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No. 1292618

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1227447

No. 1292623

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Happy weekend nonas!

No. 1292657

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spin spin sugar

No. 1292658

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No. 1292659

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No. 1292708

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I hope everyone is having a nice day today!

No. 1292711

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SWANGING

No. 1292712

>>1292618
Jesus what the fuck is this website, found it from a meme. Check everyone’s hard drive here

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No. 1292720

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Cowboy Marshton says "what t'hell is 'trans rights?'"

No. 1292721

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No. 1292723

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No. 1292755

>>1292723
ngl I anon I audibly laughed

No. 1293257

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When lolcow doodle room was made I misunderstood it completely and did my own abstract style self portrait separate from it on my phone. I can’t remember if I was banned or just told I was posting wrong but here it is. Did it on my phone in maybe 3 minutes. Bully me as much as you want I do not take myself seriously as an artist at all.

No. 1293259

>>1293257
Samefag the signature in the corner is just “nonny” of something. Not my real signature.

No. 1293261

If you ever get filled with rage and feel like you need to take a moid down, kick them in the side of the thigh right above the knee and grab his hair as hard as you can. They never see it coming and then you can smash their head either to a wall or just to the ground if he is skinny enough. Jodi memes inspired me to violent schizo post.

No. 1293264

>>1293257
Kek I remember this. I honestly just ignored it but I think some other anons told you that wasn't the right thread.

No. 1293266

>>1293263
i think she didn't actually doodle on the board but like made a doodle on her phone and uploaded it in the thread?

No. 1293269

>>1293261
I should also say I was a fatty when I did this to men taller than me, pretty sure I would get murdered by a scrote if I did that now so maybe don't do it unless you have jodi energy

No. 1293276

>>1293261
also go for the eyes if you can, gouge them out with your thumbs

No. 1293290

>>1293266
Yes I used the same website for it but I made a different page because I didn’t want to fuck it up somehow. I didn’t know I was supposed to draw on the same page. I couldn’t be arsed to do it again.

No. 1293300

>>1293261
Also if you are attacked from behind you can use your elbow to slam it into the moids face, throat or chest. Depending on his height, either hurts like hell and will wind him.

No. 1293318

>>1293300
True but I am talking about attacking

No. 1293352

>>1293269
>don't do it unless you have jodi energy
KEK

No. 1293358

Hehehehhee

I take favourite artist's work and paste it into my favourite digital painting software

ohohohohoh

I trace over their work

dopamine

No. 1293443

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No. 1293456

>>1293358
This is legitimately a good way to practice and improve art. Seething about tracing, stealing and shit like that is a surefire way to undermine development.

No. 1293458

>>1293456
Copium.

No. 1293462

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>>1293358

>don’t let the days go by

>dopamine
>could have been easier on you
>I shouldn’t trace though I wanted to
>dopamine

No. 1293470

>>1293462
Bad moon white again

No. 1293478

>>1293462
who this

No. 1293479

>>1293478
Gavin Rossdale

No. 1293480

>>1293478
A useless shell of a man that deserves nothing but pain and misery for eternity and onward

No. 1293525

>>1293458
Uh oh, seems like someone hasn't traced the work of their favourite artist yet and is in dire need for some dopamine as well

No. 1293598

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Happy Sunday, come on over and grab a slice of None Pizza with Left Beef. There’s enough to go around

No. 1293615

>>1293598
Thank you nonnie, good sunday to you too!

No. 1293644

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WANT TO LIVE IN A TINY HOISE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD OF NONNIES WHO ALSO LIVE IN TINY HOUSES AND WE KNOCK ON EACHOTHERS DOORS TO DELIVER FRESH BAKED SURPRISES AND JOINTLY FEED THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS WHILE ALSO KILLING ANY MEN WHO TRESPASS

No. 1293654

>>1293644
If my marriage fails I'm coming to the neighborhood nonnie. That sounds spectacular.

No. 1293684

>>1293644
I would love to move in immediately! And for movie nights we could play things on a big projector to watch together and have a little courtyard where we'd have our tunesdays.

No. 1293709

>>1293644
where do i sign?

No. 1293713

>>1293644
This sounds like the dreme and we could have a little daycare for the mom nonas

No. 1293718

>>1293644
I will do anything I can to help make this happen. It'd be so comfy and my dream life tbh

No. 1293737

Maybe this belongs more into the comiccon thread on snow or something but it's always funny to me how comic artists and contemporary artists for that matter tend to be lolcows. Pretty sure https://popartzombie.com/ (read her blog for entertainment) has some slight cases of schizo or some marbles lost in her head. Even just the Aramando huerta drama is entertaining. Also, as an LA native, it's funny seeing people in the entertainment industry/art industry be retarded and cutthroat and bitch about other transplants being shallow when they're no different, especially people who just go to cons to expand their social reach/connections etc.

No. 1293772

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>>1293644
I'm so there

No. 1294090

How the hell did I stab myself under my thumbnail with a piece of dried up cheese. How is cheese so sharp, how is undernail skin so weak!

No. 1294091

>>1294090
was is perhaps sharp cheddar?

No. 1294330

>>1294090
you reminded me of jamming garlic under my fingernail when i was peeling it, it burned so bad

No. 1294350

Why are there so many people fantasizing about sex with aliens when they wouldn't even fuck half of Earth's own lifeforms

No. 1294352

>>1294350
easy. aliens are the right kind of ugly

No. 1294450

>>1294350
Do you mean they as in the aliens or they as in us?

No. 1294453

>>1292618
Ask Nigel "hey Nigel bring me home vodka for something I'm making" he comes home and hands me a brand I don't recognize "The other two had trans flags on them" he tells me. So we'll trained

No. 1294485

>>1294350
>implying aliens won’t find me fuckable
Pussy is out of this world babe

No. 1294575

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He's an island boy, got that island style

No. 1294621

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No. 1294792

Wapmart

No. 1294809

I just did the biggest shit and I think there was blood or something in it cuz it turned the water a dark orange colour. I feel clean now though

No. 1294819

EV—RAY KIIIITTAAAAAAY !!!!!
MOW-WOW
IS A CUUUUUTAAAAAAY!!!
MEEE-Oww
brought to you by that annoying ass google ad

No. 1294822


No. 1294836

Cat Connection Subliminal

No. 1294898

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OY YOY YOYOYOY I SUMMONETH HALLOWEENETH COMETH TO MEEE NO MORE NINETY DEGREEE LISTEN NOW AND HEAR MY SCREEEE

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No. 1294955

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reply to this post or else your mother will have a good nights sleep

No. 1294971

>>1294955
My mama deserves good sleep

No. 1295101

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Where’s that anon that gave a girl who bullied her leukemia? I need that spell she cast on her asap

No. 1295104

>>1295101
I gave mine MS but it backfired because now she gets even more attention so careful what you wish for

No. 1295106

>>1294955
not on my watch

No. 1295118

>>1295104
I need to curse a greedy landlord lmao

No. 1295119

>>1295101
NTA but I wanted to bury the hatchet with the girl who bullied me in pre-school as an adult so I suggested we go hiking. She got bit by ticks and ended up with Lyme's disease. Now she clogs up facebook and instagram with her activism and how her fucked up immune system can't sustain a pregnancy to full term.

God truly worked in mysterious ways, heh heh.

No. 1295127

DEAR STUFFED SHIRTS AT RITZ CRACKERS,

A CHAIN IS ONLY AS STRONG AS ITS WEAKEST LINK. JUST AS A BOX OF CRACKERS IS ONLY AS APPEALING AS ITS LEAST INTACT SLEEVE.

I AM PAYING FOR FULLY FORMED CRACKERS, NOT BUTTER CRUMBLES. I DON’T BUY YOUR PRODUCT WITH BROKEN QUARTERS; DON’T STICK ME WITH BROKEN PIECES OF CRACKER, YOU MISERABLE DICKS.

Regards,
Mort Goldman (again)

No. 1295159

>>1295104
Oh my god, you're still hating on MS girl? You deserve to be miserable.

No. 1295169

>>1295159
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I'm mentioning this? Might be another anon you're thinking of.
Either way, what separates it from the other anons cheering about lyme disease and fucking leukemia?

No. 1295170

>>1295119
Truly vile. Where is the shitpost? I only see actual shit.

No. 1295171

>>1295169
Ooh I guess you're not like the other psychos are you?

No. 1295174

>>1295171
Kek how is a former bully getting a disease our faults at all anyway? We're just joking about the witchcraft part. Don't take it so seriously, fucks sake

No. 1295177

>>1295174
>pre-school
That isn't a bully, that's a toddler. Maybe you deserve to be bullied, weirdo.

No. 1295188

>>1295119
This post is so fake.
>preschool bully
You would have to have a physical deformity or be the kid eating paint and shitting themselves frequently to be bullied in freaking preschool

No. 1295193

>>1295119
Who the fuck even remembers preschool, let alone hold grudges from it? What happened, were you make-believing that you were unicorns and she didn't commit to the character enough for your liking?

No. 1295197

>>1295193
>>1295188
Finally some nonnies with sense

No. 1295275

>>1295177
>>1295188
>>1295193
>>1295197
NTA but you bitches need to be bullied. Children can be fucking evil for no reason. If you’re getting bullied in your formative years of course you’re gonna hold a grudge. It’s trauma that shaped your psyche.
It’s even worse when you’re getting shit on at home too. Nowhere is safe and feeling that as child will scar you for the rest of your life.
I really hope none of you have kids if you can’t understand that. Like imagine if your child is a shitstain bully. Y’all would probably cape really hard for it while it happily inflicts trauma on others.

No. 1295277

>>1295275
Projection-heavy rant caping for someone who was talking about hexing someone who allegedly bullied them when they were toddlers

No. 1295280

>>1295193
Nta but I remember being called ugly, beat up and made to feel uncomfortable everyday in kindergarten so it is possible for kids to be really evil. If I found out my kindergarten bully was a fat single mom now I'd be happy. I'm still mad.

No. 1295281

>>1295275
You're unhinged anon. She was in her formative years too, she was literally a toddler. You'd have to be a total nutcase to not only hold a grudge against another girl from pre-school but to then celebrate her getting lyme disease and becoming unable to keep a pregnancy. Both of which are a hell of a lot more traumatic than pre-school bullying . You are fucked up, cope.

No. 1295282

>>1295280
>Nta
Uh huh. Sure, nona.

No. 1295283

>>1295280
Kindergarten makes more sense than pre-I, where kids are more heavily monitored because they’re literal toddlers

No. 1295284

>>1295282
I'm not her. If my kindergarten bully has a shit life I'd be happy and I don't care if you think that's childish.

No. 1295285

>>1295284
It's more than childish, it's unhealthy and disturbing.

No. 1295290

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>>1295284
>>1295284
>>1295281
>>1295280
>>1295275
adult anons holding grudges against 3 year olds as if they had any clue what they were doing or how it'd impact others. just another day on LC…

No. 1295291

>>1295285
I don't care. I had to go through all of my formative years(age 5-17) feeling ugly, unwanted and weird and now I'm fucked up for life. And some of my bullies from kindergarten continued being my bullies in middle school and high school. I wish the worse on all of them kek

No. 1295294

>>1295291
Boo fucking hoo

No. 1295297

>>1295294
I take great pleasure in knowing most of my past bullies are fat now and I'm still thin.

No. 1295303

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>>1295297
>wwwaaaaahhhhhhh

No. 1295321

>>1295291
But that isn’t preschool

No. 1295324

>>1295277
Learn to read butterball she wasn’t the one that hexed her. You’re gripping on the preschool anon’s story to twist this into something more nefarious than it really is.
I’m not sure why you’re taking this so personally. Were you a bully when you were a child and are afraid someone is holding a grudge against you?

No. 1295332

>>1295324
Not at all and I’m not exactly as passionate about the topic as a couple other anons appear to be, I just find the concept of a toddler bully hilarious. What did she do, wipe boogers on your arm? Slobber on your lunchbox? Curse you out in Wingdings?

No. 1295333

>>1295321
Pre-K age varies a lot everywhere. I was 5 in pre-k in public school in the US. Pre-k here was offered as free daycare for 4-5 year olds with low income parents.

I dunno where nonny who was bullied was from so who knows how young she was.

No. 1295339

>>1295333
I want the juicy details. Did she pull out her tooth? Stomp on her toes with her light up shoes? I’m invested now

No. 1295340

>>1295332
another anon wildly underestimates the traumatic nature of aggressively intentioned WingDings. smh there's no empathy in this world despite the wealth of evidence that childhood font-based trauma is longlasting

No. 1295346

>>1295340
Were they even two years older I’d believe it entirely. Children can be so fucked up. But ages 3-5 they’re still too retarded to even learn from their alkie dads racism yet (otherwise I wouldn’t even joke about it) so I’m not sure what violent crimes against humanity they’re committing. Unless you’re dealing with like a real We Need To Talk About Kevin, Omen type kid like what happened.

No. 1295349

>>1295346
if it wasn't clear, i was agreeing with you and was just shitposting. i don't remember shit from pre-k

No. 1295357

>>1295349
I wasn’t arguing I’m just really curious now

No. 1295376

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I need to insert objects into my ears I need to insert objects into my ears I need to insert objects into my ears I need to insert objects into my ears I need to insert objects into my ears I need to insert objects into my ears

No. 1295379

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Say something nice about Knorkles

No. 1295407

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>>1295379
unlike sonic he gdoesn't chucjkel

No. 1295416

The 'touch grass' meme comeback is pretty pervy when you think about it. Grass is a living thing and it didn't consent.

No. 1295431

>>1295379
i love u u dirty red hot enchilada of my heart. You are fire in between my loins and I wanna slather your spicy chipotle sauce all over the kitchen table

No. 1295456

>>1295416
He accepts

No. 1295512

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>>1295416
i said it before and i'll say it again, it should be "munch glass". it sounds deadlier.

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No. 1295659

>>1295593
Nice observation nonnie!

No. 1295665

>>1295379
He's hot.

No. 1295666

>>1295665
its ok to be right anon

No. 1295693

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No. 1295713

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No. 1295782

>>1295376
You should've stopped putting those marbles in your ears while you still could.

No. 1295815

>>1295782
the antichrist doesn't want people to experience true asmr

No. 1295843

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>>1295713
Chantals real father

No. 1296045

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No. 1296047

>>1295713
Is that Foodie Beauty??

No. 1296067

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I hate my stupid tumblr art style. I'm only going to consume how to draw anime books from the 90s until I learn to produce QUALITY

No. 1296380

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BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY

No. 1296382

MY ASS

No. 1296390

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>blocks your path

No. 1296397

I would fucxk your crostini with my creuset eau contraire bitch au mare di Fresca di Fresca quandro il Bippi FROWNING FACES

No. 1296400

>>1296380
So quirky

No. 1296401

>>1296390
>hugs you

No. 1296408

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>>1296400
im gonna nuzzlez exdee you until you fuck off

No. 1296410

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No. 1296415

>>1296410
glomps your pit hair

No. 1296424

>>1296415
Pick out the fleas while you’re at it please

No. 1296459

>>1296401
>hugs back
thank you

No. 1296515

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No. 1296528

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Found a pic of the panting kpop dogboy crying. Thought some of you may find this cathartic.

No. 1296531

>>1296528
He's crying because nobody wanted to adopt him so he's going to be euthanized.

No. 1296533

>>1296410
Please stop posting my pics. I'm reporting this to the police for invasion of privacy

No. 1296539

>>1296410
That apartment is too clean. Please put her on a raw mattress no sheets, behind that a window with dead succulents and fucked up blinds.

No. 1296541

>>1296528
will use it as an image reaction, thanks
>>1296531
kek

No. 1296542

>>1296515
awesome job

No. 1296564

File: 1660109883400.gif (2.63 MB, 520x374, spaghet.gif)

This thread has been extra retarded today thank you

No. 1296570

>>1294898

tHERE ARE 82 DAYS LEFT UNTIL HALLOWEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1296623

deje el bullying nonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1296626

Deje el bullyng, el bullyng no es bueno

Te destruye, el alma y el cerebro

Deje el bullyng, el bullyng no es bueno

Te destruye el el alma y el cerebro

No. 1296628

deje el bulin nonie

No. 1297253

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I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING ABSENT APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER M WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH RAINS ARE RAINING DOWN WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOST OF M PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE SIGHT I'M BEGING YOU NONNY

No. 1297309

File: 1660169075336.gif (6.61 MB, 400x267, kisiel.gif)

McDonald i kisiel mniaaaaam
Też nie wie czy sól niosąąą
A Szajni gotują sobie…
Noga czółka gardło
i ściana…

No. 1297315

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Another day of beating the shit out of male coworkers at the office

No. 1297320

>>1297309
fellow shawol.

No. 1297326

how do i tell my coworkers i need to go home b/c i cant stop pooping. you know, in a professional way

No. 1297328

>>1297326
>hello i need to go home otherwise i will unleash a brown substance all over this vicinity.

No. 1297339

>>1297326
Don't go home. Stand by the water cooler and go uh ooh, do you smell coffee? Every few minutes.

No. 1297374

>>1297328
i like this idea
>>1297339
this idea i do not

im replying b/c im back in the bathroom again

No. 1297423

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No. 1297464

>>1297374
>>1297326
>i'm not feeling well and i think it's best i go home
>why?
> >>1297328

No. 1297471

what is your most used reason for reporting? my top result is autism

No. 1297478

>>1297471
On my phone, the first autofill suggestion is currently schizo troon, followed by scrote.

No. 1297507

>>1297471
so many variations on scrote/moid, although tranny and racebait have been getting some use lately

No. 1297519

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Hey bitch, neigh bitch don’t slay bitch say bitch to your face bitch fuck you bitch fuck a ham bitch go off bitch is this it, bitch?

No. 1297529

>>1297519
I hate this image

No. 1297532

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>>1297529
It reminds me of the old man that are paint accidentally

No. 1297535

>>1297529
Eh it’s cute

No. 1297558

>>1297471
lrn 2 sage but only because I lurk the leftcow thread on /snow/ and it's constantly full of tourists from twitter and reddit

No. 1298180

Anyone seriously into brap belongs in the sewers. Nasty.

No. 1298252

>>1297471
emoji kek.

No. 1298287

File: 1660240117152.jpg (49.19 KB, 597x676, 1659994885216958.jpg)

>>1297448
I knew it

No. 1298293

Freebleeding on the bus to protest the public transportation policies of the local municipality

No. 1298295

Freebleeding on my boyfriends couch before breaking up with him

No. 1298299


No. 1298306

>>1298252
You're horrible……………
Anyway mine are "moid moment" and "troon" third reason is unfortunately "cp"

No. 1298310

File: 1660240739337.jpeg (786.71 KB, 1009x1173, A57DB31D-9CC7-48CF-9BF5-904122…)

>be me
>too poor and unimportant to have a pool of my very own
>visit the community pool on a hot summer morning
>it’s filled with snot nosed brats and their screaming mothers
>start free-bleeding all over the place
>everyone evacuates once the water noticeably changes hue
mfw living the lifestyle of the rich and famous for absolutely 0 bucks

No. 1298317

>>1298310
they're scared to get hiv

No. 1298322

>>1298317
When they should’ve been scared of getting viral gastroenteritis instead!

No. 1298354


No. 1298786

File: 1660258871008.png (323.11 KB, 500x334, C8AF14AC-709F-49F3-8DA7-0135FF…)

♥ Girls who got zits on her forearms because her desk mat is fucking disgusting from eating in front of the computer and never wiping ♥

No. 1298790

i wish there existed an infinite blunt

No. 1298878

File: 1660262233639.png (263.22 KB, 910x736, GOKUUUUUUAAHAHGHGHG.png)

BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBL
MARILYN MONROEEEEEEEE
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO
MARILYN MONROEEEEEEEE
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO UUUUH

No. 1298903

>>1298878
Is this fanart or is there context for this? Haven't been in the MtF threads in a long while.

No. 1298926

>>1298903
that's the FTMTF parody thingy. i forgot the name

No. 1298945

>>1298903
ayrt and a new kikomi comic was posted in the ftm thread
>>>/snow/1612511

No. 1299120

File: 1660282221727.jpg (63.35 KB, 563x730, azelia_court_looks.jpg)

I will NOT get scared while driving today, this message is between me and God, fuck you for giving me anxiety but I will conquer it ! All of you are my witnesses !

No. 1299123

>>1299120
i thought this was a dall-e pic for a second

No. 1299154

>>1299123
lmao same.

No. 1299163

>>1298790
pass the infinite blunt pls

No. 1299235

I think the racebait scrote and the black-penis spamming scrote from yesterday should passionately make out

No. 1299262

>>1299235
while the giant isopod who hates all women watches from the corner.

No. 1299294

>>1299235
they're not the same person?

No. 1299298

>>1299294
They are. The tranny even commented in the doodle/draw board thread about how much he likes how annoyed elsie looks, but it got deleted

No. 1299302

french canandian bean soup syrup slurpers DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE IO hate
cGI so much

No. 1299397

File: 1660312755118.webm (661.54 KB, 576x768, tiktok_1660312459117.webm)

Dogboy is kinda cute.

No. 1299867

>>1299397
The shelter dog After picture in a before and after

No. 1299910

>>1299397
he looks like he still has his baby teeth

No. 1300000

File: 1660339990056.png (610.33 KB, 1280x954, tumblr_ovuzslTV2r1td5vf7o1_128…)

>>1299968
Dangerously Based

No. 1300016

>>1300000
Based post, based get

No. 1300036

>>1300020
Its a gopnik reference. Gopniks would usually say "got a phone? What if i check", here it got replaced with gender.

No. 1300042

>>1300039
Wow this is one beautiful cat.

No. 1300047

>>1300000
is this old or is she back????

No. 1300069

>>1300061
what breed? it just looks like a tabby to me

No. 1300083

>>1300079
lol i'm sorry about your baby, anon. it's so tough. the M on the forehead is for tabbies though, though obviously mainecoons can have them too because they have tabby patterns. this is just a domestic shorthair tabby to me

No. 1300091

>>1300079
That’s a tabby/standard issue cat
A maine coon would be almost 2x its size and super fluffy if they were side by side

No. 1300178

File: 1660348987403.jpeg (659.68 KB, 1170x983, EB27241F-E032-41C6-88A2-426454…)

PUT THESE IN MY MOUTH I NEED THEM IN MY MOUTH PLEASE

No. 1300187

File: 1660349458813.jpeg (112.98 KB, 1632x918, butterlamb.jpeg)

toes

No. 1300188

File: 1660349559957.png (162.51 KB, 512x512, 0ed7320f25ee181c8af00288f8acae…)

>>1300178
>>1300178
you meant to post these

No. 1300233

>>1300178
the HOLD these had on me. absolutely demonic lol

No. 1300256

File: 1660351791959.jpeg (72.82 KB, 800x534, E1966E7F-A840-41A3-93AB-DAE2D3…)

I need you to tell me that I'm a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person, and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I'm good.

No. 1300261

>>1300256
NO!!! Horse scrote

No. 1300328


No. 1300342

File: 1660353589247.png (302.67 KB, 540x388, 50CEB245-9663-4EC3-A1E5-A21689…)


No. 1300358

>>1298878
One of the best so far, me when I accidentally graze my clit

No. 1300370

File: 1660355624635.jpg (75.47 KB, 380x355, 1660236987046062.jpg)

>>1300345
mow

No. 1300379

>>1300370
Oh the noises I made when I saw this little one, my goodness looks less than a day old!
Thank you for the wholesome in the midst of porn and race bait.

No. 1300404

>>1300370
I'm going to feed her

No. 1300422

>>1300404
Based feeder

No. 1300435

>>1300370
So cute and tinyyy

No. 1300493

>>1300370
what a widdle widdle bwaby kwitty kwat
I will prepare the saucer.

No. 1300502

File: 1660359899375.jpg (39.64 KB, 736x736, 9483098888e3ff05146c164e0d502a…)


No. 1300505

>>1300502
Eek
If that tiny nose touches me imma explode in a thousand little hearts

No. 1300526

File: 1660361036280.jpg (81.32 KB, 736x727, 18314ed2c39443524996f092ada716…)

what would you do in this situation

No. 1300532

>>1300526
Love him unconditionally with all his swag

No. 1300538

File: 1660361491589.png (499.58 KB, 708x840, Screen Shot 2021-12-25 at 8.12…)

i love so many of the posters in the celebricows thread so much. i wait a few days or week to catch up and then spend a day or two belly laughing. i wish i could be friends with a few of you irl. thank you for making me late for work because i'm snorting coffee out of my nose at 5am instead of getting dressed

No. 1300542

>>1300526
Id make him a gelatin parfait

No. 1300544

File: 1660361838996.jpeg (10.78 KB, 263x192, A0072A1A-049B-433D-99E9-2617C1…)

Whomevers keeps posting tiny kittens .. I will Kiss you.

No. 1300555

>>1300538
>wanting to befriend bone rattlers and twitterfags
are you sure about that

No. 1300557

>>1300544
It's all ogre meow.

No. 1300579

>>1300555
i swear i recognize some of the posters writing styles from livejournal days and it brings me joy

No. 1300583

>>1300579
Schizophrenia

No. 1300619

>>1300583
too functional for that, just depressed

No. 1300734

File: 1660371816257.jpeg (201.26 KB, 1170x545, 6271DFEA-9D9B-4021-A115-861384…)

🎶 You might need me more than you think you will
Come home in the car you love, brainy, brainy, brainy 🎶

No. 1300736

File: 1660371909101.png (1.07 MB, 1080x1289, 195B0EDA-726C-4156-8A98-E03952…)


No. 1300739

>>1300736
look she’s not wrong

No. 1300741

File: 1660372279199.jpg (42.67 KB, 607x319, DKCb6iSWkAAaZJ6.jpg)

>>1300736
fielder is a catman. another reason why he is based

No. 1300745

>>1300731
Schizoid doesnt mean schizophrenia you absolute fucking retard

No. 1300746

>>1300745
Exactly I'm keeping on theme with the thread.

No. 1300759

File: 1660373258884.jpeg (194.82 KB, 998x600, Schizoid-Personality-Disorder.…)

this is what it feels like to be on an SSRI lol

No. 1300769

File: 1660373598519.jpeg (76.19 KB, 976x646, 590922485ea3b9efdaefaf6407f80f…)


No. 1300990

File: 1660386355535.gif (1.26 MB, 639x563, hamter.gif)


No. 1300999

>>1300990
And he dance dance dance and he dance dance dance

No. 1301049

>>1300759
this is what it feels like when you are a girl on the internet

No. 1301064

>>1300769
wtf anon, i woke up hours ago with that retarded song on my mind. what is this telepathy

No. 1301107

>>1300188
Growing up a pharmacy near my house used to sell these honey stick things for sore throats, they were really just sweets. cough cough… mom my throat is sore.

No. 1301134

Warm veggie burgers are a plague against humanity. They could never compare to a true, blue beef burger and the gall, the sheer AUDACITY for them to try……it truly makes me sick! However, I will say this, cool/cold veggie burgers Slapp!!!

No. 1301165

>>1297471
i usually just put in male/scrote etc, but also racebait due to the influx of /pol/ weirdos and tradthots

No. 1301259

>>1300990
where is this gif from

No. 1301327

>>1301259
Your mom (she is a very skilled animator!!!)

No. 1301349

File: 1660406821727.jpeg (23.44 KB, 220x293, 68331ACD-5784-4CCE-A357-0F303C…)


No. 1301368

File: 1660407593479.png (436.06 KB, 564x752, soggy.png)

ugh

No. 1301382

File: 1660408115277.jpg (47.78 KB, 653x612, 20220802_152203.jpg)

BEEP BEEP

No. 1301386

File: 1660408301478.jpg (196.32 KB, 528x312, pangolin-cute-pagecopy.jpg)


No. 1301393

File: 1660408582020.jpg (89.96 KB, 550x978, 1660406860328071.jpg)

WElcome to the lolcow diner

No. 1301395

>>1301259
New show called Hamster and Gretel

No. 1301410

>>1301382
I FUCKING LOVE FAT PIKACHU. FAT PIKACHU SUPREMACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 1301439

File: 1660410603675.png (1.55 MB, 1192x1184, alussa.png)

>>1301393
If this bitch had her own restaurant

No. 1301441

>>1301393
>BOYS! Stop using the LADIES room!

based

No. 1301579

File: 1660415875789.jpg (96.11 KB, 500x500, pikautism.jpg)

>>1301410
fat pikachu best pikachu

No. 1301595

>>1301590
for shame

No. 1301778

File: 1660426431204.png (698.04 KB, 684x630, kurt.png)

kurt

No. 1301789

File: 1660426943831.jpg (440.59 KB, 1483x1360, 033.jpg)

jtdgfdcrdys6j64sw63teu seetr'‽//7=6#_#[/÷<'<♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤₩⊙°•¤

No. 1301790

>>1301590
lmao this is the type of post I'm here for

No. 1301811

File: 1660428594262.gif (1.59 MB, 400x300, 5fbf93eee939dd52cd4b51b40a9f2e…)

please nonny save this picture and use it on a friday, k thanks

No. 1301894

File: 1660431993949.png (1.04 MB, 640x879, 34D894A9-4A60-4A16-B420-BD0071…)

Miles "Tails" Prower debates whether or not he should assassinate Robotnik while a unicorn tries to convince him to pull the trigger (1996)

No. 1301937

>>1301894
Wasn't that how WWI started?

No. 1302067

File: 1660447946002.png (419.72 KB, 1229x1924, 1660436415612405.png)


No. 1302260

File: 1660464062815.jpeg (262.93 KB, 750x816, DD20F638-AADA-49DF-B2B0-CC4AA2…)


No. 1302271

File: 1660464754239.gif (591.6 KB, 512x288, 54E40242-4097-41A3-BD35-596DE3…)

When you find out the trendy “goth” pop band is made up of private school kids with industry connections

No. 1302295

>>1302271
Tale as old as time

No. 1302301

>>1302295
Many such cases

No. 1302306

>>1302301
My first thought but realized it was painfully twitter and I needed to think of something else

No. 1302564

>>1302271
which one this time

No. 1302575

>>1302271
Tell us which one anon I love to talk shit

No. 1302584

>>1302271
which oneeeeee

No. 1302639

File: 1660496874385.jpg (48 KB, 828x828, EnkWT1sVgAAdbLw.jpg)

URASAI!

No. 1302696


No. 1302975

Bump for #5786577 reason to never have a son.

No. 1302983

>>1302975
Moids are so fucking weird and contradictory
>I hate X race!!
>Posts porn pics of said race
What in the actual fuck

No. 1302990

>>1302983
Thats why trannies claim terfs want to fuck them. They cannot wrap their heads around actually hating something without being a rape-ape

No. 1302992

>>1302983
Men are almost always exactly what they hate. Overtly homophobic to hide that they’re gay. Overtly racist and jerk it to interracial porn. You know the drill.

No. 1302999

Scrotes are a disease bump.

No. 1303019

>>1302983
I'm laughing about the fact that this random moid has dozens and dozens of photos of dicks on their device, just ready to go. Just, so many dicks. Really owned us there

No. 1303020

File: 1660518803806.jpg (34.2 KB, 477x447, 312394_427158857357592_1068378…)

Bump for scrote

No. 1303021

File: 1660518835721.png (140.49 KB, 538x419, 20190429_004318.png)

Some FMA for you to cover up the scrote, bump

No. 1303022

File: 1660518869559.jpg (66.67 KB, 640x724, ita8ew8cxoe31.jpg)

Bumpitty-bump

No. 1303025

>>1303021
god damn it kek.

No. 1303026

File: 1660518963317.gif (1.94 MB, 500x459, 1660267496879024.gif)


No. 1303028


No. 1303031

My grandma (may she rest in peace) always talked about this boy she knew as kid, didn't have any toes, had 7 fingers in each hand and never learn how to talk. Wtf was that all about.

No. 1303032

>>1303031
This dude that went to my hs had no arms just hands attached to his shoulders. He rode a squidward bike

No. 1303038

File: 1660519696432.jpg (211.8 KB, 686x1024, vbyoyo.jpg)

i have a hard time identifying spiders

No. 1303044

>>1303031
probably was an incest baby

No. 1303045

>>1303032
was he just hunched over so his hands could reach or were there a weird ass handles present

No. 1303046

>>1303044
this was in the 1930s in a relatively small town so yeah, that or some shit from the town's factory

No. 1303051

was just about to make a thread for us to argue in and I added "no race talk, no men talk, no money talk" and realised, shit, what else is there to argue about these days

No. 1303056

>>1303051
something mental health related

No. 1303060

>>1303051
Pineapple on pizza

No. 1303061

>>1303051
Spicy food: good or bad?

No. 1303062


No. 1303065

>>1303061
very spicy food shouldn't exist

No. 1303076

File: 1660522408639.gif (1.3 MB, 498x231, 1645555198463.gif)

>I will NEVER be a bad gyal

No. 1303077

>>1303061
Good, if you don’t like extremely spicy then no one is forcing you to eat it

No. 1303091

>>1303076
i love this gif

No. 1303099

>>1303020
Scrotes cope about white men being superior but more white men cut of their dicks from coom addiction. Me thinks the spammer is gay and has a fetish for bbc.

No. 1303104

what would happen if every post on /ot/ was saged, would it stand still or am i just drunk and forgetting how sites work

No. 1303107

>>1303061
good
>>1303077
you're uninvited to my house

No. 1303109

>>1303107
samefag but I dont like how the "do you let people eat in your house" thread had ireland marked as no, wtf we will leave you incapacitated and cry if you say not even to abeverage

No. 1303110

>>1303104
Anonymous would be blue in the namefield of every post

No. 1303112

>>1303110
we're enemeies now

No. 1303118

>>1303104
everyone would just use the catalog instead (or do what i do and leave tabs open forever) but on the outside it'll look like an old abandoned town like during the wipeout months

No. 1303119

All anime men are women to me.

No. 1303122

>>1303119
Men should not watch anime

No. 1303126

>>1303122
Men should not watch anything but paint dry

No. 1303145

>>1302696
I fucking knew it. Dudes make pop songs but slap black and white makeup on and call it goth lol

No. 1303245

>>1292618
Immmassaging my chin muscles feels so calming, thanks anon in the TIL thread I’m mmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck yeah

No. 1303247

No matter how many tutorials I watch I can’t manage to crack my thumb joint I hate my life

No. 1303296

>>1303126
Agreed

No. 1303390

File: 1660556590719.jpg (595.49 KB, 1280x1273, Lorenz Helmschmid - Pair of Ma…)

I wish I could wear an actual armor

No. 1303391

>>1303390
In this weather? It's practically a cooker. You'll smell appetizing though

No. 1303702

File: 1660576508957.jpg (358.85 KB, 1920x1080, star-trek-captain-catchphrases…)

ENGORGE!

No. 1303729

>>1303390
Beautiful thanks for sharing

No. 1303733

>>1303390
It’s uncomfortable

No. 1303903

File: 1660587046683.jpg (70.08 KB, 680x644, photo_2022-08-15_11-40-52.jpg)

bumping

No. 1304201

File: 1660603321646.jpeg (30.85 KB, 640x757, skamtebord.jpeg)


No. 1305196

File: 1660673573149.gif (1.27 MB, 383x214, index.gif)


No. 1305411

File: 1660686201872.jpeg (185.12 KB, 750x751, B9E18A6B-7A18-4756-AB4B-D41D53…)

Honk shoo
Honk shoo

No. 1305412

File: 1660686236129.jpeg (55.09 KB, 843x851, 1660523738869.jpeg)

>>1305411
Let's go ingerland

No. 1305432

>>1305412
Kek why does this get posted so much here

No. 1305439

File: 1660688335669.png (972 KB, 720x870, ahhhhhhh.png)

>>1305432
Cuz it's funny

No. 1305497

>>1305439
Is this an edit? Please tell me it's an edit, what happened to his face

No. 1305501

File: 1660693198128.jpeg (47.87 KB, 585x768, 271599204_10222068172235809_45…)


No. 1305503

>>1305497
He got coomerization surgery

No. 1305536

plays with the blobs of uterine linings
Heh it does feel like boba.

No. 1305540

>>1305412
True but is the left supposed to be cute? because it's not
>>1305501
KEK

No. 1305713


No. 1305803

File: 1660715559664.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 6.66 KB, 240x240, download (1).jpeg)

Guise its my fursona pls don't be mean to her

No. 1305808

>>1305803
Lmao I genuinely want this costume

No. 1305809

File: 1660715988978.jpeg (76.45 KB, 720x720, 8E3A09F2-4E79-4490-BF31-558999…)


No. 1306237

fat retard

No. 1306545

File: 1660769172817.jpg (76.82 KB, 612x472, 1652637184657.jpg)

>>1306237
you called?

No. 1306684

File: 1660779791115.gif (3.4 MB, 358x408, 157a166da38335304677de8abdd756…)

"Horse penis"

No. 1306696

>>1306684
Please for the love of god stop posting these ugly moids everywhere

No. 1306705

>>1306684
why does he look fat here

No. 1306724

>>1306696
I only posted one but I shall oblige your request for the next 24 hours.

No. 1306728

>>1306545
Sphinx sweater shoopign nonnie I missed you

No. 1306743

>>1306684
He really do be saying horse penis. In fact he's probably begging for it.

No. 1306851

File: 1660792087936.jpg (104.67 KB, 753x920, 13b3d14aca28301cf70bdc1d0ccc8f…)

I AM ONCE AGFAIN REMINDING YALL THERE IS ONLY 75 DAYS LEFT UNTIL ALL HALLOWS EVE!!!!!!

No. 1306857

>>1306696
We have to put up with danofags on a daily basis so I don't mind some korean dudes for a change

No. 1306858

File: 1660792524087.png (416.98 KB, 680x660, original_b7fc633e624ed67ae078e…)


No. 1306862

>>1306857
the danofags at least stay in their own thread

No. 1306918

what do when find out partner has a weird but non-degenerate fetish

No. 1306920

>>1306918
How weird we talkin

No. 1306923

>>1306920
i was givin him a foot rub but then he asked me if i would punch the soles of his feet as hard as i could….

No. 1306927

>>1306923
Def weird but I wouldn’t say it’s a dealbreaker. Are you sure it’s a fetish and not some like weird alternative medicine pressure point thing he was trying?

No. 1306932

>>1306927
legit weve been married five years lmao, and its not a fetish thing in the classic sense but i KNO dude likes having his feet touched and he moaned when i did it

No. 1306950

>>1306932
His feet was hurting. That isn’t a fetish.

No. 1307088

>>1306950
nta but lmao anon, why are you so sure kek ?

No. 1307095

File: 1660812514993.png (124.77 KB, 500x617, gndrblnd1.png)

heyy i didn't see a g(ender)c(ritical) shitpost thread so plz help if there is one

No. 1307097

File: 1660812570613.png (151.35 KB, 500x711, gndrblnd2.png)


No. 1307098

File: 1660812691553.png (86.42 KB, 500x496, gndrblnd3.png)


No. 1307099

File: 1660812788596.png (138.41 KB, 500x723, gndrblnd4.png)


No. 1307102

>>1307099
wtf did i just read and why did i read it

No. 1307104

>>1307102
I'm srry im looking for terfs help a decrepit old nonni

No. 1307105

>>1307095
Kek I love you

No. 1307106

>>1307098
LMAOOO queen

No. 1307110

>>1307102
I'm srry im looking for terfs help a decrepit old nonni

No. 1307117

>>1307095
So people are listing their pronouns on Omegle now? Omegle, a website where you can only have a 1-on-1 conversation and will never use third person pronouns to refer to someone?

No. 1307127

>>1307117
they both put in 'nonbinary' as a topic so that's obviously gonna be a thing they discuss

No. 1307129

>>1307117
Im omegle op if u tag the right things (queer, transmasc, nonbinary etc) u will get ppl who legit WILL ask u pronouns.

my response is always "we're talking one on one?"

reaction is always mixed. "lol yeah makes sense" "you're no fun" or just a neutral reiterating of pronouns

No. 1307155

>>1307117
I mean, it's not really different from m/16/ny, just woksterfied.

No. 1307325

File: 1660834656822.jpg (77.98 KB, 600x600, e5a500e9c10dafeaa9851dea298ac3…)

Eats spaghetti.

No. 1307615

File: 1660849517457.gif (4.27 MB, 270x480, giphy.gif)

>>1306851
oh hell YEAH spooky season

No. 1307627

I love my nigel so much he flicked my bean this morning then gave me a double dose of sexy time. Afterwards he woke up the kiddo and made breakfast for us all. Just because he thought it would be nice. I'm out running errands while he handles the house, all thanks to the nonnie who strongly advised I quit babying this man and kick him in the ass. My eternal gratitude, nonnie.

No. 1307628

>>1307099
I thought you were trolling them, come on what a good build up but np delivery/punchline! I'm fucking disappointed. Never post again please.

No. 1307633

>>1307627
Won't last long nonnie. He's doing it because he expects something back that will benefit him.

No. 1307637

>>1307628
I wasn't trolling nonni I was conversing with fellow queers(emoji-using Twitterfag)

No. 1307652

File: 1660851855021.jpg (73.45 KB, 640x480, u0h83ff3m2b31.jpg)

Don’t trust a moid, never trust a moid
Won’t trust a moid ‘cause a moid won’t trust me

No. 1307661

>>1307633
this sadly

No. 1307666

>>1307627
>I love my nigel
The ultimate retarded shitpost.

No. 1307682

>>1307666
it sounds awful to me honestly

No. 1307708

File: 1660853974879.jpeg (910.67 KB, 1890x1107, 0FA5571B-B531-4032-9B92-5074DD…)

>be me
>trying to teach dog a trick
>she’s supposed to squint her nose when I say “nosejob” giving her a slimmer snout
>”this is so funny, imagine if we had plastic surgery for dogs”
>google “plastic surgery for dogs”
wtf

No. 1307714

>>1307708
nonnie you are an icon i’m stealing this idea to teach my pup

No. 1307717

>>1307714
Omg.. the slay will be out of this world!!

No. 1307719

>>1307708
I was not shocked when I saw the words Korea and plastic surgery together. Seriously though.. this is fucked up if not fake

No. 1307727

>>1307719
NTA and I'm not sure if that exact image/story is real, but I remember a few years back there was controversy at a dog show because the best in show had had some sort of surgical cosmetic improvement. It definitely exists

No. 1308053

File: 1660867386590.jpg (41.62 KB, 320x320, 269f8faa4d10c85de1a6758c90caad…)

Pussy holders

No. 1308060

>>1308053
Are you fucking blind? That's a cloaca

No. 1308077

>>1308053
Butt cheeks

No. 1308079

>>1308053
teenage mutant ninja turtle with his eyes gouged out (rip)

No. 1308084

>>1308079
This made me laugh and slap my hands on my bed like a walrus

No. 1308144


No. 1308201

File: 1660879794164.jpg (132.1 KB, 719x495, FaceApp_1645812009034.jpg)


No. 1308284

>>1308084
cute anon

No. 1308305

>>1308201
Not you

No. 1308598


No. 1308615

n
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No. 1308616


No. 1308624

>>1308616
N O cannot b e l i e v e you stole my N O O D L E

No. 1308625

>>1308624
how dare you nonna it is mine

No. 1308811

File: 1660933149030.png (189.93 KB, 766x764, what if we turned all the moid…)


No. 1308814

>>1308053
squid mouth

No. 1309165

File: 1660953613379.gif (574.85 KB, 278x243, ezgif.com-gif-maker - 2022-08-…)

They see me rollin'~
They hatin'~

No. 1309202

Bing bong

No. 1309213

File: 1660957971305.png (557.17 KB, 640x480, 337B60D9-0684-4623-8667-0D6019…)

Haha heyyy lol

No. 1309215


No. 1309296

File: 1660966260484.jpg (5.01 KB, 276x183, index.jpg)

>>1309215
>the big guy in the sky
colonel blimp????

No. 1309508

File: 1660987128743.png (1.24 MB, 870x870, wth.png)


No. 1309536

>>1309508
Is that Ben Shapiro

No. 1309537

>>1309536
nta but yes

No. 1309556


No. 1309654

File: 1661002757919.jpg (167.02 KB, 1079x1078, 20220818_140633.jpg)


No. 1309675

File: 1661003518853.jpeg (165.45 KB, 1280x883, 7434C8B2-C008-472D-BBE0-E3BD79…)


No. 1309702

I miss Sam O Nella

No. 1310212


No. 1310218

>>1309702
I feel the same way everyday

No. 1310222

>>1309702
me too

>>1309654
I wish I was this cool

No. 1310224

>>1309702
I was thinking about him today. Miss him too

No. 1310231


No. 1310232

>>1310231
Samefag but is there a reason he’s not uploading? I heard from a podcast he was on that he was going to school for something science related. Or was a teacher I forgot

No. 1310245

my husband took me to see some dragon ball z movie today and u know what? wasnt too bad. gohans daughter was cute and i like the green alien man

No. 1310280

why am i generating monsters when i'm sensitive

No. 1310294

>>1310280
What monsters? How? Please share

No. 1310312

File: 1661047176581.png (Spoiler Image, 2.26 MB, 1160x1030, monsters.png)

>>1310294
leaked stable diffusion on google colab but i have pro and idk if free version works. if you have a gaming pc with 6gb/8gb vram you could use the 4chan guide to run it locally. ppl ran the model through virustotal but up to nonnies if they want to try https://rentry.org/retardsguide i clicked spoiler this time…….

No. 1310336

>>1310312
They look better than 90% of the moids posted here

No. 1310342

>>1310312
Nice job! Very based and husbando tier

No. 1310466

YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING REEEEE

No. 1310715

File: 1661094219098.gif (2.27 MB, 380x230, eee.gif)

A few days ago I was walking to work when some classic amberlynn lines entered my mind and I could not stop repeating them like it was a song stuck in my head. The main 2 lines being everyones faves
> Rain and petals evesdrop
> I wore the wrong shoes
With a few others in the mix. I started to picture her falling because of the combo of 'drop/wrong shoes' I only heard about the traumatic ankle sprain moment today and I don't think there's any other reasonable explanation… I manifested it.

No. 1310747

File: 1661095651574.jpg (7.12 KB, 168x300, images (1).jpg)

let me take you for a ride

No. 1310752

>>1310747
This image for ants

No. 1312043

File: 1661174020758.jpeg (36.77 KB, 225x225, B0C3CD74-6650-42D9-90DC-20620E…)


No. 1312044

File: 1661174064278.gif (2.39 MB, 532x498, 81F3E0DB-8B6A-46D8-8A96-357CFA…)

who even makes these

No. 1312047

File: 1661174089818.gif (1.85 MB, 244x390, 9283D333-AA2E-46AB-A882-8A5F86…)


No. 1312050

File: 1661174144622.gif (1.25 MB, 500x492, D8C0DC0E-EF1A-4E76-AD9B-4BDDC2…)


No. 1312056

File: 1661174495168.gif (2.48 MB, 319x498, 74h32z1.gif)

combo breaker

No. 1312057

File: 1661174551392.gif (925.99 KB, 280x240, 3497A3BA-18CA-4008-B30C-3CCF03…)


No. 1312058

File: 1661174576719.gif (1.18 MB, 430x410, 9691BB4A-6ECC-44BC-B26C-7D10A9…)


No. 1312064

File: 1661174749253.gif (2.69 MB, 320x240, get dunked on.gif)

>>1312057
>>1312058
ngl, saw these on the front page and out of context i thought the tbp guy was going for a different angle

No. 1312066

>>1312064
AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE
NOBODY GONNA SLOOOW MEEE DOWN
OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING

No. 1312069

File: 1661174975394.gif (3.12 MB, 500x492, 543DCE6F-FA36-4459-81BA-4EC183…)

>>1312064
I was scared of coming off that way kek

No. 1312071

File: 1661175133437.gif (562.87 KB, 376x380, F95F0C38-6851-47CD-9396-3C27FA…)


No. 1312073

File: 1661175155701.gif (3.17 MB, 480x450, 6C694D23-D982-44A5-98A5-D3725B…)


No. 1312084

>>1312073
Wow Jim haberp rasic confirm

No. 1313031

File: 1661242864380.png (2.15 MB, 1330x1330, wafflecone.png)


No. 1313071

voodoo energy

No. 1313072

doodoo energy

No. 1313073

poopoo energy

No. 1313080

File: 1661248129986.png (320.67 KB, 677x830, IMG_7720.png)

boycotting snickers for my sisters

No. 1313137

File: 1661256595255.jpeg (86.44 KB, 747x922, F46782A2-3B62-4BDD-BE78-AA3718…)

This is a spell of misfortune on all the men who have voyeured, exploited, and harmed women in any way. You will receive your due consequences. You will not know happiness. Your life will not improve. You will be miserable.

No. 1313478

File: 1661283595935.png (90.4 KB, 233x331, bebchik.PNG)

godiwishthatwereme.jpeg

No. 1313498

>>1313478
is she Ainu?

No. 1313503

>>1313137
Amen, may they suffer endlessly

No. 1313505

>>1313498
Nta, yes

No. 1313553

File: 1661287849254.jpg (48.78 KB, 564x401, d6d181ef8ee30456e5692fac51631f…)

I spend so much time here, I've probably had a conversation with each one of you kek, it's a bit embarassing

No. 1313560

>>1313553
same I need to stop kek

No. 1313564

>>1313560
maybe it's just the two of us out there nonnie

No. 1313920

File: 1661311016775.jpg (208.43 KB, 500x397, i8.jpg)

Non
na
looking at me
tell
me
what do you see
yes, I've lost my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

No. 1313948

>>1313920
I adore this post, run away with me

No. 1313957

File: 1661313538412.jpg (140.8 KB, 445x445, 0o0o0o0.jpg)

>>1313948
where we heading to

No. 1316058

File: 1661439547700.png (120.02 KB, 259x255, alfredsplayhouse.png)

What's the buzz tell me whatsahappening what's the buzz

No. 1316067

File: 1661439741313.jpg (66.82 KB, 735x876, 60f70d5791e0bf6835e2a3a41b6cb3…)

>>1316058
It's your birthday!

No. 1316226

File: 1661447566470.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 425 KB, 4096x1548, F255C91E-5632-43CD-99B8-78B787…)

Crunchy wig theory

No. 1316234

>>1316226
Don’t care didn’t ask plus that’s a male

No. 1316252

>>1316226
looks like a man who defends lolicon in youtube comments and dropped out of his comp sci program

No. 1316253

>>1316226
Kek anon is that vinny? My god I wouldn’t be surprised if that moid was balding and was capfishing this whole time

No. 1316285

>>1316253
Yes it is Vinny kek

No. 1316320

>>1316226
Kek I fucking love this. I buy into this theory 100%. Nondescript silent hill protagonist looking motherfucker KEK. Look at how much life is in his eyes post-wig. I love you for posting this nona, my eyes have been opened.

No. 1316579

File: 1661463183456.jpg (353.8 KB, 1080x2233, screenshot0.jpg)

so whats the answer ladies?

No. 1316586

File: 1661464053178.png (86.15 KB, 579x158, 70A8A2D8-9202-42D3-87FE-DB5F98…)

IN JESUS NAME
also does anyone have the Jesus is the perfect husbando lolcow screenshot?

No. 1316589

File: 1661464122416.jpeg (24.93 KB, 326x237, 6D931E29-C5F9-4678-AF9B-4620F3…)

>>1316579
the answer is always beans

No. 1316697

File: 1661470857378.jpg (49.51 KB, 1050x654, FB_IMG_1661470779397.jpg)


No. 1316915

File: 1661484059979.jpg (45.14 KB, 712x752, FB_IMG_1661482807630.jpg)


No. 1316928

>>1316697
Teenage mutant ninja turtles

No. 1316947

>>1316928
jurtles

No. 1316951

>>1316697
How the hell foes that happen? How do some men manage to develop abs over their beer gut?

No. 1316955

>>1316951
filler/implants

No. 1317071

File: 1661493877296.jpeg (86.66 KB, 634x951, 57299EB5-1A9F-4B10-BEA1-707B1C…)

Beano Feldstein

No. 1317110

File: 1661496564614.jpeg (21.31 KB, 472x480, 73C75A2E-737E-445F-B43C-BDD670…)

nyoom

No. 1317119

people who people my people who things i ate things i grate late mate who things hate hate people who shit, people who blink, people who have shitable blinks, people unpoopular dogs who who who who who who who who who who who who who wjo who who that i
things

No. 1317124

File: 1661497391780.jpg (546.17 KB, 1560x2305, ae7ddd71b86ef3b32c69a177c7e9b0…)


No. 1317127

>>1317071
You can just tell that it's micro

No. 1317130

>>1317124
You can just tell that it's macro

No. 1317132

I heard this story from a youtube chanel called wanse entertainment or something but this mother was having financial issues she was living off of paycheck to paycheck, but i think she won like a lottery ticket or got donated money so she was able to take her and her son to Disney land but as soon as they were done with the theme park and ready to go to their hotels the mother needed to go to the restroom so she told her son to sit on a bench and wait for her when she got back he wasn't there she yelled his name out tried to look for him then she found him he was wearing a ehole Mickey mouse suit she tried to take the helmet off but he slapped her hand before she could do anything and she just thought he really liked it or something so they went back to there hotel room not taking it off once there plane ride back home ( oh yeah sorry they took a plane to Disney world sorry i didn't mention that.) but he didn't take off the suit once she got concerned and she took her son to the doctor, the doctor and the mom were trying to take off the helmet but it seemed like it was superglued to his head or something so they did a x ray on him and the doctor looked pale when he came out and was terrified, it was only the sons head and spinal cord in the suit.

No. 1317135


No. 1317148

>>1317124
I knew a woman shaped like this once. I liked her but there was no way to not acknowledge she looked like the penguin every time she came into view.

No. 1317295

File: 1661516453323.jpeg (93.94 KB, 750x748, 86152F95-6F78-4D1B-AC0F-C28641…)

Lol the fatass

No. 1317297

Every time I get my period I keep singing material girl but replacing material with period. Like this:

Cos we are living in a period world, and I am a p-period girl.

And it just goes on and on for the first 2 days.

No. 1317300

>>1317297
Thought you ate that up huh

No. 1317305

>>1317300
I really don't know what you mean lol

No. 1317306

>>1317305
I thought you ate it up

No. 1317332

Taking a shit feels unbelievably good. It's like I feel renewed.

No. 1317335


No. 1317336

sirius black is so hot I want to feed him chicken in a cave and then make him beg me for sex

No. 1317367

File: 1661522504955.jpg (18.1 KB, 320x400, download (19).jpg)

>>1317336
That's nice sweetie, maybe if you posted this to Tumblr you'd get like 10 notes!

No. 1317372

File: 1661523363730.jpg (105.19 KB, 602x755, chorgy (chicken fed orgy) with…)

>>1317367
see you in the cave babe xx

No. 1317377

File: 1661523545274.jpg (12.77 KB, 194x259, macho_man_pose.jpg)

After a long analysis I can proof that Macho Man is a confirmed TIF:

>Tall hat to hide short height

>dress like a gay cowboy
>boots with heels to look taller
>have a shorter fem gf to look less feminin next to her
>act like a violent man baby to his gf to look manly
>frog voice hidden because it was permanantly ruin from shouting with a deep voice.
>cannot talk without gasping for air because he speak out of his natural range and HRT
>balding fried hair
>glasses to hide facial features
>coveted fully grown beard to hide the jawlett
>can't stop himself from using highly feminin fashion items like glitter, pink spandex and fake fur
>big hand movements and colorful finger wrap to hide small hands
>always stand with legs flexed to camouflag female figure.
>pant pattern that show focus on his dick
>over the top dude bro vocabulary
>was litteraly called a macho KING ounce
>get jealous of male coworkers
>get very angry easly and throw tantrum
>run quickly

becareful, this is a top secret. You would not wan't an OHH YEAH trans men are real macho men at your door…

No. 1317420

File: 1661526933973.jpeg (67.13 KB, 360x450, 1A1D5374-E93E-418C-BDB2-F789FF…)

greetings earthlings

No. 1317423

File: 1661527142716.jpg (60.27 KB, 498x690, 1655413855664.jpg)

I'm gay eminem ama

No. 1317424

>>1317423
wait I meant gay

No. 1317427

>>1317423
he looks like young winona ryder

No. 1317432

File: 1661527902784.jpeg (38.11 KB, 640x362, ywr.jpeg)

>>1317427
young winona enters the chat
she asks what this place is and why everyone keeps calling her newfag

No. 1317438

>>1317423
We really missed out on female eminem.

No. 1317462

>>1317423
This is a picture of Eminem when his name was actually Marsha. It’s very disrespectful for you to post photographs of him taken pre-transition without his consent.

No. 1317856

>>1317423
Eminema’am

No. 1317859

File: 1661557479557.jpeg (42.73 KB, 690x517, 15585C8F-D467-4B29-B524-A42DA5…)

>>1317427
He looks like Anna Faris

No. 1317862

>>1317423
he looks like a weather girl or regina george

No. 1317864

File: 1661557808291.png (270.37 KB, 500x500, f2lvbo1_500.png)


No. 1317866

File: 1661557924065.jpg (89.83 KB, 400x400, 98ad8e45-b069-4eef-8b8c-f829dc…)


No. 1317870

File: 1661558126790.jpg (110.91 KB, 400x400, 093353ca-b064-4ed7-a5ed-a51129…)

>>1317866
last and my favorite

No. 1317893

File: 1661559332838.jpeg (7.07 KB, 300x300, 5BB1E629-2E37-4B47-A0EE-ACD918…)

>>1317148
I knew a woman shaped like this before bbl bodies were a trend, I thought she was skinny when we were sitting but she got up and oml. She said she starved herself and showed me her cuts. She was a weirdo. Her body was all weird too,.

No. 1317894

>>1317423
I know you want me baby I think I want you too.

No. 1317895

File: 1661559555839.jpg (63.76 KB, 640x624, apdhi8u084n71.jpg)

Immo beel ice

No. 1318097

File: 1661581676938.jpg (145.81 KB, 736x727, you are a bad fish and i am di…)


No. 1318110

>>1317423
abuse me and rap about how you want to kill me

No. 1318140

>>1318110
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot

No. 1318148

File: 1661592371921.png (947.73 KB, 675x676, 1661445313427.png)

tag urself I'm top right corner

No. 1318162

>>1318148

Middle bottom because from afar it looks like bread to me

No. 1318163

>>1318162
Her horns* kek

No. 1318230

There was a pimple on my chest looking at me noooo staring at me and ok I gave in and take care of this guy and eeeeeeh now I have a huge red bump on my chest. I hate it.

No. 1318269

>>1318148
did you use picture to picture to make this? Or does the algorithm know who our mascot is…

No. 1318425

File: 1661618606793.jpeg (79.01 KB, 504x696, 46C28B31-6726-4A4E-98A0-E6AB16…)

When the neighrbors fightin

No. 1318692

i want a snarky redtext too spank me with your banhammer janny

No. 1318693

420 blaze it smoke weed evryday B)) mlg i eat dank memes for breakfast Shrek is love Shrek is life illuminati confirmed comic sans u wot m8? KYS cancerous john cena csgo mountain dew Doritos B)) 1v1 m9 dank

No. 1318695

>>1318269
It's a repost from /m/, the input was 'beautiful stylized drawing of woman with blonde plaits wearing overalls, happy, girl, loish, norman rockwell, 8k, illustration, color, with horns'

No. 1318707

>>1318693
hi Netjester

No. 1318728

>>1318692
wait i know what to do:

now give it to me(Here is your spank)

No. 1318734

>>1318731
see
>>1318692

No. 1318785

There is a timeline to the Animal Crossing series.
Wild World > City Folk > Population Growing > New Leaf > New Horizons > Pocket Camp > Animal Island
In Wild World, the village is barren, the ground is mostly just dirt, there's like 88 animals, and you can only have one house fir 4 people, it's a tiny village just starting out.
In City Folk, the town has grown substantially, it's attracting more animals, you can even take the new bus service to the city.
Thus is where it gets fucky. In Population Growing, a war is going on outside the borders of the village. The village closes it's borders, opting for a train service rather than an easily accessed bus, more animals are staying in the village, the foliage has grown lush from lack of outside force, the stores suck ass now because of various socioeconomic reasons.
By New Leaf, the war is long over, the city has had to condense in size and move closer to the village to ensure enough business comes through, Tortimer has retired, one of the borders of the village has eroded away leading to sea exploration.
In New Horizons, the village I'd now an island due to global warming raising the sea level and erosion from storms, there's no more regulation on what you can put in your yard thanks to the changes made during the New Leaf regime, travel has to be by sea plane due to sheer amount of space between the remaining islands.
Pocket Camp takes another leap into the future, global warming has left so little land, animals no longer settle in vilkages and instead travel the remaining islands. Things are more expensive than ever, and animals need help more than ever.
The final entry is Animal Island, set waaaaay further in the future. Many animals have died out, society has collapsed, and even language has been wiped out. The remaining few animals live solitary lives on tiny islands

And now you know the truth. Please feel free to add any details I forgot.

No. 1318815

File: 1661648027105.jpeg (151.13 KB, 823x960, C64EB010-715A-4D7D-BC88-943551…)


No. 1318816

>>1318815
they look like human pitbulls

No. 1318818

File: 1661648733095.jpg (50.16 KB, 800x480, cfw47nxz0t331.jpg)

>>1318785
Okay and where does Desert Island Escape DIE take place in your idea?

No. 1318938

help i melted my brain with einstein on the beach

No. 1318941

>>1318815
I grew up around a lot of these guys and the irony is that theyre more pleasant and less misogynistic than the suburban incels that infested my uni/major

No. 1318948

File: 1661656869824.png (456.69 KB, 880x1275, 6A082408-7F22-46A8-BA6E-DB37E9…)

>>1318815
guy on the right is like

No. 1319059

>>1318785
I love things like this. I love animal crossing

No. 1319067

>>1318818
The events of Amiibo Festival take place shortly before New Horizons, seafaring and island exploration are in their infancy here, and mostly done for leisure, the village is prospering
>>1319059
omg thank you, me too, I love aminl

No. 1319286

File: 1661705122616.gif (8.67 KB, 75x114, lbAJZOG.gif)

test

No. 1319309

File: 1661707087780.gif (40.93 KB, 400x350, gd.gif)

>>1319286
passed

No. 1319761

File: 1661739057569.png (574.08 KB, 500x659, 3FA92E53-27CC-4D2F-A1BD-83DCB5…)

Dog small

No. 1319900

File: 1661751086512.jpeg (64.64 KB, 480x597, 98E91D73-C853-4FD0-91C3-9E4DC8…)

I’m a terf but I make an exception for her.

No. 1319902

>>1318148
I’m the top middle, I like wearing eggs in my hair.

No. 1319907

File: 1661751658424.gif (7.72 MB, 358x640, AF9ECF7F-689B-48C2-AA3F-23E13D…)

>>1299163
Pass the infinite Dutchie to the left hand side
Pass the infinite dutchie to the left hand side

No. 1320079

File: 1661770371208.png (253.45 KB, 2518x1024, jim vs dwight.png)

based

No. 1320083

>>1320079
Years of being bombarded with office memes & quotes and this is the first thing that actually makes me want to watch it kek

No. 1320091

>>1320083
The office is a genuinely funny show if you’ve ever been working class. I think the “omg it’s suu overhyped ugh so stupid didn’t laugh didn’t get it crickets” crowd usually stems from people praising it constantly or making it their personality. It’s not that great but it is enjoyable when you’re just watching it with a clean slate to enjoy it.

No. 1320159

>>1320091
NTA but I could never get past how much of a dick Jim is. He harasses his coworkers for lols and essentially ruins Pam’s life and first marriage.

No. 1320495

File: 1661804835998.jpeg (108.22 KB, 640x266, 38340CFE-3BF7-4D22-A1FD-640B10…)


No. 1320547

>>1320495
Resist

No. 1321224

File: 1661873143715.jpg (302.85 KB, 1920x1080, EJ8c16RXsAAoYk_.jpg)

>>1319900
me but with her

No. 1321328

File: 1661882046693.jpg (98.63 KB, 1079x730, 302281152_106483072192947_5365…)

who is in to group-buy this stupidly cute baby platypus doll? i think we all need this. we all will share custody

No. 1321330

File: 1661882095955.jpg (184.79 KB, 1079x1482, 301869109_106483122192942_5308…)

>>1321328
another of our soon to be child

No. 1321450

>>1321328
I love her sm I want her on Tuesdays and Thursdays

No. 1321582

>>1321328
Sisterhood of the traveling platypus doll

No. 1321677

File: 1661901909845.png (136.83 KB, 669x655, 1.png)

based

No. 1321684

froobs (frog boobs)

No. 1321689

File: 1661902552271.jpg (146.03 KB, 1528x1528, ii0s1it499o41.jpg)

Ribbitits if you will

No. 1321691


No. 1322067

File: 1661936341687.gif (3.27 MB, 480x270, 1661811505877.gif)

The only good thing that came out of the kiwifarm thread is this gif, I never realized how cute kiwis are, I want to pet one so bad now they are so round and soft, what a perfect creature!

No. 1322074

>>1322067
Idk I liked that part where a random congresswoman appeared

No. 1322075

>>1321689
Seeing this image just reminded me I was attracted to this frog as a kid

No. 1322082

File: 1661937570268.png (160.51 KB, 412x561, TERF.png)

TERF NONNY TERF NONNY
REAL PUNK IS NOT DEAD, IT JUST BECAME A TERF
QUESTION THE AUTHORITY
DO NOT SET IN WITH THE STATUS QUO
BE CRITICAL OF MASS MEDIA
TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER
REBEL AGAINST HATE AND SILENCE
DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!
TERF NONNY TERF NONNY

No. 1322095

>>1322067
Hehe he is shaped so cutely

No. 1322105


No. 1322107

File: 1661941199309.jpeg (173.17 KB, 1072x992, 93384829-2C34-4BD0-8E58-77EBB6…)

Me and my nonny

No. 1322373

File: 1661966893455.gif (2.31 MB, 500x364, lessthanthree.gif)


No. 1322450

how can i be homofobic, my bitch is gæ

No. 1322857

>>1322373
This gif horrifies me, the awkwardness of his movement, it's like he's qwopping into position

No. 1322858

File: 1661998261663.gif (11.99 KB, 121x105, DEC965A5-D471-4156-9279-74CB8D…)

>>1322095
so are you

No. 1322894

File: 1662001831042.jpg (103.68 KB, 640x427, 2864464088_0d750241ac_z.jpg)

>>1322082
Preach, TERF Azumarill!

No. 1323063

File: 1662020866283.jpg (67.16 KB, 564x732, ab98ed301de344107aa5d24ce29a64…)

lmao

No. 1323067

>>1323063
Holy keks, need this on my wall

No. 1323072


No. 1323338

I'm blue. If I was green I WOULD die

No. 1323355

>>1323063
She seems cool and I wanna hang out.

No. 1323403

File: 1662059634829.jpeg (90.66 KB, 572x470, 510C051B-C99F-471B-B4EF-5739D8…)

>be me
>absolutely retarded scrote is bothering me (speaks too much about football, has no lips, etc)
>rediscover cutedeadguys, instant middle school nostalgia rush
>spend 30 to 45 minutes browsing photos of men who had all of their limbs cut off
mfw he can’t raise my blood pressure anymore. Thanks Internet!

No. 1323491

File: 1662064975126.gif (385.16 KB, 220x220, goatboy.gif)

nonny why did you thirst for him

No. 1323522

>>1323403
Sorry to sound like an underaged retard but what is that site like? Like is it just gore or is it actually dead cute dudes who may be gorey looking? I am so curious but traumatised by middle school gore sights, then again if they're men I don't think it would affect me

No. 1323539

File: 1662069384034.gif (33.15 KB, 358x147, tumblr_lxsw6vEXC91qft2pdo1_400…)

N-nonnies, i dont feel so good

No. 1323549

>>1323522
NTA but it's just a gore site with dead moids. Stuff like homicide and suicide. They aren't even cute and the pics are nasty. Also in my experience looking at gore makes you desensitized and act weird and its just not worth it especially if youre already a bit weird to begin with

No. 1323560

>>1323522
so I visited and the guys don't do nothing for me, gross but they're just men lol

No. 1323561

>>1322082
thank you based azumarill

No. 1323564

File: 1662071741201.jpg (50.05 KB, 640x591, FaXW6i1XkAEv5oO.jpg)

>>1323549
>it's just a site with ugly dead moids

Gross. Well at least they're dead now.

No. 1323566

I am butter. Spread me on some toast. Sprinkle me on your popcorn babyyyyyyy snack snack snack

No. 1323674

>>1323566
is this that retarded bts song

No. 1323749

>>1323403
retard

No. 1323821

>>1322857
he's just a tist nonni

No. 1323822

>>1323539
well at least you won't come back pregnant

No. 1323895

File: 1662110335781.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 834.56 KB, 1600x1600, 1e45a6c890a0877i6543f34.jpeg)

turn around, sharp eyes

No. 1323896

>>1323895
mmm no

No. 1323906

File: 1662112760464.gif (581.26 KB, 220x214, 1661386976186.gif)

And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, alright

Already, we'll all float on
No, don't you worry, we'll all float on, alright
Already, we'll all float on, alright
Don't worry, we'll all float on

(Alright, already) And we'll all float on
Alright, already, we'll all float on, alright
Don't worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy
We'll all float on

No. 1323908

File: 1662113018916.png (528.86 KB, 784x570, 3355B581-B31A-4570-AC6E-FCF8F1…)

im a little teapot short and stout. here is my handle here is my spout… if I feel a wee down I pour and pout. I am a little teapot. here is my handle here is my spout

No. 1323942

>>1323895
ah, found the eye teeth

No. 1323947

File: 1662118093660.jpeg (57.01 KB, 465x382, 6F93824F-39A5-4B77-87C9-AF49D5…)

posting to get literal cp off the front page

No. 1323950

File: 1662118391739.jpg (237.79 KB, 1080x1080, 286291397_961956684472193_1880…)

>>1323947
Likewise. Be safe out there, Nonas.

No. 1323956

File: 1662118755430.jpeg (125.97 KB, 691x801, FaXQARLXwAEQfSQ.jpeg)

>>1323947
>>1323950
Thanks for the warning nonnettes

No. 1323994

File: 1662123084261.jpg (49.45 KB, 680x673, photo_2022-08-14_23-24-44.jpg)

>>1323947
thanks nonnie

No. 1324050

File: 1662127725050.jpg (31.83 KB, 420x420, E-zTJvMWUAAQN9t.jpg)

Stacy Nonnie Stacy Nonnie Triggered Triggered Troom

No. 1324054

File: 1662127908704.gif (343.92 KB, 220x264, 1643210487082.gif)

Triggered Nonnie Nonnie Nona Victim Nonnie Noo

No. 1324371

….? hm? oh, uh… well see, blahblah blah, blah blah BLAH. If that makes sense? Heh..

No. 1324376

>>1324050
This is so creepy I was JUST talking about this specific picture of plankton to my sister earlier

No. 1324382

File: 1662143812944.jpg (144.51 KB, 1279x720, pinacolada.jpg)


No. 1324421

File: 1662145001352.png (335.33 KB, 500x500, 59735304-41E3-4E9B-BDA8-62195B…)

honk shoo honk shoo

No. 1324520

File: 1662148487855.gif (24.13 KB, 135x101, Tumblr_l_513546795204824.gif)

hello NONNY dance with me

No. 1324536

File: 1662149296042.gif (104.19 KB, 234x302, dancing-w-nonny.gif)

>>1324520
yeah let's go !!!

No. 1324596

File: 1662151359507.jpg (29.67 KB, 638x680, photo_2022-07-28_19-37-29.jpg)

>>1324421
SNOOORE MIMIMIMIMI

No. 1324869

File: 1662174900762.jpg (47.93 KB, 735x581, 56c73c212971b8663bbd36ef113d06…)

Whoever posts next in this thread is my one true love.

No. 1324874

File: 1662175145869.jpg (172.21 KB, 830x1024, 1658249376879.jpg)

>>1324869
it's me anon, it's always been me
(picrel is us together taking over the city in our very cool outfits)

No. 1325023

File: 1662181538657.jpg (15.52 KB, 500x483, a.jpg)

inhale
hey nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
hey nonnie nonnie

hey hey hey, it's fat nonnert

heeeeeere's nonnie

No. 1325136

Yall ever shit

No. 1325144

>>1325136
Yes. How did you know

No. 1325147

File: 1662186375243.gif (1.87 MB, 304x282, shocked-cat.gif)

>>1325144
omg same bestie

No. 1325293

hey retard YES YOU READING THIS MESSAGE YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU JESSICA STOP EATING CHEESE CAKE

No. 1325359

File: 1662204443326.webm (793.48 KB, 552x720, ssstwitter.com_1662201389696.w…)

Video memes thread in /m/ is dead, viva la retarded shit post thread

No. 1325361

File: 1662204830063.webm (1.82 MB, 576x1056, ssstwitter_1661349722.webm)


No. 1325369

File: 1662206078683.webm (1.08 MB, 540x960, hamper.webm)

>>1325359
You got that fucking song stuck in my head again curse you

No. 1325763

File: 1662227700879.png (2.47 MB, 1280x779, C58DFB69-A9C6-4C51-92AA-D0F260…)

BUMP

No. 1325764

File: 1662227737207.png (1.73 MB, 1074x1074, 4D986AB5-C591-46F6-A186-BD0C4E…)

Cp thread bump

No. 1325766

File: 1662227948556.jpg (62.28 KB, 564x752, 1651779208456.jpg)

>>1325764
Thank you nona

No. 1325767

File: 1662227967944.jpeg (528.26 KB, 828x1049, DA4310B7-9999-4DD5-8A05-2C843F…)

Greetings~
I am very interested in American culture
I eat with plastics cutlery every day (forks, spoons, knives, and even sporks) and even enjoy using paper plates.
I have studied firearms intensively and hope to one day be able to practice at a shooting range~
If you know of any apps to help me practice my (American-style) English and all of its dialects (Bostonian, butchered aave, and valley preferred, for reference) I would appreciate it greatly. Have a blessed day!

No. 1325974

HOW THE FUCKING HVHYKFYKDGXXHCJHJKKJHBBBH


THE FUXKING


PLS MAN


GODDAMN
thanks lolcow for giving me a place to post this kek

No. 1325978

>>1325974

oh
nonnie nonnie nonnieL0RRDDDDnonnie nonnie nonnie

let this all be worth something

REEEEEEE
ghvugihnnkivemjjjjjmmnhjhimbhhhhvvbrdhjtonngggjjjnmjmmmeebbhhbbbeee

No. 1325982

>>1325978
one final spergout


GHFUDY YDKYFYFUFUFUFHJJ NUVUUGHHJ FUCKINGHUDFRFVBJBKIJJHHSMEHHHGGCGGGVVVGGHF TVG F HBTVCTG H

you'd better not make me go on long walks with you

No. 1326004

File: 1662239540609.jpg (61.91 KB, 680x619, D2r5OBIW0AMbBH1.jpg)

>>1325974
>>1325978
>>1325982
Huh hubba wha…….

No. 1326039

>>1301393
I know the lady that runs this place!! She closed the restaurant down this year :( can confirm she would fit in here kek

No. 1326462

File: 1662269109047.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.35 MB, 640x640, 28383992929.gif)

slut neighborhood

No. 1326617

File: 1662285995257.gif (156.88 KB, 704x704, tumblr_b49eebe26c88a4036579162…)

on my way to kill my retarded loud moid neighbor

No. 1326620

>>1326617
Ive got 4 dog owners on my floor and the dog thats next to me barks all the damn time from 6am until it starts feeling tired because its owners don't bother taking it out for a walk, and of course its a tiny one.

No. 1326710

Woke up this morning with intense gut pain, farted at about 110 decibels repeatedly. All is now well, aside from my neighbors asking about the explosive train horn in my house.

No. 1326730

just thought about what if breasts were on your back instead and wow that would be annoying glad God got it right the first time. Praise His Name!

No. 1326732

>>1326620
what's it with people who adopt tiny deformed dogs just to proceed to more or less abuse and neglect them? In the Café I used to work at there was the old woman who lived in the same building of it and I would see her get out the door with the dog, get her Irish coffee and go back, not even letting her poor anxious looking Yorkshire terrier sniff a single tree while this. And barely go out at all. Like dont get a dog if you dont walk it, fucking evil assholes.

No. 1326734

>>1326730
What if we had them hanging on our lower tummy/loins like horses

No. 1326740

File: 1662299214106.jpg (429.09 KB, 1188x1652, 20220904_083118.jpg)

crunchatize me faggots!

No. 1326761

>>1326756
No it doesn't
t. stringbean

No. 1326781

>>1326730
god doesn't always work in mysterious ways I guess, bless

No. 1326790

>>1326617
Kek I called non-emergency police because the man above me was letting his fat little moid child jump off the fucking couch and run around repeatedly crashing into the ground for hours well past 10pm while he sat out on his porch drinking and talking about how he is ashamed of his fat son. I wasn't about to have a confrontation with a drunk scrote; how the fuck do you not know that shit is shaking the entire ceiling of the apartment below you. Luckily it hasn't happened since.

No. 1326807

File: 1662303394541.png (5 MB, 1369x2048, CD13BD05-CC12-4ED6-B295-0E1CE0…)

>it approaches
What do you do?

No. 1326808

>>1326807
I hug it.

No. 1326811

>>1326807
This freaked me out for a second, cause it reminded me of the axewound timothee chalamet edit someone made

No. 1326814

>>1326811
omfg I’m so sorry kek. I was thinking about spoilering it because it looks kinda creepy haha

No. 1326827

>>1326811
I got a fright scrolling past this because I literally thought the fucking Sander Cohen head ass who made the axe wound timmy was back at it again

No. 1326830

File: 1662306254481.jpg (402.56 KB, 1200x793, hikSrSrwqwztuXcLL65nSR.jpg)

>>1326807
Thought this was a predator at first.

No. 1326843

File: 1662307353430.jpg (602.62 KB, 451x7863, oldest.jpg)

you have to claim one of those objects, what do you choose ?!

No. 1326850

>>1326843
The dog tooth purse, it's very metal. I'll end up selling it for lots of cash to some celebrity to wear on some red carpet event.

No. 1326855

>>1326843
>>1326850
the dog teeth purse sounds cursed

No. 1326888

>>1326843
im taking either the recipe or the glasses

No. 1326913

>>1326843
Easy. Oldest instrument.

No. 1326916

>>1326843
I need that globe yo

No. 1326918

>>1326807
pretend not to see it

No. 1326941

>>1326843
Cameltoe socks

No. 1327137

w

No. 1327138

a

No. 1327139

k

No. 1327140

e

No. 1327142

UP

No. 1327144

wake up

No. 1327145

File: 1662326210180.gif (14.5 KB, 225x51, text (2).gif)


No. 1327146

File: 1662326252308.gif (10.08 KB, 225x51, text (3).gif)

up up up

No. 1327179

File: 1662328749995.jpg (28.12 KB, 567x315, otp.jpg)

Can I get a kiss?
And can you make it last forever?
I said, I'm 'bout to go to war (Uh-huh)
And I don't know if I'ma see you again

No. 1327249

File: 1662333486300.png (268.23 KB, 1019x494, 4323454.png)


No. 1327346

File: 1662339793656.jpg (29.74 KB, 515x596, enemies to lovers.jpg)


No. 1327360

>>1327346
sorry she posted your notp

No. 1327456

My husbando may be cringe and I may be cringe for loving him but I don't give a fuck, what truly matters is my love for my husbando.

No. 1327509

>>1327144
GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP

No. 1327515

File: 1662360167277.jpg (32.88 KB, 736x654, 30613cb797c4323c87506fee0293c2…)

DO NOT

No. 1327516

>>1327515
alien cat husbando strikes back

No. 1327537

>>1327509
HIDEFGSKSEHGSHGEGERSGEERTR SHAKE UP

No. 1327578

>>1327346
Donald-sama nuzzles Joe Biden Kun with his dainty wrinkled hands. As they push against each other and kiss, Their penises simultaneously erect and touch each other, poking through the fabric. Biden raises his leg and wraps it around Donald. He loses his balance and falls over, “sorrry i had a uhm a uh wob uh whoa I fell heh” joe stutters. Donald reassured him by touching his cheek, “that’s alright.” They are on the floor now. Donald on top of Joe, they continue kissing, they’re macking and moaning and slobbering. Donald kisses on Joe’s neck. Joe whimpers. Upon hearing Joe surrender to such pleasure, Donald ejaculates, the semen comes out as sparse dust through his wrinkled member.

No. 1327581

File: 1662367325424.jpg (67.48 KB, 540x471, tranp looks.jpg)

Donald Trump is a Transbian!

No. 1327583

>>1327581
Donna Trump

No. 1327584

File: 1662367592350.jpg (17.02 KB, 201x201, tranp.jpg)


No. 1327587

File: 1662367920264.jpg (93.48 KB, 423x628, transbian putin and trump bdsm…)

>>1327578
Incorrect. Trump-chan is taken by her sekushii trans lesbian gf Putin-chan

No. 1327733

>>1317423
damn it's feminem

No. 1327742

>>1327587
wtf is this LMAO anon

No. 1327751

>>1327587
I’m literally crying and shitting what is this

No. 1327981

>>1297309
tak kurwa mać
szajni to życie

No. 1327994

>>1327587
Beautiful artwork

No. 1328025

File: 1662406335345.png (37.17 KB, 407x763, Sonic and.png)

Sonic the Hedgehog next to an 185cm human, such as Ichiban Kasuga.

No. 1328026

>>1328025
How much does sonic weigh though?

No. 1328028

>>1328025
If Sonic was a gay fleshy he could suck Ichiban while standing.

No. 1328029

File: 1662406485282.gif (2.3 MB, 640x640, osaka.gif)

>>1328025
Is Ichiban Kasuga the father of Ayumu Kasuga?

No. 1328031

File: 1662406512222.jpg (35.92 KB, 680x549, c2152c5e47da27cc3e3d299437a2b0…)

>>1328029
I doubt it.

No. 1328037

File: 1662406987978.gif (83.12 KB, 250x188, meitanteiconan.gif)

>>1328031
Big brown eyes, a bright and positive disposition, I think I'm onto something, actually.

No. 1328348

This thread is officially besieged by Team Rocket

No. 1328349

File: 1662429447380.png (604.6 KB, 1036x700, 071A1AD8-45ED-4BE6-9858-11A1EF…)

FRIENDLY REMINDER you stink and need to go wash up. now.

No. 1328350

>>1328348
ahhh stop besieging me

No. 1328397

File: 1662432376315.gif (1.53 MB, 257x257, 69e7ec73-16-4469-bf1c-c84cea1c…)

bring it around town
bring it around town

No. 1328525

File: 1662440997149.jpg (109.1 KB, 626x680, 3b2ae85c761df9346bc99895e8d37d…)


No. 1328529

>>1328525
I tried my best but I couldn't

No. 1328572

>>1328397
sexual

No. 1328573

File: 1662448507455.png (814.83 KB, 626x680, here.png)


No. 1328577

>>1328525
i don't want it to find ME

No. 1328581


No. 1328601

File: 1662452255521.jpg (22.35 KB, 660x720, FB_IMG_1662452168315.jpg)

>>1328397
The fuck? This almost made me spill my scalding hot pumpkin mocha matcha sun tea lattecino with whipped cream and sprinkles with three shots of espresso and vanilla beans at the bottom

No. 1328654

File: 1662459016146.png (1.34 MB, 1676x944, jghjghjghjh.png)

I'm feeling Japanese the windchimes tell my history

No. 1328659

>>1328525
Omfg so tiny

No. 1328671

hoo hoo
am i a dove or an owl?

No. 1328672

File: 1662461471325.png (1.62 MB, 1080x888, EDC35C56-AAE4-4F25-8976-0562F1…)

slep

No. 1328675

File: 1662461819474.jpeg (456.88 KB, 1800x1350, 1800.jpeg)


No. 1328678

File: 1662462249026.png (324.85 KB, 500x500, BA4C67B8-CE48-47FF-9C4E-6EFACA…)


No. 1328679

File: 1662462435153.png (344.92 KB, 500x500, 637791DD-AF4D-4195-B849-634D63…)


No. 1329058

File: 1662490449989.png (49.92 KB, 301x277, fake.png)

>>1328678
>>1328679
look how fake this looks, I can't believe that people think that the moon landing was real, look how grainy and weird the earth is, you can tell that Stanley Kubrick took those pictures

No. 1329076

>>1329058
That’s whatever was the threadpic for one of the food threads

No. 1329100

File: 1662492783971.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 430.79 KB, 821x786, 226E0462-81FD-49B3-9921-1E64BA…)


No. 1329101

>>1329100
reminds me of a neovag

No. 1329103


No. 1329115

File: 1662493546418.png (274.63 KB, 1281x473, DO NOT FUCKING SAVE AS JFIF.pn…)

i'm going to get silly

No. 1329117

>>1329101
I knew there was a reason I hate that pic

No. 1329166

why neovagina Timmy Champagne

No. 1329171

>>1329166
The Universe is deterministic so it had to happen

No. 1329349

>>1329115
based toadette

No. 1329402

File: 1662513576003.gif (5.34 MB, 267x200, ccfd6b2c29406b6dfb1b2e89823174…)

kek

No. 1329422

File: 1662515621318.png (140.81 KB, 531x527, birthday~.png)

it's my birfday :)

(please dont ban me on my birthday, the smiley face is a joke)

No. 1329432

>>1329422
HaPPY BIRTHDAY WOO tweeks on u cutely i hope you have an excellent year to come and lots of hugs from me! Are you seeing anything fun today?

No. 1329436

File: 1662516993344.jpg (13.96 KB, 184x184, haha.jpg)

>>1329432
I WENT TO A FANCY CHINESE RESTUARANT WITH MY SISTER AND ATE 26 SOUP DUMPLINGS

and some fancy snow ice cream

No. 1329493

File: 1662522454623.jpg (12.23 KB, 364x485, 1660803847977.jpg)

>>1329422
Hope you had a goooouuuuuaaaaiieeeeooood birth day

No. 1329500

File: 1662523140016.jpeg (126 KB, 1080x1636, 923C30DB-3F50-4DE1-AB91-BC301B…)


No. 1329529

File: 1662527213577.gif (1.89 MB, 498x498, transparent-cat.gif)

>>1329422
happy birthday nona!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1329561

File: 1662532123681.jpeg (56.17 KB, 944x690, image.jpeg)

let me die
let me die
let me die
let me die
let me die
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No. 1329566

>>1329436
goddd that sounds so yummyyy, I always see those dumpling restaurants on tv shows and movies, I'm so jelly nonny lol

No. 1329571

>>1329561
no sorry you’re stuck here with us

No. 1329573

File: 1662532741995.gif (13.19 KB, 41x73, Jazz_2_3dspazspin.gif)

[SLUR] Jackrabbit

No. 1329575

>>1329571
uuuuuughhh is the orange juice at least fresh?

No. 1329576

File: 1662532795815.gif (235.85 KB, 220x165, goodbye.gif)

>>1329571
no sayonara

No. 1329579

>>1329576
Wait, nonna, take me with you!

No. 1329589

File: 1662534378208.gif (1.55 MB, 308x308, tumblr_2823226e4348096f6f472d6…)

>>1329573
NO YOU CAN T SAY THATNO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!

No. 1329591

File: 1662534544354.gif (4.38 KB, 87x177, 15-char_spaz.gif)

>>1329589
TRIGGER WARNING: violent ableism
Spaz

No. 1329605

>>1329576
you use a kitty gif and didn’t even say sayonyara? disappointed in you

No. 1329609

File: 1662535916148.jpeg (147.13 KB, 1200x762, 751BA4C3-DEBE-489E-979C-57391F…)

bumping with random shit till the cp is gone from the front page

No. 1329610

File: 1662535953576.jpeg (1.93 MB, 4032x3024, 96BB9EF2-889D-41D4-B6BA-F885A7…)

bumping

No. 1329611

>>1329609
ew god that looks like a paralisys nightmare demon

No. 1329612

File: 1662536002170.jpeg (47.92 KB, 640x638, 1651429222413.jpeg)

>>1329610
maybe I can help

No. 1329614

File: 1662536034925.jpeg (140.79 KB, 1241x1225, 1654651727341.jpeg)


No. 1329615

File: 1662536035369.jpeg (70.06 KB, 720x559, 6EE59271-DE6A-41FD-B3FA-8A0014…)

I HATE MEN I HATE MEN I HATE MEN

No. 1329616

>>1329609
italian erasure, not inclusive enough

No. 1329617

File: 1662536182244.jpeg (2.42 MB, 4032x3024, 75F20BCD-D9B4-4226-8747-3CC151…)

>>1329612
love you nonnie, together we can at least try to combat the men trying to shit up this board with bots. i wish they'd implement some system to stop them though but idk about the logistics of that
have a flower from my garden

No. 1329618

File: 1662536236999.jpg (1.08 MB, 2250x2250, 1657262188314.jpg)

>>1329617
that's such a pretty flower! thanks for sharing!

No. 1329621

File: 1662536409006.gif (259.21 KB, 270x200, 894B7B6A-F449-4E82-9FA2-92B7C7…)

>>1329618
wow wtf tats so cute what is it

No. 1329623

File: 1662536514792.jpeg (189.13 KB, 750x849, 2C57AE94-D943-4D1C-8505-F47002…)

>>1329616
um sweaty italians aren't ppl it's food. get with the times.

No. 1329627

>>1329623
She looks like she shat herself wtf

No. 1329628

>>1329621
mini small rugs! they're handmade I think

No. 1329631

>>1329627
yeah she sure as fricks poops with that bottom..

No. 1329658

File: 1662541887471.jpg (258.17 KB, 1000x900, tumblr_56e83fd164ac3725e79f4ef…)

trannies be like

No. 1329682

>>1329658
Nah this lady is cuter than any tranny I've seen. She doesn't look like she smells of piss and smegma.

No. 1329702

>>1328397
This is killing me.

No. 1329719

File: 1662552377770.jpeg (57.71 KB, 622x605, EA023824-579C-410A-BAD5-B02F27…)

some of u are dumb but I am the dumbest of all

No. 1329720

>>1329719
Queen of the absolutely retarded shitposters

No. 1329727

picking scabs truly scratches an itch deep within my monkey brain

No. 1329815

>>1329719
Don't be like that, Nonna. Here is the thing, once there was a dumb barnacle, she was so dumb that everyone died.

No. 1329817

File: 1662562708960.png (580.92 KB, 720x720, 0FDA7953-C3D1-443F-BB4E-CA6359…)

>>1329815
noooooooooooooooo

No. 1329827

File: 1662564008412.jpg (320.26 KB, 1280x909, 1602525619616.jpg)

Be long.
Be talented.
Be lolcow.

No. 1329837

>>1329614
nonnie i fucking love this. i hope you see a nice looking animal today or you find the time to sit down with a drink and enjoy it thoroughly

No. 1329851

>>1329827
who is she kek ?

No. 1329862

>>1329591
It's bad enough JK Rowling wrote an abelist novel but now we have abelist nonnies too, what the fuck, have some respect retard

No. 1329864

>>1329862
not my fault Epic Games are violent ableists, they're probably TERFs too!! Boycott Fortnite NOW

No. 1329873

File: 1662567959433.jpeg (99.83 KB, 809x466, 4D9FA114-F75F-4B5A-97E7-823C8F…)

Choose which one to kill

No. 1329874

File: 1662567978227.jpg (49.77 KB, 772x736, special boy.jpg)

>>1329862
JK Rowling can't be abelist, dumbass. The main character of harry potter, reader, is clinically retarded. They've even included infographs in all the reprints for people like you.

No. 1329875

>>1329873
idk who any of these are but all of them except for maybe the literal animal

No. 1329877

File: 1662568084718.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1536x2048, 46FFC8EB-E48E-4D42-84F8-7E28D1…)

Ayo where my bad bitches at, sound off

No. 1329878

>>1329874
Lmao nayrt but I want to see those infographs

No. 1329880

File: 1662568193908.jpeg (56.01 KB, 500x279, 9F860DB3-1987-4BAE-9D72-0C0DE7…)

>>1329875
thank you for letting the pokemans live

No. 1329881

>>1329880
ok, definitely sparing the pokeman

No. 1329885

File: 1662568273998.jpg (102.96 KB, 615x620, dog or blueberry muffin2.jpg)

>>1329873
The only answer is to kill and consume them all.

No. 1329888

A friend of a friend's post always get shown to me and she is always sperging about how shitty and corrupt American politics is. This dumb bitch is ITALIAN

No. 1329897

>>1329888
mama mia

No. 1329910

>>1329877
i've wanted this wallet since i was like 13 does that make me a bad bitch

No. 1329914

>>1329874
Not true, the villain in her latest novel has chronic pain. People are going to be introduced to chronic pain for the first time by reading her novel and immediately associate people who have chronic pain with evilness! Yes I saw this take on Tumblr.

No. 1329931

>>1329914
Actual spoilers for The ink Black heart no the villain is just an mra with a skin rash

No. 1329934

>>1329931
……………………………………………………………………………………………………….. really?

No. 1329937

File: 1662571221511.jpeg (161.33 KB, 828x648, 83295F7E-7A1B-4292-8B7A-C28D74…)

>>1329910
the baddest bitch of them all

No. 1329943

>>1329934
yeah that's the murderer, an incel. The spoonie girl isn't the villain.

No. 1329981

File: 1662575518126.jpg (111.42 KB, 657x552, 06a58c2f8a3c1410cbafa0e4410971…)

>>1329937
oh hell yes my life is complete

No. 1330014

>>1329576
>>1329402
I still remember both episodes like it was yesterday kek
>>1329591
As a kid I had crush on that green one.
>>1329897
KEK

No. 1330017

File: 1662577343422.jpg (134.71 KB, 716x1024, 1662167649431.jpg)

>>1329937
my husbands are better

No. 1330031

File: 1662578330387.jpg (105.45 KB, 626x491, sample-fbd883710347a54c9821e2a…)


No. 1330044

File: 1662578838170.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 618.17 KB, 900x1162, 6E968DC7-1273-463E-975A-5CDE19…)

>>1330031
Bakura is simply a gateway drug to Komaeda

No. 1330045

File: 1662578870078.png (Spoiler Image, 113.34 KB, 400x240, tumblr_8530fefae529659d5122704…)

>>1330017
mine is better

No. 1330058

>>1330045
"funny" Japanese anime character designs are so bad

No. 1330062

>>1330017
You get it. You get it!!

No. 1330067

>>1330058
don't be mean to my fatass husbando

No. 1330078

File: 1662579797540.jpg (194.55 KB, 1748x1240, FKC4xSGakAM3NZv.jpg)

>>1330031
I love these jobbers so much it's unreal. Pumped hundreds of hours in Duel Links to build a Spirit Board meme deck, so I could job in style!
Edgy dreamcatcher-kuns are always best boys, fact.

No. 1330094

File: 1662580519828.jpeg (346.76 KB, 1125x1365, 84056F4F-F8F1-4FBA-8BA9-598D51…)

I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop holding your tampon in while you’re taking a shit. Just let it go. Do your guts a favour. You can always put a new one in afterwards, times are tough but they’re not that tough.

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No. 1330122

>>1330100
I know I’m not the only person here who physically holds their tampon in place while shitting because they don’t want to put a new one in. I’m just saying, let’s love ourselves more. The plumbing can take the odd tampon for the team. Just push and let it drop with the shit. Get a new tampon once you’ve cleaned up. You’re worth it. It’s all good nonny

No. 1330125

>>1329943
>shes disabled
>and a victim
oh-h-h-nononononononoooooooo

No. 1330135

>>1330125
No she isn't, she is a suspect.

No. 1330136

>>1330122
just wear pads lol why do you need to wear tampons all the time?

No. 1330137

>>1330122
I hold farts sometimes

No. 1330141

>>1330122
kek this is dumb just take the tampon out before you shit

No. 1330147

File: 1662582681108.jpg (54.19 KB, 680x614, EhlVyvjWsAMltPX.jpg)

>>1330122
How do you shit comfortably while holding in your tampon? You gotta let all those pelvic muscles relax. You girls made me flashback to my disgusting mother telling me not to bother changing tampons between urinating - at absolute best you get piss all over the string.

No. 1330155

>>1330147
I used to try to tighten and relax at the same time and it kind of works. As for peeing, I learned to dry off the stringy.

No. 1330159

>>1330136
Pads? Pads? Listen, I choose to love and support all of my sisters but people who prefer pads just instinctually creep me out. I cannot explain it, pad-wearers just have terrible energy and are usually mega normies. All the HP and Disney adults I ever knew were pad wearers.

>>1330147
>>1330141
Idk about you but my mother couldn’t afford sanitary products when I was growing up. I used to get rationed to one tampon every 24 hours. Used to walk around with fat wads of tissue paper I stole from public toilets in my underwear. I’m just saying anons, you’re free now. Shit and piss and let the tampons fly free. It’s all ogre now

No. 1330165

>>1330155
I can't even stand my own piss accidentally getting on my hands. Worse when it's a pet's. Doesn't matter how fast I can wash them.

No. 1330166

>>1330159
as a pad wearer i can tell you that i hate disney and never read HP. i'm one of the good ones.
but if the tampon's gonna come out anyway you might as well take it out before shitting. no difference except it won't sit in a bowl of shit.

No. 1330169

>>1330159
I swear I’m not weird but my endometriosis ridden vessel cannot wear anything but pads kek

No. 1330170

>>1330159
what the shit are you even talking about? must be another form of burger retardation, where i live women overwhelmingly choose pads

No. 1330172

>>1330122
I can shit with a tampon in and I don't have to squeeze my muscles or anything. It just stays put. Do I have a super vag? Are my poops just less powerful than yours? Questions

No. 1330180

>>1330159
What about reusable ones? What kind of vibe do you get from reusable pad users?

No. 1330207

>>1330172
Hmmm mine would sometimes stay in, sometimes not. I get anal fissures, though, so I think it is worse if you strain while you poop. Do you ever have constipation? Or are your stools usually soft?

No. 1330212

>>1330159
Listen up stringy, I'll enjoy my HP and wear my pad and poop not holding any muscles and you ain't nobody to judge me. Freaks like you holding stuff while pooping, like what the hell, this is worse than people who are on their phones while they poop. You're like poop hands, damn right you're no normie, no one who holds anything while pooping is normal. Freaky tampon hands. True freedom is a pad. I should avada kedavra you.

No. 1330223

>>1330135
Wow, all of those warning posts about the book were all dead wrong who would've thought

No. 1330228

>>1330159
>imagine to have such a strong opinion on something so irrelevant as pads and keep suffering while taking a shit
kek imagine to be such retard

No. 1330237

File: 1662588620129.jpg (29 KB, 720x439, Screenshot_2022-09-07-23-07-21…)

About fucking time

No. 1330339

File: 1662596168672.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.53 KB, 720x725, 961837a01afe056f7be9f058ec88a3…)

AMOONG US

No. 1330342

>>1330237
>first autistic character
reader-insert fanservice

No. 1330357

>>1330212
Plot twist, my nappy wearing friend, I AM poophands-chan. I am many -chans, as I am unequivocally based across all topics. I am here to tell you that pad wearers can seethe and/or mald; ya nasty. Same for mooncup users, though they’re unpleasant in a different way.

>>1330180
Reusable pads? Different vibe: insufferable hippy who doesn’t mind that her clothes always smell a bit rank. Probably doesn’t use a detergent on her clothes either, just soap nuts/bicarb/vinegar. Does not wash hair often enough. Rancid smell drowned in lush products or straight patchouli/joss sticks. You probably know more about her vagina and menstrual cycle than you do your own, based on smell and the fact that she never fucking shuts up about sex and menstruation and divine womanhood.

No. 1330360

>>1330172
I am on tramadol and iron pills; my shits are literal fossils and I fear cracking the toilet every time I go. They squeeze out the contents of my vaginal cavity like a tube of toothpaste, they are extremely unforgiving.

No. 1330365

File: 1662598513183.png (851.38 KB, 624x464, tumblr_lugy40e19B1qd8avbo1_128…)

Sometimes when I shit I get a big gopoby blob of vagina juice (discharge probably) that will just stretch down to the toilet water and refuse to fully disconnect, even when it grazes the water. Is this normal?

No. 1330370

>>1330365
Its normal for sexy, cool and hot girls. I think

No. 1330372

>>1330365
Yes, usually when you’re ovulating. I hate standing up after the toilet and feeling cold egg whites fwip-stick to my inner thigh.

No. 1330387

>>1330365
I get ass discharge sometimes and it usually for some reason pushes all the excess doodoo crumbs out and when I wipe I only need to like 4 times cause it’s clear.

No. 1330403

File: 1662601270673.jpg (495.69 KB, 1079x1340, FaceApp_1662601324929.jpg)

>Gigi, I…

No. 1330405

>>1330147
Just hold the string back baka

No. 1330414

>>1330405
Hold the string back??? You want me to lean forward with my hand under my ass to hold a string out of the way while trying to have a relaxing piss??? I'll just get a new one, baka.

No. 1330416

>>1330414
Fine then I'll sit on your lap and hold your tampon string back while you pee pee and I'll make eye contact with you when I do it (physically eyeball to eyeball type of eye contact) and you will then know there's more than one way to make love in this world.

No. 1330417

>>1330387
are you talking about mucus in your poops? you probably have ibs anon. do you ever shit bubbles? sounds like youre describing a mucusy poop. do you smoke weed?

No. 1330438

>>1330159
terrible taste. pads are objectively the better of the two shit options. i use cups if i don't use pads. tampons fucking hurt so bad esp when you pull them out

No. 1330489

File: 1662607072436.jpeg (25.34 KB, 275x234, cat booger.jpeg)

i want the cereal i need the cereal i require the cereal i am one with the cereal i want to taste the cereal i do not want to get out of my chair to get the cereal i hae haijif i wah heh s shse h ho awderh heap emamaf

No. 1330501

File: 1662607642587.png (110.49 KB, 512x512, 4668e05e6d9eb7322795f50b73f92c…)

>>1330489
it better be this cereal or i won't tolerate this level of cereal lust

No. 1330733

File: 1662625800546.jpg (228.4 KB, 720x725, mongus.jpg)

>>1330339
colorized

No. 1330935

File: 1662643293276.jpg (80.44 KB, 679x679, 71yuZjbe5nL._SX679_PIbundle-2,…)

>>1330501
…i'm so sorry nonny

No. 1330942

File: 1662643832234.png (42.44 KB, 348x318, EB8CE59B-3645-46EA-B3B2-54CE0B…)

>>1330935
Nta but I recommend this.

No. 1330947

>>1330339
Haters will try to say it's fake but look at the shadows. You can't fake that.

No. 1331134

>>1330387
>ass discharge
Okay Shayna

No. 1331756

>>1330360
anon, why don’t you take stool softeners (docusate sodium aka Colace) nightly to keep things moving? Or Miralax? Neither are stimulant laxatives and are very gentle. You really don’t want to wind up with an impaction or something. Only you can prevent fossilized feces!

No. 1331886

File: 1662667774920.png (582.12 KB, 570x441, shay.PNG)

this shayna fanart from the cow photoshop thread looks like rosalia

No. 1331891

>>1331886
reminds me of erin painter?

No. 1331896

>>1331886
fat poppy

No. 1332064


No. 1332118

>>1332064
KEKKKKKKKKK

No. 1332156

File: 1662677896483.jpeg (619.31 KB, 1365x2048, 1662657902947.jpeg)

>>1331886
kek she does
also whoever made this, please make it into a banner PLEASE

No. 1332434

File: 1662698350752.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 845.45 KB, 2048x1152, C254858A-C51F-4FB9-8B9D-7279F6…)

I NEVER MEANT TO START A WAR
YOU KNOW I NEVER WANNA HURT YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE INFIGHTING FOR
WHY DOES LOVE ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A BATTLEFIELD (OH)
A BATTLEFIELD (OH)
A BATTLEFIELD (OH)

No. 1332435

File: 1662698491633.jpg (134.01 KB, 1449x1446, 7157VHaxzAL._SL1449_.jpg)

Rip to da queen bumping this one in memoriam

No. 1332469

>>1330365
Oh my god anon, I was JUST thinking about this TODAY, except this happens after I pee. Sometimes I don't realize I have it until I stand up and wipe. Makes me shudder if I'm spreading the toilet water germs and shit everywhere on my thighs if I'm not paying attention.

No. 1332480

>>1332156
Crossposting Shayna should be banned you bitches are a cancer

No. 1332575

File: 1662703927297.jpg (879.78 KB, 1170x1356, 1662646955049954.jpg)


No. 1332580

He he I hamtar I piss on wood shavings I chew on cardboard he he

No. 1332586

>>1332580
anon how dare u maek fun of hamter anon! she was da bes thing 2 happen to lolcow! i crie

No. 1332589

>>1332586
This is what you think is funnier/more worthwhile to post? Kek, you're really pathetic. Go back.

No. 1332592

File: 1662704571729.png (75.08 KB, 800x553, fancystep.png)


No. 1332593

>>1332589
you're so fucking pressed

No. 1332596

File: 1662704630734.gif (2.41 MB, 280x210, 7B6D3C44-1860-491E-A873-148EAD…)


No. 1332597

>>1332586
Everything hates you

No. 1332600


No. 1332602

>>1332593
No one is "pressed" but literally you/and your cohorts who have now started openly calling people "cunts" for enjoying things you don't.

No. 1332603

File: 1662704746049.jpg (36.02 KB, 650x381, hurrrdurrrrr.jpg)

it's a newfag, it's a moid, it's a facebook tumblr twitter reddit tard, she's bitter and she doesn't like what i like and that makes her mad which makes me mad im right and she's wrong reeeeeeeeeee newfagssss

No. 1332604

>>1332602
Exposing yourself as a precious newfag because we have been calling eachother cunts on this board since what, 2013?

No. 1332608

>>1332603
yet another exhibit of suspiciously male behavior/stale meme use that men are well-known for

No. 1332609

File: 1662704836909.gif (946.99 KB, 500x281, 9EDEA1B4-67DC-49D9-8AA4-FE161F…)

What is in the air tonight making everyone here so insane and bitchy

No. 1332612

>>1332609
my bet is kiwicels

No. 1332613

>>1332604
probably longer.

No. 1332614

>>1332613
We aren’t allowed to call eachother cunts since we are wimminz, oh no. Yeah smells like scrote.

No. 1332616

File: 1662704977380.png (519.87 KB, 874x1073, BC0A73C1-E6B5-428A-8F54-D43597…)


No. 1332618

>>1332613
you two are fucking retarded. lolcow.farm was not a thing in 2013 and it had ONE board, which was /pt/. way to expose yourselves despite your bitching about everyone else who enjoy fun things as being "newfags"

No. 1332619

>>1332608
kek nonnie I'm not a fucking moid I just like the damn meme, there was nothing moidy about me shitposting. Please, nona, I'm begging you, stop it

No. 1332622

>>1332618
I was on here in 2014 and before that I was on staminarose. Die mad!!

No. 1332624

>>1332614
whoever it is isn't a farmer, they're using the same argument claiming everyone is misusing terms and is a newfag, when they probably don't even know what sr is.

No. 1332625

>>1332605
what were the other two

No. 1332626

>>1332624
Probs Blaine

No. 1332627

>>1332618
you think we weren't calling eachother cunts on /pt/? you're retarded.

No. 1332630

File: 1662705130389.jpeg (121.17 KB, 845x555, 6E242580-07B9-4F8D-96A7-7AB7CC…)

ANONS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RETARDED BUT NOT THIS RETARDED

No. 1332631

>>1332622
the aforementioned board was THIS one, not SR. nice backtracking

No. 1332632

The absolute state

No. 1332634

>>1332627
We have been calling eachother retards and moving on to the next stupid topic for almost a decade.

No. 1332636

>>1332627
the entire conversation is about ot/b, not /pt/, which was and is entirely different and populated by tons of different people. and if you haven't grown up or changed at all since 2014, you're really pathetic

No. 1332637

>>1332618
Yep, iirc lolcow is only about 7-8 years old.

No. 1332638

>>1332618
>>1332622
>>1332631
I gotta start hiring PIs for this shit figure out who is a real nonnie and who is the newfag

No. 1332639

>>1332634
>minimodding the retarded shitpost thread
god…

No. 1332640

>>1332631
Die mad stupid cunt there is no backtracking you’re just autistic and trying to gotcha! everyone(infighting)

No. 1332641

>>1332637
It’s 8 years old. A giant chunk of SR migrated here.

No. 1332642

File: 1662705311269.jpeg (285.18 KB, 2048x1746, BC11BF17-A563-499C-AE1C-60BDEC…)

I am reporting everyone who infights in this blessed thread so you best behavior

No. 1332643

>>1332642
GET HIM OUTTA HERE

No. 1332646

>>1332640
10th bizarre suspiciously male moment in 5 min

No. 1332647

File: 1662705437063.png (320.15 KB, 433x566, DFA42C2A-7B87-4AA0-B599-5E5D26…)

If you got stopped by a twink officer and he was by himself do you think you would be able to outrun him or beat his ass? I do

No. 1332648

File: 1662705442789.jpeg (1.31 MB, 2889x2632, fullsizeoutput_a00.jpeg)

Watching this thread like

No. 1332649

>>1332646
You want us to be male soo bad for talking the way we have always talked here. Sorry you aren’t going to rewrite us into being gentle tenderqueers that are meek and polite.

No. 1332654

>>1332649
exact argument trannyhands and his ilk make constantly to justify their displaced and out of place scrotalrage

No. 1332656

File: 1662705625718.jpeg (31.14 KB, 800x450, 12e456698h76e55.jpeg)

Why did an argument break out over a hamster shitpost what is going on am I missing context?

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No. 1332659

File: 1662705709542.gif (1.11 MB, 498x351, 7873D52A-4465-4454-B511-46B053…)


No. 1332667

>>1332656
An anon in the recent shopping thread made a few posts pretending to be a hamster and chaos ensued.

No. 1332673

>>1332654
Why do you think it's apparently so unwomanly to be aggressive, rude, or angry? I think women have plenty of reasons to be on edge and cranky. If you're allowed to post fujo shit and hamster LARPs, I can be a bitch and take out my rage about the world on you for being a cringe loser.

No. 1332677

>>1330403
He’s starting to look like big Ed from 90 day fiancé.

No. 1332681

>>1332677
think it has been edited, anon. though i don't disagree he looks like shit

No. 1332694

i like this one kpop girl but people call her ugly im sad

No. 1332697

>>1332685
Your idea of cringe and mine are very different.

No. 1332702

>>1332694
Which one

No. 1332714

File: 1662707505021.jpeg (82.25 KB, 1440x1800, 593C048B-B8B1-41DE-A5F1-82FF82…)

>>1332702
jihyo. she’s a beautiful healthy woman who is talented and has both a great face and a great body. i know she doesn’t fit conventional standards but that doesn’t mean she’s ugly.

No. 1332718

File: 1662707808566.jpg (1.99 KB, 86x83, uh-huh.jpg)

>>1332714
There is nothing ugly about this girl in any way???

No. 1332719

>>1332714
she's really cute

No. 1332731

>>1332714
>i know she doesn’t fit conventional standards
what the fuck do you mean??? I refuse to let this post make me feel bad about the way i look CURSE ON YOU

No. 1332744

>>1332714
she's a great dancer in all their performances as well! but people still pretend that momo is the only dancer in the group because she's prettier

No. 1332745

File: 1662709176309.jpeg (74.92 KB, 750x406, FA12DB3E-6F05-4ADC-B77C-388116…)

>>1332731
idk nona koreans like to call her fat and ugly and one scrote openly told her she should be a weight lifter (deragatory). i posted her in a thread and an anon called her the least attractive one in their group.

No. 1332758

>>1332714
Koreans have the most rotted brains from living in a country the size of Indiana. So very little to do and so compressed on top of eachother that overcompensating into hypergroomed plastic versions of people is the only way they’ve became notable worldwide. I’ve seen videos of really beautiful idols breaking down when they receive a sincere compliment.

No. 1332773

>>1332758
yeah i suppose that in a culture where anorexic 16 year olds with over filled faces are seen as the pinnacle of beauty this is to be expected.

No. 1332788

File: 1662711861261.gif (843.83 KB, 220x217, monk.gif)

>>1332575
yucky. pure girls who dont do drugs nya

No. 1332793

>>1330180
I started using cloth pads two months ago and I had them in the laundry basket folded up with my blood on them and they don’t smell bad at all

No. 1332886

File: 1662726634005.gif (86.11 KB, 340x136, edward cullen asked you out.gi…)

what do you do!

No. 1332890

File: 1662727147610.jpeg (1.62 MB, 1814x2400, 5b.jpeg)

>>1332886
kill him

No. 1332892

>>1332788
You're pretty uppity for a monkey

No. 1332895

>>1332659
ouch ouch ouch

No. 1332961

File: 1662732115201.jpg (34.74 KB, 564x383, 2977e20037ff32a91b9fc599eb5119…)

Soon, there'll be no more snails out and about

No. 1332982

>>1332961
Nooo why

No. 1333056

Hi I am farmer! i like shitposting, nitpicking, infighting and occasional bone-rattling. My hobby is being Shayna's gynecologist

No. 1333081

File: 1662736632423.gif (80.46 KB, 100x100, BF072E5F-BBB1-48A3-8ECB-D5CB3F…)

>be me, sitting on the toilet after taking a shit
>notice pad needs to be changed, rip it off my underwear and press on the pedal of the trashy can
>5-7 tiny bugs fly out
>literal chills down my spine, instant flashback to a previous incident just like this one where I opened the trash can and TENS of bugs went flying all over the place (I was 11 and also on my period)
Do… do bugs feed on blood? Do they lay eggs there?

No. 1333082

File: 1662736683691.png (14.27 KB, 96x96, smad.png)

>>1332616
I HATE THE VICIOUS CYCLE. I WAKE UP FROM MY NICE LONG SLEEP JUST TO PISS. I SLEEP FOR ANOTHER HOUR ONLY TO HAVE TO PISS AGAIN. I WALK AROUND FOR ANOTHER HOUR, ONLY ONE SIP OF THE WATER, AND GUESS WHAT??? I HAVE TO PISS AGAIN. I HATE THIS MORTAL FLESH. I HATE MONKE. WHEN WILL WE ASCEND FROM BLADDERS. WHY DO OUR TECH OVERLORDS KEEP GIVING UP MORE PHONE AND COMPUTER VARIANTS, I WANT THE PISS TELEPORT IMPLANT ALREADY. I HATE THE FUTURE.

No. 1333092

File: 1662737300389.jpg (105.74 KB, 501x500, mosquitos.jpg)

>>1333081
idk about laying eggs, but nonna has to know about mosquitos and horseflies. Drain flies are a huge nuisance too, they love damp areas. Just a pro-tip, don't free bleed over clogged plumbing.

No. 1333097

>>1333081
At first I thought you meant you found flies under your pad bc im retarded but thank god that wasn't the case. I've had fruit flies infest a small trash can with pads in it in the summer but that was when my whole kitchen had them. You can set up traps near the trash cans and sink

No. 1333114

>>1333092
I think they’re drain flies! Ah fuck thank you

No. 1333383

File: 1662752790949.jpg (108.51 KB, 1000x639, Sadbitchsnail.jpg)

>>1332982
It's gonna get fucking chilly here. Poor sluts need scarves and we have none

No. 1333387

>>1333092
the giant mosquitos are no match for my sword

No. 1333397

>>1330501
disclaimer: I have not watched vidrel but it is best cereal

No. 1333459

File: 1662757156776.jpg (172.39 KB, 1024x768, one-shot boyxboy lemon dont li…)

watch out i'm opening the time rift to 2005

No. 1333468

File: 1662757918542.png (74.78 KB, 241x197, lissen here u basard.png)

>>1333459
you close that time-rift or so help me . . . !

No. 1333470

File: 1662758151028.jpg (123.46 KB, 980x980, 2398kqcn6n351.jpg)


No. 1333472

>>1333459
I had a hate boner for this anime for some reason even though I didn't even watched it. The pink haired boy just seemed annoying and everything that I hated so I instantly hated it as well, even though I liked shit like Junjou Romantica lol

No. 1333473

File: 1662758344847.jpeg (35.23 KB, 720x450, 1175BB3E-5D38-4547-BDBE-F61B06…)

>>1333459
No i don’t want to go back to high school

No. 1333476

>>1333459
fuck everyone else i'm going it's the last year i was happy

No. 1333491

>>1333459
I watched this anime with my little brother with comcast on demand

No. 1333501

>>1333473
you were in highschool in 2005? how old are you

No. 1333523

>>1333501
someday you’ll be 30+ too, wee nonita

No. 1333524

>>1333501
Nta but this is probably going to shock you……..I was in highschool in 2007…..think about that…….don’t let your brain explode, zoomer……

No. 1333529

>>1333524
Nayrt but I was in high school in 2015 and I think it’s cool older nonnies are still here

No. 1333540

File: 1662762713377.jpeg (74.17 KB, 800x480, lolgoogle.jpeg)

>>1333501
32, I was 15 in 2005. It's really not that old lol but I guess when you're a zoomer anyone over 25 is a grandma. Want your mind really blown? I've been on the internet since around age 9 or 10 ish, you do the math. Pic related is a screenshot I took from I don't remember when.

No. 1333541

File: 1662762807503.jpeg (44.33 KB, 400x533, C5E1266C-99FA-43CD-835D-95D0A6…)

>>1333529
What haircut did you have because I had this

No. 1333543

>>1333541
Same. I have naturally thick and curly coarse hair and it became so crunchy and burnt from flattening it all the time kek. It also looked really weird when I just did a wash and go with no styling because I cut it weird.

No. 1333547

>>1333540
33 here and your screenshot is giving me life particularly the open tabs and bookmarks (Berserk fuck yeah)

No. 1333551

File: 1662763396579.jpeg (49.26 KB, 717x486, dumb bitch manifesto.jpeg)

>>1333547
Hell yeah, Berserk all the way! Once a weeb always a weeb for me, now I just buy as much weeb shit as I like. I think my favorite decade so far for myself is being in my 30's, everything is finally stable and I can just vibe.

No. 1333552

File: 1662763428355.jpeg (51.7 KB, 1024x782, 4E4996D3-FAA4-44B3-B483-2A8FF0…)

It hasn’t even been a week

No. 1333554

>>1333552
I wish these stupid ass channels was get taken down. Has no have any actual respect?

No. 1333556

>>1333540
god I wish I had my screenshots from 05-09

No. 1333560

>>1333551
Look if you weren’t around for yaoi paddles and Naruto headbands sold at Suncoast then u ain’t a real weeb fr. We were forged in the cringe fires.

No. 1333563

File: 1662763839152.png (269.78 KB, 479x308, culturedseinen.png)

>>1333547
I just realized too that I didn't have a tab that specifically said Berserk in it and you just gleaned it from my specific bookmarks.

No. 1333567

File: 1662764034406.gif (295.79 KB, 220x293, B9DB0E7E-9387-45CE-858A-3A40EF…)

>>1333563
That I did, precious anon. That I did.

No. 1333568

>>1333540
nostalgia alert

No. 1333569

>>1333560
Bro I was there through it all. The glomps, caramelldansen, the fucking haruhi suzumiya everywhere cringefest. My con was Anime Expo my dude, you wanna talk yaoi paddles? Motherfuckers went to my school in Naruto headbands and did the run. It was chaos.

No. 1333570

File: 1662764110755.jpeg (43.7 KB, 424x666, img.jpeg)

>>1333554
>was get taken down. Has no have

No. 1333572

>>1333569
glomps u XD!!! ^_^;;

No. 1333576


No. 1333577

>>1333560
When the only manga you could find was licensed through TokyoPop with the chunky red logo on the spine.

No. 1333579

>>1333577
Oh my god

No. 1333581

>>1333577
And the only licensed anime you could watch was $40 a dvd and you had to buy it at the mall

No. 1333582

File: 1662764527444.jpg (49.13 KB, 640x480, niceboatdude.jpg)

>>1333577
when tokyopop died and you had an incomplete manga series

No. 1333583

>>1333383
Ok but why did you call the snail a slut I'm not getting this

No. 1333595

>>1333583
have you seen the way they drag their wet p*ssies around?? very inconsiderate of others, not everyone wants to see that all of the time. RIP to these cold hoes though

No. 1333599

>>1333595
boss bitch shit! snails are cute and should always be raw and living and surrounded by an abundance of their preferred sustenance.

No. 1333601

File: 1662765855731.jpg (19.28 KB, 275x383, neck.JPG)

neck

No. 1333605

>>1333577
I miss when manga was $7

No. 1333613

>>1333595
I dont think snails have a pussy!

No. 1333620

File: 1662768116183.jpeg (597.49 KB, 828x1254, A5E5C5CA-DD56-4B5B-857F-83370B…)


No. 1333645

File: 1662770886042.jpg (56.3 KB, 276x597, 20220909_214930.jpg)


No. 1333677

File: 1662774975570.jpg (136.05 KB, 1280x720, BTH101land.jpg)

It's Friday night y'all!

No. 1333787

File: 1662781587661.jpeg (630.9 KB, 828x902, 2C4FA1E9-8FFD-4622-BB5B-2B7B15…)

the way i would die for this my little pony baby wear snowman that comes with a snowsuit. hes so fucking cute. i would die for this motherfucker. the snowsuit for the baby pony is so fucking adorable too and this lil man goes in the pocket. he would never cheat. he would treat me so well. i have a fever.

No. 1333851

>>1333677
*saturday morning

No. 1333886

>>1333787
oh my god I need 100 of this lil guy

No. 1333891

>>1333576
gesundheit

No. 1334026

bro
bruh
brah
bra
bar

No. 1334068

>>1334026
broski
bruh
brudder
bruv
sibling of the male sex

No. 1334072

>>1334068
nephew
phew
pew pew pew
lasers

No. 1334076

>>1327537
WHYSJASLESIKHEHKEYS UPON THE TABLE

No. 1334079

>>1334076
YOU WANTED TO

No. 1334096

>>1334079
HERGYUOSGUIYCFREAT ANOTHER FABLE

No. 1334168

File: 1662810189197.png (993.92 KB, 1101x1153, juniper.png)

no, the voiced by a female & feminine girl is not a they/them and i will not respect a fantasy characters pronouns

No. 1334179

>>1334168
game? is this another case of trannies inserting their politics into translations?

No. 1334189

>>1334179
xenoblade chronicles 3, there's a single mention in the game of her being a they/them (that a lot of people missed) and it was datamined that internally she's not coded as male nor female, but 'other' gender

No. 1334200

>>1334189
its a shame that even Japan is falling to the troonery

No. 1334202

File: 1662815078267.png (25.4 KB, 816x380, hotdog.png)

the new pokemon are crazy

No. 1334206

>>1334202
Thought those were hobonichi planners for a minnit

No. 1334417

wee wee wee wee
woo woo woo woo
wee wee wee wee
woo woo woo woo

No. 1334547

File: 1662830508087.jpg (12.29 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

Training? What training? All we did was sit around, drink coffee, and watch women's tennis.

No. 1334599

File: 1662832584969.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.33 KB, 720x905, Screenshot_20220910-135347.jpg)

borzoi

No. 1334609

File: 1662833274531.jpg (17.58 KB, 376x371, 1662735109813028.jpg)

any nocturne mid enjoyers

No. 1334791

>>1334609
>nocturne mid
>whatyearisit.png

No. 1334975

Nonnas, I am in my mid thirties. I just sent one of my fave artists a dm on Instagram telling him how much his music feeds my soul. He is quite an unknown artist from New York but I fucking love him and I hate that i found him through Spotify. I dreamed of him the other night (really fucking randomly, like I know I’m fangirling right now but I didn’t listen to him the night in question)
He is unknown, as in only his inner circle knows who he is.
Urgh. Just hnnnng. I wanna meet this guy and I’m half way across the world.
LE SIGH

No. 1334986

>>1334975
>LE SIGH
Cannot think of a more mid-thirties thing to type lmao
Anyway good luck, hope he responds!

No. 1334988

>>1334986
Nayrt, I’m in my early twenties and I still do the “le” prefix for things kek

No. 1335007

>>1334986
Thank you nonna. (I have had a couple of beers now) the dream may have dictated my emotions but regardless if I met this man in person I’d probably forget how to speak….. but I’d still sit on his face regardless. Jesus Chris why am I like this?????????

Which brings me to this question: ladies if you met your fave artist how would you react?

No. 1335307

File: 1662873046274.gif (163.68 KB, 360x334, A03C5537-E5F4-4D45-B8DF-3BE31D…)

I feel like a piece of meat luv

No. 1335311

File: 1662873488226.jpg (60.05 KB, 640x853, sidm973ev7g41.jpg)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1335323

File: 1662874297850.jpeg (57.96 KB, 732x732, 2.jpeg)

>>1334975
>>1334988
I'm cleansing the reddit out of you two, thank me later.

No. 1335354

>>1335323
as a zoomer i honestly dont find it cringe at all. whats really cringe and actually reddit is the heckin pupperino chonker thing, this is fine. only thing worse is buzzfeed 2013-17 type humor
not that i have any authority but let them do their thing, it will be really cute in a few decades imo when they actually become old in a few decades and still use slang from earlyish internet kek imagine a grandma saying le me derping around or something. i like it when anybody of any age uses slang and speech mannerisms clearly from their generation, except for well male zoomers…
>no cap bruh tbh ngl common L

No. 1335374

File: 1662877760354.png (127.13 KB, 1220x1302, Screen Shot 2022-09-10 at 11.2…)

can't wait for Pixar's cowboy bebop

No. 1335377

>>1335374
I don't even like anime and I still instantly vomited

No. 1335476

File: 1662886770484.png (2.91 MB, 2731x3626, noice.png)


No. 1335683


No. 1335832

>>1334975
Omg this is so embarrassing.. what the hell is wrong with drunk me??? I hope he never looks at his insta messages cos if he responds to it I’m gonna die of embarrassment

No. 1335927

File: 1662918217085.jpg (90.17 KB, 783x960, 306324019_10101489953573374_12…)


No. 1336373

File: 1662946857439.jpg (26.48 KB, 500x464, bad3dca229b90502008befc71a8d04…)

Cute

No. 1336384

>>1335927
so true!!!

No. 1336385

>>1336373
cat, cat, cat!

No. 1336398

>>1336373
this is so stupidly adorable

No. 1336810

>>1333613
They’re called snussies

No. 1336812

>>1336373
where can i acquire a cat cat cat

No. 1337177

File: 1663012393345.png (297.87 KB, 996x750, shitpost.png)


No. 1337348

File: 1663023592662.jpeg (127.81 KB, 785x427, 17D5AE7D-C048-4091-B397-550124…)


No. 1337358

>>1336810
lmao nonni

No. 1337363

im so drunk should i hump a pillow

No. 1337372

>>1335832
No I liked the post, I liked the LE SIGH especially
>>1337363
Yes

No. 1337417

>>1335832
Never drink alcohol again nonny.

No. 1337575

File: 1663039440069.jpg (18.31 KB, 438x468, a355039da8ac0662a2a2534075ee3e…)

I see you
And I just wanna dance with you
{Giggles Menacingly}

No. 1337578

File: 1663039600619.jpg (326.54 KB, 1078x1065, Screenshot_20220912_222712.jpg)

>>1336812
I think I found the brand

No. 1337834

File: 1663069562910.jpg (61.97 KB, 500x615, 84574869a622755813bc69d50fcfab…)

Is THIS ratatouille

No. 1337857

>>1337834
Oh god

No. 1337878

>>1337834
No, that is Ratatouille’s fat friend, Hamothy

No. 1338099

File: 1663091454808.png (61.32 KB, 233x160, aeh.png)

aeh

No. 1338135

>>1338099
cover thine mouth little one lest you spread the coof

No. 1338185

can anynonny here draw some terf island england hetalia fan art? i need it for a friend

No. 1338224

File: 1663096654252.jpeg (114.43 KB, 671x720, 3F375283-F297-470E-B8CE-1DD1B4…)

Anynonny—

No. 1338243

File: 1663097313762.gif (2.84 MB, 400x300, 1589671255644.gif)

Codidng a beginer caze study while listening 2 le epic cybergoth musik liek a baoss

No. 1338255

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No. 1338258


No. 1338278

>>1338258
Funny is subjective.

No. 1338877

File: 1663124474997.gif (978.12 KB, 220x391, 2E1E3E61-2BC7-4F84-A599-1DFDE0…)

This thread needs rejuvenating

No. 1338923

You're my popcorn nonny,my hamburger nonny,my fettuccine..nonny! You're my caviar nonny,my vampire nonny,my ritz, nonny..
My ritz, nonny..
My ritz..
oh you're my ritz.. Nohonehey.

No. 1338943

File: 1663128084834.jpg (59.54 KB, 540x675, tumblr_9ac477be992b064499050ec…)

Pum kin…

No. 1338944

File: 1663128123830.jpg (66.54 KB, 540x667, tumblr_ebd178ac572926749461889…)

Pom kien.

No. 1338947

File: 1663128211400.jpg (34.31 KB, 540x583, tumblr_52fc5185a3bbd11996aaed4…)

Poomp kiln haha yes

No. 1338950

File: 1663128426277.jpg (22.89 KB, 467x462, 1657414611635.jpg)

Pempkmin Pii pay

No. 1338958


No. 1339276

>>1338958
bombgin hehhee

No. 1339382

File: 1663163623711.jpeg (123.06 KB, 450x300, fregg.jpeg)

ppumbkimb

No. 1339404

File: 1663165600346.jpeg (294.88 KB, 1170x1120, 175549D2-49CD-4545-9574-790C2A…)

Posting the Jojo psyche dolls for posterity and because it made me wheeze so hard tears came out of my eyes

No. 1339406

File: 1663165642509.png (106.51 KB, 246x222, E4F9C3CA-9865-46ED-AF8D-B22E44…)


No. 1339410

File: 1663165840213.jpeg (276.29 KB, 828x578, 1813D225-2845-4456-868F-9F5128…)

>>1333459
Kids today will never understand what we had

No. 1339445

>>1338243
Didn't the 4chan panel at otakon or whatever take place right near this?

No. 1339451

File: 1663167271106.png (980.57 KB, 1249x1222, 1633955756590.png)

play cruelty squad nonnies it's so fucking balls to the walls and ugly it wraps back around into being coherent and beautiful.

No. 1339592

File: 1663175406382.jpg (194.92 KB, 1600x2000, wfes.jpg)

Here's a cute cat because moids are spreading bait again.

No. 1339682

File: 1663179267739.jpg (82.09 KB, 735x800, 1661677225879.jpg)

>>1339592
aweeweeweewee what a cutie

No. 1339688

File: 1663179646622.jpg (243.86 KB, 1638x2048, EpUL0sHWEAE2QPM.jpg)

Cosplay

No. 1339692

>>1332156
Why is this legitimately terrifying

No. 1339711

File: 1663180766677.jpg (42.82 KB, 620x430, ezgif-5-1150acdbc4.jpg)


No. 1339717

File: 1663180985544.jpg (123.65 KB, 1100x619, 170721143452-green-puppy-1-sup…)

>>1339688
>>1339711
God bless grinch dogs.

No. 1339724

File: 1663181317573.jpg (34.77 KB, 399x545, 1550006631032.jpg)

>>1338877
>blocks your path

No. 1339726

>>1339717
Why is that puppy shrek

No. 1339758

File: 1663182329995.jpg (68.8 KB, 720x541, fc5ada793e53033eca7ace55354540…)

>>1339726
this is shrek the dog, that was grinch dog. learn the difference

No. 1340149

File: 1663201056437.jpeg (195.46 KB, 750x750, 04F01F12-768C-43E3-B55E-1A7568…)

KISS! KISS! FALL IN LOVE

No. 1340214

>>1339451
I wanted to for so fuckin long but I'm broke. Playing it in spirit, it looks so sick

No. 1340731

File: 1663246823142.png (168 KB, 512x720, 3615MakiCleanURIdolized.png)

>>1340149
I LOVE YOU TODOITE KONO OMOI…………..

No. 1341915

File: 1663344249188.jpeg (442.32 KB, 1170x681, AEBE31C6-6FD3-4D0B-9EA9-2DDD77…)


No. 1341956

File: 1663348023391.jpg (16.87 KB, 326x326, 792e6ab1b9703e81cb59104e45b321…)

I've already been to heaven

No. 1341973

>>1341956
mfs be hanging with anyone these days…smh…

No. 1341978

File: 1663349631056.jpg (309.72 KB, 1076x571, Screenshot_20220617-224730_Fir…)

omg are they still chasing me?? are they behind me now??? help me, nonnies, i

No. 1341980

>>1341978
fucking RUN anon RUN!! They are behind you FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

No. 1341987

File: 1663350068727.jpg (482.72 KB, 919x1338, Screenshot_20220916-134150_Fir…)

>>1341980
OH GOD OH FUCK

No. 1341988

>>1341987
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONNNYYYYY!!!

No. 1341997

File: 1663350887284.jpg (214.08 KB, 1078x754, Screenshot_20220916-135504_Fir…)


No. 1342001

>>1341997
he ordered the beef nonnington…

No. 1342021

>>1342001
It's me, I'm the Beef Nonnington.

No. 1342033

merlin

No. 1342253

File: 1663558735404.gif (2.83 MB, 348x270, 46dd1270-dc0d-446c-9ae5-4cb2a5…)

FORST BACK ON LOLCOR RETARDID SHETPOASTAN BREAD

No. 1342254

>>1342253
NOICE U BLODY LEGNED

No. 1342259

File: 1663559147673.gif (2.07 MB, 480x267, giphy.gif)


No. 1342273

I find this video very fitting

No. 1342303

so this was all thanks to that British moid people kept posting in the bunker thread huh

No. 1342304

>>1342303
No, it wasn't, the site was being updated

No. 1342309

>>1342304
No it was morissey

No. 1342310

>>1342309
I don't know if this is some gay joke I'm not in on, but whatever nona

No. 1342313

>>1342310
It is a gay joke haha I know the site is being updated

No. 1342315

>>1342313
You friggin rascal

No. 1342318

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>>1342310
It was the power of Morrissey.

No. 1342319

>>1342318
I'm in shock and awe

No. 1342332

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BOO!

No. 1342333

>>1342332
hands candy

No. 1342335

>>1342332
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1342336

>>1342333
omg thank you miss

No. 1342337

>>1342335
I'm so sorry I'm not even a real ghost I didn't mean for this I didn't mean to cause this I'm so sorry

No. 1342338

>>1342337
Make it up to me by footing the cleaning bill for the metric fuck ton of poop in my fucking pants!!!!

No. 1342348

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