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No. 1227447

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1175583

No. 1227454

File: 1655361596781.gif (894.6 KB, 200x147, 74ADDB76-5FF3-4B3A-810C-913F8D…)

The Jolly Green Giant is a himbo and you can’t convince me otherwise

No. 1227457

Dog food is nasty don't do it.

No. 1227459

I always thought he was hot.

No. 1227461

No. 1227479

is he edible? is that why he's green like a plant too? what are the chances this farming giant also happens to be green? suspicious

No. 1227481

File: 1655363622168.gif (4.34 MB, 250x444, 5f53h3021k2344g4522.gif)

me n who

No. 1227483


No. 1227489

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My cinnamon buns?

No. 1227498

I think all people are edible tbh

No. 1227509

Nature is cruel

No. 1227595

He has no business being hot

No. 1227628

what are you going to buy peas from an ugly person? think for once in your miserable life, you buffoon

No. 1227634

Is op pic from the dog love thread?

No. 1227676

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Deepest apologies my sister in christ, but the brawny paper towel man > the jolly green giant

No. 1227782

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No. 1227801

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No. 1227803

I'm going to send it to all my friends!!!!

No. 1227809

Thank you for this gif nona!

No. 1227817

Dearest mother beloved father, a coat of colors bright as butterfly wings, to remind me things you’ve told me all my life!
I am special I am smart I am somehow set apart, petty rules and limitations don’t apply
For I am a miracle child, I can’t be harmed im wrapped in rainbow though fate can be heartless and wild my life’s been charmed and shall remain so I was made for something more not to struggle but to soar til my fortune reconciled. For I am a miracle child

No. 1227819

pee pee poo poo ma ma doo doo

No. 1227924

bolje biti pijan nego star

No. 1228296

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No. 1228301

King of dreams? I loved that movie

No. 1228305

This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

No. 1228313

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Vsauce, Michael here

No. 1228317

No. 1228321

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gonna crash at the pride parade and tell moids to cover up

No. 1228339

I want to become an lolcow
I want to be subtle enough to get clocked as genuine; I want to entertain everyone with my spectacular fucking downspiral and then death
I want to be remembered by my people, I don't care about having not written a great novel; I want my people to have a good time when I finally can't take it anymore; I want my funeral to be a party
What do you want to see, farmers? What would entertain you to no end? What animals do you want at the circus I love you I want to dance for you

No. 1228363

komaeda? more like ho-maeda

No. 1228365


No. 1228425

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No. 1228427

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Penis estimation game

No. 1228429

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No. 1228430

I want Jin to fuck me. Why couldn't he rescue me from a brothel?
Anyway it's probably small because he's Japanese but I'm going to say 6.5 anyway. It's probably bigger than Mugen's. Mugen seems the type to be super cocky and get laid easily despite having smaller peen but is better at eating pussy

No. 1228433

Jin absolutely has thick cock he’s just autistic and has a Dwight Shrute approach to intimacy

No. 1228436

at least 1

No. 1228438

He's the better Sasuke

No. 1228484

jin has to have a bigger dick than mugen. i can't guess size but the skinny, tall, pale, glasses and long hair gives the impression of a decent size. i haven't watched that show in forever but i don't understand why anyone would ever prefer mugen.

No. 1228498

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BOOOONNNNGGGG yoooouuuu raaang….?

No. 1228521

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No. 1228552

I don't know how long Jinn's penis is, but I know he knows how to use it perfectly.

No. 1228768

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No. 1228773

Amazing. Life changing

No. 1228775

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She's so ugly it sometimes knocks me clean on my ass.

No. 1228779

not the INTJ skeptical atheist r/mensrights millennial libertarian soy redditoid stare

No. 1228780

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komaeda is his deadname

No. 1228784

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What is the difference between this an the dumbass shit thread

No. 1228791

Theyre more coherent

No. 1228794

File: 1655478499900.jpeg (398.65 KB, 1125x608, E5A25698-75C9-428C-80B9-936987…)

Someone didn't read the OP

No. 1228800

Oh my god I remember having read it many many times but I… forgot. You could say I'm absolutery retarded

No. 1228805

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I forglub you nonna you're among friends

No. 1228810

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No. 1228813

Apparently you can get banned for posting "bump dont scroll"

No. 1228821

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wow well I don't regret it, it's the shitposting thread anyway

No. 1228827

How would jannies have time to ban for "bump don't scroll" but not the actual shit? Wtf?

No. 1228839

It's not even CP, it's just tubgirl which has been posted around the internet since the early 2000s. Most people here will have already seen it.

No. 1228891

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No. 1228912

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do you ever wonder

No. 1228913

The moid is hurting their feelings and theyre taking it out on us lol

No. 1229017

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Well now I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my back pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

No. 1229039

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No. 1229045

Seriously spoiler your shit anon

No. 1229048

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haiiii haiiii haiiii haiiiii haiiiii haiiii haiiii haiiii

No. 1229061

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hey babe its time for your flattening

No. 1229071

It's the scrote

No. 1229089

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so today is one of those days huh. bye nonnas i’ll see you all tomorrow then

No. 1229146

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How's he hurting them? If anything something hurt his feelings to make him autistically do this

No. 1229157

15 hours later still thinking about that jin peen

No. 1229161

I gotta watch this show ASAP

No. 1229507

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Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
Matthew 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

Matthew 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

Matthew 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

Matthew 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

Matthew 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

Matthew 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

Matthew 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

Matthew 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

Matthew 1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

Matthew 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

Matthew 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

Matthew 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

Matthew 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

Matthew 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

Matthew 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

No. 1229519

janny if you're reading this cut off your dick and DIE DIE IDE IDEI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

No. 1229539

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After getting this ad on a website, I no longer want to connect to people.

No. 1229544

Matthew was really into genealogy, huh

No. 1229545

Jesus's direct line to David is very important amongst the Jews because the prophesied Messiah was considered the seed of David. What is interesting is that there are two genealogies of Jesus in the New Testament and they don't agree with each other exactly. Also interesting is that they are tracing from Joseph, who as we know was not Jesus's birth father. There have been many different ways to explain this throughout the centuries.

No. 1229547

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i'm sorry but I fucking lost it

No. 1229551

Tell us the ways. Also did anyone ever record Mary’s lineage. How many ancient Christian texts do you think are hidden in the Vatican’s vault? What are the lesser known but important Christian works?

No. 1229557

The most common explanation for the the different genealogies provided in Matthew and Luke is that one is for Joseph and one is for Mary, with the final Joseph being her father instead of her husband. But there is no absolutely unequivocal canonical genealogy for Mary, mother of Christ. Christianity did not have as massive a cultic fascination with Mary during the time of the Gospels as Christians have now, otherwise there probably would be.

There are a lot of apocryphal gospels, especially about the infancy of Christ. Very interesting stuff. The Arabic Infancy Gospel and Gospel of Nicodemus are probably the best and were somewhat influential in Christianity. I'm personally a big fan of the texts from the Nag Hammadi library, most of which are Gnostic. Some are clearly Jewish instead of Christian and some are clearly unrelated Hermetic texts. It's a very esoteric form of Christianity far removed from orthodoxy. But there are a few texts that read about as well as any canonical text.

Also, shoutout to the epistles of Ignatius, the oldest non-canonical New Testament texts that are almost certainly legitimate. More legitimate than 2 Peter, in fact. I honestly am not sure why they didn't make it into the NT. They weren't even too late. Very interesting and influential texts and honestly I am ashamed at how obscure they are.

No. 1229563

I’m definitely a witch and I work with Angels. I bless street cats. I don't care what others think of my instincts.

No. 1229568

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How, do you know you are a witch?

No. 1229569

sir bedfellow, get the pail

No. 1229573

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bless you and your street kitties spooky nonnie

No. 1229582

The vacuum cleaner man he's seen my tits

No. 1229586


No. 1229587

How to work with angels? Id rahter work with then than with demons teach me

No. 1229593

Do you want to see my tits?

No. 1229599

pls i love titi

No. 1229617

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No. 1229754

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No. 1229759

Learn Enochian and shitpost with the angels. Do not bring along any of that /g/ faggotry though, or they shall smite thee with their heavenly weiners

No. 1229763

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My time has finally come. Oddly I feel peaceful. It's strange yet calming. Interesting.

No. 1229770

File: 1655540832053.gif (1.4 MB, 500x281, bananya.gif)

ily anon

No. 1229868

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No. 1230381

No. 1230390

I hope you are ok anon

No. 1230391

Is that Michael Jackson

No. 1230457

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No. 1230492

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My blanket

No. 1230499

Fun fact: he wears the same type of height increasing shoes kpoop boys wear

No. 1230803

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wouldn't it be the same thing since (good) angels aren't supposed to do that shizz

No. 1230810

This is so interesting. What was there to be said about the infancy of Christ? Like his upbringing?

No. 1230872

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I love ya too, nonita.
I am. Came down from a caffeine high. Took longer than I wanted but didn't crash like I usually do.

No. 1231085

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Cozy blankie

No. 1231089

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can the US Dollar please drop and crash so I can buy some cute make up and nice burgerland goods

No. 1231145

This isn't to be a shit, but literally just order it from China if you want American beauty products, or most things from here. Everything used to make it ends up being sourced from there anyway, and the FDA is a fucking joke of a regulatory agency. Even China bans a lot of ingredients and products we use here.

No. 1231159

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Kek moids are so gay

No. 1231166

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kek, may the nonnies ascend !

No. 1231172

I knew a moid that still watched Power Rangers every Saturday in high school but nobody cared because he was a pretty boy.

No. 1231183

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No. 1231224

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miss themi……

No. 1231225

Honesty that sounds so hot, tfw no pretty boy power ranger watching bf

No. 1231227

please love yourself onnners

No. 1231347

Is Demi no longer themi?

No. 1231742

File: 1655666682180.gif (911.19 KB, 275x239, 1627445384255.gif)

Y aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi!

No. 1231764

File: 1655667249883.gif (6.66 MB, 470x495, 8V76F543E246K78.gif)

'touch grass' should be 'munch glass' instead

No. 1231778

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No. 1231786

That scene where his gf is crying and begging him to stop eating lightbulbs and you can tell all he's thinking about is his next crunch

No. 1231793

how does he chew glass without cutting his mouth/lips/throat? I have a very irrational fear of swallowing a very small piece of glass and dying.

No. 1231797

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so it's just this meme

No. 1231805

I think about this dude like twice a year wtf made him start that was it just be an edgelord (pun intended) and is he even still alive??

No. 1231812

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Don'tlistentotheradio Clap clap clap clap clap

No. 1231814

Everyone At The Top Is A Pedro

No. 1231823

File: 1655669210485.gif (707.86 KB, 242x200, wb.gif)

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move it like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

No. 1231831

Right? I don't know how these people from the show survive this long. It'll always be stuff like, my dog died when I was 5 so I've been drinking paint thinner ever since and I'm 40. Like how the fuck are you still here?

No. 1231861

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No. 1231994

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Anime tesla can get it

No. 1232130

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whips belt on bed and signals u to come here

No. 1232380

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No. 1232385

>LABB murder cases

i love you let's kiss

No. 1232386

unironically me

No. 1232473

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No. 1232474

stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky

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No. 1232926

No. 1233385

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No. 1233390

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No. 1233394

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Eczema. Psoriasis. Acne. Razorburn.

With these powers combined, you have the reason I never left the house in high school

No. 1233397

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Luckily, this fellow has no bones so he will certainly survive the spin cycle.

No. 1233398

closes the lid

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No. 1233425

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No. 1233433

return to the sea from once you came little seal

No. 1233462

the anachans

No. 1233463

Splatoon 3 coming to Nintendo Switch

No. 1233578

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Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know
What we go through
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don't know
I have a really big heart
Please don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
Textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phones
And girls call me names
Like Miley said "I can't be tamed"

Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we lie

I've got the look
I've got the butt
But those things don't make me a slut
Boys call me stuck up
Girls say I'm conceited
On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed
Just cause I'm pretty
I have to be dumb
I don't care about which
I just wanna have fun
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is I didn't go to the party

Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot (hot hot hot hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we…

Why oh Why
Can't you see
You are all
Just like me
We make mistakes
And get in trouble
Now you know my hot girl struggle

No. 1233586

I’m sorry I can’t be her

No. 1233595

this single gif hugely tremendously mogs those femcel neet otaku lain unshowered female asocial weeb drawings that are popular these days

No. 1233598

File: 1655797656084.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 66.99 KB, 749x744, 4E10B6B7-7B1B-45FF-BF1D-EDA12E…)

Stop posting these images
Of these 2d dudes being handsome
Stop it!! It’s turning me on!!!

No. 1233631

tell me your either virgins or have sex with fat men without saying it

No. 1233709

fuck off moid, lol all the moids coming here and talking about femcels and virgins from the kaitlyn article are so obvious.

No. 1233735

lmao no one reads the atlantic
I wish all scrotes and """journalists""" a bad day today. Just get a head and die.

No. 1234134

Computer take me to lolcow.farn

No. 1234138

computer, load up Celery Man please

No. 1234156

Generate a nude Dano

No. 1234290

They truly have been chimping out lately. They hate the idea of women rejecting them.

No. 1234417

No. 1234693

File: 1655879754033.jpg (145.49 KB, 640x640, -1754105728320129526.jpg)

So are these their cat balls

No. 1234819

File: 1655890767190.jpg (141.48 KB, 698x1024, virgin modernist vs stacy trad…)

literal virgin walk

No. 1234827

not thats just called the kyphosis walk.

No. 1234846

Fuck off tradfag

No. 1234849

Go on, call your anarchist police force on me

No. 1235014

File: 1655912324517.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, 1651113491094.gif)

nonnie I feel that and I am offended.

No. 1235242

File: 1655922568072.jpg (61.13 KB, 680x527, tumblr_c86aa906f79529a0d6afb10…)

The uteris stores thee pouche.

No. 1235260

File: 1655923051405.jpg (38.13 KB, 720x890, Tumblr_l_8437246815817.jpg)


No. 1235330

No. 1235348

File: 1655925742515.jpg (114.84 KB, 736x1177, 67f771fb8004959fb0e9d7827b660f…)

>blocks your path

No. 1235382

File: 1655926708021.jpg (90.7 KB, 564x705, Tumblr_l_14081211955663.jpg)


No. 1235391

File: 1655927083365.jpg (5.73 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (4).jpg)

No. 1235457


No. 1235462

File: 1655929436286.jpeg (71.24 KB, 479x479, 26DB7E92-723F-4E77-AFF3-653224…)


No. 1235470

File: 1655929651736.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1019x1684, F2B25A20-5EE4-400D-8FA9-9BC1AA…)

Mike Slack

No. 1235585

File: 1655934356179.png (1.49 MB, 768x829, kittens having a tea party in …)

No. 1235603

This society as we know, would crumble were we lose our access to socks or any sock alternative

No. 1235608

do gloves count as socks

No. 1235615

No but also!! Absolutely no anything to be used between your feet and shoes, thems the rules of this society

No. 1235642

Can you wear patches if you get blisters? They're technically something between your feet and shoes

No. 1235654

I'm afraid not, nona. Crumbling, tumbling down would most of the world go

No. 1235668

Nooo!!! Damn it nonna I was hoping I found a loophole
So be it, I shall now wear flip-flops in this new society

No. 1235693

but anon where would I store my money if not in my sock??

No. 1235729

in your shoes!

No. 1235810

you guys actually store money in your shoes rather than your bra?

No. 1235820

nta but i don't wear one

No. 1236124

File: 1655980834789.jpg (303.38 KB, 1400x1400, daim-mini-mliecna-cokolada-s-k…)

I love them even though they kill my teeth

No. 1236129

Same, I can’t eat them anymore though, not since I managed to break an old filling the last time kek

No. 1236131

Ew stinky money

No. 1237214

File: 1656062442310.jpg (33.27 KB, 635x519, 76436fc3673923a3809380b5648eb7…)

White lines, pretty baby, tattoos
Don't know what they mean, they're special, just for you

No. 1237219

I spend a ton of time sitting in the shower
I hate doing things like shaving, washing/drying/styling my hair, laundry, doing makeup
I do all those things anyway I just feel overwhelmed by them
Not sure if I'm just lazy as fuck or depresso

No. 1237221

You don't have to do those things (except please do your laundry)

No. 1237238

And washing hair

No. 1237254

One time a guy I was with hit my cervix and I got super nauseous and started blacking out, almost fainted and since then I feel traumatized by the idea of a big dick

How do I find the words to tell my lil dick bf he's just perfect and they lil dicks are the best? Please help.

No. 1237311

Don’t bother. All he’s gonna hear is that his dick is small. Men would rather have a “big dick” so they can flex on other men, over having a dick that benefits womens pleasure.

No. 1237314

My coochie is smelling of orange juice?

No. 1237315

Normal virginia smells?

No. 1237317

help is my vagina ok

No. 1237331

Did you guys also have those teen magazines with "ask the doctor" sections, and the questions ALWAYS started with "am I normal"

No. 1237343

yes and it was always just discharge

No. 1237362

Oranges make for cheap kegel balls

No. 1237384


No. 1237986

i went drinking for work and im slightly drunk and this seemed like the best thread for it soo…

I love you all nonnies, i love you all so much and i wish you all yhe best

No. 1238575

Yes and my fav question was when once a teen asked if it's dangerous to masturbate with a peeled banana and the doc answered with "Oh my god, vagina is not a compost."

No. 1238587

Everyone knows you leave the peel on… adds girth

No. 1238589

File: 1656108882980.jpg (108.11 KB, 1200x1527, 111.jpg)

There's something about oldschool coomer shit that I like. It's the chunkiness, the believability, and maybe the fact that sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.

No. 1238601

File: 1656109286504.jpeg (53.44 KB, 500x500, 805h.jpeg)

>the chunkiness
>the believability
pfft what
>sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.

No. 1238644

File: 1656110341529.jpg (65.72 KB, 600x437, 831df8c2b37d7f2c2f7838b52062dc…)

I get what you're saying. Not all, of course, but some proportions were normal and good. Now it's too much DD cup high schoolers all around, when usually the busty women were the older ones, the secretary or femme fatale types. Not that it is good, but it's beyond the point of believability now.

No. 1238655

nta but i love the way this looks, i never really cared for this particular style of anime but i guess I’m old enough now that it’s nostalgic

No. 1238661

wasn't there some old anime called Eiken or something like that where all the highschoolers had boobs the size of cars

No. 1238662

4 hours late but I love you too noni. I am very anxious right now about a potential unpleasant social interaction, but I'm going to think of you throughout and hopefully it will give me strength.

No. 1238672

File: 1656111092610.png (Spoiler Image, 776.16 KB, 910x450, pamila strap.png)


i love this type of trash too ugh

No. 1238719

OP here, glad to know I'm not alone. I kinda like how ecchi stuff was drawn back then, not straight hentai but the sexy stuff could be quite beautifully drawn.

No. 1238723

File: 1656112345994.jpg (174.5 KB, 1200x1533, 48.jpg)

Like this!

No. 1238900

she’s built like mewtwo but I honestly believe some anons look like her IRL, looks better and more realistic than the greasy butterball turkey baster style they love so much nowadays

No. 1238953

Tbh this is still what I think of when I think "anime". Not what shit looks like today. It's just so classic

No. 1239052

No. 1239319

File: 1656126068601.jpg (204.72 KB, 1280x853, kanye trans.jpg)

Move over Boyega

No. 1239395

File: 1656131685870.jpg (596.81 KB, 1341x1341, FaceApp_1656122114635.jpg)

Good night to cry and laugh and cry again, maybe possibly piss your pants. I'm sick of this world.

No. 1239944

Everytime I see this bitch I just think of her Hapsburg pre-surgery jaw

No. 1239962

nta but i don't remember her having a hapsburg jaw wut

No. 1240136

File: 1656173733817.jpeg (240.14 KB, 1200x900, 24F1466D-31ED-4C69-9F94-69F3AF…)

No. 1240150

That nose looks like it hurts her anytime she expresses more that 15% of an emotion

No. 1240392

kind of looks like a normal jaw to me

No. 1240587

File: 1656198962474.png (1.09 MB, 1088x954, Screen Shot 2022-06-25 at 4.15…)

No. 1240740

File: 1656212867955.gif (4.32 KB, 50x50, cowspin.gif)

I would like to share my collection of spinny cows with you nonnies

No. 1240741

File: 1656212947887.gif (52.91 KB, 160x120, cowspin2.gif)

this guy is goin the other way

No. 1240743

File: 1656213045813.gif (13.37 KB, 82x50, cowspin3.gif)

this one is pretty fast

No. 1240749

anon can i make you a custom spinny cow please

No. 1240753

Oh wait you're asking to make ME a cow?? Omg what an honor

No. 1240754

File: 1656213464849.gif (23.04 KB, 100x100, spincow.gif)

this one is brown, traditionally cows don't spin at this axis

No. 1240756

WOW how does she do it??

No. 1240758

can we both make eachother cows then? I will cherish her for the rest of my life I promise, hereford please

No. 1240761

No. 1240771

File: 1656214539520.gif (10.82 KB, 100x49, Untitled4.gif)

I really did do my best, Im so sorry. simply doesnt compare to anon's 3d spinny cows.

No. 1240775

A spinny cow is a spinny cow, they all have value

No. 1240786

thank you, may the grass raise to meet your lips, and may you never stray from the paddock of wisdom that you graced us from, farewell my love

No. 1240791

File: 1656216162875.gif (31.29 KB, 200x148, cownonnie.gif)

Here you go I hope you like it

No. 1240796

File: 1656216791766.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, cowpropellerhat.gif)

A philosophical question for you anons, is this a spinny cow??

No. 1240799


No. 1240807

File: 1656217983667.gif (294.6 KB, 602x458, McGuirkSpinnyCow.gif)

My magnum opus

No. 1240817


No. 1240833

I don’t know why this is so funny to me

No. 1240840

File: 1656220936576.gif (28.28 KB, 185x177, beaniecowdance.gif)

I've remastered this gif for you nonnies, to view in high quality transparency

No. 1240847

File: 1656221244765.jpg (45.79 KB, 460x345, 969fa07977df7fe5a3e2462e2e401a…)

I used to play Kirby air ride city mode and follow around 1 CPU the whole match and destroy them/their vehicle, and any vehicles they were running to. It was my way of bullying someone and I kinda felt bad for them but I needed to get my dark triad energy out.

No. 1240861

Thank you!

No. 1240896

File: 1656226484955.jpeg (293.87 KB, 1170x1012, 29847D9F-EA47-41D7-B99F-E36784…)


ANONS look what I found-

No. 1240897

This coincidence is too big for my brain to take

No. 1240940

Wait… are you telling me doing that wasn't the whole point of the city mode? That was all I did in that besides trying to push the boundaries of how far/high you can go on the map

No. 1241075

This is not what I remembered.

No. 1241110

File: 1656244774602.png (263.46 KB, 680x610, 49BD364F-DE63-478E-8EC7-A9C021…)

Does anyone find this type of humor funny or is it just me?

No. 1241138

No I also like this very much

No. 1241149

this stuff is one of the only things left that makes me laugh a very healthy hearty laugh

No. 1241250

Took me a second and then got a genuine grin out of me, lol

No. 1241436

Last night I fucked my cousin and my sister but only after kicking my husband out of the room. No this isn't bait.(bait)

No. 1241440

lmao love it

No. 1241443

No. 1241447

i choose to headcanon it as bait

No. 1241478

If everyone involved is female you're not going to get pregnant and fuck the planet up with more inbred babies. I have zero problem with this, but the thought of my own sister like that makes me want to rip my eyes out. Thanks for the food for thought. Good luck with you're life kek

No. 1241762

Cousin fuckin chan be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin
That cousin fuck chan be out here fuckin her counsin
She be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin(cousinfucker)

No. 1241934

File: 1656280940192.jpg (46.35 KB, 736x552, 8ccd4cd7fb2ba05baf0e336ba5a3f8…)

>blocks your path

No. 1241975

End me

No. 1241998

File: 1656283428077.jpeg (49.27 KB, 294x218, D7497E9D-E0E0-4804-99DF-3F667D…)

No. 1242002

File: 1656283617429.jpg (99.99 KB, 1080x1060, FUvxmUCWAAc7SQk.jpg)

No. 1242004

File: 1656283680662.png (84.73 KB, 256x256, 1652226185079.png)

No. 1242014

No. 1242176

not at her core

No. 1242198

NFT = No Fucking Tities

No. 1242221

File: 1656297888128.gif (86.98 KB, 670x538, youspinmerightround.gif)

shitty drawn spincow

No. 1242224

based spinny cow
very cute anon

No. 1242240

File: 1656298529454.gif (1.2 MB, 1080x1080, tumblr_ccff6111b62f39028e98e2b…)

W-wow, is this for me??

No. 1242246

if youre THE original spinning cows poster… y-yes

No. 1242298

File: 1656304398461.gif (805.38 KB, 400x300, 1a9f3367e6938a5469b46234c0a813…)

Meet me in the trap, it's goin' down
Meet me in the mall, it's goin' down
Meet me in the club, it's goin' down
Anywhere you meet me, guaranteed to go down

No. 1242322

i hate doing my homework aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1242401

File: 1656311702605.gif (3.69 MB, 498x312, spinspinspin.gif)

Holy shit wowie thank you anon! I love it so much

No. 1242489

I knew the reference might be missed by some but I caught a ban for this, kek
> Don't post bait and then pretend to be someone else
I was parodying the shit that took up the vent thread for hours yesterday. I'm not cousin fucker. None of my cousins are hot.

No. 1242567

File: 1656332280949.jpg (23.79 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow
'Cause no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
Trips to where, few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow,
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise
From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get
Shit but shanked by my disrespect
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Channeled to invoke what we represent
Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn
With all that dies to become unborn
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns
Curve like psychotropic scythes
And smell of torn flesh bled dry
By hell swarms of pests flies
Vomiting forth flames lit by
An older than ancient force
That slays this life with no remorse
The spiral storm
Of flames inside
The torch I raise
The force I ride
Feel my vessel go up in flames
Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed
Direct connection to the source
Vestment of unnatural force
Forever burning black torch
Wisdom of the old and true
Possessed by the chosen few
Shining to reveal the ways
Of a darkness that pervades
All that is and ever was
Inferno of witches blood
Worship is not on bended knee
Nature knows not of mercy
To pray is to accept defeat
Power pisses on the weak
Bow and beheaded by the beast
Beggar on a bitches leash
Scum is desperate for relief
Worship is the way I ride
Witching currents through the eye
Of storms that force the false to die
Worship the flames with which I rise
Into apocalyptic skies
Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone
In splintered skeleton I roam
Wastelands with not to call my own
But the path I walk alone
The hunger burns, within my gut
As my bones turn into dust
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship

No. 1242569

Sage but who is she? I remember that character …

No. 1242595

i forgot mc ride actually has good lyrics bc of shit like
>Don't it feel good to drive a bus?
>People need to get picked up

No. 1242667

you're taking good lyrics out of context though say hey kid is an excellent song

No. 1242750

nta Asagiri Rei?

No. 1242904

File: 1656355101732.jpg (81.04 KB, 735x850, e308522ff5a7dcbbb2a3b2f833756e…)

No. 1242913

i think the jannies are actual autists, why would the cousinfucker refer to herself in third person? and then there were those times nonnies got banned over copypastas

No. 1242919

I’m the cousinfucker
The real cousinfucker
The other cousinfuckers are just pretending
Please touch grass! Please touch grass! Please touch grass!
I’m the xXxCousinluvr69
The real xXxCousinluvr69
The other xXxCousinluvrs R just pretending~~~~
Please touch grass~~~~please touch grass~~~please touch grass~~~

No. 1242925

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' cousinfucker
I'm the fear addicted, a danger cousinfucker
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker

No. 1242956

File: 1656357738382.jpg (42.4 KB, 500x375, 3015062728_6b27f9a6ae.jpg)

And they told me this

No. 1242960

this song will never not slap

No. 1242978

File: 1656358990694.jpg (159.01 KB, 1080x1080, FVrZ2bQUUAAQIeV.jpg)

What will be her punishment?

No. 1242983

This is why you take a cat to the beach on the first date

No. 1242987

Got an audible laugh out of me

No. 1243060

No. 1243193

File: 1656369768182.jpg (48.7 KB, 638x468, cc35c8155b47e726a459ff41e8a69f…)

I'm talking about YOU

No. 1243340

File: 1656381917733.png (102.19 KB, 500x500, 3c3b.png)

clicking lolcow bookmark with this mouse hello everynonnie

No. 1243381

File: 1656384759475.jpg (34.8 KB, 735x579, 30b0495d5aa1047b23859549ff412e…)


No. 1243382

File: 1656384799304.jpg (123.03 KB, 1200x630, FWDihKYXgAQspFG.jpg)

No. 1243387

I agree and envelop e in a warmed up big fluffy towel Yes

No. 1243388

cute warrior cat

No. 1243389

File: 1656385353136.gif (149.94 KB, 220x273, chrischan-chris.gif)

No. 1243390

Goddamn I just laughed harder than I have ina while

No. 1243392

File: 1656385421858.gif (167.19 KB, 160x90, nagito-komaeda.gif)

Thank u!

No. 1243393

The economy was fine until they put Chris Chan in prison.

No. 1243396

No. 1243397

File: 1656385644994.gif (1.92 MB, 320x240, giphy-2382527983.gif)

No. 1243400

File: 1656385831634.gif (1.57 MB, 498x372, future-spongebob.gif)

No. 1243439

File: 1656389091816.jpg (118.44 KB, 736x904, 39f595449fffde5954cd07a1e9d9dd…)

This is so true

No. 1243442

File: 1656389264266.png (8.38 KB, 240x160, 1651549032795.png)

Whenever I eat extremely heavily seasoned and marinated pork, my pussy smells exactly like the seasonings of the pork I ate for a few days. For even just a little, I become one with the porcine dish I slaved over.

No. 1243449

File: 1656390320073.gif (259.77 KB, 220x124, 56A8115B-F095-4B84-9FA9-12E3C3…)

No. 1243450

File: 1656390406313.jpeg (158.97 KB, 1125x905, 45A03DDB-8749-4451-B358-CCF7D6…)

No. 1243455

File: 1656390619265.jpeg (119.16 KB, 1170x886, 63AA094B-F3F8-406E-8FD2-15854F…)

No. 1243457

File: 1656390644948.jpeg (73.7 KB, 549x549, B77166C2-DFD9-41D1-B1F2-6A8B57…)

No. 1243458

File: 1656390673851.gif (60.32 KB, 279x350, ee62321053a632c967e2821805cbe3…)

No. 1243459

bige boye

No. 1243460

I used to want an obese cat til my friend told me they don’t clean themselves well

No. 1243466

I mean there's also the fact that obese cats die earlier than a healthy cat but sure

No. 1243473

Good thing my cat is fucking shredded

No. 1243476

File: 1656393439272.gif (371.9 KB, 500x365, 25a4ba1f21b5047510daccc74b1e4b…)

I feel like posting looney toons gifs periodically

No. 1243480

File: 1656393776821.png (312.84 KB, 1542x702, cat.PNG)

this is you isnt it

No. 1243481

File: 1656393892953.jpeg (157.85 KB, 640x1067, F43CE4A8-4876-4AA6-80C6-1FA77C…)

You got a kitbull?

No. 1243482

File: 1656394077969.jpg (36.15 KB, 558x788, swole.jpg)

Square up

No. 1243488

you chose the perfect looney tune to start

No. 1243520

File: 1656398603581.png (145.66 KB, 327x327, li2f53htb9s71.png)

Bri'ish men be like

No. 1243567

File: 1656405272533.gif (11.53 KB, 323x249, 4E418645-2810-49B6-A796-41FB38…)

Thank u anon!!

No. 1243666

breakin the law breakin the law

No. 1243786

I got 2 bans in the last couple days for jokes I made that were taken as serious posts.. in this thread? What is happening

Um we need to ban this poster.. they are clearly breaking the law.

No. 1243918

I got bannedAND redtexted in the fetishes you’re ashamed of thread and right below me was an unscathed tranny lover

No. 1243919

I’ve noticed inappropriate bans lately too, and anons getting put out to pasture for the most minor things, like posting in the wrong thread by accident.

No. 1243941

File: 1656436274634.gif (238.62 KB, 498x360, 006.gif)

Why shouldn't obvious jokes fly?

No. 1243946

File: 1656436851216.gif (2.33 MB, 540x355, 642842803ba25defebc73251958579…)

No. 1243949

File: 1656436975896.jpg (33.21 KB, 521x623, 124947930.jpg)

Cuz people are given an inch and take a mile you gotta give them the clickies and reign them in

No. 1243953

File: 1656437212727.jpg (62.86 KB, 700x1400, 73dd7ab06e937d895e19f7b47d7b4b…)

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy

No. 1243954

Vile, disgusting creature

No. 1243962

File: 1656437869871.jpg (108.2 KB, 697x697, FTqPl_JUAAYX4zO.jpg)

Every time I sage, my browser autocomplete with my email address with my full name and school. One day, I know I will make a mistake and out myself as a farmer, probably while typing a very embarrassing message. I live in fear, but I cannot stop.

No. 1243963

Omg nonnie I get scared of this too

No. 1243966

just delete your cookies and autofill under the 'clear browsing data' in your browser or use incognito mode

No. 1243982

I had a nightmare about this just the other night. Scares me every single time it pops up.

No. 1243987

Gotta browse incognito.

No. 1243990

I don't even know what a "trip fag" is but I had a dream I was "Exposed" as one on 4chan and they hacked me and got my info. Someone was callinig me a "trip fag" in the post exposing me.

No. 1244003

you shouldn't have told me that, tripfag, because I have all your info now.

No. 1244092

Nta, but it doesn't go away with incognito. The only way is to delete it from your settings.

No. 1244136

Just download Firefox focus for anonymous shitposting. Only downside is no cookies or anything means your image board style preference gets reset.

No. 1244141

File: 1656445839454.jpg (180.18 KB, 1440x1454, Screenshot_20220628-154841_Ins…)

No. 1244145

I love these kek

No. 1244254

File: 1656451223598.jpg (350.31 KB, 1366x2048, FWTUwdLWQAAhtC7.jpg)

this movie will be better than citizen kane, mark my words

No. 1244257

They couldn’t find a cute young dude to play ken? I understand they chose that actor because he’s popular but cmon

No. 1244281

Ken is just a prop anyway. I hope they wrote him as a huge himbo
Citizen Kane being referred to as the best movie of all time is a film major scrote cope

No. 1244296

they chose him bc the plot is that ken and barbie and old and washed up and get kicked out of barbieland

No. 1244322

They're both "old and washed up" yet Barbie is still WAY out of Ken's league

No. 1244332

Ntayrt, right? Like damn Barbie deserves better. Also she could never be old and washed-up. She transcend into good looking mature lady. Ken could never.

No. 1244409

File: 1656461978380.jpg (39.33 KB, 500x500, artworks-000812369503-mj1t4m-t…)

Every tranny looks like King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog

No. 1244435

scrotes love Citizen Kane because they're too stupid to appreciate The Magnificent Ambersons

No. 1244436

File: 1656464076697.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1062x1352, 426D1060-F134-41FD-B8CC-DA5D9C…)


No. 1244439

File: 1656464803651.jpeg (948.88 KB, 902x1639, CB313265-69C4-43FF-A332-CED62A…)

No. 1244486

File: 1656468337199.webm (4.67 MB, 853x480, 6a7f0948b219aa10.webm)

I can tell trailerparkangel took this screenshot. How very trailerparkery.

No. 1244488

File: 1656468386397.png (9.05 KB, 838x197, imdb.PNG)

they probably made this shitty old people barbie plot just bc some asshole had a hardon for this rat faced moid

No. 1244500

Fuck. She looks like an evil shamaness final boss.

No. 1244515

She looks like she could have been a great slapstick comedienne in another life.

No. 1244538

File: 1656472134156.gif (1.03 MB, 498x286, 256893b7960ecc81302cc518de1a04…)


No. 1244590

No. 1244593


No. 1244599

File: 1656479238049.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 451.96 KB, 942x1124, 95686D0F-CF97-4ADE-A744-CC236D…)

No. 1244600

I unironically believe this. first of all, he is most scrotes' idea of what a handsome man looks like, even though they're wrong. second of all, movies have felt gayer lately. not that I'm complaining. still looking forward to this because it sounds fun

No. 1244607

spoonfeed me difference pls, i'm not staring for more than 10 seconds

No. 1244608

nvm just noticed the original is deleted kek

No. 1244614

File: 1656479999312.jpg (23.89 KB, 320x240, Rita_Repulsa_from_Mighty_Morph…)

No. 1244619

You must be stopped

No. 1244640

Lol stfu everyone knows Orson's best movie was Touch of Evil.

No. 1244649

File: 1656484300995.jpeg (43.9 KB, 770x433, skeletons-1617539_960_720.jpeg)

I love that video, good bones

No. 1244652

The Supreme Court just ruled 9-0 that you're a cutie pie

No. 1244658

File: 1656484968906.jpeg (21.38 KB, 274x235, 85D07669-02BF-48E7-9275-E477B3…)

No. 1244664

File: 1656485972192.jpg (33.34 KB, 480x478, movies_ryan-gosling-feminist.j…)

Well he did use to be shilled as attractive among women too, but it seemed to be more about the "nonthreatening feminist man" memes about him back in the early 2010s. Glad we outgrew that shit because it was cringe.

No. 1244717

if that's the plot they failed miserably because margot looks hot as hell, not old or washed up at all

No. 1244748


No. 1244764

File: 1656497436249.gif (1.02 MB, 360x270, ygXzjW.gif)


No. 1244777

Rita my queen

No. 1245023

File: 1656514143412.gif (7.89 MB, 320x568, F34BB6E6-38B2-4C54-B882-DD5B42…)

Who wants some tater tots

No. 1245030

File: 1656514461600.jpg (49.84 KB, 720x405, Air-Fryer-Tater-Puffs-720x405.…)

delicious yummm

No. 1245055

File: 1656515391356.gif (331.47 KB, 112x112, 1611185559356.gif)

With coney chili, cheese, and finely chopped onions on them and little lines of ketchup and mustard

No. 1245100

File: 1656517197895.jpeg (82.3 KB, 750x929, 43B8AF4E-4D7E-4FCD-87B8-026D5A…)

No. 1245129

This is the content I like to see.

No. 1245409

File: 1656531821747.jpg (191.36 KB, 719x919, that one scene in that one tom…)

Testing metadata using this image which is a screenshot from Garry's Mod made with the in-game camera tool then cropped in Paint and renamed.

No. 1245410

File: 1656531933931.png (68.46 KB, 858x832, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-44…)

The original unedited GMod screenshot metadata.

No. 1245412

File: 1656532020137.png (78.92 KB, 830x908, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-46…)

The metadata of the screenshot after being cropped in Paint and the exact file I originally uploaded on lolcow.

No. 1245414

File: 1656532091338.png (71.03 KB, 821x774, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-47…)

Metadata after uploading it to Discord and downloading it again from Discord.

No. 1245415

File: 1656532166638.png (74.59 KB, 817x887, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-48…)

Metadata after uploading the same file to Lolcow and downloading it again from Lolcow.

No. 1245660

File: 1656546638111.jpeg (1.29 MB, 4032x3024, B92A7B28-0DB2-43D2-9B3E-B7550B…)

Doing gods work

No. 1245667

i don't speak nerd what does this mean

No. 1245669

File: 1656546966151.jpeg (169.23 KB, 807x583, 4DEB8BC9-9F52-42BB-8499-EC395D…)


No. 1245682

Nasty little things

No. 1245684

File: 1656548069433.gif (405.78 KB, 240x184, Veggie.gif)

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,

No. 1245686

File: 1656548286075.gif (2.36 MB, 368x263, 1ee741adf7b12696fb354c9d99c9a0…)

Anti Veggie Chans leave

No. 1245693

Watched this a ton in preschool because it was a Catholic preschool but don't really remember anything specific unfortunately

No. 1245708

The songs still hit just right

No. 1245716

This show is fucking genius, we need more shows like it

No. 1245747

File: 1656554732740.png (347.37 KB, 640x360, 67z0tyc9jg901.png)

No. 1245754

File: 1656555868024.jpeg (52.86 KB, 450x499, AE698369-7011-4D17-AC09-E3CE14…)

Tag yourself I'm "mime type"
Nothing, apparently. I don't see any shocking revelation in the data. It would be different if it stored location info like some photos do

No. 1245757

File: 1656556127479.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1125x1325, BFC45D9F-95A6-4617-966A-BCCF06…)

we should turn all our characters, historical figures, and creatures of legend into anthro vegetables

No. 1245763

why are they beenises

No. 1245766

File: 1656556622162.jpeg (18.97 KB, 480x360, 10276DFE-0546-4732-B5D5-6C979B…)

accept God into your heart

No. 1245774

File: 1656557838377.jpeg (289.27 KB, 1756x1956, 1BEA637C-0AA1-4383-BFED-B90484…)

Ah yes, vegetables and Jesus. Thanks for the flashbacks of CCD class and retreats.

No. 1245776

Baby tomatoes fuck me up but I continue to eat them even though they give me massive acid reflux that makes me almost die

No. 1245791

File: 1656560011822.jpeg (51.58 KB, 800x646, 999.jpeg)


No. 1245873

File: 1656567339438.png (1.73 MB, 870x901, borzoi.PNG)

not sure what thread to put this in but wanted to share my creation

No. 1245876

We have an entire thread dedicated for that.

No. 1245895

Of course there really isn't anything particularly eyecatching, I just wanted to check how Paint or Discord or Lolcow can affect the metadata, the main difference is in the raw headers. Of course you won't find location data in a Garry's Mod screenshot. I already turned off all the tagging and geolocation settings on my phone camera and I'd rather not turn it back on and upload a picture with such data attached on Lolcow especially in the context of discussing metadata! Might as well just dox myself in that case kek

No. 1246694

a union of two very special anons

No. 1246713

The chorus dance feels like a workout video

No. 1246724

komaeda MMDs might just become my workout routines

No. 1246767

Soooo can I eat the bible too

No. 1246790

File: 1656637387226.png (125.05 KB, 693x505, 8B9B64AE-F075-4ADF-A6FB-CFD838…)

No hate but I'm confused why anon called it god's work, do the headers affect that much?

No. 1246800

File: 1656638218032.png (119.91 KB, 595x338, 7e810e8aa22d-41aea62e40e0f42a4…)

Reminder that /ot/ is a SERIOUS board for SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY. not my ban fwiw.

No. 1246836

I felt psychically linked to this anon because I was thinking about that pic a few hours before she posted it

No. 1246853

File: 1656642263730.jpg (42.68 KB, 735x413, ff3a52181d3641facc2a2bec32c653…)


No. 1246863

Did they ban her for posting Leon beefcake or for oofing at the Leon beefcake?
How dare she ban Leon beefcake

No. 1246880

men should by law have abs and be in crop tops all the time

No. 1246883

I know, it made me mad too.

No. 1246889

Those joints are really big
Or are my lungs small

No. 1247051

This is hot af. Was janny mad because he'll never be as hot as RE2 remake Leon?

No. 1247212

posts picture of myself ebegging for donations
image ID: "a thin-white-ablebodied-convencionaly-attractive-person"

No. 1247216

File: 1656676591392.jpg (99.89 KB, 1242x497, 4972549863.jpg)

No. 1247452

File: 1656694442089.jpg (4.23 KB, 263x192, 3675309.jpg)


No. 1247457

My son

No. 1247459

Where is this from lmao

No. 1247464

offensive name, pls change. he can't help looking like shrek…

No. 1247477

Reminds me of my Worth1000 days…

No. 1247481

That is sooooooooo cute

No. 1247484

File: 1656696448603.jpeg (44.03 KB, 623x342, 2FD5F660-891B-44BC-AADC-DFBC36…)

>wake up july 1st
>no longer gay
>back to being straight for 11 months

No. 1247495

eikichi mishima best boy

No. 1247716

File: 1656710402985.jpeg (117.23 KB, 563x575, D0F26165-7B90-4758-8566-2108B5…)

if you hate men and you know it buy a gun
If you hate men and you know it buy a gun
IF you want to clean the streets of mass shooters and deadbeats
if you hate men and you know it buy agun

No. 1247740

Nonita, you're literally me. Let's kiss

No. 1247748

I love this song so much that portuguese girl who sang had such a great voice. I think her name was Laura

No. 1247824

Yeah Laura, she's still on tumblr although I haven't seen any new music from her.

No. 1247938

I feel so lonely right now waaaaaaa

No. 1247939

(Clap clap)

No. 1247945

File: 1656723371813.jpeg (31.47 KB, 275x270, 4099307B-280C-4544-A8CF-67C8AD…)

Even though I'm a 21st century schizoid woman I will hold you anon.

No. 1247952

File: 1656723830703.jpg (107.84 KB, 750x745, original_e35e3754d7e94b002f330…)

No. 1247959

spot fucking on
thanks for nothing zuck.

No. 1247960

most moid technological advancements have these crazy humanity destroying consequences, why is this

No. 1247961

Women create, men destroy

No. 1247965

File: 1656724505007.jpeg (128.18 KB, 720x744, 041494EA-7E16-46D3-AA9A-A9AAA5…)

Thank you nonny… I feel your embrace

No. 1247972

is it because they're evil or incompetent?

No. 1247976

File: 1656725118830.jpg (1.47 MB, 1242x1227, original_1e2aacce329e9f6680854…)

No. 1247978

File: 1656725374532.jpg (204.45 KB, 827x797, original_02643a811e99386196b15…)

No. 1247987

File: 1656726290979.jpg (220.35 KB, 600x800, I6iorzj.jpg)

No. 1247991

It was just a catchy joke to insult men, truth is this problem has always plagued our species. You can trace it back to stories like the garden of Eden, or Pandora's box, or Prometheus. Humans continually seek innovation only to unleash unimaginable new horrors on our race. It's just part of our condition

No. 1247995

Glowies f off to 4chan you're not convincing anyone here to mass shoot

No. 1247996

File: 1656726719120.jpeg (34.33 KB, 236x314, A308E0EC-C55C-41DA-B8F9-14B8F3…)

I need this so bad

No. 1248000

Forgot to expand on the why. It's a mix of both, new technology grants new capabilities to us, inevitably they are then used for evil on a whole new scale

No. 1248028

why am I such a sad little anonita faggot?

No. 1248036

I don't know but you're my little anonita faggot

No. 1248037

File: 1656728966449.jpg (152.78 KB, 736x1104, d3553ec46d34f680182ab779ee114d…)

>blocks your path

No. 1248039

File: 1656729084795.gif (1.67 MB, 354x345, 881D53AB-4309-41E0-82C7-C03433…)

a hubba dubba nonna wonna aWOOGAh

No. 1248041

File: 1656729130537.gif (694.59 KB, 245x245, DOKIDOKI.gif)

No. 1248044

File: 1656729321465.jpg (14.2 KB, 324x451, am_burb_must_scream.jpg)

time to sCREAM


No. 1248047


No. 1248052

kicks his balls
deletes your post

No. 1248053

File: 1656729920265.png (318.28 KB, 402x442, C6E23A0A-B511-445E-82A4-8A7D2F…)

bringin eikichy back

No. 1248055

File: 1656730021699.png (1.05 MB, 600x1920, 3CF0D804-CF44-495F-B754-E0339F…)

Gross. hes probably on steroids with nuts the size of raisins.

No. 1248056

File: 1656730085773.jpg (21.6 KB, 610x610, lee si young.jpg)

Seeing buff attractive Asian dudes has always been weird for me because their faces are usually a little effeminate and they have small disproportionate heads. It's one thing if they're just fit and have some muscles or if they're not feminine-looking, but the very buff ones are weird to me. Not that buff guys have to be super ugly and manly and look like they're on steroids, of course.

Anyway, I challenge him to a duel and throw out picrel.

No. 1248057

File: 1656730088331.jpeg (111.67 KB, 632x824, 13FD7015-DB7E-46FB-AE18-E5E783…)

If you deleted hers why can I still see it? checkmate nonnums

No. 1248059

File: 1656730139145.gif (1.63 MB, 400x300, music goes hard.gif)

i challenge him to a dance off

No. 1248076

File: 1656730581629.jpg (28.04 KB, 393x450, 5726424-halloween-image-of-an-…)

>buff attractive Asian dudes has always been weird for me because their faces are usually a little effeminate

good, hes not a bald joe rogan-esque veiny ever-expanding skull chimp/human hybridoid

No. 1248079

File: 1656730730050.jpg (60.1 KB, 1200x900, joe-rogan.jpg)

No. 1248082

>hes probably on steroids with nuts the size of raisins.
well let's find out? ( ° ʖ °)(( ° ʖ °))

No. 1248091

File: 1656731245459.jpeg (23 KB, 480x232, 8EA37F54-F183-4AAB-BF33-1422EB…)

Yessss ah-hehehe

No. 1248098

Omg I love buff asian men I would sexually assault him

No. 1248099

Jk I’m sorry it won’t let me delet

No. 1248104

based (in minecraft)

No. 1248107

File: 1656732287947.jpg (86.9 KB, 1200x675, American-Horror-Stories-Season…)

No. 1248111

File: 1656732400023.jpg (23.09 KB, 512x512, me.jpg)

hora de pelear

No. 1248112

POV of that moid encountering thirsty anons in a poorly lit area

No. 1248114

saved, thank you for this

No. 1248115

I like the feminine faces and masculine bods

No. 1248116

Tag ur self

No. 1248122

File: 1656733064318.jpeg (53.45 KB, 468x468, 09709EB5-244D-4494-BAE8-3E1015…)

one eye on the prize

No. 1248126

File: 1656733273713.jpg (41.61 KB, 500x501, rhea ripley.jpg)

Eh, to each their own. They don't have to look like Joe Rogan but I don't like when they look feminine either. I prefer buff woman over buff men any day anyway.
If any muscular ladies are reading this, pls hit me up I want to bite your abs. You can be on steroids and everything I don't care.

No. 1248128

File: 1656733385104.jpg (98.76 KB, 736x985, a76303ac1a207d532a0714ba3cbfa6…)

I can post both

No. 1248130

This is even somehow even fucking better

No. 1248131

File: 1656733483242.jpg (24.73 KB, 450x444, 11ad7fb8147ac96e5726019918a1f9…)

borra eso puta

No. 1248133

holy shoop batman

No. 1248134

Absolutely. Just take a break from eating it on Sunday. Start with book of Job first.

No. 1248135

Stupid, the Garden of Eden, Pandora's box, and Prometheus aren't real events they are just cautionary tales. Also see how the first two stories mentioned it's the woman's fault for unleashing evil, and Prometheus is an anti-hero anyway. Eden is seen as evidence of woman's seduction and Pandaora is seen as evidence of women just being untrustworthy. These are also stories written by men.
See that Prometheus, the male example, sacrifices himself for the sake of humans by introducing fire, and then being punished to getting his liver torn out everyday for the rest of time.

No. 1248137

You misunderstood, I wasn't saying they're real but that their message is timeless and true. Not the part blaming it on women but what I described myself as the overarching theme. If manifesto-chan were here she could get into something about men being unable to create in a pure way like women so their own creations (as compensation) inevitably lead to disaster

No. 1248141

Actually, the Garden of Eden, Pandora's Box and Prometheus are vastly different and your whole point sucks, I've decided. The Garden of Eden is a Christian creation story explaining natural sin. It puts most of the blame on women so it simultaneously teaches that women are manipulative seductresses and are punished by having to give birth and get periods.
Prometheus was a god himself, not a human, who gave humans fire and was punished by Zeus for stepping out of line and giving more power to mortals.
Pandora's Box also had nothing to do with seeking innovation, really. She was entrusted to not open a box and her curiosity brought along great plagues and disasters for mankind but also, if I recall directly, some positives as well. All of the pleasures but also pains of living.
I guess her curiosity bringing along great suffering is thematic and fits your point.

No. 1248142

The fuk are you guys talking about

No. 1248143

File: 1656734548580.gif (862.91 KB, 500x282, HomelyWideeyedArrowworm-max-1m…)

No. 1248144

File: 1656734601199.gif (235.51 KB, 220x180, BD44E1DA-3571-494A-9E3A-D619FD…)

Okay, cool. Way to show you're incapable of looking beyond your own idea of the originator's intent and seeing the big picture which applies to all humanity

No. 1248146

You really think god wrote those stories? Men wrote those stories, mythologies are crafted usually with moral lessons in mind. Garden of Eden's lesson is to not listen to women, Pandora's box is to not entrust a woman with a box, and Prometheus is not human but explains at what point mortals became more intelligent and how it came from the gods, even though the gods would've preferred the people to be unga bunga forever.
Your argument has been shredded, flayed, scalped. Logoff.

No. 1248147

File: 1656734818462.jpeg (14.57 KB, 236x169, 837EF4A1-F4B0-44FC-A0F4-DA7B07…)

don't worry about it

No. 1248149

Girl… The human psyche wrote those stories. Think a little deeper. There's common themes and practical meanings that come from our shared origins and experiences as human beings

No. 1248151

They were written by men in power they hardly represent the population, but they do represent what the leaders of the time wanted the population to feel. Also two out of three stories are by Greek mythological sources and one is from the Bible; an entire compendium of specific moral lessons for Christians. Likewise the Greek stories were moral lessons as well. I am not a Christian nor a Pantheist. Now please show me historical sources or a more broad range of sources, thanks xoxo

No. 1248153

I am with you queen

No. 1248154

File: 1656735165978.jpeg (43.84 KB, 680x589, D9774596-A70A-4F30-8862-2315DB…)

This is the retarded shitposting thread, so no. You're completely misunderstanding my point and literary/cultural analysis, but I guess that's on par with the thread which we really should get back in gear with

No. 1248159

You are only angry that your myths have been debunked. Cope, seethe, and meditate on what you have learned. Your literary and cultural analysis is shallow and superficial. Your table of contents would be lacking. Come to me with better literature, there's a lot better stories that fit your essay thesis like Arthur Miller's tragedies.

No. 1248164

File: 1656735661028.png (118.33 KB, 483x501, 371-3710253_image-plankton-spo…)


No. 1248177

File: 1656736934732.gif (1.47 MB, 220x391, 3.gif)

No. 1248182

Based and factual. Which is why we need a majority women (by like 70-80 percent population) over XY defects to make a peaceful world.

No. 1248183

I would stand for THIS pledge

No. 1248186

No. 1248187

>originator's intent
Holyshit, people still believe god is real. keeek. Please read some books that aren't 2,000 year old fairy tales written by men surrounded by sand.

No. 1248189

File: 1656737702677.jpeg (40.93 KB, 680x384, 01E88D3E-F6DF-4C9E-B1E6-F5C609…)

not what I meant

No. 1248192

The bible was created to make us beliedve thst men exist

No. 1248193




No. 1248212

File: 1656738480812.jpeg (666.91 KB, 2000x1117, ECB9EDDD-3C06-46B0-B78C-B2AA9C…)


No. 1248214

>the look of contempt on his face
The fact there is barely any official merch of him is so unfair…

No. 1248226

I want to make him wince in pain multiple times.

No. 1248230

File: 1656741028717.jpg (23.69 KB, 458x353, FD-IpnnWYBYyzhq.jpg)

They are all in my jar

No. 1248241


No. 1248242

wanna slap his chest like bongo drums bong bing bong bing bong

No. 1248243

I'm into him

No. 1248308

those dang trolls!

No. 1248315

In fact that's his facial expression after I bongoed him.

No. 1248324

A Dimitri fig is dropping sometime soon nonners, keep your eyes peeled. Edgelord just got hers

No. 1248345

I read this like three times and cannot decipher it’s meaning

No. 1248352

dimitri is the name of the character, fig is short for figure, edgelord is op and she just copped it. rest of you plebs keep an eye out for it so you can cop it too. ya dig?

No. 1248356

I think edgelord is the character Edelgard and I don't even play FE.

No. 1248366

ohh i see. i was pretty close though… i don't even know what FE is i'm just chairbouyant.

No. 1248393

File: 1656763541301.png (610.66 KB, 420x682, edelgord.PNG)

They hate to see a girl boss winning.
Pop-Up Parade too so they will be affordable. Dimitri and Felix are set to open pre-orders this month
Fire Emblem

No. 1248539

Hell yeah nona. I’m going to be checking everyday to get that Dimitri fig preorder. Although guessing by the design of the Edelgard one, it’ll be Dimitri pre timeskip, which is okay but…. a sexy post timeskip Dimitri figure would be a godsend.

No. 1248541

Who is best boy and why is it Dimitri?

No. 1248789

i could fix him. i could make him worse

No. 1249485

File: 1656843396603.jpg (365.56 KB, 877x912, 1378837229584_jpg.jpg)

post your ideal man, i'll go first

No. 1249492

File: 1656844089050.jpg (56.88 KB, 698x727, FQ_2ib2X0AAGLAe.jpg)

I think I'm gonna stop caring about how I look and straight up dress like that everyday

No. 1249494

Go for it, looks comfortable. My goal is to become a coordinated slob.

No. 1249519

File: 1656846190982.jpg (133.09 KB, 959x1280, squirreltism.jpg)

No. 1249545

>tfw I would also make OCs that had a million weapons or accessories and skills from pre-existing IPs

No. 1250070

He is so cute I want to hug him

No. 1250108

is this greasy ed shareen?

No. 1250386

This is pretty much how I dress since I work from home. Only with shorts instead of crusty pants.

No. 1250396

File: 1656915899666.jpg (85.13 KB, 762x600, 23a54b4e85e6cecba08ee149c9c04b…)

They got my heart, they got my soul
They know the stuff nobody knows
When we're posting in threads we’re cussing like sailors
Non-nonnies are staring and talking in whispers
“Hey, what’s with the strange breed?”

They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me

And if you’re standing on the ledge
I’ll pull ya down, put you to bed
And if you’re bleeding from the heart
I'll come around, and clean it up
When we’re at the party, we’re dancing on tables
Non-nonnies are staring like they got a peephole
“Hey, look at the strange breed”

They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me

A motley crew, a rodeo
A goddamn zoo, a circus show
But oh don’t you know how it goes
We are all talking each other home

They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me
They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me

No. 1250406

Did a big poo today and it looked exactly like a penis. Shaft, head and slit. The whole package

No. 1250415

File: 1656917819588.webm (1.96 MB, 576x1024, 1656848813458.webm)

men are so retarded

No. 1250418

He has a face only a mother could love.

No. 1250452

File: 1656923836635.gif (Spoiler Image, 220.29 KB, 640x959, monkey-bread-1597440025.gif)

That's epic nonnie, mine looked like this

No. 1250463

File: 1656926421219.jpg (63.55 KB, 650x433, 56768676.jpg)

He made it work

No. 1250499

hammerhead shark on the hunt

No. 1250501

File: 1656932179427.png (122.06 KB, 231x198, avatar.PNG)

No. 1250761

Please nonnies, I would love to have more of the yassified pictures. I find them very funny.

No. 1250763

File: 1656954436402.jpg (74.15 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)

forgot the image lol

No. 1250784

File: 1656955734979.jpeg (64.77 KB, 548x337, 3C61A1D3-158E-4FCC-9524-6EF8CF…)

No. 1250792

File: 1656955896694.jpg (197.93 KB, 1284x1262, 82211bbb38e5dd67541adda68f_333…)

it's all I have chief

No. 1250836

File: 1656957649866.jpg (140.18 KB, 500x454, 1613681743115-2.jpg)

Needs work but 10 guy feminized is my fav

No. 1250941

File: 1656961807421.png (833.88 KB, 940x940, 7E19C958-C913-49AA-95F8-CE206B…)

No. 1250944

File: 1656962182582.png (119.18 KB, 275x206, 20DA0F50-5040-4373-9721-76D8FE…)

I love this gif kek. Cats are fucking retarded.

No. 1250969

File: 1656964285325.jpg (165.04 KB, 1920x1080, FGh29cjVIAENHOU.jpg)

No. 1250990

File: 1656965798944.jpg (134.51 KB, 595x592, zuckerhoe.jpg)

No. 1250992

File: 1656965899784.jpg (115.7 KB, 595x574, 1578465212167.jpg)

No. 1250996

File: 1656966040395.png (484.24 KB, 690x460, ben-thotio.png)

No. 1250997

File: 1656966161896.jpg (70.83 KB, 400x480, 1599697766827.jpg)

No. 1250999

File: 1656966251424.jpeg (103.53 KB, 601x508, 653BD44D-61F8-4FAB-B4AB-52AED8…)

>name's frankie. nonbinary. pronouns they/them.

No. 1251001

File: 1656966289186.jpg (351.22 KB, 1242x1513, 1599700471912.jpg)

No. 1251121

File: 1656971182500.jpg (39.84 KB, 468x500, 65d0652b65f3b01e3e495998eca660…)

it's weird how no one seems to be talking abut this…

No. 1251129

File: 1656971459491.jpg (46.26 KB, 505x912, c9cd845f020b2088ecfd2fe951d552…)

finally someone posting about the real important stuff, thank you nonnie

No. 1251131

>mfw just pissed up Stacy the retriever’s favourite tree

No. 1251135

my cat's an adult and still looks like this #blessed

No. 1251154

File: 1656972805783.jpg (16.83 KB, 405x406, 33923066fd16aa46d5277cb1243782…)

they want to keep us quiet about this… someone has to say something, before they get me i-

No. 1251162

No. 1251164

File: 1656973062306.gif (690.05 KB, 400x289, a65d5fed2bde35abc97f2084b0adc7…)


No. 1251168

File: 1656973231277.jpg (61.18 KB, 736x649, f83a9145343469d3d5241bb866c1fb…)


No. 1251203

File: 1656974778057.png (297.85 KB, 556x658, 1655803473352.png)

nooooooo nonnie !

No. 1251215

When you accidentally type Danye instead of Dante (noninas please reply with an appropriate picture)

No. 1251223

File: 1656975683114.jpeg (125.2 KB, 640x501, 785AB5E2-4236-4B47-87B2-890BF8…)

this good?

No. 1251280

File: 1656978391760.jpg (94.7 KB, 600x706, de468e362105ce90a5cb5d58d3099f…)

No. 1251293

The Morrissey the less I wanna see

No. 1251314

Fucking Kek nona

No. 1251411

No. 1251420

>those ears
>that skull
that's not a dog

No. 1251423

File: 1656988887948.gif (4.82 MB, 435x498, 9F315DC3-6417-427C-91A1-2B42D0…)

my search for answers wound up…

No. 1251425

File: 1656989198609.jpeg (40.39 KB, 563x659, sq.jpeg)

No. 1251427

Him not wearing sunblock was the far more severe crime

No. 1251474

File: 1656996026461.webm (825.61 KB, 640x392, Miku.webm)

Honestly, it's a fucking crime that you can upload a decent sized webm with sound to this site and no one takes advantage of this


No. 1251569

I always forget about Dante Alighieri

No. 1251572

Wait who did you mean?

No. 1251576

I love leekspin it always makes me so happy why don't they make memes like this anymore

No. 1251579

File: 1657000994184.jpg (44.82 KB, 441x700, Dante-devil-may-cry-4-33575221…)

No. 1251621

File: 1657005963686.jpeg (234.26 KB, 1440x1800, 21900294-8D0B-4DF4-A708-C7678E…)

Me irl

No. 1251667

Stop it and love yourself

No. 1251675

it's because a lot of farmers are applefags kek

No. 1251694

File: 1657011221523.webm (1.44 MB, 460x818, azeo7Dj_460sv.webm)

Turn the fuken sound on

Will do m'nonnie

No. 1251735

Is he having a seizure..?

No. 1251742

This is how you look when you get MATI

No. 1251884

File: 1657030978544.jpg (201.77 KB, 1080x1440, 1657030762534.jpg)

Kitten stew kitten stew it's my favorite thing to do

No. 1251900

File: 1657031538801.jpg (62.49 KB, 1200x675, wsdft4x.jpg)

Get him the FUCK out of there nonnie

No. 1251987

File: 1657036581439.jpg (345.27 KB, 600x540, notmyanimal_278182467_39185657…)

No. 1251989

Now that's a properly stewed cat.

No. 1251997

Why was Oberyn Martell crying in this photo

No. 1252016

File: 1657039196312.jpg (50.95 KB, 730x582, 1656729311730.jpg)

Release her

No. 1252038

File: 1657040242093.png (349.35 KB, 657x680, Screenshot (176).png)

No. 1252624

File: 1657087535491.gif (951.24 KB, 400x225, tumblr_miikacpbQn1qk32f3o1_400…)

dun dun dun dun

No. 1252634

File: 1657088964337.jpg (29.77 KB, 460x613, a9YrQM0_460s.jpg)

shtinky shmelly

No. 1252635

It's the "it's the ___ for me" for me.

No. 1252638

Very cute selfie anon

No. 1252673

Unalive yourself

No. 1252730

File: 1657098216646.jpg (85.79 KB, 1034x572, WEEDSMOKINGGFS.jpg)


No. 1252733

How humble. I want ALL THE FUCKING WEED

No. 1252746

borzois are the current corgis of the 2000s

No. 1252777

File: 1657104964087.png (701.32 KB, 760x1063, 7D57FFEF-FA69-4E83-94AD-5B960F…)

No. 1252782

File: 1657105316592.jpg (296.88 KB, 1000x1000, 82041303_p0_master1200.jpg)

true, but just like I love corgis, I also love borzois

No. 1252805


No. 1252807

isn't it just the file name format for pixiv images?

No. 1252870

It means you're saving the sample image not the original full sized image. Click on the picture to save the original.

No. 1252872

File: 1657114993643.jpg (61.16 KB, 500x516, 8a663813b6f0064cdb68c4a844cf36…)

All I want is to be with a group of drunk or stoned weebs to talk shit about bad anime or play old games with bad voice acting. Especially now that I no longer worry about being lame or cringe. I miss being immature with some spare time and nothing to worry about.

No. 1252881

I do too just came to me

No. 1252882

me too fuck; doing it alone is fun too

No. 1252913

File: 1657120374367.gif (6.76 MB, 640x360, pedro-pascal-mandalorian.gif)

I believe it was the actor's demo reel for something

No. 1252922

I don't get it. It was supposed to be all "oh look how quickly he can change from laughing to crying what a great actor" but it doesn't look like he was laughing or crying he's just ugly and dumb and can't act.

No. 1252957

He looks really annoying here. I'm glad they actually removed his eyes irl in that one game of thrones scene.

No. 1253004

I mean there's no sound in this gif

No. 1253015

This makes me feel so nostalgic

No. 1253019

And this.

No. 1253021

I’m on a rampage

No. 1253033


No. 1253079

I’m gonna betch slap ya shetbag

No. 1253080

>removed his eyes irl

No. 1253105

memories of singing this with my school friends at lunchtime lol

No. 1253160

If you watch this gif closely you won't be able to find a hint of eyeball. Also, I think that gif is a good answer to the kpop dogboy gif

No. 1253462

File: 1657158302303.jpg (96.07 KB, 1078x1922, 1657131861820.jpg)

No. 1253476

File: 1657160400247.jpg (48.64 KB, 720x522, 1388d125c714178b11a094aff1ba25…)

No. 1253482

lol this is so adorable

No. 1253483

up doc

No. 1253523

File: 1657169629559.jpg (28.53 KB, 564x555, 85d00e2101a88a5df468e0494eb3f8…)

>blocks your path

No. 1253534

File: 1657170531934.jpg (97.97 KB, 1280x720, 169629559.jpg)

Imperial forced defined, facing 1 kitty samurai

No. 1253541

File: 1657171911896.png (177.82 KB, 495x428, lookie.png)

Check this out.

No. 1253542

That laser is so strong it can reach the moon!

No. 1253910

you ever
you ever just
you ever


No. 1254131

Yes i am an sjw
sunni jihad warrior

No. 1254156

File: 1657226382372.jpeg (63.73 KB, 551x640, 06A3257C-1E38-4C2A-B33D-A5DB77…)

Dibs on the chin

No. 1254157

nose is mine sucka

No. 1254199

File: 1657227780312.png (42.06 KB, 600x585, 8b6b9bcd4f70827fb74eaca50d0cf5…)

>can "date" 3DPG easily but prefer husbando
>moids shoot themselves/others because women ignore them
i would seethe too if i was a cheap currency moid tbh

No. 1254223

I want to devour his eyes

No. 1254336

File: 1657237928728.jpg (145 KB, 1125x1394, xJFbBoq.jpg)

No. 1254466

File: 1657251638113.jpg (32.75 KB, 500x375, 64e65a97b6a79c0599bb08d13800b8…)

>me, a navel gazer

No. 1254545

They made him so hot in Source 2

No. 1254546

One direction faggot wishes he was this cute

No. 1254563

File: 1657263553261.png (Spoiler Image, 78.48 KB, 118x364, ummm.png)

He had a cute bum before he hit the wall.

No. 1254579

Is this why he was the designated Larry bottom

No. 1254597

File: 1657266354878.gif (Spoiler Image, 606.65 KB, 500x281, close up.gif)

No. 1254771

He literally looks just like Onision.

No. 1254933

File: 1657290961296.jpg (504.98 KB, 1080x928, Screenshot_20220703-070402_Gal…)

No. 1254934

File: 1657290987088.jpg (77.17 KB, 500x490, MzB-BC5c96kAvSV1OSM60KE7qzZYtX…)

No. 1254936

File: 1657291023224.jpeg (23.42 KB, 275x273, 1655172582531.jpeg)

No. 1254938

File: 1657291078598.gif (1.22 MB, 275x275, 1634880398101.gif)

No. 1254939

File: 1657291113407.jpg (245.11 KB, 1080x1029, 20220520_221350.jpg)

No. 1254942

File: 1657291159339.jpg (17.1 KB, 275x251, 1653158973744.jpg)

No. 1254944

File: 1657291197456.jpg (184.94 KB, 1080x1047, 20220520_222023.jpg)

No. 1254945

File: 1657291250742.jpg (40.75 KB, 275x272, 1648637467017.jpg)

No. 1254947

File: 1657291274813.jpeg (18.78 KB, 275x206, 1656888661440.jpeg)

No. 1254948

File: 1657291363953.png (512.32 KB, 540x722, D3A44129-EBCF-4542-ACCB-AA7D9E…)


No. 1254954

File: 1657291662139.jpg (132.81 KB, 800x776, 1652126203341.jpg)

No. 1254956

File: 1657291819611.jpg (37.77 KB, 1024x566, g.jpg)

hey there, girlie

No. 1255186

File: 1657306051613.jpeg (80.71 KB, 1088x698, E470081C-9084-4DC0-B016-AA7551…)

No. 1255631

File: 1657333443088.png (22.11 KB, 500x375, 430E7A15-8CB0-4034-90EC-BA23A2…)

le me le reading le depraved problematic fanfiques of my depraved problematic husbandeau

No. 1255657

File: 1657337920024.png (153.39 KB, 903x583, ED8E3AC1-C080-4774-8CA9-7ADDA9…)

Wooo weee that’s a whole lot twinkies

No. 1255672

why did this make me cackle

No. 1255673

File: 1657339713323.jpg (234.56 KB, 1200x850, DHWfw4-VYAA4W7X.jpg)

No. 1255780

File: 1657352195633.png (2 MB, 867x1091, 8F2A2301-3E49-41FD-8782-4D5FC1…)

Fakeboi moment

No. 1255825

File: 1657360306935.png (2.04 MB, 1675x944, chimimo.png)

I want to skewer and bbq these hornpuffs

No. 1255827

What is this from

No. 1255828

nta but Shiori Experience.

No. 1255868

File: 1657368277265.jpg (40.38 KB, 1200x900, rexfeatures_1423212a.jpg)

you think you're better than me just because you have a shorter reaction time bitch? you think you and your bitch friends can just come and bzzzzzz around me when I'm ill and weak and I'm still trying to enjoy my soup despite the fact it doesn't have a taste? you think you can mock me by vomiting on my food because you know I will most likely puke after I eat? are you one of those bitches who enjoy poop and vomit jokes? haha I put my vomit in your vomit so funny bzzzzz. Fuck you cunt

No. 1256162

File: 1657387016645.jpeg (71.48 KB, 886x156, 20358F66-5B49-45EC-ACD0-8B77D4…)

Trannies did 9/11 and Abe

No. 1256184

I often feel like I'm making sweet love with the Universe and every single one of you in it, in a still discovering ourselves breath-taking and heart-pounding way

No. 1256348

Hahahaha you stupid bitch little do you know in four years you are OVER

No. 1256455

love you too nonna. good energy

No. 1256480

File: 1657405099403.gif (972.49 KB, 720x402, 76919600d00d19a31a546381b387e3…)

No. 1256601

I did not consent.

No. 1256909

File: 1657426228892.jpeg (14.85 KB, 217x232, download (16).jpeg)

Edgy 4 Lyfe

No. 1256912

No. 1256916

Based. I love being edgy, I think more women should be edgy.

No. 1256979

File: 1657431133754.png (12.58 KB, 986x43, 291363403_2825302531097815_307…)

No. 1257048

File: 1657441392869.gif (718.79 KB, 500x384, spoopy.gif)


No. 1257050

No. 1257062

Woop woop!

No. 1257309

File: 1657462777164.jpg (32.95 KB, 564x627, 1.jpg)


No. 1257379

File: 1657465937339.png (941.04 KB, 753x3408, 50b172dc-29cd-415b-9530-6c8c36…)

oh my god

No. 1257389

>this is just standard DILF
These people are on another level.

No. 1257451

File: 1657469546083.png (191.02 KB, 340x435, son.png)

His son

No. 1257486

>standard dilf
>it's a fucking demon
I know right, man I wonder what it's like to be a janny on a wiki like that

No. 1257825

asian medic could get it

No. 1257834

File: 1657485520766.png (403.53 KB, 600x601, westvseast.png)

I'm more into western medicine myself

No. 1257874

File: 1657487996900.jpg (545.88 KB, 500x1333, pink pills.jpg)

time to take my meds

No. 1258044

File: 1657503770872.jpg (124.65 KB, 736x981, a5346d15b17f0d6af8fe29121c0da9…)

>blocks your skyline photo

No. 1258051

>pushes you over the edge
e z pee zee

No. 1258055

his cancer left him no choice but to relieve his urges with this doll

No. 1258056

File: 1657504523723.jpg (198.78 KB, 1280x720, 27007093_web1_211029-UWN-hotel…)

ee zed pee zed

No. 1258066

File: 1657505296192.jpg (854.34 KB, 1080x1459, Screenshot_20220710-210658_Fac…)

>grabs you as he falls
>you fall together through a satanic wormhole
>now you're both in hell

No. 1258164

File: 1657514812148.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 887766543223566789098775432124…)

>burn his peepee

No. 1258498

at 0:18 me when I open my HER app

No. 1258707

My dog is an asshole trespasser. When I walk him, he pulls to go down the driveway of apartment buildings on our street so he can poop even though there are perfectly good lawns in front of almost every building. But no, he needs to poop behind the buildings. Asshole. But I love him.

No. 1258958

File: 1657573876058.jpg (210.3 KB, 720x888, 612ead9eed4610692daa502fac03e2…)

What kind of credentials does your cat have

No. 1258967

He's an Inspector. Of everything.

No. 1258970

a passport and a vaxx card, she is a lady after all

No. 1259081

he's a brooklyn street cat. he's seen shit

No. 1259102

Ahem …


No. 1259235

killed a scorpion in her first week of desert living and was not injured

No. 1260706

File: 1657673283483.png (542.16 KB, 1065x536, How.png)

Okay someone explain this trick to me.

No. 1260709

I've done it 15 times it feels like and everytime it removes the exact card i was looking at. My camera to my laptop has been covered with tap for years and turned off.

No. 1260715

none of the cards are the same.

No. 1260722

File: 1657674011033.jpg (362.31 KB, 1080x1080, suitz.jpg)

all the cards have been changed and not just yours. the suits aren't the same i you look closely

No. 1260723

File: 1657674025649.gif (142.35 KB, 220x124, flavoroflove-flavorflav.gif)


No. 1260728

File: 1657674217145.gif (3.6 MB, 435x250, PleaseNonniesImustknowthesecre…)

Somebody explain the, "Is this your card?" trick to me as well. Because damn.

No. 1260754

more card different than similar difference before and after than just yours

No. 1260756

File: 1657677117555.jpeg (58.4 KB, 700x706, 3329.jpeg)

No. 1260760

File: 1657677493266.jpeg (471.03 KB, 1080x1080, D553A785-74D9-43EC-9A56-B15C51…)

for visual learner

No. 1260794

the first and second card lineups are completely different. they switch the suits around.
the second lineup will be the same value cards but with diferent suits.
there are no two same cards from one screen to the next.
the card you picked won't be there because none of the cards you could have picked will be.

No. 1260864

I'm too lazy to look it up in the threads but is this the location of Shay's mountain shoot? If so kek

No. 1260868

They put a card on the bottom of the deck and know what card is on the bottom before they put it there. They then look for the card they knew was on the bottom and the card next to it is “your card”

No. 1260897

Sorry i meant top but I hope the message was still conveyed. It’s like the only trick I know

No. 1260907

They make you think of spades and assume you'll choose the only spade, which they remove. But even if you don't choose the spade, they shuffle the suits of the other cards, so if you look for your own card, you won't see it.

No. 1260976

No. 1260977

Grab his boob
Put in mouth and sucle

No. 1261032

Pops the boob with my strong ass teeth and go in for the kill

No. 1261039

File: 1657701952200.gif (556 KB, 400x305, 12345678910111213.gif)

blood and sweat and tears and shit and piss on the dance floor

No. 1261503

File: 1657729428922.png (369.47 KB, 1200x2486, 993C0087-83A3-4108-B74C-345F8F…)

What on earth is a set in this context?

No. 1261513

File: 1657730208765.jpg (61.44 KB, 1300x1078, young-american-alligator-rose-…)

Wrah wraah wrah rah rah wrah wrah onanana.. want ur bad romance..

No. 1262151

File: 1657758566403.jpg (56.31 KB, 606x618, media-1.bin.jpg)


No. 1262186

This is loser behaviour,

No. 1262196

please tell me what set means I've been waiting over a week

No. 1262200

maybe she has a musician bf?

No. 1262208

it means a setlist, like, a set of songs that her boyfriend, who is a musician, plays. so essentially you call a show a "set".

No. 1262213

File: 1657765786146.jpeg (83.2 KB, 900x713, fb80b5a5-9fb9-494c-925b-acabd1…)

Play food cube quiz with me nonnies?

No. 1262215

Ill play, we should all add text over what we know like a huge collab

No. 1262216

top left: meat ʕु••ʔु
is that how you play?

No. 1262220

File: 1657766465785.jpeg (110.99 KB, 900x713, fb80b5a5-9fb9-494c-925b-acabd1…)

No. 1262224

File: 1657766707921.png (159.61 KB, 1207x438, loll.png)

Saw this comment on a movie and laffed

No. 1262241

I am an autist and I am picky. But I would eat ANYTHING in cube format. This is very pleasing and should be done more. Lazer cutting cube devices should be available to the average consumer.

No. 1262247

File: 1657770044825.png (1.2 MB, 899x711, cube.png)

Is there a limit on how many we can do? I didn't wanna do too many but here's my contribution

No. 1262251

I think your banana is star fruit and the banana is way right next to the tomato

No. 1262262

No. 1262268

Oh that wasn't actually my guesses, not that anon. I wasn't sure if we should reply to OP picture or to each other

No. 1262278

Can't. I already know what all of these are. (am chef) But I will try to project all the answers into your minds.

No. 1262279

75%, I couldn't think of other names of fish. And couldn't think of orange foods that weren't sweet potatoes.

No. 1262292

78% (with a friend) we forgot a decent amount of basic vegetables lol

No. 1262299

File: 1657779750923.jpg (745.37 KB, 1080x2163, Screenshot_20220713-232123_Chr…)


No. 1262305

Bok choy?

No. 1262308

Looks like heart part of romaine. I throw the yellow shit like that away

No. 1262314

File: 1657782278888.png (220.18 KB, 500x305, s-l500.png)

napa cabbage

No. 1262350

File: 1657787747591.jpeg (11.98 KB, 299x168, images (6).jpeg)

Honey slime best slime

No. 1262351

File: 1657787853065.gif (941.32 KB, 303x303, tumblr_ae19b62f67d21ccd8b5899e…)

Better than Elden Ring

No. 1262355

File: 1657788884448.jpg (62 KB, 750x410, endives.jpg)

It's an endive

No. 1262361

File: 1657789958930.png (1.93 MB, 1061x812, Photoshop_02GeSHseVU.png)

more of a challenge than I thought, but it was entertaining

No. 1262374


No. 1262437

File: 1657804688093.gif (245.81 KB, 411x498, conga-tf2.gif)

No. 1262439

Tf2 posters stop being horny pls

No. 1262441

File: 1657804978583.gif (147.41 KB, 57x70, 1633306431867.gif)

never. tf2 is pure sex

No. 1262485

File: 1657811306679.jpg (38.14 KB, 760x1050, sniper.jpg)

No. 1262486

This is so ugly my dude, have some self respect

No. 1262493

File: 1657812217741.jpg (53.86 KB, 448x430, Gator.jpg)

No. 1262498

>she doesn't know

No. 1262502

NTA but post husbando

No. 1262509

Not everyone is mentally ill like you

No. 1262510

>t. has an ugly husbando

No. 1262584

File: 1657817396623.jpeg (108.38 KB, 600x600, 91E20B98-373D-4AD9-B1E6-2C7E46…)

oddly specific meme then

No. 1262591

men are so embarrassing

No. 1262598

Why are you so obsessed with a male, embarrassing

No. 1262624

File: 1657820896834.jpeg (18.92 KB, 480x306, 5A527614-D9C7-42E8-BBB5-E23A3A…)

This is the retard shitposting thread not the retarded opinions thread sweaty

No. 1262630

Imagine having an ugly husbando. 2D Danofags but less respectable.

No. 1262657

nonna that is the realest shit I've ever seen on here

No. 1262702

No husbandos can top chris redfield

No. 1262795

“Rock melon” hahahahaha god why is that so funny to me

No. 1263087

File: 1657853864516.gif (6.1 MB, 320x568, A51D659C-CAC4-42F5-9E94-AAE228…)

yellow fever hours have begin

No. 1263090

his moobs are like jello. i don't like it tbh

No. 1263092

File: 1657854502038.png (241.48 KB, 345x349, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)

Nonni no…. You can't mean…

No. 1263093

File: 1657854583109.jpg (51.26 KB, 392x581, de698f419abaf25a31e37d900bc2e9…)

>blocks your swamp path

No. 1263096

File: 1657854765737.gif (279.98 KB, 75x100, 1647398165032.gif)

Men are built for labor and service

No. 1263100

File: 1657855157594.jpg (117.38 KB, 1300x958, 1635729609684.jpg)

Post one with an actually good chest, then we'll talk.

No. 1263101

File: 1657855180892.gif (1006.41 KB, 275x275, 1657059971101.gif)

No. 1263109

File: 1657856468173.png (201.75 KB, 1474x2100, n16.png)

No. 1263110

I could knock both of them over if they aren't looking.

No. 1263112

Behold, a sentient bowling ball posting on lolcor.

No. 1263113

Liz stop browsing LC you've had enough

No. 1263114

File: 1657856844997.jpeg (16.42 KB, 168x200, 92A84749-67FF-4284-8125-AECFF6…)

No. 1263183

Ewww is this from that gross serial killer pedo manga

No. 1263330

File: 1657884796467.png (567.22 KB, 1164x718, Screen_Shot_2021_08_26_at_1.09…)

She should buy these

No. 1263333


No. 1263341

cute thanks for the valuable contribution

No. 1263531

File: 1657899397174.jpg (42.07 KB, 377x538, d6f4ce260b5ffd675dff069dbd34b3…)

It's time to post BBBs.

No. 1263542

File: 1657900170939.jpeg (81.11 KB, 900x612, A020BEFE-7EAC-4C3A-8E93-B29AA5…)

Big beautiful birds? This one is pretending to be a rabbit.

No. 1263620

File: 1657904286415.jpg (484.17 KB, 1005x1005, one bug please.jpg)

No. 1263672

wh…….who? i need his insta/twt rn i NEED HIM

No. 1263752

File: 1657910257087.jpeg (84.72 KB, 650x450, EB7EF3BD-AB9C-4B3B-99E3-16D403…)

My favorite bird

No. 1263861

File: 1657917190668.jpg (445.08 KB, 2930x1953, 190414090035-01-cassowary.jpg)


No. 1263884

File: 1657918165337.jpg (68.74 KB, 640x471, kiwis.jpg)


No. 1263890

File: 1657918400068.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.97 KB, 682x1024, 07BOOBIESJP2-jumbo-v3.jpg)

Spoilered for booby

No. 1263900


No. 1263928


No. 1263930

File: 1657920259183.jpg (68.67 KB, 1024x512, Marabou stork.jpg)

Ith it my clothup thweetheart?

No. 1263934

kek nonny

No. 1263936

File: 1657920841890.jpg (80.73 KB, 426x640, DXSlLbeXUAAEuQr.jpg)

>is marabou stork meat poisonous? It isn't poisonous, but it's a definite health hazard. Since marabou storks will dine on trash, scraps, carcasses, and even feces, their meat can be dangerous to consume
Literal trash bird

No. 1263946

File: 1657921559548.jpg (465.92 KB, 1500x1500, welcome home.jpg)


No. 1263948

t. has an ugly 3D "nigel"

No. 1263951

This bird shows up to your toilet eating your shit wyd?

No. 1263954

idk what tf2 is but you want to fuck an ugly 2d moid that looks like a moai statue and a fridge combined. he literally looks like fucking lurch from the luna thread
>t. wants to fuck lurch but it's okay because h-h-h-he's 2d achsually

No. 1263955

feed him

No. 1263960

That's the one with pretty eyelashes and a glamorous aura.

No. 1263962

File: 1657922505321.jpg (78.37 KB, 1066x209, Screenshot_20220715-170041_Fir…)

Which goddess do we praise for this

No. 1263964

>she wouldn't fuck a moai statue

No. 1263965

>gender is unknown

No. 1263969

File: 1657923059816.jpeg (77.57 KB, 828x306, 46F758FA-CA73-4F18-AFDE-076BCA…)

No. 1263971

girl he's 3D put your glasses on

No. 1263973

What song is this?

No. 1263974

This is banner material kek.

No. 1263985

This one

No. 1263987

it's directing youtubers to lolcow, more like bannable material

No. 1263991

It's not a real comment but an edit. the original one said women

No. 1263994

File: 1657924167393.jpeg (19.03 KB, 275x244, 1639532637148.jpeg)

Oh, okay.

No. 1263995

who is she talking to

No. 1264003

File: 1657924516175.jpg (25.8 KB, 509x425, bunphone.jpg)

No. 1264006

Did you guys discover the internet last week or something

No. 1264015

File: 1657925444007.jpeg (47.43 KB, 445x528, 08BEA6C3-7641-4067-9870-71303A…)

Streets saying Ricky Martin is a pedophile wtf

No. 1264019

gay man being a pedophile?
wouldn't shock me

No. 1264028

she needs to get her nails done and get a less dookie color too

No. 1264032

>be gay Chad
>can fuck literally any faggot you want
>choose your own nephew (who isn't even good looking)
Male moment

No. 1264033

This one looks like it'd fit the name Doris

No. 1264087

File: 1657930108276.jpg (75.19 KB, 736x835, 572d9059329ecf243973f2e7833e8d…)

>approaches you

No. 1264098

File: 1657930792283.jpg (42.29 KB, 502x450, cowmascotcomputer.jpg)

>Takes one glance at the monstrosity
>Turn back to the computer to reach the authorities
>Hopefully you won't die

No. 1264165

>be me
>came out as a terf early 2020
>second lockdown in 2020, bored as shit
>spend 15hours on my phone during the lockdown
>looking at expensive items that my parents wont let me buy
>plans to get money to buy it by myself, larping as a troon because im tired to see them e-begging online everyday
>set up a fake twitter account, join edtwt because its popular
>bio is « transgirl, she/they, lesbian, sanrio fan, edtwt only! »
> tweet random ed stuff just to gain followers
>mental health drained because to interract with troons, but i have to continue
>copy all my followings writing manners, expressions, layout, pfp, to be well integrated
>successful integration, 300 followers and already joined a lot of group chats
>tweet same boring ed stuffs for 2 months
>meanwhile, im setting up a fake GFM campaign with 5k goal
>start to tweeting worrying shit like « ugh i feel so suicidal n dysphoric:(» ; « ugh i hate being beaten by my dad bc im feminine ;(»
>followers are sending me kind messages and worrying about me kek
>day has come, post gfm link with « my parents found out im trans, im so scared i have to pack my stuff and have to quit my house asap, please help me i need to rent an appartement soon, my country dont recognize trans people so i am completely alone this is urgent»
> tweet gets 700rts in a hour and a bunch of troon are tweeting to send funds to me
>goes to sleep
>wakes up in the middle of the night
>random user sent me 500$ on my gfm
>told me thru DMs that gfm takes some fees so its better to move to paypal
>sent 5000$ on paypal in 48hours, fully believes my story
>deactivated my edtwt acc as soon as i had my cash
>bought everything ive wanted, life is good
>to this day my friends ask me how i got this money, i often lie and say it was a sugar daddy kek

No. 1264169


No. 1264173

Thanks, i plan to do it again but im feeling lazy, i hope my next gfm campaign wont flop

No. 1264177

That happened

No. 1264201

pounds fists on table
Rat cube!
Rat cube!

No. 1264214

File: 1657940392377.gif (33.4 KB, 480x430, madcowuk.gif)

In an alternate universe, we held townhalls on habbo hotel.

No. 1264220

i wish we could actually do this

No. 1264221

Can we….

No. 1264226

idk, is habbo even still around? and then we need someone to organize things and set up a time and date

No. 1264248

I don't even think we'll ever have a townhall again..

Yes it's around, but they changed the layout so much and added a bunch of incomprehensible game-like features that it feels like a completely different thing. However, retro hotels/fake copies with the old layout still exist as far as I know. We could even create one of our own kek.

No. 1264254

Badomk doink

No. 1264256

We should all do this and by the time we’re found out, people will stop donating to trannies anyway. Win/win

No. 1264309

If this happened I would 10000% be there

No. 1264348

I have done ecstasy weed and ketamine today.

No. 1264361

God I wish that were me

No. 1264370

You think that till you try to sleep/pee,!!!

No. 1264391

ай мейд пупи ин май пенц

No. 1264406

occasion of for fun nona

No. 1264409

ай мейд яки дуди ин май бед

No. 1264411

ай скуйзд аут биг скуиши дуки

No. 1264418

Yo yo yo I was at a rave and peeps were sharing stuff.

No. 1264773

File: 1657989144913.png (507.18 KB, 720x960, 70C0B06A-99FF-4FBB-A168-E65F52…)

No. 1265367

Sometimes when a shit takes too long I just wanna scoop it out with my hand and be done with it for fucks sake

No. 1265521

i actually want to eat dog food not out of a dog bowl maybe just a piece or two not for anything weird im just so curious about how it tastes and what the texture and mouthfeel is like hmmmm

No. 1265544

try dry cat food first, then dog food. i prefer cat food.

No. 1265624

What the fuck

No. 1265745

File: 1658069868284.jpg (Spoiler Image, 10.6 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

I've been a bad, bad girl

No. 1265747

Have eaten dog food before. I don't know if it was just the brand, but it tasted like shit.

No. 1265753

why did you eat dog food?

No. 1265898

I was high at the time and my friend tried it with me kek

No. 1265912

like wet dog food or like the "human ingredients" dog treats made of carob and peanut butter that are like ornate cookies and stuff?

No. 1266305

File: 1658104049948.jpeg (1.8 MB, 1242x1480, 74DF2248-6A79-4058-92FB-1BD323…)

No. 1266306

File: 1658104101518.jpeg (11.5 KB, 250x138, AC3D3538-2B18-4CC0-A6F5-131331…)

No. 1266312

Me on the left

No. 1266320


No. 1266330

the top right is the one Doja Cat wants to risk it all for, right?

No. 1266336

Doja cat seems like the type to fuck any thing

No. 1266337

File: 1658107967056.png (860.61 KB, 491x667, doja.PNG)

i mean she did date this dude…

at least he wasn't a /pol/tard as far as i could tell though

No. 1266345

File: 1658108718865.jpg (129.03 KB, 720x881, 1640953456173.jpg)


No. 1266350

He looks like a discord mod

No. 1266362

File: 1658110022597.jpg (36.6 KB, 393x592, cartblivion.jpg)

hit the cartblivion today

No. 1266364

Does it have vitamin e oil and fentanyl in it, moved to a legal state and cant find the shit that makes me wake up in a pool of vomit anymore, i dont want to get high i want to be poisoned and suffer like i deserve

No. 1266378

Are you ok nonnie that's a fake vape cart

No. 1266394

I think you are looking for something a little stronger than a cart

No. 1266406

It is real 2 me and i want popcorn lung

No. 1266708

File: 1658143542998.jpg (Spoiler Image, 116.7 KB, 856x1024, 1584534939187.jpg)

I read the hair thread on /g/ now I think I'm going bald

No. 1266727

what the fuck is going on with tht dude omg.

No. 1266767

NTA but looks like he tried to fix his hair line with some hair shit and got an allergic reaction that led to fluid retention tbh.

No. 1266784

File: 1658151853990.jpeg (31.35 KB, 554x554, images (9).jpeg)

Could be because I don't have my glasses on, but he kinda looks like one of those 'bad video game graphics' character (like ps1 hagrid) in the bottom right pic.

No. 1266801

File: 1658154427268.jpg (57.45 KB, 749x690, tumblr_dc7880ed384cda462b80a32…)

No. 1267163

File: 1658165574656.gif (3.18 MB, 498x280, 578996346799542113456789909876…)


No. 1267174

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1267182

File: 1658166010696.jpg (37.4 KB, 720x720, church_surprise.jpg)

nonnie, you have no idea how happy I am to see that someone is using my Elsie meme in the wild, love ya!

No. 1267655

File: 1658187382981.jpg (53.66 KB, 594x647, BVNxl5DCYAArlTg.jpg)

No. 1267661

File: 1658187718309.png (130.11 KB, 414x561, 1580521166903.png)

Is this yours? You're so cool!

No. 1267662

Can't believe this song is about him…

No. 1267681

No. 1267786

File: 1658196514667.gif (892.13 KB, 300x300, thinking emoji except its in a…)

No. 1267842


No. 1268518

File: 1658257509149.png (891.8 KB, 892x1350, 48feb596706269a89b7e0abdf65a3b…)

>everything i don't like is satanic!1!!
tinfoil-chans are so silly. you're supposed to fuck the demon.

No. 1268562

exactly what a demon would say… (also a human drew that sexy demon, it's not an ai abomination)

No. 1268583

File: 1658260178640.png (1.37 MB, 1000x1407, 1655624311954.png)

I'd fuck ai monsters too tbh

No. 1268931

I gained weight and I'm chubby in all the right places hehe

No. 1268987

Did you just say you want yacky doodle in your bed

No. 1269022

File: 1658283329304.jpg (270.52 KB, 804x746, s87147yqla861.jpg)

I unironically want this. Mostly for the phone holster bit

No. 1269026

how I’m trynna be

No. 1269030

File: 1658283837779.jpg (9.92 KB, 297x304, 021bd15c070a2cde5331d6ef2c9cdb…)

How long do you pee pee and poo poo that you'd need to holster your phone onto the seat?

No. 1269048

This is absolutely disgusting

No. 1269072

I live with people who spray sharticles onto the back of the seat. This is a no go.

No. 1269149

File: 1658295896478.jpeg (232.82 KB, 684x915, A9108BAD-8026-4BE2-9529-37EE64…)


No. 1269152

My vagina taste like bitter tomato

No. 1269153

File: 1658296569735.jpeg (42.14 KB, 640x640, proxy-image (10).jpeg)

hey lana

No. 1269154

My eyes are wide like cherry pies

No. 1269159


No. 1269167

File: 1658297412354.png (12.54 KB, 1295x87, coochie swag umami pussy forev…)

No. 1269175

i forgot the thread but it's from november of last year

No. 1269180

WAIT it's vent thread #96

No. 1269197

haha hell yeah, someone else saved that post. i forgot to write ‘forever’, smh

No. 1269371

This post is very powerful, inshallah we will all be umami coochie swag ballstompers forever

No. 1269501

Oh no I'm not the artist, just the one who made the edit kek, it's my absolute favorite Elsie fanart though she is so cute on it

No. 1270023

File: 1658343250110.gif (693.26 KB, 200x200, 815f367c43e888f5d342b4a254ae8d…)

We like to party
We like
We like to party

No. 1270030

You're still cool

No. 1270101

File: 1658345027854.png (742.03 KB, 726x730, ah.PNG)


No. 1270116

No. 1270125

I'm bored as hell who wanna be my friend

No. 1270282

No. 1270290

hmu rn

No. 1270311

No. 1270351

degenerates never regret

like, am i cringe? sure. am i gonna remember it in like 6 months? nope. also, i'm having a good time.

No. 1270416


No. 1270432

File: 1658361565671.jpeg (32.01 KB, 500x500, A654G457D78S909.jpeg)

now watch me whip

No. 1270443

File: 1658362180689.jpeg (6.47 KB, 100x100, 066B0F36-687B-412B-8662-06FD55…)

Guys halp I am getting so smol

No. 1270445

File: 1658362221413.jpeg (3.29 KB, 50x50, 5C9CEC04-CED6-4FE3-90AA-977E3A…)

No. 1270446

File: 1658362259654.jpeg (2.48 KB, 30x32, 4685040B-86E2-4D70-A87E-C43975…)

No. 1270453

File: 1658362461359.jpeg (2.23 KB, 21x19, 0A66E723-6075-45BF-A1CF-FBA22F…)

No. 1270457

File: 1658362585640.jpeg (1.95 KB, 7x5, 060B3B84-F834-436E-9472-F17CD0…)

No. 1270462

File: 1658362705086.jpeg (1.91 KB, 2x2, 08E6F180-038A-4CB4-8AF7-BF692B…)

No. 1270472

No. 1270513


No. 1270641

Got that cauliflower pussy

No. 1270835

File: 1658384450857.jpg (22.26 KB, 680x420, NO.jpg)

No. 1270839

File: 1658384831305.png (724.82 KB, 768x1204, beam me up doggy.png)

No. 1270843

Nooo take me with you, please!!

No. 1270845

You saying it crunchy?

No. 1270850

tiny tiny balls

No. 1271305

File: 1658421400731.png (352.4 KB, 848x646, Catmemetierlist.png)

No. 1271324

File: 1658422578745.jpeg (34.7 KB, 800x445, 4D715B5A-6705-44DD-AD25-F48613…)

watch me neigh neigh

No. 1271331

thank god the injured cat one is not here

No. 1271334

I hate hate hate that puke cat meme, the 2nd image on the no list, so much. It's so ugly and disturbing

No. 1271342

sa i know theres a no list but i didn't want to see it at all

No. 1271364

This is just wrong. All cat memes are top tier.

No. 1271484

File: 1658428882458.png (194.09 KB, 459x591, IMPOSSIBLAY.png)


No. 1271497

when i was in high school one of my scrote classmates got beat by his dad for looking at loli hentai and i still kek when i think about it

No. 1271503

that's an act of god

No. 1271517

the only acceptable use for male violence

No. 1271659

File: 1658439136637.jpg (280.92 KB, 900x900, 1656406221932.jpg)

The brawny man has a face?!?!??! I didn't know that. But even with just his jaw he's pretty hot

No. 1271675

There are autists that send porn of an OF girl to her parents, now imagine our bored autists sending screencaps of whatever porn he's liked to the parents of a coomer.

No. 1271720

wonder how many ppl got off to the brawny man's jaw

No. 1271787

I was gonna say I'd wipe my ass with him but then I realized he's paper towels

No. 1271932

I wonder how men will feel if they know skimpy clothing they make for female 3d models, I use them on cute guys.

No. 1272490

I can’t stop fucking doomscrolling can someone smack some sense into me PLEASE

No. 1272546

They do not give a fuck about anything except coom anon you are not sticking it to the man

No. 1272675

nta but i might as well enjoy it anyway, then

No. 1272760

yo mamma so fat she goes by they/them pronouns because she's the size of multiple people

No. 1272777

if you can't do it the easy way aka just stop then block all sites/delete all the apps that let you doomscroll for a few days and fill your time with something else you're probably gonna feel less of an urge to scroll after a while

No. 1272794

Thats not the reason I do it, its because I like it

No. 1273108

KEK I'm using this one

No. 1273148

i think jesus had a chill stoner dudebro personality

No. 1273344

File: 1658530777274.gif (12.74 KB, 147x162, 1658117645169.gif)

Coming through

No. 1273354

File: 1658531006812.jpg (392.84 KB, 1920x1080, OW.jpg)

Watch where you're walkin', FATTY.

No. 1273390

File: 1658531899717.png (373.33 KB, 700x300, Tuba_Blog_@1x.png)

womp a babomp ba bomp a wa womp

No. 1273479

File: 1658535832596.jpg (54.68 KB, 640x772, x1z70ya8zz141.jpg)


No. 1273486

File: 1658536017342.jpg (40.08 KB, 640x914, 79zrkhbr7q781.jpg)

hehehe hahaha urmpgh………. heeheehee heehee wretch oormphfghhh…

No. 1273489

File: 1658536163480.png (793.08 KB, 640x640, 0182nrkfh5951.png)

turgle turgle ehghhhhbhbhhhhhhh……

No. 1273491

File: 1658536243515.jpg (24.75 KB, 359x499, 95357879dd0f4e4f35f9c5cda1da53…)

No. 1273493

File: 1658536322279.jpg (213.6 KB, 1400x1867, source.jpg)


No. 1273495

File: 1658536418229.jpg (33.8 KB, 640x847, c39zmmyu6oo21.jpg)


No. 1273501

File: 1658536764139.jpg (40.44 KB, 540x540, 5fj4rbzupg991.jpg)

I always feel like… somebody's watching me…..

No. 1273516

File: 1658537699852.jpg (23.33 KB, 500x345, 3b08d30d54b99e568686001a84ecb0…)

No. 1273704

File: 1658553611530.gif (1.98 MB, 500x281, bfefa9f888c84af4dff080c2070f2e…)


No. 1273723

File: 1658554695798.png (575.59 KB, 619x592, 73A4D11A-6B01-4B06-8D57-7FF390…)

You can only choose one.

No. 1273727

No. 1273821

File: 1658560287129.png (887.75 KB, 960x960, 9c4pd2k0xjx71.png)

No. 1273829

File: 1658560541303.jpeg (107.12 KB, 492x492, 1637342759903.jpeg)

oh shoot sorry almost forgot happy Caturday

No. 1273834

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No. 1274532

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me bustin into my therapist's office

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No. 1274709

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wₕₒ ₜᵤᵣgₗₑd

No. 1274741

why do homos always try to say vaginas aren't pretty, but then go on and claim a musky, hairy man's anus is? So fucking deprived and degenerate

No. 1274793

nonna it's the troon

No. 1274798

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No. 1274805

yeh our jannys are trannies newfag

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No. 1274810

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np nonnie

No. 1274821

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here are cool facts about orcas
-they're the most widespread creature in the world after humans
-they experience menopause, one of only a handful of mammals besides humans
-women are fertile until 40, die at 90. males die at 50
-their pods are matrilineal and matriarchal
-they have regional dialects/languages and cultures; scientists say that the differences between them are like our own, like one pod's language could sound as different as German does to Russian etc
-they have trends (once one starting wearing a dead salmon on her head so everyone started wearing a dead salmon on their head. salmon hat)
-they take out the livers of sharks with surgical precision and leave the bodies for scavengers
-second fastest marine mammal 35km/hr, 15ft in air
-they have the most elaborate insular cortex in the world (involves things such as compassion, empathy, perception, motor control, self-awareness, and interpersonal experience). sad example, mothers are known to carry stillborns/dead babies in their arms for weeks in grief

No. 1274822

sorry for samefag but not me calling female orcas WOMEN. actually they deserve it

No. 1274829

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>once one starting wearing a dead salmon on her head so everyone started wearing a dead salmon on their head. salmon hat
I'm automatically a fan of each animal but this just made me a big fan of orcas
adorkable nonna

No. 1274837

Can you tell me why they like the liver? Nutrients?

No. 1274841

i'm happy to spread the love for them, i love them dearly!

yeah, basically! shark livers contain large amounts of a compound called squalene, which is important to synthesis of certain chemicals in the orca's body. they're also known to occasionally target the heart of the shark which i think has similar nutritional benefits. interestingly, orcas predating sharks is a more recent trend, i believe?

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Already a huge dolphin fan but you've recruited me to the orca fandom. Matriarchial babushkas > scrotey rape gangs, even if cute

No. 1274970

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Made this for you. You must wear it regardless of the sweltering heat, if you love me.

No. 1274974

I think I must be in one of the only places where I'm currently freezing my ass off, so I will gladly wear it

No. 1275018

I genuinely love this and would wear it constantly if I owned it, where did you find this shiny jpg, nonnie?

No. 1275029

Bitmoji themed dildo

No. 1275333

Remembering homestuck memes out of nowhere 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright 4lright

No. 1275407

I would kill a man for this.

No. 1275544

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No. 1275558

Now put her in armor.

No. 1276122

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I can't get over this gif

No. 1276129

Still meditating despite being hit with flying tomatos, like the Buddha… inspiring.

No. 1276161

Id kill a man for a snickers, and I don’t even like them.

No. 1276162

It looks itchy

No. 1276168

I might be 19 days late but why are you posting this picture of my girlfriends, who smoke weed? This is against their constitutional rights and they are prone to bouts of paranoia. As you can see, they all smoke weed.

No. 1276187

They smoke weed cigarettes?

No. 1276194

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What would you do if you saw this

No. 1276197

Get the barbeque sauce

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No. 1276214

ask why

No. 1276219

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the real question is:
is a rolly cow a spinny cow?

No. 1276222

i love orcas now
why are we keeping them in shitty waterparks if theyre this great?

No. 1276225

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

No. 1276227

Lmao I love this site

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No. 1276444

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No. 1276572

Don’t even know what that is, but I’ll kill a man for it.

No. 1276574

Yea they do indeed smoke marijuana cigarettes. I know this might be hard to believe but they smoke a lot of marijuana and we all smoke marijuana together and have sex and then pray to Satan.

No. 1276588

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Britbongs actually call paper towels "kitchen paper"

No. 1276592

>is made of paper ✓
>belongs in kitchen ✓
>is made of paper ✓
>is a towel x

No. 1276593

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What music is she listening to?

No. 1276595

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Would they make a great team together?

No. 1276598

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Would they all dance at the cookout?

No. 1276599

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No. 1276601

Ok ok but by definition papers towels are towels
>a piece of thick absorbent cloth or paper used for drying oneself or wiping things dry.

No. 1276608

According to Google. According to a proper authority like Encyclopedia Britannica it's
>a piece of cloth used for drying things

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No. 1276635

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Nta but…

No. 1276637

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No. 1276644

Plus there’s lots of papers you use in the kitchen. Parchment paper, wax paper, paper towels, recipes…

No. 1276655

Virgin Kitchen paper:
-usage is unclear from the name alone
-implies it can only be used in kitchens
Chad Paper towel:

No. 1276689

I hate you bitches for talking about paper towels like this. Fuck you. Watch a Netflix special or something.

No. 1276709

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Mfw reading paper towel vs kitchen paper discourse at 12 in the afternoon on lolcor dot farm

No. 1276750

BUT WHICH PAPER TOWEL BRAND; that is the question?!

No. 1276755

Not gonna read it, I assume it's just brit vs burger pedantic arguing, ignoring the fact that regional differences are a thing.

Please go back to barking now

No. 1276835

Who up drinking they gruel

No. 1276885

Ahhhhhh I've got that smushy brain ahhhhhhh slush for brains is what I'm about

No. 1276899

I feel like calling rayon “bamboo” is misleading, even if that’s technically what the rayon was synthesized from.

No. 1276906

I hate that shit, when clothing companies say "these shirts are made from bamboo, so light and airy" and like - no, it's rayon and it's used because it's cheap and I'll definitely be sweating all over this

No. 1276935

rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin rippin

No. 1276936

cow bow allow and how here and now i will allow mao endow high know-how meow meow

No. 1276947

Me me me!

No. 1276965

i get whiplash every time anons bump the dog love and dog hate threads to the first page

No. 1276984

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Me descending into the pits of /meta/

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