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No. 1227447

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1175583

No. 1227454

File: 1655361596781.gif (894.6 KB, 200x147, 74ADDB76-5FF3-4B3A-810C-913F8D…)

The Jolly Green Giant is a himbo and you can’t convince me otherwise

No. 1227457

Dog food is nasty don't do it.

No. 1227459

>>1227454
I always thought he was hot.

No. 1227461


No. 1227479

>>1227454
is he edible? is that why he's green like a plant too? what are the chances this farming giant also happens to be green? suspicious

No. 1227481

File: 1655363622168.gif (4.34 MB, 250x444, 5f53h3021k2344g4522.gif)

me n who

No. 1227483

>>1227481
ME, IMMA BITE YO BUNS

No. 1227489

File: 1655364071150.jpg (126.88 KB, 1000x1500, bunny-cinnamon-rolls-1.jpg)

>>1227483
My cinnamon buns?

No. 1227498

>>1227479
I think all people are edible tbh

No. 1227509

>>1227481
Nature is cruel

No. 1227595

>>1227454
He has no business being hot

No. 1227628

>>1227595
what are you going to buy peas from an ugly person? think for once in your miserable life, you buffoon

No. 1227634

Is op pic from the dog love thread?

No. 1227676

File: 1655387669920.jpg (37.33 KB, 300x381, brawnyman.jpg)

>>1227459
Deepest apologies my sister in christ, but the brawny paper towel man > the jolly green giant

No. 1227782

File: 1655395051902.png (8.34 MB, 3900x2924, CF0FC207-8E2F-4367-B920-00E0B2…)


No. 1227801

File: 1655397029621.gif (3.21 MB, 130x191, 865230C7-9313-4302-ABEA-73C7C3…)


No. 1227803

>>1227801
I'm going to send it to all my friends!!!!

No. 1227809

>>1227801
Thank you for this gif nona!

No. 1227817

Dearest mother beloved father, a coat of colors bright as butterfly wings, to remind me things you’ve told me all my life!
I am special I am smart I am somehow set apart, petty rules and limitations don’t apply
For I am a miracle child, I can’t be harmed im wrapped in rainbow though fate can be heartless and wild my life’s been charmed and shall remain so I was made for something more not to struggle but to soar til my fortune reconciled. For I am a miracle child

No. 1227819

pee pee poo poo ma ma doo doo

No. 1227924

bolje biti pijan nego star

No. 1228296

File: 1655425522101.png (40.77 KB, 164x264, 1e.png)

HI DOUG WALKER HERE

No. 1228301

>>1227817
King of dreams? I loved that movie

No. 1228305

This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

No. 1228313

File: 1655427074469.jpg (7.52 KB, 225x225, index.jpg)

>>1228296
Vsauce, Michael here

No. 1228317


No. 1228321

File: 1655427494061.jpeg (56.99 KB, 720x472, 622596DC-716B-4288-92AF-1C454A…)

gonna crash at the pride parade and tell moids to cover up

No. 1228339

I want to become an lolcow
I want to be subtle enough to get clocked as genuine; I want to entertain everyone with my spectacular fucking downspiral and then death
I want to be remembered by my people, I don't care about having not written a great novel; I want my people to have a good time when I finally can't take it anymore; I want my funeral to be a party
What do you want to see, farmers? What would entertain you to no end? What animals do you want at the circus I love you I want to dance for you

No. 1228363

komaeda? more like ho-maeda

No. 1228365

Slurp

No. 1228425

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No. 1228427

File: 1655438463704.jpeg (93.42 KB, 1280x800, 7A462036-A304-4D6F-8B57-AB8AE7…)

Penis estimation game

No. 1228429

File: 1655438763642.gif (3.57 MB, 480x468, C5DC8503-620A-4E20-BFE2-ADD66F…)


No. 1228430

>>1228427
I want Jin to fuck me. Why couldn't he rescue me from a brothel?
Anyway it's probably small because he's Japanese but I'm going to say 6.5 anyway. It's probably bigger than Mugen's. Mugen seems the type to be super cocky and get laid easily despite having smaller peen but is better at eating pussy

No. 1228433

>>1228430
Jin absolutely has thick cock he’s just autistic and has a Dwight Shrute approach to intimacy

No. 1228436

>>1228427
at least 1

No. 1228438

>>1228427
He's the better Sasuke

No. 1228484

>>1228427
jin has to have a bigger dick than mugen. i can't guess size but the skinny, tall, pale, glasses and long hair gives the impression of a decent size. i haven't watched that show in forever but i don't understand why anyone would ever prefer mugen.

No. 1228498

File: 1655445323970.jpg (12.66 KB, 259x270, Lurch.jpg)

BOOOONNNNGGGG yoooouuuu raaang….?

No. 1228521

File: 1655448109351.jpeg (590.21 KB, 1170x1460, CFC54E2C-449E-45B2-AE13-97B6DB…)


No. 1228552

>>1228427
I don't know how long Jinn's penis is, but I know he knows how to use it perfectly.

No. 1228768

File: 1655477245942.jpg (37.52 KB, 680x577, d343186d69e9f1fea73f5bcfd932c8…)

yes

No. 1228773

>>1228521
Amazing. Life changing

No. 1228775

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>>1228521
She's so ugly it sometimes knocks me clean on my ass.

No. 1228779

>>1228313
not the INTJ skeptical atheist r/mensrights millennial libertarian soy redditoid stare

No. 1228780

File: 1655477831924.jpeg (33.43 KB, 599x332, 97759173-C383-459A-AE04-7EECAD…)

>>1228363
komaeda is his deadname

No. 1228784

File: 1655478150781.png (812.9 KB, 1080x1068, 1650649890620.png)

What is the difference between this an the dumbass shit thread

No. 1228791

>>1228784
Theyre more coherent

No. 1228794

File: 1655478499900.jpeg (398.65 KB, 1125x608, E5A25698-75C9-428C-80B9-936987…)

>>1228784
Someone didn't read the OP

No. 1228800

>>1228794
Oh my god I remember having read it many many times but I… forgot. You could say I'm absolutery retarded

No. 1228805

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>>1228800
I forglub you nonna you're among friends

No. 1228810

File: 1655479113883.png (77.38 KB, 928x848, 4D4DBDDF-6DC2-4F4B-B3AA-A33E32…)

BUMP DON'T SCROLL

No. 1228813

>>1228810
Apparently you can get banned for posting "bump dont scroll"

No. 1228821

File: 1655479486183.jpeg (81.8 KB, 729x900, 4EC82628-52F5-42D7-BCBE-8DBE3B…)

>>1228813
wow well I don't regret it, it's the shitposting thread anyway

No. 1228827

>>1228813
How would jannies have time to ban for "bump don't scroll" but not the actual shit? Wtf?

No. 1228839

>>1228821
It's not even CP, it's just tubgirl which has been posted around the internet since the early 2000s. Most people here will have already seen it.

No. 1228891

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No. 1228912

File: 1655482377353.gif (5.06 MB, 480x480, 1651767920420.gif)

do you ever wonder

No. 1228913

>>1228827
The moid is hurting their feelings and theyre taking it out on us lol

No. 1229017

File: 1655487094895.png (644.23 KB, 1200x538, heeg.png)

Well now I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my back pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

No. 1229039

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No. 1229045

>>1229041
Seriously spoiler your shit anon

No. 1229048

File: 1655487929928.jpg (52.53 KB, 594x445, 3b1f260775664bae4efa584d359c73…)

haiiii haiiii haiiii haiiiii haiiiii haiiii haiiii haiiii

No. 1229061

File: 1655488473488.jpg (54.52 KB, 700x700, 1629177979221.jpg)

hey babe its time for your flattening

No. 1229071

>>1229045
>anon
It's the scrote

No. 1229089

File: 1655490484552.png (1.48 MB, 1280x1212, 7EDA8B1F-7E91-4B33-8EFE-ADFF43…)

so today is one of those days huh. bye nonnas i’ll see you all tomorrow then

No. 1229146

File: 1655493113623.jpeg (41.31 KB, 499x448, 0349E735-82FA-47EA-91AD-E4E282…)

>>1228913
How's he hurting them? If anything something hurt his feelings to make him autistically do this

No. 1229157

>>1228427
15 hours later still thinking about that jin peen

No. 1229161

>>1228427
I gotta watch this show ASAP

No. 1229507

File: 1655516069861.jpeg (57.23 KB, 720x695, 2A8C8D8B-5676-4658-B660-B4ADD2…)

Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
Matthew 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

Matthew 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

Matthew 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

Matthew 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

Matthew 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

Matthew 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

Matthew 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

Matthew 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

Matthew 1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

Matthew 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

Matthew 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

Matthew 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

Matthew 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

Matthew 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

Matthew 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

No. 1229519

>>1228813
janny if you're reading this cut off your dick and DIE DIE IDE IDEI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

No. 1229539

File: 1655518639554.jpg (137.49 KB, 1080x786, IMG_20220618_074011.jpg)

After getting this ad on a website, I no longer want to connect to people.

No. 1229544

>>1229507
Matthew was really into genealogy, huh

No. 1229545

>>1229544
Jesus's direct line to David is very important amongst the Jews because the prophesied Messiah was considered the seed of David. What is interesting is that there are two genealogies of Jesus in the New Testament and they don't agree with each other exactly. Also interesting is that they are tracing from Joseph, who as we know was not Jesus's birth father. There have been many different ways to explain this throughout the centuries.

No. 1229547

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>>1229539
i'm sorry but I fucking lost it

No. 1229551

>>1229545
Tell us the ways. Also did anyone ever record Mary’s lineage. How many ancient Christian texts do you think are hidden in the Vatican’s vault? What are the lesser known but important Christian works?

No. 1229557

>>1229551
The most common explanation for the the different genealogies provided in Matthew and Luke is that one is for Joseph and one is for Mary, with the final Joseph being her father instead of her husband. But there is no absolutely unequivocal canonical genealogy for Mary, mother of Christ. Christianity did not have as massive a cultic fascination with Mary during the time of the Gospels as Christians have now, otherwise there probably would be.

There are a lot of apocryphal gospels, especially about the infancy of Christ. Very interesting stuff. The Arabic Infancy Gospel and Gospel of Nicodemus are probably the best and were somewhat influential in Christianity. I'm personally a big fan of the texts from the Nag Hammadi library, most of which are Gnostic. Some are clearly Jewish instead of Christian and some are clearly unrelated Hermetic texts. It's a very esoteric form of Christianity far removed from orthodoxy. But there are a few texts that read about as well as any canonical text.

Also, shoutout to the epistles of Ignatius, the oldest non-canonical New Testament texts that are almost certainly legitimate. More legitimate than 2 Peter, in fact. I honestly am not sure why they didn't make it into the NT. They weren't even too late. Very interesting and influential texts and honestly I am ashamed at how obscure they are.

No. 1229563

I’m definitely a witch and I work with Angels. I bless street cats. I don't care what others think of my instincts.

No. 1229568

File: 1655521705127.jpeg (93.44 KB, 800x441, 00F1FE6F-7BF6-40FA-9221-58E60C…)

>>1229563
How, do you know you are a witch?

No. 1229569

>>1229568
sir bedfellow, get the pail

No. 1229573

File: 1655522201166.png (323.93 KB, 460x529, 1625114893621.png)

>>1229563
bless you and your street kitties spooky nonnie

No. 1229582

The vacuum cleaner man he's seen my tits

No. 1229586

>>1229582
wwhhhhhhptt

No. 1229587

>>1229563
How to work with angels? Id rahter work with then than with demons teach me

No. 1229593

>>1229586
Do you want to see my tits?

No. 1229599

>>1229593
pls i love titi

No. 1229617

File: 1655525383729.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 6.99 KB, 256x197, great_tits.jpeg)


No. 1229754

File: 1655539463904.png (507.53 KB, 1200x599, fauci.png)


No. 1229759

>>1229587
Learn Enochian and shitpost with the angels. Do not bring along any of that /g/ faggotry though, or they shall smite thee with their heavenly weiners

No. 1229763

File: 1655540276330.jpg (27.6 KB, 420x493, 1650454406635.jpg)

My time has finally come. Oddly I feel peaceful. It's strange yet calming. Interesting.

No. 1229770

File: 1655540832053.gif (1.4 MB, 500x281, bananya.gif)

>>1229763
ily anon

No. 1229868

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No. 1230381


No. 1230390

>>1229763
I hope you are ok anon

No. 1230391

>>1229754
Is that Michael Jackson

No. 1230457

File: 1655593046130.png (2.15 MB, 1383x1353, oerufh93ir4fc.PNG)

evil

No. 1230492

File: 1655594620952.gif (2.06 MB, 1164x664, Rolling-puppy.gif)

My blanket

No. 1230499

>>1230457
Fun fact: he wears the same type of height increasing shoes kpoop boys wear

No. 1230803

File: 1655603352891.jpeg (522.12 KB, 1125x1039, A2830ADB-7DE4-48F4-9018-3356D1…)

>>1229587
wouldn't it be the same thing since (good) angels aren't supposed to do that shizz

No. 1230810

>>1229557
This is so interesting. What was there to be said about the infancy of Christ? Like his upbringing?

No. 1230872

File: 1655609801639.jpg (4.58 KB, 246x250, 1648130964420.jpg)

>>1229770
I love ya too, nonita.
>>1230390
I am. Came down from a caffeine high. Took longer than I wanted but didn't crash like I usually do.

No. 1231085

File: 1655633853793.jpeg (265.26 KB, 636x477, E64495AF-4DEF-4239-89DB-2AE927…)

>>1230492
Cozy blankie

No. 1231089

File: 1655634201967.jpg (29.3 KB, 600x600, pp,504x498-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.…)

can the US Dollar please drop and crash so I can buy some cute make up and nice burgerland goods

No. 1231145

>>1231089
This isn't to be a shit, but literally just order it from China if you want American beauty products, or most things from here. Everything used to make it ends up being sourced from there anyway, and the FDA is a fucking joke of a regulatory agency. Even China bans a lot of ingredients and products we use here.

No. 1231159

File: 1655638784331.jpeg (114.29 KB, 750x768, 12C42B72-AC73-4DFB-B6CA-AC2E61…)

Kek moids are so gay

No. 1231166

File: 1655639767024.jpg (145.48 KB, 1080x1058, archons.jpg)

>>1229759
kek, may the nonnies ascend !

No. 1231172

>>1231159
I knew a moid that still watched Power Rangers every Saturday in high school but nobody cared because he was a pretty boy.

No. 1231183

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No. 1231224

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miss themi……

No. 1231225

>>1231172
Honesty that sounds so hot, tfw no pretty boy power ranger watching bf

No. 1231227

>>1231225
please love yourself onnners

No. 1231347

>>1231224
Is Demi no longer themi?

No. 1231742

File: 1655666682180.gif (911.19 KB, 275x239, 1627445384255.gif)

Y aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi!

No. 1231764

File: 1655667249883.gif (6.66 MB, 470x495, 8V76F543E246K78.gif)

'touch grass' should be 'munch glass' instead

No. 1231778

File: 1655667788056.jpg (23.75 KB, 640x360, yum.jpg)

>>1231764
crumnchy

No. 1231786

>>1231778
That scene where his gf is crying and begging him to stop eating lightbulbs and you can tell all he's thinking about is his next crunch

No. 1231793

>>1231778
how does he chew glass without cutting his mouth/lips/throat? I have a very irrational fear of swallowing a very small piece of glass and dying.

No. 1231797

File: 1655668408747.png (260.88 KB, 1238x642, lol.png)

>>1231786
so it's just this meme

No. 1231805

>>1231778
I think about this dude like twice a year wtf made him start that was it just be an edgelord (pun intended) and is he even still alive??

No. 1231812

File: 1655668801495.jpg (153.07 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Don'tlistentotheradio Clap clap clap clap clap

No. 1231814

Everyone At The Top Is A Pedro

No. 1231823

File: 1655669210485.gif (707.86 KB, 242x200, wb.gif)

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move it like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

No. 1231831

>>1231793
Right? I don't know how these people from the show survive this long. It'll always be stuff like, my dog died when I was 5 so I've been drinking paint thinner ever since and I'm 40. Like how the fuck are you still here?

No. 1231861

File: 1655670731852.gif (1.09 MB, 277x200, vote.gif)


No. 1231994

File: 1655676338522.jpg (86.85 KB, 564x677, 6c772ed249c3b389379df60c699c1f…)

Anime tesla can get it

No. 1232130

File: 1655681076526.png (432.99 KB, 1280x417, B6CF89B2-AD83-44FA-88B6-461C5E…)

whips belt on bed and signals u to come here

No. 1232380

File: 1655690532100.jpeg (29.4 KB, 352x301, 8AC07015-03FB-4723-BBF0-E80BD1…)

Me

No. 1232385

>>1232130
>LABB murder cases

i love you let's kiss

No. 1232386

>>1232380
unironically me

No. 1232473

File: 1655698218684.gif (8.73 MB, 640x640, 46G790V93O2246Z678.gif)


No. 1232474

stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky

No. 1232476

watermelon
sugar
die

No. 1232538

File: 1655705458446.gif (1.13 MB, 498x315, 55DF86F9-968D-4EA1-8BFB-8AB6EF…)

MY SKIN IS BURNINT MY FACE IS BURNING I WANT TO RIO MY SKIN OFF I WANT TO SCTACH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SENSATION I WANT RELIEF FROM THIS BULLSHIT

No. 1232926


No. 1233385

File: 1655771130832.jpeg (104.01 KB, 1440x1440, 51D15EF9-581B-484D-A7E5-63F4A7…)

NOWNAS PWEASE HEWP!!!

No. 1233390

File: 1655771433484.jpeg (29.41 KB, 320x320, STRETCHED-EAR-CHAN.jpeg)

>>1233385
OHH NOO???1!!11 AYE YI-YI-YI-YI-YIIIII!!! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO??

No. 1233394

File: 1655771749651.jpg (190.7 KB, 680x582, 65db46c975f8a1a1c5d0d5392e4849…)

>>1232538
Eczema. Psoriasis. Acne. Razorburn.

With these powers combined, you have the reason I never left the house in high school

No. 1233397

File: 1655771844107.jpg (61.15 KB, 600x802, 368ec84e5b14d7477fddda633a1d11…)

>>1233385
Luckily, this fellow has no bones so he will certainly survive the spin cycle.

No. 1233398

>>1233385
closes the lid

No. 1233411

Slatoonie
Slutonnie
Slutony
Noots
Nluts
Nloonie
Nloont
Nlootunie
>Whornona

No. 1233425

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No. 1233433

>>1233385
return to the sea from once you came little seal

No. 1233462

>>1233397
the anachans

No. 1233463

>>1233411
Splatoon 3 coming to Nintendo Switch

No. 1233578

File: 1655794782931.gif (2.65 MB, 467x345, Honeycam_2020-03-06_13-54-42.g…)

Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know
What we go through
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don't know
I have a really big heart
Please don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
Textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phones
And girls call me names
Like Miley said "I can't be tamed"

Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we lie

I've got the look
I've got the butt
But those things don't make me a slut
Boys call me stuck up
Girls say I'm conceited
On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed
Just cause I'm pretty
I have to be dumb
I don't care about which
I just wanna have fun
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is I didn't go to the party

Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot (hot hot hot hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we…

Why oh Why
Can't you see
You are all
Just like me
We make mistakes
And get in trouble
Now you know my hot girl struggle

No. 1233586

>>1233397
I’m sorry I can’t be her

No. 1233595

>>1233578
this single gif hugely tremendously mogs those femcel neet otaku lain unshowered female asocial weeb drawings that are popular these days

No. 1233598

File: 1655797656084.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 66.99 KB, 749x744, 4E10B6B7-7B1B-45FF-BF1D-EDA12E…)

>>1233425
Stop posting these images
Of these 2d dudes being handsome
Stop it!! It’s turning me on!!!

No. 1233631

>>1233425
>>1233598
tell me your either virgins or have sex with fat men without saying it

No. 1233709

>>1233631
fuck off moid, lol all the moids coming here and talking about femcels and virgins from the kaitlyn article are so obvious.

No. 1233735

>>1233709
lmao no one reads the atlantic
I wish all scrotes and """journalists""" a bad day today. Just get a head and die.

No. 1234134

Computer take me to lolcow.farn
lolcow.fsrm
lolcor.fark
lolcow.farb

No. 1234138

>>1234134
computer, load up Celery Man please

No. 1234156

>>1234138
Generate a nude Dano

No. 1234290

>>1233709
They truly have been chimping out lately. They hate the idea of women rejecting them.

No. 1234417


No. 1234693

File: 1655879754033.jpg (145.49 KB, 640x640, -1754105728320129526.jpg)

So are these their cat balls

No. 1234819

File: 1655890767190.jpg (141.48 KB, 698x1024, virgin modernist vs stacy trad…)

literal virgin walk

No. 1234827

>>1234819
not thats just called the kyphosis walk.

No. 1234846

>>1234819
Fuck off tradfag

No. 1234849

>>1234846
Go on, call your anarchist police force on me

No. 1235014

File: 1655912324517.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, 1651113491094.gif)

>>1234134
nonnie I feel that and I am offended.

No. 1235242

File: 1655922568072.jpg (61.13 KB, 680x527, tumblr_c86aa906f79529a0d6afb10…)

The uteris stores thee pouche.

No. 1235260

File: 1655923051405.jpg (38.13 KB, 720x890, Tumblr_l_8437246815817.jpg)

hu

No. 1235330


No. 1235348

File: 1655925742515.jpg (114.84 KB, 736x1177, 67f771fb8004959fb0e9d7827b660f…)

>blocks your path

No. 1235382

File: 1655926708021.jpg (90.7 KB, 564x705, Tumblr_l_14081211955663.jpg)

>>1235348
Foole…

No. 1235391

File: 1655927083365.jpg (5.73 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (4).jpg)


No. 1235457

>>1233598
Yiddies

No. 1235462

File: 1655929436286.jpeg (71.24 KB, 479x479, 26DB7E92-723F-4E77-AFF3-653224…)

Zoomed

No. 1235470

File: 1655929651736.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1019x1684, F2B25A20-5EE4-400D-8FA9-9BC1AA…)

Mike Slack

No. 1235585

File: 1655934356179.png (1.49 MB, 768x829, kittens having a tea party in …)


No. 1235603

This society as we know, would crumble were we lose our access to socks or any sock alternative

No. 1235608

>>1235603
do gloves count as socks

No. 1235615

>>1235608
No but also!! Absolutely no anything to be used between your feet and shoes, thems the rules of this society

No. 1235642

>>1235615
Can you wear patches if you get blisters? They're technically something between your feet and shoes

No. 1235654

>>1235642
I'm afraid not, nona. Crumbling, tumbling down would most of the world go

No. 1235668

>>1235654
Nooo!!! Damn it nonna I was hoping I found a loophole
So be it, I shall now wear flip-flops in this new society

No. 1235693

>>1235603
but anon where would I store my money if not in my sock??

No. 1235729

>>1235693
in your shoes!

No. 1235810

>>1235693
>>1235729
you guys actually store money in your shoes rather than your bra?

No. 1235820

>>1235810
nta but i don't wear one

No. 1236124

File: 1655980834789.jpg (303.38 KB, 1400x1400, daim-mini-mliecna-cokolada-s-k…)

I love them even though they kill my teeth

No. 1236129

>>1236124
Same, I can’t eat them anymore though, not since I managed to break an old filling the last time kek

No. 1236131

>>1235729
Ew stinky money

No. 1237214

File: 1656062442310.jpg (33.27 KB, 635x519, 76436fc3673923a3809380b5648eb7…)

White lines, pretty baby, tattoos
Don't know what they mean, they're special, just for you

No. 1237219

I spend a ton of time sitting in the shower
I hate doing things like shaving, washing/drying/styling my hair, laundry, doing makeup
I do all those things anyway I just feel overwhelmed by them
Not sure if I'm just lazy as fuck or depresso

No. 1237221

>>1237219
You don't have to do those things (except please do your laundry)

No. 1237238

>>1237221
And washing hair

No. 1237254

One time a guy I was with hit my cervix and I got super nauseous and started blacking out, almost fainted and since then I feel traumatized by the idea of a big dick

How do I find the words to tell my lil dick bf he's just perfect and they lil dicks are the best? Please help.

No. 1237311

>>1237254
Don’t bother. All he’s gonna hear is that his dick is small. Men would rather have a “big dick” so they can flex on other men, over having a dick that benefits womens pleasure.

No. 1237314

My coochie is smelling of orange juice?

No. 1237315

Normal virginia smells?

No. 1237317

help is my vagina ok

No. 1237331

Did you guys also have those teen magazines with "ask the doctor" sections, and the questions ALWAYS started with "am I normal"

No. 1237343

>>1237331
yes and it was always just discharge

No. 1237362

>>1237314
Oranges make for cheap kegel balls

No. 1237384

Bringle

No. 1237986

i went drinking for work and im slightly drunk and this seemed like the best thread for it soo…

I love you all nonnies, i love you all so much and i wish you all yhe best

No. 1238575

>>1237331
Yes and my fav question was when once a teen asked if it's dangerous to masturbate with a peeled banana and the doc answered with "Oh my god, vagina is not a compost."

No. 1238587

>>1238575
Everyone knows you leave the peel on… adds girth

No. 1238589

File: 1656108882980.jpg (108.11 KB, 1200x1527, 111.jpg)

There's something about oldschool coomer shit that I like. It's the chunkiness, the believability, and maybe the fact that sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.

No. 1238601

File: 1656109286504.jpeg (53.44 KB, 500x500, 805h.jpeg)

>>1238589
>the chunkiness
what
>the believability
pfft what
>sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.
WHAT

No. 1238644

File: 1656110341529.jpg (65.72 KB, 600x437, 831df8c2b37d7f2c2f7838b52062dc…)

>>1238589
I get what you're saying. Not all, of course, but some proportions were normal and good. Now it's too much DD cup high schoolers all around, when usually the busty women were the older ones, the secretary or femme fatale types. Not that it is good, but it's beyond the point of believability now.

No. 1238652

File: 1656110659684.jpg (Spoiler Image, 628.09 KB, 538x750, 5c77658b0220d1d7c3fe1461152f14…)

>>1238589
I just think it's cute. It's charming and nostalgic

No. 1238655

>>1238644
nta but i love the way this looks, i never really cared for this particular style of anime but i guess I’m old enough now that it’s nostalgic

No. 1238661

>>1238644
wasn't there some old anime called Eiken or something like that where all the highschoolers had boobs the size of cars

No. 1238662

>>1237986
4 hours late but I love you too noni. I am very anxious right now about a potential unpleasant social interaction, but I'm going to think of you throughout and hopefully it will give me strength.

No. 1238672

File: 1656111092610.png (Spoiler Image, 776.16 KB, 910x450, pamila strap.png)

>>1238589
>>1238644
>>1238652

i love this type of trash too ugh

No. 1238719

>>1238672
>>1238644
>>1238652
OP here, glad to know I'm not alone. I kinda like how ecchi stuff was drawn back then, not straight hentai but the sexy stuff could be quite beautifully drawn.

No. 1238723

File: 1656112345994.jpg (174.5 KB, 1200x1533, 48.jpg)

>>1238601
Like this!

No. 1238900

>>1238589
she’s built like mewtwo but I honestly believe some anons look like her IRL, looks better and more realistic than the greasy butterball turkey baster style they love so much nowadays

No. 1238953

>>1238723
Tbh this is still what I think of when I think "anime". Not what shit looks like today. It's just so classic

No. 1239052


No. 1239319

File: 1656126068601.jpg (204.72 KB, 1280x853, kanye trans.jpg)

Move over Boyega

No. 1239395

File: 1656131685870.jpg (596.81 KB, 1341x1341, FaceApp_1656122114635.jpg)

Good night to cry and laugh and cry again, maybe possibly piss your pants. I'm sick of this world.

No. 1239944

>>1239395
Everytime I see this bitch I just think of her Hapsburg pre-surgery jaw

No. 1239962

>>1239944
nta but i don't remember her having a hapsburg jaw wut

No. 1240136

File: 1656173733817.jpeg (240.14 KB, 1200x900, 24F1466D-31ED-4C69-9F94-69F3AF…)


No. 1240150

>>1240136
That nose looks like it hurts her anytime she expresses more that 15% of an emotion

No. 1240392

>>1240136
kind of looks like a normal jaw to me

No. 1240587

File: 1656198962474.png (1.09 MB, 1088x954, Screen Shot 2022-06-25 at 4.15…)


No. 1240740

File: 1656212867955.gif (4.32 KB, 50x50, cowspin.gif)

I would like to share my collection of spinny cows with you nonnies

No. 1240741

File: 1656212947887.gif (52.91 KB, 160x120, cowspin2.gif)

>>1240740
this guy is goin the other way

No. 1240743

File: 1656213045813.gif (13.37 KB, 82x50, cowspin3.gif)

>>1240741
this one is pretty fast

No. 1240749

>>1240743
anon can i make you a custom spinny cow please

No. 1240753

>>1240749
Oh wait you're asking to make ME a cow?? Omg what an honor

No. 1240754

File: 1656213464849.gif (23.04 KB, 100x100, spincow.gif)

>>1240743
this one is brown, traditionally cows don't spin at this axis

No. 1240756

>>1240754
WOW how does she do it??

No. 1240758

>>1240752
can we both make eachother cows then? I will cherish her for the rest of my life I promise, hereford please

No. 1240761


No. 1240771

File: 1656214539520.gif (10.82 KB, 100x49, Untitled4.gif)

I really did do my best, Im so sorry. simply doesnt compare to anon's 3d spinny cows.

No. 1240775

>>1240771
A spinny cow is a spinny cow, they all have value

No. 1240786

>>1240775
thank you, may the grass raise to meet your lips, and may you never stray from the paddock of wisdom that you graced us from, farewell my love

No. 1240791

File: 1656216162875.gif (31.29 KB, 200x148, cownonnie.gif)

>>1240771
Here you go I hope you like it

No. 1240796

File: 1656216791766.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, cowpropellerhat.gif)

A philosophical question for you anons, is this a spinny cow??

No. 1240799

>>1240791
beautiful

No. 1240807

File: 1656217983667.gif (294.6 KB, 602x458, McGuirkSpinnyCow.gif)

My magnum opus

No. 1240817

>>1240807
beautiful

No. 1240833

>>1240807
I don’t know why this is so funny to me

No. 1240840

File: 1656220936576.gif (28.28 KB, 185x177, beaniecowdance.gif)

I've remastered this gif for you nonnies, to view in high quality transparency

No. 1240847

File: 1656221244765.jpg (45.79 KB, 460x345, 969fa07977df7fe5a3e2462e2e401a…)

I used to play Kirby air ride city mode and follow around 1 CPU the whole match and destroy them/their vehicle, and any vehicles they were running to. It was my way of bullying someone and I kinda felt bad for them but I needed to get my dark triad energy out.

No. 1240861

>>1240840
Thank you!

No. 1240896

File: 1656226484955.jpeg (293.87 KB, 1170x1012, 29847D9F-EA47-41D7-B99F-E36784…)

>>1240740
>>1240749
>>1240807

ANONS look what I found-

No. 1240897

>>1240896
This coincidence is too big for my brain to take

No. 1240940

>>1240847
Wait… are you telling me doing that wasn't the whole point of the city mode? That was all I did in that besides trying to push the boundaries of how far/high you can go on the map

No. 1241075

This is not what I remembered.

No. 1241110

File: 1656244774602.png (263.46 KB, 680x610, 49BD364F-DE63-478E-8EC7-A9C021…)

Does anyone find this type of humor funny or is it just me?

No. 1241138

>>1241110
No I also like this very much

No. 1241149

>>1241110
this stuff is one of the only things left that makes me laugh a very healthy hearty laugh

No. 1241250

>>1241110
Took me a second and then got a genuine grin out of me, lol

No. 1241436

Last night I fucked my cousin and my sister but only after kicking my husband out of the room. No this isn't bait.(bait)

No. 1241440

>>1241110
lmao love it

No. 1241443


No. 1241447

>>1241436
i choose to headcanon it as bait

No. 1241478

>>1241436
If everyone involved is female you're not going to get pregnant and fuck the planet up with more inbred babies. I have zero problem with this, but the thought of my own sister like that makes me want to rip my eyes out. Thanks for the food for thought. Good luck with you're life kek

No. 1241762

Cousin fuckin chan be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin
That cousin fuck chan be out here fuckin her counsin
She be fuckin her cousin
She be fuckin her cousin(cousinfucker)

No. 1241934

File: 1656280940192.jpg (46.35 KB, 736x552, 8ccd4cd7fb2ba05baf0e336ba5a3f8…)

>blocks your path

No. 1241975

>>1241934
End me

No. 1241998

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No. 1242002

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No. 1242004

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No. 1242014


No. 1242176

>>1240796
not at her core

No. 1242198

NFT = No Fucking Tities

No. 1242221

File: 1656297888128.gif (86.98 KB, 670x538, youspinmerightround.gif)

shitty drawn spincow

No. 1242224

>>1242221
based spinny cow
very cute anon

No. 1242240

File: 1656298529454.gif (1.2 MB, 1080x1080, tumblr_ccff6111b62f39028e98e2b…)

>>1242221
W-wow, is this for me??

No. 1242246

>>1242240
ayrt
if youre THE original spinning cows poster… y-yes

No. 1242298

File: 1656304398461.gif (805.38 KB, 400x300, 1a9f3367e6938a5469b46234c0a813…)

Meet me in the trap, it's goin' down
Meet me in the mall, it's goin' down
Meet me in the club, it's goin' down
Anywhere you meet me, guaranteed to go down

No. 1242322

i hate doing my homework aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1242401

File: 1656311702605.gif (3.69 MB, 498x312, spinspinspin.gif)

>>1242246
Holy shit wowie thank you anon! I love it so much

No. 1242489

>>1241762
>>1241436
I knew the reference might be missed by some but I caught a ban for this, kek
> Don't post bait and then pretend to be someone else
I was parodying the shit that took up the vent thread for hours yesterday. I'm not cousin fucker. None of my cousins are hot.

No. 1242567

File: 1656332280949.jpg (23.79 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow
'Cause no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
Trips to where, few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow,
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise
From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get
Shit but shanked by my disrespect
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Channeled to invoke what we represent
Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn
With all that dies to become unborn
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns
Curve like psychotropic scythes
And smell of torn flesh bled dry
By hell swarms of pests flies
Vomiting forth flames lit by
An older than ancient force
That slays this life with no remorse
The spiral storm
Of flames inside
The torch I raise
The force I ride
Feel my vessel go up in flames
Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed
Direct connection to the source
Vestment of unnatural force
Forever burning black torch
Wisdom of the old and true
Possessed by the chosen few
Shining to reveal the ways
Of a darkness that pervades
All that is and ever was
Inferno of witches blood
Worship is not on bended knee
Nature knows not of mercy
To pray is to accept defeat
Power pisses on the weak
Bow and beheaded by the beast
Beggar on a bitches leash
Scum is desperate for relief
Worship is the way I ride
Witching currents through the eye
Of storms that force the false to die
Worship the flames with which I rise
Into apocalyptic skies
Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone
In splintered skeleton I roam
Wastelands with not to call my own
But the path I walk alone
The hunger burns, within my gut
As my bones turn into dust
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship

No. 1242569

>>1242298
Sage but who is she? I remember that character …

No. 1242595

>>1242567
i forgot mc ride actually has good lyrics bc of shit like
>Don't it feel good to drive a bus?
>People need to get picked up

No. 1242667

>>1242595
you're taking good lyrics out of context though say hey kid is an excellent song

No. 1242750

>>1242569
nta Asagiri Rei?

No. 1242904

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No. 1242913

>>1242489
i think the jannies are actual autists, why would the cousinfucker refer to herself in third person? and then there were those times nonnies got banned over copypastas

No. 1242919

I’m the cousinfucker
The real cousinfucker
The other cousinfuckers are just pretending
Please touch grass! Please touch grass! Please touch grass!
I’m the xXxCousinluvr69
The real xXxCousinluvr69
The other xXxCousinluvrs R just pretending~~~~
Please touch grass~~~~please touch grass~~~please touch grass~~~

No. 1242925

>>1242919
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' cousinfucker
I'm the fear addicted, a danger cousinfucker
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker

No. 1242956

File: 1656357738382.jpg (42.4 KB, 500x375, 3015062728_6b27f9a6ae.jpg)

>>1242904
And they told me this

No. 1242960

>>1242567
this song will never not slap

No. 1242978

File: 1656358990694.jpg (159.01 KB, 1080x1080, FVrZ2bQUUAAQIeV.jpg)

What will be her punishment?

No. 1242983

>>1242978
This is why you take a cat to the beach on the first date

No. 1242987

>>1242983
Got an audible laugh out of me

No. 1243060


No. 1243193

File: 1656369768182.jpg (48.7 KB, 638x468, cc35c8155b47e726a459ff41e8a69f…)

I'm talking about YOU

No. 1243340

File: 1656381917733.png (102.19 KB, 500x500, 3c3b.png)

clicking lolcow bookmark with this mouse hello everynonnie

No. 1243381

File: 1656384759475.jpg (34.8 KB, 735x579, 30b0495d5aa1047b23859549ff412e…)

Well?

No. 1243382

File: 1656384799304.jpg (123.03 KB, 1200x630, FWDihKYXgAQspFG.jpg)


No. 1243387

>>1243381
I agree and envelop e in a warmed up big fluffy towel Yes

No. 1243388

>>1243381
cute warrior cat

No. 1243389

File: 1656385353136.gif (149.94 KB, 220x273, chrischan-chris.gif)


No. 1243390

>>1240771
Goddamn I just laughed harder than I have ina while

No. 1243392

File: 1656385421858.gif (167.19 KB, 160x90, nagito-komaeda.gif)

>>1243193
Thank u!

No. 1243393

>>1243389
The economy was fine until they put Chris Chan in prison.

No. 1243396


No. 1243397

File: 1656385644994.gif (1.92 MB, 320x240, giphy-2382527983.gif)


No. 1243400

File: 1656385831634.gif (1.57 MB, 498x372, future-spongebob.gif)


No. 1243439

File: 1656389091816.jpg (118.44 KB, 736x904, 39f595449fffde5954cd07a1e9d9dd…)

This is so true

No. 1243442

File: 1656389264266.png (8.38 KB, 240x160, 1651549032795.png)

Whenever I eat extremely heavily seasoned and marinated pork, my pussy smells exactly like the seasonings of the pork I ate for a few days. For even just a little, I become one with the porcine dish I slaved over.

No. 1243449

File: 1656390320073.gif (259.77 KB, 220x124, 56A8115B-F095-4B84-9FA9-12E3C3…)


No. 1243450

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No. 1243455

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No. 1243457

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No. 1243458

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No. 1243459

>>1229061
bige boye

No. 1243460

>>1229061
I used to want an obese cat til my friend told me they don’t clean themselves well

No. 1243466

>>1243460
I mean there's also the fact that obese cats die earlier than a healthy cat but sure

No. 1243473

>>1243466
Good thing my cat is fucking shredded

No. 1243476

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I feel like posting looney toons gifs periodically

No. 1243480

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>>1243473
this is you isnt it

No. 1243481

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>>1243473
You got a kitbull?

No. 1243482

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>>1243473
Square up

No. 1243488

>>1243476
you chose the perfect looney tune to start

No. 1243520

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Bri'ish men be like

No. 1243567

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>>1243193
Thank u anon!!

No. 1243666

breakin the law breakin the law

No. 1243786

>>1242913
I got 2 bans in the last couple days for jokes I made that were taken as serious posts.. in this thread? What is happening

>>1243666
Um we need to ban this poster.. they are clearly breaking the law.

No. 1243918

>>1243786
I got bannedAND redtexted in the fetishes you’re ashamed of thread and right below me was an unscathed tranny lover

No. 1243919

>>1243786
I’ve noticed inappropriate bans lately too, and anons getting put out to pasture for the most minor things, like posting in the wrong thread by accident.

No. 1243941

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>>1243921
Why shouldn't obvious jokes fly?

No. 1243946

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No. 1243949

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>>1243941
Cuz people are given an inch and take a mile you gotta give them the clickies and reign them in

No. 1243953

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Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Body crazy, curvy, wavy

No. 1243954

>>1243953
Vile, disgusting creature

No. 1243962

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Every time I sage, my browser autocomplete with my email address with my full name and school. One day, I know I will make a mistake and out myself as a farmer, probably while typing a very embarrassing message. I live in fear, but I cannot stop.

No. 1243963

>>1243962
Omg nonnie I get scared of this too

No. 1243966

>>1243962
just delete your cookies and autofill under the 'clear browsing data' in your browser or use incognito mode

No. 1243982

>>1243962
I had a nightmare about this just the other night. Scares me every single time it pops up.

No. 1243987

>>1243962
Gotta browse incognito.

No. 1243990

>>1243982
I don't even know what a "trip fag" is but I had a dream I was "Exposed" as one on 4chan and they hacked me and got my info. Someone was callinig me a "trip fag" in the post exposing me.

No. 1244003

>>1243990
you shouldn't have told me that, tripfag, because I have all your info now.

No. 1244092

>>1243987
Nta, but it doesn't go away with incognito. The only way is to delete it from your settings.

No. 1244136

>>1243962
Just download Firefox focus for anonymous shitposting. Only downside is no cookies or anything means your image board style preference gets reset.

No. 1244141

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No. 1244145

>>1244141
I love these kek

No. 1244254

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this movie will be better than citizen kane, mark my words

No. 1244257

>>1244254
They couldn’t find a cute young dude to play ken? I understand they chose that actor because he’s popular but cmon

No. 1244281

>>1244257
Ken is just a prop anyway. I hope they wrote him as a huge himbo
>>1244254
Citizen Kane being referred to as the best movie of all time is a film major scrote cope

No. 1244296

>>1244257
they chose him bc the plot is that ken and barbie and old and washed up and get kicked out of barbieland

No. 1244322

>>1244296
They're both "old and washed up" yet Barbie is still WAY out of Ken's league

No. 1244332

>>1244322
Ntayrt, right? Like damn Barbie deserves better. Also she could never be old and washed-up. She transcend into good looking mature lady. Ken could never.

No. 1244409

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Every tranny looks like King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog

No. 1244435

>>1244281
scrotes love Citizen Kane because they're too stupid to appreciate The Magnificent Ambersons

No. 1244436

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kris

No. 1244439

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No. 1244486

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>>1244439
I can tell trailerparkangel took this screenshot. How very trailerparkery.

No. 1244488

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>>1244322
they probably made this shitty old people barbie plot just bc some asshole had a hardon for this rat faced moid

No. 1244500

>>1244436
Fuck. She looks like an evil shamaness final boss.

No. 1244515

>>1244436
She looks like she could have been a great slapstick comedienne in another life.

No. 1244538

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IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN

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No. 1244593

>>1244590
ewwwwwwww

No. 1244599

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No. 1244600

>>1244488
I unironically believe this. first of all, he is most scrotes' idea of what a handsome man looks like, even though they're wrong. second of all, movies have felt gayer lately. not that I'm complaining. still looking forward to this because it sounds fun

No. 1244607

>>1244599
spoonfeed me difference pls, i'm not staring for more than 10 seconds

No. 1244608

>>1244607
nvm just noticed the original is deleted kek

No. 1244614

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No. 1244619

>>1244599
You must be stopped

No. 1244640

>>1244435
Lol stfu everyone knows Orson's best movie was Touch of Evil.

No. 1244649

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>>1244486
I love that video, good bones

No. 1244652

The Supreme Court just ruled 9-0 that you're a cutie pie

No. 1244658

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No. 1244664

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>>1244600
Well he did use to be shilled as attractive among women too, but it seemed to be more about the "nonthreatening feminist man" memes about him back in the early 2010s. Glad we outgrew that shit because it was cringe.

No. 1244717

>>1244296
if that's the plot they failed miserably because margot looks hot as hell, not old or washed up at all

No. 1244748

>>1244538
BUFFALO BILL
GIVES ME THE CHILLS
BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT HE GIVES THEM TO YOUUU

No. 1244764

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>>1244748
SUCH IS LIFE WITH A 2D WIFE
THIS IS THE ANTHEM
OF TRASHCAN TROOOOOOOOOONS

No. 1244777

>>1244614
Rita my queen



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