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No. 1227447
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous shitposts
>>>/ot/1175583 No. 1227454
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The Jolly Green Giant is a himbo and you can’t convince me otherwise
No. 1227481
File: 1655363622168.gif (4.34 MB, 250x444, 5f53h3021k2344g4522.gif)
me n who
No. 1227489
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>>1227483My cinnamon buns?
No. 1227676
File: 1655387669920.jpg (37.33 KB, 300x381, brawnyman.jpg)
>>1227459Deepest apologies my sister in christ, but the brawny paper towel man > the jolly green giant
No. 1227782
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No. 1227801
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No. 1228296
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HI DOUG WALKER HERE
No. 1228313
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>>1228296Vsauce, Michael here
No. 1228321
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gonna crash at the pride parade and tell moids to cover up
No. 1228425
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No. 1228427
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Penis estimation game
No. 1228429
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No. 1228430
>>1228427I want Jin to fuck me. Why couldn't he rescue me from a brothel?
Anyway it's probably small because he's Japanese but I'm going to say 6.5 anyway. It's probably bigger than Mugen's. Mugen seems the type to be super cocky and get laid easily despite having smaller peen but is better at eating pussy
No. 1228498
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BOOOONNNNGGGG yoooouuuu raaang….?
No. 1228521
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No. 1228768
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yes
No. 1228775
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>>1228521She's so ugly it sometimes knocks me clean on my ass.
No. 1228780
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>>1228363komaeda is his deadname
No. 1228784
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What is the difference between this an the dumbass shit thread
No. 1228794
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>>1228784Someone didn't read the OP
No. 1228805
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>>1228800I forglub you nonna you're among friends
No. 1228810
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BUMP DON'T SCROLL
No. 1228821
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>>1228813wow well I don't regret it, it's the shitposting thread anyway
No. 1228891
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No. 1228912
File: 1655482377353.gif (5.06 MB, 480x480, 1651767920420.gif)
do you ever wonder
No. 1229017
File: 1655487094895.png (644.23 KB, 1200x538, heeg.png)
Well now I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my back pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
No. 1229039
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No. 1229048
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haiiii haiiii haiiii haiiiii haiiiii haiiii haiiii haiiii
No. 1229061
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hey babe its time for your flattening
No. 1229089
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so today is one of those days huh. bye nonnas i’ll see you all tomorrow then
No. 1229146
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>>1228913How's he hurting them? If anything something hurt his feelings to make him autistically do this
No. 1229507
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Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
Matthew 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;
Matthew 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;
Matthew 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;
Matthew 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;
Matthew 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
Matthew 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;
Matthew 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;
Matthew 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;
Matthew 1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
Matthew 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:
Matthew 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;
Matthew 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;
Matthew 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;
Matthew 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;
Matthew 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
No. 1229539
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After getting this ad on a website, I no longer want to connect to people.
No. 1229547
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>>1229539i'm sorry but I fucking lost it
No. 1229557
>>1229551The most common explanation for the the different genealogies provided in Matthew and Luke is that one is for Joseph and one is for Mary, with the final Joseph being her father instead of her husband. But there is no absolutely unequivocal canonical genealogy for Mary, mother of Christ. Christianity did not have as massive a cultic fascination with Mary during the time of the Gospels as Christians have now, otherwise there probably would be.
There are a lot of apocryphal gospels, especially about the infancy of Christ. Very interesting stuff. The Arabic Infancy Gospel and Gospel of Nicodemus are probably the best and were somewhat influential in Christianity. I'm personally a big fan of the texts from the Nag Hammadi library, most of which are Gnostic. Some are clearly Jewish instead of Christian and some are clearly unrelated Hermetic texts. It's a very esoteric form of Christianity far removed from orthodoxy. But there are a few texts that read about as well as any canonical text.
Also, shoutout to the epistles of Ignatius, the oldest non-canonical New Testament texts that are almost certainly legitimate. More legitimate than 2 Peter, in fact. I honestly am not sure why they didn't make it into the NT. They weren't even too late. Very interesting and influential texts and honestly I am ashamed at how obscure they are.
No. 1229568
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>>1229563How, do you
know you are a witch?
No. 1229573
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>>1229563bless you and your street kitties spooky
nonnie No. 1229754
File: 1655539463904.png (507.53 KB, 1200x599, fauci.png)
No. 1229763
File: 1655540276330.jpg (27.6 KB, 420x493, 1650454406635.jpg)
My time has finally come. Oddly I feel peaceful. It's strange yet calming. Interesting.
No. 1229868
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No. 1230457
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evil
No. 1230492
File: 1655594620952.gif (2.06 MB, 1164x664, Rolling-puppy.gif)
My blanket
No. 1230803
File: 1655603352891.jpeg (522.12 KB, 1125x1039, A2830ADB-7DE4-48F4-9018-3356D1…)
>>1229587wouldn't it be the same thing since (good) angels aren't supposed to do that shizz
No. 1230872
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>>1229770I love ya too, nonita.
>>1230390I am. Came down from a caffeine high. Took longer than I wanted but didn't crash like I usually do.
No. 1231089
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can the US Dollar please drop and crash so I can buy some cute make up and nice burgerland goods
No. 1231159
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Kek moids are so gay
No. 1231166
File: 1655639767024.jpg (145.48 KB, 1080x1058, archons.jpg)
>>1229759kek, may the nonnies ascend !
No. 1231183
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No. 1231224
File: 1655644637367.jpeg (186.44 KB, 1242x1001, E79D0733-931E-4C6A-AEC3-7535C3…)
miss themi……
No. 1231742
File: 1655666682180.gif (911.19 KB, 275x239, 1627445384255.gif)
Y aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi!
No. 1231764
File: 1655667249883.gif (6.66 MB, 470x495, 8V76F543E246K78.gif)
'touch grass' should be 'munch glass' instead
No. 1231797
File: 1655668408747.png (260.88 KB, 1238x642, lol.png)
>>1231786so it's just this meme
No. 1231812
File: 1655668801495.jpg (153.07 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
Don'tlistentotheradio Clap clap clap clap clap
No. 1231823
File: 1655669210485.gif (707.86 KB, 242x200, wb.gif)
Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move it like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
No. 1231994
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Anime tesla can get it
No. 1232130
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whips belt on bed and signals u to come here
No. 1232380
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Me
No. 1232473
File: 1655698218684.gif (8.73 MB, 640x640, 46G790V93O2246Z678.gif)
No. 1232538
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MY SKIN IS BURNINT MY FACE IS BURNING I WANT TO RIO MY SKIN OFF I WANT TO SCTACH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SENSATION I WANT RELIEF FROM THIS BULLSHIT
No. 1233385
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NOWNAS PWEASE HEWP!!!
No. 1233390
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>>1233385OHH NOO???1!!11 AYE YI-YI-YI-YI-YIIIII!!! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO??
No. 1233394
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>>1232538Eczema. Psoriasis. Acne. Razorburn.
With these powers combined, you have the reason I never left the house in high school
No. 1233397
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>>1233385Luckily, this fellow has no bones so he will certainly survive the spin cycle.
No. 1233425
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No. 1233578
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Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know
What we go through
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don't know
I have a really big heart
Please don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
Textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phones
And girls call me names
Like Miley said "I can't be tamed"
Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we lie
I've got the look
I've got the butt
But those things don't make me a slut
Boys call me stuck up
Girls say I'm conceited
On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed
Just cause I'm pretty
I have to be dumb
I don't care about which
I just wanna have fun
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is I didn't go to the party
Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot (hot hot hot hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we…
Why oh Why
Can't you see
You are all
Just like me
We make mistakes
And get in trouble
Now you know my hot girl struggle
No. 1233598
File: 1655797656084.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 66.99 KB, 749x744, 4E10B6B7-7B1B-45FF-BF1D-EDA12E…)
>>1233425Stop posting these images
Of these 2d dudes being handsome
Stop it!! It’s turning me on!!!
No. 1233735
>>1233709lmao no one reads the atlantic
I wish all scrotes and """journalists""" a bad day today. Just get a head and die.
No. 1234693
File: 1655879754033.jpg (145.49 KB, 640x640, -1754105728320129526.jpg)
So are these their cat balls
No. 1234819
File: 1655890767190.jpg (141.48 KB, 698x1024, virgin modernist vs stacy trad…)
literal virgin walk
No. 1235014
File: 1655912324517.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, 1651113491094.gif)
>>1234134nonnie I feel that and I am offended.
No. 1235242
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The uteris stores thee pouche.
No. 1235260
File: 1655923051405.jpg (38.13 KB, 720x890, Tumblr_l_8437246815817.jpg)
hu
No. 1235348
File: 1655925742515.jpg (114.84 KB, 736x1177, 67f771fb8004959fb0e9d7827b660f…)
>blocks your path
No. 1235462
File: 1655929436286.jpeg (71.24 KB, 479x479, 26DB7E92-723F-4E77-AFF3-653224…)
Zoomed
No. 1235470
File: 1655929651736.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1019x1684, F2B25A20-5EE4-400D-8FA9-9BC1AA…)
Mike Slack
No. 1235585
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No. 1235668
>>1235654Nooo!!! Damn it nonna I was hoping I found a loophole
So be it, I shall now wear flip-flops in this new society
No. 1236124
File: 1655980834789.jpg (303.38 KB, 1400x1400, daim-mini-mliecna-cokolada-s-k…)
I love them even though they kill my teeth
No. 1237214
File: 1656062442310.jpg (33.27 KB, 635x519, 76436fc3673923a3809380b5648eb7…)
White lines, pretty baby, tattoos
Don't know what they mean, they're special, just for you
No. 1238589
File: 1656108882980.jpg (108.11 KB, 1200x1527, 111.jpg)
There's something about oldschool coomer shit that I like. It's the chunkiness, the believability, and maybe the fact that sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.
No. 1238601
File: 1656109286504.jpeg (53.44 KB, 500x500, 805h.jpeg)
>>1238589>the chunkinesswhat
>the believabilitypfft what
>sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.WHAT
No. 1238644
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>>1238589I get what you're saying. Not all, of course, but some proportions were normal and good. Now it's too much DD cup high schoolers all around, when usually the busty women were the older ones, the secretary or femme fatale types. Not that it is good, but it's beyond the point of believability now.
No. 1238672
File: 1656111092610.png (Spoiler Image, 776.16 KB, 910x450, pamila strap.png)
>>1238589>>1238644>>1238652i love this type of trash too ugh
No. 1239319
File: 1656126068601.jpg (204.72 KB, 1280x853, kanye trans.jpg)
Move over Boyega
No. 1239395
File: 1656131685870.jpg (596.81 KB, 1341x1341, FaceApp_1656122114635.jpg)
Good night to cry and laugh and cry again, maybe possibly piss your pants. I'm sick of this world.
No. 1240740
File: 1656212867955.gif (4.32 KB, 50x50, cowspin.gif)
I would like to share my collection of spinny cows with you nonnies
No. 1240741
File: 1656212947887.gif (52.91 KB, 160x120, cowspin2.gif)
>>1240740this guy is goin the other way
No. 1240743
File: 1656213045813.gif (13.37 KB, 82x50, cowspin3.gif)
>>1240741this one is pretty fast
No. 1240754
File: 1656213464849.gif (23.04 KB, 100x100, spincow.gif)
>>1240743this one is brown, traditionally cows don't spin at this axis
No. 1240771
File: 1656214539520.gif (10.82 KB, 100x49, Untitled4.gif)
I really did do my best, Im so sorry. simply doesnt compare to anon's 3d spinny cows.
No. 1240791
File: 1656216162875.gif (31.29 KB, 200x148, cownonnie.gif)
>>1240771Here you go I hope you like it
No. 1240796
File: 1656216791766.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, cowpropellerhat.gif)
A philosophical question for you anons, is this a spinny cow??
No. 1240807
File: 1656217983667.gif (294.6 KB, 602x458, McGuirkSpinnyCow.gif)
My magnum opus
No. 1240840
File: 1656220936576.gif (28.28 KB, 185x177, beaniecowdance.gif)
I've remastered this gif for you nonnies, to view in high quality transparency
No. 1240847
File: 1656221244765.jpg (45.79 KB, 460x345, 969fa07977df7fe5a3e2462e2e401a…)
I used to play Kirby air ride city mode and follow around 1 CPU the whole match and destroy them/their vehicle, and any vehicles they were running to. It was my way of bullying someone and I kinda felt bad for them but I needed to get my dark triad energy out.
No. 1241110
File: 1656244774602.png (263.46 KB, 680x610, 49BD364F-DE63-478E-8EC7-A9C021…)
Does anyone find this type of humor funny or is it just me?
No. 1241934
File: 1656280940192.jpg (46.35 KB, 736x552, 8ccd4cd7fb2ba05baf0e336ba5a3f8…)
>blocks your path
No. 1242221
File: 1656297888128.gif (86.98 KB, 670x538, youspinmerightround.gif)
shitty drawn spincow
No. 1242224
>>1242221based spinny cow
very cute anon
No. 1242240
File: 1656298529454.gif (1.2 MB, 1080x1080, tumblr_ccff6111b62f39028e98e2b…)
>>1242221W-wow, is this for me??
No. 1242246
>>1242240ayrt
if youre THE original spinning cows poster…
y-yes No. 1242298
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Meet me in the trap, it's goin' down
Meet me in the mall, it's goin' down
Meet me in the club, it's goin' down
Anywhere you meet me, guaranteed to go down
No. 1242401
File: 1656311702605.gif (3.69 MB, 498x312, spinspinspin.gif)
>>1242246Holy shit wowie thank you anon! I love it so much
No. 1242489
>>1241762>>1241436I knew the reference might be missed by some but I caught a ban for this, kek
> Don't post bait and then pretend to be someone elseI was parodying the shit that took up the vent thread for hours yesterday. I'm not cousin fucker. None of my cousins are hot.
No. 1242567
File: 1656332280949.jpg (23.79 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow
'Cause no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
Trips to where, few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow,
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise
From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get
Shit but shanked by my disrespect
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Channeled to invoke what we represent
Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn
With all that dies to become unborn
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns
Curve like psychotropic scythes
And smell of torn flesh bled dry
By hell swarms of pests flies
Vomiting forth flames lit by
An older than ancient force
That slays this life with no remorse
The spiral storm
Of flames inside
The torch I raise
The force I ride
Feel my vessel go up in flames
Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed
Direct connection to the source
Vestment of unnatural force
Forever burning black torch
Wisdom of the old and true
Possessed by the chosen few
Shining to reveal the ways
Of a darkness that pervades
All that is and ever was
Inferno of witches blood
Worship is not on bended knee
Nature knows not of mercy
To pray is to accept defeat
Power pisses on the weak
Bow and beheaded by the beast
Beggar on a bitches leash
Scum is desperate for relief
Worship is the way I ride
Witching currents through the eye
Of storms that force the false to die
Worship the flames with which I rise
Into apocalyptic skies
Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone
In splintered skeleton I roam
Wastelands with not to call my own
But the path I walk alone
The hunger burns, within my gut
As my bones turn into dust
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
No. 1242904
File: 1656355101732.jpg (81.04 KB, 735x850, e308522ff5a7dcbbb2a3b2f833756e…)
No. 1242925
>>1242919I'm the trouble starter, punkin' cousinfucker
I'm the fear addicted, a danger cousinfucker
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
No. 1242956
File: 1656357738382.jpg (42.4 KB, 500x375, 3015062728_6b27f9a6ae.jpg)
>>1242904And they told me this
No. 1242978
File: 1656358990694.jpg (159.01 KB, 1080x1080, FVrZ2bQUUAAQIeV.jpg)
What will be her punishment?
No. 1243193
File: 1656369768182.jpg (48.7 KB, 638x468, cc35c8155b47e726a459ff41e8a69f…)
I'm talking about YOU
No. 1243340
File: 1656381917733.png (102.19 KB, 500x500, 3c3b.png)
clicking lolcow bookmark with this mouse hello everynonnie
No. 1243381
File: 1656384759475.jpg (34.8 KB, 735x579, 30b0495d5aa1047b23859549ff412e…)
Well?
No. 1243382
File: 1656384799304.jpg (123.03 KB, 1200x630, FWDihKYXgAQspFG.jpg)
No. 1243389
File: 1656385353136.gif (149.94 KB, 220x273, chrischan-chris.gif)
No. 1243400
File: 1656385831634.gif (1.57 MB, 498x372, future-spongebob.gif)
No. 1243439
File: 1656389091816.jpg (118.44 KB, 736x904, 39f595449fffde5954cd07a1e9d9dd…)
This is so true
No. 1243442
File: 1656389264266.png (8.38 KB, 240x160, 1651549032795.png)
Whenever I eat extremely heavily seasoned and marinated pork, my pussy smells exactly like the seasonings of the pork I ate for a few days. For even just a little, I become one with the porcine dish I slaved over.
No. 1243450
File: 1656390406313.jpeg (158.97 KB, 1125x905, 45A03DDB-8749-4451-B358-CCF7D6…)
No. 1243455
File: 1656390619265.jpeg (119.16 KB, 1170x886, 63AA094B-F3F8-406E-8FD2-15854F…)
No. 1243457
File: 1656390644948.jpeg (73.7 KB, 549x549, B77166C2-DFD9-41D1-B1F2-6A8B57…)
No. 1243476
File: 1656393439272.gif (371.9 KB, 500x365, 25a4ba1f21b5047510daccc74b1e4b…)
I feel like posting looney toons gifs periodically
No. 1243480
File: 1656393776821.png (312.84 KB, 1542x702, cat.PNG)
>>1243473this is you isnt it
No. 1243481
File: 1656393892953.jpeg (157.85 KB, 640x1067, F43CE4A8-4876-4AA6-80C6-1FA77C…)
>>1243473You got a kitbull?
No. 1243520
File: 1656398603581.png (145.66 KB, 327x327, li2f53htb9s71.png)
Bri'ish men be like
No. 1243786
>>1242913I got 2 bans in the last couple days for jokes I made that were taken as serious posts.. in this thread? What is happening
>>1243666Um we need to ban this poster.. they are clearly breaking the law.
No. 1243941
File: 1656436274634.gif (238.62 KB, 498x360, 006.gif)
>>1243921
Why shouldn't obvious jokes fly?
No. 1243946
File: 1656436851216.gif (2.33 MB, 540x355, 642842803ba25defebc73251958579…)
No. 1243949
File: 1656436975896.jpg (33.21 KB, 521x623, 124947930.jpg)
>>1243941Cuz people are given an inch and take a mile you gotta give them the clickies and reign them in
No. 1243953
File: 1656437212727.jpg (62.86 KB, 700x1400, 73dd7ab06e937d895e19f7b47d7b4b…)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Body crazy, curvy, wavy
No. 1243962
File: 1656437869871.jpg (108.2 KB, 697x697, FTqPl_JUAAYX4zO.jpg)
Every time I sage, my browser autocomplete with my email address with my full name and school. One day, I know I will make a mistake and out myself as a farmer, probably while typing a very embarrassing message. I live in fear, but I cannot stop.
No. 1243963
>>1243962Omg
nonnie I get scared of this too
No. 1244141
File: 1656445839454.jpg (180.18 KB, 1440x1454, Screenshot_20220628-154841_Ins…)
…
No. 1244254
File: 1656451223598.jpg (350.31 KB, 1366x2048, FWTUwdLWQAAhtC7.jpg)
this movie will be better than citizen kane, mark my words
No. 1244281
>>1244257Ken is just a prop anyway. I hope they wrote him as a huge himbo
>>1244254Citizen Kane being referred to as the best movie of all time is a film major scrote cope
No. 1244409
File: 1656461978380.jpg (39.33 KB, 500x500, artworks-000812369503-mj1t4m-t…)
Every tranny looks like King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog
No. 1244436
File: 1656464076697.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1062x1352, 426D1060-F134-41FD-B8CC-DA5D9C…)
kris
No. 1244439
File: 1656464803651.jpeg (948.88 KB, 902x1639, CB313265-69C4-43FF-A332-CED62A…)
No. 1244486
File: 1656468337199.webm (4.67 MB, 853x480, 6a7f0948b219aa10.webm)
>>1244439I can tell trailerparkangel took this screenshot. How very trailerparkery.
No. 1244488
File: 1656468386397.png (9.05 KB, 838x197, imdb.PNG)
>>1244322they probably made this shitty old people barbie plot just bc some asshole had a hardon for this rat faced moid
No. 1244538
File: 1656472134156.gif (1.03 MB, 498x286, 256893b7960ecc81302cc518de1a04…)
IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN
No. 1244649
File: 1656484300995.jpeg (43.9 KB, 770x433, skeletons-1617539_960_720.jpeg)
>>1244486I love that video, good bones
No. 1244664
File: 1656485972192.jpg (33.34 KB, 480x478, movies_ryan-gosling-feminist.j…)
>>1244600Well he did use to be shilled as attractive among women too, but it seemed to be more about the "nonthreatening feminist man" memes about him back in the early 2010s. Glad we outgrew that shit because it was cringe.
No. 1244748
>>1244538BUFFALO BILL
GIVES ME THE CHILLS
BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT HE GIVES THEM TO YOUUU
No. 1244764
File: 1656497436249.gif (1.02 MB, 360x270, ygXzjW.gif)
>>1244748SUCH IS LIFE WITH A 2D WIFE
THIS IS THE ANTHEM
OF TRASHCAN TROOOOOOOOOONS
No. 1245023
File: 1656514143412.gif (7.89 MB, 320x568, F34BB6E6-38B2-4C54-B882-DD5B42…)
Who wants some tater tots
No. 1245055
File: 1656515391356.gif (331.47 KB, 112x112, 1611185559356.gif)
>>1245023With coney chili, cheese, and finely chopped onions on them and little lines of ketchup and mustard
No. 1245100
File: 1656517197895.jpeg (82.3 KB, 750x929, 43B8AF4E-4D7E-4FCD-87B8-026D5A…)
No. 1245409
File: 1656531821747.jpg (191.36 KB, 719x919, that one scene in that one tom…)
Testing metadata using this image which is a screenshot from Garry's Mod made with the in-game camera tool then cropped in Paint and renamed.
No. 1245410
File: 1656531933931.png (68.46 KB, 858x832, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-44…)
>>1245409The original unedited GMod screenshot metadata.
No. 1245412
File: 1656532020137.png (78.92 KB, 830x908, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-46…)
>>1245409>>1245410The metadata of the screenshot after being cropped in Paint and the exact file I originally uploaded on lolcow.
No. 1245414
File: 1656532091338.png (71.03 KB, 821x774, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-47…)
>>1245409Metadata after uploading it to Discord and downloading it again from Discord.
No. 1245415
File: 1656532166638.png (74.59 KB, 817x887, Screenshot 2022-06-29 at 22-48…)
>>1245409Metadata after uploading the same file to Lolcow and downloading it again from Lolcow.
No. 1245669
File: 1656546966151.jpeg (169.23 KB, 807x583, 4DEB8BC9-9F52-42BB-8499-EC395D…)
I DON'T WANT A TISSUE WHEN MY NOSE IS RUNNY I JUST WANT A PLATE AND A FORK AND A BUNNY
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU A JOKE THAT IS FUNNY I JUST WANT A PLATE AND A FORK AND A BUNNY
No. 1245684
File: 1656548069433.gif (405.78 KB, 240x184, Veggie.gif)
>>1245669I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,
No. 1245686
File: 1656548286075.gif (2.36 MB, 368x263, 1ee741adf7b12696fb354c9d99c9a0…)
>>1245682Anti Veggie Chans leave
No. 1245754
File: 1656555868024.jpeg (52.86 KB, 450x499, AE698369-7011-4D17-AC09-E3CE14…)
>>1245412Tag yourself I'm "mime type"
>>1245747Nothing, apparently. I don't see any shocking revelation in the data. It would be different if it stored location info like some photos do
No. 1245757
File: 1656556127479.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1125x1325, BFC45D9F-95A6-4617-966A-BCCF06…)
>>1245716we should turn all our characters, historical figures, and creatures of legend into anthro vegetables
No. 1245766
File: 1656556622162.jpeg (18.97 KB, 480x360, 10276DFE-0546-4732-B5D5-6C979B…)
>>1245763accept God into your heart
No. 1245774
File: 1656557838377.jpeg (289.27 KB, 1756x1956, 1BEA637C-0AA1-4383-BFED-B90484…)
Ah yes, vegetables and Jesus. Thanks for the flashbacks of CCD class and retreats.
No. 1245873
File: 1656567339438.png (1.73 MB, 870x901, borzoi.PNG)
not sure what thread to put this in but wanted to share my creation
No. 1245876
>>1245873We have an entire thread dedicated for that.
>>>/m/197857Enjoy!
No. 1246790
File: 1656637387226.png (125.05 KB, 693x505, 8B9B64AE-F075-4ADF-A6FB-CFD838…)
>>1245895No hate but I'm confused why anon called it god's work, do the headers affect that much?
No. 1246800
File: 1656638218032.png (119.91 KB, 595x338, 7e810e8aa22d-41aea62e40e0f42a4…)
Reminder that /ot/ is a SERIOUS board for SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY. not my ban fwiw.
No. 1246853
File: 1656642263730.jpg (42.68 KB, 735x413, ff3a52181d3641facc2a2bec32c653…)
Dang
No. 1246863
>>1246800Did they ban her for posting Leon beefcake or for oofing at the Leon beefcake?
How dare she ban Leon beefcake
No. 1246889
>>1246853Those joints are really big
Or are my lungs small
No. 1247216
File: 1656676591392.jpg (99.89 KB, 1242x497, 4972549863.jpg)
No. 1247452
File: 1656694442089.jpg (4.23 KB, 263x192, 3675309.jpg)
Shitten
No. 1247484
File: 1656696448603.jpeg (44.03 KB, 623x342, 2FD5F660-891B-44BC-AADC-DFBC36…)
>wake up july 1st
>no longer gay
>back to being straight for 11 months
No. 1247716
File: 1656710402985.jpeg (117.23 KB, 563x575, D0F26165-7B90-4758-8566-2108B5…)
if you hate men and you know it buy a gun
If you hate men and you know it buy a gun
IF you want to clean the streets of mass shooters and deadbeats
if you hate men and you know it buy agun
No. 1247945
File: 1656723371813.jpeg (31.47 KB, 275x270, 4099307B-280C-4544-A8CF-67C8AD…)
>>1247938Even though I'm a 21st century schizoid woman I will hold you anon.
No. 1247952
File: 1656723830703.jpg (107.84 KB, 750x745, original_e35e3754d7e94b002f330…)
No. 1247959
>>1247952spot fucking on
thanks for nothing zuck.
No. 1247965
File: 1656724505007.jpeg (128.18 KB, 720x744, 041494EA-7E16-46D3-AA9A-A9AAA5…)
>>1247945Thank you
nonny… I feel your embrace
No. 1247976
File: 1656725118830.jpg (1.47 MB, 1242x1227, original_1e2aacce329e9f6680854…)
No. 1247978
File: 1656725374532.jpg (204.45 KB, 827x797, original_02643a811e99386196b15…)
No. 1247996
File: 1656726719120.jpeg (34.33 KB, 236x314, A308E0EC-C55C-41DA-B8F9-14B8F3…)
>>1247987I need this so bad
No. 1248000
>>1247972>>1247991Forgot to expand on the
why. It's a mix of both, new technology grants new capabilities to us, inevitably they are then used for evil on a whole new scale
No. 1248036
>>1248028I don't know but you're
my little anonita faggot
No. 1248037
File: 1656728966449.jpg (152.78 KB, 736x1104, d3553ec46d34f680182ab779ee114d…)
>blocks your path
No. 1248039
File: 1656729084795.gif (1.67 MB, 354x345, 881D53AB-4309-41E0-82C7-C03433…)
>>1248037a hubba dubba nonna wonna aWOOGAh
No. 1248044
File: 1656729321465.jpg (14.2 KB, 324x451, am_burb_must_scream.jpg)
time to sCREAM
a!
No. 1248053
File: 1656729920265.png (318.28 KB, 402x442, C6E23A0A-B511-445E-82A4-8A7D2F…)
>>1248047bringin eikichy back
No. 1248055
File: 1656730021699.png (1.05 MB, 600x1920, 3CF0D804-CF44-495F-B754-E0339F…)
>>1248037Gross. hes probably on steroids with nuts the size of raisins.
No. 1248056
File: 1656730085773.jpg (21.6 KB, 610x610, lee si young.jpg)
>>1248037Seeing buff attractive Asian dudes has always been weird for me because their faces are usually a little effeminate and they have small disproportionate heads. It's one thing if they're just fit and have some muscles or if they're not feminine-looking, but the very buff ones are weird to me. Not that buff guys have to be super ugly and manly and look like they're on steroids, of course.Anyway, I challenge him to a duel and throw out picrel.
No. 1248057
File: 1656730088331.jpeg (111.67 KB, 632x824, 13FD7015-DB7E-46FB-AE18-E5E783…)
>>1248052If you deleted hers why can I still see it? checkmate nonnums
No. 1248059
File: 1656730139145.gif (1.63 MB, 400x300, music goes hard.gif)
>>1248037i challenge him to a dance off
No. 1248076
File: 1656730581629.jpg (28.04 KB, 393x450, 5726424-halloween-image-of-an-…)
>>1248056>buff attractive Asian dudes has always been weird for me because their faces are usually a little effeminategood, hes not a bald joe rogan-esque veiny ever-expanding skull chimp/human hybridoid
No. 1248091
File: 1656731245459.jpeg (23 KB, 480x232, 8EA37F54-F183-4AAB-BF33-1422EB…)
>>1248082Yessss ah-hehehe
No. 1248111
File: 1656732400023.jpg (23.09 KB, 512x512, me.jpg)
hora de pelear
No. 1248122
File: 1656733064318.jpeg (53.45 KB, 468x468, 09709EB5-244D-4494-BAE8-3E1015…)
>>1248116one eye on the prize
No. 1248126
File: 1656733273713.jpg (41.61 KB, 500x501, rhea ripley.jpg)
>>1248115>>1248076Eh, to each their own. They don't have to look like Joe Rogan but I don't like when they look feminine either. I prefer buff woman over buff men any day anyway.
If any muscular ladies are reading this, pls hit me up I want to bite your abs. You can be on steroids and everything I don't care.
No. 1248131
File: 1656733483242.jpg (24.73 KB, 450x444, 11ad7fb8147ac96e5726019918a1f9…)
borra eso puta
No. 1248135
>>1247991Stupid, the Garden of Eden, Pandora's box, and Prometheus aren't real events they are just cautionary tales. Also see how the first two stories mentioned it's the woman's fault for unleashing evil, and Prometheus is an anti-hero anyway. Eden is seen as evidence of woman's seduction and Pandaora is seen as evidence of women just being untrustworthy. These are also stories written by men.
See that Prometheus, the male example, sacrifices himself for the sake of humans by introducing fire, and then being punished to getting his liver torn out everyday for the rest of time.
No. 1248141
>>1248137Actually, the Garden of Eden, Pandora's Box and Prometheus are vastly different and your whole point sucks, I've decided. The Garden of Eden is a Christian creation story explaining natural sin. It puts most of the blame on women so it simultaneously teaches that women are manipulative seductresses and are punished by having to give birth and get periods.
Prometheus was a god himself, not a human, who gave humans fire and was punished by Zeus for stepping out of line and giving more power to mortals.
Pandora's Box also had nothing to do with seeking innovation, really. She was entrusted to not open a box and her curiosity brought along great plagues and disasters for mankind but also, if I recall directly, some positives as well. All of the pleasures but also pains of living.
I guess her curiosity bringing along great suffering is thematic and fits your point.
No. 1248144
File: 1656734601199.gif (235.51 KB, 220x180, BD44E1DA-3571-494A-9E3A-D619FD…)
>>1248141Okay, cool. Way to show you're incapable of looking beyond your own idea of the originator's intent and seeing the big picture which applies to all humanity
No. 1248146
>>1248144You really think god wrote those stories? Men wrote those stories, mythologies are crafted usually with moral lessons in mind. Garden of Eden's lesson is to not listen to women, Pandora's box is to not entrust a woman with a box, and Prometheus is not human but explains at what point mortals became more intelligent and how it came from the gods, even though the gods would've preferred the people to be unga bunga forever.
Your argument has been shredded, flayed, scalped. Logoff.
No. 1248147
File: 1656734818462.jpeg (14.57 KB, 236x169, 837EF4A1-F4B0-44FC-A0F4-DA7B07…)
>>1248142don't worry about it
No. 1248154
File: 1656735165978.jpeg (43.84 KB, 680x589, D9774596-A70A-4F30-8862-2315DB…)
>>1248151This is the retarded shitposting thread, so no. You're completely misunderstanding my point and literary/cultural analysis, but I guess that's on par with the thread which we really should get back in gear with
No. 1248164
File: 1656735661028.png (118.33 KB, 483x501, 371-3710253_image-plankton-spo…)
>>1248162
HHAHHAHAHA I WIN I WIIIINN HAHHAHAHAH I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
………………..
KRAAAAAAAAAABs
No. 1248177
File: 1656736934732.gif (1.47 MB, 220x391, 3.gif)
No. 1248189
File: 1656737702677.jpeg (40.93 KB, 680x384, 01E88D3E-F6DF-4C9E-B1E6-F5C609…)
>>1248187not what I meant
No. 1248193
>>1248192M E N A R E N T R E A L
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No. 1248212
File: 1656738480812.jpeg (666.91 KB, 2000x1117, ECB9EDDD-3C06-46B0-B78C-B2AA9C…)
DISCUSS
No. 1248230
File: 1656741028717.jpg (23.69 KB, 458x353, FD-IpnnWYBYyzhq.jpg)
>>1248193>>1248192They are all in my jar
No. 1248393
File: 1656763541301.png (610.66 KB, 420x682, edelgord.PNG)
>>1248352They hate to see a girl boss winning.
Pop-Up Parade too so they will be affordable. Dimitri and Felix are set to open pre-orders this month
>>1248366Fire Emblem
No. 1248789
>>1248212i could fix him. i could make him
worse ♥
No. 1249485
File: 1656843396603.jpg (365.56 KB, 877x912, 1378837229584_jpg.jpg)
post your ideal man, i'll go first
No. 1249492
File: 1656844089050.jpg (56.88 KB, 698x727, FQ_2ib2X0AAGLAe.jpg)
I think I'm gonna stop caring about how I look and straight up dress like that everyday
No. 1249519
File: 1656846190982.jpg (133.09 KB, 959x1280, squirreltism.jpg)
No. 1250396
File: 1656915899666.jpg (85.13 KB, 762x600, 23a54b4e85e6cecba08ee149c9c04b…)
They got my heart, they got my soul
They know the stuff nobody knows
When we're posting in threads we’re cussing like sailors
Non-nonnies are staring and talking in whispers
“Hey, what’s with the strange breed?”
They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me
And if you’re standing on the ledge
I’ll pull ya down, put you to bed
And if you’re bleeding from the heart
I'll come around, and clean it up
When we’re at the party, we’re dancing on tables
Non-nonnies are staring like they got a peephole
“Hey, look at the strange breed”
They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me
A motley crew, a rodeo
A goddamn zoo, a circus show
But oh don’t you know how it goes
We are all talking each other home
They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me
They's my nonnies, they's my nonnies
They might be crazy, but they's my nonnies
You can’t get to them unless you get through me, yeah
You fuck with them, you fuck with me
No. 1250415
File: 1656917819588.webm (1.96 MB, 576x1024, 1656848813458.webm)
men are so retarded
No. 1250452
File: 1656923836635.gif (Spoiler Image, 220.29 KB, 640x959, monkey-bread-1597440025.gif)
>>1250406That's epic
nonnie, mine looked like this
No. 1250763
File: 1656954436402.jpg (74.15 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)
>>1250761forgot the image lol
No. 1250792
File: 1656955896694.jpg (197.93 KB, 1284x1262, 82211bbb38e5dd67541adda68f_333…)
>>1250763it's all I have chief
No. 1250836
File: 1656957649866.jpg (140.18 KB, 500x454, 1613681743115-2.jpg)
>>1250761>>1250763Needs work but 10 guy feminized is my fav
No. 1250944
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>>1248177I love this gif kek. Cats are fucking retarded.
No. 1250999
File: 1656966251424.jpeg (103.53 KB, 601x508, 653BD44D-61F8-4FAB-B4AB-52AED8…)
>name's frankie. nonbinary. pronouns they/them.
No. 1251121
File: 1656971182500.jpg (39.84 KB, 468x500, 65d0652b65f3b01e3e495998eca660…)
it's weird how no one seems to be talking abut this…
No. 1251129
File: 1656971459491.jpg (46.26 KB, 505x912, c9cd845f020b2088ecfd2fe951d552…)
>>1251121finally someone posting about the real important stuff, thank you
nonnie No. 1251154
File: 1656972805783.jpg (16.83 KB, 405x406, 33923066fd16aa46d5277cb1243782…)
>>1251129they want to keep us quiet about this… someone has to say something, before they get me i-
No. 1251168
File: 1656973231277.jpg (61.18 KB, 736x649, f83a9145343469d3d5241bb866c1fb…)
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No. 1251203
File: 1656974778057.png (297.85 KB, 556x658, 1655803473352.png)
>>1251154nooooooo
nonnie !
No. 1251280
File: 1656978391760.jpg (94.7 KB, 600x706, de468e362105ce90a5cb5d58d3099f…)
No. 1251423
File: 1656988887948.gif (4.82 MB, 435x498, 9F315DC3-6417-427C-91A1-2B42D0…)
>>1251420my search for answers wound up…
inconclusive
No. 1251425
File: 1656989198609.jpeg (40.39 KB, 563x659, sq.jpeg)
No. 1251474
File: 1656996026461.webm (825.61 KB, 640x392, Miku.webm)
Honestly, it's a fucking crime that you can upload a decent sized webm with sound to this site and no one takes advantage of this
DO BETTER FARMERS
No. 1251621
File: 1657005963686.jpeg (234.26 KB, 1440x1800, 21900294-8D0B-4DF4-A708-C7678E…)
Me irl
No. 1251694
File: 1657011221523.webm (1.44 MB, 460x818, azeo7Dj_460sv.webm)
Turn the fuken sound on
>>1251474 Will do m'
nonnie No. 1251884
File: 1657030978544.jpg (201.77 KB, 1080x1440, 1657030762534.jpg)
Kitten stew kitten stew it's my favorite thing to do
No. 1251900
File: 1657031538801.jpg (62.49 KB, 1200x675, wsdft4x.jpg)
>>1251884Get him the FUCK out of there
nonnie No. 1252624
File: 1657087535491.gif (951.24 KB, 400x225, tumblr_miikacpbQn1qk32f3o1_400…)
dun dun dun dun
CON LOS TERRORISTAS
No. 1252634
File: 1657088964337.jpg (29.77 KB, 460x613, a9YrQM0_460s.jpg)
shtinky shmelly
No. 1252730
File: 1657098216646.jpg (85.79 KB, 1034x572, WEEDSMOKINGGFS.jpg)
I WANT SOME FUCKING WEED
No. 1252782
File: 1657105316592.jpg (296.88 KB, 1000x1000, 82041303_p0_master1200.jpg)
>>1252746true, but just like I love corgis, I also love borzois
No. 1252872
File: 1657114993643.jpg (61.16 KB, 500x516, 8a663813b6f0064cdb68c4a844cf36…)
All I want is to be with a group of drunk or stoned weebs to talk shit about bad anime or play old games with bad voice acting. Especially now that I no longer worry about being lame or cringe. I miss being immature with some spare time and nothing to worry about.
No. 1252913
File: 1657120374367.gif (6.76 MB, 640x360, pedro-pascal-mandalorian.gif)
>>1251997I believe it was the actor's demo reel for something
No. 1253462
File: 1657158302303.jpg (96.07 KB, 1078x1922, 1657131861820.jpg)
No. 1253523
File: 1657169629559.jpg (28.53 KB, 564x555, 85d00e2101a88a5df468e0494eb3f8…)
>blocks your path
No. 1253534
File: 1657170531934.jpg (97.97 KB, 1280x720, 169629559.jpg)
>>1253523Imperial forced defined, facing 1 kitty samurai
No. 1254156
File: 1657226382372.jpeg (63.73 KB, 551x640, 06A3257C-1E38-4C2A-B33D-A5DB77…)
Dibs on the chin
No. 1254199
File: 1657227780312.png (42.06 KB, 600x585, 8b6b9bcd4f70827fb74eaca50d0cf5…)
>>1233709>can "date" 3DPG easily but prefer husbando>moids shoot themselves/others because women ignore themi would seethe too if i was a cheap currency moid tbh
No. 1254336
File: 1657237928728.jpg (145 KB, 1125x1394, xJFbBoq.jpg)
No. 1254466
File: 1657251638113.jpg (32.75 KB, 500x375, 64e65a97b6a79c0599bb08d13800b8…)
>me, a navel gazer
No. 1254563
File: 1657263553261.png (Spoiler Image, 78.48 KB, 118x364, ummm.png)
>>1251423>>1254546He had a cute bum before he hit the wall.
No. 1254933
File: 1657290961296.jpg (504.98 KB, 1080x928, Screenshot_20220703-070402_Gal…)
No. 1254934
File: 1657290987088.jpg (77.17 KB, 500x490, MzB-BC5c96kAvSV1OSM60KE7qzZYtX…)
No. 1254936
File: 1657291023224.jpeg (23.42 KB, 275x273, 1655172582531.jpeg)
No. 1254938
File: 1657291078598.gif (1.22 MB, 275x275, 1634880398101.gif)
No. 1254939
File: 1657291113407.jpg (245.11 KB, 1080x1029, 20220520_221350.jpg)
No. 1254942
File: 1657291159339.jpg (17.1 KB, 275x251, 1653158973744.jpg)
No. 1254944
File: 1657291197456.jpg (184.94 KB, 1080x1047, 20220520_222023.jpg)
No. 1254945
File: 1657291250742.jpg (40.75 KB, 275x272, 1648637467017.jpg)
No. 1254947
File: 1657291274813.jpeg (18.78 KB, 275x206, 1656888661440.jpeg)
No. 1254948
File: 1657291363953.png (512.32 KB, 540x722, D3A44129-EBCF-4542-ACCB-AA7D9E…)
bump
No. 1254954
File: 1657291662139.jpg (132.81 KB, 800x776, 1652126203341.jpg)
No. 1254956
File: 1657291819611.jpg (37.77 KB, 1024x566, g.jpg)
hey there, girlie
No. 1255186
File: 1657306051613.jpeg (80.71 KB, 1088x698, E470081C-9084-4DC0-B016-AA7551…)
No. 1255631
File: 1657333443088.png (22.11 KB, 500x375, 430E7A15-8CB0-4034-90EC-BA23A2…)
le me le reading le depraved problematic fanfiques of my depraved problematic husbandeau
No. 1255657
File: 1657337920024.png (153.39 KB, 903x583, ED8E3AC1-C080-4774-8CA9-7ADDA9…)
Wooo weee that’s a whole lot twinkies
No. 1255780
File: 1657352195633.png (2 MB, 867x1091, 8F2A2301-3E49-41FD-8782-4D5FC1…)
Fakeboi moment
No. 1255825
File: 1657360306935.png (2.04 MB, 1675x944, chimimo.png)
I want to skewer and bbq these hornpuffs
No. 1255868
File: 1657368277265.jpg (40.38 KB, 1200x900, rexfeatures_1423212a.jpg)
you think you're better than me just because you have a shorter reaction time bitch? you think you and your bitch friends can just come and bzzzzzz around me when I'm ill and weak and I'm still trying to enjoy my soup despite the fact it doesn't have a taste? you think you can mock me by vomiting on my food because you know I will most likely puke after I eat? are you one of those bitches who enjoy poop and vomit jokes? haha I put my vomit in your vomit so funny bzzzzz. Fuck you cunt
No. 1256162
File: 1657387016645.jpeg (71.48 KB, 886x156, 20358F66-5B49-45EC-ACD0-8B77D4…)
Trannies did 9/11 and Abe
No. 1256480
File: 1657405099403.gif (972.49 KB, 720x402, 76919600d00d19a31a546381b387e3…)
No. 1256909
File: 1657426228892.jpeg (14.85 KB, 217x232, download (16).jpeg)
Edgy 4 Lyfe
No. 1256979
File: 1657431133754.png (12.58 KB, 986x43, 291363403_2825302531097815_307…)
No. 1257048
File: 1657441392869.gif (718.79 KB, 500x384, spoopy.gif)
THERE'S ONLY 113 DAYS LEFT UNTIL HALLOWEEN!!!
No. 1257309
File: 1657462777164.jpg (32.95 KB, 564x627, 1.jpg)
kmedic
No. 1257379
File: 1657465937339.png (941.04 KB, 753x3408, 50b172dc-29cd-415b-9530-6c8c36…)
oh my god
No. 1257451
File: 1657469546083.png (191.02 KB, 340x435, son.png)
His son
No. 1257834
File: 1657485520766.png (403.53 KB, 600x601, westvseast.png)
>>1257825I'm more into western medicine myself
No. 1257874
File: 1657487996900.jpg (545.88 KB, 500x1333, pink pills.jpg)
time to take my meds
No. 1258044
File: 1657503770872.jpg (124.65 KB, 736x981, a5346d15b17f0d6af8fe29121c0da9…)
>blocks your skyline photo
No. 1258958
File: 1657573876058.jpg (210.3 KB, 720x888, 612ead9eed4610692daa502fac03e2…)
What kind of credentials does your cat have
No. 1260706
File: 1657673283483.png (542.16 KB, 1065x536, How.png)
Okay someone explain this trick to me.
No. 1260722
File: 1657674011033.jpg (362.31 KB, 1080x1080, suitz.jpg)
>>1260706all the cards have been changed and not just yours. the suits aren't the same i you look closely
No. 1260728
File: 1657674217145.gif (3.6 MB, 435x250, PleaseNonniesImustknowthesecre…)
Somebody explain the, "Is this your card?" trick to me as well. Because damn.
No. 1260760
File: 1657677493266.jpeg (471.03 KB, 1080x1080, D553A785-74D9-43EC-9A56-B15C51…)
>>1260756for visual learner
No. 1260794
>>1260756the first and second card lineups are completely different. they switch the suits around.
the second lineup will be the same value cards but with diferent suits.
there are no two same cards from one screen to the next.
the card you picked won't be there because none of the cards you could have picked will be.
No. 1260977
>>1258044Grab his boob
Put in mouth and sucle
No. 1261039
File: 1657701952200.gif (556 KB, 400x305, 12345678910111213.gif)
blood and sweat and tears and shit and piss on the dance floor
No. 1261503
File: 1657729428922.png (369.47 KB, 1200x2486, 993C0087-83A3-4108-B74C-345F8F…)
>>1251621What on earth is a set in this context?
No. 1261513
File: 1657730208765.jpg (61.44 KB, 1300x1078, young-american-alligator-rose-…)
Wrah wraah wrah rah rah wrah wrah onanana.. want ur bad romance..
No. 1262151
File: 1657758566403.jpg (56.31 KB, 606x618, media-1.bin.jpg)
O
B
E
Y
No. 1262213
File: 1657765786146.jpeg (83.2 KB, 900x713, fb80b5a5-9fb9-494c-925b-acabd1…)
Play food cube quiz with me nonnies?
No. 1262216
>>1262213top left: meat ʕु••ʔु
is that how you play?
No. 1262224
File: 1657766707921.png (159.61 KB, 1207x438, loll.png)
Saw this comment on a movie and laffed
No. 1262247
File: 1657770044825.png (1.2 MB, 899x711, cube.png)
>>1262220Is there a limit on how many we can do? I didn't wanna do too many but here's my contribution
No. 1262299
File: 1657779750923.jpg (745.37 KB, 1080x2163, Screenshot_20220713-232123_Chr…)
HOW IS THIS NOT LETTUCE? ICEBERG? ROMAINE? WHAT IS IT????
No. 1262350
File: 1657787747591.jpeg (11.98 KB, 299x168, images (6).jpeg)
Honey slime best slime
No. 1262351
File: 1657787853065.gif (941.32 KB, 303x303, tumblr_ae19b62f67d21ccd8b5899e…)
>>1262350Better than Elden Ring
No. 1262361
File: 1657789958930.png (1.93 MB, 1061x812, Photoshop_02GeSHseVU.png)
more of a challenge than I thought, but it was entertaining
No. 1262437
File: 1657804688093.gif (245.81 KB, 411x498, conga-tf2.gif)
No. 1262441
File: 1657804978583.gif (147.41 KB, 57x70, 1633306431867.gif)
>>1262439never. tf2 is pure sex
No. 1262493
File: 1657812217741.jpg (53.86 KB, 448x430, Gator.jpg)
No. 1262584
File: 1657817396623.jpeg (108.38 KB, 600x600, 91E20B98-373D-4AD9-B1E6-2C7E46…)
>>1262200>>1262208oddly specific meme then
No. 1262624
File: 1657820896834.jpeg (18.92 KB, 480x306, 5A527614-D9C7-42E8-BBB5-E23A3A…)
>>1262598This is the retard shitposting thread not the retarded opinions thread sweaty
No. 1263087
File: 1657853864516.gif (6.1 MB, 320x568, A51D659C-CAC4-42F5-9E94-AAE228…)
yellow fever hours have begin
No. 1263092
File: 1657854502038.png (241.48 KB, 345x349, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)
>>1262241Nonni no…. You can't mean…
No. 1263096
File: 1657854765737.gif (279.98 KB, 75x100, 1647398165032.gif)
Men are built for labor and service
No. 1263100
File: 1657855157594.jpg (117.38 KB, 1300x958, 1635729609684.jpg)
>>1263093>>1263087Post one with an actually good chest, then we'll talk.
No. 1263101
File: 1657855180892.gif (1006.41 KB, 275x275, 1657059971101.gif)
No. 1263114
File: 1657856844997.jpeg (16.42 KB, 168x200, 92A84749-67FF-4284-8125-AECFF6…)
No. 1263330
File: 1657884796467.png (567.22 KB, 1164x718, Screen_Shot_2021_08_26_at_1.09…)
>>1262657She should buy these
No. 1263531
File: 1657899397174.jpg (42.07 KB, 377x538, d6f4ce260b5ffd675dff069dbd34b3…)
It's time to post BBBs.
No. 1263542
File: 1657900170939.jpeg (81.11 KB, 900x612, A020BEFE-7EAC-4C3A-8E93-B29AA5…)
>>1263531Big beautiful birds? This one is pretending to be a rabbit.
No. 1263752
File: 1657910257087.jpeg (84.72 KB, 650x450, EB7EF3BD-AB9C-4B3B-99E3-16D403…)
>>1263531My favorite bird
No. 1263861
File: 1657917190668.jpg (445.08 KB, 2930x1953, 190414090035-01-cassowary.jpg)
SUP FUCKERS
No. 1263884
File: 1657918165337.jpg (68.74 KB, 640x471, kiwis.jpg)
SBB
No. 1263890
File: 1657918400068.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.97 KB, 682x1024, 07BOOBIESJP2-jumbo-v3.jpg)
>>1263861Spoilered for booby
No. 1263930
File: 1657920259183.jpg (68.67 KB, 1024x512, Marabou stork.jpg)
>>1263531Ith it my clothup thweetheart?
No. 1263936
File: 1657920841890.jpg (80.73 KB, 426x640, DXSlLbeXUAAEuQr.jpg)
>>1263930>is marabou stork meat poisonous? It isn't poisonous, but it's a definite health hazard. Since marabou storks will dine on trash, scraps, carcasses, and even feces, their meat can be dangerous to consumeLiteral trash bird
No. 1263962
File: 1657922505321.jpg (78.37 KB, 1066x209, Screenshot_20220715-170041_Fir…)
Which goddess do we praise for this
No. 1264015
File: 1657925444007.jpeg (47.43 KB, 445x528, 08BEA6C3-7641-4067-9870-71303A…)
Streets saying Ricky Martin is a pedophile wtf
No. 1264019
>>1264015gay man being a pedophile?
wouldn't shock me
No. 1264087
File: 1657930108276.jpg (75.19 KB, 736x835, 572d9059329ecf243973f2e7833e8d…)
>approaches you
No. 1264165
>be me
>came out as a terf early 2020
>second lockdown in 2020, bored as shit
>spend 15hours on my phone during the lockdown
>looking at expensive items that my parents wont let me buy
>plans to get money to buy it by myself, larping as a troon because im tired to see them e-begging online everyday
>set up a fake twitter account, join edtwt because its popular
>bio is « transgirl, she/they, lesbian, sanrio fan, edtwt only! »
> tweet random ed stuff just to gain followers
>mental health drained because to interract with troons, but i have to continue
>copy all my followings writing manners, expressions, layout, pfp, to be well integrated
>successful integration, 300 followers and already joined a lot of group chats
>tweet same boring ed stuffs for 2 months
>meanwhile, im setting up a fake GFM campaign with 5k goal
>start to tweeting worrying shit like « ugh i feel so suicidal n dysphoric:(» ; « ugh i hate being beaten by my dad bc im feminine ;(»
>followers are sending me kind messages and worrying about me kek
>day has come, post gfm link with « my parents found out im trans, im so scared i have to pack my stuff and have to quit my house asap, please help me i need to rent an appartement soon, my country dont recognize trans people so i am completely alone this is urgent»
> tweet gets 700rts in a hour and a bunch of troon are tweeting to send funds to me
>goes to sleep
>wakes up in the middle of the night
>random user sent me 500$ on my gfm
>told me thru DMs that gfm takes some fees so its better to move to paypal
>sent 5000$ on paypal in 48hours, fully believes my story
>deactivated my edtwt acc as soon as i had my cash
>bought everything ive wanted, life is good
>to this day my friends ask me how i got this money, i often lie and say it was a sugar daddy kek
No. 1264201
>>1263092pounds fists on tableRat cube!
Rat cube!
RAT CUBE!
RAT CUBE!
RAT CUBE!
No. 1264214
File: 1657940392377.gif (33.4 KB, 480x430, madcowuk.gif)
In an alternate universe, we held townhalls on habbo hotel.
No. 1264248
>>1264220I don't even think we'll ever have a townhall again..
>>1264226Yes it's around, but they changed the layout so much and added a bunch of incomprehensible game-like features that it feels like a completely different thing. However, retro hotels/fake copies with the old layout still exist as far as I know. We could even create one of our own kek.
No. 1264773
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No. 1265745
File: 1658069868284.jpg (Spoiler Image, 10.6 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
I've been a bad, bad girl
No. 1266305
File: 1658104049948.jpeg (1.8 MB, 1242x1480, 74DF2248-6A79-4058-92FB-1BD323…)
No. 1266306
File: 1658104101518.jpeg (11.5 KB, 250x138, AC3D3538-2B18-4CC0-A6F5-131331…)
No. 1266337
File: 1658107967056.png (860.61 KB, 491x667, doja.PNG)
>>1266336i mean she did date this dude…
at least he wasn't a /pol/tard as far as i could tell though
No. 1266362
File: 1658110022597.jpg (36.6 KB, 393x592, cartblivion.jpg)
hit the cartblivion today
No. 1266378
>>1266364Are you ok
nonnie that's a fake vape cart
No. 1266708
File: 1658143542998.jpg (Spoiler Image, 116.7 KB, 856x1024, 1584534939187.jpg)
I read the hair thread on /g/ now I think I'm going bald
No. 1266784
File: 1658151853990.jpeg (31.35 KB, 554x554, images (9).jpeg)
>>1266708Could be because I don't have my glasses on, but he kinda looks like one of those 'bad video game graphics' character (like ps1 hagrid) in the bottom right pic.
No. 1266801
File: 1658154427268.jpg (57.45 KB, 749x690, tumblr_dc7880ed384cda462b80a32…)
No. 1267163
File: 1658165574656.gif (3.18 MB, 498x280, 578996346799542113456789909876…)
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No. 1267182
File: 1658166010696.jpg (37.4 KB, 720x720, church_surprise.jpg)
>>1263969nonnie, you have no idea how happy I am to see that someone is using my Elsie meme in the wild, love ya!
No. 1267655
File: 1658187382981.jpg (53.66 KB, 594x647, BVNxl5DCYAArlTg.jpg)
No. 1267661
File: 1658187718309.png (130.11 KB, 414x561, 1580521166903.png)
>>1267182Is this yours? You're so cool!
No. 1267786
File: 1658196514667.gif (892.13 KB, 300x300, thinking emoji except its in a…)
No. 1268518
File: 1658257509149.png (891.8 KB, 892x1350, 48feb596706269a89b7e0abdf65a3b…)
>everything i don't like is satanic!1!!
tinfoil-chans are so silly. you're supposed to fuck the demon.
No. 1268583
File: 1658260178640.png (1.37 MB, 1000x1407, 1655624311954.png)
>>1268562I'd fuck ai monsters too tbh
No. 1269022
File: 1658283329304.jpg (270.52 KB, 804x746, s87147yqla861.jpg)
I unironically want this. Mostly for the phone holster bit
No. 1269030
File: 1658283837779.jpg (9.92 KB, 297x304, 021bd15c070a2cde5331d6ef2c9cdb…)
>>1269022How long do you pee pee and poo poo that you'd need to holster your phone onto the seat?
No. 1269149
File: 1658295896478.jpeg (232.82 KB, 684x915, A9108BAD-8026-4BE2-9529-37EE64…)
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No. 1270023
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We like to party
We like
We like to party
No. 1270101
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me
No. 1270416
>>1270023OP OP OP
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
No. 1270432
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now watch me whip
No. 1270443
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Guys halp I am getting so smol
No. 1270446
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No. 1270453
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No. 1270457
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No. 1270462
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No. 1270839
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No. 1271305
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No. 1271324
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>>1270432watch me neigh neigh
No. 1271484
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THERE ARE NO PHOTOS OF OLD LADIES IN ARMOR
No. 1271659
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>>1227676The brawny man has a face?!?!??! I didn't know that. But even with just his jaw he's pretty hot
No. 1273344
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Coming through
No. 1273354
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>>1273344Watch where you're walkin', FATTY.
No. 1273479
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EOURMPHF EUUUGHPHF AURGMPHF
No. 1273486
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hehehe hahaha urmpgh………. heeheehee heehee wretch oormphfghhh…
No. 1273489
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turgle turgle ehghhhhbhbhhhhhhh……
No. 1273493
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IT WAS ME AUSTIN
No. 1273495
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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
No. 1273501
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I always feel like… somebody's watching me…..
No. 1273704
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>>1273602
No. 1273723
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You can only choose one.
No. 1273821
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No. 1273829
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oh shoot sorry almost forgot happy Caturday
No. 1273834
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No. 1274532
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me bustin into my therapist's office
No. 1274702
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No. 1274709
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No. 1274798
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HIDE MALE THREADS
IGNORE MALE POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO MALE POSTERS
No. 1274810
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>>1274803
np nonnie
No. 1274821
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here are cool facts about orcas
-they're the most widespread creature in the world after humans
-they experience menopause, one of only a handful of mammals besides humans
-women are fertile until 40, die at 90. males die at 50
-their pods are matrilineal and matriarchal
-they have regional dialects/languages and cultures; scientists say that the differences between them are like our own, like one pod's language could sound as different as German does to Russian etc
-they have trends (once one starting wearing a dead salmon on her head so everyone started wearing a dead salmon on their head. salmon hat)
-they take out the livers of sharks with surgical precision and leave the bodies for scavengers
-second fastest marine mammal 35km/hr, 15ft in air
-they have the most elaborate insular cortex in the world (involves things such as compassion, empathy, perception, motor control, self-awareness, and interpersonal experience). sad example, mothers are known to carry stillborns/dead babies in their arms for weeks in grief
No. 1274829
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>>1274821>once one starting wearing a dead salmon on her head so everyone started wearing a dead salmon on their head. salmon hatI'm automatically a fan of each animal but this just made me a big fan of orcas
>>1274822adorkable nonna
No. 1274841
>>1274829i'm happy to spread the love for them, i love them dearly!
>>1274837yeah, basically! shark livers contain large amounts of a compound called squalene, which is important to synthesis of certain chemicals in the orca's body. they're also known to occasionally target the heart of the shark which i think has similar nutritional benefits. interestingly, orcas predating sharks is a more recent trend, i believe?
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>>1274821Already a huge dolphin fan but you've recruited me to the orca fandom. Matriarchial babushkas > scrotey rape gangs, even if cute
No. 1274970
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Made this for you. You must wear it regardless of the sweltering heat, if you love me.
No. 1275018
>>1274970I genuinely love this and would wear it constantly if I owned it, where did you find this shiny jpg,
nonnie?
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No. 1276122
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I can't get over this gif
No. 1276194
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What would you do if you saw this
No. 1276219
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>>1240791the real question is:
is a rolly cow a spinny cow?
No. 1276222
>>1274821i love orcas now
why are we keeping them in shitty waterparks if theyre this great?
No. 1276228
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DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
No. 1276444
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No. 1276588
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Britbongs actually call paper towels "kitchen paper"
No. 1276593
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What music is she listening to?
No. 1276595
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>>1276593Would they make a great team together?
No. 1276598
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>>1276595Would they all dance at the cookout?
No. 1276655
>>1276592Virgin Kitchen paper:
-vague
-usage is unclear from the name alone
-implies it can only be used in kitchens
vs.
Chad Paper towel:
-descriptive
-straightforward
-versatile
No. 1276709
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Mfw reading paper towel vs kitchen paper discourse at 12 in the afternoon on lolcor dot farm
No. 1276984
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Me descending into the pits of /meta/