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No. 1227447
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous shitposts
>>>/ot/1175583 No. 1227454
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The Jolly Green Giant is a himbo and you can’t convince me otherwise
No. 1227481
File: 1655363622168.gif (4.34 MB, 250x444, 5f53h3021k2344g4522.gif)
me n who
No. 1227489
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>>1227483My cinnamon buns?
No. 1227676
File: 1655387669920.jpg (37.33 KB, 300x381, brawnyman.jpg)
>>1227459Deepest apologies my sister in christ, but the brawny paper towel man > the jolly green giant
No. 1227782
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No. 1227801
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No. 1228296
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HI DOUG WALKER HERE
No. 1228313
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>>1228296Vsauce, Michael here
No. 1228321
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gonna crash at the pride parade and tell moids to cover up
No. 1228425
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No. 1228427
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Penis estimation game
No. 1228429
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No. 1228430
>>1228427I want Jin to fuck me. Why couldn't he rescue me from a brothel?
Anyway it's probably small because he's Japanese but I'm going to say 6.5 anyway. It's probably bigger than Mugen's. Mugen seems the type to be super cocky and get laid easily despite having smaller peen but is better at eating pussy
No. 1228498
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BOOOONNNNGGGG yoooouuuu raaang….?
No. 1228521
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No. 1228768
File: 1655477245942.jpg (37.52 KB, 680x577, d343186d69e9f1fea73f5bcfd932c8…)
yes
No. 1228775
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>>1228521She's so ugly it sometimes knocks me clean on my ass.
No. 1228780
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>>1228363komaeda is his deadname
No. 1228784
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What is the difference between this an the dumbass shit thread
No. 1228794
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>>1228784Someone didn't read the OP
No. 1228805
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>>1228800I forglub you nonna you're among friends
No. 1228810
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BUMP DON'T SCROLL
No. 1228821
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>>1228813wow well I don't regret it, it's the shitposting thread anyway
No. 1228891
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No. 1228912
File: 1655482377353.gif (5.06 MB, 480x480, 1651767920420.gif)
do you ever wonder
No. 1229017
File: 1655487094895.png (644.23 KB, 1200x538, heeg.png)
Well now I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my back pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
No. 1229039
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No. 1229048
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haiiii haiiii haiiii haiiiii haiiiii haiiii haiiii haiiii
No. 1229061
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hey babe its time for your flattening
No. 1229089
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so today is one of those days huh. bye nonnas i’ll see you all tomorrow then
No. 1229146
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>>1228913How's he hurting them? If anything something hurt his feelings to make him autistically do this
No. 1229507
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Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
Matthew 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;
Matthew 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;
Matthew 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;
Matthew 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;
Matthew 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
Matthew 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;
Matthew 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;
Matthew 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;
Matthew 1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
Matthew 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:
Matthew 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;
Matthew 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;
Matthew 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;
Matthew 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;
Matthew 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
No. 1229539
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After getting this ad on a website, I no longer want to connect to people.
No. 1229547
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>>1229539i'm sorry but I fucking lost it
No. 1229557
>>1229551The most common explanation for the the different genealogies provided in Matthew and Luke is that one is for Joseph and one is for Mary, with the final Joseph being her father instead of her husband. But there is no absolutely unequivocal canonical genealogy for Mary, mother of Christ. Christianity did not have as massive a cultic fascination with Mary during the time of the Gospels as Christians have now, otherwise there probably would be.
There are a lot of apocryphal gospels, especially about the infancy of Christ. Very interesting stuff. The Arabic Infancy Gospel and Gospel of Nicodemus are probably the best and were somewhat influential in Christianity. I'm personally a big fan of the texts from the Nag Hammadi library, most of which are Gnostic. Some are clearly Jewish instead of Christian and some are clearly unrelated Hermetic texts. It's a very esoteric form of Christianity far removed from orthodoxy. But there are a few texts that read about as well as any canonical text.
Also, shoutout to the epistles of Ignatius, the oldest non-canonical New Testament texts that are almost certainly legitimate. More legitimate than 2 Peter, in fact. I honestly am not sure why they didn't make it into the NT. They weren't even too late. Very interesting and influential texts and honestly I am ashamed at how obscure they are.
No. 1229568
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>>1229563How, do you
know you are a witch?
No. 1229573
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>>1229563bless you and your street kitties spooky
nonnie No. 1229754
File: 1655539463904.png (507.53 KB, 1200x599, fauci.png)
No. 1229763
File: 1655540276330.jpg (27.6 KB, 420x493, 1650454406635.jpg)
My time has finally come. Oddly I feel peaceful. It's strange yet calming. Interesting.
No. 1229868
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No. 1230457
File: 1655593046130.png (2.15 MB, 1383x1353, oerufh93ir4fc.PNG)
evil
No. 1230492
File: 1655594620952.gif (2.06 MB, 1164x664, Rolling-puppy.gif)
My blanket
No. 1230803
File: 1655603352891.jpeg (522.12 KB, 1125x1039, A2830ADB-7DE4-48F4-9018-3356D1…)
>>1229587wouldn't it be the same thing since (good) angels aren't supposed to do that shizz
No. 1230872
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>>1229770I love ya too, nonita.
>>1230390I am. Came down from a caffeine high. Took longer than I wanted but didn't crash like I usually do.
No. 1231089
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can the US Dollar please drop and crash so I can buy some cute make up and nice burgerland goods
No. 1231159
File: 1655638784331.jpeg (114.29 KB, 750x768, 12C42B72-AC73-4DFB-B6CA-AC2E61…)
Kek moids are so gay
No. 1231166
File: 1655639767024.jpg (145.48 KB, 1080x1058, archons.jpg)
>>1229759kek, may the nonnies ascend !
No. 1231183
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No. 1231224
File: 1655644637367.jpeg (186.44 KB, 1242x1001, E79D0733-931E-4C6A-AEC3-7535C3…)
miss themi……
No. 1231742
File: 1655666682180.gif (911.19 KB, 275x239, 1627445384255.gif)
Y aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi!
No. 1231764
File: 1655667249883.gif (6.66 MB, 470x495, 8V76F543E246K78.gif)
'touch grass' should be 'munch glass' instead
No. 1231797
File: 1655668408747.png (260.88 KB, 1238x642, lol.png)
>>1231786so it's just this meme
No. 1231812
File: 1655668801495.jpg (153.07 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
Don'tlistentotheradio Clap clap clap clap clap
No. 1231823
File: 1655669210485.gif (707.86 KB, 242x200, wb.gif)
Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move it like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
No. 1231994
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Anime tesla can get it
No. 1232130
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whips belt on bed and signals u to come here
No. 1232380
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Me
No. 1232473
File: 1655698218684.gif (8.73 MB, 640x640, 46G790V93O2246Z678.gif)
No. 1232538
File: 1655705458446.gif (1.13 MB, 498x315, 55DF86F9-968D-4EA1-8BFB-8AB6EF…)
MY SKIN IS BURNINT MY FACE IS BURNING I WANT TO RIO MY SKIN OFF I WANT TO SCTACH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SENSATION I WANT RELIEF FROM THIS BULLSHIT
No. 1233385
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NOWNAS PWEASE HEWP!!!
No. 1233390
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>>1233385OHH NOO???1!!11 AYE YI-YI-YI-YI-YIIIII!!! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO??
No. 1233394
File: 1655771749651.jpg (190.7 KB, 680x582, 65db46c975f8a1a1c5d0d5392e4849…)
>>1232538Eczema. Psoriasis. Acne. Razorburn.
With these powers combined, you have the reason I never left the house in high school
No. 1233397
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>>1233385Luckily, this fellow has no bones so he will certainly survive the spin cycle.
No. 1233425
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No. 1233578
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Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know
What we go through
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don't know
I have a really big heart
Please don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
Textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phones
And girls call me names
Like Miley said "I can't be tamed"
Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we lie
I've got the look
I've got the butt
But those things don't make me a slut
Boys call me stuck up
Girls say I'm conceited
On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed
Just cause I'm pretty
I have to be dumb
I don't care about which
I just wanna have fun
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is I didn't go to the party
Hot girls we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're hot (hot hot hot hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We're not perfect
And sometimes we…
Why oh Why
Can't you see
You are all
Just like me
We make mistakes
And get in trouble
Now you know my hot girl struggle
No. 1233598
File: 1655797656084.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 66.99 KB, 749x744, 4E10B6B7-7B1B-45FF-BF1D-EDA12E…)
>>1233425Stop posting these images
Of these 2d dudes being handsome
Stop it!! It’s turning me on!!!
No. 1233735
>>1233709lmao no one reads the atlantic
I wish all scrotes and """journalists""" a bad day today. Just get a head and die.
No. 1234693
File: 1655879754033.jpg (145.49 KB, 640x640, -1754105728320129526.jpg)
So are these their cat balls
No. 1234819
File: 1655890767190.jpg (141.48 KB, 698x1024, virgin modernist vs stacy trad…)
literal virgin walk
No. 1235014
File: 1655912324517.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, 1651113491094.gif)
>>1234134nonnie I feel that and I am offended.
No. 1235242
File: 1655922568072.jpg (61.13 KB, 680x527, tumblr_c86aa906f79529a0d6afb10…)
The uteris stores thee pouche.
No. 1235260
File: 1655923051405.jpg (38.13 KB, 720x890, Tumblr_l_8437246815817.jpg)
hu
No. 1235348
File: 1655925742515.jpg (114.84 KB, 736x1177, 67f771fb8004959fb0e9d7827b660f…)
>blocks your path
No. 1235462
File: 1655929436286.jpeg (71.24 KB, 479x479, 26DB7E92-723F-4E77-AFF3-653224…)
Zoomed
No. 1235470
File: 1655929651736.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1019x1684, F2B25A20-5EE4-400D-8FA9-9BC1AA…)
Mike Slack
No. 1235585
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No. 1235668
>>1235654Nooo!!! Damn it nonna I was hoping I found a loophole
So be it, I shall now wear flip-flops in this new society
No. 1236124
File: 1655980834789.jpg (303.38 KB, 1400x1400, daim-mini-mliecna-cokolada-s-k…)
I love them even though they kill my teeth
No. 1237214
File: 1656062442310.jpg (33.27 KB, 635x519, 76436fc3673923a3809380b5648eb7…)
White lines, pretty baby, tattoos
Don't know what they mean, they're special, just for you
No. 1238589
File: 1656108882980.jpg (108.11 KB, 1200x1527, 111.jpg)
There's something about oldschool coomer shit that I like. It's the chunkiness, the believability, and maybe the fact that sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.
No. 1238601
File: 1656109286504.jpeg (53.44 KB, 500x500, 805h.jpeg)
>>1238589>the chunkinesswhat
>the believabilitypfft what
>sometimes they'd draw relatively normal shit in their doujins.WHAT
No. 1238644
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>>1238589I get what you're saying. Not all, of course, but some proportions were normal and good. Now it's too much DD cup high schoolers all around, when usually the busty women were the older ones, the secretary or femme fatale types. Not that it is good, but it's beyond the point of believability now.
No. 1238652
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>>1238589I just think it's cute. It's charming and nostalgic
No. 1238672
File: 1656111092610.png (Spoiler Image, 776.16 KB, 910x450, pamila strap.png)
>>1238589>>1238644>>1238652i love this type of trash too ugh
No. 1239319
File: 1656126068601.jpg (204.72 KB, 1280x853, kanye trans.jpg)
Move over Boyega
No. 1239395
File: 1656131685870.jpg (596.81 KB, 1341x1341, FaceApp_1656122114635.jpg)
Good night to cry and laugh and cry again, maybe possibly piss your pants. I'm sick of this world.
No. 1240740
File: 1656212867955.gif (4.32 KB, 50x50, cowspin.gif)
I would like to share my collection of spinny cows with you nonnies
No. 1240741
File: 1656212947887.gif (52.91 KB, 160x120, cowspin2.gif)
>>1240740this guy is goin the other way
No. 1240743
File: 1656213045813.gif (13.37 KB, 82x50, cowspin3.gif)
>>1240741this one is pretty fast
No. 1240754
File: 1656213464849.gif (23.04 KB, 100x100, spincow.gif)
>>1240743this one is brown, traditionally cows don't spin at this axis
No. 1240771
File: 1656214539520.gif (10.82 KB, 100x49, Untitled4.gif)
I really did do my best, Im so sorry. simply doesnt compare to anon's 3d spinny cows.
No. 1240791
File: 1656216162875.gif (31.29 KB, 200x148, cownonnie.gif)
>>1240771Here you go I hope you like it
No. 1240796
File: 1656216791766.gif (11.88 KB, 90x90, cowpropellerhat.gif)
A philosophical question for you anons, is this a spinny cow??
No. 1240807
File: 1656217983667.gif (294.6 KB, 602x458, McGuirkSpinnyCow.gif)
My magnum opus
No. 1240840
File: 1656220936576.gif (28.28 KB, 185x177, beaniecowdance.gif)
I've remastered this gif for you nonnies, to view in high quality transparency
No. 1240847
File: 1656221244765.jpg (45.79 KB, 460x345, 969fa07977df7fe5a3e2462e2e401a…)
I used to play Kirby air ride city mode and follow around 1 CPU the whole match and destroy them/their vehicle, and any vehicles they were running to. It was my way of bullying someone and I kinda felt bad for them but I needed to get my dark triad energy out.
No. 1241110
File: 1656244774602.png (263.46 KB, 680x610, 49BD364F-DE63-478E-8EC7-A9C021…)
Does anyone find this type of humor funny or is it just me?
No. 1241934
File: 1656280940192.jpg (46.35 KB, 736x552, 8ccd4cd7fb2ba05baf0e336ba5a3f8…)
>blocks your path
No. 1242221
File: 1656297888128.gif (86.98 KB, 670x538, youspinmerightround.gif)
shitty drawn spincow
No. 1242224
>>1242221based spinny cow
very cute anon
No. 1242240
File: 1656298529454.gif (1.2 MB, 1080x1080, tumblr_ccff6111b62f39028e98e2b…)
>>1242221W-wow, is this for me??
No. 1242246
>>1242240ayrt
if youre THE original spinning cows poster…
y-yes No. 1242298
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Meet me in the trap, it's goin' down
Meet me in the mall, it's goin' down
Meet me in the club, it's goin' down
Anywhere you meet me, guaranteed to go down
No. 1242401
File: 1656311702605.gif (3.69 MB, 498x312, spinspinspin.gif)
>>1242246Holy shit wowie thank you anon! I love it so much
No. 1242489
>>1241762>>1241436I knew the reference might be missed by some but I caught a ban for this, kek
> Don't post bait and then pretend to be someone elseI was parodying the shit that took up the vent thread for hours yesterday. I'm not cousin fucker. None of my cousins are hot.
No. 1242567
File: 1656332280949.jpg (23.79 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow
'Cause no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
Trips to where, few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow,
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise
From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get
Shit but shanked by my disrespect
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Channeled to invoke what we represent
Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn
With all that dies to become unborn
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns
Curve like psychotropic scythes
And smell of torn flesh bled dry
By hell swarms of pests flies
Vomiting forth flames lit by
An older than ancient force
That slays this life with no remorse
The spiral storm
Of flames inside
The torch I raise
The force I ride
Feel my vessel go up in flames
Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed
Direct connection to the source
Vestment of unnatural force
Forever burning black torch
Wisdom of the old and true
Possessed by the chosen few
Shining to reveal the ways
Of a darkness that pervades
All that is and ever was
Inferno of witches blood
Worship is not on bended knee
Nature knows not of mercy
To pray is to accept defeat
Power pisses on the weak
Bow and beheaded by the beast
Beggar on a bitches leash
Scum is desperate for relief
Worship is the way I ride
Witching currents through the eye
Of storms that force the false to die
Worship the flames with which I rise
Into apocalyptic skies
Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone
In splintered skeleton I roam
Wastelands with not to call my own
But the path I walk alone
The hunger burns, within my gut
As my bones turn into dust
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
I am the beast I worship
No. 1242904
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No. 1242925
>>1242919I'm the trouble starter, punkin' cousinfucker
I'm the fear addicted, a danger cousinfucker
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a cousinfucker, twisted cousinfucker
No. 1242956
File: 1656357738382.jpg (42.4 KB, 500x375, 3015062728_6b27f9a6ae.jpg)
>>1242904And they told me this
No. 1242978
File: 1656358990694.jpg (159.01 KB, 1080x1080, FVrZ2bQUUAAQIeV.jpg)
What will be her punishment?
No. 1243193
File: 1656369768182.jpg (48.7 KB, 638x468, cc35c8155b47e726a459ff41e8a69f…)
I'm talking about YOU
No. 1243340
File: 1656381917733.png (102.19 KB, 500x500, 3c3b.png)
clicking lolcow bookmark with this mouse hello everynonnie
No. 1243381
File: 1656384759475.jpg (34.8 KB, 735x579, 30b0495d5aa1047b23859549ff412e…)
Well?
No. 1243382
File: 1656384799304.jpg (123.03 KB, 1200x630, FWDihKYXgAQspFG.jpg)
No. 1243389
File: 1656385353136.gif (149.94 KB, 220x273, chrischan-chris.gif)
No. 1243400
File: 1656385831634.gif (1.57 MB, 498x372, future-spongebob.gif)
No. 1243439
File: 1656389091816.jpg (118.44 KB, 736x904, 39f595449fffde5954cd07a1e9d9dd…)
This is so true
No. 1243442
File: 1656389264266.png (8.38 KB, 240x160, 1651549032795.png)
Whenever I eat extremely heavily seasoned and marinated pork, my pussy smells exactly like the seasonings of the pork I ate for a few days. For even just a little, I become one with the porcine dish I slaved over.
No. 1243450
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No. 1243455
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No. 1243457
File: 1656390644948.jpeg (73.7 KB, 549x549, B77166C2-DFD9-41D1-B1F2-6A8B57…)
No. 1243476
File: 1656393439272.gif (371.9 KB, 500x365, 25a4ba1f21b5047510daccc74b1e4b…)
I feel like posting looney toons gifs periodically
No. 1243480
File: 1656393776821.png (312.84 KB, 1542x702, cat.PNG)
>>1243473this is you isnt it
No. 1243481
File: 1656393892953.jpeg (157.85 KB, 640x1067, F43CE4A8-4876-4AA6-80C6-1FA77C…)
>>1243473You got a kitbull?
No. 1243520
File: 1656398603581.png (145.66 KB, 327x327, li2f53htb9s71.png)
Bri'ish men be like
No. 1243786
>>1242913I got 2 bans in the last couple days for jokes I made that were taken as serious posts.. in this thread? What is happening
>>1243666Um we need to ban this poster.. they are clearly breaking the law.
No. 1243941
File: 1656436274634.gif (238.62 KB, 498x360, 006.gif)
>>1243921
Why shouldn't obvious jokes fly?
No. 1243946
File: 1656436851216.gif (2.33 MB, 540x355, 642842803ba25defebc73251958579…)
No. 1243949
File: 1656436975896.jpg (33.21 KB, 521x623, 124947930.jpg)
>>1243941Cuz people are given an inch and take a mile you gotta give them the clickies and reign them in
No. 1243953
File: 1656437212727.jpg (62.86 KB, 700x1400, 73dd7ab06e937d895e19f7b47d7b4b…)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Body crazy, curvy, wavy
No. 1243962
File: 1656437869871.jpg (108.2 KB, 697x697, FTqPl_JUAAYX4zO.jpg)
Every time I sage, my browser autocomplete with my email address with my full name and school. One day, I know I will make a mistake and out myself as a farmer, probably while typing a very embarrassing message. I live in fear, but I cannot stop.
No. 1243963
>>1243962Omg
nonnie I get scared of this too
No. 1244141
File: 1656445839454.jpg (180.18 KB, 1440x1454, Screenshot_20220628-154841_Ins…)
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No. 1244254
File: 1656451223598.jpg (350.31 KB, 1366x2048, FWTUwdLWQAAhtC7.jpg)
this movie will be better than citizen kane, mark my words
No. 1244281
>>1244257Ken is just a prop anyway. I hope they wrote him as a huge himbo
>>1244254Citizen Kane being referred to as the best movie of all time is a film major scrote cope
No. 1244409
File: 1656461978380.jpg (39.33 KB, 500x500, artworks-000812369503-mj1t4m-t…)
Every tranny looks like King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog
No. 1244436
File: 1656464076697.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1062x1352, 426D1060-F134-41FD-B8CC-DA5D9C…)
kris
No. 1244439
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No. 1244486
File: 1656468337199.webm (4.67 MB, 853x480, 6a7f0948b219aa10.webm)
>>1244439I can tell trailerparkangel took this screenshot. How very trailerparkery.
No. 1244488
File: 1656468386397.png (9.05 KB, 838x197, imdb.PNG)
>>1244322they probably made this shitty old people barbie plot just bc some asshole had a hardon for this rat faced moid
No. 1244538
File: 1656472134156.gif (1.03 MB, 498x286, 256893b7960ecc81302cc518de1a04…)
IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT
IM TROONING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN
No. 1244649
File: 1656484300995.jpeg (43.9 KB, 770x433, skeletons-1617539_960_720.jpeg)
>>1244486I love that video, good bones
No. 1244664
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>>1244600Well he did use to be shilled as attractive among women too, but it seemed to be more about the "nonthreatening feminist man" memes about him back in the early 2010s. Glad we outgrew that shit because it was cringe.
No. 1244748
>>1244538BUFFALO BILL
GIVES ME THE CHILLS
BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT HE GIVES THEM TO YOUUU
No. 1244764
File: 1656497436249.gif (1.02 MB, 360x270, ygXzjW.gif)
>>1244748SUCH IS LIFE WITH A 2D WIFE
THIS IS THE ANTHEM
OF TRASHCAN TROOOOOOOOOONS