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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
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… I don't get it
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Just now catching up on all of the retardation that Travis McElroy's been up to lately. I used to be a fan of MBMBAM until they all became too obnoxious, haven't looked up the brothers' activity in ages. This has been an extremely funny Sunday so far kek
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I love playing with Webber, he's too cute
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I noticed most of the twifags complaining about queer baiting in media are the biggest love live stans despite the huge amount of yuri bait this show has with no canon lesbians (riko and nozomi can be argued but neither of them are confirmed)
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The new nose
it's not the nose itself, it's the fact she had to "fix" her perfectly good nose to become an anime
I swear to god everyone on lc is autistic
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happy to line his pockets with your insecurity kek
why istanbul though? is that something they're known for?
I feel like I'm a decent conversationalist and company until the other person tries to ask personal questions or make me the topic, I absolutely hate talking about myself or my plans or dreams. I wish you could have intimate relationship without actually opening up, but when I try that balancing act, or just being mysterious for a time being, it'll still fall apart sooner or later.>>776128
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Yeah, it's a conversation-stopper. Mainly because I used to fill the slots in with random shit that I could convinvingly lie about like >>776165
says, but I try not to lie anymore. I don't want to be cool either, I just don't want to be perceived.
Probably the shittiest take you'll read today, on level with cringey takes about Hitler, but I remember when I read about Stalin destroying every person who knew him in the past to create a void there no one could fill in, I thought "yeah, I get it". I'm obviously not a psychopath and would never hurt someone, but it is so uncomfortable to know that there's a version of me existing in other people's brain, and that there are people who can recognize me on the street living in my country. I'll pack up my shitty take now and eat some dessert.
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I thought that bird was some demonic creatures with a weirdly fleshy mouth, it took me a few minutes to find the bird.
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here we go
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Had to stop watching as soon as I saw his face. I know this man has nothing worth hearing to say about manwha/manga/anime.
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Slowly going blonde with the bleach bath method and my hair looks like PISS
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This is gonna sound like pickme shit but I prefer dating shorter men because they’re much more comfortable to cuddle.
Why do farmers fetishize manlets so much?
Are you all 5'10 and taller?
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Short face syndrome = more childish
>>776243>look at me I can talk to men about game of thrones and star wars
lmao, that is like the most normie shit ever, in fact I would guess game of thrones is more popular with women and redditors than with "nerds"
Do you watch super nerdy shows like Big Bang Theory too?
The most relatable post in this gif forbidden site
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Yis ive stocked up on loads hehe. Id recomend you and any anon that has bleached/dry/damaged hair this, its an absolute life saver and smells amazing!
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I'm in such a good and high vibe right now, sending it too my fellow nonnies
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this is way too retarded to go in the confessions thread but i think i'd.. fuck the isis wojak if given the chance
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Playing through Dark Souls 3 again and this time I actually did Sirris' questline and a bit of Yuria's too. I love Sirris, her voice is so soothing and authoritative, and she uses Darkmoon Blade which is one of my favorite miracles. Yuria is more understated and her outfit (picrel, on the right) is very stylish. The two of them give me impetus to continue playing this game until Elden Ring comes out.
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I just had the fucking insanest breakup of my entire life, there's no way there's gonna be one like this again
>be seeing guy for maybe a month and a half at the most
>he says "I love you"
>had already been wanting to tell him I'm not interested, we have no chemistry
>he says that shit
>now I have to ghost him because I don't wanna deal with that shit
>just start ignoring his texts for a couple weeks
>he keeps saying shit like he needs to be with me, which like ew
>he finally says something to the effect of, "i love you so much and I miss you and I've never had a relationship like this" that type of shit
>and I'm like we ate buffalo wings at your cousin's apartment like four times
>I'm like, "Okay well we have to break up, sorry."
>he starts begging ot come over so we can at least break up in person
>I'm like, "We don't need to do that, I'm breaking up with you right now."
>he says he's coming over
>I'm already doped up on a shitload of xanax because I did not expect this to be happening tonight, so I don't think to call the police
>say "Okay I guess but I'm still breaking up with you"
>literally be living in my mom's garage because I lost my job during covid and shit is fucked right now
>he shows up
>he's wearing a house coat and shorts and it's like 20 degrees and 1am
>he comes in without knocking and sits down on my couch
>I am on so much xanax I basically can't feel anything
>he starts fucking hyperventilating and crying
>my xanax brain just goes, "ew"
>he starts in with the whole "I love you I need to be with you" shit
>he says, "I have money"
>my drug-addled brain fucking loses it's shit
>"You have money? What the fuck does that mean? You think you can fucking pay me to stay with you? You think I'm your emotional hooker?"
>he still b cryin
>too angry to stop
>"I would rather be fucking homeless than be paid to be with you. I'd rather die fucking face down in a storm drain than fucking get paid to be with you."
>he still on the I love you shit and crying
>"Get the fuck out of my mom's garage."
>start laughing because that sounded really funny because I'm turnt up on drugs and rage
>he's being a real baby tbh
>I'm now laughing my ass off and saying "GET THE FUCK OUT" while he's sobbing
>grab him by the house coat and drag him off the couch
>he goes fetal on the floor
>my dude, I am as high as absolute tits, honestly this was probably the best time this could have happened
>I'm still laughing my ass off, grab him under the armpits and drag him across the floor to the door
>"Fucking go, what the fuck, get the fuck out"
>he starts clawing at me from the floor like he's trying to pull me down there with him
>it's like if you were watching someone else's dog, and it started diarrheaing everywhere suddenly, and it was scared so it kept jumping up on you, but it's not your dog so you're like holy shit no get away
>laughing so hard I feel like an insane person, but I am literally also furious
>he gives one last, "But I love you" a shot
>shake him off enough to get the door open
>drag both of us outside
>wrestle him off me
>go back in the garage and lock the door
>don't even call anyone, just leave him there
>get a bag of those Gardetto's rye chips
>still hear him crying outside
>eat a fat sack of rye chips and watch Solar Opposites while I listen to him cry for a while
I mean I guess he left at some point, his car is gone
That shit was bananas
Like I felt bad for him until he said he had money, like fuck that dude
What kind of lives are you guys living to attract literal psycho man babies? I'm just glad he didn't threaten you or do anything dangerous cause it could have gone south real quick. Fuck that dude, happy you broke up with him, anon.>>776428
Ah yes because nonhet relationships aren't as batshit crazy.
moid psyop >>776435
she did nothing wrong
Thank you queens
Don't do drugs lmfao
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The shota picrew on /m/ is making mad uncomfortable
And you know it's a discord weebtard that is doing a lot of these cause they tried to do the discord censor shit with 
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IA when I saw it as I was scrolling I was like who the fuck is posting this ugly shit lol
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I began to draw my characters for a proyect I'm working on, and maybe it is because I have seen a lot of underage fighting on the art community, but I got a feeling.
I have been studying some criminal psychology for my story but I began to feel that once I publish this, there's going to be a group of Twitter kids mistaking one of my characters for a genderspecial or a DIDfag Probably both. Stupid thing to worry about, but I have seen it too many times already, even on independent comics and such.
I'm scared anons, I actually liked how the whole proyect was going.
If they're wokies you can just say 'I was getting criticism from someone I showed this work to, they said it portrayed trans/nonbinary people and people with DID in a bad light so I just want to make it clear this character is cis and doesn't have DID'
This won't work if your average normal person would think the character is trans/has DID tho. Then you might get cancelled for using stereotypes, like wokies did with JK Rowling and goblins (some idiots think it's an antisemitic caricature because they have hooked noises and are bankers or rich or smth)
Don’t worry, anon, I’m also writing something that will most surely catch a bunch of twitfags either to bash it or to love it because it has gay men in love, hell, most of the projects I’ve been planning have at least one little thing that could make twitterfags go apeshit.
So just do your thing and don’t worry, now it’s twitterfags, back then it was tumblrites, there’s always going to be a group of people that will hate whatever you do even if you’re doing it for your own enjoyment, if not exactly because you’re enjoying what you’re doing.
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>when a guy says he has a dark sense of humor
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it’s so funny that typical 2D husbandos we like are probably toxic as shit and to some degree violent murderers because we make excuses for them
anyways this pic made me gay good morning anonnies
yeah but these toxic
antiheros aren't real and they can't hurt me and can't disgust me like irl men. it's not about them not being toxic
or shitty, it's the projection.
thanks, queen. it's weird but funny how many anons are interested in our thread for some reason
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This headline is literally making me lose it (the article is no better) https://mobile.twitter.com/XtraMagazine/status/1378406949637783556
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god i hate performative ~kweers~ so much
>>776654>feeling her queerness slip away
Yeah, that's totally how sexuality works. Also why conversion therapy is so effective. Great take.
We really need a name specifically for straight special snowflakes like this.
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What if men had to either get vasectomies, or pay a certain amount to the state to support adoptive/child welfare/child protective systems every month or year?
And if they wanted to have kids, they could have the vasectomy reversed, but they'd have to have their partner with them, and both of them would sign legal "release" forms?
Men would cry about bodily control, because you can't do that to them
. Also afak just handwaving vasectomies away as always reversible is oversimplifying it. They have a somewhat high fail rate (as in it fixes itself) and possibly reversible within a few years, but the more time passes, the slimmer the chance. Of course they could always just put sperm away, who even needs them to be shooting active ammo ever?
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Drawing seems so fun when I think about it, but when I actually try to draw something I feel like I am being punished. It's not fun at all.
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I had a nightmare that I was on lolcow and accidentally typed sage into the name field instead of the email field, and I got perma-banned before I could delete the post. Then a bunch of farmers replied like “your name is sage? what are you ftm? that’s such a fakeboi name!” and I couldn’t even reply to explain myself because I was banned.
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hai guys im hella stressed
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Sam reimi looks like yandev
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Fuck yeah, anon. Getting older is the best. I'm almost 30 and I'm living my best life without all that insecurity. Honestly think I get more beautiful as I age, and can't wait to rock older woman fashion like capes and shit
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I wonder if the anon that randomly created another dumbass shit thread out of the blue and linked the old one is just blind, high, or really stupid
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I accidentally wiped my ass with a clorox wipe, I realized halfway and washed with soap and water, it doesn't hurt at all but am I gonna die OMG
Yes I am on drugs.
A little blood was on my toilet papes. I think I already was too rough wiping. So my high genius brain said get wet wipe. foolish. I thought it was baby wipe. I feel no pain but I feel like I should. I think I'm ok guys but I'm nervous
Dear god I repent for my sins
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watching the serpent and finally we see a series without male uggos
Fuck yeah anons, I'm glad other women feel this way. I'm working just barely above minimum wage at my current job but I've gotten really into just not being as materialistic (since I am no longer depressed and don't seek happiness in material items anymore) so now I have more disposable income to invest and shit lol. My job is mostly chill and even on it's worst days is still manageable. Also, my mom has had greying hair since her 40s and I know she hates it but I'm excited for it kek. I just love the look of it so much. I want to unapologetically be old and confident.
> Honestly, having the time to make tea and drink it on a quiet day is the greatest thing. I value free time so much now.
I couldn't have said it better myself. I love soaking up being present in the moment. My big picture isn't earning myself the title of 'Youngest woman to ever do XYZ!' I just want time and enough money to not worry. >>776896
I hope things will get better for you! I think I've become a lot wiser in a lot of ways, but since graduating college I also feel like I have a lot of trouble learning things. Sometimes I feel like my brain is rotting when I try to learn something for fun and I have to replay the same 10 seconds over and over and over again.
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me lurking at the anons who are saying it’s better to be old because they have more “free time and money” but still not realizing it’s only like that because they are old
doesn’t matter if you’re old or young life shouldn’t be like that regardless. keep that double dose of gen x/millenial copium
do you think that free/affordable higher
education means everyone will be forced to go to college or is this some weird "not every kid needs to learn how to read" thing? genuinely a little confused. everyone should have the right to basic education
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update I'm alright, asshole didn't burn off it seems. good night anonettes
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I fucking love how Aquaphor looks after it's soaked in for a couple hours, it makes me look so fucking healthy and moisturized
I wanna go out with my whole body and face coated with a layer of it, but I'm scared that I'm actually just crazy and it'll look like I'm greasy to everyone else
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I am ugly forbidden man fag and I've made so many threads that are currently in use here in /ot/ not that it is hard at all and even did some in /pt/ when I was more active there and I wonder how the nonnies that are always calling us underaged scrote newfags (or boogeyman flavor of the week) would react(driversperging)
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I don't get his hype. I don't get it why so many zoomies has crush with him. The only thing I know he's the dumb netflix romcom movie guy.
Maybe i'm a boomer in zoomies eye kek.
He's cute enough. I guess everyone has a bit of a type
As long as if it's not like sam hyde tier ugly I can almost always understand it Cumberbatch is the exception to the rule I guess
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Oh jeez I just bought a tube of this online because of you anons. Praying it'll erase my dry face skin problems
I can't recommend some of the anime I watched to people freely, because I know I just got used to all the retarded shit that can be in it, so I automatically ignore the bad parts, and I'm afraid of making my friends hate it on a "genre" level.
I do remember I had a year when I wasn't watching any TV/streaming or even keeping up with movies being released, and a guy I ran into looked at me like I was retarded, asked me if I lived under a rock, and recommended me some really awful looking live-action show about zombies in the korean empire coming out. He was one of those Netflix-junkies, and I'm pretty sure he'd watch anything as long as he can spend his night consuming something
, so I still get what you mean.
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You summed it up perfectly imo. Fuck him. I know some women’s channels (Chrissie, GoldenBaby, Lovelyti) who have made the similar points but on the whole I feel they occasionally miss the mark so it doesn’t always come together. You should make a commentary channel because you seem good at talking about these things.
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this anon's post in the mtf thread went unappreciated, i feel
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My neighbors keep receiving my mail and I just got my neighbors prescription meds/important mail in my own mailbox and I'm anxious because I ordered some…very questionable BL games with no tracking number and I don't want the neighbors to see them.
Why cant USPS and Fedex get their shit together
I breathe through my nose but I've always been super nervous that it's off putting to the person I'm kissing? Since it never seems like I can feel them breathing through their nose lol. When I kissed my ex gf I could tell she was breathing through her nose though and thought "oh so other people do
breathe through their nose".
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Moar gay men making fun of white women when really it’s just an excuse to make fun of women
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tried to create a tranny profile it ended up quite mild and not predatory enough. I wish the generator would let us write the bio
Oh yeah, I'm not going to. I'm just confused because even if it's obvious they are hoping for a quick fuck while they're here to review international contracts or for a conference I don't understand why they would go for mcdonalds when they can have a filet mignon instead.
Ngl if one of them would end up inviting me over for a fuck I wouldn't really mind that much as long as dinner at a fine as fuck restaurant and protection was included.
So you are fine to be a "McDonalds" meal for men who don't care about you and think you are an easy piece of meat? Yikes. Love yourself.
They don't go for "filet mignon" cause those women have self respect and won't fuck them.
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how to understand three levels of misogyny
Inside the brain of someone from r/femaledatingstrategy. Let me deliberately give the woman self-doubt about herself and her worth but also insult scrotes as well.
>tut that they don’t want filet minon which clearly isn’t you haha
Go fuck yourself.
If you only eat veggies and no cheese or dairy your will maybe fart more but they won't smell as bad.
I used to be vegan for a couple of years and even my poop smelled very inoffensive. Makes sense if you think about rabbit poop vs dog poop.
i feel like such a thread would trigger
too many husbando/waifufags except for the ones with actual taste
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I have no memory I should train my brain but even that I forget
Nta but reading something and writing down a summary/critical response about it also helps with this kind of thing. It's basically like doing calisthenics for your brain.>>777417
Try setting a reminder on your phone/computer, use a timer, create as much structure as you need to stay on track.
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i turned on my camera last week for zoom lectures to see if it would make me focus more in class and now i can't stop compulsively body checking in every single reflective surface known to man. anachan shit has ruined my entire fucking life
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I'm going to get myself a brazilian wax nonnies. The wax has almost melted. Give me strenght for I am week and frightened.
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will someone please tell me an excellent vegetable joke (fruit joke also okay)
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Attack on Titan manga is ending this week, and already we got the “this ending sucks! fuck isayama!” like when GOT ended and everybody got buttmad over the leaks which ended up being true. Someone leaked a general outline of the ending, and everyone on reddit is already crying over it, so I have a feeling it must be true. Flashbacks to the juicy disbelief and screeching over Dany burning King’s Landing.
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Thank you for your service I have 3 semi-dedicated personalities I switch through on here, you’re a load bearing wall compared to me. Godspeed fellow hyperactive nonita
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knowing that some putanons enjoy SAO unironically ruined my day. I thought aotfags and idolfags were bad enough but sao crosses the line. might as well have harem anime threads at that point. i'm calling /m/ /m/aggots from now on.
When SAO came out, the videogame isekai genre wasn't a blight on anime like it is now. Who knew that women also like wish fulfilling shows about being OP and acquiring husbandos. It had good production quality. The soundtrack has some bangers. Asuna design is pretty cute. She was actually strong in the beginning not yet reduced to waifu and rape meat. And teenage girls still liked chuuni faggots like Kirito.
N-not that I know this from e-experience…
YES a convert-ee, it's so worth it anon>>777168
Omg their lip repair is so good too, have you tried the one with sunscreen? I wanna try that one
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You ever kiss someone so hard they mention how good it was the next day
Sure call me retarded, but do you honestly believe that SAO was >a power fantasy anime for women
? cause thats just a joke. You could have just said like any shounenshit, it will inevitably have female fans instead of talking about shit like >>777595>teenage girls still liked chuuni faggots like Kirito
Uh… When is the last time I heard of a fanfic with Kirito or a fandom focused on Kirito?>N-not that I know this from e-experience…
O-oh b-but I'm not defending it. And why mention the soundtrack as if an amazing soundtrack lures female fans to a shitty male self insert anime. Yea sure you're not defending it just "answering the question" by not actually doing that.
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I want to try one of those mushroom growing kits, but I hate eating mushrooms so I feel like it would just be a waste. Like, if I don't eat them, then what would I do with the mushrooms once they are grown? Or do you just let them keep growing until they eventually take over your entire house?
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You could gift them if you know anyone that likes cooking with mushrooms, I think that would be sweet.
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Just found out there's an Adam Driver stan thread on /m/ and my confusion at the thirst surrounding Keanu Reeve's ugly little brother continues. Now that I think about it more I never really found Keanu particularly attractive either until recently, but after looking at Adam Driver's face I can say that Reeves was genuinely handsome in his prime. I suppose I should be thanking the Diverfags instead for making me see the beauty in this man.
(the anon who advised me to try the mint flavor of Yerba Mate because I was having a hard time enjoying the original one), please come onto the stage so I can smooch you. I love them so much now.
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omfg that's me…smooches
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Me n you! I've been buying them like 4 cans at a time.
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>Makes a lot of posts
>Going to make another one
>Suddenly banned again, same ban
Has this happened to anyone else? Wtf
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Pico de gallo is better. All offense.
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I thought you called me funnie (like funny but make it cute) and was flattered like a dumbass lol
I wonder if one of the mods can unban someone another mod banned in case they disagree with it?
If so, then the mods were battling for me because I am unbanned again even though it said I had to wait like 2 more hours or so
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Dead Dead Demon's De De De De Destruction - it's about some young women dealing with life since a huge spaceship appeared above Tokyo and has been there for years.
, I hope know
that saging in /ot/ is for winners and people who aren't losers. It's our
duty to do it at every hour
of the day.
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I want to date the irl version of this picture
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My desire to permanently go braless vs my consciousness about my nipples poking through
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The concept of pasties/nipple covers watching from the sidelines
Nayrt but I wish there was a more reusable form of them that didn't involve glue. I sometimes use tape but there's an art form there of making sure there are no bunched up wrinkles that look weird through your clothes. Lately I wear fabric bralettes but they don't really hide my nipples anyway
I just want small nipple shields to suspend themselves from my body without any binding agent or fuss so that I don't get stared at for having the same things literally every human has
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Sooo when did this new wave of encouraging people in their comments to remain in toxic relationships start?
I was on tik tok and I came across a girl I'm familiar with/have seen on my fyp before. Anyway, the video I saw was about her getting back together with her ex and captioned "to every guy I was talking to, you can leave me alone now. I got back with the only person I want". And the comments were about how they originally broke up because he cheated on her. Then a bunch of other comments were also saying things along the lines of "y'all are a different kind of toxic
. you're so cute together". This isn't the first time I've seen that narrative on social media before. It just baffles me why people find that kind of stuff admirable. Especially when the couple publicly broke up before in a grand spectacle.
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This reminded me of the landlord anon, for some reason (sorry for ant pic).
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People at my uni are such pussies holy shit, rest in piss to all the psychology students
Nothing good can come from coddling weakness instead of building up strength. This is not how creatures survive. It's so unnatural
, a spit in the face of evolution.
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i fucking hate this so much. stay strong anon, the weak will die out
What? They're just implementing trigger
and content warnings beforehand. It's not like the material itself is going anywhere. This is already done in so many places, and very casually too.
I feel like laws need to be passed against that stuff, because pretty soon you won't be able to actually own anything. Any electronic thing you buy all for yourself and take it home won't really be yours, if you don't play by whatever corporation's rules they can just deny you service.
And if you have a household full of the same company's appliances on the same person's email or other identification, they could cut everything off at the same time if they want.
What the fuck is happening
>Wrote in my childhood diary that I was scared wouldn't go to heaven because of how ugly I am lmao
>Bullied for ugly as a kid
>Daily horrible daydreams about getting stabbed, crushed, and acid burns to the face, because literally anything would be an improvement
>Decide to troon because being an ugly man is easier than being an ugly girl
>Graduate bottom of my class, go to therapy to become troon
>Diagnosed with BDD, therapist says I can't troon until better
>Learn some copes, brain improves
>Lose the desire to troon
>Still ugly but accepting myself and realizing it's not the end of the world to be ugly
>Years later, it is April 6, 2021
>On track to get my degree, top of my class
>Very stressful event puts me in BDD mode
>Pick my face for an hour
>Take selfies to photoshop and plan my future plastic surgeries
>See my face
>Bitch is gorgeous
>Mirror flip that shit because it can't be right
>Take 20 more pictures because it can't be right
>Use different camera apps because who the fuck is this, some automatic beauty filter must be on
>Beauty filter is off, must be a camera angle trick
>Look in mirror
>Bitch is gorgeous
>It is today
What the fuck
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Congratulations on being gorgeous!
I don't get it. Who cares? It's not censorship, you can just ignore the warning. Those who refuse to read/watch the course content because it's "too triggering
" will have their own grades suffer, not your or my problem.
Maybe even better, professors will take into account that not everyone took in all the content, so they'll make tests/final exams a little bit simpler so we can all have an easier time.
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No BDD but also found myself to be so ugly I literally cried when I looked into the mirror for too long, and had the same enlightenment a few weeks ago to the point I'm just waiting to fall into a lake kek.
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Oh look it’s the worlds smallest violin playing for your poor landlord pimp daddy
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lmao I love that the jannies are anti-landlord I love it. anyways got a job interview in a bit I really hope I get it wish me luck
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I'm so jealous of short women with long legs
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let’s stay dumbasses together <3>>778034
Good luck nonita, I hope you get it!
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Wouldn't that mean they have very short torsos then?
It wasn't for no reason. I was kind of venting, in irritation that they posted it as well as commenting on the mortality rate of infants in obese women. There's been far worst posted, I did trigger warning
it and warn anons. I spoilered it.
I did nothing wrong.
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oh no dude I'm dating just linked me to his soundcloud what if he's cringe and sucks???
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If I were a landlord, I wouldn't mind giving free housing to some people, as long as they weren't terrible, or like complete human trainwrecks. I especially wouldn't mind giving free housing to people who are really old, mothers, those who have pets and/or people with a lot of other bills to pay already, etc. At the most, I'd probably have them pay only if they or their pets damaged the property more than three times, or if it exceeded a certain amount in money to fix. Like, why not give people who are struggling and non-problematic a place to stay? It could happen to you, your friends, family, etc.
I just don't see any reason not to help people if you can do so. Not like most landlords are struggling, with the way I see some landlordanons talk.
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just realized that I said hi in the discord and unfortunately went to sleep. oh boy can’t wait to sift through the autism
So weird that this anon >>777984
was banned but this >>777726
wasn't. What's the criteria
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Can't wait for my tablet pen to arrive so I can try and make money with my shitty art again
hopefully this one will work, the last one I bought was super crappy
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This meme is so dumb. Pic rel is how they actually look imo>>778164>>778166
a post in the confessions thread got redtexted too despite shitting on him. I thought only fangirling was banned, what's going on
Are you using a VPN? Or was it lifted? Lol
At this point I can see it actually having a bit of a Streisand Effect
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Fellow shitty artist here, do you mind sharing how you personally make money from it?
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just saw this pic on the home page based folder pics anon
I had some few commissions, nothing that I could make a living out of, tbqh. I know that an old client of mine wanted to work with me again but I couldn't because of the broken pen, I don't know if he found a different artist by now but I'll try to contact him again lol
I will try to do something different now, but I still don't know exactly what. I am just winging it, not the best one to give advice lol
Saving this one too, ilu anon>>778234
Lol maybe the best advice is to just do it. I did offer $5 sketches when I was desperate on reddit and got quite a few bites, somehow I'm too scared to try for real
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Was reading an interview with Mister Bubz' owner and came to this part and I just… could…could people just…stop? Just don't do this shit?
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>sees twitfag raving about picrel actor
>gives me a hoot
>reply on post that he’s generic white guy
>passive aggressive highly suspected gay scrote replies to me with whiteknight defense
>i reply using sarcastic twitterfag language and emojis
>seething gay james mcavoy stan starts screeching in comments and claiming this b-list star made major “problematic” contributions to the black community
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this is true and you know it
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But what about the physical threat and constant fearing for your life? And despite being more insightful and more empathetic than men, not getting any credit or acknowledgment of it?
I fucking hate scrotes but I'd rather be a man bc it's undeniably easier.
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Just bought this hedgehog, his name is Odeng. I'll buy the frog when he finally restocks as well, unsure on what I should name him
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why u gotta be so rude?
don't you know i'm an elephantseal too?
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I want a super weird ADHD King freak weirdo bf so bad because I’m also an ADHD freak and feel like I can’t fully communicate with most people who don’t have it
I will also never be jerma’s gf kms
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Listen. If I was presented with the trolley problem, whoever is on the tracks that it was originally/automatically set to is getting killed. I don't consider blood to be on my hands that way. Inaction is not an action.
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I'm fucking crying I hope they sell tshirts
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Don’t slander my beloved like that
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Chug, chug, chug went the motor,
Bump, bump, bump went the break,
Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings,
When he smiled I could feel the car shake.
And credited it all to being very fucked up on a "shitload of xanax".
Sorry anon still has strong bratoutofhell vibes.
Gonna have to disagree, her break up had nothing to do with drug use, >had already been wanting to tell him I'm not interested, we have no chemistry
and in fact she said she took drugs because she didn't expect anything to be happening that night>I'm already doped up on a shitload of xanax because I did not expect this to be happening tonight, so I don't think to call the police
I'm not saying recreational drug use is good, but also neither does she>>776447>Don't do drugs lmfao
I think she's based, fuck moids, and plenty of decent people have abused drugs for plenty of reasons, it seems like a moot point in this case
I'd be pissed off too if someone tried to buy me, can't say I'd be ballsy/crazy enough to drag them out of my house, but I wish I was
You're absolutely entitled to your opinion and I don't mean to try to change your mind, but I like this girl's tale a lot and I want to defend her
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sorry you will never be as based as our man-destroying xanax queen
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GECKO EGGS??? kek what the actual fuck
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lmaaaaooo I had the exact same reaction like, I was not aware this was a problem people had. I'm very sorry for that nona though because that sounds extremely stressful. Still though, gecko eggs!!! KEK at least geckos are cute I guess. Picrel is something I found googling 'fuck you gecko' and I'm dying
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It makes me sad that one of my favourite companies has started to pump out expensive garbage workout gear. Their leggings used to be really nice quality, I still own one of the first they released, but now it's all ugly shiny vanity sized poliamyd crap. They had the potential and just threw it all away. Whatever makes the most money I guess.
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I'm craving noodles but we don't have any, I want to go to that imported asian product store but I don't have money (yet) rn
We are one and the same anon
I followed the popular advice of getting a routine and worked so hard on having a regular sleep pattern so that I can fit into the working world, but without running on sleep deprivation I can't get anything done at all
I hate to label things but if it's of any interest to you, I got diagnosed with adhd but have found the medication doesn't make anything better except for helping me to keep a more regular sleep cycle although I'm never really "mentally awake" anymore in the way that 3am made me feel.
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I saw this picture and thought it was D'Angello Wallace trooning out
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I have mood swings it's annoying I don't know what I really want now
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So I'm eating this pumpkin soup and it tastes like my Guinea pigs used to smell like after they rolled around in a huge pile of hay and now I'm confused.>>778650
you need friends, retard, stop hanging out exclusively around these low-value hoes
I know you feel like you fit in, but never forget what this place is really like
I don't have a Job, I've tried and failed so many times
I have certain lows which cause me to self isolate for days on end, so I've never held down a Job, also where I have worked people have made fun of me for one reason or another
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I laughed out loud when I saw this, who of you anons was this? I know you play
ive always loved internet drama for that reason. ive been doing it for a little more than a decade and its only getting better with how integrated socials are in daily life.>>778834
the mistake is associating with those types of people. unfortunately the majority ride the woke wave and it makes sane people who believe in good causes look bonkers. but ngl loud vegans are second behind troons in obnoxiousness
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I'm so sad I tried searching for the larme website where there were lots of photos from photoshoots and such but I can't find it anymore. There's just larme.co which is only advertisements. There were so many cute photos I wish I'd saved more. (pic related is us)
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Search OP threads with 'larme' on the /cgl/ warosu archive.
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>lolcow as a collective
i hope you ladies have a great day
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Thank you, but that's not it; these images weren't in the magazines, they were only on that site and in all the cgl threads I've read I've never seen any of them there, they only have magazine scans, shop staff or random people there. But I will check out those threads once again for fun
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Oooh damn, I totally misunderstood what you meant by photos from photoshoots. Sorry for insulting your intelligence like that, kek. It is me who is the fool.
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>I WANNA FUCK HER SO BAD. I WANNA FUCK HER SO DAMN BAD. I WANT TO BE IN HER COZY OVERPRICED SEATTLE APARTMENT WHERE SHE AKWARDLY RUNS HER FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR WHISPERING BUZZFEED MILLENIAL HUMOR INTO MY EAR TALKING ABOUT AI. BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT AI IS? IM AN ART MAJOR IDK WHAT THE FUCK IS LOGIC I WANT A CUTE LESBIAN IN DENIAL BEST FRIEND WHO BABBLES ON ABOUT SHIT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND I LOVE COOCHIE
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the toilet water touched my pussy when i was using the bathroom
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It's okay, and thanks for posting that photo, I don't have it in my folder hehe now it's mine
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he looks like a pitbull sorry not sorry
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Wish my country was more creative with candles. I always see american candles with a lot of different "flavors" and I get so jealous. Like candles that smell like apple pie or chocolate pudding, or this other candle that I saw that had a mix of pine, musk, and vanilla.
Meanwhile here in my country is just lavender, cinnamon, vanilla, roses. That's about it.
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I have this one mutual on tumblr and we've been following each other for years (never really interacted with each other though, only like each others stuff here and there). Normally I find her posts funny, but for the past few weeks every other post is some kind of handmaidening and drowns out her original content. I know for a fact you browse lolcow too and got the man hating part down, now get on with the rest of the programm already.
No but I think you're right, you can always purchase the scents and everything and start making the candles yourself (even maybe become a small business?), Video related
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If LOTR was escapism back in WW2 and after 9/11, what's our escapism now as a society? VR, e-girls, onlyfans, NFTs and injecting hormones? Everything artificial and bad?
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I am incredibly jealous of women who know how to do protective styles on themselves. I can't do my own hair for shit, and I don't even know where to start
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Husbandos and waifu’s.
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I feel so bad for buying cute stationery since i never use it but i can't stop they're way too adorable
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I want to marry Halle Berry.
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Start bullet journaling so you can use it all
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She's so hot anon. I know she's not that old, but I hope I'm able to take care of my body and maintain a toned figure like she does when I'm older
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/pol/ is hell, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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I wish i could draw like this.
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A SINGLE SENTENCE IS NOT A PARAGRAPH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA who keeps saying this? I will find you and hunt you down
If you resemble her in any way, I'm sure you're beautiful, anon!>>779047
I can't remember what thread it was, but one reddit spacer said the "I add spaces in my post cause I went to college and I know how to type paragraphs" thing as well! Wtf is going on? If you're gonna space your posts (which you should if it's long) then at least do it properly. Makes them stick out like a sore thumb.
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I feel like such a hot bitch today. My smile is beautiful, my skin is clear and glowing, my ass is fat, my stomach is flat. Idk what I've been doing, but I need to keep doing it.
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Would you forgive your partner cheating if it was their dream A list celebrity?
Sure, but my partner would need to let me cheat them too
Unless it's my dream A list celebrity
They could do whatever I want and I wouldn't care at all
have you tried taking Lysine? I take it whenever I get fever blisters & it helps a ton!
i take two pills with every meal while i have a fever blister & when i don’t i try to take it at least once a week.
You could also fuck your dream A list celebrity in return, of course.
I was thinking that I'd probably forgive him, but I'd feel too guilty if I did it myself - even if he also forgave me too kek
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why can't these girls just be quirky artsy girls without identifying as nb bullshit
NTA, please check his teeth, do an x-ray of his jaw. Many cats, mine included, have an inborn degenerative condition that makes their teeth hurt and fall out eventually. We had to get them all removed. My cat also ate kibbles, but he wasn't supposed to, he's on soft food on vet's orders. If your cat has trouble eating and food keeps falling out of his mouth it's almost certain he also has that condition.
You sound like a total jerk and a pyscho who doesn't deserve one cat, let alone two, and I honestly hate you, but I'm begging you to do right by it, don't let it suffer.
I promise he's fine, alright? I'm not wasting money on frivolous x-rays. He doesn't drop his food either. If I offer him a small piece of something he doesn't usually eat, he'll lick it a bunch until it catches and picks up on his barbs, and that's when he realizes he can pick it up and eat it. It really seems like a dumb behaviour thing of his, but it's not a problem at all.>>779145
I just like to give him some tiny pieces of fruit when I'm eating some. Feels like I'm sharing an experience with my buddy lol
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I'm not even a fucking peta supporter or a hrdcore animal activist, and assuming I am based off of one post just confirms that you're a fucking retard. Trying to shove food in your cat's face that they're not interested in eating just so you can gawk at how ~kawaii uwu~ it is is treating your pet like an object that's only there for your amusement.
You stupid bitches do not deserve the joy of looking after another living being.
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The ex muslim thread is my favorite thread on the entire site. I never comment on it and my relationship with islam/muslims isn’t one where I’d need to post there either, I just feel for the women in the thread and I hope things go well for them.
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pov: it's 2002, you don't know what photoshop is, you're in the school library using the computer to look up "real ghost pictures" and this image is the most convincing evidence you've ever seen
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Was reminiscing about doing just that today heh, hence the comment! Glad you relate, here's another one of the OG images that scared the shit out of younger me
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I haven’t actually slept in almost 36 hours and I keep closing my eyes and spacing out and hearing/making songs that don’t exist. I just read a post and imagined sykkuno’s musical debut and it was an EDM song and the intro is a diss towards him calling him a loser because he dropped out of school to play video games all day with people he’ll never meet. And then in the middle of typing this I had another where picrel Anais from the amazing world of gumball was killing Gumball while he was stuck in a screen/chalkboard and also singing and rapping. It was very creative, I wish I could easily turn them into animations and record the songs. They were completely my taste and I want to hear them again. And there are alien people that live on a different timeline than us who live among us in the Invincible comics. Some humans eat them for some reason.
I agree anon! I just want shows and movies of black people doing cool shit without it being political. I plan on watching Soul and Sylvie's Love next week. I also thought about watching Farewell Amor because I watched the trailer and thought Jayme Lawson looked beautiful, but the movie seemed kinda boring
. I hope you're able to find some kind of media that you like!
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I love hardcover notebooks with beautiful flowers on them so. fucking. much. I'm never going to be happy until I rob a stationery shop and free them of all the beautiful Paperblanks and moleskin notebooks. Also I want all of the beautiful brushpens and graphic pens that exist in the world
I think its cause in this modern climate everything has to be political and its usually weirdly woke white people who force this role upon black women
like that new Amy Pholer film, the black female character is just well what a woke neolib would think a black girl is like, woke, pushy and always political
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I hate people
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English twitterfags really tryna make me and other Scottish people feel bad because we dont give a shit about Phillip croacking. Just another reason to keep bullying the English x
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Is parents hugging and saying I love you to their kids now really a white people only thing ? cause my brown Punjabi parents always hugged me, kissed me and said they'd love me and encourage what ever I did, as well as all my other Punjabi relatives who kissed, hugged and supported their kids https://www.tiktok.com/@bobacommie/video/6916182811393150213?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en
i think it really depends.
my mom's from south america and i did have lots of physical affection and words of affirmation even if she was harsher than some parents here.
my east and south east asian friends didn't, though. less physical affection (or none at all), no discussing feelings, very high expectations but not much kindness to soften the pressure.
I mean just my country alone seems that Punjabis and Sindhis and Kashmiris are very outwardly affectionate with their children, its just these culture is very big on hugs and praise
Pashtuns, Baloch and Northern Jats are ice cold with their kids, pretty much every Pashtun friend I have had would refer to their father(even when they were on bad terms) with the equivalent of Sir
Salads usually don't have salt in them nonny
They do when you season it.
I don't know where you live, but here it's common sense to put salt, vinegar and olive oil in salads
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I love HOADs and I look forward to every popular shonen ending just for the shipping meltdown compilations
Can’t wait for MHA to end and I hope Hori doesn’t pussy out on the deku x ochako because MHA fujos are the most annoying right now.
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Stone ocean anime comfirmed bichez
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I also can't wait for MHA to end. The autism that came from it has lasted long enough.
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Watch ur mouth sweaty sock kek
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everyone on tumblr is happy about him dying lol
Awww, birtty brits need a time out to feel better about themselves huh? Drink some tea and eat some beans on toast to calm down ok? We all know the only thing the brits are so good about is colonizing others and have bad food. What a wonderful country to live in! Known for their anti-intellectualism so i dont think you are that smart nonnie
Coloniser colonizer, tomato tomato.
They are better than u anon, go home and cry on the blood on ur hands hehe.
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Brits still don’t deserve rights. Go eat your soggy ass bread and seethe
I’d love to know where you’re from. Let’s see your own hands. Stop snivelling about shit that happened 100s of years ago, it’s embarrassing. We pulled ourselves up after being invaded and so did every other country in the world so why can’t you?
what are you talking about? I thought this was about Scotland vs England, both of which are part of Great Britain, so you are implying Scotland also doesn't deserve rights, or are you just retarded nonnie
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Wish I could have non bitter chocolate but I can't have sugar and lactose and nice things
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How many you bitches pee in the shower
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Idk how much sugar you can have, but I'm vegan and these are pretty creamy and good. If it's too much sugar, I found this recipe you could try:https://minimalistbaker.com/creamy-vegan-milk-chocolate-low-sugar/
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All this talk about beans…
This is my favorite way of eating beans. The best way I can describe it is "mashed beans". The cooked beans are blended and then you add cassava flour to thicken it.
Every place makes it a bit different, but I think the most traditional way includes boiled eggs, some sort of pork meat (usually bacon or sausage), collard greens, garlic, onion and green onions. I also like it with red peppers.
You usually eat it with rice, but it's basically a meal in itself because this was the type of food that miners, soldiers and blue collar workers in general would eat before going to work, and it was cheap and nutritious.
The pic is kinda ugly but it is great
Are we still on the colonising insult? Come on nonnie
, be more creative
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I won't soil the place I'm cleaning myself in
It's called tutu de feijão ("beans tutu", I honestly don't even know what tutu means, but it's pronounced the same as the ballet thing)
This recipe is in portuguese but it's super easy to understand, I think.
Basically you sauteed everything and then add the blended beans and the cassava flour. They also pour in liquor but I honestly never did that myself lol
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Both roaches, no one cares
We don't have those in my country, but the recipe looks good! I can't have coconut sugar, but I'll just sub it for xylitol or whatever.
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Thanks! I found a recipe after I asked that I’m going to use https://www.oliviascuisine.com/tutu-de-feijao/
But I’m taking notes from that video too. I’m soaking the beans now. I suck at making beans though. Somehow I always fuck it up… please wish me luck…
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The seething britfags are giving me a hoot. So defensive of your country that doesn’t even have a proper laundry room and every house looks like a fugly amazon warehouse.
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Don’t let this forget the fact that this stank ass bitch was UK’s ronald reagan.
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Idk what's going on right now between the British people and everyone else, but I'm enjoying it
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Stop bringing those countries into the debate as to why british people shouldn’t have rights. Pretty sure all of them twaggle-toothed fucks also wanted to be far away from england and I don’t blame them. I heard that someone whispered into Phillip’s ear that england sucks and he evaporated
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There are nations that keep the washing machine centimetres from where they shit though
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bet that’s why the food is disgusting as well, heating up their cold fish and chips and water bread in their kitchen dryer, how cute!
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I wish I had a laundry room!
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Luv me mum, luv me dad, luv me knife license, luv me beans
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Let’s dance anon!
Theyre trying to one up this anon >>779718
. Shit attempt imo
Whoever is ITT trying to troll le triggered
brits and their soggy bread, water and pea pudding is really clutching at straws. All the things they could shit on the brits for and they pick washing machine placement like some sort of germaphobe autist freak. The squabbling ended hours ago anyway. They post a perfectly normal kitchen from a working class flat and shriek like it’s some sort of repulsive hovel. >>779747
Yes, this is exactly what the average yank looks like, and is why they need an entire basement hovel ,with a raccoon nest in the walls that they don’t even know about because of their shitty polystyrene architecture, to wash their XXL clothing.
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british reality stars vs beautiful iconic never been done before patriotic feminist moid-destroying reality stars
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I think you used the wrong pic anon, these are the reality queens you mean right?
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I'm supposed to be getting a snail soon at least, I think I am. it hasn't shipped yet, and at this point idk if it will and I've been sketching ideas for a miniature painting and for some reason it makes me so excited. I've started to hate art recently, but I'm very happy to have a little creature to make something for. I still don't know what I will end up painting, but I hope they will like it.
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Bongs being tsundere as always
our state of economical and societal depression
because it sucks
Florida because they do the most when it comes to one-upping people on outrageous crimes. Also not to be ageist
but they have too many old people around there.
You can do it, nonnie
! It was trooper food, so it's super easy.
What kinda beans will you use? I personally prefer non-black ones, but they can all taste good.
Hope you like it!
This looks good anon! I love beans.>>779618
I'm not british, but there are a lot of nice british foods. People meme about beans on toast, but British people make really good pies (good baked goods in general) and curries. Sausage rolls are really good too. They have a lot of simple, hearty food.>>779781
North Dakota because it has the highest ratio of moids to people.
both look like shit who cares>>779761
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sam and max faggette I want this I want this so bad this is so damn cute
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i can’t stop giggling I type like such a fucking idiot
This is an understandable reaction to being the victim
of an epic and sophisticated prank.
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The munchie hoe in question
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I don't care about comics, but I've been yearning hard for this specific version of Starfire. I want an alien gf with fluffy hair
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>take a 1-3 hour nap every day
What is the "syndrome" thing there?
I also take naps that last more than 60 mins and both sides of my family have the beetus, kek and rip
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No clue why I didn’t include the entire paragraph, since it’s all relevant. Late night brain fart kek
Obviously fake "study" printed as propaganda to make you exhaust yourself like a good little wagie so your boss can afford another yacht.
Schizo moment, but I'm really tired of these constant mental attacks on innocent people fraudulently hiding behind the name of "science". Notice how they also all want you to constantly think about diabetes and cancer, actually increasing your risk of health problems from the stress, worsening existing conditions, fucking with your life bit by bit. And the articles will contradict each other to ensure you're always guilty of something, always just a little bit confused and grappling, as if life itself isn't already confusing.
Shit is really inhumane, and none of it's a mistake. Anyway, I'm going to take a fucking nap, and the only people to get diabetes will be the pieces of shit (mostly scrotes) who publish and co-sign garbage content like that. Returned to sender lmao
Reposted because I mistakenly added a picture I wanted to post in the dumb bitch meme thread
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Remember when people really used to say "what is air." Or "I can't even". Or "my ovaries are exploding". Strange days. I miss 2013 sometimes
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I joined Tumblr in 2012 and remember when those "BAZONGO" comics making fun of The Big Bang Theory were reblogged all the time. I distinctly remember reblogging picrel because I laughed my ass off about it like it was the pinnacle of humor. I've never even watched the show.
Shit has gotten weird>>780116
I see shonen characters as in their 20s usually by the way they look and act. The young age is usually just for the intended male fanbase to relate to but it's arbitrary. So it makes sense to me that some fujos are that age but it's weird when they are just as unhinged as the younger fans. It's bizarre to see a fujo that age unironically argue that sexualizing jotaro jjba from part 3 is pedophilic but not when he's older and looks like the exact same buff adult it's so funny. There was a little of that in the past fandom days but nowhere near like this yeah.
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ever since i found out megan thee stallion looks like this without make up, i can't stop thinking about it. i think i'm in love with her
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I was watching a Moesha and there was a episode when she was insecure about her butt being big and it was weird thinking about what a big ass looks like now. I remember when Jlo's ass was big. Now a days we have women walking around looking like this just to have a fat ass and big hips.
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Same, anon. I think Megan is hot either way, but she's so beautiful without it, or with light makeup.
She's beautiful and talented but she choses to look ugly, cringe and do gagging sounds in her music on purpose
Why is this world like this, upside down?
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Nope there's a video>>780146
She looks better with little make up and fitting clothes, she always looks a mess to me and people are always picking at her body, because they aren't used to seeing the huge hips that these girls get and Megan is tall and naturally thick. She does not dress for her body type though.
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no, she got shots or some shit. It's not natural.
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Anyone have good AI dungeon caps
Kek. I'm Italian, Brits are all fat too. a fry up is not healthier than a hamburger. yeah, neither is pasta, but at least we have reasonable portions>>779929
I love her, anon. I have an older male leopard gecko. He's also very dumb.
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>type out a long reply
>read it before posting
>makes perfect sense to me
>read it again
>realize it's a fucking ESL wordsalad
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Kids are so ugly and annoying
its Old Testament God>>780205
I mean the God of the Old Testament is literally just a Semitic war god, he's not gonna be virtuous or kind or even good, he's a war god that asks his people to conquer, to take slaves and to destroy their opponents and while that's fucked up, it was a common thing for a illiterate Semite in the Iron age to believe in
Also it all began with Joshua, the story of Abraham and even the Exodus was likely made up, by Joshua a nomad Semitic warlord who conquered the settled peoples of Cannan and invoked their war god as justification
>Then the Israelites burned the town and everything in it. Only the things made from silver, gold, bronze, or iron were kept for the treasury of the LORD’s house.
>When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the wilderness where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it. Twelve thousand men and women fell that day—all the people of Ai. For Joshua did not draw back the hand that held out his javelin until he had destroyed all who lived in Ai. But Israel did carry off for themselves the livestock and plunder of this city, as the Lord had instructed Joshua.
yeah this is just a nomadic warlord whose accepted as a prophet and messiah by Jews, Christians and Muslims
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Petition for a lolcow caps-out-of-context thread
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My dumb ass thought this was a screencap of Emma Watson from an early HP movie for years. Only learned today who it actually is
so are most adults >>780228
i'll believe it when i see it
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KEK I was about to go on here to vent about that. Why can't we have nice things
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Maybe I should start to bully my little brother he told a hurtful lie about me and the family believed him
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madalyn murray was a fucking queen
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Non UKfags will never know the joys of a tesco meal deal
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he's not, he's photoshopped
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now I'm imagening trannies covering Disturbia, do you think they would leave this line in
kek anon i think you're onto something:
"It can creep up inside you
And consume you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
I feel like a monster"
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CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS IM SO SORRY SISTER AAAAAAAAA
if it makes u feel better we got out neighbors viagra in the mail. probably doesn't make you feel better. ok rip tell me if you got the games back or not x
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The best part is that I am in a very male and boomer field, so if my terfdom was ever found out, it would be wholeheartedly accepted… especially since one of the executive officers of the company I work for and I have made a lot of pronoun jokes.
Sometimes STEM jobs can be beneficial to women.
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I'm 99% sure that all of the anons in the "Fetishes you're ashamed of thread" are larping scrotes. Whenever I go to that thread Im like picrel
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The other day I put a banana sticker on my head and forgot about it, then ended up walking around like that all day. Oops.
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human touch is so overrated
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For the past week I've been watching the sunset in my backyard with my dogs while I drink a beer and read a book about mushrooms while my husband plays video games. Currently wearing a matching pastel green sweatsuit and idk if I'm living the good life or a shit life or just like a regular life?
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Which celebrities do you think snore loudly?
Since most older people snore, only post old celebrities if you think they snored when younger
I reckon The Rock has always snored but snores like a squeaking sound. like deflating a balloon slowly.
margo robbie likely farts constantly in her sleep. every few minutes. like a sailor full of beans.
tom holland would snore quietly but would have regular snot bubbles and call out for his mommy.
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The husbando thread really letting the horny out today
good for them, good for them
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I guess that means I'm living a regular life then
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i want to be lovers with my childhood best friend so badly. i think she wants it too, but she's with her boyfriend because comphet and wanting somebody to share the rent. they don't seem sexually attracted to each other.
i don't know. we're meeting on tuesday in town and i keep fantasising about kissing her and taking her to bed and and telling her how beautiful she is because i know she hates her body. i want to make her feel good and see her in a mess. i don't think i'm a lesbian but i only ever think this way about her and 2D men.
i'd settle for platonic touch too. imagine if hand holding was the norm for friends. or walking arm in arm. her skin is so pretty and smooth. take me to horny jail officer, i'm worthless for even thinking like this. she's so beautiful and sensible and i'm an insane ugly gremlin.
i think that's lovely anon ♥ i'd really like to do that but it feels wrong and scrotey of me to get off on something she thinks is innocent>>780959
yeah, probably wishful thinking on my part>>780955
what made you wake up?
I was with the guy for 3 years and I think I only orgasmed maybe twice in our first few weeks together. Our sex life turned into him wanting quick bjs before going to sleep and me basically doing it because he paid the larger portion of the rent and I felt I owed him that. I don't know if he knew I felt that way but I was well aware of it. I would sometimes get oral back but couldn't finish because there just was no attraction attached to it. Then I became obsessed with a woman working in a nearby store. I'd often grab a coffee in a cafe that overlooked the store she worked in and I had this fantasy of her sweeping me away from the situation I was in.
I hit the 3 year mark where all my orgasms had been achieved solo, that was my wake up point. Realised I might as well be single and pay more rent than live like that.
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Caught my maid slacking on the job
i will never stop playing this game
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fighting with britfags and pretending to be a true patriot burger was the most fun I’ve ever had in awhile. i love you britfags though your food is absolute shlop but the music has always been bopping
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Toddler reminds me of pic related
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Lava lamps are so cool, but I keep accidentally leaving mine on all night and then I feel bad about it.
I use https://blolook.osa-p.net/index.html?lang=en
It’s a third-party app. You can’t see who exactly blocks you, but you get a number.
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what can i say except kill yourself
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because monday comes afterwards
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i wanna fuck kevin parker…