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No. 2121455
AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles
Previous Thread:
>>2098831Explanation of Heathertime:
>>2059264Thread #19
>>2065128Thread #18
>>2045943 Thread #17
>>2027512Thread #16
>>1938223IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
In the last thread Heather had multiple health scares, returns to YouTube, quits Target, and her Goober Peas Ryan (supposedly) moves in. She ruined a grave or two, cosplayed as Lurch, and thought a new iPhone would changer her life (spoiler: it did not). We witnessed a few ‘healthy grocery hauls’ and many many more ice cream trips to Gettysburg.
>>2101541Heather calls an ambulance and goes to the hospital because of a migraine
>>2101546Videos ensue relaying her near death experience
>>2102974 YouTube return
>>2103828Trying to trap a new Ryan?
>>2104403Rant about how traumatic it is for her to return to YT
>>2105893Takes her Ghost Ryan on a road trip
>>2108374Another dramatic ‘medical episode’
>>2108397Starts her unemployment talk
>>2108465Praising a Confederate solider she has not relation to
>>2109489Rant about a job interview and GooberRyan moving in
>>2111361Caught liking inflatable fetish content
>>2113520Talk of Goober moving in
>>2113772More munchie health scare talk
>>2114674Scariest footage of Gooberpeas yet
>>2117770Heather is financially ruined from her migraine
>>2120368Heathers brother is in prison for murdering his wife
No. 2121456
All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather No. 2121462
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She’s so fucking annoying
No. 2121464
>>2121458Thank you for the new thread!
>>2121462Heather remembering the real
victims on Memorial Day: herself, in the YouTube comments.
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Thank you for the new thread
nonny the threadpic is already a classic kek
>>2121465I feel like no one said the problem is her walking in a cemetery. hashtag history!!1
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KEK amazing photo op I can’t stop loling. I have been waiting to post this pov because of course goob is retarded enough to stick his head into the barrel of a cannon
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Happy Memorial Day to Heather and goob!
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>>2121465you know what nonnas, I feel like we've been too hard on her. She's actually pretty goth in a halloween witch decoration kind of way. kek
>>2121492>>2121496he gives me dale gribble, but worse, energy tbh? It's insane that goober is only in his early 20s yet looks like this already. Of course they are out there glorifying literal traitors
>>2121462 on this day too.
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She looks like Big Ed in the new threadpic kek. Neckless af
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No. 2121569
>>2121504she shouldnt be in relationships at all. shes cares about the image of a dead guy and is saying the same shit she does when shes ryan hunting. she can try to pass this off to ethan has some history shit, but shes freakishly immature with generic looking white guys and it doesnt make sense.
>>2121465heather is so hellbent on proving to the internet that shes a nice and caring person when shes really a cunt who cant even take the slightest criticism kek she still remembers those youtube comments
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Left was yesterdays ice cream right is today
No. 2121755
>>2121465This stupid cunt. No one gives a fuck if she walks in a cemetery. Is she really this dumb? Everything about her reeks of ignorance.
>people who didn’t want to be forgottenHow the fuck would she know? She oozes unethical dumb fuck behaviour stomping around like many nonnas say not for historical education or to share anything other than we should be looking at her…for what? Existing? God she’s a moron.
>>2121464>remembering the real victims Kek spot on
No. 2121837
>>2121640I can't even imagine how fat she's going to be by the end of summer.
>>2121680Memorial Day, Flag Day, July 4th… these are the new Halloweens for her new, boring identity.
>>2121492That's… not the true meaning of the holiday. The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interests is so creepy.
>>2121490> [ feelings of foinin stuff intensifies ] No. 2121954
>>2121465I don't understand her problem. In my country it's very normal to walk around a cemetery, we even have the largest cemetery park in the world, so people go there for walks and enjoy the silence and nature. But honestly, I would be so mad at her if she would clean a grave from one of my ancestors. Maybe they wanted to be left alone and not posted on her boring stories? She is doing all of this for attention and so she can cry about how she is the
victim here and that's the problem for me.
No. 2122001
>>2121954There
is no problem. She has a need to be unique and special,
and be persecuted for it.
I said this before but in one of the first threads she once had a melty about how everyone has a "thing" they're known for, and how desperately she wanted to have her own thing too. That's why she jumps from shallow interest to shallow interest, she's looking for her thing - the rarer/more different the better, so that she will feel truly unique. She blatantly ignores even to herself that many people share this interest and that she isn't as special and interesting as she wants to be
The persecution aspect is common with other people as well, it just makes them feel even more special and is an excuse to ask for asspats and constant validation, which can be seen by her only ever replying to negative comments, rarely she replies to positive ones.
No. 2122002
>>2121837>The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interestsThat time she went digging with the metal detector and threw a fit because it was a waste off her time was so hilarious. It really is creepy tho.
>>2121954It’s also normal in burgerland. It’s not some unique thing only freaks do. It’s such a non issue which is why it’s fucking stupid that she claims or the reason she gets hate.
No. 2122072
>>2121465Honestly don't get where she gets this bullshit from.
I grew up in a cemetery property. People are free to visit and to view graves.
What people get mad about is when the family's privacy is disrespected by self absorbed morons clambering all over their ancestors' grave and posing for photos to be "so goff!" Look but don't touch Heather, it's that simple!
No. 2122073
>>2122059What do you know about your great grandparents? Unimportant people being forgotten is natural. Literally who cares.
>>2121462It's wild how she's been standing in front of graves for years and gooberyan turned that into actually doing a thing in just a few months. I shit on autistics a lot but I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retards. Really makes you think, huh
No. 2122275
>>2122073>I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retardsgoober might be a walled, half blind, balding, possibly inbred, incel maga retard but at least he's earnest about his hobbies. that alone makes him a cut above Hag.
sadly he'll never realize he's better off alone, but i think you're on to something
No. 2122513
>>2122500That's an interesting theory. I don't know how dating apps work but that 100% sounds like a Hag move. Especially re:
>>2122437 because you can see her amp it up to double the amount of visits in just a couple months. Plot twist she isn't even eating the ice cream, she just posts those pictures so Goobs doesn't suspect anything. (But we have eyes, obviously she is eating the ice cream.)
No. 2122527
>>2122220thank you for explaining! she is so hard to understand
how does she think posing on Instagram is going to accomplish that?
also, why isn’t she panicking about not having a job? she is so weird, she freaks out about things that don’t matter but is so unfazed by actually bad things like debt, unemployment, being obese
No. 2122530
>>2122492NTA but i agree. She has unrealistic expectations for relationships. She thinks a man is going to swoop in, fall head over heels for her, dote on her, follow her around, give her every bit of his time while simultaneously having a big bread winning job that would facilitate her being a NEET or eventually possibly a stay at home mom.
She sees men and partners as an accessory extension of herself. They should not do anything or exist without her being involved in some way. Anything they do should revolve around her. Yadda yadda. Very BPD narcissistic of her.
Too bad goober is a retarded baby who will never dote on her unless its temporary to secure sex for the night. No man would dote on hag. She is not a catch and brings BARE fucking minimum to the table (most woman have tits and can cook slop, calm down heather) while expecting to catch the king of the sea. Its pathetic and hilarious.
Heather is one of those cows that is genuinly not at all a spectacle like how shay or dana is, but is 100% unironically a hilarious and pathetic cow. Its insane.
No. 2122692
>>2122530Honestly the blessed anon's analysis of "Heather Time" is one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
>>2059264Everyone probably knows someone a LITTLE like that, but this is so extreme and intense it sounds like some odd Victorian mental illness. The girl who said "i love you" to every man she met.
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>>2122868 Looking at their Instagram all of their employees are middle and high schoolers and an elderly woman, I couldn’t find a single of age male employee so god I hope not. Gettysburg is just her main personality trait of the moment and it conveniently happens to be right by the ice cream place
No. 2122932
>>2122891Wouldn't put it past her to try to hit on an 18+ high schooler. Regardless, if she really
is going just to see someone, it must be having the opposite effect. The guy must think she's crazy to drive 1.5 hours every day just for ice cream.
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>Hey, guys. I just wanted to check-in really quick. So I'm wearing my new prescription sunglasses. That's why I have them on this video because I'm trying to adjust to them. So I am in the midst of a huge life transition.
>I left my career of six years behind and I entered into a completely new industry. I am excited about it. It is a lot to learn. I'm gonna have to work on things about myself that make it hard for me to learn and communicate. But this is good.
>Like, I feel like I'm finally getting an education. I feel like I'm entering into something that's so important. And I'm just meeting the best people. And so, I feel really good about that. I had always told myself that once I left Target, I was going to start my own business.
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>In my time in working for retail, it's been so next level stressful. The pressure has been unbelievable. The expectations have been impossible and I was so depressed. I I am at the highest weight I have ever been in my life. I've packed on the pounds.
>I have not been feeling confident or good about myself lately. So I just went through a dark time and it was really hard for me to do anything meaningful in my free time because all I could do was think about work and, like, cry and, like, I just I couldn't handle what it was doing to me mentally and physically. But now that, you know I'm having a big reset- a career reset- I feel like I am at a point where I could have a little small business from home. So I am gonna try to restock the Etsy over the weekend. I know I said that all the time but guys you don't understand the situation I was in.
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>You know, I am not a cog in a machine. You know, I am not something that just gets ground down to nothing, thrown away and discarded. I'm a human being and I want to feel like I'm growing in a career and I'm learning and I'm doing something that matters. Just not constantly, like I said, feeling ground down to nothing. And so I guess I'm just really excited.
>I'm not gonna talk too much about work on here. I wanna keep that personal but, I'm very excited and hopeful and I'm just gonna learn all I can. But yeah. So anyway, the point of this is that I gotta get some stuff sold because I am like in between jobs. It's a weird time for me financially, you know with getting my paychecks and everything.
>So I gotta get some stuff sold. This is great motivation to get the shop restocked so stay tuned.
No. 2122959
>>2122936Wth is this look? Looks like she got electrocuted. Never have I ever heard of someone wearing prescription sunglasses inside their home to "get used to them." Is she wearing the bathing suit she got last month?
So she's in between jobs and it's weird for her with her finances right now but she's still thrifting crap, spending gas and ice cream money in Gettysburg, and trying to buy commissioned custom husbando garbage, all while being financially ruined from medical bills. But it's all okay because this time, nonnies,
this time she's going to sell stuff on Etsy.
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>And I'm trying hard to get back on my diet and lose this weight. I went to the gym for the first time last night. It felt pretty good. And I'm just going to keep going with it. Like I said, I think just having the stress of being a team lead off of me not being a team lead anymore, you know, not being, a VM, not being, you know, that girl is going to be so good.
>Like I said, any job is going to have its stress. Any job is going to have challenges and it's important to be able to take on challenges. But what I was going through was a little much. A little much And it's such a weight off my shoulders to not think about that time anymore. So, I'm looking forward to just healing, growing, de stressing, and starting that business. So, stay tuned.
No. 2122976
New
nonnie here, sorry for being dumb but what's the origin of the Ryan meme? It wasn't in the thread op. I checked this thread and a few back and they didn't mention the origin. I checked the original thread and it mentions going after some guy who didn't want her. Is this some guy actually called Ryan that all of her subsequent partners were named after? (I'm guessing og Ryan on the list) And why did one guy (Damian) get reffered by his real name when the others did not? I know Lurch from elsewhere so he dosen't count.
>>2122530>having a big bread winning job that would facilitate her being a NEET or eventually possibly a stay at home mom. Tbf having a stay at home doll of a gf is a goal for some men inn the current political climate and she IS white. She might be able to catch one of those.
No. 2122982
>>2122965Agree, idk why nonnies here don’t comprehend that everything she does is for a Ryan. I’m sure in her town there’s ice cream shops but she’s really going 1.5 hour drives for this one mediocre place. The freshman guy looks like a new Ryan to me. He’s also much more attractive than her current Ryan and I thinks he might want younger. Maybe this one will let her move her garbage into his dorm room
>>2122973To me it almost sounds like she’s quitting her target job to sell shit because idk what else would make sense. She’s insane
No. 2122995
>>2122936Living delusional. She couldn't flip her hoard while at having a job. Being fat, depressed, having an autistic man child with no job, now she's jobless, that one factor isn't going to motivate her to do it if none of those other reasons did. And let's never forget her storage container with her toys and God knows what else she continues to hoard to spite the haters.
>>2122960She looks so fucking old in these shots from her weight gain kek grandma Steele lost her good camera angles from being with a man too long. Exercise is for stress relief, if she didn't do it while stressed about her job and reap the benefits I don't see her doing it now that she's going to be home all day.
No. 2123004
>>2122938Christ, she makes it sound like she was slaving away in the coal mines. She says her new “career” is doing something meaningful and important, but I can tell the real reason she suddenly doesn’t want to talk about work on IG—while talking about work—is that she’s doing something super lame and mundane and doesn’t want to admit it. This is exactly how she talked about Target at first, too.
>>2122960She is such a broken record. It’s wild how batshit insane yet simultaneously
so boring she is.
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she is trying to drop hints for Goober
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and she got 2 new glasses, not sure if it's an upgrade
No. 2123106
>>2123097wait wait wait, is that
mascara on her lashes??
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>>2123097>>2123106Omg a hint of mascara! Also what did she do to her hair, it looks like a broom?
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>>2123097She went back and bought the ugly ones too
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>>2123097I know she can’t do anything about her lens thickness but they really don’t do her any favors
No. 2123220
>>2123206actually, you can do something about it, you can get thinner glasses, they are just more expensive, at least where I live. And it depends if you get them made out of plastic or glass, glass can be made thinner than plastic. And maybe she should have chosen another frame, if they are so thick that the frame can't cover it, it's the wrong frame.
>>2123207she needed another reason to buy something, everything in her life is about buying stuff and to feel the rush for 10 minutes after she purchased something.
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God she looks so bad lately
No. 2123295
>>2123253>I don't know how it's handled in the USANonna, just google it. She's honestly dumb for getting glasses through the actual eyedoctor still though, it's no secret it's a monopoly at this point. She'd be better off ordering them online.
>>2123266The yellow top is the least awful one out of that pile. I don't get what's up with her and these ugly old lady florals. I guess it'll make it easier when she eventually transitions to moomoo sizes at least.
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Heather commented “oh my” on a fart fetish video of an obese woman farting on littlest pet shop toys and a man smelling them. It’s all too much, I think I have to delete instagram now.
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>>2123426I wonder what goob thinks about this.
No. 2123470
>>2122959> But it's all okay because this time, nonnies, this time she's going to sell stuff on Etsy.Be fair, if this works then a "return to YouTube" might be in the cards!
Heather lives on a hamster wheel and as soon as she becomes aware of it she smothers the thought in ice cream and scuzzy redneck dick.
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So much for not buying anything
No. 2123821
>>2123813How’s she so certain that’s a family member? The name? All women were named Elizabeth and Kathrine back then. And all the men were John. That’s going to be her excuse for every stupid purchase.
>died for religious freedomsSo she was a weirdo cultist and they killed her. What a hero.
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>>2123813That painting looks weird af like it's been really badly "repaired"
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>>2123821she posted this to explain how she is connected. maybe a nonita who knows about genealogy can shine some light
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>>2123813Translation: someone used an unrelated painting as the cover for his self-published book about Mary Dyer because it's public domain. Hers is a pretty bad copy probably done for fun or by a young student.
Appropriately he's better known for writing self-published joke books lol
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What a strange guy this one is
No. 2123995
>>2123956KEK he had to have the goat removed from his sweater so his conservative Christian parents don’t freak out.
>>2123930I thought it was weird she said “associated” and not “is a painting of Mary dyer”. Also it’s clear hers is an artists attempt at copying the original kek.
No. 2124009
>>2123956not to wk, but is he really that strange?
An autistic man sharing his autistic interests, nothing I haven't seen before
or maybe I'm just jaded after seeing further evidence of Heather having really weird fetishes
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Looking through goob’s post history. We knew he had a girlfriend that he was dumped by but apparently they were engaged. This is in r/metaldetecting kek
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He also owns snakes and is active in a few snake communities. This comment made me kek because I’m sure he says this to Heather when she wants to talk about furry inflation
No. 2124129
>>2123846Nonna, she's been into the furry community forever now. I don't doubt the weird fetishes might be something she picked up from her creepy nudist sex pest of an ex husband, but it's not a goober thing.
>>2124083Goober definitely seems like the missionary only kind of guy, though heather did reveal they've done some weird civil war soldier roleplaying at least once. It's probably why she's still unhappy and is being more public with her weird freak fetishes.
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Hagther pretending she has been into this hobby for 5 years. She picked it up because of Goober
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some more context
No. 2124260
>>2124009nta but "ridiculous" is the word I would have used, obsessing about war and idolizing dead kids who probably just wanted to survive is his entire personality. He doesn't even see them as sacrificing for a noble cause because "Panzermann_1944" makes it clear he sees no ideology at all, Confeds, Union, Nazi, British are all heroes because they're dead.
It's ridiculous because the military has told him directly that he's too much of a dysgenic retard to even be cannon fodder like his heroes. He's a walking cartoon of a chickenhawk.
No. 2124273
>>2124260he and Heather are both valor-stealers who can’t be bothered to actually do anything useful in the world except buy shit related to history they don’t understand
Heather’s claim of descent from Mary Dyer looks legit enough, but also so fucking what? most white people on the East Coast of the US whose families have been here for five or more generations are descended from somebody who did something in the Revolutionary War; it was only 250 years ago and there weren’t that many Europeans here then
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The weirdest part of this is she is responding every single comment like it’s her own viral video. I couldn’t imagine dating this woman.
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>>2124398She’s so weird for this. She wants credit for it so bad. She’s seething that her videos always flop
No. 2124516
>>2124486the
nonny clearly meant life.
No. 2124549
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Is she trying to flex that she's at the gym? I forsee a triple ice cream cone in the near future
No. 2124649
>>2124455>>2124476>she acts like an overbearing, narcissistic mother.exactly. just like a narc mother who feels she deserves all the credit for her child's success, but Heather's even more delusional, cause she contributed nothing at all. She just stuck to him like a barnacle
>>2124627my most charitable guess is she could be "researching" while walking on a treadmill, which is only marginally better
Imagine going to the gym to actually do some exercise, what a crazy idea
No. 2124662
>>2124649I don't like him but I really hope that he will one day leave her because of her "serious" infertility. Imagine how horrible it would be if she had children of her own, treating them like all her Ryans.
And you really think she is on a treadmill doing her research? Don't think so. Imagine not spending the money for a gym membership that you don't use while you don't have any money.
No. 2124666
>>2124398>his first viral videoThis sounds so condescending, like gritting through her teeth to congratulate the "love of her life".
>>2124455This makes it make sense though. Of course she's set up camp in his comments to be a cunty shitface. She's probably hoping she runs people off so he'll get less attention. She is actually insane. Seek help Heather.
No. 2124726
>>2124662>And you really think she is on a treadmill doing her research? Don't think so.My point was even
if she was actually at the gym, she wasn't really doing any real exercise.
>Imagine not spending the money for a gym membership that you don't use while you don't have any money.right? I don't get why she feels the need to go to the gym. If she doesn't know how to do basic body weight workouts at home, surely the gym equipment won't make things any easier?
oh wait, I forgot it's Heather. It's not working out that matters, it's
posting about it
No. 2125040
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Is she trying to worm her way into his little success by acting like his marketing and PR person? She sounds like an autistic bot. And she is the last person on earth who should have anything to do with marketing and PR.
No. 2125113
>>2124455>I'll see what I can set up so you can easily crowd fund caring for more graves >>2125090Ayrt, yes she's really coming off as a jealous little weasel who can't stand that goobs is getting more attention, and she has to interject herself anywhere possible (when he clearly doesn't need her help, he almost has more followers than her and he only just started posted consistently… if anything he should be helping her kek). And once again, her entire aesthetic has changed for a dude. RIP clocks, trains, plants, dollskill, dolls, ouija boards, and kitchen slop, she's a full-time confederate hag now!
No. 2125281
>>2125040He's gained 4,300 followers since this post
>>2042229 eight months ago, she must be SEETHING. Her account has been stagnating for literal years but her pet simpleton will be surpassing her in a matter of weeks.
No. 2125661
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47 thousand likes for Goob! Looks like Heather has given up camping in the comments, at over 2000 they overtook the appetite of even a professional phone addict.
(I included a lil ice-cream in the cap so she wouldn't feel too left out)
No. 2125879
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>we will both have videos of it posted
Goob is going to go semi viral again and she won’t and she will be commenting on his post again to answer questions which will boost it even more Kek. It’s so insincere that she wants to take photos in front of everything. She literally doesn’t give a shit about any of this
No. 2125974
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She’s ranting in her stories about people disagreeing with goob cleaning the headstone. Can you imagine if she had ended up with that Ryan that has like 200k subs on YouTube? It would’ve been way milkier, though this is still pretty funny
No. 2126019
>>2126004She’s trying to say borough. Maybe it’s her way of abbreviating it? Idk.
When is she supposed to start that dream desk job? I thought the both of them being unemployed would be milky but it’s been boring.
No. 2126277
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She's posting like a maniac to try to snatch some of Goober's viral heat. The history posts are tiresome so here's Violet Beauregarde after she's transformed into a blueberry.
No. 2126307
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No. 2126481
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This monument is recent and was erected by racists propagating the "lost cause" myth, which is the bridge between the confederacy and segregation. This might as well be Chinese to Heather though, she can't understand why someone would vandalize a monument erected by and for racism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_ConfederacyA little knowledge is a dangerous thing and Heather has as little as anyone lol
No. 2126501
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Truly some pathetic shit
No. 2126516
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>>2126307>>2126481Peep the caption…
>Robert E Lee She is due such a take down for this. At what point is her fence sitting ‘they were all just young boys fighting for the boro’ or whatever the fuck going to be called out properly. Not a single brain cell in that head of hers.
No. 2126527
>>2126524>>212651nobody cares about your beef with
problematic dead people lol
(infighting) No. 2126560
>>2126501 In her mid thirties with imaginary friends. kek
>>2126527Yeah, no. Fuck the traitors anon. Her and goobs are retarded neocons, it's completely relevant to the thread.
No. 2126564
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>>2126516Based Laura, she'd be here with us #ghostnonnas
No. 2126730
>>2126649I mean I really don't care that deeply. These are just more dead Americans to me. What I do care about is Heather and what she does but not enough to even follow her outside of the thread also.
>>2126695Exactly
No. 2126814
>>2126501>Who is your best historical friend?Does she really think it's normal behavior to turn real dead people into imaginary friends? Unhinged.
>>2126649>>2126719Anon, the world doesn't revolve around 'merica. Let the nonnas post context or let the mods handle it.
No. 2126913
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new couple pic just dropped
No. 2127099
>>2126913>>2126913ye played a good trick,
Now I must cut off yer dick!
No. 2127244
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No. 2127245
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sometimes I wonder if she reads here… she finally got contact lenses
No. 2127298
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this got to be the worst she has looked
No. 2127353
>>2127293can't wait for her next videos about how she can't handle contacts and her crying in the camera
>>2127298honestly, how thick are her glasses, they look about 1.5 cm thick.
No. 2127369
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>>2127298She looks like an elderly cartoon mouse
(ai out of containment) No. 2127379
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>>2127298Wegovy arc incoming.
No. 2127637
>>2127532yeah I don't think this grey eyeshadow would flatter anyone, especially worn on its own. Who does that? Just smear one eyeshadow color on their lid and call it a look? No eye makeup at all would be better than this
she's also doing mascara wrong, which I didn't think was possible either.
Heather, honey, you need to curl your lashes and apply at least two coats of mascara.
And you don't need to match your eyeshadow to your top. Try some neutrals, beiges and browns, maybe a burgundy eyeliner to compliment your hazel eyes. If you do it right, some Ryans might find you attractive even at your current weight.
No. 2127642
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She'll listen to us about her hair but never ever about the eyeshadow lol
No. 2127754
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Kek poor goobs, her ghost husbando is now her lock screen
No. 2127755
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Ryan quest ensues
No. 2127768
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>>2126908sorry for the late reply, but it's vidrel, and I've included the link to the post on his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/DHdZeztuZgx/ No. 2127868
>>2127755I think she makes these thirst posts when Goob is digging howes or military junking solo. All a Ryan's time must be spent on her or she riots by boobing it up.
Also, how the hell are they affording anything if neither one is working?
No. 2127909
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Maybe Heather tired of ice cream but she did get a whole cake to herself
No. 2128098
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Watch her post about being so depressed about her weight gain and how she’s going to start eating healthy again soon
No. 2128389
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No. 2128452
>>2128389"My boyfriend looks like Tubercular Johnny" is not quite the flex she thinks it is lol
Alas, only one of them is on her lock screen and it's not the one she devirginated.
No. 2128470
>>2128389he looks like every 2nd european moid thb he can be happy he has some beard growth kek
>>2128421>unibrowhow has Heather not said anything? She has no standards really
No. 2128476
>>2128383Glad I brought some humor to your day!
>>2128389I can't recall any other Ryan having a beard. She either loves it or hates it.
I've been following her since the beginning of this thread and her life has never been this boring. I hate this fake love of history bullshit. Come on Heather, post something about the job situation or your lack of finances or something not boring AF.v What are you doing all day if you're not working? You just had to buy a new iPhone to create content, and then you posted 2 videos and said well that's enough?! What about the Etsy page? How about an acknowledgement for promising you'd post your shit for sale because you needed the funds and that this time would be different because your not in a
toxic work environment anymore? Clearly you cannot follow through with anything to save your life so maybe stop making promises and telling people to stay tuned.
No. 2128532
>>2128389Why does he look so unbreedable? Like seriously. Im not trying to hate. He looks like he was meant to die young and still might die an untimely death. Everything about him screams "do not breed, defective genes ahead" makes my skin crawl. It sucks because he seems like a really nice guy but like, you would be his friend out of pity because hes your friends retarded cousin.
No wonder heather is out here Ryan fishing with boob bait. She got her self a goob, not a ryan.
No. 2128556
>>2128532you're dead on nona. i think it's the centuries of inbreeding and poor nutrition making him look so chromosomally fragile. he looks like he smells like sour milk and dust. he must have had a permanently runny nose and eczema as a kid.
>>2128510in defense of weasels, they are spectacularly clever, you can see their devious plans sparkling in their eyes, which is like the opposite of this. he looks like he's had a lobotomy and is very content with the life it gave him.
No. 2128576
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>>2127768Every step you take I'll be watching Goob
No. 2128585
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Good god she spent $104 on this picture album because she saw someone walking around nearby and then they were gone. So spooky. Does she have a job?
No. 2128683
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"my friends"
No. 2128781
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>>2128613He still doesn't have one, which maybe explains why he needs to crowdsource $700 to buy "soap" lol
No. 2128817
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Allegedly she had a job
No. 2128819
>>2128781I hope this doesn't come off as wking but damn, that was super rude.
>>2128817Even her hands are looking big
No. 2128820
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No. 2128826
>>2128817It's funny what makes her depressed. Does she also feel depressed because the new ice cream flavour was sold out?
And did she ever show us her beaten up scratchy hands, if so, I must have forgotten it.
No. 2128888
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>>2128826I went back last thread and found this video of her showing off her ugly outfit. Hands on display. They look totally normal.
>>2101685Also I found picrel which just shows how dry her palms are. But I saw zero evidence of her hands being destroyed kek