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No. 2121455

AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles

Previous Thread: >>2098831
Explanation of Heathertime: >>2059264
Thread #19 >>2065128
Thread #18 >>2045943
Thread #17 >>2027512
Thread #16 >>1938223

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

In the last thread Heather had multiple health scares, returns to YouTube, quits Target, and her Goober Peas Ryan (supposedly) moves in. She ruined a grave or two, cosplayed as Lurch, and thought a new iPhone would changer her life (spoiler: it did not). We witnessed a few ‘healthy grocery hauls’ and many many more ice cream trips to Gettysburg.

>>2101541
Heather calls an ambulance and goes to the hospital because of a migraine
>>2101546
Videos ensue relaying her near death experience
>>2102974
YouTube return
>>2103828
Trying to trap a new Ryan?
>>2104403
Rant about how traumatic it is for her to return to YT
>>2105893
Takes her Ghost Ryan on a road trip
>>2108374
Another dramatic ‘medical episode’
>>2108397
Starts her unemployment talk
>>2108465
Praising a Confederate solider she has not relation to
>>2109489
Rant about a job interview and GooberRyan moving in
>>2111361
Caught liking inflatable fetish content
>>2113520
Talk of Goober moving in
>>2113772
More munchie health scare talk
>>2114674
Scariest footage of Gooberpeas yet
>>2117770
Heather is financially ruined from her migraine
>>2120368
Heathers brother is in prison for murdering his wife

No. 2121456

All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.
>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?
>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather

No. 2121458

I’m sorry about the typos nonnies I’m a dumbass and it’s late

No. 2121462

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She’s so fucking annoying

No. 2121464

>>2121458
Thank you for the new thread!
>>2121462
Heather remembering the real victims on Memorial Day: herself, in the YouTube comments.

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No. 2121485

Thank you for the new thread nonny the threadpic is already a classic kek
>>2121465
I feel like no one said the problem is her walking in a cemetery. hashtag history!!1

No. 2121490

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KEK amazing photo op I can’t stop loling. I have been waiting to post this pov because of course goob is retarded enough to stick his head into the barrel of a cannon

No. 2121492

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Happy Memorial Day to Heather and goob!

No. 2121496

>>2121492
He looks like a middle aged hillbilly dad.

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>>2121465
you know what nonnas, I feel like we've been too hard on her. She's actually pretty goth in a halloween witch decoration kind of way. kek

>>2121492
>>2121496
he gives me dale gribble, but worse, energy tbh? It's insane that goober is only in his early 20s yet looks like this already. Of course they are out there glorifying literal traitors >>2121462 on this day too.

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She looks like Big Ed in the new threadpic kek. Neckless af

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No. 2121512

>>2121504
>my forever friend
goobers penis must be super small if shes making tulpas of old bearded men from hundres of years ago

No. 2121556

>>2121512
>>2121504
>>2121492
>>2121465
At least she finally found someone who is as obsessed about useless old junk as she is.

No. 2121562

>>2121512
KEK I mean look at goob, he probably has ovaries that he doesn’t know about and that’s why they can’t conceive

No. 2121569

>>2121504
she shouldnt be in relationships at all. shes cares about the image of a dead guy and is saying the same shit she does when shes ryan hunting. she can try to pass this off to ethan has some history shit, but shes freakishly immature with generic looking white guys and it doesnt make sense.
>>2121465
heather is so hellbent on proving to the internet that shes a nice and caring person when shes really a cunt who cant even take the slightest criticism kek she still remembers those youtube comments

No. 2121599

>>2121569
To be fair her ryan is also an husbandofag, i dont think he realizes how homosexual his obsession with old dead scrotes comes off. Most people dont clean their own relatives graves, meanwhile this guy is out there doing it for free kek. I am sorry but if you told me a guy was cleaning random old guys graves for free and didnt give more context i would think its some weird homosexual.

No. 2121613

>>2121490
Its a centuries old, unusable cannon. Do you really think he was in danger for looking inside it?

No. 2121623

>>2121613
Kek right? It's not like he loaded the canon either. It's literally just a metal tube.

No. 2121640

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Left was yesterdays ice cream right is today

No. 2121644

>>2121640
not mintchoco? someone should check up on heather and see if shes okay

No. 2121659

>>2121613
the nonas on here are high inhibition shutins and terrified of everything(Baiting)

No. 2121670

>>2121613
I think the point was that it is autistic behavior for a full grown man to stick his head in a cannon in public at a monument/memorial meant to be a place of respect. But idk im not that anon and im the autist who would probably have found the bird best too.

No. 2121680

>>2121644
but it has a flag stuck in it, so it's okay, she has been doing such amazing patriotic work over memorial day, she deserves a very American ice cream and not the mint ice cream coming from the British traitors.

No. 2121755

>>2121465
This stupid cunt. No one gives a fuck if she walks in a cemetery. Is she really this dumb? Everything about her reeks of ignorance.
>people who didn’t want to be forgotten
How the fuck would she know? She oozes unethical dumb fuck behaviour stomping around like many nonnas say not for historical education or to share anything other than we should be looking at her…for what? Existing? God she’s a moron.
>>2121464
>remembering the real victims
Kek spot on

No. 2121779

>>2121670
thats a stupid explanation anon this isnt beating the shut in allegations. his life was not in danger and theres nothing "autistic" about sticking ones head in a dead cannon people do that for shits n giggles or curiosity.

No. 2121837

>>2121640
I can't even imagine how fat she's going to be by the end of summer.
>>2121680
Memorial Day, Flag Day, July 4th… these are the new Halloweens for her new, boring identity.
>>2121492
That's… not the true meaning of the holiday. The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interests is so creepy.
>>2121490
> [ feelings of foinin stuff intensifies ]

No. 2121875

>>2121462
i wonder if she said this because that stupid grave cleaning girl from tiktok has been getting dragged for cleaning graves now since people realize how stupid it is. i doubt anyone said anything to her though no one cares enough kek.

No. 2121902

>>2121504
I don’t understand what she’s going to do with the reproduction tintype? try to sell it? give it to the historical society of his town? she doesn’t have a fucking JOB right now, how is she not worrying about that 24/7?

No. 2121930

>>2121902
It's for her own collection

No. 2121954

>>2121465
I don't understand her problem. In my country it's very normal to walk around a cemetery, we even have the largest cemetery park in the world, so people go there for walks and enjoy the silence and nature. But honestly, I would be so mad at her if she would clean a grave from one of my ancestors. Maybe they wanted to be left alone and not posted on her boring stories? She is doing all of this for attention and so she can cry about how she is the victim here and that's the problem for me.

No. 2121969

>>2121902
its for her husbando shrine

No. 2122001

>>2121954
There is no problem. She has a need to be unique and special, and be persecuted for it.
I said this before but in one of the first threads she once had a melty about how everyone has a "thing" they're known for, and how desperately she wanted to have her own thing too. That's why she jumps from shallow interest to shallow interest, she's looking for her thing - the rarer/more different the better, so that she will feel truly unique. She blatantly ignores even to herself that many people share this interest and that she isn't as special and interesting as she wants to be
The persecution aspect is common with other people as well, it just makes them feel even more special and is an excuse to ask for asspats and constant validation, which can be seen by her only ever replying to negative comments, rarely she replies to positive ones.

No. 2122002

>>2121837
>The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interests
That time she went digging with the metal detector and threw a fit because it was a waste off her time was so hilarious. It really is creepy tho.
>>2121954
It’s also normal in burgerland. It’s not some unique thing only freaks do. It’s such a non issue which is why it’s fucking stupid that she claims or the reason she gets hate.

No. 2122059

>>2121954 she also ignorantly assumes all these soldiers are forgotten. How would she know? I would love a dead confederate husbando’s great grandkid to weigh in on the graves she’s cleaning and taking smiling photos in front of. It’s also extremely normal to walk and exercise in cemeteries in America so she’s insane. I walk the dog in one, so spoopy!

No. 2122063

>>2121455
>>2121456
Thank you for the Ryan breakdowns, anon. No mention of the ill-fated SpiderRyan though? Poor little dude.

No. 2122072

>>2121465
Honestly don't get where she gets this bullshit from.
I grew up in a cemetery property. People are free to visit and to view graves.
What people get mad about is when the family's privacy is disrespected by self absorbed morons clambering all over their ancestors' grave and posing for photos to be "so goff!" Look but don't touch Heather, it's that simple!

No. 2122073

>>2122059
What do you know about your great grandparents? Unimportant people being forgotten is natural. Literally who cares.
>>2121462
It's wild how she's been standing in front of graves for years and gooberyan turned that into actually doing a thing in just a few months. I shit on autistics a lot but I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retards. Really makes you think, huh

No. 2122098

>>2121640
We need a collage of her ice creams with her own quotes about losing weight overtop kek who the actual fuck documents their daily ice cream this extreme. She's going to become morbidly obese now that she traded Ryan hunting for an eating addiction to cope with a lame man who won't leave her.

No. 2122135

>>2121930
maybe I am confused by her terrible writing, but I thought she was saying she wanted somebody to make a copy of the one she already owns, not of the one that the government owns?

No. 2122220

>>2122135
Yes, you are. She wants a reproduction of the government-owned tintype so that she can compete her collection of pictures of her husbando.

No. 2122275

>>2122073
>I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retards
goober might be a walled, half blind, balding, possibly inbred, incel maga retard but at least he's earnest about his hobbies. that alone makes him a cut above Hag.
sadly he'll never realize he's better off alone, but i think you're on to something



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