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No. 1938223
AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage
Previous Thread
>>1878489IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess. Ryan 19: As yet unnamed, a new entry as of thread creation date, after a dry spell following Ryan 18, 19 is her "soulmate" and, well, scroll down for more.
Last thread recap:
>>1878490 AxeRyan helps her with her car
>>1879424 Still thirstposting
>>1879551 Heather says AxeRyan is kind to her
>>1879602 Heather hilariously covers his face with a sticker
>>1881578 They share a car lunch date
>>1883207 An owl in ode to Ryan's past
>>1884922 Heather posts a couple selfie
>>1885866 Heather claims to have lost 70lb by going vegan and is going to try again
>>1886011 Sad meme posting
>>1886727 Still baiting for Ryans with memes
>>1886836 Baby fever
>>1888436 Some unenthusiastic stories
>>1888475 More sad meme posting
>>1888925 She says
happily ever after is not possible for a girl like me >>1889008 Sad selfie, announces single status
>>1889047 More sad selfies
>>1889052 He had tagged her only yesterday in Facebook images
>>1889538 They get back together again (it has been like a day)
>>1889628 He posts a horrible racist meme, anons and Heather band together in disgust
>>1889877 More sad meme posting
>>1890841 She says she has an addiction to junk food/more foodposting
>>1891194 Foodposting
>>1891232 Heather actually broke up with this dude on his birthday
>>1891545 More sadposting, she swerved this dude so hard kek
>>1891585 Anon reposts some ancient Heather milk, everyone in the screenshots seems like an asshole
>>1892062 Even more sadposting
>>1892091 Heather replies to a mildly critical Youtube comment from a year ago
>>1894361 Disgusting foodposting
>>1897776 Even more sadposting
>>1898918 Spooky wife Ryan callout
>>1900288 "Girls when the guy they like isn't worth it" meme kek
>>1901017 AxeRyan expresses disappointment at being back on the dating scene
>>1902031 "I used to be a babe" it's a photo where she looks identical to every other photo of Heather in existence
>>1902104 Apparently dudes don't like her "anxiety" this claim is never addressed again
>>1903364 Heather either invented a dude or risked her life driving in the mountains at night with a man she met mere hours earlier, anons can decide which
>>1903390 Anon posts receipts that she made up the story
>>1903786 Videos talking about tulpaRyan
>>1904114 Feeling blessed about TulpaRyan
>>1905005 The most flattering selfie Heather has ever posted (actually!)
>>1905506 TulpaRyan only wants to be friends (also he doesn't exist)
>>1908034 Anon transcribes Heather's very bad takes on Eugenia Cooney
>>1909833 Heather loves her new ouija board
>>1911058 Ouija board scares off these dudes apparently
>>1911282 Heather continues to mystify with what she condsiders Goth fashion
>>1914248 Anon transcribes another Heather ramble
>>1917844 Photo of a crib with caption "who wants to have a baby?" Kek
>>1918081 Dating apps are awful
>>1921391 Anon transcribes her stories
>>1923254 Men are scared of ghosties
>>1923719 More stories transcribed by helpful Anon
>>1927115 More sadposting
>>1928639 Finally some milk about AxeRyan, he sounds weird
>>1928971 Heather's roasting of the weird poly replyguy begins
>>1929011 Poly replyguy's fuckshit opinions
>>1929124 Heather's response
>>1929265 Heather once again got a new haircut/dye with a 5% difference, anons squint to try and see the change
>>1929291 Heather posts a very amusing and based rant aimed at the poly replyguy
>>1931403 loveposting about an old Ryan
>>1932734 Ryan 19 appears, her "soulmate"
>>1933052 He's "exactly like me"
>>1933943 They talked for 8 hours and the vibe is unreal
>>1935306 Plot twist he's terrifying
>>1935308 "All along I believed I would find you"
>>1935316 "I would find you in any lifetime" meme
No. 1938227
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Her new Ryan looks one hell of a lot like JF Gariepy.
No. 1938239
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Thank you for the new thread, Nonna ♥
Here some of the pictures I saved of the new Ryan and her unbelievable most played spooky goth songs of the year.
No. 1938439
>>1938397Yeah, I don't get why nonnas are acting like she's out of his league or something. She's dated much uglier deadbeat Ryans, this guy might look a little creepy behind the eyes and older than other Ryans (babyryan & femryan), but so does she?
>>1938416You underestimate how much moids like to feel like "the smart one" in relationships. Maybe he'll enjoy mansplaining simple subjects to her as she twirls her damaged dry hair and teehees at him.
No. 1938492
>>1938483It's worth mentioning that he just changed it specifically to be more similar, the previous pic was the one in nonna's images
>>1938239He is definitely doing the sociopath "I'm just like you" mirroring so he appears to be her "soulmate"
I've spoken to guys like this who will enthusiastically pretend to like the same things you've mentioned you like and act like it's a great coincidence, pretend to have exactly the same upbringing etc. They wait for info from you and then spin a tale around it. I'm sure he is doing the same.
No. 1938496
>>1938416>>1938435OR, he gets to
teach her and that makes him feel valued.
No. 1938498
>>1938496I can see that happening. I can also see Heather taking it as a sign of him establishing dominance and calling his attempts to explain history "
abusive" kek. But she'll already be pregnant by then so it probably won't matter.
No. 1938510
>>1938397I agree with you, Nonna. I don't think he looks nice or charming, but I hope he isn't as creepy as his eyes look like in some pictures. Heather has her flaws (many of them), but compared to other cows I don't wish for her to have a bad ending.
My prognosis is that this relationship will last until the first two weeks of January and then she will be back at her "I'm too weird"-speech.
>>1938492that's one of the things I'm feeling, too. And he is a teacher at a catholic school, if he agrees with their ideas of the world, he probably thinks he is a man that can teach a woman the way to live.
No. 1938514
>>1938392oh, they are so perfectly “random dumb lady who works at Target and loves shopping” and “random boring high school teacher” but they think they’re Heathcliff and Cathy
my poor sides
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He might be perfect for her
No. 1938737
>>1938397My guess is that she’ll split on him like no other previous Ryan. When she realizes he won’t magically fix all of her problems and she can’t blame it on her hobbies being too weird she’ll lose her fucking mind. She needs to be miserable to feel normal and someone actually good for her
at least at first glance is ironically going to destabilize her more.
No. 1938962
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She’s known this dude for two weeks and they live 2 hours way from each other.
No. 1939011
>>1938962Yeah, this won’t last. She thrives on being a
victim, and as soon as she gets bored of being happy, and runs out of past drama to rehash, she’ll create some beef with this guy out of nothing.
Are these two following each other on insta? Because if they are, and he’s seen all her crazy on full display and still wants to dick her, then…he deserves everything he gets.
No. 1939140
>>1939011Just thinking about what nona said in the last thread
>>1901799> I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.> When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.This is kind of a buzzkill, it drains the romance out of it! But I think it's true. If it is then none of them will last, and it's probably even less likely as she's selecting now for sociopathic traits ("love my hobbies and devote yourself entirely to me and my need for intense and immediate intimacy") or doormats, which kinda guarantees a bad outcome.
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>>1939140Her actual issue is most obvious in the Stories she posts immediately after a breakup, she comes across like a gambler, addicted to the highs and lows just like this nonna says. A key component in being a lolcow is zero self reflection. Instead of analysing why she feels a certain way, every single emotion and need is pinned on a Ryan which leaves her free of the responsibility to solve or work on her emotional issues.
(Bonus same as above but posted on Instagram, I like how she omits the fuckboy she got with in January from this narrative kek)
No. 1939634
>>1938690He’s a decent catch for Heather. Educated, stable 9-5 job, not a shut-in autist living in his parents’ basement, also loves spooky knickknacks etc. So what if he isn’t cute? None of the Ryans are, and hot guys with lots of options won’t tolerate Heather’s crazy for more than a night anyway. If he isn’t a sociopath (and that’s a big “if” considering he jumped into a relationship with her in a few days), this is the type of dude a normie PA Swiftie who works at Target would marry. But she’ll either dump him or scare him off, just for the emotional high of doing manic
femcel livestreams crying about dying alone.
No. 1939669
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A public post no doubt for the Ryans she thinks are stalking her.
No. 1939670
>>1939669heather stop BUYING things and SELL what your HAVE, jfc
>my mangag
No. 1939706
>>1939683>storage unitI hold on to hope that one day we'll see those toys for sale, one day
I thought they were gone-gone when she posted her empty unit, but that was before it was revealed that she just moved everything to her mom's house kek
No. 1940021
>>1938737100% agree with you nona, completely. i feel like that's how things will pan out.
it would be nice if this new ryan were to make some sort of change, but i genuinely think she craves highs and lows like
>>1939160 said. her antics scare them off, and if he isn't as deranged as she is, he'll be scared off pretty quickly.
>>1939410kekkk nona i love this so much
No. 1940115
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This dude must be just as insane cause this shit is wild.
No. 1940134
>>1940115Fucking what. Is there something in the water in Gettysburg?! Her friends are as crazy as she is, even if he was joking.
She’s gonna go nuclear when he finally tries to end it with her.
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She's buying stuff for their future house. He must be as bonkers as her to see this and think it's ok. This will be great
No. 1940317
>>1940134It's okay, we already know she'd love to get pregnant. The only thing that would top the BabyRyan pregnancy scare saga is the real thing to make sure TeacherRyan can never escape from her.
>>1940217Perfect cup for taking turns drinking one another's blood.
No. 1940364
>>1940360Samefag that screenshot says 3 days at the top, but the date says
November 1, That date is actually before they even met which was 14 days ago
>>1940155 they added an extra month to their already extremely short "relationship" to make it one month and a week. So weird if she did that intentionally
>>1938239The original date was correct, so it seems like she changed it later.
No. 1940401
>>1940375he’s a ghost hunter, a Civil War reenactor, and he has a private museum
the man is as crazy as a box of frogs
No. 1941534
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That's not why people dislike you. She blames anything except the fact that her personality sucks.
No. 1941608
>>1941534I feel like when she posts this she actually regrets getting divorced somehow, like that is all she really did. The toy community moved on, nobody cares, she literally got one very mild comment on Youtube in a year, even us lolcow bitches all want her to find love and stop doing the Heather cycle. So where's the hate? I think these posts come from her remembering her marriage and, despite that also being a trainwreck, regretting leaving her terrible moid since it has taken so many years of dating every 5/10 moid within 2 hours driving distance to even find this serial killer soulmate dude.
She actually had an easier time while married since the husband was the fallback, that's actually what she's looking for now.
(I am only just realising this after reading like 30 posts like this from her about the "progress" she's made and her imaginary haters)
No. 1942055
>>1941927okay, I didn't know that, wasn't around for the earlier threads. Thank you, for spoon feeding me, but we do agree that in the last few threads people weren't anywhere close in favour of her husband, right? So, she is trying to be the
victim again, she could after all block everyone harassing her on social media, except she finds her "stalkers" here.
No. 1942145
>>1938492Havent been here since last thread, read to catch up and see this medfag projection bullshit.
This is (lastRyan) is a serial killer, just watch … from the last thread. Why are anons so unhinged these days?
No. 1942310
>>1942146Where's the pro adam poster, all I see is people speculating she wants a new husband (which she says herself all the time) and speculating he used to post here in the early threads and is probably still trolling her. I haven't seen anything
sus itt since his troon buddy made a youtube compilation and linked it here ages ago.
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She is so boring these days.
No. 1943307
>>1943238Three weeks ago…? Feels like a lifetime ago already with all these deep and meaningful status posts…
I really want to say that I think it’s going to blow up in a big way when this Ryan finally bows out, but I think it’s more likely that it’ll just fizzle and she’ll just quietly stop mentioning him at some point in the new year and start complaining about dating apps again. Either way, it’s going to be hilarious.
No. 1943359
>>1943199I will say, she hasn't said
quite this exact stuff about any previous Ryan and iirc she didn't change her Facebook profile photo to be her and a ryan before (correct me if I'm wrong) - Did she do this for Lurch? Clockryan got all the I will Love U Forever shit but she stopped that after he blocked her. OnisionRyan got some of the "I was waiting for you" stuff but he was gone after a week or two.
This particular phrasing is new, but based on past events I'm not gonna assume it will last. However I would love to see a chaotic Heather marriage arc for 2024.
No. 1944109
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Romantic night out sifting through piles of trash.
No. 1944753
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>>1944748>>1944743He's even made it his profile picture. I think it would be strange if he hasn't found the threads yet. I google everybody I meet, you'd think he'd be doing a little research by now. But then again, I'd also think it was strange if he did find the threads and stayed with her in spite of the savagely waving red flags.
No. 1944795
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Guess the new guy likes some sort of “nerdy” hobby.
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No. 1946004
>>1945857they are perfect for each other
“we saw you from across the cemetery and really liked your vibe”
No. 1946012
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This caption was calling me, he is so effortlessly creepy kek(fan art)
No. 1947250
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>>1947206Samefag, she has answered the farmer's call and posted this. Looks like someone else's house, if this is TeacherRyan's I think this means he's a keeper (audio is just music so no clues there)
Also is that tree meant to look like that or are they both too retarded to know you are supposed to unfold it?
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>>1947206She has posted nothing on Facebook either. Just weird boomer memes and uranium glass pictures. This was just posted.
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>>1947251Here is some of his house, too. They are definitely getting married.
No. 1947254
>>1947250I know she's just awkward, but her posture and weird posing makes it look like she's being held hostage. Heather, is there someone threatening you behind the camera?? Blink twice!
>>1947252the paper plates KEK
No. 1947259
>>1947254He is really stuck on that hug from behind pose, I bet it's something he did with an ex girlfriend and he got fixated on it because it's every photo.
>>1947251I will give him credit for looking 40% less menacing with the help of a ringlight. (wonder if he is reading kek, Ryan's always find the threads)
>>1947252The paper plates are pretty good supporting evidence for the "too retarded to fold out the tree" theory. Gonna assume it's two roommates or maybe even parents since Lurch lived with his parents and she wasn't offput.
Seems like he's all in, I'm happy she's met a fellow loon who wants to go from 0 to 100 within days of meeting.
No. 1947261
>>1947251This picture looks so "wrong", I can't explain why it, but it just looks like both of them have a plan to kill each other.
>>1947258Was just tipping that. Does he have his parents for a visit or are they feeding Heather's dolls?
No. 1947517
>>1947338DeadEyes!Ryan is good, it is his defining feature after all, maybe we should change his nickname
>>1947438Agreed
>>1947506Yep, male crime stats don't lie
No. 1948013
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They seem perfect for each other. Let the new year bring milk in the plenty. (Honestly though, hope she's found her match and she disappears)
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>>1948013Ok this is actually cute, I hope her and ol' mad-eyes have many happy years together
On her stories they went for a walk in a foggy graveyard on the day after Christmas (didn't save because we've seen similar before)
and looks like he goes antique shopping with her virtually daily, she finally did it kek
No. 1948642
>>1947499Because edgy weirdos and damaged women who self-harm through obsession and self-reinforcement like
>>1947506>>1947517are the new normal here the last couple of years. It used to be policed to avoid this sort of
femcel shit and make it harder for people to defend cows or deflect. See here how Heather, documented through how many threads as a nutcase, is somehow going to be a
victim at any moment. And more broadly, some of the horrorcows we've documented over the years that were definitely a threat to everyone else and also women. Still the cancer spreads.
>>1948157Someone says this about every Ryan. Heather isn't a helpless damsel kek. I remember some unhinged anon getting themselves worked up the last ryan was going to go full domestic abuser. Turned out to be a doormat who bent over backwards trying to please her.
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He covered his dead eyes with 2008 ladies sunglasses.
No. 1948848
>>1948810kek, I hope they work out long term. They are so looks matched and autismo matched it's kind of ridiculous.
>>1948813Have you not seen shane dawson in the past decade or something nonna? He's twice as hefty and pink as ol deadeyes here.
No. 1948982
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These are actually pretty nice pictures of Heather which I assume this dude took, will post the one of him also
No. 1950278
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This feels like one of those pictures where something is off but you can't place it for a second and realize it's a face swap.
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No. 1950560
>>1950501Him wearing sunglasses after we are criticising his eyes constantly kek
>>1950339It does seem she's happy and things are going normally, a plottwist I didn't expect.
>>1950482Hopefully if she moves it isn't a disaster like last time.
No. 1950568
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This is cute, unironically happy for her that she seems to have found her match after all these years
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No. 1950863
>>1950815she’s moving in
42 days after they matched on Facebook Dating
>>>/snow/1932734 No. 1951100
>>1938223I am crossing my fingers praying this Ryan is her ForeveRyan, she looks so happy and they do seem like a match. They're both dumpy little troglodytes but they're a matched set so they somehow make each other look better when they're together? Her eyes lose the crazed sheen when he's around, at least.
But I can't shake the uncomfortable feeling that once he's got her under his thumb, the mask will come off. For your own sake, Heather, if he starts pushing your boundaries with light BDSM or crossdressing, GIRL RUN. I know your instinct will be to light aflame and ask to raise any hoops he tells you to jump thru but numerous nonnas have stated that they get the gut feeling that something about him is JUST NOT RIGHT.
I dunno, maybe I've gone soft in my old age, but Heather has grown on me over the years. She's foolish but harmless and I hope the same can be said for the Ryan she's throwing it all in for.
(tinfoiling) No. 1951212
>>1951133I'm betting the nonas rooting for her are newbs because as someone who's watched her dumpster fire of a life from the beginning, one thing is certain about our Hag: the core of who she is never changes.
Will she break her current lease? It's not cheap to do that. I can't remember when she moved to her apartment or if she ever stated if she signed a yearly lease. What on earth is her backup plan if she has to move out of creeperryans place? Reckon she'll start another GoFundMe at that point? We know the girl doesn't have any savings because of her shopping addiction. Mommy dearest has already permabanned her. Hagitha will always be my #1 comfort cow because I am consistently mindblown over how she lives her life.
No. 1951405
>>1951338She's not harmless. In previous posts it's stated how much of a bully she is. Any community she ends up in is very rude and a bully to the girls. I don't think she deserves the rooting but at the same time if she ends up in another "
abusive" relationship that'll be more milk.
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I thought this was something else for a second
>>1950815>He's my family now, we want to be together forever She's cute but not cute enough to pull off this level of crazy, I always think these people who make grand statements don't actually know anything about the person. What's his grandma's first name? Did he ever have a fight at school? What was his first crush's name? Things you would probably know before saying something like that.
>>1950828Maybe he's trying to avoid them showing up in his friend's feeds? I don't use Facebook but I assume they push liked posts to your followers like every other platform
>>1951100>they're a matched set so they somehow make each other look better when they're together? They do look good together, he kinda balances her out and makes her look more feminine somehow.
>numerous nonnas have stated that they get the gut feeling that something about him is JUST NOT RIGHT. Agree with this too, he may just be the phenotype that is setting off our detectors and not actually doing anything bad? I don't want anything to happen to her but definitely several of us had this reaction to him
No. 1951761
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Here is why she deleted them. So predictable.
No. 1951936
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It’s ironic (and predictable of Heather) to engage in “positive vibes only,” now that she has a boyfriend. She really knows how to rinse and repeat a cycle without learning or growing.
No. 1951978
>>1951761I don’t know, Heather, what would you possibly have done? Deal with it and take care of yourself like a grown woman instead of putting your supposed soulmate and everyone you both come into contact with at risk…? Impossible!
This is a staggering level of selfishness, but I shouldn’t be surprised by anything she does at this point.
No. 1953281
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Okay Heather.
No. 1953406
>>1953385He is being realistic, at least. Who would let a new partner move in so soon? If it doesn't work for this reason, then it was never meant to work, which is the status quo for Heather.
>>1953382Yep, I feel this way, too. She is trying to worm her way in, and if she doesn't get a job or is seen "struggling," she thinks he will cave. Unlike Lurch, he doesn't have Mommy as an excuse to tell him to kick her out.
No. 1953410
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>>1953382Here is more evidence of that.
No. 1953486
>>1953410… and the exhaustive investigation comes to a close after an agonizing "few days looking"!
>>1953377Have we formalized Heather's Law yet? "Anything Heather does is almost always to attract moid attention." Sometimes it's a specific moid. But it's always just about moids.
No. 1953823
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No. 1953924
>>1953823Can't she google a damn thing? I'm not in the US, but I guess you have every legal stuff written online to look it up, right? How hard would it be to just search for the answer?
And I honestly think that her new Ryan will go with all the stuff she is coming up with, he is a teacher at a catholic school and he looks creepy as fuck. He is probably in the age range that he wants children and a stay-at-home mom for his children, maybe it's his idea that she quits her job and moves near him? I know, she is unhinged, but he doesn't seem to be any less unhinged than her.
No. 1953989
>>1953907Would guess roommates because his parents would have real plates for Xmas dinner and chairs that don't look like they were found on the side of a road.
>>1947252Or a random skull in the living room
>>1947251 No. 1953991
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So this explains it, either he still lives with his sister (and until recently his grandma) or recently moved out, probably the latter, hence all the garbage day furniture and paper plates and sad tree.
>>1953907> There is a reason why this dude was single.Seems so lol
No. 1954348
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I don't actually think the bones are creepy, I just can't stand the Hobby Lobby-looking girl calligraphy their names are in. Imagining him writing that himself is kind of funny though.
No. 1954357
>>1954311A 37 year old teacher living alone can likely afford it in a downmarket place like Harrisburg. But who knows, he might have dependents, or recently divorced, or maybe he's the only one working in the house and they're ill or something. Lots of possibilities though none of them really great things if your mental illness has fixated on him being your eternal soulmate and you're pondering #YOLOing at your job to get fired and collect unemployment so you can move closer to him.
It's always her doing these dramatic gestures, not the Ryans, and I wish I could sit her down and force her to think about why.
No. 1954544
>>1954357He is a Catholic school teacher. They barely make more than a full time Target employee.
>>195431137 year old scrote living with his mother is pathetic. Sure, it is hard times, but I'm not giving this one the benefit of the doubt. Most men living with their mothers at this age are having their meals made and laundry done by their mother as well. Considering his hobbies, living situation, and overall demeanor he is probably a Norman Bates type
No. 1954655
>>1954544can confirm, men who live at home don't do their own washing or cooking usually.
I'm
hoping there is some backstory here where he moved back home after a breakup or something and it isn't that he never left his childhood home in 37 years
No. 1954708
>>1954544As pointed out, he's a teacher. Teachers make as much as a store clerk and get respected less.
This is 2024 and there's still people mocking an adult man who lives with their parents? Then I suppose none of you ever complains about the job market, the economy, and the price of rent?
No. 1954745
>>1954544From what I see, he actually attended the school he teaches at.
Anyone see "Election"? Serious Dave vibes here: the guy who becomes a teacher because he never wanted to leave high school.
>>1954708> This is 2024 and there's still people mocking an adult man who lives with their parents?Yes.
Anything else?
No. 1954838
>>1954708I get that the housing market and inflation have things pretty fucked right now, especially post covid. Is it possible he fell on hard times and had to move back home during the pandemic or was living at home to help care for his grandmother before she died, yes. But does that also completely rule out he might be a 37yo man who lives with his mom and may have never moved out in the first place? no. This could be extremely milky if that is the case. Heather has made it clear her end goal is a husband and a baby ASAP and him living with mommy while pushing 40 is a massive hitch in her plans.
It does go on to show how much they are alike though too. Heather was living off her mom for a while there too. They really do have so much in common. kek
No. 1954844
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Meanwhile she’s going thrifting? It’s all over her instagram.
No. 1954866
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>>1954844>I especially don't want to spread this strain>is out spreading "this strain"kek. never change heather.
No. 1955077
>>1951448>>1953823I wonder if she even had Covid. It’s not like it’s hard to find a picture of a positive test, and just five days later she was asking about unemployment. And in the middle of her big job search, just seems a little
sus.
No. 1955193
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And look who spread “the worst Covid she’s ever had”
No. 1955211
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>>1954866>>1955193Rocked her world so much that nothing seems to have changed for her.
No. 1955586
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Girl what
No. 1955601
>>1955593I'm jumping OFF the "people who hate her because she's a spoopy goff" train and ON to the "people who hate her because she has long COVID" bandwagon.
>>1955448She works at target, she's not unemployed. She's trying to become unemployed so she can get paid to orbit around her new Ryan, who lives 2 hours away.
No. 1955737
>>1955583>>1955601Heather is too stupid and attention seeking to scam like she suggested. If she does get fired for this act, and attempts to claim unemployment, her pictures she couldn't help posting, of antiquing during her sick days will be used against her claim. In addition to her posts about possibly getting fired etc as clear proof it was planned. It doesn't matter to delete them now, they're archived.
And if the overworked government employee somehow misses all the reasons to reject her claim, at least one of her HUGE group of haters, will certainly call in tips to the PA Unemployment Fraud Hotline on her behalf.
(don't even think about encouraging cowtipping) No. 1955850
>>1955737This is such a retarded mindset even if you hate Heather (and if you HATE any lolcow you have mental issues and need to log off).
The obviously best outcome is for her to get unemployment so she can move to where her new Ryan lives ASAP so the milk can flow. This is the funniest and the most mentally damaging outcome to Heather bc it speeds up the car crash phase of this relationship
No. 1955904
>>1955737>her haturzAre you lost or new here anon? We don't support cowtipping and we don't identify as "haters" either. That's Heather speak. kek
>>1955850Agreed, I'm not rooting for her, but it would be nice for a longer Ryan cycle this time around because we desperately need fresh milk. The unhinged eight hours a day dating app scrolling got old quick. Axe Ryan wasn't even that milky outside of being ugly and gross, baby Ryan only lasted only a brief moment due to her almost immediantly chasing him off. Here's hoping the deadeyes era will be interesting, looking forward to the live-in "future" MIL making an appearance.
No. 1956239
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Then stop fucking going shopping every day?
No. 1956249
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No one, ever, in anyway, thinks her wanting children makes her a freak. What an insane way to think.
No. 1956358
>>1956249Once again, purposefully misunderstanding why she gets made fun or rightfully criticized. It's not her hobbies, or the fact that she wants kids.
I don't know how someone can continue to be so blind and never want to change, even when her life is obvs miserable due to mental issues and a terrifying personality disorder she refuses to acknowledge.
No. 1957543
>>1956249I think the feeling like a freak comment is about her being such a spooky goth and not the kids thing.
So I guess he agreed to have kids together already? I guess if you know you know, good luck Heather
No. 1957550
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He got her a cute cake…
No. 1957551
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>>1957550I thought this was an old clip, it's a long time since she dressed like this
No. 1957552
File: 1705800212685.mp4 (1.2 MB, 720x1280, happy heather.mp4)
>>1957551She looks very happy, we may finally see the end of the Ryan cycle.
No. 1957580
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No. 1957615
>>1957551It's a long time since
anyone has dressed like this. Fucking 2014 ass fit.
No. 1957702
>>1957552I think the opposite. She'd convinced herself that all of her mental health issues can be fixed by quenching her man hunger and bagging a moid. This has never worked, not just for her (20+ Ryans suggest as much) but for anyone.
>>1957580Nobody gives her a "hard time for getting away from him," she has repeatedly admitted she has no IRL friends and (other than us) the people who follow her now don't seem to have been doing so for very long. In the last week she's claimed that everyone views her as a "freak" and condemns her for divorcing her ex. These opinions and the people who harbor them do not exist. Having a moid who doesn't bang her and leave her during her next BPD meltdown hasn't and can't fix this.
No. 1957741
>>1957588I was thinking that too. Her sister is 13 years younger than her? That can't be the one. So she has
multiple sisters? Very surprised.
No. 1957919
File: 1705870868303.jpeg (1.46 MB, 1179x2110, IMG_9643.jpeg)
Engagement ring?
No. 1958120
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>>1958119Sorry, forgot pic
No. 1958370
>>1958344Could be other reasons
> 37> lives at home> makes $35k a year> spends spare time collecting junk for a museum that doesn't existCould be a lot of reasons!
No. 1958417
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I don't think it's an engagement ring. I think it's more like this one. It looks like there is a bone in the center of her ring.
No. 1958924
>>1957919I am thinking it's a promise ring, she'd definitely announce an engagement if there was one
>>1958417This would go with the bone collecting theme of their shared shrine, so I agree with this guess too
No. 1959017
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>>1958936The only thing going on in that tit window is cheap lace.
No. 1960679
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Is the reason that they repeatedly take this exact same pose/picture because she's the one initiating all the selfies or are they both complete autists.
No. 1960680
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>>1960679Samefag but he already look kind of unhappy with her, like he's just tolerating this.
No. 1961284
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No. 1961390
File: 1706757059390.mp4 (3.66 MB, 720x1280, 02837262.mp4)
The dolls are back
No. 1961392
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Samefag
No. 1961442
>>1961441Love that phrase. Looks like he's teasing the thin. Here's what it naturally is.
>>1947251>>1957919Wait is she editing his hairline or him?
No. 1961452
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Asking for job and unemployment advice. Meanwhile she's hoarding/buying collectibles. Imagine spending $90 on something you haven't touched in 6 years and pulled out of a box yesterday
No. 1961563
>>1961442Kek, she's totally using a fill tool to cover up any thinness near the front, but she's so heavy handed it just looks like an extremely cheap lacefront now. Ngl I thought he was one of the "better" looking ryans lately (not cute by any means just not an affront to the eyes like many), but now that I'm looking it's also pretty obvious she's smoothing out a lot of wrinkles. Just look at his forehead in some pics.
>>1961452She must feel like ol deadeyes is her next Adam. She's already regressing, trying to go back to being unemployed, playing with her old dolls or shopping all day, and making "content" again. She must feel secure.
No. 1963605
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>>1961452She bought the white one. I feel like the harness is from a completely different outfit. I hate it. Sage for doll dress nitpick. Also, shes throwing money out like shes not trying to move asap. $91 on a doll, must be nice
No. 1963608
>>1963605>91 dollars on a dollThat's for the outfit nona, the dolls are like $400+ which is worse kek
Also I own that volks harness and it barely fits the dolls it's supposed to fit so surprisingly not on Heather this time
No. 1963620
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>>1963608I meant $91
for a doll, as in their outfit. And based on this ad by volks, idk why you bought it either. That might be on both of you lol
(doll derailing) No. 1964593
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No. 1964726
File: 1707618192996.mp4 (592.32 KB, 1080x1920, my husband.mp4)
Just a meme repost by Heather but the caption is interesting…
No. 1964728
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>>1964726Bonus photo of them looking very happy
No. 1965325
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Tinfoil that something is not quite how Heather envisioned it as the selfies (new and old) are slowly beginning to creep back in. She usually seems to do this for male attention and to show whatever RyanPartner she has at the time that she is so unique and desirable. Maybe the engagement is taking too long kek
No. 1965509
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>>1964728What does she have against his forehead lol
No. 1966004
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I wonder if she got him anything or if she just expects gifts for herself. I don't recall her ever being very giving.
No. 1966386
>>1966006I absolutely howled
Nonnie.
Since she's been so quiet and not posting cringe hand holding pics with tswift songs maybe she's actually feeling happiness and contentment with DeadEyes? What do we think fam?
No. 1968020
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She's so obsessed with herself kek. Also I call bullshit.
No. 1968070
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This is so embarrassing.
No. 1968550
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Does that say $98?? I know this isn't a cheap hobby but I thought she was looking at unemployment?
No. 1968781
>>1968580The one doll she got recently itself goes for 150000 Japanese yen (1000 dollars) before shipping to the US, it's unlikely she got it for cheaper within the US.
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1194589967&reco=2&lang=en I think she owned the other dolls already… but holy crap if that's the "cheap" furniture she might as well have splurged on the more expensive stuff, because it's kind of ugly.
(this is an image board. post caps) No. 1969195
File: 1708704790275.jpg (1.8 MB, 2304x2048, 655216.jpg)
Yes keep buying more shit Heather. What about all her fucking money problems? What is seriously wrong with her kek I think she's banking on moving in with BlurryForeheadRyan so she doesn't care about her rent any more.
No. 1970076
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No. 1970500
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Trouble in delusional dream land?
No. 1970803
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I don't understand why she's doing this. Obviously they're not actually married, so is she just practicing saying "husband" to feel it out? Does she want people to think she's now married? Is it all some huge sad desperate attempt to make past Ryans jealous hoping they'll see it and want her back?
No. 1971004
>>1970803she thinks she's being ~cute & quirky~ but I really hope she's not selfish and braindead enough to actually be doing this
and if she is, I seriously hope he's telling her off
No. 1971142
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Lil Peep? Is she brain dead? I thought she didn’t give shit about films and anything pop culture.
No. 1973081
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Don't let her silence convince you that she is not still riddled with deep, intense traumas. What is a long-suffering blonde goth to do?? So controversial. They aren't ripping on you for having blonde hair, Heather, they're laughing at you because you aren't a goth.
No. 1973875
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She is really trying to bait us with this husband thing but she is too boring for us to care. I think she misses the attention she gets from the "haters"
No. 1973977
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She wants to get "creative" with her hair but basically asks the internet if she should (and uses a handful pictures from a Google "black and blonde goth hair" search). She can't wait for creative possibilities with her dolls, but… what are the possibilities? She's just spending a bunch of money on shit and not DOING anything again. The dolls aren't going to do it themselves, maybe stop spending hundreds of dollars on doll clothes and create an actual plan?
No. 1974749
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>>1974194She’s on the road to Tradwife is what. With her faux husband.
No. 1974753
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>>1974749While still finding time to
>f the haters No. 1977494
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I can't wait for this. Please let it be paintings of DeadEyes.
No. 1977498
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Samefag but side note what does Heather have against foreheads? Even in this completely unflattering trans hunter picture that should never have been shared to begin with she still has to blur her forehead into sludge.
No. 1980358
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not really milk, but the cycle starts again, everyone is after her, doesn't want her to be happy, but DeadEyesRyan is incredible and everyone wants to prohibit her relationship with him
No. 1982106
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Oh good she's back to blowing money on Killstar. She really has come full circle.
No. 1982475
>>1982106Dissapointed but not surprised. If she were anyone but Heather I would ask if she didn't have enough killstar already. But this bitch defines herself entirely by shopping. She goes on and on about her spoopy hobbies that make her so unique and that she's so passionate about. But the only way she can concieve of to construct a personality for herself is through her purchases. It's the one true passion she has.
The great tragedy of Heather's life is that you can't buy Ryans on layaway.
No. 1982805
>>1982106Hope it does fit her, it’ll look amazing on her fridge body
I wonder what her employment status is? She’s spending a lot of money on dolls and whatever, but didn’t she quit her job to move in with DeadEyes? Did she ever post about getting another job, or is all this bought with unemployment money?
No. 1983090
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>>1982515Maybe to the (plant) nursery. She's sperging about houseplants today.
>>1982805The few shots make it hard to tell where she is but it looks like her apt rather than the old lady house with mom that TeacheRyan lives in. I find it hard to believe she could pack anything in boxes without having repeated nervous breakdowns about her days of making "content" on insta and the journey to become the healthy heather that she is today.
No. 1984418
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>as a historian
No. 1986716
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No. 1986717
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Not sure what she paid for this, but Thai constellations are expensive.
No. 1987054
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No. 1987214
>>1987054She's proud of…setting up a display according to a planogram she was handed by corporate?
She didn't design this. Someone in a target regional office making 3x her salary did. She literally just put stuff where she was told to put it. What's there to be proud of?
Seems like she's decided to quit her job and become a housewife, which is clearly what she's always wanted anyway.
No. 1988081
File: 1713836040282.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1179x2054, IMG_1015.jpeg)
So she’s quitting her job and moving. I am assuming with Teacher Ryan.
No. 1988359
>>1988081there it is, moving saga
question is: is it in teacherryan's home or are they somehow getting a place together? with a teacher's salary and heather's spending habits, this is going to be nasty
cue all the store and selling talk that will end in just talk because she doesn't follow through on shit
No. 1988468
>>1988359Let's be real. She's moving in with him and his mother. She would be excitedly talking about apartment hunting with her "husband" if that were the case. It's also the only way she can realistically quit her job and still have a place to live, likely rent free. Also he isn't just making a teacher's salary, it's a CATHOLIC school teacher which means he is making even less than a public school teacher. He likely makes as much as a full time Target employee, and less than a manager.
Deadeyes' mom is also an antique dealer so I wouldn't be surprised if Heather feels justified in her ott hoarding/spending now since mommy does it.
No. 1988837
File: 1714062221937.jpg (1.16 MB, 1080x1842, 1000007229.jpg)
Still buying plants even though she's apparently moving and quit her job?!?!?! Make it make sense!
No. 1991347
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She's sure spending a lot of money (and compulsively buying new plants) for someone who says she's moving soon.
No. 1991697
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Ugh I’m scrolling through IG and I saw this gross inflatable furry suit some guy was inside of and I see Heather like the video and is following this freaky ass page. I know she’s always like furry stuff but this seems like the generate side of the furry shit. Heather you nasty crazy bitch.
No. 1992609
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Is she pregnant?!
No. 1992639
>>1991697Wtf??? This is news to me, I had no idea she was a latex furry fetishist????
>>1992609Even if she is, I think it's too early for it to show this much. Probably just the fabric.
No. 1992648
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During her rant about her plants and how she’s persecuted for having so many, she grabs this ring and says, “oh it’s my engagement ring” yikes.
No. 1992695
>>1992609She looks so depressed…
>>1992648Definitely yikes. If it were real she’d be wearing it 24/7.
No. 1992912
>>1992020I think she's hoping for that because why is she suddenly buying a million plants? That was supposedly the reason Lurch's mom kicked her out, she filled his mom's house with dozens of large plants. And now after not paying attention to plants for awhile she is hoarding them (again) as she gets ready to move house. Idk if it's madness or self sabotage at this point.
>>1992609I would be thoroughly unsurprised if she gets pregnant in the next 12 months, or now
No. 1993000
>>1992975She used to force Adam to dress up as a furry. Never seen her do it, she also claimed to be into cosplay and never actually did that either. She did go to several furry cons. I think she's just absorbing what guys she's interested in like. Exhibit A. Gaming B. Dolls and toys C. Kiddie things D. Goth E. Plants F. Trains H. History I. War re-enactmens J. Paranormal K. Furries.
She lacks personality and lacks self and instead going for what she really in truly likes she latches on to whatever, keeps it and demands that it's her personality. Shes a void and if she does get pregnant then that kids in a world of neglect and abuse because Heather is an abuser.
No. 1997701
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She’s been so incredibly boring. This is all she’s even talked about recently.
No. 1997733
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>>1997701holy shit kek why did anyone else need to know this heather im wheezing. this is some of the weirdest milk about a person i have seen. now everyone is going to think shes inbred
No. 1998035
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>>1997701I am HERE for Heather's boring weird ass updates.
No. 1998298
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Heather’s monthly reminder that she’s getting back in shape!
No. 1998299
>>1997701> great grandpa changed his name to "Steele" after knocking up and marrying his own sister> Heather's name is "Steele"So at best she is descended from a post-incest relationship… or she is from the incestuous relationship, from a man who was "staying" at "some kind of asylum."
Either way at least we know where she got the crazy from
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LOL
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Something's up, she's starting to spiral again.
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No. 1999774
>>1999743with the things she posted lately I knew this was around the corner, all the shopping, driving for hours, changing her diet again, so this is no surprise. I know we don't feel sorry for cows, but somehow I do, especially as she can't see that no one else is to blame, not the people that follow her, not the haters, not us, just herself and another Ryan. Do we know if she already quit her job to move in with him? I think the only thing that could "help" her would be therapy and a long time away from social media.
No. 1999801
>>1999743why does she think she’s the only person into cemeteries? just about every city has meetups full of cemetery lovers,
at cemeteries. and she thinks people hate her because she likes antiques? these are both really popular hobbies. and why would people hate her because she used to wear pink? jfc
did she move in with him? maybe he dumped her because she’s an incest furry kek
No. 1999821
>>1999743Reasons Heather thinks no one loves her>I date people>I collect antiques>I visit cemeteries >I used to wear pink Reasons You Should Date Heather>I live a peaceful life>I work hard>I'm kind>I dont hurt anyoneShes such a self absorbed moron. Everything is ALWAYS about her. Shes exhausting to read about, let alone deal with her face to face. Heathers next relationship should be the commitment to therapy and addressing her bpd/ narcissism.
Of course the high school teacher dumped you. He deals with immature selfish kids day in and day out; why would he want to come home to that kind of behavior?
No. 1999904
>>1999743This is a bizarrely calm post for someone who just lost the love of their life, has she ever deactivated facebook before?
She was sabotaging it for months with constant shopping while quitting her job, I noticed she stopped sharing and posting more personal things about two months ago so I feel like things cooled off with DeadEyes around then.
I don't think she really wants a long term relationship because she didn't make any positive life adjustments to prepare for it. Whenever she gets a possible spouse she then increases some
toxic trait, like the pregnancy scares with the last guy and her shopping addiction with this one.
Idk why she thinks anyone cares about her hobbies, pretty sure most of us in this thread have the
same hobbies, and we wish her well. There's no actual hate anywhere, she's just interesting with all the self sabotage cycling she does.
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Story image dump, just highlights since there are 22 stories right now
I don't think she ever moved out bc of the reference to her home in one post. So I'm guessing he or his mom said no and that was the end of it. She looks very pretty and serene for someone who just had a breakup.
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>>2000024It's a nice cabinet tbf, this is the "my home" reference so I guess she still had her job and flat
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>>2000026These are not milky but the fact they are so normal and serene is kinda milky, like she doesn't seem too cut up about the breakup
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>>2000028saging these, just selfies and "choosing happiness"
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>>2000030End of image dump
No. 2000116
>>1999754There has to be another reason these Ryans keep dumping her tbh. I know she’s insane, but there’s plenty of insane women who are uglier than Heather that can still keep a man around. I wonder if she has a really stinky vag or butthole or something. Maybe she removes her tonsil stones in front of her dates.
It’s the same with Kiki Kannibal. Sure she’s an annoying HPD ADHD spergtard with an awful personality, but there was a deeper reason men kept pumping and dumping her, and it’s because she had chronic vaginal infections from sleeping with homeless beach bums.
(vag/butthole stink tinfoiling) No. 2000252
>>2000247>>2000247This sounds like bullshit. Wasn't her husband incredibly
abusive?
No. 2000276
>>2000252There was no proof of him being incredibly
abusive. There was proof of her being
abusive, especially with her ex's before her ex husband.
No. 2000284
>>2000276Sure anon. Him and his troon friend harassing her for years after their divorce (posting here multiple times) and egging her is normal behavior. He may not have been physically
abusive, but he was pretty obviously not a great person despite funding her. Both sides are shitty tbh.
No. 2000314
>>2000184Exactly this. She doesn’t even know how to be
abusive properly.
No. 2000315
>>2000296Kek at you WKing him and calling the troon a chick. She didn't "make" a grown man do anything, especially if he was the one with all the money. Let's stop pretending the scrote is an innocent
victim.
No. 2000345
>>2000343Do you have a link to the post with receipts showing she was physically
abusive towards him?
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>>2000344I was clearly referring to the troon friend considering I said "troon". Also in what world is saying "both sides are shitty" makes me her "super fan". Are you high anon?
>>2000349Are those posts related to her being
abusive to him though? I recall them more being about her just being a massive bitch in general. It's funny because when I went to the first thread all I found is Adam being really creepy, manipulative, and two dozen screenshots of him DMing other girls. kek
No. 2000393
>>2000276>>2000252I'm not trying to say or imply their relationship was perfect by any means, but it's pretty obvious heather romanticizes the idea of being married and having someone take care of her, it could be learned behavior from her shitty marriage or just her being lazy at heart and not wanting to work considering there are threads upon threads of her being lazy and an irresponsible adult in general.
>>2000257Admittedly doormat wasn't the right word to use but he is massively pathetic.
I know it wasn't confirmed by farmhands or anything but he most likely was the one a few threads back sending stupid edits of heather sucking dick. I do think her obsession with finding the "one" mainly stems from her feeling like she wasted her 20s and wanting to go back to being provided for hence her creepy insistence on moving in with previous Ryan's and how quick she is to upheave her life for them.
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I forgot how much I hate "good mourning". She's back.
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breaking: She's back at the tower she inexplicably thinks is amazing
>>2000532>see someone you love againI wonder if she expects to get back together with DeadEyes, this is reminding me of the Lurch breakup where everything seemed chill and calm and then shit hit the fan when it was really over. Seems like it's not
final final yet because she's super chill right now
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>>2000583I can't wait for the next Ryan she brings to this fucking staircase.
No. 2000706
>>2000640She's gonna kill a Ryan there someday, right?? She just has to find the perfect one, and then they can go down together to become spooky ghost boi and girl, togetha4eva! In all seriousness, i'd wager there's like, a 28% chance. Or maybe she pushes him when he tries to leave, she ends up in jail, and can find herself an equally disturbed JailMail Ryan husband! And it'll work bc she can't be near him 24/7, or take on his hobbies, they can just declare their hyperbolic dramatic starcrossed love to one another via the written word, from a safe distance.
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>>2000807What school/year?
She was talking about getting her "revenge bod" but picrel was the next story. She's barely walking kek I love this fitness journey. Also why can't she get fit for herself, why does it have to be a revenge body or a way to get more guys to notice her. One track mind.
No. 2000927
>>2000706All the other prisoners hate me because of my edgy hobbies of staring at the wall and trying to smuggle cigarettes.
For real though. I'm pretty sure
>>2000583 is right and once deadeyesryan very obviously moves on or date someone else the facade will crack and Hag will be back to her old pattern of passive agressive posting and "revenge" photoshoots.
No. 2001158
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i guess dead eyes ryan found the thread
No. 2001161
>>2001158He's a grown ass man in his 30s or 40s however old he is. If he's willing to break up a serious relationship over a bunch of spergs calling him 'dead eyes' on a corner of the internet barely anyone knows about and sending him silly messages on social media then he has serious issues. I actually feel kind of bad for Heather but maybe the internet did her a favor.
There is something defective with him if something so petty gets to him that much.
No. 2001176
>>2001158>>2001166Wouldn't surprise me if it was her weird bitter ex cowtipping as he's come here before and is aware of the threads. Though I have to agree with
>>2001161 any kind of grown man would look at this thread and probably laugh it off. It's more likely something else offline that ultimately led to things getting broken off. But I also have to agree that she endlessly fuels the fire by oversharing online, but she truly can't seem to help herself.
No. 2001180
>>2001158Kinda sounds like her ex is making sockpuppets and harassing her and her Ryans, nobody here touches the poop or interacts. Also the thread went pretty quiet for months.
DeadEyes (and every Ryan) would've found the thread in the first week since everyone googles their matches/new people, so it can't be that.
I think there is some genuine harassment happening behind the scenes that has nothing to do with lolcor from sockpuppets, and she, for some reason, doesn't realise it has been her ex and his buddies this whole time.
Just look at Creepshow and Anthony, it's been over a decade of them needlessly harassing some poor woman with thousands of sockpuppet accounts. They are still going with it even to this day. It's unfortunately pretty common for an ex to never let it go. I doubt it's actually the thread but something behind the scenes, what we say is pretty mild and if it was a dealbreaker they would dip the first week, not 6-7 months in. That's what I think anyway, we don't know what goes on in their comments and dms so it's very possible she and her Ryans get some shitty messages every so often, (or even constantly if you look at Creepshow's history) and I can see that wearing on you.
Lori posted something similar recently which made me think the same, I think the normal peanut gallery lolcow users underestimate the fact these cows do actually have unhinged stalkers, but it's usually just one or two people from their past with mental health issues, who are trying to make it seem like many via sockpuppets.
No. 2001196
>>2001180>I think there is some genuine harassment happening behind the scenes that has nothing to do with lolcor from sockpuppets, and she, for some reason, doesn't realise it has been her ex and his buddies this whole time. Yeah I agree. I don't think that's what's causing her breakups (she does not need any help scaring men away), but I also don't think this thread has anything to do with it. Her milk is relatively harmless and none of it is scandalous secrets or unknown to her Ryans - the milk is literally just reposting her social media posts about them. They've already seen it, they don't need our commentary to decide for themselves if she is unhinged or not.
I mean it's truly bizarre how she has this schizo persecution complex about everyone hating her and harassing her for her hobbies, it does make more sense that some individuals are harassing and hating her but it's not the internet at large despite how she makes it seem.
No. 2001197
>>2001180i hope that's not true and that her ex isn't still being a dick after all those years but at this point idk what else explains it better. it's possible dead eye ryan wanted to dump her for a while and the lolcow thread was his excuse but eh.
>>2001166yep heather if you're lurking just stop posting, as funny as it is for us you're ruining your life with all the oversharing
>>2001195take your meds
No. 2001241
>>2001158>the people who love me know who i amthen i guess that's why he left, right?
i was suspecting this whole time that if he saw her threads from the beginning, then he can keep it in his back pocket. if he's smart enough, over time her behaviors would start to make more and more sense and in line with what he read in the threads, at least that's how i see it.
obviously there's not much to tell about what went on behind the scenes but knowing heather we can probably guess. like other anons said, she doesn't need help scaring ryans away. she has a major persecution complex and over dramatizes and exaggerates everything to make it sound like she isn't the problem. it's "people don't like me because of my hobbies" all over again. i'm pretty sure deadeyes put two and two together after this long
No. 2001299
>>2001158To be fair any grown man would see this and honesty e kind of upset. Not at her but the thread. Because there's people here posting these Ryan's social media s and etc. Especially if he works in a school setting, I'd get the halt. But breaking up this late when the thread is easily found is a little weird. I think she just blames the thread.
I don't like Heather I think she one hundred percent deserves all this karma as long as it's happening by itself and no one is egging it on.
No. 2001477
>>2001379some
zoomers are convinced skinny jeans are "out" and Billie Eilish style baggy pants are "in" and thus wearing anything that isn't tarp-sized is seen as incomprehensible, or, uh, "cheugy"
No. 2001558
>>2001184This thread was dead and would have stayed dead. Weeks were going by without new posts, and the new posts were about plants.
And anyone who thinks he found out about her online haters and bailed was born yesterday or at least last thread. She says this about every single one.
> muh hobbies> muh haters> muh pink hair> muh luv ov muh life> posts thirst trapsHow do I know? Nonnies where do you think we are? It's always the same, that's why Heather has a thread in the first place lol
No. 2001862
>>2001656above
>>2001158 said so.
but no, we don't know, but idk why this would be any different than every other Ryan who gets freaked out about being insta-soulmates and all her red flags. Which are all about her and her personality and mental illness, not her hobbies, her haters or her lolcow thread.
No. 2001959
>>2001904Does he follow any dodgy shit? If he's a big follower of tradcath1488 or some shit that would give us some insight.
Also, if this is true, how come Heather didn't break up with him? Being a racist Groyper isn't enough reason to leave someone? Nobody is shocked at her selfrespect being on the floor, but Jesus.
This is like how Adam was apparently not allowed around her sister for being inappropriate in some non-specified way, but that wasn't a dealbreaker either.
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(cowtipping)
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No. 2002031
>>2002027The same scrote who was "the love of his life"?
Let me put it this way. I've met my share of filthy scrotes. The difference between me and that bitch? I don't hang around with them after I found out their true colours, and I don't go on the internet to write like I were a perfect innocent living Mary Sue princess who somehow followed a relationship for months with a man she called her true love and now suddenly cries about how evil and nasty he was.
No. 2002038
>>2002035What really happened: after the initial honeymoon phase, she tried to find a way to dislike him.
Maybe he made one bad comment out of jealousy towards her ex-boyfriend and that's it, now he's a KKK member.
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No. 2002045
>>2002035Are you dumb? If boys liking the concept of war is a red flag, then every boy ever is racist and we should never, ever sell toy soldier or Call Of Duty.
Shit, I'm probably racist myself because I do like to look at medieval weapons.
No. 2002048
if what heathers saying is true about him dumping her over that, then what's the real story? what was this whole post about?
>>2001158 i'm genuinely asking because
>>2002008 seems like a cowtipping wk and is trying to stir shit, i don't really buy it. nothings adding up
No. 2002052
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Did she send these to herself and came here to selfpost ?
No. 2002057
>>2002053read the whole post again, she could have said nothing… i don't understand how such an exaggerated lie would mean she doesn't want to touch on the subject? she goes in great detail about how everyone's attacking her and him.
if what you're saying is to be true then she's willing to lie that much to protect him and make herself out to be this sad sorry
victim. she should have said nothing if it was really this touchy
No. 2002059
>>2002052No anon that just means Heather viewed the message.
Idk how much of this story I believe, but if she really stayed with a white supremacist just to have children then she’s even crazier than I thought. If she really wants a kid she needs a sperm donor. Imagine fighting that creep for custody
No. 2002085
>>2002036Heather was
abusive as well. Shes a bully and I'm sure Deadeyes has some weird skeletons in his closet but no one's questioning why every single breakup is the Ryan's fault? She not once took accountability for anything and these cowtipping friends are helping her off to delulu land.
No. 2002091
>>2002085Exactly this
At what point do people realize that if one person has a history of breakups and then turning around and crying wolf, that probably means this person is the problem?
No. 2002100
>>2001158She’s full of shit. There are much crazier BPD cows with much bigger internet footprints out there who are married with kids and leading quiet lives now. No simp who actually wanted to start a family with her would be turned off by one obscure internet thread. Even if someone cowtipped and contacted him directly, she could just say “yeah it’s weird hon, I used to have a YouTube channel and I still have some online haters” and a man who truly loved & respected her would just laugh it off.
The part she won’t admit is that the crazy she shows us on the internet is just a small glimpse of the crazy she puts her Ryans through irl.
No. 2002101
>>2002019Ah man I feel bad for her here. I wonder if when she found out was when she seemed to go a bit quieter on social media and stopped posting him, about a month ago if we're talking about pill packs. Well, I guess we don't have to feel bad about calling him creepy, because we were right.
It's pretty manipulative of these guys to basically try and groom (or even babytrap) women into racist/trad/nazi life if they clearly do not share those interests.
No. 2002131
>>2002130Heather can be a cow and a
victim too. It's funny how you're unable to see nuance like a sperg.
(whiteknighting) No. 2002138
>>2002130honestly i'm amazed how people keep believing one lie to the next and jumping in to defend her when she's never been a reliable narrator
>>2002131it's not about nuance, it's that there's nothing to go off of besides two different stories as to why he broke up with her. it just smells like BS. she was defending him on instagram and then saying in some dubious DMs that he's a racist pedophile. if the former is true does that mean she's protecting her racist pedophilic scrote by exaggerating and lying on instagram as to how they broke up? somethings off and yet people have their minds made up when the story was never straight to begin with
i'd never be surprised if a moid catholic teacher from pennsylvania was a racist pedo. but if she wanted us to believe that, what the hell was that long ass instagram post supposed to accomplish? she said he was being harassed and was trying to protect him. now it's a different story. she must have changed her mind overnight. it appears as if it's just one lie after another
No. 2002160
>>2002045I mean, there's liking military history, and then there's liking the civil war in particular. Especially if you go on about how "men used to be men in the good old days." That is absolutely a red flag. And honestly, is it that hard to believe that Heather would date a racist asshole. Remember bloodryan?>>2002098
I think part of her attracting these guys is her sheer fucking desperation. Rightwing fuckheads love a weak woman to drag back to the homesteading trailer so she can start pumping out aryan babies. And heather talks about "true love" and "starting a family" after you buy her a single starbucks. So it's a logical fit. Then they get to know her, and find out that she won't be their tradwaifu because she's too lazy to keep a home and an absolute nightmare to be around. These kinds of guys always want weak, submissive women. That's why they are nonces so often. Hag may be a bit long in the tooth for them, but she's got that desperate
victim vibe that they think they can work with. And the fact that she doesn't dump them over their racism but waits until they're sick of her kind of proves them right. She'll put up with nazi shit as long as you give her money for the antique mall and tell her she's your soulmate ten times a day.
TLDR: Hag dates garbage men because she is a garbage person with no standards.
No. 2002168
>>2002156Most moids really are villains though. What the average moid gets off to is classifiable as a crime in most jurisdictions.
>>2002104Also this. I can’t believe there are anons suggesting that a Chuddy tradcath teacher scrote like this couldn’t possibly be careful of being attracted to teenage girls or dump a woman for dating a black man before him, or force her to come off contraception. Those are just mainstream baseline views for most right wing scrotes, and also extremely common.
>>2002131This. Heather may have BPD but she’s had shockingly awful bfs with terrible behavior and non existent morals she is a
victim, cow or not.
(whiteknighting) No. 2002170
>>2002160You’re just
victim blaming now. Women with bpd may be nuts, but they also genuinely do tend to attract the most lowlife
abusive or fucked up men in general. Heather has low self esteem, is panicking about ageing and is desperate for love, there are far too many scrotes willing to prey on such women. Nonetheless Heather is still
victim here, whiteknighting her shitty scrotes is retarded moid adjacent behavior.
I smell a scrote or two in this thread doing damage control for his own reputation.
(scrotefoiling, whiteknighting) No. 2002307
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Heather posted some stories, mostly talking about starting up a shop, reorganizing her apartment/antique haul, and a little about getting over the breakup. This one confirms what was posted upthread about him saying questionable things:
No. 2002310
>>2002307Transcript:
I think she comes across as very level headed and affable in these stories, I am hoping this has been a learning experience for her. These definitely line up with the screenshots above so I think they were legit.
>But yeah, I'm fine from the breakup thing. I have bounced back. He said plenty of terrible things that (Making a face)
>made me go "What the fuck are you thinking" (Sidenote I love it when she swears kek)
>and y'know, when someone just like does you dirty like that, it's easy to be like, okay, and let him go.>And then you start reflecting on things that were wrong from the beginning, and you're like, damn, those rose-colored glasses were on pretty tight, huh Heather.(Slurps watermelon) (in cute influencer/Youtuber voice)
>So anyway, gonna go, lots to do tonight, I will talk to you guys later! No. 2002311
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>>2002310Posting in reverse order, this is the story right before it.
Talking about painting a dresser and getting a TV:
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>>2002311And this one she says she spent $100 every week travelling to see him and she regrets it, and doesn't wanna do long distance again.
>I would never do long distance again. It never ends well for me. Ever. >I spent like $100 a week to go see that person and it's like, for what?>For the sake of my sanity and happiness and the most successful relationship I need to find someone by me, or someone who would put in the effort, y'know at least (Effort to visit her is the implication here) and then says a bit about matching energies.
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Pardon my autism but don't you think it's weird that EVERYTIME she breaks up with one of her numerous scrotoids, there's a bunch of ver agressive WK crawling out of the woodwork to defend her ?
(Screencaps from the LurchRyan saga's thread. Familiar much ?)
>Oh nooo! Poor Heather, I feel so bad for her! That scrote is a nazi/abusive/pedo and she's the real victim here and not a pickme at all !
Let's donate to her GFM to help the poor girl and if you don't agree, you must be a moid/her ex or his "pet tranny"
So, either the cow is selfposting hard for years or there's one or two anons as mentally ill as her and that see themselves in her.
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No. 2002331
>>2002319Agreed. All this proves is that this is Heather's current story, not that it's true.
For the record, I have zero problems believing deadeyesryan was a piece of shit. But that doesn't mean I don't need something more substantial to go on than Heather saying so. If anything, I'd take the civil war wankery as more of an indication.
>>2002326I think Adam being such a creep/lurker on the boards really muddied the waters for a bunch of Anons. You can awknowledge that he was a creep who posted some fucked up shit here without overlooking what a nutcase Heather is. I for one am somewhat rooting for her to turn her life around. Get offline, work on herself, stop throwing herself at any soulmateryzn who comes along. But the main thing holding her back from that is her relentless obsession with posting about herself all the goddamn day. Selfposting here would just be an extention of that.
No. 2002392
>>2002101You know what I call this? Labeling. Literally putting labels on people for liking something. Fuck off, if being historically interested the civil war makes you a fascist then me thinking that Mortal Kombat's gore is cool makes me a serial killer.
I'm surprised by the amounts of white knights. I don't think her (latest) ex bf was a good person, you can immediately tell he had a weird look. But I'm also sure he was not the monster she's trying to paint him as to pretend to be a
victim. She was crazy like him, possibly crazier than him, and that's what happened.
No. 2002395
>>2002335>break up due to her rampant mental illnessI mean if the posts above are correct he broke up with her because he's a disgusting right wing racist, and she got over it quickly for the same reason. Anons try too hard to find fault in Heather to the point they are ready to overlook the far worse moid behavior. She has her problems but she's not a weirdo, racist, right wing, pedo etc and most of us here have no issues with believing a man is. Men tell us every day that's who they are.
Her mental illness absolutely is the reason most of her relationships fail, but in some circumstances (like this one) it is very easy to see the moid was at fault.
Anyway my most suprising revelation of the day is Heather is friends with a farmer, that anon was using the word "scrote" in her messages and Heather wasn't reacting, that's very specific imageboard terminology.
>>2002008 No. 2002458
>>2002349Exactly this. I don't get why some anons are so quick to defend her shitty ryans just because she's a bpdchan. It's pretty obvious why she is a cow and has over a dozen threads (and ryans). But moids will be moids and it's not like she isn't getting with the absolute bottom of the barrel men off these dating apps. She's obviously the problem by letting these men in, in the first place, but let's not pretend like they are
victims. Heather is an easy target for an otherwise incel. No healthy sane moid is going to jump into a relationship with someone like her and start planning to get her pregnant. Both sides are shitty and we don't need half a thread debating over who was the uwu innocent
victim when there isn't one.
No. 2002503
>>2002314from love of her life + soulmate to just an LDR. Incredible to watch.
>>2002206> a certain wish brand Karla Homolka vibeomg lol
No. 2002521
>>2001907If this is true, why on earth would she stay with someone who called her "post-wall"? And why would
he stay with someone who he thinks is "post-wall"? This is pathetic all around.
No. 2002633
>>2002458Absolutely no one in that thread says that her mediocre scrotes are
victims, just that Heather is a selfposting liar with a
victim complex.
No. 2002656
>>2002445This exactly. Heather was happy enough staying with a supposed racist pedophile until HE dumped HER. Lets not turn this into some bullshit about her liberating herself, because she didn't. She was happy to put up with it if he bought her tacky shit at the antique mall.
Heather, if you're lurking here, first of all, get offline and make something of yourself. But second of all, if this guy was such a monster, post receipts and warn the world about him.
No. 2002797
>>2002642Like another nonna said I really think it’s because she doesn’t create that intermittent reinforcement most BPDchans do. People get addicted to the abuse cycle because of the constant ups and downs but once she gets
triggered she just can’t seem to stop herself. She could 100% bag some loser moid and have him addicted to her if she could just act normal for a few weeks occasionally.
No. 2002878
>>2002633>absolutely no one says that her mediocre scrotes are victimsThere was quite literally an anon upthread adamantly arguing that Heather abuses her Ryans nonna.
>>2002656While I don't doubt he said some of those things (moids will be moids), I agree that she's still the one that decided to stay with him despite it. She'd be smart to post receipts, but we all know she's going to be too busy reactivating all her dating apps to do so.
No. 2003443
>>2001158So she went from >the internet chased away the love of my life, we were planning a family to >he's a pedophile racist who pressured me to stop my birth control.
Methinks BPD has something to do with this. Saying he's a pedophile that fantasizes about his students is a major claim, and dangerous information to hold onto until after he broke up with her.
No. 2003490
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>>2002831Heather's life has become an actual Seinfeld bit. Someday she'll be in a contest over an apartment over who had the saddest life, and "I almost had a baby with a pedo groyper because I'm manhungry" means she's in it to win it
No. 2003562
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Here comes the pathetic I-have-so-much-to-offer bait for new Ryans.
No. 2003577
>>2003562Well, so much for handling this breakup better and more maturely than previous ones. Never change Heather.
Or rather, change. But we all know you won't.
No. 2003582
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Ryanquest is officially back on. I haven’t been on the apps in several years, is this Facebook dating?
No. 2003588
>>2003562Considering this:
"What does goblin mean in slang?
What is goblin mode? Oxford English Dictionary defines goblin mode, a slang term, as “a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.” It's most often used in a sentence as "in goblin mode" or "to go goblin mode."Dec 5, 2022"
Is what pops up when you search goblin meaning, i think she chose the perfect term to attract a healthy sane mate. Kek all joking aside, does she realize how refering to herself as a goblin girl is both immature and not the cute, quirky trait she thinks it is.
No. 2003589
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>>2003572>can’t stand her overusing the word “goblin”I dunno. I see it.
No. 2003593
>>2002878> There was quite literally an anon upthread adamantly arguing that Heather abuses her Ryans nonnanta but i mean, well no shit. if you have a long list of exes like heather youre probably
abusive in some shape or form. I mean she stalked a couple of her exes.
Like it really cannot be stated that her long list of exes is fucking abnormal, not to mention a good chunk dumper HER.
No. 2003714
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Oh my god the fucking mental gymnastics with this one. WHICH IS IT. Did he dump you because of fake accounts? Lolcow? Birth control? Pick a narrative and stick with it.
No. 2003746
>>2003714Her narrative has been pretty clear tbh, it just doesn't reflect well on her at all. He broke up using the excuse of not being able to handle the trolls/cowtippers, though given what she's said otherwise it also sounds like he wasn't that into her and was just using her for easy sex. Ultimately though, she's revealed that she was willing to stay in a relationship with a creepy should be incel instead of being single again. She's be ome so desperate that her standards are in hell.
>>2003736The screenshots were definitely suspect, but she did call him her husband a bunch and talked about wanting children so it wouldn't be a far reach with her. Fingers crossed she never actually gets pregnant by any of these losers, no child deserves any of these people as their parents.
No. 2004192
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But she's still wearing his ring. At least there's always fresh retardation with her.
No. 2004243
>>2004202Lurch was definitely Heather's endgame and she screwed that up in such a spectacular way. He was probably the most convincing Ryan. No matter what kind of crazy she threw at him, he was ready to volley back until he couldn't anymore. She didn't seem to be into DeadEyes Ryan as much- which is insane to say because she was prepping to reproduce with this dingy moid who looks like he waits at game stores to start condescending conversations about dungeons and dragons.
Weird how DeadEyes was seemingly okay with Heather's own borderline behavior on and offline but he allegedly draws the line when strangers point it out. At what point did this idiot realize this isn't normal?
No. 2004288
>>2004075if she had taken a year off from RyanQuest and spent the money on therapy and the gym, she might be in a position to meet someone worthwhile and have a successful relationship with him
ah well nevertheless
No. 2004324
>>2004243It's honestly hard to pin down what she actually even likes in a man tbh. She's been obsessed over a few of them like the brief fling she had with that nice autistic trainryan. But she also likes edgy retards like femryan or bRyan. Lurch was definitely her best match yet, what with him matching her crazy (literally gifting her a bloody Polaroid on the first date kek). Wasn't it his mom and her plant hording that Heather claims caused the eventual end of that one?
Honestly kind of wish we could make a ryan tier list without catching a ban. My personal favorite was that fantasy armor neck tattooed fuckboy ryan who'd go on target dates with her and did weird cowboy gun stuff as a hobby. Her taste in ryans have never been great, but it's gotten noticeably worse lately.
No. 2005419
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Not entirely sure if this could as milk so I didn’t sage— but this past weekend Heather has been ghost hunting with a guy named Brandon. Their body language seems very “we just met” but there’s a lot of stupid giggling over every freaking thing
Pic 1 of 3 : this one she’s asking the spirit “you don’t think I would hurt you do you?”
Aka screenshot keeping me up at night with those crazy eyes. Okay moving on
Pic 1 of 3
No. 2005420
File: 1718616372780.png (6.64 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_5447.png)
Pic 2 of 3 same fag
Laughing over nothing? IWith this Brandon guy.
No. 2005423
File: 1718617071161.png (2.99 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_5445.png)
Pic 3 o3 same fag
Being extra baby gurl after her haunted “maybe” a date. •Oh I got sunburnt and it hurts soo bad and I have a cold sore..must eat so tiny because it might hurt my mouth.•
My 2 cents, you’re grown, wear an SPF. And if you forget, aloe Vera it up.
FYI these are still on her stories at 235 am pst if you’d rather see the cringe first hand.(Monday June 17th)
No. 2005448
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>>2005423>>2005422>>2005419>>2005420How do you people not recognize this guy from when she was dating Axe Ryan? Pic rel, from two threads ago.
No. 2005450
>>2005420This kinda looks like that one dude that was in axe Ryan's (bRyan?) group. The Ryan before deadeyes that she was all weird about and claimed was
abusive or something. He fixed her car. Anyway, looks like one of the dudes she was sitting in the diner with during that time.
No. 2005476
>>2005448Heather the homie hopper kek
She can’t possibly think her current behavior will lead to her being happily married with kids? Central PA isn’t that big of a community, she has to be well known in the area as a convenient booty call for local incel weirdos by now. But she can’t go without male attention for 10 seconds, let alone long enough to work on herself or develop a shred of self-respect.
No. 2005632
>>2005614Double-posting to confirm this, it was this post from 7 months ago.
>>1924235 Not ghost hunting, but they went to some sort of paranormal convention together.
No. 2005797
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She posted that she also went with a guy named Andrew. Possibly a new ryan already?
No. 2005914
>>20057971. it says his name is Edward.
2. that's the same guy from the previous outing with Brandon, and the third guy from when she hung out with AxeRyan the first time.
No. 2005949
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Kek
No. 2005951
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>>2005949The rest of her stories now are dozens of the same old photos she uses to prove she’s actually so goth
No. 2005976
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>>2005949>>2005951She does know that wearing black is not the same as being goth right? When you google goth style these are the first four images that appear picrel. She is a bottle blond basic bitch who woshes she was still goth. She should start by not bleaching her hair anymore and letting her natural color grow in. She doesnt even need to dye it black, just dont dye it blonde. Put a choker and some chains on and some heavy eyeliner and THEN it will atleast look more like she is trying to be goth. She really just looks like the girl next door wearing all black for a funeral. Her black outfits are boring and lack character. Not like the outfits in picrel at all.
No. 2006005
>>2005949>>2005951Kek this is hilarious. Never change, Heather. Wearing basic black clothes and listening to Taylor Swift does not make somebody a goth.
>>2005976Honestly I don't even think she needs to stop being blonde. A stark platinum blonde can work well in the goth aesthetic, the issue is she doesn't even try to
be goth. Well it's not an issue, but if she wants to be totally goth then she should actually commit to it kek. She thinks by saying she is goth that suddenly means she really is goth.
No. 2006158
>>2006107Now there's a cursed thought you just spoke into existence. She's too broke for stumpy though.
But didn't she claim to be bi at some point? Given her exclusive focus on Ryans and extreme dislike for other women, I'm pretty sure she's just bisocial in order to entice moids. Also, I doubt any Ryanettes would put up with her bullshit.
No. 2006625
>>2006444Trans women are women. Heather is a cunt.
Honestly, I'm kind of surprised she hasn't complained about nasty elitist gatekeeping goths more.
(sperging about troons) No. 2007050
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It's been 6 freaking years! Get over it and just live your life.
No. 2007160
>>2007050yeah it’s ironic she’s bragging about all this growth but she really hasn’t grown at all. also
>travelinghas she ever left the state of pennsylvania?
No. 2007430
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>>2007356oh i totally forgot about the san francisco saga, thanks. tbh i wouldn’t consider that ‘traveling’ as she went there to chase dick, presumably on the moid’s dime, and didn’t really do anything while she was there. mostly i was wondering if she has ever actually left pennsylvania on any of her ‘adventures’ because it seems to me that she just drives to the same handful of cemeteries, antique shops, and that one metal staircase, all within like a thirty mile radius of her home.
i noticed she stepped up her goff posting since some random scrote on a dating app implied she’s not. such growth. much goffick.
No. 2007534
>>2007050Honestly good for her to finally get on her own two feet. However, that being said, she has proven that she's very willing to throw it all away for almost any shitty bottom of the barrel moid who will take her. How many times has she got dangerously close to quitting that job, to bailing on that home, etc. all for some ugly loser who lives with his mom? Like c'mon Heather.
>>2007243It's sad, but true in her case. It is a well paying job for someone who lacks the experience and otherwise hasn't had any kind of a career. What she should be really thinking about instead of obsessively ryan hunting is the next step up and securing a career for her future.
No. 2007723
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metal staircase but now she’s GOTH. see, everyone! she’s a real goth!
No. 2008460
>>2007866>>2007877She also said a while back that she has no interest traveling outside of the United States. Absolutely mind boggling how limited her worldview is by choice, it's no wonder she's so desperate to become some loser moids tradwife.
>>2008354>>2008444kek
No. 2008516
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Her hair literally always looks basically the same.
No. 2008533
>>2008516Why does she keep dicking around asking if she should dye her hair black and then keep doing this exact same thing? Did she lose a guy to a blonde at some point?
>>2008531Agreed, red would suit her so much better. I don't think she realizes how unflattering this dumpy soccer mom hair is. Even the shape of it makes her already chub face look more round.
No. 2009147
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Two dudes in the friend zone
No. 2009543
>>2009425All of her stories are like this.
A. Crazy sister trying to kill her, moves to San Francisco. B. Crazy bf won't let her do her thing so she cheats on him with his best friend and moves with him. C. Divorces a psycho abuser. D. Assumes she has crazy stalkers who wanna ruin her. E. CRAZY ex's galore and now this dude. She's been like this since before Adam.
No. 2013301
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Guess whos ready to date again??
No. 2013390
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>>2013301The souls of the dead people that previously owned those things are disappointed to be displayed on white MDF shelves from Target.
The souls of the girls that played with those dolls, which prepared them to be married off to older men & raise babies, only to die in childbirth- never fufilling either their miserable societal purpose or personal dreams; are APPALLED that they are being used as props for an attention-seeking "spooky goblin" on her RyanQuest.
I don't know why Heather thinks she'll have any luck when all of those spirits are irritated that they're temporarily tied to this empty, emotional black hole of a person. All they have to fill their time in this partial, captured, tortured state is petty revenge. There's not enough energy left for a proper haunting due to ole Black Hole Eyes….Heather will NEVER meet her mate as long as she continues to use dead peoples' treasures, momentos and memories to satisfy her obsessive need to consume. Toys, treasures - it doesn't matter for her desperate Bowerbird displays.
(Apologies to the Bowerbird, which has infinitely more aesthetic sense and curation ability than Heather aka @haunted_butterfly.)
(blogposting) No. 2013523
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No. 2013613
>>2013523Kek she’s such a bpd pickme cunt
Everytime I start to feel bad about her I remember she’s such a woman hater
She deserves to be a mopey 33 year old
femcel who can’t keep a man
No. 2013639
>>2013613you retards need to start getting perma banned for using the word "
femcel" unironically.
Femcels don't fucking existDick is abundant and of low value No. 2013654
>>2013639But like she has the textbook face and glasses like Isabelle janke, if not
femcel, what should we call them? And why do they all wear the same glasses and have the same blunt hair chop?
Also I really think heathers brain is shot at this point. I think there’s legitimately something wrong in there. Maybe her the antiques harbor too much lead. It really does sound as repetitive as PT.
No. 2013655
>>2013523She is absolutely crazy and projecting SHE IS THE GIRL FILLED WITH DRAMA, she absolutely would stab someone in the back if not given enough attention. She’s her own worse enemy.
Also imagine being her coworker at target, sheesh. I’d be afraid to give her any little bit or power or authority.
No. 2013710
>>2013390>>2013497Kek I totally see that! I even went back to thread 4 or whatever to compare…. But I thought I was a lot funnier & more descriptive than her. I even found a "gothic" Bowerbird display picture to match the theme because she literally decorates bones with her beau. (Creepy wreath)
I'm a stupid stoned farmer amusing only myself, I guess. My bad for catching a red text when I was inspired by another Heather Cycle. It was silly, satirically spooky commentary on her perpetual RyanQuest, blaming her lack of success on insane paranormal theories instead of her glaring personality disorder. I'll keep it more low brow in the future.
"Kek ugly BPD nlog Ryan Target spooky goth kek"
(derailing) No. 2013758
>>2013523>try to ruin your life if you don't give them enough attentionso… what she does then, got it. kek, this is actually hilarious coming from her. no ones tried ruining her life over that. if anything people can't keep up with her and that's why she uses her social media page as a diary.
keep projecting heather, we see you for who you really are
No. 2013881
>>2013465This may be one of the funniest things Heather has ever said. She could spot the red flags in a moid solely because she wasn't physically attracted to him but somehow can't see these same red flags in herself or someone she wants to trap with a fake pregnancy scare. She strikes me as one of those women who say she, like most women, is generally crazy to pacify a socially inept scrote being uncomfortable with her behavior. I can't get over how she's posting this on her Facebook like a teenager writing in her diary at her big age. Not a shred of embarrassment or self awareness in sight.
>>2013639>Dick is abundant and of low valueKek I love you
nonnie No. 2014198
>>2013523This is fucking hilarious. Heather hasn't had a female friend in years. And that friendship ended in a literal carwreck because she needed a ride to a booty call in a snowstorm.
I agree with
>>2013688. Women pick up on her crazy within ten minutes. Plus, they probably say "backstabby" stuff to her like " maybe stay single for a bit" and "have you considered talking to a professional." Or possibly "Jesus Heather, I don't know where all the cute spooky boys are, but could you please set up the back to school endcap." And Heather can't have that.
No. 2014361
>>2013465Something about this is giving Britney Spears schizoposting, I think the emojis and lack of self awareness.
This guy must have been super gross looking because she falls in eternal love with solid 3-4.5s, poor dude.
No. 2014646
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Posing with this taxidermy bird is hilarious to me.
No. 2015664
>>2013639>getting mad because feelings hurt>should ban word*it's about attitudes and outlook
you know this,
femcel; as incels are to misogyny,
femcels are to misandry*
Fucking newfags and their agendas.
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Clockwork. How can she say shit like this
>>2013523 and be surprised that she’s alone. You’ve alienated most of the population that might be inclined to give a single fuck about you in your desperate quest to look cool for some loser who will dumb you anyway because you are genuinely unlikeable and boring
No. 2016516
>>2016468>I crave human companionshipHeather you just admitted you do not fuck with women as a whole for mentally ill NLOG reasons, what you crave is
male companionship.
No. 2016555
>>2015664>muh misandry>feelings hurtMisandry doesn't exist and nor do
femcels. Kill yourself moid.
(infighting/scrotefoiling) No. 2016643
>>2016468you big fucking liar, you don’t care about “human companionship” at all—all you think about is RyanQuest
at least she still has her dumb job
No. 2016658
>>2016468kek, the cycle is almost complete. We started with her sadly being single again, telling us that last Ryan was actually a very bad influence and guy, followed by her "I'm stronger now and it's so much better to be alone", she will start her etsy store very soon, just wait for it. The extreme shopping episode started shortly after, buying useless trinket after trinket always with a hint of former fallen Ryans. Then slowly introducing the idea that she is on the hunt for a goblin male, but won't rush it, still started to spend hours on dating apps like all the 100 break-ups before. Soon after we saw her breasts getting more and more unclothed once more, asking for advice and companionship. The idea of female friends again was dismissed, because, she is not like the other girls and way more relaxed and no drama (would add a rofl-smiley). Now we reached the last stage, the stage she has never reached before (kek, sure). She is endlessly lonely, she is the loneliest human on earth and no matter who would call her, it would be the most important phone call she ever received. Well, except from women, men that don't want to date her or any one else on the planet. At this stage of the cycle it will take one to three months for her to find a new Ryan and maybe this year I get my HalloweenRyan-Drama, well, not drama, she doesn't do drama.
(thanks nonna for getting that screenshot, I went to sleep before being smart enough to save it)
No. 2016953
>>2016468>I crave human companionship>but no women!! Yeah that's…having female friends is like basic life step 1, maybe she should try it. If ten year olds at school can manage it then Heather can.
You really can't have a life where 100% of your social, emotional, etc needs are
entirely fulfilled by your significant other, especially if you are wanting a generic cis male who aren't known for being empathetic, emotionally supportive or even good at making conversation. Like this plan will fail every time because it's illogical, and unreasonable to expect one person to be everything.
Nothing wrong with seeking romance, but this "I'm lonely but women DNI you all have cooties" attitude is hobbling her big time.
No. 2018232
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Just a reminder of how goth she is, as if you didn't already know!
No. 2018396
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>>2018328ntayrt, but she has this picture up at the moment and you can see that she gained some weight. It's just easier to spot because she is so short.
I sadly didn't save the picture where she was talking about how she needs to do another "sexy" photo shoot again sometime soon, showing her with her tits nearly falling out, kek. She is becoming more and more desperat and we only have 98 days left until Halloween.
No. 2018511
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>>2018407She one of those people who claims to not be very interested in music. (Or movies for that matter.) From the last thread.
No. 2018957
>>2018511>She one of those people who claims to not be very interested in music. (Or movies for that matter.)Doesn't she also not own a TV or something? Is her apartment really just the sound of a few ticking clocks and nothing else? Horrifying.
>>2018951It's pretty obvious her understanding of "goth" is the most basic of early 2000s mall goth which is why she thinks wearing the most generic killstar garbage makes her the gothiest goth to ever goth. kek
No. 2020391
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>let's take a nap
Where, her twin bed?
Aside from looking special needs, she needs to drop this kewt wittle goff girlie bullshit. She's a grown woman in her 30's and she's holding a stuffie trying to be adorable. She's a creepy basement-apartment dweller giggling to herself eating bowls of slop and passing out on the floor, crying randomly over dating apps. She sounds like an actual toddler.
No. 2020498
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Her twice annual post breakup gym visit for Instagram
No. 2020528
>>2020391god that poor plushie looks grody.
>>2018511>i can't find anyone bc my hobbies are so unusual unumore like her hobbies are shallow and repetitive. she doesn't read or watch anything, she hasn't really shown any interest in history besides taking selfies at gettysburg. she doesn't really do much besides buying antiques and doing photoshoots. hard to base a relationship off anything that shallow.
No. 2021499
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The baby cute girl voice she uses in this instagram story made my skin crawl.
No. 2021516
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>>2021499she can't carry that chair to her car by herself? Sry, she is not tall, I know that, but how little muscles does she have that she can't carry a chair. And yes, her baby voice is horrible, as horrible as the fact that she always posts pictures of herself. There is an instagram prompt like "post something black" and she will post 20 pictures of herself instead of interesting pictures she took of other stuff.
Don't know if anyone catched this, but maybe four days ago she was at some kind of event and her conclusion was picrel. Sure, I understand that people can be draining, but why cry for human connection and friends if you can't even handle one day meeting 5 or 10 people. She really just wants a Ryan she can treat like a dependent baby.
No. 2021570
>>2021544I wonder which ex and what "confronting" means to her. And also if it's even true or if we are now circling back to
Victim Hag.
No. 2021584
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>>2021570I’m guess the one before the most recent.
No. 2021635
>>2021584> he'll neglect your relationship for Dungeons & DragonsWeird. This was the same complaint Ezra McCandless had about her boyfriend, she hated him doing anything without her. It's a famous true crime murder case from a couple years ago.
Notably absent in this litany of complaints about DeadEyesRyan: pedo Nazi shit. I would think if I were to insult my ex, I'd go right for the pedo Nazi shit lol
No. 2021636
>>2021584>I taught him everything he knows in the bedroomkek, if he is such a bad guy why does she think any other woman should date or even have sex with him? Oh, wait, she doesn't like other women, so they can deal with the trash she discarded
>>2021635I think she isn't talking about DeadEyesRyan, she probably means AxeRyan
No. 2021656
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>>2021499“are you filming me?”
“no”
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No. 2021714
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>>2021712She’s a retard, he has a whole breakup announcement on his Facebook page still
No. 2021716
>>2021712>for clouti'm so tired. jesus fucking christ
why can't she just "break" her back to "urge" her mutual friends privately? she has to publically talk about this for what reason other than to make herself sound important? does she even know what the word clout means
>>2021714what the fuck is wrong with her. i knew she was exaggerating/lying but this is even more stupid. she has such a complex she can't even see what's right in front of her
No. 2021899
>>2021656"Look at this strong boy
Th-thanks Brandon, thank you"
This is an 33 year old woman. And she thinks it's her black jeans that repels people
No. 2022143
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She needs therapy so bad.
No. 2022161
>>2022143>She needs therapy so bad.couldn't agree more. what the fuck is she talking about? i'm flabberghasted
>be desireable/be taken seriously as an artist if i had black hairno, because you aren't an artist and your hair color won't change that
>i get intimidated because i'm just some soft creature who can't compete with those spooky girlswhat is this supposed to even mean. it's the color of someones hair. some people naturally just have black hair, it says nothing about their character.
Just dye your damn hair whatever color you want to, or wear your natural color… it isn't some "journey". she posts this every other week. just do it, or shut the fuck up about it. she goes on and on about how no one likes her because of her surface level interest in her "hobbies" but this is why she's unlikable. i would hate having someone like this around.
No. 2022259
>>2021656this is why she has no female friends and fucks up every relationship. she films others like a fucking creep, spergs for days on social media. and yet:
>>2022143this bitch is having such a fucking debate with herself over dyeing her hair black because it reminds her of the time peaked developmentally she feels the need to air this bizarro insecurity online. this will not solve anything. she needs to get over her insecurities.
No. 2022593
>>2022143Oh for fuck's sake. While it may be nice to see her change up that awful blonde that doesn't suit her, nothing will fundamentally change. She'll still be Heather. I agree with all of you that therapy is her only option. Actual therapy with a licensed professional, rather than shopping and eating sheetz.
But that'll never happen. Get ready for a transformation post every time she touches up her roots instead.
No. 2022803
>>2022143As a farmer: go for it oh please do! I hope she would get a proper cut too or lear how to do a hairstyle (ffs at least do s harf up or some shit)
As myself: do not go there. First of all the roots are gonna look like she’s balding plus getting rid of it when her manic phase ends is actually horrible.
No. 2022827
>>2020498This is like internal monologue stuff you don't type out, caption a photo with and post on your public instagram.
>>2021544>>2021584Help why is she…'best thing he's ever had' 'I taught him everything he knows in the bedroom you're welcome' in response to a guy saying the ex hit on his friend?
She's been hanging out with that guy who's a friend of his so it's not wild that she would run into him.
>>2021712>Using my image for cloutLoll what. She's not famous, though I would suspect he doesn't want to delete the evidence a woman touched him recently.
>>2022143>Finally at my dream blonde>Hair looks exactly the same shade and condition as it has for years (and I'm a hairfag so I know the difference) like there was no hair journey
No. 2022833
>>2022827the real journey was all the lolcow posts we made along the way,
nonnie.
No. 2022839
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>>2022789she posted this one yesterday, so we now have 3 pictures. There was also another one some days ago, but I didn't save it, in total I would say I've seen 5 pictures of her playing dress up. With the amount of pictures she takes of herself, there will be more out there, but they might not be goth enough to share with the public. As if black hair and wearing Killstar means that you are goth, kek.
No. 2022840
>>2022143>It's a big decisionShe's on a whole other level of shallow. People don't like her because of her clothes or the creepy stuff she collects. She only ever talks about or latches onto the more concrete aspects of the men she dates (plants, owls, trains, clocks). Changing her hair color is a "big decision".
Bitch it's hair.
But you her it's literally her whole identity. There is no introspection, emotional depth,
nothing to this woman that isn't visible. She really doesn't exist beyond what can be immediately perceived, and others don't exist to her beyond what she can immediately perceive. She needs hardcore therapy and meds.
No. 2022859
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Delusional
No. 2022894
>>2022143Not even addressing the lack of awareness and embarrassing manic pickmeism of her post but
>Black would completely erase that, forever.Hair grows, dipshit.
No. 2022897
>>2022841Same Nonna. I am about her age too, and have only a handful of pictures of tednage me getting all gothed up. Casual pics were a lot less common back then, and most of the pictures from that time I do have were taken at semi-formal events were I would tone it down. So this actually makes sense to me.
The problem isn't the lack of pictures. It's the fact that an adult woman keeps posting pictures of her teenage self to prove how truly spooky and goffik she is. She could still dress like this if she wanted to. Many of us do. The thing holding her back isn't her hair color, it's being a basic taylor swift girlie.
No offense to the swifties. You're lovely people on the whole, but not exactly goth.
>>2022859Who "told" you Heather? The admission board? You want to be a historian, but claim to hate reading. Did you think they'd give you a few tiktoks to watch and slap a degree on you? If you want to learn about history, you can. Just… learn about history. Nobody is stopping you.
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>>2022143Her mouth looks like it's on upside down in the bottom left pic, why would she think this is a great look worth revisiting? The dark lipstick makes her look like picrel.
No. 2022924
>>2022841>>2022897I'm a little bit older and it's the same for me. I didn't have a digital camera or even a smartphone, so there aren't many pictures of me being a depressed, annoyed teenager, kek. Also, hair colour means nothing, I've never had black hair
my mother screamed at me for hours as I even mentioned the idea, wanted to kick me out if I get home with dyed hair, I was still part of that subculture, because I liked that music.
She just wants to change her appearance because she thinks the "right" Ryan will somehow find her then. The thing she will never understand is that most people don't want a relationship with someone that is trying to copy their interests or needs 24/7 attention.
(blogposting) No. 2023019
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>>2022143Her obsession with finding what she needs to change about her appearance to be accepted and have a boyfriend is insane, it’s your personality honey
No. 2023031
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>>2022789She posted a bunch just for you
No. 2023042
>>2023019>terrorized for having black hairi can't take it anymore nonnies. this is absolutely next levels of insanity. does she forget… black hair is a natural color that people wear every day and no one bats an eye at it? what the hell is wrong with her?
i can't understand how anyone can say these things seriously. at some point i have to wonder if she's trolling because she has nothing better to do.. but then i remember it's heather
>>2023031for the love of god heather just do it already
No. 2023065
>>2022974Actually, you just have to listen to goth music. The rest is just window dressing. But Heather wouldn't know gothrock if it dropped a drummachine on her. So it's Taylor Swift and killstar debt.
>>2023019Terrorised for her black hair. Hated for her spoopy hobbies, hated for liking pastel toys. Heather, the common denominator is you!
No. 2023190
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Not the footfag bait again, I thought we moved past the weird foot era
No. 2023194
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>>2023190I just want to see what her weird foot condition is that makes it so she wears hot boots all summer.
It's great to see Heather going through another fresh round of Complete Recovery. Five years later, same old shit.
No. 2023220
>>2023042i'm sure she means "terrorized" (putting that hyperbolic word choice to the side for now) for clearly having dyed black hair. if you did that in like 2004 combined with wearing it straight lank and unstyled (or simply flat ironed if you had any natural curl) it could definitely read to some as try hard / goth / emo / weird kid. but not at all if the kid clearly might have naturally black hair or if it's styled in a "normal" way.
back then alt fashion was so stigmatized that kids dying their hair black for the alternative look could be subject to teasing or seen as weird sure. though even then "terrorized" is a bit much. this could be another example of her being a person where any social rejection is perceived as terror.
i don't know if it's still like that in high school but I remember the scorn and stigma towards alternative fashion kids. and I wasn't even one of them. it was mostly just ostracizing tho, not overt bullying
No. 2023222
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I guess she’s dumping her goober ghosthunting gang because they refused to turn on axeryan with her
No. 2023232
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muh 100 sleep paralysises per night
No. 2023274
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>>2023232kek, sure, as if you don't get out of your bed if you managed to wake up from a sleep paralysis. Only Heather stays there and waits for another 99 sleep paralysis to happen in one night.
And interesting news (not really), she deleted all her dating apps, because she knows what she is worth.
No. 2023314
>>2023031not to be rude but her makeup looks like shit kek. cant believe shes hung up on this. she needs to figure out a healthy way of reconnecting to her past to grow now in the present and future.
but we know heather…her shit social skills are everyone's problem but her.
No. 2023375
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Heather people wear DRESSES. It's not a goal, it's fucking clothing. And nobody thinks your dumpy ass Target prairie dress makes you "overdressed".
No. 2023439
>>2023411Best part of wearing dresses like the one in her picture is, that she won't notice any further weight gain so fast
>>2023278HalloweenRyan nonna here, I also could very much live with Heather dying her hair black before Halloween and the whole drama it will unfold.
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No. 2023494
>>2023445>Keeping her last breakup under wraps is probably making her crazy manifest in new and exciting ways.>She’s gotta be fully deranged behind the scenes rnjudging by her posts recently, i absolutely believe it. lately i feel like she's turned up the dial on the crazy either because she's bored or she's starting spiral. hoping she actually dyes her hair as a result
i'm also hoping this time around halloween nona gets her wish, i had my fingers crossed for her last halloween
No. 2023517
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>>2023375she went out and bought some dresses, so this is one of the few goals she will achieve very soon. Also, she is reaching the "maximum two month until another Ryan" phase with the amount of tits we get to see.
No. 2023550
>>2023190Honestly if she just dropped the spoopy larp and became the boring white bread plant girl she truly is, she wouldn't have to put in all the miserable effort of convincing everyone she's special. She can keep the Target wardrobe and the Taylor Swift playlists. Then again, her life would be infinitely easier in general if she could stop treating hobbies as personality traits.
I've never seen someone completely shit up their life by their own personality alone. Even the worst offenders have echo chambers of friends to fall back on but Heather doesn't even have that. Everyone she meets outside of dating seems to let her accompany them on outings out of sheer pity. Moved away from her family to chase dick now she's stuck in a town alone pretending to be a functioning adult while everyone avoids her like the plague
No. 2023570
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Burnt quesadillas? Who wouldn’t be swooning for that
No. 2023640
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>>2023517WHAT IS SHE THINKING
No. 2023859
>>2023836I agree with you there. She thinks she's special because she has 5k followers on insta.
On another note, goths can rock any hair color. She can't pull anything off because she's so Frumpy and refuses to dress her body type and wear proper hair colors and makeup for her skin color. But she's gunna keep on trucking and look like a gas station truck dump
No. 2024081
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Lemme take a selfie and post this to instagram while having a panic attack in the sheetz bathroom.
No. 2024123
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>>2024081I think she deleted that and posted this instead kek must have recovered
No. 2024127
>>2024081Maybe this is a “lurk more” question, but has she
ever mentioned an autism diagnosis or anything of that nature? Ive seen speculation throughout the threads but maybe I have missed any statements that would reflect mental illness or disability. The way she struggles socially, her idea of goth, her lovebombing cycles… maybe she would benefit from a legit diagnosis to help her become more self aware
No. 2024132
>>2024081>has time to post a selfie "i'm having a panic attack"yeah because that's what a panic attack does. she's never had a panic attack in her life
>>2024123major kek
>>2024127i've speculated/wondered it (more often recently) and thought about bringing it up but didn't want to medfag. sometimes i do wonder, because of how she seems to be entirely un-self-aware in every thing she does. she stuns me with how unaware she behaves. but more often i believe that behavior comes from her being the center of her own universe and she's just a narcissist
No. 2024143
>>2024127she claims to have adhd, but never told anything about having a diagnosis for it, it's just like her panic attacks and depression
>>2024132I would agree with narcissist, mainly because every time someone mentions therapy or an idea how she could improve her life, she sees it as an attack and starts playing the
victim No. 2024377
>>2024127I personally think most of what were seeing is self-sabotage and a personality disorder of some sort. chronic social media use can mimic mental illness, but i think for her its a crutch for her shit social skills because shes boring irl. but her over-reliance is ruining her. shes stunting herself developmentally with social media and refusing to move on her from teenage goth days.
also, honest to god, she needs to reset her expectations for a relationship. she needs to admit she isnt cut out for long term relationships. she just isnt.
No. 2024471
>>2024143>I would agree with narcissist, mainly because every time someone mentions therapy or an idea how she could improve her life, she sees it as an attack and starts playing the victimcompletely agreed, nona. she absolutely sees those suggestions as an attack. she never wants to acknowledge she may be a part of the problem, she continues to shift the blame onto everyone else.
she will always act like it's everyone else who just can't handle whatever it is that she feels persecuted by the week. whether it's her hair, her "hobbies", "haters", the fact that she can't be her "true self"… it's always excuses and projection outward
that in combination with being incredibly resistent to therapy is a real telltale sign in my opinion. i can imagine her relationships behind the scenes are so tumultuous, like the slightest hint of criticism she recieves and she will just go off the rails type of behavior
No. 2024647
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>>2024485Hey, Peggy has her flaws and her tendency to exaggerate, but she does have real accomplishments and a family! Peggy wipes the floor with this B!
No. 2025147
>>2024127I don't think she's ever revealed a diagnosis of any kind. She will not seek out any mental healthcare because the therapist she and Adam saw for a while implied that they might both be in the wrong rather than just him, so was clearly biassed and awful and out to get her. After that, I think Adam briefly had her sectioned. That would make anyone weary of seeking out therapy. But Heather acted like she was a victorian heroine sent off to an
abusive asylum by a moustache twirling villian. We can all be thankful she's never discovered Emilie Autumn.
Any kind of therapy would involve accountability on her part. And Heather will never let that happen. That's why I agree with
>>2024132 too. The constant need to frame herself as perfect and blameless screams narc to be.
No. 2025201
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New Ryan dropping soon
No. 2025229
>>2025201God heavens, how audacious and daring of her to wear a black (!!!) dress with blonde hair.
A paragon of style. How people surely ogled her in public with her dressed in such a macabre way.
No. 2025253
>>2022593Late, but she can't do therapy because if they gave her a woman therapist she'd take issue with it because xyz and if they gave her a moid therapist, she'd likely develop feelings for him.
>>2025201Ugh, finally. Hope the new Ryan sticks around for a bit.
No. 2025269
>>2025201She poses like she's 8 and this is her project at the science fair.
>>2025207I feel the same way HalloweenRyan Nonna. Heather tends to be especially milky during fall. It really is the best season. Remember a few years ago when she was still living with her mom and complained because her much younger sister had a boyfriend to carve pumpkins with but she was single? And of course the target halloween aisle shopping sprees. And the "boohoo lonely on halloween" boudoir shots. Heather losing her shit is like watching the leaves turn.
No. 2025296
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Ugh Heather STOP.
No. 2025299
>>2025296Somebody mentioned dungeon synth to her, and I hate them for it though seeing Heather trying to get in with the synth crowd would be extremely funny. She's just always been a moog girlie you guys…
Guess we know what the hypothetical new Ryan is into.
No. 2025368
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Did she already scare the new Ryan off??
No. 2025380
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>>2023222>>2023375>>2025375I know she's never been the most sane cow, but she's sounding progressively more unhinged lately. How soon before she starts murdering ryans and cobbling together the perfect spooky boy out of their parts?
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No. 2025399
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>>2025201KEK she changed the caption on this, she fumbled that Ryan in lightning speed
No. 2025426
>>2025368RIP Schrödinger's dungeonsynthRyan. Good on him for noping out, but watching Heather drag around a modular gearhead who I presume owns several cloaks would have been funny.
>>2025375Absolutely. It must be a curse. I love how she looks back at the last few years of flinging herself at any dick in her peripheral vision, obsessing over near strangers, basing all her decisions around men who clearly don't care about her, and turning simple things like dyeing hair into a massive struggle, and go "curse." Surely her shitty choices have nothing to do with her current state.
Having said this, watching her try to break this "curse" would be funny. Could this be the return of nondefined-spiritual Heather?
No. 2025485
>>2025375>reflect all nighti really wonder what "reflecting" means to her
>>2025382>>2025384>>2025399she's such a drama queen, jesus christ. thinks she's been cursed too just because moids are rightfully repulsed by her personality disorder
>>2025397>>2025426>RIP Schrödinger's dungeonsynthRyanKEKK, i love you nonas in this thread so much
sorry to halloween nona, though. sounds like this moid recognized he would be dodging a bullet quickly. fingers crossed for the next one, only a couple months left. i know we said this last year but maybe this time around.
No. 2025498
>>2025380haha love that movie nonna, an hilarious reference in a Heather thread
>>2025482It's so sad she can't trust any female. If I was 15 I'd yell 'I can fix her!' and try to be her friend. Alas, age and experience have taugh me these kind of women are far gone to waste any kind of energy in them. Just avoid and watch from far away.
No. 2025527
>>2025485Maybe, next time when she finds "the one", we should not post about it, save everything, wait for a week or two and then share all the stuff. Her thread is the 5th search result when I google her and if a person isn't stupid, that person would check a potential partner online. Maybe that guy found the screenshots how she talked about AxeRyan and doesn't want to be the next one who learned everything from her in bed. Just an idea so I get my halloween drama. But I'm still hopeful. We will get the HalloweenRyan or the black hair. She will now cry for a week, being the
victim, needing to change, not worthy of love, then go to the gym, delete all dating apps again and then, finally, there will be HalloweenRyan.
>>2025498No one can fix her because she doesn't want to change. Some women might learn that their behaviour is the issue, but if she really is some kind of narcissist, there is nothing anyone could do about it. Even the bpd women I've met weren't so resistent against seeing any problem with their behaviour and didn't seem to enjoy their own suffering as much as she does.
No. 2025570
>>2025527>We will get the HalloweenRyan or the black hair.i'm with you nona. i want this to happen so much. i won't be posting anything and let’s anticipate the next one isn't another schrödinger's dungeonsynthRyan, here's hoping. i felt disappointment on your behalf last year and i've been patiently waiting again for this time around, maybe our combined powers will make both of these potential situations a reality. looking forward to it
>>2025512this would check out, it's really wild how quickly she turns to this.
No. 2025652
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Definitely one night stand. She confirmed in the comments it was someone new.
No. 2025730
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bleak
No. 2025769
>>2025399She's just warming up for Halloween. I think there's still hope for other Halloween-chan and I.
>>2025750But then how would she get the chance to brag about teaching bottom of the barrel racists and future serial killers "everything they know in the bedroom"?
No. 2025883
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bitch it’s 9am
No. 2025926
>>2025883how many times has she said this? she couldn't have known him for that long. heather, come on.
>>2025769>But then how would she get the chance to brag about teaching bottom of the barrel racists and future serial killers "everything they know in the bedroom"?KEK
No. 2025981
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She's taking votes now, Dainty Demon Dungeon Synth Goth incoming!
No. 2025982
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kek, maybe we will have some milk after all and sorry, my computer doesn't show emojis, it's a sun and a black heart.
>>2025570>>2025769I guess we get lucky and with the amount of cleavage she is showing in recent stories and posts, there will also be a Ryan soon.
>>2025979she mirrors the interests and behaviour of other people and I'm sure that is part auf a psychological problem that would need some therapy
No. 2025983
>>2025981love your picture title and that you posted it maybe one second before me
>>2025982to correct myself, I meant of not auf (been a long day)
No. 2026202
>>2025982Holy shit
please I am begging for her to dye it black
>>2026200Iirc, a year or two ago she had an STD scare. Unknown number texted her telling her she should go get tested. Posted on her stories about it of course kek she has no filter for posting embarrassing things
No. 2026248
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Always the same shit with her and the same ugly losers wanting her attention. Why does she bother getting these people’s attention that she just to ignore.
No. 2026273
>>2026266Nitpick, but it's not a corset. It's just a laced up belt, possibly with some boning. It doesn't have any of the structure, or do any of the work, of a corset. Given the current cottagecore trends, many fast fashion brands carry items like this, so target probably does too. And there's always killstar to get into debt over.
Like everything about Heather, it's the cheap, lazy knockoff of something historical and interesting.
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I actually wish she would do this. It's probably the best of her ol' goth days that I've seen, even her makeup is better. But she's just going to get more dishwater blonde highligihts and take 300 pictures of herself flipping her hair around and peering out from behind her plants.
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>>2026293>>2026313It's weird because her face doesn't really look any heavier, but her eyes are absolutely beady now in comparison to before. Also does Heather have stretched lobes? Are saggy lobes why she never wears her hair up?
No. 2026335
>>2026327like nonna
>>2026329 wrote, they must be fake, I googled for her Heather Sparkles stuff
I wasn't around at that time, but damn, every thing she does just looks fake and there are no saggy lobes to be seen. Maybe she had them for a very short time, but if you look at her natural ears, there is enough space for them to be fake and it was very common at that time to have ear studs that looked like plugs. What she did is gaining weight, growing out her eyebrows, forcing to have "bedroom eyes" in every picture, wearing horrible glasses and faking a smile with teeth. And you have to take in consideration the quality of the cameras back then, with all the blur she surely does look better than today.
No. 2026351
>>2026293She looks way better like this actually. It's pretty and cool.
>>2026313>>2026327Her weight doesn't have anything to do with her eyes being bigger. She actually has massive eyes kek but her glasses make them look significantly smaller.
No. 2026362
>>2026314The white moids she's dating are obviously sexually active, though, so comparing them to the general population doesn't make a lot of sense.
Just from her posts we've learned of several Ryans she banged apparently within days of meeting them, if not on the first date. And one she had a pregnancy scare with, which implies she's gone raw at least once. Heather's craziness sometimes distracts from how gross she is.
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>>2026327Also notice how she has copius amounts of black makeup on her eyes, isnt squinting, and isnt wearing glasses in the older picture. And never rule out the use of filters. Even in those times there were filters and editing. But even without editing those big eyes are possible with all the aforementioned changes.
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>>2026392Her glasses are completely distorting the size of her eyes. They obscure the whites of your eyes more as well.
No. 2026417
>>2025960I had to look up dungeon synth and I don't think I could even pretend to like this shit. It's just medieval music played on a synth?? I thought it would at least have some metal I it. This dude must be some dungeons and dragons fag.
>>2026248She's really gripping that owl. In front of a wedding dress… which one was the owl guy again? Lurch?
No. 2026424
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Tinfoil this is him. Sleepy hollow posts same time as her, left each other stupid owl emojis on that post and his ig has cloisters sprinkled in there over various periods(learn to sage)
No. 2026427
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>>2026420Cringe.
Saging because new content but nobody should watch these.
No. 2026429
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>>2026427Yes these are all about her tits and this dress that makes her look like she's trying to seduce her grandson's friends.
No. 2026445
>>2026427I had to pause halfway thorough because I cringed so hard it hurt nonnas. What the fuck. How many "takes" did you think she did of this "script"?
>>2026424Honestly one of her better looking (almost) ryans. Still incredibly mid, but compared to the last few notable ryans, it's no wonder she was so "in love" after just one date.
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>>2026327Realizing heather is millhouse
No. 2026519
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Is this a farmer or perhaps Heather or is it actually dead eyes? I'm laughing so hard at the bad AI on this page and it has no likes or followers but he keeps making
posts.
https://www.facebook.com/share/WLTZuL3oVi5CbZ6L/?mibextid=qi2Omg(sage your shit) No. 2026549
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She was still going as of a few hours ago, mostly reposts of knights embracing maidens and whatever.
No. 2026639
>>2026427I saw these this morning at 5 am and I started my day cringing and laughing. It's also very interesting that she started changing the kind of background music she uses, how many traits from Ryans has she copied by now and is there any "real" Heather left?
>>2026491>>2026494you both are so right, it's the grey eyeshadow smeared over the whole eyelid like a child would do and the missing mascara. If she goes for black hair and doesn't change anything about her eye make-up it will look even more horrible (and I can't wait for it)
No. 2026722
>>2026666Definitely all she does is cry on a daily basis.
>>2026706She knows she’s fucking boring and can hope to attract a guy with her tits.
No. 2026750
>>2026706the tits out is just the usual stuff we see. Every time a Ryan leaves, her tits lose coverage from her clothes one centimetre per day and after 2 weeks we get the pleasure to see all of her tits tucked into ill-fitting clothes. Hope there is a new Ryan soon, there isn't much fabric to lose anymore.
Also, besides her dress being horrible, the lipstick colour and the colour of the dress don't fit at all, but I guess it's the only lipstick she owns.
No. 2026798
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Bullshit, she will be giving it up for the next male who pretends to give a shit about her for half a second as always
No. 2026806
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>>2026549And where did she get that idea from? Literally managed to RyanSteal an interest before the Ryan was even a ProperRyan.
No. 2026807
>>2026427Thanks nona for grabbing these, I was the requesting
nonnie. It is insane to me how not only are they questionable and cringe as fuck, but that she thought they were worth posting. She manages to get, what, like two halves of each sentence on cue. Literally why do yourself so dirty Hag. You do not need to join in this game. And badly at that. Kek.
No. 2026852
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1/3
No. 2026853
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2/3
No. 2026854
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3/3 jfc
No. 2026871
>>2026852>>2026853>>2026854>i'm sexier blonde>black hair will get me a boyfriend no one likes blondes!!>it will pull my look together!so indecisive. two weeks ago it was "i was terrorized for having black hair but i want to go back to the real me!" but at least now she's saying what she really thinks: it's always about the ryanquest
yes heather you shouldn't have to beg for someone to like you… stop teasing us and dye your hair black already. think of all the moids who care this much about your hair color!
seriously though i really hope she stops asking and goes through with it
No. 2026875
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>>2026852Is this sort of style an American thing? I find that american women seem less invested in the beauty,style and details of the piece and more on achieving an hourglass figure or showing off the body shape. It seems like the bigger a woman gets the less creativity there is and the more male gazey the clothes get. As a fatty I have hung out in the plus sized fashion subreddit and most of the outfits are awful and completely focused on showing skin or creating an hourglass figure. The body wearing the outfit seems to be the main focus and there seems to be this crazy fear of 'looking bigger'.
If Heather wants to wear more dresses why not more like this? This dress was beautiful. I'm bigger than heather and I own dresses similar in style to this although I have had to sew some of them myself.
No. 2026878
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Ironic as she can’t deal with a man having interests that aren’t in line with her aesthetic
No. 2026879
>>2026798That's the whole issue though: nobody wants a girl like you.
Actions speak louder than words (though lord knows she can't stop yapping) and her actions clearly say, "beggars can't be choosers."
No. 2026891
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>>2026806Wow you were right, this Ryan is the next Ryan she has her eyes on. Good sleuthing
No. 2026893
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>>2026891Also first pic was a flattering one he actually just looks like a total dweeb
No. 2026900
>>2026875You want her to look like a special needs polygamist kek
>>2026852>>2026853>>2026854Gotta make sure to post the titties out 3 times in a row! This will definitely make a man (who won't pump and dump!) come into her life
No. 2026936
>>2026520>>2026523At some point you cannot make them any thinner and you're just fucked. Getting wire frame type of frames that are in fashion right now might not even be possible for her due to her prescription strength.
However, choosing unflattering frames combined with the worst style of makeup you can wear with glasses are the bigger problem.
No. 2026966
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hag being miserable in the comment section as per usual when stupid men and confused women want to befriend her. None of them fit her Ryan quest criteria.
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No. 2026990
>>2026854Oh Heather, just do it, dye your hair black, it's fast and easy and you will instantly get a boyfriend afterwards, he will fall right through the roof when your hairdresser is finished.
Why does she think that men don't want to date her just because of her hair colour, did last Ryan use that as a break-up reason?
No. 2027092
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Pining for Ryan’s past. Which one was this? Can’t keep track
No. 2027165
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Did rumhamryan kill himself or something? Hard to tell as she’s making it all about her.
No. 2027183
>>2027165so you guys were not close. thats why no one told you. making someone else’s death about all about her.
golden rule of the internet: if someone posts a picture of themself in tears, avoid them like the plague.
No. 2027189
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At least he will leave us a gift.
No. 2027234
>>2027189I hope it gets her a boyfriend and she can scream out her dead moid's name every time he raw dogs her!
CorpseRyan will gain such supernatural satisfaction that she is being rooted by some grunting goblin in his memory!
No. 2027315
>>2027165Genuinely disturbing that a good friend of hers passed away and instead of posting, I dunno, a picture of him, or of a meaningful memory of theirs, she instead opts for a dramatic selfie. I truly would have given her more credit than this. Fuck off, Hag, a person is dead. No one gives a fuck about your oh-so-aesthetic smudged mascara.
Sickening. She is unbelievably shallow, self-centred and heartless.
No. 2027320
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She finally posted some pictures of him and videos but the captions of course only relate to her and what she got out of him. hags only hung out with him 3 times and like how she treats most people who aren’t her Ryan she ignores them in their DMs. She doesn’t give a shit about anyone and using the excuse of being depressed when she was dating that teacher Ryan for a while.
No. 2027323
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>>2027321This should be a lesson to all these people wasting their time thinking they will make any type of meaningful relationship with this person. Unless she gets something out of you whether it’s a free photoshoots from this guy or getting antique furniture into your house, your not important to Hag unless your one of her Ryan’s who she puts more effort into.
No. 2027332
>>2027189i'm losing it… i'm speechless. we may get our black hair halloween milk after all…
seeing the wig on her makes me think it's possible she can pull it off. i think she would need to change her current hairstyle up too, though, like some more long layers or something.
heather go through with your hair transformation please, all the signs are pointing to yes!
>>2026974i know right, kek
>>2027234KEK nona!!
No. 2027385
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>>2027363she commented on that picture and it's so typical that she starts with what she feels and not with how sad she is for his wife(?) and his wife even has the strength to think about her feelings.
>>2027384The only person that would fit with her in a relationship is either an extremely dominant man that won't leave her any freedom or a doormat she could do anything to and change into her perfect Ryan. Honestly, I hope she will never have children and keeps this Ryan chase up until it's too late to reproduce.
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>>2027390Of course she doesn't, despite being narcissistic beyond all reason, Heather completely lacks self-awareness. All she sees is a great opportunity to pretend she's a tragic heroine.
I can just picture her on a windswept moor, with her black hair and her prairie dress fluttering, fogging up her glasses in her Brontë-esque grief…
No. 2027415
>>2027406>I can't lose anyone else I love. If her love is seeing someone 3 times over the years, ignoring their attempts at reaching out, and then making their death all about her RyanQuest, maybe she should keep her love to herself.
The fact that she doesn't recognize how awful this makes her seem is…well, par for the course. She wants to be treated as someone who is actively grieving, but I hope someone calls her out on her shit.
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