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No. 1938223
AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage
Previous Thread
>>1878489IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess. Ryan 19: As yet unnamed, a new entry as of thread creation date, after a dry spell following Ryan 18, 19 is her "soulmate" and, well, scroll down for more.
Last thread recap:
>>1878490 AxeRyan helps her with her car
>>1879424 Still thirstposting
>>1879551 Heather says AxeRyan is kind to her
>>1879602 Heather hilariously covers his face with a sticker
>>1881578 They share a car lunch date
>>1883207 An owl in ode to Ryan's past
>>1884922 Heather posts a couple selfie
>>1885866 Heather claims to have lost 70lb by going vegan and is going to try again
>>1886011 Sad meme posting
>>1886727 Still baiting for Ryans with memes
>>1886836 Baby fever
>>1888436 Some unenthusiastic stories
>>1888475 More sad meme posting
>>1888925 She says
happily ever after is not possible for a girl like me >>1889008 Sad selfie, announces single status
>>1889047 More sad selfies
>>1889052 He had tagged her only yesterday in Facebook images
>>1889538 They get back together again (it has been like a day)
>>1889628 He posts a horrible racist meme, anons and Heather band together in disgust
>>1889877 More sad meme posting
>>1890841 She says she has an addiction to junk food/more foodposting
>>1891194 Foodposting
>>1891232 Heather actually broke up with this dude on his birthday
>>1891545 More sadposting, she swerved this dude so hard kek
>>1891585 Anon reposts some ancient Heather milk, everyone in the screenshots seems like an asshole
>>1892062 Even more sadposting
>>1892091 Heather replies to a mildly critical Youtube comment from a year ago
>>1894361 Disgusting foodposting
>>1897776 Even more sadposting
>>1898918 Spooky wife Ryan callout
>>1900288 "Girls when the guy they like isn't worth it" meme kek
>>1901017 AxeRyan expresses disappointment at being back on the dating scene
>>1902031 "I used to be a babe" it's a photo where she looks identical to every other photo of Heather in existence
>>1902104 Apparently dudes don't like her "anxiety" this claim is never addressed again
>>1903364 Heather either invented a dude or risked her life driving in the mountains at night with a man she met mere hours earlier, anons can decide which
>>1903390 Anon posts receipts that she made up the story
>>1903786 Videos talking about tulpaRyan
>>1904114 Feeling blessed about TulpaRyan
>>1905005 The most flattering selfie Heather has ever posted (actually!)
>>1905506 TulpaRyan only wants to be friends (also he doesn't exist)
>>1908034 Anon transcribes Heather's very bad takes on Eugenia Cooney
>>1909833 Heather loves her new ouija board
>>1911058 Ouija board scares off these dudes apparently
>>1911282 Heather continues to mystify with what she condsiders Goth fashion
>>1914248 Anon transcribes another Heather ramble
>>1917844 Photo of a crib with caption "who wants to have a baby?" Kek
>>1918081 Dating apps are awful
>>1921391 Anon transcribes her stories
>>1923254 Men are scared of ghosties
>>1923719 More stories transcribed by helpful Anon
>>1927115 More sadposting
>>1928639 Finally some milk about AxeRyan, he sounds weird
>>1928971 Heather's roasting of the weird poly replyguy begins
>>1929011 Poly replyguy's fuckshit opinions
>>1929124 Heather's response
>>1929265 Heather once again got a new haircut/dye with a 5% difference, anons squint to try and see the change
>>1929291 Heather posts a very amusing and based rant aimed at the poly replyguy
>>1931403 loveposting about an old Ryan
>>1932734 Ryan 19 appears, her "soulmate"
>>1933052 He's "exactly like me"
>>1933943 They talked for 8 hours and the vibe is unreal
>>1935306 Plot twist he's terrifying
>>1935308 "All along I believed I would find you"
>>1935316 "I would find you in any lifetime" meme
No. 1938227
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Her new Ryan looks one hell of a lot like JF Gariepy.
No. 1938239
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Thank you for the new thread, Nonna ♥
Here some of the pictures I saved of the new Ryan and her unbelievable most played spooky goth songs of the year.
No. 1938439
>>1938397Yeah, I don't get why nonnas are acting like she's out of his league or something. She's dated much uglier deadbeat Ryans, this guy might look a little creepy behind the eyes and older than other Ryans (babyryan & femryan), but so does she?
>>1938416You underestimate how much moids like to feel like "the smart one" in relationships. Maybe he'll enjoy mansplaining simple subjects to her as she twirls her damaged dry hair and teehees at him.
No. 1938492
>>1938483It's worth mentioning that he just changed it specifically to be more similar, the previous pic was the one in nonna's images
>>1938239He is definitely doing the sociopath "I'm just like you" mirroring so he appears to be her "soulmate"
I've spoken to guys like this who will enthusiastically pretend to like the same things you've mentioned you like and act like it's a great coincidence, pretend to have exactly the same upbringing etc. They wait for info from you and then spin a tale around it. I'm sure he is doing the same.
No. 1938496
>>1938416>>1938435OR, he gets to
teach her and that makes him feel valued.
No. 1938498
>>1938496I can see that happening. I can also see Heather taking it as a sign of him establishing dominance and calling his attempts to explain history "
abusive" kek. But she'll already be pregnant by then so it probably won't matter.
No. 1938510
>>1938397I agree with you, Nonna. I don't think he looks nice or charming, but I hope he isn't as creepy as his eyes look like in some pictures. Heather has her flaws (many of them), but compared to other cows I don't wish for her to have a bad ending.
My prognosis is that this relationship will last until the first two weeks of January and then she will be back at her "I'm too weird"-speech.
>>1938492that's one of the things I'm feeling, too. And he is a teacher at a catholic school, if he agrees with their ideas of the world, he probably thinks he is a man that can teach a woman the way to live.
No. 1938514
>>1938392oh, they are so perfectly “random dumb lady who works at Target and loves shopping” and “random boring high school teacher” but they think they’re Heathcliff and Cathy
my poor sides
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He might be perfect for her
No. 1938737
>>1938397My guess is that she’ll split on him like no other previous Ryan. When she realizes he won’t magically fix all of her problems and she can’t blame it on her hobbies being too weird she’ll lose her fucking mind. She needs to be miserable to feel normal and someone actually good for her
at least at first glance is ironically going to destabilize her more.
No. 1938962
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She’s known this dude for two weeks and they live 2 hours way from each other.
No. 1939011
>>1938962Yeah, this won’t last. She thrives on being a
victim, and as soon as she gets bored of being happy, and runs out of past drama to rehash, she’ll create some beef with this guy out of nothing.
Are these two following each other on insta? Because if they are, and he’s seen all her crazy on full display and still wants to dick her, then…he deserves everything he gets.
No. 1939140
>>1939011Just thinking about what nona said in the last thread
>>1901799> I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.> When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.This is kind of a buzzkill, it drains the romance out of it! But I think it's true. If it is then none of them will last, and it's probably even less likely as she's selecting now for sociopathic traits ("love my hobbies and devote yourself entirely to me and my need for intense and immediate intimacy") or doormats, which kinda guarantees a bad outcome.
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>>1939140Her actual issue is most obvious in the Stories she posts immediately after a breakup, she comes across like a gambler, addicted to the highs and lows just like this nonna says. A key component in being a lolcow is zero self reflection. Instead of analysing why she feels a certain way, every single emotion and need is pinned on a Ryan which leaves her free of the responsibility to solve or work on her emotional issues.
(Bonus same as above but posted on Instagram, I like how she omits the fuckboy she got with in January from this narrative kek)
No. 1939634
>>1938690He’s a decent catch for Heather. Educated, stable 9-5 job, not a shut-in autist living in his parents’ basement, also loves spooky knickknacks etc. So what if he isn’t cute? None of the Ryans are, and hot guys with lots of options won’t tolerate Heather’s crazy for more than a night anyway. If he isn’t a sociopath (and that’s a big “if” considering he jumped into a relationship with her in a few days), this is the type of dude a normie PA Swiftie who works at Target would marry. But she’ll either dump him or scare him off, just for the emotional high of doing manic
femcel livestreams crying about dying alone.
No. 1939669
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A public post no doubt for the Ryans she thinks are stalking her.
No. 1939670
>>1939669heather stop BUYING things and SELL what your HAVE, jfc
>my mangag
No. 1939706
>>1939683>storage unitI hold on to hope that one day we'll see those toys for sale, one day
I thought they were gone-gone when she posted her empty unit, but that was before it was revealed that she just moved everything to her mom's house kek
No. 1940021
>>1938737100% agree with you nona, completely. i feel like that's how things will pan out.
it would be nice if this new ryan were to make some sort of change, but i genuinely think she craves highs and lows like
>>1939160 said. her antics scare them off, and if he isn't as deranged as she is, he'll be scared off pretty quickly.
>>1939410kekkk nona i love this so much
No. 1940115
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This dude must be just as insane cause this shit is wild.
No. 1940134
>>1940115Fucking what. Is there something in the water in Gettysburg?! Her friends are as crazy as she is, even if he was joking.
She’s gonna go nuclear when he finally tries to end it with her.
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She's buying stuff for their future house. He must be as bonkers as her to see this and think it's ok. This will be great
No. 1940317
>>1940134It's okay, we already know she'd love to get pregnant. The only thing that would top the BabyRyan pregnancy scare saga is the real thing to make sure TeacherRyan can never escape from her.
>>1940217Perfect cup for taking turns drinking one another's blood.
No. 1940364
>>1940360Samefag that screenshot says 3 days at the top, but the date says
November 1, That date is actually before they even met which was 14 days ago
>>1940155 they added an extra month to their already extremely short "relationship" to make it one month and a week. So weird if she did that intentionally
>>1938239The original date was correct, so it seems like she changed it later.
No. 1940401
>>1940375he’s a ghost hunter, a Civil War reenactor, and he has a private museum
the man is as crazy as a box of frogs
No. 1941534
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That's not why people dislike you. She blames anything except the fact that her personality sucks.
No. 1941608
>>1941534I feel like when she posts this she actually regrets getting divorced somehow, like that is all she really did. The toy community moved on, nobody cares, she literally got one very mild comment on Youtube in a year, even us lolcow bitches all want her to find love and stop doing the Heather cycle. So where's the hate? I think these posts come from her remembering her marriage and, despite that also being a trainwreck, regretting leaving her terrible moid since it has taken so many years of dating every 5/10 moid within 2 hours driving distance to even find this serial killer soulmate dude.
She actually had an easier time while married since the husband was the fallback, that's actually what she's looking for now.
(I am only just realising this after reading like 30 posts like this from her about the "progress" she's made and her imaginary haters)
No. 1942055
>>1941927okay, I didn't know that, wasn't around for the earlier threads. Thank you, for spoon feeding me, but we do agree that in the last few threads people weren't anywhere close in favour of her husband, right? So, she is trying to be the
victim again, she could after all block everyone harassing her on social media, except she finds her "stalkers" here.
No. 1942145
>>1938492Havent been here since last thread, read to catch up and see this medfag projection bullshit.
This is (lastRyan) is a serial killer, just watch … from the last thread. Why are anons so unhinged these days?
No. 1942310
>>1942146Where's the pro adam poster, all I see is people speculating she wants a new husband (which she says herself all the time) and speculating he used to post here in the early threads and is probably still trolling her. I haven't seen anything
sus itt since his troon buddy made a youtube compilation and linked it here ages ago.
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She is so boring these days.
No. 1943307
>>1943238Three weeks ago…? Feels like a lifetime ago already with all these deep and meaningful status posts…
I really want to say that I think it’s going to blow up in a big way when this Ryan finally bows out, but I think it’s more likely that it’ll just fizzle and she’ll just quietly stop mentioning him at some point in the new year and start complaining about dating apps again. Either way, it’s going to be hilarious.
No. 1943359
>>1943199I will say, she hasn't said
quite this exact stuff about any previous Ryan and iirc she didn't change her Facebook profile photo to be her and a ryan before (correct me if I'm wrong) - Did she do this for Lurch? Clockryan got all the I will Love U Forever shit but she stopped that after he blocked her. OnisionRyan got some of the "I was waiting for you" stuff but he was gone after a week or two.
This particular phrasing is new, but based on past events I'm not gonna assume it will last. However I would love to see a chaotic Heather marriage arc for 2024.
No. 1944109
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Romantic night out sifting through piles of trash.
No. 1944753
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>>1944748>>1944743He's even made it his profile picture. I think it would be strange if he hasn't found the threads yet. I google everybody I meet, you'd think he'd be doing a little research by now. But then again, I'd also think it was strange if he did find the threads and stayed with her in spite of the savagely waving red flags.
No. 1944795
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Guess the new guy likes some sort of “nerdy” hobby.
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No. 1946004
>>1945857they are perfect for each other
“we saw you from across the cemetery and really liked your vibe”
No. 1946012
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This caption was calling me, he is so effortlessly creepy kek(fan art)
No. 1947250
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>>1947206Samefag, she has answered the farmer's call and posted this. Looks like someone else's house, if this is TeacherRyan's I think this means he's a keeper (audio is just music so no clues there)
Also is that tree meant to look like that or are they both too retarded to know you are supposed to unfold it?
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>>1947206She has posted nothing on Facebook either. Just weird boomer memes and uranium glass pictures. This was just posted.
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>>1947251Here is some of his house, too. They are definitely getting married.
No. 1947254
>>1947250I know she's just awkward, but her posture and weird posing makes it look like she's being held hostage. Heather, is there someone threatening you behind the camera?? Blink twice!
>>1947252the paper plates KEK
No. 1947259
>>1947254He is really stuck on that hug from behind pose, I bet it's something he did with an ex girlfriend and he got fixated on it because it's every photo.
>>1947251I will give him credit for looking 40% less menacing with the help of a ringlight. (wonder if he is reading kek, Ryan's always find the threads)
>>1947252The paper plates are pretty good supporting evidence for the "too retarded to fold out the tree" theory. Gonna assume it's two roommates or maybe even parents since Lurch lived with his parents and she wasn't offput.
Seems like he's all in, I'm happy she's met a fellow loon who wants to go from 0 to 100 within days of meeting.
No. 1947261
>>1947251This picture looks so "wrong", I can't explain why it, but it just looks like both of them have a plan to kill each other.
>>1947258Was just tipping that. Does he have his parents for a visit or are they feeding Heather's dolls?
No. 1947517
>>1947338DeadEyes!Ryan is good, it is his defining feature after all, maybe we should change his nickname
>>1947438Agreed
>>1947506Yep, male crime stats don't lie
No. 1948013
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They seem perfect for each other. Let the new year bring milk in the plenty. (Honestly though, hope she's found her match and she disappears)
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>>1948013Ok this is actually cute, I hope her and ol' mad-eyes have many happy years together
On her stories they went for a walk in a foggy graveyard on the day after Christmas (didn't save because we've seen similar before)
and looks like he goes antique shopping with her virtually daily, she finally did it kek
No. 1948642
>>1947499Because edgy weirdos and damaged women who self-harm through obsession and self-reinforcement like
>>1947506>>1947517are the new normal here the last couple of years. It used to be policed to avoid this sort of
femcel shit and make it harder for people to defend cows or deflect. See here how Heather, documented through how many threads as a nutcase, is somehow going to be a
victim at any moment. And more broadly, some of the horrorcows we've documented over the years that were definitely a threat to everyone else and also women. Still the cancer spreads.
>>1948157Someone says this about every Ryan. Heather isn't a helpless damsel kek. I remember some unhinged anon getting themselves worked up the last ryan was going to go full domestic abuser. Turned out to be a doormat who bent over backwards trying to please her.
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He covered his dead eyes with 2008 ladies sunglasses.
No. 1948848
>>1948810kek, I hope they work out long term. They are so looks matched and autismo matched it's kind of ridiculous.
>>1948813Have you not seen shane dawson in the past decade or something nonna? He's twice as hefty and pink as ol deadeyes here.
No. 1948982
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These are actually pretty nice pictures of Heather which I assume this dude took, will post the one of him also
No. 1950278
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This feels like one of those pictures where something is off but you can't place it for a second and realize it's a face swap.
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No. 1950560
>>1950501Him wearing sunglasses after we are criticising his eyes constantly kek
>>1950339It does seem she's happy and things are going normally, a plottwist I didn't expect.
>>1950482Hopefully if she moves it isn't a disaster like last time.
No. 1950568
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This is cute, unironically happy for her that she seems to have found her match after all these years
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No. 1950863
>>1950815she’s moving in
42 days after they matched on Facebook Dating
>>>/snow/1932734 No. 1951100
>>1938223I am crossing my fingers praying this Ryan is her ForeveRyan, she looks so happy and they do seem like a match. They're both dumpy little troglodytes but they're a matched set so they somehow make each other look better when they're together? Her eyes lose the crazed sheen when he's around, at least.
But I can't shake the uncomfortable feeling that once he's got her under his thumb, the mask will come off. For your own sake, Heather, if he starts pushing your boundaries with light BDSM or crossdressing, GIRL RUN. I know your instinct will be to light aflame and ask to raise any hoops he tells you to jump thru but numerous nonnas have stated that they get the gut feeling that something about him is JUST NOT RIGHT.
I dunno, maybe I've gone soft in my old age, but Heather has grown on me over the years. She's foolish but harmless and I hope the same can be said for the Ryan she's throwing it all in for.
(tinfoiling) No. 1951212
>>1951133I'm betting the nonas rooting for her are newbs because as someone who's watched her dumpster fire of a life from the beginning, one thing is certain about our Hag: the core of who she is never changes.
Will she break her current lease? It's not cheap to do that. I can't remember when she moved to her apartment or if she ever stated if she signed a yearly lease. What on earth is her backup plan if she has to move out of creeperryans place? Reckon she'll start another GoFundMe at that point? We know the girl doesn't have any savings because of her shopping addiction. Mommy dearest has already permabanned her. Hagitha will always be my #1 comfort cow because I am consistently mindblown over how she lives her life.
No. 1951405
>>1951338She's not harmless. In previous posts it's stated how much of a bully she is. Any community she ends up in is very rude and a bully to the girls. I don't think she deserves the rooting but at the same time if she ends up in another "
abusive" relationship that'll be more milk.
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I thought this was something else for a second
>>1950815>He's my family now, we want to be together forever She's cute but not cute enough to pull off this level of crazy, I always think these people who make grand statements don't actually know anything about the person. What's his grandma's first name? Did he ever have a fight at school? What was his first crush's name? Things you would probably know before saying something like that.
>>1950828Maybe he's trying to avoid them showing up in his friend's feeds? I don't use Facebook but I assume they push liked posts to your followers like every other platform
>>1951100>they're a matched set so they somehow make each other look better when they're together? They do look good together, he kinda balances her out and makes her look more feminine somehow.
>numerous nonnas have stated that they get the gut feeling that something about him is JUST NOT RIGHT. Agree with this too, he may just be the phenotype that is setting off our detectors and not actually doing anything bad? I don't want anything to happen to her but definitely several of us had this reaction to him
No. 1951761
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Here is why she deleted them. So predictable.
No. 1951936
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It’s ironic (and predictable of Heather) to engage in “positive vibes only,” now that she has a boyfriend. She really knows how to rinse and repeat a cycle without learning or growing.
No. 1951978
>>1951761I don’t know, Heather, what would you possibly have done? Deal with it and take care of yourself like a grown woman instead of putting your supposed soulmate and everyone you both come into contact with at risk…? Impossible!
This is a staggering level of selfishness, but I shouldn’t be surprised by anything she does at this point.
No. 1953281
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Okay Heather.
No. 1953406
>>1953385He is being realistic, at least. Who would let a new partner move in so soon? If it doesn't work for this reason, then it was never meant to work, which is the status quo for Heather.
>>1953382Yep, I feel this way, too. She is trying to worm her way in, and if she doesn't get a job or is seen "struggling," she thinks he will cave. Unlike Lurch, he doesn't have Mommy as an excuse to tell him to kick her out.
No. 1953410
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>>1953382Here is more evidence of that.
No. 1953486
>>1953410… and the exhaustive investigation comes to a close after an agonizing "few days looking"!
>>1953377Have we formalized Heather's Law yet? "Anything Heather does is almost always to attract moid attention." Sometimes it's a specific moid. But it's always just about moids.
No. 1953823
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No. 1953924
>>1953823Can't she google a damn thing? I'm not in the US, but I guess you have every legal stuff written online to look it up, right? How hard would it be to just search for the answer?
And I honestly think that her new Ryan will go with all the stuff she is coming up with, he is a teacher at a catholic school and he looks creepy as fuck. He is probably in the age range that he wants children and a stay-at-home mom for his children, maybe it's his idea that she quits her job and moves near him? I know, she is unhinged, but he doesn't seem to be any less unhinged than her.
No. 1953989
>>1953907Would guess roommates because his parents would have real plates for Xmas dinner and chairs that don't look like they were found on the side of a road.
>>1947252Or a random skull in the living room
>>1947251 No. 1953991
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So this explains it, either he still lives with his sister (and until recently his grandma) or recently moved out, probably the latter, hence all the garbage day furniture and paper plates and sad tree.
>>1953907> There is a reason why this dude was single.Seems so lol
No. 1954348
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I don't actually think the bones are creepy, I just can't stand the Hobby Lobby-looking girl calligraphy their names are in. Imagining him writing that himself is kind of funny though.
No. 1954357
>>1954311A 37 year old teacher living alone can likely afford it in a downmarket place like Harrisburg. But who knows, he might have dependents, or recently divorced, or maybe he's the only one working in the house and they're ill or something. Lots of possibilities though none of them really great things if your mental illness has fixated on him being your eternal soulmate and you're pondering #YOLOing at your job to get fired and collect unemployment so you can move closer to him.
It's always her doing these dramatic gestures, not the Ryans, and I wish I could sit her down and force her to think about why.
No. 1954544
>>1954357He is a Catholic school teacher. They barely make more than a full time Target employee.
>>195431137 year old scrote living with his mother is pathetic. Sure, it is hard times, but I'm not giving this one the benefit of the doubt. Most men living with their mothers at this age are having their meals made and laundry done by their mother as well. Considering his hobbies, living situation, and overall demeanor he is probably a Norman Bates type
No. 1954655
>>1954544can confirm, men who live at home don't do their own washing or cooking usually.
I'm
hoping there is some backstory here where he moved back home after a breakup or something and it isn't that he never left his childhood home in 37 years
No. 1954708
>>1954544As pointed out, he's a teacher. Teachers make as much as a store clerk and get respected less.
This is 2024 and there's still people mocking an adult man who lives with their parents? Then I suppose none of you ever complains about the job market, the economy, and the price of rent?
No. 1954745
>>1954544From what I see, he actually attended the school he teaches at.
Anyone see "Election"? Serious Dave vibes here: the guy who becomes a teacher because he never wanted to leave high school.
>>1954708> This is 2024 and there's still people mocking an adult man who lives with their parents?Yes.
Anything else?
No. 1954838
>>1954708I get that the housing market and inflation have things pretty fucked right now, especially post covid. Is it possible he fell on hard times and had to move back home during the pandemic or was living at home to help care for his grandmother before she died, yes. But does that also completely rule out he might be a 37yo man who lives with his mom and may have never moved out in the first place? no. This could be extremely milky if that is the case. Heather has made it clear her end goal is a husband and a baby ASAP and him living with mommy while pushing 40 is a massive hitch in her plans.
It does go on to show how much they are alike though too. Heather was living off her mom for a while there too. They really do have so much in common. kek
No. 1954844
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Meanwhile she’s going thrifting? It’s all over her instagram.
No. 1954866
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>>1954844>I especially don't want to spread this strain>is out spreading "this strain"kek. never change heather.
No. 1955077
>>1951448>>1953823I wonder if she even had Covid. It’s not like it’s hard to find a picture of a positive test, and just five days later she was asking about unemployment. And in the middle of her big job search, just seems a little
sus.
No. 1955193
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And look who spread “the worst Covid she’s ever had”
No. 1955211
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>>1954866>>1955193Rocked her world so much that nothing seems to have changed for her.
No. 1955586
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Girl what
No. 1955601
>>1955593I'm jumping OFF the "people who hate her because she's a spoopy goff" train and ON to the "people who hate her because she has long COVID" bandwagon.
>>1955448She works at target, she's not unemployed. She's trying to become unemployed so she can get paid to orbit around her new Ryan, who lives 2 hours away.
No. 1955737
>>1955583>>1955601Heather is too stupid and attention seeking to scam like she suggested. If she does get fired for this act, and attempts to claim unemployment, her pictures she couldn't help posting, of antiquing during her sick days will be used against her claim. In addition to her posts about possibly getting fired etc as clear proof it was planned. It doesn't matter to delete them now, they're archived.
And if the overworked government employee somehow misses all the reasons to reject her claim, at least one of her HUGE group of haters, will certainly call in tips to the PA Unemployment Fraud Hotline on her behalf.
(don't even think about encouraging cowtipping) No. 1955850
>>1955737This is such a retarded mindset even if you hate Heather (and if you HATE any lolcow you have mental issues and need to log off).
The obviously best outcome is for her to get unemployment so she can move to where her new Ryan lives ASAP so the milk can flow. This is the funniest and the most mentally damaging outcome to Heather bc it speeds up the car crash phase of this relationship
No. 1955904
>>1955737>her haturzAre you lost or new here anon? We don't support cowtipping and we don't identify as "haters" either. That's Heather speak. kek
>>1955850Agreed, I'm not rooting for her, but it would be nice for a longer Ryan cycle this time around because we desperately need fresh milk. The unhinged eight hours a day dating app scrolling got old quick. Axe Ryan wasn't even that milky outside of being ugly and gross, baby Ryan only lasted only a brief moment due to her almost immediantly chasing him off. Here's hoping the deadeyes era will be interesting, looking forward to the live-in "future" MIL making an appearance.
No. 1956239
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Then stop fucking going shopping every day?
No. 1956249
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No one, ever, in anyway, thinks her wanting children makes her a freak. What an insane way to think.
No. 1956358
>>1956249Once again, purposefully misunderstanding why she gets made fun or rightfully criticized. It's not her hobbies, or the fact that she wants kids.
I don't know how someone can continue to be so blind and never want to change, even when her life is obvs miserable due to mental issues and a terrifying personality disorder she refuses to acknowledge.
No. 1957543
>>1956249I think the feeling like a freak comment is about her being such a spooky goth and not the kids thing.
So I guess he agreed to have kids together already? I guess if you know you know, good luck Heather
No. 1957550
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He got her a cute cake…
No. 1957551
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>>1957550I thought this was an old clip, it's a long time since she dressed like this
No. 1957552
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>>1957551She looks very happy, we may finally see the end of the Ryan cycle.
No. 1957580
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No. 1957615
>>1957551It's a long time since
anyone has dressed like this. Fucking 2014 ass fit.
No. 1957702
>>1957552I think the opposite. She'd convinced herself that all of her mental health issues can be fixed by quenching her man hunger and bagging a moid. This has never worked, not just for her (20+ Ryans suggest as much) but for anyone.
>>1957580Nobody gives her a "hard time for getting away from him," she has repeatedly admitted she has no IRL friends and (other than us) the people who follow her now don't seem to have been doing so for very long. In the last week she's claimed that everyone views her as a "freak" and condemns her for divorcing her ex. These opinions and the people who harbor them do not exist. Having a moid who doesn't bang her and leave her during her next BPD meltdown hasn't and can't fix this.
No. 1957741
>>1957588I was thinking that too. Her sister is 13 years younger than her? That can't be the one. So she has
multiple sisters? Very surprised.
No. 1957919
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Engagement ring?
No. 1958120
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>>1958119Sorry, forgot pic
No. 1958370
>>1958344Could be other reasons
> 37> lives at home> makes $35k a year> spends spare time collecting junk for a museum that doesn't existCould be a lot of reasons!
No. 1958417
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I don't think it's an engagement ring. I think it's more like this one. It looks like there is a bone in the center of her ring.
No. 1958924
>>1957919I am thinking it's a promise ring, she'd definitely announce an engagement if there was one
>>1958417This would go with the bone collecting theme of their shared shrine, so I agree with this guess too
No. 1959017
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>>1958936The only thing going on in that tit window is cheap lace.
No. 1960679
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Is the reason that they repeatedly take this exact same pose/picture because she's the one initiating all the selfies or are they both complete autists.
No. 1960680
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>>1960679Samefag but he already look kind of unhappy with her, like he's just tolerating this.
No. 1961284
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No. 1961390
File: 1706757059390.mp4 (3.66 MB, 720x1280, 02837262.mp4)
The dolls are back
No. 1961392
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Samefag
No. 1961442
>>1961441Love that phrase. Looks like he's teasing the thin. Here's what it naturally is.
>>1947251>>1957919Wait is she editing his hairline or him?
No. 1961452
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Asking for job and unemployment advice. Meanwhile she's hoarding/buying collectibles. Imagine spending $90 on something you haven't touched in 6 years and pulled out of a box yesterday
No. 1961563
>>1961442Kek, she's totally using a fill tool to cover up any thinness near the front, but she's so heavy handed it just looks like an extremely cheap lacefront now. Ngl I thought he was one of the "better" looking ryans lately (not cute by any means just not an affront to the eyes like many), but now that I'm looking it's also pretty obvious she's smoothing out a lot of wrinkles. Just look at his forehead in some pics.
>>1961452She must feel like ol deadeyes is her next Adam. She's already regressing, trying to go back to being unemployed, playing with her old dolls or shopping all day, and making "content" again. She must feel secure.
No. 1963605
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>>1961452She bought the white one. I feel like the harness is from a completely different outfit. I hate it. Sage for doll dress nitpick. Also, shes throwing money out like shes not trying to move asap. $91 on a doll, must be nice
No. 1963608
>>1963605>91 dollars on a dollThat's for the outfit nona, the dolls are like $400+ which is worse kek
Also I own that volks harness and it barely fits the dolls it's supposed to fit so surprisingly not on Heather this time
No. 1963620
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>>1963608I meant $91
for a doll, as in their outfit. And based on this ad by volks, idk why you bought it either. That might be on both of you lol
(doll derailing) No. 1964593
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No. 1964726
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Just a meme repost by Heather but the caption is interesting…
No. 1964728
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>>1964726Bonus photo of them looking very happy
No. 1965325
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Tinfoil that something is not quite how Heather envisioned it as the selfies (new and old) are slowly beginning to creep back in. She usually seems to do this for male attention and to show whatever RyanPartner she has at the time that she is so unique and desirable. Maybe the engagement is taking too long kek
No. 1965509
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>>1964728What does she have against his forehead lol
No. 1966004
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I wonder if she got him anything or if she just expects gifts for herself. I don't recall her ever being very giving.
No. 1966386
>>1966006I absolutely howled
Nonnie.
Since she's been so quiet and not posting cringe hand holding pics with tswift songs maybe she's actually feeling happiness and contentment with DeadEyes? What do we think fam?
No. 1968020
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She's so obsessed with herself kek. Also I call bullshit.
No. 1968070
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This is so embarrassing.
No. 1968550
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Does that say $98?? I know this isn't a cheap hobby but I thought she was looking at unemployment?
No. 1968781
>>1968580The one doll she got recently itself goes for 150000 Japanese yen (1000 dollars) before shipping to the US, it's unlikely she got it for cheaper within the US.
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1194589967&reco=2&lang=en I think she owned the other dolls already… but holy crap if that's the "cheap" furniture she might as well have splurged on the more expensive stuff, because it's kind of ugly.
(this is an image board. post caps) No. 1969195
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Yes keep buying more shit Heather. What about all her fucking money problems? What is seriously wrong with her kek I think she's banking on moving in with BlurryForeheadRyan so she doesn't care about her rent any more.
No. 1970076
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No. 1970500
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Trouble in delusional dream land?
No. 1970803
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I don't understand why she's doing this. Obviously they're not actually married, so is she just practicing saying "husband" to feel it out? Does she want people to think she's now married? Is it all some huge sad desperate attempt to make past Ryans jealous hoping they'll see it and want her back?
No. 1971004
>>1970803she thinks she's being ~cute & quirky~ but I really hope she's not selfish and braindead enough to actually be doing this
and if she is, I seriously hope he's telling her off
No. 1971142
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Lil Peep? Is she brain dead? I thought she didn’t give shit about films and anything pop culture.
No. 1973081
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Don't let her silence convince you that she is not still riddled with deep, intense traumas. What is a long-suffering blonde goth to do?? So controversial. They aren't ripping on you for having blonde hair, Heather, they're laughing at you because you aren't a goth.
No. 1973875
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She is really trying to bait us with this husband thing but she is too boring for us to care. I think she misses the attention she gets from the "haters"
No. 1973977
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She wants to get "creative" with her hair but basically asks the internet if she should (and uses a handful pictures from a Google "black and blonde goth hair" search). She can't wait for creative possibilities with her dolls, but… what are the possibilities? She's just spending a bunch of money on shit and not DOING anything again. The dolls aren't going to do it themselves, maybe stop spending hundreds of dollars on doll clothes and create an actual plan?
No. 1974749
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>>1974194She’s on the road to Tradwife is what. With her faux husband.
No. 1974753
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>>1974749While still finding time to
>f the haters No. 1977494
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I can't wait for this. Please let it be paintings of DeadEyes.
No. 1977498
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Samefag but side note what does Heather have against foreheads? Even in this completely unflattering trans hunter picture that should never have been shared to begin with she still has to blur her forehead into sludge.
No. 1980358
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not really milk, but the cycle starts again, everyone is after her, doesn't want her to be happy, but DeadEyesRyan is incredible and everyone wants to prohibit her relationship with him
No. 1982106
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Oh good she's back to blowing money on Killstar. She really has come full circle.
No. 1982475
>>1982106Dissapointed but not surprised. If she were anyone but Heather I would ask if she didn't have enough killstar already. But this bitch defines herself entirely by shopping. She goes on and on about her spoopy hobbies that make her so unique and that she's so passionate about. But the only way she can concieve of to construct a personality for herself is through her purchases. It's the one true passion she has.
The great tragedy of Heather's life is that you can't buy Ryans on layaway.
No. 1982805
>>1982106Hope it does fit her, it’ll look amazing on her fridge body
I wonder what her employment status is? She’s spending a lot of money on dolls and whatever, but didn’t she quit her job to move in with DeadEyes? Did she ever post about getting another job, or is all this bought with unemployment money?
No. 1983090
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>>1982515Maybe to the (plant) nursery. She's sperging about houseplants today.
>>1982805The few shots make it hard to tell where she is but it looks like her apt rather than the old lady house with mom that TeacheRyan lives in. I find it hard to believe she could pack anything in boxes without having repeated nervous breakdowns about her days of making "content" on insta and the journey to become the healthy heather that she is today.
No. 1984418
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>as a historian
No. 1986716
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No. 1986717
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Not sure what she paid for this, but Thai constellations are expensive.
No. 1987054
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No. 1987214
>>1987054She's proud of…setting up a display according to a planogram she was handed by corporate?
She didn't design this. Someone in a target regional office making 3x her salary did. She literally just put stuff where she was told to put it. What's there to be proud of?
Seems like she's decided to quit her job and become a housewife, which is clearly what she's always wanted anyway.
No. 1988081
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So she’s quitting her job and moving. I am assuming with Teacher Ryan.
No. 1988359
>>1988081there it is, moving saga
question is: is it in teacherryan's home or are they somehow getting a place together? with a teacher's salary and heather's spending habits, this is going to be nasty
cue all the store and selling talk that will end in just talk because she doesn't follow through on shit
No. 1988468
>>1988359Let's be real. She's moving in with him and his mother. She would be excitedly talking about apartment hunting with her "husband" if that were the case. It's also the only way she can realistically quit her job and still have a place to live, likely rent free. Also he isn't just making a teacher's salary, it's a CATHOLIC school teacher which means he is making even less than a public school teacher. He likely makes as much as a full time Target employee, and less than a manager.
Deadeyes' mom is also an antique dealer so I wouldn't be surprised if Heather feels justified in her ott hoarding/spending now since mommy does it.
No. 1988837
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Still buying plants even though she's apparently moving and quit her job?!?!?! Make it make sense!