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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 11:43:18 PM No. 168783

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>I looked kinda sexy
>looks like this
The delusion

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 01:05:34 AM No. 168784

>>168783
That beige colour really washes her out

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 01:37:04 AM No. 168785

>>168783
i showed my bf this and he said "did she eat some bad clams?"

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 02:30:27 PM No. 168786

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Thinking she'd be famous

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 02:30:56 PM No. 168787

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Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 06:52:40 PM No. 168789

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Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 07:12:13 PM No. 168790

>>168787
what causes lazy people to feel so entitled and special

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 07:47:59 PM No. 168791

>>168790
Narcissism

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 06:48:02 PM No. 168798

>>168789
well, she has something in common with kim kardashian: lack of talent.

>>168790
she has been spoiled by her parents.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 03:49:09 PM No. 168813

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Thinking that anyone would ever see Jessica Simpson in her

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 11:56:11 PM No. 168822

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Thinking people would mistake her for a minor

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 11:56:52 PM No. 168823

>>168822
Samefag, also calling herself a "small girl" despite being 5'7 and chunky

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:00:10 PM No. 168827

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>>168822
True, she looks like picrel and is trying to pass herself off as a teenager. She needed to move on from this when she blew up in her size during her early 20s.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 04:58:51 AM No. 168833

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Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:49:23 PM No. 168834

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Convincing herself she is "smol"

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 07:48:40 PM No. 168906

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Thinking her shitty pigtails make her look like a young Britney Spears

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 04:46:31 AM No. 168909

>>168906
Was her apartment trashed during this era or just super tiny (both?)? I vaguely remember all of her porn being shot in front of this one wall. Including dildo riding??

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 05:02:15 AM No. 168911

>>168787
She is so acutely describing the exact same feeling that every teenaged stoner has. The desire to ~be something~ combined with the unwillingness to actually DO anything besides sit around and wait for it to come to you. Most potheads eventually realize that nothing in your life changes unless you make those changes. I feel like Shayna still hasn't figured that out yet. She just decided to give up on dreaming big instead.

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 01:36:09 AM No. 168934

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They did not say that

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 04:31:03 AM No. 168935

>>168906
im gonna keep it real she looks really cute here. shes not super skinny like when she was blonde, shes not fat, the brown hair makes her look sweet. She should have kept this up.
and im one of those nonas that never found her attractive, skinny or not. but damn she had a shaychance.

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 05:02:44 PM No. 168944

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 07:44:24 PM No. 168972

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Thinking her claw crab is "extremely tight and tiny" or that fupa's Vienna sausage was huge

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 10:11:27 PM No. 168974

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Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 10:13:38 PM No. 168975

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Thinking she’s not a failure

Anonymous 07/19/24 (Fri) 06:53:23 PM No. 168990

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That she can coordinate

Anonymous 07/19/24 (Fri) 07:24:32 PM No. 168994

>>168990
Love how she didn't even try to make the anon sound like it was written by a different person

Anonymous 07/21/24 (Sun) 03:39:28 AM No. 169010

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Thinking she'd become fit again in a matter of months (look how that went)(spoiler)

Anonymous 07/23/24 (Tue) 11:41:52 AM No. 169024

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Anonymous 07/23/24 (Tue) 08:42:33 PM No. 169031

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Thinking she'll be rich one day

Anonymous 07/23/24 (Tue) 09:34:31 PM No. 169032

>>169031
More like for less than 10,000 calories a day.

Anonymous 07/24/24 (Wed) 06:27:28 AM No. 169033

>>169024
the only man she has enchanted in the past 3 years is ellen

Anonymous 07/24/24 (Wed) 09:41:10 AM No. 169035

>>169024
Thought she was talking about her nose before I read further

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:32:08 AM No. 169049

>>169031
It’s incredible that she tweeted this, unaware of how sinfully ugly her profile picture from her no-makeup, ham colored, birthday photoshoot was. I cannot comprehend the shaylusion from that era.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 06:59:37 PM No. 169167

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