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No. 160588
>>160583I get that take, but I think a lot of sexual acts are done because they're inherently degrading. Examples of things I bet rage-cage anti-ass nona would be fine with:
-Name calling (Dirty little slut, Hot whore, Sexy Bitch, Dirty little cunt)
-Choking
-Spanking
-Forced to look mirror at self
-Photographing or video-ing the sexual act
-Blowjobs in general
-Dressing up
-DDLG
-Dom/Sub Play
-Being Tied Up
-Spitting
So now any sex act where a woman isn't getting direct physical pleasure from it is suddenly rage inducingly awful? Sex isn't just about feeling good, it's also about making someone feel good.
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Anons who are grossed out by eating ass. Don't worry, you can still be a good caring partner by using a dental dam to eat his or her ass.
No. 160599
>>160583That ir he's bi/gay/coomer
>baby just go a little lower lick my Gooch>just lick my ass baby, its not even that weird anymore, lick lower>It's just a finger you know I clean and shave baby>I don't think this dildo is that big it'll fit, just because I like to be pegged doesn't mean I like actual penises>ha ha I look kinda hot in your panties right? Ha ha so funny>hey baby, I was on Amazon and I brought you a six pack of things, maybe o can wear some tonight ha ha…oh and stocking ha ha>I don't think it's gay if we have a threesome with a man/Trans. It's just kinky sex babe>baby I think I'm a woman/not a manAnd/or
>I'm bisexual>I'm gay>I'm a lesbianEither way you shitty tongue weirdos make my ass hurt
No. 160600
>>160599you're telling on your self
nonnie.
No. 160606
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>>160603You're right, it's proven pedophiles go for "legal outlets", like with prostitutes or with ageplay. It's a genuine paraphilia, called Autopedophilia. I'm beginning to think there are troons or women who hate themselves in this thread. I have a boyfriend, but I could not imagine trying to seem "younger", but that's probably because I'm 19.
It was proven that child molesters specifically seek out these legal outlets, lol..
https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Digitization/149252NCJRS.pdf No. 160610
>>160606I'd also like to add this: most men do not do degrading acts for women, there's a difference due to the fact that men are above women in the hierarchy. Nonnas on here believe it is degrading because most men do like to enforce sex onto women, or expect it. There is no reason a woman should
have to do a sex act just to please her partner. No matter what exceptions you bring up, there's a reason why statistics have proven men cheat on women more (due to lust, while women cheat out of emotional needs not being met).
I have a boyfriend, I have been with him for 4-5 years. We are each other's firsts, and if he expected sex out of me in order to like being in a relationship with me, I would say that he doesn't genuinely love me. I am not saying you cannot do it, but I am simply just trying to explain the reasoning as to why some nonnas do believe that it's degrading, because some of you posters seem to be implying that it has to be done. Do what you want, as long as it's behind closed doors, that's my motto. However, if you are going to post it on a public site, you are going to get backlash.
No. 160614
>>160610>Do what you want, as long as it's behind closed doors, that's my motto. However, if you are going to post it on a public site, you are going to get backlash.The issue happening is the opposite side feels exactly the same about people being overtly sensitive about what consenting adults do. If you post on lolcow, and especially in a Shayna thread, and are that shocked that people partake is a very common sexual act you will also get backlash. The anti-ass people in the main thread are calling women less than, that they need to kill themselves, and that they are “ruining mens expectations of women” because they eat their man’s ass. Its truly not that deep people and they anyone deserves to be mocked and laughed at when they go to that extreme over something common as hell and has been happening since the dawn of time. Sex in general is a disgusting act. Fluids are mixed, smells occur, noises happen, you get all sweaty and gross. Being a human being is disgusting in nature. Sorry if I’m not swayed by the extremists who are clearly just sex repulsed in general and just hate men in general.
As a side, a guy eating a chick’s pussy or ass out is definitely something that would be equally as “humiliating” to do as a girl sucking cock or eating ass. Thats kind of the point? That two people are willing to do something that doesnt give them physical pleasure because emotionally it gives them pleasure to be in control of making someone you love feel good. I dont think any nona has implied that they are in a situation or support a situation where the guy is forcing it onto them; no one has supported a situation where a girl doesnt want to do something but has to just to ‘please her man’; and no one has supported a situation where you’d eat the ass a moid who wouldnt return the favour.
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Also I hope you guys use rubbing alcohol on your tongue after you lick his ass
No. 160660
>>160656because nonas don’t take showers and don’t do laundry, they’re a bunch of autistic bitches with zero normal interaction that will never get the real world where people wash their asses, take showers and do laundry.
and eat ass.
No. 160665
>>160644this is bait but come the fuck on. get a $30 bidet.
i have never seen a dude with skidmarks in his underwear (and the dudes that i've been with who worked manual labor jobs were the absolute cleanest before and after work). where the hell do you live with this level of man?
No. 160678
>>160672You’re posting in a thread specifically about debating eating ass. My all knowing m’lady, please let us know where you find it acceptable to talk about eating ass semantics? Oh whats that, an online forum for discussing taboo topics where you can post anonymously without fear or repercussions isnt it?
Seriously, some nonas have no idea theyre on the female version of /b/. Go to reddit if a thread about eating ass makes you S.O. E.M.B.A.R.R.A.S.S.E.D
No. 160679
>>160665My husband does shower when he gets home from work and has good personal hygiene. The issue is as I explained it. He's an engineer so he has to use portable toilets on construction sites as well as dealing with gross road side and gas station toilets. It's not like he lays in bed next to me stinking of shit.
>>160666I'm not the ass eater. I may do my husband's laundry but I will never tongue his anus.
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BOO!
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>>160672imagine typing out this “hot take” about how embarrassed you are over people discussing a sex act you dont like on a hidden subforum with this fucking photo in the background. how is bullying real? just close your eyes nigga.
No. 160701
>>160692off topic but i fucking hate the “comedian fart pic” anon so much. im just gonna accept the theory theyre a scat fetish moid so i can hate them even more. the fact we humored them with their own wank thread for shayna scat is exactly why I was against keeping /shay/.
CLOSE /SHAY/ NOW BEFORE WE CAN EAT ANY MORE ASS.
No. 160704
>>160703dont muslims just clean their assholes with a disposable water bottle? in terms of a moid keeping his ass clean its one of those “if he wanted to, he would”.
Remember when there was a tiktok/twitter trend of grown men discovering their friends never washed their ass and just let water run down the crack? I bet the ass eaters dont wanna remember.
No. 160708
>>160692omg ass eaters got a secret agenda u guiseeee
>>160695and what about this
nonnie >>160651 kek is she a lesbian?
No. 160742
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I fucking hate those retarded pickmes who will do the most disgusting and humiliating shit to please their scrotes. You are not the yass kween sexually liberated free girlies and the fact that you call women with self-respect prudes and femcels really shows that you know it and are secretly ashamed of being such doormats.
The nonni who eats her husband's hairy asshole and every nona who defends her, all of you are literally the woman from this story and your scrotes are literally like this moid.
I just don't understand why straight women don't want a better life for themselves, why they have so little self-respect. You are shit eaters and your partner doesn't respect you, nothing can change that.
No. 160754
>>160752>>160748I think even pickme e-whores don't have "desires" to do nasty scat things, they just know bottom-of-the-barrel scrotes have a thing for self-hating women doing gross humiliating shit, so they do it for moid approval. But keke, the way they try to normalize licking shitty hairy moid ass is retarded. Okay, I will be a lonely blue sock radfem with 40 cats, but at least I will have dignity, unlike those braindead pickmes.
>>160749>>160752 The way you retards trying to prove to everyone that eating shit is normal and you have to do this if you don't want to die alone is pathetic. Keep eating shit bitch, you deserve to be a doormat. No sane woman will lick a man's ass.
No. 160756
>>160754I never said men like that dont exist, cunt. I said this specific red pill fan-fic reddit screenshot is fake a shit and never happened. You do realize people can post literally anything unvetted and men are insane and will post fantasy on there because they’re lonely virgins?
Yes men like that exist, but you’re desperately reaching as no one has said they’d ever come close to a moid like that or on a one night stand. Funny how sexist some of you get when its not the exact type of freedom you want for women. Women can literally do whatever the fuck we want and even if that post was real it literally changes nothing about any of the examples of acceptable ass eating that has been discussed. But keep pulling strawman arguments because how other women having sex upsets you so.
No. 160759
>>160581no, it's fucking gross
even if by some miracle the ass is "clean", how do you guarantee someone isn't going to do a surprise fart in your face?
and don't tell me there are warnings before it happens. If some moid is enjoying you licking his shitter, he's not going to stop for your sake if he gets the urge to fart.
And it happens too. Back when I was in school there was a clip going around of some woman licking a guys ass, he "accidentally" farts in her face and she calls him a fucking asshole while he runs off laughing.
No. 160761
>>160714Won't
someone think of the poor moids who only want their dick sucked and won't go down on women because 'it's nasty?!
>>160720The retard here calling a woman a 'mustycunt.'
>>160724 No. 160770
>>160761Could you expand more on your thoughts? Trying to understand but I’m not seeing how the user calling someone a mustycunt = shaming women for not performing certain sex acts? It looks they just got name-called for making an outlandish blanket statement like “most men dont eat pussy” that multiple nonas called out as a bad take.
The only nonnies I see attacking other women and shaming people for performing sex acts are the anti-ass extremists who are frequently telling women they don’t deserve to live, that their men will leave them over it and they are basically the scum of the earth because they engage in a well known and common sex act that’s been happening ever since people started having sex. Animals sniff eachother’s ass all the time, its literally a primal thing, so to say ass eating is some new thing only introduced by porn is just ridiculous. Hate to break it to you, but our elders were just as freaky as we are today.
No. 160771
>>160769>see woman doesn’t do sex act for personal reasonsAwe, did you get tired of telling women they should kill themselves because they eat ass and decide to play
victim instead?
No. 160776
>>160770>Hate to break it to you, but our elders were just as freaky as we are today.Facts! Check out this song a black female artist wrote in 1924:
Shave Em Dry
By: Lucille Bogan
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got something between my legs'll make a dead man cum
Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before, baby
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more
Oh, great God daddy, grind me, honey, and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy, you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em cum
Oh, daddy, shave me dry
And I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you cry
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me, daddy, 'til the bell do ring
Oh, daddy, want you to shave 'em dry
Oh, great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby, won't you try?
Now if fucking was the thing that would take me to Heaven
I'd be fucking in the studio 'til the clock strike 11
Oh daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry
I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your god-damn ass-hole stands open like a church door
And the crabs walks in like people, haw, shit!
Shucks, ooh!
Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
A big sow gets fat from eating corn
And a pig gets fat from sucking
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from fucking
Eh, shave 'em dry (with pleasure)
My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my fucking is made for working men's two dollars
Great God 'round to kiss my ass
Whoa, woo, daddy, shave 'em dry
No. 160779
>>160758How on lolcow, of all sites, do I have to witness a parade of retarded handmaidens with no self-respect? I would understand a giga woke tif from Reddit doing disgusting shit to please moids because she is desperate for validation, but here?
It definitely must be the e-whores from Shayna thread. Sane women just don't do something this degrading, they just don't.
No. 160792
>>160783It feels like nothing, I've had it done and got nothing from it.
You are probably a troon.
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Here’s my take on both sides of the argument
No. 160821
>>160814wow you are so smart and above everyone
On the topic: some women will eat shit for male attention. If you think it's weird you're a prude and should get over yourself, eating scrote shit is so liberating and only crazy radfems don't do it (but they secretly want to, obviously).
No. 160829
>>160825Maybe our b holes just genuinely aren’t sensitive enough kek. I’m still not trying to be rude I just find this whole thing hilarious. Perhaps it’s like nipples tho and some women’s are more sensitive than others? Mine are mega sensitive but my wife’s are not as much. Also to this
>>160827 anon I do know the prostate is deeper in a man’s body can’t speak for the other nonna lmao.
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>>160855
This is actually inaccurate. Not saying everyone will feel the same thing, but both women and men have the pudendal nerve which basically “pleasure receptors” in that whole genital region. So if is scientifically possible for women and men to derive real sexual stimulation from ass eating.
No. 160861
>>160828>>160827I don't know and I don't care. All I'm saying is there's absolutely nothing pleasurable about getting your ass ate as a woman. Truly don't give enough of a shit about male anatomy to know where exactly the prostate is outside of, somewhere in his ass.
>>160854Sounds like you fuck closet bisexuals to me. And they definitely also enjoy the degradation part. No one that truly loves and respects you will tell you to lick his shit hole. Hope you don't catch a house in Virginia running with men who like booty play. We all know male sexuality is a meme and once they're okay with a woman playing in his ass, he's going to be open to a man doing it too
No. 160864
>>160861> All I'm saying is there's absolutely nothing pleasurable about getting your ass ate as a womanSee this post
>>160858 there are nerve endings in the ass that make is pleasurable for some women same as how some women have sensitive nipples and some dont.
No. 160870
>>160862Yeah I'm black. Ain't nothing straight about a man into booty play. the only man who ever asked me about it set off my gaydar pretty hard. The average black guy is so afraid of being labeled gay some of them get pissy if you do so much as smack his ass, so you have to understand where I'm coming from.
>>160866Why would a straight man want you to play in
his ass when there's a perfectly good vagina right there? Sure it "feels good" but so does getting your dick sucked. A man that wants you to eat his ass, a man that wants you to peg him.. that's not a hetrosexual. Stay blessed and enjoy your booty eating I guess. I'll just settle for making scrotes eat my pussy since it will actually feel good for me
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>>160722I still don’t feel bad. I avoid giving head
No. 160883
>>160764A)you’re a whore
B)shut up
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>>160870thats actually a really sad state of affairs for black men, i hope things like this become more acceptable in the future for your community with the help of pioneers like lil nas x challenging these outdated and traditional views.
No. 160896
>>160872Like I said, straight men don't want you to play with their asses. That's a queer thing. More power to you if you're okay with bisexual men, but I personally don't trust them to be sexually responsible enough to not bring me back home an STD. Not because they're into men, but because they are men and make sexuality is depraved without limits.
>>160884Tbh, they should suffer more. They deserve the worst. I think they should be free to express themselves and their sexuality more but I want
toxic masculinity to burn them out.
I love lil Naz he's so free.>>160877There's nothing wrong with gay sex. The issue is trusting a Y chromozoid to practice safe sex and not bring you back an incurable STD. Lesbians have the lowest rates, gay men have the highest. It's self preservation to not take bisexual men seriously UNLESS he can prove he's not a giant whore who gobbles up every dick he sees. Spoiler, 8/10 times you cannot.
No. 160916
>>160906He's probably told his buddies you regularly eat his ass sis. Men can't resist locker room gossip. Ass eating isn't just taboo, it's fuckin nasty and unsanitary even in the best conditions. I've done quite a few sexually depraved things myself out of my own personal degeneracy and eating ass is the only one I actually regret.
>>160908No one woman who truly respects herself is going to eat male ass. Sorry not sorry. That's literally where shit comes out of.
You may not think he's getting off from degrading you, but he is.
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Uhh ladies.. is it just me or is this thread seriously the third search result on google for “eating ass debate”. I checked google incognito.
No. 160941
>>160937It wasn’t clipped but if you don’t believe me just ask her during her next cam show, or I will. She’ll give the same answer.
>>160934KEK
No. 160950
>>160947I mean if you're sucking dick without the dude showering beforehand sure, but usually people bathe before sex acts, so all the shit particles on his dick would have been washed off. The ones in his asshole where the shit comes from, not so much.
>>160946I said it
can be, not that it is.
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I wish these ~sexually liberated~ retards would fuck right off to Reddit where they belong. You’re grotesque and I imagine your husband to look like picrel
No. 160962
>>160951He’s 29, body count in the 30’s and is the vocalist in a hardcore band. Tall and skinny, could probably gain some muscle but I’m not really into that. I wouldn’t blog-post like this but some of you are so curious about my husband. He’s very attractive. We didn’t do any butt stuff until after we were married and comfortable enough with each other to explore like that. I’m going to assume you’ll say this is made up because you can’t imagine a happy couple though.
(Ps your dad looks like the picture you posted and you’re projecting).
(Ps we both make fun of redditors and twitter users)
No. 160970
>>160967“If you have to eat ass to get laid”
Every single instance of an anon saying she eats ass has been in the confines of a relationship. Newsflash, unless you’re disfigured, it’s extremely easy to get laid as a woman.
No. 160984
>>160965I'm not misrepresenting shit, you're extremists and you're ruining the board. Imagine going to the point where you tell women to kill themselves and mock them and try and shame them into thinking the same things as you just because someone likes a sex act you don't. It sums up the way the whole site has gone, nobody is telling you to eat ass or kill yourself, but you literally just can't stand people on the same website thinking something else and you try to bully them into thinking the same as you, just accept you were brainwashed by an extremist movement and go to ovarit or something.
Ass eaters are like hehe i eat ass
while you weirdos tell them they're being a toilet, and should kill themselves, and that men see them as holes or whatever
No. 160991
>>160964EXACTLY. Thank you for articulating this so well. And now that you called them out they’ll temporarily do the straw man arguments and
victim play
>>160965 Oh the travesty of women having the freedom to partake in any sexual activity they desire on their own accord.
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>>160984Imagine calling someone an extremist for asking you to self-reflect on why you allow men to sexually humiliate you.
No. 160997
>>160993By talking about how much you love licking your scrotes nasty ass you're forcing us to visualize that nasty shit.
>>160984Kys
>>160986Attractive people don't brag about eating a used up slut scrotes asshole.
No. 160999
>>160984See the thing about these people is their entire lives, men have only seen
them as holes, and they project that onto every other woman and man as if that’s a universal experience.
No. 161009
>>160997Not a single person is “bragging” weirdo. Simply stating an act you do is not bragging.
Attractive people don’t brag about being selfish in bed.
No. 161012
>>161005Like, because we can see how ass eating is part of a degradation fetish like eating shit and getting pissed on,
we're the ones who have only been seen as holes by men? Or are we the ones who realize a lot of men only view women as their three holes. The jokes right themselves.
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>>161014I think it's more that they're willing to temper their behavior for attractive women, so they act more overtly like pigs towards ugly women
No. 161017
>>161012Nta but most mentally stable men don't see their wives as holes, though a man who gets off to humiliating his wife by pissing on his wife or making her eat his ass probably unfortunately does.
Anon only had 4 boyfriends while her husband fucked 30+ people, that alone explains why he has an easier time tricking anon into doing sexual stuff most women who had sexual experience than her wouldn't be willing to do.
No. 161018
>>161000No, I'd rather scream here. It's fun and I'm bored. Don't you have some booty cheeks to lick?
>>161009So now you think it's selfish for a woman to respect herself and have hard limits? Interesting logic Pickme chan. And yeah, you're bragging. You're the one who won't shut up about how she eats her husband's ass and you shitted up at least two shanya threads with it because you're such an attention whore. Please, humble yourself
No. 161028
>>161016This is the first time
I've said anything about being viewed as a hole. The pro ass eaters brought it up in the first place.
>>161017Yeah exactly. I don't think all men view us as sex slaves and breeding mares, but one that asks you to eat his ass definitely doesn't respect and cherish you. You'd be stupid to think otherwise. We're all old enough to understand the Madonna/whore complex they have. That's why they won't ask their wives for certain things, but will seek out a prostitute to do it. Ass eating is one of those things.
No. 161030
>>161018I barely spoke in the Shayna threads other than my one or two comments. I’m here because it’s funny how
triggered you are over the fact that I do a sex act we both like. Again how am I a pick me if I did it AFTER I was picked? Hmm? Make it less obvious you are every males last choice.
No. 161063
>>161039I never said not eating ass makes you selfish in bed. I love my little maleslut bandwhore husband tbh and yes I love licking his booty bi-annually. Seethe about it,
I’m genuinely happy that you are firm in your boundaries though and know you would never eat ass. I’m sure there
are women who get pressured into it when they don’t actually want to and the thought of that is really sad. You can keep calling me a pickme but it just makes you sound lonely and insecure getting so bent out of shape over the fact that I’m a “pickme” for my husband. He’s quite the “pickme” for me as well in so many areas, sexually and in life. You’re arguing with a straw man character. Anyways this debate is about eating ass, not the inner workings of my relationship kek.
No. 161071
>>161013nobody is normalizing anything and nobody is forcing anyone to do anything, if you don’t want to do it don’t do it anyway you won’t be stopping anybody your retarded ass kek
VIVA COMER CULO
No. 161088
>>161084>>161084It doesn't even have to be from cheating. Just that scrotes with high body counts that are into booty play aren't the most hygienic with it. The scrote
whos ass I did end up eating wanted to do ass to vag and I had to tell him that's how you get BV. I could see band scrote having a similar level of intelligence.
No. 161095
>>161086if anything the autistic anti-ass eater posts are from these low lifes.
i remember nona married to the band guy from /ot/ and it’s kinda annoying but this thread is for ASS EATING DISCUSSION so talking about your nigel its fine.
No. 161118
>>161111All I said is that reading the text made me feel sick.
>>161112>Wah wah people saying eating ass is nasty and degrading they don't want me to be happyYou're right. It's your tounge and I won't stop you from using it how you want. But if you're posting about how you just
love eating ass on a public forum, people who find it nasty and degrading are allowed to say so.
No. 161124
>>161116Does being uwu to their gfs face cancel out complaining to their friends that she’s a boring prude with a stuck up her ass who refuses to suck dick or do anything else “icky” in bed?
Just to clarify because I know you will try to misrepresent me, I do not think women who don’t like doing certain acts are boring prudes who suck in bed ect. But that’s exactly what moids think and complain about and then go jerk off to gross porn behind their gfs back.
But why are we even centering mens opinions in this discussion anyways? Some chicks like to give pleasure, some don’t. Neither is a bad or weird person for it. It’s just preferences.
No. 161137
>>161124>>161124this is a good take. this whole debates comes down to:
- Nonas who will only perform actions that result in their own direct pleasure.
- Nonas who are willing to perform acts that result in someone else’s direct pleasure
Personally, I love making people feel good! It brings me so much joy to see someone enjoy a home cook meal I made, give someone a massage after a long day, i love to shower with my guy and scrub him down, and yeah, sometimes I lick the bunghole.
No. 161151
>>161149Some men are shit
Most are mediocre
Few are good
No. 161155
>>161143>who are natural caregivers and who have natural maternal instinctsIck.
Also this isn't something to be smug about. It just reeks of insecurity.
No. 161158
>>161156No one’s equating those two things, she’s saying if you’re a natural caregiver you’re probably prone to caring about others needs in general, not only in relation to babies. And if you have 2 brain cells to rub together you can
relate that type of being in tune with other peoples needs, to sexual situations as well.
No. 161166
>>161159Oh my God this is so embarrassing.
are you the fat goth sex worker who insulted shaynas shit nails a while back?
No. 161182
>>161159are you the same
nonnie who posted her boobs in the drunk thread years ago?
No. 161184
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>>161178Absolutely foul that someone ate any of these moid's asses
No. 161189
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>>161159Woman you are licking man-ass and posting your flapjacks for lolcow, call a trusted loved one, you are having a mental health crisis
No. 161190
>>161159this is so embarrassing for you
nonnie just log off
No. 161191
>>161188Ass eater chan is definitely fatter than shaynus. Just compare that beautiful picture of lolcow's princess to this tub of lard.
>>161171I'd have to do some digging because I forgot which threads she appeared in. It's around 100 I think.
No. 161205
>>161198So she just randomly posted her nudes when YOU were the one being accused of being male? Makes no sense.
Does your husband know you send out nudes?
No. 161207
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>>161198>>161198The backpedal. You should check if your hubby's ass comes in diet?
No. 161222
>>161211Allegedly there's two different pathetic ass eaters among us.
>>161217It's more than that. She felt the need to post an intimate picture of her body to prove to a bunch of anons she's actually an ass eating woman. It's pathetic really. Bad enough you're admitting to enjoying eating ass on a forum that makes fun of women who degrade themselves for moid fulfillment. Now you're degrading yourself even further by having your tits be online forever while people make fun of how fat you are? Mental illness. No self respecting woman's going to do that
No. 161231
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>>161178this guy definitely likes his ass eaten kek
No. 161233
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this thread is fucking insane
No. 161235
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>>161225this isn't you right? If it is, I literally do not know what to say. How do you address such autistic attentionwhoring? Why? Why the fuck are you doing this? and for what?
No. 161238
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>gets told eating ass is gross
>posts vagina
wtf
No. 161241
>>161171Found her. not the same whale, as she has tattoos
>>161225Yall really not helping your cause here. Like i said, you're both attention seeking pickmes who don't respect themselves. You both like eating ass. I'm sorry to any semi normal ass eaters out there, but now I'm convinced it's a mental illness thing.
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Jesus Christ this is absolutely wild top fucking kek I can’t believe it
No. 161254
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>>161245Why are you so afraid of the fact that there are multiple anons in here who eat ass
No. 161256
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>>161241Dropped pic
>>161243If you're one of the ass eaters posting tits or pussy to prove a point you deserve to be insulted.
Also, it's starting to really smell like moid in here.
No. 161257
>>161252AYRT and I worded that weird but yes I agree.
but ass eating hurts no one
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>This thread has almost 600 posts
No. 161275
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>>161268tranny tube tits, what the hell are those
No. 161282
>>161268I love you
nonnie. I feel safe here on the shay board
No. 161284
>>161275Oh come on,
nonnie is deranged for posting but those are perfectly normal tits.
No. 161286
>>161268This has got to be some moid dropping his personal spank bank collection. I refuse to believe this many women are not only eating ass, but posting their nudes to prove it. You guys know you can prove you're biologically female without posting tits and pussy like you're on /r9k/ looking for the attention your father refused to give you… Right?
And anyways, great.. you're women. But you're not proving you're self respecting women eating the asses of men who respect you. And that's my whole point. Just say you like being degraded.
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just another POV for any attention-seekingchans who may post their bodies… remember that lurking moids will save these
No. 161289
>>161281don’t let your man kiss you, he’s just
using your mouth hole to satisfy his dopamine receptors
No. 161290
>>161268kind of impressed that these almost make shay's look alright in comparison. kek
Who in their right mind would want to eat a stinky moid's hairy ass though? Seems like mental illness tbh.
No. 161291
>>161273As a prominent anti ass eating chan, I never doubted that they were actually women. My argument is that they're mentally ill with Pickme tendencies. And they're proving that quite well.
if this isn't just a moid trolling and spamming his favorite pictures.
No. 161326
>>161325no I'm not a sex worker
sex work is not real work
I just dont care about posting my boobs to a bunch of females on this retarded board to prove im female
No. 161328
>>161325I was thinking the same. Shayna
is a sex worker afterall. They would be the only women not only freely admitting they're ass eaters, but perfectly fine with their nudes somehow ending up on kiwi farms and 4chan.
Which, if anyone thinks they don't lurk you're mistaken. Shayna is a sexworker. They'll lurk for nudes because there's a OF anon or two that will leak her shit. They're adding you to their collection.
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>>161320Is that abrattypixie? I knew she lurked here.
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Im just here for the breasts
No. 161346
>>161344"and you still lick butthole"
yes that's the point of this thread. do you think that's an insult or something?
No. 161352
>>161345I hope you get laid soon nonita.
>>161344The ass eaters are smoking on pure crack copaine. They post boobs basically unprovoked, they brag about eating ass unprovoked, yet they somehow don't think they're mentally ill.
No. 161361
>>1613041) Morbidly obese
2) Didn't click vagina pic
3) Sock tits
4) Clearly poor
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No. 161370
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what ass eating anon and her moid’s room probably looks like
No. 161382
>>161352I hope I get laid too too
also this site is full of mentally ill people so I'm not surprised by this, just wondering which pics are real and which ones are scrote shoops
No. 161389
>>161366You are the most
triggered anon I have seen on lolcow kek.
No. 161413
>>161409so, are you the anon on /ot/ who said they like to add fuel to the flames when shit is going down? lol
>>161411nta but unironically yes. unless you don't mind getting added to their tributes they post publicly.
No. 161425
>>161411No, but why the fuck would you post your naked breasts unprovoked. Moids will wank it to children in swimsuits, that doesn't mean you post the bathtub pictures. for fuckssake i know you're an ass eater but please use some common sense.
>>161416Okay ass eater. We know moids can't stop you from having absolutely no self-respect, but some of us do respect ourselves. We're not "scared" we'd just rather not debase ourselves unprovoked for internet high fives on an anonymous image board and have random incels hate masturbating to our boob pictures. If you're not sex workers doing some weird ass advertising campaign, you've actually managed to go lower than them. Congrats.
No. 161456
>>161454they really didn't. most of their argument was >hurdur radfems don't want me to have fun.
Do what you want, but we're allowed to kinkshame here.
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I don't have much of a strong opinion either way but I think it's telling that the anti ass eaters chose the "YOURE DISGUS%TING" option and the eaters chose the "i dont care, do what you want" option.
No. 161467
>>161463No but choosing to do something that has no negative effect on others is perfectly acceptable.
Choosing to be a disgusting camwhore who panders to pedophiles is obviously wrong and disgusting.
Ass eating is morally neutral.
No. 161468
>>161464be careful anon you’re at risk for being accused of not wiping or needing to see a doctor. You can’t point out that literal shit comes from assholes without
triggering one of them
No. 161475
>>161469kek, as an anti-ass eater,
i never called any of them trannies, i just said they don't respect themselves. They proved
me right.
No. 161479
>>161471Exactly. The only one that knows I eat ass is the one moid whos ass I ate kek.
>BuT lOcKeR RooM TaLkHe is terrified of anyone finding out
No. 161486
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I eat ass and am PROUD
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warning - male anus under spoiler
No. 161505
>>161498they're willing to expose themselves to strangers on the internet unprovoked. That's different from your girlfriend pulling you in the bathroom and asking if there's a lump on her boob and should she go see a doctor.
>>161501it's both tbh
No. 161510
>>161505I really don't think you understand what unprovoked means. Their tits served a purpose and put to end to a big piece of anti-asser's argument. Also, it was funny as fuck. I agree with another
nonnie who said they matched the energy of the seething femcels. Crazy on crazy.
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING CRAZY
No. 161533
>>161524>>161527Oh god nona, I'm so sorry.
>>161529I wouldn't talk to a used up whore.
No. 161536
>>161529Yes
Not so much because of the ass eating (I think it's gross and would look down on them though), but because it was with someone I hate
No. 161545
>>161544>she deleted the original to make another caption.Anyway
>>161542 but maybe she's wasian..
I just have a bad experience with a friend who tried to get me to drink after her when I knew she was fucking around. I'll pass and stick to my husbandos.
No. 161558
>>161524Apparently if you have any poop in your lower
anal cavity, guys can actually feel it through your vagina when they insert their dicks into you. They like feel like a lump in there?
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Sorry anti-ass snobs but I too would eat ass
No. 161584
>>161580You are so bad at this, anyone whose been on lolcow knows when mods are around because they do a shitty job hiding it.
Racebait shows up, weird posts attached to random pictures,
>I cant believe women think-And there's someone in ot who admitted they egg on infighting. There was also a sex worker here who was bragging about it, which may or may not be a moid/actual sec worker. The "cis woman" thing is also a red flag we have a tourist.
It's not about ass eating, it's about clear stirring of the pot anyone who uses this site knows about.
Believing there's fuckery afoot when at least 2 women had pictures posted of their body isn't odd. It's weird and seems like some kind of bullshit
No. 161586
>>161584I know you're retarded because the white woman post was a chick and the black woman post was me and im a chick lol. moids must haunt your dreams and live rent free in your head because they aren't in this thread. but whatever helps you cope. I think anons are just bored because no one has made a new shayna thread yet so they all came in here to argue. its not that deep.
people posted their tits and you guys STILL think its moids and troons. laughable.
No. 161606
how is this thread not locked yet
>>161415>>161417no it doesn't, idk where you're getting this from. some screenshots and photoshopped/picsart edits i've saved from other threads before have data on it sometimes (never did anything with it tho)
No. 161612
>>161586How do you know the white woman one was a chick? Are y'all collaborating or something?
>>161584>And there's someone in ot who admitted they egg on infightingWho could resist egging on some dumb shit like this? At least one retard posted her tits and convinced herself she's less mentally ill than people telling her ass eating is definitely degenerate and gross. We're allowed to kinkshame, this ain't Twitter.
No. 161615
>>160692this 100% and i don't understand how there haven't been any bans issued.
>>160897 this reeks of troon moid,
>>160764 so does this,
>>161268 MOID
this whole thread is entertaining (a) larping fetishist moid(s) and you idiots willfully gave him/them the time of day. time to delete this thread, ban the moids and forget about this shameful event in lolcow history.
No. 161628
>>161626right wing
>>161627You'd have to dig through years old posts from small accounts that have probably need nuked for posting troon or hyperboarean memes at this point, but if you find it that hard to believe moids drag women embarrass themselves for attention then you can try digging
No. 161649
>>161644Yup my thoughts exactly. Girl from this thread posted there to try and “own” the titty posters.
Couldn’t be more obvious.
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Just 284 more posts and this'll all be over…
No. 161675
>>161673>>161674You both sound one of or all of the following:
Fat
Ugly
Current or former sex worker
Sexual Abuse Survivor
Poor
No. 161691
>>161685I was reading it up until an anon said there was "barely" any smell which
triggered me enough to post right away kek
>>161690Reasonable policy. I would never be able to eat ass myself but I can kinda understand why others find it hot in theory. Just be careful nonas in case "shit happens" like it does in anal
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Would you eat his ass? He's a sponge and not real so it should be safe
No. 161702
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How about Kirby ass?
No. 161705
>>161702To be honest. When it comes to Kirby, Meta Knight, Dedede, etc. I imagine while they have asses, it's all completely vestigial beyond pleasure. The concept of fecal matter and defecation simply doesn't exist in the Kirby universe, well, at least in my headcanon it doesn't. Like, Meta Knight's ass exists for no other reason besides fucking and that's if he even figures such a thing out. Which makes for some interesting scenarios. To answer your question, no. Even if it's vestigial, even if defecation and fecal matter don't exist, I still wouldn't do it. I am fine with face sitting, as it would feel like a squishmallow pillow but that is all. Anything else such as rimming would be simply degenerate.
No. 161711
>>161704That depends. With Kirby if he's male I still imagine he has a slit his penis comes out of but also a smaller anus a few centimeters away from it, same goes for Meta Knight. If female, the same follows, it's still there just not for use other than sex. Dedede, however, is the only character that would fall under cloaca where it's a 3-n-1 but…only fluids such as semen and urine come out, penis or not.
>>161706No problem, anytime. Though, I forgot to add. I feel in the case of character on character especially if it's Meta Knight if he was forced to eat Dedede's Dark Ditch I think I would be okay if it was a focus of humiliation, degeneration, degradation, and destruction as I find that really good.
No. 161713
>>161711Kirby shits and lays eggs from its hole. Now why are you in the ass-eating debate thread talking about Kirby and
not eating or not eating ass?
No. 161721
>>161709Even then I still wouldn't do it. Kirdede has a point in that it gives you no pleasure. You can't even see his face while you're doing it, it's more of a self-degradation thing.
2D boy ass is only good for pegging tbh.
No. 161739
>>161731>don't care that it's degradingit's not degrading if you both enjoy it and you're doing it for the purpose of pleasure instead of for the purpose of degradation.
>I knew this would happenYeah because you're the one that posted it there kek
personally I didnt post my tits but its funny that the reason this
nonnie wouldnt do it is because she's scared of males opinions on her flapjacks.
No. 161749
>>161726Both men and women are disgusted by deformed sexual parts, anon. So both the anons on /ot/ and the incels on that other website that your nudes got leaked nitpicked you.
Wouldn't you nitpick a man with a micro penis or saggy tits? It's the same thing, ugly bodies will unfortunately get made fun of in anonymous spaces
No. 161803
>>160689<woman who seethes over man hating women also thinks it hot to be degraded
The self hate of straight women is catastrophic
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this is what it felt to read the ass eater anon samefag in the original thread
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>my reaction going through this thread after taking a break from lc for a few weeks…
No. 161848
>>161841i don't care in any serious way either nona i'm more shocked about how out of everything
this was what sparked an entire thread of rabid infighting.
honestly thought it'd be about pearchan vs fridgechan or "shayna's average" vs "shayna's ugly". maybe there should be a general shay debate thread No. 161865
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