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No. 158286

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

No. 158348

Shayden kinda cute..

No. 158351

>>158348
Shayden definitely has bpd, fucks trannies, and would screech at you over text and ghost you for making a joke about trannies.

No. 158401

Kek the first one is Shay the fundie conservative who drinks “in secret” and is a bitch to everyone in her fundie circle where she tries to steal the other’s husbands

No. 158473

>>158401
that shay actually looks cute and likeable tho, like she would make tiktoks about toys and hello kitty shit or something. would have an extensive g1 my little pony collection. like basically her personality without all the sex pest ddlg shit.

No. 160479

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saw an anon suggest this edit

No. 160480

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No. 163081

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always a fav

No. 163231

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I tried.

No. 163414

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edited this pic from the main thread. all I did was apply a filter and adjust some brightness settings. I have no idea why she posts pics like the one on the left, unless she’s unaware of how shitty it looks or really is that delusional about herself.

No. 163451

>>163231
Except for the lack of nasolabial lines this could be somewhat achievable if only she fixed her diet, hygiene, and skincare/haircare routine.

No. 163583

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COOMER GLOWUPS PART ONE JASON WOMACK
>reverse his age a good 25 years
>get him on a diet
>get him to work out
>get some rosemary oil in his hair
>start a skincare routine
>somehow get him to not be a retarded coomer in the future

No. 163584

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COOMER GLOW UP PART TWO
from disgusting inbred to FF character

No. 163585

>>163584
still looks like a serial killer tbh.

No. 163611

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adding my retarded edit

No. 164260

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Makeover

No. 164261

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Noodle is obese and has a narrow urethra

No. 164263

>>164261
Fat ugly retarded mutt

No. 164305

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No. 164346

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wtf

No. 164348

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No. 164360

>>164346
KEK chefs kiss nonnie

No. 166200

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No. 166201

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No. 166202

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I TRIED to yassify this guy but he has like a weird bean head and ugly body I made his shoulders wider but I couldn’t add muscle definition to his arms

No. 166203

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No. 166204

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Yassified Kiki Cali’s ugly ass bf

No. 166205

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No. 166206

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No. 166207

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No. 166208

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Seth rogen

No. 166209

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Why does she look like my Tio

No. 166210

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No. 166213

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No. 166214

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No. 166216

>>166210
and haters tell me she DOESN'T have a male nose and face,smh

No. 166220

>>166216
She would be a decent looking man

No. 166222


No. 166224

>>166216
>>166220
Shayden finasteride arc when?

No. 166380

lmao bottom right pic in OP photo looks like Hasan Piker >>158286

No. 166385

>>166380
It really does! Kek.

No. 166392

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my attempt at shopping shay cute(ish). she has received a rhinoplasty, some jaw surgery, had her mouth widened and receive some filler, had her eyebags removed, had her brows thickened, gotten contacts in a lighter shade of brown, had her hair dyed (I would have went with dark warm brown but this red was the only kind of close color snow had), had some blemishes removed, put on brown eyeshadow and red lipstick, and to top it all off a good old-fashioned filter was thrown on top. unfortunately couldn't remove the redness on her nose

No. 166434

>>166209
kek this one is too good

No. 166476

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Requesting this photoshopped into bikini brunette Gregory if anynonnie feels up to it

No. 166953

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Shayna in 6 years

No. 166954

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>>166953
Vs Shayna 6 years ago (sad trumpet)

No. 166955

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No. 167553

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No. 167569

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No. 167570

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No. 167573

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No. 167576

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>>164305
Sorry anon you have made her look like a chubby Asian fishing white girl with cement lips.

No. 167633

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I hate this photo of her and it's the worst one I have seen. I can smell her lumpy ass just by looking it at and she looks like trump with a BBL.

No. 167647

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the first thing i thought of when seeing this post

No. 167690

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No. 167692

>>167690
KEK
>the file name
KEK x 10

No. 167695

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No. 167707

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Before

No. 167708

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>>167707
Shafter. All I did to her face was a rhinoplasty (smaller tip and longer bridge) and thinner brows for the Y2K she keeps trying to pull off. I guess props to her for not being as fake as she could be, not that scrotes would notice the warped door frame.

No. 167722

>>167708
You have made her look like something out of the snow Photoshop fails thread.

No. 167723

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No. 167724

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Goth shay

No. 167725

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No. 167728

>>167724
>>167725
I unironically like these

No. 167745

>>167728
NTA and same kek if she looked like these AI images at all she’d have more money for sure

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No. 168130

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No. 168131

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>>167725
She should have got a nose job instead botching her tits

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No. 168133

>>168130
Some nonas say her nose is her worst facial features but I think edits like this prove her eyes are the uglier thing on her head. Just getting rid of the undereye scrotums makes a huge difference.

No. 168136

>>168132
Imo, the edit doesn't look like her (looks like a whole different person) and it's uglier too.

No. 168137

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>>168133
>undereye scrotums
lmao. This is exactly what it looks like.

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No. 168145

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she is so fucking, kek. things changed: blonde to rose gold hair, tan, teeth fixed, weight losd and small nose job. i wonder if she could actually look like this if she did all those things?

No. 168149

>>168145
you also changed her eyebrows, edited out the eye bags and smile lines, made her lips fuller, made her face shape more angular, and brightened her eyes so no I don't think she could look like this even with a good surgeon kek. she'd be more likely to end up with a botched pillow face instead just from trying to smooth out the wrinkles

No. 168513

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Adding my shaytism but it’s fun to try and make her horrible photos look attractive.

No. 168518


No. 168519

The shaytoshops to make her pretty always get me because when I see the shopped images (including on ones I've posted) I'm always like, you didn't make her look pretty, she just looks like a plain woman with makeup on. But then I see the original picture and she'll literally look like a wicked witch in comparison to the shopped version.

No. 168521

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I wish there were a cool brown or dark red option on snow

No. 168522

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No. 168525

>>168513
I know some of the stuff you edited isn't achievable for her but she should start doing her hair like this, it actually looks cute

No. 168526

>>168522
jfc nona that shaytoshop is nightmare fuel. uncanny valley

No. 168528

>>168522
Womack in drag.

No. 168533

>>168522
Looks like a Turkish aunt on vacation.

No. 168535

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My love for makeup finally joins forces with my shaytism: here's my attempt at giving Shay a makeover!

1. BEGONE deep-fried hair. the bImBo BloNdE does nothing for her color palette and hair texture, and we all know proper upkeep to maintain healthy bleached hair is unachievable for Shay, given her personal hygiene habits. If she prioritized keeping her waves/curls healthy and shiny, her overall appearance would be way less haggard. Dark hair suits her nicely, imo.

2. Her eyebrows are too far apart, highlighting her neanderthal upper third. Bringing them closer together makes her face look more harmonious. The arch she draws makes her retarded expressions look even more painful and awkwar (alas her perpetual grimace), so making it a bit more subtle is important. Since her hair is darker, the dark brow is less jarring. I personally am a fan of thicker eyebrows, but thin and straighter brows probably would suit her too.

3. Basic skincare. Hydration. Better diet. A healthy tan. Exercise. Self-explanatory and rudimental.

4. For someone who doomscrolls and e-begs all day, this bitch is clueless in regards to current makeup trends and tips. Seriously. Her makeup ages her so much, she looks like she's stuck in 2015, literally almost a decade ago. Adding warmth to her face does wonders for her sickly complexion! Shay should play with contour, bronzer and blush. A softer wing with brown eyeshadow looks a lot nicer than a cat eye drawn with liquid black eyeliner, especially for day-to-day. A dewy highlighter, with little to no glitter particles, makes her look like a normally hydrated individual. And a little bit of Clinique Black Honey is a no-brainer, never met anyone who looks bad in it. I also drew a little beauty mark bc why not. Her ass should stay away from ANY matte makeup. She should also consider applying minimal mascara on the outer corner of her bottom lashes to make her eyes look bigger.

5. As for cosmetic procedures: the biggest difference lies in upper lip filler (or maybe a lip flip). She can easily make her nose look better with contouring, but her lips are just tragic - NO LIPLINER AND OVERLINING for Shat, because she doesn't have a clue as to what "nuance" means. I truly fear the day she picks up a lipliner with the intention of overlining her lips. If increasing water intake and managing her alcoholism don't improve her forehead wrinkles, she could get some botox. Marionette lines also need attention. My biggest nitpick regarding her nose would be her nasal wings moreso than the tip, which are constantly worsened by the same retarded facial expressions mentioned in #2. Shat always looks like she's shat herself and is sniffing the shat air.

6. Not pictured, but her teeth are in desperate need of fixing, brushing and flossing. Shat should also look into acquiring a copper tongue scraper bc her mouth is nasty. At least a annual or biannual dentist appt, like any functional adult.

No. 168538

>>168513
I don’t understand why she doesn’t do this instead. I mean it’s kinda too late because she’s been openly ugly and doesn’t edit well. She could totally pretend she’s “slim thiccc” and her retarded scrotes would eat it up.

No. 168539

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>>168538
Even if she's posted years worth of awfully edited pics there's no reason she couldn't start posting ones edited to make her slim thicc now. Her usual coomers are too retarded to notice the difference anyway plus ones that randomly see her picture on their feed would be more likely to engage if she actually looked good in it. Moids don't notice or care about editing, those Chinese accounts with girls editing themselves to have giant eyes that take up half their faces and tiny heads like picrel have thousands of retarded men following them who neither notice nor care

No. 168542

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No. 168548

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No. 168549

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Some of her pictures are so ugly that it's impossible to make them look even semi attractive

No. 168552

>>168549
You made her look worse kek

No. 168553

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No. 168578

>>168535
Kek I love this nonnie. Good explanations, fingers crossed she reads this and actually tries for once in her life to look good. Her job literally depends on it yet she can't be assed, it confounds me.

No. 168583

>>168535
God this actually is one of the best spergs about how she should style herself, thank you nonna kek. I think if she leaned into looking very Mediterranean (Greek/italian American) she could pull it off WAY better than the blonde pink crap. Your after pic is downright attractive dare I say, and it’s not SO outside the realm of possibility

No. 168608

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Was bored and did her makeup and this monstrosity was the result:
Shaynarr tutorials :DD

No. 168892

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It's really hard to make her look decent using just mobile apps. Either she ends up looking like AI after you've finished fixing everything wrong with her, or else she still looks plain

No. 168897

>>168892
Her dark circles are so wild. They're so big now that it looks like she even has upside down dark circles between her eyebrows & upper lids.

No. 168979

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She should really try wearing something other than pink.

No. 169092

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i think she’s look good as a ginger with a tan

No. 169093

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moving a fan edit

No. 169096

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future-shay

No. 169103

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No. 169119

>>169103
She would honest to god look so much nicer styled in an "older millennial goth" style like that popular goth mortician woman on youtube.

No. 169130

>>169103
My unpopular opinion is that she looks awful with dark hair, including when she’s brunette. I’m not even sure if anons are being serious when they say she would look better with dark hair

No. 169181

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>>169130
Idk, I think her hair color makes no difference. She was more attractive when she was blonde, but would going blonde make her more attractive? She’s like twice the weight she was then.

No. 169210

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Felt inspired today.

No. 169211

>>169210
good in concept but the execution is… unsettling

No. 169212

>>169211
I have poor photoshopping skills. Would you like me to draw them instead?

No. 169214

>>169212
sry i hope i didnt come off as a hater. im enjoying this breaking bad trend. those faces melts are just hella creepy lol

No. 169218

>>169214
its ok you’re not hating ♥

No. 169253

>>169210
Hoooooly shit nona. I can always count on /shay/ to make me laugh…Kiki is killing me. And Shay is Saul!!! She wishes she was that good at being shady…

No. 169346

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>>169210
I think I’ll do a full fledged fanart of this, I just need to map each characters personality… Realistically shay should be walt as she is the main character but she has bob odenkirk lips which inspired me in the first place.
I could do a BCS edit instead, but I still feel like something is missing.
Kim -> Traniel
Howard -> sarah
Chuck -> ellen
Mike -> womak (obviously)
Gus -> kiki


Any other ideas?



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