/shay/ - dolly mattel fan club

>>167793
fupa was a horrible influence on her and contributed in no small part to the downward spiral she's been on for years now but i believe if she had never met him it would have only been a matter of time before she crossed paths with another equally terrible moid. she seeks out degenerates and then permits them to treat her in a manner that most of us would find unacceptable.

I think she might be better adjusted if she were an only child. Some of her daddy issues seem to stem from jealousy of her step sister, who is better than her in every way and seems to have a good relationship with her dad and makes him proud. She would probably still be posting ass for attention, but not ddlg obsessed

If Shay was a different race I do believe she wouldn’t have been tumblr famous, maybe, but unlikely. Tumblr’s audience is so white. So, if she had never been tumblr famous…I think she probably wouldn’t have started sex work or been so involved. She might have partied hard in her private life and hooked up with some bad actors, but it would be typical heartbreak and suffering that others don’t see but you carry around. I really don’t know if she would have been capable of moving on and up from that lifestyle, considering her mindset I could see her being one of the dead-end women who accidentally get pregnant by some loser who ditches them and then the kid gets neglected by both parents while they continue getting fucked up.

KEK what if Shayna was born Shane?! She would be a fuckboy stoner guy in high school who’s cute enough that low self esteem girls want him, then as he gets some low-skill job he doesn’t care about and hits the wall the female attention wanes. He will hold on to high school forever, while working at O’Reilly’s or something similar. Probably will try to explain cars to women who come in knowing what they want/need. Might land a college girl who thinks he’s a cool older guy until she realizes he’s hooked on benzos and the only things in his fridge are Taco Bell Mild sauce packets and Twisted Tea. Always smells like pot. Shirt usually wrinkled. Probably will have a bastard kid or three, but hopefully not.

>>167859
I sort of think she might have turned out like soy boy Sol. Skinny fat numale that fucks ugly sex workers and trannies, doesn't make any money so tries to get into video game streaming instead.

Shane Leo Cliff would be a gross daddy dom, with a list of abused BPD women accusing him of abuse. He started on Justin.TV as a teen he'd badly play games and smoke weed shirtless. He gets big for smoking weed and making "aesthically pleasing" Streams where he smokes with friends. He's average faced, with a big strong nose, weak chin and beady brown eyes. He's the dirtest blonde you ever saw, with a wide back, narrow hips and a tiny hank hill ass.
He decides to become a sex worker when he turned 18 and saw how much attention people were getting on Justin TV for "thrist trapping". Plus a lot of "Women" were begging him to do Porn in his DM's.
So he becomes a sex worker who'd show off his small dick with huge fucking balls that are covered in razor bumps. He'd call himself the "Ken" of BDSM, and constantly pose and strain himself to look like he has abs and he's super attractive. He still streams on Justin.TV but has also moved to camsites.
When Justin.TV became Twitch, it became agaisnt TOS to be shirtless and do certain things Shane was doing, so he decides to move to Twitter full time as a sex worker.
He becomes skinny fat and has a beer belly and constantly be in girls Dm's, but because he's gross, a asshole and really dedicated to the "Daddy dom" lifestyle, he'd always end up in shit relationships. He's bisexual but clearly prefer women and uses butt plug, but never cleans properly and for some reason thinks that Women are the main ones watching him, when really he's gained the attention for OrangeFarms a gossip site thats for men, who laugh at him.
He's never done more then kissing a few scrotes and was a weird threesome relationship where the other scrote got the girl.
After a bad break up with Tanya aka Tay who is a baby mother, whose baby daddy hates her because she's gross and lets weirdos around the kids all the time.
They break up because Shane was mentally/physically abusive but claims it's "kink" and decided to "Out" Tay to her baby daddy for having him around.Both are fucked up people.
He decide to move to Seattle because Tay moved on and his mother, plus a old friend helped him. He rekindles with his "Best friend" and fake BF, from his "Edgy goff boy days".
Elliot is a femboy, 35 and super ugly and fat but desperete and lonely, he's also bisexual and super into Sam Smith because body postitivity.
Elliot really wants a girlfriend but they call eachother "BOyfriend" and sometimes he slaps Shane's flabby boiled covered ass on camera. Other wise they are just good friends and because he works with older people he helps Shane meet old women to "Date" because younger women aren't interested in him or taking care of him or paying him for unpleasurable sex.
Elliot constantly enables Shane's bad decisions.
After Tay, Shane's extra fucked up, he starts drinking more and doing drugs, his stomach gets bigger and he gets uglier, but he doubles down on his "Ken Daddy" shit and he's looking for his "Barbie bimbo baby" BUT he prefers older women, he wants to look like the hot boy on their arms.

He made his overpriced home that his mother paid for into a fuck/porn shack. Before Shane said he didn't want to do actual sex stuff, sure he'd badly sucked a few dicks and ate Tay out on camera, he let people tie him up and has slapped around a few women, BUT he's really insecure about his tiny dick.

but he needs money, he is the only Cliff boy to move out freshly at 18. So he starts dating 60 year old Sugar "Mommies" and fucking them for money, they take him on mall trips and he buys games, weed and body products he doesn't use. He gets into doing weird role play porn where he pretends to be a high schooler or younger and is constantly getting spanked by older men for videos. The people on OrangeFarms thinks he's disgusting and his porn is horrible.
He eventually gets into feeding, tattoos and meth.

>>167859
If Shayna was Shane she would 100% be a slappablejerk character

>>167881
That moid looks like someone Shayna would fuck on camera.

what if he was dyslexic

>>167911
He’s actually kinda funny he parodies a lot of toxic moids and incel behavior. His skits are so realistic that they make you upset.

if Shayna was a man she'd be literally Sol,I was writing a rant about why shayna is poly and how she would'nt be able to handle a moid she liked in a actual poly relationship Shayna is only poly because she tried to overcorrect her relationship with Fupaul. She also wants to date a man whose sex work related but not a sex working moid. Notice it's producers and kinksters she goes for. Not actual moids doing twitter/bed room sex work like her. Fupaul didn't like her doing sex work with anyone but him and was jealous. So Shay felt like she'd cut out the jealously by being "poly". As we can see with Shane though, Shayna is very clingy and moves fast with men she likes. She wants all their attention, so why be poly? It's a cope because now she's not just getting her ass slapped by her fake gf or micky mouse. She's actually fucking for money.
Anyway, Sol is basically male Shayna imo. If Shayna was a moid she'd actually enjoy doing sex work because she's having sex & gets to cum. She'd actually be bisexual because she genuinely likes to suck dick (like Sol), she'd have the male sex drive. She'd also be able to easily find a sorry woman to groom/trick into marrying her ass. Men have a easier job with finding lowlife women to shack up with and deal with their shit.
Even sex worker moids. Shit, Shayna being a moid would probably improve her life, she'd be having sex with anything with a hole, collecting diseases, have a long suffering partner, and would probably still be broke and weird bodied but have that male privilege and her wife may be taking care of her.

>>168995
I wonder if Malena would have a missing pec because of the Poland syndrome

just wanted to shout out the OP for the hilarious reversed gif of her meeting fupa. genius. my what if is… what if shayna never had poland syndrome? i honestly believe her getting the fake breasts altered the history of her future. she would have been humbled earlier by her missing boob and may have actually had to develop a personality instead of making her personality in highschool her tits. honestly why would they even given someone less than 18 that surgery? plus the whole “my dad paid my boob job” larp she tried to do in highschool gave her brain damage that has lasted to this day

this is random but i've been thinking about this since lolcows are becoming more popular with normies, what if there was a youtube video essay/deep dive (kinda similar the videos turkey tom or cecil mcfly make) made about her? something that talked about her controversies + what makes her a lolcow. on one hand it would suck because newfags would swarm LCF but it's just interesting to think about how shayna would react.
shay is lucky enough that she's a semi obscure lolcow, kiwis know about her but they think she's boring. how do you think she would react? would she lock down all her accs or ignore it? would she suicidebait? would she use it as an excuse to avoid working? would she cry to her wealthy dad to fix it? the mind of shay is so interesting.

>>169371
They wouldn’t be able to show enough because of YouTube’s restrictions

What if Shay started making yoga and fitness content, and gained flexibility and a few followers & dollars, and lost a few pounds

>>169546
If she gave up on being a failed ewhore she could probably start a successful career as a blogger documenting how she left sex work and how she was fixing her life. This would include diet and exercise, gaining qualifications so she could get a good job and how she was taking steps to repair her mental health. She will never do this because it would require effort and admitting that she was wrong.