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No. 1825766

A thread for hilarious posts seen around the farm. No infighting.

previous thread >>>/ot/1649704

No. 1825779

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No. 1825784

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when the tranny in the friendfinder thread said
>As I said in my first message to they/them
I honestly lol'd because that doesn't even make sense grammatically. Sometimes I gotta wonder if these creatures are doing some elaborate shitposting or just retarded.

No. 1825788

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Took from the previous thread. Does anyone know what thread this was from? I wanna see the replies kek.

No. 1825791

google the post number in quotes + lolcow.farm and you can find any post.

No. 1825803

10/10 threadpic

No. 1826265

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No. 1826267

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No. 1826291

Evergreen post

No. 1826393

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No. 1826601

I feel this. I'll often write a long screed about some shit that no one cares about. Then I delete it all before posting and take a soak bath instead.

No. 1827440

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this one is quite the one, kek

No. 1827849

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kek, that nonny and this nonny could be bffs

No. 1828632

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No. 1828768

Jesus Christ, I damn near got the trots just reading that.

No. 1829123

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No. 1829684

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No. 1829724

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No. 1829731

Holy shit she's intense

No. 1829746

Omg his tboy swag

No. 1829751

I thought she'd say it was a Shayna gingerbread person.

No. 1829757

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No. 1829763

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No. 1829857

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No. 1829887

>based of Mohammed
What a fucking retard. Does it get cancelled out by marrying the 6 year old or not? Are you that insecure about your age you’re willing to call MOHAMMED “based” just because he married an old hag before marrying a child?

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No. 1831003

They're her workout lines.

No. 1832702

what do those buttons mean

No. 1832717

It's Shayna. She made Shayna a cookie.

No. 1832801

The little ones beside the post number? I use the dollchan extension to keep track of threads so those are added functions. https://github.com/SthephanShinkufag/Dollchan-Extension-Tools. Unfortunately doesn't work for .cafe links but otherwise it's nice

No. 1833737

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No. 1834229

chat gpt tier post

No. 1834433

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No. 1834623

Thanks for your input, Madam Joyless

No. 1834631

Kek what was the context?

No. 1834826

Autism has bitches acting like Dennis Reynolds

No. 1835661

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No. 1836074

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Idk if this is particularly hilarious but it still makes me laugh kek

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No. 1836671

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No. 1836672

oh shit KEKK

No. 1836692

Lmao reminds me of the post describing how giving head is just sucking a man’s unwashed pork sword that shoots bleach flavored duck snot tethered to an empty sagging labia

No. 1836976

Dunno, I kinda hate cyclists too, could be worse

No. 1837182

You’re probably fat.

No. 1837437

eh go run a stop sign kek

No. 1838708

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No. 1838711

My god I had to hide this ugly piece of shit's picture in the original post because he disgusts me so much and I have to it again because you reposted it. I'm cursed.

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No. 1838777

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No. 1838787

This is gold how did I miss this

No. 1839286

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hot off the presses but this one got me

No. 1839288

kek the "unfortunately" gives me HR manager vibes

No. 1839362

I was literally just about to post this lmao

No. 1839379

KEK I’m gonna start saying this every time someone apologises for something stupid.

No. 1839847

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No. 1841366

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No. 1841524

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No. 1841531

>anon and her donkey
idk why but this sent me

No. 1841538

brutal kek

No. 1841541

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I don't know what lesbian nonnas did to deserve that constant steam of larping trannies and bait in their thread.

No. 1841545

>stop trying to cyber
cyber what, retarded mod finish the sentence

No. 1841555

I believe the "everyone tells me to get diagnosed for autism" bit.

No. 1841557

kek are you 14

No. 1841558

I'm old

No. 1841562

I think that's someone desperately trying to troll the anon who posted pictures of herself, kek.

No. 1841571

It means cybersex.

No. 1841577

Tbh I didn't really get why jannies banned this obvious troll but not the one with the donkey

No. 1841622

Massive feet

The black girls thread is full of tranny bait larp aswell. /g/ is a mess

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No. 1841702

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i thought that mf was balled

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No. 1841788

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No. 1841900

What a retard

No. 1842064

I find it hard to be mean to someone so obviously spergy kek.

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No. 1842492

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No. 1842572

Why are there so many male British ratfaced actors? I thought this was for sure the kid who played Toby in Sweeney Todd.

No. 1842578

dum dum retard, even

No. 1842661

Something in their water just deforms men. If it makes you feel better he used to look semi normal

No. 1842678

That file name kek

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No. 1842718

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from shayna's thread, where else

No. 1842835

why does he look korean here

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No. 1844601

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These posts side by side just made me kek

No. 1844860

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No. 1844936

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No. 1844999

Florencefag will never be funny

No. 1845283

I feel like she is getting extra hate for being only slightly quirky looking and I am uncomfortable.. how many sideshow acts slide and she has vanilla ice cream cone hair and suddenly it's the end of the world

No. 1845299

He does look like that monster. He’s seriously hideous I can’t imagine the sex scene between him and stubby Pugh, gross ass people

No. 1845327

I love seeing anons get creative with their insults, like this came straight from the heart. She really hated that cromagnon man.

No. 1845646

She’s getting hate because she’s a narcissistic pickme who’s always rude to other women but flirts with (older, married) men, dated an old man who looks identical to her father, and always wears see through clothes to every event. And she publicly defended Johnny Depp. She’s a loser and anons who keep defending her clearly just see themselves in her.

No that’s actually Cillian when he was young. It’s from when he was a model I’m pretty sure.

No. 1845758

>floorence pugh can’t be joked about because it will never be funny

No. 1845782

I'm so serious. I genuinely look at Sam Hyde and think of him as a freakish, Frankenstein's monster. The skull expansion alone only enhanced how demonic and repulsive he is, sodomizing underage girls and offending the eyes of everone who ever has to look at him in any prolonged capacity he deserves to be euthanized.

No. 1846307

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the 14 minute time between the newfag and farmhand made me kek

No. 1846449

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No. 1846450

lmao what thread?

No. 1846477

No. 1847331

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No. 1847394

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No. 1847399

alogging men is bannable now?

No. 1847401

This is so funny, she didn’t deserve the ban

No. 1847427

this is not me but it's exactly what i felt during covid when i was browsing l.f for at least 5 hours a day and had, at the same time, a psychosexual obsession with Christoph Waltz.
It's pretty miserable but i wouldnt say my blinding rage was unjustified, even now as a mildly normal person.

No. 1847450

If it was allowed it would be like 99% of posts

No. 1847462

It's already at least 80% of posts here

No. 1847517

>as a mildly normal person
Gonna start using that

No. 1847666

Admitting to watching torture videos of them was pretty spergy.

No. 1847687

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No. 1847711

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No. 1847807

I love how retards on here have to circle back to everything being about weight even when the comment clearly has nothing to do with weight. None of you know how to read anymore.

No. 1847847

Baby Vlad looks like my cousin. That’s Trudeau underneath trump obviously but who is that on his left? Is that macron? They got the hair wrong if it is.

No. 1847863

99% sure that is joe biden

No. 1847868

>deep breathing don’t talk about burp w8 in the male bodies fart thread! deep breathing

No. 1847887

See? You can't read. Dumb ass bitch.(infighting)

No. 1847935

He looks like my cousin too the fuck… a cousin phenotype

No. 1848735

kek what the fuck nonnas, he looks like mine too just with darker hair

No. 1849133

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No. 1849137

You are genuinely a retard btw

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No. 1849169

Kekkk, based nona

No. 1849376

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No. 1849380

no fucking way

No. 1849460

I also screencapped that and have been staring at it. their mind…

No. 1849470

i dont get it

No. 1849600

lolcow french lesson

No. 1850105

KEK this kind of makes sense

No. 1850635

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No. 1850642

Pardon me for being panicked and in distress. His rectum is now inflamed, tender, and has a long, coinslot like appearance from this incident. I fear for our health and longevity, why is that so hilarious to you? I don't deserve to be on lifelong immunosuppressive medications because of some junkie homos indiscretions, and neither does my husband, whose only role in this is being a hardworking Amazon delivery driver slaving away so you can receive your baubles and trinkets. You know whats even more sick? They keep sending sex toys in Amazon bubble wrap packages to our home, addressed to him, as a warning for us to remain silent on the thugs identities. Just this morning they sent a vibrating set of anal beads to intimidate him and taunt him for what happened.

No. 1850655

Maybe don't fuck men then pickme? That post doesn't even read as a joke to me its just the same "gay male bad" shit that's seen across this site. Pickme handmaidens will shit on everyone but their precious moids. Mysteriously its only gay male bad though. Any other criticism of males is thrown out the window by most here.

No. 1850659

anon the ayrt is making fun of the original poster

No. 1850663

Stop trying to frame my trauma as a joke, that's pretty fucked up and misogynistic.

Why criticize my husband for the actions of his coworker? It literally isn't his fault, he just grazed his sphincter against the gay junkie's blood that was left against a couple of boxes in the work truck.

No. 1850668

Don't listen to her, nona. Here, come sit next to me and we'll listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album together to take your mind off of your woes.

No. 1850669

Thank you for your support, but I'd rather not. I can only associate her music with trauma.

No. 1850671

Totally understandable.

No. 1850696

How do you feel about Barbra Streisand?

No. 1850881

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laughed so hard i coughed

No. 1850884

>(kawaii and clueless)

No. 1851361

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No. 1851371

Please learn to crop screenshots, this is killing me.

No. 1851410

did it that way to show the posts were in different threads. I could have made it a little neater but this was the easiest way

No. 1851421

Fair enough, I realized that's probably why you did it right after I posted my reply kek.

No. 1851431

my sides, nonnie, what thread?

No. 1852475

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No. 1852612

kek, what thread is this?

No. 1852785

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No. 1852877

Just the Ideal male bodies thread with that awful threadpic. I liked the reply because i find the idea of a nona out there seriously thinking that hilarious.
She would give me a quest with a legendary item as a reward if she existed.

No. 1852991

I can't wait until she finds out that soda and sparkling water are made with water.

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No. 1853517

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No. 1853524

Kiss kiss fall in love

No. 1853780

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No. 1854094

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No. 1854109

What thread?

No. 1854119

it's in the ideal male bodies thread in /g/

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No. 1854645

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No. 1855336

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No. 1855341

What is Euphoria if not the Idol but Aesthetic

No. 1855345

I hate euphoria. A show rated for only adults but 90% of its fanbase are tween girls

No. 1855356

i'm dying

No. 1855517

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No. 1855784

Every single 18-20 year old i was forced to work with as Starbucks watched Euphoria and expected real life to be like that. It was really sad

No. 1855807

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No. 1856008

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It’s about Shay

No. 1856198

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Male version of this

No. 1856308

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No. 1856312

I'm pissed I missed this nobody told me Jeremy Allen White is a farmer

No. 1856313

I completely thought those were vibrators

No. 1856435

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leran to sage

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No. 1856498

Those are Cillian Murphy’s eyes

No. 1856511

I was joking. I hate autism.

No. 1856604

Anon, do you really think that I thought you believed Jeremy Allen White is an lolcow user? Maybe you’re the autistic here. I responded because Jeremy Allen White isn’t a meme on lc like Cillian Murphy is.

No. 1856757

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No. 1856775

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No. 1856782

How is that funny? It's just sad.

No. 1856786

It's from the black girl problems thread. The joke is that the person who posted the cap is probably an attention-seeking racist, and it makes his worthless, shriveled microdick he insists is a "clit" hard when he finds out he might be getting attention, and successfully causing women pain. Same logic behind him constantly spamming (or attempting to spam) gore and CP here for years.

No. 1856787

Fetishes you're ashamed of

No. 1856839

You must be one of these empaths i keep hearing about.

No. 1856849

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No. 1856926

>h-h-heh what about empaths, lol woman moment, btfo foid
Castrate yourself, you'll feel better.

No. 1858446

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i love doll sperging

No. 1858451

I love that we share this site with horses and hamsters kek.

No. 1858873

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I just had a little chuckle seeing the two right next to each other

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No. 1859221

kek just came here to post this one. god bless you kegel-nonnie

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No. 1859324

How mad are you that you're all very easy to spot?

No. 1859645

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No. 1859671

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From the men aging like milk thread

No. 1859704

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No. 1859717

the awful hat is enough of a reason to wish death upon him

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No. 1860789

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I love the way these are sitting facing opposite directions like yin and yang

No. 1860790

Swap them and its the perfect fit of yin and yang

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No. 1860801

Did you have a stroke

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No. 1862779

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No. 1862780

how dare you to post this and not link the original post

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No. 1862863

Husbando hornyposting fred.

No. 1862877

Conventional attractions thread

No. 1863062

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No. 1863911

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No. 1864926

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No. 1864938

fucking kekk

No. 1865503

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No. 1865513

OMG she's so cute. i hope this nonna was my friend. top tier sense of humor.

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No. 1867060

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/g/ has some major autism bangers. Anon makes her own sonichu amulet, +50 hp +50 stamina, magicka poisoning debuff

No. 1867063

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Anon carves a voodoo doll of her husbando from the ground up, like God himself molding the flesh of man

No. 1867066

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Anon poses a pressing, difficult question in the support group

No. 1867067

Looks like a Soviet era stop motion puppet.

No. 1867068

who even is that motherfucker

No. 1867072

At this point you just need to touch grass…

No. 1867073

She says his name is Björn but im not sure. There are like 10 update posts in the husbando devotion thread of her carving him like a Russian prisoner making a shank from a rotting russet potato.

No. 1867074

It's Bjorn from Vinland saga iirc

No. 1867077

You guys have no passion or creative fuel in your hearts, that's so sad.

No. 1867079

I'm a writer. And dolls are fucking creepy

No. 1867081

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Theo Von

No. 1867082

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No. 1867083

I seriously love this. Hope nonna finds a way to darken his hair.

No. 1867088

kek at the anons trying to be so aggressive
sorry but this will never be as cringe or laughable as when moids do it, she's based, dolls may be creepy but moids are disgusting
she must have received +10 years to her lifespan by turning him 3D(derailing)

No. 1867089

Same. I didn't know making dolls of characters you like was considered weird kek. I see non-husbandofags do it all the time on other sites.

No. 1867092

I didn't know either. Years ago I made little felt dolls of my husbando and OC, so anon's creativity is kinda nostalgic. Can't wait to see how the rest of her Bjorn doll goes!

No. 1867094

Good for her, I love the dedication kek

No. 1867096

Failmale Chrischan Rapist VS Stacey Husbandofag Artisan

No. 1867098

You're projecting your sensitivities. No one is being aggressive, there isn't a single ounce of aggression or vitriol in any of this. It's harrowingly autistic but yes, it's harmless. Girl autism is often charming in this regard, compared to boy autism where they would be putting flashlights into pony stuffies. Relax.

No. 1867101

i don't see what's creepy aboit makign a doll, it's just crafting. like cosplay.
>>1867066 is pure mental illness though.(derailing)

No. 1867102

I honestly don’t see anything cringe with this. It’s not like the drawing is a crude imitation, the linework is reminiscent of a medieval monk’s manuscript. And the character seems pretty normal, it’s not like it’s jar jar binks or Thomas the tank engine. If I had a nice locket I would probably put my husbando in it, too. This inspires me, even.

No. 1867103

sorry, it's hard to stop my moidfoiling tendencies when i didn't make a doll on my own, i'll get it started right now

No. 1867105

I don't get what's funny or cringy either. People have crafted things of or for media that they like for ages. It's like fanart or cosplay.

No. 1867106

Who used the word creepy? I posted the screenshot and I didn't. This is a thread for funny posts. Please reel in your sensitive nature.

And who said it was "cringe"? It's autistic as fuck yeah, but you're the one pulling these words out of your hat. Its just funny. Jesus christ.

Moids commission graphic fuckpillows of lolitods. I am not bullying you husbandofags, you're carving up elaborate enuit totems and idols and it's funny. Comeon.

No. 1867108

nonita is living the dream. i hope you find a cute locket to put your husbando in too.

No. 1867113

>Who used the word creepy?

No. 1867114

You’re right, you didn’t use the word cringe, but the way you’re using ‘autistic’ is pretty much synonymous on an image board.

No. 1867120

So she thinks all dolls are creepy? So what, grow up omg.

But it is autistic. Go back to your containment if you're that hurt by the exposure. You're actually prolonging the issue by pretending it's some divine attack on your character and blowing it out of proportion. Go join a support group I guess? It's a public imageboard.(infighting)

No. 1867121

i won't make my own if we're not going to do them together and let them hang out, sorry nona, i hope you're not a burgerfag because we need to hurry up before someone surpasses us

No. 1867122

nayrt but i've seen anons use autistic as an irreverent but well-meaning compliment

No. 1867126

Weak. You are weak. A real waifu devoted to her husbando would ministrate over the delicate carving of his form that she is carefully whittling into a bar of soap like a religious idol made for worship and prayer. She needs no encouragement from outside sources. She does it out of pure love.

No. 1867139

File: 1706159152553.png (1.1 MB, 635x1269, motivation.png)

i'm not powerful enough

No. 1867387

>carving him like a Russian prisoner making a shank from a rotting russet potato
KEK some of you nonnas really have a way with words

No. 1867603

File: 1706208367249.png (30.81 KB, 1367x212, bellesperg.png)

No. 1867606

KEK I remember that anon. She was obsessed with belle editing her vagina to look “younger” and she’d sperg endlessly about labia texture and colour.

No. 1867867

File: 1706229815127.png (797.15 KB, 1341x930, crop1.png)

No. 1867869

Omg I thought I was the only one making husbando dolls that's so cool

No. 1867879

I was about to post this kek

No. 1867880

this is awesome i love autistic women

No. 1867887


No. 1867929

No. 1868018

Wait, she CARVED that? I'd ask her to marry me, but she's obviously dedicated to her husbando and I could never compete…

No. 1868101

Omg yes it does. Why does it look like Eastern European or Slavic somehow kek

No. 1868368

>carving him like a Russian prisoner making a shank from a rotting russet potato.
This is funnier than the original post.

No. 1868820

File: 1706325163760.png (451.63 KB, 1079x1305, 1000007513.png)

No. 1868873

File: 1706328906608.jpg (84.08 KB, 937x322, IMG_20240126_211535.jpg)

the single loud "HA" i let out when i read this

No. 1868880

Same. She's a genius.

No. 1869144

File: 1706357128583.jpg (13.82 KB, 477x78, 56757.jpg)

No. 1869356

Remember the anon who said if Brittany Venti and Shoeonhead had a baby the baby would have normal eye distance

No. 1869849

File: 1706416786175.jpeg (476.31 KB, 1935x805, IMG_3656.jpeg)

I know people hate it but i find it so funny and jarring when retarded newfags integrate so poorly.

No. 1869853

What thread was that?

No. 1869856

When I called it new pasta and she said it's actually veggies not pasta

No. 1869861

it was beautiful

No. 1869863

No. 1869866

Blanched my vegetables last night just for her kek

No. 1869873

love it when women are passionate about their interests

No. 1870428

This is embarassingly cringe. At least crop the redtext telling that tumblr refugee to integrate.

No. 1870549

Nobody on tumblr cooks vegetables kek they subsist off testosterone shots and blueberry muffins

No. 1870582

File: 1706490905601.png (8.93 KB, 911x158, youarenotadeerbitch.png)

No. 1870599

No. 1870605

File: 1706493028926.jpeg (216.91 KB, 1242x465, 2559E08F-A580-41BC-A2A6-8A7ED2…)

I don’t know why but this cracked me up. Imagining a large hipped radfem farmer who has a moral objection to the lifestyle and clothing choices of the Tarim basin resident males from 3300 years ago and only wears skirts because of it just makes me giddy for some reason.

No. 1870616

File: 1706493997810.png (93.43 KB, 3282x236, unashamed cockflattener.png)

from the fetishes you're ashamed of thread, naturally

No. 1870858

File: 1706518692600.png (213.5 KB, 618x553, 0.png)

No. 1871307

File: 1706557890652.jpeg (140.25 KB, 2126x228, C903DD31-B504-4A99-9468-CAD014…)

from the latest shay thread

No. 1871644

File: 1706589907475.jpg (32.95 KB, 720x174, 1000002446.jpg)

Genuinely amused by the way husbandofags cockblock their own 2D fantasies because they have to make sure their fictional lover maintains cannon

No. 1871740

File: 1706601136039.png (146.61 KB, 920x690, Screenshot 2024-01-29 234951.p…)

No. 1871767

File: 1706604809300.jpeg (81.24 KB, 640x1011, 655733D7-0CE1-4D1D-AB3B-666EFC…)

Is this too niche

No. 1871773

I admire the loyalty to the character, tbh.

No. 1871774

kek what thread

No. 1871775

File: 1706605814285.png (13.98 KB, 1345x170, kmskmskmskms.png)

No. 1871800

>but I find it so funny
It's almost like this was the point of that post was to be funny, and that lots of us find these silly posts funny. Some anons have a sense of humour.

No. 1871899

being tryhard isnt funny(infight)

No. 1871905

The sense of humour in question:

No. 1871949

this is what 90% of the caps posted here feel like to me

No. 1871960

every day I check this thread and start sobbing because I don’t think any of the caps are funny. I’m considering killing myself because I cannot fathom how to go on living with the fact that anons post caps I don’t find funny in the funny caps thread. Until I gather the courage to do it, I suppose the best I can do is make sure I write out a “this isn’t funny” reply to every post I don’t think is funny with my hands that are wet with my own sorrowful tears. Won’t someone please think of me and all the countless others suffering from not laughing at the caps in this thread? Someone call the United Nations, this can’t be allowed to go on.

No. 1871968

>inb4 anon selfposts itt

No. 1871992

your behavior is truly exhausting anon

No. 1872188

File: 1706640368578.png (53.69 KB, 1080x316, lol.png)

No. 1872291

This actually made me giggle because for real this is what the basket cases itt sound like

No. 1872418

File: 1706656299190.jpeg (390.65 KB, 1200x3000, IMG_0217.jpeg)

No. 1872433

What thread?

No. 1872435

I keep remembering this image throughout the day and laughing every time I do. Bless this nona.

No. 1872439

No. 1872445

File: 1706658767980.jpeg (106.16 KB, 1242x296, 32970524-A939-4E6B-BED3-E0FCE3…)

No. 1872447

>cockblocking your own fantasies
I do this all the time too, it’s so annoying and upsetting. How did god make me a maladaptive daydreamer husbandofag and a realist all at the same time? It just doesn’t make any sense.

No. 1872465

maybe I'm just not autistic enough but I tend to interpret the characters in ways that are still convenient to myself while being in character. He could still eat pussy and make you cum but make it all about himself and his bragging rights, I guess. Unless it is explicitly stated in the source material that he does not ever do it in which case… sucks for you lol.

No. 1872506

File: 1706662544695.png (587.54 KB, 3162x1198, is it a lizard.png)

I kinda feel bad for laughing, but this poor anon in the stupid questions thread encountering her first house gecko. Just being terrorized by this tiny little guy

No. 1872564

File: 1706668355728.jpeg (10.82 KB, 628x174, 7M1sbMv.jpeg)

No. 1872565

File: 1706668494599.jpeg (114.51 KB, 2232x760, FtKVpgC.jpeg)

No. 1872566

File: 1706668641056.jpeg (31.22 KB, 1097x326, 8G1rojN.jpeg)

No. 1872674

File: 1706682969588.png (181.16 KB, 790x370, IMG_61DSF.png)

No. 1872727

File: 1706690874326.jpg (203.04 KB, 711x854, 1000002461.jpg)

Just archiving that anon completed her hand-carved Russian totem and has posed him in not one but three different bussdown pussyspread eager for breeding positions. It is delightful.

No. 1872850

File: 1706708566637.jpeg (345.37 KB, 1038x1587, IMG_0108.jpeg)

No. 1872908

In pic 5, are those just cloth folds or does he have wooden wood?

No. 1873213

File: 1706730837296.png (22.8 KB, 1769x211, autist.PNG)

No. 1873389

Oh, same. I feel less alone and retarded now.. This happens even with my own made-up characters sometimes

No. 1873749

File: 1706779180090.jpg (60.44 KB, 720x368, 1000002468.jpg)

No. 1874260

File: 1706823050023.png (306.5 KB, 790x502, lolcow dot email.png)

No. 1874354

I love the coke dog image

No. 1874712

File: 1706846481641.jpeg (77.99 KB, 1688x134, 67C885FD-F452-491F-A2A9-44F43F…)

No. 1874824

Sure, bunny ears are ridiculous but there are male rabbits too so she is right.

No. 1874832

File: 1706861828862.jpg (83.26 KB, 720x876, 1000002489.jpg)

He's got one of these on

No. 1874836

Stimulating his prostate, a very male activity though.

No. 1874842

File: 1706862858819.gif (12.73 MB, 480x270, youtube-video-gif 2.gif)

Kekkk for reference, anon was talking about the blonde, red-eyed character on the very right here. So you’re not far off.

No. 1877136

File: 1707056411000.jpg (45.78 KB, 662x276, Screenshot_20240204_062032_Chr…)

made me giggle

No. 1877151

Wanted to post it too kek she's so right

No. 1877193

File: 1707062836131.png (155.87 KB, 1080x507, 1000007779.png)


No. 1877198

File: 1707063092047.png (153.96 KB, 1080x911, from the vikings thread.png)

No. 1877203

File: 1707063467478.jpeg (340.23 KB, 1107x1711, IMG_7768.jpeg)

No. 1877894

File: 1707106942817.png (45.11 KB, 1878x168, who's there.png)

No. 1877952

File: 1707110785164.png (101.65 KB, 673x439, kek.png)

No. 1877977

Joshua Graham lore

No. 1878436

File: 1707161253907.jpg (738.37 KB, 906x2004, Screenshot_2024-02-05-20-16-44…)

No. 1878444

File: 1707162428799.jpeg (527.83 KB, 1290x1380, IMG_5462.jpeg)

No. 1878450

average INTP post kek, love it

No. 1878453

File: 1707162915259.jpg (215.16 KB, 843x863, MTXX_MH20240206_065649245.jpg)

Dad bods aren't even like that, it's strong men with broad shoulders but a layer of fat, not a pregnant beer gut and twig arms. Like a dude who can lift heavy shit with ease.(derailing)

No. 1878456

I swear to god that's what it meant a decade ago, but we've been psy-oped to mean lazy fat-ass.(derailing)

No. 1878460

Shit that’s kinda nice(derailing)

No. 1878461

Yeah seriously, this is what a dad bod is, not gross lazy flabby hairy unkempt men. >>1878460

No. 1878481

can you spoiler this shit please? i was eating(derailing)

No. 1878629

I can't take any moid with anterior pelvic tilt seriously.(derailing)

No. 1878714

I think this confirms I'm not straight because this looks just as nasty as the previous photo sorry(derailing)

No. 1880125

File: 1707275708935.jpg (428.21 KB, 1080x2404, lol.jpg)

No. 1880127

Least butthurt Lolcow mod.

No. 1880150

I guess the mod team doesn't want their heads to be chopped off in the tower of london lol

No. 1880157

File: 1707278669590.jpeg (798.29 KB, 1039x1970, IMG_4022.jpeg)

No. 1880273

File: 1707293898421.png (28.49 KB, 720x213, IMG_20240207_021529.png)


No. 1880519

File: 1707307523181.jpg (39.36 KB, 865x172, 1000015705.jpg)

Is it just me or do some anons have the craziest metaphors. Some of you just have a way with words. I'm gonna start screenshotting them and implementing them into my vocabulary

No. 1880571

File: 1707311273285.png (67.84 KB, 863x257, 1000020220.png)

No. 1880579

Yale professors have said many things, including the female orgasm is a myth and it’s normal to fuck children. Men shouldn’t be professors or philosophers or writers or anything like that. It always come back around to muh coom. They should be exhausted with manual labour so that they barely have energy to think. If men knew their place in society, we wouldn’t have to put up with this insufferable garbage.(derailing)

No. 1880797

File: 1707329057755.jpeg (217.22 KB, 984x504, IMG_3593.jpeg)

No. 1880856

File: 1707334009813.png (336.73 KB, 1778x1391, Lolcow's Own Caps #11 - Humor …)

discussing screencaps? in the CAPS thread!?

No. 1880872

I didn’t know they could black text anons, wow.

No. 1880884

They can give you any color of ban they want actually

Mods give me a blue ban please!

No. 1880997

File: 1707342461350.png (127.69 KB, 1295x123, 8eBHTAn.png)

No. 1881001

They’re being so rude lately

No. 1881008

this made me laugh so much. Months of work?! keep fighting the good fight, drake-chan
farmhands are being such massive faggots, it feels like moderation got stricter after hellweek ended, i swear i'm seeing more redtexts now than when it was actually happening

No. 1881098

File: 1707351891500.jpeg (562.88 KB, 737x1342, IMG_2469.jpeg)

immaculate simception

No. 1881127

Can someone find that video? I wanted to attach it but couldn't find anything but mugshots and porn

No. 1881128

Whatever weasely faggot they hired recently is the worst mod we have ever had.

No. 1881273

File: 1707364138079.png (40.44 KB, 562x172, Screenshots_2024-02-07-21-50-1…)

This reply wasn't even funny I'm just astounded at the brain damage displayed here

No. 1881294

weasley kek

No. 1881486

File: 1707395596740.png (6.97 KB, 683x96, uwu.png)

No. 1881659

this is genuinely one of the least funny caps I’ve seen posted here

No. 1881713

File: 1707415831391.jpg (90.07 KB, 719x416, Screenshot_20240208_101202_Chr…)

above made me laugh so.

No. 1881817

I usually hate when anons complain about the caps being posted but yeah, what is even funny about that post?

No. 1881845

File: 1707422881045.jpg (64.91 KB, 956x960, 1706152193423.jpg)

It's essentially picrel but unironic

No. 1882039

File: 1707431823460.jpg (69.58 KB, 1200x630, ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg)

No. 1882045

The women who do this the most always look older than their age. I swear they must have a friend their age who actually looks pretty young and just parrots their friends’ experience to make themselves seem younger? People who actually look younger generally don’t make a big fuss about it most of the time because it literally is just a daily occurrence they have become accustomed to.

No. 1882061

All the women I know irl who say they look younger than they are actually look a lot younger. Regardless of how they act. They don't talk about it all the time but it does come up from time to time so obvious they'll explain that not they're not lying about being 30 years old and they don't have a fake ID.

No. 1882092

I actually really do hate her low effort comics and she’s way too obsessed with being not-not like other girls. Just annoying. She only goes after women as well naturally.

No. 1882200

File: 1707442949334.jpg (92.88 KB, 940x719, Screenshot_20240209-124336_Chr…)

No. 1882202

Try being 50 and people think you’re in elementary school (happened to one of my friends 4’11” grandmas!)

No. 1882217

Thank you for seeing the vision.

No. 1882526

this made me kek too. I don't think anyone was alogging either, but who knows anymore what words mean

No. 1883266

File: 1707532028093.jpeg (737.2 KB, 1050x1640, IMG_1622.jpeg)


No. 1884090

jfc current farmhands are so fucking retarded, you can't celebrate this parasite's death in public because normies will gang up on you and apparently it's too much for anonymous imageboards too. love how they don't even know what a-logging means anymore.(take it to /meta/)

No. 1884441

File: 1707632041405.jpeg (86.06 KB, 810x327, IMG_3379.jpeg)

grats trannyjannies, this got a chuckle out of me

No. 1884476

What the fuck

No. 1884483

boba is like 3,000 calories(derailing)

No. 1884674

Sure if you mean calories and not kilocalories

No. 1885003

kekkk what thread

No. 1885220

File: 1707693515862.jpg (71.07 KB, 950x256, 1000015839.jpg)

i cackled

No. 1885233

Didn't someone respond with something like "why are you using kek like it's a comma"

No. 1885478

File: 1707708355230.png (26.31 KB, 1044x126, nutella.png)

Unpopular Opinions #113
LMAO I missed this thank you

No. 1885822

File: 1707746256957.jpeg (67.86 KB, 665x386, BC3AA2BE-6DB1-4F24-AF45-4475E4…)

No. 1886048

File: 1707764123801.png (158.05 KB, 1080x678, kek.png)

No. 1886193

File: 1707775507307.jpeg (985.84 KB, 1170x2114, IMG_8440.jpeg)

No. 1886278

File: 1707782608756.jpeg (315.17 KB, 720x651, 468DAE39-9E4F-4F49-88E0-56980D…)

No. 1886813

File: 1707832063196.png (416.3 KB, 1334x481, YAN.png)

No. 1886824

File: 1707832851168.jpeg (87.1 KB, 645x570, 6863B3B4-1F4E-4E0E-A87B-1DC8D2…)

No. 1886855

this was pakichan yelling at clouds as always

No. 1886929

File: 1707839906756.jpg (73.62 KB, 437x530, vive la milk.jpg)

No. 1887009

File: 1707844413566.jpeg (702.48 KB, 1799x1676, 5C23FAE9-4D20-4639-8A7D-900ECC…)

the last nonna made me laugh the most

No. 1887681

File: 1707882046807.png (312.28 KB, 1080x1542, confessions thread.png)

No. 1887689

I refuse to believe someone here is that retarded I'm sick to my stomach

No. 1887699

File: 1707882703860.jpeg (618.21 KB, 1083x1213, IMG_1699.jpeg)

It's more so the redtext that made me kek.

No. 1887702

Sounds like a great first line to a song

No. 1887703

Farmhands are newfags, this was satire

No. 1887874

File: 1707906695396.jpg (9.54 KB, 347x91, Screenshot 2024-02-14 210406.j…)

No. 1887920

This was satire why did they get banned lmao

No. 1887921

This gave me so much second hand embarrassment it hurts

No. 1887923

I think that she just has a level of sarcasm and humor that i can't grasp yet. I hope.

No. 1887926

kekk this could be a great disney channel comedy plot

No. 1887927


No. 1888026

File: 1707923998047.png (138.97 KB, 727x507, monkies.png)

No. 1888033

File: 1707924940223.jpeg (759.91 KB, 1119x1997, IMG_3556.jpeg)

Bleak but nonnies comment made me crack up

No. 1888038

how are shaynafags so painfully unfunny

No. 1888053

coming up with painful humiliating death scenarios of cows like this and posting it is mental illness behaviour

No. 1888064

kek maybe but it still made me chuckle

No. 1888068

don't feel bad, it made me laugh.

No. 1888373

File: 1707943949142.jpg (53.6 KB, 691x216, vent thread 204 (yes, really).…)

No. 1888374

Animal testing

No. 1888423

File: 1707947459276.png (137.12 KB, 1080x675, baby.png)

No. 1888497

How does this not get banned for alogging but talking about King Charles' cancer does

No. 1888602

If nobody reports something, the farmhands likely won’t see it.

No. 1888817

File: 1707971408401.jpg (129.76 KB, 720x662, Screenshot_20240214_203039_Chr…)

No. 1888818

File: 1707971535231.jpg (230.29 KB, 720x1171, 1000002775.jpg)

There are diamonds in /g/ for those with the eyes to see

No. 1888821

well, its nice to see love is alive here.

No. 1888831

So sad and gross she reminds me of Chris chin but like the yin to his yang. They’re both fat hedonistic neets who’s parents don’t say no to them and Shayna is creepy with her dad like how Chris Chan was/is(?) with his mom.

No. 1888883

File: 1707974610203.jpeg (730.11 KB, 695x1112, 293DC508-6B0E-4350-9B74-D11A9F…)

god bless the ironic joshfags

No. 1888941

what's with the >> greentexting

No. 1889064

File: 1707992687433.png (123.67 KB, 1693x445, KEK.png)

No. 1889074

File: 1707993859384.png (10.78 KB, 762x100, transracial dysphoria.png)

No. 1889656

File: 1708034132907.jpeg (214.17 KB, 640x957, D509DDEF-1311-4AFA-B7CA-9B3D57…)

Why are they so mad at her

No. 1889657

why you think I mean purple like lavender I mean like brownish red obviously the fuck.

No. 1889660

Thats maroon

No. 1889671

I love women so much this is turning me gay

No. 1889692

I cannot imagine why. I'd think maybe it's some baiters dogpiling on her together, but she also got banned? Which thread is it?

No. 1889728

No. 1889733

That was me kek. I also have no idea why i was banned. I admit it was a shit joke but apparently if the mods think it's not funny enough it's grounds for a ban.

No. 1889746

>it's not funny enough it's grounds for a ban.
That's true. I bet you one of the mods replied to you kek

No. 1889755

File: 1708037718066.jpg (129.57 KB, 1068x617, innocent mistake.jpg)

God bless the anon who mixed up the TIM and TMI threads kek

No. 1889790

NTA but why didn't you just say that when the other anon asked about dick colors? i never heard of purple or brownish red (which isn't even a shade of purple) dicks either. it sounds like a medical condition.

No. 1889800

File: 1708039998195.png (372.55 KB, 709x978, 4.png)

Why did you purposely leave out the context kek
Things you hate

No. 1889851

It's so fucked that the retard tranny jannies can just ban you for jokes they don't personally find funny. It isn't even an offensive joke, it's the kind of thing a second grader says to be edgy.

No. 1889891

Feels like justice.

No. 1889943

I wasn't I just wanted to join a dogpile

I'm sorry

No. 1889945

You should've included what it was replying to

No. 1890159

File: 1708067358113.jpeg (662.67 KB, 1056x1330, IMG_2445.jpeg)

No. 1890287

File: 1708078510452.png (375.22 KB, 654x759, IMG_20240216_041643.png)

No. 1890321

No. 1890324

Lolcow is officially a discord server run by a fat angry troon

No. 1890363

Kek that was a funny joke, what a dumb ban

No. 1890482

It was in celebricows >>>/ot/1890175

No. 1890488

File: 1708098196053.png (18.52 KB, 1082x289, nonny pls.png)

No. 1890535

File: 1708100828425.png (69.72 KB, 1749x444, discrimination.png)

i love you fartnonny, i see you fartnonny

No. 1891028

File: 1708134401828.png (111.38 KB, 1220x238, lmao.png)

No. 1891041

File: 1708135201214.jpg (29.35 KB, 247x277, 1703032293443.jpg)

Men type this out, screenshot it, and then share it on their incel groupchats with the caption "all women are whores". They have their dick in their hand as well btw.

No. 1891205

File: 1708151041164.png (781.59 KB, 1120x838, 1708148597182.png)

(selfpostception pt.2 electric boogaloo)

No. 1891244

Selfpost vibes

No. 1891256

It’s true i am actually the ashen one from dark souls 3

No. 1891278

They are so obvious. Like me too sister, I also cheat on my husband with buff chases mods, get that

No. 1891281

File: 1708157402398.png (785.12 KB, 890x748, DUMPHIM.png)

Poor nona

No. 1891285

Please for the love of God what thread is that I tried searching for by the post number but it didn't give me the right one I need to comment on this atrocity please tell me what thread it's from

No. 1891286

>dating drawfags

No. 1891287

/g/ relationship advice

No. 1891298

I thought that was a beard and the wings were big hands

No. 1891309

as a drawfag, it's not terrible skill-wise considering he picked up drawing so recently, as a woman, my pussy has never been drier

No. 1891319

File: 1708162487229.png (28.91 KB, 917x151, suggestive murder.png)

What the FUCK is this redtext kek

No. 1891346

most of it looks traced

No. 1891501

File: 1708181539309.png (10.65 KB, 1671x101, Camping.png)

Anons were right, /meta/ is insane, i'm having fun now keeek

No. 1891624

File: 1708192391327.jpg (380.63 KB, 1080x993, Screenshot_20240217-175455.jpg)

"Unshape" is going to become part of my vocabulary

No. 1891627

kek who's that moid? he was so cute before, men age like shit

No. 1891636

Suggestive murder, my fetish

No. 1891652

James Spader. He was very cute in the 80s and 90s, and was even okay in the early 2000s when he was already middle aged, like in Secretary. But then he lost all his hair, gained more weight to the point he was actually fat rather than just not rail thin anymore, and became straight up uggo. I've never seen anyone hit the wall quite like that. This cap was in the men age like milk in /g/.

No. 1891655

> and was even okay in the early 2000s when he was already middle aged, like in Secretary
lies make baby jesus cry anon

No. 1891656

That's sad. In Boston Legal he was still cute. I mean, middle-aged, but not … whatever this bald stump is.

No. 1891662

File: 1708194361785.jpg (25.7 KB, 557x356, ugly man.jpg)

kek some nonnies need glasses this thing is hideous, not even a ''good looking'' old man, he looks like a bloated corpse

No. 1891665

File: 1708194573735.jpg (619.85 KB, 1080x1365, Screenshot_20240217-183011.jpg)

Well, when I said he still looked okay in the early 2000s, I didn't mean that he still looked as good as he did before then. Just that he looked like a normal middle aged guy. He looked better in that era than he does now. He's got one of those faces that really needs hair to look decent

No. 1891666

idk I just remember seeing the first season or so, he looked better then. Cute was meant in a very bland & asexual way, should have used a different word, oh well.

No. 1891705

File: 1708196590819.jpeg (71.6 KB, 576x902, IMG_3075.jpeg)

Eh, it was getting bad already but he still looked decent from certain angles and his voice was always extremely hot. No excuse for what happened later though.

No. 1891745

My celebrity crush is balding too, he started going bald at 36 (mid 2000s) and he's blonde which makes things even worse. He has good features and defined cheekbones imo he should just go completely bald and stop trying to conceal the receding hairline

No. 1891779

there is so much wrong here. is nonna dating a middle schooler?

No. 1891781

File: 1708200165897.jpg (460.47 KB, 904x2049, Screenshot_20240217_200340_Chr…)

No. 1891784

Kek i wanted to save this too, i don't know if all of that is true for the second nona so i feel sorry for her but it's still kinda funny, bless her

No. 1891795

Kek great (and relatable)

No. 1891933

File: 1708211016199.png (143.6 KB, 600x628, cryforhelp.PNG)

No. 1891948

Kek is this celebricows

No. 1892012

Hes 27. She has since returned to defend him and has said "I spoke with him today and he was listening to the Spongebob soundtrack. He might be more childish than I thought, but I'm not going to break up with him for being a simple person or for being bad at art"

Childish men are so disgusting.

No. 1892366

I want so, so badly to find the image he traced it from so I can prove to nona he is pornsick. I do not think he traced a picture of her like she says. If I could ID the big titty angel hentai or whatever he got it from I feel like it would get through to her…her delusion is pretty strong though she is ignoring her gut.

No. 1892369

the art is childish in skill but the man sounds like a regular adult pervert. the way she's downplaying it is retarded.

No. 1892378

It's in the general tinfoil thread

No. 1892460

>He might be more childish than I thought, but I'm not going to break up with him for being a simple person or for being bad at art
Big mistake, childish men are more or less tolerable only when everything's fine and you're healthy and safe; unfortunately, it rarely (or rather never) stays like that

No. 1892472

File: 1708267375523.png (2.81 MB, 2955x1907, spongebob.png)

kek oh my god

No. 1893123

File: 1708300320209.jpeg (156.51 KB, 707x275, IMG_0523.jpeg)

No. 1893125

File: 1708300397430.jpeg (340.25 KB, 1242x1482, IMG_3452.jpeg)

(encouraging moid raids)

No. 1893126

dont post the attention whore moid retarded newfag

No. 1893170

File: 1708303050414.jpg (33.28 KB, 600x375, 69db786e73af939cbc19e34319d0c1…)

I don't know the full context here so I may be missing something, but I'm actually really surprised that they don't all get purplish. I've only seen two, but sometimes when they get really hard they'll turn purplish in the head. Like the raisin or sangria color on this chart.

No. 1893185

Holy kek I can’t stop laughing

No. 1893190

File: 1708304294977.jpeg (266.88 KB, 652x690, IMG_2505.jpeg)

No. 1893382

File: 1708322098987.jpeg (174.31 KB, 1867x692, 215919AA-FAC9-4329-8DA9-7EEDAE…)

The old Venus threads had me fucked up

No. 1893383

File: 1708322136327.jpeg (109.38 KB, 1263x443, 2AC65D2D-CCD1-4B62-B6A9-D12B50…)

No. 1893384

File: 1708322183415.jpeg (253.68 KB, 1310x1474, E8535434-B3AC-4E91-843F-6BC5BE…)

Anons diss a porn actor from Japan. Sage for Samefagging

No. 1893390

Is his dick huge or something

No. 1893392

No not really…

No. 1893396

File: 1708322598278.jpg (21.15 KB, 480x360, 95d04a94028f669f4a9e446528760f…)

Horrible haircut wtf

No. 1893412

I idk why this made me laugh so hard, the resemblance is so uncanny knowing that the guy is probably using filters.
Normally men with that kind of look are exclusively in gay porn and they tend to have small dicks. Why i know this is a long story.

No. 1893439

Fun fact he was in gay porn. And he’s like 5’5

No. 1893440

File: 1708327223374.jpeg (28.4 KB, 529x579, F777ABFC-D7CB-49AA-8F3A-78CA95…)

No. 1894404

Oh, I just assumed straight porn since anon knew. I forget we have so many fujos now

No. 1894466

He does both. Some anon in Venus’s thread wanted her to do a collab with him. Not that he would. He’s considered an A+ porn actor in Japan. He knows her friend Junelovejoy

No. 1894502

File: 1708401351231.png (60.24 KB, 1283x199, Screen Shot 2024-02-19 at 10.4…)

The descriptions of the boards gave me a hearty kek.

No. 1894582

File: 1708411566567.png (100.96 KB, 786x152, moidtuber.png)

I'm glad i don't hide threads on my phone because if i did i would have missed this, made me chuckle.

No. 1894596

File: 1708412611133.png (166.43 KB, 666x278, 0347a892193213d354.png)

No. 1895374

File: 1708463265269.jpeg (314.21 KB, 1169x1711, IMG_4448.jpeg)

No. 1895718

File: 1708485280606.png (284.91 KB, 1080x1400, from g.png)

No. 1895750

A man with his dick in one hand posted this

No. 1895862

KEK that made me actually laugh

No. 1895907

File: 1708500060910.png (55.41 KB, 687x147, kirby ahegao pussy juice eroti…)

No. 1895926

Oh my god I need to see what she is replying to

No. 1895937

File: 1708503435589.png (254.18 KB, 720x755, lol.png)

No. 1896102

File: 1708520443734.jpeg (656.54 KB, 1170x1486, IMG_9628.jpeg)

Images that are haunted

No. 1896116

No. 1896589

No. 1896727

File: 1708555574449.jpeg (294.64 KB, 910x813, IMG_6144.jpeg)

No. 1896771

Nobody look up what he looks like today. I'm trying to help.

No. 1896810

I think someone once said he looks like if a golden retriever made a wish to be a human

No. 1896815

File: 1708562891069.gif (1.05 MB, 250x180, 1000002884.gif)

Kirbyanon is asian?

No. 1896821

No, what are you talking about?

No. 1896868

Oh. So just a weeb

No. 1896905

File: 1708569024495.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1170x2294, IMG_6683.jpeg)

the fact that she compared that fugly blond pig to draco malfoy combined with anons immediately getting pissed at her for it

No. 1897082

File: 1708578599486.png (67.46 KB, 1338x290, br.png)

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No. 1897137

File: 1708582942016.png (89.85 KB, 1080x469, 2Pc3H2U.png)

No. 1897140

I feel bad for chuckling lmao why did nonna put women in quotation marks

No. 1897150

>I've never seen white women fighting eachother before
Why do people lie about the weirdest things? Like what kind of racist tranny delusions lmao

No. 1897154

File: 1708584216278.jpg (147 KB, 1920x1280, 1708356968180.jpg)

That is a way too flattering of a pic of him

No. 1897155

I thought that was Amy Schumer

No. 1897158

File: 1708584348792.jpeg (392.22 KB, 880x729, 1EB4027B-FA59-41B0-ABBF-4DAAC0…)

No. 1897213

>I’ve never seen white women fighting each other before
Have you ever left the house? Honestly are you one of those racist Colombians? Because they always say wild shit like this because they’ve never even been around white people and think all white women are Kate Middleton.

No. 1897220

Why are you replying to a screencap of obvious moid bait?

Are you really that stupid?

No. 1897222

KEK I know exactly the type nonny

No. 1897223

File: 1708589707011.jpg (220.6 KB, 1791x711, cE5f7eR.jpg)

Reminder that everytime you think you are the ugliest, loneliest, and saddest person ever there is someone out there waiting to tell you your life doesn't suck that much and they are in fact uglier, lonelier and sadder than you

No. 1897229

I support this nona's suicide plans. Aka I hope she kills herself.(shit bait)

No. 1897248

No. 1897252

This has to be bait kek. The burying plan is great, it's not like you can simply go somewhere remote enough, kill yourself and decompose slowly over time…

No. 1897256

She just feels so shit about herself she wants to crawl into a hole and die. Idk why people are being so nasty about it.

No. 1897380

are you guys just posting anything now
there was some weird dogpiling in the thread this is from (vent) too. idgi

No. 1897411

File: 1708611029207.jpg (752.12 KB, 1080x2928, roman empire.jpg)

No. 1897416

File: 1708611203754.png (222.12 KB, 1828x421, this is supposed to be a good …)

No. 1897437

Is this /g/? Nonnies would fuck anything goblin that breathes

No. 1897452

Someone show her shovel girl. Do not underestimate white trash.

No. 1897478

File: 1708615044565.jpeg (160.48 KB, 763x1000, FE8E55AC-E016-4422-880D-575FB8…)

I don’t want to post in that thread as a lesbian since I wouldn’t have anything productive to add but I did see Roger Waters get posted and it made me laugh. I wonder if she heard the terrible rework of DSOTM he released last year. It was worse than even the Nostalgia Critic Wall review. Picrel I searched “young roger waters” to make sure that’s him bc I’m a lil faceblind and found this

No. 1897499

Nonna is not wrong though, what thread is it?

No. 1897675

Go fuck yourselves. Fucking sociopaths. Maybe I’m ugly and suicidal but at least I’m not cruel to other people. Screencaping and Posting my legit suicide plan in the funny caps thread. Really? Fucking really? I only posted it because I have no one in my life not a single friend who cares about me. And even here I am ruthlessly mocked both in the original thread and here. Posted in the funny caps thread! Haha! Looks like I’ve finally found the last straw. Go ahead and laugh it up. I’m clearly not evil enough to make it in this world, you sure showed me.

No. 1897685

Nonna there are miserable people on here that relish in the idea of someone else being miserable. >>1897223 is indeed fucked in the brain to post that here, but it’s clearly a vendettafag for some pathetic reason. I hope things get better for you

No. 1897742

I don't want you to kill yourself, and I really truly hope you never resort to any kind of self harm much less suicide. But if you are going to do it there are easier ways. I'm not mocking you, or your struggles just your shitty proposed way of ending things. I've been there, fantasized and planned but there's nothing to gain from it. No peace, no resolution. Only thing you can do is live and try to change things you can.

No. 1897746

no that was about Barry

No. 1897755

I don't find it funny at all, idk why it was posted. Nonna please be safe ok?

No. 1897759

Im sure it's easier said than done, but remember that there are anons here who purposefully try to provoke anons who say they're in a bad mental state. They're just being assholes, don't let them get you even more down.

No. 1897792

File: 1708628874624.png (41.05 KB, 787x396, lolix999.png)

I'm too tired to read whatever is going on in that thread but if this is one single anon that can't stop mentioning how Fate has loli content in every reply i find it funny.
By the way, did you know that Fate has a loli ecchi spin off?

No. 1897810

File: 1708629904459.png (109.83 KB, 1460x339, eroge fateshitter.png)

why dont you tell the full story, fate lolishitter
>sperg screechs for hours when anons praise genshin male characters
>claims every woman into genshin boys has terrible taste, unlike her superior curated taste in anime bug eyed boys
>gets asked to post better boys insteads
>posts a fate scrote
>a series that spawned from an eroge game and that has a loli ecchi spin off
>now nonnies are talking about how disgusting and pedophilic fate is for having bikini semi realistic little girl skins while ignoring this retard posting her mid ugly scrotes from her pedo franchise that are covered from head to toe because fate is a pedo moid franchise

No. 1897820

Stop dragging this retarded infight across several threads

No. 1897829

It wasn't my intention kek, i just found it funny how every reply after the anon who was spamming Arjuna sounded the same and after they started talking the loli counter went off the charts like i've never seen before.
That was some ouroboros shit.

No. 1898200

File: 1708652656925.png (725.38 KB, 1080x1227, dwightfromtheoffice.png)

No. 1898250

Ngl some nonnas do get very, very repetitive. Did you know the mahou shoujo genre was started by pedo moids? You probably do after the 15th time it's been brought up.

No. 1898267

File: 1708655556371.jpg (37.12 KB, 720x284, 1000002922.jpg)

No. 1898341

File: 1708659726662.png (86.88 KB, 554x500, dildo-or-microphone.png)

No. 1898363

she is so RIGHT. hate this bullshit

No. 1898385

File: 1708663499299.png (11.24 KB, 562x167, 089325264345.png)

No. 1898586

Nonnie please be safe ♥, whoever posted >>1897223 was probably just a retarded bait.

No. 1899103

File: 1708718170592.jpg (43.67 KB, 700x805, mGKVwKz.jpg)

No. 1899122

File: 1708718907719.png (963.05 KB, 737x1557, chief_crack_eagle.png)

This one still earns a chuckle

No. 1899238

File: 1708731011856.png (58.66 KB, 1080x318, spectrum.png)

No. 1899239

it shows

No. 1899246

Kekkk I knew it. They don’t understand the concept of humor

No. 1899266

Beautiful, I love when they speak bluntly like this. Everything is explained now.

No. 1899288

Retards should not be allowed on staff.

No. 1899293

File: 1708735846752.gif (217.14 KB, 220x126, 1000002674.gif)

Then we would have no staff.

No. 1899308

No. 1899356

The good kind of autism.

No. 1899496

File: 1708747731089.jpg (145.2 KB, 607x1093, 1000002949.jpg)

No. 1899538

Hid the other reply because they called you out lol, did it hit a nerve?

No. 1899540

what is this. Am I retarded or is anon retarded? I can't tell.

No. 1899541

Hid it because it wasn't funny wym must have been yours

No. 1899556

File: 1708753294365.jpg (365.33 KB, 1080x2680, kek.jpg)

No. 1899558

you shoulda got the one the big seme was replying to. All she asked is for farmhands to stop banning and redtexting saged jokes in /g/ kek. Really makes you wonder

No. 1899574

Not necessarily humorous but just documenting that a serial killer has bumped a 3 month old vent thread to post evidence of his crimes(screencapping spam, removed file)

No. 1899576

Waiting for the GPS coordinates next(screencapping spam)

No. 1899600

I need context

No. 1899601

There is none, these are the posts. I googled the sign under the truck and found some towing company in California, no other hints.

No. 1899603

Anon I understand you're schizophrenic and so therefore think the situation is obvious to everyone, but anon was asking about the general context, such as "why do you think there is a serial killer posting on lolcow, other than these two random pictures".

No. 1899738

File: 1708770630893.jpg (57.37 KB, 912x512, 1000015085.jpg)

No. 1899968

the only site banner we need

No. 1900722

File: 1708829451564.jpg (549.6 KB, 1080x2472, Screenshot.jpg)

No. 1900734

Kek what thread and what drawing is anon talking about

No. 1900740

File: 1708830953870.jpg (155.65 KB, 894x891, Screenshot_20240224_205049_Fir…)

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No. 1900787

File: 1708838007965.png (83.25 KB, 1080x371, genshin impact.png)

No. 1901644

File: 1708906932307.png (83.38 KB, 720x491, IMG_20240225_182140.png)

No. 1901714

File: 1708912128162.gif (2.17 MB, 473x498, 1000002981.gif)

>she was buying a chicken finger plate with double macaroni at Publix

No. 1901717

File: 1708912442312.png (529.47 KB, 1080x1730, 9.png)

No. 1901742

File: 1708913768484.png (349.81 KB, 1845x960, i consulted with the virgin ma…)

No. 1901859

File: 1708922324715.jpg (81.77 KB, 862x285, SmartSelect_20240225_205114_Sa…)

No. 1902547

This is iconic KEK I hope she hears back from the pope (and remembers to keep taking her meds).

No. 1902556

File: 1708963443351.png (71.38 KB, 708x162, w.o.d.png)

part 2 (from the copypasta thread)

No. 1902638

File: 1708970596834.jpeg (229.58 KB, 640x552, 67CDF67D-B3F4-4DF5-AB28-37F6EA…)

Oh yeah, I said that.

No. 1902948

>"What the hell is WOD?"
>"Ohhh, it's Warriors of Darkness!"
Kek even the file name made me laugh

No. 1902977

File: 1708991644511.png (79.02 KB, 1404x467, jesus.PNG)

No. 1903035

File: 1708994773811.png (124.45 KB, 1080x604, deodorant.png)

No. 1903039

Oh no like, someone made the joke on Twitter ages ago.

Yes you stole the joke from Twitter kek

No. 1903041

File: 1708994932019.jpeg (131.34 KB, 1132x327, IMG_1880.jpeg)


No. 1903042

The fact that I used to think this shit was covert racism but it's statistically factual(racebait)

No. 1903230

File: 1709008901813.png (231.79 KB, 1080x839, vgUu4Mk.png)

No. 1903275

kekkkkk this is fucking sending me

No. 1903562

File: 1709029902697.png (387.62 KB, 636x1207, IMG_20240227_042841.png)

No. 1903591

File: 1709031966943.png (48.55 KB, 784x214, 1000021065.png)

Self-hating Euro complaining about Euros

No. 1903593


No. 1903611

KEK i fucking love this

No. 1903898


No. 1903944

Now how the hell did the screenshot of the comment get redtexted for racebait but the original comment still hasn't been.

No. 1904195

File: 1709065720093.png (7.27 KB, 457x130, 1904186.png)

No. 1904201

Okay but I was literally giving really good advice and Gwen Shamblin was successful it's not her fault her trophy scrote couldn't drive a plane. I think it's disingenuous that you'd post my really good advice here and not tell everyone about the context and make me seem crazy because my post wasn't all about Gwen Shamblin you edited it and that's not my fault.

No. 1904208

i had to burnish your post in some way and there's no hall of fame thread yet, sorry nonna

No. 1904213

I'm sorry that I posted earlier my post accusing you of leaving out context it was wrong because you did link my original post but I didn't see it because I reacted rashly so I'm sorry I accused you of something you didn't do I did it in haste and it was wrong and I apologize. For additional context I am not planning to start a religious cult off of my diet plan book but if that's what organically happens then so be it but again it's not part of my current plan and I wouldn't go against the church yet. I'm sorry I responded to your post in haste and with anger in my heart it was because I was hurt but now I see it wasn't your intention. I hope you can forgive me.

No. 1904239

is this world of darkness anon? your typing style reminds me of her. apologies if i'm wrong.

No. 1904258

Yeah it's me and it's actually warrior of darkness not world of darkness but anyway do you forgive me for being mean to you I'm really sorry I didn't mean to be nasty sometimes it just happens I'm sorry(sperging, personalityfagging)

No. 1904282

That explains a lot kek

No. 1904885

File: 1709106880739.jpg (133.17 KB, 674x359, FtM general nr42.jpg)

No. 1904891

File: 1709107608664.png (4.93 KB, 591x104, lucky.png)

No. 1904930

File: 1709112112584.png (214.26 KB, 825x440, labels are for soup cans.png)

No. 1904980

these were posted before

No. 1905163

File: 1709136069512.png (35.95 KB, 919x247, 19752.png)

Wise Nonna right but I still think the Britbongs should be segregated to their own contaminated thread. Separate but equal

No. 1905221

File: 1709140221418.jpeg (570.21 KB, 735x1230, 4A3437A3-6EA2-499B-AFF0-03BF0D…)

No. 1905223

File: 1709140380544.png (59.42 KB, 690x140, autistiana tarde.png)

No. 1905338

File: 1709147702205.png (52.49 KB, 1797x228, IMG_453.png)

kek there's more

No. 1905419

Lil Wanye sent me for no goddamn reason, the cherry on the autismo cake

No. 1906166

File: 1709197922709.png (5.83 KB, 450x147, acid.png)

No. 1906195

File: 1709199736214.png (145.03 KB, 650x664, fuckyoulmao.png)

Fuck you nonnies for making me laugh at you making fun of my baby

No. 1906204

File: 1709200139986.png (186.72 KB, 721x327, baby clown room.png)

No. 1906324

File: 1709210504864.png (151.02 KB, 646x572, serbmin.png)

No. 1906460

File: 1709220355787.png (403.34 KB, 1030x858, 2FC34B76-1BCF-4B27-B86B-9108E5…)

The fucking state of lolcow these days. Anons need to stop responding to babysperging asap even to mock it, or else picrel is our near future(derailing)

No. 1906463

Nonna you gave me a heart attack because for a moment I thought this was the actual state of /ot/

No. 1906465

it might as well be, it’s getting really out of hand. I mean, even the directly next cap ITT is in response to another babyanon >>1906204

No. 1906470

Kek did you really make a fake screenshot

No. 1906472

You’re saying this as if it’s a negative thing kek. If you’re adversed to the idea of this website growing and changing with its userbase then maybe consider integrating to a different website?

No. 1906474

You’re gonna have to get over it

No. 1906476

If I ever open /ot/ and anon’s fake screencap becomes a reality, it’s so over

No. 1906477

Are you trolling? If that pic is really unironically what you want lolcow to turn into, we’re already doomed.

No. 1906481

I didn’t use the word ‘want’ in my post once, I’m just saying that there are more women here daily who get pregnant or desire conceiving a baby. If that for some reason disturbs you or would disappoint you you might want to go elsewhere, because trying to make fun of and ostracize mothers is grossly misogynistic.(derailing)

No. 1906482

That’s okay you’re allowed to retire from LC whenever you want

No. 1906483

Respectfully, there are much better forums for mommyposting than LC. How any mother thinks this would be a good place to constantly post about such things is beyond me. Stay in your confinement thread, at the very least, and you’ll probably be met with less hostility

No. 1906486

I don’t see anything wrong with mothers posting here and wherever they may want to? Mommyforums are much worse and 10x more hostile, judgmental, aggressive, and hateful compared to lolcow. I wouldn’t be surprised if younger mothers who’ve already used lolcow felt more comfortable sharing the new chapter in their life with other mothers here instead of the atrocious tradwives that will rip into you for drinking a starbuck while pregnant. I don’t see why it’s necessary to meet moms with hostility at all. It’s one thing to be against reproduction, to be bewildered by men, and to dislike the idea of women reproducing for them; but that doesn’t mean that it’s necessary to be mean to mothers, especially when they’re already dealing with so much to begin with. A little kindness goes a really long way. It’s okay to be kind to each other online.

No. 1906491

Same, I don’t get it at all. The content in >>1906460 is literally identical to all the Reddit parenting/marriage forms and for some reason a huge portion of anons see no problem with LC becoming that. It’s like as women we really have no spaces available to us free of constant husband and baby talk, LC used to be a refreshing change of pace from that but now it’s morphing into the same shit as everywhere else on the internet and real life and we’re just supposed to be happy about it and the loss of LC culture. I really don’t think that mock-up is supper far fetched after hearing most anons defend it, i think a lot of cool nonas will leave like >>1906482 suggests and that really will become what the site is like.(mommy post derail)

No. 1906492

I get what you mean, I'd rather not let ot become a mommyblog forum but on the other hand I do find it annoying when anons here get severely buttblasted at the mere implication of an anon having a child, being pregnant, or even having a husband. No offense but it weirds me out when anons get that way about mothers because it implies this idea that the second you have a child you can't do anything fun. My mother played and still plays MMOs with my father even while I was a young child so it's not like a mother can't have niche parts of themselves like using imageboards. Again, wouldn't want LC to become 1000% mommyblogging only but the hostility that anons get for being mothers weirds me out. It reminds me of anons who talk about how they hate 'normalfags' on here when I think one of the biggest reasons I adore LC is that it's a hodgepodge of opinions, experiences, and information from women of all walks of life, statuses and experiences all put into one space. I think it's fun to see non-weeb perspectives on anime, it's fun to see what mother's think of their children or parenting with zero filter and anonymity, I think it's fun to see the euros perspectives on American culture, and so on.

No. 1906493

damn are you saying being a mom means you can’t be cool anymore? ouch nonnie..(derailing)

No. 1906494

This is the future of lolcow. Grim.

No. 1906495

NTA and I agree there are better places to post about your pregnancy and babies than LC, but I don't see a problem either. Did people forget you can hide threads? Where are all these married/mommyposters? As far as I can tell they're not derailing and posting in threads in /ot/ and /g/. It's incredible that a woman posting about a woman exclusive experience such a childbirth or motherhood assblasts some anons so much that they have to complain so fucking much, they're getting more annoying than the scrotefoiling anons, assuming they're not the exact same posters

No. 1906497

I understand being uncomfortable with /ot/ being solely momposting, that’d be a little bit too much. I personally can’t imagine it ever becoming as oversaturated as the original pic, but I also can feel there’s a bit of a wave of moms currently here and still coming in. I don’t think that means that like 250000 threads that are only about motherhood and marriage will be made, but I do think that a lot more comments and posts on other threads such as vent or unpopular opinions or get off my chest will start to be posted.

No. 1906501

> Did people forget you can hide threads? Where are all these married/mommyposters? As far as I can tell they're not derailing and posting in threads in /ot/ and /g/.
They are derailing in /ot/, both the caps ITT are from there just from last night alone (and we’re not the only ones), while the baby thread in /g/ (where the posts should go) remains rarely used. That’s the whole problem imo, they breached and abandoned their containment and are now just bringing those topics into every thread on /ot/, which is annoying to many anons. If they kept it in the nigel and baby threads on /g/ no one would be having a problem with it. And if those anons really wish to connect with other LC mothers as >>1906486 says, then it makes more sense to use those threads anyway.

No. 1906502

Depressed blackpill hikkis really see one mommyposter posting about her baby or husband and star a fucking civil war over it. Damn. Go back to your retarded husbando hornyposting thread to talk about how you want to hump your pillow thinking it's him, I see a thousand times more racebaiting and /pol/faggotry than talking about childcare.

No. 1906504

There is an entire thread for mommyposting on /g/ i just dont understand why they gotta drag their bad life choices onto all threads.

No. 1906506

This. They know it irks the rest of the userbase to have that stuff listed constantly in /ot/, and they’re tired of receiving hostile responses, but refuse to use the threads that were created for them by likeminded anons for some reason. I think it’s because they like the attention, even the negative attention. Plus then it gives them something to act righteous about when any anon so much as lets on they don’t love seeing it everywhere.

No. 1906507

>they breached and abandoned their containment
Is this not a women’s forum anymore? Why would talk about motherhood, the most female possible event in our lives, need to be censored or hidden? What damage is inflicted upon /ot/ by mothers posting other than you disliking it

No. 1906508

It's funny the husbandofags are better behaved than the mommyposters.

No. 1906509

Newfag. Mommyposters should be banned for not adhering to site culture, specially since the farmhands are extremely anal about posting in the correct threads.

No. 1906511

> the most female possible event in our lives
Also, to actually answer you, it’s for the same reason the vagina thread and the relationship advice thread and the nigel brag thread exist in /g/, no one’s saying being a mother and wife isn’t a female experience, just that there’s already threads for that specific experience waiting to be used yet left totally empty on most days.

No. 1906512

nta but do you think that being pregnant giving birth and breastfeeding is the most male possible event in your life or(bait)

No. 1906515

I think it’s because mothers are used to going around in the world talking about mothering stuff and husband stuff everywhere, while husbandofags know how to be polite and avoid spamming people with topics they don’t care about.

No. 1906516

this has to be bait i refuse to believe its not bait

No. 1906517

Reading comp check: did the post you’re replying to contain this sentence?
>no one’s saying being a mother and wife isn’t a female experience

No. 1906518

You might want to get over anons who also have children and husbands breaching containment or not adhering to site culture as you say. Is there some kind of detrimental damage that is posed against lolcow by mommyfags?

No. 1906520

they should get over anons shitting on them. No one is going to be nice to you just because you willingly decided to get pregnant.

No. 1906523

>while husbandofags know how to be polite and avoid spamming people with topics they don’t care about
KEK are we just gonna act like the final 5 or 10 dumbass shit threads that were overrun with fujo infighting didn’t happen

No. 1906524

i will take an husbandofag sperging about her 2D crush over a mommyfag talking about how she wants to kill her child because of post partum psychosis.

No. 1906525

Are you baiting? Adhering to site culture and using containment threads is a staple of LC.

No. 1906526

No. 1906528

And no one is going to go to a different thread or board just because you asked them to. Like the earlier anon mentioned, you can either hide the thread or go to a website if you don’t feel comfortable with grown up talk.

No. 1906531

Those threads were for “dumbass shit” though so mommy anons could have posted their annoying stuff too. But the threads are gone now and I’m not even a husbandofag but I truly don’t see them outside of containment at all these days

No. 1906532

When was a post like that made? Could you please tag it because I never saw that and when I google kill my baby lolcow nothing comes up

No. 1906534

then get over it, anons are going to shit on you. This site isnt built to coddle retards like you.(infighting)

No. 1906536

The whole point is you can’t “hide the thread” when you yourself say it should be fine to post it in any thread. Follow your own logic at least?

No. 1906537

File: 1709224289362.png (56.17 KB, 625x626, 1000006504.png)

You guys are replying to the baiter from meta

No. 1906540

NTA but I’m pretty sure it was the last confessions thread, can’t be arsed to dig it up though kek. People said it must be bait but i don’t know, postpartum psychosis isn’t that uncommon and we’ve already established we have a lot of new mothers here now, plus the post was to the point and didn’t read like bait to me.

No. 1906541

Yeah I do follow my own logic that’s why I post in whatever thread I want

No. 1906546

she is totally a master baiter.

No. 1906550

>thinking women should be allowed to post about women’s topics on a women’s forum must be bait
The enby weebs never stop do ya(derailing)

No. 1906552

You might as well be dangling a worm between your fingers anon

No. 1906584

Stop this newfaggotry, since the dawn of lolcow we have mothers and married with a scrote users and topics related to that. Lolcow is not your hugbox of black and white thinking and your made up screenshot is far from something plausible.

No. 1906604

This. If anyone doesn't believe it go lurk old 2015 threads and see for yourself. I've seen some anons claim in meta that there's more wives and mommmies than before now as if there's something iffy going on when obviously the core userbase is in their late 20' and early 30's now and many just getting married or having children. There's always been bf talk on lolcow and a ton of straight women. Sorry but LC was not made solely for KHHVs

No. 1906610

You should've spoilered this anon kek

No. 1906612

I think newfags get confused because LC gets memed as "female 4chan" and come here expecting it to be /r9k/ for women, when this has never been true.

No. 1906627

It probably wasn't an issue back then because anons would stick to the right threads. Now they can't help but bring up babies and their husbands in completely unrelated threads. I've seen and reported derails and off-topic posts multiple times lately on /ot/

No. 1906673

I don’t get why mommy anons keep ignoring this point. What is the point of having the baby threads in /g/ if you refuse to use them? LC has always been very anal about containment threads and categorization, the only people who wouldn’t comply were Kpopfags and they got banned for it. But then mommy posters shit themselves when they get clowned on for not using their designated threads. It’s just entitlement imo

No. 1906689

Stop with the mommy-posting derail

No. 1906871

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No. 1906877

File: 1709246859870.png (504.11 KB, 1017x1019, Hans Holbein - The Ambassadors…)

Ok nonna I know this is the screencap thread but I have to share. This one dude in my Art History class who's a graduate Museum Studies major (so he should know better) looked at this painting we were examining and asked "the design in the tablecloth by the left guy's hand looks like a Cool S [the angular S kids in grade school draw]. Did they also make the Cool Ss back then on everything?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both (mostly from trying to stifle my guffaws).

No. 1906997

The full-blown autism it requires to make this

No. 1907004

We've had an influx of faggots from 4chan recently some stupid cunt has been advertising lolcow there you can check the complaints thread in meta and the hellweek to get caught up on the meta baiter(continuing the derail)

No. 1907008

I knew it was a man. They put far too much effort into their autism.(scrotefoiling)

No. 1907011

will you give it a rest already

No. 1907013

Just the allure of the lolcow girlies will have the ugliest incels typing with one hand and jacking with the other over being interacted with by women. Pathetic this is the high point of their social life. It's been weeks

No. 1907014

if you seriously believe a man made that, you are unbelievably retarded. A reminder, scrotefoiling is banned.

No. 1907015

Okay when I see that the funny screencaps thread has a new post I get really excited to see a new funny screencap but then I click on the thread and it's just a bunch of stupid infighting can we all just stop infighting and taking bait and only post funny screencaps in this thread please.

No. 1907019

>complaints thread
Holy shit do we seriously have dumb fucking anons advertising this place to moids? Of course it had to be a fujo too, as if they dont cause half the infights already(continuing the derail)

No. 1907020

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No. 1907032

Yeah I just checked, disappointed in nonnies tbh

No. 1907063

Kek make it happen

No. 1907068

Tbh I agree, anon posts it as bait but I think lolcow would unironically be nicer this way, it would drive out the most annoying NEET autists and be a better alternative to moid-infested reddit subs, we could actually get unfiltered advice from other moms(continuing the derail)

No. 1907070

it would just get infested with moids and pickmeishas that defend men at every breath like every single subreddit.(continuing the derail)

No. 1907086

We just need the right balance I guess(continuing the derail)

No. 1907087

Wtf is /blog/?

No. 1907089

balance of what??(continuing the derail)

No. 1907096

Balance of both retarded sides

No. 1907098

I'd rather have retarded NEETs than retarded normies, sorry nonna. retardation doesn't negate each other, it only adds up.

No. 1907128

Neets can be painstakingly annoying though

No. 1907129

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No. 1907219

You're stupid as fuck for saying this.

No. 1907345

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No. 1907352

posting your baby knowing anons are going to call it ugly is so fucking vile

No. 1907358

Did someone seriously post her ultrasound baby?

No. 1907535

Imagine the very first photo of you is posted to fucking lolcow. Mommyposters are something else.

No. 1907655

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No. 1907663

why does it look like a tombstone though lmao

No. 1907715

Already posted

No. 1907831

KEK it's already over, this site has been dry for a while now. I'll be surprised if it lasts another year.(continued sperging)

No. 1908108

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No. 1908112

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No. 1908221

this site peaked when most users were teens/in college, the remaining user base that stayed are simply in the age range women typically start becoming mothers. Sperging out because (1) anon said a reply that contained the words "my baby" is funny though. You don't have to get angry anons are entering a new stage of life.(baby sperging)

No. 1908225

>vintage creepy clown
Undoubtedly haunted

No. 1908241

This is my thing. It’s not like LC is some sacred only space where they can mommypost, 90% of female-dominated spaces are like this. There is no difference in content from what you’ll find on reddit or mumsnet adjacent sites. There is just no reason to have this content here (and in my opinion LC is not the place for it).(derailing)

No. 1908254

Anons can post about motherhood if they want anon lol. It's not like it's dominating the site. There a total of one dead thread in /g/ and sometimes you'll see an anon talk about it here and there. Definitely not as common as others are making it seem

No. 1908279

It’s like the troon stuff basically. “Be nice, they’re not hurting anyone, they’re allowed to post here as well, stop being a cunt” and then it gets overrun. Idk why normies need everything to cater to them they’re like locusts

No. 1908281

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No. 1908284

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No. 1908299

You're insane.

No. 1908317

File: 1709342543266.jpeg (140.83 KB, 1800x520, 9145FB2C-8DCF-4F27-9084-A8B235…)

When farmers found kiki’s Japanese bf on Facebook and tried to contact him

No. 1908318

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No. 1908322

Dunno about you but I like that there are normal women holding normal jobs and doing normal things but being able to write about their experiences in an unfiltered way away from men interfering and interjecting with their irrelevant takes. You may as well argue against any type of blog posting.

No. 1908356

troons don't adhere to our board culture and are often trolls. I personally haven't seen mom farmers troll and our board culture doesn't put down mothers. As the other anon pointed out a lot of users are simply just normal women, I don't understand what "type" of women you exclusively consider acceptable

No. 1908387

Comparing women who use lolcow to troons isn't a good look. Makes you seem dumb if I'm honest.

No. 1909202

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No. 1909221

No. 1909294

It's just the metafag doing the bait thing again ignore.

No. 1909303

YWNBAW made me chuckle

No. 1909622

File: 1709422602260.png (9.16 KB, 423x123, famous last words.png)

No. 1909629

god this site used to be fucking insufferable back then

No. 1909630

We are not mumsnet. Mommynonnies can post in /g/ not /ot/ (and especially not make threads in /ot/ about this)
And don't worry I've heard of a lot of imageboard autists having kids. Some kiwifarmers have kids. That doesn't mean they're normies just because they have children, it just happened I guess.(derailing)

No. 1909656

I'm sorry but you're starting to come off as very pathetic at this point(taking the bait)

No. 1909695

And she didn't. Vpn.

No. 1909701

>starting to

No. 1909971

File: 1709459388232.png (251.19 KB, 1080x1167, assblasted.png)

A bit old but I didn't post it before

No. 1909978

File: 1709459817935.jpg (44.32 KB, 970x582, 1000003127.jpg)

I'm so tired of eslchan she talks like Starfire

No. 1910083

No. 1910121

I actually like her use of ass blasted more than the actual meaning.

No. 1910140

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No. 1910181

File: 1709481083279.png (246.97 KB, 601x362, husbando anons never disappoin…)

No. 1910371

I wonder what anon did

No. 1910377

Argument about calling pecs titties.
I don't remember which side though.

No. 1910385

the titties side

No. 1910606

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No. 1910609

kek thread

No. 1910719

File: 1709517326147.jpg (94.64 KB, 720x757, 1000003153.jpg)

The return of the queen

No. 1910722

And I meant every word.

No. 1910723

The red text gave me a hearty kek

No. 1910740

File: 1709518477500.jpg (23.62 KB, 720x173, 1000003155.jpg)

This was her response when an anon accused her of being an imposter

No. 1910750

I love her so much. Lame as fuck she got banned immediately

No. 1910757

File: 1709519981991.png (551.59 KB, 1125x715, petretard.png)

No. 1910760

the fact you thought it was funny cheered me up anon at least i'm a funny pet retard, that's almost like a clown. thank you, genuinely.

No. 1910761

NTA but I also thought it was hilariously relatable.

No. 1910769

please uderstand

No. 1910986

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No. 1911153

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No. 1911324

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No. 1911407

If Boyega-chan has million number of fans i am one of them . if Boyega-chan has ten fans i am one of them. if Boyega-chan have only one fan and that is me . if Boyega-chan has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Boyega-chan, i am against the world. i love #Boyega-chan till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Boyega-chan . Hit screencap If you Think Boyega-chan Best personalityfag & Smart In the Basket Weaving Forum

No. 1911410

I died at this. Should have never doubted, inshallah will never deny her miraculous appearances again

No. 1911419

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No. 1911615

File: 1709580125339.jpg (191.98 KB, 951x1027, Screenshot_20240304_202128_Chr…)

Based and blackpilled

No. 1911687

File: 1709585445351.png (154.4 KB, 585x261, balls.PNG)

In /meta/ of course, where else would this man discuss balls (football,basketball and ect) in

No. 1911950

Update on the "I can't find any female friends in uni cause they all are dick suckers" cause I've seen something so disgusting I'm gonna pass out. I went to the account of one of the women who were attacking this post and she has a bf… Okay, makes sense but after scrolling further there was something insanely embarrassing… A ss of their dm's, him asking her if he should buy her food from McDonalds or other place and… She captioned it with "he's getting the craziest head tomorrow" it was months ago. I screenshoted it for myself as a reminder that these women are in fact mad at that girl caaus they're a cocksuckers. No man gets mad at being called a pussy eater. It's all out there if you search. I'm going crazy, I feel like a prophet
>Nigel owners write disgusting posts about sucking dick anytime their Nigels show basic human decency
Am I gonna get killed for my prophetic powers

No. 1911953

My bad. I had to post it as a copypasta. I can only use lolcow in incognito mode and it doesn't allow me to screenshot

No. 1911959

screenshoting works in incognito wdym

No. 1911962

doesn't work for me

No. 1911964

kek anon went full retard

No. 1911967

Is this starfiretard again

No. 1911991

File: 1709611416502.png (37.16 KB, 1792x166, IMG_67.png)

Only made me laugh because of the run on sentences, anon sounds so excited

No. 1912046

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No. 1912233

File: 1709639568758.png (44.5 KB, 738x290, nipples.png)

lmao this is so good I love it when nonas get creative

No. 1912328

I'm glad at least one nona here can still make a joke

No. 1912346

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I feel bad for this nona that she got banned in the bechdel thread for this because she was obviously using it as a figure of speech but this red-text made me laugh

No. 1912352

this actually made me laugh for a full minute.

No. 1912582

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No. 1912589

File: 1709664491953.png (26.75 KB, 1209x154, why did.png)

No. 1912602

That was funny kek I chuckled

No. 1912604

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No. 1912730

Oh my god I see it finally, she looks like Paul fucking Dano, she has his annoying little pursed mouth. I hate that faggot.

No. 1912857

kek farmhands are ridiculous

No. 1912875

File: 1709686167279.jpg (18.45 KB, 474x352, ugly moid.jpg)

She does and now I can't unsee it

No. 1913048

File: 1709698146174.png (4.41 KB, 655x78, sarah's boobs.PNG)

I'm sorry but I laughed

No. 1913050

This means that a non-trivial number of anons would date Shayna if she were male. The absolute state of straight women.

No. 1913055

File: 1709698590180.png (9.61 KB, 408x171, toaster.png)

Pure autism

No. 1913057

I love the aella thread

No. 1913089

Haven't forgotten about that one anon who posted her glum looking boyfriend.

No. 1913143

File: 1709709994153.png (83.25 KB, 640x774, anon experiences a ban.png)

Fandom thread.

No. 1913147

Would have been better if both got bans to be honest.

No. 1913156

why is this being posted 3 times KEK

No. 1913162

It was just that good. Sorry, I didn't think someone posted because I was scanning for the whole exchange!

No. 1913258

she did say "him" in the bechdel thread, the mods had to do it kek

No. 1913662

Got any more pixels?

No. 1914023

And didn't. You guys have posted it three times. I never saw the ban and I wasn't the one who deserved one, unlike that samefagging freak of nature.

No. 1914142

File: 1709780622051.png (233.5 KB, 511x646, litter boxes.png)

No. 1914145

File: 1709780798421.jpeg (453.44 KB, 1170x1453, IMG_8345.jpeg)

this is an old cap but gotta love "seitan"

No. 1914147

File: 1709780950447.png (101.27 KB, 852x345, Screen Shot 2024-03-06 at 10.1…)

It does kind of look like seitan though

No. 1914148

I thought it was a misspelling of "satan" kek

No. 1914149

I think it was a misspelling too, my reply was just an autistic attempt at humour, sorry nonna.

No. 1914151

File: 1709781415020.jpeg (85.91 KB, 736x736, IMG_9746.jpeg)

it's okay… we're all a little autistic here

No. 1914153

mento illness

No. 1914201

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No. 1914525

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No. 1915297

File: 1709858821660.png (290.53 KB, 991x1176, autistic.png)

No. 1915313

are you browsing lolcow on your apple watch or something?

No. 1915379

File: 1709862811144.png (678.08 KB, 616x776, nonnysburnerphone.png)

maybe she's browsing lolcow on a 2004 nokia flip phone.

No. 1915438

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No. 1915469

Imagine “hall is the blonde one” in this format kekkkkkkkk

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No. 1915877

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No. 1915878

Kek someone needs to paste together the best bits of the infight for this thread

No. 1915997

I was about to post this convo kek

No. 1916145

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I love the Regular Show sperg's posts, bless her heart

No. 1916335

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No. 1916340

damn, if I knew there would be badges I'd have stayed, I walked away cause I was embarrassed of both sides.

No. 1916492

every time i see that lady’s pic i think she’s the girl from tumblr that was dating another “tumblr famous” funny guy that called her vagina ugly or whatever. she was always talking about how her rich dad hated her and she lived in a rich area in new york state. wonder how she’s doing

No. 1916535

File: 1709924455354.jpg (292.8 KB, 1031x1007, book.jpg)

Made me chuckle

No. 1916981

File: 1709945700810.jpg (272.35 KB, 953x1418, 1000010287.jpg)

No. 1917008

old scrotes are so hideous, rdj has wrinkles that run all the way from his eyes to his CHIN in one unbroken line. And the other one looks like a corpse with a wig on.

No. 1917054

I see spike moreso

No. 1917211

File: 1709961511368.jpg (533.96 KB, 1752x1656, toriyama.jpg)

No. 1917243

isn't he a pedo who said he would cheat on his wife if he could?

No. 1917369

File: 1709976983770.png (327.02 KB, 1005x681, teh smex.png)

No. 1917374

Y'all gotta always bring some shit uh(integrate)

No. 1917381

Yes, that also got talked about in that thread

No. 1917384

Anon is just posting the funny reactions

No. 1917396

Can't post shit on here without some tiktoker trying to drop #factoids on you even when its obvious it doesn't need to be said

No. 1917442

File: 1709984850936.jpeg (23.03 KB, 235x215, IMG_6448.jpeg)

I’m fucking dying. I just googled Edward Elric and he’s not even a real person. I wonder what it’s like to have it dawn on you that your child has terminal autism?

No. 1917446

>he’s not even a real person
Yeah he's way smexier than a real moid.

No. 1917456

Just how do you guys end up finding lc?

No. 1917473

I saw a girl named ember whann on tumblr who seemed like she was full of shit so I googled her name and found the pro ana scumbags thread. Quickly lost interest and came to shit up /ot/ with the rest of you. But no I don’t watch anime.

No. 1917565

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No. 1917602

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No. 1917627

Is that Heart of Darkness anon off her meds again

No. 1918124

File: 1710033081505.jpg (159.48 KB, 720x941, 1000003300.jpg)

She's such a joy, she should be his publicist. I remember one time in the movie theater there were not one but two movie previews with Boyega starring in them and I remember thinking of her immediately like woah her impact

No. 1918159

What thread is this?

No. 1918175

I hope her ban was an hour max. Idc if she’s personality-fagging, I love her

No. 1918227

File: 1710041806071.png (482.14 KB, 1080x1076, lol.png)

No. 1918417

They need to stop banning her. She is genuinely the funniest personality fag this site has ever had

No. 1918418

The most correct as well.

No. 1918489

Fandom drama

No. 1918546

>I wonder what it’s like to have it dawn on you that your child has terminal autism?

Anon was clearly a kid lmao calm down

No. 1918579

Fucking kek

No. 1918587

>cAlM DoWn!!
Clearly you’re not the fun kind of autist who we like here. You’re the socially retarded kind who can’t understand nor take a very obvious joke. You’re the type that should be annihilated through the use of eugenics so we don’t have to go around putting /s after obvious jokes to avoid you totally chimping out.

No. 1918592

Nayrt but stfu what the fuck are you even on about

No. 1918596

File: 1710059063097.jpeg (24.41 KB, 500x338, IMG_0364.jpeg)

Thank u for sperging about my post. It makes me feel seen. Goodnight and I love u

No. 1918599

You make the world at large a worse place with your lack of comprehension and empathy. Mass culling of autists when.

No. 1918616

Not at all you're just a psycho

No. 1918623

Autists require endless coddling and resources and give little to nothing back.

No. 1918624

I dont care.

No. 1918626

Of course you don’t because you lack basic humanity. dogs relate and emote better than you people do.(infighting)

No. 1918636

Notice how you're sperging out and creating a whole fictitious narrative just because i said I don't care about what you have to say. You clearly are an autist.

No. 1918659

It's ironic that you talk about empathy and then about wanting to kill a bunch of people in the next sentence. And before you get mad, no I don't have autism.

No. 1918728

File: 1710066157666.jpg (28.66 KB, 792x273, Screenshot_20240310-112236_Chr…)

No. 1918858

File: 1710074304912.png (21.47 KB, 1793x212, lolcap.PNG)

No. 1918874

File: 1710074910877.png (176.82 KB, 1498x1082, toilet chan.png)

No. 1919008

I laughred, I cried, 10/10 keks

No. 1919169

File: 1710085093017.jpg (238.43 KB, 904x1079, 1000006730.jpg)

No. 1919180

KEK I laughed til I cried multiple tears, I unironically agree with the poop schizo, people who can take a dump at their friends’ houses are psychos and I’ve always been vaguely offended when visitors take a shit at my house ever since I was a kid

No. 1919249

I'm shaped just like this but no second stomach and sagger breasts, I need to get myself togeather.

No. 1919260

This is an example of people dogpiling and saying a certain thing just because they see other people saying it, because anon was absolutely correct!!

No. 1919444

She really was. Like, sometimes you have to go when you have to go, but if you're at a friend's house for only a short amount of time, dropping a smelly poop is inconsiderate and rude. At the very least, you should spray some perfume or leave the door shut.

No. 1919755

this is everything i've been afraid of as an ibs-haver. i'm driving my friends away with my shitting habits

No. 1919793

Don’t listen to them anon, I would let you shit in my house. No IBS but it’s still uncomfortable to hold in. I’m genuinely so shocked because I’ve always seen needing to shit as completely normal and acceptable and didn’t know there was an etiquette on holding it… Is pooping in another’s toilet really such an offensive act…

No. 1920034

Fuck you for making me read the word "smexier" in the year of our Lord 2024

No. 1920039

Those anons are neurotic retards. Shit as much as you like at my house, just turn on the fan, remember to flush, and wash your hands.

No. 1920044

Why do grown women have so many neuroses about poop? I remember an insane anon who said that she would literally poop IN HER HAND in public restrooms because she was scared of other people hearing the splash. I really hope that was just creative writing.

No. 1920088

The couple times I’ve ever had to shit at another person’s house I was profusely apologetic about it kek cause I find people shitting at my house to be so rude and weird especially when they don’t even mention that they can’t believe they have to literally poop rn but they’re sorry for having to go take a dump in my house.
Pooping in public restrooms is also fucking weird behavior unless it’s where you work, but it’s 100000x weirder to care if other people hear poop splashing so much that you’ll touch poop. Fuckin gross. I think my toilet neuroses stem from only ever having one bathroom shared between my whole family and there was never a bathroom fan. Also I have high anxiety as is and truly do not understand people who can just take a dump while they’re out and about, I exclusively shit in the mornings in my own home and can’t fathom people just being so psycho that they can shit anywhere, but perhaps I am the psycho all along

No. 1920089

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No. 1920091

Not everyone can schedule their shits anon

No. 1920094

I can’t always either but there’s an almost zero chance I’m gonna shit while I’m out and about if I don’t happen to shit in the morning at home. Even on vacation it usually takes me at least a day or two of constipation before I can manage to take a shit in an unfamiliar location. It feels psycho to just have such a loose asshole that you can shit up the place on a whim kek. I fully realize I’m a poop schizo.

No. 1920106

I try to avoid pooping in public, but sometimes you just need to poop? Holding it in feels gross and uncomfortable. Again, I don't understand why so many anons have bizarre hangups with poop. Particularly the poop-catcher (who I wish I had a screencap of).

No. 1920116

Poop catcher??

No. 1920148

File: 1710133534272.jpg (515.12 KB, 2434x1279, poopoo.JPG)

nta but maybe this?

No. 1920156

File: 1710134614926.png (449.87 KB, 1080x1144, brutal.png)

No. 1920162

File: 1710134986404.jpeg (38.95 KB, 511x600, IMG_1249.jpeg)

Clearly some anons need to read picrel, maybe they’ll stop being so hung up about it.

No. 1920166

They don’t have to poop at my house

No. 1920174

Just spray some air freshener, I don’t get what’s the big deal.

No. 1920186

I remember this too and I agreed as well. Just nasty and irregular.

No. 1920187

Wait isn't that the crazy bitch who said she lays toilet paper in a net formation to catch it so it doesn't splash? Actually insane

No. 1920198

This bitch is insane. Since when did we need life hacks for taking a shit

No. 1920293

There is more to taking a shit than most people realize, its a rather large and multifaceted subject that is in need of public attention.

No. 1920298

Nobody shits with the door open in someone else’s house unless they’re mentally challenged, you fucking freak. Jesus Christ what a disturbed, overbearing individual you are. “NOOOO DONT SHIT IN MUH TOILET!!!! THATS RUDE AND YUCKY!!” Get some air freshener and get a grip. It would be my greatest pleasure to drop the smelliest turd in existence in your toilet and then NOT flush. Not my normal etiquette but you deserve it.(poop derail)

No. 1920320

and you let toiletwater splash your ass?

No. 1920330

TMI maybe but I can't shit at other people's houses because I have to pull it out with a wad of toilet paper and it grosses me out and I wouldn't want anyone else to do that at my house, so I feel like the poop schizos are right. If raccoons, lizards or moles can shit in one designated spot for their entire live then surely humans can do that too with the exception of emergencies.(poop derail)

No. 1920334

it's just on lolcow because of either the autism or the rough early childhoods, OCD too. all can make you weird about poop. vast majority of normies just shit wherever from what I gather.(poop derail)

No. 1920343

Why nonna, why do you have to pull poop out of your ass with your hands??(poop derail)

No. 1920358

I can't go unless I do that. It makes me feel ill, and the potential of anyone else having to do that horrifies me and I'd rather people wouldn't come over than sitting on my toilet and probably not washing their hands properly.

No. 1920388

Uhh anon are you sure you're getting enough fiber?(poop derail)

No. 1920484

File: 1710162795352.png (151.59 KB, 1080x602, sillypoo.png)

No. 1920501

No, it was a different anon who said that she would poop in her hand in the multi-stall bathroom at work because she was scared of someone hearing the splash. It was probably creative writing, but it was posted in a previous caps thread iirc.

No. 1920527

Okay see all those red texts up above that say POOP DERAIL? That means you should drop the topic nobody here wants to hear about poop PLEASE let that conversation die seriously I'm sick of it.

No. 1920544

File: 1710167545814.png (240.65 KB, 1782x531, IMG_0251.png)

No. 1920644

we're bringing smexy back

No. 1920654

ayrt, but I actually use samsung and firefox to browse lc, which displays in this weird format. It's different with Chrome for some reason.

No. 1920731

so it's these kind of girls who leave piss on the floor at public toilets because they lean so far that the piss actually spills out of the toilet. imagine being so embarrassed of someone hearing you piss you rather piss on the floor.

No. 1920863

People Order Our Patties

No. 1921045


No. 1921200

File: 1710208524356.png (119.83 KB, 1080x561, troon.png)

No. 1921410

kek nona

No. 1921462

File: 1710223269823.jpeg (166.81 KB, 1051x390, IMG_0191.jpeg)

No. 1921472

Sorry that I get enough fiber anon…

No. 1921475


No. 1921547

File: 1710230161269.png (259.63 KB, 808x334, soyouagree.png)

No. 1921556

the movie thread in /m/ I think.

No. 1921563

KEK what thread is this from?

No. 1921575

File: 1710232962462.png (18.96 KB, 1847x137, huh..PNG)

Nona offers some helpful information

No. 1921690

File: 1710244763003.png (11.12 KB, 581x159, lyrics.png)

No. 1921691

What thread?

No. 1921697

Make my decision. Tbh her advice hasn't really helped me decide.

No. 1921708

kek, my second appearance on the screencaps thread

No. 1921709

sing this to the tune of Everybody Hurts

No. 1921711

i just know this specific incident happened in 2014, it has to have

No. 1921714

ntayrt but kek real nonnie, i ended up here on the MTF thread bc i was looking at womb tattoos(cringe but it was bc an artist i follow was gonna get one and i didn't know what they were) and ended up peaking, Jai Ho Elsie.

No. 1921715

i'm feeling her impact as well, why am i seeing the reason in what she says?

No. 1921716

File: 1710247149694.jpeg (60.15 KB, 600x480, 3DFE5284-A8C4-43BF-818A-E53F7E…)

You dunce, everybody knows that 2014 is well past the classic heyday of fullmetal alchemist fangirls. This happened in 2011, when people used to make motivational poster memes out of screencaps of the 2003 anime and post them on deviantart

No. 1921722

uh oh, someone's a phoneposter

No. 1921729

i was on pinterest for much my youth, forgive me if i'm in need of catching up on my meme eras

No. 1921748

>Most of my youth

No. 1921972

File: 1710262165865.jpeg (301.51 KB, 1132x1677, IMG_2077.jpeg)

No. 1922232

File: 1710274924047.jpg (92.46 KB, 763x470, SmartSelect_20240312_132303_Sa…)

I like this better with no context

No. 1922329

File: 1710282347292.jpeg (50.21 KB, 1066x331, IMG_2096.jpeg)

No. 1922466

File: 1710289183158.jpg (60.09 KB, 628x404, 1000003354.jpg)

Streets say they're vagueposting cats now

No. 1922570

File: 1710292601222.jpg (52.27 KB, 828x844, 1000003346.jpg)

The him in question

No. 1922583

People born on 9/11 are old enough to drink

No. 1922651

File: 1710295101794.jpeg (87.62 KB, 1125x580, 80E7746A-5E60-42D8-9E99-1DC2BE…)

No. 1923718

File: 1710371304810.png (91.23 KB, 2493x693, juhyebsks1kj2h355.png)

No. 1923721

Why does your screen have a 70% tint

No. 1923745

>not funny
>unreadable pic for ants
Close tab from your cubicle and type some shit up in open office

No. 1923780

File: 1710374098136.png (677.61 KB, 1400x1109, cat.png)

it's been almost 2 years but I think about this post sometimes

No. 1923913

It’s not a pic for ants it’s just so horizontally large that it got shrunken like that.

No. 1924105

File: 1710390296495.png (178.37 KB, 711x379, 100001.png)

Guess who's back

No. 1924111

File: 1710390388652.png (168.92 KB, 1392x445, yippeee.png)

No. 1924126

File: 1710390752740.jpeg (158.9 KB, 1022x327, IMG_7340.jpeg)

No. 1925075

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poor nona

No. 1925078

We’ve all been there, nonna

No. 1925097

schizo of darkness is my favorite farmer honestly. if god was real he would probably give her magic powers.

No. 1925780

File: 1710483109559.png (32.9 KB, 1014x267, stonetossisfat.png)

reference to hehesilly and beardson from cybergirlz

No. 1925804

File: 1710487041443.png (7.73 KB, 1442x99, dicaprio.png)

No. 1925809

File: 1710487590802.png (92.29 KB, 1808x559, not pog at all.png)

No. 1925931

File: 1710506119325.jpeg (145.8 KB, 657x427, IMG_2932.jpeg)

No. 1926873

Thread please

No. 1927179

So fucking accurate.

No. 1927697

File: 1710612189476.png (10.6 KB, 547x149, IMG_743.png)

No. 1927902

File: 1710627680056.png (86.67 KB, 498x409, roo island.png)

This one caught me off guard

No. 1927908

Childhood memory unlocked. I had a yellow roo as kid. Mf probably dead asf.

No. 1928047

File: 1710636736605.jpg (200.68 KB, 720x716, 1000003465.jpg)

No. 1928061

You killt him

No. 1928216

File: 1710645228477.png (249.51 KB, 720x1058, IMG_20240316_210219.png)

No. 1928218

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No. 1928219

File: 1710645596599.png (436.22 KB, 720x1212, IMG_20240316_210249.png)

No. 1928464

File: 1710667922384.png (35.73 KB, 1149x374, kek..png)

No. 1928538

File: 1710674467914.jpeg (298.42 KB, 1045x781, IMG_9286.jpeg)

No. 1928715

File: 1710685861521.jpeg (237.45 KB, 581x524, IMG_9639.jpeg)

When I was reading this I almost died and realized almost none of those anons have ever created something in their lives, which makes reading the takes in that thread even more enjoyable.

No. 1928716

Oh this is a minor.

No. 1928724

Kek, of course they are.
>doesn’t understand one episode of animation could cost a few hundred thousand or more alone
It was already fucked from the start. Or maybe it was rare elite god-tier bait from nonny, who knows.

No. 1928726

nta but she's an actual retard she got pissed off when i posted the cap a few threads ago

No. 1928730

File: 1710687165292.png (51.99 KB, 470x381, Untitled.png)

No. 1928764

I thought "time is money" was a popular phrase but I guess not anymore?

No. 1929052

File: 1710706763998.png (19.89 KB, 820x100, american nona.png)

No. 1930173

File: 1710791015627.png (153.59 KB, 1467x444, weapon grade autism2.png)

No. 1930246

Do you think he asked 4ch first

No. 1931050

File: 1710849646018.jpg (123.43 KB, 904x806, 1000006845.jpg)

No. 1931056

the children need to go outside and touch grass.

No. 1931196

File: 1710860637167.png (65.83 KB, 1109x243, image_2024-03-20_020523581.png)

This exchange had me in tears
I can't believe we caught a real autistic user in the wild

No. 1931297

File: 1710870769621.jpg (728.45 KB, 1080x2685, autism.jpg)

No. 1931324

This needs more context to be funny.

No. 1931358

No. 1931446

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No. 1931564

honored to be a part of lolcow's own caps. I miss that car.

No. 1932458

File: 1710955425333.jpg (81.87 KB, 1080x522, Screenshot_20240320-182404.jpg)

No. 1932484

What sort of car was it? I want my own Walter white car.

No. 1932633

File: 1710963345131.png (186.9 KB, 2694x312, Screenshot 2024-03-20 at 12.35…)

No. 1932670

fucking kek. Also I…kind of understand the airplane anon. Especially jets, they can be so pointy and look kind of sexy? Then again I like moids with big pointy noses so I wonder if that's part of it or maybe I was the autistic nona all along

No. 1933071

File: 1710985617165.jpg (28.44 KB, 1212x324, snipsnipsnip.jpg)

quoting this every time i see a troon get the chop

No. 1933115

While reading the first sentence I thought this was about reviewbra

No. 1933530

File: 1711030079704.png (226.2 KB, 645x419, f8hefhew0.png)

No. 1933899

File: 1711050258829.jpeg (253.76 KB, 915x570, IMG_4387.jpeg)

No. 1934041

File: 1711054293409.jpg (25.75 KB, 1810x188, TOow1Mu.jpg)

i was about to take a cap of this with the usual permaban redtext but my browser crashed and when i was back in the thread the redtext was gone.

No. 1934238

File: 1711063605931.jpeg (149.96 KB, 1125x904, IMG_8481.jpeg)

No. 1937669

File: 1711312048150.png (448.94 KB, 1080x1390, based.png)

No. 1937695

Based. What thread?

No. 1937700

No. 1937879

File: 1711325313083.png (103.14 KB, 800x260, average relationship.png)

No. 1938071

File: 1711334643678.jpeg (432.94 KB, 1125x1252, IMG_4159.jpeg)

No. 1938105

This is literally the plot of a manga I used to read. Forgot all about it until now. I should check if there are any new chapters but my dumb ass forgot the name. It was some long Japanese name

No. 1938111

Scrotefoiling currently

No. 1938121

Nibiiro Planetarium?

No. 1938126

No, I finally found it after searching, it was called Kedamonotachi no Jikan. But this Nibiiro Planetarium sounds pretty good

No. 1938153

That doujin is so kino, bless the mangaka. I wish there was more female yandere stories aimed at a female demographic.

No. 1938211

File: 1711345417261.png (299.06 KB, 720x1392, IMG_20240324_234532.png)

No. 1938222

jumping from talking about your penguin mascot shaped husando's cloaca to wishing a happy birthday to metanight, i love this retard

No. 1938226

Does she ever stop with the penguin and pink blob genital fantasies

No. 1938241

I hope she never does, I love witnessing how autism manifests in women.

No. 1938255

What? Where was this posted? Is some nona really letting a shitty cock moid fuck her?

No. 1938305

god this reminds me of the "but anon he has no limbs" post

No. 1938323

File: 1711360603493.png (14.92 KB, 493x124, image_2024-03-25_205935122.png)

No. 1938563

I can't tell if this is a joke or anon's ESL but it's funny either way

No. 1938593

relationship advice, and yes sort of. but she's trying to leave

No. 1939305

File: 1711453209665.png (186.16 KB, 536x721, childhood meth abuse.PNG)

No. 1939319

unfathomably based

No. 1939555

File: 1711468396558.jpeg (146.95 KB, 714x697, IMG_0893.jpeg)

No. 1940059

File: 1711503294760.png (585 B, 30x38, hiero_C11.png)

>no teeth. Oral feels like I'm scissoring a pussy

No. 1940074

File: 1711504191010.jpg (142.68 KB, 720x792, 1000003563.jpg)

She's right

No. 1940086

File: 1711504806157.jpeg (875.78 KB, 2121x540, IMG_7758.jpeg)

No. 1940093

KEK you will never get this kind of content anywhere else

No. 1940217

I had no idea what a "GamerSupp" is and had to look it up, it's literally an energy drink. This moid has walled his cavern with energy drinks

No. 1940491

It's an energy drink powder brand that also sells "waifu cups" with barely dressed big titted anime girls printed on them. He's filled his walls with weeaboo moid equivalent of Stanley cups.

No. 1940525

File: 1711543461603.png (16.41 KB, 533x263, poor people.PNG)

No. 1940688

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No. 1940695

File: 1711555357131.png (18.83 KB, 695x367, mainstream shameful fetishes.p…)

No. 1941005

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Jodi -chan, kek.

No. 1941200

File: 1711578160857.png (10.31 KB, 679x160, fedora chan.png)

No. 1941203

File: 1711578350116.png (44.7 KB, 516x410, s-seitan senpai.png)

No. 1941292

File: 1711584049841.jpg (98.41 KB, 720x461, 1000003569.jpg)

Some of you are dangerously horny

No. 1941296

Hades when his wife is gone for six months

No. 1941328

No. 1941413

File: 1711593732859.png (486.25 KB, 2390x1038, konichiwahorsegrilsignhere.png)

No. 1941442

Already posted

No. 1941450

File: 1711596060126.png (25.48 KB, 652x327, This-Thread-Passes-the-Bechdel…)

No. 1941625

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No. 1941647

File: 1711613840262.png (410.56 KB, 734x832, image.png)

The continuation is even funnier imo

No. 1941652

Unfortunately not, this is shower knob anon
I like how they continued to do fucking x's and "won" the game, I actually had to step away because it was cracking me up

No. 1941709

File: 1711626619045.png (50.8 KB, 1080x261, 1000009924.png)

No. 1941728

do you guys never scroll

No. 1942336

>the Lord answered back in typical scrote-like silence
Nah, she'd never say such a thing

No. 1942485

File: 1711682953446.png (407.53 KB, 1096x670, 1.PNG)

No. 1942541

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No. 1942697

Honestly, Steve back when he had all of his hair? Would.

No. 1942793

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No. 1942809

Knowing he despises children and isn’t a child “loving” predator actually makes me like Steve even more, Im childfree and was never a big fan of other kids when I was a kid.

No. 1943219

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It’s probably going to catch a ban, but this exchange made me laugh

No. 1943410

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No. 1944094

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No. 1946541

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No. 1946542

That response is just salty cause a hit dog will hollar. First poster is correct.

No. 1946544


No. 1946579

True, but dork bitch was funny