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No. 1928715
https://www.facebook.com/bretdarling Tik Tok:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe2Yvoe6/SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/amandabretAmanda Bret / Amanda Schafemeyer / Labozetta/ bratoutofhell-
It's been over a year since Mandy and co. had a new thread, and sadly, not much has happened. Rumors of homelessness, financial cut offs, and full blown addiction abound, but the fact is Mandy is just not the Mandy of yore. One can only make a new post and hope that our meatball eyed queen makes another appearance in the lolcow annals of history.
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>>>/snow/1886765Recap of last thread:
Questionable car maintenance leads to speculation:
>>>/snow/1596062Claims to own the building she resides in with another nebulous mystery owner:
>>>/snow/1599382A "candle" blows off the "windowsill", leading to accuse speculation and claims of hospital treatment that are dubious at best:
>>>/snow/1601257Some sobriety chat with dreams of a fun, low key life:
>>>/snow/1608772Fishing for compliments because life is sad:
>>>/snow/1612786 New cat saga with claims that Perry the bird is still alive (no proof though):
>>>/snow/1616516 Related cat/ vibrator anecdote:
>>>/snow/1632640Cat:
>>>/snow/1832935Dan's inactivity worries people. Here, an irl acquaintance posts thoughts. Speculation ranges from "Mandy won't let him use his phone" to "his mom won't pay for the phone".
>>>/snow/1634627>>>/snow/1641713>>>/snow/1641754>>>/snow/1654270mannequin art? This is a slow thread I'm sorry! She's so boring now:
>>>/snow/1644738The anonymously run fake storefront website returns:
>>>/snow/1646953Mandy gets a shout out on an Instagram Reality type video:
>>>/snow/1665951Birthday getaway!! Complete with "potentially dangerous" car accident:
>>>/snow/1679870>>>/snow/1680253Time to move!
>>>/snow/1680275Selling some Gucci:
>>>/snow/1682079Funds requested for post accident hardships:
>>>/snow/1684078Addressing the rumors that she's holding Dan hostage:
>>>/snow/1702514Funds requested for Xmas:
>>>/snow/1730678Christmas spoils:
>>>/snow/1733385Revision:
>>>/snow/1748411>>>/snow/1844050The box cutter saga. Mandy claims to have been assaulted from forehead to chin with a box cutter because she was smoking a cigarette outside on Valentine's Day. She also claims it was raining that day, but it wasn't. She claims she left AMA. Funds requested for recovery. She posts no pictures; there are no news reports about this attack.
>>>/snow/1787212>>>/snow/1787994Thyroid issues:
>>>/snow/1805376Requesting funds for old gift cards:
>>>/snow/1806063Grand Jury subpoena for her very real attack:
>>>/snow/1825796>>>/snow/1834244Traveling leads to speculation that Johnny has finally cut her off:
>>>/snow/1857995>>>/snow/1882176Rant about prenups? Maybe? Who knows:
>>>/snow/1892692Nonna claims Dan is hospitalized for "critical issues" and Mandy has ditched him:
>>>/snow/1921604Hopefully Mandy will pick up the pace and return us to the Halcyon days of laughing at her. Onward!
No. 1928805
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Thanks Nona!
More word salad….
“what’s the point in living if you can’t beat the shit out of your own life, recover, just to do it over and over again?”
Just get a job maybe? Get off the couch? Touch some grass?
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New post to IG
No. 1935251
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She took Dan out of her profile. But his is still the same.
No. 1935676
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She’s feeling creative…
No. 1935678
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These are song lyrics that are from her IG post… but for someone who literally had a dead person in her apartment… and possibly a second… she is being quite overt with her word choice.
No. 1936099
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>>1935676Why is this woman adopting stray cats? Imagine how many animals she’s neglected? That apartment must smell like absolute death.
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>>1936490Yeah this is from 2017. There’s a video too on her post that she probably screenshotted for that weird ass pinched-cheek smile.
No. 1936645
>>1936490Did she forget that she was a
victim of a brutal razor attack deforming half her face when she reposted this pic from 2017 claiming it was that day
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No. 1937291
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That photo is truly horrifying
No. 1937682
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Something about this comment struck me as odd. I agree she's got some sort of recovery larp or retcon happening, but this comment was different than her typical word salad.
No. 1937725
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She quoted almost a whole article…to talk about why people should basically be more grateful for her. Or just talking directly to Dan
No. 1938331
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posted almost 1 hour ago
No. 1938332
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from the comments
No. 1938402
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Wtf does this even mean? What a weird bitch
No. 1938451
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She’s busy today. Ug the thought of her microneedling her face with those disgusting nails.
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No. 1938841
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Where is she going? Is this even a new picture?
No. 1938932
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on one of her resent fb posts
No. 1939075
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>>1938841Also in her stories. She’s always tagging her Texas ex and they follow each other on IG. Maybe he can be the next
victim!
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New IG post
No. 1939316
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That last comment while flirting with her ex…
“Jay Carey YOU try not being hugged let alone touched for months and left alone with 5 three month old kittens and two adult cats in the house having to scrub the entire 2 story condo by yourself! shit’s fucking brutal lol”
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>>1939316And the comment edits…
Sounds like she allllll alone in that big house. Why is she scrubbing walls so much?
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>>1939315No way is this a current photo… compare hair in her bangs to the “new photo”, same placement.
No. 1939448
>>1939320The 2020 pic has more noticeable greys than the "new pic" so its older or heavily edited. I guess she wasn't joking when she said half of her hair is grey now in this word salad
>>1936483>I'm proud of my rapidly silvering hair>It's shiny silver under the black, talking half and half.If it's so beautiful why won't you show it kek
No. 1940137
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>>1939483She didn’t nurse him back to health after he broke both his legs in a motorcycle accident?
No. 1940150
>>1936499Kek my thoughts exactly!
«I can do a thousand now»
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Ooooh noooo, she vague posted about Dan too much and now she’s getting DMs from soooo many guys. It must be so hard to be her.
No. 1940489
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No booze out of solidarity….
No. 1941497
>>1940489Bragging about not drinking “out of solidarity” with scabbies because he is having serious alcohol-related health problems after breaking up with him and kicking him out of her house, instead of
actually helping the supposed love of her life is the most Mandy thing ever.
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the top post..
No. 1942355
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And then this right after. Ok Mandy
No. 1943172
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It’s FB official. Single.
No. 1944054
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Photo of Dan? Love the dirty wall behind the bed.
No. 1946228
>>1939559Lol doubtful. They don’t give a shit about her, just thought it was funny when I mentioned it the last time I saw them. Had no idea who she was at first tbh. Do they look like dudes that know about lolcow?
>>1940137Tf you think lmao? He doesn’t even follow her. Also dude is kinda a local celebrity around here with probably literally about 1,000 people who’d “nurse” him, (including myself, the aforementioned actual bestie, which is how I know him, and is also in one of her poser kook of the day Born Free pics [im the one who mentioned it before and had to explain to some nerd what ‘homie’ means lmao]) why would he need her to, for a completely exaggerated accident no less? Absolute foolery, she’s demented.
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>>1946228Go figure, no mention of his amazing BFF nurse or the two broken legs she healed for him.
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>>1946228Thanks for confirming. Her exaggerating her own stuff is weird as hell but it blows my mind when she involves other people who can easily say “didn’t happen”. Her delusion is something else.
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>>1946297I loved how she shaved the flub off of her neck in the repost the year after.
No. 1946597
>>1946297And all bullshit and silliness aside, these dudes are super salt of the earth dolls as far as men go so fuck no they don’t even remember she exists, let alone would consider her trashy ass a friend.
And I hope she’s reading this. Dump and Benner are genuinely embarrassed to be in photos with you, and once reminded of you, they laughed about what a tryhard, groupie-acting loser you were being, you fucking poser skunt.
They also confirmed that she looks absolutely nothing like in those photos irl, which is prob why it took em a min to recognize her lmao.
-their actual friend
No. 1948316
>>1946597Nobody gives a fuck about either of these bozos or how “salt of the earth” they are. You good nona?
Does anyone have updates on Dan? Are the broken up or is he dead etc
No. 1948904
>>1948804What’s “yikes” is you being all man-hater big mad over me just giving some context. Who hurt you? They’re cool dudes that want nothing to do with her was my point. Not sure how that makes me “retarded”
Some of y’all need to spend more time in therapy than online fr.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1975428
>>1971168She's probably too high, too drunk or too fat to post anything. If she even remotely looked like she could edit herself thinner, with bigger eyes… she would.
She must have really gone downhill. I'm surprised no one has seen her at shows trying way to hard.
The last thing she posted was that she hated New Years, on NYE.
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She lives!
(NY/NJ did legitimately have an earthquake this morning)
No. 1983198
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>>1982903oh apparently Dan is allowed out, it’s just Amanda making sure he doesn’t drink.
This feels like a “Weekend at Bernie’s” situation…after Cowie.
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No time to see the eclipse while you’re unemployed? She’s lurking on her ex’s page.
No. 1986694
>>1986504This theme of guys drinking themselves to death in Amanda's presence is pretty depressing.
Trash people but damn it is a bad way to go
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This popped up on my feed recently lol
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She's updated her preview photos to show a bit more of TexasExFiance…
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Mega sage for no milk but I zoomed in on those glasses to see where she got them and omg, the wonk in her shoops are unreal
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Newest post
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Reardon added a pic of Mandy’s back piece in a story this week. Mysteries abound
No. 2036660
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Saw she opened a twitter account. Last post is the one attached from July
https://x.com/mandabret No. 2037718
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someone put these up at the meatlocker recently
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sage for no milk, but jesus fucking christ. she has to be high off her gourd to think this filter is even remotely natural looking.
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One post
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The edits are my favorite part
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She can’t not post without mentioning two guys she’s probably still lusting over
No. 2059947
>>2059894is she moving or is she going on vacay?
thought they were just rotting in filth in amanda’s apartment
like what do they do for money lmfao
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She wasn’t even going to go see him to be put down. Guess there’s no more fundraising for all of Clyde’s “surgeries” that Jon obviously was paying for, because she doesn’t even have the dog.
No. 2064088
>>2064008So let me get this straight, we now have at least:
- Two cats and a bird that disappeared
- An ex that died in her apartment after a failed “attempt” at helping him sober up
- Current boyfriend/best friend/fiance/whatever in and out of the hospital with possibly life-threatening liver problems from excessive drinking and pill popping together
- And now her dog is being put down
That’s like 4.5 deaths in the past couple of years.
I feel bad for the dog and all the other pets. RIP.
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Looks like RVD made a new instagram without tagging Mandy. Trouble in paradise?
No. 2066562
>>2066244Yeah i get that the dog doesn't get the concept but why make a spectacle of that shit? Having someone take a picture of her with him while he's literally about to die instead of just comforting him is absolutely insane to me.
She also would probably would have more recent pictures of Clyde if she didn't dump him on her ex. She sucks.
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Recent Dan sighting
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A post and delete. Still making up things she’ll never do. Few days before Clyde passed she was “packing for a flight”….
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Back to her Ex
No. 2068679
yesssssss i missed this delusional bitch kek
>>2067986>>2067861No way in hell she won't say something eventually, she can't pass up the opportunity to tell her drama even if it backfires on her. She literally just broke months of silence to post the most vapid eulogy to the dog she neglected. Milk will come
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No. 2069402
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Ok Mandy
No. 2069449
>>2069402New Self Care Mandy is not gonna last. She was radio silent while breaking up with Dan, but all she needs is a new man and a new "scene" to fuck with and she'll be right back to attention seeking and shit stirring.
>36 years olds living like they're 20That is exactly who she is, kek.
A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.