/shay/ - dolly mattel fan club

NameW)h-!I:sdB=OYk@*v`]81{,tr5.~\C;PqSwHyuGD&a4<$TjR9oQlxKg/i	@k(UiPuNe0L}DqdM*G~<5b]FjHEnBJ3l`{9o,6rx-2_a;mVy4R7!\ 8A#hCK.?^:=Ivp/>%XTQ&z1S
Email	@EKTk0
Subject	Spoiler Image
Comment
File	(20 MB max) Imgur: 33328
Video
Password	(For post deletion)

File: 1680306042636.jpg (433.04 KB, 1036x1238, princess_lolcow.jpg)

Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

File: 1683445903255.png (404.08 KB, 680x631, C480F0C6-020D-409B-8347-8FB521…)

Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

551 posts and 225 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 01:16:03 PM No. 169908

>>169901
Looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:12:22 AM No. 169912

>>169901
Looks like pork (not a live pig, dead pig flesh) given human form from a witch's curse or something. He was always heinous to look at but before it was still in a human type of way?

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:37:26 AM No. 169913

>>169901
I know she's gotten pretty ugly herself in these last few years but boy would this feel good if I were shayna. She's ugly but he legit looks like some disgusting neckbeard caricature for some sketch.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 10:33:58 PM No. 169916

>>169901
This dude isn't even 40 yet is he? He looks like a rough mid 50s wtf

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:33:24 AM No. 169918

File: 1746772403968.jpeg (24.86 KB, 251x275, IMG_9990.jpeg)

>>169916
40 this year

File: 1732731080547.jpeg (90.31 KB, 1067x250, IMG_0218.jpeg)

Taking It To /shay/ Thread Vol. 1 Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:11:20 PM No. 169617 [Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.

8 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 04:12:38 PM No. 169635

I've had few dreams where I would have to save Shay somehow or/and have sex with her
Make that what you will..

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 10:36:39 PM No. 169636

>>169618
when I lived with my ex-nigel I was browsing on my computer and started laughing at a comment on here saying "she's literally making mong porn at this point" and when he asked what I was laughing at I decided I'd explain and show him the pictures which inspired the comment. he knew I was always looking at weird shit on here and the fruit farms so didn't really bat an eyelid. after that, every time I'd laugh at something on my phone or laptop he'd say "is it the mong porn girl again?"

I haven't shared with current gf but maybe one day I will. as a treat.

Anonymous 12/01/24 (Sun) 06:19:03 AM No. 169640

I've shared her with my best friend, who now requests periodic updates. Even funnier, I encountered a fellow farmer in the wild (one of my moid friends is dating her) and Shay was the reason we both found out we were farmers kek. I was describing "this crazy OF chick who put fireworks up her ass" and this girl looks me dead in the eye and says "…is her name Shayna?" All of this is happening in the middle of one of those "paint pottery and drink wine" things while her pet moid stars on in pure confusion.

She and I text back and forth pretty regularly now. I sometimes wonder if Shay has brought other secret farmers together IRL lol.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 07:57:46 PM No. 169915

>>169618
Sometimes the tongue slips, and reveals the darkness within my heart, a darkness as oppressive as that of Shaytaan's own lair.
I provide very little explanation- Shayna is not a silly girl I knew from school, remembered with some fond amusement, no mother. She is a failed influencer, very fat, but people love seeing what she's up to. People love seeing her frolicking in her lugubrious stupidity.
My mother, then, in a very serious and almost Confucian tone, said "she wanted to be an influencer, to have following online… she got what she wanted… but not in the way she wanted…"
I have binged the Shaytaan threads since the very beginning. I have almost caught up.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:54:43 AM No. 169917

>>169915
They deleted her initial threads
You can never read them all

File: 1696457057989.jpeg (16 KB, 172x274, 9EBA7EC8-56FD-483D-BD11-F83B78…)

The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

702 posts and 500 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 02:44:52 PM No. 169869

File: 1745592292803.jpg (202.79 KB, 1080x1208, creepy shat.jpg)

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:25:05 PM No. 169871

>>169842
Honestly think these are comparatively pretty compared to the shit she posts herself.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:54:38 PM No. 169873

File: 1745790878540.jpg (241.01 KB, 1152x2048, GpkK40WbQAAq1Zd.jpg)

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 08:51:33 PM No. 169910

>>164818
Marina
>>164827
Yaniv
>>164894
Grimes
>>164901
Amberlynn Reid
>>164934
Hartley Hooligan
>>164971
Grimes again
>>165429
My retarded cousin
>>165843
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 09:17:38 PM No. 169911

File: 1746566258051.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1179x2145, IMG_3864.jpeg)

File: 1709319335118.gif (8.82 MB, 270x480, Shayna gleefully stumbles back…)

The "What If...?" Thread Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:55:40 PM No. 167793 [Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

18 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/09/25 (Wed) 12:10:48 AM No. 169839

File: 1744157447961.jpeg (451.92 KB, 1250x1250, IMG_0288.jpeg)

What if Shay preferred uppers to downers?

Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:26:45 PM No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:58:35 PM No. 169895

What if she had never gotten fat? Would she still be a complete failure, or would the repetitive porn, botched boobs and insistence on doing the pink Tumblr ddlg shit that was trendy a decade ago have still caused her porn "career" to fail?

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:33:02 PM No. 169896

>>169895
Her decline might have been slower because she would have been able to keep up the ~uwu baby bimbo barbie~ LARP for longer. I don't think it would have stopped her from failing because fat or thin, her "content" has always been low effort slop in an overcrowded market.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:45:59 PM No. 169897

>>169895
She wouldn’t be as broke but her porn would still suck

File: 1719576631229.png (58.54 KB, 1076x1276, 1681720353279.png)

Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

38 posts and 24 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

File: 1724263912369.jpg (357.81 KB, 887x1521, Screenshot_20240821-165213.jpg)

Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 04:58:14 AM No. 169311

File: 1724389093814.jpeg (420.74 KB, 828x876, IMG_1440.jpeg)

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

File: 1731114402976.jpeg (387.51 KB, 1170x866, 1731105784162.jpeg)

Anonymous 03/18/25 (Tue) 06:42:29 AM No. 169826

File: 1742280149482.jpeg (242.65 KB, 1702x970, 1742222815672.jpeg)

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:28:51 PM No. 169894

File: 1746192531078.jpeg (602.72 KB, 1170x1617, 1746148456363.jpeg)

File: 1683996612309.jpeg (45.26 KB, 621x655, 1678870526000.jpeg)

Shay reaction images Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 04:50:12 PM No. 162279 [Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online

306 posts and 298 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 04:44:32 AM No. 168908

File: 1720673072171.jpeg (29.01 KB, 750x135, IMG_0857.jpeg)

Not a face but a favorite of mine I’ve been hoarding

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 05:16:53 AM No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:38:19 PM No. 169704

File: 1736347099380.jpg (21.84 KB, 316x388, 1736309614987.jpg)

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:39:10 PM No. 169705

File: 1736347150560.png (594.32 KB, 915x696, 1736325937349.png)

When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:01:25 PM No. 169898

File: 1746309685526.jpeg (Spoiler Image,58.68 KB, 249x275, 1696510483492.jpeg)

File: 1720105026946.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1536x2048, IMG_1092.jpeg)

Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

287 posts and 75 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:42:21 AM No. 169864

I know it's crude,but Shayna should try to find a loser in vegas she can exchange sex with so she can stay with him until she gets a place there. She does not care about her animals or herself. She keeps flying out there for "Work" so why not stay there?
That moid she's staying with is going to get tired of her, especially when she's not paying rent, not doing whatever she does for him AND she's flying out every week for "Work".

I also think if Shay falls out with this agency (and she will) She's going to expect Keke to drop them as well. She'll go to a shoot covered in bacon colored bruises and be like, "They kink shamed me and denied me work because of my bruises!!" and she'll later post something like
>im sorry but some1 i thought wuz my frien staying w/ the agency that kink shamed me/denied me work n wasted my money hurts. If u luv n support me n the kink community u wud never!
I doubt she's going to even do actual porn, maybe 1, and then a bunch of photoshoots/solos. I don't know how agency's work but Shay tends likes to work with the same moids over and over again, doing the same exact porn over and over again.
Shayna manages to chase off even the biggest of losers, unless it's like Ellen.
Keks actually had a gross boyfriend, but she seems painfully lonely and miserable, but I bet even she'll get tired of Shay.

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 09:27:13 PM No. 169867

So this is a reach, but Shayna making that, "I LOVE OLDER MEN When people ask what 20 somethings talk about with 60's somethings!" being said, RIGHT when Shannon Sharpe a 60 something year old man, was accused of assulting/raping a 19-20 year old and moids are online excusing the age gap, that Shayna saw some of that news and her biggest issue is, "Ugh why are they hating on age gaps??"
Because thats where my mind went, or am I celebricow loser. I know she constantly pretends to love older men, but i wouldn't be surpised if another sex worker wrote something like,
>it's yucky seeing all the hate for age gaps in the shannon sharpe situation
or
>What would he have to talk about with her? relate with her?
IDK

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:44:52 AM No. 169868

File: 1745541892727.gif (61.86 KB, 341x117, picasion.com_k9SD.gif)

The hog's earning report for March.

MV
Item sales - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Video sales - $342.89
Tips - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Subs - $682.18
Total - $1025.07
Daily Income - $33.07
Calculations include the 40% cut taken by MV, item sales and subs include the 20% cut taken by MV.

OF
Estimated OF sub numbers including the 20% taken by OF
50 subs = $200
100 subs = $400
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 09:40:41 AM No. 169899

File: 1746438040962.gif (88.02 KB, 517x117, picasion.com_kcaS.gif)

The hog's earning report for April.

MV
Item sales - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Video sales - $786.89
Tips - $0.80 ｂｌｅａｋ
Subs - $685.17
Total - $1472.06
Daily Income - $49.06
Calculations include the 40% cut taken by MV, item sales and subs include the 20% cut taken by MV.

OF
Estimated OF sub numbers including the 20% taken by OF
50 subs = $200
100 subs = $400
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:52:38 PM No. 169909

>>169899
>She earned more money this month because what was probably a single coomer, went through her MV and bought every video where she wasn't fat.
KEK

File: 1684409259989.jpg (56.16 KB, 634x777, 23706524-7914239-Little_Britai…)