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No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!


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No. 158291[Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.
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No. 170012

When you walk in the fetcon
And you dressed like a hoe
Rockin' your F me pumps

And the men notice you
With your michael kors bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to

Cuz you all look the same
Everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame

Never miss a night
Cuz your dream in life
Is to be a divorced dads wife
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No. 170016

>>170012
>>170012
>You can't sit down right
>Cuz your jeans are too tight
>And you're lucky it's ladies night
This made me laugh ty nonna I don’t know what song that’s suppose to be but it was amazing

No. 170017

>>170016
thats the actual lyric! amy winehouse "f me pumps" one of her best songs i recommend you go have a listen.

No. 170018

>>170017
Oh really? Haha it suits Shayna very well I thought it was a parody I’ll have to listen ty!

No. 170019

>>170012
kek amy winehouse mentioned. this song fits her so well



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No. 24354[Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!
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No. 169929

>>169405
same Anon, I've smoked a couple times (and drink very occasionally too) so I don't really have a "sober date" but I have been sober 99% of my life since this post. I think making the rule "if someone offers it to me I can participate, but I'm not allowed to buy it/have it in my apartment" has really been enough for me to kick the habit. if I have it in my home then I'll be stoned 24/7 so that has to be the rule, and it's very simple. and there have been a couple close calls (when I have a terrible day) but I've stayed strong and talked myself out of it because I know it'd be a temporary mood boost that would leave me feeling even worse after.

I just don't want to be high all the time anymore, it's not enjoyable when I smoke alone. I like being sober and clearheaded and I've been going to the gym and library and stuff too. things are so much better than they were at this time last year.

No. 169999

new year, same shit. been posting on this thread for two years now. shayna/this thread inspired me to quit in 2023, i spent 2 months sober, relapsed, spent 3 months sober, relapsed in the fall, spent the whole winter smoking, then quit again in spring and was able to spend 6 months completely off weed and dabs! but sadly i relapsed again in the fall and i also developed a drinking problem. ive been trying to quit drinking off and on since october but to no avail. im not the typical alcoholic because i dont drink every day and i dont really think about it much (with weed/dabs i think about it constantly and smoke all day every day), but when i do drink im a total binge drinker. so im quitting dabs and alcohol right now. im a daily dabber and hardly smoke flower so my tolerance is ridiculously high and i get withdrawals really bad. so i started by only taking 3-4 dabs a day and much smaller dabs than i was taking, and supplementing between with flower until i ran out of dab, then did flower only for a day or two, and then went cold turkey off it. i would've maybe done flower for longer but i have suspected CHS and it makes me throw up every time i try smoking it. so today i now have 2 days off weed, and 3 off drinking!!! i do plan on drinking again in the future after my break but not as often and not as many as i was drinking. i find i have a tolerance for alcohol too but whenever i take time off drinking like two beers gets me drunk instead of like 6. so here i am trying to get sober again, maybe this time for good. i would really like to never go back to smoking cuz it makes me feel so horrible but every time shit gets rough i wanna substance abuse lol. so wish me luck nonas! and good luck to anyone trying to get sober or stay sober today!

No. 170002

Here to celebrate 3 months without weed, I had gone 3 years without it then smoked for 2 weeks straight before I realized I was just smoking and smoking while waiting to start having a good time. Then I’d get annoyed I wasn’t having a good time kek. Still haven’t had alcohol in 3 years.
>>169999
Congrats anon! The first week is truly the hardest. If you have an obsession with weed, some of the Alcoholics Anonymous techniques really changed my life. The people in the meetings can be lame and the book thumping is overrated, I did it out of fear mostly. Idk if you have a spiritual connection, but it was the main help to me. Doesn’t have to be anything you don’t want it to be. Congrats and cheers to your journey!

No. 170013

>>169999
welp i smoked off someone elses dab pen the last two days, but tbf its mostly because my dumb ass got a nicotine vape (i have a mad oral fixation) and it was making me hella nauseous to smoke it and then i craved weed to even me out. i gave it away last night so hopefully i can stay sober now. i didn't smoke for 8 days before i got the nic vape.

No. 170014

>>170013
You can by liquid for vapes that doesn't contain nicotine. If you are going down the vaping route, I would recommend getting one with a refillable tank instead of buying disposables because it's significantly cheaper.



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No. 16630[Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.
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No. 170007

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No. 170011

>>170007
She would take the second sentence of this one as a compliment



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No. 168836[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871
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No. 170021

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>>170020
Why did she start playing dead

No. 170022

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>>170020
Video. I do not recommend watching this with sound.

No. 170023

>>170022
>>170021
>>170020
why wouldnt you post this in the main thread

No. 170024

>>170023
I have no idea, I just retrieved the video from nitter for context.

No. 170026

>>170023
So why didn’t you post it? I was just responding to that anon and don’t find it milky, she’s been making that face for years.



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No. 162131[Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.
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No. 169994

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Lurking through the old threads bratty was so ugly

No. 169996

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Her agency’s site is cracking me up, somebody come get your son

No. 169997

>>169994
Aside from the teeth she’s better looking than Shay but not far off. Shows that Shay could be doing better if she actually lost weight

No. 169998

>>169987
ugh this needs to be behind a spoiler. his face is a legitimate jumpscare

No. 170001

>>169981
When I was in the industry like 10 years ago solo shoots and G/G were $500, B/G was $1000, I hope to God she made at least $1500 for fucking DP all over the internet with her name attached forever.



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No. 164799[Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin
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No. 169976

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No. 169977

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She’s so fucking ugly. why does she try to make it in the adult industry she’s repulsive even for moid standards

No. 169982

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No. 169983

>>169982
the way I ran to shay to post this exact photo KEKK

No. 170000

>>169977
Sometimes I think nonas are too harsh with their opinions on Shay's face, but this is so rough. I think I'd just expire if an image of me looking like this was online.



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No. 162962[Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.
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No. 169979

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Her stomach looks so huge

No. 169988

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No. 169990

>>169979
This shocked me. It's like someone has thrown raw bread dough on the floor. Her skin has lost it's elasticity and has given up trying to contain the blubber. Compare it to this image from when she was in Tulsa >>169935.

No. 169992

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No. 169995

>>169992
face filtered to oblivion while the cottage cheese thighs are left untouched



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No. 162408[Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna
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No. 169960

>>169958
I actually thought this was a screenshot of a porn she did with her with one of the pool moids KEK

No. 169972

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Shayna if she was a pop star

No. 169973

>>169701
That’s so funny. I’m cackling I’d talk about it with you if I could kek

No. 169974

>>169972
Someone in the main thread once said that Sabrina Carpenter is just Shayna if she were rich and had industry connections and I can totally see it

No. 169975

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>>169974
I can see Shayna doing this type of shit. Kek especially in front of minors



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No. 162279[Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online
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No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

No. 169704

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No. 169705

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When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

No. 169898

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No. 169967

>>162489
>>162888
This is insane



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