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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:15:43 AM No. 169941

>>169932
Took me a second. kek

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:37:01 AM No. 169949

This is so random but I miss that shay-ra when she was playing Somebody’s Watching Me 24/7.

Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 02:49:48 AM No. 169956

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I miss the sol era. This was so fucking funny. Still makes me laugh

Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 01:53:57 PM No. 169957

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crazy how in 6 years nothings changed/anons predicted the future

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 03:09:12 PM No. 169962

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>>169956
Hard agree, I forgot how funny this photo is

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 05:42:52 PM No. 169953

>>169952
It's the cow crossover we need. Considering that they browse their own threads, I wonder if they know about each other and if Dana has ever visited /shay/?

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 09:52:57 PM No. 169954

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lucy moran from twin peaks reminded me of shayna

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 12:16:09 AM No. 169958

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This lass from dating naked UK (TV show) reminds me a lot of shay.

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 12:18:01 AM No. 169959

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>>169958
She also thinks she's hot as shit, thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe and has wonky boobs just like our shat

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 01:33:59 AM No. 169960

>>169958
I actually thought this was a screenshot of a porn she did with her with one of the pool moids KEK

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The "What If...?" Thread Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:55:40 PM No. 167793 [Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:26:45 PM No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:58:35 PM No. 169895

What if she had never gotten fat? Would she still be a complete failure, or would the repetitive porn, botched boobs and insistence on doing the pink Tumblr ddlg shit that was trendy a decade ago have still caused her porn "career" to fail?

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:33:02 PM No. 169896

>>169895
Her decline might have been slower because she would have been able to keep up the ~uwu baby bimbo barbie~ LARP for longer. I don't think it would have stopped her from failing because fat or thin, her "content" has always been low effort slop in an overcrowded market.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:45:59 PM No. 169897

>>169895
She wouldn’t be as broke but her porn would still suck

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:47:12 PM No. 169944

>what if shayna was another race
black stoner shayna would go down the gangsta swag rather than hippie-grunge aesthetic route, and then her barbie baby bimbo aesthetic would instead be spoiled stripper hustler. shed look ghetto instead of looking like white trash. instead of tumblr private snapchat sex work, shed be a stripper and probably start prostituting irl faster. shed pretend to like biggie smalls instead of dad rock and want to land on a rich rapper. shed date her pimp and maybe a bunch of low-life wannabe rappers, instead of dating wannabe male pornstars and sissies. she wouldnt get into abdl because thats white people shit. shed get a bbl instead of a boob job.

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 06:40:43 PM No. 169933

>>169930
Dasha x Grimes

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 01:40:31 AM No. 169936

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People always say Kiki looks way better in comparison to Shay but even she is still haggard.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 05:14:57 PM No. 169942

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Not really relevant enough for the main thread. Kiki sits on a man's shoulders while Shayna watches and films it. This has to be humiliating because she knows that she's too fat for a man to do this for her.

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 11:39:06 PM No. 169945

>>169936
Either she didn’t fully clean her mouth or the outer corner of her lip is scabby. I wonder if she gets cold sores

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 06:39:30 PM No. 169963

Does anyone else suspect that Kiki broke up with Little Dicky? She never seems to mention him, he doesn't feature in her new content and she's spending a lot of time in LA or travelling for work.

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 09:17:38 PM No. 169911

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 06:52:40 PM No. 169926

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 09:09:17 PM No. 169934

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Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 03:01:16 AM No. 169938

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This is like if Mr Bean and Sketch had a daughter

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 08:16:02 PM No. 169940

>>169926
Looks like the tims who gas up shat in the comments

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:35:40 AM No. 169882

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:39:26 AM No. 169883

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:40:32 AM No. 169884

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:41:07 AM No. 169885

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 09:13:47 PM No. 169935

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A lot of those pictures aren't even from her fattest

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 02:38:28 PM No. 167029

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this is from 2021

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 11:27:51 PM No. 169928

As someone who once had a roommate who expected me to watch their behavioral-issue, ugly, untrained pets for free, Shayna really pisses me off. Why are these people picking up her animal’s shit for her and letting her drive their car? Seriously, what’s going on? I don’t understand this arrangement.

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:52:01 AM No. 169931

she got into my dream last night and was retard screeching during a business event i was throwing

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Taking It To /shay/ Thread Vol. 1 Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:11:20 PM No. 169617 [Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 04:48:52 PM No. 169919

>>169917
Any prehistoric shat screenshot/relics to share?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:33:46 PM No. 169920

Anyone working on the new thread?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:46:51 PM No. 169921

>>169920
I was going to make a new thread but I'm sleep deprived and will probably fuck it up.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:52:55 PM No. 169922

>>169921
Fuck it, I'll take the risk.
Does anyone have suggestions for a thread pic?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:46:10 PM No. 169923

>>169922
Done. New thread
>>>/snow/2116173

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