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No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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No. 158673[Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?
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No. 169030

Move in with her dad, stop doing porn because her parents would probably let her be a NEET, clean up internet presence with high priority on scrubbing the ugly/weird fetish porn, get her name legally changed, get a lot of therapy for her various issues, get a car, and get a simple job

No. 169052

I can definitely see her as a hair dresser or nail tech. Not as glam as she'd like to be but both make decent income instead of sucking off moids for dollars.
>Delete everything.
>Go off social media.
>Develop a healthy diet/routine.
>Attend a vocational school or community college with money that she's saved (hopefully she has)
>Get a conservator?
>Therapy and meds.

No. 169073

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I did the Dear Peachie makeup archetype using a picture of Shay and the result I got is that she should be doing makeup styles like picrel instead of trying to look like a child

No. 169682

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all she needs is a job at the mall and a moid who looks like Vaush and she would be happy as a clam

No. 169683

>>169682
God she'd love having lame little injokes with her coworkers, adding SpongeBob stickers to her name tag, getting the employee discount at the boba place. Truly she's needs to retvrn to tradition and live the life every townie was born for, she'd thrive.


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No. 168836[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871
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>>168836
I don't think she's ever going to be anything outside of delulu. she was absolute cringe in the old threads, too. accepted looks like her farmer fandom was almost all coomers back then. did the creeps she attracted get bored of her? imagine dedicating your life to exploiting yourself and your original haters/audience just lose interest

No. 169675

Of all the things to wk it feels insulting the recent ones went so hard on insisting she doesn't look old. Shaynus being ugly is at least partially a subjective thing, she objectively looks old and wrinkly as shit.

No. 169676

>>169675
I'm pretty sure the wk is the same person who derailed the thread s few months ago to try and convince people that Shay's wrinkles are normal for a woman of her age. I remember that anon also posted a baby pic in the thread to prove that under eye lines are normal in young people (like regular thin lines have anything to do with Shay's giant eye scrotums) and accused everyone who told her 20 somethings don't normally look like her of never going outside and looking at women irl. It's gotta be some woman who's also aging like milk from shit lifestyle choices (maybe one of the other whores who use the thread). Who else would try so hard to insist that Shay looks like any other 27 year old and that her terrible lifestyle of fast food, alcohol, weed, and refusing to bathe has had no effect on her appearance?

No. 169679

your internalized misogyny doesn't mean that you need to obsess over random features of an alcoholic woman's face who doesn't look any different from many other women her age. The effects of age come with being that age usually. aging also happens in your twenties and some people have under eye wrinkles. wish you people would get a hobby or at the very least read beauty and misogyny by Sheila Jeffries or something

No. 169681

>>169679
Go back to Ovarit. Nobody cares what a polilez wrote or that you think it's normal to look 40 in your 20s.


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No. 24354[Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!
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No. 169570

it's been 3 months nonnas!! My brain fog is slowly getting better

No. 169661

relapsed on weed 3 weeks ago and i feel shitty about it but its winter in my area and the snow is so bad and its so cold and i feel like its the only way i can cope. this happened last winter too. hoping to get sober in the spring again….

No. 169670

>>169570
Congrats nona!!
>>169661
Do hot showers help at all? A space heater, a sun simulating lamp…sorry for your sad winter. I get the same way when it gets cold and dark too. Exercise helps get you the same chemicals weed releases, plus more outside time if you run/walk.

No. 169674

first day trying to quit again because my mom found the zaza pipe. my short-term memory has gotten so bad i left it there in the backyard for everybody to see lmfao. she's started to treat me like an addict and wanting to have The Talk with me but i refuse i'm fucking 23 and i buy this shit with my own money despite being a NEET. it made me feel so pathetic and reminded me of what little control i have in my life so i decided to quit. i'm a daily smoker and weed wasn't doing anything to solve my boredom so i hope it's for the better.

No. 169678

>>169674
Who gave you the money


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No. 169660[Reply]

How would you style Shayna to make her look better?
The main thread is always full of people pointing out how the colours she likes clash with her skin tone and how she picks clothes meant for people with a completely different body type, but whenever people write about styles she would actually look good in the thread just devolves into infighting because certain people get really offended over mentioning style systems like Colour Seasons or Kibbe (if you dislike style discussion please scroll by this thread instead of trying to derail it with arguments about how you think style is stupid).
I'm interested in fashion and I've never seen anyone with a style that not only doesn't look good on them but also clashes with literally every one of their feature. Shay's style is so bad it's fascinating, and I would love to see what she'd look like with a hypothetical makeover.
Contain anything related to fashion/beauty/skincare autism here, such as:
>What colours would you put Shay in instead of ham pink?
>What clothes should she wear for her body type instead of ill-fitting clothes from Shein?
>How would you attempt to fix her cavernous forehead wrinkles and the giant walnut shells under her eyes?
>What hairstyle would suit her face shape better than bowl cut bangs and Shih Tzu hairdos?
>Are there any fashion styles that would look better on her than pastel DDLG or biker mom fits?

No. 169669

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She would look good in this colour palette. She looks her best in cool, bright colours.

No. 169672

>>169669
Shes not a winter, she does not have winter contrast even if she had her natural hair color


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No. 169422[Reply]

All I did was give her bigger eyebrows and take off her gaudy makeup and fill her lips a bit and made her smile
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No. 169591

>>169584
Somehow, you made her look even manlier kekkk. She's truly Yaniv's sister from another mister.

No. 169596

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I definitely don't think that shay is naturally ugly in terms of her physical features. I swear some of the nonas here are just gendies in disguise. "You dont look like a 13 year old uwu 5'3 anime girl with a huge round ass and extremely low WHR so you must be a man!"

I think with the right clothing and skincare and color palette and if she took care of and embraced her natural curly hair shay would be at least a 6/10.

She has that romanesque or mediterrean style of beauty.

She could even go for a more soft or feminine style if she kept to the right color palette and didnt choose cheap and unflattering clothes.

It's just that this Shein coquette look really doesn't suit her because she has a more refined and mature style of female beauty and she lives such an unhealthy lifestyle and completely neglects her body.

She reminds me of Celine Dion

No. 169599

>>169596
celine ma chérie i am so so sorry

No. 169602

>>169596
Apologise to Celine immediately.

No. 169667

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meitu shay


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No. 168177[Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.
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No. 169627

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This sad apartment from reddit

No. 169628

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No. 169656

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No. 169657

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i cant tell who is more retarded: the person who posted her or me for even looking it up

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No. 162962[Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.
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No. 169505

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No. 169528

>>168574
>>168557
It looks like she has some kind of medical condition. I mean her body would not be noticeable if she wasn't trying to make money off of being naked.

The fact that she uploaded this makes you wonder. what the hell is going on through her head?

No. 169530

>>168557
WTF is she doing?! I can’t stop kekking

No. 169542

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No. 169652

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No. 162408[Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna
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No. 169606

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No. 169607

>>169601
im broken by the internet but for some reason THIS PHOTO is the first time its really clicking how fucked up guys like this are. guys who encourage and support women who wanna pretend to be babies. like yeah, i always knew it was fucked but it just seemed like undistinguishable garbage in the hot dumpster fire of the internet, but idk, this douche bags face and smug look as he leans on a baby carriage is just… ugh. i hate men.

No. 169638

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Same body/legs minus the botched tits

No. 169651

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No. 169655

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Shayna’s less ugly doppelgänger


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No. 169608[Reply]

Just a thread for fun cause /shay/ is dead
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No. 169639

An ancient Britney or Xtina perfume that she's had for years. She thinks it makes her smell fancy. Her breath stinks of booze and her hair retains the delicious aroma of french fry grease.

No. 169642

Dry mouth combined with no flossing or brushing, alcohol, mildew bath towels, that general "pet dander" smell people's homes get when they don't clean, and dirty greasy scalp. And of course some poorly attempted cover up with cheap perfume and Febreze fabric spray she thinks works instead of doing her laundry.

No. 169647

why does shayna’s head fit so well on the uh-oh stinky monkey. im dying.

No. 169671

like a warm turtle tank and tonsil stones

No. 169673

I think she probably smells like Burger King or an old seat cushion that’s been farted into many times


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