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No. 1107506
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous shitposts
>>>/ot/1057266 No. 1107509
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I'ma snail yeah skippity bip mm da dah dah skippity bip de Doo dah dah beepity beep boop boop bood nope hahhity ha ha ha hoho de de de de da duu dooooo di pi pi pi pa peeee paaaa pohhhhh mmm mmm mmm m m mmmmmm mmm mahhh hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha
HOO
No. 1107513
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>>1107509Oh you can't stop snailing at me, snailing at me, snailing at me
I got that boom boom snail
Snail ya later!
Snail's up, dude!
Snail it!
Snail's!
I don't give a snail's ass!
You gotta be snailing me!
Snail's for snails.
You will never be a snail.
Snail, for snail, snail!
Snail this…
You son of a snail!
Snail me up!
Snail up, girl!
Snailing and nailing.
You have such nice snails.
The passion of the snail
Requiem for a snail
You have such snail-like qualities
Will you take my hand in snailage?
Snail cheated on me!
One man can't handle this much snail.
Imy ex snail friend was so crazy! I only poured salt on her once, I didn't really think she'd be allergic!
Baby, you slime my snail.
Ready to be tailed by a snail?
Snail's and pails and snails and pails and
Snailllllling on the high seas
Snail autism
Snailtism
Snail induced autism
thank you
No. 1107525
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Rip DaQuavious Bingleton he was a real one. On Foenem
No. 1107546
>>1107537you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
you can't pick your friends noses
No. 1107547
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GLOOBBBBABBBBGLOBABBABABGLOOBBBBBB
No. 1107551
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Are these cool or nah? please I need an answer
No. 1107688
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>>1107506IS that a
mOTHERFUCKERING skeletrum? oh shi-
No. 1108140
File: 1648067347130.jpg (43.94 KB, 329x510, fa4228cba7a7cfb5d43fe06d6b1b2b…)
I wanna eat the Dr. Seuss cake
No. 1108204
File: 1648070460480.jpeg (449.11 KB, 1242x2208, D042CFD4-140B-486B-89A9-B391E4…)
You are jealous of me because I’m thicc
No. 1108232
File: 1648071559557.jpeg (14.42 KB, 225x225, 78A5731B-1779-4D81-99D2-89B4A7…)
I’m so kawaii. This is me btw. I am 4’8” and so skinny that I am below the Underweight category in the BMI chart, I would be a midget if I didn’t have a proportional limb ratio to my heads, but I do have a big ass like most midgets and I have stopped going out because I get unwarranted proposals and flowers. Most women worry about being catcalled well I have to worry about men threatening to kill them selves if I don’t say yes to going on a date with them. I am nothing like you, I have no friends because women are scared to have me be around their boyfriends or husbands or scared to go gay for me. Did I mention that I am built like Mewto with DDD boobs that hover and defy gravity with small pink nipples that sit on top of the boob.
No. 1108455
File: 1648076574045.jpg (241.15 KB, 1200x661, EZyGkH_WAAIAk5a.jpg)
>>1108140gotta have it with the Richard Scarry pink ice cream
No. 1108624
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>>1108455I'll take a sosig too
No. 1108632
>>1108624SHE IS SELLING THE BODIES OF HER DEAD RELATIVES ARREST THIS PIG WOMAN
But the sosiges made from her dead husbands are based
No. 1108648
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>>1108621Ratboy Genius is unironically good
>>1108646kek
No. 1108649
File: 1648085000004.jpg (76.13 KB, 789x524, 0trxghw7n8901.jpg)
Solve it nonniiiiieeeeeessss
No. 1108666
File: 1648086199056.jpg (29.44 KB, 381x380, 5c5a34ae0022e22df5dd87f52ee675…)
LOLCOR
No. 1108672
File: 1648086581814.jpg (73.66 KB, 640x853, f7b4fc467efd936707fb141fbdfdaa…)
>you come back from the bathroom expecting to chow down on your fresh warm chicken (or veggie) nuggies and see this
Wat do
No. 1108683
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>>1108672Ask his foster dad if he’s single, ready to mingle and willing to keep the helmet on forever.
No. 1108788
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>>1108683That's not mando, silly, that's Boba
No. 1108836
>>1108666CH-CHECKED
THE ANTICOR
No. 1108952
File: 1648116551604.jpg (29.51 KB, 460x709, IMG_20220323_125231.jpg)
The Riddler (Paul Dano)
No. 1108977
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>>1108649Man I remember running to the library with other kids to try and get the I Spy books first. I would kill a man for some I Spy books.
No. 1108979
File: 1648119951490.png (741.74 KB, 789x524, ispysolution.png)
>>1108649The image is very lose res, but the heart is on the N block and the checker is hiding underneath that blue cone! Took me about 8 minutes, looks like you nonnies need to step up your I Spy game if you ever wanna make it to Nationals
No. 1109023
>>1108979❤
hope this is the correct heart emotional we are allowed to useEven though I loved to read in elementary we were banned from getting Ispy books as our independent reading books, until the teacher changed it so we could get two books and one was the "fun book". But we never had Ispys in stocks because everyone wanted one. Kinda wish Diary of a Wimpy Kid had paperbacks at my school. Instead I read them all through high school, after being forced to read them on that weird Cool math or whatever website it was that had educational games. I enjoyed it though. If rather read DOAWK books then play the games. Gooooooddd times
No. 1109030
>>1109023Holy fuck
nonnie cool math 4 kids was the fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I am having crazy flashbacks
No. 1109042
File: 1648127449246.jpg (68.95 KB, 640x480, 2933437ce38f7ec2185087adbd0673…)
God bless you
No. 1109058
File: 1648128489703.gif (87.06 KB, 113x90, 29D3FA48-DB94-4770-B685-0096FA…)
You will never be a man. You have no testicles,
you produce an abhorrently low amount of
testosterone naturally. You have ovaries, you
have a womb, you menstruate, you have
breasts. You were raised as a woman, you will
never truly understand male social cues, you
will never truly socialize with men as a man.
You are a woman. You are a sad little girl. If
you go on testosterone, you may grow a
beard, but it will be patchy and won't conceal
your smooth and curved female face. You may
have a deeper voice, but it will sound like
you're a woman with a cold. Even if you get
your tits chopped off you will be forever
scarred, two scars marking the flesh of an
artificial "man". You might get a penis and a
scrotum with a pump in it, but it will never
look right. You will never ejaculate, women
and men will never view you as an object of
sexual pleasure. You will attempt to dress "like
a man" but in reality you will be dressed like a
teenage boy in 2013. You will always be seen
as the short little
"man"
", people will be
annoyed with you as the know they can't say
certain things around you for fear of you
lashing out. You have no right to come into
this space. You are a woman and you always
will be.
No. 1109149
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Is the Sim in the purple and yellow a troon?
No. 1109170
File: 1648136397644.jpg (1.28 MB, 3982x2831, vittar.jpg)
>>1109149It's supposed to be a Brazilian drag queen, Pablo Vittar.
No. 1109442
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No. 1109667
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If only you knew how good things really are…
No. 1109677
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>>1109669The things I'd do to this fake nail wearing freak…
No. 1109829
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>>1109824##Don't you ever wanna go fuxking apeshit#
No. 1109831
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>>1109829>>1109824So you bitches want an alien thread or nah
No. 1109837
File: 1648169444591.jpg (17.53 KB, 553x554, et bilu.jpg)
You're all posers
No. 1109849
File: 1648169949227.jpeg (Spoiler Image,264.69 KB, 1242x1614, A1ADFCE1-61A3-4920-A38C-72FDE3…)
>>1109813No, mine are bigger, pic related as proof in my cool room with LED lights, time stamped and everything so you see it’s not fake like your big areolas.
No. 1109853
File: 1648170037750.gif (1.67 MB, 275x275, 1645073618076.gif)
>>1109844me when i find you
No. 1109858
File: 1648170232514.jpg (38.69 KB, 724x556, d1a57a08bfa0c5c8e366095efd9ebf…)
Would you lesbian with an alien
No. 1109859
File: 1648170286964.jpeg (11.71 KB, 255x207, download (27).jpeg)
>>1109849>areolas>"big"pic related
No. 1109861
>>1109858FUCK YES
GIMME THAT ALIEN PUSSY
No. 1109871
File: 1648170800120.jpg (40.62 KB, 651x446, 0f0898400bbb729dac2de18ba88bf5…)
Scrotes fear the alien himbos
No. 1109874
File: 1648171065864.gif (767.71 KB, 127x189, 1645987769508.gif)
>>1109871never knew that she could dance like this
make a alien wanna speak spanich
come se ama
si
bonita
si
mi casa
si
su casa
No. 1109879
File: 1648171285159.jpg (17.35 KB, 443x332, 67d304d8a52a48a472502506d4d9a3…)
Aliens built the (kush) pyramids
No. 1109910
File: 1648174725099.jpeg (11.97 KB, 184x274, images (3).jpeg)
>>1109837ゴゴゴゴゴ
>>1109841I love Shelly Duval is there any more pics of her in outfits like this?
No. 1109937
File: 1648177573493.jpg (122.63 KB, 735x880, 6da209542a4e831eaebf7bd83b2bc4…)
>>1109910And some other cute ones
No. 1109943
>>1109937That mural piece behind her with raggedy anne and the belladona of sadness/howl pendragon hybrid I simply need to see more of it,
nonny please tell me this is from a movie or a shoot if you know?
No. 1109946
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No. 1109953
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Imma about to do it
No. 1110131
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No. 1110441
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No. 1110570
>>1110565forgive me,
nonny, i read this in
drew gooden's voice…
No. 1110638
File: 1648223440278.gif (3.27 MB, 540x540, A9FC81A4-9E24-4ED5-AA7B-E47D62…)
my high schooler sister just used the word fruity unironically in front of me. My parents really need to monitor her social media usage, I really don’t want her to turn into a non binary he they aiden
No. 1110666
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SHUT UP YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT ONLY I GET IT
ONLY I GET THE CAKE
NONE FOR YOU
No. 1110846
File: 1648238015225.jpg (279.24 KB, 1280x1707, tumblr_b96acd01cf2b2bb7158a287…)
they're judging u
No. 1110910
File: 1648241745062.jpg (32.32 KB, 720x709, you n me.jpg)
this ain't a sceeeeeeene
it's a
GOD
DAMN
IN
FIGHT
No. 1110963
>>1110936>>1110927REPORTED!
DAMN I'm lovin it!
No. 1111052
>>1111029Thanks for the fantastic idea,
nonnie, now I will imagine that my dog is huge and a demon who can’t hurt people but can eat their souls.
No. 1111168
>>1111066kek thank you
nonnie, I don't like low effort zoomer memes either I just find this specific one funny because the skeleton is like "AH" and I can hear it
No. 1111334
File: 1648268685576.jpeg (55.57 KB, 595x611, 5B6EC474-CEBA-4203-A284-34DD61…)
habe yoy ever seen tha um…….wait what
No. 1111340
File: 1648269326887.jpg (121.99 KB, 1351x1870, 213b473c68276fea33a40e1b514dc8…)
>blocks your path
No. 1111420
File: 1648281530838.jpeg (464.05 KB, 616x1018, FCFA54F3-AD58-4A1E-95E9-282DD0…)
I saw her bobbin for apples in the alley only it was not Halloween and those were not apples it was a mans penis, baby. And I was “‘dat dick must be small af cause she ain’t even choking or gaggin on it’..and there’s very little I hate in this world and that’s a man with a tiny dick.”
-Breadquanda
No. 1111422
File: 1648281641010.jpeg (1007.59 KB, 1261x1536, 3D2A08E6-2BF1-426D-B20D-2F02A9…)
>nyehehehe Lois look I’m nonbinary
No. 1111423
File: 1648281694962.jpeg (689.67 KB, 1224x1037, 1DF71B0D-C819-434D-AE00-2498DF…)
If you see a fat or bald man kill it
No. 1111426
File: 1648281943057.jpeg (159.48 KB, 491x609, 1E403183-9FAF-4601-8C44-729B1A…)
I fell in love with an emo girl
No. 1111447
File: 1648283981890.jpg (27.77 KB, 464x490, 20220303_030400.jpg)
No. 1111450
File: 1648284010233.jpg (49.28 KB, 1280x720, JamesandtheGiantPeach.jpg)
They never did catch that Rhino
No. 1111469
File: 1648285261656.jpg (19.96 KB, 400x265, cat blanket.jpg)
>>1111450No please that scene scared me so much as a kid
No. 1111558
>>1111393Shrimp Alfredo
Status report: oh it's bad my anus is heinous
Not even gonna sage people need to know this
No. 1112617
File: 1648346543780.jpg (203.86 KB, 811x811, Tumblr_l_238465352324031.jpg)
Choose your fighter
No. 1112622
File: 1648347118268.jpeg (26.26 KB, 500x281, 1648256212765.jpeg)
Ian Idubbbz is a cuck. It's only gotten worse too. He stopped making his usual content and started making weird squirrel catching videos.
Then he started making random rant videos about mundane things. Then he vanished for a while, got a bunch of horrendously tacky tattoos with his wife, and is now doing some fucking lame ass boxing match?
He's going to go up against men that are like 5 times more muscular than he is. I don't think they are in the same weight class. He wants to fucking die.
I think he is a cuck with a humiliation fetish. He wants to watch himself, a pathetic nerdy man, get dominated by these massive muscular machos in front of his wife, who will also be fighting but I doubt it'll be anything as wild as Ian getting his face smashed in by some real men.
I like to keep up with his channel though because it's kinda milky to me, seeing how cucked he is. I feel like it's a moid thing to say and I used to disagree with it, but he is an actual literal cuck. She mindbroke him. I'd congratulate her but the irony is that she's also a fucking mess. What happened?
No. 1112623
File: 1648347157033.jpg (17.37 KB, 261x220, bb.JPG)
>>1112617obviously this little baby
No. 1112647
File: 1648349319180.jpg (415.11 KB, 1051x1280, Tumblr_l_2439832974447.jpg)
I need to shit up the threads I need to shit up the threads I need to write very long paragraphs I need to express myself I need to spot logical inconsistences I need to speak the truth I need to express myself I need to speak the truth
No. 1112656
File: 1648349999978.jpg (205.52 KB, 1280x1792, Tumblr_l_2721092410438.jpg)
Once upon a time; On a planet lost in space and time; a fish began evolving;then it walked on earth; then it turned into different reptiles; then into a rat; then into monkeys; then into homo sapiens and then here I am found; 400k years later; on a bottle cap collecting forum; we are all taking out our frustrations on each other; a perpetual cycle of abuse; no NONNIE you are a pick me; no nonnie you are a pick me; it doesn't matter I wasn't even trying to say that
No. 1112658
File: 1648350230751.jpg (490.57 KB, 645x771, Tumblr_l_2676522586893.jpg)
NOOOOOOOOONIEEE i am mysoginistic no you are I am you are I am we are but I hate this place NNNNIE NONNIE
No. 1112666
File: 1648350875523.jpeg (235.14 KB, 666x555, 18F492DA-F0CB-4541-833E-5F4BA8…)
why?
No. 1112669
File: 1648351055063.jpeg (82.75 KB, 1280x720, E4638CF2-6F84-402E-9DCF-DB0522…)
what in the world with the will you ever? no! you do so you don’t but you never see when why? so what is if then we we wow you so s long times no bean okay haha. what the fuck is gone to the store when you didn’t? im sorry about the too much sorry….s did you did with me?? respond. now.
No. 1112677
File: 1648351582960.jpeg (30.46 KB, 500x500, 94FF4A20-DF2B-48B9-A23A-ADA1C9…)
>>1112674Which means we need higher shoes to make them seethe for being manlets
No. 1112741
File: 1648358506075.jpg (59.23 KB, 560x564, 1648335477688.jpg)
>>1112719thank you, nona. I can't believe no one reacted to it plus it was a lame post.
No. 1112788
File: 1648363313496.jpg (41.05 KB, 537x719, Tumblr_l_360674113473142.jpg)
Babe I got you domino's
No. 1112908
File: 1648379404715.jpeg (33.21 KB, 400x195, 1A976225-7B9D-4068-A185-F258D8…)
See the light. It lives in ur pores. Exterminate
No. 1113016
File: 1648391163316.jpeg (86.94 KB, 568x656, 520A0990-E26C-46A9-A7DE-680191…)
How do I know if I’m a victim of gangstalking?
No. 1113026
>>1113016Gangstalking is real and happens to people on or associated with people on terrorist watch lists, those that somehow provoked local police, those harassed by neighbors (racially or class motivated, or sometimes over property disputes),
victims of cults or escapees of
abusive situations, political activists, journalists, etc. If you don't fit any of these situations you are probably just paranoid. Sadly, most gangstalking forums online are rife with people talking about perps sending "brain signals" and subtle shit like anchoring, mobbing, street theater, which are up to interpretation and unlikely to exist. Reading up on these instances makes you more likely to recognize them in real life and think zebras instead of horses when you see hoofprints.
>>1113023Wow, so funny, are you in the walls too?
No. 1113066
>>1113022Strange things start happening in your life inexplicably. Better start writing down your will if they do! Cant wait to be suicided honestly
>>1113032kek recruit me into your scheme and maybe they can protect me from the celebrity stalkers
No. 1113331
File: 1648410417858.png (25.86 KB, 275x215, 1645053568938.png)
Will any nonny date me?
My resume: I will make you breakfasts to bed, will tell you compliments, tease and joke around with you, cuddle with you in bed while watching netflix or YouTube shitposts, bring tea and buy you coffee, kiss you and show you off to everyone. I might be a bit awkward but I'll try my best to make you smile.
No. 1113412
File: 1648414851370.jpg (49.21 KB, 575x736, 20220327_224853.jpg)
No. 1113418
>>1113331I might date you if we both like the same breakfast foods and share YouTube interests. In addition to this, here is a list of other requirements:
You'll have to be my one and only.
You can't be allergic to cats.
We must have a candle light dinner at least once a week.
No. 1113424
>>1113331You’ve scored an interview. Our interview can be conducted in either a milk bar or my mansion (just pretend i have a mansion yehh im so rich)
Employees can be paid in homemade arab food, me watching you sleep and breathing heavily, leaving notes in your pocket, getting massages, and listening to each other’s playlists in the dark
No. 1113664
File: 1648432011003.jpg (297.05 KB, 1080x1466, Screenshot_20220327-204407.jpg)
Post one picture cuter than this
No. 1113679
File: 1648432494488.jpg (40.54 KB, 400x400, 956514fdffa63192ccf35e141114de…)
>>1113424>homemade Arab food>there's Arab lesbians on lolcowh-hi
No. 1113826
File: 1648436734091.jpeg (119.28 KB, 749x910, 3FC3062B-DAB8-45F8-967E-534D92…)
>>1113664Try this on for size
No. 1114052
File: 1648440388924.gif (541.18 KB, 400x400, Jkdoe9t8odoeowo.gif)
No. 1114053
File: 1648440408166.jpg (51.48 KB, 734x960, Tumblr_l_296257144589538.jpg)
>>1114049Spot the similarity
No. 1114054
File: 1648440425470.jpg (60.09 KB, 768x574, wagtail.jpg)
everyone post your favorite birds
my favorite birds are wagtails. i like their faces and they hop around cutely
No. 1114060
File: 1648440569678.jpg (21.26 KB, 360x355, IMG_20210720_202423.jpg)
bread cat
No. 1114061
File: 1648440583400.jpeg (30.3 KB, 494x352, 9B7B1B8B-B981-4579-A8DD-ADEC54…)
don't have bird pics sorry.
No. 1114069
File: 1648440730079.gif (101.32 KB, 130x150, 06-02.gif)
No. 1114074
File: 1648440812355.gif (23.53 KB, 130x150, 08-10.gif)
No. 1114077
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No. 1114081
File: 1648440862831.gif (198.15 KB, 130x150, 28-01.gif)
No. 1114082
File: 1648440879396.jpg (80.75 KB, 596x680, IMG_20210914_063602.jpg)
No. 1114083
File: 1648440885880.gif (113.74 KB, 130x150, 10-03.gif)
No. 1114090
File: 1648440989682.png (173.87 KB, 680x610, f17.png)
DONT STAAAAAAY WITHIIIIIN THE DAAAAAARK
WHEN HOOOOOOPE FAAAADES
DONT WAAAAAAAL
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FROM THE LIIIIIIIIIIGHT
YOUR DESTINY AWAIIIIIIIITS
No. 1114091
File: 1648440998417.jpg (374.23 KB, 1077x1077, 1645240110293.jpg)
i love you!
No. 1114094
File: 1648441124784.jpg (16.87 KB, 300x300, ready to run.jpg)
What happened this time
No. 1114096
File: 1648441172054.jpeg (77.32 KB, 720x993, 1363C8D6-6CE3-43CA-B791-6839DA…)
I’m not a sub or a dom, I AM INSANE
No. 1114097
File: 1648441189119.jpg (24.43 KB, 750x454, Tumblr_l_402515124535461.jpg)
No. 1114098
File: 1648441259106.jpg (108.82 KB, 843x1095, Tumblr_l_1565051001442561.jpg)
>>1114096Bless the local schizos and may they be prolific in their schizoposting
No. 1114102
File: 1648441377860.jpg (78.24 KB, 960x656, IMG_20210504_235546.jpg)
No. 1114106
File: 1648441593313.jpeg (47.08 KB, 409x640, 5271DE05-7ABD-46D3-B1E6-2E8154…)
>>1114054I love a good shag baby
No. 1114261
File: 1648456423598.png (520.32 KB, 888x894, pepe.png)
No. 1114267
File: 1648456724111.gif (2.96 MB, 305x592, tumblr_e5a2a158ee33dd193af5d04…)
wow shes literally me!
No. 1114407
File: 1648463899174.jpeg (69.13 KB, 737x574, A6F7FC4E-D052-47CB-AE74-B8A8F6…)
h
No. 1114408
File: 1648463954099.jpeg (90.79 KB, 750x1130, 8D427A8D-5287-4533-80C0-3FB78D…)
No. 1114886
File: 1648493432357.gif (419.58 KB, 498x281, uchihas-naruto.gif)
>>1114876it's very nice
so full of spice
No. 1115138
File: 1648506998745.gif (1.13 MB, 244x220, 660977DF-A1F8-44DD-BFF9-09216B…)
No. 1115176
File: 1648509911840.gif (4.81 MB, 474x474, alien.gif)
No. 1115445
File: 1648529504273.png (456.28 KB, 857x879, 1648089352154.png)
I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1115530
>>1115445she looks likes pharoah
shop a scepter and duel disk on her and she's pharoahess
No. 1116068
File: 1648573079365.png (1.48 MB, 1136x640, 30CE715F-6F2C-4471-AB79-00417D…)
me (center) during these difficult times at lolcow dot farm
No. 1116097
File: 1648574275086.png (Spoiler Image,51.66 KB, 119x216, tilly.png)
>>1116068I for one
LIKE THE CHAOS No. 1116124
File: 1648576434580.jpg (Spoiler Image,369.73 KB, 1002x795, star4.jpg)
oomph
No. 1116281
File: 1648584176939.png (2.5 MB, 1280x1204, noo.png)
nonnies I have reached it, it is here. I'm living as a full on schizo woman now, I'm bringing the media and the IRL representation in to life. I am ready. Today I ate 2 pieces of bologna in my sandwich to keep my body salts up and my water down so electricity can't travel easily through my body. I'm learning how to sow with this spinning wheel sewing machine to limit my exposure to the internet. I can access LC in my local Mcdonalds, I just have to make sure none of the employees steal the phone I keep tapped under table #4 with silver tape. I only order french fries because of the salt. I am redy nonnies I know the thruth, I will tell it from the behalf of women, they can't stop me. Men aren't funny I will let them know, they aren't funny,. show me show me a scrote that's funny, if he is black it doesn't count because ppl laugh at minorities making jokes as a cultural contract playing nice, shoe me, show me an actual funny scrote. you can't and you never will. Lilithspeed for she is the original and only human. I'm still taking my meds cause I gotta sleep at night tho, I can't let my blood to develop psychosis, not yet.
No. 1116529
File: 1648595523978.gif (1.87 MB, 480x270, 2.gif)
me and /g/ nonnies on bara tiddies
No. 1116585
File: 1648600006113.png (417.29 KB, 584x569, Screenshot_308.png)
No. 1116645
File: 1648603675967.png (519.12 KB, 1000x1000, copeseethedilate.png)
Just got these from Wayfair
No. 1116667
File: 1648604937812.jpg (207.93 KB, 1280x754, 7KhFgXM.jpg)
It's my birthday, and I've been dizzy all day (I got health issues). Spam me your dumb memes or reaction gifs. I wanna smile.
No. 1116670
File: 1648605150212.jpg (26.35 KB, 540x407, yElnh5N.jpg)
>>1116667Samefag, here's Howard without his iconic cappuccino stain mustache.
No. 1116675
File: 1648605458731.jpeg (67.21 KB, 427x635, D49BC94D-1910-4147-9350-638D08…)
>>1116667HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!
No. 1116684
File: 1648606334806.webm (2.94 MB, 600x1066, big_boob.webm)
Would you grab a moid's tit for 1 milli o n?????????
No. 1116689
>>1116688d o l l a r
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No. 1116694
>>1116675Thank you,
nonny! I wanna eat his face.
No. 1116712
File: 1648608766285.jpg (676.27 KB, 2010x2015, Tumblr_l_295892845075458.jpg)
Slut
No. 1116714
>>1116712Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off
Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all, now
Speed up, gas pedal, now
Speed up, gas pedal
No. 1116754
File: 1648611370397.webm (1.25 MB, 576x634, video0_10.webm)
Hope she's living a good life out there somewhere
No. 1116759
>>1116714Wtf I've been transported back to 2012.
I MADE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEYYYY
I PAID MY BILLLLLLS
I PAID THIS COVERRR
I EONT STAND STILLLLL
NOW LET ME SEE YOU WOP WOP WOP WOP
WOP WOO WOP WOP
AYYYYYY
No. 1116774
File: 1648613282950.jpg (96.22 KB, 600x670, AGcSmZH.jpg)
>>1116766I love his 'stache! It's just wild to see him without. Howard Moon is a man of action!
No. 1116800
File: 1648616560097.png (66.53 KB, 250x317, 250px-Silver_The_Hedgehog.png)
>>1116785They feel similar
No. 1116814
File: 1648617881634.jpeg (579.03 KB, 1477x2000, 18A5AC3B-6732-4FD2-AA93-8FE11B…)
let me in
LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNN
No. 1116821
File: 1648618393766.gif (1.71 MB, 270x138, E17AAA73-1063-48DF-9D02-EAD49A…)
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
MR. KRABS IS IN THERE
STANDING AT THE CONCESSION
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION
No. 1116942
File: 1648625670800.jpg (15.35 KB, 533x534, i am yucky.jpg)
bumping
No. 1116968
File: 1648626515679.jpg (58.91 KB, 620x485, teaparty.jpg)
>>1116942I'm sorry if you saw it, nonna. Let's have a victorian teaparty and eat cookies.
No. 1116971
File: 1648626615445.jpg (206.02 KB, 900x675, teddyteaparty.jpg)
>>1116968Can we bring our teddies?
No. 1117022
File: 1648629235032.jpeg (18.51 KB, 739x415, 53A015B3-4117-4269-A43D-AAC8B4…)
>>1116968I scrolled catalog five minutes ago and it was still there.
Serves me right for checking ot at this time of day haha No. 1117109
File: 1648633919221.png (270.15 KB, 639x679, 1516787285949.png)
do not proceed to page 2
No. 1117713
File: 1648675326346.jpeg (15.47 KB, 194x260, DC2E0A30-E487-4A83-A280-B6A304…)
>>1117707Soldier, shut up.
No. 1117784
File: 1648680613007.png (192.97 KB, 352x288, 1609924241307.png)
>someone replies to me positively
>smile and laugh out loud
>clap awkwardly
>get up and pace around
No. 1117801
>>1117784I h8 u
(Now tell us what you do)
No. 1117804
File: 1648681777465.gif (960.33 KB, 200x200, 1643494453710.gif)
>>1117784cute and sadly relatable
No. 1117837
File: 1648683586170.jpg (8.04 KB, 256x256, 1645835627654.jpg)
>>1117804LOOK AT THE LITTLE KITTEN AW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 1117841
>>1117784Hnhngng
nonny this is so cute
No. 1117847
File: 1648684268659.gif (2.23 MB, 400x257, Tumblr_l_475904454819549.gif)
Cat thread
No. 1117851
File: 1648685197265.png (593.88 KB, 835x624, the teeth girl.png)
the teeth girl
No. 1117871
File: 1648687141092.webm (2.32 MB, 1920x1080, 1645411212344.webm)
No. 1117877
File: 1648687766992.gif (871.49 KB, 373x373, Tumblr_l_69584129727253.gif)
dink my oiter
No. 1117890
File: 1648688999024.jpeg (45.43 KB, 500x451, 3A111737-3292-43E3-802A-3D4F1E…)
I had to see this so you do too
No. 1117896
File: 1648689674552.jpeg (67.82 KB, 720x424, 9B3A6BFE-4E08-4FE3-B0FC-AD003B…)
>>1117891bad taste i guess
No. 1117907
File: 1648690824557.jpeg (70.8 KB, 600x600, 46B0D48D-E7CA-40B7-9792-582E0D…)
There is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable…I simply am not there.
No. 1117911
File: 1648691152003.jpg (10.35 KB, 161x300, tumblr_23881f7dedfa1e71e493db3…)
happy go luvvey
No. 1117912
File: 1648691243345.jpg (52.9 KB, 828x676, Tumblr_l_194196860642586.jpg)
>>1117907Sounds like something a sexy-ass vampire would say
No. 1117913
File: 1648691275792.jpg (33.88 KB, 380x480, tumblr_097d86da4093a7c2528293d…)
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 1117922
File: 1648692688218.jpeg (15.36 KB, 480x360, E40B0F0B-5F5F-4058-A061-BB6BD5…)
>>1117913I'm in the mood for a tasty pizza, with thick crust flavors, tomato delicious, and cheese of the dinner.
No. 1117927
File: 1648693254915.gif (31.7 KB, 300x300, 23wG.gif)
professional ear cleaning videos got me hooked
No. 1118319
File: 1648731049365.jpeg (275.75 KB, 800x459, 50AE127E-A58E-4119-B614-950C75…)
>COME ON AND GIVE ME A DRINK
No. 1119201
>>1117784Same, what's wrong with us?
Also fidgeting
No. 1119233
File: 1648800482733.jpeg (326.29 KB, 475x668, 39DF7F0E-54D9-4757-818D-47B673…)
I HATE CORPOATIONS
I HATE YOU YOU ARE RUINING THE WORLD!!!!!!
No. 1119366
File: 1648809193054.jpeg (85.39 KB, 482x448, 6DED3088-043B-4C43-8989-0C78D1…)
>>1119233I want him to do me until I become patriotic
No. 1119377
File: 1648809555386.jpg (45.09 KB, 640x639, tupf3cmfh8q81.jpg)
OwO
No. 1119397
File: 1648810755506.jpeg (559.57 KB, 1200x1200, 6E3690F4-4061-4772-B214-B2223A…)
No. 1119437
File: 1648814480557.png (103.98 KB, 240x240, lanafrogs.png)
My pussy tastes like RC cola
No. 1119450
File: 1648816109974.jpeg (103.49 KB, 640x640, 9531D4B3-24CB-4F56-970E-F281D9…)
No. 1119474
File: 1648819390147.jpg (26.08 KB, 321x480, babushka.jpg)
mfw I am on the lolcow.farm and I see a post that begins with "my husband"
No. 1119661
File: 1648834822917.gif (2.71 MB, 405x270, 3848482.gif)
>>1119567what a beautiful
DUANE
No. 1119767
File: 1648840507489.gif (956.92 KB, 268x270, E4DBBE6D-BA88-40E1-B56D-260348…)
>>1119670I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
No. 1119828
File: 1648843345487.jpeg (108.33 KB, 1242x687, 9B83DBEB-8994-4362-A852-F8B467…)
>>1119796What do you mean you’re at soup?!
No. 1119833
File: 1648843589064.jpg (158.78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
>>1119828I MEAN I'M
AT SOUP!
No. 1119852
File: 1648844353714.jpeg (160.23 KB, 1242x680, C1775294-DC9F-4254-93C1-CAAC93…)
>>1119833What STORE are you in?!
No. 1119858
File: 1648844911451.png (1.29 MB, 1905x865, soupcan.png)
>>1119852I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
No. 1119909
File: 1648847033178.png (53.64 KB, 851x638, gsdfgsdg.png)
explodes and dies
No. 1119991
File: 1648849428784.jpeg (74.71 KB, 750x747, 198EF718-0C73-45E2-BE2E-6AEB41…)
No. 1119998
File: 1648849635026.jpeg (162.6 KB, 720x1100, 2E8EA29C-77BF-414D-8CA1-516A11…)
No. 1120031
File: 1648850180332.gif (1.87 MB, 345x237, 4d5.gif)
No. 1120032
File: 1648850187365.jpeg (133.77 KB, 1170x1315, 4A103DBA-D8D2-44C0-B173-F909AF…)
beep bump
No. 1120079
File: 1648852593143.png (13.42 KB, 540x89, b5_c2b9a469_540.png)
yeah…………..
No. 1120083
File: 1648852807757.gif (741.41 KB, 275x205, 1608341115182.gif)
>>1120079why didn't I enjoy myself while it was still possible…
No. 1120145
>>1120079I think I've been dead since 2015 and my presence has been astral projected as a ghost since
that explains so much
No. 1120151
File: 1648856834953.jpeg (69.13 KB, 680x383, 261376C4-43E9-46BA-A25A-810B14…)
>>1120032Why do their faces look like that?
No. 1120156
File: 1648856971962.jpg (69.45 KB, 563x375, f6559a0c0b79295da369917308e6d6…)
>>11200792011 and 2012 were completely shitty for me.
2015-2018 were great.
2019 onward - shit again.
2023 has will break the curse, I feel it.
No. 1120161
File: 1648857185665.jpg (48.21 KB, 654x372, mcr_resized.jpg)
>>1120079It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
No. 1120172
File: 1648857534443.jpeg (56.44 KB, 494x277, 90BC5E11-4039-44CB-94D9-4C7013…)
>>1120079>2010, 2011Shit, I was depressed
>2012, 2013, 2014Things started looking better
>2015, 2016Uni depression
>2017Forced change of career
>2018, 2019Things started looking better
>2020Fuck.
No. 1120213
File: 1648862887951.jpeg (375.84 KB, 3000x3000, 79760820-A2BC-4AA7-8FB9-970929…)
She makes me feel……………………………uneasy
No. 1120231
File: 1648865339501.jpg (1.53 MB, 3000x2356, 1648630370533.jpg)
Sometimes /fit/ will post images like this and all I can think is this a farmer psyop? Are farmers infiltrating male spaces and trying to turn them into submissive nonviolent slaves?? Brainwashing maybe??? or is the doing of the C.I.gAy ??
No. 1120311
>>1120231naah plenty of men like being submissive sexually and will give lip service to the whole "mommy? sorry" movement but they'll still be emotionally
abusive, porn addicted and worthless as partners in every other aspect of their lives
No. 1120551
File: 1648900024328.jpg (49.17 KB, 564x546, f088f8d75c9080b15900643ab4bedf…)
BEWARE, BEWARE, BE SKEPTICAL
OF ITS SMILE, ITS SMILE OF PLATED GOLD
DECEIT SO NATURAL
BUT A HECKING PUPPER IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING IS MORE THAN A WARNING
No. 1120574
File: 1648901710050.png (456.84 KB, 500x500, 49.png)
gore, bumping. be careful and report
No. 1120613
File: 1648906251088.jpg (28.42 KB, 450x372, da1058808f7b48af0662d312b88fe1…)
Thank you sweet nonnies for always bumping
No. 1120737
File: 1648915315727.jpg (79.22 KB, 600x400, pierogi1.jpg)
No. 1120753
File: 1648915753011.gif (838.93 KB, 500x475, 1559101429163.gif)
>>1120737bumping for the spammer but i so totally did not need the calories from pierogis and sour cream in my life and now i will have to run out and get them. damn you and your delicious taste, anon
No. 1120777
File: 1648916382414.jpeg (208.95 KB, 1304x1926, A6FDF67B-9AC1-4283-BED8-8195DE…)
Bumpety bump bump
No. 1120819
File: 1648917169842.png (2.42 MB, 2000x2500, BUMP.png)
No. 1120827
File: 1648917368279.jpeg (138.27 KB, 750x776, F792EEDA-0A96-4796-8226-41CE61…)
Cats for defense
No. 1120829
File: 1648917496438.gif (1.21 MB, 344x344, c3c8100c6e506d77dd992de0160dd7…)
sry to my girls who are not attracted but bumping w my subby hot guys he wishes he looked like so the tiny fishballed fuggo calling himself the superior sex knows his place
No. 1120830
File: 1648917512214.jpeg (90.58 KB, 1029x1005, 7CAD248F-F1EE-49DB-8130-4286BD…)
No. 1120839
File: 1648917699977.jpeg (49.24 KB, 563x560, 1809E1BC-20F2-4817-9EB5-A04703…)
DALE
No. 1120847
File: 1648917881123.jpg (148.76 KB, 1080x1080, 30830414_825694910958152_45808…)
>>1120829absolutely malding calling himself a chad when we all know only fucking hideous freaks do this shit. my mans here posting broken assholes and gore will never be a chad nor hot
No. 1120864
File: 1648918311480.jpg (136.01 KB, 629x1024, Women with Guns in the Past (1…)
I love vintage photos of women with guns.
No. 1120867
File: 1648918371145.gif (13.57 KB, 385x256, d35.gif)
>>1120864Fluffy fluffly flfufluy fflfuuy fluufy fluffy lfluffy fluffy
No. 1120870
File: 1648918395000.gif (1.35 MB, 275x205, 1646385709829.gif)
Damn moids.
No. 1120878
File: 1648918622394.jpeg (90.18 KB, 622x702, 72A8A025-B98B-4178-974D-78105B…)
No. 1120881
File: 1648918737216.jpg (258.49 KB, 978x978, 20220403_005828.jpg)
KAM
No. 1120895
File: 1648919085515.gif (184.85 KB, 269x350, 9B03302A-EF53-4898-A3B0-C37604…)
Ride with me nonnies, into the sunset
Away from all moids
No. 1120897
File: 1648919226505.gif (407 B, 46x36, 1733318048868.gif)
>>1120895I'm riding with, nona
No. 1120904
File: 1648919446254.jpeg (132.48 KB, 896x916, 98399278-0F41-49F3-AD22-01EE31…)
why are they like this
No. 1120906
File: 1648919486595.jpeg (116.31 KB, 896x896, EE5488F0-6EC9-4B4C-8049-5DF71B…)
No. 1120908
File: 1648919527894.jpeg (154.78 KB, 1124x1262, 00F0E1C3-3CD7-4C52-89ED-2E742A…)
No. 1120911
File: 1648919567484.jpeg (71.92 KB, 896x1084, F2BB8C00-712B-4227-86B7-D0D9FA…)
i think its off the front page now
No. 1120912
File: 1648919612238.gif (801.34 KB, 500x350, tumblr_inline_phu94lD8PM1s3wjd…)
>>1120895Sorry there is a moid in my gif but it's a 2d moid so I think that's okay, can he ride with you too?
No. 1120934
File: 1648920088587.jpg (94.99 KB, 820x512, 1117484.jpg)
No. 1120951
File: 1648920372360.jpeg (115.83 KB, 897x888, B63F4206-4C10-4BEA-97C1-7D5BBC…)
kam
No. 1120958
File: 1648920481312.jpeg (310.14 KB, 1000x794, 6A50B805-47C8-43EB-8032-2F20AD…)
No. 1120959
File: 1648920492562.jpg (106.28 KB, 546x668, image7.jpg)
>>1120895>>1120897I'm coming with you.
No. 1120962
File: 1648920539639.jpeg (27.34 KB, 309x598, 187651A7-8CA4-42C3-96FE-B03D2D…)
No. 1120963
File: 1648920608074.jpeg (184.03 KB, 700x624, EAED2D6B-F8B2-4815-B3C7-3EBA11…)
>>1120959Pls dump more anti-male images
I need more for my folder!
No. 1120968
File: 1648920756327.jpg (79.05 KB, 800x798, misandry18-800x0-c-default.jpg)
>>1120963You have a folder? Neat. I have one too!
No. 1120969
File: 1648920765247.jpeg (75.35 KB, 896x896, 4870AA9A-F2A0-4EC2-8732-47739D…)
No. 1120970
File: 1648920791688.jpeg (83.95 KB, 897x504, B363B4C7-2145-4EB1-9762-DF7278…)
No. 1120971
File: 1648920805988.jpg (134.49 KB, 1000x1308, judith.jpg)
I'll join too
No. 1120972
File: 1648920815127.gif (2.31 MB, 500x281, 1645249694015.gif)
No. 1120974
File: 1648920851573.jpeg (114.28 KB, 896x883, AF926962-EB5A-43B1-B83B-6A5151…)
No. 1120976
File: 1648920854804.jpg (5.36 KB, 318x159, index.jpg)
this fun facterino gave me a hearty chuckle
No. 1120978
File: 1648920855683.jpeg (178.78 KB, 794x1200, B1E398E5-451C-43A0-86E5-38721C…)
>>1120971Oh that’s a new one I like it
No. 1120988
File: 1648921070575.jpg (1.53 MB, 1970x2400, 606135@2x.jpg)
>>1120971This is another one, I love the colors
No. 1121012
File: 1648921795972.jpg (93.74 KB, 540x539, madooooka.jpg)
No. 1121019
File: 1648921934128.jpg (45.48 KB, 1000x667, 1563233500972.jpg)
No. 1121021
File: 1648921941444.jpg (144.77 KB, 757x900, the-three-witches-from-macbeth…)
No. 1121039
File: 1648922134324.jpg (72.5 KB, 450x450, a69a3438-b82b-4d20-89c3-a4b8f5…)
No. 1121041
File: 1648922147325.jpg (100.23 KB, 1000x741, judith-beheading-holofernes-15…)
>>1120976I'd kill myself too if I was born as a scrote.
No. 1121055
File: 1648922498185.png (545.63 KB, 1280x960, cute.png)
Anyway look at my beautfiul imaginary husband he is so cute
No. 1121065
File: 1648922739481.jpeg (63.47 KB, 560x554, 68AA5511-618B-4A66-90CD-772458…)
>>1120959Here I come!
>>1120912Meyer gets a pass, he’s a good dad, helps his community and was willing to use his own body as a shield to protect his kids.
No. 1121067
File: 1648922775555.gif (997.92 KB, 500x600, Now_die_chigusa.gif)
No. 1121068
File: 1648922778417.jpg (54.15 KB, 780x520, f98b80e5c0ea17f43d_Charles_Dan…)
bumping some more.
No. 1121088
File: 1648923210596.jpg (132.21 KB, 739x989, 2b7e15c4-4ae5-49f3-bfad-ae8115…)
>>1120864>>1120968>>1121039This could be us but we don't have women's land land. Many such cases.
No. 1121121
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Felines are for females, die mad scrote
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>>1121088Love this.
>>1121123A rule of thumb I’ve used my whole life is to watch how a man treats or interacts with a cat. Men who ‘hate cats’ usually hate women.
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>>1121123Banba gyaru
>>1121210Manba gyaru
It's all in the white eyeliner. How can these two cats be so stylish?
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ewwww poopoo
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Feeling 3 G + today
No. 1121377
>>1121123 All members of the cat family spend a great deal of time stretching the skeletal muscles of their bodies. I’m sure you have observed this behavior in a pet Siamese or tabby cat, particularly after these relatively small members of the cat family arise from a nap or an all night’s sleep. Sometimes a cat’s stretching program can last for as many as five minutes before the beautiful little animal strolls gracefully away from his or her bedding place to see what food is available.
Even the largest cats of the world – tigers, lions, Panthers, cheetahs, and leopards– are veteran stretchers. If you observe them when they are incarcerated in animal prisons (some people call these zoos), you will see the big cats do plenty of stretching. In fact, since they are no longer allowed by the prison wardens to run or climb high up trees, feline prisoners actually stretch more thoroughly and for longer periods of time than their brothers and sisters in the wild. It’s the only true exercise they get, yet they remain in an incredible physical condition, with no excess body fat and sinewy muscles clearly visible beneath their skin.
Even in captivity big cats are magnificent creatures! Humans should take a lesson from these feline beasts and include regular stretching sessions in their overall physical fitness programs. With sufficient daily stretching you can have the long, powerful appearing muscles of a jungle cat.
Did you know that the animal kingdom‘s fastest runner (perhaps she cross trains to build up that sprint speed) is the cheetah, which is capable of short bursts of speed of up to 60 miles (100 kilometers) per hour while trying to run down prey ? Interestingly, most of the kills for food are made by the female of the species. Nature has made her more cunning in her tactical approach to the gazelle or other food source, a faster runner then her lazier spouse, and the more efficient killer when it is necessary for her to bring home food to her cubs and mate. Perhaps there is a second lesson we should be learning from the large predatory cats of the world.
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>your vegan bf looks up at you after eating you out
>"babe wtf"
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>>1121464>>1121545Oh god damn it you both just reminded me of the Vegan Vagina guy and now I wanna die
No. 1121604
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>>1121595fuck you you reminded me of him too
No. 1121624
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No. 1121656
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>>1121641Tag yourself I'm Campbell's chicken and STARS
No. 1121672
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No. 1121678
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Stupide bitches be like
>I want low rise pants to come back
No. 1121690
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You nonnies really have things to do on a Saturday night besides shitposting? O-okay…
No. 1121708
File: 1648957484964.jpg (32.28 KB, 554x554, these are in.jpg)
>>1121678I still have low rise pants because I never had money to buy the high waisted from nowadays trend… so I'm too many steps ahead of all of you trenders. I'm so 2000s and so 2023 at the same time. Who's the stupide bitch now??????
No. 1121718
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/ot/ feels like this sometimes
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>>1121718/ot/ feels like this sometimes
No. 1121737
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>>1121718>>1121722/ot/ feels like this sometimes
No. 1121772
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scrotums gonna scrote
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No. 1121775
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No. 1121777
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I hate men.
No. 1121779
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gore on the front page
No. 1121780
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No. 1121781
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Where is she when we need her
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No. 1121789
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No. 1121791
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Which tastes better, the Chips Ahoy heated up, or the E.L. Fudge heated up?
No. 1121793
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idk have ass
No. 1121794
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No. 1121795
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>>1121791fudge all the way
No. 1121797
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barks
No. 1121803
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No. 1121804
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No. 1121807
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the way its still all up
No. 1121810
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No. 1121839
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dont scroll down nonnies
No. 1121850
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oh no poop poopy poop poop aaaaahhhh dies
No. 1121854
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No. 1121858
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No. 1121865
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hopefully this scrote
No. 1121869
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This image is scarier and more shocking than any gore or porn a moid could post or create, spoilored for horrifying
No. 1121904
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cattos to make sure everythings OK
No. 1121940
>>1121804Hell yes.
Daria quotes the SCUM manifesto:
https://youtu.be/v7V0lcCXPf0(learn2embed) No. 1121965
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>a hole's a hole
>bottoming is for fags, but penetration is always manly
>p-plato called it the purest love, women are just too inferior
A wise man said, "man who enters anus, exits with poo on his dick"
No. 1121976
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>>1121970I thought this up in 5 minutes after seeing a meme
No. 1121992
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GIRLS OF LOLCOR
reply with your most recently saved meme (that is not already ITT)
No. 1122079
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I have no maymays please accept this
No. 1122080
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No. 1122086
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>>1122079samefag this could be a neat bg if you hover your mouse
No. 1122090
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No. 1122327
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Goodevening nonnies
No. 1122340
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>>1122327Lick lick lickl lickl lcik licky lick
No. 1122487
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femgaze will never be not oppressed
No. 1122514
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>>1120206Fellow coeliac anon I feel you. Got diagnosed end of 2017 and it all went downhill from there. The things I wouldn’t do for a proper croissant.
No. 1122779
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No. 1122807
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Ring ring ring ring ring
Will you answer?
No. 1122808
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>>1122779But did you know that
When it snows
my eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen??
No. 1122849
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>>1122808BABBYYYYYY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
No. 1122857
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>>1122854this post make me feel old and sad
No. 1122882
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Remember Babby?
Well….
This is him now
[heavy metal music plays]
No. 1122906
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>>1122882Babby… I am your father
No. 1122963
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>>1121854I don’t get why Future was deemed king of the misogynists when clearly 50 cent is the funnier misogynistic rapper
No. 1123018
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it's happening again… don't scroll if you don't wanna see gore
No. 1123070
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Thinking about getting these
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Like if this scares you everytime
No. 1123109
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Do you think it’s haunted???
No. 1123142
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>>1123109any nonnies up for some grave pissing
No. 1123190
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>>1123109touches ground something dark happened here… 100 male skelotons……. perished in their youth..
No. 1123241
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My place, bottom of the ocean, bring snacks
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the METAL is CONSTRUCTION PAPER and it is GREEN
No. 1123633
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>>1123629It almost worked, inspired by a
nonnie from positive thread #2
No. 1123652
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KITTY-MALS MEWEWEWEEEEEEYEW
No. 1123657
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>>1123629Anon just casually invented a whole new post genre. I bow to you, inspired sister
No. 1123664
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>>1123652goddamn that's a nice pair of hatchimals
No. 1123665
>>1123629♥ loof u 2
nonnie ♥
No. 1123703
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>>1123700oh understood… I appreciate yu'ore advice
No. 1123719
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bitch.
let me see you shake that ass!
(shake that ass , hoe! [x5])
No. 1123722
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>>1123456once in a lifetime
No. 1123725
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Chris Griffin bale
No. 1123730
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yooo what tf is he doing thoooo??
No. 1123740
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Mfw a liberal, transgendered, non-binary, AFAB, neurodivergent, queer, asexual, mental ill, activist, BLM “there is a transgender woman in Ohio who needs money to move out of an abusive household, go fund me/lillithjenson56” pinned comment, Instagram infographic, change petition, (average zoomer)speaks to me
No. 1123752
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>>1123725There really is no God
No. 1123765
>>1123740I swear to god the only kinds of people who want to be friends with me are
these types of folxx
No. 1123841
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𝖍𝖎 𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘
No. 1123903
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>alarm in 3 hours
Hahahaa…HAHAhaHahaaa
No. 1123905
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>>1123467Most underrated post on LOLCOR
No. 1123913
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No. 1123914
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Sorry! No unfunny jokes allowed on lolcow dot farm.
No. 1123918
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>>1123914starting with yours
No. 1123922
File: 1649129514654.jpg (227.21 KB, 596x743, die.jpg)
>>1123914you'll have to kill me first
No. 1123927
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Thats enough all of you
No. 1123931
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>>1123927you cannot stop me
No. 1123933
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>>1123931hello kitty shoots first
No. 1123937
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No. 1124040
>>1123835I've been thinking about your reply for hours
nonny. I hope you didn't actually take my words personally. they were not aimed at you and were also a shitpost. Your answer is kind of cute though
No. 1124043
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you just lost the game
No. 1125648
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NOT MY 3000 DOLLAR SUIT
No. 1125674
File: 1649274492263.png (Spoiler Image,399.79 KB, 991x474, tumblr_73667ba5e9351f07925c66b…)
p.s. This is what the spy looks without mask (real)
No. 1125804
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Hands on my knees shanking ass on my thot shit
No. 1125903
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Ladies it is choke the scrote hour
Don't forget!!!!!!!
No. 1126031
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I hope my glownonnie gf is doing fine. We began dating in the previous thread. If you are there… ily.
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>>1126033Thank you anon, I miss her so much.
No. 1126067
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pick your engagement ring
No. 1126081
File: 1649310870678.jpg (119.31 KB, 834x618, do i delet it.jpg)
>>1123914Killed 'im?
Damn near rectum
Please laugh.
No. 1126263
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>>1126081rocks I eat rocks I eat rocks I eat r
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>>1126067i gift hamster ring to
>>1123993 nonnie p-please accept.. No. 1126949
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Hmurga humrga widlld ehsbnan womp
No. 1127026
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>>1126067Shoebills are fucking hilarious and terrifying, they make me want to throw up
No. 1127098
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>>1127026God the absolute primal fear these birds illicit in me. I'm not even typically scared of birds but these things can fuck off. And to think I used to find barn owls creepy. I take that back now. Another creepy ass bird is the great potoo. In some pics they looks kinda cute in a derpy way but in others they look like straight up demons
No. 1127115
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These are the 3 men I'd do anything for.
No. 1127189
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do men genuinely enjoy being faggots and reading foucault or is this a psyop
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No. 1127245
>>1126067calico
>>1123506yes
>>1127115would you be in a polycule with them and father their children like I dreamt my own top 3 did
and do you think they'd end up murdering one another like my dream husbands did No. 1127256
>>1127253list your 3,
nonny. bonus points if you're imagining both 2d and 3d interacting together kek
No. 1127261
>>1127256one of them is an actor/director
and the other two are actors
they've all been mentioned on this site before at varying degrees
No. 1127265
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>>1127258BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
No. 1127266
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>rolls at you menacingly
No. 1127286
>>1127266Roll on into my mouf
Get nice n cozy frens dont be scared
No. 1127383
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YAMERO YOU ARE BEING WEAK YOU NEED TO BE STRONG YOU FAILED ME MY EXPECTATIONS MY HOPE THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO GET COMFTORBLE. YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING STRONG
No. 1127413
File: 1649406378806.jpeg (45.64 KB, 443x692, C44C119F-BA4B-482F-8C10-CD39D2…)
fighting for my life on the toilet
No. 1127416
>>1127415i am not that anon
nonny but thank you for the advice, will be trying this!
No. 1127581
File: 1649426275057.jpeg (1.76 MB, 4032x3024, 89EB7C4F-83B8-439B-AD21-FC90A6…)
hey
No. 1127590
File: 1649426598699.jpg (213.38 KB, 720x678, IMG_20220408_165908.jpg)
me when moid
No. 1127642
File: 1649429198436.gif (3.48 MB, 580x326, monch.gif)
i think i got caught snooping. hi m
No. 1128260
File: 1649464705396.png (493.16 KB, 500x500, 1648874011268.png)
Fuck the establishment. Don't tax me don't write me don't send me letters don't fucking fuckity serve me court summons. I POOP on thee
No. 1128268
File: 1649465142134.jpg (97.29 KB, 500x375, tumblr_m6afj4xEx81r20tb5o1_500…)
me watching my cat vomit in my roommates shoes from across the room knowing i could step in and save them but he used the last of my milk without replacing it so fuck him
No. 1128289
File: 1649467431101.jpg (106.75 KB, 540x540, yejpbsotsfi.jpg)
No. 1128331
File: 1649472670475.jpg (61.77 KB, 450x450, batman-and-robin-full.jpg)
I like this picture a lot. I enjoy this picture. I am pleased by this image. This photograph stimulates the mind. I like male chest.
No. 1128522
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OK listen to me here. Tonight i legit wokeup in themiddle of the night with this realization: in South Park, Kyle Browflovski has an adopted brother called Ike. If you put together "Kyle" and "Ike" you get "Kike". That's 100% intentional on Matt Stone's part, he's jewish and they always make this kind of jokes with words etc
No. 1128526
File: 1649495216489.png (1020.31 KB, 1080x692, wfefgeeg.png)
who wants to fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 1128562
File: 1649501412423.png (540.61 KB, 640x422, Leaving Adamantinarx.png)
On April 9th, we departed to inquire if the heathenish Shah would help us against the Turk, dearest of Satan.
No. 1128685
File: 1649508095163.jpg (390.09 KB, 1280x1601, frenchfriesfornonnies (1).jpg)
Nonnies, come sit and enjoy a french fry of your choice! Very good, sauce is unlimited. Relax and chat, grab yourself more snacks. This is the place! I hope you enjoy, please.. tell me if you have any questions, or comments. We love feedback… now enjoy! //crunch crunch //DOUBLE dips
No. 1128709
File: 1649508553806.jpeg (56.83 KB, 563x438, B933822A-3B50-471F-8977-36FAF1…)
>>1128703I am eating them right now, thank you
nonnie(Pretend he’s eating fries)
No. 1128726
File: 1649508887487.jpg (39.3 KB, 500x470, 1603515909218.jpg)
>>1128685I'll grab some of the faux-Arby's fries and hopefully you got some smiley fries in the back..
No. 1128748
File: 1649509467772.png (54.37 KB, 185x247, 20220409_060407.png)
>>1128726Of course Nona! We have plenty of fries! Many varieties, plenty of potatoes! All shapes and sizes, fried and unfried. Raw potatos! But many… many… too much.. plentiful… smiley fries. //hands you this
(samefry, repost for photo crop)
No. 1128763
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>>1128748anon, that's creepy. scary even. the way you're enticing me from the darkness with your deformed smiley fry. gosh…. must resist
No. 1128892
>>1128794I remember a prominent radfem on tumblr sperging how disliking cats = hating women because cats are oh so feminine and independent. If a scrote loves dogs and doesn't obsess over cats, then he wants a retarded woman as a gf or something. Anything but adoring cats is internalized misogyny if you are a woman.
Equaling women with cats doesn't sit right with me. Stop thinking about pussies all the time.
No. 1128906
File: 1649514017867.jpeg (Spoiler Image,83.85 KB, 604x599, F43C4E35-5228-41BC-8B82-5062E7…)
Dj Khlade
No. 1129037
File: 1649523294216.jpg (255.92 KB, 1370x2048, FM86gbyXIAI218f.jpg)
>>1128336Hmmmgggfh thank you
nonnie No. 1129057
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No. 1129090
File: 1649525318415.gif (1.87 MB, 500x256, britney-spears-glitter.gif)
Me playing ap draven in ranked
No. 1129227
>>1128685oh my god
nonny thank uuu
muawh No. 1129660
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bump, careful while scrolling yall
No. 1129673
File: 1649561085968.jpeg (284.2 KB, 750x744, 5BB75622-7E2C-49EF-809C-59ED40…)
I can’t stop thinking about this picture
No. 1129712
File: 1649564198333.png (204.01 KB, 876x1356, haetmijumaru.png)
No. 1129893
File: 1649580058788.png (15.99 KB, 160x153, angrywott.png)
>>1129712Thanks to you
nonnie I just found out about Oshawott! I'm ancient, I dropped pokemon at gen 3.
It is supercute and he does not deserve this treatment. I would have chosen this little otter for sure.
No. 1130053
File: 1649594975032.jpg (12.43 KB, 400x215, nomnomnom.jpg)
NOM NOM NOM
GNAM GNAM GNAM
NOM NOM NOM
No. 1130062
File: 1649595740111.gif (171.65 KB, 777x674, DE430539-5DCF-47A3-B10E-64AA02…)
ITS JUST ANOTHER SANIC SUNDAY
No. 1130072
File: 1649597285540.jpg (53.12 KB, 640x360, med_1557319840_image.jpg)
>>1130062I WISH IT WAS MONDAY
No. 1130099
File: 1649600516349.png (2.09 MB, 1285x838, intruder alert.png)
Tag yourself I'm red spy defenestrated red scout again
No. 1130123
File: 1649601931992.png (124.16 KB, 886x1189, wojak_studio.png)
NONNA'S I MADE A WOJAK VERSION OF MYSELF LOOK this took too much time
No. 1130150
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>>1130099Red Medic on toilet outside base
No. 1130171
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>>1130164I have fairly pale skin too and I’ve been using the ordinary’s caffeine solution once or twice a day, it’s helped quite a bit
No. 1130224
>>1130171I tried this but it didn't help probably because my skin issues are caused by hyperpigmentation.
>>1130197No anon, I have hyperpigmentation around my orbital bones for sone reason, though I'm now trying some vitamin c creams that I heard may helped with it. I'm scared to of any kind of surgery around my eyes.
No. 1130327
>>1130281No undereyes means no undereye circles! Thank you anon!
>>1130300My eyes look teemy tiny when I use concealer so I prefer the undereye to it, otherwise I have to do an eye makeup which I'm bad at.
No. 1130483
File: 1649623191264.png (345.45 KB, 488x408, slip.png)
monkee nooo
No. 1130493
File: 1649624094546.gif (630.71 KB, 220x220, 78261ADC-AE18-4293-B7B2-6CBB04…)
>>1130488But you didn’t put a
trigger warning ugüu.
No. 1130501
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Your order has arrived
No. 1130505
>>1130493This is not gore, this is tragedy - I was minding my own beeswax lighting a fire so that I can have some dinner and she just came to my fire and laid down like this. Took her own life in front of my dinner. I don't know why. Was it bananas? We had plenty
oof bananas.
Please nonas, pay close attention to your simian pals. If it can happen to us it can happen to them
If your monky is experiencing signs of de-ape-ression please call 1 800 MONKE
>>1130501hot
No. 1130507
File: 1649624977166.png (137.87 KB, 514x559, 7767B458-0DE1-4688-86AB-70830F…)
>>1130483Sopa de Macaco uma delicia…
No. 1130584
File: 1649631706775.jpeg (115.64 KB, 1170x1481, BE5BB447-7680-4E60-A162-37D1B1…)
>>1130501>>1130510This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
No. 1130628
File: 1649635470692.jpeg (62.24 KB, 620x455, A8E8DF50-8769-4087-9155-AA0676…)
The question is whether to live or die.
Are you suffering from a noble heart?
Slings and arrows for amazing wealth,
Or take a weapon against the sea for trouble
Opposed and ended them. Die-sleep,
No more; just fell asleep and said we're done
Thousands of natural shock heartaches
This body is an heir: this is perfect
I sincerely hope. Die, sleep;
Sleep, maybe a dream-well, this friction:
In this dream of sleeping for the dead
When did we get out of the human coil?
Must stop us-respect
This causes disasters and then immortality.
The man can be whipped and despised at any time,
The oppressor is the wrong, arrogant man,
Painful dispriz'd love, legal delay,
Arrogant office, and spit
This virtue of patience is not worth it,
When will he be a quiet man himself
Does he take that naked bodkin? The man will endure Fadel,
Tweets and sweating under fatigue,
One thing to prevent this fear after death,
An undiscovered country, its birth
Travelers don't come back, puzzles do,
And create those illnesses that we would rather undertake
Do we understand more than fly to others?
Conscience creates a coward for each of us
Therefore, the native shade used for the resolution
Tired of thinking,
And the essence of greatness and the business for the moment
Given that their tide has gotten worse
Lost named after Active
No. 1130641
File: 1649636300695.jpeg (192.99 KB, 1920x1080, 42FD3CAF-7C0A-480D-AC23-E59C2B…)
You can always be thinner, look better.
No. 1130649
File: 1649636546609.jpeg (459.56 KB, 2928x4362, C11D7F65-4A90-4E44-9036-2666F6…)
>>1130501Let’s fucking go.
No. 1130650
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I fucking hate Psych. I hate the dialogue between characters, how Shawn mostly gets away with being a dick, Shawn in general, the writers putting him and Juliette together, and how the other characters are treated. The pineapple joke is weird. Also the guy who plays the coroner was on Diagnosis Murder as a coroner. Any kind nona wanna give me some recs for shows?
No. 1130660
File: 1649636971191.png (4.09 KB, 398x139, bless.png)
No. 1130662
File: 1649637081046.jpg (373.5 KB, 1431x1609, EWda8aqU4AAaZ7K.jpg)
>>1130647are we posting sexy skeles?
No. 1130664
File: 1649637305981.jpg (13.53 KB, 330x352, 7f534jl23z509807.jpg)
>>1130647spoiler that shit
No. 1130670
File: 1649637694163.gif (496.06 KB, 499x274, pushing-daisies-cooking.gif)
>>1130654I understand
nonny.
No. 1130687
File: 1649638691762.jpeg (87.53 KB, 750x910, 10ABC956-1348-472D-A148-C660C9…)
No. 1130774
File: 1649644061446.jpeg (564.53 KB, 750x873, F4CC5429-C209-479F-835A-AB4D8F…)
I agree jordan peterson!
No. 1130853
File: 1649649560857.jpeg (19.45 KB, 480x360, 1835BE94-5381-46E6-8A95-CCC23E…)
>you
pic related is you.
you are dumb and your onions are WRONG meanwhile, I am always correct.
I'm choosing to igngore your posts.
consider it, a mercy.
No. 1130893
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No. 1130896
>>1130893tion rhymes with cean, ugh
how do english poets even
No. 1130897
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No. 1130908
File: 1649653972198.jpg (325.18 KB, 2312x1080, Woke Bro.jpg)
You have 30 seconds to mention 1 good thing males have contributed to society. GO.
No. 1130910
File: 1649654162360.jpeg (62.3 KB, 1200x600, millionaire-sandra1-1546465723…)
>>1130908…uhhh… I'm gonna need to phone a friend for this one
No. 1131130
File: 1649668093521.jpg (32.22 KB, 300x300, ab67616d00001e0256d2e24534150f…)
>>1130908i love my husbando so much
No. 1131175
File: 1649670727119.jpg (37.72 KB, 500x500, 6c5wyr.jpg)
The current state of /ot/ mods
No. 1131213
File: 1649673575152.jpg (76.47 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (4).jpg)
Can some GMod or SFM knowing nonnie please make pics of each non-Demoman TF2 merc making this face? For science, thanks in advance.
No. 1131217
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They’ve clocked the tranny
No. 1131681
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No. 1131784
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>>1131681Ugh. I know. Okay.
No. 1131815
File: 1649713755611.jpeg (234.41 KB, 1080x1080, DE398A71-A29A-4FC2-AF50-0D1C00…)
I’m having a manic episode
No. 1131868
File: 1649718246719.gif (1.66 MB, 245x184, Bob_Fosse_dance_numbers____The…)
No. 1131970
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All day I've faced a barren waste
Without the taste of water, cool water
Old Dan and I with throats burned dry
And souls that cry for water
Cool, clear water
The nights are cool and I'm a fool
Each star's a pool of water, cool water
And with the dawn I'll wake and yawn
And carry on to water
Cool, clear water
No. 1131972
File: 1649731216962.jpeg (363.66 KB, 938x942, BBC77C5C-F500-4C92-9793-7CD5D7…)
Dickscord
No. 1131994
File: 1649733823096.jpeg (110.04 KB, 828x732, 6D2C419F-42B9-4319-B0E9-E36F24…)
I need more of these
No. 1132005
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>>1131938>two retards fighting touch grass!!!
No. 1132020
>>1131994>>1131995>>1131996OOO
(all other answers = die)
No. 1132021
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>>1132007if you only knew how powerless you really are
No. 1132066
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latin america is very into baby sinclair and making gifs of him it is beautiful
No. 1132106
File: 1649746635698.jpeg (317.49 KB, 640x1000, 5C0ED295-A89E-491C-9D60-7F7852…)
Tips for a goblincore aesthetic bedroom: pour raw sewage onto your carpet. Follow me on Pinterest for more tips.
No. 1132109
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My farts are so loud today, what gives?
No. 1132191
File: 1649754656289.png (Spoiler Image,1.73 MB, 1280x1442, kill it kill it kill kit kill.…)
>>1131213Sorry but I will not be making any more this shit is cursed
No. 1132799
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No. 1132828
File: 1649805489053.jpg (145.29 KB, 736x1105, 82d5bba34c24c54abc0e8aa811f11a…)
>You encounter him sleeping in the forest
wat do
No. 1132833
File: 1649805838830.png (846.33 KB, 874x1200, 874px-Berserk_12_2.png)
>>1132830>steal his shitNow he's nakey
No. 1132840
File: 1649806351901.jpg (82.08 KB, 320x524, 97e58a70884fe9f7472344c724f992…)
>>1132836>Giving him your spare clothingYou are now basically husband and wife. Congrats
>>1132835High IQ sigma female move
No. 1132917
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my favorite picture
No. 1132920
File: 1649814098879.jpg (56.05 KB, 633x643, 22ppv2~2.jpg)
>>1132917Brb I'm going to Bel Air real quick
No. 1132921
File: 1649814184104.jpg (56.19 KB, 523x767, familycats.jpg.jpg)
No. 1132946
>>1132917ive had this piture saved for years and im not the kind of person to save pictures from the internet for so long
GOOD PICTURE
No. 1133163
>>1132828"yo faggot!"
Run away and trip
No. 1133169
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No. 1133178
File: 1649847267534.jpg (84.3 KB, 700x700, mmmmmmmmmmm berries.jpg)
If you need a berry, take a berry.
If you've got a berry, leave a berry.
No. 1133185
File: 1649847477293.jpg (109.52 KB, 671x900, FEIdrT0XIAACLjM.jpg)
>>1133178it's silly but you made my day
No. 1133212
File: 1649851156643.jpg (20.07 KB, 320x320, Cake.jpg)
Dear Nonnie,
This is a cake.
It looks like a cake. That's all that needs to "Qualify" to be a cake. Sure this cake is made out of clay but technically you can eat this cake.Even if you could'nt eat it, it's still a cake.
Does it taste like cake? Nope. But it looks like a cake, I say it's a cake. The sign says it's a cake. Thats all it takes to be a cake.
To look like one, be recognized as one and to be eaten like one. Does not matter the taste, does not matter if this should be eaten or not? No. If you walked past this cake in a bakery window you'd go, "Thats a cake". You would'nt stop and go, "hmm looks like a cake but i'm not sure…" does it matter?
Anything that identifies as a cake and vaguely looks like a cake CAN be a cake or is a cake or can become a cake.
But especially this cake. People say, "well looking like a cake doesn't make you a cake"
But whose to say? I'm not a cakeologist. I cannot answer that question truly.
Cakes can be anything, it shouldn't just be watered down to cakes that were actually MADE to be cakes. Sometimes other things can become cake.
Like this clay, it was always a "cake" because even when it was clay, it felt like a cake and was formed into a cake.
With all that said, this cake will be at your birthday party along with the other cake I brought.
You will eat this cake and it WILL be treated and enjoyed JUST like the other cake I brought you. The other cake isn't made of clay, but it's no different then the cake made of clay. You'll shit it out all the same when it's ate. It WILL be ate by the way. It shouldn't have to suffer, not have a place at the table.
There's no such thing as a real cake. No such thing as a fake cake. A cake is a cake and whoever makes a cake, regardless of what it's made out of, it's now a cake.
With all that said,
Happy Birthday I love you! Enjoy the cakes!
No. 1133402
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Rip digit from cyberchase hardly knew yee you were a piece of shit
No. 1133444
File: 1649868998420.jpeg (76.82 KB, 680x382, 0010AD56-61E4-48E8-A14F-412F1D…)
>>1133402Don’t worry anon, I’ll be your new Digit.
No. 1133456
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>>1132828Peg him
In the butt then break his leggies so he can’t run. He will then be used for breeding.
No. 1133762
File: 1649885324958.jpeg (251.71 KB, 840x630, 1F3624B1-410D-4E46-B898-D7F97F…)
Explain this
No. 1133771
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No. 1133779
>>1133762The chicken/turkey is BLUE
Tbh I can't tell if the food is good or gross its kinda hard to pick out a majority of the spread
No. 1133783
>>1133779There's a picture of a turkey on the cake with the Getty images water mark and I think popcorn in the watermelon??
Looks like Fallout 3 food tbh.
No. 1133862
File: 1649892140052.jpeg (124.69 KB, 1242x1217, D68EED0F-C8F7-4E1E-B6EC-CAE95D…)
>>1133838opinion on this?
No. 1133884
File: 1649893228973.jpg (59.12 KB, 536x566, f0f53b4209c25ddd6954e345474385…)
Who GOTH here
Anyone got GOTH memes
No. 1133899
File: 1649893795147.png (254.4 KB, 620x426, Woman-pulling-hair-out-620x426…)
>>1133893Stop it, I'm not!
No. 1133919
File: 1649894871888.jpeg (176.65 KB, 800x450, 53948A39-0B3C-4CA6-BDBA-A8C98D…)
me when i overhear my brother talking to a transfem genderfluid femboy speedrunner on discord but i’ve already peaked my parents
No. 1133960
File: 1649897831019.png (154.25 KB, 138x397, The Only one that matters.PNG)
No. 1133995
File: 1649902373149.jpeg (348.16 KB, 1536x2048, E0KfcNgUUAAqYvM.jpg large.jpeg)
Popped into his stream two days ago for the first time and didn't even realize he was starting a subathon. Now I'm invested and have watched this man wake up 2 days in a row and I think he's cute.
No. 1134018
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No. 1134058
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How would u fit in in this situation
No. 1134060
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No. 1134068
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>>1134064I'm really good at getting males to ragequit discord servers without getting ousted myself. I'm thinking about offering my services to the general public, as a mercenary moid remover.
No. 1134072
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AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
No. 1134075
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No. 1134080
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No. 1134089
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>>1134086No, I don’t think I will
No. 1134125
File: 1649912514849.gif (1.83 MB, 498x249, pushing-daisies.gif)
I'm having more violent thoughts in my head and it's becoming harder not to act out on them. I feel like a crazy person.
No. 1134129
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>>1134018She looks like a kind person you would come across in the city late at night.
You find yourself confused in an unfamiliar city's evening. Somehow, you find your way into an apartment complex for safety from potential harm. Who know's the lurking danger?
Walking around you become lost in the complex halls, and with every path you take you only meet with corridor walls adorned with monotonous apartment doors. You start to feel the price of safety from the night outside. Anxiety sets in as you realize that you don't know a thing about where you are, no one to call for help, the countless doors and yellowy hue hall lights mock you as your nerves cause you to sweat. Suddenly, you hear keys jingling behind you.
Turning around you see a woman dressed in office attire, she must be back from work, you think. As she attempts to open her door she notices you staring at her, eyes scanning you from behind a thin lens frame.
The woman notices your demeanor, scared, confused, she's suspicious of you, really. But your glassy eyes made her feel a bit sympathetic for you.
"Are you alright?" The woman calls to you. Her voice holding concern for you. A wave of comfort washes over you in your state of panic.
You don't answer her back, though. This woman is the only one you feel you can trust right now.
Your ability to speak is lost on you but the emotions of relief and fear mix inside you and all you can do is cry, you can't tell her right now but, your begging for her to help you. The heat of your worries spreads throughout your skin,
"Please help me."
Thankfully, that woman seemed to understand your cries. She was startled at your abrupt outburst but seeing you, a girl who is lost, alone, and emotionally a wreck, she knew she couldn't leave you hanging.
In a moment of weakness, she beckoned you after her as she opened her door, "C'mon, I don't know whats wrong but, you can talk with me for a bit, inside", it was a risky thing to do, letting a stranger in like this. You didn't appear to have anything but the clothes on your back, though.
You shakingly walked over to her apartment, face reddened from sobbing. When you finally entered, through your tears, you could see the sky outside the window.
The moon was gently sitting among the stars.
(I put way too much effort but the picture gave me so much inspiration. Thank you anon for exposing it to me)
No. 1134146
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>>1134129I need this… I need a friend, someone like her
sobs No. 1134159
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>>1134099>"D-Do you guys like Anime?"Don't forget to ask in costume
No. 1134184
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Actual pic of the LC meet up
No. 1134324
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No. 1134463
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Me practicing yoga. Namaste!!!
No. 1134846
File: 1649960883594.jpg (Spoiler Image,515.2 KB, 1500x1078, yourdate.jpg)
it cause a huge rift in your relationship, the fact that your now ex boyfriend wouldn't play into your one last kink. you broke up and for a long time you couldn't date. you spent time alone, really focusing on yourself, and by mere chance you meet this really sweet guy. you hit it off so well in fact, you just date and talk, haven't even kissed yet. it was such a deep connection. after weeks of just talking, you take him home one evening. you finally kiss, make out for a while, and, he takes off his shirt. ''do… do you still like me, anon?? i get it if you don't but… i mean, you don't have to of course, but well, you see…''
No. 1135339
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Get in girls, we’re going shopping on Aliexpress
No. 1135362
File: 1649975988576.jpeg (25.39 KB, 143x452, 1649917606169.jpeg)
>>1134184this is how moid-vision sees spongebob
No. 1135537
File: 1649985317251.jpg (146.75 KB, 1068x1049, Preciouscow.jpg)
No. 1135586
File: 1649989129012.jpg (83.35 KB, 1080x1075, 20220415_050905.jpg)
based??
No. 1135776
File: 1650013008276.jpg (386.4 KB, 1080x1080, argonian.jpg)
wh y lizard lady shirt rippped
No. 1136456
File: 1650052871139.gif (8.91 MB, 540x350, Tumblr_l_325181455906993.gif)
I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1136469
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The Vatican is full of ugly old pedos. The pope is cancelled. This is the new pope.
No. 1136592
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No. 1136639
File: 1650065269688.gif (758.13 KB, 220x124, 5894801D-77D7-4DF0-B58E-827AB9…)
For all my farts I cannot sharts
No. 1136647
File: 1650066025512.jpg (44.49 KB, 480x480, f600ea71754cdf4995e5dd1f15b182…)
Ignore this dog
No. 1136726
File: 1650074040888.jpg (119.47 KB, 800x533, Tumblr_l_349617779797515.jpg)
Whatbwould you do with sentient mochi kitty
No. 1136754
File: 1650077349210.jpg (12.82 KB, 400x225, 0x0.jpg)
>>1136733I do all those things every WEEK get on my LEVEL
cept suck cock cause pp gross No. 1136780
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>>1136733good for you and all but by shart I meant poop because I'm constipated. unfortunately that wouldn't have rhymed. now if the case is also that you never pooped, I feel sorry for you quide frankly.
I actually pooped while typing this.
No. 1136798
File: 1650083890155.gif (14.77 MB, 600x338, cartoon_network.gif)
No. 1136842
File: 1650091076766.gif (694.62 KB, 500x374, ride.gif)
I been out on that open road
U can be my full time babby, white and gold
No. 1136906
File: 1650098666089.jpeg (41.42 KB, 540x540, fa7259bf-5876-4136-94bf-67990d…)
Mods asleep post peanut butter
No. 1136969
>>1136906Mods asleep
Post the burned Maya Codi-
No. 1136999
File: 1650111073104.jpg (7.58 KB, 225x225, almond.jpg)
>>1136906I raise you almond butter
No. 1137004
File: 1650111659372.png (739.07 KB, 1080x1080, naturalsunbutter.png)
>>1136999nice try, girls. the only right answer is sunflower butter
No. 1137023
File: 1650113000875.png (161.2 KB, 343x500, cq5dam.web.1280.1280.png)
>>1137004You're right, I've been bested
No. 1137135
File: 1650123299662.jpg (24.69 KB, 474x355, LOLCORGANGSTABITCHEZRISEUP.jpg)
Admin better starts accepting my BATs (basic attention tokens) RIGHT NOW or I SWEAR IMMA FLIP
BANG
No. 1137211
File: 1650127858639.jpg (30.06 KB, 477x271, 2-68d99g76e5.jpg)
ready…
1..
2..
3…
WAKE UP ADMIN!!!
No. 1137357
>>1137332N I HEARD EM SAY
NOTHINS EVER PROMISED TOMORROW TODAY
No. 1137361
File: 1650137102433.gif (1.96 MB, 540x378, tumblr_ae76c6d368fe631f0f74585…)
rip sweet prince, you are canonically bald
No. 1137365
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No. 1137367
File: 1650137370233.gif (1.73 MB, 480x270, 07843211.gif)
idk who these replacements are, but i'll post them anyway
No. 1137370
>>1137357BUT WE'LL FIND A WAY
AND NOTHING LASTS FOREVER BUT BE HONEST BABE
IT HURTS BUT IT MAY BE THE ONLY WAY
No. 1137377
File: 1650137753862.jpg (36.66 KB, 455x548, 1548399420263.jpg)
> .
No. 1137378
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>>1137370luv u nona. i hope you have a good day and an even better tomorrow
No. 1137667
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>>1137361Very tragic. Humanity needs to hurry up and find some kind of philosopher's stone that cures baldness.
No. 1137805
File: 1650172877102.jpg (55.73 KB, 735x570, 3a5095209c723e0cdfe8be86d5a783…)
Post the most kawaii image in your phone 123 GO
No. 1137808
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>>1137805Sincere apologies to the
nonnie I stole this from.
No. 1137809
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>>1137806>I have higher expectations of youPlease do NOT bully this kawaii image of a cat dressed as a lion means a lot to me
No. 1137812
>>1137810Beautiful
nonny on the left
Me on the right trying to remember how to smile
No. 1137862
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>>1137805Not entirely sure what kawaii means but here’s my interpretation of it
No. 1137865
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>>1136469Don’t force her to take additional responsibilities. She’s Rihanna. That’s her job and it’s a full time job.
No. 1137876
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I will fervently eat out the next nonny who can get me an organic cruelty free iced coffee from a local women only ran/owned cafe.
No. 1138329
>>1137915I really like almond milk
nonny ♥
No. 1138662
File: 1650253026524.gif (1.18 MB, 498x309, 1649927281863.gif)
this bitch looks like a literal retard