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No. 579914

Not trying to vent? Not annoyed? Not asking a dumb question? Post it here.

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No. 579915

I spent all weekend writing a 4k word smut fic of my OCs. I haven't written anything since highschool. Feels… good I guess lol.

No. 579921

>>579915
Good for you, anon. Writing is amazing and I hope you're having with your characters.

No. 579924

Nothing worse than a professor emailing you a year after graduation asking how life is going and you having to tell them you still haven't been able to find a position in your field YIIIIKKKEESSSSSSSSSSS

No. 579944

Today in the shower I looked down and noticed my feet have two different toe shapes. One foot has the Egyptian style toes, one is the Oriental style toes. I can't stop thinking about it and I've never really had any body issues…until now. I wonder if cosmetic foot surgery will ever be a thing. Here's hoping I never fall in love with a guy who has a foot fetish.

No. 579945

>>579944
the foot fetish man would be ecstatic, don't be ashamed of your feet anon. Variety is the spice of life!

No. 579946

>>579944
idk anon, if I had a foot fetish I'd be stoked to have two types of feet for the price of one.

No. 579948

>>579945
>>579946
Aw, you guys have no idea how stupidly happy this made me. I'm really particular about things being nice, neat, and even and this toe thing kind of shook my world this morning ha.

No. 579949

>tfw actually relieved a man rejected me since now I can be with women
It should have been this way all along but I'm stoopid.

No. 579955

i wish that there were a hand fetish community of people willing to go into debt for hand pics like foot fetish dudes do, my hands are literally the only physical feature i have that's ever been complimented on so i bet i would totally make bank

No. 579956

We make fun of cumbrains on this site but lately I'm starting to wonder if I am one, I don't even watch porn but I waste whole days thinking about sex and setting up situations so I can get laid. Maybe I just need to masturbate more to purge the thoughts.

No. 579963

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I doodled for 10 minutes after not drawing for a month. I avoid drawing ideas I care about, but maybe I'll take baby steps or at least practice now.

No. 579967

Not even Gendercrit or Pink Pill or a TERF or whatever but are people misreading that JKR post on purpose.

No. 579968

>>579967
Is this a question or a statement? If it's a question, yes they are.

No. 579969

>>579967
people on twitter cant read

No. 579970

>>579967
So her following the author of a book about Muslims ruining Europe is also a mistake on their part? Keep defending her like she pays your bills.

No. 579971

>>579970
ohhhhh nooooo shshe follows bbahd authorss? imm soo sory i dindt kknow…im literaly shakingg right now..;;;

No. 579974

>>579971
kek omg
>>579970
go back to twitter

No. 579980

Um… I'm a really dumb person. I graduated from college and everything but I'm actually really stupid. People have no idea how dumb I actually am.

No. 579983

>>579980
me too anon, surprised I don't have a fucking carer kek

No. 579984

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>>579970
AYRT, I don't give a fuck about JKR or any of her middle grade novels she's written, but thanks for proving that you guys geniunely can't read.

Her first tweet gave me such a double take… you've been ignoring that?

No. 579987

Has anyone here heard of subliminals? I'm curious to see what other people think of this kinda stuff. Would you try it, do you believe it works etc etc… Vid related is an example of a subliminal.

For anyone that doesn't know, subliminals are sentences called affirmations that play under audio, and the affirmations are allegedly able to change your body/personality/help you manifest things.

It may sound completely ridiculous to some, but tbh I believe in it. I've seen people get good results. I only learned about them 3 months ago, and I'm currently trying them out.

No. 579989

>>579970
muslims ruin every continent because its a shit religion for incels

No. 579992

Veggie fried rice with tofu or spaghet with spicy beyond sausage?

No. 579995

>>579992
tofu rice desu

No. 579997

>>579992
Spaghetti with beyond sausage for sure. Tofu is yummy but it just doesn't hit the same as the beyond sausages.

No. 579998

>>579984
Tbh there's so much porn on Twitter the only thing you can really do is report and move on. You think anyone would listen if she tweeted "pls don't post porn thx"?

That said, I just read the thread and what a fucking queen. Using her platform for change and not afraid of anything.

No. 579999

>>579997
is the beyond sausage good? i tried the boorgers and didn't likey. beyond brand is also hella expensive where i'm at and dont wanna waste my money again

No. 580000

I can only picture kpop fans as underage girls, gay young men or socially awkard people. I've never found one non famous popular kid that likes it. The only time das during PSY's era

No. 580003

>>579999
The burgers fuckin suck to the point they make me gag but I love the sausages.

No. 580005

>>579987
When you say you've seen people get good results, do you mean comments on YouTube that say that the video changed their eye colour and helped them grow 3 inches?
I can imagine subliminals helping with purely mental things like developing a positive attitude, because the power of suggestion and visualisation is proven to have some effect, but it's nonsense that a bunch of static is going to clear your skin

No. 580006

>>579997
I thought it over and you are right.

No. 580007

>>579999
Ayrt, What didn't you like about the burgers specifically?

The sausages and burgers all have similar tastes. I've had the Italian spicy sausage and the bratwurst sausage. The Italian sausage was hot obviously. Other than the spice, it just has that Beyond meat taste.

Bratwurst literally just taste like a beyond burger with a casing on it. Maybe it's a little herbier, but it's pretty much the same.

The texture of both sausages is juicier and meatier than the burgers. The casing is the best part.

Tbh, if you didn't like the burgers, I wouldn't get the sausage. Impossible burgers are always an option, even tho they're still expensive as fuck.

No. 580008

>>579987
I remember I used to listen to these when I was in middle school because I wanted to be taller It didn't work

No. 580009

>>579956
Being horny isn’t the same as being cumbrain anon,you’re allowed to masturbate lol
>>579998
Absolute madwoman. Shits scary when you’re high profile, good thing she can afford security with her millions dollars so she just sits back, peaks normies daily with just a couple of tweets, and laughs at impotent troon rage.
>>579970
Seeing that Islam breeds the worst type of men who are 1000x more likely to murder women, gays and precious twans, shouldn’t you bitches be praising her Basedness actually?

No. 580010

>>580007
the beyond felt like the impression of a veggie burger that was an impression of a meat burger. It's like it had no personality lol. it was uniform and tasteless, and had no hints of tastes/texture like beans or nuts. i feel like if you are making a plant burger you gotta capitalize on the veggie's strengths rather than dilute them. didn't taste like meat at all to me.

No. 580011

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>>579955
I got good news for you anon I know a handsome gentleman who loves hands (but I agree with you, feet are just retarded hands so how come hands get no love)

No. 580023

I watched Stranger Things and even though I have no nostalgia for the American 80s, it wasn't that bad.

No. 580029

My metabolism went from making me look anorexic to not allowing me to live my life and eat basic ass food without gaining weight within a matter of like 4 years. Idk why.

No. 580032

I've developed this new retarded issue where I drink water and forget to breathe.

No. 580095

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>tfw i genuinely promised myself that i will start dieting today and i even woke up all motivated and weighed myself etc.
>now my friend messaged me and she wants to go out to eat at a chinese all you can eat buffet with me
>ended up saying yes

the diet can wait but the chow mein?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEVER

No. 580121

I wish I could drink alcohol because I would be a very romantic alcoholic

No. 580137

>>580095
anon, i love you. Haha! The buffet wont kill your new found diet. it's a lifestyle anyway. You can do your buffet today and just eat better through out the rest of the week. Have fun!

No. 580143

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Online exams are the worst, no one knows how to do anything.
Can't we just wear hazmat suits or something?

No. 580153

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I feel good rn. Just wanna let you guys know that I hope you guys are doing well!

No. 580180

>>579970
>I'm just going to drop this TRUTH BOMB on you ignorant bigots with absolutely no sources on my claim because a.) it's a lie or b.) I know that if I did every half-literate person would see that this is an exaggerated claim taken out of context!
Typical twitterlet behavior, I'll be popping champagne bottles when that hellsite gets shut down

No. 580188

I have a boyfriend, but I'm in love with my male bestfriend and he is in love with me. Kms.

No. 580189

>>580188
>imagine being loved by two people and wanting 2 die

No. 580191

>>579921
Thank you anon!! I posted it online and woke up to a lot more positive reception than I thought I would ever get (i.e. none at all lol). I hope I can continue to write more of them, even in non smut situations!!

No. 580192

>>580189
hahah, its hard tho. I like them both a lot, but I can only have one as my boyfriend. Neither of them would accept me having two bf's ughh

No. 580195

>>580188
Lol this was me 2 years ago. I went for it and now my relationship with former best friend/new bf has gone to fucking shit, but I should have been able to predict that, and my relationship with my ex had already gone to shit before we broke up. That said, I felt 1000x better after breaking up with my ex and pursuing my friend even though I wasn't sure if that was the right path. I don't know what the right move is for you, anon, but know that you'll feel much better once you've made a choice and resolved the situation, and you should consider doing so sooner rather than later. Don't rush your thinking but please don't avoid dealing with it.

No. 580199

>>580195
I'm happy that it worked out for you in the end, and that you got out of the toxic situation.
Fortunately, or unfortunately for me both those relationships are going quite well.

I think I might just have to deal with the situation in some way or another.
My bestfriend told me that he likes me a lot, and I said the same thing back, but reminded him that I've got a boyfriend and that I can't just break up with him.

No. 580201

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My 86 year old whore of a grandma put the moves on my boyfriend yesterday.

No. 580206

>>580201
i… did she seduce him?

No. 580207

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>>580201
Your boyfriend in the near future tbh

No. 580214

>>580201
Your grandma harnesses the energy I hope to one day possess.

No. 580222

Why do so many farmers admit to enjoying nitpicking? Like who the fuck is autistic enough to actually find enjoyment in zooming over cow photos to find zits, pores or minimal stomach rolls or analyzing every social media update with a microscope to see an accidental typo as a proof or brain damage? Who wants to stare at a cow's pussy or asshole to type out a post about how she should get it bleached? Or constant tinfoiling based on some ridiculous reach built on an anon pulling shit out of her ass? Rule number 1: don't get emotionally invested in a cow and switch between your targets after at least 4-5 months. If you let your obsession consume you you'll end up becoming a cow yourself.

No. 580227

>>580222
I can only speak for myself but when I have the urge to nitpick it's like the other way around, I don't know a cow's full history of doing legitimately bad person things and the first thing that sticks out is just what shows in their pictures. Also with some cows who are sex workers/have a following because they're considered attractive by some, it's fun to nitpick because you're also kinda nitpicking the people who support them because they see them as hot.

No. 580229

>>580201
Honestly, go grandma

No. 580230

I live in a townhouse and the house next door rents out the lowest floor to some people around my age. The police just fucking knocked at their door and went inside. I wonder what it's about.

No. 580233

>>580222
I reckon most of the nitpickers are overly invested in boring camwhores.

No. 580236

>>580222
I don't get it either. I like discussing behaviour patterns but then I feel like the armchair rule stops me from posting most of what I'd want to say. I don't care about shit like 'look she didn't shave very well' as I sit here with weeks of growth. I know there's different standards for camgirls but still would feel like a hypocrite for caring that much.

No. 580240

>>580201
kek disgusting. is she rich? why'd he leave for an old hag?

>>580214
>>580229
some anons here have a cougar fetish… barf

No. 580241

Won my first ebay auction and my heart is fucking POUNDING lol. I think I might have overpaid on the item (used thinkpad) plus forgot about taxes lol but I think the specs are decent (4 quad processor, 16gb ram) and the market for these things is so fucked because of covid. Well, it’ll definitely be a nice upgrade from my current laptop and I still paid like $300 less than retail costs for the cheapest similar modelso I’m not feeling too bad. Here’s to hoping it’ll last me another 10 years!!

No. 580243

>>580230
Please post if someone gets arrested. I'm nosy.

No. 580255

>>580241
Grats, anon. I love thinkpads, which model did you get?

No. 580256

>>580227
>it's fun to nitpick because you're also kinda nitpicking the people who support them because they see them as hot.
That's retarded. You're just projecting your own insecurities about your appearance to someone else and trying to cook up some "well she's not THAT attractive!!!" cope. Bad people can be objectively attractive and still remain bad people. Nitpicking appearances only cultivates a culture of demanding the absolute unachievable perfection when it comes to someone's looks.
>inb4 it's not that deep lmaooo
It literally is that deep, and even if you want to stay at the surface level it's still annoying and diverts the attention away from the actual, interesting drama and encourages random anons to hop in just to shitpost about tit veins and nasolabial folds when everyone else wants to keep the discussion somewhat organized.

>>580233
In all honesty this is what I believe as well. I always imagine the same catty, superficial bitches making fun of some camwhore's puffy nipples coming to the vent thread to cry about how ugly they feel.

No. 580257

I got an email from my rental company saying they scheduled a showing for 2-2:30pm today… My unit is listed as "rented" for next year on their website and last week a girl came to my door and said she was the future tenant and asked if I'd be willing to let her show the apartment to someone she wanted to sublease it to (college town, semester subleases are very common). The company also told me they aren't doing in person showings because of corona when I emailed them last week inquiring about some other units. So wtf is about to happen and are people about to be in my apartment?

No. 580258

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Any other Mexican farmers mom make them calabacitas con leche growing up lmao? It sounds super weird but it's super nostalgic.

No. 580260

>>580256
You're probably right anon. I can't imagine who would nitpick and inspect assholes for fun.

No. 580261

>>580255
T480! I was also looking at a X1 Carbon (Gen 4 and 6) but the Gen 4 only had a 2 quad processor and the Gen 6 with the same specs ended up fetching just over $700 before taxes.

I kept seeing anons talk about thinkpads on here and it persuaded me to get my own!

No. 580263

>>580258
Don’t know if it’s the same thing used to make it with our old jack o lanterns with brown sugar

No. 580277

I have a high body count but only two men have ever made me come, I hate that

No. 580282

>>580261
Nice! I like the T480 line a lot, they're good machines. Not so new that they're super expensive, but new enough that they're a good investment for the future and should last a good while. I'm planning to buy a T480s myself later this summer for school. I still love my T440P and it runs like a champ but I just can't handle lugging around a 5 pound laptop.
I've shilled thinkpads to other farmers so many times, I'm glad I've made an impact hehe

No. 580291

>>580282
I’ve seen a lot of people on the thinkpad subreddit still prefer it over the T490 for some reason! Some computer stuff I don’t really understand tbh lol. There’s apparently an issue with the thunderbolt for this model and I’m hoping my peabrain can troubleshoot it.

I see a lot of people upgrading theirs and there’s some back and forth about whether things can be upgraded or not (since apparently the ram and cpus are soldered on), it tempts me to learn more about computers so I can tinker around and DIY some upgrades for myself. i think ive seen one of your converts and im hoping ill become one too lol

No. 580300

>>580291
Learning to work with computer hardware is a great skill that you should definitely look more into and one of my favorite things about thinkpads is that there's so many resources and guides on how to upgrade pretty much any model. It's way less intimidating than people initially assume. I replaced my T440P's horrific stock screen with a nice 1080P IPS panel and it was so worth it. I love being able to customize and upgrade my stuff whenever I want!

No. 580312

I hate the thread image, it's a waste of coffee, also makes me crave coffee. The only stuff I have at home is crappy instant coffee with no milk or sugar in the house either

No. 580314

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>>580312
Sorry anon. This was the runner up image I was considering

No. 580317

>>580300
I definitely want to learn more! It's scary to mess with something so expensive but I want to be less reliant on big companies, hoping to get me to shell out my entire savings for meh specs lol. I've seen really broken and cheap thinkpads up for auction and I think it'd be fun to buy and breathe life into them again! There's such a big thinkpad community and so many resources out there, I love it lol

No. 580319

My husbandos make me so happy! Just looking at them is a serotonin boost.

No. 580322

>>580319
Don't hide them anon!! Lemme get in on that serotonin

No. 580323

>>580319
A fellow woman of culture. I stopped drawing a long time ago but I'm trying to get back in the game again solely to make the self indulgent content of my husbandos that I deserve.

No. 580325

>>580319
same! this is stupid but writing fanfiction about me and them or them engaging with my ocs makes me so incredibly happy

No. 580338

Can someone just hold me pls

No. 580343

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>>580338
shh everything will be ok anon

No. 580344

>>580143
Ok I thought it was just me who is over online shit. I have literally one more class left to graduate and of course we get a goddamn pandemic. I thought I would like distance learning but it doesn't work with every class. It's pushed me to just start looking into doing other things because I am honestly over this shit. I mean we had a fucking chickenpox and measles scare at my campus a year or so ago so it isn't like people aren't already walking around with diseases and not getting vaccinated.

No. 580348

i thought july 4th was a paid holiday but looks like i didn't get anything.

No. 580355

>>580348
I had to look into it myself as I didn't get any either. Apparently my contract specifically had no holiday pay premium. In the US employees aren't entitled to premium holiday pay although most companies do in order to be competitive and not be called out for stiffing their workforce.
I think it's bullshit.

No. 580376

Magdalene by FKA Twigs, Ungodly hour by Chloe X Halle and every album released by Marina are the best albums released this century. Change my mind.

No. 580393

>>580376
I don't listen to the other artists but damn Magadelene is such a good album. I've had Home With You on repeat the past few weeks, I can't get enough of that song.

No. 580398

>>580376
>Ungodly hour
That album has been on repeat since it dropped. Especially Forgive Me, this song is SOTY.

No. 580415

>>580393
Home with you, is GOLD. It's like one single song represents the whole album with the voice and beat switches.

>>580398
Facts! And I'm pretty sure they both produced a majority of each song on the album.

Tipsy, ROYL, and Busy boy and underrated as fuck btw.

No. 580440

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I finally zucc'd my professor's Facebook group

No. 580447

>>580322
>>580323
>>580325
Aw, I love you anons. Having a group of friends where we discuss/draw/write about our husbandos would be so fun. For now I'll just happily browse the husbando thread and draw some self indulgent junk.

No. 580448

My younger cousin got engaged I am so happy for her! She's had a tough hand dealt to her but met a really nice guy a few years ago. She's close with his family too which is something she doesn't have with her own parents. I've already spewed my congrats elsewhere but I still feel so happy that she is finally happy and in a place she wants to be.

No. 580449

>>580398
The aesthetic of this video is so great. I love FKA Twigs too.

No. 580452

Not having slept yet and hearing birds chirping outside is one of the worst feelings in the world

No. 580456

>>580440
Can we get one with Braco too? Thx luv.

No. 580465

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My actual face when my classmate randomly blurted out that her parents got married when her mom was 10 and her dad was 30 and the 10 year old mom ran away to be with him and a girl next to her in class went "aw that's so cute".

No. 580467

I just want to apologize to anyone who has ever experienced sexual assault as a child. I can't imagine going through that , and reading stories on here and other sites makes me physically start shivering because of how fucking evil it is that someone would do that to an innocent kid.

No. 580470

>>580465
>>580465
Were her parents from a third world country or something?

No. 580475

I wish I could go back one year in time with the maturity I have now so I can slap some sense into myself.

No. 580490

I've never gotten stomach pain from spicy food nor hot shits from it, I was pretty surprised when I first heard that was a thing. Used to eat taco bell just to see if I could do that to myself but nada. I think I'm immortal at this point. Anyone else?

No. 580496

>>579915
good for you anon!!

No. 580499

>>580153
that's really nice of you anon. i am wine tipsy and i am also feeling good rn even though my state is a coronavirus riddled shitshow and 2020 is a nightmare… at least i have oreos. fuck this shit. i love you guys.

No. 580500

>>580490
I never understood when people talked about that either. The only times I've experienced the hot shit thing is a few occasions when I'd eat an entire full size bag of jalapeno kettle chips in one sitting back in high school. I kinda of wonder how common it actually is or if people just like to make dumb bathroom jokes.

No. 580507

>>580500
enjoy living in your peaceful bubble functioning bodied anon!!! I'll be shitting my brains out over just eating the hot sauce in a chipotle burrito bowl, which also has beans which also will double my pain.


But in all seriousness I love spicy food but I can't even put regular hot sauce on my food if I have work the next day. Coffee also gives me the shits. My body doesn't want me to consume any of my favorite things.

No. 580514

>>580490
Taco Bell isn't spicy enough lmao. Whoever gets spice shits from TB is a ween.

No. 580516

just found someone's blog themed exclusively around her obsession with the concept of stomachaches lmao kinksters are so fucking goofy

No. 580517

>>580514
that's not why people shit from taco bell.

No. 580520

>>580517
It's in reference to spicy shits anon, not the diarrhea shits from contaminated food handled by unhygienic teenagers who don't know how to prep.

No. 580529

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>mfw I just tried to cut up an apple while drunk and cut my finger open and started bleeding profusely
>mfw I came to in my brothers arms bc I passed out in the kitchen and said "lmao its fiiiiine I just passed out for a second why you trippin??" and then proceeded to pass out again
>mfw my mom had to come to the rescue
maybe I'm not ready to move out???

No. 580530

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I came so hard in the shower I pissed myself holy shit what a ride.

No. 580533

>smoked a blunt
>tried watching Daytime Noir on Hulu
>I am bUggin

No. 580580

My period is due tomorrow, my sex toy order might also arrive tomorrow, which will come first? God can I please get one play session in before my vag has to shut shop for a week

No. 580582

>>580530
I wish. I'm still able to cum and I'm as horny as I've ever been (constantly, maybe I should have been born a guy), but for the past like year or so it hasn't ever really been as intense? I hadn't had sex in five years until being with the current guy I'm seeing and it's the same problem there, too. He's doing everything more than right and I can still cum, just not like super intensely.

No. 580584

I may have eaten a bunch of rotten strawberries and I feel ill but I can't find any information about wether I should do something or if my body will just handle it.

No. 580585

>>580490
I sometimes wonder if women have a higher tolerance to spicy food then men. I've noticed that women don't complain after eating hot food unless they have IBS or something. Where as men seem to nearly always shit their insides out. Maybe it's because men are more likely to give status updates on their burning assholes, idk.

No. 580587

>>580584
Don't berries get visible mold when they go bad?

No. 580594

>>580587
I just threw the "bad" ones away and put the rest in a smoothie, but with how bitter and sour they tasted and how nauseous I feel I'm pretty sure all of them were bad.

No. 580597

>>580490
same, never had hot shits no matter how spicy the food is. my butthole is just superior to others i guess.

No. 580601

read through the entire true crime thread on /m/
hold me anons

No. 580604

I finally decided to dye my hair pink, well only some streaks but I have wanted this since I was like 13. I'm just hoping I don't end up bald when bleaching it lol

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No. 580608

>>580490
i get burning stinging diarrheal shits when i eat a spicy chicken sandwich

No. 580691

Men will only love you if you use them. They only love being useful and chasing, the second you love them back they lose interest and start treating you like shit. Never love a man, at least not as much or more than he loves you. A man will only love a woman who mistreats him

No. 580694

I turn pale and get hit with this fatigue right before my period every month, I'm assuming that's low iron levels but anytime I take iron supplements they constipate me to a point where it's not even worth it.

No. 580696

>>580694
Eat red meat, preferably liver if it doesn't gross you out.

No. 580706

>>580694
maybe you're a vampire?

No. 580708

>>580694
how heavy is your flow? a normal period should not cause blood loss heavy enough to cause anaemia. women are more likely to be anaemic cause we have lower red blood cell numbers to begin with and because of dietary reasons as the average woman eats significantly less meat than the average man.

if this is an issue during the specific time before your period but not at any other time then its most likely not anaemia, but is more likely to be due to the hormonal changes that occur right before you get your period. you'd need some tests done by a doctor to figure out what's actually causing it though.

No. 580720

I didn't understand sparkling water/la croix or whatever for YEARS. I thought it tasted like dirt, but now I'm completely addicted, good god. I don't even know how it happened.

No. 580728

>>580694
I eat beef during my period. At least one or two days i eat medium rare steaks or burgers. it helps a lot

No. 580742

I didn't know that some mukbangers cover true crime topics like discussing clusters of missing women and girls, all while shoveling food into their face?

You can call it a 'msytery' to make it sound fun but we all know missing woman usually means raped and murdered woman especially when there's a cluster in one area, we know what their fate was. Don't stuff your face and moan over your food in the middle of a story about a bunch of dead teenagers and their distraught parents. What retarded part of youtube have I just stumbled into.

No. 580746

>>580742
The true crime community is pretty retarded in general but Youtube videos about true crime just take the cake tbh

No. 580761

I just weaved (wove?) another basket. Now I am back to knitting wool socks for winter. Crafts are the only reason I'm not an arsonist or murderer, I swear.

No. 580769

>>580746
i’ve literally only come across two people who discuss current infamous crimes without being really fucking obnoxious, and that’s danelle hallan and stephanie harlowe. my only complaint is that stephanie’s ad reads go on for way too goddamn long but if you skip the first 5 minutes of that she gets directly into facts and details. i prefer danelle though because she seems to have a more pragmatic and realistic take on stuff. sage bc no1cares

No. 580777

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I really want to learn calligraphy but it seems like it takes a ton of practice and time to get good at it and I know I can't stick with it

No. 580779

Just found out there are teens actively using facebook? I may sound retarded but I'm geniunely surprised. Lots of edgy teens and younger people posting there. Didn't realize it was cool again.

No. 580781

>>580761
You're really cute anon

No. 580782

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>>580769
I hate the people who put their own face in the thumbnail

No. 580785

>>580769
Have you checked out Bailey Sarian? She's beautiful, does genuinely cool, creative makeup (if you're into that), and actually researches the crimes she covers and does them justice. Caleigh Elise was great too, but she left YT. Her videos might still be up, though.

No. 580787

I just made kimchi pancakes for the first time and, they came out a little oily and falling apart but they;re still so mfing good. Why is korean food so delish.
>>580761
What do you weave baskets with? Genuinely asking cause I know nothing about basket making and knitting but it seems cool. I have old lady hobbies so I like shit like this lol.

No. 580789

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>>580785
idk who that is but judging by the title/thumbnail she seems awful

No. 580792

>>580779
I don't think facebook ever really fell off. It's literally the best means of lurking at family members and random people from school. At the same time, it's likely because their parents encouraged them to make an account.

No. 580794

>>580789
She's not at all, but to each their own.

No. 580799

>>580789
The crossover between true crime and make up rubs me the wrong way, doesn't seem respectful to the subject matter. Same with mukbangers chomping their way through a story about death. If you cover the subject respectfully and in depth you won't need to mix it up with lipstick or hot wings to help hold peoples attention.

No. 580808

>>580794
>clickbaiting a race massacre and putting her own face front and center
to each their own i guess kek

No. 580811

>>580799
That's fair, though I disagree. She doesn't make it about her makeup looks. She might mention what she's doing here and there, but it's not a tutorial. She's just talking while doing her makeup, and the looks are far cooler than the boring basic shit on IG or YT. She covers a lot of the crime details and is funny, punching down at the perpetrators. She also makes fun of the truecrime fags that uwu love the criminals and says "pick better idols," and shit like that.

Buuut I also like LPOTL so I'm no stranger to mixing true crime and arguably inappropriate coverage, so big shrug. Like I said, to each their own.

No. 580813

>>580808
Do you know what clickbaiting is, retard?

No. 580826

>>580585
Men will overdose themselves on insanely hot foods like habanero wings and then chase it with a beer and a mountain of greasy french fries. Spice plus sugar plus fat is a lethal combination.

No. 580827

>>580811
I don't doubt that it probably varies from one channel to the next in fairness, I think the first make up and true crime vid I ever watched was by a tuber who did it terribly, she put bloody looking halloween make up on while talking about real death. Most have to be at least above that level but it put me off.

I've enjoy some LPOTL too and for a while I listened to an old couple where at the beginning of the podcast they'd crack open a beer like an IPA, review it a little bit and the settle into the case, they were well researched but so many people complained about the beer segments. I think they wanted to create an atmosphere of sitting with them in a bar.

No. 580832

>>580813
Lmao. Girl you need to chill.

No. 580842

>>580827
Oh wow, yeah, that's poor taste. She covered Betty Page's criminal history (which I didn't know about! It was very cool!) and addressed not costuming as the killers or doing things like that out of respect for the victims, so I think she knows better than that. She did fun Halloween looks, not bloody ones. I get why that would be off putting.

Aw, sucks that people took it that way instead of getting the vibe they were going for, but it's nice that they took the criticism from their audience to heart! Thanks for sharing.

No. 580844

Love my cat but holy shit is it ever peaceful when he's asleep. He has never ending puppy energy the second he wakes up. I don't mind cause he does make a good companion and is always making me laugh but omg not what I was expecting to get into with a cat.

No. 580848

>>580844
I feel the same way, but with my senior dog lol. Absolutely love her to bits and she's the light of my life, but damn is it nice to just chill sometimes instead of playing "what do you want now?". Her entire life now is "I want food, no not that food"/"I want to go for a walk. Ok I want to go back in now (haven't been outside for more than 5 min)"/I want to play, NO NOT LIKE THAT. OR THAT. OR THAT ok no more playtime"/"I want attention OK STOP"

She's the love of my life, but she's still got a lot of pep in her step (and a lot of indecision on her mind).

No. 580849

this gives me modern-day Foam Adventure vibes. most of these are disgusting.

No. 580854

I'm so fucking glad I stopped reading AOT years ago

No. 580861

>>580779
i'm a zoomer and have never used anything besides facebook or instagram as snapchat makes me feel akin to a boomer, been using the internet since i was 8 or 9 and facebook ever since. the majority of younger folks that stay on facebook are there purely for the memes/facebook groups feature. other than that it's a boomer and karen cesspool.

the way y'all talk about younger people like anyone under the age of 20 is still shitting in diapers is hilarious

No. 580871

>>580854
Same, anon

No. 580878

>>580799
I don't think the levity is a bad thing tbh, remember Cayleigh Elise? She was always extremely serious and didn't let any of her personality into her videos. Her vids were really good and professional/respectful but it started affecting her mental health when she became too attached to the unsolved cases she talked about. She wound up quitting and deleting everything. I don't think it would be easy talking about death and murders all day, I don't blame these makeup true crime people for making it a little more casual.

No. 580888

>>580878
I heard there was another quite respected true crime youtuber who deleted everything and disappeared lately. Some reddit poster started a witch hunt against her saying that one her vids was partly copied from their reddit post?.. something like a few sentences sounded similar. Turns out it was a case with very little info to go on so that's why it sounded a lil bit similar. Limited facts to report on so everyone was essentially quoting one or two existing articles, technically they both just read the same article and quoted it. Anyway she had a breakdown over it and last I saw she was gone over some redditor taking their 'true crime reddit posts' waay too fucking serious.

I only heard of her right as the drama happened and people raved so much about the amount of effort she put into vids. I was dying to watch her back catalogue of vids but it was gone. She apparently listed all her sources and did everything by the book but was hounded out all because that person wanted to be listed in her sources, who even reads the description box? Who wants to visit a reddit profile listed in sources?

No. 580894

I think I'm the only person (aside of another anon) carrying out the Micky Moon thread
I don't hate her, I actually don't mind her, if I spoke to her I would probably forgive her for everything she has done (that's how I am). I don't like fake woke people like her and Jillian, but dunno. I think I miss when the thread was fuller and people overlook her twitter. But I don't hate her at all, in fact, I think she's cute if you ignore that shitty personality. Maybe I should just stop since in all honestly I don't care about her, I just think she's pretty but dumb. I just want to talk to people, I feel lonely most of the time, specially in this quarantine time. Maybe I should pick up a book instead of this.
Saging because this dumb shit is embarassing to me lol.

No. 580900

>>580782
>>580789
>>580769
i enjoy eleanor, have no idea who the second chick is but i kek everytime i see their faces juxtaposed with morbid titles.

i think the most respectful youtubers that deal with true crime have to be danelle hallen, jon crymes and john lordan. harlowe is good as well but yeah her ads annoy me. they all seem to genuinely care about the victims and cases. of all the makeup tubers that turned to true crime, i enjoy kendall ray (rae?) not because it's well-researched or overtly sensitive in presentation, but bc she covers cases i usually have no prior knowledge of. not to shame too hard but kendall seems pretty unintelligent, ive listened to parts of her podcast and she doesn't seem to research topics well and relies on hearsay rather than hard facts. i think a lot of these new true crime youtubers just glance wikipedia pages and call themselves detectives lmao.

No. 580911

Idk if it's just OT, but lolcow is just so boring these days.

The threads are dull, it feels like the users are like the same ~20 anons talking to each-other and having conversations about the same topics over and over. I wish we could start some new threads, but I can't think of anything interesting that wouldn't dry out within a month.

/m/ and /g/ are slow. /snow/ and /pt/ are lame. Everything here sucks now. Maybe I'm just staring to outgrow this website.

No. 580912

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Okay anons been watching bridezilla, pretend marriage isn't mostly stupid and pointless and share your ideal wedding makeup. Let's say there's no covid, you have money and the wedding would be taking place like this week. Mine are:
>skin natural to glowy, with my fave wet n wild highlight on high points, very light foundation if not only concealer, powder,light blush draping, light contour
>brows tinted, geled and lightly pencilled in
>lash extensions or perm, light shading on lids, more sparkle for the party
>moist looking lip tint, bold warm red for the party
I used to be such a makeup fanatic but after fixing my skin and realising my shit is okay enough, I think I'd just go very boring with it kek.

No. 580913

>>580911
this
if you think snow and pt are lame, wait until you see /w/ lmao

No. 580926

I think I sprained my ankle last week when I went to jog/long walk. I also sprained the same ankle when I was 16/17 and I don’t think it ever properly healed. But it was fine till this incident triggered it. Now my ankle is in pain and idk when it’ll get better. Thankfully, I’m still in lockdown so I don’t have to worry about missing work but I’m tired of laying around and doing nothing.

No. 580933

>>580900
kendall rae believes in star signs in a big way and back when I stopped watching her she was mentioning them constantly. I didn't really take to her anyway, thought she came out with some really dumb takes all the time and her mixing star signs into real crime cases didn't work for me personally. I looked for better alternatives to her and quickly found some. Same ones you named actually.

I don't get her popularity but her numbers are certainly doing well.

No. 580934

>>580933
i hate kendall rae. she's a money grabbing dumbass. never forget her husband quitting his job to make youtube his main job when he had like 10k subs, or kendall e-begging for money and saying she's sooo poor and then going on a literal cruise kek

No. 580947

Dad made some sashimi at home and we had it with fresh wasabi, it was so good. Wtf I've never had fresh wasabi in my life, I've only heard that it's only a little bit spicy and is sweet and thought that was a fucking lie but it's SO GOOD. Dad also let me have the fattiest belly piece. mmmm

No. 580952

>>580947
I'm so jealous anon

No. 580962

"We're literally living in bird box"-some girl I over heard at my eye clinic

No. 580969

>>580888
Shauna rae, i think.

I think georgia marie is okay, although she tends to cover pretty known cases a bit too often. Heavy casefiles, kirsty skye and dark curiosities cover a lot of smaller cases, the latter two go outside america too

No. 580970

>>580962
What'd she mean by this… queen

No. 580975

File: 1594173961986.png (860.33 KB, 640x800, weddinginspo.png)

>>580912
I love coming up with ideas for wedding looks. Pic related is a shitty collage of my wedding look inspo.

Makeup and hair
>Nude makeup. Pretty boring, but I love it and it fits the look of the overall wedding.I have deep-set eyes, so it's gotta be light in color.
>Full coverage foundation, peach blush, light contour, a good amount of highlight but nothing that's "blinding".
>Nude peachish-pink lipstick with a brown lipliner and lipgloss on top.
>Fenty body lava for my chest and arms.
>For my hair, box braids styled into some kind of updo.

Dress >This dress probably doesn't exist anywhere, but I plan on marrying rich so I'll just have it custom made lmao.

>Ballgown dress with transparent bishop sleeves and v neckline.

>White color
>Since the sleeves would be transparent, it feels right to have a layer of tulle on the skirt to tie it in.
>Maybe a lace bodice? idk.
>Really simple. No "bling" on the dress at all. Only simple pieces of jewelry.
>Lavender plants trailing down the dress like the bottom right photo.
>Really long. Shoes will not be visible so it doesn't matter what It looks like. No train tho.
>Open back
>Opal wedding ring. Opals are just so pretty.

You didn't ask, but here are my ideas for a ceremony too lol.

Ceremony
>This may sound childish but I want my wedding to have mystical vibe.
>Outside wedding. Somewhere really pretty, ideally near a waterfall.
>Whole lotta plants.
> Idk if this makes sense, but I would love a bunch of lavender (like the flower) and white veined fittonia hanging down from the ceiling to frame me, my husband, the bridesmaids and groomsmen.
>Wooden beams with vines wrapped around them.
>Fiddle-leaf fig trees around the venue
>Thats all I got cause I can't think of what else you would need for a ceremony.

No. 580985

i think my supervisor and this other coworker are married but they act like they aren’t. i honestly don't know but that’s what i’m going to assume for now. obviously just to myself.

No. 581014

i fucked up the op in celebricows like a month ago and i've been to embarrassed to say anything

No. 581017

Im supposed to go out for hotpot with my friend today but she stopped reply to my text a few days ago…I just want hotpot with themm huuhuuu why is it too difficult?

No. 581018

>>580975
Adorable. Wedding planning is such a relaxing way to spend time. My dream would be to have a LOTR style wedding kek…

>>581014
oopsy poopsy

No. 581020

>>580985
I found out about a secret marriage at work and it blew my mind lol. 5'6" toothpick Korean guy with 5'10" thicc white amazon woman. It was sooooo hard not to imagine their life together when I found out.

No. 581029

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>>580975
I want a casual vegas wedding with no ceremonial bridesmaid drama, and only close family/friends flown down. A short hotel rooftop ceremony and all night party.

A midi dress with crystal studded heels and a shawl, struting around the town, enjoying the nightlife, maybe smoking some crack

No. 581032

File: 1594184205733.png (1.28 MB, 1097x559, wedding inspo.png)

>>580975
oh my gosh, anon, I love this (your dresses are chef's kiss) and you inspired me to make my own, albeit it's kind of cliche as hell. Wedding planning is so much fun.

>mori girl-esque soft makeup, lots of peach apricot blush

>updo with tons of soft-color flowers
>possibly low-key antler crown
>lacey, flowy, comfy gown with not too much structure
>simple titanium wedding bands
>autumn/spring weather
>afternoon city hall ceremony w/close family
>celebration with added friends/family elsewhere
>in a forest under canopy of trees or at a nature park if logistically difficult
>beer, croissants/doughnuts, fruit, mac&cheese?

>it's dark now

>family leave for bedtime
>okay everybody break out the drugs

No. 581039

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>play some Japanese mobile games for fun
>sometimes they have one or two cute guys
>remember the devs don't care about women as the target audience
>series has very shitty edge and author openly hates beautiful guys
My brain says I should not waste a second more with this but the unique mood in the game baits me.

No. 581040

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>>581029
>maybe smoking some crack

No. 581042

Bitches be like haha yea smoke crack LOL but I actually smoked crack for the first time like last month and it was super underwhelming. 0/10 do not recommend

No. 581043

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I miss Curry House. I sound like an old fart reminiscing about Clifton’s or Marie Callender’s but shit what I wouldn’t give for some tofu katsu curry and that house dressing.

No. 581050

>>581043
Fuck really? My ex took me there when we went to LA because it was one of his favorite spots and he wanted to share it with me. It was so good too, I got the veggie curry and wanted to try their Katsu when I moved out there. RIP

No. 581057

i want sour gummy worms!!!! i want them NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 581059

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>>581057
i want strawberry cream gummy puffs now

No. 581063

>>581032
This is so beautiful anon! Imagine running through the forest bare-foot in that dress! Ugh, what a dream.
>>581029
Oooo I love this! The dress has some vintage vibes.

No. 581089

I hate that whenever I see /cgl/ discussed on lolcow i think of caregiver/little shit first

No. 581104

>>581089
samee lmao

No. 581114

>>581057
anon i have sour gummy worms in my cupboard right now eat them with me!!!!!

No. 581118

>>581089
sometimes when i mean to check on the /cgl/ board on 4chan, i accidentally just type cgl, all by itself, forget to type 4chan.

then urban dictionary reminds me what else it stands for

No. 581119

>>580095
sounds like you're not really ready to diet since dieting means actually saying no to situations like this

No. 581135

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if you've never had one of these i'm praying for you. i just had a whole three with my coffee.

No. 581139

>>581135
are these some turkish sweets?

No. 581144

That skeletor killstar collection is fucking hideous.

No. 581145

>>580975
Yes this is what i was expecting while making that post! I make headwear as a profession so I would want a pretty plain dress with extra veil thing

No. 581161

I wish I could help out Britney Spears in some way. I see her tiktoks come up on my FP and she looks dazed. Sometimes I daydream that I'll walk into her house and say "come on, you can sleep on my couch for a bit, detox from whatever you're on then we'll work on getting your kids back".

There are plenty of injustices but it makes me super sad that this one was so accepted by society. Sexualised as a young teen, objectified, ridiculed then eventually had all rights taken from her with what seems like no legal way to get out of it. The idea of being so trapped makes me nauseous yet she's either forgotten or still laughed at. She can't be that psychotic still, right? I know I'm echoing the same dude I laughed at years ago, but people need to just leave Britney alone. Smh.

I wish I could like email the doctor maintaining her medication, or compile a big case then try send it to a bunch of newspapers so some free Britney movement picks up steam or something. But I don't think it works that way, right?

No. 581190

Vegan vs ex vegan YouTube and other online drama is really milky right now. But idk if this place would want a thread about it

No. 581199

>>581190
oooh what's happening? You can post it in the Youtube general thread in snow. Does it have something do to with that Vegan Deterioration bitch?

No. 581219

the fact that someone decided to make an "ugly men with hot wives" thread
is this a fucking incel forum

No. 581221

Having the worst day, just hit a deer for the second time in 4 months yesterday (I live in a really rural mid-Atlantic area), dreading telling my parents about it/having to pay for more body work, super stressed out at work, but last night the guy I’m seeing’s mom gave me some blueberry cobbler in a Tupperware to take home and I’m eating it on my break at work and all my ills are cured :’)

No. 581224

>>581219
I agree. I wish all those threads in whichever combination (couples and individuals being rated by their looks) would just burn. Farmers can be such hypocrites, always talking shit about redditors and incels just to keep up the same old lame shit on lolcow.

No. 581234

I have a lot of white male friends who are age 18-24.average/attractive and tall, no financial responsibilities and they're all failures or lazy. They all act like they have the hardest lives ever too. Idk how you manage to be born on easy mode and still be a failure. The world is pretty much catered to young, middle class males. If they're failing, they arent even trying.

No. 581244

>>581224
And all users are a singularity right? It's not like we have multiple users trying to tell people to keep the sperging and nitpicking about looks to a minimum.

I swear this fucking "f-femcels here over at lolcow dot farm be like incels and men are bad but then talk shit about women themselves men would never do that!!!!" bait gets posted daily now.

No. 581250

>>581244
There's never been any mention of all farmers being like this. Only that farmers, like many others, can be hypocrites. Keep your femcel sperging to yourself. Hi bait is the new hi cow.

No. 581261

>>581250
Please tell me how to obtain this amazing crystal ball which tells you who the hypocritical farmers are who talk shit about MRAs and then write incel tier comments on cow threads and thus proving they're the same people, I'd love to have one myself as well.

No. 581264

>>581261
Sure, give me your address and I'm gonna send you one for just one litre of the offended bitch juice you've been drinking.

No. 581272

>>581161
I've been thinking the same anon!
I was on a nostalgic trip and listened to some britney spears. It makes me sick to my stomach that we saw this woman have serious mental breakdowns in public, and nobody felt bad for her. everyone talked about how much of a "crazy bitch" she was and made fun of her shaking her head. Mental health was really not taken seriously 10-15 years ago (not that it is taken seriously now, thanks to 90% of teens diagnosing themselves as severely depressed)

No. 581273

>>581017
The update no one wanted but I had gone with another friend instead. Just fought with my mom now I feel empty and unfulfilled again.

No. 581274

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>>581050
They closed overnight no warning back in February! It made the news because no one could figure out wtf happened. Coco Ichibanya is owned by their original company, House Foods, so I am planning on going there at some point.

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-02-25/curry-house-closes

No. 581280

I want Moo's thread to be moved to /w/ so everyone can sperg out and I can cackle about it. She's no where lolcow status, and I'd rather /pt/ be dead than full of dumb "cows"

No. 581293

The cows on /pt/ are mostly low quality nowadays. The real milk can be found on /snow/.

No. 581313

>>580787
I use fresh pine needles and hemp! They dry beautifully and last for years. They aren't as strong as traditional baskets but look really neat. Old lady crafts are my absolute favourite, I hope they come back with a vengeance

No. 581315

It doesn't matter how far I've gone from poverty. I will still crave hot Cheetos and buttered bread sandwiches.

And box Mac and cheese.

No. 581324

>>581293
Yes! I stopped going to /pt altogether lately because of that.

No. 581344

>>580926
Feel better soon, anon!

No. 581359

i love buying scented candles so much, they're so nice

No. 581393

>>581359
Damn anon, it's been so long since I've bought any. I usually get some during the winter to use as small heat boosters. Two years ago I got this cinnamon apple pie one (which literally looked like an apple pie) from a ecofestival and I still think about it sometimes. Next time I'm there I'm getting the cinnamon rolls.

No. 581405

>>581359
I always buy the ones with vaguely foresty names, love the herbal/woody scent

No. 581429

That pre-gyno scrub down as if I don't regulary clean myself as it is.

No. 581461

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I want to dress like this. Basically LARP without the lighting bolts. Just tea.

No. 581476

>>581461
Go for it anon!

No. 581478

Not to sound like I'm humble bragging but I wish I could show one of my current photos/selfies to my 12 year old self and reassure her that she isn't always going to be ugly and too broke to dress the way she wants. I feel like knowing I would turn out decent looking in 10 years time would motivate me to try harder in life lol.

No. 581480

>>581429
I hate this, whether doing that or getting a Brazilian. I’m always afraid that I suddenly stopped wiping my ass properly and cleaning my vagina and it somehow stinks

No. 581482

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Nobody’s posted our boyfriend in a while.

No. 581484

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>>581482
he's such a catfish

No. 581502

>>581482
is this an incel or something

No. 581513

>>581482
fuck. i know a balding student in the year above us at my college who looks similar to this man.

No. 581564

This naya rivera shit is giving me a panic attack and I don't know why, considering I never watched glee.

No. 581581

>>581513
get his nudes and post them here.

No. 581597

>>581564
I really hope she's ok. This is such a scary situation and the fact that the police stopped searching because it was nighttime is awful. We have all this modern technology but i guess It's to hard to get a light source to search for a missing woman. She could still be out there fighting to get back to her family, but these lazy ass cops are wasting precious hours because it's nighttime.

No. 581599

>>581597
The creepy thing is I'm struggling to understand how it happened? Was she going for a swim? Did she commit suicide? It just doesn't make sense that she would go on a boat with a child without knowing how deep the water is and if she could properly swim in it. I hope she's okay.

No. 581603

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I told one of my guy friends when we first started talking that I was a lesbian(mostly true) so we would avoid the whole awkward him possibly liking me romantically or thinking there’s potential for that. After a year or so of being friends he now confessed to me that he has a lesbian fetish and is hinting at being into my by making sexual remarks about me. I hate men so much why even bother befriending one.

No. 581610

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I'm starting to get a huge crush on this guy I'm in a server with. It's pretty much just a big group of friends. He's really cute looking, and his personality is really funny. And something about his presence feels very comfy.. I don't know, ugh! It's so unattainable.. and I don't need a relationship right now. I just wish he could pat my head or something like that.. but it also feels nice to feel this way about someone, and I don't want to ruin it by saying how I feel. It's such an innocent crush that if I confessed, he could reject me or I could come off weird, sigh..

No. 581625

>>581610
Ask if he has a gf first, if he does you won't have to mentally obsess over it anymore and can move on since you said you don't need a rs right now

No. 581626

File: 1594288888225.jpg (74.96 KB, 599x753, nou.jpg)

One of the best burns I've seen in a while

No. 581627

>>581603
I'm outraged on your behalf that he thought that his lesbian fetish was something you would want to know. Tell him you have a fetish for a world where he walks off a tall building and you never have to hear him talk about what gets his peepee hard again.

No. 581628

>>581603
I'm giving him two weeks until he comes out as a "nonbinary transwoman" and starts demanding you to suck his girldick because he's a lesbian too now. Girl, bail.

No. 581630

>>581626
I sometimes wonder if she's going through a midlife crisis or something, cause all I imagine is that she's got nothing else better to do than scroll through twitter all day

No. 581633

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So we have a huge pandemic since late January/February that could have been handled sooner and better, global warming and just human activities in general that's destroying the environment and entire ecosystems, corrupt or incompetent presidents/leaders almost everywhere, companies fucking everyone and everything over (see the "environment going to shit" part), wars, oppression and genocides in many parts of the world for stupid, petty reasons, manipulation of information for personal gains for corporations online and on TV, poverty and a huge gap between the rich and the poor in many countries, etc. but many of us have access to the internet and technology in general. Are we in the cyberpunk era? Because if that's the case then it's fucking shit.

No. 581657

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After two weeks I finally won the battle against the cornea

No. 581662

>>581633
Everything you're describing is late-stage capitalism.

No. 581677

If a woman gives birth to a baby and that baby is put inside another woman to incubate for 9 more months then does the baby grow a thick second layer on their skin like some calcified, overdeveloped quasi reptilian? Or am I tripping

No. 581678

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Can someone explain to me how it is getting your nails done? I want to do it but I'm so socially anxious and I'm freaking out at the thought of going to a salon and trying to do small talk with a person who in many cases doesn't speak this country's language. Or just to have to engage in small talk at all, even if they speak the language. I already hate going to the hair dresser because of that.

No. 581683

>>581678
I was super anxious about it too but it’s not really that awkward because they’re pretty focused on their job. I went twice before and they didn’t talk to me at all except to tell me to move my hand and stuff. I think it’s unlikely they’ll make small talk because they’re pretty concentrated on doing it quickly, especially if you seem like a quiet person or you don’t start the conversation. At least that was my experience.

No. 581684

>>581678
depends on your tech, some are more chatty than others, but if you're on your phone or don't reciprocate much chattiness, they won't be chatty, in my experience.

that said, me and my best friend got pedis the other day and i think i'm officially a White Toe Heaux now

No. 581686

>>581678
My sister would have me go with her sometimes so she had someone to talk to while the tech was working

No. 581687

>>581677
You're tripping balls, but logistically the baby would grow like normal and become too much for the second woman to bear and literal tearing would ensue.

No. 581692

I'm starting to think we're getting slowly infected with troons and I'm mad I can't report suspicious posts that seem to be written by the same person.

No. 581694

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>>581683
>>581684
>>581686
Thanks for your replies! I don't really have anyone who could go with me, except my boyfriend, but I won't do that. We'll see. Maybe they won't even talk much, as >>581683 said. I just want a nice, natural looking manicure like pic related.

No. 581695

>>581692
I don't doubt it but what exactly makes you think that?

No. 581701

>>581695
I see a lot of "hey ladies, what should I wear if I'm a tall girl with wide shoulders and no waist" and other posts that also strike me as odd but not odd enough to call out. It's hard to explain but a lot of posts I see in /g/ and /ot/ look like scrotes trying to integrate and almost but not quite getting it right.

I don't want to shit up the place with pinkpill-rants but I liked having a man-free space on the internet, I don't even mind the kpop-stans and the hardcore radfems that much.

No. 581704

>>581701
Part of me wants to bitch at you because I have an inverted triangle body, but I do agree with you. I wonder if it also might just be summerfags

No. 581705

>>581701
As a tall girl with wide shoulders I fully agree with you.

No. 581706

Sometimes I go and read the google reviews for my old highschool. It's been quite a while since I graduated, and shit has gotten significantly worse.

It's a really small school, but was sort of highly regarded for its academics and wasn't the easiest school to get into (I don't think they were a zone school obligated to take in anyone in that zone who applied). It was geared towards medicine (i.e. had a partnership with local hospital where we would take classes once a week), and used to often have alumni get into this prestigious 7 year college program that combined their B.S./M.D. studies together. We used to be in this tiny little building, and eventually moved into a bigger building right behind the hospital during my second year.

Lots of really, really bright kids. Our maximum student body after moving was still only 800 kids, and my graduating class only had 112 kids. Everyone knew everyone (I remember some underclassmen knowing who I was for some reason even though I wasn't that extroverted?? lol), and because there were only so many teachers, we often had the same teachers teaching the same subjects throughout different grades and would get close to them. I was close to my English teacher and often stayed after school to get volunteer hours by doing basic data entry and typing stuff for him. He gave me snacks and on the last day of school when I was graduating, he gave me a beautiful necklace that was a blue topaz on a gold chain. Absolutely unbelievable, all I did was type shit for the man. I still have it and cherish it very much.

We switched school principals mid junior year since our old one was retiring. New principal was awful, notorious for having locked down the bathrooms in her old school to punish students. Kids in my school were probably too smart for their own good, digging up as much shit as they could find and trying to find teachers who would listen to them to try and do something before she would become our principal lmao. We found out that she personally knew the superintendent of our district and we thought it raised up red flags (he was her reference, while also (I'm assuming) being the person to interview/put her in this role?? conflict of interest??), and found out some new unqualified teachers were brought in because they were friends. The year after I left, some of my juniors even went to the news about her constant use of fear tactics (straight up yells and berates teachers and students in the hallways). I've heard through the grapevine of a lot of my former teachers leaving because of her.

It's not really my problem anymore, but I'm sad that the students there now probably won't get the experience I got. High school was a good place for some stability and comfort while I was dealing with depression and shit, teachers really believed in us and always tried to get us to do better. I think my graduating class was probably the last class lucky enough to experience my school at its best. I guess I'm hoping for the day when the google reviews finally talk about a new principal who will bring the school back to its former glory, but I'm not sure that will ever happen.

No. 581707

>>581694
This is so pleasing to look at. I think I might have a hand fetish

No. 581711

>>581692
The artist salt thread is definitely infected with them. Every time someone vents about trannies and their lackeys canceling artists and shoehorning their petty identity politics into artist circles (an ongoing trend that happens all the time) some people run out of the woodworks to lowkey cape for them whining "w-well just ignore them if it bothers you that much you t-transphobe!!!! also I'm totally not a trans person i just don't care i swear!!".

No. 581714

i used a filter for a selfie for the first time and wtff? im used to making fun of people because of their shit photo editing and abuse of filters but damn they really do warp you bad.

how can people like vicky and mickey deer meet people irl knowing that they look literally nothing like the pictures they post in the internet? its so bizarre. like how could you use a pic like that on a dating app or whatever knowing that when you meet up with someone theyll see youre fake?

No. 581715

>>581711
I really wonder if it's ground zero for the "people" who sometimes pop up in the vent, unpopular opinion and these threads to come bitch about "anti-trans spergs".
I know for a fact the thread is full of furries and other Twitter retards, so it wouldn't surprise me.

No. 581716

>>581657
congrats anon! jw though why did you use this particular picture?

No. 581719

>>581692
they have been here for awhile but twitter makes them strong. they absorb the yass queen energy funneled into that god forsaken app and use it to invade spaces they arent welcome.

>>581695
you must be new

No. 581724

>>581715
The "anti-trans spergs" vents always happen like clockwork after someone has told them off in the artist salt thread so I think it's safe to assume so. Judging by the passive aggressive whining they're not necessarily full on male hons who tend to be way more rage filled but some nonbinary and fakeboi chimps who soil their diapers over being ~misgendered~.

No. 581738

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>>581704
>>581705
I'm sorry triange-chans, I'm sure that your time will come again some day and the people will seethe in jealousy over your statuesque frames, just have some faith.

No. 581739

>>581738
As a triangle-chan, I am offended.

No. 581754

As long as you're healthy and happy, your body type will look radiant on you. Big shoulders? Even better to hold a scarf or catch a beautiful tan. No ass? You can buy pants everywhere! Goddamn I'm always jealous of someone's body type if they happen to look happy in it, it doesn't matter what it is. If you can rock it, I seethe in envy

No. 581756

Ate a hashbrown and processed cheese inside of a buttered bagel. I need to love myself omg. No regrets though, it was so good.

No. 581762

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I keep having sexual dreams about other women

No. 581764


No. 581777

>>581630
kek maybe her spouse will leave her like glinner's did if she keeps it up

No. 581782

Just wanna suck dacre montgomerys dick all i want please and thank you

No. 581783

>>581782
sis why

No. 581786

>>581754
This is nice, thanks anon. I've been trying to become more comfortable in my body. I always feel so gross about my stomach flab and it looks so ugly to me, but it doesn't really bother me to see it on other women. I just want to be so hypercritical about parts of my own body that I don't give a second thought to on other women.

No. 581789

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I have no social media and need someone else to see this, I can't stop laughing at how ugly my mom's dog is

No. 581790

>>581777
I'm pretty sure anon was referring to lindsay ellis, not JKR.

No. 581791

>>581789
What a cutie

No. 581792

>>581789
kek good reaction pic anon, saved

No. 581796

>>581789
Your mom's dog looks like my grandpa when he's forgotten to take his meds

No. 581798

My bf's brother is so hot oh god oh shit

No. 581832

>>581783
I think he is extremely hot alright, he is… hot. Been flicking my bean to him past few weeks. I like his eyebrows.

No. 581884

File: 1594332885781.jpeg (128.51 KB, 1008x403, ank.jpeg)

Whoever's been doing Ashnikko's cover art is pretty impressive, but the music itself just isn't there and I'm salty.

No. 581885

As someone who frequents incel forums out of curiosity, they have a lot of threads like the ugly men with beautiful wifes one, but with chads with below average women. People are really shallow huh

No. 581903

It's really scary how you have no idea who a person truly is. 3 people in my town who were loved by everyone have been outed as horrible borderline criminal people within the past year. I can't trust anyone at this point.

No. 581906

I have to pee but I’m a ten minute walk away from home. Pray for me girls

No. 581913

>>581906
Time to test yo pussy strength. Squeeze!

No. 581915

>>581913
I made it back home! It felt weirdly numb when peeing lmao

No. 581929

i don’t know if my boobs are saggy or if i’m just too used to seeing porno bolt ons. i’m 18 ffs.

No. 581945

>>581929
Don’t be so hard on yourself! You’re more than likely normal.

No. 581960

There's this woman I used to follow on Tumblr years ago and for reason I've been thinking about her lately

She was middle aged, a single mother of either 2 or 3 kids, and really, really loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She had a massive crush on one of them and followed a lot of to blogs of him. One in particular she got very attached to and started to with them as her own self insert character (it was literally just her, name and everything, but using actresses as faceclaims). She would send this rper a lot of suggestive asks and their rp's would usually turn into her character trying to come onto him and him rejecting her. She would also get angry and send in character asks arguing with him if the mun of that account rp'd with any other female characters or if they ignored her other messages. Like this poor kid on the other side of a ninja turtle roleplay account probably just wanted to flex their writing muscles and they get this weird shit.

At one point she lost custody of her kids but I think she was able to get a job and get them back, if so then good for her. But I got busy with life and stopped following her antics and I don't remember her account name so idk what happened to her.

I really don't know why I just remembered that she existed but I just remember being terrified that I'll be like that someday and also secretly hoping that she got her life together and found happiness.

And then I discovered this website

No. 582007

I hate my country's Reddit page. Fuck r/Canada.

No. 582008

I got a navel piercing today and ohhhh my god it’s sooo cute. It didn’t hurt that much (hurts really bad now!) the piercer was incredibly nice, and I can’t wait to show it to everyone I know. An ex was texting me today (ew ik) and made small talk after the initial question he asked me and when I told him I got my navel pierced he said “is that your bellybutton? Lol as long as you like it”.” and somehow his mean response made it even better, cause I do genuinely love it! Such a great impulse piercing!!

No. 582013

>>582007
Why anon?

No. 582018

i dreaded bumping into this person everytime because they always started a conversation but it was so awkward when i did see them and they didnt say anything.

No. 582040

>>582008
you sound like what a guy thinks women speak like anon i cant lmao

No. 582045


No. 582047

>>582008
wtf is this shit

No. 582048

>>581694
My nail guy is chatty with other customers, but he's picked up over time (like after the second appointment basically) that I'm a quiet, relax and zone out while I get my nails customer. Just be polite and make small talk but if you push it, they'll get the hint too.

No. 582052

Isn't it wild that the most important years of your life are between the ages of 12-18? Like think about it, the experiences you have within those years, the supervision and guidance, the opportunities, all shape the decisions you make once you enter the real world. That's kind of fucked up.

No. 582057

>>582040
My thought too lmao

No. 582062

I have a party tomorrow I don't want to go to because I'm fucking tired from working all week. Also there's this obnoxious loud girl I can't stand but she's party's host bff so it's not like I can tell her not to come.
But if I don't go I will regret missing out the fun and the memories. What do?

No. 582063

>>582007
Same. Fuck r/Pakistan it's an absolute sausage-fest

No. 582064

>>582063
plus its filled with Incel muhajirs and die hard PTI supporters who think having a separate province will somehow destroy Pakistan

No. 582067

Why does everyone try to push the narrative that JLO looks like she's in her late 20's? Bitch literally looks 40 at the youngest.

No. 582078

>>582062
It's just one party. Have a rest, go for the next one when the opportunity comes.

No. 582083

>>582067
I disagree.

No. 582086

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No. 582088

>>582086
She looks good in both? Stop obsessing over your anime waifus for a second, you're clearly not well.

No. 582089

>>582088
Are you okay? No one said she doesn't look good. She looks great for her age. But she doesn't look late 20's early 30's at all. As a mexican literally all 40 olds in my family look like her except without the advantages of plastic surgery she has to make her look a little better.It's nothing abnormal.

No. 582099

Good shit

No. 582104

>>582099
0/10 because even though it's good shit, I can't deal with the feelings it gives me of how raw feelings used to feel when I was younger and how I want to go and try to replicate those feelings again but instead we're in lockdown

No. 582109

>>582104
Anon if you're hoping someone out there feels just like you…. there is

No. 582111

I had really icky malware on my laptop for the past week that I finally managed to remove. I swear it's the little inconveniences that get you the most annoyed but thankful once they're fixed.

No. 582116

>>582109
Anon you lame dummy, thank you for making me smile I wish I could change the world for you and me

No. 582121

>>581716
That was weapon

No. 582122

>>582040
I know I sound like the stereotypical college girl I am lmao, the scrote larpers wish they were me.

No. 582125


No. 582142

>>582122
Tell me about your girldick and the evil terven nazis, " definitely not a male teehee"-chan.

No. 582153

>>582142
>>582040
nta but to be fair this is the "dumbass shit thread" so if there's anywhere to sound like you sipped sum dumb bitch juice it's here

No. 582166

I've been wearing jfashion (casual stuff like one Hellcat Punks piece or an otome coord) to work every day this week because I want to be more comfortable dressing how I want, and it's been really confidence-boosting and comfy so far. But it's bittersweet because the people I work with are all over 45, so I know they probably just think it's Normal Wacky Youth Fashion(TM). I would never be comfortable dressing like this otherwise– my bf excitedly suggested I wear one of my casual lolita outfits to his sister's birthday and I felt nauseatingly anxious. Baby steps, I guess!

No. 582178

I get horny every single time i listen to Lady Marmalade (mya + lil kim + pink + christina version).
Tfw no gf to sit on my face while this plays in the background :///

No. 582188

>>582178
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir anon?

No. 582194

>>582188
i would anon (can i get banned for flirting with someone here)

No. 582195

i had a really successful second date with someone who's stable, has a career, etc. slept over because i've been wanting literally any human contact for months.

they haven't answered a text and i am absolutely being a dumbass speculating that they hate me now. fantastic!

No. 582196

>>582194
if you do we can be tragic star crossed lovers separated by the evil jannies

No. 582204

I think about the zoophiles a lot and always wonder if they got true justice served to them. It also makes me think about internet controversies getting forgotten with time, just like real life ones. The internet is truly real life 2.0

No. 582209

>>582195
If it was a male, unfortunately you may have lost most of your allure by sleeping with him as they are focused on novelty.
Though if his most redeemimg quality is really "stable" and not, y'know handome or funny, you're not missing out on much.

Or maybe he's just a slow replier.

No. 582210

>>582204
SnakeThing went to jail for 25 years, and so did the Cuban.
KeroTheWolf is being investigated still, and 30 of his devices were taken by the authorities. I don't know about the others, but I hope they're getting got, too.
This is one of those rare cases where the perpetrators actually did get taken in, thankfully.
Retarded KiwiFarms mods/admins tried to fuck up the whole doxxing/reporting scheme, but those people cared enough to continue, and they succeeded.

No. 582221

>>582210
>Retarded KiwiFarms mods/admins tried to fuck up the whole doxxing/reporting scheme
do you know why? was it because of his massive boner for muh free speech?

No. 582230

Hey I'm just dropping in to remind everyone here to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th with lots of music, videos, and extras

No. 582235

>>581960
I hate shit like this because I know that's gonna be me in 20 years

No. 582251

>>582209
yep, male. he's a pretty package deal IMO which is super scary. i guess i highlight stable because that's what matters the most rn esp emotionally and professionally.

we actually didn't sleep together in the sexual sense as much as we fooled around a bit and actually physically went to sleep, if that makes sense.

No. 582254

>>582221
There was never a good answer given. I remember there was bitching about random people getting "doxxed and murdered" (never even happened) and trying to censor all discussion of the Cuban abuser in particular.
One of them even came to Lolcow to attempt to chase the people doing the actual legwork away, and convince us they couldn't possibly pull it off, even though they did.
All this didn't stop KF from attempting to take credit for all the work after the zoophiles got identified and arrested, though.

No. 582255

>>582210
wasn't it because zed thought it was stupid to use the placemats? that is in fact one of the things that helped track him down, though. that autistic attention to detail is a plus, not a minus.

i'd love to know why that went down the way it did.

No. 582275

>>582230
Thanks

No. 582301

You're out of touch!
I'm out of time…!
But I'm out of my head when you're not around!!!

No. 582331

>>582301
I was just listening to that song
What the fuck

No. 582336

>>582331
We are in touch!

No. 582381

File: 1594421580434.jpeg (12.7 KB, 275x275, 1594255988092.jpeg)

seriously though who is this man

No. 582384

>>582381
Lolcow's boyfriend

No. 582387

>>582301
God I love this song, I can listen to it for hours and sing along all day

No. 582388

Watching this is making me really sad

No. 582395

>>582301
I love Lucky Star uwu

No. 582440

Imageboard slang is kinda cringy imo

No. 582455

>>582440
kek makes me cringe a lot

No. 582461

ooh ow OOF i burnt my finger

No. 582464

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No. 582467

>>582440
>cringy
>imo
The irony. But agreed, I'm not fond of that many imageboard slang/jokes and I've been browsing 4chan since I was 11.

No. 582496

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Mods are asleep, post booby jesus

No. 582507

>>582496
With all due respect to them, when are the mods not asleep?

No. 582510

So I was looking up Sherlock Holmes and When Conan Doyle wrote the original Sherlock Holmes stories, he made Dr. Watson a veteran of the war in Afghanistan and when Moffats Sherlock came our, he was also able to make Dr. Watson a veteran of the war in Afghanistan.

thats just unreal if you think about it, a never ending warzone of a nation

No. 582515

fuck I love chana masala with diced red onions and cilantro

No. 582520

>>582515
I fucking love indian food in general but it's been soooo long since I've had any

No. 582522

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>>582520
this is how I feel about japanese food and fancy ramen

No. 582533

>>582522
Eating out at nice Japanese places is legit in the top 5 things I miss right now. Sunomono, agadashi tofu, veggie gyoza, inari!!!

No. 582562

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I want a himbo boyfriend.

No. 582564

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>>582562
I can't believe Clone High is getting a reboot

No. 582594

I get kinda excited when threads on /ot/ are about to be locked because it's fun to see what pic anons choose next for the OP.

No. 582595

I ripped a bit of the skin on my upper lip/lip area when I was waxing my mustache by myself for the first time. It hurts to smile or even move my lips much at all. I suck

No. 582597

I found an album I really liked lot recently and it's by some super small, unknown band. It quickly became one of my favourites (the album). Yesterday they did an livestream show with a few songs from that album and it was super underwhelming. I can't shake the dissappointment.

No. 582614

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I'm 5'3" (161 cm) and 119 lbs (54 kg) and I have a jowl/doublechin. Any anons know why this is? I've never been overweight, my highest adult weight was 125 (56.5) and my lowest was 110 (49 kg.) That's over the span of years, my weight doesn't fluctuate frequently or anything. I have pretty wideset jaw/cheekbones, could that contribute? I'm still trying to lose a little more weight, I just find it odd because I don't know anyone else whose BMI is 21 but has a jowl/doublechin.

No. 582651

>>582614
It’s just genetics. A lot of people in my family have it even if they’re underweight.
Do you happen to have an overbite? I’ve seen some people get rid of it by fixing an overbite because it pulled the extra skin/fat more taut under their chin when they did.

No. 582685

COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAAAAST (at 1pm!)

No. 582692

Randomly remembering that flat butts and skinny legs were bodied to be desired in the early 2000s. See Paris hilton. Not surprising heroin chic was popular at that time too.

A lot of romcoms and comedy films in the early 2000s had a lot of "You're butt is so huge!!!" or "Ugh these low rise jeans wont fit cause of my large bubble butt ugh.. to be cursed with a granny butt." Its surreal now to see it's quite the opposite.

No. 582693

>>582562
can't believe it, even in cartoon the female characters are more attractive than their male partners.

No. 582696

I sometimes think back to that one girl who regularly got posted to /cgl/ as she vehemently claimed to be a crossdressing boy despite being an obvious female with very pronounced titties, which she claimed were merely padding. Tranny chasers, in their cognitive dissonance, constantly kept on going about how they wanted to fuck "his" boipussi and how "he" was much more of a woman than any "real" woman could be. After like a year of this it suddenly turns out it was some lonely teenage girl who stole another girl's photos. And not like just one or two photos, literally her entire photo album was stolen and used on DeviantART with "yep im a naughty boiii uwu" type captions, even selfies and group photos with her friends. The original girl found out and called her out for using her face to catfish chasers and desperate gay men, naturally the person bailed immediately. This was like at least 8 years ago yet still this girl's photos get posted every now and then by chasers masturbating over their girlboi trap fantasies.

No. 582705

>>582696
It wasn't AkiWarumono, was it? If so, I didn't know she was a full on catfish, I thought she was just some girl who claimed to have Kleinefelter's.

No. 582708

>>582705
No, it was blewballoons on deviantart, the girl whose photos she stole for catfishing purposes was called raspberry or something. I'm surprised the account is still up, the catfisher claimed to have tried to delete it but wasn't successful.

No. 582710

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Just got my hands on enough molly to last 5-10 years, I'm so fucking stoked. Last time I did them was at least three years ago and I still dream about it.

No. 582757

>>582710
That sounds so fun anon i wish lmao. I'm happy for you

No. 582761

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I'm usually not into Asian men at all (especially not the k-pop guys that get posted everywhere) but I think this guy's kind of cute. I don't even really support BLM that much.
I think it's the jaw, the attitude and the tattoos. I wish I could find out more about him, though I might not find him as attractive if I see him in other photos.

No. 582763

>>582757
Thanks for the good vibes anon! I'm going to try them in a few weeks with the boyfriend.

No. 582765

>>582710
Jealous, anon.

No. 582770

the whole naomi wu thing is so insane to look at from a non native speaker perspective.
of course she's "real" and knows how to do tech stuff…
but her english is so unbelievably american-pedant-blogging-on-livejournal-in-2004 i can't believe her idiot husband thinks that could pass as excellent non-native english.
it's a very specific writing style i haven't seen anyone master, other than actual american internet losers who can't help but write paragraph after paragraph about dumb shit.

powerlevel but i'm a eurofag and i'll admit i have a very good grasp on various american sayings and references, but i can't imagine writing like that while speaking the way she does on YT, much less without living in america during her formative years. doesn't matter if she "gets help" from natives, no native will edit her walls of text like a fucking book publisher or something.

No. 582779

>>582761
Looks like Manny Jacinto's trailer cousin

No. 582790

>>582761
i get it anon he's pretty cute and i'm normally not into asian men either

No. 582795

>>582761
I like his Sasuke tattoo, lmao what a fuckin dork

No. 582798

I'm 30 and I sometimes panic over not having kids or even a relationship. I've always wanted to have children but I can't trust men at all or let them near me physically or emotionally, plus I love living a nomad-like life where I only have to take care of myself and my friends. Plus I'm pretty much way more into women than men which complicates things even more. I feel really bad about my ~dying eggs~ but I have wonderful nephews and nieces that I love. Maybe I'll just stick to being the cool gay big city aunt who gives kickass presents and tells crazy travel stories.

No. 582829

>>582761
>Berserk tattoo
Based, I would

No. 582835

>>582496
i only read the bible for the plot

No. 582838

>>582710
Have fun in these trying times anon! Tell us about your journey when it’s over.

>>582770
ok

No. 582879

I'm curious about this because it seems to be a different thing for every person - what do you fantasize about when you really need to fall asleep? Slightly crackhead shit incoming.

If I need to do it quickly, I imagine myself planning for the apocalypse/going off-grid - usually building a bunker or a cabin in the woods - down to the most minute details (measurements, ways of getting and keeping food, ammo, supplies, setting down a water system, building at outhouse, etc. etc.). It's usually pretty effective, somehow.

Sometimes, I'll think of two people who are exact copies of me (or someone extremely similar to me) have a conversation - they'll walk or sit down in a relaxing setting, decked in good clothes. And between those two people, I just voice my thoughts on whatever topic I feel like, but through both of them. It's so much more relaxing than just an inner-monologue type thing. It has a more visual aspect to it, plus you sort of depersonalize and realize things quicker about yourself than if you kept voicing your thoughts only as yourself. I hope I'm making myself clear with this because it's harder than I thought to explain kek.

wacky shit bro

No. 582884

>>582879
What the fuck. I just dream about my imaginary boyfriend and our adventures like everyone else.

No. 582889

>>582879
Huh??? When I fantasize about something exciting I become too invested. Next thing I know I'm on my phone reading encyclopedia of edible plants and blue prints for building a filter tank.

No. 582890

My mom's god daughter won't stop looking at me eat and it makes me very uncomfortable. I can't be mad at her because she has the development of a child. I just wish she would stop.

No. 582892

>>582890
…Is the little shit hungry?

No. 582894

>>582879
the off-the-grid fantasies sound cool asf! i usually just think about having sex or i watch twitch streams or yt videos.

No. 582906

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I just picked out my engagement ring

No. 582908

>>582906
What does it look like? Congratulations anon!

No. 582911

>>582906
Ooo, details!! Congrats!

No. 582915

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>>582908
>>582911
Thank you! It is a petite moissy cause we’re poorfags. I love it tho and I’m excited to get it

No. 582918

i feel like lolcow is the last place on the internet that you can just be a fuckin bitch and not get shit for it. actually, you fuckin bitches usually support it. i love yall sadist-chans.

(>>582915 gratz bro)

No. 582919

>>582915
congratulations anon!

No. 582923

>>582915
It's pretty anon, congrats <3

No. 582926

>>582915
It's so timeless and sparkly! Wishing you a happy wedded life, anon <3

No. 582933

>>582915
Hell yeah anon!!! Congrats!!! I'm a huuuge fan of really simple rings, you really can't go wrong with them.

No. 582935

>>582915
this is so nice, congrats anon <3

No. 582943

>>582915
Aw that's pretty, I love rings that are more minimal

No. 582945

someone help me i can't stop shitposting

No. 582946

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We should have a thread of nothing but pictures of sperg-outs from anons here.

No. 582950

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I've been up all night waiting for the stores to open so that I can buy some cheap junk food.

No. 582962

>>582946
yes, in /cream/ like the gold star thread!

>>582945
big mood

No. 583000

i saw someone look good with those see through bangs so i decided to cut mine and now i look like a dumbass because i fucked up.

No. 583003

>>582946
yes please!!! it would be legendary

No. 583005

>>583000
I swear, on every female imageboard I frequent, I've seen multiple horror stories about anons trying to cut their own bangs and fucking it up… I'm starting to think the short bangs trend is working against us

No. 583015

I lost about two sizes, so I could theoretically alter my favorite dresses and skirts from when I was larger to fit, but it's such a hassle with the sewing machine I have (super cheap machine probably past its lifespan at this point that I got as a gift). I'd also feel bad about buying a new machine since I got laid off and that extra $600/week ends on the 31st. I'm going to eventually force myself to do it since it's a waste of money to replace this much clothing, but it sure would be easier with a nice machine.

No. 583019

>>583015
How about lending one for the time being, until you get a new job and can comfortably afford one? You probably have a family member or friend who has a nice sewing machine.

No. 583020

Casual observation. Has anyone ever figured out why there are a bunch of randos on every Trisha Paytas video defending her every move? What is it about this musty cow that people even feel the need to speak for her????? I really don’t get it.

No. 583029

I hold a hatred of autistic proportions for American anime/jrpg dubs. I especially can't stand that every release gets delayed (some even cancelled due to licensing reasons) because muricans need their shitty fucking talkie-toos because apparently they're unable to read. I especially can't stand how when praising a character's voice it turns out they're talking about the C list fuck who did it in the dub, not the original, celebrated Japanese seiyuu with 20 years of active experience. But the absolute worst is when a game gets released with no dub available and japanese only audio and Americans throw a fucking fit over it and give the game a bad score because "i-if I want to read I'll pick up a book not a video game!" christ what the fuck do you do during scenes with no voice acting at all? Punch the TV screen while making monkey noises?

No. 583030

>>583029
one time someone made me watch some OVA with cool animation and said "we'll watch the american dub because it's actually good"…the actors werent incompetent or anything but god damn they had the most annoying "american voice actor" accents i've ever heard. my patience for typical japanese voice acting tropes is also thinning but i'll never ever understand how anyone can listen to american dubs, even though american english is my favorite variant of the language lmao.

No. 583039

>>583030
Hard agree, it makes me want to punch something to hear animated movies/cartoon/anime with an American dub. My partner is from America and absolutely wanted me to watch the Pokémon movie in the American dub with him as it’s what he watched during his childhood. It took me days to convince him to watch it in my language instead as I didn’t want to start hating that movie because of how incredibly aggravating American voice actors are.

No. 583041

My nails are much healthier since I peel the nail polish off and don't use nail polish remover

No. 583048

>>583041
Really? How do you peel it off without causing damage to the nail, I wanna try too

No. 583071

>>583029
Same except I'm not American and my first language isn't English so I don't get how our JRPG releases used to be very delayed so we can have translations based on the American English translation with a shitty voice acting that's not even the original and that more than half of the players in Europe can't even understand anyway. Like, what's the point? At least now there are more games that allow you to choose between English and Japanese voice acting.

No. 583096

>>583048
NTA but doing it in the shower works for me

No. 583103

I created an imaginary bf in my head and whenever i meet actual guys i'll compare him with my imaginary bf which makes it harder to like them.
Starting from tomorrow, i decided to not think about him. I hope i can do it.

No. 583104

>>583041
They shouldn't be, unless you're specifically using a peel-off underbase. Peeling it off takes away a tiny layer of your nail in the same way that peeling take from clothes takes away some fibres
Peeling nail varnish off in the shower is really satisfying but if you want healthy nails you're better off getting a high quality nail varnish remover

No. 583110

>>583103
Fuck anon, it's the same with me. And the imaginary boyfriend is so ideal that no actual man can compare to him. Good luck to you

No. 583117

>>583005
what other female imageboards do you know of? i only know here and cc and cc is a complete shithole

No. 583118

File: 1594555054137.jpg (3.25 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20200712_130749.jpg)

>>583048
I just pick the nail polish until I can peel it off. I use two layers of Essie. As the other anon said, it will still damage your nails but I think it's less damaging then drugstore remover

No. 583119

>>583118
Anon wtf, you have the nail beds of a fucking Roman goddess.

No. 583145

>>582710
Congrats anon, do it all asap lest the potency degrade overtime.

No. 583146

>>583005
>>583117
Seconding this. What other female-orientated imageboards are out there?

No. 583152

>>583048
A thin layer of a peel off base coat is the best imo

No. 583163

>>583118
I feel like just using a mild, acetone free nailpolish remover and using some nail oil afterwards to prevent them from drying out is probably beter for your nails than picking off the nailpolish is. Not to mention it looks bad and picking it off takes time

No. 583210

>>580258
I had calabacitas served in milk, cheese, and tomatoes . Sometimes corn and onion.
It was my favorite food growing up.

No. 583226

>>583206
sage but this is my natural nose. My mom has a hooked long nose and my dad has a very pointy nose short. Mine came out long but straight, looking absolutely ridiculous. I went to get a PS consultation and the photo they showed me looked horrendous. Wish I was born one way or the other. Long sloped nose anons unite

No. 583233

>>583206
Ikr, there's never a dip between the eyes and rarely fits

No. 583236

It’s funny how gay guys are always like “wtf is wrong with straight people” like they’re better considering they can be some of the most degenerate people on earth

No. 583240

>>583236
coping

No. 583241

>>583236
Not that deep, straight anon.

No. 583257

>>583241
I’m bi actually, nice try

No. 583258

>>583236
Literally never seen a gay man do this to be honest, they know they're degenerates. Unless you're talking about fakeboi aidens i.e. straight girls.

No. 583317

>>583236
I am not homophobic but I agree lmao

No. 583319

I'm caught up on Haikyuu and I can't believe the last chapter comes out next week

I'm SO EMOTIONAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

No. 583337

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I wanna order maccy d's on ubereats but the delivery fee is £4

No. 583345

File: 1594590150081.gif (2.65 MB, 480x320, 1594574768220.gif)

Posting this for future generations to see

No. 583349

I always found it cringeworthy as fuck how fandoms always turn certain female characters into the community's punching bag.

Their usual reasons are that they're "annoying" or "useless" but they don't show the same level of hatred for the badly written male characters, even when they do downright sociopathic shit.

I have seen some psychotic and downright obsessive levels of hatred for female characters who honestly don't even deserve it. People's extreme reaction to female characters in general (either high praise or high hatred) makes me feel like a lot of these people are just sexually frustrated and misogynistic projectors tbh.

No. 583350

>>583345

po po po po popozao popozao

No. 583353

Completely hypothetical scenario:
Your parents are still together, but separate. On your father's side of the family, you are actually related to Donald Trump (or whoever the president is in your country). You and your mother are financially struggling, and your father is urging you both to get in touch with that side of the family for your own good. Your father is staunchly against it, despises Trump for his policies (and a few dirty secrets about him/his family that the public aren't aware of, though you have no way of verifying her claims).

You go to your father about the things your mother has told you. He doesn't confirm or deny anything, just laughs them off and says she holds grudges too much. He says he’ll talk to her, but never gets around to it. What do you do?

Note: If the things your mother says turn out to be true, you would be putting yourself at a certain level of risk if you reached out to that side of your family. You also have no marketable skills that can keep you afloat for long.

No. 583357

>>583345
kek, this reminded me of the p diddy calls bjork gif

No. 583359

>>583353
this is too specific and too vague at the same time

No. 583367

>>583345
I didn't remember that I remembered that. What a trip.
I don't think future generations will even know who Ashton is

No. 583370

>>583353
>no marketable skills
Literally just work at a supermarket
>birth family drama
Isn't it time to start making your own family?

No. 583371

Does anyone else not want to click on a hair / makeup video on YouTube if it's by a guy? Idk why, even if it's what I'm looking for I'll always watch a woman's video instead.

No. 583378

>>583371

Yes. It feels like another typically women coded area that men came into and got more credit for. I’m not really familiar with beauty YouTube and even before I started coming here the ones I’d heard of the most were always guys.
I don’t have an issue with guys wearing make up but I wish it’s stop being treated like it’s awe inspiring, especially when women still get shit on for wearing make up (or not wearing make up).

No. 583382

>Drank way too much last night
>Woke up this morning to find I knocked over all my bathroom shelves
>Makeup and nail polish all over the floor
>Apparently also hit my head, feel really dizzy and shaky
>Whole body (notably my left tit) bruised to hell
>Don’t remember shit

I am truly the CEO of messy drunk bitches. Think it’s a sign that I should quit drinking altogether. Fuuuuuuuck

No. 583391

There's nothing that feels better than being frugal. I don't buy anything that isn't on sale. I get a rush when there's sales and I save a specific percent. A thrift store a few months back before the quarantine was having a sale and all winter jackets were $3. Biggest satisfaction ever.

No. 583399

As someone with small titties, I laugh a little on the inside when I see big titty anons talk about how much they hate having big boobs. Idk why. It's just funny to me.

No. 583402

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since lookdown I've been giving my father haircuts semi-regularly and lately I've been doing it every other week, last night he said he wanted a haircut.

I was going back and forth bringing my tools and stuff and setting the place and I wasn't paying attention to anything but doing the haircut, my mum walked in on my father and I was leaving to bring something to use as a cape, after that she's been upset and mad at me all night.

today she came to my room and looked super worried, asked me why do I keep stuff from her, I was super confused and asked what she meant, turned out she thought my father sexually harassed me (to put it mildly) and that I kept it from her because I was ashamed or something…I was speechless and I asked her how she came to this conclusion and she said because when she walked in on my father he was confused and according to her "looked like someone who's been walked on whilst having sex", she then proceeded to say that my father is a sexual predator and how she doesn't trust him with anyone even his own kids.

I was disturbed but also worried, afaik I don't remember being molested by him or anything and I wonder what made her say that. I dislike him already but I won't be able to look at him the same again.

No. 583403

>>583402
samefag, I'm 20 so I'm not a kid by any means which makes this even more confusing to me.

No. 583404

>>583402
You're mom as an asshole for saying that and not clarifying. Make her tell you why she thinks that way of him. Ask if he's ever done something. Also, is she all right up there? Could this just be crazy onset paranoia?

No. 583440

I’m convinced I don’t have a brain. Instead, my head is just filled with packing peanuts.

No. 583451

>>583403
anon, my abusive mom accused my dad of molesting me after I moved in with him because of her abuse (they're divorced) some years ago for awhile, and i still don't understand how her train of thought could somehow default to incest because i chose to have a better relationship with my father. i'm sorry this happened to you.

No. 583472

I wonder how many people who like my sock knitting posts are foot fetishists

No. 583502

it's always funny hearing people critisize other families thinking their kids are better and then their own damn kids go do the same shit, maybe even worst. makes me want to be that bitch and bring up all the shit talking they did.

No. 583503

>>583472
Fellow sock knitter here, just passing by to say hello and that I love you

No. 583505

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I want to change my grip style because I use the dynamic quadrupod way of holding my pencil but it's given me the most annoying writing callous on my ring finger. But I never learned that there were better ways to hold a pencil and I've had this callous since I was a child, is it worth even bothering to fix my grip since I doubt it's ever going to naturally go away?

No. 583506

>>583505
I actually managed to change my grip from quadrupod to tripod last year. Obviously there's still a slight bump on my ring finger but now that I look at it, I don't think it's very noticeable anymore. Drawing kind of feels easier on the wrist now, too.
Changing your grip can feel weird in the beginning but you get used to holding a pen in a different way pretty fast when you just keep at it.

No. 583552

I really want to make YouTube videos, I've got scripts and ideas ready, I've got a camera and editing software, but I can't bring myself to do it because I'm afraid it'll look like shit to me in two months and I'll delete it out of shame. Also I can't decide if I want to record in English or my native language.

No. 583553

I’ve landed a role as an account
manager and I have no idea what the even entails. It’s my first real job and I am so grateful to have even gotten anything, especially during this recession and it being the worst time to graduate ever, lol. I’m just really excited to start making money and living my life on my own terms.

No. 583555

I've never been cheated on and I kind of feel like it's something inevitable coming to me, you know? Like that more people I date the higher the chance a guy will cheat?

Cheating males are very common, and I've heard plenty of stories. But each that i've dated have been honest to a fault. Emotionally unintelligent but despite dating some for years never got they feeing they have or might cheat. I'm anxious and usually assume the worst, too. So yeah, I feel that I'll meet someone who'll cheat on me and not be able to handle it, or I'm just attracted to the inhrently loyal type and need not worry. IDK.

No. 583567

>>583555
Saaaaame. Current boyfriend is extremely sappy and loyal, not to mention extremely shy, and we have talked about cheating multiple times, and I do not think he could ever do it. Esp not the kind of cheating based on hooking up or keeping a side chick. Even then he sees kissing as incredibly intimate, and doesn't understand "casual" drunk kissing.
But I once knew a guy who loved his gf, talked about marrying her and how he saw her as being the one…and ended up cheating on her on and off for months before feeling too guilty to keep the relationship going. This messed me up because not even a guy who wants to marry you and invites you to family events multiple times over the years will be loyal. What the fuck.

No. 583572

>>583567
>>583555
Men can cheat even if they're in love.

No. 583581

>>583555
Men are only loyal when they can’t get other hottie

No. 583585

File: 1594636534386.jpg (19.81 KB, 384x288, dennis-pagers1.jpg)

Somewhere along the way I used dummy as a term of endearment as a joke and now I can't stop. I blame Dennis Duffy and regret everything.

No. 583587

I hate when someone posts a picture of a painting and their hand is in the frame with deliberately placed paint streaks for the messy ~aesthetic~ it feels so artificial. This one person posed besides their painting and put white acrylic paint on their face, for the 'gram. I know this is so petty but I just hate the fakeness of it.

No. 583596

>>583585
Time to renounce your squatters rights

No. 583607

>>583555
I hate to be a downer but I've never found hard evidence I've been cheated on but I have saw behaviour from different boyfriends that indicated they were shopping around. One was very blatant with his hitting on other women in front of me. One bf I worked 9-5, 5 days a weeks and he was unemployed so fuck knows what he could, but we lived together and I saw emails and shit that I wish I hadn't. Other bfs never as serious as living together but we'd have a lot of separate nights out together so who knows? The older I've gotten and more aware of other friends boyfriends/fiancés/husbands cheating on them it seems like an inevitable fact. If you're dating a guy that's not a complete social retard there's a high chance he'll stray in some form of the other.

I remember when I was younger I would have thought "If he even looks, thinks about other girls that's too far!!", yet the older I've gotten and even with other coworkers and friends there seems to he much more leeway for physicality and social flirting. Drunken kisses on cheeks, pecks on lips that otherwise would never take place have to be tolerated and other such bullshit or you're the jealous type. I don't know if I'm just cynical tho

No. 583612

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I just found out that mercury is supposed to be the intersex/nonbinary whatever symbol so I'm kind of bummed because my dumbass thought it was just a cute female symbol with horns and forgot that mercury is a thing

No. 583659

>>583555
I swear, it's always my friends' UGLIEST boyfriends who end up cheating. Like the kind of boyfriend where you go, "Ah, well she probably loves him for his personality…" and then he ends up betraying her. Wtf.

Even worse, is that my friends often end up taking them back. I felt horrible, I found one of my friend's boyfriend on Bumble. This was like a week after she had sold her apartment of several years so she could move into his. This was also right before Christmas break at school, so I'm assuming they had already bought tickets to each other's families for Christmas or whatever. They're still together afaik. It's also shitty that my only proof was a dating app, so he could say "Oh I was just looking" or "It was a lapse in my judgment but I didn't sleep with anyone."

(I mean he was not that cute so he probably didn't sleep with anyone but the intent was there…)

No. 583691

I looked good in a mostly unfiltered selfie today and I feel really good about that. Still had to blur my skin a little and enlarge my eyes though, but everyone does that (I think?).

No. 583693

>>583691
it's really not that common to enlarge your eyes and smooth your skin on purpose but hey, baby steps!

No. 583695

>>583691
I never edit my photos, no filters, no clearing up skin, changing facial features, anything like that. The reason why is because I don't want to start mixing it up with my real self, to the point where I feel disappointed when I look in the mirror. Maybe I don't look perfect in every one of my photos, but at least I can see my real self and other people can see my real self, ya know?

Anyways, I figure my perspective is kind of useless at this point if you're already in the habit of editing all photos, but I hope you can get to the point where you're happy with an au natural photo of yourself.

Also, tbh, 90% of people look better irl than photos. Photos do almost no one justice, so don't feel bad if you don't always love your unedited photo self. You are probably much lovelier when you are laughing, talking, smiling, and being a real 3D person.

No. 583697

>edit IG pics
>eyes bigger
>Philtrum shorter and lips fuller
>Jowls to perfect jaw line
>Get hit on by a guy on IG
>He cute
>Meet up with guy
>'Anon, you are much more pretty in reality'

No. 583700

>>583695
phone cameras distort faces and make everyone feel like they're uglier than they really are.

No. 583704

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>take pictures of myself
>look great
>takes pictures with friends
>looks like a troll that just came out of its cave

I don’t know if they do it on purpose or if they’re just so shit at taking pictures, but I prefer not appearing at all than looking worse than pic related.

No. 583711

>>583700
Seriously. I was messing around with my phone and I looked like I had some kind of disease in the pics. Then I take pics with my Nikon and I look normal and healthy lmao.

No. 583712

>>583695
I always look worse on camera so I slap on a light filter because it makes it look how I feel I look in the mirror. It's kind of hard to determine who the real liar is, the mirror or the camera?

No. 583720

>>583712
As a photographer, I feel like everybody looks better in real life than they do on camera unless you're purposely misleading the audience with angles and/or trick photography.

If I take a face on, unposed shot of someone with my best camera, it looks almost exactly like them (or at least as close as you can get atm) but the real thing is still more attractive. Obviously I'm not talking about deliberate catfish photos, but just regular candids. If I take a face on, unposed shot of someone with a phone camera or a cheap point and shoot, they will without a doubt look noticeably less attractive in that shot than in real life.

Photos DO lie, especially with facial proportions. I can make someone's tiny button nose look massively oversized just by using the wrong lens. Photos flatten down the things they're capturing and skew them slightly, which is why models and photographers have their own tricks to mitigate this.

I'd say the mirror was more accurate, just flipped around.

No. 583721

>>583691
>>583693
Yeah I'm still trying really hard to see past years of BDD-shit, so this is a big deal for me. Anytime I even bring up any "perceived" inperfection or flaw to people I always get "but anon you're so cute/I wish you could see yourself the way others do" so I'm kinda trying despite feeling lowkey fugly. I'm kinda jealous of people just being able to take pictures of themselves in their natural states and feel happy with themselves, how do you even do that?

No. 583728

>>583721
I’m not exactly a professional photographer but lighting is what I feel can change anything, a good natural lighting will make you look really nice while very bright artificial lighting can make things more difficult.

Try taking pictures next to a window around different times of the day and see which time of the day suits you more, I’ve noticed that when I take natural pictures in the morning I look better than in the afternoon unless the sun is really bright that day.

No. 583731

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>>583712
The mirror is always more accurate, I always end up looking like a scared goblin in most photos. Lenses are universally known to distort proportions, pic related.

No. 583732

>>583728
That's pretty helpful, I've also seen a lot of people mention that I should take the selfies from further away due to the selfie camera distorting the features closest to it (like making noses look massive) but I don't know much about light apart that you should be facing it.

No. 583746

>>583553
pls update when you find out anon… I've been looking at account manager roles because I used to have a background in customer service and I think it's something similar (dealing with specific customer accounts, getting ppl to keep their business with you, getting new people to do business with) but I don't really know the specifics lol

But congrats money!! Get that bag

No. 583771

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Still laughing at this sperg in the fakeboi thread. Farmhands shouldn't have banned them, would've been some good quality milk to let those two anons go back and forth.

No. 583814

>>583771
Love reading about momokun meetups

No. 583815

I wish men had as low standards for their girlfriends as women have for boyfriends. Yeah men will fuck women they’re not attracted to, they won’t date them though. Cute girls would seriously look at a man like Joji and want to marry him/date him lol

No. 583821

>>583771
The person that fakeboi replied to actually ended up not being the person they were thinking of, lmao.

No. 583824

>>583731
otoh, in the mirror you automatically give your best angles and facial expressions. I have a friend who without fail sucks in her cheeks whenever she sees her reflection, I don't even think its conscious anymore.
the truth is somewhere in between.

No. 583828

>>583815
You do get a lot of men who'll date undesirable women just for the ego boot of having a relationship, but they're such disaster cases themselves it's not exactly a good thing for those women.

No. 583881

>>583771
>>583821
It's extremely funny to think that this asshole went straight into thinking that some random gross weeb girl has to be the evil TERF!!!! because attractive or well-adjusted people apparently can't be one. I'd love to see how she's freaking out over the paranoia of which one in her hugbox is the wicked witch leaking shit.

No. 583913

As soon as my boyfriend starts getting ready to leave the house my body automatically goes into "time to take a shit" mode. Sometimes he hovers by the door and checks his phone for traffic/weather and I am dying waiting for him to leave so I can poop in peace.

No. 583915

>>583815
Yeah but being cute or beautiful doesn't prevent you from getting cheated on by the ugliest men. Recently one of my male friend has been hitting on me and tbh I don't think I'm prettier than her, and she's also quite tall. Seriously thought he was looking for a good lay but he actually wants to dump her and from what I know she's been nothing but a great gf. Looks don't matter that much when they get tired of you.

No. 583922

>>583815
I feel ancient. I keep seeing people bringing up this Joji person, but the only Joji I know of is that BJD scammer guy (girl?) from ages ago. WHO are we talking about here?

No. 583924

>>583922
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
Joji aka filthy frank

No. 583926

i keep buying new shirts even though i don't and can't go anywhere.

No. 583929

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I'm trying to draw the 80's boy I have a crush on because I don't feel like drawing anything else but when I use references I get all flustered looking at his face.

No. 583985

I bought an Embossing Label Maker today and ive just been labeling shit. I love it, it was a quarantine impulse buy and its been the best one so far

No. 583993

maybe it's the media major in me but I've been having weird fantasies about infiltrating inner circles of corrupt famous people just to take them down and expose them lmao

No. 584031

Anyone wants my bf? I'm over him

>7,5/10 russian boy

>Good hygiene
>Giant dick and he knows how to use it
>Slim muscular body
>Great abs
>NEET
>Stoner
>Has a car
>Loves to talk about spiritual or philological stuff
>Loves animals especially cats
>Will treat you like a princess
>Gets jealous easily

No. 584035

>>584031
I'd take him if it wasn't for the jealous thing. I can't stand possessive people.

No. 584043

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Any other new england anons remember building 19? I remembered going there as a kid with my family, makes me sad that it's gone. The signs were great.

No. 584046

>>584031
girl he sounds perfect just keep him

No. 584050

>>584031
He sounds very cute except I could not get over the NEET stuff

No. 584058

>>583378
I remember the youtube beauty community before they all came in being a lot more calm and comfier. Just women in their bedrooms talking about products they liked. There was the occasional drama but not to the extent there is now. I remember it all going to shit after James Charles and the like started.

No. 584065

>>584046
I wish I could love him as much as he deserves it but I can't

No. 584068

File: 1594716004716.jpg (1.35 MB, 2272x3303, IMG_20200714_103926_321.JPG)

Mfw the cat bit my neck and shacked it

No. 584076

>>584068
2 things. 1, I always read mfw and "motherfuckas when" and I can't change it. 2, my cat has recently been putting his paw on my shoulder to signal that he wants to be pet except he forgets his claws are out and I always always get snagged. Shit hurts but the feeling of being needed makes up for it.

No. 584092

Quit my shitty job two weeks ago and went on social support. I wake up when I want, have freshly ground coffee every morning and I don't have to rush anywhere or plan anything.
I just bought a super fancy hairdryer that I always wanted with my socialbuxx and now I'm going to catch up on college work I couldn't do because I was constantly working. Later I might go on a drive and read some books whilst laying on grass somewhere far.
Life is good.

No. 584102

>>584068
Is that bunny plush made by a specific brand? I swear I've seen that sorta eye design before

No. 584103

>>584102
estherlovesyou

No. 584113

I adopted a cat last year and I was worried it was my first step to becoming an animal hoarding cat lady, but it ended up being a great decision. My cat is so lovely and friendly, and he loves b my dog. They cuddle and wrestle, and look out the window together. I'm so happy I got him

No. 584143

I wanna tell you guys something really, really gross. Okay so when I was 16, I used to talk to this early 30s dude online. It was a pretty bad 'relationship'. He used to tell me about his depression and suicidal tendencies and send videos of him jerking it that I found so repulsive I would literally puke. Anyways, one day he told me that in his older room, he used to jerk off in his chair and then nut on the floor, and get this, he didn't fucking clean the cum. Never, not once. So the whole floor of his room was covered in cum splatters. Then when he shifted to his brothers room (who got married and moved out) the fucking maid had to clean his nut encrusted floor. I am fucking gagging. I still can't believe it.

No. 584144

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Annika Victoria has no taste and is kinda trashy. For me the only difference between her and pixielocks is that she can actually sew, but she's still impossible to watch because her videos are filled with "HEEHEE SO QUIRCKY I SING WHILE SEWING", tired jokes, and the tired, puffy, miserable looking faces she pulls. The garments she make look horrible for the most part and I guess I hadn't realized before because her series where she copies weird/insanely expensive clothing was what drew me in at first.
Didn't where else to put this so this thread will do.

No. 584145

>>584113
Congrats, anon! It's always so nice when pets get along.

No. 584155

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>>584113
This is so wholesome. I'm really happy for you. Thank you for adopting

No. 584157

I wish a robot that looks 100% human was actually something that could happen. I know scrotes are always talking about replacing us with sex bots but I would be fine with that because I want a robot bf.
A bf who does whatever you want, you can make him look anyway you want, make his personality anything. I was just day dreaming about that today. It will never happen in my lifetime though.

I would make him look like a young vincent kartheiser, a perfect cook and a love for cleaning. And unlike a real man I won’t be obligated to fuck him.

No. 584158

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Every time I see an anon thirst after joji I remember a comment that said Venus was morphing into a genderbent filthy frank and now I can't disconnect the two

No. 584159

>>584143
you found a prime specimen of a disgusting male. so gross it sounds like a strawman.
but really, i'm so sorry you had to go through this.

No. 584161

>>584159
He was such a weird person. Told me the last time he talked to a woman irl besides his family was in 2009. He fucked the Quran once. As in, put his dick inbetween the pages and thrusted. Told me how much he wanted to fuck me. Gross. Blocked him when I turned 17.

No. 584162

>>584143
Fuck anon that’s so gross. I can’t believe he did that and revealed that info to you. And also the fact a grown ass man dumped all his mental issues onto you, someone half his age. Wtf is wrong with men

No. 584163

>>584158
I'm one of those thirsters. Even when he's playing frank and looking his worst I still want him, help.

No. 584165

>>584143
Why are men so obsessed with their own semen? If you're not making babies it's just another waste product of the body. Like talk to me about your snot next, fascinating.

No. 584197

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I managed to give myself my first vaginal orgasm by using a dildo and…it felt just like a regular clit orgasm except without direct clit stimulation. I know the clit has branches going into the vaginal walls so I don't know what I was excepting kek.
Now I wonder if G-spot orgasm is actually a thing.

No. 584218

>>584197
it's weird bc for me the two feel entirely different. for a clitoral orgasm it takes me way longer whereas a vaginal orgasm I can finish in like … 15 seconds. it's like premature ejaculation or something. I do think the g-spot is real, always been confused by people thinking it's not, maybe mine is just super prominent compared to most?

No. 584226

>>584218
You're so lucky anon. I've never had a vaginal orgasm. I guess it's different for every woman. I've poked around inside but never really found the g-spot.

No. 584233

>>584197
To me is really different, way more intense than clit one. It's like… a strong pump inside. My favourite thing ever, but harder to achieve

No. 584234

I find it so obnoxious when youtubers sell merch with their faces on it, like, how much of a narc do you have to be to want your fans to wear clothing with your ugly face attached to it? I can understand if it is like a mascot, but your actual face on a tee? No.

No. 584249

>>584197
Look up the a-spot, anon. Absolute life-changing. I can usually get to it by laying on my back and using the dildo from behind with its base on the bed

No. 584308

I realized today that I have hypocritically being bullying people who have bullied me in real life on social media. I started posting nasty comments on a couple of instagrams of people who have hurt me in the past after getting upset thinking about the past.

I need to stop.

No. 584311

>>584308
>I need to stop.
Yes, you should stop anon, I know it kinda feels good in the moment but then you regret it. And it is better for you to not let them live rent free in your head, you're still letting them influence you. I understand the need to sorta get back at them but it is not good for you.

No. 584319

>>584311
I try, anon. I unfortunately am one of those idiots who attracts bullies so it is a constant struggle. I wish I was more socially savvy and less sensitive, but I am not.

No. 584320

Whenever I'm at work I get mega horny for no reason and all I can think about is masturbating when I get home, but then I get home and just basically forget/don't feel horny enough to deal with it and then rinse and repeat everyday lol

No. 584323

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I wonder if guys on tinder send me such raunchy messages becuz they think I’m ugly/desperate or if every girl deal with this

No. 584324

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Made me chuckle. Are there any other animals out there with similar scientific names

No. 584325

>>584323
Delete tinder

No. 584327

>>584325
Why ya say that?

No. 584329

Overly cute and innocent things make me really depressed. I just found an Instagram of an artist who makes cute comics about a friendly alligator and other cute animals and I'm crying.
The whole thing is so cute and innocent and pure. Too bad the world is such a cruel and evil place.
I don't want the baby turtle to have nightmares about straws!!

No. 584330

>>584324
bufo bufo

No. 584347

>>584324
cygnus cygnus (whooper swan)

No. 584352

>>584329
I know that feeling, anon.

No. 584357

File: 1594760281989.png (Spoiler Image,1.11 MB, 1440x2156, Screenshot_20200714-145435~2.p…)

This man and the men who comment under his posts are so fascinating to me. Do they have wives and children? Who are they outside of simping for muscle man?

Right now, some dude comments under all his posts calling him big brother and I just find it so odd.

No. 584371

>>584357
Jesus His face looks photoshopped on
>Right now, some dude comments under all his posts calling him big brother and I just find it so odd.
I'm losin it, this is amazing.

No. 584387

>>584357
My brain is trying to process the people commenting and the picture. This is so odd and funny

No. 584388

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>>584357
Had to take a look at the comments this one account always comments about the brother stuff and even he has some weird ass shit posted, reminds me of the bizarre kid pageant photoshop ig accounts some anon found.

No. 584412

>>584320
this except even when I'm not at work. I feel all invigorated like I want to masturbate when I'm horny and I barely ever do. wtf is wrong with me

No. 584423

>>584357
This guy looks like a freak. I like a little muscle, but this is too much.

No. 584424

>>584327
It's full to the brim of men looking for hookups and women to degrade sexually.
If you're looking for casual dating or an actual relationship, Tinder isn't the place to go.

No. 584449

>>584357
I'm screaming, anon. What the fuck is this? It's like he tried to combine twink aesthetics with muscle-man aesthetics. It's so bad I fucked up while trying to make this post twice. How'd you even find this shit?

>>584388
Not this guy scaling down a man's body and attaching an actual kid's head to it, jesus.

No. 584487

>>584197
for me i've never been able to g spot/vaginal orgasm without also using clit stimulation. i know i'm having a gspot orgasm because my vagina contracts and the dildo get's sucked in more lmao. i fucking love g spots orgasms but i feel like my clit and vaginal orgasms are so short most of the time, like 10 seconds tops =/ probably my damn ssris

No. 584516

I've always wondered or wished for a channel to be devoted to making drama or commentary vids about fictional characters, I think this format or of a TMZ-like show would be an interesting way to give readers information about a fantasy or sciene fiction world.

No. 584532

>>584197
Yeah idk. Since is this the dumb shit thread, I’ve never been able to find my g-spot vaginally but there’s a spot in my butt that feels like a gspot. Still can only cum with clit stim tho

No. 584550

>>584324
lynx lynx

No. 584552

I know everyone says this but I'm glad I'm not a kid today. Anytime someone mentions tiktok it goes right over my head. Before it was for kids and adults on it were cringy pedos, now its used by influencers and adults trying to push their political agendas. Yesterday I ended up on a random video by some barley legal teen doing a live stream talking about her haters fueling her to "be even badder for her "baddie tiktoks" because they were harassing her and her step father I guess. These kids put their whole lives online because they think they can be the next millionaire influencer. My cousin whose 16 says he wants to he a youtuber despite having nothing interesting about his life to show, my other cousin about the same age thinks he can be make it as a soundcloud rapper. Their parents tell them it won't happen but I know the kids fantasy about it so much they don't realize they'll end up at a shitty medicore job like the rest of us.

No. 584557

>>584487
>10 seconds tops

Is this not normal?? I’m pretty familiar with myself and i can’t imagine an orgasm longer than like, maybe eight seconds.

No. 584576

I always take pics when my dog does something cute but have nowhere to post them because I know no one cares and no one to send them to because I know my friends don't care. Even my mom is starting to get annoyed by me sending pics lmao. But she's cuddling with her stuffed cow toy right now and it's so cute I just wish someone cared!!!!!!!!!!

No. 584579

>>584576
anon please post

No. 584580

I'm moving in with my bf of 4 years soon. It'll be my first time not living with mom and dad. I'm so excited, but I'm so scared. If anyone has any tips (for moving out or relationship tips) I'd love to hear them. The man is a saint so I would love to make him a happy as he always makes me. What is a good cleaning schedule I can print out? How do I make sure we don't stop having great sex? Are the smoke alarms that come with the place going to be enough?

No. 584582

>>584579
Yes, please do. Dogs are great.

No. 584584

>>584576
I care anon, please post

No. 584590

>>584324
bison bison

No. 584592

>>584576
Anon, let me see! Let me see!

No. 584606

>>584557
Mine are like 2-3 seconds wtf

No. 584613

Anons, please tell me how your day is going, I wanna know

No. 584614

it's 4 am here and i have not slept yet so it's certainly "going" but at what cost…………

No. 584615

>>584613
Dreading my life because I only got 4 hours of sleep. Still not regretting anything, good sex and awesome conversations.

No. 584620

Fuck every time I insist I don't believe in the occult something happens to show me I am wrong. There's a lot of small bullshit but the last thing was a friend doing a card reading for me (oracle, not tarot) and a certain sign kept coming up. My friend interpreted it as in "this is telling you to have more faith, since this sign is related to faith" and I just laughed in his face.
2 weeks later I reconnect with an old hookup I rememebered almost nothing about, we still have great chemistry and are interested in each other, turns out he's the same sign that kept showing up in the reading.
Maybe it's just autosuggestion but I find it weird. Am I going nuts anons? Is there really some truth in that crap?

No. 584623

>>584620
The universe is endless and therefore everything else is too, I believe there’s tons of things we don’t know about but it doesn’t make them non existent. I was a hardcore atheist but after having near death experiences and hallucinating weird shit, It made me reconsider my position. It does exist anon.

No. 584625

>>584613
I bit the bullet and got a new bra!!

I used to hate bra shopping so would keep it to a minimum (I have big fat tits and they're super sensitive and it just makes me uncomfortable to be topless in a public place), I vented in the vent thread then did a bit more research and realised all the health side effects of a poorly fitted bra (nerve damage, headaches) so decided that for the first time, no matter the cost, I'd get a good bra.

Well even though my first attempted size was pretty close, it took me HOURS to find the right one but it's already changed me.

So I figured I was a DD, and here's a few things I learned;
So you want your band to be tighter than you think. Crazy because I always thought if the band at the back rode up it meant it was too tight but it's actually too loose, like you shouldn't be able to pull it away from your body. Also when I wore the tighter band the huge difference is that the wires didn't dig in in any way BECAUSE I was actually an F cup, so the cup size was bigger. Ultimately I was 2 band sizes smaller and 2 cup sizes bigger than I thought I was.

And it's fucking, it's SO GOOD. I can twist whichever way I want and my tits don't bulge out, they dont go over the sides and THE STRAPS DON'T DIG INTO MY SHOULDERS, I have permanent grooves because my whole life they've dug in. and it's SO LIGHT NOW there and I need to get used to the tighter band I think (though it doesn't leave anything red) because I was used to a looser band but my god.

I guess I always went small as I could because I hated having fat cow tits and it feels like the bras marketed for big tits let them bounce around and I hated it. Anyway got the Triumph minimiser bra and my tits don't get in the way, they don't stick out the sides or bounce or anything and it's made my month AT LEAST.

No. 584631

>>584615
That sounds like a real good time anon, I hope you can get more sleep tonight!

>>584625
So happy for you! I have always been so so nervous about bra shopping so my mom bought bras for me before and I'm still wearing them even though they definitely are too small for me now. I cannot imagine how good you must be feeling. I can relate about wanting to fit in as small a size as possible, I just don't want to accept that I have absolute udders for tits. But congrats on findinf a great bra anon! Get more goodfitting bras soon
I'll keep your tips in mind because I'm planning on going bra shopping real soon

No. 584633

>>584613
Got gifts from my partner for landing a graduate job and getting a first in my degree. Feeling like my life is finally on track and about to experience true freedom.

No. 584680

Scroteposting in /g/ just reminded me why much I hate men. Why must they be this way?

No. 584683

>>584680
Made me laugh tbh
Poor dude was short circuiting.

No. 584689

>>584683
Lmao yeah it was a little funny. ‘ROASTIE BAD. ROASTIE BAD. ROASTIE BAD.’

No. 584695

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>>579914
I hate being a dumbass creepy obsessive cumbrain. Just as I get over someone I'll never see irl, I latch onto another person I form a parasocial relationship with and get sad I don't actually get to know them better. I wish I actually had a life so I can at the very least lust over someone I actually have a chance with. I feel like I never got past the teenage "admiring actors/singers/celebs from afar" stage. Is this even normal behavior?

No. 584723

I made myself icecream by freezing bananas and then putting them into a mixer with some cacao powder. It is delicious, creamy and healthy - amazing

No. 584724

>>584695
Calm down, you’re just lonely

No. 584729

>>584723
Huh, interesting. I'll try this. Thanks for the idea, anon.

No. 584746

>>584723
please don't lie to everyone. this shit don't taste like ice cream just frozen banana. you're not doing any favors by pretending.

No. 584762

>>584746
I would put in some frozen yogurt or some milk/smoothie powder and maybe it would turn out like healthier frozen yogurt or ice cream at least.

No. 584773

>>584746
nayrt but I eat this shit all the time. Tastes like ice cream to me, even without adding anything to it. It doesn't hurt to try it out anyways.

No. 584789

>>584576
i agree with everyone else, please post!

No. 584791

Jfc, i love this song so much.

No. 584794

I just experienced a weird dichotomy of perceiving, like I felt how the things my (new) bf does could annoy me. Something shifted in my perception.
For example when I'm at his, we have sex morning and evening and sometimes when I'm half-dead from sleep he initiates foreplay. And few times it annoyed me, but when he sees I want to sleep he stops. In general I enjoy beginning/ending the day with intimacy, makes me feel good mentally.
But right now I felt that he's a massive cumbrain for just opening his eyes and beginning to grope me without making sure I want that too, which I have not even thought before and it wasn't a problem at all
And how lazy and clever he is, he always finds an easy way out of problems with both luck and cunning which I find quite impressive, but I just thought it's pathetic and he's a loser for being so lazy and unambitious and I felt DISGUST for him always cutting corners.
And then it went away
I can feel those thoughts lingering but they're not… reality. I could almost physically feel my thought process shifting that direction and then going back. Wtf was that. It's like, I channelled myself from the future where I fall out of love with him and those little things I like now, I grew to hate. That actually sounds like a nice story to write lol.

No. 584799

>>584794
It's your future self trying to warn you anon. Or just weird unpleasant thoughts we all get about our loved ones sometimes. I feel like the former is more true…

No. 584811

Jews really is trending on Twitter lmao, twitter is a true cesspool. Stay safe out there Jewish anons, bless.

No. 584820

I only like pink when it's paired with black.

No. 584831

My area's driving schools are all online in ZOOM now. There are 4 schools in total but now all of them are held within zoom class. We are at least 250 per class, and I can't stand these 15-16 year olds. I'm surprised on how many minors are there.

No. 584866

Sometimes I get terrified if I see a white van drive near me because my first thoughts are "Oh fuck it's a pedophile who's going to offer candy and then kidnaps me"

Then I remember I'm a grown woman in my 20s

No. 584875

Crazy how popular SHEIN is now when literally 3 years ago it was a scam website that stole images off google and made really cheap versions of everything made out of non-clothing material.

No. 584892

>>584811
Twitter is on fucking DEFCON 2 right now

No. 584893

>>580580
just put a condom on it and clean it, silly. unless you get bad cramps ofc

No. 584894

>>580696
May i recommend liver patè with garlic pepper and cucumber (on bread)? Absolutely bonkers.

No. 584897

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>>584892
someone hacked multiple big accounts kek

No. 584901

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I want a cat so bad, but my bf is severely allergic, I love him and don't want him to die so no fluffy kitty friend for me..

No. 584903

Omg I love my bf so much! I'm really drunk right now so I can let my feelings out a lil bit, I'm ususally very stiff rusiian bitch and never tell anyone that I love them, but right now I'm soft.. My bf is genuinely a good person I wish y'all a partner like that tbh

No. 584905

the micky martyrdom thread over in /w/ always has a suspicious amount of pseudo-whiteknighting. there are other pretty non-milky cow threads but they never get those posts… there were some spam posts with porn links the other day only in that thread too

No. 584916

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Spoilered for sad shit

I found this lady on youtube who's basically one of her mommy vloggers and I've been binge watching her wishing I had a mom like her when I was younger.

She's not even one of the rich mommy-vloggers. She is one foodstamps and lives in public housing. I used foodstamps so I think that's why I gravitate towards her. She just seems like she really cares and tries to make the best for her kids. My mother is mentally ill and didn't work for over a decade after I was born. She didn't really try to hard to make life better for us, just blamed everyone else for the problems she has.


Anyway, this sounds retarded but, I imagine all farmers look like Unnatural Vegan for some reason. Pic related

No. 584921

>>584916
send the link to the mommy vlogger you like anon

No. 584924

>>584905
>>584905
I wonder so too.

No. 584930

I'm 28 and I still like following brain dead tiktok and YouTube drama. I have no shame.

No. 584934

>>584921
Here's one of her videos. I know it seems like she's doing the bare minimum as a mother, but like I said my mom wasn't great so

No. 584936

>>584934
she’s so cute and positive, would take this sort of mommy blogging over women discussing why their children aren’t allowed to eat gluten and showing their boring all white farmhouse style McMansions any day

No. 584937

>>584934
Thanks for sharing anon, I'm a few mins in and I really like her personality. A lot of my coworkers are in public housing and they're smart, hardworking and kind individuals; just been dealt a more difficult hand in life. I really like this kind of perspective.

No. 584948

I started thinking about swings and what makes them a swing instead of a hanging chair, then I got to thinking wtf is a chair even. My mom said that chair has to have legs and a surface to be seated on but doesn't that make a table just a huge ass chair. Gonna fucking refer everything as a chair from now on, bitch I will sit on you.

No. 584982

>>584948
can i sit on you anon

No. 584986

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I tried this egg replacer a couple months ago and I literally cannot get the taste out of my mind. It's so fucking strong and it ruins everything. I wasted perfectly good black beans trying to make burgers with this once and it still pisses me off. It's literally just ground chia/flax seeds, so why is it so nasty???

No. 584991

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No. 585001

tfw i wanna be boyish and lanky but am built the opposite way

No. 585005

File: 1594866703260.jpg (59.59 KB, 473x455, Eav2lNgXYAEBSfO.jpg)

"close the lights"
"good job the ___ is here"
"___ on accident"

No. 585006


No. 585008

Why are the twitter gays angry at me for saying bisexual literally means 2 genders you are attracted to versus pan that means all, i mean it's just language. I don't give a fuckaroonie but it's just weird.

No. 585011

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>>585008
Speaking of which, I don't understand the concept of "gender-affirming" surgery, which is the most modern term for getting new genitals.

So we've established that sex and gender are separate, right? That you can be a woman with a penis? Or that you can be a man but wear feminine things like skirts and makeups? So how is changing sexual organs "gender-affirming"? If you're a woman but womanhood has nothing to do with vaginas, why do you need to surgically gain a vagina to be more woman?

And if a vagina does not maketh a woman, what IS a woman? Skirts? Flowers? Wait, those are just antiquated gender norms.

What IS gender?

No. 585013

>>585008
So like bisexuals are coming at you for pointing out that the bi label affirms a gender binary?

No. 585014

>>585013
Exactly and I just pointed out that it's the actual word, but instead apparently pan is the transphobic one these days. Somehow.

No. 585015

>>585014
sounds like they have internet poisoning, don't mind em tbh. but also trying to lecture people about their labels is kind of a dumb thing to do.

No. 585019

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>>585011
They will never, ever be able to satisfactorily answer your questions and will just shout you down with transphobia accusations if you ask

No. 585021

>>585015
To be honest I wasn't doing it agressively but it didn't lead anywhere so agreed to disagree, it really doesn't make difference irl except the other one has a ghastly flag while the other is kinda pretty kek

No. 585056

Can anyone else relate to having been really mature as a kid compared to everyone else and now suddenly feeling really immature compared to everyone else. Like people are deadass getting married and being grown ups and I feel like I'm supposed to be 15.

No. 585060

>>585011
Gender is a classification of words
>>585019
>women are half beings that can't even be defined as "not men"
Don't you just love the pessimism of our sex?

No. 585065

>>585056
I can relate. I blame being burdened with too much responsibility and stress as a child and then burning out. I feel behind and like I missed some experiences and milestones when they were so supposed to happen. Whatever I missed has really fucked me up and my peers are miles ahead. Sucks anons. I'm trying my best and things are slowly moving forward though.

No. 585068

>>585056
Yes. It is pretty shit, I feel perpetually 10.

No. 585069

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>>585008

Believe me, there´s no way to please those people even if you play along with their logic.

>Make a post for pride month

>"Support LGBT people"
>People get mad because didn´t include more letters or a +
>Coments are calling said post LGBTWhatever-phobic
>Mfw no joke, all the genders/sexualities that the coments were asking to be included are either just going on circles of already existing ones or personality traits
>Mfw not even among them there was a concrete idea of what they were talking about but kept calling others X-phobics

No. 585070

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>>585056
>>585065
>>585068
google "parentification"

No. 585075

>>580720
Anon i also recently got addicted to la croix, its the best

No. 585084

People who spend 1000 dollars on a bag or jewelry are so unbelievably off-putting to me. Even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't spend that much on a fucking bag. I love love love fashion but WHY. Like I can't believe 200,000 dollar birkin bags exist. People who buy one deserve to go broke.

No. 585096

i've been thinking about some childhood experiences I had that sort of haunt me me. one of them that kept popping up in my head this month was:

>a cinnamon roll of a girl i was best friends with somewhere between primary and middle school. just such a sweetie.

>i go over for a sleepover and we'll be sleeping the same way we always do:
>a guest mattress arranged to be adjacent with her own bed, so it's effectively one big bed
>i'm drowsy and want to sleep but she keeps bugging me
>we spend like half an hour bickering, i'm trying to tell her to fuck off to sleep
>eventually she grabs my arm, clings to it and starts sucking on it
>weirded out but also can't seem to pull my arm away
>you-are-gay.jpg
>we snuggle and she continues to suck on my arm
>wake up with a bruise

this friend and i eventually drifted apart because i changed schools. over a decade later, sometimes i go on her socials to see if she also turned out gay but so far no sign of that. i have so many similar experiences with female friends and it seems like they all went their straight ways, somehow!

No. 585111

Where's my alternative, anti-capitalist, climate activist, mullet-having, empathetic, well read, intelligent, rave loving, cute and witty girlfriend? Give her to me please. It's all I want

No. 585116

>>585070
(Fuck you) Thank you

No. 585119

>>585111
Ah, so that's what I'm missing for finding someone to love me, a mullet.
No thank you, I'd rather die alone.

No. 585122

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I dropped out of the Holly Brown thread last year because it just got too catty and she became a depressing sadcow but decided to dip in out of curiosity for the first time in ages and lmao what the fuck have I missed? Do we really have triggered wokelets like this posting here? I was actually laughing out loud reading these, it's like some retarded false flag samefagging to create a parody of twitterfags.

No. 585124

>>585111
Lost me at rave loving. Though there are a lot more girls like that in the punk scene (crust and folk is swarming with them). If you're in to rave culture for the MDMA don't worry punks love doing drugs too.

No. 585127

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Shit like the Metcalf sniper attack scares the fuck out of me.

It fucks with me because this shit is real - it isn’t your usual FEMA camp McDonald’s mind control conspiracy drivel. You can’t walk away and say, oh this is just some retarded fantasy kek. It actually happened.

A group of people planned and executed something that could potentially fuck us all up and it seems someone on the inside did it. Not some foreign agent, but your own fucking people. And who they are, what their crazy ideology is, no one knows. Which makes it even more freaky.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/assault-on-california-power-station-raises-alarm-on-potential-for-terrorism-1391570879

No. 585130

>>585127
As an ESLfag I thought the "Transformers" this article kept mentioning were like the transforming robots from the cartoons/toy line and kept checking the date if it was an April Fools article.

No. 585141

Where’s my roman nose gf at

No. 585142

My boyfriend is literally the best man alive

He nice, not in a "nice guy" way, like he's genuinely such a good person
He very respectful, and is always trying to understand women's issues (which is important to me )and everyone else's, yet he doesn't take shit from anyone.
He's extremely hardworking but always makes time for me. Everyday he makes me breakfast, and he brought me flowers yesterday
He isn't pornsick. He's extremely vanilla, he basically told me unprompted that he was "me-sexual", which isn't something I look for in my partner but I know some anons here looking for this. He loves cooking, he's clean, he's super fit.
He has a good job, he loooves animals, he never gets angry
At this point idk what to add, he's literally perfect, idk how that's even possible, I'm still looking for the catch
I don't want to brag (okay, I do want to brag a bit), I just have no idea how to give back everything he does for me.
I also feel guilty because when he was pursuing me, before we started dating, I wasn't that interested in him, I accepted to date him mainly because I was bored and discovered later how much of an amazing person he is. It also means that even though I love him to death now, I never got "the butterflies " for him, that kinda sucks

No. 585149

>>585142
anon he sounds so dreamy. you really should spoil him.
also even though you said you didn't get "the butterfly" thing at first, it seems like you are getting it now. Like you're bragging about him on an imageboard and you obviously love him.
fuck, now i wish i had a bf like yours.

No. 585150

>>585142
he sounds great anon, I hope the best for you both together!

No. 585151

The new starbucks impossible breakfast sandwich is so fucking horribly bland wtf man. 400 calories and 5 bucks just to eat air

No. 585153

>>585122
Yeah, sadly a lot of anons come across like woke kpop twitter users. But I guess anything is fine to them as long as it isn't the old GC posters.

No. 585160

>>585065
Are you me? This all the while being the youngest and others seeing me like a baby loser.

No. 585187

>>585122
since a year or something there has been an obvious influx of woke twitterfags. I‘m all for open debate but they almost never sage, cowtip and love to derail threads, and when someone is telling them to gtfo they do the ‚everybody here has our opinion move on‘ switcheroo.
It seriously reminds me of the time when 4chan got invaded by the alt right, they used the same arguments and brigading tactics.

No. 585200

>>585084
they are just paying for the brand and it‘s actually an evidence of incapacity imo. for that price you could pay an artisan and get something actually worth the price.
Jewelry for example. Instead of buying a mass produced collier from a big brand you could commision a goldsmith into crafting you an unique masterpiece.
I mean why tf do you buy a shirt for 1000? is it made from the hair of Louis XIV?

No. 585202

>>585187
Are these the same cunts who I keep running into that are just triggered and rude as fuck? I am getting kind of tired of it tbh.

No. 585220

>>584916
Are you one of my siblings or is this situation more common than I thought? Damn I feel you.

No. 585221

>>585202
yeah, I get that we’re all bitches here but people are noticeably nastier to each other. I phrased something wrong (I guess??) in another thread and a couple people flipped on me. You shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells to avoid triggering people here, there’s enough of that everywhere else

No. 585227

>>585221
If you see it too then it makes me feel a little less irritated. It is a different sort of bitchiness I notice, like there’s definitely a mean spiritedness to some posts here lately that I can’t stand. Maybe it is all the new lockdowns that is making people angry? Idk anymore.

No. 585244

>>585227
ayrt, to be honest, every online space I inhabit is becoming more judgmental and hostile. I’m starting to quit entirely and focus on the few people I actually trust irl. No wonder people are depressed, spend enough time online and it feels like the whole world is rejecting you, personally.

No. 585278

Anyone here ever tried randonautica? Do you think its bullshit?

No. 585283

Today I am going to treat myself to ordering 2 shirts I've been wanting, sushi, and icecream from outside and starting tomorrow I am going to make a legitimate effort to stop spending money. I've already set aside clothes I want to sell on depop and my closet only has my really nice clothes and staple clothing. I'm going to stop buying trendy clothes and stick to timeless pieces like a good pair of jeans, turtleneck body shirts, etc. I'm going to stop flicking my fucking bean 5 times a day and I'm going to stay up all day today despite never having gone to sleep last night so I can get my sleep schedule on track. I'm tired of being a SHITHEAD. It starts tomorrow bitches.

No. 585287

>>585283
Good luck anon, I'm rooting for you! In fact, in your support, I will try to improve my habits starting tomorrow too, so we're twinning.
No more being on the internet 11 hours a day, I'll try to do 8 max. Start reading a book I'm looking forward to. Clean my room

No. 585288

>>585221
>>585227
They're also absolute children when trying to debate something, going in repetitive circles and clearly not understanding or internalizing what the other anon is saying. It's infuriating to try and hold a discussion with someone who keeps (either intentionally or unintentionally) misunderstanding and finally going into childish ad hominem arguments or strawmanning. They can act like "adults having a serious conversation" for two posts tops and then the Twitter clapback mode sets in with "Why do you care so much lmao" and "Okay but you're still a (whateverphobic) tho" style bullshit.

No. 585290

I don't know if my classmates and professor are dumb or if I actually am decent at writing. I shit out a paper in 2 hours without any sleep at all but anyway im going to go die rn

No. 585300

>>585283
Not to be a jerk, but it generally works better if you reward yourself after accomplishing a goal, not before - otherwise it's basically procrastination. Either way, really hope you can get back on track! It's hard these days.

No. 585322

I wish I could tell some anons how much their post made me laugh and got me in a good mood. I just read a post on shay's thread that made me cackle a lot.

No. 585336

My mom bought me a really cute crop top, but my titties and shoulders just ruin it. Sucks because I have a waist that goes well with it, but somehow even such a small piece of clothing looks cumbersome when paired with the upper part of my body.

No. 585363

listening to guilty pleasure electroclash and meal prepping. feel kind of good which is weird but nice, maybe i’ll try get back into my hobbies over the summer. how you doing anons?

No. 585365

>>585288
It's because a lot of them are on the younger side. You can tell by how unwilling they are to consider any nuanced perspective.

No. 585373

>>585363
That sounds so nice. Meal/ingredient prepping is pretty relaxing, I like to use it as a mental break from work or studying and it also gets me at least up and on my feet after sitting at a computer all day. What hobbies do you want to get back into?

No. 585375

>>585122
Literally only twitterfag vendetta-chans still trying to milk Holly. God I want them all to face the wall.

No. 585376

I feel my identity is so closely tied to my husband my sexual attraction to other women is just an extension of him. Rationally, I understand we are two separate people.

No. 585377

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Any other anons here ride horses? I miss being around animals and horseback riding is something I've been doing since I was a little girl. I haven't kept up with it as an adult but I miss it terribly. It's so calming, horses are so sweet and earthy.

No. 585380

>>585377
Poor horses.

No. 585381

>>585380
What happened to them anon.

No. 585383

>>585377
I've been riding for the majority of my life, now on a year long break because I'm still recovering from last year's riding accident… but I love it, being around horses in general, the connection you have to find when you train, and how close you feel with nature when you're on horseback. I did some horse-trekking, like almost two weeks long trip in the caucasus mountains, this type of thing is one of my best horse related experiences.
What's holding you from going back to riding?

No. 585387

>>585377
horse-anon here, love riding and spending time with my horse. My mum rides too, so we usually ride around our local countryside together at weekends. I love being able to share that experience with her.

No. 585390

>>585387
This sounds so dreamy! Did your mom introduce you to riding or the other way around?

No. 585392

my cavewoman brain gets me horny only during ovulation and it makes me feel like some actual cow

No. 585401

I’m really interested in growing my own vegetables, specifically potatoes, onions and carrots, and some herbs and stuff aswell- but the amount of information out there is so intimidating and discourages me from starting. There’s so many things to consider and I feel like without a doubt I’ll do something wrong. It was a cute thought though.

No. 585405

>>585401
Why don't you watch some yt videos and try growing something easy to start out with like microgreens? My mom has started gardening with little experience recently and it seems to be going great for her.

No. 585408

I'm too lazy to go to the positivity thread so I hope whoever reads this gets through 2020 in one piece

No. 585414

>>585383
I honestly don't have an excuse! I tried last year to start up again but the trainer I was communicating with wanted to have my classes on the same days as my university lectures so I had to turn her down. Sucks because she had a good price, too. I could pay for them with cash but she wouldn't change her schedule.

>>585387
Lucky, I've wanted a horse since I was little. My family could afford it but they just never gave a shit so I gave up lmao. Maybe when I'm older.

No. 585416

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No. 585421

i just love lying on my new bed, listening to oddly muffled and sad 80s rock and thinking wonder who is gonna break my heart next so i could do this with passion

No. 585434

the worst experience i had when i worked at walmart a few years ago was when a fat ass (like 500 lbs easily) neil degrasse tyson lookalike in a mart cart blatantly took a picture of my ass with his phone.. with flash and shutter sound on. i didnt even know how to fucking react since nothing like that ever happened to me before so i sorta stared at him while he tried to scoot away in his slow cart. easily the most wtf moment while i was working there and i had a lot of wtf moments.

No. 585435

>>585142
the nigel thread exists. fuck off with this male propaganda i'm mostly joking

No. 585439

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>>585283
>>585287
Yes farmers, I believe in you!

No. 585488

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I think I may slowly be developing depression.
But I really don't want to tell anyone as it doesn't make me comfortable.

No. 585509

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I really want a cute little moon tat like this, except on my wrist. I don't think with covid there's any tattoo shops open tho

No. 585514

>>585509
It depends where you live. Also, you may be in for a long wait as I know a lot of shops aren't doing walk-in appointments where you just show up and get it done. Most are making people pre-book, and with long lines of previous clients. Worth the wait tho if you want it.

No. 585517

>>585514
samefag, was considering getting it done because I have an ugly self inflicted scar, and I've always felt a connection to? and been calmed by the moon and stars. I might see, I have to find out which tattoo shops are decent, ask my tatted friends and coworkers for recommendations for parlors maybe

multitude of my coworkers in retail have wrist tats despite us having a fairly conservative, older customer base, and it's posed no problems with their job, so I should be fine on that front

No. 585526

My job search went from absolute crickets to four interviews lined up, all at big companies too. I think I'm gonna treat myself with shaved ice tomorrow.

No. 585527

Anons, my mom likes to smack or grope my butt a lot but I'm really uncomfortable with it. I've told her I feel bad when she does that but she doesn't take my words serious. She says she's my mom and has no bad intentions. She knows I got molested as a kid for years and it is really why it makes me uncomfortable when she gropes my ass. She even jokes about it like 'Am I harassing you? Haha' I hate it.

No. 585528

>>585526
Hell yeah anon, im happy for u

No. 585529

>>585528
Thanks, anon! I hope whatever you're waiting on in life works out for you.

No. 585535

When I think of wet wool socks I can give myself the shivers over and over again

No. 585537

>>585535
How come? Worried about trench foot?

No. 585547

>>585527
What the hell, this is so messed up. Do you ever have a bigger discussion about it or does it come down to you saying "please stop"? Maybe if you get really upset/angry she would finally realize what is she doing?
Ideally you'd involve a third person (as in, therapist) in this, but it would be a lot of effort, to arrange a meeting, get your mom there and all.

No. 585549

>>585537
The thought of how it feels I guess. I've seen people explain something similar but about cotton balls

No. 585550

>>585547
I've only once have a bigger discussion about it and started crying trying to tell her I don't like it but she got upset and was like 'oh well im never gonna hug you or touch you ever' and I had to apologize to her because she got angry that I would 'doubt her intentions' but I didn't doubt them, I just don't like being touched like that. She also insults my big-ish breasts and touches them in anger sometimes. Me and my sis have tried to convince her to get therapy for a multitude of issues but she refuses. I barely interact with her now because of this.

No. 585552

>>585550
>I had to apologize to her because she got angry
Uh, just awful. I'm so sorry. I guess best you can do would be to move out, hope you can do it soon…

No. 585561

I had a nightmare that my uni held a talent show. My friends and I decided to sign up and perform Misery Business by Paramore with me singing.
When it was our time to get on the stage I couldn't remember the lyrics at all. I decided to read them from my phone while I sang but whenever I looked them up the lyrics were either wrong or an ad popped up on my screen and I couldn't see them. I just started to cry on stage while my friends started playing their instruments.

When I woke up I had an orgasm for some reason.

No. 585567

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>>585537
Oh my god, I didn't know that this is a thing.

No. 585571

File: 1594984669379.png (6.19 MB, 2653x2031, megatroon.png)

I spend a chunk of my day photoshopping people for fun and making pinterest boards for specific styles for certain situation and imaginary people. The idea of making someone attractive is just so fun to me, even though I don't have talent for retouching, being a personal stylist or a fucking plastic surgeon lmao. I'm too biased towards my own views of attractiveness and I wouldn't wanna cater it to others. It's so fun tho.

No. 585574

>>585571
I really love that turtleneck he's wearing.

No. 585575

>>585567
Fuck you anon fuck why did i unspoiler that fuck that is horrifying

No. 585579

Help me decide if I should go to my cousins wedding that involves taking a flight pls

Pros:
Would be my first wedding
Would like to attend it bbecause it's my cousin, though we're not THAT close
Get to see my granny (she's old AF and I love and worry about her)

Cons:
Coronavirus and going through an airport
Unemployed and want to be financially responsible
Phobia of flying
Gained 20lbs since quarantine started
Close relative that I'd talk to won't be at the wedding
Most viable flight is basically arriving, attending day of wedding then leaving right after, no chance to do other things

My gut says don't go but everybody I've asked for advice on this is advising I attend the wedding. I feel like I should and initially I was super excited to go but given my life circumstances idk.

No. 585585

>>585579
Dont go, send a gift?
Wedding are not that much fun trust me, and why spend a lot of money For some one that u are not that close with?

No. 585587

>>585579
Well not going to the wedding anon sounds better in my opinion, it honestly sounds like a hassle to go since you have a phobia of flying and you want to be financially stable. I'm sure there will be more weddings in the future and you and everyone else will be in a more comfortable position to all get together. It sucks not being able to see your family members in person, but if anything you can try to organize a video call with your grandma and other family members so you can talk to them? It won't be the same as being there in person but at the very least you can still interact with them in some sort of way. I've done video calls with my extended family before and while it's different talking with them virtually it wasn't necessarily harder to do or anything so we still had a nice experience.

No. 585597

>>579924
Wow nice, also absolutely cringe of course but you know you've got someone who wants to keep in touch and in your area of study. I'd be honest and say you're having trouble.
I didn't befriend anyone, students or teachers and now I have no career connections.

No. 585601

>>585579
I wouldn’t. The cons seem to outweigh by considerable margin.

No. 585603

>>585579
damn why the fuck are people getting married now, so selfish, I hope your granny doesn't go and risk her life

No. 585607

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>>585365
Going through all the twitter accounts who have cowtipped or linking threads to their likeminded friends just in the past two months you can see how many underage SJW teens, degenerate furries and trannies (including salty MTFs bitching about muh evil wahmen committing twansphobia on the site) we have browsing the fucking site. The only reason why I bother even censoring the handles is that one of the furries caught cowtipping was bragging in the artist salt thread how "it was worth it because I got two followers out of it" so there's no way I want to direct more traffic to these crazy ass attention whores.

No. 585611

>>585607

> brushing off Cry's pedophilia

Are they fucking blind? Everyone hates this sad case of a NEET

No. 585616

>>585579
I think its much safer and better to send some very nice gift instead with a good letter too, with jazz such as you are hoping the wedding is doing well and you wish you were here.

I think actually sane-in-their-mind people would understand why you didnt go, considering all the cons.

It would have been rude of u imo only if u lived super close, such as: 4 hour car drive. I had husbands sister and her (ex) bf make up a stupid excuse on not going go our wedding which also didn't match to both of their excuses at all. They were 3 hrs away from our city :^)

No. 585626

>>585607
Is that mf seriously clarifying they're not a virgin on their twitter bio?

No. 585655

I accidentally cut off my nail with a bread knife and now I have one baby short nail whilst all my other nails are long.

No. 585670

I used to go HAM on myself every single moment of my life but now that quarantine has everyone sitting at home being a useless bum I really am proud of my accomplishments so far. I managed to dig myself out of a life threatening ED and made it all the way to a respectable doctoral program with a supportive network of family and friends. I managed to make something of myself, even if I shit on myself daily nobody can take that away from me. Nobody.

Now throwing all that out the window I am pretty salty at my complete inability to put this desk together. My partner bought a new office desk from IKEA three days ago and my retarded ass cannot put this thing together. Hopefully I can get it assembled before he gets done with rotations today so he doesn't have to come home to a wrecked living room. Anons lend me your knowledge I'm an inept motherfucker.

No. 585681

>>585607
>owner of r/incest
oh god

No. 585685

>>585390
It was me actually! I started riding in my teens, and my mum had always wanted to try too. Since she was driving me to the stables all the time, she decided to join in my lessons. Needless to say we both fell in love with it and I think having it as 'our' bonding time has really brought us close.

No. 585714

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>>585607
>foreskin advocate
>owner of r/transpositive & r/incest

KEK

Not surprised. It would explain some of the awful posts that get made in the art thread.

No. 585716

A coworker encouraged me to apply for the JET programme, but I have my reservations about it. On top of all of all my reservations, the thing that makes me want to put off applying the most is that I have a very old dog and I can't bear the thought of being halfway across the world and the possibility of not being able to fly back home to say goodbye. I've studied abroad in Japan before and have dealt with some depressing personal shit that really isolated me (on top of already being so far away from friends and family) and I know even though I'm better now than then, losing my dog will absolutely destroy me. She's 16 now and has kidney failure, so she could only be with me til the end of this year, or maybe still be with me for a couple more years down the line! She's still got so much pep in her step that we really don't know.

Kinda feels dumb to put off applying for a potentially cool and life changing job experience just to be with my dog, but man. I missed her so fucking much in college (home uni was a 2 hour drive away from home, didn't have a car anyway) and am still upset I lost the greater chunk of 4 years with her because of it, I at least want to stay with her until the very end.

No. 585719

>>585607
>owner of r/transpositive and r/incest
I'll remember that person posts here whenever I see someone complaining about "transphobia" here.

No. 585727

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>>585571
I love to do that too

No. 585730

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My "personal cow" of sorts is gradually becoming an unironic kinnie. She's an adult woman in the year of our lord 2020, putting up a list of characters titled "literally me" on her carrd.co. Oh, and of course she decided being a they/them enby wasn't special enough so she's fully trooning out now (with a new boy name that rhymes with Aidan kek), but you could probably already infer that considering these people are all the same.

No. 585743

>>585579
I'm personally not concerned w/ corona so that wouldn't be a reason for me not to go but weddings are quite boring + expenses. That's enough reason to not go. I'd only go if you worry about it potentionally being one of your final chances to see your grandmother.

No. 585745

I treat my cats like adults because they are. When I smoke they can stay or go. I give them all kind of food they should know what is good for them, I obviously don't give them poisonous stuff. When they are hungry they have to tell me. I give them a clap on the ass when they did wrong (they like it tho)

No. 585748

>>585745
….. don't procreate.

No. 585750

>>585745
>I treat my cats like adults
>I give them a clap on the ass when they did wrong

oh ok

No. 585752

>>585745
Kek, the shit that gets posted on lolcow.farm

No. 585755

>>585745
slap some sparkles on this bitch and put it in the header

No. 585765

Was surrounded by ugly ass boys in high school. Thought i'd see more decent looking guys in college but nope. They all ugly af.
I see so many beautiful young women, like its literally so fucking easy to find at least a 7/10 female student but the guys are all just so…ugly
…hmm..must be a male thing.

What are they all confident for?lol.

No. 585766

>>585745
Please give your animals up to someone that will care for them correctly.

No. 585778

>>585750
thank you for the hearty kek

No. 585783

Scrotes are infiltrating like crazy. I just saw a post on the unconventionally attractive men thread and like another anon I'm pretty fucking sure a scrote posted himself. I feel lightheaded at the thought of unknowingly mingling with incels and mamma's boys BBBLERRUGGF

No. 585787

>>585783
The other day an anon here said they were accused of being a scrote, shut the fuck up or report it. Sick of your shit

No. 585792

>>585787
wtf……? Scrote? Who reacts like this to an anon seeing an obvious influx of scrote like posts. And Everyone's been accused of being a scrote at least once, get over it.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 585793

My YouTube recs have been slowly infiltrated by the gayest normie shit as corona goes on.

No. 585797

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https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-iphone-12-rumors-no-charger-adapter-price-2020-6

>charged over $1k

>no charger
>no EarPods


Guess I’m sticking with my iPhone X Max for awhile

No. 585802

>>585797
Soon, you'll have to buy the camera separately, and pay $3.99 for the ability to make calls.

No. 585804

>>585787
What’s wrong with you? There has been more scroteposting than usual lately, anon is right to be pissed off about it. This is basically the only female imageboard we have, its fucking annoying when scrotes won’t just fuck off to 4chan.

No. 585807

>>585797
Wtf? I just got the 11, once this poops I think I am switching to Samsung.

No. 585811

>>585797
I like ios but wtf apple really has been testing me so i think i might just go android next time

No. 585815

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>>585797
Everybody makes fun of me for using cheap android phones, little do they know they be the true clowns.

No. 585817

i'm glad everything has decided to go down as i have to get up early tomorrow for work and i would've otherwise probably stayed up all night. haha

No. 585818

I have a OnePlus and it's functionally identical to the newer Android models but much cheaper

No. 585824

>>585815
Same, my smartphone is an android I bought for 220€ online like 4 years ago, it works well so far so I don't need to replace it too soon, and the only "downside" is that the camera is useless in the dark and I can't download specific mobage like Pokemon Masters. But for that price compared to iphones I can just straight up keep that phone and get a brand new actual camera and still have some money left.

No. 585828

>>585797
I saw apple fanboys saying its good for the environment they don't pack charges since everyone apparently had dozens. Nothing about the raping of valuable resources so tech companies can shill out over priced shite while reformatting old models software to make the pieces of shit run slower to incetivise morons that they NEEEEED the newest model. Also saw an apple employee openly request only non binary POC to apply for a role she's over seeing. What a garbage fucking company

No. 585830

gonna get wasted and text a guy who I cut off three years ago! get excited for the wasted fallout post here when he doesn't reply ladies!

No. 585833

>>585797 I was never one for Apple but how much longer are Apple fans going to take this shit. They push it further with every new release it seems.

I have a cheap android phone now as opposed to the expensive flagship (android) models I used to buy and it works virtually the same, except that the design's a little less sleek and everything's a little less polished over all. But I no longer have to worry about dropping or damaging my expensive phone (I kept breaking mine) so it's a trade off well worth it.

Life's great with a cheap android phone.

No. 585834

>>585815
Word. I've always been an androidfag and I'll stick by it, I saw it coming a mile away that apple will be prizing itself out of the general consumer range at some point and lose the support altogether. Ain't nobody gonna pay $1000+ for a phone that you soon gotta get all the peripherals for an extra charge.

>>585828
>Also saw an apple employee openly request only non binary POC to apply for a role she's over seeing.
lmfao What in the fuck

No. 585837

>>585834
I'm not sure if many people pay for their iPhones upfront anymore tbh, you can pay $30 a month for it and then swap for the newest model when it comes out with most phone companies

No. 585839

>>585834
Weren't you aware gender identity and sexual orientation are important qualifiers for roles in tech? Can't remember the account name but she had nearly 100k followers. Is non binary and thirst posts but looks fucking ugly as yoy would expect with the qualifier "non-binary", but still identies as a "she" when a straight boy is interested teehee

No. 585841

>>585830
godspeed sister

No. 585843

So many awkward interactions at work that I wish I could disappear.

No. 585861

Could've sworn I saw an anon post somewhere on ot about how they went to into a specific area of study because of a video game (later said it was for law and the game was Ace Attorney) and I just saw someone I follow on twitter do a '5 facts about me' and they said they went to law school because of Ace Attorney and now I'm wondering if it's the same person or if there's just quite a few people out there seriously pursuing law because of AA lol.

No. 585862

I jokingly put "I'm just looking for a slave" on my dating profile and am being inundated with messages. A couple are pretty attractive. I'm not really a Dom tho, but this is amusing enough. I guess

No. 585863

>>585830
Bitch don't do it
Get some new dick

No. 585864

>>585862
imagine the messages I got when I jokingly put "looking to be murdered" on mine

No. 585865

>>585863
Mot trying to hook up with him again! i'm just trying to amend all my past relationship and friendships that I fucked up with my previously untreated manic depression. but that said i'm still soft and will get my feelings hurt if he doesn't reply lol

No. 585883

I look like the spitting image of my mom and idk what to do about it. Sometimes I look in the mirror I see her instead of myself. Feels weird man

No. 585884

>>585883
I sometimes wonder what this would feel like. I look nearly opposite of my mom.

No. 585903

>>585862
I never put shit like this on my Tinder profile cause I found a lot of acquaintances there. Cringe

No. 585908

>>585833
I used to be an Apple fag but I am getting bored with them. Ever since Jobs died they just keep pumping out the blandest shit knowing the zombies will go running up to the store to buy one.

Their products are so hit and miss nowadays. The 11 so far is wonderful but I really don’t see the point in buying anymore of their shit until they learn how to be creative and make something new. A lot of their newer phones like the 7+ were duds. The early gen iPhones were clunky but dependable.

The only caveat is I still prefer their computers over anything that uses Microsoft. Too many viruses, shitty interface.

No. 585991

>>585883
not sure what's worse, this, or knowing you are the uglier, dumber, socially stunted version of your mom (t.me). must feel weird tho anon, my condolences!

No. 586066

Finally pooped after 4 days, feels so good.

No. 586069

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A personal cow Ive been following for like 8 years has always been my favourite go-to person for online drama. She's 28 (this year) and has no education past age 16 sans some small art college visits, diagnosed with depression and PTSD and overall has that sort of a general artist NEET lifestyle with daddy issues added in. My main source of milk from her has been her blog where she details all sorts of drama in her life and it's always been plentiful, later she opened up a social media account where she documented even more details. I swear to god it's been glorious and the only reason I haven't started a thread on her is that I don't want any retard cowtipping or intervening and ruining it, she already had a fall out with a friend who leaked her private account content and became ultra wary of sharing details.

However last year she switched to full crazy gear and due to a whirlwind romance took in a girlfriend after like 2 months of knowing her, forming a retarded poly relationship with her boyfriend of 6 years she was engaged to and this new girl. Unsurprisingly shortly after she decided she wants to troon out and this was enough for the guy, he walked out right after she started talking about wanting her tits to be removed. Ever since that she hasn't been interesting anymore, just really depressing. Before she was a smug, catty bitch who always thought she was the victim but still had a funny edge that made her posts entertaining. Now she only retweets tranny spergouts, e-begs, fell in with the local antifa SJW group, is visibly depressed and mourning the loss of her fiancé. It's been like this for half a year now and I'm legitimately starting to feel sorry for her. I've never interacted with her during these years but I feel like I should send her an anonymous message to tell her that her happiness isn't found from the operation table. I won't do it because she'd probably just screech about "terfs do not interact!!!" or something but yeesh this hurts to watch. Has anyone else ever started to feel sorry for their personal cow?

No. 586077

My depression is very unpredictable. I either want to starve or eat everything. Sleep or stay up for 2 days straight, make an effort to go out and do stuff or sulk in my misery. This happens like every week too. My brain has horrible commitment issues.

No. 586078

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Seeing how the girls from gilmore girls look now is unsettling and I'm not sure why. I'm going to get shit on for saying this but I don't think they aged well (not horribly at all, but not well) that along with weird plastic surgery. I actually mainly think it's unsettling because I'm watching it now on netflix and Rory is just so baby looking and now she looks noticeably older. The juxtaposition is scary and kind of , sad? Regardless I think Alexis Bledel is one of the cutest people to ever walk the earth.

No. 586082

>>586078
I think actresses from the early 2000s who haven't had a wealth of plastic surgery and therefore show sings of aging look jarring in todays media where a pore is seen as a blemish and photoshopped out.

Unrelated but I was watching a movie with Ellen Page and some actual model playing the wives of these two buffoons. Guy I was with at the time slated Ellen Page for having expression lines. I politely pointed out her career invokes emotive acting while the model I'm sure he was using as comparison made a career out of being a stoic expressionless mannequin

No. 586085

It's crazy how many videos go trending that people have no idea are fake/staged. I'm so tired of my friends showing me a video and expecting me to be like WOAAH WOW THAT'S CRAZY only to have to be the one to tell them that it's not real. They always disagree but it is genuinely so obvious that it's fake. It makes me wonder why others are so gullible while I can smell things a mile away.

No. 586110

I just had a bout of nostalgia in which lots of 10+ year old milk came back to memory.
I used to hang out on this forum for teens which had a incestuous group of regulars and it was pretty fun to figure out who had slept with whom. As an example, one girl joined and kept sperging about her boyfriend, but at some forum meetup she hooked up and got together with some other user's best friend (other user seemed somewhat jealous about this), later on the girl cheated on her new boyfriend because she couldn't pass up the opportunity to get together with some guy in the up and coming metal band Powerwolf (lol)
I kept tabs on all the milkiest regulars and that was basically my entertainment and I don't know why I'm such a gossipy bitch but it seems not much has changed because I'm still here

No. 586112

>>586110
samefag but I fell back into my old ways and since then she actually married and had a kid with Powerwolf guy so good on her

No. 586113

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>>586069
I always feel sorry for my personal cows, they were my friends after all (I don't friend people I don't know IRL). Most of them implode in themselves a la "DELETING MY FB IN A WEEK" (pic related) but some do grow out of it. I follow the same cowtipping rule though; just don't.

My current cow and former roommate unfriended me at one point because her skeevy ex started messaging me right after they broke up. I blocked him immediately but I guess she found out. A year later she added me on again and all she posts are shitty Tasty-style videos (despite her 'career' as a cook). All I remember about us living together were bloody sinks, her loud-ass voice, and the ex she brought over to live with us for a month without any warning.

No. 586116

>>586113
As a slight derail I don't understand people who cowtip. Why would you want to make the milk run dry? Just observe from afar and move onto other things if they become boring. I'm always reminded of Voldie who became obsessed with Asherbee and turned into a cow herself due to this creepy feud she forced with her. Or all the weens who tortured Chris-chan and made him into the travesty he is now. It's just not worth it.

No. 586136

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it’s my birthday

No. 586140

>>586136
Happy birthday! What are your plans for today?

No. 586141

>>586116
I was there for asherbee, voldie's obsession was weird as fuck and the beginning of me losing interest. Cowtipping is the epitome of bitches who brag about being "drama-free" yet can't stay away from stirring it themselves.

>>586136
Happy birthday! Treat yo'self today.

No. 586160

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>>586136
Happy birthday anon! Hope you have a good day!

No. 586169

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I hate how I'm bombarded every few seconds with PSAs and adverts about staying indoors and shit when I'm trying to distract myself from corona

No. 586170

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>>586136
Happy birthday!

No. 586171

I just tried to explain what a loli is to my normie sister that was wild

No. 586177

I tried following Shayna but she’s so fucking disgusting. I can’t do it, anons. Idk how everyone else does…

No. 586178

>>586069
Oh my god I might know who you are talking about is she a non-english speaker

No. 586192

I really can't explain it but I can't stand this youtuber. Her videos show up and I click them without realizing it's her and I just can't watch her. I really don't know why she just pisses me off. Jenn IM kind of does too but not as much. They both give off "my personality revolves around being nice except it's all for the cameras" vibes.

No. 586194

>>586177
The threads are kind of dumb too because really all there is to talk about is the state of her vag. Once that became grounds for a ban the fun was over.

No. 586206

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Although I know owners who make their cats fat are awful and that obese cats are literally dying, but my stupid lizard brain can't help go 'Hahaha fat cat cute'

No. 586214

>>586206
As someone who loves cats, this is horrifying.

No. 586218

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>>586206
Even disregarding the health aspect, obese cats aren't cute at all. I just don't get it. Small cats are so much cuter.

No. 586220

Sometimes I wish I can post my photo online on somewhere like rateme just to see where I stand on the attractive scale. It's not even to seek validation but to see what the average rating is. Sometimes I think I'm an 8 and sometimes a 4.

No. 586224

>>586220
If you have to wonder if you're unattractive or not, you're not unattractive. Sincerely, a genuinely ugly person.

No. 586230

>>586206
Obese animals make me sad. I will never understand people who think obese cats or dogs are adorable… It's such horrid abuse.

No. 586232

>>585815
Same,. same. I had my LG for about 3+ years and just recently got a samsung. i love my androids. they're good phones, customizable and i feel like they last. iphone fags are sheep who tend to buy a new phone yearly.

No. 586239

Hold up, I've had my samsung for about 4 years and it's like new, do applefags not get by 4 years with the same phone kek

No. 586241

I posted a very private vent earlier today but now I can't tell if maybe it just somehow didn't post or if I've gone totally b insane

>>586224
Couldn't you say this vice versa? Imo it just makes you average

No. 586243

Chopped off all my quarantine hair, feels good anons. It's just above my shoulders now and I was able to fix my side bangs I fucked up the other week.

Also I think I am one of those people who genuinely look better with short hair. Which kind of sucks because I have really nice hair and it's the only thing I can brag about lol

No. 586254

>>586239
im an apple user and i refuse to buy a new phone without 4 years passing theres no reason to get a new phone unless urs in broken imo

No. 586255

I didn’t know meowth’s OG voice actor in Pokémon was a tranny until a few years ago

No. 586258

>>586254
Ok gotcha. Unless it's totally in pieces and fixing it would cost too much, why get a new one just because a new model came out

No. 586265

flicked my bean to some indie movie looking gay porn, 2020 ruined me

No. 586266

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My OC has inadvertently become my husbando over the course of two years and just last night I imagined doing wax play on him even though he has a fear of fire. I'm not really into subby guys or seeing my character emasculated but bullying him with candles made something carnal lit up in my heart and I fucking love it.

No. 586269

I just want a collection of 100000 vintage band tees that I can wear every single day why are they all so expensive

No. 586288

>>586266
I love you and I love this post because I see myself in it.
Godbless other shameless female creators who are OC husbando/waifufags.

No. 586301

>>585716
I would say still apply just to see what happens. The application timeline is very long, especially with the Olympics and now corona changing the usual departure time, so a lot can happen. I totally empathize with your situation though. When I was abroad my friend's cat passed away (she loved the cat so much and Skyped with it while we were in Japan), and obviously it was really hard for her. I also respect your decision to prefer spending time with your dog rather than trying to bring it over cuz that's a stressful process (if you're from the US at least). I think it's selfish of jet participants to do that to their pets tbh. I'm currently a shortlisted JET but our departure has been delayed of course. My dumbass is just waiting to see what happens at this point, but they basically said if travel restrictions don't ease by the end of September this year is off the table.

No. 586314

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>>586266
I thought I was the only one who had crushes on my OC'S,guess I'm not alone

No. 586319

>>586266
same anon, same. i love creating OCs, the cringy ones that are never published unless they're pretty, i always end up husbandoing them whenever i'm not in delusion land thinking about other husbandoes.

being a husbandofag is tough and sad

No. 586320

>>586206
me too, my stupid ass brain always thinks that fat cats are cute. maybe we watched too much garfield.

No. 586393

I hate the whole 'egg cracking' shit troons do. Mostly because those words disgust me when used in that context and I hate the smell of raw egg.

No. 586409

Being the first to wake up at a sleepover at an unfamiliar place sucks.
Fuck I just want to make myself some coffee but I don't want to rummage through the kitchen.

No. 586418

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Do lesbian otomes exist? I’m just a loser too dumb for finding a gf and I want to self-insert into some story. I don’t like things made for scrotes, but I don’t like to constantly change he for she in my brain when I read stuff directed at straight women either. Maybe I should just get into yaoi?

No. 586426

I'm going to start slowly limiting my use of this site with the goal of eventually never coming on here again.

No. 586427

"research shows that women's brains are on the more nurturing/homemaking side while men's brains work more critically" no it doesn't you just heard that enough times to just believe it without fact checking. It'll never cease to amaze me when men are shocked that girls too can drive well and work in stem. When you give people an opportunity and an education regarding a certain skill or topic they tend to do well with it, regardless of gender. Girls just haven't been given that until recently.

No. 586436

>>586409
This reminds me how I would often wake up in the middle of the night whenever I slept over at someone’s house as a kid, and I would fucking hate it. It was before smartphones too, so I would have to fester in my boredom and my inability to sleep.

No. 586444

I accidentally stepped on my cats tail and he hissed at me. I have never seen him hiss in the 4 years I have had him. I want to cry lol I feel so bad.

No. 586446

>>586427
b-but muh confirmation bias

No. 586480

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I wish I had small breasts so I could wear cute tops like this without it looking so gross and slutty ugh

No. 586481

I moved from a large city to a small country town two years ago. I'm quiet, awkward as fuck and I work from home so I haven't mixed a whole lot with locals but I'm starting to get weirded out by how every stranger that does stop and make conversation with me is male.

Today a guy working in a local shop asked me about where I'm originally from and we chatted for a good while but it just hit me that it's always guys that happens with. I'm gay and I've got no idea whether I'm being flirted with or not. I can't think why else men approach me and not women.

No. 586482

>>586480
Same anon, im looking into getting a breast reduction and lift for my sad saggy watermelons, tfw your tits almost reach your bellybutton.

No. 586485

>>586480
I would honestly love to be entirely flat, the bra free life would suit me both in terms of my clothing choices and managing my back pain. If I could somehow donate my boobs to someone who wants them I would.

No. 586488

>>586482
I feel you anon, my boobs actually reach my bellybutton when I slouch and I'm fucking 18 so I shudder to think about what they will look like as I grow older. I hope if you get surgery it all goes well for you.

No. 586492

>>586480
I have boobs that small and trust me, it only looks good if you're also at least as skinny as the girl in picture. If you're even the slightest bit pudgy, you'll look like a fat boy with manboobs.

No. 586536

Why are men I am attracted to interested in me at all? I talk with normie looking dudes, sincerely hoping they'll woo me during the conversation, but they never do and often they end up really into me so I guess I CAN flirt (or maybe I sound like I'm very easy so they stick around hoping I'll get drunk enough they can bring me to their place). But Chads are never interested in me except if I behave in a super slutty way.

I am tired of ONS with dudes I really want to see again or boring sex with guys I am not really into, so I am being much more strict about who I sleep with and I haven't had sex since October…

No. 586539

>>586492
I can second this.

No. 586540

>>586485
>the bra free life would suit me both in terms of my clothing choices
I wonder what's your fashion style because I can't wear anything at all just because of how flat I am. The vast majority of tops and dresses that are kinda fashionable don't suit me because if I don't wear a bra (I can't, they don't even exist my size) and if I move and walk like a normal person then I'd flash my mosquito bites to everyone. And bralettes don't hide anything either. The best for both of us would be to be as average as possible.

No. 586542

>>586492
More precisely small breasts only look good if your belly is a lot flatter than they are. I gain weight in my belly first and I have to stay at a very low body fat percentage to look good.

No. 586544

>>586540
Lmao anon I feel you. Can't you at least use some training tips? I use them all the time since it's the only thing that fits my boobs

No. 586548

Guy who fucked me over in college messaged me after not talking in 6 years wishing me well. I’m recently engaged, about to buy a house, good job… feels good gals. Things have come full circle

No. 586550

>>586540
I don't so much have a set style but I'm a slim boyish looking lesbian but with these big boobs, I wear a lot of male clothing, flat would definitely suit me better.

No. 586553

>>586540
Anon, I'll give u some of my boob so we can both be average.

No. 586555

>>586540
>>586544

nta but you guys should look into learning a little bit of sewing to make the boob part more fitted, it does wonders and makes flat chested girls look chic as fuck, usually its just pulling the shoulder/chestbone seams a little bit higher.

No. 586562

Every time I see the "Baylee Jae" thread on /snow/ it messes with my mind for a sec and I think it's Bailey Jay/linetrap.

No. 586563

I don't use a lot of form fitting BC I bloat a lot + having no boobs and some of my facial features I end up looking like some pre hormones troon

No. 586640

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I avoid Nicole's thread because she makes me feel extremely bad about my appearance, she's legit what I've always dreamed of looking like.

I feel like such a retard because she's a cow.

No. 586643

>>586555
Honestly at this rate I'm thinking about sewing my own bralette so they can be thick enough to hide my nipples but without covering most of my chest because otherwise I'll only be able to wear high collars. I don't know how to sew but I should learn. I think the only bralettes that were kinda ok for me were the basic ones from Savage Fenty and they're not in stock anymore so I can't get new ones.

No. 586649

>>586553
boobie socialism? on my lolcow.farm?

No. 586658

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hold me anons

No. 586661

>>586658
holds you and kisses your head

No. 586663

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>>586658
everything will be okay eventually

No. 586676

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>>586658
It’s okay, anon.

No. 586688

>>586640
jfc how desperate can you be, nicole. cringe

No. 586701

>>586116
I think some cowtippers do want really attention from the cows as a kind of weird form of validation, especially if they have a bit of clout. Others just seem spiteful/angry and want to ruin someone's life and secretly get a kick out of victimizing retards since it is easy bait. And then there are the obvious nuts who cannot control themselves.

No. 586705

>>586688
lol you flatter me, pathetically enough im not Nicole, just a sad ugly weeb.

I know she's all shooped and shit but i still wish i looked like she does.

No. 586719

I had been letting my body hair grow out the last few months (covid, working from home, no social life or sex life) but I shaved a couple days ago and I swear that my crotch actually gets sweatier when shaved.

No. 586725

>>586719
There is some hypothesis that pubic and underarm hair is meant to hold the sweat in place so that it keeps us keep cool for longer. Maybe your sweat just isn't being mopped up by hair, as it were

No. 586726

>>586427
I'm reading "The Gendered Brain" and it's debunking things even I still thought were true for some reason.
Like I was working off the assumption that even with these "tendencies" it was impossible to tell to what extent what's genetic and what's cultural. Yet I never stopped to consider the studies validity themselves because they just seemed so accepted lol.

Thinking about it, it really makes me angry because it seems since the dawn of science people (men) have been doing their best to justify seeing women as inferior, nowadays it's just under the bullshit guise of "different but equal" and these myths still persist because the public at large just want them to.

No. 586749

>>586418
there are sooo many lesbian otomes on itch.io! most are western made (which can mean shitty character designs and cringey dialogue imo) but i've played a few good ones.

No. 586751

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>boobs hurt for a week
>low-key panic about maybe having breast cancer
>suddenly heaviest period in years

No. 586755

>be me in mid-20's
i am my mother and i don't know how to feel

No. 586757

ive had fucking enough of the toxic echo chamber that is reddit. why are all the men on there so scummy, are they all trolling or are all men like this deep inside? are there really that many desperate pick-me's running around as there are on there?

there are some small communities i enjoy, but its just not worth it. i think im gonna delete, because every day on that website just makes me more depressed. i see no reason to go there anymore either since they banned most of the radfem subs too.

No. 586762

so tired of getting ads for that anna kendrick sex doll show

No. 586764

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Now I'm sad…

No. 586765

>>586762
I’m tired of getting ads on YouTube from that “classically Abby” trad woman.

No. 586766

>>586757
ive been a lurker for years and after all the real lgb reddits got banned for speaking their mind i no longer care. i used to look at asianbeauty for better products but that was before finding men larp as women on reddit. discovering askwomen or lesbain subreddits were filled with men was also a tipping point. whats even the point of askwomen if the replies aren't genuine in who you're asking? seems like its become a men and handmaiden site for 20-80 year old users so they can keep their echo chamber.

No. 586767

>>586765
Holy shit Youtube will NOT stop recommending this stupid bitch to me.

No. 586769

I wonder if it is possible to have truly authentic thoughts that aren't constructed off of the basis of something else? Can we ever realistically wean ourselves from the crutch of relying on others to tell us how to think?

No. 586771

There's literally 0 point in doing well in college. C's get degrees is honestly what I should have lived by. I got a 4.0 and the highest score on a licensure exam in my program and can't find any jobs despite graduating with a good degree. NO one asks about your gpa or score on licensure exams. No one fucking cares. It's all about connections, which I don't have.

No. 586776

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my best friend finally broke up with her shitty boyfriend!

No. 586789

>>586769
I can guarantee the following is an original thought:

>Poo poo pee pee is very, very good for the stinky stinky boy-girl little man pied piper dill pickle Magyar


No other human being that has ever existed thought of this before me

No. 586795

>>586789
Nice generative language flex anon.

No. 586799

>>586776
congratulations anon, hope her next man isn't shit. don't rub it too much in her face kek.

No. 586803

>>586799
it's way overdue, she's just been working up the balls to do it, so i'm allowed to celebrate openly. she's finally realizing she has self-worth and it's really nice to see her grow!

No. 586804

>>586762
>>586765
>>586767
ffs, stop being retarded and install uBlock Origin. You will never have to see another shitty annoying youtube ad ever again.

No. 586813

>>586804
Ad block? Wtf is U block origin kek?

No. 586818

Has anyone tried cheese tea before? Thinking about ordering a couple different drinks from a Korean place.

No. 586824

>>586818
it's delicious. and salty

No. 586829

>>586818
Cheese tea is soooo good. People are really thrown off by the word "cheese" but it's more like cheesecake or a really thick milkshake. Get it!

I miss living somewhere with cheese tea… There's no good asian food where I live…

No. 586830


No. 586843

>>586818
I’ve seen them when I get boba but they call them “foam cap” in the US (I am in California). I usually stick to my favorites (oolong, Okinawa, matcha), but it sounds tasty.

No. 586846

>>586829
now im just confused. The cheese foam I get doesn't really taste like cheese or cheesecake it just tastes like thick salty foam kind of like the kind you get from starbucks. Is this not cheese foam?

No. 586848

Had chipotle earlier with their hot sauce which I don't even find spicy whatsoever and yet like always my asshole is on fire and I've been on the toilet for half an hour. I have such a high spice tolerance and put extremely hot hot sauce on everything but my body can't handle it.

No. 586850

Depression is so good for weight loss I am a skinny legend right now. Excuse me while I punch the air

No. 586852

>>586850
this is me except with anxiety

No. 586854

>>586852
ok this has me wondering something. I deal with depression and anxiety and sometimes I play a game of association where I will be hungry and in the mood to eat something and my brain will literally go "You can't eat that, you're depressed!" and I won't. I do the same thing with anxiety. I will have a job interview in a week and I will decide that I want to go shopping and my brain will be like "you can't have fun and go shopping when you know you're going to feel really anxious next Tuesday. Go sit at home and watch tv or stare at a wall" it's weird and reminds me a bit of OCD behavior.

No. 586855

Lady at the grocery store called my roommate my ‘hubby’ and I died inside. Especially because he was being a complete retard calling for me from the next aisle over about paprika

No. 586858

>>586855
I went to the emergency room and the nurse thought my brother was my husband and when I said he was my brother she continued to say that we look like husband and wife and that we would make a cute couple if we weren't siblings and proceeded to call over a nurse and ask if we would make a cute couple meanwhile my leg was bleeding. I win.

No. 586862

is it weird to have a secret insta? I just wanna post nice pics and look at memes/art. I can't be bothered interacting with anyone I had on my old account, I quit quite a while ago.

No. 586865

>>586862
i think most ppl have one

No. 586866

>>586862
no, finsta is a term for a reason

No. 586879

>>586804
Androidfag detected lol

No. 586880

>>586858
My gods thats happened to me as well, a tour guide thought my brother and me were a couple and proceed to put the spotlight on us and the when we had to explain we weren't, it was so fucking awkward

No. 586882

>>586846
>>586829
I ordered two different kinds and they were really good! They actually had salty and sweet cheese options? Got a black tea with sweet cheese topping and a peach oolong with salty cheese topping (though it was still very much on the sweet side)

No. 586888

The fact that mothers use this site really doesn't sit right with me. At least for /pt/ /snow/ .

No. 586889

>>586888
Why though? Gossipy bitches who have babies are still gossipy bitches.

No. 586890

>>586889
the fact that people who brought whole ass people into this world are still interested in the type of content and cows discussed here is concerning anon…

No. 586893

>>586890
I assume for a lot of people nitpicking cows is a very, very small part of their life. It's a shit hobby but doesn't make someone a bad mom. I feel you in the sense it might warp my view of my mom if I knew she spent her free time sperging about Shayna's vag

No. 586907

>>586888
Don't you get bored of posting this every week. Also you're assuming everyone uses drama boards. Anyway, momanons only annoying when they shill pregnancy.

No. 586921

>>586916
I'm talking about everyone here you dolt
Clearly you don't lurk enough lol go be underaged in Venus thread or something

No. 586925

>>586921
NTA but you make no sense I don't know what you're trying to say either. You sound personally offended by anon. Go take care of Kayleigh and Tanner.

No. 586932

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I put in my fucking retainer after forever and I am dying please anons, please help

No. 586933

>>586932
Goddamn, I remember when I put on my retainer after two months. Rip anon

No. 586935

>>586932
I lost my retainer like two years ago and my teeth are fucked, I crave the sweet pain of aesthetic progress.

No. 586938

>>586813
>>586879
Are you boomers or something

No. 586950

File: 1595238115642.gif (1.38 MB, 407x275, 4k85q0lihqfy.gif)

anons i'm gonna do it i'm gonna bleach my whole head blonde tomorrow. i only leave the house to go to work anyway who cares if it looks bad or my hair falls out????

No. 586951

>>586950
Yes queen. Get some good hair mask for post abuse. And extra bleach in case it’s spotty the first time around.

No. 586956

>>586925
What’s so confusing? You don’t know how to read? Not everyone on here uses drama boards? Half the site is not cow related? I’m a militant childfreefag but nice try. This repetitive sperging about mothers is annoying and lowkey sexist. Oh no a teen mom in her 20s is on an imageboard for women! Someone think of the children! You should be more triggered about mothers posting nudes on reddit and calling themselves MILFs.

No. 586959

>>586956
See.. I think the reason no one gets why you're so pressed is because anon literally stated they felt uncomfortable with /pt/ and /snow/ which ARE drama boards. It's not sexist either, if a dad is browsing 4 chan, it is equally unsettling. You're so obviously in the mood to be combative over what is literally the most justifiable opinion..chill.

No. 586960

>>586956
Bu-b-but anon don't you know that stupid Karens who let a scrote nut in her are only allowed to be on facebook and pinterest while her babydaddy plays fortnite and looks at underaged girls on tiktok???
Frankly, they smell of teenagers who haven't gotten over their resentment of mommy.

No. 586961

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how many faggots on tumblr do i have to block now so that my dashboard is free from tranny bullshit and only filled with pretty pictures. i swear i hate that i cannot even follow a normal aesthetic looking blog without them turning out to be some undercover tranny sperger and #1 girlcock lover

No. 586963

>>586956
>militant childfreefag

I hate the way you write but also thank god for that

>You should be more triggered about mothers posting nudes on reddit


The two aren't mutually exclusive kek. Moms can do whatever they want , but this site specifically and the behavior and conversations that go on in the drama boards, on top of the cows being spoken about, makes it disturbing to think that someone raising a child is also raging over Kenna's bad poetry.

No. 586965

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>>586959
UM ACTUALLY she said “this site” but feels particularly bothered by /pt/ and /snow/. She’s assuming that those are the same women who autistically analyze girls photoshopped pics and vaginas and circling them is particularly retarded.
No chill I’m just like this, feel free to disengage anytime.

No. 586966

>>586963
>Kenna
NTA but um go back to PULL. I have seen zero of this supposed "Mom here and I am raging over Kenna's poetry" phenomenon.

No. 586977

>>586963
I don't get why it's so shocking that some of the anons that were on /cgl/ as teenagers are still around and some of them might have had children. A woman's former interests and habits don't just die when she has a baby.

No. 586978

>>586977
>A woman's former interests and habits don't just die when she has a baby.
I wholeheartedly agree with this, and I was a teen on cgl back in the prime era of that board too
However I feel like eventually I should quit lolcow, just to do other stuff ya get me?

No. 586991

Am I the only one who finds it kinda cringe seeing stand up comedians using internet rhetoric like beta male, big dick energy and cuck IRL in their stand up

No. 586993

I hate the textures of reptiles and amphibians that are scaly, bumpy, or spiny, it just looks nasty

No. 586994

>>586991
Yeah, It's like hearing your parent/their friends use chan lingo.

>>586993
Snakes are nice to the touch, super dry but satisfying to hold. I remember my friend in middle school had one at her place and I commented on how cool it was to hold her snake and how nice it felt, and she just retorted "Yeah it's kinda like holding a dick innit", lmao.

No. 586995

>>586991
Depends on the comedian, I've gone see quite young ones or at least my aged and sometimes it flows into it pretty okay.

No. 587008

File: 1595255110102.jpg (274 KB, 1082x1200, 1476280472555.jpg)

This how I am trying be except with those tiny orange and yellow fish eggs.

No. 587009

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what the fuck is happening and why are they now claiming Monsters Inc is about Pizzagate.

No. 587011

>>587008
Man that would be a yummy breakfast. Nice dream goal right there
>>587009
Haven't heard about this prior to this but I think I get it, in the movie they basically scare children out to harvest their screams to power up a plant, and the substance they mention is from uhhhhh questionable origin
I think it's a veeeery big reach though, I love monsters inc

No. 587012

>>586991
this is comedy for xennials who think they're tech savy, hip and cool and on it but they only use twitter and reddit

No. 587015

>>587008
You also posted in vent didn’t cha

No. 587016

>>586961
I had to quit cause I can't stand it anymore and also the humour devolved into bland unfunny memes and text posts. There's also this weird faction of right-wingers who migrated to the site in the past couple of years which also ruined it for me.

No. 587017

>>587015
I love fish eggs anon

No. 587018

>>587017
Hey gurl don’t let me get in your way of glory, go get dem feggs

No. 587028

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Lolcow is the only place online that I fit in, idk what that says about me but I really do love this place.

No. 587035

>>587028
Same. I wish we had as much traffic as 4chan sometimes so we could all talk more
Love you nasty bitches, hope you're all here even when you're old

No. 587042

>>586965
Ntayrt but
>Low quality Guy Fawkes bitch
>feel free to disengage anytime
This is unironically hilarious ty

No. 587046

>>587028
>>587035
I’m feeling it

No. 587049

File: 1595262973177.gif (4.03 MB, 275x253, 1590213180960.gif)

lowkey jelly my friend is a kissless virgin asexual and has never felt romantic attraction to any males, meanwhile im a slutty hoe with shit self esteem thats let a multitude of dudes go in raw despite hating men. why did i not just stay pure, i waited until i was 21 i could have waited longer.

No. 587054

>>587028
Same, even if I've fought over dumb shit with anons here, it feels real cozy.

No. 587055

>>587035
>I wish we had as much traffic as 4chan sometimes so we could all talk more
There would be twice as much shitposting and shitflinging, just like 4chan. I don't want the chill boards getting ruined.

No. 587061

I might just stop with all the hassle of hair removal, been tempted for a while now.

No. 587068

>>587061
I stopped all sorts of shaving and waxing on my body except my face approx 5 years ago and I've not regretted it a bit. Honestly I have a legbeard lmao but that's because I'm south asian and very hairy. Try not shaving for some while and see how it feels for you. And see why it feels that way.

No. 587073

>>587049
You don’t actually hate men if you let random lame dudes inside of you, raw. Why do you let them fuck you if it doesn’t even help with your own self esteem? Don’t associate yourself with the man haters who live by their words, lol.

No. 587099

Pre-covid I impulse preordered the ACNH Switch despite already having one and was just like "meh, I'll hopefully sell it off." Since it was gen 1 and doesn't have as good battery life, I didn't think I'd be able to get much for it. Gamestop was buying them for $150 but it didn't sit right with me that they were going to resell it for like $250 (a business is a business, but both me and the future buyer get ripped off so fuck that), and I ended up finding a friend who was willing to buy it off of me for $200. I didn't feel like it was worth anymore given that it was gen 1 and this was the minimum I was hoping to sell it for on ebay and said friend was going to buy a switch lite so she was a-ok paying switch lite prices for a full switch lol.

Lowkey regret not holding onto it and being able to possibly get back the full $300 I paid for it (or possibly even more) since covid is making everything nuts, but I guess it's fine since I don't want to invite the bad karma of badly ripping someone off into my life. I follow an AC twitter that announces when switches are back in stock and they always sell out in like a minute or some shit and every time I see that I get a twinge of regret lol.

No. 587101

It’s super uncommon in America but I’ve started shitting in a squattish position with my feet on the toilet seat and it’s such a game changer

No. 587102

>>587101
Man I went through all my teenage years using a squat toilet, ya know the ones on the ground you squat on and now I moved to a place with regular toilets and felt so weird still squating on them but your post makes me feel less weird.

No. 587105

>>587101
Weird flex but as long as u wipe the seat after, and like, doesn’t getting a foot stool accomplishes the same thing? Are you not scared of falling in? What about splash back at such height?

No. 587106

>>587101
Bitch don't break the toilet

Seriously though how do you not accidentally slip in the toilet? I would be terrified to bust my ass

No. 587107

I don't understand how so many girls have Hisoka as a husbando, he's so creepy and pedophilic. Why did they make him this way?

No. 587109

>>586888
>>586890
>>586893
As if normies, including parents, didn't ever obsess over celebrity gossip and discuss it.

>>587102
You're going to break the toilet seat and/or fall down and hurt yourself anon, don't do it. Get some sort of a stool to squat on instead, there are squatty pottys meant for this purpose. There are literally PSAs about not to do it on regular toilet seats because of this very reason meant for Chinese tourists who have broken toilet seats at hotels when traveling.

No. 587111

The post with the adults cats was bait. When I feel lonely I make autismo posts so anons reply to me. I treat my cats like the princesses they are.

I'm sorry I'm mentally ill

No. 587119

>>587107
because he's sexy

No. 587120

>>587028
Same. And I feel weird because if y’all met me in real life you would never believe I am such a lonerfag.

But I do genuinely love you guys, because I usually fight too much with normies over dumb shit. No one gets pressed about my opinions here which I like, and I am not even as harsh as some other farmers.

So, thank you for being my spiritual sisters in a way.

No. 587122

>>587105
>>587106
>>587109
I should clarify, it’s not really a squat cuz I’m not lifting my body at all. It’s more like sitting but I have my feet on the seat and my knees are bended up by my ears. So I’m not putting extra pressure on the seat really. It’s not the same position that traveling foreigners break American toilets with lol
And the stool doesn’t really do as much for me,I’m double jointed so the higher stretch might be why it suits me.

No. 587128

I work in the IT industry and I love working with women. I honestly wish there were more of them. I hate when others perpetuate the catty behaviour. My best clients when I freelance are women as well.

No. 587130

>>587107
Isn't he a clown? Maybe they identify with that

No. 587173

anons the other day at like 2 pm I got a call from a blocked number to my parents' landline of a woman SCREAMING for help. She was hysterical and I couldn't understand what she was saying, I was kind of stunned and just went "huh?" because I didn't recognize her voice at all, then a man took the phone from her and told her to calm down and said "hello there's a woman here who was in an accident outside the Safeway, are you her daughter or something?" I told him she is absolutely not my relative and he needs to hang up and call the police. He went "okay," and hung up. At the time I didn't think about it because the situation was out of my hands but now I'm kind of spooked? I can't find any info about an accident happening at a safeway that day in the news, and I can't remember if she herself said she'd been in an accident. what if she was kidnapped or something? I mean if it was a non-fatal accident it probably wouldn't have been covered in the news but then idk why she'd be screaming and crying if it was a fender bender? the fact that the number was unavailable is just throwing me off.

No. 587184

>>587173
Phone the non-emergency line for your police and state that you would like to officially report an odd occurrence.
If you were actually talking to a kidnapper he probably wouldn't have mentioned a fender bender, he would have just made some excuse and hung up, but you never know how this information might link into something important. in doubt, always lodge a non-emergency report.

No. 587190

Being at home for months and then suddenly getting back to work 10 hours a day makes me miss my mid-day 2 minute cold showers. Plus my frequent "sit over the edge of the tub and blast my pussy with cold water" refreshment. It's the first thing I do when I get home now after I take my pants off. Fuck this heat.

No. 587217

>>587128
I work in IT as well (programmer) and I'd love to have more female coworkers. Mostly because the very rare female coworkers I meet are often on the complete side of the personality spectrum from me and I can't really bond with them so I'd love to have more variety. Either they're the bland boring normies who at best ignore me and at worst see other women as competition, or the deep end awkward vegan hippies who nut over crocheting. I wish I met more traditionally middle of the road nerdy girls, I'm sick of dealing with scrote bullshit alone. Thank god at least the design departments often have women working there.

No. 587241

should i learn how to code if i'm at an intellectual disadvantage? im extremely deficient in brain matter and math skills but i enjoy language and building abstract concepts. in all my years of schooling i was put into the slow math class but was in advanced language and arts. coding seems mathmatical and logic based but people have told me it doesn't have to be? i'm able to grasp babby coding but worry i'll lose grasp of the concepts as the content gets harder…

i would go into gaming coding and would focus on shitty girl themed dress up games to get that sweet, sweet ad revenue cash. i'm an artist and want to be coding literate so i can create my own kid oriented games and make easy cash.

No. 587245

>>587173
I'd contact the police and report it. They can trace the number and find out what was actually happening.

No. 587250

>>587241
The fact that you’re even asking this means you can do it. Just might take more time if you’re actually mentally deficient. If I can train my dogs to grab a bra and put it in the laundry you can learn how to math/code anon.

Right brain vs left brain is a big old farty farce

No. 587289

>>587173
Kek sounds like a scam. Common to phone a random number and act all panicked so you freak out and don't have time to think about logic. They probably thought you'd be an old person and had to switch gears when they realized how young you were.

I had a lady with an indian accent call me telling me I was under investigation by the police… from a station five hours from me. This was like early in the morning so I was very groggy. She passed it off to her supervisor, who suspiciously also had an indian accent. I hung up once he mentioned that my social security number would be deactivated.

No. 587294

>>587217
this is part of the reason I switched from being a programmer to an analyst, I work more on the business side now and get to hang out with the cute graphic design girls. it’s nice. I don’t miss scrote land.

No. 587316

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OH NONo no nooo PULL is closing
The they/thems xe/xims kpop wokes are coming! How do we stop them???

No. 587317

>>587316
Oh cry. This site needs more traffic as is. There's like only like 15-20 regular posters on this board.

No. 587318

>>587317
No way it's that little.
I'm sure we have at least 50 or so.

No. 587319

>>587173
This is a scam anon. I got one of these screamer calls after midnight before. Just ignore, let that creepy night call go to voicemail.

No. 587320

>>587317
>This site needs more traffic as is
Quality>quantity

No. 587323

>>587317
No it fucking doesn’t. I’ll take a dead site over PULLtards any day in hell.

No. 587334

>>587318
We get a lot of lurkers more than posters. I know sometimes I just lurk and don’t post anything for a while.

But I do think we have more people posting, just not frequently. Some days are busier than others.

No. 587345

I wish we had a politics thread, I want to talk to other girls about politics without going full retard

No. 587375

How do you let go of the past? I get tired of losing sleep at night thinking about all the crazy painful shit I have been through.

No. 587396

>>587316
This gif with that text is sending me anon, hope they don't come here though

No. 587492

My local grocery store hired a new security man and the guy creeps me out. I swear he goes out of his way to be behind me at all times and it's not like I'm shoplifting or acting odd. We're in a small town and the previous guard was chill and would say hi to you.

Today I go into their entranceway just to get a coffee from their machine that does hot drinks. You pay up front like any vending machine.. he rushed to stand right behind me, stood there way too close while the machine slowly did its thing and then followed me out front. Do you really need to be breathing on the back of my neck dude?? What am I going to do? Break into the hot drinks dispenser and rob it? I'm starting to think he's a perv enjoying that as a perk of the job.

No. 587511

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whispers please don't

No. 587514

>>587511
I guess we’re not women anymore, just uterus carrying devices for reproduction. Wonderful, amazing.

No. 587519

>>587514
The word woman is getting treated like Voldemort's name. Like I've noticed how any time you're not referring to trans "women" you HAVE to say "cis women", but when people say men they never put the cis at the beginning. Almost like trannies are somehow more like women than actual women. Fucking lunacy.
(sorry for the rant lol that comment just pissed me off big time)

No. 587525

>>587519
I had to block a transwoman earlier for going on a rant about how much she hates cis women and is mad that it's cis men that get more hate. They were also discussing how they hate the fact its getting serious to their crush and they have to reveal their actually trans. So unfair uwu

No. 587544

>>587250
NTA but this gives me inspiration to learn coding (which I've been wanting to do) despite feeling like an absolute idiot lmao. I don't have excuse I think I'm just plain stupid but I pick up new hobbies all the time (never 100% pro at any of them but theyre still fun and I get the gist of it) so time to learn coding too WOOO

No. 587564

Sometimes when an anon posts something really naive or just dumb in a cute way it makes me want to hold them jfc. It’s such a weird gap considering how many anons are very nitpicky or angry in other threads but they could be the same one’s saying cute stuff in /ot/ and posting cat pictures in /m/ idk the “gap moe” between anons make me happy

No. 587572

I really like my friend. We've only started talking two months ago but I think she's really wonderful and special, and she's already one of the most important people to me. She's funny and understands me in a way that I don't think anyone else has before, as silly as that sounds. She just gets it, and we joke a lot about being the same person because of how many similarities we have. I don't really have a crush on her or anything and I know she wouldn't like me back even if I did, but I'm just so ecstatic to have met someone like her. I've always had friends my whole life but I've never not felt alone, if that makes sense. Thanks to her this has changed though, and I hope we can be friends for a long time.

No. 587576

>>587564
I feel that, we just a lil tsundere

No. 587579

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I want to commission a regency style portrait of myself, mostly because I think they're awesome, it would be hilariously weird, and I'm vain tbh but also to haunt my descendants for generations with a creepy painting that they'll swear has eyes that follow them. Unfortunately it doesn't seem like there are many artists who take commissions that paint in this style lmao

No. 587580

I absolutely looooove having armpit hair. It just looks right and it's so nice and full. I cannot believe I actually used to shave my pits almost daily. Now I shave them once every 2 months when the hairs reach their full length, but just because I cannot be arsed to trim them to a more acceptable length (I think my hairs are kind of ugly after they grow past the 2,5 cm mark because they just start growing in weird directions + also the sweating and smell somehow quadruples at that length, that's why I just shave it off and start fresh again).

No. 587591

>>587580
This is so relatable.

Only thing I hate about this is that funk factor goes up no matter how much I scrub my pits on the shower and use deodorant.

No. 587592

>>587579
LOL anon this idea is so random and ludicrous I love it. Thanks for giving me something unexpected to fantasise about tonight

No. 587593

I'm watching a cringey vid about furries at a furry con and I just got flashbacks to a couple years ago. I was isolated after the end of a long term relationship. I had moved across the country to be with the guy so I had no real friends there. I met a guy off an app strictly for friendship.

The guy was a furry and had some autism traits going on but my confidence was low so we hung out maybe once a week. One day he got an erection while just hanging out at my place. I made excuses to cut our plans short and then I discovered he had shat in my toilet and not flushed. I ghosted him and moved back across the country shortly after that.

No. 587596

>>587580
I leave my armpits natural, my hair there is actually pretty tame, doesn't get too long or require any upkeep

No. 587600

>>587592
I've been learning about digital painting in the classic style, figure if no one else will do it I can give it a shot. I know I will be shit at physical painting, so it's not ideal, but at least digital I can click undo if I need to!

No. 587614

Might be wrong thread for this but… I just got commissioned by a smalltime twitch streamer, who I didn't know was a pot streamer when I approached her (just happened to see her post on social media) I really despise stoner culture and don't even drink alcohol. The thought of drawing a pot related stuff is unpleasant. It's not that much money either and I don't know what to do. Do I accept? I'm not really trying to break into emotes or anything.

No. 587627

>>587614
Why do you feel like you need to accept? If you don't want to do the commission, that's enough reason to say no.

No. 587632

>>587492
You should report or something. Find out the company he works for. That is inappropriate as fuck. Or, if you aren’t shy, start yelling at him loudly when he gets close to you. Make a scene.

No. 587635

>>587600
i had a focus on oil portraiture in uni, love to see digital representations like this. your rendering is amazing anon, you have loads of talent! you should do more, this has a lot of merit.

No. 587637

Sometimes I read the acronym “DID” and I can’t help but think that it means “Dissociative Internship Disorder”

No. 587639

>>587614
Don’t take the commission if you don’t want to, you’re clearly in privileged enough position to pick and chose customers so.

No. 587640

>>587639
Samefag and send that streamer my way.

No. 587654

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My last day at my current job is this Friday. My coworkers bought me lunch today and today is the only day this week I'll be able to see all of them together (since everyone's been working from home/coming in on alternate days), and another day this week another coworker is taking me out to an expensive restaurant for lunch. One girl I'm close with gave me some nice tea, as a gift from the company.

I think I'm gonna write some cards for everyone and leave it on their desks on my last night here. I took the job because I needed office experience on my resume, but a year ago I never anticipated to actually become close with anyone here (since I'm a lot younger than everyone else lol). I sit at the front by myself, but a lot of people will take breaks from their work and come to chat with me, and it was nice to have that company. Or sometimes while waiting for the elevators to come up we'd just have a nice chat. I'm really gonna miss everyone here. It was never going to be a long term job, nor would I want to stay here long term since there's no room for growth, but fuck I'm sad anyway. It was a nice year to just sit back and chill, especially after years of working in retail and becoming a depressed messed because of it. I feel like I really got to recoup myself here. Covid has fucked everything up, but at the end of the day, I feel hopeful for the future, and I'm grateful for my current company for hiring me. The new girl is very sweet and I'm sure she'll love it here for her next year too.

No. 587655

>>587635
not mine, just something I stumbled across on youtube! I agree that it's amazing though

No. 587678

Anons I’m about to get undereye fillers and I’m terrified despite knowing it’s gonna finally get rid of my dark hollows, please send support, I literally didn’t anyone I knew and now I’m freaking out

No. 587685

>>587678
Hope it doesn't blind you!

No. 587686

>>587678
I'm sure it will go well anon and you'd be happy with the outcome! I have a lot of hollowness under my eyes but I can't get ps soz. Let us know how it goes

No. 587710

There is nothing I love more than scrolling through the dress up threads and looking at other anons creations.

No. 587734

I always trip down the last two stairs when I’m exiting a second floor apartment in an angry fashion and it really cramps my style

No. 587737

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Just ate bad tasting warm spinche. Now I'm getting stomach pains. Hopefully I won't vomit

No. 587740

One of my bf's coworkers most likely has the rona. They shut down the office and everyone is working remotely, also he has had very minimal contact with her, but I'm still freaking out and considering making him quarantine himself in our room.

No. 587743

>>587737
spinach????

No. 587761

>>587737
spinach????

No. 587762

>>587734
"really cramps my style" is an underrated phrase

No. 587766

>>587740

You should both stay in quarantine for 2 weeks. The coworker didn’t get it the day they shut down he could’ve been exposing everyone for a couple of weeks.

No. 587771

>>587766
I mean, I already basically never go out to do anything other than buy groceries. My city is likely heading towards another lock-down because we re-opened too early and our cases have been steadily increasing for weeks.

No. 587775

>>587655
should've realized when i saw the date of posting, it's good work nonetheless!!

No. 587805

Seeing face masks at litter everywhere is kind of creepy

No. 587815

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dios mio

No. 587821

any recommendations for youtube channels like nexpo or reignbot? i like them but a lot of their content lately is like obvious ARGs (which i guess just comes with the territory with that type of channel), which i rarely find intriguing when they're obviously fake.. so yeah, if anyone knows of any channels who would attract a similar audience

No. 587832

>>587821
barely sociable does internet mysteries, not spoopy dark web lore, but actual verifiable happenings that range from the silk road, hitman hirings, abandoned hospitals and plane crashes. it's all well researched as far as i know and the creator does not fuck around with creepypasta shit. he basically did a 2 hr video on the silk roads downfall and how the owner of it got cucked out of thousands of dollars by a fake NON FBI AFFILIATED hitman who just happened to swoop in right as the fbi was beginning to investigate him. peak drama.

scare theaters stuff is..aight. it's not perfect, often too short, but he brings up some internet mysteries that i've never heard of which is always a plus. some of his vids are just so damn short.

lazy masquerade obviously does tons of vids on spooky reddit shit but i enjoy his readings of 4channel posts, often translated from original japanese. it's nice to see stuff that wouldn't be accessible when u don't know the language.

bedtime stories can literally put me to sleep at times and im positive so many of their sources are bunk ass nuts, but i find their content enjoyable. take it with a grain of salt lmao.

same thing above can be said with paranormal scholar, she does similar shit but has a huge focus on history which is fun.

most reign botty internet mystery channels simply have to milk args because real life is unfortunately not as digestible or entertaining for a 12 yr old audience. that's why i moved onto folklore and paranormal channels because i at least can accept most of the stories are fake from the get go lmao

No. 587835

>>587686

Ty! It actually didn’t hurt at all except for a moment on one side, kind of like the dull pain from when you get lidocaine injected for dental work but you still feel something a little, otherwise didn’t really feel anything. It’s very bizarre to actually feel something holding up my eyeballs tho, I think the last time I had this much volume under my eyes was in high school. I’m super happy with the right side but the left has like a pocket of filler in the center that looks…. odd. doctor said it could be swelling tho and give a few days

No. 587841

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Vogue España’s May 2020 cover really hit me hard in the feels.

No. 587853

Holy god it was a mem at first but I've had this video on for about an hour now and I can't stop oh god oh fuck

No. 587919

i miss suzy berhows ootds lol

No. 587958

I wish I had an autistic level of interest in something. I'm interested in everything therefore I never become fixated on something and become really good at it. I'm average at drawing,baking, my job, makeup - everything. I'd rather be really good at 1 or 2 things than average at 10 things.

No. 587987

I have this very retarded fear of ending up with a guy who's secretly homo. I'm aware it's fucking autistic as shit and unlikely but I've heard many stories from gay friends about dudes with girlfriends messaging them or dudes people assume are straight secrelty flirting with them. Doesn't help I'm from a country where you'd get the shit kicked out of you for being gay, so closet cases are inevitable. Maybe they're exaggerating their experiences or whatever, but that doesn't help the fact it fucks my brain kek

No. 587991

im so paranoid that my neighbor can hear my vibrator through the wall

No. 587998

>>587987
My god, I have the same fear except it kind of happened. I told my ex that no, just because he's bi-curious doesn't mean I'd allow him to go fuck a guy. Jokes on me, cause he broke up with me and within months he had a dick in his mouth. Urgh, the signs were all there too. Towards the end of our relationship we started pegging kek

No. 588023

i'm so horny. i want the touch of a moid.

No. 588037

>>587173
This is a scam. They pretend to be your relative/friend in trouble so you can wire money to them for something stupid like pay for an "ambulance" using gift cards etc via social engineering. They did this to my mom and she called me freaking the hell out I was hurt or something, but unluckily for them I was out of the country. Unluckily for me I was woken up in the middle of the fucking night to my own mother crying afraid I was badly hurt or dead. It's a shit tactic made to feel exactly how you were feeling to make you act on the fly and ask questions later.

No. 588042

>>588023
Same, anon. Same :((:()

No. 588061

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>>588042
Anyone else think that all of these posts about this girl in /snow/ (vivadrag’s thread, is not a regular in that thread but noticed it kept getting bumped. I could be entirely wrong and don’t wanna be one on those anons who thinks everything’s a self post however , there’s so many posts about this girl being so ~smoll snd sickly~ And things like it heard she’s done heroin before , those totes must be trackmarks on her arm …poor girl!’.
Am I crazy /misinterpreting this and turning into to one of those over analytical spergs who yell selfpost for no reason

This probably isn’t the right thread , My apologies (I’m sleep deprived and got stoned, it didn’t work obviously).

No. 588062

>>588061
I meant to put selfposts in that first sentence *

No. 588072

>>588061
This sounds like a pullfag more than anything.

No. 588075

>>588072
You could brb right.
I just thought she maybe stumbled the thread/saw herself mentioned here and began self posting because some of them are so similarly worded and were posted in pretty quick succession . It just set off alarm bells in my head because the thread (which was pretty irrelevant) abruptly started getting bumped with all of these unsaged posts that were talking about how fragile and ~skelly ~ this bitch is. It could be a pullfag but the sheer volume of posts on that specific thread of some random e- girl makes me think otherwise
( I also think a thread was made of her and subsequently locked The other day )

No. 588079

>>586288
He definitely gets most of my attention out of all my characters lately. He's been around since 2014 and used to be such a shit written OC, 'grumpy' with a really forced tragic backstory. It dawned on me that I wanted to make something to be proud of and I couldn't have a major protagonist be so unlikeable or so angsty that my 'audience' (lol) couldn't relate to him so I gave him more likeable, relatable traits and now he's a pretty good guy if I say so myself. Guess I liked the end result too much and now I'm too busy playing with him to write properly, damnit.
Sometimes I RP as him which is crossing so many boundaries but I rarely do it because I don't like taking him out of his canon, it gives me an ego boost though knowing a few people wanted to get into his pants.
>>586314
>>586319
Now I kinda wish there was a OC husbando sperging thread but they're so personal it feels a bit like asking people to dox their character kek c-can you tell me what your original husbandos are like?

No. 588089

>>588079
I always found grumpy characters more relatable tbh

No. 588104

>>588079
>>588089
I think grumpy characters are hot and cute they got so much potential for character development, even if it’s kind of basic, it’s nice to see a grumpy character come to terms with their anger issues and be a better self without dropping their anger issues

No. 588109

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Hell no, he looks like Hopper more than anyone.

No. 588111

>>588109
regardless he is So Sexy god I love this man

No. 588115

>>588111
Are u blind he looks like a frog

No. 588116

I am so sorry to all I have subjected to my unhinged angryposting on here

No. 588117

>>588115
He looks like a frog but he’s a pretty cute frog I wouldn’t mind kissing.

No. 588120

>>587853
The lyrics are so dumb but I also cannot stop watching. What have you done to me anon?
>tfw Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach

No. 588133

I wish it was common in my country to move out of parent's home after you become an adult. I really would've liked living on my own but living here, alone, as a woman, is basically a deathwish. Sigh. And even if it was common, I couldn't have left my single mom alone, she would definitely kill herself if left alone so even if I dislike spending time with her I gotta be with her. She's too unstable and depressed to be alone. She can't even sleep alone because she gets terrible nightmares and sleep paralysis so I sleep in the same room as her.

No. 588143

Every time I see a long enough clip of ouran high school host club I go to watch more clips to laugh and cringe at how much I used to love a reverse harem anime but I end up watching it through entirely and crying at the end.
Same with samurai champloo but I know that shit's good, and I try with fruits basket too but christ almighty that shit was very embarrassing. I've wasted so much time just rewatching things when I could've experienced something new.

Just a weeb sidenote, I wish that the west had an equivalent to Japan's 72 microseasons. Like I love it when I see the leaves start to fall or the trees begin to bud.

No. 588157

>>588061
she used to selfpost in the egirl thread and her posts were all marked so you might be right >>957683

No. 588169

>>587853
Thank you for introducing me to this bop. I'm 9min in

No. 588181

>>588143
I'm really nostalgic about Ouran High School Host Club too and I recently rewatched the whole thing with my bf (who had never seen it before) and it unironically holds up great.
It's not as 'uncontrollably laughing' hilarious as it was when I first watched it as a baby weeb, but it's still seriously funny. Even my bf loved it and he's not one for these types of anime at all usually.

No. 588184

Back when I was a young teen I used to talk to this mid 20s dude online because we both like similiar things. He would always indirectly brag about his dick like 'I'm not insecure like those microscopic dicked men' etc. Well he once showed me his dick (apparently he took those pictures for his girlfriend but she was busy so he sent them to me) and it was the smallest penis I'd ever seen. Like barely 4 inches. And he used to brag about it. I forced myself not to insult it. In hindsight, I should've.

No. 588207

>>588184
Classic. Growing up means realizing it’s okay to laugh at dicklets.

No. 588210

Watched a video of dudes eating some good ice cream and it made me crave ice cream so I decided to buy some after work… just checked what time the Baskin Robbins closes and it closes at 2pm… I could've gone on my break but by the time I checked I didn't have enough time left sigh.

No. 588213

>>588143
>>588181
Rewatched Ouran a few months ago and it's truly a classic. There are some things that just SCREAM 2006 and makes me sort of cringe, but 99% of it is just timeless comedy. I will always hold out that they will remake it and animate the manga's ending. I absolutely love the series with all my heart, it's so damn good.

Having lived in Japan as a student, the changing seasons were nice… but summer was fucking awful and I'm not sure if the fireworks shows and festivals made up for feeling like I was being steamed alive.

No. 588215

>>588184
>apparently he took those pictures for his girlfriend but she was busy so he sent them to me
lol

No. 588241

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>>588213
Same, anon! I've been hoping for a reboot that follows the manga for years. I think I love it primarily because Haruhi is so likable as a shoujo protagonist, she's super down to earth and refreshing.

No. 588263

>>588143
>ouran high school host club
Oh my god, I had forgotten about that anime! I remember everyone being super thirsty for the twins. I’m gonna have to re watch it now. Has anybody seen the live action movie they made for it years ago?? Was it good?

No. 588267

>>588263
I think it's a live action series. I watched it, it wasn't as good as the anime obviously but I found it funny and entertaining!

No. 588273

I bought an external from Newegg yesterday afternoon and the package got to my house before 12pm today, what kind of wizardry is this

No. 588279

>>588210
are there no other ice cream places nearby?

No. 588280

>>588181
Ouran is still great. Is it cancelled yet for the twincest and Honey pedo ship? Is Haruhi trans?

No. 588281

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>>588280
I've seen people unironically advocate that Haruhi is non-binary because of this line.

No. 588286

>>588279
There's one place that's like a 10 minute walk away but it's also a really expensive ice cream place (I've had it before and it's worth every penny but damn is it expensive). I guess I'll see how hot it is outside when I get out and decide from there lol

No. 588287

>>588286
out of curiosity, how much is it? if its gelato i say go for it!

No. 588293

>>588287
I think a single scoop is like $5-6. They're not super stingy at least but still lol. I've also never been to this storefront and it's in a slightly more expensive neighborhood so I'm not sure if they've adjusted the prices to reflect that either haha

No. 588295

>>588280
Naw, it’s canceled because it appeals to gay fetishizing fujos and has cross dressing which is extremely problematic.

>>588281
She was basically the poster child for the non binaries ,back when tumblr started dipping its toes into the sjw shit.

No. 588298

>>588293
the ice cream better be made from the best of fruits and taste like heaven for that kinda money

No. 588299

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>playfully tease a dude i'm friends with about something silly
>he retaliates by pointing out that my boobs are asymmetrical
I've had it up to here with men.

No. 588304

>>588298
It's suuuper good ice cream but definitely a rare treat lol. I found out about them like 3 years ago and I've bought from them like 3 or 4 times since that time haha.

No. 588308

>>588299
Ew, what a tard. Fuck that dude. Most boobs are asymmetrical anyways. One of mine is saggier and bigger than the other. It's kinda cool tbh

No. 588325

>>588308
My left one is the same! I've read somewhere that the left breast is usually larger because the heart is on the left side of your chest so it receives more blood flow. It's normal but it's hard not to be self conscious about it sometimes. Even had my mom yell at me about it one time. Like… am I just supposed to give myself a boob lift on one tit?

No. 588364

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I recently got into MSI and all is feel is pain because their music just reminds me of all the times I could’ve spent being a rebellious teen instead of being a NEET

No. 588366

>>588364
You can still be a rebellious adult. Stop paying taxes.

No. 588373

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>Stop drawing for a year because I was insecure regarding my drawing ability and other factors
>randomly get an urge to draw
>be unable to draw the thing I want to draw

No. 588384

Courage the cowardly dog is a really great show. I liked it as a kid but watching it as an adult now I can really appreciate it. Especially the jokes.

No. 588397

Wonder if "this post sent me/is sending me" is all the same anon or if its just a dumb parrot effect

No. 588398

The more I try to understand shit happening around me, the more confused I get.

No. 588399

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My city is being invaded by Trump RIP.

No. 588407

>>588399
I am just waiting for the day the United States is a full on police state. Bless anon and stay safe out there

No. 588408

>>588397
it's just like "my sides" probably a bunch of different anons

No. 588445

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God I love Angelika so much lmao. She's the only beauty "drama" (or news or whatever) channel I can stand watching. I love how she openly talks about how shit men are instead of trying to excuse every single thing they do for fear of being criticized. I honestly don't give a shit if she tends to be biased in favor of women regarding drama stuff. I actually think more people like that is needed, tbh.
With how pro-women her views are and the topics she talks about in her videos, I suspect she may be a farmer, kek.

No. 588447

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>>588445
I love her too and I wouldn’t be surprised. She’s talked about reading guru gossip but she stopped because they were too mean about her

No. 588450

Does anyone have that meme where it's a guy ordering at a drive-through and there's an extensive menu. It's a top text bottom text meme but he's 'ordering' that message about getting nudes from girls. It's like "yeah uh can i get a….." as you would when ordering but there's a sharp juxtaposition and he begins describing the sexual images he wants the girl to send - 'let me get a picture of your pussy from the back? and can i get one of your asshole? And one with your legs spread?' but he keeps ordering it with the tone and casual expression that one would when ordering fast food. Thanks to anyone who can help

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No. 588476

>>588472
Thanks so much

No. 588481

>>588472
Why is this so accurate lmfao.

No. 588563

My boyfriend is perfect other than how he just explains stuff I already know a lot, and it's not that he's mansplaining or anything. He doesn't know that I know so he's explaining in a helpful way, but I like when he's smart and don't really want to interrupt him. It's only minorly annoying and mostly in a funny way, like ha ha if only he knew how much I know type of thing.

No. 588567

>>588563

I got tired of my boyfriend doing that so I told him to assume that I know everything and if I wanted to know something, I'd ask.

I see it as a win-win in my book. That way I don't feel like he's explaining every single thing to me like a parent would a toddler and at the same time, I always ask him questions so he can nerd out.

No. 588589

Young johnny depp was so ridiculously hot I almost can't believe it.

No. 588637

>>588589
Agreed. Those lips

No. 588655

>>588472
kek this reminds me of men whining about belle delphine editing the thinnest line over her tits in all her nudes, like seeing her nipples truly matter that much. I don’t understand why they’re so desperate, what difference does it really make at this point when she’s showing the rest

No. 588670

Tried to walk my dog this morning but before we even got to the front door, I heard someone using the intercom to call someone in the building and it went to voicemail, and then the person slammed on the door. We couldn’t see each other bc I didn’t turn the corner yet (thankfully neither did my dog) but the slamming was enough to spook me so I just went back upstairs lol. I feel sorta bad but I don’t care enough to have looked to see who it was. My building gets enough weirdos as it is (I posted before about letting in a strange old man because he blocked the doorway)

No. 588680

>>588655
The nipple is central to the tit

No. 588699

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Charlie Rose was such a shitty interviewer, I don't even understand how he got a show in the first place. He made tons of assumptions about his guests, constantly asked loaded question, then promptly interrupted them when they tried to answer. I was also not surprised when he turned out to be a giant creep

No. 588752

I've always been told by dentists that I have a small opening/small mouth. I eventually realized it's why I don't like eating stuff like sushi in one bite and other dumb shit since it feels like too much food in my mouth. Anyway I've noticed more and more over the years that my mouth and jaw muscles seem to get tired easily. Especially after getting my wisdom teeth removed, I feel like I can't open my mouth that wide even though it's been a year. Sometimes my jaw pops but I don't think I have lock jaw or anything since its not really painful. I'm just a tiny mouthed freak.

No. 588770

Guess I'm not going to the college I've been wanting to go to, applied for, got accepted into be because my mother says it's too far (and toi expensive) and social sciences is useless and since she cried a lot, my sister agrees with her too. Alright.

No. 588776

>>588752
I have the same problem anon. I had to get braces twice when I was younger because my jaws/mouth are so goddamn small my teeth were overcrowded, and my muscles also get tired very easily like you described. Probably just slightly unfortunate genetics but I dunno

No. 588802

>>588770
If you don't go there's a high chance you'll end up regretting for the rest of your life and develop resentment to your mother. You need to at least try. If it really is not a good direction, you can always drop off in the future, maybe this would be some sort of consolation for the mom and sister. But in the end it's your life and you wanted this college and this major. And you got accepted on top of it all. There's a lot of life ahead of you; if it ends up being a good decision, everyone will be happy; if it's not, you'll just do something different in the future. Don't give up though.

No. 588821

>>588770
I'm not saying it's worth going into debt for, but it's worth trying out. I hate it when parents pull this shit- they're not going to be the ones living your life nor will they be with you for the rest of your life. You will probably spend a lot of time in the future thinking of "what if"s if you don't go, than if you go and then ultimately decide that it isn't for you. It's a sad reality that a lot of jobs now require a college education. Do all employers need you to have a relevant degree? No, they just want to see that you have a degree. Yes college is stupidly expensive, but nowadays, it's the bare minimum of what a lot of people need to get a job.

If you end up going (which I hope you do), I hope you'll enjoy it. I came out of school with a debt hanging over my head, but I would always choose to go back if I had the choice to redo it. The friends I made, the professors I had, and all the other opportunities that college afforded me were worth it. If you are a burger, see how much CSS/FAFSA will give you. Check if your school has any scholarships. There's always money somewhere. Good luck anon.

No. 588825

>>588770
my mom supported me in every education-decision I made, and I made a bunch of stupid decisions that wasted years and a fuckton of money. Not saying you should follow your mom's advice but it's at least worth taking into considertion.

No. 588842

>>588802
>>588821
>>588825
Thanks for your thoughtful replies anons, I'm not really hating my mother over this because she really just wants the best for me and might be a little uninformed of how things are. I hear her thoughts and I will consider them. But ultimately, I will make a decision which I think will be better for me. I know the college I got into is really far and the city I live in is really huge and unsafe. I also know I'll really regret if I don't take this chance. the graduates from this college get jobs as soon as they step out and I'll be stupid to let it go when I've gotten in. I'll need to weigh the pros and cons… Try to convince my mother. I hope it works out anons. And if it doesn't, well I've got lots of time in front of me.

No. 588850

I pooped so good today anons. After four painful days.

No. 588892

>Puts on good amount of make up
>Make up looks good
>I still look ugly

No. 588914

>>588892
You can be proud of your makeup skills then, arguably more valuable than superficial beauty.

No. 588921

>>588850
thats great anon! i hope ur feeling better

No. 588925

>>588589
disgusting. what are you on?

No. 588926

>>588914
Thank u anon <3 i just took off my make up earlier, felt better and cuter already. I hope u look good today too kind anon~~

No. 588968

Was surrounded by 'uwu depwessed pwincess' bitches who spouted fake positivity shit all throughout college. I can't stand that shit anymore and I feel like lc is the only place where I can post/recieve positive and encouraging messages and not feel like its that same fake shit since no one here is under any obligation to be nice kek. I love you catty bitches and will always support all of you.

No. 588980

I used to be able to spend hours talking to friends over MSN and the like when I was a teen. Now it seems like I can't connect to people anymore and I wonder what's wrong with me. I have such a hard time making friends.

No. 588981

>>588980
Same here. I enjoy being in discords, but just like real life, i am always the one who walks behind friends and have nothing to contribute. Nobody would notice if i left.

No. 588983

>>588980
There's nothing wrong with you, anon. I used to think this, but then I do meet people on occasion I click with. The common factor was that they had been through a lot of shit, like me. You're probably just more mature than some of the people around you. I know I can't take a lot of bullshit anymore.

No. 589003

>>580029
start lifting weights

No. 589005

Beets are wonderful. I made a bunch of roasted beets last night and sat on my couch popping them as snacks. I've had the best shits all day and I'm endlessly amused by purple poo.

No. 589007

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I just spent the past hour and a half on a gossip groupie forum from the early 00’s. Interesting stuff, but like Icarus before me, I have flown too close to the sun. Now I know the (rumoured) sex life (at that time) of multiple rockstars. I’m weirded out and don’t know what to do with all this information.

No. 589013

Been scrolling lolcow with my bf around and he asked what am I doing on 4chan… understandable mistake, feels tragic nonetheless.

No. 589014

As I get older I become scared of more and more things. I'm 30 but fear I will have agoraphobia by the time I'm 50. In the past 5 years alone I've developed a significant fear of both flying and lightning due to traumatic events, and especially in summertime it affects my quality of life. Before that I only had arachnophobia and I'd be taking flights 6 or so times a year and din't run for cover soon as I heard thunder.

I wish I could just get over it but isn't this the kind of thing that generally happens as life goes along? The more bad things happen, the more you're scared of?

No. 589015

>>589007
spill the beans bitch

>>589013
lol I tell mine it is 4chan, because I know he'd be looking out for my posts if he knew of this imageboard.

No. 589016

>>589014
not really… i mean you don't stop being deeply affected by things that happened in your life when you become a "real adult" so i doubt it's unheard of to develop phobias later in life.
but i'd say having phobias isn't "normal". you should seek therapy if possible. it's common but it's definitely hindering your daily life.

No. 589030

>>589007
>>589015
I second this, you neeed to spill the beans or point us toward the groupie board

No. 589031

>>589007
pray tell, anon. You can't just leave us hanging.

No. 589037

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>>589031
>>589015
>>589030
>http://www.voy.com/85692/
Haha not sure what exactly you girls wanted so theres the site. Enjoy, make use of that search button.

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>>589037
Thank you anon this will keep me entertained for a bit

No. 589056

>>589037
Joey was the one I crushed on in Slipknot lol, nice to know he wasn't a complete cunt with groupies but breaks my heart he won't settle down.

No. 589067

>>589056
Me too, I feel you.. Speaking of Slipknot I learned on there that Sid (is) supposedly shy, which is pretty cute and unexpected lol

No. 589071

>>588968
Stfu bitch gtfo I love and support you too anon, I hope you're having a nice day

No. 589095

>>579914
>>588925
the fact that you don't think johny depp was hot when he was younger tells me all I need to know about your taste in men aka you don't have any.

No. 589096

Ulta is such a dangerous store I really can't go in there anymore. I went in for drugstore products and ended up leaving with 70 dollars worth of high brand makeup including nars mascara that was so hyped up and turns out to be absolute trash. I cant be bothered to go return it though. At the check out they offered 25 dollars of my order and 4 full size kylie lipsticks in exchange for signing up for their credit card and I literally don't even wear liquid lipstick but the sound of "free" and 25 dollars off made me sign up for their dumb credit card which I now have to remind myself to cancel. My monkey brain needs to be locked in my room forever.

No. 589106

>>589096
My mom and cousin always spend hundreds of dollars in Ulta every time they go in. Like if you go once a month and spend less than $100 it's not that bad, but getting caught up in the points/staying "platinum" or racking up credit card debt is crazy easy lol. I guess store cards can be good for building up credit and getting deals but they're too risky to me.

No. 589107

>>589005
Dude, purple shits. Beets are the best, good taste anon,

No. 589145

i dont think anyone watches sports here but i'm glad the dodgers are on tv again. my grandpa was a huge fan before he passed

No. 589146

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No. 589154

>>589096
I always remind myself that stores and companies/brands aren't out to give me good deals or stuff for free; anything they do is to get more money out of me one way or another.

Also I can't believe you're passing on the chance to return that make-up. Where I live you can't return cosmetics, even when it's still sealed, and it sucks when you walk out of the store and realize the foundation is too dark in natural light after all.

No. 589161

I am knitting the heel part of my sock now and this is when things get truly exciting, and it's only 1am!

No. 589163

>>589013
This just happened to me, except my bf thought I was on reddit lol

No. 589245

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>>586950
>mfw I overdid it and some of its gettin stretchy
pray for my hair anons. I look dope though.

No. 589247

the thought of dating a skinny dude…how barbaric!

No. 589256

>>589247
Same anon, before I was into small and twinky guys and now my tastes have done a complete 180 and I’ve seen the light that is buff and big chested men

No. 589257

>>589247
i personally like chubby men more bc you don't find yourself worrying about your own weight all that much. plus theyre comfier to cuddle

No. 589258

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>>589257
The middle ground between higher end of average and chubby

No. 589261

Why does this dude message me telling me of all the girls that beg him to sleep with them or how many flings he has had? Like I cannot give a single shit and I've told him so. He has absolutely no interest in me so I have no idea why he is doing this. I blocked his number and he just messaged me from a diff number, then started telling me about this girl from his college who wants to bone him. Why?

No. 589262

>>589245
You'll be fine! Use hair masks and gentle shampoo, what matters is that you look dope so theres no reason to regret anything.

No. 589267

>>589247
Anon I don't wanna say you're wrong… but you're wrong
Nothing beats the feeling of putting your head on a skinny af guy's chest and hearing his hearbeat. If their chest bones show a bit too I'd melt.

No. 589271

>>589261
Did you ever do something to slight or reject him in any way, shape, or form? I've had men try to brag to make me feel bad even though we were never romantic to begin with. Or it might be because you talked to him so long and allowed the behavior and he he craves you as a weird ass outlet. Idk but I hate men

No. 589273

>>589271
Samefag but I worded this wrong because you did shut him down. I meant to say because maybe you didn't shut it down immediately he latched on and thought it was ok or appropriate. Anon I am stoned.

No. 589275

>>589273
It's ok blazed anon, i think youre right maybe i didnt tell him off as harshly… i mean, i blocked the mf but i guess he is just thick in the head. I rejected him like… twice and he's been cool with that and doesn't mention that. But if he tells me about how much some girl wants to bone him again, im blocking again
>Idk but I hate men
Period

No. 589280

>>589258
>>589256
>>589257
i didn't expect to get replies, much less so many extremely correct ones.

>>589267
but where's the tiddy meat tho? not even moobs, just a lil extra cushion in that area. plus you can hear a chubby guy's heartbeat too. if the guy is tall and broad, there's so much real estate to cuddle.

No. 589283

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>>589280
Nah, chubby and skinny men can gtfo. I like slightly buff men. Feels nice to be in their arms.

No. 589293

>>589258
This is where it’s at. I‘m not attracted to guts and arm fat on men, but when they have the tiniest hint of love handles on top of their boxers and thick thighs, give me that.

No. 589297

This dude told me he doesn't consider himself rich, just that his family is rich. His family who he lives with, who fund all of his foregion trips and his education. Yeah, but he isn't rich tho!

No. 589298

>>589247
>>589257
>>589258
>>589280
>>589293
why do anons always have shit taste in men? it's always fatties and old grandpas with you guys

No. 589303

>>589297
If he can't freely spend the money then he's not rich?

No. 589305

>>589298
What are you talking about anon? Sometimes in threads everyone only wants beanpole twinks. Woman have always had varied tastes, it's just that right now all the chubby chasers are awake and the skelly chasers are sleeping and dreaming of collapsed lung cuties

No. 589308

>>589298
Yeah, I don't get it.
>thin or fit is gross, I love it when they're a littly chubby, somewhat chunky, like a cushion, so soft and cuddly, with love handles teehee
Congrats, that can't even be called a "preference", you only lowered your standards to the point that you accept males at their absolutely lowest effort and you even try to make yourself believe that this is something positive. Never in my life have I heard a man say that about women, but hordes of attractive girls let themselves get brainwashed into thinking gamer or dad bodies are "hot".

>>589283
Even that is not difficult to obtain, not being fat and having a slight muscle tone would be super easy and natural for all males. It's insane what men made everybody believe is the norm, you seriously have to lead a terrible lifestyle to look as low t as your average young dude nowadays does (best example: sceptic with his wide birthing hips getting away with calling himself "alpha").

No. 589309

>>589308
It's not that deep

No. 589312

>>589305
just woke up and this entire post made me laugh ty and good morning anon

No. 589321

>>589308
I've heard men say that about women tons of times, where do you even live? Of course it's a preference. Attraction isn't a currency that you get for putting in effort. I like a man who cares about his looks but isn't too vain and puts in a lot of effort in other areas.

No. 589323

>>589308
It's obviously insecurity most of the time, like >>589257 said
>you don't find yourself worrying about your own weight all that much

I can sympathize, honestly, cause sometimes it can be hard to admit to yourself that you're thirsting over the sort of dude who wouldn't give you the time of day. And you feel like a less attractive guy will appreciate you more and treat you well. Women are really conditioned to prioritize being desired over desiring someone else, and society constantly tells us to lower our standards, give uggos/fatties/manlets/old creeps a chance, don't be shallow, etc etc. But these days I let myself indulge in fantasies about super hot guys who are way out of my league and it's freeing, men never stop to think about how they compare to the women they fap to so why should we? And if I want a super hot guy irl, it's my responsibility to improve my looks to be on their level. No reason to be in denial over that reality.

No. 589325

>>589308
yeah no man has ever said he wants a thick/chubby/fat girlfriend. "but it's not the same if a man says it!!1!1" it is.
also, no one in this thread is attracted to chubby men AND women. that'd just be insane and crazy.

>>589323
honestly i thought glowing up would "cure" me of my embarrassing preference for chubby men, which i assumed to be a consequence of my insecurities… nope, i just feel more confident seducing chubby guys.

No. 589337

since we're talking about skinny vs fat, tell me anons. would you consider this guy fit or a twink?

No. 589340

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>>589337
oops forgot the photo

No. 589344

>>589337

Definitely in the fit category.
He looks like he has a slender shape in general but is kinda working out I guess?

Not Twink material imo

No. 589347

>>589298
I laughed

No. 589348

>>589323
>And if I want a super hot guy irl, it's my responsibility to improve my looks to be on their level.
You could develop yourself in other areas to compensate even if you cannot, kinda like how men do when they know they can't size up to our physical expectations. Fat women have a good chance to get cute men. Sisters, we choose–not the men. The majority of men aren't meant to go on to reproduce.

I like how some of you think, but sometimes you pickme unintentionally.
Women are free to like and preference physically who we want, however it doesn't mean we should drop our expectations in how we are to be respected.

No. 589349

>>589337
Fit, he has a twink face tho

No. 589352

>>589337
>>589340
he's a twunk. fit but very low body fat, pretty face.

No. 589358

>>589340

twink 100% idk what everyone else on about

No. 589363

>>589323
>And you feel like a less attractive guy will appreciate you more and treat you well
It's funny since those guys are usually the biggest no pun intended type of assholes

No. 589368

>>589340
That's no twunk but more of a twink that lifted a few times

No. 589369

I’m a chubby girl and my boyfriend (8/10, very tall, toned) picked me over much skinnier (so in my mind, more attractive), pretty women who literally threw themselves at him and he tells me how he always found me more attractive than those women. I do think that there is surprising amount of men who would prefer a slightly chubbier girlfriend with a good figure than an average weight/skinny girlfriend with a less feminine figure.

No. 589376

>>589369
Sigh… I'm average skinny. And big boobs, wide shoulders, no ass or hips. Odd looking face. I just gotta develop a good personality I guess. And I am also so picky in who I find attractive, I'm sure I'll never find a man because I seriously am not attracted to men of my race (south asian). I've accepted defeat.

No. 589387

I hate gore. I seriously do hate it. It skeevies me out even in movies. I could barely watch the last part of Parasite because of the bloodiness. I cannot watch so many movies because I just can't stomach seeing people in pain at all. I feel like such a pussy because of it.

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No. 589395

>>589369
same for me, i'm a 5'9 200lb girl who has exclusively dated dudes who are leaning into being skinny. it's not like i even have big boobs but i've received a lot of compliments from past partners about liking how 'soft' my body is. i've been losing weight recently and my boyfriend keeps getting surprised when we're cuddling and theres less belly fat/my shoulders feel bonier.
An ex lost his virginity to a girl who could have been a model she was so conventionally attractive, one time he cried saying he wish he would have lost it to me instead.

No. 589415

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>>589369
>>589395

I mean chubby chasers were always a thing, some people have preferences outside of the norm.

No. 589422

>>589376
Unrelated but it’s so nice to know there’s someone else out there with similar body types as mine, thank you for sharing. And yeah I feel I’ll be alone forever because of it.

No. 589426

>>589267
most amazing feeling ever

No. 589469

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>>589298
I know this sounds fucked up but when i was in an ED clinic, there was an anorexic guy (body looked liked in the photo). Before him i was a chubby chaser, but he was so fucking nice to me that he converted me into a skinny-chaser. Idk if this is objectively worse considering its more self destructive but its my guilty pleasure.

No. 589472

I hate how dumb and argumentative my grandpop is. He asks for an opinion, and if it isn’t the one he wants to hear, he acts like a retarded two year old and pouts. I also have realized how much he bluffs and that I am a lot more competent than he wants me to believe.

No. 589475

>>589469
i heard that anas often end up overfeeding their partners or looking for heavier partners because they live vicariously through them and don't compare themselves to them. was that true for you?
looking for thin guys just sounds like yet another way to obsess over thinness.

No. 589476

>>589376
I’m the anon you replied to and I’m south asian too. I would never date a south asian man either, they’re literally disgusting to me. I exclusively date white guys tbh. I was a super ugly teenager too so you can make it, anon!

No. 589480

>>589415
That’s true, but I think there’s a stereotype of chubby chasers being “ugly guys” when ime, most of them have been pretty cute and conventionally attractive. I just think it’s more common than people think.

No. 589483

>>589475
I never actually dated a guy thanks to extreme anxiety, but i feel like i wouldn't do the overfeeding thing.
I think i was a chubby chaser because of a chubby-ish guy in a tv show i liked (plus my molester was chubby but idk if there's a link).

There is a very big chance that my "skinny guy kink" is deeply rooted in my ED though. I often dream about an ED bf (i know, fucked up) so he could truly understand. But we'd probably just relapse together so not a good idea.

No. 589484

>>587853
really thought this was a joke and watched 25 minutes without noticing

No. 589510

Jokes about having existential dread are so fucking old and not even funny. It’s like grow up already. There was a time I used to think all those self deprecating jokes “lol I’m dead inside I wanna die hahah” were funny but they’re just pathetic in reality. I had a few friends who were like that, don’t know how the hell I put up with them. It’s not cute at all. Screw my generation for normalising it

No. 589518

>>589510
Yeah that’s how I feel about those Sanrio ones people make. I hate how people get defensive when you calm them out on it too. “Oh this is just how I cope!!!” Lmao fuck off and get a damn therapist. Hanging onto these shit memes/jokes are just gonna make it worse.

No. 589520

>>589510
>Screw my generation for normalizing it

Are you like 50?

No. 589534

>>589520
Are you below 13yo? Self deprecating humor is definitely a millenial thing, possibly also zoomer.

No. 589538

>>589510
They can be genuinely funny sometimes but agree that it shouldn't become a personality trait.

No. 589558

I had been feeling angry, irritated and restless for days. Then I finally had a good, hard cry and felt immediately better. Thanks oxytocin

No. 589565

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>>589510
>HOW DARE OTHERS HAVE COPING MECHANISMS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stay mad moralfag

No. 589570

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Anons any advice for my drawing?
I've been trying to learn how to draw for the last month (its been exactly 40 days today). I was a complete beginner before so my drawing was shit. So i think there is some progress. But for some reason my drawings always look weird - something about the eyes maybe? This one's the best one I have so far.
Anyways, sorry if this is the wrong thread. This is a "realistic" one.

No. 589571

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>>589570
Samefag but i feel like cartoonish ones look better. How would you rate this compared to the other one?

No. 589573

>>589534
Yes, millennials do this, but it seems like it started with Gen X, not with millennials. Gen X was extremely nihilistic. Have you ever read any Gen X authors like Brett Easton Ellis?

Hell, imo it seems like Gen Z is kind of nihilistic in the same way that Gen X is. A lot of millennials have maintained this sort of unshakable, naive optimism that everything is going to be fine, because they spent their developmental years in the 90's, a time when middle class America was financially thriving. Gen X grew up in the cold war years, and Gen Z grew up in a post 9/11 war.

Most of Gen Z is also being raised by Gen X, whereas millennials were raised by boomers, another generation that saw some pretty good times in their early childhood (if they were white and middle class).

No. 589574

>>589573
*post 9/11 world, sorry I typed that all too fast lmao

No. 589575

>>589570
it's a small detail, but on most people you don't see any or very little eyewhite below the iris unless they're forcing their eyes open

anyway I don't really see anything especially "weird" for a beginner's drawing

No. 589576

>>589570
Eyes are always tricky because it's easy to make them look too flat and cartoony with thick outline. For a complete begginer you're doing okay. Definitely focus on studying basics - if you want to do portraits, do some studies of skulls from various angles, then move on to drawing from photos, ideally wide variety of faces so you don't get stuck with same face syndrome. Look up Proko on youtube, he has a lot of great advice and exercises for beginners.

No. 589577

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>>589570
I think there is an art thread in the catalogue, you could ask for more help there. But you should use guidelnes for the face if you aren't already. Draw faces from photographs and measure their proportions, the lenght of the nose, the space between the eyes etc etc. In this drawing, the philtrum is too long. Also, the hair don't make a lot of sense. Check out the summary of the artist salt threads. It's got good resources. I also recommend Sycra on youtube. Good luck anon! Every single artist has started from the beginning and you're not bad at all for someone who is just starting out.

No. 589578

>>589570
get a proper sketchbook and pencils + sharpener

No. 589579

>>589573
>because they spent their developmental years in the 90's, a time when middle class America was financially thriving.
mfw my country was in the depths of severe depression in the 90's and a lot of my fellow millenials born in the 80's and very early 90's have developed a nihilistic, cynical outlook on life with dark humor similar to American Gen Xrs

No. 589580

>>589573
Ah, I think you're correct, especially in USA. Thing with generations is that it's hard to pinpoint specific generational traits that would be universal worldwide, so even though there are some generalizations that can be done it's usually a bit more complex.

No. 589581

>>589570
>>589571
You have the same issue many beginners have: not understanding form. That's why the drawings "always look weird," because your brain can tell that some of the features look pasted on. As though you've drawn eyes on an inflated balloon, for example. It's important to see lines as delineation of form, and not just collections of things that are "supposed" to be there. Always make sure to note the three-dimensional form of what you're trying to capture.

FWIW, for an absolute beginner, your art is impressive.

No. 589583

>>589571
>>589570
I hope you enjoy getting into art anon! Other anons have given great advice but I really advise you to avoid any kind of cartoony style like >>589571 until you develop a stronger foundation. It will be counterproductive in the long run because it won't help you to understand the anatomy of a face (or body, how lighting affects the perceived shape and how to portray that etc. Keep studying from real life examples and draw the head from different angles too to help understand its 3D form. Good luck!

No. 589601

Just when I was about to go insane from boredom I find a twitter account retweeting butchered aave from dumbass kpop fans. God bless al gore's internet.

No. 589602

>>589601
Link me that shit, lovely anon

No. 589606

I clenched my jaw and it hurts around the part where my wisdom tooth would grew, cue the next hour of me researching abt wisdom teeth because im scared for my life its something i had to get fixed. It doesnt hurt that bad, mild pain to be exact but im paranoid and scared for my life. Wahhhhhhhh

No. 589609

>>589601
>>589602
Seconding this, I need a good laugh

No. 589611

>>589606

When’s the last time you got an X-ray back there? Most people have to get their wisdom teeth removed and if you wait too long it gets harder, more expensive, and more painful to do. It’s definitely something you shouldn’t put off getting looked at if you’re a teenager or older and haven’t gotten them out yet.

No. 589612


No. 589613

>>589570
Loomis loomis loomis, loomis loomis

No. 589616

>>589612
I kiss you in a pandemic safe way anon, thanks

No. 589623

Wore a full face of no makeup makeup for the first time in a long time, since I usually just wear concealer under my eyes and that's it. It genuinely boosted my confidence and made me feel pretty, which I haven't felt in a long time

No. 589662

why are those little packets of aftercare conditioner they give with box dyes so good? istg theyre so much better than regular conditioner.

No. 589667

>>589662
I looked it up some time ago and it seems like they have 3 times more silicone. I think there are some brands that sell specific high silicone conditioner.

No. 589671

>>589662
go to a store that specializes in selling haircare stuff to hair salons, they'll have conditioners and masks not available in regular drugstores.

No. 589705

why are a bunch of popular meme accounts on instagram handing over their accounts to "BIPOC collectives?" it's happened to like 5 that i follow and all of the subsequent posted content posted by these "collectives" looks borderline identical. are the people running these accounts doing this willingly? it seems weirdly coerced

No. 589714

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>>582710
Molly anon here, tried it yesterday for my birthday and it was amazing. My boyfriend and I spent a lot of it cuddling/kissing, and looking at trees, fireflies, and katydids.

Still have an "afterglow". Can't wait to do this again on Halloween! I'm thinking we'll take a longer walk then since it'll be cooler weather.

No. 589721

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At 25 years old I finally decided to get over my fear of driving and have scheduled a road test for Monday. I am both nervous and excited; wish me luck cause I may throw up.

No. 589724

>>589721
Good luck! I hate driving to my core and only do it when I absolutely have to but it's a good skill to have and has helped a ton in emergencies.

No. 589726

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Lol wtf is this
What are neopronouns now??
and >muslim trans woman

No. 589727

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Probably one of the reasons I liked anime is because most characters slept on a matters on the floor and I found that relatable because for most of my life I didn't have a bed and slept on a mattress on the floor instead, it made me feel seen,

No. 589731

>>589727
I’ve always felt like floor beds were so much better to real beds. Maybe that’s my inner poverty speaking, but they’re so comfy. Blankets stacked below you, or putting a blanket over the heating vent. 10/10

No. 589732

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Apparently MJ wrote the Barber of Seville, according to YouTube.

No. 589733

>>589731
I've slept on stacked blankets before, with time it can give you back pains especially if you're not a kid anymore but as a kid, I slept on all types of things.

No. 589734

My cats 100% of the time scream and need to be standing on top of me. Getting anything done is incredibly hard and it doesn't matter if I set aside seven hours a day for two months straight; they're never satisfied. Toys, furniture, other animals.. nothing cures it. They just need to scream and stand on me until the feeling passes.
They act like I've injured them if I move them even slightly

No. 589750

>>589734
How big is your place? My apartment is pretty small for two cats and I take them out on harnesses for a bit everyday if I can. I feel like it has benefited them a lot but it all depends on your cat's personality.

No. 589776

It's hilarious to me that some people expect to get supermodel bone structure from doing that 'mewing' thing

No. 589797

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I wanted to order some walking dead comics so I could read them when I wait for the bus aaand I can't buy them anywhere in my country. The only ones I can get are the thic 6lb complete volumes.

I'm trying to get back into reading, especially in my own language because I REALLY need to increase my vocabulary etc. but it's so difficult to find interesting books since I'm picky af.

No. 589921

Thinking about that time I went to the dentist and she told me I'd be in a lot of pain/swollen probably because I'm a redhead. But I so clearly was not, I'm naturally a dirty blonde and my hair was really dark at that time. My hair has always looked kind of "two toned" before I ever got blonde highlights or anything. If I look at my hair closely or in certain lighting it does have kind of a red tone to it but I wouldn't even call it strawberry blonde. But still her saying I was a ginger and to prepare to look busted up was so funny to me and I didn't even argue lmao Then at my check up she was surprised I didn't look swollen. Also my hair is so dark now I want to get highlights so bad.

No. 589937

> Be me
>Summertime makes me The Big Sad
> Too hot and humid to do anything outside without feeling sick
>Just going outside to water my plants makes me dizzy
>Spend all my time inside during the summer
>Absolute boredom, which makes Big Sad worse.
>Decide to combat Big Sad by pretending its my favorite time of year, fall.
>Baked a Pumpkin bread and made hot cocoa, rented a horror movie, put on my Halloween socks, lit a pumpkin and marshmallow candle.
>Why stop there? Time to set up Halloween decorations.
>Open Halloween decorations box, is empty.
>I am confushiun
>Make eye contact with ceramic jack-o-lantern on shelf
>Realize I never un-decorated last year so my decorations have been out since last Halloween and they have become part of my normal home decor.
>Now Big Sad because I was really looking forward to decorating.

No. 589941

>>589937
Buy some more decorations to go with your spooky décor. Plus, you'll have something to wait for! It's win-win.

No. 589942

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No. 589976

>>589941
exactly what I wanted to suggest, get out of season halloween stuff online! You should be able to save money and have sthg exciting to look forward to

No. 589998

>>589941
>>589976

TY anons I actually was just looking around and saw that the store At Home has their Halloween stuff out already! I'm gonna treat myself to a lil shopping spree because Halloween may be cancelled due to the 'Rona but I'm still going to celebrate!

No. 590010

>>589570
it's a good start anon, practice is literally the only thing that will make you improve, so keep drawing. a few tips:
1. don't blend with your finger (if it's pencil). it makes the skin look muddy. focus on developing finer line and shading skills.
2. the whites of the eyes are never pure white. add some form of shading.
3. you can go a lot darker with your shading. don't be afraid to add more range of value in your drawings. think of an actual light source hitting this drawings face.
4. do warm up gesture drawings before working on a longer piece, understanding the human form is essential.

No. 590027

new thread >>590016

No. 590038

>>589705
handed over? probably sold.



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