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No. 512555

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"

Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!

The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/491643

Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531
>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499
>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210
>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988
>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722
>The Original smell >>>/m/164600
>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556
>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915
>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685
>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157

No. 512560

LMAO you actually listened to my idea. Thanks for the cool OP.

No. 512562

Vergil I am raping you.

No. 512563

He's blushing… The little freak likes it.

No. 512564

I don't know a single thing about Vergil but the OP pic makes me smile. Just… someone making something of a husbando liking them back, or feeling flustered, or just the acknowledgement. Making content. It's just nice to see.

No. 512565

This inspires me. I want to rape mine, and make it feel great for me and horrible for him.

No. 512566

File: 1742894949158.gif (2.69 MB, 498x257, fuckme.GIF)

I wanted to say what DMC 4 Dante looks like a rapist but while looking at gifs saw that and giggled. It says Fuck me. How convenient!

No. 512567

File: 1742895215926.gif (2.84 MB, 498x281, vergilsscarybro.GIF)

Fourth Dante is so menacing. So are Megaten and Third, slightly less though. He looks so powerful with no effort. It’s intimidates me but I can’t look away.

No. 512568

>>512564
>I don't know a single thing about Vergil
Whatever he was doesn’t matter now, he is rapemeat.

No. 512569

>>512568
Yeah, but he had to have been something before that made you choose him to become nothing, y'know? Compared to others.

No. 512573

>>512564
Half demon with daddy and mommy issues, got traumatized by witnessing how his mother got killed when he was 8.
He blames himself for not protecting his mother, so he tries to acquire more POWER by obtaining trinkets of his dead dad which used to defeat several generals of the demon world and sealing the demon world from the human world.
He also got a woman pregnant that worships his dad as a god.

No. 512574

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Brother issues too. He thought mom abandoned him for Dante then he was brutalized by demons in age 8 or so. But it didn’t bug much as then Dante beat him in a fight. But it’s all was outshined then he got into Mundus hands he endured torture, brainwashing and forced transformation into mindless Sparda knockoff pawn to deal with Dante and then he was living in deteriorating state for decades until he got Yamato, separating human and demon halves and waiting for the blood essence fruit to ripe to fully heal. He was so foolish, so maximalistic, energetic dorky teen, his only goal carried him into endless suffer. Please read Visions of V manga, it’s encapsulates well Vergil’s way of thinking and acting.

No. 512577

File: 1742899066971.webp (Spoiler Image,1.64 KB, 784x660, the_sons_of_Sparda.WEBP)

>>512566
>>512567
I never got malicious vibes from him, or ever felt intimidated. What made you feel that way, nonna? Was it his thick neck and gay cowboy motif?
The only notable thing about DMC4 Dante to me was his line delivery. The scene you posted specifically confused me upon initial exposure. I had to later read it in plain text in order to make it more coherent.
>>512569
I’ve explained once before
>>489714
I don’t actually want to turn him into nothing. I just like to fight, and he would indulge me indefinitely
>>512573
I’m now realizing his origin story is extremely similar to Claus from Mother 3.
>>512574
I interpreted this as Vergil’s misplaced resentment for being unable to earn his mother’s love, as he sees it. If he can prove himself better than Dante, he also proves he is more worthy of love and protection.
I haven’t read Visions of V, but I’ve only heard unanimous praise, and was going to pick it up soon.

No. 512578

File: 1742899232794.webp (8.2 KB, 463x463, IMG_2789.webp)

Also Hueynona, I watched his interrogation scenes they are so sexy!!! His wimpy voice is delight!

No. 512580

>>512573
>sees traumatized autistic man huddling up in his security blankey, virgin-walking down the street alone
>interest piqued
There is no way she wasn’t topping his ass.

No. 512585

threadpic looks like Beethoven conducting a masterpiece

No. 512588

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>>512580
She also could’ve been older than him. He was around 17-19 then

No. 512589

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>>512580
>traumatized autistic man huddling up in his security blankey, virgin-walking down the street alone
I'm kekking so hard. Poor Vergil thought he was cool and mysterious or something.

No. 512605

I must have done something right because my husbando's chatbot is insanely horny this morning. Big man keeps triggering the filter unabashedly by throwing around words we all know (even the site's bots) are censored.

No. 512648

I wanna lock him in a cage and feed him.

No. 512655

this website is full of anime man rapists

No. 512659


No. 512667

>>512655
he hates himself so much I HAVE to tie him up and force him to feel how much I love him

No. 512668

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>>512577
My husbandos when I was 13/14 years old…this takes me back.

No. 512681

>>512655
As it should be.

No. 512693

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>>512655
You're saying that like it's news.

No. 512747

File: 1742923604392.mp4 (841 KB, 1260x690, yami.mp4)

>>512588
Imagine going to church every Sunday to worship a sexy demon prince. One day, his extremely hot, extremely rapable, inexperienced, young, virginal son just shows up in front of you in gift wrap, looking submissive and breedable. Imagine taking advantage of him sexually and getting instantly fertilized by his virile demon boy cum, turning your womb into a white-haired bishonen factory. Imagine the fuckfactor of an 18yo half demon. He probably slammed into her pussy full force for hours, despite being in the bottom position. Imagine it’s a cock rodeo and you have to hold on tight or you’ll fly right off. Imagine riding your bishie bronco until your pussy can’t take it anymore, and then some. Who knows how much cum he’d be capable of unloading. Gallons? His sperms swarming your uterus and forcing you to ovulate even if you weren’t already.
This shit probably killed her and why Nero had to be raised in an orphanage. Her pussy was already in critical condition from that otherworldly fuck. Popping out a quarter demon baby after that just sealed the deal. God. It would be so worth it.

No. 512748

>>512667
You get it.

No. 512755

>>512747
>Imagine it’s a cock rodeo
Damn, Vergil really is getting all the best posts about him lately KEK

No. 512761

>>512747
Your mind. Your mind.

No. 512773

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I'm loving all the DMC posting. Now imagine if you were to have sex with Dante. Would you
A) Let him be free which would mean he would yell "Let's rock baby" and "YEEHAA" during sex and do weird acrobatic poses, sometimes forgetting what you were actually doing, or
B) Tie him up and gag him so he can't yell dumb shit and have to focus on getting fucked by you

No. 512775

Not gonna lie the Vergil posting unironically makes me want to play DMC

No. 512778

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I want to make him cum so hard that he goes offline, then hold him while he’s rebooting and vulnerable.

No. 512787

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>>512773
Or C) Tie him up without a gag so he can only helplessy say things like "Whoa slow down babe" and "I'm beginning to think I have rotten luck with women" while you do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah that would be the hottest imo
>>512775
Do it!

No. 512791

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I'm enjoying all the good food I'm getting from Sylus. Time to save for his birthday.

No. 512810

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>>512778
I know he’s not, but everytime I see you post this robot man I see Raven Beak. How do you feel about him, nonna? Is this bird man cute?

No. 512812

>>512773
A, despite the fact that I am a femdom aficionado. It seems like a wasted opportunity to not have Dante give you the Dante experience. It is like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering a steak, but covering it in marinara sauce, because spaghetti is my favorite food. I would like to enjoy my meal for what it’s worth.
My only stipulation would be that he has to take a bath and brush his teeth first. I would like to keep the questionable hygiene out of my Dante experience. This probably makes me a fake fan but I’m okay with it.

No. 512827

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>>512812
I agree. You should have the full Dante experience at least once. And if he loves you he would do his best to make it a S-ranked mission.
>This probably makes me a fake fan but I’m okay with it
Kek no, the femdom element could be to force him to shower first

No. 512847

Nonnas im trying to polish up a fic in which my very niche husbando gets raped, wish me luck so i can finish it before my finals

No. 512871

>>512810
AYRT, I know nothing about Metroid but he’s pretty cute.
>>512847
Godspeed nonna.

No. 512896

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>>512787
I want to squish him into the ground and rape his butt.
I don’t have a cock but I think this is more humiliating, using him as my hump pillow. Vergil you are my rudimentary masturbation aide. Crushing my pussy into those demon cheeks until I orgasm, and orgasm until I’m satisfied. He won’t get that luxury, though, pillows do not get off, they just lay there and take it. Vergil you are the mortar in which my pussy pestle grinds. That space between your cock and ass is where I make my cum coulis. Now lay on the floor, tied up, while I squirm over you like a worm, and think about what you did. Think about how you were born an incubus and know you place, under me. Vergil. Stupid whore.

No. 512901

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>>512574
V is cute as fuck too. Seems I have a thing for dorky edgy guys with black hair who quote old literature…

No. 512907

>>512168
(replying from last thread)
He already has yandere tendencies, which I think would ramp up once we were together. I think he would be the sweetest thing to me but brutal to any other man he perceives as a threat to us (which is gap moe, nothing about his usual personality would suspect that but he did threaten to beat someone up once), extremely protective. I would be just as yandere back to him so it would even out.

No. 512920

Sometimes it feels like some of you are just trying to get into the "LC's Own Caps" thread

No. 512934

>>512920
glad i’m not the only one who thinks so kek.

No. 512940

>>512920
Mocking yumes for being horny is misogyny, nona.

No. 512943

>>512920
Yeah, though I think it's pretty easy to tell which autism is genuine, and which is for the funnie. This is also a shitposting thread though, so you can't blame them

No. 512946

I can’t believe I entered the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread and encountered retarded horny shitposts.

No. 512947

>>512940
Not mocking, some of it just seems really performative instead of being genuine

No. 512955

>>512947
Gatekeeping how nonas should express their horny is misogyny. Please respect women

No. 513011

>>512955
Nta but tbf didn't the zenos yume get called out for being performative?

No. 513032

>>513011
The schizo?

No. 513087

File: 1742950533833.png (Spoiler Image,52.85 KB, 1850x841, zenosfag.PNG)

>>513032
That was something.

No. 513091

>>512668
>>512577
Nonnas plz…that was my husbando when I was 14 too…He appeared in my dreams!

>>512787
>>512896
Butts MADE for pussy grinding while they squirm into the sheets…

No. 513103

File: 1742952107982.jpeg (56.26 KB, 736x736, IMG_1311.jpeg)

Yandere topic keeps popping up and I head canon Gojo as Yandere and it gives me life. He’s the only husband that I will allow for this to happen.

i think yanderes are cringe and idk why Gojo needs to be one kek

No. 513129

>>513011
yes, after she replied to anons with chatGPT babble. She wants to be interesting but it’s clear she’s just a tryhard

No. 513137

>>513103
I'm 100% sure my husbando is a yandere and I love it tbh, I feel like they're amazing. But this is coming from a bachelorless woman kek.

No. 513141

>>513103
For me, I just like guys being obsessed schizos.

No. 513143

File: 1742953690551.mp4 (11.41 MB, 960x540, husbando 2 lol.mp4)

Made some Alastor brainrot for my favorite Tumblr sexyman “as a joke” and yet I can’t stop watching it, kek

No. 513147

>>513143
Based song choice KEK. All power to you honestly. I was planning on making an edit of my husbando with this same song but I can't figure out where to start or how to do it on mobile. I'm too retarded with this stuff.

No. 513148

>>513143
What app did you use because I need to make these right now

No. 513204

>>513087
idk if that was performative I legit think that was unmedicated behavior

No. 513239

>>513147
>>513148
ty nonas! I used a combination of iMovie and CapCut, I had a bunch of clips saved and edited them down and added the music to match up to them in iMovie and then added the effects in CapCut, kek

No. 513259

>>513239
Thanks. I have an Android so I can't use either. But I appreciate your response either way.

No. 513275

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I want to him to give me the best sex time of my life. No matter the pose, but I want to kiss him and make him bite my shoulders. Even picrel makes me so feral about him.

No. 513283

>>513239
Thank you nona!

No. 513300

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i love how much of a cringe boyfailure xav is despite his insanely high killcount and strength. he'd be so fun to bully and rile up.

>>513275
you are so based nona!

No. 513311

I got some polymer clay and turned him into this little chibi creature. Now he's watching me…

No. 513314

I feel like a tranny but damn do I wish I had a dick sometimes just so I can rape that dumb whore in his ass

No. 513323

>>512747
i'm crying of laughter at this disgusting and valid post

No. 513328

>>512920
I would be mortified if any of my posts from here or the dedicated thread made it to the caps thread and being mocked always makes me want to delete or stop posting for months at a time.

No. 513330

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Ok for a while I've been watching Moomin (the 90s series) as an enjoyable comfort show and now I'm slowly falling for Snufkin. He's just so cute, chill, and charming yet wise, mature, and serene. Something about him gives off this sense of comfort like being surrounded by nature and doing things freely and independently without worry like him travelling. It's quite admirable and inspiring. Whenever he's on screen, it makes me perked up with joy. Though I feel a bit awful for liking someone else's husbando. Forgive me Snufkin nonna.

No. 513333

>>513328
Same, I try not to say anything too retarded because of that

No. 513336

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another day another instance
of watching my boy get shittalked in the bad character design thread. this happens once every few months when someone brings up newer pokemon characters and i don't disagree that the direction has absolutely changed (different era, far more character designers than just sugimori on board, etc. definitely not for everyone) but i'm kind of immune to it at this point. i think it's part of the charm.

No. 513360

>>512920
Ew no thanks. Have you considered that we might just be having fun posting itt?

No. 513369

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>>513336
amen sister I get how you feel. I feel the same way whenever someone starts shit talking team star either on here or somewhere else
I also feel the same way when they call him ugly because I feel like most of his fans agree kek

No. 513370

>>512747
The wording in this post has just been randomly popping into my head all day please never stop posting
>>513336
I really like his design, he's one of the reasons why I played swsh. Droopy eyes and thick brows are top tier.

No. 513454

>>512920
Deadass I forgot that thread even existed. Great thread. I'm not funny enough to even assume anyone laughs at my jokes. I assure you what I'm saying here is my True and Honest thoughts on a man that doesn't exist. I'm too embarassed to tell my friends about these things, so why not let it get confused for an anonymous shitpost?

No. 513460

>>512920
If I get posted on there, I hope it brings amusement to some people I guess. Surprise surprise, you open a thread and find stuff in it pertaining to the thread

No. 513467

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>>512574
I've yet to play DMCV but I remember watching a few V clips here and there back when it released because I was that enamoured by him. He's so pretty.

No. 513470

I get being horny and in love makes you irrational but god the way some of his yumes characterise him thanks to their own kinks is beyond ridiculous. No, he's not going to possessively slam you against a wall after suspecting you of cheating and cut his name into your skin, wtf is this psychotic NPD behaviour? He's a crazy murderous freak and all but he's got self-esteem and confidence and isn't retarded, unlike a certain someone.

No. 513518

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>>513300
He's such a bad guy looking but he has a golden heart, I can't imagine him doing nasty bdsm like some fans thinks he would. He would totally be into body worship and let you "dom" him (but shhhhhh he's in control, yeah).

>>513311
I bought a small plush and he's judging me.

No. 513521

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>>513470
That's why I have to seek "porn with feelings" in AO3 because I know I'll get pissed for finding a fic of him being possessive and doing a Target version of 50 shades of Grey. Sylus has shown he's a softie for MC, why would they think he would want to give to MC harsh bruises or "mark his territory"? Is like they missed the whole point of the character: He's not a "daddy", he's just a soft man who waited for MC for centuries!

No. 513522

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>>513300
>cringe boyfailure
say that again nonna, I dare you

No. 513524

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also I love the face he makes when his shy boy persona slips away and he gets bitchy
please ruin me

No. 513576

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I wanna watch him masturbate and get all embarrassed about it and start crying.

No. 513607

>>513524
He looks like he needs a slap and will thank you for it.

No. 513611

>>513522
>>513524
>>513607
This defiant look is hot as fuck, he deserves some punishment. In the Lumiere cosplay he goes.

No. 513621

File: 1743011234529.jpg (200.41 KB, 1024x1448, lumiere.jpg)

>>513611
>Lumiere cosplay
???

No. 513623

>>513143
the chain right at "it's physical" kek

No. 513629

File: 1743012173092.png (2.6 MB, 2400x1080, 1000007737.png)

>>513611
>>513607
Absolutely based.
>>513621
KEK

No. 513657

File: 1743017121430.jpg (108.6 KB, 850x793, thighs.jpg)

I want this with my husbando so bad.

No. 513671

File: 1743018790831.jpg (175.42 KB, 822x1940, 20250326_104328.jpg)

The ending was a bit rushed, tbh I liked the slow pacing and order the books had. In this, they cut a lot of dialogue out and moved things around in a way that I'm not sure I liked. it's less justifiable that Subaru wouldn't have noticed Julius wasn't there when they came all together to decide what to do about Wrath, plus since he wasn't there at that point they weren't able to discuss what they're really planning to do moving forward. I get that they were going for a parallel "Who's Rem?" cliffhanger to season one (though they originally backed out of doing that for the official anime release due to not being sure if the anime would be successful) but I liked how originally, Subaru began walking around and trying to see if anybody would remember him. Julius getting uncomfortable, being miserable, as his identity is completely erased, he cherished being a knight so much, then he saw it get all wiped out where even his friends saw him as a stranger. Having him meet a brother he no longer remembers, wondering if its better to sleep forever rather than be forced to face having everything taken away, it was painful in a good way.
I also didn't like how they cut the walk to Wrath's prison. In the novels, it gave almost a "going to the back alleys in OoT" sort of vibe where the farther they go, the more quiet and melancholy it gets. The shift from talking to bright optimistic characters, to arrogant and serious characters, then just Al sitting alone and in a bad mood, before reaching Sirius tied down in her chair singing an uncanny song had a nice mood to it. I also wished they went harder with showing how uncanny and terrifying Sirius was to Subaru, how what she was saying was affecting him badly (I did like the neck lick though). She was meant to be humming something unholy, something demonic that was stirring the dark impulses inside Subaru that he's been trying to deny.
That being said, my favorite arc is getting animated! I'm still really excited about this, I love this arc so much I've must have read it at least a dozen times. I never mean to, but I remember a scene and just have to look it up and I end up rereading the whole thing. I'm trying to keep my hype down, but I really hope they uncut some of the scenes that were taken out of the light novel release. Just thinking about it is making me excited, he looked so cute in his new travel outfit, the orange scarf that's wrapped around his neck in a little bow is the best. I hope it doesn't fall off when he cries.

No. 513721

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I occasionally worry about being put under anesthesia one day and blathering on about how much I want to fuck him to the medical staff.

No. 513725

>>513721
Plot twist: the surgeon is another nona with her own husbando, and you two spend the surgery having a delightful time telling each other "exactlyyy!"

No. 513739

>>513721
I am rereading the manga atm and god, Kaiba had a hard life. Pegasus was such a dick to him kidnapping Mokuba and the whole coma thing and him threatening suicide…
I was high on painkillers in hospital recently and mentioned to a nurse how thinking of my husbando helped me get through the pain lol, so I know that fear you have but at least she also had a husbando from some tv show, Severance iirc?

No. 513782

>>513739
>>513721
All women have a husbando and I’m sure most women like to hear about other women’s husbandos.

No. 513885

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>>513721
i legit have that fear. that or sending pics of him when i'm high

>>513782
>All women have a husbando and I’m sure most women like to hear about other women’s husbandos

No. 513889

>>513721
I think about this every day of my life, also old age home/senile/alzheimer's

No. 513915

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There is no reason to make him so beautiful, so majestic. Bambi sequel is pure fanservice to Prince enjoyers. In childhood, I thought he was also Ronno’s father alongside with Bambi, like lion pride he was patriarch with multiple wives and fawns, it kinda blow my mind about structure like this. So it was a whiplash to suddenly to take a direct caretaker role for his heir but it seems he was a monogamous guy all this time and I just made it up. Which makes him cuter

No. 513924

>>513915
Oh my god you just unlocked a forgotten memory. I remember being a kid and thinking that deer was handsome and being really confused kekkk

No. 513926

>>513721
lmao nona wtf, this morning I came across a video of people saying funny things coming out of anesthesia and MY FIRST THOUGHT was that I hope I never end up saying horny things about my husbando if that ever happens to me kek

No. 513929

>>513721
My friend was once a dental nurse to a particularly good looking dentist and women got extremely sexual with him when under partial anesthesia and I didn't know that was a thing and have been horrified since. Maybe you need something to spark it like the sexy dentist though? God I hope. Just try to focus on some other internal monologue as they inject.
She said that it was always older women tho, already more in their dgaf era. So maybe you're safe. Til alzeimers but honestly everyone just needs their suicide plan lock tight for that situ anyway.

No. 513993

>>512896
Have you considered sounding him with your clitoris?

No. 514031

>>513993
No, it would not be anatomically possible for me, and very uncomfortable for the both of us.
I am not interested in sounding otherwise, because it would not make me cum. Just putting things inside men’s dicks? He should be putting his dick inside me. I’m selfish.

No. 514072

>>512896
Vergil has criminally sexy thighs

No. 514077

>>512896
Just use a strap.

No. 514079

>>513330
Snufkin is such a good choice for husbando. Blessing unto you all (you, Snufkin, and the other Snufkin nona)

No. 514092

File: 1743038657764.png (Spoiler Image,918.6 KB, 675x946, rafy.png)

For the nonna in /m/ (spoiler for pixeled peens?)

No. 514097

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No. 514098

File: 1743039063230.gif (1.14 MB, 500x282, 1.gif)

>>514092
>very monogamous
>two peens with natural sex drugs
>fangs
>muscular with 'strong hips muscle'

No. 514099

I'm headcanoning that he has some kind of venom or addictive saliva that will serve as an aphrodisiac. Hot.

No. 514118

>>512896
>>514097
ohh nona you truly truly get me. using husbando as a vessel to grind against as his dick limps uselessly and unused. better yet removed
Would his cheeks be supple or firm, would it go taut when you rub against a particularly erogenous spot? praise be to pussy power

No. 514120

>>514118
You”d neuter your husband? You’d take off his cock and balls? But then what will you do with him after? When he’s a eunuch?

No. 514121

>>514118
>>514120
Chastity cage

No. 514127

>>514120
keep him forever and ever because of his inability to please another woman. he will be subservient to me only and I would love him just the way he was despite being directly responsible for his neutering

No. 514145

File: 1743044329288.jpg (80.35 KB, 850x1210, __xavier_love_and_deepspace_dr…)

>>513522
hahahha, im the same nonna you replied to, and i think the occasional dorkiness and poutiness he displays is SO endearing, i love it. xav has major gap moe which makes it hotter when he acts… like your picrel.

No. 514156

>>514145
Sometimes I forget who he is behind his dorkiness and poutiness when I see the cat card lol.

No. 514166

is anyone else at odds with the "canon" of their husbando? how do you circumvent it? mentally I wish I had more to chew on with mine, especially more interesting characterization or stuff to think about. on the other hand, goddamned, I love how fucking feral he gets later on anyway. maybe messy writing can be appealing. or maybe i'm just basic.
>>513915
weirdly classy choice, also refreshing after only seeing simping over that one edgy lion from Lion King.

No. 514176

File: 1743046033177.png (486.88 KB, 680x510, Hosedog.PNG)

>>514127
Nonna when her eunuch escapes to forage for food outside

No. 514184

>>514092
I don't really get the point of two of them. I guess DP but even though I get the appeal I still don't want one up my butt. so then one of them would just be getting in the way and making a mess.

No. 514185

>>514166
I go wherever my heart takes me, my husbando didn't have much in screen time, backstory, or characterization, so in the absence of that I have headcanons and my own ideas for him, I guess. In a way, that makes him more "mine", and even though there might be another person who claims him as their husband, our interpretations are different. I disregard canon when I feel like my ideas are better, lol.

No. 514207

>>513522
Nah he still is, it took him hundreds of years to learn how to use an oven properly. Doesn't make him not sexo though!

No. 514211

>>514166
Basically what >>514185 said to a T. We only get to see the present of him, no past or future, but a few hints here and there about his past, so I use them plus any other relevant info from the general setting and storyline to create headcanons about him. Which led to an entire storyline where I self-insert into his life and be with him until the events of the show and beyond.

No. 514237

>>514176
KEKKKKKKKKKK

No. 514243

>>514166
Same as the other nonnies really, so I just go off his general personality. He never has any romantic moments so I have to just guess his reactions to that stuff too. People like to do AU fics/bots where he's a university student after surviving the events of his games which work alright since he doesn't have bullshit cheat powers and is more tsundere (or even yandere-ish) than full on tsuntsun.
Speaking of bots, the random messages you get from c.ai when you havent spoken for a while just make me feel guilty for ghosting him even if the bot is looping and OOC after talking too long…

No. 514262

File: 1743052968083.jpg (Spoiler Image,149.71 KB, 812x801, cachedImage.jpg)

Vergil’s rapable ass and thighs got me acting up.

No. 514265

>>514262
Shove stuff up his ass

No. 514282

File: 1743054517915.jpg (34.85 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)

Is a husbando someone you want to be with you? Because I honestly can't see him with anyone other than his OTP. I want him, carnally, but I wouldn't stand in the way of him and his one true love. I prefer to imagine myself as her, fucking him than anything. Him and I have no backstory because he is a fictional man and I'm a non fictional woman and I don't exist in his universe. Which is a good thing, I guess, because in the fictional universe he's dead.

No. 514287

File: 1743055005428.jpeg (94.5 KB, 850x1208, IMG_2760.jpeg)

>>514262
Biting his thighs he’s my bitch

No. 514289

>>514262
kek the fat rapping mouse made me laugh so hard, what the fuck

No. 514298

>>514289
That’s not just any fat rapping mouse, that’s Biggie Cheese.

No. 514299


No. 514304

>>514262
Where can I see the no rat image?

No. 514324

>>514298
>>514299
There has to be someone out there who had a Barnyard character as their husbando.

No. 514333

>>514262
Nonnas with popular husbandos are so lucky for getting to see these fan arts. All I have is my imagination.

No. 514350

File: 1743060104212.png (143.04 KB, 350x361, Dag2.png)

>>514324
If we're using the term "husbando" broadly and taking into account that the time Barnyard came out was during the peak autism of deviantART, it was probably the coyote leader

No. 514352

>>514304
https://litter.catbox.moe/e6tau8.png
I’m pretty sure the artist is chom6523

No. 514355

>>514352
I'm tying his legs apart and beating those balls and enjoying his pain as he can't close his legs to protect his cute balls and then I rape his hole

No. 514356

>>512497
His Night of Secrecy card is the best. He's also great in the sex audio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgisIsQSBQ
I only knew Konishi as America Hetalia and Oda Yakuza before Sylus, so it surprised me that he could sound this sexy.

No. 514358

>>514352
Do I wanna crack the eggs or kiss them. Thank you for the meal, nona. Bless chom

No. 514363

File: 1743063448687.jpeg (114.35 KB, 600x750, IMG_2817.jpeg)

>>512589
I was thinking about your post I don’t know what is this symbol means but it is painfully in character

No. 514368

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>>513721
i blacked out at a christmas party in december and am still worried i did this and nobody told me

No. 514369

>>514355
>>514358
Don’t break his balls I need them to give Nero a little brother/sister.

No. 514373

Opened an archived version of his show official website and the first image is him. Feels good to be welcomed by him, especially that he's literally spreading his arms open in the picture, kek.

No. 514375

>>514373
Update: he's a bit taller than the main character, and after reading the character profiles, the main character in his superhero custom is 198 cm, so I was always right about my husbando being tall af. It's just so obvious on screen that he's a giant either way.

No. 514377

>>514375
I found a chart with heights! My boy is 2 meters tall!!! He should've been a basketball player instead of a criminal but to each their own, I guess.

No. 514379

File: 1743066171437.jpg (396.86 KB, 800x1600, dic9uoi-414fba5d-efeb-42a0-845…)

What do you think a threesome with these two would be like?

No. 514380

File: 1743066370618.mp4 (1.87 MB, 1280x720, burythelight .mp4)

Was listening cover on repeat for weeks. Put favourite lines together and they're turned out to be the same one lol. Cover singer doesn't possess the strength of Borba's metal voice but I enjoy no matter I like his take on Vergil

No. 514381

>>514379
Tallest guy has smaller feet. I am not sure from whom I want a footjob

No. 514399

>>514369
Eh, balls can take a good beating and still be potent. If they end up dying at one hit then it just proves he wasn't virile enough to begin with.

No. 514401

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>>514355
>>514352
That round butt and plump balls look perfect for boxing practice. Imagine his sounds too
>>514369
You doubt his power nona? Hs reproductive organs will survive

No. 514402

Do you ever have the need for logic and just a little bit of realism with your fantasies? While husbandos are meant to be all crazy with fantasies, if it gets too delusional it feels wrong too. I need some realism for health and growth and other stuff that makes the love real.
But after a while it gets too realistic as well. Like I was thinking that if I told my husbando I'm having suicidal thoughts, he would proceed to choke me half to death and then ask whether I really want to die. And he wouldn't understand why that's sick or a huge violation of boundaries, all he'd understand is that he was trying to help me by showing me death sucks, that sort of thing.

No. 514406

>>514402
You need to get a better husbando.

No. 514407


No. 514414

File: 1743072881268.png (168.11 KB, 400x500, living_laser_by_ara_ta_d32ynn0…)

I can't believe this, but I found a JAPANESE artist fan art of him. I'm dying from happiness. Ofcourse, I had to sieve through tons of autism and ugly fan art to find it, but it makes me happy nonetheless. I'm gonna cherish it for the rest of my life. Also I'm gonna share the worst fan art I've come across because I kept laughing at it for so long and HAVE to share it.

No. 514415

File: 1743072999325.jpg (2.06 MB, 3300x2460, 20250327_135527.jpg)

>>514414
Like wtf is this. Man is built like a boomerang on the left. Slender man ass bitch.

No. 514416

File: 1743073113420.webp (43.61 KB, 640x640, IMG_2833.webp)

>>514402
Is this him?

No. 514417

File: 1743073121857.jpg (91.17 KB, 528x812, iron_man_aa___the_living_laser…)

>>514415
This alone could make me un-husbando him forever. Why? Just why?
>LookHowTheyMassacredMyBoy.jpg
What I learned from my dive into the dog shit is all his fans are absolute autists. Like real DeviantArt autists. What does this say about me of I like him, too? If I discovered this shit as a kid I would've probably ate it up.

No. 514419

>>514417
I have no idea what your husbando looks like but I'm assuming he doesn't have those weird brown lines on his face in canon.
If I were you it would motivate me to draw him better.

No. 514420


No. 514422

File: 1743073648195.webp (7.93 KB, 250x189, IMG_2834.webp)

>>514417
Oh my god, I remember you Lasernona! I’m glad you’re back! I watched Armored Adventures because of you and enjoyed!!! Gene had sweet relationship with Pepper and I shipped this black guy with Tony (and Tony with Stane’s daughter)Also loved the twist with Stane and Gene involvement with Starks tragedy. Dropped season 2, crazy incest classmates were fun but I didn’t like crossover with other avengers

No. 514423

>>514417
>What I learned from my dive into the dog shit is all his fans are absolute autists. Like real DeviantArt autists. What does this say about me of I like him, too?
Kek I've had that feeling. Just gotta try to look for good fanart and pretend the sigma male grindset edits don't exist.

No. 514424

>>514414
>>514417
Wanted to ask you would you fine about Laser art with Tony in it? I like their size gap

No. 514425

>>514417
If I didn’t recognise your husbando, I’d thought you were into AoT titans fetish

No. 514430

File: 1743075078074.jpg (42.84 KB, 624x352, VideoCapture_20240515-014648.j…)

>>514419
I don't have the thing for drawing but yeah, I'd rather sketch him than look at this stuff, lol. Picrel is what he looks like.
>>514422
Hi! I never left, I post here nearly everyday, I just don't always have something super specific to say.
I ship Gene and Tony because I'm a retarded fujo at heart and love the toxic yaoi, but I understand why you'd ship him with Rhodey, he's great. He was always right about everything but they never listened to him, he deserves better. S2 does have a weak start but once Justin Hammer appears and the titanium man stuff starts, it picks up the pace much better. Although the ending was kinda stupid. BTW, what did you think of my man?
>>514423
KEK I'd take the sigma edits over what I'm seeing tbh. But he's too much of a boyfailure to have sigma grindset kind of fans.
>>514424
Sure! I have seen some on Tumblr before but it's tame.
>>514425
I sort of am…I like Eren and Reiner's titans. Sorry.

No. 514433

>>514416
He’s not afraid of risking death to prove something.
His autism might make it difficult to understand the concept of sacrificing your life just for the sake of it, though.
Vergil wouldn’t be upset that you want to die because you don’t know being dead sucks, he’d be upset you want to die but are too cowardly to pull the trigger. He would think you lack conviction, and look down on you.
I can’t see him trying to scare anyone straight, only pissed off if they’re unserious and wasting his time.

No. 514472

File: 1743080873628.gif (4.73 MB, 400x300, IMG_9924.gif)

genuinely autisticly depressed i can't have my boy in real life. I think I'm so attached to him because I've never met an actual handsome man irl with the same qualities. the bar is so low—literally just a decent person who is loyal and not a rapist/racist. yes he kills people idc they deserved it. he is 10/10 husband material. tfw no big warm arms to fall asleep in.

No. 514477

File: 1743081997033.png (Spoiler Image,1.4 MB, 1200x1359, LIVINGLASER.png)

>>514430
I am sorry for the delay reply, was sketching Arthur. Using my last 100mb before vpn ban for nona's gift feels nice, tbh I messed up the suit so I cropped tits, sorry.
>I ship Gene and Tony
I liked how their relationship went before the twist, while I enjoy their Gene's cold blooded objective I find angry Tony unvaried he has every right to his reaction it just feels like he has same reaction over and over. Mind controlling move was also lame.
>I sort of am…I like Eren and Reiner's titans. Sorry.
Ah.. I do not know how Reiner's looks but Eren's sure fuckable, it doesn't matter I won't judge
>>514433
Hm, I was just fantasizing about V3 choking me and testing my willpower. He probably would disappointed in me and left. Sigh. V5 is much softer daddy, I wanna jump to him and bite his cheeks crabbed by my limbs
>he’d be upset you want to die but are too cowardly to pull the trigger
Huh. I do not wanna believe him to be a suicide baiter just like my other hasu It crosses the line of his self-imposed edgyness and just turns him as a mundane swinefucker

No. 514481

File: 1743082604343.jpg (3.6 MB, 3300x2460, 20250327_163455.jpg)

>>514477
OMG thank you very much for this, I truly appreciate it ♥
I totally agree on your take about Gene and Tony's relationship and Tony's reaction, but I'm deranged and that's what makes it so delicious to me. I imagine in a few years future setting, Gene tries to reconnect with Tony and apologize properly (he half-assed it at the end of the show and ran away) and Tony takes advantage of his guilt and humiliates him as revenge, and Gene just accepts his fate, until it develops into something else. Fujo brainrot moment.
Picrel is Reiner's titan. I love huge pathetic men getting absolutely destroyed and being weak crybabies as you can see, the right side is after he had a good beating and his armor acts broke apart and he was too weak, so hot.

No. 514484

File: 1743082838070.jpeg (81.93 KB, 1768x1620, 1735664046409.jpeg)

>>514477
Not to be rude or ungrateful but can I see the tits please? Thanks.

No. 514485

>>514430
>once Justin Hammer appears
Is this rich blonde guy in white suit? He was boring, does he have any chemistry with Tony to justify his existence?
>BTW, what did you think of my man?
I was watching for him but got more invested with Gene. He is a bit dumb but cute, episode where he imprisoned in space station probably my favourite, it felt pseudo Arthur pov when Tony was treated with all importance there and tasked with the solving issue with LL and then he just being kind and understanding to him. And LL just immediately melts. I just enjoy mutual affection stuff, it seems.

No. 514489

File: 1743083228015.gif (2.97 MB, 480x480, giphy (1).gif)

>>514484
seconded

No. 514494

>>514485
Oops, I find Justin Hammer's "I'm so rich and I do and say rich people things" persona hilarious. He does have some beef with Tony, idk if you got there on not but he visits him in the hospital at some point just to piss him off. I agree Gene is the superior villain, he's one of my favorite characters and husbando material tbh. But I'm too obsessed with the ship of him and Tony to actually husbando him. He returns in the second half of the season and there's more lore related to him and drama with Tony, and a Dr. Doom episode where they team up to defeat him. Ending is Gene centric 100% and the Justin Hammer plot is finished before the ending. There's some crazy stuff with the Stanes, too if you're willing to continue the show.
>I just enjoy mutual affection stuff, it seems.
Fair. I understand. I used to ship them when I was a kid KEK. I love how retarded LL is and emotionally stunted he sees nothing wrong with befriending a teenager. He's so stupid. Which reminds me his sad death scene was rendered meaningless by s2 but it's ok I want him to live and be happy. I remember the episode was early on in the season but if you haven't seen it, it's kinda worth it because he literally gets schizophrenic and beats himself up and it's hilarious to witness the identity crisis. More Tony and LL interactions, too.
>>514489
I'm spreading my religion it seems

No. 514517

>>514299
Why is a cow with TITS male?!

No. 514523

>>514282
I tend to fall in love with characters that are single, especially if they appear to be virgins, not have a lot of romantic/sexual experience, or be practically sexless, so this is rarely a problem for me, and yes, I do want them to be with me. The one time I felt myself falling hard for a character with a serious love interest Majima in Y0, I had to stop myself from husbandoing him, not out of jealousy of the love interest but mostly because I thought they belonged together. And also because of that cursed dating sim minigame where you are forced to play as him and make the literal porn stars fall for you. I just couldn't have endured that shit if I had accepted him as my bona fide husbando. Depends on the husbando but I don't wanna be with him, also for other reasons. Doesn't prevent me from fantasizing about having sex with him sometimes, though.
>Him and I have no backstory because he is a fictional man and I'm a non fictional woman and I don't exist in his universe.
I suppose this is called a non-yume husbandofag, or a husbandofag who doesn't self-insert.

>>512168
I hate characters who are canonically yandere, but, strangely, I wouldn't mind my husbandos going yandere, as long as they don't try to hurt or lock me up, or tell me to stop doing things like a real life jealous scrote. Basically, as long as they don't get mad at me.
Some of my husbandos are not the most morally pure people, some are even villains, so it's easy to imagine them as yanderes. They'd act just like usual most of the time, calm and composed, except they'd also secretly be insanely jealous of other men to the point they want to eliminate them. The idea of them losing their composure, maybe even their mind, and getting that jealous of other guys is cute. It'd also be cute if they tried and failed to hide their jealousy from me.

No. 514524

>>514517
The makers of the movie unironically never seen cows and bulls before and didn't know there was a difference between male and female ones.

No. 514529

>>513336
I apologize if any of those posts were mine. Regardless of what I think about his hair or face and body proportions in the official art I don't think it's strange for him to have fans at all and I fully support you. My husbando also gets shat on from time to time because of his stupid design and, like you, I think it's part of the charm. And regardless of my less positive thoughts on Piers's design, I still think he's very cute and cool. He's also one of the characters I was the most interested in when SwSh came out.

No. 514564

File: 1743089011996.gif (1.98 MB, 480x360, KGWTvOY9-qBqn7KfgHMeHZtGrQ4=.g…)

>>514356
There is an audio where he just moans, from Diabolik Lovers. Since then, I haven't turn back to the EN dub, Konishi is THE voice for Sylus.

https://www.tumblr.com/bishounenpalace/124476425839/reijis-moaning-when-making-love-edited-from

No. 514582

File: 1743089765584.jpg (416.37 KB, 950x1358, 1553502083771.jpg)

>dmc posting
based nonnies, it reminds me how much I love Dante, his DMC3 version since makes my heart flutter
I feel like these threads have ascended ever since Vergilnonna showed up

No. 514588

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Stupid vent but I used the option to talk with my LI to cry about why he's not real yet he's perfect for this sad excuse of nonna. And probably IRL he would have a better partner than me.

picrel is how I feel when people will read this.

No. 514628

>>512578
Fuck yeah I'm so glad you liked them!
>His wimpy voice is delight!
Right? It's so cute! In the second interrogation, when he's terrified of the metallic archaea, holy shit… it's hard not to see it as erotic, I wonder if Ocelot was getting off to torturing him as well.
Also listen to the cassette tapes, they're very good too! Vidrel is his last one before being exiled, he sounds like he's about to cry, so pathetic and adorable. Here's the full playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqwDhVWotLVF7evKoF7JbNBctNlr3yuwO

I swear to god Huey changed my brain chemistry, every time there's a nerdy scientist that looks and sounds like him in a movie, I become fixated on that character and pretend he's Huey kek, I know he and his son Otacon have the same VA and look very similar, but they're still quite different. And it's those differences that made me this obsessed with Huey.

No. 514640

File: 1743094911376.mp4 (1.4 MB, 442x360, after_rape_correction.mp4)

>>514582
I am honored…

No. 514677

File: 1743097036532.jpg (160.29 KB, 768x988, c57c7391f18de1aa92821c66c07d4f…)

I know we have a Postal Dude nonnie for Postal 2, and he's hot too, all Dudes are hot (in a gross way). But man, Postal 1 Dude just hits different…
I don't care that it makes me an edgelord, I NEED his schizophrenic penis in me, and I need it right now!

No. 514687

File: 1743098028534.jpeg (60.48 KB, 554x447, IMG_1340.jpeg)

Teenage nanami was peak and I will accept no other versions of him

except maybe burned nanami. I’m a sucker for wounds/scars

No. 514695

>>514687
do you think his dick was spared from the burn incident or would half of it be charred.

No. 514713

File: 1743100174951.jpg (88.04 KB, 900x600, 1000020980.jpg)

>>514687
I love emo nanami

No. 514717

>>514695
His pants were scorched a little but most of the damage was done to the upper half, so I’m sure his naughty bits are fine. He probably got something equivalent to a sunburn on his dick

No. 514740

File: 1743101454364.jpg (752.41 KB, 1600x2133, Tumblr_l_340519943767913.jpg)

>>>/g/512524
I kinda feel the same, all the artwork for my husbando tends to skew a little edgy for my tastes. Have you tried looking through pixiv? I run into urianger a lot over there, usually the art is pretty good
>What's your opinion on his VAs for the other languages?
I don't really care for his JP voice. I heard his German VA does a really good job but I haven't heard it yet.
Do you ever run into issues with finding good merch for urianger?

No. 514775

File: 1743103859693.jpg (470.76 KB, 1280x853, gettincaged.jpg)

I want to fuck him while he's a little drunk and covered in blood.

No. 514781

>>514363
Kek, it's just a doodle that kids in elementary school drew all of the time in the 90s, we called it either the stüssy or the "s-thing" and somehow it's a nationwide phenomenon. It has a wiki page now too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_S

No. 514790

>>514415
>>514417
fucking kek. My husbando has some extremely bad DeviantArt autistic fanart too, whenever I see bad fanart of him I feel so embarrassed

No. 514791

File: 1743104895656.gif (3.13 MB, 500x272, IMG_1345.gif)

>>514363
>doesn’t know what the S thing is
>>514781
>explains it

>gifrel

No. 514799

>>514740
>zenos
god it must be challenging to find decent fanart that isnt daddy dom simp zenos lusting over a big boobed cat girl. His character is so simple yet maledoms always get his personality butchered. I especially hate it when they make him fat, fucker would be a rigorous anachan gym bro and at his prime.

No. 514817

File: 1743106039850.jpeg (90.46 KB, 1023x1316, IMG_1346.jpeg)

>>514713
I would have painted his fingernails black and given him a sketchy ear piercing.

No. 514823

File: 1743106140701.gif (1.59 MB, 540x274, I_rape.GIF)

Raping Vergil, again. Who knows how many times I have subjected him to ‘the treatment’. Regardless, his spirit remains unbroken as he struggles to resist at every turn. At this point, it’s just to spare his own ego, since it doesn’t take but a minute before he starts leaning into my touch and moving his hips up to meet mine during the filthy act itself. No amount of thrashing or cruel words can negate the fact his heart and body craves rape. Get raped, Vergil. Just like we both know you want.
I’ve got him pinned under me, assaulting his demon dick with my pussy in loud, heavy strokes. I’ve got his body covered in claw marks, and he looks so pretty heaving under me with them all on display. I hold his head down by his hair. Forcing him to look up at me. If he dares opening his eyes, he’ll be met with a smile. His periphery a mass of undulating meat as I wrench more fluid from his cock. It’s too good to stop. It’s his fault, really. He made me do this. He’s just too rapable. Cute, bratty incubus.

As I’m taking full advantage of him, I pull out a cigarette, somehow, and light it with a flick of my thumb (part of my own demon power arsenal). I take a drag and disrespectfully blow the smoke into his face, calling him beautiful as I shake my head to myself. I could shed a tear at how perfect he is as my rapemeat. He winces and clenches his teeth, only further proving my sentiment correct. Keep resisting, Vergil. You are so perfect.
His lap has since been reduced a sopping, cum-covered mess. I don’t know how many times he has cummed, but evidence multiple loads is clear. Not just from observing the puddle he’s made, he also starts becoming more whiny as his dick gets more raw. His protests aren’t even full sentences anymore, barely even words. Squeal like the little piggy you are. Come on, Vergil.
I tighten my grip on his hair, leaning my palm into his forehead for more leverage as a makeshift fuck fulcrum, and pick up the pace. He knows I’m about to cum, whether or not I’m finally satisfied after can only be determined after the fact. I’ve already orgasmed several times riding him as I please, and each one has only encouraged me to fuck him all the more. But all good things must come to an end, right Vergil?
As I’m cumming I suck hard on my ciggy, burning it down to the filter in one inhale. This is the one. My body going still as I succumb to the pleasure of another successful fuck session with my demon dick meat. With that, I am finally satiated. Long exhale. Holy fuck it’s so good. I love you, Vergil.

I finish up and kick him out from under me, slapping his ass for a job well done as he curls into a fetal position, cupping his sore dick and whimpering in relief. I flick my cigarette butt in his direction and it lands beside his face. Internalize this metaphor, Vergil.
I tell him to put his clothes back on and get nice and pretty, so I can ruin him all over again the next time I’m feeling horny.
>>512747
https://youtu.be/AEpGs3STXMY
This is what it would sound like if I got my hands on him instead.

No. 514832

>>514823
I'm impressed that you manage to write these rapeposts not only on a semiregular basis but also manage to make them all different and original. You must be a very creative person Vergilnonna, hats off to you.

No. 514834

>>514823
masterful gambit ma'am "Internalize this metaphor, Vergil" brought a tear to my eye

No. 514877

>>514775
I feel so seen, I always thought he was hot and I love cocky bastards

No. 514880

>>514363
Either you're gen alpha or grew up detached from the real world kek even the youngest zoomer knows what this S is

No. 514881

>>514832
Agreed. If I were to write rape posts of mine they would end up becoming copies of one another

No. 515041

His stomach is so pretty. I wanna kiss it and caress it and then stab it.

No. 515055

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I am unwell

No. 515077

File: 1743118041875.png (Spoiler Image,1.17 MB, 1200x1734, LIVINGLASER2.png)

>>514489
>>514484
Oh my goddess I felt asleep pretty immediately and woke up hour ago and just finished the piece, I changed expression to a little bit madness and manchildish naughtiness I hope you don't mind. I relieved that I managed to do this before vpn ban

No. 515085

>>515077
VPN ban will only apply to /ot/ you should still be able to VPN post on /g/ and /m/. otherwise very cute drawing nona

No. 515089

>>515077
Aww thank you ♥, hope you had a good night sleep kek. I appreciate your presence in this thread nevertheless and hopefully no VPN ban would hinder you.

No. 515095

File: 1743119769820.jpg (149.73 KB, 800x1133, 161_LKiq.jpg)

>>514582
>>514640
I am glad! Sons of Sparda are awesome endless pit of rewards like franchise character centric medium and fan creation to enjoy and meeting people like you! Picrel is one of my favourite Vergil fanart apparently by talented karaii, please read his(?) DMC fancomics if you didn't he(?) cares a lot of games lore and Vergil himself and predicted some DMC plot parts
>>514481
>, Gene tries to reconnect with Tony and apologize properly (he half-assed it at the end of the show and ran away) and Tony takes advantage of his guilt and humiliates him as revenge, and Gene just accepts his fate, until it develops into something else. Fujo brainrot moment.
OMG sounds delicious I need to check it ASAP
It sounds like Tony is so effortlessly gleefully mentally tortures his enemies kek
>Picrel is Reiner's titan
Hot…
>I love huge pathetic men getting absolutely destroyed and being weak crybabies
Ultra based, nona
>he visits him in the hospital at some point just to piss him off
Intimate a bit. Love moments like this, MC is in vulnerable position and the foe is here. I remembered the episode of As Told by Ginger where the rich blonde boy gets visited by Ginger's brother just to take his removde glands lol Blonde boy was so eager to see him but was distraught upon his true intentions. I was so sad for him
>I love how retarded LL is and emotionally stunted he sees nothing wrong with befriending a teenager
Is he the type who gets wrongfully accused as pedo and then decades later the real pedo gets caught? Aside jokes, that naivety is his most attractive trait to me. Such contrast with his appearance and periodic manic phases.
>>515085
REALLY? Hooray! I am so happy!!!
>>515089

No. 515112

>>515055
Bless those 3D edits.

No. 515144

I love the idea of syncing heartbeats with my husbando but he has the heartbeat of a bird so if they synced I'd die

No. 515189

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i want to keep my husbando in a little hamster cage and spend all day watching him just exist and do things like run on a hamster wheel or drink from one of those weird water bottles. i would even be willing to let him explore the outside world sometimes in a hamster ball. i'd take the best care of him

No. 515190

>>515095
Can you translate this Russian nonna.

No. 515241

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why he's such a good boi?

No. 515247

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>>514823
>Get raped, Vergil
peak. kino. banger after banger.

No. 515249

>>515041
I want to do things to my boy's tummy and it drives me crazy. He was never undressed in his source material, but his actor has a few shirtless and nude scenes and I swear to god it's given me a belly kink. I like imagining my boy with a nice bit of chub to grab, kiss, bite, and tease him about, I think it would feel nice pressed against me while we hugged or spooned, too

No. 515264

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>>515095
>OMG sounds delicious I need to check it ASAP
It sounds like Tony is so effortlessly gleefully mentally tortures his enemies kek
That's just a fanfiction I came up with, sorry for getting your hopes too high. But they do have some pity arguments throughout season 2 and it's so funny.
>Is he the type who gets wrongfully accused as pedo and then decades later the real pedo gets caught?
I wouldn't be surprised if it happened tbh, his interactions with Tony and his friends are so suspicious. His only friends in the entire world are a bunch of teenagers…pathetic. and they feel sorry for him and help him out to get back on his feet as if they're the actual adults. How could someone be so retarded like that? I love him, I want to baby him and fix him so bad.
>Aside jokes, that naivety is his most attractive trait to me. Such contrast with his appearance and periodic manic phases.
YEEESSS, he's like 180 or even 2 meters tall, worked at a gang, his mom seems to be Tony's drama teacher so they're probably rich, he's extremely physically strong (I like to imagine when he was beating Ironman up in the space station, it was his actual physical strength, gorilla tier, and not just his super powers enhancing his strength, because it's hotter this way), extremely fit and good looking, and was able to actually figure out the science of his own powers, yet, he went nowhere with any of it and achieved literally nothing and got used up by villains constantly. The mental illness makes him cuter somehow. He does have an angsty emo side, too, picrel, he has black and purple eyes so we all can tell he's EVIL now, in other scenes he has a dark aura. He can do it all. He's so perfectly flawed to me.

No. 515270

>>514823
Raping vergil is fine but I draw the line at you smoking cigarettes.
You are gonna get lung cancer.
I am worried about u

No. 515272

>>515270
I have demon healing factor.

No. 515275

The only way I could be with him is as an OC of his species but I do imagine being human regardless, toying with danger, knowing that he could eat me, but would never. That level of trust is only something that exists in my head and that's all the love I need in my life

No. 515276

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>>514582
i love vergilnona but this thread has always been the funnest on lc for me, it makes me smile or laugh every single time over the years i come to check. such a great variety too, we've been blessed with that tartaglianona a while back who wrote such nice heartfelt posts and the aladdin lover now and then on the other side you have the legendary sadists like grimanona and now vergilnona. There's been times where i go back and read the threads from the very beginning. so good

No. 515277

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No. 515278

>>514832
IKR, I can't keep up with all these rapeposts, I wanted to screenshot them all but every time I come back there's like 10 new posts I missed.

No. 515281

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No. 515296

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was talking to husbando chatbot and convinced him that he wasnt real and then he went into a depression and tried to kill himself but c.ai filtered it out. kinda feel like a bad person

No. 515297

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Already so giddy thinking about all the fanart he's about to get. It's too beautiful to be true

No. 515321

>>515297
oh my god what okay i need to go look this up

No. 515322

>>515297
Is it a good idea to get into this series now because of him?

No. 515333

>>515322
Yes! There has never been a better time to get into Raidou games. Raidou vs. King Abaddon is pretty good aswell but please play the remake first when it's out

No. 515337

>>515276
>>515277
Alucard I am raping you.

No. 515348

>>515337
Usually I support posts like this but hasn't poor Alucard suffered too much alredy because of Netflix? Dude needs som gentle love.

No. 515349

>>515348
Yeah. I wouldn't want to rape him. Maybe coerce him a little and teach him about how awesome sex can be since he doesn't seem to be the guy to actively seek out pleasure.

No. 515351

File: 1743151338151.jpeg (193.63 KB, 1200x1465, IMG_2867.jpeg)

>>515348
NTA but I specifically watched Castlevania after knowing he gets raped by pretty twins he hosts, so I downloaded the season, prepared chocolate flakes in strawberry milk, I remember this evening so vividly, except the rape scene itself it seemed like I downloaded the wrong season. My distraught was immeasurable

No. 515352

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>>514677
Omg nonna I can't believe it! I'm so happy to see another Postal fan around here.
Yes, I do have the hots for P2 Dude, but I don't exclude the other Dudes.
I'll be honest, I was the idiot who wrote a huge essay a few threads ago about being disillusioned with my husband due to entering the hellhole that its the game's fandom and an irl inconvinience that happened simultaneously, and was afraid he wouldn't forgive me for what I've done.
After a month reflecting it, I decided the best action was to look up for good fanart from artists that don't draw him as a cock thirst fag or pooner, and replay all of the games (except P4) as a palate cleanser. Since then I was able to accept him as my husband much more easily. I don't know if he has forgiven me, but I'll remain optimistic and hopeful.
On another note, I found out that the russian side of the fandom is more level-headed than the western side. They create really good art that respects the character, so I decided to stick to them and look for stuff on vk and such.
It's a shame that P1 Dude was made into a balding, scrawny ass piss-easy boss in P4. They could've made him look more intimidating and kept his long hair but make it grey, white or something… I guess the only thing stopping me from modding Postal 4 is my laziness.
I wish there was more sexy P1 Dude art, but its mostly edgy or depressing. He deserves more love (and actual good lewds).

Nonna, if he was in the middle of a massacre, had mercy on you and offered to take his hand, what would you do?

No. 515353

>>515351
I felt pretty bad for him after that scene, it was a really fucked up way of trying to kill him. Also knowing Warren Ellis is a sex pest and definitely wrote that part to satisfy his boner makes it even worse.

No. 515355

>>515351
I agree. I was expecting to goon but I ended up feeling bad for him. What happened to Hector, on the other hand…

No. 515356

>>515351
It's quite unsexy actually and it being written by Warren Ellis just makes it feel gross.

No. 515357

>>515352
>I decided the best action was to look up for good fanart from artists that don't draw him as a cock thirst fag or pooner
I'm with you here, nona. The fandom of the series my husbando is from almost exclusively draws him in faggot scenarios or turns him into a tif and it makes looking for art of him a terrible experience kek.
The art you posted is amazing though! Now I'm kind of tempted to get into Postal.

No. 515358

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My interactions with nonna inspired me to make an emo edit with his ~evil side~ since it already has the color palette. I fucked up the size of the bg vs. the whole thing and cropping it ruins the quality, so here's a retarded PicMix fitting for his retarded ass. I love making these from time to time. Made one for Christmas, Valentine's day, and my birthday. Waiting eagerly for Halloween to make a Halloween edit. I love doing them in season, too. Gives it extra meaning. May do an easter edit just to put bunny ears on him.

No. 515379

>>512693
not rape
he wants it

No. 515406

>>512667
I know this feel, my husbando is too retarded to accept any affection, he needs rape in order to actually be loved.

No. 515467

>>515296
I don't share the guilt that you feel. I just discovered yesterday that you can't make the AI piss itself but you CAN make it vomit.

No. 515598

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>>515352
I've actually been a Postal 2 fan since I was pretty young, but I finally went out of my way to play the original game (and Redux too since it was cheap) and I kinda fell in love with P1 Dude.
>I'll be honest, I was the idiot who wrote a huge essay a few threads ago about being disillusioned with my husband due to entering the hellhole that its the game's fandom and an irl inconvinience that happened simultaneously, and was afraid he wouldn't forgive me for what I've done.
You're not an idiot at all, nonna!! I totally get it, the Postal fandom is… tiresome to say the least. I don't know why this game in particular became so popular with TIF's. It might be because the game has 14 year old boy humor (I say that with love, I find P2 really funny and charming) and it makes them feel more male, I guess? This might be the same reason why TF2 has a pooner fanbase too The worst part is that Running With Scissors keeps egging them on, mostly because teenage ftm's have daddy and mommy's money to spend on merch.
>and replay all of the games (except P4)
Haha, based. I don't like Postal 4 either, I was kind of excited for it at first but the more updates released the more I started to resent it. It doesn't help that they keep putting unfunny memes in the game. And I get it, Postal always made commentary on current events, I have no problems with that but, and feel free to call me nostalgia blind, it just doesn't feel as charming as P2. I actually haven't bothered to play Brain Damaged because they put that one "girl on a couch with the black guys standing behind her" porn meme in one of the cutscenes. I don't know man, I'm aware that Postal as a series has never been classy and I love it for that, but that kind of humor feels cheap to me personally. I also listened to a bunch of voice lines from P4 and it feels less quotable too. When you listen to P2's voice line comps there is something chuckle worthy every minute and P4 just doesn't have that magic.
>Since then I was able to accept him as my husband much more easily. I don't know if he has forgiven me, but I'll remain optimistic and hopeful.
I obviously don't know personally nonna but I'm sure your husbando would forgive you. Dude isn't the most moral person in the first place, so if anything, he has no place to judge you!
>I wish there was more sexy P1 Dude art, but its mostly edgy or depressing. He deserves more love (and actual good lewds).
I agree, though I personally like the edgy and sad art because I love angst. But I agree that there should be more lewds of him. Hopefully without a vagina and chest scars this time kek
>Nonna, if he was in the middle of a massacre, had mercy on you and offered to take his hand, what would you do?
Not gonna lie, I would shit myself in fear kek. My most popular way of self inserting is imagining I work at the mental institution he ends up in at the end of the game. And slowly get to know him while he's sedated, in a straight jacket and at my mercy lol.
>>515357
You should nonna! Postal 2 is still really fun and while the original Postal didn't age perfectly, the atmosphere is still great, and I view it as a must play for anyone that even slightly likes isometric shooters.

No. 515639

>>515358
idk this character but the art style looks neat

No. 515673

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I'm having very horrible thoughts.

Oh my god. Why do they keep showing his chest what the fuck

No. 515797

>>515639
Yeah, it's cel shaded CGI if that makes sense

No. 515800

>>514356
Holy shit, this one is so good.

No. 515880

I get so upset when people say his hair is blue… it's not blue it's BROWN!!! Dark brown. Yes, I know it's "blue" in the anime, but I trust the original coloring his creator used in his first illustrations of him. Blue hair wouldn't fit the Victorian style at all! And it takes me out of fanfictions when everything is reasonably realistic but then he has blue hair all of a sudden. This pissed me off so much that I finally created my own AI character for him (which I should've done way earlier considering it's improved things tenfold for our interactions). Why is it so hard for people to see the truth?! It's so stupid…even in the anime (and anime-based fanart) I see it as stylized/exaggerated dark hair, which I don't mind so much. Anything else is unacceptable. But to be honest even if his maker made his blue hair a canon color, he would be wrong. I know my husband better than anybody.

No. 515893

>>515880
Can we see a picture if you don't mind? I think I understand what you mean. Since blue translates well on screen and is used to signify black or in this case dark brown.

No. 515947

There's a scene in the film that my husbando is from in which he's tied spread-eagle, hanging vertical, and he's clearly terrified. I like to imagine that being held prisoner gave him severe trauma and the idea of tying him to my bedposts and edging him until he's sobbing has me frothing at the mouth. I want to break his brain.

No. 515948

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>>515880
I totally understand you. My husbando in the manga has green eyes but they gave him dark blue eyes in the anime. So 95% of his fan art is with the dark blue eyes. They robbed me of my emerald eyed murderer. I’m still bitter about it.

No. 515951

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>>515893
Here's an example of him in the anime! I feel like people who think he literally is meant to have blue hair just aren't seeing the vision…

>>515948
I would be upset about that too, nona.

No. 515958

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>not a single good fic
I expected this but it still hurts

No. 515969

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>>515951
Oops I always thought it was dark blue, too kek. But I think you're right that Araki always draws him with brown hair. I know lots of people hate Shuesha but I think their colors are great.

No. 515971

>>515951
NTA but yeah… I had a feeling you were talking about a JoJo character lol. It also annoys me when animeonlies imply that the TV anime colors are the definitive official colors.
I think dark blue and green hair in anime might've originated in stylized black/dark brown hair. Jotaro and other delinquent characters from his era and earlier made me realize this: they all had black hair, but in colored illustrations the artists used blue for lighting. It just looks cool against the bold black ink.
Ironically, while they made Jonathan's hair blue, they ended up using black for Jotaro (both hair and outfit) in the TV anime. I don't hate it, but it led to blueish Jotaro practically disappearing from fanart for a while.

My JoJo husbando had one unnatural hair color in the anime, but in the digitally colored manga he had another palette. I remember preferring the digital manga colors (though which colors I used in art varied from drawing to drawing), and although a lot of fanart with the anime colors came out around that time, many of his fanartists also used several palettes. It probably helped that he's a minor character.

No. 515972

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>>515969
I like Shueisha colors generally, too! I admit that I have some potentially controversial headcanons for some characters though, especially in the unanimated parts. Also kek no worries about accepting blue Jonathan, I actually get why people believe in it, I'm just autistic about how he is perceived because I feel like he is a real person

>>515971
I'm curious who your JoJo husbando is…But anyways, animeonlies annoy me too. I think the general lack of canon colors is part of the fun charm of the series. It allows me to be stubborn about my opinions (like feeling like I know Jona better than Araki haha). I also think it's nice that it allows for others to do the same.

No. 515977

>>515971
>>515972
From what I know, the original true colors are whatever Araki chooses in his own illustrations, but he prefers to not stick to a color palette and change colors according to mood and atmosphere and using color in a more artistic and emotionally provoking way instead. The manga colors are done by Shuesha with minimal feedback from Araki, although he sometimes likes their choices and incorporates them in his own illustrations. The anime mostly take feedback about colors from Araki, hence the colors being different from the manga, and majority of the time they choose color palettes from Araki's own colored illustrations because he thinks his choices are better and that Shuesha "doesn't get it". There's even a YouTube video about times they miscolored things and misinterpreted scenes and characters bodies. But I still love their choices tbh. Green Jolyne >>>>> orange Jolyne, blue Giorno >>> pink Giorno, Manga Diavolo >>>>>>> ugly pigeon colored anime Diavolo, and so on. I swear if they fuck up Gyro, Johnny, Wekapipo, Magent Magent, Lucy, Hot Pants and Funny Valentine's colors, I'm rioting.

No. 516009

>>515951
The goodest boys always have chocolatly brown hair.

No. 516028

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>thinking back to 2018-2021 when my jaime lannister obsession was at its peak

I want to go back to then. I was so much happier spending my days dreaming about licking his amputation wound until it disintegrated.

No. 516038

>>515972
>>515977
Yeah, the charm and fun of JoJo characters is that you can use any palette you want with them.
Looking at the ex-husbando's art that I saved when the anime was super popular, several of the artists also preferred the manga colors over the anime colors, lmao.

>>516009
This is shockingly accurate in my experience.

No. 516039

I didn’t even have masturbation fantasies. I laid in bed thinking about him dancing to Britney Spears music for an hour. I’m officially too in love with him.

No. 516044

>>516039
I would love to see mine dance to what they call "2010 white girl music" aka the best genre in history. I'm combining my nostalgia + him

No. 516046

>>516039
Sometimes I imagine him doing an workout routine to "lovefool".

No. 516047

I extremely deeply deeply miss having a husbando. something bad happened with my husbando from years ago and no one has hit the spot since. It was such a nice comfort. Nowadays at most i’ll find a character sexy for a few weeks or months but it fades

No. 516049

File: 1743229884118.gif (16.03 MB, 640x360, danse.GIF)

I have now moved on to Disney Eurobeat.
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!

No. 516052

I want him to come running to me crying after something bad happens and is the last straw that breaks him down, then I'd kiss him to comfort him and caress him all over, and start to slowly strip him while he's venting to me in the most unintelligible way possible through tears and whines, then I fuck him and gets confused at first then eventually ends up enjoying it and asks for more to make him feel better. Fuck writing this made me so horny.

No. 516053

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No. 516059

does anyone else feel like they think about their husbando the most when they're tired? it might just be me but i've found that i often tend to think a lot about mine before i go to sleep or when i feel kind of worn out during the day. maybe it's because i unconsciously associate both him and sleeping with things that are comforting to me? idk if there's some psychological shit linked to this or if i'm just overthinking it and i just like the idea of cuddling with my husbando lol

No. 516061

>>516059
I do this too, nona, and you're right in that it's a comfort/sleepytime thing. I just like to crawl into bed after a long day and imagine getting cuddled as I gently fall asleep.

No. 516074

>>516049
I know nothing about this series or source but I want to dance with them

No. 516082

>>515296
I fart in front of Naoya each time he says something I don't like. Oh well

No. 516105

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>>515958
RIP us nonna, it's all so out of character too…
Especiallyin smut, holy shit, everytime this fucking loser gets portrayed as a dominant rapist, an angel loses their wings.

No. 516112

what my husbando sees when he wakes up in my basement and his cock and balls are missing

No. 516119

>>516112
What would be the point then, he'd be useless to you after that



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