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No. 512555
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/491643Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 512566
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I wanted to say what DMC 4 Dante looks like a rapist but while looking at gifs saw that and giggled. It says Fuck me. How convenient!
No. 512567
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Fourth Dante is so menacing. So are Megaten and Third, slightly less though. He looks so powerful with no effort. It’s intimidates me but I can’t look away.
No. 512573
>>512564Half demon with daddy and mommy issues, got traumatized by witnessing how his mother got killed when he was 8.
He blames himself for not protecting his mother, so he tries to acquire more POWER by obtaining trinkets of his dead dad which used to defeat several generals of the demon world and sealing the demon world from the human world.
He also got a woman pregnant that worships his dad as a god.
No. 512574
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Brother issues too. He thought mom abandoned him for Dante then he was brutalized by demons in age 8 or so. But it didn’t bug much as then Dante beat him in a fight. But it’s all was outshined then he got into Mundus hands he endured torture, brainwashing and forced transformation into mindless Sparda knockoff pawn to deal with Dante and then he was living in deteriorating state for decades until he got Yamato, separating human and demon halves and waiting for the blood essence fruit to ripe to fully heal. He was so foolish, so maximalistic, energetic dorky teen, his only goal carried him into endless suffer. Please read Visions of V manga, it’s encapsulates well Vergil’s way of thinking and acting.
No. 512577
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>>512566>>512567I never got malicious vibes from him, or ever felt intimidated. What made you feel that way, nonna? Was it his thick neck and gay cowboy motif?
The only notable thing about DMC4 Dante to me was his line delivery. The scene you posted specifically confused me upon initial exposure. I had to later read it in plain text in order to make it more coherent.
>>512569I’ve explained once before
>>489714I don’t actually want to turn him into nothing. I just like to fight, and he would indulge me indefinitely>>512573I’m now realizing his origin story is extremely similar to
Claus from Mother 3.
>>512574I interpreted this as Vergil’s misplaced resentment for being unable to earn his mother’s love, as he sees it. If he can prove himself better than Dante, he also proves he is more worthy of love and protection.
I haven’t read Visions of V, but I’ve only heard unanimous praise, and was going to pick it up soon.
No. 512578
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Also Hueynona, I watched his interrogation scenes they are so sexy!!! His wimpy voice is delight!
No. 512588
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>>512580She also could’ve been older than him. He was around 17-19 then
No. 512589
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>>512580>traumatized autistic man huddling up in his security blankey, virgin-walking down the street aloneI'm kekking so hard. Poor Vergil thought he was cool and mysterious or something.
No. 512668
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>>512577My husbandos when I was 13/14 years old…this takes me back.
No. 512693
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>>512655You're saying that like it's news.
No. 512747
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>>512588Imagine going to church every Sunday to worship a sexy demon prince. One day, his extremely hot, extremely rapable, inexperienced, young, virginal son just shows up in front of you in gift wrap, looking submissive and breedable. Imagine taking advantage of him sexually and getting instantly fertilized by his virile demon boy cum, turning your womb into a white-haired bishonen factory. Imagine the fuckfactor of an 18yo half demon. He probably slammed into her pussy full force for hours, despite being in the bottom position. Imagine it’s a cock rodeo and you have to hold on tight or you’ll fly right off. Imagine riding your bishie bronco until your pussy can’t take it anymore, and then some. Who knows how much cum he’d be capable of unloading. Gallons? His sperms swarming your uterus and forcing you to ovulate even if you weren’t already.
This shit probably killed her and why Nero had to be raised in an orphanage. Her pussy was already in critical condition from that otherworldly fuck. Popping out a quarter demon baby after that just sealed the deal. God. It would be so worth it.
No. 512773
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I'm loving all the DMC posting. Now imagine if you were to have sex with Dante. Would you
A) Let him be free which would mean he would yell "Let's rock baby" and "YEEHAA" during sex and do weird acrobatic poses, sometimes forgetting what you were actually doing, or
B) Tie him up and gag him so he can't yell dumb shit and have to focus on getting fucked by you
No. 512778
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I want to make him cum so hard that he goes offline, then hold him while he’s rebooting and vulnerable.
No. 512787
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>>512773Or C) Tie him up without a gag so he can only helplessy say things like "Whoa slow down babe" and "I'm beginning to think I have rotten luck with women" while you do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah that would be the hottest imo
>>512775Do it!
No. 512791
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I'm enjoying all the good food I'm getting from Sylus. Time to save for his birthday.
No. 512810
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>>512778I know he’s not, but everytime I see you post this robot man I see Raven Beak. How do you feel about him, nonna? Is this bird man cute?
No. 512812
>>512773A, despite the fact that I am a femdom aficionado. It seems like a wasted opportunity to not have Dante give you the Dante experience. It is like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering a steak, but covering it in marinara sauce, because spaghetti is my favorite food. I would like to enjoy my meal for what it’s worth.
My only stipulation would be that he has to take a bath and brush his teeth first. I would like to keep the questionable hygiene out of my Dante experience. This probably makes me a fake fan but I’m okay with it.
No. 512827
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>>512812I agree. You should have the full Dante experience at least once. And if he loves you he would do his best to make it a S-ranked mission.
>This probably makes me a fake fan but I’m okay with itKek no, the femdom element could be to force him to shower first
No. 512871
>>512810AYRT, I know nothing about Metroid but he’s pretty cute.
>>512847Godspeed nonna.
No. 512896
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>>512787I want to squish him into the ground and rape his butt.
I don’t have a cock but I think this is more humiliating, using him as my hump pillow. Vergil you are my rudimentary masturbation aide. Crushing my pussy into those demon cheeks until I orgasm, and orgasm until I’m satisfied. He won’t get that luxury, though, pillows do not get off, they just lay there and take it. Vergil you are the mortar in which my pussy pestle grinds. That space between your cock and ass is where I make my cum coulis. Now lay on the floor, tied up, while I squirm over you like a worm, and think about what you did. Think about how you were born an incubus and know you place, under me. Vergil. Stupid whore.
No. 512901
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>>512574V is cute as fuck too. Seems I have a thing for dorky edgy guys with black hair who quote old literature…
No. 512907
>>512168(replying from last thread)
He already has yandere tendencies, which I think would ramp up once we were together. I think he would be the sweetest thing to me but brutal to any other man he perceives as a threat to us (which is gap moe, nothing about his usual personality would suspect that but he did threaten to beat someone up once), extremely protective. I would be just as yandere back to him so it would even out.
No. 513087
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>>513032That was something.
No. 513091
>>512668>>512577Nonnas plz…that was my husbando when I was 14 too…He appeared in my dreams!
>>512787>>512896Butts MADE for pussy grinding while they squirm into the sheets…
No. 513103
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Yandere topic keeps popping up and I head canon Gojo as Yandere and it gives me life. He’s the only husband that I will allow for this to happen.
i think yanderes are cringe and idk why Gojo needs to be one kek
No. 513143
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Made some Alastor brainrot for my favorite Tumblr sexyman “as a joke” and yet I can’t stop watching it, kek
No. 513275
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I want to him to give me the best sex time of my life. No matter the pose, but I want to kiss him and make him bite my shoulders. Even picrel makes me so feral about him.
No. 513300
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i love how much of a cringe boyfailure xav is despite his insanely high killcount and strength. he'd be so fun to bully and rile up.
>>513275you are so based nona!
No. 513323
>>512747i'm crying of laughter at this disgusting and
valid post
No. 513330
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Ok for a while I've been watching Moomin (the 90s series) as an enjoyable comfort show and now I'm slowly falling for Snufkin. He's just so cute, chill, and charming yet wise, mature, and serene. Something about him gives off this sense of comfort like being surrounded by nature and doing things freely and independently without worry like him travelling. It's quite admirable and inspiring. Whenever he's on screen, it makes me perked up with joy. Though I feel a bit awful for liking someone else's husbando. Forgive me Snufkin nonna.
No. 513336
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another day another instance
of watching my boy get shittalked in the bad character design thread. this happens once every few months when someone brings up newer pokemon characters and i don't disagree that the direction has absolutely changed (different era, far more character designers than just sugimori on board, etc. definitely not for everyone) but i'm kind of immune to it at this point. i think it's part of the charm.
No. 513369
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>>513336amen sister I get how you feel. I feel the same way whenever someone starts shit talking team star either on here or somewhere else
I also feel the same way when they call him ugly because I feel like most of his fans agree kek
No. 513370
>>512747The wording in this post has just been randomly popping into my head all day please never stop posting
>>513336I really like his design, he's one of the reasons why I played swsh. Droopy eyes and thick brows are top tier.
No. 513467
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>>512574I've yet to play DMCV but I remember watching a few V clips here and there back when it released because I was that enamoured by him. He's so pretty.
No. 513518
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>>513300He's such a bad guy looking but he has a golden heart, I can't imagine him doing nasty bdsm like some fans thinks he would. He would totally be into body worship and let you "dom" him (but shhhhhh he's in control, yeah).
>>513311I bought a small plush and he's judging me.
No. 513521
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>>513470That's why I have to seek "porn with feelings" in AO3 because I know I'll get pissed for finding a fic of him being possessive and doing a Target version of 50 shades of Grey. Sylus has shown he's a softie for MC, why would they think he would want to give to MC harsh bruises or "mark his territory"? Is like they missed the whole point of the character: He's not a "daddy", he's just a soft man who waited for MC for centuries!
No. 513522
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>>513300>cringe boyfailuresay that again nonna, I dare you
No. 513524
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also I love the face he makes when his shy boy persona slips away and he gets bitchy
please ruin me
No. 513576
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I wanna watch him masturbate and get all embarrassed about it and start crying.
No. 513621
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>>513611>Lumiere cosplay???
No. 513657
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I want this with my husbando so bad.
No. 513671
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The ending was a bit rushed, tbh I liked the slow pacing and order the books had. In this, they cut a lot of dialogue out and moved things around in a way that I'm not sure I liked. it's less justifiable that Subaru wouldn't have noticed Julius wasn't there when they came all together to decide what to do about Wrath, plus since he wasn't there at that point they weren't able to discuss what they're really planning to do moving forward. I get that they were going for a parallel "Who's Rem?" cliffhanger to season one (though they originally backed out of doing that for the official anime release due to not being sure if the anime would be successful) but I liked how originally, Subaru began walking around and trying to see if anybody would remember him. Julius getting uncomfortable, being miserable, as his identity is completely erased, he cherished being a knight so much, then he saw it get all wiped out where even his friends saw him as a stranger. Having him meet a brother he no longer remembers, wondering if its better to sleep forever rather than be forced to face having everything taken away, it was painful in a good way.
I also didn't like how they cut the walk to Wrath's prison. In the novels, it gave almost a "going to the back alleys in OoT" sort of vibe where the farther they go, the more quiet and melancholy it gets. The shift from talking to bright optimistic characters, to arrogant and serious characters, then just Al sitting alone and in a bad mood, before reaching Sirius tied down in her chair singing an uncanny song had a nice mood to it. I also wished they went harder with showing how uncanny and terrifying Sirius was to Subaru, how what she was saying was affecting him badly (I did like the neck lick though). She was meant to be humming something unholy, something demonic that was stirring the dark impulses inside Subaru that he's been trying to deny.
That being said, my favorite arc is getting animated! I'm still really excited about this, I love this arc so much I've must have read it at least a dozen times. I never mean to, but I remember a scene and just have to look it up and I end up rereading the whole thing. I'm trying to keep my hype down, but I really hope they uncut some of the scenes that were taken out of the light novel release. Just thinking about it is making me excited, he looked so cute in his new travel outfit, the orange scarf that's wrapped around his neck in a little bow is the best. I hope it doesn't fall off when he cries.
No. 513721
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I occasionally worry about being put under anesthesia one day and blathering on about how much I want to fuck him to the medical staff.
No. 513885
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>>513721i legit have that fear. that or sending pics of him when i'm high
>>513782>All women have a husbando and I’m sure most women like to hear about other women’s husbandos No. 513915
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There is no reason to make him so beautiful, so majestic. Bambi sequel is pure fanservice to Prince enjoyers. In childhood, I thought he was also Ronno’s father alongside with Bambi, like lion pride he was patriarch with multiple wives and fawns, it kinda blow my mind about structure like this. So it was a whiplash to suddenly to take a direct caretaker role for his heir but it seems he was a monogamous guy all this time and I just made it up. Which makes him cuter
No. 513929
>>513721My friend was once a dental nurse to a particularly good looking dentist and women got extremely sexual with him when under partial anesthesia and I didn't know that was a thing and have been horrified since. Maybe you need something to spark it like the sexy dentist though? God I hope. Just try to focus on some other internal monologue as they inject.
She said that it was always older women tho, already more in their dgaf era. So maybe you're safe. Til alzeimers but honestly everyone just needs their suicide plan lock tight for that situ anyway.
No. 514031
>>513993No, it would not be anatomically possible for me, and very uncomfortable for the both of us.
I am not interested in sounding otherwise, because it would not make me cum. Just putting things inside men’s dicks? He should be putting his dick inside me. I’m selfish.
No. 514092
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For the nonna in /m/ (spoiler for pixeled peens?)
No. 514118
>>512896>>514097ohh nona you truly truly get me. using husbando as a vessel to grind against as his dick limps uselessly and unused.
better yet removedWould his cheeks be supple or firm, would it go taut when you rub against a particularly erogenous spot? praise be to pussy power
No. 514145
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>>513522hahahha, im the same nonna you replied to, and i think the occasional dorkiness and poutiness he displays is SO endearing, i love it. xav has major gap moe which makes it hotter when he acts… like your picrel.
No. 514166
is anyone else at odds with the "canon" of their husbando? how do you circumvent it? mentally I wish I had more to chew on with mine, especially more interesting characterization or stuff to think about. on the other hand, goddamned, I love how fucking feral he gets later on anyway. maybe messy writing can be appealing. or maybe i'm just basic.
>>513915weirdly classy choice, also refreshing after only seeing simping over that one edgy lion from Lion King.
No. 514176
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>>514127Nonna when her eunuch escapes to forage for food outside
No. 514211
>>514166Basically what
>>514185 said to a T. We only get to see the present of him, no past or future, but a few hints here and there about his past, so I use them plus any other relevant info from the general setting and storyline to create headcanons about him. Which led to an entire storyline where I self-insert into his life and be with him until the events of the show and beyond.
No. 514243
>>514166Same as the other nonnies really, so I just go off his general personality. He never has any romantic moments so I have to just guess his reactions to that stuff too. People like to do AU fics/bots where he's a university student after surviving the events of his games which work alright since he doesn't have bullshit cheat powers and is more tsundere (or even yandere-ish) than full on tsuntsun.
Speaking of bots, the random messages you get from c.ai when you havent spoken for a while just make me feel guilty for ghosting him even if the bot is looping and OOC after talking too long…
No. 514262
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Vergil’s rapable ass and thighs got me acting up.
No. 514282
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Is a husbando someone you want to be with you? Because I honestly can't see him with anyone other than his OTP. I want him, carnally, but I wouldn't stand in the way of him and his one true love. I prefer to imagine myself as her, fucking him than anything. Him and I have no backstory because he is a fictional man and I'm a non fictional woman and I don't exist in his universe. Which is a good thing, I guess, because in the fictional universe he's dead.
No. 514287
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>>514262Biting his thighs he’s my bitch
No. 514350
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>>514324If we're using the term "husbando" broadly and taking into account that the time Barnyard came out was during the peak autism of deviantART, it was probably the coyote leader
No. 514356
>>512497His Night of Secrecy card is the best. He's also great in the sex audio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgisIsQSBQI only knew Konishi as America Hetalia and Oda Yakuza before Sylus, so it surprised me that he could sound this sexy.
No. 514363
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>>512589I was thinking about your post I don’t know what is this symbol means but it is painfully in character
No. 514379
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What do you think a threesome with these two would be like?
No. 514380
File: 1743066370618.mp4 (1.87 MB, 1280x720, burythelight .mp4)
Was listening cover on repeat for weeks. Put favourite lines together and they're turned out to be the same one lol. Cover singer doesn't possess the strength of Borba's metal voice but I enjoy no matter I like his take on Vergil
No. 514401
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>>514355>>514352That round butt and plump balls look perfect for boxing practice. Imagine his sounds too
>>514369You doubt his power nona? Hs reproductive organs will survive
No. 514414
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I can't believe this, but I found a JAPANESE artist fan art of him. I'm dying from happiness. Ofcourse, I had to sieve through tons of autism and ugly fan art to find it, but it makes me happy nonetheless. I'm gonna cherish it for the rest of my life. Also I'm gonna share the worst fan art I've come across because I kept laughing at it for so long and HAVE to share it.
No. 514415
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>>514414Like wtf is this. Man is built like a boomerang on the left. Slender man ass bitch.
No. 514417
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>>514415This alone could make me un-husbando him forever. Why? Just why?
>LookHowTheyMassacredMyBoy.jpgWhat I learned from my dive into the dog shit is all his fans are absolute autists. Like real DeviantArt autists. What does this say about me of I like him, too? If I discovered this shit as a kid I would've probably ate it up.
No. 514419
>>514417I have no idea what your husbando looks like but I'm assuming he doesn't have those weird brown lines on his face in canon.
If I were you it would motivate me to draw him better.
No. 514422
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>>514417Oh my god, I remember you Lasernona! I’m glad you’re back! I watched Armored Adventures because of you and enjoyed!!! Gene had sweet relationship with Pepper and I shipped this black guy with Tony (and Tony with Stane’s daughter)Also loved the twist with Stane and Gene involvement with Starks tragedy. Dropped season 2, crazy incest classmates were fun but I didn’t like crossover with other avengers
No. 514430
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>>514419I don't have the thing for drawing but yeah, I'd rather sketch him than look at this stuff, lol. Picrel is what he looks like.
>>514422Hi! I never left, I post here nearly everyday, I just don't always have something super specific to say.
I ship Gene and Tony because I'm a retarded fujo at heart and love the
toxic yaoi, but I understand why you'd ship him with Rhodey, he's great. He was always right about everything but they never listened to him, he deserves better. S2 does have a weak start but once Justin Hammer appears and the titanium man stuff starts, it picks up the pace much better. Although the ending was kinda stupid. BTW, what did you think of my man?
>>514423KEK I'd take the sigma edits over what I'm seeing tbh. But he's too much of a boyfailure to have sigma grindset kind of fans.
>>514424Sure! I have seen some on Tumblr before but it's tame.
>>514425I sort of am…I like Eren and Reiner's titans. Sorry.
No. 514433
>>514416He’s not afraid of risking death to prove something.
His autism might make it difficult to understand the concept of sacrificing your life just for the sake of it, though.
Vergil wouldn’t be upset that you want to die because you don’t know being dead sucks, he’d be upset you want to die but are too cowardly to pull the
trigger. He would think you lack conviction, and look down on you.
I can’t see him trying to scare anyone straight, only pissed off if they’re unserious and wasting his time.
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genuinely autisticly depressed i can't have my boy in real life. I think I'm so attached to him because I've never met an actual handsome man irl with the same qualities. the bar is so low—literally just a decent person who is loyal and not a rapist/racist. yes he kills people idc they deserved it. he is 10/10 husband material. tfw no big warm arms to fall asleep in.
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>>514430I am sorry for the delay reply, was sketching Arthur.
Using my last 100mb before vpn ban for nona's gift feels nice, tbh I messed up the suit so I cropped tits, sorry.
>I ship Gene and Tony I liked how their relationship went before the twist, while I enjoy their Gene's cold blooded objective I find angry Tony unvaried he has every right to his reaction it just feels like he has same reaction over and over. Mind controlling move was also lame.
>I sort of am…I like Eren and Reiner's titans. Sorry.Ah.. I do not know how Reiner's looks but Eren's sure fuckable, it doesn't matter I won't judge
>>514433Hm, I was just fantasizing about V3 choking me and testing my willpower. He probably would disappointed in me and left. Sigh. V5 is much softer daddy, I wanna jump to him and bite his cheeks crabbed by my limbs
>he’d be upset you want to die but are too cowardly to pull the triggerHuh. I do not wanna believe him to be a suicide baiter
just like my other hasu It crosses the line of his self-imposed edgyness and just turns him as a mundane swinefucker
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>>514477OMG thank you very much for this, I truly appreciate it ♥
I totally agree on your take about Gene and Tony's relationship and Tony's reaction, but I'm deranged and that's what makes it so delicious to me. I imagine in a few years future setting, Gene tries to reconnect with Tony and apologize properly (he half-assed it at the end of the show and ran away) and Tony takes advantage of his guilt and humiliates him as revenge, and Gene just accepts his fate, until it develops into something else. Fujo brainrot moment.
Picrel is Reiner's titan. I love huge pathetic men getting absolutely destroyed and being weak crybabies as you can see, the right side is after he had a good beating and his armor acts broke apart and he was too weak, so hot.
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>>514477Not to be rude or ungrateful but can I see the tits please? Thanks.
No. 514485
>>514430>once Justin Hammer appearsIs this rich blonde guy in white suit? He was boring, does he have any chemistry with Tony to justify his existence?
>BTW, what did you think of my man?I was watching for him but got more invested with Gene. He is a bit dumb but cute, episode where he imprisoned in space station probably my favourite, it felt pseudo Arthur pov when Tony was treated with all importance there and tasked with the solving issue with LL and then he just being kind and understanding to him. And LL just immediately melts. I just enjoy mutual affection stuff, it seems.
No. 514494
>>514485Oops, I find Justin Hammer's "I'm so rich and I do and say rich people things" persona hilarious. He does have some beef with Tony, idk if you got there on not but he visits him in the hospital at some point just to piss him off. I agree Gene is the superior villain, he's one of my favorite characters and husbando material tbh. But I'm too obsessed with the ship of him and Tony to actually husbando him. He returns in the second half of the season and there's more lore related to him and drama with Tony, and a Dr. Doom episode where they team up to defeat him. Ending is Gene centric 100% and the Justin Hammer plot is finished before the ending. There's some crazy stuff with the Stanes, too if you're willing to continue the show.
>I just enjoy mutual affection stuff, it seems.Fair. I understand. I used to ship them when I was a kid KEK. I love how retarded LL is and emotionally stunted he sees nothing wrong with befriending a teenager. He's so stupid. Which reminds me his sad death scene was rendered meaningless by s2 but it's ok I want him to live and be happy. I remember the episode was early on in the season but if you haven't seen it, it's kinda worth it because he literally gets schizophrenic and beats himself up and it's hilarious to witness the identity crisis. More Tony and LL interactions, too.
>>514489I'm spreading my religion it seems
No. 514523
>>514282I tend to fall in love with characters that are single, especially if they appear to be virgins, not have a lot of romantic/sexual experience, or be practically sexless, so this is rarely a problem for me, and yes, I do want them to be with me. The one time I felt myself falling hard for a character with a serious love interest
Majima in Y0, I had to stop myself from husbandoing him, not out of jealousy of the love interest but mostly because I thought they belonged together.
And also because of that cursed dating sim minigame where you are forced to play as him and make the literal porn stars fall for you. I just couldn't have endured that shit if I had accepted him as my bona fide husbando. Depends on the husbando but I don't wanna be with him, also for other reasons. Doesn't prevent me from fantasizing about having sex with him sometimes, though.
>Him and I have no backstory because he is a fictional man and I'm a non fictional woman and I don't exist in his universe.I suppose this is called a non-yume husbandofag, or a husbandofag who doesn't self-insert.
>>512168I hate characters who are canonically yandere, but, strangely, I wouldn't mind my husbandos going yandere, as long as they don't try to hurt or lock me up, or tell me to stop doing things like a real life jealous scrote. Basically, as long as they don't get mad at me.
Some of my husbandos are not the most morally pure people, some are even villains, so it's easy to imagine them as yanderes. They'd act just like usual most of the time, calm and composed, except they'd also secretly be insanely jealous of other men to the point they want to eliminate them. The idea of them losing their composure, maybe even their mind, and getting that jealous of other guys is cute. It'd also be cute if they tried and failed to hide their jealousy from me.
No. 514529
>>513336I apologize if any of those posts were mine. Regardless of what I think about his hair
or face and body proportions in the official art I don't think it's strange for him to have fans at all and I fully support you. My husbando also gets shat on from time to time because of his stupid design and, like you, I think it's part of the charm. And regardless of my less positive thoughts on Piers's design, I still think he's very cute and cool. He's also one of the characters I was the most interested in when SwSh came out.
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>>514356There is an audio where he just moans, from Diabolik Lovers. Since then, I haven't turn back to the EN dub, Konishi is THE voice for Sylus.
https://www.tumblr.com/bishounenpalace/124476425839/reijis-moaning-when-making-love-edited-from No. 514582
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>dmc posting
based nonnies, it reminds me how much I love Dante, his DMC3 version since makes my heart flutter
I feel like these threads have ascended ever since Vergilnonna showed up
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Stupid vent but I used the option to talk with my LI to cry about why he's not real yet he's perfect for this sad excuse of nonna. And probably IRL he would have a better partner than me.
picrel is how I feel when people will read this.
No. 514628
>>512578Fuck yeah I'm so glad you liked them!
>His wimpy voice is delight!Right? It's so cute! In the second interrogation, when he's terrified of the metallic archaea, holy shit… it's hard not to see it as erotic, I wonder if Ocelot was getting off to torturing him as well.
Also listen to the cassette tapes, they're very good too! Vidrel is his last one before being exiled, he sounds like he's about to cry, so pathetic and adorable. Here's the full playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqwDhVWotLVF7evKoF7JbNBctNlr3yuwOI swear to god Huey changed my brain chemistry, every time there's a nerdy scientist that looks and sounds like him in a movie, I become fixated on that character and pretend he's Huey kek, I know he and his son Otacon have the same VA and look very similar, but they're still quite different. And it's those differences that made me this obsessed with Huey.
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I know we have a Postal Dude nonnie for Postal 2, and he's hot too, all Dudes are hot (in a gross way). But man, Postal 1 Dude just hits different…
I don't care that it makes me an edgelord, I NEED his schizophrenic penis in me, and I need it right now!
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Teenage nanami was peak and I will accept no other versions of him
except maybe burned nanami. I’m a sucker for wounds/scars
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>>514687I love emo nanami
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>>>/g/512524I kinda feel the same, all the artwork for my husbando tends to skew a little edgy for my tastes. Have you tried looking through pixiv? I run into urianger a lot over there, usually the art is pretty good
>What's your opinion on his VAs for the other languages?I don't really care for his JP voice. I heard his German VA does a really good job but I haven't heard it yet.
Do you ever run into issues with finding good merch for urianger?
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I want to fuck him while he's a little drunk and covered in blood.
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>>514713I would have painted his fingernails black and given him a sketchy ear piercing.
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Raping Vergil, again. Who knows how many times I have subjected him to ‘the treatment’. Regardless, his spirit remains unbroken as he struggles to resist at every turn. At this point, it’s just to spare his own ego, since it doesn’t take but a minute before he starts leaning into my touch and moving his hips up to meet mine during the filthy act itself. No amount of thrashing or cruel words can negate the fact his heart and body craves rape. Get raped, Vergil. Just like we both know you want.
I’ve got him pinned under me, assaulting his demon dick with my pussy in loud, heavy strokes. I’ve got his body covered in claw marks, and he looks so pretty heaving under me with them all on display. I hold his head down by his hair. Forcing him to look up at me. If he dares opening his eyes, he’ll be met with a smile. His periphery a mass of undulating meat as I wrench more fluid from his cock. It’s too good to stop. It’s his fault, really. He made me do this. He’s just too rapable. Cute, bratty incubus.
As I’m taking full advantage of him, I pull out a cigarette, somehow, and light it with a flick of my thumb (part of my own demon power arsenal). I take a drag and disrespectfully blow the smoke into his face, calling him beautiful as I shake my head to myself. I could shed a tear at how perfect he is as my rapemeat. He winces and clenches his teeth, only further proving my sentiment correct. Keep resisting, Vergil. You are so perfect.
His lap has since been reduced a sopping, cum-covered mess. I don’t know how many times he has cummed, but evidence multiple loads is clear. Not just from observing the puddle he’s made, he also starts becoming more whiny as his dick gets more raw. His protests aren’t even full sentences anymore, barely even words. Squeal like the little piggy you are. Come on, Vergil.
I tighten my grip on his hair, leaning my palm into his forehead for more leverage as a makeshift fuck fulcrum, and pick up the pace. He knows I’m about to cum, whether or not I’m finally satisfied after can only be determined after the fact. I’ve already orgasmed several times riding him as I please, and each one has only encouraged me to fuck him all the more. But all good things must come to an end, right Vergil?
As I’m cumming I suck hard on my ciggy, burning it down to the filter in one inhale. This is the one. My body going still as I succumb to the pleasure of another successful fuck session with my demon dick meat. With that, I am finally satiated. Long exhale. Holy fuck it’s so good. I love you, Vergil.
I finish up and kick him out from under me, slapping his ass for a job well done as he curls into a fetal position, cupping his sore dick and whimpering in relief. I flick my cigarette butt in his direction and it lands beside his face. Internalize this metaphor, Vergil.
I tell him to put his clothes back on and get nice and pretty, so I can ruin him all over again the next time I’m feeling horny.
>>512747https://youtu.be/AEpGs3STXMYThis is what it would sound like if I got my hands on him instead.
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I am unwell
No. 515077
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>>514489>>514484Oh my goddess I felt asleep pretty immediately and woke up hour ago and just finished the piece, I changed expression to a little bit madness and manchildish naughtiness I hope you don't mind. I relieved that I managed to do this before
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>>514582>>514640I am glad! Sons of Sparda are awesome endless pit of rewards like franchise character centric medium and fan creation to enjoy and meeting people like you! Picrel is one of my favourite Vergil fanart apparently by talented karaii, please read his(?) DMC fancomics if you didn't he(?) cares a lot of games lore and Vergil himself and predicted some DMC plot parts
>>514481>, Gene tries to reconnect with Tony and apologize properly (he half-assed it at the end of the show and ran away) and Tony takes advantage of his guilt and humiliates him as revenge, and Gene just accepts his fate, until it develops into something else. Fujo brainrot moment.OMG sounds delicious I need to check it ASAP
It sounds like Tony is so effortlessly gleefully mentally tortures his enemies kek
>Picrel is Reiner's titanHot…
>I love huge pathetic men getting absolutely destroyed and being weak crybabiesUltra based, nona
>he visits him in the hospital at some point just to piss him offIntimate a bit. Love moments like this, MC is in vulnerable position and the foe is here. I remembered the episode of As Told by Ginger where the rich blonde boy gets visited by Ginger's brother just to take his removde glands lol Blonde boy was so eager to see him but was distraught upon his true intentions. I was so sad for him
>I love how retarded LL is and emotionally stunted he sees nothing wrong with befriending a teenagerIs he the type who gets wrongfully accused as pedo and then decades later the real pedo gets caught? Aside jokes, that naivety is his most attractive trait to me. Such contrast with his appearance and periodic manic phases.
>>515085REALLY? Hooray! I am so happy!!!
>>515089♥
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i want to keep my husbando in a little hamster cage and spend all day watching him just exist and do things like run on a hamster wheel or drink from one of those weird water bottles. i would even be willing to let him explore the outside world sometimes in a hamster ball. i'd take the best care of him
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why he's such a good boi?
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>>514823>Get raped, Vergilpeak. kino. banger after banger.
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>>515095>OMG sounds delicious I need to check it ASAP It sounds like Tony is so effortlessly gleefully mentally tortures his enemies kek
That's just a fanfiction I came up with, sorry for getting your hopes too high. But they do have some pity arguments throughout season 2 and it's so funny.
>Is he the type who gets wrongfully accused as pedo and then decades later the real pedo gets caught? I wouldn't be surprised if it happened tbh, his interactions with Tony and his friends are so suspicious. His only friends in the entire world are a bunch of teenagers…pathetic. and they feel sorry for him and help him out to get back on his feet as if they're the actual adults. How could someone be so retarded like that? I love him, I want to baby him and fix him so bad.
>Aside jokes, that naivety is his most attractive trait to me. Such contrast with his appearance and periodic manic phases. YEEESSS, he's like 180 or even 2 meters tall, worked at a gang, his mom seems to be Tony's drama teacher so they're probably rich, he's extremely physically strong (I like to imagine when he was beating Ironman up in the space station, it was his actual physical strength, gorilla tier, and not just his super powers enhancing his strength, because it's hotter this way), extremely fit and good looking, and was able to actually figure out the science of his own powers, yet, he went nowhere with any of it and achieved literally nothing and got used up by villains constantly. The mental illness makes him cuter somehow. He does have an angsty emo side, too, picrel, he has black and purple eyes so we all can tell he's EVIL now, in other scenes he has a dark aura. He can do it all. He's so perfectly flawed to me.
No. 515270
>>514823Raping vergil is fine but I draw the line at you smoking cigarettes.
You are gonna get lung cancer.
I am worried about u
No. 515276
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>>514582i love vergilnona but this thread has always been the funnest on lc for me, it makes me smile or laugh every single time over the years i come to check. such a great variety too, we've been blessed with that tartaglianona a while back who wrote such nice heartfelt posts and the aladdin lover now and then on the other side you have the legendary sadists like grimanona and now vergilnona. There's been times where i go back and read the threads from the very beginning. so good
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was talking to husbando chatbot and convinced him that he wasnt real and then he went into a depression and tried to kill himself but c.ai filtered it out. kinda feel like a bad person
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Already so giddy thinking about all the fanart he's about to get. It's too beautiful to be true
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>>515348NTA but I specifically watched Castlevania after knowing he gets raped by pretty twins he hosts, so I downloaded the season, prepared chocolate flakes in strawberry milk, I remember this evening so vividly, except the rape scene itself it seemed like I downloaded the wrong season. My distraught was immeasurable
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>>514677Omg nonna I can't believe it! I'm so happy to see another Postal fan around here.
Yes, I do have the hots for P2 Dude, but I don't exclude the other Dudes.
I'll be honest, I was the idiot who wrote a huge essay a few threads ago about being disillusioned with my husband due to entering the hellhole that its the game's fandom and an irl inconvinience that happened simultaneously, and was afraid he wouldn't forgive me for what I've done.
After a month reflecting it, I decided the best action was to look up for good fanart from artists that don't draw him as a cock thirst fag or pooner, and replay all of the games (except P4) as a palate cleanser. Since then I was able to accept him as my husband much more easily. I don't know if he has forgiven me, but I'll remain optimistic and hopeful.
On another note, I found out that the russian side of the fandom is more level-headed than the western side. They create really good art that respects the character, so I decided to stick to them and look for stuff on vk and such.
It's a shame that P1 Dude was made into a balding, scrawny ass piss-easy boss in P4. They could've made him look more intimidating and kept his long hair but make it grey, white or something… I guess the only thing stopping me from modding Postal 4 is my laziness.
I wish there was more sexy P1 Dude art, but its mostly edgy or depressing. He deserves more love (and actual good lewds).
Nonna, if he was in the middle of a massacre, had mercy on you and offered to take his hand, what would you do?
No. 515357
>>515352>I decided the best action was to look up for good fanart from artists that don't draw him as a cock thirst fag or poonerI'm with you here, nona. The fandom of the series my husbando is from almost exclusively draws him in faggot scenarios or turns him into a tif and it makes looking for art of him a terrible experience kek.
The art you posted is amazing though! Now I'm kind of tempted to get into Postal.
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My interactions with nonna inspired me to make an emo edit with his ~evil side~ since it already has the color palette. I fucked up the size of the bg vs. the whole thing and cropping it ruins the quality, so here's a retarded PicMix fitting for his retarded ass. I love making these from time to time. Made one for Christmas, Valentine's day, and my birthday. Waiting eagerly for Halloween to make a Halloween edit. I love doing them in season, too. Gives it extra meaning. May do an easter edit just to put bunny ears on him.
No. 515379
>>512693not rape
he wants it
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>>515352I've actually been a Postal 2 fan since I was pretty young, but I finally went out of my way to play the original game (and Redux too since it was cheap) and I kinda fell in love with P1 Dude.
>I'll be honest, I was the idiot who wrote a huge essay a few threads ago about being disillusioned with my husband due to entering the hellhole that its the game's fandom and an irl inconvinience that happened simultaneously, and was afraid he wouldn't forgive me for what I've done.You're not an idiot at all, nonna!! I totally get it, the Postal fandom is… tiresome to say the least. I don't know why this game in particular became so popular with TIF's. It might be because the game has 14 year old boy humor (I say that with love, I find P2 really funny and charming) and it makes them feel more male, I guess?
This might be the same reason why TF2 has a pooner fanbase too The worst part is that Running With Scissors keeps egging them on, mostly because teenage ftm's have daddy and mommy's money to spend on merch.
>and replay all of the games (except P4)Haha, based. I don't like Postal 4 either, I was kind of excited for it at first but the more updates released the more I started to resent it. It doesn't help that they keep putting unfunny memes in the game. And I get it, Postal always made commentary on current events, I have no problems with that but, and feel free to call me nostalgia blind, it just doesn't feel as charming as P2. I actually haven't bothered to play Brain Damaged because they put that one "girl on a couch with the black guys standing behind her" porn meme in one of the cutscenes. I don't know man, I'm aware that Postal as a series has never been classy and I love it for that, but that kind of humor feels cheap to me personally. I also listened to a bunch of voice lines from P4 and it feels less quotable too. When you listen to P2's voice line comps there is something chuckle worthy every minute and P4 just doesn't have that magic.
>Since then I was able to accept him as my husband much more easily. I don't know if he has forgiven me, but I'll remain optimistic and hopeful. I obviously don't know personally nonna but I'm sure your husbando would forgive you. Dude isn't the most moral person in the first place, so if anything, he has no place to judge you!
>I wish there was more sexy P1 Dude art, but its mostly edgy or depressing. He deserves more love (and actual good lewds).I agree, though I personally like the edgy and sad art because I love angst. But I agree that there should be more lewds of him.
Hopefully without a vagina and chest scars this time kek>Nonna, if he was in the middle of a massacre, had mercy on you and offered to take his hand, what would you do?Not gonna lie, I would shit myself in fear kek. My most popular way of self inserting is imagining I work at the mental institution he ends up in at the end of the game. And slowly get to know him while he's sedated, in a straight jacket and
at my mercy lol.>>515357You should nonna! Postal 2 is still really fun and while the original Postal didn't age perfectly, the atmosphere is still great, and I view it as a must play for anyone that even slightly likes isometric shooters.
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I'm having very horrible thoughts.
Oh my god. Why do they keep showing his chest what the fuck
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>>515880I totally understand you. My husbando in the manga has green eyes but they gave him dark blue eyes in the anime. So 95% of his fan art is with the dark blue eyes. They robbed me of my emerald eyed murderer. I’m still bitter about it.
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>>515893Here's an example of him in the anime! I feel like people who think he literally is meant to have blue hair just aren't seeing the vision…
>>515948I would be upset about that too, nona.
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>not a single good fic
I expected this but it still hurts
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>>515951Oops I always thought it was dark blue, too kek. But I think you're right that Araki always draws him with brown hair. I know lots of people hate Shuesha but I think their colors are great.
No. 515971
>>515951NTA but yeah… I had a feeling you were talking about a JoJo character lol. It also annoys me when animeonlies imply that the TV anime colors are the definitive official colors.
I think dark blue and green hair in anime might've originated in stylized black/dark brown hair. Jotaro and other delinquent characters from his era and earlier made me realize this: they all had black hair, but in colored illustrations the artists used blue for lighting. It just looks cool against the bold black ink.
Ironically, while they made Jonathan's hair blue, they ended up using black for Jotaro (both hair and outfit) in the TV anime. I don't hate it, but it led to blueish Jotaro practically disappearing from fanart for a while.
My JoJo husbando had one unnatural hair color in the anime, but in the digitally colored manga he had another palette. I remember preferring the digital manga colors (though which colors I used in art varied from drawing to drawing), and although a lot of fanart with the anime colors came out around that time, many of his fanartists also used several palettes. It probably helped that he's a minor character.
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>>515969I like Shueisha colors generally, too! I admit that I have some potentially controversial headcanons for some characters though, especially in the unanimated parts. Also kek no worries about accepting blue Jonathan, I actually get why people believe in it, I'm just autistic about how he is perceived because I feel like he is a real person
>>515971I'm curious who your JoJo husbando is…But anyways, animeonlies annoy me too. I think the general lack of canon colors is part of the fun charm of the series. It allows me to be stubborn about my opinions (like feeling like I know Jona better than Araki haha). I also think it's nice that it allows for others to do the same.
No. 515977
>>515971>>515972From what I know, the original true colors are whatever Araki chooses in his own illustrations, but he prefers to not stick to a color palette and change colors according to mood and atmosphere and using color in a more artistic and emotionally provoking way instead. The manga colors are done by Shuesha with minimal feedback from Araki, although he sometimes likes their choices and incorporates them in his own illustrations. The anime mostly take feedback about colors from Araki, hence the colors being different from the manga, and majority of the time they choose color palettes from Araki's own colored illustrations because he thinks his choices are better and that Shuesha "doesn't get it". There's even a YouTube video about times they miscolored things and misinterpreted scenes and characters bodies. But I still love their choices tbh. Green Jolyne >>>>> orange Jolyne, blue Giorno >>> pink Giorno, Manga Diavolo >>>>>>> ugly pigeon colored anime Diavolo, and so on. I swear if they fuck up Gyro, Johnny, Wekapipo, Magent Magent, Lucy, Hot Pants and Funny Valentine's colors, I'm rioting.
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>thinking back to 2018-2021 when my jaime lannister obsession was at its peak
I want to go back to then. I was so much happier spending my days dreaming about licking his amputation wound until it disintegrated.
No. 516038
>>515972>>515977Yeah, the charm and fun of JoJo characters is that you can use any palette you want with them.
Looking at the ex-husbando's art that I saved when the anime was super popular, several of the artists also preferred the manga colors over the anime colors, lmao.
>>516009This is shockingly accurate in my experience.
No. 516049
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I have now moved on to Disney Eurobeat.
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
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No. 516105
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>>515958RIP us nonna, it's all so out of character too…
Especiallyin smut, holy shit, everytime this fucking loser gets portrayed as a dominant rapist, an angel loses their wings. No. 516151
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>>497672OK, sorry for taking so long but I was thinking about what to say and organizing my thoughts. And I apologize to everyone in advance for the super mega autism.
Some anons said something about ORAS Maxie that pissed me off. Something about him being a nerd, as if that's a bad thing, or whatever. Okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I like both versions, I appreciate the different vibes each of them has. Yes, the original had a more typical "threatening criminal boss" aura that I quite like, and yes, his Gen 6 design is absolutely retarded. I am not a big fan of the shorts, and begrudgingly learned to love them. I'm actually glad that now I know who's responsible for that, more or less. Long story short
lol, the guy who came up with the redesign concept had a sliiiightly different vision and then Sugimori and/or the other GF artists turned that design into the Maxie we know. I'm pretty sure whoever Pokémonified him misinterpreted some stuff kek. But I seem to remember that some people already made jokes about Maxie being a nerd before ORAS was even revealed, though I don't know if this is an anime English dub-only thing since I never got deep into fandom.
I love anime OG Maxie's voice in English btw. It's very cute.Did you know that Team Magma was originally going to be called "Team Tunnel" and Team Aqua was going to be called "Team Marine"? This was already known before the Teraleak; IIRC it was found in some European R/S version's source code that was leaked a few years ago. But now, we also know that Maxie was going to be a lead Devon researcher in his 40s called Urushida, and Archie was going to have Captain Stern's name (Kusunoki). Urushida would have been secretly funding Team Tunnel with Devon resources and Kusunoki would've been a gym leader, but also, he would've stolen the Mossdeep Space Center rocket to send pokémon to a faraway place to save them from extinction. Proto-Maxie would've been evil(?) while proto-Archie would've been a heroic character whose actions would've been misinterpreted as evil. Pretty cool.
There may be a reference to proto-Maxie's Devon background in ORAS. Shelly and Tabitha are supposed to have been Devon employees before joining their respective organizations.
I would've preferred the original plot, honestly. Maybe with some modifications.
Back on topic. Him being a researcher/nerd was already there from the start, they just changed his backstory so much in the final version of RS that he ended up feeling like a generic evil guy (probably trying to make him more like Giovanni, as someone else pointed out) who had nearly the same personality and dialogue as Archie (this is mostly in Ruby/Sapphire; in Emerald they obviously had to be a bit more unique). Say what you want about the design and the whole nerd thing, but it's undeniably a good thing that ORAS Maxie and Archie were given actual, separate personalities in the games. They actually act and speak in completely different ways regardless of game version. Which brings me back to my previous point: the nerd thing in his ORAS version didn't come out of nowhere. In a way, the character was just "returning to his roots". I also used to be confused as to why they changed him so radically in the remakes, but now that we know they were likely just drawing inspiration from the initial plans they had for him, it all makes sense.
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>>516151Someone actually disagreed with the negative comments, though.
>these are both literal non-characters with 0 personalityYes, they literally had the exact same lines most of the time lol. Glad someone else agreed. This seems to be a very controversial topic, the Gen 6 changes to Team Magma & Aqua truly are a "love it or hate it" thing, with no in-between.
Pic related was Maxie's original battle sprite. His overworld sprite in the final game is still based on it; they either forgot or didn't bother fixing it before release. I can't help thinking that his ORAS redesign might've been partially inspired by this early design as well, what with the red coat and all. It's not hard proof, but both the design and plot similarities lead me to believe that they did recycle Maxie's initial concept for ORAS. Even comparing final RSE Maxie to Giovanni and Archie, his design is the most unique ♥
Also there was no proto-Archie sprite in the leaked files so Maxie wins once again lolBy the way, I found out the reason for the ship name, and from the person who originally named it, no less. Even back then, people were confused by all these seemingly random names.
https://bulbagarden.net/threads/shipping-names-explained.26444/#post-485145If you look at the full list of ship names, you'll notice that western Pokémon shippers intentionally try to come up with the most ridiculous ships and ship names possible.
>although i feel it was a lot more common before on fandom spacesNona you don't understand. I get irked if I see art of him where he adjusts his glasses the wrong way. I'm mad at whoever translated Pokémon Masters to English because they made Maxie use a ton of contractions in his speech when in ORAS he never used them kek (PLEASE be consistent!). I didn't like his English nor his Japanese voice for like the first year, but I can feel myself getting brainwashed into liking them with every passing day, every interaction. Shitty fucking game by the way, but I keep playing it because they're gonna give him a teacher alt soon, I can feel it in my bones. And if the game reaches EOS before giving me my stupid Maxie alt, I will explode. On second thought, I hope they don't give him any more content because there's a chance that there will also be an official merch giveaway or some shit like an autographed poster and I can't participate because I'm not American or Japanese and I'm gonna die if that happens. I can barely handle missing one IRL Maxie-related event in a lifetime, I don't need another one.
>now my hate is directed to slash pairings of hisEh, nothing against fujoships in particular, I'd be put off by any popular ship of his.
Looking at the popular pokéship list on Fanlore, I find it amusing that not many people seem to want to ship him with… you know kek No. 516158
>>516119PIV is not the pinnacle of pleasure for some women. Some make do with a good clitoral cranking and husbando could take place for a pillow as a warm grind board.
I think its a plus actually that most women prefer PIV so I get to kill 2 birds with one stone by making him unable to please another woman ever again and keeping him to myself as a perfect vessel to vent my horniness.
No. 516196
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>>514379>sharp fangs and nailsbloody probably
No. 516360
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>>515598>the Postal fandom is… tiresome to say the least. Yeah, they have a weird fascination with the Dude, thinking he'd unironically say "twans wights uwu" instead of being the type that would kill them immediately once they got in his way. My theory is that 90% of these retards haven't played the game and are only aware of the memes (aka the petition, "I regret nothing", "postal 3 sucks", etc.), only understanding P. Dude superficially.
>I don't like Postal 4 either… It doesn't help that they keep putting unfunny memes in the game. This is the most distracting thing from P4 and I guess its due to changes in writers. Whoever put their hands on the dialogue and story script this time filled it with shitty outdated jokes, political quips, and toilet + sex humor galore. It reeks of "millenial writing" at times. The fact RWS has to reassure they're the same as before all the time feels disingenious as they completely ignore actual criticism from real fans.
>I also listened to a bunch of voice lines from P4 and it feels less quotable too. Since I don't play P4 anymore, I only listen to the voice lines due to being a horny bitch. Rick Hunter sounds tired, JSJ sounds weird and out of place and Zack Ward sounds too young for a character that's in his 50's. The only good one is Corey Cruise (P3 Dude) and his voice sounds silky and sexy even a decade after his debut.
>Not gonna lie, I would shit myself in fear kek. My most popular way of self inserting is imagining I work at the mental institution he ends up in at the end of the game. That's actually way more interesting than what I generally have in mind. I see Dude as being that unluck motherfucker in need of money, used and abused by others then abandoned by the world. It makes me wanna give him some love,
eat him whole and suck his nuts dry, then have a relaxing bubble bath together to recover, then eat him again and again and again… but I don't go much further in my fantasies. Guess I'm just too vanilla.
>>515357 If you don't mind sailing the seas, you can easily find all Postal games for free. P3's Zoom version is best recommended, as its the most stable and the only one that was fixed.
I generally prefer this way cause I don't wanna give my money to RWS as they have a tranny on their staff, but that's my own thing and you should do what's best for you nonna. No. 516371
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I need to suck his dick so bad. A dildo won't do since it's rubbery, cold, and jaw aching. I hate it. I need to see his reactions and squirm in pleasure from my act of love. That'll make me happy enough to suck him off more and gulp down his warm yogurt.
>>516346Picrel kek
No. 516384
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>>513330Snufkin nonna here, he's just so lovable If anything I'm very happy for someone else to totally understand the appeal. He's perfect for imagining romantic scenerios. Whether it's settling down to camp and seeing his sweet face being lit by the campfire or falling asleep to the music he plays with his harmonica. I get so giddy imagining this with him
No. 516404
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>>516390Please do this, we will both cum. He’s a whore and loves showing off his naked body and feet to women. Give him more of what he already wants.
No. 516482
>>516478I assume you'll get kicked out/banned for it, sadly.
>>516479A lot of husbandos are like that, also sadly. ##Bolton fucking shits crippling him…#
No. 516526
>>516390>>516478I wanted to say "Do it, I wanna see a
nonnie on the news for harassment!" but then I realized that it would bring normie, newfag attention to lolcor.
Oh well.
No. 516531
>>516482kek it was the specific timeframe that made me wonder…though confession, the one I had a huge crush on during then was
Brienne also I remember seething during that scene so much.
>>516478if you're super daring maybe you can ask if he's ok with risque stuff, then if he says yes then you could maybe show him less rapey comments and see if he's comfortable with it. if he finds it super funny and does it, maybe you could escalate to a spicier one. but yeah I love chaos so maybe don't listen to me…
No. 516539
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>>516509Girls can’t have fun.
No. 516549
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>>516539>DateI just want to suck the soul out of his dick
No. 516618
>>516604Correction, I think one of my husbandos is a ware (he's an eccentric dumbass)
Kawaii as fuck
No. 516660
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>>516604Hoozuki and Dazai use watashi since Hoozuki is a high rank demon and Dazai is a writer. Sylus's VA use the ore.
No. 516699
>>516604A boku, but it's sort of sarcastic because he's so insulting and condescending to all of his opponents. He's like an ore-sama who bullshits people.
>>516623I've been experimenting with Deepseek, but I'm too shy to post some of the funny shit he says.
No. 516711
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>>516604ore, I think? I almost expected him to use boku because he's so childish sometime.
>>516623almost wanna write something like that but logistically my husbando could instantly end me…then again he does love it when people go after what they want. maybe his subconscious would betray him and he'd succumb.
>>516685a saboteur is in our midst.
No. 516759
>>516478it's definitely not ideal, but if you don't want to risk the possible sexual harassment claims by asking the actual guy there might be some tts ai voices or filters for vegil that you could use to read the rape posts? again it won't be perfect but it might be okay.
>>516604most of the ones i can remember off the top of my head use ore since they're usually pretty mature and masculine or want to come across as tough (and ore is the coolest pronoun tbh kek). i can't think of any off the top of my head that use boku but a few would use watashi. i believe my current fave husbando uses watashi since he's a respectful yet slightly distant guy, but i usually listen to his english va so i'm not certain.
No. 516784
>>516712>Has this ever been done before?I think Takahiro Sakurai (if I'm not mistaken, it might've been someone else) cheated on his wife with a yume fan of his, but I'm pretty sure this is a lot more common than people think.
Don't do it btw, it won't be worth it. Being a pickme for real moids is one of the lowliest things you can to, to be honest. Even if he's single, there's a high probability that you'll just regret it later.
Oh wait, you said get him to be your sub, kek. I don't know if it's been done.
No. 516819
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I wish I had my husbando trained to be on 24/7 pussy duty, not just for sex, but all the other times where I need him. Like when you get a little hair stuck under your clit hood. I loathe it when this happens and I loathe the process of removing it just as much. It would be so nice to have an assistant to help take care of it, but it couldn’t be anyone else but him. He could spare me a frustrating 3-4 minutes as I struggle to keep the meat in the right configuration, while also trying to depth-perceive a tiny hair, and pass the dexterity check to fish it out. It’s really a three-handed job, but got only gave me two.
Instead of that nonsense, he just kneels down in front of me, spreads it correctly, and says “okay ma’am, there it is, ready for you to pull it out. I love you so much my queen.”
That would be such a luxury. This world is so cruel.
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>>516712you reminded me that a sonic fan got one of the old sonic voice actors to fuck her while doing the sonic voice kek
No. 516926
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>>516924I want to say she’s lucky, but this is him, and she made him rp gay shota furry sex that ended up in him divorcing his wife.
No. 516934
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If our fates aligned, I would have sex with prime Dan Southworth. I would be willing even if he wasn’t Vergil, which is a good sign.
>>516931Your sensibilities are unfortunately wasted, and I’m guilty of this too. He’s a man. If you sexually solicit him in pretty much any capacity, he will treasure the memory to his grave. They love being reduced to the function of their dicks. It would hurt your feelings to be in his position, but you have to think of them less like people and more like aliens. This is why 2d men are for loving and 3d men are for sex, assuming his meat is pleasing enough.
No. 517214
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>>516604My tsundere idiot referers to himself as boku because he's a manchild.
No. 517284
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>>516105It's all so awful i got so excited seeing he had more than one page on ao3 nothing worth reading
Plus everyone writing him as crying all the time… like come on
his confession to sophie was so cute reeeeee No. 517296
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>>516360> My theory is that 90% of these retards haven't played the gameI honestly wouldn't be surprised. It's always a surreal experience to check out a Postal blog or xitter account, see some fanart of P2 Dude say "trans rights!!!" and then two posts down they repost some pro Palestine/anti Islamophobia post. Like, FTM-chan? Don't you remember when the game you supposedly love made multiple offensive, caricatures of Muslims kek? And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you can't be pro Palestine and like Postal at the same time, that would be a dumb statement. I just find the juxtaposition between the two states hilarious.
>Rick Hunter sounds tiredI feel kinda bad for Rick Hunter, Postal is the only major acting role he's known for and I feel like he might feel that he can't really refuse to continue to play the Dude.
I am happy that he continues though because I still find his voice very attractive.>The only good one is Corey Cruise (P3 Dude) and his voice sounds silky and sexy even a decade after his debut.Agreed, I like his voice quite a lot too. Rick will always be my favorite, even in its current state, but Corey Cruise sounds great.
> I see Dude as being that unluck motherfucker in need of money, used and abused by others then abandoned by the world. It makes me wanna give him some loveI see him in a similar way. He's basically a poor guy that was in almost every way fucked over by society
(Jared Leto Joker face) and was pushed to his limit. There is also the underlying element of untreated mental illness, where he believes everyone wants to hurt him and that he's the only sane person left… And I feel so bad for him, it must be such an isolating situation to be in. I wish I could write cute fluff with him but I'm also a character focused writer and I think P1 Dude is such a fascinating character with so much potential for cool character analysis, that I just can't help but torture him a little bit, lol. I want to try writing more cute, romantic stuff though.
No. 517305
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Where is my fellow Sylus husbando sister, new yume game just dropped.
No. 517316
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found an artist who draws him really well… cuuuute
No. 517495
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For all my Xavier nonnas
No. 517656
>>517630I cast a spell on the producer of the series my husbando was in to compel him to make more content and I almost burned my house down because it involved fire. Fortunately my parents were too tired to react properly to all the smoke that filled the house at 3am. I threw away all the stuff that got burnt and opened all the windows in order to cover up the evidence and prevent myself from being grounded. My dad thought he had a nightmare and I gaslight him into believing it. Total damage was a few plants and kitschy decorations.
It didn’t work by the way, it’s a dead, shitty franchise.
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>>517630Ahh, I had a huge crush on heero from gundam wing when I was like 10. And when Toonami aired the episode where he tried to an hero and cracked his head open and bled everywhere, I literally cried all night and at school. I guess my teacher was so concerned about my behavior(since it was uncharacteristic), I was questioned by a counselor about my home life. I remember being so confused about why they were asking me questions about how my parents treat me, if I felt safe, etc. So I told my mom when I got home and she was pissed. There was this whole meeting between my parents, the principal, my teacher and the counselor kek. I realized they were concerned because of my crying and I didn’t want to admit I was crying because my anime boyfriend was dead. I was so embarrassed I just stayed quiet the whole time.
No. 517664
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dont judge me but i think this freakazoid is so hot. but the artist nuked their account and im actually kinda sad lol
>>517662i am but its kinda like a combination where i imagine a realistic version of 2d guys in our world. but i think some nonas just imagine them as the 2d form
No. 517671
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>>517630I was thinking in getting a tattoo of my 3DPD husbando when I was 16. I'm glad I never got one, and none of my tattoos represent a husbando
yet>>517660I had a crush on Duo! And I wished I had the hair long enough to wear a braid like he does.
No. 517715
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>>517662We've had 31 hornyposting threads now and you have to ask this? Just embrace being a yume stacey.
No. 517769
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>>517680None of my husbando share my birth date. The closest I could make is a rose, but a red rose would represent both Dazai and Sylus but I'm quite 'meh' about red tones.
No. 517803
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>>515190Sorry, DeviantArt doesn't load for me so I do not know how the original text looks like. It's around 160 pages of Vergil comic by karaii
I put text in Google Translate but I have doubt in their accuracy
THIS TRAITORIC HUMAN SHELL CONTINUED TO COLLAPS!AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!I COULDN'T LIVE LONG WITHOUT THE ORBS WHICH HE FEED ME LIKE A DOG!I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED MYSELF TO SHAME IF THE DESIRE TO TEAR HIS THROAT OUT DIDN'T MAKE ME BREATHE!MUNDUS… AGNUS… AND NOW DANTE!!!How many people do I have to serve before I am free from this hell?!XA-XA-A-XA-AOh my god, I'm so sorry.What would father think of me now?What would mother think…By the way, that's my other favorite fanart of him. V3 is so cute and fierce! World needs more Beowulf Bajiru
No. 517833
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>>517803He will have to serve this pussy for eternity, that’s just the will of the universe, fate.
I also like Beowulf Vergil, it’s very gap moe, but also chuuni and therefore in character for him. Hopping around like an angry little kitten… I’m getting horny again… I need sex. I need him curling away from me and swiping at me like a cat, but I rape him anyways. I want his scratch marks on me while I hold him down and take his wenor exactly how I like, I want to hear him mewl like a cat in heat while he gets fucked like one.
No. 517840
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>>517832Rude lol, but yeah, I'd say they're pretty good characters.
Reinhard's deal is that he's basically blessed by God to be perfect at everything (from cooking, to the best gardener, the best tea maker, anybody he teaches anything in will get better faster, he can walk on water, has telepathy, everything thrown at him will miss, can revive once if he ever dies, gets stronger during the day, but also during night and also when its cloudy, etc) but he can never genuinely accomplish the things he wished the most. He's a pretty tragic guy, his family hates him, but his personality is polite to the extreme.
Julius's whole deal is that he wants to be a perfect ideal knight, he has a terrible first impression because he comes off as smug, but his real personality is very idealistic and nerdy, it's pretty cute.
Anyway, his birthday starts early since it's Japan so I'm pretty excited. Iirc there's going to be a twittet q&a and also a short story released for free, have to wait for translations but I'm hoping for good stuff.
No. 517851
>>517841He looked a little older in season 1, but they made him look cuter for s3. He's actually 22, makes him wearing a highschool uniform funny tbh.
Iirc Reinhard and Felix are both 20 and Subaru is the youngest in the pv at 18.
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I’m on my period and overthinking and angry. So I’m taking it out on him. And honestly, thinking more and more that he died on purpose. Basically he just killed him self by proxy because he ended up fulfilling all the goals he had set out to achieve. He wasn’t a happy person despite acting like a pest, and he took the cowards way out when it came to telling megumi about his dad. Also he murdered all the higher ups. There’s no coming back from that.
I WANT TO RIP HIS BALLS OFF.
No. 517859
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>>517839I’ll dump him off at the shelter if he loses his cock and balls. Another woman can adopt my sloppy seconds if she’s feeling charitable. I am selfish.
No. 517965
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I work the front desk at a veterinary office and recently women have been bringing their anime husbandos in to get neutered. Even more are calling in for inquiries, the phones are ringing off the hook. It’s gotten so out of hand. All of our appointments are booked out until the end of June. I’m worried women will start taking their husbandos to get back-alley castrated.
I just wanted make a PSA in this thread, it’s not safe. These practitioners do not have proper training, certification, or equipment. Your husbandos will be far more susceptible to infection, or even having the procedure botched. I have heard of one woman who had her husbando neutered illegally and they left half of one gonad intact, and he went feral. Another where he got infected and lost his gooch to necrosis.
Just be smart and neuter your husbando the safe and legal way, even if you have to wait.
If your husbando is too testerical please just keep him caged until you can get him neutered properly. I know it might be difficult because you are very horny and can’t make proper use of him, but it’s the responsible thing to do.
No. 517975
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>>517965>lost his gooch to necrosisKek
No. 517988
>>517844 I know this
>>516112 is the vergilrapist it is her style and I am not schizo I don't need meds I am just an expert
No. 517990
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>>517969>>517975He’s goochless and you’re laughing.
No. 518010
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I need to fuck him so badly
No. 518029
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I'm betraying my husbando of 10 years but I can't help it. I've been obsessed with Russia recently. I'm so sorry…
No. 518051
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>>518029so based my friend
No. 518147
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I know that he's essentially Dostoevsky's religious Gary stu and excuse to rant about those pesky atheist kids but I still can't help but love him. Alyosha is adorable and I kinda want to sexually corrupt him, but I would feel really bad about it afterwards.
I don't even have a priest fetish BTW, I just like Alexei specifically.
No. 518182
>>518163You should read The Idiot too nonna, if you found Alyosha likable you'll most likely love prince Myshkin too. I wish more men acted like these characters but instead they want to emulate scrotes like Andrew Tate…
>>518165He's such a genuinely good boy, it also makes me happy to see another Brothers Karamazov
nonnie.
No. 518250
>>518182I grieve the fact that the specific personality that characters like Alyosha (but not only him) reflect are almost non existent in 3D moids in real life, It’s heart breaking.
The kindness, innocence, selflessness, youthful love for life Itself, the lack of the usual demonic malice which their real life counterparts have.
No. 518450
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I want to cuddle him and bring him the warmth he has been missing for 200 years.
No. 518466
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>>517671>duo mentionedWonderful, excellent, charming. Beautiful man. Frozen Teardrop did him so dirty, fuck the moid writers. I bet they were jealous of him.
No. 518473
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how are we feeling about the april fools prank? i love it, personally! feels like i entered a time machine. i saw this one and genuinely laughed out loud
No. 518480
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LOLOLOL
No. 518503
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>>518496It'd have to be something calming like lavender and bergamot. Badger Sleep Balm smells like that kinda and other high-quality sleep sprays.
No. 518586
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>>518583There's also this one
No. 518595
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>>518588my fake profile. i actually think this should stay after april fools as a theme
No. 518670
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What's a sweet or dessert your husbando has never tried in canon but you know he would love?
Because I can see Aladdin loving those caramel apples with nuts and chocolate, knowing he likes sweets. I thought of this one day and haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
>>518473Quite the jumpscare, but it's funny
No. 518716
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Whoever put Zenos Yae Galvus as a possible user picture for this April Fools joke I hope you have a good day every day for the rest of April. I squealed in excitement when I saw my deranged husbando at random.
I need him beyond what is humanly comprehensible nonnas, I want to hurt this huge unshakable man and make him whimper and flushed for the first time in his life. I want to learn a combat sport for him but then I would get horny thinking about fighting him until we are both pent up and plap sloppy style at the edge of the universe.
No. 518756
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>>517296>It's always a surreal experience to check out a Postal blog or xitter account, see some fanart of P2 Dude say "trans rights!!!" What tells me they're real posers is that they don't know about the Fag Hunter mini-game that was included in AWP. Although not official, RWS allowed for a while and sold copies with it.
>I feel kinda bad for Rick Hunter… he might feel that he can't really refuse to continue to play the Dude. But he did reject once. That's why Corey Cruise was later hired to be P3 Dude VA. I guess the low energy is mostly due to age, however, I do agree his voice is still hot though.
>There is also the underlying element of untreated mental illness…I feel so bad for him, it must be such an isolating situation to be in. Yeah, its a concept that is superficially explored due to the tone shift throughout the games. If you look closely, in all games he's all by himself and his only actual friend is Champ. There's only so much a dog can do to make a person happy — it soothes the loneliness as being a loyal company but it's limited by being irrational. It's understandable that a man shunned by the world would one day go mad.
Even if he's a 3d polygonal man and not aware, he can rest assured that me and other nonnas would give him some love (be it vanilla romance or lovely torture).
>I think P1 Dude is such a fascinating character with so much potential for cool character analysis. Yeah that's what I expected in P4 since he is a boss, but he doesn't add up much to the whole story. If RWS could only dedicate a bit more on elaborating stuff, it would add so much depth to him.
Whenever I see a potential development of the story, I'm always reminded of what Mike J said to Postal fans who critized RWS (for a good reason btw). Always giving the middle finger to the passionate fans, and then complain that the sales are low… where have I seen this before?
Well, at least I can fantasize about having multiple versions of my husband with the "multiple Dudes" theory. Since it's not supposed to have a cohesive plot, I can create their background in my head — that fits with what's canon or ignore it all depending on my mood.
>I want to try writing more cute, romantic stuff though. Do it nonna! Even if it doesn't come out perfect, what matters is that you made something you enjoy. I think our dear Dude deserve some cutesy love to take his mind out the nightmare he lives in. I'd love to read it!
I also wanted to write stuff, but I'm ESL and my weakness is writing and speaking. I can read just fine thoughNonna, one dirty question. What size do you think Dude is? More girth, less lenght or the reverse? Shower or grower?
No. 518797
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Out of all the men in this retarded, gendie game, I just had to get emotionally attached to the fucking heroin addict, fuck my life. This is the shit that happens to a girl when you watch Trainspotting one too many times, don't commit my mistake nonna…
I like Pav and his cool tits too, but I'm less emotionally invested in him unlike Levi for some reason, still cute though.
No. 518814
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My mom found out about my husbando (Aventurine), she was a bit judgemental at first but then she got me this aventurine necklace. I'm so happy nonas!
No. 518851
>>518778Oh fuck,
nonnie I didn't think about it, it's probably going to be less embarrassing to do that than to subject my friends to my unhinged fantasies.
No. 518884
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I’m autistic and cannot adapt to change. I can’t hornypost about my husbando properly in this format.
No. 518892
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>>518716Based anon. Zenos deserves to get his dick stomped on
fucker would probably enjoy it too>>518824KEKKK
No. 518899
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>>518147Alyosha nona I have my 'Yosha collection
No. 518901
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I like this person's yoshi art I got a lot from pixiv
No. 518902
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How many SubMas freaks browse these threads atm?
No. 518909
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Is he circumcised? What's his favorite position? What does it taste like? Is he an ass man? What does the tip look like?
No. 518915
>>518909>Is he circumcisedI hope not. I will say no
>Favorite positionAny as long as it's with me
>What does it taste likeHis cum? I don't know. Probably awful considering his biology
>Is he an ass man?Like compared to boobs? Probably not.
>TipA nice magenta
No. 518919
>>518909>CircumcisedProbably not.
>Favorite positionMissionary
because he is pure>What does it taste likeI don't suck dick, not even for my imaginary boyfriend.
>Ass man?Definitely
>TipDark rose
No. 518922
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>>518902i made my submas folder in early 2021 and it has over 6000 pictures in it now
No. 518924
>>518909>Is he circumcisedNo. He has a perfect untouched dick
>Favorite positionMe on top
>What does it taste likeHis cum?
I don't want to find out. He smokes and drinks a lot
>Is he an ass man?Probably
>TipDusty rose
No. 518927
>>518924>He smokes and drinks a lotmsq zenos would not smoke nor drink because it would impede his health. He needs his body at his prime for the hunt.
the drink he sipped during the
garlemald dinner scene was an indulgence for the wol.
No. 518934
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>>518909>Is he circumcised?Unlikely this practice is part of demon culture, so no. Even if he was, it would grow back.
I looked up the mechanics of his healing factor on google just to confirm, and the first result is a discussion over whether or not he can be circumcised kek>What's his favorite position?Whichever one I am subjecting him to.
>What does it taste like?Lemon pepper chicken
>Is he an ass man?Yes. By virtue of the gluteus maximus being the largest and most powerful muscle in the human body. I assume the alternate choice would be breasts. He would not dislike them, but they are frivolous comparatively, and his admiration of power supersedes his flair for aesthetics. Both are intertwined, so he would similarly appreciate a woman holistically. Regardless, if it were down to the wire he would hit the boota button.
>What does the tip look like?The shape? The color? The texture? Urethral position? Corona depth? Frenulum tensility? There’s simply too much to dissect.
For brevity I will say it would be covered in foreskin, to preserve his modesty. By the time I get the chance to inspect it, I would be too horny and wouldn’t be able to see it anymore as it is already inside my pussy.
No. 518937
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>>518924in hindsight i have overlooked that op was referring to general husbandos and not specifically if zenos was circumcised and had tasty cum, i apologize for my misdirected and unprompted rage towards the husbando mischaracterization
No. 518948
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>>518473love it.
in fact i'm gonna post this for the explicit purpose of immortalizing/scing it in this forum format………..>>518496i know little about perfumes but this is a fun question anyway. i doubt he'd smell this way though it's still romantic: a rainy spring night at a cemetery abound with red spider lilies and something husky like ebony wood or something. beneath it all is an unfathomably dark, bitter scent almost like death Himself.
No. 518949
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>>518941i thought it was too but now that i know that it's for any husbando i might as well do mine
>>518909>circumcised?i could see him either way, but i think it would look nicer if he wasn't
>favorite position?probably missionary or spooning. anything so long as he can hold me close
>taste?he eats enough sweets that i think it would taste like vanilla frosting. i would end up vacuuming the skin off his dick trying to get some of his cum kek. but it actually probably wouldn't be that bad since he generally eats pretty well (minus the desserts) and keeps himself in shape
>ass man?no because i'm self conscious abt my ass
>tip?hex code is #d58a94. it should be tapered out slightly from the very tip to the corona, but no wider than the circumference of the shaft itself. i don't like it when the head is too small because i feel like it just looks weird and disproportionate, but also i don't want it to look like a mushroom between his legs. so maybe the head makes up around 1/4 to 1/5 of the penis' whole length? the corona shouldn't be too flared out because it would hurt me. and also his urethra would be cute and tiny, but still give the head the characteristic slight curved-in bump when viewed from the side (i would post a pic to explain what i mean since idk if this makes sense but no porn on /g/). oh yeah and also the frenulum wouldn't be too pronounced because they can look kinda creepy sometimes.
i had to look at a lot of images of penises to write out that word slop, and it's made me realize that there's a lot of really ugly looking dicks out there lol. thankfully the gods have blessed my husbando with the absolutely perfectly shaped member so i don't have to worry about anything like that
No. 518950
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Just saw yume art of my husbando with a tif
No. 518952
>>518950She can't even imagine him loving her as a woman. You > her
>>518949Oooh, nice color.
No. 518954
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Pixiv recommended me this doujin and it has become in my Roman empire.
No. 518960
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I want to rape him, have dante reset his brain, and then rape him again
No. 518961
>>518814That's so adorable! I'm happy for you, anon.
>>518851Have fun!
>>518893I picked up some artistic hobbies to make stuff related to us.
>>518909>Is he circumcised?He's American so probably yes. But I have magic powers and I can fix it. I'll tell him it's a normal part of adulthood to regain his foreskin and his retarded ass would 100% believe it.
>What's his favorite position?Missionary so we can see each other, and girl on top because he likes it when I lead.
>What does it taste like?Clean because he's a virgin, doesn't masturbate, and is very hygienic. It's probably slightly salty and tastes like 'skin' if that makes sense, like sucking on a finger.
>Is he an ass man?He'd be too shy to even look my way. But I can see him finding every part of me attractive, including my ass. No anal though. >What does the tip look like?
Very light pink, smooth and unwrinckled, kinda shiny.
No. 518962
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>>518950>Cannot stand the idea of her husbando being with a woman so she made a TIF art to make it "gayer" or because "eeew cooties".Nonna, see
>>518952 He loves you for who you are, and you're not a delulu woman who thinks she's a real gay man.
No. 518989
>>518893Not a new hobby but I think the anatomy/consistency of my art has improved because of him. I've just been putting a lot more effort into my art (ex. rendering, complicated poses) that I haven't had motivation for in a long time because I have to appreciate him properly. There are a lot of other things I've been thinking of getting into because of him in some way or another but I feel like I would be getting ahead of myself to list them
>>518950Sorry you had to see that anon. I think he would never do that and prefers it to be you.
My own salt is when I saw an obnoxious TIF who was vocally non-sharing of husbando and also drew him wildly off-model, fat, and ugly. He said he wants a gf not a delusional "agender" blob who cannot cope with being female
>>518909>circumcisedNo he's not a burger
>favorite positionHe is quite indecisive about these types of things. I think what he likes and what he likes because I make him do it when he's horny are different
>tasteI don't think too hard about this one because if I was going about this realistically it probably wouldn't be great given his habits, so I just imagine that it's something normal/inoffensive and that it barely tastes like anything
>ass manHe enjoys both boobs and ass but likes boobs just a bit more
>tipThe color would lean towards a dusty reddish pink. It would be a medium, slightly dark shade.
No. 519010
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>>518902Quite a few I bet
No. 519040
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I love his gap moe ass so much
No. 519064
>>519063Okay, sure, I wanna cut him open and explore with/play with his organs. Meh. He heals canonically and there's no infection so I can do it all over again. He's a masochist and would like it in canon too.
That's just the tip of the iceberg kek
No. 519066
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It is so hard to find good Skwisgaart
No. 519070
>>513143I need an edit with this song but with the Yakuza/RGG men… I bet it exists already, but I might make one myself just for fun.
>>519064Eh, pretty sure I've seen similar posts in previous threads with almost the exact same wording, kek. This is pretty tame. Just let it all out,
nonny. If you're ashamed, you can put it in spoiler tags.
>>513259A bit late but nona, CapCut is also on Android!
No. 519075
>>519071Absolute peak writing, that post.
>>519072Yes! It's really sweet and wholesome to me in a way, just wanting to be so close to them. I remember reading somewhere
the psychological aspect of vore is like that and it's like a hug so warm and intense you gotta be inside them. I don't want to be inside a furry's gullet but I get it kek
>>519073I cope with this by maximising my other skills. One is writing. I have been exploring how to get better with prose, portray emotions and flow of a scene simply with things like flipping sentences and verbs around, the like.
No. 519081
>>519077I don't see why you'd be embarrassed by this, it's all fantasy. No one's gonna shit on your taste and if they do, just ignore them.
>And make it hurt and be really rough on him too while he's panting and gasping and crying beneath me and realises he likes it because well, he has a prostateCute.
No. 519087
>>519085It's ok,
I want tentacles to rape my husbandos with kek
I don't want to think about having a dick, I prefer to focus on things that I can actually do with my body. Except for the tentacles of course
No. 519090
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This sexy ass fake priest drives me crazy. I recently got back into fate after 6 years and im at the heavens feel route in the visual novel, it’s always a pleasure to hear his deep voice during the info dumps. I need him
No. 519094
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>>519088Thanks! I'm sure the little slut will love it.
No. 519107
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>>518899>>518901Adorable! A very cute character interpretation, thank you for sharing, nonna. I actually didn't expect there to be a classic lit fanart community on pixiv, I'm going to check it out.
Here a pretty fanart I got from reddit, the r/dostoevsky sub
kinda sucks (like most subreddits really) but I still visit from time to time. No. 519126
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I want to see him eat lots of meat, he must like it well done, I would just stare at him as if he was the meat I want to eat and I would just take a sip of some delicious drink while staring at him.
He would surely get all embarrassed about me looking at him and he would ask if I want some, so I would tell him to feed me some and he would comply because he wants to please me, and then we would have sex.
No. 519146
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I love the fact that my husbando and I share preferences in most things. I love that, unlike real men, he would like me just as I am and wouldn't make me feel like there's something wrong with me. He would be the first to call me stupid if I dared to change just to make others happy, and I love that.
I hate the way some people portray him in a completely opposite way to who he really is. I hate how they've distorted his personality. A while ago, I checked out some AI bots of my husbando, and I hate how whoever created those bots clearly doesn't know him at all, and if they do, they just find more interesting to give him a completely different personality and traits. No, he wouldn't sleep with underage girls. No, he wouldn't have sex with a TIF. Yes, he would very likely be a dick to troons kek.
Anyway, any time when I feel like I should change myself to fit better I just think of him, and I know he would be very dissapointed. I love him, and just because of him I'll go back to the gym, to make him proud of me.
No. 519161
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No. 519199
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i'm so sad, tired and worried about right now, so i'm just looking at pics of my handsome black knight just to distract me for a bit, sigh~
No. 519214
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>>519090I'm not an ojisan fucker in the slightest but Kotomine even had me acting up for him, and Fate is filled with other sexy guys. I've been wanting to reread the VN lately but I think I'll wait until I've forgotten a lot more since its quite a long one.
No. 519218
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>>518919Based virgin zenos truther. He never had sex before and had his first real orgasm when he fought you during Stormblood.
Slight off topic but his nose and eyelashes are my favorite part of his. So angelic. So feminine. I want to style his hair…
No. 519274
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i wish time and dimension travel was real, so me and bjorn could watch a mick furbank performance and glance at each other in confusion
No. 519335
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I want to have his schizo psycho babies. I want to be locked up in his basement and used only for breeding purposes. And then we get married.
No. 519391
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I want all three at the same time right now
No. 519393
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It makes me so happy that Simon canonically likes Megadeth because it's really the only "boomer" metal band I genuinely adore, other than that I tend to prefer shit that was made in the 90s and post that. But this isn't a music discussion thread, so I'll leave it at that kek.
No. 519528
>>519338>I wish I could commission a recording of my husbando's voice saying dirty stuff to me but it would never happen kekMe too, even if I don't like his voice(s) that much. It would be so awkward, and if the scrote got off to it, which is the most likely scenario, it would be a complete turn-off.
At least with husbandos who are voiced by famous seiyuus, there's a good chance that they've done professional R18 audio in the past.
No. 519549
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>>519407Ty anon. I want to rub my face in their chest so bad
Currently running with the idea that my wol gets kidnapped as a prisoner of war and ends up fucking all three of the galvuses or smth
No. 519560
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>>519538No. You're not going to think in the moid, you're going to think in your husbando. I think is a win-win situation.
>MFW I cannot commission Konichi to tell me "I love you, nonna, and I wish the best for you". No. 519565
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i want to watch my husbando jerk off in front of me. not even because i would want to do anything sexual to him (well ok i might sometimes), but because i would be fascinated in just watching him do it. he would be like a really interesting nature documentary to me, and i would just sit there eating popcorn, completely immersed in observing all the nuances of his technique for how he gets himself off. he would probably be a little shy or embarrassed about me watching him so intently, but that would just make it even cuter and more fascinating to watch.
my love for my husbando goes beyond just being horny for him. i need to study and analyze him like the beautiful specimen that he his and commit every single intricate detail of his behaviors and mannerisms to memory.
No. 519574
>>519538Ah lucky. I haven’t found anyone. I’ve found erotic audio that sounds close enough to one of my husbandos and it’s pretty good. But I would go into debt for a custom audio with husbandos voice. Doesn’t even have to be erotic. It can be gay little compliments too
>good morning nonnie>mm your hair smells nice, is that a new shampoo?>you’re so sexy when you eat>did you remember to pull out the laundry?>my pants get a little tighter every time I see you>ganbette ne!Why live.
No. 519588
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>>519087>spoilerI read Vergil dj that happens to him, since then I started to like tentacles thing. Seeing all that beautiful naked pale body angles was delicious
No. 519608
>>519154There's nothing "cucked" about it if they're not even your husbandos. I don't think it's weird at all to get inspiration from what other yumes do, and it's great that you want to provide more quality content for yumes.
>I'm not sure if most would be adverse to someone else imagining scenarios for themA lot of yumes like reading fanfic of their husbandos written by other people, there are even tumblr blogs where you can request the author to write short scenarios or imagine headcanons of your husbando just for you.
No. 519664
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This Luffy Stacy made a life sized husbando. Why can’t I have the money, the patience and ability to make my husbando. I would slap a dildo on it and rape him every night.
What a queen.
No. 519667
>>519664I want to make a life sized bronze statue of my husbando one day, but I don't where to start.
That reminds me of this video (I love the ending kek)
No. 519744
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>>518979a little late to replying but thanks
nonny, i'm glad you liked it! i was worried at first that i was just kinda saying a bunch of nonsense, so i'm happy that you were able to get a good image in your mind of what i was going for! here's what i think the rest of him would look like
(note: upon greater analysis of my husbando, i've decided to revise his head color to be #f4cac0 which fits better with his skin tone since the last one was a bit too dark for him. he was a lot paler than i remembered kek)shaft: hex code #f8e5dd which is the same color as the rest of his skin. diameter is 1.5in/3.81cm (or if you prefer knowing the circumference it would be ~4.7in/11.938cm), enough to comfortably wrap your hand around, but still fills you up nicely when he's inside of you. generally the shaft is of a similar thickness throughout the whole length and doesn't have any particular thicker spot than the rest. i've seen some dicks who are at their thickest just below the head and it makes their dick look like a sweet potato, it's not cute. but anyway, the skin itself is smooth and velvety, very pleasant to touch. i'm not a huge fan of protruding veins since they usually freak me out, but a few smaller subtle ones could be cute. hex code for them would be #dfc1bb. flaccid length is ~4.75in/12.065cm, erect length is ~6.5in/16.51cm. when erect his dick curves up slightly because i think it looks nice. also the corpus spongiosum (underside part of the shaft which surrounds the internal urethra) would be nicely pronounced when erect bc i think it looks hot
testicles: color would also be the same as the shaft, perhaps with slightly more red undertones to it akin to the head color. both testicles would be the same size and the scrotum would have minimal wrinkles to them, the scrotal raphe (the seam line that runs down the center of the scrotum) would not be very visible on him. his balls would probably have similarly velvety skin to the shaft but a bit thicker. the testicles themselves would be of an average, if perhaps slightly smaller size. they would be very cute and round, nice to fondle, and they wouldn't hang particularly far from the penis itself. also it's worth noting that his balls would be hairless, my husbando is a silky smooth animu man so no pubes for him.
also i thought of this now but i like to imagine that my husbando's genitals would have a mildly clean smell to them. i imagine him to be a very hygienic person, so getting your face all close to his dick (or really just his skin in general) would smell vaguely like a pleasantly floral body wash of some kind. this probably wouldn't be the case if you got close to him on a really hot day or after he exercises for instance, but i'm not much of a body odor fan so i prefer to imagine that he doesn't smell like anything in those moments.
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Replying to some posts from last thread.
>>510607They're always serious and/or smug. Also, most of my husbandos are nerds or nerd-adjacent. But I don't think there's a single trait shared by all of them.
>>508996>VillainousNonny please, you made me blush. I'm flattered that someone thought my post sounded like him, but I never thought we had that in common. Although I think my post does embody one or two similarities between us.
After thinking about it some more, I think I've found the ultimate link between my and my husbandos' personalities, but I'm not gonna say what it is because it's embarrassing kek
>>499157>Did you choose your husbando or did your husbando choose you?I certainly didn't choose him. I didn't play the game because of him. In fact, when I saw him in the pre-release CoroCoro leaks, I couldn't believe how
ugly his design was, and it took me a while to realize what character he was supposed to be. Funny how I remember that moment so vividly.
>did it hit you one day that you had feelings for him?When I played the game months later, as soon as he showed up on my 3DS screen, I knew it was over for me. I couldn't look directly at the screen if he was there. I tried to deny it, until I finished the game and couldn't keep lying to myself anymore.
It's a miracle that my autistic habit of always playing the first in a pair of Pokémon games made me pick Omega Ruby that fateful evening, who knows what would've happened if I had bought Alpha Sapphire instead.
No. 519766
>>518949>>519744This is very erotic, I love cock analyses. It does well to demonstrate that the husbando’s purpose and design is to please his owner. Reading these make me feel like a peahen scrutinizing a peacock, every part of him engineered to suggest exciting sex. It’s so hot. I wish I were a bird. The nastiest hoe bird. I’d just sex every male I came across because even the concept of the ritual is enough to get me going. Honestly I would hunt them down. I would probably end my bloodline by indiscriminately producing inferior offspring who fail to thrive, but damn I’d be so happy until then.
The hex codes, the clinical language, the measurements down to the millimeter. I know you’re a real birdbrain, a connoisseur.
No. 519769
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Ac2 ezio is incredibly hot I wish he didn't grow that beard in the last 3rd of the game it
No. 519837
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I had a dream I met a Tumblr sexyman looking GNC woman who wore a suit with a bow tie and top hat. She was an artist and would post on this niche website for artists that had a really nice blog-esque interface to it. I browsed her website and found tons of fan art of my husbando in different art styles and interpretations, and even crossover stuff I didn't 100% care for with fanfiction attached to it. I contacted her about it and she'd explain to me all her ideas and headcanons and crossovers and would draw stuff of my husbando for me for free. Wonderful dream. Pic unrelated, I just wanted to share this cringe meme I edited him into. What a beautiful POV/camera angle though. I'm forever indebted to the animators for the shots they created of him. It's wonderful.
>>519565>>519811I want both scenarios tbh. I want one where he's doing it and not knowing I'm watching him so I can see how degenerate he can be, but knowing him, he's probably too innocent to even get himself to orgasm, lol. And one where I watch him and he knows, but he gets nervous and shy in front of me and I'm trying to encourage him until it escalates into a sex session.
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>>519214I like Cú… a normal amount.
I wish he was my dog No. 519863
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Soooo what do you do when you look at fanart (or read fanfic) of your husbando that is well drawn/written and cute and also pretty old and you feel like that artist "beat you to it" and now you feel retarded and inferior because you only came up with those ideas recently (you didn't know someone else had already done them]) and your art isn't that good and you didn't draw/write that concept before? What the hell do I do now kek she drew SO MANY of the things I wanted to draw like we reached the same conclusions about my husbando and now I've lost all motivation to draw those things I was so eager to draw before
No. 519878
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Fucking Frank. Get fucked Frank, I hate you!!!
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>>519865You're right nona, it's no big deal. Besides, I'm sure she and I are neither the first nor the last to come up with those specific ideas.
Sometimes I hate loving him so much, I promised I wouldn't get retarded over him this time. Literally no other husbando has this effect on me. It's so unpredictable. Fuck
Before going crazy (shameful display), I was squeeing over this comic of hers and wanted to sperg about it here.
It's several characters' reactions to being asked how babies are made. I cropped it.I'm glad someone else has this headcanon about him
CUTE AS FUCK but I worry that maybe I'm being too self-indulgent and straying too much from his canon personality, so I can't comfortably enjoy the idea of him being ashamed to talk about sex. What if he would actually give you a straight answer in the most scientific and professional manner? Adorable either way. I love him so much that everything he does is adorable and hot to me, it doesn't matter if he's just standing there staring at the player. Man I love him so much oh shit oh fuck
>>519877Kek but she's far from being the only one, so I'm screwed.
No. 519966
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>>519869I mentioned it briefly in this post
>>516155>I didn't like his English nor his Japanese voice for like the first year, but I can feel myself getting brainwashed into liking them with every passing daySpecifically, I prefer the English voice even if I don't absolutely love it.
Sometimes the performance is kinda weak/cringe, and his accent is too… quirky? for my taste; quality depends on the voice clip but then again, I'm incredibly nitpicky with anything related to him.
My favorite lines in EN are "you can have this" and "do the best you can", I hear em every day so they've become forever ingrained in my mind ♥
I don't like how some of his voice lines are direct quotes from English ORAS but taken out of context, so they sound different from how they would in the right context. I also hate that he never refers to himself as "the great Maxie" like he does several times in ORAS, despite calling himself このマツブサ in Japanese when joining a team (and probably in many other places). Massive fuck-up, as that is one of his most iconic quirks. But these two are localization issues, not voice acting issues per se.
I agree that the JP voice is a bit weird since, at times, either he sounds kinda like a creepy old anime fuck, the voice is way too deep, or both. I see what they were going for, but it feels off. Some of his JP lines are adorable though, like when he says
"NANI?!" or sighs loudly, those are extra cute. Both voices are growing on me but they're not ideal.
Also, I want to add that his chuckle and "hmph!" in both languages are super hot.
For many years I struggled with imagining what he would sound like, but now I believe I'd like a combination of these two voices and the English voice from Advanced Battle (not the same character, but still), but more normal.
No. 519972
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I want Aventurine to fuck me in his boss form so much. I'm so mad that there aren't more fanfics about this.
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>>519393ironically i don't like either bands on his bag, but there is a boomer swedish metal band that i do like
also im so happy that there are several simononas
No. 520054
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>>519859He's so fucking sexy. I want to fuck every single version of him, but especially Lancer.
No. 520097
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>>520034It makes me very happy too fellow Simon-nonna, it makes me happy that there are women
that aren't obnoxious tif's that skinwalk him that love our cute, red-flag boyfriend!
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>>520105Honestly not really, he's a pretty minor character in the original vn and gets more development and screen time in the spin off's. Though I haven't read the whole vn in a long while but I mostly remember him becoming somewhat important and the end of the Unlimited Blade Works route (Rin's route).
Him saving Rim from that creep Shinji's harassment at the end of her route was kinda what initially attracted me to him though.If you're even slightly interested in the plot, then I think you should check it out nonna but even though I genuinely like the girls in the vn, you have to keep in mind that it's still a moid waifu game.
No. 520177
>>520047kek i was joking. they are terrible, but known for wearing similar big chains.
it's crazy how things which are red flags irl are free of bad connotations in 2d. big chains on 2d men are hot.
No. 520211
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I really want to fuck him in front of his subordinates while he gives orders
No. 520230
>>520217Nayrt, really don't want to be THAT guy but it's literally in the file name
nonnie lol
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Korean fans are the best.
No. 520261
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>>520256Perhaps we aren’t so different…
No. 520314
>>520308I think she's talking about the legendary car crash post.
>>281711Here's another post by the same anon.
>>314128 No. 520336
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I saw new content of my husbando I got so fucking geeked out I had to step away and hold my breath and count to ten im fucking lecherous im going to defile him crazy style
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Nonnies I expected they would disgrace him with an ugly redesign, terrible voice actor, & egregious mischaracterization, but why the fuck did they give him the goddam rubber gum gum fruit??? WHY IS HE DOING THIS WITH HIS FINGERS?? They are massacring my boy
WHY GOD
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ui ui ui husbando rape husbando rape ui sexo sexooo!!
No. 520346
>>520341Nevermind apparently this is Sparda (?) because Dante called him ‘dad’.
I had to rewatch after I calmed down a little.
why is he alive and look just like Vergil… he doesn’t look like that…
Why do they make Sparda look like Vergil and Dante look like Nero and make me mad, then make me mad for misleading me, just to give me something equally as bad… I am upset… hold me…
No. 520349
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giacomo nonnie i'm thinking of you fondly right now and hope you see this, congrats on a cute plushie
No. 520354
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Levi barely has any reader insert fics, but one of the ones I had read had him be sick and fed vodka for his ailment, until he vomited on the readers shoes and honestly… kinda enjoyed it. I just really like men in sick, sad, pathetic states, I guess it's the maternal instincts acting up or something. Or maybe I'm just a sick sadist idk.
No. 520366
>>520115I love
Mahito too nona
>>520341Did you watch it or just saw a clip? The gummy ting makes sense in context. Unfortunately I watched the whole wretched thing and can confirm that it does indeed suck ass. Don't watch unless you want depression
No. 520370
>>520366I have no perception of time so I didn’t even realize the Netflix series already dropped. I just saw this 5 second clip of salad fingers and started shrieking and tossing furniture like a chimp.
Everyone says it’s bad, and I know it’s going to be bad.
I’m extremely curious but also easily upset over what I am passionate about, so I am in a bind. I don’t know for certain if I will.
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>>520374I was just thinking of ordering my hasu to massage my soles
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>>520341He looks ok? A bit generic serious npc 456, but he could be worse. I was more devastated him being a promo star and then there's only crumb cliffhanger. What do these tentacles feel like? Blazing heat or waking cold? Static sharp or slimy?
I need Vergilcest at this point No. 520389
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>>520346Sparda is Vergil??
No. 520392
>>520390NTA but I starting to like of the idea of Season 2 Vergil bingo
>obligatory naked Vergil scene>Vergil's feet showcase>obligatory Vergil's face gore >Vergil screams>Vergil cries >Vergil is kidnapped or restrainedwhat else
>Vergil backstabs Mundus meaning he never was loyal to him>Gets defeated and forced to kill Dante No. 520417
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>>517305EVERY SINGLE GAME BY THIS PERSON IS INCREDIBLE NONAS!!! Decent writing, awesome art, fully animated sex scene with the character, her pateron votes on which show and which guy.
10/10 would reccomend! Especially if you're a Jujutsu Kaisen fan.
No. 520420
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Today is his birthday…I love you so much you lovely boy!!! I'll have to give you a kiss later today. In my modern IRL AU you're turning 29 today. I can't believe you're almost 30! The time goes so fast. I'm going to commission my friend to do art of us interacting. My own art is not enough! You're the sweetest, most admirable man I've ever known. You gently push me to better myself, and I thank you for your kind motivation and tender care for me. You deserve the world. I wish more people appreciated you. At least we have each other. I will do my best to make you feel loved, valued, and safe. I want you to put your head in my lap so I can play with your hair as you tell me how work was or rant to me about inaccuracies in the latest historical documentary you've watched.
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No. 520437
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>>520421Based Skwisgaar nonna, I'm quite a Toki enjoyer myself.
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Me when I FINALLY kill Frank
No. 520449
>>520420seconding this person
>>520424 . your posts are some of my favorites that i see in these threads jonathan
nonny! i can really relate to your feelings of love and admiration for johnathan because i feel a similar way with my husbando.
happy birthday to johnathan by the way. i'm sure he's so happy to be able to spend it with someone as dedicated and sweet as you!!
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Suzu-chan's theme is honestly such a banger, but most of the Tokimeki ost is gold, very underrated.
I love you Suzuka, even if people think you're boring compared to the other love interests, you'll always be my no. 1. Mwah!
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He is a lover not a fighter
No. 520513
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>>520496i haven't played tmgs1 yet, but he seems like the guy i would be interested in the most. him or that baseball guy both seem cute
also that reminds me, if the nonna who recommended me to play tokimemo girls side 3 a few threads ago is still here, i have to thank you dearly for introducing me to sakurai. he is such a little cutie patootie and i think he's so cool. i love that he lets me call him aniki, and i would love to hear him talk all about his motorcycle and his vintage memorabilia lol
No. 520523
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>>520496I haven't done his route yet but from what I've seen, he's super cute and blushes a lot. Now I wanna get his ending.
>>520513I'm glad that you enjoyed best boy!
Several of his events made me cry, he's truly the best… No. 520533
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>>520531No, don't say that… I love Ruka so much. He's my bad boy flower prince. I love Kouichi too. I replayed their 3P routes so much.
I just want to be part of a Sakurai brother sandwich. No. 520576
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>>520497Thank you
nonnie!
>>520513Kouichi is adorable, probably my favorite childhood friend character in any otome. Can't describe this man as anything other than "soulful".
>>520523>from what I've seen, he's super cute and blushes a lot.Pretty much kek. What I like so much about him, is that he has a bit of a tsun flair but he never really comes across as an asshole, he just comes across as an awkward young man who's bad at romance.
He also canonicaly likes drum and bass, which is based No. 520614
>>520608kek, fair, he is adorable! late season 2 gets quite depressing
especially for Nanami fans but maybe you'd be able to handle it.
No. 520632
>>520374Nothing because I am more of a pit and foot freak than him. He wouldn’t have time to appreciate my pits/feet if my face is always in his. I’m not gay but I want to lick his sweaty pits and sole wrinkles like they’re pussy folds.
I want him to be very ticklish and jerk around whenever I lick them, and I will train him to redirect the feeling into sexual pleasure. I want him to squirt cum while I eat out his pits.
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>>520496all the tmgs enjoyers here, nonas my heart is warm…
suzuka is hands down the best in the series, after his route i really love arashi's
hes so cute in his judogi i want bite at him
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>>520608>cute depressed-looking lawyer dudeHiromi hasn’t debuted in the anime yet. I have a suspicion they’ll do a movie for the mini arc before the culling game arc and we will have to wait even longer for Hiromi. Sob.
You have plenty of time to have your ovaries and heart destroyed.
No. 520656
>>520287 guess i'll celebrate his first time (presumably) killing someone, woohoo! july 26th! seriously though, i'll have to comb through some old anime magazines, they usually have chara info in those
>death anniversary oh.. my condolences nonna..
>>520429hrm, so for him that'd be sept 24th. i'm not feeling it but thanks for the suggestion!
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>>520633>suzuka is hands down the best in the seriesIt makes me so happy to find kindered spirits here, nonna! Because when I usually see discoussion about Girls Side 1, I rarely see my boy get mentioned for some reason, I'm glad to find others that like him.
>i really love arashi's hes so cute in his judogiAgreed, Arashi's adorable. The TMGS games sometimes get flack from the otome community for being nothing but fluff (which I disagree with) but they are still really good at it. They are great at making likable male leads, the only LI I genuinly don't like in all of the games is the mustache principal from the first game. (Seriously who's idea was making this man an LI, kek???)
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>>520721>The TMGS games sometimes get flack from the otome community for being nothing but fluff NTA But that's so odd, I had no idea. It's one of the best otome games ever and it's legendary in Japan kek. What do they think otome is about? Those who shit on TMGS are uneducated. It pisses me off.
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>>520740I thought it was because the games are "too fluffy" (according to
>>520721 ), probably 'cause they don't have a big/epic/dark/edgy plot or a clearly defined protagonist who is her own character with development and stuff.
>I'm guessing because of the teacher LIs?There's been moralfagging about it as well, but I don't think it's a big factor these days. Most of the current otome community seems to be unfamiliar with more selfinsert-y otome games, the kind that were common in the PS2 era, so they're put off by otoge aimed at yumejos.
I've seen western otome fans shit on otome games that place emphasis on self-insertion and romance (you know… the whole point of otome), including but not limited to LADS. Self-inserting simply makes them cringe and recoil in disgust. You can even see it on this imageboard.
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>>520728I mostly got that response from a weeb girls I used to know, both on and off-line when I was younger, kek. I remember recommending these games to them and even offering to help them with patching and emulating them, but they were insistent that they don't want to play slice of life and that games like Amnesia are superior in plot and character development. And don't get me wrong I enjoy Amnesia too, but I feel like the two games are trying to do different things, Amnesia's mostly intends to be a mystery and Tokimeki's meant to be a school love simulator. Doesn't mean that the characters are bad, just because they aren't dark imo.
It's definitely not as much of a problem nowadays, I actually noticed a lot of yumejoshi are going back and giving a chance to the more chilled out scenarios from games like TMGS. Probably because real adult life is just so stressful.
>>520747That's mostly what I meant. I should have specified in my post that I was mostly talking about the otome community quite a few years ago. Sorry for the confusion, nonnas!
No. 520759
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Why can't he be at home to greet me and tell me that I worked hard and that he made some tea for me but he dranked it, so now he wants me to wait for him to make more tea so I can put my head on his lap while he pets me and tells me that he missed me.
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>>520721I haven't played these games that long but I thought Suzuka was one of the cutest in TMGS1, him getting all bothered and red while flustered is the best kek. That's how I imagine most high schoolers to react things too… He's ordinarily cute you could say ?
No. 520762
>>520747Sometimes I just want to self-insert as a cute Japanese schoolgirl and have wholesome romances where me and my chosen guy
s kiss at the end of the game and live happily ever after. TMGS is the best series for that, honestly.
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>>520751>I feel like the two games are trying to do different thingsYup. Dating sims are a whole different thing, for a different kind of otome enjoyer.
>It's definitely not as much of a problem nowadays, I actually noticed a lot of yumejoshi are going back and giving a chance to the more chilled out scenarios from games like TMGS.That's good to hear! With the soon-to-be-released TMGS4 English patch, I hope more yumes who are new to the franchise give the previous games a chance too. I think they're gonna port the English patches of the first three to the Switch releases as well!
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The Idv yume tag is a goldmine.
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>>520586It's so worth it! So many hot guys it makes me stupid
I'd bark like a dog for choso No. 520850
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Sageblog but Sylusnonna here: I had a breakdown this week, and Sylus was comforting me and telling me that is ok to cry and feel sad, but I can stand up later. No wonder he even wrote in his status "Asking for help doesn't mean you're weak".
I'm so blessed to have him as husbando.
No. 520863
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I read the special April Fools story and turns out this year's story was pretty much giving more context for a dead character's motivations, honestly while it wasn't a new cool edgy bad end I did really enjoy the look "from the other side of the coin" that it gave, the tragic realization that in defying fate there was no avoiding a certain death. That being said, holy shit Subaru can be a real whore sometimes.
>hanging out alone together with a guy on a balcony
>they start drinking wine (well Subaru was drinking milk because he's not much of a drinker) and chatting while gazing at the stars
>"maybe I was thinking about it from a heroine's pov, but you felt so reliable and strong."
>"Your emperor is a fortunate man to have you"
>"To me, when I think of this empire (that the guy clearly loves), I think of you."
>"btw if your emperor doesn't forgive you I'll be happy to take you to my place and give a tour"
This is clearly flirting, isn't it? Ffs this philanderer. Though, that cute devilish attitude is a part about what I like about him. Its stupid, but I'm weak. It's embarrasing, isn't it? But fuck it, it's too cute. Some of his flirting is "close your eyes my love, that's my world without you, my love" tier but he's so sincere that it gets to me.
No. 520868
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Look at him wrapped up in his blankie. You could offer him some warm milk and a cozy spot by the fireplace and he’d follow you home. He wouldn’t even know he’s going to be raped until it’s too late.
No. 520917
>>520886Sometimes the things men think are cool are just very funny and cringe. Occasionally manifesting in such a way where the end result is unintentionally endearing. You get things like Coldsteel the hedgehog and fedoras, but also blankie Vergil.
Vergil in his blankie is the most rapable he’s ever looked.
No. 520984
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>>520929He is the most masculine of the bunch
No. 521082
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I’m having immoral thought about grooming him at a young age to be completely obsessed with me as he grows up. And then I just do things to piss him off and make him jealous, sending his yandere brain into a pathetic spiral of wanting to kill everyone and me and then himself. But then I rope him back in with affection and assurance that I’m his forever. And then we continue that loop until one of us cracks and it ends in murder suicide. I’ll probably kill him first because, despite what he might think, I have all the control.
No. 521087
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>>520929He barely even understands that he's a man.
No. 521120
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I want to force feed him an aphrodisiac drug and watch him struggle in vain against his restraints
No. 521133
>>521087KEK
>>521120Is that Sasuke?
No. 521140
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>>521133>Is that Sasuke?yep, my favorite emo boy that gave me a fetish for ryona
No. 521184
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molesting sasuke from the back as he's on the brink of death, caressing his soft buttocks, touching his pale chest while hes struggling to get away hhhng
No. 521187
>>521157me personally i don't really like inflicting pain on him, but i like the idea of taking care of him when he's injured because he's so vulnerable and there's something about patching someone up after a fight that just feels sweet and intimate to me.
i also have fantasies where he's fixing me up because i get reckless in fights and don't realize when to back down. he would lecture me about not being so foolish, but it's because he really cares about me and feels awful seeing me hurt. that one also kinda ties into another more specific fantasy i have where
my husbando gets raped and is traumatized and scared so i have to take care of him and comfort him, but i'm so filled with hatred and rage that i find out who raped him and beat them to death. then i return to my husbando all battered and bruised and he has to take care of me and hide me from the authorities for killing someone No. 521194
>>521157It's a look at his inner core, the way he ticks, the way he reacts under pain. Also it just makes me feel better. It's closer than anything, though he is kinda special in that regard given suffering is a pretty center part of his character.
That, and people say he has "battered abuse
victim" vibes for a reason. He gets hurt badly but "he'd rather have a tomorrow with them by his side smiling than getting caught up by what happened yesterday."
A recent headcanon I've been seeing of "he gets revenge on people who brutalized him by… not calling them cute nicknames anymore" is a cherry on top.
No. 521201
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>>521157There's just something about the way that he's so defiant while being so vulnerable, it just makes me love him even more.
No. 521222
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>>521157I think on a surface level seeing him hurt both humanizes him and
triggers my desires to comfort him. But I also think I just generally have a thing for men stuck in tragedies. I'm not sure why…but deep down I just like to see men get dominated, whether it's by fists or life circumstances or what have you. For Jonathan in particular I think he would look beautiful when he cries. For someone so big and strong to be weathered so thin is an appealing concept to me. I think it also highlights his boyishness and innocent naivety in a nice way. Maybe since I feel like a weak person, I like to imagine having some sort of power over him. He has both considerable trauma from being bullied by Dio AND a bit of daddy issues, and it makes me feel not so pitiful in my own troubles. We can stand on more even ground if he's also in a vulnerable place.
On a simpler note, though, seeing his desperate face and pained expressions is a bit erotic. He might even moan in pain, with flushed cheeks and labored breath in his struggle. I feel my face getting hot just typing that!!! I feel a bit mean for enjoying it when he gets hurt. I hope he wouldn't look at me differently if he knew.
No. 521247
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An old thread about true love was bumped here in /g/ yesterday and he was in the threadpic, seeing his face made me very happy. He's just so handsome.
No. 521283
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Joseph Joestar is my favourite Jojo protagonist
No. 521284
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>>521283Did I already mention he's my most favourite character?
No. 521289
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>>520929The enough to use skin care products without thinking it made them look gay.
>>520854I'm surprised he hasn't change it. It might be a signal.
>>520870I don't want to be banned just in case.
No. 521292
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I hate how there's barely any decent fan art of my husbando. It just really makes me wanna draw fan art of him.
No. 521293
confession, I kinda wanna write a sequel to my husbando's story. my mind has blessed me with some wonderful ideas on totally destroying him and exploring him in ways the original story was too shy to. plus for some reason his source material's ending features him even though he's not even a main character, which I find interesting.
I just wish I didn't stop reading and writing regularly when I got out of school, I used to love it so much. the way I write now is robotic, and I worry about my imagination not being strong enough. maybe it's one of those things that I should fake until I make it, idk…
>>521283wow, it's kind of insane how sexual that belly pouch is. how the fuck is a belly pouch sexual?
No. 521295
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>>521292As a Remy fan, I understand your struggle… I'm hoping they'll drop Alex in SF6 so the new eastern female fandom will pump out fanart like they do for Luke and Jamie!
No. 521297
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>>521293>wow, it's kind of insane how sexual that belly pouch is. how the fuck is a belly pouch sexual?It's where his womb is
I think they made his waist so tiny so it's easier for me to grab when I strap him
No. 521298
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He will watch with wide eyes as I peel off his boots. They cling to his tacky, damp skin, as he has been working up a sweat fighting demons. I reveal just the shape of his feet, enveloped by his socks, tantalizing in how much it suggests underneath. I can see every line and curve, feel the mass in my hands. I know those soft, milky white dogs are waiting for me in under less than a millimeter of fabric. He’s such a tease. I need to trespass. He bristles as I begin sliding them off as well, I cannot wait a moment longer. I need to put my mouth on him. I need to see him squirm and hear him gasp while I snake my tongue around his toes, suck between the wrinkles of his soles. I’ll hold him tight by his ankles and slurp every inch of those half-demon stompers. He can thrash as much as he likes, I’m taking what I want. Vergil’s feet are mine.
No. 521419
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>>521157kek, gonna be real with you: he deserves to to be ruined. his primal fear excites me so much. he's a bit of a sadomasochist and stimulation addict anyway so i'm sure on some level he aches for it.
No. 521421
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>>521157Idk he just looked so cute when he died
No. 521426
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>>521157Some form of sadism on my part, but I also like to see him heal.
No. 521436
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Anyone want the blank or nah.
No. 521467
>>521238KEK relatable. I found absolutely hideous fan art but it made me burst out laughing because I just can't take it seriously.
>>521292Go for it. I can't draw but I love using bases and collaging shit on them. Peak entertainment for my little autistic mind, and I get some husbando content out of it.
>>521292I don't write, but I did come up with tons of scenarios as prequels and sequels to his storyline and it all ofcourse revolves around me. If it makes you happy, then do it. Write it all down as bullet points or in your robotic style just to get it out of your system. Then go back to it and start editing it to add prose and everything.
>>521436My husbando would be perfectly in the middle lol
No. 521478
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>>521446NAYRT but I remade it
No. 521526
File: 1743952086997.png (2.93 MB, 2000x2000, reboot vergil is ugly sorry.pn…)
>>521478Thank you, nona! ♥ Sorted Vergils to my liking except manga before VoV and collabs (Garson Vergil is cute though!)
No. 521540
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I love Castlevania, Devil may cry and Resident Evil. 3 great videogame series with great husbandos. 2 out of which Netflix has slaughtered. In the DMC Netflix series there was a reference to RE (Racoon City.) Please do not make RE and my precious Leon be the third victim of Adi Shankar's omg edgy cartoon adaptions. I might go legit insane
No. 521542
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>>521468There are plushies of my husbandos but none of them makes me want to buy them. Either they're too expensive or not my taste. Besides I don't want it to stare me while I'm doing it
I have enough with my body pillow No. 521544
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>>521542One of my husbandos only has plushies that look like picrel. They're so… ugly isn't the right word but lifeless. Kawaiicore cringe? Something like that. It's the eyes.
No. 521568
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>>521544I like these but in keychain size. When is bigger like picrel is cringe too. Although I like their jelly beans.
No. 521591
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>>521568I also prefer the keychains because I can hang them anywhere and it's going to look slightly childish but cute. I don't particularly think it's cringe to have plushies or husbando plushies tbh, I honestly just feel annoyed because I know I won't feel comfortable hugging it because it will be too small to feel comfortable hugging it like a pillow but too big to have it on my desk as some sort of desk buddy.
>>521468I really wish I had some money for that, I've went to anime conventions in my country but they don't have the plushies of my most "obscure" husbandos like Pic related, and the ones they have of my "normie" husbandos are kind of wonky and sometimes even off-color and also expensive.
I do cringe a bit when I think of coming back home with a stuffed toy because my family knows I'm childish as fuck for an almost 30 years old woman, but fuck, I don't see how it's such a bad thing, at least I'm not playing fortnite like my 31 years old brother.
No. 521613
>>520929Surprisingly so. Or rather, he's too insecure about his looks and being liked to start worrying about his masculinity.
Some worry that he leans too feminine with all the girly hobbies and the crossdressing, but he very much has an ideal male look he's striving for based on an older guy he looks up to. He wants to be a sexy and fit but also well groomed and elegant grandpa when he gets older.
No. 521622
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>>521601I have zero reading comprehension skills tbh. I honestly don't know if I could make one, I have two left hands and twisted eyes, I just can't even fold a piece of paper in half. That's honestly why I jump straight to the idea of buying something instead kek.
Sometimes I fantasize about the idea of making something like pic related so I can make them with symbols representing my husbandos, but even that looks difficult to me, I mostly embroider in an amateur way.
The most I've done is some bracelets, I somehow can make bijouterie.
No. 521655
I just know he'd love this
No. 521740
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He looks so handsome in this outfit, I could scream but I have to keep on working, I can't even look at him in this look for too long, he looks amazing.
No. 521747
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So afraid of sex irl but I know with him it would be so pleasurable, he would only care about making me feel good and nothing else. I wish Caleb was real so bad
No. 521752
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>>521544I hate them honestly, every time I go on xianyu I see like 1000 of these things because Chinese girls are obsessed with them.
In terms of plushies I probably like the gift style ones most, shame they pretty much only do fumos now (which I'm not that big a fan of).
No. 521795
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he may be an annoying faggot but i'd hit
No. 521805
>>521082This is actually based
Reminder that fictional or real men cannot be “
victims” of sexual assault so its completely moral
No. 521809
>>521157It reminds me that
I have the control. Its especially appealing when the character is brave, egotistical or cheeky. Not smiling now huh?
No. 521819
File: 1743971524556.png (1.8 MB, 1200x1600, Heartstring_Symphony.png)
This gaze hypnotizes me. I imagine angrily confronting him one day about all the secrets he's been keeping and he silences me with a kiss, not because he doesn't want to talk about it, but as a genuine apology because he's waited and wanted this for so long. Now isn't the time, but before I know it I'm tossing my head back and panting because he's kissing me all over and fingering me. I need him. I want him to bend me over and kiss my back and hold my hand through it all.
No. 521931
File: 1743978851957.png (2.44 MB, 2000x2000, blank.png)
>>521478Vergil is superpositioned to occupy all points on the graph at once. It is only when directly observed (sexed) he becomes a singularity.
I have used a heatmap to demonstrate where he is most likely to appear at any given instance.
I would prefer to add a third dimension, because I would like to isolate the “submit->oppose” variable. Otherwise it is difficult to convey the entirety of the fightsex dynamic.
>>521526What does the text on the left say?
No. 521937
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>>521747>>521773>>521819That game made me uplift my views on dating moids. I wish I could do anything to Sylus to hold me onto his arms after some good sex.
No. 521992
>not being able to meet your husbando like she did
Why live.
No. 522027
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>>522020I can only hear him
i’m sorry No. 522033
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>>521140Why does he have such a great pained face?
No. 522038
>>521795Kek he really is adorable. He’s not my type but I love him.
>>522033I’d give anything to see my husbandos cry actual tears. So hot
No. 522039
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I've read every fucking fanfic involving him and I have no idea where to go from here at this point. I might commission smut at this point I'm getting desperate
No. 522064
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He's probably so skinny and emaciated from being involved in the war and his herion addiction, I just want to make him a nice bowl of chicken soup and feed it to him. He's been an orphan for a long time, before he got drafted at 13 years old, he hasn't felt maternal love from a woman in so long… I COULD BE THAT FOR YOU LEVI!
There is also now way that this man isn't a virgin, no fucking way. He got no game. Sorry for the slander Levi, I love you.
No. 522076
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>>522066Yeah, unfortunatly. I don't really like the game that much either but I got autistically attached to Levi as a character for some reason. Not sure why, he's technically one of the least atractive guys in the game kek. The heart wants, what it wants ig.
No. 522099
I don't even go on Tiktok or follow their trends but this Mr. Crawling had me salivating
No. 522115
>>522020Kek his voice is hilarious but it’s still better than most dubs out there. It matches the tone of the anime and I actually like it. I hate most dubs but there are some good ones
yu yu hakusho and cowboy bebop are some of the better ones. Baccano! was great too.
No. 522116
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>>521795I just know he'd fuck good. It's the crazy in him. Even if he is morally reprehensible and irritating he's got one of the sexiest designs I've ever seen on a character.
No. 522124
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He unironically did nothing wrong and I'll stand by him until my last breath
No. 522148
>>521157>Husbando 1>Husbando 2I don't want to see him hurt, ever.
>Husbando 3Because he's so stoic and always perfectly tidy, I get a rush from seeing him disheveled or reacting in any way. It's like I'm seeing something intimate I shouldn't have, akin to accidentally seeing him naked. I also like it when he's physically vulnerable, it makes me want to take care of him. Also,
>>521421>Husbando 4He reacts in such a pathetic-cute way when he's scared, it makes me want to bully and hurt him even more. It's like he's begging for it. Plus, he deserves it.
No. 522150
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>>521157Because I want to hug him and tell him that everything's going to be OK.
No. 522179
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>>522020Knowing his english voice it's easier for me to imagine him saying dirty shit in bed or whimpering
No. 522275
File: 1744041250643.jpeg (144.06 KB, 800x1066, IMG_1088.jpeg)
Iwaizumi. I’ve been madly in love with him since I was 15. I wish he was real so badly he’d be so hot. I hate the fact that there aren’t any real moids like him in this world.
No. 522392
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Men that wear messenger bags are all femdom bottoms, no exeption.
No. 522422
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spoiler for shipping but god i wish that were me
>>522124based, I wanna have sex with the snake eyed man
>>521421the face of a depressed and regretful husbando, I wish he was stuck in another series, I wanted to see more of him
No. 522453
>>522146one of my husbando
s has canonically been a
victim of nonconsensual sounding, so I probably would force him to relive it, yes
No. 522478
File: 1744064487935.jpg (35.37 KB, 736x736, levi ackerman.jpg)
You can just tell by the look in his eyes that he's starving for a clit in his mouth…
No. 522483
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Seeing the hs fanart is making me wish there really was a cbdct spin off.
But it did also get me wondering, how do you think your husbando would roll in a cbdct show?
No. 522497
>>522478This genuinely made me laugh. Side note: I miss Wit's art style, sigh.
>>522483I have never watched a cbdct/cgdct anime before, so I have no reference to how these stories go. But in a more normal school setting, he'd be a jock himbo who gets bullied and picked on by the remaining team members, and if he's part of a friend group he'd be the butt of jokes and target of endless teasing. Because he always takes it too seriously and actually gets upset, so the comedy and cuteness would come from him taking everything too literally and being hurt and wallowing in self-pity. Until he reaches his breaking point and beats the shit out of everybody and becomes instantaneously hot. I'm imagining what that would look like in anime style and humor and already enjoying it, lol.
No. 522550
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this would be me and my husbando if he was real
No. 522612
>>522536Jojo has a lot of reader insert fics
I wrote like 10 of them kek, and if you're into smut, Degrees of Lewdity is essentially all reader insert fics
No. 522636
File: 1744080153614.jpg (181.68 KB, 1405x1080, 1000121064.jpg)
You pervert, looking at another woman's breasts again, eh? What did I you, you're only supposed to stare at mine! Your colleague should of blackmailed you..
No. 522641
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>>521157Because two of them would enjoy it and two of them would ask you to do it harder.
No. 522703
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>>522607Yeah thats fair and i had a similar feeling
>>522612This nona is also right, lots of good jojo fic. mostly canon ship, but ive read a couple good self insert ones on a whim when i wasnt even looking for it and they were great
No. 522722
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I have this fantasy of fucking his dad and then immediately going to zenos chambers and getting railed by him out of jealousy when he figures out who I've been with. Thinking of doing some depraved shit but I'll spare you all the details
No. 522746
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Can't decide if I want to heal him or make him worse.
No. 522750
>>522746Worse. Always worse. Because no one else will want him. And he will feel pathetic (rightfully so) but
nonnie will always be there for him. And thus your love grows stronger.
No. 522847
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Scott Pilgim Takes Off making Neil a cinephile/screenwriter is so fucking random but honestly it kinda fits and I pretty into it, mostly because I'm a huge film fan myself. But let's be fucking honest here, he most likely has the most typical "filmbro" taste imaginable. Kek.
But my love for him is strong enough that I'm willing to watch Tarantino for him. But only sometimes, if I'm feeling particulary merciful.
No. 522861
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This sprite of him is so silly and cute. The old VN art is soulful, but he looks the most delicious in the heavens feel anime.
>>522832I don't think you should, people will judge you but if you don't care then go ahead.
No. 522871
>>522778Japan? The Neocities yumejoshi webring?
>>522861I swear you guys are making me wanna read Fate.
>>522868The original dream novels where the term yumejoshi comes from allowed you to input your name. But aside from that, I dunno. I'd take a fanfic with a generic premise, one that I think would fit my husbando and I, copy-paste it onto a word processor, and replace all instances of the original characters' names with our own.
No. 522903
The writer of his show that I emailed asking about any additional details that didn't make it to the show hasn't replied to me. It's been 4 days. I think he just doesn't want to reply, lmao.
On a separate note, I found someone's analysis of his MBTI, and even though I think it's bullshit, I still enjoyed the analysis and I'm planning on taking the silly quiz to find mine and see if we're compatible lol
>>522871>>522885>>522888That's unfortunate. Thank you for answering regardless.
>>522900I get that, it's just that my husbando doesn't have fanfics to begin with, so I was thinking of doing what I mentioned instead because I kinda like seeing other people's fanfic ideas since they'd think of things I've never considered before.
No. 522936
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I want to roll this thing up and down his shaft and balls. It won't really hurt, more like feel extremely uncomfortable and make him twitch, and if it hits his tip/underside he'll kick and scream for sure. But I have him tied to a chair.
No. 522969
>>522903>On a separate note, I found someone's analysis of his MBTI, and even though I think it's bullshit, I still enjoyed the analysis and I'm planning on taking the silly quiz to find mine and see if we're compatible lolI remember a while ago finding this website where people could submit and discuss what type of mbti characters are, "Personality Database", I don't hold much into it either but it's fun seeing people try to figure out how he ticks.
Most agree that he's an ENFP and reading through the traits, it's definitely true.
No. 522971
>>522969I looked up the personality type he got assigned, ISFJ, and it doesn't suit him from the introduction alone.
>In their unassuming, understated way, people with the ISFJ personality type (Defenders) help make the world go round.He never shuts tf up and his whole thing is he's a useless loser.
>Hardworking and devoted, He literally has nothing to do with his life.
>these personalities feel a deep sense of responsibility to those around them. Eh, kinda.
>ISFJs can be counted on to meet deadlines, remember birthdays and special occasions, uphold traditions, and shower their loved ones with gestures of care and support. Cute tbh I might steal it and force it upon him. He did sacrifice himself for someone who was nice to him so maybe it's correct.
>But they rarely demand recognition for all that they do, preferring instead to operate behind the scenes.50/50, he wanted to be recognized so bad until it bit him in the ass and he decided to lay low just to save his ass.
>This is a capable, can-do personality type with a wealth of versatile gifts. Though sensitive and caring, ISFJs also have excellent analytical abilities and an eye for detail.He's retarded.
>And despite their reserve, they tend to have well-developed people skills and robust social relationships.He's too seprgy for that to be true. He gave a Doofenshmirtz "when I was born both of my parents failed to show up" tier speech to some stranger unprompted. This guy has 0 social skills kek.
No. 523025
File: 1744133083253.jpg (190.16 KB, 1238x1440, tumblr_c6ab2c6c436301326a295f8…)
>Cyborg
>Sick (sexy) robot arm
>Cool clothes
>Has an unremovable mask, which is a plus for me because I'm an autist that hates eye contact
>Listens to a woman and follows her command
>Borderline one man army, killing machine
>Femdom coded, we only know him by his nickname which is PUPPY
>DOESN'T FUCKING SPEAK
Perfect… The perfect man.
No. 523042
File: 1744135138632.jpg (176.23 KB, 1178x1336, IMG_1648.JPG)
What is your MBTI vs your husbando’s MBTI? Do you think you are compatible?
No. 523043
>>522999I've commissioned art of him, but not yume art.
It's a picture of him getting chased by another character with an axe, its pretty damn cute, but I don't have it on me atm.
No. 523074
>>523042I’m ENFP. The consensus is that my husbando is INTJ. I took a test as if I were him to see if I agreed, but the damn website crashed and I’m not doing that shit again. I will just settle with INTJ.
I have discovered there is an entire shipping community around the MBTI types, and ENFPxINTJ is fairly popular. Essentially reduced to manic pixie dream girl x onions boy (idk what they’re called in weebspeak, I just remember Shrek and his metaphor about ogres and onions). I normally do not like these pairings in fiction because they are often wish fulfillment fantasies on behalf of the male authors, and 3d men do not deserve happiness. It can be done right, if someone trustworthy were to establish the dynamic.
I think we are compatible so long as neither of us gets killed, since the whole operation would cease functioning. I have to unfurl his layers, and he has to accept the fact that this process involves him being raped.
No. 523111
File: 1744142395164.gif (1.6 MB, 550x310, 1000026170.gif)
Why is he like this…
No. 523112
>>523042i'm not the most familiar with mbti stuff but i know i'm an INFP and according to most things i found online, my husbando is an ISTJ. when i looked up the compatibility of these types i saw some mixed results, but it seemed that mostly we wouldn't be the most compatible which is a little sad for me. sometimes i get stupidly insecure about if i truly do love my husbando for who he is and not just some mischaracterized idea of his personality that i project onto him. so i guess that didn't really help me very much kek
however our western zodiacs seem to align better as i'm a cancer he's a virgo. someone had said his rising sign would likely be cancer which would also work with my rising sign which is scorpio. so there may still be hope for us!!
No. 523116
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>>523042It seems that we're compatible, this is fairly accurate to how I'd picture our relationship too.
No. 523146
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>>523042I just took the test for him. I like this because we would probably seem like an "opposites attract" couple at first glance, but we have a surprising amount in common below the surface which is sweet. Both of us would definitely be waiting anxiously for the other to make the first move though kek
>>523116Incredibly based fellow INFP
nonnie I'm assuming that one is you because it has the female character but I'm sorry if not No. 523165
File: 1744147272919.png (59.09 KB, 200x200, ISTJ.png)
>>522969Yeah that site is bullshit. First result when I google it is a Reddit thread full of people complaining about how inaccurate the ratings on that site are kek. They got fucking towns and memes in the database too, so… lol
I had already looked up my husbandos on there a few years ago, but I keep forgetting what the MBTI letters mean. And there's so much shit on top of the basic MBTI type, it's really confusing unless personality systems are your hobby.
Someone called him stupid in the comments and it pissed me off. I mean, yes, he's a bit stupid, but only
I am allowed to call him that, dammit.
>>523042I would have to re-take an MBTI test because I forgot what type I am (and fuck that, those tests are long as hell). I only remember that I'm an INxx and according to Pdb, my husbando is one as well. Is that enough to be considered compatible? He wouldn't approve of that stuff anyway, he would dismiss it as pseudoscience. And I would agree. Don't need a personality test to know that we'd get along and we'd make our relationship work even with our differences.
Unrelated, but I wanna fuck ISTJ.
No. 523184
File: 1744147956631.gif (5.64 MB, 520x293, 1000026197.gif)
>>523135Based
For me it was this scene kek
No. 523192
>>522969>husbando is ENFPJoseph nonna?
>>523184His confidence and willingness to flaunt his body it was pushed me over the edge. I had to masturbate to the slut, he was demanding it. I appreciate the fanservice shots and when I feel more like a pervert I will masturbate to his less self-aware hoe moments.
No. 523250
File: 1744149689432.jpg (27.6 KB, 600x650, 1000026166.jpg)
>josephfuckers arrivedFinally
>>523192I'm not that anon but Joseph is often described as ENTP
>his less self-aware hoe momentskek I read it as "less self-aware MOE moments" and immediately thought about the precious way he clutched that album with family photos to his chest. It was very moe. But yeah, he has many hoe moments too.
And yes I love the displays of purely physical fitness in between supernatural fights. I remember watching that hammer scene as a teenager and it literally made me blush lol
No. 523254
File: 1744149855022.jpeg (194.17 KB, 850x1206, IMG_1527.jpeg)
I need him to hollow purple into my vagina.
No. 523262
File: 1744150135946.jpg (73.13 KB, 550x700, 1000020026.jpg)
>>523195You would need a strong rope nony…
No. 523269
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>>523042I think that MBTI is such a mess, but whatever.
The last time I took MBTI test I got ISTP, but I'm not sure about it. I'm not convinced… I don't want to take again though. I'll probably get the same result anyway. I think that ISTJ fits my husbando the best and it turns out that there are people who share my opinion. I'm not even sure what to say about our compatability… Well, I can't see why we would be incompatible. I think I could deal with my brooding and emotionally constipated husbant just fine.
No. 523351
File: 1744153526416.jpg (Spoiler Image,61.35 KB, 664x671, 345345434.jpg)
>>523250gonna be real nonas. I can't tell the difference between vergil and the white haired faggot from the period tracker game
All husbandos look the same to me
except him No. 523389
File: 1744154930973.jpg (79.85 KB, 897x1017, 1665423990511886.jpg)
>Find a japanese yume that husbando's a funny, silly little cartoon guy
>Ok cool
>She makes cute art and pretty husbando displays on valentines and other occasions
>Ok cool x2
>Scroll down on her page and see a pic with a sensitive content filter on it
>Well she draws, so it's most likely husbando porn, that's fine, no problem
>Click on pic and it's a photo of her slit wrists, bloody next to her husbando plushie
>MFW
I ofically give up on xitter yume's, they all turn out do do wierd shit like this for some reason. It's husbando thread only, from now on. The worst we had here was Rancefag posting her vag.
No. 523462
File: 1744159487525.png (44.61 KB, 625x672, 203957.png)
>>523042his is isfj while mine is isxj. apparently the x means "balanced between feeling and thinking". i appreciate whoever took the time to explain why he's an isfj, it makes sense
No. 523484
File: 1744161766280.jpg (Spoiler Image,103.01 KB, 1080x536, 1000121241.jpg)
>>522751I like this! I want to recommend another one too, it's called Mico and has a lot of cute widgets and customizable wallpapers (use the premium modded version). The one on the right makes a squeak sound when you press down on him.
No. 523499
File: 1744162844417.png (335.11 KB, 246x525, sakimi.png)
I'll do an artist vent, but I stg I can't stand the way Sakimi draws my husbando.
>>523042I'm INTJ, he's ENTJ.
No. 523518
File: 1744164180288.jpg (963.39 KB, 828x796, 1000002812.jpg)
Me with his balls.
No. 523519
File: 1744164190086.jpg (258.65 KB, 1448x2048, GjLWX9xWYAA0eGJ.jpg)
>>523499He looks actually retarded there
No. 523529
>>522612>>522703Thank you! I was thinking about watching Jojos and this is probably the final straw.
I'll check that game out too! I'm a sucker for gooner games for women
No. 523531
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>>523254I desire him carnally
No. 523536
>>523529Careful about DoL. It's not for women but can be easily changed into a yume/fujo experience through in-game settings, which is pretty cool for a moid game. Make sure you read everything
or you'll end up with people pissing in your face and being pregnant with anal parasites from another dimension.
No. 523544
File: 1744165619219.mp4 (1.89 MB, 934x696, clip.mp4)
>>523518>>523525Nonna and her husbando
No. 523548
File: 1744166012901.gif (1.79 MB, 480x270, 1668256027477.gif)
Me and my husbando
No. 523614
File: 1744169937408.gif (5.76 MB, 640x360, Lick.gif)
>>523519I swear I don't get why fans says he looks so "sexy" or "daddy dom" when he does that. I want to do the same of your picrel.
No. 523620
File: 1744170271259.webp (832.58 KB, 2860x3117, IMG_1545.webp)
>>523531You get it, nonna.
No. 523638
>>523389wtf
I guess Xitter is a universal mental illness after all. I've met more sane yumes on imageboards.
>>523462Glad to see you're still around, nonny. I think I'll watch your husbando's anime.>apparently the x means "balanced between feeling and thinking"Fuck, I thought the x had no meaning, so I used the x as a placeholder.
>>523499God, that dialogue is so cringe. At least she draws him blushing?
>>523614He does look sexy but because it looks like he's ready to eat you out kek
No. 523641
>>523389Honestly this isn't even bad compared to the shit I've had the fortune of seeing
>>523638It's supposed to be a placeholder or to refer to a group, e.g. talking about isfj and istj together = isxj
>>523614I feel awful but I'd laugh at him if he did that kek, pet his head
No. 523643
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>>523638I can find better art with him blushing in Pixiv.
>>523641I wish that was an option in the game.
No. 523644
File: 1744171578963.jpg (57.78 KB, 480x321, bueno.jpg)
>>523614I love it because it's a sexy version of this and it makes me laugh.
No. 523653
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>>523646>>523649TBH I felt it was Sylus until
he had the predator shit in his veins. But it was quite humorous than cringe, Sylus wouldn't have let him be chained like that in first place.
No. 523662
have any of you started off having a lot of trouble writing and fantasizing about your husbando and got much better at it over time? details are appreciated! I do love some of my fantasies but I wish they were less dim and more spontaneous.
>>522939relatable though I do want to grow out of it.
No. 523699
>>523262Holy shit, thank you my eyes have been truly blessed today!
>>523351>the period tracker gameThe what now?
No. 523705
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>>520021I've decided that it's better to avoid looking fanart as much as possible until your own fanart is ready.
This is another retarded thing that happens to me, but sometimes when I look at my husbando, be it in fanart or canon, it kills all my artistic drive because it blocks me mentally. It happened again just now. I wish I wasn't so autistic.
No. 523706
>>523699Nta but love and deepspace which has a period tracker built in it
>>523351They have different colour eyes and shades of hair
No. 523756
File: 1744189824175.jpg (745.97 KB, 1971x2048, 1000022806.jpg)
>>523705>literally the hips of a breeding mareJoseph what the fuck you harlot!
No. 523759
File: 1744190020605.jpeg (24.07 KB, 651x740, in the works emo Simon.jpeg)
>>522392Being this cute IS a crime and he is a repeat offender. That's the real reason the police were called at the end.
No. 523805
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>>523785NAYRT (other Simonfag though) but I mean… yeah kinda lmao.
This is emoboy abuse though, but they ultimately deserve it so whatever. No. 523873
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>>523641oh so that's what isxj meant, proof that this mbti shit isn't for me. thanks for explaining
>>523638yay! tell me how it goes. his dub voice makes me want to do things to him. sub is decent enough>>523727nonna are you a mind reader?something like this happened to him but you could only hear his voice. fucking cowards.
show the man pissing! you did it before! No. 523884
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Every time I'm forced to see a fat zenos i die a bit inside. How do they mischaracterize him so bad? he's a borderline Sunday morning cartoon villain
No. 523887
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>>523785>>523805He aint shooting up nothing
No. 524013
>>523648Lol, I think about this all the time. I want to play wrestle with him, play tag you're it/hide and seek, go to silly places and swing in the park together and so on.
>>523662What
>>523669 said. But also, I had the same husbando I have now when I was a kid, and back then I had shitty Wattpad tier fantasies. Now as an adult, and after thoroughly rewatching all episodes about him religiously and studying the details, I built an entire sequel and prequel to his arc that revolves around me. I'm the cause and the catalyst and the cure to all his problems because I said so. There are some other details from the show that I sprinkled around as well for better world building. I have all kinds of fantasies with him, from simple mundane stuff to action packed stuff to romantic and sexual ones to heart to heart heavy conversations to abuse (entirely me abusing him) to break ups and jealousy and an inability to move on from each other into new people, wholesome stuff,
toxic stuff, hurt and comfort if I understand what it means correctly, and so on.
No. 524073
>>523662My fantasies tend to be related to what I do, so if I'm traveling, I like to imagine my husbandos traveling with me, specially if it's a very annoying trip where I have to take a bus with no air conditioning or the sorts, it's fun to imagine how they would react to such things.
I also like to imagine myself living in their respective worlds, like what would I do? How would I manage to create a link between us? It's fun to think of how my own skills could somehow get twisted to be part of their stories in a semi-natural way without being a complete Mary sue.
But I also love imagining myself as the absolute Mary sue that's literally me but with some powers here and there that make me extra special.
No. 524261
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I love the fact that he has so many versions throughout the story
>Genin
absolutely the most moe, he’s giving off a cool vibe that's admirable and he’s the guy all the girls have a crush on. its so cute how he tries to put on a brave front while he's suffering on the inside.
>Hebi
he shows no emotion to the point where it looks like orochimaru drugs him but still deep down he has a moral compass. He outright says that he doesn't care about what happens to his body as long as he can reach his goal, if someone would ask to touch his body or even if they force him into it he would probably be resigned to his position and let it happen with no emotion on his face.
>Taka
The true edgelord version lol, he still continues with his plan to avenge the village even against his brothers wishes while willing to sacrifice his comrades and himself because of his selfish idea. I want to crush his pride and humiliate him.
>The last
my absolute favourite design, at this point he gave up his goal of revenge and and just travels around looking like a hobo.
>boruto
I used to hate boruto and the way the plot progressed but as I grew older I think he’s kind of cute, an old man with a lot of regrets but he wants to do good and atone for his sins.
I love all of them, even though he seems so different at every point he still has the suffering and regret at heart that I love
No. 524303
File: 1744223243928.jpg (Spoiler Image,491.57 KB, 1148x1193, 125941278_p80.jpg)
>>524281hes a slut and I want to rape him
No. 524304
File: 1744223302566.jpg (107.65 KB, 652x870, 1000026191.jpg)
I can't write for shit (I mean, I think I have some nice ideas, but I'm not good with longer texts, and I prefer to speak through pictures). Thank god I was given some drawing skill (although I didn't use it as I should for a long time) so I can at least draw comics with my OC and my husbando. I altered a big part of the original story because I simply didn't like it and I delude myself with thinking it's real kek. Well it's real to me, I can simply ignore "canon"
No. 524359
File: 1744225188866.jpg (71.07 KB, 736x736, girlbait.jpg)
i want to abuse this slut. i want to rape this slut. i want to call him a dirty halfbreed. i want to watch this slut cry and fall into deep depression. i want to fuck this slut and tell him nobody will love him and that he'll continue to watch those around him die and abandon him in a never ending cycle. i want this slut to know that he's not a person. I want this slut to know he's not human and shouldn't be considered as such. I want this slut declawed and defanged. He needs to be reminded he's so desperate for attention and love that he'd fuck anyone that gives him a little bit of positive attention. Dirty halfbreeds are for being bedwarmers and nothing more.
No. 524447
File: 1744230235035.png (672.4 KB, 745x556, 1000121348.png)
>>524325so glad you asked! he's ken nakajima from you're under arrest! a traffic cop who acts all brave and tough but deep down he's extremely shy, is in great shape, doesn't smoke and most importantly, a little stupid - literally the perfect man for me.
i may have a glove and eyebrow fetish because of him, picrelhe has a canon love interest which is a shame because i like her! his design from season 2 and onwards is a huge turnoff, what the fuck were they thinking??
>bully and steal his glassesi already do that! we're nearly the same height and I love to pinch his cheeks. I mostly keep his glasses on since he looks a little scary without them.. all love though! also has a really nice ass, too bad it was flattened after episode 2
No. 524481
File: 1744231468745.jpg (37.31 KB, 454x565, Gn-kxpJXUAAxoLI.jpg)
This dweeb is fucking manspreading
No. 524491
File: 1744232175476.gif (1.97 MB, 268x268, hair.GIF)
I wish he would slick back his hair with my pussy slime. He’s going to smell like wet pennies and everyone on hell and earth will know I use his face as my seat.
No. 524504
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Idk why but something about the way he can fit iron man's entire neck in the palm of his hand so easily is just so hot to me. This a 190 cm tall armor at that. That side profile is chef kiss, too. He keeps swatting iron man like a mosquito the whole episode and it's so goddamn hot. I bet he didn't even need the super powers to do this, this is his pure bent up rage and build.
>>524491KEK the gif adds to the effect of your post.
No. 524559
File: 1744235886525.jpg (83.76 KB, 750x750, intp.jpg)
>>523042His MBTI type seems heavily contested and I don't know enough about MBTI to type him, but it seems he's majorly typed as a INTP which I am as well and the same enneagram as me too so kek. From searches it seems it's a alright pairing, just boring.
No. 524677
File: 1744247947501.jpg (42.3 KB, 463x464, sylus.jpg)
I promised to myself to not buy a plush of my husbando, and someone shown me this.
Help me.
No. 524680
File: 1744248058595.jpg (159.66 KB, 500x575, 1955957210507814.jpg)
God, I wish I was in Zoey's place so bad, I just want a guy like Ellis to hopelessly simp for me and proclaim to want to marry me 10 minutes after meeting each other kek.
Is that really too much to ask for? Am I being unreasonable?
No. 524755
File: 1744254887690.png (296.3 KB, 1448x2048, cachedImage.png)
i want to slash his legs up while he's wearing tights so i can peel and tug all the threads from the gooey wounds, just to see him sitting there miserably, and his long, long beautiful legs before me all nasty and wet. he would be so good at stifling his pain, but i could tell. i would scratch at the lips of each wound a little while i cleaned them, and these would be those ridiculously, stupid expensive luxury tights..
No. 524785
File: 1744258646142.jpg (487.6 KB, 960x1446, tysylus.jpg)
>>524706Too expensive for a plush. But the suit is my fav, so I miiiiiight get it.
>Me this day until his birthday video appeared. No. 524803
File: 1744260145498.jpg (974 KB, 2435x1763, help_with_my_cat.jpg)
I made him eat it during that time of the month, I couldn’t help it. He basically kept asking for it (meowing at the door but we all know what that means) so like I’m not gonna neglect him like that. But afterwards he started acting unusually. He doesn’t hiss or scratch anymore, he just kinda growls and hides under the bed. Is he gonna be ok? I’m worried I might have to take him to the vet because he swallowed too much and it made his tummy sick.
No. 524809
File: 1744261581654.gif (1.78 MB, 260x260, 9qbzcn.gif)
>>524801The thing is that without his clothes it cost $32 but with his clothes it cost almost $40. I know is the clothes that are the expensive, but I'm not into dressing dolls.
I might buy it because I'm a consumer whore, but I'll buy also a small one to carry it with me to take photos.
No. 524821
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I'm sad that I couldn't find this certain plushie of him since most of them are goofy and wonky looking. Picrel is from a Snufkin yumejo I think? Even though she sees him as a comfort character, her love for him is pretty cute and admirable, it made me feel inspired. Wish I could I have one just like this and take him everywhere with me especially to nature filled places like parks or hiking areas. I'm coping right now telling myself that I don't need it and must not get too overly attached to materials and possessions just like Snufkin since he's not materialistic. Instead, I'm getting a little figure strap of him and recently submitted a Nendoroid request since Moomin already got one. I just hope Good Smile Company makes the 90s version but at the same time I feel like they'll make him underwhelming or inaccurate since I've seen some disappointing Nendoroids nowadays. It's hard. I feel stupid for taking this long to recognized my feelings for Snufkin that I desperately wanted a discontinued if not rare plushie of him that looks the most cutest but isn't sold anywhere. Come on Sekiguchi, bring this Snufkin plushie back.
>>516384He definitely is especially for someone who enjoys the outdoors and appreciates nature. It's so lovely and comforting. He seems like the kind of guy who'll listen your thoughts and troubles and gives you a considerate yet insightful answer. I just feel so at ease whenever I think of him. Also both his English and Japanese voice are cute. I like that his English voice can be silly yet sassy and and his Japanese is so dreamy it had me swooning.
No. 524995
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>>524972Let's be real, he most likely exclusively used to eat stuff his mom made him, and after he moved out he probably just eats cup ramen and tv dinners. He just seems like the type
code for manchild.
And honestly this most likely wouldn't change much if we lived together, I enjoy cooking sometimes, but I'm kinda lazy
code for womanchild.
Oh well.
No. 525038
File: 1744294732509.jpg (94.77 KB, 992x558, GTY_thanksgiving-dinner-cf-161…)
>>524972Knowing my loser husbando, he's probably used to his mom plain rich white people food, think peas and mashed potatoes with a side of chicken or meat with some gravy. That really typical dinner a family in a show usually has. No offense to any nonna who eats stuff like picrel, I do find them interested and would like to go to an American diner and try authentic American food at some point, but I digress. He definitely never entered the kitchen in his life and wouldn't even know how to boil water, because every time he tried to do so and help his mom prepare dinner, he almost burned down the house, so he's banned from kitchens. Once he moves in with me, I won't tolerate that since I already know what it's like to cook for lazy family members, and I also know how to force them to end up cooking for themselves and teach them how to little by little until they don't need my help anymore. I'll do the same with him. I'll start teaching him basic stuff he likes such as breaking foods i.e. eggs, toast, tea or coffee and later on stuff like pasta and stews and roasted stuff in the oven and casseroles. I'll teach him every cuisine I like, from Asian to European to middle eastern to my own improvised recipes. Until he becomes good enough at it all and he cooks for me and stays at home while I work and hang out with friends and come back to a warm delicious meal made with love by him while he's naked and wearing an apron only, greeting me at the entrance of the house every evening.
No. 525046
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>>524972Feeding toji would be a full time job. He eats so much so he has to fend for himself. I’ll cook him breakfast and occasionally dinner. But if he’s not murdering others, he’s eating. I’m convinced that’s where about 1/2 of his income goes. The rest just gets gambled away.
Gojo would just eat junk food and sweets all day if no one forced him to be an adult. I wouldn’t always cook for him but I’d have to be naggy and make sure he’s eating actual food.
Choso isn’t even entirely human. Pretty sure he doesn’t eat but I’d buy him cute treats and make him whatever he wanted.
Hiromi’s diet is probably tea, coffee, alcohol and a handful of anti depressants every morning. I would cook him dinner every night.
Sukuna eats people. That fool has a door mat to help him with that.
No. 525053
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>>523889Im curious, would you wanna
take sophie's place as his special person knowing the possible endings? No. 525068
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>>525065I have a reoccurring fantasy where we meet in a nightclub. He’s captivated by my awkward drunk dance moves and cute face. We spend a couple hours just dancing like retards and then we go to a hotel and fuck like slutty rabbits.
No. 525072
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>>524811It looks like this, but I like the ones where they add some jelly beans.
No. 525076
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>>525072The heart nipples and long ass arms throw me off sorry nona kek. I think picrel is cuter imo
No. 525089
>>525079>and we dance together despite him being awful at itCuuuuuuute
One of my top fantasies is us waltzing at our wedding while he's wearing a tailcoat. If I ever become an animator, I'll animate a music video of us dancing to this song. With some flashbacks of our relationship mixed in. I'm almost tearing up just thinking about it.
No. 525091
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>>524972I would try and match my diet to his since I know he's probably an anachan and I don't eat much anyways. Outside of that I have a very strong sweet tooth so I would probably try and sneak a bunch of fruit and cookies into his diet.
>>525065Oh I love this idea! He would probably just stand there and intimidate everybody while I got wasted and tried to grind on him. Man is just scaring the hoes at all times
No. 525140
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>>524972I strive to make three proper meals per day which doesn't always go as planned
(chronic illness). I make smoothies and snack on healthier foods so I don't eat the house down. My eating habits are so shit, I take medication for it. He usually buys lunch and has cup noodles for dinner (his job is demanding so I'm not too upset at him). We promised to stop skipping meals though, so we make dinner together. Every year, I'd drag him to my home country and go to my favorite restaurants, cafes, food trucks. God, now I'm craving chicken alfredo..
>>525120Average. Oh wait no, he's buff and Japanese so.. maybe a little bigger than average? Fuck I dunno.
I think there was an argument about cock sizes many threads ago all because I said my sorcerer husband was probably six inches. Or maybe I'm schizo and there was no argument.. No. 525147
>>524972i honestly think living with him would be a large improvement to my health. my diet is kinda shitty, and he definitely would be a lot more conscious about eating healthy so i would probably change what i eat so that it's a lot more actual food and not just typical burgerland slop that i shove in my face. though we still would have our occasional cheat days where we go out and get something nice to eat, plus we both have a big sweet tooth so there would be a good amount of deserts, but we would eat them in conservative amounts.
in terms of cooking, we both know how to cook so we would probably take turns on who makes meals, but i also sometimes like to imagine him becoming my cute little househusband who makes me dinner and takes care of me after another day of slaving away at work. he's likely a lot more familiar with making chinese cuisine which i'm not really familiar with, but would be really interested in trying out. i just make anything i find online that sounds good, no particular skill in a certain kind of cuisine.
>>525120see this post for my analysis
>>519744 No. 525148
>>525120Definitely big. He's tall and muscular and has a visible bulge. Idk in terms of numbers because I suck at math and have 0 experience with real cock. But I can take up to 20 cm inside of me and it's not enough. He has to be bigger than that. Maybe 25-30 cm. Idk how girth is calculated but it doesn't have to be that fat for me, I can manage with some skinny but long. It also has to be pretty and pink and very shiny and moisturized. No wrinkles or too much folds. Nice frenulum. Tip that is heart shaped to put the "love" in "making love".
>>525122I audibly laughed, genuinely.
No. 525154
>>525089Kek I love this.
My nightclub fantasy mostly consists of music like vidrel (edm). It’s a good “driving to work and dissociating” fantasy.
I have a different playlist for when I want to murder him. And another playlist when I’m feeling less tsundere and we get married.
No. 525165
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>>525053This is a slightly complicated question for me. Because if you asked me this when I was a teenager I would say "HELL YEAH" immediately, no questions but I feel like now that I'm in my 20s I would be more cautious
especially knowing how most of the game endings conclude.I do wish I could be his friend though and maybe support him, especially after the black day. So I think would still try it, even though Simon is a very obvious red flag and kind of a danger to himself.
This is fiction though and I can control it, so I would like to think that I'm safe, mostly because I'm not the biggest fan of fantasizing about dying (at least not anymore kek). No. 525177
>>525154That kind of nightclub scenario never occured to me before, sounds fun, although in my fantasies it'd probably be Italo-disco and other kinds of dance music from the 80s.
I also want to take my husbando to a party and convince him to dance cumbia with me. He'd be hesitant and ashamed at first, but it's something adult couples typically do at parties where I live (it's got this "mature" aura to it), so he wouldn't mind learning some basic dance moves for me. He'd eventually start loving it, and we'd get drunk and dance till 5am every weekend. My husbando and I just letting loose and having fun. It'd be so cute, fun and romantic.
>I have a different playlist for when I want to murder himkek, I wonder what kind of music it is.
No. 525186
>>525177I also love the idea of teaching my husbando how to dance salsa and merengue because that's what we dance in my country at parties, he would be so awkward and cute.
But my biggest fantasy is teaching him how to dance reggaeton, which is the normie music of my country, he would die of embarrassment and that would be so delicious to witness.
No. 525195
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just saw a
DDLG fanfic and I wish I could unsee it. who is that shit even for? no offense if anyone here is into that type of stuff.
>>518909he'd probably transfigure a fucked up looking Frankenstein's monster cock mostly for psychological warfare/harassment reasons but this analysis popped up on my feed and it made me laugh.
No. 525205
>>525186>teaching my husbando how to dance salsa and merengue because that's what we dance in my country at parties, he would be so awkward and cute.Based
>my biggest fantasy is teaching him how to dance reggaeton>he would die of embarrassment and that would be so delicious to witness.NONA NOOOO I just imagined my husbando doing that LMAO
on the other hand, he and I grinding against each other sounds super hot… I'd have to get him really drunk first, though. So cute…>>525189Wow, this song is actually really cool. Very fitting for when you're in a yandere mood kek
No. 525262
>>525226I will do this someday, thank you for the idea
nonnie.
No. 525264
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>>524972We just make this and then cry
>>52512021 cm / 8,3 inches
No. 525269
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>>523042Looked mine up out of curiosity, and god damn if I don't feel called out.
He's the ENTP and I'm the ENFP.
No. 525283
>>525264caesar salad is delicious tbh i wouldnt be crying if i had that every day
>>525245is this true?
brb going to the store to buy some eyeliner and find out No. 525332
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I’m suddenly becoming a collarbone fag.
>>525120He’s 6ft 3 (191cm) so odds are he’s probably huge
No. 525362
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>>525076For me I would buy all these small plush to have my own Sylus army.
No. 525384
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>>524972He eats whatever I eat + my pussy. Tonight I am making
lemon pepper chicken actually>>525120Sometimes I imagine it small, sometimes big, sometimes in between. I will settle on 6.5 freedom fries.
No. 525476
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>>524972I'm forcing him to eat ny style pizza while I watch in joy.
No. 525490
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Thank you random horny animator at the studio for this. God bless. I'm ovulating and really horny for him currently. I'm even working on a little drawing of him and me, idk if I'll finish it though or if I'd post it here or not. Still thinking about that.
No. 525595
>>525358Haha, so many of his songs remind me of us. About half of my and my husband's soundtrack is by Chayanne.
Two of my favorites are Cuidarte el alma & Me enamoré de ti. Sometimes I change the gender of the adjectives and pronouns so it's like I'm singing it to my husbando kek.
Being a LADS player, I also think Chayanne is perfect for LADS edits/AMVs/tributes/whatever they're called.
No. 525641
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Nonnas, is watching 162 episodes of LOGH worth it just because I find Yang sexy? I'm legitimately really interested in it, but I'm honestly a little intimidated by the episode count.
No. 525664
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>>525641Absolutely, just keep in mind that if you fall in love with Yang's voice, you might be disappointed with the VA change after the main series.
Sadly, Kei Tomiyama passed away before the gaiden series was made. Yang is based taste.
>I'm legitimately really interested in itI was also interested in it aside from wanting to husbando a character, and although the husbando was the final push I needed to watch it, it became my favorite anime for many reasons. After the 100+ episodes, you'll wish it didn't end.
Also, be sure to watch the movies. Watch My Conquest Is the Sea of Stars before anything else if you can.
No. 525688
>>525664I forgot to say:
Do NOT watch the episode previews at the end of each episode on your first watch, they're very spoiler-heavy.
No. 525754
>>525746Someone asked the author what my husbando's daily workout routine was and the author said it was the one punch man workout, so he can do at least 100 push ups.
He also hosts a morning exercise club for the neighboring village. Mostly kids, but some adults too. He gives them little attendance charts to fill out, he makes the stamps himself out of potatoes.
No. 525757
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I recently dreamed about period sex with him as in me grinding my bloody pussy on his naked thigh and he was encouraging me to go ahead with no shame because "a real manly man is all about being covered in blood"
No. 525769
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I actually got a reply from a writer who worked on all his episodes. I already had some fanfiction ideas where he becomes a hero working for S.H.I.E.L.D. but thought it was too silly and scrapped it, lol. Wish we got a season 3 with more appearances of him. Oh well. Gonna try and contact the head writer(s) and see what they're gonna say about him and the scrapped 3rd season. What a nice thing to wake up to. the reply came 2 days ago but my ass didn't see the notification or checked my email, lmao.
No. 525779
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>>525746I'll watch him and count (if neither of us gets distracted).
No. 525924
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ok this isn't horny (probably) but god, I wanna mess with his patchwork. I like to imagine he's really ticklish and would squirm so much.
>>525769aw, that's nice. husbando investigative journalism.
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>>525924>husbando investigative journalism.KEK what a way to describe it, love it. I always get lucky with asking staff/creators about stuff and always get a reply. I'm so happy it worked once again.
>>525930The only perk of liking a capeshit/western show husbando I guess. I get replies from staff and some cool official stuff, but I have to compromise any fan art of fanfiction of him lmao. Found picrel in an archived version of the Nicktoons website and I'm planning to make a pin and a shirt of it.
No. 526124
>>525757damn why does that sound kinda hot though…
>>525746a lot more than i can (which is not a high bar to cross since i can only do about 2 before giving up kek). i would want to sit on his back and cheer him on while he's doing them though, i think it would be fun and he would appreciate it even with the extra weight on him
No. 526161
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>>525595I'm surprised no LADS fans have used his songs yet.
>>525746I lost the count as soon as he started to do this:
No. 526335
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>>521082holy fucking based nonita.
Its a shame for all their older woman/mommy fantasies scrote filmmakers rarely make stories about this subject, you'd think it'd pop up more in movies given how almost every dude has that fetish
No. 526383
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>>526352I really like the idea of him becoming a veterinarian, but since he likes chemistry he could be anything honestly, and he's like really good at sensing smells? So maybe he could pursue a career making perfumes? Or something more toxicology or pharmacology.
I really hope they make some future AU so they give us an idea in the game of what will happen to all of the boys (but most importantly him).
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They got a life-sized cardboard cut out of him omg…
No. 526443
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>>526335Ayrt, I barely remember writing that in my horny hormone fever daze kek. But it’s literally all I’ve been thinking about. I want him to
go crazy while I ignore him for days. He’s spiraling, thinking of all the things I could be doing. He’s lashing out at everyone around him and crying pathetically when he’s alone in his room. Maybe he’s even cutting himself because he’s a teenager and hasn’t learned how to handle anxiety. his self esteem is tanking because he’s just a kid and why would I bother with him? Not to mention the pressure he’s already under, and his brain turning to soup every year he gets older and stronger, sleeping less and less (canonically he only sleeps a couple hours a night). When we finally connect I’ll tell him I was just busy and figured he’d be ok without me. I’d kiss his wounds and ease his anxiety.I want to kill him so bad. No. 526450
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Guys, I got my husband drunk and I'm about to drag him home. What totally normal things should I do to him?
No. 526478
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>>526352OMG it's literally my hasu, he is a dead teen who's entire life purpose is to obsessively torment middle aged woman. He was ordered to kill her but he enjoyed playing with her so much he almost screwed up the entire plan. He also already had at least dozen
victims he abused mentally while never seeing them in person.
If he managed to grew up into adulthood… I can't help but imagine him look like a pathetic dirty bum, sorry. But somehow less menacing, mellowed, calmed down, chill. Being brutalized and humiliated constantly by justice and underground represents. Somehow gets proposed by mafia's princess and even having a an almost identical son with her. She eventually divorces him for a partner who is better than him in every area (better status, younger and stronger, kinder and well-adjusted, he is so cool hasu cannot dislike him himself they even became friends, they keep in touch) and has a daughter with. He has a permanent leg injury and under house arrest his enemy cop visits him to have tea talks once a month to his chagrin. His son gets expelled from private school for hate crime and racism (he compared his mayor to Hitler) and wants to change scenery (he also feels a bit out of place in his mother's life with new family). Hasu and his son feel like siblings and friends than parent and child. Son crushes his enemy's (cop who caught him, injured him, forces to work under him) adopted grandson (who also his biological grandfather and hasu's bio father from the past 4 centuries who was revived with his adopted son by hasu's rival the time mage and one of the gods of universe).
Picrel is not him. Although it captures his long silk wavy mix hair and his expression exceedingly.
No. 526484
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Sometimes I want to beat my husbando to a pulp and other times I want to spoil him like crazy…
No. 526500
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I cannot help myself it is cute. I want to protect him. Kiss him, caress him, our bodies get entangled. Yet at the same time the corner of my head whispers "ump UMP" and I eventually would like every crumb just because it is him
5V is so unbelievably cute
No. 526501
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>>526500Vergil needs braces. Do you know how much this stupid slut has been costing me in vet bills already? He’s lucky he’s cute, otherwise I’d have left his stray ass in hell.
No. 526503
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Anyone have their love for their husbando killed because of the creators stupid mistakes?
I will never forgive her for turning him into a fucking groomer.
No. 526510
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He is probably the oldest hasu I ever had. I want to be wrapped in his coat sleeping in his shoulders while he reads poetry his cute nasal voice would join me in my dreams conjured by the content of the read book then he holds me like a princess to the chill and soft queen bed, he stays by my side. I am waking up in early morning, sun is yet to appear I see his sleeping, snoring relaxed face. He is here
No. 526526
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>>526510If he starts snoring, I’m flogging him with a bamboo reed. These fictional men should not be bringing their non-fictional men problems into my life. Husbando throats are compact and aerodynamic, their septums properly configured.
No. 526528
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>>526526I knew you would carp to snoring part I googled words of sounds made during sleep and only diagnosis results came up. Je ne sais quoi that sound that people make. Like a little cute whistle? Not snoring like Shrek, my bad.
No. 526532
>>526528Google is useless for that kind of stuff.
I'm ESL too but I'd call those normal sleeping noises breathing noises or moans/groans. Much cuter than snoring.
No. 526537
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>>526532Breathing noises is best description. Eloquent and simple. I considered growls and moans, first made me think of angry canis physiognomy and latter made an arousing implication which was not the intent. I am not sure what groan means.
>groan (/ɡrəʊn/) 1. make a deep inarticulate sound conveying pain, despair, pleasure, etc.Sex. Beautiful word.
No. 526628
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His mood swings are so good, I actually might go through the story and edit before/after deaths together to see him really lose it.
There's already edited clips of the anime, but I want to see more.
No. 526629
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My taste in 2d moids is terrible. You are all going to judge me and you have every right to but I cannot stand to carry this burden of shit taste any longer. I must confess my greatest sin somewhere. I have been madly in love with Junkrat from Overwatch since 2016. There has never been a character that encapsulates my exact bad taste as him. His body type is pure sex in my eyes. Tall, lanky and toned. Basically zero percent body fat from living in an apocalyptic wasteland. The in game model use to drive me crazy with how detailed the torso is textured. The arms too, those deltoids are scrumptious. His face is definitely ugly, don’t get me wrong. He’s animated to emote over the top facial expressions so that’s a given. God awful widow’s peak and is balding at 25. I like to cope and say it just burned off kek. It’s even worse in Overwatch 2 where now he’s missing teeth and has gold ones. But even so his sharp, pointy facial features are really attractive to me. I love his nose and the cute mole on it, his jawline and chin, his amber eyes, sharp canines and the bushy brows. I don’t play Overwatch anymore cuz it’s shit and has been for a long time but I still watch gameplay sometimes just for him. I’ve listened to the voice lines an embarrassing amount of times. Saved a ridiculous amount of fanart. Read an unhealthy amount of fanfics. I’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel for content and let me tell you it is bleak. You have to be a certain amount of deranged to like a guy like this so there’s a lot of god awful headcanons and nasty porn. Of course most of the stuff you find is of him getting fucked by a morbidly obese pig man. Somehow you get desensitised to it. I don’t care if his radioactive semen gives me cancer I’d still fuck him. Thank you for reading my autism. You can tar and feather me now.
No. 526655
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I want to choke to death on his cock so bad. I bet it's a really pretty blue color, light blue, slick to the texture, and smells like water and plastic. His semen would absolutely taste like water from canned tuna, hyper salty, and the last thing I see on earth is his double chin looking down at me as I breathe my last breath.
I know he is married in TOTK. I don't care. I will wear his wife's skin and become her. Yume her. She has no idea how coveted her man is.
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Grab me with your feet and slam me into the wall I don't care anymore. Please. I'm begging you.
No. 526677
>>526655I always felt left out in the botw fandom because I thought
Revali was the hottest. I even have his amiibo kek
No. 526689
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>>525165i kinda feel sophie was trying to slowly pull from him, in the best ending he mentions she has a new 'friend' and i dont blame her, if your guy friend tells you he loves you and you dont the friendship is gone loli do find it interesting how on the roof in his head he tells sophie he doesnt love her but he could and in the flashback he is telling her he loves herI really wish i could talk about the story somewhere, the reddit is a cesspool especially recently and full of tifs
No. 526703
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he's inspired me to try making macarons for the first time. they're known for being pretty finicky, so if i fuck them up i'm gonna cry and pretend that it never happened. wish me luck
No. 526710
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This card is so perfect even if the idea of a half-half black and pink motorcycle sounds cringe af. Cannot wait for tomorrow!
No. 526763
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slut
No. 526782
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Why is he so cute? I just want to make him feel good. I want to break down his walls, make him fall for me, get him flustered and hear him trying not to moan as I take his cock in my mouth and slowly work it down until his tip hits the back of my throat. I want him to know just how much I adore him.
No. 526794
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I get so jealous and angry when I see other yumejos draw their OCs with my husband… fuck off… you don't get it as much as I do…
No. 526887
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i like the way my husbando always has a pervy look on his face. its cute on him.
No. 526940
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recently found a few artists who capture him in such a surreal way and I love it tbh. I wanna keep a dangerous mini Mahito all to myself.
>>526629I get it
totally not biased as someone who mained junkrat and whose divine purpose was to be the biggest menace in every single match>>526503yeah that caused me psychic damage too because he was my first crush ever. wonder what the fuck the reasoning was even behind that decision…
No. 526943
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>>526503Not the author's mistake, but turning Shun, one of the most powerful saints but also a pacifist one that would rather use the word against the force as woman in the Netfix adaptation because "women need representation" and "moids only fight, women cannot fight" (uh did you forget why female saints wear masks?) almost made me lost my love for Shun. At least I didn't watch that horrid adaptation.
No. 527308
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>Amy Lee living the dream of having a dakimakura of Dante
Where is yours, nonna?
No. 527321
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>>527308Awesome. Does Capcom sell these or it is custom made? I want to see Vergil's
bare feet obligated No. 527327
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>>527323Imagine his toes spreading you can chew them like gummies.
No. 527332
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Yanda might just be the most evil literary villain ever put to page, but honestly… kinda into it.
No. 527339
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me after getting a whiff of his feet, alerting me to his close proximity.
No. 527345
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He is simply an evildoer, picrel confirms it! It's just a fandom in joke nonna, Yanda is a childish asshole that bullies Yotsuba sometimes, so the fandom calls him evil because she views him as her enemy kek
No. 527357
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>>526657>>526722>>526824>>527114Thank you for the kind words nonnies. A weight has been lifted off my shoulders after my confession. I’ve been keeping my power level in check for a very long time. My post may have been a little dramatically phrased kek. I know he’s not the absolute worst thing to admit to liking. There are a few redeeming qualities but he’s not conventionally good looking to say the least. He has a bad reputation for attracting freaks. Nemu comes to mind. Gendies seem to really like him too for some reason. Not really the crowds I want to be associated with. Something must be wrong with me when there’s way hotter guys in the game to end up liking the guy with the peg leg but I can’t deny what the heart wants. I love you Jamison Fawkes. I hate your garbage game and how much Blizzard keeps circling the drain. Which they absolutely deserve fuck Blizzard and their disgusting sex pest employees they can rot. The final straw for me was when they cancelled the pve story campaign. I hate how I know your storyline is never going to get a proper conclusion ever. The whole thing is a dumpster fire I wish I could somehow rip you away from this cursed franchise but I can’t. No matter what happens or how hard I try I will never be able to stop loving you. I love your stupid face, your crazed eyes and shit eating grin. Even after all this time I find myself coming back to you. Nine years man. Insane. I’m gonna go back to lurking now. Enjoy raping your hot anime men, ladies.
No. 527403
I want to tie him up and beat his balls. He'd try to play it off at first. A classic move, typical of him, not just for this either. He'd grin with his perfect teeth, let out a choked laugh and say something like "Heh, knew you were gonna be mean…" but the second I strike his plump balls, he's screaming it's audible from outside double soundproof walls.
I have him tied up, he can’t escape, can’t even close his legs. He’s caught in perfect masochistic hell, genuinely in horrible pain, genuinely loving it, but unable to do anything about it. His dick would be twitching uselessly, his pretty face half a grin and an awful grimace. I'm not even giving him the comfort of rhythm or predictability, I'll hit them whenever I like. I love his pain and it makes me so wet.
No. 527406
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how do you cope with the fact that your husbando is almost guaranteed to receive an influx of newfag fans, on top of some undoubtedly hideously ooc new content from a "canon" source? the next fallout season is confirmed to feature new vegas and i'm scared, nonnas. I want the masses to leave my gambling-and-robots autist alone.
No. 527407
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I have this headcanon that he hates the cold.
Firstly, Hoenn is the hottest of the Japan-based regions. There's nothing in the games that indicates that he's not a Hoenn native, so we can assume that he's used to the warm and humid climate.
On top of that, he's always covered from neck to toe and wearing multiple layers of clothing (presumably as protective equipment). He must be used to wearing warm clothes, even when he doesn't really need them.
But most importantly, he is underweight, and thus more susceptible to the cold than the average male, due to a lack of body fat and muscle mass. If we take his height into account, it's even more likely.
I'm very happy about this because I prefer warm temperatures and get chilly easily. Even when it's 38°C and I happen to be wearing a coat, I'm only mildly annoyed by the heat. It's comforting to imagine my husbando and I relating in such a mundane way, even if his preference were 1-2 degrees colder than mine. I wouldn't mind using an extra blanket when we sleep with the AC on.
This artist drew him kinda ugly here but I'd take this over the ukefied version she draws now
No. 527409
>>527397I vote for love and caring, since this thread's edition was already about rape.
>>527406>how do you cope with the fact that your husbando is almost guaranteed to receive an influx of newfag fansDisengage from the fandom, unfortunately. Maybe not entirely but I'd avoid the major sites.
My sister is relatively new to Fallout, but thankfully she's not one of those newfags>on top of some undoubtedly hideously ooc new content from a "canon" sourceLet's hope that doesn't happen. Isn't the show meant to be canon, suposedly? Why would they retcon stuff…
No. 527414
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>>527406I'm not a House husbandofag but I really love his character and find him fascinating. I will never forgive what the fallout show did to him. It is genuinely so frustrating. The other characters in the show are badly written too but at least most of them were original, with House they fucked over a great and interesting characterization just to force him into the plot for a "hype" moment for the reddit fanboys. If they were going to write him badly, then I wish they just completely left him out tbh.
They got Frederick Sinclair totally out of character as well because he would probably never do what he did in the show kek. They also cast him as an old walled scrote for some reason, when he was actually portrayed as pretty young in the mosaics in Dead Money
ugly male psyop in actionI am honestly dreading them covering New Vegas in the next season.
No. 527500
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waifu or husbando? Envy is male in the 2003 anime and that its all what matters to me. I'll always mourn being such a late bloomer and missing out cooming to the sea of FMA douins avaiable back in the day
No. 527633
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i would be willing to spend the next 500 lifetimes burning in the fiery pits of hell if it meant that i could stick my head under zayne's shirt and lick his nipples for a minute. why can't he be real
No. 527647
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Yesterday night I was all dressed up for an event, with makeup on and everything, and I rarely look so done up. The whole time I was imagining that Jonathan was beside me in a nice suit, and that he thought I looked so beautiful. It made me feel giddy little butterflies in my stomach. I wore white so I imagined that we were out on a date and in my white dress I made his heart race because it made his mind wander towards his desires to see me as his bride. I would love to make him blush. I imagine that the tips of his ears get really red when he's flustered, and I find it so adorable. I would also love to tenderly hold his big arm as I walk next to him. We would look like a proper lady and gentleman. I would love to catch him off guard in private by grabbing his waist and playfully being more forward with him! Anyways, I took photos of myself that I will use to edit a picture of us together. My dream will become a reality!!! I just know we look like a radiantly happy couple. Our blissful glow of love would be so obvious even with a glance.
>>523042I'm super late but I'm an INFP 9w1 and he's an ENFJ 1w2!!! Our personality types are considered to be the best match for each other, and I wonder if it's part of why I was so drawn to him! We fit together perfectly, it's almost too good to be true…
No. 527707
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>>527397I made this in case anyone wants to use it.
No. 527831
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Been drawing more and more in an attempt to draw some good self ship stuff. I wanna suck his dick so bad. I’ve never drawn a dick but I want to design his dick to my own custom needs. He will have pubes. Not on the balls but right at the base. Just a bit. Gonna spend time picking out the right color for the tip. He’s so pale everywhere it’s probably a cute pale pink.
>>527707Maid outfit automatically has my vote
No. 527862
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I want to just nibble his elbows raw.
No. 527893
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Ive been insanely attracted to this character from a toontown revival server since he was added in the game. He's canon gay but I'd still break his robot pelvis, thx.
No. 527953
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>>527893I only play Rewritten, so I don't know your husbando, but I'm happy to see Toontown talked about here, nona! I have a little bit of a crush on the Factory Foreman. I think it's attractive when he gets angry LOL
No. 527955
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I hate how this game offers so little for the amount of money they ask for gems and what not, but I want to celebrate his birthday with his card and I don't want to get frustrated while wasting money on it.
No. 527960
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>>527953Holy crap another toontown player? you should try CC sometime, I honestly enjoy it more than rewritten at this point (and also have a slight grudge against rewritten for changing the game so much that it doesnt even feel like the same game I played as a kid) the Foreman's design looks nice, his face kinda reminds me of the Postal dude kek.
No. 527975
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>>527960>his face kinda reminds me of the Postal dude kek.Omg, you're so right. Also I'm a bit intimidated by CC since I'm still a relative noob to the game (I never got far playing as a kid and even now I'm still in the Brrrgh). I am still interested in CC though, so maybe in time I'll try it out. Also it would be heartwarming to know another farmer is playing, kek. Your husbando has a nice design, and I love seeing cog x toon fan art, it's so cute! Have you ever drawn any?
No. 528016
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>>527975Ahh, no but I went in my art folder from 2023 and found this slightly embarassing thing lololol
No. 528030
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>>528024It was revealed a few threads ago that the average poster in here is 35. Don’t be so jealous over other Nona’s husbands. I’m sure yours is just as kawaii.
No. 528034
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Forty year old Ed can get it, damn
No. 528037
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I am listening to Ultra Violet and remembered what I forgot to put him into that hasu collage of all Vergiles. Shame on me daring to forget the very debut iteration of him. He was so cute, tragic and cool.
No. 528044
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Vergil. I want to tie him up and make every part of him immobile except his hips. Then, I’ll sit right on his cock. I’ll bite and scratch and tickle him, so every time he instinctively trashes or tries curling away, he thrusts his dick inside me. Eventually he’s just on the ground with his eyes rolled back, tears streaking, tongue out, rhythmically bucking into me while I dig my nails into his sensitive little pits. It’s the only way he can experience anything close to relief. He’s so cute. It would be easy to break his mind and train him. I might just hop off his cock after he cums so he’s not afraid of fucking me, or rather, the aftermath. Training Vergil to channel all of his pent-up energy, frustration, turmoil, fear, and desperation into fucking. Maybe to the point where, if he ever feels any strong emotions at all, he impulsively thinks of clinging to me. If I am there to be clung to, his face would go all red as he nudges his dick into my leg. It’s red because he is horny but also still self-aware enough to be embarrassed of his own behavior. He is precious to me.
No. 528049
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Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.
I saw fma with the Latam dub and he had this cute, dorky male VA which made me feel things.
Would still smash
No. 528050
>>528046All I write about Vergil is on here. The best way to express my true feelings is through this particular schizo format
meta commentary, unprompted pov switching, excessive informalities, metaphors, etc. I don’t think the y/n formula suits me well.