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you know the drill by now
previous shameful thoughts >>>/g/182842
i know anon, i can't help it!!! no matter how much milk >>269509
sure, he could also choke me onto the ground
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not an ezfag I don't know who he's dated but I feel like whoever he has he probably doesn't have a type, he's an unstable guy
because he publicly dated mostly white actresses but has evidently hooked up with woc
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Lately i've having fantasies about fucking a butch lesbian (if i'm lucky)/TIF who is a little too fujo brainrotted and tries to skinwalk a yaoi submissive top. The contrast of such female fantasies being performed by a masculine woman/a woman pathetically trying to be male makes me so horny. Especially if she's a tif, the idea of her being excited about me using male pronouns with her little yaoi larp, being convinced that she's the yaoi prince of her dreams when i'm just playing her delusions because i like masculine woman, she being obtuse like that is just the cherry on top. I know this is terrible, as most lesbian tifs are just traumatized woman and this is eerly similar to moids using them for a quick way to get pussy swearing to them they're totes real guys having totes real gay sex. I'm not proud of this, maybe i'm reading the ftm threads a little too much and those "forced detransition terf domme" are getting in my head, but i would DIE to have a tif like picrel.
fellow piss kink anons. i have never told a soul about or acted upon my piss kink and tbh i'm not sure i'd actually want to act it out? i'm really only turned on by seeing men or women pissing, not ingesting it or any humiliation stuff mixed in or anything. i maybe would enjoy being pissed on but idk.
i do think i've had mine for a while, like since childhood. i remember when i was first experiencing sexual arousal i got the feeling confused with needing to pee and i think some wires crossed and created a piss kink LOL. i've always had sexual dreams about peeing too. i had one recently where i was sitting on a girls lap and i started peeing on her lmao
I sort of have a piss kink too. I've fantasized about using a man as my human toilet and forcing him to drink my pee as I sit on his face. The thought doesn't get me off but it's just something that satisfies me to think about.
I think my wires also got crossed from the having to pee feeling. I think squirting is super hot but I was never able to do it, just the idea of unleashing from an orgasm. Sometimes I'll think horny thoughts while peeing to automatically make my body stop the flow and the sensation is super arousing. I know it's still up for debate on where squirt fluid comes from but the idea of it coming from the bladder is hot, idk
NTA but true>>269868
samefag, long dark hair and glasses is a godtier combo tho
ag cook converted me to the one true faith… britich guys with glasses and long dark hair…
and his hands… aughh
I'm laughing so hard at this
Just imagining a reverse of his ex's complaint where he pets nonnie
's head while fucking her and says "good themby"
i dont get how shit like this doesn't have anyone batting an eye on here but the moment I say I like HRT femboys
everyone loses their fuckin minds
have the right to be “grossed out.” Your period blood is holier than his sinful flesh ever could be.
I was >>269146
and oops I meant east asian girl with assertive personality. Even if their shy I find it super attractive when they boss you around in a funny playfull way
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Honestly I'm pretty grossed out by the concept too, since the blood smells awful, but damn, if only the person eating you out wasn't bothered by that, I could maybe get into it.
Why can't vampire bfs exist… Does anyone know any fiction or art where this concept is explored with hot vampires?
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i was also raised catholic, nonna. i don't really get the appeal with catholic priests, anyways. i prefer eastern orthodox and mormons.
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He was so cute when he started crying and begging.
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I love Spainanon because I'm also deeply attracted to spanish men. Picrel is my favourite, he has the sexiest photoshoots.
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not into ones that look like that but spainanon has it right about puig antich
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I get so turned on seeing guys being groped or held down while forcibly experimented on or examined medically and being visibly nervous or distressed like picrel
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Nancy Grossman’s work is making me feel something! She’s a legend.
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Same but I’m also a lesbian. And not even just the outfit, the whole schtick, mass and prayer and church. I also like the nun thing but I prefer masculine women.
Picrel is Father Anne, I am so into her in some of her pics. I even watched some of her videos just because it’s so hard to find content for this fetish that I actually like.
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Impregnation/pregnancy fetish. Having a kid would be the worst thing ever though. I feel like my hormones are trying to trick me into reproducing.
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YES. the women are also really hot and the accents are just 10/10. and their names are also so beautiful (Iñaki, Nekane…) aughhh.
Pic related, it's a eta announcement. Mask kink enjoyers are welcome.
I feel really bad for sexualizing them, tho.
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uggg i know nonny
. i don't even find catalonian men that atractive, but he's different…
i think about his arrest and death every day…
i love you too nonny
i prefer javier bardem, quim gutiérrez, aitor luna and paco león.
i am glad to expand spanish horny culture across the atlantic and far beyond haha
i am a bisexual woman. i find men atractive, but i don't really like dicks. i said cis men as in assigned male at birth and presenting/feeling/identifying like a man, but with a vagina. i hope that cleared it up!
i don't find A/B/O hot, tho
I really like selfcest and incest, there's something about people being so close without boundaries that does it for me. It could be that it would be much easier to get sex or satisfaction without working too hard for it. >>269846
This too. I don't think I'm attracted to women but I don't mind masturbating with another woman pretending to be a man.
but usually it goes along with being degraded i think
I used to be into that as well as pissing on moids (but never did either irl), but thank fuck lolcow changed that. Now I'm only into the latter kek.
The reason is simply pornsickness. The appeal for me was that it's gross, but not as gross as literal shit. Also, when you piss, you feel relieved, it feels good, and I like to hear and watch the men I like doing it, it's hot. The feeling of submission and degradation to me wasn't an important part of the appeal. It was more like "we're doing this gross, intimate, kinky thing together" and that was hot. But again, I never acted it out irl thankfully.
i know it's weird. i just like men exploring their new body and i am really into the idea of a man who is like super misogynistic and homophobic becoming addicted to sex. i am not so much into the femeninity as the exploration and confusion>>275244
It's the contrast I think. I also like a supermasculine man whose cock I'd suck and finger his pussy at the same time.
I'm a degenerate who's ovulating right now so forgive me. I need Jesus
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also, basque women aren't usually atractive, but some of their traits are kinda hot (light eyes, dark hair, skinny faces and tall height)
pic related, female etarra that i think is hot
sorry for more spainsperging
low hanging fruit more like
It is definitely a self-esteem problem and I’m aware of it (the thread is called Fetishes You’re Ashamed
I’ve never acted on it and never will, but I think a destructive, evil part of me enjoys the idea of wrecking a man’s life.
There's nothing about fucking a married man that wrecks his
>>276415>they have an air of patheticness
What do you mean?>>276302
Butlers, I guess?
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isn't Lauren Jauregui said to be Basque-descent Cuban? do you think she looks the part?
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smash and based>>276431
hi nonna, i'm spainfag. she doesn't look basque at all lol. she looks very much latina. basque women have many notable traits and she doesn't have any of them: pale skin, small pale eyes that are located pretty far away, dark hair and eyebrows, small lips… basque people are pretty singular when it comes to looks since it's one of the only autonomic communities that wasn't invaded by romans, germanic tribes, north african tribes… the girl you shared looks pretty much like what americans think all spanish women look like, but in spain we consider hispanic
she also lacks the terrible mullet many basque women have along with ultra baby bangs. the kale borroka haircut really damaged multiple generations lol
well yes nonna, some ethnic characteristics may be similar, but that doesn't mean they belong on to the same race. i was talking about a race belonging to west europe, not eastern european/arabian
what may be the case is that now that we know basque comes from Mali (you know, the African country) some physical characteristics of african merchants who satyed there may have something in common. idk, it seems highly unlikely.
another thing is that after La Reconquista, the Sefardíes who refused to convert (even tho many of them still practiced their faith behind doors, see "marranos" wich could literally be translated to pigs) fled to the northern territories. but once again, most of the sefardíes went to Galicia, not País Vasco, so i don't really know why many basque people look eastern european
i also tried to look for the least ugly vasca, i didn't want all of you to bully me for my tastes
(even tho this literally started because i talked about how much i wanted to be railed by etarras)
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I can't help it I love jews, can't be attracted to a man who doesn't have a big bird like nose like it's impossible. I need the man to have dark hair and a beak and be skinny and there's nothing I can do about it.
For profession I've always wanted to date a chef because I don't cook and don't really care about food so it would be convenient. Also it's hot af, it's like an art but it's also one of the most useful skills you can have plus traditionally feminine thing to do so it's hot when a man does it
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well yeah. basque women and men look a lot alike. it's like they're androgynous, but only for women. they look like men basically lol (este no es un insulto a las mujeres vascas; os amo de todo el corazón, chorvas, besiños)>>276525
ou em lli nonna, we are the same! i feel like crushing on snape back when i was younger awakened something within me, and i also love adrien brody. bonus points, reading ASOIAF made me have a crush on the greyjoys just because of how they look in the books (long dark hair, beaky noses, dark eyes, confident…) pic related is my favourite one, aeron, who made me develop an affinity for extremely religious characters (art by amuelia)
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I'll add on to you nonna: black guys with long hair/dreads. I can't, they look so cute especially if they take care of their looks.
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Nonas into big noses, here's Tamino if you don't know him yet.
Posting him because I had a sex dream about having sex with a friend and in the dream we were only attracted to each other because of his music kek. She's one of my best friends and I've been ashamed of that dream since I woke up (it involved ass play and I hope I get over this before I see her irl).
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Being a sex slave, and to a lesser degree, petplay. Feel like I have serious brain worms but at this point I'm trying to embrace it. Still feel disgust with myself sometimes. Do wonder how I got this way. Nothing else gets me off even remotely as well.
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ayrt but I love pathetic men. Men stuck in jobs that they hate but it's all they know, divorced is a bonus, maybe their wife hates them for being a doormat. Men who have this sadness in their eyes because they never got to achieve anything they wanted to, have been beaten down and aren't angry or willing to stand up and change but instead just continually get cucked by their existence. While I'm not physically attracted to him, think of the main character in the movie "A serious man" by the coen brothers.
what do you think it is nonnie
? What is it about a man who's a complete failure that's so alluring?
Now I want to pet you, purr for me Nonna!>>269475
People wearing nothing but a undershirt/wifebeater
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he's cute, but i personally prefer the flores family. tamino's lips are kinda too small for me too consider atractive. >>276594
i also love pathetic men, nonna.
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i am dropping by and adding c tangana just because i think his clothing will make some of the nonnas like him
Yeah gotta admit that I also fetishize Jewish American nerds a bit, I love their eyebrows and noses and their dark hair>>276624
Probably that they know they're garbage and advertise it to the world, begging to be physically abused. I'm not actually sure what it is, tbh but I like it.
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do my fetishes count if i'm strictly 2d/writing/etc. fictional only? i find most fetishists go "oh this totally turns me on irl, i want to try it but i'm ashamed" but for me it's solely the idea of the thing. like deep-throating, or example; or piss. i'm not sexually attracted to either of these things irl. i don't want to do them, or be involved with anyone that does.
i also never envision myself or anyone real in any of my sexual fantasias, it's always various anime characters (kind of like ocs, i guess? they're not realistic looking at all though)
it's like i'm creating an h-doujin inside my head, and fapping to it. see pic related (spoilered because it's slightly nsfw)
reminds me of my music teacher who was really shy and probably not very sane mentally. he sounded like he was about to cry everytime the class who act up. he was really nice and really passionate about music, he knew piano and violin and from what i could take from his rambling, he also studied law along with music (no wonder he was so depressed)
i used to have a crush on him, aah. when i left high school i even got to hug him and he told me that if i ever had something going wrong, to message me. good man
>>276765>do my fetishes count if i'm strictly 2d/writing/etc. fictional only?
Yes, tbh I don't like these conversations about which real life race has the hotteest features or whatever. It has dragged on for too long.>i find most fetishists go "oh this totally turns me on irl, i want to try it but i'm ashamed" but for me it's solely the idea of the thing
It's ok. I'm a femdomfag but I have no interest in real relationships anymore and I certainly don't worry about how to get a sub bf because all I do is look at, read or draw femdom and that's all I wanna do. Which is why I don't bother with the femdom thread anymore as most of the post have been about real life relationships with males, and I don't care about that.
You should stop consuming so much porn for moids though
>>276787> I don't like these conversations about which real life race has the hottest features or whatever
what>You should stop consuming so much porn for moids though
don't know what makes you assume i consume a lot of "porn for moids", but i'm fine honestly. the things i like in fiction have never ever spilled over to my irl tastes, and what i want for myself. i get that other people have issues with "pornsickness" or whatever but i think i'm too mentally strong to be led astray like that
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i want to force feed a fat man until he chokes
NTA but that reminds me of a math teacher I had in high school who was kinda young and obviously very bad at working with teenage students. He wasn't respected by any of us. The best part about his appearance is that he wore glasses so I thought he was cute. He scolded me very badly in front of everyone once for drawing ponies in my notebook instead of paying attention kek. And he literally cried once in front of all of us, IIRC because most people got a low grade that semester or something, and a bunch of them decided to confront him about it. Me and multiple classmates felt bad for him when he started crying. It was moe
tbh, and I think I'm a little fucked up for thinking so.>>276796
all of them
Yes!! These are the type of men I mean. I had a music/philosophy teacher that was exactly like this. I would banter with him in class and he would really just take shit from the students without any push back, just make the occasional joke. If they can be bullied by teenagers and just let it happen it speaks to the patheticness more. >>276796
I think it's all 3. I like the idea of being the best thing that's ever happened to them, and my fantasy usually involves fucking them in secret. Partially because it'd be shameful if anyone knew I was sleeping with them, but for him it's the most exciting thing to happen to him in decades. The thrill of that as well as how vulnerable he'd be with me, allow me to take the lead and do whatever I want with him, it's an odd mix of things
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I see, I can sort of understand it a little better now thank you, Is there then an appeal that through your influence and actions you help this person be less pathetic and more confident as long as they don't become ignorant, arrogant or disloyal towards you ?
I suppose for irl men there's different sorts of pathetic, one that's just pathetic without hope and one that sort of trudges along still persevering (I have an big appeal for the latter)>>276807>>276809
I can sort of understand this in a twisted way, I wouldn't do it myself but I feel like I'd be annoyed if it was someone else being nice or beating them, would you want the person to hate you, be afraid, develop a crush ?>>276820
You make it seem like its two different exchanges going on nonnie
, the guy finding some joy and happiness maybe hope and you finding a chew toy kek>>276823
Yes, someone that's more grounded and self reflecting seems nicer than some fake lofty ego.
Thanks for your answers nonas, I think I have a similar draw towards those that are struggling but still pushing on despite setback after setback, I like the idea of being a lifeline that's cherished but not taken for granted
This discussion about pathetic men made me realize something about myself. I have two very different attractions, i want to be with a man whom i respect and love, but i also want another man whom i don't respect at all and bully. Juicy story incoming.
At my last job i had a coworker, 29, who was a little bit smaller than me in height and really skinny, nerdy, somewhat smart but not too much, shy but he would hide it well, always nicely groomed. When i first arrived at the job i could see he was attracted to me but he was so fucking bad at complimenting me, so corny, so pathetic, but i let him do it. He always put me on a pedestal, told everyone i was so smart and impressive. A year later we had developped this relationship where i was always teasing him in a mean way (i remember one time he was with a client at his desk and i came by and acted like i had something important and work related to tell him and i whispered in his ear "you're a piece of shit" in front of the client who thought i was just talking about our job. He laughed. I could see he loved how i degraded him, and as time passed, i would even hit him, throw his pen/papers in his bin to annoy him, take his wallet to look inside of it without permission (looking at pictures, cards, etc).
When i tell it like that it sounds like i'm a crazy bully but we actually were friendly, it just developped into this sadistic, violent way for me. I didn't know i had it in me, and i think it takes a very special kind of pathetic men for me to be like that.
I kinda miss him, not really HIM lol, but this dynamic was so fun for me
>>276866>I kinda miss him, not really HIM lol, but this dynamic was so fun for me
I get this, it must of been really freeing, like realistically how often do we get to behave in that manner.>>276868
I don't mind whiny as long as its backed up with actions, like they can complain a little but still do what's asked.
>>276857>Is there then an appeal that through your influence and actions you help this person be less pathetic and more confident as long as they don't become ignorant, arrogant or disloyal towards you ?
NTA but for me, it depends on if it's a romantic context (rare) or a purely sexual one (usually). If I just see him as a sex toy I would want him to remain as pathetic as possible so I can keep taking advantage of him. But if I actually liked him beyond that, I'd like to see him grow more confident and happy without becoming egocentric and entitled, but such a thing is almost impossible in real life.>would you want the person to hate you, be afraid, develop a crush ?
Realistically, if I managed to have a one-night stand with a pathetic man who also hates me I wouldn't mind, because I wouldn't have to see hiim again. But ideally in all other cases, he would just have a crush on me, maybe also be afraid at the same time because that sounds kinda hot.>>276868
I guess it depends on what he whines about. About his shitty life, sure, I don't mind listening to him, as long as he's also devoted to me and lets me do what I want. But if it's about me or incel shit, no way., then it just becomes disgusting.
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spainanon here. done talking about basque traits, about to sperg about how much i like to sexualize old timey cowboys.
stop nonna this reminded me of my repressed attraction to jesus>>275464>>275482
same. i blame tumblr. during my most formative years of puberty i got exposed to so much teachers pet lolita lana del rey bullshit. still like this even though i havent willingly looked at porn in like 8 years. i never wanted to literally act like a child or a daughter or anything but ever since i was like 13 ive been exclusively attracted to older men and have a strong sexual need to be smaller, coddled, degraded. i would NEVER a partner this unprompted though and its a part of myself i deeply resent because i know how fucked up it is and i hate giving men power over me. actually when the 2x board was still a thing it helped me a lot in deconditioning the more masochistic kinks i had>>276525
so fucking based, american ashkenazis are so hot. all i gaf about on a man is being lean, having a hot nose, and having nice hair
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communist propaganda and uniforms. i really like the soviet working man/woman type
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"ooooouuhh why can't men wear suits anymore? why do they all have to dress casual?"
they are literally right there. go to brooklyn or something
no one in particular. there are many anons here that like jewish men, tho. so i kinda leaned into that
also many people like to camplain about men loosing style
I actually do think a lot of Orthodox men are pretty
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nazis, weird looking men and priests. finding out that pope benedict xvi was in hitlers youth and was kinda cute when he was younger was a pleasant surprise (he's the one in the right)
I think op is weirded out by the wording, finding someone was involved in Nazi activities shouldn't be a pleasant
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samefag its in cd drama territory, where you could find japanese roleplay cds made for women. there are officially translated ones on dlsite on girls/bl side of the site. i probably don't need to warn you the rest of the site has coomer moid shithttps://www.dlsite.com/girls-drama/
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i love pecs. i know it isn't that weird but i like them so much that it feels like a weird shameful fetish. i just wanna make a cocky gymbro squirm by suckling on his nip ahhhh
this meme awakened something in me i think. sorry for sperging
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My chubby fetish came back full force, last night I dreamed about meeting a pale chubby guy with a cute face, about as tall as me, who was obviously into me, and wrapping one arm around him and squeezing his belly with one hand while horny several times throughout the dream, and then kissing him. kill me
i've forgiven you, nonnita. plus you were kinda right>>279045
i also love men's tits
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>>279943>Anon, my pec love is so uncontrollable (thank you Germany from hetalia)
nta but kek same Hetalia porn gave me a severe case of pec/male nipple play fetish. fucking marumary>>279961
when I was younger, one of my dreams was to squeeze a man's pecs. none of my boyfriends had squeezable chests, they were all average or skinny.
I don't want to think about how much I'm missing but at the same time I also want to know why it feels so good.
Why can't I score a cute chubby guy? I always ruin my chances to fuck one. I even rejected one who was in love with me and I was this close to giving in and kissing him, and now I regret it every time I'm horny for fatties. Just any fatso won't do, I specifically need a pale one with a cute face, nice hair and the right body shape. That kind of guy is very rare here. It doesn't matter if he's around my height or three heads taller than me, they're both hot to me in their own way. Not even in fiction it's easy to find a cute chubby husbando that I like physically.
I hate having this fetish, it drives me crazy and it's embarrassing. I don't even know how I got it.
the idea that they might crush you during sex is so hot and I don't know why kek
being hugged by a tall (cute) chubby man is one of the best things that have ever happened to me
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i wish i could fuck a male angel. ever since i was a teen i've been obsessed with angels and i really like androgynous looking men, plus the corruption aspect of it is really hot
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I heard that they're pretty found of human women.
ahh, i wanted to add that drawing, but i couldn't find it. thank you nonna.
i feel like we could create beautiful nephilim children… also, imagine a supernatural being loving you so much it sacrifices inmortality just to get a bit of pussy, lol
Would that technically make your partner a fallen angel?
I wonder what a half-angel child would be like.
mm. i think he would become a fallen angel afterwards. >I wonder what a half-angel child would be like.
probably inhumanly beautiful, smart and tall (see nephilim)
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samefag, but quite literally a hobbit but a little plumper lmao
I want to make him dress as a hobbit when we go to the ren fair next month.
, I love you! I feel the exact same way. You even described my boyfriend kek. I adore
big meaty men. Bonus points for when their joints are huge and thick idk why I find that so attractive
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1 lokks like hank hill
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i love this website
That's what I thought, nonnie
should genuinely consider writing horror
There's a guy I've known for years that I think is one of the most beautiful men I've ever met, he has this low voice that's so sexy, and though our love affair was brief if he ever told me he wanted to try dating properly, regardless of the time past, I would say yes. Though, his ass looks like #1 and I believe it's his only fatal flaw. It saddens me because the thought of marrying him would be perfect if not for the fact that I'd have his flat pancake ass to pathetically squeeze for the rest of my life, I need an ass I can pinch and slap and bite
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this was written by a men (possibly a future killer, the details shows how much you have thought about it, no one making a joke could invent this), I just know it, I wish I could call the police on you, your hard drive cannot be clean, I hate you.
>>282061>tbh that just sounds like an MMF threesome, which isn't that gross
yeah it is
enjoy the 100 STIs. bi moids are plague rats/
Sucking on a finger like on a dick feels too, hm, porny to me, like I rarely do it when I feel man's finger feeling on my lips.
One time we were laying in bed with a guy and I had my hand on my neck. Guy was behind me and he wanted to initiate sex, but couldn't kiss my neck so he started kissing on my hand, licking fingers… Remembering his tongue in sensitive spaces between my fingers still gives me a feeling inside. I feel like it's too tame to be a fetish but I'm definitely into it
omg same nonnie
, it's shameful to admit I loved when my ex would suck my toes. It's such a pleasant feeling.
Profession wise I want a tutor or a scientist. Brainy and hot is a good combo for me.
Nationality wise I really like scandinavian and dutch dudes. I'm a size queen and I heard from friends that they're tall as hell kek
when they got big dick it is big.
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i want to sexually tease, pleasure, degrade, spank and educate a 19-24 yr old virgin incel. 'older woman tames pathetic teenaged brat' shit. it would have to be recorded just in case he wanted to lie about the experience or brag about it. blackmail's a good way to keep brats in line.
i'm going outside now
do you remember anything from your childhood that triggered
I have it too but I think it was like the borrowers (uk movie) or some early episodes of totally spies that kicked it off for me.
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I hope not all fetishes are from childhood (probably false) because why was I already fantasizing about sex dungeons and whips and chains before I was in kindergarten… my "fap fodder" if you will was thinking of people, men and women, chained up naked and being brutalized. Then it became just men being tortured. I feel like this was all in elementary school… what the fuck is wrong with my brain. I used to fantasize about myself in BDSM situations (with another woman though) but now I think it's cringe and I just want to watch men get tortured erotically. Vanilla sex is based to me now.
Anyway maybe a taller girl bullied you or something.>>283452
The true enlightened state is wanting to pee on a man while reminding him
of his father issues (jk, just peepee on him)>>283537>recorded
If this happens you must share, though incels are kinda repulsive
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I have a mommy kink (as in wanting to be the maternal partner) and I'm ashamed of it, because men are ungrateful and don't deserve to be taken care of like that. Fuck them.
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I wonder how many started from The Princess Bride. It sucks that this is how it works though. I don't see in all cases how influence could be prevented without unfairly altering media, basically censorship, when not all of it is meant to be sexual. Or, keeping your kid from watching most things, but that's pretty sad too. It's weird also how these fetishes don't "activate" for everyone, for example I was exposed to outright kink material online as a kid and got funny feelings from certain shows but I'm not into those things today.
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Never watched Invader Zim much, did like Indiana Jones a lot but I don't remember anything like that in those movies. >>283645
You're onto something! But I could've sworn I liked dungeon rape before seeing that movie, but probably not. Probably around the same time I guess. I unironically think a Betty Boop Cinderella crossover (black and white) actually activated it for me, I remembering putting the VHS in and getting cozy under a blanket in the basement and touching myself. It's funny because I've never liked Betty Boop since I found her repulsive and ugly. My sister had a Betty Boop beach towel and I hated it. I hate her! She did this to me
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I WANT TO TICKLE SO BADLY I WANT TO TICKLE UNTIL HE PEES I LOVE THE LOOK OF FINGERS I WANT TO FEEL A SQUIRMY WORMY BODY BENEATH MY FINGERS I WANT TO SEE THE SMILE AND THE LAUGHING BUT ALSO THE UNCOMFORTABLE PAIN IN THEIR EYES
Can somewhat relate, ashamed of how much a really desperate "mommy" from a guy has a chokehold on my moist-meter
, I usually use it to exacerbate their mommy issues if they have any lol.
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i like seeing self harm scars but maybe only the idea i think. like thinking about it now a guy with baby surface scratches is disgusting and faggotlike to me but if they had hardcore deep self made scars i wouldnt know what to think. i guess i only find women with self harm scars hot. just a to preface, i am keloided to the max too.
maybe it has something to do with it usually being a secret/hidden and a contrast with the exterior vs what the scars imply their mental state to be like or has been like at some point.
i follow this chinese girl on twitter that is so adorable looking but also posts the most gruesome self harm you can think of, followed by outfit pictures kek. i mean not kek i feel bad for her i wish she could be better and spared from anything making her even want to do stuff like that to herself but i understand at the same time because im in the same position in a way.
i also like the implication that they arent squeamish, i like that in a person.
maybe its that i would like for a person to understand what ive been through too or rather my thought process for why i am the way i am, why i do things i do.
one time my crush offered to self harm together and i told her no for her own wellbeing and because its a fucked up thing to enable in general… but to be honest, i found it really hot that she wanted to do that with me, because its usually an intimate private thing you wouldnt want to share with anybody.
sorry about me anonettes, i will never be in a relationship and i generally stay away from people as they do with me rightfully, so nothing to worry about. i really dont want to be the reason somebody does things like that to themselves and i dont want to enable this behavior either. just find it hot in my own private mind that's all.
, why would you let him call you something like that, that's so creepy and ridiculous. A bit unrelated but ever time I hear about a "dominant" men, they are always saying the goofiest shit or they are straight up sex pest
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watching this scene as a kid inflicted irreparable damage on my sexuality
Yeah, I guess.
To be fair it's kind of known phenomenon, look up genetic sexual attraction.
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I'm a born again Christian and voluntarily tried conversion therapy but when my crucifix necklace is dangling over my wife as we have sex and all that's coming out of our mouths is "God" this and "Jesus" that, it drives me absolutely wild. It's total hypocrisy and it's absolutely divine.
I've found my true lust in M4F audio porn a few months ago. At first I wasn't paying much attention to the scripts, just the voices and sounds because like >>283725
says, certain names and phrases can kill the whole experience very quickly. Like, something that turns me off is growling and trying to sound animalistic.>>283736
it is rare that the dd/lg dynamic doesn't close me up like Blockbuster but my personal shame isn't any better - enemy to lovers and similar scenarios with dubcon and objectification. A common setup is a prince and princess forced into wedlock. "You'll learn to love my body even if you don't love me," made me so white woman wet I hate enjoying these toxic fantasies
It's so hard to find good M4F audios where they're not overacting or trying to be cringey daddy doms. There's an otherwise great begging audio that's taintedlol
by the guy's inability to shut up about "taking his cock", and so many others are ruined by artificial moaning. I'd take a less extreme but genuine audio over these fakeass porn recordings any day.
This is absolute bullshit because all men smell like turds no matter what since they can’t be bothered to wash their shit-covered bungholes and won’t touch a bar of soap even after fingering their prostates. No amount of “muh genetic pheromones” can cover up the stank of male filth.
Signed, fellow heterosexual gal.
ultimate fantasy is to be mutually in love with a guy and have sex with him and then right as we both orgasm we put our heads together and one of us shoots through both of our heads killing us instantly
i just think it would be so sexy and romantic>>283692>>283823
i understand you anons
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I imagine a guy getting raped and (especially psychologically or medically) abused by a man or a woman, and then switch between imagining myself as him or as the torturer and repeat every single detail of the scene over and over again. The point is he's done something bad and thus kinda deserves it. It's also important that he doesn't die but is left permanently disfigured and/or traumatized.
I've done this since I was young but it only got overtly sexual when I hit puberty. I feel so fucked in the head and like some anons upthread I keep wondering what made me like this.
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i'm a petplayfag… i like being a puppygirl. being told to do things and then being called good girl, being pet, i like saying… woof… i wanna be loyal and obedient. and also be helpless dumb mutt who loves her owner and will do anything to please them and maybe slapped around and dominated
My friend joked about how I'm his pet and he's my owner. That was weird but also made me horny as fuck.
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Like nonna upthread the biggest fetish I am ashamed of is being an incest lover.
I never thought much about since I exclusively consume fictional stuff like art/literature/fanfiction but suddenly, as an adult, I'm getting worried about how I became like this. It was my first fetish at age 12 and I remember it was like it just materialized out of nowhere.
I've read all the major incest books I could find between 12-14 (flowers in the attic, a song of ice and fire, etc). I first started having a thing for brother/sister and nowadays I consume mostly older/younger brother or dad/son anime boy weeb media. idk why but the grooming does it for me, but also unwilling older brother and hypersexual younger brother
Lately I've been wondering if it's because I was molested as a child or something because IRL my sexuality is practically nonexistent and I start dissociating whenever I'm being touched and I have a panic attack whenever something penetrates me
Also no siblings irl so no need to worry kek
You would likely remember if you got molested, nonnie
. Repressed memory theory is linked with the satanic panic & unethetical and unreliable methods of 'therapy'. You just have a fetish.
Kek this is so depressing, imagine being the ghost of a holocaust victim
and knowing that randos get off to your misery. You ever see that weird animation/storyboard of the nazi woman and the little jewish prisoner woman? It's posted on 4chan sometimes as a long ass gif
If it makes you feel any better nonnie
I'm in the same boat with that fantasy too kek. And yes, I hate myself for it too.
nonita i used to read so many petplay fics. i don't want to see a woman being treated like a pet, but there's something about a man wearing a collar and being made to kneel… sneaking the collar under a turtleneck or a scarf because he wants to feel owned in public as well.>>283692
there's something attractive about self-harm scars on a well put together, seemingly normal person (male or female imo). genderspecials and neon haired dumpy women look even more hideous to me if they have scars, but someone who looks like a model or an attractive normie revealing dozens of cuts under their clothes does it for me. maybe it's the intimacy/secrecy
do you masturbate regularly to it? you've conditioned yourself. you have to stop masturbating to it, and may completely have to for a longer period. Then only do so when focused on the sensation alone, and on different fantasies. Getting a good vibrator or sex toy can help.
understanding why you developed a mental association between men abusing women and sexual pleasure takes time, stopping and changing how i masturbated came first for me.
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honestly i just want to peg a guy but not just any guy, a man that considers himself to be one of those alpha athletic jock types. the idea of him losing himself completely and turning into a submissive fucktoy gets me going so much. i hope i’ll be able to do it one day..
Yes, the one with Negev. I like it but I prefer stuff with more words. To be fair I don't masturbate thinking about random holocaust survivors and their suffering, I just use their testimonies to have a more accurate picture of things that might have happened in concentration camps. I get so deep into my fantasies that if something is totally historically unaccurate it really upsets me.>>284806
That is fucked up kek. I've never been in a situation where I was malnourished but I feel like my life is just constant suffering and me having to push through to survive, that's why I relate to Jews in concentration camps. Sometimes I put myself more in the POV of the prisoner, because the idea of someone helping you and taking care of you and letting you rest is so appealing (even if they basically want to rape you and treat you like shit). Sometimes I put myself more in the POV of the guard because I like the idea of being in complete control of the life and death of another human being.
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I think a lot about one particular scene: I am kneeling in front of a woman sitting in a chair, she holds my my neck with one hand and hits my face with the other hand and I rubbing against her shin. but the whole situation is not in some kind of "cruel humiliation watch online for free" porn style, but in a kind of loving sense. how she likes to hurt me and she likes that I like it when she hurts me, and vice versa. how I am her precious find and we have a deep emotional connection. maybe in the process she calls me affectionate names and praises for my patience.
bonus points if she's a lanky brunette, bonus points if she dresses like a stereotypical academy woman and wears glasses (damn I miss my ex).
just submission without emotional connection does not in itself work for me, although it would make my life much easier.
not that i felt ashamed of this fantasy, i lost my sense of shame en route to my thirtieth birthday lol. I think I'm more ashamed of wanting emotional connection because I've come out of a "work over people, mind over flesh" environment and that makes me ashamed of emotional needs.
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>My clit watching me reach for my vibrator while pulling up clips of Lady Dimitrescu’s boss fight.
I like her a lot. Not in the same way scrotes do, they like her “human” form. I want to fuck the dragon.
The love of my life has recently decided he wants to move states to be with me but for the moment we're long distance and christ, the fantasies I'm having.
Our sex is so good and he's the first person I've truly, wholly trusted with my body. I've had so much trauma from previous partners but something about his kind, calming presence just makes me feel totally at peace. He couldn't hurt a fly, I know he catches and releases insects even.
When we first had a fling a few years ago we were both in a space where we weren't ready for a relationship, having both just broken up with long term partners. I was openly dating around at the time (something I regret) and he is very, very monogamous, so it kind of fizzled out.
This time round though, I want no one but him, and it's made me develop an embarrassing kink for being owned by him. I want him to tell me "you're mine" all the time. I want to completely serve him. Never in my life have I wanted to submit to a scrote and let them have any power over me, but the thought of completely handing my body over to him makes me wet as all hell. I want to show my chaste dedication to him, I want to prove I want no one else. Anyone who knows me would not expect this from me in the slightest as I've always been quite free and untethered. I want a bracelet only he can unlock, a choker is too cringe. I want to serve him and please him and tell him my body is his. It's ridiculous how dedicated I am to this.
The thought of him grabbing my pussy and asking me who's it is, telling him it's all his. This is honestly so embarrassing for me nonnies, I've completely melted into a pile of mush.
>>285043>I have the habit of fantasizing about anime characters and self inserting via another character who looks a tiny bit like me, it's so bad
there's literally nothing wrong with or shameful about this.>i blame maladaptive daydreaming
I doubt you really have it, but even if you do, honestly, it sounds like bullshit to me and it's not even recognized as a disorder AFAIK but I digress.
aint fuckin around. I think onyxia has a sexy voice so i cant be throwin stones in glass houses for being into dragon women kek
Tell him all this nona. No matter what some radfems may say in this situation you actually have all the control. You can always say stop and a good Dom does actually care about their sub. Shocker to some I know.
I think the bracelet idea is also beautiful and you could even go so far as to have something engraved on the inside that only the two of you understand for an added touch. As a collar hipster I understand not wanting to be lumped in with the rest.
Honestly I read a lot of myself in your post and just wanted to encourage you to enjoy this fantasy even if down the road it doesn't still do it for you or things change just fucking enjoy it now!
>he is very, very monogamous
You saying this makes me think he would appreciate the message of devotion and love from you expressing this fantasy. Men love to feel secure in their relationship and in power even if it's somewhat an illusion.
Sorry for the blog, seeing these rare posts give me hope.
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please tell me im not the only nona here into boot/shoe worship. i wanna make some loser lick dirt and blood off my platforms.
I kinda have a formal shoe/boot kink. I love wearing boots and looking at men wearing beautiful formal leather shoes with a full suit or even just trousers. Now that you mention it, I wouldn't do the worshipping/licking boots myself, but I'd love to make a man lick mine for sure. They look so cute and pathetic doing it.
It would be even better if the guy cleaning my boots with his tongue were wearing formal clothes and a pair of shiny dress shoes. Oh great, that actually made me aroused. Thanks nonny, you gave me a new favorite fantasy.
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I have a thing for combat boots and men's formal leather shoes, both wearing them myself and seeing someone else wear them. I wouldn't call it a shoe fetish per se because I'm not turned on by the shoes themselves, but seeing an attractive person wear the right kind of boots makes him / her instantly 100x more attractive to me.
I wouldn't lick shoes myself but making a man lick my shoes sounds like a good idea.
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i'm not sure if i would call it a fetish but i have a thing for married men, not sure why but it's probably a self esteem issue. like you have a wife you should be loyal to yet you want me? damn
i have to admit that's kinda hot but it would be even hotter if she smashed his head against the mirror and kicked his teeth in and he'd have to beg for his life spitting out blood while her pressing a mirror shard against his carotid artery.
i'm sick in the head kek.
samefag but i went and watched the movie to feed my sick fantasy and there's at least actually a scene where he gets stabbed in the throat with a pen.
Ok i think i've developped a new fetish i couldn't bear dying without trying it but i don't know how and i think it'll stay buried in my head unless the stars align themselves for it
I want to be in a throuple (me, another girl and a moid) where the man is the bitch. I want the girl to be a radfem like me and i want us to laugh at the scrote behind his back, bond over using him like a sextoy, etc. When you think about it scrotes have this fantasy but really it puts them in a position of weakness, it's two women against one male, in any argument who will back up his scrotish ways? No one, we'd be two women against him, alone. We know how misogynistic men are so one woman is never enough for them to shut the fuck up because they don't value our opinions as much, but if the moid is all alone what the fuck will he do? He'll shut his mouth, especially because he wouldn't want to lose the privilege of having two women.
I want to live like that, but i'd have to find a woman to have an unbreakable bound with, wouldn't want her to turn into a pickme around the scrote. Obviously she would have to be sexually attracted to me and me to her, too, so we could also have sex without the moid.
Also recently i've come to love the idea of slapping a moid in the face during sex, not even in a specific femdom scenario, say he fucks me missionnary style, and i just start slapping his face lmao that sounds so exciting
I know i've been dying thinking about it, i just lay in bed at night and imagine all the fun i could have, i imagine so many scenarios.
Really it's the ultimate position of power for us women, you just outnumber the scrote so he's a minority in his own relationship. He thinks he won the lottery so he stays but really we control it all. Also i wouldn't want a naturally submissive moid, like the ones interested in femdom. It's less fun if he already gets off to the idea of being lesser than us. Just a normal moid who has the dumb fantasy of being with two women, let him think he's won it all.
Also men are so emotionally dangerous to us when we're in a traditional couple, you always end up miserable, gaslighted, unhappy. But if another woman is here with you?? Not only do i think you are less likely to get hurt by the scrote because he's not your everything, even if it happens you have the other woman with you to back you up, love you, comfort you. And she understands you because she's a based woman like yourself.
I don't know recently i feel like i NEED a ride or die woman in my life and i'd be unstoppable. I feel like the emotional bond with a scrote can never be the same as the one with a woman, but at the same time i like dick so the throuple solution is really the perfect disposition for me. Ah, i can only dream…
Yes, it was actually a decent movie. Always a bonus because now i don't have to admit that i watched it for coom kek. He absolutely got what he fucking deserved and it was so good. Also the ending where he coughs blood
thank you filmmakers for giving me this moment.>>286346>>286353
Nona please marry me.
ayrt and this is so sweet nonnie
, thank you for your well thought out response. The idea of engraving something on the lock is so cute too, I'll have to bring that up with him. He's actually quite vanilla and I don't really plan to get too kinky, just moreso make it known to him that he does have my whole heart, and I'm really giving myself to him.
I did tell him all of this as well, and he responded very well, he thinks it's pretty hot I want him this much, given he has a fairly low self esteem too.
My other fetish is that I love when a guy is sweaty. Especially his dick. I don't know why, but the smell of it after a guy's been exercising is intoxicating to me. On a psychological level, I think it makes the guy seem stronger and more manly to me as well.
I have a fantasy about being groped by a huge buff guy at the gym who's done with his workout. He'd find a spot and fuck my face while I revel in his cock's smell
Are you me, I'm >>286249
and I also love sweaty men, especially when my boyfriend has worked hard and smells down there. He showers every day, but when he comes home, he'll often let me sniff and suck him off before he showers. I have never tried 69ing with my ass being eaten, but I definitely need to try. I also love blowjobs and I love teasing him and showing off how I know exactly what to do. I feel like I'm very primal in my fantasies, I'm not really kinky, but I love sex often and I like the primalness of it.
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Just watched this dude's YouTube video where he made butter by shaking a jar of milk. He kept talking while he was out of breath and it made me very confusingly turned on.
I want my OC to rape a man in the ass with those German stick grenades after violently plucking the entirety of his body hair with tweezers which tear tiny bits of his corrupt whore flesh out with each individual hair pulled. (What, did you think a boy could walk around with a nasty hairy hole and not face divine punishment for it?) When she’s done, she would blow him up by probing the machine in his ass with a ten foot pole. I know there wouldn’t be any remains left but I’m horny and it’s MY fantasy so I get to decide what happens. He would ideally be considered the white boy of the month like Harry Styles or that marvel faggot who looks like he’s holding a frog in his mouth so the press would pay me for the photos. Just one pathetically flat pale ass lying on the floor all by himself as the rest of his body has totally evaporated into debris! The force of the explosion would’ve left a small crater in the forest floor, so she could skip the digging a grave part and bury the cheeks in less than 15 minutes but that would be too merciful. She would instead pluck out his (no longer tingly) tingly winky out of his ass with the aforementioned pair of tweezers and mail it to his father in a a bag of roasted chickpeas. His old man has always been a retarded deathfat so I doubt he would stop for a moment and consider he might have just chomped on his dead son’s prostate as he bites into a particularly gross and soggy chickpea.
What I’m embarrassed of is that I honestly don’t find the type of man I just described attractive at all, but I let my hatred blind me. It’s only the suffering and pain that entertains me in this scenario, not the male himself.
What I would actually love to do is turn an office boy into a crackwhore. I would first have him become financially dependent on me and then start cutting off his crack supply little by little. He would have to eat me out until I’m dry to get a filthy chicken nugget served to him in a doggy bowl. Or he doesn’t get to eat. It’s not a problem for me, I love skinny boys. I love how they are permanently collared by dainty bones. I love plump musclepigs, if he sustains his weight, if he makes me cum 16 times for 16 soggy nuggies, I’m still winning. And he’s still whoring himself out for crack and fast food.
As a principle, I am strictly against buying men things. Sadly, I don’t think he would have any money left when I’m done with him so I would have to finance this myself- I would buy juvederm in the pound and go wild with it. Make his now gaunt and hallow face resemble the plump pig he once was, make his cheeks puffy and pink again and start building up from there. I would fix his papercut lips, give them form and function, sculpt a new man out of the flesh of another, become his second creator; second mother, second god. I would eventually turn him into an abominable alien because I can’t be trusted to know when to stop. He would end up looking like a mentally ill faggot, kinda like Pete Burns with his wiener lips ready to burst open although no man in my proximity is allowed to be a faggot. Him eating me out would start feeling like scissoring, he couldn’t bite my shit even if he wanted to, his overfilled lips would halt any protrusion significant enough to cause damage. If by some biblical miracle I start feeling bad for him, I would burn a sewing needle at the stovetop until it’s red but not yet soft and start popping away. Obviously it wouldn’t work, he would just bleed out. But I think it’s enough to show my goodwill!
I get it, he involuntarily made a very female gazey video kek.
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i really want to fuck my bf while we're covered in fake blood but i feel like it would be too inconvenient to do irl without being really awkward with setting / cleaning everything up
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>>287315>kinda like Pete Burns
I love de/g/enerates
when my bf gets really overwhelmed or we're arguing alot, he'll start to hit himself and/or cry. something about him punishing himself and feeling bad is so sexy/satisfying. i love it when he cries and verbally degrades himself. especially in a non-sexual context. it turns me on to know that i have the power to always get him into this state, i just chose not to because i know its bad for him. i know hes actually distressed when he does this so i always try to comfort him or stop him from hurting himself.
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I have a low-key foot fetish. I’m not sexually turned on by feet themselves, but I wanna give a guy a foot massage. I’d prefer it if he’s wearing socks cause I think it looks more aesthetic kek. He doesn’t have to get off on it, I just like the submission/servitude aspect of it. I’ve always been afraid to bring it up with guys I’ve been with tho, because I feel most would be weirded out.
Lol that's too funny that we're both so similar. Sweaty cock gang rise up
Definitely trying 69ing with your ass being eaten though. It's the only thing better than having a dick in your mouth
Kek me when I was like 9 >>287592
I wish this was real
He is gonna end up beating you, just saying. Men aren't uwu dumb himbos poor widdle babies.
I like you nonna, the way you view your relationship sounds based as fuck. Keep at it. Bully him. Control him.
But also be careful because i think other nonnies might be right. Sometimes mentally unstable pussies become violent, and when they do, it's the worst kind of violence like they almost kill you because they've bottled up anger.
But pls bully him still, i like to know women are in the wild bullying men, helps me sleep peacefully at night
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This moment in US imperialist history kinda slayed tbh
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>>287799>and i wish he would hit me cus i have a thing for that too
unbased, I don't like you anymore
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god i fucking love pierced dicks so much i wanna fuck a guy with a jacobs ladder
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greco-roman aesthetics, specifically involving twinks… nothing else does it for me the way they do
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Anyway what I'd give to whip a delicate man across his slender, small shoulders until welts form and gently bleed down his back. His hair will get heavy from the blood and I'll unstick it and move his locks to the front and kiss the tears from his eyes, letting him rest on his stomach while I get the alcohol rub and pour it over his wounds. He will scream one last time, but it will soon be all over and he can lick fruit juices from the palm of my hand as a treat.
What about eyelashes sticking together from all the tears?>>288305
I'm really ashamed of this one, and I haven't done it. But part of me thinks being a cuckquean would be hot. I have a few reasons for being ashamed:
#1: The reason I think it's hot is unironically because it would make my fiance seem more masculine or cool if I saw him fuck other women. I already think he's cool and hot, and I already like it when women express interest in him and knowing that he's mine. Something about seeing him have sex with them is the perfect encapsulation of how much they like him and how desirable he is. I feel like this reason is embarrassing but I can't put my finger on why.
#2: I think I'd feel really about using another woman for sex.
#3: If we were to ever do it, I wouldn't want to be some sort of cringey unicorn hunter.
#4: It just feels like it would be disrespectful to him for him to fuck another woman in front of me, like I'd be devaluing myself or our relationship.
#5: It seems like a stupid thing to do, especially as he & I age… it seems like a pretty obvious outlet to eventually get cucked out of a relationship.
Make fun of me all you want. I haven't done it, but I'd find it really hot if not for all my reservations.
samefagging, but I made dumb word-omission mistakes
*I think I'd feel really bad about using
*disrespectful to me for him to
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This one isn't anything outrageous, but I feel like it's such a porn meme so I'm embarrassed as fuck. I've been seeing a guy I'm really attracted to, so I'm acting kinda dick drunk whenever I've been with him. He's an electrician and this morning I saw him for the first time in his work pants (his are a little more fitted than pic related) and it looked so hot with all the tools etc., I couldn't stop staring at his bum. I don't wanna be a weirdo about it because it's his job (how do you even do sexy electrician roleplay kek), but it's hard.
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I guess tentacle porn is very common so I’m not sure if this is even much of a big deal. But I’m sexually aroused by razor clams, bivalves and squid. Octopuses not so much, because they’re intelligent and I think it’s cruel to engage in sex acts with them. They also have sharp beaks.
But I’d be lying if I haven’t thought of going down to a fishmongers and buying some clams to wiggle on my vagina. Before any vegans bite my head off, I have no interest in eating or killing these creatures. I just really want to feel one squirming around on my clit, it looks like it would feel really good.
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Great, now I’m horny again.
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major difference being is that skeet ulrich was actually attractive and no school shooters are ever attractive and neither was christian slater
>>288878>i guess my brain just kinda goes into monkey-mode like "he can handle all of these tools with his bare hands, so talented, so masculine, perfect".
YES this is exactly how I feel, I’m so glad you understand anon. Also I’m not very practical or dexterious myself (not for lack of trying), so I admire those skills in other people. And I like to imagine other ways his handiness can be used kek. >>288901
This is prefect, your description made me a bit flustered tbh. So cute.
I also like that he’s probably not rinsing his work clothes very often, so they’re soaking up all that masculine body odor/crust haha..
I get that he is gentle and treats you kindly, but if he's really as nice as he says he wouldn't want to dominate you.>I've had so much trauma from previous partners
As most submissive and/or masochistic women do.
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go back to 4chan and stay there scrote
I make my boyfriend let me watch him pee. He gets really shy and flustered, he's really embarrassed by it, which I find amusing because men stand up to pee because they all think they're so macho or whatever. That's about the extent of that kink for me, though.
I'm ashamed of the fact that despite my boyfriend having had a vasectomy, we like to pretend we're husband and wife and trying to get pregnant together. Men are such pickmes and they love the idea of being picked that way
Oh he’s the faggot “straight” male friend groups pass around like a communal chew toy after a couple drinks. He doesn’t want to share him with you! Little jealous skank.
Have fun with your fantasy, I think he would be into it.
>>290436>Little jealous skank.
I mean I kinda hope he would. He likes it when I pet his butt, but says he is not used to it, surely a sign of suppressed homosexual urges. Your comment is making me unironically excited, just something about my bf seeming so "straight"/manly that I want him to get dominated by another guy and act a little bit gay.
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if you want something more "fetishy" that i'm into that's embarrassing, i really like the concept of fuck machines, but only if i have complete control of it whether by a remote/manual controls. i think it came from going to pilates lessons with my mom when i was little and seeing all the borderline fetish gear restraints there and it awakened something in me. actually upon reflection, pilates equipment in general might be a kink for me.
empowering isn't the right word i guess, i didn't really mean it in the libfem sense. i've had men be violent towards me during sex before and i guess it just scratches an itch in my brain to want to hurt them back. so i guess a better word would be like revenge? sadism? i dont really know how to describe the feeling. i don't watch porn so i don't really know what "hard" femdom looks like but slapping and choking my bf excites me but i feel bad because having those things done to me traumatized me hence being ashamed. the stomach punching anon also piqued my interest but im just kind of dipping my toes in and dont know where to start or go, or where my limits are yet.>>291041
excellent idea nonna, apparently these machines cost thousands of dollars though…haha…not that i've looked it up or anything…
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not really a fetish or ashamed of it, but i wish i was an attractive intense exotic woman back in the 60s to 80s where i could be like a beautiful international spy who seduces and is seduced by beautiful men (doesn’t even have to be typically attractive men, just the vibe i have more power over them is hot). i’ve always liked the 60s film modesty blaise and austin powers lol. but i wish i looked like and had the dominance of a woman straight out of a helmut newton photograph.
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i also just in general love 20th century european glamour. on the sex side, i think seducing a very uptight conservative guy would be fun. but only if he’s sweet and cute like a mister rogers type, like pushing him up against the wall and having my way with him reluctantly, excited that i’m making him destroy his reputation.
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the unrealistic fantasies thread is dead, so i’m just gonna agree with the above nonnies that nancy grossman is a gigastacy and i would like my attractive international 70s spy persona to wrap guys up like this
Military uniforms. I hate war and what they represent, but damn, I love a good looking guy sharply dressed in an uniform. I love Prussian, Red Army, etc. And well, Nazi uniforms. However, the thing is that they have to be a bit anachronistic in appearance, for example, they must be clean shaved with short and combed hair, etc. Modern uniforms don't do much for me, though. Though I saw a pic of some Bundeswehr solidiers and they looked very cute
>>291452>Modern uniforms don't do much for me, though.
Same. I blame Hetalia.>>291179
there's a sexual fantasies thread you could post your unshameful fantasies in
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My boyfriend got me into body armor since he's such a sperg about guns. I was already into the concept of uniforms and masks in general, I didn't really focus on military gear until recently.
I wouldn't mind getting my boyfriend horny while he's in gear like pic attached and hearing him breathe harder and moan through the mask. I love the more futuristic designs.
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Omg yes nonny
, I find military uniforms extremely attractive too. I like modern uniforms more than historical ones personally, especially when they're form fitting hehe.
, there is something very sexy about the mask outlining his face (I am blind kek, though he was a mannequin at first). The boots, and how he is fully clothed. That image is way more erotic than if he was naked, and I mean it.
Tfw when no nordic soldier bf
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NTA but I watched this on your recommendation, nonna. Holy shit, it was so good
and checked so many of my boxes. I hope you wake up with the smoothest skin tomorrow.
Which race? Spill the beans, nona.>>292129
NTA, but I have that fantasy
Call me a whore but I have this race thing with black guys>>291452
Football uniforms get me wet. They make the guy look sooo much bigger
As a fujo I want a big black man paired with what >>292161
eh the abusive
culture being normalized and those shitty shaved haircuts aren't really 'god tier' imo..
she already confessed in >>292149
Jokes on you, nonnie
but the shitty haircut makes it better
This but the other way around. Come get me pregnant nonnie
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Never found the idea of normal sex appealing, but i really wish to peg a power bottom man.
As if not being able to feel him or cum in him wasn't bad enough… how adorable it would be if he would tease me because of it, i want to fail to make a man taste his own medicine and feel the absence of the physical pleasure i'm trying to imitate.
I can't even hide it from my dreams, but then again i'm just a normal girl that wouldn't even give that impression so maybe i'm condemned to stay a virgin forever.
I want an inuyasha demon to crawl in my bed and sniff me and lick me and then he could keep his long robe on while I whip his peen out (it’s a human dong) and we have sex missionary, don’t come at me and say it is boring,
I scratch his back and comb through his gorgeous long hair and he groans (Richard Ian cox VA noises) throughout and he’s like “oh nona, this was all I ever needed” he is so sexy and evil. I’d fuck sesshomorou too, but with him it’d be less intimate, I’d probably let him hit it from the back and no t much affection during foreplay, just head and making out.
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Inuyasha is suuuuper immature tho and like I said hes messy as hell. I love Sesshomaru's stoic and quiet personality. You know hes probably a freak in the sheets.
This being said, I am also a Kougafag lol
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I need to vent this, I know it's moid tier.
For some reason a supplement I was taking dampens my libido, and now that I reduced my intake I KNOW this is true.
She came back with a vengeance and now I've got weird fucking fetishes again. Nothing too bad, just impossible irl and not as normal as I'd prefer. Specifically I'm finally coming (heh) to terms with the fact that I'm an agalmatophiliac, mainly if the object is sentient in some way. I'm a doll collector and have been in denial of this aspect of my interest for…10 years, shit.
I think it's the control aspect, the body horror possibilities, and size difference that appeal to me. I'll always eat up size difference (within reason) so this follows, I guess. Just imagine having a literal living doll or mannequin boyfriend who relies on you and is at your mercy, nonas. He has no blood and no organs, and you can remove all of his limbs…real, human men lack appeal, but this does it for me to an alarming degree. He's just not sexy unless he's in the uncanny valley.
Fortunately I am a harmless and law-abiding sex pervert.>>294194
Evening primrose oil. Supposedly it affects hormones (raises progesterone), and in my anecdotal experience it lowered my libido but also caused hair loss. It also left the things I actually cared about (acne and period flow) unchanged.
In others I hear the opposite things happen, if anything at all.
, same. I value my body too much, but I think that's why the idea of letting go and fattening up is such a turn on
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I think I have a fetish for bandages, of the white wrap type that you always see in anime, edgy vent art and whatnot, and the eye patch is truly the cherry on top of the degen cake. Whether it's on myself or on somebody else doesn't matter.
Mind you I am not a sadist, or a masochist, or even very sexual at all. It's just, idk, a special kind of satisfaction. I don't fantasize about the injury that's in there, much less the accident that led to it and especially not the pain and trauma, and the fetish doesn't extend to things like casts and braces. For me it's really about the feeling of safety, healing and good care.
Maybe it's the metaphorical wound of my crippling depression that I want to heal, maybe it's not that deep and I'm just an edgelord. I can actually trace it all the way back but let's not blogpost any more than this>>293837
That's not scroteish at all anon it sounds pretty cool actually. I wish I was a man-eating demon, life is so unfair
I don't have a specific OC for this purpose, I make up a random model for each piece, but I have a hard time even coming up with drawings that don't involve a bandaged part sticking out of a skirt/sleeve or even just the eye patch. If I posted my art online people would probably assume I just can't draw the other eye.
I think the aesthetic aspect is a small but important part of the fetish and the reason why it's specifically the white ones that are appealing, they enhance the beauty of the person that wears them in a way, I find it so angelic looking personally. A form of admiration/worship is an important part of fetishism in general, it seems.
There's also a contrast of feeling and behavior, between the bandaged part which you have to be careful and touch only lightly and the actual flesh that you can kiss and touch more intensely, that's really erotic, whether on the giving or receiving end.
I'd like to play nurse a bit with someone… but not a hospital larp. It's a regular house, with a cozy little guest bedroom in which a fallen angel is being kept safely like an injured dove in a box, unbeknownst to the outside world, and taken good care of until they are healed…
It's retarded that there's so much porn that involves handjobs (to completion even), yet almost none of it involves rubbing clits. And if it's there, it just happens for 2 seconds, before the girl begs to be fingered or they just move onto PIV. Even in content created by women… How do all the women who write/draw this stuff happen to ignore the clit completely? Hello?
That being said, I'd love it if there was more porn/erotica of women humping men. Their legs, hands, feet, I don't care. Just the woman rubbing up against him and using him. Not as a way of teasing him, but purely for her own pleasure and orgasm.
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felt and im glad someone else said it
So true, need more humping porn>>294866
Me but at men
Something like only 30% of women in the US have ever experienced an orgasm. Add on top of that only a small fraction of those women orgasm from vaginal penetration.
Fuck this earth.
No way in hell only 30%
of american women have ever ogargasmed in their lives. Like, with PIV sex I can believe it, but EVER AT ALL? No way.
ooh another hypno kink anon. most of my fantasies are fairly cutesy after having read far too many creepy and rape stories in the past when I was younger. I like the idea of a villainess threatening and hypnotizing other women unless the heroine submits to her, and the heroine is embarrassed but really enjoys it and uses the idea of saving others as an excuse to engage in it. The villainess isn't truly evil, she's more playful though and really does love her.>>294888
I'm glad to be doing my duty to my country by flicking the bean and getting off.
i think being exposed to degenerate deviantart tier shit as a kid fucked with my developed because the only porn that turns me on and i masturbate to is feeder/weight gain shit. i've always been particular to those art sequences of girls gaining hundreds of pounds, growing into even immobile blob sizes. there's this one popular model i especially like (picrel) who was over 600lbs at her highest weight and i get so turned watching videos of her fat jiggling as she waddles around, being so wide she can't fit through doorways or easily stand up from her seat, needing two chairs to sit, getting out of breath from basic movements. and when i see her or other 350+lb women i'm not so much attracted to them as i am attracted to the thought of being that big. i'm currently thin now (130 lbs) and even at my highest weight i was 150lbs at 5'7, so like, mildly chubby. certainly nowhere close to the girls i fantasize about. of course i'm aware of the fact that being that massive would in reality be painful and exhausting and that the rest of society does not think needing to buy two plane tickets because your ass completely fills two economy tickets is sexy. plus i'm super neurotic about health issues, so despite being as coombrained as i am i fortunately don't think i'll be letting myself get to that size.
honestly? i kinda have a retard anachan mindset when it comes to my own body image and dieting to the point where i fetishized gigantic women, being attracted to the idea of completely giving up control and restriction and consuming endless amounts of decadent, delicious food. very hedonistic. never did i think i'd share this aspect of myself with anyone ever until my bf recently drunk texted me confessing me that he's a feeder. as someone with a lot of sexual experience i don't get flustered easily but reading that text made me turn red and i couldn't think about anything else for the rest of the night. lol my fingers were trembling sending a text suggesting he could come over and hand feed me a pint of ice cream. it sounds weird, but indulging in this fetish has actually been beneficial for my body image.
my bf is very wealthy and has a lot of status because of job and the self-imposed pressure of trying to resemble how i thought a rich man's girlfriend should look was exacerbating the pre-existing bone rattling. the first time he affectionately touched the bit of pudge around my lower belly that i wanted nothing more to get rid of my entire life almost singlehandedly cured any lingering body dysmorphia. yes, i know, basing your body image on moid's approval is absolutely retarded, but it's less that and more… viewing my body in a different way? like, oh, maybe i'm not a gigantic disgusting whale a la shayna clifford. my belly is soft and cute.
i think i'll let myself gain like 30 lbs or so just to see how it feels to be bigger. maybe combine it with lifting and exercise to build some muscle and maintain a flattering shape.
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mfw forgot picrel
And honestly, I don't get it either. I don't doubt a good chunk of women like PIV, but to like it so much it's all you write about? Too many women mold their sexualities around what pleasures men more instead of themselves. Sex can be so sensual, but they reduce it to PIV just like men do.
This convo has made me rethink the ways I write smut. I think part of the reason I focused so much on PIV is because I wish
it was satisfying and pleasurable on the receiving end. There are lots of theoretical reasons why it should be great, none of which we tend to experience IRL— but it's possible in fiction. So instead of writing something true to women's real life preferences, I just create a world in which those preferences don't matter. That's probably because of the female socialisation, moulding my ideas of pleasure around mens' tastes. Maybe instead of wishing I could enjoy what moids want, I can make a world where men go absolutely crazy for rubbing women off.
All my smut recently has men going down on women but never getting any themselves in return and they're all happy just to please the women so it's not even an issue.
I came to the same thought process as you some time ago when I was talking to some other girls and we realized that there's not many fics focused on female pleasure without piv being involved. >>294917
Do it nonnie
. There needs to be more of us.
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I couldn't tell you how it happened, but me and my boyfriend seamlessly, without prior communication, started roleplaying this morning. Neither of us have expressed interest in this specific RP but things just flowed. I was rubbing his lap and he started squirming in a particularly submissive way I haven't really seen him do before. He was like "it feels weird" "why is it so hard?" and I was immediately like, wow, is he initiating an age play sort of scene? It evolved into me being a older woman role and him being a teen virgin I was gently and sweetly taking advantage of. I was telling him that his erection was normal and healthy and saying things like, "this is what bodies are for" and 'teaching' him how to have sex with me while he acted really shy and flustered. In my mind I was pretending he was a particularly sheltered 18 year old and I was in my mid 30s. Honestly, it was the hottest sex I've possibly ever had. I think the hottest part is a bit meta- like how he initiated being submissive and put me in the role of caretaker (I seriously don't know how I would have reacted if he had put me in the 'young' role, ehh) Him asking to hold his hands and guide him and take care of his feelings. Feeling extremely safe in exploring these kind of darker aspects of our fantasies. He was extremely good at acting and fully embodying the role. It was all very surprising to me because he's a turbonormie and I know he's not at all familiar with kink stuff outside of mainstream media. Nothing about it feel porny or coomer- it was just very sweet and sexy. Our sex has always been really great, albeit super vanilla PIV stuff. I've never seen him act submissive, so this just came totally out of left field; he took a really vulnerable leap of faith hoping I'd be into it and it paid off 100%. If he had came to me and discussed it prior it would have toned down some of that excitement. I'll stop spergging now, I'm still coming down from the high.
I literally fantasize about having a very cute German colleague/friend and being enamored by his accent, looks and foreign culture, he has a slight crush on me too. We get closer and one day I walk into him doing the nazi salute/wearing a nazi armband/saying heil hitler and so the blackmail starts from that. The fantasy is not too rapey, he reluctantly consents. At first I ask him to do the salute naked and take pics, then wear the full uniform and have sex with me after that. I taunt and make fun of him and telling how much of a disgusting nazi scum he is and he loves it. That it is his destiny and how we know all Germans deep down have a Nazi inside them.
Sounds shitty writing but it is hot for me.
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I feel like I'm running into the risk of sounding like a troonbian larper, but I'm straight but having my face squished into one of my friends boobs when the four of us were cuddling like a pile of cats kinda did something for me
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I hate that I read these.
Nonnitas you should be very ashamed.
The holocaust-chan one was too much even for me nona kek>>295388
, at least the humiliating Nazis part should balance things, no?
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Any other bi/les girl here have a homophobia kink??? I love the thought of getting dominated by a taller, conventionally attractive girl who bullies me for being attracted to girls but then fucks me behind closed doors, telling me how much of a gross faggot I am for enjoying it.
Also into DDLG/ageplay, specifically the humilation parts. I want to be bottle-fed by a daddy dom and be treated like I'm a fragile, innocent little girl but also like I'm a desperate slut.
On the same topic, I fucking love omorashi. I don't like diaper shit but more as a thing of someone having control over me. And someone pissing on me as a way of asserting dominance, just a good ol' golden shower. I have a genuine piss kink.
The closest thing to a homophobia kink is that I fantasize about cucking a hot gay guy for his hot crush. Like, I wish there was the equivalent of those shitty anti-yuri ugly fat bastard hentai for moids but it's a woman and she essentially fucks the soft submissive boy in a popular yaoi pairing and ruins him with the sheer power of her mighty pussy clench, making him never want to go back to cock ever again and becoming the woman's boy-toy. While the other man in the pairing can only seethe with a mix of anger of being cucked but also jealously of wanting to experience how good the pussy is that it was enough to mind break his friend.
What you typed is kind of gross though, though I guess I can't say considering what I've just typed. My apologies.
What you posted isn't nearly as bad as what that other poster said.
On the topic of piss kinks though, I used to like the idea of pissing on and being pissed on. Thankfully I stopped wanting the latter, now I just wanna piss on a man kek
! Most men are ugly to me anyway so the only thing that gets me off anymore is imagining it's a cute guy moaning when I listen to these.
I’m not sure if this fetish has a name, so I just call it a reverse pregnancy scare fantasy.
It’s starts off consensual. He’s a regular scrote, preferably someone I know peripherally, and we’re just casually hooking up. He’s inexperienced in being dom'ed, but curious enough to let me do it. He’s tied up to my bed and I start riding him, but once we get into it I let it slip I’m not on contraception, telling him how much I love him and want him to impregnate me so we can have a baby together and so on. This guy is sane enough to not let his dick get the better of him, and is now terrified and holding on to dear life trying not to cum but it feels so good, while I ride him like a BPD-chan, using is cock to get myself off over and over again.
Sadly I don’t want kids, so this sort of rp would be way too risky irl.
Anon is a retard but I wouldn't blame young vulnerable mentally ill women and girls for what MALES have done throughout all of history>why is there such an overlap between masochism and ugly old scrotes
Masochistic women have a high probability of having sexual trauma and needless to say they suffer from extremely low self-esteem which is why manipulative scrotes predate on them>>296035>I don’t feel like I can trust young guys with BDSM stuff because they’re all pornsick
And you're not pornsick for wanting to practice BDSM so desperately? kek. Yeah I know you suffered from trauma but it's not like you can't make an effort to change your fetish to something less dangerous at least>they’re all pornsick, troon risks, or psychopathic if they express an interest at this age.
Older males are just as pornsick, potential troons and psychopathic, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yes, I have genuine attraction to ugly older men, it’s shameful. Maybe they were sleezebags when I was freshly 18 but in the case of the incident I posted about, I suck him out as opposed to the other way around. I know, scrotes bad and I couldn’t possibly understand the Machiavellian mind games any man over 30 is suddenly capable of but maybe, I had some agency and had the sort of casual sex I was specifically interested in having. Plus he was cute and he left me for a woman his age.
I don’t watch, read, or listen to pornography. Objectively can’t be pornsick. I just like getting hurt and the things I like are categorically safe, just a little weird.
I am not desperate to practice 80s style hardcore BDSM, I just want a sane, age appropriate boyfriend who is ok with hitting me with a stick sometimes.
On old guys being as bad as young ones: Young guys are a wild card and much more likely to fall into the categories I described. Older guys can be gross in a lot of ways but I think at least a portion of them hold onto generational shame so that they don’t go too far onto any of those avenues. Not going to disagree but ime rates are lower/lower risk of being surprised.
You’re very much not alone nonnie
! I suspect this fetish might be more common than we think but it’s obviously cringe af to admit.
Like you I’ve never talked to someone about this before so I’d love to ask you a few questions if you’re comfortable answering:>How long did you know you were into this?>Do you identify more with gainers or encouragers?>How does it affect your irl dating?>Do you have ED history too?>What do you like about it and what do you hate about it?
>>296281>how long did you know you were into this?
maybe three or four years, maybe a few more than that >gainers or encouragers
the former>irl dating
i'm a virgin. I have been on dates with a handful of women though. I've never told anyone (or gotten close enough with another girl to even think about it)>do you have ED history?
no not really. vaguely afraid of actually gaining a lot of weight but I've never starved myself over it
I have this fetish too! I know for a fact that I got it from watching the totally spies episode where clover got fat as a kid. That show should never have aired on television tbh it exposed so many people to degeneracy too soon.
I ended up liking more minor weight gain than the show depicted, on both women and men. I have it kind of both ways: I would usually self insert as the woman or lust after the men, depending on who was described or drawn in the stories I read. I especially love stories with a bullying/shame element (probably because I’m so ashamed of it irl). I am a switch in general so imagining a hot skinny guy bullying me or me bullying a formerly hot guy that’s gained weight is top tier
it’s my deepest darkest secret, I would actually kill myself if someone found out. I never developed anorexia but I have definitely been more dedicated to not gaining weight and having a hot gym body than others because I “don’t want to let the fetish win.” It’s almost more awful for me to gain weight because it’s not just about body image issues (which I do also have); I legit get scared that people will know I’m a gainer if I do.
I’ve tried to train myself out of it for years and I’m doing so much better. I was into normal sex stuff as well and had other fetishes but a good picture or story could legit get me off in like 3 minutes without having to touch myself. It’s definitely hard to give up those super fast orgasms and I’m sure it’s bad that I’m repressing it but it’s literally so degenerate and cringe that I can’t stand to be associated with it anymore. I actually went cold turkey on wg shit by imagining a friend seeing my search history kek. Unfortunately I still get dreams about gaining weight and being made fun of, and have intrusive thoughts about cute boys and girls with beer bellies.
I hung out with guy from my college last weekend at bars, and he still had a nice face but had put on a little bit of weight in a really good looking builtfat way. He was flirting with me a lot and it drove me up the wall to think about bullying him for it as we fucked and I was beginning to shame spiral about it this week so I just had to vent when I saw all these posts lol
I would never fess up to this fetish but I think some of my friends have their suspicions, I’ve gotten a few “oh so you’re into bigger guys” comments bc of who I’ve dated.
Current bf and I have lived together for a year and he’s gained some nice relationship weight. He doesn’t know about my fetish per se but has gotten really comfy with me thinking he’s handsome at his current weight and sometimes even asks me for belly rubs
ayrt with the longpost, I’m literally the same way - I'm pretty vanilla and the only other fetishes I have that are “weird” are devil’s threesomes and corruption. This is probably bad advice for other nonnies but personally I am trying to steer my wg fetish into the corruption lane because i like pretty much the same dynamics in both (shame/teasing/control) but it’s less deviantart-tier divorced from reality cringe and I can rely on my own imagination, rather than having to look up deranged wg hentai. It’s going ok. The best part is that I have finally figured out how to get the dynamics I like to work when having sex irl.
But it’s not easy!!! I’m haunted by the specter of the weight gain fetish still!!! I’ve officially been off deviantart and ao3 wg shit since I was 19 and 5 years later I still have dreams about eating too much and looking fat. I really hope they go away eventually…
I would say it’s still worth it to go cold turkey if you’re like me and you genuinely cannot see yourself acting it out irl and being happy. like I said, I actually would kms before I told a partner about it and it doesn’t really seem healthy either. The hardest part was just taking the first step, I was addicted to how fast/hard I could finish from seeing or reading this stuff and I had to learn how to get in touch with my body again. But I feel so much better about myself and my sex life after doing it: now that some of the fetish brainworms have disappeared I finally feel like I’m having sex as my real self. Finally, I’m not just a shell doing whatever the guy wanted in bed so he could get off and then going home to look at fat anime girls compilation 13 to actually get off. Yes, that was literally me when I was 18-19 and I would rather die than go back. So if you feel similarly, I would completely recommend blocking deviantart and other trigger
sites until you can exercise more self control and try to figure out other ways to redirect this urge
longpost cold turkey anon again and god that relationship sounds so good! I’m super jealous!!
I really just want a guy who let himself go a bit… I want to cuff one of the former hot frat guys at my school who are still cute in the face but haven’t realized they can’t eat and drink like they used to anymore
It is okay nonny
way back then i just to search for Nazi Germany x reader on deviantart over it though
>>296893>I find it so cute and I like having my chest played with
yeah same reasons I like it, too. I like having my nipples sucked both because of how the guy looks, because I have an oral fixation, and because it feels good for me.>I don't mind focusing on him sometimes and being "in control" of his reactions.
this too, sometimes I also like being the one who causes him to react in cute ways (it seems that some people don't get that)
I'm average height (5'3) but I prefer manlets too. Guys who are only a couple of cm taller than me are ideal. I like that our bodies are similar yet so different. Used to have a tall bf and sex was kinda awkward in some positions. I never have that problem with short guys lol.
I also think tall women are super attractive. They are not common around here, so I find them very striking. I really admire couples where the girl is tall and the guy is a manlet. >>296997>5'11" and have a thing for manlets too but they HAVE to look like a grown man and look strong or i find it creepy and degrading.
I'm not sure I'd find it degrading, but I prefer them looking like an adult too and be a bit strong/fit. I'm pretty basic and prefer masculine guys.
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i have a massive rape kink. sometimes when i’m not fantasizing about one of my animu twink muses getting raped half to death i fantasize about getting taken against my will until i bleed by some tall, muscular man. i hate myself. a lot
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i love seeing guys humiliated/dominated/in pain. i don’t really care who’s hurting them either, be it a man or a woman. i especially love it when the person getting tortured is an antagonistic character, particularly if they are deserving of it. its so hot to me to see a once powerful man getting exactly what he deserves.
Ayrt. Now that I think about it, the similarities enhance the differences, don't they? Like, of course a guy who is 6'2 is going to be stronger than me in most cases, but for some reason it's super exciting to me when a guy who shares my height is so much stronger/heavier etc. >>297115
Kek I feel you>>297119
This is so wholesome to me, thank you for sharing anon
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hnng yessss. i want them to slowly realize that they have no power, that nothing they can do can change their situation. especially when he’s about to get raped.
what can i say, i’m horrible.
i've had a medfet/torture (not exactly snuff because i'm too scared of death kek) fetish since puberty and it's only gotten stronger since. like, i used to be able to get off to rape or even dubcon audio porn which is at least semi normal but at some point i stopped caring about sex again and went back to jerking it to evil doctor asmr rp on youtube. at least i'm self aware enough to cringe at the idea of acting it out irl.>>297216
that's fucked nonnie
but i can see how it's hot ngl
I'm with you on this nonnie
, I have no love for trannies but I would like to be able to have a huge dick whenever I so choose. unlike troons I don't let my weird sexual interest become my entire world, but that is what separates people (women) from animals (men)
Oh anon how I wish that was me! I don’t like the word cucking as it’s too scrotey but there really isn’t one to describe our perspective. I’m not really a cartoon-fucker but the Nancy/John Redcorn moments from king of the hill catapulted me into fetish territory. I honestly don’t care about the guy being cucked most of the time but deliciously painful exceptions are present too.
Vidrel is literally responsible for all of this!
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If you just like the average shonen anime protagonist, that's not Shota even if they're supposed to be 12 years old.
This isn't shota, nor is stuff like Jojo's bizarre adventure or the sorts.
My issue with moids and some people fetishizing teenagers, is that they focus so much on the age of the characters and the setting that they ignore the actual fetish fuel shit that moids create with obviously overly sexualized characters like your average anime in a highschool setting that tells you the age, height and weight of anime girls with ridiculously huge boobs and short skirts flailing around and shouting retarded onomatopoeias to attract a boring ass main character with a 2deep4u plot to justify some pantishots and nipples on camera.
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I really LOVE the bizarre porn content made by fujoshis/tifs/just edgy girls, but even the most normal porn made by moids makes my brain rot.
Not her but I’m in the same boat, except I’m into fat moids and wanted to answer your questions too.
>How long did you know you were into this?
As early as I can remember. I used to draw scribbles of characters getting fat from the candy room in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when I was like four. >Do you identify more with gainers or encouragers?
Encourager, specifically at moids. I can masturbate to women but I have no interest in them outside the fetish. >How does it affect your irl dating?
All four of my ex boyfriends have been fat. I did tell my friend who I briefly dated but rejected me that I had thought he was cute because he was chubby and basically caused him to get an eating disorder which I feel bad about. >Do you have ED history too?
Not quite but I’ve been on the cusp of developing one. I’m underweight and always have been and recently have been on and off very restrictive. >What do you like about it and what do you hate about it?
I love fat moids, even ugly ones to an extent. I think it’s fun but I do wish I was normal on occasion because I worry it will interfere with my sex life once I’m in a committed relationship again.
I think it's interesting how this version of the fetish is like the complete oposite of the scrote cuck fetish. Moids who like it think all women are cheating whores who prefer strong, dominant and aggressive "chads" who use women as objects, over men who treat women with respect and give them everything ("beta cucks"). They get off to women being treated like property that is stolen and it's also a borderline gay fetish because the moids who like this absolutely need the bull to have a big dick and be manly and muscular. Or instead of a muscular chad they want the man who steals the woman to be a fat ugly bastard for the degradation of the woman. It's disgusting and misogynistic.
But your fantasy is about dumping a scrote who treats you like shit and choosing someone who is a decent person (on top of being attractive). I don't think there's anything to be ashamed here, to be honest.
I'll add to this too, lol.
>How long did you know you were into this?
Ever since I can remember, I felt funny when I saw Lois from family guy gain weight in that one episode, that infamous spice girls one, etc. >Do you identify more with gainers or encouragers?
Gaining, though I like encouraging in some scenarios. >How does it affect your irl dating?
I'm bi and my fetish only really swings towards women, but I generally don't date skinny moids, and prefer them meatier. It's always a lot for me to open up to partners about it, but my current bf (who's a little chubby) knows and doesn't mind, he'll playfully tease me about it sometimes which makes me feel slightly less ashamed of it. >Do you have ED history too?
Yes, my mom was very restrictive of my eating since I was little. She was very controlling over what I ate, would scold me if I had "too much" of a dessert, or if I asked her to get chocolate. I've always been pretty thin as a result, and I really boil this fetish down to her drilling these behaviours in me. >What do you like about it and what do you hate about it?
I like the idea of letting it all go and giving in to gluttony. Not having a care in the world about how I look, imagining what the feeling of being huge would feel like. All the softness.
I hate that it's never something I'll ever even slightly indulge in. I like being thin and active, and I could never let go like that. It's something that lives only in fantasy and I think that's what makes it all the more enticing for me. I'll never be a lazy fatty making a permanent dent in my couch and hoarding mounds of junk food into my mouth 24/7, but god if all my inhibitions were out the window it'd be all I'd do.
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i know there is worse but i feel so alone and rightfully ashamed in having a foot fetish, i find male feet attractive because i had a crush on a football player during highschool but i hate how in gay porn they make them look just gross and smelly
i will go deeper and confess that if i had money to waste i would even buy male sport shoes/boots for masturbation
if someone with feet fetish is reading this i hope you feel less alone and better than me at least
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I never had any reason to participate in this thread. Then that stupid “a giant woman..!” sound on TikTok happened. Something awakened in me. I too want to make an offering to a giant goddess woman. That offering is me. And I am ashamed but only a little.
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I'm not a domme and don't want to be one. It seems like too much effort. I definitely don't want to peg anyone (gross!) I saw picrel in the onlyfans thread and thought it was really hot, inclusive, and low effort. Basically just standing at a table waiting for your drink but you have something more cushiony to stand on plus you get paid for just standing there. It's the sub that's doing all the work. Low hanging fruit lol
>>298314I knew a retarded man. He's the son of a woman who works in the same hospital as my aunt. I met him once. He was legit mentally retarded, not literally a drooling retard, but had the intelligence of a young child, and looked relatively normal, and his mother (poor woman, a single mother too) bought him nice clothes. Admittedly, he was very handsome. Long story short, he asked me if he could hug me and I said no. Since he was an adult man, he got horny too, and I was told that he would pop a boner if he saw a very hot woman in public, so he had no sense of shame. Pretty scary to think about but from what I was told, he was obedient and was taught to ask people before hugging them. So there it is, nonny, exactly your type
the whole point of himbos is being dumb, attractive, and
nice all at once, just being dumb doesn't count.
Find an autist whose hyperfixation is pussy eating and be happy nonnie
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, why don't you take a seat over there
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I like this guy even though he is probably dying cause he's 182/50
I also have this kink.
Kinda related, had drunk sex with a friend once and later that night I woke up to him kissing and grabbing me very roughly. This was during a dark time in my life where I was more or less ready to let any guy take advantage of me, so although it was a bit uncalled for I just figured he wanted another round and got on top of him. After he finished he asked me what had happened. Turns out he had been asleep. Learned sexsomnia is a thing. I kinda wish I’d find a guy like that, but I’m sure irl it would be exhausting.
The subconscious mind is a strange thing, people sleepwalk and have sleep sex, one man actually got acquitted for murder because it was sleep murder. I don't think it would really be considered non-consensual because the body is acting and not being forced it's just that the consciousness is not there. I find the concept of subconscious sex incredibly hot and a good bonding experience if both partners were asleep when it happened. >>299024
At 50 kg and 182 cm his body is probably completely starved for carbs and in ketosis. With no fat or muscle to catabolize his body is probably catabolizing his brain, bones, and heart. He needs help.
I get you, I honestly like flashing in places without cameras specially if I know that there's no people around.
But the funny thing is that I don't even like the thrill of suddenly getting caught or something like that, I just imagine myself living in a magical world where I'm the only one who exists, there's no people and I can do literally whatever I want, like walking around naked, or wearing comfy clothes that I can easily take off without getting judged or seen, masturbating at neat places like the beach or at the balcony of a nice hotel room or apartment, maybe at the pool of a cool house, or a fancy car. But nobody exists and I'm just having fun on my own.
If I was filthy rich I would just buy my own island and create my own sort of city so I could do whatever I wanted on my own, nobody would ever get invited and I could take off my clothes whenever I wanted and wherever I wanted. I guess it could get considered the world's most expensive sex toy/vacation island ever.
its not that hard actually. i guess i forgot to mention that its not always PIV sex. The bus one was just a fingering and a bj. but it was really nice anyway! i also forgot to mention club bathroom but i don't think its as weird as the others places>>299198>I guess it could get considered the world's most expensive sex toy/vacation island ever
KEKK i get it nonny
but its not really my thing to make these things alone. i think i like that weird conection of having a secret together, like us vs they way of view, like "haha we are having sex and they don't know". hard to explain.
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Raqio from Gnosia. He's apparently some genderspecial/"nonbinary", but there's a whole scene where another character points at his dick in the shower, so. He's insufferable though, I want to enter the game just so I can slam him into a wall or something. There's another yummy character in this game, but the only thing shameful about him is how much I want him inside me.
(repost because I can't spell, sorry)
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I'm not familiar with 999, but it doesn't seem like it from what I'm reading? It's more Werewolf/Mafia game as a single player video game, with a flavor like Tumblrfied Persona 3 Sci-fi Horror. tldr some of your crew are "infected" with Gnosia and must be voted into cold sleep before they eliminate enough of the human crew to take over the ship. Picrel are the roles each side can take during each loop, spoilered because this is getting ot.
I've played about 70 loops (loops are about 5-15 minutes each) and enjoy the game. It's repetitive and has some cringe tropes, but the tense atmosphere and provoking characters are enough to keep me playing. iirc some nonnas talked about Gnosia months ago in the video games thread on /m/? There's probably anons there who played it longer than I have and I'd rather not keep sperging about an ot interest in the fetishes thread two posts is probably enough
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I like spanking but only over the knee spanking. I was spanked a lot as a child, so that's possibly where it stems from. I also remember seeing an episode of the big bang theory where Sheldon spanks Amy when I was just entering puberty and being really turned on from it.
Bonus points if its a woman spanking another woman.
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I'm hooking up with an Arabic guy for the first time ever, he's so fucking hot to me even tho I've never really been into middle eastern guys before, he speaks fluent arabic and it sounds hot as fuck, he choked me the right way (ifyky), he's super intelligent, has a cool sense of style and sexy accent, nice hair, wears the most intoxicating cologne I've ever smelled
He's pretty into his culture and speaks Arabic a lot and is no longer a super trad muslim but was before coming here, and now I have developed a fetish where I want to do some kind of raceplay where I'm the white whore who gets tied up and r*ped while he says shit to me in Arabic and grabs my face and spits in my mouth
I thought I wasn't that into bdsm anymore but he just brought it back out of me
Def ashamed of this though due to the racist undertones of associating Muslim men with being degrading towards women so I doubt I'll ever tell him
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picrel's hands typed this post
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i dont have any interest in getting involved in the bdsm "scene" but i think about james spader in secretary a lot
then i remind myself how no irl male dom could possibly measure up to him
yeah i plan to eventually, i try to view the movie as pure escapist fantasy that could never happen so nicely irl>>299420
even after hitting the wall he still carries himself with such confidence and poise it’s hot
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nta but this movie is so bad not even spader made it enjoyable, and i like cronenberg in general. i raise you Bad Influence which is so bad i only remember it for spader wearing cute glasses
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kind of looks like a young christoph waltz to me
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This fucking fatty.
We used to have a bunch of Simpsons comics laying around the house. I would skim over them and look at the pictures because my English was still very underdeveloped, I couldn't have been older than 9. Then I came across it. I don't remember the name or anything, but it was an issue about aliens coming to Springfield and abducting fatty. They covered him in butter and put him in a pot. He was borderline retarded so he was playing with the carrots sitting in the pot with him as they pushed him into this mysterious hole in the wall that extended into a tube. He was sprayed with sauces, cooked (He only got a tan and was still somehow alive. Remember this part because it will be important later in the story.) and had an apple shoved in his mouth. He came out of the other end of the tube-oven looking like a Thanksgiving turkey.Oh.My.God…
I was so fucking horny, you wouldn't believe it. I put the comic on the floor and rubbed one out right then and there. It was so insane, a core childhood memory was created that day.
Obviously this didn't stay a one-time incident. That very comic book became my all time favorite and I kept it in my very own bookshelf for years to come.
A decade or so later, I remember this. I realise this fetish (?) has somehow escalated over the years despite me not indulging in it at all. I recreate the incident bit-by-bit until it's time to give him a tan, then I think to myself, you know what would be hotter? If we could actually roast him alive. At first I'm like, well how would that work? I want him to be able to witness his turkey-fication. So I thought up a most brilliant idea: soul & body seperation. He would be violently penetrated by a spitroast while his soul sits outside his body blushing. I don't remember what other things I came up with that night but I know I came a lot.
NOTE: THE SECOND TIME, I WASN'T THINKING ABOJT FATTY. But rather a real man! So don't think I'm a weirdo or anything. I don't want to fuck cartoon characters. I do still feel weird when I watch Simpsons episodes with him in it, but I don't want to fuck him. Like that one scene where homer chases him and he says "Don't make me run! I'm full of ze chocolate!" But it's not sexual. I'm not exactly sure if he's the one, it might also be the cop's retarded son with stringy hair or maybe Martin Prince. No, definitely not Martin. He was RETARDED. Anyway, post over. Make of this what you will.
, I haven't even read past the first sentence but I'm already cracking up. This should be interesting.
Thank you for this sweet slice of kek nona.
In my Facebook days I was in a cursed image collector group and someone posted a picture of some naked fat guy tied with string on a big silver platter like a turkey, with an apple in