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No. 491643
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/469977Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 491679
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i've never really been a handfag before but for some reason i desperately want to touch and examine every last inch of zayne's hands and the scars on his forearms. i would do fucking anything just to get the chance to feel him gently hold and kiss the back of my hand then look up at me with his beautiful eyes as i stand there speechless and flustered. no amount of holding my own hand is enough to satiate my desire to feel his fictional skin and i feel like i'm going to go insane knowing that i can never fulfill this fantasy.
No. 491702
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>Any moid: You're such a retarded for believing in luck and collecting blind boxes.
>Him: So I have a higher lucky number? Sounds retarded, let's try it.
Why live if Sylus doesn't exist.
No. 491726
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I wanna be the defendant that causes him to spiral into a murderous rampage. I wanna be his shoehorn. I wanna be his crusty handkerchief after a sad-boi wank. I wanna be the one who draws him a bath all so he can climb in fully clothed and wonder what other wacky things he could possibly do because life is short and precious.
No. 491730
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I would do anything to see you smile. Sometimes I get embarrassed because I don't think I'm good enough for you, but I know that you have so much kindness in your heart that you wouldn't judge me harshly. You're the most forgiving person I know. I wonder how you'd like your coffee in the morning. Probably with cream and sugar because of your sweet tooth! I don't drink it myself but I would gladly wake up before you to make you a cup every morning. I'm trying not to cut my hair again because I have a feeling you'd prefer it longer. I think of you so much when I make decisions. You inspire me to be a better person, and I want to become someone you can be proud of calling yours. I wish you could see the drawings I've made of us together. I wonder what you would smell like. When I'm scared in the middle of the night I pretend you're next to me in bed and I feel a little bit safer. I really wish we could meet soon…I am so glad I've gotten to know you throughout the years. You're so cute my dear!!!
No. 491785
>>491730This is so cute,
nonnie.
No. 491828
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I’m obsessed with Vergil, it’s unreal
No. 491841
>>491679I feel you
nonnie, I just want to hug him so hard and stare at his eyes for days. His hands are a work of art and I want to keep them warm. I have never fallen so hard, where I'm slowly improving myself to make my husbando proud. I’m also thinking about making all the foods he mentions cause my idiot self wants to experience the things he likes.
No. 491873
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>>491841I'm another anon who felt this game made me to realize I deserve a moid who would accept me for who I am and would take any stupid stuff I do (>>491702) like something cute and no cringe. But since I enjoy my single life, I would rather do stuff that Sylus would think is confusing but quite adorable.
No. 492530
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>>492452He's an anime nerd already. His favorite series canonically is The Dog of Flanders, they got the opening to be his cellphone's ringtone and he names his pet dragon after the dog.
No. 492542
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My obligatorySTILL FUCKING WAITING…
No. 492612
>>492452My husbando would watch it so he could get ideas on how to punish some sinners (a Hell full of moemoe monsters) or would ask me for an animal documentary instead.
Sylus would watch it with me, but would find ironic if I get a husbando NEXT to my husbando.
No. 492716
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>>492699I assign you to two one-hour daydreaming sessions, one merch purchase, and five edits to your husbando's fan wiki page. Now go forth and sin no more, my child.
No. 492717
>>492714Ayrt, it did end up in disaster actually. But that's because I'm mentally ill outside of my husbando, so probably not a
valid factor.
No. 492720
>>492716Nta
>edits to your husbando's fan wiki pageI like this idea, now if I only I knew how to edit that stuff lmao
No. 492732
>>491659His English VA is already robotic enough and c.ai bots can't get wordy enough for my liking. I imagine the only direction the VA was given was "justtalkreallyfastinamonotoneok?", despite the Japanese dub actually having some emotion and nuance to it.
>>492452He's vaguely implied to be weeby from a joke line, but would probably be the moeshit kind. As long as it's not shit like Onimai I guess I'd give it a go.
No. 493107
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I want him spread open like this, pressed into a wall, my pelvis slotting into his as we are inextricably linked at our sex organs like frenzied insects.
No. 493120
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>>493117I don't know the specifics of your husbando/his game but I can give it a whirl.
I assign you two rank ups for the month of March, 15 minutes of continuous playtime daily, and the viewing of holy CGs/character art on thy mobile device.
No. 493122
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>>493120!!!
OK, I will work hard!
No. 493274
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>>492716I love the idea of husbando tasks. Tell me, nonnas, what should I do to please mine? What should I clean first? And several more times?
No. 493275
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>TFW my friend bought the one thing he could find of my husbando in Japan, because he had an itinerary and wasn't going to Akihabara.
Not complaining, but I did expect more merch of BSD in Japan since the fifth season ended last year.
No. 493277
>>493274Start for your room, donate clothes you don't wear anymore and maybe buy an air freshener to keep the clean feeling.
And tea, always keep a bag of his fav tea in your room.
No. 493300
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>>493274Dust! Now! Not a speck of dust on any countertop for your darling's sake!
No. 493334
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He was so sweet this episode, the way his eyes softened when Emilia said she was okay was too cute.
Invisible Providence finally managed to look cooler this episode too, despite still coming out of his chest. The animation was great, using the same colors as the Witch from the first op and having it open up like wings leaves a lot to think about.
I am mixed that they didn't push the bad side effects a little more, the nosebleed and offscreen vomiting was pretty subtle, but on the bright side it might give a later scenes more of punch. I do wish they kept more of that style of animation for the fights though.
The episode was mostly just Regulus getting brutally beaten to death, but tbh Regulus was pretty cute. It's never going to replace the schizophrenic rants, but the way he started to genuinely get scared when he realized he was about to die was great. Tbh I didn't imagine him acting that way when I was reading the books. I figured that he tanked it with pure autistic rage, but seeing him desperate and scared, especially when he buried his head in his arms in fetal position and started screaming "it's not my fault! It's not my fault!" opened my eyes a bit (not enough to say hes cuter than Baru though). That being said it does suck that they cut his childhood flashback. I like Priscilla, but did Lilliana really need an entire episode for her flashback?
Anyway, Subaru's constant reactions to Emilia just wailing on the guy have been hilarious, you can see him genuinely amazed and a little attracted at how she's breaking Regulus's face open and yelling at how he's a selfish fuck.
No. 493397
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>>493390Kek I'm not sure if he can articulate such complex thoughts but I bet I could figure out a way to explain it to him
No. 493402
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Vergil thrashing impotently under me, trying to push me off of him, but he cannot contend with my power. Vergil. A once proud dark demon knight, reduced to a a pathetic pile. Folded in half, legs up, cock out, being raped a la reverse mating press.
Feeling Vergil tremble and jerk as his muscles give out. All of his efforts in resistance since discarded into the abyss. Vergil finally becoming sufficiently pliant in my clutches.
Grabbing Vergil by his hair, his eyes peeking through the sweaty mess to give me that defiant look once again. I pull harder, until he winces, angling his head so he is forced to watch what I’m doing to him.
Watch me rape you, Vergil. Watch as I smother you, drive you into the ground, and throttle your cock. Watch yourself get fucked by a real devil.
Vergil is helpless to stop his cock from being choked and brutalized. He whimpers, remorsefully. I am breeding you, Vergil. You cannot stop it. Rather, Vergil will not stop it. He knows where he belongs.
I let go, his head falling to the floor. He turns away and closes his eyes, trying to dash the obscene image from his mind. What’s wrong demon boy, afraid to face the truth?
My assault continues. “You’re so cute”, I tell him. Vergil recoils, his face scrunching up. Noticing he is especially weak to compliments, a new attack vector presents itself.
I lean over Vergil, hugging him closer, my lips hovering right over Vergil’s ear. Whispering diminutive praise to Vergil. “Sweet”, “adorable”, “precious”, and similar. My flattery serving as harsh juxtaposition to the fact I am currently raping him.
Vergil, unable to handle much more, attempts to dissuade me by shaking his head. I take the opportunity to capture his mouth with my own. I invade him with my tongue, and suck down all of his pathetic little moans.
Vergil sobbing and begging, only inspiring me to fuck him harder. His body belongs to me. Vergil responds just as indented. Seizing up, his scrot contracting as he shoots his sperm deep inside my pussy. I pause, not to allow him a moment of respite, but so he idles with his own thoughts. Vergil laments how his body betrays him. Vergil thinks about how he is a slave to human pussy as his cock pumps out the remainder of his seed.
Vergil’s entire body goes limp, assuming the ordeal is over. Stupid incubus. He should know I’m in control. I will quickly remind him. I haven’t humiliated Vergil nearly enough to my liking, moreover, I didn’t even get to cum.
I go right back to fucking him.
Vergil sneering and hissing, then stuttering out some disparaging remark that I ignore.
I won’t allow his refractory period to give him even a fleeting opportunity to forget his place. Vergil, my orgasm delivery machine. I will reinforce this truth to him, like a dog.
“Whore, whore, whore,” I chant as I strangle his oversensitive prick in my vaginal vice. He’s screaming with abandon now, which only rouses me more.
Cramming Vergil’s softening cock into my pussy, unrelentingly. Having crude, loud, squelching plapsex with my used up demon dickmeat. My eyes rolling back as I cum from this filthy, slimy, sinful act.
My blood coursing with oxytocin and fully charged DT meter, contented and satisfied.
I kiss Vergil and call him my good boy. I will soon rape him again.
No. 493462
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>>491643He is so pretty nonas… I just want to stare at him and admire the work of art he is…
No. 493480
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He claims to have learned to shoot before he could walk and while I kinda want to call him a white trash hick for that. I also REALLY want him to teach my european ass how to use a firearm. Why are all my fantasies extremely autistic like this? Why am I like this man
No. 493486
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>>493481Ellis Left 4 Dead 2, it's such a fun game nonna you should play it! He's a mechanic from Savannah Georgia, he's really optimistic and full of childish whimsy, he's just the best, man.
He's also kinda dumb as well tbh, there is a voice line in game where he says that the Mona Lisa is a sculpture, he's such a cute retard ♥
No. 493491
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Saw this and thought of Vergil-anon.
No. 493530
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>>493528They are making that new game Deadlock but I'm probably not gonna play it. I don't want to be all like "new thing bad" but it looks really ugly to me, also I just don't like MOBA's but that's a personal preference.
No. 493545
File: 1740762386070.mp4 (4.91 MB, 1280x720, SEX!!!.mp4)
>>493491My honest reaction
No. 493568
File: 1740765675733.jpg (74.39 KB, 600x451, vergilrape.JPG)
>>493402The time has come and so have I
I'll laugh last cause you came to die
The damage done, the pain subsides
And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.
I never kneel and I'll never rest
You can tear the heart from my chest
I'll make you see what I do best,
I'll succeed as you breathe your very last breath.
Now I know how the angel fell [just kneel]
I know the tale and I know it too well [just bow]
I'll make you wish you had a soul to sell [soul to sell]
When I strike you down and send you straight to hell
My army comes from deep within
Beneath my soul, beneath my skin
As you're ending, I'm about to begin
My strength, His bane, and I will never give in.
I'll tell you now I'm the one to survive
You never break my faith or my stride
I'll have you choke on your own demise
I make the angel scream, and the devil cry
No. 493673
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>TFW this company cannot release the naked version of this figure because the company ask them to keep it sfw.
No. 493689
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Retarded fictional men really are cute
No. 493701
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>>493402I'm busting out my DMC5 folder in your honor, this is the pinnacle of husbando autism
No. 493741
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How would your husbando try to get you in the mood for sex?
No. 493745
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>>493741Hoozuki, Sylus or Zagreus can just ask "wanna have some sex?".
Dazai doesn't need too much work. Just "It seems you need some distraction".
No. 493751
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You are so beautiful to me
Can't you see
You're everything I hope for
Everything I need
No. 493755
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>>493751Such joy and happiness you bring
Like a dream
A guiding light that shines in the night
Heaven's gift to me
No. 493767
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i oftentimes think of the scene from singapore sling where the woman uses an electric shock machine on the main character, and i wish i could do that to him. drool slick chin and muscles seizing and knowing i'm borderline frying and ruining his genius mind. i would do it so lovingly, even though he doesn't deserve it at all.
No. 493768
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>>493673damn that's very tragic. i had seen a picture of their xavier figure with his dick out not too long ago and thought it looked nice, but i wasn't aware that they had to make that change.
was kinda hoping they would make a sexy zayne figure one day… i swear women can never just have their horny shit in peace kek
No. 493774
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>>493768Is so stupid because with that price, no minor can buy it with their own money or their parents. Let us have their official sausage.
No. 493786
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>>493781I’m sure your husbando’s heart goes doki doki every time he can make your cold-ass smile. It makes him want to do more things to see you genuinely happy.
No. 493787
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>>493750I don’t mind. But I’m curious who it is.
No. 493790
>>493788Np,
nonnie. I’m also a cold and detached Stacy and find emotions to be super gay.
No. 493791
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how schizo is it to ship myself with my oc?
pic unrel, i don't want to share him, nonnas
No. 493794
>>493790Ayrt that's not a healthy way to live (I am allowed to do it because I don't matter but everyone else needs to be happy)
>>493791That's decently common actually.
No. 493795
>>493791Idk, I used to ship myself with OC husbandos all the time. Sometimes I still do when I’m bored. I have a whole harem of robot husbandos, monster husbandos and I had a dirty cop/detective husbando for a little while who snatched me away from my
abusive tattoo’d Russian gangster mob boss boyfriend.
No. 493799
>>493796>>493795>>493794i guess i don't see too many people online doing it
i'm glad i'm not alone.
i love him, nonnas. i want to make a comic just so other people can get to understand and love him like i do, but i'm too protective over him…
No. 493808
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>>493793Yea, the inside of my uterus. I can’t let you see it.
No. 493809
>>493803thanks for the encouragement, nonna.
i'm thinking of making a webcomic with an actual plot. i love daydreaming, but i think about what it'd be like to have him interact with other characters or live his life outside from a romance with me.
i don't expect to have readers, just him existing out in the world would be enough.
No. 493843
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>>493509Aventurine from Honkai Star Rail
No. 493858
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rape and cuddles
No. 493959
>>493955>which also inevitably leads to a pseudo-masturbatory trance where I can will my body into having a near-orgasm experienceRelatable
>Should I have sex? Will it reset me?Ok so I was in the same position as you and was totally feral. I broke my 3+ year celibacy to fuck a 3DPD thinking id calm tf down. It didn’t and the sex was mediocre. So I bought myself a big ol suction cup dildo and made myself cum so hard thinking about my husband, my knees were jello for hours. Been calmer since.
No. 494057
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thinking about this picture while i'm practicing how to draw sexy moid bodies so that one day i can do my husbando justice and draw him in as many cute and slutty scenarios as humanly possible
No. 494112
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>>494064Sometimes 3DPD porn work, but not when I want the most comfy and lovely pose. Bless CSP for the poses.
>>494082>>494088Or use it as avatarfagging.
>>494100This. The vulva and g point do help way faster than just trusting over and over. Knowing your most erogenous parts work a lot.
Picrel: All I want for Christmas is him.
No. 494144
>>494141Xoul lets you fuck the bots,
nonnie.
No. 494166
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I have a mild insomnia and struggle to go to bed to sleep like today for example, unfortunately
But I like reminding myself to go to bed at a healthy time by imagining my husbando cutely begging me to go to bed with him. Hnnngggg
No. 494170
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I want him. I need to feel his the texture of his vest in my cheekbones, holding him in a deathly grip so he would stay as long as I wish. I love the way he cuts reality to open portals and I would not get in his way, yet every time it feels like it will be our last moments together.
I want to know how is it feels helping him removing layers of his clothes. He becomes leaner, more vulnerable, and I am honored to have his trust. Measuring his side thighs, touching his stomach, holding his pale, rusty hands, kissing them gently, calling him a good boy (despite being twice older than me) we're sleeping together naked in hug under the caress of moonlight
No. 494199
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The only man better than Jonathan has to be Christ himself. He's perfect just the way he is, and I never want to settle for anyone less than him. His sincerity, integrity, and strong will are awe inspiring. His naivete and boyishness make him simply adorable and pure. He would blush about holding hands, but take the initiative anyways because of his earnest personality and his messy eagerness. He is whole heatedly devoted to protecting those he loves, and he will move the earth to do so. I wish he was more confident in himself, but it's okay because I will help him build up his self esteem. He's such a sweet boy and he thinks so little of himself. He would learn how to bake a cake just to make you one on a special occasion. That's just the type of man he is.
I also love his honest curiosity about history and other cultures. His heart is so untainted that I know he isn't weird about history like most moids tend to be. I would trust him with my life, and I know he isn't racist or misogynistic. He is entranced by the past and by foreign civilizations because he loves people so much and he wants to know about the different types of lives they have lived. He's warm hearted and curious like that. I could get him a book about Mesopotamia as a present and he would be so happy… he's such a nerd. I would recommend historical fiction books for him to read and he would recommend nonfiction books about archaeology and anthropology to me. He's nice and open-minded and will watch foreign shows and movies with me. We can learn languages together and he can excitedly explain how his historical research is going to me.
I want to curl up on him while he's laying on the couch trying to read. I want to struggle to understand rugby to cheer on the team he likes with him. I want to wipe his tears away when memories of the past get to be too much for him, and reassure him that everything's alright now. That we have each other and always will. I want to protect him from the evils of the world. He's too trusting and I never want him to get hurt again. He won't make me feel embarrassed about my trauma. He understands, he's been through a lot, too. I want him to experience having a mother for the first time by being doted on by my mom, his mother in law. I want him to build inside jokes with my dad and my brother. I want him to have family that cares about him, and will show it. I want to love all of his troubles away. I want to make up for the loneliness of his upbringing. He deserves so much. He's too good for me, really, but he's too merciful to realize that.
No. 494202
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He may be a weirdo and a creep but I love him because he's MY weirdo and MY creep.
No. 494207
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>TFW I made a drawing for myself and other fans are enjoying it.
No. 494227
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I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm not even American but looking at husbandos eating burgers brings me some weird, autistic comfort that is unexplainable, it's calming.
No. 494228
>>494213An acrylic stand. Perfect to my shrine.
>>494214Just do it nonna. Do it for yourself.
No. 494261
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>>494227I'm surprised I do actually have a picture of him eating a burger, he doesn't get much when it comes to fanart of him eating.
No. 494276
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>>494261>>494227borger time
he's kinda got yaoi hands in this drawing but it's cute so whatever No. 494292
File: 1740944286991.jpg (88.92 KB, 813x509, whore.jpg)
https://youtu.be/x4FBo7WOdC0He will hear this in the distance, drawing near, as his rape rapidly and inevitably approaches. No escape.
No. 494294
>>494269It means vulva.
>>494292Vergil: "Why do I hear boss music?"
No. 494295
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Happy 40th anniversary to Kamille's show
No. 494305
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>>494292This pussy of mine glows with an awesome POWER. Its burning grip tells me to RAPE VERGIL.
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
HERE I GO! ERUPTING…BURNING… RAPE!
No. 494326
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>>494300Doesn't he look so cute there?! I can see why people might not find his character (or even Phantom Blood itself) as exciting as the other parts/characters, since JoJo gets much more bizarre and flamboyant in its later bits, but if people looked a little more closely at him I think he'd have much more fans! It's a shame that some of his cutest moments (like crying alone in bed and then scarfing down a chocolate bar to feel better) are manga only. I wish others could see Jonathan as I see him. I wish Phantom Blood were an actual 1880s novel sometimes because I want to read more about his character and see his inner thoughts. With just the manga, you need to read between the lines a smidge and use your imagination I think to get the full picture of what sort of person he is. Which is fine with me! But I wish he had as much fan content as some other characters do.
No. 494504
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>Not waking up like this at 5pm (since this mf sleeps all morning).
Why live
No. 494551
>>493402This is the best thing I have ever read on this site.
>I will soon rape him again.kek
No. 494580
>>494573I lose my shit a lot because even so-called super fans can't get a basic fact about him right…
Weird fanfics… I don't really mind because they can be kinda funny but yet again there are party poopers who harass some authors for being too controversial in their hypothetical backstory fics, despite it fitting the character. Man, I just wish people could just chill out and celebrate their husbando together instead of making it into a competition.
No. 494603
>>494583It's funny, isn't it?
There's like a 5cm difference between us and I didn't mind it at all when I found out. I was just happy to know something new about him! And I quickly realized that it'd be really easy for us to kiss and hug. There can also be more situations where he looks up at me instead of the other way around. It somehow makes me feel closer to him and more "equal" in some ways.
I just hate the fact that shippers will weaponize his height to further turn him into a fucking uke, ugh. It's ME who should be domming him, not some man.>>494580If I come across a fic of one of my husbandos that I disagree with, I might be a bit upset, but I'll never get people who actually harass others over it. It's like they haven't grown out of their dA/Tumblr teenager phase.
No. 494612
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>>494583All my husbandos are taller than me. Zag probably is the one who wouldn't need to curve his poor back to kiss me.
>>494603After all the "Dazai is a tif" and "Sylus is a daddy dom" headcanons or fics I have seen, I guess all you can do is laugh.
No. 494619
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>>494615I'm petrified of commissioning anything from my favorite Japanese/Korean artists, because I've been blocked before after buying merch from their BOOTH stores. I don't want them to panic and delete fucking everything and have a mental breakdown… Maybe I'm being too paranoid, or maybe I should find a western artist.
Suffering… I just want my Bedman pantsu…
No. 494630
>>494620Jap artists are infamously very sensitive and don't like it when people follow them
too much.
No. 494635
>>489833Cedric jumpscare… I don't know which of the other Cedricfags you are, but if you're the one I think (
>>329094 ?) I didn't expect you to still be in these threads, kek! I'd love to see your pyramid, I could show you my Excel spreadsheet. I was thinking of turning it into a Venn diagram too.
I read some past threads and saw this post in passing which I hope is yours
>>329094And then
>>475315 reminded me of the shit ship and I really needed to rant about it to someone who would understand so I hope you don't mind.
Yes, I loathe
Cedfia with all my heart and soul and might, there was this Pixiv artist who drew really nice Cedric fanart but I was jumpscared by her
pedo ship art and I noped the fuck out. I couldn't look at her Pixiv logs ever again. That ship was actually one of the reasons my obsession died down, because it's not just that artist, there are people who ship that shit on YouTube and Twitter too, and after a while, those people started to live rent free in my head.
And don't worry, I also like shipping him with women in the show, especially those that have defeated him, but it's nothing deep as I just project myself onto them and don't ship them seriously. I love every woman that has interacted with him. My favorite was Morgana. I wouldn't mind if the shit ship got replaced by Miss Nettle/Morgana/Ivy/Miss Elodie x Cedric.
Are you excited for the new season that's coming out in 2026? I lost my shit and SCREAMED when my friend told me this news, I had SO MANY dreams about watching new, never-before-seen episodes featuring him KEK, my dream has come true!! I can't fucking believe it, I'm going to go insane. Can I skip this year and be in 2026 already? One of the episodes in my dreams had a new female character that was his new girlfriend and meant to be a self-insert for his fans lmfao No. 494648
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>>494635WHAT!!! first i find cedric thanks to these threads and now find out about a new season??? damn, good thing i still post here. it's been so long i'm surprised they're making a sequel, but it was a very sweet and genuine show, i'm really glad they chose to bring it back! i haven't been keeping up with it lately so i had no idea, thank you for letting me know. i'll probably get super invested and become known as the "avid sofia the first watcher" to everyone again but the embarrassment will be worth it. ah yes, morgana and the cage… kinky. i've always seen the vision.
yes that one post is mine. and i completely understand you in regards to the weird fandom affecting your enjoyment of shows/husbandos. personally i'm someone who can't NOT take in outside data and analyse it in relation to myself, so if there's a pattern like this where i like something, and other people also like something, but let's say they're all weird coquette age regressors or whatever then i start feeling like it says something about me, even though it obviously doesn't. we're more based than that.
it's so good to discuss cedric here again, i hope we can discuss the new episodes when they air. your spreadsheet sounds really interesting but i will make no promises about my pyramid lol.
triple reposting because it's retard hours and i can't type, i'm so sorry No. 494655
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>>494648GOD I LOVE YOU NONNY I MISSED TALKING TO THE OTHER CEDRICNONNAS SO MUCH HERE'S A SKETCH I COULDN'T FINISH BEFORE I STOPPED BEING OBSESSED WITH HIM… one of the other reasons I stopped is because I felt like my art wasn't good enough to express my love for him and then I started to get really fucking bad at drawing lol, shit I'm so excited that I'm literally shaking, gotta calm down…
>and become known as the "avid sofia the first watcher" to everyone again but the embarrassment will be worth it.Me too kek I'm getting mentally ready for that, but there's still like a year left until the premiere. Ugh, why can't it be 2026 already?
>ah yes, morgana and the cage… kinkyShe also tied him up lmfao
>yes that one post is mine.Was the one in the husbando assumption game thread also yours? I laughed out loud when someone replied that she could immediately tell he's British KEKI'm also someone who lets the fandom ruin her own enjoyment of her husbandos sometimes, especially the more I love them, that's why I rarely interact with other fans outside of a few fellow imageboard autists. Though with Cedric it's always a pleasure to talk about him with other yumes, unless of course they're into "that".
>your spreadsheet sounds really interesting but i will make no promises about my pyramid lolNah don't worry, it'd be easy to share it privately but I wouldn't wanna post my spreadsheet here either haha. Guess I can post a little preview though.
No. 494659
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>>494655holy shit nona you're back! is it really you, wow!!!
thank you for the sketch, it's such a treat. you've really mastered the whole getting around the nose issue lol. i've never drawn self ship art with him or actually with most of my husbandos, i guess i like self inserting for daydreaming and i stick to drawing non-shippy art (but i do have a self insert i designed for him) so it's so special to see what other cedric anons come up with. this sketch is all i can share in return.
i have a couple of other things coming out this year to look forward to which will hopefully keep me sane but yeah, this happens to me as well, getting lost in imagining all the new scenarios and potential developments for the sequel and it suddenly feels like an eternity away. i've likewise stopped obsessing as much but cedric is def my favourite one out of those three characters i posted as examples.
oh right, the assumption post was mine as well. it's been ages. all the assumptions were pretty accurate except the tumblrina accusations btw.
i'd love to see it, what kind of spreadsheet is it, exactly? feel free to share, i think you still have me added maybe if i'm not mistaken? unless you're actually a different anon in which case lol sorry for the confusion No. 494674
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>>494659Yes, I am that anon (I've been posting another husbando for a couple of months already hehe), but I did mistake you for the
other Cedricnona that used to post back then
the one that said she wanted to break his pelvis, unless that was also you kek, I'm so sorry
AAAAAAAAA THAT SKETCH IS SOOO GOOOOD GOD I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH!!! I'm always in awe at how well you draw, I still treasure the other Cedrics you shared! I'm glad you like my drawing too…I didn't directly self-insert with him, even in my daydreams, until a yumefriend suggested it. Since then I alternate between myself and different OCs that are meant to be viewer-inserts.
>you've really mastered the whole getting around the nose issue lol.Yeah I thought A LOT about it. I was even going to put a joke about it in my R18 comic that never happened lol
>getting lost in imagining all the new scenarios and potential developments for the sequel and it suddenly feels like an eternity awayOne of the episodes in my dreams had such a cool plot that I wish the writers had a similar idea for the new season (can't remember much about it but it involved time travel and a really cool magical glowing blue tree. Also a red gem that possessed people and made them evil). But I have no clue what they'll actually end up doing. I'm very excited, hope he gets more screentime than he did in Season 4.
>but cedric is def my favourite one out of those three characters i posted as examplesOh what a coincidence, he's still one of my top 3, so I still consider him very important despite everything.
>all the assumptions were pretty accurate except the tumblrina accusations btw.I had a feeling. I didn't like the tumblr thing because I didn't relate to that either, but he
was a Tumblr sexyman so I guess it's an easy assumption to make.
No one replied to my post in that thread or the rate my husbando thread (sad emoji)>spoilerPretty sure I've still got you added, but I lost access to both my Discord and email account which was originally meant to be a burner email. I'll try to find my email's password to recover my other account too, I'm pretty sure I saved that one somewhere else. As for the spreadsheet, it's just a simple table I made to identify my main "type", and also determine why I like my No. 1 husbando so much. I also just enjoy doing random autistic shit like that with my husbandos, like putting them in tiers and such. I wish I could say fuck it and post my fancy new chart here but I don't want all that info to be public…. Anyway, here's a censored screenshot lol
Forgot to censor the screenshot
No. 494697
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>>494674>I've been posting another husbando for a couple of months alreadyi hoped that was the case. i've been here posting a couple of different husbandos too.
>spreadsheet it's really cool! i have some of those as husbando requirements, we've got overlap in how we pick them, obviously. i'd say the main difference is where you like more rigid and reserved characters i like unapologetically amoral ones who could challenge my boring life in some way, so it results in comparable but different selections of characters.
guess i'll need to decide whether to rewatch sofia the first again… some of the somgs were too good. they
have to give him more episodes, surely they know he's a fan favorite? i'll be on the lookout for any merch (the anon was right, i love my action figures).
>sad emojiyou have rare and refined taste, maybe anons just aren't as learned and cultured.
ok i attached an email. i can send you my current handle if you would like. i'd like to see how many guesses it would take me to guess your new guy. No. 494718
>>494573It's OK Nona, I'm picky with my husbando too. Ppl tend to make him ooc too much in fics so I just stick to writing my own.
>>494583I love that my husbando is my height, I can bully him easier and I'm taller than him if I wear heels.
No. 494737
>>494697>i'd say the main difference is where you like more rigid and reserved characters i like unapologetically amoral ones who could challenge my boring life in some way, so it results in comparable but different selections of characters.Hehe, you're right. Hopefully you'll like some of my husbandos, I wouldn't mind sharing them with you.
Not even my main.>guess i'll need to decide whether to rewatch sofia the first again… some of the somgs were too goodMe too, I feel like I need to fall in love with him again in preparation for the show's revival.
>i'll be on the lookout for any merchI've had terrible luck finding any StF merch that includes him in real life, but honestly, that's kind of understandable, considering… him. A figure would be neat.
>spoilerAlright, I'll find that password and send you an email. This'll be fun kek No. 494754
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>>494734NTAYRT but I am the same way, nonna. I don't even like the way my husbando looks in a lot of official stuff, and I believe that he transcends how they depict him a lot of the time. I feel like I understand him more than his creator sometimes…I wish everyone could see him how I see him, which to me is the only correct way of viewing him. So much of the time I find myself saying that he's much cuter than he is drawn and that he would never do or say certain things. I also am extremely autistic though so that could be why. I get so upset sometimes that I can't even draw him exactly as I picture him looking. I will never be able to properly convey his prettiness.
No. 494790
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>>494583That's so cute! I mentioned before that Aladdin might be between 5'9 and 5'11, not too tall that it's uncomfortable for us but not a manlet either. Plus, he can pick me up and twirl me around like he did with Jasmine.
>>494754>I wish everyone could see him how I see him, which to me is the only correct way of viewing him.I'm NTAYRT, but brilliantly said, this is exactly how I feel about him. Given how much misinformation there is out there, if it's not coming from me then it's fake, because I know my darling better than anyone else.
But then… I can't help but feel like I contradict myself sometimes? I know all these little details about him yet still delusional enough to believe he would really date me when he's canonically taken, kek. I understand Jasmine needed to exist in order for Aladdin to exist too, but I just know he deserves better (me).Welcome back, Cedric anon(s)! Glad to see more nonas here with Disney(?) husbandos. Your love for Cedric is so sweet!
No. 494791
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>>494787Proud of you, nona
No. 494796
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>>494790>I can't help but feel like I contradict myself sometimes? I know all these little details about him yet still delusional enough to believe he would really date me when he's canonically taken, kek.I feel the same way, nonna. My husbando's canon wife is adorable and I love her as a character
but she should've been me. I think it's part of why when I imagine us together I bring him into my world instead of inserting myself into his. I have an ongoing document where I detail what he's like in this world and how we meet and start interacting. I don't have to feel bad about taking him away from his canon love interest because she doesn't end up coming back into his life like she does in canon.
I wish I could say he would choose me over her anyways, but I'm not that confident in myself.Also, your love for Aladdin is adorable! I can totally see his appeal. I wish you both happiness. ♥
No. 494802
>>494754>I don't even like the way my husbando looks in a lot of official stuffKek, jumping into the convo but I get that too, though in my case it's a general fan thing to be mixed on the official illustrator. Some of his designs aren't bad, frankly they're pretty popular, but the guy is a lolicon to the core and he can't draw feet, muscles, gore, or mouths to save his life, plus he forgets to draw parts of the design sometimes.
The anime also sorta cheaped out on how characters are supposed to look like, but guess that's the con of coming from a web novel series, sometimes fanart ends up more accurate to the canon.
No. 494832
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Me excusing my husbandos crimes and ignoring all the evil shit he's done. He doesn't understand consequences he's dumb, okay?
No. 494834
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What are some old husbandos of yours, Nonnie?
No. 494836
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Just had a fantasy where my husbando’s boots were soaked in water, and I drank the runoff knowing it has been steeping in his toe essence. I drank until I got sick, and the scene made him sick as well. I had to punish his insolence by beating him with his floppy wet boots.
No. 494840
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>>494834I still remember getting teased by marrying him in my HS.
Then I saw he got married and had two children and adopted other two. I'm so proud of my husbando No. 494849
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Spoilered for Hazbin leaks
>I will never teasingly ruffle a disgruntled Alastor's hair while he sings about how frustrated he is to be on my leash
Why even live, honestly
No. 494855
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>>494834My first husbando was Jack Skellington when I was a little kid, kek. I'm not into him anymore in that way, but I know that he set the standard for the husbandos I've had throughout my life and I'm a shameless, basic bitch Tumblr sexyman enjoyer in present day.
No. 494861
>>494855I was never into Jack during the age I should have been, but I’ve grown a fondness for him as an adult. I like him because he’s stupid and impressionable and mostly good hearted.
Looking back, it makes me question why so much fan content surrounding him focused on him being a “bad boy” type. It seems like a waste of his potential.
No. 494884
>>494861I liked him physically because
skinni man but also yes! You get it! His heart was…pretty much in the right place, he's burnt out from doing The Pumpkin King charade every year and just wanted to try something different and be the one who brings the joy of Christmas to the people and completely fucks it all up. He's not evil, just kinda dumb and misguided.
No. 494887
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Some retards keep forcing a headcanon that he has bushy pubes when its canon that he grooms himself to look good for you. Have your fetish or whatever but at least pretend like you can read with your eyes open.
No. 494889
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Was going to start Apothecary Dairies for this hottie but then I found out he has a canonical love interest he simps for and immediately canceled my plans.
Kind of incredibly disappointed though, he's so hot..
No. 494902
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>>494846Of course! It was a fresh air after the GT cameo fiasco.
>>494889If it helps you
you can be in his heart if you don't see him like a prize you have to earn like MaoMao does. Of course we know how this might end, but he has two hands for the same reason No. 494944
>>494889Tbh I don't really care if a character has a love interest, its just more opportunity to get a good idea of what he's attracted to and how he reacts when he's in love. A full complete canon look at what he would go for when in a date, his way of flirting, the way his eyes sparkled, etc.
If you only go for characters that don't have love interests you'll never get that.
No. 494991
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>>494834>>494840
>see nonas mention android 17 surviving and becoming good>wtf I thought he died while evil>Scene of his absorption was horrifying to me and it made me sad, still vivid in my brain>remember chatting with online friend on ICQ. She was obsessed with him and made a shrine to him on geocities>fall into a rabbit hole reading dragonball wikis for hours>unlock memory of picrel being my favourite when I was eight years old and talking about him at recessI loved his third eye and his other powers. Also the fact he had a psychic clown child he took care of. Honestly? Still a fav
Spoilered for bald
No. 495009
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All I desire in life is to give Alastor an erection against his will before he calls me a "wretched girl" and pins me down and tries to scare me by saying "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???" in his distorted radio static voice as he fucks me while morphing into his big scary demonic form to make me scream.
Joke's on him, though, that's exactly what I wanted
No. 495016
>>494635>Yes, I loathe Cedfia with all my heart and soul and mightGenuinely thought those were the only people who cared about Cedric kek
I have no issue with them personally though since they were clearly all women.
No. 495102
>>494991>baldLe-LEWD!
He died while evil in Future Trunk's timeline and Dragon Ball GT, but knowing he's following A-16 wishes of protecting nature makes me welp. Crap, now I remember all those A-17 shrines in 2000-2002. I feel old.
No. 495225
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My mouse is broken so I can't play my husbando's game (going on a date with him as I call it). I also can't do my assignments or just use my PC in general but that's less important than spending time with my vidya boyfriend on a regular basis.
No. 495239
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If men looked like this or any of the guys in this game there would be no low birth rate issue anywhere and women would have the sex glow all day everyday.
No. 495246
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>>495241hardcore Sukunasis here, actually posted above you. I've been addicted to LADS for a while now and also had a break from this thread until recently, I still love my king and have an array of thoughts about him ranging from total (sexual) destruction to having 4 arms to cuddle with and do chores.
He is peak testosterone, impossible to top. I wish we'd get his final form animated sooner, I just know they'll make him incredibly handsome. Also I need Suwabe's voice to caress my ears, I can't imagine anyone else voicing him.
No. 495286
>>495259> Am i blogging?KEK don't worry nonna I understand you. I like the game for what it is but I'll be damned if I wouldn't pay hard coin for it to be 18+ or some kind of adaptation with good animation with amazing sex scenes, one can only dream. Sigh.
I dabbled into chatbots too for a while, the less moderated the better because I don't like feeling like I have restrictions when talking to someone.
I feel that depending on your intensity, media can satisfy you to a certain degree. If AI, audios, fanarts, fanfics, doujins aren't doing it for you anymore, maybe you're either overstimulated or really, really intense. If the latter I understand your frustration with not finding anything immersive.
> So i went back to fantasizingYeah I get you, this is best but sometimes you want to have that extra bit of visual or audio or any form of sensory stimulation, you know what I mean? That tiny bit that throws you over the edge. I think the lack of physical touch is what ultimately leads to some form of frustration.
> i am 100% buying the humanoid botYour review will be the only one that matters for me.
> What if that's not enough either?kekkkk nonnita you are so thirsty I love you for this
No. 495336
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>>494583He is exactly 10 centimeters taller than me, so I think that's cute, mostly because of number autism and matchy matchy feelings.
No. 495377
>>494583I think fictional manlets are cute… All of my ex-husbandos are like that. The smallest one is 5'1 and the tallest one is 5'7 just like me. Though, in the end I did resort to making the 5'1 guy practically the same height as me because it made fantasizing about us together awkward. Like, obviously I didn't think that it was creepy or morally reprehensible of me to think about railing a tiny twink, but it still felt weird? I just couldn't help but think about how ugly a real moid would look like if he was a compressed 5'1 midget. I know it's stupid, that was just me overthinking everything.
Anyways, personally, I think that the best husbandos are the ones who are roughly the same height as you. There's no power imbalance, it makes you feel like equals, it feels good to know how similar you are to your husbando even when it comes to such trivial things yadda yadda. Other nonnies expressed it well. I hate ridiculous size difference(when the woman is literally of a dick-sucking height) with passion even in fiction tbh. Buuutt, my current husbando is a lot taller than me though, so I feel like a hypocrite. He changed something in me, I guess. At first I even felt like his height was a deal-breaker and I had to make him smaller in my mind in order to consider making him my husbando. Besides that I was captivated by his other traits. I ended up liking the fact that when I'm hugging him I have no choice but to plant my face into his chest only after a month of him being my husbando kek.
No. 495384
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I had a dream I was fucking Atem/Yami Yugi
No. 495387
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>>495384Well? Was he any good?
No. 495391
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>>494834My first husbando after I got my grubby child hands on the internet was Ticci Toby.
But the first character I ever remember crushing on in my life was the man in the yellow hat. No. 495407
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>>495239I know, nonna of culture. Although dating Sylus means to have a crow as pet and a pair of twins as step-sons.
No. 495415
>>495178I've spent the equivalent of $1K USD on mine so it's okay.
>>495246Not my husbando but big titties yummy.
No. 495422
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>>494834Link is still my husbando, he has been my husbando ever since I was like 7 years old, around the year 2000 when we got the ocarina of time game, I fell for Adult link, then my love for him got more intense when we got Majora's Mask and I saw Fierce Deity Link, that blew my mind in millions of pieces.
Nowadays I'm 29 years old, so it's been quite a long time loving him, he's so cute, I don't even mind that now I'm taller than him in his adult form.
No. 495506
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my favoriet thing about the Meursault arc was Dazai in his grey sweater/sweatpants combo. I just know it smells like him, all warm and comfy and oooooo musky. I like to pretend my irl grey sweater is the one he wore in prison and he lets me borrow it. I'm always loving him but lately it's been dire. I need him spiritually, physically, mentally, agriculturally, economically, hornily but lovingly too. anyways I thought about Dazai while masturbating today and I came so hard I think I saw the 5th dimension.
No. 495519
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>>495241I am here (haven’t been active on the site as much) but I usually post about Toji or Hiromi because I’m currently in a whirlwind of ovulation between the two of them. And if I add Sukuna into the mix I will fall back into a dark pit of horny that nothing can sate and I’ll end up bruising my cervix again.
im not even kidding when I say I have to avoid thinking about him because I go absolutely brain dead and feral. I feel like a fucking freak kek No. 495535
>>494944Them having a love intrest just ruins it for me 99% of the time. I'm a jealous bitch.
>>494983This is exactly the delulu energy I'm trying to cultivate in my life I'm stopping all my psych meds immediately.
No. 495558
>>495553Same. I want to force myself on him, molest him, have him whimper and tremble in fear to my touch, take his virginity, force him to be a househusband, dress him in the style I like, force him to get his ears pierced, beat the shit out of him, tie him up, lock him up in a basement etc. He did nothing wrong to deserve any of this, but that's kinda part of the fun, ruining his innocence and corrupting him. He's just so cute I want to cute-agression all over him. I'm not into BDSM IRL or even media I consume, but I want to BDSM all over his ass.
No. 495612
>>495547>thanks by herdon't you mean thanks
to her?
No. 495642
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I want to shove my tongue up his nostril
No. 495674
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>>495612Yes. TY.
Sylus should buy me some English class or something No. 495782
>>494944I'm glad I got to see that side of my guy with an ex instead. She's an evil bitch, so not competition.
>>495239Nah, I love Sylus but I wouldn't want a kid even with him.
>>495535>I'm stopping all my psych meds immediatelyYou're probably joking, but please don't, we really don't need anymore schizo fans here.
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>>495407>2 hot sons>high tech mechanical crow>guaranteed funeven better
No. 495805
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>>495791>hot dragon formSylus is so perfect.
No. 495821
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Is he a 10 that also happens to be terminally retarded, or is he a 10 precisely because he is terminally retarded?
The world may never know but all I know is that I love this tard.
No. 495853
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I NEED TO PIN HIM DOWN WITH MY HAND ON HIS SCRAWNY NECK AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CUMS INSIDE ME AGAINST HIS WILL. Stupid, prissy demon, where's your composure now? Did I say you could stop smiling? I will crush your hips and snap you in half until I carry your spawn within me
No. 495868
>>495858if you're talking about
>>495239, no, she did not say what you're saying
No. 495883
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>>495864Same nonna, though I still really love him and play his game regularly because it's still really fun imo! I loved this guy since I was a snotty 14 year old that was finally allowed to play vidya. I guess you could call him my comfort character, though I really hate that term and think it's kinda gay lol
Haha I honestly had the same experience. I'm a east euro and if you know anything about that culture is that we are cold, passive aggressive people, so his sincerity and positive attitude is really appealing to me. Honestly I guess the concept of southern hospitality is so foreign to me that it becomes exotic and kinda hot to be honest. He's also in general just a really good guy and I love him.Save me southern boy… Southern boy save me No. 495895
>>495821Relatable tbh.
>>495858I know it's fantasy but it kinda sounds sad and self-destructive-ish. These are the fantasies of a teenager who doesn't know better. Have some self-respect even inside your head where everything is possible. I'm
>>495558 and my husbando is an adult, not to moralfag but I'd never have grooming fantasies with a younger version of him or anything like that because I'm not into that and I find it off, but I think being the one to groom him is a superior fantasy to wanting to be groomed by him. There are like millions of girl oriented romance media with a young girl being groomed by an older man and it's portrayed as positive, it's kinda sad and I wish you and others can break away from this mentality and be more in control. But at the end of the day it's just thoughts and fantasies, so you do you.
No. 495900
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>>494834Why, the Man in the Black Cape, of course. We've been together for over 25 years and our love still burns strong
No. 495901
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Drawing us together again and it's just hitting me now how out of my league he is…I mean, I always knew it was the case, but I think I just realized the full extent of it. It hurts that he would never choose me unless it was out of pity or something. He's so beautiful (inside and out) and I just look and act retarded. When I look at us together I see an angelic man doing charity work for a special needs woman. I knew I was autistic but I never knew it was this bad… I'm so sorry I'm not good enough for my husbando. I feel bad for imagining us together all of the time because I feel like it taints his perfection.
No. 495925
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>>495901What are you talking about? He’s not real.
You can just imagine he is attracted to you and it becomes canon.
You can just imagine you have the power to rape him and he is raped.
Why would you deliberately fabricate a situation that lowers your self esteem? Foolishness nonna, foolishness.
No. 495962
>>495953Nope. I want consensual loving equal sex.
Talking about rape all the time doesn't make you edgy and cool.
No. 495996
>>495965You've got to separate the voice from the character. But if that is enough to break your love it wasn't that serious anyway.
There is a reason though that I haven't bothered looking up info and I would never order a cameo.
No. 496021
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>>496014I could only dream of being on her level…
No. 496054
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I want to find the the kind of love with someone that spike and julia had. I wish I could be her just for a second so I could feel what it's like. I want to fall asleep next to him and run my hands through his fluffy hair and stroke his sweet sleeping face and feel the warmth of his beautiful fit body and give him kisses. He's literally a cartoon and if he was real I would hate him for being a violent self-destructive asshole but I'm so lonely and pathetic and I want love so badly. I love you spike
No. 496073
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My husbando would not be nearly as lovable if he weren't a nearly incomprehensible retard who laughs like a MIDI file dolphin and bends to my every whim.
No. 496078
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>>495965I'd take the cringe lol. My fav of my husbando's Eng voice actors is dead.
I'm a sub supremacist but Kai and Super are decent in English No. 496096
>>495965Good thing my husbando has no voice originally so I don't associate any one VA with him
for real though, one of my waifus' actresses is a troon supporter in real life but that hasn't stopped me from loving the character. It's not your husbando's fault that the guy they hired to voice him is a cringe person on Twitter, it's just happened to be that guy.>>494944For me it depends on the husbando, but one of them falls in love in canon and then has his heart crushed and nothing real actually happens between them, so it's the best of both worlds. I got to see what he acts like when in love and trying to flirt, but there's no risk of him being in a canon relationship.
No. 496098
>>495901Don't worry nona, he would fix you. If thinking that doesn't make you feel better, fake it till you make it. Pretend you're not bothered by it and that you're a better person than you feel you are, until it comes true.
>>495925Based and true
>>495962NTA but it was just a joke lol. Nobody is saying you can't want that with your husbando or that it's not cool.
No. 496177
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Maxie, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Trainer School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Aqua, and I have a Battle Resort streak of over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Slaking warfare and I'm the top trainer in the entire Hoenn region. You are nothing to me but just another EXP farm. I will wipe your team the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this PokéEarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my husband over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Super Secret Base network of friends across Hoenn and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Drought, Wurmple. The Drought that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your save data. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my HM slave. Not only am I extensively trained in VGC Doubles, but I have access to the entire roster of the National Pokédex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Precipice Blades all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>495925>>496098Thank you nonnies. I looked back at the drawings I made after reading your replies and I felt a little bit better about us. We may not be looksmatched, but the love is there. I am going to try to think about what qualities of mine would make him attracted to me to boost my self esteem. I like men who are prettier than me anyways, so I guess this is the reality of having that kind of type! I hope to become more confident in our relationship. Thankfully he's so nice that he will wait for me to work on myself.
No. 496220
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>Me at all these Pixiv art of Sylus with MC in the R18 option.
It feels like I found the Holy Grail.
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>really good artist is working on drawing a body pillow design of my husbando
>they’re on a break and aren’t gonna work on it until next month
i’m praying that this month flies by for me because i viscerally need this body pillow already holy hell
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>>496073He also has dog energy too which makes him so loveable
>sweet>protective>scary but friendly>follows you around>goes on fours >happy to be with you>craves for your love and affection>gives you love and affection>headpats No. 496453
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>>496443I'd love him if he was old, if we grew old together it would be cute!
I wouldn't love him if he was fat though, that is going a step too far. Sorry not sorry.
No. 496459
>>496443i like to imagine that whatever my age is my husbando is around the same just a bit older. so if he's a walking fossil then i'd like to believe that i am too and we would be a happy old couple sitting in our rocking chairs together while holding hands on a porch watching the sun set.
if he was fat then it depends. a bedridden beanbag with legs is a hard ass no, maybe we could still be friends bc he's nice. but if he's just a skinnyfat then i'd convince him to work out with me and we would both motivate each other to become sexy skinny people together!
and if he's a fat grandpa then hopefully my eyesight is bad enough by then that i just don't really notice kek
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>>496443Since most of my husbandos are younger than me (Hoozuki and Zagreus do not count because they're not technically alive), I would like a husbando in my age range.
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>>496391hell yeah
>>496443my gut reaction was no, but then i realized that there is kind of an insight into what an older/chubbier version of him would look like and i still find him really hot, so yes.
No. 496670
>>496443He's more likely to get anorexia than get fat, a lot of fanart draws him as a skeleton and he does vomit from stress and refuse to eat in his source material.
He's very insecure about himself and is pretty anal about having good hygiene and exercising every day, he mentions at one point in a conversation that he met a fat bald uncle growing up and avoiding that fate became a life goal of his.
There are a couple of older (around mid 30s-40s) au designs of him, they basically look the same except one got more muscles and stubble while the other got longer hair.
No. 496702
>>496443I would definitely still love him if he were old. I want to grow old together with him. We can slow dance in the kitchen and help each other get up off the couch. We'll never lose the golden love that we had in your youth.
As for fat, I'm not sure if he can even get fat considering how muscular and active he is. I can see him getting chubby though, since he likes to eat a lot. I think it'd be quite cute. I'd poke my finger into his soft belly and giggle. Also his cheeks would look so rosy and round. I would definitely still love him. Even if he got fat, I imagine that it would be out of his control. I got fat once from taking a certain medication, but now I'm normal size again. I would work with him to better his health and support his weight loss journey. But my love for him would never stop. He's the same wonderful man who I love and have chosen to marry. His pure soul radiates brighter than the fat of his body could ever jiggle. I think my love would blind me to his weight gain to be honest. When I see him, I see love love love. I would hope he'd be understanding if I ever got fat again.
No. 496723
>>496443I don't think his universe would allow us the complacency of getting fat. But he'd still look good with gray hair and more wrinkles. I'd be old too so it doesn't matter.
My other two husbandos and self inserts are immortal not really humans though.
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>>496362Wow. I didn't expect this question. Hmmm I hope the answer is not too cringe since I have a lot to say about it.
I don't ship it, but it's obvious that they'd be shipped so I kinda have to accept its existence. It's complicated because I like Archie a lot and love both Team Magma and Aqua. I love their rivalry and how their teams are opposites. To me, this pic is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen, not just thanks to me being a Maxiefag, but because I'm a Pokéfag and a Hoennfag. I liked that dynamic in Gen 3 and loved it in Gen 6, but purely as a non-romantic and non-sexual dynamic.
I was saving my comments about Magma & Aqua for the Pokémon thread since they were having that discussion about villain teams, but then I thought it'd be too close to avatarfagging because I can't just summarize my thoughts in 1 or 2 sentences, so I decided against it. Wish I could sperg here but nobody would wanna have autistic Teraleak shit clogging the thread. I also forgot why it's called Hardenshipping, it sounds so stupid kek, the western Pokémon ship naming pattern is funnyIn my one of my old hard drives I even saved a cute doodle I found of OG Maxie and Archie together. But that was before ORAS dropped and I fell in love with nu-Maxie.
I had a nightmare recently where I ended up finding an ecchi pic of them with him as the uke and I found it so disgusting. But I also found it hot even though I hated it. That was, perhaps, the biggest horror. I woke up horrified. At least I can use the idea and depict myself as the seme, lmaoI hate when shippers portray my husbando in a way I don't like regardless of context, and when some people act as if a fan pairing is canon and we all agree (I hate this in any fandom). Like it's unanimous and universally shipped. I also hate it when everyone's obsessed with shipping, albeit I might be a hypocrite for this since I'm obsessed with my husbando. I usually don't interact with the Pokémon fandom at all outside of here and Masters, though, so that's usually not a problem. This might sound immature but occasionally I get a bit upset when I find a shipper in the wild, which is funny because 10 years ago I didn't give a damn, probably because my hate was directed at Courtney at the time kek. But now that I tolerate her, it's the gay ship that bothers me, so dumb. I shouldn't mind fujoshippers at all, they have never done anything to me and I know for a fact that most of them are nice people who probably wouldn't mind my self-shipping anyway. In a way, they're doing the same thing I'm doing. However, sometimes my love for Maxie clouds my judgement and suddenly logic doesn't work anymore. Thankfully, I'm learning to not be so retarded about it.
>>496443Yes, but if he was fat it would be way weirder and less attractive than if he was old. Why did you put that image in my head??
No. 496960
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Been playing Yakuza Kiwami 2 lately and Daigo is so fucking hot. But I know he's not as hot in the other games, so that's a shame.
No. 496969
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>>496960lel
I wish Kiryu could take pictures in this room while he is still tied up
No. 496977
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I also spent like an hour or so taking POV shots of Majima in the Pirate Yakuza game kek
No. 496998
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>>496993I'm glad to have delivered
No. 497141
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He’s not even my fate husbando but I had a weird wet dream of him.
No. 497221
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I want to break down his discipline.
No. 497230
>>497225Hijikata Toshizo as he appears in Drifters. I know he is based on a historical person, but he is interpreted in so many fictional works.
Any other Shinsengumi fans around? I know we have at least some Gintama anons around here.
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>>497366If you know my husbando from something other than his game than it's from the fact that his game model was used for the very famous meme sfm animation Shrek is love, Shrek is life. If you look at some older L4D2 youtube videos that focus on Ellis you can see at least a few people referencing that video. So I's say shitposting is pretty ingrained in him because he was a part of a meme that escaped the sphere of his games' fandom.He's also supposed to be the Funny Guy™ of the group, so I guess there's also that! Whenever he succeeds at that is up to you, I personally think he's funny and adorable.
No. 497470
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>>497366Hoozuki might do shitposting to annoy Hakutaku, but he's quite professional.
Dazai is a shitposting on himself.
Zagreus is like "shitposting? what's that?"
Sylus doesn't like to shitpost, he has better things to do, unless I give him kitty eyes.
No. 497482
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>>497470I can imagine Dionysus and Zagreus getting real drunk and shitposting together on the net though, with Zag having no idea of what he is doing. Dio is a bad influence!
No. 497542
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>>497482After seeing picrel, I do think Dio is a bad influence to poor Zaggy.
No. 497622
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I view myself as a fanfic connoisseur, I'm very selective and even when I was a teenager I made fun of wattpap as the shitfic dumping ground. I even made snide jokes about how bad it is in comparison to ao3 with my shitty nerd friends in school, I'm such a fucking loser
But I have read all the x reader fics about my husbando on ao3, even the bad ones. So my romantic husbando lust lead my to checking out wattpad for reader fics and honestly, they are not that bad. I still think there is a higher percentage of good writing on ao3 and wattpad has ALOT of underages but hey I'll take what I can get when it comes to husbando.
I am willing to read shitty writing for him, I DO IT FOR HIM
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>>496787nona i would totally read your autistic spergs, im tired of reading about pokemon and having to hear about the opinions of the moids who want to fuck the pokemon and/or children. i think its called hardenshipping because of pumice?? i agree that shipping names in the fandom are weird, specially when you have like the three same characters from different media (game, anime, manga.)
>I hate when shippers portray my husbando in a way I don't like regardless of contextme too, although i feel it was a lot more common before on fandom spaces, where shippers would change a characters whole personality for the sake of their otp or something
>my hate was directed at Courtney at the timeKEKKK same, i used to hate every fem character that got shipped with my husbando. i also grew out of it and now my hate is directed to slash pairings of his
No. 497679
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>>495883im glad you still have him as your husbando, as i got older i flocked towards nick more for some reason, but ellis will always have a place in my heart.
same, i used to view gringo boys as this exotic thing so different from moids of my own nationality.ive also noticed that some ellis fans also like scout, similar character phenotype probably, do you also like him, nonita?also sorry for mentioning him, but what do you think about jesy mckinney?
No. 497696
>>497691Vergil is yours to rape nonna, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Rapenonna x Vergil is unironically my otp now, you gave us enough rape lore to ship it
No. 497701
>>497698I'm really lame and never done any drugs in my life, I kind of want to try weed but I would need to be in a safe environment with people I like, because smoking alone seems a little sad to me. Husbando would probably be really chill and cuddly while high, I on the other hand would most likely be really annoying. Im already prone to paranoia and depressivnes and I read that weed works out badly for people like me. Also I find the smell kinda gross.
I might be talking out of my ass though because I'm going off second hand info, so if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.
No. 497725
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>>497366He shitposts to hide his pain
and also to fuck with Otto>>497698Thinking about it, he actually does abuse drugs in the first season. Anime cut it out but he kept taking these magic beans called bokko fruit that would boost his magic power. They're not usually that big of a deal, basically caffeine pills that even kids can take, but since he'd never used magic before they were hard on his magic organ (gate).
He ended up abusing it to use magic and he fucked up his gate. They ended up calling in favors to get him to a special healer in order to fix him but he refused to admit it was a big deal. He ended up using magic down the line anyway and broke his gate down permanently. He needs dialysis every once in a while now.
He isn't much of a drinker though, funny enough. The first time he drank, he over did it a bit despite trying to be cool about it, vomitted all over himself, and then got stabbed and died.
I don't think he'd do drugs for fun or smoke though, he'd probably feel like he'd be disappointing his parents.
No. 497735
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>>497698No, because Hoozuki would punish me and not in a good way for consuming illegal drugs. Dazai… he would smoke oregano and think is weed. They wouldn't have any effect in Zagreus nor Sylus because reasons.
Besides I have enough with my pills.
No. 497737
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ATTENTION SEBASTION NONAS!!! Is his beauty worth watching the anime (or reading the manga)? Is he a good husbando? Is there yume fan content or is it all just yaoi?
(I know nothing about this show other than his beauty and it's ultra fujo fanbase)
No. 497739
>>497737I never got into him because I think his character is obnoxious. Spoilers ahead.
there's a chapter or episode somewhere later in the show containing flashbacks of how he met Ciel and it honestly was kinda endearing. He starts off as a demon and is pissed off at the prospect of being a butler at first, and has tons of trouble learning about all the human and rich people stuff. But once he gets the hang of it, he actually gets into it and it becomes a hobby and interest that he takes seriously. I think it's implied he actually enjoys being a butler and especially Ciel's butler and would take it over being a demon. Which is why he keeps stalling in ending their contract and eating Ciel's soul, because it means he's gonna lose the normal life he's living and all the friends and colleagues he made in the job. They don't know the truth about the demon human contract and that he will eat Ciel's soul once they find his family's murderers and kill them for revenge, so that reveal would probably mess up his relationships with everyone and he'll have to go back to his previous life wandering hell or whatever. We get some fan-servive moments that are yume tier, and some that are fujo tier. For example, he bangs a nun, he gets tortured by some dude, and he has suggestive moments with Ciel, sometimes as a joke, sometimes as fucked up moment. But it doesn't actually go that far and people are exaggerating how lewd this anime is. The lewdest things about it are the boobs of the 2 Chinese girls.
The story itself is entertaining and the historical setting and Victorian era British stuff are so fun. Especially the tea and desserts/pastry section in every episode lol. The mystery, action, fights, power system are all fun. It's a detective show with magic and a conspiracy is unraveled eventually. Although I'd say the initial season up to before the zombie ship movie were "filler" and the show didn't find its footing until then. After that, things get explained and revealed little by little and the plot twist is insane. No. 497749
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>>497698I just remembered last year on 4/20 I posted about my theory that he was a stoner before the timeskip. But yeah I'd smoke with him (preferably outside and not hotboxing his submarine).
No. 497757
>>497698If you mean real drugs, hell no.
I'd even make him quit smoking again, if he would do it for his ex he can do it for me.
Mild drinking is fine as long as he doesn't get actually drunk, too awkward.
No. 497796
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nonnas……I am so sorry…..
No. 497851
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>>497679You have good taste
nonnie, I also really like Nick as a character, he's not my husbando but he's really funny and has some of the best voice lines in the game in my opinion.
I love all the characters though, including Ro! I don't know why some many people used to hate on my girl back in the day I love this interaction in particular, it's actually from the beginning of the first campaign funnily enough.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOm61wv9seMHe just called my boyfriend inbred, Nick you nefarious rascal!
>ive also noticed that some ellis fans also like scout, similar character phenotype probably, do you also like him, nonita?Ellis is always the no. 1 in my heart but Scout is actually my favorite tf2 character, so I'm probably one of those people, Scout and Ellis have many similarities. But I think the main difference between them is the fact that Scout puts on a bravado to come across as more cool than he actually is (because come on, this guy is a fucking nerd) while Ellis is painfully, obnoxiously sincere and genuine. To the point where you either find him very annoying or very endearing for it.
Also despite their similarities I actually have a very different affection towards them as characters. With Ellis I want to hang out with him, have extremely long autistic conversations with him, maybe meet his mom, kiss in his shitty truck, you know lame stuff. Maybe shoot zombies with him if I'm in the L4D2 universe post Green Flu outbreak.
With Scout I basically just want to tardwrangle him a little lol, I have this big sisterly affection for his character (despite the fact that he's actually older that me, dude is supposed to be 27 I think?). I think I'd end up bulling him at least a little, I wouldn't be able to help myself.
>also sorry for mentioning him, but what do you think about jesy mckinney?I admittedly don't know much about him, so if he's done something weird or suspect I wouldn't know about it. I also haven't seen any pictures of how he currently looks but I think he looks pretty cute in those early 2000s photos. Though strangely enough I would probably feel intimidated to talk to a guy like that. While I feel none of that towards Ellis despite them literally having the same face, it's just that Ellis has such strong sweet boy next door energy that any fear I feel towards moids is completely gone around him.
Also this might be a hot take but I feel like the face model isn't the most important part of defining him as a character. I feel like what makes Ellis himself is the dialog that Valve wrote and the amazing voice performance by Eric Ladin.
I actally once watched an interview with Jesy McKinney and as parasocial as it sounds I couldn't finish it because seeing Ellis' face speak without an accent is so wrong and cursed to me kekekAlso I'm sorry for the novel length response, I started writing about him and couldn't stop. It's terminal, I fear.
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>>497737Imo as a long time kuro fan his beauty is worth it, but in general I don't mind the fujo nature of the series. Sebastian usually dominates the screen time. If you get into the musicals, his actors have the most performances as well.
There is also a yume-ish ova in season 2, Welcome to the Phantomhives, with a viewer pov. Sebastian acts as the escort throughout the episode.
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>>497698yeeaaahhhh, all of them.
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>>496443Actually, yes. I can totally see him aging into a chubby salary man type body. I think he would be a cute as a balding old man, but he'd definitely hate it. He has too much ego to let himself go like that. I feel like he's very health conscious. Definitely the type to try and fight aging by any means necessary.
>>497698I can absolutely see him drinking, he seems like the type who would enjoy good liquors and maybe cigarettes. I'm on enough meds that I don't generally partake in anything else, but I could definitely see him having the occasional adderall binge. I refuse to believe that he's never done any kind of stimulant just because of how obsessive he is.
Also the idea of us both being a little tweaked and trying to burn off the extra energy is pretty appealing. No. 498313
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I love you Jonathan. You're so cute and pretty for me. I hope you wouldn't think I'm creepy for thinking you're gorgeous when you cry. My heart beats quickly when you're sad. Part of me wants to comfort you and make you feel better, but somewhere deep inside I also find you irresistible when you're in pain. Please don't hate me for thinking this way. I would never try to upset you on purpose, but thinking about how your long eyelashes look even more noticeable when they're wet with tears makes my face get hot. Your cheeks get so red and your skin looks so supple. I just know you're a beautiful crier. I wish I could hear you whimper. I wonder how you'd react if you were overstimulated. I don't want you to get hurt, but I would love to look after you. I keep thinking about you burying your head into my lap and sobbing. My poor boy… you're a strong man, but you are so soft hearted. The world is too rough for you. I would rub your back as your chest heaves against my legs and you shudder and your breath hitches. Please let me soothe you!!! To hold your wrecked face in my hands and see your lost eyes dart around before focusing on me, and feeling grounded. Then I'd pull you in for a kiss and you would furrow your eyebrows and close your eyes, and let me love your pain away. That would be so nice. I'd also love for you to sit down and let me look down at you. Such a big, mighty man, looking small and helpless under me. You need the tender touch of a woman to help you feel better. You'd tremble with anticipation as I brush your hair back and cradle your head. I'd be firm, but gentle with you. Usually you're the one I rely on, the chivalrous gentleman guiding your little lady through life with a kind and reassuring hand. But when things get to be too much, it's me guiding you. You have your moments of weakness. You need a woman to grip your waist and lead you to security. I tell you how to kiss me and you don't have to think about anything except to listen to me. You'd do anything I'd ask of you then, the faith between us so deep and unwavering that you would trust me no matter what I ordered of you. Don't hurt your little head my darling, let me show you the way.
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>>498140I like to think he had tried to sniff flour first to check if he could sniff cocaine without problems, but it was too painful and discarded it.
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I wish there were more yume art where the woman is dominant. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for it.