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No. 47022

We've got plenty of underrated dudes on lolcow but are there any men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason? Men who are ugly, unattractive, average-looking, creepy, weird or just plain shameful? It doesn't have to be a big reason that you're ashamed, just say why.

Admit your thirst, farmers.

No. 47023

This asshole I had a crush on when I was in highschool.
He is incredibly handsome and a total moron, I just want to hate fuck him and never see him again.

No. 47024

File: 1453723290999.jpg (110.28 KB, 400x601, sorry.jpg)

Jimmy Urine
sorry

No. 47025

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Putin. I want to marry him, not even joking.

No. 47026

Traps, as long as there's a paper bag over their heads.

No. 47027

>>127721
uhhnnnnngg

No. 47028

File: 1453735011798.jpg (76.86 KB, 620x585, bourdain.jpg)

Anthony Bourdain.

I know that he's old and sometimes he looks like a butch lesbian woman…but there's something about him.

No. 47029

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Fenriz from Darkthrone.

No. 47030

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Ron Perlman. I don't know why because he's so not conventionally attractive. There's just something about his voice and the characters he plays though.

No. 47031

>>127721
saaaaammmeee.

No. 47032

>>127724 no, don't be ashamed! I've had a raging crush on him since I was sixteen. He's very cute. 10/10

No. 47033

>>127728
that earring he wears bothers the ever-loving shit out of me…..but god damn dude. I've never seen someone so descriptive and passionate about food in the same way that I am. I love how he's a snarky little asshole.

No. 47034

File: 1453743078067.jpg (153.46 KB, 982x1000, wenn3082588.jpg)

Geoffrey Rush is so marvelously talented and considerably underrated imo.

No. 47035

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He gives me creep vibes but I still would

No. 47036

File: 1453743571588.jpg (17.94 KB, 500x334, Danzig.jpg)

Danzig. He is 40 years older than me and kind of an ass but damn he used to be fine

>>127720

>>127721
YES
E
S

>>127725

My niqqa

No. 47037

>>127732
Hell yeah ;) Fenriz is cool af.

No. 47038

File: 1453747373620.jpg (449.88 KB, 2298x3062, BruceCampbell.jpg)

I'm never ashamed to say I'd fuck the hell out of Bruce Campbell in the Army of Darkness years because he was really hot, problem is, I watched Ash vs Evil Dead and I still feel a thing towards him

No. 47039

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Gary Oldman

No. 47040

>>127730
Me too

No. 47041

File: 1453752952436.jpg (260.48 KB, 1280x960, stevebuscemi.jpg)

Not entirely ashamed.

No. 47042

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Henry Rollins
I saw him last thursday at one of his gigs and he's as thicc as they say

No. 47043

>>127721
You are definetly not alone

No. 47044

File: 1453758437315.jpeg (163.94 KB, 1920x1080, shame.jpeg)

Anthony Kiedis, he's over 50, he's… not smart, he's just weird and has done some weird things.

No. 47045

>>127738
I feel you anon. I'm not even ashamed of it.

No. 47046

>>127737
i think he's really cute…

No. 47047

>>127740
I thought this is Borut

No. 47048

File: 1453764345693.jpg (25.91 KB, 228x329, jason-lee.jpg)

Jason Lee. He was a babe.

No. 47049

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>>127721
Me too. Love him
Early 00's Putin was prime

No. 47050

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Mike

No. 47051

>>127746
HahHahahahah
Same.

No. 47052

>>127721
I hate this asshole, but I recently realized that I'm also inexplicaply attracted to him.

Help.

No. 47053

>>127748
*inexplicably, fuck

No. 47054

File: 1453769262421.gif (498.71 KB, 500x281, tumblr_lsxajhHPNX1qlggmro1_500…)

maybe Jimmy Pop from Bloodhound Gang

>you and me ain't nothing but mammals

>so let's do it like they do on discovery channel

… I'm ashamed

No. 47055

>>127750
My ex looks like him, best sex ever tho

No. 47056

Bill Murray except not the fucking part because Bill Murray is PURE and only for cuddles

No. 47057

>>127752
>In leaked legal documents, his estranged spouse claimed the actor's "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behaviour, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment" had forced her and their four children out of the family home in 2006.

>The court papers further alleged that on one occasion, Murray "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her'".


damn i hope that'snot true

No. 47058

Paul Ryan.
Am I alone here?

No. 47059

I have been trying to figure out for a few weeks now if I would fuck Adam Driver.

Like, I could never fuck a guy because I like the character he played in Star Wars. So I watched a lot of interviews, watched him fuck hambeast Lena Dunham in Girls, watched his weird charity thing on buzzfeed.

I have been on the fence for awhile, but I think I have finally settled on, yes, I would.

He is just so fucking weird looking. Like if I was in high school, I probably wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole and thought he looked like a child molester. But now I just see his big hands and weird face and deep voice and do want to fuck.

His wife looks as frigid as me, so maybe this post wouldn't be such a turnoff to him either.

No. 47060

>>127726
OMG YES I loved him in pet semetary

No. 47061

>>127738
I know these feels. He looks like he could pick me up and helicopter me around his head.

I'm not even ashamed because I feel like this guy is intelligent as hell. I like how pissed off he gets.

No. 47062

>>127720
Based as fuck. I'd bang Jimmy Urine. but honestly, he seems like a cool guy in general to chill with.

No. 47063

File: 1453828397017.jpg (92.27 KB, 1280x720, Image3.jpg)

I want him to take me to Flavor Town

No. 47064

>>127759
Imagine having him at home 2 cool for u

No. 47065

>>127759
This is the only one that I cannot take seriously…That's just disgusting.
Repulsive, even.

No. 47066

>>127759
oh honey, no…

No. 47067

>>127754
Nah, I just looked him up, he's not bad. Cute eyes

>>127759

oh lord

No. 47068

>>127756
ron perlman wasn't in pet semetary. are you thinking of sleepwalkers? he was in that.

No. 47069

File: 1453864881275.jpg (47.74 KB, 704x396, knife-party.jpg)

I used to (and occasionally still do) have wild fantasies about the former bassist and vocalist of Pendulum/both members of Knife Party. At the same time. They're both like 35 and kinda gross lmao
pendulum get back together plz both of you have a good voices

No. 47070

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>53
>manwhore
>saggy man tits
>probably insane
I'd fuck him in a heartbeat

No. 47071

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Charlie Kelly. Like Charlie Day is cute af to begin with but you know he's the wildcard for a reason

No. 47072

>>127767
I'd fuck Charlie over Mac and Dennis anyday

No. 47073

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No. 47074

>>127769
In his early days? Yeah, sure, he's fuckable enough
But now I don't see why you'd wanna fuck a washed up hack asshole
Song related

No. 47075

>>127769
He looks like he smells so bad.

No. 47076

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>>127769
I still have zero idea how he got a babe like Rose Mcgowan to date this greasy ass.

No. 47077

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>>127772

No. 47078

Well Rose is ugly, MM is ugly -> Dreamcouple

No. 47079

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>>127769
Yes! Agree. Sorry I was a 90s kid lol

Is Bruce Willis shameful? Bc him too.

No. 47080

>>127775
I'd like to think no.

No. 47081

File: 1453931917722.jpg (59.62 KB, 400x600, ryland_blackinton_2009_11_16.j…)

Ryland Blackinton, former guitarist for Cobra Starship. I also share a birthday with him, haha

No. 47082

File: 1453933845005.jpg (470.17 KB, 1024x814, 98464611.jpg)

>>127777
Anon, are you FUCKING ME? I actually find Ryland to be very attractive, but I think his attractiveness grew on me after I saw a lot of off stage clips with Cobra starship and he seems very intelligent. He just seems like a legit smart, funny and charming guy. Also, Guy Ripley.

Bonus: Gabe's face in this photo. haha. (I'm a huge Cobra starship fan and would love someone else to gush about with that band. seriously)

No. 47083

>>127775
Bruce Willis is never shameful, even if he put on some pounds lately.

No. 47084

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>>127778
I LOVE the Guy Ripley character! I recently binge watched TAI TV and CobraCam for the first time in about 5 years, so I'm also a huge fan :)

No. 47085

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>>127780
Anon, bless you. Please email me so we can avoid derailment while we worship Guy Ripley (and other band shit) together.

No. 47086

>>127729
he doesn't wear the pirate earring anymore, as far as I know

No. 47087

>>127778
Is that Tila? I love her

No. 47088

File: 1453955689602.jpg (84.34 KB, 580x535, Tim_buckley_necklace.jpg)

That feel when one time I got high and admitted to my boyfriend that I'd hate-fuck Tim Buckley, creator of Ctrl+Alt+Del

No. 47089

File: 1453959792962.jpg (111.23 KB, 497x369, ryland.jpg)

>>127777
>>127778
>>127780
>>127781

I met him when I was a lil emo kid. He was very nice to me and went out of his way to make sure that I knew he was acknowledging me. It was really cool tbh.

No. 47090

>>127782
Yeah I think he said something about how 'dads don't wear jewelry' so he stopped wearing it…but still, the image of that tiny earring on his large ears is embedded in my mind.

No. 47091

File: 1454001146720.jpg (17.23 KB, 358x448, sexy-vladimir-putin-1.jpg)

;)

No. 47092

>>127787
Tip: he has a 2016 calendar.

No. 47093

>>127787
Yes. So fucking hot.

No. 47094

>>127788
hmmmm more Putin please

No. 47095

File: 1454032017736.jpg (82 KB, 500x597, vladimir-putin-most-interestin…)

so cute

No. 47096

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>>127769

The Manson concerts I've been to are like what I imagine a boy band concert would be like. Loads of screaming girls and even non-goth chavy looking girls screaming that they want to marry him. I've been to many many rock concerts and while heavy metal concerts have more titty flashing I've never seen girls go as crazy for anyone else as they do for Manson.

I don't know what his concerts were like during his 90s peak but by the early 00s it was like this.

>>127772


I always thought she was average looking. Plus remember back then she was trying to be an edgy goth and wore this to the VMAs.

It's strange how Rose McGowan turning up like this in the 90s wasn't a big deal but when Miley Cyrus, Amber Rose, etc do the same thing today we're meant to be shocked.

No. 47097

>>127787
Would bang.

No. 47098

>>127755
I was in the exact same boat as you and I agree. The more you look at him the more attractive he gets, but I think it's mostly his voice, body and personality that do it more than anything, but sometimes his face looks good too.

No. 47099

>>127721
I'm attracted to Putin in a femdom kind of way.

No. 47100

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>>127766
Same.
Don't forget Frau Schneider, though.

No. 47101

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>>127769

Hope this isn't powerleveling but my mom dated him for around a year before he was famous, she said that he was a dick but good in bed lmao.

Anyways, I'd fuck $crim from $uicideboy$ and feel dirty forever. He's such white trash and cringey but I have a weird crush on him. (He looks a bit like Trace Cyrus, right?)

No. 47102

File: 1454088354949.jpg (102.36 KB, 500x600, Eddie-Redmayne.jpg)

So shoot me. He'd whisper sweet nothings in my ear doing prone bone, pulling my hair, and then blowing load so big it would impress hentaI artists.

No. 47103

>>127775
There's nothing wrong with Bruce but his daughters did not win the genetics lottery.

No. 47104

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>>127750
would still bang at 43

No. 47105

>>127797
I would ask for deets but this is your mom, but power to her though.

No. 47106

>>127800
Wow, he looks good.

No. 47107

>>127795
he seems the dominant type tho

No. 47108

File: 1454118077404.jpg (101.32 KB, 622x515, putin.jpg)

I'd sit on his lap anyday

No. 47109

>>127804
And let him Putin in?

No. 47110

>>127795
he's like, the complete opposite of sub though lol unless you have a fantasy that his personality is only an act and he's very submissive irl. but tbh he seems way more fitted for maledom

>>127800

i wonder what he'll look like at 60 or so, it's like he doesn't age much right now

No. 47111

Why do so many of you want to fuck Putin?

No. 47112

File: 1454126385356.jpeg (71.01 KB, 464x600, 577090-970x600-1.jpeg)

>>127807
There's just something weirdly attractive about him

No. 47113

>>127808
I honestly don't see it, but you have fun with that

No. 47114

>>127805
Because I've been a bad girl and he needs to teach me a lesson. With his dick.

No. 47115

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>>127808
He kinda looks like that dude from hannibal

No. 47116

File: 1454129772219.jpg (55.58 KB, 169x200, tumblr_nydzd4TRpr1rsjbaso5_250…)

Stephen Dillane. A little ashamed because he's old, but he still looks good so eh.

>>127811

I wanna see Putin in a wig play in S4 Hannibal

No. 47117

>>127807
I don't know. I'm trying to fight it though, and the fact that he's balding makes him slightly less appealing to me, thankfully.

Also, he reminds me of this guy.

No. 47118

File: 1454142084718.gif (1.9 MB, 268x338, John_Murphy.gif)

I just started watching The 100 (no spoilers please) and I think John (Richard Harmon) is a weird kind of cute.

No. 47119

>>127718
Stephen Dillane, Vladimir Putin, Michael McElhatton, Charles Dance, Reinhard Heydrich, Joachim Peiper… Eh… and Arthur Wellington.
Christ, I have issues.

No. 47223

Found the theme song for all you Putin-thirsters
https://youtu.be/zk_VszbZa_s

No. 47224

My current crush has a goofy/almost ugly looking looking face, is 6 years older than me, and according to the half + 7 rule a relationship between us is unacceptable. And yet I'm wildy attracted to him and want to tie him up while I suck him off

No. 47225

>>127816
lol it's perfect

No. 47226

>>127817
>according to the half + 7 rule a relationship between us is unacceptable
You indeed do sound too immature to be dating someone that much older than you. You should be dating a preschooler to even out the playing field.

No. 47227

>>127816

No. 47228

Putin confirmed for lolcow husbando

No. 47229

>>127803
that's exactly why. i'm not attracted to wimps, i want to break a strong will, anon.

No. 47230

>>127805
You messed up that pun.

I'd let him Putin any day.

No. 47231

>>127813
you swedes are fucking nuts

No. 47232

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>>127815
hnnng

No. 47233

>>127821
We need a Putin banner.

No. 47234

>>127826
I second this

No. 47235

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>>127718
Lolcow be like…

No. 47236

>>127828
Everyone on lolcow should start spamming Putin with love letters or something. Don't know where you would send them, but it would be hilarious.

No. 47237

File: 1454253759354.jpg (43.82 KB, 600x398, cuteputin.jpg)

Young Putin was a cutie too

No. 47238

File: 1454257809670.jpg (27.76 KB, 236x344, 30408268b4138ae541ce36095f1acd…)

This weird motherfucker. Why do I find him attractive? I have no idea.

No. 47239

>>127830
I want to corrupt young Putin and make him cry a little.

No. 47240

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>>127828

No. 47241

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No. 47242

>>127830
>that smolder

No. 47243

>>127832
Same, anon.

No. 47244

>>127836
Farmers got some serious pedo tendencies lol

No. 47245

>>127825
damn, dance is a qt
i want him to dom me

No. 47246

File: 1454283331813.jpg (49.45 KB, 1356x763, 465646456.jpg)

Not really ashamed. I love guys who are goofy.

No. 47247

>>127839
I love this goofer.

No. 47248

File: 1454296867742.jpg (446.47 KB, 648x363, 47064522.jpg)

except actually i'm not ashamed at all

No. 47249

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>>127831
so fluffy

No. 47250

>>127841
Ugh i hate him, hes the unfunniest douche ever

No. 47251

>>127839
maybe if he wasn't so fat. i'm really attracted to hila, though.

No. 47252

File: 1454330831093.jpg (68.12 KB, 350x200, putin-mother.jpg)

>>127837
baby putin

No. 47253

>>127845
>posts photo of a kid in a "men you'd fuck" thread
confirmed pedo

No. 47254

>>127841
>wanting a Jew who spergs out at people on Twitter
Be kind to yourself.

No. 47255

>>127822
I like the way you think.

No. 47256

>>127846
i'm not a pedo, when i'm attracted to someone it's simply not limited to a rigid age-frame. i'm not sexually attracted to young kids (below 10 or sth), that's for sure. not gonna derail the thread with definitions of pedophilia, though. we could do that on /b/.

No. 47257

>>127835
what the fuck man, he looks dead inside

No. 47258

File: 1454356707570.jpg (40.07 KB, 634x435, 5A7.jpg)

Putin looking at this thread

No. 47259

>>127740
Haha same, even though that mustache makes him look like hitler

No. 47260

>>127851
The fact that this became the Putin thread is so surreal. I hope somebody directs him to it and he bans us all for our sins.

No. 47261

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>>127846
I think baby pics give you a good idea of what your kids would look like if putin got you pregnant.

No. 47262

>>127735
My nigga

No. 47263

my russian mom would be disgusted with this thread considering she despises putin

No. 47264

>>127856
i think we all despise him. i think it's a kink thing. like getting off on nazi uniforms, you know?

No. 47265

>>127857
I don't despise him. Not everyone is an obama EU cuck.

No. 47266

>>127856
>>127857
Well, it is men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck so the people posting him here clearly aren't proud of themselves for their Putinterest.

No. 47267

>>127859
I'm not ashamed, because if I was LITERALLY dating putin, that would be awesome. He's rich and powerful as fuck, I could order some ex KGB goons to kill anyone who looks at us funny.

No. 47268

File: 1454485363686.gif (490.85 KB, 460x345, tumblr_mxapjxlFwP1t0ple2o1_500…)

>tfw Putin will never give your boobs a thumbs up

No. 47269

>>127857
I actually don't

No. 47270

>>127861
Haha, this is great.

No. 47271

File: 1454531432703.jpg (2.78 MB, 545x309, x8ss9XA.jpg)

>>127718

No. 47272

File: 1454545829529.jpg (420.03 KB, 2000x1000, o-VLADMIR-PUTIN-SNOW-facebook.…)

just throwing some Putin by

No. 47273

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>>127865

No. 47274

>>127866
Hold me anon, I'm swooning!

No. 47275

>>127833
>>127834
this is banner material, make it happen

No. 47276

>>127866
>that blonde hair peeking out
qt pie!

No. 47277

>>127866
He actually looks a lot like a co worker I have and sort of crushing on (mostly because he's tall.)

No. 47278

>>127866
Am i the only one who sees mattg124?

No. 47279

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>>127775
He's the reason I find tanktops incredibly attractive on men.
Also, he might be old now but he's still got it.

No. 47280

>>127839
who is this? he looks really cute

>>127866

I find him much more attractive when he's older tbh, probably because of his very high james bond levels

No. 47281

>>127844
I kind of like that he's chubby. It suits him. Have you seen him when he was thinner? Dude's got a huge head.

>>127873

Ethan from H3H3Productions.

No. 47282

File: 1454599399441.jpg (46.75 KB, 500x345, tumblr_inline_nvxbmb9fJy1sosbs…)

>tfw putin will never hold you like he holds his dogs

No. 47283

>>127862
if you're female and support his political agenda i really don't know what to say

No. 47284

File: 1454604954933.jpeg (25.23 KB, 266x400, image.jpeg)

sweetie

No. 47285

File: 1454605090801.jpg (14.47 KB, 241x301, pennprofile.jpg)

Teller! I have a thing for short guys. Also watching these two next to each other kind of does something for me. I guess it's a kink thing. Actually it's not limited to guys, it's the same with Gillian Anderson in X Files, etc.

No. 47286

>>127877
Oh yes, oh yes.

No. 47287

>>127876
fuck off with your feminist bullshit. Some women are into traditionalism. Some women are egalitarian. Some women are conservative. Some women are natsoc.

You remind me of those blacks who call all republican blacks houseniggers.

No. 47288

>>127868
>>127866
YES. BANNER TIME!

No. 47289

>>127877
When he was the cute, googly eyed teacher in Pete and Pete Adventures! <3

No. 47290

>>127881
I definitely wouldn't mind seeing that cute face at the top of the page.

No. 47291

File: 1454620340618.jpeg (109.44 KB, 1653x1081, 4485485.jpeg)

>>127877
I couldn't get over how hot he was in Boardwalk Empire. God damn.

No. 47292

File: 1454632959523.gif (12.73 KB, 200x200, base_fisherman.gif~c200.gif)

the gorton's fisherman mascot

No. 47293

File: 1454633282906.png (153.64 KB, 500x281, image.png)

>>127884
I haven't watched that yet but damn he does look good..

No. 47294

>>127885
A kindred spirit. Also the Brawny guy

No. 47295

File: 1454641662363.jpg (51.6 KB, 582x991, brawny.jpg)

>>127887
HAHA I forgot about him! They seem to have revamped his design.

>With thirsty O's

I am so tempted now to write shitty fanfics about male ad mascots.

No. 47296

File: 1454643182957.jpg (17.01 KB, 240x300, donofrio-sm.jpg)

That kind of autistic detective role he played in Law & Order made me want to fuck him.

No. 47297

>>127878
I'd fuck Penn tbh. I don't even mean Penn now with his weight loss. I mean giant fat Penn.

No. 47298

File: 1454645575451.jpg (99.89 KB, 550x347, TheReportOfTheWeek-youtube.jpg)

I think he's legal now so it's okay.

I would fuck the shit out of him

No. 47299

>>127889
hell yea

No. 47300

>>127886
Holy shit, you have to see it then. It was a fantastic show.

No. 47301

File: 1454675686661.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.74 KB, 620x349, 5155319f-fffe-4a64-bb44-196f5f…)

saw this and thought of you guys

No. 47302

File: 1454676912180.png (77.16 KB, 262x195, 225.png)

>>127888
mr clean anyone?

No. 47303

>>127890
i think it's his confidence. i imagine more women are attracted to him than to teller lol

No. 47304

>>127895
Yes, please.

No. 47305

File: 1454680835091.jpg (148.31 KB, 900x1204, wLWwo (1).jpg)

Willem Fuckin Dafoe. I never find his face attractive tbh, but I have a feeling if he told me to fuck him, I would in a heartbeat.

No. 47306

File: 1454687511821.jpg (17.91 KB, 553x549, jeannette-barron-dafoe.jpg)

>>127889
yes! reminds me of all the nights spent watching l&o, he's cute

>>127898

sure. his face is not too bad, looks a bit haggard now that he's older cause it's so angular, but still nice, especially when he was younger

No. 47307

File: 1454690513651.gif (1009.76 KB, 500x250, groovy bruce.gif)

>>127734
Yesss, anon. He's just got such good bone structure, ugh.

No. 47308

>>127899
Same anon. I would sound really ridiculous, but oh, that younger photo of him reminded me of Eddie Redmayne! I like Redmayne, maybe that explains why I'd fuck Willem Dafoe. Still I don't find his younger face that attractive either though, and his aura is sooo different from Eddie Redmayne. Redmayne comes across as a goodie two shoes and kind, while Dafoe is the opposite, more than the 'bad boy type' almost like 'the meanest guy alive' to me, and I'm not into bad boy type in real life, but yeah…I'd still fuck him.

No. 47309

File: 1454694458897.gif (1.52 MB, 250x250, chardee.gif)

>>127767
>>127768
God, yes. The scene he had with Dee in season 10 did things for me.

>tfw you will never be the tall, gangly girl that makes out with Charlie Day

No. 47310

>>127898
I'd have afternoon tea with him in a heartbeat.

No. 47311

>>127902
I love how Dee says she had a good time making that scene since she had a chance to makeout with another dude who wasn't her husband. Gotta respect that.

No. 47312

>>127904
I thought Charlie Day and Mary Elizabeth Ellis were married?

No. 47313

>>127905
She's married to the actor who plays Mac.

No. 47314

>>127905
I'm actually an idiot. I'm mixing Dee up with the waitress, I'm sorry, ignore me.

No. 47315

>>127907
No, no it's all good, anon.

No. 47316

>>127790

>more like putin it in you, am I right ?? ;)

No. 47317

File: 1454713954152.png (286.9 KB, 441x350, llll.png)

I fucking love the skinny nerd type like dayum.

No. 47318

File: 1454714372259.jpg (63.01 KB, 600x400, I would destroy this bear man …)

I can't even front, I fucking love husky, bear-type guys like pic related. They're cuddly.

No. 47319

File: 1454720008373.jpg (104.67 KB, 580x400, dyrus-tsm-esports-plyrprofile.…)

M-My summoner name includes his name in there as well. And he looks exactly like my Fiance when he has long hair.
>tfw not a qt short asian loli to snag a pro lcs player
Its okay my fiance is at challenger in elo anyways lol

No. 47320

>>127910
The least attractive male character in the show. Hotch is the cutest.

No. 47321

>>127895
>>127897
Have you guys seen his facebook profile? It's adorable, I swear.

No. 47322

>>127911
ew, no thanks. Guy on right is perfect though.

No. 47323

>>127911

fuck yeah guy on the left is adorable. I'm not usually a fan of bald but definitely a fan of beard plus bear bod 10/10

No. 47324

>>127912
Kill yourself

No. 47325

>>127916
Same. Don't like baldness but adore bears. Always feels kinda awkward saying it though, cause bears mostly seem to be associated with gay culture

No. 47326

>>127918
Because the term 'bear' is a gay word in the gay culture. I've never heard it used in heterosexual terms.

No. 47327

>>127919
Yeah, but what would be used in hetero terms? Husky doesn't seem right as it makes me think fat, and not muscular like above. I'd like to know though because it's >>127911 my ideal body type for a man.

No. 47328

>>127920
husky?

No. 47329

File: 1454865998343.gif (706.49 KB, 500x361, image.gif)

Riff Raff :(

No. 47330

>>127920
I think a lot of people just call it bearmode or some variation of built/strong fat

No. 47331

>>127920
lumberjack?
or was that to describe beards..

No. 47332

>>127922
both of these guys. major childhood crushes for me. lol

No. 47333

File: 1454947515779.jpg (87.02 KB, 600x637, 10K.jpg)

Usually not attacted to someone younger than me, but damn hes cute
doesn't help hes was prob underage in this photo.

No. 47334

>>127833
In Soviet Russia, The Farmer Gives Milk to The Cow

No. 47335

File: 1455582015834.jpg (758.95 KB, 1280x800, ZxzjKiN.jpg)

>>127853
I'd bang most of the Russian guys I've met IRL. I think it's the sharp features and utterly uninterested resting facial expression.

No comment on Putin.

No. 47336

File: 1455583254830.jpg (38.36 KB, 474x316, putin-in-east-germany.jpg)

sexy

No. 47337

File: 1455583819512.jpg (76.96 KB, 600x696, image.jpg)

Feels bad 'cause he's almost 40.

>tfw Tanahashi will never hold you tight while fucking you senseless


kill me now.

No. 47338

File: 1455584079918.jpg (15.36 KB, 300x300, ixFPPP1.jpg)

Dan Mintz…uhhhhhhhhhhh

No. 47339

>>127734
Yes bitch I am so happy to see someone else who loves him both now and then

No. 47340

File: 1455611981217.jpg (50.36 KB, 320x240, 124101.jpg)

Trevor Philips/Steven Ogg
Its embarrassing

No. 47341

>>127930
nice pecs, those are some seriously sweet man titties

No. 47342

>>127933
I'm glad I am not the only one

No. 47343

File: 1455626171803.jpg (132.28 KB, 768x1024, image.jpg)

>>127934
They're amazing aren't they

No. 47344

File: 1455627122017.jpg (52.93 KB, 480x720, image.jpg)

I also liked his new wave grandma aesthetic from the eighties but David Sylvian is still a qt

No. 47345

File: 1455820026542.jpg (51.79 KB, 640x640, omggggg.jpg)

>>127737
>>127877
>>127884
>>127886

Oooh anons, hold me.
I have a huge obsession with him.

No. 47346

>>127938
That is such a cute mousepad. Speaking of which I know a couple other girls IRL who really like him.

No. 47347

File: 1455854832114.jpg (9.97 KB, 250x373, Severus_Snape.jpg)

Alan Rickman in general, but particularly as Snape. Made my childhood weird as fuck. Broke my heart when he passed away, may he RIP

>>127767

Goddamn, anon, YES!

>>127839

Goofy chubby dudes do things to me, he's so cute

>>127933

I found Trevor weirdly atractive and then when I saw Steven IRL… he's so hot

No. 47348

File: 1455855952617.jpg (205.83 KB, 500x500, 388823-tom-felton-getty-crop.j…)

>>127940
I don't blame you, anon. Snape is my weird obsession too when I'm in Harry Potter craze phase. Him and Malfoy when his hair is slicked back like in Harry Potter 1&2. Never liked Tom Felton's hair not slicked back as Malfoy, I don't know why…

No. 47349

File: 1455868948000.jpg (46.36 KB, 1280x720, 1280x720-1gO.jpg)

I know its bad

No. 47350

>>127930
>>127936
How could i have lived so many years of my life not knowing this hunk existed

No. 47351

>>127940
Wait did you see Steven Ogg in the flesh??

No. 47352

>>127941
Yeah, Tom was another one of my crushes from that franchise, too. I liked him most in the last movies, in his all black suits and looking like he just went through hell.

>>127944

No, I wish! Bad choice of words there, meant I saw pics and videos of Steven. If I ever saw or met him I might lose my shit kek

No. 47353

If you guys had a personal time machine to yourselves, would you use it to go back in time and fug younger versions of men? I would

No. 47354

File: 1455919480744.jpg (62.48 KB, 630x420, Pete-Best-630x420.jpg)

>>127718

No. 47355

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

No. 47356

File: 1455943512606.jpg (85.7 KB, 1366x719, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>127948
Why are you ashamed that you want to fuck him? I mean, Leo is a total hunk, both young and old <3

No. 47357

File: 1455945178239.jpg (80.8 KB, 620x372, 3600.jpg)

Martin Shkreli. His douchebag confidence really does it for me tbh. Also I find his love for chemistry/teaching it kinda cute.

No. 47358

File: 1455950523660.jpg (35.22 KB, 630x420, JohnDarnielle.jpg)

this is probably my most shameful one. I don't know, I don't even really care for the "sensitive" type irl. There's just something about him that gets to me. 10/10 would journey to georgia with

No. 47359

>>127949
>>127948


Exactly.

Anon, most girls have been froffing at the pussy over Leo for YEARS. I remember watching the Titanic as a kid, six years old and crushing on his baby face like mad. Then crying at my family taking the piss out of my "ickle crush". Now I'd be like "Oh god yes!".

:) Don't be embarrassed anon

Embrace your hunger for Leo

No. 47360

>>127949
God, I'd fuck his brains out

No. 47361

>>127949
Wow, what a difference in his growth! But one thing for sure, DiCaprio ages well, I'm curious how hot he'd be in his older years.

No. 47362

File: 1455985093741.jpg (80.6 KB, 340x360, james-franco-480x360.jpg)

James Franco.
Not that shameful to be honest, but the fact that he wanted to fuck a teenager kinda makes me cringe

No. 47363

>mfw I've fucked a man I've been ashamed to fuck

it was
okay

No. 47364

>>127955
Wasn't that a noise marketing though? I mean I remember when the scandal broke out, he has a movie about forbidden love between student and teacher or something the next week. CMIIW guys.

No. 47365

>>127957
oh my I never knew this. I feel so much more at peace now

No. 47366

>>127955
I had a dream once where he told me I was pretty and wanted to bury me in dirt to keep me young. He also wanted me to pull his foot off, and when I did, a hand popped out of his foot hole. I even made a crude drawing of it in my journal when I woke up.

No. 47367

>>127765
i think my prayer was answered because i found out today that the band IS getting back together at a music festival this year

No. 47368

File: 1456011032964.jpeg (633.75 KB, 1960x3008, image.jpeg)

Idk what it is about him. It's so embarrassing. Especially since half the time I'm thinking "derpdy derp!". You could add Edward Furlong to my list (and I mean current), but I simultaneously get a little depressed when I see him.

No. 47369

>>127889
Oh fucking hell yes. Not ashamed. Got a friend who thinks he's hot as hell too.
>>127900
So fucking hot even now. And funnily enough, Hotch from Criminal Minds reminds me a bit of him; I remember finding him quite attractive when I saw him in shudder Dharma and Greg.

No. 47370

>>127962
Whoops, the bit about my friend should go under the Bruce Campbell post. I got too … flustered, obviously.

No. 47371

>>127876
Do you even know what Putin's political agenda is…?

He's not against abortion or anything like that. I just don't see why you'd be opposed to him on the basis of being a woman, if you were an Estonian or a Lithuanian I could understand it, but a "woman"? What has Putin done specifically to upset all women?

No. 47372

Richard Hammond from Top Gear

No. 47373

>>127965
I can understand that.

No. 47374

File: 1456171835916.jpeg (156.6 KB, 1252x1252, fdcQzAtT.jpeg)

Hnnnnnnng

No. 47375

File: 1456178751586.jpg (18.1 KB, 340x341, putin.jpg)

This thread has given me a Putin fetish. Thank you.

No. 47376

File: 1456208200940.jpg (20.79 KB, 300x300, MTE5NDg0MDU1Mzg2Njg2OTkx.jpg)

I don't even know if I'm really ashamed, but I get weird looks when I mention him. Jeff Goldblum has been a crush of mine forever and he's aged really damn well imo.

No. 47377

>>127968
He kinda looks like a sith lord here

No. 47378

>>127969
Yah he still looks great at 63, if anything he looks better now than he ever has. Would ride.

No. 47379

>>127955
seeing him suck that gun in spring breakers gave me such a boner. he's gay though, right? i mean he at least has to have sucked dick before, check that scene out rn!

No. 47380

>>127949
Looks a bit overcooked now. Where the Leo pedos at?

No. 47381

>>127942
wait, isn't that that yt psychologist?

No. 47382

>>127974
Why yes it is <3

No. 47383

>>127975
How'd you find him?

No. 47384

>>127972
oh my god, this is amazing
THANK YOU ANON
I'm like 100% percent sure he's not straight after seeing this

No. 47385

>>127977
Right?? This guy KNOW how to suck. Hot as fuck. Wish I had a dick tbh.

No. 47386

>>127977
He doesn't have to be gay to know how to do what he wants to be done to him. Like, I bet most guys would like to show whoever's sucking their dick how to do it right, and the best way to do it would be on something that was like a dick.
No idea if he's straight or gay, js.

No. 47387

>>127977
I feel strange arrousal, thank you anon, i think it's my new fetish.

No. 47388

>>127977
Not even attracted to James Franco but that was fucking hot as ever. Wow!

No. 47389

>>127977
you may of just caused me to develop a gun kink

No. 47390

File: 1456612206308.gif (1.22 MB, 500x292, tumblr_nitm48lPOb1rpryxxo1_500…)

james spader in his secretary days is making me feel guilty

No. 47391

>>127979
I have a vagina but I'd be completely clueless about eating pussy so idk

No. 47392

>>127982
Join the club.

No. 47393

>>127983
Prefer a more passive Spader myself but he definitely was easy on the eyes in Secretary.

No. 47394

File: 1456620318381.jpg (27.35 KB, 594x395, 17dbede8018.jpg)

young Dan Aykroyd

No. 47395

>>127950
>>127950

THANK YOU, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Still, I'm totally ashamed about it and would definitely lie if asked irl. I think he's so fucking cute, though.

No. 47396

File: 1456633140471.jpg (42.73 KB, 427x640, tmp_24485-1mang03412207765.jpg)

Idk if you guys keep up with esports, but I'm pretty ashamed to admit I'd totally fuck Mang0. He's a Smash Bros player who is probably drunk most of the time and dresses like a homeless frat brother.

No. 47397

>>127983
>>127986
fuuuuck yeaaaaah james spader in secretary is hot! don't mind fucking the younger him, but current him kinda scare me tbh.

No. 47398

>>127792

>It's strange how Rose McGowan turning up like this in the 90s wasn't a big deal


No, it's simply how the media works. Metal, Rock, Scene and any other "alternative" genre doesn't get the spotlight no matter what goes on in there. The fanbase is made up of people who expect crazy, they're likely a least a little themselves.

You can't sell magazine covers that read "2016's Warped AWARD Winner has a DRUG PROBLEM", NOBODY WOULD CARE

Same thing with their clothes. "Rock star's wife dresses like a stripper" So what?

No. 47399

>>127870

>He looks like a co worker I have and sort of crushing on

>because he's tall

I have bad news for you…

No. 47400

>>127988

don't worry anon i find him p cute too

No. 47401

>>127992
Yeah, he's 5'7". Poor guy. My boyfriend is 6'4" so I can't really imagine being with such a manlet.

No. 47402

>>127990
Same here, although even in Secretary he was getting a bit past it for me.

No. 47403

File: 1457200270825.jpg (355.29 KB, 1036x691, the-revenant-official-trailer-…)

>>127973
lol overcooked leo is still a hunk in my opinion

i'd be ashamed to fuck leo in the revenant though. he looked pretty unappealing in that movie, but, but…i mean, he's leo…

No. 47404

File: 1457637296977.jpg (177.52 KB, 1280x1256, tumblr_o0w9neBCEz1v3hqoqo1_128…)

the dude who plays filthy frank
i wanna be his artsy house wife

No. 47405

>>127997
he looks so tumblr here :( no franku

No. 47406

>>127997
YES. I felt like garbage for thinking he was hot this whole time. Glad I'm not the only one.

No. 47407

File: 1457648217549.jpg (58.96 KB, 620x393, xq4e2be.jpg)

Any 1D member, except for the gay one, and including the one who's technically not a member anymore

No. 47408

>>127997
I just looked this guy up. I went to school with a kid who has that exact name/nickname/heritage lol

No. 47409

File: 1457721734758.jpg (28.69 KB, 400x535, saul.jpg)

Not even ashamed

No. 47410

>>128000
Which one is supposed to be the gay one? I've seen theories saying they're all in relationships with one another or something

>>128002

Hell yes! It's gotta be his personality for me, sleazy but suave

No. 47411

>>128003
Louis. He recently (allegedly) fathered a kid with some rando and is a complete flamer

No. 47412

>>128004
>allegedly
Oh God, you're not one of those psychos that drove to the hospital to try and prove the baby was fake, are you?

No. 47413

>>128005
lol…I really don't care about the baby drama. I qualified my statement because I've read like one article about it.

No. 47414

File: 1457723256128.gif (3.11 MB, 500x284, jimmy.gif)

>>128003
Exactly. It's definitely the sleazy but suave personality. That silver tongue he's got is so attractive too.

I'm so glad he got his own spin-off show.

No. 47415

>>128007
Silver tongue with a nice voice to boot. Thanks for posting this btw anon, you reminded me I need to watch second season of BCS

No. 47416

File: 1457906202599.jpg (504.78 KB, 1920x1052, TommyWiseau.jpg)

i feel so fucking weird pls help

No. 47417

File: 1457907984408.jpg (28.93 KB, 650x366, jullianassange.jpg)

>>127718
christ is that what he looks like now

Julian Assange. Mainly how he looked around 2010. He's not aging well but I probably still would

No. 47418

the reverend from The Leftovers, I can't explain why

No. 47419

David Attenborough. I wouldn't fuck him but maybe like cuddle? Idk, he's cute. (/\)

No. 47420

File: 1457909657578.jpg (26.36 KB, 720x404, 1331394859743.jpg)

>>128009
I would too.

No. 47421

File: 1457909964568.jpg (32.33 KB, 500x408, julian-assange-new-york.jpg)

>>128010
Me too anon, no shame. His voice and way of speaking is super hot.

No. 47422

File: 1457917192465.gif (2.22 MB, 628x338, lesrevenants-simon.gif)

I suppose it's not shameful to lust after an actor but I'm a bit ashamed to say my attraction didn't even fade a little when he was essentially playing a rotting corpse. I really feel like it should have

No. 47423

>>128011
Do you mean Christopher Eccleston, anon? I've had a weird crush on him forever.

No. 47424

>>128016
YES him

No. 47425

>>128009
He seriously looks like a legit alien wearing a human mask.

No. 47426

>>128015
He's really cute.

No. 47427

File: 1457953249184.gif (1.75 MB, 245x150, tumblr_miute6sAi41r8vzdno3_r1_…)

all of this and no t bag

No. 47428

File: 1457953603770.jpg (118.65 KB, 960x640, John-Abruzzi-prison-break-3768…)

and John Abruzzi, and Alexander Mahone, EVERYONE on prison break are so fucking hot. Me and my bestfriend watched this show when we were still young teens and developing our sexuality and I think it really shows until this day.

No. 47429

File: 1457953666611.jpg (30.52 KB, 342x514, 7b4b9cb4-ae89-4227-9207-d2b1d6…)

lastly alex mahone that it I'm out sorry for the spam.

No. 47430

>>127997
I would bang Joji into the next century. Don't even care.

No. 47431

File: 1457963283649.jpg (24.14 KB, 424x520, 0DlaT5u.jpg)

>>128023
He's not awful looking when dressed as a normal person

No. 47432

File: 1458007272230.jpg (18.38 KB, 460x460, stupid sexy milo.jpg)

help me, farmers
i don't even know why, i think i just saw him on channel 4 news one day & he made me laugh. i like his smugness, don't entirely agree with at least half of his politics though.

>>128000

i quite like harry styles, particularly when he looks like he hasn't washed his hair for about three weeks & it's all falling in his face

No. 47433

>>128025
Milo is so handsome. I have the glasses with MILO on them from his zazzle shop.

No. 47713

File: 1458009194188.jpg (54.85 KB, 600x600, fabulous and smug.jpg)

>>128026

ooh i hadn't been on there, think i might purchase this baby: http://store.yiannopoulos.net/product/short-sleeve-mens-t-shirt/

No. 47714

File: 1458119353635.jpeg (38.45 KB, 400x535, image.jpeg)

Goddamn son', can someone please explain why I want to gargle his marbles

No. 47715

>>128028
>>128002
For fucks sake didn't see this was posted already lmao

No. 47716

>>128025
>>128026
>milo
Is that the gamergate homo?

No. 47717

>>128028
>>128029
Lmao, I cracked up cause you even used the same picture as the previous anon. But yeah he's cute

No. 47718

>>127721
>TFW putin bodytype
I don't know whether this is a good thing or abad thing.

No. 47719

>>128030

indeed, that is the self-described "gay thot" with the bad bleach job. i couldn't care less about gamergate etc, i just like watching him being arrogant on 'the big questions' of a sunday morning.

No. 47720

File: 1458443491861.jpg (41.46 KB, 500x375, orange-is-the-new-black-05_612…)

George Mendez….

No. 47721

File: 1458443567456.jpg (145.65 KB, 620x375, fred-armisen-stern.jpg)

I can't explain this one.

No. 47722

>>128035
is it cause he talked about death grips that one time

No. 47723

>>128036
i didn't know that, but that helps his case.

No. 47724

>>128035
He looks too much like my father.

No. 47725

>>128035
You're not alone, anon. Most of the women he's gotten with are really hot and usually >10 years younger than him

No. 47726

>>127997
>tfw franku-sama will never feed you dead rats and help you bake cake with throw up in it

No. 47727

File: 1458512537816.jpg (31.4 KB, 620x348, OU9Chos.jpg)

Elon Musk, because he looks like a lesbian and is a confirmed awful husband

No. 47728

>>128041
Lol I was just thinking the other day how fuckable Elon Musk is. This interview of him crying is what did it for me. I bet he'd be really vocal in bed.

No. 47729

>>128042
>really vocal in bed

I like that. I like that a lot. And in that accent….omg.

I stand by my original assertion that he looks like a lesbian and is an awful spouse due to insane devotion to his work. But yes, I still would.

No. 47730

File: 1458608012720.jpg (202.4 KB, 1920x1080, Robert Maillet.jpg)

I would never say this to anyone else, ever, but I want to ride his dick and call him daddy as he either hugs me into a tight embrace or pins me down.
My size difference kink is only adding more fuel.

No. 47731

File: 1458621548601.jpeg (46.93 KB, 535x813, image.jpeg)

I have a thing for Rob Corddry. My bf makes fun of me all the time, but recently it has mind fucked him into thinking that I have bad taste in general and questions his own attractiveness. I swear, I only have bad taste in white men—I never even go for them irl.

No. 47732

File: 1458624967564.jpeg (190.33 KB, 1200x1200, image.jpeg)

Most fuckable dead US president (or other dead world leader, I suppose)? I'd go with Franklin Pierce

Does anybody else get turned on by pictures of Civil War-era men?

No. 47733

File: 1458634654588.jpg (150.92 KB, 1280x720, edoobs.jpg)

iDubbbz..

No. 47734

File: 1458645813342.jpg (9.21 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

>>127959
In an alternate universe I never scrolled up and found this comment.

Also I would 100% bang Adam from YourMovieSucks/AdamPlaze. He's gay and a furry but something about how feminine he looks and how openly perverted he is makes me want to fuck him despite knowing he isn't into women.

>tfw I will never be Adam's muscular dom bf

No. 47735

>>128048

Ahhh yes, Anon, good taste my friend.

>tfw I found out he's a gay furry 3 months ago

No. 47736

File: 1458670138880.jpeg (35.48 KB, 448x584, image.jpeg)

>>128046
I like Teddy. Young pic, but I love his gusto period.

No. 47737

File: 1458767743641.jpeg (52.27 KB, 460x450, image.jpeg)

i miss him :(

No. 47738

>>128048
you just broke my heart anon, I've crushed on him for years and had no idea that he was gay.

No. 47739

File: 1458777186204.png (698.23 KB, 1269x864, Screenshot 2016-03-23 16.51.55…)

>>128052
I know right :( He's a total babe…

No. 47740

>>128051
Just as the Governor, or as himself? I liked David Morrissey for years, he's gotten a wee bit too old-looking for me now though. I still love hearing his voice on the Gillette ads, hnng…

No. 47741

>>128051
Same. Best character in TWD

No. 47742

>>128053
He also identifies as a horse.

No. 47743

File: 1459048263830.jpg (53.56 KB, 1280x720, Inbetweeners_chars_neil_s03.jp…)

i don't know why.

No. 47744

>>128057
cause apparently he's good with his fingers lol

he's cute, i like jay too

No. 47745

>>128057
Fuck he's like the only reason why I watch that show from time to time.

No. 47746

>>128048
Didn't he do webcam porn at one point?

No. 47747

>>128057
imo he was the only likeable one out of the group

No. 47748

>>128057
aw i love him! i prefer patrice the french exchange student from season 2, though, he was such a babe.

No. 47749

File: 1459967250998.jpg (34.13 KB, 660x440, tmp_31600-Anthony_Fantano_Prom…)

He's such a babe to me. I love his humor. I'd never admit this anywhere but here, though… Everyone else seems to think he's cringe-y.

No. 47750

>>128063
ia. i'd fuck Fantano. i'd suck his needledrop ( ° ʖ °)

No. 47751

File: 1460067760238.jpg (156.96 KB, 960x637, SXSW_MAR_12_13-15-of-26-960x63…)

>>128063
Why tho? I like his reviews, but he's so dumpy looking. He's also a race traitor.

No. 47752

File: 1460105064425.jpg (52.54 KB, 650x409, image.jpg)

He's overweight, ginger and balding. But damn, I would do bad things to Louis CK.

No. 47753

>>128066
oh man same, there's just something about him (he totally talked about this in Louie too, young girls wanting to hook up with him because he's old and cute/daddy issues)

No. 47754

File: 1460277976487.jpg (43.34 KB, 630x354, 0008c310-630.jpg)

I find him much more attractive as The Hound, but he's still a qt

No. 47755

>>128068
Good taste anon, he's such an attractive man

No. 47756

>>128068
I want Rory to pound the fuck out of me honestly thanku

No. 47757

>>127771
Funny story actually

My cousin met him a few years ago, and said that he smells like old ketchup. He also met Skrillex back when he was in From First to Last and said that he, too, smells like old ketchup.

No. 47758

File: 1460290815935.jpg (88.73 KB, 600x600, CXLISxMUsAA7MYa.jpg)

Marc Maron thoooooo

No. 47759

File: 1460332324574.jpg (104.75 KB, 1066x1631, 1458421244474.jpg)

I recently developed a crush on Nicky II
Fucking bolsheviks man

No. 47760

>>128020
Who is he?

No. 47761

>>128071
How many others has your cousin said that about? Don't give a shit about either dudes, but I started smelling things and it turned out i had a cyst on my brain, lol. Hope your cousin is healthy! I smelled onions and brown sauce everywhere though, not old ketchup.
Sage for OT.

No. 47762

File: 1460427964732.jpeg (398.69 KB, 1200x800, image.jpeg)

not bobby cannavale. richie finestra.

No. 47763

>>128073

He looks like the kind of guy you'd meet at a local bar and sits you down to give you a 40 minute speech about how The Decemberists changed his life and offers to buy you an IPA as you try to get up to leave

No. 47764

>>128074
nvm I'm dumb and can't read

No. 47765

File: 1463045187571.jpg (40.01 KB, 600x615, 1458403470871.jpg)

I don't believe I'm the only one who thinks he's kind of cute.

No. 47766

>>128079
I thought this was iDubbbz for a second.

No. 47767

>>128079
Lol same. He would be qt if he had better glasses and wasn't balding

No. 47768

>>128080
>Hey, that's pretty good.
Also thought it was iDubbbz

No. 47769

I don't want to say who, but I have a thing for guys in wheelchairs…

No. 47770

File: 1463064096306.jpg (57.06 KB, 760x507, ezwkuk2jbjjeotypght9.jpg)

>>128083
Lol who? All that came to my mind was this lil obscure rapper named Ethereal.

No. 47771

>>128080
>>128082
Not that anon but I'd fuck iDubbbz ngl.
I think I'd even date him too tbh.

No. 47772

File: 1463072151596.jpg (6.42 KB, 240x240, ardal ohanlon.jpg)

Ardal O'Hanlon (Fr Dougal from Father Ted). I'm not entirely sure why but there you have it

No. 47773

>>128085
I was actually thinking about this the other day. He's funny and has a cute smile.

No. 47774

File: 1463077819279.jpeg (83.82 KB, 750x685, image.jpeg)

>>128085
I'd fuck/date idubbbz too

No. 47775

>>128088
He's like a dorky young Ethan Hawke.

I dig it.

No. 47776

Jimmy Fallon circa 2005. Idc about his humor or show but I found him weirdly cute when he was younger

No. 47777

>>128088
my niggie

No. 47778

>>128090
That haircut is really doing it for me, damn.

No. 47779

File: 1463110920201.png (308.14 KB, 672x352, http://41.media.tumblr.com/5bd…)

somehow unpopular in Asia

10/10 for me

No. 47780

>>127735
>>127737
>>127767
>>127902
>>127938
yessssss, no shame.

>>128066

I'd respect bang him. Not attracted though.

No. 47781

>>128086
Me too anon. He just looks so flustered and adorable.

No. 47782

>>128093
He's cute, looks like an Asian Tom Hardy. I can see why he's unpopular in Asia tho.

No. 47783

>>128092
I think it's the roughness/boyishness lol

No. 47784

Dan Mintz aka Tina Belcher. I feel like I'd hate him if he weren't famous

No. 47785

File: 1463201243073.jpg (125.77 KB, 540x720, the-office.jpg)

gareth keenan from the office
i can recognize that he's ugly but i still want to fug him
i'm so ashamed

No. 47786

>>128099
I've never watched the office but I would too anon. I don't find him ugly and wouldn't be ashamed though.

No. 47787

>>128099
>>128100
Take the bowl cut out of the equalition and he looks like every other heroin chic guy.

No. 47788

File: 1463255190158.jpg (89.73 KB, 972x475, got-game-of-thrones-34505699-9…)

>>128099

Oh he was in GoT too.

No. 47789

>>128099
He's not bad honestly but all I can see when I look at him is the guy with the wooden eye from Pirates of the Caribbean who used to scare me when I was a kid lol.

No. 47790

File: 1463266222963.jpg (96.84 KB, 1280x720, 471031232_1280.jpg)

>>128083

No. 47791

File: 1463295734911.jpg (110 KB, 456x750, 9870980.jpg)

Bones has a kinda uggo face but he's cute.

No. 47792

Steve Buscemi all the way

No. 47793

>>128104
I would date hotwheels. I think hes pretty cool and interesting actually.

No. 47794

File: 1463362076165.jpg (165.83 KB, 1240x775, seinfeld-cast-ftr.jpg)

i would fuck all three of them

No. 47795

>>128107
back off, he's mine

No. 47796

>>128108

This is the most Jewish picture I've ever seen.

No. 47797

>>128107
Gross

No. 47798

>>128108
>not all four

No. 47799

File: 1463452395057.jpg (54.05 KB, 640x360, tomska.jpg)

This faggot neckbeard makes me so angry; but I'd still fuck him.

No. 47800

>>128084

How do you know Obie?

No. 47801

File: 1463457105917.jpg (14.96 KB, 620x349, mitchell.jpg)

>>128068
Fuck yes. I met him once, he was such a sweetheart. I wanted to climb him like a tree.

I've been in love with David Mitchell ever since I discovered Peep Show. He's such a nerd

No. 47802

File: 1463462953443.jpg (169.51 KB, 700x343, kxr7mA5.jpg)

Always felt weird about the sex dream I had about this guy. It was wonderful.

No. 47803

>>128116
I would fuck him and brag to the whole world. He's such a huge a dilf with that beard.

No. 47804

>>128115
His adorable hamster face kills me. I'd go there in a second.

No. 47805

File: 1463488994292.jpg (18 KB, 460x276, GdsNbfe.jpg)

>>128115
so much love for david mitchell, i'm only barely ashamed to say it

gordon ramsay though. now that is shameful. gross i'm gross

No. 47806

>>128119
Ssh ssh it's okay anon. I would do him too.

Especially if he dirty talks during the entire thing.

No. 47807

File: 1463502504476.jpeg (6.02 KB, 191x190, unghhdemteeth.jpeg)

I have a Koyasu problem. I'm way too into the smooth-ass-Japanese-baritone voice type. At any cost. Even them teeth and the fact he dresses like an edgy teen from 2006.

>>128119

No shame here. I bet he'd be great

No. 47808

>>128119
well, after seeing him behave in masterchef junior i'd fuck him too.

No. 47809

File: 1463583838028.jpg (430.44 KB, 1800x1200, Mulard_duck_being_force_fed_co…)

>>128122
>>128119
>>128120
>>128121

Gordon Ramsay is a big supporter of foie gras and claims that the geese enjoy having tubes inserted down their throat an maize funneled into their stomach to the extent that their livers swell and become diseased. Please don't support this cunt. His face is as ugly as his character.

No. 47810

>>128073
Oh yes. I am also enamoured of him. I have a Franz Liszt crush….

No. 47811

>>128123
I mean, traditional way of making foie gras is pretty inhumane tbh, but fuck me it tastes fantastic.

No. 47812

File: 1463595587666.png (606.17 KB, 720x540, vlcsnap-2012-09-16-21h06m04s47…)

Just end me.
I've always had a crush on Onslow.

No. 47813

>>128123
Ashamedly wanting to fuck him is pretty far supporting him, I think

No. 47814

>>128126
The fuck… because so have I.

No. 47929

>>128123
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/video-cruelty-chef-gordon-ramsays-2688593

Ramsay last night stopped all purchasing from the French firm Ernest Soulard that supplies his foie gras.

Provide an official statement from him if this is the case. Not all foie gras is made in the same manner.

No. 47930

File: 1463612355152.jpg (22.69 KB, 280x390, SNN01TV3C-280_1283789a.jpg)

not sure if ashamed or just embarrassed, but definitely Louis Theroux

No. 47931

File: 1463615467294.png (245.29 KB, 550x600, 1454707870191.png)

I'd let Ian fuck me with a mauser bolt while he tells me about the history of the luger

No. 47932

>>128129

Wow so he stopped purchasing from a supplier only after it got btfo by a public expose, as if he didn't know exactly what was going on prior.

>not all foie gras is made in the same manner


It's there an ethical way to forcefeed a duck to the extent that its liver becomes diseased and painfully enlarged?
So long as he continues to support and serve this in his establiments, the guys a complete cunt.

No. 47933

>>128129

>last night


That article is from 2013, and he just changed supplier. It's still going on.

No. 47934

>>128131
Stop saying such depraved things, Gun Jesus is pure

No. 47935

>>128123
I'm still ashamed for wanting to fuck him for different reasons, but wow, never know this before. I definitely am not supporting this, but, I guess this changes the game…

No. 47936

File: 1463632568602.jpg (48.46 KB, 290x402, alecb.jpg)

>>127718
im only half ashamed to admit id fuck the hell out of alec baldwin. that movie "mini's first time' with nikki reed and him was what really turned me on to him. plus i enjoy middle aged men. they have such a rugged look in their eyes, swoon

No. 47937

>>128130
He is a mega soft spoken qt, no shame at all anon.

No. 47938

>>128136
Fuck me, same. I'll never admit it to anyone but Alec can get it tbh.

No. 47939

>>128130
No shame, I've always liked him. I'm actually more ashamed to say I'd fuck Justin Theroux (I think you can really see the family resemblance), 'cause he seems like such a tryhard hipster and is not my usual type at all.

No. 47940

File: 1463774327248.jpg (23.45 KB, 640x360, _59726893_breivik.jpg)

Breivik can get it

>>128044

He was so fucking hot in Pacific Rim

No. 47941

>>128140
wew

No. 47942

>>128123
Geeze eat as much as they find to eat, it's like a resort to them being fed until their foie gras swell.

No. 47943

File: 1463786146240.jpg (25.57 KB, 466x350, article-1291736106729-0c5f2d56…)

Kind of attracted to Tim Minchin. Can't explain it at all, he's a bit annoying and kind of ugly. He was hot af as Judas in that shit production of JCS. He nailed that inner turmoil and mental anguish. Loved it.

No. 47944

File: 1463800325256.png (198.49 KB, 337x380, 1416807434270.png)

>>128140
Fuck, Breivik a qt

No. 47945

File: 1463811131869.jpg (3.34 MB, 1944x2968, Adam_Driver_by_Gage_Skidmore.j…)

Most conventionally attractive men look boring as fuck to me. This guy though… He'd get it.

No. 47946

>>127831
I would fuck all 3 of the workaholics guys no question.

No. 47947

File: 1463846289640.jpg (16.22 KB, 236x364, 66c1a76285dccc4c9ea4e133ed7a66…)

>>128146
lol the only reason I watch the show is because I have the dumbest fancrush on Adam

No. 47948

File: 1463850726212.jpg (704.44 KB, 1920x1080, john-oliver-1920.jpg)

I love this nearsighted parrot who works in a bank.
Though I’m not actually ashamed. Pretty jealous of his wife tbh.

No. 47949

File: 1464914656510.jpg (52.44 KB, 435x580, blakeshelton.jpg)

>>127718
I would still totally fuck Johnny Depp, even if he did hurt Amber Heard, has rotten teeth, is chubby, and is an alcoholic/drug addict.

Also Blake Shelton. I cannot tell you a single song he has sang, in fact I barely remember what his voice sounds like. He is just very masculine looking to me and I totally would. But I am embarrassed to say that, mostly because I hate country music/country culture.

No. 47950

File: 1464914731483.jpg (60.96 KB, 600x600, Blake-Sheltonmullet.jpg)

>>128149
Also this is what he used to look like. It is what makes me embarrassed to say I would fuck him. He looks like the m'lady type here.

No. 47951

>>128148
too bad this guy's show is unfunny garbage.

No. 47952

>>128151
What's a show of this kind that isn't unfunny garbage?

No. 47953

It HAS to be Sam fucking Hyde and I would never even fuck him, I'm ashamed to even do it in my head. Hate the new quasi alt right heavy ks season too.

No. 47954

>>128115
Aside from Sammy, I also thought Super Hands from Peep Show was hot and Brian from Spaced

No. 47955

File: 1464978586407.jpg (74.79 KB, 900x900, photo.jpg)


No. 47956

>>128143
He can expedite my cum anyday

No. 47957

File: 1464981331094.jpg (413.86 KB, 573x765, img-hamilton-morris-2_12024482…)

Hamilton Morris, vice 'journalist' who makes documentaries about drugs
his documentaries are dumb and sensationalized but i watch them just for his twink ass

No. 47958

>>128157
He's like faris badwan but moreso

No. 47959

>>128155
omfg I would fuck Milo too!

No. 47960

>>128155
It's a shame he's gay, we women will never get the chance, but on the other hand his gayness is partly what makes him so fab.

No. 47961

>>127878
I just saw Penn and Teller live.

Teller is actually tall, probably 5'10" ish. Penn is just a giant and it makes him look small.

After seeing them, I hate such a hatred for Penn that I wanted to fuck Teller out of spite.

>>127877

I know a girl who is engaged to a guy that looks like him. I think she is into this dude for this reason. Shout out if you are on lolcow, she might be.

No. 47962

>>128157
I can't get past his voice. It's so grating.

No. 47963

>>128161
I already know Penn is a raging ass, but I still want deets. How was the show? Did you meet them afterwards?

No. 47964

>>128088
Dude it's fucked but even though I was already attracted to him, the thirst skyrocketed when he made his Keemstar video. That part at the end where he's visibly pissed at Keem and tells him to kill himself legit got me hot and bothered.

No. 47965

>>128163
Penn mumbles like a motherfucker and his magic is extremely unimpressive. And he spent way too fucking long either doing his unimpressive magic or talking about a trick Teller is about to do. I basically just wanted him to shut the fuck up the entire time.

Teller actually did 90% of the magic, and the only interesting parts of the show.

They also lectured a lot about animal treatment, the TSA, etc. which I agree with but I came to see fucking magic not to be lectured.

They took selfies with people after the show, but I didn't stop because I wanted to get the fuck out of the shitty Rio. I was really shocked by how tall Teller was. I would guess he is like 5'10" and Teller is like 6'7".

No. 48003

File: 1465065175918.jpg (143.32 KB, 1916x1077, ikji.jpg)

Ashens (https://www.youtube.com/user/ashens)
Don't even know why honestly, he's not my type at all and kinda too old. But something about his hands and his voice is just really weirdly attractive to me

No. 48004

>>128157
Oh, hey! That's the naked guy with the pig's head, shooped into that basement with all the dripping insulation.

No. 48005

File: 1465079287259.jpg (725.65 KB, 647x657, XK9U0fg.jpg)

Evan Breem, greasy vine funnyman and also my wet dream since forever for reasons unknown

No. 48006

>>128168
*BreeN

No. 48007

>>128166
Fuck, I thought I was the only one. He's boring looking at best and weird/ugly if you look closer, but the things I would do to this man… I agree that his hands are probably a big part of the attraction

No. 48008

>>128168
oh good lord me too

No. 48009

>>128168
but that's a very unflattering picture of him
and he's really funny, that probably adds to his attractiveness.

No. 48010

File: 1465199635382.jpg (54.5 KB, 600x800, Ashens.jpg)

>>128166
I would totally do him

No. 48011

>>127997
>he makes his music on garage band
Kek
Also ew.

No. 48012

>>128140
He's really ugly. What do you see in him?

No. 48013

File: 1465229681278.jpg (31.71 KB, 736x460, big_thumb_fd0f331a2b113d6d7bb9…)

Eminem, especially in his Slim Shady times

No. 48014

>>128175
I find him physically attractive too. He just needs some eyebrows.

No. 48015

>>128172
I feel like he makes it quite difficult to find any flattering pictures of himself. I just gave up and took a screenshot from a more recent vine because hey, hair, at least.

No. 48016

>>128177
But he's like the worst type of Nordic man. He looks like raw dough with eyes sucked into it, not to mention he's balding and probably has shit-tier genes. But then again this is what this thread is about.

No. 48017

File: 1465246814180.jpeg (64.13 KB, 640x750, image.jpeg)

But he's dead now.

No. 48018

File: 1465276699217.jpg (139.96 KB, 787x806, tumblr_nc66ym9F8t1t0hxhzo1_128…)

>>128180
He was so attractive and I actually liked his teeth, they had character (if that makes sense).

No. 48019

>>128180
>>128181

>men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck


You want to shag a rapist murderer and child abuser? Really?

No. 48020

File: 1465282168400.jpg (34.49 KB, 452x600, Franz_Liszt.jpg)

>>128124
But Ferenc looked like an old lesbian

No. 48021

>>128183
For a split second, I thought you were talking about Venus' Grandfather O.o

No. 48022

>>128184
They're both Hungarian and have the same name

No. 48023

>>128182
Finding someone physically attractive isn't the same as pursuing sex with them, anon

No. 48024

File: 1465329871663.jpg (29.47 KB, 420x594, 84865329.jpg)

Phil Lynott. Not really ashamed, he's more like a dude that's oddly attractive. Too bad he got fucked on drugs & alcohol and died.

No. 48025

>>128176
he will give u a black eye and swollen lip in bed. not even sensually

No. 48026

File: 1465337441322.jpg (436.17 KB, 940x1343, tumblr_nh7sdhpk7e1t7gmf1o1_128…)

>>128187
UGH, Phil is one of my biggest crushes too, and I am also not ashamed.

No. 48027

>>128186

THE TITLE 'LITERALLY' SAYS "MEN YOU ARE ASHAMED TO SAY THAT YOU WOULD ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH"

ANON NO

No. 48028

File: 1465360734108.jpg (186.02 KB, 500x562, johnny.jpg)

I still would, even with the fat, disgusting teeth, alcoholism, drug use, and supposed violence.

No. 48029

File: 1465368966104.jpeg (89.8 KB, 1888x1062, image.jpeg)

Dreamt last night he was fucking me raw against the wall in an elevator, then a security guard came and was like nah and then I woke up. Oh man

No. 48030

File: 1465376227084.jpg (599.47 KB, 3691x2076, Mark-Kozelek-sourpuss.jpg)

Mark Kozelek. he's like 50 and isn't cute like he was in the 90s but i'd love if he rawed me. he just seems like such a mean sourpuss, i'd def cuddle him after and let him buy me things. he'd probably treat me like a teenager and write a song about it or w/e.
>>128192
i've seen this guy's face before, who is he? cutie, no shame at all (unless he's a serial rapist or something)

No. 48031

File: 1465376462633.png (59.18 KB, 280x422, Mark-Kozelek.png)

>>128192
oh nvm, i googled him and he only looks good in that picture.
(but look at this scowl bby)

No. 48032

File: 1465379900213.jpeg (289.51 KB, 686x385, hith-10-bill-E.jpeg)

I don't know if this counts, but

The ten dollar bill fucker.

No. 48033

>>128195
Top kek

No. 48034

>>128193
That scowl is amazing. I feel like he'd look better with some proper eyebrows though.

No. 48035

File: 1465382341732.png (12.29 MB, 3691x2076, instagrameyebrows.png)

>>128197
now he's irresistible!

No. 48036

>>128194

I chuckled at the fact u thought he was cute only looking all rapey. I'm inclined to agree dear anon

No. 48037

>>128047

For some reason I'm really into him. He just seems so scrawny and weak, especially in the kebab owner wrestling video. I could just push him down and do what I like to him.

No. 48038

>>128166

The best thing about Ashens is his hands, voice, and humor. You start to feel attraction to him for him and then you find out what he looks like.

No. 48039

File: 1465442059078.gif (1.6 MB, 400x400, tumblr_o8c73ctM1P1te11j2o3_r1_…)

>>128068
Aww yeah, he's back

No. 48040

File: 1465454066904.jpg (48.62 KB, 500x599, Evan-Breen-Nice.jpg)

>>128168
>>128178
silly anon, you're just not looking hard enough. (unless you just don't like him like this)
look at that intense look

No. 48041

File: 1465454091999.jpg (14.87 KB, 480x480, 1233247685117698048_1437022810…)

>>128203
such a qt

No. 48042

>>128203
I'm so confused, he looks like shit in that other photo but like a god here >>128204.

No. 48043

File: 1465455324725.jpg (205.94 KB, 620x465, anglesselfie.jpg)

>>128205
angle is everything anon
sorry for not posting a cute guy, couldn't find a male example

No. 48044

>>128187
i've always thought he was absolutely beautiful

No. 48045

File: 1465537526073.jpg (51.45 KB, 600x546, ChHhr8LWwAAToVP.jpg)

>>128200
He's scrawny and weak everywhere but his forearms. Which are a huge turn-on for me, coincidentally.

No. 48046

>>128208

>tfw you'll never be able to make out with idubbbz and after he'll praise you with "Hey, that's pretty good"

No. 48047

File: 1465572008527.png (800.64 KB, 1252x1252, PopEye.png)

>>128208
> He's scrawny and weak everywhere but his forearms. Which are a huge turn-on for me, coincidentally.

No. 48048

>>128210
FUCK anon that made me snort lol.

No. 48049

File: 1465688976088.jpg (55.83 KB, 342x465, don daddy.jpg)

There is just something about him. I'm sorry anons.

No. 48050

>>128209
oh fuck, I can't stop laughing

so good that I'm not the only one that wanted to fuck him. I nearly cried when they shaved him in the vomit cake vid

No. 48051

File: 1465720157805.jpeg (51.34 KB, 365x400, platon_putin1_fullsize.jpeg)

I don't know why I am so in love with this man lmfao

No. 48052

>>128213
I thought the hair cake video was hot in a weird way and I masturbated twice to it.

No. 48053

>>128215
It was sorta hot but his hair…
His hair was so nice in that vid and bam

gone

No. 48054

File: 1465741347949.jpeg (164.17 KB, 616x462, image.jpeg)

Who's with me. He can uh…iron…my chef..anytime.

No. 48055

>>128190
If he wasn't so evil, I would. But I'd never go as far and engage in some coitus with a serial killer or rapist. I'm the one who originally posted this picture btw.

No. 48056

File: 1465748050990.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.08 KB, 600x450, alton-brown.jpg)

>>128217
He's decent. My favorite is definitely Alton Brown, but he doesn't belong in this thread because there's no way I'd ever be ashamed of him. He aged like fine wine.

No. 48057

File: 1465749727645.jpg (45.96 KB, 600x450, Jeremy-Irons-Net-Worth-600x450…)

Current Jeremy Irons.
Even though he's pushing 70

No. 48058

>>128216
>>128215

He was just starting to not look like a cancer patient and then they shaved him. Now he's slowly growing it back again.

Have either of you noticed how sad idubbbz has been in his latest videos? He just looks really off, like doing this is starting to get to him.

No. 48059

>>128212
Praying for your standards.

No. 48060

>>128221
I think he's fine. He's playing it up for goofs, I'm sure he's happy with his success.

>>128213

Prepare yourself, anon. He's been looking really good lately, but he's shaving his head again for a One-Punch Man parody with Max. I'll probably cry as well.

No. 48061

>>128221
He did look a bit upset in the newest mail thread, I don't blame him though, if I was constantly being sent dildos and glitter bombs. I don't think he'll be sent a lot of nice letters… just really edgy things with NIGGA pasted all over it.

>>128223

you're fucking joking
pls no
URGHHH

No. 48062

File: 1465828892753.jpg (64.77 KB, 620x372, AlexanderVI.jpg)

>>128220
I feel you anon. I started binge watching The Borgias on Netflix and I'd totally be the pope's kept woman.

No. 48063

File: 1465853734872.jpeg (318.83 KB, 960x1280, image.jpeg)

okay what the fuck happened to johnny??? i realized he aged but this is something diffirent.

anyways kenny hotz is my fetish. he's older and fatter now, but he can still get it.

No. 48064

>>128115
I feel like sex with him would be surprisingly amazing, but he'd probably apologise afterwards.

No. 48065

File: 1465856121266.jpeg (1.02 MB, 4269x2849, image.jpeg)

Young Hugh Laurie is weirdly super hot. Especially in Blackadder.

But old Hugh Laurie is brainbendingly fantastic. I dig his House character so much. He could grumpy-fuck me any day.

No. 48066

File: 1465856608801.jpeg (494.82 KB, 927x1180, image.jpeg)


No. 48067

File: 1465856647338.jpeg (29.87 KB, 480x360, image.jpeg)

Even like this.

No. 48068

File: 1465886616896.jpg (17.28 KB, 236x521, 68e23f3ec95552cd24f643258ce6a5…)

Bam Margera. Before he started JUSTing, though

No. 48069

File: 1465891580994.jpg (44.76 KB, 960x540, In My Pants.jpg)

Craig Ferguson, now that I'd think about it. Wouldn't say ashamed, but certainly wouldn't admit it to many people.

No. 48070

>>128231
I still would do chubby Bam tbh.

No. 48139

http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=jefe6
I've been marathoning To Catch A Predator lately and for some horrible reason there's this one pedophile who's really attractive to me

No. 48140

File: 1466021270394.jpg (65.7 KB, 640x420, Madden-Brothers.jpg)

With Good Charlottes comeback I'm getting all kinds of shamefull teenage feels back, even though I think they're ugly af now

>>128234

I've always felt so bad for the men on this show who isn't total trash with normal jobs and families.

Yeah, they only wait for them to message but when they finally do they're totally leading them on.

>should I bring a bathing suit?


>totally

>but if u forget it it's no biggeee
>cos it'll just be us

No. 48141

File: 1466055610655.jpeg (68.53 KB, 450x606, image.jpeg)

Seth Macfarlane, sigh

No. 48142

>>128236
worst ITT, hate to break it to you

No. 48143

>>128234
I totally misread marathoning as masturbating and I got super worried

No. 48144

>>128237
Agreed, mcfarlane is a fucking loser, but he also looks like he's drenched in butter and that he smells like lube

No. 48145

>>128236
He's pretty gross, anon.

No. 48146

>>128236
This is worse than the Guy Fieri anon. Jfc

No. 48147

>>128236
He has a cute smile, but that's about it.

No. 48148

File: 1466107339360.jpg (30.95 KB, 610x378, tmp_17660-8874436-adam-nawalka…)

Watching Germany v Poland today, and I just realized that I'm attracted to Poland's coach, Adam Nawalka. He's sooo old, though.

No. 48149

File: 1466107574576.jpg (338.98 KB, 1371x2078, donald-tusk.jpg)

>>128243
Aged Polish wine is best Polish wine

No. 48150

File: 1466112676213.jpg (16.43 KB, 300x300, MTE5NTU2MzE2MTIwMDU3MzU1.jpg)

Hey, he's not bad looking for a billionaire…

No. 48151

>>128244
I like his forehead, looks nice and masculine

Reminds me of code lyoko

No. 48152

File: 1466194076456.jpg (359.08 KB, 2048x1536, 3-Blackadder.jpg)

The whole cast of Blackadder

(except Baldrick was better with hair like in earlier seasons, but they're all great)

No. 48153

File: 1466195985880.jpg (86.56 KB, 1044x1558, sir-Edmond-Blackadder-blackadd…)

>>128247
Definitely. Blackadder II in those tight renaissance trousers. Unf
And then there's that nazi interrogation sketch from Fry and Laurie…

No. 48154

File: 1466198045120.jpeg (57.03 KB, 720x405, image.jpeg)

i just saw alice through the looking glass and i'm ashamed to say i want sacha baron cohen to do awful things to me dressed as Time

No. 48155

File: 1466198261022.jpg (85.24 KB, 609x503, 1466198125569-0.jpg)

>>127718
I'm not even a brit.

No. 48156

File: 1466206248989.jpg (52.25 KB, 500x500, hugh-laurie-blackadder-goes-fo…)

>>128248
yes, looks great! Unrealistic but I'd like to see him in the military getup from 4 but with these pants. Something about his attitude in that show is weirdly attractive. And I'm gonna go check that sketch out, thanks anon!

No. 48157

>>128251
Tried to find it on yt but it seems to have been removed. It's very gay and cute as hell.

No. 48158

>>128252
>very gay and cute

aw man sounds like my kinda thing for sure! I think I found the one you meant on YT but it was deleted too. I'll just try to download the series and hope it's on there somewhere. i'm a hopeless sucker for this type of stuff

No. 48159

Jamie from Game of thrones (the one with no hand and is having incest with his sister)

Dunno, he's like 45 but something about the guy. Like I'd love it if he just took control and screwed me from behind with those thick hands.

I reckon its just my hormones but dunno but I like :^)

No. 48160

>>128208
ugh i just watched some of his vids cos of y'all and uh why are his jokes so shitty but also he is rly cute somehow…..fuck

No. 48161

>>128253
Found it! Season 2 Episode 2. Had to rewatch it myself. I want this to be a movie.

GET THAT ARSE!

No. 48162

>>128255
>shitty
how dare u

No. 48163

File: 1466249436300.jpg (456.67 KB, 3840x2160, frankjavcee.jpg)

I love the mexican music man. Too bad he has a girlfriend :(

No. 48164

>>128258
His videos are great. Nothing to be ashamed of.

No. 48165

>>128256
Thanks anon! watched it too…cutest little bum ever <3 And Fry probably meant it too haha. They're so sweet together

No. 48166

>>128260
Fry was very believable indeed. Can't blame him, Laurie is a qt and that uniform…

No. 48167

>>128261
They both are, but I've been surprised at how cute Fry was too. They would make a bomb couple i'm so thirsty

No. 48168

>>128262
Definitely. My thirst for male on male action knows no bounds. Especially if they're in uniform.

No. 48169

>>128263
Yes! Military uniforms are wonderful (and the whole military character thing too). It's just a shame there's so little male on male stuff that's actually good quality, it's almost impossible to find anything worth the time. Can I ask you for any recs? I'm so thirsty these days anything will do

No. 48170

>>128258
I love him so much. The only Frank that matters.

No. 48171

>>128160
Don't worry anon, once a year he fucks a thin blonde woman just to check if he's still gay!

No. 48172

>>128264
Let's meet in the kink thread. Might most some stuff but you're right, good stuff is rare.

No. 48173

>>128267
lol I meant post

No. 48174

File: 1466379088999.jpg (51.13 KB, 1009x694, Silicon-Valley-T.J.-MIller.jpg)

i have a huge shameful crush on t.j. miller especially on his character from SV

No. 48175

File: 1466382317641.jpg (633.54 KB, 1668x916, wkukprintphoto.jpg)

I'll fuck all of them….especially timmy

No. 48176

File: 1466507801512.jpg (145 KB, 1200x800, silicon-valley-gilfoyle.jpg)

>>128269
I would too, anon. I would too…

And Gilfoye. I love how much he just doesn't give a shit and his voice does things to me.

No. 48177

>>128270

omg, yes. I wanted to fuck Trevor so bad.

No. 48178

>>128079
A R E Y O U K I D D I N G M E ? !

No. 48179

File: 1466912919318.jpg (27.62 KB, 500x375, trevor-moore.jpg)

>>128272
Sameeee, anon. He's cute as hell.

No. 48180

File: 1466913503300.jpg (382.87 KB, 1680x1257, 60340c_4508164.jpg)

>>128274
Forgot about this kek

No. 48181

>>128274
>>128275
He's pretty cute, ngl.

No. 48182

File: 1466918830128.jpg (100.54 KB, 686x1023, 1234224234.jpg)

Okay, well I'm not that ashamed but I might have been when I was 15 and worried about being called emo.

No. 48183

File: 1466921829000.gif (496.14 KB, 500x330, Gerard-gifs-gerard-way-2264337…)

>>128277
Come on, anon.

No. 48184

>>128166
He's legitimately a very, very funny man.

Imagine living with someone that funny.

No. 48185

>>128073
The entire Romanov family were ridiculously good looking.

Fucking communists…

No. 48186

File: 1467125990728.jpg (134.96 KB, 615x462, ty.jpg)

His voice alone makes me cream a bit tbh

No. 48187

File: 1467126036837.jpg (119.26 KB, 634x868, article-0-1C50DAD300000578-653…)

>>128281

No. 48188

File: 1467126191164.jpg (32.32 KB, 500x250, tyler_the_creator.jpg)

>>128282

No. 48189

File: 1467126217061.jpg (18.33 KB, 236x338, a34ab379a35b5983719d1a695fdd94…)

>>128283

No. 48190

File: 1467127148778.jpg (115.62 KB, 640x640, tumblr_mu862uIsUU1r2lhbyo1_128…)

>>128281
I love him too! And A$ap Rocky and Taco and Frank Ocean and a bunch of people in that sort of scene.

No. 48191

>>128284
No offense but his face is ugly. I can't get over the squashed nose.

But black girls have their own attractions I don't want to attack. Chalk it up to differing beauty standards.

No. 48192

>>128286
Not even black and I'd still go for it

No. 48193

>>128287
The big ears, big lips and squashed nose are what I find unattractive about him. If I'm attracted to a black dude he has to be heavily "mixed".

No. 48194

>>128287
Shameful

No. 48195

Also the thought of actually being in a relationship with one sends shivers down my spine.

I get that some people are into the degradation aspect of slumming it though.

No. 48196

>>128271

Holy fuck yes. It's definitely the voice and the sadism that does it for me. It's really too bad he's just a character.

No. 48197

>>128281
Get this monkey out of my Ashens thread.

No. 48198

>>128292

No. 48199

File: 1467663357168.jpg (58.09 KB, 838x556, Hitler-with-women.jpg)

>>127718

You know I find it interesting that so much farmer are into Putin.

If you look at the past, that short austrian guy with the funny beard probably was just as popular at its time… makes you think.

No. 48200

>>128294
Power is attractive

No. 48201

>>128294

nah, putin is hotter.

No. 48202

>>128296

The question is though is that really him, or just a show he puts out for people.

Are you really attracted of him because he is a powerful, traditional man or are you just victim of straight on propaganda?

No. 48203

>>128297
He's physically attractive. How is propaganda in any way relevant? Did you even read the title of the thread?

Go home and shoot some kids you autistic yank.

No. 48204

the entire radio head band…..

No. 48205

>>128294
You fucking idiot, hes Nothing like Hitler. No one alive is as great as hitler.

No. 48206

File: 1467725156145.jpg (24.89 KB, 360x274, ah.jpg)

>>128300

No. 48207

File: 1467783111502.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 420x251, adam 2.gif)

>>128145
Me too, anon.
The things I would do…

No. 48208

File: 1467847937200.png (917.79 KB, 500x750, 1462230773836.png)

>>128068
Same, not even that ashamed. Also pic related and all the other DILFs in Game of Thrones.

And Bane.

No. 48209

>>128303
Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister) is much better looking.

No. 48210

File: 1467914402055.jpg (33.37 KB, 630x420, spider6.jpg)

Alfred Molina looks like an older Jontron. I'd hit it.

No. 48211

>>128304
God I'm so attracted to him.

No. 48212

File: 1468182542502.jpg (64.78 KB, 500x405, Justin-Long-justin-long-176828…)

Something about his face is really fucking weird but my God is he cute

No. 48213

>>128303
Daddies for days tbh

No. 48214

File: 1468207597768.png (1.4 MB, 1561x883, samurai-7.png)

Robert Z'Dar was an ugly man due to his cherubism, but the guy had a great body. He looked good with a beard in Samurai Cop.
i would also fug samurai cop himself

No. 48215

File: 1468533732293.jpg (85.41 KB, 842x1000, 80711_full.jpg)

brando was hot as hell when he was young but i would've boned him even when he got old and doughy.

No. 48216

>>128281
his voice fucks me up tbh

No. 48217

>>128307
I'd fuck him so hard. Like, yes pls.

No. 48218

>>128310
You must've loved Last Tango in Paris.

No. 48219

>>128236
I agree, I think he's cute and I have a thing for voice artists, and his singing voice makes me feel things. Why is he such a piece of shit, though? I've seen lots of references to it, but I've never seen anyone actually say why he's such an arsehole.

No. 48220

File: 1468640602625.jpg (39.3 KB, 415x553, 07cbf8b3044fda23dd02dee249a4c2…)

I find Sylvester Stallone hot but

No. 48221

>>128315
oops, but he looks retarded in nearly every photo and film he's in. Like he looks like someone who can't tie his shoe laces.

No. 48222

>>127734
Last night I dreamt of him fucking me at his current age while I'm in my early twenties, I feel dirty but also who cares, he's still fascinating in a way

No. 48223

File: 1469233198081.jpg (249.19 KB, 680x922, tumblr_nhbdqqEuXA1r3eyedo1_128…)

Are nazis allowed?
Pic related is my unibrow qt

No. 48224

File: 1469245776147.jpg (108.8 KB, 1920x1080, wi8phgh0nmax.jpg)

Not really ashamed. I just love him so much. Is he still dating Nicole whatever her name is

No. 48225

File: 1469259379603.png (420.64 KB, 1136x640, image.png)

Onision… Yeah he's legit evil, psychotic, narcissistic, treats his women like shit and confirmed pedophile. I strongly dislike him but I wouldn't mind scraping and digging my nails on his pimply back or jumping up and down, riding his crusty ass cock while he calls me a murder eater, cannibal, bitch, slut, whore, his property and no, I don't give two shits if he's married to miss fakeboi Lainey. Even if he's 6 years older than me, since I look 15 years younger anyway.

Though, I may need some really strong drugs; particularly cocaine and LSD, booze and a cold shower afterwards.

You can kill me now…

No. 48226

>>128320

I meant I look 15 years younger than him inspite the 6 year gap between us, considering he's almost 31.

No. 48227

File: 1469295983143.jpg (66.47 KB, 700x428, greggturkington.jpg)

Why? I have no fucking clue. It seems I have developed a thing for older men in general.

No. 48228

>>128320
Go away, Onision.

No. 48229

>>128323

Isn't this thread where you share your darkest, shameful fantasies? 'Cause I've shared mine, and mine is Onion.

I am also attracted to his (normal speaking) voice.

No. 48230

>>128320
I'm suprised that this wasn't posted sooner, someone out there had to have a onion fetish.

No. 48231

>>128325

The man was attractive at one point in life.

Anyone else want to share their Onion fetish?

No. 48232

File: 1469394036853.png (353.45 KB, 500x721, tumblr_npoyu2zG3K1rxymmjo1_500…)

>>128326
I want Shrek to eat onions off of my ass.

No. 48233

I want putin to drink vodka from my gaping asshole sarcasm

No. 48234

>>127734
Yasss Brucey Boy is Daddy AF

No. 48235

>>127798
Eddie is not shameful - he is fucking gorgeous.

No. 48236

File: 1469399580279.gif (1.48 MB, 300x247, tumblr_oamo0qqnve1vuldnco8_400…)

only mildly ashamed tbh…ever since he got a haircut and started working out/dressing better he's been looking SO good. Plus I have a thing for nords…

No. 48237

Felix is literally so fucking good looking, too bad I have absolutely no chance with him.

No. 48238

>>128086 He's so precious

No. 48239

>>128103
That's because he is that actor from Pirates.

No. 48240

>>128331
Felix is a beaut. No shame.

No. 48241

>>128332
Yeah I want him and Marzia to grow old together more than I want to fuck him lol.

No. 48242

Markiplier, LeafyIsQueefy, NFKRZ and that's pretty much all the people I can think of atm.

No. 48243

>>128337
Leafy looks younger than my 16-yr-old brother and it makes me uncomfortable.

No. 48244

Yeah he is babyfaced af

No. 48245

>>128334
I think I'm the anon you replied to (I can't remember bc it was 2 months ago lol) but yeah I know it's the same actor I just can't see him as attractive since he used to scare me when I was little lmao.

No. 48246

>>128331
Agreed, now that he hasn't got the 2009 teenage boy haircut anymore, and he's got a beard, he's showing up his viking appeal. Not ashamed at all

No. 48247

File: 1469494446224.jpg (47.61 KB, 620x349, david.jpg)

David Mitchell. Although I'm probably not posting in the right thread since I'm not ashamed of liking him. I suppose he's not a typical man that women would go for but I'd do anything for someone like David and I don't even think he's bad looking. I like witty men with prominent sharp features, oh and the english accent.

No. 48248

I really enjoy re-reading all the Putin nonsense itt. I'm not even ashamed to say I want bang him anymore

No. 48249

File: 1469522101102.png (634.4 KB, 592x591, Screen Shot 2016-07-26 at 3.32…)

The guy on the right - he's from Buzzfeed garbage. I don't know what's wrong with me, he has an ugly kermit voice and an average face, but his body is really great to me. There was a video with him standing next to a UFC fighter and something about how small and cute he was makes me want to fugg. I'm ashamed of myself

No. 48250

File: 1469526966236.jpg (93.83 KB, 720x480, Dr.Brenner.jpg)

Just finished Stranger Things (which I loved) and, well… yeah.

No. 48251

>>128342
He's funny, but he has way too much fun being a sarcastic asshole about stuff that's not really worth being a sarcastic asshole about. Would not shag.

He's more attractive than Robert Webb though.

No. 48252

>>128344
Don't sleep with neutered males, anon.

No. 48253

File: 1469648936531.png (771.89 KB, 1366x768, Chef Excellence.png)

That guy who plays Chef Excellence in that Ashens film… not even joking. Something about him is adorable.

(His name is Dan Tomlinson, apparently.)

No. 48254

I had an unsolicited sex dream about LeafyisHere (whom I don't even like, I think his channel is trash) and now I'm weirdly attracted to him HELP.

No. 48255

File: 1470642352332.jpg (19.59 KB, 610x324, john-green.jpg)

I hate his books, but he's kind of adorable in his videos.
He's also pretty smart, which turns me on enormously

No. 48256

File: 1470658117590.jpg (37.32 KB, 600x466, Ted_Bundy_in_court.jpg)

I'd let him serial murder me any day.

No. 48257

>>128022

Mahone could be my daddy any day

No. 48258

File: 1470669604409.jpg (14.11 KB, 200x208, rob-dyke-prof-cropped.jpg)

Rob Dyke. I don't know why but eeeeeuuugh. He makes good videos though. I would hit that and I'm sad to say it.

No. 48259

>>128350
>He's also pretty smart

not really, his crash course series are garbage and most of his memebrothers videos are just him reading articles from newspapers and think tanks

No. 48261

File: 1470716518532.jpg (79.06 KB, 570x373, Mad-Men-Hands-and-Knees-Vincen…)

he's so bleh…. i don't understand why i wanna do him lol

No. 48262

>>128356
Are you talking about the actor or Pete?

No. 48263

File: 1470787708404.jpg (12.27 KB, 600x337, S2E1_oh-god-sneaky-uses1-600x3…)

Martin Freeman (specifically his look as John Watson)
Just something about a cute, old british man gets me really turned on

No. 48264

>>128358
Martin is a tiny lil' babe. He's so precious.

No. 48265

File: 1470791574658.jpg (95.7 KB, 1200x1800, con311d9_0193_medium.jpg)

>>>/g/18261

I find Richard Harmon absolutely gorgeous and fucking hot as hell. I'd let him fuck me any day.

No. 48266

>>128360
>>128358
Why the fuck would you be ashamed of those two?
This isn't about the guys you'd like to fuck thread, this the guys you'd be ASHAMED to admit you'd like to fuck. I mean fuck off with this shit those men are both very famous and very fuckable

No. 48267

>>128361
Martin is 20+ years older than me and is like a grandpa to most of my friends, of course I would be embarrassed/ashamed, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be ashamed to admit that you would want to fuck a man 20 years older than you?

Also Richard is pretty emo and acts like an angsty teenager and he's also really obsessed with SpongeBob.

No. 48268

>>128359
>tiny lil babe
Tumblr pls

No. 48269

>>128363
But he is a lil babe, he's a cutie.

No. 48270

>>128364
He's 44 years old

No. 48271

>>128365
He's so small and adorable though you just don't get it Anon. Leave me and the other Anon to dream.

No. 48272

>>128360
I think his eye & brow shape are really attractive. Yeah, he's attractive

No. 48273

Onision's my daddy tbh

No. 48274

>>128368
Compared to him like six years ago, yea that is definitely something to be ashamed of. He's so ugly now.

No. 48275

File: 1470933762226.jpg (177.22 KB, 470x355, AP-AVGGG2.jpg)

I'm not even a huge fan of his videos.

No. 48276

>>128370
He looks like Chris-Chan in this picture

No. 48277

>>128370
I actually quite like his videos, they're pretty entertaining

No. 48280

File: 1470968643718.png (935.36 KB, 1280x696, powers-boothe-keith-carradine.…)

>>128373
I agree anon, Powers Boothe and Keith Carradine were so sexy in that movie.

No. 48281

>>128369

Yeah, onion was pretty hot back in the day. I'd still hit it tho!

No. 48283

File: 1470977148204.jpg (73.11 KB, 630x354, image.jpg)

do fictional characters count? because goddamn both hannibals can get it

No. 48284

File: 1471132277707.jpg (42.06 KB, 600x337, BryanBeingEmo.jpg)


No. 48285

File: 1471132709624.jpg (74.75 KB, 1200x600, StillSlayingAt58.jpg)

Bruce Campbell for the nerds out there.

No. 48286

>>128380
Zero shame in wanting to bang the king.

No. 48287

File: 1471225255407.jpg (164.73 KB, 625x833, enhanced-buzz-21051-1354508020…)

Mittens. He's kind of cute and dorky in a mormon dad way. It turns me on.

No. 48288

File: 1471228648756.jpg (82.78 KB, 630x400, Hugh-Dancy.jpg)

Girl was talking about Hannibal… this guy (the character) could fuck me any day.
Also I love his voice, idw.

No. 48289

>>128383
this is not shameful anon pls

No. 48290

File: 1471252681256.jpg (20.07 KB, 493x332, adWJPMb.jpg)

Cazale, especially in Dogs Day Afternoon. Breaks my fucking heart, would bang were he not dead.

No. 48291

File: 1471267914785.jpg (110.29 KB, 500x616, large (4).jpg)

>>128383
I would fuck both mads and hugh at once ngl

No. 48292

File: 1471268238692.jpg (155.82 KB, 640x640, tumblr_n787p7xhVM1tc2x5ho10_12…)

I would fuck so many older dudes, especially hannibal (nbc) and max from catfish, massive fucking dilf, he can rip me a new one any day.

No. 48293

>>128319
yes would so fugg jontron he's cute as fuck

No. 48294

>>128208
FUCKING SAME ANON I'D LET HIM HIT IT DRY

No. 48295

>>128155
fuckkk yes

No. 48296

>>128014
FUCKING HELL YES ANON, I WANTED HIM TO RAPE ME EVER SINCE I WAS LIKE FUCKING 12

No. 48297

File: 1471269317302.jpg (64.75 KB, 600x900, Spider_Reed_-_Samuel_Larsen.jp…)

samuel larsen with dreads will always be sexy

No. 48298

File: 1471269587075.jpg (85 KB, 595x842, tumblr_nz57vhlaRu1sjlbwio1_128…)

i want to be destroyed by daniel craig as bond

No. 48299

File: 1471269626602.jpg (32.78 KB, 482x576, other bby.JPG)

Illya from U.N.C.L.E.

No. 48300

File: 1471270167838.jpg (5.91 KB, 275x183, images (2).jpg)

fucking tobias menzies

his characters from outlander makes me want to be fucked over on the table by him especially black jack randall

No. 48301

>>128392
>>128393
>>128394
>>128386
>>128383

How are any of these guys you'd be ashamed of fucking? There is a guys you fap to thread you know.

No. 48302

File: 1471273683421.jpg (152.34 KB, 800x1008, willem-dafoe-gossip.jpg)

I think Dafoe is cute
Also >>127737 and >>128342

No. 48467

>>128397
I'd do it, he's got just a fun personality. Also, Dafoe's supposed to have a huge cock. According to Lars von Trier when filming Antichrist it was so large it confused people on set.

http://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/

No. 48468

File: 1471295792477.jpg (122.43 KB, 446x400, bae.jpg)

>>128105
i feel you anon

No. 48469

>>128395
ANON OMG same! I thought he was really fucking ugly at first but then it just grew on me and I started loving his character and I think his face matches well with it. I am very ashamed, as I've had similar fantasies.

>>128331

He is quite cute looking these days.

No. 48471

>>128397
I would absolutely fuck dafoe

No. 48474

File: 1471384683384.jpg (188.92 KB, 1024x576, suffer-the-little-children-102…)

>>128404
I want him to touch my face and have a weird semi-obsession with me.

No. 48475

>>127725
Nothing shameful about him.

This one girl a knew had a thing for Abbath though, which seems a little weirder

No. 48477

File: 1471515169485.jpg (38.65 KB, 460x288, merchant-portrait_1613277a.jpg)

Not really ashamed

No. 48478

>>128408
If you're not ashamed, then why are you posting in this thread?

No. 48480

>>128408
Yass! Also Ricky and Karl, not sure why as they are not lookers for sure. I just like funny men I suppose.

No. 48481

>>128411
Same, I'd bang Karl and Steve. Not Ricky though… imagine if he did one of his giggles? I'd just put my pants on and go to sleep.

No. 48482

>>128088
I literally just posted the same picture in the cute guys thread lmao. His wicked smile and voice are just perfection. Oh and lanky tall guys are always great

No. 48483

>>128412
Haha! So true Ricky's laugh is fucking horrendous.

No. 48484

File: 1471802088574.jpg (90.77 KB, 500x346, bastard.jpg)

>>128379
i know this feel

No. 48485

>>128415
Yasss!

No. 48486

File: 1471974552899.jpg (16.47 KB, 236x471, 41b0d4fcb4f2767d3ead345b808cd5…)

Bill Hicks. I know he's sperglord's president but I fucking love his atrociously average face. Seems like pussy eating champ also.

No. 48487

>>128408
UM THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN'T POST HIM HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE GTFO

No. 48488

>>127755
I would too. He's weird as fuck looking but I've always liked that. And apparently he's really tall and built

No. 48489

>>127784
That's definitely the most embarrassing one here.
>loss.jpg

No. 48490

>>128157
Oh my fucking god I'd completely forgotten about this guy. I have this exact picture saved somewhere. He used to be with Karley Sciortino from Slutever and she'd write hot journals about fucking him.

No. 48491

>>128420
Ex bf used to be obsessed with CAD, i never really followed. Why the hate? Is the guy a douche?

No. 48517

>>128422
Well he's got his own ED page if you wanted to check it out. I always thought his abortion comic was bad enough though.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tim_Buckley

No. 48518

File: 1472371152263.jpg (613.31 KB, 1050x1491, Woodrow_Wilson_1902_cph.3b1177…)

Woodrow Wilson. No, I don't know how or why my attraction to him started, but there it is. Maybe I just find stern, strict, and troubled guys incredibly sexy? I'm 100 percent honest when I say I would suck his dick without hesitation.

No. 48519

99% men of the thread are absolutely not ugly/creepy/unattractive.

I nominate Michael Berryman & Sid Haig

No. 48520

I don't give a flying fuck what anyone says(speaking in terms of looks, not on the drama - that's what the other thread is for), Onion is my daddy!!!!!!

I'd still tap his greasy ass.

No. 48521

File: 1472405168271.jpg (165.44 KB, 700x380, 06MidnightRun1.jpg)

I feel gross for this one given his age. He was pretty cute when he was younger. I really like him in The Godfather 2 and Cape Fear.

No. 48522

File: 1473695598606.jpg (60.17 KB, 480x251, zef.so.fresh-1473627959629.jpg)

Sage for necroing this thread. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think ninja is so hot. I feel like I have weird taste I don't knoowww

No. 48523

>>128349
same here tbh

No. 48524

File: 1474129378061.jpg (13.94 KB, 300x250, nochin.jpg)

>>128349
god have mercy on ur soul

No. 48539

File: 1474145802112.jpg (28.64 KB, 1247x850, plasticas-famosos-7.jpg)

Old Pete Burns before the surgeries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llHhiiNnIjY

No. 48540

File: 1474149786509.jpeg (267.89 KB, 736x1044, image.jpeg)

Edward Furlong in Detroit Rock City, after he started going down his drug addled molested path, but was still kinda cute.

No. 48541

File: 1474153475697.jpg (43.02 KB, 559x480, CfYV5vPWIAEcmvY.jpg)

>>128430
>tfw he'll never give you a chin job

No. 48542

File: 1474158080945.jpg (14.62 KB, 480x480, yes.jpg)

>>128433
I want ian to stick his chin up my ass and tell me im his babygirl

No. 48543

>>128434
I like the direction this thread is going.

I want to kiss his gigantic forehead.

No. 48544

File: 1474185441498.jpg (53.22 KB, 960x720, vince-vaughn-as-fbi-agent-pete…)

Vince Vaughn in the 90's, especially in The Cell. He's over a foot taller than and the thought of him being able to completely dominate me just sparks something in me.

No. 48545

So many people in this thread, but also Burt Reynolds, especially in White Lighting and Gator. It's kinda cheesy shameful.

No. 48546

File: 1474193044845.jpg (41.6 KB, 1024x576, _59944325_br_cosmo624.jpg)

>>128437
picture dropped

No. 48547

>>128431
holy shit he was so gorgeous whyyyy

No. 48548

File: 1474240372077.jpeg (30.7 KB, 480x480, image.jpeg)

>>128430

No. 48549

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>>128435
I want ian to bend me over look at my gaping ass and say "heeey that's pretty good" before fucking me senseless with his 18 inch dildo

No. 48550

File: 1474260111883.jpg (64.96 KB, 640x360, med_1461116478_image.jpg)

>>128441
imagine him forcefully detaining you with handcuffs in his police uniform while he cutely calls you fucking gay

No. 48551

>>128442
Ian is a babe. Maxmoefoe is also fucking adorable.

No. 48552

>>128322
Yes a thousand times

No. 48553

>>128442
Unf idubbz is so hot
There's just something about his insane confidence and high forehead that gets me wet

No. 48554

File: 1474561831119.jpg (12.47 KB, 207x200, 778767.jpg)

>>128441
>>128442
You're killing me

No. 48555

File: 1474562392682.jpg (Spoiler Image, 224.68 KB, 1280x877, 6765.jpg)

In case all you iDubbbz fans missed the uncensored version.

>tfw Ian will never teabag you

No. 48556

File: 1474566286254.jpg (6.99 KB, 217x232, 6456546.jpg)

VITAS is so hot. His vocal range drives me nuts.

No. 48557

>>128447
Wtf is this real, it's so pink

No. 48558

>>128449
Yeah, it's from the video in the pic except it was censored. It's at like 36 seconds.

No. 48559

File: 1474591388811.jpg (369.87 KB, 1536x1190, fuckingkillme.jpg)

looked through this whole thread and hot damn, there's some good taste

>>127839

he's adorable
>>127951
YES A MILLION TIMES YES
i have a huge voice kink and i have no idea why i like his voice so much. would absolutely fuck
>>128130
a while back i bingewatched a ton of his stuff, he's super hot. he's reasonably handsome imo and his personality is perfect
>>128208
good
>>128318
back in high school i had an obsession with nazi uniforms. the ideology is bad but damn they were well-dressed. i had like 20 pictures of this fucker saved to my phone
>>128319
this might be my most shameful one
>>128424
honestly same, he reminds me of lovecraft too who is also a guy i would probably fuck

fucking jean dujardin is the cutest, i want him to speak french to me. and george clooney gets to me too. god i'm thirsty.

No. 48560

>>128448

He's such a cutie!

No. 48561

>>128451
>he reminds me of lovecraft too who is also a guy i would probably fuck
ohhhh god, some time ago i've read an excerpt from his letters with an autistic racist rant about aryans that was so adorable in its sheer divorce form reality that the only thought that popped into my head afterwards was "hmmm, wouldn't it be cool to fuck that guy?". and i neither read his writings nor find him physically attractive, that's how fucking bad i get with corrupting repressed manchild fantasies. i do not appreciate you reminding me of that event, anon.

No. 48562

File: 1474650697035.jpg (177 KB, 1600x1200, Wallpapersxl Coldplay Marilyn …)

He's started getting old and fat and idc, I'd still hit it.

No. 48564

>>128453
this isn't a thread about conventionally attractive men, and nobody even said they had to be sane.
while a sane and not racist man is a preferable partner, i'd have nothing against fucking someone with shitty beliefs(who happens to be attractive to me) if it means i get to put them in their place. i have a thing for violent hatesex and femdom. it just works for me.

No. 48565

>>128455
pull a what?

No. 48566

File: 1474676187523.jpg (30.72 KB, 720x537, cwc.jpg)

>>128457
You don't know who Christian Weston Chandler is? Where have you been??

No. 48567

>>128458
in my time he was just called chris-chan.
anyway yeah nah thanks m8 i will just stick with my long dead eccentrics.

No. 48568

File: 1474680762548.jpg (53.43 KB, 1280x720, 1458333187_maxresdefault.jpg)

Imagine Max playing Lily in The Danish Girl… that's one way of turning a tear jerker into a comedy.

How is he so fucking pretty.

No. 48569

>>128448
That smile, God damn he's gorgeous even though he is Eurovision tier tacky.

No. 48570

>>128353
I feel you, anon. And I think he has only gotten more attractive, especially cause it looks like he lost some of his weight within the last year. But his voice. Unnnffff

>>128454

Manson will always be at the top of my list. The things I would do to him.

No. 48571

File: 1474859966009.jpg (59.35 KB, 1280x720, max.jpg)

>>128460
He looks amazing in any kind of makeup honestly.

>>128461

I know. He's got the best smile. I like a lot of his music unironically though. Opera No. 2 is pretty good.

No. 48572

File: 1474861920282.jpg (85.79 KB, 704x1000, IMG_2744.JPG)

I loved Tim roths twink looking ass in reservoir dogs I'm in love with him ah fuck lol.

No. 48573

>>128463
Dayummmm

No. 48574

File: 1474923004153.jpg (273.19 KB, 854x480, 7567567.jpg)

>>128465
Girl I know. I wonder if his girlfriend thinks he's hot in makeup and makes it wear it in private. I know I would.

No. 48575

>>128466
His eyeliner is on fleek. I wonder if he did it or GF.

No. 48577

File: 1474947335680.jpg (112.04 KB, 300x400, brian_bell.jpg)

Brian Bell from Weezer, does he count? I feel like to a lot of people he's either weird looking or just average. But my GOD he's gorgeous. I'd let him do a number of things to me

No. 48578

File: 1474949688856.jpg (376.84 KB, 747x743, 77575.jpg)

>>128467
Actually now that I look at it, looks like a makeup app. I found a bunch of similar pics on Tumblr.

I've seen him try apply eyeliner on Ian in the Edward Watermelon hands video and he sure as hell sucks at it, so I think it's fake.

No. 48579

File: 1474949820252.jpg (251 KB, 854x480, 645646.jpg)

>>128470
Here's another

No. 48580

File: 1474989583581.png (1.23 MB, 1136x640, IMG_4996.PNG)

Danny from bloodlines. Would let him hurt me

No. 48581

File: 1474992296048.jpg (78.04 KB, 867x1024, e8777ec3983f69ee919be32c2604be…)

i wouldn't even say i'm ashamed i just know he has a wonky face but joaquin phoenix is like…. wow whatta man!! even now that he's older and saggier, to be honest…. but he was the hottest when he played johnny cash

No. 48582

>>128470
These edits are killing me (in a good way).

No. 48583

File: 1475040420866.jpg (354.16 KB, 1136x640, 6464.jpg)

>>128474
I know. I feel like my new hobby is going to be running pictures of him through makeover apps.

Here's one last pic I found.

No. 48584

>>128475
He looks like such a cute lil' lesbian.

No. 48585

File: 1475131276354.jpg (117.76 KB, 450x300, brian-bell.jpg)

>>128469
OH GOD LOL i really thought i was the only one, especially because i'm always weirdly into tall skinny average looking musician/art guys with a defined bone structure (…. i pretty much just described my boyfriend and every ex or fling i've ever had too) and also because no one looks at anyone in weezer and thinks 'WOW HOT' but…… same

No. 48586

File: 1476546129174.jpg (66.91 KB, 980x490, narcos-season-2.jpg)

This guy. I know he's gay irl. Not the real pablo escobar though. It's surprising how powerful the real guy was given how goofy looking he was.

No. 48587

>>128478
i thought that was borat at a glance

No. 48588

File: 1476562604963.jpg (211.26 KB, 576x694, Edward_Snowden-2.jpg)

>>128478
You mean the actor? He is not gay irl. He got kinda ugly now but he was handsome few years ago. (circa 2010)

I don't know if he fits here but I'd tap him. (Pic related)
Also my university teacher, I wish I could show him to you guys.

No. 48589

File: 1476563456673.jpg (28.86 KB, 580x386, david_cameron_0.jpg)

>>127720
nothing shameful about that my friend

>>127787


he looks like my dad, i'm so into it


mine is pic related. during the general election i had so many angry wanks over him please help me.

No. 48590

File: 1476587900989.jpg (25.16 KB, 300x450, wagner moura.jpg)

>>128478

What? Wagner Moura is not gay. He's married, to a woman. I think he's kinda cute but nothing to write home about IMHO.

No. 48591

>>128478
>>128482
Thanks anons, for outing my bf who lied to me to crush my dreams

No. 48592

File: 1476638263626.jpg (65.36 KB, 1080x608, 344656.jpg)

Sam Hyde

He seems like a dick in real life, but there's something about him that's attractive.

Kill me.

No. 48593

File: 1476651817743.png (486.34 KB, 1140x699, screen-shot-2015-11-02-at-12-1…)

>You will never run your fingers through his afro while he tells you how special you are

No. 48594

File: 1476656961364.jpg (185.41 KB, 879x586, Tropa de Elite.jpg)

>>128482
I find him hotter on Elite Squad. (Amazing movie btw, you guys should watch it.)

No. 48595

>>128485

>"Anon, you've got a happy little bush."

No. 48596

File: 1476726584801.jpg (31.16 KB, 589x366, Screen_Shot_2016-07-05_at_8.44…)

I'm so disgusted with myself but the crush on him is so big and I have no idea how to stop it.

No. 48597

File: 1476855549299.png (116.44 KB, 338x360, ericmurphy.png)

Jeremy Piven is hot but there's something really adorable about Eric on Entourage. He seems like a silly nice guy with a heart of gold on the show who genuinely wants the best for everyone. And I like it when he tries to act tough.

No. 48598

>>128482
I know a brazilian dude who looks like him, too bad he's an asshole.

No. 48599

File: 1476898572890.png (387.03 KB, 750x905, Peter Lorre.png)

Dumping a few of mine.

Peter Lorre's voice is a huge turn-on for me.

No. 48600

File: 1476898625096.png (722.37 KB, 1194x870, Colin Mochrie.png)

>>128491
Funny guys always get me. Plus, Colin was super qt when he was younger and had hair.

No. 48601

File: 1476898693839.jpg (96.57 KB, 625x938, Burn Gorman.jpg)

>>128492
I looooved Burn's character in Pacific Rim. Unf.

No. 48602

File: 1476898765930.gif (980.98 KB, 500x281, Andrew Volpe.gif)

>>128493
Not as ashamed of him as the other ones, but Andrew Volpe is quite literally my ideal type. I wish Ludo would make another album. :(

No. 48603

>>128484
He's bat shit nutty and submissive in the sack.

No. 48604

File: 1476913536975.jpg (39.34 KB, 650x366, tumblr_nqixxs9s4I1r4dcqoo4_128…)

Geoffrey Rush, especially since seeing him in Quills. I love his voice and the sarcastic way he speaks. I would let him do very bad things to me.

No. 48606

File: 1476985536761.jpg (287.36 KB, 720x900, Michael_Jones.jpg)

Michael Jones from RT/LP/Rage Quit
I don't know man, he's ugly, but hot ugly, I'd fuck him in a minute

No. 48607

>>128498

jesus Christ anon, he looks like he has a medical disorder

No. 48608

>>128498
>hot ugly
No, just ugly ugly

No. 48609

>>128498
He's got like a Shrek thing going on

No. 48610

>>128498
His features are so strangely proportioned. I wonder if they're better or worse in motion.

No. 48611

File: 1477013162557.jpg (20.85 KB, 260x260, Miles-Luna.jpg)

>>128498
See, if I had to pick a RT member, I'd go for Miles.

No. 48612

File: 1477014487551.jpg (2.07 MB, 2848x2848, Michael_Jones_at_RTX_2015.jpg)

Please, do not hate Michael Jonas.
I love this dude, I can't explain why.

No. 48613

File: 1477380374209.jpg (241.55 KB, 1118x432, JIm Morrison.jpg)

Jim Morrison! Even when he put on weight and Seth MacFarlane.

No. 48614

File: 1477413582712.jpg (153.27 KB, 710x900, michael-shannon-6.jpg)

Michael Shannon, I know he's bug eyed and has harsh features, but he just does it for me. I never really get celebrity crushes but I've wanted to fuck him since I saw Revolutionary Road. Everything I see him in I can't help but fantasize, he just seems manly and intense. Plus I love his deep, croaking voice. I'd do everything to this guy.

No. 48615

File: 1477429776369.jpg (53.71 KB, 472x575, Bug.jpg)

>>128506
I feel you. I've had a huge crush on him ever since I saw him in Bug. He was super hot in Boardwalk Empire too.

No. 48616

File: 1477442160062.jpg (34.41 KB, 475x267, 2nrzdzk.jpg)

i'm surprised nobody has mentioned rami malek. i think he's weird looking in such an endearing way

No. 48617

>>128508
lol he looks like Lola

No. 48618

>>128508
he's the type of guy I'd totally want to dominate

No. 48619

File: 1477460041381.jpg (393.7 KB, 1156x771, 557.jpg)

>>128508
Damn, I forgot all about him. Yeah, he looks weird but there's something really attractive about him overall. I like his mouth especially.

No. 48620

File: 1477464269373.gif (1.96 MB, 400x222, giphy (2).gif)

>>128511
he has the cutest little smirk/smile sdsfsfs

No. 48621

File: 1477466086564.gif (1007.71 KB, 500x344, giphy.gif)

>>128508
>>128511

yeah there's something about odd-looking, definitely not conventionally attractive but still something hot about them type of guys like him that tend to be my weakness???

coincidentally, christian slater is my personal long-time uglycute celebrity crush, even though no one's into him cause he has like… squinty rodent/feline esque facial features and he aged really fuckin weirdly (he looks a little better now though from what i've seen of him in mr robot, but there are some STRANGE pictures of his face out there that are so different from the boyish JD middle school me fell in love with)

No. 48622

>>128508
>Raw-me Malek

No. 48623

File: 1477496970318.jpg (493.32 KB, 3264x2448, 677675.jpg)

>>128514

No. 48624

File: 1477501128704.jpg (53.4 KB, 900x506, tdy_klg_slater_150429.today-in…)

>>128513
>>128508
double team me already you weird looking angels

No. 48625

File: 1477506787881.gif (879.01 KB, 500x269, tumblr_inline_nha5oyD1pz1rsbeg…)

>>128508
I think he lost a bit of weight as he aged because his face wasn't always quite so strange. He still had big eyes but they weren't always so obvious.

No. 48626

File: 1477507371801.gif (964.52 KB, 250x250, shaaaaaaaaaaame.gif)

I really wanted to fuck Chris Pratt when he was fat.

No. 48627

>>128518
Same but I'm not even ashamed of it

No. 48628

>>128518
I always thought he was cuter when he was a chubbo, his personality is so nice, idk, would bang fat or fit.

No. 48629

YES to Rami Malek and circa "Heathers" Christian Slater.

Also, anyone here remember Gale Harold from QaF? Fucking dreamy.

And idk if anyone here has heard of Drew Fuller? He was in a movie called "Vampire Clan" circa the late 90s or early 2000s. I thought he was super hot in that but I haven't really seen him in anything else. If anyone knows who I'm talking about or has any other info on him then you are amazing.

No. 48630

>>128521
On mobile so it takes a while to delete and re-edit. I guess Gale Harold isn't really anyone to be ashamed of, but I was really drawn to his douche persona in QaF.

And "Vampire Clan" got me obsessed with Drew Fuller, and my family was legit creeped out at the time because the whole movie is based on a real case. His character basically brainwashes everyone in to a cult, basically leading them to believe they are vampires. And then he goes on a murderous rampage. So yeah, a bit of a creepy one there.

No. 48631

File: 1478017686701.jpg (44.95 KB, 499x499, zyO1XZpl.jpg)

don't ask

No. 48632

>>128523
Pretty sure a lot of girls want(ed) to bone him before all this shit happened with his titty streamer girlfriend.

No. 48633

>>128524
Past tense indeed

No. 48634

>>128524
what titty streamer girlfriend? i'm behind

No. 48635

File: 1478030115754.gif (988.25 KB, 250x221, tumblr_ododb4HYLL1rsqpdlo1_250…)

>>128524
I still want to bone him

No. 48636

pewdiepie is absolutely cancerous but actually very attractive. i would also fuck his girlfriend

No. 48637

File: 1478031574034.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x333, rob.jpg)

He's getting old and gross now but when he was younger back he was still in a band he was hot as fuck

No. 48638

>>128527
Dog looks like how i feel about him after that abortion of a twitch stream

No. 48639

>>128528
new cynical, sarcastic, doesn't give a fuck pewdiepie is actually really amusing imo. but yeah, i find him incredibly good looking, particularly when he's got a bit of color and his beard is short / mostly stubble.

No. 48640

>>128517
i think its the weight loss. he has a twin that is much bigger than him, but if the story in this interview is legit and not something he made up, they are supposed to be identical and used to look exactly alike to the point where they could go to each other's classes and not get caught / no one noticed. his brother is in this clip and they don't look anything alike anymore.

No. 48641

>>128529
Who is this qt3.14?

No. 48642

>>128531
agreed. i actually like his content these days now that he's edgy or whatever. hes cute af

>>128533

rob swire.
right click, search google for this image is a lot faster than waiting for an answer.

No. 48643

File: 1478052426366.jpg (161.78 KB, 1350x810, pewdiepie.jpg)

>>128534
i refuse to watch his content unless i'm in incognito mode and i only watch it for his face

No. 48644

File: 1478052989685.jpg (29.49 KB, 520x520, pewdiepie.jpg)

>>128535
hitler youth haircut pewds is best pewds

No. 48645

File: 1478053473054.jpg (110.93 KB, 396x594, 169332043.jpg)

>>128536
nah i prefer the young pewdiepie

No. 48646

File: 1478055723793.jpg (182.73 KB, 1200x629, poop.jpg)

>>128536
best pewds

No. 48647

he looks so… european

No. 48648

>>128539
hm… i wonder why

No. 48649

>>128539
Because he is?

No. 48650

I'm dating a published comic book artist so that should tell you everything. We get along on every level but I'm so out of his league is crazy. Still don't know how to feel about that

No. 48651

File: 1478070991994.jpg (185.05 KB, 800x600, pooopiepie.jpg)

I too, would fuck pewds.
I find his personality and taste in art really quite attractive as well.

No. 48652

File: 1478074735027.jpg (209.78 KB, 1242x1206, tumblr_nrzacaLBjt1ubkuaho1_128…)

Agree with pewds but …..mark? hell yes, probably wouldn't admit I'd fuck him in a heart beat to most people tbh

No. 48653

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Kevin Spacey

James Spader as well

No. 48654

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>>128545

Oh yes, young James Spader. That voice makes me weak.

No. 48655

File: 1478079111520.jpg (1.45 MB, 2550x3300, brule.jpg)


No. 48656

File: 1478079652533.jpg (80.49 KB, 800x533, 800px-Average_brony.jpg)

wish i knew his name

No. 48657

File: 1478080859179.gif (1.57 MB, 268x214, tumblr_o2bcdxDfOc1rn5a30o4_400…)

Benicio Del Toro. Especially at his age now. I want to call him daddy.

No. 48658

File: 1478085418432.png (2.06 MB, 2155x1616, weakknees.png)

>>127718

i don't know why the fuck he is so sexy.

No. 48659

File: 1478085658755.jpg (13.88 KB, 214x317, rami.jpg)

>>128548
awww, he does look kind of adorable being this happy
have you noticed the guy in the background though? pretty handsome from this angle

>>128549

I like how he looks like Rami Malek

No. 48660

File: 1478086097571.jpg (282.74 KB, 800x780, qt.jpg)

>>128236
I know I'm 4 months too late but fuck the haters anon! Seth is a QT and his smile is adorable.

No. 48661

>>128548
I kinda agree. He looks so happy with his pony. I'd actually like a guy to share my passion with (though mine are mainly vintage) fat guys are great to cuddle too. The issue is that I'd quite happily bet he shitposts on r9k about roasties and whores. Which is really what is holding them back. Not looks or body. unless they are being unrealistic about who they should attract.

No. 48839

>>128010
>>128014
What a daddy imo. Shame he strikes me as a sociopath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQxpUlDJ0m8

No. 48840

>>128549
He's got that 'I haven't slept in a week' look that I truly love.

No. 48841

>>128553
It's a photo from an ED page. This guy hasn't been anywhere near 4chan for years.

No. 48842

>>128544
Mark is annoying but he's hot. His voice is so sexy.

No. 48843

File: 1478108179255.png (202.92 KB, 300x300, 66atzCpU.png)

Eric Wareheim. Maybe its because he looks kinda cuddly?

No. 48844

File: 1478119722428.jpg (40.55 KB, 500x334, ben.jpg)

>>128551
as I skimmed through the thread I thought the same thing. I think it's the whole tired eyes

>>128555

that's exactly why I'm attracted to him

No. 48845

File: 1478139953176.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.32 KB, 516x429, omar-mateen-in-an-undated-phot…)

Yeah. Disgusting.

No. 48846

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>>128538
He's so fuckin hot lately. I like the way he dresses and working out regularly has been good for him imo.

>>128549

the first time I ever saw Benicio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects, I immediately wanted to fuck him.

>>128526

idubbbz is dating raihnbowkidz, a titty streamer. he went to canada to visit her and for some reason she decided to stream with him, even though they'd probably only met in person a couple times before that. He was super awkward/socially retarded during the stream, called her room "ghetto", called her a cunt and autistic, burped directly into her microphone, and generally acted like a child. she deleted the stream very soon after when she realized what a mistake it was to stream in the first place.

No. 48847

>>128560
love yourself

No. 48848

>>127732
SAME I LOVE DANZIG

No. 48849

>>128563
I dated a guy who used to do security and he was working a Danzig concert. Said he had major short man syndrome and would try to do the tough guy act around the other security guys since they were all over 6' and muscular.

Sage for anecdote post.

No. 48850

File: 1478180497515.jpg (1.83 MB, 2560x1920, Jason-Segel-016.jpg)

I think it's because I loved Nick. Jason Segel didn't age that well, but I still think he's a cutie.

No. 48851

File: 1478185515376.png (Spoiler Image, 513.08 KB, 739x928, image.png)

Just going to leave this here. (NSFW)(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 48852

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>>128561
i give their relationship a maximum of 3 months

No. 48853

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>>128566

No. 48854

File: 1478187143412.jpg (159.1 KB, 1500x1500, 1444335044052.jpg)

>>128566
K
Y
S

No. 48855

>>128566
>Men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck
well I certainly feel ashamed for you.

No. 48856

>>128568
sauce?

No. 48857

>>128571
Sora no Woto

Basically K-on in the military.

No. 48858

>>128417
YAS i second this

No. 48859

>>128549
yes, i love the way he looks older too and he's dating a young woman and i'm 23 so.. that makes him so much more attractive to me

No. 48860

Young Leo DiCaprio and young Adrien Brody. And a few men from my Mexican telenovelas.

No. 48862

>>128575
leos a classic dreamboat. literally no reason for shame

No. 48863

I'd hatefuck Onision. It's not even outside the realm of possibility… think I'm still young enough.

His purely emotionless and twisted personality would turn me on long enough for one fuck. I hate myself.

No. 48864

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No. 48866

>>128580

What have I done for you to ruin this for me, Anon? Let me imagine a peaceful fuck with no band-aid children, harems, love-making, or marriage. Let me have my fucking fantasy without you mentioning penile papules, dammit.

Side note: I think he's full of shit and I think he would be down for a dirty, kinky, NSA fuck. But that won't make him look like a good guy at the downfall of his marriage, will it? Maybe if I dirty up his inboxes enough…

No. 48867

File: 1478246919296.jpg (171.36 KB, 800x678, IMG_3841.JPG)

Iain Glen. Not bc there is anything wrong with him, he's hot as fuck imo

Its just that he is older than my dad. He is even old enough to be my grandpa.

No. 48868

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>>128582
he's cute. Do you like older guys in general? If you do, I'm there with you. I fucking hate that I have daddy issues. Are daddy issues the only cause for having a thing for older men? I'm so ashamed.

pic related: mike ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. I like prominent eyelids as well.

No. 48869

>>128583
I'm not attracted to men who have any resemblance to my dad, so I don't think I have daddy issues.

I don't think I find older men hot bc they are older, and I'm pretty sure I'll find 40-60 year old men the hottest when I'm that age as well.

but then again it might just be daddy issues

No. 48870

>>128584
I don't know and don't think it has anything to do with having a thing for men that look similar to one's father, but maybe more like the idea of being sexually attracted to a 'father-like figure'?

Perhaps? idk, hopefully some anon will help explain eventually.

No. 48871

Men in their late 40s - 50s are the most attractive to me. Benicio is probably my ideal man in age and looks. I can't explain why, but I've always been attracted to them.

I guess I have daddy issues on some level but part of me is attracted to the disgust factor of such a big age difference. I really don't know why.

No. 48872

>>128583
Those aren't prominent, they're deep set. People mix the two up all the time, prominent eyes don't have a crease that deep. And deep set =/= hooded.

Sorry for OT/nitpicking, it's just my biggest pet peeve.

No. 48873

Don't think I have daddy issues. I always had a good relationship with my dad

on the other hand.. daddy kink. I have to wonder

>>128582

oooh yes

No. 48875

File: 1478291759799.jpg (471.47 KB, 1511x2380, Rami-Malek.jpg)

idk if you guys knew this but rami has a twin brother
it makes me like him more for whatever reason

No. 48876

>>128590
his brother is cuter tho

No. 48877

>>128587
ta for letting me know, friend

No. 48878

>>128592
Np love

No. 48879

File: 1478360234644.jpg (133.69 KB, 960x960, 16416546.jpg)

First of all: Rami could bang me any day of the week.

Second, this dude is a uk vlogger and I don't remember his name, he does some raps, sometimes some quality content and some stupid shit too, anyway…I'm so ashamed but there is something attractive about him and I'd fuck him, that's it.

No. 48880

File: 1478365991052.jpg (74.19 KB, 900x900, 5646.jpg)

>>128594
Oh yeah, Boyinaband. He is/was? roommates with Maxmoefoe and has been in a few videos with him and iDubbbz.

There's something pretty cute about him. Not really ashamed about it, because I think he has a lot of objectively nice features.

No. 48881

File: 1478664239299.jpg (259.64 KB, 1500x1000, IMG_4452.JPG)

David Attenborough any day even though he's 90

No. 48883

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>>128597
>>128596

He was quite hot when he was younger

No. 48884

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No. 48885

>>128599

looks like a bootleg bjergsen

No. 48886

>>128600
More like Lola Hartley

No. 48887

>>128599
I thought we got rid of you, fuck off avatarfag

No. 48888

File: 1479785074346.png (392.49 KB, 600x735, IMG_21112016_201709.png)

besides his huge nose, hes a qt

No. 48889

File: 1479785129424.png (71.32 KB, 214x317, IMG_21112016_202143.png)

Serge Gainsbourg.

No. 48890

Serge and Adrien are good looking. I like the long lengthy guys with big noses type of look.

No. 48891

File: 1479799473176.jpg (26.82 KB, 480x399, danieljackson-morelikedaddyjac…)

Rewatched Stargate the other day and nearly gave myself whiplash with how abruptly I remembered the extreme thirst I had for James Spader as Daniel Jackson when I was younger.

>>128598

DAMN.

No. 48892

>>128604
wow same sister serge is so weirdly sexy

No. 48893

>>128603
No no, not despite. Full package adrien is best adrien

No. 48894

File: 1479815575426.jpeg (75.59 KB, 500x550, image.jpeg)

Jeffrey Tambor.

Honestly, I think I had a lewd dream about him before and I can't look at him the same way. I just feel hella uncomfortable.

No. 48895

>>128604
>>128604
yes yes and yes.
he's me dream type of older man.
no shame there.

No. 48896

>>128609
I HATE THAT. I always have unsolicited lewd dreams about dudes I'm not attracted to and then it turns into this weird semi-shameful attraction.

No. 48897

>>128608
Imagine when he's eating you out his nose tickling your clit hehe

No. 48899

File: 1479867199623.jpg (204.07 KB, 521x779, MV5BMTc4OTIyNDY5MV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

John Slattery. He's gorgeous. I know he's not the character in Mad Men, but even still.

No. 48900

File: 1479868276773.jpg (39.76 KB, 750x375, MIKE-PENCE.jpg)

I'd peg him

No. 48901

File: 1479870146083.jpg (150.19 KB, 750x1014, TdQpsIA.jpg)

A young Sir Michael Caine. omg

No. 48903

>>128615
is that you chris fleming?

No. 48904

>>128614

Awwww yiiiiisssss.

No. 48905

>>128552
Preach! Have you heard him sing "The Things We Did Last Summer?" I get pretty close to coming in my pants when that episode of Family Guy is on.

No. 48906

>>128616
there's nothing to be ashamed of here

No. 48907

File: 1480108835724.png (854.09 KB, 614x1024, glasses.png)

I'm trying to reorganize all my files and I found my Teridax folder from two years ago. He's a giant faggot, but in an endearing way.

No. 48908

>>128615
This. I am utterly disgusted with myself tbh.

No. 48909

File: 1480124964990.jpg (69.17 KB, 600x804, BTrxALmCcAAfdP_.jpg)

i would have fucced richard stallman when he was young. what happened?

No. 48910

File: 1480125011839.jpg (225.29 KB, 618x941, bill_nighy.jpg)

Bill Nighy, and only "ashamed" because he's old enough to be my grandpa. Tall, amazing voice, looks great in a suit, definitely GILF status

No. 48912

>>128624
he installed gentoo

No. 48913

File: 1480156401987.png (249.83 KB, 677x539, 01.png)

>>128624

No. 48914

>>128628
before: scrawny rat
after: seasoned gentleman

No. 48915

File: 1480165063656.jpg (209.66 KB, 1280x1920, JoeGatto.jpg)

>>128448
>>128441
>>128430
>>128387
>>128383
>>128378
>>128353
>>128331
>>128250
>>128236
>>128166
>>128143
>>128130
>>128034
>>128028
>>128014
>>127933
>>127851
>>127839
>>128544
>>128545
>>128551
>>128552

you all have 10/10 tastes
thanks for making me feel like my taste isn't too far gone

No. 48916

File: 1480166909192.jpg (248.41 KB, 1280x1228, tumblr_o1fdrxbzpi1v5c4yho1_128…)

>>128630
Far gone? He's beautiful, don't feel ashamed.

No. 48917

>>128631
true daddo

No. 48918

File: 1480172379946.jpg (24.89 KB, 424x520, Joji-miller.jpg)

This is the man who made the show 'Filthy Frank'.


10/10, would bang, rotten tomatoes tested.

No. 48919

>>128631
No no

Despite him aging and his gut i think hes endearing and the funniest one of them all

No. 48920

>>128633
Lolcow knows who george is

No. 48921

>>128635
Good. Context is important, though.

No. 48922

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>>128621
i guess like anon said about Bill Nighy, it's about the fact that hes almost 60 years older than me but bless my nippers, hes fantastic!

No. 48923

>>128631
>>128634
Joe>Sal>>>Q>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mur

No. 48925

File: 1480213083189.png (284.91 KB, 1200x1200, gnu.png)


No. 48927

File: 1480254108663.png (484.59 KB, 1200x1200, gnu.png)

>>128641

No. 48928

>>128631
good lawd i love joe

No. 48929

File: 1480292945243.jpg (109.22 KB, 1190x595, 8EpKoZr.jpg)

Douglas Hofstadter, what a goofy babe

No. 48930

>>128644
He looks like he's fresh outta Whoville.

No. 48931

>>128641
i want to pull his hair and penetrate him with the force of a thousand suns

No. 49028

>>128645
i'm okay with this

No. 49029

File: 1481199743559.gif (1.88 MB, 480x250, giphy.gif)

what is my problem

No. 49030

>>128495
have you fucked him? tell us more please

No. 49031

>>128649
No shame needed anon, he's funny and cute
Like everyone's favorite teacher in middle school

No. 49032

File: 1481841949701.jpg (39.95 KB, 500x730, 2urxfup.jpg)

At no point in his life has Lemmy never not been offensively horrible looking, and at no point in his life would I have not ridden him to hell and back. Ride in power you ugly motherfucker

No. 49033

>>128651
yeah colbert is objectively attractive, don't think he belongs in this thread.

No. 49034

>>128652
lmao

No. 49035

File: 1481875023932.jpeg (32.8 KB, 236x236, image.jpeg)

>>128630
>>128631
It's funny, I was thinking of posting Q in here haha! I don't really understand it at all because I don't even like older men. Something about him get me though.

No. 49036

File: 1482127053547.jpg (18.24 KB, 335x447, 46ONbXF.jpg)

I know this photoshoot was a joke but it uh…makes me feel funny down there.

No. 49037

>>47792
>ctrl+f "steve buscemi"
>was not disapponted

No. 49038

File: 1482551101290.jpg (321.36 KB, 2000x1000, o-RICHARD-HAMMOND-2014-faceboo…)

Hnnnnnnnnnng

notevenashamed not gonna lie I'd do the hamster

No. 49039

>>48889
ewwww. serge is completely repulsive to me. charlotte on the other hand…

No. 49043

File: 1482709210471.jpg (11.47 KB, 220x303, OTaBOVq.jpg)

I fuckin love Tim Ferriss. I'm not even really sexually attracted to him, id just bang him out of respect.

No. 49044

File: 1482712998655.jpeg (23.42 KB, 300x300, tsm_bjergsen-profile_image-ba4…)

>>47319
Don't worry anon, you're not the only one who wants to do a pro player

No. 49128


No. 49129

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No. 49130

File: 1482881760430.jpeg (14.87 KB, 246x394, Ridgeley8.jpeg)

Is it weird to find Wham era Andrew Ridgeley mad attractive? Even more attractive than George Michael?

I actually thought both of them were regarded as handsome, and that is was normal to think Andrew Ridgeley is attractive. But with George Michael's passing recently, I read an article about George's life, and he was being referred to as 'the handsome half of Wham'. It was then when I realized, I may have a super unpopular opinion, and Andrew was never really regarded as attractive. Awkward..

No. 49131

File: 1482882462673.jpeg (44.25 KB, 640x480, e8429da73-1.jpeg)

Hajime is such a weak looking dork, but yet I feel attracted to him. I have a weakness for adorable looking guys like him.

No. 49132

>>49131
Same here. Plus it helps that he's a lot taller which is a major plus for me

No. 49133

>>49129

Make America sexy again! <3

No. 49134

File: 1482897219247.jpg (89.12 KB, 762x762, Hajimesyatyo.jpg)

>>49131
I thought I was the only one that wanted to bang him. Idk what it is about Hajime but HNNNNNNGGGGH. He's so goofy and all around odd that I love him to death.

No. 49135

File: 1482965118342.jpg (75.37 KB, 799x472, 1210.jpg)

Jafar is fictional, so…

No. 49136

>>49135
Because Jafar isn't clearly gay.

No. 49137

>>49134
Jesus this dude has literally no jawline whatsoever. It's like he just has a chin without any sort of jaw. kek.

No. 49138

>>49132
>>49134
Good to know I'm not the only one! But yeah I feel the same about those things too.

>>49137
But he has a V-line, which is totally attractive according to Asian standards. So he has that going for him.

No. 49139

File: 1483102175896.jpg (156.22 KB, 535x720, 1960s_MICK_JAGGER_Young_ROLLIN…)

I bet Mick Jagger was a freak back in the day

No. 49140


No. 49141

File: 1483676977852.jpg (110.55 KB, 486x750, trentresinoar.jpg)

i've always thought that the downward spiral era trent reznor was oddly attractive

No. 49142

File: 1483680943239.gif (476.14 KB, 500x340, mo85ywgQWc1qzjhsto1_500.gif)

>>49141
I've always thought Trent was a weird looking motherfucker, not conventionally attractive at all. He also seems to be a bit of a manlet really. But I'll be damned if his voice and his videos don't get me going.

No. 49143

File: 1483681409152.jpg (18.19 KB, 250x363, 4dee99516ff9af9c75bc5033110b55…)

>>49141
I think Trent was cute back then not even ashamed. I also think young Manson was attractive.

No. 49144

>>49143
Young Marilyn was pretty qt. When I was a babby goff I read his autobiography and drooled over the pics.

No. 49145

>>49142
hnnnnnnnnng-

No. 49146

File: 1483709065354.gif (1.28 MB, 320x240, 1171267_o.gif)

Rivers Cuomo is really weird, but I find it endearing.

No. 49147

>>49146
Everyone has that one celebrity they'd marry in a heart beat. It'd be Rivers~

No. 49148

>>49141
Same here, anon. He looks so normal now though, and it's really strange? Like I'm really glad he's healthy and still successful now, but 90's Trent was so creepily qt.

No. 49149

All these sexually unappealing white guys… sheesh

No. 49150

File: 1483749374667.jpg (127.67 KB, 500x508, 5386060ee0515dd25fc24466b130bf…)

>>49148
Yeah I don't like the muscle look that Trent has now. He looked better as a creepy little heroin addict.

No. 49151

File: 1483839399913.jpg (16.3 KB, 300x300, matthew-broderick.jpg)

No Matt Broderick? Prime was during Ferris Bueller days but he's still cute as hell imo

No. 49152

File: 1483857128055.jpg (48.68 KB, 580x441, Lanza.jpg)

Adam Lanza

I'm honestly so ashamed. Only posted this in hopes someone was in a similar boat so I wouldn't hate myself as much lol

No. 49153

File: 1483857294065.jpg (52.04 KB, 630x354, 4545.jpg)

>>49152
lol Anon, he's ugly as sin. Come on now.

No. 49154

File: 1483862475606.jpg (39.92 KB, 306x361, 1416578709798_Image_galleryIma…)

>>49152
He always looks like he just had a corn on the cob shoved up his ass.

No. 49155

File: 1483862733193.jpg (12.95 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg)

>>47022
Columbine killers were even better looking then him.

No. 49156

>>49154
>>49153

Yeah I honestly wonder where I went wrong in life to have my standards so fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. 49157

>>49156
If he was still alive, you two couldve went to the theatre and played ddr together as a first date

No. 49158

>>49155
>dat awkward 90s school portrait

No. 49159

>>49149
KYS weeb.

No. 49160

>>49152
You should be. No sex appeal at all and he's ugly as fuck

No. 49161

Love how y'all are condemning this because he's ugly and not because he's a mass murderer. I agree though he looks like a sardine

No. 49162

>>49161
He's a mass murderer and he's ugly. The "handsome' Richard Ramirez I would not sleep with either because he's a killer

No. 49163

>>49152
He looks cute there, but awful in >>49153 and >>49154.

No. 49164

File: 1483912342477.jpg (76 KB, 575x693, gil grissom.jpg)

lmao, he was my first TV crush when I was like 12

No. 49166

File: 1483919473943.jpg (259.69 KB, 800x1210, 6a00d834518cc969e200e54f653eb4…)

>>49164
there's no shame for me to say i've loved him for years.
To Live and Die In L.A is my favourite movie and i miss seeing him on my tv.
i need to rewatch CSI…

No. 49167

File: 1483932942624.jpg (60.2 KB, 585x400, draper_adp.jpg)

>>48899

fuuck i was scrolling down waiting for someone else to post him. whatever that look is called, he pulls it off so well.

i also want to fuck donald draper in his office.
(ot but i really miss the show, for some reason im really into 50-70's aesthetic in shows. white people seemed to happy during that time)

No. 49168

>>49167
He looks like Steve Carell's marginally more successful twin

No. 49169

>>49167

Yeah, I would have loved to be a secretary in that office.

No. 49170

File: 1483949772292.jpg (87.5 KB, 674x936, 7f755fada8d48cfd6625a48d72e0ab…)

>>49168
there's another goofy fuck i'd schtup but probably not admit to.

No. 49171

>>49170
no, nvm, i would, he's great.

No. 49172

File: 1484410352584.jpg (26.42 KB, 635x423, biden-climate.jpg)

>>48899
Yay

>>48900
Maybe. With a Jesus statue watching. Though his head-shape is fucking weird

Speaking about very old men… I know I'm gonna get shit for this but Joe Biden is hot. I'm aware he's a groper and not exactly the brightest candle on the cake but still.

No. 49173

>>49170

My boyfriend judged me so much for admitting I would like to fuck Steve Carell.

No. 49174

File: 1484438135824.png (53.94 KB, 650x493, 8EDEE75C-B721-4EFC-9EA2-73EF90…)

I would fuck the shit out of Scrooge

No. 49175

File: 1484444447168.jpeg (291.72 KB, 1280x726, tumblr_mdraofLgXk1qzoaqio1_128…)

Lol.

No. 49176

>>49174
Not going to lie, I loved Frank Finlay's Marley

No. 49177

File: 1484558365210.jpg (135.69 KB, 1065x1065, malcolm.jpg)

>>49172
Joe Biden could get it any day.

Also Malcolm Turnbull (Australian Prime Minister)

No. 49178

File: 1484590570926.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.15 MB, 294x233, IMG_0068.GIF)


No. 49179

File: 1484591460684.jpeg (22.66 KB, 400x400, 73020da849a4a50981256be0496930…)

>>49177
Wanna talk about qt Aussie Prime Ministers?

No. 49180

File: 1484605818419.jpg (42.57 KB, 540x433, 11402976_1593577730915357_1247…)


No. 49181

File: 1484610158240.jpg (26.33 KB, 300x300, GerryAdamsWeb3001.jpg)

I'm so sorry

No. 49182

File: 1484611625147.jpeg (90.58 KB, 580x790, mfraser-armyminister-1966.jpeg)

>>49179
Come on, anon. You know who the cutest of them all was.

No. 49183

Vladimir Putin…

No. 49184

>>49181
Yikes. You have truly sinned with that one, anon.

No. 49185

File: 1484639911949.png (218.35 KB, 370x493, ibKGceE.png)

>>47022

Sorry.

No. 49186

File: 1484641084225.jpg (592.89 KB, 1273x1600, 3653.53.jpg)


No. 49187

>>47317
i agree fam
he's so cute

No. 49188

File: 1484642070965.jpg (113.88 KB, 1600x900, alton-brown-salt.0.jpg)

>>47802
duuuude i've liked him since i was 15. god he's so hot
now thats good eats

No. 49189

>>49185
He's hot, why the shame

No. 49190

>>49189

The shame is because he is widely reported to be kind of a sleazy douche and his voice is really unfortunate, but I'd still totally fuck him regardless.

No. 49191

File: 1484669914407.jpg (907.02 KB, 3199x2304, full hd assad-kun.jpg)

Shameful only because he already has a qt3.14 waifu

No. 49192

>>47802
I'm so mad at this asshole. He fucking led my sister on and then totally ignored her. She was heart broken. He was obviously flirting and into her and even DM'd her and he blocked her from Twitter for no reason.

No. 49193

>>49191 he sort of reminds me of a g John Cleese

No. 49194

>>49167
tbh i want to be gangbanged by don, ted, roger, ken and pete circa 1970 when they all have those ridiculous mustaches

or just fuck don when he's been crying and stinks of whiskey

No. 49195

File: 1484840661837.jpg (1.01 MB, 1600x1209, Julian_Assange_full.jpg)

He's a piece of shit and I hate him, but boy is fine af

No. 49196

File: 1484844169378.jpg (144.56 KB, 2000x1000, o-EDWARD-SNOWDEN-facebook.jpg)

>>49195
Is that Assange? If so you get the medal for worst taste anon.

Snowden's kind of cute. Not attractive in any way but he has this nerdish charm.

No. 49197

File: 1485184849570.jpeg (100.34 KB, 625x789, image.jpeg)

honestly

No. 49198

File: 1485197682073.jpg (2.2 MB, 2560x1403, noel-fielding-migh-014.jpg)

Noel Fielding, so so bad.
Some /soc/ attention whore on /fem/ a few years ago had similar facial features and had a crush on him because of it.

No. 49199

>>49192
Just looking for nudes?

No. 49200

File: 1485204247169.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.49 KB, 500x501, robotsindisguise.jpg)

>>49198
every time i see noel i remember this picture he took with chris corner (who isn't bad looking himself ngl)

No. 49201

>>49195
What's wrong with Julian? Shillary fan?

No. 49202

File: 1485223458971.gif (885.34 KB, 500x247, 676757.gif)

Anyone remember that band, The Darkness, from the early 2000's?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this dude was so hot back in the day.

No. 49203

>>49202
I really liked Permission to Land. Every song on that album is catchy as fuck.

No. 49204

>>49200
Now I know why this was spoilered. Yikes, anon.

No. 54495

File: 1485975495200.jpg (34.73 KB, 500x375, antfant.jpg)

from his gym videos on IG he has cuddly arms and I'm a sucker for those ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. 54500

File: 1485988111914.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 107 KB, 599x804, image.jpeg)

Yeah uh…….

No. 54502

>>54495
Why are you ashamed? He looks cute

No. 54511

File: 1485998044971.jpg (49.03 KB, 574x512, Stamper.jpg)

>>54495
going on a young bald internet personality tangent…

Stamper has been a crush of mine for years.

No. 54512

File: 1486006640621.jpg (711.41 KB, 3574x2178, 129169568-jpg.jpg)

>>54495
Same. but I immediately stop fantasying when I think about his stupid voice sayin' "this is antanay fantanay, the memelord" or something like that. Kek.

I hate Seth but he is so my type. I hate myself.

No. 54513

File: 1486009080310.jpeg (9.76 KB, 197x255, Yul-Brynner.jpeg)

Yul Brynner
I just have a thing for super "Russian" looking dudes.

No. 54514

>>54502
Pretty much what >>54512 said. Can't help but think that during sex he'll probably make one of those awkward faces that he does during his reviews, lol

>>54511
Either him or Jeff/JohnnyUtahNG. Tbh I'd fuck Jeff on his voice alone.

No. 54522

>>48879
boyinaband

No. 54523

File: 1486027901286.jpg (363.44 KB, 1991x2048, 80f39dcb6e67a8cebf5411f342696b…)

kill me

No. 54531

>>54523
Ralph Fiennes is hot, no need for embarrassment there. Even if he is dressed up as a nazi.

No. 54540

>>54523
Wanted to post him, too. I love the Voldemort man.

No. 54543

File: 1486079396650.jpg (25.01 KB, 494x573, Oppenheim-kun.jpg)

>>47022
Not fuck but would have cute physics study sesh with a younger version.

The taste ITT is sex doe
Manhattan project is my favorite anime.

No. 54612

>>54513
Dude I'd fuck him shamelessly. He just has (had) this "way" about him that I thought was incredibly smooth. Even enough to compensate for the manlet thing.

No. 54638

>>54531

I think my problem is that it's the nazi stuff that does it for me

No. 54639

File: 1486226934179.jpg (948.02 KB, 4560x2760, albertriveraciudadanos.jpg)

Albert Rivera

No. 54662

File: 1486292136948.jpg (59.67 KB, 800x598, alberto-garzon-iu-efe-06032016…)

>>54639
Now that you mention him… Alberto Garzón does it for me

No. 54691

>>54543
Anon it's like you're looking into my soul. Oppenheimer had brains AND sex

No. 57642

File: 1491302180938.jpg (217.45 KB, 556x314, Ian McShane Main.jpg)

Ian McShane. I thought I'd never go for someone older than my dad, but that it's so so wrong makes him even hotter.

>>48620
He looks like the lovechild of Yoda and Frodo, which is hot in its own way.

No. 57650

>>54500

anon i would let dave navarro piss on my face tbh

No. 57651

>>49202
YES. I gasped out loud at this one. 10/10 would fuck the goofy hot glam man.

also on another note they came after their time. so underrated

No. 57761

File: 1491530378855.jpg (488.15 KB, 800x1200, wenn21335622.jpg)

>>57642
Ian McShane for suuure.

I'd fuck Patrick Stewart, even though he's 74. Had a massive lady boner for him ever since watching Star Trek TNG as a kid. He just seems so romantic and kind, I bet he go down on me for hours and make me breakfast in the morning.

No. 57784

File: 1491560926170.jpg (271.2 KB, 1070x1600, adrien-brody-006.jpg)

>>54500

There was a time I would fuck Navarro with no shame, that time was not today.

Also, I'm too lazy to look for it, but some anons said they'd fuck 90's Trent Reznor.. Yeah. No fucking shame there.

Also, Adrien Brody. He's my fucking Hollywood crush since I saw him kissing that actress when he won the Oscar. Shiet. I don't care about his gigantic crooked nose it's kinda charming, I love his eyes and smile.

No. 57789

File: 1491572275657.jpg (391.72 KB, 750x1000, johnhale.jpg)

>>57761
>>57784
Both these guys for sure. Not just fuck but I would want to go on romantic vacations and cuddle on the beach with too.
Maybe even sleep in late a rainy day and curl up in their arms.

A shame fuck for me is Magister Hale from the show Salem. Not the actor, just specifically this character. Something about the dark clothes, witchiness, and flowing mane of white hair just does it for me.

No. 57802

>>57784
I want to ride 00s Adrien Brody's nose

No. 57827

File: 1491634538207.gif (426.87 KB, 500x278, WRwMPnBiycqT6.gif)

>>57802

ikr?

I remember I once read some girl saying that she met Adrien in a bar in L.A. one day and she was super drunk and he was being flirtatious and polite and saying that he was an actor but she, being drunk, didn't recognise him at the time, just had that kinda "i know you from somewhere" impression, and shrugged him off.

It's probably made up, but always made me incredibly jealous. Just the thought of him approaching me at a bar all flirty and classy and taking me to his home afterwards..

Anyway, sage for wet dream>>57802

No. 57833

>>57827
What's this gif from?

No. 57841

>>57833

I think it's called "The Hard Way"… It's a shitty movie, I watched it solely for Brody lmao

No. 57842

>>57841
And I shall now do the same lol thanks anon

No. 57843

>>49196
>not attractive in any way
fucked standards

No. 57847

File: 1491690178288.jpg (55.2 KB, 500x667, ninja.jpg)

i would let him fuck me sideways, upside down, inside out, day and night to hell and back

No. 57872

File: 1491769292132.jpg (128.14 KB, 600x900, steve-buscemi-004.jpg)

i wanna make sweet warm love to steve buscemi…

No. 57874

>>57784
youve seen splice? the movie kinda sucks but there is a semi-sex scene with adrien in it

No. 57875

>>57874
Where he fucks his daughter

No. 57889

>>57874

I actually love splice :( Even if Brody wasn't there, I just think it's a solid movie, nothing groundbreaking, but neat. also for some reason I think his character looks like a NIN fan in that movie so it's a double win for me lmao

>>57875 It wasn't his daughter though, it had his girlfriend DNA, but none of his, and it was mixed with a lab generated animal, so..

Other than that there's the quickie he has with his gf that I also kinda enjoy lmao

No. 57945

File: 1491881470594.jpg (479.38 KB, 1300x1733, 30807284_1300x1733.jpg)

I find his super attractive until I remember his freak outs.

No. 57947

>>57945
Charlie's pretty conventionally attractive, you shouldn't be ashamed. And his freakouts are pretty entertaining.

No. 57958

>>57945
excuse me anon charlie is perfect

No. 57959

File: 1491910407159.jpg (28.96 KB, 400x248, celeb-cartoon-lookalike-05.jpg)

>>57889
I mean, if you raise something as your daughter, its just as messed up to fuck it as if it was your daughter.

Anyway, Adrien Brody is cute, but all I can see is this so he is just unfuckable to me

No. 57960

>>57847
hi millie

No. 57989

File: 1491961994734.gif (6.87 MB, 512x384, hips and nips.gif)

>>57945

most people think he's cute. i see iasip fans raving about him all the time. they don't do that for someone like Mac or Dennis (they aren't ugly, but they are not attractive either).

now, i wanna fuck priest cricket. i got so angry when they made him ugly. he can get it.

No. 57991

File: 1491964558194.gif (1.99 MB, 245x271, gaybar.gif)

>>57989
wait I see people rave about Mac and Dennis all the time. Especially Mac (his body might have something to do with it). They're definitely attractive.

I wanna fuck Cricket, too. And Liam McPoyle. And Dee. Most of the cast honestly.

No. 57992

File: 1491965552330.jpg (102.54 KB, 900x506, rob-mcelhenney-fat-mac-fx.jpg)

>>57991
I'm the only weirdo that likes fat Mac? Tell me I'm not alone pls.

No. 57995

>>57992
No fat mac was pretty cute. I wanted to give him a hug.

No. 58003

>>57992
You're not alone. Normal Mac is adorable sure but every time I see fat Mac I get so riled up. Fucking love that body type with big arms and some chub on the belly

No. 58046

>>57991

well, in my friend circles everyone want to fuck Charlie. i thought it was normal.

Dee though? anon, but she's a bird!

No. 58047

>>57992

i don't care for skinny Mac but i did love fat Mac. he looked cuddly.

No. 58050

>>58046
She's a cute bird!!

No. 58051

File: 1492029634712.jpg (50.11 KB, 400x592, tumblr_okpw9j4p2k1t018wbo1_400…)

>>57945
>>57989
>>57991
>>57992
glenn howerton is definitely the most conventionally attractive one on asip but there is just something about him that makes me feel ashamed to admit i have a crush on him

No. 58056

File: 1492034857265.jpg (26.52 KB, 600x450, IASIP-its-always-sunny-in-phil…)

>>58051
no shame, i have a crush on him too. can't remember how i came across pic related but when i did… woo!
>that seductive gaze

No. 58073

>>58051

The "shame" is probably because his character is very outwardly narcissistic/shallow and p much a sociopath, whereas Mac and Charlie are chill and would be down with getting some cheeseburgers after sex.

I thought Liam McPoyle was ew until I saw that actor star in Westworld and now he's 9/10 but I still can't get the inbred trailer trash image out.

No. 58074

>>58073

To put it more concisely, Dennis reminds me of a Redpiller but one who happens to have decent looks.

No. 58075

>>58073
Luckily I saw westworld first and he really did it for me, but now I've seen him in IASIP the characters have merged and now I believe William is sweaty and likes milk

>>58051
>>58074
You nailed it. He looks like a JC Leyendecker painting come to life and he's painfully handsome but I feel like I would avoid him at all costs IRL.

No. 58076

File: 1492043396482.png (1.42 MB, 1163x1529, Screenshot 2017-04-12 17.25.45…)

>>58051
He looks really good now that he's graying a bit and sometimes looks like a crack addict. He's hot as fuck, for me the shame comes from the fact that I would totally let Dennis use the DENNIS system on me in real life.
>10/10 would get DENNIS'd on a boat

No. 58077

>>58076
>boat
Because of the implication?

No. 58107

File: 1492096801437.jpg (61.54 KB, 900x506, mr-robot-season-1-elliot-rami-…)

>>58076
I didn't find him attractive until THAT photo. I have something for sleepy eyes.

>>58073
Or sniffing paint with Charlie.

No. 58109

File: 1492098492549.jpg (40.31 KB, 768x433, gettyimages-484657130.jpg)

not sure if he counts since he's somewhat conventionally attractive, but he's gross in a different sense

No. 58113

>>58076

Holy lord, he looks so much hotter with some scruff and a little heroin in his veins

No. 58137

File: 1492160722538.jpg (73.46 KB, 468x341, data.jpg)

I don't know if I should be embarrassed or not

No. 58139

I don't get this thread. 98% of the guys posted here are considered as attractive or hot. why be ashamed?

No. 58141

>>58137
Don't be

No. 58142

File: 1492172474899.jpeg (502.61 KB, 4240x2832, 324B4E4A-1692-46FB-9216-6F32DF…)

Man In The High Castle, the uniforms get me every damn time.

No. 58147

>>58139
I feel like there's usually some context to the shame that isn't given.

No. 58148

>>58141
Knowing his character had creepy obsessive fangirls makes me feel better about pining after a heartless automaton <3

No. 58151

>>58142
Rufus Sewell in any kind of outfit is enough tbh

No. 58155

File: 1492215439603.jpg (25.1 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)


No. 58156

>>58155

"Metal Leute" echoes from a far distant Japanese bathroom

No. 58191

>>57960
how dare you compare me to her, I don't draw my eyebrows on like two spastic slugs and take aesthetic pictures of people's gravestones

No. 58192

>>57992
his body type is fairly close to my current bf. my bf wants to lose weight (he only recently gained it) and of course I support him being healthier but he's so damn sexy to me at the moment I can't even explain it. I love big arms and a belly on a guy.

No. 58205

File: 1492298353750.gif (1004.04 KB, 268x268, tumblr_ontil1ANtP1rszoo3o2_400…)

Adam Driver. I know logically he isn't conventionally handsome, but there's something about him that I still think is attractive. Every time I try to explain it my friends make fun of me though

No. 58206

File: 1492301367723.jpg (717.45 KB, 736x1212, blackbeard.jpg)

I don't tell my friends about my crush. Maybe if I get drunk enough.

>>58205
He has a good body, but a big nose, no chin, and his face is lopsided.

No. 58208

File: 1492302369346.jpg (16.11 KB, 243x409, daveyjones.JPG)

>>58206 you just reminded me


..i wish i was joking about this

No. 58212

>>58208
It's fine, anon. This is why it's the ashamed thread. Only slightly ashamed btw.

No. 58217

File: 1492324073420.jpg (34.69 KB, 600x400, Barbossachina.jpg)

>>58206
>big nose
>lopsided face
I'm not the Anon you're replying to but these are the reasons why he is so cute imo.

Also get out of my face because Barbossa is clearly the best looking POTC character.

No. 59024

File: 1493199717764.jpg (283.33 KB, 768x1024, IMG_1651.JPG)

I'm not proud of this but he's such a bad boy with good aesthetic and there's some good Dylann Roof x reader fanfic on the web… not that I looked for it or anything kek

No. 59049

>>59024

>tumblr girl obsessed with serial killers who probably jerks of to fanfiction about the columbine killers


damn anon, grow up.

but this is the only legit "men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck" answer in the entire thread, so i'll give you that.

No. 59051

File: 1493234109559.jpg (96.51 KB, 350x489, jeremy.jpg)

I wanna have sex with Jeremy Jahns and then have him kick me out first thing in the morning because he seems like that kind of dude.

No. 59055

>>59049
>REEEEEE someone wants to fuck a guy i disapprove of but not any of the spastics already posted above so I'm going to type about how immature they are because people on the thread saying they would fuck putin is totally not immature

lolll it's ok, stop crying, to someone out there in the world, you're their shameful fuck too, don't feel so left out ミ☆

No. 59057

>>59051
I'd fuck him too although to me he always came off as the "SO YOU WANNA HANG OUT OR LIKE GET BREAKFAST" morning after type person.
>"oh heh uh no sorry Jeremy I uh…have work…"

No. 59060

>>59024
his fashion/aesthetic is nice ill give him that. fuck that bowl haircut and racist shooter shit tho

No. 59293

File: 1493491214607.jpg (28.58 KB, 306x400, shkrelio.jpg)

I'll get so much shit for this, this is the most embarrassing and shameful fuck in this thread. I am in a STEM field and have a type usually, I love smart men in STEM. I also love older men, and thus why I want to fuck Martin Shkreli. I'd ravage the shit out of that obnoxious twink. I'm talking unimaginable things, hit me up senpai anytime.

He's just…so fucking cute, like a little skinny hypermobile elfman, virgin walking across Manhattan. He's probably an autistic and awkward guy in real life who hates most people he encounters, I don't mind that either.
Someone, just end my life already I've clearly hit the rockbottom and no, this is not a phase, I've known since the Daraprim saga that I want to fuck that autistic littler fucker. He hits the right spot of awkward, cute and mature that just gets me.

I'd never ever in real life admit this to anyone.

No. 59294

>>59293
This gave me a good laugh. No judging from me, but "skinny hypermobile elfman" is very accurate.

No. 59305

>>59293
ehh id hit him up too. i have a minor obsession with that man. youre not alone anon

No. 59306

>>59293
>mature
lol

I suppose he can be funny sometimes and is an A+ real life troll, but… Really, anon?

No. 59316

File: 1493508751506.gif (1.4 MB, 245x233, tumblr_mxas0avqLT1sk4a43o1_250…)

John Slattery, after watching Mad Men i was thristing for him (and Jay.R.Ferguson), ashamed because he's give or take my father's age, but damn, is he handsome (and his charm as Roger did help a little).

No. 59321

File: 1493513611414.jpg (58.98 KB, 650x488, 5b3ae80399083e4a51c5056809c36d…)

Aidan Gillen, specifically as Petyr Baelish in GoT. Something about ambitious men is super hot. He's older than both of my parents though lmao.

Also, dat accent combo'd with my facial hair fetish…..hnnnng

No. 59328

File: 1493522290289.jpg (78.82 KB, 716x768, Bill_Wilson-0.jpg)

>>59321
He's a big guy

No. 59333

>>59316

oh i know what you mean. i don't like older guys but god damn, i like the way he carried himself

No. 59663

File: 1493959622689.png (766.02 KB, 1136x640, IMG_4114.PNG)

Normally I don't like guys with excessive facial hair but Shane Dawson's adorable, and cute. <3

No. 59664

>>47022
So it doesn't matter because he's gay but Nathan Lane.
I have a soft spot for funny guys no matter what they look like and his comedic timing is always great. I wish he got more work.

No. 59665

>>59663
I'm pretty sure there's thousands of girls who'd fuck Shane Dawson. Hell my HUSBAND said he'd fuck Shane Dawson because he's just that cute.

You missed the point of the thread dollface

No. 59680

Steve Buscemi anons, I got to ask you, what's the appeal? I see so many women saying they lowkey would fuck him but he just looks too horrifying to me and his eyes are fucked.

No. 59687

File: 1493967897665.png (144.35 KB, 750x730, IMG_2161.PNG)

He can prolapse my anushole yum yum

No. 59753

>>59687
cmon, contain yourself

No. 59754


No. 59779


No. 59780

>>59680

For me, it was Ghost World. He was just adorable in that movie.

No. 59893

File: 1494125810297.png (729.11 KB, 1280x800, IMG_9397.PNG)

>>59780
Oh, same! Seymour is adorable.
>>59680
Not a fan of older Steve? Consider younger/80s Steve.

No. 59897

File: 1494129288328.gif (961.4 KB, 500x380, giphy.gif)

Speaking of Steves

No. 59899

>>59893
ugh what a babe

No. 59900

I would fuck nardwaur.

No. 59910

>>59897
what's the name of the guy on the left?

No. 59911

File: 1494142865709.jpg (30.35 KB, 648x759, 2c05713771d57b58479f538bca5926…)

>>59910
Donovan patton
he cute

No. 59917

>>59897
iktf anon. adorable.

No. 59934

File: 1494178554724.jpg (335.25 KB, 1024x768, moot thumbs up.jpg)

Pls no judge

No. 59938

>>59934
Yeah, I agree but like maybe 10 years ago. He looks like shit now.

No. 59939

>>59938

Yeah. He got all… bald…ish.

No. 59944

>>59934
moot was pretty cute

No. 59960

File: 1494191079333.gif (482.14 KB, 260x195, IMG_9440.GIF)