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No. 121350

Previous: >>107593

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck… or not.

No. 121353

>Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck… or not.
>or not
what does this mean? no offense but "Men You're Ashamed To Say You'd Fuck" is a superior thread title for being straight to the point

No. 121355

Not op but there's confusion on whether some ugly men deserve to be in this thread if the poster just dgaf. Since they won't fit into the hot guy thread either.

No. 121356

i appreciate the slipknot thread photo

No. 121362

>Unconventional Male Attractions

Were you drunk when you made this OP?

No. 121365

Lmfao why is my shameful fuck the op pic? I posted that like a year ago too.

No. 121376

kiwifarms admin after taking 10 baths

No. 121381

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i really wanna fuck the vice incel, i find him physically attractive & his mannerisms in the interview are very endearing to me

No. 121382

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I don't care what they all say about hosts at /w/. I'd fuck one. (Except the Kei guy I guess)

No. 121383

yeah i thought that he was cute too. he comes off as a polite person in the video, i hope he made it out of the incel hellhole.

No. 121388

I've never spoken to him directly, but he's well known on /r9k/. He's apparently not actually an incel and has a heroin addiction. He seems really lonely and mentally ill, it's sad.

No. 121390

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Everytime a new season of GLOW drops I develop an insane short-lived crush on Marc Maron's character. Last fictional crush I had was probably Inuyasha when I was 14 lol

No. 121391

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really? i’ve heard the drug addiction stuff but not that he isn’t really an incel.
in any case i find him super cute

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No. 121399

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Jack Stauber is lowkey a cutie

No. 121412

Nah he's not unconventional. He's the epitome of strong, confident masculinity to me, with those leather pants and scruffy hair. His voice is hot too

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No. 121417

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c'mon anon, he was conventionally attractive and literally a sex symbol.

I promised not to sperg out too much but since it's a new thread I'll allow myself to do it again just once. I really can't over emphasize how cute Brah looks with longer hair.

No. 121419

Lemmie join you once again fellow reviewbrah-sperg

No. 121423

the "not actually an incel" stuff was in regards to him not being a virgin (iirc?). I don't doubt that he has massive issues with dating though and might still consider himself an incel even if incel dogma doesn't.
ugh, he's so pretty. he looks like a real life edgy anime boy in that tumbnail.

No. 121424

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after posting Seth Rogen in the conventionally attractive men you'd like to fuck thread and being met with anons telling me he didn't belong there, I did some soul searching and realised they were right - he wasn't meant for such a thread. so I'll post him here. I would still fuck him though

No. 121425

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I always thought he looked like he could be related to vegan gain's wife Jasmin

No. 121427

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his delicate ladylike hands and long nails are such a turn off. that at everything else about him. no offence to the review brah anons though, you do you

No. 121429

Good character development! He could end up in the other thread if he ever got fit and developed a sense of style, but I fear his reputation would always precede him and lead you back into "men I'm embarrassed to admit I'd fuck" territory. Welcome home, anon.

No. 121430

I don't like his nails either but I got used to them and consider them borderline acceptable now even tho I hate long nails myself.he also keeps them nice and clean which is a plus.if girls can have long nails then why not him?
Regarding his hands,I find them really pretty and I wish he would do us a favour and become a hand model ugh(thank u for being respectful anon)

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No. 121455

I just ashamed that I would fuck him

No. 121463

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I don't get it. He looks like Lauren Harries.

No. 121473

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Nah he looks like the male version of lorde

No. 121474

Oh no…what have you done…

No. 121481

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Are you quite sure?

No. 121502

No. 121512

what video is this holy shit, he looks so cute

No. 121517

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How can someone be so weird looking and so cute at the same time? I've never been this attracted to someone I've never even seen IRL

No. 121535

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So glad to see my fellow sperger~ By the amount of replies we've gotten, this is starting to look like the unofficial reviewbrah thread kek

it's the Styling My Hair Through the Years vid! That's his hair without any product in it, ridiculously cute. He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.

I actually find them extremely attractive, bordering on straight-up erotic. I'll refrain from making gross comments in case he stumbles across this thread, but fuck I love his hands.

No. 121539

i haven't kept up with him for years but he's still a qt

No. 121541

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a few answers here are from me but yea john is the epitome of unconventionally attractive and no one can convince me otherwise

>He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.

it's because our boy does his hair for himself and not for others.same with his nails and style and all that

also my hot take is that this pic of reviewbrah is great and those two pics have the same energy

No. 121545

I can't take this thread seriously anymore

No. 121547

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I didn't see many people drooling over him so yeah

No. 121549

You're reading my mind. I just finnished season 3 and was lusting for him all over. He looks like a younger sleazebag version of my grandfather so that only makes it worse.

No. 121552

Anon please I'm begging you get help

No. 121558

Who hurt you

No. 121577

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This soldier from a Vietnam War documentary. I don't think he's unattractive, I'm just a little embarrassed about having a thing for a guy from 50 years ago.
Also he didn't age too well but PTSD will do that.

No. 121579

I find that type very attractive tbh

No. 121581

I'd fuck him in a second to be honest. Yeah he's weird looking but there's something super sexy about him

No. 121641

bro, Lorde and reviewbrah are straight up the same person. Lorde even had a finsta where she reviewed onion rings a few years back. No one, and I mean, NO ONE can convice me "they"'re not the same exact person.

No. 121657

can the review guy fan girls stop posting here plz. we get it you think he’s quirky~~~ he’s ugly as fuck let’s just move on

No. 121668

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I don’t know why, but I find his push over attitude attractive

No. 121678

Jorge from 90 Day Fiancé?

No. 121681

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his wife will kick your ass anon

No. 121691

His attitude is pretty annoying to me but I have to admit he's looking increasingly attractive with the weight loss.

Sorry for the dumb question anons, but is there a thread for girls (not the "girls you're ashamed of liking" one)? I have the hugest crush on Anfisa.

No. 121699

i would bring her her red bag with her MAKE UP any time

No. 121702

I want an attractive women you'd fuck thread if there isn't one already.

No. 121703

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I am ashamed of myself honestly

No. 121715

ugh this fucking guy… let me vent. i feel genuinely bad for finding him attractive because he's an absolute scumbag. he is such a pretty looking manlet yet he keeps whining about how his looks are the reason why he can't get laid. i looked up more of his posts and he's basically a neet completely dependent on his parents' money at age 22, doesn't show any effort to improve himself, is constantly drunk or high, thinks he's not white passing for oppression points, hates all women (no shit, i know), believes that men are natural predators and sees it as an excuse for fucking someone who is passed out drunk, yet is also homophobic because "gays are predators trying to convert straight men", he's just an overall trainwreck.

No. 121719

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I get you sis, he is an absolutely despicable human being.
He has the prettiest face I've ever seen, but I still cringe whenever I see it, he is fucking nuts.

No. 121720

Sorry, I forgot to sage

No. 121721

I wonder if he'd end up just as insane if he didn't become a part of the incel community.

No. 121729

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fuck anons i had a dream that i was dating Jason Nash last night and now I have a crush on him, i did not sign up for this……..

No. 121739

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I only know tyler1 for the memes, tbh.
But he looks adorable.
(wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he's another misogynistic gAmEr piece of trash, though. Didn't really do any research on him)

How the fuck can someone who looks like that be an incel? He's probably a volcel who rejects any woman that doesn't look like a pornstar or a model.
I'm also very curious about what other incels say about him. You know, since they hate non-horrificent looking women who dare to express any insecurities about their physical appearance. They think they do it just for attention etc etc. It's like, in their own tiny brains, they think you can't be a decent looking woman and be sad at the same time, because apparently being good looking is all that matters in life.
I also can't believe he's a useless neet and still looks so youthful and has perfect skin. I would be the happiest person alive if I was in his place, lmao.

No. 121741

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I’m a lesbian, but I’m so goddamned attracted to Matt Champion it’s almost concerning. He looks like typical white trash but I think it has a lot to do with his confidence in rapping too… I’m very ashamed

No. 121746

He probably has a bad personality. He doesnt even look all that so its understandable. Yuck at the bitches itt who would fuck him if it isnt him self posting.

No. 121751

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I've seen tons of incel pictures and the places where they hang out. So many of them aren't ugly and sometimes even really attractive. I know they love to meme about it but for most of them it genuinely is their fucked up personalities holding them back. Also their sperging about lookism is hilarious to me, pic related is the wikipedia entry for one of their "celebrities". I honestly think being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.

No. 121755

Would let her dig my gold any day. She deserves better than jorge

>being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.
Their forum's biggest bannable offense is "bragging" ffs. Knajjd is an entitled psychopath, he bans incels who get the bare minimum action from girls, he bans incels who use other incel forums, he gets offended if someone calls him a fakecel. They care more about being a part of muh incel community than getting out of it and that's where my sympathy for them ends.

No. 121758

I just read that he's only 5'2, now that explains why he's permatriggered lmao

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No. 121761

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No. 121778

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Zyros has the frame of a little girl

No. 121779

i like small framed men but his face and body dont match at all

No. 121791

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It's so alarmingly dumb that short men are bitterly insecure about it since women don't actually care. Men just meme themselves into insecurities out of some weird competitive crab-in-a-bucket issue they have.

Also here's an entry so as not to derail. He's otherwise average but those SPOOKY EYES get me.

No. 121797

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this is like up there in shamefulness for me due to general appearance, age and manchildness, but I love his sense of humour and voice, wish we could eat 60 year old tinned chicken legs together or something, sigh

No. 121808

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Jared Keeso. Mostly because of Letterkenny.

Okay entirely because of Letterkenny.

Oh god the awkward fucking kill me

No. 121813

I watched ashens vids for a good while before I ever saw his face. I kinda fancied him based on his voice but then the face didn't match up for me

No. 121833

I had a crush on him when I was younger too

No. 121847

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#1 most hansy boy of my heart

No. 121853

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i don't even watch nerdcubed but i fall a bit in love with him every December when he and ashens do their advent calendar series.

No. 121862

maxmoefoe in his early days of youtube

No. 121866

Must be selfposting. This face is so punchable.

No. 121867

Yes! only started watching him lately but yeah he was cute in his younger/slimmer days, still kinda is

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No. 121870

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Adam Driver

It's a straight fact that he's unconventionally handsome, but people have said he's ugly AF pointing out his huge ears, crooked teeth and moles.

This man is ruining my life and I want him to dominate me and also tell me to get my life together

No. 121873

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I just read some things he posted (pic rel, stole it from pinkpill thread), and yeah, I wouldn't go near him after all. Disgusting. I feel ashamed of posting him lol.

No. 121874

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>Every woman that grew up with a dog will eventually fuck that dog. It is very common. It's a biological impulse.

No. 121880

he should have just gone after a shotacon kek, they'd be into that

No. 121904

that dude's yt vids are okay

No. 121915

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I read somewhere that Adam Driver looks like Keanu Reeves drawn from memory and I can't get it out of my head

Also this face swap

No. 121970

Are you really suggesting that every natal female who says they’re a lesbian on here are really just trannies in disguise? FOH

No. 121972

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kek i posted in the old thread by mistake so reposting here.

this boy right here, i am ashamed.

No. 121979

10/10 would finger his gills. Just go on Tinder anon, no shortage of (marine) animal lovers also date-rapists and head pushers lmao

No. 121980

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Something about this unkempt pudgy man child just really does it for me

No. 121983

omfg explains why I love them both. Adam is my fave ever though.

No. 121994

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These two Sikh Studs… I guess.

No. 121997

I am fine with this. This makes me happy.

No. 121999

Im not sexually attracted to him but I do think he's really cute

No. 122017

He would be so fucking hot without the face and neck tattoos imo. Especially if he lost a little weight..

No. 122018

A lot of girls seem to think he's super hot and I just dont see it. I think it's the fact that he's tall and his deep voice maybe?

Who even is that?

No. 122030

>A lot of girls seem to think he's super hot
I've never seen this anywhere else but in here, irl it's only chicks laughing at his ridiculous crooked face.

No. 122033

I feel u anon, I’d sit on his face

No. 122038

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I wish I could understand why. The weirder he dresses the better

No. 122044

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Recently watched Full Metal Jacket and can't get over how cute Joker was even as a piece of shit he was as a Marine. I think I got a crush.

No. 122049

Agreed! but he was such a great guy to Pyle so I think the hazing and his suicide kinda broke him and made him just not give a shit anymore

No. 122056

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you'd be surprised, i'm pretty sure he's considered a "millennial sex symbol" kek. for example, he was shot like this for Vogue in 2013 https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/daria-werbowy-and-adam-driver-photos

No. 122072

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Just recently binged Kitboga and got a slight crush on him, but only with the sunglasses on. He has a really minor lisp sometimes and that's probably what got me.

No. 122077

Anon love yourself a little bit are you ok

No. 122078


The autism and lameness radiates off of him even if he is attractive on paper, tbh.

If this was 1993 he would be scamming hoes like Mili Vanili and probably having 2 secret children by now. Its weird how much standards of beauty changes.

No. 122079

isn't he the guy who had some gay beef with knajjd?

No. 122084


he was cute in rental

No. 122092

I think you mean ‘general silliness’, takes a lot more than that to be a manchild. He’s pretty respectable imo and I always appreciate more British humour in the sea of meme editing and ADHD-tier jump cuts. I wanna say his face is too small for itself somehow though, lol.

No. 122108

haha don't tell me you don't know bout and fall for media shilling strategies

No. 122113

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ok,that's fair, he seems to be a well adjusted and functioning adult so I guess it isn't that fitting, not really sure how else to describe that amount of knowledge/passion for nerd bs and neckbeard was the 1st thing to come to mind. I personally don't care much about things he's into but I find him being so into them endearing. I'd rather die that admit this crush to anyone irl tho, chiefly because he'd come across as a turbo neckbeard to all my ultra normie "internet is like where fb and cat videos come from, yeah" friends.

also idk if you've seen the bits he did with dan and phil back in the "who stole my sofa" days but like seeing them all together really did highlight how odd he looks lmao. still cute, still want him to whisper in my ear while fingering me

No. 122114

If it weren't for the face tattoos I might've agreed with you

Also, thanks to whoever posted the Tom Scott post >>108489 in the last thread, you've got me hooked on the idea of him and I'm too nervous to watch his videos to see what he's even like.

No. 122189

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No. 122204

Somebody posted about Reviewbrah here lately and I didn't really know who he was, just been binging his vids

As an adult with suspected aspergers (I refuse to get tested) I can't help but relate to him.. he's got that autism charm

No. 122208

Just go to a Latino ghetto and pick any Fuck boy

No. 122209

He used to look like that? Whoah…

No. 122216

File: 1566833051739.png (4.52 MB, 2048x2048, iwanthisclothes.png)

If it were that easy…
Ghetto guys don't dare to wear these clothes.

No. 122231

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I want to sit on Jason Mantzoukas's face.

No. 122239

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I'm genuinely not sure if he's conventional or unconventional. I find him hot as fuck, but I showed six of my galfriends, and they all think he's weird looking or fug.

No. 122251

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These are 3 different guys with his same face

Just dress them as lady Gagas assistant with a shade of blind barber and you have your tacky prince

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No. 122254

I don’t like him either but this is a really good picture. He is begging for eyebrows though. How can he have such a head of hair yet have alopecia only in his brows?

I don’t know how else to phrase but those words have just the wrong feeling to them. Maybe that’s because I’m into similar things and to me most people (read: ‘blokes’) who are into retro tech stuff are nerdy but they don’t have a reputation for creepy incel tendencies/being hyper competitive over dumb shit. It’s definitely alien to normies but when I found channels like these (like The8-bitGuy) with an open mind it’s clearly just some older guys applying their IT background to their childhood gaming hobby and I’d watch that over some pleb tier, Dew-fuelled ape screeching over a flavour of the month game who calls themselves a ~content creator~

You do you, anon, he’s no model but not everyone can be and he’s a respectable choice in my book. Never saw the bits with Dan and Phil but I liked the food ones he did with Barry.

No. 122271

Oh god yes and I am not even into man. Pete is just so weird? That bone structure almost doesn't look human.

No. 122274

Holy shit my boyfriend was talking about this dude from Type O Negative yesterday. Basically describing him as the most masculine vampire.

No. 122279

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I have no idea, tbh. I have thinning ends of my eyebrows as well. My mother's eyebrows are similar to Matt's when he still had them, and hers are thinning out too. Both of us have a full head of har. My dad is balding, but he has thick eyebrows, lol. Just one of the mysteries of complex genetic interaction.

This man is both hot and uncanny valley looking at the same time.

No. 122290

I don't share the feeling but I honestly get it.

No. 122293

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I’ll never understand my attraction towards gross old men…

No. 122300

sorry ot but i cant stop laughing at this pic, expression looks like fucking viper the rapper

No. 122301

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he is kinda built like a caveman but i find him so irresistibly hot

No. 122307

his face looked unusual but still masculine plus he was tall and fit.i get women being into him.like hell im kinda into him and he is far away from my type

No. 122309

File: 1566972086554.jpg (41.9 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

not sure if this is really that unconventional, but… Thomas Gore (the pale skinny guy from the youtube comedy sketch channel, BalloonShop).
i've crushed on him for literal years… i'm so attracted to his understated sense of humor. but i also find him so cute. i've shown him to friends and they all thought he was strange and unfunny lol

No. 122310

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i think he can be really annoying and i dont like watching him so im not sure why but yea

No. 122316

just fyi he had a photoshoot for playgirl (if you need some material for… various purposes)

No. 122332

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Same. I think I was memed into liking him through posts on here because I didn't know who he was before I started seeing those posts. I've heard he was a complete asshole, but physically, to me, he was perfect. Super, super masculine but weirdly soft at the same time? I don't know. Gets me wet.

No. 122340

i feel you anon, I only watch clips from his streams bc I think he's kinda cute but I can't watch his streams for more than 5 minutes, all the stupid shit he says makes him kinda endearing lol
then I remember he's a literal manchild, doesn't know how to cook or clean and depends on his mum and gf to do everything for him, that makes him lose more of his charm

No. 122341

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samefag, he's a complete degenerate but I always thought sodapoppin was also a bit hot

No. 122485

I would fuck rapey Dennis so hard, I even found the wall push around 2:00 super hot. I should be ashamed of myself lol

No. 122487

File: 1567203072318.jpg (45.72 KB, 500x703, f0a0fca3b565d0df46209a2285f90c…)

I never understood why people found MM attractive when he was young, never mind old. to each their own though.

No. 122488

Anon love yourself

No. 122489

nta but i just love skinny androgynous weird dudes, not attracted to mm now tho

No. 122492

File: 1567206022785.jpg (396.1 KB, 1944x1796, Screenshot 2019-08-30 at 23.55…)

aleks (cow chop on youtube). I would post him in the attractive men you wanna fuck thread because he's cute, however he's been looking a little crusty for a while now

No. 122496

he's just so dumb and cute

No. 122497

fuck me trashy aleks is so hot.

No. 122502

File: 1567213486536.jpg (123.51 KB, 860x754, Untitled.jpg)

randy goddamn pitchford

everyone hates him for being a money-grubbing jackass but i've seen him live at gearbox panels and i am SO charmed by his goofy dad persona. at this year's pax panel he made a big dick joke and i was Riled. i'd fuck him six ways from sunday.

No. 122523

Boi, I'm in the same boat as you. I liked Kyo for like… 7 years now? At the beginning I was like "ew" but then I started to see him as a BIG crush.

Even with those ugly teeth.

No. 122526

Anon love yourself he looks like a Italian scammer that lives with his mom

No. 122554

File: 1567288775308.gif (2.71 MB, 540x360, 2b527d1e-ec26-46a2-ac09-4c7e63…)

I've already been shamed by all my friends for this but for some ungodly reason Joaquin Phoenix in the new Joker trailer is really doing it for me

No. 122562

File: 1567301377570.png (139.93 KB, 500x500, 378391543.png)

i can't control my clit

i just can't

No. 122565

Don't feel bad, there's just something about useless old men/dame oyajis.

No. 122567

File: 1567317919900.gif (7.07 MB, 540x304, tenor (2).gif)

Been following some japanese pro wrestling for a while and Hiromu Takahashi makes me feel things.

Dont know why im so damn attracted to him

No. 122568

that fuckin button up tho. id fuck him just because i feel bad because he might be retarded

No. 122569

We live in a society

No. 122633

File: 1567379991284.jpeg (71.57 KB, 528x1152, preview_b14801f5.jpeg)

he always wears horrible clothes, it's part of the uncool dad thing

No. 122714

File: 1567549437114.jpg (52.06 KB, 600x400, 5b8a2876b5d52c99b8670a964d7050…)

he would gaze at me the whole time

No. 122715

File: 1567551536986.jpg (71.36 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTI5MDIwOTU2NV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

No. 122716

Rapey Dennis doesn’t do much for me but I’d probably fuck Dennis in general. As well as early seasons Mac and Charlie.

No. 122717

I'm on season 11 and I'm still extremely attracted to Charlie.

No. 122721

File: 1567565740820.jpg (755.26 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20190904_045628_com…)

In certain pictures he looks like a super model but in others just a straight up freak and I can't help but being attracted to him

No. 122744

File: 1567591956720.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1028x1102, 3C864602-9240-4A1A-BA92-7CB02F…)

No. 122745

This…this is beautiful… swoon yet appalled

No. 122746

I can understand this one. I used to like shane waaaay back like when his channel was new, he was still in the closet. I was a teenager at the time but even now sometimes I think he looks pretty good. funny too

No. 122754

File: 1567601791171.png (189.5 KB, 317x317, Screen-shot-2012-03-08-at-9.52…)

Quentin Tarantino, but only as Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.


No. 122769

File: 1567628527542.jpg (111.29 KB, 1266x840, metallica-rheinenergiestadion-…)

I will take him, especially when he wears his gaudy cowboy themed outfits, help.

No. 122773

File: 1567637019721.jpg (28.51 KB, 590x350, john-bercow-news-2033058.jpg)

not afraid to say i'd fuck john bercow

No. 122824

File: 1567725679420.jpg (126.97 KB, 390x520, Kempermugshot.jpg)

obviously not in his current state because he looks like malformed turkey but from the 70s-the early 2000s he could get it. If he managed to healthly cope w his mommy issues and keep his fucked up sexual shit underaps it wouldnt be hard for him to find a girlfriend

No. 122827


No. 122845

I agree so hard.

No. 122856

File: 1567767284867.jpeg (62.63 KB, 390x543, 8F9F10A4-B52F-4755-A52F-772920…)

>that chinlet tho

He looks like a toddler from the side

No. 122960

File: 1567918429303.jpg (13.75 KB, 209x404, Bibleman.jpg)

I hate myself.

No. 122964

He drives me crazy because I can see there's an attractive man under that patchy facial hair and sloppy posture ugh

No. 122966

Anon don’t lie are you autistic

No. 122968

File: 1567936388056.jpg (253.39 KB, 1174x1600, young_Stalin_1.jpg)

young stalin was a qt

No. 123021

File: 1568003714516.jpg (102.45 KB, 634x952, 472112B900000578-5175179-image…)

ok he was scummy and probably pretty gross but lil peep is one of the sexiest men ever to me. his body, big doe eyes, tattoos just really does it for me

No. 123024

File: 1568004423547.png (116.9 KB, 640x407, Ice-Paul-640x407.png)

Ice Poseidon is so fucking gross. But he has a sexy voice and is oddly handsome. Kill me.

No. 123031

File: 1568011371539.jpg (31.53 KB, 481x481, pjimage4-1522091630.jpg)

Vanjie..in drag or out idk I just think they are cute and hilarious as well

No. 123034

tbqh i dont think he was all that gross for a 21 yo that was in a pretty terrible circle. he couldve been a lot worse. he was very cute though and i think if he hadn't had fangirls calling him 'daddy' incessantly he wouldn't have gotten that stupid tattoo. i think he mighve been a subby sad pretty boy at heart tbh, as this older sorta hot song by him written before he really came up demonstrates.
>mfw no trashy sub skelly bf

No. 123068

File: 1568051819560.jpeg (341.46 KB, 1000x1500, 1536508680401.jpeg)

I wish he didn't get a shitty jaw shave

No. 123086

File: 1568076770751.jpg (458.79 KB, 1024x768, jesus_teaching.jpg)

Don't know if it's conventional or not, but he is pretty gorgeous. Watching this with my dad while I was still a questioning Christian was pretty awkward. Why do they always pick hot guys to portray Christ? Do you want girls to lust n' go to hell, or what bro?

No. 123094

>>123034 well i say gross because he always talked about how he didn't like to shower. and the whole "sad pretty boy broken heart uwu" was a schtick. I used to be a big fan of him but he was a huge player who knew what image would sell. Not that he wasn't being himself at the same time.

No. 123095

saw the news about him leaving and immediately thought of this post so thanks anon

No. 123102

no doubt he wasn't faithful and was a player, but i'm referring to the submissive thing and i meant that he was a subby sad boy at heart, not that he had his heart broken. imo in his older songs it seems like he more frequently mentioned sex and women being the subject (fucking him, controlling him), rather than them being the object (him fucking them, which is more common), which is something i think he mentioned more often in songs after he blew up bc it was more expected of him. i think he naturally had the inclination to be a little more passive, personally. plus he had mentioned really liking having feet shoved in his face/mouth, generally shit submissive dudes like in my experience. under all of the pressure to be a certain way as a toxic bad boy rapper or w/e, i feel like he was a lowkey masochist and would've been pretty submissive sexually naturally. obviously the sad boy part was partially a shtick but he probably had some legitimate problems, iirc he used to self harm and iirc his non famous friends even admitted he had bad anxiety and had to get high to perform and be his persona, even. i think he def way exaggerated parts of himself to better sell himself tho

No. 123138

One of my favourite youtubers got married recently.
I really wish that one day I'd find someone who would do so much for me as he does for Cambry. He built her an elevator in their house and cut apart two bikes to make her a heavy duty wheelchair ffs. (she's disabled)

No. 123395

He’s my friend, I can give you his contact info. He posted it himself on r9k awhile ago.

Discord: Waster#4611
Snapchat: reclusesleuth

We haven’t spoken in a while but I think he is still pretty lonely.

No. 123397

which incel platform was he in?

No. 123398

File: 1568465147031.jpeg (740.23 KB, 1201x1201, daniel.jpeg)

i still can't tell if he's just a dedicated troll or he is really that autistic and narcissistic.

No. 123399

File: 1568466365940.jpg (39.33 KB, 300x457, 1538819116_099100-R1-5-300x457…)

Not even close to shameful

No. 123400

File: 1568466936185.gif (713.6 KB, 498x280, 74866079-3E08-45F8-AD26-A875A2…)

This has to be a set post >>123395

No. 123401

He’s autistic I had the misfortune to be in his proximity

No. 123402

File: 1568467162879.jpeg (652.95 KB, 1910x3405, A763B320-2F07-425C-827D-B085F9…)

/This guy that did an AMA on reddit looks like my ex and now I want to hate fuck him with a strep on/

No. 123403

He trolls a bit but then he genuinely treats women like shit and makes bad decisions/isn't able to order himself food or do normal adult things at age 30..

Any interesting stories on him?

No. 123405

spill the milk anon

No. 123409

No milk to spill really he just acts like he does in his videos IRL didn’t speak the entire time and spent time on his phone.

Good hygiene ..that was surprising I really thought he would smell from his videos

He’s autistic and it’s really noticeable

No. 123417

tbh Jesus is always depicted as hot, nobody really accounts for the female gaze unless it has consequences they dont like seeing (see Le génie du mal). I dont mind, because more often than not it works in our favor.

No. 123421

Are you one of the girls he has tried to hook up with?

Cos he only meets people for sex, he has no other motivations to be social

No. 123424

File: 1568487027754.jpg (325.96 KB, 1310x869, hardrightjay.jpg)

I see your awkward and raise you embarrassment. Even as Hard Right Jay I'd hit that Canuck.

There's something so lovable about that man. I don't find him that attractive but I always hope he's having a good day.

No. 123477

I thought I was the only one, his voice is also a pleasure to hear. I watched that horrible Girls series just to see him.

No. 123501

I’ve always found him really attractive

No. 123517

File: 1568618847705.jpeg (27.09 KB, 360x360, pick-up-artist.jpeg)

I feel a healthy amount of shame about this.

No. 123627

File: 1568735893871.jpg (51.04 KB, 427x600, Celebrities Set Okja New York …)

I never found Paul Dano attractive until I watched him in Ojka and good lord, was he looking fine in that movie. I think it's the suit (a big weakness for me) and the fact his character is smart and such a sweetie, but he's also a badass. Like I feel ashamed to say it but I got turned on in that scene where he beats up Steven Yeung's character lmao

No. 123712

Who even is that?

No. 123748

a pickup artist named Mystery. He was on a TV show. His appearance is ridiculous but something about the way he talks when he isn't talking to women, and his Davey Havok factory reject vibe does it for me.

No. 123749

File: 1568875764369.jpeg (64.64 KB, 960x540, BF9A6B63-9F29-42C6-B2AF-B433F6…)

he's so goofy looking but I'd fuck Ed Sheeran in a heartbeat

No. 123750

File: 1568877740895.jpg (54.24 KB, 640x960, 6ca3784d6cc66c172b930d56c43c20…)

Anons have called him ugly but I know a few have fancied him too but I'll just put him here even though in my eyes, he's perfect.

>funny as fuck

>stories are entertaining
>calls out racism
>calls out sexism in anime
>chill as fuck
>family man
>has empathy
>isn't into weird fetishes
>keeps it real
>dark, tall, handsome
He's honestly my dream man

No. 123816

he looks like he could've been a cute boy under those awful face tattoos. also those nails are nasty as heck

No. 123817

he's pretty hot

No. 123818

File: 1568972013700.jpg (28.75 KB, 660x371, _101939277_charliemurphy-maire…)

he reminds me of aiden turner

No. 123862

File: 1569029399122.jpg (8.26 KB, 201x251, mbh.jpg)

He isn't even unconventionally attractive, but MBH does something to me. His voice is so deep and soothing and he looks so adorable. But he's a HUGE fucking otaku and an older one at that (probably in his 30s-40s) but he doesn't seem like the toxic kind of otaku. He surprisingly gets many fangirls in his comments whenever he posts his face.

No. 123865

His face looks like what happens when you can't draw the other eye.

No. 123867

ayy lmao bruh

No. 123884

File: 1569084961563.gif (1.19 MB, 480x270, micheal.gif)

Michael van Gerwen, the tall, beefcake of a dart player first
caught my attention in the 2014 European Championship
against Raymond van Barneveld. With a flick of the wrist
and a jiggle of his tits he captured a stunning nine-dart finish,
and he captured my heart. I have been following his career
ever since. Oh god, when he throws a ton-eighty and turns
back to the crowd, pumping his fists and yelling with an
intense fire in his eyes, I can’t help but imagine he is looking
straight at me mere moments before sexual conquest.
Watching a Michael van Gerwen match is a physically and
sexually exhausting experience, and I wouldn’t have it any
other way. Michael van Gerwen is my celebrity crush

No. 123891

File: 1569087735667.jpg (31.17 KB, 724x594, 0010209193.jpg)

i just got off thinking about him and i really want to die. i despise him with a burning passion but he's so fucking pretty.

No. 123892

ANON YES. i have had a terrible crush on him since like, 2013. he is just very much my type, and i want him to fuck the shit out of me

No. 123935

File: 1569151532017.jpg (80.15 KB, 500x555, piss man.jpg)

jimmy urine is one of the most attractive men on earth, no you cannot change my mind. yes i do hate myself.

No. 124038

File: 1569283709897.jpg (83.52 KB, 675x900, EFGjbB0XsAAnnRZ.jpg)

i didn't fully get the appeal till seeing these images just now, 1/2

No. 124039

File: 1569283733430.jpg (84.54 KB, 720x960, EFGjbBsX4AAcuL-.jpg)

No. 124040

I can shamelessly admit I’d let Adam Driver drive his fist in my ass. His face is cute but still makes me want to smack it a little

No. 124041

W-who is this anon? Not that I like him or anything…

No. 124042

NTA, but that's Peter Steele. Used to be the singer of Type O Negative.

No. 124044

File: 1569298971717.gif (2.43 MB, 498x280, tenor.gif)


Goddamn it, now I'm ruined too.


Doubly ruined.

As for preexisting attraction, I have a shameful, shameful crush on G.O.B. Bluth.

No. 124101

File: 1569382241965.jpg (99.25 KB, 562x800, till 1.jpg)

Same anon. I used to think Peter had a lot of muscle definition but if you look at him shirtless hes built like a fridge, like >>122332 pointed out. Huge but weirdly lanky at the same time

I feel the same way about Till. Weirdly strong but still somewhat round. Hes cute in ich will and the BDSM themes in his music videos are even better if youre into that sort of thing

No. 124130

File: 1569434744313.jpg (301.33 KB, 1073x1400, 00020_170205_056_MT_V3-1073x14…)

peep always looked like he smelled of farts and his whole act was overrated. bad personality, too

No. 124131

File: 1569434886083.jpg (682.78 KB, 1280x1707, tumblr_ovvieprVY91qdlzovo1_128…)

No. 124138

File: 1569446086901.jpg (55.52 KB, 500x500, tc.jpg)

He's touring right now and I want nothing more than to catch this attention at a show and have him fuck me raw

No. 124142

File: 1569450372393.png (373.22 KB, 590x594, jfdjfkd.png)

there's just something about joji… even in his frank days he was ugly cute

No. 124144

File: 1569451587011.jpg (67.05 KB, 400x568, joj.jpg)

Our crushes like each other, anon

No. 124145

that's so beautiful i love that for us

No. 124152

File: 1569459325416.png (562.45 KB, 882x974, Screenshot_2019-09-25-20-53-43…)

It looks like he got a nose job

No. 124155

a fellow darts fan! personally i fancy james wade, more so when he started gaining weight and changed glasses.

No. 124163

File: 1569482110734.jpg (287.65 KB, 817x977, tommy WHYseau cute.jpg)

i just find him appealing in a weird way in his youth.idk man

No. 124170

I find him cute even now tbh

No. 124172

File: 1569490822057.jpg (50.61 KB, 725x750, marcbolan.JPG)


he looks like the more weirdo twin brother of marc bolan here, which was imo a very handsome man.

No. 124173

me too but he is too old and his face look like it's melting
his whole behaviour is definitely off-putting though.he fascinates and scares me at the same time kek

No. 124182

Good taste anon, Marc was definitely a cutie

No. 124184

File: 1569517465038.jpeg (11.05 KB, 200x148, sb.jpeg)

Marc Bolan's nice and all, but what about Syd Barrett?

No. 124223

i love javier bardem but i found him so hot as anton in no country for old men

No. 124224

File: 1569556179221.png (484.1 KB, 500x700, 4050D339-3BB8-4C15-82EE-9F5AF9…)

oops dropped the pic

No. 124282

File: 1569671906931.jpg (16.55 KB, 460x288, syd1.jpg)

oh definitely . . . although he didn't always photograph that well, you can really see he was by far the heartthrob of the original floyd lineup. i love the mick rock photos. eyeliner pioneer lol. he was meant to be very magnetic in person, i'm in the birdie hop group on facebook which has a few people who knew him back in the day reminiscing. i've read a lot about him.

musically they wouldn't have been half as good if not for his influence. they used loads of his ideas on dark side etc., he was laughed at for suggesting saxophones around the time of piper at the gates of dawn haha. i love doomed boys tbf lol.

am really into the history of rock and psych, dark globe is the best syd biography out there if you're interested, absolutely packed with info about the scene, makes you feel like you're right there.

No. 124297

File: 1569706229320.png (1.29 MB, 1178x642, 111.png)

I'm sorry

No. 124304

I really hate that I can't see anyone but Onion when looking at JP's Joker.

No. 124306

He's got the exact same expression as that brako dude pictured in the vent thread. Cannot unsee.

No. 124367

File: 1569784362776.jpg (61.15 KB, 642x800, 280652.jpg)

Half of my crushes are dead

No. 124376

File: 1569791279562.jpeg (91.23 KB, 1920x1080, 69AFCFF0-BC94-49AF-984E-E08A3E…)

Pennywise, I'm not even memeing.

No. 124383

I thought this was the dad from Modern Family at first. Didn't even realize it was JP until I read the replies.

No. 124384

File: 1569814443014.gif (1.95 MB, 500x281, tumblr_of46funC9d1qb6fdlo4_500…)

"Unconventional" cause of my vanilla cishet-ness but fuck I've never been as sexually confused as Katya's verse in "Read U, Wrote U" at the end of AS2. I don't even find him attractive outside of drag but
>But your dad just calls me Katya
got me so fucked up I haven't recovered since

No. 124428

File: 1569885498891.jpg (76.78 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

Whang is unconventionally cute imo, i would definitely smash, he seems cool as well

No. 124429

Seconded. Not even that unconventional really, I've crushed on him for a while.

No. 124430

I wanna smash him

Same, anon.

No. 124457

File: 1569943651339.gif (1.35 MB, 500x280, uw4xrgq9rkr11.gif)

I just kind of assume everyone wants to fuck Katya

No. 124458

File: 1569945788526.gif (1.36 MB, 268x350, katya.gif)

honestly katya is one of the most gorgeous drag queens in my opinion–and i'm not saying this as a "fuck my pussy with a rake mom" type of fan. it's the beauty makeup without over the top eyeshadow and contouring.

No. 124465

I am definitely not a fan of excessive makeup and fake boobs. Especially not on a man.

No. 124487

File: 1569977444420.gif (1.42 MB, 498x274, party.gif)

Yeah, I think it's because he's already got such sharp/defined features he doesn't need to try and force the perspective with a ton of contouring and stuff. It's easy to not notice how pretty he is because he never goes for beauty, he always goes for weird or silly. (anyways I wish we had a drag race thread)

No. 124491

File: 1569982882932.jpg (71.53 KB, 600x900, ceeeeeeeeeb.jpg)

to be honest there are a lot of dota players I would fuck. I'm aware that being really good at videogames is usually a big turnoff, but for some reason I find that it can be really attractive. anyway, pic related is my current dota crush. shamefully, I think it's hot when he gets heated during games.

honorable mention goes to pieliedie.

No. 124493

He seems like a such positive force on his team, too. Very encouraging and positive. If you haven't watched the True Sight doc from the 2018 TI, I'd definitely recommend it.

No. 124495

Anon, this man is sexy as fuck. I had no idea this guy even existed but thank you for blessing us with him. Though I agree that I wouldn't pursue any average guy who was into video games unless he's hot enough and has his shit together.

No. 124503

File: 1570008625259.jpg (95.79 KB, 770x1111, 9dfd6b722f404dcdbac842a41c1d84…)

Daron Malakian was one of my biggest celebrity crushes. There is just something about him, which made my little girl heart skip a beat.

No. 124530

I love you anon.
Based taste.

No. 124545

yeah I agree. I didn't know who he was either, but he's hot.

No. 124560

this is probably the most positive responses i've gotten for someone i've posted on here lol. if you anons are curious, he's a pro dota player who goes by ceb/7ckingmad.

No. 124613

File: 1570121296499.png (86.58 KB, 260x336, numen.png)

No. 124635

File: 1570149800693.jpg (87.83 KB, 743x503, 66476291_494980414644716_21461…)

only since he cut his dreads off… what is WRONG with me

No. 124636

me too anon

No. 124671

File: 1570221504382.gif (1.42 MB, 480x480, giphy.gif)

No. 124696

Who is that

No. 124735

scrim from suicideboys

No. 124751

File: 1570347347861.jpg (53.33 KB, 1170x610, moon.jpg)

sue me.

No. 124752

a-anon, are you me?

No. 124753

File: 1570347675132.jpg (29.21 KB, 480x480, saul.jpg)

Saul Goodman.

No. 124780

god yes.

No. 124783

File: 1570373892074.jpg (161.15 KB, 1000x1250, f6a8c181-cbae-4ab6-a837-7350c6…)

No. 124786

Bill is objectively hot tho lol

No. 124797

been down to specsavers recently? would suggesting popping in if you're ever nearby

No. 124799

File: 1570395495443.jpg (59.05 KB, 1240x826, Bake-Off-1-a5f8e74.jpg)

I only felt ashamed because he's only 20 (I'm 23 so not huge difference but I still felt kind of creepy about it) but apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher. What the fuck

No. 124801

nta. he doesn't look like a movie star, more like a good looking normie guy. I don't think it's odd to find him attractive. funny, charming, looks decent for his age, in decent shape, nice features. i get it.

he's got a baby face, but he looks more his age when you view the image in full size.
>apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher
meh, 28 year old men date equally young looking 20 year old women and it's accepted.

No. 124803

I see so many women on here feeling bad for crushing on guys 2 or 3 years younger…

Meanwhile men…

No. 124812

Guys in their 30s onward will date 18-22 yo's and if anyone criticizes it (especially if it's a woman) people will accuse them of being judgmental cunts and say things like "love has no age" "love isn't a number". Meanwhile we feel guilty for liking guys a few years younger…

No. 124825

I was a gullible idiot in my early twenties, totally unaware of alot of the shit that men typically pull, men know that and want that. It's as much about wanting a naive girl as it is about youthful attraction

No. 124851

File: 1570491211756.jpg (143.53 KB, 902x911, Untitled.jpg)

i'm so sorry

No. 124852

oh my god. my shame sister

No. 124854

File: 1570493716908.jpg (79.12 KB, 680x478, 0.jpg)

I don't even know why

No. 124880

No. 124907

you forgot the line 'you're just jealous'

No. 124908

Why do I just want to look after him. I want to give him a good meal and a bath and nurse him to health. le sadface

No. 124909

How dare you be ashamed?? He's a great actor. I loved him since Little Miss Sunshine to Swiss Army Man haha

No. 124911

hard same, every time he was laughing in pain i just wanted to cuddle him

i wanna dom the shit out of him in bed too and teach him things ugh wtf this clown got me horny

No. 124912

File: 1570584782877.jpeg (768.38 KB, 817x1118, 0EC24B3C-A450-4C43-AA01-9B8864…)

he cleans up good

No. 124916

joaquin is very handsome as a person, but i'm specifically thirsting for his malnourished, awkward, psycho killer joker

No. 125032

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I agree. he was very handsome when he was younger and he's handsome now with the beard. but without……. eeek. beards can be so deceiving

No. 125034

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bendytoots but only as doctor strange

No. 125039

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saw joker yesterday and i get IT now

No. 125045

when you say you get 'IT', do you mean you get why people are attracted to pennywise?

No. 125046

i meant "it" as in how this anon said it >>122554.this clown make up has… something.plus his overall performance

No. 125052

This and I've been trying to understand this. Is it the beard? The hair? I shall never understand.

No. 125071

I honestly have thirst for both the actor and the character. I love joaquins intense eyes oof

The dr strange makeup flatters his features so well hard agree

No. 125076

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god i loved when he showed confidence.

do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…

No. 125077

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God it's so embarrasing…

No. 125078

wrong thread cavill is widely acknowledged as super good-looking. what's weird about it aside from the fact he gives off slight idiot energy

No. 125079

wrong thread cavill is widely acknowledged as super good-looking. what's weird about it aside from the fact he gives off slight idiot energy

No. 125115

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Okay I really can't lie he looks weirdly attractive in his final joker outfit. It's a number of things combined at once, like the suit looks really good on him, and the sudden surge of swaggering confidence and control he has, hell even the clown make up does something to me. It's the overall aesthetic of his look and character in the final scenes that draw me to him. I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao

No. 125123

>do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…

I hate that I've had this exact same thought. I shouldn't be surprised by my autistic Joker thirst since I was obsessed with Heath kek, and yet here I lie - ashamed but still thirsty.

To answer your question tho anon, Arthur!Joker gives me sub vibes even with the sp00py~ clown makeup. He seems pretty pathetic for the most part, but also I just wanna do sensual femdom on him so I'm prob biased.

No. 125125

Glad I'm not alone about my thirst for the Joker in the last movie. He truly looked sexy af in that suit, the mannerism and the fucking make up. >>125115 anon, are you me? Kek

No. 125133

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>I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao

i believe that's all of us before seeing the movie

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>mfw the man of my dreams is a fictional character and I have to come to terms with the fact that I'll never meet someone as perfect as him

No. 125141

Okay I was looking up that "God stays in heaven" from Spy Kids 2 gif as a joke and I ended up coming across a bunch of Mr. Pink from Resevior Dogs (Probably because I typed in Steve Buscemi) and somehow…for the first time ever….I found him weirdly hot there? I'm kinda ashamed because Mr. Pink is a terrible person and Steve Buscemi isn't exactly known for being handsome. But damn. Decide to go for a YT video instead of a pic because the latter doesn't do him justice.

Also would fuck Mr. Orange but I'm not really ashamed about that

Him as Dr.Strange is the only time I've considered him attractive. He should stick to facial hair more often.
Uh, this isn't the husbando thread. Or the conventionally attractive men thread.

No. 125142

I will always think young Steve Buscemi was really cute idc

No. 125143

>>125141 I was thinking of putting him in the husbando thread but im way too embarrassed about how big my crush of dean is tbh idek why since Jensen Ackles is conventionally attractive

No. 125144

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Tbh I find him attractive no matter what age.

I adore him so fucking much, it broke my heart when I read that his wife passed away early this year.

No. 125152

Damn she did? That makes me sad. I know they were married for a long time and had a son together.
He seems like a nice, genuine guy in real life which makes me respect him a lot

No. 125157


Lol that image. I can relate too well. I feel bad because that's when he turned into a killing maniac but ugh I can't resist

No. 125175

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I have an unconventional crush (mine got posted it's Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny lmao) so I'm not shaming but the Buscemi posting reminded me of a college friend who confessed she was deeply into to incredibly elderly men.

She was incredibly conventionally attractive and pulled young hot guys all the time. Steve was her least controversial crush. She wouldn't tell me any other men she was into but she was really into Roman Polanski films and defended him in an intense personal way when I brought up his history of abuse.

(also she lit the dumpsters on fire in the parking lot on campus that's probably not related though?)

No. 125187

nah he's ugly as fuck

No. 125188

Makeup really does wonders.

No. 125193

>slight idiot energy
I've never seen this put into words before but you're so right top fucking kek

confidence is attractive anons

my shameful fuck will be my tinder date that will happen next week probably, wish me luck anons

No. 125370

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He's an adorable little tit

No. 125371

May the force be with you anon.

No. 125379

the guy that made like 700 videos about onision? I hate onion boy as much as the next person but he seems weirdly obsessed

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No. 125382

God yes.

No. 125385

I don't think this is unconventional or shameful. he was pretty before the crazy ruined his face, and this character is styled in a very female gaze-y way.

No. 125387

Not ashamed of that at all

No. 125390

I agree, I'm only admitting this ashamedly because of his insane reputation

No. 125392

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im so glad im not alone I've got CHUBS for this man. especially when he's kind of fat and dorky. I'm actually so jealous of his wife she is fucking blessed imagine being married to him

No. 125393

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I also think Zach is so hot full offence. snuggle me back to health Zach

No. 125396

He's uncanny valley looking, so it's actually understandable, or maybe it's because she thinks her tastes for him are basic.

No. 125408

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The 90 fiancé guy before he gave up on his looks

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