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No. 121350

Previous: >>107593

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck… or not.

No. 121353

>Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck… or not.
>or not
what does this mean? no offense but "Men You're Ashamed To Say You'd Fuck" is a superior thread title for being straight to the point

No. 121355

>>121353
Not op but there's confusion on whether some ugly men deserve to be in this thread if the poster just dgaf. Since they won't fit into the hot guy thread either.

No. 121356

>>121350
i appreciate the slipknot thread photo

No. 121362

>>121350
>Unconventional Male Attractions

Were you drunk when you made this OP?

No. 121365

Lmfao why is my shameful fuck the op pic? I posted that like a year ago too.

No. 121376

kiwifarms admin after taking 10 baths

No. 121381

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i really wanna fuck the vice incel, i find him physically attractive & his mannerisms in the interview are very endearing to me

No. 121382

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I don't care what they all say about hosts at /w/. I'd fuck one. (Except the Kei guy I guess)

No. 121383

>>121381
yeah i thought that he was cute too. he comes off as a polite person in the video, i hope he made it out of the incel hellhole.

No. 121388

>>121381
>>121383
I've never spoken to him directly, but he's well known on /r9k/. He's apparently not actually an incel and has a heroin addiction. He seems really lonely and mentally ill, it's sad.

No. 121390

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Everytime a new season of GLOW drops I develop an insane short-lived crush on Marc Maron's character. Last fictional crush I had was probably Inuyasha when I was 14 lol

No. 121391

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>>121388
really? i’ve heard the drug addiction stuff but not that he isn’t really an incel.
in any case i find him super cute

No. 121393

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No. 121399

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Jack Stauber is lowkey a cutie

No. 121412

>>121393
Nah he's not unconventional. He's the epitome of strong, confident masculinity to me, with those leather pants and scruffy hair. His voice is hot too

No. 121416

>>121399
*high-key

No. 121417

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>>121393
c'mon anon, he was conventionally attractive and literally a sex symbol.

I promised not to sperg out too much but since it's a new thread I'll allow myself to do it again just once. I really can't over emphasize how cute Brah looks with longer hair.

No. 121419

>>121417
Lemmie join you once again fellow reviewbrah-sperg

No. 121423

>>121391
the "not actually an incel" stuff was in regards to him not being a virgin (iirc?). I don't doubt that he has massive issues with dating though and might still consider himself an incel even if incel dogma doesn't.
>>121419
ugh, he's so pretty. he looks like a real life edgy anime boy in that tumbnail.

No. 121424

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after posting Seth Rogen in the conventionally attractive men you'd like to fuck thread and being met with anons telling me he didn't belong there, I did some soul searching and realised they were right - he wasn't meant for such a thread. so I'll post him here. I would still fuck him though

No. 121425

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>>121417
I always thought he looked like he could be related to vegan gain's wife Jasmin

No. 121427

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>>121419
his delicate ladylike hands and long nails are such a turn off. that at everything else about him. no offence to the review brah anons though, you do you

No. 121429

>>121424
Good character development! He could end up in the other thread if he ever got fit and developed a sense of style, but I fear his reputation would always precede him and lead you back into "men I'm embarrassed to admit I'd fuck" territory. Welcome home, anon.

No. 121430

>>121427
I don't like his nails either but I got used to them and consider them borderline acceptable now even tho I hate long nails myself.he also keeps them nice and clean which is a plus.if girls can have long nails then why not him?
Regarding his hands,I find them really pretty and I wish he would do us a favour and become a hand model ugh(thank u for being respectful anon)

No. 121431

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Cool

No. 121455

>>121412
>>121417
I just ashamed that I would fuck him

No. 121463

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>>121417
I don't get it. He looks like Lauren Harries.

No. 121473

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>>121463
Nah he looks like the male version of lorde

No. 121474

>>121473
Oh no…what have you done…

No. 121481

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>>121473
Are you quite sure?

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No. 121512

>>121417
what video is this holy shit, he looks so cute

No. 121517

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How can someone be so weird looking and so cute at the same time? I've never been this attracted to someone I've never even seen IRL

No. 121535

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>>121419
So glad to see my fellow sperger~ By the amount of replies we've gotten, this is starting to look like the unofficial reviewbrah thread kek

>>121512
it's the Styling My Hair Through the Years vid! That's his hair without any product in it, ridiculously cute. He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.

>>121427
I actually find them extremely attractive, bordering on straight-up erotic. I'll refrain from making gross comments in case he stumbles across this thread, but fuck I love his hands.

No. 121539

>>121517
i haven't kept up with him for years but he's still a qt

No. 121541

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>>121535
a few answers here are from me but yea john is the epitome of unconventionally attractive and no one can convince me otherwise

>He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.


it's because our boy does his hair for himself and not for others.same with his nails and style and all that

also my hot take is that this pic of reviewbrah is great and those two pics have the same energy

No. 121545

I can't take this thread seriously anymore

No. 121547

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I didn't see many people drooling over him so yeah

No. 121549

>>121390
You're reading my mind. I just finnished season 3 and was lusting for him all over. He looks like a younger sleazebag version of my grandfather so that only makes it worse.

No. 121552

>>121431
Anon please I'm begging you get help

No. 121558

>>121431
Who hurt you

No. 121577

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>>121350
This soldier from a Vietnam War documentary. I don't think he's unattractive, I'm just a little embarrassed about having a thing for a guy from 50 years ago.
Also he didn't age too well but PTSD will do that.

No. 121579

>>121473
I find that type very attractive tbh

No. 121581

>>121517
I'd fuck him in a second to be honest. Yeah he's weird looking but there's something super sexy about him

No. 121641

>>121473
bro, Lorde and reviewbrah are straight up the same person. Lorde even had a finsta where she reviewed onion rings a few years back. No one, and I mean, NO ONE can convice me "they"'re not the same exact person.

No. 121657

can the review guy fan girls stop posting here plz. we get it you think he’s quirky~~~ he’s ugly as fuck let’s just move on

No. 121668

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I don’t know why, but I find his push over attitude attractive

No. 121678

>>121668
Jorge from 90 Day Fiancé?

No. 121681

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>>121668
his wife will kick your ass anon

No. 121691

>>121668
His attitude is pretty annoying to me but I have to admit he's looking increasingly attractive with the weight loss.

>>121681
Sorry for the dumb question anons, but is there a thread for girls (not the "girls you're ashamed of liking" one)? I have the hugest crush on Anfisa.

No. 121699

>>121691
>>121681
i would bring her her red bag with her MAKE UP any time

No. 121702

>>121691
I want an attractive women you'd fuck thread if there isn't one already.

No. 121703

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I am ashamed of myself honestly

No. 121715

>>121703
ugh this fucking guy… let me vent. i feel genuinely bad for finding him attractive because he's an absolute scumbag. he is such a pretty looking manlet yet he keeps whining about how his looks are the reason why he can't get laid. i looked up more of his posts and he's basically a neet completely dependent on his parents' money at age 22, doesn't show any effort to improve himself, is constantly drunk or high, thinks he's not white passing for oppression points, hates all women (no shit, i know), believes that men are natural predators and sees it as an excuse for fucking someone who is passed out drunk, yet is also homophobic because "gays are predators trying to convert straight men", he's just an overall trainwreck.

No. 121719

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>>121715
I get you sis, he is an absolutely despicable human being.
He has the prettiest face I've ever seen, but I still cringe whenever I see it, he is fucking nuts.

No. 121720

>>121719
Sorry, I forgot to sage

No. 121721

>>121719
I wonder if he'd end up just as insane if he didn't become a part of the incel community.

No. 121729

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fuck anons i had a dream that i was dating Jason Nash last night and now I have a crush on him, i did not sign up for this……..

No. 121739

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I only know tyler1 for the memes, tbh.
But he looks adorable.
(wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he's another misogynistic gAmEr piece of trash, though. Didn't really do any research on him)

>>121703
>>121715
How the fuck can someone who looks like that be an incel? He's probably a volcel who rejects any woman that doesn't look like a pornstar or a model.
I'm also very curious about what other incels say about him. You know, since they hate non-horrificent looking women who dare to express any insecurities about their physical appearance. They think they do it just for attention etc etc. It's like, in their own tiny brains, they think you can't be a decent looking woman and be sad at the same time, because apparently being good looking is all that matters in life.
I also can't believe he's a useless neet and still looks so youthful and has perfect skin. I would be the happiest person alive if I was in his place, lmao.

No. 121741

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I’m a lesbian, but I’m so goddamned attracted to Matt Champion it’s almost concerning. He looks like typical white trash but I think it has a lot to do with his confidence in rapping too… I’m very ashamed

No. 121746

>>121739
He probably has a bad personality. He doesnt even look all that so its understandable. Yuck at the bitches itt who would fuck him if it isnt him self posting.

No. 121751

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>>121739
>>121746

I've seen tons of incel pictures and the places where they hang out. So many of them aren't ugly and sometimes even really attractive. I know they love to meme about it but for most of them it genuinely is their fucked up personalities holding them back. Also their sperging about lookism is hilarious to me, pic related is the wikipedia entry for one of their "celebrities". I honestly think being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.

No. 121755

>>121681
Would let her dig my gold any day. She deserves better than jorge

>>121751
>being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.
Their forum's biggest bannable offense is "bragging" ffs. Knajjd is an entitled psychopath, he bans incels who get the bare minimum action from girls, he bans incels who use other incel forums, he gets offended if someone calls him a fakecel. They care more about being a part of muh incel community than getting out of it and that's where my sympathy for them ends.

No. 121758

>>121703
I just read that he's only 5'2, now that explains why he's permatriggered lmao

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No. 121778

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>>121751
Zyros has the frame of a little girl

No. 121779

>>121778
i like small framed men but his face and body dont match at all

No. 121791

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>>121758
>>121760
It's so alarmingly dumb that short men are bitterly insecure about it since women don't actually care. Men just meme themselves into insecurities out of some weird competitive crab-in-a-bucket issue they have.

Also here's an entry so as not to derail. He's otherwise average but those SPOOKY EYES get me.

No. 121797

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this is like up there in shamefulness for me due to general appearance, age and manchildness, but I love his sense of humour and voice, wish we could eat 60 year old tinned chicken legs together or something, sigh

No. 121808

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Jared Keeso. Mostly because of Letterkenny.

Okay entirely because of Letterkenny.

Oh god the awkward fucking kill me

No. 121813

>>121797
I watched ashens vids for a good while before I ever saw his face. I kinda fancied him based on his voice but then the face didn't match up for me

No. 121833

>>121797
I had a crush on him when I was younger too

No. 121847

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#1 most hansy boy of my heart

No. 121853

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>>121797
i don't even watch nerdcubed but i fall a bit in love with him every December when he and ashens do their advent calendar series.

No. 121862

maxmoefoe in his early days of youtube

No. 121866

>>121703
>>121719
Must be selfposting. This face is so punchable.

No. 121867

>>121862
Yes! only started watching him lately but yeah he was cute in his younger/slimmer days, still kinda is

No. 121869

>>121741
*transbian

No. 121870

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Adam Driver

It's a straight fact that he's unconventionally handsome, but people have said he's ugly AF pointing out his huge ears, crooked teeth and moles.

This man is ruining my life and I want him to dominate me and also tell me to get my life together

No. 121873

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>>121866
I just read some things he posted (pic rel, stole it from pinkpill thread), and yeah, I wouldn't go near him after all. Disgusting. I feel ashamed of posting him lol.

No. 121874

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>>121873
>Every woman that grew up with a dog will eventually fuck that dog. It is very common. It's a biological impulse.

No. 121880

>>121758
he should have just gone after a shotacon kek, they'd be into that

No. 121904

>>121791
that dude's yt vids are okay

No. 121915

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>>121870
I read somewhere that Adam Driver looks like Keanu Reeves drawn from memory and I can't get it out of my head

Also this face swap

No. 121970

>>121869
Are you really suggesting that every natal female who says they’re a lesbian on here are really just trannies in disguise? FOH

No. 121972

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kek i posted in the old thread by mistake so reposting here.

this boy right here, i am ashamed.

No. 121979

>>121972
10/10 would finger his gills. Just go on Tinder anon, no shortage of (marine) animal lovers also date-rapists and head pushers lmao

No. 121980

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Something about this unkempt pudgy man child just really does it for me

No. 121983

>>121915
omfg explains why I love them both. Adam is my fave ever though.

No. 121994

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These two Sikh Studs… I guess.

No. 121997

>>121915
I am fine with this. This makes me happy.

No. 121999

>>121980
Im not sexually attracted to him but I do think he's really cute

No. 122017

>>121980
He would be so fucking hot without the face and neck tattoos imo. Especially if he lost a little weight..

No. 122018

>>121870
A lot of girls seem to think he's super hot and I just dont see it. I think it's the fact that he's tall and his deep voice maybe?

>>121972
Who even is that?

No. 122030

>>122018
>A lot of girls seem to think he's super hot
I've never seen this anywhere else but in here, irl it's only chicks laughing at his ridiculous crooked face.

No. 122033

>>121980
I feel u anon, I’d sit on his face

No. 122038

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I wish I could understand why. The weirder he dresses the better

No. 122044

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Recently watched Full Metal Jacket and can't get over how cute Joker was even as a piece of shit he was as a Marine. I think I got a crush.

No. 122049

>>122044
Agreed! but he was such a great guy to Pyle so I think the hazing and his suicide kinda broke him and made him just not give a shit anymore

No. 122056

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>>122030
you'd be surprised, i'm pretty sure he's considered a "millennial sex symbol" kek. for example, he was shot like this for Vogue in 2013 https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/daria-werbowy-and-adam-driver-photos

No. 122072

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Just recently binged Kitboga and got a slight crush on him, but only with the sunglasses on. He has a really minor lisp sometimes and that's probably what got me.

No. 122077

>>122072
Anon love yourself a little bit are you ok

No. 122078

>>121778
>>121751

The autism and lameness radiates off of him even if he is attractive on paper, tbh.

If this was 1993 he would be scamming hoes like Mili Vanili and probably having 2 secret children by now. Its weird how much standards of beauty changes.

No. 122079

>>122078
isn't he the guy who had some gay beef with knajjd?

No. 122084

>>121741

he was cute in rental

No. 122092

>>121797
I think you mean ‘general silliness’, takes a lot more than that to be a manchild. He’s pretty respectable imo and I always appreciate more British humour in the sea of meme editing and ADHD-tier jump cuts. I wanna say his face is too small for itself somehow though, lol.

No. 122108

>>122056
haha don't tell me you don't know bout and fall for media shilling strategies

No. 122113

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>>122092
ok,that's fair, he seems to be a well adjusted and functioning adult so I guess it isn't that fitting, not really sure how else to describe that amount of knowledge/passion for nerd bs and neckbeard was the 1st thing to come to mind. I personally don't care much about things he's into but I find him being so into them endearing. I'd rather die that admit this crush to anyone irl tho, chiefly because he'd come across as a turbo neckbeard to all my ultra normie "internet is like where fb and cat videos come from, yeah" friends.

also idk if you've seen the bits he did with dan and phil back in the "who stole my sofa" days but like seeing them all together really did highlight how odd he looks lmao. still cute, still want him to whisper in my ear while fingering me

No. 122114

>>121980
If it weren't for the face tattoos I might've agreed with you

Also, thanks to whoever posted the Tom Scott post >>108489 in the last thread, you've got me hooked on the idea of him and I'm too nervous to watch his videos to see what he's even like.

No. 122189

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No. 122204

Somebody posted about Reviewbrah here lately and I didn't really know who he was, just been binging his vids

As an adult with suspected aspergers (I refuse to get tested) I can't help but relate to him.. he's got that autism charm

No. 122208

>>122189
Just go to a Latino ghetto and pick any Fuck boy

No. 122209

>>121847
He used to look like that? Whoah…

No. 122216

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>>122208
If it were that easy…
Ghetto guys don't dare to wear these clothes.

No. 122231

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I want to sit on Jason Mantzoukas's face.

No. 122239

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I'm genuinely not sure if he's conventional or unconventional. I find him hot as fuck, but I showed six of my galfriends, and they all think he's weird looking or fug.

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>>122216

These are 3 different guys with his same face

Just dress them as lady Gagas assistant with a shade of blind barber and you have your tacky prince

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No. 122254

>>122239
I don’t like him either but this is a really good picture. He is begging for eyebrows though. How can he have such a head of hair yet have alopecia only in his brows?

>>122113
I don’t know how else to phrase but those words have just the wrong feeling to them. Maybe that’s because I’m into similar things and to me most people (read: ‘blokes’) who are into retro tech stuff are nerdy but they don’t have a reputation for creepy incel tendencies/being hyper competitive over dumb shit. It’s definitely alien to normies but when I found channels like these (like The8-bitGuy) with an open mind it’s clearly just some older guys applying their IT background to their childhood gaming hobby and I’d watch that over some pleb tier, Dew-fuelled ape screeching over a flavour of the month game who calls themselves a ~content creator~

You do you, anon, he’s no model but not everyone can be and he’s a respectable choice in my book. Never saw the bits with Dan and Phil but I liked the food ones he did with Barry.

No. 122271

>>122252
Oh god yes and I am not even into man. Pete is just so weird? That bone structure almost doesn't look human.

No. 122274

>>122252
Holy shit my boyfriend was talking about this dude from Type O Negative yesterday. Basically describing him as the most masculine vampire.

No. 122279

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>>122254
I have no idea, tbh. I have thinning ends of my eyebrows as well. My mother's eyebrows are similar to Matt's when he still had them, and hers are thinning out too. Both of us have a full head of har. My dad is balding, but he has thick eyebrows, lol. Just one of the mysteries of complex genetic interaction.

>>122252
This man is both hot and uncanny valley looking at the same time.

No. 122290

>>122231
I don't share the feeling but I honestly get it.

No. 122293

File: 1566944611850.jpeg (64.06 KB, 615x750, 5CCFCB0B-AE9B-4A1D-B67C-9C0CCA…)

I’ll never understand my attraction towards gross old men…

No. 122300

>>121874
sorry ot but i cant stop laughing at this pic, expression looks like fucking viper the rapper

No. 122301

File: 1566961042166.jpg (249.37 KB, 1024x1537, f2277b65-e127-449f-908d-f7ae91…)

>>122252
he is kinda built like a caveman but i find him so irresistibly hot

No. 122307

>>122301
his face looked unusual but still masculine plus he was tall and fit.i get women being into him.like hell im kinda into him and he is far away from my type

No. 122309

File: 1566972086554.jpg (41.9 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

not sure if this is really that unconventional, but… Thomas Gore (the pale skinny guy from the youtube comedy sketch channel, BalloonShop).
i've crushed on him for literal years… i'm so attracted to his understated sense of humor. but i also find him so cute. i've shown him to friends and they all thought he was strange and unfunny lol

No. 122310

File: 1566972582094.jpg (23.96 KB, 640x360, xqc.jpg)

i think he can be really annoying and i dont like watching him so im not sure why but yea

No. 122316

>>122252
just fyi he had a photoshoot for playgirl (if you need some material for… various purposes)

No. 122332

File: 1567015128007.jpg (46.79 KB, 640x424, DJQJa_sXcAApygt.jpg)

>>122301
Same. I think I was memed into liking him through posts on here because I didn't know who he was before I started seeing those posts. I've heard he was a complete asshole, but physically, to me, he was perfect. Super, super masculine but weirdly soft at the same time? I don't know. Gets me wet.

No. 122340

>>122310
i feel you anon, I only watch clips from his streams bc I think he's kinda cute but I can't watch his streams for more than 5 minutes, all the stupid shit he says makes him kinda endearing lol
then I remember he's a literal manchild, doesn't know how to cook or clean and depends on his mum and gf to do everything for him, that makes him lose more of his charm

No. 122341

File: 1567031355795.jpg (121.6 KB, 1600x900, Sodapoppin-slams-popular-socia…)

>>122340
samefag, he's a complete degenerate but I always thought sodapoppin was also a bit hot

No. 122485

I would fuck rapey Dennis so hard, I even found the wall push around 2:00 super hot. I should be ashamed of myself lol

No. 122487

File: 1567203072318.jpg (45.72 KB, 500x703, f0a0fca3b565d0df46209a2285f90c…)

>>122293
I never understood why people found MM attractive when he was young, never mind old. to each their own though.

No. 122488

>>122485
Anon love yourself

No. 122489

>>122487
nta but i just love skinny androgynous weird dudes, not attracted to mm now tho

No. 122492

File: 1567206022785.jpg (396.1 KB, 1944x1796, Screenshot 2019-08-30 at 23.55…)

aleks (cow chop on youtube). I would post him in the attractive men you wanna fuck thread because he's cute, however he's been looking a little crusty for a while now

No. 122496

>>122492
he's just so dumb and cute

No. 122497

>>122492
fuck me trashy aleks is so hot.

No. 122502

File: 1567213486536.jpg (123.51 KB, 860x754, Untitled.jpg)

randy goddamn pitchford

everyone hates him for being a money-grubbing jackass but i've seen him live at gearbox panels and i am SO charmed by his goofy dad persona. at this year's pax panel he made a big dick joke and i was Riled. i'd fuck him six ways from sunday.

No. 122523

>>122038
Boi, I'm in the same boat as you. I liked Kyo for like… 7 years now? At the beginning I was like "ew" but then I started to see him as a BIG crush.

Even with those ugly teeth.

No. 122526

>>122502
Anon love yourself he looks like a Italian scammer that lives with his mom

No. 122554

File: 1567288775308.gif (2.71 MB, 540x360, 2b527d1e-ec26-46a2-ac09-4c7e63…)

I've already been shamed by all my friends for this but for some ungodly reason Joaquin Phoenix in the new Joker trailer is really doing it for me

No. 122562

File: 1567301377570.png (139.93 KB, 500x500, 378391543.png)

>>122526
i can't control my clit

i just can't

No. 122565

>>122562
Don't feel bad, there's just something about useless old men/dame oyajis.

No. 122567

File: 1567317919900.gif (7.07 MB, 540x304, tenor (2).gif)

Been following some japanese pro wrestling for a while and Hiromu Takahashi makes me feel things.

Dont know why im so damn attracted to him

No. 122568

>>122502
that fuckin button up tho. id fuck him just because i feel bad because he might be retarded

No. 122569

>>122554
We live in a society

No. 122633

File: 1567379991284.jpeg (71.57 KB, 528x1152, preview_b14801f5.jpeg)

>>122568
he always wears horrible clothes, it's part of the uncool dad thing

No. 122714

File: 1567549437114.jpg (52.06 KB, 600x400, 5b8a2876b5d52c99b8670a964d7050…)

he would gaze at me the whole time

No. 122715

File: 1567551536986.jpg (71.36 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTI5MDIwOTU2NV5BMl5BanBnXk…)


No. 122716

>>122485
Rapey Dennis doesn’t do much for me but I’d probably fuck Dennis in general. As well as early seasons Mac and Charlie.

No. 122717

>>122715
a+
>>122716
I'm on season 11 and I'm still extremely attracted to Charlie.

No. 122721

File: 1567565740820.jpg (755.26 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20190904_045628_com…)

>>121350
Bladee
In certain pictures he looks like a super model but in others just a straight up freak and I can't help but being attracted to him

No. 122744

File: 1567591956720.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1028x1102, 3C864602-9240-4A1A-BA92-7CB02F…)


No. 122745

>>122332
This…this is beautiful… swoon yet appalled

No. 122746

>>122744
I can understand this one. I used to like shane waaaay back like when his channel was new, he was still in the closet. I was a teenager at the time but even now sometimes I think he looks pretty good. funny too

No. 122754

File: 1567601791171.png (189.5 KB, 317x317, Screen-shot-2012-03-08-at-9.52…)

>>121350
Quentin Tarantino, but only as Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.

>>121381
Based

No. 122769

File: 1567628527542.jpg (111.29 KB, 1266x840, metallica-rheinenergiestadion-…)

I will take him, especially when he wears his gaudy cowboy themed outfits, help.

No. 122773

File: 1567637019721.jpg (28.51 KB, 590x350, john-bercow-news-2033058.jpg)

not afraid to say i'd fuck john bercow

No. 122824

File: 1567725679420.jpg (126.97 KB, 390x520, Kempermugshot.jpg)

obviously not in his current state because he looks like malformed turkey but from the 70s-the early 2000s he could get it. If he managed to healthly cope w his mommy issues and keep his fucked up sexual shit underaps it wouldnt be hard for him to find a girlfriend

No. 122827

>>122773
>oordah oorRRDAH ORRRRDAH

No. 122845

>>122824
I agree so hard.

No. 122856

File: 1567767284867.jpeg (62.63 KB, 390x543, 8F9F10A4-B52F-4755-A52F-772920…)

>>122824
>that chinlet tho

He looks like a toddler from the side

No. 122960

File: 1567918429303.jpg (13.75 KB, 209x404, Bibleman.jpg)

I hate myself.

No. 122964

>>122744
He drives me crazy because I can see there's an attractive man under that patchy facial hair and sloppy posture ugh

No. 122966

>>122960
Anon don’t lie are you autistic

No. 122968

File: 1567936388056.jpg (253.39 KB, 1174x1600, young_Stalin_1.jpg)

young stalin was a qt

No. 123021

File: 1568003714516.jpg (102.45 KB, 634x952, 472112B900000578-5175179-image…)

ok he was scummy and probably pretty gross but lil peep is one of the sexiest men ever to me. his body, big doe eyes, tattoos just really does it for me

No. 123024

File: 1568004423547.png (116.9 KB, 640x407, Ice-Paul-640x407.png)

Ice Poseidon is so fucking gross. But he has a sexy voice and is oddly handsome. Kill me.

No. 123031

File: 1568011371539.jpg (31.53 KB, 481x481, pjimage4-1522091630.jpg)

>>121350
Vanjie..in drag or out idk I just think they are cute and hilarious as well

No. 123034

>>123021
tbqh i dont think he was all that gross for a 21 yo that was in a pretty terrible circle. he couldve been a lot worse. he was very cute though and i think if he hadn't had fangirls calling him 'daddy' incessantly he wouldn't have gotten that stupid tattoo. i think he mighve been a subby sad pretty boy at heart tbh, as this older sorta hot song by him written before he really came up demonstrates.
>mfw no trashy sub skelly bf

No. 123068

File: 1568051819560.jpeg (341.46 KB, 1000x1500, 1536508680401.jpeg)

I wish he didn't get a shitty jaw shave

No. 123086

File: 1568076770751.jpg (458.79 KB, 1024x768, jesus_teaching.jpg)

Don't know if it's conventional or not, but he is pretty gorgeous. Watching this with my dad while I was still a questioning Christian was pretty awkward. Why do they always pick hot guys to portray Christ? Do you want girls to lust n' go to hell, or what bro?

No. 123094

>>123034 well i say gross because he always talked about how he didn't like to shower. and the whole "sad pretty boy broken heart uwu" was a schtick. I used to be a big fan of him but he was a huge player who knew what image would sell. Not that he wasn't being himself at the same time.

No. 123095

>>122773
saw the news about him leaving and immediately thought of this post so thanks anon

No. 123102

>>123094
no doubt he wasn't faithful and was a player, but i'm referring to the submissive thing and i meant that he was a subby sad boy at heart, not that he had his heart broken. imo in his older songs it seems like he more frequently mentioned sex and women being the subject (fucking him, controlling him), rather than them being the object (him fucking them, which is more common), which is something i think he mentioned more often in songs after he blew up bc it was more expected of him. i think he naturally had the inclination to be a little more passive, personally. plus he had mentioned really liking having feet shoved in his face/mouth, generally shit submissive dudes like in my experience. under all of the pressure to be a certain way as a toxic bad boy rapper or w/e, i feel like he was a lowkey masochist and would've been pretty submissive sexually naturally. obviously the sad boy part was partially a shtick but he probably had some legitimate problems, iirc he used to self harm and iirc his non famous friends even admitted he had bad anxiety and had to get high to perform and be his persona, even. i think he def way exaggerated parts of himself to better sell himself tho

No. 123138

One of my favourite youtubers got married recently.
I really wish that one day I'd find someone who would do so much for me as he does for Cambry. He built her an elevator in their house and cut apart two bikes to make her a heavy duty wheelchair ffs. (she's disabled)

No. 123395

>>121381
He’s my friend, I can give you his contact info. He posted it himself on r9k awhile ago.

Discord: Waster#4611
Snapchat: reclusesleuth

We haven’t spoken in a while but I think he is still pretty lonely.

No. 123397

>>123395
which incel platform was he in?

No. 123398

File: 1568465147031.jpeg (740.23 KB, 1201x1201, daniel.jpeg)

i still can't tell if he's just a dedicated troll or he is really that autistic and narcissistic.

No. 123399

File: 1568466365940.jpg (39.33 KB, 300x457, 1538819116_099100-R1-5-300x457…)

>>123021
Not even close to shameful

No. 123400

File: 1568466936185.gif (713.6 KB, 498x280, 74866079-3E08-45F8-AD26-A875A2…)

>>121381
This has to be a set post >>123395

No. 123401

>>123398
He’s autistic I had the misfortune to be in his proximity

No. 123402

File: 1568467162879.jpeg (652.95 KB, 1910x3405, A763B320-2F07-425C-827D-B085F9…)

/This guy that did an AMA on reddit looks like my ex and now I want to hate fuck him with a strep on/

No. 123403

>>123398
He trolls a bit but then he genuinely treats women like shit and makes bad decisions/isn't able to order himself food or do normal adult things at age 30..

>>123401
Any interesting stories on him?

No. 123405

>>123401
spill the milk anon

No. 123409

>>123405
>>123403
No milk to spill really he just acts like he does in his videos IRL didn’t speak the entire time and spent time on his phone.


Good hygiene ..that was surprising I really thought he would smell from his videos


He’s autistic and it’s really noticeable

No. 123417

>>123086
tbh Jesus is always depicted as hot, nobody really accounts for the female gaze unless it has consequences they dont like seeing (see Le génie du mal). I dont mind, because more often than not it works in our favor.

No. 123421

>>123409
Are you one of the girls he has tried to hook up with?

Cos he only meets people for sex, he has no other motivations to be social

No. 123424

File: 1568487027754.jpg (325.96 KB, 1310x869, hardrightjay.jpg)

>>121808
I see your awkward and raise you embarrassment. Even as Hard Right Jay I'd hit that Canuck.

>>121980
There's something so lovable about that man. I don't find him that attractive but I always hope he's having a good day.

No. 123477

>>121870
I thought I was the only one, his voice is also a pleasure to hear. I watched that horrible Girls series just to see him.

No. 123501

>>121517
I’ve always found him really attractive

No. 123517

File: 1568618847705.jpeg (27.09 KB, 360x360, pick-up-artist.jpeg)

I feel a healthy amount of shame about this.

No. 123627

File: 1568735893871.jpg (51.04 KB, 427x600, Celebrities Set Okja New York …)

I never found Paul Dano attractive until I watched him in Ojka and good lord, was he looking fine in that movie. I think it's the suit (a big weakness for me) and the fact his character is smart and such a sweetie, but he's also a badass. Like I feel ashamed to say it but I got turned on in that scene where he beats up Steven Yeung's character lmao

No. 123712

>>123517
Who even is that?

No. 123748

>>123712
a pickup artist named Mystery. He was on a TV show. His appearance is ridiculous but something about the way he talks when he isn't talking to women, and his Davey Havok factory reject vibe does it for me.

No. 123749

File: 1568875764369.jpeg (64.64 KB, 960x540, BF9A6B63-9F29-42C6-B2AF-B433F6…)

he's so goofy looking but I'd fuck Ed Sheeran in a heartbeat

No. 123750

File: 1568877740895.jpg (54.24 KB, 640x960, 6ca3784d6cc66c172b930d56c43c20…)

Anons have called him ugly but I know a few have fancied him too but I'll just put him here even though in my eyes, he's perfect.

>funny as fuck

>stories are entertaining
>calls out racism
>calls out sexism in anime
>chill as fuck
>family man
>has empathy
>isn't into weird fetishes
>keeps it real
>dark, tall, handsome
He's honestly my dream man

No. 123816

>>123399
he looks like he could've been a cute boy under those awful face tattoos. also those nails are nasty as heck

No. 123817

>>123086
he's pretty hot

No. 123818

File: 1568972013700.jpg (28.75 KB, 660x371, _101939277_charliemurphy-maire…)

>>123750
he reminds me of aiden turner

No. 123862

File: 1569029399122.jpg (8.26 KB, 201x251, mbh.jpg)

He isn't even unconventionally attractive, but MBH does something to me. His voice is so deep and soothing and he looks so adorable. But he's a HUGE fucking otaku and an older one at that (probably in his 30s-40s) but he doesn't seem like the toxic kind of otaku. He surprisingly gets many fangirls in his comments whenever he posts his face.

No. 123865

>>123862
His face looks like what happens when you can't draw the other eye.

No. 123867

>>123865
ayy lmao bruh

No. 123884

File: 1569084961563.gif (1.19 MB, 480x270, micheal.gif)

Michael van Gerwen, the tall, beefcake of a dart player first
caught my attention in the 2014 European Championship
against Raymond van Barneveld. With a flick of the wrist
and a jiggle of his tits he captured a stunning nine-dart finish,
and he captured my heart. I have been following his career
ever since. Oh god, when he throws a ton-eighty and turns
back to the crowd, pumping his fists and yelling with an
intense fire in his eyes, I can’t help but imagine he is looking
straight at me mere moments before sexual conquest.
Watching a Michael van Gerwen match is a physically and
sexually exhausting experience, and I wouldn’t have it any
other way. Michael van Gerwen is my celebrity crush

No. 123891

File: 1569087735667.jpg (31.17 KB, 724x594, 0010209193.jpg)

>>121703
>>121719
i just got off thinking about him and i really want to die. i despise him with a burning passion but he's so fucking pretty.

No. 123892

>>123862
ANON YES. i have had a terrible crush on him since like, 2013. he is just very much my type, and i want him to fuck the shit out of me

No. 123935

File: 1569151532017.jpg (80.15 KB, 500x555, piss man.jpg)

>>121350
jimmy urine is one of the most attractive men on earth, no you cannot change my mind. yes i do hate myself.

No. 124038

File: 1569283709897.jpg (83.52 KB, 675x900, EFGjbB0XsAAnnRZ.jpg)

>>122301
>>122252
i didn't fully get the appeal till seeing these images just now, 1/2

No. 124039

File: 1569283733430.jpg (84.54 KB, 720x960, EFGjbBsX4AAcuL-.jpg)


No. 124040

>>121870
I can shamelessly admit I’d let Adam Driver drive his fist in my ass. His face is cute but still makes me want to smack it a little

No. 124041

>>124039
W-who is this anon? Not that I like him or anything…

No. 124042

>>124041
NTA, but that's Peter Steele. Used to be the singer of Type O Negative.

No. 124044

File: 1569298971717.gif (2.43 MB, 498x280, tenor.gif)

>>122567

Goddamn it, now I'm ruined too.

>>122332

Doubly ruined.

As for preexisting attraction, I have a shameful, shameful crush on G.O.B. Bluth.

No. 124101

File: 1569382241965.jpg (99.25 KB, 562x800, till 1.jpg)

>>122301
Same anon. I used to think Peter had a lot of muscle definition but if you look at him shirtless hes built like a fridge, like >>122332 pointed out. Huge but weirdly lanky at the same time

I feel the same way about Till. Weirdly strong but still somewhat round. Hes cute in ich will and the BDSM themes in his music videos are even better if youre into that sort of thing

No. 124130

File: 1569434744313.jpg (301.33 KB, 1073x1400, 00020_170205_056_MT_V3-1073x14…)

>>123399
peep always looked like he smelled of farts and his whole act was overrated. bad personality, too

No. 124131

File: 1569434886083.jpg (682.78 KB, 1280x1707, tumblr_ovvieprVY91qdlzovo1_128…)


No. 124138

File: 1569446086901.jpg (55.52 KB, 500x500, tc.jpg)

He's touring right now and I want nothing more than to catch this attention at a show and have him fuck me raw

No. 124142

File: 1569450372393.png (373.22 KB, 590x594, jfdjfkd.png)

there's just something about joji… even in his frank days he was ugly cute

No. 124144

File: 1569451587011.jpg (67.05 KB, 400x568, joj.jpg)

>>124142
Our crushes like each other, anon

No. 124145

>>124144
that's so beautiful i love that for us

No. 124152

File: 1569459325416.png (562.45 KB, 882x974, Screenshot_2019-09-25-20-53-43…)

>>124142
It looks like he got a nose job

No. 124155

>>123884
a fellow darts fan! personally i fancy james wade, more so when he started gaining weight and changed glasses.

No. 124163

File: 1569482110734.jpg (287.65 KB, 817x977, tommy WHYseau cute.jpg)

i just find him appealing in a weird way in his youth.idk man

No. 124170

>>124163
I find him cute even now tbh

No. 124172

File: 1569490822057.jpg (50.61 KB, 725x750, marcbolan.JPG)

>>124163

he looks like the more weirdo twin brother of marc bolan here, which was imo a very handsome man.

No. 124173

>>124170
me too but he is too old and his face look like it's melting
his whole behaviour is definitely off-putting though.he fascinates and scares me at the same time kek

No. 124182

>>124172
Good taste anon, Marc was definitely a cutie

No. 124184

File: 1569517465038.jpeg (11.05 KB, 200x148, sb.jpeg)

>>124172
Marc Bolan's nice and all, but what about Syd Barrett?

No. 124223

i love javier bardem but i found him so hot as anton in no country for old men

No. 124224

File: 1569556179221.png (484.1 KB, 500x700, 4050D339-3BB8-4C15-82EE-9F5AF9…)

oops dropped the pic

No. 124282

File: 1569671906931.jpg (16.55 KB, 460x288, syd1.jpg)

>>124184
oh definitely . . . although he didn't always photograph that well, you can really see he was by far the heartthrob of the original floyd lineup. i love the mick rock photos. eyeliner pioneer lol. he was meant to be very magnetic in person, i'm in the birdie hop group on facebook which has a few people who knew him back in the day reminiscing. i've read a lot about him.

musically they wouldn't have been half as good if not for his influence. they used loads of his ideas on dark side etc., he was laughed at for suggesting saxophones around the time of piper at the gates of dawn haha. i love doomed boys tbf lol.

am really into the history of rock and psych, dark globe is the best syd biography out there if you're interested, absolutely packed with info about the scene, makes you feel like you're right there.

No. 124297

File: 1569706229320.png (1.29 MB, 1178x642, 111.png)

I'm sorry

No. 124304

>>124297
I really hate that I can't see anyone but Onion when looking at JP's Joker.

No. 124306

>>124297
He's got the exact same expression as that brako dude pictured in the vent thread. Cannot unsee.

No. 124367

File: 1569784362776.jpg (61.15 KB, 642x800, 280652.jpg)

Half of my crushes are dead

No. 124376

File: 1569791279562.jpeg (91.23 KB, 1920x1080, 69AFCFF0-BC94-49AF-984E-E08A3E…)

Pennywise, I'm not even memeing.

No. 124383

>>124297
I thought this was the dad from Modern Family at first. Didn't even realize it was JP until I read the replies.

No. 124384

File: 1569814443014.gif (1.95 MB, 500x281, tumblr_of46funC9d1qb6fdlo4_500…)

"Unconventional" cause of my vanilla cishet-ness but fuck I've never been as sexually confused as Katya's verse in "Read U, Wrote U" at the end of AS2. I don't even find him attractive outside of drag but
>But your dad just calls me Katya
got me so fucked up I haven't recovered since

No. 124428

File: 1569885498891.jpg (76.78 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

Whang is unconventionally cute imo, i would definitely smash, he seems cool as well

No. 124429

>>124428
Seconded. Not even that unconventional really, I've crushed on him for a while.

No. 124430

>>124428
I wanna smash him

>>124384
Same, anon.

No. 124457

File: 1569943651339.gif (1.35 MB, 500x280, uw4xrgq9rkr11.gif)

>>124384
>>124430
I just kind of assume everyone wants to fuck Katya

No. 124458

File: 1569945788526.gif (1.36 MB, 268x350, katya.gif)

>>124457
honestly katya is one of the most gorgeous drag queens in my opinion–and i'm not saying this as a "fuck my pussy with a rake mom" type of fan. it's the beauty makeup without over the top eyeshadow and contouring.

No. 124465

>>124457
I am definitely not a fan of excessive makeup and fake boobs. Especially not on a man.

No. 124487

File: 1569977444420.gif (1.42 MB, 498x274, party.gif)

>>124458
Yeah, I think it's because he's already got such sharp/defined features he doesn't need to try and force the perspective with a ton of contouring and stuff. It's easy to not notice how pretty he is because he never goes for beauty, he always goes for weird or silly. (anyways I wish we had a drag race thread)

No. 124491

File: 1569982882932.jpg (71.53 KB, 600x900, ceeeeeeeeeb.jpg)

to be honest there are a lot of dota players I would fuck. I'm aware that being really good at videogames is usually a big turnoff, but for some reason I find that it can be really attractive. anyway, pic related is my current dota crush. shamefully, I think it's hot when he gets heated during games.

honorable mention goes to pieliedie.

No. 124493

>>124491
He seems like a such positive force on his team, too. Very encouraging and positive. If you haven't watched the True Sight doc from the 2018 TI, I'd definitely recommend it.

No. 124495

>>124491
Anon, this man is sexy as fuck. I had no idea this guy even existed but thank you for blessing us with him. Though I agree that I wouldn't pursue any average guy who was into video games unless he's hot enough and has his shit together.

No. 124503

File: 1570008625259.jpg (95.79 KB, 770x1111, 9dfd6b722f404dcdbac842a41c1d84…)

Daron Malakian was one of my biggest celebrity crushes. There is just something about him, which made my little girl heart skip a beat.

No. 124530

>>124491
I love you anon.
Based taste.

No. 124545

>>124491
>>124495
yeah I agree. I didn't know who he was either, but he's hot.

No. 124560

>>124495
>>124545
this is probably the most positive responses i've gotten for someone i've posted on here lol. if you anons are curious, he's a pro dota player who goes by ceb/7ckingmad.

No. 124613

File: 1570121296499.png (86.58 KB, 260x336, numen.png)


No. 124635

File: 1570149800693.jpg (87.83 KB, 743x503, 66476291_494980414644716_21461…)

only since he cut his dreads off… what is WRONG with me

No. 124636

>>124635
me too anon

No. 124671

File: 1570221504382.gif (1.42 MB, 480x480, giphy.gif)


No. 124696

>>124635
Who is that

No. 124735

>>124696
scrim from suicideboys

No. 124751

File: 1570347347861.jpg (53.33 KB, 1170x610, moon.jpg)

sue me.

No. 124752

>>122072
a-anon, are you me?

No. 124753

File: 1570347675132.jpg (29.21 KB, 480x480, saul.jpg)

Saul Goodman.

No. 124780

>>124753
god yes.

No. 124783

File: 1570373892074.jpg (161.15 KB, 1000x1250, f6a8c181-cbae-4ab6-a837-7350c6…)


No. 124786

>>124783
>unconventional
Bill is objectively hot tho lol

No. 124797

>>124786
been down to specsavers recently? would suggesting popping in if you're ever nearby

No. 124799

File: 1570395495443.jpg (59.05 KB, 1240x826, Bake-Off-1-a5f8e74.jpg)

I only felt ashamed because he's only 20 (I'm 23 so not huge difference but I still felt kind of creepy about it) but apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher. What the fuck

No. 124801

>>124797
nta. he doesn't look like a movie star, more like a good looking normie guy. I don't think it's odd to find him attractive. funny, charming, looks decent for his age, in decent shape, nice features. i get it.

>>124799
he's got a baby face, but he looks more his age when you view the image in full size.
>apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher
meh, 28 year old men date equally young looking 20 year old women and it's accepted.

No. 124803

>>124799
I see so many women on here feeling bad for crushing on guys 2 or 3 years younger…

Meanwhile men…

No. 124812

>>124799
Guys in their 30s onward will date 18-22 yo's and if anyone criticizes it (especially if it's a woman) people will accuse them of being judgmental cunts and say things like "love has no age" "love isn't a number". Meanwhile we feel guilty for liking guys a few years younger…

No. 124825

>>124812
I was a gullible idiot in my early twenties, totally unaware of alot of the shit that men typically pull, men know that and want that. It's as much about wanting a naive girl as it is about youthful attraction

No. 124851

File: 1570491211756.jpg (143.53 KB, 902x911, Untitled.jpg)

i'm so sorry

No. 124852

>>124297
>>124851
oh my god. my shame sister

No. 124854

File: 1570493716908.jpg (79.12 KB, 680x478, 0.jpg)

I don't even know why

No. 124880


No. 124907

>>124812
you forgot the line 'you're just jealous'

No. 124908

>>124851
Why do I just want to look after him. I want to give him a good meal and a bath and nurse him to health. le sadface

No. 124909

>>124854
How dare you be ashamed?? He's a great actor. I loved him since Little Miss Sunshine to Swiss Army Man haha

No. 124911

>>124908
hard same, every time he was laughing in pain i just wanted to cuddle him

i wanna dom the shit out of him in bed too and teach him things ugh wtf this clown got me horny

No. 124912

File: 1570584782877.jpeg (768.38 KB, 817x1118, 0EC24B3C-A450-4C43-AA01-9B8864…)

>>124851
he cleans up good

No. 124916

>>124912
joaquin is very handsome as a person, but i'm specifically thirsting for his malnourished, awkward, psycho killer joker

No. 125032

File: 1570723402044.jpeg (5.66 KB, 275x183, Unknown.jpeg)

>>124912
I agree. he was very handsome when he was younger and he's handsome now with the beard. but without……. eeek. beards can be so deceiving

No. 125034

File: 1570723873281.jpeg (219.95 KB, 1127x1500, 8CA0154E-1A56-41AF-AA0E-8DBC78…)

bendytoots but only as doctor strange

No. 125039

File: 1570727194717.gif (2.83 MB, 540x360, tumblr_pwym4wakcu1rpe0nao6_540…)

saw joker yesterday and i get IT now

No. 125045

>>125039
when you say you get 'IT', do you mean you get why people are attracted to pennywise?

No. 125046

>>125045
i meant "it" as in how this anon said it >>122554.this clown make up has… something.plus his overall performance

No. 125052

>>125034
This and I've been trying to understand this. Is it the beard? The hair? I shall never understand.

No. 125071

>>124851
I honestly have thirst for both the actor and the character. I love joaquins intense eyes oof

>>125034
The dr strange makeup flatters his features so well hard agree

No. 125076

File: 1570784211626.gif (1021.67 KB, 480x263, giphy.gif)

god i loved when he showed confidence.

do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…

No. 125077

File: 1570785096789.jpeg (31.12 KB, 401x764, images (6).jpeg)

God it's so embarrasing…

No. 125078

>>125077
wrong thread cavill is widely acknowledged as super good-looking. what's weird about it aside from the fact he gives off slight idiot energy

No. 125079

>>125077
wrong thread cavill is widely acknowledged as super good-looking. what's weird about it aside from the fact he gives off slight idiot energy

No. 125115

File: 1570845798155.jpg (84.95 KB, 765x900, Joker-Red-Suit.jpg)

Okay I really can't lie he looks weirdly attractive in his final joker outfit. It's a number of things combined at once, like the suit looks really good on him, and the sudden surge of swaggering confidence and control he has, hell even the clown make up does something to me. It's the overall aesthetic of his look and character in the final scenes that draw me to him. I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao

No. 125123

>>125076
>do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…

I hate that I've had this exact same thought. I shouldn't be surprised by my autistic Joker thirst since I was obsessed with Heath kek, and yet here I lie - ashamed but still thirsty.

To answer your question tho anon, Arthur!Joker gives me sub vibes even with the sp00py~ clown makeup. He seems pretty pathetic for the most part, but also I just wanna do sensual femdom on him so I'm prob biased.

No. 125125

Glad I'm not alone about my thirst for the Joker in the last movie. He truly looked sexy af in that suit, the mannerism and the fucking make up. >>125115 anon, are you me? Kek

No. 125133

File: 1570904871315.jpg (54.42 KB, 500x559, tumblr_156e4580cc471b0ae94fabb…)

>>125115
>I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao

i believe that's all of us before seeing the movie

No. 125140

File: 1570916400719.png (169.72 KB, 500x800, e9b9da38-8392-406c-aa33-508eeb…)

>mfw the man of my dreams is a fictional character and I have to come to terms with the fact that I'll never meet someone as perfect as him

No. 125141

Okay I was looking up that "God stays in heaven" from Spy Kids 2 gif as a joke and I ended up coming across a bunch of Mr. Pink from Resevior Dogs (Probably because I typed in Steve Buscemi) and somehow…for the first time ever….I found him weirdly hot there? I'm kinda ashamed because Mr. Pink is a terrible person and Steve Buscemi isn't exactly known for being handsome. But damn. Decide to go for a YT video instead of a pic because the latter doesn't do him justice.

Also would fuck Mr. Orange but I'm not really ashamed about that

>>125034
Him as Dr.Strange is the only time I've considered him attractive. He should stick to facial hair more often.
>>125140
Uh, this isn't the husbando thread. Or the conventionally attractive men thread.

No. 125142

>>125141
I will always think young Steve Buscemi was really cute idc

No. 125143

>>125141 I was thinking of putting him in the husbando thread but im way too embarrassed about how big my crush of dean is tbh idek why since Jensen Ackles is conventionally attractive

No. 125144

File: 1570917779821.gif (570.03 KB, 250x250, 1431115519717.gif)

>>125142
>>125141
Tbh I find him attractive no matter what age.

I adore him so fucking much, it broke my heart when I read that his wife passed away early this year.

No. 125152

>>125144
Damn she did? That makes me sad. I know they were married for a long time and had a son together.
He seems like a nice, genuine guy in real life which makes me respect him a lot

No. 125157

>>125133

Lol that image. I can relate too well. I feel bad because that's when he turned into a killing maniac but ugh I can't resist

No. 125175

File: 1570970213940.jpeg (159.73 KB, 1200x800, Screen_Shot_2017_07_13_at_1.09…)

>>125144
I have an unconventional crush (mine got posted it's Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny lmao) so I'm not shaming but the Buscemi posting reminded me of a college friend who confessed she was deeply into to incredibly elderly men.

She was incredibly conventionally attractive and pulled young hot guys all the time. Steve was her least controversial crush. She wouldn't tell me any other men she was into but she was really into Roman Polanski films and defended him in an intense personal way when I brought up his history of abuse.

(also she lit the dumpsters on fire in the parking lot on campus that's probably not related though?)

No. 125187

>>125078
>>125079
nah he's ugly as fuck

No. 125188

>>124851
>>125115
Makeup really does wonders.

No. 125193

>>125079
>slight idiot energy
I've never seen this put into words before but you're so right top fucking kek

>>125115
>>125125
>>125133
confidence is attractive anons

my shameful fuck will be my tinder date that will happen next week probably, wish me luck anons

No. 125370

File: 1571187982993.gif (360.2 KB, 320x180, SkMdjme.gif)

He's an adorable little tit

No. 125371

>>125193
May the force be with you anon.

No. 125379

>>125370
the guy that made like 700 videos about onision? I hate onion boy as much as the next person but he seems weirdly obsessed

No. 125380

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No. 125381

File: 1571193029174.jpeg (6.21 KB, 276x183, images (1).jpeg)


No. 125382

>>125380
God yes.

No. 125385

>>125380
I don't think this is unconventional or shameful. he was pretty before the crazy ruined his face, and this character is styled in a very female gaze-y way.

No. 125387

>>125380
>>125381
Not ashamed of that at all

No. 125390

>>125387
>>125385
I agree, I'm only admitting this ashamedly because of his insane reputation

No. 125392

File: 1571217352604.gif (981.33 KB, 480x322, tim.gif)

>>121847
im so glad im not alone I've got CHUBS for this man. especially when he's kind of fat and dorky. I'm actually so jealous of his wife she is fucking blessed imagine being married to him

No. 125393

File: 1571217536586.jpeg (33.12 KB, 500x371, snugglr.jpeg)

I also think Zach is so hot full offence. snuggle me back to health Zach

No. 125396

>>125079
He's uncanny valley looking, so it's actually understandable, or maybe it's because she thinks her tastes for him are basic.

No. 125408

File: 1571229509905.jpeg (426.32 KB, 1536x2046, 18A13FA3-F333-4B54-B654-DB9202…)

The 90 fiancé guy before he gave up on his looks

No. 125414

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No. 126009

File: 1571958931225.gif (157.72 KB, 500x281, source.gif)

rewatched Black Mirror's White Christmas with the guy I'm seeing and oh boy I was not prepared to get turned on by Jon Hamm's despicable character Matt in this scene this time around. Not to be a huge cringe-lord but my submissive side jumped out. I'd totally do him in another life with 1000 times more consent and 1000 times less despicable actions. His dominant demeanor, looks and voice were hot

No. 126029

File: 1571986375993.gif (8.8 MB, 510x510, jok.gif)

I'd normally say I hate to say this, but I'm actually delighted to see so many farmers talking about Joker. The attraction I'm feeling is off the charts.

>>124908
>>124911
These 2 comments a million times over. I don't much care for doms, but give me a clown with mommy issues and I'll nurse him back to health.

>>125076
>>125123
I don't think Arthur is in the kind of shape where rough sex is a physical possibility. Massive sub vibes throughout the entire film either way

No. 126033

When Arthur becomes Joker, the way he smokes his cigarette, it just does it for me.

No. 126048

File: 1572020044396.jpeg (271.69 KB, 1171x1728, 7F111688-065F-4855-9CEE-F04B7C…)

Tom Waits’ whole dirty insane hobo thing really does it for me

No. 126051

File: 1572022823790.jpg (27.58 KB, 500x667, 8cb42a049dadbbfa42944ab7ad7589…)

serj tankian(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 126060

>>126051
Same anon! He's my first crush.

No. 126067

>>126060
I'm shocked there's someone else who feels the same. He's really the only "older" crush I've had.

No. 126082

>>126051
…why were they banned?

No. 126083

>>126082
she used an emoji.

No. 126087

>>126067
>>126060
Same! So attractive.

No. 126088

>>126082
I was banned ig. I learned my lesson about emojis. DAmn

No. 126089

File: 1572056412812.gif (926.9 KB, 500x280, giphyy.gif)

>>126083
>>126088
Oh, god forbid!

No. 126094

>>126033
Literally done nothing but think about him since I saw the movie this week. Not a moments peace from this clowny bastard.

No. 126133

>>126094
Here to join the legion of clowns who were turned on by Joker.

No. 126135

File: 1572143613865.jpg (1.34 MB, 1362x2048, MV5BMTc1MzY0ODM4OV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Rewatched Overlord and forgot how much I wanted the smart ass Brooklyn sniper.

No. 126186

File: 1572218358758.gif (519.51 KB, 480x270, giphy.gif)

why am I attracted to derek waters? he isn't even my type at all. he always has such bedroom eyes on drunk history. his personality seems really nice and feisty

No. 126188

>>124495
Whats wrong with a guy playing video games? Genuinely curious, I understand if they overdo it and it interferes with life but me and my boyfriend really like playing FF14 together and we both have our shit together. I wasnt aware that it was considered a turnoff.

No. 126189

File: 1572223611947.png (187.14 KB, 350x404, Walter_2010.png)

>>126188
Gonna contribute with mine while I'm here.

No. 126190

>>123024
I always thought he looked like Gandhi

No. 126198

File: 1572233384440.jpg (24.81 KB, 400x400, Sendhilramamurthy_400x400.jpg)

>>123024
you reminded me of him, always thought he was cute as hell, I think it's the dark grungy look combined with the accent

legitimately cannot understand why everyone fangirled over Sylar

No. 126199

>>126198
>>123024
sorry meant to highlight this post

>>126190

No. 126212

>>121972
lmao I felt so conflicted watching the shit happen to him in that show because he definitely deserved it but he's so stupid and blind he probably can't even understand why, it's like kicking a puppy that mauled a kid

No. 126217

File: 1572268409594.jpg (403.05 KB, 2048x1365, 1512920648769.jpg)

Nick Fuentes……i think his laugh and way of speaking on his streams is really cute and funny. he still exudes loser but i'm sort of into that

No. 126221

File: 1572284607579.png (271.3 KB, 455x461, X7IFKPFEYZjy4wCa5EO6qPyCH-5wCr…)

I don't find him that attractive and he's mean old fuck, not my type at all. but i'm still somewhat into him? i want to die sometimes

No. 126227

>>126221
same, but not ashamed.

I wouldn’t even mind listening to his asshole jokes all day. he makes me belly laugh and has a secret good guy vibe. best RLM boi by far.

No. 126232

File: 1572294192538.jpg (689.97 KB, 667x1000, 456e574b9597be35a4faec83ac5020…)

Why am I the way that I am

No. 126235

>>126221
I get it like Jay might be traditionally cuter but I could be happily married to Mike

No. 126260

>>126235
Yes, exactly

No. 126264

>>126235
Agreed. I could watch Mike be disgusted with life all day.

No. 126332

File: 1572392123023.jpg (84.41 KB, 640x919, wwdjwrtgu7p31.jpg)

the actor barry sloane who plays captain price in the new modern warfare game. I don't play the game or any call of duty but I saw him on a billboard and thought he was hot. thought I'd post this here cause it doesn't seem right for the attractive men you want to fuck thread

No. 126334

File: 1572392547449.gif (975.85 KB, 500x250, tumblr_mtlas5inYr1r2bzz4o1_500…)

>>126189
omg anon yes. I only found him hot at this part with this facial hair/those glasses though, I kind of wanted to be locked away with him in that cabin. did you like him throughout the series or just when he looked rugged like this? do you like bryan cranston outside of his walter white character?

No. 126362

>>126334
nta but I was really attracted to him in this scene as well. I had never seen him in sexual light before and it took until the very end of the show for me to realize he was actually hot. Bryan Cranston is quite charming and attractive in general, but it was Heisenberg's scruffy demeanor/fall from grace really did it for me

No. 126374

File: 1572453359300.webm (Spoiler Image, 598.82 KB, 488x360, 1414323268061.webm)


No. 126436

File: 1572542784023.gif (917.64 KB, 417x320, Keith Flint.gif)

The 90s were his prime but I found him attractive at every age. I'm so glad I got to see him live before he passed away

No. 126444

>>126436
hell yes anon I can get behind this. Keef was so beautiful. I remember fancying him like crazy as a kid and he had a massive impact on my taste in men.

No. 126463

>>126217
Same, the way he talks is super smug but I bet he would get so embarrassed in any vaguely sexual situation

No. 126477

>>126221
Anon were you dropped as a child repeatedly

No. 126479

>>126436
My dad met him and said he was a really nice guy

No. 126482

>>126477
no. maybe. but that's the point

No. 126483

File: 1572618948593.jpg (125.28 KB, 1200x800, Cm8UVnOUMAAbdPe.jpg)

Pokemon speed-runner who edges into incel attitude every so often. Never had a thing for chubby dudes, found him more attractive after he lost weight, but his stupid high pitched voice makes me giddy for some reason. Probably helps that I'm a filthy weeb just like he is.

No. 126566

>>126436
oh no this fucking video always makes me horny. i want that tongue to do things to me

No. 126567

>>126483
>ugly
>fat
>incel
>gamer

anon come on

No. 126597

>>126567
i know right? i wasn't happy to admit it. nothing but shame here.

No. 126738

File: 1572967709790.png (1.01 MB, 1153x557, winslow leach.png)

I just watched Phantom of the Paradise and I find Winslow so appealing both before and after his face is maimed.

No. 126739

>>124854
Classic

No. 126776

File: 1573011225445.jpeg (175.89 KB, 1160x773, download.jpeg)

>>121350
Beto O'Rourke aka Baeto. I just want the man to fuck me silly and I don't exactly know why lol

No. 126779

>>126738
For the love of God anon I would've expected Paul Williams as Swan instead of Finley's character

but dammit you're not entirely wrong

No. 126797

File: 1573044500589.jpg (173.69 KB, 1600x900, 170418083227-jon-ossoff-georgi…)

>>126776
remember this guy?

No. 126811

>>126776
Same but he gives me mad sub vibes

No. 126812

File: 1573067351142.gif (4.3 MB, 520x293, 0044.gif)

i feel guilty.. i used to watch this show for the troubled cats only but now i am starting to find him oddly hot? maybe it's just because he cares so much about the poor kitties but also i wish he would take his glasses off and softly slow blink at me and call me a good girl when i do it back like i was one of his cats from hell i need help

No. 126814

>>126812
Lmao same anon and I almost posted him once here… I think it's the fact he cares so much for the kitties and I kinda like his body mods too. They kind of remind me of a guy I used to have a crush on.

No. 126826

>>125175
>kenny vs spenny


can we all agree he was a fox in pitch/the early seasons though? damn

No. 126827

Not an exact person, but men with high pitched voices are my favorite. I also love a good male falsetto in music. I love passion pit.

No. 126828

File: 1573079719533.png (78.52 KB, 500x566, jackson-galaxy-cat-behavior-co…)

>>126812
I'm glad he lost the weight but I thought he was kinda cute even back when he was chubby. Not enough men love cats tbh and he just seems so calm and understanding in general.

No. 126839

File: 1573097058205.jpg (44.69 KB, 800x449, 1451443705148.jpg)

>>126779
I am a little confused by your post, but I am none the less glad someone else thinks he is cute too!

No. 126845

>>126839
I'm sorry for confusing you, it's just that I think the first time I found the movie or anything relating to it, a lot of the comments on it were talking about Paul being really handsome or cute in it. I've just hardly ever seen anyone think Winslow's attractive, and he's a really precious kind of awkward that's appealing to me pre-imprisonment-and-maiming.

No. 126893

>>126845
Seriously? I think Paul Williams is awesome but I can't comprehend how someone could find him attractive at all! I think what makes Winslow so attractive to me aside from his endearing personality pre-maiming is his big droopy blue eyes and full lips. That's probably why I find him attractive post maiming too, aside from the cool costume of course, his big droopy eyes and full lips are still there. I just watched the movie a few days ago after learning about it from Lindsay Ellis's Loose Canon video about the Phantom of the Opera, and I loved it so much. I wish there was more hype around it these days.

No. 126913

>>126812
>>126814
>>126828
what is up my fellow cat man enthusiasts. you guys might also enjoy helpful vancouver vet. his videos are really calming and wholesome.

No. 126924

>>126913
He really knows how to please pussies with his hands huh

No. 126941

>>126812
> i wish he would take his glasses off and softly slow blink at me and call me a good girl when i do it back like i was one of his cats

this is hilarious and cute

No. 126947

Because why not?

No. 126963

totally would fuck zizek

No. 126966

File: 1573293768904.jpg (48.15 KB, 670x446, 1.jpg)

There's something insanely attractive to me about narrow faces, big noses, and shaggy hair to me. Hamilton Morris is almost the epitome of my type

No. 126967

File: 1573293816040.jpg (200.92 KB, 1200x1200, DRc35aIWsAEDFw3.jpg)

>>126966
Saging for samefag but he cleaned up in the past few years, and I prefer his shaggier look. Still totally would though

No. 126968

>>126913

SQUISH. THAT. CAT.

No. 126985

>>126967
This Hamilton is my fave Hamilton. He's so incredibly sexy to me. And his voice is so soothing I could listen to him talk forever

No. 126986

>>126812
he better not be a cat fucker

No. 126995

>>126963
I wouldn't but I do understand the appeal.

No. 127008

>>126828
I don't trust guys who hate cats, because cats are too often tied with femininity. It's usually a sign he also has resentment toward women.

No. 127009

File: 1573352098391.webm (2.72 MB, 640x360, cute.webm)

day 32: still want to fuck arthur

No. 127016

>>127008
Onision hates cats too, after his ex-wife left the litter box but took the cats along with their stuff (kek)

No. 127083

File: 1573476919608.jpg (373.57 KB, 1357x2048, IMG_20191111_075336.jpg)

I just want to get pinned down by Officer Kenny once alright

Finding out he was 6'7" made him somehow more attractive to me lmao

No. 127086

File: 1573481109549.png (1.24 MB, 720x1280, fd46d5ec-d04e-40c1-8ebe-e55b89…)

>>126135
I fell full head over heels in love with his character. Overlord was a really fun movie.
>>126332
I work at a game store and I get a little pissed every time I see him on posters because he's cute but I hate cod.
I'd like to contribute Willem Dafoe. I truly believe he's peak male beauty, but I get why people don't feel the same.

No. 127092

>>127086
I love him, he's a cute baby

No. 127093

File: 1573498660307.jpg (320.07 KB, 1536x2048, michael_reeves.jpg)


No. 127094

>>127093
Fuck, me too anon.

No. 127103

>>127009
fucking same. I've had several dreams about him and each one has been unreal and mind blowing. Really didn't expect to leave the movie feeling this way but here we are.

No. 127325

File: 1573529083939.jpeg (72.8 KB, 400x400, D6BABCEE-23F8-4EFE-B02D-234DEE…)

jeffree star. go ahead, flame me. i’ve been feeling this way for years. i can’t pinpoint why.

and i know he’s a bad person, i don’t support him. but he is hot. to me.

No. 127328

File: 1573537886603.jpg (Spoiler Image, 570.23 KB, 575x1024, 1572945937457.jpg)

>>127325
how does anyone fuck him with all these faces staring at you

No. 127330

>>127328
has he had a fucking bbl?

No. 127331

>>127328
Face is ugliest form of tattoo

No. 127332

File: 1573560360459.jpg (85.62 KB, 1140x797, Jackson-Galaxy-Litter-Genie-58…)

>>126986
lmao no. he just has an affinity for cats. he was an addict (or alcoholic) iirc, and taking care of a little stray kitten was the motivation to help him kick his habit. he says he owes his life to that cat and wanted to spend the rest of his life helping cats

No. 127333

>>127325
can you explain exactly what you find attractive about him?

No. 127334

>>127330
if you mean a butt lift, yes he has. he has implants in his ass

No. 127335

File: 1573560836693.jpg (77.48 KB, 880x634, Screenshot 2019-11-12 at 12.11…)

jimち ASMR. I wasn't immediately attracted to him, but his videos have me feeling a little attracted to him now. physically he's not my type but he speaks in such a lovely way, he's intelligent, can speak several different languages and after talking to him during a live Q&A I realised what a funny and lovely guy he is.

tl;dr personality is more important than looks (but he has his moments of looking cute anyway)

No. 127336

>>127335
hes really cute

No. 127339

File: 1573568629420.jpeg (229.07 KB, 1500x1000, 22D995DF-7C51-481E-AD42-C4EEE9…)

lewis capaldi is my age and also scottish so i feel a bit biased but he's so unbelievably funny and just authentically himself that it makes me want him.

No. 127340

>>127339
he looks like humpty dumpty but is actually very cute, anon!

No. 127363

>>127354
what a mint looking fella

No. 127429

>>126913>>127332
I agree 100% there is something about them both that is so warm and attractive. Men who love cats are usually gentle sweethearts.

Also I’m hoping we can get the thread back on track after this pillage of autism

No. 127431

>>127336
he has his moments. lol now I feel kind of bad posting him here but he doesn't belong in the attractive men you want to fuck thread

No. 127516

File: 1573831710781.jpeg (104.54 KB, 780x738, DAFOE_WILLEM.jpeg)

>>127086
Oh yes, Willem Dafoe
His face is sort of monkey-like but in a good way

No. 127517

>>127516
Hard agree. I recently watched The Lighthouse and he was incredible, and then I watched a bunch of interviews with him and he just seems so lovely and charming. He has a gorgeous smile IMO.

No. 127543

File: 1573877616166.jpeg (70.22 KB, 500x748, 2B4E7945-6FFA-48EF-99FF-4C8C2E…)

not really unconventional since he was a handsome guy, but I have a massive thing for crazy/unstable/suicidal characters

No. 127544

>>127543
>I have a massive thing for crazy/unstable/suicidal characters
Same, what are your different faves?

No. 127545

File: 1573879690768.png (558.4 KB, 780x469, indie.png)

>>127544
This is my holy trifecta, anon. It may not be original but goddamn does that specific brand of instability get me hot as hell

No. 127548

File: 1573880633827.jpg (94.24 KB, 498x750, jack.jpg)

Jack Nicholson – at any point during his acting career. Yes, even
right fucking now present day. I particularly have the hots for his evil character in Witches of Eastwick pic related. And OG Joker.

No. 127549

File: 1573883354695.png (428.55 KB, 1280x720, 01ddd.png)

>>127543

same, i don't really crush on actors, it's the characters. i could relate to travis a lot when i was at my worst no matter how edgy that might sound. a feel bad movie for me for sure but at least he's cute.

No. 127569

>>127549
he has v nice eyes. this screencap is alluring to me

No. 127571

>>127545
great taste, anon. travis and joaquin's joker are some of the very few 10/10 movie characters to me.
>tfw my bf sort of looks like a cross between both of them

other movie dudes i'm into are anthony wong in ebola syndrome or the untold story and tadanobu asano in ichi the killer, although i don't believe tadanobu asano is unconventionally attractive by any means.

No. 127580

File: 1573943269329.gif (875.35 KB, 500x281, giphy.gif)

>>127548
>even right now
he was hot, but imma have disagree with you on that one. IMO my fave is him in one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

No. 127582

File: 1573943364499.jpg (12.26 KB, 350x264, 305708ea812cf0f53b8e27347ed5a9…)

>>127580
also john belushi. maybe i'm just attracted to men from the late 70s with strong brows?

No. 127605

File: 1574059665082.jpg (49.67 KB, 500x499, tumblr_074979083753bdd376f33b1…)

guess who!

No. 127607

>>127549
He's a nice boy that only needs a kind woman to care for him.

No. 127609

>>127605
Looks like Mike Stoklasa.

No. 127612

>>127609
it is!

No. 127615

>>127605
I love Mike. He’d be a snack if he hadn’t got fat.

No. 127629

File: 1574092660888.jpg (37.26 KB, 300x412, tomaraya.jpg)

I think young tom araya from slayer was a damn cutie tho.

>tfw no thrash metal bf

No. 127630

File: 1574092722847.jpg (29.68 KB, 480x722, 6af66d5322862d35c0cb23885bb819…)


No. 127632

File: 1574093267812.jpg (26.14 KB, 437x480, 1548776860404.jpg)

edgemaster from krautchan

No. 127633

>>121399
Oh yes, I love his videos.

>>121424
Aah I think he’s so cute, but his fucking laugh lmao I don’t know how long I’d be able to tolerate it.

>>121517
I love him. What a baby.

>>123024
Ugh, I cannot stand him. I would enjoy a nice hatefuck though.

>>122252
He was so gorgeous when he was younger. His build, hair, hands. Art.

>>122744
Anon…

>>123021
I think my favorite look of his was when he had blonde hair. He was so handsome.
>>124130
>always looked like he smelled of farts
kek. Okay this photoshoot isn’t good at all, who allowed this.

>>125034
It’s the facial hair. It somehow makes him look hot. It’s funny how facial hair is like makeup for men.

>>126051
>>126088
Lmao but good taste.

>>127086
I would do anything for this man. And I mean anything.

>>127632
I—

No. 127634

File: 1574095735879.jpeg (1.42 MB, 1242x1217, A2788820-CD34-40BE-ABB3-078BBC…)

Ma Dong-Seok. I developed a small crush on him when I watched Train to Busan.

No. 127636

>>124428
I don’t know why, but I see him as my weird uncle, so I wouldn’t be able to fuck him. Though I don’t think he’s bad looking.

No. 127638

File: 1574097537010.gif (323.21 KB, 234x273, yes.gif)


No. 127639

File: 1574097676152.jpg (39.43 KB, 435x661, ayy.jpg)

>>127630
He's adorable. Thanks, anon.

No. 127645

File: 1574100190389.gif (574.89 KB, 302x228, tumblr_inline_nqy5y1gYNS1rdv4l…)

>>127639

you are welcome.

No. 127650

>>127634
>>127638
I weirdly get this, nice one, anon! also have noticed lately I kinda like thicker lads and I'm kinda ashamed of it kek. on top of me generally preferring flawed faces, I'm not sure if this is a massive cope for my own fugliness or what.

>>127517
reee why is uk releasing lighthouse only next year!

No. 127665

Solomon Carter likes horsecock

No. 127683

File: 1574143864940.jpg (13.39 KB, 300x199, bernard-black-300x199.jpg)

I know he's a borderline sociopath but there's something about Bernard from the show Black books that i find so cute and attractive. The fact he has an Irish accent makes it better (or worse) lol. Dark fluffy-haired men really are my weakness

No. 127697

>>127683
Dylan Moran was extremely cute when he young. No shame there.

No. 127720

File: 1574186833768.png (696.39 KB, 1200x630, toby.png)

This is embarrassing but does anyone else think Toby from the office is handsome

lol I don't even know why

No. 127734

>>127633
>Aah I think he’s so cute, but his fucking laugh lmao I don’t know how long I’d be able to tolerate it.

I actually really enjoy his laugh, it's endearing to me

No. 127742

>>127720
hard agree. Never could pinpoint what I found so charming about him.

No. 127751

>>127615
Would still smash fat Mike.

No. 127779

File: 1574297701292.jpg (45.99 KB, 500x717, Agent-Smith-Matrix-Hugo-Weavin…)

his demeanor and voice really sold it.

No. 127829

File: 1574366083537.jpg (64.96 KB, 1280x720, liam_gallagher.jpg)

he looks like a homeless addict, but something about him makes me melt. also the interviews he gives are hilarious, he has absolutely no filter

No. 127830

File: 1574368034875.jpg (68.22 KB, 780x551, bongjoonho.jpg)

Director Bong Joon-ho is so cute I want to pinch his cheeks

No. 127849

File: 1574397803272.jpg (59.82 KB, 400x463, d71c6ea551.jpg)

Feels kinda disrespectful but Frederick Douglass was qt

No. 127850

File: 1574401164024.jpg (101.31 KB, 821x589, bittersweet symphony.jpg)

>>127829
same.. all the really weird looking britpop guys really do it for me.. like..even the guy from the verve. the way he pushes into people in the music video for "bittersweet symphony" is like..please bump into me

No. 127852

File: 1574404852166.jpg (40.89 KB, 640x423, justin-mcelroy-1-640x423.jpg)

This guy did a low sexy voice as a joke in his podcast, and I melted. He also seems like a really great husband and father. God damn, I always thought the other McElroys were hotter but that voice killed me.

No. 127857


No. 127859

File: 1574421252848.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1242x1513, 833EFDDC-2B82-4FE7-B096-97A6E8…)

Noel Miller

I love his humor and him.

No. 127872

>>127859
not unconventional, this short king is hot

No. 127894

>>127857
she's not wrong.

No. 127926

File: 1574489790610.png (1.02 MB, 1200x675, FB1AFD28-EA81-477D-BC7A-4BA0D9…)

kitboga! he’s a streamer/youtuber who baits tech support scammers. his personality is the most ideal and i’d marry someone like him. he is genuinely kindhearted, loves his wife, and kids. he’s also goofy but in a sweet way, also very smart! i didn’t think he was cute at first but when i saw him without the shades i fell in love. he’s a sweetheart

No. 127927

File: 1574502452066.jpg (44.7 KB, 976x549, _85061660_pa_tomska.jpg)

Been crushing on him since I was 12

No. 127929

>>127859
yes 100%

No. 127935

>>127926
oh my god, so it's not just me. I think he's absolutely adorable and I honestly think he has a heart of gold. I love it when he gets all sincere, and his sense of humour is 10/10!

No. 127940

>>127935
He looks like Timothy McVeigh, though.

No. 127941

>>127927
some years ago I made a random, untagged text post on tumblr how I don't find him funny (not a popular blog, legit sub 100 followers) and he reblogged saying he disagrees or whatever, which obvi flooded me w his fans saying I'm a ~haturr~. yeah, that made me dislike him even worse kek, smug fat rat

No. 127955

File: 1574540592424.png (1.06 MB, 1148x706, negative legend.png)

i want to straddle his asexual hips and cuddle him

No. 127967

File: 1574553094731.jpg (85.06 KB, 1100x825, SellMeCocaineDaddy.jpg)

I'm not really ashamed, but Wagner Moura as Pablo Escobar in Narcos.
One of the sexiest characters ever. The way he talked, the confidence he had, the dad bod. Can't get any better. It was so hot when he got angry.
I'm thinking it's time for a re-watch.

No. 127974

File: 1574569824866.jpg (43.36 KB, 594x481, ian.jpg)

I just discovered young(ish) Ian Mckellen. I'm usually not attracted to older English dudes but I find him attractive for some reason. He kinda reminds me of Lucius Malfoy…

No. 127975

File: 1574569867515.jpg (83.21 KB, 625x872, ianmckellen.jpg)

Here's an even younger pic.. I couldn't find any that weren't black and white.

No. 127980

File: 1574593195299.gif (930 KB, 500x316, original.gif)

Braid Varg. this is the entire extent of my own hybristophilia kek, don't support him on anything besides his hairstyling choices when he was 20. god, he's just so smug

No. 127981

File: 1574593581573.jpg (70.53 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

I hate myself

No. 127982

>>127980
He's been posted here before and I have to say I don't understand the appeal. He looks like the lovechild of Kurt Cobain and Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

No. 127984

>>127981
ew. not only is he ugly, but he has a terrible personality. his gf is much more attractive than him and he still is a hoe that can't stop thirsting after girls on twitter or trying to set up 3somes and shit. he's really pervy and disgusting, plus a cow, and again, ugly. i can't stand when ugly men aren't appreciative enough of their much better looking gfs and publicly thirst after other women. disgusting to do at all, but publicly? shameful.

No. 127991

>>127980
I would fuck his older/current self in a heartbeat…

No. 127993

>>127980
Who is this? I tried googling "Braid Varg" and nothing came up

No. 127994

>>127980
varg vikernes, you wouldn't be a fan

No. 127997

>>127994
Ohh okay. Wasn't there a documentary? Gonna watch that now

No. 127998

File: 1574620503586.jpg (97.26 KB, 736x994, Michael_Collins.jpg)

Irish revolutionary/national hero Michael Collins.

No. 127999

File: 1574620601598.png (672.6 KB, 640x790, tumblr_440574e18f718222548f4e7…)

>>127998
the brit who wrote up this wanted poster agreed with me apparently. we'll just ignore the unfortunate mustache

No. 128001

>>127999
wow, have not seen many wanted posters but this is exceptionally thirsty in the descriptions, love that

No. 128004

>>127991
Ew, why may I ask?

No. 128016

>>127683
He was super cute in Shaun of the Dead!

No. 128020

>>127984
wow I didn't know about any of that stuff, I just discovered him a few weeks ago and I didn't look at his twitter. he does give me sleazy vibes though.

>>127683
omg I loved that show, can't say I found him attractive though but he does have a kind of charm. he also kinda reminds me of the alan rickman snape, appearance wise.

No. 128023

>>127998
look it's the loser from friends

No. 128031

>>127981
Can we get a name anon?

No. 128033

>>128031
Edwin of Edwin's Generation on YT.

No. 128073

>>127779
I kinda had a crush on him as Elrond, even though I find him ugly. It's his voice for me.

No. 128076

>>123477
kek same anon
usually i don't like pissed off men but he's so hot when angry in girls

No. 128099

File: 1574794298997.jpg (56.49 KB, 770x513, da3e6b3b86cc52118267b4f8920a31…)

Yung Lean

No. 128119

>>128099
i feel this anon, i wanna fuck away his sadness

No. 128120

File: 1574846335855.gif (1.17 MB, 388x450, tenor.gif)

Jim Maxwell because he's such a weird cute bean

No. 128127

>>128099
he cute

No. 128145

>>127859
>>127929
Why even ashamed? He fine as hell. His girl fine too. Least annoying of all commentary youtube.

No. 128159

File: 1574890868671.jpg (432.09 KB, 660x994, adrien-brody.jpg)

i want him so bad you cant even imagine…

No. 128164

File: 1574899152699.png (426.17 KB, 1024x533, 1-2.png)

i know he's absolutely horrible and a nasty person but i've been hardcore crushing on him ever since i saw him a few months ago also cannot stop thinking about him and wouldn't mind going down on him or letting him have his way with me at all lol i want to kill myself

No. 128165

>>127328
ok but id fuck his boyfriend in a fucking HEARTBEAT

No. 128170

>>128164
Same anon. We're both degenerates.

No. 128173

>>127328
Did Jeffree get work done on his ass/thighs? They look super feminine.

No. 128176

File: 1574914550700.jpg (963.41 KB, 1970x2510, drfrank.jpg)

>favorite movie as a kid
>realized i really like men in makeup/female clothes/effeminate features
>mayhaps my sexual awakening

No. 128177

>>128159
freaking same… the hair and the nose and eyebrows just KILL ME

No. 128178

>>127955
I agree, because he's right in that zone of the type of guy I like where he's not too boyish but not real feminine. But he looks like a guy I dated, and it ruins much of the interest in him.

No. 128179

>>128176
Androgynous men can be so, so hot. Kind of like Jareth the Goblin King. But anyways I've always loved Tim Curry. He has a certain charm about him.

>>128159
I found him really attractive in King Kong when I was 13. I don't anymore, but a lot of people do. He has been on a bunch of those "sexiest men" lists.

No. 128180

>>127980
>>128164
both these guys are good looking, but they're so crazy that it makes them completely unattractive and unfuckable. I don't know much about varg outside the basics, but i get the vibe that daniel doesn't wash.

No. 128183

>>128180
I disagree that Varg is good looking. He's average at best.

No. 128191

File: 1574945611967.jpg (71.17 KB, 587x720, QeOb1Ak.jpg)

>>128159
>>128177
and his eyes..

No. 128272

>>121791
>>121535
Realized recently from these two that the more I watch someone's videos, the more I find them attractive. Pretty sure it's some of that parasocial bs but I'm glad I've picked up on it.

No. 128282

>>128191
He's still handsome to me, but in some pictures…I feel like Projared could be his brother that was locked in an attic during his developmental years…they just look a little too similar. It haunts me a bit.

No. 128284

>>128282
I have no idea who that is, but for some reason always kept thinking it's ProJared so now I feel very betrayed.

No. 128286

File: 1575088514570.jpg (540.8 KB, 2000x2383, kenji-portrait.jpg)

i was on the serious eats website looking up recipes for thanksgiving and seeing more videos of him just reaffirmed the fact that i want J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, chef and food writer, to deduce the best way to eat my pussy in his test kitchen
my weak spot is nerdy and pragmatic asian-american men shoot me

No. 128291

File: 1575104248509.jpg (35.22 KB, 540x406, ra.jpg)


No. 128309

File: 1575143756884.jpg (46.22 KB, 711x1067, Michael Emerson Assoc.jpg)

Have had a crush on him since Lost. So cute

No. 128312

>>128286
Anon, that was the best description I've ever read. I'm dying.

No. 128315

>>128291
I'm sad he dyed his hair. British people of his generation were really shitty to gingers so he probably has a complex about it, but it's a shame.

>>128309
I've seen incels use him as an example of someone with unattractive features, and it made me want to go to war. I only know him from lost, and his character was an asshole but he looks like a wholesome person.

No. 128322

File: 1575173222410.jpeg (43.9 KB, 400x400, AB9171B9-E3ED-4FDE-9004-553CE3…)

He makes me blush.

No. 128327

File: 1575186427940.jpeg (169.54 KB, 634x865, D0C9D6B9-0F91-4560-AA9A-856998…)

>>123031
>>124384

What do you anons think of the new queens? I'm not usually a fag hag but I'm extremely attracted to the top 3, in drag or out.

No. 128338

>>128327
Bagga a few years back would totally get it. There's a video of him having his make up done by someone and he looks beyond beautiful. I however do not find Divina attractive in the slightest, and I feel bad for saying this, but she makes me feel nauseous. Viv is a good looking lad, and in drag I would let him bully me ngl.

No. 128377

File: 1575247607838.jpg (75.67 KB, 599x822, BmmN0NqCIAEa_ET.jpg)

This dead ISIS guy was so cute.

No. 128381

>>128377
i can't believe myself that i wholeheartedly 100% agree with you

No. 128397

File: 1575293437878.jpeg (39.39 KB, 569x379, A418D265-2151-42EC-AA9B-8A556E…)

still my biggest tv crush lol

No. 128401

File: 1575305812990.jpeg (23.2 KB, 500x375, 17703959-5E25-4062-B34B-E70C22…)

>>128397
James Cook aka Jack O’Connell will always be a hottie especially the season finale with his character.

No. 128404


No. 128405

File: 1575316056940.png (81.79 KB, 250x250, F4929CA2-48E0-431C-9739-6AC9FE…)

>>128404
I’m not even sure if he counts as unconventionally attractive especially if you look at his current form. He looks stereotypically attractive and cleans up well. I always thought Jack O’Connell was hot af especially compared to Nicholas Hoult who played Tony with him on Skins.

No. 128415

File: 1575325464062.jpg (84.97 KB, 450x599, Capture.JPG)


No. 128431

>>128315
most redheads' hair go darker with age.i dont think he died his hair.it just happened naturally

that said, i love rick astley.he is so cute and wholesome

No. 128436

File: 1575362919248.jpg (90.25 KB, 400x600, Michael Schur Universal Televi…)

Mike Schur is my only current male celeb crush. I'm not really ashamed to admit it, but I don't think he's considered conventionally attractive.

No. 128442

File: 1575377495579.jpg (49.47 KB, 1200x673, Cimo.jpg)

Don't really play Yu-Gi-Oh physically as shit is over priced and the playerbase is not exactly the most "healthy" and "welcoming" for lack of better, more definitive words. Though I do regularly play the game on simulator during my downtime inbetween classes to keep my mind active.

Anyways I lurk various ygo youtubers to keep up with the game, and I've kind of developed a crush on pic related, who I find to be rather cute albeit a bit soi.


Polite sage for the partial blog post.

No. 128444

>>128377
Fuck, he's cute. How old?

No. 128463

>>128444
19 according to a source I found:

>Abu Khurayra Kazaki

>He was 19. Maybe a little more or less. From the very first day, he was at home in the jamaat, as if he had a reserved spot here. He was one of those who, as well as his youth, possessed an innate charm.
>Watching his behavior and listening to him speak, it was impossible to imagine that you could ever argue with him. Merry, witty, he willingly got into conversations with his comrades, got into discussions, but somehow gently and respectfully, without straining himself or his companions.
>He practically said nothing about himself, as is acceptable among the majority of mujahideen.
>One of the older mujahideen would josh around with him: “Now then, son of the Kazakh steppes, let’s have your name. You want me to make three guesses what they call you? You’re Zhumabay. No? Well, that means you’re Tuligen or Serik.”
>“No,” he would say with a smile. “My name is Abu Khureyra.”
>That’s all we knew about him. A short life, but he left a lifelong, bright trace in the hearts of his comrade mujahideen.

No. 128469

File: 1575399509579.jpg (87.39 KB, 550x383, FL_1310053214_crop_550x383.jpg)

>>128415
The character of Hugh Laurie himself? I always thought he was pretty qt even in his shows from the 80s/90s

No. 128481

File: 1575415345056.jpg (22.73 KB, 460x288, fry-and-laurie_1414172c.jpg)

>>128469
Yeah loved him in his show with Fry and got reminded on how much I was attracted to him when I was watching House

No. 128487

>>128463
He's really, really cute. Such a shame that he had to join ISIS and die that way though. He had so much shit to live for, but threw it all away.

Saw someone post his picture on Twitter while doing my own research about him and they said he is in heaven now. Ah, yes, ISIS members get to join heaven. How could I forget.

Biggest kek.

No. 128491

File: 1575421927482.jpg (60.5 KB, 1000x741, 1000x-1.jpg)

i swear to god i'm not trolling

No. 128492

>>128491
can you at least explain why

No. 128493

>>128492
mostly the clothes honestly

No. 128494

>>128493
You are literally the type of dumbass that could get trafficked

“Shortly after arriving, she married a Dutch ISIS fighter and gave birth to two children who she says died from malnutrition and disease. Pregnant a third time, Begum fled to a refugee camp in Syria.

She was found this month by a reporter from The Times of London, who was visiting the Syrian camp that is home to 39,000 refugees containing hundreds of wives, widows and children of ISIS fighters.”


Out of all the fucked up shit I read on this hell forsaken image board you disgust me the most, volunteer with women that were hurt by them and then tell me about how hot their clothes are

What in the everloving fuck is wrong with you

No. 128495

>>128494
i'm laughing so hard anon stop i'm not actually gonna fuck some ISIS/terrorist dude. they're reprensihible people. attraction =/= action. relax with the moral police

No. 128497

>>128494
I'm wheezing at your rant right now. Chill out, you retard

No. 128500

File: 1575438127762.jpg (29.75 KB, 400x400, tumblr_pjvlqcR8Tc1w6h4q4o1_400…)

even though he's 4 years my junior i'd unironically call him daddy muta if he wanted

No. 128502

>>128500
I think I've posted him here before, he is so precious! his recent vid on being alone on the holidays really tugged my heartstrings ngl

No. 128513

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>>128494
nta but you need to chill retard lmao. Some girls find face coverings sexy for whatever reason, I think balaclavas are hot. Doesn’t mean I want some guy in a balaclava to rob me. The thread is called unconventional male attractions. You’re overreacting.

No. 128515

>>128191
He reminds me of a dog with floppy ears. In a cute way!

No. 128516

>>128513
Ok but >>128491 didn't mention face coverings, only "clothes", which doesn't explain much honestly.

>>128494 may have sperged a bit, but they're not wrong in assuming the OP meant terrorists/isis fighters.

No. 128517

>>128497
I gotta say I think it's perfectly understandable why someone isn't chill about ISIS of all things though.

No. 128523

>>128513
>>128513
but it's about specific man, not about groups of people. op is attracted to men who are wearing specific clothes and look like terrorists? that's weird. go to kink thread

No. 128526

>>128523
OP is specifically attracted to jihadi john's fresh fit

No. 128527

>>128487
>Saw someone post his picture on Twitter while doing my own research about him and they said he is in heaven now. Ah, yes, ISIS members get to join heaven. How could I forget.
We saw the same post. On that note, the Indonesian mixture of weebism and islamism is a trip. There was a deviantart page where another Indonesian girl had made a weeb fanart of the same jihadi guy. I'm sure there must be some cow material among these jihadi weeb Indonesian/Malaysian girls.

No. 128575

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joe thomas, most notably from inbetweeners but I've been watching his season of taskmaster and his demeanour is just so cute. plus imo he's attractive despite, objectively, looking like a thumb (that's why he goes in this thread kek).

No. 128630

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All this ISIS thirst posting reminded me of how badly I wanted to fuck the guy that volunteered in the YPG to fight ISIS a couple of years ago. He's ugly as shit and used to have this cringy commie ironybro twitter account.

No. 128639

>>128630
i think there's just something very sexy about revolutionaries in general. idk what it is.

No. 128642

File: 1575608795669.jpeg (44.75 KB, 460x460, F801C95A-2132-4430-B0E3-4CA3EA…)

I have the biggest crush on this lazy eyed fucker

No. 128668

>>128120
penile code

No. 128669

>>127605
that's not actually him btw. it's some lookalike that 4chan used to meme.

No. 128671

File: 1575649254441.jpg (101.41 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Big lips, nose, and a sharp jawline on men is so sexy. I have a huge crush on V from DmC5. I once had a chance with a 1/4 Indian & 3/4 British guy who fits this type and fucked it up. The regrets.

No. 128672

File: 1575649894502.jpeg (34.52 KB, 501x500, img2.thejournal.ie.jpeg)

big dick bernard

No. 128674

>>128671
Where is the unconventional/shameful part of lusting over V's model like all other fangirls?

No. 128679

>>128630
lol! pisspiggranddad… me too

No. 128680

File: 1575664791715.jpg (211.79 KB, 1280x883, c6_pixnu4aeuwhv.jpg)

>>128639
Unfortunately,yes.

No. 128684

>>128671
Idk who that guy is but I think he is conventionally attractive.

No. 128691

>>128672
this is the content i love anon omg

No. 128705

>>128669
yeah, i remember they were saying it his dad lol

No. 128718

>>128671
He’s hot

No. 128732

File: 1575745824997.jpg (52.9 KB, 620x451, twilight-zone-rod-serling.jpg)

Something about the way he talks is just so fucking hot

No. 128755

File: 1575781318950.jpeg (105.83 KB, 217x604, E2534F25-020D-472B-87ED-BB759B…)

…Anybody else?

No. 128759

>>128755
fucking yes in that dirty bed too….kill me

No. 128761

>>128755
oh yeah. i know he's written to be really gross but i find him so endearing.

No. 128785

File: 1575833112209.jpeg (7.78 KB, 267x189, descarga.jpeg)

the only shame here is his age (hes 60)

No. 128787

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No. 128788

>>128759
>>128761
Right? He’s disgusting, but very sweet and I find his stupidity cute.

No. 128789

>>128785
Tbh I’ve been feeling him lately.

No. 128792

>>128787
I respect this, he is way too old for me but he's doing good work and has a cool voice.

No. 128795

>>128792
>>128787
>>128785
Y’all realise he owes his wife a lot of $$$

No. 128798

>>128795
Post links.

No. 128799

He owed small companies money and he send dud checks to everyone, cheated on his wife and fucked up his life with debts.

Decent pedo hunter awful scrot.

No. 128800

File: 1575838489676.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 814.91 KB, 1440x918, D99C82C2-60EE-4D28-B672-AC4488…)

>>128799
Ruined the career of the intern he cheated on his wife with

No. 128801

>>128630
well he looks alright from this pic. I like the messy hair and I love a big nose on a guy

No. 128802

>>128680
what does he look like without the sunglasses though?

No. 128813

>>128799

thanks anon, now i have more reasons to be ashamed

No. 128819

File: 1575864430576.gif (1.91 MB, 245x300, fatmac.gif)

>>128755
i'm sorry anon but you're wrong, the real winner here is…

No. 128823

File: 1575878546906.jpeg (23.88 KB, 600x319, 30F0D589-6123-451D-8A30-0A9D84…)

I smoked an entire blunt before bed the other night and had an extremely vivid sex dream about Ted Bundy. The serial killer fandom is retarded and I felt no prior attraction to him at all, but my lust for him is off the charts now. inb4 kinkshaming on the unconventional attraction thread kek

No. 128828

File: 1575886677296.jpg (78.24 KB, 600x390, Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Com…)

All 3 of them could get it.

No. 128829

>>128819
too bad he would never love you back.

No. 128834

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>>128755
Ugh excellent taste anon. His innocence is such a turn on, it makes me wanna take control and molest him or something

No. 128836

>>128823
You are literally the type of dumbass that could get trafficked

“In 1975, Bundy was jailed for the first time when he was incarcerated in Utah for aggravated kidnapping and attempted criminal assault. He then became a suspect in a progressively longer list of unsolved homicides in several states. Facing murder charges in Colorado, he engineered two dramatic escapes and committed further assaults in Florida, including three murders, before his ultimate recapture in 1978. For the Florida homicides, he received three death sentences in two separate trials. Bundy was executed in the electric chair at Florida State Prison in Raiford, Florida on January 24, 1989”


Out of all the fucked up shit I read on this hell forsaken image board you disgust me the most, volunteer with women that were hurt by him and then tell me about how hot he his after smoking a blunt.

What in the everloving fuck is wrong with you

No. 128839

>>128829
he wasn’t out of the closet yet when he was fat mac—i would still try.

No. 128845

File: 1575901722437.png (1.03 MB, 1280x717, 52721B9D-0C26-4453-8E9C-232052…)

>>128836
Do everyone in this thread a favor and go pull out the giant stick that's lodged inside your asshole. Thoughtcrime isn't a thing and finding someone sexually attractive doesn't mean condoning the atrocities they committed. Thanks for the link though, his whispering at the 4:30 mark is hot as fuck

No. 128846

>>128845
I'm not even the Anon who previously replied to you but i want to call you out in your shit too.

He is ugly as fuck, his nose is crooked and ugly,his eyes look like he does drugs and is insane,his hair is ratty and his side profile looks incel-ly.

So the only reason you could find a man like this attractive is the fact that him killing and raping girls and women turns you on.

You know it's 2019 and there are psycho men like Ted Bundy all around you so why don't you go and fuck one of them and get murdered,trust me you won't be missed.

No. 128847

>>128846
not the anon, but why can't you just move on? she said she's not condoming. so who cares?
i'm also tired of posting serial killers and psychos here, but that is kind of the point i guess. btw in time people will see how weird it is and they'll stop crushing on /them/

No. 128850

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>>128802
Just google Brace Belden/Pisspiggrandad.
Since you seem interested lmao

No. 128851

>>128836
i've seen that post before is this pasta now?

No. 128856

>>128845
it's obviously a joke on >>128494

No. 128857

>>128856
oh fuck I'm an idiot lmao. Sorry anon, your joke was actually funny but I was running on 3 hours of sleep

No. 128906

File: 1575969944130.jpeg (23.63 KB, 454x675, images.jpeg)

I always wanted to fuck Thom Yorke, specially now that he's older. He's getting hotter with age imo

No. 128927

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>>128906
hard disagree, he was much hotter younger. his old looking peak was around 2003 jason evans photoshoot (he was round mid 30s?) and ever since he grew his hair out, it has been a steady decline. personal fav era is the horrible bleached hair lol, looks bad but also good.

No. 128942

File: 1575991338942.jpg (53.96 KB, 634x423, jose_mourinho.jpg)

i must have brain damage as i keep finding football managers twice my age attractive. i love this smug, overly confident and cocky bitch. his strange personality is so endearing. i've been binging his interviews and press conferences just so i can listen to his portugese accent.

No. 128950

File: 1576000863674.jpg (178.87 KB, 683x1024, dg.jpg)

tfw no filthy icelandic black metal bf

No. 128960

>>128950
ummm shit. Who is he? I'm curious.

No. 128963

File: 1576012065487.jpg (179.67 KB, 800x1200, 800px-Misþyrming_Party.San_Met…)

>>128960
He is D.G., frontman of Misthyrming and plays in a bunch of other bands too. You can find him by googling mister ming (kek)

No. 128964

>>128828
I want a Nathan for ME

No. 128965

>>127852
good taste i thought i was alone.. i know the other brothers are conventionally more attractive but he is So fucking cute it really gets to me

No. 128968

Sage for OT but I just want an Icelandic husbando but I’m not from Iceland. Where to meet Icelandic cuties in america? I have Icelandic ancestry so the culture always interested me.

No. 129018

File: 1576130586372.jpg (86.78 KB, 775x465, aspergers.jpg)

I find this autistic youtuber so hot. I don't know his name but his channel is called aspergers from the inside. he gives me gay vibes though..

No. 129026

File: 1576145958803.png (584.01 KB, 581x632, 4.png)

these are my top 4.. bob odenkirk and negan were huge obsessions for years. i like jeffrey dean morgan too but his physical presence and vibe are not.. huge enough

No. 129027

>>122332
He's how I imagine Horus from Warhammer 40k looking like tbh.

No. 129028

>>128491
He almost certainly looks like an inbred paki under the clothes, trust me.

No. 129029

File: 1576155229106.jpeg (39.54 KB, 272x346, C7AC860A-4815-4533-B370-DBAE70…)

jay baruchel in the sorcerer’s apprentice was my biggest crush when i was younger. such a qt

No. 129034

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>>129027
No way. He's Mephiston with black hair.

No. 129038

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No. 129046

>>129038
I fucking love Shavo even with his goofy beard.

No. 129266

File: 1576517284632.gif (2.67 MB, 500x278, tumblr_ded07b68e02cfb30acd17c7…)

he's so fucking beautiful
I would post him in the attractive thread but I don't want disagreeing anons screeching at me
I hope he keeps the hair as long as possible ahhh. So hyped for The Rise of Skywalker.

No. 129271

>>129266
By the amount of people finding him attractive by now he SHOULDN'T count as unconventional, but you did good. He's hot and a great actor.

No. 129274

>>128732
Wasn’t he like a turbo manlet irl? (like 5’4”)

No. 129298

>>129271
He's conventially not ugly, I guess. I think girls just like him because he's tall and has a deep voice. His face though…. Bleh.

No. 129327

>>129271
>>129298
His face is the thing I like the most about him though. I find it really attractive and soulful. Long hair really compliments it though, he looks goofy with no hair (like in the marine photo).

No. 129371

The 18 year old emo boy in this video, George.
Even though I'm already 21, I just love gangly, brooding emo guys. I can't help it.
They are useless, moody idiots, but they're so fucking cute. I wish the ones in bands weren't usually such narcissistic douchebags, though. Gerard Way was the only exception.

No. 129397

File: 1576720595588.jpeg (370.58 KB, 2048x2048, C1805B90-9E4A-4A48-8265-2729F6…)

rafe spall, i love the sad puppy dog look he has in 90% of his films (pics related) and i feel like his moans are probably adorable. idk if he even belongs here but when you look at his parents he definitely won the genetic lottery lmao

No. 129408

>>129266
Ben Solo was so beautiful in THAT scene.

No. 129434

>>129371
I thought the same, he is gorgeous

I was cackling at the part where his host family is like "i was so worried about henry, he dont know these streetz" and then they cut to george and he's just like "yehr oi feel a bit bad because these randos was all worried about me own bruvva and i dint care what shit he was in"

No. 129440

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No. 129448

>>129371
He is cute, he would've killed it on Myspace back in the day. But he's too grumpy for me, emo demeanor is nowhere near as cute as emo style kek.

No. 129460

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>>129266
he be like

No. 129533

>>128828
seconding Nathan. my friend met him at a party and he is apparently just as awkward irl

No. 129539

>>128963
I have to give you props. Way better than the vargposters here lmao

No. 129559

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No. 129562

>>129559
clicked this from the front page hoping it was in this thread. I'm usually not attracted to skinny guys at all. Finding out he was married to a librarian makes him more sexy for some reason.

No. 129575

File: 1577035195846.jpg (77.62 KB, 500x421, tumblr_ocz4vig9L01scscpvo1_500…)

>>128401
i had the biggest crush on him when he played pukey in this is england (on the right) over a decade ago, lol.

No. 129586

File: 1577043826647.jpg (286.29 KB, 1440x750, green-street-hooligans.jpg)

>>129575
I am definitely going to watch this. I have a shameful attraction to low class, chavvy looking dudes. Not skinheads in particular but still. I was super into the main dude (not Elijah) from Green Street Hooligans

No. 129589

>>127634
This. Fucking this. I always had the yellow fever since I was a kid.
I'm not really into strong masculine guys, too buffed, too skinny or too femenine. But if they show good character I'm all into them.
What's left for me as a normeebo? Not much, I can't get into kpop or average anime guys because either they look like they rape children as breakfast or they look like tomboys.
Are fictional characters allowed? I have this character that even the cast calls "average looking" and I would like what you guys think.
Also Joji is hot, I would date him or his offspring.

No. 129593

File: 1577046622418.jpeg (45.55 KB, 400x400, jimmy urine.jpeg)

>>123935
same but unashamed

No. 129594

File: 1577046914945.jpg (77.14 KB, 750x906, dahvie vanity.jpg)

also Dahvie Vanity he's a total piece of shit but he was a cute scenie weenie

No. 129600

>>129594
I'd hit it…with a frying pan.
This man brutally rapes teenage girls.

No. 129607

File: 1577056942091.jpeg (34.02 KB, 411x510, 4A801FA8-AA05-439F-895A-E91458…)

>>129600
IKR dude is disgusting. There’s plenty of other garden variety scene dudes to choice from but this guy. Also he look crazy different in high school apparently. Wonder if he’s had work done.

No. 129613

File: 1577071428415.jpeg (80.09 KB, 1280x718, watchmen-episode-5-1195212-128…)

Only unconventional because he's now 71 years old, but Jeremy Irons in Watchmen is So. Fucking. Hot.

No. 129621

File: 1577079367212.jpg (27.28 KB, 380x380, 7a9ecbd9-120c-447b-a2e6-04ffd1…)

On top of all the other things that make him unfuckable he also is gay, but I find him so hot

No. 129627

>>126186
He has really nice eyes, I like his chemistry with Jenny Slate

No. 129629

File: 1577087602701.jpg (69.83 KB, 720x480, stormare-fargo2-720x480.jpg)

Peter Stormare, he looks like a mafia hit guy and a little like my dad in the nose. I'm usually into twinky younger guys though.

No. 129633

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>>129621
he's not remotely cute lmao. it's all angles, like any youtube thot.

No. 129637

>>129633
For me it's more his voice/accent/mannerisms since I mostly find him hot in videos and not in pictures

No. 129653

>>129586 here, back after watching the movie (it was good, great performances). I have to retract
>Not skinheads in particular
Their fashion is hot af so now it includes them in particular.

No. 129670

>>129575
youve unintentionally posted another shamefully attractive guy with gilgun on the left. he always looks sleazy but it works

No. 129698

>>129266
He looked so damn pretty at the end of IX

No. 129702

>>129266
not a kyle fag but that half of a smile at the end of the 9th gals… almost cried

No. 129708

>>129266
I prefer his hair shorter, back in his Girls era.

No. 129760

File: 1577316527622.jpg (29.61 KB, 400x301, cunt.jpg)

>>128630
>>128639
I lurked a board he posted on in late 00s, he was a coke snorting teenage deliquent back then, kek. Many jokes about his resemblance to the cunt destroyer jpg were cracked there also.

No. 129881

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No. 129883

File: 1577485328481.jpg (12.33 KB, 300x300, duckworth-jon-image.jpg)

>>129881

YESSSSSS

Liquid Chris was the epitome of adorkable and I wish that this was the real Chris's personality.

He looks so cute now, I can't

No. 129891

>>129629
I always wanted to fuck him. He's sexy as hell

No. 129978

File: 1577578998518.jpg (251.27 KB, 1124x2000, EMLaIp8UEAAghOG.jpg)

Shane Dawson. I know he's been posted but when I was looking for Nikocado drama updates I found this picture and thought he looked hot lmfao. It's probably because he's standing next to Nik.

No. 129982

>>129440
No shame, would absolutely fuck. He's so soft spoken and seems kinda subby, normally not into that but for him would.

No. 130004

File: 1577635981635.jpg (29.74 KB, 630x423, simon-pegg.jpg)

Simon Pegg, no shame. I have a crush on him since Shaun of the Dead, such a cutie.

>>129266
Saw ROTS this week and I'm want to dig my hands in his fluffy hair.

No. 130022

>>130004
But why? He's got a big round lightbulb head and he seems like a smug twat who loves the smell of his own farts.

No. 130029

>>129274
wtf I love Rod Serling now

No. 130039

File: 1577665361069.jpeg (22.99 KB, 480x240, A756DF2F-3FAB-473E-B115-1ADF80…)

Sick Boy too but I’m not sure if it’s fair to include him given he was the most attractive and normal (at first at least) of the bunch.

No. 130042

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>>129613
Backpacking off this. Stg I’m not ddlgfag but unironically Lolita Jeremy Irons. Also his voice is sexy for audiobooks.

No. 130044

>>130042
I hate to admit it but huge same. He's actually a giant dickhead irl and has sad some really unhinged homophobic and misogynistic shit but I'd still smash.

No. 130062

File: 1577696782072.jpg (14.99 KB, 236x416, ashcroft.jpg)

Richard Ashcroft of The Verve. I've been made fun of so much for this.

No. 130080

File: 1577725077023.jpg (75.73 KB, 900x600, Wright-96-Wien.jpg)

>>130042

he looks like rick wright from pink floyd imo

No. 130097

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>>130039
What I wouldn't give for a threesome with Rent Boy and Sick Boy at their lowest (inb4 imminent HIV infection) or some crazy sex with Begbie. The sheer violence and trashiness of them is a big turn on

No. 130113

>>130022
>But why
lol you could ask that about the whole thread

No. 130117

>>130039
the most normal guy iirc was that blondie with cat allergy

No. 130124

File: 1577825649520.jpeg (516.04 KB, 3243x2027, F6F45B8F-FF84-480B-8BEC-47ED89…)

>>130117
>cat allergy
top kek anon. If it was truly just a cat allergy making him look like that, then hell I'd fuck him too

No. 130208

>>130124
LUCIUS VORENUS

No. 130216


No. 130238

File: 1578013490192.png (1.84 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (463).png)

was watching some 80s comedies, he seems too pure to have sexual relations with though so im def ashamed

No. 130239

File: 1578014851501.jpg (195.42 KB, 750x972, cc.jpg)

IAMX/Chris Corner

No. 130254

File: 1578049593160.gif (5.75 MB, 600x254, 42B09667-4D78-4CA2-BCF7-6472F7…)

If it weren’t for Duke’s ugly ass haircut, I don’t think he would fit.. (especially in scenes like the desert race). Alas. Gonzo too.

>>130097
Hnnnngff anon pls

No. 130266

>>130124
He starts taking smack and gets toxoplasmosis from his kitten. He looks like shit from the smack.

>>130039
my bf looks like young Spud. He is such a cutie.

No. 130269

File: 1578066379656.jpg (246.51 KB, 850x638, maxijazz.jpg)

The scrawny black guy from Faithless. His voice combined with his skelly ass cheekbones and bug eyes does things to me.

No. 130307

>>130239

same, anon. Pretty sure he's an anachan though

No. 130317

File: 1578129806146.jpg (1.1 MB, 1080x1439, NUP_173272_0657.jpg)

I posted in the conventional male thread about how he was cute in the early 90's but didn't think he aged well at all. Ever since I started watching Mr. Robot I take it all back, I'm horny for Christian Slater at all ages and deeply ashamed of it.

No. 130332

File: 1578154834580.jpeg (40.01 KB, 293x473, E8F2DE05-E30B-47D8-ADF3-6A6847…)

been watching a lot of columbo lately.

No. 130336

>>130332
He's unconventional? I've always found him to be a hottie. Everyone tells me I have bad taste though.

No. 130339

>>130336
you answered yourself

No. 130349

File: 1578171814193.jpg (25.58 KB, 500x281, tumblr_4a411bc0253a1a4534d2331…)

He's actually cute as hell normally, imo, but there's something about him in this role specifically?

>>130332
anon, I…

No. 130363

>>130307
i know, and with his history of other mental illness i wouldn't be shocked if he were. he looks a hell of a lot better than he did 3 years ago at least.

No. 130371

File: 1578206418253.jpg (64.84 KB, 1200x898, columbae.jpg)

>>130332
Fuck yeah! He'd make you cum, leave the room, turn around, say "and another thing…" and make you cum again.

No. 130380


No. 130437

File: 1578304067139.png (1.44 MB, 681x1024, PeapHEe.png)

Steve Naghavi from And One

i will listen to So klinkt Liebe on repeat just for his little growl after the 2nd verse

No. 130463

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There's nothing more shameful for me than admitting I'd want to fuck a kpop twink, especially one that's a washed-up hasbeen. I outgrew being a kpopfag when I was in high school, but it's like the stress in my life currently is making me regress or something lol

extra shameful because this guy was exposed multiple times for being a terrible person and a narcissist. honestly he's kind of a lolcow in his own right.

No. 130483

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>>130437
Legit thought this was Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode and was all holy shit yes.

No. 130498

File: 1578390910004.jpg (235.79 KB, 1600x900, delicioussoy.jpg)

>>130062
fuck he's kind of cute.
i love naturally scrawny skelly boys like that. i've barely discovered Tim Rogers and goddamn i wanna fuck him so badly.
there's just something about guys like him that get me off easily. fuck if dumbass incels looked like this i'd take all their fucking virginitys in a heart beat.
fuck sorry for the thirst post but tbh give me all the soy.

No. 130506

File: 1578410118868.jpeg (23.36 KB, 273x275, 0C0AEEA4-2CC0-43C3-89BC-E58D8A…)

Limmy. I love him so much. His accent is sublime and his dead eyes are hot. When I watch his streams I feel so safe.

No. 130523

>>130498
Oh my god, I love Tim Rogers. I'm not attracted to him, but he fills me with so much joy. I wish I could be him.

No. 130534

File: 1578444926616.jpg (19.33 KB, 450x250, limmys-show-season-1-episode-1…)

>>130506
I feel that, anon. Whenever I've had a bad day I'll binge Limmy's Show, for some reason it's so comforting to me.

No. 130541

Luka Magnotta. Physically, he's conventionally attractive, but I can't help but feel absolutely disgusted with myself for finding him attractive. I don't even want to post a photo of him because I feel so disgusted. I know he's a horrible person and a literal narcissist, so finding him attractive makes me feel very shallow.

He recorded himself killing cats and murdered a man.

No. 130543

>>130541
I usually get pretty happy when I find people who live(d) in the same province as me, hes not one of them lol. I’m glad the Netflix show is shedding more light on him.

No. 130544

>>122293
Maybe they remind you of your father?

No. 130551

>>130541
he is not conventionally attractive

No. 130552

>>130551
He is with longer hair and when he was younger

No. 130556

>>130552
he was not

No. 130559

>>130541
he's not conventionally attractive though. he looks like a walking botched plastic surgery case.
are you a fag hag anon?

No. 130562

>>130559
Honestly, I have crushes on gay men a lot because I like feminine men… maybe that's why? I really thought he was conventionally attractive, though! I guess I just have no clue.

No. 130572

File: 1578504782102.jpg (22.21 KB, 480x360, hw5no_E2HkYghlLjxV4XgzEA8R2JPr…)

>>130437
I'm so happy someone else out there still listens to And One! I've never looked up pictures or videos because I really like his voice and I was worried it would ruin it somehow if I found him unattractive. I'm pleased to say this is not the case.

Here's my contribution. Christian James Oppel/Godforbid from That Handsome Devil

No. 130594

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No. 130609

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No. 130610

>>130239
oh christ I just wanna hold him. it’s super cringey but I feel like he has a really beautiful soul

No. 130613

>>130609
OH MY GOD YES ANon i had such a big crush on him i love artsy men he's so sensible and INFP but then became edgy and his edginess made me love him even more

No. 130620

>>130609
Who is this???

No. 130624

File: 1578570247824.png (518.78 KB, 765x863, Arin_Hanson.png)

>>121350
I'm deeply ashamed to admit that I have a slight crush on Arin from Game Grumps.. he is disgusting but he somewhat resembles my ex.
PS: finding a normal photo of him was so fucking hard.

No. 130627

File: 1578572988114.png (352.28 KB, 500x333, Li1uSXC.png)

>>130572
i'm glad to hear your opinion of him is positive.
i've only started actively listening to And One recently, but i still remember Panzermensch from an amv video i saw on someone's gaia online account like 9 years ago.

also he's quite cute wearing a suit.

No. 130628

>>130624
I'm super attracted to him. Yeah, following his drama and shenanigans is funny, and I do think he's an idiot sometimes. But if he and Suzy ever split up, I want his dick.

No. 130656

File: 1578623342656.jpeg (72.08 KB, 729x887, A18C60F2-4FC1-4182-8B04-5CD273…)

I said I had a celeb crush on him at dinner with friends when we were talking about midsommar and all of them acted like I was blind /:

No. 130657

>>130656
He’s actually cute in a weird alien way

No. 130661

>>130656
disgusting

No. 130668

File: 1578639761323.gif (2.6 MB, 540x250, A66FA839-6E23-4163-9B46-B3C5DD…)

>>130656
God, he was so fucking hot in Bandersnatch.

No. 130671

>>130668
ok, I thought the anon had no taste but his vibe here was hot, agree.

No. 130673

>>129629
Oh yeah, I've seen him in a couple of Nic Cage movies and he's gorgeous

No. 130674

>>129607
Lol shouldn't he look better… if he had work done?

No. 130698

File: 1578681267491.jpeg (63.14 KB, 828x719, D75C5C03-BF42-478D-9047-958F3E…)

>>130673
Speaking of which, Nic Cage was super cute when he was young, in a cartoon puppy way

No. 130791

>>130698
Young Nic Cage looks like a sexy Droopy Dog gijinka.

No. 130914

>>130498
fuckkkk i was literally coming to comment Tim Rogers. i would do terrible terrible things to him.

No. 130944

>>121417
I find him cute sometimes, but idk, he's such a pure soul that I can't even think of him being sexual? He's also really private about his sexuality and I think there's a chance he's asexual.

No. 131007

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>>130698
I don't even like mustaches but I looove the way he looks here

No. 131119

File: 1579379947356.jpg (1.38 MB, 3000x2240, downloadfile.jpg)

He will always have a special place in my heart, even though looking like this now.

No. 131121

>>131119
Same. Nothing can erase what MCR did for the teen me.

No. 131151

>>131119
He may be old and fat now but at least he still has a babyface with cute features. He could be aging beautifully if he took care of himself.

No. 131168

File: 1579444521896.jpg (71.17 KB, 710x325, defense-large.jpg)

will the nsa fuck me up for this

No. 131184

File: 1579458409535.jpg (122.5 KB, 736x1000, ike-barinholtz-premiere-neighb…)

Ike Barinholtz is a cutie

No. 131185

File: 1579458785880.jpg (15.25 KB, 480x360, blackadder2.jpg)

>>121350
Fuck it, been ashamed for 8 years since I've seen Blackadder II (don't get me wrong, I'm thirsty STRICTLY for Rowan in season 2 of the show). I hate being a historyfag. However, would 1000% peg him with a hot poker as punishment for debt evasion.

>>121797
I love Ashens, but he has something of an Akira-face-syndrome. Not shaming you at all, I just want to do this to his face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhGyNGoR2g>>128176

>>128491
>>129594
>>130541
Thread awards for "Most Shameful (Please Love Yourselves)"

No. 131187

File: 1579460338394.jpg (35.82 KB, 696x392, ari_aster-696x392.jpg)

I would love to cuddle with him and discuss obscure japanese art films

No. 131194

File: 1579481800487.jpg (46.86 KB, 480x854, 5bae34bbda6bbd058a4db4e22adac1…)

This chilean youtuber is my type. My eyes where blessed thanks to my little cousing, who found him like two years ago. I don't watch his content unless I'm with him mostly because I don't care about Mario games or Dragon Ball, and my cousinh stays chill.
If only he uploaded more content to his instagram. His looks, his humor, ay papi.

No. 131200

File: 1579502232776.jpg (8.55 KB, 214x317, jonny.jpg)

he's objectively ugly but I find him so sexy, plus his character is cold and aloof which turns me on… watching elementary makes me feel giddyness I haven't felt in years. I hate developing feelings for fictional characters

No. 131206

File: 1579521860965.jpeg (86.03 KB, 1200x800, 6D7964D3-7AF2-4DED-8640-6164EC…)

No one will ever convince me otherwise.

No. 131211

>>131206
Easily the worst on this thread.

No. 131219

>>131200
Objectively ugly? He wouldn't have so many shirtless scenes if that was true.
It is a great show though.

No. 131221

>>131206

you are worse than the bundyfuckers

No. 131230

File: 1579565292537.png (1.42 MB, 902x1264, Screen Shot 2020-01-20 at 6.03…)

Alex from that documentary Free Solo. His face isn't that cute and he has an elementary school haircut, but his hands get me. And the fact that he can pull himself up the equivalent of two Empire State Buildings

No. 131243

File: 1579591597644.jpeg (152.38 KB, 720x1080, 104F7FB7-8D95-470C-9EF0-C6123F…)

I fell asleep watching curb your enthusiasm the other night and I had a dream I was dating Larry David. he was a passionate lover. I would give anything to have him tell me to shut the fuck up

No. 131255

>>131184
He looks like Doug Stanhope.

No. 131297

I just really love his voice and the insight he gives onto things. His videos of Paranoia Agent and Perfect Blue are really good. I think it's the voice that mainly gets me. It just sounds so friendly, yet not in an obnoxious or annoying way, and relaxing at the same time. I wish more youtubers didn't use background music, unless it's very fitting or relaxing.

No. 131299

>>131297
he's fairly conventionally attractive though. moreso than his voice, which makes me picture a skinny glasses-wearing nerd

No. 131302

>>131299
nta but you and I must have different ideas of what conventionally attractive is

No. 131304

File: 1579763133728.jpg (12.38 KB, 236x313, ca2739c2da42b9ff693ae761cbba3f…)

Gary Oldman is my OG crush. Especially when he was younger but ngl still find him kinda hot even though I'm not into older guys

No. 131305

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No. 131365

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>>131305
>>131304
Is he even unconventional though? He's fucking gorgeous, even now. (Ps. Watch Scarlet Letter if you haven't. Not a good film but dripping with hot young Gary.)

No. 131366

File: 1579841290528.jpeg (106.52 KB, 1024x576, drafculafd.jpeg)

>>131365
omg i'm such an idiot nta but i didn't even realize gary oldman was dracula in the 1992 movie. yeah he's hot.

No. 131373

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No. 131376

File: 1579876854683.jpg (18.83 KB, 336x450, Richard-Brake.jpg)

I have like the biggest crush on Richard Brake idk why… I guess you could say he is unconventionally attractive.. like srsly I find him extremley hot and I would totally let him do me haha

No. 131383

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Ricky Gervais was criminally hot when he was younger. Even now I still would

No. 131384

>>131383
I don't believe that's Ricky Gervais. wtf he looks nothing like his present self.

No. 131393

>>131365
That's true, he is/was gorgeous. I guess I just thought of him as being unconventional because a lot of his famous roles are ugly ones like when he acted that drug dealer. And yeah Scarlet Letter was hot.

>>131366
Hahaha. I forever love Bram Stoker's Dracula.

No. 131396


No. 131397

>>131373
He looks like Mac from It's Always Sunny….

No. 131435

File: 1580020454787.jpg (3.23 MB, 2310x3240, Lawrence_Oates_c1911.jpg)

Lawrence Oates from the Terra Nova expedition

He was described as being incredibly aloof, didn't say much but everyone loved him. I guess it's his dark hair and dark eyes. He was also rich haha

No. 131459

File: 1580064043800.jpeg (379.73 KB, 2500x1666, FDA56ECB-1BB8-4617-ACDD-4CCA94…)

I’m only ashamed because I feel like a trend-chaser for finding him extremely hot. His voice is also so attractive

No. 131487

File: 1580139170889.jpg (389.49 KB, 945x994, Untitled.jpg)

nardwuar

that energy. that charisma

No. 131489

>>131383
Yoooo wtf

No. 131520

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No. 131522

>>131459
I was hoping someone would post him. His stage presence is so hot but I also love how adorable he is in casual pics.

No. 131523

File: 1580197437230.jpg (28.34 KB, 292x435, brian.jpg)

It's a shame he didn't age very gracefully. He used to be gorgeous.

No. 131524

>>131523
idk i like placebo but i have always gotten conflicting soft-AGP troon vibes from him

No. 131527

File: 1580207606905.jpg (50.46 KB, 409x612, gettyimages-85341065-612x612.j…)

Similar-ish to the Brian Molko anon, I absolutely love young Nicky Wire. He's not aged well imo but I fucking loved his dress wearing phase. I don't normally like tall, skinny men but I just find him so attractive idk.

No. 131537

>>131522
Agreed. The contrast between on and off stage is a huge part of the appeal. I also enjoyed their new music video quite a lot after having watched the interviews

No. 131603

File: 1580345126292.png (801.57 KB, 632x737, him.PNG)

pinterest always finds the special people

No. 131606

>>131206
Are you the same anon that posted him in the men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck thread? I refuse to believe there are two of you.

No. 131608

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>>130062
you hang with some lames then because RIchard Ashcroft was beautiful. Big lips and puffy, dark bedhead hair…

I submit young Pete Burns. what he did to his angelic face was tragic.

No. 131619

>>131608
he already had plastic surgery done to achieve this face but agreed

No. 131620

>>131608
Pete was beautiful. His face ended up a mess but I still loved him and thought he was great.

No. 131635

File: 1580401483991.png (962.19 KB, 750x500, pete.png)

>>131608
agreed. i dunno what he was doing but it looked like trooning out even though he claimed otherwise

No. 131652

File: 1580409489535.jpg (61.84 KB, 472x742, davidsylvian1.jpg)

Androgyny without trooning out is a dying breed these days. I like pictures of this guy when he had this hair, it's hard to describe why but he's pretty while also definitely a man (looking at his other pictures and his hands), if I couldn't tell then it would hit the uncanny valley. Like all he had to do was get up and style himself a certain way whereas men who try to mask their masculine features and go overboard with it like drag queens give me the creeps.

>>124142
lol I always thought he had the most stereotypical Japanese eyebrows ever. His natural voice is soothing.

No. 131673

File: 1580422120996.jpg (44.82 KB, 480x640, df72ae8a213d0ecae4dcf00149c1d9…)

>>131652
70s into 80s was a good era for pretty boys. It started to seem gay in pop culture instead of cool in the 90s, so all these potential pretty boys started growing beards and never looked back. The only ones who stayed pretty were for the most part gay. It is a travesty for the heterosexual women of the world who get their hearts broken by Lance Basses and Ezra Millers all around the globe. This is all theory. Here is young Adam Ant too. He aged into current day Johnny Depp though so don't look up modern pics.

No. 131676

>>121703
He´s so pretty, and since he is such a horrible human being I could tie him up and punish him and not feel bad it.

No. 131679

>>131676
What he do

No. 131682

>>131679
tl;dr:
>>121715

Come on now, anon.

No. 131687

>>131673
I remember years ago, I was OBSESSED with early 80s Adam Ant. He was the perfect man to me. The perfect combination of pretty and masculine. It's a shame he's not hot anymore, although age is inevitable.

No. 131688

>>131606
No, I'm afraid that was a different anon with excellent taste.

No. 131695

>>131687
Unfortunately for pretty boy aficionados they often age like shit. But yeah 80s Adam Ant was about as good as they come.

Personally I'm hoping the popularity of kpop triggers a new wave of beardless soft lipped guys with bedhead all over the world.

No. 131720

>>131679
He's moderator on incels.co. He's even worse of a misogynist than your average incel.

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No. 131729

>>131687
I love his videos. This one makes no sense but it's hot.

No. 131739

>>131606
Oh no it >>131688 multiplies!

No. 131743

File: 1580506524703.jpeg (64.1 KB, 968x681, 08F15C01-1E03-4E63-BE01-527510…)

I'd like nothing more than a painfully awkward threesome with these two. No one's words can hurt me because I'm already dead inside

No. 131746

>>131743
jfc same

No. 131764

File: 1580557405058.jpeg (171.85 KB, 1000x1000, B453D356-61C7-4908-9439-696846…)

>>128672
How long until we acknowledge the elephant in the room and recognize the underlying raw sex appeal of Bernie Sanders? He radiates confidence and you can just tell he's always been a generous lover. My loins ache for Big Dick Bernard

No. 131772

>>121350
I mentioned this in another thread but Filthy Frank. I know that Joji certainly has his fangirls but I don't even like him as himself. Purely attracted to him as greasy Frank..

Makes no sense

No. 131790

File: 1580578070963.png (1.28 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200201-172434.png)

Seconding Lil Peep and Peter Steele. Graenolf (YouTuber) is my unconventional male attraction.

No. 131797

>>131790
I find him hot too which is strange because he kind of has effeminate features and is so far from being remotely my usual type. cheers anon

No. 131800

File: 1580584874204.jpg (10.81 KB, 262x320, young.gene.wilder.jpg)

please say I'm not the only one

No. 131806

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>>131790
Thirded tbh… Graenolf is textbook conventionally attractive though, anon. His videos are also kind of good sometimes.

No. 131867

File: 1580683644124.jpg (58.75 KB, 900x900, 1574661154042.jpg)

All of yours are actually decent compared to mine…

No. 131874

File: 1580692554233.jpeg (35.61 KB, 376x373, 66C49420-1BDA-4092-B814-493D53…)

>>131867
God, I hate the way he screams at Micaiyla but shit I would love to tower him and look him straight in the eye while he screws me

No. 131878

File: 1580704632056.jpeg (40.07 KB, 500x292, FA4DC447-C46E-4922-9FFF-52898E…)

I’m not sure honestly if this is unconventional but I always found Christopher Poole attractive

No. 131880

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>>131800
Absolutely not the only one. I wouldn't even say he's an "unconventional" male attraction. Based.

No. 131881

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>>131800
I’m with you, too, anon. He was sexy as all hell, talented, had a voice like a dream.

No. 131885

>>131878
he is cute anon! he really is the only redeeming thing about 4chan lmao

No. 131894

Erich Bergen in Jersey boys
I can't explain it

No. 131895

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No. 131897

File: 1580746789194.jpg (248.04 KB, 609x784, 20200203_172000.jpg)

He looks like sad dog in every picture

No. 131917

>>131895
c u t e
I miss him

No. 131926

>>131895
His nose is cute™

No. 131950

File: 1580788569261.gif (797.58 KB, 245x190, floki.gif)

I love his spergish giggle

No. 131951

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No. 132417

File: 1580949976039.gif (3.82 MB, 636x357, HyO4Jlw.gif)

blake griffin, i want his neandertal ass

No. 132462

File: 1580995722778.gif (1.58 MB, 480x200, 4A951723-469F-4A4C-B858-2E6E06…)

I know the character is a caricature but he just presses all the right buttons for me… Be still, my stupid heart

No. 132471

>>132417
This gif pisses me off

No. 132477

>>132417
he looks abusive

No. 132572

File: 1581151364747.jpg (1.37 MB, 1940x2048, josephruskin.jpg)

I was watching the Twilight Zone episode with the genie and I became suddenly attracted to this man

Which is weird because when I first saw him, he looked creepy but as the episode continued I felt more and more drawn to him

No. 132605

File: 1581218712939.gif (970.25 KB, 500x369, buster.gif)

my beautiful buster keaton. honestly feel in love.

No. 132606

>>131487

this is bold and i respect it.

No. 132608

File: 1581223273956.jpeg (37.6 KB, 554x554, 767CA965-2330-4F26-9F8B-E63135…)

>>132605
oh hell yes anon. even though he looks vaguely alien there’s something about those sleepy eyes and mopey mouth that get to me. he looks cute in his hat too

No. 132614

File: 1581231794863.gif (3.59 MB, 268x300, 89A398A2-BEEE-453A-9BF8-E612E8…)

God I have such a crush on Jeffrey Combs and his small uppity nose

No. 132615

File: 1581237079530.png (875.77 KB, 795x603, thesetwo.PNG)

One's an old crush from my kid years, the other one is a hate crush gone rogue.

For modern context, one's got a dead career and the other one is heavily political.

No. 132618

File: 1581250197894.jpg (937.22 KB, 1440x720, Slowthai.jpg)

idk he seems so whacky but whenever i see him in interviews he comes across really intelligent and funny

No. 132619

File: 1581250289873.jpg (287.33 KB, 618x412, rhett-link.jpg)

my first youtube crushes

No. 132621

>>132619
link is a little dumb but man i wanna bang him like a screen door in a hurricane

No. 132624

>>132619
I still can't figure out if I think beard man is hot or not.

No. 132626

wish i was joking

No. 132629

>>132626
Fuck, me too sis.

No. 132636

>>131297
I love his voice so much ;_;

No. 132639

>>132626
YES! He pushes the right "brown-skinned-lanky-awkward-italian-twink" niche button for me that i've had since forever. Anon, you shouldn't be ashamed.

No. 132657

File: 1581305966395.jpeg (179.59 KB, 406x590, E92B4E22-BC6B-4FDB-B66C-261F15…)

I know he’s been posted here but…I want to fuck Dennis from iasip, he’s not my ‘type’ eIther which makes my attraction up him even more confounding.
Fat mac too.

No. 132658


No. 132662

>>132657
Oh my god anon, the crazier he gets the more i wanna slap him around and make those cheeks clap. In some ways charlie too? At least he has some redeeming qualities in the show though.

No. 132681

File: 1581359591755.jpeg (40.25 KB, 646x431, 0316E2DE-0BF3-426D-8836-849439…)

>>132624
>>132619
rhett reminds me of hank scorpio

No. 132693

File: 1581378038189.jpg (6.28 KB, 300x200, 5616.jpg)

I don't even give a shit at this point, but I'd let Buscemi do unspeakable things to me. I don't even know why.

>>132614
Fuck yes. Jeffrey Combs is so adorable. Have you seen From Beyond?

No. 132707

>>132693
Hell yeah, seeing him without the glasses he wore in Reanimator just made him ever more adorable. He was cute in that anthology film The Evil Clergyman too. that movie is weird though and he ends up tongue kissing a rat thing.

No. 132711

>>132619
7th grade me loved Link’s little hair flips for some reason. I even joined their forums back when they had them.

No. 132724

>>127339
after his concert in Berlin i must say he's like the cutest boy to ever exist

No. 132727

File: 1581466489502.gif (2.58 MB, 500x282, WigglyLeadingGar-size_restrict…)

Idubbbz but only in the Asian Jake Paul video

No. 132745

>>132727
He’s definitely got 5.3 inch dick energy

No. 132748

>>132657
Dennis is conventionally attractive though. He's a terrible person but I'd definitely hit it if I didn't have to deal with his bullshit before or after though lol.

Early season Mac and Charlie were qts. They looked better than Dennis did imo. And Cricket was cute before he became a crackhead.

No. 132751

>>132727
I remember he had blondish hair in one video and I thought it was cute. but it was the only time

No. 132763

>>132727
I felt something when I saw him in the 'shock collar challenge' video but then I felt more when Joji was the one getting shocked.. Maybe I'm just a sadist

No. 132771

I wish the title of the thread was still "Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck", but here's mine.
I just watched the video and I find this autistic man hot.

No. 132772

>>132748
>>132657
Fuck, now I'm imagining my harem of four horsemen of bottom bitches Dennis, Charlie, Mac and priest Cricket!

No. 132832

File: 1581669808590.jpeg (195.36 KB, 667x1000, F25B43C4-0FD7-427D-9888-3ECF59…)

My Good Place would be fucking Ted Danson in character as Michael, I wanna dominate that demon ass

No. 132860

>>132657
He's hot

No. 132873

File: 1581781328067.png (2.5 MB, 1280x958, BAA7AB3D-B7FE-492C-A958-2C3282…)

Picture somewhat unrelated but Elijah was so qt and soft in the trilogy.

No. 132920

>>132873
I don't think that's unconventional, surely everyone agrees he was qt af as Frodo? Such pretty eyes.

No. 132923

>>132873
eh I think of hobbits as being underage/kids even though frodo was supposed to be like 40, he's like 17 in my head

No. 132926

>>132832
this except he dom me

No. 132935

File: 1581922119784.png (954.97 KB, 900x708, THICCboris.png)

I think he is kinda cute and idek wtf he looks like

No. 132941

>>132935
Same anon, he's just very sweet and chipper. That video where he teared up when a fan gave him an iPhone really hit me. Russia is very poor, selling that iPhone was probably a month or two of rent for him if he decided to.

No. 132942

>>132935
Boris can cook for me anyday. He is funny and seems like a nice person.

No. 132945

File: 1581935932776.jpg (326.35 KB, 1280x688, 20190604_105044.jpg)

he's a great actor. lolcow and 4chan call him "trap" but i still love him even if he looks like rat junkie sometimes

No. 132964

File: 1581961921634.jpg (79.8 KB, 770x770, b94927edafd6c95f87614d135a9679…)

I have a huge thing for Ghostemane, idk why but long hair on guys looks so fucking attractive. (also i really love ghostemane and his music if you couldn't tell)

No. 132965

>>132964
>Adidas tracksuit
>no hardbass
Son I'm disappoint

No. 132977

>>132727
He has an amazing smile but the top half of his face is so weirdly balanced. Guys with that sense of humor make me wary, I only found Frank funny because his channel makes it obvious he's playing a character and forcing some of that edge but iDubbbz? I don't know.

No. 132990

File: 1582012138287.jpeg (500.81 KB, 2048x2048, FABCF631-D2A6-4715-9E39-59D348…)

i had the biggest crush on skandar keynes when i was a kid and he was in the narnia films. not sure if he’s considered attractive or not nowadays but he’s still crazy cute to me lol

No. 133031

>>132727
this is the cringiest gif i've ever seen i'm getting 2016 secondhand embarassment

No. 133036

>>132990
I find him cute too, didn't he disappear though? I don't think he's been in any movies since Narnia

No. 133041

File: 1582095233402.png (147.18 KB, 750x430, Screen-Shot-2017-05-04-at-7.04…)

Pls no bully but I think 90s era Jim Carrey could get it

No. 133042

File: 1582097412665.jpeg (236.09 KB, 1600x1079, 63C8E014-94D0-42F2-9288-3EA3C6…)

>>133041
no bully anon, he was actually really cute when he was younger

No. 133045

File: 1582103368107.jpg (111.24 KB, 1200x1200, a1695172572_10.jpg)

Rusty Cage. I feel cringe for this because he's a youtuber and acts like an edge lord which is a bit blegh but there's just something about him that I find attractive. He has that tired/sickly look and idk why it just does something for me.

No. 133046

>>133041
Not bullying but I was living in Ireland around the time that his irish ex gf killed herself. Her suicide note was printed in newspapers here and it was specifically written to him about things he put her through. It was so fucked up that now years later I still can't watch a film with him in it

No. 133047

>>133046
didn't he give her a load of STDs and shit like that?

No. 133048

>>133047
He got her hooked on drugs and there was all sorts of fucked up stuff with sex, cheating, prostitution and several STDs.

His lawyers insisted the STD claims were a money grab because she did sue him over it, She had herpes and HPV. She insisted it was true til the day she took her life, including writing it in the suicide note.

No. 133058

>>133045
are you the resident Kaneoya Sachiko sperg or is this just a coincidence?

No. 133060

>>133058
I had to google who/what that was, so no, definitely not me. Guess it's a coincidence then. Who's the Kaneoya Sachko sperg?

No. 133069

>>133048
I feel like every other day I learn that another famous man is actually an abusive swine. Disappointing.

No. 133077

>>133041
Oh god yes please, especially him in Liar Liar

No. 133081

File: 1582151726084.png (301.41 KB, 385x607, cb3mqyji2kh01.png)

>>133045
Young Steve Buscemi vibes

No. 133083

>>133081
I'm all about those tired eyes apparently.

No. 133087

>>133081
he really got me as donny in the big lebowski for some reason. those kind eyes

No. 133096

File: 1582170227308.jpg (484.55 KB, 544x304, Edward-Nygma-jim-carrey-101403…)

>>133042
It's not so much that I think he's ugly or he's known for being ugly. But he's rather unconventional due his over the top facial expressions (which I find to be oddly hot) plus this >>133046 and the fact that he had a rather disastrous interview with a female reporter that made him look like a total pig. I thought he was known for being nice and mild mannered but I guess not.

Still like some of his work though, even if he's a terrible person. And I still think he was oddly attractive in the 90s. The few times in Batman Forever where he's dressed all nice (like pic related). Oof.

No. 133100

>>131243

anon I just had the same dream 2 weeks ago and i cant watch the new season without thinking about it

No. 133102

File: 1582190684567.jpeg (91.58 KB, 666x1000, B13671C0-E6A3-407D-B7F3-677FE0…)

I love this goofy idiot. I go absolutely weak in the knees for tall lanky men.

No. 133108

>>133096
He's giving me Patrick Bateman vibes. hot

No. 133111

File: 1582200023340.jpg (213.45 KB, 1170x1755, CAGETHEELEPHANTXPATTERN_EbyJAM…)

Matt Shultz. He's weird, but has a lot of charisma i guess

No. 133137

File: 1582250803680.jpeg (92.6 KB, 500x280, 0236e7141a0f636ab085bd944fc046…)

Jeremy, the weird brother from Get Out.

No. 133138

>>133137
hate to agree with you here

No. 133148

>>133137
>>133138
disgusting.

No. 133167

>>133137
He was posted 4 days ago. Very cute tho

No. 133170

File: 1582299448257.png (196.55 KB, 500x283, hal.png)

i'm gonna fuck malcolms dad

No. 133189

>>133137
i had a weird sick fetish when i was younger (if i still have it i refuse to admit it) and LOVED him in the film antiviral

No. 133190

File: 1582338068961.jpg (44.44 KB, 800x450, still-2-2-_wide-a20f06c9116db8…)

>>133189
samefag
couldnt find a better image on google and am too lazy to go through the movie itself for a better one
movie is pretty good, if only a little too… forward in its message? it probably wouldnt be if we weren't so disgusting as a society, not to get all banksy but its horrifying how it stopped being abstract within a few years of its release.

No. 133208

File: 1582382829854.jpeg (609.78 KB, 1635x1218, 7121ED12-AD7C-4B23-81C2-78C78F…)

He's been mentioned in jest a few times but this picture made me feel things.

No. 133238

File: 1582447429711.jpg (578.55 KB, 2700x1800, oop.jpg)

God Ron Perlman is so ugly but I really want to fuck him, especially when he was in hellboy.

No. 133267

>>133238
>forever salty Hellboy 3 will never get made, even though Perlman wanted it himself

No. 133330

File: 1582591641512.jpeg (87.26 KB, 550x550, 1DB9C7AE-7924-4332-A195-F15ACD…)

he looked so cute in the 2000s but he aged like milk

No. 133331

File: 1582592742733.png (1.56 MB, 2667x2667, 78CA3177-5049-42BA-890A-6A6617…)

definitely unconventional but something about that jaw combined with his humor makes zach hadel hit different

No. 133343

File: 1582621452643.jpeg (53.5 KB, 447x573, A4F017F2-272E-4DCA-A555-600ADE…)


No. 133344

File: 1582621930657.jpg (17.08 KB, 202x330, UNCLE_FESTER.jpg)

I felt like uncle fester from the addams family is super cute though, the way that he carries himself and kind of a sucker for love make my heart melts.

No. 133404

File: 1582710965813.jpg (256.92 KB, 750x562, 20200226_125409.jpg)

>>133331
I'm more of a Chris/Oney girl myself

No. 133428

File: 1582745742280.jpg (153.76 KB, 810x1080, 1956-photo-roddy-mcdowall-plan…)

i love him

No. 133439

File: 1582756893275.jpg (543.73 KB, 1600x900, marklamarr.jpg)

slightly in love with this deadbeat uk panel show host. has a pretty gnarly lisp but very charming. been off the radar since the 90s.

>>131652
once dubbed the most beautiful man in the world. his brother is just as handsome, if not more.

No. 133444

>>133404
i think he’s a cutie too, i’m just less attracted lately as he gained a little bit more weight, just personal preferences. still both beautiful funny boys!! (and veronica is gorgeous in that pic)

No. 133456

>>133439
girl, the hell are you on about? Mark Lamarr doesn't have a lisp. He has a bit of rhotacism twinned with a accent. And he's not been off the radar since the 90s. He did Buzzcocks until the mid 2000's and then went on to do radio for the BBC. Definitely not a 'deadbeat'. Though I agree that he is charming and a bit cute.

No. 133476

>>133439
He was recently arrested for common assault and false imprisonment of his ex-girlfriend. The police were called because his neighbours heard her screaming.

No. 133482

>>133476
It's depressing how often this happens. A guy is posted here and then someone points out he's a rapist/woman beater etc.. depressing but better than lusting after them without knowing

No. 133485

>>133331
i love it when he does his funni scream. so nasal.

No. 133487

>>133069
Every man in the showbiz is trash. It's a fact.

No. 133495

File: 1582865253696.jpeg (6.38 KB, 267x189, i feel immense shame.jpeg)

>>133208
The first time I saw young Bernie was in a Twitter thread and a bunch of the replies were public displays of horny

No. 133496

File: 1582868887083.jpg (65.32 KB, 550x400, walken-shootthesundown.jpg)

>>133081
I see your young Steve Buscemi and raise you a young Christopher Walken.

No. 133497

File: 1582871040516.jpeg (16.63 KB, 470x265, ojf23r3gfwf3.jpeg)

>>133495
I legit thought that was Richard Ayoade for a second lol.

No. 133499

>>133496
He was gorgeous when he was young. Those eyes.

No. 133507

File: 1582901268500.jpg (37.64 KB, 900x598, 2ba47c4dee77137dceb949126fa075…)

Joji. I know he looks like the bloated corpse of Asian Squidward, but I'd still blow his back out.

No. 133510

>>133507
I'm obsessed with him, I re-watch old filthy frank videos just so I can see him as salamander man rubbing his nipples or doing kinda sexual skits.. the shame

No. 133526

>>133510
I feel ya, my guilty pleasure is the part in Deadly Twister 2 where Chad rubs lube into Joji's body, I watched it like a trillion times lmao

No. 133545

File: 1582926704668.jpg (635.93 KB, 1080x1380, 1576906093463.jpg)


No. 133548

File: 1582932802572.jpeg (85.27 KB, 1020x576, 23625BC5-E4BA-4D38-B357-BAE534…)

>>133495
no shame anon, I'm unabashedly horny for Bernie

No. 133549

File: 1582933717562.jpeg (93.59 KB, 474x591, E9FE8640-C11F-4C58-B40A-D137B9…)


No. 133568

>>133549
The DNC doesnt want him winning because he'd be the first president that would guarantee the GILF vote.

No. 133573

File: 1582972689119.jpg (37.51 KB, 319x439, mj7kylciYE1rhx1h4o1_400.jpg)

don't like ska but terry hall could get it

No. 133574


No. 133585

File: 1583009234816.jpg (45.96 KB, 800x540, TIOLI Proof (4)_crop_web.jpg)

>>133573
I love The Specials and Terry Hall is quite striking. On a similar note, I think Suggs from Madness is quite cute too.

No. 133612

>>133428
How is he unconventional?! He’s gorgeous!

No. 133621

>>133428
he's nice, love his eyes

No. 133636

>>133573
He looks too much Ritchie (Social Repose) for me to find him attractive though i can kind of see the appeal

No. 133642

File: 1583104650391.jpeg (150.75 KB, 1280x720, F9CE9E8E-1C69-4E93-898E-A0CA03…)

why the fuck does anthony fantano get my motor running PLEASE

No. 133651

>>127849
he totally was

No. 133653

File: 1583119138931.gif (990.21 KB, 500x220, 6360ACB3-5E06-40D6-AA62-C182B7…)

I never see people talking about Tim Robbins. I love him

No. 133660

>>133653
Super cute, agreed. Great movie too. He aged alright for a guy who looked that cute.

No. 133668

File: 1583141863516.jpg (40.15 KB, 618x410, mayor-pete-46.jpg)

Obviously I'd never have a chance with him, but damn I want to fug pizza rat

No. 133669

>>133642
Honestly, same. I think it helps that he's kind of dorky and playful at times too.

No. 133673

>>133653
He's goofy but in a cute way, I always found something weirdly cute about him in Bull Durham.
It's pretty funny that he's so tall, I feel like a guy who looks like him would be short but nope he's 6 ft 5 lmao

No. 133684

File: 1583170479230.png (470.69 KB, 631x806, rhett.PNG)

>>132619
Lol came to post this, I started rewatching GMM after many years because I love the dumb food videos they make. I would so bang homeless Rhett.

Link is a bit annoying but I was really attracted to his "tough guy" makeover lol

No. 133686

File: 1583171320042.png (390.44 KB, 837x528, collegelink.PNG)

>>133684
I'm kind of ashamed to say I would bang 90s college Link as well. That frosted hair babyy

No. 133687

File: 1583172317056.png (248.44 KB, 780x466, 579A35B3-5DCA-488B-973A-068639…)

My most shameful crush. Not sure on the public synopsis on him, but I actually think he's not very attractive looking. The best way I can describe it is 'the cutest ugly person I've ever seen'. Never seen this guy perform, never heard him speak, so I'm going off looks alone. Doesn't take much to visually please me if I'm being honest. I guess tall and tattooed is just my thing?

No. 133697

File: 1583196601806.jpg (142.23 KB, 1200x1200, 3debf1e43cf907028ac938a5db4ad2…)

this wrestler tomasso ciampa. idk if he'd be considered unconventional cause he's obviously in good shape but anon's would probably shit on his looks if I posted him to the conventionally attractive men thread. for me it's less his looks (which are 40% hidden by his beard) and mainly his wrestling persona. I love cocky, evil heels

any other anons here watch wrestling? I actually have like 5 or so wrestlers I wanna fuck

No. 133713

File: 1583222163290.png (938.73 KB, 1920x1200, 65DC5F5D-C6EC-4D35-8F10-C33B3D…)

Tim Heidecker

I went to a recent live show and he was doing a bit, yelling in volunteers faces and being a dick and I was like, wish that was me up there.

No. 133723

File: 1583243386987.jpg (108.29 KB, 825x1023, fielder.jpg)

been finding fielder pretty cute lately

No. 133737

File: 1583256433930.jpg (118.87 KB, 980x653, kinnaman-enos-hanna-pic.jpg)

I don't normally go for the junkie-esque tall skinny guys but something about Joel Kinnaman in The Killing and Altered Carbon just-

No. 133744

File: 1583263539085.jpeg (49.84 KB, 465x705, 53DF4459-1015-4A96-B337-69F796…)

Kevin Mckidd… wasn’t sure if he’d fit here or in attractive males but he’s a bit weird looking so I think this suits him best? It’s more so his character in Grey’s that I’m attracted to but fuck… I’m not one to fawn over men much but he’s so cute? I love his cheek dimples, and his sharp teeth are cute too. Plus his character in grey’s just wraps it all up to one perfect man, a badass trauma doctor who desperately wants a family but isn’t afraid to speak sternly when necessary my god. He has the perfect body for my tastes too, muscular in the arms but a softer torso

No. 133751

File: 1583275927255.jpg (104.64 KB, 1154x1500, sonic-the-hedgehog-dr-ivo-robo…)

>>133041
Honestly I thought he was so attractive in the Sonic movie, which shocked me lol

No. 133752

Ronnie Radke. Am I ashamed? Yes. Yes, I am. The dude is truly a douchebag. On top of everything, he's continually treated women horribly. His current girlfriend cause he always has one, gushes about him. And I'm wondering for how long until it all explodes. Also, he's charming in a way only male douchebags can be and are allowed to be. All his controversies in the past were deserved because he is an idiot. Hate myself, hate him. I almost fell on my ass when this video came out cause he's so attractive to me. Gag. Hate. Discostang.

No. 133758

>>133737
Hes so attractive

No. 133759

File: 1583291680015.png (342.46 KB, 700x433, b73s1TY.png)

>>133751
there was something weirdly attractive about how he played eggman.the sonic movie reminded me that i used to have the hots for him when i was in my teens, although i preferred him in the 90s-2000s. he was actually among the first male actors i had sexual attraction to during my sexual awakening phase and i am kinda ashamed of it.

No. 133763

File: 1583305906543.jpeg (150.23 KB, 635x635, DD4A01DF-919C-48FC-AE7C-CD6D4A…)

>>133668
Glad I’m not the only one who thought he was kinda cute. He did look weird a lot of the times though but the beard he grew was a plus.
>>133549
>>133495
>>131764
I see your young Bernie Sanders and give you young Joe Biden.

No. 133764

File: 1583317369030.jpg (58.19 KB, 500x627, d7ec9ca098de318ef13ca3f7711875…)

pretty sure he is what started my obsession with trashy soundclout boys

No. 133767

>>133763
fuck off

No. 133768

>>133767
Lol calm down

No. 133769

File: 1583337474887.gif (825.47 KB, 500x375, 96598.gif)

>>133751
robotnik jim carrey can get it anytime tbh. I've always had a thing for him since liar liar, but i loved him in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind even though he was nice guy supreme

No. 133770

>>133684
>>133686
I have decided that tall beard man is attractive and I would let him smash.
>>133764
No shame here, he was beautiful.

No. 133780

File: 1583382520654.jpeg (43.48 KB, 646x600, 68652700-B26C-4108-BCD1-74CCD4…)

Maybe it’s his voice or his role as a sleazy lawyer but something about him riles up something in me.

No. 133782

File: 1583383254048.jpeg (37.11 KB, 314x461, B9B1511D-3E6C-4DE2-9B07-8AF5DE…)

I cast my vote for Jonathan Davis and his sexy ass bagpipe solos

No. 133788

File: 1583399716638.jpeg (37.27 KB, 333x499, B26638E7-518D-4CC8-A28A-3695B6…)

I want him to mess me the fuck up.

No. 133799

>>133788
sober steveo can fucking get it

No. 133803

>>133780
I feel the exact same. Can't help but kinda fawn over him every time he's on screen, be it on Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad, although more so in the former.
I just want to be his trusty partner that he can talk to about all the sleazy stuff he does without fear of being rejected or judged or thrown under the bus.

No. 133820

File: 1583441784093.jpg (28.98 KB, 352x550, DCKJXW8.jpg)

>>133782
I agree. He looks terrible now but back in his day, he was definitely cute. Also sad and angsty which made you wanna FiX HiM.

No. 133823

>>132727
this was posted 23 days ago but I'm still cringing at the guy in the background

No. 133826

>>133102
Anon please tell me….who is this…
I also have a weakness for tall, lanky men.

No. 133828

>>133826
Joe Gilgun!

No. 133865

File: 1583527076228.jpeg (300.67 KB, 750x1095, 740CD2F7-063F-4545-9726-7A9BC2…)

I’ve got such a soft spot for Deaner, he just seems so goofy and sweet.

No. 133868

File: 1583537106496.jpg (1.81 MB, 1500x2100, alan-cumming-news.jpg)

there must be something wrong with me, but I find him so cute

No. 133873

Last week I probably wouldn't have agreed but than I watched the episode of Briarpatch he was in and kept getting distracted by his eyes/eyebrows…

No. 133874

>>133868
that's alan cummings, right? I've always liked him

No. 133902

>>133868
i feel you anon

No. 133915

>>132941
he doesn't even live in russia, he's some sovok settled in estonia, EU citizen ffs.

No. 133916

File: 1583624372169.jpg (217.67 KB, 821x1199, bf material.jpg)

>i feel immense shame.jpeg

i didn't when i saved this picture to my hard drive

No. 133917


No. 133922

>>133915
According to recent posts of his,he seems to be back in Russia

No. 133952

File: 1583695854202.gif (2.91 MB, 500x318, tumblr_5eee352acd9bf1baea60690…)

Young Tim Curry could do stuff to me

No. 133955


No. 133957

File: 1583701708499.jpg (878.17 KB, 1920x2832, emophillips.jpg)

i just discovered emo phillips recently, and find him oddly attractive

No. 133961

>>133952
yass anon. I had a weird sexual awakening of sorts thanks to Dr. FranknFurter

No. 133997

File: 1583779668856.jpg (263.21 KB, 1008x1624, e73a2e853bd074c32d1abe08900ba2…)

>>122554
Bones is so hot and he's even hotter now with a dad bod

No. 134008

File: 1583788755708.jpg (18.34 KB, 320x395, 8cc5a6c6ad5119ec9358256e64b700…)

I'm a simp for bernie

No. 134014

File: 1583794458769.jpg (16.15 KB, 745x497, porter_robinson_credit_jasmine…)

I think Porter Robinson is cute

No. 134016

File: 1583796095843.jpg (124.36 KB, 797x980, trent.jpg)

young trent was hot

No. 134018

File: 1583799250667.gif (3.82 MB, 455x262, NimbleConfusedGermanpinscher-s…)

>>133507
>>132727
I'm embarrassed at how okay I am with the idea of being in between the two of them circa 2016. Thin boys in white dress shirts are a thing of mine, apparently. Idubbbz seems like the type that's good with a script but a lot meeker in person.

When Frank is getting shocked (sweaty out of breath Frank mmmm ok) and Idubbbz makes sure he knows the safe word my heart melted for a second. You know you're getting older when attention to safety and little expressions of compassion are a massive turn on.

No. 134029

>>134018
Ngl I've masturbated to the shock collar challange vid. Mostly to franks part but yeah that's a sweet moment between them. Few comments under the vid mention just how intensely idubbbz watches frank.. lol

No. 134041

>>134029
fuck i wish joji didn't become a soundclout sadboi.

No. 134046

>>134041
Yeah I really preferred him in his frank days, the voice and everything. I see teen girls lusting after joji now and I'm like nah, bring back gross (but somehow still hot) frank

No. 134050

File: 1583864937757.jpg (12.01 KB, 400x400, callums corner.jpg)

He's cute and hilarious and you can't tell me otherwise

No. 134052

>>134050
So are you, anon.

No. 134065

>>134050
this is so weirdly wholesome. go anon and your niche british husbando!

No. 134072

File: 1583906548454.gif (2.17 MB, 450x253, tumblr_p8f92gJatp1u6or96o1_500…)

joji is so hot to me i never understand when people find him ugly. maybe it helps that he's got a good personality and a cute laugh. also his talking voice is sexy idk why

No. 134076

>>134072
I fancy him but I've definitely seen bad pics of too. He went through a couple of phases of not looking so great and I know people were speculating over whether he was dealing with health issues at the time or if it was a lifestyle thing. He's so secretive that it's hard to tell but he's mentioned seizure medication taking a toll on him in the past

Looking pretty well again lately, pretty damn well.. lol

No. 134077

>>134072
I will be honest and say I don't get the fascination with this guy or idubz or whatever he's called. They both look like they'd smell faintly of onion and ball sweat.

No. 134078

File: 1583928672370.jpg (471.9 KB, 1080x1354, Rich-Brian-Gallery-5.jpg)

he's cute

No. 134084

>>134077
idubz is ugly as fuck but joji is genuinely precious. he's also 100% autism which i find attractive.
>>134078
hell yes

No. 134092

>>134077
>>134084
I was never really that into Filthy Frank but I reeeaally liked idubbbz even back in my sjw phase

No. 134098

>>134050
lmao callum's corner, didn't think I'd ever see him here

No. 134142

>>134072
I would definitely be into him if he was an acquaintance or something, I'm only turned off by his aloofness, he also seems quite insecure (see the yeah right genius video) I think he sees himself as an ugly dude.

No. 134175

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steve howey in shameless

No. 134179

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>>133957
lmao, i love 70/80s comedian boys as well


i would also say bill hicks as well although i don't actually think he was that funny

No. 134229

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Alex Turner can still get it, his big nose is just so endearing to me. I really like his personality as well

No. 134243

>>133428
I just randomly happened to watch his Twilight Zone episode recently… oh boy

No. 134245

Sora The Troll

He makes potty and dick jokes and also likes to shove computer mice and whatnot up his ass

No. 134251

>>134229
His voice makes me melt. He’s a good lyricist as well and the contrast with his scuzzy public persona is so interesting

No. 134252

>>134245
Jesus bitch love yourself. He's a cringy incel whom only weebs watch because he's nips that's literally it.

No. 134266

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i cant be the only one

No. 134271

>>134266
I love him so much. he's beyond cute

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>>121350

This guy I used to talk to something about the awkward subby vibe

No. 134287

>>134252
Yeah but he’s kinda cute! His voice literally reminds me of Kenjiro Tsuda’s which is why I even bother watching

No. 134346

>>134283
did you post a photo of a random person you know irl. what the fuck

No. 134354

>>134346
I'm pretty sure it's a scrot trolling for reactions, that guy looks underaged.

No. 134365

>>134346
discord, and hes in his 20's

No. 134369

>>134365
Still kind of gross to post some random dude here. Feels like a selfpost.

No. 134381

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Someone please help me understand why am I attracted to DJ Khaled

No. 134392

>>134381
Are you okay with the fact he'd never go down on you?

No. 134402

>>127926
oh my god I had no idea he has a wife and kids! I just thought he was another single guy because he comes across as kinda dorky

No. 134405

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This ugly ass motherfucker. But THAT voice tho…..
I would turn off the lights and make him talk to me as if he was Gintoki hnnnggngngng

No. 134410

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No. 134413

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I could never admit this to anybody irl but I love big wrestlers…

No. 134415

>>134405
good taste anon, i've always had a thing for gintoki

No. 134421

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Touchdalight is such a weirdo, but I’d still let him fuck my brains out

No. 134424

>>134405
Ugghh sis just direct your attraction at Gintoki instead, he's the hot one

No. 134427

>>134413
Girl me too. I love watching him throw people around. It's like watching a side show act. I don't find his face that attractive but his size just… ugh

No. 134430

>>134427
Same, I don't give af about his face but him being a brutish caveman who yells around and can beat any man up is simply hot lol

No. 134436

>>134415
chef kiss

>>134424
This is the irl husbando thread tho. If I had to choose from the series my #1 would be Hijikata…but Gintoki seiyuu's voice is the hottest

No. 134503

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NFKRZ, but only with this short hair. He looks so greasy now.

No. 134517

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>>121350
My heart is weak for thin nerdy cuties, young Bernie can have it.