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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck… or not.
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i really wanna fuck the vice incel, i find him physically attractive & his mannerisms in the interview are very endearing to me
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I don't care what they all say about hosts at /w/. I'd fuck one. (Except the Kei guy I guess)
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Everytime a new season of GLOW drops I develop an insane short-lived crush on Marc Maron's character. Last fictional crush I had was probably Inuyasha when I was 14 lol
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really? i’ve heard the drug addiction stuff but not that he isn’t really an incel.
in any case i find him super cute
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Jack Stauber is lowkey a cutie
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c'mon anon, he was conventionally attractive and literally a sex symbol.
I promised not to sperg out too much but since it's a new thread I'll allow myself to do it again just once. I really can't over emphasize how cute Brah looks with longer hair.
the "not actually an incel" stuff was in regards to him not being a virgin (iirc?). I don't doubt that he has massive issues with dating though and might still consider himself an incel even if incel dogma doesn't.>>121419
ugh, he's so pretty. he looks like a real life edgy anime boy in that tumbnail.
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after posting Seth Rogen in the conventionally attractive men you'd like to fuck thread and being met with anons telling me he didn't belong there, I did some soul searching and realised they were right - he wasn't meant for such a thread. so I'll post him here. I would still fuck him though
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I always thought he looked like he could be related to vegan gain's wife Jasmin
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his delicate ladylike hands and long nails are such a turn off. that at everything else about him. no offence to the review brah anons though, you do you
I don't like his nails either but I got used to them and consider them borderline acceptable now even tho I hate long nails myself.he also keeps them nice and clean which is a plus.if girls can have long nails then why not him?
Regarding his hands,I find them really pretty and I wish he would do us a favour and become a hand model ugh(thank u for being respectful anon)
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I don't get it. He looks like Lauren Harries.
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Nah he looks like the male version of lorde
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Are you quite sure?
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How can someone be so weird looking and so cute at the same time? I've never been this attracted to someone I've never even seen IRL
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So glad to see my fellow sperger~ By the amount of replies we've gotten, this is starting to look like the unofficial reviewbrah thread kek>>121512
it's the Styling My Hair Through the Years vid! That's his hair without any product in it, ridiculously cute. He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.>>121427
I actually find them extremely attractive, bordering on straight-up erotic. I'll refrain from making gross comments in case he stumbles across this thread, but fuck I love his hands.
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a few answers here are from me but yea john is the epitome of unconventionally attractive and no one can convince me otherwise
>He would get so much more female (and male tbh) attention if he wore it this way, I don't get why he doesn't.
it's because our boy does his hair for himself and not for others.same with his nails and style and all that
also my hot take is that this pic of reviewbrah is great and those two pics have the same energy
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I didn't see many people drooling over him so yeah
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This soldier from a Vietnam War documentary. I don't think he's unattractive, I'm just a little embarrassed about having a thing for a guy from 50 years ago.
Also he didn't age too well but PTSD will do that.
bro, Lorde and reviewbrah are straight up the same person. Lorde even had a finsta where she reviewed onion rings
a few years back. No one, and I mean, NO ONE can convice me "they"'re not the same exact person.
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I don’t know why, but I find his push over attitude attractive
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his wife will kick your ass anon
His attitude is pretty annoying to me but I have to admit he's looking increasingly attractive with the weight loss.>>121681
Sorry for the dumb question anons, but is there a thread for girls (not the "girls you're ashamed of liking" one)? I have the hugest crush on Anfisa.
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I am ashamed of myself honestly
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I get you sis, he is an absolutely despicable human being.
He has the prettiest face I've ever seen, but I still cringe whenever I see it, he is fucking nuts.
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fuck anons i had a dream that i was dating Jason Nash last night and now I have a crush on him, i did not sign up for this……..
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I only know tyler1 for the memes, tbh.
But he looks adorable.
(wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he's another misogynistic gAmEr piece of trash, though. Didn't really do any research on him)>>121703>>121715
How the fuck can someone who looks like that be an incel? He's probably a volcel who rejects any woman that doesn't look like a pornstar or a model.
I'm also very curious about what other incels say about him. You know, since they hate non-horrificent looking women who dare to express any insecurities about their physical appearance. They think they do it just for attention etc etc. It's like, in their own tiny brains, they think you can't be a decent looking woman and be sad at the same time, because apparently being good looking is all that matters in life.
I also can't believe he's a useless neet and still looks so youthful and has perfect skin. I would be the happiest person alive if I was in his place, lmao.
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I’m a lesbian, but I’m so goddamned attracted to Matt Champion it’s almost concerning. He looks like typical white trash but I think it has a lot to do with his confidence in rapping too… I’m very ashamed
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I've seen tons of incel pictures and the places where they hang out. So many of them aren't ugly and sometimes even really attractive. I know they love to meme about it but for most of them it genuinely is their fucked up personalities holding them back. Also their sperging about lookism is hilarious to me, pic related is the wikipedia entry for one of their "celebrities". I honestly think being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.
Would let her dig my gold any day. She deserves better than jorge>>121751>being an incel is like almost like a hobby for some of them.
Their forum's biggest bannable offense is "bragging" ffs. Knajjd is an entitled psychopath, he bans incels who get the bare minimum action from girls, he bans incels who use other incel forums, he gets offended if someone calls him a fakecel. They care more about being a part of muh incel community than getting out of it and that's where my sympathy for them ends.
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Zyros has the frame of a little girl
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It's so alarmingly dumb that short men are bitterly insecure about it since women don't actually care. Men just meme themselves into insecurities out of some weird competitive crab-in-a-bucket issue they have.
Also here's an entry so as not to derail. He's otherwise average but those SPOOKY EYES get me.
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this is like up there in shamefulness for me due to general appearance, age and manchildness, but I love his sense of humour and voice, wish we could eat 60 year old tinned chicken legs together or something, sigh
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Jared Keeso. Mostly because of Letterkenny.
Okay entirely because of Letterkenny.
Oh god the awkward fucking kill me
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#1 most hansy boy of my heart
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i don't even watch nerdcubed but i fall a bit in love with him every December when he and ashens do their advent calendar series.
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It's a straight fact that he's unconventionally handsome, but people have said he's ugly AF pointing out his huge ears, crooked teeth and moles.
This man is ruining my life and I want him to dominate me and also tell me to get my life together
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I just read some things he posted (pic rel, stole it from pinkpill thread), and yeah, I wouldn't go near him after all. Disgusting. I feel ashamed of posting him lol.
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I read somewhere that Adam Driver looks like Keanu Reeves drawn from memory and I can't get it out of my head
Also this face swap
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kek i posted in the old thread by mistake so reposting here.
this boy right here, i am ashamed.
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Something about this unkempt pudgy man child just really does it for me
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These two Sikh Studs… I guess.
A lot of girls seem to think he's super hot and I just dont see it. I think it's the fact that he's tall and his deep voice maybe?>>121972
Who even is that?
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I wish I could understand why. The weirder he dresses the better
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Recently watched Full Metal Jacket and can't get over how cute Joker was even as a piece of shit he was as a Marine. I think I got a crush.
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you'd be surprised, i'm pretty sure he's considered a "millennial sex symbol" kek. for example, he was shot like this for Vogue in 2013 https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/daria-werbowy-and-adam-driver-photos
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Just recently binged Kitboga and got a slight crush on him, but only with the sunglasses on. He has a really minor lisp sometimes and that's probably what got me.
The autism and lameness radiates off of him even if he is attractive on paper, tbh.
If this was 1993 he would be scamming hoes like Mili Vanili and probably having 2 secret children by now. Its weird how much standards of beauty changes.
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ok,that's fair, he seems to be a well adjusted and functioning adult so I guess it isn't that fitting, not really sure how else to describe that amount of knowledge/passion for nerd bs and neckbeard was the 1st thing to come to mind. I personally don't care much about things he's into but I find him being so into them endearing. I'd rather die that admit this crush to anyone irl tho, chiefly because he'd come across as a turbo neckbeard to all my ultra normie "internet is like where fb and cat videos come from, yeah" friends.
also idk if you've seen the bits he did with dan and phil back in the "who stole my sofa" days but like seeing them all together really did highlight how odd he looks lmao. still cute, still want him to whisper in my ear while fingering me
If it weren't for the face tattoos I might've agreed with you
Also, thanks to whoever posted the Tom Scott post >>108489
in the last thread, you've got me hooked on the idea of him and I'm too nervous to watch his videos to see what he's even like.
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If it were that easy…
Ghetto guys don't dare to wear these clothes.
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I want to sit on Jason Mantzoukas's face.
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I'm genuinely not sure if he's conventional or unconventional. I find him hot as fuck, but I showed six of my galfriends, and they all think he's weird looking or fug.
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These are 3 different guys with his same face
Just dress them as lady Gagas assistant with a shade of blind barber and you have your tacky prince
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I don’t like him either but this is a really good picture. He is begging for eyebrows though. How can he have such a head of hair yet have alopecia only in his brows?>>122113
I don’t know how else to phrase but those words have just the wrong feeling to them. Maybe that’s because I’m into similar things and to me most people (read: ‘blokes’) who are into retro tech stuff are nerdy but they don’t have a reputation for creepy incel tendencies/being hyper competitive over dumb shit. It’s definitely alien to normies but when I found channels like these (like The8-bitGuy) with an open mind it’s clearly just some older guys applying their IT background to their childhood gaming hobby and I’d watch that over some pleb tier, Dew-fuelled ape screeching over a flavour of the month game who calls themselves a ~content creator~
You do you, anon, he’s no model but not everyone can be and he’s a respectable choice in my book. Never saw the bits with Dan and Phil but I liked the food ones he did with Barry.
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I have no idea, tbh. I have thinning ends of my eyebrows as well. My mother's eyebrows are similar to Matt's when he still had them, and hers are thinning out too. Both of us have a full head of har. My dad is balding, but he has thick eyebrows, lol. Just one of the mysteries of complex genetic interaction. >>122252
This man is both hot and uncanny valley looking at the same time.
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I’ll never understand my attraction towards gross old men…
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he is kinda built like a caveman but i find him so irresistibly hot
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not sure if this is really that unconventional, but… Thomas Gore (the pale skinny guy from the youtube comedy sketch channel, BalloonShop).
i've crushed on him for literal years… i'm so attracted to his understated sense of humor. but i also find him so cute. i've shown him to friends and they all thought he was strange and unfunny lol
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i think he can be really annoying and i dont like watching him so im not sure why but yea
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Same. I think I was memed into liking him through posts on here because I didn't know who he was before I started seeing those posts. I've heard he was a complete asshole, but physically, to me, he was perfect. Super, super masculine but weirdly soft at the same time? I don't know. Gets me wet.
i feel you anon, I only watch clips from his streams bc I think he's kinda cute but I can't watch his streams for more than 5 minutes, all the stupid shit he says makes him kinda endearing lol
then I remember he's a literal manchild, doesn't know how to cook or clean and depends on his mum and gf to do everything for him, that makes him lose more of his charm
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samefag, he's a complete degenerate but I always thought sodapoppin was also a bit hot
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I never understood why people found MM attractive when he was young, never mind old. to each their own though.
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aleks (cow chop on youtube). I would post him in the attractive men you wanna fuck thread because he's cute, however he's been looking a little crusty for a while now
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randy goddamn pitchford
everyone hates him for being a money-grubbing jackass but i've seen him live at gearbox panels and i am SO charmed by his goofy dad persona. at this year's pax panel he made a big dick joke and i was Riled. i'd fuck him six ways from sunday.
Boi, I'm in the same boat as you. I liked Kyo for like… 7 years now? At the beginning I was like "ew" but then I started to see him as a BIG crush.
Even with those ugly teeth.
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I've already been shamed by all my friends for this but for some ungodly reason Joaquin Phoenix in the new Joker trailer is really doing it for me
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i can't control my clit
i just can't
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Been following some japanese pro wrestling for a while and Hiromu Takahashi makes me feel things.
Dont know why im so damn attracted to him
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he always wears horrible clothes, it's part of the uncool dad thing
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he would gaze at me the whole time
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I'm on season 11 and I'm still extremely attracted to Charlie.
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In certain pictures he looks like a super model but in others just a straight up freak and I can't help but being attracted to him
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Quentin Tarantino, but only as Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.>>121381
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I will take him, especially when he wears his gaudy cowboy themed outfits, help.
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not afraid to say i'd fuck john bercow
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obviously not in his current state because he looks like malformed turkey but from the 70s-the early 2000s he could get it. If he managed to healthly cope w his mommy issues and keep his fucked up sexual shit underaps it wouldnt be hard for him to find a girlfriend
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>>122824>that chinlet tho
He looks like a toddler from the side
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I hate myself.
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young stalin was a qt
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ok he was scummy and probably pretty gross but lil peep is one of the sexiest men ever to me. his body, big doe eyes, tattoos just really does it for me
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Ice Poseidon is so fucking gross. But he has a sexy voice and is oddly handsome. Kill me.
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Vanjie..in drag or out idk I just think they are cute and hilarious as well
tbqh i dont think he was all that gross for a 21 yo that was in a pretty terrible circle. he couldve been a lot worse. he was very cute though and i think if he hadn't had fangirls calling him 'daddy' incessantly he wouldn't have gotten that stupid tattoo. i think he mighve been a subby sad pretty boy at heart tbh, as this older sorta hot song by him written before he really
came up demonstrates. >mfw no trashy sub skelly bf
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I wish he didn't get a shitty jaw shave
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Don't know if it's conventional or not, but he is pretty gorgeous. Watching this with my dad while I was still a questioning Christian was pretty awkward. Why do they always pick hot guys to portray Christ? Do you want girls to lust n' go to hell, or what bro?
no doubt he wasn't faithful and was a player, but i'm referring to the submissive thing and i meant that he was a subby sad boy at heart, not that he had his heart broken. imo in his older songs it seems like he more frequently mentioned sex and women being the subject (fucking him, controlling him), rather than them being the object (him fucking them, which is more common), which is something i think he mentioned more often in songs after he blew up bc it was more expected of him. i think he naturally had the inclination to be a little more passive, personally. plus he had mentioned really liking having feet shoved in his face/mouth, generally shit submissive dudes like in my experience. under all of the pressure to be a certain way as a toxic
bad boy rapper or w/e, i feel like he was a lowkey masochist and would've been pretty submissive sexually naturally. obviously the sad boy part was partially a shtick but he probably had some legitimate problems, iirc he used to self harm and iirc his non famous friends even admitted he had bad anxiety and had to get high to perform and be his persona, even. i think he def way exaggerated parts of himself to better sell himself tho
He’s my friend, I can give you his contact info. He posted it himself on r9k awhile ago.
We haven’t spoken in a while but I think he is still pretty lonely.
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i still can't tell if he's just a dedicated troll or he is really that autistic and narcissistic.
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Not even close to shameful
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This has to be a set post >>123395
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/This guy that did an AMA on reddit looks like my ex and now I want to hate fuck him with a strep on/
He trolls a bit but then he genuinely treats women like shit and makes bad decisions/isn't able to order himself food or do normal adult things at age 30..>>123401
Any interesting stories on him?
No milk to spill really he just acts like he does in his videos IRL didn’t speak the entire time and spent time on his phone.
Good hygiene ..that was surprising I really thought he would smell from his videos
He’s autistic and it’s really noticeable
Are you one of the girls he has tried to hook up with?
Cos he only meets people for sex, he has no other motivations to be social
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I see your awkward and raise you embarrassment. Even as Hard Right Jay I'd hit that Canuck.>>121980
There's something so lovable about that man. I don't find him that attractive but I always hope he's having a good day.
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I feel a healthy amount of shame about this.
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I never found Paul Dano attractive until I watched him in Ojka and good lord, was he looking fine in that movie. I think it's the suit (a big weakness for me) and the fact his character is smart and such a sweetie, but he's also a badass. Like I feel ashamed to say it but I got turned on in that scene where he beats up Steven Yeung's character lmao
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he's so goofy looking but I'd fuck Ed Sheeran in a heartbeat
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Anons have called him ugly but I know a few have fancied him too but I'll just put him here even though in my eyes, he's perfect.
>funny as fuck
>stories are entertaining
>calls out racism
>calls out sexism in anime
>chill as fuck
>isn't into weird fetishes
>keeps it real
>dark, tall, handsome
He's honestly my dream man
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he reminds me of aiden turner
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He isn't even unconventionally attractive, but MBH does something to me. His voice is so deep and soothing and he looks so adorable. But he's a HUGE fucking otaku and an older one at that (probably in his 30s-40s) but he doesn't seem like the toxic kind of otaku. He surprisingly gets many fangirls in his comments whenever he posts his face.
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Michael van Gerwen, the tall, beefcake of a dart player first
caught my attention in the 2014 European Championship
against Raymond van Barneveld. With a flick of the wrist
and a jiggle of his tits he captured a stunning nine-dart finish,
and he captured my heart. I have been following his career
ever since. Oh god, when he throws a ton-eighty and turns
back to the crowd, pumping his fists and yelling with an
intense fire in his eyes, I can’t help but imagine he is looking
straight at me mere moments before sexual conquest.
Watching a Michael van Gerwen match is a physically and
sexually exhausting experience, and I wouldn’t have it any
other way. Michael van Gerwen is my celebrity crush
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i just got off thinking about him and i really want to die. i despise him with a burning passion but he's so fucking pretty.
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jimmy urine is one of the most attractive men on earth, no you cannot change my mind. yes i do hate myself.
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i didn't fully get the appeal till seeing these images just now, 1/2
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Goddamn it, now I'm ruined too.>>122332
As for preexisting attraction, I have a shameful, shameful crush on G.O.B. Bluth.
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Same anon. I used to think Peter had a lot of muscle definition but if you look at him shirtless hes built like a fridge, like >>122332
pointed out. Huge but weirdly lanky at the same time
I feel the same way about Till. Weirdly strong but still somewhat round. Hes cute in ich will and the BDSM themes in his music videos are even better if youre into that sort of thing
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peep always looked like he smelled of farts and his whole act was overrated. bad personality, too
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He's touring right now and I want nothing more than to catch this attention at a show and have him fuck me raw
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there's just something about joji… even in his frank days he was ugly cute
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Our crushes like each other, anon
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It looks like he got a nose job
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i just find him appealing in a weird way in his youth.idk man
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he looks like the more weirdo twin brother of marc bolan here, which was imo a very handsome man.
me too but he is too old and his face look like it's melting
his whole behaviour is definitely off-putting though.he fascinates and scares me at the same time kek
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Marc Bolan's nice and all, but what about Syd Barrett?
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oops dropped the pic
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oh definitely . . . although he didn't always photograph that well, you can really see he was by far the heartthrob of the original floyd lineup. i love the mick rock photos. eyeliner pioneer lol. he was meant to be very magnetic in person, i'm in the birdie hop group on facebook which has a few people who knew him back in the day reminiscing. i've read a lot about him.
musically they wouldn't have been half as good if not for his influence. they used loads of his ideas on dark side etc., he was laughed at for suggesting saxophones around the time of piper at the gates of dawn haha. i love doomed boys tbf lol.
am really into the history of rock and psych, dark globe is the best syd biography out there if you're interested, absolutely packed with info about the scene, makes you feel like you're right there.
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Half of my crushes are dead
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Pennywise, I'm not even memeing.
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"Unconventional" cause of my vanilla cishet-ness but fuck I've never been as sexually confused as Katya's verse in "Read U, Wrote U" at the end of AS2. I don't even find him attractive outside of drag but
>But your dad just calls me Katya
got me so fucked up I haven't recovered since
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Whang is unconventionally cute imo, i would definitely smash, he seems cool as well
I wanna smash him >>124384
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I just kind of assume everyone wants to fuck Katya
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honestly katya is one of the most gorgeous drag queens in my opinion–and i'm not saying this as a "fuck my pussy with a rake mom" type of fan. it's the beauty makeup without over the top eyeshadow and contouring.
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Yeah, I think it's because he's already got such sharp/defined features he doesn't need to try and force the perspective with a ton of contouring and stuff. It's easy to not notice how pretty he is because he never goes for beauty, he always goes for weird or silly. (anyways I wish we had a drag race thread)
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to be honest there are a lot of dota players I would fuck. I'm aware that being really good at videogames is usually a big turnoff, but for some reason I find that it can be really attractive. anyway, pic related is my current dota crush. shamefully, I think it's hot when he gets heated during games.
honorable mention goes to pieliedie.
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Daron Malakian was one of my biggest celebrity crushes. There is just something about him, which made my little girl heart skip a beat.
I love you anon.
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only since he cut his dreads off… what is WRONG with me
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I only felt ashamed because he's only 20 (I'm 23 so not huge difference but I still felt kind of creepy about it) but apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher. What the fuck
nta. he doesn't look like a movie star, more like a good looking normie guy. I don't think it's odd to find him attractive. funny, charming, looks decent for his age, in decent shape, nice features. i get it.>>124799
he's got a baby face, but he looks more his age when you view the image in full size. >apparently he's dating another contestant who's 28 and a teacher
meh, 28 year old men date equally young looking 20 year old women and it's accepted.
I see so many women on here feeling bad for crushing on guys 2 or 3 years younger…
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i'm so sorry
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I don't even know why
hard same, every time he was laughing in pain i just wanted to cuddle him
i wanna dom the shit out of him in bed too and teach him things ugh wtf this clown got me horny
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he cleans up good
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I agree. he was very handsome when he was younger and he's handsome now with the beard. but without……. eeek. beards can be so deceiving
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bendytoots but only as doctor strange
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saw joker yesterday and i get IT now
i meant "it" as in how this anon said it >>122554
.this clown make up has… something.plus his overall performance
I honestly have thirst for both the actor and the character. I love joaquins intense eyes oof>>125034
The dr strange makeup flatters his features so well hard agree
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god i loved when he showed confidence.
do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…
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God it's so embarrasing…
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Okay I really can't lie he looks weirdly attractive in his final joker outfit. It's a number of things combined at once, like the suit looks really good on him, and the sudden surge of swaggering confidence and control he has, hell even the clown make up does something to me. It's the overall aesthetic of his look and character in the final scenes that draw me to him. I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao
>>125076>do you think the sex would have been rough or slow and loving? just some weird hot rough sex with the neighbor in smeared clown makeup. I am ashamed…
I hate that I've had this exact same thought. I shouldn't be surprised by my autistic Joker thirst since I was obsessed with Heath kek, and yet here I lie - ashamed but still thirsty.
To answer your question tho anon, Arthur!Joker gives me sub vibes even with the sp00py~ clown makeup. He seems pretty pathetic for the most part, but also I just wanna do sensual femdom on him so I'm prob biased.
Glad I'm not alone about my thirst for the Joker in the last movie. He truly looked sexy af in that suit, the mannerism and the fucking make up. >>125115
anon, are you me? Kek
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>>125115>I thought you guys were just exaggerating but he actually looks handsome like this, wtf is going on lmao
i believe that's all of us before seeing the movie
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>mfw the man of my dreams is a fictional character and I have to come to terms with the fact that I'll never meet someone as perfect as him
Okay I was looking up that "God stays in heaven" from Spy Kids 2 gif as a joke and I ended up coming across a bunch of Mr. Pink from Resevior Dogs (Probably because I typed in Steve Buscemi) and somehow…for the first time ever….I found him weirdly hot there? I'm kinda ashamed because Mr. Pink is a terrible person and Steve Buscemi isn't exactly known for being handsome. But damn. Decide to go for a YT video instead of a pic because the latter doesn't do him justice.
Also would fuck Mr. Orange but I'm not really ashamed about that>>125034
Him as Dr.Strange is the only time I've considered him attractive. He should stick to facial hair more often.>>125140
Uh, this isn't the husbando thread. Or the conventionally attractive men thread.
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Tbh I find him attractive no matter what age.
I adore him so fucking much, it broke my heart when I read that his wife passed away early this year.
Damn she did? That makes me sad. I know they were married for a long time and had a son together.
He seems like a nice, genuine guy in real life which makes me respect him a lot
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I have an unconventional crush (mine got posted it's Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny lmao) so I'm not shaming but the Buscemi posting reminded me of a college friend who confessed she was deeply into to incredibly elderly men.
She was incredibly conventionally attractive and pulled young hot guys all the time. Steve was her least controversial crush. She wouldn't tell me any other men she was into but she was really into Roman Polanski films and defended him in an intense personal way when I brought up his history of abuse.
(also she lit the dumpsters on fire in the parking lot on campus that's probably not related though?)
>>125079>slight idiot energy
I've never seen this put into words before but you're so right top fucking kek>>125115>>125125>>125133
confidence is attractive anons
my shameful fuck will be my tinder date that will happen next week probably, wish me luck anons
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He's an adorable little tit
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im so glad im not alone I've got CHUBS for this man. especially when he's kind of fat and dorky. I'm actually so jealous of his wife she is fucking blessed imagine being married to him
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I also think Zach is so hot full offence. snuggle me back to health Zach
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The 90 fiancé guy before he gave up on his looks