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No. 1227555
Kelly Ronahan is anywhere between the ages of 2 - 40 (depending on the day) compulsive liar and malingering attention whore from Kelowna, Canada. She previously claimed to be a medical mystery, as doctors couldn't understand why her blood was magically disappearing, though she has recently revealed the cause was simply heavy menstruation due to uterine fibroids the whole time!
Chompy is a 4-year-old cat. He's Kelly's trusty companion, a talented mouser, and an overall fluffer mckitty witty cutie wootie meow meow~ He enjoys sleeping and nommin' on ankles. What a funny guy. Oh my~~~ Kitty~~~
Kelly's hobbies seem to include ballet, her cat Chompurrs (Chompy), auto-exsanguinating, and inducing allergic reactions. Her strategy to avoid responsibility for her erratic behaviour is to claim DID (formerly known as MPD).
The Dynamic Duo were originally mentioned in the Over-the-Top Spoonies and Munchausens by Internet threads.
Munchies 1:
>>>/snow/181656Munchies 2:
>>>/snow/201162Munchies 3:
>>>/snow/237479Munchies 4:
>>>/snow/300611Munchies 5:
>>>/snow/345089 It quickly became obvious that Kelly had been lurking and was revelling in the attention and pretending to be upset about it on her social media. She made several obvious self posts and was banned twice, and has since been communicating with the farm via Facebook and Instagram.
In episode 1,
>>>/snow/359452 we saw Kelly obsessively lurking the thread and learned she was posting as several different personalities (including her twin sister, various friends, her roommate, her pastor, and a nurse, among others). We also had the pleasure of learning she self-posted a number of personal images regarding her medical history, while she claimed (and continues to do so) on social media that she was hacked. You can see proof of her compiled posts here:
https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html The end of episode 3
>>>/snow/436521 saw Kelly finally undergoing a double above-the-knee amputation. She is currently under supervision, but it's expected that her (lack of) legs will spontaneously deteriorate upon discharge.
Chompurrs has provided no comment.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, episode 4!
No. 1227659
>>1227555Chompy is a cute looking, sweet cat.
He didn't deserve a psychotic, illness-faking monster like Kelly Ronahan.
Was very glad to find out that she got served by her failing body only recently.
No. 1228106
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Latest ig video uploaded by Kelly. She seems to be outside of the hospital, alone, crying. Transcript:
"I don't know if I can do this. I'm about to walk into the hospital [pans camera to hospital, then back to self] but I won't be walking out."
Please correct me if I've misheard her. Avoiding the literal sense of her words, what is she referring to? What's left her upset (besides the life-altering operation, obviously)?
No. 1228121
>>1227886I've never seen another person be able to cut their own nerves out, it's fucking crazy
Like even in ww2, the Japanese never managed to use that as torture, I dunno how this bitch pulled that off
No. 1228187
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>>1228151She did later clarify that her doctor told her it was “some lymphatic drainage thing”
No. 1228189
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>>1228187and while Kelly is an aggressively unreliable narrator, it does look to me like a lymphatic vessel (picrel)
No. 1228304
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Saged bc no milk.
Despite the horrendous nature of this situation, her spirit seems somewhat uplifted for now.
No. 1228449
>>1228106Sadly, that woman is a master at manipulating people.
Maybe she's playing the crybaby because some folks criticized her being too cheerful so shortly after the op?
She's had doctors, blood donors and her national health service on a leash for years, remember.
No. 1230654
>>1230638NTA but also new, did she cut herself at all or literally pick right down to her nerves just with her fingers? That's fucking horrifing.
Sorry for asking to be spoon fed but the little I've read in this thread made me feel straight up ill, I couldn't get through enough to grasp what happened.
No. 1230656
>>1230654i there are spoilered recaps on kiwifarms.
i think she picked at her legs with her fingers AND with scissors at times.
No. 1230898
>>1230777she has received so much psychiatric care, including both voluntary and involuntary inpatient
some people can’t be saved
No. 1231950
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One from the good ol' days of her serial bloodletting.
Note the deep cut scars on her arm!
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New post
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plus collage of the other nine pictures shared in this post
No. 1233475
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Also, according to Kelly, the plan is to remain in the hospital for at least 2 more months.
No. 1233827
>>1233630Nope. Can't have. There's no way to keep a decent balance with
two stumps. So at least we won't see her running the 100 metres hurdles or doing some fancy ballet dancing from her.
She will have to use two crutches or one of those granny rollators. Anything else will need endless dedication and lots of money, and that's too much for the whacky woman who literally ripped apart her very own legs not too long ago..!
No. 1233841
>>1233810Possible with some extremely expensive special carbon shit, maybe yes.
Whatever those people do, and however one can admire how much energy they put into it - Those will still be looking like Daffy Duck waddling along.
Some of those might have suffered from accidents or car crashes and fight their way back into a halfway normal existence. I can respect that, of course and this is a matter that should be supported.
Kelly, on the other hand, will continue to play the
victim and actively hinder all efforts to return to a healthy life. She did not learn from her grave mistakes. She's just too far out for that.
No. 1236481
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Aaaaaaaand there we have it, folks. Complications have ensued.
No. 1236743
>>1236481Hey Kelly, let the picking start (again)!
We know that you're reading here!
No. 1236744
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Guess she can't do shit with her legs except wiggling them around a bit.
No. 1238374
>>1236744At least she won't play pretty ballerina on the hospital hallway again, with her dirty feet at the wall.
/cuz they are g0hne
No. 1240556
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She's insta-bawling her derpy eyes out, but it's too damn late.
No. 1240584
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Oh cry me a river, Stumpy. It's so easy to play the victim now, isn't it.
But we know you better by now, since your days as a teenage prostitute you've been constantly fooling the people around you.
Guess your crocodile tears won't work any more.
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just look at that neglected hobo teeth of hers
No. 1253724
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If there's still someone out there who has got doubts about her absolute madness - Some prior-to-amputation pics of her rotten legs.
Bon appétit and enjoy your sweet dreams, farmers!
No. 1253808
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>>1253724Samefag here. Sorry for that sage guys.
Adding the message text.
No. 1254078
>>1253808Well, they will have to let her go some day. Next week, next month, doesn't really matter.
From the very moment she's back home she'll start shredding herself apart again, using the cheapest excuses and her usual flood of shitty lies. Of course, she will be posting pretty much everything on her IG.
It's so very sad and obvious. Bitch's gonna dig her own early grave.
No. 1254110
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>>1253724that’s …uhhh…. what the fuck
No. 1254853
>>1254604I'd say it will go on pretty much the same, except Kelly will use some other tools of trade.
She went from extreme bloodletting to burn wounds and then to literally ripping her tissue wounds open, scraping bone and cutting parts off with scissors. Guess that this is nothing you can heal just like that.
Attention whoring is one helluva drug.
Doctors will send her home and everything will get worse again.
No. 1254977
>>1254604There is literally no way out for her except full-scale inpatient treatment.
She'll relapse in the very moment they send her home, she's so fucked up.
No. 1256079
>>1255781As long as she's still lying to her doctors and nurses (which she did often enough) there will be no salvation at all for her.
All that years of medical effort and tax money of honest, working people pissed in the drain.
Making me mad, tho it shouldn't.
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Coming home soon..!
Now let's see what she does with this newfound, mainly unattended freedom.
I guess we know.
No. 1260831
>>1258642"A fair price", that's what you said.
There might be some more to come.
A whole bunch of unpaid bills.
No. 1262611
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Look who's home again!
There she is, alive and kicking, err, rollin'.
No. 1263267
>>1263058There's no need for some new illness, since she's still riding the Behcets train, as seen in her IG posts.
So we can expect some "complications" and "wrong diagnoses" pretty soon.
There are enough tools in her kitchen drawer or in the garden shed to provide that.
No. 1282204
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OMFG, Kelly the vampire is back..?
Haven't heard of her in ages, and now both her legs are just gone!!
No. 1308693
>>1308407No she doesn't have BIID. She wanted medical attention and sympathy from people who couldn't work out that she was lying her (legs) off.
Before this it was "I have MS" and before that it was bleeding herself through a port and using valuable blood supply.
No. 1332838
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pregnancy saga?
it honestly sends chills down my spine when I picture this freak responsible for another human being. I don't know how, but it should not be allowed for her to reproduce. I hope she aborts it with her usual self induced voodoo
No. 1332897
>>1332838That's just BS. She's talking about an "unborn update" which clearly relates to an update of her Insta, whatever.
Are you being hysterical, anon?
No. 1332898
>>1332838That bitch terrified her cat.
But it's good to know her shins are off for good. No more hopping for our little crazy bunny.
Also, "pregnancy", WTF anon?
No. 1858002
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Kelly had another surgery on one of her stumps. She now is amputated all the way to her hip. And one normal stump.(you need to use a spoiler for this )
No. 1858893
>>1858002Can you prove that this is Kelly or are you just stirring shit? I’ve been following her since she first started self posting here (was anyone else here for all the tumblrs and fake diaries she made to entertain farmers or is it all newfags?) and am pissed that she was either run off the internet by tiktokers or is being prevented from using the internet. I’m invested!
>>1858005I’ve seen the teeth thing repeated numerous times but it sounds like bullshit and no one ever proves it. Last picture I saw of her was in December and she was very obviously wearing a wig. It was sitting too far back and she did appear to be completely bald under it.
No. 1858996
>>1858960It does look very similar but with so many retards on Reddit and whatever other social media now being aware of her I’m hesitant to even believe my eyes. She’s been sharing and documenting her insanity online for so long that part of me assumes she’s posting updates somewhere and I just haven’t found them.
She was very briefly tossed into what looked like an institution a few years ago but I can’t remember if it was before or after she started fucking with her legs. The only reason I remember it is because she posted a video and you could see one of those weird metal toilets they have in prisons and there was never an explanation. Since she’s physically harming no one but herself I kinda don’t think she’ll ever be locked up against her will. At one point she claimed to have been in a forensic psych hospital but as with the rest of her backstory I’m not sure what to believe. I’d kill to have a factual and comprehensive summary of her life but it’ll never happen.
No. 1862420
>>1862232Dysmorphia and stress related to body parts is very common in ballet dancers, sadly. I think growing up in ballet could have a lot to do with it.
Ballet can be very competitive, can bring up a lot of control and body image issues, and can break down your body (especially feet and legs). Self-harming behaviors like cutting and anorexia are common in girls growing up in a perfectionist environment like ballet. There could be a connection.
No. 1880391
>>1858893Someone really recently uploaded new videos on Reddit under r/KellyRonahanproof.
Where did you see the wig photo? I’d love to figure out the timeline post-amputation.
I’m actually really sad for her. Was hoping she’d make some kind of recovery after going offline.
No. 1880472
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>>1880391sorry i can't convert to webm and upload because i'm on mobile but the videos show that she's picked off her hair and some of her teeth and she's continuing picking at the stump, holy shit why can't someone just institutionalize her. i suspect the reddit videos and possibly the update here are self posts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KellyRonahanproof/comments/15f7wh4/kelly_ronahan_continues_proof/ No. 1880599
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>>1880472> Posted 12 days ago by u/proff_images > “Her excuse for her teeth was that her meds made them rot and fall out”When asked where they were getting their videos from:
> “Can't disclose it. Or I'll lose connection to infos”When asked “ So she’s not back on Instagram? I’d love to know more about how she’s doing and what’s been happening since 2021.”
> Well the videos are with in the last 6months. She's been quite lately. She also has FB. But no IG No. 1880603
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>>1880599thanks for uploading that one. i find the comments with it really strange, like if she's sending them in private then surely she'd realize whoever it was that was leaking them and cut them off. i really do think she's uploading them herself in the same way she would selfpost on her original thread here. anyway, i'm converting the rest and uploading them now.
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this one is really rough to watch, sorry in advance. if you can't watch it: she thinks her stump is full of puss and pokes at it, text says she wants to pop it (her swollen stump) with a nail. says it was the same when she left the hospital so clearly doctors didn't see an issue then, which means she's been picking in the meantime.
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>>1880606comments on this video. the random capitalization and insider knowledge really makes me think it's kelly. anyway it's still just as bad if it's someone pretending to be her friend then getting her to take videos of her killing herself and uploading them to reddit.
No. 1880609
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>>1880599> Posted 12 days ago by u/proff_images on r/KellyRonahanproofIn the video Kelly is using an incentive spirometer and says “it’s supposed to bring down the (?) fever” as she uses it and then I heard “getting cute(r) that’s a defeat” (?)
in my defence, there’s audio playing in the background and I’m ESLGfag, so I might be wrong.Of note, all videos retained their original titles.
No. 1880615
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>>1880609Please play the video at your own discretion. In it, Kelly zooms into what’s left of her legs and pokes at them.
Transcribed audio from the video.
“I have a video that I’m going to send you. Ok look, so I keep getting leaks like this. What the freak is that?! What is this?! But anyways, ok, so this is…
> sighI’m now scared. I just thought this nasty thing was just like inflammation but what if that whole thing is full of pus? Oh my god, I’m scared!
> stifled laughterand that, but hmm, that’s where it all started.
> audio cuts off.”As with the other videos, it was posted on r/KellyRonahanproof by u/proff_images. When asked: “Ist that really Kelly? I thought she disappeared from social media. What is the source of that video?”
> Nope she still kicking around. She picked on her Right stump and had to have another surgery to amputated it. And this video is her picking at it. No. 1882037
The reddit poster is DEFINITELY Kelly. Think this: if she sent it to a little group of people, she would know who this is. If she sent to a larger group, the reddit poster would give where they found the video.
I believe she also pulled out her hair by herself.
>>1880615Is this how she sounded like? I never heard her voice. She can't act surprised even a little.
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Seems the Reddit poster deleted everything…
No. 1887897
>>1887401she has been involuntarily committed, she’s been in a group home, she’s had a 1:1 daily worker
at some point you have to use the resources on people who genuinely want to get well
No. 1946846
>>1882037I believe this but wonder (maybe because I haven't followed her closely over time) why would she post this way instead of updating on Instagram where they're more likely to be seen and get attention?
Is it about leaving them up just long enough to be posted here so she can read more shit about her? I thought munchies like attention but I stopped looking for updates because she's inactive on socials. seems counterintuitive
No. 1969471
>>1946846Late but I’ve followed Kelly since she first started self posting here in like 2016 or 17. While she obviously liked the attention and kept her own threads going both here and on KF, I think she actually disliked when she started getting attention from broader social media and retarded TikTokers all trying to tell the tRaGiC story of Kelly or whatever the fuck. That’s pretty much when she disappeared. I wouldn’t be surprised if she maintains some form of social media for a much smaller audience but if she does she probably isn’t terribly active on it given how fucked her health is now. Even if she’s in a care home or mental health facility or some shit I don’t think they have the legal right to refuse her access to the internet.
I wonder if she’s still in contact with Jenni or whatever her name was. Kelly acted like they were roommates but it kinda seemed more like she was a support worker of some sort. Whatever the nature of their relationship was they definitely knew each other a long time.
No. 1983525
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Kelly ronahan
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(subjectfagging newfag, unspoilered gore)
No. 1983742
>>1983532>>1983596it sounds like "I pee right from here" or possibly "the pee comes from here."
I'm assuming she's either REALLY high on pain meds or putting on a weird show for someone.
No. 1984083
>>1983791Because she doesn't want to die, she wants attention, she's just also willing to risk death to get it.
>>1983904I'm sure if they don't know they at least suspect, but what can they do about it aside from keep treating her? She's been committed before and just takes her meds for a little while and walks/rolls right back out.
They also can't just outright refuse to treat her. They can stop writing prescriptions if they think she's abusing them, but if I call 911 because I slashed my own neck open they can't just refuse to treat me just because I did it to myself.
No. 1984546
>>1984342I can't even imagine how devastating it would for her doctors to work so hard to try to save her legs for so long and create some of the best skin grafts I've ever seen only for her to destroy them.
I was thinking about that too though, I kind of wonder if maybe some of her medications have given her OCD like symptoms that cause her to pick and pull? I honestly do not know though.