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No. 1227555

Kelly Ronahan is anywhere between the ages of 2 - 40 (depending on the day) compulsive liar and malingering attention whore from Kelowna, Canada. She previously claimed to be a medical mystery, as doctors couldn't understand why her blood was magically disappearing, though she has recently revealed the cause was simply heavy menstruation due to uterine fibroids the whole time!

Chompy is a 4-year-old cat. He's Kelly's trusty companion, a talented mouser, and an overall fluffer mckitty witty cutie wootie meow meow~ He enjoys sleeping and nommin' on ankles. What a funny guy. Oh my~~~ Kitty~~~

Kelly's hobbies seem to include ballet, her cat Chompurrs (Chompy), auto-exsanguinating, and inducing allergic reactions. Her strategy to avoid responsibility for her erratic behaviour is to claim DID (formerly known as MPD).

The Dynamic Duo were originally mentioned in the Over-the-Top Spoonies and Munchausens by Internet threads.

Munchies 1: >>>/snow/181656
Munchies 2: >>>/snow/201162
Munchies 3: >>>/snow/237479
Munchies 4: >>>/snow/300611
Munchies 5: >>>/snow/345089

It quickly became obvious that Kelly had been lurking and was revelling in the attention and pretending to be upset about it on her social media. She made several obvious self posts and was banned twice, and has since been communicating with the farm via Facebook and Instagram.

In episode 1, >>>/snow/359452 we saw Kelly obsessively lurking the thread and learned she was posting as several different personalities (including her twin sister, various friends, her roommate, her pastor, and a nurse, among others). We also had the pleasure of learning she self-posted a number of personal images regarding her medical history, while she claimed (and continues to do so) on social media that she was hacked. You can see proof of her compiled posts here:

https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html

The end of episode 3 >>>/snow/436521 saw Kelly finally undergoing a double above-the-knee amputation.  She is currently under supervision,  but it's expected that her (lack of) legs will spontaneously deteriorate upon discharge. 

Chompurrs has provided no comment.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, episode 4!

No. 1227559

Previous thread, episode 3: >>>/snow/436521

No. 1227585

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https://m.imgur.com/a/MH7ZD0P

Kelly's legs: a timeline.

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No. 1227659

>>1227555

Chompy is a cute looking, sweet cat.
He didn't deserve a psychotic, illness-faking monster like Kelly Ronahan.

Was very glad to find out that she got served by her failing body only recently.

No. 1227678

>>1227585
Kelly's legs: A success story cut short.

No. 1227831

The story does not end here.

No. 1227886

There's something uniquely horrifying about Kelly as a cow. I didn't even know that you could pull your own nerves out before this. Bleugh. Anyone else feel this way?

No. 1227921

>>1227886
The wounds were unremarkable to me, I've seen worse shit around. The fact that she's done this to herself is what draws me in. That and the repetitive 'oh woe is me, the Internet bullies me' charade, which gets infuriating quickly. Not a lot of cows keep that shit up to the point of amputation.

No. 1228106

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Latest ig video uploaded by Kelly. She seems to be outside of the hospital, alone, crying. Transcript:

"I don't know if I can do this. I'm about to walk into the hospital [pans camera to hospital, then back to self] but I won't be walking out."

Please correct me if I've misheard her. Avoiding the literal sense of her words, what is she referring to? What's left her upset (besides the life-altering operation, obviously)?

No. 1228112

>>1228106
?? She's referring to the fact she won't have legs to walk on after the amputation. If she survives she'll be wheeling out of there. What else could she be talking about?

No. 1228121

>>1227886
I've never seen another person be able to cut their own nerves out, it's fucking crazy
Like even in ww2, the Japanese never managed to use that as torture, I dunno how this bitch pulled that off

No. 1228126

>>1228106
Her amputation. Both her legs were chopped off above the knee.

No. 1228151

>>1228121
Medfags on the other farms seem unable to agree whether it was a nerve, tendon or lymph vessel. The pic is referred to as the nerve pic because tht's what kelly thought it was.

No. 1228157

>>1228151
fam it could be a twizzler, she yoinked it out of her body, that's fucked up enough

No. 1228161

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>>1228157
>it could be a twizzler

No. 1228177

>>1228112
>>1228126
… it's been a few days since she's had the amputations obviously. Time-wise this doesn't make sense lol. If she'd posted it before going in for the op, sure. Why cry now after her ~uber positive~ show of strength?

No. 1228187

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>>1228151
She did later clarify that her doctor told her it was “some lymphatic drainage thing”

No. 1228189

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>>1228187
and while Kelly is an aggressively unreliable narrator, it does look to me like a lymphatic vessel (picrel)

No. 1228304

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Saged bc no milk.
Despite the horrendous nature of this situation, her spirit seems somewhat uplifted for now.

No. 1228322

>>1228304
She looks marginally less dead behind the eyes compared to her ghastly state ~4 months ago. Really thought she might die back then.

No. 1228441

>>1228106

They see me rollin'

They hatin

No. 1228449

>>1228106
Sadly, that woman is a master at manipulating people.
Maybe she's playing the crybaby because some folks criticized her being too cheerful so shortly after the op?
She's had doctors, blood donors and her national health service on a leash for years, remember.

No. 1229218

She'll be scratching, picking and fondling her stumps in a jiffy.

No. 1230622

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>>1228304
But it IS milk!

No. 1230634

i'm new to this whole kelly thread but just checked out the legs saga on her IG. Jesus. What's the tl;dr on how all of this started? like the black rotting flesh she needed the skin grafts for? How does that even happen to a person? Did she do that to herself?

No. 1230638

>>1230634
She picked at her legs, pulled out nerves and shit.

No. 1230654

>>1230638
NTA but also new, did she cut herself at all or literally pick right down to her nerves just with her fingers? That's fucking horrifing.

Sorry for asking to be spoon fed but the little I've read in this thread made me feel straight up ill, I couldn't get through enough to grasp what happened.

No. 1230656

>>1230654
i there are spoilered recaps on kiwifarms.
i think she picked at her legs with her fingers AND with scissors at times.

No. 1230681

She did not only pick her legs, but she tore the skin and flesh away right down to the BONE. There were literally HOLES in her muscles so you could see right through them to the other side. Absolutely horrendous.
Watched it at the Kiwifarms, never want to see that again.

No. 1230777

I'm not very quick to call people crazy since I definetly has been one when I considered removing my own eye when I was psychotic but holy shit this is next level crazy. Like how do you keep doing this to yourself for several years? She really needs psychiatric care.

No. 1230898

>>1230777
she has received so much psychiatric care, including both voluntary and involuntary inpatient
some people can’t be saved

No. 1231160

From the very moment you leave her alone she will be ripping herself apart again.
I just hope that someone takes care of Chompy one fine day when Kel is gone for good.

No. 1231831

#horrorcow

No. 1231950

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One from the good ol' days of her serial bloodletting.
Note the deep cut scars on her arm!

No. 1233470

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New post

No. 1233474

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plus collage of the other nine pictures shared in this post

No. 1233475

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Also, according to Kelly, the plan is to remain in the hospital for at least 2 more months.

No. 1233476

>>1233475
Hopefully this means she won't be able to fuck with the healing wounds

No. 1233528

>>1233474
So, does this solidify Kelly as the one true munchie queen, kinda like how Ashley Isaacs lords over the bone throne.

No. 1233539

I'm very curious what she will do next. I don't think she's going to mess with the stumps.

No. 1233559

Two weeks, two months, it doesn't really matter.
There will be the time when she's alone at home, without all the precious attention of doctors and nurses.
Guess what she'll be doing next.

No. 1233587

Those prosthetics that she is blabbering about won't do much, at least not without a functioning knee. Maybe some standing or moving through a room with the help of crutches, but certainly not much more that would resemble 'real' walking.

Jus' sayin.

No. 1233630

>>1233587
What are you on about? There's even runners with above knee amputation prosthetics.

No. 1233652

>>1233630
On both legs? Think about how hard it would be to walk, let alone run, on basically 2 peg legs that have no joint to bend with for movement. She’s going to be waddling like a penguin if she gets prosthetics

No. 1233810

>>1233587
They make prosthetics with joints so double amputees can walk fairly normally without crutches. You are using the internet right now, you can look up things like this before embarrassing yourself here.

No. 1233827

>>1233630
Nope. Can't have. There's no way to keep a decent balance with two stumps. So at least we won't see her running the 100 metres hurdles or doing some fancy ballet dancing from her.
She will have to use two crutches or one of those granny rollators. Anything else will need endless dedication and lots of money, and that's too much for the whacky woman who literally ripped apart her very own legs not too long ago..!

No. 1233841

>>1233810
Possible with some extremely expensive special carbon shit, maybe yes.

Whatever those people do, and however one can admire how much energy they put into it - Those will still be looking like Daffy Duck waddling along.

Some of those might have suffered from accidents or car crashes and fight their way back into a halfway normal existence. I can respect that, of course and this is a matter that should be supported.

Kelly, on the other hand, will continue to play the victim and actively hinder all efforts to return to a healthy life. She did not learn from her grave mistakes. She's just too far out for that.

No. 1233907

Ask and ye shall receive.

No. 1233958

>>1233827
It’s possible, but we’re talking literal years to regain even basic walking abilities, even assuming she puts her full effort into it. For reference, here’s some quotes from another double ATK amputee:
> Year One - I solely focused on walking and keeping my balance. I practiced walking and then stopping, standing without falling over and talking to someone while standing still.
> Year Two - I worked on walking on uneven surfaces (grass, ramps, stairs).
https://hangerclinic.com/blog/patient-stories/yvonne-llanes-double-above-knee-amputee-leaves-her-wheelchair-behind-and-adjusts-to-life-with-prosthetics/

No. 1234049

>>1233630
That's gonna take an assload of dedication, time and will. Kelly hasn't got either. She's still on self-destruct.

No. 1236392

What a cute cat.
What a retard of a woman.

No. 1236481

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Aaaaaaaand there we have it, folks. Complications have ensued.

No. 1236492

>>1236481
Did she have a stroke writing this?

No. 1236502

>>1236492 why did she suddenly repeat the exact same sentence, creepy as fuck.

No. 1236719

>>1236502
pretty sure it's just a copypaste mistake anon, lol

No. 1236720

>>1228304
I'd feel better too if my body had lost 30 pounds of useless septic flesh. At least until I came off the painkillers.

No. 1236743

>>1236481
Hey Kelly, let the picking start (again)!
We know that you're reading here!

No. 1236744

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Guess she can't do shit with her legs except wiggling them around a bit.

No. 1236793

>>1236744
Teh stumps are relly fuckin short

No. 1236931

>>1236793
tbh I'm shocked at how much leg they had to amputate. When they suspected above the knee I thought it would literally be just above the knee but I guess the necrosis/infection was pretty extensive

No. 1238374

>>1236744
At least she won't play pretty ballerina on the hospital hallway again, with her dirty feet at the wall.

/cuz they are g0hne

No. 1238375

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>>1238374
like that

No. 1238683

>>1238375
She better get that smelly pussy off the wall.

No. 1240020

I used to be horrified that Jaquie literally died, but seeing the legitimate necrosis and Kelly pulling shit out of her leg… I’m use to gore and shit. This was a lot.

No. 1240556

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She's insta-bawling her derpy eyes out, but it's too damn late.

No. 1240584

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Oh cry me a river, Stumpy. It's so easy to play the victim now, isn't it.
But we know you better by now, since your days as a teenage prostitute you've been constantly fooling the people around you.

Guess your crocodile tears won't work any more.

No. 1240650

In her newest IG Kellz tells us that she's got to "qualify" for a new set of (artificial) legs. Now that's wonderful.

"Ms. Ronahan, if we had to decide to give some $$$$$ for a kid that's lost his legs in a car crash or you, what would be your point?" - "I picked my wounds down to the bone until the flesh came off. Also, I wasted dozens of gallons of donor blood by spilling it into some toilet."

No. 1240746

The only new "legs" that she really deserved would consist of two old broomsticks with a pair of clown shoes bolted underneath.

No. 1241185

Just don't fall for her latest IG-vid.
Those tears are fake as hell.

No. 1241317

She does not qualify for a set of brand new carbon legs on the taxpayer's roll.
She deserves a smack in her stupid face and being sent home in the oldest wheelchair there is.

No. 1241959

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just look at that neglected hobo teeth of hers

No. 1243562

She will not change. That recent bit of crying is all part of her act.
The wounds on her stumps will be her meal ticket for long-lasting, intensive attention from medical professionals. If not, she will start picking and soiling her stumps. Again.

No. 1245752

Rule number one:
Never trust a mad hooker.

No. 1253724

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If there's still someone out there who has got doubts about her absolute madness - Some prior-to-amputation pics of her rotten legs.

Bon appétit and enjoy your sweet dreams, farmers!

No. 1253750

>>1253724
Sage, but what in the trypophobic fuck have I just seen?

No. 1253807

>>1253724
I can't believe this is (well, was) a real, existing leg with all that bone exposed and a fucking HOLE in it. I really can't comprehend it and it looks so fake to me, but knowing Kelly after reading the last 50 pages of her KF thread it definitely is real. How did this even happen, did she really scratch all this shit out? How the fuck does anyone think it's okay to upload something like this on instagram I swear to god

No. 1253808

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>>1253724

Samefag here. Sorry for that sage guys.
Adding the message text.

No. 1253891

>>1253808
Shit, is she really complaining about gaining weight after she lost the better part of two whole fucking legs..? That is so far out.

No. 1254078

>>1253808
Well, they will have to let her go some day. Next week, next month, doesn't really matter.
From the very moment she's back home she'll start shredding herself apart again, using the cheapest excuses and her usual flood of shitty lies. Of course, she will be posting pretty much everything on her IG.
It's so very sad and obvious. Bitch's gonna dig her own early grave.

No. 1254110

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>>1253724
that’s …uhhh…. what the fuck

No. 1254272

>>1254110

1leg2holes.jpg

No. 1254604

I read this whole saga within a few days. This is so fucking gross and out of hand. What would mental treatment even look like here? Are there similar cases where someone makes a full “recovery” after trying to severely maim themselves? Or is it more of a monitor and hope they survive situation?

She really reminds me of an old Instagram self harm acc called “tryingflyingdying” or something like that. The woman who ran the account set herself on fire and would post photos of the burns.

No. 1254647

>>1253724
Literal nightmare fuel. Holy shit

No. 1254853

>>1254604
I'd say it will go on pretty much the same, except Kelly will use some other tools of trade.
She went from extreme bloodletting to burn wounds and then to literally ripping her tissue wounds open, scraping bone and cutting parts off with scissors. Guess that this is nothing you can heal just like that.
Attention whoring is one helluva drug.
Doctors will send her home and everything will get worse again.

No. 1254977

>>1254604
There is literally no way out for her except full-scale inpatient treatment.

She'll relapse in the very moment they send her home, she's so fucked up.

No. 1255611

>>1253807
Proves that social media will try so hard to silence people they don't agree with, but someone mutilating themselves? Go for it

No. 1255781

>>1254853
>>1254977
ayrt, I worded that poorly. I meant what would treatment look like for someone who was eventually willing to comply. Or if that’s possible for anyone this far gone. There’s no doubt in my mind that this gross woman will continue to maim herself and lose limbs.

No. 1256079

>>1255781

As long as she's still lying to her doctors and nurses (which she did often enough) there will be no salvation at all for her.
All that years of medical effort and tax money of honest, working people pissed in the drain.
Making me mad, tho it shouldn't.

No. 1258141

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Coming home soon..!
Now let's see what she does with this newfound, mainly unattended freedom.
I guess we know.

No. 1258642

Oh yes, I remember that particular cow.
Wasted huge amounts of blood donations some years ago.
Both of her legs are a fair price for that! Now have fun rolling around the block or walking on cheap stilts, Kelly.

No. 1259474

It's hilarious to see people still saying they have hope Kelly will get better and come to her senses, these people are almost as delusional as her. This psycho is long gone and she's only gonna get worse from here. There's no coming back from picking your fucking legs to the bone and gleefully getting rid of them forever. She's past the point of no return and it's no use pitying her now(sage non-milk)

No. 1260831

>>1258642

"A fair price", that's what you said.
There might be some more to come.
A whole bunch of unpaid bills.

No. 1262611

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Look who's home again!
There she is, alive and kicking, err, rollin'.

No. 1262669

>>1262611

LET THE PICKING BEGIN

No. 1263058

>>1262611
Wonder how long this content new vibe will last until she fabricates the next illness now that she's visibly disabled

No. 1263267

>>1263058

There's no need for some new illness, since she's still riding the Behcets train, as seen in her IG posts.
So we can expect some "complications" and "wrong diagnoses" pretty soon.
There are enough tools in her kitchen drawer or in the garden shed to provide that.

No. 1282204

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OMFG, Kelly the vampire is back..?
Haven't heard of her in ages, and now both her legs are just gone!!

No. 1283041

May her stumps rot away.

No. 1308407

As someone who just discovered this site after doing a search engine search for kelly fake illness after seeing her picture pop up on a site dedicated to amputee fetishist I cant help but wonder if maybe she suffered from BIID all along. People will do incredible things to get the body they feel they need. Either way, having never known about this saga or even caring until she became my favorite kind of amputee, I predict she will very much welcome the new additional attention she is about to receive from the devotee community. Sure hope she embraces it, there is a shortage of dak women out there…(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1308419

>>1308407
I have no idea who this woman is, but I already hate her simply cause she attracts creepy moids

No. 1308589

>>1308419
But stumps ARE sexxay..!

No. 1308693

>>1308407
No she doesn't have BIID. She wanted medical attention and sympathy from people who couldn't work out that she was lying her (legs) off.

Before this it was "I have MS" and before that it was bleeding herself through a port and using valuable blood supply.

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No. 1332838

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pregnancy saga?
it honestly sends chills down my spine when I picture this freak responsible for another human being. I don't know how, but it should not be allowed for her to reproduce. I hope she aborts it with her usual self induced voodoo

No. 1332897

>>1332838
That's just BS. She's talking about an "unborn update" which clearly relates to an update of her Insta, whatever.
Are you being hysterical, anon?

No. 1332898

>>1332838
That bitch terrified her cat.
But it's good to know her shins are off for good. No more hopping for our little crazy bunny.

Also, "pregnancy", WTF anon?

No. 1332903

>>1332838
If Kelly gets pregnant we are going to get a saga of Kelly forcing a child to be disabled and then the child murderers her, like Gypsy Rose

No. 1332919

What's more terrifying:
Kelly being responsible for another human being

or

some fetish guy who fucks her only because of her stumps.



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