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Kelly Ronahan is anywhere between the ages of 2 - 40 (depending on the day) compulsive liar and malingering attention whore from Kelowna, Canada. She previously claimed to be a medical mystery, as doctors couldn't understand why her blood was magically disappearing, though she has recently revealed the cause was simply heavy menstruation due to uterine fibroids the whole time!
Chompy is a 4-year-old cat. He's Kelly's trusty companion, a talented mouser, and an overall fluffer mckitty witty cutie wootie meow meow~ He enjoys sleeping and nommin' on ankles. What a funny guy. Oh my~~~ Kitty~~~
Kelly's hobbies seem to include ballet, her cat Chompurrs (Chompy), auto-exsanguinating, and inducing allergic reactions. Her strategy to avoid responsibility for her erratic behaviour is to claim DID (formerly known as MPD).
The Dynamic Duo were originally mentioned in the Over-the-Top Spoonies and Munchausens by Internet threads.
Munchies 1: >>>/snow/181656
Munchies 2: >>>/snow/201162
Munchies 3: >>>/snow/237479
Munchies 4: >>>/snow/300611
Munchies 5: >>>/snow/345089
It quickly became obvious that Kelly had been lurking and was revelling in the attention and pretending to be upset about it on her social media. She made several obvious self posts and was banned twice, and has since been communicating with the farm via Facebook and Instagram.
In episode 1, >>>/snow/359452
we saw Kelly obsessively lurking the thread and learned she was posting as several different personalities (including her twin sister, various friends, her roommate, her pastor, and a nurse, among others). We also had the pleasure of learning she self-posted a number of personal images regarding her medical history, while she claimed (and continues to do so) on social media that she was hacked. You can see proof of her compiled posts here: https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html
The end of episode 3 >>>/snow/436521
saw Kelly finally undergoing a double above-the-knee amputation. She is currently under supervision, but it's expected that her (lack of) legs will spontaneously deteriorate upon discharge.
Chompurrs has provided no comment.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, episode 4!
Chompy is a cute looking, sweet cat.
He didn't deserve a psychotic, illness-faking monster like Kelly Ronahan.
Was very glad to find out that she got served by her failing body only recently.
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Latest ig video uploaded by Kelly. She seems to be outside of the hospital, alone, crying. Transcript:
"I don't know if I can do this. I'm about to walk into the hospital [pans camera to hospital, then back to self] but I won't be walking out."
Please correct me if I've misheard her. Avoiding the literal sense of her words, what is she referring to? What's left her upset (besides the life-altering operation, obviously)?
I've never seen another person be able to cut their own nerves out, it's fucking crazy
Like even in ww2, the Japanese never managed to use that as torture, I dunno how this bitch pulled that off
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She did later clarify that her doctor told her it was “some lymphatic drainage thing”
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and while Kelly is an aggressively unreliable narrator, it does look to me like a lymphatic vessel (picrel)
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Saged bc no milk.
Despite the horrendous nature of this situation, her spirit seems somewhat uplifted for now.
Sadly, that woman is a master at manipulating people.
Maybe she's playing the crybaby because some folks criticized her being too cheerful so shortly after the op?
She's had doctors, blood donors and her national health service on a leash for years, remember.
NTA but also new, did she cut herself at all or literally pick right down to her nerves just with her fingers? That's fucking horrifing.
Sorry for asking to be spoon fed but the little I've read in this thread made me feel straight up ill, I couldn't get through enough to grasp what happened.
i there are spoilered recaps on kiwifarms.
i think she picked at her legs with her fingers AND with scissors at times.
she has received so much psychiatric care, including both voluntary and involuntary inpatient
some people can’t be saved
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One from the good ol' days of her serial bloodletting.
Note the deep cut scars on her arm!
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plus collage of the other nine pictures shared in this post
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Also, according to Kelly, the plan is to remain in the hospital for at least 2 more months.
Nope. Can't have. There's no way to keep a decent balance with two
stumps. So at least we won't see her running the 100 metres hurdles or doing some fancy ballet dancing from her.
She will have to use two crutches or one of those granny rollators. Anything else will need endless dedication and lots of money, and that's too much for the whacky woman who literally ripped apart her very own legs not too long ago..!
Possible with some extremely expensive special carbon shit, maybe yes.
Whatever those people do, and however one can admire how much energy they put into it - Those will still be looking like Daffy Duck waddling along.
Some of those might have suffered from accidents or car crashes and fight their way back into a halfway normal existence. I can respect that, of course and this is a matter that should be supported.
Kelly, on the other hand, will continue to play the victim
and actively hinder all efforts to return to a healthy life. She did not learn from her grave mistakes. She's just too far out for that.
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Aaaaaaaand there we have it, folks. Complications have ensued.
Hey Kelly, let the picking start (again)!
We know that you're reading here!
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Guess she can't do shit with her legs except wiggling them around a bit.
At least she won't play pretty ballerina on the hospital hallway again, with her dirty feet at the wall.
/cuz they are g0hne
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She's insta-bawling her derpy eyes out, but it's too damn late.
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Oh cry me a river, Stumpy. It's so easy to play the victim now, isn't it.
But we know you better by now, since your days as a teenage prostitute you've been constantly fooling the people around you.
Guess your crocodile tears won't work any more.
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just look at that neglected hobo teeth of hers
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If there's still someone out there who has got doubts about her absolute madness - Some prior-to-amputation pics of her rotten legs.
Bon appétit and enjoy your sweet dreams, farmers!
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Samefag here. Sorry for that sage guys.
Adding the message text.
Well, they will have to let her go some day. Next week, next month, doesn't really matter.
From the very moment she's back home she'll start shredding herself apart again, using the cheapest excuses and her usual flood of shitty lies. Of course, she will be posting pretty much everything on her IG.
It's so very sad and obvious. Bitch's gonna dig her own early grave.
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that’s …uhhh…. what the fuck
I'd say it will go on pretty much the same, except Kelly will use some other tools of trade.
She went from extreme bloodletting to burn wounds and then to literally ripping her tissue wounds open, scraping bone and cutting parts off with scissors. Guess that this is nothing you can heal just like that.
Attention whoring is one helluva drug.
Doctors will send her home and everything will get worse again.
There is literally no way out for her except full-scale inpatient treatment.
She'll relapse in the very moment they send her home, she's so fucked up.
As long as she's still lying to her doctors and nurses (which she did often enough) there will be no salvation at all for her.
All that years of medical effort and tax money of honest, working people pissed in the drain.
Making me mad, tho it shouldn't.
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Coming home soon..!
Now let's see what she does with this newfound, mainly unattended freedom.
I guess we know.
"A fair price", that's what you said.
There might be some more to come.
A whole bunch of unpaid bills.
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Look who's home again!
There she is, alive and kicking, err, rollin'.
There's no need for some new illness, since she's still riding the Behcets train, as seen in her IG posts.
So we can expect some "complications" and "wrong diagnoses" pretty soon.
There are enough tools in her kitchen drawer or in the garden shed to provide that.
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OMFG, Kelly the vampire is back..?
Haven't heard of her in ages, and now both her legs are just gone!!
No she doesn't have BIID. She wanted medical attention and sympathy from people who couldn't work out that she was lying her (legs) off.
Before this it was "I have MS" and before that it was bleeding herself through a port and using valuable blood supply.
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it honestly sends chills down my spine when I picture this freak responsible for another human being. I don't know how, but it should not be allowed for her to reproduce. I hope she aborts it with her usual self induced voodoo
That's just BS. She's talking about an "unborn update" which clearly relates to an update of her Insta, whatever.
Are you being hysterical, anon?
That bitch terrified her cat.
But it's good to know her shins are off for good. No more hopping for our little crazy bunny.
Also, "pregnancy", WTF anon?