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Over-The-Top Spoonies/Munchausen By Internet Attention Whores General #4
Previous Thread: >>>/snow/237479
Discuss people who feign or exaggerate chronic illnesses and medical crises for attention and asspats online. Previous topic focused primarily on Instagram accounts, but posts from blogs and other social media sites are admissible.
Some of the more notable cows from the previous threads:
LifeUndiagnosedd, aka Hypermobilegeek on IG (and a shit ton more accounts). Robyn Brown is the milkiest munchiechan we've ever seen ("Kadeelyn on steroids" as another anon put it) and has her own threads now (original: >>197138
MyLifeStruggles on IG
JourneyToEmma on IG
Jonzie08 on IG
What Is A "Spoonie"?
People who identify as 'Spoonies' are referencing 'The Spoon Theory,' written by a woman with lupus to explain the chronic illness experience to a healthy friend who asked her what it really feels like to live with her medical problems.https://butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory/
The 'Spoonie' Community is, in general, a legitimate supportive network for people dealing with chronic illness. In recent years, however, it has become polluted with SJW types and has attracted a new breed of attention-seeking catfish: people who lie about, fake having, and/or exaggerate existing medical problems and crises for no benefit other than to garner attention.
What Is Munchausen By Internet (MBI)?
From Dr. Marc Feldman, an expert in factitious disorders including Munchausen Syndrome, first described Munchausen By Internet in 2000:
"…the advent of online support groups, combined with access to vast stores of medical information, enabled individuals seeking to gain sympathy by relating a series of harrowing medical or psychological problems that defy comprehension to misuse the groups. Communication forums specializing in medical or psychological recovery were established to give lay users support in navigating often confusing and frustrating medical processes and bureaucracy. Communities often formed on those forums, with the goal of sharing information to help other members. Medical websites also became common, giving lay users access to literature in a way that was accessible to those without specific medical training. As Internet communication grew in popularity, users began to forgo the doctors and hospitals often consulted for medical advice. Frequenting virtual communities that have experience with a medical problem, Feldman notes, is easier than going through the physical pain or illness that would be necessary before visiting a doctor to get the attention sought. By pretending to be gravely ill, Internet users can gain sympathy from a group whose sole reason for existence is support. Health care professionals, with their limited time, greater medical knowledge, and tendency to be more skeptical in their diagnoses, may be less likely to provide that support."
LINKS to articles and info on MBI:https://www.munchausen.com
(Dr. Feldman's website)https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/munchausen-by-internet-what-drives-people-to-fake-an-illness/7631990https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/apr/29/jules-gibson-munchausen-by-internet-sickness-bloggers-fake-it-whole-pantryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet#Characteristics
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Was waiting for someone else to make a new thread, but it's been three days and I obtained update screenshots concerning Eli, and couldn't wait any longer.
So far, seems he has a new kitten (What happened to all those different dogs he claimed to have?)
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Also, surgery? Seems he's keeping up with the bullshit of surgery and whatnot on his Facebook, but never mentions it on his Instagram. Seems fishy, honestly.
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An "update" on his "surgery".
Looks too clean, what the hell is that on his chest too?
Plus, from what I know of hospitals, at least in the UK, is that they have lights on at all times, even during the day. The lighting in his photo is off if he was in hospital, since it's a natural light, not an artificial one. He could very easily be at home pretending again, like the old days.
the thing on his shoulder is called tegaderm, but you can get that in every drug store. what is he claiming the surgery is about?
what is weirder to me is the oxygen tube. why would he need oxygen tube? that's only for people with heart or lung conditions, not regularely after usualy surgeries. And… every kind of piercings as well as ear rings are removed before a surgery. no matter what kind of surgery it is. He is flat out lying.
It's ridiculous. Just imagine how long it took him to prepare that shit at home and then making that facial expression for a picture. i wonder how many similar looking selfies he has on his phone right now.
I had day surgery at the alleged hospital to remove an ovarian growth and was made to take out every last piercing including facial ones before I arrived at the hospital to save time before surgery. The last thing on my mind was getting to put them back in as soon as I woke up.
The metal can cause interference with surgical equipment such as electrical burns from the equipment used to cauterize wounds.
Sage for blogging
My bf had an oxygen tube after a non dramatic op on his throat for around 5 hours after surgery (I'm in the UK). He had to take his piercings out and I doubt it he'd been in so much pain as on this munchies face he wouldn't be arsed to locate where the jewellery was, let alone put it back in. Also, the bf was on morphine drip for a while and zonked off his tits for half a day. He wouldn't have been able to take a selfie (if phone cameras had existed then). I say bullshit.
Sage for another kinda personal blog, but further evidence of lies.
He's claimed to have heart surgery in the past so the oxygen tube may be to do with that. Then again there were those old screenshots of him wearing a breathing tube and it being visibly taped to his arm in the photo, so it's proven he at least owns and has misused one before.
However, yeah, the piercings give him away. Might explain why he cropped it out in his Instagram post regarding it. That or he's just cropping the identifiable part of his face out as usual,
What is his IG?
Also, his mother and his aunt are both in his friend list on Facebook. Do they comment under those posts? How would be be able to post that stuff if it was fake without them getting on to it?
You can have settings on Facebook that make your posts visible to all but the people you decide can't see it.
Although it's evident his mother is in on it in some way, judging from the fact she insisted it was just his account getting hacked, and her statement to the newspapers that covered the story two months ago.
He has two Instagrams, one is private and inactive, seemingly (thepunkinthemonk), and the other is folie_a_you
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Does anyone follow this chick? I just found her today but holy hell is she obsessed with medical paraphernalia. The caption says she had to take this shit before takeoff so my question is why?? Why on a fucking plane. And why are you taking a photo of it and possibly blocking the narrow plane aisle. If you take away all the EDS WARRIOR bullshit items it'd look like the drug addict sampler platter
How is she even allowed all that shit on a plane? Did they just let her take it on as hand luggage?
Did she even say what it was?
I thought it could possibly be self harm scars or scratches or something. But now that you point it out, it looks less like that and more like his cat or dog has accidentally got in the frame. I know he got a new kitten, and they crawl about everywhere. Probably his kitten.>>300616
The lighting is absolutely a dead giveaway.
And… do you usually wake up naked after a surgery? Surely he would have some sort of gown on?
I think the black stuff might be a tattoo? He has that many, it's a possibility. Although it could also be the new kitten, it is the right colour for it.
It's true though, the lighting and the lack of gown are a giveaway that it's a bunch of bullshit. Everyone I've ever visited in a public hospital, unless brought clothes by their families, are in gowns of some sorts. He certainly wouldn't be topless after an operation, anyway.
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Some old milk from his old facebook
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Dug up this in the last thread, it's even better if you look at the progression 2013 > 2015 > 2016.
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Used to be frequent ER flyer. Bitches about getting really bad Tn flares, but refuses to avoid triggers. And it seems like she has no clue how triage in an ER works: Chronic nerve pain is no emergency, so of course you can wait several hours! Especially when you're able to play with your phone and take pictures of other people with it while having unreal nerve pain.
She has no problem with publishing photos or full names of doctors, nurses, friends or other people on social media in order to defame them. Sometimes people even ask her to take certain photos down, because of this reason. Especially when they show the name(here her oh-so-bitchy doctor) of somebody.
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She actually thinks she should be able to tell her doctors what to give her.
Or sooner. And usually quality of life is low in terms of getting out and about, especially if you enjoy sports. Like lacrosse. Or karate.
With all of his supposed conditions I'm not saying that it's impossible for him to be alive, i'm just saying i rather fucking doubt he'd be such a beacon of shining hope and love etc. etc.
And just…ugh. Everything about him pisses me off.
In mild cases, they can have a near to normal life expectancy. Though, with this kid, everything is ~super extreme seriousness~. He posted on his blog (now deleted, a shame, it was a great source of milk) that they'd tried every antibiotic possible for his recurrent infections and he was now resistant to them all.
It's funny when you think that, having admitted himself his life expectancy is 20ish, he had a "heart transplant".
They don't give transplants to people that will die anyway in less than three years.
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How can you be ~so exhausted~ from moving when you clearly state you had a moving crew?
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Who is ready for some more oversharing and tag abuse.user is MadameMcWeed because clearly making your entire identity around being ill and smoking weed is a good idea
(Note, you can see the piss inside the piss jug due to lighting)
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Caption with all the cringey tags.
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This user is otherwise not milky but this brace thing is getting out pf hand.
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Another bane mask
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Apparently she's on Adriamycin and has been for 23 weeks. A chemo drug which causes near total hair loss…
Lol guessing youre a similar sceptic who has had almost identical convos with this particular cow
'Im so sick omg dying #beatcancer #dissociativeidentitydisorder #schizophrenia #beatana' whilst simultaneously asking for money to go to college and being super sketchy and evasive about any and all details pertaining to her 'cancer' and treatment
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ugh whatever. she actually had cancer though. im pretty certain anons post was sarcasm.
Yeah, she actually had cancer and the only reason she looked "well enough" to model was a shitload of makeup to make her look less like a chemo corpse and she had no hair. This chick is claiming she's having chemo, still has hair which is evidently growing quickly, conveniently "forgets" some of the drugs she's on and even claimed she's on a 3 drug combination when the treatment for Ewings sarcoma is a 5 drug combo. >>301256
LOL no doctor would ever do that. Do you have caps of her saying this?
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Because this reply doesn't make you look crazy at all… also why would she email her doctor before she's even seen the neurologist? Couldn't she just tell the neurologist?
she seems to see someone at the pain clinic, so I don't think her GP or her neurologist are even allowed to give her stronger stuff for a weekend? And as far as I can tell it's kinda odd, that she always end up at the ER. Guess 2 weeks ago she went to the ER, because one of her roommates stole her painmeds.
And she was able to apply make-up and do her hair without having to cancel the trip. She often writes that this triggers
her TN, epecially when people critize her behaviour
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Why would they give muscle relaxers to someone with POTS?!
It weakens the vagal tone and can cause the blood pressure to go even lower.
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"I'm sooper sick, nobody is sicker than me!" Also amazing how the DID has taken forefront and the cancer has conveniently vanished… She's also claiming that no inpatient facility will take her because she's "too complicated." That's not how it works, if she was that sick she would be sectioned, end of.
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What health facility has nice china like that? And I doubt many places would share a staff member's cake with patients…
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No health facility has china like that, inpatient or outpatient. Hell, even I don't have china like that… She has a vivid imagination, her tumblr is a goldmine…
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Also what is this white people bullshit? "you don't need fancy oils or fragrances, they don't do anything for you." Has she looked in mirror lately, because if anyone needs to moisturise their hair and put some argan oil on it, it's her. Not everyone has basic white girl hair. Sage because I'm salty as fuck/blogpost
Why would you take propanolol the beta blocker for temporary pain? At most it'll be for migraines, but really it's a heart medication?
Like wtf? Also outer ear infections don't even need antibiotics they go on their own??? Why's she such a massive baby? It's people like her why we're all gonna die from mrsa.
A year ago> I have hypermobile syndrome
Now>I have vascular eds
But she's Dutch so "its different over there!" Which is basically her excuse for all the blatantly falsified shit she tries to pass off as the truth. Like the time she tried to pass of being sectioned in Holland whilst studying in the UK. >>303241
Yeah I've done varying inpatient stays and I don't remember one time staff treats were stared. We didn't even have glasses, they were all plastic tumblers…
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It's painfully obvious Hannah is sending herself anonymous hate too. I mean this DOES NOT read like a rape survivor who received a genuine rape threat. Her response is too predictable and calm for starters.
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"I'm sectioned but living abroad!" Yeah right.
wtf… that makes zero sense
nowhere does a foreign exchange for goddamn sectioning exist
She's not in a hospital or unit or anything I don't believe. She never said she was on Any of her recent posts. So please find some better milk! If she was a cow she'd be posting constantly about her being in hospital. And she's not.
Can we dig up more milk on eli instead. He's more interesting.
Really? Can you not find anything recent rather than something over a year ago?
We want to see recent milk.
Tumblr is shit anyway.
Doesn't mean she was tipped, maybe she just couldn't be bothered with tumblr.
I've had tumblr accounts, Instagram account and I've deleted them because I couldn't be bothered with them or I wanted a fresh start…
No im not whiteknighting.
I just know from personal experience that she may have just been out with friends or something and one of them could be a nurse. Doesn't instantly imply she's in hospital… she didn't say she was in hospital.
Anyway I went to one of the weddings of a nurse who looked after my sister. And I ate CAKE there!
So if I made a post with a picture of a cake saying "having a piece of the nurses cake" does that mean I'm in hospital too?
I have a lot of friends and relatives who are doctors, nurses, social workers etc.
Anyway as a kid my CAMHS worker use to take me out to cafes for our appointments and she'd buy me cake and a drink.
They do stuff like that a lot. All my MH workers have done that over the years.
Jesus. Stop jumping to conclusions there's no milk there.
Find someone who's an actual cow. I'm tired of hearing about her on hear.
I want you to talk about actual cows.
Like Eli, endlessvoices… people like them.
You're just trying to come up with conclusions because you can't find any milk. It's obvious.
Not trying to whiteknight anyone I just hate it when these threads are filled with boring people.
where is she claiming to be sectioned?
I just merely have scanned her Instagram after seeing her posted on here
Yeah because someone calling someone out on jumping to conclusions is whiteknighting for sure.
You're misunderstood what whiteknighting is.
Her Instagram is private, she's pretending to be given things like cake by nurses indicating being in a facility, >>303388
Here she claims to be sectioned AND not in hospital which isn't possible, but please, keep defending this lying creep by desperately reaching for anecdotes about seeing a case manager (entirely different to a nurse) and butchering English to attempt to make a point.
Read the date on that. How long ago was that?
It's not recent therefore it's not relevant.
And butchering English?
Fuck off, you're getting on my tits now.
I followed these threads for ages.
The people writing in these threads lately seem to be digging up old milk not new milk. I'm here to post about cows, RECENT cows, I've seen her Instagram and tumblr. There's no recent milk there.
Seems like you all are running out of cows to post about
Too bad friendo, the thread isn't here to cater to you. Bring some new milk if you don't like what's here.
And yes butchering the language. The fuck around you reached for about having some nurses cake was terrible. Bitching about current content is more boring than old milk. Bring something new to the table or find something else to do.
Wow is this bizarre. Makes me think you might be. ..Hannah?
So my mom is the charge nurse in 3rd Ward (psych unit) at a hospital in the U.S. I was even briefly hospitalized there (my mom had to move units while i was housed there due to the potential for favoritism, favors, and conflict of interest).
Which brings me to my point. Now, I don't know about Europe, but in America, to sit and share staff cake would be a huge breach in professionalism, and potentially be seen as a break in code of conduct due it being seen as favoritism (did everyone in Hannah's unit get cream cake? Or was it just the sooper-special-sick princess)? Singling one patient out for asspats and favors is very untowards in appearance (is there an inappropriate relationship going on, etc.) and would never fly in a psych unit in the US, ever. I need to ask my mom, but i am confident such conduct would warrant disciplinary action.
Don't even get me started on the glass plate. Hell's bells it was thick plastic sporks for you on Third Ward when n I stayed there.
Oh, and stfo about who is, and who isn't worthy to be in this thread. Scout out a new cow who is more milky or GTFO……Hannah.
Yeah the writing style of >>303735
is super similar to Hannah's. Especially the bit about the wedding, it reads exactly like the replies to her self-sent asks.
In the UK Nurses would not be allowed to share food with patients, staff could buy food for all the patients to share as a treat, eg on holidays, but to give one patient food is a MASSIVE breach of professionalism like you say, and would warrant disciplinary action. The plate is also a fucking massive nope. We had catering plates on the ward I was on which were hard (nigh on impossible) to break and plastic cups. I mean the water didn't even run hotter than like 60c.. >>303735
Jog on, Hannah.
RE chemo and getting out and about;
My step mum was flying interstate every week (or second week?) to teach at uni after having a double mastectomy and lymph node removal and then chemo.
She'd have her chemo, wait the 3 days til the worst symptoms abated, fly up, work for 4 days, come back down etc
And now my sister, who has a terminal brain tumour, is going back to work part time (she can drive again for now- no seizures for 6 months) even though she's also having multiple courses of chemo- I think she has a full week on then 2 weeks off for the next 12 months? IDK exactly.
But she basically experiences the same thing as my step mum, a few days of feeling like shit followed by feeling ok.
OBV it's down to what type of chemo meds you're having too (my step mum's was IV, my sister's is in tablet form) and how frequently you're having it, but they act pretty aggressively when managing a glioblastoma multiforme in someone as young as my sister just to extend her time and they don't fuck around with grade 2/stage 2 breast cancer either (my step mum's).
I mean, lots of people work while undergoing chemo, lots of people just have a few off days and then go back to work, rinse and repeat.
So it is possible to have some nice photos taken on a good day.
Mind you, both of my family members experienced hair loss, so that does make this chick's cancer claims seem shady as fuck.
sage for self blogging
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How can somene cry about being the victim of cyberbullying and act like this? Why are cows always telling people, that other people are just trying to get attention and that they are sick in their head?
When I first came across Nicole I thought she was genuine, but these days I just find myself wanting to bash my head on a wall every time I read her posts.
For example in this post if you have severe nausea and have been having for a long time you do not think oh not only do I need a massive main for lunch but soup too! I'm sorry no just no when you have had long term nausea for a good while you try easy stuff not eat masses in one go that's clearly going to end badly are you a freaking tardhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BTOcRqqDhmS/
Damn, your family are metal as fuck. Sorry about your sister fam.
Hannah is claiming she's on adriamycin IV, which is like the no1 hair-loss causing chemo drug, yet her hair is quite clearly not falling out. Plus treatment for Ewings Sarcoma uses a 5 drug combo and she only listed 3.
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So randomly stumbled upon this account while searching for pro ana scumbags… holy shit this account is a munchie goldmine (1/2)
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Here's part of the massive accompanying text!
Well you can put it into place if you know what you're doing. Most people with EDS relocate joints themselves.
Planned appointments for joint relocations however are something I've never heard of. That makes zero sense.
ha, thanks, they're pretty determined.
Watching a brain tumour take my sister is pretty hard negl (and our mum died a few years ago from cancer too)
Fuck cancer, for real
And fuck these munchie shits for playing with this- they should be forced to do the death watch with someone dying from cancer as punishment, bc that shit is traumatising as fuck.
saged for venting
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Definitely a munchie. All those tubes hanging out her cleavage, and half of them don't connect to anything. Draws the eyes away from the shaved eyebrows I suppose
Her stoma as in an incision made to direct the flow of faeces and urine? She'd want tubes related to that hanging out of her shirt? Sounds legit, anon.
But mirroring what >>305009
said, they're closed, not in use.
She's changed her username.
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claims cancer is in leg
HELP ME IM BLIND
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How come he needs carers to come shower and dress him but can stand unaided to take a picture?
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I'm sick therefore you CAN'T make me eat! Ngl she screams anorexic. Can anyone with medical knowledge debunk or explain these claims?
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EDS does not leave you unable to feel your legs…?
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When people doubt her or try to help her, she either blocks them or deletes their comments. And when followers point this out she gets all defensive, because she clearly is the victim here sarcasm off
Sadly there are still enough people who believe her lies and praise her for her braveness.
According to her the sinusitis only lasts some hours or a day, but how can a sinusitis frontalis only hurt for such a short time? Something is clearly wrong with her researching technique
I'm thinking cluster headaches may be next. I've noticed a lot of people suddenly have it, but don't take anything for it because it's not "that bad".
If you say cluster headaches are not that bad you clearly don't have cluster headaches lmfao
She's clearly still very eating disordered and she could be lying but she claims she has classical EDS which a blood test cnfirmed.
I reckon her problems are 98% due to her eating disorder.
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Update on Eli, seems he's either legally changed his name to Hunter Cole Stiles, or has a fake provisional.
That, and if he had even half of what he used to claim he had, he wouldn't be allowed to drive. He'd be given a disabled persons bus pass and rail card, but he'd never be allowed to learn to drive.
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Also could have literally just googled all this shit and rewrote it
He used to claim he had lennox gastaut syndrome, which is severe epilepsy you're stuck with forever, or so he claimed.
There's that much red tape around that alone, can't have had a seizure within 12 months, has to be controllable through medication, among other things.
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Hannah has obviously been lurking on here
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Yeah - when picking out which diagnosis you want on the internet you should probably not claim Lennox Gastaut Syndrome - the very rare and very severe type of epilepsy which is by definition not controlled through medication.
Just one of the many fake diagnoses that would make getting a driver's license impossible.
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wants to be a nurse but is triggered by ambulances, talking about mental health stuff aka basically everything medical. Also always blames everyone else for her issues, doesn't take responsibility and is bitchy as fuck.
She's seen this and put it on IG, but if she's seen it, it means she's been lurking here and more than likely posting about people. I mean she's constantly side-posting about people on IG. Some of us are actually in the recovery community and are sick of your toxicity to others, Lauren. Take some responsibility yourself and unfollow those triggering
people instead of bitching about them without naming them.
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Prove it, Lauren. We all know you lurk here. You're no different to us. >>309140
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Nice manipulating/guilt tripping of other people for your actions, Lauren. "may as well doing it right" - stop claiming self-injurious intent to make other people feel guilty. Just call them out and be done with it. Manipulating will get you nowhere.
I wonder if she was the one who posted about rebuilding.gem on here despite Gemma actually being really unwell. Every time Gemma is feeling unstable you can guarantee Lauren will post a cryptic "thanks for triggering
me" post or say about how unstable she is (which is far more than whoever posted about it first, naturally.) Stop being toxic Lauren, and if you are going to be, at least don't deny you're a farmer.
Think you'll find you're more annoying!
This is a thread to talk about munchies, like the 'spoonie' community. Not just target people because they're 'annoying'.
Come on find some cows with a lot of milk.the people who claim to have every xyz etc illness. Because they're 'chronic' special snowflakes.
But she isn't a munchie. Do you have some personal vendetta or something?
This thread is for munchies, spoonies etc.
So please stop because she's boring.
I want to read about interesting munchies with lots of milk. Not hear you whinging like a little bitch!
Yeah but he accompanied the picture of the post with text saying he was told he wouldn't get one until he was fit enough to drive and is trying to make it seem like all the sudden he has improved so much (despite claiming to have several severe and irreversible conditions which make driving unsafe and impossible).
And I don't know the procedure there but it seems fishy that he would apply for a driving license when he knew it wouldn't be approved because he was too sick and then they would just send it to him and let him know when someone finally signed off on it (you would think that whoever it was would have to discuss it with him first and then sign off).
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Anyone follow flimsywrists wrists too? Such a munchie. Claimed to have vEDS without having seen a geneticist. Also continually claims to get a feeding tube at her next appointment, which never happens.
The list goes on and on and on.
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Not an entire munchie as its clear she does have some medical issues going on but she should be fun to discuss.
Claims to have 101 conditions going on at the same time, all causing different things, yet still manages to travel across the country mid crisis. Surely if you were that poorly you would delay holidays.
Also she pulls some horrible faces for a pretty girl, is super dramatic on instagram and during her last trip to Bali was taken home early due to medical problems to be rushed into ICU back in England, no evidence of that happening just some apparent plane drama.
Disclaimer- she obviously has some kind of medical problem that I don't deny but she's dramatic as fuck with it.
When posting new cows please provide screencaps of something milky.>>310056
For the most part, this. It's sad.
I'm always wondering how she is able to afford all the trips? Does the NHS cover all the trips to the hospital in a foreign country? And why did she even fly to Bali in the first place?
And why on earth did a doctor gave her an okay for Bali or all the other places she's been to the last year? And how can you have so much energy and be so sick at the same time?
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Oh yes it's plausible she actually has these things. But as you said she definitely milks it. Three years ago she openly admitted her health problems were due to her ED. But now of course it has nothing to do with it. Proof attached post 1/2
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Worth noting: she changed her IG username to 'eloquently.mending'
Ugh, why the hell is POTS so trendy now? you have to go to a cardiologist/electrophysiologist first and make sure you have no deficiences or other explanations. Anemia and thyroid issue can mimic tachycardia seen in POTS. THEN, you need to have a tilt table test and only after that, are you actually diagnosed with POTS.
Also, most people can pinpoint exactly when they started getting sick and the cause, because POTS almost always stems from a viral or bacterial infection months prior to the onset of symptoms. Sometimes it's triggered
by puberty or pregnancy, but that kind usually goes away.
Sorry, just irks me because I have it and I've been living with it for almost a decade. And of course it's always the one accompanied by hypotension, it's never the hypertensive kind because I guess it's not cool enough or whatever.
Do these assholes even realize how truly RARE multiple personality disorder is?! Psychiatry is still debating whether or not this is a real thing. What utter nonsense.
And completely nitpicky of me, I know, but i hate when people reiterate the same expressions time and again like ~~ugh~~. Try something else to express your disdain ya dumb broad.
I called it multiple personality disorder paradoxicalperfection labled herself that, dumbass, and she added DID for good measure and spoonie points. Read the damn post next time before being so triggered
Also, I will stand behind the statement that the condition is very rare, and to quote Psychology Today (and yes I know it's not a scholerly publication), "Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) is a diagnosis that is not without controversy. Experts in the fields of psychiatry and psychology publicly dispute whether or not the disorder even exists."
Bitch if you were a regular poster here you would know we took a survey and most posters here are 20-25.
I wouldn't say it's common, however, it isn't rare. From the articles I've read, it's about as common as schizophrenia or slightly more so.
It's also massively underdiagnosed.
Sorry cupcake. DID is a very real.
How exactly do you think that a person who can survive years of horrific sexual, physical, and mental abuse is a snowflake?
Tell you what cupcake, you go get raped & beaten for a decade & then get back to me if your not in a heap in the corner screaming jibberish(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Survived that, didn't develop DID. Worst thing is the people who abused me, despite being reported to the police, repeatedly, are still out there.
Sage for non-contrib to the thread
Is this your 6 year old "alter" typing, "cupcake"? If you'd been so badly abused would you really be telling someone to "go get raped and beaten for a decade"?
DID is fake for most of the ig/tumlrinas. It's the latest mental illness to have to be hip. Throw in SRA and WOW! cool factor +100.
in your email field, instead of >:CHbu0
can you write sage please?
Continue ranting about DID in this thread:>>>/ot/190218
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Oh good grief. I'm the poster who initially said MPD gasp
and DID were rare and fake. I still stand by that statement, but I wish to God I woulda kept my mouth shut only to prevent this spergfest tirade of DID *~warriors~* from starting in the first place. STFU about it already. Lawdy I'm thinking of reporting myself at this point.
Now, I would love to hear about more crunchie munchies please.
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Man, as derailed as this choo choo was, I get some of the best chuckles out of the meta side of munchies.
Potential discussion topic: why do all #DID girls look exactly the same
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(Go to the DID thread. It's started up again. Munchie fans will get pissed off at derailing when there's already a thread for this lot. Btw, good question. Here's another).
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Back to an actual munchie to get back on track.
Dunno about you guys, but that's one weird looking "prosthetic leg" Eli has…
Almost looks like an everyday support bandage?
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Thank the gods he's giving us more milk!
The bandage is below where he'd need it if he actually had a prosthetic… >>313176
wasn't he reported to the police for this shit?!
>>313580>There has to be evidence that he is receiving treatment for a medical condition that has been fabricated.
I'm pretty sure whether he's committing fraud does not hinge on whether he's managed to trick medical professionals as well as those he's taken money from. The fact he's falsely claiming to have cancer is enough. Social media in the UK comes under the same kind of stipulations that any written publication does, hence people being arrested over tweets. Soliciting people's time and money under false pretences or by deception is totally illegal.
>And there has to be proof that he is receiving funding for said treatment under false pretenses.
He's from Scotland. We have free healthcare in the UK. No one has even claimed this is the type of fraud he committed. He defrauded a charity for kids similar to Make a Wish, it's nothing to do with his "treatment"
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Sometimes I wonder if all munchies spawn from the same hellsite.
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I get my news of the latest fashionable #spoonie illness with this one:https://www.instagram.com/ninajean/
I've known of her for years and she's always jumped on the bandwagon of whatever was THE illness to have at the time.
She's now become a full fledged spoonie with EDS, POS, chronic fatigue, hypermania, dysautomania, "cardiac problems" and a bunch of other mostly self diagnosed crap.
Her family are loaded yet she claims poverty. Had a gofuckme for a normal wheelchair then decided an electric one would give her extra spoonie points so did a gofuckme for that. She's made loads of them.
Spends all her benefits on make up and plastic crap. Recently went on holiday to the States and around Europe.
It's Mental Health Awareness week, so she's started dragging up old illnesses to appear relevant.
She has a blog where someone pulled her up on how she wastes her money and expects others to pay for her spoonie paraphernalia. Still, it's her money to waste: "What I spend my money on is my business and no one else’s. People who aren’t on benefits don’t have to put up with this money policing crap and neither should we".
Oh, and she does ballet.
>>313554>under a fake name
I was thinking about that bit, the fact he has the same name on his provisional drivers license makes me think it's not a fake name, rather he has legally changed it? Although he has fully changed it, and the provisional could be a fake.
I had a thought that his name was maybe changed because of something along the lines of witness protection, but then his whole family would've had their names changed, he'd have had to have moved, he wouldn't be allowed contact with his old friends, etc…
Still seems fishy
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Where to even begin with this…
wat. i know (or hope i know) that he's kidding but that's fucking nasty.
this tacky little shit. jesus fuckall, he's disgusting.
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Imagine the yeast.
In other news, yet another cow (SocialMasochist / Pixy_Led) expects their birthday to be special like fucking child.
This bitch doesn't have 'hypermania.' That's a symptom of bipolar disorder not a disorder on its own. Pulled that out of her ass with all her other ~spoonie problems~
Sage for mini rant/not contributing fresh milk.
>>314497>The way his left trouser leg looks
uhm. isnt the prosthetic for the right leg?
at least it looks like a shoe for a right foot, or am I seeing that wrong?
I think they mean our left, not his left? Which would be his right. It does look like a right shoe.
They do have a point about it looking like a cup of sorts being wrapped in a support bandage though. And cups that would look like that certainly do exist
It also looks too short, if you compare it to where the support bandage is on his leg in the other picture.
And the only reason I can think that he'd have his leg amputated is to do with the "cancer in his knee", which means it would definitely be too short.
Not to mention this is only a recent thing? All his photos from a few weeks back on instagram, where you can see his legs, he's mainly wearing tight fitted jeans and it's obvious that he doesn't have a prosthetic limb?
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Holy fuck they sell boot steins at Spencer's too.
Pint glasses like that are pretty easy to come by too.
On another note, I'm unsure whether he's actually legally changed his name from Elliott to Hunter or not, since the Electoral Roll still lists him as Elliott (and another listing for the same address with his deadname too…)
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If you actually look at the full image, it looks as if he's just kneeling on his leg. What the fuck are his trousers doing?
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It's been pretty much proven he's lying about having a prosthetic, look how shit that fake scar is! Fucking dreadful
Especially since he just posted about choosing a silicone exterior for cosmetic appearances - why would you cover it in white if you wanted it to look more realistic. And while I am sure it exists, I haven't seen too many prosthetics without a visible ankle joint.
Additionally, it looks really short for a below the knee prosthetic. There doesn't appear to be enough room for a functional socket and the ankle/foot hardware. I believe an amputation at that height would actually be fairly difficult to deal with if only one leg was involved because it hard to accommodate for the space needed for the foot/ankle/socket hardware and not have the prosthetic longer than the other real leg.
I call baloney on this one.
That looks so fake it hurts.
The blood would have turned dark, it wouldn't all be the same color down the entire thing. You can clearly see it was a legit line painted up the leg and then they used a sponge or paper towel to dab the "blood". They used like liquid latex to build up the skin to look raised.
Found Eli's new twitter. Claims his last chemo treatment was on the 27th April, which contradicts his post on Tumblr saying he'd been in remission for 4 years.
Also he wouldn't have been allowed certain surgery if he was still having chemo treatments. Not to mention his doctors would have strictly advised against him getting tattoos.
It just never adds up with this boy.
Plus, if his post about being in remission on tumblr was true, I'd have expected him to make a huge song and dance about his cancer being back if it did come back.
UK fag, the provisional looks legitimate, and it's actually the new design which looks a bit different to the older ones. I'd have called it fake if I hadn't recently ordered a new provisional to take my driving test, but it looks exactly like mine; it could be an expensive and clever fake though because in a picture you can't see if there's a holograph or not.
What I think is more likely and explains his name on the electoral register is that he has legally changed his name - it's pretty easy and relatively inexpensive to do - but this scummy NEET hasn't bothered to re-register to vote since changing his name, meaning that he's not intending to vote on June 8th as you can't vote if you've changed your name and not re-registered.
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This just pissed me off.
She has no need for more shit, specially free shit and she's got plenty of bags as is.
She has no reason to try to win this bag for tube feeds because she doesn't need a frigging tube. Yet she's okay going for a chance to win this when there are many who actually need this type of bag for their real tubes and ugh it just really isn't right.
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These were posted in the same time area. So much pain, so sick, dying to a sudden cure for her to go get dressed and go for this walk..
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When does she ever clean her apartment anyway?
No other mention of boyfriend since this, and I don't get why she is buying his shit (if he is real) because he works some..ugh. frustrating! I believe this was posted not long before her sudden "I'm so sick" posts I guess she figured if she does well she won't get attention.
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No. Just no.
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So Eli posted this and whilst the calf does look weird, I'm not convinced it is weird enough to be a prosthetic leg? Looks more like a few support bandages on there. Or a good photoshop.
Not an expert on it, but I'd assume if he actually had a prosthetic leg, there would be some form of seam between it and the stump showing through his jeans.
I'm probably not going to be convinced until I see the lower leg with him wearing shorts, though.
Anyone else got any ideas on it though?
Looks like a biologically female's shapely calf with a sock under her jeans and pressing it against the seat to make it look bigger (more like a prosthetic leg).
I used to work with a bloke who had a prosthetic leg and he only ever wore baggy pants. He had loads of problems where the leg used to rub on his stump (ulcers, infected blisters) and anything tight around where the leg was would've be painful. Idk if the false leg was ill fitting and that's why he had all those problems, but if this Eli's was a false leg then wouldn't s/he want to complain about blisters etc. being a munchie and all that?
It still looks too low on his leg for me to believe it. I think that every below the knee prosthetic I have seen has come up to the knee, regardless of how much residual lower limb there is. I am not an expert, but I assume that it has something to do with ensuring that the socket fits properly. His only seems to come up to mid-calf, which I would assume would be a very hard fit. In the event that was somehow possible, I would guess an outer sleeve would be necessary to hold it in place, and that would likely go above the knee and I see no lines above his knee. His prosthetic pictures always seem to indicate that it has a straight/flat top, which isn't what I have seen for any prosthetic.
It looks more like he either has squeeze a boot or a bandage under his pants.
Also, for someone who has a history of having no problem showing off his "scars" (or at least the ones he stole from someone and photoshopped on himself or the ones he painted on himself), I find it odd that he would be trying to bring attention to his "amputation" but not showing an uncovered picture of it. Given his history with pictures and photoshop, if it was real he would have posted a picture of it.
thank you for this i had no idea.
makes perfect sense though. what a fucking car crash.
Eli is FtM, yes. Doesn't mean you should stop using the correct pronouns. I don't know whether he's actually taking T or not though.
Pretty sure the fact he has a deadname was mentioned in >>314657
HypermobileGuy is also FtM iirc.>>316858
Newfag, please stop namefagging.
yeahhh I work in an environment where I see a LOT of amputees, and none of them would ever wear skinny jeans cos it fucking rubs, especially if the prosthetic is new. you're given a list of things that are recommended and skinny jeans are not advised.
also as >>317073
pointed out, they wouldn't have a prosthetic by now anyway, an above the knee amputation would need at least 6 months to settle down in my experience, and then you've got to be fitted for your prosthetic, before which you'd be on crutches. amputation stays are normally 2- 3 weeks in hospital - did they post during that time? they're definitely just fucking lying lmao trying to fake an AMPUTATION is wild, one of my colleague's granddaughters died from what eli's claiming to have and it fucking sucked watching her lose her leg and still not make it.
Some of the photos show him with a real leg as early as 12 weeks ago, which further proves your point because if 5 months is too short, 3 months is even shorter.
Everything he posts always contradicts previous things he has posted. Drivers license? If you had Lennox Gastaut, that'd be a no. Terminal cancer that had also somehow been in remission for 4 years. Prosthetic leg but no real photos to prove it and his previous claims of illness would have made getting one impossible.
He needs to do better research on things, and get his story straight. Possibly also admit to the lying but that'll never happen.
Anon from >>317073
here. I learned more about prosthetics in 30 seconds via the nhs website than any research he's done!
Don't actually know why he "had his leg amputated", he's never specifically mentioned it being due to the osteosarcoma he also claimed to have. However speculating that is what he'd claim it'd be from since it's the only leg related thing he's ever claimed to have.
But yeah, he claimed the osteosarcoma was in his knee, so one would assume they would have amputated mid thigh if anywhere, not mid calf.
You can actually be fitted for a prosthetic as soon as the wound is healed and your surgeon gives the okay. I have know individuals who begin the initial fitting within six weeks. However given all of his other "illnesses", it is unlikely that he would be healthy enough for such a fast recovery. I have also heard that the NHS does have a shortage of people who can fit/make the prosthetics so there is a longer waiting list (I haven't heard of this being a problem in the US). Additionally, the first year of having a prosthetic can be tough as you have to learn to use it and getting the proper fit can be difficult initially due to the residual stump changing.
That being said, with no reasonable explanation for the amputation other than the cancer, it would be unlikely that he would have the kind of amputation he claims to have. His "amputation" looks really low and if they are going to have to resort to amputation to ensure the cancer is gone they aren't going leave so much residual limb, particularly when it wouldn't be super advantageous for that type of amputation.
Now if he wanted to get real special snowflake points and fake amputation, he should have gone with a rotationplasty!
Wonderful news, Eli has been charged with fraud for lying about his cancer to a charity!http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/teen-charged-fraud-after-misleading-13066991
Can't wait for his denial of it though.
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So freaking deformed fingers, huh?
Her new obsession? Moles. Now she wants to get them checked out. Besides that? Her breasts. She wants a mammography, because they hurt so much. And she is making a big deal out of her oh-so-freaking-serious endo. Her period lasted 16 days, which is normal after starting hormonal therapy. She is 26 and living in austria and doesn't know how hormonal treament works? So much for advocate or professional patient.
I'm still wondering what happened to her brain problems? And especially her restless leg syndrom. And her heart problems :)
(it's rheuma_esgibtkeinzujung :D A real drama queen)
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Rare picture of Eli's prosthetic leg without a sock on.
Still wondering if her rheumatologists feds her delusions.
It's kinda sad that munchies are allowed to interact with other people on social media, because in her case a long break from instagram and facebook would help a lot. She is so obsessed with everything health related and even when she is just posting stuff in groups(not related to any illnesses) her introduction includes all of her illnesses.
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Seems like he's trying to act as if nothing is wrong on both Facebook and instagram, by using photos that were already posted on the opposing account:
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Honestly I just want to know when the trial is to go along and attend, to see what bullshit excuses he tries to come up with, and to see first hand what his punishment will be.
The fraudster is biologically female and in the UK would get sent to a female prison if you haven't got a gender recognition certificate.http://www.equality-network.org/your-rights/gender-recognition/
Maybe this one's got one if that provisional license is real.
Considering how serious what he's done is, maybe not. Defrauding a charity is serious, and the distress he caused many people, including the family of the girl whose scar/injury he photoshopped onto himself.
He's certainly not remorseful about his actions, considering he kept lying about various illnesses even after the first report about him being investigated was made. Probably more sorry he got caught than anything else. A fine would just allow him to go back to doing it all over again under his "new name".
I'd love to see him get the maximum sentence, honestly. And his mum, for essentially being an accomplice in it.
Defrauding a charity is serious. I don't know all the details of the charges but it seems like he is mainly being charged with getting a $1000 guitar from the charity after claiming to have cancer. He may have taken other things, but ultimately in the grand scheme of criminals $1000 isn't a lot. He definitely hurt the family of the girl who's scar he took, but I don't think he targeted the family so I am not sure there would be much of a case their either.
Faking diseases online is a scummy thing to do, but I don't think its actually a crime (unless you do it to get people to send you stuff, which is why what he did with the charity is illegal).
If he ever admits to faking cancer, he will probably blame it on a mental illness (hasn't he already?).
The fact that being transgender would likely make putting him in jail more complicated and the low value of the things he stole, I would doubt he would get prison time.
Then he may be sent to a mental health institute and locked up that way until he is "fit" to properly serve his sentence.>>319552>The fact that being transgender would likely make putting him in jail more complicated
Wonderful to know transgender people can skip out on prison time just for being trans…Send him to a womens prison, he'll be safer there than in a mens prison.
>he will probably blame it on a mental illness
I'm pretty sure he tried to word it like his schizophrenia/schizoaffective disorder (if he actually has either) was to blame but neither of those things would cause him to fake cancer, knowingly take someone else's scar to shop onto himself, constantly be dying and then not dying. Those things aren't "symptoms" of either of those mental health issues.
i know at least that rikers island in the us has a gay section of the prison but im not sure if that is the standard. ive heard at least that a lot of the time they are just thrown in there and if problems arise its come down to just segregating them.
im sure things are changing now because of how much of a hot topic it has become but its prison, not a school or restaurant. you get basic rights and even those end up being questionable.
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While it is from this past April 15, and she is currently all over her super severe "gastricparesis" living on sip of water and sucking on plain ice and looking soooo much weight, i dont buy it. What she has lost is likely just water weight and probably laxative other than her rx.
Her "boyfriend" was supposed to take her to a different ER because he was so concerned about her that he is "making" her go. So they were supposed to go the next morning to the out of state ER an hour and half away.
She never mentioned it again. And is obviously still just at home plotting ways to get more attention.
She contradicts everything. Everything while crying everyone judges her and gives her third degrees on everything.
She's such a mess lately…more than she's ever been that makes me
confused why she's not been mentioned much here lately.
I wasn't trying to imply that transgender people skip out on prison time. In fact, at least in the US, individuals who are transgender has a higher incarceration rate than the general population (for a variety of reasons). I am sure its not a foreign issue to most prison systems (not that they handle it well).
Overall, he presents as a high risk individual who is barely considered an adult and is being charged with a crime that wouldn't cause him to consider being a risk to others (now granted he did cause emotional harm to the family when he photoshopped the scar but he isn't likely to attack someone on the street). We know that he constantly fakes a variety of illnesses but its not a crime unless he tried to get people to give him things (which is why he is charged in the case of the charity giving him a guitar). He will likely paint a picture of himself being mentally unwell and not in control of his actions (hell he can say the voices made him do it).
He is a wretched human being but I just don't see him getting jail time. He has done a lot of terrible things but I don't think that most of them actually count as criminal offenses.
Can you please tell me what thicc is?
Google only got me to the lock up video "girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
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By thicc, I mean obese.
Pic related, THICC
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Did anyone else see HMG publicly admit to pissing himself?
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Umm….well..i guess I am surprised this one hasn't been so obsessively seeking attention seeking as of late but I think this pic alone sums it up.
..if we could actually see the shorts.
I just don't even know where this one belongs anymore! Her ED obviously is her life and treatment hopping the past years,faking illnesses, faking injuries, lying, lying about her story etc over the past few years to finally getting the plug pulled and hoping her rich daddy refuses to pay out of pocket for more, to crying to charities and having other people try to raise money for her treatment and her gofundme. Account her friend was doing that got about 3000 in before she shut it down before getting in trouble for the fraud (still would love to know what she did with that money..i hope she at least returned it or donated to a cause or something..) one of the last updates from her friend was she's a victim of cyberbulling (ironic. She's a bully to others specially in her Texas children's stays…prying on more vulnerable much younger kiddos..) some people spoke up to her B.S. and shy cried cyberbulling and suddenly needed treatment asap because her kidneys are failing and may need diaylsis and insurance is refusing to pay for it umm…if anyone was actually sick with kidney failure and need dialysis, it doesn't matter who they are or even if they have no insurance, you get medical treatment when needed..actually needed and not lies*….planning her funeral in the description was just icing on the cake) but without intervention she's doing the best she has ever at home.
I didn't think that shit. Would last long.
Sorry for the recap here..i just don't know what's worst or where she goes these days.
I just don't understand this type of shit. How does she sleep at night hurting so many people for no reason other than being so extremely wrapped up in her own pitiful self?
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Have some fresh OC.
Yeah, UTI would be diagnosed super fast. Also usually (American here) they will give you the RX without the lab (criteria must be met, like no you didn't have unprotected sex from some rando). In fact, if you're in the US download the planned parenthood app (varies by state) and you will have access to birth control. Uti help, and std screening. All done through the app (Mail for labwork).
Anyway it's suspect that they would wait given that an untreated UTI could lead to kidney infection which is serious. Also usually (not always) a UTI is gonna cause some ummmm discomfort…
Yeah I believe in the US they would give you an RX for a general antibiotic if you had a UTI. I think the only reason they would need to do further testing is if you had a history of chronic UTIs that didn't respond to general antibiotics in order to figure out what medication would best target it.
And since he already has so many other spoonie badges he has to announce that he is so ill that he requires adult diapers. Not exactly something that your average adult would want to admit.
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With a crop this is totally perfect for a meme!!
Good for them I guess?
I'm a little disturbed that it's family dessert night and tagged with food open.
Why have their faces been err drawn over? You can still see them clearly…
Also, her family look pretty normal, and dare I say good looking
TF happened to Ariana in the womb!
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Basically summarizes this… snowflake? She's been on the internet since lj and gaff days, but only really started the Munchie stuff when her parents passed away. Legitimate reason to be sad as hell, but not a legitimate reason to induce seizures by injecting herself with too much insulin to get more pity points.
I'd like to also bring up that the person leaving this comment on the article I'll put up below was one of "Gwyn's" nearest and dearest friends since the early internet days. She refers to Gwyn using various fake names; her real name is Judy, she's currently 49 years old, but she's gone by Winter Rose, Rose, and Gwyneira.
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This is the article aforementioned. How much of "Gwyn's" illnesses are legitimate, self-induced, or simply faked is unknown. Her husband plays (and has played along) for their entire marriage. Her friends are all ardent supporters, until they aren't. She's claimed to have Type I Diabetes- of some type she has, I have no doubt from the absolutely numbing amount of sugar she seems to consume, but I suspect it to be Type II. She's claimed epilepsy, then a seizure disorder, and now temporal lobe epilepsy, though she later admitted to inducing her worst seizures with an overdose of insulin. She also claims fibro, bulimia, and BDD. Her Facebook page is awash with her constantly fishing to be told how "magical, tiny, delicate, and faerielike" she is.
Photo in article is heavily filtered and shooped.
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She actually looks like this.
nobody looks like that irl with that amount of smooth tooling (you literally can't see her nose at all), but jesus christ >>323995
is terrifying. what the fuck?
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Gwyn admitting her self induced seizures. Says she was trying to an hero, but "luckily survived" aka was actually just creating a crisis situation in which everyone would coo over her and tell her how brave she is.
Ugh this woman reminds me of someone I unfortunately got tangled up with back in 2000. I was a kid at the time and -I will call her A- claimed to be 14.
Long story short myself and many others cottoned on to her bullshit. It was a sexual abuse survivors forum. My friend (a lot older, and who 17 years later I am still in touch with) wouldn't listen when we kept pointing out how odd A was etc. How she was clearly lying and faking for attention about some really fucked up shit.
Her abuse HAD to be worse, her life had to be worse. You get the picture.
It put a rift between me and my friend in a way for several years. A accused me of harrassing her and bullying her and all sorts of shit. None of which was true of course, but she wanted my friend all to herself.
Everyone eventually went their separate ways. I stayed in contact with my friend, but she also stayed in contact with A. I gave up trying to tell my friend how dangerous A appeared to be. I wasn't fooled for a second she was "only 14". It just led to arguments between me and my friend, so we just continued our friendship without speaking of A.
This went on a good 10 years maybe.
A few years ago my friend told me the truth. She had found out who the REAL A was, the year before. But was so distraught she didn't know how to tell me, and she felt so conned etc she was ashamed, and didn't want an "I told you!" Sigh….
Turns out A was a 60 odd year old woman! I fucking know! I knew she was over 30 or something but over 60??? I still cringe thinking back, cause of how fucking disturbed this woman was. She's dead now, her obit was online, and nobody went to her funeral. My friend says she will NEVER forgive that bitch for all those years of lies. And honestly, she put my friend through some real shit.
She pretended to be a social worker looking after A, and actually spoke to my friend on the phone as the social worker!
She was harming herself, or someone was harming her. Just crazy crazy shit.
I've never trusted anyone fully online since. I got burnt early!
sage for long waffle
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You mean like… aside for deliberately injecting yourself with insulin? Probably all the fucking sugary as shit food you eat despite being diabetic- even being diabetic can cause seizures if your glucose count it too high ffs
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Sorry these aren't in chronological order, I just capped a bunch of stuff and ran like hell. In here, she described undergoing a surgery for an experimental treatment. Is she for real? Who really knows~ (btw notice how she positions her hands by her sides so it gives her an illusion of actually having a waist instead of a beach ball for a torso)
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Here she describes her procedure more… in depth? Can any medical anons let us in and tell us if this sounds legit?
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Not going to give up yet…
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Alternates srs medical posts with this bullshit.
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Following whack job insta profiles to look for munchies and good milk, has anyone followed this one? I've not seen a post about it, surprisingly
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I meant to post this one lol
That was my post.
I didn't say a word about EDS as I have it myself.
I said that FND is interesting. It isn't well known and it used by some munchies. Hypermobileguy, I wasn't talking about you, no need to get your panties in a bunch.
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chronically_jacquie eating in the ER despite coming in for anaphylaxis.
No doctor with a brain would let a potential severe unknown allergy patient eat outside food, and that isn't even all- since this post in January she's moved on (through mast cell, POTS, EDS, etc) to gastroparesis currently. She travels the country blantantly doctor-shopping: one day claiming new disabling symptoms, the next day seeing a doctor who tells her she's both somehow a completely unique case AND somehow the worst symptomatically, usually followed by radical medical interventions that are highly visible. (So far: walker, wheelchair, face mask, service dog, infusion port, glucose monitor; currently weaseling for a feeding tube despite being visibly heavier in recent pics.)
She's a dairy farm.
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Paralyzed and can't sit up without assistance constantly needs money for this or that, asking for gifts, can't use hands and needs full time care staff and was in the hospital for 6 months "because she can't do this stuff with her hands" but does full make up, has many pics sitting and one standing, and makes clay models
and yet you aren't showing why you think they're a munchie. you aren't going to provide reasons why you they're milky, get off the thread. this isn't an image board for your personal vendetta shitposting. >>324704
hey hmg, welcome to the thread. let me guess, nicole tipped you, right?>>324706>>324710>>324715>>324721
lurk moar and learn how to reply ffs>>324748
that's hospital food, not outside food, and most places will authorize food in situations like these. unless you have more milk to share than this, boring. >>324790
now this one is interesting.. any claimed diagnoses? or just vague general "my hands don't work" bs?
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This is the beginning after stealing people's gastroparesis and eds stories. She has no diagnoses but claims them. The hands state are from "Me" that she's also not diagnosed with. Most milk is on fb. I just got ybdriended
god what is it with some of these people finding these boards and posting about their friends to spite them? >>324826
??? what exactly are we supposed to be gathering from this? her doctor allowed it?>>324844
pretty sure we're just confused because we don't see the milk dude and you're sperging out. unless you have some solid evidence of milk, why are you blasting her?>She's the Aly of the Munchiesphere.
nah dude, that title goes to either MLS or folie_a_you aka hunter aka cancer munchie. this sounds more like a raging hate boner than actual milk.
dude, provide examples of her "stealing people's gastroparesis and eds stories" or "no diagnoses but claims them" or gtfo.>I just got ybdriended
so, raging hate boner. gotcha.
heres the url to the original post, http://mrrightandmrbubble.tumblr.com/post/160904187534/ive-been-asked-to-put-this-up-as-its-own-post-as
im honestly really impressed at how thorough and utterly damning this is, they really did their homework and compiled a lot of shit I the of the links are really underwhelming but FUCK did op do their homework
The rest of Op's Angie tag is def worth a look, especially since Angie replied by claiming OPs is "preying on my disability by trying to isolate me from the only community I have, to cause me serious physical harm." lmaohttp://mrrightandmrbubble.tumblr.com/tagged/angie-donghttp://skagra.tumblr.com/
Thank you so much for your input. I don't understand why she keeps going to stay at hotels claiming they are the only place worth going regarding accessibility. Taking a look at the links that people gave does this seem like a fraudulent case to you?
I do think they are disabled in some way or believe they are but definitely are not in need of so much money when there is support out there.
How long generally would it take for her to be accepted into respite housing or nursing home?
On airtasker she did have people delivering medical documents, investigating ramps or translating medical documents from Chinese which might explain why some of her documents seem off.
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I think you'll find that 80% of the spoonie/ mental health community know about this website as everyone knows everyone nearly. So most people have a friend/ follower who have been posted about on here.
Also if you google usernames you can finding the lolcow thread you've been mentioned on. Doesn't take a genius. You just have to know your way around the internet.
Unfortunately I think it's unlikely that Eli would face a custodial sentence for defrauding a charity of only $1,000, especially as people seem to think he has stopped lying about his medical conditions.
But if the police in charge of the investigation were to find out that Eli is continuing this charade by changing his name, starting up other profiles and lying about new conditions they may present that evidence to the judge to show Eli's true lack of remorse and lack of insight into his actions, and that could tip things in favour of him actually doing some time.
IDK if there are any UK farmers who would consider alerting the relevant people about this information but imho it could result in this shithead actually facing real consequences for his fucked up actions, and that would be pretty fucking brilliant.
If you were honestly incapable of caring for yourself you would be quick to be placed in a nursing home (a couple of weeks). If you're really unwell, generally you will stay in hospital until placed or will have significant home care provided. I know my elderly patients have a fall, break a hip, are deemed unacceptable for rehab and are in a nursing home after a couple of weeks. Also the government would be able to translate your documents for you. When I worked in hospitals and you had a foreign patient, you could easily book a translator for the same day.
I'll read the tumblr post and see what I think
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did he say something about someone else? cause this comment to me seems pretty interesting.
That's probably true about Eli taking more than he's admitted to.
I have my own experience with court (in Australia but we have a similar set up) for a much more serious crime and I quite easily avoided prison time because I was a first offender.
The reality is that age, character references, first offences and the claim of being deeply remorseful will more than likely see Eli stay out of prison.
Most judges are usually reluctant to send a first time young offender to jail if they can help it because the kid is a lot more likely to reoffend if the do go inside.
So judges usually just hand down a suspended sentence, probation or something like that unless the crime is really abhorrent.
But, I would think that the police being able to hand in a brief showing Eli's continuing
deception, even after he has been charged with the other offences, could definitely see the little shit being held more accountable.
It should be more enough to show the judge that Eli has absolutely no remorse or insight into his actions and is at a high risk of reoffending considering he is literally in the process of committing the same sort of scam while waiting to go to court.
Judges loathe being made a fool of by anyone, but especially if they feel that the defendant has tried to pull the wool over their eyes. And a pissed off judge is a lot more likely to give a harsher sentence.
If someone can be bothered to compile into a pdf or googledocs or something I'll call crimestoppers, possibly police directly if I can do so anonymously. I don't really wanna use this forum as a source 'cause we look batshit to outsiders.
Even just a list of fake names, usernames he's using and a brief timeline of events would be good, also any sites he's used to fund raise or lie to people.
Huh… I was looking through his facebook to get you that information, and I noticed that he's deleted all mentions of the surgery and his check in to the Beatson. And his post about prosthetics.
He's seemingly deleted EVERYTHING.
he's probably planning to try and purge his existence online and/or attempt sudoku. has anyone thought about contacting the folk from organizations like http://www.warriorelihoax.com
? they're usually more credible than sites like ours
Eh, least I can do really. I don't want this fucker to get away with this. >>326518>>326525>>326532
The thing is, as everyone should know, you can't delete shit from facebook. Everything you upload stays on their servers forever, and all the police need is to request that info from them. I don't think they even technically need a warrant if the website is happy to comply, which they usually are.
You can actually still see "deleted" image posts on a lot of websites if you have the direct URL to the image.
I'll definitely mention that he's deleting all the evidence to crimestoppers, might get him slapped with an additional charge of interfering with or impeding police investigation.
welp, short list turned into long list, oops. here's some of the milk from this thread >>237479
for you or anyone to compile a starter list (this is a huge post of lolcow links to the images/posts, i've just made it a bit quicker to go to each screenshot, and i've noted what the milk is): >>245476
(eli tries to explain how he's not the bad guy in a facebook post)>>245477
(mother of daughter who died of cancer and eli shooped her wound onto his own body makes a facebook post about eli and said shooping)>>245539
(fake leg cut, unrelated or?)>>245569
(change in claims of diagnoses)>>245593
(previous FAKE letter of consultant)>>245645
(fake bleeding stomach cut)>>245654
(fb post screenshot) >>246014
(comparison of a photo eli tried to claim was HIS osteosarcoma which was actually a google search image result)>>255406
(eli stewart makes new facebook and becomes eli carter)>>265422
(eli makes new instagram as hunter stiles)>>266880
("hunter" posting about his "cancer" on IG)>>266885
(someone calls him out on faking cancer on said IG post, he deletes it)>>268723
(proof his tumblr URL is his previous instagram, confirming hunter is eli) >>278425
& archive.is/p72Ya (archive of him posting about his "cancer" going into remission) >>282192
(more proof "hunter" is eli: mutual fb friends, workplaces, etc.)>>282193
(cont'd "hunter" fb profile)>>282363
(his fixed coverup of cancer tattoo ONLY after to hide the before)>>282365
(before/after coverup tattoo)>>290480
("hunter" threatens suicide on IG)>>295413
(screenshot + farmer notes "hunter" claimed terminal cancer on his tumblr which was later switched to remission) >>296753
("hunter" claiming prosthetic leg)
sorry, >(fb post screenshot)
was of him pretending a nurse was writing out messages to people he loved because he was "dying"
also, edited link: http://archive.is/p72Ya
(archive of him posting about his "cancer" going into remission)
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I miss MLS, she's one of my favorites and her need/desire for medical attention, or attention in general seems to be increasing.
>I don't think you're dying if you're playing with Snapchat filters
If ER staff see you fucking around on your phone and taking selfies, they're not going to take you seriously, esp a frequent flyer like Danielle.
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>I'm slowly starving to death
And yet consistently gaining weight, fascinating.
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she had a minor change in HR/BP from laying, sitting, to standing (a normal and expected amount) and someone made this comment. i think her problem is that even when provided proof that she's fine, she insists she isn't. and thus, the definition of a munchie.
If she's trying to imply POTS, she's looking at the wrong number, and the only thing I can think of is she's saying she has postural hyper/hypotension. Which is what my example was of (hypo).
Hell I'd kill for a dia/sys and pulse that normal.
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kek. why do munchies always pretend they're leaving only to post nearly immediately afterwards anyway?
i'm betting she'll go for vascular eds because of those recent HR/BP posts>>327085
he can try and destroy evidence but that shit still exists on servers if the police want it. everything is archived these days.
why would the police give a fuck unless he actually misrepresented himself in order to get money? being a dumbfuck liar on the internet isn't a prosecutable offense
don't go full warriorelihoax and become a holier than thou binch
pretty sure he's far past the dumbfuck liar phase at this point. as >>318018
pointed out, he's been charged with fraud for lying about his cancer to a charity: http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/teen-fraud-after-misleading-13066991
stop whiteknighting a pathological and scummy shitbag, munchie
I think the point is more that this evidence can be used to show he is not remorseful for his actions, and was hoping he could get away with it - failing that he had set up a new identity to continue lying to people.
It can lead to a harsher sentence, at the very least, as it would prove that, given the chance, he would continue to lie about having different ailments that could lead to him defrauding more people.
that's why i said vascular, because MLS (and any munchie really) loves to be The Sickest™. they thrive off being those people who say shit like "oh, you have 8 illnesses? that sucks, i have 20". >>327144
refer to my prev point ^ munchies LOVE being the sickest™ of the bunch. they love being the one who is the rarest with having it the worst off. the problem is that a lot of them lose it in inconsistencies and aren't able to prove their claims because they're not actually fucking sick lmao. it's why we see so many of them fuck up because they have no way of proving they have X disease or disorder because (1) they don't actually have it, (2) they pick the rarest and hardest to prove (eg. cancer, vascular eds, etc.), and (3) they don't have any actual docs to prove it (documents AND doctors).>>327151
that or someone is either the cow or tipped the cow. no one flips out like that over a munchie, especially one who fakes having 3 different types of cancers at once amongst other illnesses.
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Why doesn't it surprise me that she has a fidget spinner? I can just see her unwashed ass sitting in the ER with her fidget spinner, shrieking about how she's slowly dying of starvation while intermittently taking smug snapchat selfies.
she hops on every trend. anorexia, gp, and now she's constantly on the "muh BP/HR" despite it being absolutely fine. >>327268
someone PLEASE make this happen
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MLS wants to be a tubie. kek.
i can't believe this woman is 30 fucking years old and types like this. like a child. try some punctuation, maybe.
i just imagine that she cry-types fucking everything.
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normal bloods and normal stats in general. here (attached image) she is sperging about her BP/HR again (she's become obsessed with it) and people have pointed it out. >>327366
speaking of her, she defended MLS on one particular post (i'll attach that after this one, i'm on mobile lol sry)>>327367
because as >>327369
said, she's mentally like 15 but intellectually 10. i wish i saw more crytyping with munchies but i don't see it with a lot of them sadly.
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it started with her making a post about checking her blood sugar, and just got weirder from there.
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sorry for the multiple single posts.
i cannot believe how weird she is. she's constantly checking her HR/BP, constantly checking her blood sugar, and now she wants a tube? w t f
In response to the mentally stunted thing, I agree but something that baffles me is for the amount she claims to read, her spelling and grammar is effing terrible. It just doesn't make sense. Now maybe she has a learning disability, but she claims to go through books super quickly (lie?) I don't know… it's just something that's always really bugged me.
Safe for blogging or whatever that was
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hey.shelby of all people is getting salty with mls
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i hear such a whiny, smug voice in my head when i read her posts.
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33 comments on this one post and she got absolutely slammed for it. i live for this shit (munchies being called out).
Yeah this doesn't work, it will just show the hospital how much of a munchie she is. Also surely she's
got to have some form of learning difficulty, she seems slow af
>>327105>being a dumbfuck liar on the internet isn't a prosecutable offense
The venue doesn't matter - if he were standing out in the street collecting money from people it wouldn't be any different. If there were physical written statements which in which he claimed to have cancer, and then he later destroyed them it would be the same. The fact is he gained money from people by pretending to have a disease is the part that matters. The fact it was online is pretty inconsequential.
As a kind of similar example; pretending to be homeless is a crime in the UK, if I sat outside with a sign that said "Homeless please help" - was arrested, and tried to destroy the sign, that would heavily count against me.
There's also the fact he had a gofundme account.
Oh, I just googled and found this which is pretty interesting >http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/is-it-illegal-to-lie-about-your-online-identity/
She was arrested for catfishing, essentially.
Autocuckold is not my friend
exactly. thank you for the info. also, don't feed the whiteknighters. it's most likely someone he knows irl or the cow himself. >>327625
not really, most of the comments are pretty like "wtf are you doing that for?" while erring on the side of caution since she tends to sperg out when people question her. no wonder doctors hate her. slightly OT, but why the fuck does she use the hashtags if she's private? no one will see them lmao
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she needs to stop eating crap that you shouldn't eat when you (allegedly) have GP.
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it is the spicy roasted red pepper. i buy the same one all the time.
also, look at one of her past grocery list posts. she's intentionally starving herself. this shit really pisses me off because she's self sabotaging herself. she's restricting, and then she binges on foods that are trigger
foods for GP, like jesus, fucking french fries? hummus? lemonade? syrup? it's all junk food. she fucking whinges about everything under the sun and yet will eat this shit, and then whinge about how ill she is. like, no wonder??? because you keep restricting and eating like, ice cubes, and then you binge on actual garbage. sage for rage as hell.
I highly doubt she truly restricts at all any more..even when she was inpatient for her super special and severe anorexia her lowest weight wasn't that super special low she likes to pretend. Her special severe health problems she had in treatment were induced manipulated and exaggerated..she had told many that she couldn't get her insurance to cover treatment but just like the others, insurance stops covering treatment when you don't need treatment and especially if you've got a frequent flyer thing or if you've got non compliance going on. At least she has been honest about being a B/P anorexic, but this health B.S. has been consistent. All her grocery lists she posts and her food pictures I don't believe they are honest and true to what she actually gets and actually eats..i feel like they are just another attention seeking post for her because she knows exactly what is going to get a rise out of her followers at this point.
She's been starving to death because know one will help her and treat her for over a year while gaining weight and looking healthy with absolutely no hospital admissions and with the amount she goes to the Dr, she would have been admitted several times if she was as suck as she claims. The one time she was admitted was a fluke that got her hopes up, lying about vomiting and shitting blood up and ended with her whinning they did Nothing and she had to yell to keep her there overnight for nothing. Duh. It's a very simple blood test to show if you have lost any blood anywhere and she posted her lab results, normal as usual.
It's just a long curly road of repeated B.S. with her.
I just love her claim to be slowly starving to death because they won't treat her super severe dying health, while just ballooning then randomly claiming to throw up everything but sip of water for so long and then having normal lab results..doesnt add up. I don't believe she lost weight. She would have put so many scale photos up if she had just like her dying BP/HR….not to mention her super severe GP is so mild that it's clearly easily induced by someone who has been chasing that diagnosis for years and it's not even classified as gastricparesis. She has delayed gastric emptying which is reversible and treatable..she knows that but I guarantee she's going to push and push and push until she gets what she wants…a feeding tube.
Then she will push and push and push until she gets a port..because for some reason she believes her life threatening delayed emptying means she gets a tube and a central line.
Its sickening and an insult to those truly fighting for their life with these illnesses munchies like to fake..sickening.
As someone who eats that shit by the tub (don't judge) that is def the supremely spicy hummus and not roasted red pepper. She is retarded for eating that with GP.
Sage for hummus sperging.
she has tubed herself before so i suspect that she will try again when she doesn't get what she wants. sadly she's stupid enough to post that she does it herself because she likes to say her doctors don't care or whatever but it's pretty clear you're a munchie when you're self tubing and don't need to be. i wouldn't be surprised if she tries to cut herself open to insert a tube in her stomach next. >>328389
no judging here my dude. i love that shit. i thought it was the same hummus i get but i expanded the image and you're right. it's the spicy shit (good stuff). kek, hummus sperging.
lmao that's hella stupid, you can put the tube into your lungs by accident and cause all sorts of problems. She's so fucking dumb. >>328537
Bitch needs to go on the FODMAP diet. Although no doubt she'll claim she cannot alter her diet in any way because it'll trigger
her ~sooper srs anorexia~
Pls learn to sage
Sage for rant
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Have you guys seen this stupid giveaway she's trying to do? It's a bunch of garbage basically. I'm including a screenshot but I'm on mobile and I'm also retarded and can't into collages. You get the gist though. Why is she even bothering to do this?
This looks very similar to the script I got when I was admitted with a pretty bad case of food poisoning that made me utterly miserable and in pain. I got a bit of morphine (turns out the worst of my pain was from my gallbladder doing something), antiemetics, antacids, lots of fluids etc. Not really sure what the Benadryl is for, could just be to make her chill out/calm down? My point is, it's not an unusual combination for severe food poisoning/ stomach flu? Not so much for gastroparesis, the only things that might be given there is the motility drugs (the Reglan)? While it sucks, its not an uncommon or super-scary thing to end up in the ER for uncontrolled vomiting from flu or poisoning. Seems like she's trying to make 'the pukes' seem dramatic.
Also, sage for blogging, but this shit makes me so damn sad. I have real chronic medical conditions and struggled to be heard before I was diagnosed by a specialist. I have genuine sympathy for those who are in my position as well and I try not to judge because illnesses present themselves in different ways sometimes. Chronic illness sucks. Glamorizing it, and hospital trips and medical supplies is not cool.
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why does she walk with a cane? ugh she is so itching to be disabled which astounds me. woe is me, my body is falling apart, let me self tube, run to the er multiple times for no reason, let me buy canes + a BP monitor + a blood sugar monitor, and let me fake every disorder known to fucking mankind. what's she going to claim next? cancer? is she just going to start going "my body is falling apart, i know it's cancer even though the doctors won't help, i'll make myself have cancer! that'll show them!!!!"
I'm so triggered
by>different kinds of fluids
Drink water bitch. Holy fuck.
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So there's a support group I'm in for medical stuff and someone made an overwhelmed suicidal post. OP is probably genuine because I've seen her talk about the circumstances before, but this bitch in the comment section is going kill someone.
Cane wouldn't even do her much good in a grocery store - she could either borrow one of the motorized cart that can be found at almost any grocery store or she is going to be pushing a cart in which case the cane will just sit in the cart (unless she decides to carry a basket which is unlikely if she is buying "different kinds of fluids" which would be heavy and difficult to handle with a cane.
Basically she is bringing the cane because she wants people to look at her an see how much of a special snowflake she is.
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i didn't know if you were over-exaggerating or not but wow, i don't know if this is depressing or laughable
ok, but can you provide more info? like links to said fb group? i get that this is an image board but you didn't give much to go by. does she have any info about her conditions or?>>328972
that's exactly what i was thinking too. a cane really doesn't do much in that scenario. it also seems pretty weird to me that she (yet again) has no diagnosable reason for using a cane. it's just yet another ploy for attention. >>329052
ok but it also seems to me like she made another facebook to donate it herself to make it a kind of "update" to encourage people to donate. not whiteknighting, i just don't see the milk.
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translation: i'm starving myself and purging so that i can go to the hospital, get meds for dehydration and electrolyte imbalance (from said purging), and pretend to be more ill than i really am.
and i know she reads this so MLS, if there was something wrong with you, they'd find it. your bloodwork and everything else came back normal. stop intentionally making yourself sick and stop begging the universe to make you sick.
If they really were concerned about her blood levels she wouldn't have to look them up online in a few days. She is just going to look for anything that is a smidge away from the normal limits.
Also - looks like a normal sized IV bag to me. I may be wrong but I believe that if you need a lot of fluids you get more than one bag - not a bigger bag.
As a frequent flyer, they probably just give her the fluids to get her to be quiet and go away.
If she truly has a chronic illness, she won't find a diagnosis in the ER, which is meant to solve acute issues.
I don't get the point of taking a cane to the grocery store either.
Literally everyone that uses a cane is happy to push the cart since it gives you more support than a cane by itself and is far easier.
She literally just wants people to look at her
>>329143>If she truly has a chronic illness, she won't find a diagnosis in the ER, which is meant to solve acute issues.
yeah but she is convinced that her any slight twinge in her body is an acute and dangerous abnormality that needs to be immediately treated. that's the problem. in her mind, it's like: headache? brain tumour. arm pain? blood clot. stomach pain? cancer. she wants it fixed immediately and it can't be fixed because she isn't sick. which is why it won't show in her blood, and why they let her go from the er constantly and so quickly. >>329332
not a hospitalfag here but also pretty sure it's just saline. it's also a normal sized bag, so i don't know why she said it was. i've seen bigger bags.
Glass of water with salt. An iv bag is saline solution. The body requires saline and potassium in order to absorb said "glass of water."
Middle school biology.
This makes no sense.
May I speak to your special ed assistant? They might be able to help translate.
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>muh gastroparesis…. cannot eat at all…. need feeding tube…..
i cannot stand this chick
But if it's gluten free then it must be healthy. Right?
And she keeps complaining that the doctors don't take her supposed gastroparesis seriously because of her history of anorexia. Maybe try not screaming "my ana" every three minutes.
unfortunately yes>>330895>Maybe try not screaming "my ana" every three minutes.
or maybe she needs to stop eating garbage that hurts her alleged gp, stop purging, and to just stop claiming go every time she feels ill because of her own self induced harm. she'll purge, eat crap, restrict, and keeps doing it (clearly eating disordered behavior) and then claim she's physically ill but the blood tests and other tests don't reflect that. hmm, i wonder why? and then she has the nerve to say she needs a feeding tube when she's making cake? also, i give her a few weeks until she claims she has celiac disease.
sage for absolutely blinding rage
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Her story today in this order…..
I hate people like her. So much. Actually sick people need hospital beds, and if she didn't eat atrociously she wouldn't have abdominal issues. If she's in the US then how does she afford it?! There's no NHS or anything. Tbh I think she wants a tube for A: attention and B: because she probably thinks it'll make purging easier. But mostly for attention.
saged for excessive saltiness
I can assure you that she's accumulated massive debt that she never intends to pay because she has no aduly responsibilities and that debtors are hounding her parents. I'm not entirely sure she even understands the concept of debt. She clearly has a learning disability or something, which explains some things, but absolutely does not excuse her attention-whoring.
Don't namefag, especially when hellweek just started. There's a link right on top of the page that tells you how to post properly.
Anywho, Dani does make me wonder if she's got some learning disability or if she's just dumb as doorknobs. I'm legitimately desperately curious to know if she can read a novel or is only functionally (and barely) literate.
I wish her doctors would bust her taking these smug face selfies while she's supposedly starving to death and in 10/10 pain all the time.
i agree 100% as >>331038
pointed out, debtors are likely coming after her. also, this is an anonymous
image board. no need for nicknames.
so far this is everything she claims is wrong with her or what she's done (feel free to add to this if i've missed anything):>preemie (gotta get those extra sad poor me pity points even when it doesn't affect how you are now)>sooper suhvere ana (worst in all of her state)>heart problems (supposedly low blood pressure)>claimed dysautonomia (of course)>has a cane for absolutely no reason except "bad legs" (what does that even mean?)>tried to get a service dog (for what reason i don't know why)>claimed previous sexually and emotionally abusive relationship>supposed gastroparesis (yet eats total garbage and still purges)>self tubed
all of which have been proven fine through bloodwork and what must be hundreds of trips to the er. she takes selfies constantly at the er, especially smug ones when poor doctors who don't know how delusional she is fall for her pity party. most of her doctors turn her away constantly (smart of them) and i can see why.
I think she's claimed some depression/anxiety and some personality disorder.
I used to follow her and she spoke to me and shit but it was too much trying to decipher her captions or scroll past twenty selfies all crying until you get the smirkmindicating doctors gave her an Ativan to shut up. I teeter between hating her and feeling bad for her because she seems to belong in a group homemfor disabled adults not alone with access to tubes and the ER.
There is no mystery here. She is on her state's version of Medicaid. Meaning the taxpayers of her state are paying 100% of her healthcare bills. Lucky them. I used to work in eligibility so I would bet my right ovary when I say this. This is how she can "afford" her countless forays to the ER. And yeah, no debt for her!
Also, pretty sure this whacko has her own apartment (I think it was stated somewhere earlier in the thread and I'm too tired from a 12 hour day to be bothered to find it). Again, I would bet dollars to doughnuts that it is paid for through HUD Housing. Thanks again taxpayers! And don't forget disability and SNAP Benefits! Cause you know dis bish don't work.
I bet my right tit her next diagnosis will be EDS and heart issues because she has ~bad legs~>>331093
Oh fair, thank you for explaining!
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That leg tho
Only reason he would have a fake leg is because of his supposed knee cancer. Which would be an above the knee amputation. Which would mean a knee joint on the prosthetic which would look nothing like a normal leg like it does here.
Although all the other stuff seems to indicate it's a below the knee amputation, but that doesnt look likely either…
What an idiot.
Why did his mum tell the newspapers he did have cancer, though? And, instead of blocking everyone who calls his bullshit out, why not explain his situation? And, splint for stress fracture, none of which looks like the "fake leg" he took a picture of himself drinking from?
Unless you got proof, what's to say you aren't bullshitting?
Because that's the papers. The papers did write a load of nonsense. Saying he hadn't paid a charity when he absolutely did. He was given a guitar through a vulnerable person scheme, it wasn't anything to do with his cancer. It's not my place to put ALL of his personal information online but the outcome of the case will be the proof of it. I agree, the actual splint doesn't look like what he was drinking from and we did have a discussion about it with him and why it's not appropriate to put things like that online but he doesn't understand. He's completely mentally psychotic. You're only seeing the medical posts, you're not seeing the journals he's written which talks about him being stalked by pharmaceutical companies and being experimented on. He is seriously mentally unwell. He himself has went through all the emotions associated with having a terminal illness because that is what he truly believes.
About blocking other people, he was told to do that. Not to cover himself or anything like that but he was previously abused by a friend (physically) when he told them exactly what was going on in his mind.
I wish so much that you could speak to him and actually understand. He's honestly not a bad kid and the whole situation has been underlying since he was around 12/13. He didn't intend to hurt anybody or gain anything, he is terrified because he firstly believes that he's plagued with diseases, secondly believes he's being hunted by pharmaceutical companies and thirdly because he is being wrongly accused of something that he hasn't really done.
I fully understand why people on here are angry but I do want people to understand, this isn't something that he can stop.
"Papers did write a load of nonsense" and yet he's still being charged with defrauding a charity? And that still doesn't explain why she said he had cancer, and not that he had mental health issues.
Him deleting posts about his illnesses that make him seem guilty also don't help his case. Insisting he had been to the Beatson when in fact no one there knew who he was. Among other things. Plus, I don't know of any "mental illness" aside from Munchausens and Factitious disorders that lead you to believe you're truly ill, so if you wanna divulge what he's supposedly diagnosed with so we can do some light reading on it to see if it sounds about right, please do. Otherwise, still calling bullshit because look at the lack of proof. Chances are you're Eli trying to WK yourself…
Samefagging because I forgot to add:
If it is a splint for a stress fracture, why is he kneeling on the leg that is supposed to be fractured, making it look like he only has one leg in >>314255
And don't splints typically go OVER skinny jeans, not under them, like in >>316765
Your story stinks, anon
He's just doing his own thing now. Working with animals, fostering dogs, he's in a good place and surrounded by people who know what's really happened. Some of those people are people who were devastated when they thought he was dying, but they don't hate him or think he's disgusting. They know he's ill and he's trying the best that he possibly can but he does still slip up. The biggest difference now is that he doesn't write any of those thoughts on social media anymore, he puts them in other places offline so believe me when I say that there's progress. He isn't a munchie though, he doesn't understand that these illnesses aren't real and are the result of a really awful delusion.
At this point, why lie about him? There's so much out there about him that I'd just rather the real truth was out there and his Mum has never hidden the real truth from anybody. If someone asks she'll tell them but if they've already made up their mind about him, she won't. She doesn't want him to be bullied and ridiculed for something that he doesn't have any control over.
He hasn't been charged with anything. There's been a report filed to the PF but he hasn't been formally charged.
He was reassessed for his transition and they've continued his hormone treatment only because messing around with hormones could cause more upheaval with his mental health.
I'm not whiteknighting him, I just don't want false news going around about him. Eli doesn't look after himself, he never has. He'll wear the splint under jeans when he isn't supposed to, trust me it's caused some issues.
People with any sort of illness feigning syndrome know that they're physically fine but they lie for attention. That's not what's happened here. He's still under psychiatric evaluation for schizophrenia. His delusion runs really deep and these illnesses that he believes he has are barely scrapping the surface.
You ask for proof but all the proof that you've provided backs up what I've said. You know and I know that he doesn't have cancer, hasn't had a transplant, doesn't have a prosthetic, he believes he does. He didn't post those things to get people to feel sorry for him, he did it to write it down, not knowing the impact it would have.
Eli actually does have autism so it complicates things more than you'd imagine. He has an advocate from the NAS who have been working with the mental health team. Something that came as a total surprise to me is that apparently this isn't something that's uncommon and if you don't believe me, you can phone the NAS explain the situation as I have and they'll tell you, they've heard it before.
If he truly was delusional, it would be extremely hard for him to filter his thoughts enough to write about having cancer etc. in a journal rather than online. Because he doesn't know he's delusional.
It's like saying "write your delusions in this book", but how can you when you believe everything is real?
You definitely seem like you're whiteknighting. It's not just that he's claiming to have cancer or be terminally ill, but his actions go further to the point where he's trying to convince OTHER people he has cancer. That's not a delusion.
Agree. This is Eli/Hunter trying to justify this huge mountain of complete unforgivable criminal bullshit. People with Autism generally find it difficult to see/ work with anything apart from truth/fact (disclaimer, I write generally, I work with people with ASD and fully understand every case is unique but am surprised the NAS think this is something common).
And as stated, this is all double dutch as he clearly knows he doesn't have these medical issues and his mother is clearly an enabler.
Omg great find anon, this guy is insane.
He hadn't even seen a doctor yet dx himself with stage 4 pancreatic cancer with 6 months to live.
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There's way too much to screenshot effectively, the posts are relentless
Someone do it? :) It seems like as long as he remains in denial and sends sockpuppets in here, this cow will just be the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sorry, don't know why they didn't attach
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Ugh - spends all day asking for advice on how to talk to her doctor about what her options are for her "gastroparesis". She makes it sound like it is super severe and she is about to die but also admits that her weight is stable (except interestingly enough claims her swimsuit doesn't fit because her boobs are so big - would have thought she would pick to say it doesn't fit because of either weight loss or distention)
Um - your options are stop eating crap that is counterindicated with GP. No doctor in their right mind will give her the precious NG tube she wants if she is maintaining her wait and has normal blood results.
Also isn't a NJ tube indicated more in GP - a NG tube will just fill the stomach up, which the body still won't be able to digest.
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that water bottle is filthy
Orange juice is super high in sugar
>my weight is jumping up like crazy
Hmm I wonder why.
the way the medications are conveniently in shot
such munchie milk
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Even Tina has had enough of MLS's shit lol
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>>335898>even Tina has had enough of MLS's shit
she let MLS know it too and of course, her response is shes going on a "social media hiatus" bc how dare anyone point out the obvious.
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The way MLS spends $$ drives me crazy. Why would anyone buy used young adult books, which she could get at the library for FREE, when they don't have the $150 to turn their air conditioning on for the summer? Among all the other junk she buys.
Ugh, her face is so punchable. She is one of only three cows i can legit say i hate.
Tried to "sage" in the email field but it never seems to work for me. Sorry anons. But I am trying again. Saging for A-logging.
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She's so unnecessarily sassy.
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Yep, this is the face of a woman in terrible pain. She may look like a corn-fed farmer's daughter smiling vacantly in the camera but let her assure you she's in terrible gastric distress, what with her healthy weight, ability to dress and accessorize after a fashion, and babysit. No, no, she is clearly very, very ill.
I swear to god she and Ariana Magro need to take Staging Illness on Social Media 101. They're the equivalent of men who claim to be transwomen while still dressed as a man and sporting a long beard. They don't even try. At least put some work into your dumbass lies.
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I've always thought the mysterious boyfriend was fake too.
no but someone recommended it to her on one of her posts which gave me a massive kek
also sage for rage but what makes me so mad about MLS is she doesn't want to help herself at all. as a few people pointed out, she'll drink raw fruit smoothies, drink energy drinks, eat pure sugar (like cake) or french fries, and then claim sooper suhvere gp. then she jumps to restricting her intake, waterloading, and (most likely intentionally) vomiting. she doesn't want to change her diet at all. she is so so intent on being ill, and i seriously think she will stop at nothing to achieve that. so she eventually gets the tube she craves, then what? she already has a cane that she doesn't need, a blood pressure monitor, AND a blood sugar monitor that she also doesn't need. honestly it's fucking revolting. and we know she reads this, so dani: get some fucking MENTAL HEALTH help.
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Think she will actually go?
Girlfriend is going to end up in such deep waters but maybe they will be able to offer her the help she needs for her true illness and that would be so nice to see her getting real help.
She'll probably complain about having to wait a long time too. Because she's "too sick" to wait that long.
Meanwhile if you're really super ill you'll get an emergency appointment and won't have to wait months.
Also an NG tube for gastroparesis? Really?????
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She makes everything sound like such an ordeal.
>Only has $23
>Spends it on juice and pudding.
Water is free, bitch.
Saw this a couple weeks back.
This story was the gift that just kept on giving. It has everything - extreme Munchausen by proxy to her daughter since birth who had no concept of what was or was not actually wrong with her, was told she couldn't walk, was pushed around in a wheelchair for years, fed by tube for no reason, told she was mentally incapacitated - nothing was actually wrong at all. Gypsy (the daughter) went on facebook at nigh after her mother was a sleep, met a guy, into cosplay, ageplay, multiple personality disorder you name it, between them eventually plotted to kill the mom. Did so.
just watch the docu or just google Gypsy Rose Blanchard and sit back and prepare to be amazing on a multitude of levels. If you are gripped by munchie milk this will be the best (worst) thing you ever see and its all true.
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I'm very glad that i screenshot this post of JBNs earlier because it's been deleted now. thoughts?
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I couldn't find the other examples of JBN's 'confusion', but this doesn't seem quite right. I'm not sure why she would lie though.
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Other day example
Looks to me that someone is trying anything (pretending psychosis, deteriorating physical status, inability to take in nutrition on her own) to get her NG tube reinserted. After all, it did define her whole existence. Now, she's a "nobody", amirite?>>338005
Take your HAES-ish blogpost elsewhere. Nobody cares about your body shape.
She's screen shotted the thread and put it on Insta.
Someone should give this munchie queen what she wants and start her own thread.
Screenshot of screenshot plz.
She doesn't deserve her own thread.
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The internet remembers
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Hey, hey, we're the Munchies
And people say we malinger around
But we're too busy faking
To put anybody down
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Literally no one cares who you are. Get banned.
This art rocks anon! I hope admin adds this banner upthread, too. >>338074
I think posting JBN's lulzy munchie antics is fine in this thread but in no way is dis bish worthy of her own thread.
Aaawww shucks, I'm just thrilled JBN enjoyed my little take on her recent "confusion, hallucinations, whatevs", aches and pains, and tummy troubles. It must really be embarassing to be so damned transparent, I guess. Gotta get that NG tube back or i might not win anymore pageants! Gotta get dem sympathy points with the judges!
Sage for unabashed gloating
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In hospital yet again on a day she's supposed to have therapy
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Meg/Alex has finally moved on from having a chest infection. Now she has super severe allergies and isn't allowed sugary foods. But yesterday she posted a photo of her ice cream (covered in sweets) on her personal account
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Surely everything either contains sugar or is sugar free? Either way, I'm sure this contains a significant amount of sugar
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Oh that's a bit awkward anon I just checked and they don't have a smoöy in Ireland so she had it on holidays and she didn't see the dietician until she came back. My brother was on a diet for Candida before and wasn't allowed sugar for 4-6 months too so I agree. Maybe Alex isn't a munchie how boring
It's also really weird, that she is able to access certain apps and write proper words, or?
And I don't think it's wise too eat the stuff she is. Why is she even allowed to order food? And how can she stay hydrated, when she keeps throwing up? Or do pageant stuff, when she tends to get confused or have no energy? Her story makes no sense at all
Both. Even her hospital meals are kinda odd. Isn't it better to eat easy to swallow/throw up food? Or mild food like mashed potatoes? They also offer really mild food in the hospital(mashed potatoes with mashed meat/vegetables).
And why is she even deleting post, when she has nothing to hide or is telling the truth?
Also when she done 5K on a treadmill, just after complaining about having "no energy".
If I don't eat for a couple of days, I can barely walk 1km, never mind 5.
Sounds like she's only confused or lacking energy when it's convenient for her.
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Yes , her dad passed from poly cystic kidney disease …
Brutal, but I kek'd heartily. >>338610
Is this a recent post? Quit lurking, Nicole. I see your dumb ass. >>338523
What did the post you replied to say?
I love that she keeps on getting admitted during her appointment times so she can't go to them.
Also the confusion spells are hilarious. It's like a child who watches to much Greys Anatomy and tries to get out of housework would think confusion is 😂
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>how would that work if the site is anon
You request everyone mentioned here, or at least the ones you aren't already following.
>obviously on the website which is creepy
You're probably on here more than most jolty.
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MLS is back and posting about soldiering on, like a true spoonie warrior. Anyone notice that ever since she got called out for smiling in every 'so much pain' selfie ever, not a single smiling selfie has been posted.
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Man these little tidbits JBN keeps dropping about epilepsy drive me up the fucking wall. The (highly doubtful and very manufactured) confusion. The "non-epileptic" seizures that she's trying to get diagnosed as epileptic.
As someone who's had auras for epilepsy consisting of intense disorientation, I can damn well attest that once your confusion hits the point of "not being able to communicate", you don't fucking hop onto chat or your phone and make those keys smoke with your gibberish.
I don't think she quite understands how neurological confusion works, especially with seizures. Once you've lost the ability to understand where you are, what time it is, etc, other parts of your brain that are used for much more abstract purposes (i.e. using your phone for communication) is absolutely a no-go. I mean, once you've stopped being able to produce sensible speech because of seizures (such as aphasia), like that's it, you're done, your verbal skills are now shut down.
It's not like mental disorders, where you can produce communication, but it's compromised due to other processes going on in your brain.
quick clarification. JBN was originally diagnosed with epilepsy and prescribed anti-epileptics after her initial seizures. Recently (I think once the whole somatic vomiting diagnosis came about) they began to talk about the possibility of non-epileptic seizures, which would make more sense in her case.
I can't speak for whether she's aiming for a conclusive epilepsy diagnosis so she can drop the non-epileptic diagnosis but just wanted to make her history clear. Apologies if correcting you comes across as rude. I've been following this thread for so long I feel like I know these munchies histories lol
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And then this one was posted.
Her typing is just fine..maybe her bad migraine fixes her grammar
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And finally…..this one.
I am very curious how this will turn out.
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if we keep posting about JBN she will eventually sperg out and post 18+ posts in here about how awful we all are. while she is munchie as fuck, i'd rather not listen to her whinges about how absolutely hard it is to be her. if you all want to make a thread for her, go at it, but the girl is top tier nuts. >>339001
i am as well. although i highly doubt anything is wrong with her. who wants to place bets she will self sabotage so she can get another diagnosis?>>338996>>338997>>339002
god, what is she trying to hint at now? dysautonomia? i'm so sick of her. MLS, you're fine. take your followers' advice, put a cloth on your head, and lie down. you most likely have a bad migraine. it's normal and you aren't dying. there's no need to rush to the er over a headache ffs.
And I am curious to see if she is going to try to do some sort of stupid fundraiser (she was the one who tried to do some sort of t-shirt thing in the past) to raise money for a hotel stay. I wouldn't be surprised if the "weeks worth of tests" really is just some sort of test on day one with the results back in a week. >>338997
I am so scared about my blurry vision so the best thing to do right now would be to post multiple times to social media
Umm - if your migraine is so bad maybe stay away from the screens for a bit. Also if you are truly that unwell maybe you shouldn't be babysitting (who on earth lets her babysit)>>338845
At least she has been listening and is making an effort not to make smiling "I'm soooo sick pictures"
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And really - browsing your phone and posting this pictures during an episode of "severe migraine and dizziness" because you liked the outfit. You can barely see the outfit - this is just fishing for "oh no what happened sympathy comments" or building up to whatever diagnosis she has planned next
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And the comments
- what did you do to your arm
- I self harmed and had to keep it covered
- you don't need a sling to cover a wound
- oh that arm - I hurt that one doing something else
Why would she assume they asked about the other arm in the first place!
How has healingplanets been acting up?
Mls is always acting up
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I feel like she's going to use this in the near-ish future….or this week will be reduced to a single appt.
I do love how she had 1 GES she fought forever for with more than 1 dr, self induced the results for barely delayed emptying (not even close to GP rating in this state) had 1 round of botox (supposedly. I have doubts it happened because that is not usually the first step and she hasn't been on any of the medications properly and long enough to show any results and her little delay would be corrected by the proper course of meds which we know she wouldn't do for anything..and a repeated GES would show an improvement with the meds and stopping the self inducing crap)
And this one test was more than enough for her dr, who did not want to run the test in the first place, to diagnose her with gastroparesis and not have any doubts about it.
So much is wrong with that statement she claims.
Also, places like this usually have a connected place out of town/state patients can stay at or near by hotels with discounts and free shuttle, but the patient must fit into the program requirements (aka actually deserve the discounted room by mainly being truly and honestly sick)
Disability will provide her transportation to and from her appts, including this one only 1.5hr away.
So her money and car honestly shouldn't be an excuse but I feel it coming..its already surfacing.
I wish they would just admit her that week, start from scratch and monitor her 247 so they know exactly what is going in and out of her when how and why for these tests so she cannot manipulate them.
Motility wise it would take way more than a clean week to reset her system and I doubt anyone would be able to admit her for that lengthy time needed.
In treatment she had a scope and complained forever after about her throat because they had to stretch it some. She hasn't made any complaints in a long time but u wonder if they will have to stretch it again. (Barretts for sure omg)
Also, they can usually tell if someone has GP during a scope by the times your muscles contract..shes had a bunch and it's not once been mentioned.
Sorry for the length.
GIfag here..i could go on forever with her.
So interested in what's going or not going to happen
Her dad probably did die of PKD. Traumatic events like that can trigger
wtf is up with this pose, mls trying to look spoopy thanks to her ~super srs weight loss from super srs GP~ or…?!
she just looks fucking retarded jesus christ
They could have a McDonalds house or their type of charity place that helps with such things. The fact that she's thinking hotel stay makes me feel she's lying.
Also don't munchies LOVE to list every single test they get? She's so vague on that end.
I think it's very suspicious that she is being so vague. Plus (and I could be wrong) don't most specialists try to schedule patient tests for the same day or couple of days - especially if they know the patient has to travel for the appointment.
The "I need a lot of tests over a period of a week" seems very vague.
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Agreed, she is definitely a munchie to no end but her dad really did pass (or so she has said in the past) Moms remarried though and Nicole even left feeding tube in as maid of honor (looking for attention much?) but find it interesting that JBN has taken down all her posts that even mention her father…
It's normally sick parents or siblings in childhood that start munchie behaviour later on in their lives.
Another thought - she has Medicaid. She is also claiming that this motility specialist is out of state. I believe that it can actually be pretty difficult to get Medicaid to pay for doctor's visits outside of the state. Medicaid typically doesn't want to pay for doctors visits out of state unless they were due to true emergencies. I am not an expert and I know its not impossible (I know people with Medicaid who have been able to go to out of state specialists when they have a very rare disease that only has 1 or 2 hospitals/clinics in the country that specialize in their disorder)
However, her "gastroparesis" is so mild (or in her words it is mild with severe symptoms) that I doubt it would be so easy to get an appointment with an out of state specialist with her insurance. They would at least want her to find someone in-state even if that person was farther away.
While I cant call BS because some tests are done over time, it's so unlikely that her level of insurance would cover something like this without every single other avenue being taken first.
If it were real she would be "OMG they have to check the levels of this or that! Soooo sick!"
It's tough at her age to still claim medi, but believe that if she were she wouldn't be expected to stay in a hotel for a week. They would know straight away she couldn't afford it.
At her age with no kids she would be special needs level to get it. And they STILL would have her go through every single cheaper option!
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fucking massive kek, MLS made a gofuckme account (https://www.gofundme.com/3yvtleg
). wouldn't be so enraged if i didn't feel like she wasn't going to immediately spend it on shit like fucking fidget spinners.
She either has it for disability or she has some sort of equivalent for having low income (if she qualifies for food stamps I would imagine she also qualifies for healthcare). Also according to the GoFundMe (totally called that one) she is in New Jersey. I would imagine that there is an in-state motility specialist she could see that insurance would prefer before sending her out of state.
I just can't imagine there being a scenario where she would have to be there every day for a week (maybe something where she needs to be there at the beginning and then later at the end - in which case just put up with the drive).
There is no Medicaid spend down in your state? In NYS, if you make above ~750ish you have to work at least part time, even if you get ssdi.
Unless you're institutionalized, then you're off the hook.
-actual spoonie on ssdi in nys who has to work to keep Medicaid benefits.
No. You have to work in order to keep Medicaid if you get over ~750 per month.
I meant buy in program, not spend down. https://www.medicaid.gov/medicaid/ltss/employmment/index.html
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Found her FB once she posted her full name on her gofundme. Was just amused by the "not many of you know I suffer from severe chronic invisible illnesses". The only person who would put that on their FB intro is someone who constantly tells everyone about all their illnesses.
ssdi here. Medicare for life. When you have something like polymyositis, there's needs for mris which cost $1.5k-2k if you're feeling a little pain in your leg.
Stick a genetic condition which causes random tumors growing on your bones at random, and it can get pretty expensive with Medicare only covering 80%. The spend down is calculated monthly, so if I'm in remission for a few months, then flare again, Medicaid isn't going to pay for shit unless I am working during those remission periods.
Medicare only covers 80%. For a munchie on ssdi, those er visits can add up pretty quickly into bankruptcy, unless you have Medicaid to cover the rest when your disease is active.
If their disease is active all the time, they will be given a case manager through their county, who will visit them at their home, ask them to perform daily living activities under observation, and then the Medicaid case manager makes a decision on whether or or that person is too disabled to work.
The case manager will also help you with adaptations and make referrals to occupational therapists to help you "get your shit together."
People can't. The website is anonymous.
Because like people say, we hide behind it because we say shit we'd never say to their faces!
And tbh it's fairly easy to work out who's writing about certain people. Usually people only realise someone from here is following them when the idiot puts up a post saying 'ohhh Nicole's, Alex, endlessvoices blocked me'. That's how they figure that one out or the idiot doesn't crop the screenshots and everyone can see their profile picture in the corner of the screenshots.
Right, but what you're talking about is being dual eligible which is different than just being on Medicare or Medicaid. I have expensive medical needs too and get both as well. I just wanted to point out in general that ssdi = medicare while ssi = medicaid most of the time because people confuse the two.
I'm a spoonie too so I know what it's like and it succcccks. I hate people like MLS and whatever who just want people to feel sorry for them and then either make up or exaggerate their health for pity points.
Yes I know who you are!
Ha jokes. No its probably someone guessing. If you talk in the lolcow kinda code, or know too much about the site then it's 90% chance you post on here. It's really not hard to figure out!
Maybe one of them is in bed with a technology/ hacking nerd and they've figured you out!
You do hide you IP address dont you?
But I actually do hide mine to be on the safe side
Not that it matters al but think that anon was referring to the munchies - like Meg - who are trying to figure out who is posting on here or believing they know who is posting on here meanwhile usually they don't have a clue.
Anyone notice MLS was mia today? I'm sure she's setting up for something good
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has anyone mentioned Stephidemic yet? Rapidly went from "I have chronic pain" to "I might have leukemia and the doctors don't care".
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an EMG is a muscle function test BTW
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Also sorry I posted these in the wrong order.
Oh thank you so much for your knowledge and insight. Would you pretty please explain some of the acronyms you used (not IP or OP though, I understand those). >>340437
Just had an EMG conducted on my left leg to test the extent of nerve damage from a ruptured disc. There is NO WAY that an EMG would cause the arm paralysis that she says she has. It is impossible. The voltage is simply too low. Felt like the shocks used on me were no stronger than those dime-store gag lighters that give you a shock when you compress the lighting mechanism. If your arm were to fall limp like she says, the nerve damage would have to be preexisting. And we all know that THAT is a Munchie crock of horseshit.
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Knows a lot about RA, but can't tell the difference between water retention and swollen joints.
And it's kinda amazing, that she keeps telling people how aggressive her RA is, even though there are even worse cases out there. Do they have RA from hell, or what? She clearly wants to be sickest cow ever on planet earth.
(She asked why one of the insect stings turned into a big hematoma and now she deleted the post. In one of the comments she wrote, that she is extremely allergic to insect stings. Shouldn't she go to the ER, when she is so allergic?)
Today she complained, that people are stealing her images and therefore she has to put a watermark on them. She keeps stealing a lot of stuff and puts her own watermark on them. Some cows are so dumb!
Even people who are living in the same house are questioning her now :) Well you aren't that sick, when you can spent a lot of time outside or walking the dog or go grocery shopping. And she keeps telling people how bad her pollen allergy is, but she doesn't need to wear a mask while walking the dogs.
GES = gastric emptying study. It's a generic term for the Cheap Version (Sitz markers, see below) as well as the Real Deal (which involves eating a radioactive omelette and a tech using a gamma camera to watch the radioactive eggy gunk slither through your intestinal tract.
Sitz markers are small (about 2mm diameter) circles made of radioopaque (showing up 'white' on X-rays) plastic scored in 2-4 parts. A dozen or so is put into a soft gelatin capsule. The patient is asked to swallow the capsule with a lot of water (it's a big ass motherfucker of a cap!) and then we take X-rays at predetermined intervals. This will allow us to see how fast the stuff moves through the intestines. There's an even cheaper version, where the patient takes three capsules with each differently scored markers in four hour increments. That way, a single X-ray can sort of determine gastrointestinal transit time.
Neither of these, incidentally, is cheap. Definitely not $1000, least of all with a motility specialist, who are few and far between.
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Anyone follow alithezebra? She may have things wrong with her possibly but in muchie fashion she goes fishing for that diagnosis. . . Doesn't believe any doctor besides her PCP who as she says is "ten specialists in one" and like the rest does not only have 1 gofuxkme she has 2 or 3 in hopes of getting a Svc dog and one to help pay her medical bills(but unlike some this girl does work and goes to grad school)
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Alithezebra…After going to ER for chest pain
Oh thank you so much! I always appreciate it when expert-farmers are around to share their knowledge. And Cows like to say we farmers are just fat incels living in their mother's basement secretly hate-fapping to pictures of Moomoo, lol.
Sage for thank-you note.
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Seriously? One of her diagnosis is chronic nose picking?!
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Flashback fun - when HypermobileGuy decided to pretend he had cancer then mysteriously it was never mentioned again
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Here they do the ring marker test outpatient, but a lot of the other tests are inpatient so that they can monitor you and make sure you're not making yourself ill.
So it seems weird they would just do a week of tests and not admit here. Especially since a lot of GI testing requires pretty intense preparation.
I used to do what you call cow tipping, I believe. I had/have an instagram following the worst of the lot, and checked if any of them checked themselves into a hospital where friends worked. And yes, I did tell them to go check out their instagram. Professional spoonies are a walking, talking liability lawsuit waiting to happen, and I don't want any of my buddies losing their licence because they either refused to do invasive surgery/insert tubes/administer risky medications on Spoony McMalingeur or ultimately relented and did what the patient demanded only to predictably cause them harm.
if just one of the dozens of drugs that Robyn the Fake Epilepsy Chick makes pill art (Jesus take the wheel!) with ended up hurting her, guess who would be on the hook. That's right, her poor physician. I have heard horror stories of spoonies threatening to make various nasty accusations unless they got what they wanted. It's incredible.
Mainstay therapy for FND is reassuring patient that they will recover. I've trained in the UK and I've done enough neurology to know the last FY1 knows not to give a prognosis, least of all an adverse one, to an FND patient.
Where FND is genuine, it often takes the form of a self-fulfilling prophecy. The patient's outcome is contingent on whether they're treated as a recoverable case.
What puzzles me more is who greenlit hormone treatment for someone with this extensive a health history, esp. where there is such a significant mental component.
The things these people will do for false test results are truly shocking g. I knew a girl that used to go on fastfood binges, stopped taking laxatives and drastically upped her opioids just so the tests would come back positive.
They only see a feeding tube as a reason for more pity points. They don't care about all the bad sides.
And Jesus, the prep. For months, they collect tubie pads. God damned tubie pads. And cute heart shaped NG/J stickers. There are plain bland tubie pads for adults, but they must have the cute ones designed for kids because muh aesthetic. I've once come across a cow who posted about going to shop for new makeup to go with her tube. It's like it's a fashion accessory cum status symbol, indicating you're now Big League Sick.
These people fuck me off.
Holy crap, anon!
I know Munchausen's is a mental illness and all but I wonder also aside from attention, how many Munchie's also do things so that they can collect disability and don't have to work.
None, technically (GImedfag from earlier here). There are a handful of different syndromes that are similar. In malingering, patients have a clear outside objective, and are entirely aware that they are deceiving others to reach that gain by assuming the sick role. Munchiechans don't do it for the gains. They don't even do it for sympathy (many are very vocal about not wanting it because, as a Munchie patient of mine once admitted, the one moment when they feel really guilty is when someone expresses genuine sympathy towards their suffering). They do it to be seen as brave, strong and exceptional, usually when there's either been such a demand on them all their lives or when they have fairly little to make them appear such. Few Munchies are particularly talented or exceptional. They're literally sick of their averageness. A few get a rush out of 'outwitting' us. As in, 'it's ok I did not get into med school… look at that asshat intern trying to figure out what's wrong with me, lol'. I have relatively little sympathy for this aspect but understand that to many of them it's a rush, and probably the only one in their lives.
Then there's a weird animal that is much less understood. A few Munchies start their career as being genuinely somatically sick or unwell with conversion disorder. The concept of 'morbid gains' is used to describe when someone is subconsciously 'encouraged' to continue being sick, get sicker, neglect treatment etc. because of what they're getting out of sickness, be it drugs or sympathy (you'll find physiologically the two are quite the same!).
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Just keep sucking in that stomach girl, you might actually trick people
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Like an ad for a bad porno… flimsywrists and alithezebra I guess have a YouTube channel or something
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Click on the number of the post you want to reply to. Just click it. Very easy. Why do so many people lately not know how to use image boards?
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It's still onemorestep2 sooooo my guess is you have been blocked
Simple. Damned summerfags.
Sage for snark
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Guess who suddenly doesn't have vEDS anymore and has a much shorter list of diagnosis. Hilarious
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New list on the left, old on the right. Magic
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She got the munchie posing down too, hell
Somehow a lot of Munchies have Fibro and essential tremor.
Where is the neuropathy and tremor on the new list? How can you get rid of ET? It's really akward that her list got so short
5'10 and 101lbs? that would give her a bmi of 14.5….
the sheer weight of her bullshit must add at least another 20lbs though which I guess might account for the distinct lack of being even remotely underweight, nevermind severely and life threateningly so.
jesus fucking christ. these munchies.
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I love how flimsywrists accompanies her munchie buddies to their appointments to help "peruse an EDS diagnosis"
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Alithezebra had a tilt table test today but posted this last night… cuz I'm sure in no way did that have some sort of efffect on her results today since Valium lowers the BP and who knows what time she took it at or how much …
That's fucking infuriating!
"Loading up" on Valium… aargh!
Hopefully they do a proper review and she's honest about it. I somehow doubt it though.
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Her post about today's TTT
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Second part of her post
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Lmfao! Thinkinf someone called her out on he bs? The table was facing a wall?
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Lol bitch if they let you stand for half an hour you're fine. I've had the test adjusted because the doctors were too afraid to completely tilt me. So I only went to 30 and then 60 degrees. No way they will let you stand for half an hour if you're symptoms are that severe. Unless you're full of it and your vitals are completely fine.
Btw she is the first person I know to make it the whole 30 minutes, lmao
Sage for blogging
someone already said that
read the fucking thread properly newfag
sage for being a grumpy shit
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Has the tiniest bruise: #teammysteriouslegbruise
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If you have such severe allergies you probably shouldn't do bathbombs love
>>341082>Vitamin deficiencies, vit D> Vitamin Malabsorbtion, vit D
This is so…
What the fuck. You would have rickets?! your legs would be so fucking bowed if you had a vitamin d deficiency with any level of significance or severity.