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No. 938397

previous threads : >>>/ot/827021

you know the drill, post funny caps from the boards, please try not to sperg, have fun

No. 938433

File: 1634224540537.jpg (35.35 KB, 673x368, nonny love.jpg)

Love themed dump

No. 938435

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File: 1634224688494.jpg (12.23 KB, 475x102, lesbian hetalia.jpg)

No. 938441

File: 1634224995728.png (4.71 KB, 1191x95, 1.png)

Not love themed but made me laugh so have it anyway

No. 938467

Well what is the story behind that reaction image?

No. 938482

I love thread picture, nonnie. I'm so glad I decided to go to sleep and let someone else make a new thread

No. 938575

File: 1634232838457.png (954.26 KB, 1263x2000, ZroL4pofV9YgjFoPV7UKXybfxamUcp…)

from the cat thread

No. 938609

Great, now I’m horny. Thanks a lot Froggy.

No. 938612

File: 1634234755901.jpg (272.27 KB, 894x1634, nonnie horny michael.jpg)

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No. 938641

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No. 938651

KEK what thread

No. 938759

I think it was from a shayna thread.

No. 939188

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No. 939190

kek this got me for some reason

No. 939297

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This is why I love LC.

No. 939317

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I’m actually so fucking tired of lesbians berating straight women for not wanting to fuck women, go away

No. 939324

absolutely based mods

No. 939332

That’s berating women who give men so much leeway imho

No. 939333

What is a red-pilled lesbian?

No. 939335

Literally where did that anon berate hetties for not fucking women? The anon they were responding to called Seth Rogen a "sexy dad", the bar for men is so low it's in hell.

It's jannie speak for "mean dyke".

No. 939348

you don't need to be a lesbian to realize that seth rogan and most guys posted on this site is ugly lol

No. 939477

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No. 939482

Insecure old nonnies always gotta make fun of a 18-19 year old woman, it’s just how the story goes

No. 939490

kek the file name

No. 939491

Lighten up it's not that deep

No. 939520

Where is the lie though? Janny probably felt called out.

No. 939524

I just think Bella Hadid and Billie Eilish look like crystal MILFs when they're styled a certain way. I'm literally younger than one of them, calm down lol

No. 939543

>Literally where did that anon berate hetties for not fucking women?
>"straight women have no standards"
Also why do you guys keep using this tumblr slang? "hetties" wtf, talk like a normal person

No. 939560

lmao who gets this defensive over ugly men getting called ugly

No. 939572

Saying that straight women have low standards for male appearance is not the same thing as saying that they should fuck women, stop straw manning lmao. If ugly men getting called ugly upsets you so much this is probably not the board for you. Go wash the skidmarks out of your bf's underwear or something.

No. 939644

How does thinking women get with men below their league a lot (an objective reality) mean that anon was berating women for not fucking other women? Men who aren't 100% uggo exist, are you by chance maybe just not attracted to men yourself to not be able to see that? I agree the way she worded it sounded pretty redpill-like so I don't think the redtext is wrong, but it sounds like she was just talking about women raising their standards for men rather than being a "mean dyke." inb4 you also call me a dyke, false

No. 939654

I'm so tried of y'all, you know damn well wtf i'm talking about, stop pretending some anons (femcels) don't bring scrotes being shitty just to shit on straight women

No. 939668

Women that value themselves and don't fuck uggos are femcels? Jesus, put down that copium. I've seen straight women themselves say the exact same thing about their standards being too low. Female Dating Strategy teaches women not to settle for shitty men. This isn't bi and lesbians vs. straight women like you're making it out to be.

No. 939684

Anon, I'm not pretending anything. You made a post accusing the person in that cap of saying something they never said, and that's all there is to it. You brought lesbians into it, not the op. As a straight woman I could easily identify the message being for straight women to have standards for ourselves even if the way anon worded it was salty. All your "omg dyke" shit is just paranoia.

No. 939850

>using femcel as an insult on a notably pink pilled imageboard

No. 939855

I wanna watch this series unironically starring Ellish and Hadid as 40 something fuck ups

No. 939873

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No. 939879

I'm not saying all anons criticizing are all lesbians, but there's obviously a group that brings it up obsessively out of spite towards straight women, even their tone sounds incely, stop being obtuse.
>You brought lesbians into it, not the op
This is a cap from the lesbian thread, they said it

No. 939881

>even their tone sounds incely,
Never saw lesbian anons call hetero anons useless holes, fleshlights etc.

No. 939910

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No the screencap is from the celebricows thread in response to an anon saying that Seth Rogen looks like a sexy dad. No one is being obtuse, you literally just have a chip on your shoulder about the meanie lesbos and made some shit up that no one actually said.

No. 940053

Can meanie lesbos keep their seething over dang dirty hetties to their containment thread? Shit on Seth Rodgen and that one anon if you want instead of derailing about those awful straights
>ooh did the meanie lesbos hurt you uwu
Ok but don't whine about lesbophobia when you get shit for being a cunt. Lolcow is free for all, you don't get to be an asshole sacred cow because you have the most oppression points as a dyke. Go back to Tumblr if you want to shit on hEtTiEs and have them apologise for not being born a lescel like you

No. 940091

Every time guys? Every time? Every single time? Must the funny caps thread devolve into het vs. lesbo autism thunderdome every time? Could we maybe settle for half the time? I’ll even take 3/4 of the time. But every goddamn motherfucking time? I’m going to start flinging my own shit like an agitated chimpanzee if we can’t get at least a brief respite from this personality disorder exhibition

No. 940110

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No. 940113

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No. 940114

What is the context of this?

No. 940116

check current vent thread

No. 940118

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No. 940129

>hole switching action
Lol what the fuck

No. 940135

File: 1634376001485.jpg (124.42 KB, 1071x798, 1611692835071.jpg)

And I'm so fucking tired of you acting as if everything is BeRAtInG sTrAiGht WImEn. That shit is true.

No. 940137

no, it's not.(infighting)

No. 940144

At least it's not bi women vs lesbians for once.

No. 940145

sounds like she wants a vaginal infection

No. 940167

AYRT and I am straight. Keep seething because you know what was said in the screencap is true.

No. 940326

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is it so damn hard for you retards to keep a thread on-topic

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No. 940544

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>>940539 picrel

No. 940879

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No. 941156

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No. 941157

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No. 941380

I laughed so hard when I read that reply in the thread that water almost came out my nose

No. 941693

I want to be op's friend irl so we can discuss it in depth

No. 941791

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No. 941912

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No. 941946

Somebody come get their mom

No. 941988

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No. 941996

what goes through these moids heads? do they really think we care? it’s so hilarious to me that they’re going to die lonely and afraid they never had sex because the only purpose of their life is to eject their toxic seed into their chosen victim

No. 942000

Not worth discussing. Daily reminder to ignore all things scrote as it deprives them of what they desire the most, reciprocated female attention in any form

No. 942102

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How high was anon? We may never know

No. 942152

I hope this was posted in the Favorite Song Lyrics thread kek

No. 942180

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I thought it was a reply to the above post

No. 942474


No. 942611

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No. 943363

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No. 944042

File: 1634744724494.jpeg (298.07 KB, 578x672, 6001D36D-14EC-4369-9A20-45C81A…)

something about this just really spoke to me

No. 944092

File: 1634750061226.png (358.48 KB, 1126x442, iuhboii all DLC edition.png)

Oi, you left out the cherry, the troon posted their transition goal with the post as well.

No. 944098

I've been thinking about that word all day yesterday, brilliant

No. 944341

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No. 944947

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No. 944961

Why are some anons full of schizo rage at innocent stuff?

No. 944971

I like how they started with 'you should kill yourself' and then they ended with 'you should kill yourself'

It's almost like two bookends holding the rest of the schizo together.

No. 944977

pretty sure that's sarcasm, anon. like the time someone called me a freak because I like to put peanut butter on toasted bagels (which was funny)

No. 944983

Which thread?

No. 944986


No. 944997

>peanut butter on toasted bagels

No. 945002

>peanut butter on toasted bagels
Fucking heathen

No. 945013

>peanut butter on toasted bagels
Sin incarnate

No. 945022

>peanut butter on toasted bagels
you ARE a freak for that one

No. 945050

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No. 945053

File: 1634820540158.jpeg (274 KB, 1125x1207, 4331A0CD-AB1A-4CFD-9B6B-0CD6AA…)

This made me cackle

No. 945290

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No. 945341

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No. 946336

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No. 946391

if u r the anon making those posts thank you for the art don't stop

No. 946595

File: 1634914366279.png (58.85 KB, 1660x206, kek.png)

cant remember where i got this or who it is about but its still funny

No. 946670

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[Sides.exe has crashed]

No. 946674

kek where

No. 946680

Not Elaine thread

No. 946797

File: 1634929971441.png (9.47 KB, 1308x86, 10_22.png)

No. 946810

I'm dead. What thread

No. 946826

Attractive women you find unattractive thread in /g/

No. 946997

>implying timothee whatever is not hideous

No. 947252

File: 1634953996085.png (226.49 KB, 1123x698, komaedaddy.png)

No. 947254

File: 1634954182395.jpg (22.53 KB, 500x500, 12coats.jpg)

No. 947266

File: 1634955371007.png (304.86 KB, 1260x634, take responsibility.png)

I can’t get over this one

No. 947380

>take responsibility

No. 947633

File: 1634999945852.jpeg (54.91 KB, 612x171, F69F9B18-6F08-49D7-9892-0773A2…)

lesbian incels really do exist

No. 947639

Whenever I see someone here call someone a “het”, I just imagine they’re some fat, lazy-eyed, pink haired zoomer who’s never been outside

No. 947646

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No. 947666

File: 1635002359578.png (14.94 KB, 1296x106, tinky winky.png)

No. 947673

Same, hettie is super cringe and I'm not straight myself.

No. 947725

File: 1635005564973.png (16.05 KB, 879x396, 1337 farmer chan.png)

No. 948073

File: 1635028391813.png (735.49 KB, 2768x680, Sopranosthirst.png)

The unconventional male attractions thread is so funny to me. Literally some of the crustiest men alive, and yet-

No. 948582

File: 1635099660586.png (5.46 KB, 747x71, Whoopi Voldemort.png)

No. 948619

File: 1635102634331.png (36.18 KB, 719x235, shit.png)

No. 948645

You beat me to it, anon

No. 948801

File: 1635120087857.png (223.52 KB, 734x647, nightmare.png)

No. 948858

I love how hard you guys go to defend bipedal slugbody Seth Rogen

No. 949074

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No. 949341

not to dox him, but jerma is my husbando

No. 949706

File: 1635218656165.jpeg (334.45 KB, 1117x955, 927932C6-4CB2-4C26-B031-9A6BC1…)

Stunning and brave

No. 949720

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No. 949730

this is a good one

No. 950113

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No. 950567

File: 1635287763481.png (111.64 KB, 594x364, Screen Shot 2021-10-26 at 5.35…)

it goes on

No. 950636

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Lmaooo it was about this fucker. I distinctly remember that comment. From an ugly men with beautiful wives thread.

No. 951414

File: 1635363560260.png (355.81 KB, 1290x770, mee.png)

kek nonny yes this is it! i found the pic on my computer and forgot to follow up. did you write that? its spot on.

this one is funny if you read it in a pirate voice

No. 951567

>implying he didn't give her chlamydia

No. 951669

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No. 951688

>a tall (5'9")

No. 951693

I guess it's tall for a teddy bear

No. 951757

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No. 951760

I'm fucking sick omfg

No. 951770

Y'all must have missed the original hornypost

No. 951785

File: 1635391814820.png (54.45 KB, 800x585, 1616979772466.png)

absolute stacy behavior

No. 951801

I want to murder him. He's so atrocious looking

No. 951810

File: 1635394431574.png (812.45 KB, 2766x680, husbandojesus.png)

No. 951818

How is this funny.

No. 951880

File: 1635400859014.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 796.99 KB, 1457x758, 455E010A-84EB-4019-978B-001D92…)

Yooooo someone copypasta’d my post

No. 952063

Griffith fags are truly something to behold.

No. 952069

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No. 952127

Most of this thread isnt funny

No. 952130

File: 1635421388428.png (6.98 KB, 451x166, menstrual hut.png)

from the Eurofag thread

No. 952131

silence, scrote

No. 952132

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No. 952133

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No. 952135

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>>952133 picrel

No. 952138

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>I've never sexually assaulted or harassed anyone
>Suck my enlarged clit!!

No. 952223

Troon or parody? It's impossible to know.

No. 952325

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why do people like this exist

No. 952326

which thread is this nonna?

No. 952327

Is this a TIF or a TIM?

No. 952329

No. 952330

Last mtf thread nonners. And it's a TIF

No. 952451

This is so wrong, but I still fuckin laffed at the last line.

No. 952961

File: 1635471171299.png (4.31 KB, 804x55, megan fox.png)

No. 953422

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No. 953449

I hate this influx of newfags calling everyone bitch

No. 953486

are you stupid

No. 953695

I feel for that anon, I used to get them mixed up all the time too lmao

No. 954551

File: 1635594392042.png (115.51 KB, 1154x432, laydee bones.png)

No. 954623

It's twitterfags

No. 954748

I don't like it either but I don't think it's a newfag thing, I've seen it for quite a while. Just obnoxious.

No. 954775

File: 1635618685420.png (15.08 KB, 1277x159, ebony.png)

thinking about our girl Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Way that was caught blogposting

No. 954787

File: 1635619427263.jpeg (324.35 KB, 750x806, FBD92DB9-FAAA-4978-8110-31EBF0…)

respect pronouns

No. 954789

Plump Komaeda nuts…

No. 954798

File: 1635620115087.jpg (955.2 KB, 702x432, ebonydarknessI.jpg)

Oh my satan, can you believe this prep banned me?!
Unbanned now that the young farmhand has learned some internet history.

No. 954799

can't believe janny tranny actually fell for it

No. 954804

the current jannies are pretty much newfags, they ban for every little thing this place is slowly turning into reddit

No. 954813

File: 1635621336251.png (12 KB, 565x133, the pussy hole curse.png)

No. 954821

Kek these jannies are retarded

No. 954823

I got banned the other day for a saged "responding to bait" because I replied to some shitposter being legitimately aggressive to me for multiple posts. Janny had the gall to redtext my post as infight meanwhile no redtext for the actual shitty faggot causing the issue.

Whenever there's a change in jannies I always catch a ban for some retard shit.

No. 954838

I've seen people get banned for similar shit, there are definitely some newfag jannies who don't know what copypasta is lol

No. 954852

Honestly being an oldfag should be a requirement for being a mod or janny. You can just tell when LC is someone's first imageboard.

No. 954875

This, but I remember when I said the jannies were twitterfags who learnt to integrate just enough to slip by and get mod status and someone chimped out on me. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them post here on a vpn when they're "off duty" because you can just tell some replies seem too perfectly timed and needlessly aggressive.

No. 954879

I was also banned for the same thing and calling out a samefag in Shay's thread and when I complained about it in /meta/, oh so conveniently an anon caped for the farmhands and said my ban was justified and that "oh most bans have no redtext you're a retard". Nothing ever happens to the people who stroll into certain threads to start infighting over stupid shit, but you ask why they're upset or make a tangentially related comment to the cow and you catch a ban. Its retarded all around. I bet the same anon who is shitting up the caitlin doughty thread also isn't going to get banned even though its infighting, derailing, and whiteknighting.

No. 954897

Oldfags tend to move on as things get worse on imageboards unfortunately.

Tbh I wouldn't mind cleaning up when someone spams gore or whatever cause it bothers me none. But I don't wanna deal with the cow boards and all that comes with it.

No. 954912

>I don't wanna deal with the cow boards and all that comes with it.
I'm pretty sure you can apply to only mod certain boards. If you just want to mod the off-topic boards or whatever they won't give you the perms for the cow boards.

No. 954938

Or we get told to fuck off repeatedly when we point out retarded changes and newfags being handed janny passes, which is part of why this place is a far cry from what it was in 2014. I'm astounded at the shit I'm seeing anons get banned for now which weren't bans back in the day.

No. 955007

File: 1635645378158.jpeg (120.28 KB, 635x406, 7509154F-9D65-4019-BFA4-403805…)

someone finally had to say it like you need some good dick if you simp for moving motion pictures

No. 955022

Was she wrong though?

No. 955038

File: 1635647559928.jpg (65.92 KB, 1078x1081, Tumblr_l_515705819980668.jpg)

I can do both

No. 955051

Yeah I side with anti-2D anon lol, the man isn’t real get over it and go get a hobby!

No. 955060

>wanting men to be real

No. 955067

>you need some good dick
Ask yourself why it makes you seethe so hard that some women are repulsed men, because you literally sound like an incel.

No. 955087

Ask yourself how much your parents failed you enough to the point where you are repulsed by connecting with another human being

No. 955090

men aren't human

No. 955180

The vast majority of men are misogynists who watch porn that dehumanizes women and you expect every woman to be able to form an honest connection with that?

No. 955205

Why are some anons so fucking mad that some women want to remain celibate and use fictional images to get off?

No. 955279

>you need some good dick
The whole point being that those anons are disappointed in real men. Good men are rare, so good 2D here we go instead.

No. 955290

It makes them insecure about the fact that they're all on /g/ worshipping old man dick.

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No. 955692

File: 1635708252236.jpeg (154.69 KB, 631x586, AC27797E-E9BF-48D2-8985-76E26B…)

No. 955701

This is like…twitter tier. Epic clapback, yts totally pwned!!!

No. 955707

God bless

No. 955716

I'm annoyed that I finally get capped and it's not even for a good joke

No. 955727

File: 1635711217506.png (3.76 KB, 692x73, crazy lady.png)

No. 955740

kek and yet another one of my shitposts gets capped. but the universe works in mysterious ways

No. 955931

it’s the way the anon said watermelon tbh not your wack ass reddit smug attitude like be grateful biatch

No. 955933

Gross. Don't talk to me.

No. 955934

You’re a cunt monkey(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 955936

File: 1635724860138.gif (1 MB, 200x200, B8FD1430-B538-4A9A-8401-5165B0…)

ikr she thinks she’s the hottest bitch in town on an imageboard my sides

No. 955937

Happy Halloween spastic

No. 955961

who let tourettes anon back on the site? mods please permaban this whore.

No. 955964

They’re too cocky to act like this on an image board

No. 955966

Mods saying cunt monkey isn’t racist. Stop associate blacks with monkey(ban evasion and still infighting)

No. 955974

The jannies are clearly all white nationalists

No. 955991

you were banned for being a whiny infighting retard, not for racebaiting kek

No. 955994

Are you a mod?

No. 956001

File: 1635727249108.jpeg (48.27 KB, 419x414, 1602457739726.jpeg)


No. 956005

I’m just asking a question.

No. 956013

mods can suck on my big fat labia like a popsicle freedom of speech will always triumph

No. 956018

Same, fuck these mods. You mod one of the most niche websites and think you’re badass? Learn to get rid of the CP.

No. 956020

this isn't 8chan

No. 956025

inb4 they tell you to apply as a mod. why should I be doing the job you should be doing correctly? why have mods you’re not even going to pay or incentivize? so much for the tolerant left

No. 956030

I hate when they reply like that. I go on other image boards and they don’t tell me to apply when I have a complaint. Fuck these hungry nobodies I’m gonna let you starve.

No. 956032

kek based nonnie

No. 956059

No. 956068

stop trying to farm ips you suck at this

No. 956071

Stop projecting elaine

No. 956072

Lesbian from meta who is in love with the Elaine chick

No. 956074

i ship it

No. 956078

Don't make it even more complicated, Elaine's sweetheart is clearly Null now (after admin didn't give her enough attention).

No. 956244

File: 1635758540405.png (149.6 KB, 744x334, Screen Shot 2021-11-01 at 4.22…)

fucking kek

No. 957231

File: 1635862490837.jpg (1.09 MB, 2772x1920, InShot_20211102_101401635.jpg)

No. 957350

File: 1635875743917.jpg (42.24 KB, 633x317, LMAOOOO.jpg)

found this while digging through old micky threads on /w/

No. 957668

File: 1635892853249.png (1.3 KB, 247x39, Screenshot.png)

No. 957675


No. 957886

File: 1635909999805.jpeg (74.09 KB, 616x243, 1FB9907C-31BA-4425-9C22-315B6C…)

this took me out

No. 957900

Anyone remember the chick fil a's drive thru driver??

No. 957902

Who? I’m so curious

No. 957927

File: 1635911871589.png (245.25 KB, 1909x646, kneecapped.png)

No. 957932

File: 1635912138480.jpg (175.8 KB, 1588x460, chik.jpg)

No. 957934

gets me everytime

No. 958464

File: 1635959908738.jpeg (105.87 KB, 617x270, 2A658D07-44B6-40F5-8266-C704B6…)

brilliant male psyop to convince women that 4chan men are the epitome of quality raise your standards you dumbass bitch

No. 958465

Every single 4chan guy I've fooled around with were mentally unwell, even if they presented otherwise. Something always came out of them.

No. 958480

As if they won't just send you pics of their crusty dick on the first interaction, without checking you are not a cat fish.

No. 958486

The only way a 4chan guy would be dateable is if he only visits hobby boards like /o/ and /g/. At least he could be of use with auto or computer skills, opposed to a /pol/ type

No. 958488

4chan guys will threaten suicide on you one day and talk about how women are weak and emotional the next. Not to mention they are compulsive masturbators with ED and usually lolicons.

No. 958524

I met my husband on /g/. We've been married for 5 years and it's been nice. Most people Ive met on 4chan, /g/ included, have been pornsick misogynistic racist freaks. Stay safe out there ladies.

No. 958539

Happy for you anon, but I prefer women. I'd be apprehensive to find a girlfriend on here.

No. 958719

File: 1635974378402.jpeg (639.22 KB, 1125x1171, 39D0E440-7A91-42F0-9EF8-B25FA8…)

No. 958882

it's interesting how anons will always talk shit about moids but also think their bfs are the one exception kek

No. 959335

File: 1636038245391.png (782.83 KB, 1314x864, Screen Shot 2021-11-04 at 10.0…)

things we hate thread

No. 959969

anti-dyke seething anon reveals herself

No. 960004

File: 1636074279724.png (50.87 KB, 719x271, times of deep communism.png)

No. 960010

Wtf are you talking about anon their boyfriends don't watch porn!

No. 960063

you have to wonder why it's the second movie specifically

No. 960065

File: 1636078785823.png (51.62 KB, 2452x190, coorreh.png)

Pretty sure i got this in the unpopular opinion thread!

No. 960133

this is amazing

No. 960147

I fucking love when anons mock British people
>She outta knock off like a fag on a wanka

No. 960538

honestly less deluded than calling everyone with a realistic view of moids as a whole a femcel, but deluded nonetheless

No. 960567

File: 1636137802431.jpeg (655.31 KB, 1242x1493, 3616A708-9467-4864-A3AF-2258FC…)

No. 960906

File: 1636167847280.jpeg (56.51 KB, 604x183, 62055F41-51EA-4796-997F-ABE73E…)

No. 960972

File: 1636175828819.jpeg (80.44 KB, 625x232, CAD1FB7E-A82E-4A2E-83EC-4FF120…)

No. 961127

File: 1636196556016.png (323.67 KB, 817x414, capture11.PNG)

No. 961853

File: 1636253525875.png (289.48 KB, 1422x364, Screen Shot 2021-11-06 at 9.51…)

No. 961992

idk who this is but that was my immediate reaction b4 even reading the text LMAO those are some prime quality grade A free range gourmet limited edition tiddies

No. 962076

File: 1636273158435.png (16.45 KB, 1337x290, fever-chan.png)

No. 962104

His name is Michael Mando

No. 962259

File: 1636294101278.png (14.3 KB, 1365x104, screenshot-lolcow.farm-2021.11…)

No. 962292

No. 962495

File: 1636314832090.png (189.67 KB, 635x1035, Screenshot_20211107-144940_(1)…)

consecutive basedposting

No. 962499

File: 1636315263304.png (149.66 KB, 787x625, Screenshot.png)

I checked after a long day at work and wasn't expecting the succession of these posts, but I lost my shit.

No. 962973

File: 1636356134718.png (421.83 KB, 1636x700, qwkdjkew.png)

>This dude looks like a racist caricature for a race that does not exist. He looks like every over the top artistic representation of a troid combined into one alpha troon. Actual ogre looking ass.
>This is the most dedicated William Murderface cosplayer I’ve ever seen.
>Catman's long lost twin
>anon i have to know, is this jack and the beanstalk giant German
>Belongs in an Aphex Twin video

No. 962994

That last one. Fucking kek.

No. 963479

File: 1636405695190.jpg (569.67 KB, 933x1205, Screenshot_20211108-223911_Sam…)

No. 963493

Here's one of my favorite scenes

No. 964245

Personally I love how campy the dub is.

No. 964262

One of the most disturbing looking people posted i have ever seen, even while the onlyfans thots thread exists.

No. 964861

File: 1636554642735.jpg (36.78 KB, 622x309, tard.jpg)

No. 964889

File: 1636558284491.png (49.79 KB, 686x134, Screen Shot 2021-11-10 at 9.30…)

from ""The Judge"" (1/2)

No. 964892

File: 1636558435367.png (48.93 KB, 686x134, Screen Shot 2021-11-10 at 9.31…)

from ""The Judge"" (2/2)

No. 964961

They're both campy if you ask me, the way the announcer talks is way over the top. The dialogue is super silly either way. But you can't beat the Japanese intro.

No. 965192

File: 1636584892705.jpg (77.99 KB, 866x508, Screenshot_20211110_235323.jpg)

No. 965194

this actually made me giggle

No. 965294

File: 1636597403615.png (257.55 KB, 1147x752, globglob.png)

No. 965341

File: 1636603841314.jpeg (781.58 KB, 2019x3373, 9A442E66-53B4-4D80-BB2A-123C96…)

kek typical /g/ fags

No. 965350

Both of those were mine omg I was disgusted this anon wanted to fuck underaged school shooters

No. 965481

File: 1636617636493.jpg (41.62 KB, 553x579, 1512709148900.jpg)

i'm laughing so fucking hard oh my ogd i literally have tears in my eyes holy fuck.
>white patty melt bitch

No. 965510

File: 1636619877063.jpeg (536.18 KB, 995x1112, E714C2AE-4CEE-468F-AFA2-7F7E97…)

No. 965522

Unfunny scrote nonsense

No. 965614

his transience and novelty is what makes it fun

No. 965649

File: 1636641705475.png (174.82 KB, 580x333, Schermafbeelding 2021-11-09 om…)

No. 965784

what the fuck does that even mean

No. 965802

File: 1636655505383.jpg (81.02 KB, 1080x483, IMG_20211111_193042.jpg)

No. 965851

That's a good one

No. 966115

File: 1636676687394.png (29.37 KB, 1262x230, unknown.png)

Anon threatens janny with coochie.

No. 966163

it's a lose-lose situation. Accidentally receiving dick pick on lc or a moldy as fuck cooch

No. 966175

File: 1636681000686.jpg (186.72 KB, 1080x1271, Screenshot_2021-11-12-02-29-16…)

No. 966179

… What if the pussy or dick ends up being nice.

No. 966197

id rather go to pornhub with perfectly groomed cock and balls thanks

No. 966198

Stop talking about my non-existent dick lolcow you weirdos

I promise I can and will outweird you(autism)

No. 967122

File: 1636781086987.jpeg (736.09 KB, 2560x2560, 03E06223-5EB3-4096-A995-AB1589…)

Who the hell is the “look we get it” tard in the shayna thread

No. 967124

I hope it's my mom kekkk, she says that a lot.

No. 967127

Your mom goes on lolcow to "discuss" fat retarded camwhores? LMAO

No. 967129

My mom has been saying nasty shit about people on the internet since before I could type. I can google her full name right now (because she's also retarded) and see pages and pages of her being a bpd chan to people all the way into the early 2000s.

No. 967156

File: 1636787085469.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 614.37 KB, 955x1560, AD4D6113-B5B5-4C2B-BA41-2F9186…)

anon you make this too easy

No. 967594

lmao oh shit

No. 967751

File: 1636857052491.jpeg (408.61 KB, 828x1170, 922725E6-E382-4B42-968A-A91424…)

No. 967799

i posted the first complaint but i think someone was just making fun of me afterwards lmao

No. 967906

File: 1636881056148.jpg (99.64 KB, 741x811, Untitled.jpg)

No. 967936

Reminds me of my dad. Left his job when I was 13 to become a shitposter. We were always broke but he was too dedicated to calling people screeching faggots online. He’s a full-time NEET now and has a few personal lolcows. Wouldn’t mind that except he watches their streams on at 2 A.M. with the volume on max and keeps maniacally laughing at them which makes it hard for me to sleep.

No. 967943

>Left his job when I was 13 to become a shitposter
Please tell me you guys are sickeningly rich and not because of your mother's hard work… or that you are living from passive income

No. 967947

she was right to do it

No. 967965

File: 1636893636244.png (81.86 KB, 1080x594, fuckquebecanons.png)

No. 967966

My mom used to sell nudes of herself on this one chat site I saw them on her computer once, scared me for life where she was also notorious for trolling people to the point of getting banned. She had like 20 accounts. I'm very glad none of that autism rubbed off on me, I'm pretty quiet online.

No. 967975

this is what I picture whenever kiwi farms users say they have children

No. 968103

This is an underrated gem anon, thanks for posting.

No. 968105

Not rich at all, kek. We got through, but I didn’t have the money for….anything that wasn’t of utmost importance, like school and shelter. I didn’t even have the money to go out. I couldn’t fix my rotten teeth or take extra lessons or do anything I wanted to do as a kid because once my dad fell into NEETdom, oh man, he fell really hard. Just shitposting all day, taking the phone into the bathroom and the kitchen with him. The stream has to be on when he’s taking a piss, too, and you can hear it down the hallway. The guy kept saying he’ll start looking for jobs tomorrow until suddenly it’s been seven or eight years and I’m 20 and he’s still looking, but he’s way too old now.

Mom knew he was retarded though; even my grandma did. Legend has it she kept telling anyone to “not let any cash sit in that man’s hand for more than five minutes”. Turns out my mom’s been saving and investing money all this time, just a really small amount that kept us afloat during those years. Despite that he still resorted to borrowing money, so we’re in debt. He’d even borrow money from me, money that I’d saved up when I was 14 and 15 in hopes that they’d let me go to music lessons. Let me tell you, I never saw those 400 dollars again kek.

I used to be bitter about how I grew up (as a broke spiritual NEET, just like my parents) but I’m finally saving money for those music lessons. I bought an instrument a few months ago, but my god the learning curve is steep. Hopefully I’ll get to go in the near future.

Kek. Same about being quiet online. I barely have any account with my real name and if I do I use initials. And I don’t have any social media anyways.(derailing)

No. 968111

Samefag but sage for blogposting derailing whatever you can’t make take me down! I’m severely online! It’s in my blood

No. 969634

File: 1637062557311.jpg (551.55 KB, 959x2121, IMG_20211116_083053.jpg)

I find it funny that anon came back after 30min

No. 969635

File: 1637063213888.jpeg (51.49 KB, 442x689, BC67AF9F-483A-4EAA-B8CC-4180C0…)

The fuck are all of those hahas for? It’s so distracting.

No. 969668

Imagine being this riled up over yukapon in 2022

No. 971104

File: 1637220601494.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 236.2 KB, 704x1886, 40D31D15-AC5D-4EF6-B1D0-D61044…)

No. 971145

No. 971365

File: 1637255644353.png (732.21 KB, 533x1467, Shunned.png)

Probably not everyone's taste. To me, this is one of the funniest, if not THE funniest sequence of posts that I've seen in a cow thread. It had me wheezing when I saw it for the first time, when I randomly remembered about it for like a week and now lmfao
Schizo fanartist only doubling down on her shit after being shunned and then promptly being banned is like a cherry on the top of insanity

No. 971380

KEK the commander jared one is good

No. 971383

i can't anymore KEK. how that last picture looks and the red ban underneath it. reminds me of >>949074

No. 971401

it's the exact same humor, fuck you for making me laugh at my phone like a retard in an Uber. I laughed like a retard when I saw it the first time too lmfao

No. 971835

File: 1637277158500.png (12.54 KB, 1295x87, Coochie swag umami pussy forev…)

No. 971852

This sounds like the inevitable part of a kpop song in which they string english words together and hope for the best. Coochie swag umami pussy forever indeed nonners ♥

No. 971922

This made me fucking wheeze.

No. 972098

>two posts of mine posted
yeah, i'm kind of the creative energy behind the site i know

No. 972150

File: 1637317481156.png (804.13 KB, 2792x682, 543456723456789O0.png)

No. 972173

Get on my level I have like 20 posts here

No. 972447

File: 1637336692030.png (8.46 KB, 558x116, well is there..PNG)

No. 972452

Meme Queen

No. 972461

File: 1637337454849.png (447.1 KB, 1396x472, EE6C165C-F753-41BA-8114-F4D201…)

what appears to be the tinfoiler tard's version of "we didn't start the fire"

No. 972465

>Dictionary, Stephanie, Consultant, Talent, Capricorn, Reflection

So I guess they are investigating the entirety of the world

No. 972467

File: 1637337710728.jpeg (140.32 KB, 1242x239, 2CC13DE8-C28B-4E2A-95AB-1B4569…)

No. 972516

this reads like a tag urself meme kek

No. 972520

Tag yourself I'm "spook words"

No. 972526

Can you two retards shut up? When people come in this thread and do this it’s incredibly cringe. Anyway I have over 200 posts featured here so someone PayPal me five grand please.

No. 972540

>the inevitable part of a kpop song in which they string english words together and hope for the best
I genuinely believe that this is the thought process behind those genius lines lmfao
lmfao that's beautiful

No. 972574

Oooh I wanna be Internet Underground, it sounds so badass

No. 972583

File: 1637344639819.jpeg (311.81 KB, 901x1828, C6CC04DA-E733-4289-A6F0-1C9FE3…)

I can’t stop laughing at Soy he’s so retarded

No. 972755

No. 973173

File: 1637382180670.png (645.58 KB, 1080x1958, Screenshot_20211119-232150.png)

this priceless fanfic about his pics

No. 973176

I saw this on the front page like “damn that’s so long who wrote that shit” so I could make myself feel better about being both verbose and observant, I zoomed in and noticed “The Mormon belt” and realized it was in fact me who wrote it and forgot. I am so happy this apparently has gone over so well because it was compulsive and wrote itself ily beautiful ladies

No. 973215

Sol's a Brit, I don't understand why she's calling him a Mormon
I have noticed that a lot of Americans for some reason call blandish unattractive white men Mormons for some reason, like its a go to Insult

No. 973231

lost it at
>phantom b-cups

No. 973256

It’s the belt. The belt is radioactively Mormon. Didn’t even know who he was, the picture spoke through me and the truth wrote itself.

No. 973357

I'm cypherpunks kek

No. 973436

File: 1637409550239.png (53.68 KB, 961x345, mascurge.png)

No. 973438

File: 1637409598327.png (860.02 KB, 987x2000, retarded.png)

No. 973466

what site theme is this

No. 973482

File: 1637419016975.png (73.08 KB, 916x174, Screen Shot 2021-11-20 at 8.36…)

No. 973491

I just checked them all and I can confidently say: none of them but the pony one is cute

No. 973497


No. 973498

Omg this is on the level of Kathy calling her imaginary subs "findoms" kek

No. 973585

He needs to control his own waist better. That's a real fail at corsetry.

No. 973671

File: 1637432024091.jpg (120.68 KB, 1080x586, kek.jpg)

reddit spacing is the cherry

No. 973703

File: 1637434559807.png (326.59 KB, 900x279, Screenshot_20211120-134807.png)

No. 973843

stop giving him attention

No. 974013

File: 1637453381330.jpg (66.94 KB, 628x622, 20211120_210801.jpg)

No. 974049

File: 1637455035637.png (490.3 KB, 906x698, Screen Shot 2021-11-20 at 6.36…)

who even is this

No. 974050

No. 974057

I thought it was Lurch at first tbh

No. 974079

Chris Crocker looking rough

No. 974085

Idk why this is making me laugh so much

No. 974090


No. 974193

File: 1637470591134.png (221.23 KB, 730x529, lol.png)

No. 974235

File: 1637477810957.jpeg (102.28 KB, 750x750, 43610883-434D-46D2-B686-57FE9C…)


No. 974517

File: 1637515942821.jpeg (102.71 KB, 827x733, 6D6CC9FC-B4F6-4359-AAB1-D72ACC…)

No. 974521

you mean those 2 were separate posts, not in the driverfag thread???

No. 974831

yeah the first one was from the shayna thread kek

No. 975121

This was me. I was looking for a picture of a rotisserie chicken to post in Shay's thread and the Adam Driver article appeared in the search results.

No. 975142

What thread is this from

No. 975502

File: 1637608676855.jpg (18.99 KB, 401x162, truest of truths.JPG)

No. 975531

its from the onlyfans/twitter whores thread in /snow/

No. 975534

No. 976040

File: 1637669030271.png (956.63 KB, 1242x958, Screen Shot 2021-11-23 at 6.03…)

No. 976326

File: 1637689586667.png (8.82 KB, 1108x103, i wonder who's behind this pos…)

when you see it

No. 976329

Oh shit…

No. 976330

No. 976342

No. 976396

Keksus Christ.

No. 976428

I don't get it..

No. 976434

File: 1637692110928.jpg (5 MB, 2801x4001, Francisco_de_Goya_y_Lucientes_…)


No. 976454

File: 1637692773880.png (124.4 KB, 1268x286, kek.png)

No. 976458

You unveiled the identity of our dark father. Kindly take responsibility and appease the lord by offering humorous pictures of transvestites in the MtF thread.

No. 976461

Look at the post number.

No. 976463

File: 1637693049992.jpeg (48.66 KB, 750x750, B781B045-8D78-41A5-B564-06AC1F…)

Holy shit

No. 976544

No. 977124

File: 1637767414723.png (53.67 KB, 684x301, peapeabutternutter.png)

old but too easily accessible

No. 977126

File: 1637767767501.jpeg (195.72 KB, 1057x519, B176F2EC-E180-4E7D-A86F-AC7955…)

No. 977128

PEANUT BUTTER wtf is anon a dog

No. 977132

oh, the annoying pakistani anon again. wish she'd get permabanned already

No. 977147

If she did we wouldn’t have had that gem of an exchange

No. 977154

Pakistani anon should still be able to post, I want to make sure she's doing ok I'm kinda worried about her tbh.

No. 977180

Why do have such a raging hate boner for that one anon?

No. 977278

With the cute shoujo manga reaction pic too topkek

No. 977301

I suppose anon doesn't like to be reminded someone has it worse

No. 977304

Nta, but isn't Paki-anon the same tsundere-anon who kept making those retarded posts and spamming? I think she's annoying too.

No. 977361

nta but while i agree with her points she's just too repetitive and spergy about it. she posts the exact same things in so many threads even when it's not relevant and her typing style stands out. like everyone could be talking about kittens and she'll pop in trying to make it about her country somehow kek.

No. 977380

File: 1637794911667.png (77.8 KB, 1274x160, Screen Shot 2021-11-24 at 5.00…)

No. 977381

She lives in a country where its infinitely worse compared to where most posters here live. I kinda expect her to be "spergy" when moids are allowed to murder her because she breathed through one nostril instead of two.

No. 977392

No. 977394

Nta but I wish she'd get banned already

No. 977395

I know someone in this town who got with their sisters boyfriend and had a kid with him. He’s ugly too. Those sisters are ugly and ghetto af anyways

No. 977399

No. 977400

File: 1637797088797.jpeg (488.85 KB, 1587x942, A70508F2-B9F2-4A15-8992-3F1302…)

>black men aren’t goign to fuck you

No. 977423

Not funny.

No. 977691

She probably feels like this is the only place where she can talk about it safely, it may be annoying but it's understandable.

No. 977699

I chose to believe this is a joke, a gag, mayhaps even a goof.

No. 977718

File: 1637831918894.jpg (434.26 KB, 1080x1577, 36 89642211.jpg)

No. 977720

that shit is redtexted for racebait and you still think it's funny enough to post it in lolcow caps? Some of you have no sense

No. 977721

This is hilarious, holy shit. Tfw can't bond with my mom over BPD nitpicks on lolcow.farm
>Come home from school
>Mom, Stacy is such a whore
>Yeah and she has massive nasolabial folds

No. 977726

had me gagging alright

No. 977744

It's a larp. The writing style is identical to necessaryspeed4's, aka the sperg that used to spam every single thread with her literal retard fetish and other weird fixations

No. 977830

File: 1637853565410.png (5.96 KB, 857x87, scrimblo.PNG)

i want this anon's comments coming out of a mirror to critique me whenever i get dressed

No. 977838

No, she’s an annoying retard. How many of us live in infested third world shitholes? Lots, but we get on with it. She should be permabanned for avatarfagging.

No. 977839

Which thread

No. 977842

I've seen more sperging about her than her actual posts, in that case I hope she continues, I'm sure she triggers the same anons who were upset at the ex-muslims

No. 977850

projared. i don't even follow his thread but i saw that as a scrolled past and it made me giggle

No. 977851

As if.. girl is half of the time complaining about not having white dick. I don't think she should be banned but she is always complaining about the pudgy brown men and assumes everyone in this site is from first world countries because of you retards 'she has worse than everyone' bitch I don't think so

No. 977866

Uhh… wow. Memories really do never die. This was me KEK. Yeah I added peanut butter because it was thick enough and flavorful enough to cover the taste of anus. WOW what a throwback.

No. 977867

Proof? Some analysis or comparison maybe?

No. 977871


No. 977874

so the peanut butter didn't give you poopy vibes? you're stronger than me, nonna.

No. 977877

File: 1637859549247.jpg (103.63 KB, 1079x417, Screenshot_20211123-155108_Chr…)

No. 978344

File: 1637922363950.jpg (56.27 KB, 694x587, toilettecat.JPG)

No. 978598

File: 1637958020091.jpeg (274 KB, 449x1021, 9FC7C2C0-2218-4F33-931F-FF172D…)


i was just gonna post this one anon! the last post is the one that really summarises the thread for me, though

No. 978953

File: 1637996851954.png (3.11 KB, 490x73, car sized.png)

No. 979005

File: 1638011028415.png (537.72 KB, 1118x700, Screen Shot 2021-11-27 at 5.03…)

No. 979010

File: 1638011514123.png (562.8 KB, 1654x542, Screen Shot 2021-11-27 at 5.11…)

>Nematology is the scientific discipline concerned with the study of nematodes, or roundworms. Although nematological investigation dates back to the days of Aristotle or even earlier, nematology as an independent discipline has its recognizable beginnings in the mid to late 19th century.

No. 979435

You are committing copyright infringement by posting my post without prior consent. I won't report you now, but this was your one and only strike.

No. 979568

File: 1638058342829.jpeg (375.41 KB, 828x919, 126A2C29-7F24-4A60-990E-BA1ADF…)

Cleaning out my images and found this.
The cryin Brian always makes me laugh

No. 979772

File: 1638073767095.jpeg (294.65 KB, 750x894, 0098D383-9664-4EA3-B4CC-2DFF0C…)

Lol, caps are getting worse and worse. I still like the effort, though.

No. 979773

File: 1638073792408.jpeg (482.36 KB, 641x959, C7D2E212-F5CD-41ED-8CD8-F0747C…)

This made me cry

No. 979779

I meant in execution. Nonnas are putting low-effort uncropped screengrabs in the thread. Chill…

No. 979846

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. It’s so dumb

No. 980094

File: 1638114870848.png (1.09 MB, 2256x870, Screen Shot 2021-11-28 at 9.53…)

No. 980101

File: 1638115161190.png (75.45 KB, 638x180, Screen Shot 2021-11-28 at 3.00…)

>>976326 pt.2
Jesus' Return (to the farm)

No. 980150

That second anon just sounds extremely dumb

No. 980177

that;'s the duality of the farmer

No. 980453

File: 1638151053417.png (131 KB, 1317x501, timmy dean breakfast sausages.…)

No. 980483

Yo. I was just thinking this. I came back here recently after a 4 year break and who thought it was a good idea to ban people for posting a smiley face? I get emojis but really, sensitive much? The ascii faces are a problem how? Not like anyone posting here really uses them in every post they make.

No. 980508

There was a Facebook-tier boomer normie bitch posting every 3 minutes with winky faces about a month ago. It gets really annoying and is akin to namefagging

No. 980573

File: 1638166051908.png (14.98 KB, 1279x107, rat poison.png)

i want this anon's hand in marriage so we can laugh at trannies and poison men together

No. 981017

That’s so weird. Around the time mayweather and mgregor where having their boxing match, I dreamed that Connor mgreggor got punched so hard he was brain damaged and permanently disabled, and I was his live in carer, something I did for a living at the time. He was a complete vegetable and I washed, bathed and spoon fed him. I was seeing lots of memes abou the upcoming match at the time because normies where obsessed with it, and my brain just concocted this dream because of this. But yeah, sage..,

No. 981018

File: 1638208380381.jpg (50.29 KB, 1080x293, Screenshot_20211129_175138.jpg)

No. 981029

>poison men
I haven’t seen that term in a while, it needs to come back

No. 981065

File: 1638212064249.jpeg (42.44 KB, 828x346, B734A5FB-F35C-41B9-8728-C7E267…)


No. 981676

File: 1638256484001.jpeg (105.62 KB, 637x352, E68B935D-C210-42B4-B3EE-2DF3C3…)

No. 982272

File: 1638315620093.png (15.85 KB, 916x60, Screen Shot 2021-11-30 at 5.39…)

No. 982279

wtf, thread?

No. 982311

I'm scared this might be my ban, I have to check

No. 982315

Samefag, it's not. Phew.

No. 982325

What the fuck anon

No. 982332

love yourself

No. 982345

I hate this reply, so I want to take a moment to clarify that I do not have a scat fetish. I don't even use /g/ that often. The reason why I thought it may have been me is because I post about my poop sometimes, because I use this site to over share. The last time was pretty recently (hence why I thought that was my ban), but it was not unprompted.

No. 982361

calm down

No. 982401

I'm calm.

No. 982419

I was so goddamn bored with every thread. Loosely interested in the eating disorder thread. And then edtwt fucking exploded.

This is probably bad in the long run, but it brought back all the feelings of going to the original threads that got me stuck on this place.

I’m surprised Twitter communities aren’t more thoroughly outlined on this site although I can think of a million reasons why it’s a bad idea

No. 982450

sounds like something a scat fetishist would say

No. 982675

File: 1638364702557.jpeg (171.38 KB, 717x495, FFADDCB6-600C-4BF0-812F-B7C814…)

from the last retarded shitpost thread

No. 982940

File: 1638386124589.jpeg (510.05 KB, 750x1103, 28526545-1BD5-4010-96D4-5DC9AF…)

No. 982953


No. 982971

is that a tat or

No. 982979

>goose skin
>writing lolcow on your own skin in ink
>just for invisible internet points
Fucking embarassing

No. 982980

it's clearly ink from a pen

No. 982981

nta but I didn't get the memo we're supposed to shave our arms now

No. 982982

File: 1638388275642.png (33.9 KB, 1797x223, cope the sequel.PNG)

TA in the pic, and I was responding to a retard that said we were all white supremacists and nazis. The amount of cope that occurs when twitterfags find out about this site and then think we must all be nazis to make themselves feel better.

No. 982990

File: 1638388601737.png (6.24 KB, 129x145, lmao.png)

crying to me for not shaving my arms when they don't need to be shaved? You mean you really sit in front of the bathtub and SHAVE your ARMS? for who?? that's embarrassing.

No. 982991

Nta but literally everyone has those bumps and hairs on their arms, it's probably more obvious if it's cold where anon lives

No. 982993

Did you really come here to cry and shit up the thread defending yourself?

No. 982998

File: 1638388779519.png (445.55 KB, 481x387, hairy.PNG)

samefag I could see you if had hairy italian man arms and wanted to shave for self-confidence or whatever. so to any anon reading this that has an actual reason to shave their arms, don't feel bad.

No. 982999

kek is this a joke? she looks like a slighly tan white person

No. 983002

kek nope. just added context because it would be retarded to just randomly talk about race for no reason. but since you want to try and say I should shave my arms, maybe listen to other anons and reevaluate your beauty standards.

No. 983007

Then work on the insecurity with your race issues and writing a forum's name on your skin to prove a point first, kek.

No. 983014

>hairy italian man arms
>don't feel bad

No. 983021

You responded to a 19 hour old comment by someone who had long been banned with a super embarrassing post. The context makes it worse

No. 983024

Lol I’m middle eastern with blue eyes and pale skin. Even I’m darker than the pic in skin and it’s fucking winter. This is just to show off her pasty keratosis pilaris in beautiful handwriting.

No. 983034

File: 1638390978689.png (278.13 KB, 1162x750, 1638390909806.png)

why are we being compared to serial killers? I don't understand

No. 983035

Okay, since we’re on the topic of keratosis pilaris, does any nonny know how to make it go away? Moisturising doesn’t help and for some reason mine increased tenfold over the summer.

No. 983037

What kinda larp is this
>bitch im black
Cap alert cap alert

No. 983039

The hypocrisy is too much, real brain damage behaviour. I haven't seen any anons telling cows to slit their wrists and get raped, have you?

No. 983042

Because they never leave their Twitter bubble where if you have any opinions outside of what’s accepted you’re hitler himself. Seeing the word tranny sends them into hysterics

No. 983048

File: 1638391961292.jpg (Spoiler Image, 611.36 KB, 1600x2130, 01-carissa.jpg)

nta but you guys realize that lightskin black people exist right? Please go outside, they're not all dark skinned sambos

No. 983049

>get raped
This probably isn't worth it but I'd love to see their post history and find out they were probably shit talking Ambrose as well

No. 983050

I don't know if it'll help you but taking fish oil pills helped me with mine. I was taking them for other reasons but I noticed it helped my KP go away (and there's some articles floating around that say this too) but ymmv.

No. 983060

Yes yes your aunt is blonde white with blue eyes we get it but what’s it gotta do with an anon that posts her nasty pasty arm/leg/foot to prove a point lol. It’d be like me posting my blue eyes to prove there’s also non whites posting on lolcow lmfao. Just doesn’t look right.

No. 983061

File: 1638393180150.jpg (46.05 KB, 607x733, 0a2.jpg)

anon what is your obsession with blue eyes holy fuck. this is your third time talking about blue eyes

No. 983064

File: 1638393545453.jpeg (36.79 KB, 323x458, 06176D91-C5B8-495D-99BB-95F138…)

>third time
This will be my third time.
On second thoughts if keratosis pilaris anon posted her eyes and looked like pic related maybe it wouldn’t be so laughable

No. 983073

are you a scrote or

No. 983082

ok but if you're that light posting your arm doesn't prove anything

No. 983086

File: 1638395881932.jpg (87.64 KB, 718x855, pic02.JPG)

retarded shitpost thread living its best life.

No. 983101

It's clear tards like you are white

No. 983116

File: 1638397883869.jpg (16.67 KB, 365x118, kek.JPG)

No. 983117

What thread?

No. 983122

File: 1638398257076.jpeg (71.81 KB, 446x583, jdhakshd.jpeg)

No. 983127

No shit. That anon still isn't black tho and it's sad they feel the need to post that stamp to prove a limp point.

No. 983149

I genuinely don't think a non-black person would say they're black and post a timestamped image if they weren't. Those two things contradict each other, use some critical thinking. It'd be one thing if they didn't post proof and just said they were black. You just sound mad that there's black people on your imageboard. Seethe

No. 983215

OP is pasty it sounds like you are her or team lite skin it is obvious there’s all kinds of races ethnicities nationalities species and genders on this board, now stahp.

No. 983267

people are going to be pasty in the winter, that is not an insult and doesn't make someone white, kek. Please graduate high school before trying to argue.

No. 983555

File: 1638454512517.png (348.04 KB, 1428x354, Screen Shot 2021-12-02 at 8.15…)

No. 983618

File: 1638459746570.jpg (257.76 KB, 1080x1324, Screenshot.jpg)

No. 983622

>mad there's black people on lolcow when I'm literally a black woman
So do you wake up and choose to be this retarded

No. 983632

Yeah why would anyone lie on the internet? Especially twitterfags who seethe about transphobia, they're always telling the truth

No. 983733

I've never seen any actual black people become that pale during winter. Unless they're mixed. It doesn't matter though.

No. 983830

File: 1638473822709.png (131.35 KB, 580x333, fuck.PNG)

this one got me

No. 983895

File: 1638478773855.png (Spoiler Image, 9.28 MB, 3546x2268, it's almost like lighting chan…)

pic rel two pics of my arm taken today, both in different positions with different lighting and my carefully placed hair shit kek
>I'm literally a black woman
I don't believe you since I don't see any proof. See how that works? anyways, since it bothers you so badly that there's another black person besides you on this website that you couldn't possibly fathom that they'd timestamp a photo…
So… a non-black twitterfag took a pic of their skin and said "fuck you twitterfag, there are black people here, we're not nazis"????
>become that pale
There's no way someone is having a difficult time understanding that people have different complexions, shades, undertones, and that the appearance of skin changes depending on lighting.
>inb4 "omg it's been a day already let it go!"
Nah I'm good, got nothing better to do atm and it's fun.(derailing)

No. 983907

Anon I was about to post that one too!!

No. 983908

File: 1638479546668.jpg (44.98 KB, 594x493, fetus.JPG)

No. 983915

>she thinks black people exist
lemme guess ,you believe the moon is real too?

No. 983918

Anyway this isn't 4chan so don't post gay pictures like this

No. 983920

everyone is on fucking lolcow. now stfu about race.

No. 983921

Shut the fuck up, no one cares, you're an embarrassment and probably a raceplayer

No. 983922

made me lol

No. 983927

k ily

No. 983957

I stan. Keep shutting them down

No. 984092

File: 1638497179059.png (49.35 KB, 2126x170, Screenshot 2021-12-03 at 03.05…)

No. 984133

File: 1638501411837.jpg (14.22 KB, 664x86, kijdlakdjsd.JPG)

No. 984137

File: 1638502447738.jpg (113.24 KB, 616x954, 20211203_003201.jpg)

No. 984140

File: 1638502933378.jpg (59.46 KB, 661x559, 20211203_003625.jpg)

No. 984414

Girl don't nobody care, I'm not posting a stamp because I'm not that assmad with something to prove on an anonymous site. You way too grown to be acting this retarded

No. 984419

This is really sad anon

No. 984457

Since again seeing my posts in these threads kek

No. 984460

>proved wrong
>"girl don't nobody care!"

No. 984466

>sperging out trying to prove you're black on an anonymous website
Never change(stop engaging with the derail)

No. 984471

No one cares, retard. We’re literally anonymous, saying that holds no value other than clogging up the thread.
You two can shut the fuck up too, stop being such massive, embarrassing spergs on the FUNNY CAPS THREAD.

No. 984477

You tards are ruining the thread with this dumbassery. Do change and fuck off.

No. 984542

I just came here to post this it made me sob. All other edtwtfags can go except this one. This one can stay.

No. 984544

File: 1638556877382.png (546.67 KB, 1318x822, Screenshot 2021-12-03 at 18.39…)

something about lucindas little smile made this for me

No. 984797

File: 1638574268023.png (3.44 KB, 345x87, youslammedyouPENISinthecardoor…)

No. 985006

File: 1638593288297.png (39.33 KB, 1009x317, Screenshot_20211203-233854~2.p…)

No. 985286

File: 1638633115538.jpg (39.58 KB, 450x624, anotherhotdad.jpg)

No. 985288

File: 1638633295673.jpeg (612.17 KB, 1080x3954, 5180B10A-7B94-4AA4-B0F5-AA7BBB…)

No. 985290

This is sad and funny at the same time

No. 985293

sometimes i can't believe this website is free

No. 985349

The scrote was obviously in the right this time for breaking up with someone so meantally unwell

No. 985537

Idk why I got redtexted, but the actual crapper anon didn't. I haven't been banned in a very long time despite doing many things to warrant it, so I can't believe this is what finally did it. I got unbanned anyway, so thanks mods

No. 985656

Welp I knew (c)rapper anon was in the thread, but your post being written by her didn't make sense.
jfc I cannot believe you got unbanned roughly the same day and I'm waiting for the 3rd or 4th day for either my computer ip getting unbanned or a reply to my appeal. Same issue of mistaken identity. Fucking infuriating getting redtexted as some retard you are not. Yeah, I know we are all anon here but still
Anyway I want a (c)rapper compilation, my favorite farmer troll

No. 985658

This is the most hilarious thing I've read all week. What the actual fuck

No. 985659

Dumb bitch of the year right here.

No. 985687

File: 1638664111489.jpeg (264.63 KB, 671x906, 44633DF4-CC48-4488-85B2-4B09DD…)

The queen is back on /pt/

No. 985690

File: 1638665118653.jpeg (421.84 KB, 1191x789, D1EEE49C-129E-4253-BE43-1CE7DC…)

No. 985696

Aw, I missed it

No. 985719

It’s still up >>>/pt/861122

No. 985721

Oh shit, I guess she figured out that she wouldn't get banned as fast in /pt/ lol

No. 985837

File: 1638685085705.png (18.92 KB, 461x378, dumbdumbs.png)

No. 985934

File: 1638702988447.png (60.61 KB, 868x396, Screenshot_20211205-120710~2.p…)

No. 985963

File: 1638709033093.png (6.38 KB, 700x82, adhd.png)

No. 986072

File: 1638721501851.png (152 KB, 2120x688, Untitled3.png)

No. 986383

File: 1638747400909.png (941.16 KB, 1810x811, Screen Shot 2021-12-05 at 5.34…)

fucking kek

No. 986412

File: 1638750623026.png (366.69 KB, 2556x800, Screen Shot 2021-12-05 at 6.30…)

No. 986419

Who was this for?

No. 986423

No. 986443

No. 986603

File: 1638779787057.jpeg (99.8 KB, 832x294, 6C6A0B64-4C79-44C1-B6B0-ECA531…)

No. 986689

File: 1638790434767.png (4.87 KB, 352x152, lol.png)

No. 986692

File: 1638791074444.png (6.86 KB, 1291x103, fishy.png)

No. 986877

which thread?

No. 987034

File: 1638818286517.jpeg (361.69 KB, 1092x928, 5852D392-3913-4608-9F2D-01298F…)

No. 987118

No. 987137

I was about to post this interaction too, I'm losing my shit nonnie

No. 987161

File: 1638825513431.png (16.74 KB, 982x204, dragon dildos are more common …)

No. 987196

File: 1638827363948.png (891.54 KB, 1080x1646, Screenshot_20211206-224504~2.p…)

No. 987337

File: 1638836778106.png (6.04 KB, 626x82, shitney spears.png)

No. 987344

File: 1638837113835.jpeg (155.55 KB, 523x639, 7D7236E1-37E0-4265-AA7F-FE2780…)

No. 987373

Billie because she looks cosy.

No. 987488

File: 1638852148410.jpeg (165.95 KB, 638x489, FD761583-2266-404A-A305-968CE7…)

No. 987732

File: 1638884088812.jpg (282.49 KB, 850x1630, IMG_20211207_143013.jpg)

>nonnie genuinely tries to not sound like she's judging someone's taste, but ultimatively compares it to retarded scrotes obsessing over catgirls
For some reason this is so honest it's making me laugh hard

No. 987737

that was me and I'm sorry, I don't know how to phrase it better. Glad that at least I made you laugh! I do believe that women into a character like that are inherently better than ~uguu nyaa catgirl~ fanboys, starting from the fact that the pictured catboy doesn't look like a child. I think catboys are kind of a novelty thing (and a pure fantasy) for women, meanwhile scrotes legit have been obsessing with owning and controlling women for centuries.

No. 987740

Oh, it's all fine (NTA anyway), I just found it both pure and brutal at the same time so it cracked me up

No. 987742

File: 1638884737561.jpg (30.52 KB, 300x463, Black_Lynx.JPG.jpg)

I understand what you mean, I've been enjoying catboy characters since I was really young, I just think they're cute.

No. 987744

File: 1638884830945.png (74.21 KB, 573x345, Lucinda and ambrose.png)

No. 987745

omg who is this????

No. 987746

Luci and Rosie, my favorite slice of life anime

No. 987753

File: 1638885229507.gif (751.8 KB, 498x326, shugo-chara-ikuto.gif)

Everyone's childhood crush Ikuto from Shugo Chara.

No. 987755

No. 987776

File: 1638887187610.png (487.43 KB, 1990x855, 818171711.png)

Idk I laughed

No. 987779

For a second I thought they were laughing in Spanish at the end

No. 987785

stop dont expose ikuto! shugo chara is the one magical girl anime that hasnt been tainted lol.

No. 987806

It's too late, I'm already kinning on twitter and drawing inflation porn

No. 987888

File: 1638896777793.png (84.29 KB, 1490x352, Screenshot 2021-12-07 at 13.17…)

jesus, my ugliness got posted twice. anyway my contribution:

No. 988237

File: 1638929448526.jpg (37.27 KB, 566x340, kek.JPG)

No. 988455

File: 1638958128841.png (154.61 KB, 769x338, bruise.png)

No. 988494

File: 1638966141441.jpg (78.49 KB, 634x476, 1638963851686.jpg)

No. 988569

File: 1638972830864.png (37.02 KB, 941x317, Screenshot_20211208-090714~2.p…)

No. 988642

not to white knight but i found my nigel on 4chan and i am quite happy with him. found him on the fitness board cause i was looking for advice, so maybe fit scrotes are less mentally ill.

No. 988662

>found him on the fitness board cause i was looking for advice, so maybe fit scrotes are less mentally ill.
lmao what? the entirety of /fit/ seethes about women 24/7, it's basically /r9k/ lite

No. 988742

Shut the fuck up scrote

No. 988749

No. 989054

File: 1638999765808.jpg (2.34 KB, 133x28, lmfao.jpg)

No. 989260

have fun sperging on a boob job and stuffing down mcdonalds for him to get hard because fat girls with fake tits and ass are high t

No. 989355

I can glean that Nigel means male partner but I’m curious about the origin/meaning and google hasn’t helped. Any kind nona have the time to explain pls?

No. 991025

File: 1639169172801.png (669.77 KB, 1594x697, Screen Shot 2021-12-10 at 2.45…)

No. 991027

idk the origin but it stands for 'nicest guy who ever lived'

No. 991071

i deeply chuckled

No. 991304

I thought it was the catboy from Loveless….

No. 991906

File: 1639261748640.png (Spoiler Image, 348 KB, 694x538, Screen Shot 2021-12-11 at 4.29…)


No. 991924

I kek'd despite disapproval

No. 992340

File: 1639299562138.png (1.01 MB, 2704x558, imnotokay.png)

No. 992978

File: 1639358574734.png (11.03 KB, 440x48, Screen Shot 2021-12-12 at 7.22…)

ky jelly not included

No. 993514

File: 1639409466713.png (609.15 KB, 2524x778, kewl.png)

No. 993528

Is this kid meant to have eye dyslexia?

No. 993553

thought it was a tattoo or something

No. 993561

It's a patch to help the poor kids lazy eye, OP is a bully kek

No. 993618

File: 1639414903365.jpeg (18.61 KB, 1035x75, Screenshot.jpeg)

No. 993653

File: 1639416618855.png (6.98 KB, 563x159, who was shota.png)


No. 993975

File: 1639437697363.png (155.05 KB, 713x238, autist.png)

No. 994001

File: 1639439144713.png (21.71 KB, 662x88, Capture d’écran 2021-12-14 à…)

No. 994304

>I have astrological placements similar to Stalin
KEK anon I'm fucking crying, what thread is that?

No. 994328

File: 1639479618041.jpg (50.49 KB, 720x293, Screenshot_20211214-105518_Chr…)

I'm not sperging, I'm just using the advice thread to have an INTELLECTUAL debate on why we should fuck married men. Gawd

No. 994354

never expected to see myself here. glad you enjoyed, nonny.

No. 994967

File: 1639525033370.jpg (110.44 KB, 1080x704, ss.jpg)

No. 994979

No. 995013

File: 1639530087864.jpg (44.24 KB, 1786x66, ggfdhfjh.jpg)

the zoomer "uwu you cannot depict uncomfortable things in fiction! it is problematic!!" brainrot strikes again, vampire child characters cannot be written because perverts might exploid them.

No. 995024

don't get mad when moids depict their loli infants crying from being gored and torn apart by their dicks. it's just fiction kek

No. 995123

File: 1639542754711.png (45.67 KB, 1308x333, New Friend Finder Thread.png)

No. 995161

Don't compare women to moids retard, they're not the same

No. 995253

yeah a vampire child is the same as babies being gored. a woman writing the tragedy of a girl not being able to grow up is the same as kids being raped.

pleace, take a gun and shoot yourself in the face. shoot your dumbass fucking brains out you idiot moral outraging, hysterical, hyperbolic fucking idiot. you are so fucking braindamaged that having your head exploded with a shot gun would have no difference at all you could still write all those 50000 word thought pieces on how steven universe supports nazism or how winnie the pooh is ableist or whatever the fuck retard fictional analysis you have in that mental black hole of yours you call your mind.

No. 995262

Anne rice wrote an erotica novel about a 15 year old in a BDSM adventureland
She was a pick-me libfem

No. 995263

File: 1639555055790.jpg (10.31 KB, 175x289, images.jpg)

You mean, making big bucks of her R rated vampire fanfic even before the internet? The woman was a legend. What an inspiration.

No. 995286

15 year old getting fucked by older man is so totes based and feminist, what a queen

No. 995320

No offense, but keep your infights in their threads.

No. 995329

File: 1639563119624.png (13.81 KB, 609x235, Vent_Thread_99.png)

No. 995615

File: 1639585139556.jpeg (543.3 KB, 1051x1005, 57E99B4F-202F-462A-881E-1630F8…)

snorting decade-old Ritalin for science

No. 995617

File: 1639585163992.png (26.71 KB, 797x210, beefielocks.png)

No. 995678

File: 1639590518250.png (41.5 KB, 1650x166, Screen Shot 2021-09-21 at 12.3…)

I can't remember which thread this was from, I just thought it was silly

No. 995945

Oop sorry, deleted just barely in time

No. 996263

File: 1639627271217.jpeg (494.48 KB, 1640x651, 74DD8459-CD1E-48AC-9DD8-BFDA69…)

I think of this every now and then, it’s so eloquently written.

No. 996303

File: 1639631731740.png (164.32 KB, 1132x419, assigned.png)

No. 996631

File: 1639666677395.png (39.55 KB, 1247x366, Screenshot (358).png)

No. 996646

File: 1639667995892.png (379.17 KB, 1337x510, Screenshot (357).png)

No. 996863

File: 1639679673208.jpeg (34.43 KB, 472x120, D429F473-2E10-4279-99D4-EC16D1…)


No. 996869

File: 1639680067299.jpeg (339.29 KB, 620x754, 75A6813A-522A-43DE-83C2-F2B1D9…)

No. 996874

This is so cute!

No. 996885

kek I hope this is the same anon who talked about how she almost became a nun

No. 996966

File: 1639684996536.png (3.36 KB, 359x97, shlap shlap shlap.PNG)

No. 997052

File: 1639693613687.jpg (44.26 KB, 470x384, britoid.JPG)

No. 998213

File: 1639810458465.png (6.76 KB, 1225x71, dookie lever.PNG)

No. 998320

File: 1639829037618.png (101.09 KB, 1151x499, Screenshot (327).png)

No. 998348

File: 1639834020429.png (475.22 KB, 990x1100, Screenshot_20211218-002034~2.p…)

Seeing the forbidden man be mentioned outside of his containment thread always makes me laugh.

No. 998367

That anon is genuinely mental or facially blind autistic. Meryl Streep resembles AD as much as she resembles a borzoi

No. 998392

File: 1639839007678.gif (527.41 KB, 563x224, fujorshu.gif)

No. 998402

major respect for actually gifing it – how did you do it?

No. 998407

>take the gif and the png you want to put it on
>open them both separately in an image editing software that allows to export projects as gifs
>select every layer of the gif and duplicate into the still png
>now the gif exists as another layer on top of the original png (it doesn't move yet)
>use free transform too fit the gif you duplicated into the area you want it on
>save and export as a gif (it's alive!!)
I used photopea, but a bunch of other similar ones will do if they have the same functions

No. 998409

samefag but sorry to disappoint you by admitting that I've never managed to make an original gif. although, I might try to pick it up for the funsies.

No. 998450

And lo and behold…that was exactly what happened afterwards.

No. 998470

File: 1639845507616.jpg (52.7 KB, 748x496, bant.jpg)

What did she do I need to know, free her

No. 998473

>and let God sort it out
brutal kek

No. 998474

was she using a vpn? cuz her IP address is out in the open

No. 998481

I would guess that it's one of twitter sex workers that shit up ewhore threads on /snow/

No. 998490

Not sure.
If it's a thot from the ewhore thread then it's likely her actual ip. They're retarded.

No. 998756

Where did you find the screenshot if this isn’t your ban?
Sorry if this question is retarded

No. 998771

it's probably a VPN

No. 999030

File: 1639894249287.jpg (18.25 KB, 592x99, fuckingkek.JPG)

No. 999091

File: 1639906200182.jpg (54.68 KB, 1244x163, to hamplanet.. or to not.jpg)

No. 999456

File: 1639942423095.jpeg (41.96 KB, 1234x202, cucked.jpeg)

No. 999498

What theme is this

No. 1000113

File: 1639995471838.jpg (183.3 KB, 975x1206, IMG_20211220_071735.jpg)

No. 1000209

File: 1640011432854.jpg (141.52 KB, 961x1293, Screenshot_20211220_154238.jpg)

we did it reddit!

No. 1000210

post the real GET

No. 1000212

File: 1640011694937.jpg (161.82 KB, 964x1297, Screenshot_20211220_154749.jpg)

No. 1000222

This is a real GET >>999999

No. 1000269

File: 1640016449967.png (102.74 KB, 1636x214, Screen Shot 2021-12-20 at 10.0…)

remembered this and started keking irl

No. 1000275

I wish you were there with me when it happened anon. Sometimes we still talk about it with my friend and wonder if the woman would have murdered us if we followed her to her "church".

No. 1000332

I would have protected you, nonnie, but it is still hilarious as all hell. I'm glad you guys were able to escape her evil scheme

No. 1000393

File: 1640026011285.png (405.78 KB, 1142x644, kek.png)

No. 1000492

File: 1640033149786.jpeg (27.97 KB, 1030x240, special needs.jpeg)

No. 1000536

i don't get it

No. 1000545

File: 1640036392294.jpg (104.65 KB, 640x731, xncbdukfhjlze.jpg)

I'll give you a hint anon.

No. 1000608

File: 1640038610598.jpg (3.17 KB, 267x57, bump.jpg)

No. 1000621

File: 1640039554489.png (245.69 KB, 1845x539, western civil war.png)

No. 1000784

File: 1640053256164.png (774.86 KB, 710x272, Screenshot_20211220-181847.png)

And now…a little eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat and the final, most crucial ingredient of all

No. 1000788

kekkk they were so ready with the downsyndrome

No. 1000797

I SNORTED oh my god

No. 1000829

File: 1640058457953.jpg (18.8 KB, 600x315, bruh.jpg)

No. 1000861


Please stop samefagging

No. 1000880

I can't stop thinking about this post, lmao

No. 1001016

cuz the US is known for invading countries with oil. like the "my skin is so oily george bush gonna invade it" jokes.

No. 1001170

I didn't samefag, sage newtfag.

No. 1001473

File: 1640121524885.png (164.4 KB, 622x348, Screenshot_510.png)

No. 1001474

This is ot, you retard.

No. 1001476

Mini modding in /ot/ is peak newfag

No. 1001853

File: 1640174763787.png (606.44 KB, 1290x587, meth chic.png)

No. 1001883

> you might be though

No. 1002302

File: 1640212681174.jpeg (115.43 KB, 1242x263, B3631D75-ABB7-4A8B-8F86-CF2B4E…)

No. 1002917

File: 1640280915722.png (34.98 KB, 1654x271, scrotes are human too.png)

The most based post I've seen in a while

No. 1003008

>Narrator: But she wasn't sorry at all. "Imagine being too stupid to be born a lesbian, couldn't be me"

No. 1003436

File: 1640337249894.jpeg (226.42 KB, 526x677, 8B7A4E72-E64F-4CDD-A68B-162A02…)

This is so deliciously unhinged and autistic.

No. 1003437

File: 1640337285028.jpeg (353.66 KB, 487x1059, 46589848-D988-4211-8BC3-6B1230…)

No. 1003441

it's hilarious and obviously exaggerated enough to tell it's a joke. why are all you people obsessed with calling others autistic always seem more autistic than them (not understanding context or humor, taking everything literally) kek.

No. 1003443

This is like your 5th draft of this comment kek. Stop being such a fucking autist.

No. 1003444

I only posted it 2 times you insecure cunt. You mad because you're a projecting sperg who can't tell a shitpost from a legitimate post?

No. 1003447

If you need to write two drafts of an anonymous comment then it’s you who’s the insecure cunt.
Also I referred to it as “delicious”, so maybe I was indeed joking? You’d see that if you weren’t a raging autist.

No. 1003451

Fixing your typos is a sign of being insecure but not being daft enough to misunderstand a shitpost kek

No. 1003453

Looks like you are both daft AND insecure by your own logic. You screech at people not understanding shitposts but that’s exactly what you’re doing? Also why did you need to delete and repost twice? Are you that enraged that you can hardly even type a response? Holy fuck you’re autistic. And not in a good way.

No. 1003454

Just kill yourself retard(take a Christmas break)

No. 1003656

File: 1640358063828.png (73.35 KB, 1500x190, Screen Shot 2021-12-24 at 9.00…)

No. 1003788

No. 1003796

girls it is christmas eve chill out

No. 1004176

File: 1640379390659.png (714.38 KB, 975x1841, 20211224_155240.png)

No. 1004197

I only come to this thread to make sure you all appreciated my absolute bangers.

No. 1004570

I lost it when I scrolled to this in the thread. It’s retarded but fucking funny for no reason.

No. 1004675

Is that a joke post or is anon trying to write a picture code or something?

No. 1004715

File: 1640446681584.png (568.2 KB, 1130x672, Screen Shot 2021-12-25 at 9.37…)

No. 1004759

this is great

No. 1005182

File: 1640509778457.png (186.51 KB, 981x331, perfect male physique.png)

No. 1005441

File: 1640531724865.jpg (411.42 KB, 911x1068, Screenshot_20211226-164246_Sam…)

The gif. The fucking gif

No. 1005445

I still don't know tbh

No. 1006550

File: 1640625013748.jpeg (76.47 KB, 634x189, 6587D7C2-3162-4672-B265-77209A…)

This cracked me up sorry

No. 1006552

File: 1640625289650.png (372.58 KB, 948x527, Screenshot_20211227-101334.png)

No. 1006556

File: 1640625990584.jpeg (272.11 KB, 606x657, 281F5AC0-5DD2-4335-9229-5CA9FF…)

No. 1006558

where was this posted nonny

No. 1006689

she probably didn't know how to upload a photo

No. 1006711

Fuckkk new fetish

No. 1006720

the absolute state of degenerates.

No. 1006760

The absolue state of scrotes larping as female on an anonymous imageboard

No. 1006791

Ouch… so true

No. 1006840


what a great christmas present to find that i've made the cow cap thread

No. 1007144

File: 1640663645636.png (611.24 KB, 1819x869, lolc.png)

No. 1007169

I was into it until the retard mentioned fingering his asshole, God what a fucking turn off, I was sure he was a scrote because only they could think of their diseased, shit-stained assholes as fuckable.

No. 1007206

lmao which thread

No. 1007228

kek it's that one retard boomer moid who posts a lot in tradthot/femboy threads and always insists he's a "wamyn who don't hate men" mid dilating

No. 1007381

File: 1640705306677.png (212.87 KB, 979x303, Screen Shot 2021-12-28 at 9.27…)

No. 1009066

File: 1640825158850.png (Spoiler Image, 136.79 KB, 789x246, walrus.png)

No. 1010293

File: 1640902278073.jpg (206.67 KB, 913x1620, Screenshot_20211230-235823__01…)

No. 1010300

did she get outed? kek

No. 1010386

File: 1640909589489.jpeg (56.93 KB, 702x152, 41C9CA59-4147-43D6-9FCC-8B6761…)

No. 1010387

File: 1640909613484.jpeg (88.21 KB, 750x290, 9E540B6B-2F27-434B-BFF1-5F21A5…)

No. 1010388

I want to exit this dimension

No. 1010390

File: 1640909998657.jpeg (141.88 KB, 750x455, 2CFCE1BF-B50A-45C5-B351-99648E…)

certified hood classic

No. 1010391

File: 1640910020307.jpeg (134.16 KB, 750x1334, D7D9211D-FD16-455D-825E-3CB317…)

No. 1010392

File: 1640910079671.jpeg (390.58 KB, 1495x809, EBB70F14-A09D-4900-A9FC-BCD938…)

No. 1010394

File: 1640910223868.png (272.14 KB, 750x1334, 412D3FD4-76A9-4BA8-9E77-6F7C6A…)

No. 1010409

Who is it about nona?

No. 1010431

Nta, I am guessing Luna Aquaphine

No. 1010462

Remember this the next time you fight with some bitch on Lolcow. You don't know who's a furry here, the argument might be pointless. You might be arguing about the taste of food with someone who literally drinks piss

No. 1010776

File: 1640940177088.jpg (256.69 KB, 960x1527, josh.jpg)

No. 1010780

this made me lose it

No. 1010835

File: 1640943902417.png (364.44 KB, 950x499, reddithate.png)

>that pic
Accurate representation of troons

No. 1011156

File: 1640971037752.png (17.92 KB, 678x252, bankekwat.PNG)

>banned 4 lyfe

No. 1011306

Always a nigga named ‘josh’

No. 1011590

File: 1640997316524.png (11.43 KB, 460x344, duality.png)

No. 1011722

File: 1641011550963.jpg (115.11 KB, 940x441, Screenshot_20220101-112158_Chr…)

From the femdom thread

No. 1011889

File: 1641038256019.png (1.48 MB, 1183x1833, cesar salad.png)

No. 1011891

Good ban

No. 1011893

File: 1641038446475.jpg (249.1 KB, 1080x937, manospheres.jpg)

No. 1011914

File: 1641040179359.jpg (63.43 KB, 600x600, truth.jpg)

based nonnie got one for the team

No. 1012226

File: 1641066976152.jpg (97.9 KB, 941x411, IMG_20220101_165354.jpg)

Wish you success on your journey noni

No. 1012238

Kek I died reading that

No. 1012240

>inb4 it's actually Travis Alexander 2.0

No. 1012276

This retard was so easily baited and fully doxxed himself with the info given prior, then claimed to sell weapons to rapists and terrorists. Hope he enjoys the police paying yet another "checkup" on his dumb ass for his online spergouts.

No. 1012383

File: 1641076273310.jpg (29.84 KB, 533x297, tinned_fish_influencer.JPG)

Kek, I agree with her though, those banners are bad

No. 1012385

Agree but I'd throw in the roach one for being excessively gross

No. 1012578

File: 1641089397848.png (6.56 KB, 661x82, 76453408023143657.png)

No. 1012614

File: 1641091611791.jpeg (277.93 KB, 750x799, 776AF625-B272-4904-9CD5-91F8C1…)

Absolute state of /g/

No. 1012624

I would date a man with no penis. I also like short guys. Where's my award?

No. 1012679

File: 1641097694240.jpeg (39.19 KB, 1234x124, glass of pee.jpeg)

No. 1012726

honestly? would, easily, if he was super sweet and pure

No. 1012735

you gotta be kidding me

No. 1012835

File: 1641123709744.png (63.34 KB, 893x216, littlemermaid.PNG)

tl;dr great ban message

No. 1013746

File: 1641189195167.png (228.39 KB, 514x656, snow_Lucinda Oswaldslunch #4 T…)

old but still lol'd

No. 1014684

File: 1641262495549.png (345.58 KB, 1522x928, Screen Shot 2022-01-03 at 9.12…)


No. 1014733

File: 1641265668653.jpeg (259.61 KB, 726x659, E787C909-1052-43F0-A504-7EA5B4…)

No. 1014742

Furries will never not be funny even when they're awful. Not all furries are awful, but they're always funny. Hey. If you're reading this and you're a furry: I'm laughing at you right now hahahahaaha

No. 1014766

My first cap omg it's an honor

No. 1014789

honestly same

No. 1015486

kek what thread?

No. 1015608

File: 1641329432136.jpg (56.62 KB, 720x474, Screenshot_20220104-144722_Chr…)

"Thomas Jefferson was a lolicon"

No. 1016208

File: 1641362546162.jpg (52.41 KB, 1080x352, die faster.jpg)

No. 1016249

in tears over this

No. 1016415

File: 1641376497373.jpg (385.76 KB, 944x1290, SmartSelect_20210407-032236_Ch…)

This gave me big kek ages ago

No. 1016585

File: 1641394254498.jpeg (608.14 KB, 1170x1094, 66057251-D1E0-425A-BFF3-284309…)

This anon has been talking to herself in the J-Music thread for like a month now and I find it pretty hilarious.

No. 1016631

File: 1641397293270.png (4.58 KB, 483x90, 87325140312.png)

No. 1018427

File: 1641508070504.png (152.21 KB, 1460x341, TSNTMB.png)

No. 1018434

Kek I've been following her posts too. She has a huge hateboner for Miyavi. I like him as a performer but I don't really know if this scenario she's constructed is just a massive conspiracy theory or he really is fucking those random girls and cheating on his wife, but I'm invested now

No. 1018500

I was honestly pretty oblivious to her weird sperging although the conspiracy about the alt accounts had me suspicious but I was mostly just confused and chalked it up to me just not getting it but then when I read
>he had her copy my hair style and color exactly
it hit me that she was a loon lol. She reminds me of a personal cow of mine who is also into visual kei artists who spouts similar shit about being copied and ripped off by these boys and being such a ~*~muse~*~ kek what is it with vkei fangirls?

No. 1018504

accurate cap. Opened a sleazebag's planner to find a list of the 51 women he'd fucked along with where he did it each time. At the bottom he wrote "Wow, cool when I see it written out like that!" (not in English, in our native language)

Why did I open it? He left it on a chair and I picked it up to return it. Checked for a name. Right. He wrote this over the first two pages of the planner.

No. 1018518

Absolutely degenerate.

No. 1018711

Pretty sure many people have a higher number than that (not me, mine is the US average if you care to look that up) but with hookup culture an' all (combined with mental illness and insecurity) I'm sure many people are hitting triple digits.
I hope his dick falls off

No. 1018862

i keep scrolling down the thread then scrolling back up to this post

No. 1019357

File: 1641580235478.jpg (17.11 KB, 548x98, djrzjdztjz.JPG)

Nonna spitting the truth

No. 1019380

File: 1641580801653.png (11.24 KB, 1288x86, angry zoomer angry zoomer angr…)

No. 1019383

>angry zoomer
There's clearly a Mean Girls reference there, I doubt she's a zoomer. Are you mad you got dunked on anon?

No. 1019388

No. 1019389

i didn't know that was a reference, just thought the fighting and alogging was funny tbh

No. 1019433

Fascinated with this post
>most people have slept with over 50 people, probably even 100+
>not me tho
>I’ve slept with the exact US average amount, google it

No. 1019468

What thread?

No. 1019485

Let's find out


No. 1019525

File: 1641587364588.jpg (1.35 MB, 2448x3264, Picsart_22-01-07_21-28-44-681.…)

No. 1019529

kek anon I love it

No. 1019531

File: 1641587577544.jpg (25.64 KB, 630x230, Screenshot_20211215-132655_Chr…)

No. 1019534

File: 1641587658453.jpg (35.07 KB, 678x222, Screenshot_20211214-100312_Chr…)

No. 1019536

File: 1641587706346.jpg (40.02 KB, 583x279, thx.jpg)

No. 1019537

File: 1641587805221.jpg (30.84 KB, 703x254, Screenshot_20211027-085504_Chr…)

No. 1019539

File: 1641587885365.jpg (21.66 KB, 526x164, Screenshot_20211020-222237_Chr…)

No. 1019697

What thread?

No. 1019914

File: 1641611548204.png (67.3 KB, 1347x279, doilook.png)

No. 1019931

File: 1641613415363.jpeg (302.51 KB, 621x800, E8A240BE-BCF2-470E-9CFD-2986E8…)

the redtext made me kek

No. 1019932

This is hilarious and so cute

No. 1019956

File: 1641615590842.jpeg (157.14 KB, 629x436, 6D822B86-992C-4AD1-A6ED-AF8B9F…)

No. 1020057

File: 1641622740311.png (187.93 KB, 794x296, ay.PNG)

No. 1020087

Let's stop giving people like this attention

No. 1021043

No. 1022258

File: 1641807921560.png (574.28 KB, 2258x466, 150b7f126bfbc11e6641337.png)

No. 1022263

I hope I didn’t scare her away by exposing her.

No. 1022264

My apologies to any Finnish anons, but I have been laughing at this post since I read it.

No. 1022671

File: 1641846427327.png (383.64 KB, 602x392, Schermafbeelding 2022-01-10 om…)

From the MtF thread lol

No. 1022691

Someone post anon's villain monologue about scrote obsession with hierarchies and dominance from the confessions thread lmfao

No. 1022694

kek, I wish I could tell her that she indeed looked like the wicked witch of the west

No. 1022700

File: 1641848855587.png (30.09 KB, 1833x153, best villain monologue.PNG)

it was in the unpopular opinions thread

No. 1022735

Absolute gold.

No. 1022803

Unbelievably based.

No. 1022899

File: 1641863146358.png (68.82 KB, 983x227, Screenshot.png)

No. 1022908

even more degenerate since there were some nameless women in the list, including one called "not quite seventeen" and another something similarly disturbing.

No. 1022929

File: 1641865706125.png (11.06 KB, 404x44, Screen Shot 2022-01-10 at 7.48…)

No. 1022947

No. 1023152

File: 1641892586766.jpg (621.81 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20220111-041525_Gal…)

kek, he looks absolutely sickened by n0urishtofl0urish shit food

No. 1023161

i posted that tsukki and i'm also disgusted. is this ed food??

No. 1023372

yep you guessed it

No. 1023788

File: 1641935134569.jpeg (153.81 KB, 340x585, DF56AF42-33A0-435E-9646-350AA4…)

I kekkd

No. 1024227

File: 1641967047355.png (57.35 KB, 556x152, MrKrabs.png)

It's really stupid but I keep laughing at it

No. 1024455

File: 1641988495145.jpg (1.53 MB, 2000x3435, image.jpg)

i mean..shes not wrong, the y chromosome was a mistake and scrotoids should use their only asset (being physically stronger) to serve Women

No. 1024835

File: 1642009949957.jpeg (410.67 KB, 513x1041, A59F9E3F-F4CE-420D-A0BC-0319FF…)

No. 1024838

File: 1642010010563.jpeg (40.47 KB, 420x191, 73336F66-C43A-46A9-A0EF-A0EA57…)

A reply that deserves its own limelight

No. 1024842

I agree

No. 1024845

the only correct response to that post kek

No. 1024882

File: 1642011904884.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 390.94 KB, 447x1046, 0BC809E8-405C-48E3-8C0F-56A1F2…)

Open at your peril

No. 1024893

File: 1642012482441.png (4.65 KB, 467x66, free range assholes.png)

No. 1024895

File: 1642012565054.png (118.23 KB, 754x427, 670433222.png)

No. 1024944

KEK holy fucking shit

No. 1024955

what is the video? Is it some Yoko Ono wailing?

No. 1024959

Is that meant to be a xenomorph?

No. 1025444

File: 1642041090787.jpg (295.17 KB, 1040x1078, Screenshot_20220113_032745.jpg)

good post

No. 1025446

The last good teen show was Freaks and Geeks.

No. 1025496

File: 1642046521823.jpeg (220.19 KB, 612x527, 9CD8ED0C-3574-48EE-9E0F-3435B2…)

being horny on your period got you like

No. 1025500

I think it’s the alien from alien? Idk I don’t know anything.

No. 1025508

Lmao I saw this and almost capped it too. I'm just too lazy

No. 1025554

God this is like the fifth time i get posted itt fml

No. 1025669

File: 1642059544837.jpg (14.21 KB, 400x301, 3f3100ab37cf5f9a2f8101bfa3d04b…)

Kek don't worry nonna, it just means your're cool af

No. 1026730

File: 1642145277428.png (92.37 KB, 1017x1023, Whats a borzoi, answer quick w…)

race sperg is oddly entertaining to me

No. 1027766

File: 1642194080507.jpeg (135.25 KB, 494x450, 81FCC270-7081-4DEB-9B2B-6D0B08…)

Forced grass touching should be the official punishment for sperging out.

No. 1027769

>touch grass
>log off
Some anon really wants to make these happen.

No. 1027810

jokes on them, I have no lolcow login id, therefore I cannot log out!!

No. 1028946

File: 1642280511972.png (Spoiler Image, 123.84 KB, 780x450, Screen Shot 2022-01-15 at 2.58…)

this is… my favorite interaction ive seen on this website…

i love reading old threads and finding shit like this

No. 1028993


No. 1029036

File: 1642286756601.png (364.95 KB, 1539x493, i cant2.png)

this killed me

No. 1029566

File: 1642344336653.png (5.58 KB, 471x66, unknown-15.png)

No. 1030009

File: 1642379013072.jpeg (810.05 KB, 951x1895, BA0CBD26-BF69-40E0-B8D3-56F289…)

I literally just saw Encanto the other day so this made me chuckle

No. 1030059

No. 1030472

File: 1642425227553.jpg (88.76 KB, 883x959, Capture8.JPG)

No. 1031251

lmao which thread

No. 1031512

File: 1642511388959.png (450.59 KB, 945x1102, moofasa.png)

No. 1031583


No. 1032122

File: 1642548206440.png (12.98 KB, 1279x125, keeeek.png)

No. 1032144

That looks like Snufkin to me

No. 1032252

File: 1642557120546.jpeg (241.8 KB, 703x763, 6EEC4170-318C-4FF7-A250-AC1FF4…)

No. 1033382

File: 1642640866404.png (608.54 KB, 1076x862, Screen Shot 2022-01-19 at 7.06…)

No. 1033850

File: 1642676939532.png (10.53 KB, 391x241, i'm the anon who types like th…)

lmaooo i just saw this, probably my fave interaction i've seen on here

No. 1033963

File: 1642685716608.png (14.79 KB, 448x257, god's favorite princess.png)

No. 1033965

she's right tho

No. 1033969

which thread

No. 1033972


No. 1034045

Too high IQ for this site, anon should be writing a book not shitposting about funko pop collectors

No. 1034108

File: 1642694231793.png (454.39 KB, 1260x1020, 698a719318120148d3b749a1.png)

plz nook these hornytards

No. 1034129

File: 1642694741346.jpeg (42.21 KB, 514x166, E5EF448C-4DB0-4A0C-B249-9A017D…)

No. 1034883

File: 1642726208796.png (17.6 KB, 744x210, reams.png)

From the first dreams thread

No. 1035017

She's right and jannies are gay.

No. 1036104

File: 1642801180127.png (26.04 KB, 1476x133, kek.png)

>helicopter windshield

No. 1036198

File: 1642806227810.jpeg (94.66 KB, 680x256, F4B98197-3BDF-41B0-BF95-F5B2FE…)

No. 1036561

File: 1642840871158.jpeg (263.11 KB, 492x763, 5230BE3D-ACAC-42D7-AE87-1BA83A…)

They aren’t wrong…

No. 1036566

File: 1642841225304.jpeg (317.93 KB, 529x866, BEC9B8FE-34D0-4331-A324-A1EEF5…)

No. 1036584

modern jay gatsby.

No. 1036589

A nonnie based beyond belief

No. 1036663

File: 1642854838684.png (384.71 KB, 1278x448, Screen Shot 2022-01-22 at 6.32…)

No. 1036687

this is so cute kek

No. 1036761

File: 1642863809969.png (53.04 KB, 975x309, 9869.PNG)

No. 1036796

File: 1642865683667.jpg (65.35 KB, 692x387, silvanian.jpg)

never wanted to be friends with someone so bad kek

No. 1036813

if the OP of that post is reading this… please ignore it. Please, continue to enlighten us in the funkopophateingthread.

No. 1036819

this one is my favourite

No. 1036868

File: 1642868893447.jpeg (78.75 KB, 828x227, 2E3C842A-213A-4276-B612-971E71…)

This one caught me off guard, kek

No. 1036909

love my fellow lanzafags kek and don't get me wrong, I love making fun of that piece of shit

No. 1039549

File: 1643043747471.png (112.44 KB, 1148x642, Screenshot 2022-01-24 at 17.01…)

No. 1039560

No. 1039566

Hmm I wonder why the 1 minute ago screenshots are never funny

No. 1039798

You have to treat screencaps like something expensive you want to buy – does it still seem good some days after? Only get it if the answer is yes.

No. 1040667

File: 1643118640833.png (325.79 KB, 1536x335, Screen Shot 2022-01-25 at 7.48…)

No. 1041192

File: 1643142837089.png (1.03 MB, 1001x1804, Screenshot_20220125-193805~3.p…)

the cat pic and the photoshopper aren't related and were posted in different threads kek

No. 1041306

File: 1643147717833.png (9.6 KB, 858x202, turbo autism.png)

KEK only on lolcow you can find this kind of unapologetic industrial strength autism

No. 1041412

kek this one is good

No. 1041445

File: 1643154525613.jpeg (355.55 KB, 828x986, C34C9240-017E-49CC-98C3-F543AD…)

No. 1042546

File: 1643229352580.png (10.94 KB, 951x138, lc11.PNG)

>Ah you think grease is your ally? You merely adopted the grease. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the shampoo until I was already a woman, by then it was nothing to me but decor!

No. 1042752

File: 1643236324673.png (210.11 KB, 573x771, Screenshot_20220126-132915.png)

No. 1043116

File: 1643253419154.jpg (456.51 KB, 1080x1950, IMG_20220127_000439.jpg)

No. 1043888

File: 1643312715761.png (476.31 KB, 2088x960, elton.png)

No. 1044041

File: 1643317755676.jpeg (533.72 KB, 618x1110, 273C03E2-4C9B-4839-85AF-D9A035…)

part 2

No. 1044130

What's funny about this?

No. 1044233

nonnas feeling like they have to explain very basic things that nobody asked lmao

No. 1044244

that picture with the comment does make it sound like she was made to wear that "sexy" outfit as a child actor

No. 1044256

File: 1643329560307.jpeg (457.7 KB, 1170x1506, 3C74465A-E86D-4661-8243-312DFC…)

I literally just read this with no context while scrolling and it made me lol

No. 1044267

File: 1643330284152.png (964.31 KB, 1660x1304, 16034820948209.png)

this week has been especially sinful

No. 1044279

>7 hours ago
>this week

No. 1044290

did you miss out on yesterday's events? shit happened this week my luv

No. 1044314

File: 1643334623253.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.68 MB, 275x155, 1643262710504.gif)


No. 1044322

do not unspoiler it is the original sin

No. 1044325

File: 1643335667488.gif (716.54 KB, 260x174, 54846785456.gif)

No. 1044328

File: 1643335839964.gif (Spoiler Image, 950.94 KB, 275x155, 1643264442829.gif)

No. 1044336

he's cute

No. 1044338

File: 1643336429449.png (72.65 KB, 300x300, 192118206.png)

No. 1044345

You're right I completely forgot about the trash fire events of yesterday.

No. 1044347

File: 1643337041660.jpg (210.75 KB, 976x998, Screenshot_20220126-174404.jpg)

Nonny agrees(ban evasion)

No. 1044363

stop asking “WHATSFUNNY WHATS FUNNY GAIS” you think your millionth screenshot of an anon baiting you with a retarded story about their sasquatch nigel is hilarious? shut up and let anons post whatever the fuck they want in this thread it isn’t just for funny screencaps anymore

No. 1044367

>it isn’t just for funny screencaps anymore
since when? who decided this?

No. 1044371

ugh we’ve had this discussion threads ago. it’s no longer just funny caps.. just notable ones.

No. 1044373

which thread

No. 1044381

Nvm I was wrong it was mainly sperging about what’s humorous and what isn’t

No. 1044387

Sometimes anons just don't get the joke, sperg.
>it isn’t just for funny screencaps anymore
Read the OP.

No. 1044424

File: 1643343794331.jpeg (109.13 KB, 509x372, D0A50794-982C-4CDF-810E-8FD619…)

No. 1045413

File: 1643412581503.png (9.39 KB, 624x120, the banchelor.png)

No. 1045421

File: 1643412898566.jpeg (277.04 KB, 580x713, 33326A85-B461-4D08-8725-4F4638…)

Please nobody come at me with “this isn’t even funny reee!!!!” I laffed that’s all that matters

No. 1045500

File: 1643420348966.jpg (102.2 KB, 325x423, west-side-story-cast-jess-cagl…)

No. 1045511

omg my old post made it into this thread, im glad at least one other Nona found it funny

No. 1045733

File: 1643448267244.png (682.22 KB, 1130x868, Screen Shot 2022-01-29 at 3.23…)

No. 1045740

Fucking KEK
That girl is absolutely hideous tho

No. 1045933

File: 1643472081930.png (253.86 KB, 1222x836, Screen Shot 2022-01-29 at 10.1…)

No. 1045956

File: 1643473548902.jpeg (21.28 KB, 680x106, lol.jpeg)

No. 1045958

File: 1643473708680.png (527.62 KB, 1286x1010, Screen Shot 2022-01-29 at 11.2…)

No. 1045983

What thread is this?

No. 1045999

webtoon general

No. 1046213

File: 1643487785954.jpg (795.92 KB, 1062x4940, Screenshot_20220129-141913__01…)

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong

No. 1046639

File: 1643537036853.png (14.76 KB, 1292x91, Vent Thread 106.png)

i like to pretend anon has a bird for a roommate

No. 1046887

File: 1643560940295.jpg (14.45 KB, 330x113, not falling for that one.JPG)

hating on men always makes me laugh

No. 1046927

That's a neat picture of Mars

No. 1049251

File: 1643747311511.png (245.24 KB, 1143x334, true.png)

she's right you know

No. 1049311

the attractive man thread on /g/ has infinite caps

No. 1049490

can't relate, i never liked my dad. I did experience this with my mom though

No. 1049886

File: 1643814456155.jpg (27.59 KB, 1313x146, frjrfr.JPG)

this made me kek, just the absurdity of it all.

No. 1050347

Which thread is this from? So absurd

No. 1050831


No. 1052660

File: 1644040457672.png (102.13 KB, 925x345, butch lesbian fish.png)

No. 1052820

File: 1644067557096.png (288.45 KB, 693x1263, de-g-eneracy.png)

>open /g/
>see this
>close /g/

No. 1052834

He's so hot tho. You're telling us you wouldn't lick his cheesy corndog?

No. 1052839

Disgrossting and illegal.

No. 1052952

I was watching amateur porn a while back (so this probably serves me right) when I came across a new fetish I hadn't known about before. Men (straight?) who have a fetish for THEIR OWN DICK CHEESE. Not even gay dudes who want other unwashed gay dick… guys who are getting off on seeing their own chesse be revealed while they wank.

Thanks for reminding me of that.

No. 1053071

shut the fuck up retarded scrotes

No. 1053119

File: 1644088959669.png (5.03 KB, 524x73, 010.png)

no more cheese, only brits

No. 1053125

Ur literally the scrote if u dont think we talk about husbandos here.

No. 1053128

go back to twitter, no one needs to know about disgusting male bodily functions

No. 1053132

I hope you're just baiting. If not, chill out and have fun like the rest of us.

No. 1053225

can i have the napolean bonaparte lewds please ?

No. 1053266

artfriends pls draw Napoleon striptease

No. 1053617

No, Napoleon is very respected in my country, he gave us autonomy and the amount of self respect that helped us free ourselves from the Ottomans, and it's one thing to make fun of him but you shouldn't lewd him.

No. 1053628

what are you gonna do, call the lewd police?

No. 1053633

File: 1644127646773.jpg (64.48 KB, 450x446, tilsit_medallion.jpg)

A-anon, I…

No. 1053636

File: 1644127907319.jpg (201.08 KB, 596x900, emperor-napoleon-i-jacques-lou…)

seconding this

No. 1053939

File: 1644158510124.png (85.87 KB, 824x212, Screen Shot 2022-02-06 at 8.41…)

No. 1053944

File: 1644159016942.png (50.78 KB, 1242x309, anons.png)

No. 1053956

kek not you again

No. 1053960

this feels nostalgic

No. 1053980

File: 1644160895500.jpeg (363.34 KB, 1280x640, bump.jpeg)

No. 1053987

File: 1644161466192.jpg (53.38 KB, 700x605, tqrvjhmjljo41.jpg)

What country? What autonomy? What self-respect? This is what happens you skip out on history class kek

No. 1053990

I have a lot of respect for the napoleon fujos

No. 1055390

File: 1644237997022.png (101.89 KB, 642x837, famigly gey.png)

No. 1055431

File: 1644241090372.png (134.41 KB, 1080x710, silence.png)

pure passive aggressive energy

No. 1055673

Not to mention the part where Mrs. Puff is yelling "I DONT BELONG HERE" and a woman's voice from another cell goes "I belong here"

No. 1056489

File: 1644288602073.png (44.12 KB, 610x336, boom_clap.png)

The bar for humor is on the floor but this interaction made me

No. 1056638

still can't decide if my favorite part is "i went on lolcow to ask for relationship advice" or "i was told the wedding cake will have raisins in it"

No. 1057291

File: 1644344558000.png (65.46 KB, 440x360, based.PNG)

No. 1057736

File: 1644357290923.jpeg (8.75 KB, 566x34, mouth surgery.jpeg)

No. 1057741

File: 1644357502554.jpg (15.43 KB, 570x127, Screenshot_20220208_205423.jpg)

good advice to keep in mind

No. 1057744

I want to know what the cringe was.

No. 1057746

No. 1057863

File: 1644361194559.png (6.47 KB, 408x142, kek.png)

from shayna's thread where she's posing with her ass and vagoo stretched out for the camera. good one nonny i lol'd

No. 1057896

of course pornsick males find stinky humiliation and disgusting degradation attractive

No. 1057908

Kek anon was right, that is weird

No. 1057930

File: 1644363868448.png (99.2 KB, 586x652, Screenshot_2022-01-25-17-04-34…)

Nonnies advertising Panera when the Shayna thread gets really stale is probably my favorite recent development

No. 1058031

File: 1644369016945.png (42.18 KB, 707x103, Untitled.png)

No. 1058135

good thread and based nonny

No. 1058186

File: 1644378255426.gif (489.35 KB, 500x375, frylock.gif)

I know exactly what she is talking about he has extra long fry fingers he can move around like arms Use your imagination

No. 1058196

salt in your genitals though

No. 1058238

File: 1644382028821.jpeg (60.98 KB, 500x548, E628E26C-FC46-43F3-AFCB-3CBC5D…)

…salt in your genitals though

No. 1058269

File: 1644385929420.png (125.65 KB, 1767x365, nonnie.png)

i thought she liked her teacher…

No. 1058297

>arms are fries
>fingerless, useless for groping or playing with your clit
>when he tries to insert himself into you, his frycock collapses under the pressure of your vagina because his appendages are but thin potato strips with the walls of them only slightly hardened by hot oils, so they soften when in contact with your vaginal juices and buckle – the innards ooze out of them and into your vagina
>presumably at this point he is screaming and terrified and your vagina is contaminated by salt, oil, and mushed potato
>no doctor can even operate, there is no complicated surgical intervention for frymen
>you lose your smug fry for life
it's horrible and terrifying

No. 1058300

File: 1644388895916.gif (880.55 KB, 389x293, B2DAE0F3-A3DF-4975-B757-CC010B…)

No. 1058617

File: 1644415535047.jpeg (54.28 KB, 695x206, dream.jpeg)

No. 1058659

File: 1644418040410.png (18.41 KB, 986x50, moid life expectancy.png)

No. 1058661

File: 1644418082490.png (37.58 KB, 1625x526, bpd thots getting rekt.png)

Farmhand wrecks two alleged self confessed actual real life working whore bpd posters from the discord thread after they shit up a whole thread with vendetta-posting, samefagging, a-logging, sperging and seemingly making up things about discorders they don't like.

No. 1060301

File: 1644517380326.jpeg (46.72 KB, 613x194, 47EDE826-3256-4BF4-8B4B-4B4DFA…)

newfags are so cute and funny sometimes

No. 1060307

File: 1644517564289.jpeg (68.21 KB, 700x700, 37F75F99-4C86-4148-9465-020F16…)


No. 1060497

File: 1644526632390.jpeg (178.81 KB, 623x535, C31A02CE-BCA2-4690-A84B-079418…)

this killed me idk why

No. 1060550

File: 1644529031122.jpeg (346.87 KB, 656x809, A11A7476-95ED-411E-8552-30EBF9…)

This took me out

No. 1060586

I'm a former icfag and I don't know what their current meta is, but if I had to guess the aphantasia thing is cope for not being able to design, and asiangenes is something about how asians are genetically predisposed to be good artists kek lmk if I'm right

No. 1060604

Anon sounds like a medieval Shodan

No. 1060663

File: 1644533939990.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.33 MB, 1571x1397, 46A19413-60BE-4190-A84E-8A0A24…)

this is so gross and made me screme

No. 1061033

I'm a former icfag too, anon! Or, well, I used to go there to laugh at the newest "why I'm actually a great artist despite having no talent" scheme. And if history taught us anything, Asian genes didn't do shit except make them not know anything about perspective or human proportions for thousands of years.

No. 1061037

Samefagging, but the "neuroplasticity" thing is the "idea" (and I use that word quite wrongly) that because the human brain stops developing in your mid-20's, you'll never be able to absorb creative information after that, and learn new techniques and shit.

No. 1061268

File: 1644574519578.jpg (92.29 KB, 1022x477, shayna.jpg)

No. 1061547

File: 1644596214632.png (1.33 MB, 990x2740, obnoxious.png)

No. 1061560

No. 1062201

File: 1644634776590.png (8.74 KB, 1216x74, ot-Lolcow Discord Assorted Cow…)


No. 1063484

File: 1644705941350.jpeg (79.5 KB, 607x188, F6625359-8052-49B9-9D8C-BDBAB2…)

No. 1063651

File: 1644715928260.jpeg (71.14 KB, 957x360, 800C4DA6-70D4-49C4-B513-3B84FE…)

No. 1063768

kek, what thread??

No. 1063770

File: 1644727142638.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 643.88 KB, 934x2031, 2538327D-D374-42E2-B2A6-D40008…)

I like her thinking

No. 1063771

carrd thread! It's hell

No. 1065087

File: 1645549875162.png (Spoiler Image, 24.16 KB, 954x218, kirbydededeanonplease.PNG)

No. 1065138

yessss more screenshots from the bunker threads please

No. 1065153

holy fucking shit im deceased, this is why im coming to lolcow

No. 1065154

File: 1645551967693.png (48.96 KB, 646x489, coconut oil.PNG)

She is a fucking genius.
If I wasn't so lazy, I would compile the KirbDedede and Boohbah dick posts.

No. 1065158

I'm so jealous she could do this without getting acne. I wish I could marinate in oil in a garbage bag reeeeee

No. 1065164

>If I wasn't so lazy, I would compile the KirbDedede and Boohbah dick posts.
Those posts were too good to not be commemorated here. Should I include the replies or just the original posts only?

No. 1065195

File: 1645552885027.png (100.52 KB, 770x146, adminupdates.png)

admin nominee

No. 1065204

File: 1645553160218.png (5.07 KB, 536x61, kirby slit.png)

No. 1065205

Maybe replies for context (like the post that anon replied to when she started talking about Kirby's slit.) and any funny ones.

No. 1065218

KEK I love her

No. 1065406

File: 1645560572075.jpeg (362.45 KB, 2089x677, AB849843-5628-4D12-8A63-82CE16…)

No. 1065452

File: 1645563614243.jpeg (611.15 KB, 1088x1028, 7C27976D-C0B0-4E91-A2E2-A0729D…)

No. 1065465

File: 1645564114577.jpg (116.96 KB, 725x431, alwayswatching.jpg)

No. 1065473

File: 1645564275770.jpg (362.32 KB, 1267x803, 5th day of bunker.jpg)

No. 1065556

File: 1645570220649.png (167.32 KB, 1327x584, airport witchcraft toblerone.p…)

I'm so glad this idiot site is back in business

No. 1065562

fucking love her, ascend her now

No. 1065564

File: 1645570682723.png (100.07 KB, 1292x400, based.png)

No. 1066230

File: 1645619759630.png (6.64 KB, 331x156, _g_ - Retarded hornyposting hu…)

No. 1066689

File: 1645648747302.jpeg (257.94 KB, 607x588, EF6A6F70-E4C0-4344-A38E-E2B425…)

this made me cringe into the next dimension

No. 1066694

Idk the context but anon is kinda right

No. 1067301

zoomers %100 unironically think that saying something is cringe discredits it lmao

No. 1067354

File: 1645686556544.jpg (32.8 KB, 908x236, Screenshot_20220223-011223_Chr…)

I saved this because it could be a response to literally anything

No. 1067393

File: 1645688887479.png (50.2 KB, 1704x284, bunker journal entry 3.PNG)

Saved this during the /ot/ black out of 22. Unforunately, this was the only entry I was able to uncover.

No. 1067454

kekk you should have posted the ironic "DUDE zoomers are so CRINGE" posts

No. 1067935

File: 1645724388247.png (749.87 KB, 927x1289, Screenshot_20220219-093330~2.p…)

No. 1067957

this is perfect nonny, thank you

No. 1069391

File: 1645794672382.jpg (71.26 KB, 858x802, mwah.jpg)

No. 1069395

>1 minute ago

No. 1069399

your point?

No. 1069494

that makes it even more fucking awesome, a jannie got triggered enough to red text less than a minute after kpopfag got posted LMFAO

No. 1069510

File: 1645801792571.jpg (52.94 KB, 950x364, Screenshot.jpg)

No. 1069521

Kek pls tell me this is in luna's thread

No. 1069527

Yes, it is kek

No. 1070463

kek what thread?

No. 1070586

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Someone deepfaked Putin onto the mocking kpop gif, you have to see it

No. 1070798

the devil is a zoomer

No. 1071793

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An anon made me a fanfic of me and elsie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm crying!!!!!!!!1

No. 1071821

Is this not just the SCUM manifesto?

No. 1072417

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i love you insane as fuck nonnies

No. 1072428

>admin sent me
>I wake up
>open my blue orbs
>throw my hair in a messy bun
>"anooon, come down, your new owners are here"
>mfw admin sold me to one direction

No. 1072475

this is so good, it's all in the little details like
>you nod and giver her the best mug in your house


No. 1072888

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one glance at /g/ and it will make you want to rope yourself. how much longer can I defend that board? i don’t know

No. 1072891

that anon is not only right but also very based

No. 1072898

The character in the pic looks like an adult, hardly the worst that's been posted on /g/.

No. 1072989

Seethe, moralfag

No. 1072995

The weird teenage boy lovers are weird even if they're fictional tbh. Of course less weird but it's still weird. If someone told me irl that they get off to teenage anime boys, I'd ghost them.

No. 1072997

kek not liking little boys is being a moralfag, did you shove your vibrator so far up your vagina it reached your brain?

No. 1073006

My take is that when a character looks like an adult, as long as the nonnie into him isn’t constantly thinking “oh yes I’m cooming to this 1X year old!” It’s not a big deal.

No. 1073013

It would be weird if they specifically get off to their husbando being a teenager/high-schooler, but otherwise I don't think it's too big of a deal. A lot of anime characters look like adults but are said to be teenagers, like JJBA

No. 1073024

Exactly. There is also a big difference between a character in their late teens that look adult and a character that is 13 and look 13. If you like the later I will judge but the former, who cares.