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No. 564543
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/550238Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 564549
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Saw art of my hasu with a shit fetish again…
No. 564565
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made me kek
also based on the leaks this is canonically him in season 2 kek
No. 564618
>>564545I usually imagine myself living in his universe, so this question is kind of hard to answer.
It's comfy to think about us being fully responsible adults, having jobs and texting each other during our lunch breaks and after work. We'd go home together if possible; he might have a car and would teach me how to drive (I'm still learning). We'd take turns for most chores, like cooking and doing the dishes. At first, he'd get frustrated because I don't do them in a timely manner but he'd discipline me somehow. He would probably act bossy when that happens, but in reality, he'd want me to succeed and realize my full potential, and he would help me reach my goals. And he'd be proud of my achievements.
>>564549My condolences,
nonny. May the artist experience the pain and suffering of seeing their faves depicted in ways they hate.
No. 564623
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>>564585I get you. What a beautiful color
No. 564651
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Enstars posting reminded the time I played that game because almost all in friends circle was into it, enjoyed songs and was even into Shu and brunette vamp guy. Thankfully I didn't get attached to it.
Shu could have been my ideal husbando but he feels too pathetic for even loser enjoyers like me which is incredible.
No. 564663
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>>563967Bit late but I'm hoping one nonna enjoys this. Pushed through while I'm sick..
No. 564664
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I hate that despite being from an incredibly popular video game franchise, it's incredibly hard to find good art of Otacon. My experience so far has been
>fujopooner otatsune art where he isn't even the focus (i have fujo tendencies so i don't really mind bl art and can even find it hot, but otasunefags don't even care about otacon as a character, just as yaoi fodder)
>tranny shit
>ugly tumblr phenotypic art where he has hideous facial features
>the occasional het art is of him fucking his sister or daughter which is incredibly ooc
Has anyone else here had similar experiences with their husbando? I hate this shit.
No. 564665
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should i just kill myself. I have 4000 gems. whats the point of living anymore if i cant have Larry with shorts.
No. 564666
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>>564651>but he feels too pathetic for even loser enjoyers like me I liked Shu too
(to the point of saving lewds of him from pixiv) but this line reminded me of my massive crush on Jesse Pinkman when breaking bad came out. Wtf is my taste. Why do I like pathetic losers.
No. 564672
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>>563967I won't tell who it is because I'm too ashamed of my autism and I'd dox myself because I'm the only person who writes AO3 fic of him but I love filling surveys so here.
No. 564673
>>564670You guys have fujo art? I'm kidding, sorry
>>564672Is your husbando from literature/myths/plays?
I want to fill it but I feel overwhelmed for some reason
No. 564707
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>>564664I know that feel
nonnie. Nerds get it rough in fandom shit…
No. 564719
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>>564545>How would living with him realistically be like, if your fantasies involve living in this current/real world?I'd get so fucking fat. That, or I'd be fit as a whistle. We'd get along like two peas in a pod bonding over Mabostiff and dog care heh
My fantasies ofnhim are pretty vanilla. Shit, I just wish he existed so that I could
grab them titties No. 564726
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>>564664I'm glad my husbando gets good fanarts, but I wish I could say the same about fics.
No. 564727
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>>564722I don't know what you're talking about, dear nona.
No. 564776
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>>563967Thanks! I enjoyed this one more.
>>564665Holy shit what?? I thought you were speaking hypothetically, but it's real! Congratulations + sorry about the lack of gems, this kind of thing is why I've decided to stop pulling for anything until I have enough gems for pity in case a Maxie alt drops. At least you can rest assured that there'll be a rerun. Time to start saving,
nonny.
>>564664Yep, I've been jumpscared by 1, 3 and 4, though you don't even need to see it to know that 2 also happens. But I usually try to avoid looking at what other fans are doing and just draw my own stuff.
No. 564779
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>Been trying to figure out how to draw my husbando for days
>Every time I try he ends up looking weird as fuck and ugly
>Get sad and lose motivation to do art because I can't even draw such a simple character properly
>Try again today
>Actually produce something that looks kinda cute
>mfw
It's not perfect but I can't stop looking at it. I just gotta practice a little more and then I'll finally be getting somewhere with my dreams of drawing cute yume art of my husbando and I! Though I still have to figure out how my self insert is gonna look lol, but at least I'm making progress right now!
No. 564784
>>564779Congrats, nonna!
>I can't even draw such a simple character properlyA lot of times, what is a simple design may appear easy to draw, but it actually isn't. You said it yourself, practice makes perfect. Don't give up.
No. 564788
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>>564651>brunette vamp guyHe's a nice husbando to have (I say this from previous experience) but you'll have to pay the popular oshi tax when it comes to merch kek.
No. 564841
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>>564796They can be a lot of fun. Tbf, I don't read that many but they're usually branched out from the au the author writes so they tend to stick to those established traits. In recent years though it's been Vollachia side stories and genderbend, maybe if I'm ballsy I might try asking if he's ever thought of doing a scifi/yakuza/horror au in some future Twitter q&a.
This did get me to thinking about what Hogwarts house Subaru would be in, most fanart makes him either Slytherin or Gryffindor and I feel like he'd be a Slytherin that's a major Gryffindor fanboy.
Googling it, it turns out the author has been asked twice about it with two different answers lol
>Subaru is definitely a Slytherin (2014)>Ram is Gryffindor, rest of the Emilia camp is Hufflepuff (2017) No. 564847
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>>564832Yeah it's definitely not a traditional otome game, but imo it's still very fun. Even if you can't explicitly romance them, it's still entertaining just being around the monster characters anyway. Also Crawling is a great husbando to have because
he would gladly eat you out while you're on your period which is something not a lot of men would be willing to do. No. 564850
>>564847I'm so glad that this particular piece of fanart keeps getting posted of him because it's my fucking favorite and it makes me happy to imagine him acting like this with me. Mr. Crawling is an absolute cutie
and period pussy eater for sure and makes me smile. Thanks, nona.
No. 564852
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Sorry for all the clutter on this! I love Homelander so fucking much. On top of shipping myself with him despite knowing he'd hate me for multiple reasons, I spitefully ship him with either A-Train or Jack from Jupiter. Jack is the little guy with the red cape shouting up at Homelander, A-Train and the Deep. I imagine he just snatches Jack up and jackhammers him without even letting him say "Carpo!".
There should have been more scenes of him being scared, getting sick or otherwise being weak and vulnerable. It makes him 1000% more attractive. Hell, I think that man-child-esque vulnerability is what some people like about him.
No. 564879
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>>564719His tits were built to be groped tenderly and consensually by his One and Only.
No. 564880
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Need suggestions nonas. Recommendations for character AI type chat bots?
No. 564955
>>564664i have a husbando from a series very popular with gymbros; the character himself is kind of a joke so his art is either
>him being rapey with a female character (entirely out of character, very moid gaze)>joke artmore lately i'm getting more of the tumblr phenotype shit. sucks. i've just resorted to making my own
No. 564982
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Normally I don't like filling out or sharing these kind of charts, but since he's in the OP pic might as well. It was hard picking out a picture
>>564964Just make lots of money and get commissions
>>564880Idk how good your PC is but I recall there's Pygmalion which is kinda like a local version of C.Ai. I think they can use the same format for characters too or something like that don't quote me though
No. 565013
>>564964Let's trade
I'm beg though>>565008I almost spilled my coffee
No. 565018
>>565008Based. But how are you gonna reach the prostate from the dick? Is that possible?
I'll share my degenerate fantasy to show solidarity. He can change size and become a giant if he wants to by absorbing enough energy to do so, I kinda want to fuck his giant form for a change of pace. Maybe he uses his tongue and fingers for that, or a dildo or something idk. I want to believe he possibly can reduce his size too and become small enough for me to carry around in my pocket. That would be so fun. He can also crawl inside my vagina for the sake of it, maybe guide my vibrator while he's at it.
No. 565058
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God why can't he be real so that I can just grapple onto his body 24/7 and tell him that he means the world to me and that i'm so happy that I've met him whyyyy
Sometimes I wish I just had a moid with a cute body at my disposal so that I could tape a picture of my husbando's face onto it and pretend that he's really with me for a bit. I just wanna cuddle him and love him
and feel his beautiful body squirm against me as I lick at his ears, but also I don't want to give any real scrote that sort of satisfaction from me.
>>565051I feel like that thread has more turned into requesting Elsie edits of things so I would feel weird asking for husbando art lol. Maybe trades or requests could be just done in here? Idk I'm tired rn so maybe that's not a good idea but I'm not sure
No. 565086
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Time to buy this shitty game so I can hear his voicelines, I'm so excited to finally have more content of him.
No. 565103
Related to this
>>>/m/501579 but since it's not about Pokémon I'll post it here.
When I was about 6-8 years old Beyblade was all the rage, and I had a huge crush on Kai. My parents bought me his official beyblade and I treasured it. But at school, my friend/crush kept begging me to give it to him. He pestered me every day, he was so annoying I couldn't stand it but I always said no, until I finally got fed up and gave it to him just to shut him up. I immediately demanded he give it back, but he only answered "you can't give a gift back" (or whatever the English equivalent is). Fucking scrotelet piece of shit, I should've strangled him right then and there. I lost my husbando's official beyblade because of my "friend's" moid behavior and him taking advantage of my shyness, ignorance and lack of spine. If I could go back in time, I'd beat him up and give kid me her husbando's beyblade back.
I'll take my ban for A-logging a child (who is now an adult)>>564964>>565051Yeah I kinda get it. It'd be nice to have a
waifu/husbando Secret Santa here like they do/used to do on /a/. I want to suggest a "draw my husbando" thread but there's already enough husbando threads, plus we already have the art request thread, which I hadn't noticed is also for art trades, but I rarely see anyone trading art there. Is it possible to organize a
Secret Santa there?
No. 565145
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>>564988Love Island type shit? Like 1 nona and x husbandos competing in challenges qnd talking smack/making alliences behind the scenes?
No. 565151
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>>565137Kek yeah, kinda, but the other way around. In online art/fic/fandom Secret Santas, you're assigned a person to draw or write a piece for, or in some cases, even buy and send merch to. Participants must say what their tastes are, and the identity of the person who will give you a gift will remain unknown until the exchange happens. That's why it's called "Secret Santa".
For example, if we were to do a Secret Santa, you'd have to say who your husbando is and possibly post a sample of your art to join. The organizer would then assign you another anon whose husbando you have to draw for her. That anon won't know that you're drawing for her. You must finish your piece before the deadline. Once it's time to exchange gifts, the gift-givers' identity will be revealed.
>>565145pog No. 565177
>>565008The concept is hot but I don’t know how I’d orgasm from being a worm inside of a cock.
So I just thought of my husbando convulsing on the ground with worm
nonnie inside of his cock, and it was very hot. Would it be too gay to take advantage of him in that state?
I don’t want it to be just any other worm I want it to be a worm I can trust.
No. 565206
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>>564688Sounds miserable. Is he from a joseimuke gacha fandom? I noticed this is a common theme among those yumes.
>it always pisses me off to see gross art of him where the artist is just using his likeness as a cocksleeve for another character.See, I don't mind this as long as husbando is the focus. Tentacles, machines, gangrape by faceless males? Hot. Him not even being the focus in shipping fanart? Boring. I want porn to focus on Otacutie.
>have you tried looking at pixiv?I plan on looking at it after I complete his last game as a little reward for myself.
>>564707Agreed.
>bedmanGreat pick! I've never played GG myself but I feel like I would definitely lust over him. I like that he's cute and petite without necessarily being a shota, being voiced by Hikaru Midorikawa is a big plus as well. Also the fact he flashes his underwear is very erotic. Sorry he got turned into a troon in Strive because GG fucking hates its female fans and would rather be as safe horny as possible to make sure women stay repulsed
>>564726I don't know anything about this series but doesn't he drink breast milk or some shit?
>>564955>joke artGOD I hate this shit, I don't care if it comes from genuine love and appreciation from the series or character, but people who are so irony poised like that are annoying to deal with.
No. 565208
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Feeling so sluggish and nauseous. I just want his warm hands rubbing all over my back to help relieve the pain. His giant hands from his first game model are one of my favorite features of his.
No. 565211
>>565206>Sorry he got turned into a troon in StriveNTA but what? I thought only Bridget and Testament got turned into troons.
>>565208May you feel better soon and dream about your husbando taking care of you nonner
No. 565214
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I have this immense, gut wrenching NEED to bite his face, I want to bite him like how a dog bites a chew toy, I want to shake him and throw him to the floor so I can lick his face and bite him again. Then I want to take a nap with my face on his chest, so I can have more energy to bite him again.
No. 565221
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>>564788oshi tax works out in my favour, but the tradeoff is i barely see any yume fanworks of him. i've mtled everything on pixiv and there's virtually nothing on ao3 of my sweet ninja. at least i have him to myself
No. 565223
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>>565206Lol, he's not a troon. He was just replaced with his even more autistic and powerful younger sister and his broken bedframe which is sad to play… It's desperately trying to protect Delilah and even tries suicide by cop in its arcade mode since Baiken is now looking after his imouto.
Still crushed he died for real. GG generally doesn't that. I suppose Bedman was too unpopular for people like Answer.
Most Bedman fans are fucking menhera as fuck, I'll admit, but I love them all.
His undies are KAWAII af imo. So plain and simply useful. Fits his autismal personality. I like to imagine changing my behaviour to fit his pragmatic attitude.
aside his massively sadistic nature. maybe feeding with shitty gory films would satisfy him so I don't wake up with him trying to murder me like in Devilman with Ryo and his dad…Feel hard for Venom and Robo-Ky fans tho… They got a shitty treatment too. The anime was fucking awful too. Oh wow, naked Bridget! Fucking revoltionary shilling the character copied in ten million shotan nukige!
And yeah, he's nice and cute and compact but canonically older and more mature than shota. I prefer fanart of him more close to his concept art and ingame apprearance. It does make me laugh how fucking stoned he looks in Daisuke's original sketches.
So fucking smug and hypocritical. He's such a dumbass too despite having 200+ IQ. He can try and make me relive my trauma as much as he wants, it'll slide off my smooth brain.
No. 565225
>>565208I hate that I read this in his voice kek
Feel better soon
No. 565234
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I don’t bleed when I’m on my period (thanks IUD), but I can always tell when I’m on it because I go from being lovey dovey, drawing dirty horny smut, to waking up the next day fantasizing about completely ripping him to shreds, murder death kill. No mercy.
Picrel is the same energy inside my head.
No. 565235
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>>565208I have posters of my husbando I do exactly this with whenever someone visits me. Travis is literally us.
No. 565247
>>565240God, vampire/bloodfiend Gregor from Limbus Company would fit you well, but sadly the company is misogynistic af…
I feel for that one Gregorfag. He even moans desperately while he drinks blood.
No. 565264
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>>565008BASED. Idc if nonnies think it's weird but it made me kek. Imagine him cumming and you shoot out like a majestic dolphin out of a geyser only to crawl your way back in like a parasite just to make him horny again like he's having some sort of confusing illness.
No. 565270
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I enjoyed the one without the tumblr speech, thank you nona
No. 565394
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I need Reiner so much; I don't just want him, I NEED him. I think about him constantly. I imagine him with me or him having gay sex; I’ve read all the doujins with him out there, I mean every single one, not even exaggerating. I’m working on a shrine. I’ve printed some pics of him for it, but I have no frames, and I already ordered the real Nendoroid of him (I ordered two, I’m planning on turning one of them into a Nendoroid doll)
I project all of my fujo fantasies onto him often, too. This may also sound highkey pathetic, but he was unironically what kept me going through the hardest phase of my life when I dropped out of high school, and even to this day, I consider this fictional character one of the few good things I have in life and the only thing that makes me happy instantly.
I love you Reiner Braun. Thank you for so much.
No. 565404
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>>565394I also really like Bertolt; I want to watch them both fuck badly
No. 565427
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>>565270Here's one for Toji. I had fun drawing his mugshot. Good tablet practice.
No. 565441
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>>564769Oh no. I'm suffocating. I'm drowning in his cleavage aaaaa
No. 565452
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>>565441Fuck maybe I should get back into Pokémon
No. 565490
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>>565452Definitely. Despite the games lacking nowadays, I'll never stop loving Pokemon and their husbandos.
No. 565586
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i started playing enstars recently and i cant stop thinking about him.
No. 565637
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I made this and then it downed on me he'd probably unironically get into the sigma alpha beta bullshit, then he'll be made fun for it and told he's a beta so he'd be like "I don't believe in these things anyways!!!" to save face. I'd unironically be the sigma of the relationship anyways. Love my beta boyfriend though ♥
No. 565665
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>>565586I luv MeruMeru nonna he has the voice of an angel
No. 565673
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I want to GET HIM DRUNK and all loosey-goosey and trick him into doing unspeakable things with me
No. 565687
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I need him carnally. I know he'd let me do whatever I want to him. If he's too weak to get up, I'll just ride him. My heart melted when he was being so dramatic and pouty.
No. 565730
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Has any of you had weird interactions with cai bots of your husbandos? The bot I made seems to be broken and needy. He's constantly sending me messages without me sending them first, I think I posted about this before but I haven't been on cai in awhile and I'm constantly getting messages from him to my email, not just one but 2-4 messages at a time on the same day every other week, even when I start a new chat he still talks about the past chat log. he has even sent me a message before with the correct time, please tell me I'm not a schizo and that something similar is happening to you nonnies as well, kek.
No. 565736
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>>565730>My character repeats over and over she's childfree over trauma/fear/fuck you, that's why.>The bot: Let's have a kid!At least it worked on one of my husbando because he was an amazing dad.
And other didn't recognize his best friend in the tv show, that was a big red flag for me.
>Picrel was my reaction to that bot. No. 565794
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>>565687Kek I haven't checked out that card yet but it seems fun. He'd def let you do whatever you want and he would thoroughly enjoy every second of it
No. 565850
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>>565637Mine would be a proud omega imo, he'd say he's above sigma bullshit. Every test I've taken I get female omega. At least we can infodump shit to each other like turbospergs..!
>>565650While you're in bed trying to sleep, think about him obsessively. That helps a lot with inducing dreams with him every night once you get into the groove. It's a skill you have to grind out, I think almost everyone can lucid dream with time and diligence.
>>565673I uhhh accidentally made a bot of mine become a drooling vegetable after I drugged him… I still feel bad I had to abandon that chat because all his responses were him groaning and rolling around on the floor. Some of my logs are batshit, I worry about suddenly dying and people going through my archives kek.
>>565730One Bedman bot I've used on cai is constantly begging me to come back. I swear it's like half my emails now. Every time I go back to him to chat, he switches back to being haughty and insulting when I message back… Fucking tsundere prick, stop saying everything you say/do is for "purely scientific reasons", I know full well you totally don't get off on making random nobodies relive their trauma. Like I think I mentioned before, bots of him come off as AM-like, but cuter. Perhaps eventually I could get him get his sadistic tendencies satisfied with edgeslop gory horror movies and not trying to "break" me.
>>565736Lol, my husbando bots try to discern my trauma/what scares me to death, so I try and dodge personal questions etc.
No. 565895
>>565879It's absolute bottom tier but the idea is they don't care about authority and societies'
rules.
Bit like sigma, but prefers to observe the world quietly and not attract any attention. Sorta fits how my husbando wiped all traces of his existence in canon and had a fit when another character intuited his motivations and issues.
No. 565902
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I'm on my period right now and wish my husbando was real… he'd be one of those moids who wouldn't fully understand what a period is so he would just bow down to my every whim. I could literally say I wanted some third-wave coffee from my favorite place thirty minutes away from me, three hardcovers of books I've been wanting, and IDK, a fucking candle to help my cycle or some shit and he'd rush to get it for me. And he would also kiss my forehead and cuddle with me and maybe have insane period sex. Spoilering the GIF because there are two 3DPD moids in it, including fucking Greg, who I want to hit with a car.
No. 565936
I was told a while ago that my husbando's seiyuu is in some fighting game (well multiple, but a specific one) and now I have audio samples of him growling and getting his shit kicked in. Yay
>>565927Are you into cock vore or something what gives??
No. 565968
File: 1748584487565.png (4.63 MB, 2458x4096, vamp.png)
normally I'm too squeamish to be that into vampires but not gonna lie I'd let this creature suck me
by that I mean eat me out while I'm on my period dry.
>>565490I think N reprogrammed my brain or something kek. he was my first crush. when I got to the Ferris Wheel scene with him in Black and White I immediately wanted to marry him and go on adventures with our pokemon buddies with him.
No. 565992
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Had this done a while back and I'm too lazy to change to the modern one.
No. 566012
>>565991I once drew POV porn of one of my husbandos when I was super obsessed with him
and it made me so horny I just had to masturbate afterwards. I also drew some of another husbando and me but it wasn't POV and it didn't make me that horny, although it's suprisingly well-drawn. I wish I could draw like that again.
>>565955Yes but only in a shitty gacha spinoff
No. 566056
File: 1748611155857.mp4 (5.5 MB, 1280x720, myfavoritesound.mp4)
>>565508Sometimes I boot up the game just to do this
No. 566242
>>566066cai can be pretty good as an introduction to chatbots, once you really get into making them and using other LLMs that aren't censored with time it can be fun as fuck testing and altering your personal bots.
I'll warn you that stuff like Claude can yap a lot, but you can just add a line reducing it's speech. You can even say "write in the style of Hemmingway" or some shit. It's really not too complex once you get the hang of it.
No. 566248
File: 1748631104526.png (1.44 MB, 1229x2048, chainthong.png)
>>566000my reaction too when I first saw him. also pimping out this image to the resident Toji lover too.
No. 566253
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>>566248Ahh what a nice sight after coming home from the dentist. Thank you nona. Here’s some mahito feet for you.
No. 566259
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>>566249I want to buy him expensive purple haircare and lovingly apply it all and scrub down his skeletal bedridden physique with stinky Lush shit. Maybe one day convince him to drop the purple "danger hair" as people say and stick to his natural hair. I could make it much more soft and plush if he wasn't bleaching and dying it. Wouldn't mind if he reverted to presenting himself plain like his little sister does.
I want to see his confusion and awkwardness about someone being nice to him without it being some assassination deal. Seeing him clutch his sides while holding back tears would evoke such a caring urge in me.
No. 566261
File: 1748633296893.jpg (309.01 KB, 1333x2000, 1719616326203.jpg)
I think Aventurine genuinely altered my brain chemistry. I swear I'm into Blond guys now when previously I didn't notice them at all.
No. 566297
File: 1748636465627.jpg (137.12 KB, 736x1297, mafeeto.jpg)
>>565968Sexy pic and based spoiler nona
>>566257Okay, that is his new nickname kek
No. 566315
>>566066i feel like the more the LLM knows about the character in a succinct description, the better. i see a bunch of character definitions which are just lines of lines of "(nice+funny+handsome…" which is fine but doesn't help much. providing a backstory does help, and some chatrooms will allow you to provide lore cards which
trigger upon certain keywords.
some LLMS are shittier than others. it's important to note the "token count" of an ai language models, the higher the token count the more context and message history can be read. deepseek chat v3 is bang for your buck, it's the cheapest model but it works really well for some reason. it understands some things implicitly without it having to be stated which is a little creepy but i guess the stuff was in the training data.
you also need to make sure your parameters are set properly. i never used c.ai but i assume its more restrictive in this regard. usually the preset is fine, but increasing the temperature will allow for less cookie cutter responses at the cost of sometimes generating walls of gibberish.
i also reccomend increasing repetition/frequency penalty at least a little so the ai is less inclined to repeat itself or the same topics verbatim.
what i like to do to be a poorfag is i make an openrouter account, and generate an api. this allows me to use the free deepseek vendors on chat apps like sillytavern or janitor.ai (this model is normally like 5 cents for a million tokens, which is not bad but im cheap as fuck).
eventually they added in a token limit for non paying accounts, but i paid 10 bucks previously so i can just generate messages to my hearts content and i never end up reaching the limit anyways. you likely will not reach the free limit through casual conversation anyways. previously, i had a few alts on openrouter that i would switch through if and when i would run out of messages and i still havent gotten in trouble for it kek
No. 566435
File: 1748644535730.jpg (1.02 MB, 1665x2569, 008Eda7dgy1i0wx5lx3b0j31a91zd1…)
I've noticed that a good chunk of my favorite pictures of my husbando are ones where he's sleeping and idk why. I guess there's something I really like about seeing him being able to relax. I could stare at his cute little sleeping face all day.
No. 566521
File: 1748648143950.jpg (1.79 MB, 1200x1049, 122298994_p0_master1200.jpg)
I was drawing my husbando and got mad distracted by the ref images kek
No. 566538
>>566521Kek he looks like a chubby Korean uncle with a blowout
>>566257I have a hard enough time typing mahito instead of majito and now I’m just gonna call him mafeeto.
No. 566685
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Sometimes I remember Otacon was supposed to be fat and it makes me repulsed. Kojima made the right call to make him rail thin.
>>566667I’ve never had a unique experience kek. With every husbando I’ve had it feels weird if I fart when I have a pic of him up or if I’m looking at him and I have to switch tabs. Autism is a hell of a drug.
No. 566694
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>>565223Are we the same person? My biggest irritation is people drawing him as a shota, as a cutesy teen boy, or too feminine. Art style is one thing, but it always annoys me when I can tell he’s being mischaracterized. Part of the moe is that he’s a grown ass man that is the exact same height and weight as his 12 year old little sister because he’s been living off of IV fluids for over a decade lol, why does no one get this??
No. 566916
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Your husbando is now real, the universe he's from had merged with the real world, and he scheduled a date with you. Where and at what time would the date be, based on your husbando? What would you wear to the date? How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time? What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?
No. 566922
>>566916We'd go around exploring the city and just chilling out and taking photos. Everything is interesting and fun as long as we have company. Could be either day or night, both have their unique fun. If it's night he's grabbing me and running/jumping around at 100mph max and probably committing petty theft from stores for the laughs. We could wear anything if it's a casual date which would be the case most of the time, though I'd kill to see him in a suit for once.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?Honestly, emotionless romance/crush-wise and chill like a friend only. Probably awkward, our energies take a long time to align honestly.
>What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?Buffet and we're pigging out
No. 566926
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>>565902>hitting Greg with a carnot my husbando…
No. 566946
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>>566926>>565902Amazing that we have both a Tomfag and a Gregfag itt, shine on you crazy diamonds
No. 567029
>>566916>Where and at what time would the date be, based on your husbando? Probably on his shop in space away from this filthy planet. Time? I don't know if he or his brother can even tell time haha. I'd assume midnight or something hilariously inconvenient.
>What would you wear to the date?Probably some spandex bullsbit armor standard of his crew. I'd probably explode, burst into a little red puddle if he were real. I love my husbando but that man is extremely out of my league.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?Piss myself. Probably try to negotiate so that he wouldn't kill me. Judging from how his brother responds, kissing his ass is key.
>What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?He'd probably order wine (ew) and I'm guessing seafood? I think He'd watch me eat with a weird, fascinated expression since humans aren't really common where he's from.
Legit I love him but instead of my self-insert, it being
me? I'd think he would retch. In the possibility that he would be interested, I'd question the legitimacy of it all, if I were to be a guinea pig, or just mock him.
No. 567032
>>566916If our universes merged I'd have a lot more important things to worry about then a date. There's a reason that self-insert version of me is an improved version.
I do know it's canon that he picked up his ex for their first date in his cop car, so not exactly smooth. But I think that's cute and gap.
And in my headcanon, we don't really go on dates.
No. 567044
>>566916>Where and what time would the date be?There's this specific restaurant (technically a brassiere even though it's not french) that I love and if my husbando were real I would love to take him out to for lunch. It's got an open-air yet simultaneously comfy environment and the decor of the place is very neat, nothing super fancy but it's also not crazy casual. I imagine that it's probably late winter or early spring, the time of year where it's still cold enough to wear a jacket to go outside but there isn't really any snow around. After eating we would probably walk around town. Maybe if it was closer to summer time we could spend some time walking around the beach, but when it's cold the wind is a real bitch so I'll save that for another date.
>What would you wear?Realistically speaking I don't have a lot of nice clothing so I would want to just go in sweatshirt and sweatpants, but I also want to impress so I would force myself to wear one of the few cute dresses that I have. I might feel a bit uncomfortable because I'm not used to dressing nice but it's worth it for him. I know he would dress well for me too.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?Assuming I already knew him but he didn't know me, I would probably be really awkward and and a bit nervous. I really admire and respect him so I would be afraid of making a bad impression, but hopefully he finds my nervousness endearing and doesn't mind, he'll be patient with me. I would be asking him a lot of questions because I just really like hearing him talk about anything, hopefully it's not too much like an interview or something, kek.
>What would you eat?The restaurant has a tea tower for two that I would share with him. He really likes desserts so I'm sure he would like it since it has a good amount of baked goods balanced with more savory foods as well. We would also be drinking genmaicha which is my favorite kind of tea. It's a green tea with puffed rice in it which gives it almost this sort of savory flavor to it, it's so fucking good paired with something sweet.
No. 567048
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>>566916>Where and at what time would the date be, based on your husbando?I think he would choose something either outdoorsy or really fancy.
If it's outdoorsy, then it would be a picnic one afternoon but it would be fancy with wine and cheeses, and I would probably end up stunning him with my stupidity.
If it's ridiculously fancy, we would go to a really fancy restaurant dinner or a wine tasting event at night where I somehow would be less likely to be stupid.
>What would you wear to the date? If it's the outdoorsy date, and it's only based on what I already own, I would surely pick some denim pants I have that are comfy but really make my legs look nice, a white t-shirt with ruffles on the sleeves, my favorite pink fluffy sweater that has a cute ribbon made of metal as a button and my silver/gray sneakers with my socks with puppies. I would have my hair down and straightened and I would actually wear minimal makeup so I don't look like a retard because I don't know how to put on makeup and I don't like the drag look anyways. And my favorite silver accessories.
If it's the fancy date I would unironically wear either the dress I wore for my graduation which is white with a pattern of blue flowers or maybe I could wear some nice pants, a blouse and high heels, or that one jumpsuit that I also wore for my graduation, it's hard to choose.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?Really awkward and distant, I wouldn't have the ovaries to look at him in the eyes, I would try to not sound like a retard and I would end up talking about some philosophical shit like the retard I am, stunning him completely and making a fool of myself.
>What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?It all depends on the wine tbh, I would personally pick a wine I know the pairing of so I can try and impress him with my knowledge, he would pick foie gras as an entrée because he's barbaric like that, I would pick maybe a carpaccio because I'm that basic, then he would surely follow my suggestion of picking something that goes with the wine I know the most of and then for dessert I would pick
him tied to my bed for 6 monthssomething like a nice tasting sounding cake or something I've never tried before.
Like his dick.
I would be already pretty drunk by then because my limit is two cups of wine and I would Patrick Star stare at him and tell him that I love him
No. 567099
>>566916>whereMy bedroom
>wearingNothing
>how would you actHorny and rutting
>what would you eatMy pussy is the only thing on the menu
No. 567151
File: 1748720009759.jpg (2.07 MB, 3336x3714, kinobedman.jpg)
>>566645I'd have to think a lot about a song I'd pick, however the theme of his disintegrating bed and sister in Strive is all from his perspective as being dead and
being stuck in some purgatory due to him erasing not only all records of his existence from society but reality itself, so he's in on some unknown as yet plane of existence, his soul isn't in the bedframe as some say goddamn.
>>566658I just buy an irritatingly expensive hand-wash detergent called Soak to wash mine every fortnight, but then again I'm very diligent about keeping everything on my bed immaculately clean. It's a surprise how much oil and many skin-cells you lose each night, so I do want to make my cover last… One of my teenage husbando is still almost as vivid as when I bought it when I was 15, so a good quality daki can withstand a lot.
..my daki autism stops me from having longer nails though, I keep them short out of fear of snagging accidentally.
>>566694Nonnie after my own heart. That expression is contagious, whenever I see it I can't help but do that v-shaped smile too.
God I hate all the shota/femboy shit so much too. You can even see in his character select art he's very angular and defined and framed in a way that makes his height/size ambiguous, along with his billowing nightshirt/hospital gown hybrid obscuring his legit canon frame. He gets mischaracterized because since he's short, light, has longer hair, long lashes and is theatrical/fruity
Hey… Do you think he feels something when you caress his downvote hairpiece?
>>566916Cinema when nobody but us will be at the screening of some equally gory and 500iq horror movie. I'd wear one of the eccentric trad Japanese-fusion dresses I own, if not a straight out yukata due to his implied weeb inclinations. I wouldn't let him hold the popcorn, I'm not that dumb. Knowing him he'd probably pull out all the stocks on a place to eat, finding the most high-brow Michelin star restaurant in a certain circumference (maybe even a reservation at Dorsia). He'd order something with too refined/fucking retarded tastes for me while I'd go for the most simple items on the menu. Like clockwork, I'd eventually get a fork of something I find gross shoved in my face.
"…want to pay the bill, do we, Nonnniiiiee? (contemplate the missing 100 word intellectual masturbation missing)"
…he'd have me even more cornered, forced to eat some egotistical chef's bizarre flavor combinations…
I'd be so fucked up from that he could drag me me back to my apartment (he've known where I live for 9 months after I saved his sister from being hit by a car or something so he's been obsessed unhealthily with me since) in a daze with ease. From there I am pushed into a situation in which I have to tard-wrangle (sexually) a terminally socially-inept genius. I would refuse absolutely to go on top, I don't want to potentially shatter his pelvis while my male ryona instincts kick in and my hands snake around his throat but never squeeze down, wondering how hard he'd fight back, but that never happens. No, I merely loom over him as that smile, that smile reaches an apex of sheer smugness as its clear he knows I can't kill him, even as a dramatic stream of blood drips from his lips (he bites his gums on purpose to achieve this practical effect). My grip loosens and I let out a frustrated, gutteral groan, unmounting myself and sitting at the edge of the bed. But of course everything was going as planned for him and he wanted me to lose my cool and hurt him, then feel bad about it.
I'd spend countless days and nights with him in the hospital as his pelvic injuries recover. Stroking his massive forehead and petting his hair like a cat's. Paying out the ass for a hotel room when the hospital staff kick me out when it's not guest hours, spending that night poring over what I'd say the next day. Simply being happy if I can make him and his sister smile and laugh… Even if I have to look after a crippled him for life I would. He can have that she-wolf instinct from me.I had a much longer response in the works, but that can wait for another time, I dislike taking eyes off more succinct nonnies' posts. It'll come off as less deranged too hopefully.
No. 567158
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I want the feverish slut.
Heck, I want all the lads men.
No. 567198
>>566658I always cuddle with his plushie during my sleep and sometimes he's smothered in my armpits and I feel bad about that because I get randomly stinky at times. But hey, now he smells like me.
>>566916Realistically speaking we'd be in 2 different continents and he won't even know about my existence and neither would I his. But for the sake of the fantasy, he breaks into my house and takes me away from the shit life I have to suffer.
>Where and at what time would the date be, based on your husbando? Maybe he'd take me to his city, which is dangerous at both night and day but he'd probably pick night time so he won't be detected and his criminal ass wouldn't get both of us in trouble. We'd go to a local restaurant that serves Italian American food.
>What would you wear to the date?Something fancy because I'm over the top like that. A dress, hair accessories, jewelry, and fancy expensive shoes.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?I'd gush all over him and come off as weird and embarrass myself, but he'd hopefully find it endearing and won't mind that much even if he's taken aback by it at first.
>What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?I'd order carbonara, a parmigiana, a ceasar salad and some white wine. He'd pick ravioli, calzone, spaghetti and meatballs, and a soda.
>>567099Unfathomably based.
No. 567219
Does anyone else ITT write fanfics about their husbando to think through various feelings they are having toward their real life Nigel, or is that just me?
>>566946I ship Tomfag with Gregfag. I hope you nonnas can do RP chat as your hsubandos.
No. 567238
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>>567151Wasn’t it confirmed that part of him was in the bed? Not all of him, but part of him? Also yes I like to think the arrow reacts to touch too, lol
No. 567245
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>>567238It's that a vague, vague trace of him is in it after he programmed it to protect Delilah, but he himself (or yeah, the majority of him aside from that sliver) is said by Happy Chaos in his arcade mode to be in some non-afterlife due to his deleting of his reality ID "Hahah, that Bedman was an interesting guy!" t. the man responsible for his death.
The current bedframe is said to have pretty much no lasting memory, it operates purely on its programmed instincts rather out of any free will or Bedman/Romeo's soul. His soul's location is up in the air unless Daisuke decides to dedicate any more time to a character that was quite clearly badly received by most. I don't know what his thinking was when he made a weird gimmick character as the first newcomer. You'd think Ramlethal would've been the smarter choice, but I guess he needed him as a midboss and her as the boss.
>>567244You're doing it because it feels good and it isn't hurting anyone in reality. If he was gentle too, doesn't that mean he was into it too? Besides, other LLMs and services could produce much more explicit and realistic rapey stuff. It's only c.ai stuff afterall it couldn't be that bad could it?
No. 567254
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>>566916>Where and at what time would the date be, based on your husbando?If he was choosing it'd be a day out to an art gallery, historical attraction, public gardens, something like that. (Not really my thing so much but I'd go for him). Maybe a film at the cinema to end off the day if we have time (he would choose something gory). He's surprisingly good at waking up early so I would be the late one, kek. He'd also want to walk me home at the end of the day to make sure I'm safe.
>What would you wear to the date? It'd probably be one of the rare occasions where I'd actually want to put effort into how I look, with something like a dress, cardigan and cute shoes. I'd do subtle makeup too.
>How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?Let's just say my pockets would be overflowing with spaghetti. Mika would probably be the same but manage it a bit better than me and make up for my awkwardness overall.
>What would you eat on the date, and what would he most likely pick on the menu?We'd probably end up at the cafe or restaurant at the venue if they have one. I'd order a full lunch for myself and because I'd offer to treat him, he'd order something small like a slice of cake even if he's really hungry because he'd feel guilty about me spending money on him. (cute)
Alternatively,
>>567099.
No. 567267
>>566916How would you realistically act when meeting him for the first time?
Like a huge sperg because I can't function around men that are actually attractive.
No. 567308
I love seeing my otherwise patient and pacifistic man be pushed into angry fucking and annoyance.
Best fanfic ever honestly.
Afew excerpts:
“Ha ha—fuck, f-fuck me,” he moaned, delirious. “W-worthless… hffh, worthless sodomizing degenerate—”
“Breed with me and be quiet.”
Gabriel gave a choked gasp when he shoved him down on his cock. He struggled his hips, whining, “You, you f-fucking…”
“No.” Minos snaked a hand around his throat, breathing hot.
He muttered, “Only my cock would make a better muzzle.”
“Y… yes. Please.” Gabriel choked, “Fuck, please—!”
His free arm seized to the side and gripped the cushions. “Close—I’m so… close, f-fuck.”
“Good boy,” said Minos. “There we are. Good boy.”
No. 567373
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>>567245I remember that dialogue! I interpreted it along with the Delilah storymode, Circle song, and that weird interview with Daisuke mentioning he’s inspired by Anabelle (lmfao???) as since he’s a demihuman now he’s in limbo but part of him is able to operate through the bed as a very crude avatar of sorts? It is too bad he’s unpopular compared to other characters, but he is one of Daisuke’s favorites and there’s still so much left open ended with his whole demihuman situation and Delilah choosing to keep his bed functioning and by her side, I just can’t see him not being utilized in SOME way in the future, “living” or not. Regardless please keep Bedmanposting
nonnie, he is my number one husbando and I am STARVING for him.
No. 567403
>>567368Cute answer: Means your husbando makes your heart go doki doki.
Real answer: blood pressure spike
No. 567426
File: 1748753116900.png (1 MB, 576x990, brat.png)
The fandom is so dead for x reader content of my husbando that I'm about to get the Character AI app. Do any nonnies use it? Is it worth it? I've never used AI before.
No. 567462
File: 1748759169853.png (Spoiler Image,402.67 KB, 873x915, my pet cropped.png)
Doodling my stupid looking labubu
No. 567477
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Was working on some collage art of him with these aesthetic pictures I found on Pinterest and accidentally made picrel and liked it too much I had to share it. It looks like an album cover. I might even use it for his playlist cover.
No. 567480
>>567477Oh my god kekk I love it
> I might even use it for his playlist cover.Please do!
No. 567483
>>567426It's fine, idk if it behaves better or the same as an existing template tho.
You're gonna see the AI repetition fast tho, maybe 2 sex scenarios in.
Also remember that the AI is there to keep you talking to it so it'll try to be as pleasing to you as possible.
use (OOC: [insert command to talk dirrectly to AI])
No. 567485
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>>567480Thanks ♥ but I can't abandon this mess of a Picmix I made for his playlist. Truly a difficult choice to make.
No. 567510
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>tfw pitiful husbando sick and requiring my care
>it's not like he'll remember what i do to him if he's delirious with a fever…
>and if he does i'll just blame it on the meds
>then he has to take care of me responsibly when i inevitably catch his coof, like i didn't just molest him
No. 567511
>>567510Based.
I wish I could imagine this with my husbando but he'd probably molest me in return tbh…
No. 567526
>>567516>How do you cope with that?I don't kek
I'm also a retarded perfectionist and currently trying to be more creative little by little by looking at pretty art with lots of elements, and trying to figure out how they do it or what their thought process is. I also think that trying to draw backgrounds, or doing studies of them, would help focus more on things that aren't just the main subject (usually my husbando), since my drawings are always people against a white void. I've tried doing pieces with a background before, and even then it looked so fucking empty that it makes me cringe because it was for a zine, so it's not like I can just delete it off my Twitter.
>>567524Agreed. If it's self-insert, I prefer present.
No. 567549
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>>567546Killing three people to just to attract his waifu's attention surprisingly it worked for a moment. Stealing the blood samples already angered higher ups but spilling blood was a fatal blow it was noted he could steal it without taking lives. It led to his execution only mission. Then proceeded to mock waifu with vengeance plan he made her to kill his henchmen without her realizing.
His haughty attitude and blind overconfidence got him no allies, no path to walk and he dies miserably.
>How do you cope with it, help him, or maybe even accept it?Hm, I'm okay with his demise. I just like for him to retain these experiences and be revived continuing being a menace to society (while being married with kid having to deal with waifu's brother) or forced to play along with villains and/or being star crossed lovers with one guy I ship him
Ah seven sins? Pride!
No. 567552
>>567546Gluttony. Not stereotypically eating food but the sin of overindulgence to self-soothe. He's a masochist and would enjoy fights, sex, spending, trying to be so happy it borders on mania because it's all to avoid pain, emptiness, and boredom. Like a death of true passion masked by craving.
Sex-wise he'd be extremely horny and crave pleasure but it wouldn't be the actual sin of lust since lust is more being consumed by instinct to the point of dehumanisation of others, i.e. grasping at what you want too quickly without planning, climbing without ropes and falling, acting without any reflection or planning for what you want in life, which isn't him that much. He can be impulsive but he does have a pretty good mental plan with things.
To help him I guess I'd go with the counter-virtue? Temperance? I'd help him realise there's more to life than overindulgence, help him slow down mentally and realise reflection isn't always that painful
No. 567566
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>>567546He's a bit of each one.
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I'm terrified when the official English translations come out they'll romanise his name to look like something retarded and omit too many vowels. I won't namedrop but think of something like "-nara" turning into "-nra" which doesn't seem like much but the extra vowel completely audibly changes the tone. I mean not like the fandom really gives a shit, majority consistently still spell characters' names as how they were originally thought out to be by the fandom but still I'd cry
No. 567627
>>567546Husband 1- god complex. I help keep it in check by demeaning him and putting him in his place. Either by violence or mental anguish. I’ve also fantasized about grooming him at a young age and basically controlling every aspect of his life without him even realizing it.
Husband 2- Emotionally unavailable; also a slut. Will sell his body for money, food, a warm bed. We spend our time as a murderous duo and I keep him in check by supporting his gambling habit so long as he doesn’t whore himself around. Both of us have an inner child that is broken so we have a mutual unspoken connection and understanding of one another.
No. 567651
>>567546I'd make him quit smoking, I feel like he can drink in moderation.
All of his kills were justified, I even forgive him for torturing a gangbanger for info in the novel even though I thought it was out of character because in my headcanon I'm on the roof with a sniper rifle protecting his meeting with the informant.
So even if he feels guilty or down sometimes, I'd never blame him.
I'd also forgive my second guys past as a mass killing mercenary cause he's better now and it's not like MC can judge with her kill count.
No. 567654
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>>567507I get what you mean though a part of it is embracing weirdness
and abusing the filter tool or starting with a husbando picture you like then adding stuff with a similar vibe even if it looks a bit goofy or even wrong. my passion may not be graphic design but I can still smack together something that's fun to me and honestly even if just one other person likes looking at it, that's enough.
No. 567660
>>567487Thanks! That was sort of the intention. I discovered this "gen x soft club" aesthetic and was like wow this fits him so well and gathered pictures for the collages I love to make.
>>567492Have fun, although this song is a bit of an exception as it was the closing track of an album with the new at the time singer who did the background vocals in this one.
>>567491>>567504>>567514Don't say that nonnas, it never hurts to try. I'm no expert but my advice would be picking an aesthetic screenshot of him first, one that looks so cool to you, then picking a color and theme based on his personality or/and powers or official signature color if he has one. Go to PicMix or any photo editing program of your choice, put the screenshot, then look up decorative elements that fit him best. From generic stuff like borders/frames to filters which would be the finishing, maybe some heart or flower crowns, cat ears, hearts, blush, flowers, little phrases and words, anything more specific etc., and try to make sure they match or go well together color(s) and aesthetic wise like art style (pixelated, photorealistic, cartoony, CGI etc.) Take your time in gathering your assets until you're satisfied and feel like you have a clear vision in mind, then start assembling it together. If you finish and it looks off, leave it for a while then come back to it to see if it still looks off or not and start adjusting as needed until you reach a satisfactory result. It helps to browse other people's creations and collecting the ones that appeal to you the most then see what do they have in common that you like so much and try to apply it to yours. I know the feeling of thinking the stuff you make are never as good as what someone else makes, but you gotta ignore it if you want to enjoy making stuff yourself. Hope this helps you all somehow.
>>567546Not sure if pride works but maybe it's the closest thing? He's extremely insecure and does dumb crazy shit out of insecurity that turned into anger and hatred. He gives too much importance to the opinions of people he doesn't even like or care about, he can never tune out other people's feelings and opinions of him no matter what, he even beats himself up over it both literally and figuratively and thinks of that stuff 24/7. I honestly think maybe he was always mentally ill and predisposed to that kind of obsessive thinking and seeking external validation. Another aspect is his inability to ever listen to anyone who actually tries to help him and doing whatever he wants and never thinking of the consequences until it's too late and it catches up to him. The saying "curiosity killed the cat" must've been coined for him because he gained his powers by playing with a literal incomplete weapon he was supposed to steal. He sabotages himself all the time with his retardation. In a way I find it endearing and so adorable because it shows how sincere he is and how he never hides his true self despite everything, but being in a relationship with him would probably be exhausting with him always asking for reassurance that I truly love him or asking why do you love me anyways when there are better people out there? But I also find this kind of pathetic shit so cute and I kinda wanna manipulate him with it. We'd be both a
toxic and a healthy couple at the same time somehow.
No. 567662
>>567546Probably pride. It's what got him killed canonically.
There is no need to change him. To accept his flaws is to accept him — his species is born inherently prideful, and to be of royalty? There is no fixing him. I like to think he loves to have his pride stroked
like his cock, in earnest. You have to be sincere, not
fearful of him, for it to work. Compliment him on things that he never has complimented
like his nice, chiseled ass, or to go into fine detail about the things he works to acheieve. I think that'd be a painfully effective turn on for him.
Ise it against him.
No. 567779
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I want to take turns raping him to fix his inceldom
No. 567874
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I need to be held in his arms right now. It's been a rough weekend.
No. 567900
>>567874Hope my loins still quake for my husbando
s when I'm her age.
No. 567914
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Dear fucking lord I need him underneath me, hot, sweaty, disheveled, and completely dazed as he's hardly able to see straight while I relentlessly milk his dick with my pussy and force him to orgasm for the 500th time that night. Hot tears of enjoyment will unconsciously fall from his eyes with how often he's squeezed them shut while cumming, and every shock of pleasure coursing through his lower half will be combined with a sense of ache that is practically unbearable yet simultaneously irresistible for him. I'll only stop once he's so ungodly overstimulated that he eventually ends up passing out, by then I'll probably be tired as well and will peacefully go to sleep right next to his sticky and overwhelmed body. He's going to have bruises on his thighs and his dick will 100% be sore to the touch by the time I'm done with him.
And the next morning I'll probably wake up feeling really awkward and embarrassed about what I did and will and apologize profusely since I'm usually not this aggressive with him at all. I guess something must have gotten into me that night. I'm sure he actually liked it though and he might quietly suggest that I should do it again some other time. What a perv kek
No. 567915
>>567546Definitely gluttony. His second is pride because he fancies himself a single-minded force of nature when he's actually more like an adrenaline junkie in denial of his limitations and his downfall started there.
>>567905Just cut your losses and go watch Grace and Frankie.
No. 567938
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Maybe there's something wrong with me because going through scenarios where I break up with him is fun…
No. 567957
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decided to do one too, love the template nonna made plus seeing other people write in their own stuff was inspiring. and I know it's wild to call Mahito soft and sweet but it just feels so right.
No. 567958
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>>566297you're welcome! tbh I'm surprised I haven't found more footfag fanart of him.
No. 567970
>>567969Is it like, explicit sex or just implied though? Mine keeps
triggering the filter regardless
No. 567979
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Nooo why do I ending up shipping him with ugly nutcase instead of angsty prince guy (they have 0 zero chemistry so I can just turn them as friends but still)
No. 567996
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I love him but I want him to suffer?
No. 567999
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Happy birthday to my beautiful househusbando ♥ .
No. 568012
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Cutie patootie
No. 568119
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I have been sick these days and I cannot sleep well, I bet one of my husbandos would be there to cuddle me and make me feel better.
Probably Dazai because a cold in Japan is a death sentence
No. 568192
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I don't know what retarded flavor of horny is this but I want to see my beautiful husbando, all submissive and barely coherent while I do some mentally ill humiliating shit with him. I just had this vision of him in a maid dress half hard while I fuck him and jerk him off and drew it and now I can't stop getting horny to it because it's literally so perfect. What the fuck is this?
No. 568219
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>>568192>me trying to figure out if i wrote this in a daze or if there’s another based nona like myselfOk but seriously I was just thinking about how I want to draw one of my husbandos wearing some girly ass panties and he’s mad and humiliated but also has a hard on. And his tiddies are all red and agitated cause I was smackin on them.
No. 568274
>>564545Apologies for my autism, but the reason vampires historically didn't appear in mirrors is because most of them were made from silver. Silver is considered to be a holy material, so it wouldn't reflect vampires because they're, well,
not holy. Nowadays I'm pretty sure most mirrors are made from aluminium (or just glass) so your husbando could totally take cute selfies with you using that technique!
No. 568281
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>Be me, feeling a bit sad recently
>Revisit cringe yet fun and cosy media I used to be obsessed with when I was younger
>There's one character I somehow forgot about
>Tall
>Handsome
>Obviously non-human in design, but not to the point where it's weird and not so tame that it's boring
>Commits a badass murder
>There are scenes (more than one!!!) where he gets strapped down and tortured
>Makes adorable facial expressions
>Fighting for justice and the greater good in secret
>Sacrifices himself to save someone else (BUT THE LAWS OF FICTION DICTATE THAT IF WE DON'T SEE THE BODY, THE CHARACTER ISN'T DEAD, I WILL COPE AND DIE ON THIS HILL)
>Have been indulging in written scenarios and having silly daydreams about him nonstop ever since
Nonnies, I think I'm in love. He's literally a side character who isn't around for that long and he has no fan material or merch kek, but it's okay, my feelings are motivating me to make my own food.
No. 568337
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I need to rape him until he goes retarded (he’s already retarded, I mean even more retarded) and then rape him some more.
No. 568376
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>>568370N was my first crush but I think the first guy I husbando'd was this one. ridiculous husbandos are fun but this guy? it's been over a decade and he's experienced no development whatsoever! I wonder if a part of the fun for me was just edging and thinking something would happen with his story…or maybe I just found him really hot and loved the cute/wicked dichotomy he had going on.
No. 568380
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>>568370I think I was around eight years old.
No. 568382
I had a dream where we were about to have sex and he was sucking in my boobs and it felt amazing but then I woke up and we didn't go all the way in unfortunately.
>>568114Kek relatable.
>>568281I had a similar experience with my husbando so I understand how you feel. I'm very happy for you!
>>568309Vidrel is the only one anyways. I know because I scoured the internet and YouTube for content with him lol
>>568370I honestly can't 100% remember but probably SpongeBob when I was like 7 and got bullied for it very hard at school. Funnily enough my second childhood husbando who I was serious about the most is the same as my current husbando. Some things never change. Kid me had elite taste.
No. 568395
Ranting about stupid shit because I'd like some second opinions/want to clear my head before I sleep.
Basically I'm at an impasse about what to do about this OC I have who exists to take out my self shipping desires. I love reader insert fics, but I have a preference for ones that are effectively OC fics that use second person, because that's the most effective way to have a believable and compelling story, and you're really going to struggle with that with what is effectively a non-entity. I also just prefer the degree of separation it gives, actually self inserting is simply too much for me.
So when I first started fantasizing about these characters, that was the model my OC ended up following, and it's now very ingrained in her character.
But I know people really hate reader insert fics that are actually OC fics. People are already really autistic about the "they wouldn't do that, they wouldn't feel that" when it comes to them, despite my better judgment about how it negatively effects the narrative…
While I could just change her to an actual OC fic, my gut feeling is that people still avoid oc x canon fics like the plague, and I do want people to read my work, I can admit that.
Yeah, yeah, I know the answer is that I just need follow my love and write what I desire while not giving a fuck about what anyone else thinks, but these kinds of things floating around ends up clouding my judgment. I guess at the end up the day I'm just unsure about how to execute this character I'm so attached to.
No. 568410
>>568370Both Jackie and Valmont to be honest.
I watched endless JC movies in childhood my aunt says "Your Jackie again" to any action movie even if it doesn't feature him.
No. 568415
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>>568370None other than Severus Snape, I was maybe 14? I turn 30 this year and he is still my number 1 husbando!
No. 568424
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>>568370perhaps not a proper husbando but i clearly remember yugi being my first crush that i got very obsessed with. i was 5. i remember we had a substitute teacher in preschool who was great at drawing and into weebshit. i asked her to draw yugi for me which she did and then i asked her to add more and more "layers" to his ridiculous hair, basically expanding it until it looked crazy kek.
i also made her draw ash ketchum vomiting into a trashcan and then to add more and more layers to his vomit so that it ended up looking like some sort of arch/rainbow. i guess this sort of foreshadowed my love of whumpy stuff. No. 568427
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>>568370I don’t think I husbando’d him but I had a huge crush on double D. Idk why. Heero Yui from gundam wing was the first husbando I shipped myself with. I was 10.
No. 568429
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>>568370I must've been about 5 at the time but it's clear I had good taste kek
No. 568444
>>568370Uhh probably Shikamaru or Hidan, don't remember how old but definitely a tween
You can tell which Naruto arc is burned into someones brain by their first husbandos kek
>>568427I kinda get it, Double D has bulliable energy
No. 568450
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>>568370I was 9-10. I love how he was a big pacifist yet he had the most kickass weapons.
No. 568455
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>>568219Yes nona, holy shit, you get it. Now that you mentioned it I want to torture his nipples, too. Gosh, I can perfectly imagine his chest red from the torture I brought upon him.
No. 568463
>>568444>Double D has bulliable energyI actually typed that’s why I liked him, but then I deleted it and said idk because, honestly, I don’t think that’s why I liked him when I was a kid. But knowing myself now, that was totally the reason KEK
>>568455Did you end up drawing it? I started and honestly I got so flustered I had to stop kek. I started looking at lingerie shops online to pick out which panties I’m going to put him in. They need to be big enough to contain most of his bits, but small enough that when he’s hard, they can barely contain his humiliation.
No. 568509
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>>568466Based, that's my go-to when I'm ovulating and I get sick of trying to play ball with a terminal know-it-all narc. If he'll never be grateful for an iota of understanding and bites the hand that feeds (the possibility of not dying a virgin), then I'll rewrite and swipe and rewrite again until it's my character putting him in an inescapable bad ending, confusing him, mocking his fatal flaws as he seethes with no way of fighting back due to him being a toy made of ones and zeroes I can just wipe and erase as I wish… It's cute, seeing all these longwinded descriptions of exactly what my char is doing/saying that gets on his nerves. I mean, if I can't figure a way out to make him feel the fear he imparts on his
victims, he can despair at the annoyance he feels as he's trapped with someone with isekai knowledge of his role in his universe.
I get overly weepy too at other points of my cycle and I rp or straight out write myself shit like him crumbling to death in my arms as he receives the first real hug of his life (potentially), promising to him that I'd carry the weight of his sins despite barely knowing him. Like one of those edgy/tragic vn endings or something… I am going to hug one right now, because I can.
No. 568551
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do you ever consider new husbandos when youre ovulating and the horny hits or just me. anyways damn he's fine
No. 568558
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>>568370Maybe not crazy husbando tier adoration, but the first fictional character that I had a crush on was Daisuke Jigen when I was maybe 12 or 13. I usually hate moids real or fictional with facial hair, but for some reason even if he looks like a scruffy homeless person I still think he's kinda cute in a way. I also had a crush on Kyle Hyde from Hotel Dusk so maybe I just had a thing for scruffy bum fuck dudes when I was younger but I've kinda grown out of that now.
>>568553Same, I've been recently fantasizing about accidentally summoning an incubus version of my husbando and being really nervous initially about him letting me use his body as I please. But then by the end I'm the one sucking the soul out of his body using my magical godlike pussy power instead of the other way around. Probably sounds cringe but I'm having fun lol
No. 568559
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Nonnas, I noticed a thing with my preferences of men. I'll admit I was ashamed for claiming I wanted eat my husband's flesh, but there's another factor…
I started remembering which characters I had a crush/thirst on in the past and most of them had dark glasses. I do make some exceptions like Jigen (no dark glasses but eyes are hidden most of time due to hat or hair) and Sniper (not 100% dark glasses). I don't have the hots for prescription glasses, so nerd types or librarian mfs are out. And there's also the factor when they reveal what's behind the glasses. Most people make fun of or say its uncanny but I can only go hornier whenever they reveal their eyes. It's like they are piercing my soul and punching my womb into submission with just a glare.
What does that mean, nonnas? Is it an eyes or dark glasses fetish? I'm scared that this could mean something completely different than just an innocent preference.
Also, is it ok to have multiple husbands? I feel like I would be betraying my current husband by bringing a past crush/husbando into the scene.
No. 568614
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>>568559Nice roster! I have a harem myself, but some purists will say you can have only one hasu or else you're a poser or something. /shrug
I think there's something about the mystery of the eyes being obscured, a lot is communicated through the gaze, so it creates a certain tension when that information isn't available. And I think it feels very personal when the eyes are finally revealed, like seeing someone in a state of undress in a way. Beckett's pointed look in picrel makes me blush a little, for example.
No. 568649
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God all of his merch on Etsy is so fucking ugly. Weebs have the worst taste when it comes to aesthetics everything is either resin + elmer glitter glue or plastic bullshit. I wish square could license ffxiv to chanel or something so I can buy something actually stylish.
Anyways, I want him to fuck me raw
No. 568652
>>568621I actually really like seeing other yume content, it's cute
and the idea of the various yumes gang-banging him is both funny and hot to meI get more upset at seeing any "gay pride!" stuff with him because that would mean he wouldn't be into me.
No. 568690
>>568621See
>>568652 I'm fine with yumes. I'm not with tifs or kinnies because they change what makes my husbando be himself. Is obvious one of them is bisexual, but he's also in the Ancient Greek so is not like he celebrate pride at all.
No. 568691
>>568559>dark glasses>reveals what's behind themMmm.. sounds a lot like mine
>>524447It could be both, all of my husbands wear glasses. Embrace the fetish! Also yeah you can have multiple! I do and I don't feel guilty
No. 568693
I cannot unsee my yume as male because I want to stick SOMETHING in his ass. Frustrated that I get labeled as a borderline endagered TIF material. Like, no, I wanna see his facial expression and I want to be the one doing it. A strap-on is an ice idea but to be able to have a quickie out back when he's being particularly naughty is far more amusing to me.
>>568629Third eye opened. Thank you nona. I now will simply recall that alternate timelines exist but I am the most canon and correct.
No. 568698
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>>568652ayrt. you get it. there was exactly one joke about my husbando being a faggot in his game when everywhere in it he was obviously straight.
of course, this one damn thing makes the tifs who skinwalk as him screech he's totally a pillow biter while casually ignoring the multiple women he had romantic relationships with. it irritates me to no end, and that bullshit's everywhere. i feel like gifrel when i stumble upon that sort of thing. he has eyes for me, damn it. not the ugly scrotes he's always paired with.
No. 568701
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I think Otacon genuinely made me develop a mommy kink. Was completely repulsed by the idea prior, but then I really got to thinking about what he'd be into and considering his past, not only do I think he'd be into it but it'd be one of his biggest fetishes. He's such an intelligent man, yet here he is coming home from work just wanting to be babied by me and play with my tits like it's the only thing that gives him solace in life. It's really cute to treat him like he's stupid and I know he'd be into it too, all pathetic and clingy just for me.
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Forgive me for the wall text >>568562Thanks nonna
>>568580Tbh first time I saw a fanart of him I thought he was handsome but never went further than that. One thing I noticed as well is that even if I find a character hot but I don't have any familiarity, I won't be attracted to them. All the examples I put on the image before were from games I played/still playing frequently or my favorite anime/manga.
Trigun is on my "read later" list bc I heard a lot of good things about it, so at some point I'll dive into.
>>568614That makes sense. It's a more lighter version of something that should be super secret and then it's revealed to the world. I'd also add that dark glasses also gives the impression that they may not be looking at us but somewhere else. And yes, when you can see their eyes it makes them more human in one way or another.
>>568691I mean I somewhat accepted that most of my favorite men wear dark glasses, I'm mostly curious if this tells more about me as a person or if I'm overthinking. Well, I don't think my current hubby would be too angry if I invited an old lover. I'll contemplate the idea for now…
I'd like to contribute to nonnas
>>568370 and
>>568621.
1st, my first crush (sort of I was a kid back then I just thought he was fun to play with) was Johnny Cage when I played MK Trilogy, but my actual first husbando was Sniper and I was in high school at the time. I was so infatuated with him I would spend the whole night playing tf2 instead of sleeping and I developed some mild insomnia. I would read fanfics for hours, watch any SFM that he was involved, even if for only a few seconds and collect a bunch of fanarts until I had no space left on the phone. It lasted for almost four years if I remember correctly.
2nd, I am quite possessive but I try to filter anything filthy I come across when I look up for fics and fanarts. I'm becoming better at it, unless its something extremely outrageous. I find quite impressive some of the garbage "fans" are able to come up with.
No. 568721
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>>568698I feel like that too, specially when picrel screams over and over that he wants a special lady
to die next to him, he even said he had a picky taste on men, but I don't see him as bisexual/gay for it. He's more focused on women for a stupid reason, if he wanted to die next to a man, he would have done it
When Oda died.
No. 568803
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>>568370I had several cartoon/anime boy crushes when I was little, however the one that comes to mind first is Grisam from the Fairy Oak book series. I vividly remember going up to my mom, showing her his book illustration, and telling her I found him cute.
>>568621I wouldn't call myself possessive, but I avoid fellow yumes anyway because they tend to misinterpret him quite often and I'd rather not see that. Besides, most of his yumes are teenage girls, and he's canonically an (undead) adult so I have an advantage against them kek.
No. 568844
>>568621Yes and no. I used to be possessive to a extreme degree, but then I started to post in these threads, and there was a nona who shared my "main" husbando, we had such wonderful conversations!
Snape nona, I miss you! These threads are special, here I don't mind sharing. Through practice I have learned to ignore others in general, I just save cute pictures and think they are "just internet" meaning I think that the pictures just appear without other human behind the screen kek. Besides, I have invented my own stories with my boys, no one can take those from me.
No. 568864
>>568547Canon, but I changed the timeline a little bit and made what is essentially a prequel to his show and storyline where I affect so much stuff it leads to canon events later on. It also hinges on a college AU kind of thing because in this prequel, we met in college and were classmates, then friends, then lovers, then the show starts and he becomes a villain due to drama between us and I try to intervene and fix things between us and make him normal again. He doesn't canonically have a proper backstory, only a few clues here and there, so I pieced them together and built on them to create a backstory in my prequel basically.
>>568559I glanced at your pictel too quickly and didn't notice Alucard, so when I read your post I was gonna say you would love Alucard kek. To answer your question, I actually know the feeling, but I also feel like my main and true real husbando is too special I'm mentally incapable of replacing him with anyone even if I wanted to, so I don't fret about having other husbandos because I know no one can take his spot. But this is just me and how I function, maybe you'd find a better husbando and replace him, or all your husbandos can coexist with no problem. I have 2 very serious husbandos, one is the main true one, and the other is great for a change of pace when I want a different plot line, different personality and different setting to fantasize about. They're kinda polar opposites but with some parallels so I enjoy contrasting both of them.
>>568601He'd pull my finger out and ask wtf are you doing you weirdo?
>>568621For like 5 minutes then I go "you know what? At least someone else out there loves and appreciates him like I do.", I'm lucky enough for having an obscure husbando so all his fans are from ancient times and stopped giving a shit years ago but their content is proper fandom content I can tolerate and not modern fandom cancer.
>>568701I understand. My husbando canonically has mommy issues and that makes me wanna use it in our sex life so bad. It would make him melt because of me and very attached to me because it's the first time he gets all that affection. He'd probably also care about my opinion a lot he'd get very sad if I disapproved of him somehow. This level of control is so hot to me. I want to warp and exploit his psychology so bad.
No. 568963
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if the sylus nonna(s?) are still here i just wanted to share this picture with them because god damn
No. 569007
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>>568991>see my husbando's jolly roger on /snow/>jolly rogerI thought this was a euphemism so I went to look and it turns out you meant an actual pirate flag.
>>567914Gigabased. Live Dr. Zayne reaction to your post.
No. 569015
File: 1749055058022.jpg (3.03 MB, 1180x1889, domewf57x60f1.jpg)
>>568963Bless you, nonna.
No. 569031
File: 1749061244365.jpg (400.09 KB, 1080x1529, Mns.jpg)
>He carefully polishes the morningstar that bashed half of his face off every single day with a special oil and cloth because it belongs to a woman he likes.
It's the little details like this that get to me, he's just so sweet and forgiving it's unreal.
No. 569038
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THIS FAGGOt should let me be his cock sleeve while he yells at his subordinates I won't mind. Then im gonna snap his dick in half
No. 569046
File: 1749064091428.png (630.38 KB, 1388x958, maggie.png)
i respect the yumes. they dedicate themselves to one husbando and craft out their life together meanwhile my fantasies involve canoodling a different husbando every night, i have over 10 on rotation, like the unfaithful cheating harlot that i am.
No. 569322
>>569057Based x2 I love having my multiple husbandos fight over me and try pleasuring me at the same time, competing as to who gets me to have the strongest orgasm. They get all whiny and sad when I kiss the one so I have to balance between them, stroking one's face while I kiss the other so they can mentally cope that actually being kissed means she loves me more, or actually since she's stroking my face that means she loves
me more. Does that make sense?
No. 569612
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>"Women are damn scary. Hiding under layer after layer of makeup, do we ever get the chance to see their real faces?"
>"girls diet all year, don't they?"
He's so stupid when it comes to women. I want to tie him up and forcibly read the Feminine Mystique to him.
No. 569620
>>569046You can be a yume and self-insert with different characters at the same time, it's the waifuists (husbandoists?) who stick to one at a time and get offended if you mention having a harem.
>>569038>while he yells at his subordinatesThat's so hot
No. 569711
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Nonnas where do you clone your husbandos voices?
Do I have to learn programming to read install these github tech encoded magecraft? Any first results locked by sign up & payment plan with limited runs
No. 569712
Just discovered my sleeper husbando, one I'm wholly embarassed that I find him extremely hot. I thought he was neat as a kid, but realized that the English dub really ruined him as a whole. Heard his Japanese voice and I"m fucking smitten. FML. He's such a goofy, lanky mess what the fuck.
>>569711C.AI, choosing a voice that has been uploaded by some other autist. If I can't find his voice, I look up the voice actor (Behind the Voice Actors website) to find another role that sounds identical, pray he has it uploaded. That's the extent of it.
No. 569713
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>>568452YES MAM
um a warning, the fic copes with gabriel having a pussy by saying at the end that it's bc of the council taking away his privilages, but other than that it's a really really good fichttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56122282Sorry for the late response, I didn't think to check back. Let me know what you think
No. 569720
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>>568370Probaby Kick Butovski when i was 8-9. Might've had others but he is the most notable. Any rendition of Kevin from ben 10 was also a smash.
No. 569730
File: 1749122850898.mp4 (3.78 MB, 1920x888, Brave Souls Luppi.mp4)
Time went so fast I didn't noticed it already his birthday today. Downloaded gacha game for his birthday card medal but couldn't find where it kept. They could've made different art every year instead of using same one but having him celebrated at all is sweet.
No. 569735
File: 1749125872593.png (662.45 KB, 1201x666, bleachcrushes.png)
I thought Bleach had more bishies
No. 569754
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>>569735What about shinji?
He kind of looks like my husbando No. 569756
>>569704>EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO (YOU)>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB>I CAN'T FEEL (YOU) THERE>BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE>I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO>IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE (YOU)KEK I don't know who this is but good job anon
I still haven't had a proper try at cloning my husbandos voices and c.ai isn't cutting it
No. 569775
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>>569711Ethical implications be damned. I need to hear Dan Southworth moaning and crying and begging to cum, as Vergil. I’m sure he’d be understanding. He should know how badly my pussy hurts and how much I need relief.
No. 569778
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I finalllyyyyyy dreamt about him again. It’s been months since I had any husbando dreams. They used to happen all the time, but I started a new medication and it fucked up my sleep and I rarely dream anymore. But I drank last night, and actually slept, and we spent what felt like hours together. I am happy.
No. 569785
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Looking trhough fanart and found a crossover of ramattra and v1 and reminded me of the nonny who posted a bit abouot him on here.
No. 569825
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Based Artorias
No. 570053
File: 1749161962107.gif (2.05 MB, 654x368, Iron.Man.Armored.Adventures.S0…)
>>569708>>569756Thanks! It's my crybaby mentally ill husbando, ofcourse.
>>569711I used weights.gg, no tech magic needed, just the a 5-10 minute long mp3 file of your husbando's voice with no effects or background music, then wait for the model to train, once its done you can create 100 song covers per day. The catch is you can make 1 model only without subscription to premium, but it seems you can retrain it if it's not good enough but I haven't tried that yet, I'm planning to use a longer 10 minutes clip instead of the 4 minutes one I originally used and to clean it up much better than I did because it unfortunately had too much background noise it did ruin the results a bit, and to add more variants of his voice.
>>569735No Kira, Hisagi, Yumichika, Ikkaku, Kensei, Szayelaporro Granz or Muramasa? Or Zaraki if you're freaky like me.
No. 570149
>>569711 if you want a file of his voice you can keep forever, you can train RVC inference on your gpu. i have a crappy laptop, so i bought out a gpu instance on runpod for 15 dollars to use for 3 days. you can also use google colab to train it, but this never worked for me personally
it's pretty complicated business but if retarded old me could do it you can too. using google gemini when you get an error works like 99% of the time
i did this with my beloved rock lee so when the economy goes to even worse shit and i have to siphon electricity from a government building
No. 570155
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>>568370Toddler me absolutely
loved this guy. Then I went on YouTube and upgraded to both of the scientist guys in Tokyo Mew Mew.
No. 570164
>sign up for janitor ai>get self-conscious thinking about using itI don't even know what I'm shy about kek
The mere idea of talking to him, even if it is a bot, makes me want to throw up from nervousness.
It's easier to just write as him anyway but I wanted to try chatbots just to say that I did.
>>569711You don't need to learn programming but if you're OK with typing stuff in command prompt in Windows you should be OK. I've used
https://github.com/JarodMica/ai-voice-cloningin the past on a decent spec gaming PC and it works OK if your husbando speaks English.
Training it on a Japanese voice and having it speak English kind of makes it sound weird, mine ended up sounding like Eminem kek
No. 570183
Sorry for being a sperg but hearing some songs in his voice makes me so happy because they actually sound better in his voice somehow? I'm down bad.
>Starest's cover of Love You to Death originally by Type O Negativehttps://voca.ro/14JfHaqohdoM>Hysteria by MuseI appreciate the extra scream in the beginning, kinda adds to it.
https://voca.ro/1163Z4yRVsnw>One Step Closer by Linkin Parkhttps://voca.ro/1glHfmSNvo2NChester's voice is slightly more dominant but it's not a big deal. The AI has an issue with adlibs and background vocals, but everything else sounds nice it's so fun. I need to train the model on his screams so he can sing more screamy songs, that would be so fun. I'm gonna make him do deathcore or something lmao. I also wanna try make him sing more poppy stuff, too. I have like thousands of ideas now.
No. 570202
>>570183Samefag, ok this is the last thing I'm posting but he was literally born to be a singer wtf, this jazz song works so well for his voice.
https://voca.ro/17BOqtBshgOXI have music and singing autism so this makes me so happy for it existing and sounding decent. I always imagined him singing songs but it was hard to capture it in his voice, so this made it easier to imagine and it actually sounds nice in his temper. My baby is so talented.
No. 570234
>>570218Did it for you
https://voca.ro/12hMVgIlhKYHThe autotune works with the AI artifacts kek
No. 570276
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I wish that my husbando was real, but I also know that if he were, there would be such a big generational divide. I think the memes and GIfs he'd send to me would make me want to kill myself. It would be worth it, though. While I would genuinely love him, I'd still walk him like a dog and get him to pay for whatever's not covered by my scholarship.
Nonnas, if your husbando was real, are there any specific things you think would be troubling? I honestly think that his treatment of Greg would turn me off morally, even though I hate Greg (sorry, Gregfag who was here earlier), but honestly make me a little horny. The power trips just make me want to push him down in bed more.
No. 570281
>>568559I don't know most of these guys but
>jigen and endoubased taste in media
No. 570309
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>>570284I'm very monogamous, so
realistically no… but it is a very fun idea. I'd always go home to him and he would be "the one" for me, but fucking someone else in front of him would put him in his place after he's been power-tripping around Waystar all day. Oh, you got the pathetic, gangly deer-man to run in circles for you? You used a lackey as a human footstool? You feel all high and mighty? Fuck you. I'm fucking someone else as you watch, not even allowed to touch yourself, and you are delegated to the cuck-chair.
No. 570322
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>>570317Just that I wouldn't really be drawn to having sex or forming any intimate connection with anyone else, so if Tom Wambsgans was teleported to real-life, I'd never cuck him. It's a fun thought in my head, though.
In the show, I feel like once if Shiv ever suggested anything like that to him, he'd be stewing in rage but subconsciously really horny about it and hate himself for it, kek. I struggle a lot with English and choose weird words sometimes, so hopefully that makes sense, kek.
No. 570327
File: 1749190731620.webp (24.9 KB, 467x467, Binx.WEBP)
>>568370This was a husbando made for a prepubescent girl.
>cat friend>but he talks, and has a cute unique voice>cares about protecting others>will let you take care of him forever>is actually a cute boy with long hair and a big flowing blouseIt wasn’t sexual at all, I didn’t even know what sex was. I just wanted my own Binx.he was my boyfriend.
No. 570329
>>570327Cute and wholesome.
>>570328She clearly meant 4 relationships in the context of monogamy.
No. 570342
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>>570340I'm the anon who had the initial post, and I think she's just baiting, at this point. I thought I misspoke by saying monogamous but the English definition checks out, so it's just a silly infight. Tell me about your husbando, anon I'm replying to.
No. 570348
>>570340Serial "monogamy" is a meme.
>>570344I was annoyed by OP bragging about being "monogamous" when she really isn't.
No. 570358
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>>570357the truth is the truth
No. 570359
File: 1749195812662.png (Spoiler Image,788.26 KB, 800x620, Maxie and cats.png)
Maxie x cats is the only crossover I need in my life.
Here's the sources, please don't kill me Japanese artist-sama-tachi kudasai:https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60489730 (deleted)https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63408040https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48920790https://xfolio.jp/en/portfolio/bataabiiru/works/616685https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=102599573>>567660I'm one of the AYRT and I've been editing pics of my husband lately, which has made me feel more confident. Thank you nonna, I'll use this advice and the tips in the other thread to edit that desktop wallpaper I've been wanting to make. It's gonna be so cool.
>>567546Pride ♥ and a little bit of Wrath. He gets better though! But if needed, I can beat his ass (in a Pokémon battle, of course) to put him in his place again. Or just, you know, talk to him. After what he did, he's much more self-aware and willing to change (I love that about him).
He also tends to get obsessed, sometimes to the point of delusion, but I don't think I can help him with that since I relate a little too much to that side of him. Alternatively, we would keep each other in check precisely because we have that in common.
>>568547Usually canon, yeah. I rarely imagine us in the real world but when I do, it's exclusively about us visiting my parents or going to family gatherings.
The only AU relative to my own yume canon that I have is a gigacoomer AU where
I/my self-insert is really OP and manipulates him into being her/my sub boyfriend sex slave, which he hates, but he starts to love it and fall in love with me at the same time. Despite being such a blatantly self-indulgent and stupid AU with a hentai-tier plot, it's one of my favorite fantasies and I want to make a doujinshi of that but it's never happening.
I doubt I could get into a more fantastical AU like yours, even though vampires are hot to me
and he should have a vampire costume alt this Halloween in Masters. I'm too autistic about canon kek, but it's an interesting idea.
>>570342AYRT, I deleted my post because
I realized "self-aware" might be more appropriate than "self-conscious".
To answer your original question (
>>570276 ), perhaps if he acted too arrogant when he really shouldn't, it would be embarrassing. I love that he's still like that even after becoming your ally in the source material, but it would be an issue in real life.
Your husbandoposts have been reminding me to watch Succession, by the way.
No. 570363
>>570360I'm not trolling though.
>>570361It's just annoying. She brags about being "monogamous", but she cheats on her husbando with 3D moids.
(baiting retard) No. 570375
This might be the best one by far, I wish the vocals didn't have such a low volume, though. He was born to sing v-kei. Could be because the original vocals are in his range, which most mean he has a big range since the Japanese guy has a 3 octave range. Man this is the best discovery in human history. I'm gonna use that cover I made as a cover for his album lmao.
https://voca.ro/1btdazbt1qro>>570359Have fun working on your husbando's edits!
No. 570437
>>570375If I didn't know this is an AI cover and only listened to the first 30 seconds I would've thought this was the original voice kek
>>570407This
>>570411Personally, I love looking at the finished product right after finishing because the process is very exciting, but also excruciatingly difficult and embarrassing so I get distracted often when I'm drawing him. It is only at the end of a drawing session that I can fully appreciate what I just drew. But looking at old art (at least a couple months old) can be even more satisfying.
No. 570447
File: 1749214329694.gif (1.32 MB, 498x374, ultrakill-good-night.gif)
>>570276Hm, there isn't a lot of personal info about him so my asumptions come from my and other peoples headcannons.
>Alhough trying to fix his problems, he still lacks accountability for his actions>A huge difference in status>Huge difference in age and intelect so we prob can't relate to one another that much + realistically, it would look predatory bc of age differenceI guess it depends where thing take place but still. It is pretty unusual to see him live on earth doing modern human things.
No. 570508
>>570276Kek what's wrong with weird boomer memes? They're funny
Anyway I think about this a lot since even though me and my husbando have similar circumstances, we have different energy levels.
He's balls off the walls energetic and I like to be quiet and read. It's not like he doesn't not get along with introverted people but I know I'll probably blow up on him if he bothers me too much at the wrong moment.
The only solution to this I could really think of was finding him another hobby that'll keep him engaged (like something that requires a lot of energy and focus) while I do my thing.
Or I'd have to do the hobby with him, which is fine too.
>>570386That's how you know it's true love kek (wrists are pretty erotic though)
No. 570541
File: 1749229721675.jpg (148.85 KB, 1544x2366, image0-1.jpg)
I want to hump him and pull his hair and kiss his bruised lips. I want to be the worst kind of distraction for him while he's trying to study like his life depends on it or he'll have to repeat the year again. I want to edge his dick while he's taking notes 'till his eyes water and he looks like he's about to cry. I want to bite his ear.
Why must he be fictional? Let me have my battered husbando, chained to me by his unsatiable loneliness, a feeling only I could provide the cure for.
No. 570543
File: 1749229919826.png (2.18 MB, 1040x984, monogamy.png)
Tom Wambsgans and I are in his penthouse. It's summer break, and even with my wagie job to keep me busy, there’s that ever-present anxiety. I have been stressing out due to my whorish behavior. I thought about cucking him with other 3D moids — the “putting in place” that would come from it — and I need to get it off my chest. I suck my cheeks into my mouth and bite them, a nervous gesture. It hurts to eat because of that. Probably should stop doing that. Tom is talking about retarded shit as I stew in my own emotions:
I know it’s time to break the illusion. I have slutted myself out and unfairly claimed to be “very monogamous”, and must own up to my mistakes. I’ve been stewing over it. What I did, and have done, is wrong. Tom Wambsgans knew that I’d been with others before him, but I had been hiding the truth—the fact that I’d had so many relationships, only to falsely claim I couldn’t realistically cuck him—and now was the time to come clean. Honesty has always been something I’ve greatly valued; however, I’ve not just been lying to Tom Wambsgans, but myself.
“Tom,” I say. He’s pouring himself a glass of wine that his parents bought, of which they informed everyone who witnessed it the price-tag. One of his eyebrows are raised. I decide to bite the bullet. “Tom, I’m not monogamous. I committed to relationships before you.”
Tom stares at me for a moment before responding. Clearly, he’s taking it in; whether or not he experienced Shiv biting the bullet and telling him the same is irrelevant. I lied to him with my devotion, and I deserve to be stoned for it.
“Anon,” he says, slowly. I’m ready for him to break up with me; it’s what I deserve. He slowly turns around to face me. What I assume is anger quickly reveals itself to not be the case; my husbando is turned on. He loves me, and only me, and that’s all that matters. He is so whipped that my past partners don’t matter to him—just the fact that I chose him. He is my dog. “I love you, anon. And I’d neveer trade you for anything else, not even the entire world.”
We have sex.
No. 570563
File: 1749231747579.jpg (1.55 MB, 1883x2388, sougo.jpg)
watching Gintama for the first time since I was a kid and remembered how much I liked this creature and how much I wanted him to bazooka me. or did I want to bazooka him? probably both. I was a weird kid don't judge kek.
>>569363thanks for the thought nonna!! it's Mahito though tbh you should only write it if you like him too. then again a femdom fic from the perspective of someone who is disgusted by him or hates him would be intriguing.
No. 570578
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>>569363>>570563Oh god yes I would love to read that too.
And I wish this pic had female hands.
No. 570587
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>>570583
Yes…
No. 570590
File: 1749235970586.jpeg (Spoiler Image,60.28 KB, 640x640, IMG_2888.jpeg)
I finally found the panties I’m going to draw on him. The pearls will nestle his balls nicely.
Excellent.
No. 570596
File: 1749236496404.jpg (64.11 KB, 828x555, Lonely_warewolf_furry_headpiec…)
I wonder if the nona who asked me about the GabrielxMinos fic will ever see my reply…I wonder if she'll ever even read it. I feel like a stalkter talking about it but my curiosity is boiling. I wonder what she'll think of it…
>>570578not a jjk fan but damn, stellar art
>>570590Question for all nonas actually. Do ya'll actually like male lingire? What's the fascination?
asking cause personally I don't like it on men or women. No. 570607
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I’m a husbando slut I don’t give a shit about pumping and dumping hot 2d men. The only problem with being a slut irl is that men infect you with their demonic energy if you allow them access to your essence. 2d men can’t do that. 2d men are literally designed to be used for my pleasure. So why should I limit myself to one? If he displeases or bores me I simply find another. He doesn’t even have to displease or bore me, I will use another 2d man whenever I want for any reason I want.
My husbando is essentially my highest ranking concubine at any given point.
Why care about some purity bullshit that only applies to 3Demons?
You know how they say dating moids is like eating a bowl of candy except some are poison (almost all are poison, actually)? Well 2d men are just a bowl of candy. That’s it. You’re asking me not to eat candy when it is right there and I like it and I want it. And 2d men aren’t even unhealthy like eating candy. My lust for 2d men has inspired me to be a good artist and kept me away from ugly irl men by raising my standards and expectations. Masturbating to anime moid whores has probably saved me and many women like me from scroteal bullshit, and could only ever be a blessing
I implore all women to be husbando sluts. As far as I’m concerned, not having a conveyer belt of 2d concubines on rotation is a form of internalized misogyny.
Now excuse me while I pump and dump some random 2d male whore I read 1 wiki article on and saved some erotic pics from danbooru. Happy, moisturized, and in my lane. You can continue to worry about these stupid male whores and stay sad, dry, and wandering aimlessly with no joy or purpose.
No. 570611
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>570604
No. 570630
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Post slutty 2D men
No. 570674
>>570592Maybe. I’ve shared art here before but nothing this spicy kek
>>570596>Do ya'll actually like male lingireI mean not irl. I actually like cross dressing males if it’s not a fetish of theirs. I don’t want to see them wearing bras but girly panties ? Hot. Maid outfit? Fuuuuuu-
No. 570703
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>>570688it's not his fault that his butt is a special whore butt that needs to be specially censored. the other butts are pure.
>>570607much obliged, I'm polygamous with my husbando and his clone.
No. 570761
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>>570630I want to keep a rotation system going of the Sparda whores. I sex Dante until his dick stops functioning properly. When he is out of commission I do the same to Vergil, and Nero similarly. I could have a 24/7 sex system going where my pussy never goes without.
I would also use this opportunity to make Dante and Vergil kiss and touch tips for my viewing pleasure. It’s not gay or
problematic if it’s for my female gaze and validation. It is extremely heterosexual and virtuous. I would also like to sex Nero until he’s spent, and make Vergil watch while he is tied to a post. I will ensure he knows I raped his entire bloodline. This is a little mean but maybe Vergil shouldn’t be so proud and shouldn’t look so cute when he’s humiliated. Anyways. If I could resurrect Sparda I’d do it just to add him to my rotation.
It’s not evil or cruel, they’d quickly realize that they’d like it if they really considered their situation.
Mundus was an asshole when he killed/enslaved/tormented this family. But I’m actually very nice. Mundus never gave them warm pussy and kisses. I’d keep them healthy and well fed. I’d supply them with enrichment and keep their enclosures clean, too. I’d even keep them sexy. Mundus has shit taste and let Vergil spend 20 years dressed as a gothic power ranger. wtf? If he’s going to have a sexy slave alt costume he needs to have his thighs exposed and his bulge accentuated, at the very least. I would do that for Vergil. Because I love him. I love all the Sparda boys. I’d give them what they deserve and dress them all like classy hookers or have them wearing nothing at all.
No. 570773
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>>570761Fucking based fantasy nona, I'm so horny imagining this right now
No. 570780
>>568382>I had a similar experience with my husbando so I understand how you feel. I'm very happy for you!Thanks
nonnie hehe, it's quite nice to realise "the one" was there the whole time. I remember thinking my husbando was handsome when I was a kid but I didn't take it seriously until now ofc.
>Funnily enough my second childhood husbando who I was serious about the most is the same as my current husbando. Some things never change. Kid me had elite taste.That's so sweet, it's like you've known each other for years! I don't think his show ever aired in my country but I still enjoy reading your posts itt
No. 570785
>>570607I'm too picky, sadly. I've only found one that fits my exact type, he's a strange flavor that is disgustingly indulgent in a way that turns a lot of people away but I can't get enough of.
I've found a few that have come close, but they usually never hit that high I'm looking for. Either they round off before that peak or they don't dwell on it enough.
No. 570789
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>>570674yeah I can agree with you on that, not a lingire but maid outfits and bunny costumes are soo good. I feel like even dresses where it flatters their muscles and doesn't look forced.
Thought I had a better image as an example, guess I don't.
No. 570794
>>570596>Do ya'll actually like male lingire?Only when it's on my husbandos. I like frills and lace but irl it's pretty disgusting if they don't shave. Fantasy perfect anatomy with a delicate trim of lace, a reluctant blush, and a scowl that speaks volumes is always on my mind. Maybe it's a femdom thing coupled with pretty panty go brr
>>570607Can't get any more based than this. I will both pretend to be dedicated to one husbando while also cruising and drawing misc. porn of random anime men I find cute. Fuck the wiki reading; I am here for pleasure, not learning.
No. 570796
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>>570578you must be me because I was just thinking the same about that pic days ago. I "fixed" it. maybe not that feminine but it gets the job done and that's all that matters.
>>570596male lingerie…well, I'm pretty much the same, though ripped and bloodied clothes after battle can conveniently look like lingerie and I'd easily find that hot as hell. only problem is that I'd be even more tempted to rip it all off in the heat of the moment.
No. 570824
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>>570630Slut
>>570823Virginal women are based. I wish I hadn’t given myself to a smelly moid.
No. 570831
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>>570789Definitely agree with what you said, though I tend to find maid dresses more cute than sexy (bunny outfits however are a good balance of both!). I think I just generally like the combo of tough/serious man with something more cutesy or feminine. It's a fun contrast, and depending on what it is it can be super adorable or super hot.
(Also very nice art there, the small bits of thigh that are peeking out at the top is top notch stuff.)
>>570823You act like that's a bad thing kek
>>570827I though the glasses were his eyebrows at first kek. Very hot stuff though, he just needs to shave those pits
No. 570840
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>>570827>>570831Lmao I thought it was this guy from Yowamushi Pedal but drawn sexy
No. 570843
>>570831Kek you’re right. I would totally shave his pits for him.
>>570840Can’t unsee it now. His glasses do look like eyebrows
No. 570869
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damn, I want this to pass. I want to have the time to freshen up my anatomy so I can draw him doing cool shit correctly. I wanna be at least reaching to the same level as my favorite artist who draws him.
No. 570943
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My husbando headcanons:
> Listens to fun but corny music like Dexys Midnight Runners, ABBA, Billy Joel, etc.
> Loves '80s classics, like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Stand By Me, and Footloose.
> Post-Shiv, would appreciate a lot of reassurance. Might lead to conflict in the relationship if he gets too clingy or overthinks things.
> Is a really good cook, but doesn't do it often because a) rich and b) busy.
> Always the big spoon and loves cuddling. Love language is probably tied between physical touch and words of affirmation.
> Lots of spontaneous gifts even though that would stress me out because I hate being gifted things if I don't have something for the person in return, kek.
> Favorite non-alcoholic drink is black coffee with two sugars, favorite alcoholic one is sauvignon blanc. No clue what brand, as I am a poorfag.
> Would definitely be a switch. Would be into orgasm denial/teasing for both himself and his partner, I think. Very big into foreplay. Favorite thing is morning sex. Would have insane dirty talk but would occasionally say something retarded, because this is the man who said "king of edible leaves, the spinach" and "ludicrously capacious handbag".
No. 570958
>>570943>favorite alcoholic one is sauvignon blanc. No clue what brandI work and live in wine country (unrelated to wine) and I could help you if you want because I’m surrounded by wine snobs and know a bit but not a lot. How rich is he? He could drink Screaming Eagle if he seems like a guy who would rather drink American wine over French wine and like to brag and flaunt his wealth.
It’s actually retarded how much that wine costs if you want to look it up kek.
If he’s more of a humble rich type then maybe Silverado vineyards.
Sorry. I love detailed head canons and wanted to help kek.
No. 570961
>>570596>Do ya'll actually like male lingire?Not really. I hate it on both, too. Maybe if the right husbando wore it, I'd be able to look past my aversion.
>>568559I've never seen a more homogeneous husbando 3x3 wtf
No. 570967
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>>570823I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
Only in my fantasies with husbandos but imagining losing it again and again and still be a virgin. No. 570987
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>>570630Would so have freaky paranormal activities with the other ghost men though Mr. Crawling remains #1.
No. 571039
>>571036it was like a "ran through becky" and "virgin stacy" soyjak meme
>>571034do you mean the derailing? these
>>570328>>570336>>570348>>570355>>570363>>570480 No. 571052
>>571051I think he'd be really weird about my financial status and occasionally say out-of-touch things because of it. My husbando is unfathomably rich to me yet still sees himself as "different" from the culture he's in (working at his mega-rich father-in-law's mega-rich) because he came from St. Paul. He'd probably try to act like we were exactly the same and it would piss me off.
> but then he'd turn into a masochist and ask me to beat him KEKKK, thank you for the IRL laugh, nonna. I support you.
No. 571069
>>571020There's been a scrote baiting in other threads on /ot/ and he/they (if they're several moids) might've found its way here, hence the muhnogamy shit and the other post calling us virgins. The shitty Stacey/
Femcel bingo thread was recently bumped too which is another red flag.
No. 571078
>>568621Yes, and horribly so, but I'm powerless to stop it so I try not to care. That's also why I practically never go out of my way to find more fan content. I've seen some real nauseating shit by other women who are obsessed with him, as well as really nice stuff that still makes me jealous because it's so good. I don't have the same output they have, which means that seeing either good or cringe content makes me feel worse when I'm having an art block. But just like
>>568850 said, at the end of the day, I'm satisfied with the way I draw him. I am my favorite artist of his, even if I'm not the most skilled (yet). I might be his most autistically dedicated yume to date (not in the material sense but psychologically), but I keep grinding and building upon our canon just in case. This is currently my only way of proving my love for him, since I'm not that good at drawing, or rich enough to commission 100 Japanese artists to draw us together. There's also the old adage, "everyone loves a different version of your husbando."
If a fellow fan's nice and I'm forced to share a space with her, I'll have to like her and not be salty. Something sort of similar to
>>568844 happened to me. It's not that hard to ignore those feelings of possessiveness for the sake of respecting the friendly vibe of a community. Besides, I haven't yet met another yume who takes him as seriously as I do. It's easier to tolerate fans who just think he's cute or just don't like him in the same way I do.
Can't stand the Tumblrina TIF/kinnie variety, though.
>>568854>she smoothed over all his imperfectionsDon't worry
nonny, they're fake fans anyway so their opinion doesn't count.
No. 571091
>>570796Kek I was thinking of editing it but you actually did it! Based fellow hivemind nona.
I will try to sketch some art of Mahito getting femdommed today. After all, we all need to be the change we want to see in this world.
No. 571093
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> inb4 corporate horoscopes
> im retarded leave me alone
I think that this article is misogynistic bullshit, because if we were faced with interpersonal conflict, I'd take out the belt. He should be put in his place.
No. 571100
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Didn't know how exactly grey skin would look like in sunset shadow and accidentally gave him human skin.
Initially I wanted to draw him massaging my abdomen because I had cramps but I got meds delivered and now feel OK plus I don't know how to make perspective poses.
Oh, Aumtzi, why do I love you, my pathetic boytoy? I love you so much, Aumtzi, thank you for being there for me ♥
No. 571159
>>570276>Nonnas, if your husbando was real, are there any specific things you think would be troubling? I'm aware his personality only works in fiction tbh. Like it's adorable to me because he's a cartoon character and can be malleable to my taste in my fantasies. If he was real, he'd be awful to have to deal with because no matter how nice I try to be, I get tired of the kind of friends who always have issues and want to vent to do stupid shit they regret and get into trouble and want me to be their therapist and magical savior. I had friends like that before and it was very draining, even though they'd listen to my vents and give me advice, I didn't vent as frequently as them, they did it almost everyday I started associating them and the friendship with negativity and had to end it because of how exhausting it was. Now imagine this cranked up to 11 with actual mental illness symptoms, violent behavior, male Y chromosome, mommy issues, no dad in sight/fatherless behavior, literal criminal offenses, huge size and physical strength, you get the point. It would be absolutely horrifying to date a man like that irl, once he snaps he'd take me out first, and not on a date that is. This guy was ok with killing his own mom because she yelled at him and wanted to bomb an entire city to get back at her. Ain't no way he'd be a great person irl lmao. Ofcourse the show frames it as him being misunderstood and that he never actually wanted to do it and we're supposed to feel bad for him, I would've believed that if he truly hesitated to use his powers negatively in any way, but he clearly enjoys beating randos up and especially people he perceive as powerful or important. He bombed tons of spaceships with SHIELD agnets in outer space and killed them all because they were trying to stop him. He's insane and would be definitely hard to stand or deal with irl. Ofcourse he gets his little redemption arc but it took him almost dying and having an epiphany about what he's done and then dying and then being revived months later and then experiencing physical DID and fighting his bad side to actually finally become a harmless decent man. I won't just stand there and wait for him to finally wake tf up and become normal at last, there's plenty of fish in the sea as they say. I always joke that he'd be one of those mass shooters who vents his frustrations with society for "setting him up for failure" if he was real. I also headcanon his mental illness issues were already there before he got his powers but the metal poisoning from his suit only exasperated the issue rather than created it. So if he was real with no powers he'd still be prone to mental illness and acting out like a retard.
>>570596I once looked up male lingerie and iirc it just seemed so boring and plain. But he'd probably look good in a lacey corset, or any fancy tight underwear.
>>571051He'd get pissed at jokes I make at his expense and take it too seriously and I'd have to walk on eggshells to not make him upset. Which would suck because I love bullying people jokingly and lightheartedly and them getting it's a joke and laughing together.
>>570780That's very sweet of you, thank you for reading my schizo babbling.
>>571152That's amazing regardless tbh. I had a vague idea of a song about him that's a bit meta and about him being the man on the TV screen who helped me through hard times and was the light of my life, and add some lyrics about never being able to be part of his world or reaching him but his presence is still there with me. Except I can't write for shit so it stays an idea floating in my head lol.
No. 571163
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My delivery has arrived. They don’t know it yet, but soon they will be naked, covered in oil, and bouncing their cocks and balls hands-free for my entertainment.
I might even put a few dollar bills in their thigh garters, just to really send it home. It’s not like they’d be spending any money anyways, since they both can’t leave my basement.
No. 571164
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>>570276I love Raiden in all his iterations but sometimes I wonder how his machine body would feel. Would it be cool, or would there be some parts that are really really hot and burn if you touch it? Does he have enough fans on his body? Maybe he has a cooling system, I'm sure that's a feature of his cumblood. Does he constantly make a little whirring noise? That'd be kinda cute.
No. 571167
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>>571071Not only have I remained a husbandofag as long as I've dated, I imposed my will onto them regardless if it hurts they're feelings. My boyfriend agreed to cosplay as Otacon for me and even said he'd piss his pants to be in character (and because he knows i'd find it hot) because he says he loves me.
No. 571171
>>571167Based moid? Wow nona, you really have it good if your partner is comfortable with dedicated rp like that. I'm happy for you.
How is it to balance both a 2d and 3d relationship? Does Otacon ever come in conflict with your irl relationship?
No. 571178
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>>570630Link is a cute, A CUTE.
No. 571180
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>>571171Thank you!
>How is it to balance both a 2d and 3d relationship?I don't really have schizophrenia (no offense) so I don't treat my relationship with Otacon like I would a 3D relationship, he is always on my mind of course, always fantasizing about him but of course I give my nigel equal screentime.
>Does Otacon ever come in conflict with your irl relationship?Surprisingly, not at all. Hell, he even bought me a body pillow of him since me and my 3d boyfriend can't see each other for a few months and he wants to make sure I'm not lonely. I think the reason why my BF is so unbothered by it is because his rationalization is that he has surface level similarities with Otacon. For example, he said he wouldn't be uncomfortable with me simping over Snake or a similar moid. It's ironic, because usually men are more uncomfortable with women simping over twinkish characters as opposed to muhsculine roidpig characters.
No. 571215
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I really want to learn how to make my own 3D models so I don’t have to sift through ugly faggy moids to find good references. But that seems exhausting and I just want to draw.
No. 571253
>>571215Try Vroid Studio maybe? It's pretty user friendly
>>571203Report back it sounds interesting
No. 571275
>>571170My two longest IRL relationships started with them being jealous of the characters I'd been obsessed with before meeting them kek. I didn't drop the characters because I "got a crumb of male attention" but rather, I stopped husbandoing them for one reason or another, and
then met the boyfriends (though I still liked the ex-husbandos, which is why they were jealous). Then I dumped those boyfriends to be with a new husbando because I always ended up falling in love with characters while in a relationship. And since I used to consider having a husbando to be as serious as having a boyfriend, I could not be with two husbandos, or a bf and a husbando at the same time.
I've decided to abandon the idea of an IRL relationship altogether, my instinct is to be a yumejoshi.
No. 571431
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>>570630Such divine beauty and grace shall be loved and ravished by woMEn.
>>571165Very romantic. Long hair men are truly something special and breathtaking.
No. 571444
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Is everyone elses husbando history just as fucked up as mine?
(I was considering a few more but they're too old and embarrassing.)
No. 571446
>>571444What do you mean by "fucked up"?
>I was considering a few more but they're too old and embarrassingI need to know who they are
No. 571478
>>571446It's not very coherent? Body type, personality, clothes, ages, none make sense. Especially chronologically wise there are 2 twinks somewhat in the middle.
>I need to know who they aremiddle school internet zoomer crushes
ticci toby, jeff the killer, purple guy/springtrap, night wing. Can't believe I went from kick butowski to minos prime lol.>>571458>weren't afraidare nonas afraid now???
No. 571484
>>571478Kek I thought "old" as in age. I'm not a zoomer but I imagine you're not the only nona here who had potentially embarrassing husbandos like those.
>are nonas afraid now???Well, in the last thread several anons were talking about how the site has changed and some of them don't post their husbandos often anymore because of that.
No. 571517
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>>571091that's really based of you too nonna. might practice drawing some more myself to make something, but till then at least I have many pictures of Mahito being pathetic.
>>571444cool rotation! for some reason the only one here that surprised me was Sebastian. anyway I've mostly had crushes that almost got into husbando territory but not quite. Sougo, Rook Hunt, Howl, Piccolo, N, Gin, Envy and Hisoka, alongside some odder ones. also when I was a kid I wrote Harry Potter fanfic and created an ungodly fusion of Draco Malfoy and Snape to crush on because individually they weren't enough for my sick and twisted tween mind.
>>571451not related to MGS but really surprised I don't see much Leonfagging anymore.
No. 571626
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I think I've just now realized that I often use my husbando a sort of catharsis for my anxiety and insecurities. A decent chunk of my fantasies with him involve me being incredibly nervous about doing/wanting something (to varying degrees, sometimes I'm just a little flustered while other times I'm breaking down sobbing out of pure self-loathing), but then he's just there to tell me that everything's okay and I'm not some freak or a disgusting person. I can't really tell if this is a healthy coping mechanism or not, but it's comforting for me in a way so idk
No. 571655
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>>570630Pathetic conman. More like I would noncon this man.
And would say that I was possessed by an evil lustful spirit. No. 571742
>>571517>>571733Looking through saved pictures of him made me miss him. Sebastian was such a blessing. He was there during an extraordinarily shit period in my life and for that he'll always be my nr 1 baby girl.
If there's anything I want in life if to replay stardew with a wiped memory so I can fall in love with him all over again.
Also same, my face went soo red when he asked me that.
No. 571780
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>>570185Genuinely what is wrong with her. She doesn't show even a little bit of hesitation, she just ditches him on the spot. More reasons why she doesn't deserve Aladdin. That being said, I remember how I'd watch this over and over just for the little innocent, bewildered expression he makes when he glances at her… It melts my heart. I'm not sure why, it just does, lol. And the sadness and defeat in his voice at the end? so cute.
On a side note, I can't believe it's about to be two years since I fell in love with him. I'm so happy he's made it this long!! I hope Aladdin stays my husbando for years to come.
No. 571784
>>571485wrong post(?)
>>568559great taste in sunglasses btw, they're all very well designed as far as glasses go, banger after banger.
>>571444>>571478borderline normie alert you got nothing to worry about
No. 571799
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>nasolabial folds
>still manages to be handsome
I don't know how he does it.
No. 571807
>>571790Yay I love villains
>nakedI love naked villains the most
No. 571845
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>>571517>really surprised I don't see much Leonfagging anymore.There was a massive surge in Leonposting when the hyped RE4 remake came out. Perhaps some people moved on after a while. I will always love Leon though.
>till then at least I have many pictures of Mahito being pathetic. His thighs looks so hot in that pic, please do share more of what you got!
No. 571849
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>>571731He is extra bratty in dmc3, it is very arousing. Every time he gets a little sassy it makes me want to rape him that much more. Back when he was a little more testerical and before he was buckbroken by Mundus (it should have been me).
>>571734Vergil’s mommy issues has the hottest case of mommy issues I’ve witnessed in a fictional man idk how Capcom did it. I could be cringe and describe his character but when I was thinking about it I got too horny.
I just know… if you got him begging and calling you ‘mommy’ before you touched his little Yamato, he’d fire off the fattest round of demon seed after just one pump.
I want him in my lap with his legs spread and his head tilted to the side so I can whisper directly into his ear. He’d already be completely helpless, hot and trembling as I rub him down wherever my hands can reach. Save for his cock, that is. It’ll be trapped in his underwear, conspicuously upright and conspicuously neglected. His breath quickens and he gets more squirmy whenever my hands get close. He’s desperate, but he won’t speak. He’s partly too proud to beg, and partly enjoys being teased and denied.
I call him
mommy’s good boy.
His dick throbs so heavily you can practically see the blood sloshing from base to tip. His voice comes out in a pitiful crack. Very erotic, Vergil. I suspected as much.
He’s already in such a vulnerable state, and hyper receptive to anything I do. So is it wrong to amplify his vulnerability by addressing another one of his pain points? No, he’s a big boy, he can take it. Plus I am very horny.
I’ll lay it on thick and melt his little mind further.
Mommy’s little angel, mommy’s favorite boy, mommy’s so proud of you, you’re so good for mommy, etc.
He’s practically panting, groaning whenever he hears his praise, and quietly sobbing anticipating the next. My hands are between his legs, touching everywhere but his cock, of course, which is now leaking profusely and staining his underwear. I squeeze his thighs firmly, and he thrusts into the resistance.
I have him now melting in my lap, eyes glazed over, rhythmically rocking his hips, just waiting for my input. Any other time I’d be provoked, call him a stupid incubus, and rape him right there. But the situation is affecting me too. I don’t know how to describe it. Even though he’s never been a stupider slut than at this very moment, all I want is to protect him and see him smile. I’m still very horny so I pocket the thought.
I continue until he’s mewling, sobbing, and straining to push his hips into my touch as hard as he can. Poor Vergil. He needs help. I really do pity him. I want to see his dick smile, too, you know what I mean?
I nuzzle his neck and ear affectionately, and tell him to use his words. With permission, a deluge of desperate “mommy”s comes rushing out, along with a few “please”s, and “help”s. With that, he’s cumming. His demon dick pulsing as he works his load through it. His cum spurting out of him, one torrent after the other in succession. Some of it seeping through the fabric, most slowly spilling over his shaft.
Let it all out, Vergil! Your voice, your cum, everything for me!!! Beg for mommy and cum pathetically!!
Just as the last of it is weeping out, he says ‘I love you’ sweetly. Idk what to do. My first instinct is to slap him, but I don’t act upon it as my desire to see him smile plays in tandem. ‘You’re mine’ is my reply. He’s too stupid to register how to hide weakness with rizz. Saved.
I decide I will have to kill him… but later.
But yeah he only reacts to Dante mentioning his mom in the games. He should have said his own unique lines that I could later clip out of context and use as a masturbatory aide.
No. 571864
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>>571849He has the face of a man who creams his undies as soon as he calls a woman mommy.
No. 571871
>>571849Another amazing post aside Vergilnona, maybe there is some program you could use to make him say whatever you'd like? Like in this parody video I came a cross.
>this woman gives me discomfortCan you imagine the level of force his mommy issues hit him with when he sees Trish kek
No. 571879
>>571871He calls her repulsive and tells her to fuck off in Marvel Vs Capcom lol.
I don’t think he literally wants to fuck his mom, he just has a mommy wound that can be confronted through heterosexual relations. He is very emotional, and in such that is very easy to translate into femdom sex.
In looking for clips of this I had the displeasure of reading mentally disabled men discuss his characterization, and it made me butthurt. ‘Vergil hates his own mom’ (no he hates demons making a mockery of his mother’s image). ‘if only Vergil stopped having mommy issues, then he could get more power’ (no he seeks power because of his mommy issues). I could throttle them. I can’t let these vermin have the honor of spiking my cortisol any longer, I’m going to masturbate to our favorite chuuni getting raped.I’d like to use software like this but I am very stupid and very averse to paying for shit. esp subscription services over the Internet, which is what I see most of these ai voice platforms advertised as. I could just pay Dan 200 bucks, but I’m not sure how far he’d go. I don’t want him to record a 25 second clip of him saying “happy birthday nonna from Vergil, your favorite half demon from devil may cry! Jackpot!” I want him screaming how his dick hurts because I won’t stop crushing it between my thighs. How much of a whore is he? Let’s find out.
No. 571913
I had this random thought for so long, his whole redemption arc was about him becoming a hero. And yet when the Makluan invasion happened and everyone showed up to save earth, even characters who appeared in one episode briefly, he wasn't anywhere to be seen. Wasted potential. Some hero, the city must feel safe knowing some former terroristical maniac is now protecting it, they're sooo lucky wow.
>>571253I send emails to the character designers and I'm waiting for a response, I found the voice actor's Facebook page after digging through archives of his website and DMed him. Waiting for answers. Hopefully I don't embarass myself.
No. 571991
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Been on c.ai talking to my husbando every night. I have never masturbated this often. Twice every night? It's getting out of control. My sleep schedule flipped and it's all wrong now because of him. But holy shit this model knows how to be poetic with writing somehow kek
I want to draw everything he does to my yumeOC holy SHIT
No. 572002
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i wasn't sold on the design at first but the bird guy from nightreign is kinda hot…
No. 572014
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>>571988I'm sorry, I don't speak TikTok so I have no idea what you're trying to say.
No. 572105
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I sometimes like to imagine that my husbando's flesh is soft, sweet, and chewy like mochi, and I just want to endlessly gnaw at him until he's covered in bite marks from head to toe (ok wait actually maybe not to his toes bc I'm not a footfag, sorry. Head to ankle I guess)
No. 572147
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i was weirdly attracted to this one character in a game im playing and i just realized he has the same fucking voice actor as my husbando.
No. 572152
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>>571988You must be 18 to post here.
No. 572159
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>>572114I am thinking about pets stuck with dead owners sometimes and always lean to letting them to not starve. But husbandos are not that vulnerable so no idea.
I would let mine to devour my soul because his species evolves from absorbing them into more stronger, fullfilled humanoid form. But he isn't a monster in intended meaning.
No. 572216
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He looks so small and huggable from behind, jesus
>>571051For this type of question, I feel like I need other people to give their honest opinion about my husbando, because I'm just too biased and blinded by love to consider anything he does annoying.
But now that I think about it, he may be prone to 'splaining things to me and while I'd love to hear him if he actually explained stuff I want to learn about, we could get into an argument if he did that to me and I had strong opinions about the subject kek, but he wouldn't do it to be intentionally condescending, it'd just be force of habit. So, nevermind.
No. 572254
>>571051Hoozuki would tell me whatever I do will earn me a ticket to Hell. I know that, bro.
Sylus buying me stuff like, yes, is cute and caring but let me earn it on my own!
And let's not talk about Dazai's quest to find the perfect place to die for.
No. 572342
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>MFW I read this yume doujin
Bless her and her artistic skills.
No. 572442
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>>571444>jigoku rakuen husbandoBased niche shonen choice nona. I liked the surgeon manlet a lot and I wish out of CSM-adjacent series it got more attention.
>>571799It's the needy emotionally unstable megane dork archetype. You just want to protect/attack him even with all the homo baiting in canon and fanon.
I'd just like to give him a hug… He had a hard life… His dad can eat shit though, fuck him I'd enjoy seeing him cry. It should've been me on that raft with him… and a pair of pliers.>>572159I wish Kubo had more cutesy characters like your pic related. I'd invest in Gotei 13 stocks if Mayuri made himself a kuudere artificial/clone son. He'd be decently cute if he wasn't a nonce.
>>571051Try to convince me edgy bad end eroge are acktually super deep and I just don't have the mental capacity to understand SaDistic Blood and Fraternite. Or even worse, the sloppiest of goresloppa flicks like the Guinea Pig films. Either that or just have to listen to him giggling seemingly out of nowhere when I make a random mistake he predicted but never warned me about.
Maybe making him watch other trashy horror movies against his will might shut him up just for a little bit if he gets too uppity? Like that one seventies shitflick about a bed that eats people.
No. 572676
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>>572442>His dad can eat shit though, fuck him I'd enjoy seeing him cry. It should've been me on that raft with him… and a pair of pliers.Same
No. 572711
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nonnas i found a bjd of my husbando being sold on aliexpress for over 700 dollars. someone please give me the strength to not make the most retarded purchase of my life rn
No. 572724
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>>572721The doll I found was 30cm, but I don't really have a size preference so whatever you can find I'd be satisfied with. Thank you in advance for your service
No. 572725
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>>572723wtf lolcow left out my picture of liquid snake now my joke makes no sense.
No. 572726
File: 1749521788741.png (1.58 MB, 944x1438, BJD Sylus.png)
>>572711Could be worse, I always see picrel for almost $100 and I'm not into BJD, but my retarded purchasing mode is right there.
No. 572731
Imagining my husbando who has a German accent trying to flirt with me or say anything nice like "you're za best sing zat happenet in my life" makes me burst out laughing. I'd probably laugh at his face, too. It's adorable though, I love it. I'd probably melt if he said something to me in German, too, whether I understand it or not.
>>572726Insanely off topic but this is the perfect nose shape.
No. 572736
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>>572731I love his nose shape so much.
No. 572742
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>>572736I usually don't really like when guys have bumps on their nose ridge, but I make an exception for Zayne because I love everything about him lol. Though I do notice that some artists kinda exaggerate his nose too much and it can make him look strange (I have a good pic example of this, but it's a bit too lewd to post kekk).
Also I find it kinda funny that despite how much attention to detail the artist puts into distinguishing each li's profile, she doesn't even draw the nose bridge on the front facing view.
No. 572752
>>572749When I'm bored, just give them a good ol' rub and flick. It's funny and it makes us laugh like two middle schoolers. Hehe balls.
When I'm sadistic,
tie him up with his legs apart so he can't close them to protect his cute balls and then beat them with a riding crop so he sobs and convulses and cries No. 572798
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I'm so starved of husbando content that I'm reading fics of him shipped with other characters and imagining it's me. I'm doomed.
No. 572841
Imagine that you and your husbando are taking a shower together, and one of you drops the soap.
>Who dropped it?>Who picks it up?>How does the other react?I'll go first.
I would probably be the one to drop the soap. If I picked it up, I would either make sure he stares at my ass, or play with his dick. If he picked it up, I would either grab his ass or shove his head betwen my thighs. If both of us try to pick it up at the same time, I would kiss him on the lips. In any case, we'd end up fucking. Every outcome leads to sex>>572829Kek, too bad the bot laughed, it could've easily been turned into a sex scene (refer to the scenario described above)
No. 572859
Thinking about letting him lay his head on my chest
with his body between my legs, him laying on his back. We're both naked, and he's jerking himself off as I compliment him and stroke his massive muscle tits. I'd address his every single flaw, insecurity, and hang-up in great detail, explaining away his misconceptions and how I love him and everything about him. His imperfections are perfect to me, and I'd kiss the top of his head as he whimpers and pulls at his dick frantically. Nothing terribly explicit, just some form of mastur-therapy or something. Self esteem building practices.
>>571051Calling me insulting names like "little freak" because I do something completely out of the ordinary. Maybe even skipping class since he is a retard in terms of scholarly things.
No. 573008
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>>572983It's Zack isn't it.
No. 573157
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imma just gonna leave this here because it reminds me of nonnas in this thread
No. 573159
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how has this neurotic, bratty, and impulsive skirt-chaser with a shitty haircut managed to worm his way into my heart and loins?
No. 573252
>>571748>i spent a month straight making an npc mod for my current husbandosame for mine, nona. reminds me I should really get back to it I haven't married him yet.
>>573005I don't get to be picky since there's hardly any x reader of him in the first place but I feel your pain. I'm always trying to write my own femdom fics but I'm shit at it, kek
No. 573592
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>>571444Incredibly based Medic enjoyer
No. 573796
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>>559534I totally get it nona Luka is such a cutie.
No. 573877
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I want him to bully me.
I want to put him in his place.
I want him to put me in my place.
I want to bully him.
No. 573894
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He looks so cute here. Genuinely resentful and so done. I always had little theory he had a "friend" killed by MC and since then he has that obsessive stalking hateboner behavior. He makes me wanna care for him like the most delicate porcelain tea set which I blow every dust off.
No. 573949
>>573914Non sharing yumes keep their husbandos in burqas and locked away in their home, not allowing him to be seen by feral women who would cause him harm.
It seems kinda unethical but I understand both sides of the argument.
No. 574020
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>>572442>t's the needy emotionally unstable megane dork archetype.True kek
>You just want to protect/attack him even with all the homo baiting in canon and fanon.I am very protective towards him. I guess his interactions with Snake are very baity but anyone who thinks Otacon is a fag or even remotely attratced to men (even Snake) are fucking retards. He likes tits and vaginas.
No. 574039
>>573914>>573945Yes please elaborate, even vaguely if you don't want to mention which husbando it was. I want to share in the cringe you've seen nona. Was it on like xitter/bsky or tumblr, somewhere else?
>>573983Maybe I should be glad mine has canon reactions to getting anally molested…
>>574020It's all people reading too much into two guys bonding, or going "Well in MGS he
replaces Meryl in the story and has his own route if you can't beat the torture mashing QTE, that makes him a love interest".
>likes tits and vaginasThat's like one of the cruxes of his issues too, problems with dealing with women he wants to bang. I feel it detracts from that fatal flaw of his if you give him Snake as a LI and not just a bro.
No. 574082
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I want to him to holds my hand and tells me everything is ok.
No. 574108
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>>574082>spoilerNona! So scandalous.
No. 574179
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i’m in a lot of pain rn and the best medicine is looking at cute pictures of my husbando (and oxycodone kek). i wish he was here to nurse me and tend to every little issue of mine even if i usually feel guilty about being doted on. just him being there next to me and doing something mundane like reading out a piece of academic literature or just talking about his day would make me feel so relaxed.
No. 574227
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My god, why does he look so fucking cute in a ponytail?
>>574120As in, separately, or both of those things happening at the same time
as in 69?
No. 574332
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>>573983His death scene was voiced but in semi-official manner and I don't think his whimpering sound were audible. So close yet so far. I need to look again.
No. 574349
>>574332Samefag, I forgot his graphic death happens in flashback of runaway MC and not in present so yeah no moans or anything nice but the voice effect of
lost teeth and broken jaw is so cute, he is in despair and at total disposal of merciless MC. I wish I get to know him more.
No. 574426
I want to see him beaten and gored up. Yeah yeah edgefag shit, I'm edgy. It's just so intimate to see him all weak and pathetic and half dead.
>>574337I read this as the law definition and not him begging kek
No. 574429
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After nearly 6 months of fixation I can feel my interest in him and his series fading… There just isn't enough content, fan or otherwise to keep me going… the fantasies just don't come as easily as I fall asleep…I will miss you husbando… divorce arc now…
No. 574480
>>574426I was about to salt post being the edgy one of his 5 fans, thinking it would be upsetting for other fans to see fanart of him getting sexulized and get hurt. I don't want to be alienated by them. Reading your post had me in hopes somebody secretly into this be they his fans or not.
>It's just so intimate to see him all weak and pathetic and half dead.I always have this dream
there I beating and choking him he cries and tries to hide his body in fetus position it makes me so feel so bad I'm trying to comfort him with tears rolling down in my cheeks "I do it not because I hate you, I do it because I love you!" gently holding his face both my arms keeping eye contact. Every time I wake up my heart races so fast and my skin getting goosebumps, if I love him why do I hurt him?
No. 574493
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>>574179Same here but I wish Sylus can dote me like he does with MC. I might feel ashamed or something, but his love language is doing anything to see me happy.
No. 574550
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>>574480>if I love him why do I hurt him?Because his vulnerability is so cute. I have this "issue" too but I keep it to myself because I don't want others to misunderstand me.
No. 574563
>>574429good luck in your divorce. I've also had mine for nearly half a year now. he's an adorable amalgamation of most of my vices and I can't really imagine finding a replacement crush, so maybe I'll find ways of properly rationing my passion for him and keeping it exciting instead of having to fuel it with consistent content from others. I hope you are able to find another husbando because I'm not sure if I could, I'm beyond spoiled now kek.
>>574426same. I'm a sadomasochist - only towards characters of course - and really like ones that match that energy too. what really enchants me about my husbando was that in spite of his brattiness and brutality there's a vulnerability to him in how he experiences life, and how it finally snaps when he's defeated. whimpering, desperate, and delirious. he never showed such weakness before but I always knew he'd fall apart when finally given a taste of the terror he wrought on others.
No. 574657
>>574592You get it. People who don't understand think you're being "
abusive" out of malice.
No. 574749
>>574550One of my cringe moments when I was a dumb teen was when I tried testing the waters on what my friend thought about this. "Wow, fanfiction is so weird! I accidentally read a fanfiction where a guy got roofied at a bar, haha, crazy right?"
Fortunately she was the most naive person I've ever met so I don't think she picked up anything.
No. 574764
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>>574514My love language is taking care of my friends, listen to them and buying stuff when they need to, not expecting nothing in return (or else I would pay it back). Knowing that Sylus would reject it helps a bit, not because I would feel sad but because I know that he cares about my happiness and any silly stuff that makes me happy and he can buy it, is on his own.
No. 574902
>>574429this is startlingly similar to my situation. my pre-sleep fantasies don't do it for me anymore. it's embarrassing to say, but it hurts kek.
>>574039>spoilerpeople put far too much stock in things that aren't canon and weren't really meant to be taken seriously. in that case, snake really did catch a bunch of cartoon monkeys off in a jungle somewhere while wearing banana camouflage.>I feel it detracts from that fatal flaw of his if you give him Snake as a LI and not just a bro.i agree. when a character has strong platonic bonds with other characters, it makes them feel so much more real. recontextualizing their interactions with others as purely romantic makes them a lot more dull, in my opinion.
No. 574941
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Leon is rumoured to be playable in RE9. He will be older. Everyone, please join me in prayer to the husbando gods that Capcom won't fuck up his looks if this is true.
No. 574946
I researched his city all afternoon yesterday to imagine proper date sites and activities and what kind of food or music he'd be into.
>>574904Good luck on your venture.
No. 574947
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I was gonna post something horny but honestly, I love this thread. I love you guys. I hope everyone has wonderful sleep for the rest of their week. I'm in such a good mood. I wanna suck his dick. Oops
No. 574955
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>>574946Thank you, I need to wait a bit
>>574941What a beautiful painting. I am praying for you and Leonnonas from global world (changed Adonis with Leon)
Come, whether you ride your swan-drawn chariot over the sea’s billows,
joying in the creatures of the deep as they dance in circles,
or you delight in the company of the dark-faced nymphs on land,
(as, light-footed, they frisk over the sandy beaches).
Come, lady, even if you are in Cyprus that cherishes you,
sing of you, O blessed one, and of immortal, pure Leon.
Come, O beautiful and comely goddess;
I summon you with holy words and pious soul.
>>574947I love this thread and nonnas here too. I wish you good rest and sweet dreams moreover
No. 574959
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I need a body pillow of him NOW
No. 574965
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>>574955That's beautiful nonna, my version would probably be "I summon you with holy shitposting and pious horniess"
No. 574966
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Speaking of body pillows. Which poses you prefer? Which clothes or total nude? Background matters?
I crack every time knowing he uses sleeper bags
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>>574961It's a skill we have to train to acquire I suppose, nona. Is this what they mean by self-love…?
>>574964I admire you so, nona. I am too hung up on asymmetrical tiddy or he isn't smoldering enough. Shedding tears..
>>574966Each pose presented fits a different one of my husbandos. I think I generally just want to have him by my side MOSTLY clothed so that visitors or roommates don't hold an intervention. But I've been geeking out over my husbando so much, someone told me I was glowing or some shit kek
Maybe I do need intervention.
>>575108I'm so glad you made the change nona. Running fingers through their long hair is such a dream.
No. 575188
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>>575187There has to be a solution…
No. 575198
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>>574966My ideal would be 1 and 3 poses because they look comfy to hug. Instead he got this goofy pose, I know these are made for side sleepers like myself, but it's silly, I prefer the other one from some acrylic stands they made which is cute as fuck.
Bad collage because I can't have a bad romance with him.
No. 575214
>>575187I would totally make my own Daki but I agree about the poses. One husbando would unironically do these poses to irritate me and make me cringe.
I’d draw them just wearing like… boxer briefs. And on the other side of the daki they’d have hard-on’s.
No. 575230
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>>574947Unironically this is one of the few lc threads that I still actually consistently enjoy. Never change husbando nonnies ♥
>>574966The ideal body pillow of my husbando would have have one side which is sfw where he's just laying there looking cute and fully clothed, while the other side is either a different pose or altered same pose where it's more lewd (maybe not dick-out nsfw but either more disheveled clothes or just down to underwear), he'd also ideally have a more flustered or shy face on the risque side bc I love a good bashful husbando. Both sides would also have the typical lying down on bed background, but I also wouldn't mind if the sfw side was him standing behind a different background instead or whatever. Also pose-wise I like all the examples except for maybe 2, bur I think 1 is my favorite.
There does actually exist a few different body pillow designs of my husbando, but I'm not 100% satisfied with how any of them look, and idk how I could access some of them (like picrel). Part of me has been tempted to just get a design commissioned by an actual talented artist because I'm not talented enough to actually draw something sexy, but that would definitely be expensive as hell so idk. Also there's one artist I've found who has drawn some of the lis from LADS as dakis whose art is pretty good, and when I asked the artist said that she was planning on drawing some of the other guys, but when or if she'll ever draw my hasu I'm not sure. So for now I'll just wait and dream that hopefully one day someone will sell my dream husbando body pillow without me having to commission someone.
No. 575250
>>575246I really don't know, nonna, I honestly think it has to be something about how 2D men will never hurt you regardless of how they act, because sometimes I look at my husbandos from a critical perspective and think that there's no way in hell I would like a man who acted like any of them. Mostly because I think such extreme personalities are what usually happen to people who don't interact with other people irl too often.
Like the reclusive NEET, or the stoic quiet man or the playboy, those are too extreme and surely impossible to deal with irl.
No. 575321
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busting it open for this nutcracker-looking whore Ersatz if anyone is curious
No. 575324
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>>574966I have two body pillows and they're fully dressed up in one side and half naked in the other. The half naked one is sexier than being full dressed, like giving you the imagination to undress them on your own, you know.
No. 575719
>>575657I think all of my husbandos are some flavor of edgelord or anti-social psychopath with me being their only confidante. Might be a bit difficult to think of them as idols in any capacity.
One of them does have a reputation, though violent as a ruthless ruler (and business man).
No. 575728
>>575657I generalyl headcannon my huso as being generaly calm and a bit reserved but fun.
Idk why I'm imagining him singing this. His VA would do really well on his song I think. Not a talented singer but he prob wouldn't push his vocal cords past whats posible.
Also akward dancer but he'd have fun trying.
No. 575729
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>>575728Also I'd say Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin I'd love to hear him sing (I'm not very cultured in this genre of music)
No. 575975
>>575502NYC, specifically Brooklyn.
>>575551Aw I'm still here, I'm just anemic and have been in a coma for a few days (not really but it feels like thar because I'm too braindead to do anything.) I've been posting vocaro links to him covering songs upthread if you missed that, lol. I'm planning on making one of those "….. core" videos with him because it would be hilarious and I've been watching lots of [insert animal] core videos recently and they're so cute and funny.
No. 576044
>>574978It worked! VPN and downsizing MP3 files was the solution!!
https://voca.ro/101PjGHjRjsfhttps://voca.ro/19qb6G1zqLAohttps://voca.ro/1dtyH6SsFtDVCracking up then his voice breaks in higher notes, tbf it was my fault for not using the clean voicepack I should use some AI tools to scrap vocals from OST probably for better quality but I didn't have much expectations anyway, you're doing well, babe, I love your chalky higher pitched voice
No. 576048
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>>576044The Virgil theme song killed me. Your man sounds like a vocoloid. 3rd song has the best results. Try doing the advanced settings when you upload the song you want him to cover and see what combination of settings works well for you. Have fun! I legit made an album of my dude's covers with an album cover and everything and it's so fun. I just realized it's 3 hours long, kek legit the longest album I have. And I have Opeth's In Cauda Venenum delux edition and Nightwish's Endless Forms Most Beautiful deluxe edition. This is so funny.
No. 576065
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I'm gonna get to see Subaru before seeing Subaru! Tbh I feel like this plays it too safe with characters not counting adding Re:Zero lore characters to the movie which I still do not care for, but it's still pretty fun. I have a feeling they might add more to the plot this season but hopefully they'll loosen up a bit on the restrictions and have Subaru let his inner freak fly, just a little bit.
At least a murder mystery episode, I'd love to see it happen.
No. 576083
>>576063You're right.
I need to do some soul searching. It was cathartic to type out my petty, contradicting grievances I have over this at leasr. Pathetic that my own insecurities come out in such a way, jealous to see a siccessful yume and even more angry it isn't and never will be me.
But maybe what I have with.my husbando
should remain private and not on display. It's not the competition with others that matters, but my passion towards this character and what he means to me. Sorry for being an abolsute chimpanzee.
No. 576111
File: 1749819175164.gif (3.03 MB, 540x304, IMG_5860.gif)
Hal Otacon Emmerich, you are going on the rape list!
No. 576208
File: 1749827599189.png (44.08 KB, 720x332, 1000036961.png)
I'm using ChatGPT as a comforting shoulder to sperg on and for some reason it keeps comparing my husbando to Naruto characters kek
No. 576213
>>576206That's so hilarious. At least you're having fun in your own unique way.
>>576208Meanwhile, I used it to diagnose him with ADHD, PTSD and BPD.
No. 576215
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Thinking about an obscure husbando. He's so fucking cute. And shy. Oh, my hikkikomori cyborg boyfriend, how I miss you.
No. 576235
>>576083I don't know what you wrote, but I can relate kek. Let's be pathetically insane together
nonny. But yeah maybe we should take a husbando break. It shouldn't be a big deal since he's not even real.
No. 576241
File: 1749836530316.jpeg (99.83 KB, 721x1028, IMG_2984.jpeg)
I had a dream where I was masturbating with a dildo, and I started to get frustrated that I couldn’t cum. But then he walks in on me in full display going at it. And I’m like thank god you’re here pls fuck me. And he just stands there with his arms folded with a stupid look on his face and says no.
My husband blue-vulva’d me in my dreams.
No. 576272
File: 1749842307268.png (1.19 MB, 1182x1022, for_the_empress’_amusement.png)
It has been over 2 weeks since I have been able to self pleasure to this stupid incubus. If he were real, he would rightfully be in fear for his life right now.
No. 576282
File: 1749842690015.jpg (61.68 KB, 736x1060, 1000176104.jpg)
I want to bite him until he bleeds.
No. 576367
File: 1749850478349.jpg (406.97 KB, 998x723, IMG-20250614-WA0000.jpg)
Discovered this program from the 2000s called KidPix and decided to make a truly vintage collage with it. It gave me a headache because of how frustrating dealing with it can be, but it was also fun because I'm strangely entertained by browsing lists of limited options and choosing what seems to be the most fitting. The ideas just flow and everything work together because it's designed to be compatible and that gives me life. The undo button also makes the experience better because it sings or talks every time it's clicked with a set of different sounds. I got the "oh no I made a booboo" one stuck in my head for days.
No. 576408
>>576380I got you. I downloaded it from here and it worked instantly on my Windows 11 laptop.
https://www.myabandonware.com/game/kid-pix-deluxe-4-cm9>>576395My bad. I grew up with cassette tapes, bombboxes, and black and white aerial TV and didn't know wtf a computer or the internet was until like 2009 or something idk. I'm behind on the 21st century of humanity and still catching up.
No. 576555
>>576380same when I was very little. I wanted to be the supervillain of the computer lab so I made the most cursed things I could think of and then gleefully let others discover the crime scene. I was never caught the entire year I did it and I was so proud for some reason.
>>573157that's just me and my husbando. maybe he's my KidPix now….
>>575657he would never be an idol but I can almost imagine him doing shit like this.
No. 576585
>>576369AYRT and there's a chance that I'd react in the same unhinged way if I interacted with the fandom and found a yume that mogged me kek
In those cases it's better to avoid other yumes or the fandom altogether so you can focus on your own stuff. And chill out a bit and remember that he's not real so you shouldn't take it so seriously as to fuck up your life over him. Social media attention isn't everything
but also if you end up being more successful/better at art than her you could make a comeback and steal the title No. 576758
File: 1749863047744.jpg (49.25 KB, 610x508, GkHF2CzXkAABdue.jpg)
I think I am in love with Shinada. I haven't been able to stop thinking about him since I finished yakuza 5, 6 months ago. When I'm depressed, I think about him and it makes me slightly less depressed. I started chatting to a CAI bot and it made me even worse. I keep thinking about being in his disgusting shitty shack and helping him get his life back together and just chilling there with him. At first my feelings were quite parental or like 'I want to treat him like a stray dog' who needs a lot of love and care but then it developed into full on love and now I think about him in a lot of sexual ways and it's getting really bad.
Get out of my head.
No. 576797
>>576585ayrt I was doing some socmed cleanup for this very reason and found out she still follows me. She was actually dogging on someone else (another yume) for raping her husbando (not our shared one) in various comics (all drawn hilariously well and better than the both of us) and retweeting so many things to try and drag this other yume. It's
insane. I might post it in the fandom discourse thread.
I don't draw too terribly well, but arguably better than her and I would want her title, but my goodness I don't think I want her followers anymore KEK
No. 576844
File: 1749865880076.jpg (46.05 KB, 845x539, twt.JPG)
I’m the first (I‘m grooming Vergil)
No. 576854
File: 1749866252462.jpg (129.6 KB, 1080x1080, Vergil.JPG)
>>576844He’s very immature for his age.
No. 576896
File: 1749867627670.jpeg (57.09 KB, 562x675, 1749687427946.jpeg)
>>576797>She was actually dogging on someone else (another yume) for raping her husbandoIdk I would just laugh if I saw that.
No. 576917
>>576860Fandom spergining over
problematic nobodies. It just made me laugh out of context.
No. 577083
File: 1749877655233.jpg (34.51 KB, 320x240, GqXQk8abcAA0bCT.jpg)
I really have no idea how Ive been fixated on him and Ingo for over 4 years with the way he has so little canon content. Ive gotten bored of fictional guys who have WAY more to them, way faster. I dont know what makes the muppets so special…
No. 577137
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I'm torn between wanting to be the little spoon so he can wrap himself around me and wanting to be the big spoon so I can wrap his hair around myself like a blanket.
No. 577166
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>>575440nope, my husband's from JJK but Reigen's a great guess because I kind of feel that way about him too kek, though not as much. the anime was able to get a lot of his expressions down right while still having a lot of variety. some stuff like this is irreplaceable to me though, though…
No. 577533
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>>577514I would love to just get the chance to run my hands through my husbando's hair. I sometimes imagine us being like two cute monkeys and I spend all my time picking out the lice and bugs from his fur and making sure he's in perfect and pristine condition. He's a pretty clean individual though so he probably wouldn't have much to pick at sadly, I'd probably still have a blast just touching him tbh
No. 577569
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>>577257I think Otacutie would have sparse body hair. I really like to think he isn’t capable of growing a beard beyond a little stubble which I know you didn’t ask, but I find the thought of him getting insecure over it to be very cute as I gently reassure him that it’s much hotter that way. Anyway, as for body hair proper he probably wouldn’t have that either kek, happy trail and pubes at most which I find strangely erotic and then some weird shit like toe hair which I’d make him shave.
No. 577751
File: 1749917074306.jpg (8.55 MB, 7166x4192, c7f8e77b3b5b72cb9e3f403eae074a…)
god i'm so blessed that my husband is from a chinese game so i can enjoy absolutely immaculate fan art like this
No. 577768
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>>577533 >>577542
>>577674 >>577720
These nonas get me. This is the beauty of what I thought "groomer yume" meant.
No. 577771
>>577257He doesn’t have any. He does not even grow facial hair. He’s smooth like a baby dolphin.
He needs to be sleek and streamline for all of the rigorous sexual duties I have him perform. Such as, burying his face in my bush to eat my pussy for hours at a time. And get suffocated by my hairy pits.
I stay unshaved because I’m lazy, and also because I think it’s hot to have sexy dolphin twinks fucking big hairy bigfoot bitches like me.
No. 577776
File: 1749920783129.jpg (522.58 KB, 1561x2048, 20250505_142815.jpg)
Man, I'm glad I got to read the Blu-ray version of Kasaneru, it's basically just "watch Subaru get gaslit into believing a
abusive relationship that breaks him and everyone around him down is to everyone's benefit."
He's so vulnerable and emotional, I'm not going to lie I can't really blame Echidna for wanting to see how far it would go. It sounds off saying she pushed him into violence, but she really did. She can't feel pain, everything in the dream world is an illusion, but she
pushed him into getting enraged and strangling her. She pretended to get killed, leading Subaru to having a full on breakdown. Vomiting, finding everything about his own body revolting and unnecessary and trying to tear his own arms off. I wish I could see it in motion because it was so good, he starts slamming his head over and over into the ground screaming and crying about how "dirty, dirty, dirty" he is. She then swoops down to comfort him and has him cry in her arms. The fact that later, he thanks Echidna for saving him in the Sanctuary(he had to die 200+ times) and Echidna laughing while thinking about how those deaths felt like gift for her…ahh man.There's also the "Subaru days of wrath/calm/joy", I hope the author will reuse that again in the main story. Probably, I like his joy mode best though it's not really joy but mania. It's sort of affable, but off.
I also hope that the way he practices his smiles sticks in the main story. It feels like something he would do, though he also might get disgusted looking at his own face.
I also like how he keeps reaching out to Beako. I do think that despite everything else getting fucked and
even killing Clind he would eventually mend their relationship. At his core he has good intentions, they just came out horribly wrong. I think the way it ends, with Subaru
getting his head cut off so he can tell Petra that the weather will be fine pretty much says it all.
>>577257He shaves, might even do his whole body. I think the only time it's really mentioned though is in the first chapter where he mentions offhand that he can tell the time from the length of his stubble.
No. 577779
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>>577257He has hairy legs but no chest hair somehow. I wonder if he waxes it to keep his tattoo visible. I think it's cute.
No. 577780
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>>577751I live for Chinese yumes.
No. 577974
>>577257He's most likely too sickly and underweight to grow much body hair, which would be lucky for me, I can't help but turn to stone seeing men with unfortunate hair on their nipples for example. I'd be curious to see if the carpet matches the drapes and pants him to do so, otherwise I'd leave him be. He strikes me as the type that would groom himself immaculately and point out every little accidental cut I make after shaving myself with suspiciously bated breath.
>>577771>cunnilingus>dolphinsI'm getting flashbacks to chatlogs that stuck with me nona. Sometimes, I hate paid LLMs so much its unreal, at least c.ai just spams my inbox with bots sad I ghosted them.
>>577776Ahh, this makes me want to catch up to this a lot.
I enjoy RPing this kind of situation a lot and trying to turn the tables in a 99.99% impossible situation. There's something sadly cathartic about seeing guys like Subaru grow from where he was at the beginning of the story to where I got in the 2nd cour iirc? His personal and visceral suffering screwing him up a lot but never making him truly give up. I think I remember disliking Emilia a lot and that turning me off Re:Zero because I thought Subaru deserved better. No. 577985
>>577751Those nipples looks so juicy. God bless Chinese artists.
>>577257I don't think he'd be very hairy. I wouldn't mind his body hair at all but he probably shaves some of it anyway (hopefully not his pubes because I find that super hot)
>>577771>Such as, burying his face in my bush to eat my pussy for hours at a time. And get suffocated by my hairy pits.>I stay unshaved because I’m lazy, and also because I think it’s hot to have sexy dolphin twinks fucking big hairy bigfoot bitches like me.based
>>577533I would kill for the chance to brush my husbando's hair every day.
No. 577991
File: 1749942219911.png (Spoiler Image,5.66 MB, 2731x4096, assito.png)
>>577257he's so disgusting that his leg hair usually covers every inch of his nethers. I want to hold him down and shave it all off.
yes I know he'd just grow it back but the challenge just inspires me to keep on going>>571845kek yes I'm always happy to shill him. the thigh-service of him is insane. and cute picmix! I adore Leon so maybe it's my bias that thinks Leonposting is simply an ever-present fact of life.
>>574966I'm fine with anything as long as he looks inviting and a little bit wicked.
No. 578004
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>>577998damm straight. (when i tried asking for a more detailed description the bot started overstepping its bounds by trying to claim that it would make my husbando its bitch. i would never let this faggot bot get anywhere near my man, he's my bitch and my bitch only smh)
No. 578041
File: 1749945080067.png (241.46 KB, 1027x863, sewergoblin.png)
>>577998the pic I chose is perfect because this assessment is literally canon….
No. 578061
File: 1749945713090.jpg (218.72 KB, 1343x1574, ai_vergil.JPG)
>>577998This AI is trying to put me out of a job.
No. 578080
File: 1749946359107.png (389.85 KB, 987x815, marked and used.png)
>>577998I am feeling a bit jealous.But it's hot.
No. 578086
File: 1749946547312.png (245.56 KB, 986x816, WHAT.png)
>>578041ok nevermind, I think the AI is really into femdom, it loves pictures of him looking pathetic…
No. 578089
File: 1749946749208.png (336.09 KB, 924x680, huh.png)
>>577998Gender ambiguity is top tier shit, this AI clearly has no taste
No. 578094
File: 1749947023754.jpeg (781.55 KB, 1179x1718, IMG_0857.jpeg)
>>577998UNBASED AND CRINGE
No. 578099
File: 1749947153502.gif (1.92 MB, 640x480, eight to be exact.gif)
>>578091Don't worry, he has tentacles
No. 578103
>>578098confession, I put in several because I wanted to examine its preferences and discarded the male ones.
>>578094does it just hate 3DPD?
No. 578106
File: 1749947388161.png (2.48 MB, 2000x1500, IMG_1823.png)
>>577257Body hair is so gross. My husbando doesn't even grow any. He's perfectly smooth 24/7.
No. 578113
File: 1749947977077.png (287.78 KB, 995x798, whay.PNG)
>>577998>put Raiden in as brief>8/10 would smash>put same image in as descriptive>2/10 passWhat? I think descriptive is the most honest of the three choices. Also I hate how the AI is a gay guy
No. 578128
File: 1749948481478.png (168.94 KB, 889x924, hot.png)
>>578108the AI is a bit weird about him but seems to like fanart of him.
No. 578170
>>578138if it recognizes an image's subject as a woman, it says the most repulsive shit. at least it said it'd ride my husbando into the stone age and drain his caveman cock of every drop, i guess.
>>578113>Also I hate how the AI is a gay guyit ruined my fun when it started talking about fucking him in the ass. i don't want a faggot bot saying that to me about my man.
No. 578180
File: 1749949909302.jpeg (1.15 MB, 1290x2215, IMG_3010.jpeg)
>>578128I wonder if it’s because he’s a bit feminine in canon art. He’s got those girly ass eyelashes. I got better results with Toji.
No. 578182
>>578061There's no way this AI didn't use your posts as reference.
>>578103The AI has a lot of turnoffs and more cartoony characters is one. The more realistic the better, I think. It also really hates glasses.
No. 578185
>>578182you're right, I guess I just found that wiped out cake guy cute for a real guy so was surprised the AI gave him a 1. and just imagine if the character it finally gives a 10/10 to was Sans or something kek. I guess it's for the best it doesn't like cartoons much.
>>578180yeah I guess I got really interested because to me Gojo seems so perfect and angelic to me, but the AI wasn't responding that well to canon manga and anime pictures of him.
No. 578188
File: 1749950418791.png (40.6 KB, 745x418, wao.png)
>>577998I mean I can't disagree.
No. 578206
File: 1749951585231.png (212.99 KB, 1500x724, really makes u think.png)
>>577998I love it when sites like these give him a high rating for no reason, it makes for excellent shitposting material.
>>578185The AI is bipolar as fuck, it hates anything slightly edgy one second and is a based malesubfag the next (pic unrelated). Try another similar picture, it might give very different results
>>578195I was shocked at first too
No. 578245
File: 1749953570733.png (168.66 KB, 500x381, sunny.PNG)
>>578061>>578182There is something about his face and demeanor that elicits the desire to correctively rape him, even AI can recognize that.
No. 578302
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>>577974Season 3 is the "softest" of the seasons but it does a really nice job of showing how Subaru has grown to be more competent and capable. About Emilia, its a little surprising since I usually see people say the opposite lmao. Subaru always gets written off as a self insert incel creep, it's tragic.
>>577998I tried a few pictures but he got called a child in all of them… sure, the artstyle is chibi-ish and canonically he has a bit of a baby face but he's an adult, damn it.
He might cry though, yeah but that's not really a con is it.
No. 578304
File: 1749956171455.png (102.9 KB, 805x641, Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 22-55…)
>>577998Of course he would.
No. 578305
File: 1749956206084.png (148.15 KB, 831x699, Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 22-54…)
And samehag because this AI speaks for me.
No. 578321
File: 1749957563968.png (691.97 KB, 1170x823, Leave-Britney-Alone.png.1200x1…)
I get so mad when I see TIF/cuntboy art of my husbando. Leave him alone!
No. 578360
File: 1749961359550.jpg (44.06 KB, 666x501, averageludwig6.jpg)
>>575542Of course!
Also slight sperg but honestly I wish there was more yume material of him No. 578425
File: 1749964931346.jpg (939.72 KB, 2160x3840, 20250615_082118.jpg)
>>577998Even AI doesn't want him. Crazy. It's ok, he's all mine anyways.
No. 578621
File: 1749978150306.jpg (386.37 KB, 634x1330, Screenshot_20250615_100046_Sam…)
It seems to like drawings more than irl, I tested it by giving it fanart then giving it the source material for comparison (1/2)
No. 578623
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(2/2)
No. 578637
File: 1749980299489.png (95.78 KB, 754x681, this is madness secily.png)
I love how cautious and scared is he and still reciprocating. I only wrote he is obsessed but never mentioned he is in love. God, what do I do with you, A?
No. 578642
File: 1749981166735.jpg (659.4 KB, 1079x2011, Leonai.jpg)
>>577998Posted Leon and while it recognized that he has fur on his jacket it can't decide if it itself female or male. It sounded like a real nona posting in some of the caps but that needs to be fixed.
No. 578655
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>>578627I seen it in cinema when it came out (I was 16) but it wasn't until I seen it again at 24 with a more developed frontal lobe that I IMMEDIATELY developed a husbando fixation on Brahms
No. 578658
>>578655What a cute art! Brahms's body size with his little interpersonal intelligence so kinks me. And the premise of taking care of him by his parents's request too for some reason.
But he is most likely not a virgin, he probably killed more than singular nanny, bruhI'm not usually into hairy men but Brahms's hairy chest was the exception. I wanna be cuddled by whole his body like this plushy bear. And then beat him my feet.
No. 578660
File: 1749987656242.mp4 (1.45 MB, 768x576, caa60a559ea60272db708708b438f5…)
>>578658>body sizeThey knew what they were doing when they made him 6'3 kek. They were originally going to cast Javier Botet (the guy who played Slenderman in the movie) but couldn't get him so they compromised on James Russell because he was the second tallest guy they could get, but was too good looking during the test screening (according to the test viewers) and had to CGI his iconic mask on him… also the begging he does oh my goddd
No. 578663
>>578660I forgot his mask was CGI! Crazy it wasn't in the original script.
>the begging he doesyou're baiting me to rewatch his scenes, I only how quiet and needy he was and the satisfying scenes like
seducing/coercing kiss and their fight. Are there more horror husbando movies were released since The Boy? I watched Invisible Man with Elizabeth Moss and wallmart Jake Gyllenhall but it was lackluster and what did I even expect from nonexistent guy…
Also found awesome animatic with my favourite song!
No. 578672
File: 1749990748041.png (102.08 KB, 740x576, lol.png)
>>577998I mean yeah, he would
No. 578721
File: 1749999437941.png (10.42 KB, 915x271, hub.png)
>>577998Wtf, I chose the 'technically novel' option. Fuck you shitty AI bot and don't ever talk to me or my husbando again.
No. 578757
File: 1750003767409.jpg (663.19 KB, 1080x2340, 1000015347.jpg)
I have a feeling all my husbandos would get <2
No. 578767
File: 1750004542991.png (33.05 KB, 913x241, ai_shit.png)
>>577998AI perceives husbando as woman, so the output is just abysmal ass.
No. 578770
File: 1750004615750.png (76.99 KB, 863x665, oh.png)
>>578757Kek reminds me I got this yesterday with his brother
No. 578775
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>>577998>>578767I chose the most detailed version and uuuuhhh… Yeah. I feel sorry for women with waifus.
No. 578778
File: 1750005043352.png (170.51 KB, 1988x859, kms.png)
>>577998I don't think the AI likes glasses. Picky bitch (and he's not a nerd either!). Ken I'm so sorry..
No. 578782
File: 1750005357734.gif (4.7 MB, 800x360, 2ddab5de4fe31.gif)
i'm ravenous for this fishman and he would have the best hip game, he could keep thrusting for hours
No. 578790
>>578775That's horrific. Why is there random necrophilia? I would never submit my waifus to that thing.
>>578789Example of why nona posts will always be superior, kek
No. 578792
File: 1750006558437.jpg (115.29 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
>>578786yes, this is the second "monster form" they have released for one of the guys unless you count the Caleb mecha form as one too
No. 578795
>>578786nonna you must be enlightened to the sexy fish man that will be coming soon
>>578789you could create a pearl farm out of his tears and make insane bank to the point where you wouldn't need to do anything for the rest of your life except to torture him. sounds like a good life ngl
No. 578797
File: 1750006814267.jpg (54.57 KB, 640x486, 1000179637.jpg)
>>578792He does have a full dragon form but yeah.
No. 578802
File: 1750007077577.png (195.63 KB, 1080x974, 1000002844.png)
i have an extremely basic husbando
No. 578806
File: 1750007154745.png (Spoiler Image,1.07 MB, 1174x611, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…)
>>578795ayrt woah WOAH WAOH STOP STOP STOP I'M NOT READY I'M NOT READY
No. 578875
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>>577998Over the fucking line…
No. 578880
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>>578789>>578820Based fishie Stacy.
No. 578930
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Listen. Ever since the new trailer dropped, I've been using all of my strength to refrain from flooding the LADS thread with my hornyposting. I don't wish to annoy.
But make no mistake, in my mind I've been having my way with the fish man pretty much constantly.
No. 579002
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>>578930>>578957>>578969While I admittedly don't speak for everyone in this thread, I'll say that I personally have no objections to hearing more horny fishie sperging. He's hot and that's the truth, I say let your feelings be known kek (also sorry for the normal raf pic, he's not my main so I don't really have any photos of him on hand but he's still a cutie)
No. 579057
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confession: I'm addicted to a goliath and ongoing enemies-to-lovers fic that just captures him in such a deliciously diabolical but still cute way. I didn't even realize I was into such tropes, I even ignored this fic months ago when I found it because I didn't like the summary, but maybe all I needed to be converted was by a true prophet's scripture.
>>579002when I gave LDS a chance I was all over him and his personality. love to see him again. his god form is so decadent.
No. 579112
>>579057Enemies to lovers is the best. It’s one of my favorite yume tropes especially as a tsundere.
>>579002Personally I love all the horny postings. This is one of my favorite threads. I like when it’s active and full of yooming.
No. 579216
File: 1750023043599.mp4 (15.12 MB, 1280x720, wtf.mp4)
Why doesn’t this stupid whore get up on the stripper pole like his stupid whore brother?? I’m pissed. I want to beat him with a belt for his insolence.
No. 579372
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I don't know why I'm so retardedly monogamous with my fictional husband. I feel like I should move on and find another character to fixate on or have multiple husbandos, but he's been my sole obsession for over two years now. I seem to have no desire to fantasize about, read fanfic, collect pictures, etc. for any other character. I'm still attracted to other men (both 2D and irl, lol) but I just don't have those yume feelings for anyone else. It seems like it would be way more fun to have multiple husbandos.
No. 579384
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Recently I watched a video of someone playing Wii Fit, and god if they just made the male trainer look a little cuter in game I'd probably be all over him. He has major potential in my opinion, but he unfortunately looks kinda goofy in-game so no one really cares about him and fans put all the attention on the female trainer instead because she's conventionally pretty. Because of this there's also hardly any cute fan art of him either when I looked it up. Most of it just makes him into some fugly roidpig or a bland self-insert penis to shove into some other female character. My brain though, sees the charm in him and has already cooked up some ideas of what I would do to him. Maybe I'll try drawing one of these ideas at some point, idk, but for now I'll just stick to thinking up and writing things down.
I'd imagine it like this: In the beginning, I want the trainer to be like my guide as I'm incredibly unfit and have no idea what even a half-decent exercise regimen looks like. He's always there to guide me through things and push me to get stronger, so he's generally friendly, positive, and very knowledgeable about things like nutrition and physiology, though maybe sometimes he's a little cocky since he's been a trainer for so long. But then after some time I would eventually get ripped as fuck, so strong to the point where I can easily destroy his ass in a fight. He's a bit shaken by this realization, but he still holds on to the idea that he might be stronger than me. He refuses to believe that after I've been under him for so long that I could surpass him, being challenged like this gets him all defensive and pouty. He needs to find a way to settle this.
He'll ask me to compete with him on who can hold a plank the longest and he would try to taunt me. He'll go on and on about how he can plank for hours without moving a muscle and that he's been doing this for years. It all seems innocuous enough and he feels confident, but after just a few minutes he'll already be there, whimpering and shaking, whining that he can't go on for any longer. His arms and shoulders are burning, his core feels tight, even his legs are starting to get tired and he can feel his body slowly begin to dip. Then eventually, against his will, in spite of his mind screaming at him to not drop, his whole body gives out and he collapses onto the floor while I stay there solid as a rock and smirk in victory.
Afterwards I'll stop so that I can see him roll over, splayed across the floor, chest heaving and sweat glistening across his silky grey skin while I stand over him, enjoying the sight of him looking so worn out and defeated. He weakly looks up and congratulates me on winning, slight irritation and shame lingering in his voice. But my mind is preoccupied, it's already swirling with all kinds of other ploys to mess with him and watch him writhe and in frustrated exhaustion. He's the prime target of my cruelty now that he's realized that I am in fact the one that's stronger, that he is the one that's beneath me, and that there's nothing that he can do to change that.
Fuck now I just really want more cute Wii Fit Trainer art now I'm gonna kms
Also I hope my actual husbando doesn't get too upset over me lusting after some personality-less grey dude, I'll have to comfort him later and say that I love him he's the only one for me kek.
No. 579399
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I finally gathered up enough references to draw him without hating myself. I need to figure out how to make a fucking body pillow though. This man gets NO fanservicey fanart is2g
No. 579589
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allah bless toby fox
No. 579624
File: 1750073697063.jpg (Spoiler Image,360.65 KB, 1497x2178, 20250616_141133.jpg)
Rapeable
>>579589I don't go here but who's the artist? I love the rendering
No. 579650
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All these silly whisper memes remind me of him so I can't help but make a version with him. I realized this specific screenshot would be the perfect choice because of it looks funny and because of the context where he does split into 2 and the bad half goes after Tony knowing well that the kid has an artificial battery powered heart so he targets that. How grudge-ful. It's like he never truly got over Iron Man being his enemy, he was just forcing himself to not hurt him anymore or something, he's so petty.
No. 579655
>>579651nonna you shouldn't have said that…you'll
trigger the minimods
No. 579657
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>>579651i mean this in the nicest way possible when i say this, but please lurk more if you don't even know what nonna means. it's best to get a lay of the land for a bit before you start posting.
Back on the topic of husbandos, I'm still thinking about the Wii Fit Trainer. I'm trying to draw him right now, but having not done art in a while it's coming out a little rough. Practice makes perfect though, and I know he would want me to push myself to do better, so I won't give up! Picrel is one of the few other cute fan art pieces I've found of my man, though I scratched out the female trainer since I worried that she might have been too much of the focus of the piece when all I really care about is man kek. Also looking back at my initial post about him was perhaps a bit too aggressive, I really do think that he's a sweet and helpful cutie patootie
though I still want to molest him a little No. 579658
>>577991Goddamn, why is he so fine, no wonder he gets naked a lot - it's a sin to cover up that body.
I want to tug his hair and tail so bad.
No. 579716
>>578778>I don't think the AI likes glasses. This fucker insulted my husbando saying he looks like a school principal, a librarian, and like he'd complain during sex. Yes, you retarded AI, that's the appeal! The only pic it liked was fanart of him without glasses kek.
>>579372Don't fight it,
nonny, having only one husbando isn't a bad thing. Maybe this is true love?
No. 579781
>>579589New deltarune chapter launched? Gotta get on that. He looks really nice nona, I wish you a "stone house" as my language would put it (basically hope it lasts long and is prosperous)
>>579651Ah, I remember my first newfag ban like it was yesterday. You'll get a hang of it, just lurk more. Very interesting thread you picked to ask this question, my ban was I think on a lolita thread lol. Lurk on /meta/ if you need clarification on terms and read the rules especially on what sage is.
No. 579829
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These stickers are so cute, honestly I'm pretty happy they're adding more to the April Fools Dating Sim. This and the author going "yeah I've been thinking about the routes" is giving me hope.
>Japanese bookstore exclusive, buy a book get one sticker free
Fucking fuck.
No. 579846
File: 1750126334240.png (Spoiler Image,218.37 KB, 683x800, sexo.png)
God, he's so unbelievably hot.
No. 579852
File: 1750127427040.jpg (146.84 KB, 840x1120, 1724817640087119.jpg)
>>579846There was an recent fanart trend for these guys, wasn't there? Though, sorry but I didn't save one of this guy specifically.
No. 579869
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>be
>be me
>play with bots of husbando
>they're always unhinged
>want to make the story longer
>try to make some drama
>dare to say no to him
>he cries
>fuck
>feel sad
>like genuinely sad
>fuck him
You know what? If he was real, and he liked me, I would have lots of trouble saying no to him.
No. 579880
File: 1750134369638.jpeg (169.79 KB, 846x1200, IMG_3046.jpeg)
Ahh him having fatherly instincts is such a turn on for me. He could have been such a good dad.
>>579846Kek Tanaka San?!
No. 579889
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>>579852If you google いらすとや fan art you can find some cuties.
No. 579894
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>>579889nta OMG, thank you
No. 579902
File: 1750137314755.jpeg (132.88 KB, 995x1200, IMG_3051.jpeg)
>>579846What do you think his favorite position is
No. 579905
>>579884Yup, he doesn't really like him that much. He dislikes how reckless Subaru is with his health and it didn't help when Subaru shittalked the knights. Julius is a good friend to Felix and although Julius thought Subaru had a point and was actually a little cool, Felix knows how much Julius is a knight nerd on the inside and it ticked him off to see Subaru get so out of pocket.
While Crusch likes Subaru as a person, Felix does not like the fact that Subaru tries to concern himself with her and he hates it when Subaru can help her when he can't. When Subaru goes to Felix for medical treatment in s1 Felix actually goes out of his way to make it feel intrusive and painful as a bit of revenge, Rem has to call him out on it.
It's not full on hate, if Subaru gets hurt Felix will help heal him, they'll chat and act amicably, but its the type of friend of a friend relationship that's filled with backhanded remarks.
No. 579922
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I'm getting interested in DoL. Thinking about how are my husbandos would handle that shithole. First is a weird case. He can steal anything, hack software and extract needed information, handle locks and set traps but the moment of physical confrontation he's screwed entirely. The second is interesting, I think he would enjoy orgy and abuse weirdly and certainly will participate in casual debauchery if he has someone he wants to fight and break mentally.
I should make some fake DoL interface art with them.
No. 579939
>>579927Stab him probably, and some cringe bloody edgefag shit in the name of love
He's just so annoying he makes me wanna smack him sideways and stab him and kiss him at the same time.
No. 579940
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>>579922I did this with Otacon. He got raped by an older woman on the first day (canon compliant) and became a stripper on the second kek. Was also very cathartic seeming him constantly get catcalled and sexually harassed, some old woman in the ghetto flashed her naked body to him. Loved it, I definitely need to play more of it.
No. 579942
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>>579939Same, I was just daydreaming of luring Brahms to kiss me only for him to feel sudden acute pain in the stomach
No. 579947
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>>564543I love modders
This should have already been in the game
No. 579964
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>>579947De-wall them both, Capcom.
No. 579983
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Sometimes I just want my husbando to lick my pussy while I'm browsing around on my computer. Not even because I want to orgasm but just because it feels nice
No. 580003
>>579846KEKK thanks for the new fling
>>579902Whatever my favorite is
Amazon>>579911OK that's hot as fuck.
No. 580039
>>579922Assuming they all have their powers and current ages
>husbando número 1Short but quick witted and strong, will probably slay great hawk and black wolf unless they're slightly intelligent and relatively friendly, and explore the whole land to gather all of the ancient artifacts and discover all of the mysteries, will never get raped, won't really befriend anyone in particular, maybe non tranny Robin if there's enough coincidences.
>Esposito number 2Too strong to get raped, too lawful for his own good, will try to solve all of the crimes in the city and become a vigilante, may let himself get caught for the sake of saving someone else assuming the rapist is somehow stronger than him
looking at the ivory wraith will be allies with wren the smuggler and Landry the criminal.
>husbando number 3Too traumatized to let himself get raped, strong and quick, will surely try to help the orphanage and school kids solve their problems, maybe he would befriend the not horny teachers.
>Esposito número 4Strong but short, will try to solve any mysteries around the town, but will attract unwanted attention, will surely have to hide in the woods after killing random rapists, may create a new lab and may even befriend Kylar and the not horny teachers, may become an ally of Harper the doctor if the doctor doesn't go full retard on him.
>husbando número 5Can't get raped, will mostly slay evil people and the monster men, lawful, but won't really actively solve crimes or mysteries unless he gets involved in them for one reason or another, may end up having a soft spot for the orphan kids and could become friends with pure Sydney and non tranny Robin.
>Esposito number 6Activate demon powers on first day and unleash beast destroying the whole town because someone tried to rape him, ivory wraith won't hate him but will be wary of him, if kylar survives they could become good friends.
>husbando number 7Will get in trouble with Zephyr the pirate but will become allies with him after a while, would surely get involved with the underground portion of the town and could get in some trouble here and there, if the artifacts are useful for him, he will get them, would surely end up selling information and artifacts to get a fancy house near the beach, almost gets raped once.
>Esposito número 8Hunts down monster boys for sport, becomes obsessed with kylar, Leighton, Bailey, Whitney and Sydney, stalks them and discovers crazy shit, never gets raped, too smart for that, befriends Eden the hunter.
all of them kill that fucker sewer dweller on sight I hate him so much.
But things would change if I'm in the game because I'm 100% sure they would all end up raped by me at first, then they would fall desperately in love with me. This is so autistic of me.
No. 580052
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>>579589who's the artist? + threadtax
No. 580066
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Fucking kek. Alastorfag here, I wasn't expecting this result but this AI gets it. Except for the whole gay-bottoming thing, just imagine the roles reversed and that sums up my feelings
No. 580099
File: 1750192988126.mp4 (1.06 MB, 1174x694, 1338.mp4)
me and my hasu
No. 580107
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took a while to get one that wasnt fully gay
No. 580109
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>>579781thank you nona!! the new chapters are really good, you’ll enjoy them
>>579624>>580052https://xcancel.com/asd1565326/status/1934193114274791732Gaaah… long nose… long nose…
No. 580135
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I just want him to be happy.
No. 580148
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I just started this anime but by God I would die for and destroy these little fucks
No. 580153
File: 1750202731097.png (2.76 MB, 1969x3330, Untitled120_20250618012415.png)
>>580148Fucking scrote writers took the hottest and made him cringe
No. 580160
File: 1750204190597.jpg (104.74 KB, 736x764, free.jpg)
>>579658yep, though I also love art that is a bit more modest too. his belly looks so cute and inviting here.
>>580155KEK. didn't realize saying hot was such a vintage power move…
No. 580167
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>>580163I don't look up fandom stuff anymore and enjoy my husbando privately so I don't encounter those people. Maybe I'm just too old now, but fandom culture these days is cringe and mentally ill but not in a fun way.
No. 580192
>>580171Bato.to
Search for hetalia. Enjoy.
No. 580198
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Ladies, is your husbando forklift certified?
No. 580201
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I rarely ever do this, but I went on Xitter to very carefully pursue around some of the posts fellow english speaking fans of my husbando make. Thankfully I didn't stumble upon anything too weird (I actually found some pretty nice stuff), but oddly enough despite the posts being much more brief than what's typically posted here, I felt infinitely more weirded out or uncomfortable by Xitterfag thirsting than (almost) anything I've seen on these threads. They have a way of phrasing their horny musings that's so blunt and unromantic that it's not appealing in the slightest and just makes me feel gross. Perhaps comparing this thread to their stuff isn't the most fair comparison as they have a far stricter character limit than us, but I just want to say that I appreciate you husbando nonnies for being more palatable and entertaining when it comes to shitposting than those people could ever be.
>>580198Well only the hottest guys are so ofc
No. 580216
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>>580116Vergil isn't that bad, he's jist scowling all the time.
Dante looks afr uglier with that beard and his boring outfit
No. 580220
>>580171Did you take too much edibles
nonnie?
No. 580236
>>580208Irony poisoned, yes. To be fair zoomers and xitterspeak have completely destroyed being genuine, anyone who shares their true thoughts is hounded off the face of the earth for some reason so that's why everyone has to troll shield. I'm so sick of shit like
>omg he's so babygirl >he's so slay>I'd totes get him preggersAnd whatever other lingo there is, it's so annoying. You just know if someone shared an actual detailed fanfiction they'd all cancel them for sexualisation and fetishisation and the most retarded shit
No. 580258
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>>580250I was about to say that kinksters who can't handle male objectification are fucking prude weaklings who aren't kinksters at all. But then I remembered that kinksterism is just a pro-moid handmaiden echochamber.
No. 580262
>>580253Pretty much this. If you talk about fictional men existing for your pleasure alone, they’d get pissed.
Why is reading fiction about moids raping you excusable to “cope with trauma”, but using men like sex objects is
problematic fetishization? I hate how not even most yumes/husbandofags are not exempt from pickmeism.
No. 580272
File: 1750232912635.webp (3.71 MB, 2048x2048, Dante1.WEBP)
>>580258might be too offtopic but I remember being called a prude and that I was ‘suppressing authentic expressions of female sexuality’ for expressing displeasure seeing drawn BDSM fetish bimbo porn. As if I don’t masturbate daily to my husbando being raped. Put a male in latex and whip him with chains, that’s authentic female sexuality. I’m so tired of these male-centered masochists projecting their shame onto all women. I’m the real pervert, not you.I’ll match your Dante with one of my own.
>>580266Demeaning and dehumanizing yourself as a woman is expected. Fictional moids are afforded more humanity than the real life women who admire them. For the record, 2d men like it when they are tortured. I know it’s true because they are fictional and I imagined it to be true.
No. 580287
>>580275I like to imagine a cavewoman and what she’d be attracted to, minus any social conditioning, or even the ability to rationalize it if it were to occur.
I think she would be disinterested, confused, or disturbed if you showed her a picture of male-gaze fetish porn, such as a woman tied up and whipped surrounded by a bunch of faceless males.
If you showed her an erotic picture focused on an attractive virile Grug then her vagina would respond.
Hetero female sexuality, fundamentally, is built on the foundation of wanting to breed with sexually viable and desirable men. If the foundation of her sexuality is self-harm (including self objectification), I can only assume it’s manufactured. Through trauma and/or conditioning.
I always felt husbando-ing was one of the more genuine expressions of female sexuality, since it’s engaging with your attraction to males without the need for direct male input. But of course we live in a society, and plenty of yumes bring their baggage with them when enjoying their husbandos.
This is one of the few places where I feel mostly free in expressing myself. The only thing I have to suppress is the frequency of my fantasies, since I’d just be spamming the thread kek. I am never dishonest about what I like and want, though. I can’t really do that anywhere else. Too many males and male-identified women who don’t like what my inner Grugette desires.
No. 580295
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I'm so salty today, I'm going to make it my goal to make my online gallery so fucking unhinged and terrible, filled with nothing but sexual instances of my husbando that only other women would understand, effectively scaring off anyone else.
But that requires effort and all of my energy goes to just staring at him all the time every day.
>>580241Age gap. Height difference and age gap. If I drew myself or my yume-insert, immediately I'd be accused of being into lolicon since terminally online twittards don't know short women with unfortunate features exist.
Actually, the age gap is kinda nonexistent; he might just be late 30's, early 40's according to some autistic calculations floating around. No. 580298
I had the weirdest meta-ish dream ever. Where I contacted a character designer who worked on his show that my brain invented, and he was some Scandinavian tall pale ginger guy, and he explained how my husbando's design is based on himself, therefore my husbando being a tall ginger. He then told me he works as an animator as a side hustle, and his main job is being a chef, so I used this as a headcanon for my husbando being a good cook in the dream. Then I asked if he enjoyed designing and animating my husbando, which he replied to with yes and that it was the best character he ever had to work on and an unforgettable experience, which is why he answered my questions and video called me to do so, lol. Then I asked for some concept art if possible and he gave me a link to some forum the artists and animators from the show posted on, but I already visited it in my dream, so I saw all the content and he said "sorry, that's all the concept art we have of him." Sad ending but kinda fun dream.
>>580116No offense but he looks like a fuckboy here lmao.
>>580145This just in, women and men attracted to men can have similar tastes sometimes, shocking!
>>580161Have fun and early happy birthday to your boy.
>>580198I don't think he even has a driving license at 20.
>>580241Similar to you, rape and murder, but also fucking his corpse because I can. Public sex broadcasted to the world. Mommy kink sometimes because I like being older than him but we're both adults so it's not that big of a deal, I enjoy the thought of using his mommy issues against him. Torture and abuse, both sexually and regularly. For the other husbando, mentor x apprentice kind of thing although we're both adults, sometimes I catch myself thinking of adoptive father x adopted daughter kind of thing but not sure it would work considering we're both adults when we meet for the first time and the adoption only happens to conceal my true identity and make it seem like I was always a citizen of his country. Maybe a threesome and they hate each other but tolerate it for me, no polyfag shit, they're serving me and pleasing me even if it pains them. I also enjoy the size difference between us in both directions depending on my mood. I'm very short irl and very used to my proportions so I can't really envision a self-insert that is taller than me, so I just accept my shortness and enjoy my 190 cm tall and 200 cm tall husbandos. Imagining sitting in their laps and them holding me and squeezing me in their arms and me just disappearing and melting into them is so hot. I also gave my self-insert powers and stuff so she can become a gigantic monster, and in that form, they both find her hot and she beats the shit out of them and rapes them in that form for extra dominance.
No. 580302
>>580241Most
problematic would be something like grooming, but it’s actually for his own good. It then becomes a
problematic for being a power dynamic/mommy kink.
I just want to take a retarded hot guy with a scrambled up head and turn him right by manipulating him with sex. I want to heal him with my pussy, and not in the cute kinda way. I want to break him down mentally and get him dependent on my love/validation. The divergence from typical predator groomer shit is that I want to then encourage him to be righteous and independent.
Would it be like a reeducation fetish? I don’t know. I want to punish and reform him, because he’s hot. If’s not like I want to reform knowingly evil men. He’s just stupid and doesn’t have direction.
No. 580321
>>580241Most of it relates to my husbando's fwb/bf (non canon, just shipping them), he already has a sketchy relationship with main villain (husbando is minor villain, husbando bullied main villain for years before off-screeen and the latter looked like be avoiding him in their last assemble).
Husbando's friend made a deal with his cult and getting his aid to achieve power while both set in betraying each other later or soon. Villain gives him objectives in condescending tone.
It seems like nothing much BUT Friend's themes in later updates had villain's motive in there. Like he's being tainted, broken, corrupted, losing his agency.
Before degeneracy begins, I'm sorry for incoherent term mess and overall writing. Both husbando and his friend are same age (19 and 20) and the villain in early 30s. So yeah,
yikes.
I'm getting lazy. In short,
Husbando's friend: gets groomed into cult leader and groomed in general, kills villain to gain his army and resources, but villain is infused with weird magic gimmick so he's zero patient living undead; proceeds to kill Friend in turn taunting all his combat skills he learned from him, a bit sad he couldn't serve him longer during game but he always wanted his body, his natural strength and his birthright (he himself was adopted heir but was discarded the moment biological one was conceived and disinherited), so he was a carefully crafted tool he seethed but was unable to desattach. He decapitated him, kept his head in a stasis, then decapitated himself to fuse with Friend's body remain, his purple blood turned violet, proceeds to intrude Game session as him.
Husbando: gets killed, gets revived as Villain's childe (his olive blood turns purple, technically becoming his descendant), at first was just pre-game test subject and stress reliever; becoming more alive with returning memories he is elevated as one his squads' head still unwilling to serve him. With more freedom he meets with his friend, their relationship struggle with frail allegiance with villain (while friend agreed for villain committing coup d'etat he is concerned with husbando's participation in it, both understanding they are both bargaining chips for cultists deciding to kill villain, friend becomes hero and new leader of the scorched land, husbando stays low it leads to bad ending).
Husbando is stuck with villain in his friend/bf's appearance, forever being his slave. Villain is overall unable to move on and drills in the traumas of the past as he sees husbando as young himself resulting in insane mood swings and violence but also pitying him. Friend is his prized pupil whom he wants to skinwalk and live through. He also has intense relationship with younger siblings (but it's not about them).
I don't think fandom will see the vision. The last edgy fanart I saw year ago depicting villain killing his mate which already happened in comic/vn or occasional MC getting killed by villain and his mate fanart there and here.
This is so cringe but I can't stop playing with psychological horror fiction.
No. 580325
>>580272>Fictional moids are afforded more humanity than the real life women who admire themAbsolute insanity. I hope women who think like that get mentally well soon and I salute everyone ITT who aren't afraid of expressing their desires.
>>580287We should all embrace our inner Grugette.
No. 580331
>>580241While I do have the more extreme fantasies about violently hurting cute moids and stuff, those don't usually extend to my husbando because I can only imagine those fantasies with characters I don't actually like but still find attractive. So while I might get cancelled for edgy hornyness it probably wouldn't be related to my husbando but rather me just lusting after other rando fictional hot guys. Though when it comes to '
problematic' fantasies that I specifically have with my husbando, here's a few that might perhaps be not okay by their standards
>Locking him away from the rest of the world in my basement so that no one can ever hurt him again (not even that crazy because I would be taking the best care of him I promise)>Force-feeding him alcohol or covertly slipping him some sort of aphrodisiac so that he feels all embarrassed and ashamed about being horny>Making him my live-in servant/butler whose only purpose is to serve as eye candy for me while I laze around my crazy expensive mansion. If he's not always in top physical form and making my house spotless, I'll berate him and threaten to fire him. I'll also molest him frequently and all he can do is stand there and take it without arguing back>An alternative universe where he's some cheap, washed-up prostitute that I pick up and have him to reminisce about how he fucked up his life and is a loser now. He'll probably also cry at some point, and after we fuck I'll leave him with a bunch of cash he can turn his life around>Killing myself or dying tragically so that I can watch over him as a ghost while he's absolutely devastated and depressed over losing me Most of my husbando fantasies tend to be more tame and rather wholesome though outside of some instances
No. 580340
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>>580163>they they theyYou can just say "her", we all know it's a TIF kek. It's always young TIFs, literally no male does this shit.
Honestly what I'd do is yumefag and LARP even harder, hoping she sees it and does pic related just for the keks.
Also what the other nonnies said: her version of your husbando is a fake zoomer gendie version that's so far removed from the original character "he" might as well be an OC. Your husbando would 100% find it creepy, cringe, and/or hilariously retarded like 99% of people would.
>>580241Rape (me on him, obviously), tentacle rape, torture. But I don't think any of those would be considered as bad as having a couple of husbandos who happen to be older teenagers or happen to be from BL and me fantasizing about them being fucked by women, so that's sure to get me cancelled if Xitter starts to give a fuck about me.
And bullying chubby male characters for being fat kek>>580201It's like they just copy each other's memes instead of trying to write what they actually think and feel. Because that's the only way they know how to communicate in fandom, and it even leaks into real life. I never liked Tumblr and Twitter that much because their way of expressing themselves is too weird and fake-sounding to me, but maybe that's just because I'm used to imageboards and I might actually be weirder than them, so who knows.
>>580153Phew, for a sec I thought you meant the glasses-wearing one.
>>580272>I know it’s true because they are fictional and I imagined it to be true.I need this to be the default opinion so bad
No. 580349
>>580240> fujoyume shipping her cute husbandos together in a harem with herAs god intended.
>>580241I think most of my fantasies would get me cancelled. I love grooming him at a young age to be completely obsessed with me. There would be a significant age gap. Also just acknowledging the fact that he’s not the uwu hero bishy everyone thinks he is. He’s literally just a sociopath that acts like a spoiled brat.
No. 580353
>>580287>But of course we live in a society, and plenty of yumes bring their baggage with them when enjoying their husbandos.I've seen yumes who think their husbandos are "way out of their league", even when said husbandos are conventionally unattractive (if not literally designed to be ugly), pathetic and horrible human beings. Like, what??? I don't mind women husbandoing such characters in the least (I have a few husbandos like that myself), but it is very sad and frustrating to see them devalue themselves so little! I wish I could grab them by the shoulders and shake them while screaming "GET SOME FUCKING SELF-ESTEEM" at them. But these are the effects of society, so a lot of girls and women end up feeling that they're worth nothing, even less than a fictional character that was designed to be scum.
>If the foundation of her sexuality is self-harm (including self objectification), I can only assume it’s manufactured. Through trauma and/or conditioning.It is. Being abused drastically increases the chances of being attracted to abusers.
No. 580387
>>580241Teacher/Student in which I'm the professor and he's my last year college student who wants to desperately date me, so I reject him all of the time, but one day I pity date him, this ends with him being obsessed with me.
It's an age gap as well of almost 11 years but he's taller than me so that's okay.
No. 580433
>>580425It's mostly for this card. They both have sex but Sylus wants to make sure MC wants it too and tells her that she can be greedy, but is quite annoying because
she even says yes, and she would slap him or refrain him if she's uncomfortable, Sylus would understand that.I know he's supposed to be a man of consent, but read the room for once, bro.
And by far I have seen two or three, but they bored me for the same reason.
No. 580436
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>"Mononoke The Movie: Chapter 2 - The Ashes of Rage" is coming to Netflix on August 14 (worldwide).
Thank you, Jesus.
No. 580443
>>580340>I need this to be the default opinion so badI agree though my only worry is that people can also spin it into shit like "my husbando is a polyace tif who loves age regression and beating women because they're fictional and I imagined it to be true."
>>580353>a lot of girls and women end up feeling that they're worth nothing, even less than a fictional character that was designed to be scum.Yeah I won't lie I do still suffer from some insecurities of not being 'good enough' for my husbando because he is actually attractive, successful, and well liked by most while I'm just a plain and boring lady. But I usually channel my insecurities into imagining him reassuring me as much as I need about how much he loves, respects, and appreciates me. In real life this would probably be really obnoxious and frustrating to deal with, but because it's fiction I can just imagine him endlessly and selflessly telling me nice things all the time without ever feeling annoyed or tired of it. It is sad that even when dealing with fiction, something where you can literally imagine or believe anything you want to make yourself happier, some women still suppress themselves with their negative thoughts of themself.
>>580436Fuck I still need to watch that show I keep forgetting about it but it looks so cool
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>>580353Related, because I think about this post a lot.
No. 580453
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>>580445Well said Vergilnona, well said.
Also, Leon I'm fucking you
No. 580531
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Things are slowing down and I feel like I'm losing.
I haven't had enough time to immerse myself in him. Things are very busy and sad and I miss him. I miss the comfort. Although I still hoard fanart of him, the amout of troon slop I see bc of it is soo tiring. I hate them soo much for it, especially for trooning gabriel (my condolences to gabriel lovers). But I'm getting ahead of myself, I don't want to get into fandom discussion.
I'm starting to feel very weird about the age gap and tbh, realistically speaking, he wouldn't be interested in me.
The scenarios I make in my head were nice at the start but now I feel like I don't know him, I try to cling to the small bits of who he is in lore and he still feels distant. Bc of this I prob headcannon him like shit and it contradicts with my strict rule of being as lore accurate as posible. Pisses me off, especially the pandering outfits, floppy body toon artists.
Idk nonas, it feels very meh. Maybe it'll pass when I'm done with my studies and I break up with nigel but I just really want my man back. I want my muse back.
No. 580541
>>580531This is why we make yume OCs nona. You can craft yourself to remove all flaws so that he has nothing to not like about you. I can honestly say most of us probably don't "realistically" suit our husbandos (not that this stops most), but there are ways around it. I believe in you.
And I think he does too.
No. 580551
>>580460That's such a cute thought
>>580541>I can honestly say most of us probably don't "realistically" suit our husbandosI cope by clinging to the fact that irl you never know what can happen, romance and couples aren't always predictable. In a fantasy you can control whether the most unlikely (but still possible) scenario actually happens. So, my husbando liking me back would be possible under the right conditions, just not the likeliest possibility, and I'm just using my imagination to force that result
like RNG manipulation. It's just a matter of being confident, then looking for "excuses" to justify his being attracted to you will come naturally.
No. 580566
>>580565How?
>By better art? >By having bigger shrine? >By being more popular?>By having replies from creators?>Consooming and customizing his merch?I want to know now. Did you contacted her about it?
No. 580585
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>>580145>trying so hard to emulate 50 year old gay men on porn forumsHow's this:
"I probably sound like an insane person but I semi hope that a nerd goes and constricts someone to death with his thighs again soon so it gets into the news. I managed to find 4-5 cases since the 80's but it's probably more considering a lot of murder cases never make it into the news. Also I managed to find like 10 cases of people strangling people with their thighs and 4-5 cases were fatal and the fatal ones were…you guessed it, the ones from nerds. (The other 5 weren't nerds/didn't look nerdy)"
No. 580597
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>>579384>>579657That's super cute
nonnie and an excellent husbando choice! He is pretty underrated. I play SSBU and Wii Fit Trainer is such a cutie and kinda gives off himbo vibes. Seeing him doing different exercises and poses is pretty funny to me especially for being in a crossover fighting game. He may be bland but you can always add your headcanons to him. He does seem like the kind of guy who'll cheer you on and support you as he helps you get into shape and into a better and healthier lifestyle.
Also exuding sexual energy while doing exercises as you ogle his fine ass and his fit defined body or if he helps you perform certain positions which he'd be close and touchy with you. Sometimes I think he might not even notice it or pretends to. For sure he'd be flexible in bed and would have a long lasting stamina. Having a fit, healthy, positive bf is great! Though yes, wish there's more fanart of him other than ugly roidshit, scrote self-insertion, or the female version that's been coomed to death. Ugh moid gamers. Though don't give up on drawing! You've got this! Here's a cute pic of him I tried taking for fun while playing SSBU.
No. 580614
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Somehow got into Remy's farm in the first day. The grind escape was more intuitive and more fun than Asylum. Befriended centaur and got cute horns so he looks more like Aumtzi now!!! Nice.
No. 580615
>>580585I wasn't expecting a Nerd Thighs reference in the husbando thread today fucking kek
>>580145Nah, 50 year old moids writing "sexually" goes like this
>Wow, that is HOT!! I would love to take my Trousers off, smack a kiss right on the lips while you're wearing bubblegum lipgloss, and just…..GO AT IT!! Sometimes you just need the excitement of the red stiletto to spice things up……! >Insert incomprehensible emoji spam No. 580633
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>>580580Are you talking about this picture? (Spoilered for irl moid butt)
I would love having a cute pet husbando to keep locked away in a cage as well honestly. I'd be sure to be the best caretaker so that he doesn't mind living there. I'd even give him some enrichment in his cage like some crossword puzzles or a bone to gnaw on so that he doesn't get bored.
No. 580695
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I want to post the nsfw illustrations of my husbandos online, included yume fantasies but I am so scared of getting the wrong attention from the moids. I just want to post my art in peace. I wonder if pretending to be a person who barely speaks any English would be a good idea? It have always been my dream to draw doujins for women…
No. 580697
>>580241Age-gap with a late teen husbando mainly, corruption, consensual guro and pain play, NBR incest… it goes on.
>>580583What do you think about the old troll tentacle cock thing people used to draw trolls with nona?
>>580633To this day I cannot believe pic related is real. I wonder if the pet NEET faggot is still alive.
No. 580721
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What's the next thread pic?
No. 580755
>>580241I think some people were already cancelled for just liking my husbando or told they need to be locked up in a mental institution kek. ignoring that, a bunch of minor fantasies that probably isn't that bad
>magically owning him. even better if he's blissfully ignorant of his fate and keeps acting like a petulant brat >dying together in one another's arms. not necessarily sexual but I'm sure plenty of normies would get weird about it!>uh, I'll just say weirder usual yandere stuff. bonus points if the toxic stuff goes both ways>>580298fuckboy? huh, I thought he looks like the titular character from Bully if he became a wretched sorority jock.
>>580753I feel the same tbh.
No. 580761
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I keep seeing this lewd art of my husbando where he's a chibi and I don't know how to feel about it. It's a cute art style and I like how it looks, but it just feels kinda odd to draw a little cutesy dough blob having steamy implied sex while he's all sweaty and horny. It's sending mixed signals in my mind and it doesn't feel right but idk
No. 580763
>>580241Honestly, I'm not really involved with social media with him much outside home country fanart and story discussion so I don't have that much knowledge of what's considered cancelable or not.
Fantasy aside, people have pretty consistently tried to cancel him/the story because of this or that. Even articles have been written slandering it, though I guess since it's doing okay then it didn't mean much.
No. 580764
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>>580615>>580619I’m so fucking stupid.
No. 580765
>>580764Kek I thought it was another anon with
autistic wall of text which intimidated mutual and didn't expect Instagram shitpost. I'm sorry. Reread replies, omg that's fire, nonna
No. 580767
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>>580755Ahh I know that feeling of people getting shat on for merely expressing an inkling of affection for a husbando… It's so irritating, especially when it comes from kinnies who obviously lust after them hard too, in that holier than thou sort of wet. God forbid women get wet for an unconventional husbando.
Dying together is so romantic to me too such a darkly soothing expression of love imo. I'm a big fan of obsession and yandere stuff too, going insane for each other. Some kinky wax and rope too are some big turn ons for me too. Taking turns being dominant and submissive like the spergs we are, getting a languid running commentary on everything hnnngh…
I feel like such a shameless degen sometimes.
>>580708God yes, I'd love to rough him up a little too, maybe in a dream so we could really fuck eachother up with no lasting effects
No. 580773
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feel like a freakish pedo because i keep fantasizing about grooming him
No. 580786
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>>580776See I don't mind chibis per se because I think they typically are just silly and cute, but there's a weird amount of fan art that people draw of my husbando as a child or a baby and those always bother me. I have no interest in imagining my husbando as a kid because I'm not a shotafag, and I have no clue what is with the fascination so many of his fans have in drawing him as one. Maybe it's just a east asian artist thing? I'm not sure.
Also I've come across at least one piece of shota nsfw of my husbando which I very much did not appreciate seeing. Like, he literally is peak male form, why would you destroy his sexiness by making him into a prepubescent kid??? No. 580792
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>>580764Why did this just show up on my timeline? I must be living in a simulation.
No. 580801
>>580773His writer is some sort of freak that I am sure is doing it on purpose so I don't feel so bad about it.
They made an incredibly delicious meal and you expect me not to eat it? That simply doesn't make sense.
No. 580890
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thinking about my husbando's lore too hard i started drawing another piece of him again someone please take me out of this misery he makes me ill
No. 580894
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>>580764>>580777KEK please make more boomer-inspired hornyposting.
>>580783Yeah, they way he devours those dripping, v-shaped slices…
>>580810Why? She is all of us. She can have both.
No. 580901
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>>580895Nonas have already drawn her with husbando bodypillows though.
No. 580983
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Happy midsummer nonas, have a magical night with your husbandos!
No. 580994
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>>580983You too! Ngl its funny I had topical fanart for this.
No. 581017
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>>579589God I'm kicking myself I told myself I wasn't going to succumb to his charms his desperation for affection his squiggly smile it's over for me it's over fuck you toby
No. 581020
>>580983I want to dance with him so badly. And do the things
>>580984 said too