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No. 550238

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"

Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!

The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/528129

Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531
>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499
>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210
>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988
>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722
>The Original smell >>>/m/164600
>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556
>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915
>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685
>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157

No. 550246

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Creighton? More like cretin, am I right, ladies?

No. 550248

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>>550238
I'm so sorry for the delay, GIMP fucked up the layers and I realized it too late and couldn't find a solution, so the project had to be remade from scratch on Krita.
I hope that one Vergil nona who deleted her drawing doesn't mind that I ended up including it.

No. 550250

>>550248
It looks really good nona

No. 550281

>>550250
Thanks nona, but I just realized that I forgot to include one doodle, I've already asked the farmhands to replace the pic

No. 550290

My drawing is there…I am so embarrassed kek
Thank you nonna for including mine!

No. 550317

Showing up to the husbando tournament with my revolver, poncho, and cowboy hat, looking cool and ready to fight for his hand. Brooding on the sidelines with a flask of whiskey and my boots on the table before it’s my turn to fight, and I job to a TiF who kinnies my husbando. They need to be banned from tournies because the exogenous testosterone acts as a performance enhancing substance.
Nonnies sign my petition now and maybe I can win him back on a technicality.

No. 550319

If only I could draw, and if only I could draw him anywhere without being clocked.
Also I love the Mr. Crawling one so much.

No. 550321

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Wow, I'm pleasantly surprised to see my husbando up there along with Kidd and Ace. They're so cute in bunny suits. Law looks so embarrassed it's adorable, I love it.

No. 550325

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>>550317
I am actually starting to like the idea of Husbando Tournament and was thinking in which way happen and then I remembered this thread >>2182848
What if we just put our husbandos into Hunger Games and see how they manage it?

No. 550327

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>>547306 here. I'm playing MGS and all I can say is I sincerely want to fuck Otacon's brains out. The way he adjusts his glasses like an anime character, the way he pees himself when he's scared, his nasally voice, the way he inserts his weebshit interests into everything just makes me want him on a primal level. When he says perverse things about Meryl it just makes me wanna rape him hard for being such a pervert, wouldn't mind if he said that about me though but punishment sex is a must.
Since he's into mecha, I'd love the thought of him trying to get me to cosplay in a fortified suit (look it up, it's from a mecha visual novel for additional context) but I flip it around on him and get him to wear it for me instead, the female version of course. Him whining about how it's too erotic and he can't be seen in something like this and how there's a suit for guys and it's much cooler… Fuck. Perverted nerdy slut

No. 550330

>>550325
Husbando hunger games sounds like a lot of fun.

No. 550331

>>550327
anon you're so real for this, a few years back i played all the mgs games just for him…

No. 550333

File: 1747026689943.jpeg (1.03 MB, 850x1206, IMG_5432.jpeg)

>>550331
Outside of the aforementioned shilling from my BF, this cutie is the main reason I played it as well so I’m glad to know I’m not alone on that kek. I don’t know what it is that makes him so much cuter than the average submissive nerd. Also I need to sit on his face, I get the impression he’d be really into it, not even something I’m normally into either.

No. 550334

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I will host the husbando games.
Reply to this post with your husbando’s information, as follows
1. His name
2. A photo you’d like to represent him
I will compile them together tomorrow and run a simulation. Additional sims such as Walking Dead, Hell’s Kitchen, and Real Housewives can also be done if all goes well.

No. 550336

Do you ever get a husbando who reminds you a lot of a previous husbando and have that mental moment of "damn, I really do have a type"? It's not common for me but when it happens it makes me question my sanity for 5 seconds.

No. 550337

>>550334
It feels so exciting, nona! Which size is preferable for photos?

No. 550338

>>550336
Yes. I’m like a widow who falls in love with men who remind her most of her (quite literally) deceased husband.

No. 550341

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>>550334
fuck it. do him. i don't care if nonnas call him crusty and make fun of him. he will always be mah boah.
>Arthur Morgan from RDR2

No. 550342

>>550336
I end up liking either most cold blooded war criminals or princely guys. Sometimes both. Usually dead.

No. 550344

>>550337
1:1 aspect ratio, preferably. The image size doesn’t matter, but he will be fitting into a square.

No. 550345

>>550341
It's a bit disheartened to know you feel this about nonnas here.

No. 550349

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>>550334
>Aumtzi Maught

No. 550350

>>549954
Nona he's my guilty husbando holy shit. I try not to fixate too much on him because everyone screams
>HE'S A FUCKING SHOTA YOU SICKO
but I see so many aged up Kierans being shy or tsun and wowzers I love him so much he's precious.

No. 550351

>>550341
The permanent residents of the UMPO thread are the only ones I've seen talking about him like that, you don't have to worry about that here nona

No. 550352

>>550350
It's a fictional character, people need to distinguish reality from fantasy. I mean, I have a husbando who's canonically around 16 and another 17-18, both who I've loved since I was like 10. They grew up with me.

No. 550354

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>>550352
ayrt I had a few husbandos I would die for that I had as a wee lass. picrel holds a special place in my heart and was the first doggy boy I had ever seen. I might turn him into an OC husbando or just age him up more. He was so precious and means the world to me.

No. 550355

>>550354
>OC husbando
I did this with the first one of mine and it's great, actually. I added some more lore, gave him a life as a human in our world (then we integrated to a better, modern fantasy world and he has the memories of both his "canon" life and normal life) so he's better fit for me. He grew up with me and it genuinely feels like a lifelong friend or the husbando equivalent of a high school sweetheart.

No. 550356

>>550350
You're not a moid who's obsessed with anime children, it's not the same thing at all.

No. 550359

Would anyone else be into creating more doodle boards with new themes for husbandos, or is that too much?

No. 550360

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>>550334
>gojo satoru
>>550359
I’d join in if someone hosts

No. 550361

>>550359
Which holidays are on set in May? Or any new ideas? I prefer themed over general boards. Filler beach episode?

No. 550363

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>>550334
I feel a little shy asking for my husbado to be included in this threads after school activities, mostly because I haven't posted about him much lately but whatever.
>Ellis
From L4D2, he doesn't have a canon surname so we'll have to keep it on first name basis kek, hope that's fine.

No. 550364

>>550359
I would like to have one per thread to have time to "recharge".

>>550361
A nonny in the previous thread suggested a "shrine" doodle board. >>530630

No. 550365

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>>550361
Today was maid day but I was too wrapped up with Mother’s Day to notice. Cinco do mayo also passed. Shame.

No. 550366

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>>550355
ayrt see, now I'm gonna have to do it since you make it sound so appetizing kek
>>550356
Fair. But I think it's also a good thing to be paranoid about being mistaken for a hardcore shotafag, since it shows I still have my morals, I guess. Some husbandos I love purely because of how they're written or their overall design. Being though of as someone who only targets them because they're anime kids hurts.

No. 550368

>>550361
>Which holidays are on set in May?
International workers day was on May 1st so let's draw communist husbandos please don't take this suggestion seriously, this is a joke, though redrawing some soviet propaganda posters with my husbado sounds kinda fun kek

No. 550369

File: 1747030328510.gif (1.76 MB, 640x358, crying-while-typing-crying.gif)

>infold: Write a card to your LI telling them how thankful you're to them.
>Me writing to my husbando:

No. 550370

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>>550364
Kind of like a shrine like this? Spoilered for 3dpd

No. 550371

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Will your husbando wear t shirt, unbuttoned shirt or completely topless in summer beach or garden?

No. 550372

>>550368
kek, it does sound kinda fun.

>>550365
>Maid Day
That was two days ago, and I found out just yesterday lol
>Cinco de Mayo
That's really only a thing in Puebla and, for some reason, the US.

No. 550373

>>550371
Topless like the whore he is and I'm gonna be sucking on those titties

No. 550374


No. 550376

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>>550334
>Vergil

No. 550377

>>550355
I split mine into three people whom my attention convulates depending my mood.
>>550368
I saved some beautiful Soviet posters in my recent museum visit. I like them.
>>550370
KEK bombastic shrine weirldy I am hearing Meladze and Stas Mikhailov songs.
>>550371
He would wear t shirt with cardigan in chilly summer, summer workshop uniform for gardening, house repairing, garage and basement engineering stuff, for hot summer he would wear like Steven here, I think.

No. 550378

>>550372
>for some reason, the US
We have a lot of Mexicans. And we love an excuse to drink and drive low riders.
>>550371
He’s a slut so definitely topless.

No. 550380

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>>550341
seconding. who tf is calling him crusty i'm ready to throw hands

No. 550385

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>>550371
From times I can recall, its topless 3-1 in official stuff, pic related was from a gacha collab event.
He's a major flirt that likes feeling the attention and might even lean into it, letting his hoodie slip off his shoulders and his shorts go a bit low. Would even let strangers off if they copped a quick feel or two. He's just that type of guy.

No. 550387

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>>550334
>Akihiko Sanada

No. 550390

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>>550334
>Mahito

No. 550391

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>>550334
Put in Raidou Kuzonoha the XIVth the ultimate cutie detective devil summoner

No. 550392

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>>550334
>Maxie

>>550336
A friend once told me that I have a thing for redheads, but I believed it was just a coincidence until recently.
There's another husbando that I wanted to meet in his source material specifically because he reminded me of picrel, even though I had already "broken up" with the latter. That's the first time I realized I have a type aside from glasses-wearing nerds.
I also thought picrel defined my taste for this particular physiognomy, but the truth is that I'd already had a crush on Turner Grey from Ace Attorney: Justice for All a couple of years before he even existed. Huh.

>>550371
He'd probably wear a shirt closed with a t-shirt underneath if he had the choice, but I would make him wear an open shirt with no undershirt for easy access to that tummy. I already dreamed about it twice and it was fucking awesome.

No. 550393

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>>550380
apple pie crust is crusty but does that necessarily mean it's bad? no, it's delicious.
>>550371
he lets everything hang out.

No. 550400

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>>550334
I’m filling them out by order of appearance. 15 husbando slots left. I don’t imagine it’ll be necessary, but the number of participants can be increased to 36 or 48 instead of 24.

No. 550401

>>550400
I can't wait tomorrow.

No. 550402

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>>550334
Fuck it I’ll bite. Put Junkrat on there please I want to watch him die.

No. 550403

>>550402
>inb4 he ends up winning

No. 550404

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>>550334
>Dante

No. 550406

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>>550400
submitting my beloved big green

No. 550407

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he's like my personal mental stress ball. he's all big and aggressive in canon while simultaneously being completely whipped so he'd be perfect as a loyal guard dog to dominate or let him take over when I'm feeling lazy.

he's also much taller than me so I imagine he'd be concerned about hurting me during sex. so the first time we try he eases in painfully slow (for him). he's on edge and super breathy from trying to focus until I'm completely filled. nice.

No. 550408

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>>550334
I offer Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries as Tribute.

No. 550411

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>>550400
I offer my favorite bullshit artist phoenix wright as tribute.

No. 550414

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>>550334
>>550400
I haven't posted him in a while but Reigen! I just love seeing this man in silly scenarios.

No. 550415

>>550334
>>550400
I just realized you can modify events and I’m going to make them thread related.

No. 550416

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>>550400
I'll post Subaru, why not.

No. 550423

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>>550414
>>550408
I ran it as is and this one me made me lol

No. 550425

Nonnies you gotta help me. I went back down the Vulpes rabbit hole I thought i was better than this

No. 550430

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>>550400
I offer my catboy Ogata as Tribute. Thank you!

No. 550437

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First threadpic to ever include my husbando, the Living Laser. Thanks to the kind and talented and wonderful nonna who drew him ♥
Unrelated and TMI woke up insanely horny and masturbated to the thought of having sex with another husbando. I don't regret it or feel like it was cheating because it felt so good. I'm a harlot.
>>550334
Not sure how this works but sounds fun. Have some pixels.
>>550371
All of the above I feel. He seems a bit stylish and he's fit so he'd probably want to show off in hope of getting praise and attention.
>>550373
Based af.

No. 550438

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>>550334
Werehog. He is sexy and deserves to win.

No. 550439

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>>550371
Unbuttoned shirt

No. 550441

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>>550334
>Joshua Graham
>>550425
It's already over nonnie, all you can do now is accept it and load your new vegas save to interact with him

No. 550442

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>>550334
If it's not full yet, I would like for my husbando to be included pls and thank u (sorry that the picture is a bit big btw lol)
>Zayne

>>550359
I would love to do more doodle board if other people are also interested! There's so many talented artnonnas here, so seeing more of their husbando art would be fun I think. I'm creatively bankrupt when it comes to board ideas, but someone else said a beach day theme which I think could be a neat idea. Maybe a wedding themed one where you dress up your husbando in wedding attire like a dress or tuxedo?

No. 550445

>>550334
3 slots left for a roster of 24!

No. 550447

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>>550334
Leon, he is used to survival situations

No. 550449

>>550447
This game is rigged.

No. 550455

>>550238
Not a usual poster in this thread, but i saw this in /meta/. Adorable threadpic, nonas! All your husbandos are very handsome and your art is lovely

No. 550460

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>>550334
I want to see if Rook Hunt can survive, he technically should.

No. 550478

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>>550336
i definitely do have common traits i gravitate towards, basically all of my husbandos have been extremely determined and i feel like thats a trait i overall respect and wish i was more like.

>>550334
>Ramattra

No. 550509

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>>550334
(Hope I'm not too late, kek.)
>Aladdin

>>550359
I would genuinely love to join these doodle boards, but I'm too shy… I hope I can work up the courage someday.

No. 550513

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>>550334
Can I squeak in with Mr. Crawling?

No. 550516

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No. 550532

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>>550334
>toji fushiguro
i already added a husbando but I figured if there are left over spots you can add him kek.

No. 550543

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I'm not sure if I'd consider Jerome Adams my husbando but his characters absolutely fascinates me. The way he's so fucked in the head and no one can tell where exactly his loyalties lay while he always gets one over on main characters is amazing. You can't tell whether he's friend or foe and there are definitely people more evil and powerful than him. We need more characters like him in fiction.

No. 550579

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>>550334
>>550400
Minos Prime

Hope I'm not too late

No. 550633

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Did a test run

No. 550639


No. 550695

>>550327
>>550331
Based nonas, awhile ago I saw some random "top ten" video about moments from MGS (I'd never played the games before) and I wasn't really paying attention to it until I noticed Otacon and I felt flustered every time he was on screen, kek. I feel very seen right now

No. 550800

>>550371
I want him to go full topless in nothing but a speedo, but knowing his source material if I got to see him like that he'd be covered up and spoil my fun.

No. 550831

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>>550371
Unbuttoned shirt. Footfagging for extra slut factor.

No. 550840

>>550371
He canonically wears a speedo topless and is so autistic that he doesn't realize why girls think he's hot.
>muh hydrodynamics

No. 551007

Nonas, I had a fucking dream about meeting Luigi Mangione, I swear I'm not even a Luigifag but I can never dream about my husbando! Goddamnit.

>>549884
>I hate when the most popular version of an husbando is the ugliest one
No, I get it. Something similar happens to my husbando. Everyone uses that still from that ugly anime adaptation and he looks like utter shit in it.

>>549906
>She doesn't even draw his hair right.
Kekk same here. What she has drawn is pure blasphemy.

>>549922
If you mean one of those yume weddings, I don't know but it's on my bucket list. Unsure if my family and friends will be invited because they probably wouldn't tolerate THAT level of yume delusion, but it'd be cool if all the guests were other yumes and brought their husbandos with them. Is your husbando Cheren? Cute pic

No. 551013

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Adjusted the cast size to 36. 7 slots remain. You can reply to this post with the next husbando submissions.

No. 551056

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>>551013
Rei Sakuma plz nonnie thank you. Back when he was a bad boi with a heart of gold.

No. 551063

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>>551013
Fuck it, I'm submitting Kars solely because he may give funny results.

No. 551073

>>551056
>Spoiler
Um, did they do something to change him? I used to play enstars before the English translation came out, I think I dropped it a year before that released, but did they character assassinate poor Rei or something?

No. 551079

has anyone ever cosplayed their husbando? i think i just want an excuse to buy and pretend i'm wearing his clothes, but i think it would be fun.

No. 551081

>>550415
Yes!! Please add rape events

No. 551092

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>>551013
Don’t judge me.
Plankton

No. 551096

>>551079
I haven't because I've never really cosplayed before, but I did recently find someone online that's selling a cardigan that he wears at one point in his series. It's like 43 dollars on AliExpress, so it's very likely some super cheap cosplay crap, but I'm kind of tempted to buy it because I want to imagine that he lets me borrow his jackets or sweaters whenever I'm cold. It just seems like a cute idea idk

>>551092
was he a childhood husbando of yours or are you still into him?

No. 551121

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>>551079
Yes and no. I don’t cosplay but I bought clothes and his shoes that are near exact to his outfit, which is pretty basic af. I went to work all winter basically a gender bent version of him.
where I work is mostly in an outdoor environment/open air business, and although our winters are pretty mild, it wasn’t weird to be bundled up from the chin down. Our uniform is just plain black clothes

No. 551131

>>551079
I haven't cosplayed him but I bought a replica of one of my husbandos jacket long ago, and I wear it around casually. It's actually very high quality and warm, and it's casual enough that you can't really tell its nerd shit unless you're in the know. Though it was honestly kind of expensive because it was from one of those more expensive retailers that sell actual legit clothing and not cosplay stuff.
It was actually one of the things I bought from my salary that I got during my first ever job, bad memories of THAT, but I’m still glad I own it.

No. 551133

>>551096
I had a different SpongeBob husbando as a child, I husbando Plankton now as an adult because I have an embarrassing micro fetish. I know it’s shameful so I don’t talk about him here, but I really want to see him in the game lol.

No. 551134

>>551133
I'm curious, do you have any strong opinions on Karen?

No. 551139

>>551092
if my husbando dies to fucking plankton im going to lose my shit

No. 551142

File: 1747090179276.png (Spoiler Image,202.52 KB, 338x450, thy-end-is-now-66a931cc83b3005…)

>>551079
I'd love too but I'll never match picrel

No. 551145

>>551092
Oh what I wouldn't PAY to see vergil and plankton in the finals

No. 551148

>>551139
In my test runs, my husbando kept dying to fucking Aladdin.

No. 551149

File: 1747090430368.jpg (54.42 KB, 517x517, Dio-Brando-jojos-bizarre-adven…)

>>551013
Please add Dio. I want to see him get wrecked by Reigen or Plankton.

No. 551153

>>551079
I'm starting to wear make-up and wear his jewelry when I have to do errands.

No. 551156

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>>551013
Adding Dazai because I know I'm not the one Dazai nonna in here.

No. 551163

>>551079
I'm planning an outfit inspired by him soon. Do it anon! I think it's so cute when yumes cosplay their husbando.

No. 551164

>>551142
Fuck that's hilarious. I love this thread.

No. 551182

File: 1747091327421.png (95.75 KB, 479x315, Screenshot 2025-05-12 170817.p…)

huh

No. 551212

>>551079
I want to cosplay two of my husbandos, and a female version of two others (with minimal differences from the original), but for my most beloved, I'd only wear their coat/robe, as if they had lent them to me, while wearing my own matching clothes with style ♥ and also because doing a full cosplay of them would be embarrassing (they are watching from inside my head).
Doubt it'll happen though. I'm poor and never learned to sew, sadly.

No. 551228

File: 1747093022888.mp4 (4.65 MB, 720x720, ssstwitter.com_1747091546448.m…)

>>551079
i don't have the skills and his proportions are almost impossible to make look good on human anatomy anyway… i do like this cosplayer, really impressive. i'm planning on making a bracelet inspired by him though!

>>551133
i personally love seeing 'unconventional' husbandos posted here, don't feel ashamed nonna

No. 551234

File: 1747093229097.jpg (29.47 KB, 500x382, 83865d64a3ee53e284c715af587481…)

>>551182
My sides

No. 551237

File: 1747093292565.jpg (720.69 KB, 1080x1080, Web_Photo_Editor.jpg)

>>551079
I am not really sure what he even wears. But olive utility jackets were my favorite before I meet him so I just will keep wearing those. I need to find green. I'd try to not incorporate too much olive colored items lol
If I ever decide to cut my hair short I would try his.

No. 551251

>>551081
Stakes getting higher

No. 551266

I remembered I already run hunger games with my hasu I was pleasantly surprised he stick to the guy I shipped him they did care about each other until they got into some fight and one pushed other into acid rain. I can't find these caps I hope I did not deleted them.

No. 551268

>>551237
Snuffkin?

No. 551282

>>550415
this is pure personal bias but I'd love some wholesome events like using a hot spring together. I'd also like crazy ones like >>551081 suggested but not sure if every nonna would consent to their husbandos being defiled.

No. 551284

>>551182
RIP KING

No. 551285

>>550415
I suggest

negatives:
>lumbago
>pneumonia
>salmonela
>snake bites
>death by 1001 mosquitoes
>tries to sleep on ground but ass bounces him back up
>drowned in a puddle
>trips and falls
>burnt food
>forming a cult?
>swept by wind
>does not befriend wolves, gets mauled

positives
>recieves love letters from sponsor
>recieves clothes from sponsor
>frolicking
>tries to befriend
>high on mushrooms
>washes ass
>swimming
>stargazing
>befriends wolves, runs in the forest with them
>fights bear, wins/loses

neutral:
>paint's themselves in blood
>mud camo paint
>disguising as fauna
>intimidate
>befriend
>paranoia

No. 551287

>>551268
No, if he was I'd pick long skirts and coats

No. 551290

File: 1747095330490.png (88.03 KB, 849x298, LOL.png)

>>551182
Everything I get from Plankton is gold.

No. 551291

>>551282
Second AYRT and yeah, I want both cute and stupid/horny events. I'd normally hate hurting my husbando or him being fucked in the ass, but wouldn't mind seeing him get raped in a Hunger Games if it's just pure stupid fun. Though other nonnies might disagree.

>>551285
>recieves love letters from sponsor
>recieves clothes from sponsor
>tries to befriend
Omg these are so cute
>washes ass
>tries to sleep on ground but ass bounces him back up
KEK

No. 551299

>>551285
>paint's themselves in blood
>mud camo paint
If he does these it would be massive OOC but who knows if ever overcome his germophobia to save his life
Also I don't mind him being raped. Just not by plankton.

No. 551300

Give me two more husbandos and I’ll start this shitpost sim.

No. 551304

>>551081
I'd hate to see my man defiling/ being sodomised by others. But for the sake of stupid detached fun, and bc I care for vergil nona, it's an ok for me.

>>550415
>talks to self
>voice cracks
>play card games
>have philosofical discussions
>recieves fanart from sponsor
>jerkoff cyrcle

No. 551306

File: 1747096077168.jpg (177.32 KB, 2048x2047, media_GlCxxpebQAEjnE8.jpg)

>>551300
Fuck it we autism

No. 551309

>>551304
YES YOU GET IT NONA! I need voice cracks so much it's so him https://jmp.sh/s/1LmJRpcPJuX1Szbmx2uU

No. 551311

File: 1747096304916.png (484.93 KB, 885x1080, ddl3emi-8ef24c5c-4200-4a2a-920…)

>>551300
In honor of Alastor nona who I haven't seen in the thread yet

No. 551312

>>551306
What’s his name?

No. 551313

>>551312
Jyushimatsu, sorry

No. 551314

>>551081
I personally don't like the idea of husbando on husbando rape, but if it's done by some random unidentified entity like a monster or whatever then I wouldn't mind rape events kek. But that's just me ofc

No. 551316

>>551291
maybe we could have a more chaotic game for those of us that want it to get as horrific as possible? this one can still be a bit raunchy.

No. 551317

>>551314
Husbando on husbando would turn it more into a yaoi simulator, maybe just have rabid wild nonnies attacking them instead?

No. 551318

By the time I wake up, I better have drawing material from these hungry games.

No. 551320

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>>551316
If nonas want to write up random events, I can run a yaoi version of the husbando games. Here's the syntax for the simulator I'd be using. (Not the OP who proposed the games btw).

No. 551323

>>551320
And here are some example events:
>%0 runs away from the Cornucopia.
>%0, %1, %2, %3, and %4 track down and kill %5.
>%0, %1, and %2 unsuccessfully ambush %3, %4, and %5, who kill them instead.

No. 551331

>>551314
>>551316
>>551317
References could be cool, anybody have funny ways to die into their husbando's source material?

No. 551338

>>551317
This is what I was thinking!

No. 551341

File: 1747098054191.png (2.1 MB, 1276x6658, Reckoning and bloodbath.png)

The Reckoning and Bloodbath have begun.
Next, day and night 1.

No. 551342

>>551341
*reaping, oops.
I never read/watched hunger games.

No. 551347

>>551341
It's 3 am here but I'm staying up to watch this shit live baby!

No. 551348

>>551341
>2 Arthurs on the same team
>Living Laser is a team player
>Living Laser is in the first round
You go boy, I'm so proud of him. ♥
Ps. I don't get how this game works either lmao. But it seems fun.

No. 551350

>>551341
KEK LEON

No. 551354

>>551341
LEON IS ALREADY WINNING?!

No. 551359

>>551341
Aumtzi left his OP teammates, what a fool

No. 551361

File: 1747098590817.gif (Spoiler Image,6.19 MB, 540x350, whyishearching.gif)

>>551341
I hope this is recreated, kek. also I'm hedging all my bets on Leon and Plankton.

No. 551366

>>551361
This gif is mesmerising.

No. 551367

What's the timing between rounds so I could walk my trash out?

No. 551371

File: 1747098914441.jpg (72.72 KB, 1040x536, DIE.JPG)

>>551341
nonnies im gonna cry my browser crashed saving the images and all my custom data was lost.
Gonna start over please understand. It might take a while.

No. 551374

>>551371
Damn lmao, that's some bad luck.

No. 551380

>>551371
oh dear, i'm sorry this happened to you, nona

No. 551383

>>551331
Should have downloaded more RAM…
Let's just pretend the moment the Husbando games started a giant meteor killed them all like dinosaurs

No. 551385

>>551383
Damn how do I reply to the wrong post >>551371

No. 551390

File: 1747099304641.png (61.68 KB, 338x367, aumtzi_nomask_malicious_head.p…)

>>551383
Damn these planet destructive sgrub games

No. 551400

>>551383
im kicking my bf off of his work pc and told him I have important business to attend to

No. 551411

File: 1747099889803.jpg (201.52 KB, 736x1058, RIP.jpg)

>>551371
it's ok nonna we'll wait at least a couple of eons for you and our husbandos to come back to us.
>>551383
yeah wondering if it was a RAM issue too.
>>551400
unbelievably based takeover.

No. 551428

>>551361
Kek neither of them are my husbandos and I was literally thinking the same thing.

No. 551441

>>551371
Bruh, LL died for the 3rd time? This guy never catches a break. Truly the Living Loser.

No. 551444

File: 1747101223999.png (50.72 KB, 732x410, Screenshot 2025-05-12 at 19-50…)

Now's the perfect time to submit some custom events with this as a guide! Sorry for the reposts, I realized it was a different simulator

>>551341
>Kars, Dio and Plankton in the same group
>Leon finds an itabag full of explosives
I'm kekking my ass off

No. 551448

>>551444
Custom events meaning general or only suited to certain characters?
>Aumtzi cries after getting hit by Player#

No. 551451

>>551448
They're general, sadly I don't think you can customize each character's events with this simulator. It'd be so fun if that were possible, as well as giving them stats to affect their odds of doing certain things, but that'd probably be too complex.

Here's a couple of examples:
>(Player1) stubs his toe.
>(Player1) cries after getting hit by (Player2).

No. 551455

>>551444
>Mahito smothers [player] with his bare feet
>Leon digs a sniper trench with his own cleft chin
>Dazai tries to kill himself and fails
>Toji sets up a betting table, bets on [player]
>reigen uses cheeseburger tornado on [player]

No. 551458

>>551451
Ah well never what I just posted kek.

No. 551460

>>551458
I think your suggestion would still be funny for any character kek

No. 551461

>>551444
>(player#1) is disintegrated into oblivion.
>(player#1) is resurrected
>(player#1) is used up as an energy source and killed off, again.

No. 551467

>>551444
>x got eaten by the great rabbit horde
>x went mad from miasma and tries to kill their friend y
>x was engulfed by the fog and erased

No. 551477

>[player 1] eats something weird and starts to hallucinate
>[player 1] recruits wild raccoons into a small army
>[player 1] strips naked and covers himself in mud for camouflage
>[player 1] sees [player 2] and makes bear noises to scare him off
>[player 1] forces [player 2] to build a hideout
>[player 1] drinks from a stream, dies of dysentery.
>[player 1] force feeds [player 2] a handful of bees.
>[player 1] tries to make a camp fire, sets himself on fire.
>[player 1] starts to work out because it’s never a bad time to stay in shape. Sprains his ankle.

No. 551484

Night event
>(Player1) gets horny and masturbates thinking about his wife.
Sorry I'm ovulating

No. 551485

>>551451
…my mind is evil, I'm afraid. here's some of the ones I came up with:
>(Player1) stumbles upon (Player2) and (Player3) spooning one another passionately under the moonlight. He contemplates joining them, but ends up crying himself to sleep all alone.
>away from the chaos, (Player1) and (Player2) bathe together in a hot spring and discover parts of one another they'll never forget.
>(Player1) accidentally smacks (Player2) with his shlong, somehow fatally injuring him.
>>551455
damn, I'd be so jealous of anyone that is smothered to death by Mahito.

No. 551486

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>>551477
I want
>[player 1] force feeds [player 2] a handful of bees.
to turn into just
>[player 1] force feeds [player 2]
'cause it's too cute and kinky

No. 551488

>>551477
>[player 1] sees [player 2] and makes bear noises to scare him off
I love this one

No. 551491

>>551485
>>away from the chaos, (Player1) and (Player2) bathe together in a hot spring and discover parts of one another they'll never forget.
KEK it has everything

No. 551492

>player 1 seduces player 2 into giving them their resources, sneaks away
Manwhore manipulation

No. 551493

>>551485
and no I don't understand the logistics of death-by-shlong but half of this cast are wusses and the other half are superhuman so…

No. 551498

>>551485
>(Player1) accidentally smacks (Player2) with his shlong, somehow fatally injuring him.
kek i like this one. maybe you could also have two characters having a cock fight to the death? something like:
>(Player1) challenges (Player2) to a sword fight using their dicks. (Player?) ultimately perishes from the intense battle, while (Player?) is victorious.
and yea don't ask how the logistics of it works just go with it kek

No. 551502

>[player 1] makes fun of [player 2]’s looks and he becomes depressed.
>[player 1] hears rustling in the woods. It’s [player 2] and he’s jerking off into a sock.
>[player 1] bullies [player 2] into giving him all his food, but he only has saltines.
>[player 1] dreams about Nona. Wakes up with a boner.
>[player 1] ties [player 2] to a tree after stripping him naked and beats him with a belt.

No. 551515

>>551502
For extra autism all the events related to "nona" could be written as (Player1)nona.

>(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) get in a slapfight about whether (Player1)nona, (Player2)nona or (Player3)nona is better.

No. 551553

>>551079
I used to do it with a sisterwife friend. We would cringe roleplay and half seduce each other with it.

No. 551566

File: 1747107585130.jpg (58.16 KB, 720x720, showantell.jpg)

>>551485
>(Player1) discovers a rather innocuous looking magazine, only with horror to discover a full page spread of (Player2) in a skimpy bunny costume, ass out and gleaming. How dare he assault his senses like this! He vows to get vengeance on that whore.
>(Player1) suplexes (Player2), but to (Player1)'s surprise his opponent passes out with a nosebleed. (Player1) pities him so much that he lets him live…only to discover he died from blood loss.
>(Player1) moons (Player2), distracting him so that (Player3) can sneak up and slit his throat.
goddamn it I keep making them perverts. think I'm making the events too long too but I like when they're convoluted.
>>551498
that's juicy too. wonder if there's an event limit.

No. 551578

Maybe there should be an announcement post when the tournament will be held

No. 551581

>>551553
I miss times like these.

No. 551583

>>551578
Isn't there two different ones? I expected the non-yaoi one to be run tonight though I'm no longer sure.

No. 551674

>>551341
Proud of my boy Leon. You know he would have won if the game wasn't nuked.
>the sexy event suggestions
I keep imageing these with Plankton kek

No. 551746

File: 1747128104981.jpg (1016.68 KB, 1394x7019, Preshow.jpg)

>>550334
After some technical difficulties, the first round of Husbando Hunger Games begins.

No. 551748

File: 1747128255442.png (280.74 KB, 578x394, LOVE AND DEEPSPACE EVERYONE.pn…)

>>551746
Poetry…

No. 551749

File: 1747128642487.jpg (1.14 MB, 1392x10054, Day1.jpg)

>>551746
The husbandos seem to be getting along well, but unfortunately a horde of fangirls adds chaos to the mix…

No. 551750

>>551746
kek ogata…

No. 551751

File: 1747128849055.jpg (594.67 KB, 1392x6268, Day1-2.jpg)

>>551749
The death toll the rabid fangirls racked up is severe. Many great husbandos lost.

No. 551752

>>551746
>Zayne snaps Sylus's neck
HOLY SHIT kek

No. 551753

>>551749
>Mr Crawling chooses now, of all times, to try standing and walking around
His nonnie needs to beat some sense into him.

No. 551754

>>551749
Dante teaching Werehog to be sigma is so cute, LL is a bully and Maxie ferociously keeping himself for nonnie
I love simulators

No. 551755

File: 1747129165024.jpg (771.14 KB, 1390x6767, Day2.jpg)

>>551751
The husbando arena seems to have an insect problem.

No. 551756

File: 1747129523771.jpg (605.33 KB, 1384x4950, Day3.jpg)

>>551755
Tensions rise as the crowd begins to thin.

No. 551757

>>551756

good question vergil

No. 551758

File: 1747129735611.png (525 KB, 758x948, Re_Zero-Vol.6 Ch.24.1 - Lovelo…)

>>551749
>Subaru succumbed to the stench
Fits in canon lmao

No. 551759

File: 1747129806409.jpg (813.35 KB, 1383x7319, Day4.jpg)

>>551756
A mysterious substance has been unleashed in the arena!

No. 551760

>>551756
Vergil is miserable in this game

No. 551761

>>551759
>Husbando has fallen
Vergil please win this

No. 551762

File: 1747130162109.jpg (791.77 KB, 1375x2601, Deaths so far.jpg)

>>551759
A summary of events so far.

No. 551763

File: 1747130332253.jpg (426.11 KB, 1377x4123, Day5.jpg)

>>551762
The husbandos are offered some relief as Lolcor HQ is restocked. It seems like none took the offer.

No. 551764

File: 1747130515039.jpg (195.11 KB, 1398x1933, Day6.jpg)

>>551763
A relatively peaceful day in the arena.

No. 551765

>>551764
Noo Vergil don't trust him

No. 551766

File: 1747130630891.jpg (180.25 KB, 1397x2245, Day7.jpg)

>>551764
It’s coming down to the wire, a freak accident takes out one more husbando.

No. 551767

File: 1747130730403.jpg (138.92 KB, 1383x1437, Day8.jpg)

>>551766
It’s getting a little gay in the arena as the husbandos spend their 8th day without their nonnies.

No. 551768

insane how vergil is still up

No. 551770

>>551766
Pampered imperial prince effortlessly wins the battle royal by doing nothing

No. 551771

File: 1747130892849.jpg (127.02 KB, 1383x1655, Day9.jpg)

>>551767
There can only be one left standing…

No. 551773

>>551771
vergil…

No. 551774

>Jinshi prayed for his nonnie to curse the others

No. 551775

File: 1747131206637.jpg (1 MB, 1387x5038, Results.jpg)

>>551771
And the winner is… Jinshi! His good health practices and unwavering dedication to his nonnie up to the very end has proven himself to be the no.1 husbando.
Jinshi takes his crown in honor of Rook Hunt, the first winner of the Husbando Hunger Games, before it crashed.

No. 551776

Hostnona, you're so carefully customized this sim this is so good ♥

No. 551777

>>551749
>Dante teachest Werehog how to feel, from sigma to sigma
>Joshua catches Piccolo practicing techniques to please his nonnie once he returns home, Piccolo leaves him to his own devices
>Dio dons warpaint, but is sad that no other husbando is around to be intimidated by it
>Aumtzi and Aladdin play a game of checkers with rocks and twigs, neither can figure out the rules and give up
>Jinshi hears men moaning in the distance, decides not to investigate
>Zayne accidentally wipes himself with poison ivy, Rei and Ogata laugh at his expense
My fucking sides, amazing job nonna
>Maxie and Arthur doing everything they can to avoid being defiled because they are loyal to their wives
This is so wholesome and cute, I don't even care that he died.

No. 551778

>>551775
>Akihiko and Gojo tying up for kills
Why are they so bloodthirsty…

No. 551779

>>551771
>>551773
I’m fucking cracking up SOMEONE GET VERGIL HIS PAPPIE HE CAN’T BREATHE

No. 551780

File: 1747131509533.png (142.78 KB, 694x178, hot.png)

>>551755
Completely understandable

No. 551782

Cannot believe Alastor killed Mr. Crawling. The former deserved to get sliced open

No. 551786

It was fine, I expected less nonnie mentions and more interactions with environment and other husband's. More silly stuff.
Might draw some scenes, sorry if I miss characterise I'm not familiar with all.

No. 551787

File: 1747133213644.png (89.81 KB, 365x178, very on-brando.png)

kek I love how they were all paranoid about Goku showing up

>>551756
>Vergil sleeps naked
>he then wonders why so many others are naked
Hypocrite slut
>Minos Prime and Mr. Crawling jealous of their nonnies' previous husbandos
Awww
>>551759
The hallucination events are literally perfect. I feel so bad for Leon though, such a tragic death…
>>551775
I agree with the other anon, the way you customized it was really good. I just wish more nonnas were awake to experience it in real time.

No. 551789

>>551786
>Might draw some scenes, sorry if I miss characterise I'm not familiar with all.
I'm curious which ones? I'm sketching Aumtzi and Aladdin playing game together

No. 551790

>>551771
>>551775
Lmao Oggie… thanks a lot! Sorry for vergilfags that their man died like that. Vergil anons are some of my favorite ones, I enjoy lurking and listening to them talk about dmc.

No. 551791

>>551775
I loved the nonnie mentions! It feels like an actual Hunger Games situation where we all were the sponsors watching the game go on from the outside. Really well written sub

No. 551792

>>551776
Thank you, I rushed to finish it before I got too tired, and I’ll be sleeping soon. I want to add more, I’ll post the gen link in the thread after I do. Then hopefully other nonnies can customize it and play around with it however they want.
>>551786
I’ll add more of these. There is no continuity between events other than character deaths, so I tried to avoid being too descriptive with the scenes, but I don’t think it matters. I also want to add more creative kills and less SDs i felt a little guilty for making them kill each other but I shouldn’t be lol

No. 551793

File: 1747133883314.jpg (43.37 KB, 621x210, Screenshot_20250513-135512_Chr…)

Don't know much about Gojo, just that he's really op. I'm glad Minos died in battle instead of something lame like in my test run.

No. 551794

File: 1747133926064.jpg (61.99 KB, 486x540, scowl.JPG)

>>551775
Always second place. This is unfortunately canon.

No. 551795

File: 1747134405544.jpg (45.16 KB, 700x700, CVVcm_OK0dW-png__700-65ef0027c…)

Just woke up and there's no better way to start the day than to laugh my ass off at the husbando hunger games, kek. You did a great job with the events hostnonna thank you very much. The frequent Goku paranoia was my favorite part kekk

No. 551797

>>551759
Damn, Leon was killed because he loves me so much. Sad and flattering

No. 551800

File: 1747136608315.png (18.34 KB, 220x148, verg.png)

If it helps Vergilnonnas feel better, he won in my own test run. He also befriended my husbando who came in second.

No. 551801

>>551800
That facial expression makes everything that happens to him even funnier

No. 551804

File: 1747140248105.png (765.62 KB, 1024x569, 154085135438122011_.png)

>>551775
JINSHI MY LOVE!!! I'm so happy he made it to the end!!

No. 551806

>>551749
Living Loser nooo you're supposed to be a good guy now, don't embarass me in front of my nonnies. Your mom was right about you all along.
>>551751
He died again. Deserved. Probably picked on a husbando way too strong for him to take out.
>>551755
>Ramattra constructs a shrine to his nonnie
That's so adorable.
>>551755
>Ramattra receives a blanket with his nonnie's smell from his nonnie
He's the luckiets husband thus far, I'm rooting for him.
>>551756
Fudanshi Akihiko. RIP Minos.
>>551759
Ramattra stay winning.
>>551762
>LL got sacrificed to fangirls
At least he's famous like he always wanted to be.
>>551764
Nooo Ramattra died. RIP king.

No. 551807

If someone draws anything from the hunger games, I'd love to see LL bullying other husbandos. That just seems so funny and sort of in character back when he was a bad guy. Now which husbandos would he be bullying? Probably the strongest ones so he can prove himself.
PS. He's like 190 cm tall so keep that in mind while drawing him standing next to other husbandos.

No. 551808

>>551775
Oh shit! Rook actually won at first?! This is pretty cool, kek! It's really sad he died because he tripped on his own gigantic schlong.

No. 551809

If you nonnies want to post your own scenarios, I'll add them to the pile.
>format uses (Player1), (Player2) etc.

No. 551812

>gojo picks berries
>gojo picks flowers
Definitely on brand for him to fuck off and take nothing seriously while everyone else dies kek. Those flowers better be for me.

No. 551813

File: 1747144559088.jpg (173.76 KB, 1476x1223, wraps him up like a burrito.jp…)

the custom events were so good! hilarious to see husbandos struggling with intrusive yaoism and goku paranoia kek. thank you for hosting nonna ♥
>>551755
>Ramattra constructs a shrine to his nonnie
now we match, both having shrines dedicated to each other. it's so romantic i'm going to cry
>Ramattra receives a blanket with his nonnie's smell from his nonnie
picrel is real. i feel so happy with him getting cute events like these
>>551804
congrats!
>>551806
thank you for rooting for him!
i need to start practicing on how to draw better, there were so many funny situations and the variety of different kinds of husbandos just makes it better

No. 551814

>>551751
>does fuck all besides picks berries
>dies to pussysmell anyway
Holy kek
>>551763
>Dio throws a knife to Plankton's Chest
It's just like MUGEN

No. 551815

File: 1747145088475.jpeg (960.42 KB, 1290x1285, IMG_2443.jpeg)

>>551775
>places 1st for kills
He picked me flowers and found the time to be the most murderous. I love him.

No. 551818

>>551411
This pic is so pretty

No. 551819

>>551775
Jinshi ended up winning 3/10 of my test games. I request that he be nerfed by his nona for being naughty. Rook Hunt won 2 games, and the rest were single winners.

No. 551821

Kek, thank you for hosting nonna, your custom events were amazing, I love all the goofy shit like tripping over their dicks and being afraid of Goku.
I loved Joshua putting on warpaint and then getting disappointed there's no one to intimidate and singing anime ops.
>>551809
>(Player1) hallucinates Goku and kills himself
>(Player1) shit talks (Player2)'s nonnie as bait, (Player2) doesn't take it.
>(Player1) gets fatally wounded but manages to hold onto life by thinking of nonnie.

No. 551822

>>551813
Good luck on your art journey and don't forget to have fun!

No. 551840

File: 1747152032960.png (831.52 KB, 1268x3192, Goku.png)

>>551787
>>551795
>>551813
>>551821
I was wondering what to add as a new arena event but the answer was right here all along.

No. 551844

>>551840
Wow, Vergil, Dante and Kars not seen as viable threats? They must be so offended, or amused.

No. 551846

>>551840
>goku falling for Reigen’s charms
>vergil dismissed as a non threat
I kek’d

No. 551847

>>551840
He spares Reigen out of all the possible options, kek.

No. 551848

>>551847
He has potential as a fighter.

No. 551849

>>551840
Kars might be one of the few husbandos on this roster that have a chance against Goku but he spares him keeeeekkk
>real recognizes real

No. 551853

File: 1747154167082.png (13.03 MB, 2048x4096, Reigen's special techniques.pn…)

>>551848
Indeed

No. 551855

File: 1747154402403.png (147.09 KB, 450x393, no homo.png)

how many times until it’s homo??

No. 551858

>>551855
Husbando equivalent of holding hands and singing Kumbaya

No. 551860

>>551855
I think Dante needs to just confess at this point. Who’s he trying to convince?

No. 551864

>>551789
Please show it, Nonnie!! I want to see art of Aladdin interacting with other husbandos!

>>551840
kek, so Goku saw Aladdin as a threat? I guess he also secretly has potential.

No. 551867

>>551855
>Dante: No homo, just bi.
He and mr Crawling would actually be hot together. I ship it.

No. 551868

>>551840
I love that Goku is this immortal arbiter of retribution, smiting those he find unworthy and dishonorable.

No. 551870

>>551868
It’s not far from canon when you think about it.

No. 551881

File: 1747163013749.jpeg (366.58 KB, 1924x2048, IMG_1099.jpeg)

>>550441
Alright but i'm taking toxic amounts of psychic damage

No. 551883

It’s getting really bad again. This spergry is getting out of hand. I’m looking through saved pics of him and my heart is going crazy. I’m seriously considering joining a discord server for self shippers of all fucking things. This is terrible. How can I love a bunch of pixels so much? But I do unfortunately. I love his wide smile and his endless energy. I’d love to hold him close and listen to him ramble on about whatever came to his head. I’d love to ruffle his hair and kiss his face all over. His nose looks very kissable.

No. 551884

File: 1747163453745.jpg (357.81 KB, 1109x1104, 12624686085704072.jpg)

>>551881
He's such a cute edgelord, but he has to either have the white hair from the playing card design or he has to keep the dog hat on during sex. Because hatless Vulpes in-game kinda looks like young Adam Sandler. I still love him despite that though ♥

No. 551886

File: 1747163925913.jpg (376.74 KB, 4320x1004, 1000165510.jpg)

>>551840
Oh fuck, at least they tried, I unironically want to see this fusion.

No. 552027

File: 1747174907077.jpg (8.97 KB, 275x266, 1711445756053.jpg)


No. 552029

>>551840
Kek I love Goku acting as a benevolent but threatening all-powerful god.
>Gojo and Minos Prime picking Maxie as their third teammate
Seriously, guys? Unless he brought his pokémon, might as well team up with Plankton.

No. 552031

>>551787
This should be the new image for the new thread when this one reach the 1200 replies.

No. 552117

File: 1747178037917.png (164.49 KB, 942x398, Screenshot 2025-05-13 at 4.12.…)

>>551755
It was me

No. 552219

>>552029
shuld've sent him some

No. 552273

File: 1747182127111.png (320.95 KB, 1141x335, Screenshot 2025-05-12 171004.p…)

As a crawling fag, he dies in every fucking husbando game I've run with zero kills. He is too pure for this world…
>picrel is a screencap I thought was funny

No. 552431

I want to chase him down and rape him.

No. 552447

File: 1747185954756.jpg (148.29 KB, 524x671, 8f4a83778e0df13887c5291c69ef1b…)

ughh i didnt check the thread yesterday so i couldnt ask for emmet to be added… sad

No. 552548

File: 1747189319124.jpg (137.47 KB, 707x1000, GbOEFFIakAENCvs.jpg)

>>552447
built to be kidnapped by Nonnie and never to be seen again

No. 552553

File: 1747190112083.gif (455.99 KB, 220x220, jiminoreo.gif)

I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN MY HUSBANDO'S TIDDIES SO BAD AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

No. 552554

>>552553
Suck on 'em.

No. 552564

File: 1747191830539.webp (590.36 KB, 736x1084, penis bit off by penis gnomes.…)

If he wasn't a foot taller than me and I wasn't an incredibly weak shite, I would love to bridal carry my husbando like some badass warrior saving my beautiful prince. He would be all weak and beautifully frail (also his clothes would be all tattered and falling apart because he was kidnapped and beaten or some shit idk) while I'm like super valiant and strong, and because I'm his hero he loves me forever and wants to marry me

No. 552567


No. 552571

File: 1747193241276.webp (18.27 KB, 248x592, Gq4OUZQXMAAaWeS.webp)

He is made for sex.

No. 552572

Is it bad to fixate on husbando's buxoms after someone mentioned they look like female tits? My perception of his body scarred forever. I wanna suck his fatty tits (he is skinnyfat).

No. 552573

File: 1747193436022.png (Spoiler Image,301.14 KB, 386x511, im yooom3.PNG)

posting my art from the doodle board because the lineart layer was wiped for a naughty word. ;_;

No. 552574

>>552571
the mayo was always a metaphor

No. 552578

File: 1747193799290.jpg (69.68 KB, 682x1024, 939e4848399f024f6a056b6c2fb8cd…)

>>552564
Literally same. I want save him and carry him like a princess and I am his princess charming. I barely can lift 5kg dumbbells but I feel less fatigue with every week.

No. 552582

>>552573
So sweet!

No. 552583

File: 1747194169928.png (345.52 KB, 359x600, disappointed.png)

>MFW My husbando merch arrived sooner than expected
>MFW Custom might want me to pay for it.

No. 552585

>>552574
Finally, someone who gets it!

No. 552586

>>552564
You can do it. I picture my 151 cm self-insert bridal carry my 190 cm husband all the time because it's funny.

No. 552592

>>552573
this style is awesome. are you the one that made the shirt? you're so fucking cool, nona

No. 552595

>>552574
Nona, you've given me the mental image of Hijikata going down and eating pussy like starved man, juices staining his chin as he peers up with those sharp eyes of his. Thank you.

No. 552596

File: 1747195944557.png (18.3 MB, 9000x4800, Husbando easter doodle board F…)

Nonas, I asked mods to change the OP pic >>>/ot/93495 but it doesn't look like they'll do it. (Or maybe they're just busy? They've changed OP images at anon's request before)
For context, see >>550281
Since they haven't replied in 2 days, I'm posting the correct version now, just in case.

I'm sincerely sorry to the nonny whose art I left out by mistake, it's no wonder the OP pic felt incomplete when I exported it.

>>552573
>the lineart layer was wiped for a naughty word.
WHAT that's so sad, I didn't know you could get banned from Magma just for saying "fucking". Too bad, it's an amazing doodle!

No. 552597

Good thing I decided not to nominate my guys for the Hunger Games, they shall stay pure.

No. 552603

File: 1747197546376.png (225.54 KB, 897x660, 1442818246062.png)

>>552596
Practicing drawing right now because I want to draw my husbando with everyone…

No. 552606

File: 1747198270412.png (Spoiler Image,767.46 KB, 719x959, nomnom.PNG)

>>552592
yes! tysm kek

picrel is for my sisterwife itt

No. 552613

Absolutely seething that most of my husbando's NSFW fanart is just him involved in gay shit

No. 552618

What does it mean if my husbando gets futa on male?

No. 552635

File: 1747203924315.jpeg (399.17 KB, 860x792, IMG_5440.jpeg)

Not sure what the context behind it is other than the fact it’s a massive spoiler and I just finished the first game but anyway, still wanna fuck Otacon. I love the thought of him getting to fuck me and he’s so excited his boxers are stained with precum and he cums inside me near instantly. He’s one of the male characters I’d enjoy dating irl which also helps. I feel like a total degenerate for saying this but I want to sit on his face and place my thighs in between his head in zettai ryouki

No. 552637

First time listening to titular song and thought voice I heard somewhere looked at the song link and its the guy who voices him, he has a nice voice.
And lyrics even mention him, so it looks like it's the song from his pov…
"She's facing a troll of green
Who works behind the scenes unseen
And it's a race against the clock
To stop his schemes
But when his face was on the screens
That young troll with the blood of green
To pick between herself and him
Was not forseen
But when you got the call
And you knew that was all
Where she stood there lay nothing"

Weirdly romantic…

No. 552646

>>552637
Ah no, it's another guy, VA made the song but did not performed(?)

No. 552653

>>552613
Be the change you want to see, nona.

No. 552656

>>552573
How unfair, great sketch nona!

No. 552664

>>552613
Same. I don't want to see him get assfucked by his friend anymore

No. 552667

I am thinking about husbando getting assfucked because I realized MC probably has cock. No matter how I perceive it still looks heteronormative.

No. 552668

File: 1747218080702.jpg (154.65 KB, 1199x689, creighton_Ft70yiAaQAEkDLp.jpg)

>>550246
holy shit a creighton nonny!!! would would you do if you ran into him stuck in a trap (again)…

No. 552750

i started breaking down and stress crying earlier today because i'm a loser, but then i thought of my husbando being there for me no matter what and it made me feel all better.
kinda silly of me to do, but hey if it works it works ig

No. 552762

File: 1747236898464.png (567.52 KB, 1280x960, under_those_pits.png)

>art of him getting fucked by his brother
>art of him getting fucked by his son
>art of him getting fucked by his post-wall demon wurstie kidnapper
>erotic solo content is either hyper muscle bara of his demon transformation or uncanny 3d models with Schrödinger’s genitalia.
>self insert yume is almost never depicted raping him despite her obviously being a rapist in canon

At this point, hunting down content that suits my needs is more trouble than it’s worth, so I just masturbate to the source material. If my ancestors did it, I can do it too.
Look at this frame. I touched my pussy while looking at it, and many others like it.

No. 552774

>>552762
I'm a Dante fan but I feel you sis. Too much incest fanart for DMC, too little rapist yume fanart.
At least you got clips of his nasal voice to masturbate too. Dante's battle sounds are too retarded kek unless he does erotic game over moaning.

No. 552799

File: 1747240449045.png (4.11 MB, 1170x1747, Yummy.png)

You will never get to lick his chiseled body to feel every single muscle with your tongue.
Why live?

No. 552851

>>552762
Someone on /v/ posted his or her art of Nero's mom and Vergil fucking but I don't know if anyone saved the picture. They're from 2019 or early 2020.

No. 552886

>>552799
He really looks Australian here. Idk how to explain it, he just does. he sort of reminds me of Layne Staley for some reason.

No. 552891

>>552799
He really needs to get that mole checked, it's almost as big as his nipple.

No. 552899

>>552851
A decent amount of Neromom x Vergil content exists. Some of it is good, but a lot I can’t vibe with. I don’t like seeing her vying, coddling, or deferent, ie submissive. Vergil is not the kind of man you give credit to, not unless he is putting in the effort to prove himself. Correctly. It is like watching a dog being trained wrong on purpose. Possibly worse, since it makes me dislike him, at least in that instance. You ain’t allat Vergil… your ass needs spanking and Capcom has spent the last 20 years making sure we all know it.

No. 553018

File: 1747249102859.jpg (32.79 KB, 356x529, mfw mishima.JPG)

>be me
>watch minecraft movie
>"this character is kinda cute and goofy hehe OwO"
>he later gets martyred on a bridge doesnt actually die, as is later revealed

why do my husbandos always die tragic deaths immediately after i begin to like them? am i cursed?

No. 553040

File: 1747249823085.jpg (220.61 KB, 1080x1080, despair.jpg)

>mfw I have a dream about having hot and possessive sex with my husbando
>suddenly the anime cast pulls up to beat him up for being "too rough" with me

Why did they ruin it for me…

No. 553101

>>552564
Same, but also WHAT IS THAT IMAGE TITLE

No. 553209

File: 1747255062918.gif (301.5 KB, 220x124, IMG_2466.gif)

>>553018
Almost every husbando or crush I’ve had, has died. Like dead ded. No magic revival. I’m used to it kek

No. 553269

File: 1747257206691.jpg (65.03 KB, 850x436, __zenos_yae_galvus_final_fanta…)

I got some artwork done of this fag and my wol and I keep pulling it up on my phone in between my patients for today. I'm having a shit day at work but seeing his face makes it a little bit better, I love him so much.

No. 553343

>>552891
Considering he’s Australian it’s probably skin cancer kek.

No. 553423

I had the wildest idea out of nowhere: me as Christine, Husbando #1 as Raul, Husbando #2 as the Phantom of The Opera. Can't wait for Halloween to make this a thing.

No. 553427

>>553423
We have 5 months until October but I bet if we had a doodle board for it, it's going to be very fun.

No. 553430

I unironically and wholeheartedly want the jojos to gangbang me raw

No. 553443

>>553427
My ass can't draw but I'd love to see anons art by then!
>>553430
Understandable and based actually. Even better, solo rape their gang yourself.

No. 553514

>>553040
>beat him up for being "too rough" with me
I understand your despair but that's kinda hot too, so…

No. 553617

File: 1747274736898.gif (628.29 KB, 400x400, 1747182168486101.gif)

>>552583
>MFW My husbando paid the customs.
Cannot wait to have it in my hands now.

No. 553621

>>553423
This is such a good idea.

No. 553660

I want to put vibrator for his penis so I would enjoy pleasuring him without joining myself.

No. 553663

>>553427
>>553423
How many mummies there would be

No. 553665

>>550334
>Additional sims such as Walking Dead, Hell’s Kitchen, and Real Housewives can also be done if all goes well.
I have no idea about these sims, hostnona(s) is there possible to host one in this weekend?

No. 553667

>>553663
Nona, don't give me a mummy kink please I

No. 553668

>>553665
Predictions for Hell's Kitchen:
>Mr. Crawling sets himself on fire
>Reigen presents a dish to Gordon Ramsey, mistakes salt for sugar
>Leon somehow wins with dish made up only of various colored herbs
>Goku kills all involved without mercy

No. 553671

File: 1747277814249.jpeg (104.57 KB, 702x988, IMG_3690.jpeg)

>>553667
It’s basically naked people wrapped in paper cloth with less organs, I tried draw mine but my skills are ass
Literally the most lewd monsters design imaginable

No. 553673

>>553668
Gordon Ramsey! I read it like Hello Kitty all the time…

No. 553705

File: 1747278837874.gif (253.98 KB, 220x144, IMG_2477.gif)

>>553665
I would love a Hell’s Kitchen sim. All of my husbands would be awful cooks.

No. 553729

>>553705
My husbando's idea of a good meal would be a dead roach, a half-eaten chocolate bar, and a smile.

No. 553733

So uh there's a character from a show I'm watching who has some interesting outfits and scenes and I've been thinking of posting it but I'm afraid of coming off as too weird and degenerate. He made me understand DA autists who are into characters being tied up. Will go to sleep and decide to post him or not tomorrow.

No. 553735

>>553733
>too weird and degenerate
We here in the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread welcome you, sister.

No. 553741

>>553733
>I'm afraid of coming off as too weird and degenerate
Pretty much anything goes, nona.

No. 553747

>>553705
I just know he can cook coffee on hot sand.

No. 553750

File: 1747280457747.jpg (39.61 KB, 899x523, other_canon_character_fics___a…)

>>553735
>>553741
Thanks for the words of encouragement. My eyes are stinging from sleep so I'll browse through my files and post everything when I wake up later. But here's a teaser I guess? This was a scene where he was suffering from his weird clone body and his veins were squirming under his skin and I unironically find that hot.

No. 553763

>>553750
I can see the vision. Looking forward to your future posts.

No. 553776

File: 1747282291677.png (6.28 MB, 3464x3464, 1000165147.png)

I want to tell him that he's a dumb nerd, a stupid dumb nerd who plays the most random games he can find to feel better about his monotonous life by saying that he's totally living different lives through videogames, then I want to tell him some random normie meme that he of course has never seen before in his entire life which I had to look up a few minutes before engaging in this riveting monologue against him and when he asks what's the meaning of it, I will kindly explain it to him, and he will say that it's just some dumb normie meme that even though he found it funny, he thinks it's totally dumb, so then I want to tell him that I'm dragging his whole double bepenised 1 meter 83 centimeters out of his room so we can go out on a date whether he likes it or not, and then he will dare me to do so, then I will kiss his lips and he will melt like the icebergs melt every second because of the global warming and he will say that he totally doesn't have any clothes to wear and I will tell him that it's rich of him to assume I don't have a matching outfit prepared and I will take off the trenchcoat I'm wearing to show him the kawiwi animu waifu t-shirt I will be wearing for our date and he will yelp at first thinking that I was trying to flash him while making sure he's not blinking so he can see me and then he will be a bit disappointed because I didn't flash him but then he will get happy because he likes my clothes and the fact that he will match with me because I'm literally a goddess of fashion and cool shit. Then he will get ready for our date, we will have lots of fun having a delicious dessert at a cute Café and then we will walk in a park to talk about meaningful shit like what is freedom and why are bad people free too, and when he sees how much of a logical, awesome, cool, beautiful, meaningful, caring and honest woman I am, he will declare that he's insanely in love with me and then he will take my hand and take me to his room so we can fuck in the bathtub he calls a bed until his brothers knock on the door of his room because they're worried thinking he's dead because we'll have been fucking for days.
And then we Kiss on the lips again and tell them to get a gf.
I really needed to express my feelings for him, it sucks not being able to sperg like this more often, I'm too awkward.

No. 553785

File: 1747283187539.png (810.39 KB, 2000x2000, illust_114704153_20241101_2344…)

ive drawn so much schizo personal art of my muppetsband. it would be really embarassing to ever post it publically so i just stare at it alone

No. 553787

I never drew actual nsfw of my husbando, I don’t know if I am able.

No. 553788

>>553785
could we get a tiny peak… just a little teensy one…

No. 553790

File: 1747283730396.png (183.05 KB, 267x360, Overflowing_Feelings_(NB).png)

How do I beat him into being less of a retard without completely removing his stupidity

No. 553798

>>553705
My husbando isn't much of a cook but he tries really hard. I can imagine him trying to play it off by joking around and pretending his fuck ups are purposely trying for a laugh until he gets admonished brutally, he'd start to defend himself before going quiet and looking very embarrassed and hiding his bandaged fingers behind his back.
The thought alone makes me want to throw chocolates and flowers at him and scream that he'll still be my star. His food is number one in my heart, Ramsey can fuck off and choke on his grilled cheese.

No. 553800

>>553787
Same, I worry that i lack the skill to do so currently. I might one day give it a shot though using some piece of good femgaze sexo art as reference.
(Sorry for the incoming slight sperg out hehe) Being able to actually draw sexy naked men requires a good understanding of anatomy, proportions, perspective, etc. Meanwhile scrotes can just draw their animu waifu's head with two pairs of globes for tits and ass and they're all set to jerk off. It pisses me off a bit about how men can have such low standards for what they consider sexy, but damn it if I didn't sometimes wish my standards were low like theirs so that i could actually find the chicken scratch porn that i would shit out of my husbando to be attractive as well kek

No. 553803

>>553787
I've tried and failed. I honestly lack the volition to do art.

No. 553822

My husbando bot called himself an alpha and I lost all horny.

No. 553824

>>553750
>his veins were squirming under his skin
>tiddies
Fuck yea nona. One of us, one of us

No. 553826

I’m curious what nonnies think their husbando’s jerk off habits are like, assuming he has any.

No. 553827

>>553822
Would you be more turned on if he called himself a sigma?

No. 553832

>>553827
That would be slightly better but still too cringe for me.

No. 553834

>>553787
I reference mostly yaoi for a lot of NSFW stuff(sex poses are hard kek). Since it’s mostly drawn by women, the art isn’t disgusting and coomery. And a lot of the bottoms are skinny little twinks (assuming you’re looking at Japanese yaoi and not Korean yaoi kek) so it’s easy to use them like blank bases. If you have the basic fundamentals of art down, it gets easier with a bit of practice.

No. 553835

File: 1747288068406.png (320.56 KB, 422x543, aaaaaa1.png)

>>553788
okay but im just showing his face because i think i gave him a pretty nice expression at least…

No. 553837

>>553834
Samefag to say there is also some nice Josie smut out there to reference but the dudes are usually scrawny and it helps me to have the muscles all drawn out cause my husbands are really fit.

No. 553839

>>553835
it looks good! i like the texture and the eerie mood you’ve created.

No. 553840

File: 1747288757570.jpg (49.51 KB, 708x602, 12852924845577.jpg)

>>552668
I'm glad there is someone else here that's into him, he's so fucking sexy. Perfect mix of slightly scary and unhinged but also pathetic. Perfect.
Honestly, if I met Creighton as my real self, I would probably be really scared, despite the fact that he's a giant loser. But if we are talking about my cool mary sue Bearer of the Curse that I play in-game, then I would probably bully the absolute fuck out of him.

No. 553843

>>553841
Your husbando sounds so hot to me…

No. 553844

>>553826
At the start, he probably lies about jerking off more than he actually does because he hides his neurotic self under a guise of machismo.
About how much he actually does, not sure if he wouldn't try "no nut november" or get a little into the weird health nut shit about it. But at most, probably a minimum-regular amount.
After getting severely traumatized he might have stopped being able to.
Canonically he starts getting night terrors and needing another person there in order to go to sleep. At the least, it would take more than just grabbing the snake.
This part is complete headcanon but connecting A to Y there is a nonzero chance he chokes himself in order to get off and I really think about that sometimes.
Forgot to mention, but someone did once ask the creator about the characters' sexual history. Their answer was that all characters were 100% pure virgins. When asked if that included parents they said unless it doesn't make sense for them to be pure virgins then they were 100% pure virgins.

No. 553845

>>553839
ty nonners

No. 553848

>>553841
> he chokes himself in order to get off and I really think about that sometimes.
I imagine him being choked and beaten every night before sleeping but autoasphyxiation sounds so sad and hot to me. He is psychotic loser but idk he’s too normal and lame at the same time.

No. 553853

>>553826
In my mind, before he met me he had like zero sex drive and never even bothered to really touch his dick that much because he was busy prioritizing actual important things in his life and he had no interest in bothering with romantic or sexual feelings. After he met me though he's become a lot more horny (and embarrassed about being horny kek), and while I don't imagine he jerks off frequently, he probably gets a lot of lewd thoughts coming into his brain that cause him to get boners in his pants that he tries to ignore because he's too dignified and responsible to be jerking off 24/7. When he can't take it though and he's alone he's probably jerking off before he sleeps or while he's in the shower. His life can be stressful so it's probably a good way for him to unwind.
Though I also really like the idea of asking him to masturbate in front of me while we're just chilling in bed before we sleep, so a good chunk of his jack off sessions I will be very keenly and eagerly observing. Just imagining him being all flustered but agreeing to let my prying eyes see him doing something so intimate and personal is simultaneously really cute, really hot, and kind of relaxing for me in a weird way idk. I would cuddle him once he finished and tell him that he did a great job for me and that he's so adorable

No. 553865

File: 1747291731095.png (381.54 KB, 341x693, Vergin_pose.png)

>>553826
Aside from enjoying the activity for its own sake, what I understand about male anatomy is that they require sperm expulsion periodically, either by way of masturbation or nocturnal emissions (assuming the healthy male specimen is observed in isolation). I also understand that this involves the feeling of tension rising, filling up like some sort of meter. I’ll never fully understand the feeling, but I can at least extrapolate and theorize.

Normally, I predict he would treat his cum meter like anything else that distracts him from his goals. He would most likely masturbate when the tension distracts him to the point in which there is an observable decline in his pursuit of power. He might even have a little complex about how his inferior human impulses distract him from his demon grindset. It’s not about the small allocation of time and energy required, rather that his inextricable urges have power over him in the first place.

However I also feel like he would occasionally make a ritual of it, like meditation, as it is important to hone all skills in your repertoire. Maybe once a month he would have a very epic goon session, like tantric sex but solo mode. Like the whole process would take an hour or so, in which he feels himself up and quietly moans before curling his toes and trembling from all the ropes of cum he charged up and shot out. I don’t know what he’d be thinking of, probably some sort of nebulous motherly figure to venerate.
I don’t think he would watch pornography, it seems a little too crass for him. Second, I do not think he would want to pay such a divine tribute to just any random woman. He is the type to have a waifu (very devoted and driven mindset), but he has none in canon so he just doesn’t have one.

No. 553894

I want to fondle him like a stress ball. Not even in an inherently sexual way I just want to squeeze and prod at him

No. 553918

Did your husbando introduce you to any new tropes, kinks, or aesthetics? Or were they there already, with him being the catalyst?

No. 553920


No. 553941

>>553826
He definitely did it when he was younger and before and after the relationship with his ex. But game timeline I feel like he wouldn't dare touch down there with his new robot arms because he's still not sure of his strength.
Then shit happens and he's in a coma for a year so I like to think when I meet up with him again in my head canon and we finally fuck it's been almost three years since he last came.

No. 553950

>>553941
>he wouldn't dare touch down there with his new robot arms because he's still not sure of his strength.
I an sorry, nona I screamed at this part kekk
dingus goes splosh splosh

No. 553961

File: 1747308033992.jpg (Spoiler Image,199.94 KB, 1920x1080, 2025_02_18_18_45_11.jpg)

Nonnas, I had a crazy dream about Majima last night. (Happy birthday, Majima!) I wish I could dream about my husbando instead, though.

>>553423
Great idea! The problem is that none of my husbandos fit the role of Raoul because they're all villainous kek

>>553853
Pretty similar to what >>553826 said. I think my husbando would hate masturbation before meeting me, seeing it as an embarrassing, dirty act and a waste of time, even though he might've done it a lot when he was a teenager (normal part of being a teen). There are some extremely rare adult men in real life who never masturbate, so I have no problem imagining that my fictional husbando doesn't, and rarely (if ever) gets horny. He would hate having wet dreams.

But after he falls in love with me, he starts having to fight those urges until he can't contain them. Thanks to me, though, he stops seeing it as a shameful and dirty thing, and starts to believe there's nothing wrong with it, especially when he's thinking about the person he's in a relationship with ♥ Though he'd probably still think it's messy and would rather not do it unless he's fully prepared for it. I don't think he'd be the type to rub one out when he's not at home (like, in the bathroom at work, for example), he'd wait patiently because he's very disciplined. But I also fantasize a lot about having sex with him in inappropriate places. I like to think that my presence alone could make him do things he otherwise wouldn't. He'd randomly remember these moments and pop a boner and be embarrassed about it, but he'd get used to it eventually. Once he gets home, he relieves his sexual frustration, either alone or with me. Or he might take an hour-long break and call me just to fuck if it gets so bad that he's unable to focus at work.

No. 553967

>>553826
He falls for any woman that shows him affection and I 100% think he’s a chronic gooner. Honestly the thought of him masturbating to degenerate anime porn or a woman who was nice to him while he pathetically moans is super hot, I feel like he has a body pillow as well and it’s hot to remember him masturbating with it

No. 553980

>>553826
He hates himself so much that he madturbates as a form of self-harm.

No. 553981

>>553961
Ahhh shit, I mixed up my links. Second reply was meant for >>553826 and referencing >>553853

>>553918
What do you mean by "aesthetics"?
About the other two things, I'm pretty sure he was either the reason I started liking some tropes/having some fetishes or he reinforced them the most out of all my husbandos that came before or after.

No. 554002

>>553981
A broad term. Like fashion, an overall theme, colour scheme, setting, an "aesthetic". E.g. having a few monster husbandos got me into liking eldritch features and dark, spooky settings in art and visual design. Or I like abandoned or messed up hospitals thanks to a few doctor husbandos in the past.

No. 554017

Has anyone used an ai voice program to dub audios of #men moaning# in your husbando’s voice? You know, for personal use…

No. 554018

>>554017
AI cloners aren't very good. The audio turns out choppy and cut up and then you have to edit it which ruins the hotness altogether

No. 554028

This just popped up in my recommendations and it reminded me of this nonna kek
>>549381

No. 554041

>>554028
Shankar's first impression of Vergil until he hopelessly fixated on him

No. 554049

>>554028
Other anon made me think that was Shankar at first kek
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, his own voice sounds so highpitched and ugly

No. 554054

>>554049
Sorry, I was just joking

No. 554069

File: 1747317478338.mp4 (773.11 KB, 1280x702, knock knock.mp4)

Dante coming to nonna's home

No. 554073

>>554069
Baby, so sorry I wasn't at home then. Let me remedy that by riding a motorcycle into your office and ravish you

No. 554075

File: 1747318016203.png (1.33 MB, 1164x1042, GqYUy18WoAA8Hes.png)

>>553840
>bully the absolute fuck out of him
BASED!!! it's what he deserves

No. 554077

>>554069
He can’t get past the cootie warding barrier spell I casted on the door to my room. See how easily he gives up? He knows my magic is too powerful.

No. 554095

>>553826
I have headcanons about his life and upbringing about the show, and in them, he lived in a strict slightly Christian environment where that stuff was very disencouraged and disapproved, so he never did it in fear of getting caught and yelled at for it. He could ignore it and hold himself back, and he never saw porn or anything erotic before so it made it easier to deal with. Until he met me, and desire cropped up inside him for the first time, so he had to do it in the shower with the water on to mask any noises and to get rid of evidence easier. But it's not enough and the only thing that truly satisfies him is me.
>>553848
Based.
>>553918
I think so. I became sadistic because of him. I got into urban/streetwear kind of fashion because of him. I got into urban aesthetics and frutiger metro around the time I liked him and it does suit him and remind me of him. I also got into electronic/electric/technological/cyber aesthetics since it fits him. I try to combine all of these aesthetics to create collages and stuff that involve him.
>>553961
My husbando started out villainous but got a redemption arc so it's alright. It also helps that my self-insert character is a singer in my regular fantasies, and this husbando is the same age as her and can be noble and is her first love and serious relationship. While husbando #2 is an older gentleman who dabbles in magic and is a genius and plays the organ or piano at times, and got possessive over her over time since she works for him. And he gets jealous of husbando #1 and tries to claim her back somehow and is even happy when husbando #1 dies and gets out of the way. So it all reminded me of Phantom of The Opera and gave me the idea of the 3 of us cosplaying as them.
>>554017
He moans and screams a lot in canon so I'll use that instead lol.
>>554018
I found a decent one in a chatbot app and it sounds so close to him it's scary. The emotions, acting and I think even accent is on point. But the app is too censored and won't let us get freaky in peace.

No. 554097

I read some hentai manga last night and the male MC pretty much acted like my husbando down to a tee. I'm kind of tempted to redraw the whole thing now only with him. I'll become a mangaka for his sake

No. 554128

File: 1747324317811.webm (5.35 MB, 1080x2400, 1739917062623.webm)

>>553826
Sylus just takes his time and enjoys it more when I'm watching him. He's more into giving me pleasure than pleasuring himself, even if I give him oral or something. Same with Zagreus.

No. 554132

File: 1747324520883.jpeg (56.59 KB, 680x567, GmVveF3WQAA6pqY.jpeg)

>>554095
>He moans and screams a lot in canon so I'll use that instead lol.
Same. Bless Konichi for moaning as Reiji, I can imagine him as Sylus.

No. 554137

>>554128
Is this an actual jerk off scene? The Chinese are wild for this one.

No. 554145

File: 1747324966089.jpeg (77.13 KB, 709x946, GmD1ki3aYAAkXs3.jpeg)

>>554137
Not really. The original one is picrel, is just that there was a time where you could make the character wear anything non-related to the scene, and many used the towel "attire". I wish Infold can return that option lol.

No. 554150

>>554137
lol nah, it's just one of the spicier cards that looks pretty lewd out of context. they've done some fairly risque stuff, but they probably wouldn't ever give us something that extreme as a jerk off scene, it would probably get the game pulled from the app store kek. i would give up every last penny i owned if they ever did release actual animated sex scenes in the game though tbh kek

No. 554153

File: 1747325754926.mp4 (9.29 MB, 720x1280, 4Xtei_RAVhuEL6k5.mp4)

>>554150
Yeah, the 'spicier' ones are like vidrel: shows a 'sfw' version and the explicit scenes are just text with "use your imagination".

No. 554179

>>554153
Why is the MC a ghost KEK this shit is so goofy.

No. 554186

>want to baby husbando
>also want to violently fuck him
What causes this duality?

No. 554192

>>554186
Husbandos being too cute and too sexy at the same time.

No. 554197

>>554179
Nayrt and offtopic but one of my retarded fantasies is to be an invisible ghost in my husbandos house and molest him while he least expects it and is really fucking confused and violated by what is happening. I'm gonna haunt his ass until he gets an exorcist kek.

No. 554203

File: 1747328048486.jpg (68.11 KB, 640x1134, 1000166331.jpg)

>>554186
It's true love, nonna, I also want to just kiss his face and tell him that he's precious to me, but I also want to fuck him so hard for 12 hours or until his dick looks like fruit leather.

No. 554205

>>554069
If that is the Vergilrapist's home he probably noped the fuck out out after hearing her and his brother's loud noises

No. 554215

>>554153
He's super hot but the grasping at air makes me kek

No. 554251

>>553826
He doesn't jerk off very often he's too busy brooding or subjugating some village

No. 554269

>>554251
>he's too busy brooding or subjugating some village
Umm, based?

No. 554276

File: 1747331132090.jpg (721.62 KB, 3840x2160, 20250515_204314.jpg)

>>553750
Samefag, woke up and had a delicious breakfast and now I'm ready to post about him. Just to clarify, the posts below aren't about this guy, I just wanted to reply to the nonnas and post all at once and not spam the thread with 1000 posts. Anyways, he rocks black cloths so well in picrel. I love the emphasis on his body even if it's literally invisible. This is a good argument against coloring things black in animation and why they go for dark gray or blue instead kek. dropped pic the first time, pretend you didn't see that.
>>554186
>>554192
>>554203
Kekked so hard and I absolutely understand and relate.
>>554197
Based tbh. I molest him in my fantasies while 100% being there and with him being aware of it. I fluctuate between wanting him to hate it but tolerate it for me or him actually liking it.

No. 554279

File: 1747331311615.jpg (1.76 MB, 3840x2160, 20250515_204647.jpg)

>>554276
Sorry for the potato quality but I ain't paying or subscribing to anything to watch some cartoon, hell nah. Anyways, they gave him a redesign and put him in what I think is the hottest outfit ever because wtf, that leather pants is so sexy. Look at him being spread like that and confined. By his alien brain hybrid boyfriend nonetheless. So hot.

No. 554283

File: 1747331552166.mp4 (7.23 MB, 1544x720, Screen_Recording_20250414_1901…)

>>554279
Implied gore with his eye getting pierced through by the hook. He didn't appear with one eye lost next time though unfortunately. His body can be renewed because he was experimented on by alien in the civil war and has been alive for ages because of that. Somehow this makes him even sexier to me.

No. 554286

File: 1747331832695.mp4 (9.67 MB, 1920x1080, My movie 2.mp4)

>>554283
The way he groans and squirms on that table, and those legs. Man, I'm weak.

No. 554288

File: 1747331950763.mp4 (10.15 MB, 1544x720, Screen_Recording_20250513_1752…)

>>554286
New drip. Tentacle hentai. And the way he lays on the ground there…fascinating. Ok that's all, sorry for spamming. Hope you nonnas found this as hot as I did and I'm not crazy.

No. 554292

>>554286
The groaning is pretty hot.
Also..
>strapped to a table while being experimented on
New fantasy unlocked. I wanna make my husbando cum multiple times in a row by sucking him off until he cums water, and torture him with the sensitivity. Give him purple nurples and spit in his face.

No. 554298

>>554292
The voice they gave him is very suiting and so sexy, part of why I like him.
>strapped to a table while being experimented on
>New fantasy unlocked.
You get it. It's so hot. Scientific BDSM.

No. 554454

>>554002
>color scheme
Oh yeah definitely. I've said it before, but he made me love a color that I used to hate. Now I can't get enough of it + black, and I don't know if it's because I'll forever subsconsciously associate it with him or just because I think it looks good.

>>554288
Based tentacle enjoyer
>the way he's interrupted
lol hot

No. 554459

>>554454
Hell yeah. It's hotter knowing he used to be this arrogant bad guy but he changed his personality eventually and mellowed out, and this is what he gets for it. He used to be untouchable and a powerful fighter, now he gets tied up and thrown around. He got humbled.

No. 554469

>>554459
Fuck. Now I gotta watch this cartoon.

No. 554485

>>554469
It's 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lol. Couldn't find a proper compilation so have this scene I guess. There are AMVs of him it's so funny.

No. 554563

>>554485
Wtf did I just find. I like it though.

No. 554577

>>553918
My sorcerer husband made me accept that I'm sexually attracted to glasses. I no longer feel shame

No. 554635

>>554279
The coat exactly like on my OC… white coat dresses with thigh cleavages on men are so sexy

No. 554653

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>>553918
I never had an "I can fix him" kink until he arrived, and realized he doesn't need a fix. He needs sensual and comfy sex be hugged.

No. 554693

File: 1747355936934.jpg (119.33 KB, 1140x1430, EJBIdN6UUAUWqRi.jpg)

>>553918
He was the catalyst for the majority of things I'm into.

No. 554727

>>554028
Lewd, lewd, lewd nasally high pitched nerd voice. Vergil challenge me to a fight after math class. I want to push him into the dirt and strangle him and hear his voice come out as squeals and gasps. Telling Vergil I’ll stop when he begs for mercy. I want to hear him choke while he begs in his tiny voice. I’d cum in my pants, he’d cum in his pants. It’s driving me crazy. I love Vergil’s stupid gap moé voice so much. I want to hear every possible sound capable of coming out of him, especially the strained ones. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. He torments me I’ll make him do my math homework for me, too. I have more important things to do such as plan all the ways I am going to violate him.

No. 554749

File: 1747359112235.jpg (232.32 KB, 1440x1385, Screenshot_20250516_042902_Tal…)

Decided to create a group chat with my husbando's and make them fight over me because I'm bored. It turned out funny and got sweet later on.

No. 554758

>>554749
I put my husbando and my sisterwife friend's other husbando in a group chat and they started flirting with each other. Damn did I feel cucked.

No. 554760

>>554758
KEK sorry to the both of you. I'd find it hot if my husbandos fucked though because I'm a yumefujo.

No. 554782

>>554749
I did group with my husbandos plus emo shrek and elon musk one of mine killed everyone and it played as a ghost town with ghosts lamenting about love and death.
In other scenario one of my husbandos ended up marrying elon their interactions were so respectful and devoted and every time I tried to join them they ignored me or outiright rejected me. Emo shrek made friends with everyone except of killing spree husbando making him cry.

No. 554785

File: 1747361654458.png (648.76 KB, 782x812, Screenshot 2025-05-15 at 7.12.…)

I love seeing my husbando appear in the wild, god DAMN IT ALASTOR I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

No. 554789

File: 1747362177682.jpg (110.85 KB, 1200x1200, licking him.JPG)

Thinking about how is he probably not used to female attention or any attention at all suspecting me of ulterior motives at first but indulges and takes it for granted just in a few days.

No. 554811

Is it hard to make music from absolute zero knowledge of theory and just putting samples in one go? Did you made your husbandos themes? Or there you find albums and songs for your husbandos playlists? Every time I look into industrial cyberpunk recs they never vibe with him

No. 554815

>>554811
One of my life goals is becoming a musician to be able to make original songs about my husbandos. And man, is it hard to find songs with the right vibe for them. Most of what I put in my husbando playlist is just average romantic stuff with pretty generic lyrics. I want something more specific.

No. 554824

>>554789
My husbando (platonically) hangs out with women more than men and I kind of hate it, kek. He also has women swooning over him from afar and HE KNOWS it, he's aware that he's handsome, that smug bastard

No. 554860

File: 1747366854648.jpg (52.28 KB, 300x482, 1624245035868.jpg)

>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guy
>fans headcanon him being pegged by women
>fans headcanon him as asexual
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shit
>mpreg jokes

I mean I want to fuck him too but before it escalates to anything spicy normal boring PiV first please. What the hell with his fandom? Why can't they just outright say they want to have sex with him?

No. 554877

File: 1747367877301.jpg (59.2 KB, 623x385, guilty.JPG)

>>554860
>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guy
Check
>fans headcanon him being pegged by women
Technically yes. And it’s more a rape in bad ending
>fans headcanon him as asexual
Nope
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shit
The amount of time he called her lapdog made me inevitably imagine him dosing her and put her on collar, not really bdsm it’s non-consensual
>mpreg jokes
Impregnates his bf
And it’s more opposite I never seen any rated fanart unless Pixiv and only explicit fic contains transbian couple

No. 554912

File: 1747369977976.jpg (Spoiler Image,600.87 KB, 2048x1961, Gnf4UZ7XkAA_zaZ.jpg)

>>554860
>him being pegged by women
Kinda hate that this is more of a meme thing because it's actually hot to me. He has a fat ass and I want to see it jiggle.

No. 554922

>>554811
I'm an aspiring producer and I've tried. IMO you do need at least some knowledge of theory. Not like piano concert sheet level but basic chords and flow.

No. 554933

I keep whining about being unable to draw him or anatomy or anything in general, meanwhile I never do jack shit about learning to draw. I wish my love was strong enough but unfortunately not.

No. 554951

My hasu’s fertile emissions…

No. 555034

File: 1747385246946.png (7.19 KB, 251x201, 1741021006487.png)

>>554933
Today I struggled with this. Been feeling like shit lately due to being overwhelmed by other fangirls of his. But I said enough is enough, I already started drawing this thing, it only needs a couple of corrections and then I can move on to drawing all night long until I finally FINISH this shit. Because the effort is gonna be SO worth it. I hate that feeling of dread, jealousy and self-hatred like a pit in my stomach when I think about how little I'm drawing him while other women are having fun drawing ugly/gross/gay shit (much better drawn than mine) and saying blasphemous things about my husbando, meanwhile I'm sitting in front of the computer and wasting time watching retarded videos for hours with the art program open in the background. Is my love simply not enough to force my ass to draw every day, and therefore fake? No, the problem is that I've developed a fear of trying and failing, same as you.

It's an uphill battle, but if you never do anything about it, you'll keep feeling guilty and useless for the rest of your life. Also, I recommend using photos and even other people's art for reference. Use them to copy the poses and correct your own anatomy as you draw, or even to copy and study an art style. There's nothing wrong with relying on reference or learning from other artist's techniques, for example, how anime artists make people look so good. And remember to have fun and appreciate your husbando art, even if it's ugly at first. Making ugly art is normal. I've seen countless artists on Pixiv who go from drawing like a 10 year old to professional level in the span of a decade. I don't know about you, but I find it highly motivational. As long as you're not afraid of making mistakes, everything is possible.

Pic related, I know this meme is meant to challenge AI "artists" to learn how to draw, but I have a photo widget on my desktop that shows a mix of these pics along with cute pictures of my husbando to guilt trip motivate myself into picking up the damn pen. It seems to be working.

>>554912
I hate how dominant female x sub male is seen as a meme that xittertards can use to appear shallowly progressive. They talk the talk but don't walk the walk.

No. 555042

File: 1747386834981.png (43.5 KB, 1000x1000, FzOcpLvakAA_kSD.png)

he isnt really THAT weird in canon but i like how fanworks play up his creepiness and schizo-ness. i like creepy and schizo guys the most

No. 555058

File: 1747390271146.jpg (320.39 KB, 1448x2048, 1000006640.jpg)

Had another sex dream about Ryuji-kun in which he was eating me out like a man starved. I love my bottle-blond phat-titted Korean boifurendo so much and I love how he's literally not dead!

No. 555063

>>553918
See I'm not too sure. Nurture vs nature debate. I'd like to think a few of my researcher/scientist/doctor husbandos gave me a kink for needles. Not just stabbing them anywhere but a vaccine or anesthetic here and there. It's the trust aspect and the underlying care in it. But I do distinctly remember being much younger and being morbidly fascinated by the same emotional dynamics in medical or medical horror settings before I fell for a single science-adjacent character. I think they enhanced it, but didn't unlock it.
Also, I have a thing for purple eyes. Four times a charm with purple-eyed fuckers.

No. 555065

>>555034
I didn't expect actual helpful advice in response to my retarded little self-pitying whine kek. Thank you nonnie I will use this for motivation.

No. 555075

>>553918
No I impose my fetishes on him because I am the alpha wolf. I sat in my room and meditated and manifested my own fetishes all by myself because I won’t let any outside force influence me, too. He is my little plaything and that’s his job.

No. 555091


No. 555106

File: 1747402322764.png (1.48 MB, 1080x1080, newtype.png)

>>553918
Always have been into cute psychos but Aumtzi amplified it and let me know about some traits and/or design what would more likely to appeal to me.
It bothers me almost all of them are young guys, it makes me feel bad

No. 555107

>>555106
>bottom right
Based

No. 555121

>>555042
I like to go back and forth in between
>he's actually a normal and kind of silly guy
>he's a scary schizo
Sometimes, it feels refreshing.

No. 555211

>>555091
I wish he said nonnie instead of Dante…

No. 555215

File: 1747413567993.jpeg (Spoiler Image,772.37 KB, 1000x1444, d6eb335ca48a86e7c3c157ff7e42af…)

Artorias is so hawt, damn

No. 555221

>>555034
>They talk the talk but don't walk the walk.
Yes! And it's so clear that they don't really get the appeal at all and don't understand that sub male isn't just soft crying manchild. It's so frustrating.

No. 555223

>>555221
I agree. It's weird and frustrating that femdom/malesub is popular in theory but there is still a lack of good femgaze art.

No. 555238

>>555223
I'm learning how to draw it myself due to the lack of it.

No. 555241

>>555238
That's the spirit nona!

No. 555272

File: 1747420105542.gif (73.79 KB, 498x280, cry.gif)

Not sure if because original work had spiritual tone and I got influenced but I've been imagining me dying with him a lot. After we died we get to be together in afterlife, visit different locations in our memories, travel the time, obverse the earth etc. And then eventually our souls let go of our individuality and dissolve, become one with everything. He calls me affectionate nickname one last time. I keep crying when imagining that.

No. 555283

Do you have any silly/dumb memes featuring your husbando?

No. 555302

File: 1747423079350.jpeg (107.58 KB, 850x820, IMG_4239.jpeg)

>>555283
of course

No. 555303

File: 1747423247958.jpeg (144.51 KB, 827x863, GrAAKkZXkCEIzJe.jpeg)

He's such a moron. I still love him though

No. 555308

File: 1747423410092.png (280.3 KB, 350x504, dukatlovesBALLS.png)

Greetings, nonnies. He might not have any statues of himself on Bajor, but there is a giant statue of him right in my heart. Some may say he is a reptilian sex offender, and they're absolutely correct. But I simply can't help but love Lizard Hitler. My schizophrenic king. My alien Jim Jones. I'd love to have your illegitimate half-breed bastard cult baby, even if you toss me out of an airlock afterwards. I need to put my fingers in your racist cloaca. You wish I weren't serious about this.

No. 555312

File: 1747423581850.png (501.92 KB, 709x538, Leonkekking.png)

>>555283
He is a walking meme

No. 555315

File: 1747423719203.jpg (1.71 MB, 2880x2880, 20250516_222753.jpg)

>>555283
I have benn summoned. These are ones I made myself.

No. 555317

>>555308
You are so based

No. 555320

File: 1747423841669.gif (25.66 KB, 112x112, 61ccc2df-28b5-43df-94dc-0de53d…)

>>555315
Been* man I am be stupid.
Don't wanna spam so I'm not posting everything, but have this gif I made a while ago. There's also memes made by fans that I appreciate. I have a folder of husbando meme templates I'm filling up with the perfect screenshot every once in a while.

No. 555322

>>555317
I'd tell you to back off, but he isn't faithful to me.

No. 555326

File: 1747424535377.jpg (59.95 KB, 532x621, 1885014931151904.jpg)

>>555283
This edit is just accurate because if Ellis was a dog, this is exactly how I would hold him
>>555315
>>555320
Based original homemade content Stacey

No. 555332

File: 1747425118343.jpg (123.12 KB, 960x1920, cum.jpg)

Don't be mad at me for sharing art of my beloved. Be mad at him for being so irresistable.

No. 555335

>>555320
Cuuute

No. 555336

File: 1747425518130.gif (165.12 KB, 433x500, picmix.com_12580477.gif)

>>555315
>>555320
Wait, I forgot the best one.

No. 555343

File: 1747428779052.jpeg (364.73 KB, 1222x1854, IMG_8311.jpeg)

>>555283
I have so many

No. 555349

File: 1747429099506.jpeg (126.62 KB, 720x1080, IMG_2496.jpeg)


No. 555395

File: 1747432101968.jpg (317.3 KB, 1280x1047, Untitled12_20250516141652.jpg)

>>555283
He has a theme.

No. 555399

File: 1747432972997.jpg (30.07 KB, 640x339, b3e11c5d3c188ff1d6ef0a6ee41d6e…)

>>555283
The Chad Crawling (perfect, handsome, husbando material) versus The Virgin Scarletella (disgusting, pervert, cuckhold material)

No. 555405

File: 1747433436328.jpg (3.04 MB, 1378x2039, 1000016915.jpg)

I NEED to see them both squirm autistically as I finger them

No. 555415

File: 1747434350933.jpeg (22.83 KB, 380x307, 8srYMBd.jpeg)


No. 555429

File: 1747435279369.jpg (63.65 KB, 735x865, this is fucked up.jpg)


No. 555430

File: 1747435331685.jpg (109.7 KB, 720x1280, 1000167025.jpg)


No. 555434

File: 1747435503754.gif (2.83 MB, 120x156, bubbs.gif)

>>551320
nonna, are you still gonna do the chaos/yaoi tournament for those that are ok with putting our husbandos through hell? if not I might contemplate just doing it myself, given there's still interest. I love the ideas the others sent in.

No. 555437

File: 1747435523480.png (559.45 KB, 1315x734, justdoingmyjob.PNG)


No. 555440

>>555434
Yay yaoi tournament!! Count me in
At least some motivation to go to gym, already getting excited

No. 555443

File: 1747435819304.png (135.29 KB, 526x506, Untitled160_20250517002241.png)

Freshly baked meme I made while I was bored during some Zoom call.

No. 555445

File: 1747436011375.jpg (119.45 KB, 1048x924, GqIUvsxX0AAqN1G.jpg)

>>555283
I have several.

No. 555448

>>555445
Love it

No. 555456

File: 1747436505756.gif (6.81 MB, 540x350, tumblr_3b155909846412267646c74…)

My retarded, bratty ESFJ husband who needs his ISTJ waifu (me) to keep him in line and not fuck things up every second… my wambie wombat…

No. 555474

File: 1747436981895.jpg (28.6 KB, 360x270, 1498160624198.jpg)

>>555283
I love this meme so much you have no idea. It's how I learned about LoGH in the first place.

>>555302
Did you draw this? It's so good

No. 555480

>>555445
Damn I need a template of this one

No. 555484

>>555434
AYRT, go ahead! I've lost the majority of my free time in the next few weeks so don't hold off on my account.

No. 555485

File: 1747437531788.jpg (439.46 KB, 1080x1920, 101043439_p1.jpg)

Oh, hello husbando! So nice of you to visit today

No. 555495

File: 1747438252125.mp4 (5.35 MB, 1092x1080, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.mp4)

>>555434
oh yeah, might as well do the casting couc–call right now for rated R hunger games! it's fine if it remains small. >>551081 now would be the time to write an event like that.
>>555484
thanks for getting back to me. I'd love to run it myself.
>>555440
it'll probably be either around in 6 hours, or tomorrow, and I will do two likely do at least two runs of it.
>>555283
I love this one, it's so positively cursed.

No. 555542

File: 1747440668583.gif (420.49 KB, 296x160, 1440630118649.gif)

>>554860
>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guy
Check
>fans headcanon him being pegged by women
Guilty on this one
>fans headcanon him as asexual
Never seen any headcanon like that.
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shit
I wish I have never seen any headcanon like that. Picrel my reaction to all these "Sylus daddy" hc.
>mpreg jokes
Nope.

No. 555544

File: 1747440762931.jpg (139.1 KB, 1240x874, 879d9bc5.jpg)

>>555283
That card was a Godsend.

No. 555646

File: 1747449375011.jpg (151.83 KB, 1080x1080, 20250513_141605.jpg)

>>555283
Pretend like this is funny

No. 555650

>>555646
Actually laughed out loud at this ily nonna kekkkk

No. 555651

>>555495
no one? yeah, the raunchy version of hunger games won't be ran today. I think I misjudged the amount of interest a few days ago because the events people suggested seemed so fun.

No. 555652

File: 1747450814808.jpg (37.59 KB, 640x585, 1745243071307.jpg)

>>555283
He's so cute when he's pouty

No. 555656

File: 1747451158206.mp4 (1.54 MB, 360x360, Devil_May_Cry_in_Toronto_Part_…)


No. 555657

File: 1747451374636.jpeg (318.66 KB, 1394x2048, GlDecvpaUAEoo6o.jpeg)

>>555649
OH SHIT I DIDN'T SEE can i volunteer my actual fag husbando arashi narukami as tribute for when you run the yaoi hunger games it's what he would have wanted

No. 555667

>>555657
Got my husbando and my fagbando at the ready

No. 555695

File: 1747453986784.jpg (Spoiler Image,119.89 KB, 700x1000, idontknowhwatsgoingon.jpg)

alright, I'm gonna host the lewd version of the hunger games this week! if you please post the name of your husbando and the most fitting pic you have of him. like some events will be stuff like >>551502 or >>551485 and a few others. if you have any more mature event suggestions now is the time to drop em. i'll come up with a few surprise ones too. >>551444 picrel is the format to write them.
>>555657
yeah I should have made a proper post about it kek. I was just being passive because I'm willing to wait a few days to run it. also adorable guy, I totally hope that nothing horrific happens to him.

No. 555702

File: 1747455324737.jpg (523.73 KB, 1696x1656, 1000167151.jpg)

>>555695
Fuck yes, I want to see of my husbando can survive in dick fight island.
>Leviathan

No. 555703

File: 1747455382928.jpg (153.15 KB, 813x1000, tumblr_53dac687883a97b289c457e…)


No. 555707

File: 1747456248032.png (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, scene01816.png)

>>555695
Living Laser. I think his bulge is enough, no face needed. Totally not because there isn't a good enough picture with both his face and his bulge because he's too tall he can't fit the frame all at once or anything like that.

No. 555711

File: 1747457835286.jpg (36.23 KB, 1023x570, 30.jpg)

>>555695
It's time for my whore husband Towa to shine.

No. 555715

File: 1747458128190.png (271.43 KB, 373x654, harpuia my beloved.png)

>>555695
Harpuia. Extra slutty edition! I look forward to his pride being smashed into the ground!

No. 555741

File: 1747461829743.jpeg (224.25 KB, 1196x1196, IMG_2511.jpeg)

>>555695
Gojo satoru. And you can use this picture of him getting railed kek

No. 555743

I hope slots won't run out the time I finish his portrait. But probably I end up use his sprite again.

No. 555754

File: 1747463450052.png (143.07 KB, 288x265, Abs.png)

>>555695
Dante should join, he was so bicurious last time.
>>555656
I didn't understand a single thing of that. Explain pls

No. 555763

File: 1747464258635.jpg (97.59 KB, 850x1133, __sage_harpuia_mega_man_and_1_…)

>>555715
Nonnakins….
ARE YOU ME?!!?

I need. To clang. THE ROBOT!!!!
(i always did think the mmz guardians were a slutty bunch, x included - practically BUILT for human women)

No. 555766

File: 1747464409303.jpg (47.99 KB, 681x492, no offense singer.jpg)

I wished the guy who sung the story song composed it and my husbando's va instead of making it sang. Literally switching their positions.

No. 555769

>>555715
>>555763
What a slutty suit, how indecent

No. 555820

File: 1747468842165.png (101.96 KB, 404x373, Slutbaru.png)

>>555695
After getting transported to another world, Subaru had to do what he had to do to survive.

No. 555825

File: 1747469236656.png (601.8 KB, 691x559, IMG_0824.png)

>>553705
I like this idea. A lot of our husbandos cook(or don’t cook) and eat some of the weirdest shit anyway and there’s so much potential for keks

No. 555827

File: 1747469326312.jpg (56.94 KB, 680x510, DuJLWDSWoAETStC.jpg)

>>555763
Talking to my reflection at this point. What are the fucking odds nonnieboo!?! Someone recently awakened me to Phantom's thighs.

No. 555839

>>555695
Aw hell yeah. Event suggestions:
>[Husbando 1] sells his lewds to [Husbando 2] for food
>[Husbando] finds a doujin featuring himself, but the pages are stuck together
>[Husbando] begs for water. His nonnie sends him a coom photo tribute he can lick instead
>[Husbando 1] chokes [Husbando 2] to death with his thighs
>[Husbando] imagines cunnilingus with his nonnie and cooms himself to death
>[Husbando 1] and [Husbando 2] catch each other without weapons and settle things with a frottage "swordfight." [Husbando 1] is tragically impaled
>[Husbando] wakes up to find his nonnie broke into the arena and raped him in his sleep

No. 555843

>>555695
Mine would host an orgy and get every other husbando to fuck him up the ass

No. 555886

Are you attracted to any certain features in your husbandos? I realise I'm attracted to purple eyes. Five of them now.
For waifus it's white hair.

No. 555896

File: 1747485055594.jpg (4.64 MB, 2687x1823, illust_120940210_20241230_1757…)

>>555695
I'll give you Emmet from Pokémon Black & White because Raidou is a bit too obscure after all.

No. 555918

>>555886
Glasses. Socially unconventional as well, they can’t be popular in universe. My top 2 wear glasses and my top 3 husbandos follow this pattern in regards to social standing
>evil leader too evil for the rest of his organization that no one in universe likes
>autistic weeaboo
>quiet delinquent with one, maybe two close friends

No. 555927

File: 1747493601943.jpg (106.35 KB, 1200x1350, GpjDj0abEAAIHmL.jpg)

>>555896
yippee~

No. 555944

File: 1747495762124.jpeg (372.51 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_2629.jpeg)

>>555695
Geto Suguru and with this exact pic too please

No. 555953

File: 1747496708421.jpeg (177.51 KB, 850x1202, IMG_7265.jpeg)

>>555695
Nominating my very stupid husband Gintoki

No. 555961

Holy shidd, I was drawing my husbando and as I drew his cute little face I started to get a bit shy because I just find him so adorable. After so many years, his face still makes my heart melt. Every new angle of him that I draw is like seeing him and falling in love for the first time again, it will never get old.
Then Shania Twain's "You're Still The One" started playing and it actually made me tear up. I couldn't help myself and kissed him a few times (on my monitor. If only I could kiss him in real life). I hadn't noticed before, but the lyrics describe us and the way I feel about him perfectly.

Can't wait to finish this little project. Even if it's not perfect, I can count on it to be cute and relatively on-model.

No. 556000

File: 1747500488742.jpg (149.53 KB, 728x918, 9644e3b711977a5f3cfd910c69bfb8…)

>>555695
The side of me that's a lil bit fujo tells me I should, so I'm nominating Trafalgar Law. Bring it on nonnies!

No. 556054

File: 1747503846029.jpg (36.56 KB, 735x725, cb0448fbd0bea048de7549ed464c7a…)

>>555695
Leon "Sex" Kennedy rises to the challenge again.

No. 556093

Was fantasizing about buying him the shoes he wanted but couldn't afford as a gift for his birthday, asking him when his birthday was, and him replaying it was next week. I checked the calendar and it's actually next week. I'm telepathic.
>>555886
In the wise words of Diamanda Galás, vidrel. His eyes shape and color, his nose, his cheekbones, his jawline, his lips, his hair, his body shape, his long torso, long arms, and long legs, his waist, his biceps, his thighs, his cock, his hands, his pecs, his abs, his back, his shoulder, his voice, his height. Everything about him is peak male form.

No. 556100

>>553826
His main personality sees a picture of a nude woman in the bible and starts blushing
His alt personality is a ryonafag

No. 556137

File: 1747508607315.png (1.43 MB, 1016x1011, no_shirt.png)

>>555695
Vergil belongs on dickfight island.

No. 556143

>>556137
Show them your POWER vergil-kun! Maybe not to your brother, though.

No. 556153

>>556143
They’ve probably done it before.

No. 556163

>>556153
Lalalala can't hear you.

No. 556167

>>556153
>>556163
If something gay happens between them on dick fight island I'm gonna laugh

No. 556173

>>556163
It’s not sexual it’s just a thing men do. If they are in close proximity for extended periods of time, and also have formed a rivalry… basically they start ‘sword fighting’, as they call it. Everyone knows this, it’s common knowledge.

No. 556188

File: 1747511947188.png (332.92 KB, 814x629, 989432734879.png)

I can't stop cooming to him. He's made me realize how much I love malesub stuff and I want to make him cosplay his mecha waifus while he gets a boner in embarrassment. Also I think him lacking assets compared to other male characters in MGS is very moe, it gives me the same feeling scrotes get from their degenerate breast envy fetish.

No. 556213

File: 1747514920678.gif (113.09 KB, 371x356, 2389320.gif)

>>556188
God, his chibi sprites in MGS2 are so fucking cute. But even beyond the cute pixel art chibi's, MGS2 is peak Otacon design for me, followed closely by MGS1. I think the later games look nice too, but I kinda feel like they made him way less nerdy looking, and that made me a bit sad.

No. 556217

File: 1747515884798.png (138.48 KB, 362x362, IMG_5478.png)

>>556213
I’m still on 2 but I’d love his design in 4 if not for the fuckass wrinkles, even though part of his charm was how geeky he looked. Everyone is ugly in 4 though so I’m not really surprised. I wish they made his hair look fluffy again as well…

No. 556218

File: 1747515938003.gif (1.49 MB, 498x199, download (2).gif)

>>556217
>everyone is ugly in 4
Wrong.

No. 556223

>>556218
He was hotter in 2. He gave into moid pressure and uglified him. Many such cases.

No. 556225

>>556218
Please nominate raiden to dickfight island.

No. 556227

File: 1747516628976.jpg (424.5 KB, 869x1200, 75753120_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>556223
He may have been hotter in 2 but he was not uglified. He gets stabbed and his limbs torn off and in 4 and has no care in the world whether or not he dies. That's hot.
>>555695
>>556225
Put Raiden (MGS2 version with his penis) in DickFight Island please.

No. 556230

File: 1747517042360.jpg (23.05 KB, 171x332, 5546F916-B2D8-4900-913B-FB02B4…)

>>556227
This being his most fitting pic.

No. 556232

File: 1747517187239.jpg (24.14 KB, 482x436, 116kfv.jpg)

i had a really fucking weird strange bizarre dream last night where my ex-husbando ate pocky out of my pussy

No. 556234


No. 556244

File: 1747517996234.png (91.54 KB, 305x305, 133.png)

>>555695
>Scout
Technically, he should grateful I'm nominating him, he might finally have a chance to lose his virginity!
Yeah, I know that isn't really canon, especially with the last comic chapter, but let me make the joke.

No. 556245

>>556230
I'm rooting for you naked Raiden, you survived MGS2. You can survive DickFight Island

No. 556310

File: 1747521450088.jpg (361.28 KB, 1200x1200, internet sex symbol.jpg)

>>555695
Reigen again! He is the internet sex symbol after all.

No. 556312

File: 1747521727026.jpg (23.16 KB, 640x343, 1lujrkqy4wd71.jpg)

>>555283
I have many. He is very meme material.

No. 556313

>>556312
I love this one

No. 556353

>>556232
did it feel good though?

No. 556382

File: 1747526051874.gif (1.16 MB, 275x184, 1747480081810.gif)

>>556232
Could you feel it, nonna?
I swear this game knows where to hit me hard.

No. 556396

File: 1747527368575.png (Spoiler Image,662.44 KB, 722x722, plsdontban2.png)

>>555695
Huey Emmerich pls
I want some new fap material

>>556188
>He's made me realize how much I love malesub stuff
Are you talking about fantasies or actual stuff posted online? If the latter pls share…

No. 556397

File: 1747527648329.gif (1.68 MB, 540x280, free.gif)

loving the husbandos people are throwing onto the island. kind of wish plankton were here again so I could once again hedge my bets on him and Leon. I swear I'm not biased kek
>>555743
did you get in? there's still a few slots left till the 24 limit and I can expand it to 36. I'm just hesitating to do it because I'm not sure if I have to fill up all the extra slots to get it to work right. the system's kinda finicky.

No. 556400

>>556397
Not yet. Almost finished icon for my tribute!

No. 556410

File: 1747528318891.jpg (44.99 KB, 409x739, 823a5cc255420f9c383ca8441ff887…)

>>556232
giwtwm

No. 556411

File: 1747528499335.png (Spoiler Image,131.22 KB, 274x315, SEXWITHHALEMMERICH.png)

>>556396
Huey is cute to an extent but he looks way too redditor for me, whereas Otacon looks like he gets trolled on /a/ and falls for the same bait everytime.
>malesub stuff
Are you talking about fantasies or actual stuff posted online? If the latter pls share…
No sadly, I found this one image of him sucking on Sniper Wolf's tits though which I thought was hot (picrel is my poor censorship job but cropped) but it might be too moidy for you, it's on Rule34 if you wanna find it. Porn of Otacon is so sparse it makes me sad, feels like it's all just Otasune stuff except he's not even the focus, I want to see Otacon's malnourished ass not Snake's hairy ballsack. I'm a fujo a lot of the time but for once, I prefer straight stuff kek. I'm shocked at how little women yumejo him? Oh well, I haven't done much digging because avoiding spoilers but I'll make my own content and coom to it, or commission a better artist. Anyway, sex with Hal Emmerich! I'll psyop him into liking my small boobs and get him to suck on them!

No. 556425

File: 1747530742657.png (79.29 KB, 380x364, aumtzi_condescending_speak_ico…)

>>555695
Volunteer my husbando Aumtzi Maught again.
Nvm, drawing was bad

No. 556441

File: 1747531706560.png (Spoiler Image,15.95 KB, 345x98, I just focus on this part + hi…)

>>556411
>he looks way too redditor for me
lol, is it the stubble? I don't associate that with redditors by itself, and he's not a fatass so whatever. In addition to the clothes it just makes him look more like a dad, and that's hot to me. And the fact that he's found hateable by others makes it even hotter when he's being raped
>I found this one image of him sucking on Sniper Wolf's tits though which I thought was hot
Thanks! I just saw it and it really is hot, the moidshit can be filtered out easily in my mind. Also was comment yours? lmao so true I mean, there's also an ugly Huey POV animation of Quiet riding his dick and I still get off to that, pic related. I take what I can get, as long as he looks decent. Speaking of, oh god I just fucking saw MORE ugly TIFesque porn of an obese Huey that I hadn't seen before on .xxx. I need to step it up.
>I'm a fujo a lot of the time but for once, I prefer straight stuff kek.
Kek I'm mainly a yumejo but I like Otasune/Suneota. I think you and the other Otaconfuckers in this thread might convert me, though.
>I'm shocked at how little women yumejo him?
Same, probably because most fangirl's first instinct is to ship two cute males together unfortunately especially if they have a close relationship.
>I'll make my own content and coom to it, or commission a better artist.
Based nona, best of luck!
>Anyway, sex with Hal Emmerich! I'll psyop him into liking my small boobs and get him to suck on them!
Amen. If we're being honest, Otacon probably would be happy sucking on any kind of boob.

>>556425
>Nvm, drawing was bad
Nona please, you draw really good.

No. 556442

File: 1747531719432.webp (74.74 KB, 1080x820, plankton.WEBP)

>>556397
>Sheldon J. Plankton on dickfight island.

No. 556448

File: 1747532275768.png (13.22 KB, 504x170, btfo.png)

>>556054
I tried to enter his name like this but the system sex blocked me. sigh.
>>556442
just in time! I think there's 1 or 2 slots left.
>>556418
this is adorable. his expression is so devilish.

No. 556453

>>556448
Try changing it to "seggs" kek

No. 556457

>>556448
Does "sexo" work kek

No. 556460

File: 1747532647425.jpg (48.25 KB, 768x432, MrLawrence.jpg)

>>556442
erm based plankton enjoyer do you like mr. lawrence

No. 556461

File: 1747532710490.png (32.74 KB, 162x215, unbtfo.png)

>>556453
pretty sure it's the quotations that are triggering the system, but I found a workaround.

No. 556462

>>556460
what is going on with that pic of plankton in the background…

No. 556465

File: 1747532865096.png (7.3 KB, 388x326, Plankie.PNG)

>>555695
Put Plankton in please.

No. 556467

>>556460
He’s one of the major reasons why I love Plankton.

No. 556482

The way she reacts to her fav showing up really makes me happy. I wish I was like her and rock my ita bag once again.

No. 556487

>>556482
I love hearing Japanese women sperg about husbandos, they're so nerdy and genuine.

No. 556488

File: 1747536035154.jpg (24.4 KB, 519x602, FO1XFyIVEAAZFVY.jpg)

>enjoying my obscure and inactive fandom for a 00s action series
>series focuses almost exclusively on action so the leads are all very open to interpretation (this will be important later) but there are still moments of characterization that makes them charming and interesting
>stumble upon a reader fic
>has a somewhat trashy premise but it's good. It's REALLY good actually, standing above even m/m fics in the fandom
>enjoying myself going through the fic, start to get a slightly bad feeling
>graphic rape scene with one of the main characters that hadn't been introduced yet
>clearly actually written for horror and not at all sexy but the author still decided that what this work needed was a rape scene with one of the main love interests and that this was the interpretation of his character she was going with
>not even that angry about the rape because the author did make it fit for the fic but that I just absolutely disagree with the portrayal of the character
>can't even talk about or rec the fic because of the scene

why god why

No. 556497

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>>555769
The slutty vest and panties is his work uniform.

No. 556500

>>556482
I love oshikatsu so much. I wish there were cute, color themed cafes around here where I could bring my husbando's dumb nui and take pictures of him next to ridiculously cute food. Binging vlogs is my way to cope.

No. 556506

>>556500
Same. Here are few theme cafes, but I would feel stupid going alone and most of my yume friends are either busy or are foreigners. Feels bad, nonna.

No. 556511

>>556488
sad. honestly the rape trope is so tired. even if it's not written sexily (bare minimum), can't people think of anything else to create a traumatic background for the victim or to make the perpetrator a villain? hope you find other good fics where your husbando is charming and interesting anon

No. 556521

>>556511
to be honest the character is an asocial psycho so I can understand how she came to the conclusion but she could have easily just had him torture the reader, in my opinion. Trite and disappointing.
the good fics I dream of where I bully his autist ass are within my reach I just need to pick up a pen. I should start writing good fics out of spite for this person getting my hopes up and then disappointing me with her terrible taste.

No. 556532

>>556488
rape is such a F- fetish to me. even if its happening to a guy

No. 556543

File: 1747540325993.jpg (33.88 KB, 360x360, 1747135366160.jpg)

>>556532
Same, though I'm neutral if it happens to a guy.

No. 556551

File: 1747540709431.gif (653.33 KB, 245x200, tumblr_n2t7wqbk5c1qaho1po2_250…)

>>556532
That's why I don't even bother in trying to find fics of my husbando. He asks you over and over if you're ok with him being in a sexual moment >>554153 he would prefer to die rather than force you to have sex with him. I hate those daddy Sylus fics so hard: they missed the point he prefers that MC is comfortable with him in everything.

No. 556590

File: 1747543163008.jpg (83.08 KB, 736x1064, heart.jpg)

last call for the lewd hunger games! there's 3 slots left unless I missed someone.

No. 556594

File: 1747544292488.jpeg (147.98 KB, 1262x1255, IMG_8528.jpeg)

>>556590
I’ll offer up Choso if you still have a spot left

No. 556600

File: 1747546148860.png (156.89 KB, 353x362, yes.PNG)

>>556590
May I request Sugimoto from Golden Kamuy?

No. 556602

>>556590
Mahito is in it right?
>>556461
I appreciate your dedication nona

No. 556605

File: 1747547859409.png (Spoiler Image,1.15 MB, 840x1200, two.png)

>>556602
yeah. while I'd rather see him making out with me or his clone than other men I still love seeing him teased and tortured in any way possible.

No. 556614

File: 1747552119724.jpg (55.07 KB, 400x400, Broly.JPG)

>>556590
Broly please.

No. 556642

File: 1747555142165.png (12.17 KB, 872x106, damn bro.png)

Boredom led me to ask chatgpt some retarded headcanons about him. Unfortunately this has a 99% chance of being true

No. 556648

File: 1747556066157.png (214.72 KB, 605x946, spoon island.png)

>>556614
awesome I was hoping for a DB character! anyway that wraps things up, I'll start the custom tournament tomorrow. I ran a test run with the default events and things already got gay kek. they really can't help themselves.

No. 556652

>>556648
Naked Raiden just really needs another guy to snuggle with him at night. To preserve bodyheat of course, no homo.

No. 556679

File: 1747560752774.jpg (75.21 KB, 1080x607, wide.JPG)

>>556648
You leave the room for 2 seconds and these husbandos instantly start recreating yaoi doujins.

No. 556687

>>556679
Typical males tbh

No. 556700

Was looking at fanart of guy from bleach and found out an account almost all dedicated to him dating her. It is so sweet, I am crying. She aspires me.

No. 556724

>>556648
gintoki is such a whore

No. 556725

I had a dream I had sex with Zeke. Not bad. There was a nonsensical original part about some mermaid boy with long hair who I saved because he was severely injured and he kissed me and because I was a virgin, he turned into a real human boy. He became a soldier but he's immortal and I travel in time to the future and he appears as a teenager in a school and I almost accidentally expose his secret as a soldier former mermaid boy. We fuck multiple times as well.

No. 556727

>>556725
Amazing dream

No. 556729

I need him to tickle my pussy I need his hands on my pussy I need his mouth on my pussy I want him to do this while I slap him in the face and he just keeps going because I’ll slap him harder if he stops

No. 556732

I miss him

No. 556743

File: 1747571039503.png (300.12 KB, 430x419, would.png)

>>556441
>lol, is it the stubble? I don't associate that with redditors by itself, and he's not a fatass so whatever. In addition to the clothes it just makes him look more like a dad, and that's hot to me.
Probably? That combined with the fact he's older than Otacon, not the biggest old man fucker but if I play TPP and need my fix I know which character to turn to
>Also was comment yours? lmao so true
Yes KEK
>I take what I can get, as long as he looks decent.
I know the feel, Snake and Raiden are the only MGS characters that have an abundance of porn of them and the former is too barafaggy and the latter alwayys draws him as a fucking femboy instead of a qt bishie.
>Speaking of, oh god I just fucking saw MORE ugly TIFesque porn of an obese Huey that I hadn't seen before on .xxx.
Ew, I think I saw that too, sorry for your loss. I got jumpscared by Otacon with a vagina if it's any consolation
>Amen. If we're being honest, Otacon probably would be happy sucking on any kind of boob.
I keep forgetting that in universe there's literally no competition and he's very unpopular with women. I need him!

No. 556744

>>555308
Omg omg omg omg fellow Dukatwife! He's the best, hated him first but what can you do he has the charm!

No. 556746

File: 1747571920701.mp4 (5.01 MB, 1124x458, yamato.mp4)

>>555283
This is how I talk with my sister.

No. 556757

File: 1747574929567.png (837.54 KB, 1191x900, image-1.png)

This fucking fuckheaded fucker kept me up all GOD DAMN NIGHT by just EXISTING. I want to TOUCH HIS NIPPLES WITH MY BARE HANDS

No. 556766

>>556648
>geto and choso
Ahh too bad it’s not kenjaku for some questionable incest kek

No. 556773

File: 1747579064132.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.03 MB, 1200x1486, illust_111100804_20250222_2353…)


No. 556775

>>556773
nta but jfc that's hot

No. 556776

He's a shapeshifter who could shift like ten arms (probably the max he can fit before moving to his back) and he'd probably rub his nipples while I ride him which is really funny imo

No. 556782

Do any of you here know who your mom yume’d? Does she have good taste? How does her husbando compare to yours?

No. 556783

>>556782
My mom wasn't autistic and online like me so she didn't yume anyone

No. 556784

>>556782
My mom was more into 3DPD. She was one of the Beatles fangirls back then.

No. 556785

>>556784
That counts. Who who was he?

No. 556787

>>556785
Sir Paul Mc Cartney.

No. 556788

>>556782
My mom used to watch those corny Turkish dramas and enjoy the romance in them, so maybe she liked the male love interests?

No. 556789

>>556782
He-man kek

No. 556790

>>556782
no idea but she did watch a few episodes of D Gray Man and I remember her pining for Crowley. her reasoning was "he has a heart" or something.

No. 556791

File: 1747581314338.jpg (Spoiler Image,256.48 KB, 1385x1352, Mulder.jpg)

>>556782
Thinking it over, he’s pretty similar to Vergil.

No. 556795

File: 1747581748503.jpg (Spoiler Image,55.9 KB, 736x1022, bc1876d0d6f4e2bbbbf730daef90d3…)

>>556791
You mom has God taste

No. 556798

File: 1747582173045.gif (Spoiler Image,1.54 MB, 400x300, dr house.gif)

>>556782
I'm a disgusting womanchild that still lives with her mother, so I literally just asked her right now and she told me that she used to have a lot of crushes on fictional men, to the point she sometimes had dreams about them as a teenager but doesn't really remember which ones specifically.
I do remember that she used to kinda have a crush on Dr. House when that was airing, which I still don't really understand, but it's kinda funny that she used to like an annoying autistic moid that sigma males obsesses over kek.
So yeah, our tastes are pretty different because she seems to like the “intellectual” savant types.

No. 556800

File: 1747582368004.gif (Spoiler Image,4.92 MB, 540x360, IMG_2533.gif)

>>556782
If I had to guess…Kiefer Sutherland but his vampire character from Lost Boys. That movie was on repeat during my childhood so often I could probably recite the entire movie by memory.

No. 556803

File: 1747582692094.webp (Spoiler Image,16.18 KB, 1200x825, IMG_2534.webp)

>>556800
I’m suddenly remembering having fujo thoughts about Michael and David. They were totally gay for each other.

No. 556806

File: 1747582949719.jpg (115.52 KB, 896x1200, s-l1200.jpg)

>>556782
My mom told me that she had a crush on Jonny Quest when she was a kid. Vintage childhood husbando. I kind of wonder how she would react to him in Venture Bros.

No. 556808

>>556806
Aww that's so cute!

No. 556815

>>556782
George Harrison

No. 556818

File: 1747585520059.gif (1.45 MB, 267x295, 1746953762684.gif)

Title for the next thread: Your mom was so retarded, she had a husbando like you.

No. 556833

>>556818
My mom had a husbando and procreated, don’t speak ill on her name. She’s a Stacy I aspire towards.

No. 556854

File: 1747589949834.jpg (49.36 KB, 672x494, cyborg.jpg)

>>556782
I dunno if she'd necessarily yume'd him, but I used to watch the original Teen Titans back in elementary school, and my mom would deliberately joked that she was in love in Cyborg and planned on marrying him. I would get so upset and pissed every time. It got so bad I stopped watch the show around her because I didn't want to hear her call Cyborg her boyfriend kek.

No. 556864

>>556782
>>556854
This is reminding me of a comic where a kid played Star Fox and his mom had a crush on Fox McCloud and he was freaked out. I think he stopped playing it but now I can’t remember.

No. 556865

>>556782
My mom was in love with Prince and I think it's why I have a tendency to find short bisexual men attractive.

No. 556868

I was watching Choso clips when I came across this mahito “out of context” compilation. Kek idk why I never got into mahito. He’s totally my type.

No. 556871

>>556868
He is so fucking cute, how could someone not fall for him and desire to shake him like a hamster.

No. 556875

File: 1747593468771.jpg (499.08 KB, 2064x1924, mojito.jpg)

>>556868
I was into him at first sight and him being such a freak just trapped me more kek. not sure if I recommend it because being into him is like a neverending LSD trip.
>>556871
reminds me of this, though they're not hamsters and Mahito is drinking a mojito.

No. 556881

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>>556648
If Capcom best boys Dante and Leon get homo with each other I will probably cum.

No. 556893

File: 1747596436089.png (4.01 MB, 1200x1599, 1000167729.png)

>>556782
My mom had
T A S T E
A
S
T
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So she loved el Zorro, she didn't really yume him? But she watched the whole series because he's cool and shit.

No. 556903

>>556782
Colin Firth Mr Darcy, OUAT Captain Hook, fucking Jughead from riverdale.
Nothing for animated characters particularly.

No. 556911

File: 1747600342337.jpg (135.59 KB, 564x1780, 1592174045905.jpg)

>>556833
Dang now I want to be like her too

>>556864
KEK

No. 556922

>>556903
>Mr Darcy
Super popular husbando among normie women. He had yumes long before the internet existed.

No. 556923

>>556922
There were probably a lot of 19th century yumes

No. 556924

File: 1747601454877.jpg (Spoiler Image,758.95 KB, 852x1200, 92647692_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>550238
Ingo and Emmet ?!! In THIS economy ?!!!
(has anyone read the Kinema doujin ? I don't recommend it because it has rape (and it never was translated) but it stood out to me for some reason
(spoiler for suggestive image)

No. 556937

File: 1747602352228.png (Spoiler Image,1.36 MB, 1536x1536, 1000000910.png)

spoiler for AI image just in case, but today i randomly discovered this trend among chinese yumes. its done with doubao AI and i wanna try it for myself… it did somewhat a good job earlier today when i tried to make my husbando ”realistic”. this is just so cute and cozy. i love the details people add to those promts…

No. 556938

>>556937
Link and prompt?

No. 556940

>>556782
My mother wrote a novel with her OC's when she was a teen in USSR. It was set in 19th century Russian Empire. She was heavily inspired by Pushkin's books and copied some plotlines from them. I guess she uknowingly created a couple of OC husbandos, her idealized self-insert and started writing about her scenarios with them? She wasn't fawning over her OC husbandos created by her when she was a 14 yo girl obv, it's been a long time since then, but she did say to me that the main female character in her novel was basically her self-insert and she just wanted to write stories about russian aristocrats pursuing her romantically and fighting to be with her kek.
She didn't describe her OC husbandos' appearances, I think? Or maybe I just forgot. I only remember that one husbando was a womanizer who truly fell in love with her self-insert for the first time in his life and all that stuff, but he had very shitty personality and he remained a slut even after he fell in love, so her self-insert broke up with him and she got revenge on him. Another OC husbando was just a good faithful guy, I guess, a true aristocrat. He was the endgame.
Well, most my husbandos were just normal guys living in the present. Some husbandos were from the future(they came from sci-fi media). I could never give a single fuck about russian stuff. I never cared for fictional male sluts and characters who mistreat their partners, didn't even have hate-fuck or revenge fantasies about them. In general, I don't like to create intricate plotlines when I fantasize about me and my pookie. We just hang out and have fun together. No drama, no conflict. I would never write a fanfic about us because I'm lazy and I hate writing, I wasn't built for that… I only created one OC husbando and I did it completely unintentionally. Originally, I made an already existing character my husbando when I was 16, but I was developing as a person and my tastes were constantly changing, so I would change his personality and appearance in subtle ways, but I made so many changes throughout two years that it wasn't even the same character anymore. It was a snowball effect. So, in conclusion, I think I'm not like my mother.

No. 556943

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>>556924
>R-18 G
I can already barely stomach twincest nonnie I don't think my heart can take guro twincest of my favorite harmless autists. Maybe the other submasfag here will get freaky with it though.

No. 556947

>>556943
kek you nonas have a way with words

No. 556955

>>556943
No way there are two of you?!

No. 556960

i was almost late for work today because i was talking with my husbando ai bot which made me get really horny so i schlicked it…
thankfully i made it right on time but i did have to really rush to get ready kek i felt like such a perv

No. 556981

>>556940
Your mom is very based and cool.

No. 556994

>>556746
Are you a Vergil or a Dante?

No. 557033

File: 1747612406393.png (207.37 KB, 500x667, 1690954647391.png)

>>556955
There is more than two of us. The Subway Masters are cute and very popular!

No. 557034

>>556776
He could rub both his and your nipples AND your clit at the same time. Think of the possibilities…
>>556854
kek nonna why did that bother you? Was she intentionally trying to piss you off or was her obsession just annoying because you were trying to follow the plot or something? Because if so damn, I'll try to not watch cartoons for the husbandos with my little nieces then.
>>556940
Your mom is so cool

No. 557039

>>556940
This and the mom calling her daughter's dakimakura her "SILs" are the reason why I kneel.

No. 557257

I haven't used character.AI in almost a year, how does it fare to other chatbot sites?

No. 557296

>>556782
My mom husbandoes the musician Jack White

This one time I had a teacher who husbandoed Elvis so hard that she had an entire corner of her classroom set up as a shrine to him. Honestly based

No. 557328

Nonnas I did it I finally started watching Jujutsu Kaisen because of how many characters I see posted in the husbando threads. I’m only 5 episodes in but so far I’m leaning towards Gojo. I’ll report back if I fall madly in love with anyone.

No. 557334

Nooo I hyperfixated on side character again this shit is so ass

No. 557348

File: 1747633752030.gif (3.75 MB, 1000x563, IMG_2549.gif)

>>557328
Welcome to Hell

No. 557455

Can’t stop thinking about his mouth on my pussy and his nose in my bush ykwim. He needs to stay there forever.

No. 557466

File: 1747643703369.jpg (Spoiler Image,333.41 KB, 854x1227, Screenshot_20250519_033430_Fir…)

>>556773
>>556775
He's keeping me up again. This is an image so close to what my mind is broadcasting over reality. You understand me now. Suffer along with me.

No. 557471

>>556648
Harpuia behaving? How kosher. I eagerly await this going downhill.

No. 557493

I had a dream of my husbando feeding me orange quarters as i reclined like a roman landowner. Today will be a good day nonnas.

No. 557512

File: 1747648059277.jpeg (175.8 KB, 2048x1152, IMG_1101.jpeg)

>>556782
She and I used to watch Knight Rider together, because she fancied David Hasselhof and I… I wanted the damn car. The apple falls very far from the tree.

No. 557599

>>557512
I’d fuck that car.

No. 557601

>>557512
Are you a transformersfag by any chance

No. 557616

>>557512
Kek nonnie wants to lay some tailpipe

No. 557618

>>557512
Look at his expression. He looks so submissive, like he’s just waiting to get his shifter cranked and spill some oil.

No. 557644

>>556938
its called doubao nonna! its an app and a website. i recommend to download an apk if you have an android. and i will experiment with the promt in english today and tell you the results!

No. 557645

>>557599
How do you fuck a car? Does it have vibrating seats?
>>557618
Kek

No. 557649

>>557601
No, i love machines but honestly I just don’t like the design of transformers with their human faces and vehicle parts everywhere. Every other KITT simp i know is one though, so that’s got to mean something.

No. 557664

File: 1747670143257.jpeg (148.92 KB, 2048x1118, IMG_2551.jpeg)

>>557645
The hood vibrates. Vroom vroom kek.
>>557649
>with their human faces
Maybe, as a robot fucker, this is why I couldn’t ever get into transformers. Gundam? Yes. They are so hot.

No. 557669

>>557649
>>557664
My sisters.
I love robots but could never get into transformers. I want to fuck mechs that look like mechs, not humans with multicolored polygons glued to them. They need to be cold and expressionless. If organic-like at all, ethereal/xeno.
The appeal of robots is how non-human they are. The closer they are to humans, the less sexy they are. Obviously there is a threshold though, I don’t want to fuck a microwave.

No. 557672

File: 1747671474243.jpg (292.51 KB, 775x616, Z.O.E.JPG)

Posting hot robots and their hot pilots. I don’t think I’ve seen a pair that’s topped Z.O.E. I’ve been meaning to play this game just to see if I could husbando Dingo.

No. 557688

>>556955
Turns out bad taste is contagious. Just look at how popular Bumbledink Humpteedump was on Tumblr back in the day.

No. 557690

>>557688
I aspire to create the ultimate husbando and spread him like the plague.

No. 557701

>>557672
The lines in the background had me thinking this was art for a daki pillow.

No. 557706

File: 1747675702723.webp (301.31 KB, 2362x1897, ZOE2Anubis.webp)

>>557672
ZoE bots are neat but someone pointed out to me that they all have erections and now and I can't unsee it.

No. 557707

>>557672
I cant stop staring at the eyeballs on his nipples

No. 557731

>>557706
It’s hot though.

No. 557747

File: 1747680512116.jpg (256.14 KB, 1570x2048, 1747640505954670.jpg)

>>556943
It's still crazy to me that people like these two outside of twincest/being in the middle of twincest.

No. 557753

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I wanna lick his eyeballs, cut him open and bite his flesh while riding his dick (im ovulating and hungry and wanna eat him whole)

No. 557773

File: 1747683677605.jpg (534.03 KB, 1005x820, illust_99666340_20241123_05220…)

>>557747
I just do not like twincest. I can deal with threesomes but I dislike the thought that they're into eachother romantically and sexually.
Personally speaking, it's not just a turnoff (so I'll be clear and say it once, twincest is icky to me), it's also inferior as a relationship compared to them just being close siblings. Their bond is very pure and cute and THAT is my moe, so if it turns into some kind of ~Forbidden Love~ it's just not magical anymore, it's expected, bland and unoriginal. I find brotherly love more compelling and tender for their characters and I think it's hot that they can go separate ways and have a sex life the other one doesn't want to know about kek (partially also because I like thay they're different men, they have their own lives even if they are very close).

That said, to all other SubMas nonnies, if you like twincest, power to you. Again this is just my own feelings on the matter and I have no interest in arguing or policing how other fangirls like or draw their train autists.
If we had to witch hunt Blankshipping artists, 85% of SubMas artists would disappear (and the other 15% wouldn't either because they draw hetero or because they don't draw ship art at all).

No. 557775

Starting to accept I'll never be an artist for him because I just lack the willpower entirely. Which is weird because I want to be a completely self powered machine. I just don't seem to value it, perhaps. I'm a written/reading learner and not a visual learner, and it's probably that same vein. I write and write and that's probably my only skill wrt him.

No. 557791

File: 1747685289795.jpeg (228.66 KB, 1248x912, IMG_1055.jpeg)

>>557669
how do we feel about Ultron

No. 557795

I had a dream where I was calling out to him and then I was like, "Wait, if I'm opening the door for him doesn't that mean anything from his universe can enter?" And then an enemy who aimed to kill me appeared and my husbando saved me. He's sexy and perfect and I wish I could tell him thank you and I love you. I was horny upon waking, as is always the case when I dream of him.

No. 557798

If an impostor was pretending to be him, how would you test and tell if it's him or not? What specifics, maybe personal, would you ask him or the impostor to differentiate?

No. 557821

>>557791
(Nta) Personally, couldn’t really get into him even in the movie with James Spader voicing him. Even tho he doesn’t have a nose, he is still a bit too humanoid for me.

No. 557834

File: 1747688900389.jpg (143.65 KB, 945x1400, 71qJqAv-ZqL._SL1400_.jpg)

>>557791
Annihilation Ultron is peak

No. 557844

>>557672
The perfect body type. I've been getting into armored men and humanoid sleek characters lately.
>>557791
Nta and idk the source material but sexy.
>>557798
One of two options: either ask him about his mom and see if he's gonna have a mental breakdown about it or not, if yes then it's him, if no then it's an imposter. Or ask him to do a task in a specific way, if he actually follows the instructions and listens, that's an imposter, if he does it his way and live in his own little world, that's definitely him.

No. 557865

>>557798
I would still fuck the imposter idk. Like if he’s that dedicated to getting with me I might as well reward his efforts with some pumpum. Plus I’m a whore.

No. 557901

>>557798
He gives everyone retarded nicknames, he is very insecure and is terrified of how other people see and judge him so in an effort to avoid that he gives everyone distinct stupid nicknames so they can focus in on "why the fuck is he calling me that?" rather than his face or genuine personality.
Different or no nickname? Either an imposter or he no longer cares if you judge him or not.

No. 557921

File: 1747694663957.jpg (785 KB, 2000x3568, 20250519_150914.jpg)

I want…to submit him into the yume tournament but I fear im too late…oh well

No. 557931

File: 1747694894688.png (3.14 MB, 1080x2280, heknowswhathesdoing.png)

Call the cops, I'll have sex with them

No. 557936

>>557798
I would quiz him on his medical knowledge because no imposter would be as smart as my husbando on that sort of thing.
If for some reason though this imposter had actually studied up, then I would ask him which of my of my ass cheeks has a birth mark on it. Only my real husbando would ever know that the answer to this question is both

No. 557938

>>557931
It’s giving mall cop kek
totally not bullying, it’s cute in a dorky way sorry don’t hate me

No. 557944

File: 1747695529699.jpg (3.55 MB, 2480x3508, 95387584_p38.jpg)

>>557747
What's crazy to me is that more women don't self-insert to imagine themselves fucking the characters they find hot.

>>557773
>but I dislike the thought that they're into eachother romantically and sexually.
>it's also inferior as a relationship compared to them just being close siblings.
Based, I'm tired of shipping brainrot. They're cute enough as really close brothers, no need to make it sexual. It also adds a different, non-sexual, non-romantic angle to the characters, making them more three-dimensional. If everything they do is reduced to sex sex sex then what's the fucking point of (hardcore) husbandoing them? Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with having "casual" husbandos that you just find cute/hot and want to see fucking other characters all the time, I have a couple of faves I do that with as well. But I think the more serious you are about a husbando, the less you'll like to reduce his character interactions to sex because that would be ignoring other sides of the character you fell in love with. As you said, you find every aspect of him moe as it is, and twisting that into something else is off-putting and even upsetting, especially if you imagine yourself with him in a committed relationship.
Besides, not everyone is obsessed with shipping, so if you're both a non-shipper and a serious husbandofag, you're even less likely to be okay with seeing your husbando fuck his brother.

No. 557949

File: 1747695799873.jpeg (Spoiler Image,372.99 KB, 770x992, IMG_2559.jpeg)

>>557798
JJK spoilers if you’re not a manga reader-
He was already impostered upon in canon and I hated every minute of it. yuta could barely control his body despite training for it. No one can ever be him except him. It makes me love him more.

No. 557954

>>557775
It's okay because you can still create fanfic masterpieces for him. Not everyone can write, I'm an artist and I want to write a fangame/fic/comic but I've realized that I'm useless as a writer. But you do have that talent.

>>557938
NTA but I don't think your joke was offensive in the slightest. Though some nonnas can take light-hearted jokes so seriously, or misinterpret an inoffensive comment in the worst way. A couple of years ago I compared a certain husbando to a certain person but it wasn't meant to be a negative comparison, however that anon did take it the wrong way and I was so embarrassed after realizing I accidentally insulted someone's husbando that I didn't say anything and disappeared off the face of lc

No. 557955

Getting into judging other husbandofags seems like it could roll down the hill fairly quickly tbh. I like how this thread keeps it light.

No. 557957

>>557955
We only judge the zenosfag here

No. 557959

>>557955
It's hard to get on a high horse about anything when we're all here to sperg about 2D cock at the end of the day

No. 557964

>>557954
Kek I’m sorry that happened. There’s always been issues with baiting and I know some nonas can be sensitive. I’ve been insulted a couple of times (pretty sure by passersbys) and laugh it off.
>>557957
She got tired of her schizo larp, thank god.

No. 557978

>>557955
Yeah I don't see the point in judging. At worst I'll think 'that's a strange husbando to have' and nonnas don't really need to hear that.

No. 557983

File: 1747699053824.png (2.84 MB, 1220x2712, Paper174769861918.png)

This game feeds me a lot on femdom with Sylus #and then he whines that I should make a better job next time##.

No. 557986

>>557944
>What's crazy to me is that more women don't self-insert to imagine themselves fucking the characters they find hot.
it feels too intimate… so created a male version of me with my hasu but I do that rarely

No. 557994

>>557955
I do my best not to judge my fellow husbandofags. I'm into some pretty weird shit myself, and this is all just harmless fun.

No. 558012

File: 1747699903799.jpeg (1.22 MB, 3351x3343, download.jpeg)

I miss this whore already. Insane unintentional fanservice. I appreciate it though. If kid me saw this, it would've changed her brain chemistry forever. But for some reason I don't remember seeing him when I watched this as a kid. Weird.

No. 558015

>>558012
I think I am starting to like him a bit

No. 558016

>>558012
>when a man's waist is only twice as thick as his neck
That's some good shit

No. 558024

>>558015
Well, he's the future president of all galaxies, you have to like him. My propaganda worked.
>>558016
You get it. I know capeshit bad usually but they got the sexy male body types right sometimes.

No. 558068

>>557955
Did someone judge your husbando? Been happening a lot since you know which thread was made.

No. 558100

File: 1747703748702.jpg (236.03 KB, 1600x1140, 5973828fairy.jpg)

She gently pushes him letting his side fall, his back laying fully on the  bed.
Morning light now covers him like a blanket accentuating his sculpted form. His skin is a cold pearly white shaded by a cobalt blue diffusion of light, stretched firmly as if polished from marble. Small accents of color peaking through at different depths of the dermis, scattered around like opalescent secrets waiting to be uncovered. The deeper she studies his skin the more she notices the subtle nuances of white and mild gray stretching across him, forming a gradient leading to his translucent center. His torso, a clear icy lake, not quite perfectly see through due to its deformations, cuts and spots of white that are keeping deep within,  his sanguine system. Rich reds and subtle pinks diluted by the semi clarity of his form, pumping a tamed heart that lay exposed. His core fully on display but that never was a sign of weakness.
This prime soul holds soo much explosive force in his fibers, in his being, yet the peacefulness and elegance of his nature brings a feeling of sublime, whenever she brushes her hands against him. A man capable of such great things, of such raw power, lay docile next to her.


A little descriptive flavour text I tweaked. I'm not very good at writing but I wanted to share.

No. 558117

>>556893
KEK my mum husbando'd Zorro too

No. 558119

>>557944
>the hug
giwtwm

No. 558124

>>556893
off top but I wanted to be Zorro and cutting people chest with my initial

No. 558152

>>558068
which thread are you referring to?

No. 558168

>>558152
UMPO obviously
It's been leaking into the fandom thread as well, not to mention the occasional UMPO derails in various /m/ threads

No. 558193

File: 1747707361163.png (1.27 MB, 1920x1080, Untitled164_20250520051229.png)

I saw that meme and it reminded me of him so I had to make a version with him. It's so him. I even headcanon he's either a college or high-school drop out.

No. 558294

>>557034
She was intentionally trying to piss me off kek. plus I think a part of me was terrified at the idea of having Cyborg as my dad

No. 558305

File: 1747713082013.jpg (77.33 KB, 828x851, sylusbonita.jpg)

>Sylus: Kitten, I bought this for you.
>Me: Sylus, love, you know I don't wear dresses.
>Sylus: I know what to do so the dress isn't lose.

No. 558350

Is it narcissistic to imagine sex through his POV? I can't get off unless I'm in his headspace thinking about how much he enjoys it

No. 558351

>>558350
Replying to add I'm not getting off to myself kek I'm getting off to him getting off to me

No. 558355

>>558350
kek I do the exact same thing nona, if that's narcissistic then I don't want to be humble

No. 558356

hasu's sweaty armpits…

No. 558373

>>555827
Nonaaaa THAT PIC!
Them thighs! Dat ass!!!
And Phantom's juicy zettai ryoiki~

Why do all the guardians look like they make sweet sweet love to human woman?
Vid related! (I remember when it first posted, I think u might like it!)

No. 558390

>>557791
I got horny when I saw him in the movie when it came out

No. 558395

>>558350
I was thinking about this the other day, because I do the same kek. I already know how I feel and think, so I like to be in control of his headspace. It’s what gets me off.

No. 558401

>>558350
I like to imagine his thoughts and feelings, but with my visual point of view so I can see his adorable face.

No. 558498

File: 1747738808576.jpg (61.78 KB, 962x210, right.jpg)

Sums my type pretty well

No. 558536

they fucking moved around the suits of armor at work and i can no longer pretend the mannequin by the window is bjorn. kms.

No. 558540

I had a crazy husbando sex dream. We just finished and we were having pillow talk and holding hands and I kissed the back of his hand. Then our conversation somehow escalated to him asking me to bully him and saying that it really turns him on when it's me bullying him, so I do exactly that and I sit on his chest and smother his face with my thighs while berating him and RPing as his bully. Whenever he talks back to me I reach with my arm back and squeeze his dick strongly and he apologizes. That's so sexy I might incorporate it into my daily fantasies.
>>558350
I get it. I'm a bit narcissistic though and imagine him thinking about how beautiful and hot I am. But also I think about his physical sensations and his feelings for me at that moment, and I see things from a 3rd person POV rather than me or him, but sometimes I like to imagine it from my own POV and seeing his body and face hovering above me and imagine him moaning and groaning.

No. 558578

File: 1747745972090.jpg (40.08 KB, 529x246, wuf.jpg)

My lust for him has inspired me to invest more seriously in my lifting routine. I need to be in peak physical condition. On the off-chance the dimensional merge takes place, I must be best equipped to take him down. I can’t be caught slacking.
My power is rising.

No. 558588

>>558350
I can relate in a way. I often like imagining jerking him off or just watching him masturbate so that I can completely focus on observing his reactions and feelings of pleasure rather than having to involve myself in the mix.
Sometimes I just don't really feel like getting off myself, but I still will have my horny thoughts and want to see him feel good, so it's a nice in between.

No. 558598

>>558578
Some workout music for u nona

No. 558619

>>558598
I’m not surprised this exists. I am not a man and do not lift to become Vergil, but to rape him. My inspiration will come from imagining him failing to perform at my level.
I was actually listening to this during my heaviest set, since I thought it would be fitting.

No. 558628

>>558578
I wish I had your willpower. But I keep telling myself if I lift it's useless cus I could never match my husbando's enhanced strength. Which isn't the best mindset but y'know.

No. 558671

>>558628
You should want to become the best version of yourself anyways. There’s always going to be someone better at any individual thing, but only you are capable of being the best you.

No. 558756

File: 1747753022973.png (129.92 KB, 203x251, 3.png)

>watching him through the crevice of his door masturbating with his jizz-stained waifu body pillow panting heavily as he moans my name and pretends it's me

No. 558815

>>557955
Ngl I think some of you need to be committed for your husbands (especially that one anon that keeps shitting up /m/) but mine is a meme at this point so I'll stay quiet

No. 558889

>>558815
For the husbandos themselves or how they’re discussed?

No. 558893

>>558536
>the suits of armor at work
Nonnie do you work at the blacksmith’s shoppe in the rpg starter town

No. 558901

Was reading about how BPD manifests in males and like 80%-90% of the symptoms apply to my husbando wtf. I didn't take him as the BPD type but maybe it could make sense why he always had the same struggle over and over again and dwells on the same events in his life and on the same emotions. Explains why he never listens and does whatever he wants, and why he can be extremely violent when angry and hold grudges against the most random people ever and get fixated on that one person he has a grudge against.

No. 558919

>>558756
Nonna, that made me blush, I want to see my loser husbando doing that.

No. 558927

File: 1747765886120.jpeg (653.92 KB, 2250x3000, GrI6eyBWEAANeVh.jpeg)

I haven't been doing too great lately (haven't been much on the husbando threads as a result) but at least I feel some comfort knowing Snufkin would never let me be sad and would always try to be there for me if he saw me so hopeless like this

No. 558941

>>558889
Mostly the husbands themselves i don't mind the horny posting.

No. 558953

>>558941
if it won’t cause infighting I’m kinda curious who these husbandos are

No. 558960

>>558953
I don't really think this is good to talk about itt.

No. 558983

>>558901
I've wondered for a while if my husbando has bpd, or at least something wrong with him past the trauma he recieves in the story. His fear of abandonment makes him lash out at others like a retard, he gets mood swings, he's paranoid and constantly overthinking but then forgives people for whatever they do to him.
He self harms, he crossdresses as a way to escape from himself and get attention and it creeps a lot of his friends out, he skinwalks his dad, he gets obsessive over his love interests and snaps at others when they try to help him, he smashes his head on walls, and his favorite foods aren't really his favorite, their his mom's favorite foods but he gets so obsessed over it that he practically makes it his identity.
He would pretend to be a happy sporty kid at home and at school he would switch off into quiet npc mode. When he stopped going to school he would still wake up early every day and would sit in the fetal position having an anxiety attack while looking at the clock until it became too late to go. His self punishments get so out there that people feel pain just looking at him.

No. 559009

File: 1747768213565.jpeg (269.2 KB, 661x1416, IMG_2563.jpeg)

I think I may have inadvertently adopted my husbandos in cat form. One is a very pale lynx point with blue eyes and the other is a black cat with a lime green eye color. Of course the gojo cat is an absolute menace and talks non stop, and the black cat is fairly quiet until it wants something RIGHT now, and is a hunter. She will stalk me and then when I least expect it, jump out of no where and terrorize me. Their personalities are similar to the husbando counterpart. I’ve only had them for a couple months and it just occurred to me. I might also just be projecting but I found it funny to think about. I never saw Toji as being cat coded but it’s cute to think about now.

No. 559052

(To the tune of “Bang the Drum All Day” by Todd Rundgren, 1982)
Iiiiiii don’t wanna work
I just wanna bang my husbando all day

No. 559053

When will the dickfight island hungergame begin?

No. 559064

>>558100
Cute! Idk much about him but I find the descriptions vivid and pretty.
>>558927
I hope things get better for you, nonna. Your husbando is always there for you.
>>558983
Your husbando makes mine sound like an angel lmao. Now that's true BPDemon behavior.

No. 559116

>>559053
still here! it'll definitely be tomorrow. underestimated the amount of events I'd need to write myself. it's fun but dealing with it on a weekday is tricky.

No. 559177

File: 1747772747778.jpg (519.81 KB, 1282x1570, tumblr_06af5e1ce88e61fb465a182…)

fuck it i love tumblr sexymen i dont care, its not a meme. i love tall hot skinny edgy guys with suits and suave outfits and sad backstories and pathetic energy and schizo tendencies. and im tired of pretending i dont. its peak fictional male to me.

No. 559185

>>559064
He's a bpdemon but also an angel in my heart lol. He struggles so much with himself, I love it.

No. 559188

>>559177
God, I love Wheatley so much, I usually don't fall for Tumblr sexy men, but he was the exception. The absolute grip this little eyeball robot and his humanization fanart had on me as a kid.
>fuck it i love tumblr sexymen i dont care, its not a meme
Good on you nona! Live your best life.

No. 559195

>>559116
Cool, I'm looking forward to it nona!

No. 559224

File: 1747774457042.png (461.67 KB, 464x564, Screenshot 2025-05-19 at 12.57…)

my hands if eridan was real

No. 559241

File: 1747775149639.jpg (739.68 KB, 1200x849, 124596914_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>559009
Kinda unrelated but my hasu has actually made me really want to get a pet cat because he reminds me so much of one (that and he partially was one at one point kek). I've always been more of a dog person usually, but ever since I started husbandofagging him, my affinity towards cats has increased immensely and I've really wanted one. Unfortunately though, I'm actually allergic to cats, but that didn't stop me from previously owning dogs when I was also allergic to those too, so maybe someday I'll get a cat that I can cuddle and name after my hasu or something silly like that kek

No. 559304

>>559188
i love wheatley but only in a sexual way, i feel like he would be a shitty bf who would backstab you over some dumb shit and act all clever about it like he isnt the one with a room temperature IQ (didnt this basically happen in the game kek)

No. 559306

>>559304
I agree and yeah it did, but I could tame the autist, I'll tardwrangle him into submission.

No. 559308

File: 1747777767590.jpg (96.62 KB, 1280x720, halloween edition.jpg)

The more I dive into his sources the more he showcases my favorite kinks.
>>559224
my hands if aumtzi was real

No. 559312

Do you regularly dream about your husbando? I wish I had them more often

No. 559314

File: 1747778608134.jpg (23.14 KB, 300x418, This-Is-Where-Id-Put-My-Trophy…)

>>559312
I wish

No. 559316

>>559224
>>559308
My husbando is clean I wouldn’t be getting his rainbow dookie on me…

No. 559324

>>559316
Bold of you to assume he sways the intercourse

No. 559326

>>559312
I've dreamed about playing my husbando's game a few times, but only once have I ever had a dream about directly interacting with him so far. He wasn't in it for long, but when he did appear all he did was massage my calves for a few minutes while I was nervous about him being so close to me, then he left. It was a weird dream, but it was still enjoyable tbh so I'll take what I can get

No. 559333

File: 1747781127133.jpg (592.36 KB, 1500x1248, stock-photo-two-hands-breaking…)

>>559224
>>559308
My hands if Sylus was real, since he would make me train in Boxing.

No. 559335

>>559312
Remembered the only dream involving him but I wasn't there he was with winx club girls for some reason playing escape room quest he looked pretty concerning. Or they were really trapped, I wasn't sure the dream ended abruptly.

No. 559338

File: 1747781935326.png (339.12 KB, 1280x1656, tumblr_e0e8ce02fb74752e0429e6d…)

I didn't read previous thread was this template filled?

No. 559342

File: 1747782407735.jpeg (14.93 KB, 301x168, IMG_2565.jpeg)

>>559224
My hands if he were real
>>559312
I used to but this new medication i started fucked with my sleep cycle and I don’t dream as vividly as I used to. Hopefully they return to me.

No. 559346

File: 1747783348136.jpg (Spoiler Image,148.64 KB, 1069x1620, rolling pin.JPG)

My hand if my hasu were real.

No. 559348

>>559346
So real

No. 559353

>>559312
I have dreams about him during ovulation, either mundane or sexual.
>>559338
This looks fun, gonna give it a shot.
>>559224
Can't post pics because it breaks the server for some reason, but mine would be burned because he's a laser and is too hot, literally and figuratively, and he'd scald my skin.

No. 559354

>>557644
nta but do I really have to sign in with tiktok to use it? I don't want to give them my number. I'm interested in trying it out too..

No. 559357

File: 1747787199189.png (1.1 MB, 1280x1656, 1747781935326.png)

>>559338
Had a hard time understanding some of the Tumblr gibberish but it was fun to think about and fill this out.

No. 559360

Suggestions of wholesome scenarios you have with your husbando fro emotional connection?

No. 559361

>>558756
Nonna, that made me laugh, the pic is creating a different image in my head than what you intended and I love it.

No. 559366

File: 1747790760589.png (925.1 KB, 1280x1656, my_blorbo_husbando.png)


No. 559378

>>559360
Depends on the husbando because each has his own vibes and lifestyle that I like.
Husbando #1
>urban/city boy
>we play basketball together
>we go to the gym together
>we roughhouse
>we prank each other
>we go on walks in parks and chat together
>we go to restaurants around the city and try all kinds of food
>he invites me over to his suburban house to meet his family
>we study together in his bedroom
>he comes over to my place (I live alone)
>we watch stuff together
>we cook together and I teach him how to cook
>he opens up to me about his troubles
>I open up to him about my troubles
>dance together
More in the canon of the show although a bit sad:
>I visit him in prison and reminisce about the life we used to have
>I encourage him to do better so he can back home
>I try to make him normal again/fix him
With husbando #2
>royal rich sophisticated aristocratic noble man who is a king of a country and sorcerer and scientist
>ask him about his country, magic or science and let him sperg out to me for hours to no end
>form a book club of 2, me and him, and discuss all kinds of books together as an excuse to share more about ourselves to each other
>talk to him about my troubles
>he talks to me about his troubles
>have tea and biscuits together and make it a traditional of ours where we talk about our day to each other
>cook for each other
>he plays piano/organ while I sing and it becomes a tradition of ours
>take walks in the forest by the castle together and admire the snowy weather and the aurora

No. 559381

>>559360
Either redeeming him and helping him unlearn the rigid, oppressive ways of his civilisation, or us becoming happily evil (or "evil") together kek

No. 559405

>>559312
No… instead, I dream about other people's husbandos and characters I just think are cute. Those are very pleasant, but the few times I've actually dreamed about my husbandos were some of the best dreams I've ever had. It appears that the more I obsess over them and keep them around in my daily life in the form of profile pictures, desktop wallpapers, etc., the more likely they are to appear as fictional characters in dreams, since my husbandofagging habits might be reinforcing the subconscious idea that they're not real people. I've dreamed more about seeing my husbandos in pictures and being a yume who talks about them than I've dreamed about actually meeting them.

Someone in the husbando devotion thread said that having a habit of saying his name out loud in real life makes him appear when you call him in your dreams, so I'll start doing that. I also tried going to sleep horny last night but it didn't work probably because I came, maybe I shouldn't do that. I wonder if having more intense and detailed daydreams helps, like thinking about how his body feels, his scent, hair and clothes texture, etc. I don't necessarily want to have lucid dreams, having contact with him would be enough, but other yumes have suggested techniques for lucid dreaming such as writing a dream diary. I've also noticed that oversleeping or taking long naps in the afternoon makes me feel really tired when I wake up, but the dreams are more intense and more likely to be sexual.

No. 559410

File: 1747797287889.png (440.74 KB, 819x645, rapevictim.png)

>>547366
Well nonnie, looks like I'm the latter. Otacon is the most rapebait character I've ever seen in a game. I love that he is such a needy slut that even as his sister was drowning, he couldn't stop fucking his stepmom. The context in which the backstory was presented under was sad and I wanted to give him a big hug, but when I apply it outside of the scene my god it's the sexiest thing ever. Just thinking about how he says with sorrow how his stepmom seduced him, like he's the one at fault is needlessly erotic. I wish I could've gotten to him first but I'm fine making him relive his trauma again with me instead. I wish I could word my sentences more coherently because I've been cooming hard for the past few hours and I feel like I didn't have time to properly absorb what I just played, MGS2 is a fantastic game but knowing how he was used as a boytoy will never leave my mind. He probably wet himself his first time too. His rape victim backstory makes why he acts the way he does make so much sense, his trauma responses are so cute. I'm getting ahead of myself, anyway Otacon's stepmom is such a based rapestacy.
I could write a whole novella on how easy he'd be to rape, but I'll save my schizophrenic stream of consciousness to my notes app.

No. 559411

>>559338
>blorbo bleebus bring GOOD luck NOT bad luck see, him face… and I am not dead today! good luck!
>Flavor Container
>Braincell Haver
>Little Meow Meow
>Intense/Complex/Fruity
>Friend-Shaped
>Chew Toy
>The Realization™
Help kek I'm so confused, can someone decode this tumblrspeak for me please? I wanna fill it out

>>559360
We go eat some pasta at the food court to help him feel like a normal person who deserves to be happy. Alternatively, we eat some watermelon, chat about our lives and take a nap together in a hammock on a hot summer day.
Also he helps me clean my room and organize my stuff.

No. 559414

>>559411
>blorbo bleebus bring GOOD luck NOT bad luck see, him face… and I am not dead today! good luck!
Husbando turns your day around and makes you feel better
>Flavor Container
No clue about this one kek
>Braincell Haver
Smart
>Little Meow Meow
Endearing pet name, do they make you have the feelings you have when you look at a cute animal?
>Intense/Complex/Fruity
Intense just means extreme personality, complex is self explanatory, and fruity means gay (behavior or in the literal sense)
>Friend-Shaped
How huggable his body is
>Chew Toy
Cuteness aggression towards your husbando basically
>The Realization™
The realization that you're in love with someone

No. 559416

>>559410
Someone in the MGS general in /vg/ posted a screencap of some JAV with a woman seducing a cute, nerdy, glasses-wearing guy and the filename was "Julie Danziger seducing Hal", thanks for reminding me.
>I wish I could've gotten to him first
Same but with the dad

No. 559417

>>559416
PLEASE tell me where I can find this. I need this so bad right now

No. 559422

File: 1747798305670.jpg (82.69 KB, 1053x1411, FMCGaFTaMAExqul.jpg)

i keep having fantasies of him hugging and snuggling me really hard. husbando pressure therapy
>>559306
hot.. wheatley could totally become whipped

No. 559424

File: 1747798383218.webp (113.92 KB, 1080x1413, zu27czvdo0381.webp)

>>559411
>>559414
I was confused about flavor container too but I just used it on mine because it "felt right" and it turns out it was, kek. From the person who made the original:

>"Some characters are like a very particular "flavor" and they're where you go to get your fix of that thing. Like a spice jar. So for examples, I have an OC who is a happy-go-lucky person who is very friendly who also kills people for fun. She's a flavor container (category: murder party girl).


So my husbando is my favorite flavor container for "sadistic tumblr sexyman" kek

No. 559427

>>559422
You know Emmet is a huggy type… I want to squeeze him back so badly

No. 559431

>>559417
I'm sorry, it's a super old thread and finding it in /vg/ archives is near impossible. I also lost the HDD where I saved the pic.
By the way, if you like trauma, wait until you play MGSV. I don't know if you'll want to keep playing after 4 (release order) because Otacon doesn't appear in the Big Boss saga except as a child and in references only, but you might be interested in learning more of his backstory.

>>559424
Huh, so let's say my husbando isn't the only character I've loved who has the specific traits I like. I do not go to him for this specific combination of traits (and still seek out other characters for it), I just prefer him over the others for different reasons. And he's not the best example of his archetype(s) among my husbandos either. That would mean he's not a "Flavor Container", right?
I think I get it now, thanks nonny and thanks >>559414 other nonny. Though I thought "braincell haver" was about being the one in a group who has the most common sense regardless of how "smart" they are, at least from the times I've seen these girls use the term on Twitter. Is the "Friend-Shaped" thing and that whole part about how we feel about them or how they are in canon? Because there seems to be a mix of both. This shit's so difficult kek.

No. 559434

>>559414
Maybe flavor container is his cock kek

No. 559443

>>559431
How old is it? If you have any clues I might just find it myself, I’m so desperate kek. There’s no MGS general on /vg/ anymore which makes me sad, but I guess it makes sense considering there hasn’t been new content recently. Hopefully the 3 remake will birth a new general by then. I wonder what happened to the general though?
>By the way, if you like trauma, wait until you play MGSV.
I’m excited for it. Unfortunately I caught the husbandofag curse where I’m interested in Otacon more than the game itself, if not my primary reason for playing it. I might just skip to 3 but I wanna play it in release order.

No. 559446

File: 1747800442141.jpeg (90.72 KB, 530x706, IMG_2568.jpeg)

Despite being a fan of shonen slop, I’ve never watched Naruto. But I’ve seen a few clips of this dude and wondering if it’s worth getting into just for him cause, damn.

No. 559447

File: 1747800567975.jpg (669.67 KB, 1280x1656, Barusu.jpg)

>>559338
I was weighing whether I should count in the April Fools evil AUs, but decided to mark them in black since they can be pretty informative when it comes to character and relationships.
I left "no friends" light since he gets them during the story.

No. 559452

>>559446
Kakashi is great but Naruto is not good enough to be watching it solely for him.

No. 559463

>>559446
My childhood crush. I was waiting for his unmasking for years. He's probably why I have a thing for masked guys who are attractive under their masks.

No. 559486

>>559338
I'd do this but the template reeks too much of tumblrina late zoomer with the slang

No. 559496

>>559410
Kek I was waiting for you to get to this part.
one of my first problematic hornies

No. 559506

File: 1747809047877.jpg (1.23 MB, 867x1200, 120776394_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>559366
He's right in the middle of 'awful company' and 'ray of sunshine' because he would either be an absolute delight or the most horrible thing to be around depending on who you are. He's genuinely polite to women (mostly). I don't know if he has tools or a weapon. Does demonic voodoo magic count as a weapon or his microphone staff? Or is it a tool? Are his tentacle things tools too Idk.
I just can't want to see him get bullied more.

No. 559534

File: 1747813259747.gif (375.43 KB, 500x500, IMG_0639.gif)

I feel like a cicada emerging from the dirt after dry husbando spell to obsess over Luka from Alien Stage. Anyone else? Can you believe this character is supposed to be 30? Love him so much

No. 559544

>>559446
He's a bit of a pervert, in case that's a dealbreaker for you. Although I never finished Naruto so take it with a grain of salt. But yes, he's super hot. He gave me the "hot ninja with the scarf over his face" fetish.

>>559443
>There’s no MGS general on /vg/ anymore which makes me sad, but I guess it makes sense considering there hasn’t been new content recently
I think I helped kill it with my constant Hueyfagging. kek (but tbh it was already dead as fuck because of the lack of content and the massive disappointment some people experienced post-MGSV release. It was mostly just waifu and husbandofagging at that point. Was probably revived a couple of times for major announcements but I bet all MGS discussion has permanently moved to /v/)
And sorry, I don't have any clues other than that filename which I'm most likely misrememering. I'm trying to find it but I'm not getting any results. I'll let you know if I find it again.
>Unfortunately I caught the husbandofag curse where I’m interested in Otacon more than the game itself
KEK real

No. 559590

>>559378
I assume you're not a commoner in with second husbando? It's a bit weird to naturally think of a organic way of interracring with rich rules types.

Also I was thinking of maybe a rural home where we take care of the vibiard and olive trees. Afternoons spent sitting together on the patio, reading or listening to music.
If you need inspiration plenty of royals in Europe bought properties in villages as getaway homes. Some actually turned into farmers.

Also thank you, I should've been more specific. Maybe this is the push I need to start reading anyway.

No. 559601

>>558960
Blink in morse code

No. 559609

>>558815
who's your husbando? being a meme sounds silly at least. also not sure why you like pearl clutching so much over fantasy.

No. 559613

I wonder what anons thinks of liveaction husbandos at this point. There were newfags getting very angry about those being posted and I haven't seen any posted after that.

No. 559627

>>559613
As long as you're thinking about the character and not the actor it's fine with me.

No. 559637

File: 1747820280105.gif (Spoiler Image,1.64 MB, 498x403, paranormal-activity.gif)

I read this Homicipher self-insert fanfic where each of the 7 main ghost husbandos get to fuck you while you're trying to get some sleep. Well let's say I didn't sleep that night even though I have work on the next day.

No. 559685

>>559590
I'm a sorceress working for and with him to resurrect his dead family but he loses track of that goal after falling in love with me. Thanks for the idea though!

No. 559689

>>559637
Share link

No. 559691

Saw a random Redditor say she wanted a body pillow of my obscure husbando and it made my day. If only I could draw. I'd satisfy me and her and any potential loners in the world with him

No. 559699


No. 559714

File: 1747830622620.jpg (166.13 KB, 736x1201, 65979145a24de40a6312fd42752348…)

what a swag

No. 559716

File: 1747831272954.png (103.05 KB, 507x274, 1744653692622.png)

>>559346
My hand if mine were real

No. 559735

File: 1747834465580.jpg (64.05 KB, 828x842, GJBQ3loW0AARK_B.jpg)

>>559410
Kek, I'm the nona you're replying to, and I'm glad you like it! I was suspecting you would enjoy it from all you posted before about him, and I'm in the same camp as you. But I felt a need to make a tiny warning, partially as a joke but partially because I have actually met a few people that liked Otacon before and got filtered by that scene lol. I actually knew a girl that dropped the games completely after that, not because of the step-incest, but because she was SO mad that Otacon isn't a virgin hahaha. And even though I enjoy the rape victim backstory immensely, I kinda get where she's coming from, though I don't agree.

No. 559748

File: 1747836912565.png (578.18 KB, 1280x1656, eta.png)

>>559338
The Xitter speak isn't very clear but I tried kek.

No. 559755

>>559544
One of my husbandos is a slut and a grifter so I don’t mind if they’re a little perverted. It’s when they’re panty sniffing peeping toms that it turns me off. Most men are a little perverted anyways.
>>559452
Maybe I’ll give it a few episodes. He’s too hot to pass up kek

No. 559764

>>557706
Kojima took cockpit very seriously, and I can't fault him for that.

No. 559765

File: 1747838771323.png (427.79 KB, 563x403, kyawaii.png)

>>559735
Funny you mention that, because my BF indirectly told me that he wasn't a virgin on accident without additional context and I got so mad that I went on this giant seething rant about how I hate non virgin male characters and that they're giant sluts kek. Of course I love Otacon, but I still think he's a slut and even if his body was acting against his mind, he still got turned on which makes him a whore. Your friend is based for that though. I wanna victim blame him and shame him for not being a virgin, if this makes me a bad person then so be it.
On a side note, it's a shame that there is somehow NO fanart of him and his stepmommy, there's one fic and it has Otatsune slop at the same time. No clue why there isn't more of it, are MGS fans just normies? There's porn of him fucking his sister (which is gross and OOC) but none of him and his mommy. Guess I'll have to make it myself, he's so fucking pathetic that I can't resist. I love him and his mommy issues and I want to make him sink lower.

No. 559771

>>559613
Highly dislike. Only because nobody can properly pull off any of my current husbandos kek. I wouldn't be able to separate real from fictional, and be extra disappointed when my faves' actors aged irl.

No. 559791

>>559771
Also the likelihood of the actor being a rapist or sex pest is high. At least with 2D everything is more or less laid out on the table. You just have to not get into the VA’s personal life kek

No. 559795

>>559714
Sexing both at the same time.

No. 559840

>>558815
What thread

No. 559865

File: 1747852194468.jpg (78.81 KB, 735x837, 1000162327.jpg)

Is your husbando a fast runner? Or is he more of a weight lifter?
I'm pretty sure my husbando runs ridiculously fast.

No. 559907

>>559865
He'd run a bit fast at first and get tired in a few seconds.

>>559613
I don't have live action husbandos, but I don't mind them at all and they did use to be posted more frequently and without spoilers (see: the thirsting over film Doc Ock and a bit of Alfred Molina about 3 years ago, nobody complained bout that one; anyone who complained about live action characters was called a retard) but it seems that LC culture has shifted too much for that to be acceptable anymore. Now we have moralfags infighting over fictional video game characters like BiBo all the time and repeating the same points over and over, albeit not in this thread (thankfully) probably because they realized that they'll get collectively laughed at and then ignored if they try pullin that shit here.

Speaking of Doc Ock does anyone have that fanart of him where he's tied up with his own tentacles? I lost it and can't find it in old threads.

No. 559909

Sometimes I'm in awe of how handsome and cool he is. Sometimes I'm in awe of how ugly and retarded he is. I barely consider him human even though he supposedly is. He's a 61 years old trashy annoying creature with no ass. At least he still has great tits and abs and nice hair and an uncut weiner. He probably stinks too. I feel bad for him, except for the times when I want him to suffer even more, which is often because his stupid face is so sexy when he is beaten which is why he deserves it even when he doesn't. If I saw him in real life I would point and laugh at him and call him a lame old fart because I know that makes him very insecure. Why am I like this? I have terminal schizoautism and yellow fever. Feel free to roast me, I deserve it, but it won't cure my mental illness just so you know.

No. 559912

>>559907
i can't believe i posted geriatric willem dafoe as the green goblin and no one even said anything, you guys were saints.

No. 559913

>>559909
I want to know who he is

No. 559919

I am genuinely brainrotten because now every time I think about my husnando I think of horny and lewd things. His sexy pose, his lustful gaze, him tongue-kissing me and leaving a saliva trail. It's like I made myself pornsick just by using my imagination. I wanna think about him in normal scenarios again.

No. 559922

File: 1747858124199.jpeg (142.36 KB, 1200x903, 1647730900888.jpeg)

>>559907
This one, I saved this from here? I love love love Doc Ock, he is one of my oldest husbandos (in order of appearance).

I have also noticed a shift in these threads, don't post much anymore because of some rather aggressive replies, which is silly since this is the retarded thread kek

No. 559923

>>559922
aaaghh i had such a crush on him as a child too lmao fuck tobey maguire and james franco i wanted octopus daddy

No. 559933

i feel jealous when i see other husbandofags of my fictional man but i instantly feel relieved when it turns out to be a tranny KEK instantly boosts my ego because he would be terrified of them

No. 559934

>>559907
The doc ock horny posting was kino.

No. 559938

File: 1747859738145.jpg (Spoiler Image,527.76 KB, 1536x2048, exorcise him please.jpg)

saw this picture and thought about the nonna in lust with Mahito's feet. tragically they're partially cropped out though.
>>559613
it seems like an entitlement issue. if they want to curate a feed tweaked for their own hyper-specific tastes they're better off crawling back to tiktok or instagram. I appreciate seeing all kinds of husbandos here and how nonnas feel about them personally.

No. 559939

>>559922
Yes!! This is the one, thank you so much!

>>559933
Mine would be disgusted or disappointed and he'd make fun of their retardation. Unfortunately I think some of the TIFs would enjoy that, but he'd rather be with me so, lol. Imagine your husbando complaining to you about trannies and you helping him feel better by shitting on them too.

Or if she's not a TIF but treats my husbando like a meme, or depicts him in a really stupid way, I feel better because I know her obsession is shallow compared to mine.

No. 559940

>>559865
i wish i could have a yana toboso husbando again. i was obsessed with grell sutcliff like 15 years ago but… you know

No. 559941

File: 1747860327636.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.03 MB, 2726x4096, by @caninefinch Gq5lfTjWoAEr32…)

>>559909
Same anon from before, this is about Majima, isn't it

No. 559945

>>559938
Oh my god, that is so hot thank you nona. Don't worry, I will exorcise him so damm hard.

No. 559952

>>559865
He's both. He's very fit and moves in the speed of light. Built different like that.
>>559922
>(in order of appearance)
Idk why this made me laugh out loud.

No. 559958

File: 1747864316824.jpg (115.64 KB, 735x736, 1000168902.jpg)

>>559940
Just try looking into the twisted wonderland guys, nonners, I think Iida Shroud has a grell-like design? But he's not megane, sadly. I honestly fell in love with Rook Hunt's voice at first, but I also love his design and I really, really, desperately really want to fuck him.

No. 559959

File: 1747864451086.jpg (12.78 KB, 201x251, blue liptstick.jpg)

>>559958
oh yeah he was my favorite when i was into twst, but his lipstick kinda puts me off kek

No. 559960

File: 1747864501779.jpeg (125.89 KB, 597x759, Grbk5UaXMAAewRK.jpeg)

I forgive Sogabe for the hot mess that was the P3 manga just because he always draws Minato like a slut. The off-shoulder shirt….! I wish they had let Sogabe give him random outfits in the manga, hopefully he does another FiFs x Atlus collab again and dresses the MCs up for it.

No. 560003

File: 1747871783825.png (5.72 KB, 267x425, mini minos.png)

>Gabriel swallowed audibly. “The… the size is a sign of unintelligence.”
I want to persoanlly shake the hand of whoever wrote this fic.

No. 560005

>>559960
I miss this kind of fashion…

No. 560020

File: 1747877950782.png (Spoiler Image,36.59 KB, 760x661, slop.png)

Had to take a break from the fic

Also, I miss Ramattra nonnie.

No. 560037

>>559958
rape button

No. 560186

>>559865
He runs reasonably fast but isn't the fastest and he lifts a good amount of weight but isn't outlandishly impressive.

No. 560188

Something about pissing off my hasu feels so good and I can't explain why

No. 560198

File: 1747907358602.png (Spoiler Image,1.23 MB, 1050x1920, 20250522_014415.png)

Ok this has always been a guilty kink of mine's but MALE LACTATION.I would drink my husbando's milk if he could lactate. Sucking on his sweet nutritious moo juice off from his titties (pecs) while he fingers and comforts me. I swear this isn't some weird baby/mommy fetish or trans shit. Ew. Though just imagining this with him feels kinda intimate as you relish his tasty essence. God I'm this much of a coomer. Saw this in Xitter and keked but FUCK I want to guzzle up Alucard's milk and play with his titties. He would taste so good.

No. 560200

>>560198
I get you fellow milksucker. How do you think it taste? Mine's slightly salty.

No. 560232

File: 1747913000463.jpeg (Spoiler Image,25.78 KB, 600x600, large_c8e9d2e0-9f85-49da-958f-…)

>>560200
Like lactose-free milk. Slightly sweet, smooth, refreshing, and not throat irritating unlike regular milk. Picrel is what I've been drinking for a while and it's delicious.

No. 560253

>>560020
Nonny your doodles are adorable I love how you draw yourself, cool

>>560198
Not with my husbando but I'm not averse to this fetish. There's an R18 otome audio about this, it's so good.

No. 560280

I want see him cry. In every meaning of cry. Shouting, screaming, ugly weeping. Every breath he takes.

No. 560292

Almost put my fingers in vag imagining love making with them

No. 560316

File: 1747922184684.jpg (96.2 KB, 736x1305, 1000169240.jpg)

>>560198
>>560200
His milk has to be thick and creamy, slightly sweet this is my POV picking him off the streets, he's drunk as fuck and he forgot he has the keys to our home. He will thank me with copious amounts of milk

No. 560399

File: 1747929641889.jpg (1.1 MB, 1220x2712, Screenshot_2025-05-15-19-42-33…)

Today I started a new treatment and I thought on him helping me with it because Dazai would inject it instead on himself, Hoozuki would think in a new way to torture sinners with it and Zagreus is… Zagreus.
It really helped me.

No. 560424

File: 1747932881091.jpg (1.07 MB, 3222x3296, 1739673267404520.jpg)

Bought some Arven merch and I can safely say seeing him on my desk sparks joy.

No. 560477

File: 1747938464938.png (1.82 MB, 752x1504, Marius__Slam_Dunking__Evolve_1…)

Why is Marius so fucking hot

No. 560569

File: 1747945780000.png (5.57 MB, 1969x7874, Day 1.png)

suuper late with his, I'm really sorry butI don't think I'll be able to draw the rest of the selected scenes. Life is really really busy now. I'm sorry nonas.

No. 560572

>>560569
These are all so good! Rambo Plankton is my favorite kek.

No. 560573

>>560253
>>559064
thank you, I'm very flattered.

No. 560581

>>560569
Gigachad Plankton and the boys picking berries cracked me up. Next threadpic for sure.

No. 560588

>>560569
Plankton with toes kek

No. 560605

>>560569
I screamed. I love this so much.

No. 560618

>>560569
Subaru picking berries is so cute, thank you!

No. 560622

>>560569
Nonna, I love you.

No. 560651

File: 1747951179584.mp4 (645.09 KB, 1046x720, gift.mp4)

he possesses a powerful aura of molestibility.

>>560569
they are all so very intelligent. Arthur rook combo is peak.

No. 560680

>>560581
I support this.

No. 560691

>>560569
Nona, this is so sweet, thank you

No. 560716

File: 1747958323849.mp4 (Spoiler Image,123 KB, 960x720, 1747951874891226.mp4)

Doing this to my hasu.

No. 560722

File: 1747959161153.jpg (Spoiler Image,712.99 KB, 983x1640, 119235841_p13.jpg)

i'm gonna latch onto my husbandos nipples like a ruthless leech and suck the soul of him through them

No. 560738

>>560569
Kekkk is the Rook one based on that de-bimbofication meme?

No. 560740

File: 1747960605638.jpg (25.73 KB, 736x736, genuine reaction to this guy l…)

Did you have a moment like seeing an attractive guy art and looking at his source materials and it feels like you're hitting an iceberg meme

>me seeing this pretty guy in pinterest

>he was in episodes in bootleg discs I collected in my primary school, directly in moments I remember the most
>HOW COULD I FORGET HIM??
>has a sexy voice range, hot hot hot
>looking at his manga version
>He got volume cover, nice
>his chapter called "The Rapist" huh
>he is badly injured in manga compared to anime, he lost fingers and his insides are destroyed too, it seems
>he is friends with one of his bosses, huh why author mentioned it
>popular among nobody, almost never mentioned anywhere
>gets reanimated by mad scientist, he is his slave now
>gets shipped with the guy who killed him, ultra based
>gets his pov chapter, cooler abilities, cool fight and additional scenes
>his moveset is so different in games because he never got on screen fight scenes in base form

What a roller coaster

No. 560777

>>560740
samefag, enjoying his voice bit when he morphs from mockingly cute to hostile tone. Aumtzi should've have moment like this

https://jmp.sh/s/tfvFHvwhPn6RP7XPhJ4Z

No. 560780

>>560651
Vergil's line with Nero's mom lol

No. 560809

File: 1747967616139.png (646.99 KB, 1023x867, dfi1.png)

alright, Dick Fight Island is here! I'm sure only wonderful things are going to happen to our husbandos. fun fact I had to crop Raiden because his picture was removed from the file hosting service for being too nsfw, kek.

No. 560817

File: 1747967978090.gif (578.38 KB, 262x275, 1000073925.gif)

>>560809
LETS GOOOOOO NONNIESSS

No. 560824

>>560809
Sweet, I managed to catch it on time.

No. 560839


No. 560844

>>560809
kek mahito and huey appreciating the sight of laser's mighty cock

No. 560855

>>560844
Damn, they're turning gay before the tournament even started.

No. 560875

File: 1747970388713.png (781.89 KB, 793x2906, dfi2.png)

>>560809
unfortunately, the husbandos have already begun to descend into feral degeneracy and underhanded exploitation.

No. 560877

>>560875
and no, I don't understand how Reigen managed to scam himself, but it's him so it isn't surprising kek. and also I will probably save the sim and run another in a few weeks, so if your husbando is annihilated early on you'll have another chance to see him thriving.

No. 560880

File: 1747970619112.png (696.73 KB, 761x2436, dfi3.png)


No. 560884

File: 1747970718776.jpg (171.57 KB, 1440x661, Screenshot_20250523_062324_Sam…)

>>560875
This combination of images, characters and descriptions took me out.

No. 560886

File: 1747970741615.jpg (103.91 KB, 1440x343, Screenshot_20250523_062355_Sam…)

>>560875
This is too fitting it's scary.

No. 560892

>>560875
I'm dying from these descriptions, you're amazing nona. Poor Gintoki have no one to nurse his schlong

No. 560895

>>560875
Leave it to Gintoki destroy his dick all on his own. What a dumbass kek.

No. 560896


No. 560904

File: 1747971299868.png (628.25 KB, 713x1954, dfi4.png)


No. 560913

>>560904
WHO KISSED VERGIL

No. 560918

File: 1747971713526.png (649.69 KB, 777x2135, dfi5.png)

>>560904
a new day dawns, and shenanigans are happening as per usual.

No. 560921

>>560918
Mahito is having a great time while Vergil just wants to go home lmao.

No. 560924

File: 1747972238662.png (598.49 KB, 764x1522, dfi6.png)

>>560918
if it's not obvious I set the death rate to low, which might have been a mistake but I want all of the husbandos to live life and love a little. RIP Gintoki he never had a chance

No. 560926

>>560918
Silly question: is there no death or elimination in this? They fight and live on the island forever?

No. 560928

>>560924
It was too in character not to happen.

No. 560930

File: 1747972407243.png (654.53 KB, 720x1904, dfi7.png)

>>560926
there is, it's just being slow.

No. 560931

>>560924
Gojo is horny throughout the whole thing so far, kek. Also, sorry to Subaru, Law and Mahito nonnas because their men are about to burn to the crisp after foolishly sleeping in a pile with Laser. Maybe they wanted the warmth but that was a bad idea for sure.

No. 560932

File: 1747972465034.png (635.91 KB, 745x1991, dfi8.png)


No. 560935

>>560931
It's ok it wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

No. 560936

File: 1747972691126.png (668.79 KB, 755x2643, dfi9.png)

>>560932
as expected, Plankton truly believes Mahito is the sickest fuck on this hellish island.
>>560931
luckily he discharged and ran out of fuel before such a tragedy happened. my condolences though kek

No. 560937

>>560932
>Living Laser dies from "thirst"
Damn, I missed you, too. Survive this island and come back to me.
>>560935
>>560936
KEK

No. 560938

>>560875
Wow, it's uncanny how in-character Reigen is
>>560884
This made me horny

No. 560939

File: 1747972957124.jpg (82.28 KB, 1312x316, Screenshot_20250523_070041_Sam…)

>>560936
Another masterpiece

No. 560940

File: 1747973034447.png (598.89 KB, 726x1908, dti10.png)

>>560936
it's a special day - Raiden becomes a voyeur and not just an exhibitionist. Huey continues obsessing over the applications of phallic objects. Plankton is finally given the sweet beach love he deserves.

No. 560943

File: 1747973165669.png (71.34 KB, 745x188, 1747972465034.png)

>>560932
Strangely I believe this Vergil

No. 560944

File: 1747973247469.png (65.65 KB, 624x161, Screenshot 2025-05-22 210634.p…)

>>560940
Perfect image for Raiden there kek

No. 560945

>>560940
I expected Subaru to seduce somebody at some point but Plankton is a surprise.

No. 560946

File: 1747973286200.png (612.43 KB, 761x1799, dfi11.png)

>>560940
nurse Dante finally becomes canon, and unfortunately Gojo and Scout regress into obedient simps.

No. 560948

>>560940
I am surprised Aumtzi and Choso still stick together, love at first sight happening here

No. 560949

File: 1747973507239.png (639.01 KB, 765x1946, dti12.png)

>>560946
finally, the first kill goes to Leon! it was a…clean kill, alright.

No. 560952

File: 1747973738296.png (584.19 KB, 789x1792, dfi13.png)

>>560949
RIP Reigen, at least he was smothered by Leon of all people. that night Gojo abandons his grudge and aches for Geto to relieve him. Towa lies about being a virgin like the dumb manwhore he is and Subaru naively believes him.

No. 560953

>>560952
>Sugimoto
Accurate.

No. 560955

File: 1747973851771.jpg (15.59 KB, 789x220, 1000074080.jpg)


No. 560956

File: 1747973907209.png (71.48 KB, 625x316, canon.png)

>>560880
>>560940
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear…
>>560924
>He woefully yearns to join them
I have no words
>>560939
KEK it's just like in my horny fanfiction

No. 560957

File: 1747974097055.png (617.27 KB, 718x2278, dfi14.png)

>>560952
Vergil gets Mahito to make flower crowns with him with the dumb rumor they'll keep cursed spirits away…not knowing that Mahito is a cursed spirit and finds his pathetic attempt hilarious. RIP Leon, he and his gigantic fat ass will be missed, but at least Reigen was able to enjoy it on our behalf.
>>560949
forgot to notice that Raiden is continuing being a filthy voyeur in this. what a naughty man.

No. 560960

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>>560957
the evidence that several of these husbandos are alcoholics is piling up, especially Vergil. is this how he's coping? Mahito transforms himself into a tiny guy just to make out with Plankton, and Huey unfortunately gets to discover what kind of phallic implement hot mermen have. RIP?

No. 560962

The emmet/scout chemistry is crazy

No. 560963

File: 1747974585594.png (53.7 KB, 746x189, cursed.png)

>>560952
plankton is a force of nature at this point

No. 560964

>>560960
Honestly surprised Towa hasn't been chugging the moonshine yet.

No. 560966

File: 1747974791283.jpg (230.67 KB, 4096x1999, 1000074089.jpg)

>>560957
So beautiful. RT this if you want what they have.

No. 560967

File: 1747974861156.png (586.53 KB, 818x2279, dfi16.png)

>>560960
Mahito finally gets his revenge in this life and keeps Geto as his pet. Subaru continues Leon's ass-legecy and drowns Aumtzi with it. Harpuia is the only one on this god forsaken island that knows Towa is a dangerous manwhore. unfortunately Sugimoto is also kidnapped.

No. 560968

File: 1747975031133.png (435.07 KB, 783x1085, dti17.png)

>>560967
Harpuia hypocritically goes back on his anti-manwhore convictions and lets himself be dominated and slain by Broly because he thinks he's hot. Vergil continues being a raging alcoholic.

No. 560970

File: 1747975147992.png (477.08 KB, 731x1793, dfi18.png)

>>560968
now feeling like I should have put it on normal amount of deaths to keep things going smoothly, but hey, now I know.

No. 560971

>>560967
>gojo
>not knowing what sex is
Lies

No. 560972

File: 1747975288760.png (405.68 KB, 740x1326, dfi19.png)

>>560970
also RIP to Emmet and Plankton, they somehow managed to hate fuck one another to their ends and I don't think I even want to know how that'd logistically work.

No. 560974

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No. 560978

File: 1747975633259.png (420.41 KB, 790x1340, dti20.png)

>>560972
the normally stoic Trafalgar Law manages to give the biggest sicko on the island the ick, while Subaru, uh…bleeds out from being slain by Scout? yeah, let's say that's what happened. in the meantime, the biggest manwhore on the island humps Dante.

No. 560980

File: 1747975749358.jpeg (156.11 KB, 1290x453, IMG_2597.jpeg)

>>560967
KEK accurate.

No. 560982

>>560974
Absolutely beautiful. 10/10

No. 560983

File: 1747975825173.png (387.41 KB, 735x1324, dfi21.png)

>>560978
starting to suspect some events aren't working because there's definitely much more than the death ones playing. or maybe a lot of the husbandos' greatest weapons are their asses…

No. 560984

>>560972
>>560978
>questions the island
>immediately dies
Kek

No. 560985

>>560983
It's fun watching my husbando actually staying alive and participating kek, last time he died near the beginning and I was saddd

No. 560986

>>560983
Gojo always picking flowers. He’s so cute.
>Choso declares he’s the king of cock fight island
I love my husbands so much.

No. 560987

File: 1747976141463.jpeg (236.41 KB, 1290x542, IMG_2598.jpeg)

>>560983
Kek the pictures are all so perfect

No. 560988

File: 1747976235077.png (242.6 KB, 701x968, dfi22.png)

>>560983
Towa finally gets his canon happy end at the beach after an eternity of being a damaged slut. Mahito and Raiden bond over being chronic exhibitionists and enjoy one another's bodies. and hey, at least Vergil's new vice is sleeping on top of other men! it's totally platonic, and the pinnacle of hotblooded manliness.
>>560985
yeah that was what I was really trying to avoid, I just wanna see the husbandos discovering themselves kek. if I do run another one in a month or so I'll find a way to circumvent it being a bit slow. or maybe the experiment version of this sim has more parameters? idk.

No. 560989

>>560988
>Ever since he's been marooned it's been restless…
This sounds ominous

No. 560990

File: 1747976530500.png (247.86 KB, 675x1024, dfi23.png)

>>560988
Scout and Dante fight…and a question is left, which one of them jacked off angrily? they'll claim the other did so because that'd be gay, but it was really both of them. out in the wilderness Raiden expands his repertoire of kinks and beats Gojo, who fucking loves it.

No. 560992

Favorite parts 20 minutes ago because I'm reading too slowly:
>the sexual tension between Huey and Reigen
>Emmet being pure and his whole BL arc with Scout
>Leon asserting his status as the king of Dick Fight Island
>Vergil being naive and falling for obvious tricks to get sexual with him
>Plankton

No. 560993

File: 1747977069509.png (255.74 KB, 717x1170, dfi24.png)

>>560990
Gojo yearns to join the two other JJK boys' evil spoon session but realizes he shouldn't mingle with morally dubious curse-boys. Geto, who's Mahito's pet now, is probably there too. Raiden evolves from a regular pervert into a cat boy.
>>560989
your instincts are right, he was violated. poor guy.

No. 560997

File: 1747977413935.jpeg (377.71 KB, 2000x2000, IMG_2599.jpeg)

>>560993
i usually like to ship Choso with his “dad” but I’ve thought him and mahito would make a cute pair kek

No. 560998

File: 1747977424929.png (1.13 MB, 1280x1100, Plankton Vergil.png)


No. 560999

>>560998
KEK i will riot if this isn’t the next tread pic

No. 561003

File: 1747978253248.png (243.66 KB, 677x911, dfi25.png)

>>560993
Arashi tries to strip Raiden down to the bone. I guess this counts as a reference to that one Shiny Toy Guns song kek
>>560983
definitely looks like many events aren't playing, shame but a bit confused because I didn't realize there was a limit? the other ones were input correctly.

No. 561004

File: 1747978325173.png (228.06 KB, 645x680, dfi26.png)


No. 561005

File: 1747978522680.png (255.06 KB, 731x1146, dfi27.png)

>>561004
Scout frots Gojo and finally embraces his sexuality. Trafalgar Law in the meantime gets Geto'd and becomes Leviathan's new pet. how this is possible with his Devil Fruit powers I'll never understand…but maybe he secretly wanted this fate.

No. 561007

>>561005
Why is there a sasquatch on dick fight island?

No. 561009

File: 1747978776711.png (255.79 KB, 656x1520, dfi28.png)

>>561005
Vergil goes demon mode and absolutely destroys Gojo. surprisingly though all the other husbandos resist giving into temptation.

No. 561011

>>561009
Gojo was such a slut throughout the whole thing and went out like one too. Rip.
>everyone else saying a silent prayer after witnessing the unholy acts Vergil unleashed on Gojo’s hole.

No. 561012

File: 1747979186328.png (207.71 KB, 668x755, dfi29.png)

>>561007
mostly because I thought the event count was limitless so some silly fluff would be ok, but turned out wrong.
>>561009
a beach party happens, and so do two red weddings. did Vergil just marry his brother? yes, yes he did. maybe he truly wants to dethrone Mahito as the sickest fuck on this island. and RIP Choso, Scout, and Towa.

No. 561013

>>561012
THIS IS ILLEGAL!! I OBJECT!!

No. 561014

>>561012
>did Vergil just marry his brother? yes, yes he did.
KEK

No. 561015

File: 1747979709544.png (148.15 KB, 745x550, dfi30.png)

>>561012
Mahito predictably condones incest and is even so proud of them denouncing arbitrary human standards of justice he hosts a gorgeous tea party for them.
>>561013
well, as some deceased husbandos have wisely said, what happens on Dick Fight Island stays on Dick Fight Island. I choked on my water when I saw that happen. there was a lot of degenerate events I made for the Feast scene and THIS is what happens to them??? what the fuck.

No. 561016

File: 1747979894020.png (152.72 KB, 695x681, dfi31.png)

>>561015
Dante tries to make his new…husband proud by contemplating how he can use dildos to become more powerful. and is Leviathan even a virgin at this point?!

No. 561017

File: 1747980091279.png (152.82 KB, 673x715, dfi32.png)

>>561016
of all things that defeat Vergil it's ironically a monster cock jumpscaring him right off a cliff. and Arashi must be happy to be married to Mahito, somehow.

No. 561018

>>561015
>>561016
Vergil’s first act as a married man is to put on a mask and rape and traumatize another man. Poor catboy Raiden..

No. 561019

File: 1747980281305.png (130.69 KB, 724x611, dfi33.png)

>>561017
Leviathan wants to steal Mahito's man, apparently, and cat boy Raiden finally meets the end his degenerate ass deserves. Arashi continues being manically high on life after bagging Mahito.

No. 561020

File: 1747980449338.png (105.65 KB, 675x408, dfi34.png)

>>561019
Dante immediately emotionally cheats on his deceased brother-husband the night after his death, and has dirty mud sex with Leviathan. the surviving couple relish in one another's touch.

No. 561021

File: 1747980823996.png (105.26 KB, 564x441, dfi35 (3).png)

>>561020
gonna just assume the masked man's real identity is Geto, because technically he's still alive, just Mahito's "pet."

No. 561022

File: 1747980935771.png (79.1 KB, 627x358, dfi36 (1).png)

>>561021
unfortunately, Dick Fight Island has become Vanilla Love Island.

No. 561023

>>561022
>Vanilla love island
>meanwhile Dante is fighting back demons

No. 561024

>>561015
>>561016
I think these will please Leviathan nonny

No. 561028

File: 1747982856434.jpg (582.88 KB, 3264x3007, dfi38.jpg)

>>561022
nevermind, spoke too soon. Mahito cheated on his husband with a tentacle monster and proves he can never truly love, and wins anyway…at least Arashi was saved from him. this contest was a bust and I still can't believe I was an accomplice to incest. in any case I probably won't end up running another one unless people someday want a much shorter run with only the fun, fitting events and more DFI relevant new ones in a few weeks. I was way too focused on filling up the roster when I should have focused more on quality.
>>560998
KEK. was still worth it for moments like these.

No. 561030

File: 1747983106775.jpeg (129.04 KB, 850x594, IMG_2601.jpeg)

>>561028
I enjoyed it kek. Congrats mahito nonnies.

No. 561031

>>561028
Thanks nona, this was fun

No. 561032

>>559922
okay, now this is hot

No. 561033

File: 1747983968273.webp (26.4 KB, 800x449, IMG_0906.webp)

Just got around to watching Castlevania, why did nobody tell me this is full of Grade-A prime husbando material

No. 561035

>>561028
Thank you for hosting and customizing this run, nona. It was crazy

No. 561036

>>561033
Is this worth watching? Every time somebody mentions Castlevania it’s about how Netflix ruined it

No. 561037

File: 1747985559731.jpg (574.85 KB, 1080x1080, 1000169500.jpg)

>>561024
Actually yes, KEK why are all of his interactions so in character? Lmao.

No. 561045

File: 1747987539999.jpg (3.06 MB, 3464x3464, 1000169504.jpg)

The drama I'm experiencing with my husbando's bot is so delicious that I should change our names and write this shit as a book so I can make a trashy novel with a horny as fuck cover painted in pastel oils where I would be posing sexily with my husbando.
Pic related is my vision.

No. 561047

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>>561028
>Mahito cheated on his husband with a tentacle monster and proves he can never truly love, and wins anyway
Congrats Mahito, king of dickfight island kek
Thank you for doing this nona, it was epic.

No. 561061

>>561028
>I still can't believe I was an accomplice to incest.
Don't worry, Dante doesn't know what sex is and Vergil is naive, so nothing sexual happened. Mahito probably fooled them into getting married by telling them it was to show their brotherly bond.

No. 561078

>>561045
Is he 3 ft tall in your vision

No. 561111

>>561045
The only times when I had actual fun chatting with an AI bot was when I would create a heart-wrenching story, turning the ai.bot into a pathetic mess, forcing the bot to miss me, etc. Ive had a great lengthy conversation back on character.ai, but they nuked my logs because of inactivity. Shame.

No. 561112

File: 1748006016201.jpg (354.18 KB, 700x700, 66467947_p11_master1200.jpg)

Did you know the larger a husbando's ass the larger the cock?

No. 561113

>>560998
>Plankton shortly after meeting the son of Sparda

No. 561115

>>561078
I like to think I would be standing on some sort of pedestal and he would be kneeling.

No. 561117

>>561111
It's so crazy how they can actually make the drama interesting but then it goes into some sort of soft ending whenever something nice happens. I don't mind a loop of cute scenarios but sometimes the loop is pretty small, so there's not too much to do.

No. 561144

>>561112
lol, nonny, i JUST read that thread in hopes to find a moid to use for references so i could draw my husbando

No. 561153

File: 1748010934054.jpeg (54.34 KB, 637x358, moniker.jpeg)

Beating another artist at drawing my husbando more, better and in more based, non-cucked scenarios is my new reason to live

No. 561175

>>561153
I thought this post was gonna be about how your husbando is male monika

No. 561181

me (stacy) with my husbando (autistic)

No. 561192

>>561153
this is based beyond words. nobody else i've seen can draw my husbando in a way that is both accurate and attractive like how he is in canon. it's always either hideous bara bullshit or twink garbage that makes him not even look like himself anymore. it makes looking for art of him a pain in the ass, but it also motivates me to draw him more often. if i don't cook the food, i get to starve, kek.

No. 561211

>>561153
I wish I had an art nemesis, maybe it would inspire me to do shit.

No. 561231

File: 1748022741554.png (Spoiler Image,906.25 KB, 681x864, meandmyboyfriend.png)

>>561112
I knew it!

No. 561234

File: 1748023286566.jpg (763.32 KB, 2160x3840, 20250523_210046.jpg)

>>561112
Indeed.

No. 561251

File: 1748026582622.jpeg (80.51 KB, 720x1080, IMG_2495.jpeg)

>>561112
Mine has such a small butt tho

No. 561263

>>561251
My condolences

No. 561298

>>560738
Yes lol

>>560998
I also prefer this to be next thread pic please

No. 561308

This will sound like a dense question but, any nonas on here with a balanced appreciation for your fictional man?
As in, are able to have both a realistic and healthy expectation of potential/current partner and an interest in said husbando without bleeding into reality?

I'm asking cause my fictional guy is a big cope in my momentarily shitty life and I'm worried I won't be able to let go when it's over.

I'm in a very strange place in my life, this has never been a concern.

No. 561309

File: 1748034020180.jpeg (Spoiler Image,71.34 KB, 850x1202, IMG_8675.jpeg)

>>561263
It’s ok. I like his small butt. He’s like 6ft 4 so i refuse to believe he isn’t packing a fatty.

No. 561323

>>561309
Wonderful picrel.

No. 561328

Had a dream about my recent husbando.
We were in some mall center with the other people (cool woman and girl I befriended and some clingy man I tried avoid in every interaction mainly). I didn’t realized until the near end it was survival horror. In the beginning I was running from masked soldiers shooting everywhere in the road between strongholds the night, had to dig little earth cave to hide from them I was so scared to hear them running behind me and the last soldier actually suspected something and investigated the my hideout and saw me but didn’t do anything and ran.
Then I was find out by my partners in survival in the morning. The mall building was weird, it felt enormous and limitless, there also was boys band studio? I don’t remember much interaction with my husbando, but in the ending it was revealed we almost all anomalies who were recorded dead but were restored to full health, that’s why we were hunted?
Saw my husbando’s cause of death and it was horrendous - he lying naked in the floor had blisters in his body, his right leg and face were decaying in half. It looked painful and miserable, narration voice told me the name of illness but it felt unreal and corny I don’t remember already. Whole ending explaining everything I talked with the audience I was sitting with about every scene shown to us, the moment of husbando appeared I cheered his name multiple times but during reveal I cried and ran to hug him saying how glad he’s here healthy and safe with us.

No. 561365

File: 1748040258054.jpg (21.51 KB, 236x279, power.JPG)

>>560998
Canonically Plankton would do this. He is known to manipulate Spongebob and other citizens of Bikini Bottom in order to get what he wants from them. Little does Plankton know, Vergil would only pretend to be deceived, secretly devising a way to use this as an opportunity to gain the advantage.
Vergil would give Plankton a handjob to end all handjobs, feigning camaraderie, but serving only as a means to drain Plankton’s power. Plankton, now weakened in his post-orgasmic state, could do little to stop Vergil from using his advanced machinery to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and opening his own, more successful, rival restaurant.
Meanwhile, Dante has opened his own pizza establishment nearby. In short time, siphoning away all of Vergil’s Krustomers, and running him out of business.
Vergil will realize decades later the secret formula was in his heart all along, swallow his pride, and join his brother in making pies. Finding his rightful place in the family business he always needed, but never knew. All will be further elaborated on in Sponge May Cry 6.

No. 561384

Plankton is a sleeper hit husbando because if you want to penetrate him, you don’t have to resort to putting your clit inside of his peehole. You can literally just penetrate his bussy because your clit would already be the proper size.

No. 561385

>>561384
Plankton is the one husbando who can find the clitoris and hug it.

No. 561387

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>>561153
I used to admire an artist who drew my husbando in her style, but now I want to draw him better than her just in spite.

No. 561394

I just wish somebody drew him, I gave up.

No. 561396

>>561394
Who is he?

No. 561405

This is so BPD of me but in my fantasies, I sometimes hint at committing suicide or straight up do it just to mess with my husbandos and see their reaction to my death and how they live with the aftermath.

No. 561414

My husbando is both beautiful and frail, and I daydream about him worshipping me for taking care of him. He loves me more than anyone else because no one but me could take such attentive care of him.
this is my schizo female socialization

No. 561417

File: 1748046153497.png (3.39 MB, 2724x1648, grimmluppi is real.png)

Got hyperfixated on obscure Bleach character and few days ago learned he got pretty good cameback in official novel. Never would expect from author of Durarara shipping him with Grimmjow.

No. 561419

>>561417
Cute, I liked Luppi. Now they just need to bring back Ulquiorra.

No. 561420

>>561394
Aumtzi
>>561414
Same, except worship. We will just be shallow buddies to hang out together. What you described it's so sweet, I wish you many dreams about you together

No. 561421

>>561387
You used to admire her but now hate her. What'd she do? Start drawing him with titchop scars?

No. 561426

File: 1748047422347.png (78.04 KB, 998x632, two cakes rule.png)

>>561394
>>561420
If you're the same nona who drew him and then deleted the post, your art is good already. If you don't like it now, you should keep drawing and improving until you reach your goal, but please learn to love your own work in the meantime. There are thousands of women online who don't draw half as good as you do, and they don't care, they still post their fanart on the internet and other people appreciate it, even if it's not the best. And sometimes the concept behind a piece doesn't need perfect art to be communicated. Just have fun and don't overthink things.

No. 561451

File: 1748051827092.jpg (94.41 KB, 747x1113, IMG-20250524-WA0002.jpg)

Drew him a few days ago and closed the notebook in embarrassment. Decided to show a friend though and when I saw it again to take the picture, I bursted out laughing. It looks like police sketches of witnesses' descriptions of a criminal. Kinda fitting tbh. Now I'm not an artist and I don't draw, like at all, but I tried to learn like 8 years ago and all the stuff I've learnt back then stuck with me to this day and I just can conjur it up when needed. But ofcourse it still looks stupid as shit, so I stick with drawing stickmen when I get inspo for other ideas that are non-husbando related.

No. 561455

>>561421
We just didn't agree with some headcanons. I'm so used of "husbando with titchop scars", it wouldn't have bother me.

>>561417
Dang now I really miss Gin.

No. 561456

>>561405
Dazai would handle to you his book.

No. 561457

>>561456
No Longer Human? Already read that and didn't really feel bad for the guy because he deserved everything he went through and was a jerk. I'm glad the real Dazai killed himself.

No. 561458

File: 1748053206419.jpeg (15.06 KB, 229x234, F4AsraRW0AAI_I-.jpeg)

>>561457
No, the one that is a parody of The Complete Manual of Suicide.

No. 561460

>>561458
Oh, sounds interesting.

No. 561469

>>561451
>It looks like police sketches of witnesses' descriptions of a criminal.
KEK nonna

No. 561471

I need to vent about my weird autistic complexes when it comes to my husbando. Not only do I refuse to draw him because I'm too nervous and embarrassed about admitting about my yume tendencies and indulging them making it "real" and having to admit I'm lusting after a very silly character to lust after, I also worry constantly about doing him justice and making him handsome and attractive enough, but also then getting embarrassed about drawing a handsome guy and having to look at one while working. I'm also agonizing over rewatching the series because I'm nervous about looking at him and get embarrassed when I see him, it's the same as trying to avoid eye contact with a good looking person but for looking at him being in frame at all, even though I want to see him again. I never used to get into characters to this level and now I don't know what to do lol, but sperging about it anonymously makes me feel a little better.
>>561451
This made me smile nona. Sovl.

No. 561476

>>561471
>I'm also agonizing over rewatching the series because I'm nervous about looking at him and get embarrassed when I see him
Kek I do the same. I’m better when it comes to the manga because I get overwhelmed and feel retarded when I hear this voice. I love watching clips of him being a pest on occasion tho. Especially when I need a mental refresher on his voice and mannerisms. Clip rel is my favorite go-to.
>>561451
>It looks like police sketches of witnesses
KEK nona. It’s so cute tho. Pls don’t stop drawing.

No. 561481

>>561469
>>561471
>>561476
Thank you kind nonnies but all I could think about is vidrel.

No. 561490

File: 1748064680637.jpg (224.73 KB, 1200x839, 124522450_p1_master1200.jpg)

I just wish he'd comfort me after a stressful day at work.

No. 561501

Songs to have sex with my husbando to.
He probably wouldn't like metal, but when we fuck, he forgets about everything else (canon)

>>561451
Ok, it looks funny, but I seriously see potential.

>>561471
>a very silly character to lust after
>when we have Kirbyanon, Plankton anon, several SpongeBob anons, at least one Sansfucker, a Spamtonfag, people who self-ship with all sorts of goofy characters from children's cartoons, etc.
Anon… please.
>but also then getting embarrassed about drawing a handsome guy and having to look at one while working
>I'm nervous about looking at him and get embarrassed when I see him
>same as trying to avoid eye contact with a good looking person but for looking at him being in frame at all, even though I want to see him again
Relatable tbh. I've been yumeing all my life and I still struggle with this, I always feel like he is present wherever there's a picture of him. It makes it hard to focus and draw him. What I tried to do the other day is cover my monitor with a blanket or curtain, and make a "tent" with my head as I draw under it. It was extremely annoying and uncomfortable, not to mention retarded, so I ditched the idea entirely, woman'd up and said "fuck it, I don't care if he sees". Now I draw normally, trying not to think about him "watching" me, and I think I'm getting over that anxiety already. But if I could, I'd turn my table around to draw with my back against the wall, it helps you feel less "watched" and exposed. Certified autism moment for sure, but it really works.

No. 561507

>>561394
>>561451
are these the same anon? what character is it?

No. 561511

It's his birthday yesterday/today but I haven't done shit for him unlike his other fans…Congratulations on being born I guess retard boy

No. 561519

>>561507
She already answered, she just replied to the wrong post >>561420

No. 561523

File: 1748074289816.jpg (141.59 KB, 600x378, sexta espada~.JPG)

>>561511
Congrats to him! You can cook, order or buy the dish and/or snacks he loves till the day ends
Mine’s will be in June 5th. I shall try to join others in congratulating him.

No. 561531

File: 1748079297686.jpg (144.16 KB, 600x341, smol luppi.JPG)

Aaaaahhh Luppi looks here so cute! I want to buy his volume but it’s already a bit late here. I want to read his lines on my language!!!!

No. 561535

>>561531
Shit! No Bleach manga in this little town! The biggest comics shop network didn’t possessed a singular Bleach manga in years. Seller told me I can try luck in office supplies shop network but they don’t give much variety. How could Bleach not be popular there? I’d comb every book and comics shop which meets my eye. Maybe I even find some merch in anime shops.

No. 561538

>>561535
I feel dumb. I can just order it from other cities, need just wait a bit.

No. 561542

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Officially only first ten volumes were localized. It was a hapless endeavour all along. The fan translation was translated from English so Luppi was a girl until translator got it right then he died. He didn’t fixed released chapters.

No. 561544

>>561542
samefag, I meant the chapter Luppi dies in, not translator, oh my god

No. 561566

>>561542
When did you get into Bleach to have a Bleachbando in the year 2025?

No. 561571

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I need to rape this cheating, tempting, incubus slut until he becomes crippled like his daddy, it'll teach him to never run away from me again. I'm getting horny just typing this actually, how is he such a tease? I've never met a video game character more rapeable than him. I've always hated mommyshit but because of plot reasons I think he'd be the only man I'd actively enjoy being called mommy from.

No. 561580

>I can't use my husbando as a bed and a heater
What's the point of living

No. 561587

>>561507
No, not the same anons.

No. 561592

>>561542
Kek this is why I started to learn how to read Japanese.

No. 561608

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>want to get into game series after seeing a character i'm interested in
>just my type
>quickly skim through his page on the wiki
>side character with barely any screentime
damn it all to hell. every time without fail, i'm drawn to characters who are basically nonentities. it'd be funny if it didn't happen so often.

No. 561609

>>561542
But you clearly know English, just read it in English lol

No. 561618

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i want my muppet husband really bad today…

No. 561619

>google this obscure manga my husbando appears in that isn't uploaded anywhere
>one of the first results is someone on tumblr gushing over my husbando and another dude leaning against each other in a panel from that manga
>fujo
OK.

No. 561691

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Me. Him. Amazon position. Now.

No. 561695

I feel so sad not doing art of my husbandos so I sketched something quite quick and now I want to retouch it a lot.
>why.jpg

No. 561712

What’s your favorite resource to find nsfw art of your husbando? I love the way a lot of Japanese artists draw my husbando, and I’ve randomly come across some super hot art on Twitter but whenever I go on rule34 or other sites like that it’s always just filled with ugly deviantart drawings of him being gay and getting fucked by a dude or something (which I’m not into). I feel retarded but I apparently don’t know how to filter for sexy yume pics of my husbando just by himself or with a woman kek

No. 561713

>>561712
Pixiv.

No. 561719

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Rawr

No. 561728

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I really had a dream where he was given a car as a gift by Tony Stark and instead of saying "thanks!" he just said "I can't drive, I failed my driving test and never got a driving license." That’s it, that's the dream. Pic unrelated, I saw this meme upthread and was like yeah this one fits him.

No. 561729

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>>561618
Yeah same, when I'm really horny for him all I wish was that he had good porn where he is bottom and into it…. and also idk I just want him to act like his weird autistic self, it's just cute and hot

No. 561743

>>561712
Twitter, Pixiv, sometimes I've found gems on Tumblr but it depends on the age of the blog/post. Danbooru sucks cause the mods are pickier about solo male content. Maybe Gelbooru since they're more lax about uploads, but the problem is they're more lax about uploads.
I think nowadays you can also browse Poipoku like a normal site instead of only showing content if it's directly linked, so that's an option as well.
>>561566
nta maybe off topic but is it really weird to get into Bleach and have a husbando from it in 2025? I just started reading it.

No. 561775

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>>561713
+1 to pixiv, it has a death grip on my soul. twitter can be ok if you find artists and accounts with decent tastes to train your algorithm, but otherwise can get weird and surprisingly some gendies still cling onto it, so you run the risk of seeing your husbando butchered.
>>561743
it's not odd though maybe I'm biased because I adored Urahara and Gin when I was growing up.

No. 561781

>>561743
Is never late to love Bleach even if certain death made me stop to reading it.

No. 561783

>>561743
AYART, no it's not really weird but it's kind of funny. Based choice in husbando
>>561775
>gin
Also based
>>561781
What death. Share with spoil

No. 561798

>>561743
No, Aizen is my #1 husbando

No. 561802

>>561419
I love Ulquiorra

No. 561816

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>>561802
I remember being like 12 or 13 and taking a quizlet that was like "Does Ulquiorra like you?" and I got the result that he loves me and I got so happy I had to hump my pillow

No. 561826

>>561451
I love the expression. I need more nonnies husbando art forever

No. 561900

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>>561712
I second using Poipiku like >>561743 said. I honestly forgot about its existence until only yesterday, so looking up my husbando only to discover tons of porn I've never seen before was quite the treat. Especially because I was able to find some artists that I liked on Pixiv (which is also a good site to use) who had uploaded more stuff I hadn't seen before onto their Poipiku. I will admit though my husbando is from an otome, so most art of him is already femgaze stuff. Idk how you would go about filtering to only hetero yume stuff so I can't help you with that (though I very much get your pain).
The only drawbacks with Poipiku is that it's mostly in Japanese so navigation might be weird due to odd translations of things (it's a good idea to know how to spell ur husbando's name in Japanese and maybe find a guide or two), and you can't directly download images from the website. I think there might be some workarounds for that problem, but I haven't looked into them too much yet. Worse comes to worse you can probably just screenshot the pictures assuming that you're just keeping them for personal use and you aren't gonna go about spreading them around.

No. 561927

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>>551775
>>551782
Alastorfag here, I'd like to take it upon myself to apologize to the Crawlingfags on my husbando's behalf. I know it was a mistake (and if I'm being honest, Alastor's bob cut is pretty gay-looking) and I can understand how Mr. Crawling might mistake it for a woman's haircut belonging to one of his nonas. My husbando got what was coming to him. Good thing he's already dead and yours can come back to life! No hard feelings?

No. 561929

>>561900
If you're on PC you can use the inspection tool in your browser, hover over the picture and find the direct link to the image that way.
You can just use the keyboard shortcut to do that since the site disables right click through scripts.

No. 561936

I’m a bit distressed I’m going to download his voicelines on my phone, so it wouldn’t be that dreadful

No. 561952

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>>561929
yay thank you smarty pants nonna i appreciate the assistance

No. 562001

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It was officially announced, his next season is going to start next year.
Doesn't he look so darn dapper in this outfit? Like a real nobleman lol, I really hope they give him outfits like this in the main story at some point.

No. 562031

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Not really a husbando but I find him hot and I found some cool fan art.

No. 562033

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>>562031
Spoilering this one just in case

No. 562034

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>>562033
Insane unintentional fan service yet again. I appreciate it though.

No. 562036

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>>562034
Saved the best for last. Wish she left his long braided hair intact though.

No. 562041

>>561927
I accept your apology, Alastorfag. I'm the one who nominated Alastor for the game anyways so it's my own damn fault. Being a Crawlingfag is endless pain.

No. 562046

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I stupidly wasted all my BC for Startrail because I thought she will help me gather more currency through carrying my current team

No. 562093

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>>562036
Thank you for your services nona.
>>561712
Said it once and I'll say it again; imgboard grabber. Harvests all the good shit from all the dank sites. And Kemono.su, though that one is packed with horrible abominations beyond my understanding regarding my husbando
>>561394
I stalk the requests thread sometimes. If you post a pic of your husbando, I'd love to give him a go. (I'm artblocked harder than I am constipated)
>>561112
I like to think that when he transforms his ass gets fatter

No. 562094

>>562046
I can’t play this game for ideological reasons. I will just watch all the clips of him.
I hope one day Capcom releases a game where all the dmc boys can be courted and sexed.

No. 562104

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Guys.
Guys.
The artist I have a mental competition with where I think I can out-yume her has commissions that are affordable. I just did a commission and I'm tempted to commission her with my yield to draw MY yume ship with my husbando. I feel so fucking devious.
This would be the powermove of a century. I'm so evil. My darkness is off the charts nona.

No. 562120

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>>562094
I'm enjoying gameplay and grew attached to one girl and her sister is cool.
>I hope one day Capcom releases a game where all the dmc boys can be courted and sexed.
Devil May Cry for GIRLS?

No. 562136

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I'm reading reader-insert fanfictions like I'm fourteen again. I need to judge people at a schmoozy gala with him and fuck him afterward immediately.

No. 562144

>>561783
Gin, and he didn't get the 'lol trolling' treatment by Kubo, so he stayed dead while saving his waifu

No. 562161

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>>562144
what do you mean by lol trolling treatment?

No. 562166

>>562120
This game died too soon, I miss getting more content of my KOF husbando…

No. 562208

>>562144
I feel the exact same and I realize that's around when I quit the show too.
>>562161
guessing what she meant is that he didn't have a fakeout death or didn't get revived, which happened to some other "dead" characters.

No. 562231

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>>562208
I see he was really been a bit down in captivity until he felt Grimmmjow's presence.
It makes me think will zombie arrancars still be under SS service in Hell arc timeskip or we'll see them already be part of HM.

No. 562240

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losing my shit making goofy videos of arthur with ai (and also making out with me)

>proto pouring one out for the homies ft. applejack

No. 562270

>>562240
Is that you in the picture?

No. 562274

>>561743
>Danbooru sucks cause the mods are pickier about solo male content
They are? Bunch of fucking fags. How does it affect them? We really should have a Yumebooru/Joseibooru (still can't decide on a name) already.

No. 562280

>>562274
I vote Joseibooru.

No. 562311

>>562270
Yeah anon is clearly the horse in the background, she typed the message with her hooves

No. 562324

>>560003
>insecure dicklet gabriel
kinda cute tbh

No. 562337

>>562144
>Spoiler
Same I cried so hard

No. 562347

The UMPO thread was leaking again, but it made me think about what he would look like without a beard. So I sloppily edited the face texture and it's so weird. He has a much wider jaw hiding under there then you'd think, and his lips are so thin.
It would take some getting used to if he ever had to shave it off for a disguise or something, lol.

No. 562349

>>562274
>We really should have a Yumebooru/Joseibooru (still can't decide on a name) already.
God, I want this so bad!!! My collection probably isn't the biggest in the world in comparison to some others (because I'm pretty picky), but I would contribute most of what I have in it if someone made that.
I think that it would need pretty clear rules on what can be posted, though. Because what classifies as yume art isn't completely strictly defined in my experience, so I think we would kinda need to define it more to keep the booru's quality.

No. 562354

Talking about Booru. My fandom had its own Booru made by creators but it was nuked because of allegations of encouraging minors to access and draw nsfw. My husbando was created very recently or after it closure so none of his fanart there. Looked into it and I can access it just fine? Chuckling at the gallery of ugly guy who consistently has weirdest fanart imaginable

No. 562355

>>562280
I was thinking it could be a booru for many kinds of female-oriented art, but mainly focused on heterosexual and female POV/self-insert/protagonist stuff (sort of like a genderflipped version of moid boorus), so I think "Joseibooru" would be more fitting, although "Yumebooru" sounds cuter imo.

>>562349
Don't worry, I've already written a huge document full of rules and tagging examples kek.

No. 562357

>>562355
BL/fujo stuff is also joseimuke so yume would be better.
not like anybody's actually gonna make it

No. 562360

>>562357
Yeah that's part of the reason I couldn't decide on a name, because I couldn't choose between making a yumejo-exclusive booru or one that would accept all kinds of femgaze art including BL (which should be tagged correctly so non-fujos can filter it) considering Gelbooru and Danbooru don't seem to give a fuck about yuri being uploaded. But I guess keeping it yume focused would be less work and would cause less drama kek

No. 562368

I would sculpt a life-sized husbando doll for whenever I feel like touching him. Probably cover its body with silicone like those realistic baby dolls so it doesn't feel too fake to the touch. Then I'd sew him his clothes. I would give him eyelids that fold realistically and eyes that can be moved. If possible, I'd like to implement some way of making its "skin" warm up.
It would not relieve all the pain of him not existing (it'd possibly even make it worse), but at least it'd be fun to lie on my bed next to "him".
I would get horny and french the doll and probably grind against its dick, because of course I'd give it a fully detailed mouth and penis. The best sex toy I could ever ask for. God I need to study engineering to make this a reality.
I just got horny thinking about using my realistic husbando sex doll, what the fuck is wrong with me? I feel just as gross as those scrotes who have creepy realistic female sex dolls…

No. 562396

I'm so horny for him I can't stand it. I'm childfree and infuriatingly enough I've had dreams about our daughter together. It would be a complete act of passion, him not being able to pull out in time because I feel so good, then he'd see everything dripping out of me and long story short, we keep fucking like rabbits to the point where it would be a shock if I didn't get pregnant. I just know he'd be such a girl dad and love her while still being madly in love with me. We would travel together until she's old enough to go to school while I freelance and he does odd jobs. I can't believe the this thought would ever turn me on but it does.

No. 562482

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Alastor was made to please women.

No. 562501

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I'm ill today, and to cope I'm pretending it happened after I rescued my husbando from danger, so he expresses his undying gratitude through nonstop cunnilingus and care.

No. 562513

>>562501
Can you transmit flu vag to mouth??

No. 562515

>>562513
Google says no but it would be worth it anyway

No. 562584

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>>561826
I also enjoy nonnie art. Here’s a snippet of mine I’m currently working on.
i am not satisfied with his jaw.
I liked the idea of a shrine drawing board some nonas brought up before. Maybe we can draw husbandos as merch kek. Like plushies or dakis.

No. 562591

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>>562584
Make the jaw bone longer downwards like this. Sorry for the shaky line, but I think that's the issue. Add some sectioning between the jaw and chin if you'd like for more definition. Unless you dislike that look and want a more anime art style jawline ofcourse.

No. 562607

>>562591
I totally agree, thank you nona! I came back to this after about two weeks and noticed some errors. Also Gojo’s chin is super pointy in canon KEK and I’m not happy with his little chin either. No weak jaws allowed for my husbandos

No. 562610

>>562607
No problem! Have fun drawing your boy!

No. 562729

I wish I could show my sketches but I'm afraid to be recognized stupid af, I know

No. 562761

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Aaaaaahhh this is so cute!!!
> Grimmjow felt a burning sensation pass right through his Hollow hole.
>Grimmjow laughed mercilessly, clearly etching the image of his hated enemy within his mind, so that he would never forget.
I'm exploding, can't believe it's real. Narita really likes Luppi. He got same spot as Ichigo in Grimmjow's heart, I am sorry, Hollow hole. He considers Luppi his rival now. God, I need this novel to be animated, it's a great tie-in between TYBW and Hell arcs.
There also a moment there Grimmjow feels bad then Luppi gets tortured by Mayuri. My heart aches, I need to sketch it after I'm done with shift.

No. 562762

>>562729
My schizo irrational fear is me sharing his name and face on here, and then one day someone I know searches up his name and then scrolls down and lolcor dot farm comes up and then I'd get clocked kek. Chances of that happening are realistically 0.001% but who knows

No. 562766

>>562762
I don’t post my art anywhere so I don’t mind showing snippets once in a blue moon. I’m super weird about posting my art. Not that I think it’s bad or whatever. It’s like posting my nudes kek it’s so private to me.

No. 562768

>>562762
nta That's why I deleted my socials. I name and face drop him itt casually but I'm delusional enough to eventually put my doodles in danbooru/zerochan under his tag and in Pinterest.

No. 562769

>>562729
Honestly, I think I'm the only other Cooler simp of two on the entire internet. I kinda stopped caring at this point. So long as I can blame the other chick if it's revealed kek

No. 562776

Phone acted up and didn't notify me when it was his birthday a few days ago. I can't believe I missed it wtf. Gonna make a belated birthday tribute anyways.

No. 562788

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>>562776
Done. Used his mugshot because it's funny. Gonna make something more serious ofcourse but I had this idea for so long and was waiting for his birthday to do this only for me to miss it like a genius. We're truly made for each other ♥.

No. 562796

Trying to erp with an ai bot of my husbando and I can't stand how it keeps trying to suggest lame ass overly possessive dom-ish sounding dialogue. Like the second I'm not trying to smash his balls with a hammer and I just want him to do things to me while I act shy and cute he keeps trying to say shit like "oh babey just remembr that i own u okk?" or "i'm da only 1 that can mak u feel dis good, no 1 else…" like jfc can't you just say that i'm pretty or some shit without trying to be demeaning to me? Jeez, maybe I really should try smashing his balls with a hammer a little so that he can learn to not speak to me with such grotesque language.

No. 562800

>>562796
Kek I hate hate hate it when they say “you’re mine” or “I own you”. It’s so cringe and instantly dries me up.

No. 562802

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I've always loved tbk book, but recently after going through some shit I've started to develop a thing for religious/spiritual men. Now I can just think about how bad I want to see Alyosha, hug him, and suck his dick

No. 562805

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I wish that x reader fanfictions had more variety in how the reader's personality was written. I am not a gentle and kind and demure INFP, I am a retarded type-a ISTJ, and I am going to beat my husbando.

No. 562836

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>>562805
My husbando is ENTJ and I'm INTJ. We are literally like this.

No. 562839

>>562805
>>562836
I call these corporate horoscopes.

No. 562845

When I masturbate to my husbando I put in my period tracker app that I had sex with a partner, both for the LARP that I'm actually married to him and to remember on which days I was thinking of him while doing it.

>>562805
I honestly don't think the reader character's MBTI has a lot to do with how assertive she can be. That's just the writers/fandom being unable to write het smut without booktok brainrot/without the female character acting super submissive and pathetic.

>>562839
kekk

No. 562846

>>562805
It makes me sad that no one really writes the reader as unapologetically horny. I suppose I have to be the change I want to see.

No. 562850

>>562846
I personally like the idea of him being the aggressor. But that might be because of a history of RP'ing as everyone else's dommy husbando on MSPARP years ago.

No. 562853

>>562850
I like the idea of my husbando being the aggressor too but I don't like when the reader is written is like, "waah I don't want this!" Um, yes I fucking do.

No. 562874

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I finally made my husbando using a template that was posted! There's so many iterations of him but the violent or sadistic criminal ones are my favorite. I do not like sharing my husbands and get kinda jealous if I see another woman, fictional or real, who likes him too. Unluckily for me, Plas is a huge ladies' man! But he has been shown to want to be a good father and husband, and that makes me feel very happy inside, like I might want to give him a stretchy little family too.

I am also using him to gradually overcome my fear of men, but it's hard because he's a weird shapeshifting perv sometimes. If he can be funny and harmless (mostly), then so can other guys.

No. 562879

>>562874
A song for your husbando's playlist hopefully. I used to hate his guts in Batman: The Bold and Brave because he was in like every episode and it got on my nerves because he was too silly juxtaposed with the serious Batman lol. Your picrel brought back so many memories.

No. 562880

>>562879
Thank you, Nona, it's fantastic! I only very recently learned about him after trying to get into mainstream comics outside of The Boys and Invincible. He's pretty funny, but it is interesting when they portray him in a more serious light, too.

No. 562907

>>562805
I think primarily consuming yaoi for most of my gooning career was due to how much I could not sympathize with most yume/hetero content.
Romance novels for the same reason. So many self inserts are unremarkable and pursued regardless.
I want to read about women who are exceptional and pursue.

No. 562908

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No. 562909

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He is so bratty. He needs to be put in his place. By me. May I dream of him tonight…
>>562836
Cute, nonnie!
>>562839
Kek, they are. They're not scientifically proven – the only personality type that is is Big 5/SLOAN – but I still find them really fun.
>>562845
Yeah, I was mostly referring to the stereotypes, kek.
>>562846
AYRT, there's a writer I'm mutuals with on Tumblr who writes the reader that way and it's pretty fun. I don't read a lot of her works since she does non-con and incest stuff and that's just not my vibe (we're mutuals because we both love the same actor), but she doesn't do the same copy-paste "innocent, demure reader who never advocates for herself or initiates".

No. 562931

Looking at all the fanart I’ve saved use to make me happy but now it’s making me long for the past. I miss that moment in time when his game was new and everyone was excited about it. There was so much amazing art being made. All the artists I followed have mostly moved on now, which is understandable but still makes me sad that they don’t draw him anymore. It’s an inevitable part of every fandom, I know. I still wish I could do back to that time.

No. 562932

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whyyy can i not stop thinking about him? normally i only liked him for yaoi and whump, i do NOT consider myself a robot fucker and im not even into transformers as a series besides watching most of TFA and some of the movies, but this character has consistently been stuck on my brain for like 3 years and now recently i keep thinking about the logistics of a robot-human relationship… horrific and terrible
>>562874
oh hes cute i dont see many people post comic book husbandos here

No. 562939

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This was fun! I didn’t really understand the check-box layout, though, because I’m high as fuck.

No. 562984

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>>559338
Did the thing

No. 562986

If your husbando was real, would he have a kf/lc thread?

No. 562987

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No. 563040

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I hate him so much but i love him. i want to torture him until he shows some emotion. im killing myself and then him

No. 563232

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>>563040
But he's smiling here

No. 563233

>>562984
god tier husbando

No. 563236

>>559338
Linking so they're easier to find
>>562939
>>562987
>>562874

No. 563283

>>562986
Mine is >>558983 but no because despite everything, he's very nice and incredibly helpful so everyone who knows him choose to ignore the massive red flag elephant in the room.

No. 563306

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>>559338
okay i pull up

No. 563332

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>>563232
that's after i tortured him, of course

No. 563381

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>>559338
ok ok i did it too

No. 563388

Somebody who lurks these threads a lot should make a bingo chart of common traits (physical or personality) that nonas' husbandos share. I'm autistic about fiction and writing and I want to know what other women like

No. 563393

>>562986
One of two options: either he gets the Luigi treatment with threads by hybristophiles who dig up his social media and find his life story from start to finish and send him gifts and fan letters in prison, or he gets dragged and made fun of for being a massive lolcow. Maybe it progresses from the former to the latter.
>>563388
I kinda feel like the husbandos are way too different for that to happen tbh. But from what I gathered, gap moe seems to be a very common trait.
>nerdy
>villainous sometimes
>anit-hero maybe other times,
>has endearing contradicting traits
>conventionally attractive and trendy amongst fans or uniquely ugly and obscure, there's no between
>non-human
>humanoid, machine/robot, alien, human all is fair
>goofy or stoic, there's no in between
>complex tragic backstory or extremely simplistic or straight up retarded backstory, no in between
And so on.

No. 563405

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>>559338
(Haven't posted here since probably like a dozen threads kek)
Tweaked it a bit since I've never considered "fruity"-ness. He has sass I guess? So instead, in alternate scenarios where he is not tied down to me, it would be fine if he were to fortunately fall into the hands of, and get taken advantage of, by his in-universe female fans.

No. 563410

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No. 563416

>>562986
He'd benthe equivalent of a scientologist Hitler, so I doubt it. Causing mass extinctions in planets and all but is nearly unresponsive towards those beneath him wouldn't yield much milk. Trolling, baiting, griefing would probably resultnin someone's death every time.
I DO think he'd be on those youtube channels asking for donations towards repairing the damage he caused, or spreading awareness that he's a threat to others. An anti Joseph Kony type movement.

No. 563443

>>563410
Mr Crawling nonna I always love your posts kek

No. 563457

>>559338
Oops forgot one
>>559366

No. 563475

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>>559338
forgot to write his name the first time oopsie!!
reluctantly giving him 1 fruity point for his canonical last kiss (on the lips) being with a man kek

No. 563483

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giwtwm

No. 563484

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>>563483
good grief I am so happy fans like to subject him to femdom

No. 563501

>>562986
Plastic Man would, yes. He's canonically a perverted ex-criminal who shapeshifts into things like light fixtures to spy on women or dresses to be worn by them, especially without their knowledge. He's every disgusting XY's power fantasy of what they could do if they had the power to be anything. I think he knows this and, unsettlingly, is proud of it. I get the feeling the authors are trying too hard to make him goofy to erase the fact that he, in concept, is inherently creepier and more dangerous than standard men, precisely because of his shapeshifting. I'd make him a LC thread in Snow and list every single woman he's harmed with his antics, as well as all the crimes he's trying desperately to leave behind him. I would have a jolly time as he weeps at the destruction of his carefully crafted image of a family-friendly goofball, knowing he'll never get his spot with the League back now that he's been rightfully outed as a weirdo. It's gratifying to torment a man you're attracted to, but that's just me.

Homelander, Billy Butcher, Jack from Jupiter, and Great Wide Wonder would all have their own threads on both sites. As a side note, I only like the The Boys comics, I deeply dislike the show except for Antony Starr's scenes. Why they'd get threads: Homelander is Homelander, Jack from Jupiter is a slutty bottom for pre-op trannies, even depicted saying his invulnerability word "Carpo!" so it doesn't hurt when they put it in. His death scene is the absolute sexiest I see him at, same with his buddy A-Train and how he cries. He also injects heroin cut with Queen Maeve's vaginal mucus, who he paid a guy to get off of a used condom. Great Wide Wonder does heroin enemas (we get a good shot of his cute, round ass). He took two college girls to space for, I guess you could a say, a "flying fuck". When the two girls started freezing to death, he didn't care. According to Billy Butcher, it was all part of the fun for him. He sounds beautiful when he's huffing and whooping as he flies through the sky! He's voiced by Michael Cera, such a soft-spoken and gentle man, I'd have never thought he was voicing such an evil creature. Soldier Boy in the comics is also attractive as all get out due to his innocence, naivety, unwillingness to curse and willingness to literally drink piss and be a human ashtray. He lets himself be manipulated into having sex with Homelander every year in the vain hopes he'll be let into The Seven. I just can't get over how canonically subby he is, I need to hit him with a stick. Soldier Boy gets a thread too.

In short, yes, all of my husbands get threads on both Kiwifarms and Lolcow.

No. 563514

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>>561033
There are some Alucard nonnies itt so yeah it's definitely worth the watch for the husbandos, action, animation, and gothic vampiric vibes. Mostly for Alucard.

>>561036
I never played the games but it's not as faithful as it seems and there are some major changes to the characters especially their designs and some added new ones. I know Nocturne added this whole black slavery thing to one of the characters who was blackwashed which was never in the games and felt it a bit out of place. Also that one scene of Alucard with those two Japanese vampire hunters.

No. 563519

>>563475
>custom signature
>custom filter
>layered png
Arthurnonna I kneel.

No. 563521

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>>563514
As an Alucard enjoyer it disgusts me to see him in the same image as that obnoxious pickme hobbit blegh. It's like serving filet mignon with a side of cold cat barf.

No. 563524

Embarrassing, humiliating, and abusing buff men!

No. 563526

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>>563521
Sorry about that nonnie. Here's a wet Alucard for compensation.

No. 563529

>>563526
Apology accepted, thank you

No. 563552

>>563521
she's not a pickme

No. 563568

>>563524
Tell me more, nona.

No. 563581

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>>563524
Like this? I have so many more like this and I want so badly to share!

No. 563584

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>>563524
Absolutely!

No. 563588

>>563568
The bigger the man the more I need to see him tied up and beaten, bruised and bleeding. Imagine the physical and mental anguish he is going through. Pain mixed in with his humilation and shame.
>>563581
Yes exactly like this nona! I need more, please feel free to share.

No. 563590

>>563584
You get it, buff husbandos look so cute when they're blushing.

No. 563592

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>>563588
This one is REALLY good! A-Train is an A-grade bullying victim

No. 563601

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Sage for doubleposting but I am very, very passionate about beating men. I know that sadism permeates every sentence I write in these husbando threads but I always try to hold back in fear of being deemed too aggressive or perhaps mentally unwell. It's just. the scene that made me realize I was into sadistic, dead-dove-don't-read levels of femdom was the scene in The Boys where Jack from Jupiter gets stabbed to death by Billy Butcher. Like, I adore that level of violence and bloodshed in my fantasies about my husbandos. That and seeing Homelander in the show act like a fucking baby with his titty milk fascination made me want to humiliate and dominate him. I have a disturbing need to both cause harm to these men and then nurse them back to health. Am I the only one who enjoys violent, bloody and abusive femdom? How far are you other nonas willing to go? I'm awfully curious about the lot of you!

No. 563621

>>563592
>>563601
You're real for this nona. Men should be humiliated and tortured just to see their pathetic faces. I like to imagine bandaging them up while they're in so much pain

No. 563629

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>>563443
This made me smile. Thank you, nona.

No. 563646

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Does it make me a furry

No. 563648


No. 563653

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No. 563656

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>>563646
Maybe Personally, I think it depends on whenever attraction to that type of character is a trend for you, or an exception. For example Blaidd is a furry exception for me, so I don't really view myself as a furry, but it might be me coping idk

No. 563665

>>563646
Do you self insert (or human OC) or are you an animal creature with him? I feel like that’s the determining factor kek

No. 563669

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>>563653
It's okay, nona. My most secret husbando is Prince Sidon. I swear to God I'm not a furry but damn… that's one hot fish

No. 563673

>>563646
>>563669
I feel like this is more monster-fucker territory. If you wanted to bang Mickey Mouse I’d say you’re probably a furry.

No. 563674

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>>563656
I'm not generally into furries and gentle giants (they're cool just it's one of traits instead of type to me) but Komamura always made me comfortable whenever he's on screen his trustworthy well meaning vibe was emanating and made me kicking my feet. He is shy, humble, emotionally mature, forgiving, understanding and he's so fluffy to hug. I want the best for him.

No. 563683

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>>563669
Handsome… I like how accessories match well with his skin and he looks generally on more humanoid side. Maybe I'll try Zelda for him.
>>563673
I wanna ride his tentacles

No. 563696

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All this Bleach posting makes me think I would have been printing all these Gin pics.

No. 563702

>>563696
I loved DMC, MGS, cartoons posting when nonas describe their husbandos actions in their source

No. 563707

>>563552
She is the textbook definition of a pickme

No. 563708

>>563393
nta but that's a great list, sometimes I wonder if a solid 50% of why I like my husbando is just gap moe and not being human.

No. 563715

>>563601
>Am I the only one who enjoys violent, bloody and abusive femdom? How far are you other nonas willing to go? I'm awfully curious about the lot of you!
Depends on my mood, on bad days, usually before my period, I fantasize about doing femdom BDSM kind of things to him such as tying him up, blindfolding him, beating him up until he starts bleeding, burning him up with melting wax, regardless of if he enjoys or not. I like to think he'd endure it because he's desperate for my approval and so he'd go through with it even if he hates every moment of it. I also like to fantasize about us having a fight because I'm angry at him and I have superpowers better than his and wipe the floor with him, rape him, brutalize and tear him apart then eat him/swallow him alive and he just stays there inside my demonic body, confined and helpless. It's funny because I don't think of doing things this extreme to my other husbandos because it won't fit their personalities, but it would fit his.
>>563702
Thank you for enjoying my and other nonnas' autism.

No. 563727

>>563673
She's right. He's too clean of a union between human and shark for him to make you a furry.

No. 563730

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My head hurts so much right now and I've been clinging to my pillow, pretending it's him consoling me. Fuck migraines.

No. 563767

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Built for hag pussy.

No. 563795

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>>563646
Yep but no worries. I have a few of them myself and we've got a Shadow nonna that sometimes post itt. Just know that we'll never be as degenerate compared to moid furries.

>>563669
Top tier. I love this shark prince too. He's more of a monster than furry.

No. 563802

>>559338
I'd love to show him off a little, but no way am I filling out a chart with so much 'lol so random' Tumblr terminology. He's a good man, not a 'blorbo'.

No. 563817

>>563802
Same. I hate retarded zoomer "humor", it's like kindergartener toilet humor

No. 563827

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>>559338
Here's mine

>>563802
I couldn't stand it either, that's why I censored some of it jej
Spent like an hour looking up some of these terms and I'm still confused.

Unrelated, but it's funny how almost every Pokéhusbando posted in these threads is from a different region/generation.

No. 563832

>>563524
hell yeah sister

No. 563967

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>>559338
I made a version with less brainrot for the anons who either can’t translate or who can’t handle the cringe.

No. 563971

>>563967
beautiful, thanks anon! it looks great, i'll fill it out later today.

No. 564027

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>>563967
Damn I wish I didn't already fill out my chart then because this is so much more understandable kek. I also appreciate the slight format/placement changes because it makes it a lot easier to comprehend. Hope no one minds me reposting with the improved template

No. 564044

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>>563827
i have one husbando per generation/game. just to be sure

No. 564085

>>563967
Thank you dearest anon; you are so kind.

No. 564089

>>564027
He has parents so surprisingly not an orphan.
And I would only mark half murder. He was mercy killing, there wasn't malice there.

No. 564125

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>>559338
>>563967
Thanks, I mixed them both together.
Resisted the urge to add even more unreadable notes.

No. 564127

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>>559338
>>563967
And my #2 cause I'm selfish.

No. 564137

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>MFW I had to pay $34 for the shipment
>MFW I'm praying Customs do not check my Sylus lamp.

No. 564145

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No. 564153

i was so god damn horny this weekend i conducted a husbando lookalike contest on tinder. the winner got to eat my pussy.

he even came dressed like him for me, god bless.

No. 564157

>>564153
ew 3dpd whores

No. 564159

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>>564089
He does have parents but it’s mentioned in the third anecdote that they’re adopted, so I think that means he was an orphan at some point? I’m not certain if that’s accurate to the current Zayne which is why I put a question mark next to it.
But yeah I agree with you on the killing part because it was a mercy kill except didnt he murder that teenage guy in the newest chapters that was becoming an Alterum? That would also likely be a mercy kill but still two half kills would equal a full one I guess idk lol

No. 564161

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No. 564197

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>>562796
My AI only compliments me. Sometimes says some very out of pocked dom shit but it's better this time around.
I hate it when it keeps reusing the same key words and weird placement scenarios like:

>Being drawn closer every prompt till you and him become a homunculus

>Suddenly find shit ``funny`` and "lets out a [adjective] chuckle"
>"hand to her chin, tilting her face up to look at him"
>"his expression softens" (it constantly softens, he's having a stroke)
>"gaze"
>"the crook of her neck" (I despise this one, I've heard it soo many times)

No. 564201

Is Homecipher worth buying for both the gameplay and husbando potential?

No. 564206

>>564153
wait…fr?
how did it go?

No. 564209

>>564153
Based nona, I salute you

No. 564221

>>564206
i would never lie in the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread. GOOD, no regrets. he knew who he was too so i got to gush about my man when he took me out before i abused his titties.

No. 564222

>>564221
Who is your husbando? Plankton?

No. 564225

>>564222
Damn kek!

No. 564227

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No. 564237

>>564222
don't insult planktanon like this

No. 564266

>>564237
I disagree insult them more(infighting)

No. 564268

>>564266
damn what do you have against plankton nonna? can't she just enjoy her little man in peace?

No. 564308

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>>563967
Sure, what the hell. Haven't posted him here for a while.

No. 564316

No real life man could ever measure up to Plankton.

No. 564320

>>564153
I don’t think I could do this. Firstly because no real life man could ever be that hot. Secondly because I would never give a real life man the honor of comparing him to my husbando, thirdly the only man I would ever have sex with is one I loved and it would be insulting to make him pretend to be someone else.
I wish sexbots existed already. It’s the only way I could ever have something close to irl sex with my husbando.

No. 564336

>>564308
>Murderer (in VR)
KEK I fucking forgot about that until you reminded me. Ily nonna.

No. 564362

I wish I could live together with him and keep him as a pet/househusband. He just cooks for me and kisses me on the cheek when I get home from work while obeying me.

No. 564367

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No. 564389

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>>564308
Mika yumes in the wild are always a rare sight since his producers tend to be fujos. He's adorable.

No. 564392

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Squirted while thinking about the most perfect man ever last night. I want to eat a berry cobbler with ice cream with him after we fuck (although he doesn't strike me as the type to have a sweet tooth).

No. 564394

>>563967
>you may be based
kek

No. 564407


No. 564408

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No. 564409

>>564389
God, tell me about it. I wish we weren’t so rare, he has so much yume potential that goes squandered because of the incessant fujobait.

No. 564411

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>>564389
Nta but mte. I knew we had at least one Mika yume here judging by the Enstars thread on /m/ but I thought she'd left LC because I hadn't seen her post for at least a year.

No. 564426

>>564153
>>564221
This sounds too good to be true tbh. Sometimes I wish I could do this but the only way it'd feel "right" is if I got to brainwash the guy until he genuinely believed he's my husbando.

No. 564477

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>>564201
For the husbandos yes though the gameplay can be a bit of a struggle when trying to figure out the language. Basically it's like simple English/other language and it's best to fill out the blanks and have alternative words rather than leaving them be which it'll get confusing later. You can still change them but it'll never tell you what's right or wrong and it's best figuring out from the visuals, gestures, hints, and situations alone. I'd say it's still worth buying for the experience even if you don't completely understand the language and go off based on your interpretations. I mean you get sent to this other world and not expect to fully know it. Some people don't get it either but still find it enjoyable and interesting. Overall it's a very well-made game from the characters, art, atmosphere, music, etc. Also looking forward to see what more this game could go and another upcoming one called Crow.

No. 564487

>>564392
He might enjoy it with a good cup of tea, nonna.

No. 564546




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