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No. 3589[Reply]

Am I not supposed to post here if I'm a dude?

No. 3590

You can actually. Just don't make it obvious you're a dude, don't spew robot shit around and you should be fine.

No. 3595

mr moseby?????

No. 3635

>>3589
just dont talk about their queen Anus Angelica and you should be fine.



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No. 2341[Reply]

How many of you girls shop your pics not stuff like Instagram filters but legit photoshopping whether it's your computer or phone.

Not here to judge or prove a point somewhere, I'm genuinely curious. Posting on /sty/ because this thread has potential to go bad.
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No. 2467

>>2436
whoa you don't need to put photo on your resume? nice.

anyway I remove my pimples and whiten my teeth, that's all. wait does removing red eye from camera flash count?

No. 2777

I do not shoop. If I post a dark pic I might use a brightening filter but that's it.

No. 2791

I have the Beautycam app so I usually smooth my skin, enlarge eyes, color filter, and push in double chin/jaw a little bit. Sucks having a wide square face, but nobody has ever said "woah you look different irl" so I assume it's subtle enough to be flattering and nobody notices.
I only post flattering pictures. Don't care if that means taking 6-8 pictures and only picking one. I don't want to publish pictures that I will regret.

No. 3550

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>implying i aw on instagram

No. 3551

>oh god just necro'd a thread by accident



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No. 3499[Reply]

https://www.toydemon.com/magic-eyes-kabejiri-onahole-masturbator

You better hope your boyfriend never finds out about onaholes of this quality.

He'll probably want to fuck it more than you, and then what do you have to offer? Your only asset is sex, otherwise you're just a financial and emotional drain to him. He'll dump you if he finds out about these.

If it started becoming socially accepted for men to use these, women's value would drop, and men would stop bending over backwards for you.

That's why you make fun of men who use them. Feminists are already trying to stop sex bots, but they don't know there's already a multi-billion dollar industry for fake vaginas, and more guys use these than you think. Some guys aren't impressed by them, but that's just because they haven't used the better ones.

You better hope they don't become socially acceptable, otherwise RIP biocunts, artificial wombs are coming soon too. All your worth is based on sex, so it's funny that you literally can't compete with a fake vagina.

No. 3546

Lol men are literally worthless. We could kill off all men and use x sperm collected by sperm banks to further the species for all of eternity.

Face it, your gender is useless

No. 3547

That's still more worth than a man, since men have no worth at all :^)

Seriously kill yourself. You're a failure as a man, as a person, as anything.



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No. 3478[Reply]

Are you a female virgin? Your virginity is worth millions of dollars you know.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4363494/Teen-claims-sold-virginity-2-MILLION.html
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3210019/model-18-who-was-selling-her-virginity-to-the-highest-bidder-claims-she-has-now-sold-it-for-2m-to-a-randy-businessman-from-hong-kong/

Are you jealous? Are you mad that men value virginity this much? I'm certainly jealous of females for being born with an asset worth millions of dollars by default.

>Inb4 he's just some creep he's not a REAL man
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No. 3506

>>3478
That's an 18 year old? She looks 30. An extremely attractive 30 yr old, but still.

No. 3508

>>3488
this
if there were no repercussions for the kind of publicity u get selling ur virginity then Id think about selling out too

ppl have sold theirs b4 for crack
or just a cheeseburger

No. 3509

>>3506
I'd place her in her 20s but
> extremely attractive
kinda has a long horse face, but myb its just the nose

No. 3542

I gave away my virginity at 17 out of desperation to some drunk guy at a party where we did it in the bushes, because he was the first guy to ever hit on me. Many such cases.

No. 3545

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Dat shoop I am dying of laughter



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No. 3391[Reply]

>tfw the nicest guy
>tfw polite
>tfw girls don't realize i'm a gentleman
What am I doing wrong?
this is the /b/ of lolcow, right?
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No. 3406

>>3391
Most of the guys who use "nice" as an adjective to explain their selves are the most whiny, ugly shitlords I have ever met.

No. 3407

>>3406
So you admit you don't want a nice guy? Great. Then why am I wearing brand-name shirts? Why am I practicing my kickflips and dyeing my hair? Why did I quit WoW? I should torture you to death.

No. 3408

>>3403
kill yourself

No. 3465

>>3406
Fucking hell if this aint the truth. Also i think its funny they are the same guys who call women whores, sluts and bitches and then wonder why women dont want to be anywhere near them.

No. 3670

kys



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No. 2762[Reply]

why is everything backwards?
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No. 2788

>>2783


What are you trying to communicate, Anon?
Are you 15?

No. 2790

>>2765
>>2788

they were saying that op is probably on farmcow.lol ya fucking morons

No. 2801

>>2790
No shit, Sherlock

No. 2962

>test

No. 3416

>>2790
lolcow.farm redicrects to farmcow.lol though.



No. 3384[Reply]

yep

No. 3385

click on it for the spongebob livestream ok?



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No. 3288[Reply]

Since a lot of farmers imply that people can't have fun, wear kawaii clothes or be attractive over the age of 22 what are your plans for when you start aging?suicide?or do you think you will just naturally mature out of your current hobbies and transform into a soccer mom?
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No. 3327

lol it's cute that you think most farmers are below 22. That's minority, from what I observed.

No. 3352

I'm going for the good ol' alcoholic/smoker's death. Hopefully I'll be out of here by 40, 35 would be ideal. I don't really give a fuck about being 'kawaii' and attractive or having fun. Not like I ever have.

No. 3356

most farmers aren't attractive to begin with, lol. go look at the eyes thread in /g/.

No. 3357

>>3356
I'm a guy and I've jacked off to some of those pictures.

It's ok if you think that's disgusting I don't care, I imagine them staring at me in disgust anyway.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 3360

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>implying most farmers aren't fat and ugly like their robot counterparts



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No. 3322[Reply]

Spring reading material thread?

No. 3332

thats not a nice book for spring reading.

No. 3351

wew
wew
wew



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No. 3306[Reply]

Helo will u be my gf?
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No. 3313

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Where are the traps? I have some nice homes for you in poland with shower XDDD

No. 3314

eyy where the boipuccis at?

No. 3315

>>3306
We are all sexy Stacies and we already have bfs. Bye bye.

No. 3316

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>>3315
You are ugly transsexual faggots and should kill yourself(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 3317

no. some russian guy from krautchan told me i am pretty. ave a listen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k911SBKk6L



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