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No. 3717[Reply]

What is this?
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No. 3748

>>3717
You.

No. 3751

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No. 3774

>no removable nozzle
I want a bidet so much

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Actually, it's a child-sized sink. As a small child, my daycare had these, along with smaller toilets.

No. 4028

>>3717 its for washing your feet, indoor swimming pools in Germany have this kind of thing



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No. 3707[Reply]

Did anyone else have vaginal inspection day when they went to school?
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No. 3961

>>3958
it's mandatory. one girl tried to refuse, but they inspected her anyway, and then expelled her too

No. 3985

>>3961
you must be fucking kidding
though with murica everything is possible

No. 3990

>people falling for this shit
It's a play on the "penis inspection day" meme, idiots.

No. 3993

memes are more real than you think

No. 4002

>>3985
"murica" doesn't allow tests like that without parental consent

We also don't have real physical exams at school. Just vision and hearing.



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No. 3931[Reply]

It looks like "game" has become mandatory, and it saddens me greatly. I'd like to hear women's opinions.

I'm a typical nerdy guy, zero luck as you'd expect. I've read through a lot of advice, all around from pua shit to more traditional and softer ones that openly claim to distance themselves from the toxic pua attitudes. The thing is, they all have common threads. They all present some of the same manipulation techniques, some of the same psychological triggers, same advice in different words.

It's as if I want to get a girl in today's society, I have to play the game too. Without manipulation, "just being myself", I won't even get my foot in the door, with 80 men next to me using those techniques appearing much more attractive, valuable, sexy.

Now, I'm not claiming I'm hot shit, or even a Nice Guy (tm). Having read up on those things, I now notice people using them. They're not without grounds, some of them have been verified by science. It makes me awfully sad that I now have to wear that same mask, play that same game, play on girls' feelings like they do, just to be on equal footing, just to get a chance.
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No. 3935

Not a femanon, but from my perspective, none of this shit is worth your time beyond building up your self-esteem.

If you pull a girl in with an act, you're going to have to maintain that act. Personally I'd say you're better off just making who you are more attractive instead of working on a mask that will eventually slip. It's never good to start a relationship off a lie.

On the other hand, it would be good of you to be aware of women's shit tests and the games they play. I highly recommend listening to everything involving Patrice O'Neal you can find. That's the proper attitude to have, the right mindset. I would not recommend "beige phillip" to the same extent, but Patrice'll set you right.

No. 3938

I've read The Game and some PUA stuff and while the ideas behind a lot of it are right, the execution is absurd. You don't have to do stupid shit like magic tricks or dressing like a retard unless you're trying to get 10/10s (if you are, fuck off). Manipulation and mind games aren't necessary at all.

In the end, it's pretty simple - if you act shy, insecure, overly deferent, etc, you are literally telling her that she is above you and you are low value. If you like yourself and have self respect, you are telling her you have value and she's not too good for you. Don't suck up to her, don't try to be agreeable and inoffensive, don't go over the top with gifts and shit too early in the relationship, this shit is common sense but so many men just don't get it. Desperation is the biggest turn off and nerdy nice guys broadcast it constantly.

No. 3947

>>3934
This is the first thread I've made here. Are you mixing me with someone else?

No. 3948

>>3931
>Without manipulation, "just being myself", I won't even get my foot in the door, with 80 men next to me using those techniques appearing much more attractive, valuable, sexy.

Yeah, you will, if you stop comparing yourself to others. I know, I know, that's an old line but it's true. Work on your strengths, have some self-respect, respect that every girl is different and while that means some will never give you the time of day, some girls will find whatever you have to offer appealing and that has potential to become something more. There are more than enough typical nerdy girls out there.

All the time you would waste playing the 'game' is time you could spend on self improvement, which is going to boost your confidence and make you appeal to more girls.

No. 3950

>>3948
That's decent advice, except I've spent the last 12 years on self improvement. As a result I'm financially well off, have lots of skills, speak five languages and learning a sixth, etc. And of course still KHV.



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No. 3745[Reply]

It happened. We are rapidly going downhill.
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No. 3792

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>>3772
Reminds me of an old timey swimsuit.

No. 3793

I dig it. But I'm into men in drag so.

No. 3798


No. 3939

>>3792
I actually like the way this looks. But, not on sissy men.

No. 3941

The guy in the light pink romper on the far left, and the guy right next to him in the dark colored look alright. It's not really that different from if they wore a polo shirt and matching shorts. Hell, some of them even have guts that cast enough of a shadow for it to look like they're just wearing a shirt and shorts.
I don't see the big deal.



No. 2059[Reply]

What would you do if you woke up with a penis?
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No. 2211

Fuck every household object I could think of. I've always said that if I had a dick I would just put it in random stuff. It's not like I get the impulse to put weird things near myself but it seems different with a dick. I'd be hollowing out melons and fucking sandwiches and gloves of spaghetti all day. I'd love to try one of those crazy Tenga devices too, I guess?

If it was a long term thing I don't know what I would do. Hopefully my boyfriend wouldn't mind a bit of dick but it would get more difficult later in life if I wanted kids. I would have to learn to tuck for the clothes I wanted, random erections would be annoying.

>>2072
Yeah pretty much

No. 2226

>>2211
>I'd be hollowing out melons and fucking sandwiches and gloves of spaghetti all day.

Dear god anon. Why did this make my day?

No. 3846

>>2082
>ll perks I can come up with depend on looks. Once they fade, you're irrelevant.
That's your starting capital to build something with for when you're older.

And men who can't live up to those standards just kill themselves, hence you see less of those failures later in life.

No. 3864

>>2091
>Don't women attempt suicide more
Attempt, yes.
Succeed, no.
Men tend to use guns, women tend to use pills. If you OD you can get your stomach pumped, but it's hard to put your brains back in your skull.

>more likely to develop depression

Yes. Also anxiety disorders However, this might just be reporting bias, as the men that develop depression and anxiety disorder just kill themselves and don't get reported.

No. 3865

>>2195
>35 year old woman is better suited to having kids
https://www.autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/mom%E2%80%99s-age-and-autism-risk

"They found that, on average, the risk of having a child with autism was approximately 50 percent higher for a 35-year-old mother than for a mother in her mid to late 20s."



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No. 3703[Reply]

Just wanted to send a message to this largely female board of western women. I despise you and I hate you because of how vile all you women are. You all are foolish women not worthy of life. You live off your female privilege and are surrounded by your delusional narcissism that evelopes your being. There is no doubt in my mind that you worldy women are inferior and have always been inferior to men. You are animals who are incapable of the level of wisdom that a man can achieved. The purpose of humankind is different for men and women. Your purpose on Earth is to serve and please men. That is the reason for your existence. That is why you have breasts. So that we may be enticed and comforted by them. That is why you have a hole that goes inward as we pierce you. However, none of you are worthy of being called a woman. You are not women, you are the equivalent to a manchild. You are but little girls who are narcissists. That is all. I hope my words pierce your callous fornicating whore hearts.
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No. 3738

Just wanted to send a message to this largely male board of western men. I despise you and I hate you because of how vile all you men are. You all are foolish losers not worthy of life. You live off your penis privilege and are surrounded by your delusional narcissism that envelopes your being. There is no doubt in my mind that you worldly men are inferior and have always been inferior to women. You are animals who are incapable of the level of wisdom that a woman can achieve. The purpose of humankind is different for men and women. Your purpose on Earth is to serve and please women. That is the reason for your existence. That is why you have balls. So that we may be enticed and comforted by them. We produce and raise future generations. You men are only good for a one time act and can be discarded. All you men are disposable. That is why you have a disco stick that goes up as we entice you. However, none of you are worthy of being called a man. You are not men, you are the equivalent to a manchild. You are but little boys who are narcissists. That is all. I hope my words pierce your callous self-loathing virgin bitter hearts.

(I love me some copy-pastas)

No. 3739

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>>3734
>most Americans don't have foreskins

No. 3740

>>3738

Saved for future prosperity

No. 3741

>>3739
>had I been born in my mother country and not in the US I would have my foreskin
>ask my parents why they'd let this happen because "it was custom" or some stupid shit
I'll never not be mad
I didn't have a choice in this
fuck
now I'm sad

No. 3859

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>>3739
I do!



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No. 1858[Reply]

Can we have a thread for these people?

>Loud as fuck, usually speaking over women

>Believe they have the power to decide what's sexist and hurtful because they're ~allies~
>Using feminism as a stepping stone to garner female attention and/or exposure for themselves
>50% of the time are actually Nice Guys™ in disguise
>Complete lack of self-awareness
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No. 3779

Well known guy in my city claims to be a feminist and i met him on the street and he accused me of "following him" and that it would be "flattering" if I was. I was groped earlier that day so I stopped to question his attitude (normally would have walked away but I was upset and wanted answers) and he acted so mind blown I didn't kiss his ass/didn't know who he was at the time. He gave me no answers and walked away with balled up fists lmao. I think I was walking behind him for two blocks.

Real cool A+ guy who posts about mental health and other ironic topics.

No. 3789

>>3779
*if I were

Stupid fucking whore

No. 3800

>>3789
lmao no that's grammatically sound, tf is wrong with you

No. 3840

>>1915
That image is so cathartic though. If those facts are true, idc to look them up.

No. 3851

>>1968
Let me guess, you don't really have many guy friends?



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No. 890[Reply]

I've journeyed for countless aeons in search of a female community that can admit women get laid far more easily than men do.

Is this it?
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No. 976

>>945
>stats from a single dating site
>mirroring reality enough to render commonly believed stereotypes "outliers"
Okay

No. 2208

>>940
>Why are men so obsessed with getting laid? Is that like how you validate yourselves or something? It's pretty pathetic to be so obsessed with sex that you think it's some sort of injustice that less people want to have it with you than with [x] other group.

Yes men are obsessed with getting laid, testosterone = sex drive, and its basically a measure of virility and masculinity, and since guys don't just open up their legs and pussy drops right on top (unless your are justin bieber or something) then it proves to other guys you "got game".

No. 2238

>>2208
So you're telling me old adage robots love to parrot about women needing sex and male attention in order to feel validated is actually projection?

Man am I glad to hear someone admit to it

No. 2241

Yeah, sure, but I don't think one-night stands are really that gratifying for women in general.

No. 3849

>>940
Well, it's not like that's how a man's worth is measured and the media memed some "you're not a real man until you got laid" into people's heads



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No. 3794[Reply]

So why do sjws/feminists love Islam so much?its a religion that goes against everything they believe in.
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No. 3824

>>3799
>Christianity gets criticized
But why are you pretending like there's never been any backlash to those criticisms?
Many Christians are not peaceful.

Conservatism's "War on Christmas" in the US is definitely a thing. It doesn't even stem so much from a direct attack on Christianity, but by Christians feeling threatened due to the increasing secularism of the holiday (which isn't truly theirs regardless).
And the bombing of reproductive care clinics and assassination of abortion surgeons by Christians because they think a book justifies it.
Or arguing against state and federal laws over birth control coverage because they think their religious values outweigh another's need.

Imagine if one day you woke up and your currency would have a Muslim slogan. Your children would have to go to school and recite an Islamic pledge to Allah hands over their hearts. In your everyday media, there's a subtext about Allah. Muslims would picket and protest your right to a certain healthcare because of their religious values; this is how non-religious people deal with Christianity, everyday.

I don't have a horse in this race, but I don't see how Christianity is targeted more or worse. Especially considering that most people and institutions are sensitive of it.

>>3794
Second of all–I don't know where this feminists=pro-hijab meme came from–but back in the mid-aughts, I remember feminists thinking Islam was oppressive. Along with the hijab/burka. Because it was generally understood then that most women did not get a fair choice and were actually penalized or killed for violating dress code in their own countries. They still are, to an extent.
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No. 3827

>>3824
>And the bombing of reproductive care clinics and assassination of abortion surgeons by Christians because they think a book justifies it

Huh? Could that please be explained in more detail?

No. 3830

>>3827
Some Christian loonies who have brought threats and harm among free clinics and doctors who work at them have often justified their actions based on loose interpretations of the Bible.
ie. Killing is bad so I think abortion is wrong but it's alright to kill an abortion provider or seeker since that somehow prevents abortion except it doesn't.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence
Nine times out of ten it's motivated by an abrahamic religion.

No. 3844

>>3802
But the bible is a holy book in Islam too. So Islam has the horribleness of the quran and the hadits…as well as the bible. Islam is automatically worse than christianity.

No. 3845

>>3824

At the end of th day anon, no one fucking likes religion and especially muslims.



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No. 3409[Reply]

Hey fellow girls, what's your favourite penis size, and what's the general consensus on 5.5 inches?
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No. 3747

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>>3746

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP BULLYING MY DICK YOU WHORES

No. 3750

>>3409
I prefer 5 inches and all the way down to 3.5. I am a very small girl so having sex with anything bigger than 5 destroys my cervix. I also can't preform oral sex very well with my tiny mouth. I am not the average women though so this probably isn't helpful to you.

No. 3754

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No. 3773

girth>length
penises should be proportional to body size
no matter what your penis is like, give good head

No. 3826

>>3773
>penises should be proportional to body size

wtf? you think short men should be double cursed with little dicks?



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