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Discuss people in your life that have lolcow potential.
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My "personal" cow isn't really personal since she's a somewhat popular figure in the brazilian twitter niche circles.
Fakeboy, Anachan, Histrionic compulsive liar Levi Elias.
>Claims to weight 80 lbs, shoops pictures into oblivion to look more skeletal. The shoops are some of the most ridiculous ive ever seen and make kota look like a professional retoucher.>Claimed to have a russian sugar daddy for a while>Also claims to speak 10 languages, when people who do that have wikipedia pages and are cited in books. Flexes shitty google translate russian on twitter.>Presents 100% feminine, will sperg into oblivion if you not refer to her as male.>Prone to daily sperg outs about any sort of sjw related subject, usually muh transphobia.>Has a simp fiance who will sperg out if you talk shit about her.>Says is dirt poor no food to eat, owns Angelic Pretty lolita dresses.
Its basically the worst of the proana and fakeboy threads all mashed together in one attention whore.
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stumbled upon this amazing profile on facebook, Elle Maryse Casson
>scene in 2009
>weird hate campaign against sex workers, orbited by angry misogynist males
>calling sw's useless whores etc, bitter that she's too fat & repulsive to do it herself
>shares literal shotacon on her story, and has interactions calling out her pedophilia
>her bio lmfao
will post reciepts if anyone's interested though you needn't look far on her fb
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Here's some sickest, best ana uwu behavior, including vegan virtue signaling
and more photoshop galore!
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a quarter of all her posts are just her complaining about sex workers being lazy and screenshots of her harassing random sex workers calling them ugly/stupid/get real jobs lmfao
The keyboard and
the piano? My my my. /s
Would love to see a thread on this one.
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Wahhhhh Billie eyelash prettier than me wahhhhhh
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not a single cow, but an entire community of cows.
they call it "stimblr" and it consists mostly of trannies making satisfying gifs of slime and shit. (example: https://sushi-stims.tumblr.com/post/190132524929/sourceplease-credit-me-if-you-repost
>most of them claim to have autism, adhd, DID, or some other mental illness. >most of them are self diagnosed>every 2 weeks there's some new drama>my favorite was when one of them tried to claim that another person in that community was a predator because he dated a 15 year old when he was 17 and tried to use their kin list as proof that they liked gore porn and that they were a pedophile>pic related
tl;dr if you use tumblr and see someone with the word "stim" or "sensory" in their url you need to run.
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Old fag but newfag anyway this is my personal contribution. This is a friend I had in middle and high school. Most vain, self obsessed person. Had an ok MySpace following so she said “ok I’ll be a rapper now”. Lies about her age constantly.
Claims to have empty nose syndrome which she was featured in daily mail for it (I really don’t know how In the hell that happened. Is it easy to get the daily mail to report on you?) likes to tag her ig posts with #crippleartist and talk about how disabled she is.
Here’s a particularly terrible post she made with some hair in her crotch. Very on brand for her.
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i’ve been following this psychopathic bitch on reddit for awhile now after finding one of her posts on r/relationship_advice, and my god, it has been a shitshow. i’ll try to summarize with the highlights, but there is a lot, so i’ll link her reddit for anyone who wants to see the full timeline. https://www.reddit.com/user/rebekhag
anyway > 26 year old hypocrite autist with an obsession with boy bands, mostly the jonas brothers and one direction
> also a super cringy abdl and a religious nut
> important background info: is a NEET who still lives with parents at 26, is insanely obsessed with her 23 year old “boyfriend” (now ex) who also lives with his parents. they have to ask their parents for permission to do things together and aren’t allowed to have alone time without supervision
> first posted in r/relationship_advice wanting to know how many times she should see her boyfriend, says she cried because she doesn’t get to see her bf enough
> makes another post in same subreddit looking for advice on how to tell her bf she is sexually attracted to him (but don’t worry, they aren’t going to have sex until they’re married because that’s a sin!!!!1)
> irrelevant gripe, she formats her sentences and paragraphs like a fucking alien
> this is where things get interesting. makes another post to r/relationship_advice wanting to know how to get a job with her bf. she wants to work with him because she doesn’t get to see him a lot, her words. comments are all telling her this is an awful idea.
> not long after this makes a post to r/christianity saying how angry she was at baptist’s for being “unwelcoming” because they won’t allow her to spend time with her bf (who works there, and is some kind of daycare assistant i think). says in same post she’s mad at her parents because they won’t let her become a member of bf’s church
> despite “sex before marriage is a sin!!!!111” mentality, asks questions about giving bf a handjob and how much precum is normal, etc. also makes a post to r/christianity why god even cares if you have sex before marriage, and pissed off all the christians in the comments kek
> makes a now removed post to r/sex that basically said she was angry that her bf’s parents had him circumcised as a baby, wanted to know how to tell bf she was mad that his parents circumcised him
> makes another post to r/sex wanting to know how to make her bf hard so she can whack him off, kek
> posts to r/circumcisiongrief over how her bf is cut, how that makes her unhappy, is mad her bf isn’t unhappy that he is cut
> makes another post to r/relationship_advice to bitch about how her parents still treat her like a child at 26, gets pissed at the people who tell her she needs to become independent if she doesn’t like her parents rules (“”i cAnT mOvE oUt BeCaUsE tHeY wOnT lEt Me!!!!11”
> another milky post. makes a post to r/complaints because her bf’s family did not let her into their family christmas photos. basically whole post was her bitching about how her bf’s mom was a cunt. oh, and she and her bf have been together a grand total of… one month at this point! comments were telling her she is a psycho
> makes a post to r/declineintocensorship because she was banned from r/sex for “sharing her opinion!!!1”. her opinion? that you shouldn’t have sex if you aren’t married because it’s a sin. (paraphrased) that’s funny, rebekha, considering your previous posts about giving your bf a handjob, watching porn, masturbating, and wanting to fuck all the members of one direction at once are totally not sinful in any way!!!!1
> another post about bf’s dick in r/smallpenisproblems. basically the post is just her saying that she’s a good person because she likes small penises, and that she wished her bf would show “his true size” to her, because she doesn’t care that his dick is small!!!1 admits that he does not get hard around her, which is why she thinks he has a small dick. makes another very similar post to r/circumcisiongrief that whacks off her own ego.
> it just gets milkier from here!! goes to r/complaints to bitch about how her bf spent the weekend with his nephew instead of her despite 1. recovering for having his gallbladder removed days before and 2. rarely gets to see his nephew (according to her). called bf’s sister a bitch. did not understand why commenters said she was a piece of shit.
> makes a post to r/complaints again saying that she was upset that her bf doesn’t want to spend christmas with her. goes on a psychotic rampage basically where she said she was basically guilt tripping bf into spending christmas with her, and was miserable that her tactic didn’t work on him. (basically she asked if that meant he was breaking up with her, he said no, she said he shouldn’t break up with her because she’s undatable to other men, she couldn’t live with herself if he did that, kek)
> makes several posts asking others to pray for her relationship because she was scared a breakup was happening soon
> after christmas he basically avoids her at all costs according to posts
> unrelated, bitched to r/modsarekillingreddit because she was banned from mgtow for “defending women”. she seriously is a tard
> about a week later after the posts about how her bf is ignoring her, she posts about how they finally break up
> ex bf says they can “still be friends!!1” but she’s pissed, she doesn’t want to be friends because she still loves him and wants him to be her husband despite how he clearly wants nothing to do with her
> makes a post to r/relationship_advice looking for advice on how to get ex to date her again. still refers to ex as her boyfriend despite them not being a couple for some reason. comments tell her she needs therapy, tells them to fuck off.
> makes another post about “boyfriend’s” sister to r/childfree where she calls her entitled… because her “boyfriend” and his parents traveled 4 hours to babysit his nephew, says his sister should just hire a babysitter instead. rebekha says in the post that he and his family wanted to babysit the nephew. but she didn’t think it was fair that her “boyfriend” wasn’t spending time with her!!
> blames being a sperg for failed relationship, wants “bf” to learn about autism so that he can understand her
there’s a lot more to her reddit, but i tried to include only the milkiest posts. i’ve been enjoying hate following her, hopefully y’all will enjoy the rollercoaster ride too.
oh, and she also is a “”wattpad author””. https://www.wattpad.com/user/HoransWhore1993
she has a lot of writing on here that i can’t be bothered to read, but i did read her story “Daddies’ Little Baby Princess” and it was just a fucking shitshow. to summarize it, basically, she’s in a poly relationship with all of the 1D dudes and they make her act like a baby. it’s long as fuck but it is worth reading for how cringy it is if you have the time.
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Please tell me you guys know about Jas and her retardation
@187cynical/ formerly @cynicalshawty, @yungcynical
>the beak nosed drain gang fake goth NLOG egirl
>quirky and does the meme
>started instafame by hastagging her pictures with #gothgirlfriend among other male attention seeking nonsense
>constantly pandering to males
>always quoting the Scott Pilgrim vs the work ruined a generation of women song despite the song kind of describing her
pic related is her simping to the singer of that guy on twitter and then proudly posting it to her story
>cheated on her bf, then cried rape when confronted about it
>constantly putting down other females calling them fake goths (says the tard who discovered lil peep a year ago) and whores
>alt right sperging on story about how women shouldn’t get abortions and gun control is b-bbad and immigration laws are good( More pandering)
>”women aren’t funny haha amirite kings go back to the kitchen” type beat
>has another account called fucking 4changirlfriend
>thinks she’s the doomer girl
>had beef with Erin Painter
any farmers here heard of her or seen her stupidity?
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Is there a thread for people who claim to have DID?
I stumbled upon this person on tumblr thanks to some weird drama about a 40 y/o with a piss kink.https://doctorguilty.tumblr.com/https://guiltydraws.tumblr.com/https://sweetheartsrevenge.tumblr.com/
A ftm fakeboy with kins and self inserts that claims to have autism, BPD and DID and is in a poly relationship. This person has tumblr blogs for different personas and makes long paragraph stories about her "system". Says she is masculine while everything points at her being girly as fuck. She's 26 and lives with bogleech, a known autistic plastic hoarder.
Doctorguilty also wants to make merch out of her presumed DID characters that live in her head.
Is there a thread for people who claim to have DID?
Idk about here but there's a subreddit for it - r/DIDCringe.
It's all over this blog, look on the archives
This sounds like something she would do.
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Reitanna Seishin/Kara is my all time favorite personal/obscure lolcow.
>Does edgy MLP fanfictions yet gets furious at children watching her channel
>Forever stuck in edgy scene 2000s era (HOLDS UP SPORK XD) yet despises emos for some reason and has a weird hatred of current/useful sites and prefers using shitty obscure ones ie: quotev instead of AO3 for fics.
>constant gigantic blog posts about blaming her mom for literally everything in her life (it's unknown if her mom actually abused her or not though) and wanting to kill people for doing things like smoking pot.
>Is currently 30 years old
She's probably best known for her youtube channel currently (because 12 year old girls like her videos), but her wordpress blog definitely has the best stuff.
In general it'd be easier to sympathize with her if she wasn't so god awful to her young fans and didn't write so many death threats or posts screaming at people for little to no reason.
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I'm a depop seller and I used to have a kinda-sorta personal lolcow in fellow seller @trustfundgoth. I say kind of because I seriously cannot tell whether she's real or an amazingly spot-on parody of the quintessential faux-intellectual new york trust fund oversharing hoes. her captions are so simultaneously mind-numbingly tryhard and entertaining that i'm like…. do i hate this bitch regardless of whether she's joking, or do i have no choice but to stan at this point??? every time I lean towards "ok she's obviously trolling and the captions just help sell her designer shit no one actually is fully LIKE that" I remember that people like Caroline Calloway exist and i have… doubts
not really personal anymore though because a tweet seemingly mocking her did numbers recently and all the replies thought it was about her because it was pretty spot-on and now people are obnoxiously mass commenting that tweet under her listings and ruining the fine curated art that is her oversharing her rich girl problems.
kind of a fun page to scroll through even if it is all a joke (especially if you have the app because you'll see more of her comments and replies/ easier to browse)
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samefag here is the aforementioned tweet
How old did you assume she was? I love hearing people's guesses.
For fun I'll post another one of my favorite blogposts by her https://reitannaseishin.wordpress.com/2019/07/21/the-midnightmuffin-incident/
You should see her website, it physically hurts my eyes to look at it half the time.http://reitannaseishin.virb.com/home
A while back her big drama was that photobucket was shutting down or something and she couldn't access her pictures, I don't know what she expected since no ones used photobucket for almost a decade.
oh, wow, i searched the name 'erin' just to see what she'd said about her mother and the fact that she disowned her brother - who's just as fucked up and traumatised as she is - for smoking pot is terrible. i don't like potheads but disowning your brother who you know is suicidal?????? over WEED??????? that's atrocious. she loves to make herself sound a victim
but that really is fucked up.
I think a lot of the stuff with her mom did actually happen but I take a lot of it with a grain of salt due to her tendency to over exaggerate things to a level beyond time and space. However, knowing her the stuff with her brother is definitely true, if you go into her rant videos she at one point talked about her brother running away from home but she still disowned him because he smoked pot…honestly I think her obsession with killing people who mildly annoy her is a lot worse than her brother smoking pot.
Another tip for navigating her stuff is that she humanizes mental illness a lot, and her favorite OC is literally just her self insert version of herself but with her oc's name spelled backwards and edgy deviantart teeth.
I follow her too! I feel like her descriptions aren't meant to be serious, they all read as a joke to me. she's definitely some rich spoiled trust fund brat either way, but I think she's pretty self-aware and poking fun at it (at least I hope?)
idk I never even considered it not being a joke until now lmao
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Nika has been a personal cow of mine fore years, I’ve been contemplating posting her here for a while.
Anyone else follow her?( I’m too lazy and not up to date with her current antics). Found this post about her in the Instagrammers you hate thread.
Her @ is hewwokittyuwu.
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She’s gone full Anachan lately too
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my personal cow is repzions girlfriend, maya moore. shes not super interesting because shes as dumb as a brick, but i'll never not laugh at the repzion dead grandpa chronicles which involved him blaming someone else for the leak, resulting in that person to straight up call him out as a giant cuck (this chick got pregnant by a sugar daddy, said it was repzions then aborted it, attached pic related) cringe from all sides, heres the google doc one of the idiots in that circle made:https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/10BB4tFJwvOyrxlYMEJL523-HOL2vcosZ
Ok, so there are plenty of obvious ones, but has anyone else here dealt with a milky bitch that no one else seems to notice is an actual fucking crazy person?
ok, so we met through an elite college prep program for low income students and now we both attend Ivy league schools. We are both grown ass people who are allegedly smart… and yet.
She gets tons of attention, speaking roles and clout for her "story" despite having glaring inconsistencies and straight up lies. Anything anyone tries to talk about or vent about, she says she's experienced too. She openly claims to be the one with the hardest life of anyone in our program, and that she is the most mature. A quick overview of the milk:
- Claimed to have a severe food allergy after a friend talked about hers. Then literally took 15 seconds to try and think of one when asked what her allergy was, then said "mustard". Then said "not mustard, but something in mustard, I don't know what it's called"
-I had surgery, and it came up because I move my academic schedule around. She claimed that she too had neck surgery last month, but there's no scar because it's a "new kind of procedure".
-Literally said she called out a professor in class for being racist and "everyone clapped"
-Claimed to have been indicted her freshman year for shooting her stepfather. Never left her campus, and there was no news coverage.
-Because she did very badly her freshman year, she now claims that she never went to any school prior to arriving at her Ivy league school and was confused by the concept of sitting in class and listening to a teacher talk. She never went because her family was poor and made her work as a child.( They live in the US)
- This conflicts with her previous claim, that she went to the most dangerous high school in her state, and experienced a school shooting that was never published in the newspaper because no one cared about the low income school.
-Claims to be undocumented, but after I complained about getting verified by FAFSA for the second year in a row, she said she also had been audited. (Federal aid cannot be used for undocumented students). She's had numerous conflicting claims about being involved in programs that only US citizens are eligible for, while also claiming to be undocumented.
-claims to speak 6 languages, but when confronted with the super international crowd in our program, claims that she's not comfortable speaking with them because she's deaf.
- follow-up: claims to be deaf, but reacts to sounds, can hold a conversation even if someone is behind her or at a distance, makes eye contact during speech (ie: she's not reading your lips), doesn't know any sign language, and shows literally no sign of being deaf. My sister is profoundly deaf, and has a top of the line cochlear implant and can't do those things. I've grown up with deaf people in my home and if that girl is deaf or even hard of hearing, then I'm the fucking queen of England.
- Claims intermittently that one or both of her parents are dead.
-Claims to have been a child labor slave in a US clothing factory
-Openly claims to be a sociopath, believes that she can "read" anyone, and loves telling people how they feel about something, and insisting that she's right.
- claims to have had her own apartment and been supporting herself from the age of 14.
-claims to work 6 jobs while in school. Belittles students who try to talk about how hard it is to try and balance school and work, because they have a measly one part time job.
-claims to have broken both bones in both of her forearms simultaneously, but didn't have any kind of cast because she healed in 3 weeks.
- claims to have multiple disabilities (autism, deafness, chronic fatigue, dyslexia, etc.) But when asked about accommodations, claims she can't get them because her colleges disability office is too backed up.
In spite of all this, no one else ever seems to notice or call her out for her BS. Not only do they not notice how bizarre and inconsistent her stories are, they actively buy into it and give her recognition and speaking opportunities over other low income students. She's surrounded herself with yes people, who are too shy or too oblivious to say anything, but remains quite popular.
How do you deal with it when it seems like you're the only one who has noticed? I've cut her out completely, but I still get so fucking irritated to see her getting opportunities and talking down to students who have actually experienced whatever bad thing it is that she's mimicking.
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and now she made a whole ass animation about her "alter"
on the DID youtuber thread there's this very disheartening documentary about people with real cases of Multiple Personality and it pisses me off how people fake their illnesses for woe is me points.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0LNyXsErb8
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And speaking of which
This is just sad.
Eh let kinky people live, having weird fetishes does not a lolcow make>>930121
RIIIIIPPPP sorry fam wrong one
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Here’s one of nikas posts from before she went to the hospital; she’s also “sober” but BEGGING for drugs every damn night on her Snapchat and deletes any insta comments about it
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>31 yo mtf
>hair looks like it was pulled from a clogged drain
>wears same shitty wig for years thinking it looks good
>claims to be chronically ill/disabled but never goes into detail
>"im just really sick"
>wont even try to get a irl job
>"please donate to my patreon"
>posted and deleted vids on pornhub as well as an nsfw tumblr
>now makes nerdy YouTube vids with gender neutral weeb partner and their friends
>likely a golddigger
>led someone I know on for months
>upon finding out he had no money, this cow insisted their chats never occurred etc
>somehow moved across the country while claiming to be weawwy weawwy poor uwu
>makes buggy rpg games and posts art on twitter inbetween asking for financial support
>on hormones but claims to be unable to get them sometimes because she "moves around a lot"
>probably riding random dick to couchsurf
>despite being in a relationship, posts pics spreading her filthy asshole and has a profile on at least a few dating sites
>one pic included shit stained panties kek
>when she recognized my friends acct she quickly deleted her profile on that site
>she knows what she did is wrong
>her partner refers to her as their gf but she never talks about them ever
>"my health problems got really bad and i had to go to the er, this will set back me sitting on dildos while making shitty games for you guise, im so sawwy"
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Recently stumbled upon this narc gem.
I haven't followed her for long so I don't have a lot of information yet. Maybe someone on here recognizes her.
>obsessed with the Joker
>delusional anachan, cat rescuer, child-free, accountant
>married to psychotic dude in his 40s (?) who thinks he's the Jokes, covered in scratcher tattoos, face and all
>planning on doing scarification (chelsea smile) on her husband to "perfect" the joker aesthetic
>"My husband owns me, body, soul and mind."
>Vicky Shingles attitute, total narc
>tries to act spoopy and mysterious irl, maximum cringe
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thread. this is so disturbing
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There's definitely more milk, like an endless amount. I haven't even seen most of it or gone through the husband's social media yet. Definitely worthy of a thread. I've mostly been a lurker until now tho. Maybe when I get off work.
Look at that fucking gut LMAO
Incoming blogpost sorry
When I was 18 I dated a guy who was a “JOKER” he thought he’d be a famous rockstar with no work whatsoever and couldn’t even keep a job changing oil at a lube shop. these guys are the worst but this is maximum cringe.
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Her entire fb is a goldmine.
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Also wtf. Gore warning.
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I unfortunately feel like too much of a newfag to start a decent thread but damn, someone's gotta do it.
She could be dear Victoria Bella-Morte's best friend (or nemesis).
This bitch acts like her fingertip just… fell off in her sleep??
Right, no. This looks like an injury that got infected and fell off after being neglected for days, based on the blurry pic of her crusty yellow stump. From the looks of Joker's teeth, I doubt these cows have any hygeine/healthcare. >>933344>talks about cutting a glasgow smile into her husband with an Xacto knife>"I know what I'm doing, it's just been a while!"
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I have a thread ready to go, but should I post it here in snow or in /w/? Even though he's a joker "lifestyler" in his words, would it fall under cosplay or no?>>933704
She paid to fix his meth mouth. Very Taylor Nicole Dean of her tbh. kek.
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Transparent how? She's always so fucking vague
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Someone spoke about her in the previous thread.
Isnt she the crazy bitch that said she had some personality disorder? She is still out there thinking shes better than anyone else bc shws goth lol
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Is there a thread for 25 and older queers who act like uwu soft mentally ill people on tumblr?
tl:dr This 26 year old transtrender woman is having breakdowns over animal crossing and buying my little pony bracelets for each of her "DID" personalities
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This cow from my hometown
37 fucking years old and she’s living the NEET life begging for cash online while she’s in Mexico
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let me share with you the story of rainelle metacat-yah, a tale from the cold land of alberta canada. alleged on tumblr / ultraprison on twitter.
>23 year old fakeboy with a did system of anime characters.
>knows 3 topics: leon from pokemon, transgender oppression, and callout culture.
>makes callouts every week for people she doesn't know. people are immediately blocked when confronting her, even the supposed victims of the abuse callouts she writes. she does everything for clout, makes new donation posts every so often and then deletes and moves blogs when attention dies out
>reuploads ppls selfies after blocking them to call them ugly/slurs while literally looking like a fat john travolta herself
but the weirdest thing about ray is their obsession with leon from pokemon. she claims to be a man married to leon, and posts about this all the time on every social media while her online gf watches. it's simply too much to compile even if i wanted to. she comes across as completely deranged through this but tries desperately to have a semblance of being superior by mentioning her psychology and law degrees when arguing online with others. she also blames everything on racism, even the ugly ice age baby. yes, you read that right. the ugly ice age baby is racist and she will namedrop you for sharing it.
the funniest thing that drove me to posting here isn't the delusion but the hypocrisy. she's obsessed with hating tearzah but was friends with lovedrool/ kendra/ the awful tearzah copycat for years until she recently decided kendra was abusing her through the web. this is a recurring thing for ray; she often calls out people in her own friend group with hideous claims like pedophilia, incest and bestiality with NO proof. her most recent victim is a girl named amani who shared leon / raihan fanart (which is not incest as the characters are not related) but as they were brotherly figures in rainelle's canon (read: delusions) this was a crime punishable by slander.
>everyone around her is racist, but she makes fanart for msi, a band that wrote a song where they just chant the n word 50 times. everyone is a fatphobe but draws her own sona without the added 100 lbs she has
>her mother is abusing her and she desperately needs money to run away, but she spends 180 dollars on pokemon plushies, fanart of herself with leon, and dollskil and demonia shoes that barely fit on her flubby body.
>she makes fun of people buying handles online but then cries a week later she got scammed out of 100 dollars on buying urls on tumblr, and she even bought handles for the vent app.
>fights all the time with people, then feels good about herself posting things like ''everyone hates me because i'm right'' and ''i'm such a good person!'' later posts a selfie admitting she hasnt showered in a week. absolute entertainment
pic may take a while to load ive never posted here be4
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lemme introduce you to psycho bitch (yes, that's her actual discord user)/sotha sil/NEHT.R/nadir0571024, an insecure troon who can’t seem to get that the world doesn’t revolve around her
>is buddy-buddy with the admin so she got a really long time member banned for blocking her annoying ass
>gets extremely easily insecure about her bad art, claims to have drawn """her whole life""" but has shit tier middle schooler art
>gets other obviously insecure users to compliment her, and only actually likes people that praise her
>gets really aggressive about the fact she can’t take a joke, because she’s ~purely logic based~, so she takes everything as an attack or mocking
>also constantly asks for every joke or even simple sentence to be explained to her, and if not for the patience of the members she would be getting into arguments all the time with how aggressive she is when asking for clarification
>she uses her apparent mental illness as an excuse for all of her shitty behavior, claims to have ptsd from previous relationships and gets triggered by everything on the planet
>looks and types completely like a woman, but she has to be called he/him (not posting pics of her because I don’t think they are available publicly)
>has said that she thinks her smarts are the one good thing about her, when she is completely emotionally/socially retarded and doesn’t show any specific intellect in book smarts
>is apparently 25 years old, but sounds like a 14 year old because she is completely socialized on tumblr
>constantly talks about wanting to be a mod because she thinks she would be a good one, when in reality she only wants to be one so that she can control other users by threatening them with bans
last i heard of kendra was that she got pregnant and had an abortion some time back. as for ray and kendra they are mutually “stalking” and “abusing” each other by checking their public twitter accounts and then posting stuff like “see kendra is a satanist to trigger
me !!! ” no caps bc ray deletes everything after realising how retarded she sounds the only thing she keeps up are “i love leon” and “paypal me money”
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Young cynical responded to this kek
“Scott pilgrim slaps am I not allowed to like him?” Not when he’s making fun of girls that are exactly like you just makes you seem like a retard
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Samefag here is her dropping the rape accusations last year
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This thing named Tristin Louise who broke up my long-time relationship in high school with my boyfriend Joe by spouting some nonsense of me being too boring for him. She ended up fucking his life up after hs graduation by manipulating him into getting giant matching koi fish tattoos on their forearms, moving in together, and getting a pet dog. She claims to be such a big animal lover but just as she got a pet snake and moved in with Joe, they broke up due to her being toxic and needing him to pick up after all the animals she got, (birds, snake, dog, cat) while she was at work and going to college. After they broke up, she ended up abandoning her snake and dog. After Joe, she moved onto this next guy David, they quickly broke up after a few weeks because she got mad at him for not answering her texts and dumped him. She then moved on to a much older guy, Dylan, with a full-time job, and again dumped him for not giving her the attention and time she so deserves. She also claims to be such an ally for LGBTQ+ and dated a girl, Kaitlynne, who preferred to be called Kitt. She refused to called them Kitt or call them by their proper pronouns of they/their. Also, Kitt was just starting their first year of college and plays a sport, yet Tristin was feeling really unloved as Kitt never spent time with her despite Kitt inviting her to their soccer games. She also felt Kitt was spending too much time with their family. Her typical MO in relationships is wanting as much time as possible, mentioning how she almost killed herself by drinking nail polish remover as a kid, has heart issues, bipolar disorder, anxiety, depression, and hoarding as many animals as possible. Currently she has a brand new pekingnese dog, multiple chickens and ducks, a sun conure, cockatiels, a cat, and a pig. Also, a story I've heard from Joe is in the middle of them hanging out at her house, her mom popped in to ask her to remember to feed her animals and after her mom left, Tristin immediately threw a fit despite the fact all the animals at their home are her responsibility (as she begged and occasionally got them without permission) and it was a simple chore. She was so worked up she took one of the old family photos hanging in her room and ripped it to shreds with her teeth. Tristin's social media MO is quickly shutting down her social media after a break-up, and quickly blocking her ex and deleting everything on her social media platforms. She resets everything to come off as a "uwu i love animals and anime" artsy, alt girl when really she's trying to hide her toxic personality. Mostly finds guys through social media to sink her claws into.
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Update on this 26 year old adult with panic attacks on villagers who move out from animal crossing
She rather spend the donated money she gets to get an ahegao hoodie than get medical treatment for the mental illnesses she claims to have (DID, BPD and autism).
This is how she looks like, too. She does not pass as a man, even if she claims to be one.
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So any Aussies who follow that trainwreck bogan mum Constance Hall will get a good laugh from this cow. She calls herself the 'Jail wife life' and runs a blog. She basically blogs about her husband is in jail and how she's super loyal and raises their 5 kids alone. She claims her husband was in there for assaulting a police officer but it wasnt his fault because the officer instigated it.
I found her through her unfunny tik toks initially and ended up going down a rabbit hole of cringe when I found her Insta and her blog.
She's constantly bitching about how hard it is raising 5 children alone and bitches about lack of money yet when people on social media ask how she spends it on tattoos or lip filler, she goes apeshit and screeches about it on her blog.
Not only that she has some of the worst face tattoos I've ever seen and it's yet another thing she'll go on about. She's like fuck the haters but gets triggered over everything. Her worst tattoo is the curly font on her forehead, you cant even read what it says, probably something cliche like 'family'.
She idolises Constance Hall (surprise) and even writes like her, detailing gross and mundane details about how her fingers smell like babyshit and how her spawn have 'stretched out her fanny hole' (not even kidding that's the kind of terminology these bogan mums use to be relatable)
She honestly just seems like a giant narcissist and basically calls everyone cunts.
Absolutely trash but her Instagram and blog are a goldmine of laughs.
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Stumbled onto this lady about a week ago. At first glance she seems like the typical 30+ anorexic, plastic surgery addict. She sells pics she has run through various "pencil sketch" art filters on etsy under the guise they are hand drawn or painted. Also weirdly thirsts after random Japanese rockstars and kpop guys although I can't seem to find anything else weebish about her? Not sure if she's milky beyond all this, but def curious to know if she seems familiar to anyone else.
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A few examples of her "art"
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wow, this girl really did get a bracelet for one each of her """"multiple personalities""""
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and she's calling serious mental illneses "DID (dickhead identity disorder) BPD (big penis dick".
This is so fucking bad. Can't believe this is a whole ass adult and not some stupid ass teen on tumblr.
She's already being posted about in the fakeboi thread. No need for unsaged updates here.>>942721>their art is good
kek. are you okay anon?
Doctorguilty doesn't get donated money, they have a job and their friend bought them the hoodie for a joke.>>942708
That's extremely typical tumblr humor. Actually, I'm pretty sure that's typical internet humor in general. Are you triggered
by it or something?
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We know that's you, for the way you're replying to this thread. The original anon didn't even know who that piss guy you mentioned is. Keep freaking out, and saying you "won't reply". Transparent as water. No one cares if your roomate is a 40 year old balding blogger by the way, you're pretty milky by yourself alone.
Are you seriously trying to defend this snowflake? Someone who is triggered
by animal villagers moving out of animal crossing, from a children's videogame, sounds pretty triggered
to me. And tumblr humor has always been unfunny but not for triggering
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Someone is checking the thread
>im also not replying
Uh-huh keep telling yourself that.
This is beyond cringy.
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And now she's resorting to self sent asks to look smug.
Dude, everyone can tell all the posts about this person are from the same person (you) because they're written alike, they make the same weird errors, all happened around the same time, and nobody else is as interested as you are. You're trying to use us as your personal revenge army to work out some sad personal shit.
Wouldn't fuck you, huh?
Anon, will you stop shitting up the thread…you’re starting to come off as a huge fucking cow yourself.
It’s quite obvious that no one else gives a fuck about these posts (which are all you, samefagging /pretending to be different people).
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Don't think this needs elaboration. Before anyone assumes this is some edgy tumblr bs, this guys admitted to killing his hamster on multiple occasions.
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She clearly prostitutes herself. Or did.
If she has the energy to take random cock she doesn’t need or deserve your money.
She’ll fuck a stranger to pay her “substantial medical expenses”. What condition does she even have?
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yoinked this info from her old tumblr and patreons. the wayback machine doesn't lie.
I know this cow from facebook, our friend groups are connected even though we all live in different states/countries
>befriended one of my old fb friends, they're both SupEr EdgY and constantly make jokes about doing hard drugs and crimes
>this girl has a bone to pick with absolutely everyone she knows, she's always starting fights and getting into people's business to start drama
>always whining about her exes and how they're shit talking her while she gets into other people's relationship issues and tries to start fights
>is hung up on things that happened to her in hs and won't let anyone hear the end of it
>she was kept back in hs and is always talking about how she's going to go to college while all of her friends laugh about it behind her back, saying she's too stupid and lazy to study or put in effort
>all of her friends are fake as fuck, they're talking to the people she's publicly bashing and telling them how pathetic she is and how she's funny to watch and make fun of
>she's a real skinwalker, one of the ones who claim everyone is copying them while skinwalking people she claims to hate and is always projecting her issues onto
that's pretty much all I know about her, I unfriended her after she would non-stop post about how "disgusting she is", but "nowhere near as disgusting as her ex" for weeks on end. All of my facebook mutuals are lolcows in their own right, but this one is really the most blatant of them all. If she had more followers she'd have her own thread for sure, I still check in on her time-to-time, it's fun seeing how fast she's deteriorating.
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This retarded pedo weeb streamer from Sweden has a TON of milk but basically no one knows about him
>made a video about his bullies spreading rumours about him (most of which actually were true) when he was like 14 which went kind of viral in sweden>the true stuff include him being sexually abused, pissed on, forced to drink piss, flashing his dick on cam>some other video of him as a teenager fighting with his dad about allegedly stealing money got a bunch of views>is a bit retarded, got special education in high school>became a streamer some time after finishing high school>got kicked out of his apartment for being too loud>lived in a group home for retards, still doing streams>is a lolicon/pedophile, tries to groom young girls, had some underage internet girlfriend from america whom he threatened to leak nudes of>gets catfished and trolled constantly because he's so dumb and mentally challenged>actually makes a video confessing to being a pedophile and getting convicted for possessing child porn>sadly the video is deleted and so is every copy of it uploaded by his trolls>constantly deletes his channels and videos and starts over under a new username>in his most recent video it appears he has a new girlfriend and he also says he has been advised by his lawyer to not talk about something>he also wears a ring in the video and posts to facebook that he is now engaged
Ugh there's so much, I wish we could have a thread on him but most of the milk is deleted now and much of his content is in Swedish.
Update: He got convicted again in november of 2019. An instagram account recently poped up exposing him of grooming an eleven year old girl with recordings of a another girl that recorded him admitting to masturbating and downloading toddler porn.
He livestreams regularlyhttps://www.twitch.tv/shanamaid1080p/
Links of parody channels of him:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ_DqAsJSCblVyqmnzkXrswhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8shd8FECkNgJ2Jurb9IVZAhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCojtvYKiuTqTgY9-_qDkiUQ
And instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/exposingbeko/
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He sure did and he still streams, nice work man.
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the tearzah / lovedrool / ray circlejerk never ends.
>she copied from me so now ill copy from her!
>theyre all well into their 20s
>girl who is friends with my roommate, 5’7 and around 350 to 400 pounds i would guess
>roommate is an anime fan and generally lacks self awareness but is nice enough
>obese friend is loud, entitled, and treats every conversation like a competition. first time i meet her, i mention that i went to (our university) partially because in state tuition was cheaper
>she says “anyone who can go to a 4 year college right away is lucky, i went to community college first”
>i’m like “yeah no definitely” to de-escalate, later find out that she took 1 gap year, spent 1 year at community college, and that none of her credits transfer over, so she’s still paying full tuition for four years. ok
>often came home from work to find her on our couch watching shit with my rm, one day roommate asks me how my shift was, i say “exhausting,” hambeast friend feels the need to bring up that she can’t work at all because her joint pain is too bad
>i say “oh yeah i feel that i get awful back pain sometimes” to be sympathetic and because i get back pain when i don’t have time to properly stretch.
>she laundry lists her problems, knee pain, back pain, foot pain, dry mouth, ibs. cool thanks for bringing up your ibs
>she dresses in “kawaii” fashion which consists of whatever cheap mass-produced anime wannabe shit she can find in a size 5xl and hair accessories/chokers that were made to look cute on women much much smaller than her
>furry, ddlg (talks about this OPENLY), has a “kin list” of mei from overwatch, tokyo mew mew girl, sailor moon, the chicken from five nights at freddies, more that i forget
>”pansexual” but demonstrably only into men
>throw party in my apartment, rm mentions it to her in passing (NOT an invitation, not my rm’s party, all rm said was “anon’s throwing a party tonight so i might hang around home for a little while but i’ll probably go to the library” in response to ham asking about her plans)
>she SHOWS UP to the party
>repulses my friends or otherwise makes them uncomfortable
>drinks WAY too much and i paid for the alcohol so i’m pissed
>is one of the last people to leave
>towards the end of the night, i’ve loosened up a little, care less that she crashed the party, we put on our jams playlist
>she’s singing along, and i feel bad for being cold/a bad host, so i smile and sing along with her, it’s not really an incredibly intimate thing to both be singing along to the killers at the same time we were all doing it
>as more guests leave, even as i’m starting to actively (but kindly) kick people out, she is STILL THERE and i don’t know how to tell her to get out without being mean
>i almost go to room and leave her for roommate to deal with, resolving to clean up tomorrow even though i would have liked to clean up that night, but roommate goes to bathroom and hambeast, while we’re both on the couch, with her fucking cheap screenprinted ahegao sweatshirt (and i do mean SWEATshirt), squeezes me and says “thanks for hosting, anon.” i awkwardy pat her arm and say “ahahah no problem,” trying to get up, but she pins me to the couch and starts kissing me
>i try to wiggle out from under her and tell her i’m not comfortable with what’s happening
>she says “take a risk.” i think she mistakenly sensed a vibe between us because i didn’t (openly) recoil in disgust at her. keeps pinning me to the couch, i’m involuntary gagging at this point
>when i can get a breath in, yell for roommate, and ham finally gets off, disgruntled and still DRUNK
>rm and i practically push her out of the apartment, rm tells me she vomits outside but whatever not my problem, i tell rm we are NOT having her over here again and explain why, rm agrees
>haven’t seen her since october thank fuck but i still see her instagram pictures and she’s started posting original poetry
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>Once-local NEET antivax mom of two (by two different men) by 21>Free-birther>Model who's only ever done small shoots>Spiritual narcissist>Doesn't work, never has. Used to make money selling "divine, energy-infused" blunts.>Supposedly got a job at a dispensary right before COVID hit, no idea if that's still going on. If it were, we'd be sure to hear about it because she loves to brag about anything bringing in cash flow (except for her dad's money).>Now "works" by constantly pushing the loom circle pyramid scheme on her IG story.>Other work is occasionally doing natal chart readings for $20/chart. >Shilled the Daysy Fertility Tracker ($300 thermometer + app) for about a week, was TTC at the time.>Announced pregnancy with second child all of 7 weeks in with a dramatic photo of herself laying in a hospital bed due to HG.>HG somehow didn't stop her from skateboarding despite it frequently hospitalizing her.>In true holistic/antivax fashion, she is paranoid of doctors literally any other time.>Because she's never worked a day in her life, she's a trust fund kid that previously had her first kid, Perseus, and current BD, Deion'dre, living with her at her parents' house.>Moved to Miami a few months after the birth of her second child, Indigo Sea-Terra.>Went semi-viral on French Twitter the other day after some scrote made a snide remark about her pubes, hasn't shut up about it since as it's the most recognition she's ever gotten. >Constantly posts screenshots of her arguing with her Deion'dre's other baby mama, then claims she's too vibrating too high for drama.>Firmly believes that black people were the first/"real" indigenous people of the U.S., refused to listen to actual natives.>Current man/baby daddy is also chronically unemployed, always on some hotep shit, no idea how he provides for the 3 kids in his house, let alone himself.>Deion'dre makes awful art depicting his sex life with Dierra
Drinking game:>Take a shot every time you read any of these in her captions:>>>divine>>>abundance>>>"And so it is">>>goddess
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hambeast rapist anon again. here’s a poem she posted today
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yeah ray has been sperging nonstop on tumblr and now remade, but her posts are still up at alleged if u want a laugh. also, if you watch danganronpa you’re officially a pedophile, according to her.
in the wake of dissociadid getting ripped apart, ray also deems it necessary to emphasise she has did (REAL did). her alter explanations are funny as shit
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>gets sent gore in a deviantart note
>im umi from love live now.
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a few rants that she's done
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I've had a personal cow for a while, Haven't talked them recently but I've had my encounters with them now and then during cons,and went to school with them.
>Cosplays for clout>Does the same makeup for every cosplay>looks nothing like the actual character and filters pictures with snow >Koreaboo with a huge obsession with kpop>Retweets everything related to Kpop and has made their preferred name relate to Kpop >Closet Fujoshi, only cares about male to male pairings and draws mostly gay pairings, every character looks the same with feminine makeup or very long eye lashes>heavily obsess's over pretty boys in anime >Constantly screams gay rights towards anything that is remotely gay. >watched promare 4 times just for the kissing scene with Galo and Lio >throws a huge fit if you tell them it was CPR >throws a huge fit if you don't agree with their pairing>Screams at you if you accuse them of being Fujoshi.>Openly talks about very personal things with anyone >constantly brings any subject topic back to themselves >Extremely self centered and dislikes it when attention isn't on them >Talks shit about friends for not paying them any attention>retweets three houses and whatever is gay on twitter >at actual conventions they mostly walk around quietly and get all lively when someone asks them for a picture>in general pretty fake from what they try to make themselves seem
Cosplays and drawings: https://www.instagram.com/teshimajunta/?igshid=l1nlm7v4p2lu https://www.instagram.com/sunizus/?igshid=67m7wq3ioorf
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Russian anons; example ihofmanntia to me and why she cry’s on her stories all the time. She would be so milky if only I could understand Russian
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I could tell she was drunk all the time from her stories but I didn’t know about the drugs. I tried looking her up and found some English translations that she was on a show but nothing more. I would love a thread on her, with more details if any Russian anons know a lot about her and can translate for us English speakers! And if any Russian anons are even interested, I get if no one wants to put all that work in for a cow though. She is a snowflake but an extreme version; I always watch her stories but again can’t understand. Like last week her face was completely busted and bruised, but I don’t know why? She out cows any snowflake on this site imo
In her last story where she is crying she said "I feel bad, I don't know what to do, this is so fucked up. I don't know. I can't even explain what is happening, when man feels bad he can't even explain what is going on"
The recent drama was about another girl on insta, instasamka, who is famous for being a fraud and faking a literal burglary for some clout and if I remember correctly, money from her fans. Ann (hoffmanita) made some stories about crying or else idk and instasamka put up almost the same shit on her page, so Ann stated that she is copying her, but this looks like a clout chase from hoffmanita this time, idk. Sorry for bad grammar and shit, you asked I delivered. You can post something that you want to be translated, I can help you with that. I don't use insta this much, so I won't suggest any content myself.
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my personal lolcow is a twitter artist named @oni_core. she traces art and brushes it off when she is called out. i found out two so far but im sure she has done more.
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how do you post a picture like this right next to a picture of your children?
i think she has some beautiful features but she and her babydaddy are cracked out.
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I posted about her before but there's always something milky
She looks like someone (like abusive
boyfriend) beat her in face repeatedly, her lips are gonna rot off like that 80s new wave singer if she injects then with that much junk. Wtf is this generation coming to, like I know older generations did plastic surgery but not to point of actual mutilated looks being accepted as totally normal
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She posted stories when her face was bruised but I didn’t cap bc I didn’t know if any one could translate, next time I’ll try so we can know if it was her BF. It seems to happen to her a lot but like I said she is always super drunk. I don’t know if she is falling or fighting other girls or what.
I think she got her lips refilled today, this was on her story today and yeah her lips are newly purple. She’s super extreme, I think she’s into bimbo-fication
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me and my friend have a personal lolcow from deviantart. her name is noreenthedramaqueen/noreen-loves-spidey.
>though her name suggests shes in love with spiderman, she mostly focuses on connor/catboy from pj masks. who is a 6 year old boy.
>when she got called out on her old account, noreen-loves-spidey, for shipping herself with connor and sexualizing him. she starts venting and pulling the victim card.
>at one point she got really upset during christmas and made a grocery list of free art/fanfics she wanted from her friends. and got them with no sweat since they probably felt bad for her.
>she has claimed she broke up with connor a few times. and then draws herself with spiderman for a while. only to switch back to connor days later.
>moves to a new account, noreenthedramaqueen.
>she then proceeds to put on a fake "bad bitch" attitude for what i can assume is an attempt to scare off the people rightfully calling her a pedo. pic related.
>unfollows all of her friends. from what i can tell she pretty much only needs them so she can get attention and free art.
>after getting called out. she goes inactive for a few days, deactivates both accounts, and at this point seems to have no sign of return as its been about 2 weeks.
there are rants of her on youtube. but considering the type of person she is, the quality of the rants are pretty low (at least when compared to other rants on deviantart users).
i find her circle of friends make some weird shit too. but thats mostly just with crossover ships, like kotori x snufkin and papa smurf x scrooge mcduck. so there isnt really any lolcow potential there. i just found that noreen, with all the drama she's caused, is quite the lolcow.
ill see if i can keep things updated. but i cant really guarantee with that considering the state of her accounts.
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Anastasia Alexannder, Some crazy, small time model i work with. Shes insufferable and milky so i started following her socials.
@cokebeadbitch on twitter
@itsanastasiaalexander and @sta____sia on insta
>BPDfag, on and off meds. Mostly off.
>Absolute narcissist, incredibly insecure and vicious. Esp. To other models
>addicted to coke and ketamine
>Massive hypocrite, started a "coke is cancelled cz it ruins the ecosystem!!" Thread on twitter while still snorting coke
>New social media handle and account every month
>Constant state of identity crisis, friend groups drop her constantly, skinwalks and changes everything about her self for new friendgroup.
>lies and inflates constantly. Once claimed to be an olympic gold winner and a professional competition surfer after she latched onto a new friendgroup of surfers.
>Was doing model work in NYC for about a week, had a seamstress friend that helped her get published in a small online mag (because it was seamstress' gig). Ego blew up and started claiming she was going to be on the runways for NYFW, which was in like a 4 days at this point. Giving girls on twitter bitchy, holier than thou advice on how to catwalk and pose.
>Seamstress friend dropped her ass like a hot potato when anastasia realized her lie of NYFW wasnt exactly coverable and started to self destruct. Something about how friend wasnt helping her enough to get big.
>Sometimes brags about how shes a "published model" and words it like she was featured in vogue, but refuses to share the photos because of seamstress friend fiasco. Our agency has more exposure than that mag.
>Bi for the male attention
>Tried to pass off headshots she PAID for as modeling work SHE was payed for
>Hoodrat who turned "woke, love spreading, vibe cleansing EDM warrior"
>Ruined her family relationships with self destructive behavior, her family literally moved to another country to get away from her.
>Obligatory suicide baiting.
>Posts about her highschool bullies still, "remember when u said i looked like a guy, @randomhoe?? Guess whos a model now bitch"
>Stalked and harassed her ex bf. Drove half way across the country to knock on his windows and door for an entire night. Promptly drove back to Texas the morning of, to her actual bf at the time, after being threatened with police.
>Started an onlyfans with grungy content that looked like it was shot in a drug den in Guatemala. Charges 18$ a sub for said content.
>Each onlyfans accounts purpose was to put her through school. Nursing school, cosmetology, hair dressing, physical training, etc. (Spoiler alert: it was for drugs)
>Calls herself a boujee bitch, a yacht babe, despite always living in her car or a tinder dates' sisters' couch. Has to beg for money from twitter while posting "Louis Vuitton is my preferred luxury brand."
>A couple of months ago she was living in her car and washing her armpits in walmart bathrooms. Recently posted "Looking poor=fashion. Being poor=gross"
>Feminist for the woke points but talks shit on women constantly. Fat shames and lectures people about BMI.
>Shaves/colors/generally fucks up her hair every month because mania
>Comes into the studio reeking of alcohol and twacked out often
>Has an obvious disdain for models who present more feminine because she struggles with her own androdgeny. Lashes out and starts petty shit.
Theres more but shes a hard one to screen cap. She deletes and renames her accounts constantly. Shes a handful of lols though, my first time meeting someone i would qualify as a cow irl.
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She's in 8th grade. So not for here. Sorry.
ffs i forgot this guy jumps blogs way too often
can't even find the milky shit back then when i used to interact with him. sad.
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ray is truly retarded as fuck
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ray HAS consulted a black person. she CAN make a callout post.
ash is truly living rent free in this bitchs head
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Damn anons I kinda felt bad for making the first post but..
She's still making revolting porn and doing hard drugs. I about puked when I saw this. This is an onlyfans vid where she and some other porn thot swish their feet around in a LITERAL toilet and suck each others toes. Not for the light stomach. https://mobile.twitter.com/ChanelGrey18/status/1259277315567058944
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Look at this pick me clown. She honestly thinks she’s better than “ugly people” while being at most a 8/10 in fucking CLEveland Ohio. Which isn’t saying much.
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ok I was looking at her insta &
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my personal cow is this girl named Sierra
>she legally changed her last name to her dog's first name
>she calls herself "Tanuki" on her personal social media accounts, as she heavily identifies with being a raccoon and she wants to "disguise" herself from "those who mean harm" to her
>she had a small-to-average size bust and got a reduction because she said they were just too hard on her back
>she subsists on art commissions she gets from family members
>she dated the same guy throughout high school and then dumped him after they graduated because she came out as an "asexual lesbian"
>is now changing her name to "Hunter", goes by "Hunter Tanuki Lillian"
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>They/them '''transman''' who always fetishises gay men on twitter
>Moved to New York from Florida and immediately adopted the most annoying fake NY accent she could possibly manage (eyyy fuggedaboudit!)
>Has dreams of performing on broadway but gets winded from talking while sitting down
>Easily 300lb but the THINS are the real problem!! Posts on her tiktok about how intermittent fasting is like… what people with EATING DISORDERS dooOO? despite clearly having an eating disorder herself
>Constantly posts videos of her screeching in her apartment during the middle of the night, probably pissing off her neighbours (p.s: they can't do anything about it because her papa is their landlord)
>Has two highlights on her instagram titled 'The Hatecrime' and 'The Hatecrime 2' whining about people on the subway calling her fat
>Can't draw but thinks she's top talent
>Watch the attached story and try to tell me she doesn't love the smell of her own farts
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And if that doesn't work, here's a link to the story on storyinsta, but I don't know how long that'll stay up https://tinyurl.com/yauyvd56
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My personal lolcow is Vanessa sky ellis. She’s been featured on barcroft TV and my crazy obsession on TLC for her “celebrity stalking” obsession. The tv show segments frame it as sort of a light hearted thing, but I fell down the rabbit hole of her stalking the jersey shore cast and was disturbed. She usually lurks around NY and NJ to meet celebs but on the first season of jersey shore family reunion, she stalked the cast down to Miami and was featured on an episode. Her YouTube channel is a gold mine, videos of her being a freak in front of the shore house and the shore store. She’s been doing this for like 15+ years.
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Ok so I am so confused what is going on with the face here. It looks like a cross dressing mask but I think its actually her face. Surgery ? Photoshop? Lookin like a human pepe. Pls anons help me understand wtf is going on here - https://instagram.com/angelll__59
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Something’s definitely up with the features themselves, but judging from videos on her page, she doesn’t look as…plastic in real life? (It looks like she wears hella highlighter in those photos, which only enhances her uncanny valley-ness.)
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amino is full of pedophiles and I know one who was huge cow in amino
>King/King Cho/Pervy Sage
>32 year old with a huge ego, lives in Florida, Truck driver
>Thinks of himself as a dreamy troubled anime boy and thinks he's attractive
>looks like the slug lady from monsters inc
>Glorifies himself every chance he gets
>Had his own aminos called Chos open kingdom,and Open Topic, is going to make another amino
>All admins and curators were underage with only a few being 18 or 19
>Made sexual comments or asked for erotic roleplay out of them
>screenshotted their snapchats and called them hot or said that he wants to get a taste
>one of them was a 14 year old who felt very uncomfortable by these comments that her own relationship began to crumble because she hated her body
>denied the claim despite their being obvious screenshots and evidence
>frequently brought up sex openly in posts and wanting to bring home a beautiful girl to show his disappointed parents
>a majority of the people in his amino were teens or underage
>No one can say anything otherwise he goes full retard and bans you from his amino for trying to ruin his life
>all admins are either too afraid to say anything or they're whiteknights
>notable ones were the ones who had the title Kings friend on their page, the ones who would of ratted on you were definitely His "son" and "daughter"
>Online girlfriend at the time was 13 year old who was essentially a Erotic roleplay/ brag status rebound who he said was 17.She later told everyone herself that she was 13.
>flirted with her but immediately acted like she was literally an ant on the ground when is ex came to the amino
>Tried too hard to get back with ex, literally could of just went on and virtually married her if he wanted to
>she clearly was friend-zoning the fuck out of him
>later on found out she was actually in a relationship with a girl
>hilariously a real shit storm kicked up the moment his ex became active, Slug man was lying about his age for the longest claiming he was 25.His ex revealed that he was actually 32.
>a couple admins begin to talk about how he was sexually harassing them despite them clearly being minors
>evidence began to pile
>admins confronted Slug man
>they all get banned including his ex who only said his real age
>he sends off his army to wipe down and ban anyone who opposed against their pedophile leader
>The admins actually made fake accounts to leak the discord server with all the evidence of him lying through his teeth
>Frog man makes a post admitting he was 32 but then says that it was the minors fault for sending suggestive images to him and how he hates talking to people of his age because they act like they have a stick up their ass.Even including an actual face reveal.
>Laughs at the irony
>Makes a cry post about how no one should be involving his mom in their problems, apparently his mom was messaged about the shit was doing on amino
>later on says that apparently cops flocked to his parents house. He has to leave for a while to get a lawyer.
>Still uses the Open Topic admin account
>Still running around wiping anything negative about himself
>apparently the admins want nothing to do with him now
Most hilarious shit that went down on amino.Can't wait to see Slug man further disappoint the people around him.
this thing was born a dude? I was so sure you were going to say tranny or fakeboi
any receipts? I'm intrigued
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there's a lot of receipts to send but I'll start with the apology post where he blames everyone for him being horny.
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A french cow I know through uhh a friend.
> Nonbinary using female pronouns.
> Your trusty woke twitter.
> Believes you cannot be racist to a white person but enbyphobia is a thing.
> "ur valid!!!!"
> Strong white guilt, but would accuse anyone confronting him to be either cis or white for disagreeing with him.
> Thinks trap is a slur "but okama is okay" because it's used in his favorite game Yakuza so he'll let that pass (otherwise he tends to accuse any game of transphobia). Funny thing is that he acknowledges this word can be contextualised so it's not necessarily an insult but somehow doesn't use that logic for the other word.
> He has a curiouscat that sometime people go to rant on him (anon), you can clearly see that even some people in his friends circle have secretly enough of him.
> Got triggered over the shape of a cloud (no kidding he tweeted this).
And what more, a few months ago he completed the bingo chart: polyamourous relationship! Albeit it only lasted a week or two. Basically he was in relationship with his girlfriend of 5+ years (an ftm, but for the sake of simplicity I'll misgender her), he apparently fell in love with another girl and announced on twitter their relation so that it's polygamy. But the girl he was with clearly didn't took that well and lived it as a break up, weird huh? They eventually officially broke up, since they were room-mates he went back living with his mother recently. With his girlfriend. I'd like to add that while they were together he wasn't working nor studying, basically a NEET so idk who paid for the housing and shit.
I thought there wouldn't be anything milky from him as he switched account to a "safe zone" but he's currently RT-ing BLM and white people bad tweets.
(yes he literally censored his beard bc "dysphoria")
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not even sure where to start with this bitch
she changes her alias/tags nearly every few months>delusional and thinks she's a famous rapper/model/lifecoach>claims to have caught lyme disease despite being told otherwise by multiple doctors>banned from multiple public establishments>drags around a fake service dog>crusty makeup, tries to steal from stores claiming she can take things for free because she has a "brand deal" with those companies
there is so so much more, this is just the stuff that i could remember/ think of on the spothttps://twitter.com/theGamerBarbiehttps://www.instagram.com/thegamerbarbieofficial/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM6Gc6kUnOuVHiKfJ0jbi-g
>Late twenties, absolutely stunted at about 15
>mild anachan in school, still attention whores over it and constantly bodychecks after gaining weight, claims she never aged and constantly posts photos of herself now with old photos to further her claim
>Constantly posts ~heartfelt~ comparison pics of her "recovery"
>Got into gym fitnessfam shit and now uses that to constantly talk about muh ED
>Obsessed with being a cool Tumblr girl circa 2011
>Made cringe YouTube videos, thought she was a YouTuber, made her parents bring her abroad for YouTube conventions
>Her well-off parents baby her and pay for everything imaginable, expensive brands, makeup, tons and tons of Disney merch and toys
> Obsessed with Disney, constantly visits, complained when she couldn't go due to covid pandemic, has all those fugly juvenile Disney ears tacked to her wall
>Posts videos and pictures of her meeting and talking to every single Disney character as if anyone cares
>Makes her friends and mostly her mom take photos of her constantly, as in every day many times a day
>Constantly gets to travel very cushily, still complains she's broke
>cycles through boyfriends at record speed, camp meteosexual white thin men, every one is the love of her life until they break up and she baits that something uwu traumatic and abusive happened to her, gets with new guy a week later
>Completely adapts new hobbies and obsessions to attract her man of the week. Pokemon Go, Pokemon in general, board games, craft beer, skateboarding, graphic novels, sci to, marvel, pop punk etc have been some of her notable shallow adopted obsessions
>Apartment tackily stuffed full of hundreds of pop figures stacked on top of eachother in boxes, hundreds of Disney plushes lumped together for display on the couch, Disney ears on wall, ddlg tier kids stuff everywhere
>cycles through friends at light speed due to her obsession with drama and throwing every girl alive under the bus for attention from any man
>Her makeup is bizarre, straight blunt lines for eyebrows and two big circles of eyeshadow, contorts her face to show off her uwu massive eyes in every pic
>Bedrooms full of wardrobes full to the brim with expensive brands and labels but all such tacky designs, fabrics and prints that she insists on wearing all at once to show off as much as she can while also reminding you how quirky and alternative she is (still posts about being broke)
>I'm the mpdg of the group uwu
> Constantly virtue signalling what a feminist she is, but In person she shits all over every woman in the most gross and jealous ways, every woman is competition
>Has blatantly bragged irl that everything she does is for male attention, that she lives for male attention
>Is like so bisexual, every one of her weekly partners is men who all look the same
>Got to go to decent college for psychology
>Segued into women's studies to further her performative LGBTQIA++ feminism despite all of the above
>Constant posting about what an uwu gamer girl she is
>Every tweet is fucking gold
>Now unironically has a tiktok where her eyes glaze over as she stares at herself dancing in Mickey mouse ears
>Brags and repeatedly posts about every upvote she gets on reddit and every follower she gets on tiktok
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I can’t believe I used to crush on this guy…
“THIS IS MUH VEGETARIAN BODDAYY!!!!”
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It had his full name and I’m too much of a pussy to be found out I post here.
He’s a DJ who likes to post about muh veganism and how meat is bad for you. He occasionally posts about orange man bad so he’s not too bad of a cow.
However, I have many personal lolcows to count and might post about them later on. Like this one for example (pic related):https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/amp/Houston-bandit-who-in-attic-fell-through-ceiling-12539760.php
A bully from my elementary years; he was chased down with a swat team and had a shootout with them for cash and a pair of “fashionable pants”. Yeah.
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This falls under Personal Cow, I guess, and I have no where else to yell into the void about how satisfying it is to watch this Cow build her own pyre and set her own flame. Plus, sex workers in general are stupid, but this one is a personal favorite.
Lmao out of here with that “dO YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER ELSE TO Do” Stupid bitch can't even string together a sentence without fucking it up.
Maybe all of the coke and the times her dad beat her upside the head have really left some things rattling inside that skull, but let's revisit why people would give her shit for wearing DK:
Because she made a huuuuge fucking deal about 'Standing Up' to their racism, which for her meant 3 bland weak sentences in an email that no one likely read, but must have been a huge effort for her limited brain power. Made a biiiig show about how she wouldn't be repping their clothes or company anymore only to back-peddle instantly and suck Shoddy Lynn's dick when her Instagram got deleted.
Which led to the now famous outburst of “i WISH i NEVER SUPPORTED BLM/I wish police would shoot me already.”
You absolute dumb cunt.
You have no spine and are weak as hell for putting on this big front of 'rejecting' DK only to immediately fold back into them like the desperate for validation seasponge you are. Doubly stupid for FUCKING WHINING EVERY GOD DAMN DAY ABOUT UWU DONT BULLY ME even tho you tout around supposedly being an internet bully when you cant EVEN TAKE IT.
Lmao Fuck outta here with that front, just sit there and sniff your coke and wait for that gross looking 'boyfriend' to leave you when he gets tired of your fucking hysterics.
Maybe next time you claim to attempt suicide, actually go through with it.
You would think getting your IG deleted (or did you get hacked? The story just changes so often here.) repeatedly would fucking get it through anyone's skull that it's not working out, but, that Burn Fast, Die Young mentality really will fuck with you.
I'd call it a vendetta, but it's not deep enough to be personal, just extra milky over the years.
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just posted this in the COVID thread on /ot/ and was inspired to make a full post about this lovely individual
this is someone i'm friends with on facebook. only hung out with her once in person several years ago. pic related is actually pretty mild for how her posts usually are.
>31 years old
>constant nihilistic sad posts about how the planet is dying, and how she's unable to do anything productive because of it
>conspiracy theorist. used to post a bunch of shit about chemtrails and pizzagate. has now moved onto COVID
>believes that COVID was made in a lab and that that the pandemic was planned from the get go
>constant scathing remarks toward people who wear masks
>believes that wearing a mask is going to make you sicker and it's all "part of the govt's plan to reduce the population"
>oscillates between statuses saying "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL" (literally in all caps) and "all of you mean so much to me I am so blessed to have so many wonderful people in my life <33" on a pretty much weekly basis
>threatens suicide regularly
>ignores or lashes out at anyone who tries to reach out to her
>usually deletes all suicide ideation and "fuck you all" posts immediately and pretends none of it ever happened
>everything associated with the U.S. government is bad and trying to kill us all, which is the reason why she can't finish school, get a real job, etc, even though she's also constantly complaining about being unable to earn a living wage
she's just such a hostile and ungrateful person. i've been fb friends with her for over 10 years now and have never once seen anyone respond to her with anywhere near the level of anger and paranoia she projects onto everyone and everything else. all of her angry/suicide-related statuses are always filled with nothing but support and concern for her well-being. she's never even criticized for any of her insane/dangerous views about COVID and other conspiracy theories. it honestly blows my mind how coddled this chick is by everyone in her life despite how unrelentingly cuntish and immature she acts.
LOL IS THAT COLA?
She’s a big sjw on Facebook and Instagram and was one of the people who exposed poopchan on this site.
She has the most to say and is quick to cancel and expose people and get them doxed and fired but apparently the second it’s time for her to put her money where her mouth is shes all tears
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My personal experience with lolcows is huge, but I'll tell about the princess of them all.
>unmedicated ADHD and BPD
>brags about her 1/4 slavic descent
>can't even speak anything else but english/swedish
>got into efebophile circle when she was 14 bc anons are so lit in her opinion
>probably started using cannabis when she was 11
>is an alcoholic, benzo and meth narcotic
>treats her mental disorders with drugs
>loves bad and good attention
>lost her virginity to 24yr old when she was 14
>lied about her age a lot so she could have sex when she was a jailbait
>homewrecker, and brags about it
>an artist, posts anime bishounen art of herself
>hypocrite at its finest, hates blacks/immigrants/homosexuals but still hangs with them
>actively using buzzwords when feeling comfortable about it
>two-faced, would probably talk shit about you behind your back
>pretends to be lesbian when in fact is bi and hates women
>slutshames women a lot when she isn't that better
>thirstbaits online to older men
>manipulates ppl to please her
>has fixation to collevt dirt of other ppl then bust them if she feels threatened
i wouldn't share any social links bc of private reasons, she has the obsession to hide her flaws online so she could attract more victims into her dirty psychological game.
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I met this person back in school, I didn't know much lolcow as a site or culture back then but I feel like this person was my first encounter with what could be a personal cow.
>Tall girl, much older than the rest of us
>Have anger issues, would get angry and began to yell at us for whatever reason
>One time actually began to punch and kick the teacher's desk because she told her to wait 5 more minutes to go to the bathroom
>Didn't even wanted to go to the bathroom, just wanted to leave the class
>My father died just a few days before my birthday, girl just went to the funeral to eat what the church had and skip classes
>Made fun of me because there was a rumor about me being a lesbian, did a complete 180 when guys began to talk about yuri and lesbian porn so she was sudendly bi
>She hated women tho
>Would talk about how much she wanted to leave the country (We are hispanics) and go to the USA because she was ~too great for this poor land piece and work hand~
>Couldn't even read basic english
>Never shaved and asked the guys to touch her legs, felt proud for guys touching her
>Tried to put herself a piercing in class, thing to infected and bleed; still got salty when the teachers told her to stop
>Cut herself with a Gillet in the middle of the class because she wanted the guys to see
>She would sit on the floor during presentations and began to read her papers, got pissy and then leave when the teachers told her to stand up
>Only one friend, she was open about how none of us mattered to her but that one friend
>Girl friend got tired of her because she was too much of an ass
>Tried to get close to anyone else, didn't work because she always trash talked anyone
>Not even teachers liked her
>Sudendly all friendly and nice with me despite making fun of me for being a lesbo ~UwU but she would protect me now because she is not like other girls and totally supports dykes UwU~
>Sucked at work, so she began to say that she will get a Sugar Daddy, but she won't get laid because some SD just want to have a friend (?)
>Many of us left, never saw her again
In that school there were many… strange people, like this other girl who would talk about fucking her little cousing (She was just a Pick me) or the dildo Facebook account of my english teacher (This is another story for another thread since this was really short) but I haven't met in real life someone as unlikeable as this cow. I haven't found her social media accounts, it's being years but I'm lowkey interested to know how she would exactly survive if just basic school stuff was too hard for her.
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This is more of a site than an individual person so I hope this fits here.
>Guru Gossip refugee forum with a UK emphasis; big move a year or two ago when GG was fucking up and Morgan was acting like an absolute cow
>so shitty and milky even the press has started talking about it, notably after mommy blogger Clemmie Hooper started trolling her "friends" - https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/51536/inside-the-vicious-world-of-tattle-life-where-mums-tear-each-other-down-in-biest-corner-of-the-internet/, https://www.womenshealthmag.com/uk/health/mental-health/a29787347/tattle-life/
>the tone of the site has progressively worsened as a new brood of nuts started posting this year
>went from the usual bitchy autistic boomer fucks to absolutely unhinged craziness around the time the pandemic hit and everything closed
>loooonnnng ass threads with hundreds of posts of repetitive nitpicking, extreme level 999 cowtipping, and abuse (it's like GG on steroids)
>massive cowtipping sperg event this May when a group of "tattlers" started harassing fashion to storytime vlogger Imogen Hudson for purely autistic reasons
>not sure exactly what happened but it seems several people or one individual larping as her former friends from story times started vague posting about her, then shit escalates and gets out of control - https://tattle.life/threads/imogenation-13-munching-on-oatabix-cake-mix-and-a-twix-while-hugo-give-his-hand-lick.6785/page-12#post-1605997
>Imogen subsequently has an epic drama queen meltdown and they all applaud themselves for getting her to blow her lid - https://youtu.be/2hCHtmwoHhw
>also typical racist central for all the royalists who despite Meghan for being mixed and marrying their sweet uwu prince - https://tattle.life/tags/harry-and-meghan/
There's a lot of crazy shit on there, so I picked the most recent and relevant drama just to give an example of how nutty it is. I don't think I did it complete justice lol.
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a guy I knew in high school
>Smallish kid with thick hipster glasses
>extremely loud, shouted unfunny memes & sexual stuff in the halls, often in his signature "parrot voice"
>when asked to quiet down would accuse you of being racist bc he was Venezuelan and "that's just how we are!!"
>Would brag (lie) about having drunk an absurd amount of alcohol before school and act (unconvincingly) drunk the whole morning
>of course he was a homestuck, would wear the tshirts to school constantly
>"""Nonbinary""", meaning we all had to call them they/them, contagiously transed the rest of the friend group
>Moved away after freshman year, then showed up randomly before school in the cafeteria a year later, asking us to find him places to hide because he was no longer enrolled and wasn't supposed to be there
>Last I heard he was working at a Panda Express and had been dating this FTM girl from high school who used to draw on, I kid you not, 2.5 inch thick eyebrows that took up half her forehead. Would post the yearbook picture if I was more of an asshole
>Both of them were now claiming to be disabled and autistic (not true) and e-begging for rent on their tumblr blogs
>Messy and public online breakup ensued where both accused each other of abuse
Idk where they are now but I genuinely hope they got their shit together and became functional
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This is scarily close to two people I went to high school with. Do you live in the US? Particularly a southern state?
Ah, mascot and color aren't familiar, probably not thinking of the same people. I was in high school from 2014 to 2018 and there was this loud and obnoxious white-passing Latino boy, wore hipster clothes with wide-rimmed glasses, was obsessed with Homestuck and would wear the shirts with the zodiac signs almost every day (along with various SJW political badges/patches despite always trying to be "offensive xD".) Barely attended class, just walked around school (or off campus to get food) with this tomboyish SJW girl with a pink undercut all day. I knew both of their Tumblr accounts so I'd check on them every so often and they were always reblogging Steven Universe aesthetic shit, outdated memes, or discussing their ~mental disorders~. At some point in the last year of school they got together, he "transitioned" into an MtF, and the girl later "transitioned" into an FtM and is now a carhop at Sonic. I don't know if they're still together, but I searched the girl's name once and found out that, at least at some point, they were legally married. Yikes.
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I might as well make a personal lolcow entry for him since I brought him up in the YT general thread >>1007420:
>greasy fat fuck “filmmaker” who created a niche following around his urbex, dead mall series, and Another Dirty Room
>mostly consist of him waddling around empty Middle America malls, insert vaporwave/mallsoft music, some très esthétique footage of ‘80’s nostalgia
>BFFs with retarded alcoholic Rick Serra - not sure if they’re fucking or not lol
>faked a series of videos called “Trapped and Terrified” - infamous for the blood soaked room and almost got caught by drug dealers scenes (sporadically available)
>autistically insisted T&T was real until he couldn’t anymore, messed up his credibility
>gets irrationally angry whenever someone mentions it
>clearly hates women judging by some of his tweets and prior behavior
>surrounds himself with young men whom he constantly makes inappropriate sexual comments towards publicly
>no one says anything because he’s a sensitive gay snowflake, even though many of his tweets are gross as fuck and borderline pornographic
>had a bitter falling out with his “lover” Will Krupinsky, when Will had the audacity to date a woman instead of Dan
>according to Dan, she was a “psychotic” fan who started attacking him and stalking them, called her a controlling bitch and other sexist shit in a periscope cast
>bitches publicly about Will, who has never said anything, saying shit like he’s “working tables” when prompted by fans
>stated multiple times in the past he didn’t want to get into making a lot of paranormal videos as he wasn’t into it, didn’t like the people, didn’t like the stigma, etc.
>suddenly started making ghost videos out of the blue and has entirely changed his tune for whatever reason
>cannot handle any sort of criticism, even constructive
>throws massive hissy fits on Twitter if you don’t kiss his slimy ass, lashes out at other more successful youtubers constantly for attention
It's personal cows for a reason. You didn't even sage so you're sperging about nobody caring while bumping the thread >>1008179
I heard of the t&t shit but never looked into the guy before lmao this will be my read tonight
ah no I liked his Dead Mall vids, he's pretty local to me so it was fun watching him do locations I recognized
didn't know about his other vids – shame he's a snowflake
I'm in a discord server with this girl>very obviously autistic but denies it>claims to be 'too smart for autism'>despite dropping out in the 9th grade to be a NEET >obsessed with elves>says she should have been born to an elf family completely sincerely >used to spam selfie channels with pictures of her perfectly round ears, claiming they were elf ears and a clue to her true heritage >at one point claimed to be switched at birth >also spammed pictures of an ear infection, claiming that she was more likely to get them because of her frail elven genes>wrote fanfic of the nostalgia chick and nostalgia critic fighting for her affections>completely seriously>in 2020>also wrote a channel awesome murder fanfiction and a harry potter au>these were hosted on google docs>she refuses to use any social media because she was laughed off quotev>when she was done writing she'd @ everyone and insist we all got on call with her and read them together>got mad when anyone left the google doc despite narrating it all in serious monotone >has a server channel dedicated to her posting screenshots of lindsay ellis from old nostalgia chick reviews with no further commentary
The best part? Her friend (? possible relative) owns the server and kicks people if they make fun of / disagree / mildly annoy her.
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mine is a fanatical state legislator
>is in her late twenties but looks about 20 years older
>goes on spergy anti-porn rants and had a bill urging you have pornography declared a public health crisis
>intensely pro-life while claiming to be a champion of women despite publicly shaming other women for their life choices
>her brother runs some weird young republican leadership network using her as leverage to get dumb kids to pay like $500 to meet her and sit at her desk at the statehouse for a few days
>believes masks are anti-god and anti-American
>rumored to sleep with her male aides (19/20 year olds)
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I don’t know if I believe that she’s 26 kek.
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My personal lolcow is Nathaniel Harris - he's an aging alcoholic occultist who spends his days accusing his ex partners, parents, ex friends and anyone he dislikes of running a satanic pedophile ring, despite having no evidence and the police telling him to jog on. He also is likely to have committed abuse himself being as his partner's child was removed from their care, possibly due to him grooming the child to say they were abused in order to gain custody. Nathaniel was also denied access to his own child because of this so his campaign against his ex partner and her current partner seems to be because of this vendetta. https://www.specularium.org/blog/item/204-a-future-of-magic-esoterics
He frequently lies in his videos and posts, for example claiming he had a boyfriend named Alex Ferguson who was a member of the band Coil but Alex was murdered by a prolific serial killer, possibly because of his involvement with Coil who he wants to insinuate were involved in SRA - the Alex Ferguson who played guitar for Coil is still alive and well today, having never met Nathaniel Harris. https://nathanieljharris.wordpress.com/category/coil/
He's currently courting nutty conspiracy theorists like Shaun Attwood who are happy to ignore the fact they are promoting a genuine child abuser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tdNMEq6iLs
>I survived a failed abortion, scoliosis, alternative parenting, murderous aunts, witchcraft, kidnappers, paedophiles, suspected malaria, traffic accidents, living in squats, French nuns, primary school, bullying, prejudice, stairs, gob-stoppers, domestic violence, migraines, suicidal ideation, hippy festivals, naked pagan rituals, clowns, communes, comprehensive school, green politics, vegetarians, the punk wars, glue sniffing, goth, psychedelic drugs, goblins, experiments in magick, vengeful poltergeist, potential UFO abduction, the threat of global apocalypse, and more.
Well damn. I guess something happened in his childhood to fuck him up and it probably wasn't just the bullying.
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not really a personal cow as she was on the media in my country, but i'm in several fb groups with her
>gets her eyes injected with black ink by an unqualified tattoo artist who told her he had medical training and has done 40 such procedures. she neither asks for pictures nor double-checks his claims
>when she loses sight in one eye after the procedure, the tattooist tells her this is normal and she should just take painkillers and apply oak bark compresses, she complies as 'she thought he was an expert' and only seeks medical attention several weeks later
>now blind in one eye and almost blind in the other
>the doctors taking care of her published a case study about her where they said she declined surgery for the resulting cataracts and glaucoma several times, and is extremely poorly compliant with her medication regimen that's supposed to keep her from going completely blind in the eye she has partial vision in
>cries about how she has to learn to live happily despite her disability, as if it wasn't completely her fault
>repeatedly says that nobody who drinks alcohol, eats fast food, or crosses the street on a red light can judge her because 'this is risky behavior too'
>calls everybody who doesn't like her appearance closeminded
>claims she was never a fan of the rapper Popek, who had his eyeballs tattooed before she did, but has multiple selfies taken with him
>her actual name is extremely mundane, but she uses a sooper special pseudonym that isn't even a real name
>seemingly an animal hoarder
>lately started sharing coronavirus conspiracy theories
or that it's something useful to put on a resume while unemployed so there aren't any gaps
this girl ain't a cow, you're just bitter over some annoying lolita weeb who didn't lick your boots
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Lea Panks, 19 y/o egirl on tiktok and "weird facebook"https://www.facebook.com/lea.panks.5https://www.tiktok.com/@leaspanks
>cringe edgy humor tiktoks and thirst traps>constantly posts about wanting to die and kill herself in specific ways then deletes everything>posts attention seeking suicide/ED statuses and edgy rape and domestic abuse memes, spergs out when anyone dislikes it, deletes posts or will block person and post about them>the only posts she doesn't delete are the ones of her looking like a disgusting pig after being fucked by her bf (who looks like waluigi to me)>posts hot takes and when confronted with them being problematic or just straight retarded she will sperg, insult, then delete the post. if the person has clout or she skinwalks them at that time, she will kiss ass>posts her cave occasionally, giving tuna a run for her money>publicly admits to being bpdfag and stealing her ex-friends personality traits, thinks its cute/endearing and quirky>made her own fake fanpage on tiktok>has edits made of her despite being a low performing "micro influencer" on tiktok (she probably made it herself)>lashes out at random people in bladee facebook groups, tags bf like shes sicking a dog on someone>boyfriend is just as edgy and disgusting, posting every single detail about their sex life and kinks on facebook
i will post screencaps of what is left up on fb in the replies to this.
reply pic is her post-sex in a latex maid cosplay kek, spoiler for cheap fabric and general stank
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the depression pit featuring one of the MANY times her knock-off hitachi is pictured
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another obligatory sex drawer post, like I said, constantly flexing how she has sex and you don't, guys.
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0 days without mentioning her pussy or how she is gay
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here's some actual milk.
she posts a lot of text screencaps. this was of her throwing a tantrum at her mom for something small. it spiraled into her screaming at her mum about giving her BPD and posting statuses every couple minutes complaining before she deleted them. she only left this up, probably for pity later.
this is so ridiculous i almost think it's fake. imagine her poor mom cleaning up this >>1022636
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This girl probably isn't a cow but she's unique in her milky-ness.
>26 years old, only dates/sleeps with Marines. She claims that she is a proud "barracks bunny" on her social media.
>Has lite-cow qualities - mental disorders, anachan (often posts about wanting to be 70 pounds), extremely attention seeking over the internet, victim complex, thinks she is superior to everyone
>Keeps an excel spreadsheet of the 100+ men she's slept, containing extensive notes of them. Posts screencaps of this on her snap story.
>Only engages with white/white-passing lower enlisted Marines. Obsessed with Germany, has admitted to being a racist and homophobe. Seems to have no personality of her own.
>Claims that deep down in her heart that she's a Marine. Posted a screencap explaining that she would never enlist because Marines don't like "wooks" (term for female marines, women out of the kitchen) and they get kicked out for prostitution.
>Lived homeless/in her car for a few months so that she could live near the Marine base in Oceanside.
>Has unique mental breakdowns when someone breaks up with her. Once posted she just wanted to be someone's "boot" (slang for recently enlisted member of the USMC..not an important detail, just cringy.)
>Most recent breakdown is over her two month boyfriend Kaleb. Has posted his nudes on her public snapchat story, dick and all (gross). During this stint, she posted videos of herself driving while drinking (beer). Posts old photos and screencaps of their chats often. Not really interesting but shows her inability to let go of anything and her unhealthy and abusive nature - threatens suicide and hurting herself.
>Every time she has sex with someone, she posts her location on her snapchat story. Generally a shitty motel. Posts her own nudes while condemning sex workers.
>Was very proud of finally being able to go the Marine Corps Ball with a 19 year old. Posted a ton of pictures in the hotel room but it seems he blocked her on instagram.
>Posts about being a cute korean girl.. but she's just very average and willing to sleep or do anything for a white, young Marine. Very snowflake-y and "not like other girls".
>Claims her mom tried to steal her boyfriend?
>She jumped off the golden gate bridge when she was a teenager and survived. No caps of this but she brings it up in her story every so often.
>Currently at a crisis house in San Diego after being in the hospital for a couple days for who knows what.
She's just a mess.
Attached her instagram which isn't very milky because she deletes posts often.
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Okay, time for my personal cow aince years!
>Emilia, recently turned 20, acts, dresses and looks like she‘s 12
>cosplays with the intention to be the best of which ever character she wants to be and become fame
>built a following of kids but talks about wanting to be a onlyfans tits out cosplayer
>hates everyone with money, no matter if they worked for it or not, but lets mommy pay mad bucks for acting school
>is not talented enough to go to said acting school
>one of THOSE Disney people but hates everyone who goes to Disney when she can not go, blaming it on the pandemic
>goes to several other parks despite of said pandemic
>recently moved out despite never having worked a day in her life and has no idea how to take care of herself/her new home
>thinks she looks like that gay chick from Stranger Things and wants to be her
>hates all men, thinks every man on the planet wants to rape her, cat call her etc
>her face is punchable but that‘s hardly milk
>literally posts on her insta stories that every man wants to rape her
>what the fuck, Emilia, no one wants to rape you
>20 year old virgin lesbian who‘s never had a boy- or girlfriend
>her cosplays and tiktoks (yikes) are medicore at best
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I have a personal cow me and my friends used to know, but when she turned out batshit insane we fucked off as fast as we could. Not posting any of her socials because she barely has any internet presence yada yada.
>A tumblrina landwhale munchie in her twenties claims to have every single chronic illness there is under the sky (self-diagnosed ofcourse).
>Claims to also have every single possible mentall illness.
>Fakes seizures in public spaces.
>Made up sexual abuse stories how she was abused at the age of 6 then changed it to 3. Then suddenly it was multiple people. Said to an actual sexual abuse victim how she was jealous of that person's trauma.
>Self proclaimed "nonbinary" yet calls herself a lesbian. Gets upset if you misgender her though.
>Despite calling herself a lesbian hooks up with men.
>Has shit tier art and tried to sell it. No one bought it.
>Claimed to see ghosts and talk to gods inside her head. Dropped both of these because it didn't give her enough attention.
>Also had a "otherkin" phase where she claimed to be "soulbonded" with an anime character and cried everyday how she can't find her irl.
>Can't hold friendships because everytime ends up copying every single aspect of the other person and acts obsessive and stalkerish.
>Says she hates ddlg yet has been proved to talk about little space and daddies in private.
>Doesn't shower or wash her hair. Claims that unwashed hair is healthier than washed hair.
>Lives at home. Says she is always too exhausted to clean her room. Has molded food on the floor.
>Her family hoards dogs and doesn't walk them outside so there is also animal feces everywhere.
>Comes up with a new identity every week in a same level as Abby Brown does though her reasoning is getting into new friend circles because no one can stand her.
This is her art she tried to sell for 40 dollars. Yeah.
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Her entire social media is a wreck
Neither! This person isn’t spoken about on lolcow for reasons unknown. It might be that people think she isn’t milky, but she is, more so than any other high pitched creep who fakes a little girl’s voice just for men’s attention. And the men she consorts with are all balding simps, she doesn’t have any actual friends, just a bunch of gross men chomping at the bit, desperate for a chance to talk to her, and she uses them as pawns in a game of 3d drama chess. It’d almost be admirable in a way if she could keep her house clean (figuratively and literally, she lives in a fucking pigsty) but she is in constant drama which she probably gets
off on because she feels that she comes out on top. Outwardly it seems like that is true, but deeper within she is on a constant power struggle to maintain her status and identity while never ever being wrong. Her friends are dropping like flies around her because she’s so horrible and they couldn’t keep up the act anymore. She really thinks she has the biggest brain in the room and not just because she looks hydrocephalic kek. She also makes a great effort to look childlike in photos to appeal to her pedophile orbiters.
If that narrows it down any. Kek
Not gonna post a picture bc for some reason I'm not comfortable w/that, but I'll unload about my personal lolcow, "Rags." Because of Rags, I'll never trust anyone who says they have their BPD under control ever again.
We met in 2011 in Austin, when I was 24 and she was 28. She immediately latched onto me as her bestie (or, gag, "fp") in pure BPD fashion. I thought this was a little weird, because I'm way more reserved when meeting new people, but I just assumed she thought I was really cool and rolled with it.
>She quickly made friends with my already established crew
>She would come to our events and be a loudmouthed tryhard the entire time
>She went all to pieces (as in kicking people, cursing everyone out, or in some instances taking her clothes off) if every single person in the room wasn't focused exclusively on her
>Once, at a party I invited her to, she freaked out because she realized she had cellulite. ((Note: she was 28 years old and behaving like this))
She ran upstairs at a stranger's house, began shrieking & crying and throwing a stranger's possessions around, until I came to comfort her. Not only did my comforting not do anything at all, but she demanded I find all 4 of my single male friends at this party (whom I'd also invited) and make them all come upstairs to tell her she was beautiful and fuckable, one at a time. She was only satisfied after I'd dragged each one away from the party and asked him to come upstairs and do this.
>At another party, she tried to initiate a "group moan"
Everyone was to join hands in a circle with her at the center, and at her direction, all moan at the same time, in order to release our sexual tensions. When I told her I wasn't in the mood to round up the crew and do a group moan at the moment (I just wanted to freaking chill), she called me a bitch, left, and blocked me on social media after sending me a message telling me I was trash. Two days later I got the BPD "sincere apology" and we were friends again. I will never be so naieve again.
>She eventually started dating one of my longtime friends, Mal
She was verbally and emotionally abusive, as well as cheated on him multiple times. Always used BPD as the reason.
>She zeroed in on one of my friends in particular, to bully
Once she took this friend outside & shoved her against a tree because she thought she was concealing secret knowledge that Mal was cheating on her. Plot twist: he never cheated on her. But she was constantly accusing him. Of course.
>She referred to herself as an angel a lot
>Once, at another party, she stood up in the living room, turned off the music, and told everyone they were dumb, boring sluts because none of them had any drugs for her
This was at my good friend's veterinary school graduation party, and I will always regret inviting her to this. Gawd I felt so humiliated.
>At ANOTHER party, she threatened to run off into the woods and kill herself if I didn't stop the music and make everyone watch her perform a dance – RIGHT NOW
Yes, I did this for her because I was a young idiot and didn't want her to run off into the woods and get hurt. I gathered the entire house (about 30 - 40 ppl) and put on her favorite music as she dried her tears and did an interpretive dance for them. After everyone awkwardly applauded, she told me I was her best friend.
>GOD there's so much more
ANYWAY, that's all for now. I have so many more stories about Rags. After the instance where she slammed my friend against a tree, I cut her out of my life, as did all of my crew. This was around 2012.
Fast forward to this year, I run into her at a NYE party and she acts like we're best friends again. I politely say hello, and suddenly she's following me on insta. I follow her because the personal milk never stops flowing.
Thanks for stopping by. If anyone wants to know more, I have more, but if not, at least I got it out there. Rags, stay crazy. Just stay away from me. Forever.
you kinda sound like a cow yourself for being part of most of this stuff tbh. Why would you let someone do this shit to your friends and keep inviting them?
I feel like a cow is someone you observe, not someone you literally round up an audience for when they demand it.
Had someone like this but it was a gay dude. He slapped me when i was drunk because I wasn't paying attention to him, needless to say we stopped talking.
He didn't have BPD (at least not diagnosed) but he grew up poor and I think he had Reactive Attachment Disorder as a kid from being neglected and was sorta sociopathic, as in he stole shit from me all the time, and he lied about the most obvious shit. He said he was born with half an ovary and had surgery on his knees for seemingly no reason. He also said that he was actually rich while we both slept over at his parents' house that had no electricity and was raided by a drug operation while we were at school. This was a few years ago when I was a poorfag and white trash and still in school.
He sucked dick for cheeseburgers too
Oh geez. You are right, anon.
So I was a sheltered 24 yo trying to not be an introvert anymore, and as a "wise 28 yo," she had me convinced she was gonna "teach me stuff about life" because she came off as a worldly, experienced musician/performer type. YYEEEAHHH. I was an idiot. Basically I was her lackey for about a year bc I was a spineless pushover who always tried to give people the benefit of the doubt. And I really did believe I was helping her with her BPD by convincing my friends to do what she wanted.
In fact, it took the concerted effort of all my good friends to get me to finally drop her. I still thought I should be helping. Vom.
ANYWAY, she now has a "sex positive" insta account which is good for the MASSIVE LOLS considering she is a wrinkled 39 year old. The pictures are top cringe comedy. She also has a 6 year old daughter now, and posts all sorts of dramatic things about her divorced baby daddy. Poor kid.
Also, she gets obsessed over a random man on the internet once every two months on the atomic dot, so I get to read endless cyclical sperges about her falling in sweet sweet BPD love, and then splitting. Calling the guy a mean aboozer. Over and over. Top keks. She's a jewel. She is almost 40 and still a shitty, terrible train wreck as she was in her 20s.
She's actually miserable now. And that makes me feel great because she treated me like shit back in the day. And now I get to watch from a distance!!
Late but lmao, this is hilarious to me. I don't follow Dan Bell on his socials and don't know anything about him outside of the few Dead Mall/Another Dirty Room videos he posted. I like how I correctly sussed him as a bitter fag, kinda figured with the way he acts around other men and just his general demeanor. The waddling is dead on, in fact I think the reason why he has to add so much synth music to his videos is to replace or drown out his heavy breathing from walking around no doubt.
I always skip over paranormal shit regardless of the youtuber. It's such staged bullshit but people like Dan can't resist because of all the views he pulls from morons who eat that shit up.
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My personal cow/cringe follow.
> used to skinwalk Avril Lavigne, has moved on to Lacey Sturm> completely delusional about her singing ability> sudden jesus freak after a supposed overdose which is suspiciously similar to Lacey's rediscovery of faith> constant lives singing and crying about jesus> spammed a Lacey live stream in a desperate bid for attention. Lacey eventually answered, clearly annoyed by the constant spam (skip to 28 minutes); https://www.instagram.com/tv/CDdEMnwhZMP/?igshid=1ar7t146pnu16
To be fair she could probably sound decent if she stopped mimicking other people's voices and got proper training, but until then, the delusion is real.
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Wait, I have an update. I can't tell if this is some kind of breakdown or a cult.
Also RUN because the big man upstairs has self immolated and is coming for you.
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There's already some spiritual healing albums. And I doubt her skin walking ass actually believes. Oldest gimmick is old.
My personal lolcow's greatest hits
>Was a fairly successful woke journalist, constantly fighting on twitter with trolls who didn't like her articles
>Had to take a "year medical leave" because she burnt out and couldn't meet deadlines
>Year off subsidised by mommy and daddy, who paid for her rent, international travel and designer clothes, but such a poorfag you guyzz
>Simultaneously addicted to grandstanding and hilariously sensitive about any pushback
>Got ”actual diagnosed PTSD" after fighting in a Feminist Facebook group and getting kicked out
>Shut down another group because she complained about her maid using her perfume (classic poorfag problems) and freaked out when nobody coddled her about it
>Posts crytyping "MY CAT IS MISSING OMG" status every other week, gets loads of sympathy and shares, cat always reappears a few days later. Never does anything to prevent cat escaping.
>Could not go a single conversation without bringing up her "toxic ex" and getting on the verge of tears about how terrible she was
>Has strong rural/hick accent and a lisp but convinced she will be an amazing audiobook narrator and podcaster, always about to start a podcast wAtCh tHiS sPaCe
>Held up a flight by boarding late, told the security she overslept and he said ”oh you overslept” back at her, proceeds to have public freakout because she misheard him and thought he said ”you deserve a slap”, freakout amplified by everyone saying she was in the wrong
>Total lesbian but keeps fucking guys on Tinder (I guess bisexual doesn't fit her brrrraaanddd)
>Still thinks it's edgy and fresh to fuck married men, is a victim of slut shaming when people don't praise her for it
>Cycles through friends and has dozens of ”we were soulmate besties but then she went crazy and started abusing me and gaslighting me for no reason, I went no contact for my own safety" stories
She's tame as far as cows go but I get a weird satisfaction keeping up with her because I feel like I could be her if I was born with no self awareness and a victim complex
That gave me a hearty kek anon
Actually reminds me that one of her hobbies is hyping up that she's going to do volunteer work (that never happens), she was obsessed for a while about reading to the blind or old people (when I heard this I almost laughed in her face because picturing blind people cringing at her voice was overwhelming, like she'd probably get walkouts)
I think some lisps can be passable but she has chronic shout-voice on top of it, she has no indoor voice and she's proud of it because one time a hard of hearing person complimented her for speaking loudly and clearly
Imagine getting that compliment and not clicking that you're probably talking too loud for those with average hearing omfg>>1040684
She even tried to backpedal and say if it was a cheaper perfume it'd be fine (she has a large collection) but the maid used her vErY thPeCiAl limited edition expensive perfume that had a LoT oF thEnTiMeNtAl vAlUe tO hEr
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>moved a lot, international lifestyle, seems to come from a rich family>known for her rap covers on YouTube>releasing new music soon>was in a relationship (?) with Drew Monson>got into some drama with aforementioned dude because he’s “close with” Shane Dawson, whom she dislikes for how he “used racism in a very inappropriate way”>posted a video of herself singing a weird song about how she’s biracial and constantly has to endure racism as a Fijian Indian>”I had to come out as biracial”>provocatively dropped the n-word during the song but it’s okay because she’s only white passing >>>/snow/1028972>more drama about her telling some girl to kill herself>even more drama about her ex, who allegedly is the son of Bon Scott from AC/DC, threatening to kill her>broke up with Drew Monson during a full mental breakdown >>>/snow/1028978>seems to have dated at least one guy since breaking up with Drew a month ago, also resulting in drama>constantly picks fights and posts it all over her Instagram, daily rants in her IG story>generally full of herself>possibly bipolar
I've posted about her in the Instagrammers You Hate thread before, but this thread is better suited. >>>/snow/1028140
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Her current IG story (ranting about her friend's house mate): https://streamable.com/kkzcu2
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>mallgoth in her late 20's-early 30's claiming to be deeply in love with a character from a movie for kids, fully devoted to him and her fuck pillow, has a tattoo of him on her leg, other degrees of devotion im sure aren't detailed by her deviantart page
>describes in graphic detail of her love for this character and draws porn of said character and her mary sue self insert, having imaginary mary sue kids, claims she talks to him, he protects her, he asked her to marry him and wears a cheap ring from wish as her wedding ring etc, all that lunacy
>constantly bragging about her career as a tattoo artist and claims that the imaginary dickings she has with him helped develop her career, claims her profile on instagram has over 15000 followers
>art is ok but not amazing, any other character that isn't her imaginary boyfriend looks like it could be drawn by a weeaboo middle schooler, all others look heavily referenced, if not traced, art i have a hard time believing that would make her as successful as she claims to be
>deviantart account dripping with tard cum from spergs horny for the same character, but constantly asserts herself as his "real" wife. very clear she's jealous of another self insert artist with 1 million some odd pageviews, got into a catfight with them waifu-ing her fake husband, and got banned because of it. inanely threatened by fandom shit and by other spergs
i've poked around some tattoo shops and skimmed over some art portfolios on instagram just to see if i could find her and get an idea of where she was and if she was actually employed and successful. she seems like a histrionic time bomb and isn't terribly milky, but something about a 30-year-old woman obsessed with a fictional villain and having imaginary kids with him won't get old to me
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I don't personally know her, but anybody remember rina-chan AKA Kira Buckland? She basically was an old newgrounds attentionwhore who started a bunch of dramu and would get pissy at nobody wanting her to voice act in their animations. Also found it pretty funny how the pre-anime jojo fandom hated her because, surprise, she was an attention whore and voiced in some really shitty manga dubs.
random girl from my school system is a huge bitch. HUGE bitch. Bullied an ex boyfriend literally to the point of him transferring out of school. guilt trips constantly, constantly talking shit behind peoples back, shoplifted for fun etc. Spent the last 2 years of high school in the fucking loony bin, coming out only to fuck random coke dealers no one knew lived in the area. Also drank lean like a total faggot. Anyway, everyone but her graduates, and she gets a shitty job at starbucks, but i guess it wasn't enough money to support whatever drug she was on at the time habit, because she opens a onlyfans. Here's the problem: she's a big boned bitch. never truly fat, but built like a milk carton. Add her stage 4 hemorrhoided asshole and you have the truly nightmarish nudes that she posts on asiansgonewild as a twisted "advertisement". https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/eklcpa/fill_me_up_please/
i heard from someone she used to be a furry too but no receipts there
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What kind of milk could I show? She's pretty dead on social media b/c she doesn't have any friends. Here's one of her reddit posts I screencapped though
this is long, but i think it checks all the boxes
>call center bitch job, go to meet newest crop of new hires
>one is a portly 20s-ish NEET-looking girl, overweight with unfortunate fat distribution, wearing multiple pieces of merch from a mainstream anime. her cheap wig, a lacefront worn at bangs-height, matches one of the main characters. so does the rest of the color scheme of her outfit, which borders on work inappropriate. her bright eyeshadow looks finger-painted and her lipstick is an unflattering costume color. this is her proud first impression on her first day at her new job.
>she introduces herself, her name is a portmanteau of the first and last names of two different minor characters from this anime; it's her legal name, which she paid to have changed
>her fun fact about herself is her love for this anime
>farmer senses tingle, "hey newbie i like x anime too", grounds of friendship is struck
>soon after, she sees me drawing in the break room, "oh anon i draw too". she does fanart. i already know that it's going to be fanart of that anime. i do not expect it to be a graphic drawing of a major slash pairing from that anime, as lewd as it is crudely drawn. it's awful, so i have to have more, so i pretend to like it. she tells me the account she posts art under for me to follow it.
>look at it later; it's all horrible 2005-deviant-art tier cliche anime digital art of this pairing. it's hilariously terrible in both concept and execution. most of it includes incest, abdl/ddlg, mpreg, all kinds of gross fetish stuff. some of it is straight up hilarious, like a comission for someone's disney mascot suit fetish (for the record, it was donald and goofy, the worst of an already bad set of options).
>she's extremely proud of this art, takes her small but devoted fanbase to mean she can build a career off of this art, and it's openly associated with her real name and all over her social media for anyone to find.
>the other piece of her online presence is poorly-animated rant videos where she defends her very OOC interpretation of her favorite pairing and trashes anyone who disagrees with her or dislikes the series in any way. she takes every comment that isn't licking her ass extremely personally and will rant for hours about it to anyone who will listen.
>her art averages 80-100 likes and tops out around 800-1000, videos get 15 views and ratio'd into the ground/comments full of trolls. she unironically posts things on twitter like "i get asked often why i'm not more famous and to that i say; send my pages to your haters so i get more fans then", which she'll then screencap and post again on her other social media pages with a sassy "OOP" sort of comment at her own retort.
>also makes art with terribly cliche OCs that are basically recolors of her favorite pairing, gets no likes on them. is convinced that she can launch a successful graphic novel series about them, which is a pretty direct ripoff of the anime (think twilight, but even more derivative and cliche). "ive gotten 500,000 likes all time on my art, now i just have to monetize my fanbase" is a common refrain
>of course, like any good weeb, dreams of moving to japan. not just moving to japan though, of moving to the exact town that the anime is set in, in a home resemblant of the character she skinwalks's. she knows no japanese and has no practical knowledge of how to move to another country. she treats this like a goal she'll complete in the next 6 months, she just needs a passport and a job there is all. she banks on selling her OC graphic novels as her new career abroad.
>also like any good weeb, drops plenty of japanese and japan references in random conversations, always wants to talk about it, thinks its the dream land, prefers japanese products, etc
>starts getting brave at work and dressing like one of the characters in her fav pairing, the genderbent and slutty version. on a dress-up corporate morale day, she wore a cheap taobao seifuku that was a size too small for her. she whined about having to wear leggings underneath it because she would be getting so much male attention without it desu.
>became obsessed with a coworker who looked like the other half of her favorite pairing. he was the office bicycle, so she had a chance at it, actually. he started to bite, but she was practically in love with him from afar by that point and quickly showed him all of her creepy artwork, telling him that he resembled the character. he still stuck with it at that point, but she ended up scaring him off when she started drawing art that was supposed to be the two of them (as these kawaii yaoi bois) and showing it to him at work. he told her that he wasn't allowed to have a personal email address and couldn't give her his phone number because of his wife at home (true, he was openly cheating) and used that to ghost her.
>she thinks she's extremely beautiful (she sees the character in the mirror, i guess) and decides that it really was his evil wife's fault. she moves onto the other office bicycle, successfully contains herself long enough to get laid (which she told me about in graphic detail, unprompted and unwanted, of course; he had a hilarious pegging/sissy fetish at least), then gets ghosted by him too. she decides she hates him, starts talking mad shit, finds out that actually most of the women in the office hate him, then backpedals swiftly like a good pickme when he likes a single one of her social media posts.
>since is dating internet weirdos from her fanbase in japan as part of her plan to move there.
this has a happy ending though, at least, which is why im finally posting it after years of being friends with her for the laughs.
>her fandom had some drama that went against the only part of her personality that doesnt involve this anime
>she went quiet for a few months creatively and talked about changing her name because of the negative association
>in the end decided to keep her weeby name and plans to go to japan, but is finally looking up visas and figuring out how to do it correctly.
>she recently found a lead on a job there and is talking to a girl who lives there who would help her if she moved
>she decided to leave the fandom for good and focus on her original work and actually becoming a serious graphic novelist
high hopes she un-cows, but we'll see.
aw, I like the happy (so far) ending
what the hell anime was it that she would butcher her name so horribly for it
> obsessed with me, recently bought a wig to match an old hairstyle (in return, i grew out my hair and dyed it again)
> skinwalked me for two years
> has manipulated every single person in our old friend group for sexual favors (thats like, 8-10 people)
> would cry for several hours about how "ugly she was" in an attempt to get me to compliment her. i didnt compliment her because i dont like to lie.
> hideous face, square with shrek from fiona facial features.
> fridge body with uncanny pear shape
> obligatory ddlg little
> posts risque pictures from the age of 14 on her public ig her family members follow
> when she apologizes, she goes full ddlg speak
> fucking embarrassing in public. constant attention whore schemes and is unable to speak properly with others.
> exhibitionist, a child has walked in on her before
> pretended i abused her when she emotionally manipulated me for two years straight because of jealousy
> constantly touched me knowing i didnt want her to come near me. extremely affectionate and lovebombed me every two seconds
> hated me 2 seconds later if people paid more attention to me. leading to screaming for no fucking reason
> claims i tried to steal men from her. im a lesbian.
> went back to her ex-boyfriend a dozen times, then cries and physically assaults a friend because "she was upset"
> obvious histrionic, willingly gives men her address so theyll stalk her.
> puts her family and friends at risk in attention-whoring schemes.
> violent, overall dangerous to be around
> thinks because shes easy shes "impossible to not fall in love with uwu" but in reality its because of her manipulative tendencies
> tried to attack my old friend… for being my old friend… because she was jealous…
> catcalls, gropes, noncon, etc and gets away with it everytime cuz muh breakup
> shittalks her best friend constantly while she claims shes "the best person shes ever had" because shes just as bad as her
> posts ddlg pink anime aesthetic pictures
> fakes a ghetto accent because she lived in poor areas for a few years when she was extremely young (like, infant young)
> …she lives in the suburbs
> skinwalks absolutely everyone she is friends with, to a point she has absolutely no substance. her only personality trait is her repetitive violence
> claims her breakup was more traumatizing than anything ive been through, when i told her it definitely wasnt she told me "you think you have it worse than everyone else and u invalidated me" despite the fact she'd tell me to get over horrible things that happened to me "because they happen to everyone"
i'd go on but im kinda paranoid. this has got to be one of my worst experiences.
You can tell when a cow is writing.>>1045083
Ding ding ding