/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

>>2122156
My lolcow meth head friend blacked out after taking too much benzos (she couldn't sleep due to using meth) and went on a huge unhinged rant at 5 AM. This is what she sent me afterwards like it was no big deal.

>>2126735
drug fueled texts are my guilty pleasure kek.
so her mind is so fucked she uses meth to stay awake then benzos to chill/go to bed I'm guessing?

>>2126323
name starts with M? i think the girl I'm thinking of actually did move from somewhere else.

more about my memories of this girl, although it's been a while since i thought about her so it's hazy:

she got this insane look on her face when she was telling her lies. like glowing, sparkly-eyed, dreamy looking, like she was being told the most magical story she'd ever heard, but it was HER telling the story lol. she got sooo high on her own bullshit i think actually believed the lies she told

i never heard her music but i think it was bad, she was a vocalist, possibly bassist? i think she took 8 years to do a 3 year degree

i stopped talking to her because she tried to tell me to my face that we'd slept together and i just didn't remember???

she had a boyfriend who was frankly out of her league and i think she kept him around with a lot of manipulation. they never had sex except for the time she told me about where she basically cried all night at him about him thinking she was ugly, until he finally tied her up and fucked her, she presented this to me as some great romantic victory. the way she described him in the moment sounded like active dissociation lol. i was relieved when they broke up

I've been watching this cringey spiritual guru artistic videographer and he gets worse every year kek. His name is Ming and his he calls himself babypro - apparently it's because he's a baby spiritually but still a professional videographer.

Accounts:
https://www.instagram.com/babypro.ming/
https://www.youtube.com/@babypro5
https://babypro.medium.com/

>33 years old as of this year
>was working up until 2021 as an engineer in netherlands
>watched a video on buddhism while high on weed and got a "spiritual awakening"
>quits his job to pursue his "true path" as an artistic storyteller, whatever that means
>hopes to become viral so he can produce content as a living; currently he has no other source of income and is living off his father's inheritance. btw according to an ex colleague he charges 140USD an hour for his services
>his brand is wearing a chinese brocade jacket all the time; ironically he can't speak mandarin and is totally out of touch with his heritage. he even thinks seeing the number 8 everywhere was some sort of personal divine message from the universe when it's just a lucky number. what a retard
>travels around the world with 4 drones (all named btw) and numerous other gadgets but has 0 cinematography skill
>calls himself a storyteller of people but always inserts himself into the video/photo
>the only people that he can record are homeless people, older people, kids and animals because they're the only demographic that can tolerate him
>he thinks everyone loves him, especially animals even though they are actively repulsed by him kek
>other than "storytelling", he frequently posts himself regurgitating what spiritual nonsense he heard some guru said or him making shit up, like "darkseeing" (which is when you close your eyes but can still see your surroundings and change it however you want… bitch that's your fucking imagination)
>four years of shit content and he still hasn't gotten the message that he's never going to be famous

Notable events:
>tried to get clout by making a video of his friends death
>video is 90% him and 10% upskirting the woman he was hooking up with at the time
>video doesn't do well and he complains
>recently he's been attempting some guerilla marketing by taking selfies with random people and gifting them the polaroid with his username. idk why he thinks that's a good idea since he's not advertising his photography skills this way.
>takes a sneak shot of a woman, saying that he's "celebrating her beauty in art" and gives her the photo he took of her
>doesn't realize how fucking creepy this is
>saw two boys playing and with the permission of the grandma (who probably didn't know he was going to upload it online) recorded them with his drone
>after that he got the grandma to take a picture of him and the boys for some reason and he gives them the picture
>later the dad finds out and demands him to delete everything
>he's deeply hurt because it was a "gift from his heart" KEK

I've been watching him for quite some time so I might have missed out something and will probably add to it later.

>>2127024
Here's the video where he takes a sneakshot of a random woman and gifts it to her. Note the name Talia: he calls any girl he's attracted to Talia because he got his heart broken by an Australian woman named Talia. It's creepy and sounds like serial killer shit.

>>2127029
This is the video explaining the Talia nickname. The way he smiles and speaks is so fucking creepy. That being said he still managed to hook up with women. I guess they like his scraggly unwashed hobo look because I can't see why any woman would willingly touch him

>>2127024
He's such a retard he can't tell when an animal is uncomfortable with him. Even worse is him making this video into some weird pickup artist thing but with a dog. How tf does he come up with this creepy stuff? He also took a photo of a random person's cat at their house and dropped the picture into their mailbox as a surprise gift. He might be an actual autist with how socially inept he is but he could also just be on drugs, idk

I forgot to link his talent page: https://foxertalent.nl/babypro/
It's in Dutch but there's an English version.
>He accidentally calls himself autistic instead of artistic KEK freudian slip?
>Salmon Wisdom Keeper (???)
>"One of my unique skills is typing with my eyes closed, which allows me to observe and document my thoughts even without visual input. This rare ability is a testament to my unique approach to storytelling." He really thinks this makes him special kekaroo
>The cringy photos at the bottom of the page of him trying to look cute

He overshares a lot of his life on Medium too but I'll stop the spam for now. I'm still looking for a way to archive his blog without having to manually do it for every post but Medium is very finicky.
This guy usually travels to European countries and most recently he's in Berlin so watch out euro nonas kek

>>2127035
This is hilarious but only because he seems harmlessly dumb as a rock. In all reality I would be legitimately terrified if I found a random picture of my cat in my mailbox. Like I would probably move asap. The woman he ‘gifted’ his creepy shot of her seemed so alarmed that he took a photo of her without her knowledge and went to the effort to print it off onto some fucking card as if it was a one off glamour shot that he just happened to capture and not a Polaroid of her mid conversation snapped from behind a shrub. Wonder how many shots he actually took just to get that one mediocre image he felt was artistic enough to waste photo paper and printer ink on.

>>2127024
Kek what the hell is wrong with this idiot

>>2127035
Does lady stalking dog fucker post regularly?? Im sensing thread potential.

>>2127166
He basically posts everyday since he's desperate for views. He's hoping he'll get famous from his "content" but it's just all creep schizo posting kek.

>>2127181
Ypu should attempt him a thread in snow. Or maybe request one in the thread request page.

>>2127200
If nonas are interested in seeing more of him being a creep I definitely could make a thread. There's enough material I think, there's tons of videos and his blog articles to go through. I'll need time to do a proper write up though so have this picture for now. Might be a good candidate for the thread pic because it really encapsulates his creepiness

>>2127024
Wonder if this is some kind of early midlife crisis thing, if he was working as an engineer and has no prior attempts at internet fame. Or else was he always weirdly harassing people and spouting spiritual garbage but just not posting.

My personal cow has posted these insane takes. Any other cow and you'd think he's an elaborate troll.

>>2127462
Dwight Shrute troon

>>2127490
This is boring… Most people online are weird and rude, nothing special