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23 year-old ‘mysterious’ edgelord musician/rapper and YouTube horror narrator whose only characteristics are being an emo fuckboy and having a deep voice. Has a retarded fanbase of horny teenage girls and a growing hate-base.
"Randall", Ice Poseidon, Slavic Joshua, Lil Xan, Dahvie Vanity lookalike, "Hi-Tech Hustler" Gregory D. Evans, some fat fakeboi, Leafy
Last thread:> CSI anons comb old tumblr posts and "search ppl websites" compiling a list of suspects> Discourse over whether or not anything Corpse has revealed is true, including but not limited to a strand of hair, his birthday, age, and name.> Corpse claims to be from Virginia before moving to California, and to have worked at an auto-shop. Claims to be 23, and named "Randall". >>1196644> An "OG fan" of Corpse on tiktok claims that he used to show his face very early on and there are fans that do know what he looks like. >>1195997> Corpse makes various claims that his celebrity look alikes are Andy Biersack, Joji, and Lil Xan. >>1198231 > Appears on Anthony Padilla's show and insinuates some of the much more flattering fanarts of him are "scarily accurate".> Gives Sykkuno his personal (size Large) hoodie to stir up the fangirls. >>1193620 >>1192770> He and "asexual lesbian e-girl" Emma Langevin post pics of him choking her to social media, seem very close. >>1198616> Sperg anon larping as Corpse spams thread with low tier bait and self harm photos.
Summary:>Super shy emo uwu guy with social anxiety that never shows his face>Began on YouTube in 2015 narrating horror stories on his channel, had his music debut in 2016>Got recognised outside of his music/ horror audience in 2020 after playing Among Us with the likes of Pewdiepie and Pokimane >>1059619>Friends with the likes of Boyinaband, Jacksepticeye, Loeybug, Glam&Gore, Sykkuno and Pewdipie>Constantly sadposts on his socials and gets thousands to millions of likes for posting singular emojis
Milk:>Makes horrible music with shitty lyrics that only appeal to horny/edgy teenagers, with creative titles like ‘E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE’ and ‘Cat Girls are Ruining My Life!’ >>1059724 >>1059933 >>1078775 >>1135034 >>1135035 >>1182561>Posts pictures of his veiny hands/arms to appease begging fans and to quell rumours of having 6 fingers >>1056622 >>1058464 >>1076069>Flip-flops between hating his e-fame and stan culture loving it, constantly whining about it and then perpetuating toxic stan culture by applauding fans for clapping back, gloating “if they shove me, you shove back ten times harder” >>1159287 >>1078699>”Chronically ill”, claiming fibromyalgia, thoracic outlet syndrome, GERD and depression. Searches for pity points often, says his illness has been “so bad that I couldn’t lift a spoon to my mouth” >>1135930>Claims his GERD has made his voice deeper >>1159287>Is such an edgelord he wears an eyepatch because screens hurt his eyes >>1159287>Releases song and puts a random tik-tok e-thot that reacted positively at its release on the album cover without her consent >>1059200>Has a drinking problem, saying he’s “ruined every drink for himself” and that he’s “never felt more like doing drugs in my entire life” gets sad and plays VR drunk >>1135287 >>1135311 >>1159287>Has claimed to be of several different ethnicities, claiming Spanish, Portuguese and Italian, then decides he’s Mexican, Native and Irish >>1134888>Incorporates fragments of Spanish in his raps to try and keep up the Spanish heritage lie, is learning Spanish in VR >>1135636>Posts autistic violent outbursts where he smashes glass, screams and stabs tinfoil, laughs manically to questions about his mental health, loves “inciting chaos”, tells BrookeAB to “shut the fuck up” in AmongUs to the discomfort of everyone >>1056626 >>1134060 >>1134088 >>1159287 >>1134102>Peaks his creepy factor by posting a soundbite of himself breathing, fans go wild and it trends on Twitter under #onlybreath >>1128060>Close friendship forms with Loeybug - posts cringe screencaps with her and Corpse calling each other “baby”, visit each other in ACNH to sit on a bench and “boot feets”, says he texts her more than anyone else >>1133215 >>1133245 >>1136002 >>1159287>Claims to be in debt on his mom’s side and his own, says he grew up extremely poor and that he dropped out at the age of 12 and proposed if he wasn’t big by age 21 he’d kill himself >>1187999 >>1187436 >>1159287>Glorifies self harm, cut his face with razorblades 10 minutes before Among Us streams >>1159039 >>1186404 >>1186460>Is confirmed as fat >>1138161 >>1138186 >>1138202>Shoves Valkyrae in last-minute for the Daywalker music video because he doesn’t want to be filmed, said costume & manicure staff were on-hand, she does a “making of” vlog for it and shows no staff were present has to do it all herself, visibly annoyed & uncomfortable
YouTube (main): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFNTq9XKHDNy_1-2lL0kqCg
YouTube (gaming): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0uJ8rlpTU0HwDTVBJdizA
YouTube (music): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuZPtWDsczOuztPMUr0mmpw/featured
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E-girls went gold?
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There's no way this guy isn't a neckbeard
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Found this on a fan’s account . It could be him. The fan seems to know a lot about him based on their tweets.
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Because yes, this is going to age well. Apprently, Corpse even liked the tweet.
How young are you cunts to not know who Dan Howell is. Get fucking banned for your retard tinfoil.>>1199987
No one gives a fuck about random mentally ill stans. This is not a calf thread. Post Frog only newfags.
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The good, the bad, and the regrettable.
The autistic identity tinfoils are giving me life. Definitely more entertaining than Corpse's lame edgelord bs.>>1200029>The good, the bad, and the regrettable.
More like the bad, the worse, and the regrettable. Only a couple of these are well done, but just imagine when CH's inevitable "he groomed minors" scandal drops or they find out he looks as bad as Cry. lmao
Thread anon, great work but your summary is a little bit off.
Corpse was joking about his name being Randall and being from Virginia.
He did not say the flattering fan art looked like him, he said there was one that looked like him when Anthony asked him. >>1200005
I absolutely agree. At this point I could post a random man suggesting it was on a website, and 2 anons would argue the rest of the thread that it was actually him.
My bad, I kind of skimmed the last thread and might have taken some posts a little too literally. Thank you though!>>1200087
Ngl, he strikes me as the kind of guy who is a "male feminist" but generally "stays out of politics". I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't voted.
>>1199903>"Hi-Tech Hustler" Gregory D. Evans
Dying at the thought of him finding this thread and wondering wtf is going on
Corpse is a weeb right, did he mention ever going at a con pre-2020?
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This one is the worst
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Some confirmation about Corpse sending shirtless pics. I think people did save it but was so long ago that they didn't think to hold onto it.
Sort of on the fence about this because it's still very odd for a guy with a following to be sending his fans such stuff, plus the fans not saving it doesn't automatically mean that it wasn't remarkable
There's a few instances where shit happened that would now probably be seen as grooming and would have been 'normal' back then or during the time that Corpse talked to his fans
What sticks out to me is some random fan (someone posted in last thread) that said he asked her to show random stuff around her house. It's weird, and really if they continued he could probably lead it on to 'send me a pic of your body' with the behaviour being seen as normal because of the previous texts + their 'friendly' relationship
I also wonder what fucked up shit he did for him to see a face reveal as damaging, beyond obviously being ugly af
how can someone enjoy having fans like this?
i'd die of second hand embarrassment just knowing that these are the kinds of people that glorify me.
Oh, Oh no.
So many of them look like they were done by scratchers. I feel sorry for those with the big ones in dumb places, those are going to be a nightmare to either cover up or get removed.
>>1200276>he would be in a compromising position if his face is shown
the more I learn about corpse the more i tinfoil he’s probably some “canceled” content creator or influencer trying to rebrand under a failed old alias he already had in the works
I really don’t understand how a dude who is reading creepy pastas or spooky stories and having a smaller audience goes from where he was to having extremely high profile youtube and streamer friends out of nowhere
sage for absolutely insane tinfoil but I really have a feeling he’s someone already established outside of his CorpseHusband brand
Sage for dumb question, but why are they so many anons questioning his voice, how could he fake his voice during the interview with Anthony Padilla ?
I'm asking this because of >>1200352
, if he was a canceled content creator then we would at least recognize partially his voice (even if it was lowered because of alcool, drug or whatever sickness he claims to have)
it seems like he's been friends with boyinaband for a few years, probably same goes for jacksepticeye. they were the ones who invited him to play with pewdiepie i think?>>1200368
he's been friends with anthony's gf (the fat horse pic is one he took for her) so it's not impossible that they'd help him cover up
Any anons know of any of their friends that suddenly disappeared?
Assuming he is a cancelled content creator, he must have had a bit of an existing following already
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probably a reach but we could try and find the touring schedule of this band in 2016 and see if they were even in california. maybe someone recorded bits and pieces of the show?
I’m going to disagree on this one anon, the thing is that he’s genuinely just butt ugly. By keeping his ugly face out of his brand, he’s given ample space for girls to project whatever fantasy they want onto his voice. This is why his popularity has grown. He’s terrified of showing his face for the simple fact that he knows he’s so ugly it will ruin the fantasy he’s allowed to build up. This is also why he’s spent so much time training and damaging his vocal cords—the voice is literally all he is.
He’s so paranoid and hung up on being ugly that all he does is sit inside and drink, and I’m assuming that’s all he’s done for years now.
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I don't know if this is the same group but we have a match for Salt Lake City
I’m thinking that’s a plan of his anyways, but covid put a wrench in it. He’s probably even paranoid about the doctors recognizing their work however, I’m sure he’s probably went over his options a million times in his head. I think he’s doing dental work right now though, it takes longer but generally has more natural results and will do gradual, subtle work that simply getting double jaw surgery can’t do. I’m thinking he has one of the newer dental devices. Probably playing the long game.
….Or alternately, he’s so paranoid that he’s scared to even get work done. He seems that counterproductive and dumb.
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Seems like this is one of the only consistent things about corpse.
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I tried to look for Seshollowaterboyz and I found this
Also what did he mean by "saw all of SESH live" Does it mean he went to several shows ? Because we have 4 shows in a row in California
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Ah yes, a concert.
Nice agoraphobia you got there corpse
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another thing from his twitter. it's likely lies knowing him but worth putting it here. i don't think there is a list of people shot?
He probably went to all the ones in CA
Defo went to the one in San Diego
Yes anon, I saw this tweet too but no, there's no list of the wounded only the people that died.
There was a wounded woman named "Evans" who gave an interview about surviving the whole ordeal + another guy with Evans as a last name that helped victims
there, but they were both from the UK
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They also found his ugly mug from when he was 13, the associated Twitter account just got restricted today, kek. I wish all you corpse anons the same luck
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God I wish this was him.
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Haven't seen this mentioned anywhere. The phone number associated with his Steam account using "firstname.lastname@example.org" ends in "30" and the email associated with the corpse_husband Soundcloud account is email@example.com. Saged for uselessness but good luck.
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>>1200467>able to locate dream’s house just based on his kitchen
mfw the only thing that we have is part of his living room in black and white + his kitchen having a marble counter
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double post but found this
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Geolocation of IPs isn't 100% (doesn't exactly pinpoint someone’s location), but the accuracy is pretty good>>1200513
sure imma try
Don't forget the Google headquarters is in Mountain View.
Idk if it's possible to find someone's location based on email.
for firstname.lastname@example.org and CorpseHStories@gmail.com>220.127.116.11
for Corpsehusbandstories@gmail.com>18.104.22.168 (Florida - Tampa)
and yeah >>1200517
probably not worth a lot, but here you go anyway
I was thinking this too
Whoever his old horror friend was from like 2015 is in his 30s today. Them being close back then seems a bit odd even if they're technically in the same profession
I was wondering who else he would have been friends with back then since someone suggested looking into his past friendships, it seems like he wasn't as private when he started out so I reckon they'd know what he looks like or would have possibly let something slip
18tween anon here. I feel bad for us too. >>1200522
Ngl, searching into the IPs made me more confused. They're in the same place right now: Kansas. I used some other tools, but the locations were hella vague and stuff.
Coordinates to the place: 37.751 (lat) / -97.822 (long) and yes, the location is from today, now time. Leads to the Cheney Reservoir.
speaking with vocal fry hurts more than just speaking normally though?
nonnies like you listen to >>1200381
and start finding all the excuses in the world for his voice to go from relatively normal to OmG SO DeEp totally REAL guiz he has GERD in just 1 years time kek
It’s not out of the realm of possibilities. Hardcore fans do tend to follow their favorite bands/artists depending on how much they love them. It’s kind of a flex or a more unspoken true devotion within various music scenes. It’s weird, I know. But it happens. >>1200522>>1200688
Given this day and age, and how private Corpse wants to remain I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s using a VPN. If he had a brain, he would.
Also, unrelated to the above, it appears that the Facebook link that came up in Joshua Grants tumblr was a bit of a theme function auto set up, but the kid obviously didn’t delete it. https://web.archive.org/web/20130126002914/http:/corpse-husband.tumblr.com/tagged/facebook
It never had an external link.
I hope he isn't so we can track him, but he has… half or so of a brain. Maybe a quarter.
This is a stretch, but if we get specific concert days he went to and if there are videos recording the crowds, it's possible we can use manpower to find the fag. That is if we find any.
Peter Steele and that massive boner did it for me back then too. But so did his voice. Of course the mental image of that sword cock was always behind it.
I have nothing to add about this corpse guy. Just validating Peter Steeles cock. I did admittedly just start liking this E Girls.. song after hearing it on the film Promising Young Woman. Didn't realize dude was a cow until now.(you're on /snow/ not /ot/)
I can see this dude getting exposed in like 5 years like Dahvie Vanity. Turns out when you demean women in your lyrics you also like doing it in life
I can't speak for every autist in this thread but I think most of us just wanna see his face. We don't care to dox his address or tax info or whatever the fuck. I guess you can boil it down to the fact that the more that someone hides something, the more people wanna know.
It especially doesn't help that he used to tout the idea of doing a face reveal eventually and was a relatively normal creepypasta reciting youtuber but is now a tryhard mythomaniac who cries about how hard his life is and how the world is too meeeeeean for him to be himself. he isn't the worst cow on here, but stirring shit up in fandoms we aren't a part of is a group past-time here on lolcow dot farm
Nope can still access it>>1200724
it is a vpn
Fuck off back to twitter, retard>>1200892
Like most faggots he’s a misogynistic piece of shit too, I’m sure he and ch have a lot in common >>1200724
If he doesn’t use a VPN then he’s an even bigger sped than we think
Guilt by association, huh?
And where did you get the impression that they're "best buds"?
All of CH's tiktok videos and the Sykkuno meeting have a certain kind of carpet in them. You can see a little bit of the room that they are in: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePRsEAP/
I also think that tumblr pic and the foil video were made in the same room, but that is still a theory. The set-up is too similar to not be the same place.
He lives somewhere in SoCal. His PO box was in Murrieta, he claims to have been born in San Diego, and in a livestream he says he lives in SoCal.
inb4 CORPSE LIES!!!!
ah it's too late to delete it now
it's not an active acct but thanks. sad that I have ruined that username though
I think an anon pointed it out before but that could still make him 23. I myself was a scene middle school kid with that kind of internet knowledge and I'm 23 now
I consider him to be older but not because of the above reason, his hands look too old to me, he's hiding his face which could be another sign and the boyinaband thing. Him being a failed 33 year old emo kid would be hilarious though and I'd love for it to be true kek
Blog but I’m 24 and went through the scene phase as a middle schooler.
There’s no correlation here. >>1201319
His videos from 5 years ago all match to what he claims now, unfortunately.
>>1201490>telling someone owning you in a precise and simple way to calm down
Have you no reading comprehension? As anon said, of course the thread is going to have cringe. Literally anyone can post here. The man has embarrassing, cringey, mostly underage stans. I’m going to agree with anon and tell you to get over it, you sound like KF whining about the lack of quality of lc threads when again genius, literally any person anywhere can post without making an account. Relax>>1201491
Context clues. There’s too many factors that lean toward him being older. It’s not like that is the only one ie his voice when he isn’t trying as hard to change it, his hands, his innate paranoia, his doughboy body, like …everything about him.
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I mean even the KF thread is a bit… dull.
As on his age, someone posted his old horror-channel friend last thread - his name is urmaker - who's 34 at the moment. That's a huge age difference if we consider the fact that they were friends as early as 2015. Just seems awfully odd.
Also, it seems like the guy also took the white shirt picture?
Cropped a part of the picture because I'm too lazy to edit out my profile pic
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Not milk but Urmaker has made some posts over the past year about Corpse not talking to him anymore since blowing up. Apparently they were good friends before. They've done collabs on youtube as early as 2019, seems like Corpse is a shitty friend unsurprisingly
But that's the point. Corpes' appeal is that he 'appears' to be a bit older rather than younger. When you're 30, the 'daddy dom' vibe just isn't the same if your fanbase is on average, and if we're being kind, only 18-20.
Plus, if he has talked to his fans on snapchat in any way, including asking for pictures of their rooms or whatever, that's also a bit more of a yikes than a 18-19 yo talking to people similar to his age.
Also, if the age tinfoiling is true that reflects really badly on all his friends
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It's an obvious joke you fucking retard, he's implying that this meme with dicaprio is in fact Corpse. Why the fuck those CH threads are magnets for unironic autists?
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it's still funny to think people are cooming to this mf lol
its makeup + good angle + shitty webcam
just by doing eyebrows you can change a ton in your apperance and in that pic his are nonexistent so yeah
KEK. The thin hair. >>1201607
His fans would definitely stan him less hard. It's like stanning a known manlet. Knowing someone is 30 and doing shit like this is infinitely more disgusting to teen girls (and that's all his fandom is) because 30 is officially old man status and is hella creepy.
Nah, he just uses a filter that smooths his skin, makes him paler and then actually fills in his eyebrows and does his hair.
There's so many programs that can help people smooth their webcams these days, no need to spend hours on make up.
So what info do we have since we ruled out Times Square being Emmas friend? (Haven't actually got any photo confirming whether it actually is him or not?) >>1198942
The only concrete thing we have is his chubby body on Anthony Padilla.
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They are not gay, they are all rainbow-haired fat e-girls who pretend to be bisexual or pan for attention, lmao.
It's like a weird conga line of mentall ill zoomers with daddy issues.
…imagine a 'celebrity' doing the bare minimum and being accepting of lbtq folks when it's already pretty acceptable in the West
Wow, absolutely earth shattering
Also, I love that people never call these people out for queer baiting, which is what this weird friendship between him and 30 year old soft boy is
“pretty acceptable in the west”> conversion therapy > hate crimes > gay bars being shot up > religious folk preaching against them > discrimination within health practices
Just because the gays are able to marry, doesn’t mean the US is a magical place of acceptance. >>1202178
Was this trending outside of the UK?
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how did this GERDtard even make it onto jimmy fallon’s radar
Pretty sure most if not all of the tattootards in >>1200029
are above 18 kek
can an amerinon drop the link when this trashfire airs? also god, they shill millie bobby brown so hard, if it's her I'll kek.
(side note, the thread pic makes me genuinely cackle every time I see it, well done anon well done)
Yes because a man giving his audience a “safe space” online is really going to change how things behave in the real world
Online, in most Western countries at least, LGBTQ stuff is respected and catered to by most “celebrities”. Sure you have a bunch of idiots who don’t like it but that goes with everything and they’re easy to block or ignore. However, Corpse (and many other celebrities) is doing literally nothing against these irl issues
y'all feeling bad for him or something? it's only a matter of time before he fucks himself over and gets cancelled for something, nonny
. idk, consider this an anticipatory thread
I’m not with the doxxing personally at all, or constantly accusing him of very serious misconduct, but him as a cultural phenomenon is pretty fucking funny. I’m not understanding all the hate, he’s so random and people making the choice with their own free will to believe his voice and turn him into somewhat of a sex symbol because of it is so goddamn funny. He’s just a dork with the worst possible music that’s winning with typical issues of people in their 20s of substance and identity issues. Idk I really can’t take him seriously and don’t understand literally any extreme reactions to him, or why he elicits them so much.
Also random but he loves SoundCloud rap and suicideboys made a pact with each other that if they weren’t successful by 30 they would kill themselves. P sure he copied that, and my theory is this all started because he tried to imitate/recreate bones’ deep voice lol. I also think he’s older, because really why would a male who already had apartments and women who loved him enough to live with him die at 21? That age wouldn’t make sense, and most likely if he was below that age and such an edge lord (while obviously not being really suicidal) we all know he’d pick 27.
Literally nobody cares newfags this isn’t /ot/
go cry over there
And maybe brush up on your vocabulary and comprehension because how are we doxxing if we don’t even know his name
Right lol and that’s how they got their group name, from that pact, and unfortunately based on how they described their lives and issues I believe that they likely would have actually done it, and 30 gives the illusion of enough time to make that decision to someone in their 20s. Corpse just does internet edgelord shit that isn’t actually believable or fitting at all to people that live it, but other edgy gamers wouldn’t know. Hardly anyone is “successful” at 21, and him voicing scary stories or whatever isn’t exactly a great thing to bet your life on. Maybe try fucking rehab before then idk.
He’s so late to the kind of music he’s doing and it’s clear he thinks being omg drunk is an excuse for it sucking when everyone in the first wave was a straight up addict. If he was part of that younger age group he would know that too. The fact that is as big as he is also perhaps literally is so funny I can’t get over it. Idk why people can’t stand him and want actually bad things to happen to him, it’s literally not his fault people Stan actual idiocy and can’t let themselves laugh about it. He’s such cultural commentary
What a shit show at the end especially, Jimmy's staff ruined the game for everyone. They all kept their mics on the whole time, and in the last round valkyrae killed questlove as imposter, so questlove just immediately started loudly whining that she was the killer. In the middle of the meeting the dead players took over the conversation to chant her name and Jimmy actually snapped at him for ruining the game by naming the killer.
Incredible how video games turn grown men into 5 year olds. dude was technically on the job too, what an unprofessional look
He’s not going to fuck you, sis. Take your salt mine back to the camwhore or instathot threads and seethe over there. Wanting to out this loser for being an ugly 3edgy5u incel larping as a cute eboy for the sole purpose of getting asspats from mentally ill girls doesn’t equate with doxxing, you absolute sped.>>1203178
Not soon enough, anon >>1203136
Jesus Christ, this summary alone gives me second hand embarrassment on behalf of anyone who was involved. At the risk of asking a question that’s both stupid and rhetorical, why the fuck does this cringelord scrote have any fans at all? What is he contributing to the world? He has no discernible talent. He’s fat. He’s almost certainly fugly. What’s the appeal? I don’t fucking get it
It's wild to me Corpse is going places. He's been interacting with mainstream celebrities lately, Halsey, Machine Gun Kelly, Lil Nas X, Logic, Jimmy Fallon, the Stranger Things kids. Not to mention he's hanging out with top YouTubers and streamers. Maybe I sound bitter but I really don't get it. This random dude with no talent, no entertaining personality traits, nothing special about him is getting all this clout just because he has a deep voice. I don't understand why legitimate musicians are associating with him, he can't rap or produce and his songwriting is absolutely horrible. Every verse he's written is very try-hard. He needs to tone it down with the most cliche anime and fetish references, it's really cringy
His only remarkable skill is his grasp on how to market to angsty teens online. His choices of anonymity are pretty smart on his part because a large amount of his following would lose interest in him over the loss of mystery and the high possibility of him not being a real life anime boy.
His references really are always the most cliché stuff possible, making me think he's probably only ever seen like 1 anime in his life and just using weeb shiit for the convenient aesthetic
what the fuck lol? yes sir, right away sir
post something fun yourself, anon
Sage for blog, but I’ll speak to give a little insight as a former fan.
It’s embarrassing, but his edginess is attractive if you’re a degenerate that never grew out of your edgy phase (me). His music is appealing because his voice isn’t like anything else and his music is obviously marketed to very relevant things / current times which makes it a little more relatable. I can’t imagine listening to it as a 14-15 year old because I would’ve loved it as I embarrassingly loved Broken Cyde/ BOTDF/ Jeffree Star.
People like the feeling of rebellion and listening to shit that isn’t super PC or pop-esque. It’s embarrassing but he has a monopoly on the market for streaming and music solely because of his voice and elusive behavior. That naturally draws people in. Is it talent? No.
His screaming vocals are decent but nothing revolutionary.
It’s stupid, I’ve seen the light but hopefully that gives you and others a bit of understanding. >>1203170
Jimmy is debatably more embarrassing than me. I can’t believe he’s playing video games with a bunch of young kids.
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i think corpse's face will be something like this. (stock photo, it just best illustrates what i'm picturing for him)
It's interesting but I feel like there are a fair amount of artists who now walk that 'edgy' line and are fairly mainstream. Plus, they're more talented than Corpse will ever be
Suppose it's not enough since those artists are showing their faces/are a bit too mainstream, but man at least you'll have the chance to see them live
it’s somewhere in there. The whole q&a is as edgy as it gets.
I think corpse is a thing mostly because of the scary stories and seeming vaguely with it because he bites SoundCloud style that was a thing years ago, but kids would think is edgy. Way too many sheltered idiot girls on Twitter stanned tf out of that killer guy from You, Bundy, etc, and romanticize abusive
relationships to be edgy, he just fits into that and serves as an avatar for them. He really can be anything they want, it’s just a very misguided attraction to safe danger. Only he’s not dangerous like at all, just has meltdowns and likely imagines himself as an actual anime villain. There’s no way he’s had an altercation with a man. I think the pandemic has people attracted to insane shit tho too.>>1203735
Idk who that is but add black hair dye and nail polish and I’d fully believe it. Curdled milk mf.
Sage your shit.
He supposedly left school from bullying. Apparently the others made fun of his voice because I they thought he was on drugs. Sounds like BS to me but it’s earlier in the thread.
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Reading all the comments from his simp whores makes me want to blow my brains out.
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Learn the word femcel and sage your shit instead of bumping a thread that didn't get any new posts for the last 4 days. The thread has no milk, it's mainly spergs and tinfoils, which is fine.
So far our best bet would be to find an appartement in SA/southern California looking like this >>1200506
so yeah, good luck with that. That'd be proper poltard "capture the flag" level of tism.
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i went to his old website (corpsehusband.com) on the wayback machine, but if you try to go to it now it's now owned by a record label called buttery records. could anyone look into this further?
(also the layout is fucking atrocious)
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Someone on KF pointed this out, lmao:
“Corpse may have paid someone to write up a Wikipedia page for him, which is apparently a no-no.”
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what a loser
The comments basically saying he deserves his fans because he's depressed
Great reasoning, time for like half of the population to start faking a deep voice? It's just so stupid
If there are any fan lurkers out here or past fans, explain to me why this dude actually deserves his 'fame' and what notable things he has done outside of his shitty music
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very rational people
do you think he realizes that some people are catching on?
Catching on to the fact that:
1) GERD does not lower pitch of your voice
2) someone with GERD who takes their health seriously doesn't brag about getting trashed on a regular basis>>1212773
Even the doctors were getting sick of this mf kek
I forgot which livestream but he said that at some point, doctors thought he was faking symptoms just to get pills.
Doctors have confidentiality agreements surely?
If a doctor was to leak something and he was able to prove a part of it/all of it (idk the laws in America regarding this) he could get money and basically ruin someone's career
It's more than likely that he is just faking stuff and doctor's have caught on >>1212803
I had a semi mental breakdown myself just looking at those comments. I can't believe we have this many retards alive on this earth.>>1212803>>1212908>>1213015
What bothers me most is how much the retard plays into the whole GERD thing as if it's some type of cancer, yeah. I have it myself, it's not as bad as he makes it seem, pop in some anti-acids at the first sign of heartburn, it will help alleviate symptoms. It took it seriously and started avoid shit like alcohol, sparkling water, fizzy drinks and lots foods that I know might trigger
the acid reflux because I DON'T want it to get worse. This moron just goes out of his way to make it worse for himself by constantly getting drunk and exposing himself to the exact type of thing that will make the acid reflux worse.
And on top of that, your voice won't get damage to the degree he claims it to be. I'll have a hoarse voice mainly in the morning when I woke up IF it happened to have acid reflux while I was asleep, because you know, it comes up in your throat and it irritates your vocals chords, but then it goes away after that. The whole thing is completely manageable and any serious or permanent damage is very unlikely to happen unless you've gone with it untreated for years on end.
Nta but GERD is serious if not taken seriously. Knew someone who had their stomach acid eat a hole through their esophagus. But yeah you're completely right. It's manageable and trigger
foods can be avoided. Dude is just a dumbass who wants pity points for making things worse for himself.
He isn’t even actually a beaner. He’s white.>>1213516
His name is Eric
How do you know his name is Eric?
Man, imagine if Corpse Husband turned out to be an alter ego of Internet Comment Ettiquette Erik.
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I know this is bait, but that would be hilarious considering how cursed edgy white men named Eric are
Not really milky but,
Corpse uploaded this to tiktok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeCJVREX/
Fans think it’s him
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This is an image board. The picture originates from Instagram (don't know which account specifically) that claims to know him. Highly doubt it's him though
no way that's him lmfao
dude looks like a 15 yr old
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I've had this guy pop up on my and he does the corpse voice. I can't help but think that corpse is crying bc he wished he looked like this guy kek
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If we wanna talk about Corpse and fans then I'll bring this one up.
Someone mentioned forever ago that there were fan rumors about Corpse having an alt to interact with fans. Here he is liking low follower e-girl selfies on his alt.
If it only goes as far as a like it's still weird, but it makes you wonder what else he gets up to on his alt.
yeah, tinakitten when they break up lol
no but seriously, it can happen any moment
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wow i've seen pictures and gifs of this girl and 100% thought she was some new famous porn actress. people unironically watch shit like this play games and think they have any claim to dignity?
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we need a thread for corpse fan cringe. there’s an abundance of it.
>>1224695>>1224711>way into asian girls with cutesy high pitch little girl voice>oni-chaaaaan~
Idk but I’m kinda grossed out by the mental picture of this. Mouth-breathing otakus with Asian fetish piss me off.>>1224979
Not your fault, she is deliberately playing into the amateur porn aesthetic. Japanese porn actresses look like her.
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>>1223999>attractive and not fat girlfriend
Max’s girlfriend is a cow in and of herself, granted she isn’t as freakish as loey
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So special we must feel so bad for her that she needs a brain scan to see how depressed she is… give me a break.
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So cringe, this bitch has such cow potential. I’m cautious of bumping this thread unnecessarily, is there another thread she fits better in? Maybe e-girls or YouTube general?
if that's the right time stamp she says "rope? we need rope" and he responds "alright uh"
there's nothing there that sounds like babe. is it at a different time in the vod?
it's sort of around 1:59:05
sounds like "hey babe, can I get back?" or like "hey but can I get back?" and autists in the comments are arguing lol
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If loey quit pigging out maybe she would finally be corpse's dream e-girl and her friends wouldn't have to edit themselves into pictures because her fatass took up most of a bench. Not sure if she is genuinely proud of being morbidly obese or if she's trying to cope
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She looks like a proper Innsmouth critter, I'd be desperate for some deep voiced loser attention too
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excuse me NO she looks nothing like everyone's favourite little sea monsters
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not trying to derail but just had to point out how sad it is that her fat is consuming 40% more of her face at this point. She also just made herself more attractive back then.
Wow she went from>30 year old beauty blogger and mlm advocate
To>Twitterfag teen egirl larper
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Will corpse go into hiding now? Or better, will Paulina hide her man?
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Speaking of Paulina, I know this video is semi-old but does anyone else find the way she and Max live fucking nasty? When you look at her ig stories or tiktoks it looks like they live in a gross dingey room, further evidenced by her letting his dog put its slobbery chew toy all over their bed. I mean, I love dogs but this is rancid in my opinion
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have you seen CH's new (alt) twitter handle? definitely his apartment, same light switch/floorplan it seems. what a cringy mofo
I’ve actually followed MamaMax from his Content Vigilante(?) days, which was basically an edgier version of Content Cop. He already had quite the “saviour” complex then, but I didn’t mind coz I genuinely found his content entertaining.
I also remember he dated this girl from NZ during that period, and I remember their breakup wasn’t a very amicable one. I also remember his ex also did a fundraiser for a boob reduction lol
anyway sage for non-milk
Has anyone come across new milk? He did stream resident evil village. One of the parts is over 5 hours long. Who on earth sits trough 5 hours of this guy and tinakitten?
It's always E names like eric or Ethan or J names like Jared or Jason>>1226592
Didnt have a husband in the military at some point? I remember something about her army wife life she had early on then he just completely disappeared and she never mentioned it again
I mean that's his whole shtick at this point and he has to be kinda aware of it.
He's a one-trick pony on his own and he has to have someone to play off of, it's even better if it's a girl so he can turn on the e-charm and give his female viewers a self-insert lol
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Cry me a river
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Another loey indirect maybe? Her astrology obsession is so cringe and delusional
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Found a sound cloud profile under the name Joshua Randall Drake, images show possible match to a small chin large nose, dark hair guy. Went down a bit of a rabbit hole https://soundcloud.com/joshua-randall-drake
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The kid is a bassist, they played a gig at rocket town in Nashville TN not sure how that matches up with locations
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Found a Pinterest account under Joshua Randall, interesting pins , could be a total confidence though. Or the beginning of anonymous face art inspiration
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Can anyone confirm or not whether this is the “scary accurate” art talked about ? Because it’s similar to those photos
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>>1230309>the beginning of anonymous face art inspirationnonnie
, you genius
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Am I stupid for thinking that these two look similar ?
Anon, you obviously haven't heard of the guitarist Buckethead. He has stayed pretty much anonymous his whole career but I guess it's easier when you are extremely talented.
Corpse doesn't have anything going for him so outstanding that warrants keeping his identity hidden long term. He should just reveal his face now while there's still interest, if he does it when the intrigue dies down it's just going to look like he's trying to stay relevant
Agreed. He's currently the same thing as Alex from target. Brain dead teens hyped him up, thirsted for him and then he was forgotten.
Except corpse is the edgy and average Alex from target.
if he’s ugly he’ll lose fans
He should stay hidden imo
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Since a lot of CH fans that have been following him for awhile claim that he did a face reveal in one of his old videos or live streams, I think combing through his old videos on the wayback machine might be the best shot we have at exposing his mug. Right now I'm looking at an old archived live stream that seems to have been privated on his YT channel when I enter the URL into the address bar, and I think if he really did do a face reveal in the past he probably would have privated the video after he blew up to keep his face a secret.
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If Loeys tweets are about Corpse, they’re creepily obsessive and aggressive. Any one else agree? This woman is almost in her 30’s and constantly posting about a guy who has said he doesn’t want a relationship multiple times.
so far the only clue we've ended on is this one >>1230277
wonder if anyone can trace this pic and find out more about the guy
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yeah seems accurate
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2/2 oooo she really gottem
Man, sykkuno tries too hard to be an uwu soft boy. Can't stand when he covers his face while giggling like a retard >>1232252
Because some anons suspect that she's chasing after corpse's chode. Paulina is being discussed too, so..
It'll be amusing if he ends up being just being a chunky average looking guy who thinks he's too cool for school due to the forced vocal fry. He should just come out already before he gets exposed. It'll eventually happen
If not because of us, someone else will spill the beans.
he used to do creepypasta and 'true horror story' readings all the time for other channels, it's how he even got a following to begin with, so you're point is… they're the same person?
the first one isnt him, very obviously someone else (the channel creator) who knows how to speak normally and has a very different way of reading. it's much softer and he has different inflections for his words and you can hear the difference in >>1232990
a collab he actually did for the channel
the graveyardgirl one was before CH forced the vocal fry all the time so the frog voice isnt very prevalent, yet, but still pops up from time to time
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found this on twitter, could it be him?
I heard it in a rando yt video but googled it, it’s on this page/shrine: https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Corpse_Husband
> One day, somebody knocked at the door of Corpse Husband's house. His mother opened the door where she met a stranger who claimed that he was affiliated with a gas company and needed to get inside. His mother let him inside and he left shortly after. When Corpse Husband came home, his mother told him what had happened. He then called the gas company, who stated they weren't aware of the situation.>The next day, Corpse Husband and his family were out. When they returned home, they noticed somebody by a car parked in their driveway. The man acted like he was checking out their car then left shortly after. The next day, when Corpse Husband was in his room, he heard loud talking outside his house. He and his family brushed it off when suddenly they heard a crash. They went to the backyard and saw a tattered up couch. His family started freaking out when somebody started kicking the front door. At the same time, cars were driving away and people were screaming outside of his house. When he and his family opened the door to confront whoever was doing this, they were gone. Since then, there have been multiple other occasions in which people have stalked his house, and every time one of his family members come out of their house, they speed off. Since June 2016, Corpse Husband hasn't mentioned more incidents like this.
Idk if true but people are fucking crazy so I believe it. It would make sense for him to not talk about further incidents though because jealous and edgy incel worms would try to outdo each other. Which is sad because it’s just a vocal fry lmfao.
Has anyone here dealt with a stalker? What if he did have a stalker? I know there’s no way to verify that but it would feel low, even for lolcow, to expose him (unintentionally) to other crazy stalkers. It just seems like one of those things where lolcow detectives might provide best milk but then he gets outed to people who might legit want to harm him? Maybe he’s so paranoid about it because he has a criminal history or something, or fucked someone over in his personal life, or someone is actually obsessed with him / threatened to hurt him.
Even with self absorbed people, it any of that was a possibility, I don’t think that CH would expose people to that information just to get attention/monetize it. So, probably no proof beyond a story, and if showing his face did actually present a threat to his personal life, he probably wouldn’t post about it…
I don’t even know where I’m going with this, you know what I mean anons?
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Found this on twitter as well, could this be him?
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Newfag here so apologies for my retardation, but I really believe this is him imo; similar stocky build, same hands with bulging veins and stubby ogre fingers/nails, brown eyes, Hispanic looking, curly hair, he tweeted that he looked like a pelican which this dude comically does, and, I'm stretching here, but the muscle definition on the arm and the amount of arm hair is similar as well. On the question of the clear skin tone difference, take a gander at my nifty collage I made; dude doesn't leave the house and has fattened up so it makes sense he can be as pink as a rose, but it could also be lighting. Wonder if the resolution on that certificate can be increased to read it, might have his last name.
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-Hand comparison. The same?
While the body matches up, this guy has a very pointed chin, albeit rather small. Doesn't fit the descriptions of his chin/jaw issues at all. Unfortunately, "this man has similar man arms" isn't really proof enough. Are there more photos/evidence or is this it? lmao
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Anon. You cracked the case.
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He said he has small airways, do we know if this causes a recessed jawline or just a small chin? (Internet comes up with nothing except sleep apnea). I do see a bit of Joji in this guy (with the narrow eyes), and a little Andy Biersack (I'm sorry Andy, I'm just reaching!) with the small chin, sharp jawline, long nose, and eyebrows. No lil xan though, but maybe if we saw the guy's face in front-view.
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fucking kek, pretty sure if he looked like an absolute copycat of Ramirez he would have boasted about it, especially considering he's an edgelord.>imagine being so ugly that your only brag is looking like Lil Xan
andy biersack and guitar guy from twitter look nothing like lil xan.
These guys are very diffrent types. I mean lil xan has very soft features like a chubby toddler who got a bunch of temporary tattoos
imagine that weird long nose, small chin thing andy biersack has going on with those droopy eyes and missing cheekbones like lil xan
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Both Lil Xan and Andy have a weak chin, might not be as shocking with Andy since he has an actual jaw.
Lil Xan has the typical mouth breather profile caused by type 2 malocclusions. I know this has been already said but>Corpse complains about breathing issues>Malocclussions give you breathing issues and lead you to breath through your mouth>Corpse says he looks like chinless guys (and tries to cope by also comparing himself to Joji)>Malocclusions and breathing through your mouth gives you that classic chinless profile>Conclusion: Corpse is Leafy
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I see it too, his nose bridge looks kinda flat like a brontosaurus and sorta hooked, can see it being slightly flared. I've seen like 1000 Mexican guys who look like that, nothing to physically retch at but sure as hell ain't no Richard Ramirez
wanted to respond to master tinfoil >>1233561
also, who'd be retarded enough to think that GERD gives you a mouth breather profile? I know his fanbase is braindead but come on. Breathing through your mouth (because of a jaw issue or not) can however give you GERD>>1233576
I just think he meant he was light skinned
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Fucking dead, I was browsing reddit to find realistic fanarts other than >>1230328
and found picrel. Which one of you did that
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Well anon, idk>The layout of blood vessels, arteries and veins, are almost consistent in all people. There might be slight variation based on genetic heredity or environmental factors such as nutritional deficiencies or diseases. But for the most case the structures are the same from person to person.
Also no idea if Corpse plays the guitar like Ramirez bro, but he has guitarist hands.
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I'm not sure, I didn't really see it so I tried color-coding the parts that I think look a little similar. Lighting and slight variant in position should be taken in account.
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I color-coded the other random hand as well.
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Archived it in case the account gets deleted. No other posts at all, no followers, I call this is fake
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I know it's him, he's even in California.
It's probably fake.
If it was some angry ex or friend from his past, there would be more context for sure, but it would explain why the pics look old
if it was him he looks to be in his mid/late 20s in these photos, and we still have no idea if he's lying about his age or not or when these where taken
this could be anyone, hell these could be from crappy quality facebook videos of some rando hanging with his friends and someones just trying to bait fans or us
ill believe hes richard romirez before i believe this is him
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Thats Joe Hawley
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samefag from >>1234070
i'll also add lazy is british (?) and sounds NOTHING like CH
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Has anyone been keeping up with Paulina’s tiktoks? They’re super unhinged, she’s sitting on the kitchen floor whining about being asexual and everyone hating her, and in another says her boyfriend is concerned about her substance abuse. Almost makes me feel bad for Max for having to put up with her kek. And what is it with every bitch on tiktok with no personality claiming to have BPD now?
lol that's fine, i didn't think to screenshot dude's stories five years ago to post them on lolcow in 2021. silly me i guess.>>1232754>>1232846
back when he was posting from what i recall he was decent at it, but not the best. there might be something there if there were parkour events in the murietta area during the 2016-2017 timeframe.
he also seemed to be a lot thinner back then based seeing pictures of his body now. so i'd hazard a guess that the girl left him, he got fat, stopped doing the parkour and started claiming muh fibro when really he just needed to go outside.
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whos gonna tell them
the bar for scrotes really is this low huh
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The man USED to do parkour. All I'm hearing now is he's an emo piggie in eyeliner with a smoker's voice. Whew, watch out ladies!
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Comments are as funny>friends said he looks like an anime character
Kekd so fucking hard, my god
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(saged for nothing useful)
thought id run a whois on corpse's online store domain, can anyone make any sense of this lol like can we get any info out of this?
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nope nothing useful here. his domain registration is private, so all personal information is redacted from whois databases and replaced with default info
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This is a great suggestion anon!! Forensic scientist Sue Black has a ted talk on exactly this!>>1233692
No they aren't. This is a perfectly fine way of confirming identity, it is even being used in forensic science. Please look up vein pattern recognition.
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thoughts? he is that really him? he looks thin but that was 2 years ago after all, anyone wanna investigate this twitter account?
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That's great news, anon! I made up another collage to compare Joe Hawley's (the guy who the other pictures from the account are of) hands/arms/veins with mystery 'Richard Ramirez look-alike'; pretty distinct difference with Joe's lean arm muscle mass, taller build, skin tone (that's neither Corpse's tan nor peachy pink), vein placement, and even his arm hair seems finer (which may also be in par with Corpse being of Hispanic descent, that he would have thicker darker body hair). So maybe there's still a slight chance it's Corpse, considering no origin of the photo. Sage for obsessive tinfoil, don't worry.
You guys are using vein analysis to identify a fat mall goth alcoholic u “totally don’t care about or understand the crazed fans stalking him”
I hate to break it to u but you’re fucking fans
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>>1236571>So maybe there's still a slight chance it's Corpse, considering no origin of the photo.
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I’m willing to bet corpse was an onionson fan at some point
I predict he'll face reveal to save his dying brand
Unless he's had some real big lies that will be revealed with his identity, in which case he'll be in an interesting dilemma figuring out what to do.
I think downpitching his voice isn't a big enough secret for him to let his fame die.
What he’s saying now is that he’s also avoiding physical therapy because of his fear of being recognized.
If I were him, I would have moved away from Southern California already, without mentioning it publicly. That way I could go to the doctor in Montana or whatever, and no one would out me because they don’t expect me to be there.
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fucking cringe, someone help this attention seeking cow kek
At this point it’s giving very much “I am clearly in love with this scrote please everyone ship us”
Like I lam openly loving with my friends but the way she goes on and on and ON about him?? Calling him Bunny and shit, it’s just cringe how she says she doesn’t want him then posts things like this.
Anon it is possible to have different loves of your life without it being romantic. It would just be a different variation of love. But I agree the relationship is crazy confusing. I’d say he’s more consistent with what he says, while she is all over the place. >>1238478
She comes off clingy AF. If he had/has any interest in her at all he’d probably back out quickly. Especially if she’s being forceful with him, which is always a red flag. Ever since she moved to LA she’s been going on and on, it’s ridiculous and desperate. Might as well get a tattoo on her forehead.
Avoiding medical care because of fear of getting recognised… in southern California? There's nearly 24 million people in southern California. It's the same population as Taiwan, a whole fucking country. He's just not that famous.
He's either lying or a moron or maybe both.
but he wants to be a musician or singer of some kind, right? pathetic lmao
he clearly wants to be a musician if he compares his face to joji (forever only filthy frank to me…) and lil xan
kek no turning back now. >>1239452>>1239462
Don't forget the picture of himself with wine spilled. I can't remember which livestream but someone said he should visit Ireland and his idea of a good time in Ireland is getting drunk in the woods
As if he would have any shred of relevancy if it wasn’t for the hoards of teenage wattpad dwellers autistically stanning his fatass. Scrotes gotta scrote, got offended because of the implication of having only female viewers.
Also why does his voice…… is getting worse. Somehow.
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Alright so i found this, and idk how useful it could be but it's the first time i see it. Thought it would be good to just keep all the real life pics of him in one place here
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Corpulent is really forcing that voice so hard it sounds like he's talking while burping.
Fat midget tier hands.
I really do hope his real name is Gregory Evans, he would be our official Pregory II
I'm not a fan of the guy but people clown him for the weirdest shit. They're literally normal sized hands. Anyways…
has everyone given up on the corpse husband tumblr pics being him?
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Really tired of seeing this argument pop-up everywhere considering it's being used as a shield divert any kind of criticism. Ironically, it also applies to teenage boys >fortnite>pewdiepie>reddit
It's not only teen girls' interests, every fanbase made of teens are deemed as cringy. Also as someone working in marketing the "teen girls are trend setter" thing is absolutely wrong, it's children and moms, kek. Pandering to teens esp teen girls is a terrible idea considering their interests and tastes fluctuate constantly + fashion trends are set by young adults, not teens
I agree but the annoying thing is that men just a few years ago were drooling over egirls like belle delphine,neekolul,pokimane and whatever..
And now they are making fun of women who are also drooling over an eboy and calling them cringe and stupid I'm not defending corpse stans I think they are absolutely mental however these egirl worshiping men have no right to talk considering they are no different or better.
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God what a weirdo
i know it pisses off some people that paulina/max are discussed in this kinda unrelated thread, should talking about them be moved to youtuber general?
as much as i like MamaMax's videos something about him read as having a savior complex or just a cow-ish personality in general. i dont care if his gf thinks like your pic related, its embarrassing to POST that… wonder why he is with her. i just know they must be so cringey to hang around and likely are immature as fuck freaks. max, wtf? reel in your bitch lol
This is attention seeking retardation. She’s trying so hard to have psychosis or something kek.
As funny as it is, can it be posted in another thread? Like YouTube general or something?
seconding this. also, didn't max say his gf has been the "child voice" in some of his predator vids? i recall it being in the description, that's how i found her instagram, but that was maybe a year ago and she seemed normal back then.
tinfoil: was she a CSA victim
or something? that might explain why max makes those artsy, over the top parts in his predator videos of him "killing" "predators". like max she is just crazy break up with her lol its great you feel sorry about what happened to her but just give it up, people who post shit like >>1241283
publicly LOVE being seen as crazy, you wont fix her bro
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I made this, I can't get over his name being randall (supposedly) kek
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here it is in better quality with chains and nail polish, excuse my shitty paint 3d skills
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does Loey have a thread? Just saw this massive cope on her insta
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Same energy as picrel
fucking kek'd anon >>1243488
never doing a face reveal. or at least not doing it until he has to get surgery when his young fans inevitably get bored of his stubs I mean hands
Its a Balisong/Butterfly knife, basically a yoyo that can cut you if you really fuck up but he is just twisting it around like a spastic.
Pretty cringe but harmless hobby, obviously corpse is an exception and just wants to be dark and edgy with a knife.
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Uhh did he..draw a line on his hand to make it look like a vein? KEK
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confirmed he's got some kinda distinct hand freckles
You all realize that you're comparing opposite hands right? Imo you have a better shot of identifying him by his moles
This is his right hand >>1243572
These pictures show his left hand >>1233473
Seems like his left hand doesn't have any moles and his right hand is the more distinctive one
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Are you talking about her? If so I got that vibe also. Even though I would be kind of shocked if he publicly interacted with someone he was messing around with because his fans might lose it.
Sorry for the excessive ellipses, this faggot talks too quietly. Here's a half-recap of his timeline:
>His eyesight, at 19, was apparently going out. When he got prescriptions, he was told he had 20 20, but he apparently gets 'snowballing' and can't see what he's reading.
>Has been in and out of doctors 40 to 50 times in the past six months
>Got worse Oct/September of 2018, CH started getting brain zaps and his vision would go.
>Went to the hospital, was told he had to get checked for a brain tumor, but he didn't have insurance
>He didn't know how to get insurance back.
>"Just turned 21, so he didn't know how" bonus sympathy fagging
>Eventually got MRI and tests, but was cleared off brain tumors and left wondering
>Eventually diagnosed with fibromyalgia, but doctors were saying he didn't. ("You are a young and shaped male, you are the lowest demographic.")
>Tries saying he was right because women have it
>Fast forward to February, talking about depression and how if he didn't post/upload then he wasn't justified posting on Twitter.
>"I was just this fucking anxious mess that lived alone. I stayed in my apartment for months and started GrubHubbing food to my house everyday. I'm losing thousands of dollars per month, and like, I lost track of time completely. I was just in bed for days and days and days."
>February, he woke up one day and couldn't feel, lost feeling in arm. ("Like, I don't want to say lost feeling completely because I could still move it and everything like that. But it started in my right wrist really bad. And I was like, oh fuck.")
>Goes to the doctors, is told "We don't know what's wrong with you, as usual… We don't know why this is happening." but he couldn't click or type. Docs test for rheumatoid arthritis because it traveled from his hand to his elbow, and it was getting so bad he couldn't use it. Gets CAT scans and x rays,
>"It felt like no matter what I did, no matter how many doctors I went to, I was going to appointments every single day. No matter how many I went to, they couldn't figure out what was wrong with me."
>It traveled up to his shoulder, but he was so "fuck it, but motivated because I'm gonna beat this and do good" and "I'm gonna do this shit with one hand"
>TL; does everything with one hand
>At that point, his eyesight was fucked so he couldn't read the stories, couldn't click so he couldn't edit that well, he was in bed every day and he didn't have anyone there, and he was losing thousands of dollars per month, people were worried about him, but he's was too scared to post
>Posted in March on snap saying he can move his arm, says he's gonna post a video that month, he's gonna get through everything and do it
>Middle of March, woke up after recording something the night before, and lost feeling in his entire left arm.
>"Not just in the wrist up like it progressed before, but now I couldn't move both my arms"
>"You can imagine how frustrating this was because they had no idea why it was happening. I had no explanation besides, "You're young, why is this happening? We don't really know. Maybe it's tendinitis." Tendinitis only happens if you aggravate it. So why did I wake up and not have feeling? I didn't make any sense"
>Still doesn't know why it happened, thinks it's a neck injury
>Goes to multiple hospitals and gets an offered an arm brace because they don't know, "It progressed in one week from my right wrist to my entire arms. And you're telling me you'll have a brace for me in three weeks for one of my arms."
>Whines about how he's trying to move out of his apartment, but he can't because he can't lift things up.
>Ends up buying braces off of Amazon
I only went til 9:28. Sorry, but this faggot is absolutely insufferable.
Sorry to medfag but he sounds like a typical psychosomatic pacient.
It's not that psychosomatic patients are making it up, their brain legit 'forgets' how to see, some people can lose almost all their hair, some people faint or lose feeling in limbs. But it's caused by mental health problems and usually fixable by therapists/psychiatrists.
He says he had anxiety, is depressed mess and so on. If all his tests were okay and he visits so many doctors in a few months I'm surprised his doctors didn't suggest this.
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I'm thankful for the summary anon but oh my God. insufferable. a hypochondriac munchie with a possible pinched nerve.
that's what i'm thinking as well. i think doctors would have suggested it but he probably doesn't want to believe that something so serious could be caused by his mental state and not some rare life threatening disease. even his retelling of how bad he has it fits. he says in feb he was depressed and stopped leaving his house -> gets anxious about being a lazy shit and spending money -> wakes up one day not being able to move his arm
he knows he can milk this for sympathy more if he makes it seem like he is seriously ill and the evil doctors won't help him rather than admitting that he doesn't want to get treated by going to therapy
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In the comments people mentioned that he was talking about Lil Nas X. However, that guy graduated from Lithia Springs High School in 2017, which is in Georgia. The other person on the stream he could be referring to is H20Delirious, but even that guy is from North Carolina. His narrative doesn't really add up
so CH is just an edgy "anonymous" munchie lmao. and he lives in the USA, yet isnt on his parents insurance?
he is a stupid fuck. i dont feel bad for him. it sounds like he lies about symptoms and suuuure drs are like "omg we have no idea whats going on" bitch they know you're fake as fuck and think you just want drugs.>MUH GERD!!!>MUH FIBROMYALGIAAAAAA>>1253988
kids are so fucking dumb. the only reason annoying tards on the internet like CH have fans. i wish kids were legally banned from going on the internet, it would help so much
Or he's the white trash for not buying insurance. He can afford it.
Or he's lying about the whole thing for sadboi points and attention.
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kek, yes>>1254579>>1254581>pays his mother's rent
this sounds like fanfiction too, what's next, he goes out at night in character and fights crime?
Im laughing so hard this guy is such a pathological liar wtf. finding his actual identity and face is going to rely solely on his digital footprint. has anyone tried putting his emails and account names into those database checkers where they cross reference leaks from data breaches? i wonder if his fans are already doing this considering what dreams “fans” did recently.>>1254743
ntayrt but you’re not making the point that you think you’re making kek, you’re agreeing with the anon except the anon was giving relevant advice. ofc he’s such a fucking liar that he might have been told he’s a munchie already yet is lying about it. anons need to remember that our own perspective is limited as this mfer is a moid so he’s going to be taken seriously quicker by doctors than a woman would. they’ve probably moved hell and earth for him compared to what they would have done for a woman with the same symptoms.
Anon, I think you’re forgetting that he’s been talking about his doctors not helping him or even knowing about the possible condition(s) he might have for years now. It seems like every time he opens his mouth he’s complaining about everyone around him not helping or even caring to. It’s annoying, I can’t believe his stans haven’t caught on to it.
I also do agree with the other anons here that it seems his problems are more rooted in his mental health.
Setting up his insurance shouldn’t be a problem either; he’s a white straight man. I have no idea why he even thought to bring that up, it’s not like he doesn’t have money. And yes, bitching about insurance that he could pay for but chooses not to for some reason while also casually mentioning he wastes thousands on take-out while the much poorer American is doing everything they can just to get by during the pandemic is incredibly tone-deaf to me.
To be fair, he complained about the insurance problem years ago, before he was so popular, and before the pandemic.
Why the doctors can't help him now that he has money is another issue.
I was thinking about this too. even if he was invited and turned it down because he knew there would be group photos taken, or even if the organizer reached out and said "I haven't invited you because I understand your discomfort having your photo taken and we're going to be doing a ton of that," that still hurts. To know all your ~super famous streamer friends~ are hanging out, partying, being hot (or at least trying) and getting attention for it and you're conspicuously missing from the group.
It's the first visual confirmation that he's being left behind. No more quarantine to justify hiding inside. He's gonna have to get comfortable leaving his house if he wants to stay relevant.
We need clip for these types of claims.
But it would be funny asf if he did say that. Nigga so soy that he needs T or is it just another munchie thing?
>>1254100>He's probably over the age of 26.
currently yes but i was under the impression from >>1253633
that this happened under the age of 26.
>His eyesight, at 19, was apparently going out.>Went to the hospital, was told he had to get checked for a brain tumor, but he didn't have insurance>He didn't know how to get insurance back.>"Just turned 21, so he didn't know how"
like ??? did his parents disown him lol? im 22 and have no probs with my parents insurance i just bring my card with me… maybe his parents are poor? would explain the attention seeking behavior from him… for money or fame/attention he never got? to feel like a higher class person?
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Does anyone have a decent list of all the "facts" he's provided about his life? Ik the credibility would be questionable but I have no other ideas of how to figure out his actual identity. I'm a neet who enjoyed watching dream go down and thought I'd try to take a crack at unmasking CH.
- KF has already looked into his emails. I found nothing for a young "Gregory D Evans" (name linked to email@example.com) in SoCal.
- I tried combing through his following lists on Twitter and Instagram to see if there were any normie accounts that looked like they could belong to someone he knows irl. No one fit the bill except a woman who turned out to be Bones' mother (the rapper) and then there are some rando fans he follows. He follows a number of accounts that were fans of him back in like 2016-2017.
- I tried looking up his PO box to see if there was any leaked public information as to who technically owns it. I pursued a lead with a woman's name until I figured out that she owned the PO box in 2009 for like a year. There's no record of anyone after that but there is a law in California that if someone is conducting business with a PO box then you may request information. That could potentially work?
- I tried looking through apartments in Murrieta (PO box location) and San Diego to see if I could find an apartment with a similar layout or appearance to his recent photos. I feel like that will take forever and is too much for one person, so I can compile a couple screenshots of his most recent apartment which other bored neets like me can refer to if you wanna unmask this pornsick incel.
Also I think this is potentially his side account. He follows a lot of smaller accounts that were fans back in '16-'17 but this is obscure with no mention of CH and has a few similarities like the horse meme, the typing style, similar interests, similar follow list, etc.https://twitter.com/CrySpooky
the twitter acc responded to corpse once.
What's interesting is that they follow Tyler the Creator. The Tumblr some anons found on waybackmachine had some tyler the creator references.
Again: all of this is probably tinfoil, cause every edgy poser eboy has the same "personality"
someone needs to pay the stans in the comments claiming to have a clip of CH from his early streams on their hard drive, to leak it.
How is it possible all of his early fans refuse to grow the fuck up
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Anybody hear about the fact that Keemstar has “credible” sources of Corpse’s and Dream’s identity?
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Nvm my bad, thanks anons. This means that he likely has no irl people tied to the CH account then. Well at least we know that he follows Pornhub kek.
Something I found interesting was limited evidence of one of his megafans who went to San Diego in 2017. He followed her briefly before then and liked a bunch of her tweets, she probably thought she had a chance or smth. I don't know if she actually met up with him, probably not because she's still a fan to this day.
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Keemstar also has a Corpse hoodie that was sent by Corpse himself, so I don't think he'll leak his info maybe they're on good terms
There are tweets he made talking about going to see Bones. They’re in the thread somewhere. I think it was Karl (?) that said he’s too scared to mosh and CH said, “well when we go we’re going to change that.”
I don’t know if his phobia has gotten worse since then or if he’s exaggerating all of his health/mental issues.
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What do you people think about tinas post on her alt?
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>>1199903>Possible Identities >Ice Poseidon, Lil Xan, Leafy
You can't be serious(newfag)
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one more picture from twitter, people say he posted it years ago, just adding to the pile
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I noticed that he's always trying to be closer with Grimes and Elon. Liking and commenting a lot of their posts. They had some interactions too. It may even happen that Grimes and him collaborate. This is weird, why that amount of interest in them.
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The KF thread recommended KageKamaara, another emo-whore genre guy, as a candidate for Corpsery. Kamaara is shown to be logged into Corpse's twitter, has similar music, sounds near-identical when pitched a little down, and Corpse's music is credited to him. Either he's a ghostwriter, team manager, or he's Corpse. (Picrel posted by Kamaara.)
Can the vein analyst anon do a comparison with this guy?
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I totally understand that sleuthing online can take a bit of time or be annoying.
But this wouldve taken you literally 4 seconds to look up.
This person has hairy hands, and their hands look NOTHING like Corpse Husbongodrums
"all the" it's a single pic you fucking retard. There's plenty more evidence in the KF thread that I didn't post. >>1279438
Not everyone has insta, and half of the thread sleuthing is from me anyway. It's almost like I asked other anons to do it… for a fucking reason. People can shave, so the only verifiable comparison is veins. That's why I asked.
Nah. This dude is certainly not cringe husband, his voice has a completely different tone. Most likely he is just cp's cringe ass business partner or whatever (they work in the same genre as mentioned after all)
Sorry for posting this earrape btw.
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Dude also whiteknighted corpse and is in collaboration with him (this explains why ch's songs are credited to him - mentioned here >>1208947
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Kek corpse has posted videos about his new ugly song on tiktok (which apparently consists of him whispering I meant singing """"high"""" in it). https://www.tiktok.com/@corpse_husband/video/6954901921979272454https://www.tiktok.com/@corpse_husband/video/6972737761740705030
It has /picrelated/ guy in it (he has chonky legs too). Is this our guy? What do you think farmers?
ok this is majorly autistic. BUT I've been able to trace the tumblr back to it's current URLhttps://inner-peace-especially.tumblr.com/
for further prove, just compare the posts on wayback archive with these https://inner-peace-especially.tumblr.com/archive/2013/1
or just search the tags.
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From the tumblr tagged "me" in 2019. Where's that hand vein anon at?
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samefag, I totally forgot until now, but I found another pic of him on twitter the other day. He purged all his old tweets, but he can't purge other ppls. Someone had screenshotted his snapchat and posted it.https://twitter.com/sparkcarla10/status/663476648243822592
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Similar clothing style. Taken from the tumblr under the #me tag
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One with a neck tattoo, same tumblr and tag
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Corpse have brown eyes, I had a doubt so I had to check
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I had hoped it was him, but I doubt it. This guy has skinny arms with tacky tattoos. Unless these tattoos are fake, or Corpse shooped them out of his pics and gained a shit ton of weight.
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Found and old livestream from March 2016 with Corpse in it, I tried to pick out the highlights (there are not many). The only milky thing he says is that he is 18 and still in school, so confirmation he lied about dropping out. (~2:31:44)
Sorry in advance for fucked up timestamps or if I missed something, its an almost 4 hour live stream.
-youtubers urmaker, eden, lazy masquerade & corpse were all friendly and used to live stream together.
-(urmaker uses a blaccent throughout the vid, be warned its cringe and hard to sit through honestly)
~2:04:00 mentions something about corpse almost puking after eating six bowl of macaroni, mentions corpse was juicing. (possible ED?)
~2:14:20 corpse didn't puke after eating 5-6 bowls of macaroni, says he is "used to it by now"
~2:16:30 No one believes that he is 18 online or in person, looks and sounds older, supposedly gets offered alcohol at restaurants.
~2:18:00 despite being notified about he stream beforehand, he says he was "thrown into it" and told everyone in his house to "shut the fuck up".
~2:21:20 "mad mike" lives 40 mins away from him (idk who that is), mike is national guard? corpse grew up where he[mike] lives, then he moved. (which checks out with growing up in San Diego, I believe there is a base there)
~2:23:00 "hates being in the spotlight of anything, that's why I don't have my own stream"
~2:31:44 talks about being IN SCHOOL.
~2:45:00 talks about snapchat, worried he might accidently send something.
~2:47:00 almost showed his face on instagram, has a personal facebook and a business/yt facebook.
~2:50:30 doesn't use his legal name, even with his friends he uses different names/nicknames. Eden who is "close" with him doesn't know his real name
~3:20:00 is irritated when people say he changes his voice
~3:22:30 says he eats a lot (we know)
~3:23:30 urmaker talks about he and corpse both have GERD. (kinda interesting, if corpse does have Munchausen I wonder if this is were corpse got the GERD thing from)
~3:38:20 talks about how he eats so much (we know)
~3:40:20 music tastes likes MGK (who he ended up collabing with), Hopsin, Tech N9ne, Logic, Twenty On Pilots. Hair is dark brown/light brown and curly.
~3:44:00 says eyes are light brown, then when urmaker says his are green, brown and gold, corpse says "yeah mine too" lol
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Using Google is much more difficult than making a long winded post about them damn Amurricans and zoomers, right nonny
? Kek. Literal autism
nta but >longwinded>anon's post is 35 words long
Sorry you only have two brain cells, Nonny
Then it just means that tumblr likely isn’t his. That’s already been said. Let’s move on.
Also learn to sage
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already checked all their stories, no other photos
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He just uploaded a video of Tina doing knife tricks and them giggling. I called this in another thread after she broke up with Jummy and Corpse started hardcore flirting with her. Jummy said every girl he ever dated cheated on him, so… the timing is lining up.https://twitter.com/CORPSE/status/1424483414715944960
It’s so funny to me when people “ship”
him with one of these girls. If you mention their names to him he says the same thing about every one of them. “I love her sooo much”. It’s kind of weird. He’s the only dude I’ve ever witnessed talk about his female friends the way he does and nobody takes it weird. At least not in public.
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iirc anon there's more to it than just the spankie personal issues, mykie had posted so many at the very minimum insensitive things on the internet and never stopped after told by her fans that she shouldn't, and still defended her "reverse racism" takes until she left the internet.