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No. 967576

Post mundane events in your life. No infighting pls.

Previous thread >>>/ot/920568

No. 967581

This is a cute picture, I like it. Today I’m having a leftover shawarma, I didn’t know that they put the cream inside them, so my brother wanted to have it last night for dinner and he almost threw up because he can’t handle yogurt and I love yogurt.
Which means I’m having shawarma for dinner twice, yippee!

No. 967613

I should make hot cheeto mozzarella sticks.

No. 967614

>>967576
This cute picture is approved.

No. 967629

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>>967581
>>967614
i'm glad you like the pic nonas. picrel was also a contender

No. 967651

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These are so fucking spicy, idk how people can eat them. I can't even get past 3 bites. I'm going to get another pack though.

No. 967652

>>967651
these are delicious as fuck because they’re super spicy

No. 967709

>>967651
you can try adding some milk or cheese to the broth, if you want to tone down the spicy factor + add some creaminess

No. 967716

>>967651
They're so delicious! Definitely not spicy enough imo

No. 967719

>>967709
NTA but really you can do that? I bought a bunch on sale and tempted to do this now…

No. 967721

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>>967651
They are so mild though, anon. Definitely delicious, though.
For the real spicy demon, try these (start with the regular one, the 3x will kill you)
I am craving it now, ugh

No. 967726

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>>967652
They are good, I can appreciate that it has flavor aside from being spicy. I wish I could have ate more, I like the vegetable ramen Nongshim sells, but that's also pretty spicy.
>>967721
Oh hell no nonna. I think my tongue would falloff if I tried these.
>>967709
Yes! This is why I want to get another pack. I saw people making a broth with milk and american (?) cheese, picrel

Anyway, I'm eating Indomie mi goreng now.

No. 967727

I've always disliked cheese in my ramyun. Why ruin a good thing with cheese? Pity.

No. 967731

My friend just came out to me and not to sound corny but I feel so honored by that level of trust. I'm so proud of her, she's been through a lot.

No. 967750

>>967721
I tried these and so disappointed. To me it doesn't even taste like actual food, just spiciness and this weird chemically flavor. Imma stick with my indomie

No. 967755

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>>967726
That looks really fucking good

No. 967842

>>967755
penis cat

No. 967847

>>967842
you should kill yourself you bacon breath hog bodied grease splooger

No. 967851

File: 1636871487478.jpg (52.38 KB, 474x544, OIP (1)-1.jpg)

Lol you beat me to it, I was gonna make another thread with this pic. Anyway the croc is cute too

No. 967866

I drank so much tea and now I can feel it sloshing around in my stomach. Slish slosh

No. 967882

Hell yeah I made it three weeks without being too "sick" (too retarded) to go to work/school. Absolute bare minimum achieved.

No. 967885

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Just realised every man I’ve had sex with has seen my butthole.

No. 967896

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>>967885
move over nona, i had the same realization a few days ago

No. 967899

I was drunk yesterday and had another go on fb dating and saw all the same guys from last time and god, socialising is so boring these days. I can't even say anything because I'm also on the apps again and it's just a dumb cycle. Truly envious of people that find people they like. Everyone I like has already got someone. I don't even think I'm a bad catch I just had circumstances that prevented me from dating and now it's like ugh. I hate it too because it depresses me the choice and then the few men I can even just talk to I don't really fancy them or think they're hot and why do women always have to settle. Hot guys are rare that if they are good looking they're probably inaudated by women on these apps and no offence to woman that post thirst traps but I'm not one of them so I lose out because when men realise they're hot they do not settle whereas I, a modest attractive smart woman will have to settle because a male equivalent to me will have so many more substantial offers of women. I need laid.

No. 967960

I've got a large bill for water and I'm so angry. It's not like I can make the rest of my family take shorter showers.

No. 967961

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This is old but I just discovered in this Shane Dawson video with 13 million views there are screencaps of lolcow. I wonder if he ever reads here.

No. 967986

Linkedin is scary. I had a dream about some guy from HS which was years ago and I immediately found out where he works now even though his profile is private.

No. 968003

>>967986
I work as a recruiter and I don't need to use Linkedin to look for candidates so far, but I'm sure I'll need it later unless I change my career completely so I don't dare deleting my account yet. I used it for my own job hunting for years and NEVER found a job thanks to it. Instead it's just posts from managers metaphorically stroking their dicks because they hired that a candidate who was 5 minutes late at their job interview because of some public transport accident, because these managers are sooo tolerant and open-minded.

No. 968068

File: 1636906360360.png (519.7 KB, 486x359, snow-man.PNG)

Today is the first snow of the season! I bundled up and took a short walk but it's nice to sit inside and watch the flakes fall from the window.

No. 968078

>>968068
That sounds really comfy, wish it was snowing here. Do you have any plans for the day anon?

No. 968080

>>968068
That sounds so nice anon. I hope you're drinking some tea or hot chocolate.

I went out the past three days and I'm so excited to do absolutely nothing today. My introverted self needs to recharge.

No. 968163

i just cleaned up my eyebrows a bit, i love the way they look and i feel very cute. i’m surprised that it made a noticeable difference. first time i’ve done this in like a year tbh.

all i did was take an eyebrow razor and shave the extra hairs under my brows. used some little scissors to trim the tails of my brows. i don’t like to pluck my eyebrows anymore, it scares me. in highschool i would just pluck away and rip out several hairs at a time.

No. 968195

There's one of those spiritual/angel fairs happening in a town near mine soon. I'm not really into that stuff but there's fuck all to do around here in the winter and during corona. So I looked up some info. I went to one yeeears ago and it was fun and worth the money just to get an 'angel reading' even if I'm not exactly a believer. It was a fun day out. That's all I really wanted.

Turns out the prices have shot up over the years. Not just in line with inflation either.. it's almost like they're scammers lol. I just wanted to do something silly for the fun of it. But fuck that.

No. 968225

One side of my dress got bleached by the sun, so I bleached the other side in order to still being able to use it. Worked like a charm

No. 968235

On a whim I put some ginger powder in my regular vegetable soup and it tasted so much better

No. 968267

>>968078
I just stayed inside, cleaned a bit and made good progress on my book!
>>968080
Yes I had some tea. I hope you had a good, quiet Sunday today anon

No. 968293

File: 1636927163014.jpeg (37.51 KB, 392x612, 544.jpeg)

I like the thread photo. It reminds me of spyro with sunglasses.
I cut my hair short again and I put the pieces of hair that fell over my cheeks behind my ears. I wanted to do that before, but my roommate would tell me "no when you have hair over your cheeks it looks so pretty you look like an anime character!!" so I listened to her but now she moved out so no stupid weeb hair at least for today.

No. 968370

Saw a couple at Walmart that had on suits, cowboy hats and cowboy boots. I should've asked where they were coming from.
I ordered a burrito from Taco Bell and they gave me steak instead of black beans. Kind of gross. The replacement burrito was better than the first one.

No. 968436

>>967896
This is art

>>967885
Men are so unobservant you can never know. One time I joked about my dark butthole and my boyfriend's face went blank and he asked me to explain. Somehow in all the years of us fucking he had never got a clear look at it, like it's a sasquatch

No. 968485

Anons, I am so retarded. I bought hot chocolate sticks from Trader Joes, and realized when I got home that they are just sticks of dark chocolate. I don't know what I even expected hot chocolate sticks to be, but I feel so dumb for buying them. I swear there's something about Trader Joes that makes me want to buy everything there without even giving it a second thought.

No. 968491

>>968485
because everything is packaged cutely and the whole store feels cozy like a little farmers market probably. except here farmers markets are way cheaper for all produce.

No. 968497

Soo my brothers gf came to visit my family for the first time and we went to dinner together, but it was so loud inside tht she probably got only 2 sentences out entire night lol. kinda dont vibe w her too.

No. 968500

I went to renfest with my family today, it was aight. I regret not dressing medieval-ish

No. 968505

>>968491
You're probably right anon, plus they have some "unique" items. That place is dangerous.

No. 968580

>>968497
Don't let it get to the point I'm at with my bf's sister. We've had maybe two shallow conversations in 8 years. I don't know how to fix it lol

No. 968585

>>967576
These threads always have the best images! We even had the best Sonic back in the bad times.

No. 968598

>>968585
the sonic avatarfags sucked and im glad i don't have to look at those autistic threadpics anymore. the chill croc is vastly superior

No. 968763

File: 1636981311273.jpg (113.05 KB, 605x907, Umbonia Spinosa.jpg)

Ended up going through like 5 Top 50 lists of incredible animals and I had a blast.

No. 968777

>>968763
cool banana bugh!

No. 968778

>>968763
I love that anon thank you for sharing one

No. 968833

File: 1636989822862.jpg (88.44 KB, 774x580, original (1).jpg)

I had a hard time falling asleep last night and when I finally did I was rewarded with a dream about my high school bully living with her young hot husband in a big apartment down the hall from my shoebox apartment where I live like a shut in and keep getting phone calls from some rando my brain invented every time I go shower.

Worst part is that it's not that far from reality.

No. 968876

I was out with my boyfriend for our four year anniversary and on the way to the train station, some random drunk dude came up to me and started shouting in my face. I was going to ignore it but my boyfriend saw and gave the guy a massive shove. The dude looked shocked and scared and literally waited still he was five meters away from us to yell "Who are you pushing, cunt?!"

My boyfriend is such a gentle, patient sweet giant but seeing him lash out on that manlet for getting in my face was so hot. I hate myself for getting so turned on and being so attracted to him in that moment because I think mindless violence is dumb but it was so good to feel protected.

No. 968891

I ate a bunch of junk yesterday and now I can't eat what I wanted to because I feel heavy. I need to poop or something.

No. 968906

I'm having one of those days where I'm extra hungry and there's no explanation for it. My period isn't due or anything.. I'm just ravenous.

>>968891
We're having opposite days

No. 968914

>>968876
That's good that he has a masculine bone in his body. Ive been in the same position but he backed away meekly because he "hates confrontation".

No. 968932

Can anyone recommend some good quality everyday shoes that will last? I really need some basic black shoes to wear with casual chlothes

No. 968950

File: 1636998829711.jpg (102.24 KB, 623x700, mern.jpg)

Watching the Kyle Rittenhouse trial (and Chauvin's a few months ago) with /pol/ and kiwis is actually pretty fun.

No. 968953

>>968906
I hope you get some good food anon! I feel a lot better, so I'm probably gonna make myself a sandwich.

No. 968956

>>968932
I would pick some Clark’s, I like that brand a lot. But right now I got some adidas’ that I bought during one of those “super ultra mega sale plz buy everything you’re our only hope ugly sobbing” and I love them so far.

No. 968958

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>>968932
Idk if they'll last forever but these are my everyday flats for over a year and very comfy

No. 968970

I talked to a guy in class today and I talked to him last time too but I don't know his name, I figured it was too late to ask for his name today, and I think I used to know his name but forgot it. So I have to scour the web site for the course to find what his name might be in case he talks to me again. It reminds me of 2 years ago when a girl talked to me in class too but I didn't know her name and I was going to ask her for her name the third time I saw her and then I remembered she already introduced herself to me, I even had her phone number but I didn't recognize her because she cut her hair kek

No. 969022

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bump to get the cp off the recent images

No. 969076

>>968914
What's the point of a scrote if he won't die for you

No. 969126

I'm in the process of moving and I've been slowly sorting through my things to work out what I want to sell or give to charity and it feels so good to slim down my possessions to the essentials; it's almost cathartic.

No. 969163


No. 969176

>>968876
I know what you mean. My boyfriend is very cute and gentle too, but is willing to throw down if someone harasses me. It's nothing to be ashamed about. That's how men should be, but most of them would rather beat women instead of protecting them.

No. 969182

File: 1637011548021.jpg (173.26 KB, 786x1000, mikumiku.jpg)

i downloaded and bought the ps4 project diva game + expansion packs. i was really into vocaloid in middle and early parts of high school so it's been a nice nostalgia trip. only downside is it kind of hurts my eyes but i've been turning my tv up really loud and jamming as i play

No. 969193

I've been using the Lidl reward app for months now and collecting whatever lil freebie items they give out. Love a bargain, love a free item even more.

I was peckish tonight and didn't want to prepare food so I went through some of those items and decided to just snack.. it's all shit. I didn't like most of it. I've been making sure to grab the freebies and scan my phone on checkout and it was mostly cheapo crappy choc and snacks that weren't edible. I'm usually not fussy but.. meh. What a letdown.

No. 969207

I found another account (I guess some kind of venting account?) of someone who I am very interested in. I swear I'm not a internet stalker or anything, but I like this stuff.

No. 969211

Tonight I cooked a delicious mushroom risotto, I think it's by far the best risotto I've ever done.

No. 969254

>>969211
I love risottos so much, I’m glad you enjoyed it, nonnie!

No. 969277

I miss the days when my menstrual cycle was 49 days. The pregnancy scares were horrible, but I loved the longer times between periods.

No. 969281

I ate 3 slices of vegan pizza. It tasted bad, there was too much going on there. I liked the dough taste. a 3.5 because after 3 slices, it was too salty.

No. 969364

My cat is laying on my lap and belly purring intensely. Life doesn't get much better than this. The warmth, the vibrations, the vibes. I love her. Cats are supreme.

No. 969381

>>969364
Yesss my cat helped a lot purring on my abdomen and lower back during my period this month.

No. 969414

I didn't wear a scarf yesterday when I should have, and now my throat hurts. I made a can of black tea with honey to keep it at bay, like I always do when I have a sore throat, but I actually wanted to lay of drinking so much black tea for a while, because I'm incredibly sensitive to caffeine, so all I'm doing is basically trading throat pain for head aches…

No. 969674

File: 1637070399224.jpg (Spoiler Image, 13.39 KB, 480x358, 456.jpg)

Don't chug water before bed

No. 969677

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>>969254
I got my second serving for lunch and it was still so fucking good, I'll keep this recipe.

No. 969691

My poodle looks like that "pooner" caricature: it has big, black eyes, a round face and a big fluff in the top of its head, that explains why i find pooners cute

No. 969714

>>969674
why? did you wet the bed? i love chugging water nonnita

No. 969728

The peanut butter in Reese’s cups has the taste and texture of like a vitamin enriched paste you squeeze from a tube directly into your mouth when you’ve been living in a bunker for 30 years bc aliens invaded and it’s your birthday treat. I say this with love

No. 969729

>>969728
I will keep this in mind when I get a Reese’s cup, nonnie

No. 969733

>>969691
poonle

No. 969796

I want to lose weight so I've been parking at the back of parking lots

No. 969816

I was food shopping today when I spotted a slightly smashed kinder egg and I just got the feeling I should buy it for the toy.. I got a cool lil falcon/eagle? figure. Thanks weird random impulse. Not mad.

No. 969828

File: 1637083501702.jpg (769.3 KB, 1499x1362, Tumblr_l_675643602300424.jpg)

I work in a little office and my coworker brings her kid in. He's cute and triggers my baby fever even when he's throwing tantrums, help me I'm scared

Pic unrelated

No. 969831

Just drank a turmeric shot. It was nasty.

No. 969851

File: 1637086746582.jpg (52.9 KB, 425x282, Heart-Attack-Signs-and-Symptom…)

I have a collection of "stolen" stock photos that are high quality. I keep them organized by model, because there's generally a trend that each person does. picrel is one of my faves. he does a lot of "heart attack" pictures.

No. 969852

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No. 969872

I was grabbing a coffee in a lil corner store lately and there was a kid ahead of me. She was alone and had picked out something that cost 2 euro when she only had 1.20 with her. The woman serving her said it was okay and she'd pay the difference herself which was very nice of her. The kid tho just stood there not quite understanding and she seemed to maybe think she was owed some change.. she stood there with her hand out for a moment. It was awkward and the kid was tiny and alone.

By the time I was served and stepping out of the store I could see the girl with her parents.. her two parents. I'm pretty sure they sent her in alone with that plan. I hate to assume that but I come from a poor and just rough part of my country and I've seen parents do it. They'd no reason to stand outside and send such a small kid in by herself while both adults were there.

No. 969874

>>969851
>>969852
luvly you should make a thread on /m/ and dump them

No. 969880

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>>969851
>>969852
These made me kek so hard. Those expressions lmao

No. 969888

>>969714
>did you wet the bed
Yes

No. 969919

>>969888
you know what anon? it happens, we will just pretend it didn't alright?

No. 970007

File: 1637099689964.jpg (76.4 KB, 750x574, Tumblr_l_412287492196942.jpg)

I cant wait for my bf to get home from work today I miss him so much I hope we can go take a walk in the park later and get some snow cones

No. 970015

>>969728
What's the point of repeating ~quirky~ tumblr posts on lolcow?

No. 970171

Holy fuck I finally managed to learn enough javascript to finish this coding assignment. I feel like my brain is about to explode. I don't even fully understand what I did.

No. 970337

The window cleaner at my place of work has an apprentice and he looks so young that I feel sad seeing him working even though he's with a successful business, maybe even working with his dad. He could legally be as young as sixteen and his arms are scrawny so he really does look like a kid. He's so polite he's almost silent which is rare for boys where I live
I'm not normally maternal but I want to know he gets enough to eat and I worry about his future, why didn't he stay in school?

No. 970625

I'm playing my meshuggah cd in the radio and my roommate said sorry but it just sounds like the radio is jamming, and yeah she is right

No. 970633

I have a big ass pimple on my cheek, I can see it when I look down. I can also see that it's probably causing hyperpigmentation even though I didn't pop it. It's like I will just get dark spots no matter what I do.

No. 970636

>>970633
I covered my face in toothpaste and I think it helped a little with my pimples. Maybe try that? It worked for me

No. 970642

>>970636
Please don't do that, it's not very good for the skin I know you mean well anon, no hate

No. 970643

>>970636
What 2006 skincare shit is this
>>970633
My method is wait till the pus concentrates enough in one place, then lance it with a dermatology tool and put a cosrx acne patch on it to suck out the pus. When the pus is gone put a bha on it.

No. 970665

I keep catching myself doing my own mannerisms and then realising I stared at my crush doing the same things. Omg I wish he was the 1

No. 970695

>>970633
Same nonnie. I had a pimple on my nose, I caved in and popped it now it scarred, but I don't care that much for it tbh. Maybe we are cursed to have dark spots

No. 970703

>>970633
I had a few pimples on my chin. Admittedly, I picked at some of them, but one of them didn't really surface enough for me to do anything. All of them left dark spots. The ones I picked at? Yeah ok, I'll live with the consequences of my actions, whatever. The one I didn't even touch? Why the fuck are you leaving a dark spot when I didn't even touch you?! Makes me so mad.

No. 970707

>>970633
i had a dark spot on my cheek after a big pimple and i found that wearing sunscreen on my face helped tremendously. i just use neutrogena ultra sheer face sunscreen and the dark spot cleared up in like a week

No. 970721

My taste buds are doing something. I tend to have a small sweet snack every evening with my coffee, usually something choclately. Stuff I've happily eaten before has just tasted off these last few nights. Multiple things.

No. 970730

>>970633
I've used scar gel to help with bad acne pigmentation, it does help quite a bit. Also using pimple patches, because then I can't pick at it, and the quicker it heals the less dark the spot is when the pimple is gone.

No. 970771

>>970721
Do you have a cold? Or covid?

No. 970795

>>970771
No other symptoms. Well the first night that it happened I had this strange increase in appetite all day. I couldn't be pregnant tho so maybe it's some other hormonal thing?

No. 970904

>>970643
nayrt but I was gonna try those cosrx patches, would you recommend them over other brands?

No. 970906

>>970707
this makes sense since uv rays can help add to the hyperpigmentation caused by spots! so by using suncream you're allowing it to heal without the sun messing up that process

No. 970930

>>969851
>>969852
Post another model and their theme.

No. 970966

>>970707
>>970643
>>970730
Thank you anons, I will take these into consideration.
>>970636
I will not do this, but I appreciate you trying to help. Thank you, anon.
>>970695
>>970703
It's really awful. I will admit that I have been touching the pimple I have issues with picking my skin but I haven't been squeezing it or anything. The inflammation is literally all it takes to cause hyperpigmentation.

No. 970983

I just saw a post-lesbian I know on instagram celebrate her 1yo's birthday. I remember when we would drive to classes together and at the time she was engaged to a woman. I asked her questions about it, still coming to terms with my sexuality at the time. She came out at 23 as gay and didn't look back, said she found sex with men uncomfortable and unpleasurable. Now she's in her 30s and married to a moid with a child, and I genuinely wonder what happened with her and her wife. Their wedding photos were some of the most gorgeous I'd ever seen (and I'm not a wedding person at all), and I'd aspired to have a love like that someday.

No. 971128

>>970983
This is literally why I spent my 20's just fooling around and not committing to any woman, I was too afraid of this exact shit happening. That when we start nearing 30 my girlfriend would suddenly realize that being a lesbian was just a phase and that she actually wants a husband and a kid as fast as possible and just hightails out of the relationship.

No. 971262

>>970633
I did something particularly retarded yesterday, I had a pimple on my chin and I wanted to forcefully pop it, so I used the knuckles on my index fingers to press hard, so much that it gave me a bruise, I didn't even manage to pop the pimple.

No. 971271

>>971128
Conversely I can imagine myself looking to settle down with a woman in my forties. I hope by then that even though the dating pool is smaller nobody is just having a phase

No. 971281

>>970983
>>971271
I feel it may be less about the male and more about the desire of settling down, stability and having children
I've known perfectly normal woman who would go baby crazy at some point in their lives

No. 971324

>>971281
yeah, also i would think most bisexuals would rather be with the opposite sex at an older age precisely because of this. homosexuality is still sorta accepted but a straight relationship will always be easier to 'manage', in a way. sad.

No. 971344

>>970983
I sometimes think I should never anyone I only like women because this stuff happens. I have only ever been excited by women, but I fear that I will say that I’m gay, and then in my mid 20s a switch will activate and I’ll love men suddenly (because men are just so great selon straight women) and be seen as an attention seeker.

Plus, my mother always said that dating men is great and showed excitement that that would be me one day, and wants me to ‘give men a try’, like if I kiss a man the spell will be broken and I will become straight, or, at least bi. And I hear so much about women starting to like men in their 20s and 30s, and it’s just a phase. So was the woman having a gay phase or just bi?

But gay men never get told their feelings are a phase, or that they should try women. It feels unfair and the pressure to be a heterosexual and the way I see ‘lesbians’ loving men makes me feel more of an outsider. Like where are the girls who only like girls? It feels isolating.

No. 971475

a natural disaster is impeding the supply chain to my area right now and people panic buying/hoarding all of the groceries. i cant find milk or any dairy alternatives in any store and the coffee shops are all out as well. these next few mornings are going to suck

No. 971480

My life is so fucking dull and monotonous that going back home on a different trip is almost an adventure.

No. 971499

I don't want to work to justify my existence. I just want to fucking live and not waste the 50 years I have working 9 hours per day. I don't want to do that shit. That cannot be it. That's not a life. I don't want spend the next 50 years living for the weekend or the few vacation days you get per year. That is not a life. Do I even own my own body? I wish I could escape my body and just be my consciousness because then I would own myself fully and no one could expect anything from me and I could just go wherever I want and do whatever I want and spend my time how I like it. I hate everything in our world it is truly a shitty place to live.

No. 971508

>>971499
Indeed. Society how it is now is slavery. We work so feed the system that's made to keep us working and not thinking about life more. But life is precious even in this shitty times so try your best to get closer to the freedom you wish you had. I got a place in buttfuck nowhere far away from other people's problems and work as my own boss. It's not ideal, i still have to pay the bills, but i can think and say what i want and do what i like to do and when i want.

No. 971513

>>971475
BC? Honesty I’d probably buy a bunch of stuff too if I was in that situation, grocery stores only carry a few days worth of stock even under normal conditions, so with no road access they’d be empty within a couple days anyway. Hope you’ve got some food storage.

No. 971521

whenever i see an american talk about food, particularly food that isn't made at home (although even then) i just assume they are fat. jesus christ why are americans so fat(bait)

No. 971528

>>971521
Same online burgers are all morbidly obese to me

No. 971540

>>971521
>>971528
This weird fixation on Americans' weight makes me think you're actually fat. I see this type of sperg all across the site, it's weird because literally every developed country has fatties.

No. 971554

>>971540
>t. morbidly obese burger
Must’ve struck a nerve(infighting)

No. 971559

>>971554
Boring yet expected reply. But I guess it's fitting for the mundane shit thread.

No. 971629

I'm so exhausted I cba to wash my hair and am going to try and speed run my morning routine to fit it in. I'll be late if I have too.

No. 971700

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Why do i always happen to log in lc everytime theres a moid spamming porn on front page, is this just bad mojo or it's just daily occurrence in this site now.

No. 971765

I'm trying to eat, but it's kinda hard cause half of my mouth is numb

No. 971776

I kept seeing something, then it would vanish. I thought it was an eye floater but then it flashed in front of me and I panicked.. I'm seeing things, I've lost it… on no wait it's a teeny tiny spider decending from my ceiling and happens to be doing it an inch from my eyeball.

No. 971787

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza in the oven! Pizza Pizza stuffed crust Pizza mmm yes get in my tummy NOW! I want all THREE of your meats and vheesy goodness descending down my throat this instant!!

No. 971797

>>971787
I had like a personal pizza yesterday, it had maybe 4 salami slices on it and when I was dabbing off the excess oil at the end of cooking it it just kept on filling more and more napkins.. I kinda hate that part.

No. 971799

>>971797
I try not to let the grease bother me because I'm already in FatMode and so what if I'm clogging my arteries a little more I Deserve This for working hard all week and walked all the way home from the store with this pizza so FUCK IT lmao

No. 971804

I think I just discovered my favorite essential oil diffuser blend to date.
3 drops lemon, 3 drops lemongrass, 2 drops lavender, 2 drops peppermint.
It's light, citrus-y,and fresh. It's so pleasant. I feel like I'm in a laundry detergent commercial except I'm just closing my eyes and smelling the air.

No. 971809

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>>971804
I feel like you would like this face scrub. And it actually works very well!

No. 971817

>>971809
You bet I would if I used skincare products kek. Thanks for the recommendation though! Lemongrass is one of the best flavors and scents out there
>takes sip of lemongrass tea
dI'm obsessed

No. 971826

>>971817
So do you do anything for your skin then?? Whats your diet like? You sound ethereal. Nta

No. 971834

>>971826
Not really. I have seborrheic dermatitis so when I have a flare up I'll incorporate some apple cider vinegar, but usually I'll wash my face with water.
My diet is up and down to be honest. Usually I'll eat a diet heavy in plant based foods, but sometimes I'll binge eat junk food for a few days at a time.
When I was younger I noticed that whenever I stopped using my facewash, my skin would become clearer. So I stopped using products after that. I had acne as a teen, but as an adult I have pretty good skin. I recommend people try to go without any products for a month and drink a lot of water and see how their skin looks.

No. 971844

>>971804
That sounds strong as fuck

No. 971845

I think I will make baked brie and hot chocolate

No. 971854

>>971834
>recommend people try to go without any products for a month
hmm I'll try that once December comes around.

No. 971868

Bump because some guy is posting his porn folder.

No. 971878

>>971870
>seething this hard at women
kek how much time did you spend getting that vpn working by the way? Bet it was really worth it so you could show off more of your massive porn collection.

No. 971914

>>971845
Just ate the cheese. Didn't make hot chocolate though.

No. 971917

>>971914
Mice are posted on lolcow RIGHT NOW and the cat gifs do nothing

No. 971921

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>>971917
Those cats won't do shit. lmao anon this confused me so much at first

No. 972025

Inspired by the fruits nonny on g, but does anyone know where I could find online copies/pdfs of giant robot magazine?

No. 972043

>>972025
Wow, there's a name I haven't heard in years. I used to go to their stores as a kid and buy mystery toys.

No. 972062

i dont normally like a lot british things or british media and usually find it very bland but i could listen to morrissey/the smiths non-stop for years and never get bored
also my exes all absolutely hated the smiths but im convinced it was just a form of toxic masculinity because morrissey has the most beautiful feminine male voice. at least my current bf likes them equally as much as i do

No. 972075

>>972062
as much as i like to poke fun at bongland most of the best music comes from there

No. 972080

>>971499
I hate this shit so much. I want a 4-hour workday.

No. 972084

>>971499
This is a mood, anon. I work for a very good salary but my work is way too stressful, I'm in my early 30's and went through at least 3 work-related burnouts in 10 years. My workdays often become long and I never have enough time to finish everything, I'm just waiting for the weekend to come around to have a breather and some time for myself. If I don't die of a stress-induced heart issue by 45 I'll probably go crazy. I can't imagine surviving to my 70s doing this.

No. 972104

just got hit with the depression so hard i can’t move kek

No. 972157

>>972084
I like my job and it's not stressful, but there's absolutely no need for it to be 45 hours/week, I don't have time to do anything after the day is over, just some basic grocery shopping, and I just want to relax at home on my days off, I don't have the energy to do anything special. I almost miss my retail job where i only worked 35 hours, at least I had more free time and could schedule more stuff due to the planning being more lax.

No. 972585

There was a very cute dog at work today, and everytime I came across it its eyes sparked up begging me to pet it, but unfortunately its owner was in a serious talk with my boss, no way I was going to ask.

No. 972636

i am violently hungover at work

No. 972671

>>972084
My job pays absolute shit but I only work 35 hrs a week, 90% I'm fucking around on the internet because my work is super easy, and my overall office is really slow and laid back. We have some moments that are fast paced and a lot has to be done, but they're only every once in a while. I want a higher paying job but I know that means busting my ass off and potentially sacrificing work-life balance and I don't know if I'm willing to sacrifice my peaceful life now.

No. 972680

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I like baby cows

No. 972687

>>972680
Eyyy I posted the same pic, we're twinsies!

No. 973158

I want to go to bed but my hair is wet and it usually takes hours to dry because it's so damn thick.

No. 973189

When I turned 20 I developed mild egg and chocolate allergies and I really miss them

No. 973195

>>973158
me, i always end up sleeping with a towel to keep my pillows (somewhat) from getting drenched from my wet hair

No. 973249

>>973158
Have you tried using a hair dryer with a diffuser

No. 973253

I made my first tumblr in either very late 2009 or early 2010 and I wish I’d just kept one singular blog over the years. The one I still use I’ve used consistently since 2013 but I wish I never deleted some random ones I’ve made. I never posted anything myself which took some willpower let me tell ya but I wish I could look back at all the weird phases I had through reblogs

No. 973454

>>973189
I wish you could have them back, nonnie

No. 973623

>>973253
i feel the same i forget all the names of the ones i had

No. 973663

I was in a public bathroom a couple days ago that had no soap, and I'm still thinking about it. I had to clean my hands with hand sanitizer.

No. 973673

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I love it when my cat randomly comes to my lap to nap. I pet him and the purrs are worth everything.

No. 973696

I watch alot of YouTube and the amount of times I've seen either ads or sponsored vids for 'manscaped' lately. Kinda wonder how men feel now that they're being told they're hairy and smelly and they need specially made ball deodorant before they go out on that date. What a time to be alive lol.

No. 973726

I just picked the biggest booger out of my nose. It was like half an inch long.

No. 973753

>>973726
God I love that it feels like pulling your brain out

No. 973900

>>967576
I went to a play yesterday with my mom and this guy sat in front of us alone and ate trail mix out of his bookbag throughout the entire play. I can't stop thinking about it.

No. 973950

Today was the first day of my period and while I usually get mildly inconvenienced, I got a searing pain out of nowhere, violent cramps, shivering, exhaustion. I called a coworker so he could bring me some paracetamol, he was kind enough to bring me a can of coke as well and stay with me for a little bit. I was in so much pain that I went as far as to lay down on the floor when he left, and thankfully the pain subsided and I managed to go back to almost normal, but what the fuck. It's especially egregious because I didn't feel like that waking up, it randomly happened at like 4pm. I can't believe a lot of women go through their periods like that every month all day long, it must be hellish.

No. 973953

I saw a meme I made out in the wild of the internet. I feel proud but also kind of embarrassed.

No. 973957

>>973953
I hope it stays true to your vision

No. 973962

>>973953
I know that feeling, depending on the meme it either makes my day or makes me die of cringe kek

No. 974037

>>973953
I know that feel, mostly when nonnies use the shitty memes I make.

No. 974044

So I have chlamydia. Was dreading telling the guys I've fucked, scared it would be humiliating as fuck. But I was positively surprised. Everyone I told were really cool about it, said it was fine and that they really appreciated me telling them and that I was brave for doing so. And they still wanted to keep seeing me.

Gave me a bit of hope in men. Like stds are gross but they were being so sweet about it that I don't feel bad about it anymore.

No. 974055

>>974044
I mean, chlamydia is curable so maybe that's why. It's good you told them anon.

No. 974081

>>974044
that's disgusting, you let a man give you a vagina disease and had to tell multiple other men about your vagina disease

No. 974109

>>974081
You act like anon got chlamydia on purpose kek, shit happens sometimes, and she obviously has to tell them.

No. 974112

>>974044
You got it off one or several of them surely, stds are statistically on the rise due to hookup apps so it's possible more than one of them had it already hence the chill response

No. 974114

Getting a needle in the mouth is some of the worst shit a human being can ever go through in their entire life

No. 974126

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Kek at my brother’s friend telling him that I respect his idiotic, mentally ill fatass.

No. 974130

>>974114
Like at the dentist or biting into something with a needle in it?

No. 974133

>>974081
lol wtf. Do you think the anon just went up to men and said "sure you can give me chlamydia"

No. 974136

>>974130
The dentist. When are you ever biting into something with a needle in it?

No. 974156

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No. 974188

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No. 974241

I didn't eat pasta for like 2 years for no reason other than I didn't feel like it and now all I want to eat is PASTA. Craving little bowties covered in spicy tomato sauce and shaved parmesan cheese.

No. 974269

>>974156
I'm so fucked up.

No. 974278

>paint toenails
>suddenly feet are freezing and I can't do shit about it until the paint dries

This is suffering, I'll do gel next time for the warm LED light

No. 974470

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I like dressing lightly when it's freezing cold sometimes. I enjoy how numbness and pain mix together.

No. 974526

When I want to stalk people on social media, I get annoyed when their accounts are locked but also I'm happy that they consider internet privacy at least a bit

No. 974529

Just looked through every piece of clothing in my laundry, and I cannot find my mask

No. 974535

>>974529
You only have one?

No. 974705

I dropped my phone on the ground, but I didn't feel like getting a wipe to clean it. I'll clean it when I get back home.

No. 974712

>>974705
You’re not sucking on it, why does it matter?

No. 974728

>>974044
The state of hookup anons

No. 974950

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Stupid ass flimsy tea bag keeps tearing so I have to fish it out of my dumb tea can with idiotic chopsticks to drink my stupid tea. Not amused.

No. 975173

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I started reading the back issues of the Carnivorous Plant Newsletter and can't stop.

Here's a sample article about some guys who came to the Philippines to look at carnivorous plants. They ran into some trouble with the army and one guy gets his ear drum pierced by grass.

https://cpn.carnivorousplants.org/articles/CPNv27n1p6_11.pdf

No. 975176

>>975173
That’s rather interesting thank you for sharing nonnerino

No. 975324

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I just took off my gel nails, and my natural nails are the longest they have been in a long time. I bite my nails, so I'm really happy that they grew so well. The last set I had on were almond shaped nails, but this time I'll think I will go with more natural round nails. I like long nails, but it's been a while since I've worn them and I almost ripped my last set off twice and those were shorter than what I used to get lol

No. 975413

>>975324
congrats nonny on the nails! this is the first time i have seen someone else admit they bite their nails here kek i really thought i was alone. i was doing well for a long while but these past months i ruined a lot of my progress; however, i am back to growing them again and trying my best! it feels good to have pretty nails so im proud of us!

No. 975447

I wanted to make a comic for the longest time now and finally feel like I got a story worth drawing that's still short enough to fit into four or five small chapters. The hardest part is now tying all the little scenes together coherently and making sure it flows well enough. I hope this can be a project to work on after finishing my classwork and that it can motivate me to not put that off as much, so I can have more time to draw in the evening.

No. 975518

>>975413
Thank you nonna, and we're definitely not alone. I hope you do well on your nail growth journey! I know it's hard, tbh even when I have gel I pick at my nails and bite them, just not hard enough to break them.

No. 975519

>>975413
Nailbiting is quite common, I'm surprised you haven't heard others admit to it. There's anti-nailbiting nailpolish that tastes gross when you try to bite, maybe that's something that could help you a bit?

No. 975520

Almost microwaved a fork today

No. 975616

I'm so comfy in bed. Goodnight in case I fall asleep without saying bye

No. 975625

I got invited to some party and finding a dress was way too difficult, I’m really tired, I had some pizza for lunch and I think I won’t have dinner tonight.

No. 975632

I had food in Chinatown for the first time ever and I hope I can go back one day .. but I’m glad I don’t live around there or even in the state because I would be hueg

No. 975639

>>975616
Have a comfy sleep anon

No. 975681

>>975616
I’m tracing your location so I can break into your home and fart on your pillow so you have nightmares ♥

No. 975685

>>975681
satanic

No. 975766

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>>967576
Driving around at night is so relaxing

No. 975773

>>975766
I lived in the middle of nowhere for the first 20 years of my life and looked forward to any time I had the chance to be in a vehicle in the city at night. Loved all the lights.

No. 975789

>>975766
This reminds me of being in the back of an Uber on LSD kek

No. 975938

I dreamt it had snowed. Now imagine my disappointmend when I woke up, looked out of the window and all I saw are dead, wet leafes and puddles.

No. 975963

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I was doing my homework and I opened the website where I have to submit it and it's actually due a week from now, epic.

No. 975965

File: 1637662839637.jpg (190.72 KB, 720x900, saking eatan teh banana.jpg)

My reading was good today, but try to understand some of the parables made me feel like a stupid child.

No. 975973

>>975963
if you're in the US it might be because of thanksgiving

btw, do you know what kind of cat that is? it has really interesting coloring

No. 975975

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>>975973
I'm not in the US, it's because exams are this week, but I didn't expect homework to be delayed. It's a chimer/dunmer cat. Just kidding, they call these cats that have split colors chimera cats. because supposedly they started out as two cats that merged in the womb.
>>975965
I am not good at understanding allegory either, I don't understand the little prince, everyone says it's a book you have to read when you're young and then again when you are older and then you will understand it, I read it in high school and I understood that it's all allegory but I don't understand for what. I prefer more abstract things with less ideas that make me think and come up with new ideas and have fun interpreting it, like this painting, I hate it when it's obvious that there is some deep meaning but I can't figure out what it is.

No. 976000

My parents got a new washing machine and it has internet access. Why does a washing machine need internet access?

No. 976005

>>975975
who's the artist of the pic?

No. 976007

>>976000
I'm hacking into it right now

No. 976011

>>976000
lmao I also find this widespread tendency to make household 'smart' ridiculous. I heard of lawn sprinklers and toilets too that have Wi-Fi

No. 976015

File: 1637666565991.jpg (57.53 KB, 884x884, phil-hale.jpg)

>>976005
Phil Hale, I really hope I can paint like him one day

No. 976017

I'm going to kms if my coworker won't stop chewing the same gul sikce 4 hours ago, she's so noisy she HAS to do it on purpose I want to throw up. She won't stop bothering me and asking stupid questions and prevent me from actually doing my job I can't focus. She's taking a personal call right now right next to me.

>>976000
It's for lazy rich bitches who don't want to push buttons themselves and decide which cycle they want to use to wash their clothes. Smart homes are actually retarded, they require updates on a regular basis, can be hacked, can malfunction for the small problems, they can cost a lot and will become obsolete very fast jist so you can get very small benefits, I don't get the point either.

No. 976020

>>976015
Draws some awesome art

No. 976048

>>976017
They freak me out in general, if they have wifi how easy would it be for all that data to be sold and used against you later on.

No. 976088

Lmao I just found out my work blocks kiwifarms. Thankfully not lc too. Based work

No. 976100

>>976088
you're really letting them know where you shit huh

No. 976186

I'm looking at my old drawings and paintings, some make me think wow how did I make that I am amazing, and others make me think I can't believe I spent so much time on this piece of garbage. There's one on the back of an assignment paper from high school and it's really good, too bad it's on the back of an assignment… Maybe I should draw more often again

No. 976201

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Anons!!!! Im going star gazing tonight what snacks should I pick up

No. 976208

File: 1637683351991.gif (194.45 KB, 477x456, 1629243027420-1.gif)

accidentally just ate 2 and a half big pretzels a family member bought from a local jewish bakery fro breakfast…. it was staring at me RIGHT IN THE FACE i feel so bad about it but im trying to just go easy on myself. plus it was made from a bakery so i dont think it can be as horrible as store bought/frozen pretzels kek

No. 976214

>>976201
Slim Jims and fruit gushers

No. 976233

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>>976201
Star shaped anything, eat the stars as you look at them in the eyes, make them fear for their fleeting lives.

No. 976247

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>>976201
Is that Rico? That picture is so cute lol. I don't have any snack recommendations, but I hope you enjoy your stargazing nonna
whenever I see stargazing I can only think of the Sims

No. 976255

Why does my cat keep stealing my spot on the couch?

No. 976256

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No. 976262

>>976255
Warm ass

No. 976317

I'm going to the store, you guys want anything?

No. 976325

File: 1637689576881.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x375, external-content.duckduckgo.co…)

>>976317
por favor

No. 976327

>>976317
I want chocolate covered almonds please and thank you

No. 976391

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No. 976406

>>976317
Reese's Pieces, please. King size!

No. 976427

>>976391
>haven't got her government mandated Mikazuki Munechika somehow
lol wut

No. 976436

>>976427
I have him but I want one to snack on irl.

No. 976462

Going on a night time walk hope i dont die

No. 976471

>>976462
Let me know when you get home safe

No. 976486

Just made a tumblr account to post drawings. I hate social media but my other option is deviantart and no way I'm not going on deviantart. I'll just not talk to anyone and make no text posts and hope the genderinas leave me alone

No. 976575

>>976486
same here, twitter is shit imo even if it has a lot of traction. What I like about tumblr is that you can edit and exchange images without having to repost

No. 976577

>>976471
I’m home nona ily

No. 976580

>>976577
nta but glad you're home safe nonny!!

No. 976587

>>976575
Yes twitter is more popular and I think it's better for art because you can clearly see who the original post author is, versus tumblr where it's all subjugated to aesthetics and I struggle to tell if the post is original or reblogged and from who and etc etc, only if images could be organized better on twitter, but anyways even if it did I wouldn't use twitter because it asks for my phone number lol nope

No. 976632

File: 1637704414611.png (472.54 KB, 800x533, snacks for nonnies (1).png)

>>976391
>>976327
>>976325
>>976406
Here you go. Sorry it took so long, a lot of the places didn't have the anime man in stock.

No. 976641

>>976587
>phone number
yeah that’s really unattractive.
>>976486
If you don’t interact with them and ignore their drama they will probably leave you alone. Sometimes I chuckle a bit when some of my stuff gets reposted by one of those super obvious fakebois with a huge bio that contains thousands of labels and “xxx don’t interact” disclaimers. Just don’t forget to block all the furries and weird fetish coomers on sight.

No. 976645

>>976632
Bless you anon!! Now let's put on a movie while we tear into our snacks.

No. 976659

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>>976632
Omg nonnie! I love you! I’m sending you a hug, I hope you can feel it!

No. 976678

>>976632
YUUUM look at those lumpy almond goodies

No. 976682

>>976587
why should you not use your phone number on an account?

No. 976752

>>976682
nta, what does twitter need your number for?

No. 976826

>>976678
>>976659
>>976645
You're welcome nonnas, please enjoy.
>>975324
Samefag
>this time I'll think I will go with more natural round nails
I fucking lied! I'm doing long nails again. I can't decide if I should do a solid color on my nails, or if I should do colored (or even black?) french tips.

No. 976837

>>975519
i am late but honestly that hasnt helped me in the past. regardless, thanks for the suggestion nona! my best bet is to just file them, put cuticle oil, thanks those nail/hair gummies, and paint nails as regularly as possible.

>>975518
thank you very much!

No. 976844

>>976682
Nta either but I use a locked 0 follower account and signed up with my number at the time, and even though I turned off all my discoverability settings, erased cache, etc I still get recommended to follow my old classmates from years ago. I don’t even have these people’s numbers saved. This tells me that these guys probably get recd my account too despite my settings. Like first of all how did Twitter get that info on me when I barely connected with these people online in the past and secondly why are they sharing this info despite my settings. It’s not connected to location (which is also off) because I don’t live in that area anymore. There’s probably some small print in their long T&C that allows this but whats the fucking point of having a discoverability option then. All for their shitty algorithm trying to get you to engage with everything they’ll choose to do whatever they like with your data

No. 976874

>>976186
I feel this nona. I have a giant box in my wardrobe filled with all of my writing and drawing spanning a time frame of nearly ten years. I've created less and less as the years have gone on, but seeing amazing drawings I did when I was 13, or that I wrote 13 chapters of a novel pretty much all while I was in class, is quite the strange thing to recognise.

No. 976921

It's the middle of the night and I get to see the first snow of the year. The flakes are really huge and fluffy.

No. 976984

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>>976921
It's still snowing but it's pretty warm out, so you can still see the grass. My cats are snuggled together in some blankets on the couch looking very cozy. Picrel is the vibeage.

No. 976987

>>976984
I miss living somewhere with proper winter. Enjoy, nonnie. I've always loved the orange/yellow glow you get with streetlights and snow.

No. 977037

I just woke up and it was 66 degrees in my house a minute ago. It's cold as shit.

No. 977039

File: 1637752270673.png (908.56 KB, 800x757, cot waiting.png)

I am not doing very well on my diet.

No. 977040

>>977037
I always keep my house this cold. I can't sleep if its not cold in my house! Now I have xmas lights up and I'm not looking forward to the 'lectric bill.

My room mate never complains. Oh my god my room mate … I am still getting used to him. But he is a really quiet, polite, decent room mate. Clean! Sometimes he piles dishes with food in the sink but not a ton. Its never more than a few dishes so I guess I don't care whatever. As long as it doesn't become a big pile and big cockroaches.

No. 977041

>>976984
If you make a snowman while its snowing at night does it look furry in the morning?

No. 977043

>>976682
Another thing is that with every site you have to sign up with your phone number, the bigger the chance your number gets leaked in on of those occasional data breaches. since you can do lots of stuff with mobile phone numbers nowadays especially in combo with bank accounts it’s just better to keep them out of every website that wants it if it’s not necessary to minimize the risks. In general just try to be as sparse about your personal data as you can if you want to be safe.

No. 977072

>>977043
I wish there was a way to have a spam number for free in the UK, we can't use Google phone without paying and I don't want to pay for a burner
I can't even order exercise clothes without a company demanding my phone number, I hate it

No. 977073

>>977039
My diet is great, I just drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and don't eat much
It works great

No. 977077

>>977039
Me neither… I keep telling me myself I'll get my shit together after finals but it's just a cope what can I say

No. 977096

>>977073
Rip to your future skin

No. 977113

File: 1637766383971.jpeg (781.51 KB, 1110x1129, 26D76492-B649-4B04-815D-49AB54…)

Baked chips are so good, especially the cheetos, hot or regular. Baked chip supremacy

No. 977172

>>977040
Ugh, I don't know how you could stand that anon. I didn't even want to get up because it was so cold.

No. 977199

Bought some rat/roach poison to put up my vagina

No. 977204

>>977199
That's a great way to stay in shape

No. 977302

>>977096
And teeth.

No. 977346

>>977113
I didn't know these existed. If they also removed the red food coloring it would be great

No. 977459

>>977113
Anon this is my favorite chip ever, holy shit. Best FUCKING chip ever FUCKING created. I feel so feral. Feel so insane looking at that pic because I haven't had baked hot cheetohs for way too long. I'm like a drug addict whose been clean for months and your image just sent me into instant relapse and now I'm dying to get my next fix. I've thought about ordering them through Amazon since the places around me stopped selling them, THAT'S how desperate I am. They're not just my favorite snack, but my favorite food of all time. Every time I get my hands on one of those huge bags I eat them all in one sitting. I just can't put them down. I have one of those little red things, black out, and then the entire bag is empty. I'm salivating even simply thinking about them again. God. Why did you post them. God. Fuck. Sorry for the chip sperg

No. 977614

Anyone elses ear just get red and hot as fuck for no reason? I haven't been out in the cold, just in my bed trying to sleep and suddenly it starts burning up. Sometimes it's both, but usually it's just my right. My other ear is a perfectly normal temperature. Am I going crazy??

No. 977660

>>977614
Yes. Maybe it's my Irish genes talking

No. 977752

My brother is visiting my parents for a few days, finally getting the solitude I crave so much. Too bad it's during my working days, but beggars can't be choosers.

No. 977821

>>977614
This used to happen to me but with my right hand, almost every night. It doesn't happen anymore. I tried to google what the hell that was but couldn't find anything that matched. It'll always remain a mystery…

No. 977845

File: 1637855190369.png (53.89 KB, 360x360, StreetPass_-_How_It_Works.png)

I got a StreetPass today, I think from someone in my building.

No. 977849

>>977845
Oh that's cute, nonna! I thought those never happen, the 3DS wasn't that huge in my country, so I've never passed anyone like that

No. 977864

I WANT SOME PANCAKES PLS GOD PROVIDE ME WITH SOME

No. 977892

I went on a short hike today. It was cold so my nose was running a bit. At one point, I stopped to respond to some messages on my phone and a guy came up to me and asked “are you okay miss?” I think he thought I was crying because I was sniffling so much… ah how embarrassing…

No. 977897

Kind of bummed because I put a honey glaze on top of cornbread, and my dumbass had the bright idea to put it back in the oven afterwards. It's not burnt, but it is a little dark. I'm contemplating whether I should make a new one.

No. 977910

I logged on to my Netflix for the first time in a while and browsed through it, apparently shows like Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development, Avatar, and The IT Crowd are already in the "Retro TV" category.

No. 977915

File: 1637863685039.gif (2.01 MB, 250x250, Tumblr_l_450405299955526.gif)


No. 977916

>>977910
I, haven't watched AF since Jessica Walters died
I know I can't handle it.

No. 977917

>>977910
fuck this makes me feel old

No. 977943

>>977915
the syrup is secretly motor oil

No. 977949

I made spaghetti bolognese but I put in too much pepper and now my stomach hurts. Still good though

No. 977957

If I ever have a daughter I know what I'm calling her. I won't share the name cuz some polish bitch already stole the name I was going to use for a boy. Anyway it's after my aunt and when I looked up the meaning it's absolutely perfect. It's also a bit unconventional which is perfect imo, but also a standard good solid name.

No. 977968

I suddenly decided last night that I will learn how to crochet. I plan on making a blanket.

No. 977994

File: 1637871194528.jpg (115.64 KB, 900x900, dylandog.jpg)

I've had some problems with my vision lately, when I look at something bright like the sky or the computer screen or a room with artificial lighting I have some kind of glowy noise in my vision and I can see the polarization of light, and I'm not being an alexandria genesis mary sue here, everyone can see the polarization of light if they look for it but I can see it even when I don't try and it's bothering me, it looks like a blue and yellow spot. Anyways these dylan dog comic covers are beautiful and make me want to paint something

No. 978043

The toilet water just splashed my ass and vagina. I'm so beyond upset right now, this has not happened to me in years

No. 978091

>>978043
My condolences nona

No. 978188

>>977994
Wait, what do you mean you can see the polarization of light? I looked up polarized light and an example of it was of how it reduces glare. It showed a picture of water with a lot of reflection and then the polarized one is clear water. Is that what you mean?

No. 978206

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>>978188
No, I mean yes glare light is polarized and you can use a polarized lens to remove it, but not that, I mean when you look with your eyes at polarized light you will see a cross with one blue line and one yellow line. Try looking at your computer screen where it is white and tilt your head to the side and you may see it. It looks like this image. The pattern is called Haidinger's brush

No. 978302

>>977994
Have you thought about seeing an opthalmologist? That cover looks really cool indeed

No. 978338

File: 1637921306187.jpg (309.96 KB, 1280x963, p1070622.jpg)

I just got my bottle of Emeraude de Chivor. I wanted it for so long but never got it and now it's here… I even got Nekoyanagi before this, I don't know why I waited so long, it's not even that expensive. It's really pretty, but I can't put it into my pen right now because I have an exam next week and I think my law professor would make fun of me if I wrote it in "glitter ink" kek

No. 978341

>>978302
I haven't thought about that, I guess I should kek you are smart
>>978338
Wow, that's amazing, if the ink is multicolored how come the colors don't mix together? Or does it have some kind of oil in it?

No. 978352

File: 1637923289421.jpeg (191.2 KB, 1000x714, image-asset.jpeg)

>>978341
It isn't actually multicolor! The base color is teal with golden sparkles, the red part is just the sheen that appears once the ink is dry! It won't show up if the paper is very absorbent or if you use a fine nib, the ink has to pool a little for it to show. I love sheening inks so much, my favorite is Organics Studio Nitrogen, it even works with very fine nibs and the blue-purple-red is just very pretty to look at.

No. 978493

I bought guava like 2 weeks ago and they're still hard. I don't eat these often so maybe that's how they are though

No. 978494

>>978352
Ooooohhh I get it now, that's so cool I didn't know that existed

No. 978501

I regret deleting my social media accounts everytime because I just end up making a new one and I lose all the good people to follow from my old accounts.

No. 978512

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You know I really miss the simplicity of a portable computer sometime, it doesn't take much space and if you want to do something else on your desk like drawing or studying you just have to put it away and boom, no internet. It's easier to take a break from it whereas with a desktop it's always here, and nowadays they can be quite powerful so no worries about casual gaming.

No. 978523

I think I will dye my hair today. My hair has been growing so much and feeling so healthy, I feel like I deserve this. I will do a ginger kind of color because I've had it before and it looked really nice on me.

No. 978572

I settled into a natural sleep rhythm this last week and it showed me that I, for whatever reason, do need 10 hours of sleep each day. I get extremely tired around 8pm and then I go to sleep and wake up at around 6am without any alarms. Yesterday I stayed up a little longer, until 10pm, and I woke up at 6 but fell right back asleep and got up only at 8. This is so crazy to me, but I've been feeling a lot better recently and I think this is part of it. I just hope I can keep it going, going to bed at 6am and getting up at 5pm was miserable

No. 978676

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I finally got down to my goal weight and am back in shape enough to where I can comfortably run my 5k's without struggling through the first mile! Next I want to get my flexibility back, let's fuckin goooo

No. 978680

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>>978676
I hyperventilate running for 30 seconds. I am in awe of you

No. 978689

>laptop finally sudoku'd after nearly 4 years of heavy abuse
>was going to buy a new one anyway but wanted to be able to transfer heavily-curated image collection from old laptop
>have to start over for the billionth time
no reaction image because I don't have any

No. 978696

>>978523
I wanna dye my hair too but this is the first time since childhood it's been it's natural color and I'm kinda enjoying it

No. 978698

>>978676
That's amazing you are amazing have a nice day

No. 978775

>>977968
Samefag, currently trying to crochet. Making a slipknot should not be this hard.

No. 978808

My bf's mom works for some rich lesbians and regularly gives me clothes they don't want anymore. I like their fashion tastes.

No. 978861

>>978808
you're so lucky, I have pants from grade 9

No. 979041

I bought a suede miniskirt in the prettiest pink color I have ever seen and a black longer skirt with a very cool design but it's very big I have to make it smaller, I can't wait to wear them
>>978808
That's so great, my landlord also gives us tons (like two of those huge ikea bags) clothes and there's always very interesting clothes.
>>978775
How's it going

No. 979172

I got a matte screen protector for my tablet because drawing on the slippery screen was uncomfortable. I like the look and feel of it, but it makes the rgb particles more visible? It's a little annoying to be honest. Drawing feels ok, it's better than with the glass, but it's almost too rough. The pen is going to get sandpapered I'm afraid. I wish there was a way to draw digitally anywhere without having to do it directly on the screen.

No. 979287

>>979041
It's going terrible anon. Trying to do a chain stich is so insanely difficult. No amount of tutorials can help me, but I will not give up.

No. 979289

I found some local made chowmein noodles at the grocery store for $1.50. They're premade (and tasty) and I get 4 servings out of it. This rules.

No. 979293

File: 1638038060127.jpg (45.64 KB, 1280x960, wacom-intuos-pro.jpg)

>>979172
get a tablet like this. alternatively if you're using an iPad I know they have covers for the tip of pencil that have the same purpose as a matte screen protector.

No. 979297

File: 1638038464482.jpg (99.82 KB, 374x600, penguin.jpg)

I watched a penguin documentary (about emperor penguins to be exact), and I learned that, while they're cute, I don't like them as people.

No. 979298

File: 1638038465637.jpg (823.88 KB, 2244x2992, cow.jpg)

>>979287
Samefag, right after posting this I successfully made a chain stitch! I had to undo it though because I think it was too loose.

No. 979299

>>979297
are you moralfagging penguins?

No. 979300


No. 979306

>>979293
I have a screenless tablet, if that's what you mean? I love using it, but as I said, the only downside is that I can't take it anywhere, it has to be connected to my computer. I'd like to maybe draw in bed or on the couch, sitting in the same place all the time can't be good. The tip thing is so interesting, I've never heard of that! But I'm sadly using an older android tablet that you already can't buy replacement pens to, so I doubt there's going to be something like that lol I wonder if getting an iPad is worth it… I kind of hate having my hand on there, obstructing everything, but so many people seem to have fun with it

No. 979317

I just bought a (cheap) espresso machine and I didn't realize how expensive this hobby can become. Even to just get a "good" bean grinder is at least $150-$200. Thankfully I already had one though.

No. 979332

>>978680
Lol you can get there too with dedication!
>>978698
Ty autist anon

No. 979346

In the sims 3 I think there is an item that is 3 small paintings of fruit in a row, I always thought that would be cool to have for real in the kitchen, and today in a drawer I found some small canvases I bought some time ago so I painted an apple on one of them.
>>979298
Well done, I'm proud of you for not giving up.

No. 979383

I started timing myself when I study because a prof suggested it to find out how much we actually do for uni and I turn it off whenever I lose focus or take breaks. Right now the maximum I can do in a full day (ca. 12 hours) is only 3 and a half hours, but I can't even do that two days in a row. It seems like so little, I don't know how normal people get anything done ever lol

No. 979432

I'm currently getting really drunk alone while listening to my favorite band, no idea why, I think solitude hit me hard today.

No. 979794

i haven't made an online purchase all year and finally caved and made a very small practical order.
9$ multipack of my favourite breathable and comfortable reusable masks since i keep losing the only one i have (yes i wash it), and end up stressing on my way out the door to work. don't need to wear them except for my job and buying food really, but i get autistic sensory stuff with the sweaty non-breathable uncomfortable ones. makes me feel like an angry chimp. i cannot buy them in stores here, i have looked.
one huge 13$ bulk sized non-irritating moisturizer with a pump that will last me forever so i won't need to fuss around, or waste money on overpriced gimmicky moisturizer that irritates my skin and leads to congested pores and redness. i can't buy it in stores where i live.
compared to trying new products i can get at the drug store that really saved me a lot of wasted money and unusable non-returnable items.
going to see if anyone i know will take my unusable skincare items. i know the womens shelters don't take opened items which makes good sense.

No. 979888

I told a coworker I was 28 (29 in two months) to which he answered "huh I thought you were in the 23-24 range", and I don't know how to interpret it, does he think I lack maturity or do I just look younger than my age?

No. 979892

>>979888
He just thought you look younger than you are

No. 979901

>>979888
Honestly people in that age range can look exactly the same age. He made an assumption when you met but he was slightly off. I don't think it's too deep to worry about.

No. 979928

i was going to go to a ride concert in roppongi in 2019 and end up not going because i had too many other things i was doing and didnt want to exhaust myself too much while on vacation and i regret it so much now
ive only been to 1 other concert in my life (death grips) because i live in bumfuck nowhere. literally sucks

No. 980090

File: 1638114503716.jpg (55.56 KB, 600x377, IMG_0002.jpg)

>>974950
I started double wrapping my tea bag and so far, no tearing. Would recommend.

No. 980343

I'm getting shrooms for christmas. Gonna do them for the first time. Anyone know if I shouldn't take them due to having dissociation? (my only mental illness). I was also advised to do only half of an 1/8th, which I can only imagine is a very very tiny piece.

No. 980346

I'm looking for a new apartment and while talking with a landlord about a potential rental place he asked me to hand over three references from earlier landlords I've had. I've only lived in one place before where I am now, so I gave him the number of my previous and current landlord then asked him if I could get a reference from some of his earlier tenants just for the shit of it. He told me he didn't like my attitude and would find someone more grateful, kek. Fucker.

No. 980350

>>980346
Guy can't take a fucking joke. Hope he chokes and you find a nice apartment anon. With the way tenants are treated, we should be able to review landlords tbh.

No. 980352

>>980350
It wasn't a joke, either. I'm not in a hurry to find a new place, so I plan on asking every landlord for a reference if they have asked one from me. I think it is only fair seeing as my first landlord was a total creep who would make excuses to come inside to "check something" and then overstay is welcome talking to and bothering me. Never again.

No. 980371

I bought pistachios to make something with them, but I'm now realizing I have to crack each and every single one open

No. 980383

File: 1638142738324.png (63.38 KB, 271x267, VM8eJ.png)

ok i don't know how this works so if i do this wrong, my bad. Since this assumably a female majority website, thought it might be a good idea to ask for some advice and get some stuff off my chest- i did ask some of my mates but none of them have proven helpful.

Not to be dramatic but, theres this boy at my work who is very very 'committed' to me. I know he had liked me for a good 4 years but tried to ignore it thinking he'd get over it over time, which unfortunately is not the case. Now I've told him in the past I'm not really into guys that much, that he's not really my type and that Im just straight up not into him but he cant seem to take a hint. A year ago i even tried dating him, thinking that it would either work out or 'open his eyes' and make him realise its not meant to be (which was my first mistake). That relationship lasted a good three months-ish. i genuinley tried my best to stay with him, in a weird way i wanted it to work out because i just felt so bad for him, but i just couldn't stand it.

The situation is that: I asked this boy to come on a course with me for work, I'm the only one who needs to do it since I'm a higher rank (hard to explain). It's a course anyone can do but don't do until they reach said rank since its quite tedious- but i needed it to move up and didn't really want to do it alone so i asked for him to come, since i knew he'd agree. Honestly at the time i didn't care if he misinterpreted it or whatever because as long as i knew someone at that course i didn't care, plus i thought we'd go to the course together and go back to work and thats it. Unfortunately not because as soon as we got home from the course he sent me a message:

"Hey so ima try to keep this as short as possible. I miss you. Spending the last few days with you has kinda highlighted how much I care about you and I’m not asking you if you wanna go out w/ me or if you wanna be together, I just wanna know how you feel and want to talk about it before getting hopes up. I kinda tried to talk to you about it on the weekend but I couldn’t really find the time and when I did try I kinda froze. But yeah, I just want to know how you feel and if your looking for someone."

So i did what i usually did and ignored his message. I wish I felt bad about this but- I don't. I did not flirt or make advances or anything, if anything i think i was quite distant to him throughout the course so i didn't expect/ want something like this to happen, but i guess the extra time we had together 're-sparked' his crush(?). Regardless, I do not want to talk to him. The idea of him and I having a one-to-one conversation alone makes me so uncomfortable. To be honest, I've told him time and time again that I'm not into him and I'm tired of it. I don't know if he's waiting until one day i just say yes to dating him but you'd think he'd just give up eventually. When we went back to work he tired to get some co-workers to get me alone so we could talk, thank fuck my friend would drag me away in time. i just wish he'd leave me alone. There isn't a specific question tbh, i really just don't know what to do. To be clear, i do not like him, do not want to talk to him and strictly want a co-worker only relationship and i've actually made it quite clear so i dont know why i have to keep doing what he wants so he doesn't bitch and moan. I'm sick of avoiding him and acting stupid so he'd stop asking me out and stuff.

This is the ranting part so you don't need to read this.

Like he's a lovely boy and he has good intentions really but it's his personality that really fucking annoys me. For someone thats older than me, he's childish, needy, overtly sensitive and just plain annoying. He's one of those college obsessed guys who only talks about drinking and being w the boys n shit like that. It's always "college this" "college that" like fuck, say something else, literally anything else. It's like having a conversation with a fucking furby. He also attempts to use an assortment of slang that: for one, does not suit him, and two, doesn't make sense half of the time. It's genuinely embarrassing when he says like "hit a zoot" "so vexed" and shit like that in public, claiming that its college slang and that his college is 'his yard'. Bear in mind that he lives in an well-off, posh neighbourhood in a posh county so when he tries to act all hard it turns more into a "hello fellow kids" moment.

Besides the slang and tenaciousness, he's not entirely bad. I'd feel bad completely slandering him online. He is very nice when he's not sulking like a child. Sometimes he'd offer to buy me stuff since i don't have that much money most of the time, and he is very careful and kind around me, which i appreciate. Although, i really wish i wasn't so quick to use his money, i think accepting the money made me a little reliant on him but i've stopped so don't worry. wow I'm tired of writing this.(namefag)

No. 980425

>>980383
It’s not hard, namefag. Send him one curt text that you’re not interested and this is the last time you’re going to say so. Then if he makes any advance again take it to HR.

No. 980460

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Just remembered the Tumblr lizard election

No. 980489

>>980460
who did you vote for? i think i voted for mop

No. 980496

>>980489
I honestly don't remember, and I can't check my old blog to see since I deleted it years ago. I think it was probably Mop or Deborah.

No. 980500

I remember in elementary school, every year there'd be a huge presentation in the gym where someone who claimed to be an explorer in the African Safari would come and show all the kids a slideshow. They also let you touch animal pelts and skulls and also some musical instruments from various parts of the continent. Then of course after there was a table where you could buy gift shop trinkets like fake minerals and animal teeth. They forced us to go until about 5th grade so this was a pretty repressed memory. Honestly I always found that event so random and wondered why they forced us to go every year. I've never heard anyone else talk about this type of event in their schools before either.

No. 980516

I was suppose to tan but the sun keeps getting covered. I also shouldve started sooner ugh.

No. 980524

>>980516
Same. Just woke up and had a brekkie bong. Off to razz on some dogs with my sunkissed skin from the summer so far.

No. 980542

You know what? I've been a dumb bitch and just not taken my thyroid medication for what must be weeks now.
I know I'm doing this kind of shit as some clever way of self harm. I'm putting my foot down, me. This is dumb. I'm taking my medication again starting this morning.

No. 980544

I was making rice water, but when I went to go use it half of the water was frozen. I'm not even sure how it happened cause my fridge isn't that cold, and I had drinks right next to it that didn't get frozen.

No. 980578

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>>980500
That's so typical. We had an extreme yoyoer come in our school, perform tricks with music, then there was a stand to buy yoyos that cost between $10-$60. I went to private school so most kids were rich, and yes I got my mom to buy me a yoyo. I wouldn't want to get left out. But when I brought pic related to recess one day it was confiscated. I was so popular for the 10 minutes I had it though

No. 980668

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>>980578
Thank you for unlocking this memory of clackers. I don’t know why, but I think everyone and their mother had these at school when I was a kid, I remember getting some shiny ones in pink or yellow and getting bored because I didn’t know how to play with them properly kek.
The weird thing is that I don’t remember them getting banned in my school, everyone just got gradually bored of them and they just were relegated from hottest toy to party flavors’ toy.

No. 980672

File: 1638188181719.jpg (68.49 KB, 821x539, zelgadis-san.jpg)

Bout to watch some anime.

No. 980685

I'm so so tired I've been in bed all day, I'm as tired as when I had corona so I measured my temperature but it's even lower than usual actually

No. 980728

Everytime i eat something oh so slightly greasy (we talking about bland pastas or meat cooked with a lil bit of olive oil) i get sick with contipation + diarrhea and eventually vomiting for 1 or 2 days. So basically I'm now stuck at eating almost only raw vegetables and fruits and eventually a little bit of yogurt cause it's the only things that seem to not make me sick. Awesome.

No. 980768

Some family members are divorcing and cleaning out their house in shifts to avoid each other. We swiped the $4000 massage chair and this thing fucking rules.

No. 980910

The cheesecake I made came out with a bunch of little lumps in it. Sad.

No. 980935

I haven't got covid once during this pandemic despite being a front line worker and now working in a factory with retards. My boss told me to keep up whatever I'm doing and I truly think its because I get high everyday so I'm going to go the extra mile for him tonight and get really high because someone I'm in close contact with got covid but I tested negative lol

No. 980969

Am wearing one of my prettier skirts today, walking around feeling fabulous, waltz into a coffee shop, bashful girl approaches me at the counter to tell me the hem of my skirt is stuck in my tights. Arrgh!

No. 980982

I complained last week I think about having to go to the dentist, I went today and I wasn't scared, I guess my head was all wrong when I was scared. Everyone was nice at the hospital and they made a 3d image of my teeth, that was so cool. And then I listened to 3teeth on the way back home, I thought that was appropriate for the day and I pet a grey cat and it climbed into my lap and then I told it goodbye and went home.
>>980969
I hate it when I wear my silky skirt and I come home and see my bag made it slide up idk it gets caught under my bag on my hip always and slides up

No. 981167

Woke up and the first thing I did was make a mass grave in the backyard for the rats that got caught in the traps overnight…
Shouldn't have chewed holes in the kitchen ceiling fuckers.

No. 981262

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i started making overnight oats and i love it so much! i'm on a diet so my stomach is growling like crazy in the evenings but i'm sooo excited for breakfast. i'm gonna shower and then go to bed so i can eat my oats sooner.

No. 981280

>>981262
ooo how do you do your overnight oats, anon?

No. 981290

>>981262
looks delicious, could you share the recipe?

No. 981301

>>981290
right!? not her giving us this magical idea and then leaving without expounding on it. so mean nonnie

No. 981308

>>981290
reverse google the image and found this: https://sandhyahariharan.co.uk/mango-coconut-overnight-oats/

Literally going to get mangos after work, this sounds so delicious

No. 981318

>>981262
Same nonna! I love overnight oats so much. I’ve been making pumpkin pie overnight oats so I can satisfy my pumpkin pie urges without eating a whole pie in one sitting hehe. Plus it’s so filling! The flavor combinations are endless so I can never get bored. I like adding plain dry cereal like rice crispies, corn flakes, or plain special K for some texture too.

No. 981323

>>981318
omg I bought like four cans of pumpkin puree, I guess I'm having this for breakfast

No. 981326

>>981280
>>981290
>>981301
>>981308
kek i'm sorry sisters, i was showering!! the link that >>981308 posted inspired me, but i mostly put oats, some oatmilk and greek yogurt in a jar and then top it with fruit. currently mostly using (frozen and then thawed) mango because the fruit aisle was so barren last time i shopped, but i would love to try it with berries or cherries once they're back in season!

>>981318
that sounds so good!! i think i'll try adding some crunch too, as long as i can keep it under 400 cals per serving i'm open to everything.

No. 981365

I logged onto my email account for games and there is a message your xvideos account has been created. Wtf. So I deleted the account

No. 981518

>>981326
does the frozen mango make a difference? I just got fresh mango but it's definitely not ripe enough yet lol. Thanks for the inspiration!!

No. 981615

Why does cc always delete the good threads? There was an interesting one about which cities people hate and the reasons why but it’s gone now.

No. 981691

>>981326
Thank you for the idea nona. Greek yogurt is usually hard to find in my country, but I happened to be near a fancy grocery store when I saw your post and managed to pick some up. Gonna meal prep a few breakfasts tonight!

No. 981761

>>981518
i don't think so! i just used the frozen kind because there was no fresh fruit i liked available. i think fresh mango will be way tastier than the frozen one too.

>>981691
yay! enjoy your overnight oats when they're ready, nonna!

No. 981917

Decorated the Christmas tree last night. Gonna get more candy canes and put ornaments on the back.

No. 981939

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The eternal dilemma of having to pee but having precious sleeping pets resting on your legs.

No. 981943

Found out my coworkers that I assumed were gay are both straight and married to women, my gaydar is getting worse with age

>>980578
When the yo-yo man came to my middle school all my classmates were more interested in talking to the guy who was playing the piano during their presentation kek

No. 981946

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bought a snickers creamy and my favorite b&j's ice cream (moophoria chocolate cookie dough) today and both were meh. the ice cream used to be my favorite but now it tastes weirdly watery. the snickers creamy was meh, but i can see myself buying this when i'm on my period and craving something fatty.

No. 981950

>>981946
the snickers creamy one is amazing imo but they only sell it in small sizes here (uk.) youre right that it does satisfy creamy/fatty cravings really well when regular chocolate isnt enough

No. 981952

>>981946
What is this and why don't I have one????

No. 981958

Watched GWTW for the first time today. Found it really boring and badly acted.

No. 981962

>>981950
i think i was so hyped for it that my expectations were way too high. but yeah, i'm from germany and i also only saw the single packs at the checkout, which i don't mind. i always wish there was more variety in candy bars at the checkout. sucks for the parents whose kids throw huge fits over wanting an overpriced snickers, but i'm an adult and i enjoy buying one (1) single bar of chocolate.

>>981952
i'll throw one out of my window, pls make sure to catch it nonny.

No. 982110

just got stung by a bee on my foot

No. 982126

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I went to the grocery store and they sell some fortnite things idk what they are but there was this girl on the wrapper and I thought "Jolyne in fortnight???!??!?!???!?!?"

No. 982584

I'm in this art Discord, right? I don't really talk to these people outside of art stuff but some of them are pretty close. It just came out that for the past FIVE years, the server owner and Secret Santa organizer has been secretly accepting payment for people to get this one artist who doesn't take commissions as their Secret Santa. Now there's all this drama about art pimping in the server and I'm just scrolling through it wishing I talked to these people more because I've been missing out on so much drama.

No. 982598

>>982584
Damn so the best artist who was probably making stuff to be nice was secretly being outbid and not seeing a cent? I'd be fucking pissed too like wheres my $50-1000 or whatever they paid him

No. 982623

I ran out of conditioner, now my hair is crunchy!!!

No. 982626

It's freezing cold so I turned on some relaxing jazz music, put on some layers and buried myself under my covers. I think I'd be happy as a bear hibernating through winter.

No. 982685

I have a home decor conundrum. My whole apartment is very 40s Victorian revival. My problem is my work/gaming setup. My house is 40sqm or 430sqft and my desk with my pc is in the living room. Of course it doesn't fit with the rest of the house and all inspiration I've been able to find is about a second bedroom that's used as an office or a very nice desk but with a tiny laptop that can be quickly put away. I have two monitors and an ugly, black and red GAMER case. I'm remodeling in January and I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with this part of my home that I dislike but I'm having a hard time sorting this out.

On another note, I found a very nice painting next to a garbage container yesterday. People throw away the prettiest things.

No. 982711

>>982584
Please elaborate anon kek this sounds milky af

No. 982718

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It's the first of December and I know what I'm reading.

No. 982727

I finished designing and knitting a pair of work gloves for my boyfriend that fit like a second skin, the fingers have no gaps or spaces between them either. He's wearing them today and I feel like a proud parent!

No. 982732

I've been eating coconut Greek yogurt with hemp hearts for breakfast and it tastes so good. Reminds me of an expensive granola bar.

No. 982740

One more month until I complete my 2021 new years resolution of not buying any new clothes!! This is the first resolution I've ever had to myself that was serious (usually it's something like "pet more dogs" or something) and I'm proud of myself for sticking to it.

No. 982771

Had a nice day in work even though I have a cold.

No. 982781

>>982685
I think it would be cool if you could make a frame like an old picture frame to put over the monitor, a real wood frame would be too heavy but maybe you could make a plastic frame and add the relief with some clay

No. 982784

>>982685
Make a wooden cover for the pc tower?

No. 982796

>>982740
Wow that's impressive. I can't stop buying shit so i cant imagine

No. 982816

Babysitting my 4 year old cousin and every five minutes or so he will take a break from whatever he is doing, stand up and scream "IS YOUR NAME POOP!?!?" in my face and then sit down and continue playing while I stare blankly at him having given no response. Only 3 hours left.

No. 982833

>>982816
Answer him. Maybe you'll snap him out this hellish cycle

No. 982837

>>982816
"That's Pooperella to you, SIR"

No. 982863

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No. 982874

>>982740
I'm SO proud of you Noni!

I did it a few years ago and now I only get new clothes if I truly need them and only from slow fashion shops. It's been so liberating!

No. 982889

>>982816
Well, is it?

No. 982890

>>982863
HAHAAAA thank you nonnie

No. 982908

>>982874
Thank you nonna! It really is! Sometimes I will look at my favorite brands to see what they have on sale and I don't know if it's because what they've been putting out actually looks like shit this year or if I've just become really picky about clothes, but I usually don't have the strong urge to buy anything. There's "oh that's cute" stuff, but nothing so cute that I'm willing to break my resolution for. I also had bedbugs this year and tl;dr is I had to have most of my clothes in storage for months. I used to be so self conscious, especially at work, for rewearing clothes often, but after being forced to juggle the same handful of tops/bottoms/dresses I kept, I realized no one actually gave a shit and my need for more clothes/more outfits was just all in my head. When I got all my clothes back, it made me realize that I've gone from "ugh I can't wait until I move out and have room for more clothes" to "why do I have so many clothes? how can I downsize this more?" Crazy kek.

I've got my eye on some slow fashion shops I'd really like to buy from one day! I really want to focus on buying clothes only made from natural fibers from here on out too.

>>982796
It gets easier with time! I hope you'll try it out one day nonna. It's a harmless thing to attempt and there's no real prize at the end besides self satisfaction and maybe some money saved. I'm trying to move away from my previous materialistic self and have also become very big on spiting the current big societal push to buy more and buy often. I still buy shit I don't need though, so it's a work in progress kek.

No. 982950

Getting a root canal in about an hour. Pray for me nonnas!

No. 982955

>>982950
I've had 3 in my life. It'll be okay. Take some headphones and listen to loud metal music! Industrial always helps me because of the drilling sounds, goes well with industrial

No. 982956

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No. 982958

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I'm getting my IUD replaced tomorrow. I'm nervous but I know it'll be fine. Here's to another 5 years of no babies and easy, breezy, practically non-existant periods.

No. 983020

I've accidentally stumbled into tradblr and holy shit these women are so insane, especially with their obsession of being "submissive" to their husbands.

No. 983068

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loads of trannies (mtfs to make it even worse) have suddenly started following my fandom writing account on twitter. going to have to start softblocking them all before it gets too bad because i cant abide the thought of moids following me. the latest is some nasty french AGP with a foot fetish(?) too. i think they started following due to another person (male???) who followed me yesterday who i naively assumed was a cringe but relatively average woman due to the amount of mentions of being a lesbian on their profile.
>mfw i thought i could escape this shit by pointing out that i’m bisexual and making bihet jokes since they usually swarm lesbians and hate bi women but i guess not even we’re safe now

No. 983104

>>983068

If you're looking for a way to get rid of them, I have a couple of recommendations:
1. Scortched Earth: Make your position clear with little offence, such as posting or retweeting that sex-based rights petition Richard Dawkins recently posted. This way you have recourse to say you're just supporting women without directly saying fuck you troons.
2. Scortched Earth and Fuck You: Post that men will never be women because they say so, and that it is just a combination of sexism and hoophobia. This specifically calls out troon unlike the above method.
3. Stealth (kek): If you are a fandom writer as in fanfiction, reference things that only happen to certain sexes frequently and mention that it is something that only happens to them. See this mother, only women give birth, only women get periods, only men get erections, etc. For reader inserts, you could say the reader is female so expect penis ni vagina sex, etc. This way you can be true to reality, have a way to deny accusations of troonsphobia, and can possibly cause a little "You will never be a woman" in their head. If you don't do fanfic writing (not sure what other fandom writing would be, theories maybe?), you can reference theories retaining to biological sex.
4. Reality: Don't change anything, but use real words (no cis, no identifies as, etc). This allows you to deny allegations, etc. Basically, ignore them if they come at you and hopefully they will either give up, or better yet, go away.

No. 983110

>>983068
Honestly you should just block them totally, they won't even notice it anyway, they are so terminally online they always follow 800+ Twitter accounts.

No. 983111

>>982956
>>982955
Thanks! The procedure was actually great. I didn't end up listening to music, but I was so comfortable I didn't need to. My tooth was stinky though.

No. 983160

I miss komaeda anon

No. 983162

>>983160
Yeah…

No. 983166

>>983160
Me too. I hope she's doing well

No. 983176

File: 1638401196998.gif (1.76 MB, 313x313, tumblr_d62f367cdd584494317ab31…)

>>983160
I hope she is still lurking and doing well, but I'm relieved not to have to look at Komaeda or read about his smegma daily

No. 983183

>>983160
I thought the same just a few hours ago

No. 983213

>>983176
I choose to believe this is her

No. 983513

>>983176
What the hell is this gif from?

No. 983560

>>982958
Got that fucker replaced!! Fuck the insertion was so much painful than I remember it being. Worth it though.!

No. 983593

7-Eleven strawberry paleta do be bussssin

No. 983896

I got a new e-file today and I'm so happy. It's really cute and super quiet.

No. 983904

>>983560
Why does everyone say it was painful? idk if I'm misremembering but it wasn't that painful?

No. 984006

About to make french toast with almond butter and apples

No. 984023

>>984006
nona pls share

No. 984099

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>>984023
Here you go nonny the pic is actually regular toast but just pretend it's french toast

No. 984106

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>>984099
bless you nona, cheers

No. 984110

>>984108
excuse you, the full file name is:
>young-woman-eating-toast-chocolate-spread-banana-attractive-her-twenties-long-blonde-hair-slice-as-snack-51902438
if you are gonna make accusations at least be throughout.

No. 984113

File: 1638499614266.png (115.38 KB, 448x448, Meanie.png)

>>984111

No. 984117

>>984110
You wanna know how I know you're a scrote? Because that's obviously NOT a toast, just a slice of bread. Disgusting.

No. 984120

File: 1638499948646.png (84.49 KB, 254x239, Help.png)

>>984117
I-… aah

No. 984165

I really want to watch The Wiz but I have no time

No. 984169

>>984165
It's funny and worth a watch on a rainy day. My siblings and I have an inside joke about the crying in it that goes "tee-hee" michael jackson-ish. It's goofy and kitsch

No. 984170

How do you anons think a /ot/ or lc in general irl meet up would go? I'm not proposing it as an official idea or anything, since I think it would be a pain to plan out and also potential dangers and the such, but I think it'd be very nice. I've heard of some of the different 4chan board meet ups, and I think it's because of the edgy and degenerate culture on there it has so much potential for awkwardness, but I don't see that being a problem on here (since that stuff gets actively discouraged). Nonnas on here seem very genuine and sweet, so I think it would go okay enough.

No. 984172

>>984170
Retarded, someone would sneak a creep shot and doxx dozens of anons

No. 984176

>>984170
Lol no the fuck we don't, there's been issues here for a while from anons attacking anons who are venting about their shitty life (claiming they're lying, claiming they're actually the issue, claiming they're scrotes, etc)

I also assume that most people here intertwine with CC who are 90% troons with hentai fetishes

No. 984215

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>>984170
I don't want to meet any of you. Sorry not sorry.

No. 984268

I'm learning how to cook and I made a chicken salad, tastes pretty good, I'm proud

No. 984269

>>984170
i'd never show up to a meetup but i do wish i knew farmers irl. meeting one of you in the wild in my libfem city while somehow revealing each other's power level would be impossible… nonintas… i yearn……..

No. 984300

>>984170
I love all of you and I care so much about how your cats are, and whether or not you have diarrhea and how your managers are treating you but I never want to meet any of you

No. 984428

>>984170
I would like a friend or two irl I could share this bullshit with–any female friend I've vaguely explained this place to thought it sounded like a nasty, shitty place lol–but at the end of the day some of you ladies scare me. Just a bit. Enough that I would never do this lol.

No. 984519

>>984170
Girl unless we are all a bunch of sorority girls I don't wanna have no photos of we all together

No. 984523

I bought the nail polish that needs uv light to dry, by accident. Dammit, I think I'm going to buy an uv lamp though it seems cool

No. 984533

File: 1638555311721.gif (1.94 MB, 500x281, 7jqA.gif)

>>984170
Hell fucking no.
>>984169
Yes, I love the movie! I'm just waiting for some free time. I can never get over how cute Diana Ross was as Dorothy

No. 984535

File: 1638555400261.gif (4.04 MB, 450x244, G53M.gif)

>>984533
Samefag, but I just remembered how scary the subway scene was and still is

No. 984538

>>984523
And so anon makes her first step into the world of diy gel nails. Have fun nonna! This shit is fun. Look up guides before you do it since it takes some prep work, but gel nails are cute and pays off.

No. 984582

>>984538
Oh man this is a whole other level, I think I'm just going to give my nail polish away to someone I didn't think there was so much stuff to be done.

No. 984597

Do you just hear yourself blinking sometimes wtf

No. 984614

>>984597
your eyes are thirsty

No. 984856

I wanna make some creme brulee donuts, but I am too lazy. I don't even really like filled donuts anyway.

No. 985177

I hate having cold hands aaaaaaaaaa

No. 985184

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>>976486
I made one yesterday too nonna… i tried posting my art on twitter but it flopped and i just kept seeing pros on my timelines or coomers so i retrieved to tumblr. I hope there are still users on there

No. 985188

>>985177
i'll blow on them to keep them warm

No. 985201

>>985184
Good luck and have fun, ugh twitter is filled with coomers, I feel like there's less on tumblr, but maybe it's just my feeling

No. 985215

>>984597
lube your eyes wtf

No. 985355

>>984597
yes but it's my eyelashes i think not dryness

No. 985403

I got so ridiculously horny my head started to spin, what the fuck, I'm not 15 anymore lol.

No. 985654

File: 1638658223145.gif (133.34 KB, 151x200, 1AT0.gif)

I had a nice time playing videogames, I shot so many dudes in the head, I feel so motivated now; I think I'll try to stop wasting time on lolcow and watching stupid youtube videos and instead start shooting some guys up in games and then get back to work. I try to explain to my roommate how fun it is to shoot people in a game but she just doesn't get it.

No. 985695

>>985654
what game anon?

No. 985720

>>985695
Team fortress 2, I love shooting the bow and arrow I get so many headshots. But I play against robots and not real people so that's probably why I get so many headshots but I don't care if I suck, it's fun

No. 985730

>>984597
yessss, I have not achieved peak introversion until the cave I've holed myself up in is so quiet I can hear myself blink

No. 985731

>>985188
suck on them too pls

No. 985873

My ikea lightbulb from 6 years ago finally died

No. 985885

I never knew it was a woman who wrote the Geronimo Stilton books. Her mind

No. 985929

File: 1638702613461.jpg (63.83 KB, 524x522, martina you bpd bitch i love y…)

Finished Slayers Next the other day. I hope Martina continues to be in the sequels.

No. 985965

>>985929
She isn't. She's basically bootleg Naga, so try to watch the movies and OAVs someday, you might like Naga as well.

No. 985995

i made an online friend through a shared hobby and we click really well and have a lot of fun together, but… i know she's lying out of her ass to me. i know she's a 30 year old woman who works in retail because i was in touch with her once many years ago. she's now pretending to be a 20 year old girl fresh out of high school and who's only working in retail for the time being, but she's actually planning to go to university to study archeology. she's also super into 80s movie stuff because it's her childhood, which doesn't make sense when she's only 20 years old… she constantly contradicts herself when we talk about stuff from "my" childhood because obviously she can relate to it since we're both around 30, but officially she's ten years younger. one time she had a discord status about how she got a scholarship, but yesterday she said she didn't want to go through the trouble of trying to get a scholarship because telling people about her sad background story is embarrassing. she's also constantly using pics of a former victoria's secret model (anna speckhart) as her display pic, when i saw her real selfies once and she looks nothing like her. granted she uses old pics of anna speckhart, from her instagram in 2014 or so, so it's not like she's using model pics from the runway or something, but it's so embarrassing. i pretend i don't notice anything because i'm having a lot of fun with our shared hobby, but sometimes it disturbs me what a huge liar she is. i don't wanna call her out because it's not like this is a super deep "friendship", but still. it's weird when you know someone is lying to you about so many things.

No. 986004

>>985995
Its weird to not say anything since you know

No. 986008

>>985995
I would say something, if not solely out of concern. If she's a such a cool person to talk to why does she feel the need to act like that?

No. 986082

>>986004
>>986008
i forgot to mention, i armchair diagnosed her with bpd so i prefer to only interact with her fake persona. i just know she's going to have an episode or something around christmas and probably ghost me because she's depressed af or whatever, but until then i'll enjoy our stupid little project together and won't say anything. think of us as colleagues who share an office and get along nicely, but one of them is cray cray.

No. 986089

>>985873
Damn, in the TV ad they always show it lasting half a lifetime. I think I'm gonna sue them in your place and demand a lifetime supply of lightbulbs.

No. 986109

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>>967576
I wish I was a toilet with marbled cleaning products in me

No. 986236

>>986109
snort ketamine

No. 986257

>>985995
This is baffling and for many reasons. How were you in touch with her and why is she larping as a 20 year old now kek and why is she larping as a 20 year old with a fellow 30 year old. Like why put herself through the trouble. So many questions

No. 986290

Lately on the weekends I'll be sitting in watching something and I'll think to myself 'it must be nearly midnight' and when I check it's like 7.

No. 986291

>>986290
7pm not am lol

No. 986296

>>986290
Me too, and then three hours later I'll be thinking to myself that only 45 minutes have passed since I last looked at the time and it's 10pm.

No. 986321

i haven't read anything for a while now

No. 986347

File: 1638743804772.gif (35.58 KB, 220x162, sugarbunnies-baking.gif)

I'm doodling Sanrio characters.

No. 986364

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I've been convinced for quite a while now that one of my friends browses on here, too, and now she's changed her profile pic on discord (we're irl friends, don't worry) onto some pic that was posted on here very recently, which just strengthens my suspicions. I'm onto you and I'll ask you about Danganronpa and Komaeda the next time I see you, just you wait.

No. 986366

>>986364
you found me

No. 986398

I just chugged water and I feel so sick. Clutching my stomach.

No. 986402

>>986398
Me too, but that's the only way I manage to drink enough almost daily.

No. 986415

File: 1638750936276.jpg (17.09 KB, 300x350, Tumblr_l_393924615397333.jpg)

>>986364
If you keep poking your nose into my business, I'll be forced to teleport behind you.

No. 986470

>>986402
I get that. As much as I love water, If I don't drink it fast I'll just forget about it. Drinking through a straw helps with the sick feeling, but I just didn't do it this time.

No. 986527

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I often like listening to The Caretaker's album "An Empty Bliss From Beyond This World" when I get high on shrooms.

No. 986535

>>986527
Why did you have to remind me those albums exist

No. 986657

back when i worked at walmart i could have sworn i heard them play the smiths shoplifters of the world unite on walmart radio once
i actually heard them play the smiths and morrissey songs often and always noticed because im a big smiths fan but that memory is pretty funny, also i havent stepped foot in a walmart since leaving and dont plan to ever again but my bf recently started working there again

No. 986754

>>986657
Name your favorite The Smiths song

No. 987110

>>986754
Bigmouth strikes again

No. 987234

File: 1638830482051.jpg (5.92 KB, 800x600, Criterion-Collection.jpg)

finally splurged and bought a criterion channel subscription. can't wait to watch pretentious art house films

No. 987323

>>987110
nta but great taste, I love that one. I'm a basic bitch though so there is a light that never goes out will always by my favorite

No. 987394

>>986754

Still Ill

No. 987400

just bought one of those snackeez cups so i can sip water AND eat dry cereal from the same goddamn gadget. life is good, putas. life is good.

No. 987421

>>986754
my favorite is either girlfriend in a coma or heaven knows im miserable now but i dont think theres a single bad smiths song

No. 987428

>>986754
cemetery gates is my all time favorite

No. 987459

>>987234
You know you're about to see a good movie when you see this, Pathé, Sony Picture Classics, or Janus Films at the start. Also the studio logo that has an artistic rendition of running horses in black and white which I forgot the name of.

No. 987504

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Anyone have recs for laundry detergents that are good and smell nice without being chalk full of "fake" fragrance (don't know how else to word it). Picrel is what I'm currently using and I don't hate it… it just smells a little too much like laundry detergent lol

No. 987525

>>986754
Reel around the fountain

No. 987543

>>987504
Persil.

No. 987558

My carbon monoxide alarm went off at 1 am and firefights came to my house but it was a false alarm

No. 987568

>>987558
glad everything was ok but sorry you had to deal with the scare <3

No. 987689

>>987558
I am so glad you're okay

No. 987741

I made dough 2/3 days ago, and I'm not sure if it's still good. I hope it is.

No. 987754

>>986754
It's really hard for me to choose between Still Ill, Pretty Girls Make Graves and Girl Afraid

No. 987786

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I grabbed a breakfast sandwich out earlier. It had 2 slices of bacon and 2 sausages and now a few hours later I think I'm going to die of dehydration. Holy salt content

No. 987787

I just dropped a massive load on the porcelain throne and I feel like a new woman. I dropped like five pounds just now, I swear. Wowie. Surprised it all went down in one flush.

No. 987793

>>987787
Oh no, That other anon is gonna be pisssed when she see this…

No. 987799

File: 1638888613187.gif (642.05 KB, 365x200, 200 (1).gif)

>>987793
Heh heh hehhhhh

No. 987801

I won two contests in a month, one was technically a small grant but either way. I won a couple of hand dyed wool and mohair named after Grateful Dead music and a dusty rose wool, and then won a mini-grant where they offer up to $150 for any art supplies to fund a personal art project. I wrote a little essay about how being genetically fucked up makes my proportions difficult to shop for, and would rather work towards making my own wardrobe and it woooorked. I picked out some silk/wool blend in a soft fingering weight that was dyed with local flowers from my friend, so she also gets paid $150 for her work in a lump sum. If I weren't so sick right now I'd be doing a dance! I write knitting and crochet patterns as a hobby and this is the best early gift ever.

No. 987836

The bass in Venus Fly needs to be LOUDER!!!!!! I need to hear my eardrums vibrating

No. 987864

My blackcurrant throat sweets taste like aniseed.

No. 987868

A new coworker specifically hates a musician because they're always stoned and it's like bitch I'm always stoned and you've gravitated towards me the most because you love my positive vibes and ability to keep on truckin' lmao

No. 987876

>>987836
Hell yeah

No. 987879

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Got a christmas gift from my company. They give out small presents every year. This year it's a phone stand like picrel. Kinda shitty but I used to look at buying one but was too cheap for it so everything worked out kek. We also got a giftcard with a little bit of money on it. I think I'm gonna use the money to buy snacks I was considering buying yesterday but didn't get, or maybe a new foam seat cushion because my current one is old and tearing. What do nonas think?

No. 987898

>>987879
Snaaaaaacks

No. 987929

Finally watching the 1998 version of Cats. Might become a furry next

No. 987934

>>987879
New foam seat cushion. You have all of December to eat snacks, you will eat snacks on the holidays, too. But a new seat cushion will last you a while, so it's worth it to invest in it!

No. 987939

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>>987898
Exactly what I was thinking, but

>>987934
You have a damn good point.

No. 987941

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>>987929
I really wanted to watch the 2019 movie and tried to get my friends to go with me but none of them wanted to. I should've just gone without those pussies.

No. 987969

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>>987941
I was in the same boat! The original is stunning in its costuming, though. Plus Tati Westbrook is in it

No. 987990

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These are the best chocolates ever. I can’t believe how many varieties there are. If you buy me a box of these I will fuck you.

No. 987991

>>986754
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Panic, Suffer The Children

No. 987997

>>987969
kek actually?

No. 988007

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>>987990
Holy fuck I didn't know most of these varieties existed

No. 988013

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>>987990

I would

No. 988016

>>987990
There’s a Lindt shop in Portsmouth that sells these but like it’s a huge pick and mix. Best shop ever

No. 988019

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No. 988030

>>987990
for once i feel privileged because you can buy strawberries and cream in stores here (europe btw). also they didn't list the white chocolate and matcha ones so i guess they're not available in the us?

No. 988248

My throat is a little sore and I don't know why

No. 988290

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>>988013
I have a schzoid theory about this man

No. 988296

>>988290
Please share anon

No. 988306

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>>987990
I like the Ritter Sport chocolates the best, they're not as common in my country so novelty plays a factor in that too

No. 988308

>>988306
I would amputate at least one toe for a lifetime supply of the cornflake one

No. 988423

File: 1638946733897.jpg (111.55 KB, 832x624, panda.jpg)

>>985965
That's too bad. But I do like Naga.

No. 988451

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>>988290
Do tell

No. 988453

>>988306
I tried the Rum Trauben Nuss one once and it was delicious. I dislike most chocolates with alcohol becuase they have a liquid center (it's messy to eat) and the alcohol always overpowers everything else but the ritter one is all solid and the rum taste isn't too strong. It's very good, I should buy it again.

No. 988462

>>988306
ritter sport is such a funny little company. they basically wanted to create a chocolate bar that would weigh the same as a regular bar, but would fit into a sports jacket pocket. funny little guys

No. 988490

>>988308
You mean Knusperflakes

No. 988567

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>>987990
Chocolate just isn't really my thing, but I really like these. Someone at my job got a huge box as a gift and left it in the office kitchen for people to try and I don't know why, but I love it so much. I looked it up and turns out it's just cheapo chocolate, but I never expected it to be so good?!

No. 988570

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>>988567
Samefag, but even if I won't go out of my way to buy any chocolate, I will go absolutely fucking BONKERS for some Royce chocolate. It is so fucking good, it is truly the only chocolate that I will go out of my way to get and gorge myself on. It isn't really that expensive in Japan, like 800 yen a box, but it can be a little hard to find outside of airports since they're mainly souvenier gifts. They aren't hard to find in my city thankfully, they have a handful of small stores, but they're $20 a fucking box and the box is so small.

I love Royce chocolate. I will never shut up about it. It's so mindblowingly good. If we were in an apocolypse and some grimey homeless man had a fresh box, I'd absolutely 100% fuck him for it.

No. 988879

>>988248
Samefag, I'm now realizing it might be from taking supplements. Can you even get a sore throat from shallowing supplements?

No. 988882

>>988879
Not really sore, but after swallowing a really big gel capsule my throat felt dry-ish and strange the whole day

No. 989218

I started wearing a wax earplug in my right ear because it keeps my pulsatile tinnitus under control. I was starting to go insane listening to my blood rushing past my eardrum all day. For some reason the earplug helps, I think because of pressure it puts on my ear. I wish I could do this in public without looking like a sped kek

No. 989222

>>989218
Do it nonna. Your comfort matters more than the opinion of people on the street who you will probably never see again and will forget thinking about how you look like a sped within 5 minutes.

No. 989419

I would like a social media platform where posts you make would get deleted after a while. Maybe you can pick between having them up for 24 hours, 72 hours, or a week. One reason I don't like using social media is because having a big profile with posts spanning back a long time gives me anxiety.

No. 989435

>>989419
You could do this with instagram? At least I do something similar, got a few posts up but the majority I post via stories

No. 989504

Staying with friends and decanting my poo-pourri into a travel spray bottle labeled "serum" has been great. I keep it with my face wash so it's stealthily always within reach of the toilet. No poop smell anxiety, also bonus benefit that if anyone wants to be greedy and try my "serum" which sounds expensive they'll spray scented alcohol on their face kek

No. 989755

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I love my lil girl so much I get so excited seeing her happy. Off to the dog park!

No. 989774

>>989755
spoiler request

No. 989788

>>989774
imagine hating dogs

No. 989791

>>989755
Cutie. Have fun anon ♥

No. 989793

>>989755
Have fun at the dog park nonna!! Gosh I miss my dog so much. She's at home and I'm at work, but I miss her every moment I'm not with her.

No. 989797

>>989788
You already have an entire thread to yourselves I can hide. I don't have to hate dogs to not coo over the worst breed in existence

No. 989802

>>989797
You also have your thread for other anons to hide, but dog-hate anons still find ways to go outside of their containment thread all the time so who cares. Let anon be happy about spending time with her dog.

No. 989806

I grabbed a quick bite at maccas with a friend and I can't stop feeling ridiculously guilty despite knowing full well that I rarely eat maccas so it's not going to kill me or make me gain 20 lbs overnight. I'm only 1/4th of the way through this medium soda, I think I'm just gonna have a few more sips then keep it in the fridge to slowly drink over the course of the rest of the week.

No. 989843

I spilled water all over my phone. It still works fine, but maybe I'll put it in rice just to be sure.

No. 989919

It's the first time since summer 2009 I'm wearing non-sweatpants pants (I only wear skirts and dresses). I've never felt so restricted in my life and the back of my knees hurt.

No. 989973

>>989919
i'm impressed by your ability to go over 10 years without having to wear pants tbh

No. 989983

Took a swig of the last bit of sprite I had in this cup, immediately followed up with a swig of the last bit of this earl grey I had in my other cup, and it tasted like lipton's bottled lemon iced tea kek.

No. 989998

File: 1639085842592.jpg (14.54 KB, 250x317, squort.jpg)

>>989919
I don't think I've worn a dress or skirt in 10 years. I did wear one of those pairs of shorts (that only looks like a skirt from the the front?) over the summer and it felt odd after all that time.

Maybe 'squorts' always feel odd tho

No. 990004

>>989998
Do you not like them anon? Or you just don't have any?

No. 990012

File: 1639086602420.jpg (18.9 KB, 540x500, weeeeee.jpg)

Why do I have the urge to pee as soon as I finish a cup of water. I know water doesn't take very long to digest but wtf.

No. 990022

>>990004
Tbh I had a whole trans phase way back then and certain levels of feminine clothing just.. I never really got back to that again.

I was crushing on a guy over the summer and I thought my butch style might be giving him gay vibes so that had me trying out squorts as a possible gateway back to skirts lol. Soon as the weather got cold again I went back to my preferred style, can't be arsed. Maybe next summer I'll see.

No. 990032

>>990012
My mom was like this, she had the tiniest bladder because a tumor was crushing it.

No. 990048

>>990012
is that a sims 2 alien baby

No. 990054

>>990022
I'm sure you look great in current style, butchy or not. tbh I only wear dresses when I'm feeling really lazy, and usually don't even wear them out of the house. If it makes you feel better about the situation with the crush, I know a girl who dresses very butch and she has nabbed herself a very handsome dude.

No. 990079

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I love taking unflattering pics of my cat

No. 990084

>>990079
I'm gonna save that one for future application

No. 990102

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>>990032
Well thanks anon, now I'm worried about a tumor jk, I have an infection and I think it might be because I keep drinking more water pretty much as soon as I piss
>>990048
That's him alright

No. 990121

I'm home alone but I still cooked myself a full dinner and now I have leftovers for tomorrow. It's really good and warmed me up

No. 990133

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i got an ereader a while ago and i really love it but god do i hate physical books now. i don't plan on ever going back to buying any physical books on a whim just to stuff a bookshelf, but i got some really pretty children's classics a while ago and i'm slowly reading them, but god do i hate having to hold them while reading. physical books are so clunky and uncomfortable.

No. 990141

>>990133
>actually reading the bigass heavy decorative books
ISHYGDDT… yeah of course they suck. Leave the decor on the shelf and get paperbacks for actually reading… plus they're way cheaper.

No. 990152

I burnt my fucking orange chicken

No. 990166

>>990141
dw nonny, i also hate paperbacks. i get all my books from zlib so I don't care how cheap ugly paperbacks are either.

No. 990174

File: 1639097809122.gif (2.18 MB, 640x358, amberlynn-reid-amber-lynn.gif)

>>990152
how could you….,

No. 990176

>>990133
I love aesthetic books but reading from an e-reader (the kind that's easier on your eyes) is just so much more comfortable for me which I hate admitting

No. 990183

>>990166
>>990176
>caring what a book physically looks like
kek. you are shallow

No. 990191

>>990183
you can enjoy literature and aesthetically pleasant design. That's not shallow at all

No. 990203

>>990174
>>990152
what an amazing interaction, i love lolcow

No. 990234

Intermittent fasting pretty much eliminated all of my IBS symptoms even though I didn’t really change my diet

No. 990329

i saw some pro trans bullshit on the wall in a local spot and scribbled over it in permanent marker. fuck em

No. 990336

>>990329
great job nona, keep up the good work.

No. 990347

>>990329
Based.

No. 990498

>>990183
i'm mindful of my physical possession and only want to surround myself with things that 'spark joy', to put it in terms that a mensa candidate like you can understand. nothing shallow about that, even though it may sound like that to someone utterly poisoned by late stage capitalism.

>>990176
i felt like that too, but then i sat down and asked myself 'who am i trying to impress?' and i realized that i only felt weird about liking ebooks more because people milk the whole reading aesthetic to hell and back. if anything, i now noticed that people find it incredibly impressive when i say that i only read ebooks and that i don't buy physical books except when i really loved the book and i also find a beautiful copy of it. embrace your ereader, nonny!

No. 990755

My mom keeps asking me what I want for Christmas and I have no idea, I don't need anything practical like clothing or household appliances, and ad for my hobbies I'm autistically private about them because she used to make fun of the things I liked when I was younger, there's no way I'm letting her know about them. Also she'd buy everything on Amazon and I don't want that.

No. 990758

>>990498
I'm the same way about physical books! Owning a lot of books felt really performative to me. I usually borrow from my library just so I can read books without committing to finding space for them in my room, but recently bought a secondhand kindle since they have ebooks available too (used to read on my phone but didn't like it draining my battery). There are a small number of books that I reread all the time though, so I might commit to buying physical copies just because I know they would be read over and over. I know you can load pirated files onto a kindle too but I think there's a risk of them recognizing it as pirated or something.

No. 990796

>>990755
Ask for a gift card anon, or dinosaur stuffed animals, I always ask for dinos.

No. 990812

>>990133
I hate the space physical books take up in my living space. I hate how they used to literally collect dust on my bookshelves and how I'd have to clean that regularly despite having no real use because after reading a book once or twice it stand there unused. When I got my first e-reader I sold all my books and gave the rest away, no regrets.

No. 990839

>>990755
I ask for stuff that are small luxuries I will actually use. Fancy hand soap, a woodwick candle, one of those hot sauce gift packs. I'm easy to shop for

No. 990880

Any time I order items from businesses located in my own country (in stock in a warehouse 2/3 hours up the road)… it takes a week for them to even hand it over to the courier. If I order something from a whole other country it'll get here in half the time.

No. 990886

I gotta marinade the chicken. and I'm gonna do it right now!

No. 990911

>>990886
yeah girl let it soak them flavours mm damn thats a tender chiggin

No. 990925

>>990755
how about some cute storage boxes, or even for jewelry?
nice teacup set is a nice 'low-effort' gift too.

No. 990943

>>990911
Ya I got greek yogurt, curry, and basil garlic. Can't wait to eat hhhnnng

No. 990951

>>990943
Oh damn yes that is how you do it right there

No. 990956

I found out that you have a limit for how many sticky notes you can have in Win7 and that I just reached it. They tell me to please delete some before I make some more, but I all need them and I am already using some of them for more than one purpose…

No. 990957

>>990796
I don't want a gift card, you can only use them in lame shops like fast fashion, makeup or home decorations.
>>990839
>>990925
The thing is I have too much stuff already, I don't really need anything, I'd rather get nothing than accumulate more clutter, but my mom refuses to understand that.

No. 990966

File: 1639165597960.gif (2.32 MB, 498x408, hmmm.gif)

it's always a relief to me when i see that the person picking up my doordash order is a girl and not a scrote

No. 990980

>>990957
There are visa/mastercard giftcards that can be used anywhere.

No. 990981

>>990956
What's the limit?

No. 991033

>>990957
thats why i mentioned asking for storage boxes. you could also ask for some haircare/skincare, do you have something expensive in your routine, or maybe wanted to try something new? eg Olaplex is popular at the moment.

No. 991038

>>990755
>>990957
get her to gift to a charity in your name or ask for a daytrip, like tickets to the cinema/sauna/amusement park/train tickets for city trip etc. That's something you can do and won't collect clutter

No. 991039

>>990981
I counted 49 notes, but that's a weird number so I probably missed one and it's 50.

No. 991157

I wasted time on drawing my husbando instead of doing homework again, I don't really have to do this homework but I have to solve a few problems to get a better grade, fuck it I'm going to try to solve it anyway instead of sleeping

No. 991247

File: 1639194383878.jpg (205.9 KB, 1200x800, john.jpg)

I saw a golden retriever that looks like young John Travolta

No. 991300

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I woke up last night to use the bathroom, and when I looked in the mirror my eggbags were damn near black. They're not as bad now though.

No. 991399

>>991300
your… eggbags?

No. 991423

It's embarrassing but I basically only wear Brandy Melville now because clothes shopping stresses me out and it's so much easier to just shop from one store with only one size that I usually fit and the same basic clothing in the same select colors that match each other

No. 991431

>>991399
I can't stop laughing at eggbags

No. 991446

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>>991399
I'd be horrified too if my designer bag got dirty

No. 991447

>>991423
Yeah I'm sure you're real embarrassed of shopping at a store notorious for exclusively catering to skinny trendy girls

No. 991456

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For my bday a few days ago I got gift cards and being a tard I bought myself the childish shit that I really want but never buy for myself, kid shit. To offset that I did a clear out of old stuff like some pokemon plush that were well loved and well past their best days.

I put them in these cheapo tranparent bin bags and I threw some of the packaging from a new toy on top. I stopped and stood there for a moment looking at old Raichu smiling back at me from the trash and I had a laugh at how either a child or a massive tist lives in my house. Today I went to put something in the bin and shit's still there but everything is moved around. Raichu is ass up. It's pretty rare that you'd ever take a mental picture of the inside of your bin but I did and I can't find any reasonable excuse for how it happened. Private back garden, super sturdy bin, no large wildlife, no raccoons or any of that in my country, no reason for any foot traffic to be near the bin.

No. 991482

>>991456
Anon have you ever read The Velveteen Rabbit?

No. 991498

Why do youtube videos that have things like "(HD)" in the title always turn out to be a blurry mess? It makes me kek everytime

No. 991503

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I like to let my daily contacts dry on the table when I take them off, when they dry they become stiff, I'll put them on my index and middle finger and tap against the table and listen to the clack clack clack

No. 991508

My cat just bit off some of my oreo. We both want more.

No. 991512

>>991456
Anon people like Pokémon you should have donated it to a charity or thrift store or whatever instead of sending more stuff to landfill

No. 991520

>>991512
22 years old and falling apart.. (not me, the pokemens lol)

No. 991744

File: 1639249929186.jpg (Spoiler Image, 24.92 KB, 600x400, banana-spider.jpg)

One of these crazy broads just built a web outside of my window, and honestly? I love her.

No. 991791

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>>991744
I watched a spider slowly kill a fly outside my window earlier. I had a whole moment comtemplating how cruel life is and how it's designed to be like that.

No. 991828

>>991399
Sorry lol, I saw the typo when I posted but didn't see the point of fixing it.

No. 991829

>>991828
Don't worry, we all knew you meant ovaries

No. 991855

I stayed over at a friend’s last night so my cousin asked if he could sleep in my bed because he was feeling awful from the booster shot (he usually sleeps out on the couch). I said he could, and when I came home today I saw that he tucked my teddy bear into bed like how I usually have it kek

No. 991857

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I'm currently eating a delicious meat stew with rice and lemon. I'm very happy about that.

No. 991858

>>991855
For a second I read tucked as fucked as was horrified

No. 991863

File: 1639258256510.gif (3.66 MB, 500x262, baps15 (1).gif)

Doing my nails and watching B.A.P.S

No. 991907

>>990957
You are so privileged

No. 991910

Just tried kefir for the first time this morning. It didn't taste like shit. I'm obsessed with gut health now so I'm excited to keep drinking it

No. 991914

>>991910
It's one of these things you just gotta get used to, good luck with keeping things healthy!

No. 991967

>>990966
same. i don't trust men to not like cum in my burger or something. one time when i was 17 i bought a veggie sub and it was full of pubes

No. 992035

Well, nonnies, I think I'm losing my hair. I don't think it'll get better. I don't have too much hope for that. Gonna buy some cigs and have a little "fuck it" drive. Being a bald woman sucks. Oh well.

No. 992036

>>992035
did you get your hormones checked? there are definitely meds for it if it's hormones. are you overweight or do you think it's just an immune response?

No. 992053

>>992036
I'm not overweight. I do have a dermatologist appointment in two months so I'm hoping that it can be helped. But watching my hair get thinner by the day is doing a number on my self esteem. I hope it's temporary but I don't know. Pray for me nonnie.

No. 992144

I'm having a second period this month. Man, give me a break.

No. 992150

Sunday blues has hit me hard at 3:24am

No. 992153

>>991910
If you get one of the fancy grassfed milk kefir it's another world, more sour and complicated flavor.

No. 992163

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>>992150
Let me join you nona.

No. 992315

>>992150
Sundays are always so depressing without fail. Why?

No. 992450

Ordered a couple items last week and the tracking link was sent but it just hasn't budged at any point. One of the items is now out of stock. I don't know whether to be stressed about the potential hassle I'll have getting a refund now.. or whether to be excited that it's money coming back to me to get spent on something else.

No. 992840

>>992144
Well, I'm not bleeding anymore. I guess my uterus just decided to release a little bit of blood for no reason yesterday unless my first period never ended and I somehow didn't notice

No. 992841

>>992840
Shit like this.. I don't own white pants, I don't own white underwear, nothing that goes on my lower half is white and its because I'm prepared for freak shit like this

No. 992849

I spilled burning hot tea on my finger and it's swollen and in pain. Thankfully it's not bad enough that it will blister.

No. 992853

>>992841
I don't really mind when I get blood in light underwear since there's nothing hydrogen peroxide can't get out tbh. I just wish my vagina would make up her mind.

No. 992862

>>992853
Uh anon I'd suggest getting checked out if you can. Random bleeding or a second period in one month isn't normal.

No. 992912

The elevator in my apartment building has a really heavy door that you have to push open manually (old elevator). When I got to my floor, a guy held the door open for me because I was holding my laundry, so when I stopped off I tried to hold the door for him too (because he was also holding laundry) and I ended up smacking him in the head instead hahaha kill me.

No. 992921

I love animals. Animals make me so happy. Whenever I am having a bad day, I watch some cute animal videos and I instantly feel better. I just saw about 3 seal videos and seals are so fucking cute, all types. Even walruses

No. 992931

I lost interest in one of my hobbies a lil while back. It still shows up alot on Instagram just based on my past likes (I think)

So I've been going into my 'liked posts' section and trying to unlike some here and there to see if it helps balance out what insta recommends to me. Insta either stops you from unliking too many pics or it let's you think you're unliking shit but when you pop back later it's back in there again. I feel retarded for even bothering. Just let me unlike some shit. Please allow me that lol

No. 992948

>>992921
Anon!! Seals are my favourite animal. I could talk about them for hours.
Tiktok has a lot of good seal content if you're ever running low. Also, literally just finished watching video related, which is worth watching even if you know your stuff. Go enjoy some seal vids.

No. 992955

I was talking to my friend and remembered I will have exams and I started crying, so I tried to study because I feel hopeless but it all disgusts me, these disgusting theorems where you have to remember 5 formulas pulled out of the blue to prove them and this horrible 700 page book that can't explain anything well, it's so stressful I feel my stress levels have gone to 115% already and the exam is 5 months away

No. 992957

I'm going to a concert soon and I'm really excited! I'm a little suspicious because I read that apparently some people have been roofied at the bar where the show is being held before and I'll be going alone, so I'll have to be really vigilant. Do you think I should play it safe and just not drink anything or do you think it should just be fine if I get drinks at the bar and make sure it's the bartender who is giving me the drink?

No. 992981

>>992957
Not worth the risk nonna, don't do it. Enjoy your concert and be safe!

No. 992997

>>992862
I can't, but thanks for your concern nonny.

No. 993014

I made hot chocolate with coffee in it I would call it a mocha, but I don't think it's enough coffee to be that. Waiting for it to cool down right now. I wish I had marshmallows and whipped cream, but I'm not gonna get/make any right now.

No. 993049

My quiche turned out really nice. I used this one sausage I had left over in it with some spinach and it was very tasty.

No. 993111

>>993049
mmm that sounds so good. i'm so hungry right now, but i'm about to go to sleep so i can't be assed to make anything. wish i had a slice of anon's quiche and maybe a cup of >>993014's hot chocolate.

No. 993120

>>993111
Sleep well and have sweet dreams of eats

No. 993187

i went to bed at 9 pm last night, read until midnight and then woke up at 7:30 am today. being awake this early without feeling like i'm dying feels so nice. i wish i could stick to a fixed bedtime routine.

No. 993195

>>991157
post him

No. 993198

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I saw six meteors during tonight's meteor shower. Then I got irrationally afraid of being outside at night in open space and went back inside.

No. 993240

i gave myself the best haircut of my life and i'm angry i've wasted so much money on haircuts for cuts i did not even remotely like. why is it so hard for them to do layers properly??? the ONE thing hairstylists seem to never be able to do properly is layers unless you want to pay $100 a cut.

i did the very simple twist and pull forward method but i modified to specifically give a little more volume in certain spots and it worked a charm. i've wasted hundreds of dollars and been so unhappy with their cuts for no reason

No. 993249

>>993240
This was such a nice realization for me too. Though my excitement comes from not having someone I don't know touch my head.

No. 993253

>>993249
it's so relieving, anon. i don't mind the physical sensation but the forced conversation is excruciating and the way you're like, held hostage into accepting their botched haircut because you feel like an asshole asking them to fix this or that repeatedly. you can only reasonably ask so many times for them to fix their fuckups without you feeling like an asshole, even though they definitely fucked up your hair

No. 993276

>>993240
this just unlocked a memory from my childhood, when my dad took me to a hairdresser that couldn't cut both sides of my hair evenly. so in the evening one side was longer than the other and my mom took me back the next day but apparently one side was still longer after she attempted to fix it.

i stopped going to the hairdresser when corona started and finally invested in a pair of hair-cutting scissors. i only trim my ends and do some slanting on my bangs but it comes out great and i don't think anyone notices anything. i also always buy box dyes since i have a lot of gray hair for my age, and it works just as well as when the hairdresser dyes it but it's much cheaper. i can't believe i used to waste like 80 euros for someone to trim my ends and to cover up my gray hairs.

No. 993456

>>993240
My last visit to a hairdresser was when I was like 12 because same as >>993249 and I also hate making small talk with people.

That last time I was sat there feeling awkward. She asked where I'm going on holiday that year, I said nowhere. She asked where I'd gone on holiday previous years, I said I'd never been brought on a holiday before. She asked about school, I was at the very early stages of agoraphobia setting in and I'd been absent for a while and dreading going back coz bullying and just general dread. I tried to just say school was fine. By the end I wanted to cry. My life was shit and I was being forced to confront that lol. Poor sensitive lil 12 year old me but I must've saved alot of money over the years with home cuts.

No. 993565

sometimes when i'm bored, i like going to quora seeking questions related to psychopathy/aspd, just so i can find chuunibyou moids larping about their edgy anime boy persona in the answers. kek.

No. 993600

>>993565
Someone mentioned making a quora cringe thread and this post is making me want it even more

No. 993616

>>993565
I used to read 'twin flame' discussions on there. It's a bit like believing in soul mates but you have to be super bpd then on top of that.

"I have been in separation from my twin flame for 5 years now (aka they got dumped) I know one day they'll come back to me. They're just in the runner stage (aka they remarried)"

It's a bunch of stalkers but with some new age cope sprinkled on top to justify them never moving on. The women are sad cases, the men are honestly scary and think they can still read their exes minds and communicate telepathically. All while they're long gone and in reality they probably went no contact for a very good reason.

No. 993629

>>993616
where did this twin flame stuff originate

No. 993717

File: 1639420130100.png (Spoiler Image, 372 KB, 841x1197, snipey.png)

>>993195
Ok I didn't want to because I don't want to cross the line for avatarfagging and also I suddenly feel like my drawing skills are inadequate but my post was 3 days ago and you still replied to it so I guess you actually want to see it.
Anyway I think a (real) guy likes me and I feel really awful, I wish he would lay off

No. 993797

File: 1639424871191.jpg (149.92 KB, 736x736, pancake.jpg)

I'm about to make pancakes right now even though I know I will not like them. I keep trying every so often to convince myself pancakes are good. Going to waste time and ingredients.
Also, why are there baby tomatoes on picrel?

No. 993800

>>993797
Samefag, actually maybe those are not tomatoes, but golden berries. Golden berries are not very good.

No. 993808

>>993797
If you're making japanese suffle/fluffy pancakes, please do not follow the buzzfeed recipe!

No. 993809

>>993808
I'm making regular pancakes, thank you though anon.

No. 993842

>>993808
I love her!

No. 993848

I had a package that was supposed to be delivered today but they marked it as 'addressee unknown' and sent it back to the sender. I looked at my order confirmation and double checked that my address was correct, and it was. I called up the shop and they confirmed that it was correct too. Not sure what the hell could have possibly happened to the package label that made it undeliverable to me. Even when packages come into my apartment building without the apartment number and only the building/street, USPS will still just leave it out by the mailboxes. Kind of sucks having to wait for it to be redelivered, but the shop said they would redeliver it to me and still not charge me shipping so at least there's that.

No. 993890

>>993797
I just made the pancakes and they actually weren't as bad as I thought they would be, but I ate them with bacon and eggs. When I had them by themselves, they weren't good. Maybe my pancakes always come out bad because I don't cook them with any love. I wish I had a salad instead, maybe I'll make that for dinner.

No. 993988

I scratched some skin off my legs

No. 994043

>>993848
fuck the local post office. I look forward to its demise

No. 994055

>>993890
Pancakes for dinner, you rebel

No. 994103

File: 1639445830639.jpg (116.58 KB, 1000x1000, s-l1600 (1).jpg)

I buy those big glasses of sparkling water but I never finish them in time and end up dumping them out, but I don't like buying the smaller plastic bottles, and when I drink out of cans the cans go flat before I finish them

was thinking about buying some of these bottle cap lids for cans. I'd probably make good use out of them but they look so stupid, I'd feel embarrassed, even though I just live with my family and they wouldn't care

No. 994111

>>994103
My best friends dad says he invested these and the idea was stolen from him kek

No. 994129

File: 1639449198445.png (17.28 KB, 416x179, destroyed.png)

I found this old screenshot while I was sorting through my files and I thought you nonnies might like it kek.

No. 994135

>>994111
you should buy one to use in his presence

No. 994136

>>994129
the 11:11 ratio

No. 994194

>>994055
I had the pancakes for lunch! I'm eating a salad now for dinner.

No. 994205

I posted in the vent thread yesterday about how I thought some spots on my fingers were cancerous. It turns out they really were metal splinters and I pulled them out with a sewing needle. I'm so relieved I keep looking at my nice clean hand kek

No. 994554

>>994205
Lol, I'm glad you're ok anon.

No. 994581

Checked on my new iud strings and they feel really short… like only 1 or 2cm… last time it was maybe like 2 inches. It was the same person who put in my IUD too… I'm just worried being the strings getting sucked in ugh

No. 994699

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I'm going to a cat caffe tomorrow and I'll drink a hot chocolate. I'm super excited, been planing to visit for 2 years now because it's almost 2h away but I said fuck it. I'll be alone on New Year with the pets so I'll celebrate in advance

No. 994722

>>994699
So exciting! Wish I could come with you. Have fun!!

No. 994754

>>994699
God I wish that were me. Have fun qt

No. 994998

I was watching one TV show and they mentioned the doctor Jonas Salk in the episode. I googled his name because it sounded familiar but I forgot who he was. Then after I switched over to this other show I'm watching and the episode also mentioned Jonas Salk. How can I not feel like the universe is actively fucking with me when this happens. I'm aware he's a famous doctor but how common does he appear in TV character dialogues?

No. 995011

>>994998
That kind of stuff always disturbs me. Like when you learn a new word and suddenly hear it everywhere. Is the stuff you're watching from the late 90s? That's when he died, so maybe his death had influenced the writing or something.

No. 995020

recently discovered the magical world of chocolate covered coffee beans. i can't stand 99% of coffee offerings. this is great and my latest personal fad.

some stuff i ordered came literally over a month earlier than the estimated delivery date too, good day

No. 995029

>>995020
>chocolate covered coffee beans
Had them one time years ago, I saw them in a coffee shop at the counter and the price was steep but I thought.. fuck it I might not come across these again so I'll treat myself. And true I never came across them again. They're good shit.

No. 995066

The fudge betty crocker mug cakes are really good but one serving has 350 calories and 88% daily value of sugar, sigh

No. 995070

>>995066
jeez betty is such a crock

No. 995144

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Back in August the hinge on my driver’s side sun visor broke, so it just dangled down. I removed it and intended to find a replacement at a local junkyard, but haven’t found time to go. So for four months I’ve just been holding my hand in front of my face when the sun comes out like an idiot. Maybe in the next couple weeks I’ll fit it…

No. 995146

>>995020
Trader Joe’s used to have chocolate-dipped cocoa nibs and they were amazing. I wish they still sold them.

No. 995152

File: 1639545915343.jpeg (132.26 KB, 500x505, 58F978ED-0738-48F6-9E14-6CEDB6…)

I was cleaning up old files I had and found a notebook from middle school that had all my old passwords to sites I used to frequent as a dumb weeby teen. Sadly most of the sites are dead or my accounts were deleted but my 8 year old DA account still works kek I found a bunch of old fics from past fandoms I was in and there’s 3.7k works in my collections. I’m gonna reorganize those while remembering my cringey but simple baby fujoshi days! Hope you anons are reminded to check up on your old accounts too and enjoy them

No. 995195

do any of you guys ever read the time completely wrong and are convinced you really saw a different time on the clock? am i dyslexic or something
my bf comes home for lunch at 2am and i start making him food around 20 minutes prior to him arriving and i started getting irritated he wasnt responding and was getting late and then he called me confused saying its only 1
oops but i really did think it was 2 the entire time until he said that and then suddenly the clock read as 1. i feel like im insane

No. 995201

>>995195
girl change the batteries of your clock

No. 995203

>>995195
i dont think that is going to help when my phone was the clock i was looking at

No. 995257

>>995195
maybe you had daylight savings

No. 995347

All of my spoons were in the dishwasher so I ate my goulash with chopsticks. It felt right somehow

No. 995631

Getting the last of my wisdom teeth out in a few minutes. Goodbye you fuckers!

No. 995632

>>995631
Good luck with the appt and avoiding dry sockets anon! My holes healed up pretty quick and I had no issues or pain, I hope the same for you!!

No. 995640

Finally got an email back saying I'm being refunded for an order that went missing. They were going to re-send it but it's out of stock now and I'm glad. Does make me realise how much of an impulse buy it was

No. 995642

>>995631
Hey I’m about to have surgery too! Deviated septum and stuff, been waiting for the doctor in bed with an IV for an hour. Why is it that we have to be on time but they’re allowed to be super late to appointments?

No. 995654

I am making an origami beetle. I will post a pic if I succeed.

No. 995656

>>995654
I'm excited!

No. 995665

Online dating is hard for me. Because I can only text people when I'm sober or drunk not when I'm high and I'm high way more than when I'm sober or drunk. And when I'm sober I'm like in work and don't have signal. It's just not going to happen for me.

No. 995671

>>995632
Ok I had to wait a bit longer but those bitches are out! Honestly it took longer waiting for the anesthetic to take place than it took for him to get them out kek. Only local anesthetic this time and no laughing gas but it went so well!

>>995642
Good luck nona! Yeah it sucks. This office charges $100 if you don’t show up on time or don’t reschedule with 24 hours notice

No. 995677

File: 1639590435145.jpg (356.18 KB, 1280x960, beetle.jpg)

>>995654
>>995656
Thank you anon. I messed up drawing the eyes so it's not cute anymore, ehhhhh. I'll try a butterfly next.

No. 995682

>>995677
he is super cute!♥

No. 995687

>>995677
You know, I wouldn't hate bugs so much if they looked like this. Very cute, anon!

No. 995699

>>995677
He's precious I love his little legs!

No. 995710

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>>995699
>>995687
>>995682
Thank you anons. This is my last origami blogpost. I made two more to re-enact the honest wood cutter.

No. 995722

Threw on some old 3 quarter length trousers when rushing out the door tonight. I rarely wear anything that's not full length. 2 whole mins later I'm in a store with a man following me around the aisles. He was still behind me as I exited and started talking at me about my leg tattoos. I just walked on. I otherwise never get bothered. Every chat up starts on the pretty rare occasion some ink is showing.

I dont know if I'm actually OK looking and men just don't have a good 'opening line' without the tatts or if they're men who watch alternative aka tatted women getting fucked in porn and they're convinced you're automatically a mad yoke in bed? Tempted to stop shaving my legs, come get a closer look… do so at your own risk lol

No. 995894

>>995677
>>995654
Omg based, I was so into origami as a kid. Maybe I should pick it up again and post pics with u

No. 996084

I'm eating pasta and meatballs right now. I haven't had anything to eat the entire day so it tastes even better than usual.

No. 996086

>>995710
Woaaaaaah! You're awesome

No. 996087

I actually have nothing to do until the new year. I have to go see some family but I'm looking forward to that. I'm going to spend a lot of time on my hobbies and cooking good food.

No. 996090

>>995710
So cute! I love that they have different eyes

No. 996096

>>995722
Normie men think women with tattoos are either easy or kinky unfortunately
Let your leg hair grow out for the winter anon, it keeps the heat in

No. 996129

Got a huge box of chocolates in the mail that was supposed to go to the woman who lived here before me and I’m on my period. Lord give me the strength not to go hog wild and devour it

No. 996210

I'm very physically uncomfortable right now and I can't figure out why

No. 996286

When you've been on here too long and too often you can almost predict every response you'll get before you ever hit post. The sperging and tirades that once felt random, even those get way too easy to predict.

It's kinda like fucking someone for the thousandth time.

No. 996289

Yayy I met some people from my class outside of school for drinks to celebrate the end of the semester. I was really nervous, but I think it went well and I feel like I got closer to a lot of people and got to know them! I hope it stays this way into the next semester, but even if it doesn't I think I did a good job socializing and hope that it came off that way to everyone else.

No. 996471

I cannot figure out what my cat wants. She has food, water, clean litter. I played with her until she moved on. I poked and prodded her to see if she was hurting or uncomfortable anywhere but she didn't react any differently than usual. I saw her use the litter box as normal. She won't stop her attention seeking tactics!

No. 996477

My mailbox at my apartment has a really old-fashioned combination lock (the little wheel with numbers lol) and I've just left it "unlocked" so I don't have to deal with turning it because I'm a lazy fuck and the lock is shitty.

So I've just been opening and closing it no problem, until today when I get home and can't open it because someone must have messed with my lock. I'm hoping it was just a concerned mail man but it is mildly annoying and weird. Makes me think someone noticed me walking up and opening it without messing with the lock at all. Now I have to look up the combination again.

No. 996486

>>996471
I think I figured it out! She didn't want to eat from her regular dish for some reason? She's used it for years with no issue. I dumped the food into another bowl and she ate and went to sleep.

No. 996535

>>996486
that's cute

No. 996743

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I want to get braids right now, but the thought of actually getting my hair done makes me want to choke

No. 996876

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I tried a harder beetle origami today. It was worth the effort I think. Drawing the eyes was stressful because it'd be another hour of refolding if I mess up.

>>996086
>>996090
Thank you anons!

>>995894
It's a lot of fun just making something, you should totally get back into it anon!

No. 996893

File: 1639680861520.jpg (116.15 KB, 640x480, 13545768778.jpg)

>>996876
That beetle looks wicked. I only know how to do a crane and little lucky stars.

No. 996896

>>996876
amazing

No. 996898

>>996876
Love the little guy on the right.

No. 996907

File: 1639681615705.jpg (386.95 KB, 1474x1798, sandwhiches.jpg)

I'm gonna go make a snadwich, you guys want one?

No. 996909

>>996907
Can I get uhhhhhhhh prosciutto lettuce w a lil mustard sandwich

No. 996910

>>996907
Yes please I freaking love sandwiches. Everything tastes better inside bread.

No. 996915

File: 1639682039582.jpg (65.7 KB, 700x1050, Picnic-Style-Brie-and-Prosciut…)

>>996909
Here you go ma'am
>>996910
Truth. Everything is better as a sandwhich.

No. 996921

File: 1639682397448.jpg (61.29 KB, 626x417, young-beautiful-woman-morning-…)

>>996915
Ty Nona, what do you want to watch today? I burned the popcorn btw sorry.

No. 996984

Lately I've been super into war films. They're cozy in terms of allowing you to be emotional. I was telling my boyfriend that it's basically disguised emotional dramas for men and I enjoy having that dose of raw emotion every night. I've gotten into model making too, like with planes and tanks, and it goes well with it. It feels like such a silly interest to me, but I am glad I've found comfort in war-related content. The operations room is a really good YouTube channel if anyone is interested in the strategies that different battles utilized. I feel like liking this stuff is kinda taboo now, but I'm not worrying about it.

No. 996986

>>996984
I think it's really cool anon

No. 996989

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>>996921
ntayrt but can I join you nonnies on your sandwich and tv reunion? I brought drink!

No. 997018

>>996989
aww this is cute

No. 997021

I'm developing a crush on a fucking ASMR girl
She's so cute though…

No. 997032

Just realized I only smile with my top teeth.

No. 997044

When I'm out with my aunt people always say we look so much alike and I always get so giddy over it but we're not even related by blood. We have the same crooked front tooth though and I wonder if that's what people notice kek

No. 997304

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I JUST HAVE TO FINISH ONE MORE DRAWING TODAY BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO GAMIMG BINGE. JUST. THIS ONE ONE DRAWING.
I don't want to draw another thing anymore for 2021 and I also have another tiny project deadline in two fucking days and I haven't cooked anything for myself and I have aloooooot of fucking laundry to go through. What the fuck. I want to binge games right now. I want to have a real holiday. FUCK ME.
Back to drawing. I am so sick of drawing. I am so sick of my job.

No. 997391

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I just got my period, and didn't have any PMS at all for once, beyond some slight tiredness. I'm quite happy about this.

No. 997399

I ate a dry chili pepper by mistake and now my mouth hurts

No. 997404

>>996743
Nona is it possible to do braids yourself or do people have to get it done for them? I don't know anything about it but it's a really pretty hairstyle

No. 997507

please stop putting raisins into my couscous salad!

No. 997513

>>997507
But raisins are delicious, specially cooked.

No. 997518

>>997507
stop putting raisins EVERYWHERE

No. 997557

>>997404

NTA but you can definitely braid your hair yourself if you have the patience, it's not hard I just finished redoing mine two days ago

No. 997559

>>997557
Black girls who have the patience to braid their own hair are on some other shit. What did you end up getting anon?

No. 997563

>>997507
Craisins is the stacy choice

No. 997565

File: 1639762412316.png (3.39 MB, 2273x2700, sunmaid.png)

>>997518
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HER AWAY FROM MEEEEE

No. 997570

>>997563
Craisins are better than raisins, but if I were to make a Craisin/raisin mix for snacking, it would be a 1 to 5 ratio with the 1 being Craisins. They're good, but you don't need many of them.

No. 997589

I've been obsessed with japanese message board culture from the 2000 era and it's so specific i have no one to be autistic about it with

No. 997598

>>997589
the only thing i know about 2000 era japanese message board culture is denko (´・ω・`)

No. 997604

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I kind of want to re-watch Flavor of Love Maybe we could watch it for a movie night? How many anons here even like trashy 2000s reality shows
>>997404
Yes, I could get someone else to do them for me. It is possible to do them myself but honestly I suck at doing braids, so no. The real issue is that I hate doing my hair and getting it done lol.

No. 997606

>>997604
Yes pleaaase, I am craving early 2000s trash. I've been watching Pussy cat Dolls reality shows kekk

No. 997608

>>997589
I wanna know anon, sperg about it pleas e

No. 997616

>>997559

Just some simple black and mint green/teal box braids. It took me about three hours when I did the initial braiding, working with slightly damp hair that's been combed and washed makes the process a lot easier. Also buying hair that doesn't tangle easy helps a lot. I'd rather spend three hours of my time then $300 and still have to sit around for hours, I don't have patience for salons and ever since I went natural I've been paranoid about going to salons, I always feel like someone is going to sneak a perm in or give me a scalp infection.

No. 997617

Just finished getting my new laptop set up and really like it so far, it's easy to use and clear looking. Not as bulky as my old one. RIP to my old dino laptop though, it got me through some hard times and I'm still a little salty about it not lasting forever like I always joked it would

No. 997618

>>997606
Cool! All the season 1 (And I believe season 2?) episodes are on Youtube, so literally anyone can host. I would like to, but I can't figure out when I can do it right now.

No. 997620

>>997616
>sneak a perm in
Is this really a thing??

No. 997624

>>997620

Yeah, I've seen and heard too many horror stories about girls going in for a silk press/wash and set and since they're natural with thick coarse hair the stylist will sneak in a texturizer/perm to make the hair stay straight longer. And then the girl only finds out when she goes to wash her hair and it stays straight.

No. 997626

>>997617
What model did you get? I tard raged and threw mine at a wall. My screen is messed up at the upper right side so I was thinking I'll save up and get a new one for my birthday or something.

No. 997703

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No. 997728

>>997507
On country presentation day in 5th grade I did Morocco and served mint tea and cinnamon raisin couscous. I still remember the taste that stuff was gross

No. 997779

Currently watching a livestream of a lady with a soothing Southern accent crocheting an angler fish

No. 997804

>>997779
>angler fish
She knows what’s up

No. 997817

>>997804
>Deep-sea anglerfishes have evolved a curious reproductive strategy. Tiny males attach themselves to gigantic females so tightly that the tissues of the two animals eventually fuse. The male esssentially turns into a sperm-producing parasite.

No. 997818

>>997728
>cinnamon raisin couscous
Did you put too much cinnamon in it? Last time I did that I accidentally put way too much cinnamon and I thought I was going to fucking die. What kind of degenerate puts raisin in it though? Just put sugar in it like a normal person.

No. 997819

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I've always (as in, kindergarten age onwards) wanted black hair and it recently dawned onto me that I'm an adult and if I want to dye my hair I can do so no problem, so I went out and bought box dye. But now I'm scared to actually do it, because what if I hate it, or if it looks unnatural? And since it's black it's not like I could get rid of it that easily (at least I think I've read somewhere once that lightening up dyed black hair is a lot harder than natural black hair?), so now it's been sitting on my shelf unopened for the past two or three weeks. I think I'll go look for these level 1 dyes that wash out after like seven or eight washes to see how I like that one first, this weekend.

No. 997826

>>997819
What's your natural hair color?

No. 997841

>>997818
No it didn't have cinnamon in it. It was advertised as a mediterranean hearty couscous salad with vegetables, herbs and garlic n stuff in the supermarket and then BOOM the bad surprise. Fucking raisins. I first thought that the raisins were dried tomatoes. I almost barfed.

No. 997846

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>>997841
>couscous salad with vegetables, herbs and garlic n stuff
That's not couscous… That's just tabbouleh, that shit's nasty, and I'm not even sure it's from Morocco to begin with. I thought you were talking about pic related. Why do brands and restaurants always call anything with semolina "couscous", couscous is a specific dish.

No. 997853

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>>997826
Dark blonde or light brown, depending on who you're asking, similar to picrel.

No. 997857

>>997819
trying out a dye that washes out faster is a great idea to see if you like black hair on yourself! who knows, you might really enjoy it.

No. 997866

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>>997853
And the color of your eyes and your skintone (warm, neutral or cool)? I'm asking to figure out your contrast level. I'd assume that people who are naturally high contrast (have dark brown eyes and dark brown hair for instance) could make it work easier (but then again, there are always examples for the opposite, too, see picrel. Dita went from super low contrast to super high contrast and she rocks it)

No. 997884

>>997819
I have medium brown hair naturally, I dyed my hair black as a teen and it looked god awful, but I dyed it black as an adult and everyone said it looked great. As weird as it sounds, there are actually different hues/tones of black, you just wanna find the one that suits you, I think this video is helpful.

I'm also not sure if lightening dyed black hair is harder than lightening naturally black hair, but I dyed my hair black earlier this year then bleached it and dyed it back brown and it stayed in tact. There are also permanent hair dye removers that help to deoxidize the hair dye (but they also have bleach in them).

No. 997893

>>997866
nta but she's wearing make-up and lots of it though. Surely that has to cover up all the imperfections that are accentuated by dying your hair a colour that doesn't flatter you naturally.

No. 997912

I drank a nonalcoholic beer for the first time tonight and the taste was surprisingly decent, it didn't really taste like beer but more like some kind of strong juice, it was interesting.

No. 997926

>>997866
She looks better on the left.

No. 997933

>>997866
Her natural hair color suits her more, her black hair gives me wig energy

No. 997934

>>997819

Try a temp dye or rinse as a demo to see if you like black hair on yourself.

No. 997966

craving shawarma

No. 997988

>>997819
Unless you're 200% satisfied with your new black hair, don't use box dye. My hairdresser buddy used to go off on me about it all the time because its apparently a gigantic pain in the ass to lift.

No. 998019

i'm waiting for my zoom call to start

No. 998028

I had a really wholesome interaction with a little girl (somewhere between 3-5 years old) while waiting in the self-checkout line at walmart. She said hello to me and that she liked my hair (it's blue. Kids like blue hair, I've learned) I thanked her and complimented her pastel sunglasses. She was really excited about that ,introduced herself, and even spelled her name for me. I told her mine back. She showed me the little snowman present box she was getting to play with at home and then told me "next time I am here and you are here, we will see each other again!" which I thought was cute. Then, when she and her mom went to their counter as I went to mine she yelled to me "Bye, Anon! We are leaving now!!!" and waved furiously at me.

… I'm almost wanting to start making my normal shopping day Friday now on the off chance of seeing her again since she seems like a happy kid and I bet she would honestly be ecstatic if we did see each other again. Her mom did apologise for her being so talkative but I told her it wasn't a problem and that I liked how polite and friendly her daughter was.

No. 998032

I just got an email for the 16th anniversary of my livejournal account. I clicked the link to view my profile and left immediately kek it was so embarrassing! I'm going to go back and look tonight though. I would love to see what 14 year old me was thinking.

No. 998037

>>998028
Nonna that is so fucking cute!!! When I worked at Target there used to be a kid who came in with his father who was very sweet and talkative too, gave me a huge once too heh. Pre-covid, there used to be a mother and daughter who walked past my block to go to school when I was walking my dog and the little girl would absolutely melt at the sight of my dog. I made my dog deal with it for like a minute while the girl rubbed her face. She had the sweetest, most loving expression on her face. I’m sad that I don’t see them anymore, I hope she gets a dog of her own one day.

No. 998043

>>998037
it made me so happy. Her first hello was really quiet but once we started engaging, she livened up so much! Like, I don't really want kids of my own, but I 100% enjoy interacting with any one that wants to interact with me because 99% of the time they're so nice and wholesome.

I hope the little girl that you used to run into got a dog as well! I honestly think it's important for kids to have/be around animals at a young age because I feel it just helps them develop feelings and a sense of caring for others.

No. 998089

A measuring tape I bought like a week ago just broke

No. 998161

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I love mediterranean food. The local place I get it gives you a shit ton for cheap. But they pile up so much food in the box, it all mixes together and gets everywhere. I can't eat it without looking like a raccoon with Parkinson's digging through a dumpster.

No. 998188

do anyone else here have an aquarium? what do you have? I have 3 shrimp, a Chara plant from a local pond and many uninvited bladder snails.

No. 998190

>>998028
Oh my gosh, that's so adorable, wish I could buy that kid a stuffed toy or something

Kids are so sweet and so amazing, it makes me sad when I think about how I used to be like that and got corrupted

No. 998191

Nonnies, I love boiled eggs. Just made 2 boiled eggs as a night-time snack. I used to think I liked soft-boiled, but I think I like hard-boiled eggs more.

No. 998198

>>998191
what's the perfect time for hardboiled?

No. 998205

>>998198
Nta, but 8-10 minutes. Drop them in when the water is boiling and they come out perfect every time.

No. 998206

>>998205
samefag, but I actually meant 10-12, not sure why I said 8

No. 998210

>>998188
I have a 10 gallon with a betta, mystery snail, and 4 khuli loaches. I had a aquatic frog in there but he died, I never had luck with those.

No. 998667

I can't get epsxe to work I just wanted to play crash bash with my friend

No. 998704

Lolcow has taught me the valuable skill of not responding to ridiculous, salty arguments. It's so satisfying when some anon is arguing retardedly and everyone collectively decides not to respond anymore.

No. 998726

>>997926
Bad taste

No. 998728

>>998726
Yeah but if you flip the first letters you get tad baste which sounds like a tad based

No. 998729

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>>998704
It's really kicked up a notch lately..

No. 998781

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Now that I'm officially on holiday for the next month I'm feeling overwhelmed with how many options I have. I don't know if I should catch up to my overdue anime backlog, finish the games I've been putting off completing for ages, or finally start my first otome vn to see what they're like. I plan on doing actual productive things throughout the days so what I choose to do in my "relax" time is very important. No more laying around for 10 hours consooming.

I wish I had an irl friend, it would make everything more exciting knowing I could talk to someone about the stuff I'm getting through instead of finishing it, talking to myself mentally and then moving on.

No. 998834

>>998781
Won't replace irl but we have threads for everything of that in /m/. Personally I'd watch at least two or three episodes every evening either way, and probably start with the VN because they're usually faster to get through than actual games (though i may be biased because i'm just an otomefag). At least that's what I do whenever I amass some backlog and want to get through it.

No. 998875

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>>998210
oh… khuli… i like.. goal. ty nona…

No. 998880

I'm going to redecorate my room over winter break. My family has extra decorations I can swap out things in my room with. I'm very excited!

No. 998883

>>998880
whoopee!!

No. 998938

>>998188
I used to have a planted 20 gal with a bunch of blue velvet neos, a small neon tetra school, and a few generations of mystery snails. I had to leave it with a family member when I moved across the country, but the tetras are spawning now!

I brought a planted 2.5 gallon with me that only has two amanos and a jade mystery snail in it. I just bought a BiOrb 15 (wouldn’t recommend) that I’m cycling and will maybe put some shrimp in it. Not sure yet!

No. 998951

>>998880
what look are you going to go for?

No. 998956

>>998834
Yeah I'll try to post there too. Only sad thing is that anons over there don't usually hold longer conversations when you post, I really wish we had more anons on /m/. Thanks for the tip, I watched a couple episodes tonight and I'll decide tomorrow which vn to start or maybe ask otogen to help me pick!

No. 998994

I finally hit the point where my ex and I can talk normally now. Took a couple in-person meets but we can now joke again without it being awkward

No. 999000

I went to the store and forgot the one thing I really needed ughh. Too late to go back.

No. 999067

I can hear that there’s a girl fight about to or is happening right outside of my long apartment driveway and also a police siren just did a little blurb sound but it’s too cold to go outside and be nosy like I usually would do.

No. 999378

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I'm cold but I'm sweaty

No. 999386

>>999067
crack open the window and make a funny noise

No. 999401

I just spent so many hours upgrading all my music files to 320. It uses a lot more space but the music sounds soo much better, worth it.

No. 999802

>>997857
For some reason it's so hard to find though lmao
>>997866
Eyes are gray, skintone is cool. My main hope for making it work is that my entire family (except for both of my grandmothers) has naturally black hair and it obviously looks normal on them lol. From the bit of googling I did, it seems like I'm low~medium contrast though, so maybe I should read up a bit on it, thanks for that.
>>997884
Thanks for the vid, I'll check it out. The bit about different black hues I already knew, but that knowledge didn't extend further than "Don't buy blue-black or green-black and probably keep your hands off of black-black too" lol. Good to know about dye removers, thanks.
>>997934
That's the plan!
>>997988
That's what I heard too, which is why I'm hesitating so much. I'll probably try the temporary dye two or so times to see how I like it lol.

No. 999806

I have to eat an entire 2 tier cake by myself

No. 999810

>>999806
share with the class nona

No. 999812

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>>999810
Here you go everyone

No. 999813

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>>999378
I'm poor, but I'm kind

No. 999824

>>999378
im a little bit of country… im a little bit of rock n roll

No. 999845

>>999813
>>999824
Nonas I laughed so hard I'm now sweating from the eyes, thank you

No. 999851

I just made a crochet swatch to practice different stitches, and tbh I can barely see the difference between them. Maybe it's because my stitches are sloppy and inconsistent. This shit is so difficult.

No. 999876

I wanna be post 999999 on this board

No. 999880

>>999876
Praying it's you nonna. I think I was post 777777

No. 999890

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>>999880
kek that was a fun night, there was a real party atmosphere. good luck ladies.

No. 999894

>>999876
Please choose your post wisely then

No. 999899

>>999890
Imagine being post 999999 and it's a confession about your emberassing fetish or something kek

No. 999907


No. 999908

>>999899
It will be but I won't be embarrassed

No. 999932

>>999851
It will seem second nature after a while, don't worry nonnie

No. 999966

>>999932
I really hope so! I definitely can say that I really enjoy it and it's easy to get a hang of doing the stitches. It's just all the details that I have a little trouble with.

No. 999982

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I just downloaded this dumb self care pet app because of the cute app icon and it's actually kind of useful. And adorable

No. 999988

>>999982
what's it called

No. 999989


No. 1000085

>>999982
>>999988
>>999989
Why is this so funny

No. 1000213

>>999982
do u get a pet bird? hows it work?

No. 1000248

Day 5 of getting my wisdom teeth yanked out and I am still extremely anxious of getting dry socket. I was very careful when I got my bottom ones out, but I was just in so much pain for a week even without getting dry socket that I was careful with my mouth because I had no choice. This time I had no pain right off the bat, even after the numbing agent wore off. I've been able to eat solids immediately although I didn't start until the next day and I take forever to eat because I eat solids in small bites. If I get dry socket it's definitely my own fault for being reckless and eating solids immediately.

My mouth still tastes a lil funky but there's been no pain. Like iron-y, but also just… kinda funky-ish. I have a dental mirror and have been checking on the sockets (not that I could see the clot to begin with) but I can't tell if it's food or granulation tissue in one of the sockets. It won't come out with gentle rinsing and I do have a syringe from last time to wash it out but I don't want to risk it if it's granulation tissue… I just want this shit to heal over because I miss drinking with a straw and want to stop being so fucking anxious and googling shit every two seconds.

No. 1000338

>>1000334
Clean out your fridge

No. 1000513

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I love when I have a scalding hot mug of herbal tea, a glass of kombucha, my heater is on, my cats are beside me (under the blanket with me) and I'm making a pair of socks. I could scream, this is the BEST feeling

No. 1000548

there is no way this boba ice cream bar is only 140 calories

No. 1000557

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>>1000548
What? I didn’t even know this existed! I need it.

No. 1000563

>>1000557
this is the exact bar!! it's so good lol

No. 1000609

>>1000557
what the hell nonnie I just bought the taro ones for the first time about an hour ago.

No. 1000612

>>1000557
Where do you guys get these from? I want to try one

No. 1000618

>>1000612
Find them at asian markets

No. 1000694

I had a long day so now I'm going to eat some Milka chocolate and read gossip on lolcow.farm. It will be enjoyable.

No. 1000754

>>1000213
yep, and its hard to explain but it gamifies doing simple self care tasks basically. Its free on the app store

No. 1000778

>>1000694
Don't go into the unpopular opinions thread nona, it's for the best

No. 1000804

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I picked up an RPG that I've started playing in proably February of this year and played actively for a few weeks until I got stuck and got bored, but I'm so out of everything that I'm contemplating restarting the entire game even though I'm in the end game phase and it's my first playthrough and i wanna reap those new game+ benefits

No. 1000813

>>1000513
Back at it with my herbal tea and fabric building, fuckyeaahhr I am as cozy as a quiet rainy evening

No. 1000842

One of my mutuals suddenly uses "kek" in their sentence recently. I wonder if she picked it up from somewhere or if she's actually privy to board culture

No. 1000845

>>1000842
Wasn't kek a thing on twitch for a while too?

No. 1000855

>>1000845
It was originally from 4chan (lol/lulz → lel → jej/kek) but is all but dead there. >>1000842's friend probably either picked it up from here or a weird 8chan-derived conspiracy schizo community as they still use it too

No. 1000858

>>1000855
It's what WoW translated "lol" to in orcish lol.

No. 1000867

I went to the dentist for the first time since Covid started and had no cavities and no gum issues. I’d been putting it off because I was so sure I was fucked and would get a bad grade in dentist but everything’s good.

No. 1000878

>>1000867
a cookie for you anon :), keeping up with oral health during the pandemic is hard (at least for me)(:))

No. 1000925

>>1000858
And that's from how Koreans use 'kekeke' to mean laughing when they have to write in english in starcraft etc

No. 1001067

My mommy coworker can't stop talking about her sons and how she doesn't have money (which is a lie) but still keeps buying them all the expensive crap they ask for, and nobody gives a fuck about her life and her crusty husband. Thankfully she leaves at the end of the month.

No. 1001086

>>1001067
It is honourable to have sons if you maintain a level of self respect and discipline. Boymoms are a different matter. It’s like having sons for these ladies is just another source of male approval.

No. 1001105

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>>1001067
>>1001086
I've seen the reverse of this situation as well, woke white moms who shame sons children and try to explain concepts like privilege and manspreading to 5 year olds
both are shit and produce LVM just in different ways, the woke mom would raise a wuss and emotionally needy male with tons of issues while the pick-me me would product an entitled manchild who would still be reliant on mommy even in his 20's

I try to raise my kids to be selfless but I also have to put my foot down, I know he's gonna be a big man when he grows up and I just try to raise him to be a good man the best I can

No. 1001110

>>1000878
nta but I finally invested in an electric toothbrush during the pandemic so that I could keep up my oral health while being lazy about it kek.

No. 1001117

My cats sit on my lap for at least 10 hours a day, I feel like furniture. There is nothing that makes them want to do something else, either. They don't care for treats or toys, just sitting. It makes me feel important but I also just want to get up

No. 1001121

>>1001117
you're their personal heater

No. 1001163

>>1001086
She says she wanted at least one girl but given how much of a pickme she is it's probably for the best that it never happened kek, she's the kind of very vain woman who would have been jealous of her teenage daughter's looks.

No. 1001183

I started watching a drama and I want the protagonist to end up with the second male lead, but it'll probably be the first, as always. Me hoping for Number 2 is a rather recent development for me, usually I suffer hard from the first girl syndrome. It's only been in the past three or four years that I've started to see the appeal in Number 2, and it's been happening a lot especially in the last few months.

No. 1001204

>>1001183
Same. I’ve always had second lead syndrome, though. There are very few drama where I I like the first male lead better. It’s a hard life, nonny.

No. 1001357

I'm locked outside but it's ok because I have my furry coat and my furry hat and my thickest leggings and 2 pairs of socks and my roommate is coming home soon but my fingers are dying

No. 1001364

>>1001357
Put them in yer armpits

No. 1001379

I was browsing my husbando pic folder and on one fanart he makes the same facial expression as Luna, it was a bit jarring.

No. 1001413

>>1001379
you cannot now share it with us

No. 1001463

I just made and ate a grilled cheese sandwich on my homebaked bread. I haven't done that in years, I am in Heaven. I also have a slight allergy to cheese but it doesn't stop me from enjoying my slices of paradise. If you were looking for a sign to bake bread today, this is your sign!

No. 1001470

>>1001463
Yaaaay, I will!!

No. 1001505

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>>1001413
Here it is, maybe I'm crazy but it really reminded me of Luna.

No. 1001592

>>1001505
You are not, I totally see it. I am sorry anon that your husbando has been depicted in such an unfortunate way.

No. 1001668

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nannies i applied for 6 different jobs today are you proud of me

No. 1001670

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>>1001668
Very proud, nonna

No. 1001790

My period was due to start on Christmas day but for the first time in forever im early… gonna be spending another Xmas alone but at least I won't be alone and pmsing.

No. 1001800

I've been looking for a really good black and grey photo-realistic tattoos artist for a while in my prev area, but in the area I was in there was only one guy booked out for years in advance. I just moved and looked into someone I've admired from afar for a while and they still have some first half of 2022 bookings open. I hope he decides to take on my tattoo because I need that level of skill to do it. I have so few tattoos despite being just over 30 and loving them, because most of the work I want done, I don't trust people to do right.

No. 1001807

>>1001668
nice work queen ♥

No. 1001846

>>1001670
I thought he was hanging on a noose nonnie

No. 1001852

Waiting for my job training today, I hope I don’t have to come back tomorrow because I will bother everyone again.

No. 1002131

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I'm sorry if you saw me making a fool of myself by making a new thread but I wanted to post here saying I was drawing models on some site and the site gave me such a handsome model I stopped drawing now I am just looking

No. 1002143

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>>1002131
Wtf the next one is beautiful too, where are they pulling them from or are just my standards too low because I never see shirtless men

No. 1002237

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I'm going to make 2 sweet potato pies soon and I'm kind of nervous even though I know how to make them. I bought the wrong crust so I'm already off to a bad start lol.

No. 1002244

>>1002237
>bought crust
That was actually your first mistake. Honestly do you really call it "making a pie" if you don't do half of the work and just pour some shit into a pre-made crust? Jesus christ. I hate americans so fucking much.

No. 1002248

>>1002244
I didn't realize that would piss someone off. Anyway, no I don't feel like making a crust. If it makes you so upset then you can come make it for me.

No. 1002257

I have a lonely old man of a neighbour who I talk to sometimes but he always does this thing (my dad does it too) where he has his info mixed up but he'll push and insist that it's correct.

I just checked when the booster shot will be available for my age group.. literally just checked it from the official source. He insisted that the info I looked up is wrong and to show up in the morning for it.. yeah I don't think I will. I mean you've only been wrong about a million other things that you 'swear you heard somewhere' lol Your sources are other old and confused people arent they?

No. 1002262

>>1002237
huh I didn't know it was possible to buy pre-made crust.

No. 1002263

>>1002244
kek why are you so mad, its called easing into something

No. 1002265

>>1002262
Yes, there are cooked and uncooked pre-made crusts. I accidentally bought a graham cracker crust (which I can still technically use, but I prefer a regular crust for what I'm making)

No. 1002271

>>1002265
As long as you bake it with love nonny it'll be just as good

No. 1002310

>>1002271
Thank you nonna, I am excited for when I get to eat it. Holiday food is the best.

No. 1002318

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>>1002237
Hope it comes out great! I’m a decent baker, yeast loves me, though this has nothing to do with it.. I’m making this recipe for a Christmas party tomorrow and I’m intimidated! But it’ll be delicious either way, so will yours!!! Cheers to baking
https://www.modernhoney.com/milk-and-cookie-shots/

No. 1002321

>>1002318
These look delicious! I used to want to try cookie shots, but I saw some youtubers try it a couple years back (I think it was threadbanger?) and it failed for them so I never really gave it a shot. I hope yours come out well anon!

No. 1002353

>>1002318
these look so gooooood hgnn
>>1002321
Nayrt but I watched that too! I think the key is really covering the inside with lots of chocolate

No. 1002392

My boyfriend bought me an adorable mug he saw in passing just because he thought I’d like it. I don’t know why but it made me so happy to get a sweet gift like that.

No. 1002544

like everyone sometimes i think back to awkward situations and just think about it for hours even though it was probably just a minor inconvenience for the other person but idk i just feel so embarrassed sometimes
like a reoccurring memory i dwell on is my first time in japan some guy i guess left his hat and an empty bottle on a table in a restaurant and i honestly just assumed the bottle was trash and someone just forgot their hat so i just moved both things to a different table and sat there, i mean if it were any more than just a hat i probably wouldn't have done that but they also left literal trash too so you can see my confusion. i mean they obviously dont do that kind of thing where im from and i had no idea it was a thing, like yeah if it were a bag/phone/computer/jacket/etc i would have assumed differently but how am i suppose to know a hat with some trash is like a seat reservation
i mean ive seen people forget small things all the times in restaurants where i live so i honestly thought thats what happened

why do i have to remember these stupid small things and make me stress years off my life

No. 1002555

>>1002544
yeah i would say you had the right idea in that situation… since when does trash and a hat serve as a spot saver? like maybe a bag and a jacket or like a hat and something else that makes sense, but i would also assume someone lost their hat and they also were too lazy to throw out their junk

No. 1002556

I just ate a bueno and a banana, and I think it's pressing on my bladder because I suddenly have to pee

No. 1002566

>>1002555
i think its a common thing there especially in fast food restaurants to pick a seat first then go order the food, which i didnt even know about until afterwards (also i find it a bit weird but since people dont really steal things there so i understand why people do it i guess)
i agree it was a bad choice of things for him to put there to save his seat because i dont think most foreigners would have any idea what it meant just like i did since it wasn't obvious, i still cringe over it years later though

No. 1002583

>>1002566
that’s definitely special to japan i guess lol understandable, but i think u can always look back on it as something strange that you learned while you were there. not your fault!

No. 1002617

>>1002566
>since people dont really steal things there so i understand why people do it i guess
Seeing Japanese people leave their bags and wallets to save themselves a table is one of the biggest culture shocks I've experienced, I would never

No. 1002621

>>1002544
A few years ago in a mcdonalds I spotted that a kid had left their happy meal toy behind with the the tables trash. You see it alot. Staff usually throw them out or sometimes another random kid will nab it up. It's not one of those McDs with a play area so an empty table means they're gone gone. It was a rare time when the toy was something I actually wanted so I'm like cool.. it's otherwise going to end up binned. I might as well take it. I put it in my handbag and I queue up to order a coffee.

A kid then approaches me and asks for his toy back, in front of the queue of people. I've no idea where he came from. I never would've grabbed the thing if I didn't think it was purposefully left there and likely to go in a bin. I looked like an ass in front of people.. reaching into my bag to give back the 'stolen' toy was painful. People must've thought I swiped it from under the kids nose.

No. 1002671

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it's my birthday today and birthdays are always depressing for me because it is the day before christmas so i never really got to have a bday party and i'm always stuck with family but this year!! i preordered some books that were supposed to arrive in january BUT THEY GOT DELIVERED TODAY! i'm so happy i don't even care that i won't have a cake

No. 1002683

>>1002671
the happiest of birthdays to you, anon! I hope the next year goes great for you and that which ever age you have turned today is your best yet!

No. 1002686

How many fucking times do I have to unsubscribe from LinkedIn's notifications?? I literally turned off getting notifications of any kind plus unsubscribed from their email shit and I'm STILL getting them

No. 1002687

>>1002671
HAPPY BIRTHDAY nonna and have a lovely time reading your books!!

No. 1002689

>>1002671
I was born in the first week of December and my parents managed to really push the limits and never give me a bday as its 'too close to xmas' ffs lol

You reach a point where you just do nice shit for yourself if no-one else will. Hope you have a chill day with your books. Happy birthday

No. 1002690

>>1002544
If you travel to a different country you should always research it's culture. I've never been to Japan and even I'd know not to do that.

No. 1002713

>>1002689
This is so stupid, unless you were dirt poor there's no reason not to throw a small party, buy a cake and candles and even gift you something small, they were just being lazy.

No. 1002715

I'm going through a phase where I'm dreaming a shit tonne. Or I'm at least suddenly remembering lots of my dreams like I never did before. No idea what kick started this. No lifestyle changes, no meds.

No. 1002723

>>1002671
I can relate, born Oct 31st

No. 1002784

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I inhaled a tiny chunk of apple in the car yesterday and had to go into the store coughing a little. Then, after being in there for a while, I feel the apple rise out of my lungs and into my throat and then it was gone. I just swallowed it and no one knew what was happening to my physiology.

No. 1002792

>>1002784
I hope this isn’t the apple curse.

No. 1002819

>>1002792
th-the apple curse?

No. 1003132

Nonas what are some fun indoor/quarantine activities for kids? They're like 5-10 y/os. We're all positive but no severe symptoms and I feel bad having them watch Peppa Pig all day. Only thing that's coming to my head is card games but that can get boring after a while

No. 1003137

Finished wrapping my Christmas gifts and it's my last night alone before the holidays with family, so I'm going to get high, masturbate to the thought of my work crush, smoke, sleep and then it's Christmas.

No. 1003141

>>1002819
I’m so sorry.

No. 1003142

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asoiaf radfem anti-porn mutual on tumblr I love you even if you’re a Sansa fan

No. 1003145

>>1003132
Maybe games like hide and seek, a drawing contest and someone gets a shiny thing, Just dance if you got a Nintendo console, movies, charades and someone gets a shiny thing, maybe build with them something out of cardboard like a kitchen, a market stall or an old pc, maybe even cardboard laptops for everyone, pillow forts/caves, origami, craft masks for everyone of their favorite animal with them. I hope there’s something there that you can pick.

No. 1003154

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I was previously bitching about not having the motivation to finish knitting a pair of socks for my ma for Christmas, but I just finished them now. All ends woven in, they fit perfectly! They're a fade of light and dark blues with a contrasting speckled white toe and heel. They took six days total, including writing the pattern. I feel like I could die happy now. Everyone in my family is receiving a handmade piece of clothing in a colour that they wear often and I feel so badass. Can't wait for the new year and to make even more. I'll start earlier next time to avoid such bad wrist cramping

No. 1003160

>>1003142
surprisingly have known a lot of radfems who were into asoiaf/GoT, I'd say I know more radfems who were into GoT then normie women
kinda wierd, I don't know why radfems would be interested in a scrote series like GoT

No. 1003164

>>1003160
calling GoT a scrote series is like calling American Psycho a scrote book/movie imo nonnie

No. 1003165

>>1003164
Both are.

No. 1003166

>>1003160
It deals with oppression of women (YMMV on how much it excels at that) and has a lot of interesting, complicated female characters like Cersei or Sansa. Not to mention Brienne, a GNC woman knight. Worth mentioning that Daenerys was an extremely uplifting and beloved before D&D character assassinated her. Hell, I bet that a lot of fans are ignoring that bullshit ending and still stan.

No. 1003167

>>1003164
Anon….. Both are

No. 1003171

>>1003160
In my case I got into the series as a teen because of the criticism of the mom character Catelyn and just stayed invested in specific characters. Honestly the series isn’t even worth trying to defend, you’re right it’s by an old gross scrote but I just love how vicious a seemingly stereotypical gentle mother character could be and how positively female characters are portrayed as better/stronger leaders over their male counterpart (Asha and Theon as one example, Daenerys and Aegon as another) and that rape and incest victims aren’t just women (Aeron and Euron, Theon and Ramsay kinda). I’m too far into the series to give up on it now

No. 1003172

>>1003166
>>1003160
Kinda shitty (and ironic) that radfems bug people about liking problematic media and then go and like such a gross, abhorrent show, i kinda saw it coming. Talk about hypocrisy save your essays about how GoT is totally a feminist masterpiece, i won't read them

No. 1003173

>>1003166
The annoying thing was Daenarys was suppose to be a bitch from the start. Ruthless and cold and self serving. Everyone was just disteactes by the actual actress and her showing her tits and her blonde wig. It was extremely obvious since Qarth that Daenarys was a shit queen.

No. 1003174

>>1003142
Why don't you like Sansa?

No. 1003175

>>1003173
*distracted. Idk what that typo is about

No. 1003181

>>1003145
Ily so much anon, thank you!!

No. 1003182

>>1003160
I like the books, which has some interesting frmale PoVs you rarely see in fantsay. The show is trash

No. 1003186

>>1003172
radfem anon who brought it up but I hated the show since season 4 it kept butchering character arcs, the books are completely different but still very heavy scrote fantasy. Personally I’ve never criticized anyone’s preference of problematic media, I eat that shit up myself lol I’ve been harassed by internet retards (who weren’t radfem but the opposite gender specials) more than once for being a fan of problematic media/ships (killing stalking and this one lesbian manga that’s gotten traction recently because a movie adaption) but if you gotta paint certain women as big baddies go off but I’ll still criticize the porn industry guilt-free

No. 1003187

>>1003172
Those posts didn't say anything about any other media

No. 1003195

>>1003174
She’s just an unlikeable foil to her younger sister. There’s too many book instances where the character is too much of an annoying brat that constantly makes the worst choice possible

>>1003173
I don’t doubt that’s the shows Daenerys but in the book she’s constantly worried/helping/feeding/listening/aiding the slaves she’s freed. She makes compromises and personal sacrifices to lessen the burden on them when she’s stuck in Meereen. She’s a very compelling character whose main goal is the complete eradication of slavery, she turns down numerous opportunities for passage and gold to aid her conquest of westeros in favor of caring for her freed people. I fucking hate I care too much about this cursed book series

No. 1003220

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No. 1003223

>>1003220
NTA but that's literally two short sentences kek

No. 1003226

>>1003186
I mean you aren't a hypocrite about it, i actually like your approach anon
>>1003220
My post wasn't even a paragraph long wtf

No. 1003227

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>>1003195
That's also the tv series Daenerys. She never “was meant” to be a cold bitch until the “subverting the expectations” ending that shat on everyone's character arcs. Haters ate that shit up though and started looking retroactively for “proof” of Daenerys secretly being a genocidal maniac.
I'm sure the books conveyed the Daenerys' personality better, but in the series, she also was a kind person trying to end oppression and slavery while dealing with her own shit.

No. 1003230

>>1003172
Regardless of how "feminist" GoT is, it's trash and people who like it have shit taste

No. 1003232

>>1003230
Show’s trash, book less trash and based at times. It’s basically American Berserk. Both gross scrote fantasy but have cool women characters that almost make following the series worth reading through all the scrote power fantasies.

No. 1003233

>>1003232
Wasn't Daenarys like a child in the books

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No. 1003269


No. 1003290

My dad is probably the only one who recognizes I may have a drinking problem but he only does it to me.

But, granted, this time it was seeing me have 3-4 beers in the course of 2-3 hours so that’s not really that bad.

No. 1003324

>>1003269
>>1003160
>>1003166
I guess what I'd say what attracts certain radfems to the series is the fact that the female characters are more 3 dimensional and feel like actual human beings instead of the usual tropes
Most of the male characters being shit is also another factor, It confirms what most radfems already think about men

Drogo raped Dany until she wanted to die. Robert abused Cersei. Elia suffered reproductive abuse before she and her children were murdered as a result of her husband’s choices. Sansa is labeled “key to the North,” her value registering as nothing more than a tool.
women in ASOIAF are routinely treated as a means of procuring what someone else wants, and they suffer for it and yet there strong and actively fight for what they want, they play with the hand whatever hand their given and always try, its something the males are completely oblivious too

Is the series a feminist masterpiece ? not really but it has cool female characters and engaging lore

No. 1003335

>>1003324
samefag, discussion of the series on Tumblr on engaging and entertaining then on scrote spaces
its arguing but which ship is less awful, bashing on Robert, arguing whose the worst scrote Robert or Rhaegar
Its just fun overall

No. 1003362

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I just had the fattest idea ever. Thumbprint cookies but with a Ferrero Rocher in the middle instead of jam, kind of like picrel.

No. 1003389

I'm secretly glad I somehow caught omicron because now it means I can spend Christmas resting from my crazy ass work life and not having to see my crazy ass family who I love, but already got a solid dose of at Thanksgiving

No. 1003391

Just made a toast pizza

No. 1003392

>>1003391

Like a toaster oven pizza or you put pizza sauce and cheese on toast?

No. 1003393

>>1003392
Bread toast

No. 1003397

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>>1003182
>>1003232
>>1003324
yes very..interesting and engaging. lol the books have fanfic-level writing just like the show

No. 1003407

>>1003397

On the contrary, I find this excerpt the most realistic writing from Martin. If I ate a meal of horse bunghole stew in a village where people wipe their asses with their hands, I too would probably shit myself almost to death

No. 1003910

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Going to try this. I've only had it once before and it didn't come out well because I didn't wrap it in foil.

No. 1003940

>>1003397
This is fucking gross

No. 1003942

>>1003362
Nice, I hope you make them chocochip too

No. 1003961

>>1003397
why are male writers like this

No. 1004022

>>1003910
I had this for thanksgiving nona, was pretty good by itself but the premade gravy that comes with it really ties it all together imo

No. 1004110

I'm drying right now, and I keep looking at my vagina. She's kinda…meaty. I'm so fucking hungry

No. 1004160

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i'm so damn full. Merry Christmas Nonnitas

No. 1004170

>>1004160
me too, merry Christmas nonita

No. 1004341

I bought some silver gift wrap with swans on it, it's really pretty and using it as wrapping paper to get torn apart and thrown away feels like a waste lol

No. 1004353

>>1004341
I always open pretty presents super carefully so I can reuse the paper

No. 1004355

>>1004341
Samefag but I started using fabric to wrap for less waste! I bought some red twine and the fabrics have cute stuff like gingerbread men or reindeer on them and I wrap the stuff up in the fabric and tie the twine around it and make a lil bow.

No. 1004362

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I got to download the video that I need to translate, so that’s nice, Christmas has been cozy with my aunt, my brother started listening to some early 2000’s music so it was kind of nostalgic, remembering dancing with my friends and the neon colored fashion is so nice.
Everyday I’m shuffling, don’t forget to shuffle today too, nonnie, let us shuffle to the sunrise.

No. 1004363

>>997626
I didn't see this for a long time so hope you come back to the thread anon, but it's a windows surface. I knocked over a cup of water on my old one so don't feel too bad, shit happens. I have a friend who stepped on her laptop once and the corner of the screen was fucked up like you are describing.

No. 1004379

realizing im spending my christmas eve browsing /g and /ot…. nice to spend the holidays with ya ladies

No. 1004382

>>1004379
happy holidays nona! glad to be spending christmas eve with ya. spending my christmas eve depressed, drinking, watching twitch stream, and browsing lolcow… really a new low

No. 1004393

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>>1004379
Happy holidays anon I’m not having a good time so I’m here

No. 1004395

>>1004379
>>1004393
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc. Glad we can all post together

No. 1004399

>>1004393
yum this cake looks good what is this? strawberry shortcake?

No. 1004440

>>1004399
might be Japanese christmas cake, which yes is basically strawberry shortcake with layers. Made basically this for my partners bday a while ago, with whipped cream frosting. Quite tasty

No. 1004473

i'm so fucking pumped for my english MIL's roasties. they're basically quartered peeled potatoes that have been cooked in the oven with hot oil so they are perfectly and evenly crisped on all sides. No brown spots. Just like one big tater tot or something. I feel like a damn whale fantasizing about this rn but it's been a whole year and I've been doing a big diet for the last several months.

No. 1004510

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Christmasdaaze merry merry moo

No. 1004513

Merry Christmas nonatellas ♥

No. 1004516

I was eating out with my family for the holidays earlier this week and our waiter had bara tiddies and huge arms, he also had thinning hair. He was a friend of a friend’s relative, he was only 26-29, but I called him “Dilf” in my head. I crave those giant arms and I crave the crevice in between those. I love you and I think about you all day. Mostly your body. It was sort of chubby but not so much as to diminish the appearance of your muscles but to soften you all together, I want to hug a man built like that. That was the first time I’ve seen bara tiddies irl.

No. 1004518

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It doesn't feel like Christmas to me unless it snows and where I'm at has Christmas decorations. It hasn't snowed (yet) and we didn't decorate this year. So it doesn't feel like Christmas.
Rather than getting each other presents my bf and I decided to go on a trip instead which I prefer and has been fun so far, but since no presents it also doesn't feel like Christmas!!

No. 1004726

Idk if this fit here but whatever. I didn’t get any merry xmas messages from friends this year. To be fair i didn’t send any as well but it’s strange. I met my friends just last month but since then we didn’t really talk? Soooo i assume that’s it now. Thank god I’m an independent person so i don’t care so much but I’ve always struggled with having friends so it’s disappointing

No. 1004762

>>1004726
Merry Christmas anon! Don't be afraid to initiate, remember that friendship takes effort from both sides of the party. Don't give up!

No. 1004814

getting your period on christmas sucks so hard. at least my boobs went down. the pain from them was excruciating. period boobs suck so hard and not enough people mention it.

No. 1004842

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Finally got into the Christmas spirit after not feeling it all season. It's seventy degrees here and I'm all alone on the Internet, but it's Christmas!

No. 1004859

>>1004518
Cute Rena! Merry Christmas

No. 1004867

>>1004842
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANON! nice cece

No. 1005036

>>1004022
Tried it earlier and you're right, the gravy really elevates it! Without it the turkey is kinda bland, if there were no breadcrumbs I probably would have tried to marinate it. It wasn't terrible at all. The texture was perfect, I just wish it had more flavor and I was surprised at how bland the stuffing was considering it has shit like cranberries in it. Next time I'll just make seitan instead of buying anything, but I wanted to give it another try.

No. 1005037

>>1005036
Samefag, but I also added salt to the gravy lol

No. 1005114

I just cut the shit out of a wig I've had for a while. I could literally make another wig with the amount that came off. About to boil it.

No. 1005144

im craving cereal so bad. i have a supermarket literally in my building and i could get it within the next 10 minutes but i’m too lazy. i’ve been thinking about it for the past hour. ate a tangerine and it didnt help. i might get dressed and go get that cereal…

No. 1005188

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>>1005144
i did it nonas, i’m eating the cereal now. it’s very good

No. 1005216

kimchi and cottage cheese is my go to snack lately. sometimes separately, sometimes mixed together. it's pretty good! (if you like those things)

No. 1005306

I think I'm bleeding underneath my nail

No. 1005321

Uh, I really hope that thing outside is the fog. Last time it looked like this, it wasn't. It was toxic fumes.

No. 1005332

I bought 3 retarded clothing pieces and I can't wait for them to arrive. It's the first time in a while I've bought something unnecessarily and they're all comfortable and cute. Pink adidas sweatpants, ed hardy longsleeve and an overzeas grey/black striped sweater! I've been wearing the same clothes for a year straight and it feels so good to get some new things that I actually like. They were all secondhand so it wasn't even super expensive, I'm really happy

No. 1005334

>>1005332
this sounds so fucking ugly are you a chav ? (or whatever they call a girl one im a burger, chavette?)

No. 1005341

>>1005334
Having a good day nonnie?

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No. 1005359

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>>1004859
Hope you had a good one Anon!

No. 1005467

Apparently one in seven people use (as in, pay for, so it's probably even a bit more) Netflix in my country. I didn't even expect it to get such a hold here and especially didn't expect it to be so many people.

No. 1005612

I'm making a fiber arts project for the first time with short nails, and holy fuck this feels uncomfortable and weird.

No. 1005659

>>1005467
Where do you live?

No. 1005796

I forgot my glasses at home and fuck it's so uncomfortable to look at stuff in the store. I feel like I can barely see.

No. 1005904

>>1005216
I'm glad you have a snack that you like, but frankly that sound horrendous I would rather eat my own scabs but I'm happy for you!

No. 1006262

>>1005796
I don't see shit in the store with them on either. They get foggy from heat immediately upon entering, and then stay foggy because of the mask I'm wearing.

No. 1006344

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I'm eating pomegranate and they're eaten way too fast for the effort you have to put into preparing them.

No. 1006365

>>1006344
I never eat pomengrate, it's just not worth it. Even if you buy it in a plastic cup already scooped out, the ratio of bitter seed to juicy fruit is criminal. You're basically just crunching on untasty shit and get a few drops of fruit juice with it. Why would I do that when I can just buy other actually juicy fruits.

No. 1006372

>girlfriend speaks english as a second language
>currently studying her masters and has to do it in english
>tells me not to hold back on correcting her english
>sends me a draft of a term paper she has to submit
>paper makes sense but there’s a lot of grammatical errors, verbs conjugated wrong etc
>start correcting them over text but eventually call so she can correct them as i dictate them to her
>gf gets annoyed 3 paragraphs in and tells me to only tell her the major mistakes, not every small mistake
>gf argues with me about the grammar even though she’s wrong
>i tell her it’s all pretty much fine and makes some semblance of sense to a native english speaker because we can tell what she was trying to say even if the execution is off
>girlfriend submits paper anyway even though it’s full of errors
>finish the phone call in a shitty mood

i did what she told me and didn’t hold back my critiques. honestly i kind of give up at this point. she can make her own language errors in her own academic career. i don’t know why