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Just like google! If google repeatedly called you a retard.
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. I've actually had it saved in my meme folder for years so I have no idea, sorry!
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I find Dua Lipa to be very overrated, don't get me wrong, if I woke up tomorrow looking exactly like her my ugly ass would be delighted!kek but as a celebrity I don't understand why everyone says she's so beautiful? her lack of carisma doesn't help one bit.
Yeah I was reading about how debt collectors will go after people for this, but after all this time I haven't had anybody contact me about paying anything, so I assumed that it was fine. Idk how that stuff works, though.>>794057
I tried to log into their website but it needs your membership number which I don't have since I lost the card ages ago, so I think I have to call…ugh.
Don't be like me, anons.
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Is someone reposting other anons posts or something? I wonder if thats what happened with pic lmao
>>794136what is the pain like? are they tender or swollen, like how they can be while ovulating or PMSing? that can be quite painful too, it's not a dismissive question on my part
many women can have different types of breast pain for hormonal reasons, it's not a one size fits all type of thing. if you have larger breasts or denser tissue in your breasts (regardless of size, someone with smaller breasts can have denser tissue than someone else with maybe larger breasts) the pain can be more pronounced, no matter what the cause is.
is the tissue inside of them sore or painful? like, painful to put on tight clothes or undergarments, or painful to lie down on your belly, an ambient pain or soreness as you go about your day, that type of thing
you don't have to answer, especially with males lurking the various boards here, but there are a number of different types of breast pain that can be attributed to hormonal issues or where you are at in your cycle.
if the pain is quite severe or sharp, or persists unchanged throughout other parts of your cycle or after your period, a type of pain that isn't normal for hormonal fluctuations, i would maybe arrange to see a female doctor about it
you can ask her to examine them and she may arrange for some tests if she sees a cause for concern
i do experience this at various points in my cycle, and it has never been a serious problem, even when it's very sore or painful. veins can become more prominent or visible too. i just don't wear compressing clothes and take hot showers or baths to help the soreness. a stretchy wireless sports bra or comfy bralette can help if they feel heavy, or if it's painful to go braless. not sure if that's the case with you, but mine feel very heavy and the weight of them being pulled down and kind of moving around through the day can be painful when they are sore
your period doesn't have to begin on the same exact day to be considered regular. there can be fluctuations despite your predicted start date and it's still considered a perfectly regular cycle. fluctuations between start date and length of your period are actually the norm for most women. getting your period on the dot for the exact same amount of days each cycle is not super common
"average cycle" is kind of an averaged number based on the data of many women, and not so accurate when it comes down to an individual cycle and the fluctuations there.
have some hot fluids like tea and broth to stay comfortable and hydrated, and take care of yourself
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I’m cringing so hard
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What do you get out of this nonnas? It's a message send to me from a scrote of course
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he broke up with me
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I'm super confused. Like. What the fuck does he want. Just a frienship? I feel manipulated if I'm honest
Looks like you dodged a bullet, if you want to stay as friends, that’s okay, but don’t trip with that rock again. Some people do
change, but that takes lots of time and dedication. If you really want to be there for him, good luck and be careful, but that really drains your energy.
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I don't even know>>794417
lol then I have one last screencap for you
Take some time to think about and decide what you want, that's more important than deciphering what he wants.
Personally I'm wary of men who try to use their exes as an emotional support lifeline or practice grounds for the next gf. Not saying that is or isn't the case here but that's something to watch out for imo.
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the uwu at the end killed all hope I had, you dodged a bullet anon, good for you !
Just completely ditch him or spend a long time apart. Good for both of us for breaking up, because couple that consists two people with issues such as depression, etc. Always end up getting doomed.
But honestly His last part of the message sounds fishy to me, >>794405
makes it seem like he wanted to call it quits a long time ago. In the end what happened already happened. I honestly wouldn't even want to talk to him, let alone letting him use me as a emotional support machine (which looks like what he wants from you - wah, lissen to me whining! be my mommy). But if you like him that
much, I'd still suggest drifting apart for maybe 3 months at best, so you could clear out your head and figure it all yourself. Just because he dated you doesn't mean he is your last choice when it comes to men, there's billions of fishes in the sea.
It’s been associated with damage to the area of the brain that controls aggression. >>794459
Which supplements are you taking? There are gentler forms you can try if your symptoms don’t improve, they are usually marketed as ‘gentle iron’ in pharmacies or can be requested through your doctor.
I'm nta so sorry to butt in, but have you ever done this? >drifting apart for maybe 3 months at best
I broke up with my ex a couple months back and I'm now at the point where I truly know I don't want to get back together with him (was wavering and in my feels before). That being said, I do still care about him and enjoy his company, so in your experience has the whole being friends with exes things ever worked out? I'm uncertain if he still has feelings, but I think he might, so I'm thinking it would be sort of selfish for me to push for that before he'd moved on as well.
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Do people really be out there sleeping under duvets without a cover?
Do they know it’s weird and grotty or do they think that it’s just a fancy white blanket? You see so many naked duvets on beds in selfies and stuff online, they can’t all be doing selfies halfway though stripping the bed, right?
Same thing happened to me in my first serious relationship. The guy dumped me unexpectedly after years of being together, citing incompatibility. Turns out he immediately went and started dating a new girl he'd been chatting up for weeks prior. I was young and dumb back then so I thought it was fair he at least didn't cheat. Now I know it's not all black and white and he just wanted clear conscience before he actually did something physical with her.
I mean it depends. But in your case, when he did all of that literally the next day… yea I'd say he's definitely the asshole.
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I get where you're coming from but I don't think that's possible. Emotional connection is supposedly
a basic human need. What you should want to become instead is emotionally resilient
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Do normies (aka not terminally-online) use dating apps? Dating app virgin here, I've resisted them for years but present times have kind of necessitated them. Would I be able to find a person who likes outdoor activities and doesn't base their opinions off their internet friends', or is everyone on there also on twitter, if you know what I mean?
Are they the vast majority? I’ve read you can specify what it is you’re seeking>>794639
Thanks anon, that’s reassuring to hear!
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please recommend me twitch or picarto streamers who are cute guys and have a small following
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hello fellow eurofags, love u and our unsliced and unchopped onions
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euro here I can only see this that is close enough
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Would it be a dumb idea to try to learn to play an instrument as an adult? I wanted to learn when I was a child, but there was simply no money for it back then. Then it wasn't something I really considered pursuing on my own until now. I'd love to learn to play something like the flute or harp. But part of me just feels like maybe It's a foolish dream to pursue
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Also American, wdym pre-peeled garlic? Like, just the cloves? I've only ever seen minced and dried garlic>>794730
Yes. My grandma likes to buy them reposting because I mis-read the question
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Purely hypothetical question, would there be any negative effects of eating a whole bag of cuties in one sitting?
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Does anybody have h3/keemstar catboy edits? Uh… don’t ask why…
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I, for one, completely agree, but Kitty Keemstar edits seem fucking hilarious. Seconding nonna’s request.>>794905>British “people”
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Made in 30 seconds and a lot of hate on picsart. You should use it next time
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How can I learn to forgive?
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I know how I’m spending my afternoon. Why a lot of hate though???>>794910
Cows are so nice, I love walking up to farm fences and petting them. Too bad farmers are dicks and keep them confined in their own waste most of the time.
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Why am I attracted to this.
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Oops, tagged the wrong thread. What do you mean hate?>>794933
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>A girl I just met randomly asks me if I have a boyfriend
W-hat did she mean by that?
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Cool, can I be Peggy?
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As long as I get to be Beaker!
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How do you know if you're like, manifesting something or self sabotaging it? Please help
Imagine not hating keemstar as a tard catboy. Couldn't be me>>794969>stacy larping to the max
You must not be here very often. Guess you're the ultimate stacy, congrats
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Why do so many nonnies have a fetish for virgins? I read numerous times in the Fetishes You're Ashamed Of Thread how farmers want to fuck virgins or incels. Like you really want cheetos hands touching your body?
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yes there is a sense of strange camaraderie here
The only thing I know that works is age, maturation. Older people are cringey because they've stopped caring what you think. Once you've lived life and gotten some experience, seen some shit, you get a sense that you're competent enough to trust your own judgment over outsiders. Rightly or wrongly.
It's a normal stage of being a young person, even through your 20s, to care a lot about your social standing and what your peers think. You kind of just have to suffer through the self consciousness until life beats it out of you. The upshot is that it might stop you doing dumb impulsive shit.
The stacyism annoys me sometimes but honestly, why should people be worrying about being humble and self aware all the time on an anonymous platform?>>793969
When you're ready, try journaling a bit about things you disliked about the person or aspects of the relationship that were bad. >>794517
Yeah people do this because duvet covers are kinda expensive but if you're buying a duvet it's retarded not to get a cover, it's like not having a phone case. >>794545
For most people, regular hair removal on an area will gradually make the hair more sparse. Like the meme of women with thin 2000s eyebrows struggling to grow them back. But it takes a long time, I doubt one removal would change anything. >>794632>>794652
Normies love dating apps. Even on Tinder there are people trying to date (not just hookup) and there are other apps with different vibes like Bumble or Hinge.
he's an ugly annoying rape apologist>>794955
not at all. i'm not sure why i'm still even here tbh. after all these years I still can't relate to the majority of posters, certain experiences and lifestyles, have wildly unpopular taste, and I have this feeling most of you would probably hate me irl. only common ground is having a pusy and disliking troons i guess.
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I only want his shell, the spirit and mind will be purged
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Honestly, waiting for his behind to get killed by someone he crosses
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Kitty Keemstar says uwu
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Guys, what are some good fitness inspo profiles on instagram? I though I would find generic before-and-after type of stuff but all I found was overly buff dudes (which does not inspire me) and photoshopped women in porny positions. See picrel-it was found under a profile name fitgirlmotivation or something like that. I even saw one that was a woman in spread eagle position but with clothes on.
What are you exactly looking for because "fitness" on ig ranges from bodybuilder to basically porn.
Personally I like:
kenziefitness_, missemmatroupe and ladyfit (if you're not into the buff look)
megsquats (love her)
amandasykesfit (form posts)
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I have a shit ton of stuff from 3+ years of subsribing to FL and Owlcrate. What's the best way to sell when sorting by fandom isn't an option and not being able to list everything seperately?
I've considered doing stuff like lucky bags or themed bundles like "stationary/desk stuff". Something like "pick a thing from each pile" would also good, but I don't want to deal with all the "IS THIS ITEM STILL AVAILABLE??". For anyone who doesn't know, it's just a bunch of book themed junk.
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Basically short vids of workout exercises and women showing off their musculature in a non porny sort of way (see pic). You know, stuff that depicts realistic goals.
Most men now work indoor jobs where there's no real reason why at 21 they should have rough skin. Sure estrogen makes our skin softer than theirs but a man who doesn't work out in the elements shouldn't be far behind a woman at that age. Unless his lifestyle is seriously bad.
My dad worked outdoors all his life and had skin problems from a young age, also worked with building materials and chemicals without enough protection. That stuff takes a toll. I think the rough skinned stereotype comes from the days where more men worked those jobs.
yeah, I guess she's not hated enough to be brought up a lot, but in every other moo thread there'll be a back and forth about
"nigri did this cosplay"
"well at least she's not fat like moo"
so I was always curious if it was just about her normalising bikini cosplays or if she had done a lot of bad shit in the past
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I don’t really know her, only from that time she met Pewdiepie. And took this pic years ago
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American obesity rates are pretty shocking.
Being anachan thin in America is not a great thing unlike the rattling twinks want to make you believe. It's been out of fashion since the 2000s. If you mean like a normal weight that has decent boobs, then yes America is obsessed with that. Anachan tier thin? That's >>795399
what anon said. America is fat, so are many other countries who conveniently like to pretend they are nowhere close. The reason? Cheap fattening food that's very accessible. Why is the question never why is Turkey, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Mexico, UK, all them Samoan Islands so godamn fat? The whole damn middle east is fat. They're just as obsessed with wanting to be thin as any country. To ask why a specific country is obsessed with wanting to be thin is strange because the majority of the world wants to be thin. The closer to Asia the are, the more anachan they want to be. Also, thin men are not ideal in America. Just randomly wanted to add that because thinness is a feminine trait here. So the answer is that: America is fat, so they want to be thin to not be as fat and undesirable.
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Hey nonna I'll share with you the ones I personally follow, they're athletes from Mexico and appeared in a show called Exatlon (might be somewhere online, its pretty cool and gives me motivation to work out)
They're not sexual and full of good vibes
Tell me if you can find them and if you liked them!
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I use it for niche porn and art. Never really got over my sonic phase so it morphed into self-hating furry degeneracy.
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I use it because I love seeing funny tweets and follow a lot of amazing artists. It keeps me motivated in my art, and my favorite nsfw artist is also on there. I also really like accounts that post fashion shit, like those "visual archives" accounts. I get why some anons here may not like twitter, but it's easy to avoid stuff you don't like imo.
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Farmers, is he hot or ugly? Twitter: directionbarbes
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samefag, but kek, french and english twitter are jokingly calling him richard ramirez in the comments but of course an anglophone is going on about how ramirez is her favorite serial killer. why must americans be so deranged smh
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He's like a tanned and unfriendlier version of Steven Tyler. Ugly
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I much prefer the ahs version of ramirez
>>795635>Richard Ramirez is smart>Luka Magnotta is smarter
I'm begging these people to venture outside of Netflix's true crime documentaries>>795647
nta but @miles_art on Instagram!
Strange-looking. I wouldn't say ugly yet, though.>>795651
Now this is ugly. He looks like an ape.
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Should I get a book light that’s rechargeable but a little strong but the light is adjustable or a regular one with normal batteries that’s weak but weak is what I prefer
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I mean yeah but rechargeable is supposed to be better for the planet and stuff. And it’s adjustable so the light doesn’t have to be too powerful all the time, but in the long run my eyes might get tired of strong light or it might have a shitty charge capacity. Battery can probably last long but the power isn’t adjustable. That’s why I asked farmers to help make the decision for me.>>795791>>795821
The reaction image thread in /m/ has very good posts.
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Legit question, sometimes I feel like I can get super happy and hyper one hour, then 4 hours later I'm depressed again. What's wrong with me? Seriously, why?
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How do people who store pasta like picrel know how long it should cook?
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imagine being bad at bullying
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Idk anything about the anime vd related is about, but is it like the eltingville club, where they critique otaku culture?
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i just looked up "i am fucking shy im sorry itzy". is that it?
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Do you mean this one?
inb4 you have to be older than 18 to post here
I've just gone so long not dealing with it that I forgot how I used to deal with it (but honestly as a teen I probably didn't deal with it in a healthy way anyway lol)
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Antiviruses do tons of shady shit. They hold you hostage to pay for their bullshit subscriptions, package bloatware with their installations, make it hard to uninstall themselves, detect themselves
as viruses (lol), slow down your computer, etc. I swear my computers ran faster without any antivirus at all. Your computer's built in defense (like Window Defender) and adblock is all you really need, and if you have a laptop, just tape the webcam. Don't torrent shady shit, click on ads, or give your cc info to shady websites, ie don't be a dumb dumb and your computer is as safe as possible
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Why is it that life is a constant cycle of things going well, then things going awfully bad? When the fuck do we have a rest? Why are we in a constant loop of learning, fucking up, healing, and learning again? Why are we thrown into this earth just to have this anxiety? Like I get it, life is beautiful etc. But then why do we have to suffer, why can't things simply work out, why do people have to go and things have to change constantly??? Why do we go and believe in people/a divine power/the universe/life/fate/etc w/e just to have things destroyed and in exchange we just get painful disillusionment? Please nonnas, give me your personal insights.
You can't appreciate the sun without the rain. I've become a glass half full kind of person and I know some people think of me as painfully annoying because I always want to see the good in things and be optimistic, but otherwise what's the point? Life is terrible and insufferable and everyday we are surrounded by misery, but we are here and we have the choice to wallow in that misery or make the conscious effort to enjoy our time on Earth. I know things are awful and I know they are hard, but I choose to accept that and work through it so I can experience moments of joy which make me feel fulfilled.
Maybe it feels like I'm just a dumb hamster on a wheel working hard and hard and hard to get through the bad shit for just a little nugget of a joyful moment. Does the pain and suffering make the good moments worth it? Sometimes it doesn't, but oh well. My options are to be grateful for the happy moments, regardless of whether they were worth the shit I got put through for it, or off myself because life is meaningless and I don't want to deal with it for another 60 years.
You will never be happy always, because you will always move that goalpost for yourself. I just shilled this book in the positivity thread, but it's something Mark Mason covers in 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck'. Rather than focus on what makes you happy, focus on what shit you're willing to tolerate in life, because you're less likely to be fickle about the day to day misery you're willing to suffer through.
The book didn't cure my depression, but it helped me rewire a lot of my thinking, and in turn I did things that make my life a lot more tolerable. There are days when I'm tired and crave death because I wonder if I will truly be able to live life like this for the next 60 years, but most days I am content, and when I return to feeling content after my little trip down misery lane, I'm glad to be back. I've found happiness now that I'm no longer looking or chasing after it.
Anon, I really hope that one day you'll be content with life despite how terribly god awful it is. As Jenna Marbles once said, life is short but also terribly and insufferably long. I hope you'll find your own form of happiness, or at least a path of life that is more tolerable.
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Can someone know if you have supressed a message on discord ?
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Notice how cowself didn't mention being Sanic? Hm much to think about.
Thank you nonnie
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What happens when a simp meets a pickme?
The simp will be over-joyed at first and put up his best act to impress, the PM will be blind to his faults and overlook any flaws. As time goes on, the simp will slowly detract from doing what the PM loved, either becoming too boring/mean/abusive
/neglectful in the process, and the PM will be willfully blind to what's going on, maybe even blame herself, and cling because of what they had before.
or some people don't like having health issues
could be many things like bpd id recommend checking therapy if its actually affecting your life negatively anon. some people are just spaz. this is just a fact. but if this is really fucking with youre way of living do look for help.>>795893
bipolar doesnt work like that. youre in mania a few days/weeks not hours. then youre normal for a while. then youre depressed for days/weeks. the cycle repeats till you take your damn meds. common misconception, nonnie
120+ just to piss off my parents and everyone else who told me to kill myself when I was a kid
it's the only reason I'm still alive really
I had depression from a weirdly young age and I always thought I'd be dead by 21, then 25, then 30. The goalposts kept moving as I hit each milestone still alive.
Now I'm 32 and I hope to live to be at least 65. I don't want a slow decline in my mobility. That puts me off living into say my 80s or beyond. I want to be active til the end. Quality of life matters to me after seeing a relative suffer for too long.
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I've decided to attend university later in life.
>What are some worthwhile things to do or wish you've done in your 20s?
>How can I stay sharp?
>What are some ways I could support myself besides my part-time job?
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Has anyone ever had century eggs? What do they taste like?
Congrats on the decision! I would travel. I know you can't really now though, kek. You can also take this time to explore what you want in a career, maybe get a full-time job. Explore investments, open up a business, improve your hobbies enough to earn some cash, etc>How can I stay sharp?
Read a lot. Self-study something, be it a new language or history. Stay healthy with a good diet and exercise so you can actually have the energy to be sharp. Never overwork yourself, anon
Why is it that the people who are always into me, aren't 100% my type?
Like, there's this girl who has always liked me, and she's cute, she's an afro latina and I find her hot. She has always been very romantic towards me and affectionate. Her personality can be weird but she treats me like I'm her treasure.
But then there's this other person, who I consider "my first love", the first person I fell in love with. He ticked all my boxes, he aroused and attracted me greatly, and honestly we had a pretty good time. But he's emotionally unavailable and immature, and doesn't know what he wants.
Honestly, why the fuck does this happen to me? Can't my brain just amicable settle for the best option (the girl)?
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I struggle to read books because I often have trouble visualising what the heck is going on. This problem goes away when listening to audiobooks. How can I stop this? Do I just have to continue reading until it stops?
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Why is it so damn hard to let go of someone who wasn't even that good for me? I could list a long list of shit he did to me and things why I find him gross. Yet I am still attracted to him, I still want to take his virginity. The fuck is wrong with me? Please nonas, make some sense into me!!!
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If you have reasons, don't ever let anyone shame you for it. They're probably jelly as fuck due to student debt and bad college boyfriends
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Bishies don't look like they have been drawn by a 12 year old
Oh fuck you're right, now I remember some weeks ago how a farmer vented about how it got banned.
Sorry Im retarded.
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Is there any way to stalk someone online with their first/last name (and city/number) that isn't through Google? I've tried google (including with quote marks to narrow down results) but I don't get anything.
I hate to use the word performative because it can have a negative connotation, but it is. This can be bad, especially with women feeling they need to shriek like banshees and/or release noises with metronome-like regularity the entire time to reassure the man he's not shit (even though he probably is), BUT in a healthier dynamic think of it like how you emote around friends compared to when you're alone. If you're watching a funny movie alone, you might smile and chuckle to an extent, but usually not as much as you would when you're with other people due to the social dynamic. Everyone's happiness fuels the others around them and you laugh louder, smile more, look at each other to share in the moment, because you're having the experience together. It's the same with sex. When you masturbate you probably don't make many expressions or much noise, but with a partner, you moan to let them know you're feeling good and enjoying it, and you might let yourself make a more intense expression when you orgasm for the same reason. Ideally you aren't forcing yourself to do these things anymore than you feel you'd be forcing yourself to be more emotive around friends, it should just be something both people do to deepen the shared nature of sex.
Ask her >>773405
In all seriousness though, from what I've heard, macarons are really finicky to make, so it truly might take a lot of trial and error if you're inexperienced in baking.
I still have my year 9 diary from 1998, which I got my friends to decorate a double page spread each. It's mega cringe, but important to me with each passing year. One of my friends who decorated it is dead now. Never saw that coming.
I would keep it.
Yeah, that's what I thought, I guess I just wanted some affirmation. It's not really pretty, most artistic thing I did was using pens with different ink colors kek, and it's not deep either (lots of sperging about my then favorite manga and teenage angst), but it was still an important part of my life.>>797537
I'm not really a pic person, I think I would be frustrated with just pics. Not a bad idea though, but that would imply I need to open it again and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to do that.
Is > Perks of being a wallflower
really a scrote movie? It's more like your basic feels movie from teenagers (or tumblr before they went full sjw)
The Wolf of Wall Street
Pirates of the Caribbean
American pie (all)
Lord of the Rings ((all)
Indiana Jones (all)
James Bond (all)
I liked American Pie, I can't remember the characters names but I thought the lead girls in the film were good, there's obviously the insert Nadia European whore trope, but like teenagers do think about their virginity a lot and there were some cute romances.
Any movie with Vin Diesel is a lad movie. James Bond. These >>797638
(Omg not lotr lol). Anything with RDJ. The Fast and the Furious franchise. Fight Club. The A Team. Superhero shit.
Perks definitely isn’t a scrote movie kek it’s a tumblrina ~film~>>797638
Pls I love the Saw franchise for its schlocky trash but am not a scrote. Also Fight Club should be on here for sure.
I also remember some post where it said “if a woman tells me Tarantino is her favorite director it’s cool, but if a man tells me that I run for the hills” and that’s pretty accurate.
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Birds of Prey imo. Me and my friend loved it and our bf’s didn’t. Like I know it’s not a /good/ movie but it’s fun and for women, go suck Snyder’s dick for 4 hours again.
Also, Midsommar? I know a lot of horror people love it, scrotes included, but man, something really satisfying about watching that douchebag burn at the end after everything he put her through.
>>797652>the fast and the furious
Absolutely >fight club
Yes, but I think a lot of women enjoy it, since it ridicules toxic
masculinity and has a fucked up imperfect female love interest, rather than a cloyingly perfect idyllic female.>>797652
American Pie is my least favourite movie franchise ever. It pinkpilled me at a very young age.
I guess I should see Birds of Prey someday, even though I'm not a fan of comic book movies. Harley Quinn is an interesting character though and certainely deserved better than being the DDLG icon (as in Suicide Squad).>Also, Midsommar? I know a lot of horror people love it, scrotes included, but man, something really satisfying about watching that douchebag burn at the end after everything he put her through
Careful, you will trigger
the one anon who hates Midsommar lmfao
If you’re not, it’s not necessarily worth seeing? I love DC but hate the DCEU, I’ve only liked BoP really bc it was fun and didn’t take itself seriously at all. Harley is extremely cute in it, and I feel like they respect her character much better than in the original SS. Fair warning that they fuck with the other characters, though, especially Cassandra Cain, but I’m sperging now so I’ll go kek>anon that hates midsommar
I missed this but apologies in advance If she shows up
Add Animal House, Porky's, and literally any "wacky" sex comedy, especially American pie.>>797647
Wasn't there one posted in the last thread or the one before it?
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Just an update to show you all how scrotes ain't shit:
He went from "I'll go find a therapist" to "I'm still considering it" to "watching animal crossing videos on youtube is my therapy". Scrotes aint slick. I'm tired of doing his emotional support for himself. No more.
use the search feature, visit tags, once you find a good artist see if their bookmarks are visible and check those (warning you can find some weird stuff that way but same with browsing pixiv in general) and when you skim through all the options, develop an eye for what's likely to be good so you don't waste time clicking everything. also sometimes pixiv art gets posted on pinterest/tumblr/twitter, if you can find the source or if the artist has a pixiv link on those sites obviously go through and it will help your recommendations. sadly it won't be perfect, pixiv's algorithm is not as good as others imo.
regardless I find browsing pixiv very fun, you can find some hidden treasures that way and also really funny stuff. p.s. there is a setting to include R-18 and R-18G posts in your search if you want that specifically.
Kek, holy shit. He sounds like an insufferable shmuck. I am happy you realise that too, anon. He would end up making the same excuses over and over again and make you sink with him. What kind of bullshittery is that? He romanticises the crap out of his depression. How old is he?
The #2deepForYou shit really makes me think that he will end up going into "Wash Your Penis And Room" rabbit hole aka Jordan Peterson.
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he'll be 29 in october kekkk>>797874
relationship? nah. Sex? well…
You were told. By this smart anon >>797860
no, got banned because I posted porn on the wrong board
I thought it was like r9k where you can use porn thumbnails to catch the eye
no no I'm not male at all, I am female
I simply discovered r9k before discovering female oriented boards, and I want to know how different they are so I don't fuck up like I did on crystal cafe
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Anon your post on Crystal Cafe really screamed "I am a man who wants to jerk off to answers to a question that you can spend a minute googling".you need to learn to write better…
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What movie should I watch right now? Like a ~good movie~ that's not too emotional because I am tired from work today.
sorry I literally just said whatever went through my mind
I guess I could've googled "does sucking a dick feel good" but I much prefer conversation over reading random articles, dunno why
I'll make sure my future posts are better quality
I'll recommend three movies :
night is short walk on girl (japanimation romance comedy)
barry lyndon (history-ish drama very aesthetic)
trainspotting (drama-comedy druggie friendship story in the 90s)
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Anons, what kind of food would you order on a celebration?
Me and my partner are having an anniversary but I am out of ideas. Any idea is appreciated, really.
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I would do lasagna, a fancy pasta/spaghetti dish, or anything else that goes well with copious amounts of wine.
besides that certain part (we both know which but let's not spoil anon) it's pretty light
I wouldn't say it's perticularly heavy to watch, just the right amount of drama, there is far worse
Good plan! Really appreciated, anon-chan. >>797986
Nayrt, but I am in love with this songs music video. It's too good and magical.
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demographics are 85% males from /g/ spreading their cancer to the other boards with the exception of the probable lurkers and 15% are bad bitches who love to whine, infight, and get fun shit taken down by the jannies. welcome to lc and enjoy your stay you moron
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Please someone know something about washing machines. I slammed my washing machine too hard and this bit broke off lol, I tried sellotaping it back on because I do not have superglue and the door will shut but the power won't engage. I have googled and know what an integrate lock is but since I don't think I damaged the lock and just the stupid little guiding piece of plastic what part do I replace because none of the damn washing machine doors seem to have this dumb little part on them. I'm buying superglue tomorrow to see if that solves everything. I'm too tired I just wanted to clean my clothes
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The thing I'm talking about is called an interlock not integrate lock. See in this photo. The two parts that connect but only the dumb plastic bit fell off and I am hoping the sellotape is too bulky as a fix and is stopping the machine turning on. Anyone else any idea? Seems like a pretty stupid design flaw.
I guess you just need to train to have a critical eye lol. Some make up looks I could just never replicate until watching a tutorial and when they go step by step they do something that you missed. Like where they placed the liner exactly or the angle etc.
In regards to lips. When Kylie Jenners lips were being discussed I followed beauty gurus and started noticing that KJ lip kits or lipsticks in general can have shite formulas but if a girls got smooth filler lips it looks nice. Like I couldn't understand why my lips never looked the same even when over lined. It's because my lips aren't stretched of all imperfections and lines.
Usually if you try to emulate impossible standards you figure it out.
this sounds normal>>798097
this sounds autistic
You are oh so more womanly then me for autistically examining people's faces.
Here, have a "femalest" badge for nitpicking e thots on lolcow.
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pls dont do it anon ur going to end up like this
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Like a denser biscuit. The crust is sometimes hard, but the inside should be soft and flaky
100% sounds like he's having an autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR). ASMR videos kind of put it in peoples minds that it's only an auditory response thing but it can totally be triggered
by light touch. ASMR It causes a pleasant shiver down the body, usually from the head. It can be an overwhelming euphoric feeling, kind of like getting tickled, so it makes sense he might pull away. It's a really fun thing to explore!
Is it really "problematic
" though in-text outside of the outside media attention and hate JK Rowling got?>>798400
Not favorite, but I like anime with ecchi elements and fan service, since I grew up watching trash anime and maybe I'm a bit gay for 2D. But I'd hate to talk to any man that enjoys them.
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How do I help my 7y/o nephew not turn into an incel? his mom is fat and lazy and her bf is questionable, his dad is fat and lazy. He has gained enough weight that the school have reached out to his parents, he's constantly looking at screens(loves Sonic), messy, eat fatty foods at his moms place and constantly eating candy when with his dad, so his teeth are also fucked(cavities and diastemas). Just a lot of neglect all around. He is already starting to act like a weirdo. I only see him twice a month when he stays with his dad(my brother) because they stay over at our parents place, so I visit. Is it just a lost cause? It's painful to see it happening.
I started worrying a lot because last time I saw him he said "I'm fat teeheheheh" wtf
Seconding the sports >>798500
, play if off to your brother/his mother as a great opportunity to dump the kid at a football club or whatever multiple times a week so they can have time to themselves. Picking up a sport would be good for the kid; he'll get to socialize, gain self-esteem and maybe lose some weight.
slow metabolism, sitting around all day.
Still no excuse.
The layout and interface (i thinkm that's the proper name for it? idk shit about IT) are similar to facebook - I think there's a section of the website where you see the most recent/popular posts. I used to follow people from there.
I used to use it, being a zoomer, but I got irritated by how everyone there was so smug and too old for me to relate to, so i deleted my account. I prefer ovarit much better.
Genetically you can have the tendency to retain/gain weight easier, but that only really accounts for 2% of your weight loss at most, and almost never leads to you becoming obese, just maybe very slightly chubbier than average.
I used to have a friend with Hashimotos, all she ate was vegan, gluten free meals - living off of vegetables and broiled/boiled meat - yet she still gained weight. But you shouldn't have a problem with losing weight most of the time even if you do have an autoimmune diesease that makes it harder to lose weight.
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Pull yourself together, life isn't a romcom. It's all just pathetic flailing around if you're trying to get the attention of someone who doesn't want you. Move on with your life.
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Have you ever known anyone who bought a haute couture garment off a Fashion Week runway (or any show by an avant garde designer)? Is that done by normals? Or are these garments solely designed to be lent to celebs / to advertise the label?
Clothes worn by models or you mean haute couture in general? Haute couture is extremely expensive and sells to a small number of people (think Qatari princess basically) because all clothing is hand down and extremely costly to make. Ready to wear is where high fashion brands make money. This can be bought by rich normies.
Clothes worn by models is often lower quality and dirty AF after a show. But they can be sold at a lower price. Good lick fitting into it lol
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Fuck a plumber those cunts. I just fixed my washing machine for 3 pounds 50. I might have glue all over my hands too but idgaf
50 pence! It’s half a pound.
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Can some blind anon tell me what the Braille on top of my soda can says?
I was in a very transparent relationship and the whole time was spent with the other party having conflicting feelings.
We ended up splitting because they weren't "ready for a serious relationship" aka things were getting real and they didn't want to lose their freedom yet. Idk, personally monogamy has never been something I've felt conflicted about, and if someone is that hesitant early on then it probably means monogamy will never be for them
Love languages are pop pseudoscience and an excuse for scrotes to do 1/5th of the effort
also >Giving scrotes gifts>Fucking a scrote that expects gifts
He sounds feminine. Video possibly related.
I guess it doesn't have to be a material gift, It could be something more subtle, like making an effort to look nice for him? Maybe spritz a little perfume before bed, tidy up a little in the kitchen idk. My did's love language was gifts - he knew i wasn't a material person though, so he just got me my favorite snacks from the supermarket sometimes, paid for quality hospitals, booked me nice hairdressers when i needed them, stuff like that.
If all he wants is gifts from you so he 'can see that you're expressing love to him' though, he might be using you.
I think the most logical step is asking what kinds of gifts he likes, like >>799035
Did you really get this triggered
over a harmless joke nonny
Imo if you're using any search engine on the surface web (using info accessible to anyone) without paying for any information or contacting any person that knows them personally just to get more info about them, then you're not stalking.
For me it becomes stalking when I start to feel like a creep kek
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Does anyone know if Facebook alerts your phone contacts when you confirm a fb account using your number? I made a new fb account because I want to have an account without people I know irl, but I had to confirm it using my number and now I'm scared of everyone on my contact list receiving some kind of notification about it. Btw I don't use fb on my phone, so this was all done on pc. Please help, the anxiety is killing me lol
You don't ask. What would be the point? To indirectly request better treatment? Don't play games, just do it directly.
Say "hey friend, I feel unappreciated and this is why ____" and see what they say.
The only reason why I'm holding back is because they also recently admitted to me that other people have already been very demanding of them this week. I can tell they need alone time, and they're taking that right now as we speak, even though they offered to watch a movie with me tonight, which I guess got canceled. Which I'm admittedly disappointed over.
I don't want to add to that stack of burden on them, but at the same time I wish they would give me a thank you or other words of appreciation after all I give and my patience, which has been tested more and more lately.
Theres nothing to be gained from not openly communicating.
You shouldn't put your own needs on the backburner automatically. Your friend can't pick and choose when to treat their friends right and when to withdraw, you're not jackets to be left on the hook and picked up at need.
You should acknowledge you see they're having a bad period and offer help, but say it's impacting your relationship negatively, that you feel unappreciated, and ask to think of a solution to both problems together.
Mm, that's great advice. Shit, I.
Will definitely do that, I think. I love the way you've phrased this, it's made the situation a little clearer to me. Hate to say it, but this friend has definitely treated other friends like jackets before. Been told this by at least two of their friends privately, but at the same time the shit they're feeling right now is sort of from them reaping what they sowed for themselves. As a trusted friend, I tried to guide them into thinking about evaluating who they need to cut out, but I don't know if they took it to heart or not. Think they still need time I think after what they confessed.
I especially like that thinking of it as both problems and compromising together.
Thank you very much for your perspective.
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Any recommendations for a Chrome extension that can download videos from facebook? One that actually does what it promises? Istg all I wanted was to download this one video and it's turned into an hour-long hunt because the google results for "video downloader chrome" are so fucked
In my opinion, either of that would be very awkward for an adult to do. Friendships are different from romantic relationships and even then it usually doesn't work out if you have to tell people to show you affection.
If they don't appreciate you and show it, you're not close enough, you never do it either or it's not in their personality to do that.
The answer would be to try to get closer and hang out more AND do things you'd like them to do for you, maybe they'll follow. Or just deal with the fact you're not that close.
You don't force closeness. Of course some people might take it well but it can make them feel awkward, pressured or have them fake it.
Late reply but both of my great grandparents lived over 90. Grandpa still ran outside working on his garden, smoking cigarettes, playing soccer with my brother until around 95. 95+ started having health issues but still loved reading magazines and newspaper, going on walks, being with family and singing. He even said he still doesn't want to go few months before he died at 104.
My greatgrandma fell, broke her hip and died at 94 but she was even healthier and busier than grandpa and I don't doubt she'd outlive him. She had absolutely healthy mind and amazing sense of humor.
Being old doesn't have to be miserable. That's why I wish I'll also have a long life.
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I answered to some Indian scam call (they started talking about me having a computer virus and shit), and ever since they keep calling me from different numbers (that start the same as their previous ones). What to do?
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Does anyone have a recipe for chocolate chip cookies like pic related? I haven't been able to find a recipe for cookies that are that thick, dry and cracked. Pls halp, what if Aldi stops selling them and I can't get my sugar fix???
I have never tried myself but maybe if you use a muffin tin, you get that desired level of thickness.
Else they will simply deflate while baking.
Yep you can make multiple friends! It’s basically just like the regular dating app where you swipe right or left on people to indicate interest (god I felt so guilty swiping left when I found out the other women had wanted to talk to me, I have zero guilt swiping away men by comparison lol) and then if you match you can talk to one another. In the same way I think it’s something of a numbers game, you might meet someone really cool but for whatever reason they drop off. Try not to take it personally, not everyone will be a perfect fit or end up having enough time to pursue deeper friendship and that’s okay. I spoke with probably like ten people for a while then narrowed it to two. It will be good experience either way, as you said.
The friends I made have a nice balance of interest crossover as well as differences so we can share new things. One is a pretty sporty so we do athletic stuff together like self defense classes and rock climbing where the other hits my nerdy side and we talk about anime, games and memes lol. I’ve also spent time with both casually for dinner and drinks just to chat about life. And I can’t remember if you can set the age range you’re looking for but I believe so. Pretty much all the women I saw were +-5 years of my own age.
Does the flood necesarily entail the entire world, or just the world of ancient Sumeria? Regardless, I think the point is less "we're all the same" more "we're all one in Christ".
Also, remember how we were scattered at Babel.
In a relationship it's when someone who's abusing or mistreating the other person denies everything and insists that the victim
is only exaggerating, or crazy. Its use actually comes from the 1944 movie Gaslight in which a husband convinces his wife she is going insane by scaring her numerous ways yet insisting they aren't happening. The name comes from him messing with the house's gas lights to scare her. I really recommend that movie btw, stars Ingrid Bergman and she has some fantastic lines at the end about it.
When someone tries to manipulate you into believing something shitty they did it wasn't that bad/didn't happen
Example:>You literally called my bitch in front of my family tf it's wrong with you>Oh c'mon anon it's just a word, why are you so sensitive?
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Thank you nonnas!>Tfw you've been gaslight by a friend before and didn't know
Late to the party but seriously bumble BFF has been amazing for me, I’ve made three solid female friends off it (we’re all 30+)
If you exchange a few good sentences with a match, and have initial interest you really have to meet within a week. People get bored with pen pals fast. If you meet up and don’t really hit it off, it’s no big deal, and it’s easier and safer to meet other women right away (in a public place of course) because even a failed BFF date is better than a first date with a nasty scrote. There’s no expectations, the best thing to do is pick a fun activity to do so the conversation doesn’t lull too much.
Yeah, I think it went art hoe -> dark academia -> e-girl -> cottagecore
What will be the next new thing?
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Hm extrapolating from that order I'd say the next thing is dressing like a barbie fairy or something
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That would be neat tbh. This is a really cute outfit.
do you floss?
also yes retainers can cause gum recession if they don't fit properly
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I've heard of there being aphrodisiac candles. Which brands would you recommend?
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Is chewing then spitting sugary or fatty foods bad?
I'm really craving cake these days but i'm not supposed to eat it, so i've been doing this. It seems like theres no downside?
Lol I used to think so too, but actually there is a downside:>People who chew and spit out food can end up with dental problems, including cavities and gum disease. Chewing food also signals stomach acids to kick in, ready to do their job of digesting food. But without the actual food to digest, this may cause stomach problems.>Some calories in the food you chew will be absorbed into your body — how many depends on the type of food, how long the food is in your mouth, and how much you might swallow. What's interesting is that many people who chew and spit food end up gaining, not losing, weight. Why? Experts don't know for sure, but it's likely that people who try too hard to restrict calories or certain foods end up compensating by overeating later. And, depending on how often you chew and spit, your body may not be getting the nutrients it needs.
I would mostly worry about ruining your teeth and the stomach acid issue.
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What are some sugarfina treats would you recommend? I've been eyeing VICE COLLECTION: 3 PIECE CANDY BENTO BOX (NON-ALCOHOLIC)
I see. I personally don't wear underwear under my pjs, hence why I asked but it does seems like less hassle to change underwear than change pjs everytime I flick the bean>>800630
Yeah I did this too but after long masturbation sessions I would always feel really gross lol
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Does anyone have good jokes about males? There's so many cruel ones about women. Where are the ones about the inferior sex?
Just take any old offensive joke and replace it with males.
“Two males jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society”
“A scrote, a tranny and a fakeboi walk on to the farm. The farmer says “get the fuck out!”
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How long do YOU usually let nailpolish dry between layers? I haven't done traditional nailpolish in a while and it feels like it's taking forever, I always put a timer for 5-10 min depending on the color
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This is an incredibly specific question. Inb4 stupid dog name. I want to name my future puppy, "Duppy" (dog + puppy) and I'm really set on the name. I looked it up to make sure it doesn't mean anything horrible and found out Duppy is a common word for a haunting spirit or ghost in the Caribbean. The thing is, I happen to live in a specifically very west indian neighborhood. I'd guess the Caribbean population on my street is 80%. It's hard to understand through googling the intensity of the word Duppy itself. I don't want my dogs name to mean "Satan" or "Hellspawn" to my very religious Caribbean neighbors. I'm ok if it translates to something more benevolent like 'Boogieman" or "Ghost", though. Can some anon who knows Jamaican patois help me out? Pic rel is a Duppy, according to google.
Bianca even though i love the name
and lots of local names that wouldn't really mean shit to most of my good sisters here
victoria/tori…i hate this one alot
Tiara, Tiana, Sierra, Rachelle, Cindy, Cynthia, Bianca, Kennedy, Imani, Jacklyn, Rachel, Patricia, Laurel, Hailey, Bree, Natasha, Desiree, Jasmine, Danielle, Melania, Ava
Alyssa, Alex, Regina (for obvious reasons), and Hailey
I'll also include "boy" names for consistency: Brad, Ryder, Blake, and Thomas
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any nonnies also randomly get the sensation that they're drowning?
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After the image of this man was posted in the unconventional men thread a couple hours ago and the majority had the same reaction to it (including me) -that this man/picture just gives off major creepy vibes.
What do you guys think it is that makes this picture/ this man so incredibly eerie. I can't describe it. Personally it just makes me uncomfortable. I've also heard something about how everyone has dreamed of this man before? (Personally can't recall that but I also have to knock on some wood now because I don't want him to suddenly start appearing in my dreams)
Thank you so much for this Anon
This honestly makes a lot of sense and also made laugh so yeeyee for that!
Brb I'm getting snacks and have to look into this shit.
It's not like I gotta anything better to do at 4 am anyway
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>>800845>According to this theory this man is the image of the Creator, that is to say one of the forms in which God manifests himself today. This is the reason why his indications and the words he utters during the dreams should be decidedly followed by the dreamers.
Imagine being a God and deciding to show yourself as this uggo. Couldn't be me
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I was watching a documentary about Obey (the brand) many years ago and iirc this is some random German or Jewish or Italian or Greek guy from New Jersey who got his photo printed in his uncle’s factory for a news paper or something, and then one of the guys who made the brand took his photo and turned it into a sticker and then skaters started tagging with it everywhere and then the photo eventually got warped into what it is today.
some people with rounder faces can still have sharp cheekbones and sharp faces, especially if they're skinny>>800967
is right too, deeper set features = illusion that the face is more sunken
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>>800932>some random guy
if you're referring to the obey logo, that's andre the giant
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How many days in a row can I wear a hoodie if I'm wearing a shirt underneath? I'm getting out of a rut and went from wearing the same clothes for 2 weeks to changing every day and I'm not sure if my laundry is suppossed to pile up this fast.
If I sweat a lot that day then one wear, if I don't then 2-3.
You can google washing charts that have listed how often you should wash what
do the armpits smell like sweat or it just feels dirty to wear?
yes? I wash it
no? it can go for another wear
For example jeans i work in I'm going to wash once a week because I wear them to work for lets say 20 hrs a week since it's part time
but I could wear those jeans for weeks if I only went to class in them and I only did some commuting and walking for two hours daily. It really depends. Shirts I generally wear only twice.
I just sniff test tbh. It's highly dependant on the day itself and level of activity.
I found myself changing my work shirt every day lately and thought 'well it's getting warmer, no biggie' Then I switched to a new deoderant and I'm suddeny getting an extra day out of tops.
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Ankle training weights and frumpy or wide leg pants? Why tho.
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i never checked the artist salt threads cause i thought it was art anons giving each other advice. but ive started to and its all twitter artist drama? why isn't it in /snow/ instead?
it even makes more sense now considering theres now a sjw artist thread, a western animation thread, even the personal cows thread could be for shit artists. i don't know. i just find it odd to have a thread for art snowflakes in /ot/
I read it as asking how to form attachments quickly bc she’s been incapable of doing it lately which is why I answered the way I did! Just depends on what she meant.
*Put, not out btw>>801300
In my experience, yes. My best friend and I didn’t become best friends overnight or even the first two or three time we hung out, but we kept meeting up, and the more we learned about each other and time we spent together, the stronger our bond became. I’m becoming good friends with someone I’ve known around town for years, and we’re only now realizing how much we have in common/how well our personalities match because we spend time together and talk to each other despite “knowing” each other for years. I do think some people can just click, but for the most part, friendships have to be built and actively maintained, especially as adults.
same for me since i'm 5'2
but to clarify, i only want to know for writing purposes kek
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Is it retarded to be a STAHM?
My fiancé and I were having the kids talk and he said he wants me to me stay at home and the whole tradthot wazoo since we both don't like daycares, and to be quite honest i fucking hate working on an office setting, its just not for me and i put off joining the work force as long as I could, I know homesteading and raising kids isn't easy either but so far I've enjoyed doing housework fulltime way more.
Where are you from?
I cannot believe there is a place on earth where 1.75m is "uncharacteristically short".
That means that the average must be like 190cm or something, which I'm pretty sure is nowhere on earth, except in the households of NBA players.
Pros:>your kids will turn out much better, and you can actually enjoy their childhood>you are your own boss 100% of the time, you can plan the day however you like>you don't have to entertain shitty coworkers
Cons:>having two paychecks is REALLY nice especially if you live in a HOL area>you might get bored and have less opportunities to socialize with people>you will be dependent on his income in case the marriage does not work out
There's probably more but this is what came to mind.
I don't think it is retarded. I understand that you want to see your kids grow up but you also need emergency funding in case something goes wrong or want to spoil yourself. Maybe you could compromise, like staying home the first few years and then slowly getting back & working part time? This way you will have your own money and can think about maybe changing your career field if you don't want to work in an office. Kids won't be small and needing their parents forever and after 20 years they will move out. Or maybe you could start a side thing like the anon >>801411
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So this "IM NOT A SCROTE" was posted next to literal child sexual abuse media uploaded by the poster.
Are men actually retarded? What else makes you think a woman would spam a female image board with child porn? Jesus Christ.
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My skin is caramel toned, so not anywhere near as dark as first picture but also not as light as second picture, yet my spots look red with a purpleish undertone. Should I let them fade on their own or should I treat them as if they were pih? I have no idea whether its pih or pie, it wouldn't make sense I have pie
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samefag, does it simply mean pie is uncommon on darker skinned individuals but can still appear on some? I feel maybe if this is the case this is why my skin hasn't seen improvement then, because i've been too harsh and treating them as you would pih.
Thanks! I hoped it would be a one time thing but the way it's going I think I'm gonna be sick all night ugh>>801495
Aw, I'm only going to bother her since she can't really answer the phone readily>>801477
Mentally I am there
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If cockroaches can survive a nuclear war, why do they die with bug spray and other poisons?
>>801551> have a sleeping schedule set (going to sleep and waking up at similar time everyday)> don't use screens for 1-2 hours before going to sleep > have a light dinner > use your bed only for sleeping (no studying, chilling, using your phone on bed during the day) -this is the most important tip imo, your brain will recognize laying down in the bed as the signal to relax and fall asleep - > don't nap for too long (+30 mins) and after 2 pm > stay active during the day (go outside, exercise - but not too late in the evening) > relax before going to bed (reading, meditating, yoga positions)> don't lie awake in bed, if you can't sleep, do something calming like the activities from above, walking a little bit, listening to soft music
all of this works for a healthy sleeping time, but what is a "long time" for you anon? I've found that ever since I got my sleeping together, it's impossible for me to sleep more than 9 hours. And regarding melatonin, I've friends taking it and it works for them!
I know this isn't what you want to hear but regularly forcing yourself to sleep longer than your body's natural sleep cycle isn't good for you. You'll just be more tired, or you won't be able to fall asleep at a reasonable time later. I've heard most adults need between 7-9hrs depending on their personal makeup.
t. someone with a permafucked sleep schedule who wishes I hadn't done this to myself
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What’s this guy’s name? I vaguely remember who he was every time I see this banner but my google skills can’t find his name or nickname.
I have said it before and I'll say it again, anons who bait and argue with multiple posters>>801452>at once>>801452>and always quote them with greentext
are 100% scrotes every time
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an ostrich egg costs $75 for a good big one; you think I could do a mukbang video eating one of those and make the $75 back?
I have spent my entire life craving an ostrich egg, but it's hard to justify dropping $75 for one when I could buy an equivalent amount in chicken eggs for $3
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man you're right, thank you nona
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Anyone know how KT achieved this font on twitter?
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Then I hope when you're not broke you can get that yoke! Good luck sis
It's not a font, it's just different Unicode characters (there are thousands of them). The Twitter app still displays all tweets in the same font. Like >>801626
said she most likely used an app or website to generate it.
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Look into getting a refurbished ThinkPad, I have a T530 that I found with this guide: https://yttrium-tyclief.github.io/guides/Thinkpads/index.html
(I think the prices they list are out of date, I got mine cheaper).
They're known for being easy to upgrade so you can buy a cheaper refurb one and upgrade it yourself for less money (be sure to research and make sure the model you buy is compatible with the specs you want).
They're also aesthetic as fuck, I love the chunky plastic case and the keyboard is great to use.
Good pick. I have a T series that's so old it has IBM badging and hasn't died yet. T series is their top line.
T530 is probably one of the ones that still had hot-swappable batteries and if anon wants to take it off-road, the best thing to do would be to find an unused compatible battery to put in it that may have better capacity than what the refurb has.
>>801657>Working in retail
anon pls.. Don't """secretly""" fix other peoples mistakes and don't work over hours.
Are you on any medication?
Have you done other videos before? Maybe it’s worth trying to see how much you could make back from cheaper food. Or you could look at the views and suspected earnings of other ostrich egg videos.
That price is shocking though. I’ve never heard of one being eaten in my country but I found a local store selling them for under 30 USD. I worked at a petting zoo as a teenager and the manager gifted me one when I left - if there’s something similar near you, maybe you could get it cheaper?
Your manager shouldn't be yelling at you at all. It's your third day - you're still in training, it's completely normal to make mistakes. Is she like that with other employees?
Also don't stay later than your set shift, especially when they're not even appreciating it. Wait a week or maybe two and see if you've settled in a bit better - the first few days of a new job are always confusing and stressful.
If you have a following I guess you could?
75 usd is shockingly expensive though, are you sure you can't get them for less from some private ostrich keeper or whatever? They sell for 25 euro (~30 usd) here.
Aww you guys are right. Never am gonna do that ever again. Fucking ever. She makes me too scared to fully take my 30 mins break so I only do 20 mins or 15 mins ones.
Yeah adhd meds but i think too low of a dose (something around the 30 mg I’m right now really too depressed to even check that out). Plus some basic Supplements like vitamin d3 not from fucking shit&barrell.
She’s not like that with other employers.
I am not overqualified ofc that’s some bollocks of course coz I don’t even have a degree, but in april she used to let me work secretly unofficially which made me think she was a chill boss (lol manager) that does not go by the rules…except she let me stay in some storage room to pack in some pick & order boxes. i never snitched and I never broke that rule to stand in the store. I know not a thing about the store because I was locked up in the storage room. Not sure if I even will get paid for that pre-hired work. But It was so much better than being in the store….with her….
On my first official day ever she said to not use the cashier for today. And then 30 mins later she let me use it after all…
She let me buy a snack and a non effective energy drink from their shit store, I told her I didn’t eat anything for breakfast and if I could quickly consume it (the rest drink water and tea constantly so why can’t I?…it takes less time than drinking a cup of warm tea……..). I assumed that she said yes (?).
So anyways I was in the storage room for 3 seconds and opened the can. She yells at me and says “you never worked for a company?!”
It’s a small ass store and nobody was there….everyone is hydrated except for me?….She said it herself that I don’t need to like tea or coffee..
I think I stay away from her to protect myself and just do my job in peace. And I will most definitely pray every day she gets a temper and scolds me for my retardation so someone else will file a complaint against her and get her fired. Too bad this manipulative woman knows when to do it (when nobody’s in the store)
Holland and Barrett is truly the worst job I ever had. There is so much sexual harrasment that goes on in it, I had a manager frequently make lewd jokes towards me and get needlessly close, another manager at another store was grooming a 17 year old girl buying her apple watches and over paying her, supervisors that would make jokes about me being raped and having casts of my vagina made to sell to customers.
Upper management? Also terrible, they don't give a shit about you and only promote their close friends. Our store needed another manager once ours quit so the area manager fucked around so she could keep it open for her friend for the higher pay bracket and then moved her to an easier place - then moved another manager to ours. That manager didn't want to move so they got offered higher pay as well. Only, once they got there the pay didn't change so they went to payroll and the area manager denied everything. Area manager got in trouble because her emails were used as proof as she was lying so she made it her mission to get our manager fired until he quit after 5 years with the company. In the time I was at the company we went through 7 managers.
I have many many other horror stories of both customers and colleagues.
>>801684>Taking smaller breaks than you're meant to>Working for free
Don't do that anon. Only work when you're getting payed or it becomes something other people have to do too and that will lead people to resent you.
I also hate to say it but in real life nobody is going to file a report about the way the manager treats you except yourself. You're going to have to learn to stand up for yourself. At the end of the day this is just one job, if it doesn't work out you'll find another.
i have this fucking laptop for work and hate it because the ctrl key is not at the lower left corner but next to that and eeeverytime i want to copy and paste or whatever it doesn't because i hit the wrong key.
aside from that it's a great computer.
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Should I drop my insecurity about my "lunch lady" arms and just wear a sleeveless dress without a cover?
I have a photoshoot in a couple of weeks and have always been embarrassed about my fat arms. One of my friends made a pretty harsh comment to me a few years ago when I was a bridesmaid for her wedding: She allowed us to wear a covering with our dresses until she told me last minute that I had to take it off in front of the entire ceremony, mortified I hesitated, and then she said "It doesn't make a difference anyway!" Implying I looked fat either way and hiding it wasn't gonna do any good.
So here I have this sleeveless dress for the photoshoot, wondering if I should cover up even though the temperature has been sunny and warm. I wore my dress outside to get the mail and two women rolling past in their car complimented my dress. I feel like nobody except myself cares about my ugly arms, so trying to cover them will just make me look more insecure. It is what it is so maybe I should just embrace it?