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No. 2607166

Previous thread >>2596843

No. 2607170

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I've heard the fries are cooked in beef tallow. Can you empty the fryer, clean it and cook them again in canola oil anon? Thanks

No. 2607171

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being a free thinker is silly because if you were smart you would be a paid thinker.

No. 2607175

>>2607171
Who is hiring smart thinkers rn anon? Is there some kind of philosophy corp. where all the really smart people get contracts to improve humanity

No. 2607180

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>>2607170
UHH WE'RE CANNIBALS HERE, SIR.

OR SHOULD I SAY "MA'AM"

No. 2607186

>>2607175
>philosophy
those would be hired by the dumb dumb corp.

No. 2607207

I don't want to watch critically acclaimed television. I want to watch garbage. I am free.

No. 2607215

Why was game of thrones considered to be such amazing tv back then it was literally just porn and dragons

No. 2607222

>>2607207
consume as your hearts desire nona
god, i need rewatch kevin spencer again

No. 2607223

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>>2607222
I found the animation obnoxious when this first aired. If it's good, it will be like a new series to me. If it's bad, I'll think very poorly you of you anon

No. 2607247

>>2607207
Last time I watched tv with my mom and a movie started the first thing on screen was that "nominated for whatever category in cesar/oscar whatever", she grabbed the remote and said oh my god, not this shit again before turning that shit off. You remind me of her.

No. 2607250

>>2607223
i only consider season 1 to 4 to be enjoyable. it took a nose dive in terms of writing quality in the later seasons

No. 2607263

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>See a bunch of delectable fanart of sexy anime boy on social media
>"Damn what's the source?"
>Its some Honkai Star Genshin Sekai Zen Rail waifu game gachaslop tardshit character that was just released (he has 3 lines in a trailer and the rest of the game is waifushit)
>Lose interest but save sexy art
Rinse and repeat every time there's a new gacha boy of the season with three lines

No. 2607276

>>2607250
Good to know, I'll check it out tonight nona ty

No. 2607281

>>2607247
is she going to watch Sonic Boom too?

No. 2607297

>>2607215
>Why was game of thrones considered to be such amazing tv
Its edgy boy 'only bastards thrive - the world is le dark' pretensions appealed to midwits who think being cynical is a rare trait that makes them unique or interesting. It was also a show with high production values and pornography that could be safely talked about at work, all the boys could gather round the water cooler and charge their JO crystals while talking about their most certainly not trashy dragon show that is definitely not just polished smut.

No. 2607300

>>2607215
High production value, decent acting, decent writing (before it fell off, HARD). If you're looking for some classic dragon fantasy show nothing comes even remotely close to GoT. It's just that the genre, at least in terms of live action, is generally kill because it is expensive to produce. There aren't many good shows about big dragons and wars that are good quality and GoT just capitalizes on that + it was already part of a famous book series

No. 2607301

>>2607297
Kek 50 shades of grey for men

No. 2607304

>>2607215
its a high budget soap opera with fantasy stuff. People always like soap operas, but because it has edgy stuff with violence and sex men also liked it and not just grandmas.

No. 2607307

>>2607301
I really like that way of putting it, thank you.
>>2607304
There's a reason a lot of telenovelas have subplots about land disputes and warring families, need promises of violence and shirtless brawls to draw in the moid viewers.

No. 2607309

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>>2607304
Another male soap opera is yellowstone

No. 2607311

>>2607215
nearly fell asleep through the first season when I wasn't actively rolling my eyes
it's not even the edgy gray morality I was sold on, since every main character is an obnoxious moralfag anyway
I just can't stand American TV shows, even when it pretends to be fantastical, it's still the same peddling of thinly veiled puritan values that are way too on the nose to even be humorous

No. 2607314

>>2607297
I never watched it but when it was on going everyone I knew who talked about it where almost only talking about who got murdered in today's episode and trying to spoil episodes to other classmates and coworkers for fun.

No. 2607315

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I love cheese!

No. 2607319

(Blank) edition titles are so autistically adorable.

No. 2607326

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Former christfag here (now agnostic but I still pray, idk I don't get it either) I'm reading about the Book of Revelation on wikipedia, specifically the entry about Whore of Babylon, and:
The "great whore" of the Book of Revelation is featured in chapter 17:

>I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
>And upon her forehead was a name written MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
>And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

Ok first off, that sounds absolutely badass and secondly, this is starting to sound like some random scrote's schizoposting and a lot of things are suddenly making sense to me now kek

No. 2607333

I almost bust out laughing at the glitch this website has now, idk if they patched it or not but sometimes I go to make a reply and the default password is magically gone but it does this slight pause that feels super dramatic because it knows because of the retarded glitch it’s going to permaban you for no reason KEK

No. 2607335

>>2607326
It’s literally fucking schizoids in the desert that probably did see real aliens and real gods but unfortunately since they’re schizoid psychopathic incest-loving desert dwellers they fucked up the entire plot

No. 2607336

>>2607333
omg I always feel so paranoid when that happens. WHAT DID I DO WRONG

No. 2607338

>>2607326
Somebody's ex gf for sure

No. 2607340

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>>2606826
What a coincidence I suddenly get this message a few hours after making that post. I didn't delete shit. I'm onto you bots

No. 2607341

>>2607326
I don't know if I'd call her a Stacy, the golden coom cup sounds pretty fucking vile. Wonder if there's a pony in there.

No. 2607343

>>2607336
paranoid because of a lolcor ban? kek learn2banevade

No. 2607345

>>2607340
Anon forgot she created a chatgpt account while drunk and also deleted it accidentally

No. 2607346

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>>2607319
I'm not OP but thinking of a new edition is my favourite part about making threads, it's so fun

No. 2607349

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>>2607326
>this is starting to sound like some random scrote's schizoposting
Kek perhaps these were the revelations we were meant to be making all along.

No. 2607353

Your favorite female celebrity has been outted as having been a huge mean nasty bitch to classmates and teachers in high school. How do you feel?

No. 2607354

>>2607353
good for her, i support women's wrongs etc

No. 2607355

Schizophrenia is an actual superpower and we're just living in a world conquered by seething losers with no schizo powers. All anti-schizo rhetoric is just propaganda made up by the cripplingly envious.

No. 2607357

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>>2607349
>Literal vs. Spiritual Meaning:
>Allegorical interpretation distinguishes between the literal or historical account of events and a deeper, spiritual meaning that might be present. For example, the story of Adam and Eve might be seen as a literal historical event by some, while others might interpret it as an allegory for the human condition and the universal experience of temptation and sin.
Less schizo this way if that kind of thing bothers you

No. 2607358

>>2607353
makes sense

No. 2607359

>>2607355
If I could take a pill to become a schizo I think I would. My main problem in life is not believing in anything I need bugs in my skin as proof

No. 2607362

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>>2607353
>Your favorite female celebrity has been outed as having been a huge mean nasty bitch to classmates and teachers
Just like her son, very appropriate.

No. 2607363

>>2607353
I might feel disappointed but not surprised, still would engage with her work

No. 2607365

>>2607353
I would begin damage control immediately and shift the blame on to the accusing anon, destroying her credibility and recruiting several mob factions

No. 2607367

>>2607353
Queen stacy fulfilling her destiny

No. 2607368

>>2607326
Revelation is an apocalyptic poem, nona. It was never intended to a be a prophecy or anything else. It was written by the same person who wrote the Gospel of John. All the evil characters in it represent various oppressors of the Jewish people over time, because it was written to placate the Jews at the time who had begun following Jesus and feared being executed by the Roman state in the same way that he was. So the John author wrote his congregants this epic poem where all the evil authorities that hold them down totally get heckin epically owned.

No. 2607369

>>2607353
If she wasn't the person she was, she wouldn't have made it to where she is. All sins are forgiven in the name of great entertainment. Amen.

No. 2607371

>>2607368
Nta but that provides good historical context Ty nona

No. 2607374

>>2607368
ayrt, thank you for the context!

No. 2607375

My cat regularly beats me with her giant paws but it's okay because she's very cute

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No. 2607388

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>>2607375
>My cat regularly beats me with her giant paws but it's okay because she's very cute

No. 2607398

>>2607315
Oh my Lord same nona. And cheese is so good for you too!

No. 2607399

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>>2607388
Can you stop practicing catgirl BDSM here, this is a McDonald's

No. 2607400

>>2607388
lesbians are chads

No. 2607401

>>2607399
beating my alt degranged women is based

No. 2607406

>>2607388
>lc users also perpetuating this tired meme

Lul

No. 2607410

>>2607401
>women
Greedy bitch, save some for the rest of us!

No. 2607411

>>2607406
It will stop being used when you stop beating your girlfriends!

No. 2607419

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>>2607411
I'll show you..

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No. 2607439

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>>2607419
Come at me, I've been on a high protein diet all year. My sweat is practically yogurt and my farts smell like an abattoir.

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guys please stop fighting!

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No. 2607460

>>2607349
My friend sent me picrel once and said this is what reading your texts is like. He even made a sticker out of it and sends it occasionally when appropriate, I find it so funny every single time.
>>2607353
I don't think I have a favorite tbh. Half of the ones I like casually aren't bad, the other half are worse than being mean or whatever, some being faghags, drug addicts or even pedos so idc tbh. Nothing a female artist does would ever be as bad as when a male artist does it. Male artist do so much worse, too. So I give my female artists a pass. I only use "she did x bad thing" against artists I don't like the work of and wish to see them fall down lol. Ulterior motives cancel culture. Tbh I do this with male artists I hate the work of, too, where I dig for their scandals and all the bad stuff they did and spread it and use it to justify why I hate their work. Because apparently saying I don't like the work isn't enough of a reason for some people, so I ruin the artist for them forever with the "he's a rapist" kind of thing.
>>2607357
Ot to your post content but based Floch posting.

No. 2607461

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it's over

No. 2607465

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>>2607461
he's gonna be good at sex

No. 2607466

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If I ever became a world leader, I would make chewing gum prohibited unless it's in designated gum chewing areas. Kinda like smoking. I think gum is literally just so disgusting and idk how more people don't feel this way

No. 2607467

>>2607353
Azealia Banks would never do this

No. 2607471

>>2607466
you have my vote

No. 2607472

Had a moid stay the night yesterday but he snored so loud I threw his ass out at 4am. Gonna ghost him now.

No. 2607484

>>2607466
Chewing gum is illegal in singapur. So a country already beat you to the idea.

No. 2607485

>>2607466
Just move to Singapore then

No. 2607489

>>2607175
I could think about it for a price

No. 2607500

>>2607170
>>2607180
My fucked up confession is that ive always thought these kemono-style furries were cute

No. 2607506

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>>2607355
i like DMing random numbers to schizos with vague threats on alt accounts, is fun.

No. 2607525

I’m just arrived at the gym and I need to shit so badly but I dont use public toilets reeeeereeeeeeeeee

No. 2607562

>>2607355
what is the superpower exactly? being a danger to yourself? being catatonic for hours? being so paranoid of others you cant even maintain friends? actual schizos have almost no quality of life at all. i dont know where you people get this idea that its like a fun lsd trip or some shit

No. 2607609

>>2607388
>gais le lesbians beat each other amirite?
>hettie women go to lay down with the 50% of the species that rapes then, turns them into humiliated breeders, commitd the most DV, commits the most crimes, spreads AIDs and other diseases to their het incubators because they’re all faggots in the closet who can’t help fucking everything with a pulse and makes earth a literal hell
You can retire that retarded bait meme now

No. 2607617

>>2607461
>based off of Edward Cullen AND Christian Grey
Fucking retard. If Musk was a real fan he would know that Christian Grey IS Edward Cullen. What poor market research

No. 2607623

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Let me preface this by saying I think she's hot as fuck and I want her so bad, but I cannot stop thinking about how Pinkpantheress's eyes remind me so much of Nervous Subject from the Sims 2. Does this make sense

No. 2607627

>>2607461
These are the most "what men think women like" choices ever kek. Now we await the chimpout from the exact same moids who cheered about the knockoff Misa companion

No. 2607633

>>2607627
Kinda disappointed he didn’t throw in Rhysand from ACOTAR but that may be too culturally relevant

No. 2607635

>>2607623
kek it must be the negative canthal tilt

My confession is that she reminds me of a prettier palette swapped Yukapon/Natalia/Pinkii. Maybe it's just the word pink in the name kek but also the long straight hair with bangs and heavy eye makeup. And something about the mannerisms and expressions idk…

No. 2607661

>>2607623
this is so scary wtf i’ve barely ever played the sims before

No. 2607673

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>>2607661
Really? He's my sims husbando and has been since i was 11. You should play the Sims anon! I would recommend 1 and 2 but start with 2. I also like the Sims 2 for Nintendo DS, but that one is truly creepy and terrifying imo.

No. 2607699

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realizing some people watch movies as they come out and not through recommendation or acclaim that theyve heard of, because why does this moid in my group not want to watch anything that was released before this year and anything with the slightest bit of buildup is "boring", The Ritual is not amazing but the scenes with the moids bickering is funny and the demon demigod design was freaky, he liked 1408 at the very least

No. 2607702

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The real fiction thread reeks of a certain "fanbase" that was banned from here recently even the way they talk is similar

No. 2607703

>>2607702
Weegeefags?

No. 2607708

>>2607702
That’s just how female coomers talk. You only start getting your jollies from RPF incest when you’ve exhausted every other possible porn category.

No. 2607709

>>2607702
I'm shocked by how popular it is compared to even the fiction only incest thread

No. 2607710

>>2607702
That degree of obsession with real moids has to be some form on mental illness

No. 2607714

>>2607702
I'm just bitter it's only oasis/beatles talk. You can't talk about anything else without it getting buried. Might as well name it an Oasis thread at this stage.

No. 2607721

>>2607702
I'm genuinely worried about them though, all the rpf shipper I used to know ended up trooning out

No. 2607724

>>2607714
Who cares about oasis, why are anons bringing this band up?
>Hey remember this microwave I owned in the 90s
No? Who cares

No. 2607730

>>2607721
Tbh a lot of new age rpfers are at least cryptoterfs (sometimes detroon/desisters) and they are deliberately ugly moids and not kawiwis that one would want to transition into. I guess we'll see in around 5 years time to see if there's an influx of Liam he/theys that roleplay brocon with their FTM girlfriends

No. 2607731

>>2607721
Anon we are on lolcow not tumblr…

No. 2607747

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Why is it that keeping your stomach warm feels so nice? Even if I'm not in pain because of my period, I like to just put the electric blanket on my belly, it relaxes me automatically, this must be some animal thing I'm keeping from the cave eras.

No. 2607749

>>2607702
Its literally the funnest thread on the website rn. why do we have to complain about everything?

No. 2607750

>>2607747
organs

No. 2607760

what is rpf

No. 2607762

>>2607760
Sweet, kind, gentle, and innocent nonnie…don’t worry I Will Protect You.

No. 2607764

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No. 2607770

>>2607760
RPF stands for Revolutionary Professional Fishing!

Not to be confused with RPS which mean Robotnik Pingas Sonic

No. 2607789

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i need to stop playing DOL man, i was thinking about why do my friends get approached by men and get stared at by men and i dont, when moids would fuck anything and im not particularly intimidating, i just thought "i must have low allure" ffs, and then i was really worried about some volunteer work and it reached a point where i felt myself nearing close to snapping on people that did nothing wrong, the bright red stress meter saying "you are overwhelmed!" in DOL flashed across my mind, touching grass is not enough, i need a padded room

No. 2607790

Sometimes I want to take a shower fully clothed.

No. 2607793

>>2607790
You can. If you want to

No. 2607801

>>2607793
It feels wrong to do, and it would probably have a weird sensation to it.

No. 2607803

>>2607749
fawning over racist inbred bongs is that funny to you? reminds me of the time when the one who were banned would fawn for the tranny fucker like that half of the thread is full of 2d yaoi anyways so where rpf? kek so this prediction >>2607721 might be true considering how ridden the site is with summerfags rn

No. 2607804

>>2607801
What if showering fully clothed is the greatest ecstasy you'll ever know and now you'll never find out just because you stopped yourself from trying?

No. 2607805

>>2607804
Nta but being fully clothed wet is a universally unpleasant experience

No. 2607807

>>2607804
But my dirty wet clothes would stink up the washing machine/laundry basket. My family would curse me for ages. Maybe once I start living alone I'd try it out.

No. 2607808

>>2607805
Liar, you're just trying to discourage anyone else from discovering the secret pleasures of warm wet clothes.

No. 2607811

>>2607808
Chafing is a big possibility

No. 2607812

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>>2607789
I'm saying this because I care.

No. 2607823

>>2607803
>so where rpf?
nta but the earlier threads had real images of those bongs making out and feeling each other up, is that what you mean? or the suggestive quotes from interviews

No. 2607825

>>2607702
glad i'm no the only one who noticed
>>2607714
yeah lol i'd hoped there'd be historical rpf (my secret vice) but it's all seriously unhinged posting about oasis

No. 2607835

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Saw the unedited chart on infographic thread and got inspired

No. 2607849

>>2607835
This is truly special anon

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No. 2607858

Started watching The Summer Hikaru Died. I like that it's a horror BL, a fresh of breath air. The art direction is slightly over the top but oh well. I wanted to torrent all the episodes then I discovered there are only 2 episodes out so far LMAO. Too lazy to read the manga though. So I'll be waiting for it weekly.

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These things are so objectively ugly but their pathetic nature evokes this maternal instinct in me and I just want to take care of it against my own will. I feel the same way when I see The Rizzler.

No. 2607864

>>2607863
I wasn't expecting that last sentence.

No. 2607874

>>2607825
Pretty sure there is an actual historical shipping/husbando thread on /m/, just doesn’t get much traction.

No. 2607876

I caved and bought the enchanted by nature ep for the sims and I made a sim called Sian Keel and I just keep laughing and having fun

No. 2607878

>>2607858
don't yall got a thread already

No. 2607879

>>2607803
Fanart has always been included in RPF…? It means "real person fiction" as in fictional works based on real people. And "funnest" doesnt mean "funny" it means "most fun", are you ESL or something? I dont get people like you who have to shit on other women having harmless fun just because its not personally appealing to you.

No. 2607882

Just woke up from a sex dream about the maintenance guy at my work

No. 2607884

>>2607702
i’m so glad someone’s saying this because i swore for so long everyone was talking about how much they enjoyed the thread but imo it’s just cringe and lame and reminds me of those girls that used to ship markiplier and jacksepticeye years ago. maybe i wouldn’t mind it as much if it was moved to /g/ so i wouldn’t have to see it as much. i think it would be more fitting there anyway if its just about being thirsty for some ugly moids

No. 2607886

>>2607884
Its probably the same 3 autists spamming endlessly, I wish it was moved to /g/ too since the thread is less RPF in the general sense and more like oasis sperging

No. 2607891

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>>2607702
the you-know-who-fags were banned for being tourists and blatantly breaking the rules and breaching containment. the /rpf/ thread is the opposite of that, it just makes normie nonnas uncomfortable

No. 2607895

>>2607884
how hard is it to just hide the thread or ublock it away if it offends your sensibilities so much?

No. 2607897

>>2607884
>>2607886
Why are you all so miserable kek it's a containment thread you can hide it if you want to. It wouldn't even fit in /g/ because it's just fangirling and fujosperging I think I've only seen one anon between both boards who actually wanted to fuck one of them. Finding them attractive should be considered some kind of mental illness

No. 2607899

>>2607895
please understand lolcor must conform to my standards or else i have an autistic meltdown

No. 2607905

>>2607891
They’re really trying to act like “that thread” which genuinely brought redditfags and twitterfags and was getting a million bans a day is in any way comparable.

No. 2607910

>>2607895
It makes me uncomfortable because most of them are literal children

No. 2607911

>>2607910
For somebody whos hating on RPF you sure like to make up headcanons about real people

No. 2607912

>>2607910
>50 year old moids
>literal children
????

No. 2607913

>>2607912
Men don't reach full maturity until 70

No. 2607914

>>2607912
anything to moralfag at a gal

No. 2607917

>>2607911
>>2607912
I’m talking about the other “certain fanbase” nonnies. kek I apologise I should’ve specified that in my post

No. 2607921

>>2607878
Sorry I just wanted to post about how stupid I was for mistakenly thinking there are 12 episodes out already when only 2 are actually out.

No. 2607927

>>2607912
nta but im pretty sure shes talking about when the thread was shipping the child versions of bong brothers

No. 2607938

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>>2607891
considering the meltdown im seeing to my simple post i have to disagree, its the way same way those faggots reacted to any criticism of their tranny rothole fucker. pic unrelated

No. 2607939

>>2607912
Is it like a bannable offense to mention what the fuck you all are on about or are you being coy for fun?

No. 2607943

>>2607939
The rpf thread is not bannable to discuss, “that thread” is bannable and also even if it wasn’t bannable I don’t want to soil my keyboard by typing it out.

No. 2607945

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>>2607702
This stuff kinda reminds me of how my favorite thread is getting shitted up by like three anons. Constantly. And it includes what I presume to be unspoilered game spoilers. Of a game I want to play, no less. Lovely.

No. 2607947

>>2607945
Tenna-fags in the husbando thread, right?

No. 2607949

>>2607938
NTA but disagreements aren't meltdowns, none of the replies come off that way. Most replies were agreeing anyway.

No. 2607950

>>2607714
It's funny because they split off from the incest thread for taking over that

No. 2607958

>>2607947
I was trying my fucking best to be subtle, but yes. I'm glad to see a woman have fun but can they shut the fuck up about it already? I will not say anything in that thread because they are using it as intended, but MAN. I prefer the fucking Virgil nonas and I don't know fuckall about DMC. kek my bad I forgot his name.

No. 2607961

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>>2607897
>>2607895
kek can't you just let women complain about one thing for two minutes? i don't think anyone here is 'offended' by the idea of discussing random closeted faggots kissing each other, we just don't see the appeal

No. 2607963

>>2607702
no one cared about this post when you made it in unpopular opinions so you posted it again for what? attention?

No. 2607970

>>2607961
You can complain all you want but demanding it be shut down or moved to a board with a smaller and more annoying userbase because you find it irritating is childish. As long as the 50 year old bongs are kept inside their thread everything should be peachy keen

No. 2607973

>>2607891
nah the oasisfags sound exactky like the weewee types

No. 2607974

File: 1752772615938.gif (821.55 KB, 220x220, dog-bubble-puppy-1287922043.gi…)

My dog is so retarded, she wants to play fetch with my weights she can't lift. Bless her soul, the little dipshit.

No. 2607979

>>2607963
Im pretty sure theyre just baiting atp

No. 2607982

>>2607979
nta I mean, the main reason behind posting anywhere but the Off Your Cheast thread has to be for the sake of engaging with likeminded anons imo. Unpopular Opinions thread is kinda cancer.

No. 2607983

>>2607979
Well played honestly nothing gets anons more riled up than fujo related topics

No. 2607989

>>2607963
sorry nonny i was actually the one who made that post and i'm a different person from ayrt. i just posted it because i never use unpopular opinions and wanted to see what it was like, but i didn't think anyone read it and just moved on until that nonna made their post

No. 2608003

>>2607963
Maybe because most normal anons dont camp a shithole thread like unpopular opinions

No. 2608006

I know its because they have super active kf threads instead but its still kinda weird to me that theres no amberlynn or chantal discussion here. The chantal in syria arc is insane kek.

No. 2608007

>>2607989
its very suspicious to make the same comparison if that is the case. maybe its a bot trying to farm outrage

No. 2608013

>>2608005
I feel like they’re zoomers getting giddy at obvious shock value bait because they have no idea how band boys would act back then

No. 2608014

File: 1752774027958.jpg (9.53 KB, 225x225, images(4).jpg)

>>2607886
I think you're right. I'd be very surprised if there are more than 4 or 5 anons using that thread. Plus it really isn't an "RPF" thread, it's a tinfoil thread for Oasis and ocasionally the Beatles. The term "RPF" sort of implies that the fans involved accept it to be fiction, which these people do not. They see two bandmates kissing just to shock people and then start trawling through all available data to cherrypick things that support their dogmatic belief that these two brothers were in a full-on romantic relationship at some point. Two of the guys in Metallica kissed, too, that doesn't mean they're secretly soulmates. It was just something some stars did in the late 90s and early 2000s to shock and upset the squares.

If if it's the Real Person Fic thread, then put some actual fic in there instead of just filling it entirely with schizo confirmation bias. That said, I don't think the thread should be locked or anything. Let them be retarded in their little containment, it doesn't have any affect on the rest of us.

No. 2608015

>>2608006
I'd love an amberlynn thread but I'm way too lazy to make one lmao

No. 2608026

>>2607703
My guess was kpoop

No. 2608046

File: 1752775179431.gif (2.83 MB, 640x640, 2024 approaching.gif)

>>2608006
There actually is a Foodie and Amber Lynn thread here but they hardly every get used, likely because as you said there's the KF threads instead. >>>/snow/1997751 >>>/pt/352777
I kinda stopped paying attention to gorlworld stuff for a bit because I was watching too many videos about it and got sick of it kek. I usually don't care as much for Chantall as I do Amber, but if it's really milky rn then I might just peek in to see what's new. Is there anything going on currently with Amber btw? Last I checked in she was doing her Vlogmas shit after breaking up with Tommy or whatever.

No. 2608051

>>2608014
Unpopular opinion but I think men who do this even as a "joke" or for shock are still faggots

No. 2608054

>>2608046
Big Gay Al is still alive?! I was a regular in her threads 10 years ago. Good Lord…

No. 2608057

File: 1752775437066.gif (1.08 MB, 358x360, 1727447151793.gif)

>>2608015
Amberlynn was our deathfat cow first before kiwiscrotes got to her now we're only left with Ana's.

No. 2608060

>>2608057
I jumped on right when the Destiny saga ended, and she did those drunk livestreams. Good times.

No. 2608073

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>>2608046
Emily (her last feeder/caregiver) exposed her as letting Rarity get out so she could stay over with her in Wisconsin longer

No. 2608113

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Would this look trashy? If i get the area pierced I’d have to wait a year with some ugly silver bar until I can even change it.

No. 2608115

>>2608113
Personally I like it but I'm alt so take that as you will.

No. 2608126

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>>2608113
autistic as fuck but this would be so cool with a keyblade instead. but maybe one of the more obscure ones kek

No. 2608136

>>2608113
Depends on what are you planning to do, if you will go to a job interview wearing that and the place isn't in any shape or form alt-friendly, you won't get the job. But for your daily life and even some parties it looks nice.

No. 2608141

>>2608113
I had something like this in high school and most of the jewelry like this is cheap as fuck so it got tarnished quickly. The end also constantly caught on my hair and it was irritating. Industrials are also a pain in the ass to heal. But go for it if you like it, you probably won't be able to find a style like that in a high quality material though

No. 2608143

>>2607789
This is unironically really funny

No. 2608146

>>2608113
I don't think it looks trashy but I can't honestly say I think it looks good either

No. 2608148

>>2608126
NTA but I love the way your mind works, if I had that piercing that's totally what I'd do

No. 2608158

>>2607789
That's me but putting on clothes or shopping, my brain goes
>you put on the pale tangerine plain panties
Or I see the thermometer telling me how hot I will feel outside.

No. 2608163

>>2608115
i dropped alt fashion and anything punk and goth related since trannies, wokies and soys made it extremely uncool.

No. 2608165

thank you nonnies—i won’t get the piercing. worried about cheap materials/regretting it. maybe i can just find or make a cute key(blade?) hairpin!

No. 2608167

>>2608165
That would be really cute imo

No. 2608172

>>2607760
Ripe. Pussy. Fever.

No. 2608174


No. 2608175

>>2608126
I'd be really worried about the keychain charm breaking off. Maybe it link to a lobe piercing?

No. 2608182

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>>2608174
Bajina! Bazinga!

No. 2608214

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Lolcor made me do it

No. 2608222

>>2608214
KEK Let me know how it tastes nonnie… Bone app oteet

No. 2608224

>>2608214
Kek anon i literally just walked past the buldak noodle aisle and had to control myself into not buying a huge pack

No. 2608239

>>2608214
Someone in the vent thread said they were all nasty and I wish I could strangle them through the screen

No. 2608242

If you blow on a dandelion to make a wish and all the fluff doesn’t come off on the first blow, that doesn’t mean your wish won’t come true it just means you get multiple wishes

No. 2608246

>Check LC over my morning cup of coffee
>Jumpscared by an image I posted a year ago now being used as a reaction image
I guess I appreciate that another anon saw the utility of it.

No. 2608247

>>2608214
Buldak's not bad but it made me so queasy and it was NOT pleasant in the bathroom later on

No. 2608253

>>2608214
this shit is mild as hell

No. 2608254

>>2608214
these always seemed interesting whenever i would pass by them in the grocery store, but i have next to zero spice tolerance so i probably wouldn't enjoy them kek. carbonara ramen does sound very interesting though

No. 2608255

>>2608224
Kek I’m not as strong as you
>>2608239
I only put a tiny amount of the spice and then it’s nice. It’s an instant meal after all

No. 2608258

>>2608254
It’s delicious and addicting. The spice and the carbonara are separate so you don’t have to have it spicy at all nona I really recommend them

No. 2608265

>>2608255
For the carbonara one I put the whole spice packet

No. 2608292

File: 1752782249946.png (9.62 KB, 1041x44, 1000022790.png)

why are ~queer~ people like this?

No. 2608331

File: 1752783678459.jpg (273.66 KB, 1448x1080, 1742559680660.jpg)

>>2608007
>maybe its a bot trying to farm outrage
kek
>be me
>ib bot manager
>out of ideas after using all my racebait,troon,ragebait and manoshitsphere posts
>ask manager san what i should post
>why not post those inbred bongs who cheat on their wives and call Chinese people slurs theyre currently fawning over in m?
>code it in
>i have single handily made the greatest bait that is remembered all over the obs and basket weaving forums
and you dont see the weegeefags comparison kekkkk

No. 2608333

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No. 2608342

>>2608333
Now put an L on the end of his name. Not so funny now is it?

No. 2608344

File: 1752784113144.jpg (150.17 KB, 640x1387, 1000091671.jpg)

>>2608239
99% of the time when someone says Buldak is gross it's because they don't know how to prepare it and do picrel by accident

No. 2608347

It warms my heart that when I first came to this site the biggest infighters were the one direction fujos and now more than a decade later there's an entirely different sect of fujos still squabbling about British band scrotes kissing each other

No. 2608350

File: 1752784390541.jpg (62.87 KB, 736x674, 1000019435.jpg)

I'm trying to fix my sleep and stay awake but I'm so sleepy right now. I'm playing fortnite to give myself something to do

No. 2608351

>>2608347
Life always finds a way

No. 2608352

>>2608347
The CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE

No. 2608355

>>2608350
do you have to pay for it?

No. 2608362

File: 1752784582651.jpg (54.31 KB, 543x1000, 71SrSj48+-L._AC_UF894,1000_QL8…)

>i am fucking jittering and feel like shit, i will never drink coffe again
> 10 minutes later i am having another coffee.

i am trapped in a loop

No. 2608364

>>2608355
Only for cosmetics

No. 2608365

File: 1752784629240.png (1.74 MB, 1170x760, thanks bro.png)

does anyone here think Jesus ever smoked weed? no right? cause it’s not like he was rolling up joints and shit if he was focused on being the inventor of wine

No. 2608366

>>2608355
No it's completely free to play which is nice! You don't even need to pay for "upgrades" or anything like other games do, all purchases are cosmetic. You can buy "passes" but those just include the in-game currency, emotes and an assortment of skins for characters/backpacks/tools

No. 2608367

>>2608365
I’m not Christian but I am a stoner and I don’t think Jesus would partake in mind altering substances. Like he might take a sip of wine to be polite but he’d never get drunk.

No. 2608379

File: 1752784999246.jpg (165.04 KB, 763x677, wuh.jpg)

i accidently painted out how my favorite artist paints and im confused how i did it…

No. 2608380

I try and remind myself when I do something on behalf of someone else, or for someone else, the altruism itself is the goal, or rather, you're putting this helpful energy into the world. It's not promised, but it is possible for it to be reciprocated. I just wish it didn't always feel like I am alone. That's really what it is. I'm giving in the present in the hopes that this will somehow magically result in me not being alone in the future. Pathetic!

No. 2608387

>>2608379
Niceeeeee

No. 2608390

>>2608365
I was raised Catholic and still vaguely believe in God and all that and personally I think they were doing all sorts of things back then

No. 2608395

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>>2608365
weed is the devil's lettuce and only provides false enlightenment.

No. 2608418

>>2608395
NTA but I hate that image. Horrible culture.

No. 2608424

that stupid gif of the duck smoking and chuckling and shaking its head always makes me laugh and I hate it because I associate it with annoying retarded scrotes on twitter

No. 2608439

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No. 2608450

File: 1752787135341.jpg (15.28 KB, 330x245, darnel.jpg)

>>2608390
Lot of people in the Levant were definitely getting fucked up on darnel. Remember the parable about the farmer whose enemy sows weeds with his wheat? His enemy was mixing hallucinogenic rye grass that's almost indistinguishable from wheat into the field.

No. 2608464

I hate these quotation marks “” and prefer "". I should prefer the former since they're specific on which is left and right but I just want one size fits all

No. 2608476

>>2608424
Where did that gif come from kek it's like I blinked and then everyone and their grandma were using it already

No. 2608479

>>2608476
I don't know if this is definitely the case, but I found it on Google images months ago while I was looking for a reaction image and posted it here, then other people seemed to use it more frequently, so it could be my fault kek

No. 2608481

>>2608439
That one's better

No. 2608499

File: 1752789398393.gif (247.62 KB, 220x161, 1000091681.gif)

>>2608476
>>2608479
I've seen it alongside this gif when you look up "smoking" I always thought people just didn't want to use the scrote

No. 2608503

>>2608424
pretty sure thats a popular Twitch emoji

No. 2608515

the live action zelda movie is gonna be shit like every other game adaptation. it was destined to be bad no matter who they cast and if we’re lucky it’ll blow over like the mario movie.

No. 2608543

>>2608503
Oh, yuck. I thought it was just a telegram sticker

No. 2608568

>>2608515
I’m getting really tired of every single movie that comes out being either an adaptation or a remake or a sequel or a prequel

No. 2608612

>>2608515
i agree it will be bad, but i also know my ass will be in the theater anyway when it comes out (unless link is ugly or something). i dont watch remakes/reboots or capeshit, but first time adaptations can have potential. i saw the fnaf movie and it sucked so bad but i got to shit on it afterwards so i still got some enjoyment from the experience

No. 2608619

Lately I’ve not been horny because I’m so active and busy and just basically getting all my energy released in other ways instead of rotting in bed but I do miss the feeling. I feel like I’m artificially horny at night where I think about masturbating just because it was a habit I had before even though I’m not actually in the mood. I could do it and it’d probably feel good but it wouldnt be GENUINE, yknow. Weird stuff. Now i’m curious how my period symptoms will look because I usually get aggressively horny in the few days leading up to it

No. 2608624

File: 1752793223879.jpg (128.33 KB, 2048x1448, RDT_20250717_18564912836592370…)

This picture from a self defense pose diagram looks like Serge and Gilbert from Kaze to ki no uta. Why does the brunette look like such a bishie kekk

No. 2608625

>>2608568
the average consumer has like 75 IQ, when you take into account how international markets are and how much money hollywood make from thirdies and places like India.

the rest of people just hatewatch and be a part of the meme. Everyone is regularly shitting on this big blockbusters but still paid money to go see them so they could shit on them later.

No. 2608626

>>2608344
How is it supposed to be prepared?

No. 2608627

Do you think it still counts if he uses a condom? Cause I personally dont think you lose your virginity until you do it raw for the first time

No. 2608634

>>2608624
What do you suppose he's thinking nona?

No. 2608635

>>2608627
yes because you're still having sex

No. 2608636

>>2608626
NTA but you pour hot water over the dry noodles and then allow the noodles to juice up and get soft for a few minutes (the instructions say how long on the pack), then you drain the water out of the noodles this is something a lot of people skip doing because they think buldak noodles are prepared similarly to ramen, where you leave the water in the noodles and add the broth pack. When making buldak noodles usually you drain the water out and then add the sauce to the warm noodles instead of trying to make a spicy sauce broth

No. 2608637

>>2608634
He's thinking about how he wants to go home and eat the leftovers in his fridge.

No. 2608638

>>2608627
Personally I think it only counts if the woman reaches climax otherwise he's a retard regardless of if there's a condom involved or not.

No. 2608646

>>2608627
It only counts if the balls touch

No. 2608647

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>>2608624
Before I read your post I just assumed this was a colored Devilman panel

No. 2608661

>>2608646
KEKKKK

No. 2608668

>>2608624
it looks like my baby boy amuro ray

No. 2608704

>>2608626
>>2608636
Late but what she said. Drain the water or else you're left with some demonic liquid and it's at best distracting to eat and at worst completely unbearable

No. 2608708

File: 1752796564102.gif (17.14 KB, 220x220, bird-dance.gif)

Waddling is so cute to me. Such a funny way to get around kekek

No. 2608717

>>2607419
why is this pic hot

No. 2608729

>>2608636
>>2608704
The back of the pack says "remain 8 spoons of water", so I think some people get confused, leave too much in and make a watery mess. Personally, I like to leave a little water (far less than 8 spoonfuls) so I can have a mini-broth after I've eaten all the noodles.

No. 2608865

i want to time travel to september so badly. it's so hellish outside and inside. i don't think i'm gonna make it nonnies hold my hand across the screen

No. 2608869

File: 1752805961717.jpg (30.38 KB, 800x534, 1000085970.jpg)

>>2608865
We just met so I bought you some flowers before we hold hands

No. 2608891

File: 1752807461421.gif (349.17 KB, 220x308, 1000012543.gif)

>>2608865
Hang in there nommie! We'll make it through this!

No. 2608909

>>2608865
Itll be ok nona, time passes incredibly fast especially in summer so it will be winter before we know it

No. 2608954

File: 1752813291782.jpeg (908.08 KB, 1125x1500, IMG_1768.jpeg)

Thought of you all ♥

No. 2608956

File: 1752813469087.jpg (65.05 KB, 602x576, 1000085230.jpg)

>>2608954
Uwah ♥ that's so sweet

No. 2608957

File: 1752813599163.png (167.87 KB, 472x265, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

happy belated Bastille Day to my French nonnies, i forgot it existed because my birthday is right after so i didnt care but now i remember and i care so Happy Bastille Day, nonnettes, i didnt have any french memes so heres an ancient edit i made once

No. 2608963

I went to a theme park and I was playing a game in my mind to keep me entertained walking around and waiting in lines. Every group of young moids I saw I picked out which one I would have sex with and how (most of it was violent and he doesn’t get to cum)

No. 2608973

i'm going to post this banger here

No. 2608975

>>2608973
the thumbnail alone made me crack up

No. 2608983

>>2608975
Ok why is it actually good ive played it like three times lmao

No. 2609000

File: 1752819303824.png (68.18 KB, 600x332, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

beggar troonoids in India are so fucking annoying, they beg and they beg and then curse you out if you dont give them money and bc every faggot in this country is religious asf, they just give them money out of fear that they curse their kid's college entrance exams or marriage, religon is mainly why India is willing to put up with these people, either out of the anti-science beliefs inherent to being devoutly religous or because these fucks freak out and curse your bloodline at the top of their lungs if you dont do what they want. curse my cunt as much as you like, you're not getting one.

No. 2609005

Shoutout to the fat tif i knew in highschool who was always doing korean duolingo during class

No. 2609007

>>2609005
Respect to her. You just know she was doing it to read yaoi.

No. 2609012

File: 1752822357422.jpeg (293.26 KB, 1125x1044, IMG_7673.jpeg)

I woke up after sleeping for three-ish hours and now I can’t go back to bed

No. 2609034

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No. 2609050

File: 1752827059381.jpg (72.81 KB, 500x500, should-you-be-like-an-old-fash…)

Protip: procrastinate with house chores. You're going to feel a little less bad about it and your home is clean!

No. 2609056

I have billions of ideas of things I want to do but I always slack off and never do anything. Amazing.

No. 2609063

Posting something just because

No. 2609079

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No. 2609086

I have a tongue papillae and it hurtsss it hurts!!

No. 2609103

>>2609086
Pluck that bitch with tweezers. Heals faster from a hole tbh

No. 2609111

Posting another thing just because

No. 2609114

I’m a bit of a child when it comes to food. Not in what I will or won’t eat, I like a lot of different stuff and am willing to try anything. But in the fact I can’t force myself to eat something that just doesn’t appeal. I need to eat and have been trying to scarf down some yogurt for over two hours at this point but it just doesn’t sound good

No. 2609125

File: 1752836916841.jpg (36.38 KB, 340x340, 1630619870_0340_0340.jpg)

Kinda want to start doing Uber because I think I'd look nice in a chauffeur hat. I am quite concerned about being murdered though…

No. 2609155

>>2609125
It would be nice if a woman only app (no trannies included) existed. There was a woman who went home via Uber, the Uber driver followed her back home, raped her and killed her.
And trannies will tell you that a scrote is totes safe once he claims feminine soul. This is really unfair.

No. 2609160

File: 1752839223562.jpg (29.72 KB, 920x266, the_nonchalant_dandy174691.jpg)

>oh god I have so much I need to do, the weather is so nice now so I should enjoy the sun, I also have this game I borrowed to start and I also want to read more of my book and–
>spends the day bedrotting and watching true crime on youtube

No. 2609174

I mentioned someone trying to hack into my Facebook account a while ago. I got tired from the constant emails about it from Facebook and locking then unlocking the account. So I copied the email of the hacker since Facebook shows that, and I sent him an email with slurs and threats to send a bomb to his house address (Facebook doxxed him and showed me his address when it told me about the hack but I didn't actually share that in the email). It worked? Ever since he stopped trying to hack me. Guess he got spooked out by me getting his email and claiming to know where he lived lol. Hope I'm speaking too soon and I don't get yet another hack after this post and jinx myself kek.

No. 2609184

>>2609125
You know you can skip the uber driver bit and just wear the hat right

No. 2609188

>>2609174
I shouldnt be laughing. But I will do this if I ever get into that same situation.

No. 2609191

>>2609184
You can't really were a uniform and not also have the job. The people in the hospital were very clear to me about that.

No. 2609192

File: 1752841723674.jpg (62.55 KB, 500x500, bladee 16.jpg)

haha i love posting pictures haha

No. 2609193

File: 1752841749516.jpg (51.13 KB, 736x736, 965df3cade8a70ea7ef430ab25ae13…)

heres a cute man check it out(no kpop)

No. 2609195

>>2609193
>cute man
is that so

No. 2609197

>>2609034
this is what i do my boyfriend

No. 2609198


No. 2609203

>>2609086
I shouldn't have googled that goddamn

No. 2609230

>>2609191
But stolen valor is so fun nona. I wear milsurp a lot and every time a moid asks about it I make some shit up on the spot about a random male family member of mine

No. 2609232

>>2609230
Thank you for your service

No. 2609309

>>2609192
Jesus christ please go back to twitter

No. 2609311

File: 1752849641514.jpg (77.41 KB, 800x462, moooovie.jpg)

Moooooovie

No. 2609317

File: 1752849843285.jpg (46.86 KB, 600x450, 1000037014.jpg)

If Batman was a musician what genre do you think he would be in

No. 2609323

>>2609317
Spoken word covers, in the style of Mr. Shatner.

No. 2609339

Whoever is shitting up the front page with pictures of Oasis really needs to get a job at McDonalds

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>>2609311
samefag where is the mooovie
>>2609317
You set this up for people to say spoken word imo. Apparently he's in a band called batmetal tho

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>>2609317
i thought of that one smashing pumpkins song they did for the shitty batman movie with mr freeze

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>>2609349
Didn't they do all the batman movies?

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>>2609193
Thank you nonna-chan he is very cyoot(no kpop)

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>>2609339
If this is a wide-sweeping thing and not just a few anons, I'm glad they're listening to other eras of music. It's a rudimentary start but a decent one imo. Anyways here's one of the brothers with his migrant pitbull

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>>2609365
This would be a good lolcow movie

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>>2609349
Best Batman song was the Seal one. Baaaaaby
I want tonally mismatched movie songs to come back.

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>>2609363
He should have let it die in the streets, now it will live to breed and make more shitbulls. Nothing but useless contributions to society(dog hate outside of containment)

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>>2609317
I'm altering my answer. He and Robin would front an R&B group called Robin & Bat, they'd be marketed to fans with the shorthand name R&B to make them synonymous with the genre. Although their target audience would be older women they'd primarily be popular with gay men in their early twenties and teens.

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>>2609372
…and yet the brothers gallagher keep bringing them in. This is why anons should only have husbandos who own cats imo

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>>2609367
An ice idea

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>>2609380
The funniest thing about this movie is that no one expected it to be this way and people were pissed. The soundtrack actually did kind of save it or make the whole thing less retarded and more like a weird music video

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>>2609339
They'll die off once the tour ends or they break up again. I don't know which is more likely to happen sooner

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>>2609369
absoloot bangor

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>>2609369
BAYBEEEEHR something something something KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE VINE

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>>2607882
I had a sex dream about one of my coworkers too and I have to see him today..nonas please pray for me kek

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>>2609381
>a BAT credit card?

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>>2609417
KEK I forgot about that. People were really mad about the nipples. Just constant nipple coverage in the media

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>>2609419
KEK I just remembered something from when this movie came out. I was a pretty young kid and there was a line where Batman is talking to Robin and says something like “Don’t do it, Dick” (his name, Dick Grayson). I didn’t even know what it meant but I called my stepbrother a dick and my mom got all up in arms about it. She was even the one who took us to see the movie kek.

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if i get an ingrown hair from this im never shaving my pussy again

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I'm being a fatty and ordering doordash, do you nonnies want anything I requested 14 packets of noodles..

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>>2609444
i want some bagels and chocolates

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>>2609444
gimme some fried chicken, some packs of ciggs and a shit ton of booze just like my personal hero

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I just found out about the Memento limited edition DVD… It's so cool… I wish I could think of a creative way to rip this off for a game

No. 2609518

I think they're more annoying than ever today, haha!

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>>2609518
>they're
*You

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>>2609531
Nta but ?

No. 2609549

hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell

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>>2609549
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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>>2609419
I actually really love that film, the gratuitous butt and crotch shots, the dialogue that was taking the piss, the batshit design of Gotham's architecture, it was such an obvious troll movie made just for fun.
>And you are?
>Batgirl!
>That's not very PC, are you sure you wouldn't prefer Batwoman — Bat Person?

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>>2609357
Is this actually kpop? I tried reverse image searching and only 3 pics came up and they all had Chinese watermarks

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been rewatching kevin spencer for the 5th time now. I've didn't notice this until recently

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>>2609589
So this is better than silicon valley?

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>>2609568
It's very entertaining. I hope whoever is hosting moovies chooses it next joel schumacher directed it and I always thought it was tim burton on a crack binge kek

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>>2609568
I remember Alicia Silverstone getting called Fatgirl for that movie. Behold a morbidly obese woman.

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>>2609605
She gained like 20-30 lbs from clueless to that movie. She's not fat but people noticed she put on weight

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I've made a point out of reading a certain amount of books per year some years ago and I'm finally starting to reach a point where I will see people reading and think to myself either "I read that too" or "I've been wanting to read that for ages"

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>>2609601
You can just put it on if you like nonna. You don't need to be a channel admin. They might pop in just to check if you're having issues but it's very open.

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>>2609609
Whats your yearly book goal?

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>>2609605
>Alicia Silverstone getting called Fatgirl for that movie
And they weren't exaggerating, look at the size of that heifer shamelessly flaunting her flesh, blood and organs. MOOOO!

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>>2609609
That's cool nona, that's how you know it's legit. How do you stay motivated?

No. 2609616

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>>2609611
I think that anon might have left
>>2609613
At the time people complained that actors usually get in shape for these roles and she gained a lot of (non-muscle) weight in a very short amount of time. As a kid with a very chubby face, I thought it looked bad on film forgot picrel

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>>2609612
Started out with 12 and increased that year by year until reaching 36. 52, which would have been my next goal, is too intimidating to have set as an actual goal I'm consistently trying to reach lol.
>>2609614
Sounds stupid but I like being able to say reading is my hobby and not feel like I'm lying about it lmao.

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>>2609605
>>2609607
>>2609616
i can't even tell where the weight gain went, am i blind?

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>>2609629
What are you reading now? I’m trying to get back into it by setting a goal of reading at least 45 minutes to an hour a day. It’s not much but it’s a start

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>>2609632
That's what I'm saying, people expected her to become muscular for the role and she got softer instead. This was around the time GI jane came out ffs

No. 2609636

For some reason I thought paternity tests were mandatory in France, but when I googled France is one of the countries in which they're illegal unless court ordered.

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>>2609632
You can't see it from the pics but it went to her feet and calves. It's the reverse umbrella body type. It's truly tragic.

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>>2609634
Right now I'm reading If I Had Your Face, but I'm not very far along yet. Last one I finished was Incidents Around the House, last one I really enjoyed was Klara and the Sun, and that one actually put me off of reading for like two weeks because I couldn't get over it lol.

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>>2609632
>>2609646
Bullshit she looks fine.

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>>2609635
I believe you Banonna! Let's not fight, I can still remember how pencil thin the beauty standards were in the 90's. Stick bug with inflatable tits was the goal.
>>2609674
NTA, I agree with you and I personally think she looked great in the film but like I said above: 90's beauty standards were pretty different than now's.

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>>2609674
Sorry nonna, I was making a joke. I think it was fucking ridiculous how she was treated. I don't see a difference either. Maybe a little in the face but nothing for EW to write an article about.
Filters and AI legs clearly

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>>2609674
If someone paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars to star in an action film in my 20s I would prob go to the gym
>>2609683
>90's beauty standards were pretty different than now's.
This is also true but I don't think it's too much to ask for an action star to fit that mold physically regardless of gender. When I look at this image, I see a bloated uncomfortable person - which tracks since she put on weight super quick. It looks like birth control pill weight gain and like she feels like shit physically but that's just my opinion

No. 2609716

I told an anon she was posting like Azealia banks on the celebritycows thread and now she thinks everyone replying is me help

No. 2609718

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so I bought the other day a ticket for the preview of the movie "together" and I was the very first one to make a booking in this theater. So I just randomly checked how many have also bought a ticket for the ticket (which I like to do just to see how many people will be there) I just saw that for this movie, somebody decided to sit right next to me even when everything else is still empty? That's weird af. Should I change my seat? I'm the one sitting in the middle btw

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>>2609718
That’s really weird but could also be a boomer being unable to do shit on a computer

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>>2609718
This is something that would happen to me kek
>Should I change my seat?
yesUnless you find this romantic and planning on starting your life with this person

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>>2609718
I need to start doing this so i can scare people away from sitting on the good seats.

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>>2609718
It’s either a boomer or someone who thought it would be funny to select the seat next to you. I wouldn’t change my seat unless I got there and the other person was just weird

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>>2609744
My first thought was a funny foreign person tbh

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>>2609746
I remember when they made coming 2 America back in 2019. I think we should make movie remakes and sequels crime

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>>2609748
I think most of what A24 produces is mediocre at best, but I’m thankful there is a production company that is willing to take risks on new projects rather than solely making another reboot, sequel, or product that relies on an existing IP.

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>find video about someone talking about 2 Babies 1 Fox
>goes into the background of who made it
>refers to the artist and writer as women and refers to them with she/her pronouns
>both of them are obviously furry degenerate pedo trannies, one of them having been arrested for the obvious.
NOT OUR CRIMES. NOT OUR CRIMES. NOT OUR CRIMES. I hate this gay earth so much.

No. 2609884

30 minutes into the "Here's why Vivzie is ACTUALLY a bad person!!" video and it's just "she dropped the original VAs and animators so yeaah. Yikes! I don't think I have to explain anything else". I don't even care about her or her ugly shows, I just wanted a cup of milk before bed

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>>2607353
Yep, that sounds like her

No. 2609909

I guess i had to find out the ahrd way that you are not supposed to use soy sauce as a dressing

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>>2609909
why not? it goes with everything

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>>2609718
My grandma did this on accident a few years ago. She thought that the colored in seats were occupied and the grey seats were empty. Probably a mistake. Check seat availability before you go and just sit in one that's empty.

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>>2609913
it tastes weird now

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>trying to reverse image search a cute picture on google
>scroll to the oldest result
>click
>greeted with some chinese person's weird shibari waxplay twitter account
>ok never mind how about the second oldest result
>click
>some other chinese person's weird spanking fetish twitter account
wtf i just wanted to see if there was a higher quality version of picrel existed somewhere why are so many freaks using it

No. 2609929

>>2609916
it's just like cheese, the more you put it in the more it will end up tasting the same, so maybe it's just a learned taste

No. 2609934

>>2609929
It tasted normally when i used it for seasoning the food, it only started tasting weird and gross when i put it on the food after it was cooked. The food was good anyways but that's probably because i battled with my cat to make it so it feels like an achievement.

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>>2609934
you're probably supposed to use it on rice or mostly bland food

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>>2609568
at least Burton and Schumacher understood that Batman is a very cartoony concept that takes places in a very cartoony world.

All the movies since has sucked and taken themselves too seriously. Gotham in the Nolan movies is absolute ass, its just a regular ass bland city.

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>>2609568
I love Batman and Robin so much. They're comic books, not drama books.

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No. 2609974

my boss had me go home early today because i’m such a fucking retard who makes everyone’s day worse

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>>2609974
Sleep it off nonna you'll feel better when you wake up later

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>>2609985
you’re probably right nonny, at the end of the day i still got paid kek

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Old mooovies

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Im literally the farthest thing from white, but for some reason I do that weird smile that white guys do when they see someone in passing. Im trying to to train myself to just smile normally.

No. 2610039

Mauled by Sloth Bear, not even once.

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>>2609718
Either someone who thought the coloured spaces were taken OR someone who is cinemamaxxing by going on an empty day and getting the best seats (3rd row middle)

No. 2610050

>>2610029
Squinch your eyes. Makes every fake smile look real

No. 2610053

first it was at 9, then it was at 10, but none of them will arrive at that time, they will go at 11, or even 12. we're supposed to eat, drink and chat, why it has to be so late? fucking hate this retarded country and the quirky culture of arriving late and losing hours of sleep doing shit you could have done earlier

No. 2610063

i wish god was real

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>>2610063
Please do not restart another God infight

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>>2610068
sorry, didn’t even know one happened

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>>2610063
ur kinda like god to insects and pets because you can kinda just control the quality of life you give them idk like you can just kill a bug on purpose or let it be outside or feed it or capture it. idk.

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>>2610075
Kek its ok nona. Sorry didnt mean to give off vice principal energy

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>>2610063
Tell me which verse of the bible troubles you anon
>>2610098
You don't. you wish kek

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>>2610068
>Capitalizing the G
One of us! One of us! One of us!
I wasn't one of the participants, I'm very well behaved but it was fun to follow that infight throughout the work day.

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my gums are finally healthy enough to where they don't bleed when i brush anymore

No. 2610180

>>2610177
Brush harder, make them bleed. Make your gums mighty for only through suffering is growth achieved.
Happy for you! Always nice when one gets to the other side, so to speak.

No. 2610181

>>2610180
my toothbrush is constantly lighting up when i brush. dentists want me. oral-b fears me.
thank you! i'm determined to turn my life around.

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>>2609926
lmao idk why i spent the time on this that i did but looks like this is the source for this image https://x.com/motions_cat/status/1166115606132928523

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>>2610221
Great research nona. This gifrel is so reassuring…

No. 2610224

>>2610223
samefag n/m I saw it explode after posting

No. 2610244

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>>2609970
I love Batcow. Like Damian brought this cow home from a mission and Bruce just… let him.

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>>2610244
I didn't know about this relationship until now. I'm glad it's the last thing I will see before I take my lc break

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>>2610223
>>2610224
here you go nona, a peaceful version

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>>2610117
NTA but for me personally I could never get into the chorus

No. 2610388

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press F for all the women with circumcised husbands

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>>2610388
Doing this to your dicktato

No. 2610397

>>2610388
>press F for all the women with husbands
FTFY

No. 2610403

>>2609317
Easy, jazz.

No. 2610413

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Opened my City Folk town for the first time in months and it was full of WEEDS and i had ZERO bells.

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I really hate summer and hot weather but I gotta admit, this summer isn't as bad as last year. I guess because something happened and there's no humidity, instead it's dry heat, so the walls aren't sweating, things aren't sticky, my clothes aren't drenched and stuck to my skin, but also the floor isn't burning hot either like it was last year. My room doesn't feel like a pressure cooker and I can actually open the window and keep it open no problem until night where some humidity comes in and things get too hot. The water from the faucet is still hot though, sometimes burning boiling hot, but I was able to take a shower at noon yesterday so that says something. Usually I can take showers at night only because of how hot the water is at day that it's impossible to shower and it scaleds my skin and makes it red. Only downside this year is the insane sandstorms but it's not natural and it's actually the government building a new neighborhood in some barren land, so all the digging generates lots of sand and the wind blows it towards our district. I need to whipe and clean my room everyday because otherwise it will turn into a desert from all the dust. Doesn't help that I'm allergic too.

No. 2610484

Love opening lc immediately after the high of an orgasm settles to see what the girls are up to

No. 2610555

>>2610476
wow its 42c here too! twining!

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>>2610029
You may have to re-train your muscles. This is super autistic but I used to smile like the gritted teeth emoji and I had to stand in front of the mirror and practice using different facial muscles until it became natural to me.

No. 2610582

think i saw a turkey vulture while on our drive, very exciting. it was a black bird with a red face.

No. 2610587

>>2610582
Bird racism

No. 2610607

Just had to serve some coffee up to one of my residents and he opened the door in a towel…nonnies did I just get flirted with??

No. 2610608

>>2610587
i'm so lost

No. 2610612

>>2610607
If he was cute: yes

If he was ugly: sexual harassment

No. 2610620

>>2610612
ok male

No. 2610623

>>2610620
if I had a nickel for every time I got scrotefoiled I would have a concerning number of nickels.

No. 2610626

>>2610623
>scrotefoiled
kekkkk

No. 2610627

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>picks up a random nice looking 18+ reverse harem
>turns out it's femdom
>mc has the same name as me
LEEEEET'S GOOOO

No. 2610633

>>2610244
So this is where the batmilk comes from

No. 2610647

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Sometimes I feel so guilty when I make a particularly hateful post on here that I close my laptop and pace around the room for a bit

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>>2610627
lord I see what you’ve done for others….

No. 2610655

Why are people so fucking mean for no reason? Im trying to help you

No. 2610657

>>2610647
That’s the point of anonymity. To blow off steam or voice weird thoughts without it being tied to your real identity. At least you’re not saying the hateful things directly to a person irl.

No. 2610658

>>2610647
>>2610655
These two posts being made in a suspiciously short time frame is making me kek

No. 2610672

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Was considering making today my cheat day and so I look at the popeyes menu… someone tell me why 1 sandwich with fries and some wings is my entire day's worth of calories???? I already had breakfast too so I cant… I want it so bad though

No. 2610687

>>2610672
Go on a long walk so you can eat delicious chicken with a clear conscience.

No. 2610698

>>2610672
at least you'll know it's the perfect omad for next time

No. 2610699

>>2610672
Yeah I thought about treating myself today too nona but I realized I dont deserve it

No. 2610713

My autism is too powerful that when I reply with a lengthy post, it sacres anons off and they never reply back regardless of the content of the post. Oh well, at least I poured my heart out.

No. 2610783

>>2610713
I’ve never written a short post once in my life. I know the struggle and appreciate your unbridled autistic state nona, replies like yours are what I look forward to reading the most

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>>2610783
>I’ve never written a short post once in my life.
This is a short post though, you expose your perfidy with your very own words!

No. 2610845

>>2610783
Thanks. But my case is so bad that the discussion in the thread I post in usually stops for hours or even for days. The last post would be my long ass post and it feels extra embarrassing, like I've killed the mood and anons went "uh oh, here comes the sperg." and decided to leave the thread. It's even more embarrassing when discussion resumes later on and my long post gets ignored and unreplied to. It feels like I wrote all of that for nothing. I know posting to get replies is retarded and all, but I usually write these to reply to a question and specifically ones actually targeted at me and an initial post I made, so it feels extra awkward that I was asked about something but my answer overwhelmed the anon asking she couldn't even find an answer to what I said. I feel like I'm a rare breed of retard this way. It's both sad and funny at the same time.

No. 2610862

>>2610845
I get intimidated by long posts because I feel like I cant match the enthusiasm or knowledge on display, it feels like I'm fleeing from a superior anon. I must regain control.

No. 2610874

I can't post in personal cows because she isn't one really, I can't post in post-leftcows because she's not relevant enough. But there's this Red Scare adjacent poet/academic on the UK lit scene and her online antics are so funny. About a month ago she wrote an article for a big name UK magazine, posted it around Reddit from her personal account (which is easy to line up with her public social media), and defended herself in 3rd person in the comments ("I think she meant X!" "Well the writer seems to be Y so we should take her in good faith"). This is not the first time she has done this

No. 2610889

>>2610874
Maybe try the academics cringe thread?

No. 2610899

>>2610608
It's doing red face and that's racist to red birds. Bird racism

No. 2610923

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I want to watch some anime but I can't find anything good. Scrolling through hundreds of titles in my to-watch list and they all just look the same after a while.

No. 2610940

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>>2610923
u should watch on-gaku because it's awesome

No. 2610948

>>2610923
Write some down and I'll tell you what to watch

No. 2610950

>>2610713
i worried about my spreging being too obnoxious for other people to handle

No. 2610966

File: 1752948876209.webp (122.67 KB, 622x357, 7i27ia.webp)

i fell down stairs 3 times today i feel like a useless bag of piss fuck my baka life

No. 2610969

>>2610940
Kek that does look funny, animes with weird (for the industry's standards) styles are always so fucking hilarious so I look foward to this.
>>2610948
Thank you sweet nona here's some random picks, I only read the tags so I have no idea what I'm really getting myself into
>Texhnolyze
>Night hunters:Eternity
>Peace Maker Kurogane
>Ben-To
>No.6
>Let's make a mug too
>Revolutionary girl utena
>CLAMP school detectives

No. 2610975

>>2610966
Are you okay nonna? Any injuries?

No. 2610978

>>2610966
It happened to me once. I fell down the stairs thrice while taking the train. I was scared I had brain damage kek. Some days are just like that nonna.

No. 2610983

>>2610969
>nonny still hasnt seen utena
You should watch that and then you can join a side on lc whether you love it or hate it kek, personally I loved it

No. 2610989

>>2610969
Utena is amazing, you should definitely try it. Ben-To is pretty good on it's own as well if you want comedy, plus it's really short so maybe less daunting if you aren't sure what to try.

No. 2611006

>>2610978
I once ate absolute shit going down a flight of concrete stairs. It was almost comical because the papers and books I was carrying went everywhere and I busted my pants in the process too.
The worst part about it was that an acquaintance happened to be walking the opposite direction on the stairs, saw this happen, and then kept walking? Afterwards strangers who saw me were like “are you okay” but this guy I literally knew just kept walking past me kek

No. 2611019

>>2611006
So sorry but I'm keking at
>ate absolute shit
Also, please elaborate on busted your pants if you don't mind. Like, tore the knee?

No. 2611038

File: 1752951056977.jpeg (292.5 KB, 901x1103, IMG_0268.jpeg)

>>2611019
My pants’s knee tore open and the sudden movement split the crotch a bit. They were not salvageable but I had no time to change before my next class as this was in college. I thought I could at least get a bandaid for my profusely bleeding knee at the health clinic that I walked past, but the incident happened during the one hour they close the clinic for a staff meeting.
I literally showed up to my class with my pants torn to shreds on one side, bruised, and bleeding kek. Imagine picrel but one side of him is covered in blood

No. 2611043

>>2611038
Ayrt thank you for the story and again, I'm sorry that I'm laughing at your rotten luck but the mental image is fuckin hilarious

No. 2611072

>>2611043
It’s all good nonny, I can laugh about it now. I just wanted >>2610966 to know I commiserate with her and to cheer up, it could always be worse kek

No. 2611083

File: 1752952087078.png (897.69 KB, 1422x829, illustriuousillustrationtoillu…)

I always found Mizuki Nana and Hamasaki Ayumi have kinda similar voices and sometimes sound similar in their way of singing. I also feel the same way between Hamasaki Ayumi and HAL's Halna, but not between Halna and Mizuki Nana. Do you have any suggestions of Japanese female J-Pop singers to close the circle? Can be over several artists, too, but I wanna end up with Mizuki Nana again.

No. 2611164

>>2610923
Watch Wolfs rain or alien 9

No. 2611170

>>2610923
watch the new leviathan anime

No. 2611272

I was surprised to see that men now hate Pedro Pascal because "feminist women love him too much" kek what??? Is that even real, I don't keep up with him because he's not very appealing to me

No. 2611278

There was an anon on one of these threads, or maybe the vent threads, that mentioned "Marxist feminism" and I've been really curious since then. If you're out there nona, pls educate me.

No. 2611304

File: 1752959686164.jpeg (2.04 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_4334.jpeg)

Warning Cancer

No. 2611319

>>2611278
it means to make feminism all about a failed ideology and a bunch of other random intersectional bullshit that has nothing to do with benefiting women.

No. 2611325

>>2611278
Don't listen to the anon above, marxist feminism is one of the foundations of radical feminism.

No. 2611327

>>2611304
Is this real

No. 2611342

File: 1752961133871.jpeg (309.35 KB, 807x755, sad horsee.jpeg)

I have eaten 4 pancakes and i am still hungry

No. 2611345

>>2609317
Boomer country

No. 2611361

>>2611325
[citation needed]

No. 2611364

>>2611342
Make bigger pancakes

No. 2611377

>>2611342
The parasites in your stomach demand more so give them more

No. 2611382

>>2611325
the third wave is a mistake, communism is retarded and its the biggest self own ever to keep tying to make marxist revisionist idpol crap part of feminism, it has only been regresive and harmful to women to adopt intersectionality.

No. 2611383

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is my measly salary worth the mental anguish i’m currently going through right now…?

No. 2611389

i wish i could post the complaints that the customers at my work send in about me, i think it would make you guys laugh KEK

No. 2611394

File: 1752963048007.png (249.44 KB, 1327x1568, petition.png)

>>2611361
you don't get it, its only REAL feminism when you adopt the ideology of a bunch of prostitutes junkies and literal pederast marxist academics.

Get back to the line of the oppresive stack comrade!

No. 2611395

>>2611383
Nope! Less money but mental stability will always trump a lucrative nightmare job.

No. 2611397

File: 1752963109573.gif (222.15 KB, 450x389, 1661111249919.gif)

>>2611389
Well then, tell us. I am all ears.

No. 2611437

If you date men but still want a peaceful life you have to follow two rules. 1. Be a bitch to him, 2. stop caring about him, how he feels, and what he's doing so much.

No. 2611469

File: 1752966890200.jpg (21.63 KB, 520x310, tumblr_76cde35a7238b96cabd79a3…)

god, I NEED to find people willing to tolerate my spreging about shitty niche cartoons but i hate people infested with in. they're either pearl catching faggots or the most degenerate edge baiting retards i have misfortune to witness. nothing is sacred with them, everything they touched turns into shit. i LOATHE these vile creatures one day i hope these underage faggots can finally fuck off and go find some other thing they can ruining with their iron poisoned faggotry.

No. 2611480

Winter is the only season that occurs twice a year

No. 2611497

>>2611469
>spreging
>pearl catching
>iron poisoned
This was one of the most ESL posts I’ve ever read and it’s really endearing

No. 2611504

>>2611497
You forgot
>edge baiting

No. 2611543

I feel so zen right now goodnight my darlings I love everyone

No. 2611557

File: 1752971030933.gif (69.94 KB, 345x360, 1000038715.gif)

>>2611543
Goodnight darling nonna

No. 2611559

>>2611557
I just noticed that cat is wearing a breast cancer awareness ribbon

No. 2611561

>>2611557
>>2611559
She’s a survivoir!

No. 2611563

File: 1752971290705.gif (844.48 KB, 412x232, UcuZ.gif)

>>2611561
Yeah I like the context. People might assume the cat is ostentatious at first but they don't know her life

No. 2611576

>>2611561
she had to get 6 of her tatas removed and lived, queen

No. 2611654

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This shocked me I didn't realize the household wealth disparity between countries was so big

No. 2611682

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>>2611654
Hell yeah "rest of the world" category

No. 2611684

>>2611654
what even is a "household wealth"? this is just a gdp graph and means nothing about median "wealth" (whatever that means) per capita

No. 2611695

>>2611684
If they included real estate "wealth" canadian homeowners would make up the majority of that chart now. So…

No. 2611701

File: 1752976125244.webp (148.04 KB, 1080x1350, 1000034811.webp)

>>2611654
Yeah I'm not sure what anon was looking at but surely median household wealth is the most helpful info

No. 2611752

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Who is each anon's favourite saint in the catholic church?

No. 2611770

>>2611701
and 90% of these are just home and maybe car prices btw, the only form of "wealth" (lucky) wagies live with

No. 2611794

>>2611752
St Dymphna seems appropriate

No. 2611811

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>>2611752
Saint Hildegard von Bingen is pretty chill for a female saint, the earlier saints especially tended to have pretty grim stories attached to them.

No. 2611953

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Ugly bastard would be good if it were gender reversed, I never got the appeal until I pictured some anime twink eating out a 50 year old ugly fat auntie or something and now it's consuming the few remaining brain cells I have left

No. 2611956

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This is absolutely evil

No. 2611964

>>2611956
If she's going to die, she should take him with her. Girl, kill this selfish fucking asshole.

No. 2612015

File: 1752990805418.jpg (62.31 KB, 500x345, 35565392222_b4ea866314.jpg)

Goodnight nonas! May you each have pleasant dreams…

No. 2612030

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how is this even real?

No. 2612037

>>2612030
>Portugal, Spain
Is this where my unaccounted for 2% broadly Iberian peninsula DNA result came from in my ancestry.com dna kit? Female sex tourism?

No. 2612039

>>2612037
that or microchimerism

No. 2612042

>>2612030
i actually know a woman like this irl, she got scammed by one guy and had a really short marriage with another. always choose 2D over love rats.

No. 2612051

Tired of the Attractive Men thread refugees on the Unconventional Male Attractions thread

No. 2612059

>>2612030
So, when will you read up on Ireland, Netherlands, New Zealand, Cambodia, Caribbean and Ecuador?

No. 2612062

>>2612059
just don't like 'em, simple as

No. 2612078

>>2612030
No way women are going to Vietnam to have sex

No. 2612093

>>2612030
There's genuinely just no way that reflects reality. It's absurd. Like, sure, white women are just desperate to get their hands on south east asian men lmao. But sex tourism simply is not a thing for women, at most they might go overseas hoping for a hookup but men travel to specific countries solely to pay for sex.

I have to imagine they're using and misinterpreting some weird data for that article. I'd actually wonder specifically if they're mixing up some data with reproductive tourism (spain, portugal and greece are popular destinations for cheap IVF).

No. 2612103

I am going to bed, night nonnies I’ll talk to you tomorrow

No. 2612104

>>2612103
Sweet dreams nonny.

No. 2612190

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listening to idm for over an hour is stirring my brain like spaghetti

No. 2612202

>>2612030
So these countries have several male brothels?

No. 2612203

>>2612030
>>2612093
>The incidence of female sex tourism is much lower than male sex tourism, and the low number of female sex tourists makes it difficult to research this phenomenon, which has been described as "poorly understood".

No. 2612204

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No. 2612209

>>2612190
I dont really listen to that sort of music anymore but "songs about my cats" is still enjoyable sometimes

No. 2612213

Thank god my brother hates Pedro Pascal too, I'm not alone in this madness.

No. 2612247

>>2612213
I hate him, too. He looks like a pussy and a rat.

No. 2612251

>>2612247
This is pretty much the common consensus here on LCF, but in the real world straight women are slobbering over him for some reason.

No. 2612309

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Watching Always Sunny and I desperately wish Dee was real and would post here. She'd have the most insane rants.

No. 2612311

>>2612308
I wish for that too nonna, she'd get banned SO many times and never figure out how the jannies could tell it was her kek

No. 2612312

>>2612309
>lone pick me on show any male could have written
I can't stand listening to that actress and she probably isn't that funny irl

No. 2612314

>>2612312
She's a pickme but it's a show about horrible people so it's just whatever kek

No. 2612317

>>2612314
It doesn't matter if it's about "horrible people" if the audience was too stupid to understand that and spent a good portion of their lives emulating these characters (most millennial moids)

No. 2612319

File: 1753019343316.png (615.26 KB, 743x473, dee2.png)

>>2612311
>Red texted for schizo posting agin!? I'm am the sanest women alive. I'm going to kill all those farmhand bitches

No. 2612321

>>2612319
She looks like my hs bf's bitch mom

No. 2612322

>>2612317
I never really understood the "but what if the audience gets the wrong message" complaint. Obviously you get bad faith writers who hide behind "it's satire/an artistic choice/muh genius writing" like YanDev and they're bad, but why should everyone who isn't a complete retard neuter themselves just in case someone gets the wrong idea?

No. 2612327

>>2612322
I don't feel like getting into a big debate about this. Moids think the characters from IASIP are cool, funny, attractive and they want to be like them. I notice moids do this all the time and it's truly pathetic. Idk what to tell you

No. 2612331

Does anyone else feel unsatisfied at the end of the weekend even if you relaxed and had time for yourself and your hobbies. I can't tell where this feeling of unrest is coming from.

No. 2612333

>>2612331
That's the Sunday scaries. It's universal unfortunately

No. 2612337

>>2612331
I think that's what "sunday scaries" is all about nona

No. 2612344

>>2612327
Nayrt but I don’t think this is true? Do you have a specific..example? What I’ve observed on twitter and irl is that men think the IASIP dudes are funny looking (except Charlie Day, also bc he has a real career) and use them as reaction images or bring them up in a derogatory way, ie “the implication” or the gay jokes. I’ve never seen someone genuinely say they think Dennis is awesome and want to be like him. You’d have to be pretty retarded and maybe even ESL to interpret the show that way. In fact I think George Costanza is the only “bad person” character that I see moids and women alike unironically bring up in an “omg hes so right hes me” way.

No. 2612348

>>2612333
>>2612337
I've genuinely never heard of that before

No. 2612352

>>2612344
I don't observe moids through twitter and social media then report back to lc. I'm talking about moids I've met, talked to or known over the years who are usually older millennials born between 1980 and 1984. It's annoying as fuck. They did it with anchorman, did you at least notice that one?

No. 2612373

Just got caught stealing nutella from my job for the second time today. if it happens third time i’ll consider that a sign from God that i need to stop kek

No. 2612377

>>2612352
Nta but not really. I've seen moids try to emulate Vikings, Breaking Bad or (god help me) Peaky Blinders. Not really initial idiots like Always Sunny or Anchorman. They might find them funny but not something to look up to.

No. 2612385

>>2612377
I live in canada

No. 2612389

>>2612385
Oh, I'm in Europe. Maybe it's different across the pond. I hope we both get better moids in the future kek.

No. 2612393

File: 1753022673137.jpg (516.95 KB, 1200x630, cat-filter-crazy-cat-lady-dist…)

>>2612389
Me too nona

No. 2612410

>>2612348
eh it’s more of a workplace term kek

No. 2612474

>>2612373
don't you have nutella at home?

No. 2612487

cute

No. 2612576

File: 1753032338136.gif (5.97 MB, 492x492, 03030.gif)

had an autistic meltdown because i spent 12 hours trying to get the eyes in my drawing to look symmetrical (it still isn't)

No. 2612620

Finished the peak show I was watching and the next installment in the franchise isn't as good and I feel so empty inside now.

No. 2612634

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My friends and I are going to a cabin we rented next week and I'm so fucking excited!! It's just for a few nights, but I'm so ready to relax with my book, card games with my girls, and good food

No. 2612750

>>2608158
kek, im glad im not alone in this

No. 2612763

File: 1753038287721.jpg (236.85 KB, 736x1308, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

>how it feels to spend your ovulation period in an environment you can't masturbate in

No. 2612773

being a drag queen is not a real fucking job. why do so many zoomers think that it is? it’s the same as being a birthday party clown.

No. 2612781

>>2612763
Literally me today. I was so horny but I couldn't masturbate because it was day and everyone is awake.

No. 2612803

File: 1753039980103.jpg (17.35 KB, 240x240, edtfgvbh.jpg)

>>2612763
Kek this was me yesterday. I was looking at hot pics of my husbando and getting horny (which doesn't happen often because I'm on SSRIs) until I looked at the clock and realized that I had to get to work in 10 minutes. I was so damn annoyed for my whole shift, and by the time I got home I was too tired to do anything so I just went to bed. I have today off though so maybe I'll try again today but my horniness is often rare and fleeting.

No. 2612879

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They didn't even post this in lc own caps, what is even the point

No. 2612902

>>2612879
Be the change you want to see on /ot/ nonny

No. 2612915

>>2612902
Right now it would feel like I'm embarrassing the funny post. I want to see others improve before I feel comfortable participating

No. 2612931

This is the most annoying voice I have ever heard in my life.

No. 2612953

>>2612931
He sounds like a frog. What accent is this?

No. 2612958

having good dreams about fictional characters is so loserly but makes me so happy

No. 2612961

>>2612958
Focus on the happy. Don't let anyone police your dreams.

No. 2612963

>>2612958
you need to kill the person inside of you that cringes at things that make you happy

No. 2612967

>>2612961
>>2612963
ngl i usually have either bad dreams or none at all (that i remember) and some of my rare good ones are about a fictional character. one time i was adopted by a fictional character family. it was lovely

No. 2612969

>>2612953
German? Vidrel is an obnoxious voice I heard a month ago and it has had such staying power with me because I hated it so much. It all made sense when I saw the person was German kek also what ugly character designs

No. 2613283

>>2612967
>>2612963
>>2612961
>>2612958
i sometimes have intense wet dreams with my husbando railing me so hard that he broke the bed. other dreams i get smother by his big, sweaty ass. he's pretty skinny in the show but i like to imagined him being much more chunky and burping all the jack daniel's he drank right into my face. will not elaborate any futher

No. 2613490

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>>2613283
>will not elaborate any futher
you've already done enough

No. 2613664

File: 1753070373737.png (1.48 MB, 1400x1426, early-garfield-comic-garfield-…)

Early garfield is very cute and I didn't know he existed til rn

No. 2613665

>>2612969
Eh, I'd let the character design in the thumbnail eat me out and then kick him to the curb, ghosting him til the end of time.

No. 2613692

File: 1753072577836.jpeg (840.98 KB, 1034x1581, IMG_8169.jpeg)

Sometimes I take random character quizzes when I’m bored, usually for stuff I haven’t watched. “Should be avoided” he has a feather boa, what’s he gonna do, sing the Wicked soundtrack ominously?? Ask me to join his polycule??

>>2613665
You’d love William Afton fanart lmao

No. 2613704

File: 1753073220341.jpg (11.52 KB, 300x168, 7654325.jpg)

If you're talking to a customer service rep you need something from like bill collectors or a police officer, it helps to take on an australian police officer or judge's pitch variation. There's something really authoritative, friendly and yet slightly condescending and guilt trippy about it. The moids do it too but not as well. Super effective

No. 2613706

I’m going to pull up right outside your house, open up lolcow, and comment “NIGGA NIGGA NIGHA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA” so your IP gets banned.

No. 2613709

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>>2613706
I posted that just for you anon

No. 2613713

File: 1753073681981.jpeg (34.44 KB, 564x485, IMG_2961.jpeg)

>>2613709
Thank you. I love you.

No. 2613715

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>>2613713
Don't forget the squinting you practiced with your smiles

No. 2613718

Thread is relevant to me because I just started at mcdonalds. Despite earning decent money contracting at large companies last year, my degree in specific technology/art thing isn't panning out anymore. Wish me luck nonnas.

No. 2613724

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No. 2613745

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Oh yeah, this game

No. 2613830

>>2613718
Good luck nonna!

No. 2613851

File: 1753085714340.png (1.04 MB, 1104x1091, Ew.png)

This random gay trump supporter esthetician got his criminal brother in law to start harassing me on Instagram. This is because he didn’t like a comment I made. I didn’t even respond to the fag because I don’t get into petty squabbles under my real identity. Should I be concerned?

No. 2613855

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>>2612213
The tides are changing against Pedro Pascal, I guarantee he will be slapped with sexual assault charges sometime in the near future. We all kknow he likes to grope his female costars and blame it on “anxiety” and he’s lashed out at JK Rowling. The guy is a sex pest and it’s only a matter of time before he gets what’s coming to him and I will be here relishing his downfall.

No. 2613856

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Life so bad even Vent Thread nonnies and drugs cannot help me.

No. 2613863

>>2613855
Inb4 he suddenly comes out with an autism diagnosis just as people start to notice things

No. 2613866

>>2613851
Woah what the fuck? Is that the one who's harassing you? How do you know it's him?

No. 2613873

>>2613851
He looks like a fish and has narciso in his name, he's like a cartoon villain kek

No. 2613904

File: 1753093464167.jpg (374.29 KB, 2340x1080, Screenshot_20250721_201852_Bra…)

>>2613855
Ah, he's using the old Dr. Coop defence, kek

No. 2613913

>>2613866
Yes. By looking up his name, location, face, and public records found on the Instagram account

No. 2613955

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No. 2613960

Ominous video I got recommended. How is it vegetarian if there's tuna in it? Or what was that pink thing?

No. 2613976

Michelle McDaniel is a farmer right? She has to be.

No. 2613988

Girls at 3am I bought my first ever designer bag. It's used from Japan and due to bits of wear/minor scratches I don't mind it cost me only £160, so around a fifth of new retail price. I have wanted a similar style for a very long time and never thought I would be able to own anything from the brand (reputed for quality, fell in love with it a few years ago). Felt immediately bad about spending that much no questions asked while being so early career and then I remembered
>my only other formal handbag cost me £40 6 years ago, was gorgeous aesthetic but low quality, and is now completely unusable (broken metal zip)
>it's going to be super practical and long-lasting (black tote, full leather, no visible logos) and if I use it just 16 times that's down to only £10 per wear
>i've seen a million videos from the consoomer thread on here about blindboxes, labubus, loungefly backpacks (£70-£80!) etc
>i rarely buy myself anything nice, live in a situation where i work several gigs for OKish graduate income but still live at home. I have savings to move out for 6 months if i need to but the local area is so expensive and the commuter links are still good here so it just doesn't make financial sense. Long story short i do not pay rent or for a lot of my food rn
>my taste in designer bags is so fussy I am at a very very low risk of becoming one of those problem spenders. I only absolutely love and see myself carrying probably 2-5% of the bags I see, I overthink every puchase i make. i can never be cajoled into the Hermes Game etc.

thanks for listening. I will eventually need to get myself new trainers and winter boots but those can be spaced out in the next few months i think

No. 2614032

>>2613976
i've picked up on that vibe too

No. 2614101

My favorite thing to do ever is not do my job

No. 2614104

>>2613976
Most YouTube commentary channels that talk about cows are. Some even admit to visiting the "farms" in video.

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No. 2614117

Why are people so retarded and refuse to use words for their actual meanings? One of my coworkers asked another girl why her hair looked like shit (my words not hers kek, cause it's a bleached orange/red mess) and she said "Mania! RAWR XD" like no. Getting a wild hair and doing a bad job bleaching your black hair is not "mania", you fucking sped

No. 2614120

How do I gently tell a group of anons to stop shitting up a thread?

No. 2614125

>>2614120
what thread is it? i'll do it for you but i can't promise that it'll be very gentle

No. 2614131

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Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows my sorrow
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Glory, hallelujah

No. 2614132

i want to play minecrap and I want the office I work for to temporarily disappear and then reappear when my scheduled shift ends

No. 2614145

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>>2614120
Oh isn't it nice to have lc be a supportive hugbox for women? That doesn't have immediate repercussions at all.

Ahem. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen…

No. 2614181

Joined some random discord server and a "psych major" is sucking the dick of the local DID larper, calling it the "holy grail of my field"
When does this shit end?

No. 2614184

My mum has a sexist German shepherd who only growls at moids and will chase them off our land. He lets women enter no problem though kek

No. 2614200

>>2614184
Sad that it's probably due to past trauma but based dog nonetheless

No. 2614230

MY NOSE IS SO ITCHY ITCHY

No. 2614237

>>2614131
this picture is on the wall of my work cubicle. im looking at it right now instead of working

No. 2614245

>>2614181
Some psych majors are so annoying and pretentious. A dog could complete that degree but they try to act like geniuses online kek

No. 2614246

>>2614181
Oh my god PLEASE post screenshots idc how much you have to censor

No. 2614250

>>2614145
Are you okay
>>2614125
I can't say. I don't want to hurt their feelings, I just want to discourage them a little.

No. 2614253

>>2614184
A lot of dogs are like this. I don't know why, but I'd love to capitalize on it 100%. And truama likely has nothing to do with it. (Might be a scent thing? If the dog is around a lot of women with perfume or women dote on the dog excessively but men don't, likelt creates a bias.)
Can you nonas imagine having an aesthetically appealing let that is a misandrist? Holy cow.

No. 2614254

>>2614245
It's true. I have a psych degree and I only got it because it was one of the easiest degrees to get

No. 2614257

>>2614253
I think a lot of animals are like this around people they are less familiar with. I hate it when retards jump to conclusions based on it. "My dog doesn't like men in hats. He was clearly abused by hatted men!" Like fuck dude, you can't read the dogs mind, that's a hell of an assumption to make

No. 2614264

>>2614257
There is also that, yeah. But dogs get triggered over the stupidest shit too. (i.e. my dog losing her shit and snarling at a basket of white clothes that had a red sock in it - since they're colorblind she probably viewed it as another animal though)
Their reasoning behind is varies though. But. With anything that is capable of having false positives, some men pass as females in their eyes kek. I'm guessing most people are saying this based on their dog being selective on who they're comfortable with.

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No. 2614333

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>banned from the baiting and infighting thread for baiting and infighting

No. 2614334

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You will be a future meme

No. 2614349

My phone autocorrects nonny to ninny and it feels very mean. I think I would be more offended by being called a ninny than being called a faggot

No. 2614379

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>>2614333
It makes me so sad when I see dozens of replies to a deleted post on that thread but wasn't there to see what was actually said that caused the conflagration. It's easy enough to get the gist of it from context but it just isn't the same as having the primary source.

No. 2614393

fake + gay = lesbian with plastic surgery

No. 2614436

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>How it feels to ask an "innocent" question that you know is going to make the other party very mad

No. 2614438

>>2614349
Sometimes my phone autocorrects it to nonce kek

No. 2614453

I don't wanna work at McDonald's this week can I get PTO

No. 2614455

>>2614453
you haven't worked here for 90 days yet so you can't apply PTO. get back in the trenches

No. 2614461

>>2614455
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No. 2614464

>>2614436
Kek, based. This is me whenever someone randomly goes "Jkr is a bad person!" and i ask why. They never have a real answer.

No. 2614529

>>2614453
I keep telling myself I will buy myself something nice and yet everytime I go to mcdonalds everything looks meh. Doesn't help my employee discount isn't activated yet but at least I'm done with the hours of orientation videos.
Also there is this black girl in one of the training videos who was so hot. They had her sexually harassing a gay man it was painful because she was so cute.

No. 2614548

>>2614453
I saw this happen at a local Wendys, so not the same job, but management will find a reason to fire employees before they complete their 90 days. After 90 days, you're supposed to get a raise, and benefits kick in. Corporate doesn't want that. They have established management but otherwise keep training new hire after new hire because it's cheaper to keep on paying newbs low wages than it is to give consistent employees regular raises and PTO. In my state, you basically have no rights and can get let go for any reason. And they don't even care about the clusterfuck that results from always having inexperienced employees. Hope MickeyD's isn't like that.

No. 2614596

only 5 more repeats of impossible soul (25:34) and i can go home!

No. 2614599

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>>2614529
There's a new poster where I am of a woman reaching out, about to touch a terrified mans crotch area and nobody can take it seriously. It's like they picked the most stunning woman they could find to be in it. Ig to challenge stereotypes. Lots of hurrdurr I wouldn't stop her! It's pretty much fap material on the wall and been the number one cause of sexual conversations at work ever since it went up 2 weeks ago

No. 2614602

Why does taco bell smell like pussy genuinely WHY

No. 2614610

I just inhaled a 700 calorie pizza in like 10 minutes cause I smoked right before it what the fuck

No. 2614613

>>2614602
What kind of taco bell you got in your town, that's weird

No. 2614614

>>2614602
it's weird but i feel like cumin and unwashed pussy have this weirdly similar sharp smell, that's probably why. either that or the employees are very unwashed and sweaty idk

No. 2614615

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Saw a checked whiptail today. Nice to get some lesbian representation in my life.

No. 2614618

>>2614614
I think cumin smells like armpit and I looked it up recently and apparently it might share some molecular compounds with sweat/B.O. I'm not sure how accurate that information is though because I'm lazy

No. 2614621

>>2614618
Was just about to post that cumin always reminds me of armpits and not pussy

No. 2614622

>>2614599
I love how nobody except lying Redditors takes female on male "rape" seriously kek

No. 2614626

>>2614615
Cute!! I want to grab her.

No. 2614640

My god everything sucks ass

No. 2614653

>>2614614
Wait I just went to the kitchen and sniffed the ground cumin bottle and youre right… Now I know I guess.

No. 2614656

Past few days customers at stores have been asking if my dog is a service dog. Dude, if you’re not an employee don’t talk to me.

No. 2614659

narc grandma, dead uncle, workaholic dad, insecure friendless mother, autistic (successful) porn artist brother, autistic avoidant useless me, dawg what kind of family is this

No. 2614668

The vent thread can get so frustrating sometimes. If your vent isn't about
>sex
>relationship
>boyfriend
>someone you hate and have beef with
>family member(s)
>friends
No one replies or gives you any advice. The first two get the most replies too. I'm thinking of starting every vent with "boyfriend cheated on me but I looooove him and can't leave him what do nonnies?" To bait people into reading my actual vent after it lol
On a separate note, Rob Thomas has an interesting voice and singing style, wish his solo music didn't sound boring af.

No. 2614675

>>2614668
What do you want to vent about that you feel will get no attention

No. 2614677

>>2614668
Posts about suicide seem to get a lot of attention (though obviously I'm not gonna be bitter about anons consoling someone in a bad place)

No. 2614681

>>2614675
I already vented about various stuff and got no replies. Health, NEETdom status, some trauma and circumstances related stuff, longing for a specific lifestyle I can't have and feeling unfulfilled in life and so on. The only times I got replies they were infighting with me because they didn't like my vent I guess.

No. 2614685

>>2614677
Fair and understandable in that case. But I vented about something and the post right under mine was about sex and it got like 8 replies while mine 0. Amazing.

No. 2614687

>>2614668
Well people love to project and feel like they're an expert on a topic so I think those topics attract anons who already have something to say about it. If you vent about your unique situation or autistic special interest of course no one will reply. Speaking from experience. Do you have any recommended music from Mr. Thomas for us to peruse?

>>2614680

The ban is lifted. Welcome back

No. 2614691

>>2614687
So I'm a weirdo even in the weirdos central website. Great. Anyways vidrel is an example of Mr. 2 first names. Enjoy.

No. 2614693

>>2614668
It didnt used to be like this

No. 2614706

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My last remaining personal lolcow finally broke femcel-ery and got a discord boyfriend who chokes her and all she does now is post about fucking him everyday… its so boring. Now im realizing all her past cowish pickme behavior was just because she wasnt getting dick. Its actually crazy to me how somebodys life can revolve around getting dicked down that much. Well, it was fun while it lasted I guess.

No. 2614709

I’m making chicken curry with rice and naan for dinner tonight, what about you nonas?

No. 2614711

I hate genderbendshit. Leave my cute anime boys alone

No. 2614714

>>2614711
I miss when genderbends were just cute pieces of fanart like "here's what (character) would look like as a boy" instead of polarising tranny headcanon shit

No. 2614717

>>2614711
Same for years it's been either hentai boobs or tranny boobs. It used to be fun…

No. 2614720

>>2614709
Chicken and tatos with dried fruit (I need to go shopping).

No. 2614734

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>>2614714
Same, I used to love imagining it in an alternate universe way and now there’s people who think it’s actually possible. Usagi wouldn’t magically get 5 inches taller if she started hrt lmfao

No. 2614742

>>2614709
sounds tasty nonny. i'm probably just having bologna and cheese though because i'm still recovering from jaw surgery and can't eat super well yet. i'll be having sushi with my mother tomorrow for dinner though which is exciting

>>2614711
i like them when they turn some random animu girl into a cute bishie guy. doesn't happen enough though unfortunately

No. 2614777

>>2614742
I've never met anyone that got jaw surgery. What for?
It's Monday evening. I'm zooted. I'm drinking. I'm looking at this danish. Bee bee boo boo bop bee boo bop.

No. 2614811

>>2614120
>>2614250
kek this is about the tennafags isn't it? interesting how they don't get banned for "personalityfagging" yet nonas in another similar thread did…

No. 2614820

>>2614734
God i dislike "redraw this" trends so bad

No. 2614821

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i love edgy anime men but i would never ever ever play jrpgs those are SO BORING

No. 2614822

>>2614720
The fruit makes it feel intentional rather than just whatever is leftover in your fridge, at least to me kek
>>2614742
>jaw surgery
Sorry you’re going through that nona, you must be feeling okay if you can eat a sandwich though and are looking forward to sushi though. How long are you into your recovery?
I remember the first thing I ate when I felt well enough after jaw surgery was a chick-fil-a sandwich and waffle fries

No. 2614844

Nonnas be not alarmed but there is a Nissan Altima right behind me with a fucked up bumper. Am I going to make it home without it ramming me?

No. 2614845

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>>2614777
It was to fix an underbite that I had which would likely cause me some health problems later in life if I didn't take care of it now. They took my upper and lower jaw and rotated them so that they would align together better and so that my lips could close over my teeth easier because I used to have to put effort into closing my mouth at rest. I also got a genioplasty which basically puts a little implant in my chin to make it look nicer (that part was kinda just cosmetic tbh but it was a minor addition and it was worth it).
Also what kind of danish are you looking at? I had a bit of apple danish earlier today and it was really nice ngl

>>2614822
Tomorrow will mark 6 weeks since the operation! Technically I'm not supposed to be chewing anything until I get to 6 weeks post-op, but I started trying to chew yesterday and it wasn't too bad so I'm just sticking with some softer stuff for now. I'm very lucky that the recovery actually went so smoothly for me because I've heard some other people had it pretty rough. The only issues I'm facing now (other than the limited chewing being kinda annoying) is that my bottom lip and chin is still a little numb, but otherwise I'm doing just fine thankfully. What did you get jaw surgery for? If you don't mind me asking ofc

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She was so real for this

No. 2614889

>>2614882
This week on Derpina's Epic Win

No. 2614930

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Downloaded some new albums and listened to one today, actually banger from start to finish. Can't say which though. Then I went and decided to download some Chinese music from streaming services instead of my old YouTube to MP3 collection and damn, some of those songs and artists are so gatekept for some reason. On another hand I think I found the inventor of the sun kissed blush style that I hate.

No. 2614932

>>2614930
>faye wong
>gatekept
are you sure about that

No. 2614951

>>2614844
lmk how it went thank god it wasnt a giant white truck, those psychopaths will run you off the road

No. 2614952

>>2614932
Find me a single western streaming service or torrent I can pirate her songs off then. Not SoundCloud, not KKBOX. Her and Fei Fei Feng's and Chen Fen Lan's specific songs that I want the most are impossible to find anywhere that isn't YouTube. I don't want to pay for another Telegram bot subscription to pirate their stuff either although I'm pretty sure I couldn't find the songs I wanted on KKBOX either.

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>>2614952
nta but have you tried soulseek? i don't really know much about those artists but when i looked up faye wong i was able to find her music pretty easily. soulseek is what i use to download 90% of my music and my tastes can lean towards being a little obscure sometimes. the other 10% i usually use jpop80ss

No. 2614965

>>2614930
really? found this in seconds. I think the better phrase is "relatively inaccessible" because most people probably aren't going to go out of their way to dig it up if it's not packaged up and presented in a certain way, but it's not really barred off either.

No. 2614966

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Me singing to Noah Kahan's "New Perspective" and "Homesick" when I live in a 11 million people metropolis

No. 2614971

>>2614961
Yes, but couldn't find Red Bean by Faye Wong, Longing for a Spring Breeze by Feng Fei Fei, and The Moon Represents My Heart by Chen Fen Len. Literally every song is easy to find except these 3. The first one is on Spotify but reigon locked or taken down.

No. 2614973

>>2614965
Reread my post, I want to rip the digital tracks off streaming services, not YouTube. That or to get people's CD rips.

No. 2615028

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Anons how do I stop chasing moids and insisting they be my bf/husband? I can't seem to take no for an answer and I pursue them relentlessly

No. 2615048

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>>2614845
>why jaw surgery
One side of my face didn’t properly develop like the other and caused issues with my bite. I needed jaw surgery for similar reasons as you and so I could properly chew and swallow my food. My jaw was wired shut for a few months it sucked kek
>numb chin and lip
Happened to me too! I regained feeling after about three months if I remember correctly. The only lasting effect I have is that I can’t feel the top of my mouth so I am susceptible to burning it. Hope your recovery continues going well nonny and you regain feeling soon!

No. 2615083

why is my thumbs up emoji white by default on my macbook
is this racial discrimination

No. 2615092

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I'm so tired of people being so fake all the time. It fucks with me because I don't feel like anyone is ever really genuine. Even I find myself being fake around people I don't really know, which I know is normal (customer service position) but still. I like coming here because anons are real with each other. It's scary that everyone is putting on a front and I'll never know how someone actually thinks of me. Do they think I'm obnoxious? Are they only saying that to me to prompt me to respond a certain way so they can talk about what they want to talk about?

No. 2615095

>>2615092
you sound annoying. do you want people to straight up tell you that? of course they're not going to do that. people obsessed with authenticity are kind of offputting, because most people save their honest for specific and few people in their lives. putting up a front and using niceties is like the grease in the social machine.

No. 2615096

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>>2615092
same anon here but in the same vein, does anyone else feel like you have to talk really fast nowadays or something? I just noticed it the other day. I talk really fast because people either lose interest or they interrupt, or I can just tell that they're only waiting for me to finish so that they can talk. So I feel as though I need to speak quickly and get my piece of the conversation in. And I'm not super social so it's not like I'm blabbing and people are getting bored of my long-windedness… I can't remember the last time it felt like someone was really truly listening to me, and it makes me sad because I really listen to others and wish I could get the same in return.

No. 2615230

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If you were thrown into omegaverse, which one would you be: an alpha, beta, or omega? And why?

No. 2615236

>>2615230
An alpha so that I can impregnate beta women (at least that's how I think it works).

No. 2615237

>>2615230
Beta, so I can hopefully avoid the weird omega heat cycle and alpha pheromone huffing.

No. 2615238

>>2615230
Alpha probably

No. 2615241

>>2615230
I'm an alpha and I have a harem of omega women that I care for and protect from attacks.

No. 2615243

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>>2615230
Wait no I wanna be alpha so I can picrel.

No. 2615246

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No. 2615254

>>2615230
Beta because I've always been average in life but on the off chance I was an omega I'd immediately seduce a hot alpha woman and we'd pair bond or whatever the fuck. That or I kill myself

No. 2615260

>>2615230
I would want to be an omega, but everyone else is saying alpha so I will say alpha too to fit in.

No. 2615263

>>2615260
live your truth nonna

No. 2615267

>>2615230
It's between beta and omega for me, probably leaning more towards omega. I would want a big strong alpha woman to protect and mark me

No. 2615273

There's nothing to do at my job right now and the boss is here so I can't get out of the office and go on a stroll or go to a coffee shop. How do I keep myself busy? I'm so bored.

No. 2615287

>>2615273
Start a retarded infight that will drag on for the next 4-6 hours

No. 2615293

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lol cow……..laugh calf?

No. 2615307

>>2615287
I'm too uninspired to come up with a post that would piss everyone off and I don't want to upset my dear anons either.

No. 2615312

It's so fucking hot and I don't want to do anything but bed rot but I finally managed to do something about my mess and vacuum clean the entire apartment and some of the furniture (fucking cat fur). But it's so hot I can't even feel nice about finally getting my sweaty ass into gear.

No. 2615317

forgot my salad at home now i'm starving at work uggghhhhh

No. 2615318

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>>2615230
Beta, so I can be in a love triangle between an alpha and an omega and they argue between each other via marking me with their pheromones while I am clueless because a beta can't sense any of it.
>"A beta can't handle an alpha, she needs an omega who can be gentle."
>"What can an omega offer a woman? You'd rather be the woman."
>"REEEEEE"
>"REEEEEEEEE"
The omega can either be male or female.

No. 2615320

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my dad wants to borrow my kindle for when he goes on vacation but it's full of lowbrow lesbian erotica and smut fanfiction

No. 2615326

>>2615320
Tell him it would be unfair on others who want to borrow it if you let him borrow it, alternatively maim him so his vision is impaired.

No. 2615336

>>2615320
Just unload the books in calibre

No. 2615368

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>writing each of my long posts as one-paragraph bricks because I'm scared of farm hands thinking that me starting a new line means I come straight from reddit and never ever learned imageboard etiquette

No. 2615375

>>2615368
>instant 5 hour ban
>(USE YOUR ENTER KEY)

No. 2615376

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>>2615368
Not to be an accessibilityfag but this has been the bane of my existence for my entire life because I have astigmatism and mild dyslexia so big blocks of digital text are hard for me to read! I'm not reddit I'm just stupid!

No. 2615378

Normie-tier post but the thumbnail reminds me of dumbass shit threads threadpics kek

No. 2615382

>>2615368
Aw nona, there's no need to be so worried really. I think the redditspacing thing is just for when you hit the enter key twice for every paragraph instead of just starting a new line, which leaves an empty line between paragraphs.
So you can start a new line if you want to! It's the empty spaces that are considered obnoxious, in most cases.

No. 2615383

>check multiple threads in a row
>latest post on every single one is my own post
it's really time to go outside, isn't it

No. 2615391

>>2615378
The cats would probably do a better job than the average human politician

No. 2615392

>>2615382


Or when people write posts like this (don't ban me jannies I'm giving an example)

No. 2615393

>>2615392
I always thought maybe they're phone posting and accidentally hit the enter key before typing.

No. 2615397

>>2615392
For some reason when they do this I imagine them sitting down on the floor before starting to talk

No. 2615399

>>2615397
That's really funny actually, I'll start imagining that too now kek

No. 2615403

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>>2615382
Kaijuno I think provides a good example of reddit (tumblr?) spacing kek

No. 2615407

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i really love my doctor for giving me Zofran she probably saved my teeth and esophagus by doing that. (i get nauseous very easily)

No. 2615411

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You're baiting and infighting in Unpopular Opinions because you want attention. I'm baiting and infighting in Unpopular Opinions because I love peering into the minds of my fellow woman and being put in my place. We are not the same.

No. 2615412

>>2615411
another day another gay

No. 2615414

>>2615392
Sometimes you just want to quickly send your message kek. You dan really tell that a lot of nonnas and the mods here are truly autistic (not ironically like legitimately autistic) when they’re so anal about typing styles and shit. All users here post on other websites, it’s not a crime?

No. 2615415

>>2615414
But how does that example even happen, much less happen quickly? It just feels so inorganic kek

No. 2615417

>>2615414
This place would rapidly degrade to the quality of the worst posts on Twitter and Reddit if we let people post however they want. It's funny when it's a mistake or a one-off but I would shoot myself if everyone was typing all quirky and taking up the whole screen with their 800 line breaks

No. 2615420

>>2615415
Adrenaline of being in an infight/interjecting yourself in an infight you were never included in kekkk
>>2615417
I mean… nobody really reads anybody’s long posts anymore. The mobilization of everything has caused people to respond more with symbols and tidbits not really longposting spergery, which mostly belongs in /m/ and /snow/. I think the problem of both of those places is rooted from general problems with the internet like more accessibility, less quality, quick gratification, which the mods and admin encourage here as well by caving into mass reporters, nuking certain threads then suspiciously bringing them back, allowing certain forms of thought and typing styles to exist here compared to others to keep the echo chamber clean. It’s all the same slop, you just have to pick your poison and this happens to be the poison I’m always drawn to for some reason kek

No. 2615429

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why am i filled with such seething bitter resentment for the tiniest things? its driving me nuts that one of my friends keeps borrowing my shit incessantly, first its my ipad for illustrations she doesnt have have to do but I DO and she's got her grip on it and then its my iphone bc her phone doesnt take good photos apparently, it may be classist but buy your own shit bitch, you don't even attend this college on scholarship and your family's got two houses in your hometown, dont tell me you cant afford it

No. 2615438

>>2615414
It's more about when anons do it on every post, making them identifiable on what's supposed to be an anon site
>>2615429
Lending tech to people (even friends) is whack. Get your stuff back anon

No. 2615472

>>2615414
Welcome to imageboards.

No. 2615477

>>2615414
>all users here post on other websites
Speak for yourself kek

No. 2615513

>>2615230
I want to be an alpha but deep down I know I'm just a beta. Not an omega though that's for sure.

No. 2615524

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Good morning nonnies, I need to do errands today including at the target where I always see troons. Last time I went I didn’t see any but did see a group of teens with those therian animal ears and tails meowing in the kitchen appliances. I’ll update you if I see anything weird, I hope you all have a wonderful day today!

No. 2615528

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>>2615376
nta It's gotten so bad with how some anons don't even use punctuation that I have to hold up my finger to reach each section, line by line, to maintain some degree of reading comprehension. I don't even have any disabilities related to it, I'm just getting old.

No. 2615542

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The local bakery was selling leftover cake pieces for cheap so I bought a couple of red velvets to surprise my roomie with. It's been so long since I last ate cake, especially red velvet, it was so good I scarfed it down in no time and I'm now eyeing the other piece like a hungry hyena.

No. 2615555

I need the oasis fags to go find a fucking job cause I'm tired of seeing this shit on my front page every morning

No. 2615576

>>2615555
it's either oasis brotherfucker fujos or luigi hybristofags, pick one

No. 2615606

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Love/hate when I call an anon retarded and then I catch them in another thread continuing to be retarded

No. 2615647

>>2615230
A beta, specifically so that I can be holier than thou about the whole thing. I'd post about Alphas and Omegas with disdain, and I'd keep getting red texted as the beta-sperg
>>2615318
Second reason is so I can be the aloof love interest to my husbando, but that's off the record

No. 2615789

>>2615576
The luigiwives were purged. The incest fujos might have their day of reckoning yet.
May lolcor be better for it.

No. 2615795

(transcribed from a group chat):
>Me: So I can only fit two fingers right now
>Friend A: Sounds like Friend B lol
>Friend B: UHM EXCUSE ME, I just tried and I can actually fit four! But it's tight
>Friend A: I can also fit four, and I agree that it's kinda tight to properly get the last finger in there.
>Friend A: And yes, I had to spontaneously try while I was inside [popular brand store].
The conversation was about my lockjaw and how much I can open my mouth at the moment

No. 2615814

>>2615795
KEK also
>mfw I suffer from lockjaw and I end up doing this test daily
Friend A is me on my good days

No. 2615821

File: 1753203421914.jpg (61.37 KB, 500x545, 1000039020.jpg)

>>2615230
Alpha is the only correct answer. I'd run amok inspiring chaos and jealousy with my pheromones, protect harems of omegas everywhere, and ward off rivals with my Alpha Growl. I would also have the ABO equivalent of a homoerotic relationship with another alpha (who would still be subservient to me ofc). What a blessed existence.

No. 2615842

>>2614951
I turned down a road I don’t live on so they could pass me sooner and I could maintain the integrity of my car’s rear bumper for another day. I guess that sorts me into house omega.
>>2615368
I’ve been saying it for years but redditspacing was invented by a random farmhand and has never been real. Adding breaks in big paragraphs has existed on the internet since usenet.

No. 2615849

>>2615230
A beta. LC in the Omegaverse would have multiple threads dedicated to alpha and omega antics with the based beta Stacies laughing at them.

No. 2615852

>>2615842
Redditspacing is a thing on 4moids too though

No. 2615862

>>2615849
I feel like women alphas would absolutely fucking HATE moid alphas kek

No. 2615866

>>2615862
I feel this way too. We'd go for beta or omega males. At least I would.

No. 2615887

>>2615852
I never saw it ever on 4troon, but I stopped posting there in like 2010 and I don’t think reddit became a big thing until later.

No. 2615941

What is an omega

No. 2615946

>>2615941
every nonny itt

No. 2615970

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>>2615946
>mfw I am alpha but I have sexual hangups so I’m stuck here with you dumb omegas

No. 2615975

>>2615382
>So you can start a new line if you want to! It's the empty spaces that are considered obnoxious, in most cases.
Nah you can actually get banned for making a normal new line now >>2602112

No. 2615979

>>2615941
>Alpha = normal looking guy but he has a dick that knots like a dog. An alpha has "ruts" where he wants to breed an omega.
>Beta = normie human, exempt from the bullshit
>Omega = hermaphrodite male where he looks like a normal guy with a fully working human male penis, but he has a uterus inside his ass somewhere. An omega will have "heats" where he will want to be bred by an alpha.

No. 2615990

>>2615975
Christ, that's a bit much. I'm guessing it's because that anon started a new line after just one word? I don't think that's the norm, though, as far as posting style bans go.

No. 2615995

>>2615979
I really need to find that manga I read years ago that explained in detail how the anatomy of an omega works, x-rays included

No. 2615996

Thinking about how Supernatural fangirls invented the Omegaverse and it just spread so much now we have literal Chinese dramas with it.

No. 2616004

File: 1753210013890.gif (1.72 MB, 1024x1024, 87965.gif)

Sometimes it makes me uncomfortable when people dance to aggressively or stompy

No. 2616067

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I've always had an aversion towards streaming services ever since I knew they existed, but after visiting a relative and watching something on Netflix I think I'm swaying anons. Not because of convenience or something, because I know where to find what I want to watch no problem, but because it's such a big selection of movies and shows I would never have considered or even heard of otherwise. Isn't it even possible to download stuff from there? I think a friend of mine watched Squid Game offline somehow when she went on a road trip. But then again, it's apparently $17 a month already and I don't think I watch nearly enough to justify that. The subscription tier with ads is about $6 but fuck that, I'm not going to pay money to watch ads. Wasn't it something like $12 just a few years ago? It's a difference of only $5 but still…

No. 2616073

>>2616067
These blocks have bpd smiles

No. 2616074

>>2616067
Tbh there's not shit on Netflix. It's a lot of movies and shows that suck. Start a jellyfin server and torrent what you wanna watch or Google [show] watch online free.

No. 2616075

>>2616067
A pirate life's for you, nonnie

No. 2616078

>>2616067
It's unironically not worth it. Either do what >>2616074 says and set up a server and torrent everything or go to /r/Piracy and just use one of the recommended streaming sites with an adblock. They're basically Netflix but better and they instantly upload everything from Netflix anyway

No. 2616082

>>2616067
>but because it's such a big selection of movies and shows I would never have considered or even heard of otherwise.
Feels like the total opposite to me. Pirate sites have a way bigger (and better) selection.

No. 2616087

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>>2616067
I totally get this nonna and I can relate. I never use streaming services and just pirate/mirror, but I recently used my parent's Netflix account to watch something that I couldn't find on my typical private tracking site (I probably could've found it elsewhere but eh I was lazy), and now just browsing around is kinda neat and it's giving me more ideas for things to watch that I wouldn't have considered before. I don't think it's worth the money by any means, and navigating through the app (at least on tv) is very obnoxious because if you look at a title for more than two seconds it starts playing the trailer without asking and it bothers the shit out of me, but it's pretty neat nonetheless. I understand why more normie types would pay for it even though there are free alternatives.

Also unrelated but I miss the older Netflix ui. There's technically an even older one but the ~2011-2013 style is what I like the most.

No. 2616102

Me rn

No. 2616163

Eating food I made, I hate that I feel like I would be much more willing to think its delicious if I had gotten it as fast food.
Its like part of me needs to deny that I could make something worthy of buying in take out.

No. 2616189

alright nonnies, are there any good foreign adult animated shows on netfilx that i could watch?

No. 2616200

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no matter how much I hate being cursed with a menstrual cycle, I would never wish to be born male because if I was male I would probably be straight and therefore unable to appreciate cute 2d boys

No. 2616205

>>2616189
Sometimes I look at the fetish art thread and it unironically makes me grateful I wasn't born a man

No. 2616206

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No. 2616237

>>2616067
My gripe is with their documentaries. There's a few topics I'm obsessed with.. years deep and then netflix will make a half assed doc about it. Once netflix does that you'll never be able to talk about that topic online again without bad info from netflix being parrotted. Everywhere. On every discussion. The same few lines. The same half of the story. Any details left out of the netflix doc can't be true. You must just be making them up. SOurce. Source. Source? Why didn't netflix mention that if that happened?? It goes on and on.

idk how many lil communities have been driven insane after netflix drops a doc and lots of new people show up like.. askually the 40 min netflix doc told me everything I need to know and you people who've been reading up on it for a decade or more are wrong and don't know shit.

No. 2616240

It always makes me kek at how tif's think going on T will make their voices lower and really it just gives them helium voice. Good thinking, God!

No. 2616243

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the two new dudes i have to train at work tomorrow… are DUDES! who tf let this happen!!

No. 2616250

Sometimes I wonder if any anons have posted in the nigel brag thread only to end up breaking up with him

No. 2616259

>>2616237
Thank you so much for voicing this. I'm so tired of slop Netflix documentaries shitting up interesting mysteries.

No. 2616261

>>2616250
I would love a “where are they now” update kek

No. 2616267

>>2616250
>>2616261
there's these two from a few years ago
>>>/g/297894
>>>/g/297898

No. 2616363

>>2616237
Documentaries in general are trash. I can't help but think people really think they're informed from watching them, when they're just as emotionally manipulative and full of slop as any other TV entertainment program. I can't really watch them anymore because of how manipulative and shallow most of them are.

No. 2616384

I miss old iDubbbz. Pouring one out for the old days

No. 2616413

I don't believe people who insist coffee makes them sleepy, they sound just like those guys insisting "what do you mean, it's not even that cold hahaha" when wearing shorts in 2°C weather. That's like saying drinking beer makes you sober.

No. 2616415

>>2616413
I think coffee can make you sleepy cause its a warm drink and can make you feel relaxed or tired

No. 2616423

>>2616413
I don't feel sleepy drinking coffee, but I don't feel awake, either. Some days I drink coffee before bed and it has never interfered with my sleep.
I do feel the need to poop from it sometimes, though.

No. 2616458

>>2616413
Coffee doesn't make me sleepy but I do feel it when the caffeine wears off. I can barely tell when it kicks in kek.

No. 2616460

>>2616415
Nta but caffeine is a drug.

No. 2616490

>>2616413
I do believe them and immediately clock them as having a high tolerance to caffeine. I finally kicked my addiction a year or so ago and only drink it as an emergency measure (read: I stayed up too late before a work day) very rarely and now it feels like I drank liquid crack. It's almost distracting how much energy I get from it now. I feel like a schizo because everyone around me regularly drinks it and acts as if caffeine isn't an addictive chemical and that it's okay to be so addicted that you're fucking irritable until you've had your "morning pick-me-up". I've done no research on it, but I just know in my heart of hearts that this shit is poison only to be indulged in on specific occasions.

No. 2616505

>>2616413
I barely ever have caffeine and it does genuinely make me sleepy. I don't have an explanation, I just think there is something deeply wrong with me kek. When I was on a stimulant medication years ago I used to be able to take it, feel sleepy, and then go to sleep a couple of hours later

No. 2616506

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>>2616413
I'm not a coffee drinker but I do like to drink tea that has caffeine sometimes and when I do I can sometimes feel drowsy afterward. This usually is either because of a high caffeine tolerance making it so that your body creates more receptors in your brain than adenosine molecules, which causes lower dosages of caffeine to be ineffective in blocking adenosine to receptor connections. Or alternatively the body is absorbing caffeine so fast that the effects of blocking adenosine wear off quickly and thereby cause sleepiness due to the molecules no longer being blocked and quickly being allowed to connect to receptors once again.
Me personally I think my issue is probably the latter because I try to intentionally limit my caffeine consumption. Both my mother and sister can't wake up and function properly unless they have their morning cup of coffee and I worry about developing a similar addiction if I'm not careful kek. Caffeine has never really helped me anyway in terms of keeping me awake, at best it just makes me feel jittery and uneasy if I have too much.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326443#overview
https://www.news-medical.net/health/The-Reasons-Why-You-Might-Feel-Tired-After-Drinking-Coffee.aspx

No. 2616527

>>2616413
Isn't this an ADHD thing? My psychologist actually spoke about this with me, kek. Not explicitly with coffee, but anything regarding caffeine.

No. 2616542

>>2616413
Stimulants have the opposite effect on people with autism and adhd. If coffee calms you down you are probably a sperg with something broken in there.

Also heard tobacco calms simptoma of schizophrenia.

No. 2616555

>>2616413
I drink it alongside my SSRI that has drowsiness as a side effect and make those two fight in my digestive system for dominance

No. 2616562

Id marry katy perry. Im not gay but she deserves devotion and Orlando bloom should have been shot when he was photographed outside a bar with drug addiction selena gomez during their first break before marriage. In my personal hot 100 album chart One of the Boys stays relevant.

No. 2616574

Nonas I saw an awful video of someone frankensteining aluminum to a broken gear and when I checked the comments it was just all trannies. Every single critical response is from a troon. This shouldn't bother me but it did. I wouldn't even mind if it were normal men but the air stunk of AGP I almost gagged. I love being a machinist but these cannot be the people who are representing my job online help me nonas

No. 2616585

>>2616555
You remind me of that really stupid tumblr post that goes
>Mix DayQuil and NyQuil to create Quil

No. 2616589

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All the weird autistic fixations I had in middle school/high school seem to get popular online 10 years later. I was 14 watching Clone High on youtube in 5 parts in 2007 back when one season shows were (relatively) still hard to find and then during lockdown it blew up so hard they finally uncancelled it. unfortunately I got made fun of so hard for all the weird shit I was in to and now every few months something I used to like gets huge

No. 2616590

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Where the Diddy fans at?

No. 2616593

>>2616460
Well yeah but

No. 2616599

>>2616589
>now every few months something I used to like gets huge

i blame tiktok for this. they're bunch of posers i tell ya

No. 2616601

>>2607170
I just realized I've never met a British Furry before

No. 2616608

no because I'll never forget the time this guy who clearly liked me asked me what movies I like and I told him horror and gore or crime documentaries and then he said why so I explained it (looking back in way too much detail) and then he quit the next day

No. 2616609

Britbong. Nip. Burger. Leaf. My nonna used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Admin kept balance between the Britbong Tribes, Nip Kingdom, Burger Nation, and Leaf Nomads. But that all changed when the Burger Nation attacked.

No. 2616612

>>2616590
Poor Diddy, he should kill Puff for changing his name and being a sex trafficker

No. 2616619

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My sister is contemplating getting filler from a woman who has some questionable chin filler. I wish i was joking, but this image is an accurate representation of what the aesthetician looks like.

No. 2616638

>>2616608
Well why do you like those movies nona

No. 2616640

>>2616608
>no because
who are you answering

No. 2616645

I'm so detached from youth culture. I have no fucking clue who benson boone is or have ever saw Sydney sweeney or zendaya act in anything and frankly, I dont give a damn. I would struggle to name celebrities under 25.

No. 2616657

>>2616612
He barely shows up in Bananza. I love Diddy and i fear Nintendo will throw him under the bus from now on.

No. 2616658

>>2616608
Nona… how old are you?

No. 2616663

>>2616608
What did you say? Tell us anons

No. 2616664

People who hold on to stuff are so dumb, if something happened three days ago you need to start putting in the effort to get over it

No. 2616668

>>2616664
What if your whole family was brutally murdered three days ago, does that still apply?

No. 2616669

>>2616664
I feel called out (three days also feels not that long ago to me)

No. 2616671

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Only about a month until pumpkin cream cold brews the year has gone by so fast kek

No. 2616675

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>>2616671
I'm excited for halloween this year! Last year I didn't care but this year it will be fun and festive. Or else

No. 2616681

>>2616664
i actually wish i could hold onto grudges better. i feel so wishy-washy when i'm able to just move on from something and not care after a few hours or whatever. it makes me feel like i lack conviction

No. 2616683

>>2616671
I was telling my mom today that when fall comes around I would make her some pumpkin pancakes!

No. 2616684

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>>2616683
I will eat them all anon

No. 2616686

>>2616589
Clone high was my favorite show when it aired when I was in high school and I only had one other friend who watched it and thought it was funny. I only saw the first 2 episodes of the reboot and it just wasn't the same

No. 2616688

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>>2616683
I want to make pumpkin soup this year

No. 2616691

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>>2616684
You’re more than welcome to join us nonny, the more the merrier!
>>2616688
That sounds so good. I want to get more creative with my fall foods this year besides pumpkin bread and apple butter

No. 2616695

>>2616686
The original season truly was ahead of its time. It deserved more seasons but only during the original run. The reboot had nothing to parody and stunted millennial writers who were too cowardly to recreate the humor of the original.

No. 2616697

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>>2616671
Samefag this made me start shopping for cute cardigans and sweaters before they become full price when they’re in season

No. 2616699

>>2616675
Me too nona I love going to pumpkin patches and eating apple donuts
>>2616683
Oooh that sounds really good, pumpkin pancakes with some nutella

No. 2616755

File: 1753250061632.jpeg (56.28 KB, 749x744, 1752707594936.jpeg)

>trigger trannies in tiktok comment sections
>they say (insert hon) probably looks better than me
>use the image comment feature to reply with a pic of a troon saying "no I look better"
>they roast tf out of the troon thinking it's actually me
>post full image revealing it's a tranny
>backpedaling olympics begin

No. 2616768

>>2616755
ily nonnie

No. 2616794

found a reel on some DDLG cow with milk and screenshots ripped straight from my lolcor, what the fuck

No. 2616803


No. 2616804

found a reel on some DDLG cow with milk and screenshots ripped straight from my lolcor, what the fuck

No. 2616851

every time i drink now i get awful diarrhea. anyone know why this would happen its never been a problem in the 6 years ive been drinking. currently sitting on the toilet dying and suffering. i was worried i had h pylori a couple weeks ago but idk.

No. 2616876

>>2616851
Mix psyllium husk into your drinks and report back on the results

No. 2617075

>>2617071
not sure what she's doing, but the sperm determines the sex of the baby

No. 2617076

My aunt always said to get a girl you need to do X, to get a boy you need to do Y, and since she got the exact genders she has wanted ever since she was a preteen for her kids, I'll fully commit to the belief if her fifth turns out to be the one she wants it to be, too.

No. 2617077

>>2617071
I fully believe in the power of female intuition especially as it relates to birth

No. 2617126

I wanna sperg about a niche franchise's shitass decision on the lore but I don't think any thread has a place where I can vomit about it. I would try social media but the moids that see it are usually blinded by gacha tits and stunlocked and can't provide any critique. The lore is kinda dumb but super relevant to today since irl we are headed towards how it was and I love how many parallels we're forming.

No. 2617251

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Work work work

No. 2617268

>>2617076
Well, what does she do?

No. 2617293

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I thank ye weather gods for giving me rain as a relief from this neverending scorching heat this evening so I can bake the cakes I promised my friends I will bring tomorrow without dying in the process

No. 2617318

My aunt fought with her husband who is very strict and controlling and she was coerced to marry, so she took her daughters, called my uncle who lives nearby, and traveled across cities to start living with my grandma. My other uncle gives her money because he's rich af. They're not divorced yet but I hope they do get divorced and she wins custody. All of this has started her feminist arc and she vents to me about how she hates men and she started reading feminist literature and theory because of this. I hope she abandons religion next and we can hate religion together just like we hate men together.

No. 2617331

>>2617318
Which religion?

No. 2617350

>>2617318
Kek my mom read a random Buzzfeed article that came up on Apple News about emotional labor. It’s been about two weeks and she bought the Feminine Mystique, read it once, then read it again with a highlighter, and keeps talking about it with her friends. I’m wondering if I should get her some more feminist literature or just let her be.

No. 2617362

>>2617331
I omitted it on purpose, don't feel like dealing with any infights or something, sorry.
>>2617350
Start talking to her about that stuff to gage out if she's serious and really interested in it, then get her the book as a gift for a special occasion or something.

No. 2617374

og nonnie

No. 2617415

>>2616851
I'm sorry nona, that happens to me too now. I was scared that I had some kind of digestive disease but after I quit drinking for a month all of my issues mysteriously disappeared. I think it's just our membranes being increasingly irritated over time and we can't handle it anymore. Boo.

Real talk, as >>2616876 mentioned something that HAS helped for me is drinking a glass of psyllium husk in water (not into your drinks haha) before or after drinking. It soaks everything up so that even if you still get cramps the next morning, everything is more solid and it's not buring lava from hell

No. 2617442

Made some banger noodles with vegetables, eggs, and cheese slices a while ago. Crisped the leftovers the next day and they were so good. I can't remember what I put in them and I think I lack some of the ingredients and can't make it atm. The craving is killing me though.

No. 2617457

>>2617362
We have been talking about it, I do think she’s interested in it but I am not sure what aspects particularly appeal. Are there any texts your aunt has liked in particular?
I’m thinking of
>Right Wing Women by Dworkin
>The Second Sex by Beauvoir
>Trans by Joyce
as potential books to get her next but am open to hearing other suggestions.

No. 2617468

>>2617457
My aunt liked a bit of a local writer in our language. That writer was attacked for her looks, her takes, and they went on a witchunt against her because she was an atheist allegedly. She died of natural causes and they celebrated her death.

No. 2617530

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Me trying to explain the tamerverse lore and story so far to a semi-normie friend and realizing halfway through I'm going to have to do a "HOL UP LEMME EXPLAIN" when it comes to all the fart jokes and 2000-esque humor in case she wants to look into it herself and decide to deleted what I've sent so far instead in silent shame.

No. 2617568

>>2614464
I'm jealous. Whenever I do that, I just get "She's transphobic, duh" and I can't ask for them to elaborate without making it obvious I know more than I let on initially lol

No. 2617578

I'm too full to finish the last triangle of my sandwiches. It will never reach the final resting place of it's sandwich family. I've condemned this triangle to eternal loneliness because of my hubris.

No. 2617585

>>2617578
Or it gets to go on an amazing journey to sites its other sandwich family could never dream.

No. 2617588

>>2617568
I was visiting a friend when she mentioned a local coffee chain that she called “TERF Coffee”. I asked why and apparently the company was accused of being transphobic to their trans employees. So I asked what they did specifically to their trans employees and she actually didn’t know. I googled it and it was one troon employee who was let go after repeated dress code violations which they portrayed as being transphobic kek

No. 2617596

>>2617585
I'll leave it at the bus stop. Either it goes on an adventure or is a tasty snack for the birds. Your life is yours now sandwich.
I hope you find it in your fillings to forgive me some day.

No. 2617677

I'm too weak. I want all the fat in my body to be replaced with MUSCLE. I need to be stronk. I'm going to eat enough protein to kill a grown horse and workout much more.

No. 2617687

File: 1753305678865.png (529.92 KB, 495x621, cookie-clicker.png)

I've spent the last two days playing Cookie Clicker. I can stop for months but once I get going again I'm hooked. Why? It's not even fun. It's just number goes up. There's not even any ads. Why make this?

No. 2617689

>>2617687
I ruined the mousepad on my laptop playing this game and now I have had hand cramps for 3 years pushing on it to make it click. Delete it before you destroy yourself.

No. 2617708

>>2617588
Would become my new favorite coffee place

No. 2617713

>>2617588
damn why can’t I have any terf-y coffee places here in my area; all my fav ones are pro-trans, and the one against the grain is anti-abortion, fuck

No. 2617725

>>2617689
I'm just going to build up enough to get the 77b clover. I lost my last save so I just want to have that ready in case I relapse again kek

No. 2617780

File: 1753310270497.png (209.45 KB, 537x523, l.png)

was this fake yellow lafufu that you had lost? or this 24k gold original labubu?

No. 2617802

File: 1753311087000.webp (731.18 KB, 1000x667, aicqi9JPcmzwj72zBZMQFF.webp)

Watching Love Island is making me realize that a lot of men are not even slightly attractive unless they have a beautiful women next to them.

No. 2617808

I have been thinking that it's so unfortunate that beautiful women are so wasted on how ugly the majority of men. It's so common that the woman is way better looking than a man she is with.

No. 2617809

NONNIES THERE IS A WASP STUCK IN MY KITCHEN AAAAAAA HELP ME

The stupid fucker came in through the open window (not sure who's more stupid now, us or the wasp lol) and it's trying to leave but keeps flying to the top edge of the window. We can't open the window from the top, but it's still open at the bottom…

No. 2617810

File: 1753311472932.jpg (106.67 KB, 1280x720, 68734477892ec-media_69405bc8d3…)

>>2617802
Samefag. I should clarify that I specifically mean men who are supposed to be handsome. It's like the cheerleader effect but for couples. I'll think a guy is attractive and then I realize "oh, the woman was just pretty"
>>2617809
Spray it with soap and water, or rubbing alcohol.

No. 2617816

File: 1753311917956.jpg (33.79 KB, 270x360, thiswholetime.jpg)

Was no one going to tell me that Patti Harrison is trans?

No. 2617822

>>2617816
Looks like a ladyboy

No. 2617827

>>2617816
Most people can tell by her voice and how she looks but your reaction must be very flattering

No. 2617832

I kind of envy the anons in the LADS and Uma Musume threads. It's been a long time since I've been able to muster anything other than mild curiosity towards any media. Glad they're having fun though.

No. 2617835

>>2617802
As an island dweller. Love Island gave me unrealistic expectations of finding love. It's mostly seagulls.

No. 2617846

>>2617827
is that you Patti 0_0(0_0)

No. 2617859

A few days ago I sat on the toilet and an ant was there, I didn't see it or know before sitting so I didn't kill it, I sat on it and it bit my buttcheek. The bite was huge, swollen and itchy for 2 days. Lesson learned: always check for ant before sitting on the toilet. But also why tf are there ants in the toilet? They're so hungry they resorted to eating shit now?

No. 2617860

>>2617846
lupone? farmer vibes TBH

No. 2617864

>>2617687
Many video games are functionally just pushing buttons to make numbers go up. So long as it's not interfering with your productivity or causing you injuries, it's fine to get sucked into a game ocasionally.

No. 2617865

>>2617859
Are you the same anon who found ants eating her pussy juice, or are ants just uniquely degenerate this year

No. 2617866

>>2617802
Why am I seeing so many comments about this show no matter what website I am on. I can’t escape it, I’m tired of seeing these ugly men.

No. 2617867


No. 2617869

>>2617859
I wipe every toilet seat with a piece of toilet paper before I do anything else, no matter if it's a toilet at someones house, a public one or mine, and with the amount of times the paper had tiny wet droplets on it even though the seat looked dry this is for sure a habit I'll keep doing until I'm 98.

No. 2617870

>>2617816
I had no idea who this was and thought it was george harrisons kid lmao

No. 2617877

>>2617865
No but I remember her story fondly. The heat must be destroyed the ants' brains.
>>2617869
You're on the right track.

No. 2617879

File: 1753316048561.jpg (264.99 KB, 828x561, 1000006660.jpg)

prenchy pry acabago bananga

No. 2617888

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No. 2617889

Fuckin… Watchen the telly aight… Then comes on some advertisin', Danon, like… Though I canny tell if the lady sayin' "DAN-in" or "dan-ON", innit?
Think that's how the sketch goes

No. 2617893

>>2617457
>Beauvoir
Oh hey. Is that gross woman who groomed underaged students into fucking her gross husband and also signed the nonce petition against age of consent laws in France.

No. 2617896

>>2617859
The ants around my house are too small to bite thankfully, but they do hang around the toilet sometimes. I'm assuming because it's a water source.

No. 2617919

I never thought i would actually be sad that conventions dont have this sort of atmosphere anymore…

No. 2617927

File: 1753319226077.jpg (20.36 KB, 474x355, 1000024553.jpg)

Why on earth is this fucker "Radon" in Japanese but "Rodan" in English

No. 2617931

>>2617927
Maybe because of the association with the toxic gas?

No. 2617971

File: 1753322620665.png (691.92 KB, 616x717, hmmm.png)

I'm Staceymaxxing these days and it feels good. I'm beautiful I'm skilled and everybody likes me yay.

No. 2617982

>>2617971
My favourite tattoo of all time I would show everyone this if I had it.

No. 2618004

>>2617888
Dutch is not a real language

No. 2618022


No. 2618081

I have a feeling this girl I know is secretly crazy and I just noticed her personal instagram is set as a business one. Business instagrams let you see the cities people who view your page are from. She's in no way in influencer either so it's weird she has it turned on.

No. 2618089

I need to find a new girlfriend or boyfriend soon. I literally just keep fantasizing about having someone to snuggle under thick, warm comforters while we sleep. I dont really want to do all of the other dating stuff, I dont even want to kiss (they can kiss me though). I would just like to sleep. being physically close while doing nothing at all - I bet astrology nonnas can guess my mars sign kek.

No. 2618099

idk how it is for others but I'm so glad that when you hang out with friends nowadays you no longer risk getting stuck on youtube for hours and polite laughing whenever anyone shows their favorites because you all have different shit tier meme humor, while also hoping that nobody pulls up a 10+ minute unfunny shit video with them going "no it gets good soon I swear!"

No. 2618101

>>2618099
Yeah instead you try to talk to someone and they open a conversation with “Hey have you seen the video that goes like-“ “No” silence

No. 2618110

I think it is so cool that humans have made a unified number system, way to tell time, and a unified way to write music. We are good for something!

No. 2618112

>>2617888
I agree Chhhhert

No. 2618114

>>2618101
Good thing my friends know I don't have tiktok so they don't bother with that kek

No. 2618125

>>2617896
Are the horny ants at it again

No. 2618140

File: 1753341724811.gif (20.81 KB, 220x220, seething and sobbing.gif)

>bitterly watching my friends and a bitch i hate work backstage at a couture show that i was taken off the list for no reason

No. 2618211

The only thing I like about chatgpt is that I can use it to learn about history and ask it to explain shit while I'm reading it. Anyway I'm trying to learn about Islam lol. I don't know shit about it and didn't even realise Mecca was an actual place lmao

No. 2618273

you know what’s funny i distinctly remember being like 10 and imagining my 16 year old self as a stacy. 10 year old me REALLY didn’t wanna accept the fact that she’s a major sperg and always will be lmao

No. 2618296

File: 1753358748118.jpg (484.11 KB, 972x1422, Screenshot_20250720_223554_Fac…)

What did Facebook mean by showing me this

No. 2618299

>>2618296
so when people say they're doing "so so" this is what they mean?

No. 2618304

File: 1753359078378.jpeg (19.22 KB, 275x204, 1612730520902.jpeg)

Nonnies… working out literally changes your life. It should be illegal for all humans to not exercise at least 3 times a week. I feel reborn.

No. 2618316

A lot of ass here right now

No. 2618339

The punchable faces thread is so bon appetite so fucking good and so funny, reading through the old ones are satisfying kekk

No. 2618340

File: 1753361031564.jpg (49.04 KB, 719x554, Screenshot_20250724_224252_Bra…)

>>2618296
What the hell is that?!

>>2618299
kek

No. 2618344

>>2618316
Sorry, I'll leave

No. 2618345

I'm straight edge without the edge

No. 2618479

Had a banger breakfast with crispy fired runny yolk eggs, scallions pancake, some cheddar cheese, arugula, red bell peppers, and cheery tomatoes. With some milk tea on the side. Was watching a show albeit a boring one while eating and all of a sudden I hear loud yelling and for a second I thought it was a mistake in the show, paused it and realized the neighbors are fighting within themselves. Not the first time either. From what I understand it's a mom, dad, sons and daughters, and the sons' and daughters' spouses all living in the same house. So they end up getting tired of each other and fighting. Maybe not having a family is a good thing after all…

No. 2618483

>>2618345
Blunt pizza cutter?!?!?

No. 2618505

>>2618099
Last time there was a group of friends over at my place one brought their moid who asked if I had a chromecast. When I said yeah he just proceeded to start casting old SNL skits to my living room tv without asking and just laughed at them by himself.
I prefer the shitty memes.

No. 2618509

File: 1753367747818.gif (1.6 MB, 376x200, 200.gif)

Tunesdays always make me so happy, I don't know why I don't make time for them more often. Nonnas have such amazing music taste. I love you all.

No. 2618581

Trying to cope by organizing my thoughts, regardless of how stupid they are. First up is the list of possibilities as to why life specifically hates and targets me and why this place feels so broken and empty:
>Alien, how I got here is unclear
>Perfectly normal human being, I just got sent to the wrong universe/timeline
>Cursed by past karma (must have been an absolute asshole)
>Cursed by someone currently
>This is actually a prison planet and we're all doing time for crimes committed on our respective homeworlds
>The rapture already occurred and the leftovers had their minds wiped. We're not damned, just shuffling around in a dead world

No. 2618606

>>2618581
>This is actually a prison planet and we're all doing time for crimes committed on our respective homeworlds
What crimes did you think you've been doing?

I probably just napped through a catastrophic event I should have supervised or something. No idea why the universe constantly rewards me for taking responsibilities otherwise. I dont want that shit

No. 2618610

>>2618296
Well, do you know him? Was Facebook right?

No. 2618612

File: 1753370594911.gif (61.94 KB, 498x346, patrick-star-spongebob.gif)

"Steam banning porn games is a precursor to fascism" i'm going to overdose and die from exposure to unfiltered stupid

No. 2618621

>>2618612
The word facism has really become a completely meaningless buzzword for "thing that makes me personally mad"

No. 2618648

>>2618621
Unless someone is talking about a specific group of early twentieth century Italians, the moment I hear them utter the word fascism I instinctively begin to tune them out.

No. 2618653

>>2618612
I wonder if half the people screeching about this even know what kind of games got taken down.

No. 2618659

File: 1753371776552.gif (4.5 MB, 400x200, niclol.gif)

Sent anon hate to my personal cow and she ignored it instead of posting it with a catty reply so I know I made her upset kek

No. 2618677

>>2618659
you didn't get a dopamine hit from anonymously upsetting a random person on the internet so you came here to flex, badass

No. 2618680

>>2618677
you lost?

No. 2618681

>>2618659
I feel like when they dont reply its because they dont want to plant your seed into their follower’s heads

No. 2618700

>>2618681
What happened is this girl larped as a yume and would claim to exclusively be "fictosexual" and aromantic and would excessively shame and mock other women who she deemed as being husbandofags in a "wrong" way, meanwhile she got a 3dpd scrote off of discord less than 6 months ago and has already moved him into her house and never shuts up about how much sex she has with this literal discord mod scrote and has completely dropped her "fictional other". I dont care if a woman gets a nigel, whatever who cares, but she was shaming other women for being "wrong" or "fake" husbandofags/yumes/self-shippers for YEARS. Its literally the fakest shit ive ever seen in my life. So yeah I doubt she'll post it because her followers would see it and be like "oh… this is right actually." LMAO

No. 2618703

>>2618680
nope i just think you're funny

No. 2618706

>>2618700
>I doubt she'll post it because her followers would see it and be like "oh… this is right actually."
Exactly kek. She sounds insufferable

No. 2618711

>>2618659
i told my personal lolcow to delete but i cant find the post because she reblogs so much ebegging/trans shit every day, kek

No. 2618820

>>2618304
Agreed. Lifting weights is more enjoyable than anything else. Fuck cardio tho

No. 2618822

>>2618700
You posted about her in another thread too, right? She still sounds milky, you should drop her in the personal cow thread.

No. 2618848

>>2618700
are you talking about that one karl yume?

No. 2618887

>>2618606
Great question. I can have very vivid and brutal thoughts of violence, maybe when I was over there I stopped thinking and started doing.

No. 2618916


No. 2618934

I just discovered that the turkish have been hidig a delishous nectar called tahini paste/dressing I’m literally paralized from shock its so nutty I want it inside my veins

No. 2618944

If Karl Marx was born today he wouldn't be a communist because he would be a baby

No. 2618948

>>2618934
Lmao. Welcome to the club kinda. The sesame in it is a decent source of iron. Mix tahini with a little bit of water, salt, black pepper and parsley for a quick sauce to spoon on rice and chicken/meat dishes. Add a squeeze of lemon for acidity. You can mix it with yogurt as well for a thicker more savory sauce. The bitter sauce is usually eaten with fish as well. The savory one can be used in salads or sandwiches.

No. 2618966

>>2618948
Thank you for the tips nona im writing it all down. The bitter one is when they keep the skin on the sesame seed before grinding right? The bottle I bought was hulled so i had it with my salad and some lemon juice, was absolutely delicious and this is never ever leaving my house from now on

No. 2618969

>>2618944
since we already had a boss baby, why couldn't we have a general secretary baby?

No. 2618973

>>2618934
Nonny where are you from that you have never had tahini? I like it in a lot of salad dressings personally

No. 2618975

File: 1753379437153.jpg (113.14 KB, 686x386, hq720-1.jpg)

>>2618966
Afaik tahini from the bottle should be bitter. It's nothing but ground sesame seeds butter. If it's not bitter then there are additions to it. The bitter one is the base one that you can flavor as you'd like with the tips I suggested, also when you only add some water to thin it out with some seasonings it retains its bitter taste so I referred to it as bitter sauce. My bad for the confusion. The bitterness and thinner texture goes very well with savory dishes though. BTW you can cook fish in the oven with it as well adding all kinds of extra seasonings you like and lemon juice and parsley.

No. 2618981

The only thing you should hate more than a shitty celebrity is their publicist for continuing to make them famous.

No. 2619046

My dad is a wealthy man that has not much to do with me but does gift me money every so often. I'm like a poor child he sponsors. My step dad passed away two years ago and I saw him more recently than my living breathing dad. I think it's fair to say I don't have a dad, I have a sponsor.

No. 2619058

>>2619046
Sorry about your shitty dad but honestly I wish I had a sponsor too

No. 2619063

>>2619058
He could give more tbh but I get it.

No. 2619075

my bank just made me say “this is my voice and it is for the purpose of protecting my account at x bank” oh okay nice attempt to use my voice for ai.. i couldn’t get a representative without doing this

No. 2619078

>>2619046
Hopefully my dad sponsors me when he dies. That nigga beat and molested me and I got no money. But he has had cancer twice, so.

No. 2619079

File: 1753382174995.gif (934.96 KB, 500x272, voice.gif)

>>2619075
My bank tried to get me to do that and I refused bc it's obvious anyone could get into my account using other (readily available) ai and my voice? jfc

No. 2619080

>>2619046
My dad's like this too except he's actually around sometimes. I want him to help me more after I move the fuck out of this state though. I suppose when you don't have the emotional capacity to deal with shit you just throw money at it

No. 2619318

My library recently replaced the ipads in the youth department. The previous ones included pre-loaded games, and an app to watch PBSKids and stuff like that. Now the new ones include the Youtube Kids app. Besides the questionable videos that fall through the cracks, it's disappointing to see kids staring blankly at Youtube shorts or random minecraft streamers for an hour. I'm probably more disappointed at the parents I guess, for taking their kids to a library and not, you know, having them look at books.

No. 2619361

I love my nephews but alpha speak is so annoying. I just can't take it.

No. 2619370

File: 1753390147696.webp (78.87 KB, 750x1000, IMG_4439.webp)

All Retards Must Shut The Fuck Up.
Slay (x) Labubu (x) -Core (x) It’s Giving… (x)
To All Retaads Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To.

Conduct Yourself With Poise and Literacy. Or I Will NEVER Respect You.

I Do Not Want To Hear “Trans Rights” Nor “Be So Fr.” Not Even “Girly Pop.”

You Are Forbidden From Desecrating The English Language Anu Further.

No. 2619374

>>2619370
>Retaads
I read this in a Boston accent.

No. 2619375

>>2618944
Also his name would be something retarded like Blayden

No. 2619385

>>2618944
I wonder what type of Elsagate videos Karl Marx would be indoctrinated by

No. 2619426

>>2619375
>Teenaged Blayden Marx gets his egg cracked by an agp Jim Sterling superfan and spends a decade writing a 300,000 word slab about the intersection of Zenless, Genshin and Internationalist Queer Theory
>Blayden Marx malds for dozens of hours a week over his Patreon only netting $15k USD monthly and routinely is forced to surrender parts of his MLP collection to pay his multiple maxed out credit cards

No. 2619497

I don't believe in watching a show in x2 speed or skipping scenes or episode. But this show I'm watching because it's the last installment in the franchise is so boring I actually had to do it. Insanely boring filler episodes with tropes done millions of times before in other shows that actually pulled it off.
>sentient fish man gets kidnapped by evil pirates who want to eat him
>hero and co. come to the rescue
>fish man has tricks up his sleeve and escapes
Wow peak entertainment right there how could I live without this. The next episode is one I'm familiar with where 2 characters get lost in the city looking for a snack shop they like. Who greenlighted this slop?

No. 2619561

>>2619370
i fucking hate the trend of calling animal compilation videos "animal core" what the fuck happened to calling them funny animal videos

No. 2619570

File: 1753397129845.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1179x1752, IMG_0583.jpeg)

Wrinkly baby foot will not entice anyone into having children

No. 2619578

>>2619570
Why did they choose that photo

No. 2619579

Whoever invented eurobeat deserves 10 heaven for them alone.

No. 2619581

>>2619570
Googoo gaagaa E.T. phone home

No. 2619590

>>2619570
How does 1.6 even measure up? You either have 1 kid or 2 kids. what is 1.6?!

No. 2619593

>>2619590
The .6 is the abortion after realizing that having more than one child in America isn't worth it.

No. 2619596

>>2619579
Agreed nonna. Musical crack

No. 2619604

>>2619596
Looked it up and ofcourse it was the Italians. It's like they invented music or something, they're so naturally good at it. I love Italy.

No. 2619618

>>2619604
It was made by Italians, sung in English, and got popular in Japan. Amazing.

No. 2619635

>>2619618
Don't you love globalization kek

No. 2619643

>>2619590
Moids only count for .6 of a person

No. 2619658

>>2619318
I feel disappointed at the library for making it so hard as a parent to find one place away from screens. You can take the iPad away and give them a book but then they just resent books and won't read them. Plus it sucks for the kids with shit parents that the library can't even do right about them. Why the fuck are there ipads there at all? Seems like some Apple-funded push to get even poor kids addicted.

No. 2619662

Why is /g/ so fucking slow this last couple of daysss fuuck

No. 2619674

>>2619662
It's bin night. Everyone's putting the bins out and can't post.

No. 2619675

File: 1753402865794.gif (119.83 KB, 220x132, Tumblr_l_542443870373956.gif)


No. 2619678

>>2619675
Hmm maybe I'll watch American psycho and skip the bit with the homeless man and dog

No. 2619684

File: 1753403179195.jpeg (Spoiler Image,150.93 KB, 865x955, the male in question.jpeg)

I just realized I look really similar to the oasis brothers that nonas keep clogging up the front page with. Maybe I'll stop plucking and start bulking up my jaw so I can help nonas relive when their crusty men were young

No. 2619698

sometimes i feel very ugly but then i imagine the nice things some anons might say if they saw me and it makes me feel a little better. yes it might be among a flood of insults but i've seen the women some anons say they want sexually, aggressively. i've seen the women you're ashamed to say you'd fuck threads. i've seen the women some anons call stacies. it gives me a little confidence

No. 2619701

>>2619698
Honestly? Same kek it's weirdly uplifting.
>"I'm not much of a looker but I bet at least one anon would post me on the 'women ashamed to say you'd fuck' thread on lolcow if I was famous"

No. 2619716

>>2619684
I never check the frontpage because im scared of getting flashbanged with you-know-what so its never been a problem for me. But anyways you'd be insanely popular with the chinese girls if you cosplayed him kek

No. 2619727

>>2619698
If I were famous I think one half of lolcow would be calling me some ugly handmaiden NLOG and the other half would think I'm a Stacy.

No. 2619730

i hate this thread, i just dont get it(hide it then)

No. 2619731

File: 1753405416557.png (1.42 MB, 1280x720, frog-1280x720.png)

Sometimes I enjoy laying like this and pretending I'm a frog while I listen to the rain

No. 2619733

>>2619698
>that moment when all those aforementioned women are still better looking than me
I have no hope lmao.

No. 2619736

File: 1753405587210.jpg (114.38 KB, 736x1308, 1000087479.jpg)

>>2619730
Approaches you shh don't tell anyone but I am a guy. What don't you get about this thread? Want me to explain it to you so you don't hate it anymore?

No. 2619737

>>2619730
what's there to get? you just post whatever, get it?

No. 2619739

>>2619736
can you explain during sex

No. 2619740

>>2619731
I like that. When I was a kid I would put legos in my mouth because I pretended to be a dragon protecting my hoard. Yes I ended up accidentally eating legos because of this.

No. 2619742

>>2619736
Is this actually a guy? (the picture) (hopefully not the poster)

No. 2619743

>>2619739
KEKKKK

No. 2619748

>>2619740
As long as you were able to salvage the legos eventually anon

No. 2619760

File: 1753406737853.jpeg (732.76 KB, 1125x1438, IMG_0315.jpeg)

>>2619748
You know I did nona

No. 2619791

File: 1753407589564.jpg (290.13 KB, 1124x1438, 1000013352.jpg)

>>2619760
DONT FOGET LINDT CHOCOLATIERS PUT LEAD AND CADMIUM IN LINDT DARK CHOCLATE. A 100 DOLLAR COCOLATE BUNNY. LINDT CHOCALATIER YOU MUST DIE.

No. 2619805

File: 1753408263105.png (758.78 KB, 1080x1542, 1000013353.png)

>>2619791
This stupid hollow palm oil rabbit was spider wrapped at my local target. Imagine being the wagie spider-wrapping a shitty hollow chocolate bunny worth roughly six hours of your life at work.

No. 2619815

I have a theory that every song that has the word butterfly in its title is a good song. I am yet to be proven wrong.

No. 2619818

>>2619791
Cry harder moid cry yourself to death(scrotefoiling)

No. 2619820

>>2619805
Wait moids aren't supposed to make me feel hollow ? The only thing I get from real moids is the kind of hollow that makes me want to put a gun to my head. They can rot ! Its about fucking tim they all did

No. 2619822

>>2619820
Let them rot on a fucking spit

No. 2619824

raging fire while I feel something with yaoi that I never get from the pieces of shit

No. 2619830

watching 100lb sisters while eating banans with a drip of chocolate syrup and 2 sunny sideup toasts i feel like i am looking at a mirror right now

No. 2619834

File: 1753409439376.png (66.86 KB, 498x298, despite-all-my-rage-still-just…)

>>2619815
do you like?

No. 2619835

>>2619830
Fuck performing for disgusting moids.

No. 2619838

File: 1753409574956.png (101.37 KB, 790x757, giga stacy.png)

>>2619835
what if i want to perform for myself and look like roid stacy

No. 2619840

File: 1753409642670.jpg (5.47 MB, 3000x4000, RDT_20250712_01324576515175837…)

>>2619834
Aren't you the one obsessed with me though nona. You can't stop thinking about me. Every day of your God forsaken life I'm on your mind and you're terrified.

Though I don't even understand why all I do is love hot bishie bl and keep to myself.

You're still have a rage hard on

It doesn't take much to send you over the edge all I have to do is have a thought

No. 2619843

File: 1753409719003.gif (2.34 MB, 640x360, PeoiJh.gif)

>>2619834
This is better imo

No. 2619844

>>2619838
Women who want to avoid moid attention are completely valid. Is this a way? Does it work ? Do you have to take steroids or no ?

No. 2619846

>>2619843
Keep deluding yourself with your terrestrial denial

No. 2619847

File: 1753409831075.gif (802.27 KB, 220x124, crazy-town-butterfly-147744542…)

>>2619815
OK, I'll take this bait

No. 2619849

>>2619847
this is the best one wdym

No. 2619851

>>2619844
I used to be on my jouney to roidstacy maxxing but then i hurt my hand. I am so sad, i want to be able to lift my husbando's weight so i can pretend i am princess carrying him.

No. 2619852

>>2619834
Also don't steroids kind of fuck with your brains

No. 2619853

>>2619815
Aye-yi-yi

No. 2619854

File: 1753409961284.gif (1.97 MB, 320x256, 4nIYY9.gif)

>>2619834
Anon has a point tho. This should be a gross song that only methheads know about but it became famous and I even liked the makeup and ~cinematography~ att tbh

No. 2619857

>>2619840
…is this post a reference to something what's going on

No. 2619858

File: 1753410051980.jpg (50.52 KB, 800x534, cro-how-can-we-help-male-victi…)

>>2619851
That's a nicer reason than why some nonas want to get buff for their nigels

No. 2619866

File: 1753410364295.gif (969.33 KB, 358x200, RDT_20250517_15155372954271062…)

>>2619857
Wouldn't you like to know

No. 2619868

>>2619858
Who the fuck cares

No. 2619869

>>2619857
It's from a creepy pasta

No. 2619872

Is someone drunk or high or genuinely schizo. Put the crank down.

No. 2619874

>>2619858
Its also to beat 3DPD.

No. 2619879

Ate an entire pack of oreos today because I’m a disgusting fat piece of shit

No. 2619894

File: 1753411483204.gif (3.62 MB, 320x240, aPobQL.gif)

>>2619874
KEK ty nona. Ily, you're so silly
>>2619872
>Dumbass Shit Thread #176

No. 2619922

File: 1753413922564.jpg (34.46 KB, 427x640, MV5BODI5Nzg1NTQyN15BMl5BanBnXk…)

I'm thinking about rewatching "lost" for the first time in over a decade prob. It had many pure and memorable moments, even if the ending was kind of confusing in a literal sense

No. 2619931

Sometimes I wonder how our personalityfags are doing. I know for certain at least 2 are still active but have gone undercover but am not sure about the rest. I hope they're all doing well.

No. 2619934

>>2619931
Which 2…

No. 2619935

File: 1753415674389.png (433.91 KB, 750x980, rfguyhuj.png)

I feel bad for women that are into Uma Musume because even if the source material itself isn't coomery (I think?), my mind is starting to automatically associate it with obnoxious scrote shit because all I keep seeing about it is dog shit memes about having sex with the horses or whatever.

No. 2619936

File: 1753415731479.gif (8 MB, 640x640, 1000083071.gif)


No. 2619938

>>2619935
Yeah, a show about horses being forced to race each other, but the horses are…women?

No. 2619957

>>2619935
Don't feel bad for them. Deep down, they know it's coomer shit disguised as "wholesome"/non-coomery. They shouldn't engage with it in the first place, because now it'll just be labeled as "women like it, too, so it's okay!!".

No. 2619967

>>2619957
I’m a weeb and I don’t enjoy male characters, what am I even allowed to like

No. 2619971

>>2619840
bro what what is all this schizoposting

No. 2619973

>>2619967
Chiikawa.

No. 2619983

File: 1753419658051.jpg (34.33 KB, 736x916, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)

>>2619967
why do some anons respond to criticism of things they enjoy like this, do you guys really care or are you literally the "but im a girl and i like it" they complain about? idgaf if some anons don't like the shitty things i play and watch and also don't see the point of seeking validation from anons here so i need to understand why would someone respond like that

No. 2619984

I dont know if i am imagining it, but the site feels extra comfy, insightful and funny today.

No. 2619988

File: 1753420147851.jpg (95.02 KB, 768x1024, CTs4sGRUYAABTd4.jpg)

What do you think nonnies, are these female hands? trying to figure out if this artist is a based woman or a cringe moid

No. 2619990

>>2619988
I knew a woman with a condition that gave her giant man hands so I don't go based off shape/size anymore however the angle of that photo is so abhorrent I have to assume a male took it.

No. 2619992

>>2619988
They look weirdly puffy to me. I hope that person is seeing a doctor regularly

No. 2619994

>>2619983
I don’t care if she doesn’t like the dumb horse game I just find the “you shouldn’t like x thing because moids” attitude annoying

No. 2619996

>>2619988
>>2619992
that looks like my hand kek
i think its just a fat hand with like long fingers but that angle is so retarded i cant really tell

No. 2619997

>>2619994
Nta but anime shit is where I draw the line. If you can't see how that game has the coomer moid stench all over it then sorry but you're inept.

No. 2619998

>>2619996
That’s true the angle makes it hard to tell much of anything

No. 2620000

>>2619997
I just like anime girls.

No. 2620002

File: 1753421207832.png (1.19 MB, 1000x1500, tduv7463ju3j73.png)

I tried to make it look less jacked up

No. 2620005

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No. 2620007

File: 1753421813912.jpg (477.92 KB, 2048x1041, newer.jpg)

>>2619935
I mean… it's a media that has an 85% male audience in japan (picrel), so

No. 2620012

>>2620000
Even if they're designed by moids with their dick in one hand and the pencil in the other?

No. 2620014

>>2620007
what's that on left? age range?

No. 2620016

>>2620012
I feel like a lot of nonnies don't really understand that jp moeshit with an all-female cast is targeted towards a male audience. You might just see them as uwu cute designs but jp males are actually jerking off to them and that's how it's intended to be

No. 2620017

>>2620012
I like what I like, It’s not my fault the majority of people into women are moids. If I limited myself on that criteria there’s not a lot left, and uma musume is pretty tame compared to a lot of scroteshit.

No. 2620020

File: 1753422785185.gif (11.38 KB, 320x200, 6QXQM.gif)

>>2620016
AYRT, I know. I've been alive long enough to see the pattern. Ever since shit like Lucky Star and Ichigo Mashimaro, I've come to recognize the signs.

No. 2620024

>>2620016
I doubt anyone here doesn’t understand this (especially when anons like you are really eager to remind everyone that moids are jerking off to it), they just choose to ignore that and take what they like from it.

No. 2620027

>>2620024
If they decide to be willfully ignorant, then we're allowed to make fun of them for that.

No. 2620030

>>2620027
I just don’t care what moids do or intend, if I like something they shat out it’s mine now and I’ll do what I like with it.

No. 2620031

File: 1753423241137.gif (3.71 MB, 576x448, 034.gif)

>two anons defend an okay looking black guys
>b&d and "do not defend ugly men itt"
>anon says said black men looks like he "shits in the street"
>no ban
hmm

No. 2620035

>>2620031
>racism
well now that's very wrong why didnt farmhands do anything abou-
>towards men
zzz

No. 2620036

>>2620031
saying a moid looks like he shits in the street for being black is just telling black women that they too look like they shit in the street and that white anons just hold back from saying it unless they step out of line.

No. 2620043

>>2620031
i dont think you're supposed to defend men in that thread even if you think they're ok looking but i do think the street comment was racist tbh
>>2620036
also i do believe some anons would be fully racist towards women too, if it wasnt a bannable offense, and choose to hide behind the "nooo its just about moids" but not all of them

No. 2620050

File: 1753425412876.png (82.58 KB, 288x264, GwpywI8WEAE5zA9.png)

Should i go to sleep right now (its 12 am) or stay up to listen to music and fantasize about cartoon men kissing

No. 2620059

File: 1753426503728.png (877.57 KB, 2388x1668, 1000022887.png)

and what's this?

No. 2620060

>>2620050
Sleep and dream of cartoon men kissing

No. 2620076

forgot my phone at home… browsing lolcow from work computer

No. 2620087

I often think about how Mariah Carey sued a man she was dating for wasting her time.

No. 2620088

>Wake up
>Open laptop
>Start Teams meeting with just me so I get that "don't bother me" red circle
>Go back to bed

No. 2620097

File: 1753429702995.png (250.63 KB, 876x918, fuck men.png)

>on trip for 20 days
>don't keep up with any socials, no lolcor either
>one of the accounts i used to follow on shitter now openly admits to drawings smaller and smaller boys and jokes about going into toddlercon alongside drawing a toddler Luka
>thousandyardstare.jpg
>vomitrocious.gif

No. 2620098

>>2620097
the fuck, which artist?

No. 2620127

can you get sued for cutting off someone's hair against their will/without them noticing? asking for a friend

No. 2620128

>>2620097
I smiled at your picrel. Made my night.

No. 2620147

>>2607353
It would have happened over 60 years ago, so who cares honestly.

No. 2620151


No. 2620154

Why has every guy I dated sent me their dental x-rays out of the blue? Are men genuinely this retarded? What makes you think I care about your impacted wisdom teeth, sir?

No. 2620159

>>2620154
Isn't it more like "look how my skull looks like"? I did that too. You don't see that every day lol.

No. 2620178

>>2620127
That's considered assault in a lot of places

No. 2620202

>>2620098
i don't know about just telling the artist's name because i don't know if you're asking for it to report them or to save their CP shit

No. 2620216

File: 1753441875452.jpg (74.29 KB, 720x1280, 1000087512.jpg)

After capturing a disoriented guy, when is the appropriate time to give him a bowl of eggs?

No. 2620236

>>2620007
I feel like anything in the middle zone has the most discourse because the male and female fans are into the media in question for entirely different reasons

No. 2620238

>>2620097
understandable crash out nona. But don't be shy, drop the artist name

No. 2620239

>>2620202
I assume most people here want to block/report. Perhaps I am naive

No. 2620241

>>2620216
After he satisfies me

No. 2620247

>>2620007
So most anime in japan is being watched by people over 30?

No. 2620253

>>2620202
It was to respost it to the nsfw cows thread.

No. 2620260

>>2620007
I thought Attack on Titan would be much further left. I don't know any women who like it irl.

No. 2620301

>>2619922
I've been thinking about the same for the past month. I know we even have all the DVDs somewhere, so once I find them I'll watch it in all of its early 2000s glory.

No. 2620306

>>2619834
Yes, I do. Even though the singing style and voice is slightly annoying, the instrumental is nice and moody.
>>2619847
Maybe the lyrics and rap or whatever it is is a bit off, but the instrumental is so catchy.
>>2619853
I'm your little butterfly, green black and blue, making colors in the sky. It's cute.

No. 2620313

>>2620260
There's an AOT thread on /m/. I like the first 3 seasons but hate the ending. My weeb friends like it and I have one normie friend who doesn't like anime but watched AOT and we discussed it and theorized about it together lol. I have one friend who tried watching it but gave up lmao. Tbf she was too busy but I also understand if she stopped because it's bad.

No. 2620322

>>2620260
It has a lot of hot guys

No. 2620379

File: 1753449209758.jpg (30.34 KB, 424x724, 1000022889.jpg)

wish I could make easy money scamming these kind of morons

No. 2620382

Is that a tranny or am I blind

No. 2620385

>>2620382
the thing looks like rfk jr in a party city wig and you're asking if it's a tranny

No. 2620391

File: 1753449946807.gif (89.74 KB, 640x456, chien-perplexe.gif)

i was ranting to my (jewish) mom about a (jewish) coworker who is a massive bitch and my mom called her a kike. she loves that word. any jew she doesn't like is a kike to her. it's kind of funny

No. 2620393

>>2620385
Idk I thought it might be a funky weird old lady, I wanted to make sure.

No. 2620396

>>2620391
Your mom sounds fun kek

No. 2620400

File: 1753450580377.jpg (40.66 KB, 828x875, 1000022890.jpg)

>not having a pocket nigel that gives you head while standing up
explain yourself

No. 2620402

>>2620400
I'm not a 6'11 stacy..

No. 2620407

File: 1753450780272.jpg (240.29 KB, 600x750, 1648514307238.jpg)

its my birthday and im offically a lc oldfag now

No. 2620410

>>2620407
I'll give you a shoulder rub nonna

No. 2620414

>>2620400
i'm 5'2"

No. 2620416

>>2620400
Being so tall must be amazing.

No. 2620417

File: 1753451318618.jpg (5.26 KB, 246x250, OIP.jpg)

>>2620410
aww heres a get out of ban free coupon for you my sweet farmer

No. 2620425

>>2620416
enjoy hiting your head every time you pass through a door

No. 2620436

>>2620407
Happy birthday, anon!! How long have you been in the depths of Lolcow?

No. 2620444

File: 1753453111612.jpg (65.06 KB, 592x519, 51821c59b98ff52fc2bff70b9444a1…)

>>2620407
happy birthday nonny

No. 2620449

>>2620407
Happy birthday nonners ♥ how old are we this year!

No. 2620456

File: 1753453641477.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448, Ethan_Crough,_male_dwarf.jpg)

>>2620400
he would have to be a midget if he wants to give me standing head and i have yet to see an even remotely cute tiny monster before

No. 2620487

File: 1753455020110.png (38.73 KB, 238x275, virgin maary.png)

>>2620436
3 or maybe 4 i dont remember anymore.. years
>>2620449
very old my bones are dust

No. 2620494

File: 1753455258268.jpg (11.28 KB, 275x275, 15033.jpg)

>>2620407
>me trying to resist "um ackshuyally"ing over the term oldfag so i don't ruin nona's birthday

No. 2620495

>>2620494
its ok nonnie you can lay it on me, i know the saying youre a oldfag can be divisive since it depends on how integrated you are in the ib culture i was there when once the greatest homegrown cows roamed sadly then the nuke on ot happened and they were weeded out but im surprised im still on lc and my enjoyment of it hasnt gone down one bit

No. 2620497

>>2607465
I stick by that these were written by interns as some sort of stunt/psyop.

No. 2620500

File: 1753455838177.jpg (21.07 KB, 524x524, y4e243.jpg)

>>2620495
alright well, it never really meant the literal age of an anon, just about being around for a long time. anyway happy birthday

No. 2620516

>>2620500
it's neither… at least get your lecturing right
it's which year you started lurking,
say for 4chan the cutoff is 2006/2007
so you could have been lurking for nearly two decades and still be a newbie

No. 2620530

I remembered being in an LGHDTV+ group chat when Love, Simon came out and I found it kinda weird and convenient that the love interest was black, gay and Jewish. I pointed out in the chat and got told ummm yes this happens and people like this exist!!! This was the start of my peaking.

No. 2620532

I just took a nice shower, washed my hair, and put on lotion. I feel brand new.

No. 2620537

>>2620530
Samefag, I remember another woke movie from the same time, can't remember the title, but there was a non-binary girl with a shaved head and glasses iirc and her other queerio friends and they were arguing with the popular white blonde kids who disagreed with them and made fun of them for it. Then one of the jocks turns out to be a serial killer who targets queerios? I don't remember very well but that also was cringe.

No. 2620543

>>2620530
God, you really have to step on eggshells with these people

"It's kind of odd and convenient they are all these things at once"

"How dare you insinuate someone can't be all three at once, bigot! You must hate gay black jewish representation"

No. 2620545

>>2620532
I’m so happy for you anon, what does your lotion smell like? I couldn’t think of a not-weird way to ask that so I am gomen. I got a new lotion this week and now I smell like I work in HR and know the best Mexican restaurant to get half priced margaritas after work.

No. 2620546

>>2620494
kekkk
I've been here since the fellowship back in 2015 or 2016 was a thing, and Shayna had her first few threads. I wouldnt consider anyone before 2020 an older anon

No. 2620551

>>2620532
I wish this was me

No. 2620553

>>2620545
No worries. I use cetaphil advanced hydration with shea butter. It works for me since I only have to use it once every 2 days. Once I hit 30+, I decided to hydrate a lot more, with lotion and drinking more water. I'm not really a fragrance person when it comes to lotion now a days.
> I got a new lotion this week and now I smell like I work in HR and know the best Mexican restaurant to get half priced margaritas after work.
Kekkk, oh no!! Was it from bath and bodyworks?

No. 2620594

>>2620260
as a rule of thumb, majority cute boy cast = female audience, majority moeshit anime girl cast = male audience

No. 2620595

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No. 2620609

File: 1753460236466.jpeg (175.84 KB, 758x1065, IMG_0316.jpeg)

>>2620553
>Was it from bath and bodyworks?
No it was just Target’s generic body lotion, picrel. I’m not a huge scent person but I like a little note of something. I saw the jasmine on the bottle and thought it would be fine but the vanilla part is so overwhelming it smells closer to a bath and bodyworks product or coconut something than what I really wanted kek

No. 2620610

>>2620543
The scene in the movie was also as obnoxious about it as it gets. Like they acknowledge it's weird and stupid but they still did it anyways. It's even cringier than I remember KEK. The people cheering for them, this is some tumblr "and everyone clapped" tier story.

No. 2620614

For all its faults, slow degradation of moderation and sometimes deeply personal/deranged arguments we have, I legit love LC. I'm glad this site exists

No. 2620633

>>2619935
I tried to get into it and some girls are cute or cool but a lot are just your usual otaku bait with inflated tits onee-san or a retarded loli. The fact that most of the real horse counterparts are male leaves a bad taste in my mouth too.

No. 2620635

>>2620007
Too much 3dpd on the female side

No. 2620636

File: 1753461291282.webp (647 KB, 1200x675, IMG_0317.webp)

>>2620633
My threshold for trash is pretty high unfortunately, but I just couldn’t bring myself to care about it because I thought the character designs were so unappealing

No. 2620650

>>2620636
Sameface galore

No. 2620666

>>2620650
Honestly why I never really liked anime as a source of entertainment or art. Growing up, I was always annoyed that anime characters always looked the same.

No. 2620668

>>2620238
>>2620239
>>2620253
it's koinurin, what they draw is downright abhorrent, but it seems my report helped, they've been suspended, still i hope any and all other accounts they make are sniped too

No. 2620671

>>2620425
idc the doorway crumbles but not i, the beanstalkmaxxing Stacy.

No. 2620677

Damn just realized that every time I wore long skirts and a turtleneck, I was not looking cool… I just looked like sister Hong/uncle Red. oh my God

No. 2620690

>>2620636
how is reducing women to some entertainment animal, bred for eugenics, pumped with hormones and traded as a commodity, and commercialized to sustain a vice (betting) not supposed to be considered grossly offensive to anyone but unhinged coomers?
but seems like everything gets a pass in animeland

No. 2620695

>>2620690
Dont waste your breath trying to debate the ethics of horse-racing there is too much money in that industry for anything to ever be done about it

No. 2620696

>>2620690
I know! That's why I said I thought it should be about anime boys instead of anime girls.

No. 2620698

>>2620696
uma musuko would be so popular, look at how touken ranbu is still thriving in japan to this day.
of course old japanese moids would miss this opportunity to make more waifushit

No. 2620704

>>2620695
I don't see how horse racing is any different than betting on olympians

No. 2620708

>>2620633
I don't understand why it couldnt be both male and female characters. All boring hoyoshit looking designs too. It's such obvious waifubait

No. 2620710

>>2620704
Is anybody doing eugenics to create the perfect Olympians?

No. 2620711

Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby are so obviously fucking. All this dumb bullshit about anxiety is offensively condescending. The way they lech on each other makes it so obvious they’re having or had an affair. I’d think being actors they’d be better able to control their outward displays.

No. 2620712

>>2620710
Yes, actually

No. 2620715

>>2620711
I don't think they're fucking I think he's closeted and trying as hard as he can to come off as straight

No. 2620716

>>2620710
China. But who needs eugenics when you can cheat easier and faster with drugs and failed males in dresses!

No. 2620721

spent 600€ this week, i'm a rich bitch

No. 2620730

>>2620715
I’d have agreed but now that I’ve seen pictures of Kirby stroking his arm and staring at him all weird I’m inclined to think they totally had an affair. Purely speculation but it would be some tmz worthy shit if it comes out her kid is pascals kek, or maybe they have some bizarro poly triad bs going on.
His behavior reminds me more of the guys in high school who would pretend to be gay to get girls to lower their guard and omg she’s just so hot maybe he’s bi and into women after all!!

No. 2620732

>from horse racing to gender ideology world record
is there supposed to be a godwin law equivalent for trannies around here?

No. 2620742


No. 2620743

>>2620730
They could be feeding into shipping?

No. 2620768

Sometimes I can't tell if some nonas on this site are doing a bit or are genuinely retarded. I try to respond in a likeminded way, and it's like it flipped a switch from lighthearted banter to banshee dehydrated vampire mode and they misinterpret everything I wrote.

No. 2620772

File: 1753466197516.jpg (184.77 KB, 887x983, 1753465478863.jpg)

Has the moid beating anon returned today? I found this picrel that I think she would like. I'm supposed to be working but maybe one of you anons can give it to her

No. 2620774

>>2620743
do they even have a shipping fanbase kek?

No. 2620800

File: 1753466759902.png (210.69 KB, 476x490, Buff_Arms_Kirby-390027568.png)

>>2620730
I hate refreshing the page and coming in on the wrong part of a conversation.

No. 2620806

Every time I think I'm too ugly to ever get famous I remember there are famous ugly people out there so maybe I have a chance.

No. 2620816

>>2620743
But there isn’t really that much of a shipping base from what I’ve seen. Idk, I just think the simplest answer is the most obvious; they had/are having an affair. Think about it, all the excuses they’re making are the exact kind of excuses a cheater would whip out; we’re just friends, she was comforting me, he’s just sad, it’s an anxiety response, we just work together. Idk, suspicious as fuck and their lame ass gaslighting doesn’t cut it.

No. 2620825

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No. 2620834

File: 1753467967597.jpg (73.83 KB, 736x669, f6eb4658b9494ce310b470c5e1695e…)

>>2620825
samefag

No. 2620839

>>2620825
Wrong thread.

No. 2620841

File: 1753468379226.jpg (342.1 KB, 1231x861, d3nrk69-b5b779b6-34f0-4a25-9b3…)

>>2620839
I thought anything goes itt. Do you think I should delete them?

No. 2620846

File: 1753468684076.jpg (442.26 KB, 3035x3829, F_vXpthbIAAdpX_.jpg)

>>2620841
samefag kek, jk I would never delete them(pic dumps belong in /m/)

No. 2620847

>>2620834
Scott and Wallace really doesn't do anything for me cause the entire point of Wallace as a character is that he's supposed to basically have the same relationship and feelings towards Scott that Lisa had but since Scott's not gay he had to fully moved on from it. Like if Scott was even mildly bi the entire series would be different because he'd have mad sure Scott was his completely by the star of the series.

No. 2620853

>>2620841
Zoomie TIF hands drew this

No. 2620859

File: 1753469049088.webp (105.3 KB, 1765x1660, 1000022903.webp)

tag yourself

No. 2620861

>>2620859
>ageplay and rapeplay not being black
I hate this planet

No. 2620865

>>2620853
That image was made 14 years ago nona. That artist is probably in their 30s right now.
Nona please remember than not everything is about trans people and that such concepts weren't as much a prevalent talking point in the past as they are today.
It was actually quite common for normal woman to draw images of guys crossdressing without it being a big statement back in the day.

No. 2620867

>>2620859
>scat
>bestiality
>creepy crawlies
>those placements
These are the tradthots you're arguing with across this whole site

No. 2620868

File: 1753469364755.jpg (85.99 KB, 578x600, The.Hobbit.600.2903353.jpg)

>>2620865
Exactly

No. 2620869

>>2620859
Without actually overlaying the graphs, this is really interesting to look at given where LC users tend to cluster based off of this thread >>2615843

Just visually there seems to be an overlap with males submitting, masochism, male use of sex toys, and maybe monsters/aliens. Which all track a bit kek

No. 2620870

>>2620859
How many troons are tainting the data pool though?

No. 2620875

>>2620859
I hate this so much but also left or right at least we can all agree on sounding.

No. 2620877

>>2620732
I just thought the designs were ugly I’m not sure how we got here kek

No. 2620878

Dumbass shit is not the gay fanart thread

No. 2620880

>>2620878
Correct, there is plenty of those threads in /m/ already.

No. 2620884

File: 1753470034760.gif (9.24 MB, 540x304, Miguel Bernardeau as Zorro, ri…)


No. 2620887

>>2620878
We can post whatever we want in dumbass shit.

No. 2620899

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>>2620878
It's the gay wedding thread. And YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2620905

>>2620899
Isn't this a dad marrying his son?

No. 2620906

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>>2620899
Perfect

No. 2620907

>>2620887
No you can't

No. 2620912

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Jim shoved Ryan through the door of the women's bathroom and slipped in himself, closing the door softly behind him and locking it before looking at Ryan and silently telling him that if he moved he would regret it. He went to check the stalls for people.

Ryan's heart thudded in his chest. He didn't know what to make of Jim's behavior. Yeah, he had intended upon aggravating him, but he didn't know this was where it would lead. Plus, being locked in the bathroom alone with Halpert was doing nothing to quell his uncomfortable desire for him.

Jim returned, and before Ryan quite knew what was happening, had him pinned up against the wall. His mouth went dry, and he swallowed before looking in Jim's eyes, suddenly frightened. Jim just held him there, fists bunched up in his shirt, one leg between Ryan's, until the silence stretched on uncomfortably. Ryan swallowed again. "What do you want, Halpert?" he asked, voice stretched thin from nervousness.

Jim leaned in close, too close; he was just inches away from Ryan's face. "Ryan, I don't know what it is about you, but you make me very, very, very, very," he leaned in even closer, lips almost touching Ryan's, making his breath hitch, "frustrated."

Ryan wasn't really sure why Jim was having this effect on him. Maybe the fact that he was the only man Ryan had ever found attractive. Or maybe because he had written him off as a straight-as-an-arrow kind of guy, and so hadn't even really bothered to imagine this kind of thing happening.

But all he knew was that when Jim Halpert smiled at him, like he was smiling at him now, he suddenly lost the ability to breathe. He shut his eyes and leaned his head back against the wall, trying to will his cock to behave. "I don't know what you mean," Ryan said carefully, voice a choked whisper.

"Oh, I think you know exactly what I mean, Ryan," Jim said, and he shifted his position.

No. 2620918

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There is some weird energy on lolcor today

No. 2620928

>>2613855
He's so obnoxious, but I genuinely don't think he's attracted to women based on his old livejournal posts alluding to crying over a breakup with some guy (and, more recently, has a straight man ever referred to themselves as "a bougie bitch"? kek). I think his team is trying to make him appeal to the internet by pulling the "uwu softboi must be protected at all costs" tumblr shtick. What year does he think it is, 2013?

No. 2620930

>>2620884
El zorro is such a hot character, I wish men were real.

No. 2620933

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>>2620912
NO! This is all wrong, it's like you don't know the show at all. Ryan is a cunning manipulative bastard, he's obviously infatuated with Michael because he can treat Michael like his own personal toy. Michael is too much of a tard to know better and just wants to impress Ryan so he'd do whatever he says..

No. 2620938


No. 2620941

Dude. I need the mods to wake up because this zoomer faggotry is on the brink of making me retire from lolcow.

No. 2620942

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>>2620912
>>2620939
Normally I hate these two individually, but together…

No. 2620944

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>>2620933
"I'm not gay," Ryan whispered

No. 2620950

>>2620941
this is honestly tamer than pre-autosage when nonnies were having yaoi battles daily to the point where it resulted in spinoff dumbass threads

No. 2620952

>>2620912
what episode is this based on

No. 2620957

>>2620942
They're both sluts so it checks out

No. 2620959

>>2620941
The Office is millenial property, watch your mouth.

No. 2620970

nonnies i got an e-mail to move forward with an interview for being a flight attendant but want to politely decline it because too much is going on in my life with family, college, and i really like the jobs i just landed recently. how do i politely decline it to keep the door open if i apply again one day in the future?

No. 2620978

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I hate being a zoomie. I wish I was a millennial. I wish I grew up with the internet rather than around it. I wish I grew up with better movies, cartoons, books, art etc. I just wish I was older so I could be more experienced. You're all giving me generation dysphotia nonas.

No. 2620980

>>2620978
I mean most of the reason why "zoomer" media sucked so hard is because they got millennials to work on it.

No. 2620981

>>2620980
Ouch, burn

No. 2620982

>>2620978
>>2620980
Literally every generation goes through this. When I was younger there was so much le wrong sentiment it was ridiculous.

No. 2620984

>>2620978
There there. You will grow older and become more experienced too.
And you too can have a taste of the millenial life by only browsing the internet on your computer, dumb down your smartphone, and watch older movies on DVDs, and not picking up your phone when you're bored. I unironically recommend this. The experience you can't have is using oldschool forums with cringe happy people who use XD unironically, though.

No. 2620999

>>2620978
Without aiming to sound patronizing, I'm genuinely sorry nonna, growing up on the internet is just shit in general. Even as a Millennial, I wish I touched more grass instead of being internet addicted in my teens.

No. 2621012

>>2620978
I feel the same all the time, it sucks so bad. I wish i couldve lived longer in a world where literally everybody wasnt superglued to screens. I only really experienced it up until middle school.

No. 2621013

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>>2620999
On a more hopeful note, it's never too late to touch more grass.

No. 2621014

>>2621013
The pastures… Do… Do you think we could all be out out there… One day?

No. 2621017

>>2621014
Actually yes. Shall we all make a deal and not use screens first time tomorrow morning but instead go outside and literally touch some grass? You're free to then report back about your irl experience in the evening.

No. 2621021

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>>2621013
There's not remotely as much time and energy for that now.

No. 2621026

>>2620984
if dumbing down your smartphone isn’t an option, what do you suggest? i use coldturkey for my laptop but would be nice to have something to make lc less accessible. i have a terrible habit of browsing it when i’m exhausted and only being better about abandoning it when i feel more productive/creative. i just miss reading wiki articles and watching films but can’t bring myself to break the dreaded lc habit.

No. 2621033

>>2621026
You can try Olauncher for a more minimalist look, and also Screenzen to block sites. Stock up on alternative things to do when tired, like reading physical books.

No. 2621039

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Child neglect hits psychologically different than any other neglectful relationship because when you're a child and you're left behind by your parents in any way, it's the closest any human will have to understanding the conceptual fear of being abandoned by God.

No. 2621049

>>2621039
>it's the closest any human will have to understanding the conceptual fear of being abandoned by God
spot on it also feels like losing ones faith altogether because society,media and scripture tells you that parental love is unconditional and everlong yet you know the truth and despite all that youre just expected to ..live on to just keep going.

No. 2621050

>>2621039
What a way to put it kek. It sort of had an opposite effect on me, I got lucky I guess. But I don't mind being alone or abandoned, I ended up taking care of myself and learning everything on my own so I'd never need them and get as independent as possible. But this also had a negative impact of me not needing friends or relationships in general and doing ok without them. I do have friends but I physically and mentally can't get truly close to them and prefer putting some distance and don't mind separating from them if needed. And this stupid idk what to call it but maybe existential crisis about potentially missing out on something because I'm not normal, seeing people with normal childhoods and proper parents, real close friends and relationships makes me feel like there's something wrong and lacking about me. Kinda annoying.

No. 2621070

new tame impala song sucks ass

No. 2621101

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>>2621050
>makes me feel like there's something wrong and lacking about me
>Kinda annoying
have you ever genuinely felt upset about being unable to maintain relationships with other people or has it always only been 'kinda annoying'? growing up without affection or positive social interaction used to make me depressed but really we all die alone anyway. i wish i was as cool and unaffected as you anon.

No. 2621107

>>2620859
do i even want to know what "creepy crawlies" means?

No. 2621124

>>2621101
Tbf the only people I end up befriending and getting close to were as crazy as me so there was nothing of value lost when I cut them off. I prefer being friends with more normal average people and keep a distance for safety and call it a day because I learned my lesson. Also telling people about my struggles makes them look at me differently and it makes me uncomfortable so I really can't get close to anyone because of this. I want to have a normal facade to me. I do get upset sometimes when I see vlogs of people having normal lives, close friends and family, stuff I will never get to experience, and makes me wish I was born again somewhere normal with a normal family so I can feel that organically and enjoy it. The only I can experience something like what I want is marrying into someone's family but that's retarded and not worth it. Even if I befriend normal people from a normal country where I hypothetically move to and end up having those community moments and be invited to their family outings or dinners or something I'd still feel like an outsider and feel shitty about never having these simple things ever and this hypothetical time being my first time of experiencing it. So I avoid it all to avoid the headache that comes with it and try to find something else to do and enjoy being alone and accept it. There are much bigger things to worry about than having a friend you can vent to or a family you can be yourself around, even if this sounds cruel. I just got too cold to care to an extent but there are moments where the cold exterior cracks. Vidrel is a song that encapsulates the mentality I ended up developing.

No. 2621125

>>2621107
Kek it just means bugs nona. Centipedes and their ilk.

No. 2621137

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>>2621017
Yes actually I'd love to do that

No. 2621141

>>2621039
I feel that. It's the same with extremely violent child abuse. It's like God is trying to smite you and everyone just looks away.

No. 2621150

>>2620400
one of the guys im training at work saw me looking at this post so i had to scroll the rest of the thread in full view of him so he wouldn't think i was any specific type of weirdo

No. 2621155

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>>2621150
You let a moid see lolcow. You know what you need to do.

No. 2621166

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>>2621150
>>2621155
It’s part of the terms and service of this website nonny. You’re a braver person than I for scrolling at work kek

No. 2621180

>>2620400
Nigel is such a funny name for a short person ngl.

No. 2621186

>>2621155
im sure if he could recognize at all what he saw he would assume i was just on 4chan. but i apologize for endangering our sacred land, youre right

No. 2621187

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No. 2621217

New thwead
>>2621198



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