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For all your dumbass thoughts
Previous thread >>1169330
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I am a DUMBASS I am a MORON and I am PROUD OF IT
Why is she binging on 2 extra dinner mealshttps://youtube.com/shorts/ZCn8zlFQY2k?feature=share
Can the anon re-explain how to embed shorts. Can’t be bothered to use the shitty search function(lolcow.farm/info)
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it's in the technical help thread in meta
>>1180610>Russian is also difficult because they don’t take the time to teach letters the way Japanese does.
There's a section for learning the characters that exists in both the Japanese and Russian courses. However, as someone who already knew kana and cyrillic pretty well before starting Duolingo, I must agree that the Japanese lessons are piss easy while Russian is proving much more difficult. But it might just be that I'm waaaay more familiar with Japanese grammar and vocabulary and its pronunciation is incredibly easy for me.
Yes, different courses have different levels of difficulty. That's because different teams work on them.
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What’s the subgenre of men who listen to car seat headrest, aphex twin, ecco2K and black midi ,who also spends thousands of dollars on designer clothing from streetwear brands, has at least 1 tattoo and was probably wore supreme when they were in middle-school or high-school called? I think it’s a cross-hybrid with men who are into fashion, skater druggies, and music men. I think they’re terminally online American men aged 20-24 who have really rich parents
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Alex used to be my favorite spy but I was so dissapointed in her when she became emo that I switched to Clover
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TFW last reblog from someone who was your mutual was 6 years ago
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I haven't came to the farms in a while, hope all you ladies are doing well
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so i found out last night that portable saunas are a thing
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Joke's on you, text hearts are allowed. Mods even show us how. Better luck next time Noni ♥
Every since I started tracking my mood changes and horniness on a calendar, I'm convinced that my menstrual cycle fucks up my hormones more than I used to think.
Like right now and since a couple days ago, I've been feeling like shit no matter what I try, whereas a week ago I was feeling pretty good.>>1181040
Let's see if this works ♥
Kill everyone else
Marry John Boyega and make her carry my children with those hips (she is ftm)
Kiss paul dano but on the cheek
Kill Ezra and save Hawaii, becoming a local hero
kiss and marry ezra and kill the others> Kiss paul dano but on the cheek
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I am losing my shit at this pic she posted of her shooped ass
Kill Ezra, he's pretty but he's too much of a shitty asshole.
Fuck Boyega, he's short and average looking and a bit of a sperg online, but maybe he fucks okay and it would be only once
Marry Paul Dano, he's kinda average on the uglier side, but he's tall, has nice hair and hands and seem like an okay guy
marry ezra kiss dano lightly punch boyega
I don't want to hurt anyone
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THEY DON'T GET IT, I NEED ALL MY 70 TABS OPEN
Kill bogeya and his child bearing hips
Kill Ezra, easy.
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I'm still cracking up about this
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it reminded me of this meme when i first saw it kek
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Responding here since I couldn't in the last one.>>1180521
Thank you anon, you're really kind. I know it's childish to care this much about what people think of me. I just feel so exposed wearing clothing that doesn't fully cover me.
I'm sorry for your situation as well, I hope we can both get over this.
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use this when trannies
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Basado. Here's another one
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The co-founder of Google in a speedo will never not be funny to me
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Feeling homicidal, may take pics later of my outfit. Idk.
Looks like Kendall Roy in 10-15 years
Sidenote but I seriously envy the absurdly inflated confidence of moids sometimes lol. Like when's the last time you saw a flabby unattractive 50 something woman in a tiny bikini at the beach…basically never, yet fat old scrotes will just let it all hang out shamelessly. It'd be a power move if they weren't all literally delusional. I'm sure this geriatric dates models and genuinely thinks they're attracted to him, kek.
Kendall Roy KEK
No but you’re totally right. When women are older and not in as good shape as they once were, they usually wear 1-piece swimsuits and just in general dress in a way that’s more flattering to their body type. Old fat moids will straight up wear banana hammocks with all their rolls hanging over it.
If you’ve ever been to a nude beach it’s the same way. Old fat dudes just hanging out buck ass naked. So gross. Where do they find the audacity?
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The fallout of moids crying over their internet father leaving them just like the biological fathers did is glorious. I've never had so much joy out of a death of an person in my life.
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BASED, XQC'S PENIS IS SO FUCKING MASSIVE. HE TALKED THE TALK AND HE CAN COCK THE COCK (?) HE ALWAYS BRAGGED ABOUT HIS JUICER AND HE PULLED IT OFF. PROBABLY SIX INCHES SOFT. TEN INCHES HARD. AND I DO NOT THINK HE IS CIRCUMSIZED (A BONUS FEATURE). HE IS A BIT RETARDED THOUGH BUT YOU KNOW AS THEY SAY, RETARD DICK HIT DIFF.
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Damn he belongs in the men age like milk thread. Never was my cup of tea but fuck dude got fugly. He looks like an Eastern European uncle lol
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Made macaroons last night using oat flour because I didn't have almonds. They turned out great, they have feet and everything! Only had to bake them twice as long as the recipe called for, kek. Anyways, who wants to have a tea party with me now?
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jesus christ I just came across risuka/jirai kei culture on tiktok and I feel sick. I did some more looking into it on twitter and found a video of someone with a weird straw needle or something jabbed into their arm, just spurting blood all over the place. NSFW. Why would someone do this? They could literally die just by losing so much blood.
Side note, I've never been the type to feel this way but I'm starting to feel woozy/sick when seeing blood. Not sure what changed in me. My bf cut his finger the other day and I couldn't even look.
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my sister gave me a teasingly nasty look because I like listening to music with my headphones in the bathroom kek. pls don’t judge me anons
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Can someone edit this pic with a suitable background
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knock yourself out
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Pray or manifest or whatever for me nonas
I have this job entry exam today and although I studied for it, it's gonna be a bitch ass exam because whenever you get a thing wrong, it cancels out a thing you got right. Plus I also have to write a short essay.
I just wanna help my mom pay the bills at home and leave neetdom aghh
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Imagine you're walking down a dark alleyway, all alone, at 3am and hear a sound behind you, then you turn your head around and see this…
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This works, but idk how long it will take.
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what does the cat say
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you may save this pic and use it as necessary, sisters.
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Same anon as >>1182221
and this just made me realise that this pic looks a thousand times better with this visual novel header kek. Thanks nonnie
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this image is even better
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do you anons remember max and ruby? I was just thinking about it and decided to Google when it first came out and I've just gone down a rabbit hole of different theories and apparently max has autism kek
So the trap didn't work. I must have made a mistake creating it because the wasp was completely disinterested. In the end I had to stun it with air freshener and beat the shit out of it with a roll of newspaper. My room smells horrible and I can't open the windows to ventilate for fear of another unwelcome guest, but I feel so much better knowing it's dead and gone.
Thank you Nona who mentioned the trap. Just the fact that you replied gave me some emotional strength.
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had my brain just been melted by weed or does this character’s proportions look really weird? all official art of her looks stiff like this and it’s bothering me. is it just her giant boobs?? she looks so strange.
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Yeah, it's super stiff
My main issue is with the shoulders, it doesn't have a natural slope and it looks like picrel
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Sleep well, anonaninacina, I hope tomorrow is also a good day for you.
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Anyone use Bullfrog sunscreen? Need to know thoughts. I am aware there is a thread in /g/, just figured I may fine a lovely nona that may use the sunscreen but not the thread. Kek
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Nonna, you like the gif don't you.
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I know right?? And the fact that some zoomers are copying Bella's 'style' cracks me up like why
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I love vaporwave color palettes
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Thank you kind tranny for once again showing us your true colors and what you think of women, feminists and lesbians! When us women are told to listen to the TRA's we will know exactly what values you hold.
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A little bit of male audacity to peak every once in a while
>>1183069>misogyny on full display and spamming porn
Ah, how very feminist of you. Thank you for adding to my collection and proving my point>>1183073
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Men can never become women and they need to accept the biological reality or kill themselves. We don’t care either way.
There are websites to find penpals like this one https://www.penpalworld.com/
but idk, one look at last logged in people's photos makes me feel uncomfortable lmao. I remember setting account on sth like this when I was younger and only people that would want to exchange addresses were of course old men.
Ideal scenario would be to get to know someone through digital means and once you establish that you get along and are normal, exchange addresses.
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Tiktok is so fucking cursed
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Some twitter user (angelengage) compiled stuff from idol tiktok and to me it feels like it's 4chan groomers.
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It's just fucking weird
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/g/ anons have some of the worst taste I've ever seen in my life.
NTA but I have three LC penpals. >>1183236
Analytic sites say LC is 52% burgs
I was very nervous but I guess I lucked out lol. There has to be some trust between both sides and things could've gone very, very badly but I'm lucky that they didn't. I gave one penpal my address first, but my other penpal gave me her address first so I didn't have to give any of my info up to her. Give and take.
Honestly my penpals could be raging troons but I'll keep telling myself they aren't lol.
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The fact that you could literally be one of my penpals is making me so happy kekk
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HEHE HI NONNIE
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Yeah, good for you. No one asked for it.
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I lovehate this dumb shit
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I spread some grass seed
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I just realized that for a big part of my life I thought I didn't like strong/buff men, then I started liking an specific type of stronger men when I was around 25~27 and I thought my tastes just changed - which true enough, but I thought I did an 180 when in actuality, I just finally realized that I never liked and probably never will like men on roids. For a big chunk of my life I just thought all buff dudes were these big, stiff, popping vein ridded weird proportionated Schwarzenegger types and I thought "I guess I like them if they don't work out so much, they could be softer", but they just need to not take enhancing drugs
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im forever going to hate my coworker for doing her makeup in the lobby bathroom for 20 whole minutes while i needed to have explosive diarrhea in PEACE!>>1183956
this pic is giving me impure thoughts
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imo a natural fit male build trumps all other male aesthetic, also looking at pics of early natural bodybuilders has been enlightening, they all look 1000x times better then the freakish steroid freaks we see on tv and Instagram https://coach.nine.com.au/fitness/bodybuilders-before-steroids/f5988e8b-06b0-4465-9f40-f21e6ab47f1e#1
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ma'am???? this is someone's real last name? this is like the time i checked in a reservation for a black dude whose first name was adolf
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for me these guys are the limit of what muscularity on a human being and I still think they look better then modern steroid freaks
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no shit i write paragarphs of garbage and don't even read them myself that's not a me problem that's a you problem because you have to read the absolute dogggrel that is my stream of conciousness and then suffer through my horrific anime reaction images i do not envy you but lmao you dumbass you actually read this message all the way you are such a clown
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Making granola is hard. I don't like that everyone pretends that it is easy.
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>The guys mentions an oldschool milsim about the Vietnam War with really cool pixel graphics
>"I recommend watching <this person> video about this game, she goes really in depth about it"
>Oh damn, a woman? This is so cool, it's kinda hard to see women in ultra niche stuff like this on yt, I'll definitely check her out
>Clicks on random video on her channel
>Fucking male voice and not even trying to sound anything but
I hate it here, nonnies.
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The urge to get myself arressted and thrown into jail for a year or 2 so that I can finally get through my /lit/ backlog is back.
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why tf did kaitlyn tiffany only mention how we're totes ~femcels~ and shit but never mentioned how much we love husbandos?
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My favourite thing about lolcow is that there are NO ADS
YAAAAAY it feels so good, I love lolcow
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I picked up running and cardio because I want a flat stomach but I wish my boobs just stayed at this size. I don't get any pain from running but I got some stretch marks on my boobs and now I'm worried, maybe a bit of chub isn't so bad.
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Being a millenial/gen z cusp is kinda cool. I get best and worst from both worlds.
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So I feel like lolcow can be like this at times, there are so many "hypothetical people" mentioned on lc that I have never seen or heard off in real life, boymoms, gamer bfs who live off their girlfriend and seeing troons everywhere(I think I saw one TIM prostitute on the street once and that's it) its absurd cause IRL if you were to ask 90% of people normal people about all the hypothetical peoples I listed, they would be confused
Um, that's boogeyperson to you
Same. Too millennial for the zoomers, too zoomer for millennials. Love to see it. >>1184731
Let’s all start a club for fags born 1994 - 1996.
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>>1184781>rotisserie chicken scraps
HOW DID YOU KNOWWWW
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True I forgot. Want some chicken?
NTA but don't scroll down page 1. Prepare for yet another possible CP raid. This time they'll surely prove that they're valid
"girls" and better than biological women!
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They follow the exact same pattern as the really horrible cp spam a week or so ago and all of those trannies where talking about how “terfs deserve it” on that incel forum. They’re all fucking pedos and prove it time and time again.
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Yes, it was discussed recently on a thread. Here's a link to the rk9 one though>>>/ot/54387
Also>the attitude towards moids has changed so much
As it should
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Men are so fucking disgusting it’s unbelievable. I can’t believe they where ever allowed a space on this site. This is the shit they post when they do: pictures of (mostly) little girls and young teenagers, numbered, with “rolling” which in scrote language means “roll some dice and see which one you will be fucking”. Disgusting subhumans.
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Yeah not all of them are but some of them are little girls
Also look at this femoids: we need to give up our precious time to deal with their vile behaviour and hope that one day maybe they will consider being nice to us and “consider” seeing us as full human beings. They should all fucking kill themselves.
The reason is simple: man love to suck each other's dicks. They post they horrendous greasy fugly mug shots and their fellas be like: "looking good, king!" and shit like that. And they believe each other so much they think they are entitled to criticize any woman, from the girl next door to the model. Men are retarded like that.>>1184976
Basic male behavior.
I think is past the time we solve the men problem. They are literal plague in the planet. Men don't deserve rights and there is too much of them. I am so sick of being obligated to pretend they are "equal" to me.
I translated the OP song of one of my favorite shoujo anime into my language and just trying to sing it is making me cry
It's just so cute, why do I have to cry at cute things?>>1184996
And you know what's funny and stupid is how they'll tell each other that they look fine, or alternatively tell each other what women like, because scrotes don't give a fuck about what women have to say so they'd rather listen to other braindead males, and then wonder why no woman wants them. lmao
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This is how interacting with lurking males on lolcow feels like smh
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What style of shirt is this called?
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I used to draw people on my subway ride home to practice. It was really fun! I did get nervous because some people noticed me doing it. I wasn't trying to make people into caricatures or anything, it was genuinely just practice. I was never good at art but it's something that I like to do. Maybe I should go out this weekend and draw some places around my city.
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This website bores me but I still go on it for hours every day
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KEK I meant to upload this but I just my brain shit itself and the multitude of colors blurred together
update: I did a quick diagnostic test on myself to see if I actually do have hirsutism, and I don't even have it in mild form. Here it is: https://www.aafp.org/afp/2012/0215/afp20120215p373.pdf
I suspected she was bullshitting, and confirmed my suspicions when she also diagnosed genital warts to me. Again, did 5 mins of research and no, don't have them either. You're probably just the tiniest bit hairier than the average woman (which I think is kinda hot)
My first one.. I thought I was having a spiritual experience. I was standing up during it and it was all very dramatic. Glad my first was a good one but at the same time..I feel like it was probably my best one and there's no topping it.
Maybe it was a spiritual experience
fucking same I hate it>>1185080
my dad is supposed to be tech/computer-savvy and yet he still keeps copy-pasting low-res pictures from google images and pasting them on a Word document and saving them like that, and also screenshotting whole web pages using Prnt Scrn and pasting them on Word from the beginning to the end of the page to print them like that. Holy shit dad, ffs
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I'm so happy, I hope i don't jinx myself though.
At first I thought they were cousins, so I thought "oh well, those things happen sometimes" but then I read "they're brother and sister". Yeah, that's pretty fucked up>>1185934
Same, going through it right now
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is it bad that i'm strictly attracted to guys who look like they haven't eaten or slept in days? do i have shit taste?
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i’m almost on the verge of tears right now gus-anon i’m exactly like you i love you i’m not just like patrick bateman i’m gustavo from breaking bad
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This post is dead serious. I'm going back in time and need a partner. You can pick the year and place but I can't take you back. I will teleport to you. You can take a backpack full of stuff. I fully expect to use our technology to start a new religion that forces men to be submissive and requires them to take an oath of silence.
Let’s go back to 1984. It’s a good place to start — not too
far back but just far back enough that it'd be interesting. I’m down to start the religion, one of the main facets should be aborting males. If we were in the early 80s we could save the world a lot of pain by making sure people like Onision were aborted instead of born. <3
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Nonnie, do you ever check your past classmates after years? I am so bored after the workout I might as well do that.
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Samefag, here is a pic of my little old man with the crinkle fish
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My birthday is in a few weeks. Might ask my parents if we can go to Outback Steakhouse again. Yeah I can ask to go someplace fancy but… I'm just a basic bitch who loves Outback kek.
Also their free bread is the best free bread of them all and I will die on this hill.
outback bread is so good they now sell a whole ass loaf in my country. wish they'd sell their butter too, that shit is so good, i've never been able to replicate it
also, happy birthday!
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Another day of scrolling for hours on end while being totally uninterested in everything I see
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>take my sleeping pill
>read a little bit of manga
>play 'Rain On The Window | Sleep Meditation, White Noise and Sleep Music by Sleep Sounds Podcast' on spotify with timer
>knock out snug at 12
This last week has felt like pure heaven. The pills are only temporary so I'm scared for when I run out.
Thanks nona!! I wish I could just go and eat the bread. The food is good, but I'm really there for the bread. It's so good, the best of them all.>>1186661
Thank you!! Also what country do you live in?! I need to move there lol. Don't they just give whipped butter on the side? Aaaaaaaaahhh I'm so excited to eat their bread now hehe
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you have to take me and we have to go to 1910, I'm taking a backpack full of soaps and antibiotics and I give you my word that there is no better time period to attempt this, men were very receptive to new ideas at the turn of the century, we can change history forever please please please please PLE I'M BEGGING YOU NONNIE
I nominate >>1187043
and may the goddess aid you on your journey
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I've been watching a lot of workout videos, especially military training/work out/courses, and naturally that usually has a lot of buff dudes on the thumbnails. My boyfriend saw my recommended full of these videos and he was like: "Okay, I got your message", which fine, that would be cool… But sweaty, I just wanna achieve that marine corps body, strength, mobility and endurance I deserve. I will carry you upstairs.
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thank you sister, I pray you will begin to see the effects of our work very soon
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I’m going to do a test that I feel like I’m going to do mediocre in/fail. Pray for me nonas
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Good luck nonny
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I'll never get over that my closest grocery store stopped carrying Quorn products.
On the plus side, they started selling some other vegan chicken brand that's pretty good, so I guess I'll live. nothing can compare to the Quorn nuggets and pieces though.
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I just want to find an eyeshadow shade, not get stared down by a psychopath
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kek I fucking knew it was romanianon having a mental breakdown in the amber thread (and probably also the horrifying news thread) again. I want to know how she instantly manages to pop up everytime pakianon shares her useless off topic opinions.
I have that "unhinged" gene, and live in a bad city so sometimes I think "fuck it, clown world. Nothing is real." and just act like how I was programmed to act. One time I was sobbing while driving, and this dude driving in front of me decided to use my driveway to temporarily pull into, causing me to have to drive around the block while he fucked around. So after like five minutes I'm back from around the block, he's still there on his phone. The unhinged gene went into a spasm, causing me to park illegally, exit my vehicle and fucking scream at him. And not something intelligible like "you're in my driveway" but rather shit that you'd see a SanFran homeless man yelling at 3am. It might as well have been dog barking broken up by "fuck" and "cuntstain" and jesus christ, the look on this poor bastards face. We're like the same age and he looked fucking bewildered. He raced out of my driveway and I was finally allowed to park. I know which car is his though and sometimes I hope to see him again just to hold lengthy eye contact. I fucking hate men! That fuck has no idea that he has created an enemy in me now, and his stupid Frenchman facial hair will be visible from hundreds of feet away, long before he recognizes my boring, standard brunette female form. I live in a bad city, and from that I will use their tools for survival. Although sometimes I think "wow I'm gonna be murdered and the news will rightfully spin it like I earned it for my hysteria." but seriously, when I go full-unhinged, men do not have a loaded or calculated reaction to it and are always scared and offput. I also just decided that instead of being kind for the #2847th time to my stupid neighbour, I would just scream in his face "SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE, HOLY JESUS CHRIST." and it fucking worked, he shut off his music and went inside. I'm so done with being polite, that shit is just for my family at this rate. Everyone else gets male-pattern abuse from me. I feel like I unlocked how regular men act.
Please marry me anon ily.
My life has improved 100% after I stopped holding back my sperg gene due to stupid societal expectations ad started going full schitzo on moids that do annoying shit like play loud music in the middle of the night or honk their car horn at me when I'm biking. Fuck them.
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i get somewhat optimistic whenever an anon posts on here and mentions a city near where i live.. just knowing that there are other unhinged women around me, its kind of comforting in a way
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I thought that trial was supposed to end today, but it's still fucking going.
Lord, I pray you let of this mess end soon so that I may never hear the names of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, or the crazy people pretending this is a fandom war, ever again. In Jesus name, amen.
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At first glance i thought this was a plaid skirt with cheeks cutout
Supposedly tampons used to be a lot worse for TSS, I believe it was something to do with how they bleached the cotton or something like that. Deaths from it peaked in the 80s. Nowadays they're much safer thanks to regulations, but of course you still shouldn't wear them in for hours and hours.
I still use them if I'll be out all day or physically active, but otherwise I've switched to washable pads and period proof underwear for the night.
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I'm afraid that if I get a cat I'll go crazy and start trying to buy everything with Hello Kitty on it.
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Ignore me, I'm just curious
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DRINGGG DRINGGGG WHICH ONE U WANT NONNIES
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DRINGGG DRINGGG I GOT MORE IN THE BACK
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I have 3 days to cram a semester's worth of work and make sure I get at least 60% on my last finals otherwise I start applying to the closest retail job and accept my new miserable future… I don't know if this is even possible.
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imagine being so misogynistic you'd rather support a drug lord and killer than a mother trying to keep her family together and not immediately being on board with her husband being a criminal
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Anime figures are cute, but I don't think they're worth $200+ (without even factoring in shipping, customs, etc). Weebs seem like such consoomers, and for what?
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I think I've finally gotten to the point of not caring about ever being in a relationship again and it's so freeing not centering yourself around being "relationship material" and what you can bring to the table. It causes me less stress about the goals I want to reach. I know nonnies will say "you just haven't found your Nigel yet!!!" but I honestly don't care to kiss frogs before I might ever find a Nigel. Humans are complicated and you can't always tell if your scrote's gonna turn out to be an asshole or not. I honestly take being by myself over going through endless hardships and then MAYBE finding someone.
I don't know, I bet there aren't that many compared to TERF
island. Probably on the internet since actual events are so rare and you're always in danger of being harmed by TRA scrotes
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When you learn how to do certain things yourself, the thought of ever giving money to someone to do it just sounds ridiculous. Paying someone over $150 for braids when I can go buy hair for less than $30 and do it myself? Pffftt, do I look like a fucking fool >>1189845
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Me no like when neighbor honk horn to say they arrive. Me angry pace at door. Me hit neighbor with rock
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>8 years old
>watch spirit religiously
>scene of little creek letting spirit go
>look at my cat
>open veranda door
>try to shoo her out under tears
>It's The Right Thing To Do
>doesn't move an inch
>lazily looks up to me
>welp guess she likes it here well enough
>never try again
>think back on it a more than a decade later
>mfw i realize she's always been free roaming
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I hate those types more than anyone, why give them the spotlight?
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I'm banning ads and commercials, we've endured enough
M u r i c a
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Well hello there anon….
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armin, levy and eren are so fucking ugly and insufferable and i'm tired of pretending otherwise. isayama cannot draw nor write for shit
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He is a garbage mangaka. But he also created my husbando. fml.
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I randomly thought of Yandere Simulator after like 5 years so I looked to see what's going on with that trainwreck. Turns out theres a bajillion(and counting) new "sexy" but ultimately pointless characters for the creator to presumably jack off to that have priority over old characters when it comes to art, essays of contrived lore that only exist to explain poor writing and game design (this lore involves eugenics and WW2 for some reason) and a million contrived easter eggs and even more lore paragraphs that have no effect on actual gameplay. I am floored by how this guy is still coming up with new ideas and characters. At some point you just have to give up
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eren is ugly-cute though and timskip armin is handsome in some shots
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Yeah I don't even fucking know what's happening with this game
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well, thank god for fanart
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me and who else?
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florence pugh midsommar anime
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UGH I WANNA MARRY SOMEONE WITH BROWN EYES, Y'ALL FUCKERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. Full of love 'n cuteness 'n shit.
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me omw back in time to warn Juliet about lovebombing
Go get rest nona>>1190775
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>at work (retailfag)
>lady shopping near me with baby in cart
>baby is babbling loudly and constantly
>no big deal, she's learning to speak
>get nearer to baby because I have to grab something off a shelf
>her eyes lock onto me like a predator as she realizes I am a new conversation mate
>I nod and say "so true, bestie"
>her mom glares at me, huffs, and shuffles her away from me
what did I do wrong, anons
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Omg remember that retard moid posting Wojacks earlier I’d click on a thread to report it and it would already be deleted blessed farmhands
If I was the mom I would have laughed. I thought people at regular reproduction age at this point would be in tune with lingo like that and would find it funny? Like the oldest millennials right now are early 40s.
Anyway fuck that bitch. You're cute, anon. Retail sucks.
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Fuck off burger I want mr whippy
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Give me a Feast, or as the Swedes and Germans call it…
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All this ice-cream posting makes me miss picrelated. I don't know if it's even popular anywhere other than than my home country. Haven't had it in years
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I wanna join the icecreamposting too. Here, have a spurdo spärde ice cream. I haven't eaten one in years but these take be back to childhood summers when we were allowed to pick one (1) single serving ice cream so ofc everyone would pick the largest one.
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Weeb ice cream
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I'm not the only one right
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These were so good, especially the coca cola ones
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Does anyone else find things like this funny and cute? The simple, wholesome search query is part of it. The singular nouns when there should be some plural that give it has the earnestness of a web 1.0 page personally run by someone is part of it, too. And the pictures of the things above the words making it seem like google is teaching the reader what those things are like you'd show a toddler flash cards with the name and picture of an animal.
It's as though some kind of nature guardian saw my good intentions and and decided to personally provide an answer to my search.
Does anyone else get any of these vibes?
I simp over Andrew
God i h8 men so much
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I wanted to check a fic someone linked in m before it was completely obliterated but I can't even remember where it was linked damn you incompetent admin now I'll never know if that fic was any good
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I kinda miss the era where young adult book trends dominated movies and television. mostly for nostalgia, but it was also fun to see the rise of whatever the "next big thing" was at the time. first it was harry potter and other fantasy films, then it was twilight and the supernatural romance era, then hunger games and the dystopian era. hollywood has been stuck on superhero blockbusters for awhile and now young adult adaptations have been moved to being tv shows on streaming platforms. I want to see a new genre explode in popularity again, it's so boring now…give me a fun billion dollar franchise that hasn't been beaten to death already! I do wonder what the next trend will be though
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As someone that keeps geese for eggs, geese fucking love romaine lettuce and round lettuce. The first day I let them in my vegetable garden to eat pests with the chickens, they decimated my entire lettuce crop. Every time I tried to stop them I was hissed at. Five geese demolished a whole summer's worth of lettuce plants in 10 minutes.
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saw this on a pic of bruised hands holding flowers… guess the kids are finally peaking, baby!
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i have seen this guy around and i assumed he was 'cool' because he seems popular and outgoing. well i had a convo with him for the first time the other day and nonitas, and he was so spergy. idk if he was nervous to talk to me or what but i immediately got the ick. i wasn't romantically interested in him in the first place or attracted to him, but he def is one of the men that i find off-putting and want to avoid. he didn't even talk about any weird or inappropriate topics, it was just the way he talked.. idk how to explain it.. this guy looks like a stereotypical 'chad' so his sperginess was a surprise kek.
have you guys experienced something like this? have u ever talked to someone who seemed cool at first but as soon as they opened their mouth the image you had of them in your mind immediately fell apart?
They are real bastards and that's part of the appeal. The Canada geese I feed will be eating from a pile of cracked corn, and they'll see another goose eating from another pile 5 feet away, and they'll leave their pile just to charge at the other goose to get it away from its pile.
They are aggressive and kind of dumb. But they love their families and they can be sweet. Wild ones will eat from your hand if they trust you and they make soft little honks sometimes when eating…. I honk back at them to try and let them know they're safe. And they have peaceful moments where they sit near me and just rest and close their eyes… having an animal trust you is priceless. I will try feeding them lettuce to try and gain their trust to eventually be able to pet them.
ayrt, I also feed crows lol. They like peanuts (make sure to get unsalted), and supposedly dog food.
This is just anecdotal, but if you're in an urban area, the crows may be spoiled because they get a lot of human food, so they might not be as appreciative of peanuts. I hear they also like dog food but I don't know if that's good for them. Please just don't feed them (or any other birds) bread.
The problem with crows is that they're too smart to come too close to humans so you will never get to pet them, it's like unrequited love. But to see that intelligent look in their eyes, as they clearly evaluate you as you watch them is something else. They are incredibly intelligent.
is it rejection sensitive dysphoria for me to feel like an absolutely hated reply guy just because the last 3 friends/ mutuals i've replied to or DM'ed never responded or left me on read all in a row today (they could literally just be busy, or forgot, or they don't place a retarded high value on validation in the form of liking and replying on social media like i do) or am i just genuinely that unfunny, unlikable and unremarkable? and why does my broken brain always have to assume the worst like that? i'm not even that terminally online, so it sucks even more on days like these when i do log on and interact with people and get like nothing back. just makes me want to isolate even more. meanwhile these friends will never have any idea the hoops that i jump through for the most mundane shit, they literally probably jst have busier lives than my loser ass>>1191933
MAKE ONE! this kinda made me want to self-soothe via logging back onto neopets or like finding those old 2000s era dollz makers
i just found a pretty good alternativehttps://en.picmix.com/
but having pics without the blingee logo in the corner feels so… soulless…
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I've been struggling with UTIs for so long, I'm surprised I haven't got a kidney infection, gone into insanity (yes that's a real side effect) or developed sepsis yet…or at least I don't think I have
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I got it yesterday and I have no clue what to do since all of the doctors are open only tomorrow and I've got a trip soon. Are pills with cranberries a meme?
They're not a meme, they don't cure UTIs but OTC cranberry pills (like Azo) do help with the symptoms. Try a telehealth place if you can't get to a doctor and they can prescribe you antibiotics. Don't let an infection stick around too long like me kek
Don't do cranberry juice because most of them have sugar or are a mix of other juices (well, in America they are. I'm not sure where you live). Iirc, there's also nothing to support that cranberries do much for vaginal health. Drink your weight in water instead, and pray to the vagina gods.
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Is there anything more annoying than having a KK Slider song stuck in your head? I can't google the lyrics, but I know it's one of the more popular songs… Dadadaaa da…
steep hill>any other
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Just checked out my psycho ex on insta after a long time and he got so fat lmaooo no way that's karma bitch
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I've started listening to the bible project podcast and when I was buying tobacco this figure was staring at me. Loves Him
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Would 'redpill pick-up artist' men consider nigels betas or HVM? I always got the impression that they'd view them as'beta providers', even if their gfs/wives genuinely love them
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CHIQUITA WASSUP BABY YOU
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Which celebrity would you want to resemble if you could look like anyone? For me it's either Phoebe Tonkin or Jennifer Connelly
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This beautiful succubus.
The first celeb that came to mind for me was a guy, and not even as a joke.
I will not tran out.. I will not tran out kek
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not sure if she counts as a celeb but I always thought the lead singer from Within Temptation is striking and gorgeous and I would love to look like her.
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Also her?? I have no idea what her name is honestly, I only know her as a character from NCIS lol but she's particularly striking
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I had some googly eyes stuck to my sweater sleeves all fucking day, I was wondering about the rattling but only realised once I got home and changed
, I still feel stupid for getting annoyed at the sound, I heard it even through headphones I wonder if other people were looking at me kek
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Just got banned from Tinder forever lmao. I kept creating and deleting fake accounts just to see who was there. I didn't plan to use it for real anyway so fuck it. Curiosity isn't going to kill me.
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I just want to stare at handsome men through a screen, preferably a handsome man in a movie. Why do 3D men look better on 2D format?
Thanks anon, I haven't had a heart attack yet, the caffeine has probably worn off now.
I'm going to go drink a decaf sweet tea. I hope I have lemons so I can make an Arnold Palmer.
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I had a teacher in highschool that looked exactly like Anne Hathaway and I was so confused why she seemed so familiar until I watched The Princess Diaries out of all movies lol.
I'd rather have their body than face>>1192877>>1192887
You are so hot anons
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anya taylor joy
stacy martinamber heard
i want to be pretty but not the kind of botched kardashian look that's now considered "pretty". I want to be more like a 80s-00s basic girl and have a nice body
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But Nana before her jaw shaving, Yuki Nakama or Suzy Bae.
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tao okamoto with short hair
go hear those sweet sweet sound effects again
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technically model not celeb but im obsessed with ugbad
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Who's gonna make the new tru crime thread on /m/?
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we get it you are grown up and woke. Enough with this shitty opener.
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Two American moids thought I was Asian because of the way my voice sounds. Both of them don't even know eachother. My profile picture is not anime or cartoony. People are weird.
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Oh sweet bananoners will you hold my hand?
ended up making it here: >>>/ot/1193579
yes, I know I did a shitty job but at least we have a thread
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I went out for dinner the other night and got roped into paying for bottomless drinks because the rest of the table wanted to do it and the restaurant said it had to be a whole table deal, even though I can't drink alcohol. My friends paid for my share since my birthday is coming up though so it was nice. I was sad because I couldn't get a virgin pina colada since their blender was broken but I got a virgin mojito and I'm… surprised because it was really good kek. I always thought a mojito was 90% alcohol and some mint thrown in but this one was good lol.
Anyway I don't drink so I don't really know any drinks and what can be made virgin. Virgin mojitos are so good and I want more now though.
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This is stupid but I love it
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virgin watermelon mojitos are the best summer drink ever!
This is very retarded, at most she will maybe end up as a tradthot.>>1193830
also its 2022 most woman are used to men shitting on their appearance, that tactic is dumb and outdated,
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I miss them so much girls
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This from Walmart is pretty good but I cannot stand colorful ice cream
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There's this Youtube channel where they interview physically or mentally disabled people and I feel so conflicted about it. Like on one hand it's useful to know about their lives and their condition and how they are coping but at the same time it feels somehow wrong. Like they are obviously cashing in on people's misery
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When will they fucking stop
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You know, the more I learn about penguins, the more I realize that thing about penguins sometimes being gay actually isn't the W for the LGBT some people thought it washttps://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/penguins-graphic-sex-acts-shocked-antarctic-explorer-ashamed-reveal-article-1.1093723
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i'm so horny but not like sex horny like i need to put my hands all over a man's body or else i WILL DIE
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I thought moving out to the country would be nice and it is for the most part but NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LARGE SPIDERS IN THIS HOUSE I need an adult y’all I just woke up to pee and there was just a giant one CHILLING ON THE WALL LIKE IT OWNS THE DAMN BATHROOM I blasted that thing with pesticide like my life depended on it. I can handle most things in life but spiders, MULTIPLE OF THEM IN LIKE 2 DAYS are a hard no. Im in my late 20s so very much an adult but I need a more adult adult to handle this shit for me
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i love when puppies and kitties wake up from a nap with scruffy bedhead my dog woke up like this and i gave him 20 kisses
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I just ate molded berries by accident. About how much time do I have left before the mold takes over my body?
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I dreamed I drew this and posted on lolcow:
>a 4 panel vertical comic
>first picture: a bunch of different girls, someone asks them "what kind of boys do you like?"
>second picture: they respond with varied answers, athletic guys, skinny emo guys, singer/artist types, boy next door, nerdy guy, mads mikkelsen
>third picture: same as 1 but with guys, what kind of girls do you like?
>fourth picture: tits, ass, tits, ass, tits, ass
I don't even own a drawing tablet
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At least I still have my personality
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Why do I have to see this ugly ass motherfucker? I've went years without seeing him in my actual YouTube feed, I've only seen him in his thread. Would it be bad to say I wanna restrict all moids from playing dating games or maybe from just breathing in general.
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Let's scream from the rooftops nonnie
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Go crazy! Go wild!!
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We got ourselves a beautiful farm here, nonnies
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I have no social media or friends and I must scream! I'm designing a little Winnie the Pooh raglan for my baby boy and he let me try it on to see if the torso was wide enough. Heavenly!! If I could attach this photo to the back of an airplane and fly around major cities with it, I would.
that is soooooo adorable. congrats nonnie
! his colour is perfect for winnie the pooh. your baby seems very patient and cute
I’d want to bake stuff with the produce to sell. Quiches, pies, jams, etc. Maybe even meat dishes, if we have livestock on this hypothetical farm. I’ve always wanted to learn how to make butter and cheese.
Also the idea of a literal lolcow farm just makes me think of little Chris-Chans and Onisions sprouting out of the ground like cabbages.
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WHY CAN'T I BE THIS COOL
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i'm quoting neon genesis evangelion to a normie guy who's in love with me and doesn't know shit about anime so he doesn't know these are just quotes and he tells me how smart I am, this is is the best time of my life nonnies
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I had this saved on my phone from a game ad kek
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I haven't had eyelashes or eyebrows for the last twenty years because of a health thing. I've never used make-up to try and create the look of having them either. It's never bothered me much. I am egg.
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> slapping him in the face and doesn't even flinch, just laughs and says something like "How delightful" before sipping champagne
Funny, if a man did something bad enough to warrant a slap and they responded like this I think I would try to tear their balls off.
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It's ok zhanna has bigger guns
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There's no time to explain, nonny. Get on
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But my IBS will act up!
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You wanna be a depressed messy alcoholic with a room like picrel?
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So yesterday I posted on Stupid Questions lamenting that it looks like my periods have now devolved into diarrhea fests and some anons shared their own experiences with chronic period shits. I felt much better (aside from my ass) but today by partner texted me from work telling me that he's experiencing the same symptoms and is almost literally shitting himself
>surprise it was a fucking stomach virus
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The absolute state of men.
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How many teenagers do you have to sniff to come to this conclusion?
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I have an ex who I upset once because I told her she tasted like mashed potatoes. I meant like when you're doing internal play and there's cream on the toy after.. it kinda smells and tastes like mash to me. I've noticed it with multiple partners
Mashed potato is the next phase
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anons I just made tres leches for the first time, it is sitting in the fridge to set, please send positive energy at it
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why arent metalheads like this cutie picrel
they're fat greasy and old neckbeards here
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Why do so many of them troon out nowadays? There definitely used to be plenty of cute ones once upon of time. Maybe it was all just a dream.
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In my shithole EE country I see plenty of cute metal head dudes, as well as buff metalhead dudes and uber normie dudes who happen to like metal
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This dude looked so good before he just bulked up insanely (I think from roids), why so many moids just lack the moderation gene ffs
it's a tiktoker egomaniac bodybuilder, not worthy it, but his name is tyler gram
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what is this phenomenon? a few hot dudes from back in high school decided to sissify themselves. completely ruined. can't even do hair or makeup, or look good in skirts. just because the eggshaped neckbeards called them faggots?
if they cared so much then maybe they are, but then i see them serially dating arthoes with septum piercings
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This guys "QnA" on Instagram is really corny. I can tell he is insufferable as fuck.
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some combination of porn addiction and picrel >>1195583>>1195593
nonna's, this is very clearly meant as a dumb joke
Yeah, I think that was a joke too, but he is
insufferable and full of himself. And he lies a lot about how he achieved his current body.
is this guy serious?>>1195587>because he's ginger
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Sorry I deleted it anon, here
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I like this one too
sidon's slimy dick >>
though that twink faggot does already have plenty of experience riding him…
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Beat him up
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My greatest crime was being a petite woman with a high pitched voice and small wrists and big naturals. Everything that this thing cannot attain, not even with a scalpel. And that's why they whip up hate mobs against me. This is what gender based violence looks like in 2022.
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You both make me feel ten thousand years old.
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I love James Gandolfini and Edie Falco but I hate how much "we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe" energy this image has. It haunts me.
Could you share which game attracted this group? >there are no real biological differences between men and women
How about dicks and pussies? pardon my french.
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I made this meme, idk where to post it so here you go, enjoy
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I don't know what the proper thread is for this shit but I'm in a discord server (mainly lurk) and someone posted that they ~*~updated their pronouns profile~*~ so my nosy ass went to go look and god what the FUCK am I looking at. Go outside and touch some fucking grass girlie
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kek I love this so much nona
it with the seed oil thing? I had never heard that before and then suddenly everyone on lc is saying it and then some friends in real life started saying it.
If I was a youtuber and I had a virtual avatar I would make one that looks like a robot, but not an anime girl robot, a real huge rusty armored robot with wires sticking out of it and a body like a literal fridge and I would talk in my girl voice and coomers would seethe because they can't fuck the girl robot because it's a rusty fridge with appendages. This is my cringe power fantasy.>>1196195
How do these retard pronouns even work, ghost/ghost's?>He is missing. Have you seen him?>Ghost is missing. Have you seen ghost's?
Makes no sense
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A couple of years ago I came home and this was on my bed. I asked my parents where it came from and my dad said he was at Target with my mom and saw a little girl pick it up. She apparently looked like she really wanted it and put it back down, maybe so she could go find her mom to ask her to buy it. My dad took it and bought it (it was the last one) and gave it to me lol. I still have it and laugh at the thought that my dad just wanted to be a little petty kek. I like Hello Kitty stuff so it worked out for me in the end.
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Watch your back anon, I'm gonna steal this from you next
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I can’t believe ur dad did that. Fucked up.
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IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS NOT EVERY BOAT HUH?? ARE TRAINS BOATS NOW? ARE BUSES? I FUCKING HATE CAPTCHA
Aw thank you. It does feel immature for me since I still have these insecurities, I'm just not completely acting on them. >>1196379
I actually have a lot of my father's features, so I think that might actually be where my mother's nitpicking comes from. I know it's common for mother's to do that with their daughters, but man it fucking sucks.
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I was dealing with terrible tooth pain recently (I think a cut on my gum got infected). It got to the point where my head and throat hurt, I was shaking and sweating. I guess infections are not fun. In my half-lucid state, I found some old-ass antibiotics and started just taking them, and mixing some with alcohol and oragel, and applying it to my tooth. Thank Jesus for antibiotics I woke up this morning a new person. finally healing, no more almost passing out, thank you Alexander Fleming, i love you
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I love pic related but fuck me I can't justify giving 80€ for it. Maybe one day when I'm rich or something
True, however, these antibiotics were not prescribed to me, they were prescribed to my mom.I would hate for this to get worse and for me to make some new kind of superbug in my mouth. In that case, I'll keep taking then until I can see a doctor then, thank you.>>1196554
True, they definitely weren't they were originally prescribed to my mom for a vaginal infection (not to air her business out here). I don't think I will be able to see a dentist for a few months, but I will try to see what I can do, thank you.
It's from Anatometal and titanium, but yea the stone is zirconium I think >>1196567
I bought stuff multiple times from them and the quality is really hit or miss. They also don't have stuff like this
I also want a medal nonnie
insert heart emoji
If this is a Carrd, you can post it in the Carrd cringe thread.>>875859
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I'm fine with nonny
's mommies posting and even grandmas. But anyone bringing their scrotes here deserves spicy diarrhea.