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No. 1180691
For all your dumbass thoughts
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>>1169330 No. 1180695
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hahahhahaha FIRST
No. 1180776
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I am a DUMBASS I am a MORON and I am PROUD OF IT
No. 1180779
Why is she binging on 2 extra dinner meals
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZCn8zlFQY2k?feature=shareCan the anon re-explain how to embed shorts. Can’t be bothered to use the shitty search function
(lolcow.farm/info) No. 1180830
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>>1180779it's in the technical help thread in meta
No. 1180854
>>1180610>Russian is also difficult because they don’t take the time to teach letters the way Japanese does.There's a section for learning the characters that exists in both the Japanese and Russian courses. However, as someone who already knew kana and cyrillic pretty well before starting Duolingo, I must agree that the Japanese lessons are piss easy while Russian is proving much more difficult. But it might just be that I'm waaaay more familiar with Japanese grammar and vocabulary and its pronunciation is incredibly easy for me.
Yes, different courses have different levels of difficulty. That's because different teams work on them.
No. 1180970
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What’s the subgenre of men who listen to car seat headrest, aphex twin, ecco2K and black midi ,who also spends thousands of dollars on designer clothing from streetwear brands, has at least 1 tattoo and was probably wore supreme when they were in middle-school or high-school called? I think it’s a cross-hybrid with men who are into fashion, skater druggies, and music men. I think they’re terminally online American men aged 20-24 who have really rich parents
No. 1180975
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Alex used to be my favorite spy but I was so dissapointed in her when she became emo that I switched to Clover
No. 1180989
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TFW last reblog from someone who was your mutual was 6 years ago
No. 1180995
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I haven't came to the farms in a while, hope all you ladies are doing well
No. 1180996
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so i found out last night that portable saunas are a thing
No. 1181040
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>>1181018Joke's on you, text hearts are allowed. Mods even show us how. Better luck next time Noni ♥
No. 1181050
Every since I started tracking my mood changes and horniness on a calendar, I'm convinced that my menstrual cycle fucks up my hormones more than I used to think.
Like right now and since a couple days ago, I've been feeling like shit no matter what I try, whereas a week ago I was feeling pretty good.
>>1181040Let's see if this works ♥
No. 1181074
>>1181071Kiss Ezra
Kill everyone else
No. 1181088
>>1181071Marry John Boyega and make her carry my children with those hips (she is ftm)
Kiss paul dano but on the cheek
Kill Ezra and save Hawaii, becoming a local hero
No. 1181094
>>1181071kiss and marry ezra and kill the others
> Kiss paul dano but on the cheekkek anon
No. 1181101
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I am losing my shit at this pic she posted of her shooped ass
everyone_is_so_mean_to_me.jpg
No. 1181113
>>1181071Kill Ezra, he's pretty but he's too much of a shitty asshole.
Fuck Boyega, he's short and average looking and a bit of a sperg online, but maybe he fucks okay and it would be only once
Marry Paul Dano, he's kinda average on the uglier side, but he's tall, has nice hair and hands and seem like an okay guy
No. 1181144
>>1181071marry ezra kiss dano lightly punch boyega
I don't want to hurt anyone
No. 1181145
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THEY DON'T GET IT, I NEED ALL MY 70 TABS OPEN
No. 1181165
>>1181071Marry ezra
Kiss dano
Kill bogeya and his child bearing hips
No. 1181166
>>1181071Kill Ezra, easy.
Marry Dano
Kiss Boyega
No. 1181168
File: 1652551246149.jpg (761.58 KB, 1075x1716, Screenshot_20220503-203004_Han…)
I'm still cracking up about this
No. 1181172
File: 1652551342990.jpg (72.62 KB, 549x767, 90b.jpg)
>>1181168it reminded me of this meme when i first saw it kek
No. 1181186
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Ezra Miller
No. 1181191
Responding here since I couldn't in the last one.
>>1180521Thank you anon, you're really kind. I know it's childish to care this much about what people think of me. I just feel so exposed wearing clothing that doesn't fully cover me.
I'm sorry for your situation as well, I hope we can both get over this.
No. 1181233
File: 1652555645536.gif (11.59 KB, 194x26, fRqv.gif)
use this when trannies
No. 1181267
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pls ignore
No. 1181300
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>>1181267>>1181233Basado. Here's another one
No. 1181407
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The co-founder of Google in a speedo will never not be funny to me
No. 1181427
File: 1652568139013.gif (1.34 MB, 220x124, malcolm-in-the-middle-dewey.gi…)
Feeling homicidal, may take pics later of my outfit. Idk.
No. 1181433
>>1181407Looks like Kendall Roy in 10-15 years
Sidenote but I seriously envy the absurdly inflated confidence of moids sometimes lol. Like when's the last time you saw a flabby unattractive 50 something woman in a tiny bikini at the beach…basically never, yet fat old scrotes will just let it all hang out shamelessly. It'd be a power move if they weren't all literally delusional. I'm sure this geriatric dates models and genuinely thinks they're attracted to him, kek.
No. 1181446
>>1181433Kendall Roy KEK
No but you’re totally right. When women are older and not in as good shape as they once were, they usually wear 1-piece swimsuits and just in general dress in a way that’s more flattering to their body type. Old fat moids will straight up wear banana hammocks with all their rolls hanging over it.
If you’ve ever been to a nude beach it’s the same way. Old fat dudes just hanging out buck ass naked. So gross. Where do they find the audacity?
No. 1181500
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The fallout of moids crying over their internet father leaving them just like the biological fathers did is glorious. I've never had so much joy out of a death of an person in my life.
No. 1181656
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BASED, XQC'S PENIS IS SO FUCKING MASSIVE. HE TALKED THE TALK AND HE CAN COCK THE COCK (?) HE ALWAYS BRAGGED ABOUT HIS JUICER AND HE PULLED IT OFF. PROBABLY SIX INCHES SOFT. TEN INCHES HARD. AND I DO NOT THINK HE IS CIRCUMSIZED (A BONUS FEATURE). HE IS A BIT RETARDED THOUGH BUT YOU KNOW AS THEY SAY, RETARD DICK HIT DIFF.
No. 1181849
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>>1181407Damn he belongs in the men age like milk thread. Never was my cup of tea but fuck dude got fugly. He looks like an Eastern European uncle lol
No. 1181925
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Made macaroons last night using oat flour because I didn't have almonds. They turned out great, they have feet and everything! Only had to bake them twice as long as the recipe called for, kek. Anyways, who wants to have a tea party with me now?
No. 1181926
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jesus christ I just came across risuka/jirai kei culture on tiktok and I feel sick. I did some more looking into it on twitter and found a video of someone with a weird straw needle or something jabbed into their arm, just spurting blood all over the place. NSFW. Why would someone do this? They could literally die just by losing so much blood.
Side note, I've never been the type to feel this way but I'm starting to feel woozy/sick when seeing blood. Not sure what changed in me. My bf cut his finger the other day and I couldn't even look.
No. 1181990
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my sister gave me a teasingly nasty look because I like listening to music with my headphones in the bathroom kek. pls don’t judge me anons
No. 1182021
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Can someone edit this pic with a suitable background
No. 1182025
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>>1182021knock yourself out
No. 1182063
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Pray or manifest or whatever for me nonas
I have this job entry exam today and although I studied for it, it's gonna be a bitch ass exam because whenever you get a thing wrong, it cancels out a thing you got right. Plus I also have to write a short essay.
I just wanna help my mom pay the bills at home and leave neetdom aghh
No. 1182221
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>>1182021Imagine you're walking down a dark alleyway, all alone, at 3am and hear a sound behind you, then you turn your head around and see this…
No. 1182228
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>>1182225This works, but idk how long it will take.
No. 1182233
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>>1182221what does the cat say
No. 1182237
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you may save this pic and use it as necessary, sisters.
No. 1182242
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>>1182233Same anon as
>>1182221 and this just made me realise that this pic looks a thousand times better with this visual novel header kek. Thanks
nonnie.
No. 1182340
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>>1180997>>1180996this image is even better
No. 1182448
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do you anons remember max and ruby? I was just thinking about it and decided to Google when it first came out and I've just gone down a rabbit hole of different theories and apparently max has autism kek
No. 1182498
>>1182236So the trap didn't work. I must have made a mistake creating it because the wasp was completely disinterested. In the end I had to stun it with air freshener and beat the shit out of it with a roll of newspaper. My room smells horrible and I can't open the windows to ventilate for fear of another unwelcome guest, but I feel so much better knowing it's dead and gone.
Thank you Nona who mentioned the trap. Just the fact that you replied gave me some emotional strength.
No. 1182616
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had my brain just been melted by weed or does this character’s proportions look really weird? all official art of her looks stiff like this and it’s bothering me. is it just her giant boobs?? she looks so strange.
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>>1182616Yeah, it's super stiff
My main issue is with the shoulders, it doesn't have a natural slope and it looks like picrel
No. 1182709
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>>1182698Sleep well, anonaninacina, I hope tomorrow is also a good day for you.
No. 1182879
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Anyone use Bullfrog sunscreen? Need to know thoughts. I am aware there is a thread in /g/, just figured I may fine a lovely nona that may use the sunscreen but not the thread. Kek
No. 1182982
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>>1182916Nonna, you like the gif don't you.
No. 1183041
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>>1183040I know right?? And the fact that some zoomers are copying Bella's 'style' cracks me up like why
No. 1183057
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I love vaporwave color palettes
No. 1183064
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Thank you kind tranny for once again showing us your true colors and what you think of women, feminists and lesbians! When us women are told to listen to the TRA's we will know exactly what values you hold.
No. 1183079
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A little bit of male audacity to peak every once in a while
No. 1183086
>>1183069>misogyny on full display and spamming pornAh, how very feminist of you. Thank you for adding to my collection and proving my point
>>1183073exactly
No. 1183087
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Men can never become women and they need to accept the biological reality or kill themselves. We don’t care either way.
No. 1183117
>>1183083There are websites to find penpals like this one
https://www.penpalworld.com/ but idk, one look at last logged in people's photos makes me feel uncomfortable lmao. I remember setting account on sth like this when I was younger and only people that would want to exchange addresses were of course old men.
Ideal scenario would be to get to know someone through digital means and once you establish that you get along and are normal, exchange addresses.
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LOLCOR…
No. 1183274
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Tiktok is so fucking cursed
No. 1183285
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>>1183282Some twitter user (angelengage) compiled stuff from idol tiktok and to me it feels like it's 4chan groomers.
No. 1183286
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>>1183285It's just fucking weird
No. 1183377
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/g/ anons have some of the worst taste I've ever seen in my life.
No. 1183393
>>1183106NTA but I have three LC penpals.
>>1183236Analytic sites say LC is 52% burgs
No. 1183429
>>1183411I was very nervous but I guess I lucked out lol. There has to be some trust between both sides and things could've gone very, very badly but I'm lucky that they didn't. I gave one penpal my address first, but my other penpal gave me her address first so I didn't have to give any of my info up to her. Give and take.
Honestly my penpals could be raging troons but I'll keep telling myself they aren't lol.
No. 1183440
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>>1183429The fact that you could literally be one of my penpals is making me so happy kekk
No. 1183449
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>>1183440HEHE HI
NONNIE!!
No. 1183452
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>>1183444Yeah, good for you. No one asked for it.
No. 1183560
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>>1183285I lovehate this dumb shit
No. 1183942
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>>1183930I spread some grass seed
No. 1183956
File: 1652729300557.jpg (28.76 KB, 564x654, 5dfa7834251bc08bb26d0b44860a60…)
I just realized that for a big part of my life I thought I didn't like strong/buff men, then I started liking an specific type of stronger men when I was around 25~27 and I thought my tastes just changed - which true enough, but I thought I did an 180 when in actuality, I just finally realized that I never liked and probably never will like men on roids. For a big chunk of my life I just thought all buff dudes were these big, stiff, popping vein ridded weird proportionated Schwarzenegger types and I thought "I guess I like them if they don't work out so much, they could be softer", but they just need to not take enhancing drugs
No. 1184256
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im forever going to hate my coworker for doing her makeup in the lobby bathroom for 20 whole minutes while i needed to have explosive diarrhea in PEACE!
>>1183956this pic is giving me impure thoughts
No. 1184297
File: 1652757586008.jpg (125.03 KB, 683x1024, Sandow.jpg)
>>1183956imo a natural fit male build trumps all other male aesthetic, also looking at pics of early natural bodybuilders has been enlightening, they all look 1000x times better then the freakish steroid freaks we see on tv and Instagram
https://coach.nine.com.au/fitness/bodybuilders-before-steroids/f5988e8b-06b0-4465-9f40-f21e6ab47f1e#1 No. 1184302
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ma'am???? this is someone's real last name? this is like the time i checked in a reservation for a black dude whose first name was adolf
No. 1184306
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>>1184301for me these guys are the limit of what muscularity on a human being and I still think they look better then modern steroid freaks
No. 1184337
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>>1184334>>1184334no shit i write paragarphs of garbage and don't even read them myself that's not a me problem that's a you problem because you have to read the absolute dogggrel that is my stream of conciousness and then suffer through my horrific anime reaction images i do not envy you but lmao you dumbass you actually read this message all the way you are such a clown
No. 1184360
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Making granola is hard. I don't like that everyone pretends that it is easy.
No. 1184369
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>Be me
>Watching video
>The guys mentions an oldschool milsim about the Vietnam War with really cool pixel graphics
>"I recommend watching <this person> video about this game, she goes really in depth about it"
>Oh damn, a woman? This is so cool, it's kinda hard to see women in ultra niche stuff like this on yt, I'll definitely check her out
>Clicks on random video on her channel
>Fucking male voice and not even trying to sound anything but
>mfw.jpg
I hate it here, nonnies.
No. 1184410
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husbandos
No. 1184427
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The urge to get myself arressted and thrown into jail for a year or 2 so that I can finally get through my /lit/ backlog is back.
No. 1184433
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why tf did kaitlyn tiffany only mention how we're totes ~femcels~ and shit but never mentioned how much we love husbandos?
No. 1184436
File: 1652773650647.jpg (75.01 KB, 721x480, joy.jpg)
My favourite thing about lolcow is that there are NO ADS
YAAAAAY it feels so good, I love lolcow
No. 1184499
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I picked up running and cardio because I want a flat stomach but I wish my boobs just stayed at this size. I don't get any pain from running but I got some stretch marks on my boobs and now I'm worried, maybe a bit of chub isn't so bad.
No. 1184608
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Being a millenial/gen z cusp is kinda cool. I get best and worst from both worlds.
No. 1184737
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So I feel like lolcow can be like this at times, there are so many "hypothetical people" mentioned on lc that I have never seen or heard off in real life, boymoms, gamer bfs who live off their girlfriend and seeing troons everywhere(I think I saw one TIM prostitute on the street once and that's it) its absurd cause IRL if you were to ask 90% of people normal people about all the hypothetical peoples I listed, they would be confused
No. 1184751
>>1184743Um, that's boogeyperson to you
Bigot
No. 1184755
>>1184608Same. Too millennial for the zoomers, too zoomer for millennials. Love to see it.
>>1184731Let’s all start a club for fags born 1994 - 1996.
No. 1184785
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>>1184781>rotisserie chicken scrapsHOW DID YOU KNOWWWW
No. 1184805
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>>1184792True I forgot. Want some chicken?
No. 1184846
>>1184839NTA but don't scroll down page 1. Prepare for yet another possible CP raid. This time they'll surely prove that they're
valid "girls" and better than biological women!
No. 1184848
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>>1184846They follow the exact same pattern as the really horrible cp spam a week or so ago and all of those trannies where talking about how “terfs deserve it” on that incel forum. They’re all fucking pedos and prove it time and time again.
No. 1184918
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>>1184897Yes, it was discussed recently on a thread. Here's a link to the rk9 one though
>>>/ot/54387Also
>the attitude towards moids has changed so muchAs it should
No. 1184962
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>>1184918Men are so fucking disgusting it’s unbelievable. I can’t believe they where ever allowed a space on this site. This is the shit they post when they do: pictures of (mostly) little girls and young teenagers, numbered, with “rolling” which in scrote language means “roll some dice and see which one you will be fucking”. Disgusting subhumans.
No. 1184976
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>>1184968Yeah not all of them are but some of them are little girls
Also look at this femoids: we need to give up our precious time to deal with their vile behaviour and hope that one day maybe they will consider being nice to us and “consider” seeing us as full human beings. They should all fucking kill themselves.
No. 1184996
>>1184918The reason is simple: man love to suck each other's dicks. They post they horrendous greasy fugly mug shots and their fellas be like: "looking good, king!" and shit like that. And they believe each other so much they think they are entitled to criticize any woman, from the girl next door to the model. Men are retarded like that.
>>1184976Basic male behavior.
I think is past the time we solve the men problem. They are literal plague in the planet. Men don't deserve rights and there is too much of them. I am so sick of being obligated to pretend they are "equal" to me.
No. 1185058
I translated the OP song of one of my favorite shoujo anime into my language and just trying to sing it is making me cry
It's just so cute, why do I have to cry at cute things?
>>1184996And you know what's funny and stupid is how they'll tell each other that they look fine, or alternatively tell each other what women like, because scrotes don't give a fuck about what women have to say so they'd rather listen to other braindead males, and then wonder why no woman wants them. lmao
No. 1185213
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This is how interacting with lurking males on lolcow feels like smh
No. 1185322
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What style of shirt is this called?
No. 1185684
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I used to draw people on my subway ride home to practice. It was really fun! I did get nervous because some people noticed me doing it. I wasn't trying to make people into caricatures or anything, it was genuinely just practice. I was never good at art but it's something that I like to do. Maybe I should go out this weekend and draw some places around my city.
No. 1185691
File: 1652819174053.gif (2.91 MB, 275x275, 794411D9-38C0-489A-9D02-2F8538…)
This website bores me but I still go on it for hours every day
No. 1185701
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>>1185686KEK I meant to upload this but I just my brain shit itself and the multitude of colors blurred together
No. 1185759
>>1185703>>1185734update: I did a quick diagnostic test on myself to see if I actually do have hirsutism, and I don't even have it in mild form. Here it is:
https://www.aafp.org/afp/2012/0215/afp20120215p373.pdfI suspected she was bullshitting, and confirmed my suspicions when she also diagnosed genital warts to me. Again, did 5 mins of research and no, don't have them either. You're probably just the tiniest bit hairier than the average woman
(which I think is kinda hot) No. 1185779
>>1185724My first one.. I thought I was having a spiritual experience. I was standing up during it and it was all very dramatic. Glad my first was a good one but at the same time..I feel like it was probably my best one and there's no topping it.
Maybe it was a spiritual experience
No. 1185919
>>1185691fucking same I hate it
>>1185080my dad is supposed to be tech/computer-savvy and yet he still keeps copy-pasting low-res pictures from google images and pasting them on a Word document and saving them like that, and also screenshotting whole web pages using Prnt Scrn and pasting them on Word from the beginning to the end of the page to print them like that. Holy shit dad, ffs
No. 1185923
File: 1652829805999.gif (1.03 MB, 245x225, download.gif)
>>1185862I'm so happy, I hope i don't jinx myself though.
No. 1185964
>>1185924At first I thought they were cousins, so I thought "oh well, those things happen sometimes" but then I read "they're brother and sister". Yeah, that's pretty fucked up
>>1185934Same, going through it right now
No. 1186025
File: 1652838343404.jpg (27.74 KB, 413x413, mfw.jpg)
is it bad that i'm strictly attracted to guys who look like they haven't eaten or slept in days? do i have shit taste?
No. 1186049
File: 1652841116713.gif (8.16 MB, 640x480, DC845916-0F13-4C73-8D8A-8F99D9…)
i’m almost on the verge of tears right now gus-anon i’m exactly like you i love you i’m not just like patrick bateman i’m gustavo from breaking bad
No. 1186054
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This post is dead serious. I'm going back in time and need a partner. You can pick the year and place but I can't take you back. I will teleport to you. You can take a backpack full of stuff. I fully expect to use our technology to start a new religion that forces men to be submissive and requires them to take an oath of silence.
No. 1186062
>>1186054Let’s go back to 1984. It’s a good place to start — not
too far back but just far back enough that it'd be interesting. I’m down to start the religion, one of the main facets should be aborting males. If we were in the early 80s we could save the world a lot of pain by making sure people like Onision were aborted instead of born.
<3 No. 1186219
File: 1652857854815.jpg (30.89 KB, 512x512, cat.jpg)
hey
No. 1186332
File: 1652870612328.gif (14.38 KB, 56x53, 1651985728325.gif)
Nonnie, do you ever check your past classmates after years? I am so bored after the workout I might as well do that.
No. 1186434
File: 1652877842922.jpg (2.58 MB, 4032x3024, crinkle fish.jpg)
>>1186432Samefag, here is a pic of my little old man with the crinkle fish
No. 1186549
File: 1652886001749.png (1.03 MB, 1200x630, download.png)
My birthday is in a few weeks. Might ask my parents if we can go to Outback Steakhouse again. Yeah I can ask to go someplace fancy but… I'm just a basic bitch who loves Outback kek.
Also their free bread is the best free bread of them all and I will die on this hill.
No. 1186661
>>1186549outback bread is so good they now sell a whole ass loaf in my country. wish they'd sell their butter too, that shit is so good, i've never been able to replicate it
also, happy birthday!
No. 1186956
File: 1652902272915.gif (6.83 MB, 480x360, FAF2CDB2-8DB2-41C4-9CC8-23A0B1…)
Another day of scrolling for hours on end while being totally uninterested in everything I see
No. 1186992
File: 1652904179522.png (1.14 MB, 1200x630, shutterstock_1051309439.png)
>take my sleeping pill
>read a little bit of manga
>play 'Rain On The Window | Sleep Meditation, White Noise and Sleep Music by Sleep Sounds Podcast' on spotify with timer
>knock out snug at 12
This last week has felt like pure heaven. The pills are only temporary so I'm scared for when I run out.
No. 1187031
>>1186577Thanks nona!! I wish I could just go and eat the bread. The food is good, but I'm really there for the bread. It's so good, the best of them all.
>>1186661Thank you!! Also what country do you live in?! I need to move there lol. Don't they just give whipped butter on the side? Aaaaaaaaahhh I'm so excited to eat their bread now hehe
No. 1187043
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>>1186054nonnie you have to take me and we have to go to 1910, I'm taking a backpack full of soaps and antibiotics and I give you my word that there is no better time period to attempt this, men were very receptive to new ideas at the turn of the century, we can change history forever please please please please PLE I'M BEGGING YOU
NONNIE No. 1187078
>>1186054I nominate
>>1187043 and may the goddess aid you on your journey
No. 1187088
File: 1652908654993.jpg (111.96 KB, 750x500, PD2A181420j4.jpg)
I've been watching a lot of workout videos, especially military training/work out/courses, and naturally that usually has a lot of buff dudes on the thumbnails. My boyfriend saw my recommended full of these videos and he was like: "Okay, I got your message", which fine, that would be cool… But sweaty, I just wanna achieve that marine corps body, strength, mobility and endurance I deserve. I will carry you upstairs.
No. 1187111
File: 1652909409132.jpg (39.74 KB, 545x452, 1912.jpg)
>>1187078thank you sister, I pray you will begin to see the effects of our work very soon
No. 1187128
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I’m going to do a test that I feel like I’m going to do mediocre in/fail. Pray for me nonas
No. 1187132
File: 1652910491411.jpeg (13.85 KB, 275x182, 1648882556115.jpeg)
>>1187128Good luck
nonny!
No. 1187280
File: 1652925629353.jpg (48.42 KB, 449x588, cat-sitting-like-a-person-with…)
I'll never get over that my closest grocery store stopped carrying Quorn products.
On the plus side, they started selling some other vegan chicken brand that's pretty good, so I guess I'll live. nothing can compare to the Quorn nuggets and pieces though.
No. 1187412
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No. 1187635
File: 1652959217798.png (116.11 KB, 538x132, Screen Shot 2022-05-19 at 4.19…)
I just want to find an eyeshadow shade, not get stared down by a psychopath
No. 1187834
File: 1652968377432.jpg (94.49 KB, 1080x991, 1648933601400.jpg)
kek I fucking knew it was romanianon having a mental breakdown in the amber thread (and probably also the horrifying news thread) again. I want to know how she instantly manages to pop up everytime pakianon shares her useless off topic opinions.
No. 1187981
I have that "unhinged" gene, and live in a bad city so sometimes I think "fuck it, clown world. Nothing is real." and just act like how I was programmed to act. One time I was sobbing while driving, and this dude driving in front of me decided to use my driveway to temporarily pull into, causing me to have to drive around the block while he fucked around. So after like five minutes I'm back from around the block, he's still there on his phone. The unhinged gene went into a spasm, causing me to park illegally, exit my vehicle and fucking scream at him. And not something intelligible like "you're in my driveway" but rather shit that you'd see a SanFran homeless man yelling at 3am. It might as well have been dog barking broken up by "fuck" and "cuntstain" and jesus christ, the look on this poor bastards face. We're like the same age and he looked fucking bewildered. He raced out of my driveway and I was finally allowed to park. I know which car is his though and sometimes I hope to see him again just to hold lengthy eye contact. I fucking hate men! That fuck has no idea that he has created an enemy in me now, and his stupid Frenchman facial hair will be visible from hundreds of feet away, long before he recognizes my boring, standard brunette female form. I live in a bad city, and from that I will use their tools for survival. Although sometimes I think "wow I'm gonna be murdered and the news will rightfully spin it like I earned it for my hysteria." but seriously, when I go full-unhinged, men do not have a loaded or calculated reaction to it and are always scared and offput. I also just decided that instead of being kind for the #2847th time to my stupid neighbour, I would just scream in his face "SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE, HOLY JESUS CHRIST." and it fucking worked, he shut off his music and went inside. I'm so done with being polite, that shit is just for my family at this rate. Everyone else gets male-pattern abuse from me. I feel like I unlocked how regular men act.
No. 1188037
>>1187981Please marry me anon ily.
My life has improved 100% after I stopped holding back my sperg gene due to stupid societal expectations ad started going full schitzo on moids that do annoying shit like play loud music in the middle of the night or honk their car horn at me when I'm biking. Fuck them.
No. 1188200
File: 1652984080278.jpg (193.62 KB, 892x1080, 13563017.jpg)
i get somewhat optimistic whenever an anon posts on here and mentions a city near where i live.. just knowing that there are other unhinged women around me, its kind of comforting in a way
No. 1188507
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I thought that trial was supposed to end today, but it's still fucking going.
Lord, I pray you let of this mess end soon so that I may never hear the names of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, or the crazy people pretending this is a fandom war, ever again. In Jesus name, amen.
No. 1188617
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At first glance i thought this was a plaid skirt with cheeks cutout
No. 1188827
>>1188598>>1188432>>1188442Supposedly tampons used to be a lot worse for TSS, I believe it was something to do with how they bleached the cotton or something like that. Deaths from it peaked in the 80s. Nowadays they're much safer thanks to regulations, but of course you still shouldn't wear them in for hours and hours.
I still use them if I'll be out all day or physically active, but otherwise I've switched to washable pads and period proof underwear for the night.
No. 1188858
File: 1653014444737.jpg (24.31 KB, 450x450, 1913.jpg)
I'm afraid that if I get a cat I'll go crazy and start trying to buy everything with Hello Kitty on it.
No. 1188871
File: 1653015662839.jpg (127.46 KB, 1024x768, 2844469290_3f0f795ffd_b.jpg)
Ignore me, I'm just curious
>>1188888
No. 1188966
File: 1653025810420.jpeg (358.35 KB, 1280x697, 7D5EA6D0-5ADC-461C-9C73-76846C…)
DRINGGG DRINGGGG WHICH ONE U WANT NONNIES
No. 1188969
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>>1188966DRINGGG DRINGGG I GOT MORE IN THE BACK
No. 1189265
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I have 3 days to cram a semester's worth of work and make sure I get at least 60% on my last finals otherwise I start applying to the closest retail job and accept my new miserable future… I don't know if this is even possible.
No. 1189350
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imagine being so misogynistic you'd rather support a drug lord and killer than a mother trying to keep her family together and not immediately being on board with her husband being a criminal
No. 1189513
File: 1653061222365.jpg (41.91 KB, 384x512, slp5ecz0fy701.jpg)
Anime figures are cute, but I don't think they're worth $200+ (without even factoring in shipping, customs, etc). Weebs seem like such consoomers, and for what?
No. 1189690
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honorary farmers
No. 1189719
File: 1653067785104.gif (1.25 MB, 500x267, 54732277h.gif)
I think I've finally gotten to the point of not caring about ever being in a relationship again and it's so freeing not centering yourself around being "relationship material" and what you can bring to the table. It causes me less stress about the goals I want to reach. I know nonnies will say "you just haven't found your Nigel yet!!!" but I honestly don't care to kiss frogs before I might ever find a Nigel. Humans are complicated and you can't always tell if your scrote's gonna turn out to be an asshole or not. I honestly take being by myself over going through endless hardships and then MAYBE finding someone.
No. 1189729
>>1189674I don't know, I bet there aren't that many compared to
TERF island. Probably on the internet since actual events are so rare and you're always in danger of being harmed by TRA scrotes
No. 1189879
File: 1653071832413.jpg (91.74 KB, 600x600, 99d4a3c1b2fd88b8eb57bd6cff134c…)
When you learn how to do certain things yourself, the thought of ever giving money to someone to do it just sounds ridiculous. Paying someone over $150 for braids when I can go buy hair for less than $30 and do it myself? Pffftt, do I look like a fucking fool
>>1189845Kek
No. 1190093
File: 1653076521821.jpg (39.07 KB, 296x360, me.jpg)
Me no like when neighbor honk horn to say they arrive. Me angry pace at door. Me hit neighbor with rock
No. 1190317
File: 1653080989511.jpg (235 KB, 1125x1113, plsdontletthistriggeranindoorv…)
>be me
>8 years old
>watch spirit religiously
>scene of little creek letting spirit go
>so moved
>look at my cat
>"so cruel…"
>open veranda door
>try to shoo her out under tears
>It's The Right Thing To Do
>doesn't move an inch
>lazily looks up to me
>welp guess she likes it here well enough
>never try again
>think back on it a more than a decade later
>mfw i realize she's always been free roaming
No. 1190361
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Kek wut?
No. 1190375
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>>1190361I hate those types more than anyone, why give them the spotlight?
No. 1190391
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I'm banning ads and commercials, we've endured enough
No. 1190522
>>1190514M u r i c a
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No. 1190542
File: 1653088392983.gif (10.3 KB, 500x500, 4a9.gif)
>>1190514Well hello there anon….
No. 1190622
File: 1653093338548.jpg (26.75 KB, 564x544, 17770832568.jpg)
armin, levy and eren are so fucking ugly and insufferable and i'm tired of pretending otherwise. isayama cannot draw nor write for shit
No. 1190644
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>>1190622He is a garbage mangaka. But he also created my husbando. fml.
No. 1190648
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I randomly thought of Yandere Simulator after like 5 years so I looked to see what's going on with that trainwreck. Turns out theres a bajillion(and counting) new "sexy" but ultimately pointless characters for the creator to presumably jack off to that have priority over old characters when it comes to art, essays of contrived lore that only exist to explain poor writing and game design (this lore involves eugenics and WW2 for some reason) and a million contrived easter eggs and even more lore paragraphs that have no effect on actual gameplay. I am floored by how this guy is still coming up with new ideas and characters. At some point you just have to give up
No. 1190656
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>>1190622eren is ugly-cute though and timskip armin is handsome in some shots
No. 1190661
File: 1653095366940.png (68.65 KB, 867x200, what.PNG)
>>1190657Yeah I don't even fucking know what's happening with this game
No. 1190664
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>>1190658well, thank god for fanart
No. 1190758
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me and who else?
No. 1190759
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florence pugh midsommar anime
No. 1190766
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UGH I WANNA MARRY SOMEONE WITH BROWN EYES, Y'ALL FUCKERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. Full of love 'n cuteness 'n shit.
No. 1190775
File: 1653105109888.jpg (112.91 KB, 800x598, 1653102966838.jpg)
me omw back in time to warn Juliet about lovebombing
No. 1190801
>>1190797Go get rest nona
>>1190775Kekk
No. 1190833
File: 1653112997646.png (53.7 KB, 277x278, 4527452875.png)
>at work (retailfag)
>lady shopping near me with baby in cart
>baby is babbling loudly and constantly
>no big deal, she's learning to speak
>get nearer to baby because I have to grab something off a shelf
>her eyes lock onto me like a predator as she realizes I am a new conversation mate
>"ABABABABAWABABA YABAWADADABAWA"
>I nod and say "so true, bestie"
>her mom glares at me, huffs, and shuffles her away from me
what did I do wrong, anons
No. 1190861
File: 1653115072671.jpeg (Spoiler Image,34.13 KB, 348x356, CD293B93-C129-4211-AF76-F17631…)
Omg remember that retard moid posting Wojacks earlier I’d click on a thread to report it and it would already be deleted blessed farmhands
No. 1190866
>>1190833If I was the mom I would have laughed. I thought people at regular reproduction age at this point would be in tune with lingo like that and would find it funny? Like the oldest millennials right now are early 40s.
Anyway fuck that bitch. You're cute, anon. Retail sucks.
No. 1190897
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>>1188969Fuck off burger I want mr whippy
No. 1190913
File: 1653119396593.jpg (148.56 KB, 1024x593, nogger.jpg)
>>1188969Give me a Feast, or as the Swedes and Germans call it…
No. 1190915
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All this ice-cream posting makes me miss picrelated. I don't know if it's even popular anywhere other than than my home country. Haven't had it in years
No. 1190922
File: 1653120074264.jpg (26.3 KB, 177x480, 798000000.jpg)
I wanna join the icecreamposting too. Here, have a spurdo spärde ice cream. I haven't eaten one in years but these take be back to childhood summers when we were allowed to pick one (1) single serving ice cream so ofc everyone would pick the largest one.
No. 1190937
File: 1653121183052.jpg (10.25 KB, 350x144, index.jpg)
Weeb ice cream
No. 1190938
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No. 1190940
File: 1653121519485.jpg (166.52 KB, 567x580, twister.jpg)
>>1188969I'm not the only one right
No. 1190942
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>>1190940These were so good, especially the coca cola ones
No. 1190961
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Does anyone else find things like this funny and cute? The simple, wholesome search query is part of it. The singular nouns when there should be some plural that give it has the earnestness of a web 1.0 page personally run by someone is part of it, too. And the pictures of the things above the words making it seem like google is teaching the reader what those things are like you'd show a toddler flash cards with the name and picture of an animal.
It's as though some kind of nature guardian saw my good intentions and and decided to personally provide an answer to my search.
Does anyone else get any of these vibes?
No. 1191440
>>1191030I simp over Andrew
God i h8 men so much
No. 1191441
File: 1653157959433.jpg (32.76 KB, 736x488, sweet dreams.jpg)
I wanted to check a fic someone linked in m before it was completely obliterated but I can't even remember where it was linked damn you incompetent admin now I'll never know if that fic was any good
No. 1191575
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I kinda miss the era where young adult book trends dominated movies and television. mostly for nostalgia, but it was also fun to see the rise of whatever the "next big thing" was at the time. first it was harry potter and other fantasy films, then it was twilight and the supernatural romance era, then hunger games and the dystopian era. hollywood has been stuck on superhero blockbusters for awhile and now young adult adaptations have been moved to being tv shows on streaming platforms. I want to see a new genre explode in popularity again, it's so boring now…give me a fun billion dollar franchise that hasn't been beaten to death already! I do wonder what the next trend will be though
No. 1191580
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>>1190961As someone that keeps geese for eggs, geese fucking love romaine lettuce and round lettuce. The first day I let them in my vegetable garden to eat pests with the chickens, they decimated my entire lettuce crop. Every time I tried to stop them I was hissed at. Five geese demolished a whole summer's worth of lettuce plants in 10 minutes.
No. 1191592
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saw this on a pic of bruised hands holding flowers… guess the kids are finally peaking, baby!
No. 1191596
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i have seen this guy around and i assumed he was 'cool' because he seems popular and outgoing. well i had a convo with him for the first time the other day and nonitas, and he was so spergy. idk if he was nervous to talk to me or what but i immediately got the ick. i wasn't romantically interested in him in the first place or attracted to him, but he def is one of the men that i find off-putting and want to avoid. he didn't even talk about any weird or inappropriate topics, it was just the way he talked.. idk how to explain it.. this guy looks like a stereotypical 'chad' so his sperginess was a surprise kek.
have you guys experienced something like this? have u ever talked to someone who seemed cool at first but as soon as they opened their mouth the image you had of them in your mind immediately fell apart?
No. 1191606
>>1191580They are real bastards and that's part of the appeal. The Canada geese I feed will be eating from a pile of cracked corn, and they'll see another goose eating from another pile 5 feet away, and they'll leave their pile just to charge at the other goose to get it away from its pile.
They are aggressive and kind of dumb. But they love their families and they can be sweet. Wild ones will eat from your hand if they trust you and they make soft little honks sometimes when eating…. I honk back at them to try and let them know they're safe. And they have peaceful moments where they sit near me and just rest and close their eyes… having an animal trust you is priceless. I will try feeding them lettuce to try and gain their trust to eventually be able to pet them.
No. 1191664
>>1191638ayrt, I also feed crows lol. They like peanuts (make sure to get unsalted), and supposedly dog food.
This is just anecdotal, but if you're in an urban area, the crows may be spoiled because they get a lot of human food, so they might not be as appreciative of peanuts. I hear they also like dog food but I don't know if that's good for them. Please just don't feed them (or any other birds) bread.
The problem with crows is that they're too smart to come too close to humans so you will never get to pet them, it's like unrequited love. But to see that intelligent look in their eyes, as they clearly evaluate you as you watch them is something else. They are incredibly intelligent.
No. 1191953
is it rejection sensitive dysphoria for me to feel like an absolutely hated reply guy just because the last 3 friends/ mutuals i've replied to or DM'ed never responded or left me on read all in a row today (they could literally just be busy, or forgot, or they don't place a retarded high value on validation in the form of liking and replying on social media like i do) or am i just genuinely that unfunny, unlikable and unremarkable? and why does my broken brain always have to assume the worst like that? i'm not even that terminally online, so it sucks even more on days like these when i do log on and interact with people and get like nothing back. just makes me want to isolate even more. meanwhile these friends will never have any idea the hoops that i jump through for the most mundane shit, they literally probably jst have busier lives than my loser ass
>>1191933MAKE ONE! this kinda made me want to self-soothe via logging back onto neopets or like finding those old 2000s era dollz makers
No. 1191960
>>1191959i just found a pretty good alternative
https://en.picmix.com/but having pics without the blingee logo in the corner feels so… soulless…
No. 1192027
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I've been struggling with UTIs for so long, I'm surprised I haven't got a kidney infection, gone into insanity (yes that's a real side effect) or developed sepsis yet…or at least I don't think I have
No. 1192082
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>>1192027I got it yesterday and I have no clue what to do since all of the doctors are open only tomorrow and I've got a trip soon. Are pills with cranberries a meme?
No. 1192097
>>1192082They're not a meme, they don't cure UTIs but OTC cranberry pills (like Azo) do help with the symptoms. Try a telehealth place if you can't get to a doctor and they can prescribe you antibiotics. Don't let an infection stick around too long like me kek
Don't do cranberry juice because most of them have sugar or are a mix of other juices (well, in America they are. I'm not sure where you live). Iirc, there's also nothing to support that cranberries do much for vaginal health. Drink your weight in water instead, and pray to the vagina gods.
No. 1192237
File: 1653219745207.jpg (532.13 KB, 1280x720, dfjz.jpg)
Is there anything more annoying than having a KK Slider song stuck in your head? I can't google the lyrics, but I know it's one of the more popular songs… Dadadaaa da…
steep hill>any other
No. 1192288
File: 1653224992501.jpg (56.1 KB, 500x500, 1652128794350.jpg)
Just checked out my psycho ex on insta after a long time and he got so fat lmaooo no way that's karma bitch
No. 1192289
File: 1653225000752.jpg (4.36 MB, 3456x4608, IMG_20220522_140704.jpg)
I've started listening to the bible project podcast and when I was buying tobacco this figure was staring at me. Loves Him
No. 1192328
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No. 1192506
File: 1653239702511.png (111.11 KB, 519x449, 1650296859052.png)
Would 'redpill pick-up artist' men consider nigels betas or HVM? I always got the impression that they'd view them as'beta providers', even if their gfs/wives genuinely love them
No. 1192564
File: 1653242655015.gif (2.31 MB, 330x364, ec2f2e4c789262bc58d1fea7da20ab…)
CHIQUITA WASSUP BABY YOU
No. 1192626
File: 1653245998011.jpg (75.36 KB, 1200x901, 1586141917325_GCA2MS8IH.1-1.jp…)
Which celebrity would you want to resemble if you could look like anyone? For me it's either Phoebe Tonkin or Jennifer Connelly
No. 1192655
File: 1653247549264.jpg (28.57 KB, 400x400, 1c0433c511c57d0fbefcb7d28cfba4…)
>>1192626This beautiful succubus.
No. 1192660
>>1192629The first celeb that came to mind for me was a guy, and not even as a joke.
I will not tran out.. I will not tran out kek
No. 1192662
File: 1653247869159.jpg (27.11 KB, 460x575, agAm06q_460s.jpg)
>>1192626not sure if she counts as a celeb but I always thought the lead singer from Within Temptation is striking and gorgeous and I would love to look like her.
No. 1192666
File: 1653247963676.jpg (26.13 KB, 320x495, 3f2b920118da8335b0e2f1ad16c974…)
>>1192662Also her?? I have no idea what her name is honestly, I only know her as a character from NCIS lol but she's particularly striking
No. 1192688
File: 1653248895790.jpeg (86.8 KB, 933x699, E27E604C-AE55-4A42-B46D-52EBD2…)
I had some googly eyes stuck to my sweater sleeves all fucking day, I was wondering about the rattling but only realised once I got home and changed
No. 1192701
>>1192690Thanks
nonnie, I still feel stupid for getting annoyed at the sound, I heard it even through headphones I wonder if other people were looking at me kek
No. 1192731
File: 1653251643945.gif (29.41 KB, 220x220, 1637814578859.gif)
Just got banned from Tinder forever lmao. I kept creating and deleting fake accounts just to see who was there. I didn't plan to use it for real anyway so fuck it. Curiosity isn't going to kill me.
No. 1192757
File: 1653253940210.jpg (92.48 KB, 600x923, 08a.jpg)
I just want to stare at handsome men through a screen, preferably a handsome man in a movie. Why do 3D men look better on 2D format?
No. 1192786
>>1192518Thanks anon, I haven't had a heart attack yet, the caffeine has probably worn off now.
I'm going to go drink a decaf sweet tea. I hope I have lemons so I can make an Arnold Palmer.
No. 1192833
File: 1653259178285.jpg (680.23 KB, 1920x1200, krysten-ritter-567436.jpg)
>>1192626Krysten Ritter
>>1192799I had a teacher in highschool that looked exactly like Anne Hathaway and I was so confused why she seemed so familiar until I watched The Princess Diaries out of all movies lol.
No. 1192888
>>1192626I'd rather have their body than face
>>1192877>>1192887You are so hot anons
No. 1192889
File: 1653264116610.jpeg (102.94 KB, 395x594, 0256BE54-B0C8-4B1B-84FE-05D1B9…)
>>1192626kristen stewart
marina
sky ferreira
winona ryder
jennifer connolly
taylor momsen
krystal jung
elle fanning
anya taylor joy
drew barrymore
rose mcgowan
stacy martin
amber heardann hathaway
marion cotillard
emma roberts
leighton meester
i want to be pretty but not the kind of botched kardashian look that's now considered "pretty". I want to be more like a 80s-00s basic girl and have a nice body
No. 1192933
File: 1653266757988.gif (987.55 KB, 500x279, 3b643a69c530c653cfd3227035fa7a…)
>>1192626>inb4 kpopfaggieBut Nana before her jaw shaving, Yuki Nakama or Suzy Bae.
No. 1192950
File: 1653268207744.jpeg (367.22 KB, 950x1305, 1743294F4DAC791A19.jpeg)
>>1192626tao okamoto with short hair
No. 1192996
>>1192793https://kidpix.app/go
nonnie go hear those sweet sweet sound effects again
No. 1193012
File: 1653272257783.jpeg (791.44 KB, 1000x1250, 494F5763-5336-478E-956A-22A73F…)
>>1192626technically model not celeb but im obsessed with ugbad
No. 1193037
File: 1653274705026.jpg (43.72 KB, 500x375, 1651005405135.jpg)
Who's gonna make the new tru crime thread on /m/?
No. 1193038
File: 1653274891640.jpeg (162.48 KB, 1170x432, 2B10AE54-3B3A-4F17-A8BE-333E86…)
we get it you are grown up and woke. Enough with this shitty opener.
No. 1193415
File: 1653297964986.gif (347.42 KB, 220x220, cat-funny.gif)
>>1193413Two American moids thought I was Asian because of the way my voice sounds. Both of them don't even know eachother. My profile picture is not anime or cartoony. People are weird.
No. 1193557
File: 1653308383145.gif (372.87 KB, 360x240, d6213905a25ebb6550c09f50c623c6…)
Oh sweet bananoners will you hold my hand?
No. 1193580
>>1193561ended up making it here:
>>>/ot/1193579yes, I know I did a shitty job but at least we have a thread
No. 1193736
File: 1653320282961.jpg (169.73 KB, 1100x1650, best-mojito-recipe-2.jpg)
I went out for dinner the other night and got roped into paying for bottomless drinks because the rest of the table wanted to do it and the restaurant said it had to be a whole table deal, even though I can't drink alcohol. My friends paid for my share since my birthday is coming up though so it was nice. I was sad because I couldn't get a virgin pina colada since their blender was broken but I got a virgin mojito and I'm… surprised because it was really good kek. I always thought a mojito was 90% alcohol and some mint thrown in but this one was good lol.
Anyway I don't drink so I don't really know any drinks and what can be made virgin. Virgin mojitos are so good and I want more now though.
No. 1193825
File: 1653323800489.jpeg (80.61 KB, 750x793, 315276C5-CCFB-4512-B785-35901A…)
This is stupid but I love it
No. 1193828
File: 1653323893474.jpg (41.48 KB, 612x408, istockphoto-479079920-612x612.…)
>>1193736virgin watermelon mojitos are the best summer drink ever!
No. 1193837
>>1193825This is very retarded, at most she will maybe end up as a tradthot.
>>1193830also its 2022 most woman are used to men shitting on their appearance, that tactic is dumb and outdated,
No. 1193897
File: 1653327868685.jpeg (66.5 KB, 500x375, A932D0D0-7113-4416-ADFE-57DDBB…)
I miss them so much girls
No. 1194083
File: 1653334785619.jpg (123.32 KB, 1200x800, unicorn-sparkle-ice-cream.jpg)
This from Walmart is pretty good but I cannot stand colorful ice cream
No. 1194088
File: 1653334942739.png (Spoiler Image,833.36 KB, 1260x744, Screenshot 2022-05-23 212527.p…)
There's this Youtube channel where they interview physically or mentally disabled people and I feel so conflicted about it. Like on one hand it's useful to know about their lives and their condition and how they are coping but at the same time it feels somehow wrong. Like they are obviously cashing in on people's misery
No. 1194197
File: 1653340287797.jpg (111.49 KB, 933x701, 1648975597605.jpg)
>>1194176When will they fucking stop
No. 1194220
File: 1653342789319.png (81.45 KB, 1200x422, png.png)
You know, the more I learn about penguins, the more I realize that thing about penguins sometimes being gay actually isn't the W for the LGBT some people thought it was
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/penguins-graphic-sex-acts-shocked-antarctic-explorer-ashamed-reveal-article-1.1093723 No. 1194439
File: 1653362901641.jpeg (16.34 KB, 556x284, E-DNr4wXsAI4Xt3.jpeg)
i'm so horny but not like sex horny like i need to put my hands all over a man's body or else i WILL DIE
No. 1194445
File: 1653363947544.gif (832.78 KB, 498x348, B6A327F3-4319-4D73-BB12-18192E…)
I thought moving out to the country would be nice and it is for the most part but NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LARGE SPIDERS IN THIS HOUSE I need an adult y’all I just woke up to pee and there was just a giant one CHILLING ON THE WALL LIKE IT OWNS THE DAMN BATHROOM I blasted that thing with pesticide like my life depended on it. I can handle most things in life but spiders, MULTIPLE OF THEM IN LIKE 2 DAYS are a hard no. Im in my late 20s so very much an adult but I need a more adult adult to handle this shit for me
No. 1194461
File: 1653365585346.png (417.02 KB, 600x498, 13486222.png)
i love when puppies and kitties wake up from a nap with scruffy bedhead my dog woke up like this and i gave him 20 kisses
No. 1194483
File: 1653368493527.jpg (180.59 KB, 600x480, dd35eql-6cc6463c-76dc-4243-957…)
I just ate molded berries by accident. About how much time do I have left before the mold takes over my body?
No. 1194520
File: 1653371264872.gif (2.33 MB, 498x276, love-live-nico.gif)
I dreamed I drew this and posted on lolcow:
>a 4 panel vertical comic
>first picture: a bunch of different girls, someone asks them "what kind of boys do you like?"
>second picture: they respond with varied answers, athletic guys, skinny emo guys, singer/artist types, boy next door, nerdy guy, mads mikkelsen
>third picture: same as 1 but with guys, what kind of girls do you like?
>fourth picture: tits, ass, tits, ass, tits, ass
I don't even own a drawing tablet
No. 1194600
File: 1653379897626.jpg (40.83 KB, 477x345, br8wmWmpxOeC-fYJtgW_S6z9SPy6N-…)
>>1194532Yes
At least I still have my personality
No. 1194708
File: 1653390781609.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.18 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20220524_070556087.jpg)
Why do I have to see this ugly ass motherfucker? I've went years without seeing him in my actual YouTube feed, I've only seen him in his thread. Would it be bad to say I wanna restrict all moids from playing dating games or maybe from just breathing in general.
No. 1194722
File: 1653391996678.jpg (12.36 KB, 275x274, 1651427917454.jpg)
>>1194678Let's scream from the rooftops
nonnie No. 1194728
File: 1653392382760.gif (33.39 KB, 200x156, 137379j2fq4ie80c.gif)
>>1194722Go crazy! Go wild!!
No. 1194872
File: 1653399976119.jpg (67.1 KB, 634x479, 32e459ab799858e546bd857ccda81b…)
We got ourselves a beautiful farm here, nonnies
No. 1194965
File: 1653408300336.png (647.04 KB, 1024x1017, seriously.png)
papa smoke
No. 1195001
File: 1653410358048.jpeg (3.19 MB, 4032x3024, 8D41ED5F-6CAC-4246-8467-504893…)
I have no social media or friends and I must scream! I'm designing a little Winnie the Pooh raglan for my baby boy and he let me try it on to see if the torso was wide enough. Heavenly!! If I could attach this photo to the back of an airplane and fly around major cities with it, I would.
No. 1195009
>>1195001that is soooooo adorable. congrats
nonnie! his colour is perfect for winnie the pooh. your baby seems very patient and cute
No. 1195028
>>1194734I’d want to bake stuff with the produce to sell. Quiches, pies, jams, etc. Maybe even meat dishes, if we have livestock on this hypothetical farm. I’ve always wanted to learn how to make butter and cheese.
Also the idea of a literal lolcow farm just makes me think of little Chris-Chans and Onisions sprouting out of the ground like cabbages.
No. 1195093
File: 1653415814531.gif (1021.67 KB, 500x246, cIv3o3O.gif)
WHY CAN'T I BE THIS COOL
No. 1195096
File: 1653416036810.jpg (14.1 KB, 360x248, 2bdb4951b2a438f40966f1abe6e0ec…)
i'm quoting neon genesis evangelion to a normie guy who's in love with me and doesn't know shit about anime so he doesn't know these are just quotes and he tells me how smart I am, this is is the best time of my life nonnies
No. 1195107
File: 1653416684729.jpg (44.9 KB, 584x924, photo4906996167586458311.jpg)
I had this saved on my phone from a game ad kek
No. 1195109
File: 1653416792423.jpg (324.92 KB, 1000x2195, egg.jpg)
I haven't had eyelashes or eyebrows for the last twenty years because of a health thing. I've never used make-up to try and create the look of having them either. It's never bothered me much. I am egg.
No. 1195159
File: 1653419385864.jpeg (75.84 KB, 976x549, 08601774-D8F3-4230-943A-1B4C82…)
>>1195154
> slapping him in the face and doesn't even flinch, just laughs and says something like "How delightful" before sipping champagne
Funny, if a man did something bad enough to warrant a slap and they responded like this I think I would try to tear their balls off.
No. 1195190
File: 1653421145528.png (249.23 KB, 586x542, otp (2).png)
>>1194970It's ok zhanna has bigger guns
No. 1195220
File: 1653423081174.png (1020.04 KB, 800x1000, 28298229282.png)
There's no time to explain, nonny. Get on
No. 1195302
File: 1653425765446.jpeg (54.82 KB, 413x310, F27426AC-8D44-4FDB-B872-B54B71…)
>>1195220But my IBS will act up!
No. 1195308
File: 1653425869621.jpg (Spoiler Image,77.79 KB, 527x746, 7e46be1eae25a5c03e4b2370b16b59…)
>>1194905You wanna be a depressed messy alcoholic with a room like picrel?
No. 1195363
File: 1653429108863.png (55.9 KB, 348x297, 1395113670112.png)
So yesterday I posted on Stupid Questions lamenting that it looks like my periods have now devolved into diarrhea fests and some anons shared their own experiences with chronic period shits. I felt much better (aside from my ass) but today by partner texted me from work telling me that he's experiencing the same symptoms and is almost literally shitting himself
>surprise it was a fucking stomach virus
No. 1195397
File: 1653430550229.jpeg (63.51 KB, 626x598, E851C856-C59D-4EB4-8D89-81A3D9…)
The absolute state of men.
No. 1195407
File: 1653430867910.jpeg (23.88 KB, 615x351, 8BDB0438-4774-49D3-8981-02C8E5…)
>>1195397How many teenagers do you have to sniff to come to this conclusion?
No. 1195460
File: 1653432713129.jpg (54.85 KB, 600x450, stillcreamy.jpg)
>>1195423I have an ex who I upset once because I told her she tasted like mashed potatoes. I meant like when you're doing internal play and there's cream on the toy after.. it kinda smells and tastes like mash to me. I've noticed it with multiple partners
Mashed potato is the next phase
No. 1195537
File: 1653436316471.jpg (30.28 KB, 500x454, aNgP8Mr_700b.jpg)
anons I just made tres leches for the first time, it is sitting in the fridge to set, please send positive energy at it
No. 1195561
File: 1653437320351.jpg (163.04 KB, 900x1176, metalhead_jinguji_by_aureawolf…)
why arent metalheads like this cutie picrel
they're fat greasy and old neckbeards here
No. 1195568
File: 1653437632296.jpg (33.98 KB, 479x640, 1593642197427.jpg)
>>1195561Why do so many of them troon out nowadays? There definitely used to be plenty of cute ones once upon of time. Maybe it was all just a dream.
No. 1195573
File: 1653438416198.png (1.04 MB, 906x906, 165341562836.png)
>>1195561In my shithole EE country I see plenty of cute metal head dudes, as well as buff metalhead dudes and uber normie dudes who happen to like metal
No. 1195576
File: 1653438682652.png (561.63 KB, 1526x520, imagem_2022-05-24_212953066.pn…)
This dude looked so good before he just bulked up insanely (I think from roids), why so many moids just lack the moderation gene ffs
it's a tiktoker egomaniac bodybuilder, not worthy it, but his name is tyler gram
No. 1195577
File: 1653438713661.jpg (78.72 KB, 628x705, a517dfb3f112bea1614f036049f92d…)
>>1195568what is this phenomenon? a few hot dudes from back in high school decided to sissify themselves. completely ruined. can't even do hair or makeup, or look good in skirts. just because the eggshaped neckbeards called them faggots?
if they cared so much then maybe they are, but then i see them serially dating arthoes with septum piercings
No. 1195583
File: 1653439231411.png (203.81 KB, 332x446, instagram.PNG)
>>1195576This guys "QnA" on Instagram is really corny. I can tell he is insufferable as fuck.
No. 1195595
File: 1653440232888.png (58.72 KB, 1314x199, Toxic Masculinity.png)
>>1195577some combination of porn addiction and picrel
>>1195583>>1195593nonna's, this is very clearly meant as a dumb joke
No. 1195611
>>1195595>>1195598Yeah, I think that was a joke too, but he
is insufferable and full of himself. And he lies a lot about how he achieved his current body.
No. 1195625
>>1195583is this guy serious?
>>1195587>because he's gingerlmfaaaaooooooooooooo
No. 1195641
File: 1653443055098.png (73.69 KB, 319x323, instagram 2.PNG)
>>1195625Sorry I deleted it anon, here
No. 1195651
File: 1653444211327.jpg (203.16 KB, 1286x1629, __link_the_legend_of_zelda_and…)
ALL HAIL
No. 1195709
File: 1653449177393.jpg (77.83 KB, 853x1200, 45cf82ac0fc39b38cfc384935457b7…)
>>1195651I like this one too
No. 1195801
>>1195710sidon's slimy dick >>
though that twink faggot does already have plenty of experience riding him…
No. 1195854
File: 1653464676576.jpg (Spoiler Image,91.86 KB, 640x905, ovl9imty7e871.jpg)
Beat him up
No. 1195919
File: 1653471494753.jpg (20.58 KB, 400x250, shane.jpg)
>>1194935>>1195308You both make me feel ten thousand years old.
No. 1196035
File: 1653481747674.jpg (129.57 KB, 1080x1080, dcb1c30c6aeb4f99f53759d2426024…)
I love James Gandolfini and Edie Falco but I hate how much "we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe" energy this image has. It haunts me.
No. 1196135
>>1196132Could you share which game attracted this group?
>there are no real biological differences between men and womenHow about dicks and pussies? pardon my french.
No. 1196156
File: 1653488673229.jpg (411.05 KB, 1670x1024, SEED-OIL.jpg)
I made this meme, idk where to post it so here you go, enjoy
No. 1196195
File: 1653490400753.png (171.78 KB, 1383x881, what the fuck.PNG)
I don't know what the proper thread is for this shit but I'm in a discord server (mainly lurk) and someone posted that they ~*~updated their pronouns profile~*~ so my nosy ass went to go look and god what the FUCK am I looking at. Go outside and touch some fucking grass girlie
No. 1196200
File: 1653490644162.jpeg (21.8 KB, 750x724, 0a9.jpeg)
>>1196156kek I love this so much nona
No. 1196210
>>1196156What
is it with the seed oil thing? I had never heard that before and then suddenly everyone on lc is saying it and then some friends in real life started saying it.
No. 1196234
If I was a youtuber and I had a virtual avatar I would make one that looks like a robot, but not an anime girl robot, a real huge rusty armored robot with wires sticking out of it and a body like a literal fridge and I would talk in my girl voice and coomers would seethe because they can't fuck the girl robot because it's a rusty fridge with appendages. This is my cringe power fantasy.
>>1196195How do these retard pronouns even work, ghost/ghost's?
>He is missing. Have you seen him?>Ghost is missing. Have you seen ghost's? Makes no sense
No. 1196306
File: 1653495587559.jpg (71.63 KB, 580x580, m_5a524ad93800c57a4900ca82.jpg)
A couple of years ago I came home and this was on my bed. I asked my parents where it came from and my dad said he was at Target with my mom and saw a little girl pick it up. She apparently looked like she really wanted it and put it back down, maybe so she could go find her mom to ask her to buy it. My dad took it and bought it (it was the last one) and gave it to me lol. I still have it and laugh at the thought that my dad just wanted to be a little petty kek. I like Hello Kitty stuff so it worked out for me in the end.
No. 1196334
File: 1653496804502.jpg (29.04 KB, 500x500, a345102eec8d15a80cbedaa62077c5…)
>>1196306Watch your back anon, I'm gonna steal this from you next
No. 1196344
File: 1653497369225.gif (365.88 KB, 909x890, D8BD3A06-6452-45AC-BBAF-A9659F…)
>>1196306I can’t believe ur dad did that. Fucked up.
No. 1196412
File: 1653499640328.png (447.46 KB, 496x497, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa…)
IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS NOT EVERY BOAT HUH?? ARE TRAINS BOATS NOW? ARE BUSES? I FUCKING HATE CAPTCHA
No. 1196430
>>1196360Aw thank you. It does feel immature for me since I still have these insecurities, I'm just not completely acting on them.
>>1196379I actually have a lot of my father's features, so I think that might actually be where my mother's nitpicking comes from. I know it's common for mother's to do that with their daughters, but man it fucking sucks.
No. 1196504
File: 1653504169440.jpg (209.04 KB, 1280x1556, YEAAAAHHH.jpg)
I was dealing with terrible tooth pain recently (I think a cut on my gum got infected). It got to the point where my head and throat hurt, I was shaking and sweating. I guess infections are not fun. In my half-lucid state, I found some old-ass antibiotics and started just taking them, and mixing some with alcohol and oragel, and applying it to my tooth. Thank Jesus for antibiotics I woke up this morning a new person. finally healing, no more almost passing out, thank you Alexander Fleming, i love you
No. 1196541
File: 1653505537537.jpg (575 KB, 1077x1066, Screenshot_20220525-210139_Ins…)
I love pic related but fuck me I can't justify giving 80€ for it. Maybe one day when I'm rich or something
No. 1196570
>>1196539True, however, these antibiotics were not prescribed to me, they were prescribed to my mom.I would hate for this to get worse and for me to make some new kind of superbug in my mouth. In that case, I'll keep taking then until I can see a doctor then, thank you.
>>1196554True, they definitely weren't they were originally prescribed to my mom for a vaginal infection (not to air her business out here). I don't think I will be able to see a dentist for a few months, but I will try to see what I can do, thank you.
No. 1196576
>>1196555Yup
>>1196564It's from Anatometal and titanium, but yea the stone is zirconium I think
>>1196567I bought stuff multiple times from them and the quality is really hit or miss. They also don't have stuff like this
No. 1196708
>>1196649I also want a medal
nonnie insert heart emoji
No. 1196719
>>1196692thanks ♥
>>1196195If this is a Carrd, you can post it in the Carrd cringe thread.
>>875859 No. 1196826
File: 1653523232137.png (456.28 KB, 857x879, 1648089352154.png)
>>1196787I'm fine with
nonny's mommies posting and even grandmas. But anyone bringing their scrotes here deserves spicy diarrhea.
No. 1197142
File: 1653548705746.png (3.16 KB, 256x192, 81F8074E-1595-47FD-B582-8254BA…)
growing up is realizing that cyrus was right all along
No. 1197152
>>1197139All you have to do is go outside and see all the ugly couples around you to know that very few people will be forever single solely because of their looks.
That said, I assume all the ugly people in relationships are either lacking in self awareness or miserable, because men rarely genuinely love unattractive women even when they settle for them. I'd rather be single.
No. 1197181
File: 1653553042903.png (268.53 KB, 1395x281, fredy.png)
I thought this was billie eilish at first
No. 1197192
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>>1197142wdym growing up, I've always known
cause I was head over heels for him No. 1197203
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>>1197183Yeah seriously I was like "Why is billie eilish here she is not even tangentially related… oh" anyways I've been literally smiling and biting my lip watching fucking limp bizkit videos because I have a crush on wes borland, why did this happen, I don't remember the last time I found a man attractive, but he is so cute in a waitress dress. It's literally just a moid on a screen why do I get butterflies.
No. 1197224
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I fucking hate how this site doesn’t even have ads or algorithms or things to manipulate people to stay on it for longer, yet I still scroll it endlessly for hours every fucking day. Kill me.
No. 1197231
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I am sooooo tired. Even 9+ hours of sleep don't seem to be enough and I could nap constantly. I think I either have some vitamin deficiency or I had rona without knowing and have long covid now.
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>>1195001Update, his little croptop is done! I wish I could get better pictures but when I get on the floor he rushes at me for love, kek
No. 1197274
>>1197270Thank you!
>>1197271I will get on it! I want to make her a turtleneck for the winter.
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kek
No. 1197448
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I'm not that anon from pride thread but I think amongus memes are funny and I'm in my late 20s. Who's with me?
No. 1197504
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What kind of mental illness is it where you feel like crying when seeing a certain style of advertisement or stock photo like the ones often found in clinics or sometimes Walmart or health and home places? This very clean, bright lighting, sort of caring vibe? It makes me cry because it feels so normal and mundane, like cleanliness and love is a thing I’ll never have or something dramatic like that KEK
No. 1197515
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I dare you to show me an uglier dress
No. 1197563
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>>1197515I feel like this is a strong contender
No. 1197579
>>1197563Hmmm that's a good one, but I feel like it could look fine in some circumstances like on a pretty woman with crazy hair who is obviously trying to look crazy on purpose
>ugly woman isolatedkek rip
No. 1197595
>>1197268kek i love this, it's so cute, but he looks
so done
No. 1197596
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I don't like that picrel is colored like actual snot. It should be pink.
No. 1197636
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>>1197634Godspeed. When you die I’ll tell em you went fast…
No. 1197690
>>1197634Pouring one for
nonny whose about to get removed from her class
No. 1197712
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Having colorful hair is actually really fun. Colorful hair supremacy, naturalfags stay back.
No. 1197713
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>>1197712Samefag, but god what is this? I've never been against Funko Pops, but this is a fucking monstrosity.
No. 1197724
>>1197711Based
nonnie, be careful though, trannies are insane.
No. 1197737
>>1197712I have very colorful hair but it's because it was dyed poorly and the dye stuck better to some parts than others kek so my hair is purple and magenta and pink and yellow and I'm sure people think I was too cheap or stupid to go to a hairdresser but I don't mind because my mom did it for me, I love my mom she loves it when I'm colorful, she tells me it's so beeaaauuuuttifulllll
>>1197713The way she is staring downwards is so sad it's like she has accepted her fate of becoming a funko pop, never to be beautiful or charming again, and she hangs her head in shame. Oh man now I want to buy her just to cheer her up
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>>1197737The depressive look fits a Funko, but that's an actual pose of the first ponies ever released (so called Collector's Pose). Incredible how the line has evolved
No. 1197799
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>>1180691community college rocks i got refunded 4k this semester, dawg it's like im being payed to study.
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>>1197773This is a more realistic horse look, but the funko pop version looks like she wants to die.
Horses honestly look powerful as fuck.
>>1197737That actually sounds like a very pretty color combination!
No. 1197807
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What do you guys think about the goth update? Personally, Bella is one of my favorite townies to make over.
I usually make her black/biracial and a huge slut ig baddie. Or just a hot mean stay at home mom, who drinks all day and cheats. In my current save she's famous, cheats on her husband, hates her kids and just drinks/smokes cigar.
I love Cassandra because I love making he over, I HATED her base forum, so I kinda like the "new look" but it doesn't translate well when she ages up. I just make her super successful and independent or a lesbian. I heard that the new young Boy goth, who name I can't remember, ages up to be really ugly. But he was either very ugly with big ears, or ugly hot when he aged up in my game, depending on what mixture of random cc he ages up to young adult with.
The older male goth is blah. I only stan the female goths.
My other favorite townies are Yuki & Candy, Vanessa (Who I made a blonde pop star), Sophia from winderburg, Penny Pizzaz (I made her into a IG baddie rapper).
I was going to put this in the Celebricow thread and get banned because Bella is a celebrity
No. 1197813
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Sorry I won't post anymore MLP pictures after this because I don't want to avatarfag, but isn't she cute?
No. 1197818
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>>1197813Aw tiny bubbles! Please be my friend tiny bubbles. How adorable.
I have this pony image someone posted once and it is the most beautiful pony I have ever seen and I hope I can buy one too some day
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>one of the best known writers of her generation
>became a billionaire by herself without inheriting rich parents' money or some shit
>down to earth despite her success, supports good causes because she truly believes in them
>speaks several languages
>queen of fujoshi, will make Jude and Mads passionately make out in her next yaoi slash BL, don't like don't read, lovers to enemies, angst movie
>queen of terfs, makes trannies seethe, dilate and 41% just by breathing and blinking
I wish I were her.
No. 1197974
>>1197937i now realize both fics involve an experienced young woman (the reader kek) and a male virgin.
the first one was a super sweet slow burn where the woman takes the lead while the second is more about the reader corrupting a religious guy (who's barely concealing his true nature in the first place) and making him submit.
I miscalculated. first fic is 4500, second one 2400. i need to be euthanized lmao.
i have one more idea that would involve pouring alcohol into the religious guy's mouth and having it spill on his face while he gets even drunker and hornier. freud this one goes out to you and your penis envy theory.
blog post but
i only ever read yaoi/slash until a few years ago and now i finally feel free from the yaoi brainworms i got from early internet use. writing fic is retarded but at least i'm not centering faggots anymore No. 1198012
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Turns out you have to actually draw & practice every day in order to get better at drawing and can't just magically will yourself into becoming the next da vinci
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today i got so horny i almost forgot to eat. something about the lightheadedness made me even hornier idk
No. 1198033
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>>1197813I kinda hate abdlers for ruining my ability to openly like stuff like this and just cutesy babified characters in general.
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>>1198119I use picrel
>>1198125I am, honestly. I don't think it's clogging my pores though
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fml
No. 1198268
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Your current hairstyle will be the hairstyle that you will have for the rest of your life if you die right now and get isekai’d to another world. Even if you try to change it you will always end up with the same hairstyle.
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>>1198268Knotless braids, but my hair isn't done so half of my head is just my natural, untamed fro
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>>1198268Nooo fuck you my hair is all slicked back like Gomez Addams because I just got out the shower
No. 1198280
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>>1198268Aw man. My hair is like Penny's (right) right now kek
No. 1198284
>>1198268its in two tails cause i wanted to try it for once and i feel like a lop rabbit
i cant for the life of me get them to match as buns
No. 1198342
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I’m so constipated EUGHHHH
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>>1198331Me too,
nonnie, the only reason why I try to dress nicely and even wear cute pajamas at home is so in case I die, I look nice in the afterlife regardless of what may happen.
No. 1198410
>>1198378Clone: absolutely, that's my biggest fantasy.
Male version: I'm afraid he would look too much like my brother or father so no.
No. 1198414
>>1198378If I could go back to when I was skinnier and put a bag over my head then maybe.
I'm more handsome as a man than I am pretty as a woman so for male probably
No. 1198467
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Should I bake salmon or chicken tonight…
No. 1198702
>>1198378I wouldn't fuck my clone, but I'd definitely fuck
date my male version.