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No. 875859

Inspired by the Twitter Hate thread, a thread dedicated to cringe and delusions found on carrd and similar sites.

It's easy to find carrds and uwus of all kinds, simply use a popular character or franchise as a url and search away.

Vendettas need not reply

No. 875860

File: 1628416576826.png (1.06 MB, 1893x903, minecraft.png)

https://danganronpa.carrd.co/

bumping with examples

No. 875861

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No. 875862

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No. 875863

File: 1628416654568.png (961.37 KB, 1885x871, zhongli.png)


No. 875864

File: 1628416679223.png (2.33 MB, 1914x829, shinobu.png)


No. 875865

File: 1628416722892.png (199.68 KB, 1914x839, dlicu.png)

https://diluc.uwu.ai/#info
"Body is Asian and 14 despite me being around 20 yrs"

No. 875867

File: 1628417096376.png (439.34 KB, 1865x889, kokichi.png)


No. 875883

File: 1628419402575.png (247.28 KB, 1522x744, carrd.png)

>they/them eighteen nonbinary
lawful neutral intp ravenclaw
aquarius phlegmatic-melancholic

https://rukia.carrd.co/#

No. 875898

>>875864
>It's probably quite obvious from how this carrd looks, but I'm mentally ill and ND.
This is what they all think when making their carrds, let me make it as edgy and special as possible. Cringe.

No. 875905

I couldn't find this carrd anymore but I found it under the self ship tag in tumblr. it basically just said dni if you ship yourselves with her husbandos and that it triggers her for some reason kek

No. 875906

They remind me of 2000s web design which I like, sadly they ruined it by filling it with such cringey material.
>>875865
Probably want to feel like an anime character.

No. 875926

>>875906
ooh anon you put it perfectly what I originally thought of carrds at first, I'm realizing. They should be the modern version of a myspace page. With all the customization you can do and the abouts, it's got some of the charm of Myspace but even more of the teenage cringe since it's about exposing yourself online now more than ever instead of just trying to brag about how many friends you have.

No. 875937

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>>875862
this is the best one so far https://listography.com/aquarians

No. 875941

>>875937
>or get the fuck off my page!!!
bebe rexha, is that you?

No. 876131

>>875862 why i saw this shit. I want to cry and laugh. This person needs to be in a psychiatric. Somebody exterminate these type of retardeds.

No. 876145

Thanks for this thread, a new source of entretainment for me, finally

No. 876146

>>875859
Since it’s in the threadpic, can we make fun of pronouny too? A microsite dedicated to a list of your preferred pronouns, acceptable titles (dude, sis, etc) and compliments (pretty vs handsome vs etc). Pathetic

No. 876147

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>>875862
POLYFRAGMENTED SYSTEM WITH OVER 150 ALTERS LMAO

No. 876148

>>876146
of course we can, post it

No. 876152

>>875859
Could someone define “carrd” for a clueless nona who is intrigued by these posts? Yes, I live under a rock…

No. 876165

>>875860
>consensual cannibalism (of an entire human body) should be illegal
do people argue otherwise?

No. 876179

These carrds fill me with such an indescribable negative emootion. It's a cliche to say this but I wish these people would go outside

No. 876185

>>876147
>>875862
this isn't how DID even works, people go to different "stages" or "persons" of their selves, they don't become other people

No. 876191

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>>875867
you'd think this over the top girly layout would trigger her dysphoria

No. 876192

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aiden carrds are the funniest fucking things on the internet

No. 876196

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>>876191
picrel is racist pedos after reading that they’re not allowed to interact

>>876185
she just really loves her ocs

No. 876204

Man, these kids made rp their entire identity. Never thought I would miss live journal rp era, they almost make women of that time look normal

No. 876225

>>876204
>they almost make women of that time look normal
and they make weebs of the past seem well adjusted. I would take an army of naruto runners in headbands over this.

No. 876247

File: 1628450968120.png (182.25 KB, 765x624, amane.png)

>>875865
This person's links are a microcosm of cringe. Where does the rabbit hole end?
https://amanes.crd.co/#amane
https://rinnes.crd.co/#one
https://jalsys.crd.co/#hai
http://txti.es/childes

No. 876250

>>876192
It's really weird how they refer to themselves as their "body" like their physical bodies are separate from their "real selves". That can't be a healthy mindset, your body is you.

No. 876254

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No. 876313

>>876254
>non-human

I’ve noticed DID is one of the trendiest mental illnesses to pretend to have along with BPD and autism

No. 876332

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https://yanderepillowpet.carrd.co/
This one is most likely a troll but I think it deserves a place in the thread.

No. 876557

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No. 876860

>>876254
>he/they/it/sun/honk/nya

Fucking honk/honkself pronouns? Seriously? Guess they got the clown part right at least.

No. 879047

>>879044
>I feed off people's energies… things like people's attention and clear mental direction, if that makes sense.
Yes it makes sense. It's called being an attention whore.

No. 879100

>>879042
Apologies for the BJD sperg but I will never understand why people use others' dolls as icons/header photos. Like that's someone's beloved doll they personally customized, if someone used a photo of my BJD as a profile pic I'd be super weirded out. They probably stole the photo from jp twitter or something too.

No. 879133

>>879100
All the stolen art in general, too. They can write a whole essay on the genders of all 3434 of their anime character identities but can't spare one line of credit for the artist who drew any of the art they use? Especially with the fanart they base their entire personality on?? Sorry to be a tilted artfag but I hate when people use my art for this shit with no credit at all.

No. 879175

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>>879042
>23

No. 879177

File: 1628741077256.jpg (1.29 MB, 1309x2790, spooky skeleton arms.jpg)

>>879040
>>879042
>>879043
>>879044
>>879048
This is the Rinachan/Poyo tripfag from 4chan, her current thing is posting about being a vampire as well as 'people shouldn't eat because it's disgusting' thinspo shit. She's batshit insane.

No. 879179

File: 1628741255567.png (424.35 KB, 1763x421, rina.PNG)

>>879175
It's real, she had a thread that got locked.

No. 879180

>>879177
oh baby, this is a fuckin cow in waiting

No. 879186

>>879179
iirc she also came onto lolcow and talked about being pregnant / having an abortion.

No. 879192

>>879179
Clearly she does everything for attention. Why give it to her?

No. 879194

>>879192
where do you think you are

No. 879201

>>879194
I'm just saying, she says that she likes negative attention since she "feeds" off it all the same. Cows aren't fun when the milk pleases it back.

No. 879205

>>879043
>my brother in his words is a fallen angel
is this one of those weird online family roleplays or is her family genuinely enabling her?

No. 879210

>>876191

>Don’t talk to me about politics uwu


Something about this smells white to me.

No. 879214

>>879040
>shtwt

There's a whole section of twitter for pictures of self harm? That's disgusting. I hope all of those people get banned and/or sent to a psych ward. That is not ok.

No. 879215

>>879179
>2 years ago
Does she even have any current milk besides roleplaying as a vampire and starving herself?

No. 879220

>>879215
All her current milk is stuff from her carrd and her twitter

No. 879222

>>879220
Which is
>roleplaying as a vampire
>starving herself
And what else? She may have had a thread in the past but I don't see how that makes a cow.

No. 879225

>>879214
sorry for sperg rn but it's worse than that. a bunch of underaged kids who glorify the living shit out of self harm and start doing it because they think it makes them look cute, cool and fits their aesthetic. also encourage each other to do it too despite not having any major issues in life that would lead them to something as severe and disturbing as self mutilation unless they think their mom yelling at them for 5 mins is a sign of childhood trauma. most of them just scratch a few lines on their wrists and put some kawaii sanrio filter on it to look like a menhera wannabe girlfriend uwu. the majority of them are around 15-16 but already claim to have mental illnesses like did, npc, bpd, aspd. they also act like them being able to look at gore and share gorey pics makes them unique and different. it's a huge shitshow lmfao

t. somebody who lurks there because it's so milky

No. 879229

>>879177
>her
Are you sure anon because that looks like a very male body to me and the whole loli vampire shit is a very tranny aesthetic.

No. 879232

>>879229
She has nudes, sadly.

No. 879236

>>879229
r9k girls have always existed and they are all like this, bottom of the barrel self hating women who give nudes to 4chan scrotes and appeal to their most deranged desires, picksmes of pickmes

No. 879242

>>879236
Actually she's a sexual abuse victim, but you're not wrong.

No. 879243

>>879242
Not to sound like a cunt but many people lie about that shit online to have some sort of excuse for their fucked up behavior

No. 879257

File: 1628756023347.jpg (134.42 KB, 922x601, kinning.jpg)

I posted this one in the twitter hate thread before. It's an aiden that kins akira fudo but also is better than all the other kinnies online because she's not actually kinning.

https://deadoral1ve.carrd.co/#
https://rockyhorrorpictureshow.carrd.co/

No. 879259

>>879257
What's a double? Someone that kins the same character as them?

No. 879270

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>>879257
>caesar/howl/alucard
>bulletgender and revengender
>pronouns incluse skull/skullself, reven/revengeself and vam/vampself

I miss when autistic edgybois contented themselves with making sonic OCs

No. 879284

>>879177
>>879179
Holy shit, Poyo. Haven't heard that name in a long time.

No. 879295

>>876557
why the fuck are children allowed on the internet

No. 879322


No. 879394

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No. 879402

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>>879257
I'm embarrassed to share a planet with these people, and even more so because we like some of the same things. (Except berserk apparently?)

No. 879405

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>>879394
Okay but what in the EVERLOVING FUCK is an OSDD-1b system??!!!! That sounds like a motherfucking galaxy cluster or something, holy shit I cannot emphasise enough how badly these people need to go outside. I want off this ride nonnies

No. 879408

>>879405
Also samefag but I find it so hard to comprehend that these people actually exist and take themselves so seriously, these carrds almost feel like they're generated by an AI or something

No. 879413

>>879402
>I will go into a panic attack if you dislike my chemical romance
Are these people GENUINELY okay

No. 879451

>>879413
they are not okay, i promise

No. 879466

>>879413
these teenagers scare the living shit out of me

No. 879497

>>879402
>i rb berserk occasionally but don't like the source or fanbase
Great cope for when Twitter user @BPDBakugouKinnie writtes a callout on you for liking iwwedeemabwe medwia UwU

No. 879515

>>879100
In this case it's even worse, because it's by a customization artist who regulary sells heads both in japan and overseas that just happens to be really popular with these kind of kids. It's so awkward and annoying and the reason why I will never post pics of a head I bought from that same artist on social media.

No. 879521

>>879044
>energy vampire
Colin Robinson style, nice

No. 879578

>>879521
I'm sure her coworkers feel the same way

No. 879597

File: 1628786508592.png (198.54 KB, 750x542, vampire overdose.png)

This is really sad. Like in a "please god get help way", the drugs have clearly legitimately fried her brain. This is in context of saying she died at nineteen and her brain stopped adapting there.

No. 879622

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>>879394
even her kins have kins.. how tf does that work? these bitches experience daydreaming/self-inserting for the first time and think it's DID

No. 879649

>>879622
>bees (minecraft)
took me tf out, i’m gonna hang myself

No. 879660

>>879597
I find this more tragic than anything because she clearly was fucked up extremely by drugs. I hope she gets more help and proper meds cause clearly whatever she's on isn't helping and people are enabling her.

No. 879670

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>>879394
bitch just do roleplay smh

No. 879773

File: 1628804739295.jpeg (824.47 KB, 828x1151, F5090899-7B32-4DBA-857F-F083F9…)

there’s even worse. i’ve seen some people theme their carrd after 4chan. though i’m highly sure 4chan would make fun of individuals that are like this

https://4chan.crd.co

No. 879793

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>>879773
>i dont know about the other stuff . im mentally stable and have a senseof identity outside of letters and pseudosciences . i know you have a half written character analysis on pdb open in anotther tab but i have healthy coping mechanisms and meaningful interactions with others.
>i am ok with being suibaited and being called homophobic slurs and being told to cut and starve i think its really funny /gen

No. 879800

>>879793
Took me a minute to understand suibaited. I am getting old.

No. 879847

>>879670
>fucktive
lmao

No. 879912

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>>879773
>though i’m highly sure 4chan would make fun of individuals that are like this
no, that is in fact the average /a/ or /lgbt/ poster

https://columbine.carrd.co/

No. 879989

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>>879597
She made her twitter private and changed the layout. She's definitely lurking or someone let her know.

No. 880558

>>879912
>GET THE FUCK OUT AWAY FROM MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
Why do they always say it like that

No. 880579

File: 1628886305259.png (369.69 KB, 750x864, attention whorism.png)

Someone needs to fund her psych ward bills.

No. 880660

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No. 880661

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No. 880662

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No. 880668

>>880662
>people with 1312 in their dn/bio
What does that mean? What's significant about 1312?

No. 880672

>>880668
It must have something to do with ACAB but I don't know what

No. 880688

>>880668
It stands for ACAB, but I'm not sure why it bothers them

No. 880690

>>880662
>hates cis white males and republicans
>loves south park
I don't get it.

No. 880712

File: 1628893895492.png (76.8 KB, 728x851, carrd.PNG)

>ask to follow if you like an anime character

No. 880781

>>880690
>>880662
she totally only dates white guy

No. 880783

>>880712
>ship 1st/3rd years
thats so funny

No. 880871

>>879773
I assume it's for the 'early web trend' I enjoy it but if some kids are at the point where they're writing this shit while using a 4chan theme, it just becomes genuinely hilarious.

No. 880881

>dni if proshipper
Maybe I’m too old to get this but wouldn’t fandom be boring as hell without shipping?

No. 880883

>>880881
Proshipping actually refers to being "pro" shipping kids with adults, rape, abuse, etc. And just being pro pedophilia/taboo kinks in general and whatnot

No. 880884

>>880881
I'm pretty sure pro-shipper is someone who ships underage characters with adult characters, there's a lot of drama around it in every fandom. Please don't quote me on that though.

No. 880889

Not the point of the thread, ik, but do you think the popularity of carrd will eventually lead to social media profiles becoming more customisable again?

No. 880921

>>880712
>make hate posts about shu itsuki (please add an indicator if they’re just jokes)
Obsessed with the desperation in this sentence

No. 880949

>>880712
THE TRANS SERVANTS (ASTOLFO) LMAO

No. 880977

>>880712
damn what's wrong with white adult pansexual fujoshis, i think they're all neat

No. 881263

Some of the people here and in the Lucinda thread made me think maybe a general EDtwt/SHtwt thread would be useful, there's already the pro-ana thread but these feel vastly different in terms of content.

No. 881332

Maybe this isn't the place to ask, but where can I find good and free carrd templates? I want it for my business

No. 881406

>>881263
We could ask the mods to move this one to /snow/ and continue posting here.

No. 881449

>>881406
Might as well keep it here then. I was mostly suggesting just so there's less talk of the actual people behind the carrds and simply laughing at said carrds can stay here

No. 881541

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No. 881547

>>875859
This thread is fascinating. Like learning of a whole new species hiding in the Galapagos. I understand maybe one of every 10 acronyms these kids use.

No. 881612

>>880662
wait so she hates cops but she also hates people who hate cops, and… fart twitter??? is this satire omg

No. 881613

>>879912
do they mean jeffrey dahmer???

No. 881675

>>881263
i like this idea, those communities are pretty funny but i'm not sure how many farmers would be actually interested in it, not to mention most of the edtwt/shtwt people are minors anyways. and this thread is already relatively slow

No. 881986

>>881541
>i am a completely different gender for a specific race
Ok this one's legit funny

No. 882016

>>881541
leave my Reiby alone, you genderspergs don't deserve her

No. 882139

>>881986
>completely different gender for a specific race (or close friends)
I am so confused is there a genderspecial explanation for this?? genderspecials do this shit and don't know why everyone makes fun of them

No. 882179

>>882139
Its the internalized racism and misandry speaking.

No. 882290

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No. 882301

>>880662
what is fart twitter

No. 882322

>>882301
afaik thats another acronym for terf though i dont recall exactly what it means. something something radical transphobe

No. 882363

>>882322
farting advanced radical transphobe

No. 882370

>>882322
Feminism appropriating, lol

No. 882396

>>882370
god, troons are so stupid when they pretend that an actual woman can appropriate feminism. that's like rachel doezal screeching about a black person 'appropriating' blm

No. 882625

File: 1629100425429.png (26.7 KB, 450x307, schizo shit.PNG)

https://plurality-hub.carrd.co/#enghome
I think this is one of the strangest carrds.

No. 882629

>>882625
>Frontstuck is pretty self explanitory. It's when an alter is stuck in front. That alter is usually (but not always) alone in front (without someone co con) and can not switch out with anybody. This can happen for a variety of reasons but the most common seems to be stress. While stress can trigger a switch, it can also make switching difficult for others.

No. 882635

>>882396
It's not stupid, it's deliberately manipulative. You can argue with troons til you're blue in the face about the history and foundations of feminism, they don't care. They declare that they are the true feminists just like they declare that they are real women and declare that they aren't mentally ill and declare that science is on their side and declare that they don't threaten and harass women. If you question any of their declarations, they brand you a transphobe. The audacity and obstinance is the entire strategy. It's basic NPD shit.

No. 882831

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>>882625
You're right, this one is great. I'm especially loving the census page, which is so informally written and presented that it reminds me of a middle school science project. Picrel had me in fits. Of course the one symptom actually characteristic of DID is lacking, while the social symptoms made up to manipulate your friends (e.g. """frontstuck""" etc) or for internet clout (e.g. system names) are overwhelmingly abundant.

No. 882951

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>>882831
My personal favorite is the
>my life is so boring that I have to create an alternate personality who has trauma so I can pretend I have trauma over the internet for clout.

No. 882963

All these remind me when people on tumblr were throwing a fit at that movie Split for "bad representation" of DID

No. 882969

>>882951
What a fucking nightmare of a person. Takes offense to people dismissing trauma that literally isn’t real.

No. 883086

>>882951
Reading this gave me brain cancer.

No. 883168

On the topic of making a thread on the EDtwt cows with their carrds in here, why not just use the pro-ana thread? All of them ARE pro-ana.

No. 883772

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No. 883797

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No. 883826

It's puzzling to me how these people can so confidently make so many demands for how to interact with them and who can do it as if they're so popular lmao

No. 883978

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>>883772
What a shocker

No. 883979

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>>882625
And literally no one was surprised.

No. 883980

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No. 884358

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>>883797
>what is the bodies age?

No. 884474

>>883797
>>884358
It's as if they were speaking of a corpse

No. 885044

>>884474
Well, in cases like >>880579 they legitimately are. kek.

No. 885131

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>>882290
> no white doubles
As well kek

Also it’s hilarious how you can clock her as a fakeboi immediately since Mystic Messenger (mobile otome dating game) and Inso’s Law (Korean romance webtoon) are theeee most niche aimed at women titles.

No. 886582

File: 1629422936610.jpg (420.79 KB, 1046x1129, pleasetouchgrass.jpg)

calm down karen, they're cartoons

No. 886600

>>886582
>manhater
yes cool
>but has "radfems dni"
we were so close

No. 886604

File: 1629424872241.gif (236.18 KB, 220x177, tenor.gif)

>>886582
>hates real men, fictional men, any likeness of men, "male lesbians"
>hates radfems

No. 886637

>>886582
How is she not an actual radfem?

No. 886641

File: 1629427617223.jpg (418.91 KB, 1080x1193, 20210819_204328.jpg)

also in her dni
>cis women, cis lgbs, binary men, singlets, ableds, systwt,
may get blocked !

No. 886648

>>886641
>singlets
kek, thanks for reminding me to check up on DID tiktok

>panagenderflux

now, what the fuck is that?

No. 886652

>>886637
probably identifies as non-binary, because it's a "they/she". if you do call her a radfem, she'll be like "REEE HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER ME, I AM ACKSHUALLY A RADNBFEM"

>>886648 i honestly have no idea, but i'm afraid it's going to be an identity trend for these fuckers

No. 886753

File: 1629438826751.png (94.09 KB, 705x684, dfg.PNG)

>>886648
>panagenderflux
I looked it up and I'm still confused. I think it's supposed to be "fluctuates between pangender and agender" but that still doesn't mean shit kek

No. 886780

Is there a tread for dumb tumblr begging posts? I feel like there is a lot of overlap between cringe carrds and outrageous ebegging

No. 887336

File: 1629483324434.png (877.55 KB, 934x951, genders.PNG)

This is incomprehensible

No. 887704

>>887336
I have given up all hope for humanity.

No. 887739

>>887336
>het/straight/strayt as in i'm always attracted to genders different from my own
>gay as in not cishet lol

help

No. 887856

Genuine question, do you all know anyone like this irl? How do they act? Do these people even survive in the real world? Is it more like they're normal walking among us and then you find their online persona and it's this?

No. 887874

>>887856
I’m gonna assume that most of these posts are made by mentally ill/sheltered teenagers who live on the internet. Like, back when the basic gender garbage was a thing on tumblr, they were all like vid related.

No. 887877

>>887856
Trust me, you'll know when you see them. But you'll smell them first. Last place I have ever seen them was when I was in high school and they were just the weird GSA kids that would read yaoi fanfic in the middle of class. I haven't seen any since but they're absolutely there, probably not going to university and just working at Subway or something.

Just go to your local mall and see if you can find anyone acting extremely embarrassing, they probably have a carrd.

No. 887885

>>887856
I know a bunch of enbies IRL and none of them are bad people but I always feel like I have to walk on eggshells around them

No. 888027

>>887874
These people have like 6 faces max. wtf.

No. 888051

>>887874
I like how this was considered "cringe" a couple of years ago, I mean it still is but NO ONE was prepared for the next level garbage and degeneracy called Tik Tok.

Also wasn't expecting that random Chris Chan appearance in there kek

No. 888083

>>888051
have the taliban done any tiktok dancing videos yet?

No. 889037

>>887856
There were some people similar to what you described that I interacted with yesterday, they were a fakeboi with a he/him/his hoodie and their friend had like cat ears and they kicked open the elevator and then jammed themselves inside it even though me and my mom were already inside….
Basically very poor social skills and sometimes have to advertise their fake gender identity.

No. 889090

>>888027
kinda makes you wonder about physiognomy and predisposition to certain ways of thinking

No. 892450

File: 1629978545778.png (104.83 KB, 612x512, it they he.png)

not carrd, but it fits here

No. 892454

>>892450
This person would be cool if not for the pronoun shit

No. 892513

>>892454
agreed. the furry thing raises an eyebrow but since they didn't talk about it yet it seems fine

No. 893171

>>892513
look at the last sentence in the first paragraph

No. 893323

>>892450
If not Carrd, where? Neocities? That site is absolutely full of weird pronoun people.

No. 893725

File: 1630115056306.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1251x1420, 64629461-8D37-4361-8E68-B4CB49…)

https://exo-kai.carrd.co/
Hey guys, let’s play #TagYourself. I’m cis person, nonblack, and thinks Kai has no ass

No. 893727

>>893725
This page seems like a troll

No. 893740

>>893725
i think this is one of those joke dnis. it's painfully unfunny though

No. 893744

>>893725
You know those old things that floated around and it was like "the first three words that you see describe your love life" or some shit like that? it looks like a stephen king novel sized version of that but worse

i'm "people with a victim complex" and "nonblacks as a whole"

No. 893918

>>893725
I'm "people who hate on dubbed anime watchers" and proud!

No. 894110

File: 1630171247143.jpg (78.47 KB, 1049x712, 20210828_112622.jpg)

https://realnonhumans.carrd.co/
Dear motherfucking god, help me

No. 894418

>>894110
This shit is how stuff like this happens and is just encouraged. >>879043
People still send her nearly daily questions asking about her life as a "vampire"

No. 896029

File: 1630378472185.jpeg (299.84 KB, 836x1048, 55DA462E-FDDE-4D8D-8687-8326CD…)

Kid, do your homework

No. 896054

File: 1630380046267.gif (1.65 MB, 320x210, pardon.gif)

>>896029
>he/they lesbian
>i hc male characters as trans lesbians

No. 896071

>>896029
>Veneco
Oh God, is she from Venezuela? I can't believe these type of people exists here, wtf

No. 896092

File: 1630383596236.png (320.06 KB, 460x1204, Screenshot 2021-08-31 at 01-19…)

>>896029
so rape doesn't need a content warning but fucking birds do??

here's one i found a bit ago https://strwbryfemme.carrd.co/

No. 896105

>>896092
>asexual venusic lesbian lunarian doeflux (genderdoe + girlflux) femme lesbian
Ah, I see. It's an abandoned failed abortion

No. 896132

>>896092
OT but the rape is trigger warning, and the birds are content warning, anon.

No. 896166

>>875941
>>876196
>>879413
>>886648
>>886652
>>887739
>>896054
kek tagging so I can always come back to giggle. If LC doesn't die, that is…
>>880889
God I hope so. It'd make reading horrible takes every day a little more bearable.

No. 896175

File: 1630398407451.png (92.36 KB, 620x779, kingofsins.png)

What made me laugh was the character from a Japanese show that's on top of "DNFI ! if you're nonblack" kek
https://kingofsins.carrd.co/

Here are some more Carrds from the Twitter Hate thread #4 in case you missed them.
>>827079
>>827750
>>840663
>>840708
>>840738

No. 896179

>>896175
>you believe half black people are black, you believe black people can be racist, you believe black people can be pro black and date outside they race
Whatever crack you’re smoking must be really good shit, bro

No. 896232

>>896175
is this dr.umars daughter???

ill pray for her what a fucked mindset

No. 896374

>>881541
why do they always re-name themselves with east asian names oh my god

No. 896385

>>896175
Chitterlings are eaten traditionally by a lot of african-americans in the american south, this makes no sense.

No. 896982

>>896092
>>896029
ok what's the drama with the "toothpaste" flag? I keep seeing this

No. 896985

File: 1630458166669.jpg (250.64 KB, 2048x2048, E2oHXeSVoAAw9Pq.jpg_large.jpg)

>>896982
I just googled and apparently they're talking about the gay make flag. Here's some tweet I found, I guess they don't like it because it looks like a ripoff of the sunset flag
https://mobile.twitter.com/causticswake_/status/1398942854186033155

No. 896993

File: 1630459076986.jpeg (118.05 KB, 828x1339, E2qLcpNVoAEuZ5F.jpeg)

>>896985
Samefag, but I'm seeing people say that this gay flag was made before the sunset lesbian flag, so who even knows.

No. 897032

>>896993
Oh boy, Twitter goes absolutely nuts when they see this flag. Turns out, the gay flag that was made in 2017 was inspired/recolored idk by the old pink lesbian flag, which the snowflakes hate because the creator was racist and biphobic. That's hilarious because literally now, I've seen a shitload of twitter lesbians being vocally racist and biphobic kek

No. 897081

>>897032
I mean the twitter people who use it and so vocally care about it are mostly just transbians or some flavour of “he/him lesbian” genderspecial weirdo.

The whole drama is retarded though like anyone who waves identify flags is a weirdo.

No. 897145

>>897081
I’m actually enjoying this whole drama because genderspecial sunmoonfemmebitchfucksexual fatherless children with carrds on their bio are at each other's necks 24/7 and they have the nerve to ask why does everybody hate the lgbt community

No. 898147

>>879210
wait what's wrong with not discussing politics

No. 898234

>>887856
I don't think either of them have carrd but I know a genderspecial who acts like this. She has 'DID' which involves her having anime characters in her head or something, whilst also being a 'witch'. Honestly it's not that bad compared to the shit I'm seeing here.

No. 898384

File: 1630555503073.jpeg (502.9 KB, 1652x896, 50DFC3AD-859A-489A-87B0-FE7802…)

https://iceninekills.ju.mp/
Bruh, imagine being triggered by cartoon animals

No. 898492

>>898384
jacksepticeye and markiplier should trigger anyone's fight or flight response to be fair

No. 913580

File: 1631773676629.jpeg (275.1 KB, 750x377, 12C01AB5-7B95-4E3C-99C3-A6210B…)

https://bj-bio.carrd.co/
presented without comment

No. 913702

File: 1631796355544.jpg (35.51 KB, 750x393, IMG_20190120_015903.jpg)

>>913580
>21 year old
How

No. 914010

>>913580
> Use Stupid, Dumb, Idiot, Lame, Insane, Junkie, Crackhead, Blind, or Deaf as insults
I fucking spat out my coffee

No. 915115

File: 1631915790765.jpeg (673.33 KB, 598x1713, 975F3E64-15C2-4A00-B512-06424B…)

https://evapilots.carrd.co/
>Ask to interact if you view Aerith as a woman
what

No. 915153

>>915115
are they implying she's a troon or an enby? ew. is 'mlw cloud' 'male loving women cloud'? lmfao

No. 915161

File: 1631917407045.jpg (35.2 KB, 1080x210, Screenshot_20210918_002015.jpg)

>>913580
Boy's Love Exclusionary Radical Feminist?

No. 915164

>>915161
i think it means "bisexual lesbians"

No. 915175

>>915161
Man, carrd retards are making up new groups of nonexistent people every day

>>915153
Probably as an enby mlm troon, judging by demiromantic gay label (Who wants to bet that this bitch was a fujoshi before a being trans boy). Anyone that uses the mlw, mlm and wlw term should absolutely be bullied

No. 916737

>>915115
i-is this komaedachan's carrd?

No. 918960

>>916737
no, komaedachan is a different flavour of retard. i say this lovingly

No. 919351

>>915161
BLERF sounds like a sound you make when you vomit

No. 924890

>>879578
why do you assume this munchausens lunatic has a job?

No. 924899

>>880661
>asexual
>fiance

nigga pick one.

No. 943569

Hey guys, so apparently, twitter kids are moving to TWO carrd clones called rentry.co and txti.es. Let’s hope to god that carrd gets abandoned and now it becomes a cool website maker for youtubers or something idk

No. 949982

i still dont understand the concept of kinning

No. 949996

File: 1635245322993.jpg (65.6 KB, 750x1333, 1436e0b55d605aedb689e6667cb06c…)

There's gore, be careful scrolling

No. 951522

>>949982
Basically, kin culture is people taking roleplaying too seriously

No. 1010832

File: 1640943788182.png (259.06 KB, 438x682, carrdtism.png)

When you get hit up by a he/it.

No. 1010837

>>1010832
>DNI if u nb lesbian
they're eating themselves

No. 1010980

>>1010837
Kek, it says 'u don't support n-b lesbians'.'

>Kins; akechi, werewolf cookie, victor, komaeda, josuke, vampire cookie, mac mcdonald (like mac from it's always sunny?).

It's all so tiring.

No. 1046131

File: 1643482960545.jpg (437.54 KB, 1080x1221, IMG_20220129_205837.jpg)

>writing an entire essay about how you're totally not a pedophile and are safe for minors to be around

No. 1046153

>>1046131
what does any of the word salad after DNI mean?

No. 1046158

>>1046131
kek this is the most retarded shit i read all week

No. 1046165

>>1046131
I thought it's a funny parody of the manga character, like what if the pedo clown was an 'um im neurodivergent and literally a minor???" twitterfag account

No. 1046186

it only gets worse, according to the linked instagram carrd (hiisoka.carrd.co) op mailed luka magnotta asking him if pansexuals are real

No. 1046194

>>1046153
>DNI if you ship pairings deemed immoral, if you accuse DID larpers of larping without "proof", if you associate with some other user, or if you think you are the same fictional character that I think I am

No. 1046196

>>1010832
why is it always akechi and komaeda

No. 1046232

>>1046131
Some motherfuckers unironically need to be bullied

No. 1046272

>>887336
>genderless
>wants to fuck everything
>incapable of love or friendship
this person just has autism

No. 1046310

>>1046131
>my therapist recognises me as a system
please be fake holy shit

No. 1046329

>>886641
So it's a guy in drag who wants to play lezzies with other guy in drag? Makes me fucking laugh trying to imagine what kind of psychotic bpd rage they have against cis women even though they're trying desperately to be like them and failing kek

No. 1051624

File: 1643941256427.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1242x1712, FE1CDEFD-1AAD-4881-8517-F944C5…)

The second point made me giggle now I really want to know

No. 1051629

>>1051624
kek can we send this person some questions about that job? how much you wanna bet it was in retail

No. 1051631

>>1051629
"In 2020 I worked at a fertility clinic. Fucking biology reee."

No. 1053228

File: 1644095358582.jpg (433.16 KB, 1080x2030, Screenshot_20220205-210815_Chr…)

kinda based but anime catholics lol

No. 1053239

>>1053228
what's based about a tradthot wannabe?
>says she doesn't like fags
>three faggy animes in her list
kek

No. 1053268

>>1053228
I wonder what anime catholics think about pixelation in hentai (you know they give the exception) I bet they think it's based since they hate condoms, virtual sex = virtual condom = cancel each other out

No. 1053279

>>1053228
Takahashi Macoto’s art doesn’t deserve to be used like this

No. 1053305

>>1053228
I thought "at least she ain't racist" but I skipped over the part where she mentioned she was filipina.

No. 1063633

File: 1644714445733.png (2.61 MB, 1100x1500, MLM_LARP.png)

>this person also unironically defends "bi-lesbians"

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KIN KOMAEDA
This has to be an underage or mentally stunted women.

No. 1063640

>>1063633
>kins Goosefeather from Warrior Cats
kek

No. 1063645

>>1063633
>He/him
Not likely. Clocked by this picture alone.

No. 1063648

>>1063633
All those kins ffs. She wants to be the sassy bishie boy she wants to date. It's so embarrassing.

No. 1063775

>>1063645
KEK we think the same. I'm always pondering how much chaos would come from telling he/hims online how obviously female they are, in every way

No. 1067550

>>1063775
most he/hims online are just trannies in disguise

No. 1092325

File: 1646862430777.png (879.29 KB, 1000x1040, 32_kins.png)

found this serial ebegger recently

No. 1099094

>>1092325
>Swears she's not delusional
>Kins
>Kins edgy shit
>Is a troon

No. 1117301

File: 1648655616064.png (233.48 KB, 558x1150, ed edd n eddy.PNG)

DNI banners are my favorite

No. 1117314

>>1117301
what the hell is a pupfriend

No. 1117325

>>1117301
They should have a private profile then.

No. 1117819

>>1117301
Do british people really talk like this?

No. 1118032

>>1117301
I find this creature fascinating.

No. 1118406


No. 1122389

>>1046131
>i am a fictive, i can't control what my source does
wat

>>1010832
Oh fucking hell, not viktor lmao

No. 1162092

File: 1651611363153.png (13.63 KB, 413x243, kek.PNG)

Ironic

No. 1162111

When I used to search and read tweets of people tweeting about LC, I saw someone who said they constantly checked this thread because they were paranoid about getting posted here. Lol hi if you're reading this.

No. 1162295

>>1162092
>joanne

Kek so formal

No. 1228352

>>1162092
>"You can't hate my yandere fetish fanfics but you can't like the wizard lady who said biology is real and makes you a man/woman!"

No. 1229186

>>1228352
No that one is saying that you must engage critically with every piece of media you consume to be able to interact with them

No. 1230363

File: 1655586836413.jpg (536.08 KB, 1440x1080, virtualmachine neocities, rart…)


No. 1230480

File: 1655594275235.jpeg (172.44 KB, 828x1201, 7A58F65B-59DC-4372-8EA8-BC3952…)

https://chairmanrosedark.carrd.co/
this one is from a schizo troon kek his twitter is also completely unhinged

No. 1230495

>>1228352
no where was yandere even mentioned, talk about living rent free in your head.

No. 1230532

>>1230495
>Y-you can't make fun of my yandere fetish!
Holy shit newfag, it's a joke.

No. 1230635

>>1230363
She is cute, wishing she peaks

No. 1230791

File: 1655602951942.jpeg (138.2 KB, 750x439, 2037B84C-7A79-4109-86BA-C4CA1B…)

This isn't a carrd site but it is someone's pinned Tumblr post serving the same function.
How do these people think any person has the energy/investment on them to go to the "pluralpedia" and read every individual term in this word salad? You're not that important

No. 1230794

>>1230791
kek im loosing my mind this shit's too funny

No. 1230874

>>1230791
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

No. 1233720

File: 1655812593587.jpg (179.87 KB, 1080x2081, itscoldinwonderland carrd.jpg)


No. 1234185

>>1233720
>narcissistic personality disorder
oh sweetie… we know

No. 1235689

>>1230791
none of these words are in the quran

No. 1235712

>>896029
she's a "he/they lesbian" but says "dni if you're a mspec lesbian"? i don't get it.

No. 1238187

File: 1656100919961.jpg (577.56 KB, 1440x1440, Daemon Magmus.jpg)


No. 1238197

>>1238187
Is this a few years old? This has big 2016 vibes

No. 1238322

>>1117301
what is it with fakebois and the name bede? i know one irl who goes by bede online as well

No. 1238475

>>1230635
she has before. if i recall correctly she is the one behind vidrel she just went back to being a tranny tra. she gets like this all the time peaking then going back and again

No. 1238609

>>1238475
Jesus Christ, she's still flip flopping? Last time I remember seeing her she was identifying as female and uploading cringe rap videos of herself to YouTube. She'll still be reinventing herself at 60 years old.

No. 1238621

>>1238609
Samefagging to say I also remember the callout posts (more like callout fucking novels) between her and the equally cringe TIF she was e-dating. Laura Morais is literally a walking disaster and could easily have her own thread(s) on snow.

No. 1238704

>>1122389
Every character that Tumblr wants to fuck gets kinned.
>>1238322
Bede is the pokeboy that person is a kinnie of. Maybe the one you know also likes him?

No. 1239263

>>1238621
if you make one i would prowl the fuck out of that thread

No. 1239581

>>1239263
Unfortunately I don't have any classic milk saved from her as a lot of it happened before I discovered lolcow or when I just lurked here. Laura is very good at disappearing from the internet and nuking everything, she's like a human whack-a-mole popping up all over radblr and troonblr. I wish I saved those rap videos though, that was some delicious full fat milk. She was like Eminem's even more retarded Portuguese cousin.

No. 1242253

File: 1656299209059.jpeg (1.25 MB, 981x1083, 810B7E18-E048-4264-BFDA-E4EF10…)

“Girlfag” hate how tumblr kweers make a mockery of homophobia. Almost certain “boydyke” must be a thing somewhere makes me want to a-log. The pronouns are all edgy and stupid too

No. 1242255

File: 1656299318530.jpeg (873.64 KB, 1247x619, 587E127D-A9AC-4AAF-85B7-E6873B…)

>>1242253
She also has this on the main page kek

No. 1242258

>>1233720
>1st generation American
>Latino

Give me strength not to beat this gringa. Seconding the other anon that I believe the NPD lmfao

No. 1242263

>>1242255
Why do they type so obnoxiously? These kids should learn to use apostrophes and commas, jfc

No. 1242848

File: 1656352922280.jpg (79.83 KB, 809x444, 8974688256678.jpg)

This person could have an entire goddamn thread. Extreme ebegger kinnie, apparently sexually abusive.

No. 1242994

>>1242848
This all read as somewhat "normal" at least for these types of people, but when I read "DNI if you hate drug addicts" I was like what the fuck

No. 1243148

>>1242994
This person abuses cough medicine. Absolutely no hope.

No. 1243155

File: 1656368001994.jpg (42.87 KB, 1049x140, 493487502395.jpg)

>>1242848
From a "notes" rentry. Jesus christ.

No. 1243176

>>1242848
We going to ignore how this faggots name is fucking anemia

No. 1243198

File: 1656370052387.jpg (60.18 KB, 371x638, 93583465392875923.jpg)

>>1242848
The commissions carrd is funnier. https://darcycomms.carrd.co/

No. 1243287

>>1243155
DPH WILL give you irreversible, terrible brain damage. I guess that explains half the shit in her bio

No. 1243288

I love this thread so much

No. 1246622

File: 1656624446960.png (245.87 KB, 966x1051, marcelle.crd.co.png)


No. 1246637

how do these people function irl?

No. 1246647

>>1246637
half of these don't, for the other half it's a phase. hopefully.

No. 1246662

File: 1656626372852.png (126.53 KB, 275x272, Screenshot 2022-06-30 at 18-58…)

>>1246622
"mi'kmaq, maliseet, and scottish heritage"
you are entirely scottish what the fuck?

No. 1246859

>>1246662
She's basically doxxing herself, being so specific with which band she's apparently related to

No. 1246869

>>1246859
Yeah. She's gotta be east coast Canadian, my best bet is New Brunswick (it's split nearly 50/50 mi'kmaq and "maliseet") and Irish+Scots make up most of the white people there

No. 1246873

>>1246869
Exactly what I was thinking

No. 1251192

File: 1656974059497.png (283.59 KB, 973x784, depill.png)


No. 1252251

>>1251192
any time i see a kpop stan and they say they're asian I just straight up don't believe them. YWNBAA
>i have npd
EVERY FUCKING TIME

No. 1254999

File: 1657295117912.png (1.18 MB, 853x1399, akiiking.png)


No. 1255101

>>1252251
Eh a lot of South East Asians are weebs and/or kboos, they're often also the ones who try to school non-Asian weebs or kboos about "real Japanese/Korean culture"

No. 1255174

File: 1657305422870.png (548.26 KB, 999x651, desktop.png)

>>875860
saging for replying to an old post but they updated saying they know they were posted here. They think this is 4chan but an easy mistake to make considering where LC originates from.

No. 1255357

>>1255174
kek no they just think literally any imageboard is 4chan

No. 1259429

>>875860
>>1255174
>i am a misandrist
At least they're a little based. If only they dropped the other dumb shit like pronouns, etc.

No. 1261932

File: 1657749108895.png (12.34 MB, 1087x7757, 47E791EA-BAF6-497A-B0F8-DB6F46…)

I just wanted to find some emojis. This is an affront to my eyes, plus I’m confused about how they say “minors DNI” but also say they are a minor.

No. 1261956

>>1261932
I think it's say "DNI" if you have "minors DNI" on your account, but I'm not sure.

No. 1261972

>>1261956
Oh, you’re right. I’m just stupid lol

No. 1261986

File: 1657751979208.jpg (307.55 KB, 1308x1392, combine_images.jpg)

>>1255174
Literal 14 year old genderspecials lurking here kek

No. 1262232

>>1261986
All the better for them to peak within the next couple of years

No. 1267510

File: 1658181059015.png (66.96 KB, 1260x624, You have schizophrena.png)

I found this on twitter: https://thescaremensys.crd.co/
I've seen some shit but not this bad. Her alters's pages have links to the youtubers she thinks she is lol

No. 1267525

>>1267510
>we all swear + talk in all caps a lot and will not tag it
Wow kek. But these kids come off as not getting enough attention from their parents/guardians. Kind of depressing..

No. 1267529

>>1267510
She's 15… it's weird to post her acc. here, assuming you're an adult?

No. 1275768

>>1261986
>>1255174
If you type carrd cr onto Google you get carrd cringe as the top suggestion, and guess what's the first result for that?

No. 1275871

>>1261932
why do we live in a time and place where kids have to write "necrophiles don't interact"
the internet was truly a mistake

No. 1275881

>>1246622
>chronic pain and mental illness
quit sugar and twitter. problem solved

No. 1286346

File: 1659422069017.png (245.33 KB, 440x326, about.png)

>dedicated to cringe and delusions found on carrd and similar sites.
Going to post a few from Tumblr.

No. 1286348

File: 1659422117232.png (71.37 KB, 499x602, abt.png)


No. 1286469

>>1286346
>>1286348
Why the fuck do they call themselves "thing"? Is their self-esteem that low or is it a new gender fad?

No. 1286493

File: 1659435211832.png (108.4 KB, 369x359, crrd.png)

All this nonsense when she's a simple hetero girl kek
>>1286469
imo it's both. They're self-hating women, but they gotta make it sound quirky.

No. 1286496

File: 1659435396149.png (64.35 KB, 1594x749, l o l.png)

Someone made a doc for their dni list.

No. 1286498

>>1286496
Odinists? Like followers of ancient god Odin? Why them specifically? It's the only religion listed, but it's so small and insignificant

No. 1286503

>>1286496
what the issue with dream smp fans?

No. 1286509

>>1286503
They worship Odin

No. 1286536

>>1286346
wtf is a TWRP? Twerps?

No. 1286543

>>1286496
Yes, I'm sure a predator will politely comply with your request not to interact with you. Absolutely stellar fuckin' logic there.

No. 1287129

File: 1659477041807.jpg (108.27 KB, 1156x1471, FCHdARJXIAAZAza.jpg)


No. 1287275

>>1286493
>transmasc demiboy
>men enjoyer
>star sign and personality type listed
you are a straight woman

No. 1287321

>>1287129
kekekekek

No. 1287325

>>1286503
honestly their biggest crime is that they're just very annoying, loud, and underaged.

No. 1290459

File: 1659694744213.jpg (50.05 KB, 421x421, 9cf2847e93cf40542d0ef72c9336b6…)

>>1286493
Leave Qifrey out of this

No. 1303736

>>1286496
>detrans kink
kek

No. 1311783

File: 1661153602197.jpeg (6.35 KB, 259x194, download (12).jpeg)

Dni lists are the most performative thing to ever come out of the internet. I know millennials originally conceptualised them and I suppose they're understandable but as if they're actually going to see it and think "i respect that have a nice day" kek. Now they're just "DNI if you think this anime character is a woman and if you think they are a woman then I have the right to send you death and rape threats and dox you but you can't interact with me back or defend yourself or you're a pedophile teehee im baby."
>>1286503
twitter thinks they're all racist nazis or something for a bunch of silly jokes they made years ago iirc.

No. 1311787

File: 1661153875676.jpg (943.77 KB, 1440x2332, IMG_20220822_173538.jpg)

21. Get a job and do something with your life.
Cryptogenic kekekekekekek so they got trauma by bitcoin

No. 1311790

>>1311787
I honestly don’t know which trend is worse, the DID shit or otherkin

No. 1311797

>>1311787
>cryptogenic
this hurts for reasons I can't disclose

No. 1311853

>>1311783
Is the purpose of DNI lists even that? It always struck me as morality signing: Look at me, I'm so righteous I don't want to interact with these bad bad people!

No. 1311858

>>1311797
>>1311787
It's supposed to be something something cryptids.
idk which one is worse kek
>>1311853
I'd say both, depending on the person, but more leaning on that, yes. It's just a show for attention most of the time.

No. 1321473

File: 1661888608942.jpeg (398.67 KB, 750x594, 3E07EF02-4BD8-4D71-9F6B-BE1729…)

Not quite sure how old this person is supposed to be

No. 1321475

>>1321473
Vomiting onto my sidewalk

No. 1321484

>>1321473
Half of these are Danganronpa characters…

No. 1321792

File: 1661910790351.jpg (312.07 KB, 1080x937, absurdity.jpg)

"do not use alive nouns/adjectives for me" lol ok

No. 1336667

File: 1662976522391.png (327.83 KB, 1576x755, cd.png)


No. 1336671

>>1321473
It takes every ounce of self restraint I have to stop myself from a-logging the children dressed as Nagito in AliExpress bondage gear at conventions as it is, why would you make it more difficult

No. 1337353

>>1336667
If you're 21 and doing this there is NO hope for you

No. 1339222

File: 1663147082388.jpg (790.31 KB, 1440x1431, IMG_20220914_191840.jpg)

Leave my girl Luka out of your 13 year old twittertardation please
>>1336667
Sooooo basically a pedo?

No. 1340304

>>1339222
>DNI if you think half poc are poc
what the fuck?

No. 1341386

File: 1663291268369.png (389.91 KB, 1080x1925, Screenshot_20220915-192114~2.p…)


No. 1341394

>>1339222
Technically they still called them half POC, so it's a bit contradictory on their part kek
>suibaiting sysmeds
I have doubts on DID's existence but kids who think you can be fucking born with/naturally develop that shit?
>extroverts and authority
>over the age of 17
Where are your parents kiddo

>>1341386
Honestly a bit better than some of the shit here tbh
>against typing quirks
What even is the point of typing quirks? Like nobody can read them and they're ugly and make you look mentally deficient.

No. 1341400

File: 1663291744573.jpeg (76.78 KB, 431x711, images - 2022-09-16T112911.151…)

Can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not
>sparkling water enjoyers
Fair enough

No. 1341425

>>1341400
I'm a sparkling water enjoyer and I concede there's a lot of valid stuff in this list, I don't want to interact with most of them either

No. 1341759

>>1341400
This is too good.

No. 1341760

File: 1663330531938.png (593.07 KB, 1574x741, crrd.png)


No. 1341763

>>875859
I remember when being a "minor" was a source of embarrassment in fandom circles back in the day, you wouldn't advertise it, especially if you were below 16, now kids wear it as a badge of honor and even avoid the exact age so they can be 17 years old, 1 day away from 18, and milk that shit as hard as possible. Probably because it absolves them from all shitty behaviour these days. Sometimes I wonder if half these eternal minors are even minors.

No. 1341792

File: 1663333340003.jpg (149.76 KB, 656x854, Untitled.jpg)

a personal favorite of mine. this nutjob hopped into one of my discord servers and was promptly muted for talking about her "hyperfixations on drugs" and being high on cough syrup. i was fascinated by her retardation so i snooped on her socials and discovered she is a kinnie, who thinks she is some character from a cartoon, and is a "he/him lesbian".

No. 1341795

File: 1663333466322.jpg (284.41 KB, 843x837, Untitled.jpg)

all her dr. google diagnoses

No. 1341797

File: 1663333588028.jpg (139.64 KB, 663x695, Untitled.jpg)


No. 1341817

File: 1663335158926.jpg (321 KB, 1310x908, Untitled.jpg)

ok im done

i should note another reason i am fascinated with this person is they link to someone named "frank" as their boyfriend (im assuming its another girl aka ftm), and that person does not link to them or mention them in any way. kind of hilarious when you consider "breaking up" is apparently a meltdown trigger for this autist and it makes me wonder if their girlfriend actually isnt that into them but is too passive and afraid of drama to do it. lol

No. 1342107

>>1341817
yeah she's cringe but you seem obsessed, i mean wtf

No. 1342341

>>1342107
is it obsessed to peep on someone's carrd after they make a big scene on your discord server? are you sure?

No. 1344643

File: 1663687145243.png (382.31 KB, 777x613, firefox_jUPw8iFCMv.png)

Posted in the twitter hate thread, but I guess it belongs here
The anime girl scrote shit always gets me
https://moomoogyaruism.carrd.co

No. 1348905

>>1344643
>do not use she/her on me
>close mutuals can use fem terms on me
so.. which is it?

No. 1350721

File: 1664031248210.jpeg (185.08 KB, 748x1236, 4EA86447-E333-46BD-97D5-96F091…)

Best type of fakeboi are the fakebois who try and replicate 13 year old moid edginess but still have an autism attack if you call them a girl (also mandatory black butler icon)

No. 1350723

File: 1664031314070.jpeg (213.39 KB, 750x1160, 5B01BBF0-8984-4BBC-BB39-91333C…)


No. 1350726

>>1350723
It's so hard to tell what's satire and what's real anymore.

No. 1350728

>>1350726
They’re real, I talked to them on discord and they pretty much acted exactly how you would expect.

No. 1350781

>>1341763
Forreal… I use to pretend to be older than I was or hid my age entirely because it was embarrassing to be young in a fandom.

No. 1350904

>>1341797
>i named myself dexter after dextromethorphan
this is too fucking funny

No. 1350932

>>1350723
>softies go away
proceeds to cry herself to sleep if someone so much as lightly teases her online

No. 1351958

>>1344643
>I am autistic so I will struggle with jokes if I am not close with you
I admit I don't know that much about autism but I thought autistic people struggled with jokes because of the jokes itself, not because of who said them

No. 1352691

File: 1664165652022.jpg (32.41 KB, 640x361, jug.jpg)

>>1350723
This and nearly every other post in this thread reminds me of picrel

No. 1353992

File: 1664259235641.jpeg (354.7 KB, 1125x752, DDCCE340-E1E4-4626-AE0F-DF6423…)

People like this make me feel normal

No. 1354019

>>1353992
I feel sad about girls who write shit like that. They have a fucked up view of sexuality/self-worth.

No. 1354071

>>1353992
wtf

it's ok to have husbandos but this is so fucking weird and extreme kek

No. 1354073

File: 1664273055621.png (71.86 KB, 1366x643, ant.png)

Not really cringe, I just wanted to say why do everyone makes their carrd & font ant-sized??? Even with a laptop screen it's hard to read, I can't imagine how it looks on an actual PC screen.
Some of them look cool, but between the 7px font size and the cluttered look most of them have they're imposible to read; and then they complain that people don't check their carrds lmao.
It takes me back to 2010 tumblr, when everyone's themes were 5px pastel pink font size on white background….

No. 1354089

>>1354073
is the menu on this card actually functional and if it is, the "readable" option there is absolutely killing me. like you know this is incomprehensible but you just had to make it due to ~Aesthetics kek

No. 1354096

File: 1664276314595.png (44.18 KB, 429x392, Screenshot 2022-09-27 at 12-49…)

>>1354089
I didn't even notice the menu since most carrds have one for ~da old web~ aesthetic and often they're just images, so my mind skiped over it lmao
It works, but the readable tab isn't a layout where the text is actually legible, is all the carrd info condensed on a single tab.
But I have seen carrds before in which they link to a rentry or other simple text host in case you can't read their tiny tiny carrds, so yeah they know they suck.

No. 1354320

>>1342341
>mentally ill
we know

No. 1361559

File: 1664743622166.png (92.01 KB, 1059x903, protonomical.png)

This is a nitpick to the 'nth degree, but doesn't this woman know most Autistic normies say they have Aspergers if the question pops up? It's disheartening to see young Autistic people spit in the face of the older generations like this just because Asperger was a Nazi, ignoring how the word's united many Autistic people and been more positive than negative generally when it comes to people getting help for their Autism, whether with therapy, community and/or validation. The removal of Aspergers as a diagnosis was only around a decade ago.
https://protonomical.carrd.co

No. 1361568

>>1361559
as a veteran of the homophobic scp discourse this made me kek real hard

No. 1361577

i still don't understand the point of this website - it's a page that links to all your other pages?
at that point wouldn't you think you have too many pages and maybe try to cut down on internet time? i start to feel embarassed when i spend more than half an hour on discord

No. 1361578

File: 1664744400005.png (153.33 KB, 984x885, dnicriteria.png)

Here's a commonly linked DNI criteria card adapted from a listography page. It's practically a time capsule of today's discourses among women and girls on Twitter.
https://dnicriteria.carrd.co/#section01

No. 1361580

>>1354073
Welcome to tumblr aesthetics
My eyes still burn from 2014 pastel blogs with light gray fonts and 5px text

No. 1361583

File: 1664744883523.png (258.58 KB, 1893x862, dni.png)

>>1361577
Girls who make caards have a good amount of time on their hands and aren't embarrassed by their sheer time spent online. To most of its users I believe it's more art project than an actual utility for getting to know someone. There's little chance of more than a few people seeing any given caard and they're often abandoned after their life circumstances change.

Here's the listography page linked in the last caard posted. (https://listography.com/dni).

No. 1361585

>>1361577
The point is that twitter doesn't have good profiles, so if you want to have an "about you" page you need to make a carrd or rentry.

No. 1361667

File: 1664754008774.png (1.04 MB, 1402x738, hehe.png)

for you nonnas at the bad art thread. https://kittydog.carrd.co/

No. 1376967

>>1361583
Late, but this person sounds fucking exhausting to be around. She could've saved herself a lot of time by saying "I'm insufferable and not worth talking to unless you want to hear a sermon."

No. 1380298

File: 1666240972704.png (53.26 KB, 1422x212, t.png)

>leon
You will never be Leon.

No. 1380303

>>1361577
Before knowing about this "community" I thought Carrd was specifically for people to put all their links and contact information together in one place for potential clients to see

No. 1380343

File: 1666245470897.png (427.13 KB, 964x844, image_2022-10-19_225744942.png)

>germanyball

No. 1380348

>>1380343
The /srs shit only makes them sound even more like they're joking kek

No. 1380350

File: 1666245811380.png (37.46 KB, 984x150, image_2022-10-19_230243912.png)


No. 1380947

>>1380343
Girl, you're Legos

No. 1408756

File: 1668411644399.png (144.49 KB, 495x695, crrd.png)

>dislikes: most radfems
kek ok

No. 1409697

File: 1668494781918.jpg (155.03 KB, 1080x2117, carrd.jpg)


No. 1409703


No. 1409712

>>1409697
This is small progress imo.

No. 1410171

File: 1668533167495.png (2.04 MB, 1080x2136, not-a-kinnie.png)


No. 1410275

>>1410171
You've got to be kidding me

No. 1410277

>>875859
Didn't notice this thread until now. So far I have only ever seen other people complaining about carrds but never seen it myself.
Who even uses that stuff? Tumblr users?

It looks like these cringe OC description sheets from deviant art.

No. 1410288

I genuinely believe that ALL of this (and a lot of other weird stuff you see online) is the result of roleplaying going too far because it's people rp'ing that NEET their entire like and have no friends and live with parents that support everything they do or are indifferent to it.

No. 1410300

>>1410171
I should be glad I don't understand half this shit.

No. 1410301

>>1410171
>NPD
That's the hooligan nazi party in my country.

Seriously though, I don't even find this funny or enraging or anything these people are clearly mentally ill, how is nobody ever saying anything? I guess they are afraid of being attacked by them and being involved into drama since these people do sound very unstable so fuck knows what they would do if you point it out.
Which is ironic btw because they list their mental illnesses but still want to be treated as normal healthy people.
>>1341795
>>1341797
>I heavily self-medicate with weed and alcohol
Wonder how many of these people are doing that. I know a similarly mentally ill person and she takes like 20 drugs a day and I have my doubts that all of them are prescribed. Her parents are docs.

No. 1410311

>>1321792
>do not use she/her and ASK before using he/they
So.. you can literally not talk about it? I guess "it" is fine since it wasn't listed.
So if you want to say anything about that person even if it's something positive you have to ask first? It makes no sense.

No. 1412226

File: 1668706330631.jpg (760.97 KB, 1080x2532, Screenshot.jpg)


No. 1427409

>>1341386
lmao i’ve seen her on rym, cringe taste

No. 1431405

File: 1670101708946.jpeg (83.11 KB, 557x754, 38847F81-0C7C-4140-81D0-EB5887…)

18 y/o DID larper. If you go to the “affilated links” she claims having over 100 “headmates/alters”. Also does “age regreshun” and thinks liking stuffed toys = muh littlespace.
https://artsypennyscommissions.carrd.co/

No. 1454865

File: 1671959991928.jpeg (490.32 KB, 1536x1963, BCACE349-6B62-4735-8B8B-4ABFE2…)

https://ceallachye.carrd.co/

Some TIF, calls herself autistic while obviously being the self-diagnosed Tumblr type

>Please Tw:

>Mushrooms
>Large objects (transport ships for example)

Why are large objects a trigger? Like transport ships? Wild triggers like this never cease to amaze me.

Also a Genshin fag.

No. 1459777

File: 1672543548560.png (126.58 KB, 700x747, cringelord.png)

>>1341386
she's got a new carrd and it's cringier than before kek https://xxeverettpuffxx.carrd.co

No. 1459794

File: 1672544604744.png (265.7 KB, 627x737, cringe.png)

samefag but what the fuck is this? bunch of retards taking their "IM THIS CHARACTER" larping too seriously and DONT YOU DARE say they're actually not a fictional character because "ITS ABLEISM AGAINST PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE"
https://irlsexplained.carrd.co/#what

No. 1459797

>>1459794
>there are few credible resources on these experiences
KEK they know they're roleplaying, they're just too speshul uwu to admit it

No. 1459815

>>1459794
I don't know this sounds kind of awesome.
Like I hope they get help but I definitely cracked a smile reading this.

No. 1463708

File: 1672903029485.jpeg (340.42 KB, 1297x1536, C4DB456B-637D-4A09-A62A-6F207E…)

>>875859
https://elficamilfica.carrd.co/#home
I’ll post here a second part in a moment, her political views description is funny. Discovered by chance a Twitter user with he/him pronouns and I knew it was a fakeboy. Also depressing to see another teenage girl, probably sexually abused in the past, to turn out that way.

No. 1463709

File: 1672903166361.jpeg (469.24 KB, 2048x1290, 5B8DB507-93C6-4572-86A8-EE8A0B…)

>>1463708
>my political views!
>im radfem but im not a terf (!!!)
Then you’re not a radfem.
>and i do believe trans women are women(obv??)
They will never be women.
>im also not transmed or anything like that.
Probably either to not be problematic like truscums, maybe good for your body but still stupid.
> i do NOT support jkr
Who would guess?

No. 1465955

File: 1673112532584.jpg (571.56 KB, 2820x1080, carrd.jpg)


No. 1465978

>>1463709
>esp when youre 14 and dont know shit
girl arent you like 16? wtf

also
>radfem but not a terf
how. by what metric is that radical feminism?

No. 1466018

>>1341400
>british "people"
Rare moment of basedness.

No. 1466082

File: 1673121790922.png (459.08 KB, 906x844, peach.PNG)

>>1465955
the anachan shit is too sad for me to scroll.

No. 1466286

>>1466018
so ironic when americans criticise brits for literally anything

No. 1496311

File: 1676067177012.png (671.29 KB, 1920x1107, walroose 1.png)


No. 1496312

File: 1676067217360.png (1.09 MB, 1920x2388, walroose 2.png)


No. 1496745

File: 1676115934735.jpg (335.05 KB, 1080x1211, 20230211-124207.jpg)


No. 1498381

>>1496745
She probably did a huge favour to those she blocked because she sounds insufferable.

No. 1498408

>>1496745
>you work more than 50 hours a week
wow what a privileged life im sure this kpop stan is a neet living out of her moms house buying up consoom shit. not like everyone got the easy life option. some people are born in shit holes trying to make it to middle class.

No. 1498789

>>1496745
That DNI is insame, I'm guessing it's satire?

No. 1519382

File: 1678394000340.jpg (331.14 KB, 1080x1222, weirdblurrygirl carrd.jpg)

20 years old, has a 13 years old "DID alter"

No. 1519754

File: 1678424097281.png (2.86 KB, 212x56, Untitled.png)

youre 29 and doing this shit?

No. 1519763

>>1361583
i always find it fascinating when a woman lists every -ism under the sun as being a dni except sexism

No. 1521798

>>1519382
So it's a pedo? Or is this a normal thing to do on the internet nowadays so nobody calls you out for sending death threats without adding 'in Minecraft' at the end?

No. 1525911

>>1409697
i gotta say that colour scheme and design is gorgeous

No. 1540874

File: 1680631373210.png (Spoiler Image,90.64 KB, 565x1267, Screenshot_20230404-135921.png)

>>1341817
Her boyfriend is an ugly moid. She's notorious in otherkin spaces for sexual abuse and stalking.
https://archive.is/GBAdy
https://fucknasty.tumblr.com/

No. 1558241

File: 1682327216138.png (33.56 KB, 500x423, he xe pup.png)


No. 1558253

File: 1682329755749.png (240.87 KB, 750x746, 1660142030862.png)

>>1558241
Absolutely kills me to see pre 2000s born people do this online. We should definitely be too old for this pup/woof shit come on, I can excuse a 13 year old but a 25 year old? There's no helping them anymore.

No. 1558256

>>1558241
>ED/SH
>Pro-life
Pro-everyone else's life but mine

No. 1558425

>>1558256
To be fair, that's under the 'stop sign' thing, so it seems she doesn't want those people to interact with her.

No. 1671629

File: 1692621771988.png (389.26 KB, 493x785, Screenshot 2023-08-21 054533.p…)

>>1540874
holy fuck anon. had no idea. makes more sense why her "trigger" is callout posts lmao

anyway heres some dork trying to be edgy

No. 1671667

>>1558253
>Absolutely kills me to see pre 2000s born people do this online
i saw several people born in the late 90's make lists like this around 2013-2015 but it was way more niche. Though back then they where teens there really isnt an excuse to do this as an asult

No. 1671984

>>1671629
>Evil Autism
Bet she trembles at the mere thought of asking for extra ketchup at Mcdonalds.



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