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No. 1138745

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1108648

No. 1138748

File: 1650262924677.jpg (83.07 KB, 720x960, horsey sniffs.jpg)

hahahaha FIRST

No. 1138754

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I had too many lentils and now I have DIARRHEA

No. 1138759

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I fucking love this thread's picture I can't stop laughin jelp

No. 1138766

Thread pic is real footage of me at college

No. 1138769

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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil

No. 1138773

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Would you wave back for 42 million

No. 1138775

Gayshit Infact

No. 1138776

>>1138773
i want to kiss him

No. 1138777

>>1138773
I would. It already saw me and I don't see how that would make things worse, maybe would even make a friend that night, and then me and cryptid bestie could go shopping or something

No. 1138779

>>1138773
lmao like anyone on llolcow.farm has 42 million stay mad porcows

No. 1138780

>>1138773
waving is cute
>>1138775
dam really makes you think

No. 1138786

>>1138775
We have the same mind I posted the same thing a like a few weeks ago

No. 1138792

I remember when this gif was used as the OP of one of the vent threads kek

No. 1138817

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NONNIES LOLCOR TERF ANTIFUJO SAMEFAG LARP ETHOT ANORECTAL FARMER

No. 1138871

File: 1650278782352.jpg (248.44 KB, 640x607, froggie plucker.jpg)

>>1138817
ribbit ribbit lmao

No. 1138911

If the storm brought kids no need for genitals they don't wear any clothes at all. And both sexes sits down to pee. And no division of the sexes. And it is just a what if story if no genitals exist. And they look different from the show. They are all naked and has no genitals in fact of course. So no need to wear clothes in fact of course. So no shame at all in fact of course. They know the stork brings babies. It is just a dream or alternate reality someone is having having or alternate world or something And only one who wonders why they don't have genitals. We see them talking there about stuff in fact of course.

"I don't know what a penis is the stork brings us and we don't wear clothes in fact of course," said Arthur, "Christmas will be fun this year in fact of course we have smooth fronts and we even swim naked and we don't know what clothes is in fact of course."

"We never had genitals we don't know what they are the stork brings us in fact," said Fern, "We never wore anything in my life and what is a vagina and penis is in fact of course."

"We don't wear clothes and we don't know what genitals are we all are smooth in the front," said Brain, "We use the same bathroom we all sit down to pee."

"He is telling us his dream I think he should know we don't wear clothes and have genitals," said Francine, "We all take baths together for the stork brings us in fact of course."

"I wonder why we don't have genitals we have nothing between our legs but pee holes," said Buster, "We should have them in fact of course."

Brain wonders about him that he should know they have no genitals and wear clothes. Arthur looked down and said we never had genitals at all in fact of course. Arthur always has baths with some friends and his sister. They know Christmas is coming but won't get clothes because there they never wore anything. We see them talking there about stuff like what got into Buster and about Christmas in fact of course.

"Buster we never had genitals and we never ware anything in fact of course," said Arthur, "We don't know what genitals are and we also don't wear clothes we always been naked when potty trained in fact of course."

"The stork brings us in fact of course and We don't know what genitals are in fact of course," said Fern, "Christmas is coming soon and we never wore anything and we don't know what genitals are in fact of course."

"We don't know what genitals are and we don't know what clothes are in fact of course," said Brain, "Christmas will be fun this year and we don't know what genitals are in fact of course."

"We know that the stork brings us and we don't know what genitals are and what clothes is in fact," said Bud, "We all sit down to pee in fact of course."

"Maybe it was just a dream for I can tell we never had genitals in fact of course," said Buster, "I just wonder where do we go today in fact of course."

They said the park in fact of course. I hope you like this story here in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of this story here of course.

No. 1138930

>>1138911
Did you know the woman have to pee sitting down meme is a lie, we just don't get potty trained but men do. Hilarious, right? I hate your post and I vote we keep our genitals but men don't.

No. 1139076

>>1138930
So why do men shit sitting down while endlessly scrolling through instathots while avoiding their responsibilities as a father?
Source: Reddit

No. 1139079

My ex coworker gave me warts on my hands and i hope she dies. i have to go back to the hospital again to get them frozen off. she works in food service btw. starbucks

No. 1139082

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>>1139079
Huh, I always thought hand warts weren’t contagious through skin-to-skin contact. New fear unlocked

No. 1139092

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great thread pic op, reminds me that this is one of my favorite images ever.

No. 1139096

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>>1138911
what the fuck did I open my eyes to this morning

No. 1139112

>>1139092
>>1138745
What is this mascot?

No. 1139117

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>>1139112
Funassyi, she's a pear fairy mascot for Funabashi, Chiba.

No. 1139125

>>1139117
foh whot?

No. 1139288

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ohio gozaimasu

No. 1139311

>>1139288
gojarimashite

No. 1139319

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it's your first date.
how do you break the ice?

No. 1139320

>>1139319
Bring up how much I hate men who murder their terminally ill wives.

No. 1139322

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whrn yhr
When the
Whe the
When you
When
The

No. 1139324

>>1139319
Bring up how much I love women who murder their terminally ill husbands.

No. 1139327

Hairy Style-less

No. 1139368

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>>1139117
>pear fairy
only in japan lol

No. 1139373

>>1139368
Imagine if you were a maid and you were named Anne T. Septic.

No. 1139376

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bunker anon doing her thang behind the tree
>>1139327
fun ass yee

No. 1139379

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Blublubelbulbulbulbeulbubelblbuebblbubuelbbulbue that's my name

No. 1139380

>>1139379
You shouldn't post your info like that nonny it was easy to find you.

No. 1139386

hey anyone up? i’m lookimg. retard4retards ONLY. pc4pc you knowwhatimsayin only lookim for REAL RETARDS takes one to know one knowwhatimSAYAN

No. 1139388

>>1139319
by fucking

No. 1139396

>>1139380
Close but that's just my uncle

No. 1139415

>>1139319
Pinch his meaty posterior

No. 1139426

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No. 1139436

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A chickbra? Or a Zebkin? Does it lay eggs or birth live young? Let’s discuss. Ignore the grilled cheese sandwich, I already ate it.

No. 1139438

>>1139368
A Pairy

No. 1139439

>>1139319
tell him he has beautiful eyes

No. 1139442

>>1139436
A Zebkin, because I'm sick of seeing chicks in just a bra everywhere in ads all over the city. Where are my dudes in just underwear?
It births live young obviously because only its head is chicken, its reproductive system is zebra.

No. 1139445

>>1139436
Zebkin sounds like a prototype name for webkinz

No. 1139446

>>1139436
It’s a chiczeen. Sometimes it does live births, sometimes it lays eggs, depends on the quality of the food she eats, if the food is good, she does live births, if the food is shit, she lays eggs. The eggs of a Chiczeen are huge and tasty, kind of salty, sometimes bloody, your cakes will be pink or red.

No. 1139447

theres something in my head

No. 1139449

So I'm a fucking autist and my special interest is anime of all things. I absolutely can't connect with men who don't obsess over anime, if a guy is not into it I just can't force myself to speak to him. And ofc all guys who are into it are fucking unwashed pedos who smell like rotten potatoes just ugliest smelliest the most openly pedo type of guys.

No. 1139479

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Who, what and why?. Winner gets 30 _____. Part 1 of 2

No. 1139482

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>>1139479
Part 2 of 2

No. 1139486

>>1139482
it’s the previous admin. she was charged for her crimes by elaine for being brown, lesbian and a woman

No. 1139487

>>1139449
Get obsessed with DBZ, so many normie guys love it so you can get a cute one and discuss dumb powerlevel shit all day

No. 1139494

File: 1650324093647.png (519.84 KB, 517x524, Guess 3.PNG)


No. 1139498

>>1139479
Hint-
one is a jenner

No. 1139513

>>1139498
Another hint anon please

No. 1139516


No. 1139518

>>1139486
She is Blac
>>1139513
But she's not from China…this will be my final hint

No. 1139520

>>1139518
Blac Chyna. I thought it must be her from the Jenner hint, but I wasn't sure kek. On trial for the crime of getting knocked up by Rob Kardashian.

No. 1139521

>>1139479
Extra points if you can correctly name who is who from this (Kris is a free space because her hair)
And no I don't know who is who, just play along and have fun

No. 1139524

>>1139494
Same anon, For some reason this reminds of me the "Chad" meme picture, maybe it's the curve of her back, the confidence. I love it.

No. 1139526

Bruce on trial for killing that person with his car

No. 1139527

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>>1139447
It's just me queen

No. 1139545

>>1139526
Didnt he kill a woman??

No. 1139546

>>1139545
I dunno probably

No. 1139568

>>1139526
Huh? Bruce Wayne?

No. 1139577

>>1139568
Bruce the troon

No. 1139596

>>1139568
Caitlyn Jenner

No. 1139675

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KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH

No. 1139706

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No. 1139709

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>>1139675
kish???

No. 1139713

>>1139675
God that’s so cute, yes baby bury those nuggies

No. 1139745

>>1139596
I hate that I don't know who Bruce Jenner is but I always remember who Catelyn Jenner is

No. 1139747

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SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

No. 1139751

>>1139482
Is the woman sitting Blac Chyna?

No. 1139771

I want kissi!!!!!!

No. 1139779

>>1139486
kek, underrated

No. 1139780

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No. 1139941

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>>1139771
anon…

No. 1139976

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the turnip market is for trannies

No. 1140007

>>1139941
I downvote your image

>>1139436
Grilled chicken sandbra

>>1139319
so you're man umn swallows nervously

No. 1140086

>>1139319
Wow,I love flantasy flan

No. 1140210

>>1139319
I don't break the ice, I'm incapable of it thanks to doormat personality type, so I just sit and wait for him to cleave me in two with his biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword

No. 1140270

On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to live by the Girl Scout Law.

No. 1140500

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It has nearly been 10 years since the original release of CaramellDansen and quite frankly I can’t say that I am disappointed with this blast from the past and delightful treat of CaramellDansen 2018. The girls have got back together once again and are back to create another banger! Unlike previous recent songs such as “saw you standing there” this one takes a much more traditional approach to the CaramellDansen formula by revisiting their most loved song and in some ways improving it! As a long time viewer from Caramella Girls this music video was an absolute beauty to behold! The use of motion tweens and jiggle physics really did give the video the extra bit of magic it needed to become legendary. The music video pays homage to the original video in many ways and the attention to detail from the directors is truly outstanding. The song opens up with Vera (The brown-haired girl) opening up to the song presenting her as the main character – of which she is because she is clearly the hottest, followed by the other two forgettable girls. The Music video keeps many of the original colour pallet but revamped and remade to look more modern and in a better resolution.The girls are also sporting their original clothing and dances just was they were in the older version of the song with some exceptions- such as the just decision to change some dance moves in order to make sure that not as many young children end up in wheelchairs from trying to twist their hips at an angle of 180 degrees. Also, the addition of the lyrics in the music video is a massive step forwards and this is visible from their use of some typography and colouring the words in order to make them fit in with the song or what they are for example “From Sweden to UK we will bring our song” both the words Sweden and UK are coloured using their respective flags. The Song has been rerecorded and may I say it sounds fabulous! You can tell that they put time and effort into the music and really tried to make it sound truly magical and impressive as this song is their heart and soul and clearly a passion project aimed towards the fans! As mentioned before the video now contains lyrics which is a welcome addition to the song and we can now understand some previously inaudible lyrics for example I never knew that they said “meme” in the song! This really tickles my fancy as I love memes! Overall, I believe that this music video is a huge success and am astounded by their decision to revamp the music video with a new art style and to have everything done so masterfully! This is how you do remakes!

No. 1140520

>>1139976
I kek'd
Yakuza ruined my fucking life

No. 1140593

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>>1140500
Oo oo oowawaa

No. 1140633

I’m having a s
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k
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No. 1140640

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>>1140633
AHHHHahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ahahahaha OHOHOHOHOOHh hohohohohohohohohohoohohohoh OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOH HUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEUHEUHUEUHE heuhueuheuhuehueuhueuheuhue ohohohohoohoh hahahahah hehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE ehheehhehehehehehehehehehhe HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR harharharharharhahrahr heh hah

No. 1140641

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yaaaas I think I’m having a 💅 ✨ Stroqué ✨ 💅 call 📱 the 🚑 💋 ❤️ Xxoxoxx

No. 1140642

>>1140640
You think that's funny? This is why the world is goign to hell. Instead of helping nonnie out and calling an ambulance, here you are laughing maniacally. Disgusting…

No. 1140653

>>1140642
I am NOT paying 6k for an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!! its just a stroke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1140660

>>1140653
Time is brain

No. 1140662

>>1140633
Keep your masturbation to yourself

No. 1140669


No. 1140674

>>1140660
E-excuse me?

No. 1140716

>>1140660
Gotta act FAST
FACE
ARMS
SPEECH
TIME

No. 1140840

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>>1140674
Pic related and this >>1140716

No. 1140890

I’M PLAYING MOUSE SIMULATOR I AM BECOME CUTE MOUSEY SQUEEEEEAK

No. 1140893

>>1140890
What, share

No. 1140901

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>>1140893
It’s just a simple free mobile game but I think the mouse is cuuuuute

No. 1140980

>>1139706
OMG this Pop Cutie has some excellent Street Fashion!

No. 1140984

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>>1139709
Quiche

No. 1141081

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>>1140984
KISH LORRAINE

No. 1141090

Gay peepee pooopoooooo

No. 1141198

>>1140640
Hate this gnome
whack
BY AZURA
whack
whack
And that's how I leveled up Blade to Journeyman

No. 1141266

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heckerino dumbarino!!! Flippin valid chonker neutrino dogger do a honker pepperonie !! rt to be moots! gummy fuits!!!! hehe /srs

No. 1141484

Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble
Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass
bump to the bump to the Bumble
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass
bump to the bump to the Bumble
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass
bump to the bump to the Bumble
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass
bump to the bump to the Bumble
Bump to boop to the boop to the boop boop
Bump to the base to the base base base base
Bump to boop to the boop to the boop boop
Bump to the base to the base base base base
Badabadaba
Badabadaba
He say
Badabadaba
Badabadaba
He say ma te ulla eh
'Ey! [1]

No. 1141517

File: 1650471253043.jpg (69.29 KB, 1280x720, he loves you.jpg)

>>1141198
He is not a gnome! He is a bosmer. And he has unconditional love for you, so why abuse him?

No. 1141521

>>1141517
Why? Why does he love me when I do not love him? When he does not know me? Because he puts me on a pedestal I cannot reach. One day I will do something that will not align with his image of me in his head and he will begin to resent me. It's inevitable, and knowing that is going to happen makes the love he shows today feel sickening. I do not love him, I will never love him, I do not want love from someone I know I can never love; I want to be left alone, to choose who I let close to me, who I let worship me. I will push him away until he leaves.

No. 1141531

>>1141521
But he's the ultimate groupie, he will snort moon sugar with you and kill people with you because you are the Grand Champion and that is enough in his eyes. His love is unconditional. Sure he may be broken in the head, but he still "loves" you. Let him tag along.

No. 1141534

>>1141531
Please I've had enough annoying barnacles stick themselves to me and not know when to leave in real life, I don't need another one when I go play in another world

No. 1141538

MY MOM'S NOT A PHONE!!! DUH!!!!!

No. 1141540

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No. 1141542

>>1141534
He will carry your weapons for you.

No. 1141551

>>1141542
Ok that is tempting

No. 1141563

File: 1650473171425.gif (1.5 MB, 360x270, download (6).gif)

>>1141551
Good because otherwise I would have had to mention that he signed a record deal to create a whole chart-topping song for you.

No. 1141593

>>1141563
I love that song oohhhhhhh you got me, okay I will not beat him if the sings it nonstop. I like the jiub EP too.

No. 1141731

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Dwight Schrute Fidget Spinner Transformation

No. 1141985

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Who put him in my green tea?

No. 1141988

>>1141985
Glownibbers

No. 1142003

>>1141517
shut the fuck up midget
When I need your stinking blood for my Lord Hermeaus Mora, I will strike you with all my rage. For now, take this staff of the Everscamp and just sit here NO PUT THE TORCH AWAY JUST SIT THERE GOD

No. 1142110

IF YOUR TONGUE IS BUMPY AND CRUSTY KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH!! PLEASE!!!
I just saw one so bad I didn't even have to zoom in. Everything was in HD and perfect view. It was a normal selfie and she had her tongue out. CRUST and ALL! I'm TRAUMATIZED I tell YOU!!!!

No. 1142139

Who is Michael Fassbender? He's been in things I've watched and liked but I can't picture his face ever. I've looked at his face and made an effort to remember but it honestly never works.

No. 1142176

I liek this website because my inner bitch is appreciated here

No. 1142214

>>1142139
He's the browbone dude with really bad forehead wrinkles. Distracted me from the entire movie, can't even remember the title of it now. His skin texture is like pavement.

No. 1142216

>>1142139
He was young magneto in the recent xmen reboots

No. 1142241

>>1142139
Got his willy out in a film once, I remember that much. Think it was the role he'd starved himself for so his body was wasting away and it made it look bigger.

No. 1142244

>>1142241
That's the one where he pees and I shut off the film forever.

No. 1142245

>>1142139
Isn't he the Irish retard from the X-men films who hit his wife?

No. 1142252

>>1142245
iirc he hit his gf and the gf dropped the DV charges because she didn't want it to ruin his career which was taking off at the time.

No. 1142261

>>1139518
So she's not Chinese, she's Black?

No. 1142297

File: 1650551732176.jpg (358.14 KB, 917x1500, me.jpg)

Hi my name is Lucretia Ophidia M'elody Drakenwyrme Im 18 years old and I just found this site after I finished lacing my pale lavander silk corset with gold ribbon and putting on my suede skirt with golden dragons and flowers embrodery on it and then I brushed my waste length pastel silky hair and I always wanted to find a page like this where I could make friends and have fun with other girls because its so exhausting having to train in dragon riding, etiqete, magic and armed combat all day. Im looking forward too meeting everyone ill come back after classes ^^ Also im a shapeshifter

No. 1142361

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hahahah heh eheh heehe jill sandwich

No. 1142368

>>1142003
>midget
Bosmer racism at it again

No. 1142416

>>1139482
I support anyone making the Kardashians lose money

No. 1142417

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Brandon Lee

No. 1142418

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Cat

No. 1142420

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>>1142418
Human version of that cat

No. 1142421

(yoooWEEEwowoweeeeeeeeeew) dododo dododo dododo dododo dododo
Pyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tss, tss tss, tss tss, Tss, tss tss, tss tss, Tss, tss tss, tss tss

No. 1142423

>>1142421
dododo dododo dododo but drunk and scottish

No. 1142425

File: 1650562261545.jpg (81.95 KB, 1024x683, hork-randimals-1024x683.jpg)

Pakistanon do they have these in your country ?

No. 1142495

File: 1650566128883.png (143.2 KB, 350x350, causeeverytimewetouchigetthisf…)

i want to make out with him

No. 1142499

File: 1650566304866.png (2.42 MB, 2000x2500, 1648504274683.png)

warning

No. 1142524

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my poor eyes

No. 1142525

>>1142139
ANON I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH FASSBENDER. I've googled him so many times to be like "Oh, ok that's what he looks like" but I still can't even imagine what his face looks like right now. If he walked past me on the street I'd have no idea.

No. 1142559


No. 1142560

File: 1650568494512.png (69.84 KB, 318x323, lil_b.png)

Pour one out for lil b

No. 1142578

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No. 1142579

left

No. 1142585

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ in da middle

No. 1142598


No. 1142602

>>1142578
wait how

No. 1142609

>>1142598
how is she doing that????

No. 1142614

how are u doing that?

No. 1142618

>>1142606
Stop playing dumb you literally did it on purpose now tell us

No. 1142620

>>1142618
SHE'S GONE, WHY IS SHE GONE????

No. 1142623

>>1142620
Banned for hacking

No. 1142627

Why are you gone?
I feel like I'm talking to a demon through the LC Ouijaboard

No. 1142641

I'm magic

No. 1142644

I'm ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ MAGIC!

No. 1142647

File: 1650571481962.gif (118.14 KB, 85x78, 1638304263121.gif)

Can you pay my
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ billlllllsss
Can you pay my telephone
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Do you pay my automo'
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If you did then maybe we could chill
I
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Don't
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Think
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Soooooooooo
You
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ And
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Me
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Are
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Through

No. 1142649

File: 1650571534244.gif (1.97 MB, 300x300, 54dc4e0278e0a_-_sev-ouija-boar…)


No. 1142665

Je veux te parler je suis là je te dis je te laisse le temps je vais me faire une bonne journée je t’aime fort et te dis que tu me manques beaucoup et que je suis à la recherche d’un autre jour et que je suis à Paris et toi je suis en vacances et toi je suis en vacances et toi tu peux passer te chercher et toi tu veux qu’on te fasse une grosse fête à toi et à toi je t’aime je suis en train d’essayer je suis en train je t’aime tu veux me faire une bonne nouvelle et je t’aime plus tu veux que tu veux te dis je te fais un bisou je te fais plein plein ok je t’aime fort et je t’aime très très simple et toi je te dis bonne journée je te dis bonne soirée je te dis à tout de même je te fais des bisous et plein

No. 1142667

I’m not trying anything to make it feel bad lol xx lol I just hate that you don’t have a big smile and I hope you’re doing ok lol xx lol I hope you have a good weekend love love you love miss love love miss seeing your family and love love miss seeing your family and love you miss you and love love you love love to love you miss you and miss love you love miss you too much miss love you miss love love you miss love you love love miss love you miss love you love miss you too much miss love you love miss love you love love miss love love you too love love you miss love miss seeing your family and family are doing good love love you miss love miss seeing your family and family are doing good love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you love love you miss love you

No. 1142678

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If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh (ayy)
Up, then it's up, if it's up, then it's stuck (huh)
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh (woo)

No. 1142751

Post the triforce???

No. 1142768

File: 1650580514373.jpeg (123.81 KB, 750x746, 2847C186-6973-41D6-826A-1D47C5…)

is it?

No. 1142803

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>>1142751
Shut up, Ganondorf, I know what’s your plan!, help me nonnies!
Ganondorf no te lo lleves!
Ganondorf no te lo lleves!
Ganondorf no te lo lleves!

No. 1142804

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

No. 1142835

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No. 1142854

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>>1142768
pénoise

No. 1142857

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They yassified slenderman (they yassified slenderman) They yassified slenderman

No. 1142884

>>1142857
I wanna date slenderwoman

No. 1142885

>>1142751

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No. 1142894

>>1142885
Let me sprinkle a little magic on there for you, like a damn hylian goddess
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No. 1142895

>>1142885
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No. 1142896

Dis is a test

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No. 1142897

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>>1142895
Dang bitch calm down

No. 1142898

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No. 1142899

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎triforce
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎as
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎heck

No. 1142900

File: 1650594438729.jpg (124.38 KB, 577x400, Screenshot_20220421-212634.jpg)

>>1142885
This is akshually correct and you're all being really cringe right now

No. 1142903

__n__n__
.——`-\00/-'
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|//YY \|/
Cow ||| |||

No. 1142904

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No. 1142907

File: 1650594782604.png (50.69 KB, 250x197, Gengle~2.png)

>>1142900
MY LIFE IS A
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎LIE!!!!

No. 1142909

File: 1650594880745.jpg (3.58 MB, 7016x4961, big brain.jpg)

People who like the triangle color picker must be pedophiles since triangle is the same shape as pizza and cheese pizza is the what the Hollywood elites use to symbolize their cp therefore square is superior and we should rule

No. 1142914

>>1142909
So fucking true based queen

I ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎am




a ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏square

No. 1142924

i sense a strong illuminati presence itt

No. 1142932

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>>1142924
N-no you don’t.

No. 1142943

>>1138745
I never post in these threads but that is one of my favourite gifs of all time so thank you for blessing the homepage with it OP

No. 1142960

File: 1650601513023.gif (Spoiler Image,3.09 MB, 480x270, ezgif-5-141a53cfbd.gif)

>>1142943
That is not your favorite gif. tHIS is your favorite gif

No. 1142985

badda bing badda coom

No. 1143040

>>1142985
Badda coom badda came

No. 1143049

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No. 1143052

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No. 1143058

>>1142960
Someone explain me what this gif is? I keep seeing it on here and I want to know the story. Thank you or fuck you in advance.

No. 1143061

>>1143058
all i remember is some anon posted it in a /ot/ thread, its a kpop star who did this after a performance. essentially a ton of anons made edits like turning it into a gif, a faster one, a video with sound effects, one with the dog filter? then it kept getting posted for like a week as its own meme with one or a few anons getting redtext for it kek

No. 1143062

>>1143061
Putin version is best version. But top lolcow-made gif was the tranny in that ad where he tries to enter the womens bathroom, but the tranny had Putin's face imposed over his and the womens bathroom sign has been replaced by a Ukranian flag.

No. 1143063

>>1143061
I think they were spamming it on /g/ before that. then later they faceapp'd it into putin.

No. 1143078


No. 1143079

>>1143058
i forgot /ot/ died for a bit it starts in this thread or so and this is my favorite
>>>/g/242091

No. 1143080

>>1143078
bitch I've been here since 2018

No. 1143081

File: 1650613632841.png (2.18 MB, 1080x1103, imagen_2022-04-22_024658525.pn…)


No. 1143093

File: 1650615255880.jpeg (245.46 KB, 527x1002, 61E75F2E-CB46-4ED7-B428-3A45BD…)

>>1143081
I’ll raise you

No. 1143124

File: 1650619829398.jpeg (364.2 KB, 640x422, 67C07190-CC2B-4D08-AB6D-4BD974…)

So, though I think norns are alive, I think it's fine to torture them, because they can't be traumatized. Sure, they can experience immediate suffering, but they experience immediate suffering when they are punished, when they try something that was a bad idea (eg eating rotting stuff) or when they do not address their own needs (eg not eating when hungry). I see no problem with norns experiencing immediate suffering at times.

No. 1143248

>>1143061
>>1143063
>>1143058
it's from the BUNKER threads you bakas

No. 1143253

>>1143248
You are the true baka, it started in Attractive men you want to fuck
>>226030

No. 1143258

>>1143253
samefag idk why it links to the wrong post

No. 1143260

>>1143253
>links to an /ot/ thread
now who's the real baka

No. 1143268

File: 1650638233543.gif (702.62 KB, 320x240, 9E81A2C9-89E9-45D1-A040-8ED4DA…)

>>1143260
the real Baka is the people who created this hellsite and we who continue to use it and idk why my post fucked up but IM STILL RIGHT

No. 1143469

>>1143268
>hellsite
Kys twitterfag

No. 1143475

>>1143124
Looking at this image made me feel sick, I did drink a whole cup of tea in half a minute beforehand though.
It was good, green tea and ginger and mint

No. 1143480

File: 1650650834887.gif (3.63 MB, 480x258, cheeseburger.gif)

I am a sucker for burger jokes. Just mention a hamburger, cheeseburger, or just burger and I love it. Like this gif I posted, I forget what thread it was from, but I saved it specifically because she's saying "cheeseburger" very excitedly.
I am not too fond of hotdog jokes though, I can take them or leave them.

No. 1143497

>>1143469
nta but hellsite comes from tumblr not twitter. kys zoomer

No. 1143498

Look if you're a loser, a shut in, you have no friends, never had a bf, you never go anywhere, you're still a virgin, you're kissless, never even held a guys hand, haven't felt human touch in years… last time you did it was a hug from a parent.. I don't feel bad for you.

The only reason your life is like that is because you're a big ole whore.

No. 1143499

>>1143498
>you're still a virgin
>you're a big ole whore.

Kek, pick one.

No. 1143500

>>1143498
>never even held a guys hand
I read that as never held a gun in your hand. God bless america

No. 1143502

>>1143498
>tfw you're a kissless holdhandsless whore

No. 1143515

>>1143498
same anon who thinks all isolated women are pickme's?

No. 1143518

>>1143498
Shut up I held a guy's hand once. But he was gay, does it still count

No. 1143522

>>1143498
I see anon… I'm a whore… no wait my brother abused me so I'm cool!

No. 1143532

File: 1650652889829.png (800.84 KB, 880x738, eric.PNG)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T STOP WATCHING HIM

No. 1143539

What if he like just dies though on stream

No. 1143541

>>1143532
god i hate streamers

No. 1143543

>>1143522
> my brother abused me
Not a whore then but.. sorry all incest victims are actually pickmes

No. 1143550

File: 1650653742570.gif (1.02 MB, 480x352, 1332ut.gif)

>>1143480
CHEESM


BURGER


CHEESM


BURGER



CHEESM




BURGER

No. 1143557


No. 1143647

File: 1650658102872.jpg (365.54 KB, 1080x1080, tumblr_6606fa0422adf4157053eaa…)

is gamergate coming back

No. 1143662

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Heyyyy guyyyyyys welcome back to my channel!!!!
claps Today is going to be an exciting video because I was sent the new Peanut Butter and Jelly palette by Too Faced which happens to be today's sponsor!

No. 1143674

>>1143662
I just wanna slide my tongue between those slices…

No. 1143678

OORAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

No. 1143682

ΚΑΘΕ ΠΡΩΙ ΤΟΝ ΗΛΙΟ ΝΑ ΤΟΝ ΧΑΙΡΕΤΑΣ

No. 1143691

>>1143550
Why is he abusing those chremsbrungenses?

No. 1143693

>>1143678
I hate that advert with my entire soul.

No. 1143831

banonners
banonny
balononny

No. 1143832

banopple

No. 1143834

used in a sentence: wow that nonna sure is banonners!

No. 1143836

File: 1650667534640.gif (8.51 MB, 520x293, 1650595223461.gif)

>me on /g/ in the Danofag thread reading Riddler smut

No. 1143837

>>1143836
isn't it in /m/

No. 1143838

>>1143836
based nonna

No. 1143841

File: 1650668037066.jpg (48.63 KB, 640x567, FQ8IFHyXIAA-zPc.jpg)


No. 1143843

>>1143836
this gif makes me uncomfy

No. 1143851

File: 1650668976967.jpg (27.8 KB, 800x592, Tumblr_l_208211164228749.jpg)

>>1143837
Yeah I got confused because while it's an /m/ thread it has a very strong de/g/enerate energy

No. 1143863

>>1143647
I really give no fuck about any of men’s issues, you created all these laws and systems and you’re still losing??? Fucking retards lol

No. 1143868

>>1143836
Is that frog really shlicking or does it just have an itch, I need to know so I don't feel weird about saving this image.

No. 1143881

>>1143868
Frogs do not even have outer genitalia, the frog police won't come pick you up, you're gucci

No. 1143907

>>1143836
Fuck off back to the designated frog fucker thread you warty toad

No. 1144076

File: 1650686751949.jpg (469.67 KB, 1600x1200, Tumblr_l_778681721720768.jpg)

Never forget

No. 1144081

File: 1650687168390.gif (60.55 KB, 206x139, 1644898832777.gif)


No. 1144082

File: 1650687282871.gif (83.77 KB, 438x400, 84032403256.gif)

>>1144076
Fellow ancient checking in

No. 1144084

File: 1650687550065.jpg (54.94 KB, 800x450, winternet.jpg)


No. 1144089

File: 1650688155532.jpg (24.38 KB, 412x361, e95f8e92d835ec2537ae1d4836d81a…)


No. 1144095

File: 1650689018700.jpg (244.08 KB, 1024x1822, longcat-1.jpg)

>>1144076
>>1144082
>>1144084
>>1144089
finally, i've found my people

No. 1144172

File: 1650701015666.jpg (8.55 KB, 291x273, hewwo.jpg)

>>1144095
Cat? I'm a kitty cat
And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow

No. 1144207

>>1144095
Let's get some shoes. Let's… Party

No. 1144226

>>1144207
Alright, a computer! And a car! Thanks mom and dad!

No. 1144240

AND I SAID-
HEEEEEYEAAAAAAAAYEAAAAAAA

No. 1144382

File: 1650718565429.jpg (67.09 KB, 550x691, long-cat.jpg)


No. 1144384

File: 1650718705752.jpg (30.54 KB, 445x500, 9f4(1).jpg)


No. 1144406

>>1144384
the……the chosen one. new queen of lolcow

No. 1144465

>>1142835
lmao nonnie, since you posted this gif I'll take this opportunity to ask you to clear something for me. I'm ESL and I can't fucking understand this, what does Scrappy says at the end of a lot of sentences? It sounds to me something like "Na hee"? I searched for many kind of spellings on urban dictionary and can't find anything. ty

No. 1144514

>>1144465
Know what I mean? I'm also ESL and I don't know lil Scrappy, but it reminds me of Scary Movie.

No. 1144528

>>1144465
Nta, I can't tell if you mean Stevie or Scrappy but it's probably "You know what I'm saying" or "You know what I mean" regardless of which you mean.

No. 1144534

File: 1650730803424.jpg (20.32 KB, 275x206, 1648976974265.jpg)

>>1144514
>>1144465
OMG TY NONNERZ IM RETARDED. TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU ALL HERE'S A THANK YOU PIC FOR YOU

No. 1144538

File: 1650730982120.jpg (40.4 KB, 564x567, 509fc8faf90f79d844ce4ad468194d…)

>>1144534
I LOVE YOU TOO!

No. 1144542

File: 1650731347658.png (847.02 KB, 1000x1007, 648a3e04c763d8742e4f8746dafac0…)

>>1144534
You're not retarded, you're the smartest nonna I've ever seen

No. 1144595

File: 1650733437239.png (168.69 KB, 275x273, 1632780691004.png)


No. 1144828

TikThot

No. 1145116

File: 1650750762084.jpg (547.78 KB, 1280x1133, Tumblr_l_385843596904737.jpg)

Which one you want baby

No. 1145135

>>1145116
All of them pls

No. 1145155

File: 1650751462797.jpeg (59.75 KB, 493x488, 174F2FCE-B65D-4F28-9950-F50D39…)

>>1145116
Her, because this is how I will look at you before kissing you after you give her to me.

No. 1145177

>>1145116
Pudding dog

No. 1145185

>>1145116
Kuromi

No. 1145225

>>1145155
Noooo I want that one

No. 1145232

File: 1650753057172.jpg (108.47 KB, 489x502, SmartSelect_20220423-173030_Fi…)

>>1145116
This baby please and thank you nonnie

No. 1145234

>>1145225
Well nonnie, either we share or I run away to another continent and change my name to [REDACTED]

No. 1145246

>>1145177
Agreed. Pompompurin is adorable.

No. 1145255


No. 1145265

File: 1650754587017.jpg (281.55 KB, 1080x1118, Screenshot_20220423-175446.jpg)

Wat would you put in the mouth

No. 1145266

>>1145116
i'm the one about to fall to her death

No. 1145271

>>1145265
I want to step into its mouth.

No. 1145272

File: 1650754878701.png (30.8 KB, 879x183, shlick.png)


No. 1145276

File: 1650755041887.jpg (2.02 MB, 1186x1186, Tumblr_l_399937997979569.jpg)

>blocks your path

No. 1145278

>>1145276
>accidentally keeps walking and kicks it about 6 feet
what the fuck was that

No. 1145279

File: 1650755213912.gif (769 KB, 480x360, crap-crap-crap-crap.gif)

>>1145278
Now you've done it

No. 1145280

File: 1650755216742.jpg (25.34 KB, 800x800, 000374745.jpg)

>>1145265
Same shape

No. 1145286

File: 1650755399936.jpg (44.23 KB, 683x1024, userlmn_8e16410da3aef7898d31b6…)


No. 1145295

I bought Powerslave/Exhumed on gog today and I forgot how much I love that fucking game. Taking me right back to my childhood

No. 1145440

stabbedy stab stab

No. 1145462

I have a crush

No. 1145465


No. 1145560

I love eating bees.
Sometimes I like to eat the waxy beehives, especially with the bees in it. I love the taste of their little bee fuzz and the crunch of their wings. Sometimes they like to sting you on the tongue but I think it just adds texture. Bees are so good and crunchy and delicious. I like feeling their wiggly legs all in my stomach

No. 1145575

File: 1650783045536.jpg (88.05 KB, 700x703, DuckStab.jpg)

>>1145440
Duck stab!
Whack-a-mole
Stab-a-duck

No. 1145587

Quickly! Pick one: Monster Mango Loco, Monster Pipeline Punch, Monster Pacific Punch, or Monster Java.

No. 1145591

File: 1650784035861.jpg (86.29 KB, 606x646, 8aa2293d05a48e6e1e9892faa7c2ad…)


No. 1145612

>>1145575
HERE I COME TO CONSTANTINOPLE I'M COMING HERE I COME

No. 1145662

>>1145560
mummy I’m afraid

No. 1146071

File: 1650817922296.jpg (66.36 KB, 500x375, tumblr_oagt6imHQW1u0i5g9o1_500…)

egg ass

No. 1146293

File: 1650826385543.gif (37.74 KB, 112x112, BAE8CCE9-9810-43E8-B6C1-3C92D4…)

YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI

No. 1146450

>>1146071
Would you eat it though

No. 1146451

>>1144076
so I herd u liek mudkipz

No. 1146464

File: 1650832715855.jpg (96 KB, 735x851, 8ad2f54b38216be6b67e8ff3e43040…)


No. 1146499

>>1146464
I’m going to cry

No. 1146505

>>1146464
Julia fox

No. 1146520

>>1145265
My weed

No. 1146522

>>1146464
Shayna

No. 1146542

File: 1650836040747.jpg (61.87 KB, 480x359, 63461c38dcfbaf8309e78595f4bbb7…)

Wtf why would cat do this

No. 1146548

>>1146542
you are suspiciously quick to blame the cat. what if it was an accident? what if the cat was KAHEM groomed to do it?

No. 1146580

I’m 25 and I have an iq of 80 and a lot of guys in the past took advantage of me as a teen as a result of it, but now nobody does, how could that happen a mentally retard like me can keep herself intact and then we have privileged high iq’d women who willingly go to abusive grandpas? Nah my low iq brain can’t pity this bpd whore. Bitch I bet everyone in this thread has a lower iq than me,

I really feel smart here.

No. 1146584

>>1146580
is this copypasta

No. 1146587

>>1146584
Ok I'm actually 80, I have an iq of 25. Something about scrotes when I was a teen… anyway fuck whores. Me smart.

No. 1146605

>>1146587
Haha phone goes brrrrr.

No. 1146626

File: 1650841024867.gif (3.18 MB, 370x226, Tumblr_l_475740264815862.gif)


No. 1146638

File: 1650842365638.jpg (Spoiler Image,182.71 KB, 1080x1080, Tumblr_l_67406045994825.jpg)


No. 1146668

File: 1650846349993.jpg (Spoiler Image,43.07 KB, 720x717, tank.jpg)


No. 1146676

File: 1650848077524.jpg (Spoiler Image,32.95 KB, 640x621, 40ylcndfpuk41.jpg)


No. 1146679

File: 1650848188987.gif (72.44 KB, 320x300, D8993543-9379-46E6-964C-41FDA3…)

That feeling when you feel pregnant and your belly is big but its just because you ate lots and have to poop but its when you feel pregnant and your belly is big

No. 1146684

File: 1650848469025.gif (2.24 MB, 330x166, B804E024-68D5-4D45-9413-CB43AD…)

>>1146587
Your vibes are unseemly…
Unseemly vibes coming from this post.

No. 1146712

File: 1650850944588.jpg (20.42 KB, 570x855, Tumblr_l_208182781353760.jpg)


No. 1146763

File: 1650853127652.jpg (24.97 KB, 500x375, D4X2kjlWsAA_DrJ.jpg)


No. 1146814

>>1146676
Hahahah this scared me at first before I realized what it was

No. 1146878

File: 1650865938028.jpeg (27.92 KB, 238x275, D716E86A-B64F-4539-9257-08C47A…)

Bump

No. 1147293

>>1146814
ha ha ha so what is it?

No. 1147451

File: 1650901246096.jpg (29.67 KB, 600x340, 65432.jpg)

>muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ muh whorez MUH WHOREZ whorez whorez whorez whorez whorez
>btw YOU'RE the scrote not me
>anyone who points out scrotey behavior is a scrote and anyone who points out someone pointing out scrotey behavior is a scrote and pointing out the the the scrote and athe and the BITCH WHORE and and and and and & and and i'm squidward no YOU'RE squidward

No. 1147896

this site is so dead
write bitches WRITE!!

No. 1147897

>>1147896
aiaugdfiugwiugiugtgirwfgoósvgbóergboer0gberowfbg9038tg83ty034yur08hrg

No. 1147898

>>1147896
At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my car (car)
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me
Until you get your check next week
(Bridge)
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A baller, when times get hard
Need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about
(Chorus 2x)
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Can you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Now you've been maxing out my card (card)
Gave me bad credit, buying gifts with my own name
Haven't paid the first bill
But you're steady heading to the mall
Going on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends that you be ballin'
And then you use my cell phone (phone)
Calling whoever that you think at home
And then when the bill comes
All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your momma's on the bill more than once
(Bridge)
(Chorus 2x)
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
(Chorus 4x)

No. 1147902

>>1146712
I actually find lola bunny to be super cute, it never registered me as a cartoon for ugly coomers because when I was a kid my notebooks would have cute lola bunny stickers on them

No. 1147905

>>1147451
LOLCOR

No. 1147906


No. 1147912

>>1147905
LOLCOR is the epitome of lolcow memes. Fuck the old lolcow that let males and their shit opinions run free, we turned this place great.

No. 1147917

File: 1650918226293.gif (47.4 KB, 261x120, 5A3B456C-021A-409A-BF8E-EAF759…)


No. 1147926

>>1147896
Okay okay um so okay this is a story about a fly in a garden and so she goes to the she flies to the sunflower and the sun is shining but suddenly the sun goes away and the sunflower is confused and it shakes its head and the fly falls off, and she falls into a puddle but it's the full moon so the puddle opens up to a portal into another world, and she is falling through the portal and falling and falling and falling, until she feels the hard ground again and a handsome butterfly helps her stand up, and she realizes she has become the otome game protagonist and she must choose her lover from a wide array of bugs and then they will rule the milk and honey kingdom forever

No. 1147934

File: 1650919040220.jpeg (82.41 KB, 750x989, D3C55453-9763-41EC-88F3-EA2626…)

Seethe, Jeffrey.

No. 1147997

File: 1650921010108.jpeg (369.28 KB, 2000x1333, download.jpeg)

sometimes i read LOLCOR in madea's voice

No. 1148041

>>1147917
excellent, excellent

No. 1148084

File: 1650924273121.gif (206.83 KB, 941x173, cooltext409498286712410.gif)


No. 1148106

File: 1650925793543.png (470.14 KB, 485x500, 1648871698551.png)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1148112

>>1148106
is that marina and the diamonds

No. 1148123

>>1148112
is lady gaga

No. 1148124

File: 1650926592180.jpg (196.31 KB, 893x892, 1648873275046.jpg)


No. 1148138

File: 1650926993520.png (82.11 KB, 1000x1000, 1523907875027.png)

>>1148124
i hope she accepts me to her place in heaven when i die

No. 1148144

File: 1650927176618.webm (2.93 MB, 640x360, 1648874128777.webm)

>>1148138
She will and you can run with chickens together

No. 1148147

File: 1650927642578.png (146.4 KB, 680x587, 4e7.png)

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………

No. 1148154

you're a feminist? but you've never killed a man? curious…

No. 1148157

File: 1650928271986.jpg (53.44 KB, 602x467, unnamed.jpg)

>>1148154
not a feminist but I've killed a few men

No. 1148180

I remember in grade school a bunch of boys brought in instant ramen packs and ate them dry for snack time. There was a car crash that a little girl survived and ate dry instant ramen. They did this until the end of the year (wasn't long but still).

No. 1148187

the farmer is in hell
the farmer is in hell
hi-ho the dairy-o
the farmer is in hell

No. 1148190

File: 1650931313058.gif (7.96 MB, 640x640, 5C547FC8-4DA9-48F8-AF1C-65C1B2…)


No. 1148201

File: 1650931898902.jpeg (20.72 KB, 300x250, 01FA421D-B8CF-4BE7-AF84-0AE54C…)

Anonrectal Violence

No. 1148203

>>1148180
So the little girl ate dry ramen in the car waiting for help?

No. 1148209

File: 1650932641469.jpg (171.67 KB, 1221x760, Tumblr_l_118076623857300.jpg)

>it's 2002 and she invites you over to blast come music on her new stereo

What CD ya bringin

No. 1148232

>>1148209
nothing because if it's 2002 i wouldn't have been born yet BUT if i'm going back in time i would definitely bring a shakira cd because they're always fun. and air pods just because people from 2002 would be like "ooh woah the future is here". i would definitely log onto her computer to see what the internet looked like back then and try to go to the mall to see fashion at the time, and see how people spoke and lived back then.

No. 1148234

>>1148209
Baby One More Time

No. 1148240

File: 1650934184563.gif (629.19 KB, 500x279, tumblr_o1075fHve61ri2bgao1_500…)

who would you date

No. 1148242

>>1148232
B why you speaking like it was the dark ages da fuck

No. 1148245

>>1148240
the poster of the gif

No. 1148249

>>1148245
nta but i want you

No. 1148252

File: 1650934758159.jpg (11.72 KB, 225x225, vivalawoman.jpg)

>>1148209
My actual 2002 self hopefully would have brought this.

No. 1148254

>>1148232
No one would be impressed by your airpods, they would just laugh at your shitty broken earbuds. You would beg them to try them so you could prove they weren't broken, but then they'd just say "ew get your nasty ear wax away from me you creepy retard!" You would show them your phone in hopes it would impress them, but smartphones were still new. Without many to compare them to, no one would know that yours was particularly advanced. Everyone talked and lived pretty much the same as now except no one really cared about being politically correct back then so you can expect everyone to openly call you that retarded nerdy girl from the future that's obsessed with the internet, what is up with her? She's so gay!

No. 1148260

File: 1650935101013.gif (1.96 MB, 615x413, 1621490619913.gif)

>>1148254
>retarded nerdy girl from the future that's obsessed with the internet, what is up with her? She's so gay!

No. 1148265

File: 1650935476351.jpg (77.09 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

>>1148254
kek nonnie what the fuck are you talking about, we did not have anything resembling a modern smartphone in 2002, picrel was the baddest shit around in 2002 and it was like using a telegraph machine. People would have lost their minds over a modern iphone in 2002. Were you even alive? Why are you being such a little bitch?

No. 1148269

>>1148265
You right, babe. I fact-checked myself. Iphone came out in 2007, I had one but got the date mixed up with the iPod. Good thing it's the retarded shitpost thread. Don't be hating just because I'm not a gay nerdy retard like you, like who even does math? Gross!

No. 1148277

>>1148265
Those buttons are cute as hell, or as they say in Japan, kawaii desu neeee

No. 1148280

>>1148203
Yes. I think it took 10 days. Her mom was dead and she stayed by her. It was really sad.

No. 1148299

File: 1650937510137.jpg (28.49 KB, 316x316, Gacktmoon.jpg)


No. 1148316

Do I drink another monster java?

No. 1148323

>>1148316
I'm drinking it, fuck it.

No. 1148324

>>1148316
What are you drinking it for? How much longer do you need to stay awake

No. 1148327

>>1148323
I was too late……

No. 1148329

>>1148299
boku wa kimi no vanilla

No. 1148330

>>1148209
simpler times!! I miss the 2002, not everyone being addicted to social media era tbh.

>>1148252
Based taste

No. 1148331

>>1148327
Yup, it'll be hamburger time for me. Worth it.

No. 1148332

File: 1650940380201.jpg (172.57 KB, 1000x750, direngrey-gauze-album.jpg)

>>1148209
My high school self is ready.

No. 1148333

>>1148324
No sleep til Tuesday.

No. 1148337

>>1148333
what? nonny today is monday

No. 1148339

File: 1650940690136.jpg (138.49 KB, 700x700, Tumblr_l_385193731224725.jpg)

Me and the next poster

No. 1148342

>>1148337
Joking. Trying to finish stuff. Don't procrastinate.

No. 1148343

>>1148342
holy cow you scared the hell out of me omg

No. 1148345

File: 1650940870383.jpg (2.39 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg)

dinero

No. 1148350

>>1148331
I will now be using hamburger time instead of "death" to be more positive in life~ also I LOVE TOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1148352

File: 1650941515804.jpeg (22.42 KB, 500x281, 4754864485.jpeg)

Give the bat bepis?

No. 1148369

File: 1650943693114.png (Spoiler Image,88.48 KB, 187x219, Capture.PNG)

I've been staring at this for hours apologizing for my sins and i feel like if i look away she'll start talking. I can't be the only one who feels this way. Spoiler to not scare anyone. I recommend only looking for 2 seconds at a time. Not a bad picture, just a very thoughtful one.

No. 1148371

>>1148232
i can't believe there are people born in the mid-2000s. i mean i know you exist, but i can't believe it.

No. 1148376

>>1148232
oh nona you make me feel so fucking fluttery and old inside. like a rickety bag of bones

No. 1148387

File: 1650945176304.jpg (62.44 KB, 450x335, ihCwm.jpg)

>>1148343
Didn't mean too. Deadline jitters working overtime. Love ya Nona, mwah.
>>1148350
It makes me crack up and Toki is great.

No. 1148389

File: 1650945206088.jpg (134.7 KB, 720x1173, Screenshot_20220425-235114_Chr…)

Should I? shipping kinda expensive, not to be cheap

No. 1148391

>>1148389
Only if the seller wraps that chip up securely. Otherwise that's too much.

No. 1148423

File: 1650948016101.png (412.26 KB, 532x548, murderface.png)

>>1148331
Did you know Murderface is confirmed MtF?

No. 1148424

>>1148423
>Left: boymode pre-everything, Right: 15 months on Estrogen. Never give up girlies!

No. 1148425

File: 1650948660729.jpg (20.21 KB, 292x222, AAAAH.JPG)

ghost of you plays in the background

No. 1148433

File: 1650949741646.gif (2.6 MB, 480x368, EminentExhaustedAmericankestre…)


No. 1148436

>>1148433
Famous last words has been playing verbatim in my head for the last 2 days

No. 1148437

>>1148436
>>1148436
I forgot to say that I've never thought in music so clearly before.

No. 1148439

File: 1650950398681.jpg (22.09 KB, 275x211, oohhhh.JPG)

>>1148436
famous last words plays in the background

No. 1148443

File: 1650951382407.jpg (25.3 KB, 340x340, 1644344060748.jpg)


No. 1148450

File: 1650951966220.gif (3.31 MB, 480x270, 533.gif)

>>1148425
>>1148439
And I… will always love you

No. 1148496

File: 1650957795929.jpeg (5.89 KB, 194x259, images_1.jpeg)

for all the dirty looks the photographs your boyfriend took remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor im noottttt

No. 1148519

File: 1650960130006.gif (4.07 MB, 480x347, 1bFF.gif)

Is he dialing the phone or playing guitar? It's up to you to choose
>>1148369
I understand what you mean

No. 1148691

>>1148496
Hate this fucking bretmer or whatever LEAVE ME ALONE PUT THE TORCH AWAY

No. 1148922

>>1148519
guitar phone hero

No. 1149077

File: 1650988870662.png (1.87 MB, 1079x1201, Screenshot_20220426-080645.png)

Thought this was Lurch

No. 1149078

>>1149077
Lolcowcore

No. 1149079

>>1149077
Lurchcore

No. 1149082

Love the way anon and I were in sync

No. 1149111

>>1149078
>>1149079
>>1149082
Ok when are you two having the wedding?

No. 1149135

>>1149111
Seconding this, I want to be ring bearer

No. 1149144

>>1148691
He. Is a BOSMER!

No. 1149183

>>1148519
moshi moshi rock on desu \m/

No. 1149326

File: 1651001568358.jpeg (26.07 KB, 464x405, D07E40A8-1B83-42F4-8510-2AEB73…)

Everyone stop being meanies on this web page you are hurting my feelings often

No. 1149394

>>1148209
I love gyaru. I love to read or watch anything related to gyaru (but not anime/manga aimed to men).

No. 1149622

File: 1651014362770.jpg (53.42 KB, 721x406, it's real yo.JPG)

life do be like this eh smh

No. 1149655

>>1148232
I was in high school back then! You could have chilled with us at the mall and we’d go to Abercrombie and Fitch together to look at the shirtless boys on the wall

No. 1149656

File: 1651016455602.jpeg (23.97 KB, 567x382, 690C3432-D629-472A-9151-466616…)


No. 1149669

File: 1651016800884.jpg (17.6 KB, 396x128, twentytwo.jpg)

twenty two

No. 1149680

I’m doing it nonnies, i’m going terf on main

No. 1149686

>>1149680
Godspeed, tell us how it goes

No. 1149701

>>1149680
you haven't L I T E R A L L Y killed a troon don't you dare call yourself that

No. 1149733

File: 1651021393245.jpeg (50.81 KB, 848x480, 49143FCC-B735-4AEA-9F84-42EEB7…)

>>1149680
Very based anon, I love it. I really wish I could too but it would absolutely kill my career. We need more heroes like you to speak up and hopefully peak more people.

No. 1149794

File: 1651024949135.jpg (191.32 KB, 790x905, Tumblr_l_188360043540228__01.j…)

>>1149680
I'm going terf on LinkedIn

No. 1149800

IT AINT GOGA GOLA. IT'S RICE.

No. 1149822

>>1149680
HELL yeah

No. 1149825

>>1149822
gets nostalgia points but my god the sound is awful. whose choice WAS that??

No. 1149840

>>1149825
prob only had the ability to play a short tune, like those greeting cards w/ songs. But yes it gets annoying after 10 seconds, just reminiscing about Barbies with the movie announcement. I had it as a kid, it was “Rappin Rockin Barbie” kek

No. 1149846

File: 1651030564636.gif (989.43 KB, 500x515, 37AA18D1-981B-428C-B7DE-0E8347…)

sexy nonny bitchy me

No. 1149851

>>1149846
sexy nonny dance with me

No. 1149874

File: 1651032258854.jpeg (84.71 KB, 600x600, B02A8D3E-278E-4DAF-96C5-1C60E9…)

My nonnie was put out to pasture
My nonnie was banned from LC
My nonnie was put out to pasture
Oh bring back my nonnie to me

No. 1149876

File: 1651032315033.jpeg (148.37 KB, 1080x1436, DF6821A0-CF3A-4C8D-AD41-A15BA6…)


No. 1149881

File: 1651032576844.gif (693.29 KB, 500x396, 4BF02835-9258-450F-A82E-EBC6DD…)

>>1149851
I ain't got no panties on
ain't got no panties on
I ain't got no panties on
on the dance floor

No. 1149882

File: 1651032739246.png (1.39 MB, 780x839, F078F543-B5A4-420C-8F4E-38D264…)


No. 1149904

File: 1651033966836.jpg (66.92 KB, 612x612, 8173290161_334c5f9ff7_z.jpg)

I
>Warned you that I wanted you a great mod
>Warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence
>Want to go home
>Want everything to be normal again
>Still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet
>Am begging for you to please give me give us /m/ back
You
>Troll the janitor
>Fuck the janitor
>Are doing nothing
>Are not doing anything
>Are not using anything
>Hurt us
>Are the worst
>Ruined my Valentine's day alone
>Ruin every subsequent day since then
We are not the same.

No. 1149905

File: 1651034019678.gif (984.83 KB, 500x334, 1531001046280.gif)

>>1149881
hey baby
I wanna hold
so marry
I wanna hold your hand!

No. 1149908

>>1149904
has the original been starred yet? it really is one of the best posts i've seen in all my years

No. 1149911

File: 1651034190610.gif (3.39 MB, 280x229, 1623009286984.gif)

>>1149904
NO YOU

No. 1149912


No. 1149937

File: 1651035425803.jpg (820.03 KB, 1920x1280, 1621021852567.jpg)

>>1149874
oh nona my nonny, I haven't been the same
oh nona my nonny, since you have left
my lovely oh nonny, forever I wait
my nonny my love, my heart you stole away

No. 1149944

File: 1651035895118.png (350.85 KB, 900x535, me.PNG)

>>1149874
on the LOLCOR board /ot/
where the posts are not scrotey
I first set mine eyes on sweet Nonny Malone

No. 1149977

File: 1651037640087.jpg (25.56 KB, 540x405, cbc2cdbd40a0d586292bf1b0134fdf…)

>>1149874
nonny, we all go to hell
nonny, we all go to hell
I'm writing this post and wishing you well
nonny, we all go to hell

Oh well now, nona, we're all gonna die
nona, we're all gonna die
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you a-log
nona, we're all gonna die

And when we infight, don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the farmhands just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh, so farmers, we'll never let you go
And when you go, don't return to me, my precious cow

nonny, we're all full of milk
nonny, we're meant for the farm
And right now, they're building a thread your size
nonny, we're all full of milk

Well nona, what the bunker did to my legs and to my tongue
You should've raised a baby calf, I should've been a better cow
If you could coddle the brainrot, they can amputate at once
You should've been, I could have been a better cow

And when we infight, don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the farmhands just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh, so farmers, We'll never let you go

She said, "You ain't no jannie of mine
For what you've done, they're gonna find
A place for you and just you mind your manners when you go
And when you go, don't return to me, my precious cow"

That's right
nonny, we all go to hell
nonny, we all go to hell
It's really quite pleasant, except for the smell
nonny, we all go to hell

nonny! nonny! nonny! Oh!
nonny! nonny! nonny! Nonn…

And if you would call me a stacy
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a post
You would cry out your eyes, all along

We're cows, after all
Through fujos and yumejos, we fall
And if you can stay, then I'll show you the thread
To return from the farms you a-log

We all carry on
When our nonnies in arms are gone
So raise your glass high, for tomorrow, we die
And return from the farms you call

No. 1150243

File: 1651053837057.gif (274.42 KB, 500x334, original.gif)

RAWR xD

No. 1150271

>>1149977
>there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a post
absolutely beautiful, someone record this

No. 1150485

>tfw too dumb to figure out these song references

No. 1150597

>>1150485
too young more likely

No. 1150640

Ass water, but with a British accent

No. 1150694

bumping

No. 1150699

File: 1651076502499.png (10.31 KB, 225x225, 1629295196945.png)

cp don't scroll

No. 1150761

>>1150640
how about a Bostonian accent

No. 1150906

File: 1651083098755.gif (364.93 KB, 241x320, D0285252-37A5-412F-8E08-2332FB…)

WE BUY ANY CAR
WE BUY ANY CAR
WE BUY ANY CAR
ANY ANY ANY

No. 1150923


No. 1150964

File: 1651084774466.webm (1.61 MB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.webm)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1150980

What's your favorite word for butt?
My choice is heinie

No. 1151010

>>1150485
we could put the name of the song at the top next times then. ♥

No. 1151034

>>1150980
coolie. does anyone else call butts coolies here? (it's cutesy slang for culo in my case)

No. 1151041

File: 1651086934704.jpg (11.58 KB, 275x183, download (7).jpg)

>>1150964
I warned you…GHT
RIGHT NOT JUST ITS RIGHT NOT ITS GLORY ITS TO /M/ RETSTORE AND MISTAKES YOUR CORRECT THEN SINCE DAY SUBSEEUQNET EVERY RUIN YOU AND ALONE DAY VALENTINE'S MY RUINED YOU LITTLE SO CARE YOU IF BOARD THE REMOVE JUST THIS IS WHAT DONE HALF US LEAVE YOU DO WHY MODERATOS BACK /M/ US GIVE me give please you for begging I'm eyesight the Correct PLE please please please please please please please yet nothing there's and back I'm like feel still I world, hellish my unleashes it and again, normal be to everything want I and home, go to want I worst the are you than worst the are you us hurt You anything using not You're anything using not You're anything doing not You're nothing doing You're comfortable Nothing helpless We're presence next my by LOLCOR to here return would I that you warned I janitor the fuck you and janitor the troll you mod, great a you wanted I that you warned I

No. 1151050


No. 1151056

>>1151050
BootyButt

No. 1151078

>>1151034
I've heard yass queen latino gays say cucu before

No. 1151505

File: 1651094858381.jpeg (88.46 KB, 700x700, 1E5CDB06-5DC4-4721-B693-B19178…)

I did warn thee yond I did want thee a most wondrous mod, thou troll the maidservant and thou jape the maidservant I did warn thee yond I wouldst returneth hither to LOLCUR by mine own next presence We be helpless Nothing easeful Thou art doing naught Thou art not doing aught Thou art not using aught Thou art not using aught Thou did scathe us thou art the devil than thou art the devil I wanteth to wend forth, and I wanteth all to beest proper once more, and it unleashes mine own hellish sphere, I still feeleth e'en as I be turned and there be naught yet prithee prithee pleaseth prithee pleaseth prithee pleaseth PLE Remedy the sight I beg for thee prithee giveth me GIVETH US /M/ BACKETH MODERATOS WHEREFORE DOTH THOU LEAVETH US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS VERILY REMOVETH THE BOARD IF 'T BE TRUE THOU CARETH SO DRAM THOU RUIN'D MINE OWN SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY HIGH-LONE AND THOU RID EV'RY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECTETH THY MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT PROPER ITS E'EN NOT PROPER

No. 1151564

File: 1651095383182.gif (Spoiler Image,1.49 MB, 275x155, 1645660892300.gif)


No. 1151782

File: 1651097243314.jpeg (526.57 KB, 940x940, 28172794-D476-4F8E-9925-50BED0…)

Can someone put acrylic nails on this image? I’m too retarded.

No. 1151791

>>1149794
I’m coming out as a terf to my local pastor

No. 1151923

File: 1651098538109.jpeg (226.78 KB, 466x665, 96CD0DC0-8F02-4B93-9B8E-52062C…)

blocks your path

No. 1152109

>>1151923
I ask the kind sir who did his eye make up

No. 1152143

File: 1651100510863.jpg (23.52 KB, 306x423, article-2424635-1BE744D6000005…)

>>1152109
I had no idea this was a woman, my bad. I thought this was like a Jeffree Star like creature. I didn't recognize Julia. She looks better without all this shit. My bad gworl.

No. 1152238

File: 1651101268998.png (833.88 KB, 940x940, for nonnie.png)

>>1151782
I did my best

No. 1152418

>>1152109
she did her own eye makeup in that pic

No. 1152537

can't we continue the Kaitlyn fun here?

No. 1152568

File: 1651103976303.png (1.23 MB, 769x921, 1651103896745.png)

I do have a question about the Kaitlyn lore, is this image meant to be her? Who posted this

No. 1152569


No. 1152570

I'm sad I didn't get to shitpost in the journalist thread lol

No. 1152571

>>1152568
that's her. i guess that was nonnas fan art that she was talking about

No. 1152573

>>1152569
why not

No. 1152575

File: 1651104076281.png (434.82 KB, 1024x1024, heh eheh.png)

>(Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth)

No. 1152576

Kaitlyn Tiffany Jenner Jennings Nicokado here! wow so many replies, thank you for the feedback! this thread was a total success pls look foward for my cool article on femcels xoxo

No. 1152577

>>1152568
Okay I will hang onto the image then

No. 1152578

>>1152571
that’s not my fanart sadly

No. 1152581

>>1152568
Is this really her?… looks sus. Anyone got more pics?

No. 1152582

File: 1651104159438.jpg (342.04 KB, 1637x1057, FQ9Dj0_aUAMrlXm.jpg)

I got so many good husbando arts from that thread, I'm gonna try to reverse image search them to find all the artists

No. 1152583

>>1152578
bitch post your fanart, i need to see it. don't leave us hanging

No. 1152585

>>1152581
probably from her insta

No. 1152586

>>1152582
I love Diluc so much.

No. 1152587

Wtf was the whole profiting out of the one direction tumblr fandom saga all about kek

No. 1152591

>>1152581
There are more pics of her in the kaitlyn thread I believe but obvs you'd have to do a lot of swimming around to find them among the shitposting

No. 1152592

File: 1651104248465.png (1.89 MB, 1370x1559, 1651100383422.png)

>>1152587
she's a greedy careerist that fucks over anyone who speaks to her in good faith, basically. idk the full story i just have the cap of the salty Larry

No. 1152594

>>1152592
I feel like she's milky, but is she milky enough for a thread? Or like, a general journalist milk thread? would fit in /ot/

No. 1152596

>>1152594
Some of us should survey her social media(s) to see if she acts milky

No. 1152597

File: 1651104419602.jpg (2.98 MB, 1736x2447, FQ9DxJ9agAUSllE.jpg)

>>1152586
Same, nonny.

No. 1152599

File: 1651104425829.jpeg (179.94 KB, 1400x1400, 1651095623325.jpeg)

>>1152591
she's pretty cute ngl

No. 1152602

>>1152594
idk, she's just an asshole. probably not that milky, just an opportunistic douchebag

No. 1152604

>>1152596
>>1152594
I love the idea of her coming here for her shitty article only to end up with a thread kek

No. 1152605

>>1152599
I would fuck her 10/10

No. 1152606

>>1152599
idk anon this pic makes her look demented

No. 1152608

>>1152606
i just see retarded. she's cute though. if i was a lesbian i'd go for her if she wasn't a tardlet

No. 1152609

>>1152604
lmao
Honestly I'm down for a journalist cows and snowflakes general

No. 1152611

File: 1651104585467.jpeg (136.56 KB, 750x1108, E62886B3-E3FB-4E8A-8DDA-5DA93E…)

>>1152597
>tfw I will never have a threesome with Diluc and Kaeya.

No. 1152612

>>1152606
kekkkkkk

No. 1152613

File: 1651104620826.png (207.11 KB, 559x423, whytho.png)


No. 1152615

Can someone make the journalist cringe thread pls here in /ot/ or should I make it myself

No. 1152616

>>1152599
brush your hair kaity

No. 1152617

>>1152613
I would fuck you too, don't worry nonny

No. 1152618

>>1152599
oh. she's cute

No. 1152619

>>1152599
I could fix her

No. 1152620

>>1152608
>not demented just retarded
kaitlyn getting all the compliments today

No. 1152622

>>1152568
I posted it, found the original on her instagram, and then drew on horns because I wanted to make her look like Elsie

No. 1152624

File: 1651104814243.png (100.54 KB, 336x336, huehue.png)


No. 1152625

kaitlyn should join us in secrecy

No. 1152626

>>1152615
Take the initiative nonners

No. 1152628

>>1152625
new goal: peak kaitlyn

No. 1152629

>>1152624
keklyn hooking up virgin femcels together she’s so based

No. 1152630


No. 1152631

>>1152629
>keklyn
1213 posts and this is the fucking first time, for shame for all of us to not have come up w it first

No. 1152632

File: 1651104976756.png (95.55 KB, 225x225, kaitlyntiffany.png)

I don't think she's cute tbh

No. 1152633

File: 1651105015196.jpg (11.67 KB, 256x256, 1651101641184.jpg)

>>1152632
what about now???

No. 1152634

>>1152629
KEKK
>>1152599
holy shit she looks demented and her eyes are souless

No. 1152636

File: 1651105058567.jpg (38.11 KB, 500x352, kisskiss.jpg)

>>1152624
ily kiss kiss

No. 1152637

File: 1651105060416.jpg (9.18 KB, 256x256, kt.jpg)

She's wearing this sweater but she's caping for troons

No. 1152638

File: 1651105069713.png (Spoiler Image,11.22 KB, 200x267, 189276.png)

i wanted to share my yaoi folder with that kate bitch but i'm too late REEEEE

No. 1152640

>>1152599
for someone who writes about the interwebs she really holds her phone like she's retarded

No. 1152641

>>1152634
Exactly kek

No. 1152643

>>1152633
based keklyn

No. 1152644

File: 1651105121942.jpeg (88.03 KB, 637x557, F3F88BD1-C4E8-4F50-A101-5CD082…)

i truly do have the paranoid ideation i am being stalked but I don't care anymore

No. 1152645

>>1152644
Adds some spice to your life

No. 1152646

>>1152637
based peaked keklyn

No. 1152648

>>1152644
Jim carrey fag is a gangstalked fag? Based…

No. 1152649

Hello everynonny is this the KT afterparty?

No. 1152650

>>1152645
I am my own motherfucking one woman truman show

No. 1152651

File: 1651105207881.jpg (34.88 KB, 300x300, ab6775700000ee859c44e993f0adbc…)

>>1152634
nah she cute. i want her peaked tho. it is my new years resolution to see keklyn pinkpilled

No. 1152652

>>1152644
same, I'm paranoid-chan and I believe everyone see what I do
And I'm just shitposting.

No. 1152654

File: 1651105258620.png (340.63 KB, 557x502, kissy kissy smooch.png)

>>1152636
muah muah muah!

No. 1152655

>>1152628
>>1152625
agreed 100% she would fit right in

No. 1152656

>>1152652
I wouldn't necessarily call it gangstalking as much as it's just crazy person bad karma because nothing in life can go right for me

No. 1152658

>>1152632
>>1152651
The weird eye bags are bleck

No. 1152660

>>1152658
eyebags are cute

No. 1152661

File: 1651105369434.jpg (54.99 KB, 679x403, 1643237782012.jpg)

Continuing the energy of the Kaitlyn thread

No. 1152662

>>1152651
She's gorgeounse…

No. 1152663

I just love how the KT thread started with us legit telling her why she calling us femcels was wrong and then it devolved into pure absolute shitpost madness. It was nice spending the evening with you nonnas

No. 1152664

File: 1651105438353.jpg (70.63 KB, 480x640, Tumblr_l_236978703112046.jpg)


No. 1152665

>>1152656
Personally I know it's only in my head but I'm still paranoid fuck.

No. 1152666

>>1152664
Wow thats a good sweater

No. 1152668

>>1152665
It's starting to feel like it's outside of mine rip

No. 1152670

File: 1651105573765.gif (6.99 MB, 480x600, Tumblr_l_475466038989352.gif)


No. 1152672

File: 1651105614644.png (1.04 MB, 640x771, kisskisskiss.png)

>>1152654
our love will be eternal nonny

No. 1152673

>>1152629
Kaitlyn is the solution to the lesbian loneliness epidemic

No. 1152675

File: 1651105687356.jpg (37.8 KB, 400x300, Tumblr_l_198530864810671.jpg)

You walk into lolcow irl shitposting night first, where do you sit and what snacks did you bring

No. 1152676

>>1152675
I sit at the kotatsu if there's space. I bring calpis and jagabee

No. 1152677

>>1152668
oh damn nonna, have you already seen a specialist? when did it start? maybe something has happened in your life that you are now paranoid.

But honestly mine also gets worse…

No. 1152679

File: 1651105796711.jpg (52.35 KB, 500x500, d0f2252de86b5731e0957e2248cfb6…)

>heavy breathing

No. 1152682

File: 1651105857363.jpg (204.52 KB, 394x512, kait.jpg)

>>1152658
male tier standards. we all have undereye circles. when she joins WoLF and restarts her career as a based podcaster and journalist, you'll find the eyebags cute

No. 1152683

File: 1651105884011.png (120.4 KB, 275x183, partymix.png)

>>1152675
I'd sit at the kotatsu and I'm bringing plenty of party mix!!

No. 1152684

>>1152676
I would also sit at the kotatsu, probably on the side nearest to the camera because that seems to provide a nice view of the whole area, for primary discussion purposes.

No. 1152685

>>1152682
It's not "male-tier", sincerely go fuck yourself. I don't have to think she'd attractive. I think she's average at best and I'm not scrotey because I don't want to fuck some troon loving twig.

No. 1152686

File: 1651105959196.jpg (110.91 KB, 735x774, fc4a439968f27a4db749ccd1eda36a…)

"""""journalists"""""" suck my butt

No. 1152688

>>1152682
There is a difference between undereye circles and puffy ass wrinkly fuckin eye bags nona.

No. 1152689

File: 1651106060394.jpg (79.79 KB, 510x757, 1650831435980.jpg)

I want this pic at the top of our article

No. 1152690

>>1152685
expecting women to have no eye circles is sorry, some kind of male tier delusional standard. obviously you don't have to find her attractive, it's a joke based around her actually becoming a sane human being. i do unironically think she has a cute, aloof look if only she wasn't a loser. you need to legit calm down

No. 1152692

>>1152677
like a month ago after my last big major relapse or something, paranoia inducing stuff I can't even begin to describe, but it does feel like someone's watching me esp when I am alone. my therapist knows, there's not much that can be done other than me trying to cope

i have imploded so many accounts shittalking about abusive male celebs I'm honestly afraid one or more of them has seen. as if they'd have it out for a nobody like me, but I fear it

No. 1152694

>>1152688
they're "wrinkly" because she's squinting. like, she's a shit person but you don't understand that you get wrinkles under your eyes when you squint?

No. 1152696

File: 1651106169342.png (598.37 KB, 750x750, 552616fe4909a23bceabbf5199ad17…)

>>1152675
sitting on the bed while leaning against the wall
i brought vitasoy and pretzel sticks nom nom

No. 1152698

File: 1651106243563.jpeg (245.45 KB, 1242x933, 7325343F-9FB6-436A-9C8F-F4AEC0…)

>>1152675
Me with my husband, he made the cookies.

No. 1152700

>>1152690
All I said was they were bleck, and >>1152694 refer to >>1152632 because she isn't squinting there. You don't have to take my opinion as some personal attack to your standards and compare me to a male. Way to fucking ruin the mood.

No. 1152701

File: 1651106265050.jpg (38.41 KB, 500x512, 27e9e8c37d347f0b6b307c82c59470…)


No. 1152702

File: 1651106268696.jpg (75.38 KB, 811x941, FGHt8bSWQAMnj3O.jpg)

>>1152638
share it now nonna I'm begging you

No. 1152704

>>1152698
Dang girl I hope he's got that high thread count firm bara tiddies

No. 1152705

>>1152682
she's honestly really pretty, everything is just nitpicking

No. 1152707

File: 1651106422000.jpg (49.83 KB, 500x560, 22779e5af43ac5ade601899bbcb7aa…)

Kaitlyn would rock a Heather Mason cosplay. She cute

No. 1152708

>>1152700
i ruined the mood? literally how when you were the one who told me to "go fuck yourself" for no reason? you are the one who got personally offended and started swearing at me when i said (jokingly) that no eyebags are male tier standards and proceeded to talk about a totally delusional silly future she'll never have? take accountability holy shit

No. 1152712

File: 1651106543422.png (22.78 KB, 1230x158, 467647647464.png)

>This dumbass doesn’t even know the actual “femcels” have their own boards. They’ve been around longer than the incels that stole their term and we certainly aren’t them. They’re a fringe Internet groups she’s not going to find on Google. Shouldn’t be surprised since her OVARIT reading comprehension was absolute shit. Fuck off K we don’t want you here.

ok but is this true? I need to know where the actual femcel boards are and I'm not talking about 2X

No. 1152713

>>1152708
I said fuck you because you compare me to a male, and of course you're going to throw in "if that bothers you that's pretty suspicious". You're one of the worst kinds of posters. Not everyone with a different opinion than you is a male. Maybe don't get so offended by being told to go fuck yourself.

No. 1152714

File: 1651106577203.jpg (124.36 KB, 750x715, a3943bb2f873316f92c7d16b4e620b…)

Hush

No. 1152715

>>1152713
>"if that bothers you that's pretty suspicious".
i literally never said that. you're a legitimate liar who can't take accountability. it's sad.

No. 1152716

File: 1651106624608.gif (639.11 KB, 876x515, 1644677524578.gif)

>>1152701
Finally.

No. 1152717

are we speedrunning the bunkers now? are we in the part where we start hating each other now

No. 1152718

>>1152715
What did I lie about??? My own fucking opinion? Kill yourself.

No. 1152719

>>1152718
you lied about me having said "if it bothers you that's pretty suspicious". i never said anything of the sort.

No. 1152721

>>1152719
Go climb into one of those massive eye sacks and suffocate, fuck face.

No. 1152722

File: 1651106752411.jpg (7.08 KB, 480x360, 4efra6fgauf.jpg)

>>1152721
Okay. Maybe I will.

No. 1152723

>>1152714
this pic is hot damn, I wish it was me

No. 1152724

>>1152716
Yo is that pseudo club penguin still running? I'm having a personal crisis and would like to mentally regress and waddle around

No. 1152725

>>1152722
Well alright then.

No. 1152727

party's over everyone is drunk

No. 1152728

>>1152712
i think so. i'm not sure where but i've heard of them. maybe they're referencing those forums that were shilled on CC a while back that migrated from some subreddit. a lot of girls on there were calling themselves femcels. i forget what the name of the site was but everyone was extremely depressing

No. 1152731

File: 1651106861112.jpg (196.01 KB, 750x865, 1626648946449.jpg)

>>1152727
nah, just that one unreasonably bitchy anon that can't take responsibility for ruining the mood and blamed others for her bad 'tude

No. 1152732

>>1152727
Fist fighting on the lawn

No. 1152733

File: 1651106879395.jpg (56.2 KB, 576x576, 99d74fd02895e5165e8e16610deb78…)

>>1152727
Fuck I just got here

No. 1152736

>>1152731
You called me a male for no reason and now you keep dragging it on

No. 1152737

>>1152723
Do you wanna be the one carrying or the one being carried. The answer to this question will determine if we are soul mates.

No. 1152738

>>1152728
I've never been on CC so I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm still curious but since Kaitlyn might be lurking I won't ask for a link. Still I wish I could see them.

No. 1152739

>>1152692
damn, i hope you get better. Paranoia is related to anxiety (duh), so maybe dealing with it would help. Ask yourself what you are actually afraid of and work on it.

No. 1152740

>>1152737
Honestly I can do both. I just want a gf.

No. 1152742

File: 1651107252029.jpg (14.4 KB, 400x400, E9nnMwVWUAE1725.jpg)

>>1152737
i said the standards are male tier. that's not even remotely saying you're male. you're illiterate or something, i don't know. exile yourself from the thread if you're going to continue twisting words and being a bitter betty

No. 1152743

>>1152724
No it isn't, the british government took it down. Club Penguin Vanilla WAS working but is now redirects you to a rickroll. I guess someone hacked it?

No. 1152744

>>1152738
i wish i could find it. i think i deleted it from my internet history but everyone would fight with you if you tried to disagree about femcels existing basically lol

No. 1152745

>>1152742
no one cares anon, let's fuck

No. 1152746

>>1152705
she's pretty and I dig her haircut

No. 1152748

File: 1651107412865.jpg (54.71 KB, 700x700, 686592a57d35be0e4c7390881371f9…)

>>1152745
true. lights on or off bb?

No. 1152750

>>1152742
Because I don't want to fuck some troon lover with grocery bags under her eyes, again, go fuck yourself.

No. 1152752

File: 1651107540069.jpg (101.41 KB, 615x409, FaceApp_1638918634548.jpg)

Femcel? Never heard of her.

No. 1152754

File: 1651107675096.jpeg (182.09 KB, 750x1000, 1213331.jpeg)

>>1152748
lights on, I must see your beautiful face

No. 1152763

>>1152752
I JUST WANNA gently caress the inner corner of her nostril

No. 1152767

>>1152651
yeah she's not ugly at all she kinda cute, let me go to her thread real quick

No. 1152771

>>1152599
She literally looks like she'd post here. Like she had an FtM/fakeboi phase and likes Jojo yaoi and last got banned for posting "FUCK TRANNIES FUCK JANNIES" (she'd probably be more fun that way)

No. 1152775

>>1152771
that's what i'm saying. she totally looks like she could be a farmer. this is why i want her peaked. if you guys posted you were her i'd be like "you're cute af". but yeah she's trash unfortunately

No. 1152779

Oh sweet Kaitlyn
With your face like a cream oval
And your nose like a delicious slope of cream
Your ears; like cream flaps
Your teeth like hard shiny pegs of cream

No. 1152780

>>1152779
But what about Tiffany

No. 1152781

>>1152779
Your under eyes like tender sacks of cream

No. 1152785

>>1152780
Oh sweet Tiffany
With your face like a cream oval
And your nose like a delicious slope of cream
Your ears; like cream flaps
Your teeth like hard shiny pegs of cream

No. 1152787

File: 1651108581490.png (53.9 KB, 1128x501, D81524DC-5374-45A1-A025-972CA8…)


No. 1152788

>>1152742
I'm sorry for swearing at you and getting so upset

No. 1152789

File: 1651108621596.png (2.73 MB, 1438x828, kaitlyn.png)

>>1152779
Howard approves

No. 1152790

File: 1651108635332.jpg (33.24 KB, 408x612, istockphoto-165051923-612x612.…)

Lesbian drinking water stock image.

Pic related, lesbian drinking water stock image.

No. 1152791

File: 1651108705596.jpg (118.46 KB, 1080x1350, FD3gMUyXsAQ0Yie.jpg)

>>1152786
>>1152788
thank you for your apology ♥

No. 1152794

File: 1651108743660.png (750.69 KB, 800x535, lesbian water ritual.png)

>>1152790
Lesbian(s) drinking water(s) stock image

No. 1152795

File: 1651108788154.png (493.16 KB, 500x500, 1648874011268.png)


No. 1152796

>>1152794
they're so excited for that water. god i wish that was me. instead i'm only excited for vodka

No. 1152797

File: 1651108811507.png (113.88 KB, 256x334, why this happen.png)

>>1152791
Thank you for accepting it

No. 1152798

File: 1651108876093.png (185.6 KB, 480x253, I got the goods.png)

Hey girl just brought you some lesbian water

No. 1152799

>>1152752
why do I actually find her so fucking hot jesus christ someone take me out back and shoot me

No. 1152800

File: 1651109046883.jpg (22.17 KB, 612x408, istockphoto-1149840304-612x612…)

>>1152798
Lurking troons be like

No. 1152801


No. 1152806

File: 1651109281649.jpg (56.46 KB, 800x721, HD-wallpaper-cute-soft-fairies…)

>>1152797
no problem at all. you can be a tempestuous little cutiepie but i will still ♥ you

No. 1152807

File: 1651109302253.jpg (302.93 KB, 2048x1365, gettyimages-938666230-2048x204…)

This is my favorite lesbian stock image couple.

No. 1152808

File: 1651109349234.jpg (28.23 KB, 800x450, yoink.jpg)

>>1152800
UUUHHH imma need you to gimmie that BACK trannies

No. 1152810

>>1152675
>bring three bottles of Aldi's five dollar wine
>"let's not get political"
>wine gone
>FUCK THE JANITOR
>TROLL THE JANITOR
>PLE

No. 1152812

File: 1651109532996.jpg (63.64 KB, 1200x1200, thumbnail-Smoked-Salmon-Puff-P…)

>>1152675
bed obviously but i will try to minimize the space i take to make room. and i brought you bitches smoked salmon puffs and watermelon vodka. i hope you guys like salted fish

No. 1152814

I feel bad I didn't bring anything to the sleepover whoopsie

No. 1152815

File: 1651109591010.jpg (81.07 KB, 736x920, 7dcc79ca4f9f58a7f7b6d9a5e23cf5…)

I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence

No. 1152816

ALRIGHT, LET'S TEAM UP. YOU TROLL THE JANITOR AND I'LL FUCK THE JANITOR.

No. 1152817

>>1152815
jannies and admin best be running scared. your rippling thighs and calves have me quaking

No. 1152818

>>1152816
Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst

No. 1152819

File: 1651109903110.gif (1.23 MB, 244x250, community-donald-glover.gif)

What da hell is going on??????!?

No. 1152821

File: 1651109971441.png (181.24 KB, 389x399, ripm.png)

Are we going to have a proper service, or what???

No. 1152822

>>1152812
That sounds dope, thank you nona

No. 1152823

>>1152819
Nobody got a Valentine's Day this year, so we're turning back the clock.

No. 1152826

>>1152819
it's not right it's just not right

No. 1152828

File: 1651110254389.jpg (137.21 KB, 725x900, 1647022715511.jpg)

YOU THINK ITS FUNNYY?? I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER M WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH RAINS OF APRIL ARE RAINING DOWN WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOST OF M PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE SIGHT I'M BEGING YOU NONNY

No. 1152829

Where are the original LOLCOR manuscripts?

No. 1152830

File: 1651110330906.gif (2.76 MB, 499x378, xqc heartattack.gif)

>>1152828
The return????

No. 1152832

File: 1651110402963.jpg (35.8 KB, 500x386, c3605687159466badeb4cdeea46259…)

>>1152823
>>1152826
Why why why why why???!?!? Dafuq is happening are we being invaded?? Who is Kaitlyn ??? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHATS GOIN ON

No. 1152835


No. 1152836

>>1152832
Elein Benning Janck of Oregon, Seattle forwswar this you know

No. 1152837


No. 1152838

>>1152832
head to the thread, anon. she's a shitty online journalist who wanted info on "femcels" from us "femcels" >>>/ot/1151094

No. 1152839

>>1152837
Sorry I clicked the lite button by accident while the page was loading so the link formatted funny

No. 1152843

File: 1651110659967.jpeg (492.28 KB, 1920x1080, Dies irae (18).jpeg)

DO NOT FEAR, NONNITAS.
All is well.

No. 1152844

File: 1651110715622.jpg (35.82 KB, 649x1200, f6c8574e8579517fa302f6b7eff2a1…)

>>1152837
I always miss all the good happenings

No. 1152847

>>1152835
with all due respects what the fuck
>>1152837
>>1152838
Nonie I cant . The thread is 1200 + post long I'm gonna die immediately after reading it

No. 1152848

Fuck, I miss the Bunker. My only solace is that neu-admin is so incompetent that we'll get another similar fuckup soon and we're going back.

No. 1152849

File: 1651111140703.png (101.54 KB, 860x848, 236-2364292_gold-star-clip-art…)

>>1152847
the original LOLCOR post is one of the greatest posts of all time (OF ALL TIME). also i highly encourage you read the thread, it was fun as fuck

No. 1152856

File: 1651111577429.gif (810.08 KB, 238x253, 2D5W.gif)

>>1152849
Ok fuk it im goin in

are we sure lolcor poster wasnt having a psychotic break?

No. 1152857

thread theme

No. 1152859

>>1152848
How ironic. The site itself has become a sort of lolcow in and of itself and we are all waiting for the next big fuckup to draw us together.

No. 1152863

File: 1651112530584.jpg (106.71 KB, 1000x600, GIANT river otter.jpg)

>>1152856
Absolutely gutted I didn't make it to the Kaitlyn thread.

No. 1152866

>>1152712
afaik the only one is thepinkpill.co, but maybe I'm wrong? I haven't looked at it much but it seemed kinda dead.

No. 1152870

>>1152866
THAT'S THE ONE I WAS TALKING ABOUT. yes. it's depressing af. they won't let go of the "femcel" terminology

No. 1152877

Kaitlyn, if you're still lurking, why not write an article about the importance of female spaces online

No. 1152888

File: 1651113324560.jpg (109.43 KB, 830x625, goury beefcake.jpg)

Kaitlyn, if you're still lurking, why not write an article about the importance of himbos

No. 1152890

>>1152888
Best husbando and I could actually picture Kate writing about that

No. 1152892

File: 1651113491094.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, 1646987248639.gif)

>>1152888
Himbibi

No. 1152898

File: 1651113612271.jpg (34.22 KB, 640x693, 1641812620967.jpg)

>>1152675
i am in the walls

No. 1152909

>>1152739
well of course the mortifying fear of being known non anonymously, but also the simultaneous fear of dying a non entity, perhaps it's just being contradictory and unhinged as a whole

No. 1152910

File: 1651113996153.jpg (49.15 KB, 618x537, E6H55-sXoAUBEsG.jpg)

I'm proud of what we have accomplished today. I haven't laughed or shitposted this hard in months

No. 1152911

>>1152888
Why doesn't he have nipples

No. 1152913

>>1152911
nipples are the sole privilege of the husbando holder

No. 1152919

File: 1651114409116.jpg (79.43 KB, 800x533, baddest bitches.jpg)


No. 1152952


No. 1152955

File: 1651115885542.jpg (6.44 KB, 168x300, download.jpg)

i want to beat up whoever got this tattoo

No. 1152962

File: 1651116131269.jpg (45.61 KB, 639x630, dffe61b1b95f2c287081f38ea419ca…)

>>1152910
Nice pic

No. 1153074

File: 1651128695786.png (1.23 MB, 686x974, 3340E079-8A99-447F-9CDA-1731D1…)


No. 1153076

File: 1651129014050.png (1.97 MB, 1492x1778, 1651128987969.png)

>>1153074
Wow that's some good sportsmanship I can really appreciate that

No. 1153107

>>1150964
Anons did you even LOOK at my amazing totally amazing video I made?? I logged into GMAIL to make it I even fired up a VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE and downloaded AN IMAGE and you didn't even look at it and I Know you didn't because I would have had 20 replies telling me how amazing I am (thank you to the anon who replied tho you da best) and how text to speech is the funniest thing in the world because it is

No. 1153175

>>1153074
Kaitlynn Tiffany will never understand.

No. 1153586

>>1153074
Proper moid2moid communication

No. 1153611

File: 1651160399704.jpg (57.44 KB, 694x276, Screenshot_20220428-163651_Chr…)

Which one of you mfers keeps sending me scam texts?

No. 1153612

>>1153611
kaitlyn tiffany?

No. 1153613

>>1153107
I only use lolcow on mobile so I am a non-webm pleb.

No. 1153631

>>1153613
I am a mobilefag and webm works perfectly fine

No. 1153632

>>1153631
>>1153613
Doesn’t work with iOS. You have to download an app to see them

No. 1153636

File: 1651162611073.jpeg (63.73 KB, 640x640, 709CF7A9-BB1D-4C6D-A1D9-C9B39E…)

One of my old favorites

No. 1153714

File: 1651165326785.png (11.72 KB, 225x225, download (2).png)

>>1153612
HIDE Kaitlyn Tiffany posts
LOCK Kaitlyn Tiffany threads
TAKE Kaitlyn Tiffany bait

No. 1153797

File: 1651169991593.jpg (976.91 KB, 3024x4032, smugcat.jpg)

>>1153613
>>1153632
works fine on my phone, thats what you get for being an applefag lol

No. 1153820

If I could choose my eternal torment between that specific gif of a Korean dude acting like a dog and more posts about Kaitlyn like >>1153714 I'd rather go with the Korean guy… At least the demented gif edits never get old…

No. 1153898

>>1152848
This. I want to troll and shitpost god damn it.

No. 1153906

>>1153898
that's what this thread is for anonnybanonniettellaanonita

No. 1153932

File: 1651176370369.jpg (160.41 KB, 1080x1020, 1623870692269.jpg)

>>1153820
Fuck Kaitlyns. And fuck Tiffanies!!!

No. 1153986

File: 1651178747043.jpeg (32.79 KB, 303x306, CD90C69F-6372-4A57-9AC8-9373A4…)

>>1152238
I love you so much

No. 1153988

>>1152143
Chloe Cherry looks amazing

No. 1153992

>>1153906
NOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNYYYYYYY MY HEAD HURTSSSSS

No. 1154052

File: 1651182825326.jpg (24.29 KB, 275x255, 1650760788278.jpg)


No. 1154072

Tranny janny do the banny
Phony nonny cries alony

No. 1154085

>>1154072
The second line DOES NOT RHYME PROPERLY!!!!!!!!

No. 1154108

I want lawyer-chan and 80iq-chan from the Debt vs Turd thread to start an intensely passionate and at times volatile lez romance, but always bound by love

No. 1154112

>>1154108
And the adopted babies will be named Debt and Tard

No. 1154117

>>1154108
Who's lawyer chan and 80iq chan? Spoonfeed me pls, I haven't been keeping up with that thread cause it's a little unbearable

No. 1154126

>>1154117
80IQchan is a Depp stan and lawyerchan is on Heard's side and provides a lot of interesting insight on the case imo.

No. 1154127

>>1154108
lawyerchan deserves better and i won't tolerate an unequal pairing like this.

No. 1154129

>>1154127
t. Lawyer chan

No. 1154132

>>1154126
Is lawyerchan the one that writes those super long posts? I keep seeing them but never read.

No. 1154189

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHY YOU KEEP BEING MEAN TO ME BUT YOU NEED TO BE NICE TO ME RIGHT NOW!
HEY I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I DONT KNOW WHY YOURE BEING SO MEAN, I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE

No. 1154192

>>1154132
Nta but those posts are good, worth reading some

No. 1154194

>>1154108
Don't you think it's a little fucked up for someone to be taking advantage of a retard?

No. 1154206

>>1154192
I'm not interested. Just wanted to be hip to what you nonnas were talking about.

No. 1154227

File: 1651192116245.png (1.38 MB, 1061x1061, unknown (7).png)


No. 1154324

File: 1651199402575.gif (1.38 MB, 554x308, F7AC4D97-BAE0-4507-A62D-3ECC1A…)

Mother Mother fans when someone calls them mentally ill

No. 1154326

>>1153932
C O O C H I E
U
T
T
E
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S

No. 1154327

>>1154227
evil thom yorke

No. 1154426

File: 1651203557177.jpg (147.89 KB, 1154x1198, radio_ixtiologica _ Radiohead …)

>>1154327
There are two yorkes inside you. One is creep. One is gay.


You are creppy gey

No. 1154473

>>1154327
thom yorke is evil unironically tho

No. 1154583

>>1142665
So YOU'RE why my phone offered to translate the page from French! You croissant munching bitch!
Just kidding, nonny, ilu. But I have no idea what you said.

No. 1154617

>>1154426
One is creep, one is weirdo
What the hell are they doing here?

No. 1154618

>>1154617
They don’t belong

No. 1154661

>>1154085
I'm still a noobie

No. 1154798

>>1154473
Please explain.

No. 1154882

>>1154052
What do I do if I’d kiss his bald head?

No. 1154914

File: 1651234246189.png (15.16 KB, 810x168, Tammy Nadine.png)

An email from the Shayna thread for the nonnie who collects them

No. 1155210

File: 1651250590767.jpg (32.8 KB, 908x236, 1645686556544.jpg)

>>1154914
Thank you

No. 1155214

>>1154914
What is that anon doing with them? Is she just collecting them or eventually gonna compile them? Is it gonna be like a Christmas gift where at the end of the year she gifts us a picture of all of the emails?

Speaking of Christmas, why didn't we get snowflakes on our screen last year?

No. 1155224

>>1155214
I don't know who else collects them, I only have two, but I do like them just to have. I also have a picture of that one troon that posted here and a picture of the girl who worked with alpacas. Just to have. My little treasures.

No. 1155235

Fucking whyyyyyyyy

No. 1155236

>>1154798
He left his wife once she developed cancer

No. 1155310

>>1155236
Nayrt but of course he fucking did! I truly believed it was amicable as it was reported at the time. Serves me right for believing not all men are monsters. She died shortly after their separation too and of course it’s his new partner that saved him.
> “When the kids’ mum died (…)”
The way men discuss women they supposedly loved is just enraging.

No. 1155334

>>1155224
i love your brain so much

No. 1155362

File: 1651258272834.webm (4.07 MB, 360x640, 3098457-473c39fbf56c2ed7be7d24…)


No. 1155365

>>1155362
Holy shit Shining girl did Facade cosplay. Any time I see her all I hear is
LOCO
MANIAC
SICK BITCH
PSYCHOPATH YEAH
IM GONNA SHOW YOU
IM GONNA SHOW YOU

No. 1155374

>>1155362
That is a really good cosplay actually

No. 1155379

>>1155365
>>1155374
ayrt, I know right?? I love this so much lol

No. 1155380

>>1155362
is this female shinji

No. 1155389

File: 1651260612581.png (102.12 KB, 400x400, grace.png)

>>1155380
Excuse you?

No. 1155390

>>1155380
Bitch that's GRACE

No. 1155394

File: 1651260802598.png (473.36 KB, 536x484, melon.PNG)


No. 1155407

>>1155389
Wasn't grace cheating on her Husbando? Is it possible to salvage their relationship?

No. 1155412

>>1155407
They were both cheating on each other iirc. Johnny and Amber can eat their hearts out, this was the original messy couple

No. 1155413

>>1155407
They both cheated on eachother. Trip was a stupid pissy faggot that didn't like that his wife painted so I can understand where she's coming from.

No. 1155416

>>1155412
Oo spill the tea. I used to watch this game playthrough when I was a kid so I can't remember much.

No. 1155428

>>1155389
ellen page?

No. 1155506

>>1154583
LMAO mine did too and I had no idea why! Amazing

No. 1155561

File: 1651269778307.jpg (706 KB, 1280x1536, B612_20220429_170053_342.jpg)

This is a virtual incantation

inhale

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No. 1155584

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>>1155394
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE WITH THAT

>>1155413
I wish people would mod this game and add more conversations/insane shit to it. Are there any similar text based games like this?

No. 1155588

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>>1155362
kek i remember this. i could talk about this game for hours. this girl is a legend
>>1155584
ikr. i remember when you could replace the jpgs of the items in their house but no one got around to actually modding it.

No. 1155590

>>1155362
damn, such a cringe
it's hard to watch

No. 1155593

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dang the gangs all here

No. 1155595

>>1155593
I want one so bad. Fucking coeliac cockblocking gluten disease.

No. 1155599

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>>1155588
Joel from Vinesauce streams it yearly on New Years and does corruptions, but the conversations and directions the game can go are still limited, it was made in 2005. Its gives me big The Room vibes.

No. 1155645

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>>1155599
damn nonna, he's still doing those?? that's fantastic news. thank you

No. 1155880

BUUURN MY BREEEEEAD
I've been friggin' changing rocks 'till I see the sawlight again

No. 1155885

>>1155880
Just listened to this banger.

No. 1156033

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No. 1156044

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Bunny piloting spider mecha legs

No. 1156049

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Anyone else wants to wear a bog body like a sweater?

No. 1156050

>>1156033
i hate you guys continually posting this pic. some of us already experience this guy enough irl, please god, get them out of our faces. the swedes are so lucky

No. 1156051

>>1156049
do you sincerely?

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No. 1156056

>>1156049
I love unhinged women, do it queen

No. 1156089

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You lying turd

No. 1156110

>>1156049
I literally gasped, well done.

No. 1156114

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mfw

No. 1156125

>>1156114
Fucking gross

No. 1156131

>>1156114
The nipples????

No. 1156136

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No. 1156166

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1156175

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hay agentes federales acerca de mi casa

No. 1156178

>>1156166
for cat nonas reading these flowers will kill your cat

No. 1156179

>>1156166
GROSS! Too small, put it back. eugh.

No. 1156188

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No. 1156209

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So you're gonna scroll by without saying howdy

No. 1156211

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>>1156209
meowdy

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No. 1156220

>>1155590
You just don't get it.
>>1156049
New OC idea, thank you.

No. 1156224

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>>1156209
well howdy to ya poidna'h!

No. 1156226

>>1155362
I loved flirting with her in the game, trip would get so mad kek

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No. 1156249

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>>1156243
MWWWAH

No. 1156254

>>1156247
I just know he saw a woman making this same joke and then convinced himself he came up with it instead

No. 1156267

anyone wanna… wrestle? no kissing!

No. 1156271

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Not replying to anything and no picture attached. Truly no contribution. Well done.

No. 1156272

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>>1156262
same, mommas and kitties are the best!

No. 1156275

>>1156267
You said nothing about tickling

No. 1156280

>>1156267
What about tender gazing?

No. 1156285

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>>1156267
REAL WRASSLIN'

No. 1156319

>>1156271
It was replying to the OP pic. Duh

No. 1156369

WEEOWOOO
WEEEOEOOWOO
WEEWOWOOOOO

No. 1156380

>>1155599
This is funnier to me than it should be

No. 1156409

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trannies back at it again

No. 1156424

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>>1156409
ohtani

No. 1156455

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Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama

No. 1156461

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>>1156380
Video game corruptions are so funny

No. 1156464

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>>1156285

nonnie if you're the one posting south park images in various threads I just wanna say I love you. thanks

No. 1156469

>>1156464
I thank noonie too

No. 1156484

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>>1156464
>>1156469
love you too nonas

No. 1156489

One of the greatest scenes

No. 1156580

>>1156489
fucking LOVE the mighty boosh thank you anon

No. 1156794


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No. 1157012

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>>1156484

nonas, we need a South Park thread in /m/

No. 1157099

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>>1157012
I'd spam it with Cartman gifs.

No. 1157209

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>>1157012
agreed!!

No. 1157303

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to do list for today
>troll the janitor
>fuck the janitor

No. 1157305

>>1157012
Us ordinary South Park fans will have to learn to coexist with fujos.

No. 1157307

>>1157303
I love her… the whole movie I was swooning, she's so effortlessly gorgeous.

No. 1157314

>>1157303
the lolcor copypasta makes me think me of this song

No. 1157451

>>1157314
i wish i was as cool as Su Tissue

No. 1157599

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>>1157099

please do. i'll spam Butters (and that KAERU DAISUKI DAIYO video)

>>1157209
>>1157305

i don't mind the fujos if they keep the sperging minimal, because the amount of SP fandom shit is out of this galaxy. i just want a place to talk about it (haven't watched season 25, blocked in Canada lol)

No. 1157692

you guys remember this shit? I do
I'll never forget
this will haunt me
forever
and
ever

https://sshgreview.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/bloodcult-of-freud-tyger-tyger.pdf

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No. 1157713

>>1157711
I have seen this show a million billion times and yet it never ceases to be hilarious

No. 1157716

>>1157713
I am so blessed to have the dvd box of this shit show

No. 1157732

>>1156489
>>1156794
>>1157711
>>1157713
>>1157716
humbly requesting an episode or two of this for movie night(s) soon, it's been a long time and youtube clips are whetting my whistle (and yours nonitas I'm sure)

No. 1157736

>>1157732
What episodes would you say are the best to introduce unsuspecting nonnies to.

No. 1157738

>>1157713
fossil and howard are the best parts of TMB

No. 1157743

>>1157736
>>1157738
Hitcher!!!! LET HIM PUT THEM IN THE PICTUREEE

No. 1157828

>I've been referred to your post by a concerned femanon. I am an expert on male sexuality
Autistic and gay, we have been doubly blessed

No. 1157833

>>1157828
and there it is loooool >>>/meta/31922

No. 1157834

>>1157833
mask off moment. what a tremendous fag. no idea how he can continue to type with so many dicks in his hands and mouth

No. 1157884

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>>1157736
I think the nonnies would appreciate Old Gregg

No. 1158066

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MENTION MY SLIT ONE MORE TIME

No. 1158085

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Something about The Sims is very, very wrong. I've been obsessed since I was a kid and love it very much but it's wrong. It's wrong and bad, I can't tell you why but it is. It should be 16+ or 18+. The Sims games are the most important and significant games in history. They have to be some kind of experiment.

No. 1158105

>>1158085
When I was a kid playing this game, I'd make my character marry men and kill them in different ways so I could have different colored ghosts. At some point a science facility(?) requested some ashes because they must've seen how many had died and resurrected the dude from his ashes(?). Then I killed him again.

No. 1158107

>>1158105
So yes I agree it should've probably been 13+ at least kek. I don't think people over those ages would enjoy the game tho.

No. 1158109

>>1158085
Maybe the alien forced impregnation? It's pretty dark, though done with humour.
The part where he rubs his butt and comes to a terrible realization lol

No. 1158113

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>>1158066
GENITAL SLIT

No. 1158120

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>>1158105
You’re such a weirdo, I just used to play and make sure my sim took great care of her pets as she gained a bunch of money to decorate her house with fancy shit. Couldn’t you leave the killing a bunch of men thing behind? I get imagining your characters killing people left and right as a toddler, but if you’re older than that just seek help xoxo

No. 1158125

>>1158105
I was like 7 and couldn't figure out how to get my sims inside the house or buy furniture. So I'd always make a family of 8, have them socialize and shit then they'd all die within a few days. I thought that was how the game worked. Sleeping on the ground, pissing on the grass and watching your toddlers die of starvation. Everything is fine. I was always annoyed when they were all dead and I had to start all over again.

After a few months of playing I finally got them in a house. I was too low IQ to keep up with their needs so the house would always be full of piss puddles, shitty diapers, spoiled food and the house kept burning down.

No. 1158150

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>>1158150
Nyagami

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>>1158066
KirDedede Anon was such a blessing, I hope she's doing alright and found a friend to talk about her odd fascination about a penguin and pink circle smooching.

No. 1158425

I want the thumbnail of this as a poster for my wall

No. 1158527

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PARTON ME UM DO YOU WORK HERE UM I NEED UM I NEED A A (ITS FOR YOU) A UH GOOD DAY (SMILEY EMOJI)

No. 1158553

>>1158425
western radfems continue to be the most cringe feminists on the planet

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>>1158553
sneezes directly into your mouth

now you finish that and think about making a less retarded post next time

No. 1158611

>>1158605
western radfems have never accomplished anything for womankind, that is a fact

No. 1158621

>>1158605
At least it is in the right place kek.

No. 1158626

>>1158605
Now make him dance.

No. 1158637

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No. 1158687

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>>1158611
i just came here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

No. 1158699

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>>1158699
I choose to believe that Elaine contacted Kaitlyn Tiffany and that we're going to get something truly wonderful.

No. 1158735

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No. 1158742

snow patrol - chasing cars - lays on back weirdly and shows shoes in important shots - last shot shows shoes on floor but doesn't reveal feet in final shot?

No. 1158744

>>1158605
Am I the only one who thinks its kinda hot

No. 1158746

>>1158744
Nah lots of anons think physically bullying men is hot

No. 1158747

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No. 1158749

>>1158735
I hate that I could immediately tell what this is

No. 1158764

>>1158749
dude is that the fucking asian furry lmfaooo

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>>1158747
doxed your name is April May Sugarjones of Humbledrum, Michigan 19582

You should be more careful in the future, Mrs. Sugarjones. Wouldn't want your kids to know about this.

No. 1158851

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>>1158765
>>1158766
>>1158767
IMVU used to be so fucking cool

No. 1158864

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>>1158851
MSP was better, both would take down Stardoll in a fight though

No. 1158887

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>>1158864
>MSP was better
babe..are you like 15?

No. 1159002

>>1158987
Bet you didn't like Wiz101 too because you were too cool for kids games. You're just jealous because you'll never be as cool and beautiful as Pixi Star.

No. 1159004

>>1159002
cool kids only played habbo

No. 1159026

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Bumpidy bump

No. 1159027

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>>1159026
you coming?

No. 1159087

THE GENITAL SLIT IS WHERE THE GENITALS SLEEP

No. 1159123

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run faster than my bucket

No. 1159394

>>1159393
like

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No. 1159398

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>>1159393
like

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>>1159397
Casa nonita, casa nonita

No. 1159432

>>1159406
please tell me that “Jimmy Saville anon” doesn’t mean what I think it means

No. 1159438

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>>1159406
I thought about her too when the Netflix documentary came out

No. 1159464

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>>1159404

oooffff noni i'm about to create the thread in /m/. i just need noniblessings from this fine thread.

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>>1159464
Do it nona!!!

No. 1159470

>>1159464
Please let this be a joke.

No. 1159479

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No. 1159491

>>1159406
>>1159438
she said she's over him now
>>>/g/254859

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>>1159393
Like.

No. 1159561

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is it October yet
I HOPE SO BECAUSE HE IS ON THE LOOSE!!!!! CURRENTLY AT LARGE!!

No. 1159711

Read my fucking email

No. 1159753

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No. 1160003

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Eating burnt kid cuisine in the corner of a wildebeest stampede simulator

No. 1160056

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160087

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rule #1 party all the time
rule #2 double yolk

No. 1160097

>>1160056
Wow, a shirt. And jeans.

No. 1160107

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160116

>>1160056
why do they all have toddler proportions

No. 1160117

>>1160107
The one in the middle got them boyega hips

No. 1160121

>>1160107
I bet middle guy would give birth to many healthy babies.

No. 1160124

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160127

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160131

>>1160124
That was back when men actually had to do physical labor, walk everywhere, didn't have access to many refined sugars and typically died before the age of 30 though nonny. Just imagine the fat balding scrotes of today wearing nice clothes like that, it would only further accentuate how lacking they are

No. 1160132

>>1160131
I don’t see the issue all we have to do is force men into manual labor again and kill them once they turn 30? simple solutions really

No. 1160134

>>1160117
that's where he keeps his youthful optimism

No. 1160135

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160149

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160153

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can scrotes please start dressing like this again god it was so cute

No. 1160164

>>1160131
>died before 30
Retarded meme, that never happened

No. 1160178

>>1160164
well it should’ve

No. 1160289

>>1160178
You have a point there

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No. 1160638

>>1160615
DELIVER US
TO THE PROMISED LAND

No. 1160652

>>1160615
I think the biggest reason the average was so low in the olden days was due to higher rates of infant mortality along with other factors of not being able to get proper medical care, men who were rich still lived for a bit longer

No. 1161083

>>1159561
Holy krap when I tell you, when I saw it I shit brix

No. 1162025

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>those ugly betaloned scrote hands typing posts here
My day has been ruined.

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oh no no no the XY chromosoids are going to be extinct soon oh no n o no no
noooo no no W H E E Z E

No. 1162239

>>1160056
thats literally every fucking scrote out there

No. 1162240

>>1160615
imagine being 30 all the scrotes are dead and only stacies remain

No. 1162241

>>1162223
KEKKK
Where did u get this video tho

No. 1162255

>>1160615
We need this, but women live for longer.

No. 1162346

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
PLEASE FOLLOW ME

No. 1162356

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going through an orca special interest phase. I love them. they're so cool. they're very smart. they have different dialects depending on what region of the world they're in. they are matriarchal. reply with your favorite cetacean. I enjoy them all.

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>>1162356
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and you swim so free

No. 1162373

>>1162371
i don't like that gif. you're not supposed to press on their heads. i love international childhood superstar Raffi though.

No. 1162394

>>1162371
wtf I thought their heads would be hard
today is not a very animal friendly day for lolcow

No. 1162412

File: 1651625386234.jpg (182.85 KB, 898x416, Screenshot_20220503-204913_Fir…)

>>1162356
Tell us more about orcas, nonny!

They aren't really whales, but I love whale sharks. They are cute and cool.

No. 1162416

File: 1651625528606.jpg (200.41 KB, 907x665, Screenshot_20220503-205146_Fir…)

>>1162371
Omg it's called a melon.

No. 1162420

>>1162412
whale sharks are good people. i think i'd have to go with humpbacks purely because i've seen so many videos of them protecting people for no reason. they absolutely don't have to but you can tell they are aware of their size and ability to hurt humans or boats. they're so sweet.

No. 1162422

>>1162373
I'm gonna press on your head when your a baby yeah I'm gonna travel back in time and squish that soft spot

No. 1162427

>>1162371
>>1162373
>>1162394
>>1162416
ive heard conflicting accounts that its ok to press the melon, obv you might be causing them harm but when touched the belugas seem to press into it? i feel like its one of those things that feels weird and foreign to them. i have heard similar cases that sharks either like to be pat on the nose or its dangerous so idk

No. 1162448

File: 1651627803288.jpg (54.07 KB, 564x537, Tumblr_l_76958699690224.jpg)

Tv in the poop room, y/n?

No. 1162452

>>1162448
N. Get in, get out. Your legs are gonna fall off.

No. 1162456

File: 1651628418887.jpg (353.16 KB, 600x724, 20121221-catster-morning-cat-w…)

>>1162422
Squishy squishy squishy

No. 1162457


No. 1162459

File: 1651628526733.jpg (174.46 KB, 655x562, 20191030_232913.jpg)

Nonnies, I've had this saved on my phone for years. It's from a local newspaper and it makes me laugh so hard.

No. 1162460

File: 1651628594128.jpg (231.3 KB, 1280x1920, Tumblr_l_43017811923953.jpg)

>>1162452
Sometimes I stay on the toilet so long, new pee starts to trickle out. Not from the last pee session but new pee hittin the bladder from that Dasani I drank 40 minutes ago. When this happens, pure unobstructed uninhibited fresh trickle pissing, it feels fucking amazing. I think research should be down on this, also fuck Freud.

No. 1162462

>>1162460
Pure efficiency.

No. 1162467

>>1162460
Disgusting, despicable, also you're lying fresh piss never feels good it's always a painful little squirt and then my bladder twitches. Fuck you.

No. 1162548

File: 1651634222676.gif (1.47 MB, 480x270, 33F1437A-1DAB-49AF-B61D-2DC80F…)


No. 1162560

lowkey i cant wait to be old and hot and just see how young guys hit on older women. my mom gets hit on alllllllll the time from younger guys and had a cute bf closer to my age than hers by far and he was the sweetest guy she has known. but it's my mission just to see, just to prove the faggots wrong

No. 1162614

>>1162459
Kek i love it

No. 1162741

i can't stop calling my cat booba, that's not his name

No. 1162767

>>1162741
I literally make up a new name for my dog every week

No. 1162942

losing my mind over this video

No. 1162954

File: 1651646408101.jpg (175.22 KB, 2048x1536, 20220504_083715.jpg)

I will do this to every woman hating fujocuck on this site!

No. 1162959

File: 1651646499200.jpeg (43.84 KB, 680x589, D145CAD1-D2D4-4455-B898-8288C1…)

>>1162954
Yeah, yeah, we know.

No. 1162961

>>1162954
Noot noot

No. 1162985

>>1162942
I put on my headphones to hear this better and now I'm dying. The Polish one is so intense.

No. 1163012

File: 1651648245263.png (73.48 KB, 300x225, 300px-Particle1.png)

Triangle tran, Triangle tran
Triangle tran hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle kills himself
Triangle tran

No. 1163023

File: 1651648496873.jpeg (121.92 KB, 500x500, AFAD0424-680B-48FD-981D-2579E3…)


No. 1163031

>>1162985
They didnt even try kek

No. 1163524

File: 1651669055398.jpeg (104.97 KB, 643x864, A53B9E7A-87AB-4BE9-8C8E-6D3AAD…)

collection of valid kaitlyn tiffany tweets. yes I am proud of them

No. 1163525

File: 1651669081375.png (1.2 MB, 1192x2380, 932BB9B1-A022-4E3B-AB41-23746D…)


No. 1164020

File: 1651686085495.jpg (118.99 KB, 750x491, Tumblr_l_47899577091723.jpg)


No. 1164028

>>1164020
I hate miso soup

No. 1164077

>>1164020
Miso soup? More like NOTso soup.

No. 1164105

>>1163524
I wish someone would put Kaitlyn Tiffany's face on the dogboy gif

No. 1164423

Nonnies out there are deepfaking Kaitlyn Tiffany onto K-pop boys and I don't think that's right. The punishment does not fit the sin.

No. 1164452

File: 1651696029977.webm (190.68 KB, 272x464, stacy_moment.webm)

Is there a church for misandry

No. 1164467

>>1164423
just goes to show the difference between men and women. Men would be sending death threats and rape threats and deepfaking the woman into porn.

Meanwhile nonnas are fighting for KT's hand in marriage and turning her into a KPOP star.

No. 1164470


No. 1164475

>>1164467
You get me. It's a wish made with love.

No. 1164534

File: 1651697722656.gif (1.56 MB, 480x270, 46387026-1181-4214-9424-65A8C8…)


No. 1164536

>>1164467
Right!

No. 1164537

>>1164452
this is the kind of girls on tiktok that claim to be "femcelcore" kek

No. 1164540

>>1164534
oh my god she just looks like a kpop boy

No. 1164542

File: 1651697973209.png (160.18 KB, 896x573, i-love-you-clipart-i-love-you-…)

>>1164534
She is beautiful!! I will cherish this gift for all eternity

No. 1164555


No. 1164573

Imagine being a journalist coming across a random image board whilst looking for info on femcels and then have your face deepfaked onto a gif of a kpop idol doing a retarded dog panting pose

No. 1164576

>>1164534
she looks so cute

(she should never cut her hair that way though, not flattering)

No. 1164580

>>1164534
oh my god it's so much cuter than the original. this is amazing. this meme is finally tolerable for once

No. 1164583

>>1164573
I'm gonna be so disappointed if her article claims lc was terribly harassing towards her, getting deepfaked onto a dancing kpop boy is pretty tame as far as things go.

Really hope no one emailed her gore or death threats or anything though.

>>1164580
Think we are primed to find this type of cutesy acting less weird when a girl does it. The Putin edit was the creepiest.

No. 1164592

>>1164583
Tbh idk about other nonnies but the way we’ve treated the incident has led me to feel a sort of love for her and I even developed a small crush, Kaitlyn Tiffany if you’re reading this let me fix you we would be so good together please give me a chance

No. 1164598

>>1164534
Our femcel queen is cuter than the kpoopoe.

No. 1164618

I agree with everyone, she's much cuter than local dog kpop boy

>>1164576
She would look good with a Magdalene Berns-esque haircut though

No. 1164640

>>1164618
in one pic nonas found of her she did have a haircut like that once. She just sort of has a thin, smallish face where too much volume on the top looks unflattering.

This same meme with Putin didn't look good but he has a broader face with stronger bone structure. so the hair didn't look overwhelming on him.

No. 1164670

>>1164640
nah. she looks cute as hell in that pic wym >>1152599

No. 1164681

File: 1651700263718.png (163.38 KB, 371x568, coolest kenshiro.png)

>>1164573
Kaitlyn Tiffany is NOT a femcel. She is a sex haver with her legally wedded husbando Kenshiro.

No. 1164689

>>1164681
>>1164573
sorry didn't mean to quote

No. 1164727

kaitlyn? more like BAITlyn

No. 1164738

File: 1651701447223.jpg (51.44 KB, 720x612, 1651688962418.jpg)

Orang.

No. 1164747

File: 1651701609234.jpeg (451.05 KB, 1640x1202, 7F0995F8-BF61-440F-86AC-0C66CE…)

Oh hell nawl I’ve just been told Bob Saggot died(cringe)

No. 1164795

>>1164747
Why did anon get banned

No. 1164798

>>1164795
Emoji usage

No. 1165493

File: 1651746714260.jpg (497.46 KB, 1280x1461, tumblr_81319a9632f37659bde70c8…)

Very special prize for the noninis who understand what picrel represents and can recognize everyone featured

No. 1165519

>>1165493
The Very Special Prize is going up against the wall.

No. 1166233

File: 1651776051424.jpg (112.45 KB, 615x820, PAY-Kit-Kardashian.jpg)

I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfuckin club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh
Haha, haha, rrrrrrr
Yeah, I got a big fat ass

No. 1166272


No. 1166790

File: 1651789087864.gif (2.94 MB, 340x255, roulade.gif)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhh
Wwwrestling nonnaaas lets pant wrestle fuck lets sees who win
We more we are le more fun
Goddman fucking pant hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

No. 1166861

File: 1651790217895.jpg (7.55 KB, 275x206, 1646332780464.jpg)

WOOF WOOF GRRRR…..grrrr….GRRRRR SNARL BBARK BRK BARK GUNGÅGINGA

No. 1166921

>>1166790
Who won?

No. 1167072

File: 1651802796683.jpg (93.86 KB, 640x1436, 8479327498327408.jpg)


No. 1167076

>>1167072
the micro plastic
the psychological damage

No. 1167142

>>1167072
Mastermind moment

No. 1167151

>>1167072
Reminds me when my cousin's wife gave all of us hand soaps in the shape of a baby's hand as part of her baby shower goodie bag. I kept hiding them around my parents room. Kek.

No. 1167152

>>1167072
I did this in my last semester of high school, except they were plastic frogs and it unintentionally caused an elaborate investigation as to who was planting them. I was a friendless loser so no one really asked me but it was fun to observe people find them. The students were gonna use the security cameras in the end to see who did it but luckily the old guy in charge of that told them to piss off.

No. 1167155

>>1167152
your classmates were such funsuckers. did they think it was a creep who did it, or they just wanted to nail someone for something fun?

No. 1167161

>>1167155
It was a small school so they were perplexed how someone was planting frogs without being noticed. I was very sneaky. I think they enjoyed the investigation but I felt like if they found out it was me they wouldn't have as fond of a memory of it and would think I was weird. So I wanted it to stay a mystery. The best one was when the teacher rolled down the projector screen and a few frogs fell out. Eventually she started keeping them all over her desk. On the last day of school I dumped the remaining frogs in a space behind the lockers so in 100 years I'm sure some workers will find them and think "wtf why are there frogs"

No. 1167227

>>1167072
Based Stacy

No. 1167404

File: 1651824523824.gif (2.77 MB, 306x236, giphy.gif)

>>1166921
YOUUUUUUUUUU

No. 1167435

>>1167152
Kek you’re amazing nona

No. 1168035

>>1167404
kek anon this gif makes me laugh so hard every time I see it thank you

No. 1168384


No. 1168406

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wweeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooooooooooooo PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1168567

Mama mia
papa pia
baby got the
diarrrrrrrhheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa
(0:35)

No. 1168757

>>1168567
Here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrrbrbrbr
aeiou

No. 1168804

File: 1651868155001.jpg (94.67 KB, 650x800, Screenshot-20220425-193253-Fac…)

sorry

No. 1168825

File: 1651868471730.jpg (144.57 KB, 894x377, Tumblr_l_234911615008199.jpg)

Well?

No. 1168843

>>1167151
>hand soaps in the shape of a baby's hand

I'd put it in my gooch so it looks like a baby is coming out fist first then text that to my ex with a surprised emoji

No. 1168916

>>1168804
Ew who willingly lets that many moids cum in them

No. 1168921

>>1168804
very funny, I give it 100 likes and 50 reposts

No. 1168923

>>1168921
I'm very serious btw it ain't sarcasm

No. 1168928

>>1168916
Who lets men cum periodt

No. 1168936

>>1168916
I always hope this is trolling

No. 1168943

>>1168928
tru tru

No. 1168953

File: 1651869786345.png (542.45 KB, 651x370, bow.PNG)

>>1168936
I hope this is bowling

No. 1168971


No. 1169029

File: 1651870707669.gif (565.15 KB, 217x200, D59ABBF3-C1C5-46BE-BC40-BB5B94…)


No. 1169055

>>1168971
tranny post

No. 1169059

my unsaged posts bring all the nonnies to the yard and they're like
sage your shit retard
and I'm like
I'm schizoposting on your board
I could ban you but they won't let me mod

No. 1169060

File: 1651871074984.jpg (672.19 KB, 680x1020, Rudolph-Cheese-Ball-7.jpg)

Would you eat him. I would

No. 1169073

File: 1651871295666.jpg (22.74 KB, 200x200, 631485656ff668d_169946fe_250.j…)

>>1169059
ah sweet poetry

No. 1169075

>>1169060
What the fuck is with you carnivores how can you look at him and seriously still entertain consuming him? Do animals not suffer the same as man? Do you position yourself above the natural order? We were not meant for this. Assess your treatment of your quadruped brothers and sisters.

No. 1169077


No. 1169082

>>1169059
BAAAAITING IN THE THREAD
THESE BANS THEY WILL NOT APPEAAAAL

No. 1169083


No. 1169235

File: 1651873382158.png (14.68 KB, 73x92, 8051-rapheal.png)

>>1169082
TONIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME
I FEEL ALIiiiiIIIIiiiIiiiIiiIVE
AND /OT/
I'LL SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN, YEAH
I'M SPAMMIN AROUND IN ECSTASY
SO, (DON'T STOP ME NOW)
(DON'T STOP ME)
'CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME

I'M A SCHIZOFAG WEAVING THROUGH THE BANS
LIKE TROON TITS DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY
I'M A TURBOSPED PASSING BY LIKE LADY GODIVA
I'M GONNA TROLL, TROLL, TROLL
THERE'S NO STOPPING MEEEEE

I'M BURNIN' THROUGH THE BANS, YEAH
200 TO GO
THAT'S WHY THEY THINK IM A MOID FULL OF SPITE
I'M SPERGING AT THE SPEED OF LIIIIIIIIGHT
I WANNA PUT SUPERSONIC BAN ONTO YOU
I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVING A BALL
(DON'T STOP ME NOW)
IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME RED TEXT
JUST GIVE ME A CALL
(DON'T STOP ME NOW)
'CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME
(DON'T STOP ME NOW)
YES, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
I DON'T WANT TO STOP AT AAAAAAAAALL

YEAH, I'M A SHAYNAFAG ON MY WAY TO /SNOW/
ON A COLLISION COURSE
I AM A BLOGPOSTER
I'M OUT OF CONTROL
I AM A SHITPOST MACHINE READY TO RELOAD
LIKE AN ATOM BOMB ABOUT TO
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, EXPLODE

I'M BURNIN' THROUGH VPNS, YEAH
TWO HUNDRED AND THREE
THAT'S HOW I KNOW IM DOIN IT RIIIIIIIIIIGHT
I'M DRIVERFAGGING AT THE SPEED OF LIIIIIIIGHT
I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC FOOL OUT OF YOOOOOOU

DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
DON'T STOP ME, HEY, HEY, HEY
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
OOH, OOH, OOH, I LIKE IT
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
IM A SAMEFAG, SAMEFAG
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME, AH

LET LOOSE, NONNIE, ALL RIGHT!

OH, I'M NEARING THE POST LIMIT, YEAH
1199
THAT'S WHY THEY COMPLAIN IN /META/ ALL THE TIIIIIIIME
I'M FLOODING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I WANNA MAKE A FUNNY LITTLE ALOG OUT OF YOOOOOU

No. 1169246

>>1169073
What's lean?

No. 1169272

>>1169246
>Lean, also known as purple drank, purp, or oil, and several other names, is a recreational drug beverage, prepared by mixing prescription strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with a soft drink.

No. 1169285

>>1169272
Oh okay

No. 1169305

sparkles and champagne… vipmysection royaltylooking sexy you know that be my bae…

No. 1169340


No. 1169441

>>1169055
>>1169029
Lol jk I'm a virgin

No. 1169457

File: 1651876420137.jpeg (203.2 KB, 870x1300, F5B2CC5A-6179-4A67-9565-83595B…)

>>1168953
I hope this is rolling

No. 1169481

File: 1651876901380.gif (245.69 KB, 480x480, giphy.gif)

>>1169441
No you're a ghost
I can feel it




GHOST OF LOLCOR PAST

No. 1169499

I’m old as fuck I’ve been here since I was underaged aka the warosu days. I don’t post here daily tho just periodically to sperg and vent, but seeing old fuckers like me who post here once a week at least on end…off yourself and get some friends.

No. 1169501

>>1169499
How do you make friends after you've offed yourself

No. 1169514

>>1169499
>periodically, vague intentionally
>once a week is bad
Let them shit talk, nona. If you think posting here at your age is cringe then maybe the problem is just you and your judgements. We tend to have fun here and fun isn't reserved just for the teens and early twenty somethings.

No. 1169515

>>1169501
E-off yourself* and then get some friends.

No. 1169527

>>1169514
Even as a teen I hated to waste my time on imageboard. Now as a 26 year old, I absolutely feel guilty. I truly pray to not even lurk here as a 30+ year old. No way I’m here forever.

No. 1169562

File: 1651879424129.gif (180.18 KB, 320x206, B647002B-4004-475A-B19E-FA1993…)


No. 1169569

File: 1651879990377.gif (1.07 MB, 498x286, 02a.gif)

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin keep rollin rollin rollin rollin keep rollin rollin rollin rollin keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

No. 1169578

bumping xy chromosome has breached quarantine

No. 1169778

File: 1651892263385.jpg (44.95 KB, 564x752, 1650735176565.jpg)

>>1169499
>>1169527
>implying you can't shitpost and have friends at the same time
also 26 isn't old and you're free to leave whenever you want

No. 1169782

test

No. 1169783

>>1169499
hi mom can you get off the computer already and make us dinner we’re starving

No. 1169785

>>1169783
Tell mom I want tendies and a strawberry milkshake, right meow!

No. 1169871

File: 1651899110448.gif (211.92 KB, 400x264, king-of.gif)

I know Peggy means well, but it just makes me giggle.

No. 1170404


No. 1170420

File: 1651926790386.jpg (85.71 KB, 720x540, 1531432455100.jpg)


No. 1171178

File: 1651971909583.jpeg (144.84 KB, 1514x780, CF7285B7-6B99-40DE-8752-F46D5E…)

>swims by you voluptuously, blubber a-rippling

No. 1171663

File: 1652011754305.gif (824.18 KB, 500x280, 213B0531-55C8-46D5-954A-240027…)

[x] reporting [x]fags

No. 1171677

File: 1652013981179.jpg (57.93 KB, 1280x960, Helicoprion. Photo James St. J…)

So, apparently something like this used to exist on our planet:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicoprion

No. 1171688

>>1171677
No way, that's literally a can opener

No. 1171691

>>1171677
>used to
Good.

No. 1171700

>>1171677
Seems counterintuitive

No. 1171803

>>1171700
Back in the day it was enough to get by. You had to compete with other loser species, so it wasn't as bad as now. The evolutionary arms race of the world has gradually made every species a meta turneyfag and I think that's a terrible, terrible shame. I miss when most things were tubular. If God had a physical form, it would be tubular and that's just a fact.

No. 1171807

>>1171803
Don't even get me started on spiral shell molluscs. Bunch a faggots.

No. 1172557

File: 1652056325932.png (8.26 KB, 490x80, Screenshot 2022-05-08 at 18-22…)


No. 1172569

>>1172557
50 cent is sobbing right now.

No. 1172646

File: 1652063599317.jpg (844.02 KB, 2000x1333, image.jpg)

Have you all seen what Fred Durst looks like nowadays? I need everyone to know this is him.

No. 1172653

>>1172646
he looks like a gay porno colonel sanders

No. 1172660

Aeeeaeeeeeeaaaaaaaaeeeeeeee!!!!!!

No. 1172758

Gay peepee poopoo nyaaa

No. 1172760

hello! @everyone online on lolcow please watch this and tell me how you feel afterwards thanks

No. 1172813

File: 1652080399420.jpeg (125.83 KB, 1500x1500, E87C543E-4118-46B9-9A7A-4E8D20…)

don’t scroll

No. 1172814

File: 1652080407459.jpeg (99.02 KB, 1124x1555, 690269D9-48ED-485F-98AD-94B5A9…)


No. 1172817

File: 1652080447931.jpeg (596.71 KB, 1536x2048, 8222398D-AA00-4070-80D4-5701BE…)


No. 1172820

>>1172817
oh nell naw hank banking on the minerals

No. 1172824

File: 1652080703827.jpeg (55.95 KB, 564x705, D5C6A0AD-A041-4C42-8755-784E1D…)

CP in snow and the front page

No. 1172825

File: 1652080743670.jpeg (181.35 KB, 750x1000, B29ED304-425C-4EE4-9BFC-E9F204…)


No. 1172827

>>1172824
DONT SCROLL I HATE MEN I HATE MEN I HATE MEN

No. 1172830

File: 1652080879175.jpeg (40.25 KB, 720x408, 8CFF7738-A79D-4703-9BEE-DB718F…)

Bump don’t scroll

No. 1172835

File: 1652080982617.jpeg (165.29 KB, 705x900, 2AE7D21C-9DAA-4F1D-85FC-0373EC…)

bump

No. 1172848

File: 1652081143860.jpeg (81.58 KB, 528x421, C2590FE2-C3BB-4250-89D1-13AD42…)

>>1172835
dont scroll

No. 1172851

File: 1652081197452.png (920.62 KB, 984x900, C6824714-878E-4033-839B-275EEB…)

Bump KAM

No. 1172859

My hatred against scrote has doubled today

No. 1172860

File: 1652081297716.jpeg (56.39 KB, 502x607, 493E29F1-4132-4A2A-9835-17BFE3…)

>>1172851
again KAM

No. 1172862

>>1172851
bismillah

No. 1172863

>>1172859
yours and mine sister, yours and mine

No. 1172874

>>1172862
Bismillah isn’t an amen equivalent anon, just say amen lol

No. 1172883

File: 1652081546966.jpeg (80.43 KB, 510x757, 4DAAAB40-7ACC-40FF-917E-FE5F37…)

Bump kill all paedophiles

No. 1172890

File: 1652081664720.jpeg (83.94 KB, 700x368, A2015723-C657-4A8C-BEEF-2A52ED…)

Bump kill all men especially the fat pedos with small dicks

No. 1172919

File: 1652082217188.jpeg (37.18 KB, 960x480, DD1D1FFA-8795-4A8B-8B50-EC3C25…)

KILL
ALL
MEN
KILL
ALL
MEN

No. 1172929

File: 1652082451947.jpeg (104.64 KB, 968x1072, DD785C85-5BAD-4C7A-9D94-12B53F…)


No. 1172930

Just how I like spending my mornings

No. 1172968

File: 1652083044569.jpeg (57.32 KB, 638x611, 1651410336678.jpeg)

bump be careful scrolling

No. 1172969

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No. 1172970

it’s okay nonnies this will wake them up

No. 1172981

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I'm confused, so it's sometimes a pedophile, posting his wankfolder and then sometimes a bot that's posting? Or maybe even the bot was also the pedo? And can we not somehow report him to the authorities or something? I mean who knows if he just posts these pics that he found online or he's the one raping these children?

No. 1172985

>>1172970
jopchan who is your sperm bias

No. 1172988

>>1172981
one of the pics had a water mark so i assume they’re not his, but yeah sometimes it’s a bot but maybe the bot is actually him who fucking knows all i know is that i hope he dies painfully

No. 1172992

File: 1652083408239.jpeg (70.34 KB, 770x700, 8BA8E42D-5396-4115-B1D4-125E55…)

>>1172985
obviously it’s kai

No. 1173001

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No. 1173005

File: 1652083539082.jpeg (176.77 KB, 1280x720, F3FD54CA-17F5-446C-8879-695F1E…)

Bump + all pedophiles deserve to be publicly stoned then hanged

No. 1173006

>>1172992
he’s such a manwhore though not like my precious twink baek

No. 1173009

>>1172992
Go back to your thread Ezra fag

No. 1173016

>>1173006
who
>>1173009
I’m not an ezrafag you retard and even if i was why does it matter when a literal fucking pedophile is raiding the site

No. 1173031

>>1173016
I love ezrafags idk why they're so nice.

No. 1173037

>>1173031
they make us look bad by thirsting for an abusive moid

No. 1173045

>>1173016
It was a joke cuz the moid you posted looks like him I'm joking anon plz forgive me
Anyway bump

No. 1173047

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No. 1173050

>>1173045
anon im so sorry your joke was funny i’m too caught up on the spamming to notice please forgive me instead i love you

No. 1173052

File: 1652084116836.jpeg (134.55 KB, 682x1024, 2FA14942-8BCD-45EC-A700-D0965D…)

>>1173016
picrel

No. 1173057

File: 1652084175609.jpeg (41.14 KB, 275x267, 7D507780-B3D9-4300-B6AC-88AE55…)

The fat ugly pedo scrote is sti posting pictures of himself sexually abusing a child and chiding us for being dumb whores. How does he justify being a pedo? He’s a subhuman who doesn’t deserve to live and the majority of the human race would enjoy killing him

No. 1173058

File: 1652084184486.jpeg (240.27 KB, 1500x1500, 2E281904-8003-44F2-AF16-4D67ED…)

buuuump

No. 1173097

File: 1652084628593.png (105.11 KB, 320x322, 2cd43b_5f099d303fb742dfb10d389…)

cat bump

No. 1173106

>>1173037
I hate the
>xyz women make us look bad
Argument. There's literally a pedo spamming abuse material but you're blaming some thirsty women for men's hatred for women instead.

No. 1173112

File: 1652084866364.gif (1.02 MB, 498x280, 88D2F0A1-0482-4E05-9B69-210FFF…)

rate my husbando

No. 1173117

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bump don’t scroll

No. 1173118

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No. 1173126

>>1173112
he’s ugly and from aot, double whammy

No. 1173150

>>1173126
only one of those statements is true

No. 1173151

>>1173106
yes i know anon im very aware but maybe thirsting for a man who has abused multiple women is also bad? multiple levels of bad things can coexist at once obviously i’m not blaming those nonnies more than ezra for being an abusive piece of shit but have one ounce of self awareness ffs

No. 1173153

>>1173150
oh shit he’s not from aot then? wow

No. 1173154

>>1173117
Omg cece I love you queen cece

No. 1173168

well since the jannies are fucking dead 😀😅😊😌😙😜😎😒🙁☹️😞🥸🤪😚😍😍😇😂😃😄🙂🤣🥰😋🤨🤩😔😣😖😟🥳🧐😛😘🙃🥲😁😆☺️😉😗😗😝🤓😏😕😕😫😩🥺😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😤😠😡🤬🤯😳🥵🥶😶‍🌫️😱😨😰😓😥🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲🥱😴🤤😪😮‍💨😵😵‍💫🤐🥴🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿👹👺🤡💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸😿😹😻😼😽🙀🤲🙌🙌✌️👍🤝✊🏻🖐✋🤙🦾👄🧠🫀🫀👧👩🏼👩🏼👨🏾👨🏾🧑🏻‍🦰👱🏾👨🏼‍🦳👱🏿‍♂️👨‍🦲👵🏻👴🏼👩‍🦳👨🏾🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️👮🏼👮‍♀️👷‍♀️🧓🏻👨🏻‍🍳🧑🏻‍💼👨🏽‍💻👨🏾‍🎨🧑🏻‍💼🤴🏽🧑🏻‍💼🤴🏽👰🏻👨🏻‍🔧🧑🏿‍🔬🧝‍♀️🙇🏼🧝‍♀️💁🏼‍♂️🧙🏻‍♀️🧝🏼‍♂️🧟🙅🏻‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🧟🤷‍♀️👩‍🦽🤷‍♀️🕺🕺🤷🌸⚡️🌾🪐🌸🌸🌾🦤🎄🦤🦃🦃🐇🐿🐁🐾🦝🦓🐋🦭🐡🐙🐬🦞🐊🦀🦧🐝🐝🦋🐣🐌🕸🦎🦅🦅🐔🐯🦁🙊🐻🐻‍❄️🙈🐵🙉🥯🍇🥕🍉🥒🍓🥯🍊🧇🍇🥭🥮🥮🍕🍫🍮🍣🍣🍮🎂🥫🫕🍿🫕🍯🍣🏉🥌🏐🎽🏉🥏🤿⛸🏐🏸🪃🎿🪃🎬🎬🎨🎬🥈🎗🥁🪗🎸🪕🚔🚔🚖🚨🚖🚡🚇🚆🗽✈️⛱🖲⏳💾💾💿💿💡💡🕯⏳💾🛢📞🔦💾🔫🧲🪙💷💰⚰️🗡🛢⚰️⚱️🪙🪜

No. 1173169

>>1173126
then where they from? You should like you would know I guess?

No. 1173170

I 🤳 warned you 👆 that 🙌 I ☝ wanted you 💕💼 a great 😍🆒 mod, 🤖😡 you 🏻👈 troll 👹 the 👏🕵 janitor and 🔝 you ❔ fuck 🍑 the janitor I 🐝 warned 🚫 you 🤖🙏 that I 💰 would 💯 return 💎💎 here 🍆😐 to 💦 LOLCOR by my 👨 next presence We're 👓 helpless 😫 Nothing ⛔🔫 comfortable You're 🌝 doing 😘 nothing You're not 🤜♂ doing 😛 anything 🌍 You're not ⚠ using 📤🏻 anything 🍆🏻 You're 👈❤ not using anything 😫 You hurt us you are 🔥 the worst 👹👹 than ☄🔺 you 👈 are the worst I want 😻👨 to 🥇 go home, 💛 and I want everything to 💰 be normal again, 🤤😡 and 🌰 it ❔💯 unleashes my hellish world, 🌍🌏 I still 🍺 feel like 🎅 I'm back ⬅ and 💦 there's ❌ nothing yet please 😖🙏 please 😍🙏 please please please 😩 please please PLE Correct the 🌃 eyesight I'm 👱 begging for you 👆😘 please 🙏🙏 give 🏿🤝 me 😍 GIVE US 👨 /M/ 🤤 BACK ⬅🛑 MODERATOS WHY 👩 DO YOU 😝🏻 LEAVE 😰💦 US HALF 😂😂 DONE 💯 WHAT 😦 IS THIS ⁉ JUST 👌🤣 REMOVE THE BOARD ♂♂ IF 🏿🤔 YOU CARE SO 💯💪 LITTLE 😖💦 YOU RUINED MY 🆒 VALENTINE'S 🌹💕 DAY ™😊 ALONE 🙀😤 AND 👏💦 YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY 🌞🕝 SINCE 👨 THEN 🕛😮 CORRECT ✅✅ YOUR 👉➡ MISTAKES 😵 AND 👏 RETSTORE /M/ 😀😭 TO 💦😄 ITS 🙅 GLORY 😇 ITS 🙅 NOT ⭕ RIGHT 👍 ITS 😫🤳 JUST 💞👌 NOT 🤷 RIGHT

No. 1173171

>>1173151
you can't police who women are attracted to, there's also the fact that most ezrafags know he is crazy and fucked up and don't support that, but they just find him handsome and wish he wasn't like that. I'd consider that pretty self-aware to find a man attractive but also not support or condone his actions

No. 1173177

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>>1173171
I see your point anon I guess let’s just agree to disagree, there’s bigger battles to fight right now

No. 1173180

>>1173151
Ezrafags are very sweet and supportive to other nonas and they actually seem to want to beat him up in various ways

No. 1173181

>>1173177
at this point I rather debate over pointless shit if drowns the other shit happing on this site

No. 1173187

>>1173180
This. Ezrafags are my favorite husbandofags.

No. 1173189

>>1173181
ok let’s keep going then if it helps
>>1173180
doesn’t mean moids won’t see that shit and use it against us, I can’t speak to their character as individuals but I think thirsting after a man that has actually caused harm to many real women is on par with true crime fangirls who thirst for school shooters and ted bundy, or at least one step away from it. from ezra’s look he’s one day away from killing multiple children in his chocolate factory

No. 1173190

>>1173187
I have a lot of respect for husbandofags in general.

No. 1173192

File: 1652086807739.jpeg (199.78 KB, 992x1240, 1ED0743C-C583-43A4-999A-E43AA1…)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS ⁉ JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1173193

>>1173190
i only respect 2D husbandofags, 3D moids are ugly and worthless

No. 1173194

File: 1652086843367.jpg (163.61 KB, 360x360, IMG_20200419_164951.jpg)

>>1173177
ur right nonnie, my apologies. manifesting death to the xy chromosome

No. 1173196

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>>1173193
>>1173190

I could never get into real men as like a fangirling. The most I ever liked was 2d characters even now I see men and I feel nothing if I don't know them.
I wanna be a fangirl sadge

No. 1173201

>>1173193
Husbandofagging is better than them going after scrotes irl, so I don't care if they're 2D or 3D

No. 1173202

File: 1652087043359.jpeg (94.98 KB, 736x1038, C4EF7C26-C739-4B84-B8E5-641CEE…)

>>1173196
but real men bad, 2d men could never hurt you

No. 1173203

>>1173202
>>1173196
all husbandofags are based, as long as it keeps you from simping for scrotes irl and getting hurt

No. 1173210

>>1173203
>>1173202
I simp for link from Zelda or Noctis from FF series

No. 1173214

File: 1652087553316.jpeg (254.1 KB, 749x937, 1E5E69EF-08EF-4CD5-988F-4CCB6A…)

>>1173210
based taste nonners

No. 1173215

>>1173193
>>1173196
>tfw used to be only a 2Dfag but turned to 3D
Just end me now. Though i wouldn't actually pursue it.

No. 1173221

File: 1652087832635.png (1.58 MB, 920x838, collaboration-clipart-group-ef…)

>>1173214
I need more designs like link, manly and cute is a hard combo to get right but this design slaps

>>1173215
Pursuing anything is fine within good taste

No. 1173225

>>1173221
Literally all of square enix boys lol

No. 1173246

File: 1652089075072.jpeg (127.69 KB, 749x867, 79435BD6-CDB4-4768-95DC-902915…)

>>1173225
they know what’s up

No. 1173260

vbv

No. 1173328

File: 1652093610899.jpg (201.16 KB, 1363x961, 35587-Red-Fox-cub-and-stuffed-…)

But which one is the real one?????????

No. 1173368

File: 1652095361256.jpg (260.15 KB, 1280x991, 1649977854485.jpg)

Bump

No. 1173377

File: 1652095636004.png (261.35 KB, 340x340, 1646360745494.png)


No. 1173384

Fuck you scrote, kill yourself

No. 1173451

File: 1652097408053.png (54.96 KB, 299x158, unknown.png)

YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF CAUSE YOU HAVE A COCK, YES YOU WILL!!!

No. 1173537

Next one to post itt is cursed with deep nasolabial folds

No. 1173778

>>1173187
Erzafags and driverfags and even carreyfags are my faves, shout out to the ones who like that Tarzan jungle himbo too idk his name

No. 1173944

>>1173451
I love this image it feels wrong but I love it

No. 1174192

File: 1652127333968.png (348.14 KB, 407x425, ezra.PNG)

Ezra is so hot nonnies

No. 1174201

>>1174192
Is that a morph of YandereDev/Alex?

No. 1174232

>>1174201
No idea what you're talking about

No. 1174236

File: 1652128507997.png (748.18 KB, 1021x665, magicicada.png)

fucking MAGIC CICADA praise the lord

No. 1174240

>>1174192
Damn Ezra lookin extrA tasty here

No. 1174277

I…hate…men
Do do dodododoto
I hate men
Dodo dododoto
I hate men
Dodo dododoto
I hate men

Kill…all…scrotes
Dodo dododoto
Kill all scrotes
Do do dodototo
Kill all scrotes
Dodo dododoto
Kill all scrotes

No. 1174314

>>1174277
but then who would you hate?

No. 1174315

Love it. I love women like you. I stalk my husband's ex-wife too. I am everything she was terrified he would leave her for. He didn't leave her for me like your bf did but it was only about 5 years after and she still lurks his stuff. Thankfully she's always been overweight with a frame that doesn't suit fat, homely looking, boring, normie & only entertained his hobbies so he would spend time with her and not his friends. She was just kind of faking her entire personality to be "the cool wife" and it was very transparent and kind of insulting to him so I have had nothing to be jealous of. She had kids and got married to some slime of a man after getting knocked up twice so he was locked in. Her desire immediately for children is what pushed my husband away in the first place. She so badly wanted him to be the father of her children and he wanted nothing of the sort with her. She's always among the first to look at his IG stories and her friends do too. It's really sad she got what she wanted and still mourns him over half a decade later. The salt in the wound is that he absolutely would father my children, biological or not, and he has posted about adoption and other things so she's seen his attitude 180 and she likely understands now that he wasn't really in love with her at all in that way. She really treated him like nothing for 10 years and only cared about getting close in the last 2 years when she wanted kids. It makes her miserable and I know it, so I stalk her just to revel in her sad life now. She doesn't go out or work. She's just an at home Facebook addicted middle aged suburban mom. Funny now because we have almost everything she wanted. It's what happens when you're an insecure and easily replaceable person. Feels good to be The One, you know?

No. 1174341

>>1174315
where is this from?

No. 1174350

File: 1652132023410.jpg (87.28 KB, 1280x720, Divf2erX4AA_3fF.jpg_large.jpg)

I love being evil and reveling in my evil actions and vindictive thoughts I grow stronger and feed off of the jealousy, anger, lies, aggression and everything pointed towards me I am like a receiver just soaking up everything negative, letting it exponentially grow until I reach critical mass then it comes out like a fucking sonic speed hyperbeam concentrated with extreme precision at one person at a time. one day my vessel will actually invert on itself and disappear leaving behind on planet Earth a vacuous tear the size of China that consumes everything in existence and subjects living things to the excruciating process that is crossing into higher dimensions as a 3D being. I am the iron fist I am the scale and judge I am the divine and unholy and the suffering with be both swift and last an eternity simultaneously

women should be evil but not in the "I'm evil for telling the world to fuck off and being a Disney villain girlboss" "evil""" way but like actually evil Evil

No. 1174351

>>1174341
Unhealthy obsessions, it was a response to another anon stalking her boyfriend's ex.

No. 1174356

>>1174351
oh yikes, anon sounds lowkey sociopathic.

No. 1174363

File: 1652132582010.jpg (81.4 KB, 1080x582, spyro.jpg)

Praying for dreams of my husbando tonight hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pic unrelated

No. 1174365

>>1174351
the whole thread is just women being obsessed with and stalking other women they hate, psycho pickme central of a thread.

No. 1174367

File: 1652132677235.png (471.17 KB, 431x503, Capture.PNG)


No. 1174374

>>1174356
>>1174365
I mean it is called unhealthy obsessions for a reason. You have to be at very least a sociopath in the works to dedicate any amount of time to that.

No. 1174395

File: 1652134026921.jpeg (507.78 KB, 904x934, 1646374757093.jpeg)

Don't scroll or use catalog, gore and likely co spam incoming on ot

No. 1174401

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No. 1174439

>>1174395
Is there a place where they're planning this shit? Are these bunker trannies, 4shit moids, what?

No. 1174443

>>1174439
I was about to post something similar. I am very sure now that these gore posters and the ceepee posters that don't look like bots are organized and probably talking screenshots and laughing. It might be a discord server or some imageboard.

No. 1174456

>>1174439
Pretty sure it's bunker trannies

No. 1174464

>>1174456
Bunker trannies? Were trannies in the /ot/ bunkers? I was there and don't remember that

No. 1174469

>>1174464
No that isn't what a bunker tranny is

No. 1174475

Do you think dahmer was a tist?

No. 1174480

>>1174475
I think im a tist

No. 1174485

>>1174469
What is it then?

No. 1174631

>>1174485
from bunkerchan, an imageboard dedicated to communism troons

No. 1174643

File: 1652144992436.jpeg (5.4 KB, 184x274, descărcare - 2022-05-10T040928…)

>>1174631
>communism
>most authortiatian political regime
>troons

HAHAHAHHAHA

No. 1174692

>>1174643
The irony being the truancy troon had a jim jong un poster on his wall. Yeah troons aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Actually I think being retarded is a requirement for trooning.

No. 1174740

>>1172817
sex gifs

No. 1174748

File: 1652154535574.jpg (352.74 KB, 1080x1288, Screenshot_20220509-224614.jpg)

The armor I'm wearing? I bought it
The horse I'm riding? I bought it
The cloak I'm rocking? I bought it

I depend on me. I depend on me!

All the women who independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who making money
Throw your hands up at me

No. 1174819

>>1174643
He used to be kinda hot, shame…

No. 1174833

>>1174748
cackled

No. 1174847

>>1172646
I think it is pretty based I bet he pisses off all the middleaged losers who think "nooooooo he is supposed to cling to his youth desperately like me!!!!!"

No. 1174887

File: 1652168244546.jpg (18.31 KB, 400x400, 565668233242cd9bbd50c26e665a7c…)

careful scrolling

No. 1174889

File: 1652168308994.jpeg (138.36 KB, 828x453, 42E1A9B8-D9CE-42AE-B4A8-5CFC56…)

People posting fucked shit again… bump don’t scroll

No. 1174891

>>1174887
Keep it up with the cats and fries im really diggin it

No. 1174893

File: 1652168355003.jpeg (92.48 KB, 420x600, 87DF0BD8-6C2C-4B5B-9DD4-7F6028…)

Two nights in a row with this shit lmao BUMP

No. 1174895

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No. 1174952

File: 1652170214437.jpg (12.64 KB, 400x225, 64d2ea59b724bd51f70c409f4aae29…)


No. 1175040

File: 1652177862190.png (856.92 KB, 774x661, bluevirgo.png)

>>>/ot/1056420
Virgo Blue

No. 1175045

>>1175040
nonnie your back <3(<3)

No. 1175047

>>1175040
love it.

No. 1175075

I've still yet to have watched a single minute of squid game

No. 1175077

>>1175075
stay this way anon

No. 1175080

>>1175075
same. also game of thrones, the office and any mcu movie

No. 1175081

>>1175040
So pretty! Glad you're back!

No. 1175086

>>1175080
my knees are bending on their own

No. 1175196

File: 1652188025589.jpeg (302.44 KB, 991x689, 66542A3E-564B-4AD5-87BC-0A33AE…)

I like to be fucked like a slut

No. 1175199

File: 1652188066805.jpeg (Spoiler Image,533 KB, 1311x2048, 3EFB5708-5708-478D-9D54-A2A10E…)

Come here daddy let me eat it up

No. 1175201

File: 1652188214843.jpeg (Spoiler Image,158.99 KB, 1080x1331, 5270051B-F950-4749-BBA3-E177A3…)

What was his name net? Anyways I think he’s a fine fellow that Nick fellow fellow I’m text to speech I’m speech to texting right now and I think the phone is having some trouble picking up on what I’m saying and yeah that’s that I will say this I will say this over and over and again and again and overBig booty gay penis

No. 1175251

File: 1652190412250.jpeg (186.99 KB, 970x546, 809F6F82-B37B-4226-A41E-9A1C52…)

I won’t him

No. 1175283

>>1175040
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINALLY THANK YOU IT'S AMAZING I LOVE IT

No. 1175335

File: 1652193711136.png (51.62 KB, 1442x890, kek.png)

So I copypasted the first couple of lines of Kathy's thread op and run it in this ai that continues what you wrote in the prompt and this is the result.

No. 1175357

>>1175335
what site?

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No. 1175408

>>1175335
the AI made her sound more based than she is

No. 1175435

Ed Sheeran's Toes were very important parts of his body. He would speak out about his toes, often, before concerts, saying "hey guys, welcome to my concert! My little toes are wriggling in excitement!" He would frequently post images to social media of his toes, often with captions such as "They're wiggling!" and " They’re thinking out loud!" and "They’re thumping!” This is highly inaccurate and there was a reason for this - 'the toes' are known as 'the lesser toes'. They don't wiggle, they don't think, and they don't have muscle. They are the skin and the nails and the bones and the ligaments. They're also called 'pedicure toes', because they're easily clippable by the average manicurist and that makes them a lucrative target for those without any sort of skill or dexterity. So instead of reusing the sheeran 'toe' reference for 'lesser toes' for the two of them and my toes we're going to just come up with new names for them.

The lesser toes can wiggle and they can think and sometimes they can even do "The Dance of the Sun", but we'll talk more about them later. For now, we'll talk about my lesser toes, the third toes of my left foot. The names I give my toes are the names I give to people in everyday life - both male and female. For example, both of my parents work at a mid-size law firm in the State of Oregon, but my father's family is originally from Tennessee so he's been talking about his "Tennessee toes" for some time now and I call my dad's toes that. His father is actually called 'honey toes' by me, because he is such a sweet old man, and I call my grandfather by the same name. They're known for being sweet, and that is a fact, and we know for a fact that even when they're ninety, they are still sweet and still totally sweet and still nice and wonderful. I used to call my younger brother "dweeb toes" because he was a "dweeb" back in middle school.

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>>1175408
True, so I tried with one of her beggar twitter posts.

No. 1175540

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I made this for you anon, I hope you like it.

No. 1175548

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grrr snarl i'm a MAD DOGGY DOG WOOF WOOF ARF RUFF

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No. 1175559

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No. 1175582

>>1175558
this isn't the reaction i was hoping for

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No. 1182559

BABAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH



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