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No. 1175583

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1138745

No. 1175591

File: 1652200635274.jpg (33.95 KB, 320x321, 1652095351740.jpg)

Uhurm uhurm shuf wimma shif wam

No. 1175600

File: 1652200854107.jpg (49.17 KB, 564x546, 1648900024328.jpg)

What breed is this horse?

No. 1175607

that's a goat retard

No. 1175613

File: 1652201142785.jpeg (92.56 KB, 1200x750, DDD43917-455A-43FA-A326-CE1D6F…)

Never thought a tiny-headed dog could give me Corporate Memphis PTSD but here we are.

No. 1175625

I always wonder why they make the heads so fucking tiny and the arms and hands so fucking massive, and sometimes the feet are the biggest. Ugly ass art style with zero soul.

No. 1175630

it’s only ugly because it’s done in illustrator and illustrator is a vector-based program where you can only create shapes to make your illustration and most graphic designers can’t draw for shit. blame the chokehold that adobe has on multiple industries, it isn’t the illustrator’s fault

No. 1175639

There are very, very few pieces of this sort of corporate artwork that couldn’t be done in a raster program like Photoshop. 99% of the time they’re exported as JPGs or PNGs anyway. It’s not Adobe’s fault that everyone wants to make things look as flat and lifeless as possible.

No. 1175643

Can't they at least have nicer proportions than the big fat swollen limbs or nah

No. 1175645

File: 1652201814808.jpg (334.63 KB, 1080x1000, IMG_20220510_222631.jpg)

No, it's an albino cheetah poptard. I got proof.

No. 1175657

Idk anon, you're right but also going through design school, some teachers do encourage that style

No. 1175658

yes it is anon and if you disagree with me then you’re a big dumbie

No. 1175665

File: 1652202414005.jpeg (71.92 KB, 896x1084, 1648919567484.jpeg)

Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke

No. 1175666

They legitimately teach that small heads, and thick noodle limbs are optimal proportions? Where did this knowledge come from, or what reasons do they give for it being good?

No. 1175673

File: 1652202642362.gif (2.21 MB, 227x275, kekekekekek.gif)

ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ

No. 1175674

Rats smell so good

No. 1175680

fun fact: rats clean themselves more than kitties! they take their hygiene seriously. don't let rat haters feed you lies!

No. 1175682

File: 1652203019343.gif (1.82 MB, 320x180, 79ECB593-8C4B-43F7-8574-CC8E69…)

No. 1175686

File: 1652203126348.jpeg (26.44 KB, 733x418, images (7).jpeg)

And do you know what rats think smells good? Eau de Stilton by Stilton, the blue cheese perfume. I wore it on my first date with a very handsome gentlerat yesterday, and today he's going to meet my parents to ask for my hand in marriage.

No. 1175687

Why do you think I said rats smell so good they smell so fucking good, only female rats though, male rats smell bad because they produce a GREASE

No. 1175690

Rats are annoying because you have to have two. No thanks. My hamster is like me because she doesn't need friends and she's extremely cute

No. 1175691

they also leave teeny tiny pee pees everywhere they go and have massive unpleasant to look at ballsacks. I love all ratties but it's obvious that females are the superior companions.

No. 1175694

Why wouldn't you want to have two, though? Rats are awesome. I had two sisters and they both lived long happy lives, and were very affectionate. A hamster is cute, but it can't engage with you the way a rat can, rats are intellectually superior to other rodents.

No. 1175695

File: 1652203456265.jpeg (18.15 KB, 780x393, images (6).jpeg)

I know this site isn't trans-inclusive but I'm a transparent png…

No. 1175696

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I think I can let this one…. slide

No. 1175697

>it can't engage with you the way a rat can
Rude. My hamster is smarter than your honor student

No. 1175699

I'm not trying to insult your sweet precious little ham ham, I'm just spittin' straight facts sister friend

No. 1175700

I'm trying to insult your hamster. Your hamster is retarded.

No. 1175701

File: 1652203682621.gif (555.6 KB, 460x258, prletim.gif)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love slides

No. 1175702

She doesn't speak for me or my rats

No. 1175704

Try to contain a female hamster and you will find out how smart they are

No. 1175705

That's cool, nona, that's totally rad. I'm very proud of her. However, does she come when you call her name? Does she know how to use a litter box? Can she understand the concept of sharing? Because a rat can.

No. 1175707

File: 1652203956627.gif (3.23 MB, 500x288, zooooom.gif)

Déjà vu
I’ve just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it’s my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It’s so hard when I try to be me, woah

No. 1175708

I'm not your n-word rat-fan

No. 1175709

No. 1175712

File: 1652204146041.png (90.99 KB, 227x222, dont criss cross apple sauce m…)

w..what did you just say to me??

No. 1175715

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No. 1175717

g u s i s g e t t i n i t

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No. 1175722

Gus is canonically gay right? It’s gotta be hittin

No. 1175725

A very good point

No. 1175728

is it twerking?

No. 1175731

it fartin

No. 1175733


No. 1175744

everything is adobe's fault. fuck adobe in the dickhole

No. 1175747

File: 1652205369154.gif (4.1 MB, 480x270, dcstmig-90e74b86-5597-4bdc-a3a…)

do this instead

No. 1175755

wow the new spiderverse movie looks very spicy

No. 1175762

Just want to say I hate SpongeBob because of y'all and I'm going to start shit posting Rocket Power or some shit

No. 1175766

you better not

No. 1175770

File: 1652206759100.png (218.13 KB, 1204x1506, tumblr_a790dd9dcc6013fd390dd5f…)

maybe enjoy some squidbob sexi times and you'll finally calm down.

No. 1175779

do it kek

No. 1175799

Walt looks like he's getting anally raped.

No. 1175806

As the ancient would Hawaiians say, I double dog dare you bitch

No. 1175807

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No. 1175808

Oh hell yeah squidwig got abs

No. 1175814

File: 1652208894727.png (71.9 KB, 372x628, lol.png)

found out the weirdest doll maker ever

No. 1175819

File: 1652209035879.png (170.56 KB, 707x1200, my-meiker-1652209246998527.png)

Wow very fun

No. 1175820

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No. 1175826

There is a Dress Up Games Thread on /m/ >>>/m/186447

No. 1175831

File: 1652209751386.jpg (58.79 KB, 975x720, 1607587066161.jpg)

JKR please release the forbidden extended cut scene where Mads kisses Jude on the neck, I need it right now or I'll get sick and die PLEASE.

No. 1175833

They wouldn't want that

No. 1175837

iawaneno is life is strange oawa iawaneno is life is strange oawa only real ones understand!!

No. 1175842

It's not up to her but yes. It should happen.

No. 1175853

I used to ship them when I was younger still do

No. 1175857

I already guessed Dumbledore more like dumb bitch tbh was kinda gay for Grindrwald in volume 7 and I felt so fucking smart when queen JKR confirmed it later. I didn't ship them though, but I've seen the errors of my way. Can't believe JKR made her new blockbuster a slow burn lovers to enemies don't like don't read gay fanfic, reminds me of older CLAMP manga.

No. 1175858

I think she's talking about Squidward and Spongebob.

No. 1175859

Well, I'm retarded and this is the retarded shitpost thread, I'm on brand.

No. 1176003

Up down all around. Up down all around. Time to get to funky town. Up down all around. Take me away to funky town.

No. 1176040

File: 1652218169872.jpg (53.68 KB, 650x584, FRdltEVX0AENDvx.jpg)

No. 1176044

A sparkling vampire?

No. 1176065

File: 1652219323791.jpg (28.57 KB, 400x400, leon_s_kennedy_196.jpg)

I can't sexualize Leon, yes I find him attractive but I just can't help but imagine that he's being uncomfortable about nsfw art about him, it's almost he's like a real person and I want to respect and not cross that line.

No. 1176138

File: 1652221683622.png (106.46 KB, 256x256, 2022-05-08-15-25-39--417756490…)

Vleshalce smandle spo glihator vospaert gretposad glernovisko flemar. beatraci bolor

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No. 1176195

I have my theories that squidward is a closet homosexual and his anger and hostility towards spongebob is because he is secretly attracted to him.

No. 1176222

you want me to post his nips?>>1176065

No. 1176228

Extremely disappointed this was a response about Leon and I don't get to see SpongeBob's nips

No. 1176233

File: 1652228013378.jpeg (307.57 KB, 2244x2992, 1BCB5820-4946-42EC-A5DE-32350D…)

Not his nipples but here you go, SpongeBob nipple clamps.

No. 1176240

It's supposed to be iNcLuSiVe and inoffensive, so the bodies are all huge and misshapen and woovley in order to be "nondescript". I hate it so much.

>There are several reasons why there is such mass appeal for simplified design, and why the Corporate Memphis style has flourished in particular. For one, the illustrations of people are often inclusive to the extent that some resemble anthropomorphic aliens. But no matter their appearance, people can see themselves in illustrated figures with skin as purple as a plum.


No. 1176242

sameanon, and also, like >>1175630 said: "Not to mention, graphic designers don’t need a particularly high level of skill to create rudimentary assets in the style. " kek

No. 1176254

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It’s the corporate equivalent of people who trace someone but leave off the face because faces take skill to draw, but they brush it off saying “no face is my style.”

No. 1176261

hahaha + the hands in pockets, perfect

No. 1176278

File: 1652231508850.jpeg (6.65 KB, 225x225, 09876551.jpeg)

if they truly want people to look nondescript they should make them look like this

No. 1176280

File: 1652231839319.jpg (25.71 KB, 373x521, 287bOr1wYsWU.jpg)

just going to store this here, thanks

No. 1176283

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No. 1176300

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No. 1176322

adelie retards > emperor retards

No. 1176374

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No. 1176383

File: 1652242723607.jpeg (141.79 KB, 402x426, F2AE24F6-B29D-42B3-815F-B75989…)

Would you put her on your keys anons

No. 1176384

sure, most people would have 0 idea of what this is.
no that's immoral and illegal. it is his property now.

No. 1176385

Ask if he wants some butter and syrup to go with it.

No. 1176389

>i cant sexualize leon
I can

No. 1176390

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No. 1176402

No. 1176405

>penis balls staff
what does she mean by this

No. 1176417

Kek do it

No. 1176419

With pleasure!! Hehe

No. 1176433

File: 1652247026408.png (779.14 KB, 774x661, aries_black.png)

Aries, Black

No. 1176438

I love this one

No. 1176443

Very edgy and very cool, so glad you're back nonnie!

No. 1176497

why am I so attracted to bpdchans like that, god hates me

No. 1176528

File: 1652253585031.jpeg (39.6 KB, 346x453, 9E729407-85E0-4B89-B050-555BA9…)

Hard to believe this used to be Rocketman

No. 1176551

File: 1652256078970.jpeg (599.42 KB, 1170x1108, A4D72CB1-3774-4239-9E3E-DD1162…)

No. 1176552

File: 1652256103701.jpeg (2.91 MB, 3814x5440, 5b804ea8-73a8-11e7-9a9a-a7d208…)

and Xi Jinping used to look like this. prime material for the "men age like milk" thread

No. 1176558

he looks just like one of my childhood friends from my home country its actually scary. well i hope he doesnt get fat like him but its inevitable

No. 1176560

File: 1652256725994.jpg (80.17 KB, 1125x633, IMG_20220511_041111_207.jpg)

No. 1176564

File: 1652257138016.jpeg (107.69 KB, 1024x942, 85044A3E-7A53-40D5-A4D0-1E132C…)

I will

No. 1176568

File: 1652257344583.png (784.78 KB, 774x661, aquarius_orange.png)

Aquarius Orange
All the mood boards so far

No. 1176578

OMFG I love these so much ahhhh, exellent job nonna

Can you make one for Capricorn? Any color

No. 1176579

I want to see Aries

No. 1176581

It represents how all of lolcows staff have a penis

No. 1176661

Here's one anon

No. 1176805

Xi was kinda cute back in the day, so was Kim. I thought “Asians don’t raisin” applied to everyone kek

No. 1176811

File: 1652278259627.jpg (45.62 KB, 600x513, 352394ba3d84ecd0f4e990ffaf1885…)

Thanks anon, this was mine! I love it! I hope you have a great rest of your life!

No. 1176856

Looks like a Gnaw Their Tongues album cover + title

No. 1177620

File: 1652328026403.png (811.03 KB, 774x661, libra_yellow.png)

Libra yellow

No. 1177627

You're an artisté moodboard-anon.

No. 1177632

File: 1652329327814.jpeg (774.78 KB, 1392x1976, 3C2BF26E-1D54-4068-8A80-700A43…)

Green Aries moodboard anon

No. 1177633

Ááááá orange heart?!! Cuteeee

No. 1177635

Added to my list nonnie

No. 1177638

File: 1652329596456.jpeg (286.95 KB, 1242x1242, 94D24EA6-0FA0-478E-A56A-03A075…)

This one is mine! I love it so much anonanina, I also love you.

No. 1177639

File: 1652329663315.jpg (187.72 KB, 1280x1113, the ascension begins.jpg)

I'm glad you like it!!

No. 1177790

I don't find it weird I have that with many fictional character nonnie.
That is why I really don't like shipping.

No. 1177839

He'd probably just scoff, "Heh, women"

He wouldn't be bothered don't worry

No. 1178013

No. 1178173

Anon he keeps having to deal with massive zombie outbreaks and giant mutants, he won't care if some nona hornyposts about him.
He is fucking hot, I'd do him

No. 1179117

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No. 1179177

File: 1652416184101.jpeg (141.48 KB, 800x393, D5B02315-A186-44EB-B5A4-00A983…)

im going to nonny baka does anyone want anything

No. 1179188

The strongest thing they gots nonners

No. 1179198

File: 1652416828182.jpeg (290.44 KB, 1242x1680, FC7844B9-4E9B-4ADC-BD39-F822AC…)

Chomcolate and a bottle of wine that goes with that choccolate, preferably a porto.

No. 1179211

herd cider please

No. 1179257

File: 1652418804800.jpeg (198.4 KB, 1200x1700, 0DC43C8B-1371-4F81-B45B-21E61B…)

back, let us imbibe

No. 1179266

File: 1652419222709.gif (690.43 KB, 500x252, 1hvJ.gif)

No. 1179267

File: 1652419460647.jpeg (39.43 KB, 400x500, 28AABB56-B6A2-4709-B76B-9CC317…)

Hell yeah, I will stop drinking once I stop caring about lolcow

No. 1179279

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No. 1179284

I didn't know this word before your post, thank you

No. 1179299

File: 1652421988774.jpeg (64.84 KB, 720x960, 37201B4D-E1F0-4822-932D-9E467A…)

my pleasure, I do it for the nonnies

No. 1179674

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No. 1179678

Who did you beep at motherfucker? Huh? Go fill your own battery I'm not your mother

No. 1179685

File: 1652450622022.jpeg (97.84 KB, 750x745, 19C88A77-9B93-4846-8E88-5BFF1E…)

Resident evil 2 on the Disney princess television

No. 1179688

I miss my little pink tv

No. 1179791

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No. 1179826

File: 1652457277838.jpg (60.55 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

i let my pc cum inside me. cope.

No. 1179829

Hiiiii Ben twirls my hair

No. 1179861

anyone who thinks team fortress is hilarious has to be hanging out with men it’s not funny

No. 1179891

I think team fortress is sexy, I want to fuck everyone in that game oh yes

No. 1179892

Let women enjoy things

No. 1179900

anon ur game sucks

No. 1179907

I don't play it

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No. 1181881

File: 1652612485303.jpg (69.11 KB, 736x552, 6241b948ff29b58cee63a42c2b2b67…)

I love TF2 comics and shorts, the world building is nice, I love the way they wrote the characters. It sucks I never played it and I don't think I will, after all Valve abandoned the game and it's either full of bots or people who have been playing it for over ten years now.

No. 1181882

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I want everyone to come to my funeral in a cow costume

No. 1181903

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File: 1652659142125.jpg (97.52 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Dem don't be swimming they just walk???

No. 1182621

no flippers

No. 1182647

Blessed image

No. 1182820

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No. 1182989

File: 1652687305372.jpg (11 KB, 250x250, Bigwolf1.jpg)

Thinking about Big Wolf on Campus.

No. 1183163

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File: 1652695575063.png (21.52 KB, 65x65, 3989_heartEyes4.png)

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File: 1652695673965.png (19.92 KB, 58x52, 2651-uwu.png)

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File: 1652696379901.png (30.86 KB, 80x78, 0a4.png)

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File: 1652696467476.jpg (15.33 KB, 80x79, descargar.jpg)

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No. 1183312

im inside doing uni work while its so nice and sunny outside
cry with me nonas

No. 1183315

You could come to my house to do homework, it's super rainy here and about to start truly storming in a few hours

No. 1183346

I'd love to nona whats ur address?

No. 1183349

612 Wharf Avenue

No. 1183398

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No. 1183424

File: 1652713117100.gif (68.4 KB, 400x300, 787821973_2075751.gif)

what would you do if you were in the same room with Shadow and he farted

No. 1183428

Start crying because my perfect illusion of him has been shattered

No. 1183430

File: 1652713287653.jpg (47.13 KB, 800x533, medium-shot-portrait-smiling-y…)

save some for later

No. 1183559

What if negligence was spelled like negglygents

No. 1183671

File: 1652720303404.jpg (104.11 KB, 640x920, tumblr_p65ok3RkPv1r3vfcfo1_640…)

anyone else?

No. 1183684

File: 1652720542289.jpg (62.78 KB, 540x539, tumblr_89c530026300825beb05692…)

No. 1183760

File: 1652722410518.jpg (34.01 KB, 427x439, tumblr_inline_p4foqsTVqu1tk8yd…)

he would make a lovely tranny

No. 1183775

well, at least I know there's someone out there with the same mental illnesses as me

No. 1184096

File: 1652735483745.jpg (143.46 KB, 1280x720, a did it like this.jpg)

No. 1184107

I could go for a barbecue bacon burger, large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.

No. 1184185

File: 1652746916919.jpeg (267.58 KB, 1125x596, 2FA8821E-DA14-42DE-88AA-147FD4…)

Women are so sweet and beautiful creation. They often do silly and funny things and all these things suit those women. Women are someone who has always been a part of meme. Here are 26 Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes……

No. 1184192

File: 1652747700501.png (163.5 KB, 500x933, the-innocent-spongebob-x-squid…)

Hnnnggg oh my god… what…?

No. 1184198

File: 1652748142429.jpeg (268.14 KB, 467x638, 57D7D68F-BE42-4FAF-854C-6B4CFC…)

Wow! Spongebob is definitely, definitely gay. He's being gay here, with Squidward. What they're doing together is gay, thought you'd want to know.

No. 1184209

File: 1652749424860.jpg (36.78 KB, 564x846, c89ec532dd25b3a880f554fc3bfc77…)


No. 1184218

File: 1652750378099.png (53.42 KB, 1024x212, assman.png)

No. 1184236

File: 1652751644363.jpeg (41.65 KB, 246x364, B5AEF83A-475B-4678-8FED-9E66FA…)

Hey ladies here's the news I'm checking out, from the bullshit! Yes that's right. This dumpy baby frog has HAD it. I love my self even with my flaws and I wanna come around and say, yea, it's cheese, and yea, everybody's saying it nobody's getting it, yea, I know right, and yet! I'm doing it. I'm LEAVING the box. That we are put in, as women. We are so cute and so valud. And nextly, I am not going to hate myself! my insecurities my buggies be gone! I am acceptung it. In a way, you can be more beautiful, to accept all of you, than to change it, it's a different kind of beautiful more meaningful to your SELF than popular beauty is. Do not listen to them. My queen! Shut it off! I'm Beautiful in my way my me. I love me but not in a way that lends itself to vice, but that I can't help but love me as I am the ways I was created that can't be changed. And even so? I still love me. Because no one else is like that entirely. And I'm gonna nutture a seed inside. A seed inside this babyfrog. The seed of joy that blossoms into…???? Question marks because you only know, when you nurture it! inside yourself. Be kind to yourself. We are all god's children whatever the heck he/they/she/you/it is. I don't give a FUCCK anymore about anything, bout society, bout how you perceive it, I'm freeee and it feels so good. Look at yourself naked and dance. From here I'm leaving this place behind, at the least mentally, because I am freed from the contrainsts so held to you, to other women, to our world. Be your world.

No. 1184282

I want to kill myself

No. 1184421

is it me or has the dumbass shit become more retarded and this one is like a meme dump

No. 1184425

hello dumbasses and hello retardinas

No. 1184426

File: 1652773154148.png (123.77 KB, 734x495, D281AEAA-20CD-47F7-AEBF-6D1D8C…)


No. 1184429

File: 1652773385543.gif (742.13 KB, 398x280, kiss-cute.gif)

No. 1184441

big gay. I'm bored. Someone say something cool and funny

No. 1184444

File: 1652774229733.gif (122.01 KB, 90x90, subwoolfer-esc.gif)

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

No. 1184445

File: 1652774269579.png (492.14 KB, 828x841, huehue.png)

something cool and funny

No. 1184449

File: 1652774420697.gif (4.71 MB, 534x420, dronnie jam.gif)


No. 1184451

File: 1652774482483.gif (343.48 KB, 220x153, subwoolfer-kiss.gif)

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best

No. 1184453

File: 1652774595656.jpg (79.49 KB, 688x706, excuse me.jpg)

>grandma tastes the best

No. 1184460

File: 1652774814561.gif (427.42 KB, 220x220, eurovision-eurovision2022.gif)

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
Give that wolf—
Someone give that wolf a banana

No. 1184464

File: 1652774957073.gif (7.21 MB, 480x480, meowmeowmeowmeowmeow.gif)

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

No. 1184465

File: 1652774980306.gif (2.03 MB, 275x275, 1652773734275.gif)

I wanna post this gif

No. 1184467

File: 1652775128500.gif (1.97 MB, 278x278, actually me.gif)

No I want to post this gif

No. 1184475

File: 1652775627753.gif (2 MB, 275x275, e34defrf.gif)

No. 1184476

File: 1652775742719.gif (5.47 MB, 550x275, two boahs.gif)

huh what huh??? hmm wah??

No. 1184480

File: 1652775994727.gif (2.04 MB, 275x275, ezgif-5-085951e97f.gif)


im confused now

No. 1184486

File: 1652776201064.gif (3.67 MB, 275x275, AHHHHHHHHHH.gif)


No. 1184492

File: 1652776499214.gif (3.16 MB, 275x275, AAAAAAA.gif)


No. 1184496

File: 1652776873505.gif (3.16 MB, 275x275, HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD WHAT A …)

the ascension begins

No. 1184500

This is some stale ass 2015 tumblr humor right here damn

No. 1184502

Oh jeez wow sorry my retarded shit posting isn't more refined to your taste.

No. 1184505

Johnny Debt
Johnny Wept
Johnny Slept.

No. 1184507

It was funny to me

No. 1184516

Bless you nonnie

No. 1184573

instead of meat i eat veggies and

No. 1184582

No. 1184793

File: 1652787105214.jpeg (16 KB, 302x167, 1BF64F91-3B2B-4FE7-B453-8F10AA…)

That’s Numberwang!

No. 1184824

File: 1652788190914.jpeg (11.7 KB, 480x360, 44F47D51-FF6D-446F-A490-8B2AF8…)

No. 1184828

File: 1652788279655.jpeg (13.72 KB, 480x360, E58BA6DD-6A17-4F64-AD08-A6589C…)

No. 1184829

what is spongebob doing

No. 1184836

File: 1652788395657.jpeg (12.05 KB, 480x360, 9A26E16D-4C9F-4299-AD0E-2EA1F8…)

No. 1184838

Sucking his diqùè

No. 1184842


No. 1184843

i never wanted to see patrick like that but here we are

No. 1184867

File: 1652789699475.jpg (23.16 KB, 480x472, 25768a54.jpg)


No. 1184873

Some lady was on the phone in the walmart bathroom stall a few down from me so I made loud fart noises to embarrass her on call

No. 1184875

File: 1652790013367.jpg (82.05 KB, 605x601, 47229064_703868423327496_89694…)

No. 1184878

File: 1652790129375.jpg (11.65 KB, 170x155, capybara.jpg.3e7786b7995f5b5a4…)

hope u all think im pretty

No. 1184879

File: 1652790295221.gif (404.46 KB, 250x192, 75757.gif)

No. 1184881

File: 1652790470957.jpg (38.82 KB, 480x432, 47495889_591607134630760_50750…)

No. 1184890

File: 1652790842019.png (329.63 KB, 622x505, aw jeez.png)

g-golly nonners….you're beautiful

No. 1184914

File: 1652791932667.jpg (47.22 KB, 640x360, t37uxhzbo2k51.jpg)

Meow meow

No. 1184933

I thought this was a dismembered body and was about to report. This website does things to your brain I swear to god

No. 1184957

Reminded me of the movie SLAXX about a pair of jeans that are possessed and start killing employees in this clothing store

No. 1185128




Mort Goldman (again).

No. 1185229

File: 1652803220819.webm (7.66 MB, 405x720, tumblr_r1uaksrHVO1yihe1v_720.w…)

No. 1185247

File: 1652803675895.gif (4.39 MB, 640x358, heavy_is_dead.gif)

Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-

No. 1185255

No nonna, just sweet meow-meows. Please don't worry.

No. 1185283

what's the first thing she says? i've looped it 5 times and still didn't catch it, Hello fashion designers make sure to.. what?

No. 1185290

make sure nothing fits, i'll pay you extra

No. 1185412

File: 1652810784383.png (578.77 KB, 640x1136, 0B277949-4027-486F-B2CD-5AF65B…)

based on a true story

No. 1185436

File: 1652811520046.png (1.95 MB, 1280x975, 4B9570B9-DA68-4ED3-A9EE-76A249…)


No. 1185491

Sometimes I get a random craving for carrots or peppers from my fridge and I imagine the osmosis jones city inside me being happy for a relief from the beer and ramen

No. 1185524


No. 1185526

File: 1652814134705.gif (1.55 MB, 320x180, 3-T004534621.gif)

patrick? more like phatdick

No. 1185848

File: 1652826517870.jpg (65.71 KB, 500x667, b2b6116fa1ea74440dc008be2ec8f7…)

How I browse

No. 1185881

Bump for retarded incel tranny posting porn again. Congratulations retard, you just helped me peak a handmaiden.

No. 1185882


No. 1185885

File: 1652827819018.jpg (38.48 KB, 380x355, 1652289872317.jpg)

>mfw moids mad

No. 1185892

File: 1652827996211.jpeg (78.59 KB, 933x525, A0C2102A-DDCD-4DEF-ABAA-A45D35…)

on my feetsa, eat a pizza, huhbuhgamanamana beets-uh

No. 1185893

The dick in the porn is 100% bigger than their own and they seethe over it. How embarrassing being a coomer AND a tranny.

No. 1185902

The thread about dick size has been pretty active today so you know they're around

No. 1185930

My armpits feel really nice.

No. 1185977

File: 1652833772468.jpg (102.91 KB, 471x750, lita.jpg)

Me and the other crypto TERF in the pinterest comment section bullying retarded pronoun zoomers

No. 1185982

File: 1652834395962.jpeg (144.02 KB, 933x1101, 0AA46DD6-ACA2-4B8B-8892-7239DD…)

What would you when they do do it will they when they know to do it and where to and how to and why so much and hot about the thing of them there and sorry I meant like what do you know about them and how they did and will it be the best for them and there was a the thing about that other one of the silliness to and the will power of course indeed?

No. 1186026

File: 1652838381747.gif (498.94 KB, 500x371, tumblr_3791a6621d9d86bfae7f5be…)

No. 1186029

File: 1652839084331.jpeg (185.53 KB, 1134x1334, D71A8984-EA7D-4ACC-9823-A27A01…)

No. 1186031

File: 1652839296380.jpeg (942.64 KB, 816x1174, D2D2FA69-A062-4391-990A-3A38E5…)

Nyaaa~ I’ve just been summoned from the animu realm uwu mai name is lolly kowaii desuberg! How do you do my fellow 3ds?!

No. 1186032

I'll need some examples

No. 1186034

File: 1652839768549.gif (630.48 KB, 480x270, fire-kill.gif)

No. 1186035

honestly prefer the awkward chubby gendie girls who cosplay ochako than this photoshopped abomination.

No. 1186040

File: 1652840339176.jpg (105.9 KB, 736x1045, dc945cbc1e50503924de7538d284fc…)

If I'm gonna worship a woman for her appearance it's gonna be pic related

No. 1186044

chers body was unreal.

No. 1186055

File: 1652841579330.jpg (141.83 KB, 1064x1057, 1652820582975.jpg)

No. 1186058


No. 1186090

File: 1652844730767.jpeg (63.01 KB, 600x543, 35DA0F05-8645-4D49-B42E-27DA92…)

you can’t sit with us

No. 1186091

anons pls don’t get concerned I was just curious what regina would look like genderswapped in faceapp lol

No. 1186092

File: 1652845039815.jpg (46.63 KB, 750x749, 445.jpg)

2-for-1 deal only at wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys 2-for-1 for 2 for 2-for‐1 deals. at wendys

No. 1186095

i'm losing my fucking mind why won't i die already

No. 1186112

she looks like Hans Gruber KEK

No. 1186123

File: 1652846848695.jpeg (36.74 KB, 387x387, F2518295-B3E2-4E11-8DFC-9F96CB…)

I had a dream that azealia banks caught grimes taking a big stinky shit and not flushing and captured it on instagram live and i was convinced it really happened for like 10 minutes after waking up

No. 1186143

kek, ur mind.

No. 1186511

File: 1652883670484.jpg (74.04 KB, 700x526, 1195.jpg)

did you know that elephants have their boobs on their chest

No. 1186533

Aww, poor elephant's got those lizard eye tits that MTFs get after taking hormones.

No. 1186615

Humans also have their boobs on their chest

No. 1186668

Are you incapable of relating everything to ~muh transtrendertards~

No. 1186821

Are you really getting butthurt at a post in a thread called "Absolutely Retarded Shitposting Thread"? Pick your battles, handmaiden-chan.

No. 1187131

Pointing out your special interest doesn’t make me a handmaid. See >>1186615
Everything is tranny Rorschach for some of you.

No. 1187196

I just learned something new today

No. 1187202

File: 1652916807040.jpeg (215.22 KB, 965x974, 1651449429043.jpeg)

I can't beli

No. 1187210

Is that elephant giving birth

No. 1187212

File: 1652917222832.jpg (65.55 KB, 735x1043, ed4497dc9e04f65626b9f6c59b3563…)

Maid ryuk.

No. 1187215

KEK I swear to god I was also going to repost this today, I can't believe we'll never know what that nonnie couldn't beli

No. 1187228

File: 1652918924240.png (761.35 KB, 982x584, Capture.PNG)

No. 1187234

File: 1652919849528.jpeg (178.84 KB, 750x996, 45C5ABBF-E7CD-4A3C-9432-1483FB…)

Hey baby you wanna come back to my place so I can snort some coke off your boobs and take some Cialis and see where the night takes us?

No. 1187237

File: 1652920113112.png (844.36 KB, 652x619, Janika James Jonshen.PNG)

I wanted to use "this person doesn't exist" and find a picture, such as this one and create a fake story. Like make a fake name and pretend like this person is an celebrity who did something crazy and I'm pissed about it.
But I'm scared I'll get banned. I got banned for dumb "jokes" before. Like in Shay na na thread.

No. 1187243

No. 1187253

File: 1652922246977.jpg (442.03 KB, 1024x1024, avatar-dbf9100107ee8b28d09f049…)

Side note, check out this fucker I just genned

No. 1187257

looks like a scummy director who groped an actress and is only sorry he got caught

No. 1187259

I vaguely remember an autistic anon doing something like this on /m/? She would write whole stories about fake political figures or something with AI generated pictures. Anybody else remember?

No. 1187261

it was on /ot/ but her thread got locked. think she was banned for it too.

No. 1187262

Why? That sounds cool

No. 1187263

File: 1652923702124.png (1.54 MB, 1132x557, Capture.PNG)

Nonnies which face is real?

No. 1187266

File: 1652923787755.png (1.61 MB, 1119x539, Capture.PNG)

No. 1187275

right one because ai usually fucks up the body parts in the background

No. 1187278

No. 1187281

Original Anon here-
Blonde is fake
Side smirk pretty woman is real
here is the site if any nonnie wants to play and bring some faces here.

No. 1187282

File: 1652925783619.png (622 KB, 445x521, howdy.PNG)

No. 1187284

me and an elderly nonnie running down moids

No. 1187290

File: 1652926182388.png (912.75 KB, 946x566, obama.PNG)

Is this a trick question?

No. 1187294

im literally laughing out loud, BWL

No. 1187302

File: 1652926441709.png (319.1 KB, 670x518, Capture.PNG)

No. 1187308

File: 1652926777976.jpeg (668.89 KB, 771x812, 1E59089E-4987-4D97-8D12-07F0B0…)

Hello ladies. Is there something wrong with my mouth?
retard mods don’t ban me it’s a fucking joke and literally not a real moid

No. 1187311

File: 1652926925149.jpeg (937.15 KB, 828x953, 4F785AB3-A8DA-41A7-88FE-A25539…)


No. 1187313


No. 1187315

File: 1652926974249.jpeg (625.63 KB, 828x908, 3026E39A-745E-4F9B-992B-F4F350…)

No. 1187406

File: 1652935135354.jpeg (264.26 KB, 1063x1041, 8422775A-2EDB-458D-BF45-91CA0C…)

No. 1187457


No. 1187461

I can’t imagine anything worse

No. 1187465

same thing but there's two of him

No. 1187510

File: 1652948930741.gif (5.11 MB, 320x568, 45F159AE-3F1B-4652-9D2D-66728C…)

There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go

No. 1187514

File: 1652949124268.gif (4.24 MB, 320x568, 68A47AE4-EE9D-4049-A025-21306A…)

No. 1187517

File: 1652949281434.gif (10.3 MB, 320x568, 4443FD86-1E3B-496C-8E53-B049EE…)

Nonas, who we fuckin?!

No. 1187520

File: 1652949468115.gif (12.81 MB, 320x568, 3724E67B-C30A-4744-AEC0-BE926C…)

No. 1187521

File: 1652949560608.gif (3.4 MB, 420x480, 2023E51D-4316-4098-8065-7C1EEF…)

I’m done I just converted a bunch of TikTok to gifs because I’m not doing that webm nonsense I’m an iPhone user

No. 1187543

File: 1652951681617.jpg (11.34 KB, 1000x1000, dominant species.jpg)

someone make that girl in spore I don't have the game

No. 1187602

Absolutely absolute gif I don't know how to put it in words, this gif is the absolution. The absolute. The absolution

No. 1187659

who's we???

No. 1187691

~**~~~~*** M A N I F E S T I N G ***~~~~**~

No. 1187831

Bitch looks like a muppet

No. 1187916

File: 1652973035857.jpg (9.53 KB, 236x236, 0e0a7bc933f36ee342b7f04003a2db…)

just realised this website is Twitter for autistic women

No. 1187918

Lmaoo i love this

No. 1187927

I'm fucking dying at all of these posts

No. 1187931

Twitter is Twitter for autistic women.

No. 1187937

File: 1652973859459.jpeg (672.93 KB, 828x821, C59E4D39-12B1-4984-AC25-DBCCC7…)

No. 1187939

File: 1652973960561.jpeg (121.65 KB, 900x704, E861E81C-5BA8-4752-95C4-F7214E…)

This guy looks like a homunculus

No. 1187943

File: 1652974258088.jpg (104.41 KB, 736x599, 12b839a20305f47b56aeb28a41a4c2…)

this guy looks like a homunculus hue hue hue hueeeeeee hnnngggg

No. 1187956

He doesn’t have a ginormous mouth, and has no yaoi hands though, so he’s not even as sexy as the other one

No. 1187972

File: 1652975022110.gif (1.98 MB, 370x208, 7FCB7FA6-B1D6-414B-ACBA-907AA9…)

No. 1187976

I will actually beat you up, don't say that he isn't sexy enough he's the sexiest thing to ever exist ever anon and I will burn everything I will burn it all to the ground how dare you how dare you how dare you

No. 1187978

I have a friend who worked on backgrounds for this show kek

No. 1187982


No. 1187984

What’s the show called?

No. 1187990

Pickle and Peanut is made by the creator of Fish Hooks!

No. 1188015

Kek based

No. 1188023

Pull up hoe, fight me

No. 1188027

to the death nona this is my husbando we're talking about. I've already dedicated half of my life to this 2D man and I will take you dooooowwwnnnn

No. 1188040

Have you even conjured a tulpa version of him? Have you made his favorite meal everyday? Have you sung him happy birthday every year? Have you created a shrine dedicated to him? I bet you’re a faker, and don’t even worship him like an idol.

No. 1188053

That you would even assume these things of me shows me the evil that lies in your heart. My husbando is the air I breathe, the blood in my veins, the sweat on my skin. I can't even look at you right now.

No. 1188054

File: 1652977649129.jpg (50.46 KB, 1122x642, 275893524_899984487385101_3480…)


No. 1188059

Okay I apologize that’s pretty hardcore

No. 1188063

File: 1652978136745.jpg (10.04 KB, 190x266, sungho-jung-1-190x266.jpg)

for a split second i thought this was the guy from that fucked up warehouse bl manhwa.

No. 1188065

is that the popemobile

No. 1188075


No. 1188088

All is forgiven sweet nonnie

No. 1188125

File: 1652981049495.jpeg (218.03 KB, 750x1334, 186ACACA-5161-43F8-912C-4AC3E5…)

When I’m at work I go to the single room bathroom and I drag the trash can over to the toilet and lay it down flat in front of the toilet and I put a toilet seat cover down and I sit down at the toilet and put my feet flat up on the trash can like a squatty potty
Pic unrelated

No. 1188133

File: 1652981368058.png (2.72 MB, 2048x1269, dnd-dragonborn-bard.png)


No. 1188138

Fix your diet, damn

No. 1188162

I have a stool for that. Its my stool stool

No. 1188349

File: 1652990781862.jpg (55.71 KB, 512x384, static-assets-upload1353588972…)

No. 1188372

Pete Davidson looks gorgeous here

No. 1188405

Old request but can someone pleeeeeease finish this?

No. 1188433

да не зашто

No. 1188459

File: 1652993795248.png (Spoiler Image, 1.09 MB, 1000x748, 1645486619-cover-r4x3w1000-5c3…)

No. 1189038

File: 1653034096477.jpeg (77.83 KB, 600x393, F87209F0-5B73-4469-96CF-6E1C16…)

What is going on

No. 1189558

File: 1653062037718.jpeg (679.16 KB, 1256x1920, B9815131-74F0-403B-8E26-5F438A…)

scaring off the demons with my pussay

No. 1189559

File: 1653062060373.gif (Spoiler Image, 423.63 KB, 212x318, 8DDE7D82-0917-4E83-BAA3-D57F4A…)

demons BTFO

No. 1189584

Stone age goatsee

No. 1189628

This is gonna be me later (with a toy, no scrotes)

No. 1189661

File: 1653065343710.jpeg (492.95 KB, 1125x972, 6584E944-7D75-42C4-9FC5-10015F…)

Based, does this mean men are cursing themselves when they view porn?

No. 1189662

>As women give life, they can take it away
new favorite saying

No. 1189668

File: 1653065723623.gif (35.51 KB, 394x78, fSGV (1).gif)

No. 1189693

saved, favorited, memorized, tattooed inside my eyelids (thank you so much nonny!!!)

No. 1189715

Once my nails grow back and it's not pure agony to shitpost it's over for you poindexters

No. 1189887

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No. 1189897

File: 1653072098783.jpg (64.18 KB, 552x539, Tumblr_l_3189642121102164.jpg)

Behold! The original!

No. 1189901

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No. 1189942

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No. 1189949

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Reply if you’d hit chain

No. 1189951

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No. 1189963

File: 1653073365125.gif (614.54 KB, 500x248, oie_WgdDk30qVbwB.gif)

No. 1189980

what's with celebrityfags leaking out of their threads lately

No. 1189981


Kill, Fuck, Marry: Brendan Fraser in

George of the Jungle
Encino Man
The Mummy

No. 1189983

File: 1653073639347.gif (5.97 MB, 466x310, FFB30493-2F4A-475C-B38A-934E78…)


No. 1189986

That’s easy
>kill Rick o Connell
>fuck Encino man Brendan
>Marry george

No. 1189993

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No. 1190003

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No. 1190008

I unironically love winifredclarke
she's great

No. 1190009


Kill Encino Man
Fuck George
Marry The Mummy/Rick

No. 1190010

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No. 1190016

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No. 1190032

my dead mexican grandmother actually looked like this… she died a year ago…

No. 1190038

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hero, she braved so much pain to type this

No. 1190049

File: 1653075539721.gif (494.8 KB, 500x346, ECBE823F-41FC-403D-AC05-F3AEA2…)

repressed memories resurfacing

No. 1190082

I had just got off the phone with Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea And she said that she had seen durell fuckin some other lady

No. 1190107

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No. 1190114

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No. 1190115

Ok this got me.

No. 1190146

Lmao black women

No. 1190166

Rip in peace xxx

No. 1190173

File: 1653077925019.jpeg (24.65 KB, 226x300, 35E79C23-3FF1-4FFD-ACCB-A3B52B…)

Let’s play da story time replies I’ll go to the firs:
I wake up inna bed and I go to da store and buy…

No. 1190190

Hayley Williams and Kanye West should make a Christian rap rock song for me

No. 1190193

No. 1190197

File: 1653078283113.jpeg (137.69 KB, 672x747, 3270CC9E-796E-4F4E-ACCE-B89DFB…)

Two party size bags of M&Ms that I pay while farting uncontrollably, the cashier is my crush, so I…

No. 1190208

File: 1653078470651.jpg (74.57 KB, 1170x1059, FRhWT5-XEAE-TbX.jpg)

I proceed to consume his flesh and absorb him into the hivemind that spontaneously grew from my consciousness 12 days ago. I open one bag of M&Ms…

No. 1190228

This is so unhinged nonna I can't wait to see what comes next

No. 1190238

File: 1653079063226.jpeg (226.78 KB, 466x665, 1B8D892E-83D1-4F62-8033-33D7E3…)

…I broke out of my maladaptive daydream and realised I shidded a bit. I ran outside crying and got hit by a car and died. But then….

No. 1190241

oh no i hate how this made me feel i wanna kms

No. 1190247


No. 1190305

ok deltrese

No. 1190307

File: 1653080614327.jpeg (778.3 KB, 1170x997, E2261B6C-BAD8-4D5B-AC49-CB371C…)

I was revived with the power of necromancy

No. 1190337

File: 1653081968264.jpeg (207.43 KB, 1242x1278, 9CD223CD-52AE-4B6B-91FE-898F3A…)

Satan doesn’t want me to die because I’m his human waifu, and now that I know demons exist he…

No. 1190365

How do become kawaii?

No. 1190372

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No. 1190379

File: 1653084109904.jpg (73.04 KB, 600x900, Queen_Akasha.jpg)

..has named me Queen of the Damned. I use my new influence and power to…

No. 1190380

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No. 1190383

a-arigato onee chan sama

No. 1190384

File: 1653084366117.jpeg (72.08 KB, 569x600, 4285EE69-140E-471D-88B8-553AC3…)

have sex with the devil, and then I also have sex with the grim reaper, and amass all the souls of hot people who I also have sex with. I wake the next morning and…

No. 1190394

Damn he needs some skeletal bars tiddies and then he’s a baddie

No. 1190457

So the scrotes spamming are salty depp fags which is even sadder than his gross fat fans who sit outside of the courtroom, because what’s their endgame? He’s not going to fuck you and he probably thinks you’re dumb

No. 1190461


this makes me wonder, what do /pol/tards think of the whole case, cause depp despite being a man is still a Jew

No. 1190464

And they’re calling for him so badly kek even more retardation than the bots he hired

No. 1190492

File: 1653087012401.jpg (48.69 KB, 860x1200, 1622212778351.jpg)

I am proud of the fact that I am almost completely ignorant of this trial, I don't know what its about, I don't care to see retarded breadtubers shitty opinion on the matter, I don't even care whose right or wrong, might be amber but honestly who really gives a shit, cause I don't

No. 1190516

Wtf this woman is so hot
This is better than the moid one

No. 1190518

File: 1653087650300.jpg (54.99 KB, 622x657, FTOmS38XwAAo1JR.jpg)

make homophobia against men legal once again, as my trusty canine companion has advised me to, due to almost catching SUPER AIDS through a condom thrown out of a car by a homosexual male. As I am about to sign the bill into lawhood forever…

No. 1190519

Yes, this is one of the strongest dingalings we've seen so far. All the gimmemoneys are talking about it. It's such a whoopdedoo.

No. 1190536

What's all this hoopla and balderdash I'm hearing about dingalings? All these shenanigans are stirring up a hootenanny like none other I ain't never saw.

No. 1190539

File: 1653088323511.jpg (74.35 KB, 640x522, tumblr_of4v5iFBln1szaybjo1_640…)

How do you want your meat or plant based food done, nonnies?

No. 1190543

File: 1653088483208.jpeg (195.05 KB, 680x877, CE4BE70B-9124-4E44-B8B6-57DEDC…)

The patrician approach

No. 1190544

Oven baked

No. 1190549

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rare and twitching

No. 1190550

for burgers i like medium and for steaks i like medium rare. for any sort of plant based burger, i like a crispy outside & soft inside

No. 1190560

i'm the exact same nonna

No. 1190569

Medium rare probably

No. 1190572


No. 1190609

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No. 1190615

medium well

No. 1190640

File: 1653094164577.gif (814.49 KB, 432x242, 6920CAEB-4691-45B1-BF17-C0709E…)

somethings wrong w my throat
The trigger to swallow keeps getting activated for no reason like Iiterally I can’t stop swallowing
I’m going insane nonnies

No. 1190688

I guess you're going to die

No. 1190700

File: 1653097483433.gif (511.28 KB, 498x340, hot-topic-burn-down.gif)

Burning down Hot Topic, you want in nonnies? What you bringing to help burn it down?

No. 1190701

File: 1653097525770.png (391.45 KB, 620x481, puppy.PNG)

No. 1190704

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No. 1190705

The holy trinity is complete with pupperito.

No. 1190726

easy mode common idk the differences with any of these

No. 1190753

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No. 1190901

I had a dream but I don't remember anything other than I embedded this video in my lolcow post

No. 1190903

File: 1653118615578.webm (1.02 MB, 540x360, Deer.webm)

i love this video

No. 1190917

Why did the unhinged opinions thread have to be locked???

No. 1190923

jannies are ass munchers

No. 1190928

File: 1653120631455.jpeg (150.59 KB, 929x768, E2B84A11-BC02-4D0C-84D7-04858D…)

Hi kids! Do you like violence?

No. 1190930

Where will I drop my current unhinged opinion, I feel so lost!

No. 1190931

Who planned this image

No. 1190932

Trannyjanny got mad people didn't agree with him when he said eating man ass is empowering.

No. 1190966

Fine I'm just dumping it here. I'm glad the mom of the anon in the depp/heard thread beats the shit out of her dad. I don't give a shit what kind of man he is, he's a man, and I support her mother in absolutely humiliating him and putting him in the hospital. Any time a man is beaten into submission is a great thing to me. I don't give a shit about your dad, anon, and fuck your anecdote trying to discredit other women. Your mom is based I hope she beats your dad to a pulp.

No. 1190969

File: 1653123578475.png (248.58 KB, 462x274, 793A8B2E-F799-48EA-9E02-F02757…)

Okay nonitas…. Who we fucking? Who we marrying? Who we killing?: Apartheid Clyde, Don Juan Amazon, Zaddy Zuck Edition

No. 1190974

I guess I'll fuck bezos cause he's not tragically flawed physically and I like his sunglasses, I'm going to marry Elon and live Grimes style and spend all of my time locked in a room surrounded by swords and bi-lighting, my only true companion is my laptop and I guess that baby in the corner, and then I'm going to brutally murder the Zuck.

No. 1190980

Kill muskrat the autist, marry bezos, fuck zucker.

No. 1190982

Fuck Elon because I want in on the AB/Grimes drama, marry Zuck because he seems fine with an average looking wife, kill Bezos because he's the ugliest and oldest

No. 1190988

File: 1653124956981.gif (4.33 MB, 750x549, the goose whisperer.gif)

Does this turn you on?

No. 1190989

>saying musk isn't the ugliest
Ew. Inshallah you wont end up as the tenth babymomma of his.

No. 1190992

What kind of deluded grandpa-fucker wouldn't consider bald old Bezos the ugliest?

Elon is more fat than ugly, but either way at least he has hair.

No. 1190994

File: 1653125693884.jpeg (117.37 KB, 960x720, C20C227D-1DA6-4E3A-8AB3-2147CA…)

>at least he has hair now

No. 1190995

I made you a gift and you ignore it!? I'm giving up, it's all coming down, I'm throwing it all away, this is the end of it all, I'm throwing in the towel, I'm tucking and rolling out of a moving vehicle off a bridge into the sea this is just too much injustice

No. 1191005

File: 1653126411342.jpeg (527.67 KB, 1170x1277, 0362945A-9561-46FE-B856-F9A8E9…)

After thinking way more about this than I should have…
Definitely kill Zuck. Don’t think an explanation is needed as to why. Fuck Muskrat. There’s a possibility of a child, which I do want, and we’d be set for for life without having to deal with his turbo-autism. Marry Bezos. He’s weird but kind of endearing, he’ll die way before me, and his body isn’t terrible now that he’s on whatever.

As a bonus: I’d be spit roasted by the founders of google and then marry one of them, preferably Larry Page, after killing Warren Buffet

No. 1191011

Fuck Zuck, Marry Bezos and Kill Musk

No. 1191015

He's an icon. I love his devilish laugh too.
Muskrat keeps harassing women and trying to turn his gfs into weird bimbo dolls. He's also bald.

No. 1191097

File: 1653136736508.jpeg (3.55 MB, 2700x1840, 1653079197065.jpeg)

Marry and then kill all of them, pressure their teams to close down all of their platforms after archiving them, distribute their wealth to all their workers so they are free for the rest of their lives and use the rest to buy tiktok just to close it down too.

No. 1191098

I think this nonnie has the right answer ladies

No. 1191099

File: 1653136994312.png (457.78 KB, 699x924, c85n3e9ws7e21.png)

I think I might have a crush on Knuckles

No. 1191115

Fuck Zuck (because it’s fun to say, and he’s the least frightening looking and the youngest), Marry Elongated Muskrat for the money and kill Bezos because who cares and Amazon sucks

No. 1191118

File: 1653138571841.gif (2.77 MB, 330x250, PowerlessForcefulBrownbutterfl…)

>Elongated Muskrat

No. 1191151

Wake up nonnies

No. 1191177

File: 1653144310407.gif (3.14 MB, 360x202, F500DB92-6E29-4615-9BDE-33090E…)

I mean he’s definitely got himbo vibes

No. 1191191

The animation of that cartoon is so weird.

No. 1191434

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No. 1191450

File: 1653158429646.png (2.68 MB, 1165x2128, Knuckles_SB.png)

Don't even get me started on that Sonic Boom design, what a beef cake

No. 1191470

No. 1191614

File: 1653168696061.png (1.73 MB, 1280x720, _109998313_founders.png)

>I’d be spit roasted by the founders of google

No. 1191635

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No. 1191808

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Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it too when they’re billionaires

No. 1191812

Kek I want this

No. 1191849

I hope these men get a google alert every time they are mentioned on this site if only to terrorize them

No. 1191866

i wouldn't. doesn't the one on the right look like a fat uncle now too

No. 1191871

absolute vibes

No. 1191875

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No. 1191892

File: 1653187886845.jpg (172.94 KB, 679x738, 1653187660932.jpg)

Someone is defending tranny porn on /m/.

No. 1191945

File: 1653192947185.png (152.46 KB, 593x860, F1F37AA5-EC0F-4D1C-A475-2A0B5D…)

Not just a trans a literal pedo, first and foremost.
^ read the threads

No. 1191947

Didn’t link correctly but just look it up on snow

No. 1192004

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No. 1192008

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No. 1192025

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No. 1192042

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No. 1192059

File: 1653203485024.png (44.11 KB, 1071x462, animu_then_and_now_by_dogisaga…)

Dogisaga is the real queen. Too bad she's trooning

No. 1192064

File: 1653203729645.png (246.24 KB, 459x352, 12DA637B-44B0-452A-A7E4-6F3A40…)

I’m high off of coke and ready to report some moids

No. 1192066

Share some with me pls nonny x

No. 1192067

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No. 1192512

File: 1653239983936.jpg (1.23 MB, 1716x874, imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-0X93…)

His wrestler shorts have butt pads.

No. 1192517

She's a 4chan pickme that only cried about the nazi abusing her when he stopped kissing her ugly ass.

No. 1192641

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No. 1192791

File: 1653255612272.jpeg (43.36 KB, 616x353, c3382146d9a208fda06bc3168b67ab…)

Yeah I love war games, you'd never understand the deep bond and almost fraternal comradery between soldiers

No. 1192831

No. 1192842

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nishiki ass flashbacks

No. 1192849

I love this thread, you are all my sisters

No. 1192855

File: 1653261067981.gif (2.04 MB, 380x285, 27c.gif)

No. 1192857

He puts him down so gently

No. 1192869

They had to give up the butt pads for Kiwami because of budget issues.

No. 1192872

File: 1653262680811.jpg (350.95 KB, 1170x1188, tumblr_9e7746b18ee56a59761e4e9…)

Anyone follow this program before? I'd really like to have my own head of snake hair but I don't want to be tricked by a mlm and wake up with green pipe cleaners taped onto my head.

No. 1193014

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No. 1193018

Why am i laughing so hard at this?

No. 1193021

This video, her story, and her man are fucking disgusting. Sounds like the type dude that’s been jerking off to you anonymously and eventually meets up and kills you. Some christina grimmie shit. She sounds like she has no experience or self esteem

No. 1193025

Sorry, sf, but look at that fucking thumbnail

No. 1193040

File: 1653274953179.png (65.94 KB, 221x225, flexo.png)

based manlet Flexo > walking meme incel Bender

No. 1193076

File: 1653278984723.jpg (86.49 KB, 720x1059, 20220523_010717.jpg)

Kek, someone uploaded an /m/ thread to pinterest.

No. 1193077

Hi My name is Gay McGayHomo but you can find me on SoundCloud as Lil ChumpPumpn'Dump, nice to meet you!

No. 1193078

Kek wtfffff

No. 1193136

There are a lot of pinned pictures from earlier dumb bitch memes on pintery, nothing new actually

No. 1193143

Shoeonhead Syndrome

No. 1193144

File: 1653285213239.jpeg (240.27 KB, 590x983, 4CB3E637-A21D-43CE-950C-3DAD4B…)

No. 1193159

so troons that are even more delusional than the average troon thinking they naturally look like an anime girl without even putting the slightest effort into femininity?

No. 1193182

I hate that some people think Anisa ruined Icuckz. He knew how to mask his behavior enough to get by. Anisa just got him to take the mask completely off. Kek.

No. 1193185


No. 1193203

Recent copium due to losing boxing event along with SH drama is funny. Don't like SH, but it's hysterical how easy the guy can get under Icuckz skin. Tldr: nerd likes making people look like clowns but is actually a clown himself. Doubles down on clown behavior.

No. 1193282

Anyone worthy of life will forever worship my pubes

No. 1193336

hell yeah nona

No. 1193338

File: 1653291522838.gif (436.43 KB, 320x240, 7QRB.gif)

No. 1193348

File: 1653291783580.jpg (56.26 KB, 604x453, c8ac797b641d1ee2eeb2107d36a572…)

Just wanna have dinner with my ladies in some shoe chairs.

No. 1193393

File: 1653295004784.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.06 MB, 1046x1695, 37CC0B1B-9985-4345-9BBB-03C028…)

He looks like every other old Russian-Jew man kek there’s worse

No. 1193798

File: 1653322870189.jpg (75.28 KB, 476x427, 2s1r6l.jpg)

I remember one time I played that map and some guy in the game said he had made it. I said he was lying but then I googled it and he really had made it. Sorry, Schwa.

No. 1194180

File: 1653339416846.gif (13.72 MB, 360x480, F97838CC-A699-42DF-8AC2-A1D201…)

Literally me (I did this )

No. 1194228

Is this from amimorphs? Ŵy is she a male lion?

No. 1194231

maybe she's one of those maned lionesses kek

No. 1194263

Oh yeah? Well you're just coping and you're seething. You're projecting and a pickme. Keep crying. Anons are attacking each other (with words) and it's actually women who are worse and you're a femcel and a whore and you hit the wall and you're a cat lady and you can go die with your cats and you're a bitch and a stacy and you think you're soooo hot just because you're a stacy. Oh you want to shit on bpders? … sounds like something a bpder would do! I can tell that you're fat by the way you type and your nigel is off fucking a skinnier woman right now. Wouldn't want to be you fatty. I don't even care. You're so bitter and angry and I'm not. God you're so emotional and bothered. Unlike me.

I said I clearly don't care. Can't you see me not caring?? Seethe harder you ugly retard bitch. I'm just chilling.

No. 1194284

File: 1653349159082.png (231.24 KB, 580x319, image-141.png)

Yeah, alright!
Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops, my poops!
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop? (all that poop, all that poop)
Woo! Woo!
I'ma poop-poop-poop, oh yeah!
Gonna get loopy off my poopy!
My poop, my poop (that's right!)
My poop, my poop, my poop! (check it out!)
I drive my parents crazy, the poop I need every day-ay-ay-ay (ay-ay-ay)
She's smelling fart shake up swag
Got my poop designer bags
Even pooey puts on
Hey Louie, I'm the cool one
Cuz' if you want the real thing, you're spending those big bucks
But when you rock a Poopsie
You just be poopin' it all up!
We munch on my poop pizzas
Pooping slime until who knows
Poopsie Slime Surprise! (surprise!)
My poops, my poops, my poops!
They got me wearing glitter
It could end up on Twitter
But we can keep on playing
Cuz' "poop on!" is all I'm saying
Watcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
Hey, let's start some drama
I got bestie poopin' llamas
So don't squish me up or roll
Just let me poop into my bowl!
Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops!

Check it out! (OK!)
They say my poops' so shiny
My glitter-slimy besties
Whenever we get down
We spread sparkly poop for brown
My poops, my poops, my poops!
My sparkly glitter poops!
Whatcha' gonna do?
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
Woop, woop!
I'mma poo-poo-poo-poop a ton
Poopsie, that's the floor 1-1
Poosie Slime Surprise
My poop, my poop
My poop, my poop, my poops!
Woo, I'm pooped!

No. 1194294

File: 1653349875923.png (202.14 KB, 409x441, tumblr_5ec9be38a0fae3e5c892336…)

if he were a fakeboi he would have a vergilia

No. 1194298

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You okay, nona?

No. 1194302

After that, not a bit okay

No. 1194305

Wanna get a smoothie with me then?

No. 1194313

Absolutely. What flavor you getting?

No. 1194324

File: 1653352061283.jpg (201.58 KB, 1200x800, PREVIEW_SCREENSHOT2_166505.0.j…)

He would not last a day in bongistan.

No. 1194329

Either a strawberry/lime/peach one or pineapple/orange/grapefruit one. What you gonna get, nona?

No. 1194335

why.. why

No. 1194339

File: 1653353190297.png (505.56 KB, 584x739, tumblr_6e9b9e293d271267ab8c140…)

Unlike Dante, Vergil officially lost his vergility. Loser.

No. 1194341

today i will get a wawa quesadilla

No. 1194342

Based wawa

No. 1194348

File: 1653353956898.jpg (61.58 KB, 750x920, flat,750x1000,075,f.jpg)

No. 1194350

File: 1653354533300.jpeg (43.99 KB, 494x621, images - 2022-05-22T034343.899…)

No. 1194356

I'm sick and I want monster java mean bean. Por que?

No. 1194440

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No. 1194452

I don’t mind this, hopefully it’ll distract visitors from the real one.

No. 1194500

isn't that the spinoff for banned kiwi users or something

No. 1194503

File: 1653370078759.jpeg (90.48 KB, 800x1089, CB966EFE-3C42-487E-80AA-EE0EFA…)

I will now be incorporating Don Juan Amazon into my vernacular.
Fuck Musky
Kill Zuck
Marry Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen

No. 1194509

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I can make up for Vergil's lost vergility by giving him mine.

No. 1194516

fuck dr evil begrudgingly
marry clyde and then kill him for the insurance money before he puts his hands near me
kill zuck bc I still think he's a lizard person

No. 1194599

File: 1653379853085.jpg (70.04 KB, 540x662, tumblr_dfc1949cf62baa166a99568…)

i'm right behind you

No. 1195132

mamma mia here i go again

No. 1196185

Why aren't you all posting, I'll start: I dreamed that I watched a video of a limp bizkit song and the song was really cool and the video was really cool

No. 1196213

File: 1653491383511.jpg (33.14 KB, 600x408, 1762836092-pc62e8fef5a0cd715be…)

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", 'cause that would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

No. 1196690

File: 1653515940719.jpeg (87.57 KB, 450x426, 9F7A8B2C-5EC9-4159-8B16-8F04D6…)

i would fuck the mothman

No. 1196695

May you be blessed with healthy moth-children

No. 1196697

i'm gonna use zbrush to erase those abs

No. 1196715

Get in line pal.

No. 1196753

mothman dildo mould

No. 1196764

File: 1653519290117.jpeg (85.99 KB, 750x1000, 11940693-3749-40BC-9AC4-DD84E9…)

I’d suck (his cock) and fuck (him)

No. 1197006

Ayyy just got out of the insane asylum missed you nonas

No. 1197018

File: 1653535169210.gif (834.19 KB, 480x358, download (19).gif)

Welcome back!!!!!!!!

No. 1197022

What if his cock was upside down or in the back since his legs are backwards. And his ass was in the front.

No. 1197034

I can't beli

that this is a real product

No. 1197048

Animorphag here, you can turn into whichever animal you touch to acquire its DNA, so if she touched a male lion, she'd have its mane and all. (In the book Rachel turned into a grizzly bear but I guess in the show it was a lion?)

(Loved those books as a kid, what a trip down memory lane kek)

No. 1197052

lmao nona I love your brain

No. 1197055

Same, the smile at the end fucking kills me

No. 1197067

I read some of the books too, i remember one of the kids gets permanently stuck as a hawk for the rest of his life, that's kinda fucked up. Never watched the show but the early cgi looks fun

No. 1197732

File: 1653589206282.jpg (2.38 MB, 1055x3193, 1653588912816.jpg)

Tag who you are on the Moe Blob War
I don't know what country that is, but column D row 9 has a really nice uniform, so I'm calling dibs on her

No. 1197734

I’m England-chan, I’m not bri’sh but she’s cute.

No. 1197743

I want to be the finnish one with the hedgehog because she has a hedgehog, but only if we are all at war against scrotes and not against other girls

No. 1197754

File: 1653590176364.jpg (56.53 KB, 564x564, ebae88008c2becd7727e532d050bde…)

Which British-chan are you though? Unless there's an specific England-chan that I am missing

Yes, for live rounds it's strictly against males. We could play airsoft with ourselves though.

I usually don't like these "moe blobs as military personnel", especially when looking for real life military women stuff, but some can be fun. RIP Spain-chan for not being fully dressed, though.

No. 1197761

Why is the UK traumatized

No. 1197766

File: 1653591072307.jpg (42.08 KB, 512x433, 9ec44d5dd711a3247865adff2747c6…)

this is hetalia erasure

No. 1197795

File: 1653592537900.png (630.33 KB, 848x634, lol.png)

I'm too cool for school

No. 1197816

File: 1653593267491.jpeg (44.15 KB, 480x360, 1.jpeg)

Tag Yourself

No. 1197817

File: 1653593293840.jpg (12.71 KB, 480x270, 526154-hairstyle23.jpg)

No. 1197820

Old man eyepatch in croptop. Duh

No. 1197823

SA- Im both pink cowboy hat girls

No. 1197825

File: 1653593530215.jpg (30.83 KB, 587x483, edtzh9pcekn61.jpg)


No. 1197827

im the spooky skeleton

No. 1197835

File: 1653593987647.png (75.12 KB, 137x249, 9.PNG)

i want this outfit, but no furry shit. Just comfy shit.

No. 1197839

File: 1653594012399.png (407.49 KB, 709x449, Capture.PNG)

No. 1197844

I want to make this

No. 1197881

File: 1653595621205.png (996.22 KB, 1920x620, 060ad92489947d410d897474079c14…)

About to go to the Purble Place, you guys want anything?

No. 1197895

Three tiered pink heart shaped cake with white and yellow frosting and sprinkles. Thanks

No. 1197911

File: 1653597485841.png (29.14 KB, 114x137, cake.PNG)

Here you go queen

No. 1197917

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W-what about me…?

No. 1198057

yo i just bought this game a couple weeks ago because it was on sale, i even have the cat familiar

No. 1198324

File: 1653627718571.jpg (188.9 KB, 580x580, m_609001b681a36c502bc35421.jpg)

My stomach hurts nonnies

No. 1198332

File: 1653628090665.jpeg (136.57 KB, 567x673, 10404DCE-B11E-4414-A118-DC548C…)

Imagine being male hahaha

No. 1198358

File: 1653632292636.jpeg (94.66 KB, 1920x1080, 1920.jpeg)

mmm i want m&m so many of them i was always jelly of the rich kids who got the big m&m toy statue thingies

No. 1198381

File: 1653634545862.jpg (426.05 KB, 1200x1200, chicago-bowel-perforation-lawy…)

I'm sorry but he isn't going to make it

No. 1198382

not a fujo but i love this kek

No. 1198472

File: 1653641106144.png (698.85 KB, 584x670, yummy.png)

Yummy thanks!

No. 1198510

File: 1653642844044.jpg (10.83 KB, 172x154, fatty.jpg)

share with fatty bear!

No. 1198577

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pouring one out for anna. she could've been radicalized and been a force for good if she wasn't tormented to death. she came close at times

No. 1198586

File: 1653648099213.jpeg (471.95 KB, 1536x2048, CyZBwZzXEAEXpxp.jpeg)

The book of essays "All the lives I want" has a fantastic chapter on her. Highly recommended. The whole book is amazing.
Anyway how to get to know Anna Nicole better? Should I watch her reality show? I remember anon linking a PDF of a book about her (I think memories of her friends???) but I cannot for the life of me find it on Goodreads (or even the file on my computer).

No. 1198589

File: 1653648450612.jpeg (7.83 KB, 240x240, images.jpeg)

Furry luv

No. 1198597

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i disagree a lot with what that says, even though it's trying to sort of give her credit. she had a HARD as fuck life and was actually hilarious and had a wonderful spirit about her. not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbh. watch her reality show. she was absolutely exploited during it but you can tell she was a nice person who cared deeply for her child and was non-judgemental and just a funny spirit. she needed guidance in her life and protection. instead she was preyed upon relentlessly and mocked to no end for anything and everything.

No. 1198601

Embarrassing pictures of billionaire men is my kink. I want more, nonnnies!!

No. 1198630

I respect your opinion on the essay. Maybe I will see it in a different light once I get to know about Anna more. I think in the later parts the author goes into the exploitation and obsession with Anna's body, but it's been some time since I've read it. The author is clearly a libfem, but she has some important things to say despite that. I love that book.
>not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbh
I think she may have had dyslexia. Obviously IDK, I just googled. Here are some quotes on that:
>The sense of waste and tragedy could've been heightened by Smith's near illiteracy - the fact that she wrote "no" when she meant "know," or that she couldn't spell "pride."
Another source:
>With all her success, having pulled herself up into 'higher society' by the bootstraps, Giancola explained he was surprised to find out that Anna was practically illiterate.
>The director elaborated that in the film he worked with her on, he found out that Smith "could barely read." It came as a surprise because Smith had worked in Hollywood as an actress, so fans would assume she could read a script, at the very least.
>But perhaps it's not that surprising, because Anna Nicole did grow up poor in a small town, and had her first child as a teen. She started out working in fast food, and she didn't go to college, nor did she finish high school. In fact, she only attended high school until her sophomore year.
>In Anna's own words, she "don't read so good," said Giancola, and she was "functionally illiterate." Although, she probably had plenty of people to do the important reading of contracts and whatnot for her, so it's perhaps not entirely surprising that she managed to keep the secret throughout her career.
Of course it can all be moid bullshit, I can see how Massey went with it as it is considered true.

No. 1198641

Until EVERY tranny is living in my head, rent free, I will NOT rest

No. 1198644

I don’t know much about her but I always felt so incredibly bad for her, it’s obvious she was taken advantage of by a lot of men. I’m recalling that one interview she did with Howard Stern where he asks her to weigh herself in exchange for money and she just seemed so offended and defeated and it absolutely broke my heart.

No. 1198651

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Mind you, this is what she looked like when everyone was ragging on her for being "so fat"

No. 1198656

Imo she was still beautiful, those men were probably just seething that even as a “fattie” she’d never fuck them.

No. 1199026

adriana lima is now a similar weight to her now (because of pregnancy) and i see anons making fun of her and calling her piggy.

No. 1199155

File: 1653674160476.jpg (45.03 KB, 637x676, do not do this!!!.jpg)

No. 1199167

File: 1653674658444.jpg (27.75 KB, 450x450, tumblr_phbt876xOR1r4ndvno1_500…)

would it be tingly or burny

No. 1199168

I was suckin a mint in class and my throat made a fart sound like a little throat queef (thweef) and now Im certain everyone thinks I'm nasty!

No. 1199181

Lately I've been stockpiling sanitary towels because I've fallen victim to the weirdest form of consumerism I guess.. Hell I'd probably buy these too.

The colorful packaging is what gets me

No. 1199197

Tingly. If you've ever accidently touched yourself after chopping fresh chili peppers, you'd know how that will BURN.
My forgettfull ass speaks from experience.
Same here. Love this shade of red.

No. 1199203

The color makes me wonder whether Christmas tampons exist

No. 1199496

Read Touching from a Distance by Deborah Curtis. I liked she included lyrics for the songs, songs not made, and unfinished works.

No. 1199619

I love her so much. She was ahead of her time in every way and it’s very tragic that she and her son are not here to see her finally get her flowers. She was unapologetic in a time when women were brutally crucified and objectified by the media in a new way that went unregulated. Only just now is Britney finally getting the apologies she deserves, Anna deserves them as well.

No. 1199721

File: 1653693968551.jpeg (40.75 KB, 461x525, 1584946068355.jpeg)

she said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubbles blowing zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga

No. 1199836

File: 1653704536485.jpeg (82.55 KB, 640x960, C48D569C-4F87-4BEC-A9D4-679BEA…)

I love Anna but even pregnant Lima is not the same weight lol

No. 1199842

File: 1653705248800.jpg (13.63 KB, 408x612, chinese middle finger.jpg)

Fuk all of u

No. 1199845

Anna Nicole's life was incredibly fascinating and tragic. After her son's death, i believe she really died of heart break and lost the will to live. It's so sad.

No. 1199847

File: 1653705960731.png (52.36 KB, 640x480, when in doubt pinky out-201064…)

No. 1199849

She got pregnancy bloat and anons are saying she looks like any girl you’d see in the grocery store like I’m not taking anything these bitches say seriously

No. 1199929

I think anons (and regular people irl honestly) don’t realize how TINY these models are so in this case, Adriana having some pregnancy bloat in her face makes them think she’s gained a considerable amount of weight. The reality is she still does modeling even while pregnant and besides the obvious pregnancy bump and superficial bloating, she still has an insane model body.

This applies to men in Hollywood, too. Standing next to a 5’9 150lb actor feels like standing next to a twig. When they gain 20lbs of muscle they look crazy on film but in reality they are just very fit 5’9 170lb dudes.

No. 1200025

File: 1653723175326.jpeg (64.82 KB, 460x906, 540E9163-D9C9-4133-9451-47D934…)

Ask and you shall receive

No. 1200059

What. The. Fuck. Silicon Valley sex parties are real and this is the image that confirmed it for me.

No. 1200066

Oh my lanta that is one of the faggiest things I have ever seen

No. 1200260

Massive Tits

No. 1200262

Titan Tits

No. 1200319

No. 1200327

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Dicke titten

No. 1200346

I thought this was meant to be a faggot JC Denton

No. 1200522

I can feel my veins turning into eighty executives

No. 1201259

File: 1653819509931.jpeg (91.85 KB, 900x506, 31A15C13-C4BF-45E0-85A7-AF46F4…)

Here’s one for the girlie above that wants to be spit roasted by these two fags

No. 1201305

Am I the only one who finds the father of her daughter and his relationship with her creepy? I'm worried for that girl

No. 1201377

File: 1653831527524.gif (308.59 KB, 590x655, tumblr_bd91c69d3d4658395e2f59c…)

good mornign desu

No. 1201383

File: 1653832070749.jpg (14.01 KB, 425x424, ae1.jpg)

No. 1201385

File: 1653832177251.jpg (18.18 KB, 474x474, 637133870e76cc244345929c09ccd0…)

mew mew

No. 1201394

File: 1653832973342.png (83.93 KB, 335x301, socute.png)

Good dog!
Good kitty!

No. 1201495

File: 1653840737431.jpg (5.74 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

bonk for all

No. 1201505

Yo, did you just say bonk?

No. 1201509

File: 1653841435801.gif (1.28 MB, 500x415, yVKjU0Q.gif)

finally some good bonking music

No. 1201652

Need to stop pooping……………….. My belly is sensitive .

No. 1201696

File: 1653851013493.jpeg (21.06 KB, 720x720, images (2).jpeg)

The brontosarus stays ON during sex

No. 1201712

File: 1653851943232.jpg (47.39 KB, 720x711, special_drink.jpg)

Golden pee sorry I mean Passing wind sorry I mean Golden wee

No. 1201715

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No. 1202081

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No. 1202305

I punch her activating my hatsu's rquirements ONE EYED PEORPLE POEOPLE EATER WITH A RANGE OF 147 METERS AND A POWER ability of 8 on a ten point scale with a XIAO XIAO XIAO (Pucnhing noise sfx) and beat that bitch back into stone ocean (titular prison from Jojo sixhtp art"

No. 1202313

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No. 1202345

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You know what, that's fair

No. 1202361

Hong Kong was the best Shadowrun game.

No. 1202377

File: 1653889488795.jpg (686.01 KB, 3072x2007, deiemcn-1caa0415-9137-47a2-b34…)

I know /ot/ loves boobahs so imma post my creation here as well.

No. 1202411


Where does the love come from? I used to watch the show and it low-key irritated me but I loved those little boobahs, dammit. What's the appeal? Are we crazy? Please send help.

No. 1202413

Omg. /ot/ loves boohbahs too? I have found my people. Beautiful work, nona.

Which one is your fave? I'm partial to Zing Zing Zingbah and ofc Zubah (purple).

Do they look kinda like uncircumcised penises to anyone else?

No. 1202415

>Where does the love come from
Bunker threads. We had a very serious discussion about the genitals of boobahs jk I think some anon just posted a picture of boobahs with penises without realizing it was..ahem inappropriate, and it became a short lived joke.

No. 1202417

File: 1653896839023.gif (926.33 KB, 244x184, dark-sided-wife-swap.gif)

Boohbahs are demonic

No. 1202424

Yes they do and I like the blue one

No. 1202461

it's a show?? i just thought they were some weird furby thing kek

No. 1202464

File: 1653902792718.jpeg (80.31 KB, 456x555, B43AC0D7-1939-4303-B24E-24EDAC…)


No. 1202465

File: 1653902907819.jpg (36.13 KB, 293x419, 64_gummor-293x419.jpg)

mwaaahhh dance with me

No. 1202468

She needs a stylist. Looking like a mentally disturbed depressed eighteen year old who was a cop and scarred by the experience with bad lipstick. Shameful. In Italy they'd call her a hairy meatball.

No. 1202474


No. 1202483

File: 1653905915190.jpg (61.62 KB, 293x419, 32_gummor-293x419.jpg)

love you too my sweet nonita!!!

No. 1202484

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No. 1202487

File: 1653906363871.gif (154.92 KB, 220x123, B659A38F-6422-4B88-9942-15240F…)

i love those paintings so much i want what they have

No. 1202489

File: 1653906599025.jpg (215.16 KB, 350x500, Inge_Look_31 Making a call.jpg)

this could be us nonna! ♥

No. 1202497

No. 1202554

File: 1653911989334.jpeg (6.41 KB, 235x215, descarga.jpeg)

No. 1202557

visited tennessee over the weekend and left my tinder on and holy moly the guys there are all so hot and i was getting so many matches with model tier men that ACTUALLY share my interests. a tear sheds from me eye at the thought of returning back to midwestern hell where it’s nothing but literal brain dead uglies who vape all day and stay indoors. that being said tho people in the cities in tennessee are pretty degen with their partying and drinking so maybe i’m not missing out

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No. 1202578

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No. 1202584

Delicious blue color.

No. 1202587

File: 1653915658112.jpg (62.7 KB, 640x640, ab6761610000e5eb4bb01904899983…)

liquid smurf

No. 1202594

File: 1653916010627.jpg (7.86 KB, 257x196, Gargamel.jpg)


No. 1202626

I'm gonna kill myself and wake up in 2006, who's comin?

No. 1202628

File: 1653918550009.jpeg (25.14 KB, 437x435, 5C85E395-4B72-464A-83C9-A6B355…)

Can’t we wake up in 2000?

No. 1202631

No bitch, we go to 2006 or you ain't comin

No. 1202638

File: 1653919616486.jpeg (46.78 KB, 626x352, DE9E27F3-6DCA-464C-98F6-43EF93…)

BUT 2000!!!!!

No. 1202640

Yes. I have so many fond memories of 2000. 2003 was my first real anime con and I miss that era so much. back before thots, IG , twt and FB even existed.

No. 1202643

ew wtf. Women, love yourselves

No. 1202647

I was just a happy toddler going to school and being praised for my English knowledge, eating ice cream every Friday, watching comfy cartoons and making nests for my dolls.

No. 1202666

I was only a kid in 2000, I want to relive my preteen years not my play in the dirt years, as fun as playing in the dirt is.

No. 1202679

Anyone else sweaty as fuck this fine day?

No. 1202688

File: 1653924472444.gif (1.86 MB, 494x331, F8BAA4C2-43E6-478F-A185-1828DF…)

ME why is it so damn warm???

No. 1202710

File: 1653925480483.gif (21.29 KB, 221x237, gaudi-fan.gif)

The Sun is trying to kill us off faster

No. 1202718

File: 1653925902596.jpg (74.97 KB, 719x911, 22a3975f6eb4dc6234e7e5502cdb18…)

What would you do if you woke up and saw this

No. 1202722

I would let him swat at me, he's a cutie.

No. 1202847

File: 1653931031205.jpg (237.38 KB, 1536x2048, ENAdU6UUYAErj1K.jpg)

lemon pi g

No. 1202851

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No. 1202852

File: 1653931265763.jpg (339.31 KB, 1536x2048, EjvSm_2U4AEhpVH.jpg)

Gluurchk glurchk gluckhc

No. 1202853

No, no no no no, no I don't like this. No anon.

No. 1202855

File: 1653931331957.jpg (319.25 KB, 1484x2048, EjwSLPJVgAAys3O.jpg)


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No. 1202858

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No. 1202861

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No. 1202863

File: 1653931528424.gif (197.13 KB, 99x99, shot-sad.gif)

I'm I'm sorry nonnie, I'm sorry!

No. 1202869

File: 1653931720783.jpg (231.83 KB, 1152x2048, EjvVPBBXcAUmU0w.jpg)

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.

Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.

Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid but plaid.

Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak,
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
Woven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.

Say, expecting fraud and trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
Missiles, similes, reviles.

Wholly, holly, signal, signing,
Same, examining, but mining,
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far.

From ‘desire’: desirable—admirable from ‘admire’,
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
Gertrude, German, wind and wind,
Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.

Have you ever yet endeavoured
To pronounce revered and severed,
Demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,
Peter, petrol and patrol?

Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.

Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which exactly rhymes with khaki.
Discount, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward,
Ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?
Right! Your pronunciation’s OK.
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Is your R correct in higher?
Keats asserts it rhymes Thalia.
Hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,
Buoyant, minute, but minute.

Say abscission with precision,
Now: position and transition;
Would it tally with my rhyme
If I mentioned paradigm?

Twopence, threepence, tease are easy,
But cease, crease, grease and greasy?
Cornice, nice, valise, revise,
Rabies, but lullabies.

Of such puzzling words as nauseous,
Rhyming well with cautious, tortious,
You’ll envelop lists, I hope,
In a linen envelope.

Would you like some more? You’ll have it!
Affidavit, David, davit.
To abjure, to perjure. Sheik
Does not sound like Czech but ache.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed but vowed.

Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover.
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice,
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,
Suit, suite, ruin. Circuit, conduit
Rhyme with ‘shirk it’ and ‘beyond it’,
But it is not hard to tell
Why it’s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.

Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
Has the A of drachm and hammer.
Pussy, hussy and possess,
Desert, but desert, address.

Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants
Hoist in lieu of flags left pennants.
Courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,
Cow, but Cowper, some and home.

‘Solder, soldier! Blood is thicker’,
Quoth he, ‘than liqueur or liquor’,
Making, it is sad but true,
In bravado, much ado.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant.

Arsenic, specific, scenic,
Relic, rhetoric, hygienic.
Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close,
Paradise, rise, rose, and dose.

Say inveigh, neigh, but inveigle,
Make the latter rhyme with eagle.
Mind! Meandering but mean,
Valentine and magazine.

And I bet you, dear, a penny,
You say mani-(fold) like many,
Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,
Tier (one who ties), but tier.

Arch, archangel; pray, does erring
Rhyme with herring or with stirring?
Prison, bison, treasure trove,
Treason, hover, cover, cove,
Perseverance, severance. Ribald
Rhymes (but piebald doesn’t) with nibbled.
Phaeton, paean, gnat, ghat, gnaw,
Lien, psychic, shone, bone, pshaw.

Don’t be down, my own, but rough it,
And distinguish buffet, buffet;
Brood, stood, roof, rook, school, wool, boon,
Worcester, Boleyn, to impugn.

Say in sounds correct and sterling
Hearse, hear, hearken, year and yearling.
Evil, devil, mezzotint,
Mind the Z! (A gentle hint.)

Now you need not pay attention
To such sounds as I don’t mention,
Sounds like pores, pause, pours and paws,
Rhyming with the pronoun yours;
Nor are proper names included,
Though I often heard, as you did,
Funny rhymes to unicorn,
Yes, you know them, Vaughan and Strachan.

No, my maiden, coy and comely,
I don’t want to speak of Cholmondeley.
No. Yet Froude compared with proud
Is no better than McLeod.

But mind trivial and vial,
Tripod, menial, denial,
Troll and trolley, realm and ream,
Schedule, mischief, schism, and scheme.

Argil, gill, Argyll, gill. Surely
May be made to rhyme with Raleigh,
But you’re not supposed to say
Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.

Had this invalid invalid
Worthless documents? How pallid,
How uncouth he, couchant, looked,
When for Portsmouth I had booked!

Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite,
Paramour, enamoured, flighty,
Episodes, antipodes,
Acquiesce, and obsequies.

Please don’t monkey with the geyser,
Don’t peel ’taters with my razor,
Rather say in accents pure:
Nature, stature and mature.

Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly,
Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,
Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan,
Wan, sedan and artisan.

The TH will surely trouble you
More than R, CH or W.
Say then these phonetic gems:
Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.

Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,
There are more but I forget ’em—
Wait! I’ve got it: Anthony,
Lighten your anxiety.

The archaic word albeit
Does not rhyme with eight—you see it;
With and forthwith, one has voice,
One has not, you make your choice.

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger;
Then say: singer, ginger, linger.
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age,
Hero, heron, query, very,
Parry, tarry, fury, bury,
Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth,
Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.

Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners,
Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners
Holm you know, but noes, canoes,
Puisne, truism, use, to use?

Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual,
Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height,
Put, nut, granite, and unite.

Reefer does not rhyme with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, senate, but sedate.

Gaelic, Arabic, pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific;
Tour, but our, dour, succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Say manoeuvre, yacht and vomit,
Next omit, which differs from it
Bona fide, alibi
Gyrate, dowry and awry.

Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion,
Rally with ally; yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!

Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess—it is not safe,
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf.

Starry, granary, canary,
Crevice, but device, and eyrie,
Face, but preface, then grimace,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, oust, joust, and scour, but scourging;
Ear, but earn; and ere and tear
Do not rhyme with here but heir.

Mind the O of off and often
Which may be pronounced as orphan,
With the sound of saw and sauce;
Also soft, lost, cloth and cross.

Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting?
Yes: at golf it rhymes with shutting.
Respite, spite, consent, resent.
Liable, but Parliament.

Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work.

A of valour, vapid vapour,
S of news (compare newspaper),
G of gibbet, gibbon, gist,
I of antichrist and grist,
Differ like diverse and divers,
Rivers, strivers, shivers, fivers.
Once, but nonce, toll, doll, but roll,
Polish, Polish, poll and poll.

Pronunciation—think of Psyche!—
Is a paling, stout and spiky.
Won’t it make you lose your wits
Writing groats and saying ‘grits’?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel
Strewn with stones like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington, and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Don’t you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough?
Hiccough has the sound of sup.
My advice is: GIVE IT UP!

No. 1202870

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No. 1202878

File: 1653932026910.gif (1.79 MB, 354x192, soul-winnie.gif)

I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of fruit animals, let them win

No. 1202932

File: 1653933935858.jpg (40.39 KB, 800x562, 43d3c896868038c32ac1440386a63c…)

beep beep

No. 1202969

These ones are a lot less creepy

No. 1203019

it's literally for toddlers kek
can someone explain the joke

No. 1203059

it's the demon core used during the construction of the atomic bombs in the 30s-40s, i believe. there was a physicist who fucked with it and iirc put only a screwdriver or something easily moved between the two sides and it reached supercriticality or something and killed him and another physicist. very cavalier with something they knew was so dangerous. someone correct me if i'm wrong but i think that's the story

No. 1203099

File: 1653940862879.jpeg (97.74 KB, 592x578, 8229293B-6EAC-4C62-8A9C-98F6F0…)

i like putting peanut butter on my graham crackers yum yum yum

No. 1203101


No. 1203104

No my name is [REDACTED]

No. 1203120

KEK. This brightened my day a little.

No. 1203129

No. 1203136

I see bitches on this website typing like tumblrfags or some shit like "be gentle with me", "don't judge me", "(emoticons or some shit)", and they type like they're stuttering. WHY ARE YOU ON THIS WEBSITE IF YOU'RE LIKE THAT?????? God shut up.

No. 1203140

s-sorry nonnie, please don’t get so angry at me I’m just a smol bean uwuwuwuwu

No. 1203144

oh i didn’t know that was actually his name. BILLY!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1203146

File: 1653942987945.gif (400.63 KB, 450x252, no.gif)

No. 1203147

File: 1653943059810.jpg (145.04 KB, 926x722, Screenshot_20220530-153740.jpg)


No. 1203149

File: 1653943121926.jpg (9.26 KB, 204x204, c6571e18dba9d94bfcae1c7742539a…)

What flavor of gorilla disorder do you guys have?

No. 1203157

File: 1653943490009.jpeg (64.38 KB, 600x501, 954C21FC-82A9-480C-83C3-29E8CB…)

does this turn you on? huh? ya freaks

No. 1203160

File: 1653943811930.jpg (96.8 KB, 618x800, bed92cdaa8c3880d5fe77735bb8fec…)

Cheeky Gorilla Syndrome. It's terminal.

No. 1203168

File: 1653944580660.jpg (116.45 KB, 1301x1300, car-wash-sponge-cartoon-277444…)


No. 1203171

Hnnnngggg…. yeah….. soak it up……..

No. 1203189

File: 1653945564570.jpeg (47.78 KB, 488x399, 6E59DD7A-49CD-441E-A0CF-AE3E33…)

based terriermon poster, can you believe they turned him into this ugly piece of shit? also why is he wearing pants i wanna see his penis.

No. 1203209

one of the most anti climactic digivolutions tbqh

No. 1203258


How’s he roll the hem up without shooting off his own feet

No. 1203261

I'm the one who rolls

No. 1203287

File: 1653953566730.jpeg (56.69 KB, 850x400, 434EA8C2-5E09-42B0-A8A5-2C6240…)

Sisters could estrogen have helped her?

No. 1203289

File: 1653953985489.png (1017.7 KB, 1366x768, nonnies.png)

Nonnies I did it

No. 1203290

File: 1653954013124.png (1.1 MB, 1366x768, nonnie 2.png)

No. 1203292

File: 1653954133196.png (1.36 MB, 1366x768, nonnie 4.png)

No. 1203293

What the fuck nonnie post this in the sims thread on /m/!!! This is so cute!!

No. 1203296

File: 1653954303041.gif (4.79 MB, 320x220, oh-wait-youre-serious.gif)

No. 1203298

They're so cute! I love their matching outfits and the portrait on the wall

No. 1203420

File: 1653968578579.gif (158.17 KB, 399x266, 80169671_8c945d45.gif)

No. 1203512

Board-tan!! I love all of these anon! I especially love the portrait of the girlies hanging on the wall in the first pic you posted.

No. 1203708

File: 1653999536384.jpg (95.85 KB, 1200x954, 1651131555905.jpg)

I threw my meds up 10 mins after I took them on an empty stomach like an idiot and have vomit still in my sinuses who wants to DANCE

No. 1203908

File: 1654011865000.jpeg (42.95 KB, 400x400, C33A67F5-E571-492B-90D9-17B595…)

>i don't know who you think you are, but men aren't supposed to grow tits, yet there they are, atop your little paunch

No. 1203915

is that the other guy from the room

No. 1203922

File: 1654012876416.gif (2.72 MB, 268x150, tommy-wiseau-i-did-not-hit-her…)

No. 1204385

no nona it's erlich bachman from silicon valley

No. 1204431

File: 1654031689548.webm (1.31 MB, 406x720, 1653647565613.webm)

nonnies, you are all invited to my super cool party, please join me on the dance floor ! let's gooooo !!!

No. 1204433

How are you partying with a bunch of arms, how did you find all those big arms to invite over anyway

No. 1204437

She's 8 inches tall and she's crowd surfing.

No. 1204438

d-don't ask questions, they won't bother you I swear, totally harmless aha

No. 1204510

File: 1654034787699.png (97.66 KB, 305x265, ld-zebra-cakes_product-shot-3c…)

horrible state of the world with the zebra harvesting conglomerate fueled by capitalist zebra hunger. the zebracakes should be released in africa to be free and roam with the lioncakes, not cut in half for gratification.

No. 1204515

Zebra cakes honestly are not good

No. 1204519

They are putrid and taste like veg oil.

No. 1204520

I got an error when I posted this I think the site was trying to stop me

No. 1204522

Are you American? Just wondering

No. 1204523

Get out get out get out get out

No. 1204524

not the first psyop happening here

No. 1204525

File: 1654035251087.png (1.32 MB, 1859x1426, 1651647347105.png)

Zebracake Gang rise up

No. 1204526

File: 1654035286394.jpg (365.52 KB, 1024x690, 8498095558_c9d8df27be_b.jpg)

get in get in get in get in

No. 1204528

Born and raised michigander

No. 1204530

This barn is beautiful. Zebra cakes are not.

No. 1204532

2007 zebracakes rap

No. 1204535

File: 1654035438042.jpg (20.01 KB, 400x379, fightme.jpg)

I've had enough of your blasphemy

No. 1204539

File: 1654035532307.jpg (180.02 KB, 1200x1200, Cosmic-Brownies-8.jpg)

That's so crazy, I feel like everyone here overhypes Little Debbie cakes and I just don't get it. Even the cosmic brownies are not good, they're more fudge than brownies. The only ones I like are the banana moon pies. The oatmeal pies could be ok, but the overly-sweet filling ruins it.
Zebra cake eaters are too weak to do anything.

No. 1204543

feeling rachet

No. 1204548

You're just NLOCing and I think it's gay, no one cares if you don't like the cakes, it doesn't make you special and cool.

No. 1204551

Shut. Up.

No. 1204552

This site is for 18+ cake eaters only, baby

No. 1204554

File: 1654035979835.jpg (31.09 KB, 500x353, that is one cool cat.jpg)

It makes me specialer and cooler than you

No. 1204558

I interpreted this as an acoustic indie song and it made me emotional

No. 1204559

File: 1654036130490.png (1.97 MB, 1492x1778, 1651128987969.png)

That's so cute that you think that, it's so silly how dumb you are!

No. 1204569

File: 1654036603156.png (105.37 KB, 536x465, cat.png)

Well I think it's cute that you think it's cute that I think I'm cooler than you, you zebra cake-eating wench!

No. 1204577

File: 1654036906999.jpg (5.33 KB, 271x275, 1646995830724.jpg)

Well IIIII just plain think you're cute! How about that?!

No. 1204589

File: 1654037638565.jpg (59.21 KB, 960x960, original.jpg)

You're cuter! In fact, you are the cutest nonny I've ever seen. It's an indisputable fact.

No. 1204604

File: 1654038862432.gif (33.63 KB, 500x397, 5uv77n.gif)

I love yooou!

No. 1204718

File: 1654046061472.jpg (38.71 KB, 750x750, Tumblr_l_8200540224734.jpg)

(Your Choice)

No. 1204720

File: 1654046173092.gif (4.93 MB, 498x498, angry-hamsters.gif)

Can I just kill them all?

No. 1204724

File: 1654046336645.gif (87.21 KB, 220x190, dbz-discord.gif)

No. 1204726

Force them to marry and fuck each other, and then kill them all.

No. 1204727

I've decided no

No. 1204746

No. 1204783

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No. 1204791

File: 1654052548893.jpeg (124.19 KB, 714x771, B145A1F3-9B43-4991-8676-CFB120…)

any “ironic” ezrafags is just hiding behind irony so they don’t have to face the fact that they are baby hybristophiles. their pipeline is falling in love with the columbine shooters i already called it. they already unconsciously think that assaulting women is the same as petty theft or trespassing. an ezrafag’s mind knows no bounds

No. 1204794

No. 1204795

tbf most of them say they don't condone his actions and think he's fucked up, i guess they just like how he looks

No. 1204799

fair enough

No. 1204817

File: 1654054077279.jpeg (346.86 KB, 804x903, Efn39-IWkAEswco.jpeg)

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

No. 1205431


No. 1205444


No. 1205466

File: 1654094458376.jpeg (88.34 KB, 719x334, 261AD5D0-4B7A-41A3-8C1B-D36389…)

Squeak squeak

No. 1205544

File: 1654098113083.png (660.85 KB, 1080x1080, aea.png)

fuck it sticks this on my forehead

No. 1205549

Let's rock, baby.

No. 1205563

File: 1654098570878.png (132.71 KB, 112x443, long.PNG)

how long is him do you think?

No. 1205569

not long enough

No. 1205578

File: 1654099291941.png (119.21 KB, 152x443, long.png)

Him this long, not sure how wide. I will figure out. (Same anon btw)

No. 1207135

File: 1654134364704.jpg (93.11 KB, 768x1152, photo_2022-06-01_21-43-23.jpg)

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
(Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin)
Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost)
Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in)
Then I fucked up on her cousin
Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah)
All this water on my neck
Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell)
So much diamonds on my bust down
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!)
Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines)

No. 1207137

You going to hell for this I hate everything about it

No. 1207155

File: 1654135076890.jpg (58.81 KB, 1280x720, 1589949791706.jpg)

Jesus nonny

No. 1207158

File: 1654135178294.gif (13.46 MB, 640x640, mood-dance.gif)

I present to you Mary J blige working her ass off trying to pay for her scrotes alimony. Never marry down ladies.

No. 1207164

File: 1654135432756.gif (4.16 MB, 640x418, B9DD9544-6BBA-4972-9D9F-D55B66…)

I will be mediocre forever. I will stay mediocre forever. I will die mediocre. I love being mediocre. I will be mediocre forever.

No. 1207187

female to enby to FTM to babushka in oversized clothing route

No. 1207208

And they can all seethe yes girl

No. 1207418

File: 1654154033727.jpg (222.44 KB, 1080x982, 20220602_030658.jpg)

No. 1207419

File: 1654154390186.png (8.52 KB, 800x600, d9tc1eq-2693d98f-1a96-4301-bb8…)

also getting this as a tramp stamp btw

No. 1207424

get it as a tattoo

No. 1207437

A tramp stamp is a tattoo, yeah, located on the lower back just above the ass

No. 1207455

File: 1654159255281.jpg (155.59 KB, 1136x640, 83249832.jpg)

jesse we have to cook no mr white i cant im compfy

No. 1207461

now kiss

No. 1207467

File: 1654159814950.jpg (50.17 KB, 552x828, e04847ad12ed9fa4f108047a02659f…)

jesse ur looking so scrumptious

No. 1207472

File: 1654160073614.jpeg (213.73 KB, 1280x802, 2DA8E253-5A01-45C9-A571-710464…)

Mr. White, we can’t when the tree is around

No. 1207488

File: 1654161282543.gif (1.46 MB, 245x168, 7456924243.gif)

lord why have you forsaken me in your eyes forsaken me

No. 1207489

exactly the vibe i was looking for

No. 1207632

Im losing it

No. 1207676

File: 1654176176640.jpg (37.54 KB, 406x295, 162247.jpg)

ue ue ue

No. 1207779

File: 1654181339756.jpg (6.77 KB, 274x275, 1652346917271.jpg)

No. 1207792

File: 1654182064144.jpg (21.87 KB, 600x568, 663.jpg)

i just wanna be a cowboy bayybee

No. 1207795

File: 1654182229810.png (Spoiler Image, 1.24 MB, 812x887, firefox_uDNeBArO5M.png)

I used this AI image generator and got the most HORRIFYING SHIT EVER

No. 1207797

File: 1654182323178.jpg (414.02 KB, 1560x720, Screenshot_20220602-110507_You…)

official furry pack just dropped

No. 1207806

File: 1654182822200.jpg (9.28 KB, 320x238, cats.jpg)

West side story snapping

No. 1208094

File: 1654193981411.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 22.28 KB, 256x256, E1B8D785-5F98-47E2-A5C4-286FE6…)

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

No. 1208171

File: 1654196812193.png (1.02 MB, 1140x641, 1654193601160.png)

tag yourself

No. 1208290

I'm the missing chromosome one (bottom left)

No. 1208399

Please tell me you can't fuck them. Please.

No. 1208429

No. 1208435

They can’t be fucking serious

No. 1208552

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

No. 1208579

File: 1654213070483.png (289.92 KB, 822x537, 282562261_519313929981098_5106…)

he's morphing into the boss baby

No. 1208593

Its just Second Life at this point

No. 1208606

Enough of your Hebrew nonsense

No. 1208607

What the fuck are these Judy Dench ass animals

No. 1208611

File: 1654214059664.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.4 MB, 414x310, 7B36760B-D9AC-431C-8583-43EFBC…)

I can’t believe there was never a gif for this. Well here you go, you all deserve to see this

No. 1208637

A dying boss baby

No. 1208640

You either die a boss baby or live long enough to see yourself become an unemployed adult.

No. 1208681

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My part two to yours is: which one do we think is best in bed - best holding no actual meaning because look at them lol

I’m going with Bezos. I feel like he could be trained.

No. 1208698

god i love that goose

No. 1208773

This is a man that does not know how to please anyone, not even if his life depended on it

No. 1208872

I get sex doll energy from him but like, those OG blow up ones. He’s probably popped a few of those.

No. 1208921

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breathing heavily yaaaaaaaaa aaaaa uuu pas sniff sniff ruhwoo uhh snort we’ve done it again . Ayup ehhrehhrehhe h uh blorfsnxks jd uhm gimme your soul

No. 1208925

Alright, okay, just take my soul. I want off this hellscape.

No. 1208926

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Kristin Stewart

No. 1209461

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which one this one or

No. 1209462

File: 1654266419737.gif (13.16 KB, 212x67, D6E95484-BCDC-43C7-A5BA-A89319…)

this one?

No. 1209468

Both and please add it to the movie nights chat emotes (or request them in the movie night thread)

No. 1209504

he looks hott ooh wee gotta drench meself in a stream of water

No. 1210577

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No. 1210582

im very confused what does this mean?

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No. 1210593

okay after staring for 13 mintues i realized. I guess in a few year we'll have scrotes trained and control the coom. They'll wear pants and act like civilized parts of society again. Or just hide it better

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No. 1210671

Wtf lmao

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i love this meme because she looks pretty

No. 1210732

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*Culminating from a plethora of personalities, and years of dedication. Knowledge, and resources, have been accrued over time.

We left the throne with much anguish - but, with our dignity intact.

Be watchful. Continue to learn. Learn of antiquity. Learn of psychology. Continue your path.. We hope to see you very, very soon.


The memories in thy blood shall lead thee, O'GATE Child.

Follow your directive.. Pragmatic Idealism.*

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No. 1210799

File: 1654329318517.jpg (319.45 KB, 800x450, E_syujinkou.jpg)

Choose your gender: boy, woman, muscular man, slim man, or fat man?

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No. 1210949

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No. 1210998

How can they all be different yet look exactly the same?

No. 1211252

They're a cute little mimic doing their best, so of course I'll open the chest!

No. 1211274

You can be!
>obnoxious child 39494384
>background character 2033003
>ugly ass man 939883
>basic bitch shonen anime MC with no redeeming qualities 21882772223382
>Fat bastard that everyone hates and nobody picks even ironically

No. 1211276

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If i give birth and my child doesn't look like this I'm throwing it away

No. 1211336

I don't get it

No. 1211339

if you tilt the picture to the left Rick Astley's face will show up.

No. 1211351

>>1211276 is clearly the result of >>1211252

No. 1211595

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No. 1211630

love the support from all my favorite corporations ♥

No. 1211642

Ah, yes, women's liberation. The illusion of choice to be abused by scrotes.

No. 1211797

not sure where else to post this but does anyone else remember that JessiSmiles woman on youtube. i remember i used to watch her sometimes but then she got pregnant by some french moid who met her crying outside of a club and stopped making videos. presumably cuz she was busy with the baby but also the moid was weird about her making videos. just randomly remembered her

No. 1211876

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Lisa frank fruit ladies.

No. 1211888

Hell yeah!

No. 1211908

I used to have those stickers kek
Also I cant help but look at these and think of trans people now

No. 1212060

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[OC - Credit - Do Not Steal - TIMs DNI!]

No. 1212075

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No. 1212082

Staring at this image in a trance like the brain dead moron that I am

No. 1212416

Outdated, we need the 2020s extra inclusive version.

No. 1212418

This is actually perfect anon. The umbrella and Aperture ones are somehow so perfect. I could see both those companies pandering

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No. 1212432

Is this Boris Musk or Elon Johnson?

No. 1212455

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Come on

No. 1213741

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What zero dick does to a woman

No. 1213773

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JESSE JESSE GDDMNIT JESSE WHERE ARE YOU He it is Who hath created you from clay, and hath decreed a term for you. A term is fixed with Him. Yet still ye doubt!

No. 1215009

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Mortdecai (commonly known as Mort) is a main character in All Hail King Julien. He is an incredibly cute and somewhat innocent mouse lemur, although his age is not confirmed. He is a side character in Madagascar, Madagascar Escape 2 Africa, and Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted, a side character in Penguins of Madagascar (film), a major character in The Penguins of Madagascar (series), and the tritagonist of All Hail King Julien. He loves King Julien's feet, an obsession which started when he saw King Julien using them to kick some foosa in the first episode of All Hail King Julien. In The Penguins of Madagascar, he is somewhat cute toward the other zoo animals.

Mort's love for feet is so extreme that, while sleeping, he can rip down a tree to get to them, as seen in "Two Feet High and Rising." King Julien also hates it when Mort touches his feet. Mort is protected by a "force field" of ignorance and can't feel pain, but he still hates drowning, as seen in "Assault and Batteries." He laughs hysterically a lot. (In Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, while being chased by a shark and laughing, while at the same time, he says "Why am I laughing?!?") He likes things even if he doesn't know what they are. He says "I like [fill in]!". (i.e. In "Tangled in the Web," he says "I like computers!" despite not having a clue as to what a computer is, and claims "I don't have to know to like.")

In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that can absorb other Morts in the multiverse. However, Smart Mort, and later “Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort, also known as Hippie Mort, are two alternate versions of Mort, created by him due to the effects of both coffee, and tea (also known as brown julien, and gold julien) in both One More Cup and it's sequel episode. Smart Mort is an intelligent character, while “Groovy 60's cult leader”/Hippie Mort is a peaceful character. It is also revealed that Mort absorbed his own grandmother, and now she lives inside his mind. Mort is also portrayed to have some traces of Jewish heritage, as seen in Karl-Mageddon, after his grandfather shows up and a flashback appears of Mort as a child getting a present on Hanukkah from Grandpa Mort.

Mort meets King Julien and Maurice for the first time when he falls out of a tree in “King Me”. Mort is depicted as an important character in All Hail King Julien, and is one of the four members of King Julien's royal circle. It is in All Hail King Julien that his love towards King Julien's feet began. Mort is somewhat creepy at times, but also humorous. He claims to live in his own world, and can turn into many versions of himself inside his mind.

However, in All Hail King Julien: Exiled, he becomes one of the significant characters who assist King Julien, by getting information and spying on the enemy, Koto, while he acted as his jester. Mort was able to plot plans to assassinate Koto, but was unable to be successful due to his bad luck. Mort was clever enough to generate tactful plans in trying to free the prisoners in various ways. He played a crucial role in collecting an army (the Mort Horde) for the war against Koto. His actions helped King Julien, leading to his victory.

It is indicated in Revenge of the Prom that Mort was abused by Grammy Mort, leading to her consumption. He creates a romantic relationship with Zora in the All Hail King Julien: Exiled and marries her in The Day Before Tomorrow. However, in King Julien is Watching You, Zora leaves Mort and decides to live with Uncle King Julien. But Mort doesn't really seem to mind that.

Mort is attending a party with King Julien and the people of the kingdom. Suddenly, the fossa attack them and the lemurs are surrounded by the fossa. When he is just about to be eaten, Alex comes to talk with the fossa, allowing him to escape. When King Julien wants to see the true character of the Zoosters, he kicks Mort towards Alex. Alex tries to cheer him up but causes him to cry. After he is comforted by Gloria, the lemurs surround them.

Back at the plane, he even gets shouted at by King Julien since he states that he loves the Zoosters more than anyone and King Julien hates them compared to how much he loves them. This annoys King Julien. Compared to his witty character in All Hail King Julien, he seems to panic easily since he screams in fear when King Julien reminds them how they are dreaded by the fossa.

When Alex performs at the foot of the Central Boabab Tree, he bites Marty. When the whole kingdom sinks in silence, he claps, which adds humor. Later, when Alex roars, he says that he is "going savage", causing all to run. At the end of the film, Alex decides to eat sushie. King Julien offers Mort to Alex, as a plan B, so he could eat him. This event adds humor.

He is the only lemur to attend the Zoosters' leaving party. This amazes them since King Julien would never miss a party. Later, he is one who is drumming when King Julien, Maurice and the lemurs catch the Zoosters, thinking it is the Red Night Goblin. He was then accused by King Julien and says to stop laughing. Ironically, it was the Red Night Goblin who was laughing.

He appears again when Alex goes to lauch the attack. He was screaming at that time. At the end, King Julien realizes that he must share gifts. Mort is the first lemur to get a gift from King Julien, which is a coconut. At the end, King Julien and Maurice are trying to hit him. He wishes the audience Happy Christmas and Julianuary and then gets hit by a coconut.

Mort tries to get into the plane, but King Julien tries to stop him using the security. However, he escapes them and tries to get in the plane. But King Julien closes the door in time. Mort hangs on to a wine and end up on the left wing of the plane. Alex sees him and thinks him to Gremlin. Alex says "Hi Mort" and he says "Hi", causing him to fall from the plane.

In the middle of the film, he crawls and manages to get on to the shore. He says that he is coming "King Julien." Out of the blue, a shark begins to chase him and adds humor. The movie progresses and he ultimately meets King Julien and Maurice. But the shark had followed him, as a result, the shark end up inside the volcano. At the end, King Julien, Maurice and Mort are seen, riding a flamingo.

Mort is the first person to use King Julien's Love Potion No. 09. King Julien persuaded him to take it by saying that he is not popular, which he agrees with. After been sprayed, Maurice comes as a lady to show that he is irresistable and King Julien make Maurice even kiss him. At the end, he smiles when all the fur of King Julien gets lost since he had to bath his own new potion.

Mort first appears when they jump out of Alex's cake with king Julien and Maurice to surprise him. When they were at Monte Carlo, Alex says not to draw attention, but King Julien, Maurice and Mort sets outs fireworks and begins to play a song, when they were in a swan boat.

King Julien, Maurice and Mort were sent out to stop the power flow and he had a clock strapped to his head so an alarm would ring when the time is ready. When King Julien cuts the power, Mort takes control and pulls the power lever up and down, when King Julien and Maurice dance. Later, when Chantel clings with Melman, King Julien sends Mort to fix the problem. He succeeded.

Later, when the plane crashes, he is stuck to a pipe and searches King Julien. In the circus train, they gets into Sonya's apartment, thinking it is first class. When Julien acts weirdly with Sonya, Mort and Maurice are stunned. Since then, Mort has a much closer contact with Maurice and at the end, Mort takes Chantel's pistol and uses it to tranquilize Chantel at the end.

He appears in the mid credit scene. The Penguins use him as the source of cuteness to bring back Private to normal, who now has antlers. King Julien tries to press the button and finally succeeded. After the penguins left, King Julien says to Mort that he expected a "little more pizzazz". Then, Mort eats King Julien in one gulp and amazes King Julien since it is 'pizzazz".

Mort is so cute and popular that he was put on the cover of the zoo brochure in The Penguin Stays In the Picture. His plush toys are a popular sale in the zoo, and he even has a t-shirt design. Visitors to the zoo comment on how adorable he is just as much as they do on Private.

In the zoo, Mort still has his negative personality. Not many animals in the zoo know who he is, but all of the main characters do. Like in Madagascar, Mort loves to touch feet, especially King Julien's. His love of King Julien's feet started when King Julien kicked the Foosa away, therefore saving Mort's life. This event happened in the first episode of All Hail King Julien, "King Me." Mort is known as an unlucky character who is often a victim of terrible events, in the end of most of his appearances.

Although Mort is both disliked and pushed around by King Julien, he does not seem to be bothered by it. However, he did turn on Julien in Mort Unbound when Kowalski's giant ray granted him super strength and size. He was shrunken down again with an antidote. He didn't want to be himself before, but in the end, he is happy of what size he is.

A big reason why Mort likes King Julien is because of King Julien's feet. Because of this, he always volunteers to help King Julien. Although King Julien dislikes him, he actually enjoys Mort worshiping him, as he has confessed many times. King Julien has also cried over Mort when he thought he was dead, in the All Hail King Julien episode "Diapers are the New Black”.

In the first Madagascar game, however, he seemed to be intelligent like King Julien. Though in the second one, he seemed to be less intelligent than his usual character.

In All Hail King Julien, while he's still depicted as a cute character, he also has some more creepy aspects to his personality. But still funny as he always is. For example:
>Mort shoots cobwebs from his palms in Night Creatures.
>Mort also tries to keep and preserve King Julien’s body multiple times when he believes he is dead, going so far as to create a display box for his severed feet in Phantom of Club Moist. He also tried to preserve Julien’s body in Pineapple Of My Eye and Julien 2.0.
>He can turn his head 180 degrees anticlockwise in The Good Book.
>In Diapers Are the New Black and Karl-Mageddon, he pretends to die.

Mort also has multiple versions of himself inside his mind. Sometimes he even talks with these other versions of himself. It is revealed during All Hail King Julien - Exiled that these Morts are alternate universe versions of himself, whose essences he consumed (and he has also done this to close relatives like his Grandma Mort and Grandpa Mort). At some undisclosed time, Mort however lost all his memory and cannot remember how he did this.

The known versions of Mort are:
>Smart Mort who is seen after Mort consumes coffee
>Political Mort
>“Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort from One More Cup, Part 2 when he drinks tea
>An unnamed violent version of Mort who is never seen in control, but who often poses aggressive ideas to the other Morts inside Mort's head (Seen in Pineapple Of My Eye and The Strife Aquatic). Mort says to his grandpa in Karl-Mageddon that this Mort accuses him for doing crimes that he can't remember of committing.
>Cool Mort who is seen in Who Arted?, when he goes to meet King Julien for dinner.

When he talks with his alternate personalities, it often makes the person(s) looking at him feel unnerved, such as in Fast Food Lemur Nation and Who Arted?, because it is seen that Mort moves from place to place and changes his face. It is revealed in All Hail King Julien: Exiled and Lord of the Fruit Flies that there are a large number of different Morts inside his head.

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Mort is one of the most loyal characters to King Julien. Mort is to love him and his feet since the scene in King Me of All Hail King Julien. King Julien saved him from the Foosa and he is to be loyal to him since them. Throughout his adventures in All Hail King Julien and in the films, Mort is to be loyal to King Julien and his feet. Mort is even one of the members of King Julien's Royal Entourage.

In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, Mort came up with the idea to seduce Zora by telling her that he wants to marry her, so that he can get tools to help the prisoners escape. The next day, Mort and Zora have a fight to the death, which ends with Mort barely moving Zora. Amazed by his “strength” (he was catapulted her way and could barely even get close to her), she licks him and claims him. Mort takes the opportunity to take her key while she is sleeping, but then apologizes and calls her "darling". After Koto's death, they share kisses and marry. However, Mort seemed unhappy with his marriage to Zora in King Julien is Watching You, as it shows him making a schematic drawing of Julien's foot while in Clover's compound prison. After Zora falls in love with King's Julien's uncle, Mort cries out for Zora until he laughs triumphantly, free from Zora for good, explaining Zora's absence in the films and specials.

Though his only ability is to dance in the films and TV Series, Mort is surprisingly skilled in All Hail King Julien than in other films or TV Series, particularly in the following ways:
>Mort is extremely talented in money management and is able to obtain and keep a large sum of money in Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie: The Game.
>He is good at playing the organ, which is seen in My Fair Foosa and Election.
>He possesses great talent in the field of art, which is revealed mostly in Who Arted? and some in Viva Mort.
>He is good in drumming and is seen as the drummer of the song, Kingdom You Ain't No Lady
>He is skilled at playing the saxophone and is the saxophone player of True Bromance.
>Mort is seen as a character who is excellent in singing, which is seen in The Phantom of Club Moist.

No. 1215020

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I feel this nona

No. 1215474

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This is your brain on sims

No. 1215487

Just gotta say nonnies the BrBa shit posts are extending my life by years, my skin has cleared up, food tastes better and colors are brighter, my lost cat came home and my roasts have cooked beautifully.

No. 1215492

I remember Jessi because of Gabbie Hannas unhinged vendetta against her. God I miss that drama, I was eating it by the handful.

No. 1215495

also, isn't jessi smiles the girl that was sexually assaulted by that Curtis guy from Vine?

No. 1215666

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I'm nonnie
I'm the first one to post in a thread
I switched up the tone of the board
That's right, I brought all the milk to the farms
And that's right, I'm the one that ALOGs your cow
I'm nonnie
I'm the bitch you love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told fat Shayna she should lose some weight
I'm back with the obvious bait 'cause I'm nonnie

No. 1215671

I love this

No. 1215689

What is this? Serious question

No. 1215709

Dude from sims community had a nervous breakdown, demanded EA donate 10k to a lgbtq+ charity and just went on a lonnnnng rant. This was apart of it.

No. 1215715

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"I once again looked like I was on molly. You will see that in some of the future articles on Sims Community. The visual impact of EA’s corporate thinking that was enforced on me.

I didn’t care. My heart rate was at 175BPM at one point. I didn’t care, I was sooooo full of emotions, and the relief was amazing. I had to stop at Constant Repeat (my favorite Charli XCX song at the moment). Because I noticed I was losing too much control of myself while dancing. And then I found moderation during the concert. Charli sang Good Ones, said goodbye, and played Taxi, which is an unreleased song that leaked prematurely along with her entire album. She was disappointed in that, I watched a lot of her interviews. I’m an obsessed homosexual who likes so many things, but most importantly the reason behind the art that I love. The story. The emotion."

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No it's true that lemur was made to be fucked and abused by its creators. He is a subversion of the yandere trope in that he is willing to kill everyone in his path to worship his master (King Julien), as exhibited in his less than covert foot worship fetishism. He grapples with Julien's feet all the time, mostly non-consensually. He can also switch from mentally retarded (again he's a subversion of the trope) to being an insane, unhinged, edgy psychopath.

No. 1215776

Exactly, the whole gabbi hanna drama was centered around that, gabbi made it about herself and it was so gross

No. 1215777

Ellen Degeneres looks terrible

No. 1215790

This is making me feel things I shouldn't, fuck you.

No. 1215815

late cause im retarded but check out the podcast “you’re wrong about” they did a really good ep on anna nicole smith
the podcast is hosted by this really cool smart woman w an infectious laugh and also by this total f slur, sorry about him

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After his separation from Louis, Hal decided to turn to jihad.

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No. 1215857

Taking pictures of the disabled?

No. 1215864

No papa

No. 1215866

>"Diapers are the New Black”
>all that foot shit
Why are children's shows like this

No. 1215873

I hope the jannies spare you.

No. 1215882

Anon is taking pictures of jannies, I doubt she would be spared.

No. 1215883

I shuddered.

No. 1215884

If they don't then it's a crime against the sanctity of this thread

No. 1215885

Just want to say if you're a member of the custodial staff her at LOLcoR.ru I'm sorry you flunked out of community college. Gain 15 pounds, coordinate your colors, and ban me if you don't like the truth.

No. 1215888

Unhinged autism. Is this the new copypasta?

No. 1215897

Somebody fight me

No. 1215908

File: 1654659504459.gif (12.92 MB, 640x520, me n you.gif)

doodoohead bitch

No. 1215933

Sprinkleheaded fuck face
You got burgers in that bag bitch?
Fuck you

No. 1215944

File: 1654663406391.gif (2.18 MB, 498x331, old-lady-jump-roof-old-lady-cl…)

No. 1215949

why are gay men so cringe

No. 1215951

It's literally copy-pasted from his fandom wiki page

No. 1215952

>Gotta get that street cred from the indie scene

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Nya~ mmphh mrow blows you up in a cute way

No. 1216175

For any fujos here interested i made a live action BL thread in m/ >>>/m/212647

No. 1216234

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Wtf he looks like me in profile view
Anyway do you have any alternate elsies, I found thot elsie

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No. 1216287

She's Elsie if HBO made a lolcow inspired series. She'd be similar to the crypt keeper, or Rod Serling. She'd strut into frame and go, "The lolcows featured here are, shockingly, not works of fiction or falsehood. Only a fool would take anything shown here as false." And the episode is the 4th part to Shayna's cow journey.

No. 1216321

You share!

No. 1216324

I think about this clip a lot lol. I miss early fam guy rip seth macfarlane is a greasy loser

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i fucking hate twitterfags dall-e is down

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No. 1216430

one direction more like one diarrhection
how the fuck do you even spell diarroeyah

No. 1216450

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wanted to call a nonnie retarded but instead I closed the thread and reflected on how thankful I am to not be this dumb out loud

No. 1216470

I want a snack, should I get frozen yogurt or ice cream nonas

No. 1216481

frozen yoghurt for the health points

No. 1216531

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whichever your heart desires right now nonna

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No. 1216601

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jeses crust

No. 1216635

So cute and chonk

No. 1216641

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good and chonky

No. 1216665

I was going to share, but then I realized the man on the left never claimed to be of God. Multiple demons can exist in one image, keep your third eye open nonnies

No. 1216677

I got frozen gurt with granola and peanut butter sauce and it was very delicious!

No. 1216683

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that sounds so yummy nonnie

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No. 1217182

But I like men with long hair

No. 1217183

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how's everyone's June going

No. 1217192

File: 1654736566181.jpg (22.27 KB, 360x225, teeth.jpg)

Good stuff, anon.

No. 1217198

it's back online?

No. 1217199

never mind i still can't get pictures of my husbando tied up by a woman i can project onto fuck you…

No. 1217202

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It shouldn't be offline, but takes numerous tries to get through traffic

No. 1217211

even the ones with limp noodle hair? they seem to be the most common compared to men who actually take care of it

No. 1217219

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men should be forced to take classes in grooming (not the discord kind) and hygiene

No. 1217584

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No. 1217640

File: 1654776125754.png (1.84 MB, 938x983, miku.png)

No. 1217692

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You inspire me, nonachi.

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No. 1218839

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No. 1218856

Not enough poop, cringe.

No. 1218864

They laugh, and then they copy. I predict panty tops to be the new summer trend.

No. 1218869

Nonnies that like Dune are so sexy and likeable like damb I'll be your little muad'dib

No. 1218874

Damn actually looks cute

No. 1218877

Paul dino as the riddle is terrible he's ugly and I wish I didn't have to see his potato face doing that smug half smile with his baby teeth peeking out I wish I could take every Dano-chan to the nearest commercial laundromat, load them into washers, add bleach, lock the door, start the cycle and let God sort it.

No. 1218891

Hehe you exposed you're a hairlinelet, noni

No. 1218894

i'm not into dano either but can't you just hide their thread

No. 1218895

nonnie it is so sexy that you feel that way because I also hate his weird constipated face

No. 1218910

it extends beyond here it has infected all social media

No. 1219806

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No. 1219856

The Dancing Baby seems too advanced for its time

No. 1219953

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Where art thou my beloved?!

No. 1220013

File: 1654881473205.gif (833.53 KB, 498x468, BC39508F-142F-4F86-88E9-10B94A…)

right here baby mmmwah

No. 1220016

File: 1654881622271.jpg (90.79 KB, 550x940, 1645369658335.jpg)

Oh thank goodness finally, I missed you

No. 1220023

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch

No. 1220055

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Me protecting anons from retards

No. 1220135

samefagging this ancient post i take back what i said after reading the posts in the new fetishes thread and celebricows, they really are like >>1204783 lol

No. 1220217

Thank you for your service my dear

No. 1220254

You have to be at least 18 to post

No. 1220258

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No. 1220274

>not recognizing this copypasta
You have to be at least 18 to post

No. 1220282

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Glad to hear it, partner

No. 1220295

I don't know how to feel about Yanderedev making vid on fiver

No. 1220297

File: 1654892736878.jpeg (13.79 KB, 97x81, 271F4937-A88B-4BF5-8DC3-5A90E0…)

>unfunny ESL copypasta

No. 1220353

bzzt bzzt

No. 1220360

wow that sounds exactly like my vibrator, how did you know?

No. 1220374

nonnie i AM your vibratior

No. 1220385

>unfunny komaeda for ants

No. 1220423

>continuing to reply even though this conversation, and probably life itself, are meaningless
okay fuck it. anon I have feelings for you

No. 1220467

There's a shirt I want to get. It's cheaper to get it from hot topic. Should I just stop being a baby and go buy it from there? I just hate going into that store. Last time I was in there was when I was 17 because I wanted a specific accessory.

No. 1220477

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No. 1220503

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We fly high, No Lie, You know this BALLIN'!

No. 1220509

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Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focused

No. 1220529

why do men even have hair

all men should be bald by law

No. 1220535

No the grease stains nonita the grease stains

No. 1220557

wrong bald scrotes are hideous

No. 1220561

i hope monkeypox will take out a lot of men

No. 1220564

You're right and you should say it

No. 1220577

why do men even have life

all men should be dead by law

No. 1220586

What kind of shit is this

No. 1220604

this is the worst post

No. 1220638

No, men need hair on the head and the eyebrows and the eyelashes, everything else can go though.

No. 1220685

Grease stains? Do baldies leave scalp lard everywhere they lay their moidy noggin? God isn't real.

No. 1220687

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The things I’ve seen Noni. The things I’ve seen.

No. 1220694

NTA but yes. I used to work in elder care and many of the bald old men’s pillow cases had these giant, greasy stains on them from where their head would lie every night

No. 1220705

I'm afraid to ask why

No. 1220714

I don’t know the exact scientific reason why, I could only assume it’s because the scalp releases a lot of natural oils that are usually absorbed into your hair, even if it’s short. I tried googling it and just found a bunch of bald scrotes complaining about it, one said he ruins a pillow case within 2 months even with washing it frequently. I love being a woman holy moly I am so grateful.

No. 1220715

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Forgot to attach pic

No. 1220722

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Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué de honor en mi clase de los Navy Seals,he estado envuelto en numerosos ataques sorpresa a Al-Quaeda, y tengo 300 asesinatos confirmados. Estoy entrenado en tácticas de guerra revolucionistas y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de la US. No eres nada para mí, sólo un blanco más. Te borraré con una precisión nunca vista antes en este planeta, recuerda mis putas palabras. Piensas que te puedes salir con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de la internet? Piensa otra vez, cabrón. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando my red secreta de espías alrededor de los Estados Unidos y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este mismo instante,así que deberías prepararte para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que destroza la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto,chico. Puedo estar dondequiera, cuandosea, y puedo matarte en más de setecientas formas, y éso sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy entrenado extensivamente en combate desarmado, sino que también tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y la usaré para borrar tu miserable existencia de la faz de continente,pequeña mierda. Si tan sólo hubieras cerrado tu pinche boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora es cuando pagas el precio, maldito idiota. Haré llover furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás muerto,chaval

No. 1220732

In a destructive mood. Think I'll burn the wooden alphabet letter of my first name tomorrow. Fuck the bitch who gave it to me. You deserve to be punched in the face. I'm so fucking irritated.

No. 1220733

Mucho cringe o

No. 1220743

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I can haz chezburge r ? ¿

No. 1220795

>tfw my husbando is bald

No. 1221862

File: 1654991277159.jpeg (56.87 KB, 533x533, 2254B0F6-C57F-4AE8-A7B7-8A34B4…)

worst take I have EVER seen on this site

No. 1221867

Saitama? Agent 47? Heavy Weapons Guy?