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No. 1175583
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous shitposts
>>>/ot/1138745 No. 1175591
File: 1652200635274.jpg (33.95 KB, 320x321, 1652095351740.jpg)
Uhurm uhurm shuf wimma shif wam
No. 1175600
File: 1652200854107.jpg (49.17 KB, 564x546, 1648900024328.jpg)
What breed is this horse?
No. 1175613
File: 1652201142785.jpeg (92.56 KB, 1200x750, DDD43917-455A-43FA-A326-CE1D6F…)
>>1175600Never thought a tiny-headed dog could give me Corporate Memphis PTSD but here we are.
No. 1175645
File: 1652201814808.jpg (334.63 KB, 1080x1000, IMG_20220510_222631.jpg)
>>1175607No, it's an albino cheetah poptard. I got proof.
No. 1175665
File: 1652202414005.jpeg (71.92 KB, 896x1084, 1648919567484.jpeg)
Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke
No. 1175673
File: 1652202642362.gif (2.21 MB, 227x275, kekekekekek.gif)
>>1175665ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ
No. 1175686
File: 1652203126348.jpeg (26.44 KB, 733x418, images (7).jpeg)
>>1175674And do you know what rats think smells good? Eau de Stilton by Stilton, the blue cheese perfume. I wore it on my first date with a very handsome gentlerat yesterday, and today he's going to meet my parents to ask for my hand in marriage.
No. 1175695
File: 1652203456265.jpeg (18.15 KB, 780x393, images (6).jpeg)
I know this site isn't trans-inclusive but I'm a transparent png…
No. 1175696
File: 1652203524489.jpg (78.77 KB, 728x516, this slide is transparent.jpg)
>>1175695I think I can let this one….
slide No. 1175701
File: 1652203682621.gif (555.6 KB, 460x258, prletim.gif)
>>1175696Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love slides
No. 1175712
File: 1652204146041.png (90.99 KB, 227x222, dont criss cross apple sauce m…)
>>1175708w..what did you just say to me??
No. 1175715
File: 1652204303944.jpg (43.73 KB, 640x472, xogf9a6dqcy81.jpg)
vote
No. 1175770
File: 1652206759100.png (218.13 KB, 1204x1506, tumblr_a790dd9dcc6013fd390dd5f…)
>>1175762maybe enjoy some squidbob sexi times and you'll finally calm down.
No. 1175807
File: 1652208700208.jpg (107.96 KB, 564x1203, 9147585cd9a027adfe4cb6df079693…)
AHHEEHHHFAAAFFHHGGGHHAAEEEEGGG
No. 1175820
File: 1652209074227.jpg (Spoiler Image,22.57 KB, 320x335, FE7A38KIUG0P7GX.jpg)
>>1175807AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No. 1175831
File: 1652209751386.jpg (58.79 KB, 975x720, 1607587066161.jpg)
JKR please release the forbidden extended cut scene where Mads kisses Jude on the neck, I need it right now or I'll get sick and die PLEASE.
No. 1175857
>>1175853I already guessed Dumbledore
more like dumb bitch tbh was kinda gay for Grindrwald in volume 7 and I felt so fucking smart when queen JKR confirmed it later. I didn't ship them though, but I've seen the errors of my way. Can't believe JKR made her new blockbuster a slow burn lovers to enemies don't like don't read gay fanfic, reminds me of older CLAMP manga.
No. 1176040
File: 1652218169872.jpg (53.68 KB, 650x584, FRdltEVX0AENDvx.jpg)
No. 1176065
File: 1652219323791.jpg (28.57 KB, 400x400, leon_s_kennedy_196.jpg)
I can't sexualize Leon, yes I find him attractive but I just can't help but imagine that he's being uncomfortable about nsfw art about him, it's almost he's like a real person and I want to respect and not cross that line.
No. 1176138
File: 1652221683622.png (106.46 KB, 256x256, 2022-05-08-15-25-39--417756490…)
Vleshalce smandle spo glihator vospaert gretposad glernovisko flemar. beatraci bolor
No. 1176233
File: 1652228013378.jpeg (307.57 KB, 2244x2992, 1BCB5820-4946-42EC-A5DE-32350D…)
>>1176228Not his nipples but here you go, SpongeBob nipple clamps.
No. 1176242
sameanon, and also, like
>>1175630 said: "Not to mention, graphic designers don’t need a particularly high level of skill to create rudimentary assets in the style. " kek
No. 1176254
File: 1652229671289.jpeg (1006.28 KB, 2448x3264, A0545399-1918-4AE8-B447-206153…)
>>1176242It’s the corporate equivalent of people who trace someone but leave off the face because faces take skill to draw, but they brush it off saying “no face is my style.”
No. 1176278
File: 1652231508850.jpeg (6.65 KB, 225x225, 09876551.jpeg)
>>1176240if they truly want people to look nondescript they should make them look like this
No. 1176280
File: 1652231839319.jpg (25.71 KB, 373x521, 287bOr1wYsWU.jpg)
just going to store this here, thanks
No. 1176283
File: 1652231967058.jpg (79.05 KB, 1042x1042, Tumblr_l_17881746612605.jpg)
dang
No. 1176300
File: 1652234292400.png (2.2 MB, 1242x1761, 27DCEC1B-713C-45A3-B1D4-029EF4…)
No. 1176374
File: 1652242223400.jpg (23.53 KB, 375x446, aea39e648488c641df23ea30d53432…)
Would you STOP THAT THIEF?
Y/N
No. 1176383
File: 1652242723607.jpeg (141.79 KB, 402x426, F2AE24F6-B29D-42B3-815F-B75989…)
Would you put her on your keys anons
No. 1176384
>>1176383sure, most people would have 0 idea of what this is.
>>1176374no that's immoral and illegal. it is his property now.
No. 1176390
File: 1652243496640.jpeg (24.6 KB, 320x346, 08F09146-2AAD-4334-89AF-F1CDE1…)
ALL HAIL THE VULVA PILGRIM
No. 1176443
>>1176433Very edgy and very cool, so glad you're back
nonnie!
No. 1176528
File: 1652253585031.jpeg (39.6 KB, 346x453, 9E729407-85E0-4B89-B050-555BA9…)
Hard to believe this used to be Rocketman
No. 1176552
File: 1652256103701.jpeg (2.91 MB, 3814x5440, 5b804ea8-73a8-11e7-9a9a-a7d208…)
>>1176528and Xi Jinping used to look like this. prime material for the "men age like milk" thread
No. 1176560
File: 1652256725994.jpg (80.17 KB, 1125x633, IMG_20220511_041111_207.jpg)
No. 1176564
File: 1652257138016.jpeg (107.69 KB, 1024x942, 85044A3E-7A53-40D5-A4D0-1E132C…)
I will
No. 1176578
>>1176568OMFG I love these so much ahhhh, exellent job nonna
Can you make one for Capricorn? Any color
No. 1176811
File: 1652278259627.jpg (45.62 KB, 600x513, 352394ba3d84ecd0f4e990ffaf1885…)
>>1176568Thanks anon, this was mine! I love it! I hope you have a great rest of your life!
No. 1177632
File: 1652329327814.jpeg (774.78 KB, 1392x1976, 3C2BF26E-1D54-4068-8A80-700A43…)
>>1177620Green Aries moodboard anon
No. 1177638
File: 1652329596456.jpeg (286.95 KB, 1242x1242, 94D24EA6-0FA0-478E-A56A-03A075…)
>>1177620This one is mine! I love it so much anonanina, I also love you.
No. 1177639
File: 1652329663315.jpg (187.72 KB, 1280x1113, the ascension begins.jpg)
>>1177638I'm glad you like it!!
No. 1177790
>>1176065I don't find it weird I have that with many fictional character
nonnie.
That is why I really don't like shipping.
No. 1177839
>>1176065He'd probably just scoff, "Heh, women"
He wouldn't be bothered don't worry
No. 1179117
File: 1652411991800.gif (1.82 MB, 329x271, rootin_tootin_stalin.gif)
TURN UP THE MUSIC LOLCOR I'M FEELING GOOD TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1179177
File: 1652416184101.jpeg (141.48 KB, 800x393, D5B02315-A186-44EB-B5A4-00A983…)
im going to nonny baka does anyone want anything
No. 1179198
File: 1652416828182.jpeg (290.44 KB, 1242x1680, FC7844B9-4E9B-4ADC-BD39-F822AC…)
>>1179177Chomcolate and a bottle of wine that goes with that choccolate, preferably a porto.
No. 1179267
File: 1652419460647.jpeg (39.43 KB, 400x500, 28AABB56-B6A2-4709-B76B-9CC317…)
>>1179257Hell yeah, I will stop drinking once I stop caring about lolcow
No. 1179299
File: 1652421988774.jpeg (64.84 KB, 720x960, 37201B4D-E1F0-4822-932D-9E467A…)
>>1179284my pleasure, I do it for the nonnies
No. 1179674
File: 1652450099531.jpg (73.45 KB, 640x625, 1649595360861.jpg)
NONNIES UNITE AGAINST THE HARAM MACHINES
No. 1179685
File: 1652450622022.jpeg (97.84 KB, 750x745, 19C88A77-9B93-4846-8E88-5BFF1E…)
Resident evil 2 on the Disney princess television
No. 1179791
File: 1652455757632.jpg (86.7 KB, 888x1110, IMG_20220509_185211.jpg)
No. 1179826
File: 1652457277838.jpg (60.55 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)
>>1179674i let my pc cum inside me. cope.
No. 1181881
File: 1652612485303.jpg (69.11 KB, 736x552, 6241b948ff29b58cee63a42c2b2b67…)
>>1179861I love TF2 comics and shorts, the world building is nice, I love the way they wrote the characters. It sucks I never played it and I don't think I will, after all Valve abandoned the game and it's either full of bots or people who have been playing it for over ten years now.
No. 1181882
File: 1652612489468.webm (1.34 MB, 576x1024, 277185612_1088049261759191_631…)
I want everyone to come to my funeral in a cow costume
No. 1181903
File: 1652615849156.jpg (74.91 KB, 680x678, FB_IMG_1652605769037.jpg)
No. 1181936
File: 1652618410766.jpg (15.14 KB, 465x390, 1644783016967.jpg)
No. 1182615
File: 1652659142125.jpg (97.52 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
Dem don't be swimming they just walk???
No. 1182820
File: 1652676925579.jpg (37.07 KB, 563x774, 53f85e9ae231f3a22a6fcefa52df54…)
No. 1182989
File: 1652687305372.jpg (11 KB, 250x250, Bigwolf1.jpg)
Thinking about Big Wolf on Campus.
No. 1183163
File: 1652695469781.png (19.65 KB, 60x54, 4417_heartEyes.png)
No. 1183167
File: 1652695575063.png (21.52 KB, 65x65, 3989_heartEyes4.png)
No. 1183171
File: 1652695673965.png (19.92 KB, 58x52, 2651-uwu.png)
No. 1183178
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No. 1183186
File: 1652696379901.png (30.86 KB, 80x78, 0a4.png)
No. 1183188
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No. 1183189
File: 1652696467476.jpg (15.33 KB, 80x79, descargar.jpg)
No. 1183200
File: 1652697240748.png (21.16 KB, 80x80, main.png)
No. 1183398
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No. 1183424
File: 1652713117100.gif (68.4 KB, 400x300, 787821973_2075751.gif)
what would you do if you were in the same room with Shadow and he farted
No. 1183430
File: 1652713287653.jpg (47.13 KB, 800x533, medium-shot-portrait-smiling-y…)
>>1183424save some for later
No. 1183671
File: 1652720303404.jpg (104.11 KB, 640x920, tumblr_p65ok3RkPv1r3vfcfo1_640…)
anyone else?
No. 1183684
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No. 1183760
File: 1652722410518.jpg (34.01 KB, 427x439, tumblr_inline_p4foqsTVqu1tk8yd…)
he would make a lovely tranny
No. 1184185
File: 1652746916919.jpeg (267.58 KB, 1125x596, 2FA8821E-DA14-42DE-88AA-147FD4…)
Women are so sweet and beautiful creation. They often do silly and funny things and all these things suit those women. Women are someone who has always been a part of meme. Here are 26 Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes……
No. 1184192
File: 1652747700501.png (163.5 KB, 500x933, the-innocent-spongebob-x-squid…)
Hnnnggg oh my god… what…?
No. 1184198
File: 1652748142429.jpeg (268.14 KB, 467x638, 57D7D68F-BE42-4FAF-854C-6B4CFC…)
>>1184192Wow! Spongebob is definitely, definitely gay. He's being gay here, with Squidward. What they're doing together is gay, thought you'd want to know.
No. 1184209
File: 1652749424860.jpg (36.78 KB, 564x846, c89ec532dd25b3a880f554fc3bfc77…)
AAAAAAAAAA LOLCOR WHERE WERE YOU
No. 1184218
File: 1652750378099.png (53.42 KB, 1024x212, assman.png)
No. 1184236
File: 1652751644363.jpeg (41.65 KB, 246x364, B5AEF83A-475B-4678-8FED-9E66FA…)
Hey ladies here's the news I'm checking out, from the bullshit! Yes that's right. This dumpy baby frog has HAD it. I love my self even with my flaws and I wanna come around and say, yea, it's cheese, and yea, everybody's saying it nobody's getting it, yea, I know right, and yet! I'm doing it. I'm LEAVING the box. That we are put in, as women. We are so cute and so valud. And nextly, I am not going to hate myself! my insecurities my buggies be gone! I am acceptung it. In a way, you can be more beautiful, to accept all of you, than to change it, it's a different kind of beautiful more meaningful to your SELF than popular beauty is. Do not listen to them. My queen! Shut it off! I'm Beautiful in my way my me. I love me but not in a way that lends itself to vice, but that I can't help but love me as I am the ways I was created that can't be changed. And even so? I still love me. Because no one else is like that entirely. And I'm gonna nutture a seed inside. A seed inside this babyfrog. The seed of joy that blossoms into…???? Question marks because you only know, when you nurture it! inside yourself. Be kind to yourself. We are all god's children whatever the heck he/they/she/you/it is. I don't give a FUCCK anymore about anything, bout society, bout how you perceive it, I'm freeee and it feels so good. Look at yourself naked and dance. From here I'm leaving this place behind, at the least mentally, because I am freed from the contrainsts so held to you, to other women, to our world. Be your world.
No. 1184426
File: 1652773154148.png (123.77 KB, 734x495, D281AEAA-20CD-47F7-AEBF-6D1D8C…)
WHO WANT TO KISS
SMOOCH EVEN
No. 1184444
File: 1652774229733.gif (122.01 KB, 90x90, subwoolfer-esc.gif)
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
No. 1184445
File: 1652774269579.png (492.14 KB, 828x841, huehue.png)
>>1184441something cool and funny
No. 1184451
File: 1652774482483.gif (343.48 KB, 220x153, subwoolfer-kiss.gif)
>>1184444I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
No. 1184460
File: 1652774814561.gif (427.42 KB, 220x220, eurovision-eurovision2022.gif)
>>1184453And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
Give that wolf—
Someone give that wolf a banana
No. 1184464
File: 1652774957073.gif (7.21 MB, 480x480, meowmeowmeowmeowmeow.gif)
>>1184460meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
No. 1184465
File: 1652774980306.gif (2.03 MB, 275x275, 1652773734275.gif)
I wanna post this gif
No. 1184467
File: 1652775128500.gif (1.97 MB, 278x278, actually me.gif)
>>1184465No
I want to post this gif
No. 1184476
File: 1652775742719.gif (5.47 MB, 550x275, two boahs.gif)
>>1184475huh what huh??? hmm wah??
No. 1184793
File: 1652787105214.jpeg (16 KB, 302x167, 1BF64F91-3B2B-4FE7-B453-8F10AA…)
>>1184496That’s Numberwang!
No. 1184824
File: 1652788190914.jpeg (11.7 KB, 480x360, 44F47D51-FF6D-446F-A490-8B2AF8…)
No. 1184828
File: 1652788279655.jpeg (13.72 KB, 480x360, E58BA6DD-6A17-4F64-AD08-A6589C…)
No. 1184836
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No. 1184867
File: 1652789699475.jpg (23.16 KB, 480x472, 25768a54.jpg)
>>1184836UNDERAPPRECIATED POST GFDAFGSD
No. 1184875
File: 1652790013367.jpg (82.05 KB, 605x601, 47229064_703868423327496_89694…)
No. 1184878
File: 1652790129375.jpg (11.65 KB, 170x155, capybara.jpg.3e7786b7995f5b5a4…)
selfie
hope u all think im pretty
No. 1184881
File: 1652790470957.jpg (38.82 KB, 480x432, 47495889_591607134630760_50750…)
No. 1184890
File: 1652790842019.png (329.63 KB, 622x505, aw jeez.png)
>>1184878g-golly nonners….you're beautiful
No. 1184914
File: 1652791932667.jpg (47.22 KB, 640x360, t37uxhzbo2k51.jpg)
Meow meow
No. 1185229
File: 1652803220819.webm (7.66 MB, 405x720, tumblr_r1uaksrHVO1yihe1v_720.w…)
No. 1185247
File: 1652803675895.gif (4.39 MB, 640x358, heavy_is_dead.gif)
Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-
No. 1185412
File: 1652810784383.png (578.77 KB, 640x1136, 0B277949-4027-486F-B2CD-5AF65B…)
>>1184957based on a true story
No. 1185436
File: 1652811520046.png (1.95 MB, 1280x975, 4B9570B9-DA68-4ED3-A9EE-76A249…)
>GO! SANIC! GO OUT AND RUN TO THE EXTREME!
>I WILL! THANK YOU, FATHER!
No. 1185526
File: 1652814134705.gif (1.55 MB, 320x180, 3-T004534621.gif)
>>1184843patrick? more like phatdick
No. 1185848
File: 1652826517870.jpg (65.71 KB, 500x667, b2b6116fa1ea74440dc008be2ec8f7…)
How I browse
No. 1185885
File: 1652827819018.jpg (38.48 KB, 380x355, 1652289872317.jpg)
>mfw moids mad
No. 1185892
File: 1652827996211.jpeg (78.59 KB, 933x525, A0C2102A-DDCD-4DEF-ABAA-A45D35…)
on my feetsa, eat a pizza, huhbuhgamanamana beets-uh
No. 1185977
File: 1652833772468.jpg (102.91 KB, 471x750, lita.jpg)
Me and the other crypto TERF in the pinterest comment section bullying retarded pronoun zoomers
No. 1185982
File: 1652834395962.jpeg (144.02 KB, 933x1101, 0AA46DD6-ACA2-4B8B-8892-7239DD…)
What would you when they do do it will they when they know to do it and where to and how to and why so much and hot about the thing of them there and sorry I meant like what do you know about them and how they did and will it be the best for them and there was a the thing about that other one of the silliness to and the will power of course indeed?
No. 1186026
File: 1652838381747.gif (498.94 KB, 500x371, tumblr_3791a6621d9d86bfae7f5be…)
No. 1186029
File: 1652839084331.jpeg (185.53 KB, 1134x1334, D71A8984-EA7D-4ACC-9823-A27A01…)
No. 1186031
File: 1652839296380.jpeg (942.64 KB, 816x1174, D2D2FA69-A062-4391-990A-3A38E5…)
Nyaaa~ I’ve just been summoned from the animu realm uwu mai name is lolly kowaii desuberg! How do you do my fellow 3ds?!
No. 1186040
File: 1652840339176.jpg (105.9 KB, 736x1045, dc945cbc1e50503924de7538d284fc…)
If I'm gonna worship a woman for her appearance it's gonna be pic related
No. 1186055
File: 1652841579330.jpg (141.83 KB, 1064x1057, 1652820582975.jpg)
No. 1186090
File: 1652844730767.jpeg (63.01 KB, 600x543, 35DA0F05-8645-4D49-B42E-27DA92…)
you can’t sit with us
No. 1186092
File: 1652845039815.jpg (46.63 KB, 750x749, 445.jpg)
2-for-1 deal only at wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys 2-for-1 for 2 for 2-for‐1 deals. at wendys
No. 1186123
File: 1652846848695.jpeg (36.74 KB, 387x387, F2518295-B3E2-4E11-8DFC-9F96CB…)
I had a dream that azealia banks caught grimes taking a big stinky shit and not flushing and captured it on instagram live and i was convinced it really happened for like 10 minutes after waking up
No. 1186511
File: 1652883670484.jpg (74.04 KB, 700x526, 1195.jpg)
did you know that elephants have their boobs on their chest
No. 1187131
>>1186821Pointing out your special interest doesn’t make me a handmaid. See
>>1186615Everything is tranny Rorschach for some of you.
No. 1187202
File: 1652916807040.jpeg (215.22 KB, 965x974, 1651449429043.jpeg)
I can't beli
No. 1187212
File: 1652917222832.jpg (65.55 KB, 735x1043, ed4497dc9e04f65626b9f6c59b3563…)
Maid ryuk.
No. 1187215
>>1187202KEK I swear to god I was also going to repost this today, I can't believe we'll never know what that
nonnie couldn't beli
No. 1187228
File: 1652918924240.png (761.35 KB, 982x584, Capture.PNG)
No. 1187234
File: 1652919849528.jpeg (178.84 KB, 750x996, 45C5ABBF-E7CD-4A3C-9432-1483FB…)
Hey baby you wanna come back to my place so I can snort some coke off your boobs and take some Cialis and see where the night takes us?
No. 1187237
File: 1652920113112.png (844.36 KB, 652x619, Janika James Jonshen.PNG)
I wanted to use "this person doesn't exist" and find a picture, such as this one and create a fake story. Like make a fake name and pretend like this person is an celebrity who did something crazy and I'm pissed about it.
But I'm scared I'll get banned. I got banned for dumb "jokes" before. Like in Shay na na thread.
No. 1187253
File: 1652922246977.jpg (442.03 KB, 1024x1024, avatar-dbf9100107ee8b28d09f049…)
>>1187237Side note, check out this fucker I just genned
No. 1187263
File: 1652923702124.png (1.54 MB, 1132x557, Capture.PNG)
Nonnies which face is real?
No. 1187281
>>1187263Original Anon here-
Blonde is fake>>1187266Side smirk pretty woman is realhere is the site if any
nonnie wants to play and bring some faces here.
https://www.whichfaceisreal.com/ No. 1187282
File: 1652925783619.png (622 KB, 445x521, howdy.PNG)
No. 1187290
File: 1652926182388.png (912.75 KB, 946x566, obama.PNG)
Is this a trick question?
No. 1187302
File: 1652926441709.png (319.1 KB, 670x518, Capture.PNG)
No. 1187308
File: 1652926777976.jpeg (668.89 KB, 771x812, 1E59089E-4987-4D97-8D12-07F0B0…)
>>1187281Hello ladies. Is there something wrong with my mouth?
retard mods don’t ban me it’s a fucking joke and literally not a real moid No. 1187311
File: 1652926925149.jpeg (937.15 KB, 828x953, 4F785AB3-A8DA-41A7-88FE-A25539…)
>>1187281⛥ ĄM I REAĹ AM I RȨẢL ĄM Ȋ ŖÉAḶ
No. 1187510
File: 1652948930741.gif (5.11 MB, 320x568, 45F159AE-3F1B-4652-9D2D-66728C…)
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
No. 1187514
File: 1652949124268.gif (4.24 MB, 320x568, 68A47AE4-EE9D-4049-A025-21306A…)
No. 1187517
File: 1652949281434.gif (10.3 MB, 320x568, 4443FD86-1E3B-496C-8E53-B049EE…)
Nonas, who we fuckin?!
No. 1187520
File: 1652949468115.gif (12.81 MB, 320x568, 3724E67B-C30A-4744-AEC0-BE926C…)
No. 1187521
File: 1652949560608.gif (3.4 MB, 420x480, 2023E51D-4316-4098-8065-7C1EEF…)
I’m done I just converted a bunch of TikTok to gifs because I’m not doing that webm nonsense I’m an iPhone user
No. 1187543
File: 1652951681617.jpg (11.34 KB, 1000x1000, dominant species.jpg)
someone make that girl in spore I don't have the game
No. 1187916
File: 1652973035857.jpg (9.53 KB, 236x236, 0e0a7bc933f36ee342b7f04003a2db…)
just realised this website is Twitter for autistic women
No. 1187939
File: 1652973960561.jpeg (121.65 KB, 900x704, E861E81C-5BA8-4752-95C4-F7214E…)
>>1187520This guy looks like a homunculus
No. 1187943
File: 1652974258088.jpg (104.41 KB, 736x599, 12b839a20305f47b56aeb28a41a4c2…)
>>1187939this guy looks like a homunculus hue hue hue hueeeeeee hnnngggg
No. 1187972
File: 1652975022110.gif (1.98 MB, 370x208, 7FCB7FA6-B1D6-414B-ACBA-907AA9…)
No. 1187976
>>1187956I will actually beat you up, don't say that he isn't sexy enough he's the sexiest thing to ever exist
ever anon and I will burn everything I will burn it all to the ground how dare you how dare you how dare you
No. 1188054
File: 1652977649129.jpg (50.46 KB, 1122x642, 275893524_899984487385101_3480…)
Dalejże
No. 1188063
File: 1652978136745.jpg (10.04 KB, 190x266, sungho-jung-1-190x266.jpg)
>>1187943for a split second i thought this was the guy from that fucked up warehouse bl manhwa.
No. 1188125
File: 1652981049495.jpeg (218.03 KB, 750x1334, 186ACACA-5161-43F8-912C-4AC3E5…)
When I’m at work I go to the single room bathroom and I drag the trash can over to the toilet and lay it down flat in front of the toilet and I put a toilet seat cover down and I sit down at the toilet and put my feet flat up on the trash can like a squatty potty
Pic unrelated
No. 1188133
File: 1652981368058.png (2.72 MB, 2048x1269, dnd-dragonborn-bard.png)
Lizbard
No. 1188349
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No. 1188459
File: 1652993795248.png (Spoiler Image,1.09 MB, 1000x748, 1645486619-cover-r4x3w1000-5c3…)
No. 1189038
File: 1653034096477.jpeg (77.83 KB, 600x393, F87209F0-5B73-4469-96CF-6E1C16…)
What is going on
No. 1189558
File: 1653062037718.jpeg (679.16 KB, 1256x1920, B9815131-74F0-403B-8E26-5F438A…)
scaring off the demons with my pussay
No. 1189559
File: 1653062060373.gif (Spoiler Image,423.63 KB, 212x318, 8DDE7D82-0917-4E83-BAA3-D57F4A…)
demons BTFO
No. 1189661
File: 1653065343710.jpeg (492.95 KB, 1125x972, 6584E944-7D75-42C4-9FC5-10015F…)
Based, does this mean men are cursing themselves when they view porn?
No. 1189662
>>1189661also
>As women give life, they can take it awaynew favorite saying
No. 1189693
>>1189668saved, favorited, memorized, tattooed inside my eyelids (thank you so much
nonny!!!)
No. 1189887
File: 1653071987052.jpeg (1.45 MB, 4032x3024, 57AA42CF-E47D-4C79-AD93-F7F3A9…)
No. 1189897
File: 1653072098783.jpg (64.18 KB, 552x539, Tumblr_l_3189642121102164.jpg)
Behold! The original!
No. 1189901
File: 1653072253132.jpeg (Spoiler Image,119.35 KB, 1200x1500, 402C8077-9E86-47C9-8685-B96728…)
No. 1189942
File: 1653073024987.jpeg (143.17 KB, 960x879, 8FC4AE51-295F-44AC-858A-9D5BE4…)
No. 1189949
File: 1653073161436.jpeg (298.65 KB, 635x870, 87AA90EC-7138-4AF0-9551-7B5AAC…)
Reply if you’d hit chain
No. 1189951
File: 1653073229459.png (76.38 KB, 500x447, mama-tried-to-rasealady-but-da…)
No. 1189981
>>1189949Kill, Fuck, Marry: Brendan Fraser in
George of the Jungle
Encino Man
The Mummy
No. 1189983
File: 1653073639347.gif (5.97 MB, 466x310, FFB30493-2F4A-475C-B38A-934E78…)
GURL LETS GO THE CLUB AND POP OUR PUSSY
No. 1189993
File: 1653073867257.gif (3.5 MB, 400x400, 1FD7225E-AE47-44C8-805E-BD884D…)
No. 1190003
File: 1653074107180.gif (3.56 MB, 320x568, 3F9F0715-7CD9-4DB8-B004-5ECFC0…)
No. 1190008
>>1190003I unironically love winifredclarke
she's great
No. 1190009
>>1189981Kill Encino Man
Fuck George
Marry The Mummy/Rick
No. 1190010
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No. 1190016
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No. 1190038
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>>1189715hero, she braved so much pain to type this
No. 1190107
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No. 1190173
File: 1653077925019.jpeg (24.65 KB, 226x300, 35E79C23-3FF1-4FFD-ACCB-A3B52B…)
Let’s play da story time replies I’ll go to the firs:
I wake up inna bed and I go to da store and buy…
No. 1190197
File: 1653078283113.jpeg (137.69 KB, 672x747, 3270CC9E-796E-4F4E-ACCE-B89DFB…)
>>1190173Two party size bags of M&Ms that I pay while farting uncontrollably, the cashier is my crush, so I…
No. 1190208
File: 1653078470651.jpg (74.57 KB, 1170x1059, FRhWT5-XEAE-TbX.jpg)
>>1190197I proceed to consume his flesh and absorb him into the hivemind that spontaneously grew from my consciousness 12 days ago. I open one bag of M&Ms…
No. 1190238
File: 1653079063226.jpeg (226.78 KB, 466x665, 1B8D892E-83D1-4F62-8033-33D7E3…)
>>1190208…I broke out of my maladaptive daydream and realised I shidded a bit. I ran outside crying and got hit by a car and died. But then….
No. 1190307
File: 1653080614327.jpeg (778.3 KB, 1170x997, E2261B6C-BAD8-4D5B-AC49-CB371C…)
>>1190238I was revived with the power of necromancy
No. 1190337
File: 1653081968264.jpeg (207.43 KB, 1242x1278, 9CD223CD-52AE-4B6B-91FE-898F3A…)
>>1190307Satan doesn’t want me to die because I’m his human waifu, and now that I know demons exist he…
No. 1190379
File: 1653084109904.jpg (73.04 KB, 600x900, Queen_Akasha.jpg)
>>1190337..has named me Queen of the Damned. I use my new influence and power to…
No. 1190380
File: 1653084123828.jpeg (78.35 KB, 533x656, 1625747248985.jpeg)
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENER
No. 1190384
File: 1653084366117.jpeg (72.08 KB, 569x600, 4285EE69-140E-471D-88B8-553AC3…)
>>1190379have sex with the devil, and then I also have sex with the grim reaper, and amass all the souls of hot people who I also have sex with. I wake the next morning and…
No. 1190492
File: 1653087012401.jpg (48.69 KB, 860x1200, 1622212778351.jpg)
>>1190457I am proud of the fact that I am almost completely ignorant of this trial, I don't know what its about, I don't care to see retarded breadtubers shitty opinion on the matter, I don't even care whose right or wrong, might be amber but honestly who really gives a shit, cause I don't
No. 1190516
>>1190492Wtf this woman is so hot
This is better than the moid one
No. 1190518
File: 1653087650300.jpg (54.99 KB, 622x657, FTOmS38XwAAo1JR.jpg)
>>1190384make homophobia against men legal once again, as my trusty canine companion has advised me to, due to almost catching
SUPER AIDS through a condom thrown out of a car by a homosexual male. As I am about to sign the bill into lawhood forever…
No. 1190539
File: 1653088323511.jpg (74.35 KB, 640x522, tumblr_of4v5iFBln1szaybjo1_640…)
How do you want your meat or plant based food done, nonnies?
No. 1190543
File: 1653088483208.jpeg (195.05 KB, 680x877, CE4BE70B-9124-4E44-B8B6-57DEDC…)
>>1190492The patrician approach
No. 1190549
File: 1653088795839.jpeg (16.93 KB, 257x196, 952798A1-B37C-4178-9A51-CA23DD…)
>>1190539rare and twitching
No. 1190609
File: 1653092574088.jpg (279.47 KB, 1280x1024, dream.jpg)
No. 1190640
File: 1653094164577.gif (814.49 KB, 432x242, 6920CAEB-4691-45B1-BF17-C0709E…)
somethings wrong w my throat
The trigger to swallow keeps getting activated for no reason like Iiterally I can’t stop swallowing
I’m going insane nonnies
No. 1190700
File: 1653097483433.gif (511.28 KB, 498x340, hot-topic-burn-down.gif)
Burning down Hot Topic, you want in nonnies? What you bringing to help burn it down?
No. 1190701
File: 1653097525770.png (391.45 KB, 620x481, puppy.PNG)
No. 1190704
File: 1653097950277.jpeg (140.2 KB, 828x728, E561FF87-9C73-4754-B81C-4111E3…)
No. 1190753
File: 1653102868800.jpg (19.75 KB, 481x361, 281031857_555372202812979_2718…)
No. 1190903
File: 1653118615578.webm (1.02 MB, 540x360, Deer.webm)
i love this video
No. 1190928
File: 1653120631455.jpeg (150.59 KB, 929x768, E2B84A11-BC02-4D0C-84D7-04858D…)
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
No. 1190969
File: 1653123578475.png (248.58 KB, 462x274, 793A8B2E-F799-48EA-9E02-F02757…)
Okay nonitas…. Who we fucking? Who we marrying? Who we killing?: Apartheid Clyde, Don Juan Amazon, Zaddy Zuck Edition
No. 1190988
File: 1653124956981.gif (4.33 MB, 750x549, the goose whisperer.gif)
>>1190982Does this turn you on?
No. 1190992
>>1190989What kind of deluded grandpa-fucker wouldn't consider bald old Bezos the ugliest?
Elon is more fat than ugly, but either way at least he has hair.
No. 1190994
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>>1190992>at least he has hair nowFTFY
No. 1191005
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>>1190969After thinking way more about this than I should have…
Definitely kill Zuck. Don’t think an explanation is needed as to why. Fuck Muskrat. There’s a possibility of a child, which I do want, and we’d be set for for life without having to deal with his turbo-autism. Marry Bezos. He’s weird but kind of endearing, he’ll die way before me, and his body isn’t terrible now that he’s on whatever.
As a bonus: I’d be spit roasted by the founders of google and then marry one of them, preferably Larry Page, after killing Warren Buffet
No. 1191015
>>1191005He's an icon. I love his devilish laugh too.
>>1190992Muskrat keeps harassing women and trying to turn his gfs into weird bimbo dolls. He's also bald.
No. 1191097
File: 1653136736508.jpeg (3.55 MB, 2700x1840, 1653079197065.jpeg)
>>1190969Marry and then kill all of them, pressure their teams to close down all of their platforms after archiving them, distribute their wealth to all their workers so they are free for the rest of their lives and use the rest to buy tiktok just to close it down too.
No. 1191098
>>1191097I think this
nonnie has the right answer ladies
No. 1191099
File: 1653136994312.png (457.78 KB, 699x924, c85n3e9ws7e21.png)
I think I might have a crush on Knuckles
No. 1191177
File: 1653144310407.gif (3.14 MB, 360x202, F500DB92-6E29-4615-9BDE-33090E…)
>>1191099I mean he’s definitely got himbo vibes
No. 1191434
File: 1653157413806.jpg (45.86 KB, 409x419, 54fa82f7af8d159e91d39752835044…)
THIEF
No. 1191450
File: 1653158429646.png (2.68 MB, 1165x2128, Knuckles_SB.png)
>>1191177Don't even get me started on that Sonic Boom design, what a beef cake
No. 1191635
File: 1653169611382.jpeg (198.32 KB, 1170x1450, FF971CDA-9C6D-4EB5-A95A-C81C89…)
No. 1191808
File: 1653178798125.gif (60.62 KB, 480x480, 045A58C6-56B9-4887-BA5B-7AD23C…)
>>1191614Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it too when they’re billionaires
No. 1191875
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No. 1191892
File: 1653187886845.jpg (172.94 KB, 679x738, 1653187660932.jpg)
Someone is defending tranny porn on /m/.
No. 1191945
File: 1653192947185.png (152.46 KB, 593x860, F1F37AA5-EC0F-4D1C-A475-2A0B5D…)
>>1191892Not just a trans a literal pedo, first and foremost.
>>1057360^ read the threads
No. 1192004
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No. 1192008
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No. 1192025
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No. 1192042
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No. 1192059
File: 1653203485024.png (44.11 KB, 1071x462, animu_then_and_now_by_dogisaga…)
Dogisaga is the real queen. Too bad she's trooning
No. 1192064
File: 1653203729645.png (246.24 KB, 459x352, 12DA637B-44B0-452A-A7E4-6F3A40…)
I’m high off of coke and ready to report some moids
No. 1192066
>>1192064Share some with me pls
nonny x
No. 1192067
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No. 1192512
File: 1653239983936.jpg (1.23 MB, 1716x874, imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-0X93…)
His wrestler shorts have butt pads.
No. 1192641
File: 1653246725181.jpg (60.02 KB, 307x409, miss_nelson.jpg)
sHE COOL
No. 1192791
File: 1653255612272.jpeg (43.36 KB, 616x353, c3382146d9a208fda06bc3168b67ab…)
Yeah I love war games, you'd never understand the deep bond and almost fraternal comradery between soldiers
No. 1192842
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>>1192512nishiki ass flashbacks
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No. 1192872
File: 1653262680811.jpg (350.95 KB, 1170x1188, tumblr_9e7746b18ee56a59761e4e9…)
Anyone follow this program before? I'd really like to have my own head of snake hair but I don't want to be tricked by a mlm and wake up with green pipe cleaners taped onto my head.
No. 1193014
File: 1653272409368.jpeg (66.87 KB, 640x779, F4C12D2B-6E86-4BA5-AD33-4CF245…)
No. 1193040
File: 1653274953179.png (65.94 KB, 221x225, flexo.png)
based manlet Flexo > walking meme incel Bender
No. 1193076
File: 1653278984723.jpg (86.49 KB, 720x1059, 20220523_010717.jpg)
Kek, someone uploaded an /m/ thread to pinterest.
No. 1193144
File: 1653285213239.jpeg (240.27 KB, 590x983, 4CB3E637-A21D-43CE-950C-3DAD4B…)
No. 1193348
File: 1653291783580.jpg (56.26 KB, 604x453, c8ac797b641d1ee2eeb2107d36a572…)
Just wanna have dinner with my ladies in some shoe chairs.
No. 1193393
File: 1653295004784.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.06 MB, 1046x1695, 37CC0B1B-9985-4345-9BBB-03C028…)
>>1191866He looks like every other old Russian-Jew man kek there’s worse
No. 1193798
File: 1653322870189.jpg (75.28 KB, 476x427, 2s1r6l.jpg)
>>1184096I remember one time I played that map and some guy in the game said he had made it. I said he was lying but then I googled it and he really had made it. Sorry, Schwa.
No. 1194180
File: 1653339416846.gif (13.72 MB, 360x480, F97838CC-A699-42DF-8AC2-A1D201…)
Literally me (I did this )
No. 1194284
File: 1653349159082.png (231.24 KB, 580x319, image-141.png)
Yeah, alright!
Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops, my poops!
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop? (all that poop, all that poop)
Woo! Woo!
I'ma poop-poop-poop, oh yeah!
Gonna get loopy off my poopy!
My poop, my poop (that's right!)
My poop, my poop, my poop! (check it out!)
I drive my parents crazy, the poop I need every day-ay-ay-ay (ay-ay-ay)
She's smelling fart shake up swag
Got my poop designer bags
Even pooey puts on
Hey Louie, I'm the cool one
Cuz' if you want the real thing, you're spending those big bucks
But when you rock a Poopsie
You just be poopin' it all up!
We munch on my poop pizzas
Pooping slime until who knows
Poopsie Slime Surprise! (surprise!)
My poops, my poops, my poops!
They got me wearing glitter
It could end up on Twitter
But we can keep on playing
Cuz' "poop on!" is all I'm saying
Watcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
Woo-Woo!
Hey, let's start some drama
I got bestie poopin' llamas
So don't squish me up or roll
Just let me poop into my bowl!
Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops!
[Instrumental]
Check it out! (OK!)
They say my poops' so shiny
My glitter-slimy besties
Whenever we get down
We spread sparkly poop for brown
My poops, my poops, my poops!
My sparkly glitter poops!
Whatcha' gonna do?
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
Woop, woop!
I'mma poo-poo-poo-poop a ton
Poopsie, that's the floor 1-1
Poosie Slime Surprise
My poop, my poop
My poop, my poop, my poops!
Woo, I'm pooped!
No. 1194294
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if he were a fakeboi he would have a vergilia
No. 1194324
File: 1653352061283.jpg (201.58 KB, 1200x800, PREVIEW_SCREENSHOT2_166505.0.j…)
He would not last a day in bongistan.
No. 1194339
File: 1653353190297.png (505.56 KB, 584x739, tumblr_6e9b9e293d271267ab8c140…)
Unlike Dante, Vergil officially lost his vergility. Loser.
No. 1194350
File: 1653354533300.jpeg (43.99 KB, 494x621, images - 2022-05-22T034343.899…)
No. 1194440
File: 1653363110724.jpeg (311.1 KB, 750x572, 4F052AAC-CB9A-485E-9228-0979DB…)
Taraninto
No. 1194451
File: 1653364554441.jpg (219.32 KB, 693x941, 1653364052093.jpg)
Wtf?
No. 1194503
File: 1653370078759.jpeg (90.48 KB, 800x1089, CB966EFE-3C42-487E-80AA-EE0EFA…)
>>1190969I will now be incorporating Don Juan Amazon into my vernacular.
Fuck Musky
Kill Zuck
Marry Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen
No. 1194509
File: 1653370714896.jpg (452.67 KB, 729x1080, __vergil_devil_may_cry_and_1_m…)
>>1194348I can make up for Vergil's lost vergility by giving him mine.
No. 1194516
>>1190969fuck dr evil begrudgingly
marry clyde and then kill him for the insurance money before he puts his hands near me
kill zuck bc I still think he's a lizard person
No. 1194599
File: 1653379853085.jpg (70.04 KB, 540x662, tumblr_dfc1949cf62baa166a99568…)
>>1194509i'm right behind you
No. 1196213
File: 1653491383511.jpg (33.14 KB, 600x408, 1762836092-pc62e8fef5a0cd715be…)
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", 'cause that would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
No. 1196690
File: 1653515940719.jpeg (87.57 KB, 450x426, 9F7A8B2C-5EC9-4159-8B16-8F04D6…)
i would fuck the mothman
No. 1196764
File: 1653519290117.jpeg (85.99 KB, 750x1000, 11940693-3749-40BC-9AC4-DD84E9…)
I’d suck (his cock) and fuck (him)
No. 1197018
File: 1653535169210.gif (834.19 KB, 480x358, download (19).gif)
>>1197006Welcome back!!!!!!!!
No. 1197034
>>1194284I can't beli
that this is a real product
No. 1197048
>>1194228Animorphag here, you can turn into whichever animal you touch to acquire its DNA, so if she touched a male lion, she'd have its mane and all. (In the book Rachel turned into a grizzly bear but I guess in the show it was a lion?)
(Loved those books as a kid, what a trip down memory lane kek)
No. 1197732
File: 1653589206282.jpg (2.38 MB, 1055x3193, 1653588912816.jpg)
Tag who you are on the Moe Blob War
I don't know what country that is, but column D row 9 has a really nice uniform, so I'm calling dibs on her
No. 1197754
File: 1653590176364.jpg (56.53 KB, 564x564, ebae88008c2becd7727e532d050bde…)
>>1197734Which British-chan are you though? Unless there's an specific England-chan that I am missing
>>1197743Yes, for live rounds it's strictly against males. We could play airsoft with ourselves though.
I usually don't like these "moe blobs as military personnel", especially when looking for real life military women stuff, but some can be fun. RIP Spain-chan for not being fully dressed, though.
No. 1197766
File: 1653591072307.jpg (42.08 KB, 512x433, 9ec44d5dd711a3247865adff2747c6…)
>>1197732this is hetalia erasure
No. 1197795
File: 1653592537900.png (630.33 KB, 848x634, lol.png)
I'm too cool for school
No. 1197816
File: 1653593267491.jpeg (44.15 KB, 480x360, 1.jpeg)
Tag Yourself
No. 1197817
File: 1653593293840.jpg (12.71 KB, 480x270, 526154-hairstyle23.jpg)
No. 1197825
File: 1653593530215.jpg (30.83 KB, 587x483, edtzh9pcekn61.jpg)
TAG YOURSELF
No. 1197835
File: 1653593987647.png (75.12 KB, 137x249, 9.PNG)
i want this outfit, but no furry shit. Just comfy shit.
No. 1197839
File: 1653594012399.png (407.49 KB, 709x449, Capture.PNG)
No. 1197881
File: 1653595621205.png (996.22 KB, 1920x620, 060ad92489947d410d897474079c14…)
About to go to the Purble Place, you guys want anything?
No. 1197911
File: 1653597485841.png (29.14 KB, 114x137, cake.PNG)
>>1197895Here you go queen
No. 1197917
File: 1653597903860.jpeg (53.87 KB, 395x339, D58553CD-4DBC-431A-89BC-06808A…)
>>1197911W-what about me…?
No. 1198324
File: 1653627718571.jpg (188.9 KB, 580x580, m_609001b681a36c502bc35421.jpg)
My stomach hurts nonnies
No. 1198332
File: 1653628090665.jpeg (136.57 KB, 567x673, 10404DCE-B11E-4414-A118-DC548C…)
Imagine being male hahaha
No. 1198358
File: 1653632292636.jpeg (94.66 KB, 1920x1080, 1920.jpeg)
>>1198324mmm i want m&m so many of them i was always jelly of the rich kids who got the big m&m toy statue thingies
No. 1198381
File: 1653634545862.jpg (426.05 KB, 1200x1200, chicago-bowel-perforation-lawy…)
>>1198324I'm sorry but he isn't going to make it
No. 1198510
File: 1653642844044.jpg (10.83 KB, 172x154, fatty.jpg)
>>1198472share with fatty bear!
No. 1198577
File: 1653647081352.jpg (25.86 KB, 500x360, 3e18faca04f72137d54e6affb0bd41…)
pouring one out for anna. she could've been radicalized and been a force for good if she wasn't tormented to death. she came close at times
No. 1198586
File: 1653648099213.jpeg (471.95 KB, 1536x2048, CyZBwZzXEAEXpxp.jpeg)
>>1198577The book of essays "All the lives I want" has a fantastic chapter on her. Highly recommended. The whole book is amazing.
Anyway how to get to know Anna Nicole better? Should I watch her reality show? I remember anon linking a PDF of a book about her (I think memories of her friends???) but I cannot for the life of me find it on Goodreads (or even the file on my computer).
No. 1198589
File: 1653648450612.jpeg (7.83 KB, 240x240, images.jpeg)
Furry luv
No. 1198597
File: 1653648918078.jpg (27.44 KB, 500x291, 0ea148b5e696d68b29bd5f39a4d6cd…)
>>1198586i disagree a lot with what that says, even though it's trying to sort of give her credit. she had a HARD as fuck life and was actually hilarious and had a wonderful spirit about her. not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbh. watch her reality show. she was absolutely exploited during it but you can tell she was a nice person who cared deeply for her child and was non-judgemental and just a funny spirit. she needed guidance in her life and protection. instead she was preyed upon relentlessly and mocked to no end for anything and everything.
No. 1198630
>>1198597I respect your opinion on the essay. Maybe I will see it in a different light once I get to know about Anna more. I think in the later parts the author goes into the exploitation and obsession with Anna's body, but it's been some time since I've read it. The author is clearly a libfem, but she has some important things to say despite that. I love that book.
>not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbhI think she may have had dyslexia. Obviously IDK, I just googled. Here are some quotes on that:
>The sense of waste and tragedy could've been heightened by Smith's near illiteracy - the fact that she wrote "no" when she meant "know," or that she couldn't spell "pride."Another source:
>With all her success, having pulled herself up into 'higher society' by the bootstraps, Giancola explained he was surprised to find out that Anna was practically illiterate.>The director elaborated that in the film he worked with her on, he found out that Smith "could barely read." It came as a surprise because Smith had worked in Hollywood as an actress, so fans would assume she could read a script, at the very least.>But perhaps it's not that surprising, because Anna Nicole did grow up poor in a small town, and had her first child as a teen. She started out working in fast food, and she didn't go to college, nor did she finish high school. In fact, she only attended high school until her sophomore year.>In Anna's own words, she "don't read so good," said Giancola, and she was "functionally illiterate." Although, she probably had plenty of people to do the important reading of contracts and whatnot for her, so it's perhaps not entirely surprising that she managed to keep the secret throughout her career.Of course it can all be moid bullshit, I can see how Massey went with it as it is considered true.
No. 1198651
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>>1198644Mind you, this is what she looked like when everyone was ragging on her for being "so fat"
No. 1199155
File: 1653674160476.jpg (45.03 KB, 637x676, do not do this!!!.jpg)
No. 1199167
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would it be tingly or burny
No. 1199181
>>1199167Lately I've been stockpiling sanitary towels because I've fallen
victim to the weirdest form of consumerism I guess.. Hell I'd probably buy these too.
The colorful packaging is what gets me
No. 1199197
>>1199167Tingly. If you've ever accidently touched yourself after chopping fresh chili peppers, you'd know how that will BURN.
My forgettfull ass speaks from experience.
>>1199181Same here. Love this shade of red.
No. 1199721
File: 1653693968551.jpeg (40.75 KB, 461x525, 1584946068355.jpeg)
she said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubbles blowing zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga
No. 1199836
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>>1199026I love Anna but even pregnant Lima is not the same weight lol
No. 1199842
File: 1653705248800.jpg (13.63 KB, 408x612, chinese middle finger.jpg)
Fuk all of u
No. 1199929
>>1199836I think anons (and regular people irl honestly) don’t realize how TINY these models are so in this case, Adriana having some pregnancy bloat in her face makes them think she’s gained a considerable amount of weight. The reality is she still does modeling even while pregnant and besides the obvious pregnancy bump and superficial bloating, she still has an insane model body.
This applies to men in Hollywood, too. Standing next to a 5’9 150lb actor feels like standing next to a twig. When they gain 20lbs of muscle they look crazy on film but in reality they are just very fit 5’9 170lb dudes.
No. 1200025
File: 1653723175326.jpeg (64.82 KB, 460x906, 540E9163-D9C9-4133-9451-47D934…)
>>1198601Ask and you shall receive
No. 1201259
File: 1653819509931.jpeg (91.85 KB, 900x506, 31A15C13-C4BF-45E0-85A7-AF46F4…)
>>1198601Here’s one for the girlie above that wants to be spit roasted by these two fags
No. 1201377
File: 1653831527524.gif (308.59 KB, 590x655, tumblr_bd91c69d3d4658395e2f59c…)
good mornign desu
No. 1201385
File: 1653832177251.jpg (18.18 KB, 474x474, 637133870e76cc244345929c09ccd0…)
mew mew
No. 1201394
File: 1653832973342.png (83.93 KB, 335x301, socute.png)
>>1201383Good dog!
>>1201385Good kitty!
No. 1201495
File: 1653840737431.jpg (5.74 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)
bonk for all
No. 1201509
File: 1653841435801.gif (1.28 MB, 500x415, yVKjU0Q.gif)
>>1201505finally some good bonking music
No. 1201696
File: 1653851013493.jpeg (21.06 KB, 720x720, images (2).jpeg)
The brontosarus stays ON during sex
No. 1201712
File: 1653851943232.jpg (47.39 KB, 720x711, special_drink.jpg)
Golden pee sorry I mean Passing wind sorry I mean Golden wee
No. 1202313
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No. 1202345
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>>1202305>herYou know what, that's fair
No. 1202377
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I know /ot/ loves boobahs so imma post my creation here as well.
No. 1202413
>>1202377Omg. /ot/ loves boohbahs too? I have found my people. Beautiful work, nona.
>>1202411Which one is your fave? I'm partial to Zing Zing Zingbah and ofc Zubah (purple).
Do they look kinda like uncircumcised penises to anyone else?
No. 1202415
>>1202411>Where does the love come fromBunker threads. We had a very serious discussion about the genitals of boobahs
jk I think some anon just posted a picture of boobahs with penises without realizing it was..ahem inappropriate, and it became a short lived joke.
No. 1202417
File: 1653896839023.gif (926.33 KB, 244x184, dark-sided-wife-swap.gif)
>>1202377Boohbahs are demonic
No. 1202464
File: 1653902792718.jpeg (80.31 KB, 456x555, B43AC0D7-1939-4303-B24E-24EDAC…)
LESSBIIANSNSNSS LESBIAANSN I LOBE YU
No. 1202465
File: 1653902907819.jpg (36.13 KB, 293x419, 64_gummor-293x419.jpg)
>>1202464mwaaahhh dance with me
No. 1202483
File: 1653905915190.jpg (61.62 KB, 293x419, 32_gummor-293x419.jpg)
>>1202474love you too my sweet nonita!!!
No. 1202484
File: 1653906010471.png (Spoiler Image,59.63 KB, 400x450, to2pklmlvvd81.png)
Oopsie
No. 1202487
File: 1653906363871.gif (154.92 KB, 220x123, B659A38F-6422-4B88-9942-15240F…)
>>1202483i love those paintings so much i want what they have
No. 1202489
File: 1653906599025.jpg (215.16 KB, 350x500, Inge_Look_31 Making a call.jpg)
>>1202487this could be us nonna! ♥
No. 1202570
File: 1653913827132.png (1.22 MB, 1298x1838, 1653906544629.png)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No. 1202578
File: 1653914704976.jpg (36.09 KB, 800x800, BryceRutter02_GatoradeEDGE.jpg)
>>1202573GATORADE REVOLUTION!
No. 1202628
File: 1653918550009.jpeg (25.14 KB, 437x435, 5C85E395-4B72-464A-83C9-A6B355…)
>>1202626Can’t we wake up in 2000?
No. 1202688
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>>1202679ME why is it so damn warm???
No. 1202710
File: 1653925480483.gif (21.29 KB, 221x237, gaudi-fan.gif)
>>1202688The Sun is trying to kill us off faster
No. 1202718
File: 1653925902596.jpg (74.97 KB, 719x911, 22a3975f6eb4dc6234e7e5502cdb18…)
What would you do if you woke up and saw this
No. 1202851
File: 1653931199280.jpg (252.91 KB, 1536x2048, Ej-tpscX0AIBLLn.jpg)
she
No. 1202852
File: 1653931265763.jpg (339.31 KB, 1536x2048, EjvSm_2U4AEhpVH.jpg)
Gluurchk glurchk gluckhc
No. 1202855
File: 1653931331957.jpg (319.25 KB, 1484x2048, EjwSLPJVgAAys3O.jpg)
Hrmphghhh
No. 1202858
File: 1653931390834.jpg (767.61 KB, 1910x2048, EjvLn_AWsAYuEr8.jpg)
AAAAAAAHHDUEUUUUUURRGGHHHHOOOOOOOO
No. 1202860
File: 1653931435124.gif (2.6 MB, 275x202, 1643014628714.gif)
OH GOD
No. 1202861
File: 1653931465076.jpg (407.06 KB, 1512x1512, EjvOL94VgAEAoLC.jpg)
doih
No. 1202863
File: 1653931528424.gif (197.13 KB, 99x99, shot-sad.gif)
>>1202861I'm I'm sorry
nonnie, I'm sorry!
No. 1202869
File: 1653931720783.jpg (231.83 KB, 1152x2048, EjvVPBBXcAUmU0w.jpg)
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.
Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak,
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
Woven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.
Say, expecting fraud and trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
Missiles, similes, reviles.
Wholly, holly, signal, signing,
Same, examining, but mining,
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far.
From ‘desire’: desirable—admirable from ‘admire’,
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
Gertrude, German, wind and wind,
Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
Have you ever yet endeavoured
To pronounce revered and severed,
Demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,
Peter, petrol and patrol?
Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which exactly rhymes with khaki.
Discount, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward,
Ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?
Right! Your pronunciation’s OK.
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Is your R correct in higher?
Keats asserts it rhymes Thalia.
Hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,
Buoyant, minute, but minute.
Say abscission with precision,
Now: position and transition;
Would it tally with my rhyme
If I mentioned paradigm?
Twopence, threepence, tease are easy,
But cease, crease, grease and greasy?
Cornice, nice, valise, revise,
Rabies, but lullabies.
Of such puzzling words as nauseous,
Rhyming well with cautious, tortious,
You’ll envelop lists, I hope,
In a linen envelope.
Would you like some more? You’ll have it!
Affidavit, David, davit.
To abjure, to perjure. Sheik
Does not sound like Czech but ache.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed but vowed.
Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover.
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice,
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,
Suit, suite, ruin. Circuit, conduit
Rhyme with ‘shirk it’ and ‘beyond it’,
But it is not hard to tell
Why it’s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
Has the A of drachm and hammer.
Pussy, hussy and possess,
Desert, but desert, address.
Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants
Hoist in lieu of flags left pennants.
Courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,
Cow, but Cowper, some and home.
‘Solder, soldier! Blood is thicker’,
Quoth he, ‘than liqueur or liquor’,
Making, it is sad but true,
In bravado, much ado.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant.
Arsenic, specific, scenic,
Relic, rhetoric, hygienic.
Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close,
Paradise, rise, rose, and dose.
Say inveigh, neigh, but inveigle,
Make the latter rhyme with eagle.
Mind! Meandering but mean,
Valentine and magazine.
And I bet you, dear, a penny,
You say mani-(fold) like many,
Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,
Tier (one who ties), but tier.
Arch, archangel; pray, does erring
Rhyme with herring or with stirring?
Prison, bison, treasure trove,
Treason, hover, cover, cove,
Perseverance, severance. Ribald
Rhymes (but piebald doesn’t) with nibbled.
Phaeton, paean, gnat, ghat, gnaw,
Lien, psychic, shone, bone, pshaw.
Don’t be down, my own, but rough it,
And distinguish buffet, buffet;
Brood, stood, roof, rook, school, wool, boon,
Worcester, Boleyn, to impugn.
Say in sounds correct and sterling
Hearse, hear, hearken, year and yearling.
Evil, devil, mezzotint,
Mind the Z! (A gentle hint.)
Now you need not pay attention
To such sounds as I don’t mention,
Sounds like pores, pause, pours and paws,
Rhyming with the pronoun yours;
Nor are proper names included,
Though I often heard, as you did,
Funny rhymes to unicorn,
Yes, you know them, Vaughan and Strachan.
No, my maiden, coy and comely,
I don’t want to speak of Cholmondeley.
No. Yet Froude compared with proud
Is no better than McLeod.
But mind trivial and vial,
Tripod, menial, denial,
Troll and trolley, realm and ream,
Schedule, mischief, schism, and scheme.
Argil, gill, Argyll, gill. Surely
May be made to rhyme with Raleigh,
But you’re not supposed to say
Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.
Had this invalid invalid
Worthless documents? How pallid,
How uncouth he, couchant, looked,
When for Portsmouth I had booked!
Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite,
Paramour, enamoured, flighty,
Episodes, antipodes,
Acquiesce, and obsequies.
Please don’t monkey with the geyser,
Don’t peel ’taters with my razor,
Rather say in accents pure:
Nature, stature and mature.
Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly,
Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,
Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan,
Wan, sedan and artisan.
The TH will surely trouble you
More than R, CH or W.
Say then these phonetic gems:
Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.
Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,
There are more but I forget ’em—
Wait! I’ve got it: Anthony,
Lighten your anxiety.
The archaic word albeit
Does not rhyme with eight—you see it;
With and forthwith, one has voice,
One has not, you make your choice.
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger;
Then say: singer, ginger, linger.
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age,
Hero, heron, query, very,
Parry, tarry, fury, bury,
Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth,
Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.
Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners,
Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners
Holm you know, but noes, canoes,
Puisne, truism, use, to use?
Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual,
Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height,
Put, nut, granite, and unite.
Reefer does not rhyme with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, senate, but sedate.
Gaelic, Arabic, pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific;
Tour, but our, dour, succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Say manoeuvre, yacht and vomit,
Next omit, which differs from it
Bona fide, alibi
Gyrate, dowry and awry.
Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion,
Rally with ally; yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess—it is not safe,
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf.
Starry, granary, canary,
Crevice, but device, and eyrie,
Face, but preface, then grimace,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, oust, joust, and scour, but scourging;
Ear, but earn; and ere and tear
Do not rhyme with here but heir.
Mind the O of off and often
Which may be pronounced as orphan,
With the sound of saw and sauce;
Also soft, lost, cloth and cross.
Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting?
Yes: at golf it rhymes with shutting.
Respite, spite, consent, resent.
Liable, but Parliament.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work.
A of valour, vapid vapour,
S of news (compare newspaper),
G of gibbet, gibbon, gist,
I of antichrist and grist,
Differ like diverse and divers,
Rivers, strivers, shivers, fivers.
Once, but nonce, toll, doll, but roll,
Polish, Polish, poll and poll.
Pronunciation—think of Psyche!—
Is a paling, stout and spiky.
Won’t it make you lose your wits
Writing groats and saying ‘grits’?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel
Strewn with stones like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington, and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Don’t you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough?
Hiccough has the sound of sup.
My advice is: GIVE IT UP!
No. 1202870
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god
No. 1202878
File: 1653932026910.gif (1.79 MB, 354x192, soul-winnie.gif)
I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of fruit animals, let them win
No. 1203019
>>1202461it's literally for toddlers kek
>>1202484can someone explain the joke
No. 1203099
File: 1653940862879.jpeg (97.74 KB, 592x578, 8229293B-6EAC-4C62-8A9C-98F6F0…)
i like putting peanut butter on my graham crackers yum yum yum
No. 1203140
>>1203136s-sorry
nonnie, please don’t get so angry at me I’m just a smol bean uwuwuwuwu
No. 1203147
File: 1653943059810.jpg (145.04 KB, 926x722, Screenshot_20220530-153740.jpg)
>>1203140uwuwuwuwuWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
No. 1203149
File: 1653943121926.jpg (9.26 KB, 204x204, c6571e18dba9d94bfcae1c7742539a…)
What flavor of gorilla disorder do you guys have?
No. 1203157
File: 1653943490009.jpeg (64.38 KB, 600x501, 954C21FC-82A9-480C-83C3-29E8CB…)
does this turn you on? huh? ya freaks
No. 1203160
File: 1653943811930.jpg (96.8 KB, 618x800, bed92cdaa8c3880d5fe77735bb8fec…)
>>1203149Cheeky Gorilla Syndrome. It's terminal.
No. 1203168
File: 1653944580660.jpg (116.45 KB, 1301x1300, car-wash-sponge-cartoon-277444…)
>>1203157MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
No. 1203189
File: 1653945564570.jpeg (47.78 KB, 488x399, 6E59DD7A-49CD-441E-A0CF-AE3E33…)
>>1190753based terriermon poster, can you believe they turned him into this ugly piece of shit? also why is he wearing pants i wanna see his penis.
No. 1203287
File: 1653953566730.jpeg (56.69 KB, 850x400, 434EA8C2-5E09-42B0-A8A5-2C6240…)
Sisters could estrogen have helped her?
No. 1203289
File: 1653953985489.png (1017.7 KB, 1366x768, nonnies.png)
Nonnies I did it
No. 1203293
>>1203289>>1203290What the fuck
nonnie post this in the sims thread on /m/!!! This is so cute!!
No. 1203420
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No. 1203708
File: 1653999536384.jpg (95.85 KB, 1200x954, 1651131555905.jpg)
I threw my meds up 10 mins after I took them on an empty stomach like an idiot and have vomit still in my sinuses who wants to DANCE
No. 1203908
File: 1654011865000.jpeg (42.95 KB, 400x400, C33A67F5-E571-492B-90D9-17B595…)
>i don't know who you think you are, but men aren't supposed to grow tits, yet there they are, atop your little paunch
No. 1204431
File: 1654031689548.webm (1.31 MB, 406x720, 1653647565613.webm)
nonnies, you are all invited to my super cool party, please join me on the dance floor ! let's gooooo !!!
No. 1204510
File: 1654034787699.png (97.66 KB, 305x265, ld-zebra-cakes_product-shot-3c…)
horrible state of the world with the zebra harvesting conglomerate fueled by capitalist zebra hunger. the zebracakes should be released in africa to be free and roam with the lioncakes, not cut in half for gratification.
No. 1204525
File: 1654035251087.png (1.32 MB, 1859x1426, 1651647347105.png)
Zebracake Gang rise up
No. 1204526
File: 1654035286394.jpg (365.52 KB, 1024x690, 8498095558_c9d8df27be_b.jpg)
>>1204523get in get in get in get in
No. 1204535
File: 1654035438042.jpg (20.01 KB, 400x379, fightme.jpg)
>>1204530I've had enough of your blasphemy
No. 1204539
File: 1654035532307.jpg (180.02 KB, 1200x1200, Cosmic-Brownies-8.jpg)
>>1204528That's so crazy, I feel like everyone here overhypes Little Debbie cakes and I just don't get it. Even the cosmic brownies are not good, they're more fudge than brownies. The only ones I like are the banana moon pies. The oatmeal pies could be ok, but the overly-sweet filling ruins it.
>>1204535Zebra cake eaters are too weak to do anything.
No. 1204554
File: 1654035979835.jpg (31.09 KB, 500x353, that is one cool cat.jpg)
>>1204548It makes me specialer and cooler than you
No. 1204559
File: 1654036130490.png (1.97 MB, 1492x1778, 1651128987969.png)
>>1204554That's so cute that you think that, it's so silly how dumb you are!
No. 1204569
File: 1654036603156.png (105.37 KB, 536x465, cat.png)
>>1204559Well
I think it's cute that you think it's cute that I think I'm cooler than you, you zebra cake-eating wench!
No. 1204577
File: 1654036906999.jpg (5.33 KB, 271x275, 1646995830724.jpg)
>>1204569Well
IIIII just plain think you're cute! How about that?!
No. 1204589
File: 1654037638565.jpg (59.21 KB, 960x960, original.jpg)
>>1204577You're cuter! In fact, you are the cutest
nonny I've ever seen. It's an indisputable fact.
No. 1204718
File: 1654046061472.jpg (38.71 KB, 750x750, Tumblr_l_8200540224734.jpg)
Fuck
Marry
Kill
&
(Your Choice)
No. 1204720
File: 1654046173092.gif (4.93 MB, 498x498, angry-hamsters.gif)
>>1204718Can I just kill them all?
No. 1204724
File: 1654046336645.gif (87.21 KB, 220x190, dbz-discord.gif)
No. 1204783
File: 1654051591450.jpg (48.82 KB, 540x484, e2f1d396ba98b6765_dbb22730_540…)
erzafags
No. 1204791
File: 1654052548893.jpeg (124.19 KB, 714x771, B145A1F3-9B43-4991-8676-CFB120…)
>>1204783any “ironic” ezrafags is just hiding behind irony so they don’t have to face the fact that they are baby hybristophiles. their pipeline is falling in love with the columbine shooters i already called it. they already unconsciously think that assaulting women is the same as petty theft or trespassing. an ezrafag’s mind knows no bounds
No. 1204817
File: 1654054077279.jpeg (346.86 KB, 804x903, Efn39-IWkAEswco.jpeg)
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
No. 1205466
File: 1654094458376.jpeg (88.34 KB, 719x334, 261AD5D0-4B7A-41A3-8C1B-D36389…)
Squeak squeak
No. 1205544
File: 1654098113083.png (660.85 KB, 1080x1080, aea.png)
fuck it sticks this on my forehead
No. 1205563
File: 1654098570878.png (132.71 KB, 112x443, long.PNG)
how long is him do you think?
No. 1205578
File: 1654099291941.png (119.21 KB, 152x443, long.png)
>>1205563Him this long, not sure how wide. I will figure out. (Same anon btw)
No. 1207135
File: 1654134364704.jpg (93.11 KB, 768x1152, photo_2022-06-01_21-43-23.jpg)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
(Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin)
Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost)
Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in)
Then I fucked up on her cousin
Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah)
All this water on my neck
Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell)
So much diamonds on my bust down
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!)
Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines)
No. 1207158
File: 1654135178294.gif (13.46 MB, 640x640, mood-dance.gif)
I present to you Mary J blige working her ass off trying to pay for her scrotes alimony. Never marry down ladies.
No. 1207164
File: 1654135432756.gif (4.16 MB, 640x418, B9DD9544-6BBA-4972-9D9F-D55B66…)
I will be mediocre forever. I will stay mediocre forever. I will die mediocre. I love being mediocre. I will be mediocre forever.
No. 1207418
File: 1654154033727.jpg (222.44 KB, 1080x982, 20220602_030658.jpg)
No. 1207419
File: 1654154390186.png (8.52 KB, 800x600, d9tc1eq-2693d98f-1a96-4301-bb8…)
>>1205544also getting this as a tramp stamp btw
No. 1207455
File: 1654159255281.jpg (155.59 KB, 1136x640, 83249832.jpg)
jesse we have to cook no mr white i cant im compfy
No. 1207467
File: 1654159814950.jpg (50.17 KB, 552x828, e04847ad12ed9fa4f108047a02659f…)
>>1207461jesse ur looking so scrumptious
No. 1207472
File: 1654160073614.jpeg (213.73 KB, 1280x802, 2DA8E253-5A01-45C9-A571-710464…)
>>1207467Mr. White, we can’t when the tree is around
No. 1207488
File: 1654161282543.gif (1.46 MB, 245x168, 7456924243.gif)
>>1207471
lord why have you forsaken me in your eyes forsaken me
No. 1207779
File: 1654181339756.jpg (6.77 KB, 274x275, 1652346917271.jpg)
No. 1207792
File: 1654182064144.jpg (21.87 KB, 600x568, 663.jpg)
>>1207779i just wanna be a cowboy bayybee
No. 1207795
File: 1654182229810.png (Spoiler Image,1.24 MB, 812x887, firefox_uDNeBArO5M.png)
I used this AI image generator and got the most HORRIFYING SHIT EVER
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini No. 1207797
File: 1654182323178.jpg (414.02 KB, 1560x720, Screenshot_20220602-110507_You…)
official furry pack just dropped
No. 1208094
File: 1654193981411.jpeg (Spoiler Image,22.28 KB, 256x256, E1B8D785-5F98-47E2-A5C4-286FE6…)
>>1207795nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
No. 1208171
File: 1654196812193.png (1.02 MB, 1140x641, 1654193601160.png)
tag yourself
No. 1208579
File: 1654213070483.png (289.92 KB, 822x537, 282562261_519313929981098_5106…)
he's morphing into the boss baby
No. 1208611
File: 1654214059664.gif (Spoiler Image,3.4 MB, 414x310, 7B36760B-D9AC-431C-8583-43EFBC…)
I can’t believe there was never a gif for this. Well here you go, you all deserve to see this
No. 1208681
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>>1190969My part two to yours is: which one do we think is best in bed - best holding no actual meaning because look at them lol
I’m going with Bezos. I feel like he could be trained.
No. 1208921
File: 1654236358812.jpeg (370.54 KB, 1242x2208, 333A3CD7-9635-42BD-B040-FFCBFD…)
breathing heavily yaaaaaaaaa aaaaa uuu pas sniff sniff ruhwoo uhh snort we’ve done it again . Ayup ehhrehhrehhe h uh blorfsnxks jd uhm gimme your soul
No. 1208926
File: 1654236684135.jpeg (182.05 KB, 500x680, A6D5E2FF-FE53-4089-95CF-50EBD9…)
Kristin Stewart
No. 1209461
File: 1654266396782.gif (13.6 KB, 283x67, 432C4419-3EEF-4732-B21C-28C6A6…)
which one this one or
No. 1210577
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No. 1210641
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No. 1210672
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No. 1210688
File: 1654320252101.jpg (78.02 KB, 668x680, FUSjIV3WIAw3zS1.jpg)
i love this meme because she looks pretty
No. 1210732
File: 1654324034319.jpeg (28.45 KB, 318x334, ED4AE6FE-AFFF-44BA-B0D5-7EAFD7…)
*Culminating from a plethora of personalities, and years of dedication. Knowledge, and resources, have been accrued over time.
We left the throne with much anguish - but, with our dignity intact.
Be watchful. Continue to learn. Learn of antiquity. Learn of psychology. Continue your path.. We hope to see you very, very soon.
Patience.
The memories in thy blood shall lead thee, O'GATE Child.
Follow your directive.. Pragmatic Idealism.*
No. 1210747
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No. 1210799
File: 1654329318517.jpg (319.45 KB, 800x450, E_syujinkou.jpg)
Choose your gender: boy, woman, muscular man, slim man, or fat man?
No. 1210949
File: 1654346009059.jpg (118.49 KB, 1284x1320, FToJKU1XoAEPLXE - Copy.jpg)
No. 1211276
File: 1654366384478.jpg (Spoiler Image,38.52 KB, 360x450, t8xnpdz38c671.jpg)
If i give birth and my child doesn't look like this I'm throwing it away
No. 1211595
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No. 1211876
File: 1654408555442.jpg (75.83 KB, 421x637, 45fe935713e230916c5dfbcab57a26…)
Lisa frank fruit ladies.
No. 1212060
File: 1654420439255.jpeg (71.58 KB, 504x662, 3A4C90BC-48F6-4BAD-8C7F-C325A7…)
[OC - Credit - Do Not Steal - TIMs DNI!]
No. 1212455
File: 1654437569824.jpg (11.74 KB, 310x169, 134848005_107332794632732_1620…)
Come on
No. 1213741
File: 1654516149374.jpeg (170.89 KB, 750x618, 6B59B67F-1A9E-4E26-8BD6-B5708B…)
What zero dick does to a woman
No. 1213773
File: 1654518282663.gif (2.08 MB, 358x640, breaking-bad-meme-walter-white…)
JESSE JESSE GDDMNIT JESSE WHERE ARE YOU He it is Who hath created you from clay, and hath decreed a term for you. A term is fixed with Him. Yet still ye doubt!
No. 1215009
File: 1654601898335.jpg (1.6 MB, 1601x1067, 1653892985411.jpg)
Mortdecai (commonly known as Mort) is a main character in All Hail King Julien. He is an incredibly cute and somewhat innocent mouse lemur, although his age is not confirmed. He is a side character in Madagascar, Madagascar Escape 2 Africa, and Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted, a side character in Penguins of Madagascar (film), a major character in The Penguins of Madagascar (series), and the tritagonist of All Hail King Julien. He loves King Julien's feet, an obsession which started when he saw King Julien using them to kick some foosa in the first episode of All Hail King Julien. In The Penguins of Madagascar, he is somewhat cute toward the other zoo animals.
Mort's love for feet is so extreme that, while sleeping, he can rip down a tree to get to them, as seen in "Two Feet High and Rising." King Julien also hates it when Mort touches his feet. Mort is protected by a "force field" of ignorance and can't feel pain, but he still hates drowning, as seen in "Assault and Batteries." He laughs hysterically a lot. (In Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, while being chased by a shark and laughing, while at the same time, he says "Why am I laughing?!?") He likes things even if he doesn't know what they are. He says "I like [fill in]!". (i.e. In "Tangled in the Web," he says "I like computers!" despite not having a clue as to what a computer is, and claims "I don't have to know to like.")
In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that can absorb other Morts in the multiverse. However, Smart Mort, and later “Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort, also known as Hippie Mort, are two alternate versions of Mort, created by him due to the effects of both coffee, and tea (also known as brown julien, and gold julien) in both One More Cup and it's sequel episode. Smart Mort is an intelligent character, while “Groovy 60's cult leader”/Hippie Mort is a peaceful character. It is also revealed that Mort absorbed his own grandmother, and now she lives inside his mind. Mort is also portrayed to have some traces of Jewish heritage, as seen in Karl-Mageddon, after his grandfather shows up and a flashback appears of Mort as a child getting a present on Hanukkah from Grandpa Mort.
Mort meets King Julien and Maurice for the first time when he falls out of a tree in “King Me”. Mort is depicted as an important character in All Hail King Julien, and is one of the four members of King Julien's royal circle. It is in All Hail King Julien that his love towards King Julien's feet began. Mort is somewhat creepy at times, but also humorous. He claims to live in his own world, and can turn into many versions of himself inside his mind.
However, in All Hail King Julien: Exiled, he becomes one of the significant characters who assist King Julien, by getting information and spying on the enemy, Koto, while he acted as his jester. Mort was able to plot plans to assassinate Koto, but was unable to be successful due to his bad luck. Mort was clever enough to generate tactful plans in trying to free the prisoners in various ways. He played a crucial role in collecting an army (the Mort Horde) for the war against Koto. His actions helped King Julien, leading to his victory.
It is indicated in Revenge of the Prom that Mort was abused by Grammy Mort, leading to her consumption. He creates a romantic relationship with Zora in the All Hail King Julien: Exiled and marries her in The Day Before Tomorrow. However, in King Julien is Watching You, Zora leaves Mort and decides to live with Uncle King Julien. But Mort doesn't really seem to mind that.
Mort is attending a party with King Julien and the people of the kingdom. Suddenly, the fossa attack them and the lemurs are surrounded by the fossa. When he is just about to be eaten, Alex comes to talk with the fossa, allowing him to escape. When King Julien wants to see the true character of the Zoosters, he kicks Mort towards Alex. Alex tries to cheer him up but causes him to cry. After he is comforted by Gloria, the lemurs surround them.
Back at the plane, he even gets shouted at by King Julien since he states that he loves the Zoosters more than anyone and King Julien hates them compared to how much he loves them. This annoys King Julien. Compared to his witty character in All Hail King Julien, he seems to panic easily since he screams in fear when King Julien reminds them how they are dreaded by the fossa.
When Alex performs at the foot of the Central Boabab Tree, he bites Marty. When the whole kingdom sinks in silence, he claps, which adds humor. Later, when Alex roars, he says that he is "going savage", causing all to run. At the end of the film, Alex decides to eat sushie. King Julien offers Mort to Alex, as a plan B, so he could eat him. This event adds humor.
He is the only lemur to attend the Zoosters' leaving party. This amazes them since King Julien would never miss a party. Later, he is one who is drumming when King Julien, Maurice and the lemurs catch the Zoosters, thinking it is the Red Night Goblin. He was then accused by King Julien and says to stop laughing. Ironically, it was the Red Night Goblin who was laughing.
He appears again when Alex goes to lauch the attack. He was screaming at that time. At the end, King Julien realizes that he must share gifts. Mort is the first lemur to get a gift from King Julien, which is a coconut. At the end, King Julien and Maurice are trying to hit him. He wishes the audience Happy Christmas and Julianuary and then gets hit by a coconut.
Mort tries to get into the plane, but King Julien tries to stop him using the security. However, he escapes them and tries to get in the plane. But King Julien closes the door in time. Mort hangs on to a wine and end up on the left wing of the plane. Alex sees him and thinks him to Gremlin. Alex says "Hi Mort" and he says "Hi", causing him to fall from the plane.
In the middle of the film, he crawls and manages to get on to the shore. He says that he is coming "King Julien." Out of the blue, a shark begins to chase him and adds humor. The movie progresses and he ultimately meets King Julien and Maurice. But the shark had followed him, as a result, the shark end up inside the volcano. At the end, King Julien, Maurice and Mort are seen, riding a flamingo.
Mort is the first person to use King Julien's Love Potion No. 09. King Julien persuaded him to take it by saying that he is not popular, which he agrees with. After been sprayed, Maurice comes as a lady to show that he is irresistable and King Julien make Maurice even kiss him. At the end, he smiles when all the fur of King Julien gets lost since he had to bath his own new potion.
Mort first appears when they jump out of Alex's cake with king Julien and Maurice to surprise him. When they were at Monte Carlo, Alex says not to draw attention, but King Julien, Maurice and Mort sets outs fireworks and begins to play a song, when they were in a swan boat.
King Julien, Maurice and Mort were sent out to stop the power flow and he had a clock strapped to his head so an alarm would ring when the time is ready. When King Julien cuts the power, Mort takes control and pulls the power lever up and down, when King Julien and Maurice dance. Later, when Chantel clings with Melman, King Julien sends Mort to fix the problem. He succeeded.
Later, when the plane crashes, he is stuck to a pipe and searches King Julien. In the circus train, they gets into Sonya's apartment, thinking it is first class. When Julien acts weirdly with Sonya, Mort and Maurice are stunned. Since then, Mort has a much closer contact with Maurice and at the end, Mort takes Chantel's pistol and uses it to tranquilize Chantel at the end.
He appears in the mid credit scene. The Penguins use him as the source of cuteness to bring back Private to normal, who now has antlers. King Julien tries to press the button and finally succeeded. After the penguins left, King Julien says to Mort that he expected a "little more pizzazz". Then, Mort eats King Julien in one gulp and amazes King Julien since it is 'pizzazz".
Mort is so cute and popular that he was put on the cover of the zoo brochure in The Penguin Stays In the Picture. His plush toys are a popular sale in the zoo, and he even has a t-shirt design. Visitors to the zoo comment on how adorable he is just as much as they do on Private.
In the zoo, Mort still has his negative personality. Not many animals in the zoo know who he is, but all of the main characters do. Like in Madagascar, Mort loves to touch feet, especially King Julien's. His love of King Julien's feet started when King Julien kicked the Foosa away, therefore saving Mort's life. This event happened in the first episode of All Hail King Julien, "King Me." Mort is known as an unlucky character who is often a victim of terrible events, in the end of most of his appearances.
Although Mort is both disliked and pushed around by King Julien, he does not seem to be bothered by it. However, he did turn on Julien in Mort Unbound when Kowalski's giant ray granted him super strength and size. He was shrunken down again with an antidote. He didn't want to be himself before, but in the end, he is happy of what size he is.
A big reason why Mort likes King Julien is because of King Julien's feet. Because of this, he always volunteers to help King Julien. Although King Julien dislikes him, he actually enjoys Mort worshiping him, as he has confessed many times. King Julien has also cried over Mort when he thought he was dead, in the All Hail King Julien episode "Diapers are the New Black”.
In the first Madagascar game, however, he seemed to be intelligent like King Julien. Though in the second one, he seemed to be less intelligent than his usual character.
In All Hail King Julien, while he's still depicted as a cute character, he also has some more creepy aspects to his personality. But still funny as he always is. For example:
>Mort shoots cobwebs from his palms in Night Creatures.
>Mort also tries to keep and preserve King Julien’s body multiple times when he believes he is dead, going so far as to create a display box for his severed feet in Phantom of Club Moist. He also tried to preserve Julien’s body in Pineapple Of My Eye and Julien 2.0.
>He can turn his head 180 degrees anticlockwise in The Good Book.
>In Diapers Are the New Black and Karl-Mageddon, he pretends to die.
Mort also has multiple versions of himself inside his mind. Sometimes he even talks with these other versions of himself. It is revealed during All Hail King Julien - Exiled that these Morts are alternate universe versions of himself, whose essences he consumed (and he has also done this to close relatives like his Grandma Mort and Grandpa Mort). At some undisclosed time, Mort however lost all his memory and cannot remember how he did this.
The known versions of Mort are:
>Smart Mort who is seen after Mort consumes coffee
>Political Mort
>“Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort from One More Cup, Part 2 when he drinks tea
>An unnamed violent version of Mort who is never seen in control, but who often poses aggressive ideas to the other Morts inside Mort's head (Seen in Pineapple Of My Eye and The Strife Aquatic). Mort says to his grandpa in Karl-Mageddon that this Mort accuses him for doing crimes that he can't remember of committing.
>Cool Mort who is seen in Who Arted?, when he goes to meet King Julien for dinner.
When he talks with his alternate personalities, it often makes the person(s) looking at him feel unnerved, such as in Fast Food Lemur Nation and Who Arted?, because it is seen that Mort moves from place to place and changes his face. It is revealed in All Hail King Julien: Exiled and Lord of the Fruit Flies that there are a large number of different Morts inside his head.
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>>1215009Mort is one of the most loyal characters to King Julien. Mort is to love him and his feet since the scene in King Me of All Hail King Julien. King Julien saved him from the Foosa and he is to be loyal to him since them. Throughout his adventures in All Hail King Julien and in the films, Mort is to be loyal to King Julien and his feet. Mort is even one of the members of King Julien's Royal Entourage.
In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, Mort came up with the idea to seduce Zora by telling her that he wants to marry her, so that he can get tools to help the prisoners escape. The next day, Mort and Zora have a fight to the death, which ends with Mort barely moving Zora. Amazed by his “strength” (he was catapulted her way and could barely even get close to her), she licks him and claims him. Mort takes the opportunity to take her key while she is sleeping, but then apologizes and calls her "darling". After Koto's death, they share kisses and marry. However, Mort seemed unhappy with his marriage to Zora in King Julien is Watching You, as it shows him making a schematic drawing of Julien's foot while in Clover's compound prison. After Zora falls in love with King's Julien's uncle, Mort cries out for Zora until he laughs triumphantly, free from Zora for good, explaining Zora's absence in the films and specials.
Though his only ability is to dance in the films and TV Series, Mort is surprisingly skilled in All Hail King Julien than in other films or TV Series, particularly in the following ways:
>Mort is extremely talented in money management and is able to obtain and keep a large sum of money in Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie: The Game.>He is good at playing the organ, which is seen in My Fair Foosa and Election.>He possesses great talent in the field of art, which is revealed mostly in Who Arted? and some in Viva Mort.>He is good in drumming and is seen as the drummer of the song, Kingdom You Ain't No Lady>He is skilled at playing the saxophone and is the saxophone player of True Bromance.>Mort is seen as a character who is excellent in singing, which is seen in The Phantom of Club Moist. No. 1215020
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>>1213741I feel this nona
No. 1215474
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This is your brain on sims
No. 1215666
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I'm nonnie
I'm the first one to post in a thread
I switched up the tone of the board
That's right, I brought all the milk to the farms
And that's right, I'm the one that ALOGs your cow
I'm nonnie
I'm the bitch you love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told fat Shayna she should lose some weight
I'm back with the obvious bait 'cause I'm nonnie
No. 1215715
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>>1215689"I once again looked like I was on molly. You will see that in some of the future articles on Sims Community. The visual impact of EA’s corporate thinking that was enforced on me.
I didn’t care. My heart rate was at 175BPM at one point. I didn’t care, I was sooooo full of emotions, and the relief was amazing. I had to stop at Constant Repeat (my favorite Charli XCX song at the moment). Because I noticed I was losing too much control of myself while dancing. And then I found moderation during the concert. Charli sang Good Ones, said goodbye, and played Taxi, which is an unreleased song that leaked prematurely along with her entire album. She was disappointed in that, I watched a lot of her interviews. I’m an obsessed homosexual who likes so many things, but most importantly the reason behind the art that I love. The story. The emotion."
No. 1215752
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EIGHT YEARS IN THE ISO-CUBES FOR BREAKING CONTAINMENT.
No. 1215775
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>>1215009No it's true that lemur was made to be fucked and abused by its creators. He is a subversion of the yandere trope in that he is willing to kill everyone in his path to worship his master (King Julien), as exhibited in his less than covert foot worship fetishism. He grapples with Julien's feet all the time, mostly non-consensually. He can also switch from mentally retarded (again he's a subversion of the trope) to being an insane, unhinged, edgy psychopath.
No. 1215815
>>1198586late cause im retarded but check out the podcast “you’re wrong about” they did a really good ep on anna nicole smith
the podcast is hosted by this really cool smart woman w an infectious laugh and also by this total f slur, sorry about him
No. 1215834
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>>1213773After his separation from Louis, Hal decided to turn to jihad.
No. 1215908
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>>1215897doodoohead bitch
No. 1215933
>>1215908Sprinkleheaded fuck face
You got burgers in that bag bitch?
Fuck you
No. 1216163
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Nya~ mmphh mrow blows you up in a cute way
No. 1216234
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>>1215775Wtf he looks like me in profile view
Anyway do you have any alternate elsies, I found thot elsie
No. 1216334
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i fucking hate twitterfags dall-e is down
No. 1216450
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wanted to call a nonnie retarded but instead I closed the thread and reflected on how thankful I am to not be this dumb out loud
No. 1216531
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>>1216470whichever your heart desires right now nonna
No. 1216595
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No. 1216683
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>>1216677that sounds so yummy
nonnie ♥
No. 1217183
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how's everyone's June going
No. 1217192
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>>1216789Good stuff, anon.
No. 1217202
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>>1217199It shouldn't be offline, but takes numerous tries to get through traffic
No. 1217219
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>>1217211men should be forced to take classes in grooming (not the discord kind) and hygiene
No. 1217584
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
…
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 1217640
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No. 1217692
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>>1217183>>1217202You inspire me, nonachi.
No. 1218839
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No. 1219806
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No. 1219953
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Where art thou my beloved?!
No. 1220013
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>>1219953right here baby mmmwah
No. 1220016
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>>1220013Oh thank goodness finally, I missed you
No. 1220055
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Me protecting anons from retards
No. 1220135
>>1204795samefagging this ancient post i take back what i said after reading the posts in the new fetishes thread and celebricows, they really are like
>>1204783 lol
No. 1220258
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No. 1220282
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>>1217692Glad to hear it, partner
No. 1220477
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Hello
No. 1220503
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We fly high, No Lie, You know this BALLIN'!
No. 1220509
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>>1220503Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focused
No. 1220577
>>1220529why do men even have life
all men should be dead by law
No. 1220687
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>>1220685The things I’ve seen Noni. The things I’ve seen.
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>>1220714Forgot to attach pic
No. 1220722
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Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué de honor en mi clase de los Navy Seals,he estado envuelto en numerosos ataques sorpresa a Al-Quaeda, y tengo 300 asesinatos confirmados. Estoy entrenado en tácticas de guerra revolucionistas y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de la US. No eres nada para mí, sólo un blanco más. Te borraré con una precisión nunca vista antes en este planeta, recuerda mis putas palabras. Piensas que te puedes salir con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de la internet? Piensa otra vez, cabrón. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando my red secreta de espías alrededor de los Estados Unidos y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este mismo instante,así que deberías prepararte para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que destroza la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto,chico. Puedo estar dondequiera, cuandosea, y puedo matarte en más de setecientas formas, y éso sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy entrenado extensivamente en combate desarmado, sino que también tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y la usaré para borrar tu miserable existencia de la faz de continente,pequeña mierda. Si tan sólo hubieras cerrado tu pinche boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora es cuando pagas el precio, maldito idiota. Haré llover furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás muerto,chaval
No. 1220743
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I can haz chezburge r ? ¿
No. 1221862
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>>1220529worst take I have EVER seen on this site
No. 1221921
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I actually think society would have less problems if more men had well-maintained long hair
No. 1221924
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>>1221921this is just a fact
No. 1221934
>>1221931BLEACH FAN
Though he'd definitely have an oily head, his head is so shiny
No. 1222031
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>tfw browsing Unconventional Attractions thread
No. 1222034
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>>1221921Nonny my
nonny… you approach the truth one step at a time. Men would be better if tey had long hair
… noce toned cute body… powerful aura. Lets just cut to the chase. The more ifs we add the closer we get to the perfect male speciman. And that truth is simple:
Men would be better if they were SEPHIROTJ
No. 1222160
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>>1222033>Now the ugly men who are posted in the "Conventional" thread however…groce
No. 1222193
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>Sir, they found out you hired a tranny janny.
No. 1223135
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Kek, sometimes I wish that every male celebrity that we bully on this site would read the stuff that farmers write about them, some of them need to be humbled.
No. 1223139
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>>1223135I hope this faggot plays Morrissey in his biopic someday
No. 1223236
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HELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HELPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE HEEELPPPPPPPPPPPNMEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEE NÉE MEEE MEEEEEEEE HELP
No. 1223238
>>1223216First I thought he'd be lurking on scrotechan but under his name it says ''fan forums'' so he's defenitely not posting threatening pictures of spoons on
/pol/ like a mad britbong
No. 1224368
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prrbt
No. 1224375
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HISS HISS
No. 1224382
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Ahhhhhhhh
No. 1224397
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>>1224338[insert an autistic meow]
No. 1224399
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>>1224397All cats have autism.
No. 1224400
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shits on the countertop
No. 1224406
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mrow or whatever
No. 1224411
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You must pick one forbidden cat to have as a pet. They all have their shots and the skunk can be deglanded if you want.
No. 1224413
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Beep boop we must return to the past
No. 1224415
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>>1224412don't worry
nonny, help is on the way
No. 1224458
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>>1224451I am not Matthew Lillard.
No. 1224494
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uhurm sghhrm fthurm wag abloo
No. 1224495
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No. 1224520
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>>1224516I fucking love that woman's videos. Older women have some peak content. There's another older lady that has a bunch of different paper clay recipes and builds some pretty neat sculptures with them.
No. 1224542
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No. 1224564
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No. 1224567
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Postin’ some random shit I have saved on my phone
No. 1224569
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No. 1224571
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This one goes out to all the uwus out there
No. 1224573
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No. 1224574
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No. 1224849
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i made a thread about crystals in m/ if any nonnie is interested in posting about pretty crystals >>>/m/214138
No. 1225575
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>>1224574UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO FUCKING SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No. 1225584
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I won't tell you
No. 1225598
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>>1225591
I can't believe there are people that want to have sex with this thing
No. 1225681
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Neehehehehehehehee
No. 1225733
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I like these monkeys best of all
No. 1225748
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No. 1225752
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Please make this the next threadpic. Thank you and goodnight. I love you.
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>>1225763You drive a hard bargain.
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[Off-key] ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ [Pause, Squidward then stretches his arms wide] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [The scene cuts to the outside] ♪Fi-ga-ro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro!♪ [The scene cuts back inside] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [He then coughs, turns the water off, and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]
No. 1225837
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bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass
bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass bat ass
No. 1225853
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POV: you open the door to this 6’8” vampire longhair metal head he DEMANDS the pussi wyd?
No. 1225856
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>>1225853Reminder that This is also him
No. 1225860
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euhhh
No. 1225863
>>1225856MR big dick Peter Steele himself?????
He was in playgirl when I was in 7th grade and me and my goth friends found it at the borders bookstore and hid in the back and all looked at it
This is SENDING ME right now
No. 1225867
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>>1225853Run the other way. I don’t get the appeal of this bloated alcoholic man.
No. 1225873
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>>1225853he'll have to fight my boyfriend first
No. 1225876
>>1225869>>1225872that
nonnie was right though. he also was a conservative and though that it was somehow counterculture. the only positive things about him was the fact that he was a catlover, tall, and had pretty hair.
No. 1225877
>>1225876You forgot about his dick
His dick was perfect
No. 1225898
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Tuesday night dick discourse has officially begun
No. 1225899
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me and whooooooo
No. 1225902
>>1225896His dick was also generally nice looking all around
So many dicks look ugly, his was pleasant
No. 1225957
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i love you all nonas
No. 1225960
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me and who
No. 1225962
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>>1225856what a heart throb!
No. 1225988
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No. 1225989
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No. 1225992
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>>1225986Wish this shit was fake
No. 1226007
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>>1225899excuse my literal autism but they look like Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff
No. 1226086
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SpongeBob: [Grabs Squidward's leg]
Squidward: Huh?
SpongeBob: Squidward? My playmate, Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. [Coughs]
Squidward: [Cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's hand from his leg]
Squidward: Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
SpongeBob: Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
No. 1226098
>>1226086Why It's No Music to Anyone's Ears:
1. It's just another 11-minute Squidward torture episode, as he gets abused too far just for a petty reason: he refused to listen to SpongeBob’s song.
2. In the same beginning, Squidward sees SpongeBob lying on the ground, depressed, and jokes about his loneliness. Though to be fair, it does show he is arrogant there, but it just doesn't feel that funny.
Also, the reason SpongeBob is lying on the ground looking depressed is that Patrick is away at a family reunion, as if Patrick is his only friend. But why couldn't he just hang out with anyone else like Sandy for example?
3. In this episode, SpongeBob actually actively puts Squidward in harm's way ON PURPOSE, as a means to an end. In contrast to other episodes of the series where he puts Squidward through a lot of harm unintentionally.
4. There two unnecessary long gags come off as gags that only exist for filler's sake:
Squidward clearing his throat, which is done three times.
Squidward spraying his breath spray.
The throat clearing gets annoying fast and goes on for way too long.
5. Speaking of running gags, the story is also annoying and predictable. It is annoying because of the fact SpongeBob was refusing to stop pestering Squidward to join in the choir, and predictable because SpongeBob, out of contrived favoritism, would win in the end, even though he shouldn't have despite giving out a better attempt at singing.
6. The things that SpongeBob does in this episode go right into the stalker territory. In real life, doing something like that is considered illegal and that can get you arrested for it.
7. This episode has some of the most annoying voice acting in terms of Squidward and SpongeBob's singing voices:
SpongeBob’s singing voice is kind of annoying, depending on your view.
Squidward's singing isn't any better as he just sounds alright in some areas, but at the very last moment, he is just screaming at the top of his lungs than singing.
In general, the whole episode relies on making Tom Kenny and Rodger Bumpass give out some of the most annoying performances while screaming out or making the singing sound grating while recording dialogue for SpongeBob and Squidward during the production of the episode.
8. SpongeBob's infamous "What a lucky break! Now I have a captive audience!" quote. He is self aware that he is intentionally harming people to serve his own purposes, and is doing it for attention.
9. Just like most of the animation in season six, there is some disturbing imagery shown here. Such as Squidward's arm after being stung by the jellyfish, and SpongeBob's face when being flown up by the jellyfish. Even then the animation is still bad in terms of Season 6.
10. Predictably unfair ending: SpongeBob takes Squidward's place in the Men's Choir due to his "good" singing voice, causing Squidward to become the conductor, which he doesn't like.
11. As usual, SpongeBob gets away scot-free for abusing and pestering Squidward and gets rewarded for what he does.
No. 1226117
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>>1225584YOU WILL
OR ELSE No. 1226160
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dinner time
No. 1226161
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do not m make me angrey
No. 1226163
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GIRLS NIGHT
GIRLS NIGHT
GIRLS NIGHT
GIRLS NIGHT
No. 1226171
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>>1226164ACE PRIDE BABY
pizza > sex
No. 1226192
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>>1226171FUCK YEAH!!!!
Who would you like to see at the asexual pride parade?
No. 1226702
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Happy birthday anon!!?
No. 1227061
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You see this cat on your bed, snuggling into your favorite velvet blanket. What do you do?
A) kiss
B) kill
C) surrender blanket
No. 1227099
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No. 1227394
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SOMEONE MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY