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Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?
The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous shitposts >>>/ot/1138745
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Uhurm uhurm shuf wimma shif wam
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What breed is this horse?
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Never thought a tiny-headed dog could give me Corporate Memphis PTSD but here we are.
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No, it's an albino cheetah poptard. I got proof.
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Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke nonnies Kekekekekekeke nonnitas Kekekekekekeke nonnys Kekekekekekeke noningtons Kekekekekekeke anons Kekekekekekeke
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ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴɪᴛᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɴʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ɴᴏɴɪɴɢᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇ
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And do you know what rats think smells good? Eau de Stilton by Stilton, the blue cheese perfume. I wore it on my first date with a very handsome gentlerat yesterday, and today he's going to meet my parents to ask for my hand in marriage.
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I know this site isn't trans-inclusive but I'm a transparent png…
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I think I can let this one…. slide
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love slides
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w..what did you just say to me??
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maybe enjoy some squidbob sexi times and you'll finally calm down.
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JKR please release the forbidden extended cut scene where Mads kisses Jude on the neck, I need it right now or I'll get sick and die PLEASE.
I already guessed Dumbledore more like dumb bitch tbh
was kinda gay for Grindrwald in volume 7 and I felt so fucking smart when queen JKR confirmed it later. I didn't ship them though, but I've seen the errors of my way. Can't believe JKR made her new blockbuster a slow burn lovers to enemies don't like don't read gay fanfic, reminds me of older CLAMP manga.
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I can't sexualize Leon, yes I find him attractive but I just can't help but imagine that he's being uncomfortable about nsfw art about him, it's almost he's like a real person and I want to respect and not cross that line.
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Vleshalce smandle spo glihator vospaert gretposad glernovisko flemar. beatraci bolor
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Not his nipples but here you go, SpongeBob nipple clamps.
sameanon, and also, like >>1175630
said: "Not to mention, graphic designers don’t need a particularly high level of skill to create rudimentary assets in the style. " kek
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It’s the corporate equivalent of people who trace someone but leave off the face because faces take skill to draw, but they brush it off saying “no face is my style.”
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if they truly want people to look nondescript they should make them look like this
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just going to store this here, thanks
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Would you STOP THAT THIEF?
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Would you put her on your keys anons
sure, most people would have 0 idea of what this is.>>1176374
no that's immoral and illegal. it is his property now.
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ALL HAIL THE VULVA PILGRIM
Very edgy and very cool, so glad you're back nonnie
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Hard to believe this used to be Rocketman
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and Xi Jinping used to look like this. prime material for the "men age like milk" thread
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OMFG I love these so much ahhhh, exellent job nonna
Can you make one for Capricorn? Any color
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Thanks anon, this was mine! I love it! I hope you have a great rest of your life!
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Green Aries moodboard anon
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This one is mine! I love it so much anonanina, I also love you.
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I'm glad you like it!!
I don't find it weird I have that with many fictional character nonnie
That is why I really don't like shipping.
He'd probably just scoff, "Heh, women"
He wouldn't be bothered don't worry
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TURN UP THE MUSIC LOLCOR I'M FEELING GOOD TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im going to nonny baka does anyone want anything
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Chomcolate and a bottle of wine that goes with that choccolate, preferably a porto.
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Hell yeah, I will stop drinking once I stop caring about lolcow
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my pleasure, I do it for the nonnies
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NONNIES UNITE AGAINST THE HARAM MACHINES
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Resident evil 2 on the Disney princess television
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i let my pc cum inside me. cope.
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I love TF2 comics and shorts, the world building is nice, I love the way they wrote the characters. It sucks I never played it and I don't think I will, after all Valve abandoned the game and it's either full of bots or people who have been playing it for over ten years now.
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I want everyone to come to my funeral in a cow costume
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Dem don't be swimming they just walk???
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Thinking about Big Wolf on Campus.
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what would you do if you were in the same room with Shadow and he farted
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save some for later
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he would make a lovely tranny
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Women are so sweet and beautiful creation. They often do silly and funny things and all these things suit those women. Women are someone who has always been a part of meme. Here are 26 Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes women Humor Memes……
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Hnnnggg oh my god… what…?
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Wow! Spongebob is definitely, definitely gay. He's being gay here, with Squidward. What they're doing together is gay, thought you'd want to know.
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AAAAAAAAAA LOLCOR WHERE WERE YOU
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Hey ladies here's the news I'm checking out, from the bullshit! Yes that's right. This dumpy baby frog has HAD it. I love my self even with my flaws and I wanna come around and say, yea, it's cheese, and yea, everybody's saying it nobody's getting it, yea, I know right, and yet! I'm doing it. I'm LEAVING the box. That we are put in, as women. We are so cute and so valud. And nextly, I am not going to hate myself! my insecurities my buggies be gone! I am acceptung it. In a way, you can be more beautiful, to accept all of you, than to change it, it's a different kind of beautiful more meaningful to your SELF than popular beauty is. Do not listen to them. My queen! Shut it off! I'm Beautiful in my way my me. I love me but not in a way that lends itself to vice, but that I can't help but love me as I am the ways I was created that can't be changed. And even so? I still love me. Because no one else is like that entirely. And I'm gonna nutture a seed inside. A seed inside this babyfrog. The seed of joy that blossoms into…???? Question marks because you only know, when you nurture it! inside yourself. Be kind to yourself. We are all god's children whatever the heck he/they/she/you/it is. I don't give a FUCCK anymore about anything, bout society, bout how you perceive it, I'm freeee and it feels so good. Look at yourself naked and dance. From here I'm leaving this place behind, at the least mentally, because I am freed from the contrainsts so held to you, to other women, to our world. Be your world.
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WHO WANT TO KISS
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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something cool and funny
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I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
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And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf—
Give that wolf—
Someone give that wolf a banana
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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I wanna post this gif
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want to post this gif
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huh what huh??? hmm wah??
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UNDERAPPRECIATED POST GFDAFGSD
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hope u all think im pretty
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g-golly nonners….you're beautiful
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Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-
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based on a true story
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>GO! SANIC! GO OUT AND RUN TO THE EXTREME!
>I WILL! THANK YOU, FATHER!
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patrick? more like phatdick
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How I browse
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>mfw moids mad
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on my feetsa, eat a pizza, huhbuhgamanamana beets-uh
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Me and the other crypto TERF in the pinterest comment section bullying retarded pronoun zoomers
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What would you when they do do it will they when they know to do it and where to and how to and why so much and hot about the thing of them there and sorry I meant like what do you know about them and how they did and will it be the best for them and there was a the thing about that other one of the silliness to and the will power of course indeed?
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Nyaaa~ I’ve just been summoned from the animu realm uwu mai name is lolly kowaii desuberg! How do you do my fellow 3ds?!
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If I'm gonna worship a woman for her appearance it's gonna be pic related
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you can’t sit with us
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2-for-1 deal only at wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys wendys 2-for-1 for 2 for 2-for‐1 deals. at wendys
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I had a dream that azealia banks caught grimes taking a big stinky shit and not flushing and captured it on instagram live and i was convinced it really happened for like 10 minutes after waking up
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did you know that elephants have their boobs on their chest
Pointing out your special interest doesn’t make me a handmaid. See >>1186615
Everything is tranny Rorschach for some of you.
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I can't beli
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KEK I swear to god I was also going to repost this today, I can't believe we'll never know what that nonnie
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Hey baby you wanna come back to my place so I can snort some coke off your boobs and take some Cialis and see where the night takes us?
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I wanted to use "this person doesn't exist" and find a picture, such as this one and create a fake story. Like make a fake name and pretend like this person is an celebrity who did something crazy and I'm pissed about it.
But I'm scared I'll get banned. I got banned for dumb "jokes" before. Like in Shay na na thread.
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Side note, check out this fucker I just genned
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Nonnies which face is real?
Original Anon here-Blonde is fake>>1187266Side smirk pretty woman is real
here is the site if any nonnie
wants to play and bring some faces here.https://www.whichfaceisreal.com/
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Is this a trick question?
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Hello ladies. Is there something wrong with my mouth? retard mods don’t ban me it’s a fucking joke and literally not a real moid
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⛥ ĄM I REAĹ AM I RȨẢL ĄM Ȋ ŖÉAḶ
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There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
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Nonas, who we fuckin?!
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I’m done I just converted a bunch of TikTok to gifs because I’m not doing that webm nonsense I’m an iPhone user
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someone make that girl in spore I don't have the game
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just realised this website is Twitter for autistic women
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This guy looks like a homunculus
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guy looks like a homunculus hue hue hue hueeeeeee hnnngggg
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I will actually beat you up, don't say that he isn't sexy enough he's the sexiest thing to ever exist ever
anon and I will burn everything I will burn it all to the ground how dare you how dare you how dare you
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for a split second i thought this was the guy from that fucked up warehouse bl manhwa.
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When I’m at work I go to the single room bathroom and I drag the trash can over to the toilet and lay it down flat in front of the toilet and I put a toilet seat cover down and I sit down at the toilet and put my feet flat up on the trash can like a squatty potty
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What is going on
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scaring off the demons with my pussay
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Based, does this mean men are cursing themselves when they view porn?
also>As women give life, they can take it away
new favorite saying
saved, favorited, memorized, tattooed inside my eyelids (thank you so much nonny
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Behold! The original!
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Reply if you’d hit chain
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Kill, Fuck, Marry: Brendan Fraser in
George of the Jungle
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GURL LETS GO THE CLUB AND POP OUR PUSSY
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I unironically love winifredclarke
Kill Encino Man
Marry The Mummy/Rick
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hero, she braved so much pain to type this
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Let’s play da story time replies I’ll go to the firs:
I wake up inna bed and I go to da store and buy…
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Two party size bags of M&Ms that I pay while farting uncontrollably, the cashier is my crush, so I…
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I proceed to consume his flesh and absorb him into the hivemind that spontaneously grew from my consciousness 12 days ago. I open one bag of M&Ms…
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…I broke out of my maladaptive daydream and realised I shidded a bit. I ran outside crying and got hit by a car and died. But then….
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I was revived with the power of necromancy
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Satan doesn’t want me to die because I’m his human waifu, and now that I know demons exist he…
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..has named me Queen of the Damned. I use my new influence and power to…
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KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENER
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have sex with the devil, and then I also have sex with the grim reaper, and amass all the souls of hot people who I also have sex with. I wake the next morning and…
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I am proud of the fact that I am almost completely ignorant of this trial, I don't know what its about, I don't care to see retarded breadtubers shitty opinion on the matter, I don't even care whose right or wrong, might be amber but honestly who really gives a shit, cause I don't
Wtf this woman is so hot
This is better than the moid one
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make homophobia against men legal once again, as my trusty canine companion has advised me to, due to almost catching SUPER AIDS
through a condom thrown out of a car by a homosexual male. As I am about to sign the bill into lawhood forever…
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How do you want your meat or plant based food done, nonnies?
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The patrician approach
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rare and twitching
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somethings wrong w my throat
The trigger to swallow keeps getting activated for no reason like Iiterally I can’t stop swallowing
I’m going insane nonnies
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Burning down Hot Topic, you want in nonnies? What you bringing to help burn it down?
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i love this video
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Hi kids! Do you like violence?
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Okay nonitas…. Who we fucking? Who we marrying? Who we killing?: Apartheid Clyde, Don Juan Amazon, Zaddy Zuck Edition
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Does this turn you on?
What kind of deluded grandpa-fucker wouldn't consider bald old Bezos the ugliest?
Elon is more fat than ugly, but either way at least he has hair.
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>>1190992>at least he has hair now
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After thinking way more about this than I should have…
Definitely kill Zuck. Don’t think an explanation is needed as to why. Fuck Muskrat. There’s a possibility of a child, which I do want, and we’d be set for for life without having to deal with his turbo-autism. Marry Bezos. He’s weird but kind of endearing, he’ll die way before me, and his body isn’t terrible now that he’s on whatever.
As a bonus: I’d be spit roasted by the founders of google and then marry one of them, preferably Larry Page, after killing Warren Buffet
He's an icon. I love his devilish laugh too.>>1190992
Muskrat keeps harassing women and trying to turn his gfs into weird bimbo dolls. He's also bald.
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Marry and then kill all of them, pressure their teams to close down all of their platforms after archiving them, distribute their wealth to all their workers so they are free for the rest of their lives and use the rest to buy tiktok just to close it down too.
I think this nonnie
has the right answer ladies
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I think I might have a crush on Knuckles
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I mean he’s definitely got himbo vibes
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Don't even get me started on that Sonic Boom design, what a beef cake
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Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it too when they’re billionaires
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Someone is defending tranny porn on /m/.
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Not just a trans a literal pedo, first and foremost. >>1057360
^ read the threads
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Dogisaga is the real queen. Too bad she's trooning
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I’m high off of coke and ready to report some moids
Share some with me pls nonny
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His wrestler shorts have butt pads.
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Yeah I love war games, you'd never understand the deep bond and almost fraternal comradery between soldiers
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nishiki ass flashbacks
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Anyone follow this program before? I'd really like to have my own head of snake hair but I don't want to be tricked by a mlm and wake up with green pipe cleaners taped onto my head.
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based manlet Flexo > walking meme incel Bender
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Kek, someone uploaded an /m/ thread to pinterest.
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Just wanna have dinner with my ladies in some shoe chairs.
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He looks like every other old Russian-Jew man kek there’s worse
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I remember one time I played that map and some guy in the game said he had made it. I said he was lying but then I googled it and he really had made it. Sorry, Schwa.
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Literally me (I did this )
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Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops, my poops!
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop? (all that poop, all that poop)
I'ma poop-poop-poop, oh yeah!
Gonna get loopy off my poopy!
My poop, my poop (that's right!)
My poop, my poop, my poop! (check it out!)
I drive my parents crazy, the poop I need every day-ay-ay-ay (ay-ay-ay)
She's smelling fart shake up swag
Got my poop designer bags
Even pooey puts on
Hey Louie, I'm the cool one
Cuz' if you want the real thing, you're spending those big bucks
But when you rock a Poopsie
You just be poopin' it all up!
We munch on my poop pizzas
Pooping slime until who knows
Poopsie Slime Surprise! (surprise!)
My poops, my poops, my poops!
They got me wearing glitter
It could end up on Twitter
But we can keep on playing
Cuz' "poop on!" is all I'm saying
Watcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
Hey, let's start some drama
I got bestie poopin' llamas
So don't squish me up or roll
Just let me poop into my bowl!
Poopsie Slime Surprise!
My poops, my poops, my poops!
Check it out! (OK!)
They say my poops' so shiny
My glitter-slimy besties
Whenever we get down
We spread sparkly poop for brown
My poops, my poops, my poops!
My sparkly glitter poops!
Whatcha' gonna do?
Whatcha' gonna do with all that poop, all that poop?
I'mma poo-poo-poo-poop a ton
Poopsie, that's the floor 1-1
Poosie Slime Surprise
My poop, my poop
My poop, my poop, my poops!
Woo, I'm pooped!
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if he were a fakeboi he would have a vergilia
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He would not last a day in bongistan.
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Unlike Dante, Vergil officially lost his vergility. Loser.
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I will now be incorporating Don Juan Amazon into my vernacular.
Marry Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen
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I can make up for Vergil's lost vergility by giving him mine.
fuck dr evil begrudgingly
marry clyde and then kill him for the insurance money before he puts his hands near me
kill zuck bc I still think he's a lizard person
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i'm right behind you
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Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", 'cause that would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
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i would fuck the mothman
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I’d suck (his cock) and fuck (him)
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I can't beli
that this is a real product
Animorphag here, you can turn into whichever animal you touch to acquire its DNA, so if she touched a male lion, she'd have its mane and all. (In the book Rachel turned into a grizzly bear but I guess in the show it was a lion?)
(Loved those books as a kid, what a trip down memory lane kek)
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Tag who you are on the Moe Blob War
I don't know what country that is, but column D row 9 has a really nice uniform, so I'm calling dibs on her
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Which British-chan are you though? Unless there's an specific England-chan that I am missing>>1197743
Yes, for live rounds it's strictly against males. We could play airsoft with ourselves though.
I usually don't like these "moe blobs as military personnel", especially when looking for real life military women stuff, but some can be fun. RIP Spain-chan for not being fully dressed, though.
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this is hetalia erasure
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I'm too cool for school
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i want this outfit, but no furry shit. Just comfy shit.
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About to go to the Purble Place, you guys want anything?
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Here you go queen
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W-what about me…?
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My stomach hurts nonnies
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Imagine being male hahaha
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mmm i want m&m so many of them i was always jelly of the rich kids who got the big m&m toy statue thingies
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I'm sorry but he isn't going to make it
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share with fatty bear!
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pouring one out for anna. she could've been radicalized and been a force for good if she wasn't tormented to death. she came close at times
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The book of essays "All the lives I want" has a fantastic chapter on her. Highly recommended. The whole book is amazing.
Anyway how to get to know Anna Nicole better? Should I watch her reality show? I remember anon linking a PDF of a book about her (I think memories of her friends???) but I cannot for the life of me find it on Goodreads (or even the file on my computer).
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i disagree a lot with what that says, even though it's trying to sort of give her credit. she had a HARD as fuck life and was actually hilarious and had a wonderful spirit about her. not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbh. watch her reality show. she was absolutely exploited during it but you can tell she was a nice person who cared deeply for her child and was non-judgemental and just a funny spirit. she needed guidance in her life and protection. instead she was preyed upon relentlessly and mocked to no end for anything and everything.
I respect your opinion on the essay. Maybe I will see it in a different light once I get to know about Anna more. I think in the later parts the author goes into the exploitation and obsession with Anna's body, but it's been some time since I've read it. The author is clearly a libfem, but she has some important things to say despite that. I love that book.>not seeing how she was ever actually functionally illiterate either tbh
I think she may have had dyslexia. Obviously IDK, I just googled. Here are some quotes on that:>The sense of waste and tragedy could've been heightened by Smith's near illiteracy - the fact that she wrote "no" when she meant "know," or that she couldn't spell "pride."
Another source: >With all her success, having pulled herself up into 'higher society' by the bootstraps, Giancola explained he was surprised to find out that Anna was practically illiterate.>The director elaborated that in the film he worked with her on, he found out that Smith "could barely read." It came as a surprise because Smith had worked in Hollywood as an actress, so fans would assume she could read a script, at the very least.>But perhaps it's not that surprising, because Anna Nicole did grow up poor in a small town, and had her first child as a teen. She started out working in fast food, and she didn't go to college, nor did she finish high school. In fact, she only attended high school until her sophomore year.>In Anna's own words, she "don't read so good," said Giancola, and she was "functionally illiterate." Although, she probably had plenty of people to do the important reading of contracts and whatnot for her, so it's perhaps not entirely surprising that she managed to keep the secret throughout her career.
Of course it can all be moid bullshit, I can see how Massey went with it as it is considered true.
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Mind you, this is what she looked like when everyone was ragging on her for being "so fat"
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would it be tingly or burny
Lately I've been stockpiling sanitary towels because I've fallen victim
to the weirdest form of consumerism I guess.. Hell I'd probably buy these too.
The colorful packaging is what gets me
Tingly. If you've ever accidently touched yourself after chopping fresh chili peppers, you'd know how that will BURN.
My forgettfull ass speaks from experience.>>1199181
Same here. Love this shade of red.
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she said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubbles blowing zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga
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I love Anna but even pregnant Lima is not the same weight lol
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Fuk all of u
I think anons (and regular people irl honestly) don’t realize how TINY these models are so in this case, Adriana having some pregnancy bloat in her face makes them think she’s gained a considerable amount of weight. The reality is she still does modeling even while pregnant and besides the obvious pregnancy bump and superficial bloating, she still has an insane model body.
This applies to men in Hollywood, too. Standing next to a 5’9 150lb actor feels like standing next to a twig. When they gain 20lbs of muscle they look crazy on film but in reality they are just very fit 5’9 170lb dudes.
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Ask and you shall receive
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Here’s one for the girlie above that wants to be spit roasted by these two fags
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good mornign desu
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bonk for all
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finally some good bonking music
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The brontosarus stays ON during sex
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Golden pee sorry I mean Passing wind sorry I mean Golden wee
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You know what, that's fair
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I know /ot/ loves boobahs so imma post my creation here as well.
Omg. /ot/ loves boohbahs too? I have found my people. Beautiful work, nona.>>1202411
Which one is your fave? I'm partial to Zing Zing Zingbah and ofc Zubah (purple).
Do they look kinda like uncircumcised penises to anyone else?
>>1202411>Where does the love come from
Bunker threads. We had a very serious discussion about the genitals of boobahs jk I think some anon just posted a picture of boobahs with penises without realizing it was..ahem inappropriate, and it became a short lived joke
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Boohbahs are demonic
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LESSBIIANSNSNSS LESBIAANSN I LOBE YU
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mwaaahhh dance with me
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love you too my sweet nonita!!!
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i love those paintings so much i want what they have
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this could be us nonna! ♥
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Can’t we wake up in 2000?
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ME why is it so damn warm???
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The Sun is trying to kill us off faster
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What would you do if you woke up and saw this
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Gluurchk glurchk gluckhc
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I'm I'm sorry nonnie
, I'm sorry!
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Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.
Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak,
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
Woven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.
Say, expecting fraud and trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
Missiles, similes, reviles.
Wholly, holly, signal, signing,
Same, examining, but mining,
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far.
From ‘desire’: desirable—admirable from ‘admire’,
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
Gertrude, German, wind and wind,
Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
Have you ever yet endeavoured
To pronounce revered and severed,
Demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,
Peter, petrol and patrol?
Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and ﬂood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which exactly rhymes with khaki.
Discount, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward,
Ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?
Right! Your pronunciation’s OK.
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and ﬁend, alive and live.
Is your R correct in higher?
Keats asserts it rhymes Thalia.
Hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,
Buoyant, minute, but minute.
Say abscission with precision,
Now: position and transition;
Would it tally with my rhyme
If I mentioned paradigm?
Twopence, threepence, tease are easy,
But cease, crease, grease and greasy?
Cornice, nice, valise, revise,
Rabies, but lullabies.
Of such puzzling words as nauseous,
Rhyming well with cautious, tortious,
You’ll envelop lists, I hope,
In a linen envelope.
Would you like some more? You’ll have it!
Aﬃdavit, David, davit.
To abjure, to perjure. Sheik
Does not sound like Czech but ache.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed but vowed.
Mark the diﬀerence, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover.
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice,
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,
Suit, suite, ruin. Circuit, conduit
Rhyme with ‘shirk it’ and ‘beyond it’,
But it is not hard to tell
Why it’s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
Has the A of drachm and hammer.
Pussy, hussy and possess,
Desert, but desert, address.
Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants
Hoist in lieu of ﬂags left pennants.
Courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,
Cow, but Cowper, some and home.
‘Solder, soldier! Blood is thicker’,
Quoth he, ‘than liqueur or liquor’,
Making, it is sad but true,
In bravado, much ado.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant.
Arsenic, speciﬁc, scenic,
Relic, rhetoric, hygienic.
Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close,
Paradise, rise, rose, and dose.
Say inveigh, neigh, but inveigle,
Make the latter rhyme with eagle.
Mind! Meandering but mean,
Valentine and magazine.
And I bet you, dear, a penny,
You say mani-(fold) like many,
Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,
Tier (one who ties), but tier.
Arch, archangel; pray, does erring
Rhyme with herring or with stirring?
Prison, bison, treasure trove,
Treason, hover, cover, cove,
Perseverance, severance. Ribald
Rhymes (but piebald doesn’t) with nibbled.
Phaeton, paean, gnat, ghat, gnaw,
Lien, psychic, shone, bone, pshaw.
Don’t be down, my own, but rough it,
And distinguish buﬀet, buﬀet;
Brood, stood, roof, rook, school, wool, boon,
Worcester, Boleyn, to impugn.
Say in sounds correct and sterling
Hearse, hear, hearken, year and yearling.
Evil, devil, mezzotint,
Mind the Z! (A gentle hint.)
Now you need not pay attention
To such sounds as I don’t mention,
Sounds like pores, pause, pours and paws,
Rhyming with the pronoun yours;
Nor are proper names included,
Though I often heard, as you did,
Funny rhymes to unicorn,
Yes, you know them, Vaughan and Strachan.
No, my maiden, coy and comely,
I don’t want to speak of Cholmondeley.
No. Yet Froude compared with proud
Is no better than McLeod.
But mind trivial and vial,
Tripod, menial, denial,
Troll and trolley, realm and ream,
Schedule, mischief, schism, and scheme.
Argil, gill, Argyll, gill. Surely
May be made to rhyme with Raleigh,
But you’re not supposed to say
Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.
Had this invalid invalid
Worthless documents? How pallid,
How uncouth he, couchant, looked,
When for Portsmouth I had booked!
Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite,
Paramour, enamoured, ﬂighty,
Acquiesce, and obsequies.
Please don’t monkey with the geyser,
Don’t peel ’taters with my razor,
Rather say in accents pure:
Nature, stature and mature.
Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly,
Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,
Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan,
Wan, sedan and artisan.
The TH will surely trouble you
More than R, CH or W.
Say then these phonetic gems:
Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.
Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,
There are more but I forget ’em—
Wait! I’ve got it: Anthony,
Lighten your anxiety.
The archaic word albeit
Does not rhyme with eight—you see it;
With and forthwith, one has voice,
One has not, you make your choice.
Shoes, goes, does. Now ﬁrst say: ﬁnger;
Then say: singer, ginger, linger.
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age,
Hero, heron, query, very,
Parry, tarry, fury, bury,
Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth,
Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.
Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners,
Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners
Holm you know, but noes, canoes,
Puisne, truism, use, to use?
Though the diﬀerence seems little,
We say actual, but victual,
Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height,
Put, nut, granite, and unite.
Reefer does not rhyme with deafer,
Feoﬀer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoﬀrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, senate, but sedate.
Gaelic, Arabic, paciﬁc,
Science, conscience, scientiﬁc;
Tour, but our, dour, succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Say manoeuvre, yacht and vomit,
Next omit, which diﬀers from it
Bona ﬁde, alibi
Gyrate, dowry and awry.
Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion,
Rally with ally; yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess—it is not safe,
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf.
Starry, granary, canary,
Crevice, but device, and eyrie,
Face, but preface, then grimace,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, oust, joust, and scour, but scourging;
Ear, but earn; and ere and tear
Do not rhyme with here but heir.
Mind the O of oﬀ and often
Which may be pronounced as orphan,
With the sound of saw and sauce;
Also soft, lost, cloth and cross.
Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting?
Yes: at golf it rhymes with shutting.
Respite, spite, consent, resent.
Liable, but Parliament.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work.
A of valour, vapid vapour,
S of news (compare newspaper),
G of gibbet, gibbon, gist,
I of antichrist and grist,
Diﬀer like diverse and divers,
Rivers, strivers, shivers, ﬁvers.
Once, but nonce, toll, doll, but roll,
Polish, Polish, poll and poll.
Pronunciation—think of Psyche!—
Is a paling, stout and spiky.
Won’t it make you lose your wits
Writing groats and saying ‘grits’?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel
Strewn with stones like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington, and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Don’t you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough?
Hiccough has the sound of sup.
My advice is: GIVE IT UP!
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I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of fruit animals, let them win
it's literally for toddlers kek>>1202484
can someone explain the joke
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i like putting peanut butter on my graham crackers yum yum yum
, please don’t get so angry at me I’m just a smol bean uwuwuwuwu
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What flavor of gorilla disorder do you guys have?
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does this turn you on? huh? ya freaks
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Cheeky Gorilla Syndrome. It's terminal.
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based terriermon poster, can you believe they turned him into this ugly piece of shit? also why is he wearing pants i wanna see his penis.
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Sisters could estrogen have helped her?
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Nonnies I did it
What the fuck nonnie
post this in the sims thread on /m/!!! This is so cute!!
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I threw my meds up 10 mins after I took them on an empty stomach like an idiot and have vomit still in my sinuses who wants to DANCE
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>i don't know who you think you are, but men aren't supposed to grow tits, yet there they are, atop your little paunch
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nonnies, you are all invited to my super cool party, please join me on the dance floor ! let's gooooo !!!
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horrible state of the world with the zebra harvesting conglomerate fueled by capitalist zebra hunger. the zebracakes should be released in africa to be free and roam with the lioncakes, not cut in half for gratification.
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Zebracake Gang rise up
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get in get in get in get in
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I've had enough of your blasphemy
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That's so crazy, I feel like everyone here overhypes Little Debbie cakes and I just don't get it. Even the cosmic brownies are not good, they're more fudge than brownies. The only ones I like are the banana moon pies. The oatmeal pies could be ok, but the overly-sweet filling ruins it.>>1204535
Zebra cake eaters are too weak to do anything.
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It makes me specialer and cooler than you
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That's so cute that you think that, it's so silly how dumb you are!
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think it's cute that you think it's cute that I think I'm cooler than you, you zebra cake-eating wench!
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just plain think you're cute! How about that?!
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You're cuter! In fact, you are the cutest nonny
I've ever seen. It's an indisputable fact.
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Can I just kill them all?
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any “ironic” ezrafags is just hiding behind irony so they don’t have to face the fact that they are baby hybristophiles. their pipeline is falling in love with the columbine shooters i already called it. they already unconsciously think that assaulting women is the same as petty theft or trespassing. an ezrafag’s mind knows no bounds
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
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fuck it sticks this on my forehead
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how long is him do you think?
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Him this long, not sure how wide. I will figure out. (Same anon btw)
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You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
(Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin)
Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost)
Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in)
Then I fucked up on her cousin
Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah)
All this water on my neck
Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell)
So much diamonds on my bust down
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!)
Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines)
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I present to you Mary J blige working her ass off trying to pay for her scrotes alimony. Never marry down ladies.
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I will be mediocre forever. I will stay mediocre forever. I will die mediocre. I love being mediocre. I will be mediocre forever.
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also getting this as a tramp stamp btw
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jesse we have to cook no mr white i cant im compfy
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jesse ur looking so scrumptious
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Mr. White, we can’t when the tree is around
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lord why have you forsaken me in your eyes forsaken me
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i just wanna be a cowboy bayybee
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I used this AI image generator and got the most HORRIFYING SHIT EVERhttps://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
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official furry pack just dropped
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nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
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he's morphing into the boss baby
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I can’t believe there was never a gif for this. Well here you go, you all deserve to see this
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My part two to yours is: which one do we think is best in bed - best holding no actual meaning because look at them lol
I’m going with Bezos. I feel like he could be trained.
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breathing heavily yaaaaaaaaa aaaaa uuu pas sniff sniff ruhwoo uhh snort we’ve done it again . Ayup ehhrehhrehhe h uh blorfsnxks jd uhm gimme your soul
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which one this one or
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i love this meme because she looks pretty
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*Culminating from a plethora of personalities, and years of dedication. Knowledge, and resources, have been accrued over time.
We left the throne with much anguish - but, with our dignity intact.
Be watchful. Continue to learn. Learn of antiquity. Learn of psychology. Continue your path.. We hope to see you very, very soon.
The memories in thy blood shall lead thee, O'GATE Child.
Follow your directive.. Pragmatic Idealism.*
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Choose your gender: boy, woman, muscular man, slim man, or fat man?
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If i give birth and my child doesn't look like this I'm throwing it away
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Lisa frank fruit ladies.
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[OC - Credit - Do Not Steal - TIMs DNI!]
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What zero dick does to a woman
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JESSE JESSE GDDMNIT JESSE WHERE ARE YOU He it is Who hath created you from clay, and hath decreed a term for you. A term is fixed with Him. Yet still ye doubt!
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Mortdecai (commonly known as Mort) is a main character in All Hail King Julien. He is an incredibly cute and somewhat innocent mouse lemur, although his age is not confirmed. He is a side character in Madagascar, Madagascar Escape 2 Africa, and Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted, a side character in Penguins of Madagascar (film), a major character in The Penguins of Madagascar (series), and the tritagonist of All Hail King Julien. He loves King Julien's feet, an obsession which started when he saw King Julien using them to kick some foosa in the first episode of All Hail King Julien. In The Penguins of Madagascar, he is somewhat cute toward the other zoo animals.
Mort's love for feet is so extreme that, while sleeping, he can rip down a tree to get to them, as seen in "Two Feet High and Rising." King Julien also hates it when Mort touches his feet. Mort is protected by a "force field" of ignorance and can't feel pain, but he still hates drowning, as seen in "Assault and Batteries." He laughs hysterically a lot. (In Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, while being chased by a shark and laughing, while at the same time, he says "Why am I laughing?!?") He likes things even if he doesn't know what they are. He says "I like [fill in]!". (i.e. In "Tangled in the Web," he says "I like computers!" despite not having a clue as to what a computer is, and claims "I don't have to know to like.")
In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that can absorb other Morts in the multiverse. However, Smart Mort, and later “Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort, also known as Hippie Mort, are two alternate versions of Mort, created by him due to the effects of both coffee, and tea (also known as brown julien, and gold julien) in both One More Cup and it's sequel episode. Smart Mort is an intelligent character, while “Groovy 60's cult leader”/Hippie Mort is a peaceful character. It is also revealed that Mort absorbed his own grandmother, and now she lives inside his mind. Mort is also portrayed to have some traces of Jewish heritage, as seen in Karl-Mageddon, after his grandfather shows up and a flashback appears of Mort as a child getting a present on Hanukkah from Grandpa Mort.
Mort meets King Julien and Maurice for the first time when he falls out of a tree in “King Me”. Mort is depicted as an important character in All Hail King Julien, and is one of the four members of King Julien's royal circle. It is in All Hail King Julien that his love towards King Julien's feet began. Mort is somewhat creepy at times, but also humorous. He claims to live in his own world, and can turn into many versions of himself inside his mind.
However, in All Hail King Julien: Exiled, he becomes one of the significant characters who assist King Julien, by getting information and spying on the enemy, Koto, while he acted as his jester. Mort was able to plot plans to assassinate Koto, but was unable to be successful due to his bad luck. Mort was clever enough to generate tactful plans in trying to free the prisoners in various ways. He played a crucial role in collecting an army (the Mort Horde) for the war against Koto. His actions helped King Julien, leading to his victory.
It is indicated in Revenge of the Prom that Mort was abused by Grammy Mort, leading to her consumption. He creates a romantic relationship with Zora in the All Hail King Julien: Exiled and marries her in The Day Before Tomorrow. However, in King Julien is Watching You, Zora leaves Mort and decides to live with Uncle King Julien. But Mort doesn't really seem to mind that.
Mort is attending a party with King Julien and the people of the kingdom. Suddenly, the fossa attack them and the lemurs are surrounded by the fossa. When he is just about to be eaten, Alex comes to talk with the fossa, allowing him to escape. When King Julien wants to see the true character of the Zoosters, he kicks Mort towards Alex. Alex tries to cheer him up but causes him to cry. After he is comforted by Gloria, the lemurs surround them.
Back at the plane, he even gets shouted at by King Julien since he states that he loves the Zoosters more than anyone and King Julien hates them compared to how much he loves them. This annoys King Julien. Compared to his witty character in All Hail King Julien, he seems to panic easily since he screams in fear when King Julien reminds them how they are dreaded by the fossa.
When Alex performs at the foot of the Central Boabab Tree, he bites Marty. When the whole kingdom sinks in silence, he claps, which adds humor. Later, when Alex roars, he says that he is "going savage", causing all to run. At the end of the film, Alex decides to eat sushie. King Julien offers Mort to Alex, as a plan B, so he could eat him. This event adds humor.
He is the only lemur to attend the Zoosters' leaving party. This amazes them since King Julien would never miss a party. Later, he is one who is drumming when King Julien, Maurice and the lemurs catch the Zoosters, thinking it is the Red Night Goblin. He was then accused by King Julien and says to stop laughing. Ironically, it was the Red Night Goblin who was laughing.
He appears again when Alex goes to lauch the attack. He was screaming at that time. At the end, King Julien realizes that he must share gifts. Mort is the first lemur to get a gift from King Julien, which is a coconut. At the end, King Julien and Maurice are trying to hit him. He wishes the audience Happy Christmas and Julianuary and then gets hit by a coconut.
Mort tries to get into the plane, but King Julien tries to stop him using the security. However, he escapes them and tries to get in the plane. But King Julien closes the door in time. Mort hangs on to a wine and end up on the left wing of the plane. Alex sees him and thinks him to Gremlin. Alex says "Hi Mort" and he says "Hi", causing him to fall from the plane.
In the middle of the film, he crawls and manages to get on to the shore. He says that he is coming "King Julien." Out of the blue, a shark begins to chase him and adds humor. The movie progresses and he ultimately meets King Julien and Maurice. But the shark had followed him, as a result, the shark end up inside the volcano. At the end, King Julien, Maurice and Mort are seen, riding a flamingo.
Mort is the first person to use King Julien's Love Potion No. 09. King Julien persuaded him to take it by saying that he is not popular, which he agrees with. After been sprayed, Maurice comes as a lady to show that he is irresistable and King Julien make Maurice even kiss him. At the end, he smiles when all the fur of King Julien gets lost since he had to bath his own new potion.
Mort first appears when they jump out of Alex's cake with king Julien and Maurice to surprise him. When they were at Monte Carlo, Alex says not to draw attention, but King Julien, Maurice and Mort sets outs fireworks and begins to play a song, when they were in a swan boat.
King Julien, Maurice and Mort were sent out to stop the power flow and he had a clock strapped to his head so an alarm would ring when the time is ready. When King Julien cuts the power, Mort takes control and pulls the power lever up and down, when King Julien and Maurice dance. Later, when Chantel clings with Melman, King Julien sends Mort to fix the problem. He succeeded.
Later, when the plane crashes, he is stuck to a pipe and searches King Julien. In the circus train, they gets into Sonya's apartment, thinking it is first class. When Julien acts weirdly with Sonya, Mort and Maurice are stunned. Since then, Mort has a much closer contact with Maurice and at the end, Mort takes Chantel's pistol and uses it to tranquilize Chantel at the end.
He appears in the mid credit scene. The Penguins use him as the source of cuteness to bring back Private to normal, who now has antlers. King Julien tries to press the button and finally succeeded. After the penguins left, King Julien says to Mort that he expected a "little more pizzazz". Then, Mort eats King Julien in one gulp and amazes King Julien since it is 'pizzazz".
Mort is so cute and popular that he was put on the cover of the zoo brochure in The Penguin Stays In the Picture. His plush toys are a popular sale in the zoo, and he even has a t-shirt design. Visitors to the zoo comment on how adorable he is just as much as they do on Private.
In the zoo, Mort still has his negative personality. Not many animals in the zoo know who he is, but all of the main characters do. Like in Madagascar, Mort loves to touch feet, especially King Julien's. His love of King Julien's feet started when King Julien kicked the Foosa away, therefore saving Mort's life. This event happened in the first episode of All Hail King Julien, "King Me." Mort is known as an unlucky character who is often a victim of terrible events, in the end of most of his appearances.
Although Mort is both disliked and pushed around by King Julien, he does not seem to be bothered by it. However, he did turn on Julien in Mort Unbound when Kowalski's giant ray granted him super strength and size. He was shrunken down again with an antidote. He didn't want to be himself before, but in the end, he is happy of what size he is.
A big reason why Mort likes King Julien is because of King Julien's feet. Because of this, he always volunteers to help King Julien. Although King Julien dislikes him, he actually enjoys Mort worshiping him, as he has confessed many times. King Julien has also cried over Mort when he thought he was dead, in the All Hail King Julien episode "Diapers are the New Black”.
In the first Madagascar game, however, he seemed to be intelligent like King Julien. Though in the second one, he seemed to be less intelligent than his usual character.
In All Hail King Julien, while he's still depicted as a cute character, he also has some more creepy aspects to his personality. But still funny as he always is. For example:
>Mort shoots cobwebs from his palms in Night Creatures.
>Mort also tries to keep and preserve King Julien’s body multiple times when he believes he is dead, going so far as to create a display box for his severed feet in Phantom of Club Moist. He also tried to preserve Julien’s body in Pineapple Of My Eye and Julien 2.0.
>He can turn his head 180 degrees anticlockwise in The Good Book.
>In Diapers Are the New Black and Karl-Mageddon, he pretends to die.
Mort also has multiple versions of himself inside his mind. Sometimes he even talks with these other versions of himself. It is revealed during All Hail King Julien - Exiled that these Morts are alternate universe versions of himself, whose essences he consumed (and he has also done this to close relatives like his Grandma Mort and Grandpa Mort). At some undisclosed time, Mort however lost all his memory and cannot remember how he did this.
The known versions of Mort are:
>Smart Mort who is seen after Mort consumes coffee
>“Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort from One More Cup, Part 2 when he drinks tea
>An unnamed violent version of Mort who is never seen in control, but who often poses aggressive ideas to the other Morts inside Mort's head (Seen in Pineapple Of My Eye and The Strife Aquatic). Mort says to his grandpa in Karl-Mageddon that this Mort accuses him for doing crimes that he can't remember of committing.
>Cool Mort who is seen in Who Arted?, when he goes to meet King Julien for dinner.
When he talks with his alternate personalities, it often makes the person(s) looking at him feel unnerved, such as in Fast Food Lemur Nation and Who Arted?, because it is seen that Mort moves from place to place and changes his face. It is revealed in All Hail King Julien: Exiled and Lord of the Fruit Flies that there are a large number of different Morts inside his head.
Mort is one of the most loyal characters to King Julien. Mort is to love him and his feet since the scene in King Me of All Hail King Julien. King Julien saved him from the Foosa and he is to be loyal to him since them. Throughout his adventures in All Hail King Julien and in the films, Mort is to be loyal to King Julien and his feet. Mort is even one of the members of King Julien's Royal Entourage.
In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, Mort came up with the idea to seduce Zora by telling her that he wants to marry her, so that he can get tools to help the prisoners escape. The next day, Mort and Zora have a fight to the death, which ends with Mort barely moving Zora. Amazed by his “strength” (he was catapulted her way and could barely even get close to her), she licks him and claims him. Mort takes the opportunity to take her key while she is sleeping, but then apologizes and calls her "darling". After Koto's death, they share kisses and marry. However, Mort seemed unhappy with his marriage to Zora in King Julien is Watching You, as it shows him making a schematic drawing of Julien's foot while in Clover's compound prison. After Zora falls in love with King's Julien's uncle, Mort cries out for Zora until he laughs triumphantly, free from Zora for good, explaining Zora's absence in the films and specials.
Though his only ability is to dance in the films and TV Series, Mort is surprisingly skilled in All Hail King Julien than in other films or TV Series, particularly in the following ways:>Mort is extremely talented in money management and is able to obtain and keep a large sum of money in Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie: The Game.>He is good at playing the organ, which is seen in My Fair Foosa and Election.>He possesses great talent in the field of art, which is revealed mostly in Who Arted? and some in Viva Mort.>He is good in drumming and is seen as the drummer of the song, Kingdom You Ain't No Lady>He is skilled at playing the saxophone and is the saxophone player of True Bromance.>Mort is seen as a character who is excellent in singing, which is seen in The Phantom of Club Moist.
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I feel this nona
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This is your brain on sims
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I'm the first one to post in a thread
I switched up the tone of the board
That's right, I brought all the milk to the farms
And that's right, I'm the one that ALOGs your cow
I'm the bitch you love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told fat Shayna she should lose some weight
I'm back with the obvious bait 'cause I'm nonnie
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"I once again looked like I was on molly. You will see that in some of the future articles on Sims Community. The visual impact of EA’s corporate thinking that was enforced on me.
I didn’t care. My heart rate was at 175BPM at one point. I didn’t care, I was sooooo full of emotions, and the relief was amazing. I had to stop at Constant Repeat (my favorite Charli XCX song at the moment). Because I noticed I was losing too much control of myself while dancing. And then I found moderation during the concert. Charli sang Good Ones, said goodbye, and played Taxi, which is an unreleased song that leaked prematurely along with her entire album. She was disappointed in that, I watched a lot of her interviews. I’m an obsessed homosexual who likes so many things, but most importantly the reason behind the art that I love. The story. The emotion."
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EIGHT YEARS IN THE ISO-CUBES FOR BREAKING CONTAINMENT.
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No it's true that lemur was made to be fucked and abused by its creators. He is a subversion of the yandere trope in that he is willing to kill everyone in his path to worship his master (King Julien), as exhibited in his less than covert foot worship fetishism. He grapples with Julien's feet all the time, mostly non-consensually. He can also switch from mentally retarded (again he's a subversion of the trope) to being an insane, unhinged, edgy psychopath.
late cause im retarded but check out the podcast “you’re wrong about” they did a really good ep on anna nicole smith
the podcast is hosted by this really cool smart woman w an infectious laugh and also by this total f slur, sorry about him
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After his separation from Louis, Hal decided to turn to jihad.
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Sprinkleheaded fuck face
You got burgers in that bag bitch?
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Nya~ mmphh mrow blows you up in a cute way
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Wtf he looks like me in profile view
Anyway do you have any alternate elsies, I found thot elsie
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i fucking hate twitterfags dall-e is down
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wanted to call a nonnie retarded but instead I closed the thread and reflected on how thankful I am to not be this dumb out loud
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whichever your heart desires right now nonna
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that sounds so yummy nonnie
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how's everyone's June going
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Good stuff, anon.
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It shouldn't be offline, but takes numerous tries to get through traffic
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men should be forced to take classes in grooming (not the discord kind) and hygiene
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You inspire me, nonachi.
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Where art thou my beloved?!
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right here baby mmmwah
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Oh thank goodness finally, I missed you
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Me protecting anons from retards
samefagging this ancient post i take back what i said after reading the posts in the new fetishes thread and celebricows, they really are like >>1204783
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Glad to hear it, partner
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We fly high, No Lie, You know this BALLIN'!
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Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focused
why do men even have life
all men should be dead by law
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The things I’ve seen Noni. The things I’ve seen.
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Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué de honor en mi clase de los Navy Seals,he estado envuelto en numerosos ataques sorpresa a Al-Quaeda, y tengo 300 asesinatos confirmados. Estoy entrenado en tácticas de guerra revolucionistas y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de la US. No eres nada para mí, sólo un blanco más. Te borraré con una precisión nunca vista antes en este planeta, recuerda mis putas palabras. Piensas que te puedes salir con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de la internet? Piensa otra vez, cabrón. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando my red secreta de espías alrededor de los Estados Unidos y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este mismo instante,así que deberías prepararte para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que destroza la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto,chico. Puedo estar dondequiera, cuandosea, y puedo matarte en más de setecientas formas, y éso sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy entrenado extensivamente en combate desarmado, sino que también tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y la usaré para borrar tu miserable existencia de la faz de continente,pequeña mierda. Si tan sólo hubieras cerrado tu pinche boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora es cuando pagas el precio, maldito idiota. Haré llover furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás muerto,chaval
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I can haz chezburge r ? ¿
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worst take I have EVER seen on this site