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No. 249189

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Picrel in honor of the Batman

Last thread: >>224476

No. 249192

It's 2022 and you guys still haven't figured out when to make new threads.

No. 249194

>>249192
it's 2022 and newfags still think it's best practice to keep the thread going til everyone forgets its nearing post limit and conversations get cut off and its super inconvenient

post dudes or shut up

No. 249196

>>249194
That's literally how it works though, it hasn't even reached the limit yet.

No. 249197

>>249194
>til everyone forgets its nearing post limit and conversations get cut off and its super inconvenient
Boo-hoo, that's not how it works. You don't get to change the rules on your own initiative because you think they're more convenient that way, go cry in /meta/ about it newfag. Nta.

No. 249198

>>249196
>>249197
autism. report it then.

No. 249352

File: 1647187662282.gif (1.81 MB, 368x197, god i wish i were that whiskey…)

Leaving a lewd gif of Clancy Brown's forearm vein for when nonas arrive here in a few days.

No. 249609

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I hope the other odenkirk anons find the thread soon I’m lonely

No. 249611

>>249194
>>249192
tbh i agree that new threads should be made when the warning limit comes. threads come to complete halts unless they're hot button topics as soon as the warning is issued because no one wants to deal with the responsibility of being one of the last posters and having to make a new thread quickly, or end up making a shitty thread. better to do in advance and just migrate

No. 249640

>>249609
So happy he is recovering from that heart attack, he was lucky to be at a shoot during it

No. 249644

>>249611
in most cases from what i've seen people will still continue posting in the old thread anyway even when the new one is up. and sometimes people necroing threads that haven't reached the limit, so you end up with two of the same thread being posted in all at once

No. 249654

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Forgive me nonnas…

No. 249658

>>249654
He's cute. I thought he was nick jonas for a sec though kek

No. 249662

>>249658
Yeah I heard he's dynamite in the sack, heard he does well under pressure, like a pressure cooker, hahaha

No. 249663

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you should all stop falling for the "balkan power keg" propaganda, he did nothing wrong

No. 249664

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No. 249665

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Inb4 Carreyanon, Boris Karloffanon, Savileanons, and the other usual suspects.

No. 249715

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danogirlies we can’t stop winning

No. 249721

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No. 249723

>>249609
I love him so much

No. 249741

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>>249665
I just realized I have a similar body type to tika sumpter here except fatter and probably with worse proportions (we're about the same height). I'm going to blindly believe the whispers I've heard that he likes thicc women idc

No. 249818

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hnnnnnnng

No. 249823

>>249818
Ewwww nooooo

No. 249824

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>>249823
he's just too high brow for u nonna

No. 249826

>>249663
i’ve never fallen for the propaganda. even when i was a kid i thought he was based

No. 249827

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>>249654
his last tweet was hilarious, not gonna lie

No. 249828

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>>249665
>Boris Karloffanon
I didn't ask for this distinction and I dont think I deserve it, but anyways, here he is being real cute with Bela Lugosi.

No. 249831

>>249824
He is ugly and would beat me and his music sucks ass

No. 249838

>>249831

you sound fucking retarded

No. 249839

>>249838
Okay tell me your favorite Lennon "song"

No. 249841

>>249839
personal favourites: a day in the life(!), across the universe, woman, strawberry fields forever ? take ur pick. he's an universally acclaimed songwriter, ur literally retarded

No. 249843

>>249841
Gabor Szabo along with The California Dreamers does a better cover of Day in the Life, plus Paul McCartney carried the song writing. Lennon is overrated, ugly (not even ugly-handsome), beat his wife, ruined the band, probably smells foul, he sucks ass

No. 249846

>>249831
>>249843
Nta and even though I agree, ugly shitty men is kind of the whole point of this thread kek

No. 249847

>>249841
Fiona apple's cover of across the universe destroyed john lennon and his whole career

No. 249849

>>249846
I get the ugly men, I get the Putinfuckers, but everyday is a good day to slander lennon

No. 249850

>>249843
the whole 'john beat women' thing is an overstated joke. lennon was unequivocally a feminist, he wrote feminist songs, made feminist art, he took yoko's surname (in the 60's!), he hit cynthia once early in their marriage (he hit anyone lol), but he confessed, wrote endless confessional songs about it, incredibly apologetic. lennon MADE the band, he WAS the beatles, he was the best lyricist, had the best voice. lennon is peak unconventional hottie. admit it. educate yourselves it's embarassing

No. 249853

>>249850
Nice bait. Dude is a worthless misogynistic piece of shit. You can easily find articles where he made jayne drink his pee. Dude hated women also men cannot be feminists. Only moids or retarded women like the beatles kek
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3074309/amp/Night-friend-Lennon-played-vile-trick-Hollywood-s-sexiest-woman-Beatle-urinated-Jayne-Mansfield-s-cocktail-watched-drink-tired-her.html

No. 249854


No. 249855

>>249850
>he hit anyone
Red flag, men shouldn't be hitting.
>best lyricist best voice
Kek
>educate yourselves
KEK, it's okay you're allowed to hate pieces of shit I don't see why you're so defensive over him though. He's overrated and currently hosting concerts in Hell to an audience of around maybe 5 demons and 3 rapists.

No. 249856

>>249846
guys who are ugly or weird but nice > wife abusers / child abandoners

No. 249857

>>249850
even if you don’t believe he abused his partners he also abandoned his son, how about that. multimillionaire being a deadbeat? embarrassing.

No. 249858

>>249850
This should be a copypasta because of how retarded it is

No. 249860

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>>249850
>John
>best voice
>best lyrics
>mfw

No. 249861

>>249860
oh hey the guy who cheated and emotionally abused his wife while spouting spiritual bullshit hehe george is so innocent and totally not like john or ringo (also beat and cheated on his wife)

No. 249864

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>>249861
What about this ugly little goober?

No. 249865

>>249861
Jesus H nona I was just talking about the music not his immortal soul, calm down

No. 249866

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I used to have a huge crush on Martin Shkreli, I even talked to him very briefly. Then when he went to prison I sent him a letter and he never replied, sad times, then I got over it

No. 249867

>>249864
paul is the antithesis of sexy & he has a 3rd wife who's 18 years younger now, ew

No. 249868

>>249867
Nobody said he was sexy; in fact, he's an ugly little goober

No. 249870

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>>249868
he may not have been sexy but he did look like a Victorian chromolithograph cherub and there's nothing wrong with that

No. 249876

>>249870
He was pretty cute when he was young!

No. 249878

>>249860
He is cute here. Especially in their a hard days night movie

No. 249881

>>249828
AYRT, I meant it with affection. I also have a few classic actor crushes, myself, but I've been dubbed Tuckanon. I mean, c'mon, how many other women on here are attracted to Boris Karloff? Zero. You should be proud!

No. 249883

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>>249841
"Cambridge 1969".

No. 249924

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mordechai rubenstein is my perfect man. yes i have an absent father.

No. 249929

>>249609
Don’t worry anon, we are here.

No. 249935

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Brain Cox too but mostly Logan Roy. I have a thing for older men and would love to be his new toy and make his kids seethe. I love Frank and Karl too, it'd be great if they all fought over me and tore Waystar apart.

No. 249938

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>>249715
i rarely post on lc but ohmygosh. he just comes across as so effortlessly endearing and he's one of the only hot actors who can actually act (cough cough keanu)..dano nation on the rise

No. 249940

>>249938
on a similar note, the accusations of my having a mommy kink are baseless and unfounded

No. 249941

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i can’t help it i’m obsessed with him when he was young
>>249850
based lennon anon. so crazy he gets hate in these threads when bitches are talking about wanting richard ramirez

No. 249942

>>249941
The worst thing about Lennon fuckers is actually their awful taste in music.

No. 249944

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>>249942
his solo stuff is mid, i agree. i like instant karma and that’s it, his career and talent peak was early. i’m still smashing if i could though

No. 249946

stop talking about this overrated limey please

No. 249948

>>249944
Yeah wanting to shag john lennon is totally awesome and safe and not humiliating and dehumanizing!! You DESTROYED your root chakra. It’s over & you aren’t going to make it.

No. 249949

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>>249942
John Lennon is one of the greatest musicians of all time. Cope and seethe.

No. 249952

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ENOUGH LENNON POSTING!!!!!!



anyways

No. 249953

Don't like Lennon but I love how lennonfag is not backing down, her autism is inspirational, you go girl don't let these 4channer-dating retards tell you what to do kekk

No. 249954

>>249949
He really isn't
>>249953
Where'd you get the idea that anyone here dates 4-channers
>>249949
Anyway he is overrated but he probably eats ass so if that's what you want then go for it

No. 249955

>>249953
half of the nonitas on this board are prob dating men uglier than him and worse than him

No. 249956

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>>249942
I agree. They could be Morrissey fuckers instead and then their taste in music would be good.

No. 249959

>>249956
Don't be hasty now, the music may be better but not that much better, at least Morrissey isn't a crook nosed goblin man who got his head blown in (deserved)

No. 249970

>>249954
>Where'd you get the idea that anyone here dates 4-channers
>She doesn't know
This is just sad, I'm sorry anon

No. 249972

>>249970
Don't be sad for me, I don't date 4-chinless and I don't have a crush on LENNON of all people (the fuck)

No. 249974

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please stop infighting ahhhhhh

No. 249978

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The mustache just does it for me, this was peak Lennon imho.

No. 249979

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s-sexy…………….

No. 249982

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No. 249984

>>249189
>>249982
omg, i was the biggest nick cave fangirl as a teenager

No. 249985

>>249972
The fact that you believed lc's propaganda to the point you didn't even know some people here fuck with the worst scrotes possible while shitting on other anons is the sad part

No. 249987

>>249985
Literally what propaganda you schizo, go fuck a lifesize wax statue of lennon

No. 249995

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>>249985
>>249987
Will you two retards stop fighting and start posting moids? Thanks in advance.

No. 249998

>>249987
>Literally what propaganda you schizo
By using LCs misandrist culture as a mask, some anons can hide the not-so-based parts of themselves until they post in the relationship advice thread and shit hits the fan, that's why i meant with propaganda
>go fuck a lifesize wax statue of lennon
I'm not lennonfag, i don't care about him
>>249995
I was just pointing out shit, not really fighting

No. 249999

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>>249609
Right here, nonna.

No. 250000

>>249999
Saul Goodman? Hnnnggg

No. 250007

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>>249999
>>249640
>>249723
>>249929
>>250000
Good, now that we’re all here, I have an important question to ask: what is your favorite Saul suit nonnas?

No. 250008

>>249978
sgt pepper lennon was so fucking hot. i left for a minute, glad there's some like-minded nonnies in here. p.s. lennons solo stuff aint mid

No. 250013

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>>250007
definitely the brighter the dress shirt the better, and his darker suits not his grey ones.

No. 250014

>>249938
Anon plz, you gotta give us the movie name if you're gonna post a gif like that…

No. 250021

>>249935
Dude have you ever seen this show from the BBC from 1978, called "Devil's Crown"? It features Brian Cox as Henry Plantagenet and it's got really great art direction. (Also watching his character and Thomas Beckett's made me start shipping that shit)

No. 250022

>>249956
Nobody ever threw a sausage at John, though, lol

No. 250026

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>>249609
Tbh I never used to get how he pulled Kim but then I saw this de-aged pic with an explanation that this is how Jimmy would have actually looked in 2002 and I got it.

No. 250036

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>>249721
Love cute pale nerds with glasses, dark semi-long hair, thick eyebrows and dark circles under their eyes. I also like his eyes a lot. Dunno how specific that sounds, but it's rare to find guys who are like this. Though I feel guilty and like a creep for liking him, because he's younger than me by about 5 years.

>>249715
Which of his movies do you recommend for this >>248372 ?

No. 250043

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No. 250048

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>>250036
>nerd
>dark mid-length hair
>dark circles
you are me. we are of one mind.
Oh, his goofy dead-eyedness… Striking faces in general. I'm annoyed Finn Wolfhard wasn't around a bit earlier.

No. 250051

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>>250026
Are we forgetting about this pic? Lmao

No. 250066

>>250036
is that not rick from degrassi?

No. 250067

>>249352
based, thank you

No. 250069

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>>250043
based, che was sexy as hell. i highly recommend jon lee anderson’s biography, “che: a revolutionary life.” i’m only through the cuban revolution but so far it really delves into the nitty gritty of his conversion to marxism. super complex & interesting guy. the author also helped to uncover che’s remains with his research, which is cool.

>>250036
there will be blood and prisoners for maximum poundage (prisoners is disturbing and he’s not hot though lol but still). being flynn, love & mercy, and okja for maximum aesthetic dano. the batman for maximum pathetic loser.

No. 250075

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i really like this image

No. 250077

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>>249847
what do you mean? across the universe IS fiona apple’s song

No. 250082

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>>250007
My lust blinds me, but the brighter the shirt and wilder the tie, the better. With the darker suits.
I posted this pic in another thread but we Saul lovers deserve it again.

No. 250085

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>>249849
nta but this shit meme i made in solidarity

No. 250086

>>250077
>>249847
say it again nonnies

No. 250089

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I want this little manlet

No. 250091

>>250089
Fetishistic creep, he's a grown man whose country is at war.

No. 250092

>>250089
He's cute. Why is he unconventional though, is it just the height? I think he has a good face and voice

No. 250099

>>250091
nta but she has a fetish for what? men?

No. 250102

>>250099
manlet height i assume. but he's like 5'7, he's not a midget or anything

No. 250107

>>250102
Manlets have always been thirsted over since the start of these threads idg why it's an issue now.

No. 250120

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>>250007
Any time he wears bright pink or purple, the crazier pattern tie the better!

No. 250122

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>>249654
I was 15 when the bombings happened, and I felt pretty guilty about how hot I found him. I was never one of the tumblr fangirls, but I did watch the video of him wrestling shirtless a couple of times lmao. It's probably been nuked from youtube by now.
The pictures of him being captured were kino. Pic spoilered for blood

No. 250129

>>250077
who is this? image search shows nothing

No. 250135

>>250085
Based and saved

No. 250138

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>>250085
Lennon haters make me laugh. Women have been horny for the Beatles forever, overwhelmingly for Paul and John specifically. Everyone and their grandma has had a crush on them at some point. He's not even unconventionally attractive, the only reason he belongs here instead of the other thread is that he beat his wife which yeah, that's bad, but I don't get my morals from random dead celebrities so that's not really a problem for me. And that just makes him more accurate to my shitty taste in men in real life anyway, so.

No. 250139

>>250138
Normie taste

No. 250140

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>>250138
it’s weird that john is the “wifebeating” beatle. ringo beat his wife bloody in an alcoholic rage. john slapped cynthia one time and publicly expressed remorse for it. not that it makes the slapping okay or excusable, but i think he’s gotten that reputation because he’s the only one who went out of his way to denounce his past treatment of women.

anyway, for me it’s george

No. 250141

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i wish he'd come back from the dead so i could shag him and his wife

No. 250146

this thread is 90% lennon and dano and they aren't even that bad

No. 250148

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>>250146
Tucker anons, let’s get to work

No. 250152

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Freddie Highmore is so fucking cute

No. 250153

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>>250148
I'm on my lunch break, other Tuckanon, let's do it to it

No. 250154

>>250051
Oh no. I always prided myself on never having a "type", but now I think I do. Fuck.

No. 250155

>>250152
He looks 12 but also 40

No. 250158

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>>250146
where the FUCK is savileanon and the nonnie who wants a richard ramirez sexbot

No. 250162

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>>250153
Oh tuck yeah

No. 250169

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>>250075
sorry for clogging this thread with more dano, we should get our own danofags thread kek i just watched okja and the movie broke me but god did he look great nonnies

No. 250189

>>250138
god i really look like a female version of him. do u guys think im pretty.

No. 250190

>>250189
Proof Lennonfags just like him because they also have his goblinesque phenotype

No. 250191

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>>250190
never said it was a good thing, i think he has a kind of capybara-like face (in the nostrils especially) but not in a cute way. his son is kinda hot though

No. 250192

>>250191
His lip-nose area irritates me for some reason

No. 250200

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I posted him before once, but I want to have his kids more every day, and I don't even really want kids

No. 250202

>>250200
7/10, above average bait

No. 250204

>>250200
Slavic men drive me crazy. I feel you anon

No. 250207

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>>250169
i feel bad shitting up the thread with my danolust too but it’s also colonized my mind like a powerful virus and i can’t resist posting him

No. 250213

Danofags, I'm so sorry but I just don't understand it. There Will Be Blood is one of my favourite films, but all I think when I watch it is how pathetic he looks. If ever there existed someone whose face was build to be stomped into an oil pit; it's him.

No. 250216

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>>250129
samuel hine. editor of gq and ella emhoff’s bf. kek

No. 250217

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Before he ruined his face.

No. 250222

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>>250213
>There Will Be Blood is one of my favourite films, but all I think when I watch it is how pathetic he looks. If ever there existed someone whose face was build to be stomped into an oil pit; it's him.

oh god don’t make me coom. spoiler for mildly gory shit

No. 250223

>>250213
sounds like you actually understand it perfectly, kek

No. 250224

>>250213
watch batman, i hated him in all his other roles

No. 250228

File: 1647479835583.jpeg (68.52 KB, 675x1200, j2veOQxNrWCD5hop.jpeg)

He's so ugly, why do I want him

No. 250229

>>250228
he's not ugly just coomery like the rest of them

No. 250230

>>250216
lies this is just ella emhoff

No. 250233

File: 1647481129382.jpg (61.92 KB, 743x923, mp.jpg)

He's clapped now - maybe he always was, but I want to suck Michael Pitt's balls.

No. 250234

>>250233
gayface, always did bad films

No. 250236

File: 1647482283794.jpeg (276.58 KB, 777x947, 397ADDF5-9B6D-4CA3-BD5D-7893AD…)

>you will never have a strung out threesome with them
why live

No. 250237

File: 1647482494311.webm (Spoiler Image,2.38 MB, 957x446, whore.webm)


No. 250240

File: 1647483000554.jpeg (136.31 KB, 705x1024, 9ABB49AF-10BE-401C-B8D7-3E9962…)

>>250233
I fell you on michael Pitt but only when he was younger. it’s so perverted but the dreamers gets me going, the main cast is so beautiful that I ignore the gross incest aspects of the plot and just imagine myself chilling and fucking all of them

No. 250261

File: 1647487742334.jpeg (62.72 KB, 800x484, B96C892D-ABD5-4C2A-B5C5-E1AD73…)

Yeah..

No. 250264

File: 1647488530215.jpeg (1.73 MB, 2048x1354, 17916BF5-EC3B-4A3F-9113-48F388…)

I want to fuck so many guys in the saw universe and have posted strahm before but desperate Dr Gordon has been doing it for me

No. 250267

>>250229
I guess. I'm just weak for his whole look & he seems to be a sweet boyfriend

No. 250270

>>250222
Kek Nona, but I was more sort of referencing the bit where he gets slapped around by DDL. Can't imagine how much you coomed during this scene

No. 250274

File: 1647490525493.jpeg (50.25 KB, 450x241, CBD776E9-105E-4817-8769-5C0A23…)

>>250270
>>250222
Loved seeing his ass get tortured and screamed at in Prisoners. I wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to smash his teeth in

No. 250279

File: 1647491954345.jpg (417.66 KB, 800x1200, TUCKERFEET.jpg)

>>250162
I'd tuck him into bed, if you get my drift

No. 250285

>>250191
You know what, him and Filthy Frank should team up and do videos together, they look eerily similar

No. 250286

>>250279
i respect you, but this is literally so disgusting. imagine his skin (losing much elasticity and collagen over time given his general hatefulness [breeds fugliness over time] and overall age) and flabby, flappy stomach, pouching and pouring over his tiny cocktail ween. his chinos draping down his atrophied thighs just to reveal his extremely sparse, feminine leg hair - the result of aging and accumulation of hideousness through his unending grifting. hideous. a hideous fantasy and horrible person.

No. 250287

>>250283
Damn you should write for a living, anon.

No. 250292

>>250287
thanks, anon, i can only do so while drunk though, unfortunately

No. 250293

File: 1647494395303.jpeg (302.48 KB, 828x828, 171EA189-CDE4-428F-807A-6C9CA2…)

>>250069
cheposting

No. 250295

File: 1647494667593.jpg (29.93 KB, 500x376, coopershot.jpg)

Got to season 2! There's a part in episode 2 or 3 where Cooper is still recovering and he sits down and flinches in pain, and I ain't too proud to admit I enjoyed that reaction.

No. 250296

File: 1647494914239.jpeg (17.8 KB, 175x254, F98EDCDD-9145-4ADF-8207-710559…)

he calls felice ‘dearest’ ~700 times in his letters
is there any hope for me

No. 250298

>>250237
welcome back fellow jreg enjoyer

No. 250301

File: 1647496731017.jpeg (1.61 MB, 1900x1267, A8401285-335C-4381-9CDE-BB4D3A…)

Normally I’d like it rough but I just want gentle loving sex and cuddles afterwards with him

No. 250303

File: 1647496858791.gif (3.56 MB, 400x362, F54A3C1C-2B9E-4E65-8F42-8AD159…)


No. 250304

File: 1647496942776.jpeg (44.99 KB, 653x470, DE90B095-AC23-44A6-B000-96F80A…)

>>250089
>“Look, it’s a picture I took of you the first time I came here. Haha, look at you, so young and happy!

No. 250305

File: 1647496967256.jpeg (201.61 KB, 828x462, 5E4BD15D-307B-40A8-83E5-C71A06…)

>>250304
>“Where do the years go?”

No. 250308

>>250305
looks better now though

No. 250312

>>250308
Too bad he's not gonna look any good soon, with his cocaine addiction, which was exacerbated by recent events.

No. 250313

>>250303
tired of seeing this nasty bloated fuck

No. 250314

File: 1647498399635.png (781.37 KB, 430x765, tenryujitemple.png)

>>250303
Tuckanon this is the most active we've ever been with each other, can we be actual pals on Discord or something?

No. 250315

File: 1647498972498.png (2.84 MB, 2048x2048, THE CUM CHALICE.png)

Ahem. I'm very uncertain with my feelings. I saw this picture of young Yandere Dev with female body. It sparked something in me, and I can't stop thinking about it. Send help. He looks so refined here, but at the same time the androgynous sex appeal, I…

No. 250316

>>250308
the neckbeard ruins him

No. 250320

>>250315
This post made my brain completely smooth

No. 250322

>>250315
Spoiler this shit anon jfc

No. 250328

>>250315
it's like a paul reubens x (peter) paul rubens. wish i could materialize this monstrosity for you, would love to know how this would work out for you irl

No. 250334

all these dano posts of him getting beat up in movies he had been in tells me that he is a masochist

No. 250340

>>250233
He's also literally fucking insane according to his exes and random girls he has stalked.

No. 250350

File: 1647519675242.jpg (872.79 KB, 1860x2790, m4jgasm7qs231.jpg)

I started watching Chernobyl recently and his disapproving stare turned me on like nothing else

No. 250358

>>250350
Ewww lol I love posts like this

No. 250362

>>250314
If you’ve got more pictures of him in shorts I don’t see why not

No. 250363

File: 1647522010753.jpg (115.14 KB, 1200x675, image.jpg)

>>250350
Speaking of Chernobyl, all three of them. Especially the dude with the flower on his hat

No. 250365

File: 1647522321753.jpeg (152.43 KB, 1242x941, FA484118-2E68-4657-9A10-CF253F…)

>>250350
For me it’s this guy

No. 250368

>>250340
I couldn’t find this by going on google how tf did u know all this

No. 250376

>>250350
For a sec I thought this was James May, LOL

No. 250377

File: 1647529804747.jpeg (67.07 KB, 459x700, tumblr_lu8b767yQq1r2ekxbo1_500…)

oh john …

No. 250378

File: 1647529890327.jpg (633.97 KB, 1600x900, washingtonbluescreen.jpg)

>>250362
That's the only one I have, but you can have a screenshot of Washington D.C. (the backdrop for his show) bluescreening, kek. Are you on the lolcow discord?

No. 250379

File: 1647530084743.jpeg (697.69 KB, 1944x2592, BB29EFD7-6EA6-4836-A9C7-D407A4…)

>>250376
low key kinda sexy tbh, mainly his personality. he was always my favorite on top gear

No. 250386

>>250363
I liked the one with the giant nose, he was so kind

No. 250389

File: 1647534204003.jpeg (32.75 KB, 650x341, valeryS.jpeg)

>>250363
I've never seen someone so ugly be as cute as Barry Keoghan.

Also, obligatory Legasov.

No. 250391

File: 1647535259832.jpg (42.62 KB, 590x472, PLdW5g1.jpg)

>>250389
I love eyes like his.

No. 250399

>>250350
He was in a UK sitcom called Friday Night Dinner, which was pretty funny. Might turn you off him completely though, he has to wash bird shit out of his chest hair at one point.
RIP, good actor.
>>250391
Possibly the most ugly "hot" actor working atm. Could literally go into any pub in England and see five moids who look exactly like him.

No. 250402

>>250399
I'm surprised he is Irish tbh, he looks slavic. My ex was Russian and had eyes like that, seems pretty common there

No. 250404

>>250216
god I knew he wouldn't look the same as in this >>250077 photo but I HAD to make sure

No. 250409

>>250391
who's the cutie

No. 250411

>>250409
Barry Keoghan

No. 250425

>>250399
thanks for the rec, I checked it out, this show is a riot kek. He also had more shirtless scene in it than what I expected from a family-centered sitcom

No. 250431

File: 1647548571742.gif (394.86 KB, 220x220, 19E1CB9D-78B4-4FBF-B5AB-A30D0A…)

>>250378
I am but never actually check it, how do I find you fellow tucker anon? Do we send out a tucker beacon?

No. 250439

File: 1647550989174.jpg (29.88 KB, 500x375, stewartttt.jpg)

ive been watching loads of stewart lees comedy recently. i want to lie on his chest whilst he rants about how much he hates everything about his life. theres something about his beady little eyes and and the way he clearly doesn't look after himself and his sad sad suit that is so attractive to me. same vibe as those salaryman pics.

No. 250442

File: 1647551272002.jpg (126.82 KB, 450x320, jamesmay.jpg)

>>250379
fellow autistic man enjoyer

No. 250444

File: 1647551759897.jpg (118.2 KB, 1200x799, davie.jpg)

david mitchell is so cute to me I want to have a threesome with him and his wife.

No. 250448

File: 1647553702795.jpg (39.17 KB, 564x564, 65aee58fc3909a1d563cd5098422ea…)

>>250377
Pleased to see you fellow john anon.

No. 250451

File: 1647554137586.jpg (104.96 KB, 1200x600, taskmaster-series-8-greg-davie…)

>>250425
Glad you like it nona, happy watching!
>>250444
On the subject of British comedians, I've been watching Taskmaster for the first time and I want to sit on his lap.

No. 250456

>>249866
i truly get it nonna. I'm very left politicly and also hate manlets and dont think they deserve human rights but he just does it for me. I want to bully him and then him to call me a broke bitch or something and then we have hate sex (he's a bratty sub in this scenario) but deep down we're in love…

>>250228
who's that

No. 250462

>>250456
Adam Friedland

No. 250465

File: 1647567343758.jpeg (71.43 KB, 640x496, fd59608619178160be661f5027c04a…)

rip

No. 250473

File: 1647572691214.jpeg (43.38 KB, 736x736, 1A11FAF9-5A84-47D7-9B91-19BFE2…)

Muh heart

No. 250477

>>250465
is that trey parker

No. 250478

>>250473
Sauce?

No. 250479

>>250478
euphoria

No. 250480

>>250473
This guy is conventionally attractive. Unless he killed someone, wrong thread.

No. 250482

File: 1647576393988.jpeg (596.11 KB, 2000x1990, image.jpeg)

god i miss him

No. 250483

File: 1647577004952.jpg (28.02 KB, 660x371, 289258.jpg)

>>250480
Nah, he isn't, this is just a flattering photo. He's kind of the same "genre" of moid as Dano in the sense that he looks good in still images and not in motion (or vice versa in Dano's case). He looks cute but homely and rat-like with a noticeably weak chin, unibrow, thin lips and a lazy eye in the show. He's also a manlet. Still weirdly handsome though I agree.

No. 250485

File: 1647577793885.jpeg (89.42 KB, 467x700, F7557E16-0C55-49E3-9E73-E748B4…)

>>250483
Even with the unibrow, he’s still cute to me damnit

No. 250489

File: 1647580430551.jpg (12.29 KB, 259x194, download.jpg)

>>250431
I'm so late to replying to you. Apologies. Yes, throw out some Tucker pic on there or something like that (if you wanna hide your crush, it can be something cryptic). No matter what occurs, just stay alive! I will find you!

No. 250490

>>250451
Dude, I remember a few threads back there were a metric fuckton of Greg anons. (He is pretty hot though, he's a giant of a man.)

No. 250492

File: 1647581198701.jpg (37.09 KB, 400x225, tumblr_o56lkkt3Oh1qeprqeo1_400…)

>>250379
This was his finest look ever.

No. 250500

File: 1647584650838.jpeg (42.32 KB, 604x480, 98B6CC71-370F-426F-9812-67F54B…)

>>250489
KEK anon ok I’ll figure out discord in the morning, tuck yourself in!

No. 250502

>>250482
haha iggy pop is in worse shape than a guy who literally eats for a living? pretty sure bourdain got off heroin before him too, that's funny. lazy ass iggy, get to the gym jfc

No. 250504

>>250483
>>250485
ehh he'll grow out of that. what is he, like 21? looks really undeveloped to me. moids sometimes look like large children until they're over 25

No. 250506

>>250379
i feel weird now. i want to have sex with this autistic manchild

No. 250514

>>250379
I was surprised to look up photos of what he looked like in his earlier years and found that he was much less attractive than he was in TG. Guess some people just bloom later in life.

No. 250515

>>250261
Denis Lavant when he was young ?

No. 250520

>>250490
They've all transitioned into Tuckeranons and Danofags.

No. 250525

>>250482
me too anon. it's not fair that we lost someone so cool. i loved all his shows. i loved how he avoided tourist spots when he traveled and showed people the local culture.

No. 250526

>>250504
He’s 25 lol

No. 250528

File: 1647608243851.jpg (301.84 KB, 1200x1487, 1200px-Lewis_Payne.jpg)

the cutest assassin

No. 250534

>>250520
Danofags have been around for a while, anon, they've just hit peak activity because of the Batman and will quiet back down once it's done being a hot topic.

No. 250546

File: 1647618602704.jpg (42.66 KB, 248x279, putinfuckers hey.jpg)

>>250391
me too…

No. 250612

File: 1647645324746.png (276.07 KB, 536x528, fluffy.png)

>>250546
Putler is adorable but he's been looking kinda rough lately, I wish he was 20 years younger

No. 250613

File: 1647645470122.jpeg (121.13 KB, 705x702, F863676A-E8B6-4FC6-81BE-578418…)

Whang if he’d trim the moustache and cut some length off his hair.

No. 250614

File: 1647645511342.jpg (88.96 KB, 640x971, young-steven-spielberg-19.jpg)

hes so cute…

No. 250615


No. 250621

>>250613
This genre of Asian guy is my favourite

No. 250623

>>250613
Wheh, be looks much better in his vids though I agree he can stand to lose the mustache. Does he actually look this bad irl or is it just an unfortunate pic?

No. 250624

File: 1647649197362.jpg (5.74 KB, 259x194, vova.jpg)

>>250612
agreed, nona. best putin is 90s-2000s putin when he was overworked and a bit skinny. pic rel, peak vladimir cutein

No. 250627

>>250624
whatever propaganda this is, its working

No. 250631

File: 1647651432142.jpg (208.6 KB, 894x619, 75476547.jpg)

>>250624
I want to dance with him. (Or any slavic man to be honest)

No. 250635

File: 1647653657003.jpg (102.2 KB, 334x500, chadirmir putin.jpg)

>>250631
i bet he can dance really well. all his judo training would've taught him how to be flexile and balanced. it would've tamed the brute force in him and made it gentle but no less powerful. endurance, too. he'd have plenty of that

i'm sorry but he really puts the dick in dictator

No. 250637

File: 1647654348381.jpg (275.35 KB, 1908x1146, LtZK1T1.jpg)

>>250624
His cute blonde hair

No. 250641

File: 1647655123574.jpeg (574.23 KB, 1048x1233, iu-104.jpeg)

I want to be his Ligeia.

>>250637
He was so adorable

No. 250642

File: 1647655157911.jpg (45.62 KB, 245x243, join us.jpg)

>>250627
you are not immune to the kremlin gremlin

No. 250647

>>250642
that file name

No. 250663

>>250301
Jimmy is one determined individual. Bet he eats mad pussy.

No. 250665

>>250663
Unconventional thread regulars: I have a question for all of you: do you think your fav eats pussy

I'll start: I'm not sure, but he definitely has the tongue for it

No. 250671

File: 1647673194787.png (502.63 KB, 500x605, dane dehaan.png)

I don't know why I think Dane Dehaan is attractive, and it's specifically only for the role he did in The Place Beyond the Pines. he looks like he's on the verge of death… anemic, frail-looking, methhead school shooter vibes. but at a crowded party i know i would end up staring at him from across the room all night. idk if it's because i want to make out with him or choke him. it's all very strange to me

No. 250672

>>250665
Probably not, I don't think most boomers eat pussy.

No. 250686

File: 1647685256865.png (267.48 KB, 657x570, unknown.png)

this random guy was in an image with a scrote I know-I cropped him-which i found in a discord server we are both in. idk the context but this image did something to me.

No. 250687

File: 1647685620351.png (469.98 KB, 436x655, Screenshot 2022-03-19 112640.p…)

>>250425
so cute

No. 250689

File: 1647689034841.jpeg (1.23 MB, 2028x1352, 1602D0C4-4585-46D5-B057-CE1923…)

>>250665
Jimmy definitely eats Kim’s pie

No. 250690


No. 250691

>>250665
he’s a virgin autist, definitely not

No. 250695

File: 1647694170135.png (446.77 KB, 858x582, william thomas.png)

ive always been into men who swim because they tend to have broad lats which is the hottest thing any man can have for me.
so please forgive me sisters, for i have sinned.

No. 250697

>>250672
well I guess that dashes my hopes then too

No. 250703

>>250240
i've never seen him with long hair my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

No. 250704

File: 1647700052917.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.32 KB, 330x446, kyo.jpg)

gross, perverted, short, fugly…ideal man

(spoilered for kinda gory image)

No. 250706

>>250695
deranged. if you’re gonna go for troons at least don’t go for the AGP creeps

No. 250707

>>250695
There are tons of handsome male swimmers out there who don't ruin women's competitions or perv at them in the shower.

No. 250713

File: 1647702071859.jpg (48.03 KB, 416x646, EUP_203_060921_EC_0426[1] copy…)

>>250473
Hnnnggg

No. 250715

>>250665
One hundred percent and is probably an expert

No. 250716

>>250704
He's such a manlet but I appreciate his darkness and voice. Extremely talented guy.

No. 250722

File: 1647707190889.jpg (387.25 KB, 1600x900, 1619242687119.jpg)

>>250695
And you guys say Tuckanons are bad…

No. 250734

File: 1647710639289.jpeg (58.62 KB, 530x751, DD74104D-170D-4547-A7F9-2BFB39…)

i don’t think he’s unconventional at all but he always gets bashed for his looks so

No. 250785

File: 1647734586253.jpeg (61.96 KB, 471x600, 62C754EC-3885-4AA6-9287-2F6A77…)

>>250483
anons really think a man has to look like picrel to be considered unconventionally attractive

like mmmmm a hairy beast so sexyyyyy

No. 250787

File: 1647737655311.gif (1012.82 KB, 314x314, B99CCF14-A338-4F67-BE96-CFB471…)

>>250722
My tucker discord post I think is buried…I also didn’t mention tucker….should I mention tucker

No. 250788

File: 1647737711541.png (293.73 KB, 654x768, 9AB56879-0F78-4573-99AA-F5AFF1…)

>>250785
Spoiler this.

No. 250791

>>250695
shame, shame! is this the first time you ever saw a male swimmer?
i suggest you look into other male swimmers nonna. there’s tons of guys who look better than him and don’t have a goblin nose

>>250707
this

No. 250794

File: 1647740461573.jpg (181.32 KB, 792x1024, [Downloader.la]-623686162c0ca.…)

+1 lennon post for every tucker anon

No. 250800

File: 1647743259001.jpg (25.23 KB, 563x422, b0912ac0723c6c3ed8f7ba2e0b26a5…)

+1 prog gentleman for every lennon anon

No. 250801

File: 1647744301532.jpeg (58.11 KB, 698x518, A88742B3-034A-4449-998F-928438…)

one random carreyfagging at random intervals for no reason and I FUCKING HATED THIS BEARD

No. 250802

File: 1647745306009.jpg (9.59 KB, 430x326, mengele3.jpg)

Just realized my hot n*zi folder has over thousand pics.

No. 250803


No. 250804

>>250803
opps forgot to sage, forgive me

No. 250805

>>250802
What made you even begin such a collection anyway?

No. 250807

File: 1647746837336.jpg (73.54 KB, 640x640, adam friedland.jpg)

>>250228
>>250462
NTA but yeah he's hot. I don't even listen to podcasts, just seen photos of him before.
It's the eyes, the eyebrows, the mouth and of course the glasses

>>250802
Not to kinkshame you, but tbh and in my experience, when you truly hate Nazis you hardly find them attractive.

No. 250809

>>250802
Get help.

No. 250815

>>250807
His face it's so weird…he reminds me of Jeff goldblum in this picture

No. 250818

File: 1647750466093.jpg (17.71 KB, 330x412, f2126693d8f69459a686479c356a57…)


No. 250828

File: 1647756760488.jpg (116.79 KB, 980x653, holdsworth.jpg)

>>250800
+1 cigarette for every prog gentleman

No. 250832

File: 1647759297168.jpg (148.79 KB, 559x569, tuckerdollar.jpg)

>>250787
You might need to, I'm kind of a fucking idiot.

No. 250848

File: 1647765379972.jpg (57.21 KB, 720x483, maxanciennes091445.jpg)

>>250800
Posting my prog husbando.

No. 250856

File: 1647769530527.jpg (64.78 KB, 976x549, p081m8w3.jpg)


No. 250858

>>250856
Aww this female neanderthal is a bit cute. Look at her face she is done with the world's shit.

No. 250859

>>250802
He's my type but I feel like this crosses a line, I only like denazifying war criminals

No. 250862

>>250848
I love this ugly man, who is he

No. 250871

>>250802
there are hot nazis, and mengele isn't one of them

No. 250891

>>250848
The shadow underneath his nose and his hair make me think he kinda looks like a cocker spaniel.

No. 250905

>>250848
MAGMA BASED

No. 250913

File: 1647799123074.jpg (133.39 KB, 740x867, soviet space manlet.jpg)

every night is yuri's night

No. 250916

File: 1647799947926.jpg (44.2 KB, 450x640, f514671642ffe45f6f811ff913761b…)

i never know if he's conventional or not, but i adore him, and he's my grunge husbando

No. 250918

File: 1647800062796.jpg (26.17 KB, 551x549, conspiracy-keanu.jpg)

>>250848
Yassified version of this pic

No. 250919

>>250916
jake paul?

No. 250921

File: 1647800574175.jpg (9.56 KB, 189x266, i bet he smelled though.jpg)

>>250916
yeah, layne was a babe. so sad things ended the way they did

No. 250925

>>250921
I still love AiC a lot but Luna kinda ruined Layne for me lol.

No. 250930

Which prog hottie has the best vocals?

No. 250933

>>250921
him and kurt both. and now chris cornell. god it sucks.

No. 250935

File: 1647804722840.jpg (36.79 KB, 300x400, 82-829730_pic-black-sabbath-yo…)

Speaking of neanderthals, Ozzy used to be kind of cute in his youth.

No. 250938

File: 1647805507133.jpg (39.89 KB, 450x597, !.jpg)

>>250930
Maybe I'm biased because he's my husbando but I think we can all agree Peter Hammill is one of the best

No. 250943

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>>250938
I agree but it's funny you say this, considering many disagree and say his vocals are shit

No. 250945

>>250935
Seeing pics of young Ozzie kinda fucked me up because I was so used to the unhinged boomer, what a waste.

No. 250949

File: 1647809277983.jpeg (33.58 KB, 346x449, CuBMawOUIAAYPxj.jpeg)

unconventional bc he aged poorly

No. 250950

>>250943
>many disagree
Really? All fangirling aside I'm genuinely confused as to why would anyone consider his vocals shit.

No. 250952

>>250950
I don't know, from what I've seen though is that people who don't like Van der Graaf seem to have an issue with the vocals and the group itself is sort of a love-it-or-hate-it thing. Well sucks for them if they can't appreciate Pawn Hearts.

No. 250961

File: 1647812279878.jpeg (247.42 KB, 1125x1125, BB8EF447-8E63-41B6-8B81-93C20F…)

Tillian you are so sweet and cute I love you my little (big 6’3”) baby

No. 250970

File: 1647815520481.jpg (68.65 KB, 700x676, yurigagarin.jpg)

>>250913
i love him and i love you

No. 250971

File: 1647815823423.jpg (135.23 KB, 1280x720, internetshaq.jpg)

i have a huge crush on food youtuber internet shaquille. hes so lovable and funny and good at cooking. but his wife seems super lovely too so i feel guilty saying this.

No. 250974

>>250615
samefag. please i cant be the only one

No. 250977

File: 1647817443551.jpg (626.8 KB, 3718x2473, aww.jpg)

>>250970
i love you too!

No. 250981

>>250970
He was a cool guy who survived the USSR's insanity. Imagine being the face of Russia, having all that pressure on you…

No. 250982

File: 1647819296312.jpg (286.9 KB, 810x1177, zegoggles.jpg)

>>250787
Tuckanon I'm peeling my eyeballs for your message in the Peanut Gallery (aka lolcow discord)

No. 250986

>>250981
>survived the USSR's insanity
What do you mean?

No. 251004

File: 1647828954500.jpg (23.06 KB, 595x426, 656635.jpg)

>>250981
I was born in the USSR and I had a better life then than what I do today. Gagarin was much loved by all of us and he's a hero in our eyes.
(I found him very attractive as a teenager.. still do I think LOL)

No. 251024

>>250807
>It's the eyes, the eyebrows, the mouth and of course the glasses
Thank you for understanding my plight, Nona.

No. 251025

>>250986
If you were in the government in the USSR (especially in the 60's) there was always that fear of you being "disappeared", or you might actually defect, or you could be a spy so we need to bug your phone/office/home.

No. 251028

>>251025
uhhh, I do not remember that happening to my parents in their childhood at all. This sounds like a very american gaze opinion and sounds more like what happened in 60s america during the red terror phase.

No. 251030

File: 1647847181128.jpg (111.71 KB, 1280x1024, 5325325.jpg)

>>250818
YES! I was wondering if anyone was going to mention this crazy motherfucker

No. 251036

File: 1647848887825.jpg (28.06 KB, 587x457, 7567546.jpg)

Sonny. I love him so much!

No. 251087

>>251004
My mom said it wasn't that bad, but going to a western country for the first time was still a shock because of how much richer it was. The worst thing that happened was when my dad was arrested for being unemployed, rip

No. 251093

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>>251004
that's so cool, nonny. can i ask in what ways was it better than today? i'm really interested in the soviet union, i'm a bit of a slavaboo kek

No. 251106

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why, oh why does he have to be a sexist manwhore

No. 251108

File: 1647889783840.jpg (23.59 KB, 400x400, Husbando.jpg)

>>250807
He can shit my chair any time.

No. 251119

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No. 251121

>>251119
Such cute eyes like the eyes of a sweet fawn

No. 251125

File: 1647892640495.png (296.79 KB, 549x412, XQCoom.png)

>>251121
He also has very kissable lips. And I love his delicate little hands.

Hnnngh.

No. 251126

>>251125
The slender and swift hands of a pianist, that gently filled bottom lip ripe for the smooching

No. 251127

>>251126
I want him to slam me like he slams his table.

No. 251128

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No. 251129

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>>251028
>>251025
tbh even my grandfather, who was incarcerated in a mental asylum and eventually stripped of citizenship for his dissenting research, still looks back on the USSR in a pretty positive light. getting back on topic, i think USSR chess grandmaster, Karpov, is very cute.

No. 251147

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>>251025
Well, yeah, but wasn't that true for every country in the Cold War? But I get how pressuring it must've been to be a national hero like Gagarin, especially during that era.

>>250815
That's ok, because I kinda like Jeff Goldblum

No. 251155

>>250296
Not you again. Please seek help.

No. 251180

File: 1647903558479.jpg (67.09 KB, 630x1200, 7547745.jpg)

>>251093
I would friend but its scary talking about this stuff too much on an american website LOL
I suggest watch movies instead, movies are a great way to get a good vibe of certain cultures.
https://www.youtube.com/c/MosfilmRuOfficial/videos
These guys archive all soviet movies, I suggest you sort by 'most popular' and enjoy some of the cult classics. My personal best is 'Office Romance' and 'Twelve Chairs'

No. 251186

File: 1647905123648.jpg (141.37 KB, 515x515, 3148.jpg)

he's perfect, so ugly and I will never want any man more than him

No. 251187

File: 1647905185670.jpg (47.32 KB, 471x480, 1643557552881.jpg)

it breaks me every time knowing I will never meet him and have his big nosed babies

No. 251189

File: 1647905325937.jpg (9.69 KB, 204x247, i have flowers for you.jpg)

>>251180
aw, it's okay, i get it nonna. thank you for the recs, can't wait to watch them!

No. 251191

>>251087
>arrested for being unemployed
wot? that sounds pretty bad

No. 251193

>>251187
Anon I've been listening to Freak Out and Apostrophe lately was about to post this! Wish I could've met him, seemed like a douche but an interesting one at that.

No. 251196

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>>251193
it sucks that all male musicians from that time period were shitty people, him included, but it's par for the course

No. 251203

>>251128
aww his raging is cute lol

No. 251210

>>251196
Most of them were yeah, but he was especially shitty. He was introducing his band at a concert and said about one of them 'this is uh, forgot his name he's been in the band for a while'. High school bully tier shit. I love his interviews though, he seems very intelligent. Also the little bits he wrote in cd's are super funny. And I love his little nasolabial folds and freaky hair lol. I'd like to imagine he wasn't a complete douche who felt better than anyone and we could just have a beer together and bitch about this and that. this is so autistic but that's what this thread is for

No. 251220

File: 1647916492496.jpeg (Spoiler Image,68.08 KB, 1005x729, 6C9F4F0D-B8F0-48A6-BC9A-C759F1…)

Gibby-anon where are you
He’s beyond deranged and it awakens some primal need for a psychotic whacked out redneck from backwoods Texas bf kek. I watch the Danceteria performance from ‘86 probably a bit too much

No. 251223

>>251220
Why are they all nakey

No. 251224

File: 1647918409090.jpg (95.88 KB, 610x500, vincent-d-onofrio-1.jpg)

I'm so attracted to Vincent D'Onofrio, both when he was beautiful and fit and when he got fat. Not so much now, I think he lost his charm. I first saw him as (young) Detective Bobby Goren in Criminal Intent, and thought he was hot and his kind of quirky/autistic behavior made him funny and endearing.
And yes I even like him in Full Metal Jacket, I think Pvt. Pyle's cute and I'm genuinely afraid that I might like men who look slightly retarded, kek This is so embarrassing.

>>251180
>My personal best is 'Office Romance' and 'Twelve Chairs'
NTA but thanks for the recs, I've watched The Irony of Fate with my family on New Year's before, and we loved it.

No. 251232

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I can't believe the Danonation has grown so tremendously….I want to hold his sweaty hands

No. 251245

>>251155
again? this is the first time ive posted him
this town isnt big enough for two kafkanons

No. 251250

File: 1647926189587.jpeg (Spoiler Image,63.33 KB, 451x611, 962D59AC-3995-4271-A618-F0CA9C…)

sorry for posting multiple times but i could’ve made him more crazy
>>251210
being a cunt is a positive for him funniest thing about him was his cuntiness

No. 251260

File: 1647936047388.png (839.19 KB, 1024x706, worst guy.png)

I've had a crush on the suicidal German pilot guy for years and years now and I don't know why. I definitely couldn't fix him but I COULD make him worse

No. 251261

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>>251224
Nona…Robert goren is literally my husbando. He’s so beautiful and autistic. I mostly think about his younger version but I still loved him when he got old and fat kek

I have a thing for emotionally unavailable schizophrenic types. Especially when they’re really tall.

No. 251273

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>>251232
my unhealthy parasocial attachment is deepening… i feel actual pangs in my chest when i look at him…

No. 251276

File: 1647955174215.png (369.83 KB, 656x780, d_yra99w4aauudx.png)

not a furry btw

No. 251279

>>251273
Looks like an FtM.

No. 251282

File: 1647959324115.jpeg (280.93 KB, 1028x1920, 0EA90239-0E97-4183-800E-E1F0A1…)

>>251279
i love his baby skin, high estrogen levels, feminine behaviors, and extraordinary good looks

No. 251312

>>251276
of all the cats to be attracted to it had to be the gay one?

No. 251369

>>250671

havent seen this movie but that description is my exact type idk whats wrong with me but yeah exactly. post if you find anyone else with this vibe its safer for me to watch movies cause all the guys ive been with irl who are like this are irl pieces of shit big surprise lol

No. 251370

File: 1648004008284.gif (2.04 MB, 443x250, BouncyPotableEasternglasslizar…)

he was stunningly beautiful

No. 251371

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No. 251391

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tintins creator

No. 251396

File: 1648030428128.jpg (163.25 KB, 1200x993, DQPW1aXWsAAWA8n.jpg)

Ethan Bradberry is SLAMMIN

No. 251397

>>250971
YES
I posted him some threads ago, and I am so happy to have found a nonnie who understands.

No. 251401

Both you Putin and Dano fags have got me down bad.

No. 251402

>>251396
IMETHANBRADBERRY!!!!!

No. 251405

File: 1648034071769.jpg (78.67 KB, 1000x1000, fc24fa173048fbde.jpg)

>>251402
He's so cringey and unhinged, but that just adds to his allure.

No. 251406

>>251401
let people enjoy things grandma

No. 251408

>>251406
If that minor criticism got you to act like a twitterfag then deep down you know he is cringe, and you are cringe for liking him

No. 251409

>>251406
>>251408
Anons, I'm saying the Putin and Dano fags have made me EMBARASSINGLY HORNY.

No. 251419

File: 1648046796250.png (791.96 KB, 1264x675, 63kofyai9az11.png)

I'm sorry but 2012 jay > 2015 jay. I miss his cute overbite… Please forgive me

No. 251422

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No. 251423

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>>251409
welcome to the club, comrade

No. 251427

File: 1648052372954.jpg (1.29 MB, 4200x3508, dx0iWjE.jpg)

>>251423
I love u chadimir anon

No. 251442

File: 1648059669613.jpg (22.72 KB, 360x470, mwah.jpg)

>>251427
love you too!

No. 251461

>>251423
God I wish that dolphin were me.

No. 251462

File: 1648064760227.jpg (42.15 KB, 599x430, BTeRgOoCUAEMBNv.jpg)

More Putin with animals.

No. 251463

>>251423
kek is this a real pic? what the fuck

No. 251465

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No. 251494

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>>251419
Anon, i thought i was the only one… Guys with overbites are so cute.

No. 251499

File: 1648080557689.gif (5.22 MB, 540x304, tumblr_c71d35bad93bfe536edf430…)

>>250222
>>250274
As soon as I read this post I watched it immediately. Nonnas… this movie. I am converting to Danoism. I've seen There Will Be Blood, the Batman, and now Prisoners. What should I watch next?

No. 251500

>>251499
Ruby sparks

No. 251510

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>>251499
that gif makes me feel. hm. hmmmm.

i recommend love & mercy, chubby brian wilson paul dano is so insanely sexy and huggable. i love seeing all the new dano girlies arising

No. 251530

File: 1648090706343.jpeg (82 KB, 699x523, 1A3C7AC2-C904-473A-ABC5-FDA887…)

Spent all day writing self-insert fanfic about him. He’s so cute I want to beat him up and then spoon him

No. 251533

File: 1648091473542.jpeg (42.26 KB, 400x400, 8286DB72-386C-466C-9FF2-1D2713…)

Name a hotter Jew. I’ll wait.

No. 251543

>>251533
the picture of him with those girls in the club lives rent free in my mind

No. 251544

File: 1648096784522.jpg (169.7 KB, 900x750, tom-lehrer-4.jpg)

>>251533
Tom Lehrer

No. 251557


No. 251559


No. 251560

>>251232
>>251273
>>251282
>>251465
>>251499
I understand this is the unconventional male attractions threads, but god this man is so fugly it makes me ashamed to share the same gender as all of you. I can only imagine what y'alls irl boyfriends and crushes look like because good lord…the bar is in hell

No. 251563

>>251560
I feel you nona, I've been keeping my mouth shut because I know what thread this is and I've got some ugly ass crushes myself but this guy's head just looks like a misshapen balloon

No. 251564

>>251533
Paul Rudd, Jared Kushner, Rick Moranis, Ben Shapiro.

No. 251566

>>251564
I want to domme Ben Shepiro so badly

No. 251567

>>251564
>Paul Rudd
Ok I’ll give you that one

No. 251569

>>251566
Same here. So so badly.
>>251567
Kek he might not belong itt though, he’s very normal-looking. I support and cherish you Goldblum nonnies even if I don’t feel the same. Perhaps I just haven’t seen him in enough stuff yet.

No. 251575

I'd do the spaceman >>251189
And the funny piano man >>251544

No. 251577

>>251575
Samefag, I also don't think either of them are unconventional attractions.
One is a spaceflight pioneer in peak physical condition that led humanity beyond frontiers, the other is a professor that has it all - intelligence, humour, talent, style.

These are literally top males. If they aren't conventional, who is, Apollo himself?

No. 251579

>>251577
Nta but Yuri is ugly as hell, that's why he's here

No. 251580

File: 1648113641939.jpg (26.91 KB, 640x520, 18992963858234789.jpg)

I would pay to have sex with him. He has to do it from the back and he obligatorily has to put on the Majima voice.

No. 251583

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>>251557
>3 weeks ago
>352k views

wow people want him bad

No. 251599

Dear /g/ paulfags/danofags? I want to create a thread for yall in /m/. I'm not sure if anyone interested.

Here a vido of paul dano interviewed with a baby.

No. 251600

File: 1648124371519.jpeg (26.72 KB, 623x468, 90702C25-76A4-4F79-82A8-C8E24A…)

>>251599
i’ll join, i want to spam him constantly but it gets repetitive & annoying for non-danofags i’m sure. there’s a fair amount of us so i could see it gaining traction

No. 251612

>>251599
Honestly i think we def need a containment thread, i wanna fuck him but i do feel kinda bad about shitting up the thread lol

No. 251623

>>251563
He should be treated like the other one who must not be named. Ugh you would never see this many men simping over a woman that unfortunate looking. But you'll find plenty of women treating Quasimodo over here like some kind of heartthrob

No. 251627

>>251600
>>251612
>>>/m/191854
>>>/m/191854
Here you go nonas. I would like to post Paul in /m/ but he mostly talked in /g/.

No. 251647

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>>251569
No. He’s definitely conventional but I did ask for a better looking Jew kek.

Jeff isn’t a knock out but I think he’s charming even at an old age. He’s funny, quirky, confident and tall. He looks decent for 70. And like >>251543, that photo of him with those girls in the club never leaves my head. I want that to be me.

No. 251657

File: 1648154607299.jpeg (87.3 KB, 560x462, iu-110.jpeg)

I usually only go for dark haired men but I'll make an ekseption for Rick van der Linden

No. 251663

File: 1648155803551.jpg (111.07 KB, 470x1206, 55760889-10649215-Spooky_He_al…)

In this outfit I'd sit on his face, I'm not ashamed anymore

No. 251664

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No. 251665

>>251663
what is the context of nic cage joker I need to know

No. 251666

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No. 251667

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>>251663
I can imagine him grabbing my ass from the back like this. Big Dracula Daddy

No. 251668

>>251667
oh it's some kind of Dracula thing. I didn't know.

No. 251670

>>251664
How does anybody find this fat autist attractive?

No. 251671

>>251670
He has pretty eyes and his face isn't ugly. He's the opposite of a butter face. I like his chubby cheeks, his spaced out eyes and how he just looks like the disgusting white trash that he is. He's a shitty scrote but I'm a sucker for soft features on fat dough boys.

No. 251673

>>251666
He'd be so much better looking if he got rid of that facial hair.

No. 251675

File: 1648157460898.jpeg (6.17 KB, 217x233, image.jpeg)

>>251671
>his face isn't ugly
he looks like he's missing chromosomes anon

No. 251678

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I don't know if he has been posted before but I find him so gaddamn cute. He looks and sounds so strangely pure like he has never ventured outside his small windmill village. I wanna ravage him, taint him, claim him as mine. I'll sit on his face for hours I swear, he can even keep his cute little hat on if that's what he's into. I wish I was the one who took his virginity, what a savoury moment that must have been.

No. 251680

File: 1648158288952.jpg (24.2 KB, 330x413, 47d8fc3f7119cc9ef402f04b3e71d2…)

I hate that I'm attracted to him…

No. 251683

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No. 251684

File: 1648158679799.jpeg (56.6 KB, 348x617, 46732206-E978-43FF-B144-E09845…)

you hate me?! so do i!! you wish i was different?! SO DO I!!

No. 251685

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>>251684
one photo simply doesn’t do him justice. look at the fucking size of those arms

No. 251686

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>>251684
i’m not here to hydespam but last one

No. 251687

>>251685
How tall is be before I give my opinion

No. 251688

File: 1648159084781.jpg (87 KB, 1200x1200, kanye-west-attends-the-christi…)

His cheeks look smooth and like they smell like baby powder and metal

No. 251689

File: 1648159583696.jpeg (90.33 KB, 900x542, iu-111.jpeg)

I don't even know who belongs in the unconventional or conventional thread anymore but I feel like I'd be laughed out of that thread if I posted Tom there kek.

>>251678
I agree anon he's such a cutie. He's a dork and I love him, he seems so happy whenever he talks about his wife too. And he's actually funny! Bennie is a chad, prove me wrong.

No. 251690

>>251678
>cute little hat
Anon i'm crying

No. 251695

Damn with the Danofags gone the real interesting shit comes to surface, keep up the uglies

No. 251696

File: 1648163822290.jpg (508.27 KB, 3000x2000, bongjoonho.jpg)

bong joon ho. chubby face, thick dark hair… thats all i need baby

No. 251699

>>251678
>never ventured outside his small windmill village
Crying rn

No. 251705

File: 1648168226659.jpg (2.03 MB, 2203x1911, 15977b49-eac6-4cf7-a884-ffb141…)

I wish Daft Punk had shown their faces more often.

No. 251714

File: 1648169921493.jpeg (74.61 KB, 930x1024, download (26).jpeg)

i want to have so much sex with alex g

No. 251717

File: 1648171728786.jpg (43.71 KB, 564x376, 6512b18b3bd8623dabd5c55f363dc3…)

My fourth, and, for this thread, final post. I hope one day ill find a like-minded woman… one day…

No. 251719

>>251678
You described it so perfectly. People make fun that he doesn’t satisfy his wife, but I am so envious of her. He is so proud of her and saved himself for her and gave her many children. She got to deflower cute 24-year-old Ben god dammit.

No. 251720

>>251687
Nta but Google says 6’4”. I’ve never seen him with anyone taller than he is, so I believe it.

No. 251722

>>251705
this.
but id still hit even with the robot schtick, so its not that big of a deal

No. 251723

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No. 251724

>>251647
I just looked up that club picture for the first time and I can understand why it lives in your heads lol. That hand placement. Oh yeah some other jews who are conventionally attractive but cute are Jake Gyllenhaal and Andrew Garfield.

No. 251725

File: 1648173060498.jpg (1.65 MB, 3154x3600, no.jpg)

>>251723
based anon hes so HOT. i can tell he's a little weirdo too

No. 251726

>>251720
6'4? He's always given me manlet vibes

No. 251729

File: 1648174245419.png (364.12 KB, 800x999, oj.png)

I'm a brit bong who loves Owen Jones. I could change him.

No. 251730

File: 1648174377341.jpg (309.53 KB, 1125x1126, 06e.jpg)

>>251666
>>250613
I've said this before, but I want to see him and wavywebsurf kiss.

No. 251732

>>251726
I think he's more of an absolute unit. I remember after one of his open mic routines, some guy came over getting in his face, and Sam stands up and absolutely dwarfs him.

No. 251734

>>251705
I want them to dp me, badly

No. 251735

>>251719
I know anon I'm jealous as hell of her.

No. 251736

File: 1648175652039.jpg (64.13 KB, 1200x900, tiga.jpg)

He's definitely not not conventionally attractive, but maybe not a lot of people know about him. Tiga, love of my life, fire of my loins.

No. 251742

>>251732
Okay knowing how tall he is I'd fuck him. He's dirty and gross looking but in a hot way. I'd probably call my mom after and cry about the "big mistake" I made after though.

No. 251758

File: 1648186241944.jpg (16.99 KB, 400x310, 5637637653736.jpg)

My little antichrist can't be this cute.

No. 251763

File: 1648186898878.jpeg (4.87 KB, 274x184, download.jpeg)

I just think he's cute and one day he'll make some equally disgusting gay man happy when he comes out.

No. 251764

>>251717
Always had a little thing for him.

No. 251771

File: 1648188274996.jpeg (28.1 KB, 1024x553, 9138B107-0C6D-4C5B-8E14-8F5161…)

>>251763
I don’t get it. He looks like Malachi from children of the corn

No. 251773

File: 1648188528908.jpg (202.87 KB, 631x881, midwestern bishounen.jpg)

>>251683
Men used to wear their hair this length and we just let them stop. The 1950's took so much from us.

No. 251787

File: 1648201056331.png (280.01 KB, 330x430, Screenshot 2022-03-25 103716.p…)

>>251771
I thought this was Jack Gleeson kek

No. 251902

>>249828
just watched The Black Cat, and ngl I liked Lugosi better

No. 251907

>>251902
kek yeah he's really weirdly styled in that one, so I'd agree with you except dat bod though

No. 251909

>>251907
yeah when Karloff was put on the cuffs and had his clothes ripped off I did feel a lot of things

No. 251918

>>251787
i hated his prepubescent voice in game of thrones

No. 251946

File: 1648291853281.jpeg (140.23 KB, 683x1024, B8665303-8CD5-4A80-973B-9784B4…)

Michael Sheen-he looks bad now and got a girl half his age pregnant but I think he’s a great actor

No. 252005

>>251664
For an internet edgelord his responce condemming all the jokes of Ukranian "Brides refugees" and rape threats, is very principled.
Weird I know

No. 252023

>>252005
I know something like that is the bare minimum, but when I heard it I found him even more attractive than usual kek.

No. 252030

File: 1648345188852.png (332.95 KB, 379x468, alan cumming.PNG)

I always had the hots for Alan Cumming, especially when he played all his weird ass character roles. Too bad he looks like shit now kek
picrel is not him in current days

No. 252035

File: 1648351791252.jpeg (124.2 KB, 749x687, E9094991-B7A2-4F62-B29C-FE0621…)

i convinced myself that i have high standards but the truth is that i don’t care much about a man’s appearance as long as he’s funny. i don’t think young matt and trey were ugly but their ability to make me laugh is the main reason i’m attracted to them.

No. 252036

>>252030
I loved Alan in Romy and Michelle kek

No. 252061

File: 1648362309959.jpg (7.58 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

there's something about him that makes me want to violently abuse him, but in a sexy way

No. 252063

File: 1648362719007.jpg (77.74 KB, 736x718, 5a548e2bab248f5e62e2700fb495dc…)


No. 252068

>>251180
> its scary talking about this stuff too much on an american website
Gimme a fucking break, take the politics out of the fucking weirdo crush thread.

No. 252070

>>251391
Way better-looking than the guys who made Asterix.

No. 252071

File: 1648364941751.jpg (62.86 KB, 500x435, titus.jpg)

>>251773
>>252030
I just tried watching "Titus" and I couldn't make it through. But you might like him in it, anon (picrel). In fact I suspect these anons would like him too, same haircut.
>>251683
>>251773

No. 252077

File: 1648367718636.png (821.59 KB, 610x592, brennen.png)

he is so handsome and seems so sweet…

No. 252080

>>251763
i relate to his autistic involuntary volceldom, and i could save him if he were straight

No. 252112

>>252077
Wow holy shit nice arms

No. 252146

>>252077
Who is this?

No. 252155

>>252146
one of Dan Bell's assistants from the Another Dirty Room show. I can't remember his name

No. 252189

File: 1648424412551.jpg (56.16 KB, 1060x598, MV5BODYxYmU1ODItZDU4OS00ZmEwLT…)

>>252146
cute dorky looking guy imo

No. 252279

File: 1648488105321.jpg (1.37 MB, 2816x2112, 20220329_011833.jpg)

He is cute to me. If there any nonas reading this please take me to the deepest part of the woods and shoot me at the back of my head

No. 252289

>>252035
Matt looks pretty good these days but Trey has aged like milk.

No. 252335

File: 1648516410058.jpeg (45.18 KB, 590x368, 36A7BC9F-F819-4FEE-B418-812EA4…)


No. 252345

File: 1648523040577.png (417.68 KB, 638x637, brian2.png)

I’ve been so obsessed with him and his music recently. He’s so talented and goofy and kindhearted. He’s like a big innocent teddy bear
I wish I could’ve protected him from everything wrong that happened to him

No. 252346

>>252345
Aww I don't know him but he reminds me of a friend that used to like me back. They really are teddy bear hugs
I find this kind of guy so attractive and adorable.

No. 252348

File: 1648524354277.gif (978.49 KB, 200x200, varg.gif)


No. 252349

File: 1648524502553.jpg (140.25 KB, 900x769, brian4.jpg)

>>252346
He’s Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys! I weirdly find him the cutest when he’s at his chubbiest. It makes him look so huggable and cute

No. 252354

File: 1648527161164.png (759.72 KB, 516x737, shineon.png)

Other Tuckanon left me high and dry but it's okay.

No. 252361

File: 1648533791951.jpg (46.46 KB, 416x416, jason-mewes.jpg)

would anyone be interested in a thread for trashy hot guys?

No. 252362

File: 1648533816100.jpg (48.44 KB, 680x576, jason-mewes-zack-miri.jpg)


No. 252364

File: 1648535248902.jpg (224.06 KB, 1456x991, GettyImages-56456595-dcbcbf4ae…)

>>251155
Nta you replied to, I'm the one who posted him last thread. What makes you think there can't be two kafkanons? Have you seen some of the men posted here?

No. 252367

>>252364
Never posted him before, he's cute but severely mentally ill.

No. 252373

File: 1648537385288.jpg (43.39 KB, 750x807, young_mads.jpg)

someone posted him /m/ and damm I think I'm in love, young mads btw

No. 252375

>>252373
He's still sexy as hell, I don't know why some anons play that he's not conventionally attractive. If he was put in a room with 100 random women I'm certain at least 80% would immediately have their panties in a twist over him and he'd win over another 10% with his disarming personality. But unlike most celeb scrotes he's been with his age-appropriate wife for over 3 decades. One of the only men I simp for

No. 252376

>>252373
Fun fact: While still studying to become an actor he worked as a background dancer in Gothenburg, Sweden. This somehow makes him even sexier imo, I love men who can dance.

No. 252377

>>252375
Conventionally attractive? He looks like a toad

No. 252378

File: 1648538352203.jpg (340.96 KB, 1031x1200, D9cwn78VAAArIi4.jpg)

>>252364
>when you see da big eareolas

No. 252381

>>252377
You're an outlier, trust me

No. 252382

>>252361
Sorta but I also don’t want to look at a bunch of photos of lil peep and you KNOW he will be posted. He’s so gross to look at. And it’s weird seeing anons fawning over some dead kid.

No. 252384

File: 1648539751304.gif (857.15 KB, 500x375, 9177D63B-81F2-446A-B319-1C5B1B…)

Lurch from the original Adam’s Family Tv show could absolutely get it

No. 252387

>>252375
Nta but I consider him unconventionally attractive on the sole basis that my mom finds him ugly and she has the normiest taste in male celebrities. He's definitely not ugly though.

No. 252400

>>252375
He doesn't even have eyebrows. Definitely not conventionally attractive.

No. 252417

>>252381
nta he does look like a weird toad man

No. 252421

File: 1648558195974.jpg (143.26 KB, 792x900, Tumblr_l_1221723361224819.jpg)

Young (or actually any era) Elfman anyone?..

No. 252426

File: 1648559692203.jpeg (40.01 KB, 680x400, 5F8E9808-108F-4C6D-A36D-3C666A…)

>>252345
based nona, he has a special place in my heart forever too. i think he was conventionally handsome but destroyed his looks with the overeating, bedroom seclusion, and drug binges. he honestly looked pretty sexy for a morbidly obese cocaine addict though, i mean that sincerely.

i think he’s one of the most brilliant and unique individuals to ever exist

No. 252427

File: 1648559846718.jpeg (168.83 KB, 575x655, CEA20270-37C4-41A8-808D-5FEF0C…)

>>252426
sage to add pictured: brian wilson looking like a sexy fat guy

No. 252438

File: 1648562388299.jpg (19.33 KB, 332x500, ed627f0f7bfd3346a790b3d20875fd…)

>>252421
He had incredible bone structure

No. 252447

File: 1648564212867.jpg (1.27 MB, 1800x1013, Danny-Elfman-Photo-Credit-Jaco…)

>>252438
He still has it, and even more than that

No. 252450

File: 1648564601968.jpg (119.28 KB, 1280x853, 1639795670743.jpg)

>>252375
>He's still sexy as hell
lolno. also never seen normie women mention him.

No. 252463

>>252279
You don't deserve that (probably) but that guy does look like a foot.

No. 252466

>>252421
No… he's not welcome here. Ive had enough of him on radblr. You may have summoned the wrong people by posting this pic

No. 252469

File: 1648572014197.jpg (262.23 KB, 1080x1080, yqbmgai.jpg)

>>252450
You picked the one unflattering photo of him, he still looks good I think

No. 252483

>>252466
As I can tell summoning didn't work bc he's underrated as hell. Also there's never enough.

No. 252494

>>252421
Based Elfman enjoyer

No. 252547

>>252335
That looks like somebody's grandmother

No. 252564

File: 1648605314752.png (260.63 KB, 500x339, Brian5.png)

>>252426
>>252427
wait anon omg yes. I was embarrassed to admit but I also love 70’s era Brian. It’s weird because I’m usually not into that scruffy look but he’s so naturally handsome that it still works for me

No. 252596

>>251666
Nah, he just needs to trim the silly wings off a bit. He looks off without any facial hair.

No. 252608

>>252382
why is it so weird? so many men posted are dead, he had potential and was legitimately attractive when he wasn't fucking up his face with the tats. he at least wasn't a redneck with disgusting values, just had the trashy aesthetic. it's the best of both worlds.

No. 252609


No. 252614

>>252547
if that said grandmother is eloquent in art history just like my picrel, i would like to know of that somebody's grandmother nona.
>>252609
paglia's non binary!! /kek and handmaids so hard for men to the point of supporting pederasty so might as well lump her into the mix

No. 252615

>>252614
kek, i was going to say. paglia simps so hard for men and has been doing so for so many decades that she may as well qualify as an honorary moid. she's as degen and pitiful.

No. 252630

File: 1648640019731.jpeg (96.21 KB, 634x870, 96B21B07-C809-4DFC-BD09-0FB707…)

>>252564
it feels wrong to even think or say it but i desire him carnally. i do

No. 252632

File: 1648640480898.png (170.09 KB, 349x383, 1648640124795.png)

Alex Pettyfer in beastly, I honestly preferred him in his "beast" form rather then his generically attractive normal form

No. 252633

>>252632
saw this on the front page; who talkin bout Beastly, that you Jenny? Hell yeah, fuckin rad

No. 252634

>>252633
I watched the film years ago and unironically loved it

No. 252635

>>252634
Well then you're still cool, whomstever you are out there, rad af

No. 252638

>>252632
I feel you here, nona, I didn't watch the film from the very beginning so the final scene and his "attractive" side come back was such a big disappointment lol

No. 252639

File: 1648643405682.gif (1.8 MB, 356x264, L67M (1).gif)

>>252421
Yooo Dannyfuckers whaddup

No. 252642

File: 1648644730867.gif (2.85 MB, 500x271, tumblr_p93el1YGJX1xo7ly2o2_500…)

In this role. i would shave for him

No. 252644

File: 1648644919031.jpg (30.56 KB, 454x679, 11.jpg)

>>252632
the most unbelievable think about the film was that they really expected us to believe not a single girl was into him when he looked like that, I mean, come on. He's a biff, heavy tattooed guy with metal all over his face. Bit weird, but definitely has its appeal. Plus: he rocks that look (though I get a sense of neo-nazi-style there sometimes)

No. 252665

File: 1648653438512.png (Spoiler Image,201.71 KB, 475x349, 475px-Fornicus_Lord_of_Bondage…)

>>252644
There was an ad for this film on the back of one of my teen magazines back in the day, and I remember thinking he was outrageously hot. Probably the reason why I developed a thing for Pinhead from Hellraiser. And the Pinhead knock-off from Cabin in the Woods kek

No. 252674

File: 1648656823444.jpg (25.38 KB, 407x612, handsome (7).jpg)

I think Steve Howe's got ADHD, I try listening to and watching interviews but he just goes off for 20 minutes if the person hosting the interview lets him.
>who are your influences
>well i dont really have many influences but
>lists 50 people
>anyway about the history of guitars-

No. 252696

File: 1648667646489.jpg (26.65 KB, 459x640, 57a57b02d976b22f27450879a25aa5…)

>>252674
Or a mild ASD. I wouldn't be surprised tbh, cute nerds who are also highly talented and slightly autistic about it (while also being "boring" by normie standards) are the best possible type of males and I cherish them
Picrel because Peter in that dorky fucking cape turns me on so much kek

No. 252700

>>250444
I wish to be between them in their bed

No. 252701

Zach Hill. I like his muscularity and how he aggressively drums to the point of bleeding. his cock looks great too. I prefer when he had long hair though

No. 252711

File: 1648676795613.png (680.51 KB, 651x685, mcogre.PNG)

>>249189
this maybe

No. 252717

>>252711
scary how the police threatned to kill his wife over a yt video from 10 years

No. 252723

File: 1648679228434.jpg (29.13 KB, 421x612, steve inviting me to sit with …)

>>252696
Wow he's really just like me then, possibly autistic and definitely spergy. Also yes Peter should have worn a cape more often, it fits his broodiness. I don't know if either of them were boring by normie standards though, maybe Peter because I don't see him being very popular unfortunately.

No. 252725

File: 1648679601127.png (1.18 MB, 869x669, me on the left.png)

I haven't posted him in these threads in months but since Shane is getting posted about again because he's having a baby I just had to drop in and say I'm glad he's embracing his daddy side even if the ethics of the pregnancy are questionable.

No. 252727

>>252725
and even though he's a pedo?

No. 252748

>>252723
I mean prog rock is typically considered lame and boring by normies so I imagine an average non-prog rock enjoyer wouldn't find either of these guys particularly cool. It's ok though, I like having my underappreciated crushes all to myself.

No. 252751

>>252748
Steve Howe's done other things solo with his many guitars, I can imagine a person trying to learn guitar/has a passion for guitars may find him cool for that. Maybe not so much for Peter Hammill even though he's great.

No. 252763

File: 1648692930049.jpg (173.58 KB, 1080x1920, 101423634.jpg)

I only got to know about him like 8 months ago but I miss him so much. I used to think he was the least attractive in the band but the more I look at him he more I find him cute and pretty, even his ridiculous look during Pinkly Smooth and when he gained weight later in his life he's still so cute to me. Wish he's still around, I fucking love his voice and chaotic music energy.

No. 252765

File: 1648693263621.gif (488.27 KB, 500x337, de7691f46eece5570e0c976736a4f6…)

>>252763
samefag. His smiles could melt my heart ugh.

No. 252779

>>252354
This man is so stupid and annoying but I do think he’s attractive, and knowing how religious and devoted to his wife he is just makes me want to break him ~sexually~ even more

No. 252781

>>252466
Wait is elfman popular with terfs? I’ve never seen anything about him in those circles

No. 252792

>>252421
Sorry but ever since "Little Girls" he's on my hitlist

No. 252793

File: 1648715378228.gif (996.08 KB, 500x375, toshirorashomon.gif)

I'll never get to meet him IRL and tell him how gorgeous he was

No. 252818

>>252792
Do you have any idea what exactly is this song about or at least seen the music video?.. Seems like he's still successful at triggering people who can't read lol

No. 252831

File: 1648737468594.jpeg (70.24 KB, 597x597, 00A41680-B7AB-4B4B-B48F-01D371…)

he’s the personification of ugly-hot

No. 252833

File: 1648738488212.jpg (33.94 KB, 504x398, 9k=(2).jpg)

>>252793
I never thought I'd see a fellow Toshiro Mifune enjoyer on the farms but I agree completely. I don't know if I'd call him unconventional when he's not playing completely unhinged characters, however.

No. 252836

File: 1648739076922.jpg (46.12 KB, 400x522, Dz3QLlxXcAIoObH.jpg)


No. 252851

>>252792
Cringe and embarrassing

No. 252859

>>252831
He's not that ugly

No. 252879

>>252639
This is the best gif of all worlds, I've been staring at it for hours

No. 252923

File: 1648759316311.jpeg (343.26 KB, 1600x900, C2D5237C-CE79-4FB2-BEF5-6C0BDF…)

i’ve never been attracted to ethan hawke but as soon as he plays a cult leader with long hair wearing a turtleneck…..
>>252781
femalejudas posts a lot about him

No. 252934

File: 1648764220628.jpg (292.21 KB, 1200x1200, a2096911462_10.jpg)

Steve Albini (guy in the middle), he's good looking in general but holy shit he's the single most beautiful man in this picture

No. 252935

>>252934
Is he the whore in question?

No. 252937

>>252935
God i wish

No. 252939

File: 1648764824935.jpeg (954.08 KB, 3000x2002, 0F4C964A-7320-4E98-B4DE-7EC686…)

I have a fantasy about him being my middle aged therapist who becomes obsessed with me and we have hot sex

No. 252982

File: 1648775739155.jpg (23.2 KB, 371x372, d37650feb00019c6f59e7399257162…)

>>252831
he was really cute! smart, but kind of snotty too. admittedly i haven't listened to any of his music after the birthday party.

No. 252986

henry rollins is hot but only as an older dude. feels like he aged the opposite way that most men do. became a lot more likable as he got older and a lot hotter.

No. 252989

File: 1648776824690.png (118.02 KB, 260x349, yJ0035Z.png)

>>252934
>good looking
That picture is probably the only one I've ever seen him look decent in tbh. Still can't get over him obsessing over "rapeman" the hentai to the point of naming a whole band after it.

No. 253002

>>252833
>>252836
My comrades. I wish I could meet you anons IRL, or at least on the lolcow discord. I have no one else to sperg to about Yojimbo.

No. 253003

>>252986
Holy shit I've never seen another Rollins fan, I've only ever seen him in "He Never Died" but holy fuck was he hot in that

No. 253006

File: 1648781800233.jpeg (107.37 KB, 417x546, 2A58DA51-B43F-4899-811E-9DE9C4…)

>>252701
Same anon same

No. 253007

>>252982
why would you only listen to the birthday party when his best body of work is exclusively after the birthday party? he wasn't and isn't that smart though. he's a dick and i will never forgive him for speaking shit on the poor as if they karmically deserve it.

No. 253012

>>253007
honestly it's because his solo discography is way more extensive so i get kind of intimidated and don't know where to start with it. the birthday party seemed more accessible cause they only had a few albums and were post-punk so i knew i'd probably like them. anyway i knew he was kind of a dick, but damn i didn't know he was that bad. guess i will appreciate him only aesthetically then.

No. 253015

>>253006
He looks like he could be one of my uncles

No. 253028

>>252939
is he not considered conventionally attractive? he's always kind of struck me as the hispanic equivalent of brad pitt physically

No. 253029

File: 1648789428037.gif (1.1 MB, 311x251, jefflynne.gif)

I wish he was my boyfriendo. I'm a big sucker for ELO but Jeff Lynne hits all the right buttons for me.

No. 253063

File: 1648798268488.png (315.81 KB, 400x574, what the fuck was he thinking …)

>>252367
that’s the whole appeal…

No. 253076

File: 1648802030058.png (1.03 MB, 1792x735, FAT3CdBUUAAs6Z5.png)

Cooper Hoffman is so cute, he has that same gentleness as his father in his body and movements, it makes him so reassuring and comfy to look at. I wanna cuddle him

No. 253082

>>253076
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I kept thinking he was cute while I was watching.

No. 253109

>>253076
wasn’t he 15 here? kek

i liked that the leads in licorice pizza just looked like normal people, it gave it a nice down to earth comfy vibe

No. 253114

>>253028
When he was young I think he was conventional. I posted him in conventional attractions before and nonnies thought he was too old and fat to be conventional

No. 253117

File: 1648812216139.png (1.38 MB, 1024x759, rs_1024x759-211213155153-1024-…)

>>253109
his character was, he's 19
I agree on the comfy vibes, kinda made me wanna live in the 70s

No. 253119

>>253117
oh i see, thanks nona. i think he’s cute…

& same here. except the fact that you wouldn’t be able to coordinate hanging out as much and would just have to hope people would show up to a date or that you’d run into them naturally would stress me the hell out

No. 253120

>>253117
He has a very disarming smile.

No. 253136

>>252717
he has a wife??? Kek I only saw him from "batya v zdanye" (dont have a russian keyboard sorry) because a Russian friend showed me it, idk anything else about him. Never would have thought he had a wife! Good for him.

No. 253141

>>252717
kek just looked into it and his wife is prettier than me.


It's over.

No. 253144

File: 1648821883432.jpeg (183.58 KB, 933x1314, AD18FFD1-C973-428B-A954-405E8A…)

>>252939
he was so hot as che (i also just want to fuck che guevara)

No. 253148

>>253144
Oh my god he's so sexy I want to fuck him while he's in his uniform

No. 253154

File: 1648825573164.jpg (277.97 KB, 1125x1230, original.jpg)

Both of them. But only like this.

I know. I hate myself.

No. 253155

>>253154
Holy fuck that cheekbone and lips combination. Aesthetic jackpot

No. 253157

>>253148
watch the movie sis there are also tons of shots of him looking very handsome smoking cigars in aesthetic grainy b&w

No. 253167

>>253012
true, it's massive to the point where like i just stopped listening after more of the recent ones. but i love nc&tbs and my longterm ex just by chance happened to literally look exactly like an angelic version of nick so i get the physical thing but you have to listen to The Boatman's Call or Let Love In (vidrel is swoonworthy and on boatmans call). TBC is a nearly perfect album. you should try rowland s howard's work too if you like TBP, again, it's better imo

No. 253182

>>253029
Based ELO fan

No. 253328

>>252879
>>252639
Fuck, and it's from the music video for Stay, too. Such a good song!

No. 253335

File: 1648858915427.gif (5.29 MB, 561x409, tumblr_3c08a9537ca934bcdf2734d…)

I miss him every fucking days

No. 253336

>>251245
>>252364
I'm sorry, I was just joking.

No. 253346

>>253335
Based anon. I got my dad listening to Type O Negative and he really enjoys them but he thinks Pete Steele looks like "a steel worker
from Iowa"

No. 253347

>>253346
Well how does he think he got his name

No. 253362

File: 1648873761163.jpeg (58.51 KB, 1000x562, iu-117.jpeg)

He's awful but how could I resist him. Just look at him.

>>252348
I know I'm replying to a 4 day old post but SAME NONNA he was so cute when he was younger. What do I have with retarded murderers lol

No. 253368

File: 1648877108527.png (1.28 MB, 992x558, 276F2BEC-8E79-4A8A-AB18-D2174D…)

>>253362
for me, it’s alcala

No. 253379

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>>253368
and jim for the truly based women

No. 253406

File: 1648891895561.jpg (82.34 KB, 376x381, Screenshot_20220402-102820.jpg)

Big money

No. 253410

>>252348
>>253362
>>253368
>>253379
All you retards go kill yourselves immediately.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 253413

>>253406
Kek just thought about him the other day after not watching his videos in years.

No. 253423

File: 1648901530574.png (728.32 KB, 848x478, bosco.PNG)

i'm so sorry for this. has anyone said this one yet? he's adorable honestly. already bad enough he's gay af, now comes out as a troon. but truthfully i just want to fuck a non-retarded version of my ex and he looks so much like him. he seems actually smart and sweet even if being a painfully white gay troon is offputting. men don't understand how fucking easy they have it. so many high value cute women to choose from who will do anything for them. fuck

No. 253438

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I barely remember this film since I watched when I was like 11-13, and I remember finding it boring and didn’t think much of it, though Brian was cute in this film

No. 253443

>>253423
Kek I saw the pic before reading the text and I immediately thought he looked like a troon.

No. 253479

>>253182
I wonder if there are enough nonnies for a classic rock/prog rock thread for music discussion and/or thirsting. I feel like there might be at least 4 of us.

No. 253482

>>253479
I hope so, I want to sperg

No. 253490

>>253479
Also, would a proggy/classical rock thread work better on the media board or here? We can thirst and discuss the music, the people, the lore of bands. I want to publish my thesis on why I think Steve Howe has an eating disorder

No. 253491

>>253490
If you guys get a classic rock/prog thread we also need an 80s/new wave thread to sperg about best music for girls and gays. Would anyone be interested in that?

No. 253516

>>253491
Yeah I'd lurk that and post sometimes, depends the artists I guess. Post-punk included?

No. 253521

>>253516
Post-punk is absolutely necessary

No. 253523

>>253490
I think it would fit better in /m/. I'm shit at making threads but if there's no one else willing to do it I might try in a few hours.
>>253491
Good idea

No. 253561

>>253491
If it will happen I'm instantly filling this thread with Oingo Boingo and nobody will stop me

No. 253567

>>253561
Ummm you better

No. 253578

File: 1648935586765.jpg (34.59 KB, 564x317, 35d36a3c2f28421bb84db55f795508…)

W-who wants to make proggy thread in /m/…

No. 253612

File: 1648955226076.jpg (Spoiler Image,618.9 KB, 2500x1649, jung-joon-young.jpg)

mr resetti looking ass

No. 253619

>>253362
>>253368
>>253379
I kinda get Jim Jones (seen pictures of him when he was younger and he was kinda cute) but both Richard Ramirez and Rodney Alcala we’re fucking repulsive. Get better taste, nonnie.

No. 253662

>>253410
None of those anons but nothing to say about >>249654?

No. 253683

>>253662
I'm the anon who posted >>249654 but I didn't post >>253410. My guess is that they didn't bother to scroll to the top of the page. I'm not a hypocrite to tell someone to kill themself for being attracted to a serial killer when I said I'm attracted to an actual terrorist, kek.

No. 253694

File: 1649002907280.gif (401.73 KB, 240x180, tumblr_oo31195hbE1umpjmwo1_250…)

Okay prog fags, if we were to start a thread on /m/ what would the op image be??? a compilation of the bands we like? like their logos, or their members? weird fanart from tumblr? please…

No. 253713

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No. 253720

File: 1649006585374.jpg (Spoiler Image,548.51 KB, 1080x1509, Screenshot_20220403-191540_Sam…)

>>253694
Maybe this one if we're being cheeky? Or one of those album cover collages, there's plenty of them on google. Spoilered because unrelated to this thread.

No. 253724

>>253720
Kek this is kind of funny, yeah maybe

No. 253725

File: 1649006778049.png (2.77 MB, 1334x750, C8456C21-70A1-400D-B03C-A29AE0…)

>>253423
he came up in the last thread and that post also mentioned that he is dating a tif, which means that he is not fully “gay”. but it doesn’t matter anymore as he has and will be ruining his body taking hrt. he is the smartest in the cast and very witty too

No. 253726

>>253720
No wait, there are plenty of amazing collages online I think I'll just choose one of those, that can be for another time

No. 253736


No. 253778

File: 1649018506925.gif (9.26 MB, 640x344, marshall-zhukov.gif)

In this role specifically

No. 253820

>>253778
he's conventionally attractive though?
Well I think so anyway

No. 253845

File: 1649046767070.jpeg (6.18 KB, 282x179, download.jpeg)

hrmm…

No. 253847

>>253845
very conventional
>>253725
ayrt, and lmao WHAT. i don't even know how to feel about the fact that he's dating a tif… wtf… he seems legitimately so gay though. wonder if this is his first experience with a woman or if he's bi anyways. how does someone so sharp and on their toes end up falling down the troon rabbithole so far? most troons are troons because agp or intellectually incoherent or homosexuality but i don't even get agp vibes. i'm stunned by the troondom for this dude if he's not fully gay. he gives off totally typical HSTS vibes if anything. making a horrible move by trooning out

No. 253853

>>253845
No you’re right. Keep going

No. 253854

>>253479
Hell yeah, I've got a big old crush on young Robert Plant.

No. 253882

File: 1649063734669.gif (5.14 MB, 268x370, Tumblr_l_540091407610425.gif)

>>253820
I mean, I guess but he's my parents' age

No. 253894

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>>253612
not his court pics

No. 253953

File: 1649089127456.gif (2.76 MB, 499x378, xqc heartattack.gif)

>>253845
>felix when he sees you, a beautiful woman

No. 253955

File: 1649089686344.jpg (57.92 KB, 750x422, D9SlCRKXUAAujv6.jpg)

>>253953
i need him

No. 253974

>>253845
What do you think makes the difference between an xqcfag and a jermafag? I feel like those are the two streamers I see posted here most frequently. Personally, I think they’re both cute but I’m sure some nonnies have a preference.

No. 254004

>>253974
I don't think there is much of a difference, though the Jermafags I know irl don't really care for xqc but I guess you can't watch two stupid eye candies at the same time, that's just too much

No. 254027

>>252989
you're absolutely right anon, he's thankfully become less annoyingly edgy as he got old
i guess part of why he's so hot to me is the fact he's so skinny and nerdy looking, i could easily overpower him

No. 254070

>>254063
Null is fat and I would have sex with him.

No. 254072

File: 1649120686180.jpg (208.09 KB, 1024x768, tucker2004.jpg)

There's a Tuckanon in the MtF thread, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, YA FUCK, JUST ADMIT IT

No. 254081

File: 1649128010616.jpeg (45.55 KB, 600x400, 30405818-EEBF-4DFF-8A40-AF8347…)

I hate his actor but I want this liver-eating maniac

No. 254082

>>252071
Sage for OT but good taste anon, imo that's my favorite adaptation of Titus. Lavinia's scene is tough to get through, absolutely heart wrenching.

No. 254084

File: 1649129440990.jpeg (214.95 KB, 570x440, DocHammer4.jpeg)

he is the most beautiful man I've ever seen and yet everyone irl just side eyes me for fawning all over him

No. 254085

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No. 254086

File: 1649129567652.jpeg (68.02 KB, 426x600, actor-doc-hammer-222103_large.…)

Sorry anons, I'll shut up now. I just love him so much. literal perfection

No. 254090

File: 1649130223417.jpeg (49.94 KB, 480x482, 1F664FC2-B034-439E-901F-0C34A8…)

>>254004
They’re both ADHD himbos but in very different ways so I was curious if nonnies who thirst over xqc also like Jerma. Like on paper they sound similar, but Jerma is more like your neighbor’s cute, somewhat uncontrollable golden retriever and xqc is the feral unidentifiable dog that eats from your trash can.

No. 254095

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all these fine lads, like holy f

No. 254100

>>254095
Are you the same anon that made a thread earlier today about being attracted to a tim?

No. 254101

>>254084
>>254086
>>254085
I used to love doc hammer as well, but his ana body is a bit of a turn off. Still love his art and if my brother didn't have the same condition as him that makes him have partial white hair, I'd believe it is natural lol

No. 254102

>>254100
yeah :( i'm bi as i said so(:()

No. 254104

>>254090
Even a golden retriever is useful. Jerma can't function outside of streaming.

No. 254109

>>254102
liking regular men and male trannies doesn't nake you bi

No. 254127

File: 1649149527640.png (1.12 MB, 1326x1378, Screen Shot 2022-04-05 at 2.05…)

Zach Woods. I had a crush on him ever since I watched Silicon Valley and my friends think I'm weird. He's now dating Karley Sciortino from Vice's Slutever and I've been irrationally jealous about it.

No. 254128

File: 1649150749407.jpeg (31.92 KB, 770x515, Jack-White-scaled.jpeg)

As a redhead, his redhead fetish is hot. Like him best when he's chubby but the blue hair he currently has is cute too.

No. 254135

>>253974
I like Jerma cause he's cute and chill and in his 30's so he doesn't make stupid zoomer jokes. This guy seems super annoying even if he doesn't always rage like that.

No. 254137

>>254109
u know i’m attracted to girls also i really like grimes for example bc she’s a cutie. just some shit I struggle with but anyway that’s not the point of the thread

weezer are basically incels but jesus fuck do i vibe with their look, more so their old style than the boomers they are now but still

No. 254152

>>254063
I want to free him from the internet. Null if you're listening please elope with me, we can have lots of retarded children together.

No. 254154


No. 254169

>>252831
Same! I could never tell if he's cute or ugly but for some reason I still would

No. 254172

>>250051
Oh my.

No. 254174

File: 1649178642514.jpeg (47.77 KB, 400x300, Mary-Lane-Ralph-reefer-madness…)

I thought he was so hot as the Narrator in the Reefer Madness musical, lol

No. 254180

File: 1649181911522.png (714.86 KB, 784x586, xqc-big.png)

>>253974
I think jerma is really handsome and funny, but I'm not physically attracted to him. XQC tho… I want to nurture him back to health, I find him so endearing and cute.

No. 254186

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>>254090
xQc has that skinny legend appeal
>>254102
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Weezer fan crushing on a tranny ohohohohoh
>>254137
And into Grimes oh no no no
In all realness, bless your heart you poor wayward nonner

No. 254193

>>254186
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Weezer fan crushing on a tranny ohohohohoh

:( huh am i a stereotype then?(:()

No. 254195

>>254193
idk but you do have laughably bad taste. and emogees are illegal here.

No. 254198

>>254195

what's your taste then m8

No. 254199

>>254193
It's just funny, imagine being into Weezer, Grimes, and trannies it's like an evil trifecta

No. 254200

>>254198
>>254095
>>254102
>>254193
>>254137
For the love of God, please learn how to integrate.

No. 254201

>>254200
what are you on about? i'm just here

No. 254203

>>254201
You sound 13

No. 254205

>>254203
am 19 thanks

No. 254206

>>254205
Do you know what a "sage" is?

No. 254207

>>254206
in what context? idk what you mean

No. 254211

>>254207
I hope you’re trolling. If not, kys.

No. 254212

>>254211
jfc you're mean.

No. 254215

>>254212
Go ahead and entertain us, post a man that tickles your fancy

No. 254217

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>>254215
leave me alone, but if you must know i guess brian bell is the hottest ouf of all the weez

No. 254247

>>254217
Holy shit, nobody cares about what Weezer member you would like to get fucked by most, do you seriously have to spam this thread with defending yourself from anons on the internet? At least sage your replies. Also you sound like you're 14 kek

No. 254291

>>254247
fine i learned what sage is are you happy now. ffs stop being mean to me you are salty

No. 254296

>>254291
Wheezer fucker Wheezer fucker!

No. 254302

better than being a columbine fan or whatever you are jfc cut it out

No. 254304

>>254302
W
We
Weezer fucker

No. 254306

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No. 254315

>>254128
He and his girlfriend/fuckbuddy/whatever she is are soooo messy in Nashville it's hilarious

No. 254346

File: 1649230630321.jpeg (165.4 KB, 1400x1400, 3012C486-417F-4D29-9160-623577…)

Urgh

No. 254362

File: 1649241802483.jpeg (27.98 KB, 736x485, kjsdfbvkfbdv.jpeg)

i loved bill skarsgard in castle rock as the kid, i love him anyway but i loved the gaunt look he had in this role kek

No. 254415

File: 1649257848076.jpg (51.81 KB, 630x638, 1648735971737.jpg)

The Batman really nailed it for me by making the Riddler an absolute deranged bastard. I have a weird thing for pathetic villain characters and this was the most perfect depiction so far. Literally my only reason to watch capeshit / action films. I also derive sick pleasure from the fact that I can be calmly sitting in a theatre amidst capeshit fans who have no idea I'm only there for coom.

No. 254431

>>254415
Godspeed. That's going to be me this weekend if I can just convince one of my friends to go see it with me. I also don't care about capeshit, but I have to agree that Dano-Riddler seems incredibly attractive and now I must go see it for myself. Also I remember when Joker came out there were lots of nonas who were into Phoenix's Joker. Is this a ploy by DC to get more viewers by making their villains sexy

No. 254450

File: 1649265610339.jpeg (121.28 KB, 1125x791, 5E3EEED8-FD7A-4E96-94FC-F04D3A…)

i wanna fuck macron sorry

No. 254457

>>254450
This is the first time I've ever thought he looked hot.

No. 254461

>>254415
>I also derive sick pleasure from the fact that I can be calmly sitting in a theatre amidst capeshit fans who have no idea I'm only there for coom.
Ok this just cracked me up because it's exactly how I felt when I went to see Batman by myself. I wonder if people noticed

No. 254542

>>254450
You are right to be ashamed

No. 254550

>>251685
>>251742
I was just about to post Sam. He is so disgusting and ugly, but I'd still fuck him. i am glad I am not the only one here that would

No. 254574

File: 1649275836942.jpg (61.68 KB, 500x631, 3.jpg)

>>254174
good, I needed a reminder to see Reefer Madness.
He was pretty cute in x-men too.

No. 254585

File: 1649277166340.jpg (33.33 KB, 406x612, gettyimages-1236181873-612x612…)

He's so gross I want him so bad

No. 254600

>>254574
holy fuck

No. 254610

>>254450
Bad nonna! To the naughty stool!
You're worse than Saville-chan and I hate you!

Maybe it's my baguette heart speaking but I can't bear to see his stupid smug face anymore.
He's a toupet-wearing manlet and a raging faggot (there's some funny rumours about his mommy-wife being a troon)

No. 254630

>>254610
we have a resident saville-chan? dear lord.

No. 254637

>>254063
I'm ngl I fantasized about Null one night.. I'm not proud of that

No. 254642

>>254630
yes, haven't seen her in awhile

No. 254648

>>254630
Don't forget Epstein-chan too

No. 254653

>>254630
Speaking of Saville-chan, I wonder what she thinks of the documentary Netflix just put out about him. I saw it and immediately thought of her kek.

No. 254661

File: 1649294788373.gif (988.55 KB, 302x188, 402F6B5B-F024-46AE-BDE7-6B6488…)

nonnies is jared leto playing morbius certified? cringe movie but he kind of looks like your fictional male 2-kun but more emaciated

No. 254664

>>253845
he looks like he wouldn’t hurt a fly, that’s his niche appeal to xqcfags. he also benefits from one of the few male streamers that isn’t fat, overcompensating or downright hideous and rapey looking, although xqc eats like a fucking raccoon digging through the trash. i just want to feed him some veggies and nurse him back to health like the other anon said <3

No. 254674

>>254661
oh boy I would let him fuck the ever loving hell out of me

as long as he didn't try and recruit me into his cult, make it a one time thing

No. 254687

>>254674
he is a celibate

No. 254689

>>254063
Damn based. If I was white I would've slid into those dms a long time ago, maybe it's for the best kekk

No. 254691

>>254687
Yeah and I'm Marie Antionette

No. 254693

>>254687
He and his brother are known for fucking underage girls anon…

No. 254699

>>254661
I hate that I find him kinda attractive. I know that he's a disgusting person, and he's old enough to be my dad (actually I think he's a little bit older than mine), but I have a weakness for long hair on men and he gets bonus points for having facial hair also, long hair on its own is attractive but there's something about the Jesus look that really appeals to me kek

No. 254701

>>254661
he has such soulless eyes it’s distracting. and i post lennon here

No. 254702

>>254699
I think men emulating a Jesus look is not only trite but extra offensive if they are cultists like that moid is

No. 254703

File: 1649301905862.jpg (48.29 KB, 900x900, E;R.jpg)

I don't know if this is the right thread but my man is back after a year and his video will probably get taken down in a day by shilltube

No. 254704

>>254703
Oh shit not this guy, his videos are really good though I can't lie

No. 254706

>>254704
his videos are hilarious

No. 254707

>>254703
fuck yeah I wanna see some lolcow hollywood media

No. 254708

>>254704
>>254706
his video on mary sues was retarded

No. 254713


No. 254714

>>254687
shut up jared, go back to lurking reddit comments about yourself

>>254699
he's still very good looking for his age even without the facial hair, although I wish we'd see him more without it

>>254701
i love men with round, open eyes, they erode away at my soul. I don't mind it one bit. claim me as yours, and force me to look at you knowing I'm a retard who struggles with eye contact, that's hot

No. 254715

>>254174
I'm fucking dying

No. 254716

>>254708
how? mary sues are massive cows and he was calling out hollywood for writing these trash characters with no thoughts

>>254713
E;R

No. 254719

>>254716
he acted like male mary sues/gary sues were better because apparently men are supposed to be "active" and women aren't. it'd be different if he shat on both types.

No. 254722

>>254719
>he acted like male mary sues/gary sues were better
what video did you watch anon wtf

No. 254727

File: 1649307270040.gif (487.79 KB, 460x336, D35B8B02-A30F-40BB-9F67-F38EE3…)

>>254714
it’s literally because his eyes are blue and so jarring to his face. i like men with round eyes but they tend to have features that compliment them and are dark

No. 254732

>>254727
I've missed you Saganon.

No. 254734

File: 1649310442397.jpeg (295.4 KB, 806x587, 04842C56-C34B-4257-BB85-CD64FA…)

>>254732
what if i told you that not only i am saganon, but i am also savileanon and the second lennonfag and the retard that was posting young steve jobs in this thread and the last? what would you say then? would you still love me?

No. 254735

>>254727
what are your thoughts on hazel eyes nona

No. 254736

>>254735
i have them and all the men i like look somewhat similar to me in some way or another, but i also look like my dad, so it’s both freudian and narcissism. but yeah green and/or brown is the best on men

No. 254738

>>254736
oh you have a similar problem to me, I tend to also like men who can vaguely pass for my dad while resembling my dad myself. but I loathe my own appearance and consider myself an ugly woman so I'm not sure I could deem it narcissism

No. 254741

>>254738
this is literally my issue. i’m not even sure i’m attracted to men other than wanting to be them or see them suffer

No. 254747

File: 1649316248905.jpg (152.5 KB, 1280x720, keith.jpg)

Weirdly into Keith from the try guys after he eats an entire menu of food but I don't care about the eating part

No. 254748

>>254461
I don't think anyone at the theater noticed it from me, although i needed to remind myself to make a normal expression when the lights went back on instead of the fucking demented smirk i had kek

It was more difficult to make up an excuse to my friends for why i wanted to see Batman of all movies and not seem too excited about it.
> um, i was told the lighting is really well done. Besides, if i'm spending money on a movie might as well go see one that's almost 3 hours long, amirite guys?

No. 254750

>>254727
yes, yes, yes. love everything about him. he seemed so calm and cool and not a nutjob.
>>254734
no. please don't bring sagan into this when your standards otherwise are then so low. don't do him or us other preferrers of someone like sagan like this.

No. 254751

>>254734
You have range anon. It's almost impressive to have taste that bad.

No. 254778

>>254751
sagan is not bad taste though. she just shits the bed with the rest of her taste. sad. she's not allowed in the sagan-stan club from now on.

No. 254795

>>254741
I'm attracted to men, and, I fear them to the utmost degree. it's complicated, my father is one of the few men I don't hate. still a pos though. it's no wonder. having immersed myself wrongfully in experiences with men close to my own age I'm stuck being attracted to famous octogenarians with crazy eyes

No. 254807

>>254703
Don’t get your hopes up anon just because his voice sounds hot doesn’t mean he’s also going to be

No. 254859

File: 1649354286084.jpeg (722.89 KB, 1031x1150, 04852AF8-E617-4BD5-A0A7-C388DE…)

>>254750
literally all men are nutjobs. i could probably make him become a nutjob if he spent time around me
>>254751 thank you, i try, other than savile (who i’m over now i was obsessed with him when i wasn’t on meds) i don’t think my taste is that awful
>>254778
too bad i’m gonna eat him

No. 254861

>>254063
same, I listen to his podcast and idk why his voice is so cute especially his laugh

No. 254867

>>254734
AYRT, we all have our thorns, I s'pose.

No. 254898

>>252335
anon you have no idea how much beef i have with you. Sworn enemy.

No. 254924

File: 1649371321204.jpg (65.99 KB, 542x742, ExTHJ-sUUAArB7P.jpg)

>>254859
>other than savile (who i’m over now i was obsessed with him when i wasn’t on meds)

No. 254997

>>254859
>i try, other than savile (who i’m over now i was obsessed with him when i wasn’t on meds) i don’t think my taste is that awful
lmao. glad you're on meds but that's kind of funny as hell

No. 255020

File: 1649391532063.jpg (103.49 KB, 1200x900, mawwdsley.jpg)

i remember a nona from the previous thread talk about robert maudsley and he's not really a crush of mine, but i just watched a documentary and you'll be happy to know that he has a ps2 and a stereo, he sees his family regularly and loves banana milk and chocolate bars. things aren't as bad for him as they were, he's doing okay

No. 255123

>>254703
Fuck yes, E;R can GET IT. He drives me crazy. I hope he makes more videos soon.

No. 255127

>>254703
I don't get ER simps, you guys don't even know what he looks like kek. And he seems /pol/ leaning.

No. 255134

File: 1649438991500.jpg (133.92 KB, 1071x1350, 18-04-NUVO-Magazine-Winter-201…)

he looks like what you'd get if steve buscemi was part neanderthal

No. 255135

>>255020
one of the only appealing murderers. glad he's getting better treatment. still unfair though that he was treated the way he was. very victimized by men and then rightfully took it out on them for hurting women and children. based. kinda cute young too.

No. 255161

>>254415
Come post with us in the danofagging thread on /m/, fellow danogirlie

No. 255163

>>255127
That's part of the appeal.

No. 255166


No. 255283

>>254072
wtf he looks like actually cute here

No. 255304

File: 1649473151894.jpg (64.69 KB, 1200x675, charlie.jpg)

>>255135
agree. he suffered brutal treatment but he was close friends with charlie bronson (my criminalfu, picrel) and they'd argue about which soap operas to watch like old ladies kek. i'm really glad to hear he's being treated better, he really is based

No. 255440

>>255134
Ugh, he's so hot

No. 255512

File: 1649568506125.jpg (132.84 KB, 866x1390, moshimoshi.jpg)

>>255283
Hell yeah, he was hot as fuck when he was younger.

No. 255514


No. 255556

File: 1649592952612.jpeg (7.14 KB, 310x163, hold steady.jpeg)

Craig Finn, the singer of the Hold Steady.
I've only seen videos of him playing, but there's something about his voice and body movements I am attracted too.

No. 255595

File: 1649610440053.jpeg (1.29 MB, 2000x1333, 670C6FC2-AC74-429A-8F6F-4159A7…)

love him so much

No. 255597

>>255595
JESSE PINKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 255598

>>255595
I could save him I could change him he deserved so much better

No. 255599

>>255595
This one goes out to the big foreheaded bitches out there

No. 255610

>>255595
Same. The whole show is such good suffering porn. I love the way he cries. Poor, cute, little Jesse.

No. 255627

File: 1649622603000.jpg (88.81 KB, 1024x683, yuki.jpg)

yuki ishikawa

No. 255630

>>254703
ew. I haven't seen his videos in years but I remember that he was a bit of a /pol/tard and as much as a coomer as the average ani-tuber, if my memory serves correct. His recent Halo vid isn't particularly funny or interesting and his voice is mediocre

No. 255646

File: 1649628265731.jpg (140.78 KB, 1024x1365, susu.jpg)

susumu hirasawa

No. 255662

File: 1649632142769.jpg (11.96 KB, 336x188, hqdefault.jpg)

i cant get liquid chris out of my head

No. 255673

>>255662
Isn't he an actual licensed doctor now?

No. 255676

File: 1649635733044.jpg (8.41 KB, 336x188, 77vbnt.jpg)

>>255673
yup, and also ugly as fuck. but that's a given

No. 255697

File: 1649644481869.gif (3.33 MB, 496x498, B7B33519-D034-467E-9D16-C870FB…)

is Kramer valid or no?

No. 255701

File: 1649645986024.jpg (19.39 KB, 360x360, CBoyardee.jpg)

I would literally date cboyardee if I could.
His humor is just my type. We're already mutuals on one social media site, but he's been inactive for 5 years. It'll never happen unless I start lurking.

No. 255702

>>255701
i know someone who like that w/o glasses at 18

No. 255705

>>255662
Fuck yes, anon. Same

No. 255708

File: 1649647375690.jpeg (135.42 KB, 1536x1024, C4528AD1-7070-4BFD-A3F8-7C107E…)

>>254661
What has my life become that I want to watch this stupid series just to see beardless Leto. He looks like how Jake G wishes he looked

No. 255711

>>255697
I've seen anons post Jerry in here so yeah. At least nobody's posted Newman yet.

No. 255715

>>255662
Was Liquid Chris actually dating Kacey? If so, what a waste… although I guess he's ugly now so it doesn't matter.

No. 255741

File: 1649655419014.jpg (52.6 KB, 425x436, 85eng4pvems81.jpg)

I am so attracted to joey of king gizzard especially with this specific look

No. 255753

>>255662
>>255676
These belong in the danofag thread, they're basically clones

No. 255784

JG Thirlwell is so perfect nonnas…I've watched this video so many times it's embarrassing to admit

No. 255785

>>255784
wooooow i almost forgot about jg thirlwell. i can kind of see it. i prefer rowland s howard but i can see it

No. 255787

>>254699
>someone on here has a dad who is younger than Jared Leto

If I didn’t feel like an oldfag before, I sure do now. Sage for being irrelevant.

No. 255789

>>254084
>>254085
>>254086
I always thought he had the coolest look. I love how his hair is naturally multicolored (or was, at least). He’s too skinny for me though, and this is coming from someone who likes skinny dudes.

No. 255798

>>255715
i believe they got married and later divorced. i cant decide if he was too cute for kacey or if they were perfectly ugly together. he was probably never really a looker, the low quality webcam did most of the heavy lifting.

No. 255815

>>255741
Is he a lizard wizard though

No. 255833

>>255787
Eh hes technically old enough to have been a dad. I'm in my mid 20s and he could've fathered me.

Leto should really run into the white male druggie wall now that he's over 50 though. My hypothesis is still that the drugs will catch up to him ala JD or JC, the only man who avoided this fate was RDJ when he stopped doing drugs

No. 255836

>>255753
lol

>>255833
He's already looking strange, for lack of a better word, maybe he's had work done. Genetics is on his side though, his mother looks fantastic.

No. 255848

File: 1649708364444.jpeg (116.17 KB, 713x1000, 0CF96899-EA9D-4C0C-A890-ACF517…)

>>255836
There's no way he hasn't done botox or filler like any other old man in Hollywood. Wouldn't hurt for him to layoff a bit and let some wrinkles form. He'd just look like an older version of himself and avoid excessive filler sag if he lets himself wrinkle a bit. The only reason why I consciously wish he'd hit the wall is him being a shitty person

Until today I had never seen his mom before! She's gorgeous

No. 255852

>>255785
rowland is also top tier, based anon

No. 255860

>>255815
i'd wizard his lizard for sure

No. 255864

>>255134
He looks like a hot frankenstein

No. 255875

File: 1649720634198.jpg (79.24 KB, 474x713, 2bd72d5346bf6d93fc439328909c60…)

>>255134
michael shannon is one of my ultimates. i love him. bless you for posting him. he's fucking beautiful in the weirdest way and i find him so incredibly sexy. he's got that raw energy which makes me think he'd be an absolute psycho in bed.

No. 255878

File: 1649721562745.jpeg (55.83 KB, 1280x720, 0CD3A651-C520-4DE6-B3D7-D148AD…)

nonnies I’m rewatching xfiles and how did I not realize how hot skinner was before.. goddamn

No. 255883

>>254084
oh god same, excellent taste. I don’t know what it is about him he’s just perfect. I named my tumblr after a WEEP song back in the day kek. Mors Syphilitica Eric is the cringy vampire of my dreams

>>255595
Absolutely 100%. The guy I’m with now reminds me so much of him, little punk ass but extremely affection starved / clingy

No. 255884

>>255878
What the fuck anon, same here! He looks really fit, he has that chris meloni ass thing going for him and he has a weird sexual tension with mulder in s2 idefk

No. 255893

File: 1649728767735.jpeg (472.18 KB, 1912x800, 8C67AB8A-B5B6-4200-8D90-B25980…)

he’s really very cute

No. 255897

>>255701
This guy is unfortunately exactly my type.

No. 255900

>>255878
omg i'm watching through the series rn too! when he takes off his glasses for the first time i was shook. and mulder/david duchovney always looks and sounds like he's just about to jump bones

No. 255902

>>255893
Feel like pure shit just want him back

No. 255907

File: 1649735350356.jpg (187.92 KB, 423x594, T._J._Miller.jpg)

Alright nonnies, here is mine: TJ Miller. I feel like he gives good dick, plus I like em husky. He's sexy

No. 255974

File: 1649758396604.jpg (390.64 KB, 1280x1707, Tsurumi_Shingo_5.jpg)

He's really hot IMO but considering the role that introduced me to him… well

No. 255977

File: 1649758877773.jpg (23.53 KB, 300x300, ab6775700000ee8505097afae8e88e…)

>>255974
based nonnie
picrel is ryosuke horii, a yakuza designer/director most notably credited for brainstorming the karaoke minigames

No. 255983

>>255893
where is this from?

No. 255988

File: 1649766805135.jpeg (190.38 KB, 715x528, A099032C-6A06-4EB7-BAA2-350659…)


No. 255990

File: 1649767883796.jpeg (190.47 KB, 2048x1024, B2C29153-46E4-4971-B078-539AB5…)

>>255983
licorice pizza

No. 255993


No. 255997

>>255990
This one of those normalizing pedo movies… The main character is supposed to be 15 and fucking a woman in her 20s

No. 255998

File: 1649771901841.jpeg (137.83 KB, 1600x898, AED64976-0A35-41B8-9F73-CD6549…)

>>255997
idc he’s 18 irl & cute

No. 256007


No. 256019

>>255998
He looks ftm. You can't toss a brick in a mall without hitting one of these fat mouthbreathing boys whose greatest wish is being a twitch streamer. Some of you have truly tragic taste smh

No. 256024

File: 1649780417471.jpeg (45.71 KB, 1200x492, 1AFD33D3-2E77-45EF-BE47-44CA0E…)

>>256019
wtf, he does not look ftm. i just like average looking guys

No. 256025

File: 1649780594643.png (1.6 MB, 808x1062, Screenshot 2022-04-12 at 12.22…)

nonas I'm so sorry but this absolute walking Ratatouille caricature-lookin dweeb has a piece of my heart. I want him to make me an eggplant parm.

No. 256026

>>256025
Honestly I get it. I fucking love dudes with big distinctive noses and idk why.

No. 256027

>>255907
He has literal brain damage, nona

No. 256032

>>255851
I don't even follow cwc shit but would

No. 256033

File: 1649782376796.jpg (46.6 KB, 1200x800, 13-3-9655616.jpg)

Far-right populist politician from my country. I hate his shitty politics and disgusting scrote opinions, but something about his early scientific career as a researcher of fucking Church Slavonic of all topics is insanely attractive to me coupled with the nerdy looks. Now he's too old for me though, but he looked good when he was younger. Also the fact that his braindead scrote followers unironically call him master just makes it even better.

No. 256034

>>256033
this is one of the worst posts ITT by far.

No. 256035

>>256034
>she hasn't seen the lennon post

No. 256038

>>256033
This is a corpse being propped up

No. 256039

>>256035
is it this or last thread, anon?

No. 256040

File: 1649784615250.jpg (117.25 KB, 500x482, tumblr_7809e689fd88db2259a8c1f…)

Would obliterate this twink

No. 256041


No. 256054

>>256035
Idk. Epstein-Chan and Saville anon are worst imo. At least contributed some positive things to society.

No. 256071

File: 1649796146584.jpg (154.74 KB, 1024x1009, 0xm68kw0xt521.jpg)

Why did no one tell me he was hot

No. 256075

>>256071
because he wasn't

No. 256082

>>256071
>>249941

Who is that

No. 256085

File: 1649799647607.jpg (12.83 KB, 263x299, 5dc1081c69abc486dfbf1ed592a6d0…)

Groucho Marx, old or young. He looks a bit like that gay fella that used to vlog about being a spoiled brat in new york. Can't remember his name but I see him everytime I see a young Groucho, such a shame..

No. 256087

>>255897
The way he looks and how his voice sounds, paired with his personality filled with weird interests, I love it so much

No. 256091

>>256082
first is gilbert gottfried (young) and the other one is steve jobs (young)

No. 256115

>>256024
Nona, I literally know a ftm who looks exactly like him but with shorter hair. Receive your L

No. 256116

>>256085
charles gross…kek

No. 256129

>>256085
Bring back 2.5 inch shirt collars NOW!!!! Reeeee!!!!!

No. 256140

File: 1649825209346.jpeg (89.34 KB, 676x800, BC636C3D-9C22-4F46-9129-B98D1C…)

kasparyan… my right hand arm man… my everything… my confidant… my best friend… my silly rabbit…

No. 256160

File: 1649835506079.png (2.66 MB, 1334x750, 9A44D21C-3E99-4577-A4CB-D87994…)

he is ugly as sin but i am weirdly drawn to his voice and often imagine doing inexplicable things to him whenever he whines while playing clunky retro nancy drew games.

No. 256163

File: 1649841899618.jpg (63.47 KB, 735x489, kino.jpg)

>>256140
i would kill to be joanna stingray

No. 256165

>>256160
i read in a comment that he said he was gay on his blog and has a boyfriend, but i never checked if that was true

No. 256202

File: 1649858974097.jpeg (63.79 KB, 450x400, iu-133.jpeg)

(sorry for the doublepost, dropped the pic like a retard) The upper right one and the upper middle ones have my heart. I worked at a hardware store when I was aa teenager and all the Slavs were so nice, I've had a thing for tracksuit wearing vodka drinking Slav workmen ever since. God there was this Slav dude I used to work with who was actually really nice and funny, I wish we'd kept contact or at least nailed.

No. 256204

>>256071
holy shit i thought that was obama

No. 256205

>>256202
same nonny, slavs are super nice and funny. The only problem is that they have been brought up in a very misogynistic culture and tend to be violent within relationships. In a perfect world we'll all have super cute, fit, hardworking slav boyfriends.

No. 256206

File: 1649860000814.jpg (18.33 KB, 354x268, Skinner.jpg)

>>255878
Yes ma'am

No. 256208

>>256205
Right? They never complain either, when I worked there not once did a Slav complain (and I worked a lot of hours for being a teenager, like 30 a week so I knew what went on there). The sexism thing is very true though, which is a real turn off. Too bad their dark hair and big noses and round faces and cute accents are just to die for. I pray you and me find non-sexist gopnik workmen boyfriends one day nonita ♥ I have the equivalent of gopniks in my city, all over the place. Except they're all muslims which is even worse. Arab men are something too though.. But I will shut up before someone thinks I'm racebaiting lol.

No. 256212

>>256202
how come they always shave their hair

No. 256213

File: 1649864095121.gif (6.01 MB, 540x405, 2DFDBF4F-334B-4645-8424-2D4FD4…)

fuck…..

No. 256215

File: 1649864886694.gif (1.05 MB, 500x323, 4833835858358.gif)

>>256213
they were all quite cute in a hard days night

No. 256216

File: 1649864930183.gif (1.64 MB, 500x306, decef8aff76639e07c50aa3272aee4…)

>>256215
samefag, i think george harrison was the cutest

No. 256228

>>256213
FUCK OFF
>>256216
This is ok.

No. 256229

File: 1649866977686.jpg (45.79 KB, 418x500, pinspple.jpg)

>>256213
>alan white on drums
He looks cute there, I like Alan White, but I bet he's the one who brought hard drugs into the Yes studio and made Steve Howe upset. But I bet it's LENNON who introduced him to such drugs so actually it's Lennon's fault, as all things are.

No. 256249

>>256160
agree that moose is a qt. I miss his short hair era

>>256165
he is gay, I think him and the boyfriend are still together too. he seems happy and doesn't really exhibit any cow behaviour so good for them!

No. 256269

>>256212
To escape drug tests, duh.

No. 256303

File: 1649882578559.jpg (41.75 KB, 564x423, 17c1651ef45afec896ef9d6850f9c5…)

>>256208
>I pray you and me find non-sexist gopnik workmen boyfriends one day nonita ♥
me too nonny, me too ♥

No. 256310

File: 1649884512661.png (443.17 KB, 596x466, Schermafbeelding 2022-04-13 om…)

>>256303
This pic is so cute! If there's ever a lc meetup and we're somehow both there we should wear adidas tracksuits and plan a double date with some after lol. Man, I should go work in that hardware store again and just hit on all of the Slavs..

No. 256325

File: 1649889571856.jpg (53.34 KB, 564x564, dfe00cb1438d9913cf81290208593f…)

He seems like such a sensitive little bitch I'd love to sit down with him and just talk feelings. He has bunch of weird fetishes though. And looks like shit these days. Waste of a man..

No. 256330

File: 1649890652537.jpg (228.31 KB, 1500x800, louiam.jpg)

I want a threesome but also to be cuddled and kissed by Liam and Louis from 1D. Harry and Zayn are overrated and don't have that kind of raw masculinity and we all know Niall is basically just some guy. Is this even that unconventional?

No. 256343

>>250303
catching up with the new thread and I… finally get the tuckeranons. I'm having to stay with my parents for a little bit and they watch him and yesterday when he was doing a fake laugh for whatever he was talking about.

I understand it now and I hate myself a little bit now.

No. 256373

File: 1649914468201.jpg (25.42 KB, 441x334, c3c9e2e00f25fe86f0a6ccd7d27d11…)

>>256310
oh my god nonny, I'll screenshot this so I don't forget to look for you in our gopnik ensemble!! Let's find ourselves a couple of cute slavs after the meet up.

No. 256402

>>256330
>Harry and Zayn are overrated and don't have that kind of raw masculinity
>those gay faces in the picrel
what did she mean by this

No. 256405


No. 256419

>>256215
Queerbaiting existed in the 1960s? Were Beatles fans the original fujos?

No. 256430

File: 1649944935844.jpg (86.05 KB, 696x964, ll.jpg)

>>256402
Liam (left) is the masculinity I'm talking about. He isn't American so doesn't need to be 7 foot tall and full of steroids to show people that he's manly. Louis has a softer look that isn't manufactured for woke points the way Harry's is.

No. 256446


No. 256447

>>256373
Hahaha let's go nonnatella!

No. 256454

>>256325
whomst've?

No. 256502

Got vid rel in my recommendations. Never heard of Aitch before but he seems cute

No. 256508

>>256502
I think he's cute too. Not ashamed to say he's exactly my type as well. I'm a council estate britfag though so men like this are pretty common where I live thank god

No. 256528

File: 1649986040087.jpg (130.97 KB, 540x810, tumblr_inline_p319wiir0x1s9on4…)

Yungblud is so hot when he isn't greasy and covered in shitty makeup. I want his giant mouth all over me.

No. 256529

>>256528
I thought that was Harry Styles

No. 256545

File: 1649993603496.jpeg (257.55 KB, 1080x1920, 4C1322F1-7BFF-4790-BD96-52712F…)

Tbqh he’s a little young for me but 10/10 would let him take shelter in my plane here in burger land

No. 256546

>>256545
Place not plane wish I was that rich kek

No. 256547

>>256071
He and his wife always seemed very loving and close. It’s sad that he died early.

No. 256548

>>256545
How does this dude look so radically different every time I see him?

No. 256550

File: 1649994221070.jpeg (71.17 KB, 960x1280, 294FFE62-BE63-462A-A2E0-5B92BE…)

>>256548
he’s been changing his facial hair recently? He has the kind of face that looks drastically different depending on the facial hair/angles i like them all kill me

No. 256607

>>256550
He has scary dead eyes.

No. 256656

File: 1650048209925.jpg (277.06 KB, 833x1250, looks at noodles.jpg)

>>255875
the despondent mustache ramen look is really getting to me today

No. 256677

>>256545
aw nona i get it. seems like he’d be a nice bf and one of the few men on youtube i can actually watch.

No. 256713

>>255884
>>255900
>>256206
https://youtu.be/GOTiL_bF7_g

I found this account and pls nonna if you are here take me with you on your MP stalking adventures kek

No. 256726

File: 1650083744182.jpeg (55.99 KB, 720x1280, 63B0B454-B59F-4EE6-AAC3-D36649…)

I’m fucking obsessed with this retard from tiktok, I regularly fantasize about buying a trailer with him and chainsmoking out front on lawn chairs drinking light beer all day. I have an insane weakness for trashy southern dudes that look like serial killers kek please help me I’m miserable

No. 256738

I think he looks better now honestly

No. 256739

>>252450
Honestly I think he looks better now

No. 256742

>>254127
I can't deny he's super cute - or actually between cute and handsome, and he's very tall

No. 256779

>>256726
I have a massive thing for trailer trash types too, you're not alone nonna ♥ All the ones I ever met were super down to earth and didn't look weird at you no matter what you did, if you're considered 'trash' you're probably just really chill and like to have fun and then you have the violent crackhead variety, those I like less for obvious reasons

No. 256781

File: 1650116531715.jpg (103.79 KB, 500x683, frenchcon-main1.jpg)

Gene Hackman, I don't get it.

No. 256782

File: 1650116653569.jpg (49.68 KB, 846x473, night-moves-1975-002-gene-hack…)


No. 256791

>>256739
He looks like someone's great-great-great grandfather now.

No. 256812

File: 1650128094413.jpg (55.15 KB, 863x487, bonnieclydegenehackman.jpg)


No. 256826

File: 1650138553794.jpeg (70.53 KB, 640x800, 477B0A42-D7CE-4EFB-B692-724220…)

i’m like 3 years late but i see it now

No. 256828

File: 1650138953018.jpg (243.57 KB, 1600x900, 170320155526-neil-gorsuch-hear…)

soulless ghoul with annoying opinions

No. 256855

File: 1650155291922.jpeg (70.74 KB, 1024x577, iu-135.jpeg)

I always thought he looked like a pig but I recently started listening to his music and I'm kind of in love with him now. Fuck.

No. 256871

>>256855
this man has never tasted water

No. 256877

>>256871
Facts.

No. 256881

File: 1650172617708.jpeg (191.55 KB, 1072x1608, BBEBC8AB-1198-4F87-BABC-049738…)

>>256779
Omg I love you nonnie! I agree, I love me a down to earth, hard working trailer trash man. I find them to be much kinder and easy to talk to than most other types. And they usually call me “ma’am” and say “yes ma’am” which I love kek. I hope we both find sweet, loving hick men (that don’t do crack lol)
Picrel, my ultimate redneck husbando

No. 256897

File: 1650179718374.jpg (279.62 KB, 1344x1879, ricky.jpg)

>>256881
Different type, but this is my fav fictional trailer trash man

No. 256905

>>256897
same. maybe because I’m Canadian and grew up pretty white trash idgaf, would eat 9 cans of ravioli with

No. 256909

>>256905
Lmao same. He was wayyyy better than most men I grew up around.

No. 256957

File: 1650206623055.jpg (97.65 KB, 500x667, tumblr_inline_n4580ej2bQ1s4ac4…)

I would suck on Kuroda-san's armpit hair.

No. 256958

File: 1650206713055.jpeg (116.8 KB, 675x1036, A89EC88C-D548-4C5F-9C62-A99F6C…)

i do apologize once again

No. 256959

>>256958
why did they shoop his hairline so weird

No. 256970

File: 1650214285860.jpg (68.26 KB, 483x748, tumblr_ogm5prnmBK1umpjmwo1_500…)

I just feel like we'd get along it's not fair

No. 257036

File: 1650248202137.png (105.96 KB, 303x329, Schermafbeelding 2022-04-18 om…)

The anons in the attractive men thread are ruthless so since he's from some wannabe emo band I'll post him here, he's too cute!

No. 257037

>>257036
well he's not really conventional looking, maybe average at most. looks kinda smelly too tbh.

No. 257039

File: 1650249446767.jpeg (50.27 KB, 555x640, iu-136.jpeg)

>>257037
Ay don't say that nonna, look what a cutie!

No. 257059

File: 1650261763710.jpg (351.09 KB, 1252x1252, i am not attracted to virgil t…)

He is so fucking gross but he's cute I'm so sorry

No. 257061

File: 1650262670278.png (786.04 KB, 1200x630, 158cc760-c9c5-11eb-a7a8-c3a958…)

>>257059
He looks like paul dano and filthy frank had a child

No. 257065

>>257059
you posted almost the exact same post already like months ago. virgil texas selfposting itt. farmers don't want to fuck you virgil, cut off your dick, you aged, average looking predator.

No. 257094

File: 1650276744126.jpg (23.78 KB, 250x365, K1y7gir2sex31.jpg)

Don't know if there's any LPOTL fans here. I've always had a bit of a crush on Marcus Parks because of his voice and ghoulish charm, but then recently I saw this pic of him when he was young and…nonas my teenage self would've been all over him.

No. 257098

>>257094
he’s very attractive to me. i love skinny guys with crazy eyes

No. 257107

File: 1650281780974.jpg (2.21 MB, 4224x3136, Null11.jpg)


No. 257108

File: 1650282702426.jpg (28.62 KB, 640x360, arcIpY6ZGDo0_640x360.jpg)

For me, it's Woozuh from Nick Fuentes' friend group.

>so white he looks albino

>long anime boy hair
>racist and sexist because he is vulnerable and lonely and wants attention

He's just Lucius Malfoy IRL. I kind of wish I was black so he could call me the n word in bed.

No. 257110

>>257108
>I kind of wish I was black so he could call me the n word in bed
Huh?

No. 257111

>>257108
is that his real hair color, or does he bleach it to look whiter (kek)? I thought it was impossible for non albinos to have white hair

No. 257112

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>>257110
I think I developed a race play fetish. The thought of a black girl dating an attractive white supremacist and fixing his broken brain through the power of love is weirdly hot.

No. 257116

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>>257111
He probably bleaches it but there's people in Northern Europe who have nearly white hair naturally. It's rare outside Europe though.

No. 257117

All of the men in this thread are either Euros or conventionally attractive. The “uglier” ones are average at worst.

No. 257124

>>257112
Kill yourself anon

No. 257126

>>257117
It's unconventional but still men anons are attracted to. Truly ugly men won't find women that'll be interested in them. Same for women, unique features can make women unconventionally attractive but ugly women won't be considered beautiful by anyone.

No. 257131

File: 1650287617170.jpeg (38.15 KB, 415x739, images.jpeg)

the aot ending was the biggest disappointment i experienced in 2021 and id still do him

No. 257133

File: 1650288172929.jpg (117.43 KB, 540x675, tumblr_c4d1ac6f6146a4a4ea7e84a…)

anything4views is pretty awful as a person but I think he's incredibly cute and I refuse to be sorry for it any longer

No. 257137

File: 1650288606239.jpg (28.86 KB, 768x586, Maxmoefoe.jpg)

>>257133
Agreed nonny, I also think young max was very cute

No. 257138

>>257094
not just you! marcus has always had my heart. ben is cute too but there's something about marcus and his genuine excitement about his hobbies and interests that drew me in.

No. 257144

File: 1650291916020.png (2.01 MB, 940x1020, sdfasdfasfsafdasd23421.png)

>>257137
modern late-20's max isn't too bad himself, kinda got a grimy "average man at a gas station" vibe to him but he's alright

No. 257149

>>257131
he's a nazi sympathizer

No. 257153

>>257144
>late-20's
He's cute in a scruffy way but he's hiding a receding hairline under that beanie.

No. 257178

>>257117
>>257126
this thread also includes shameful attractions as well (as in men who are awful people/done terrible things, regardless of looks, that's why there's some conventional ones too). i feel like the original thread title got the point across better tbh

No. 257182

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I hate that I like him so much. It's hell and there's no way out.

No. 257187

>>257144
this is an older photo hes so fat with alcholism
bloat now… i agree he is attractive but at least use a more recent pic… him cutting his long hair recently was a mistake… not even touching the anon who said theyre attracted to chad.

No. 257188

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>>257153
>he's hiding a receding hairline under that beanie
look I gotta defend this unkempt moid real quick, this is from the recent cold ones, his hairline is nice and unreceding

No. 257190

File: 1650303837468.png (2.41 MB, 900x1076, 13223980s8.png)

>>257187
if someone can come in here and say null kiwifarms is cute I can think chad is cute this is the hill I choose to die on

No. 257193

>>257190
i didnt wanna interact with the bait/retardism but you right… i do prefer chad with the cornrows/braids for some reason? looks better than when its all greasy in the bun to me.

No. 257196

File: 1650304547553.png (1.14 MB, 802x697, maxandchad.png)

>>257193
I prefer him with his hair completely down tbh

No. 257208

>>257182
I sent him nudes once. It's kind of hot to think he saw me naked.

No. 257209

>>257208
Did he ever repost them like how his site's userbase repost anons pics from here?

No. 257211

>>257188
I love Cold Ones with Deez and Chad from Joji!!!

No. 257212

File: 1650307387263.jpg (30.02 KB, 469x720, Elliot-Rodger_FB-Selfie.jpg)

>>257117
Do happas count as not Euro? If he hadn't been a mental trainwreck, Elliot Rodgers would have been marriage material.

No. 257214

>>257212
his eyes are so far apart tho, he's got that hammerhead shark syndrome that null and venti have

No. 257217

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>>257208
anon… kek though, i wonder how he really feels about his groupies. like is he flattered or concerned or both

No. 257220

>>257212
He looked like a flaming faggot and I'm surprised he didn't choose to end his inceldom with a man

No. 257221

File: 1650308750156.jpg (17.18 KB, 474x266, OIP.jpg)

>>257182
who is he and why is he trying to look like a troon's attempt at appearing as an anime girl

No. 257225

>>257182
Is the fucking jersh lmfao
I'll have to say his voice is pleasing to me. I like dudes with Michael Cera tier tenor voices.

No. 257227

>>257217
He bragged about it on chat afterwards, he was flattered. I was the second girl to send him nudes that day. I fapped to his reaction, desu

No. 257228

>>257182
literally just go to your local university's computer science buildings/library/whatever and you'll find dozens of him
>>257227
oh gross anon. i wonder how many of you are trannies

No. 257231

File: 1650310656649.png (958.83 KB, 740x732, racistsenpai.png)

>>257111
It's bleached. You can see brown roots in some pictures.

No. 257232

Recently found out about him through >>257108 and does anyone else get Ben Shapiro vibes? I know that there're Shapirofags here and I was wondering what their thoughts were on this. He has a little robotic voice a part of me wants to see him get femdom'd. I'd imagine him begging to be allowed to cum would be cute

No. 257234

File: 1650311013273.png (872.83 KB, 1053x720, catboykami.png)

>>257232
There's a very real chance Nick might have gotten dommed by Catboy Kami, his gay lover from a few years back.

No. 257236

>>257231
thanks anon, that's what I thought. disappointing and cringe

No. 257245

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>>257234
they have definitely explored each others bodies
catboy kami is so cute, shame he's such a fucking degenerate

No. 257255

File: 1650313141774.jpg (121.32 KB, 1280x720, haymaker.jpg)

>>257112
I'm half black and I have that fetish as well, but only for buff skinhead racist dudes, not overly online meme obsessed racists like you mentioned, anyway here's my contribution to this thread

No. 257284

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Do you think Jewsh is a virgin? I wonder what his cum tastes like.

No. 257295

>>257284
this feels like a selfpost

No. 257307

File: 1650318012116.jpg (170.24 KB, 1000x563, blade-runner2.jpg)

tears in rain

No. 257324

>>257295
I hope so. That would mean he's reading our hornyposting. Null I am fertile and ready for marriage.

No. 257329

>>257295
i don't think he would selfpost but we know for a fact that kiwitards read and cap this board in particular so it's probably one of them

No. 257333

File: 1650323655177.jpg (78.39 KB, 800x482, resized_99263-chappie_04514_rg…)

He's so my type, that movie kinda traumatized me back then but i still have a soft spot for him

No. 257335

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No. 257336

File: 1650324394524.gif (2.94 MB, 380x380, tumblr_2bac83f41f8d359506c6158…)

Molinanon reporting in

No. 257337

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No. 257339

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he was a huge womanizer and alcoholic but I can't help but love eccentric musicians

No. 257341

>>257339
I’m sorry nonnie but he looks like chloe sevingy

No. 257343

>>257339
Post his music then.

No. 257349

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>>257339
was just thinking about him, where’s lennonanon they kinda have the same look style wise

No. 257356

>>257349
No more lennonanon! Post your ugly man's music.

No. 257357

>>257336
oh fuck, he does something to me.

No. 257358

File: 1650332938266.jpg (Spoiler Image,87.09 KB, 1024x1002, ECw5NJOXYAAg5JR.jpg)

>>257133
have you seen his nudes? I accidentally came across them, which made me lose any attraction I had to him (this was before I found out he was a terrible person)

No. 257361

>>257358
That's a nice pp for a chunky boi.

No. 257362

File: 1650333363157.jpeg (338.31 KB, 1174x1600, 1_a2RAcPwPxXluK_k30-45PQ.jpeg)

Josef Stalin

No. 257363

>>257358
Nonna I watched him fuck a piece of clay on cold ones and I'm still attracted to him. Ride or die.

No. 257372

File: 1650336680368.jpg (159.5 KB, 1600x1080, UUvBS.jpg)

>>257362
I doubt that photo is accurate. It was definitely edited. This is closer to what he actually looked like.

No. 257373

>>257358
i have to learn to read the caption before clicking spoilered images, jfc

No. 257381

>>257361
umm literally where? like actually where

No. 257389

File: 1650349141563.jpg (56.54 KB, 464x571, 1233.JPG)

>>257255
>>257112
I got this fetish from looking at HellOnEarthIII's art.. I have also always been weirdly attracted to pic related and only just yesterday found out it's from a whole-ass movie that I need to go watch now.

No. 257390

>>257389
i hate this picture and is the movie supposed to be groundbreaking by suggesting racist men could be attracted to women of other races despite being racists? they typically are, it's a huge part of history and isn't surprising

No. 257391

>>257389
She's beautiful and he's ugly too ew. Most racist men view women of different races like dome exotic food they can try out, their attraction is worthless and please don't fall for it. Some are even ashamed they find black/brown/etc. women more beautiful and that only fuels their racism. >>257390 is right.(race sperging)

No. 257392

>>257361
It's a literal microdick anon kek

No. 257403

>>257391
Depends on the racist and how seriously they take their ideology.

Some of them are like white progressives with a different vocabulary. To those guys, "I hate (insert group)" can means "I hate (behavior that is often found in a culture related to that group). They're just too low class to realize antiracists don't like gangbangers either.(derailing)

No. 257408

>>257403
Are you literally defending your white supremacist hate groups? Go back to /pol/ and see the crimes and assaults they fantasize about committing.

No. 257412

>>257403
with all due respect, grow up. this is so hilariously delusional and incorrect. their lives are literally molded around hatred for specific groups. not to say people can't be de-radicalized, possibly, but even the most hardcore racists can, have, and do, fuck women of other races and it cause 0 change to their horrid belief systems

No. 257416

I wouldn't date a nazi, but the idea of dominating one and forcing him to convert to Judaism is kind of hot.

No. 257430

nothing makes me more ashamed of being a woman than other woman deluding themselves that they can change shitty men

No. 257434

>>257329
how do we know tho? like where do they post it?

No. 257438

>>257358
i literally cannot understand whats going on with his balls they look so weird is it cuz he's obese or because his pp is so small? im so confused by this image it is now burned into my brain. i regret unspoilering. anyone have maxs dick?

No. 257440

>>257358
Gross. His peen looks like a thumb.
You nonnies are so weird sometimes, but I love you anyway.

No. 257442

>>257188
i always liked max, during the cc days too, but then he gained weight and looked like he didn't care anymore, but i think he has lost weight and looks alot better recently
>>257358
kek

No. 257454

>>257363
So you're a patron, huh.

No. 257471

>>257336
>>257337
he looks good here, what movie is this? I recently watched No Way Home and I gotta say him and Dafoe stole the show

No. 257478

>>257434
they have a thread about this site, look it up

No. 257484

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>>257341
kek he really does in that pic. he looks better with a beard imo

>>257343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA this is his most famous song. he was a great composer and songwriter. he was so drug and booze addled though. he made pornos with random prostitutes his whole life and had his son clear out his collection before he died lol

No. 257491

>>257484
I am sorry for your loss (the pornos)

No. 257547

File: 1650421813266.jpeg (1.4 MB, 2142x2496, ACAB2C1B-8EEC-4758-A245-43A47B…)

Nonas his voice is so nice…

No. 257557

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such a shame he's abusive and horrible

No. 257559

>>257557

pics of him young I find really attractive but after I read his book I lost anything that was there

No. 257562

File: 1650433341314.gif (624.03 KB, 462x311, 5f8c65a4db2965360c36f5ec903f6f…)

him

No. 257567

File: 1650435675657.gif (2.86 MB, 352x251, 9F6D828F-EDB8-48E2-81D3-DF95D7…)

Didn’t even know who Mick Karn was until watching an interview he did with Peter Murphy. I think he’s stunning, in a unique type of way. He had such lovely eyes.

No. 257570

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london after midnight is so trashy and corny and i cant stop listening to it

No. 257571

>>257570
Based Sean Brennan appreciator. He has such a nice body. He looks good with and without makeup.

No. 257576

>>257567
That makeup looks great on him. Goth is so sexy.

No. 257629

>>257562
Who is this

No. 257639

>>257629
Trent Reznor from Nine inch Nails

No. 257641

File: 1650473714962.jpg (75.23 KB, 500x686, 8e8c91601a9bc5909e4e9cc3f33259…)

>>257629
trent reznor from nine inch nails.

>>257576
speaking of goth, is ville valo considered unconventional? I had a major crush on him (and bam margera kek) in high school. its such a shame HIM is such an awful band though lol

No. 257644

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>>257547
Oh lord, nonna, I thought I was the only one to drool over Dan Riskin. He is so handsome and smart, ugh. I still watch Monsters Inside Me and it’s in part because of him

>>257641
Ville looks so good in the video clip for Join me in death

No. 257671

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>>257644
>>257547
Absolute patrician taste. I watched monster inside me all the time as a kid and I’d always get all lovestruck when he’d show up on screen. Even if it was to talk about parasites…he’s honestly probably the reason I have such a thing for nerdy men

No. 257676

>>257641

i consider ville one of my few conventional celeb crushes like his beauty is undeniable. agree abt HIM tho

No. 257678

File: 1650482914219.jpg (151.4 KB, 819x1024, 31217495067_ebe2068284_b.jpg)

I want to sit on Curtis Yarvin's face.

No. 257680

File: 1650483264515.png (741.89 KB, 929x609, datesomecrime.png)

he used to be so cute

No. 257685

>>257547
>>257644
>>257671
Where the the hell were y'all ehen I posted him in one of the Impossible/Retarded Crushes threads??? lol

No. 257695

File: 1650488237083.jpg (323.44 KB, 827x1200, jcdjsdj.jpg)

Does he count as unconventional?

No. 257710

>>257695
His reputation is definitely shameful so I'd say he counts

No. 257752

>>257562
yes haha i love you, i love skinny 90s trent fr fr, muscular trent not so much

No. 257753

>>257358
umm wtf is that a micro penis?

No. 257754

File: 1650506763045.png (7.59 MB, 2436x1125, 32F7A2B5-7CDC-417E-B640-97E11F…)

is he unconventional?

No. 257755

>>257349
lennonchan checking in, that mans a CUTIE

No. 257770

>>257695
Anon get out of my head I just wanted to post him! He was so cute when he was younger.

No. 257771

File: 1650511902793.jpg (94.79 KB, 1316x1304, cooperrr.jpg)

Out of the blue, I had a dream about him last night. Dreamt he was at my highschool and for whatever reason, I sensed he was leaving in the next 5 seconds. I yelled out "I loved Twin Peaks!" and then his face lit up and he decided to stay. I remember chatting with him a little bit before he was taken on a tour of the school. I wish I could've manipulated that dream, I can do it in other dreams. (I also haven't finished watching the show yet lol)

No. 257772

>>257771
he’s just as handsome irl to this day (or at least before covid)

No. 257775

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No. 257779

File: 1650515051958.jpg (12.13 KB, 236x337, 34b238ddba77aef1bf917380c90695…)

i hate the french

No. 257781

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I would let Richard Spencer call me a N

No. 257782

>>257775

absolutely based taste, when he cut his hair, it was a loss for all mankind.

No. 257790

>>257779
godard unironically is the most normal out of european directors of the 60s/70s

No. 257791

>>257782
Oh my God i agree. His long hair was so vampire-like. He was so beautiful and handsome.
>>257781
I would kiss him while Depeche Mode plays in the background, he looks like he's gentle

No. 257798

>>257791
>he looks like he's gentle
anon he's a gay racist kek

No. 257839

>>257771
he is conventional!'

No. 257841

>>257781
A lipless noselet racist. I'm begging you to have more self respect.
>>257791
Nona don't bring Depeche Mode into this, they don't deserve it.

No. 257853

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>>257094
I have such a massive crush on Marcus. Pictures from his college radio days are A+++

Idk if you listen to his music podcast No Dogs In Space but he and his wife are the absolute cutest. Love their relationship so much.

No. 257865

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>>257695
I don't think the young version counts. He was quite pretty. I believe he was even mocked at for this in the early days of his career(?)

No. 257867

>>257865
Is this the pretty example.

No. 257876

>>257779
Based. He was kind of a qt
>>257781
Okay, I don't mind if some people find racist pieces of shit attractive, it happens sometimes, especially when you're not aware of that guy's reputation. But saying every time that you want them to call you racial slurs makes you sound like a scrote tbh.

No. 257880

>>257781
No black girl is going to date you moid quit cappin

No. 257882

>>257841
>Noselet
KEK

No. 257899

>>257710
He's not that bad.

No. 257902

File: 1650566123505.jpg (58.93 KB, 760x535, HApatrickbehindscenes.jpg)

>>257779
Yo wtf I have an unconventional crush who's in that exact same pose, picrel

No. 257918

File: 1650572260206.jpeg (49.21 KB, 594x396, Simon-Rex (1).jpeg)

i love his eyes

No. 257935


No. 257937

File: 1650576767908.jpeg (85.39 KB, 1280x720, https___bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa…)

So I wanted to look up american pro wrestling a few months ago to understand how such a campy strange form of entertainement is such a important part of pop culture

Now I got down a rabbit hole of strangly attractif studs.

No. 257939

File: 1650576868753.jpg (1.45 MB, 1905x2500, attachment-Foley.jpg)

>>257937
Mick Foley, such a sweet face and gorgeous hair

No. 257940

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>>257939
Spoilered for blood on face

No. 257942

File: 1650578062405.jpg (431.47 KB, 1200x1200, jake-the-snake-roberts-4.jpg)

I dont want to flood the thread so there the last couple of pics

Jake the snake was charming, still a great story teller to this day

No. 257943

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No. 257944

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>>257937
Kek I got into pro wrestling because of Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's They Live

No. 257968

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>>257937
wwe gorilla juiceheads are the best

No. 257974

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>>257935
Patrick McGoohan. He was an actor in the 50's, 60's, and 70's.

No. 257979

File: 1650593422574.png (1.13 MB, 847x1332, 0D2A5FB4-93A0-431B-A84F-339585…)

peter gabriel in 1972 with this weird trepanation-core haircut

No. 258010

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>>257968
I'm super jealous of his hair texture ngl. Take bleach like nothing and perfect for layered hairstyle.

No. 258017

File: 1650608709639.jpg (207.98 KB, 1290x854, ali_vazili.jpg)

Posting another wwe wrestler. I was surprised how he looked before the corny Iraninan villain persona. Ive seen better pics of him but can't find it anymore.

No. 258039

File: 1650617944142.jpg (1.72 MB, 3561x2374, 4DTOTN7KHJLI7KV46ZTSGXR3MQ.jpg)

sorry!

No. 258043

>>258023
>>258039
They kinda look alike. Both are very bird-like with the deep round eyes and beaky nose

No. 258102

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>>252421
Granpa be ripped an cool, he can get it

No. 258105

File: 1650646806205.jpg (1.22 MB, 2000x1270, Danny-Elfman-at-Coachella-2022…)

>>258102
the way them pectoral muscles bounced while he played the geetar

No. 258110

File: 1650647775106.jpeg (21 KB, 399x483, images.jpeg)

this hairline is unfortunate but young and feminine brian eno still does smth to me

No. 258114

>>257979
How about peter gabriel without the reverse mohawk, then we'll talk

No. 258115

Also, with all of these proggy and prog-adjacent new posts maybe some of you would like to sperg in the prog thread on /m/ wink wink, nudge nudge? >>>/m/194458

No. 258118

>>258105
He got them best man tiddies for a guy in his late 60s
The jiggling action was insane

No. 258162

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>>258114
i love rael gabriel too

No. 258172

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found some pic of the big show/Paul Wight at is wrestling debut. he was rather hot with the tan, especially for a guy with acromegaly.

No. 258173

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>>258172
Too bad he could not keep this look later on

No. 258174

>>258162
He looks so cool here.

No. 258177

File: 1650668312594.jpeg (228.68 KB, 796x1280, 7B37F2BE-79AC-40AF-902C-62DECF…)

>>258174
i quite love him

No. 258180

>>258177
A good pick of musician. Now this is what I like to see.

No. 258190

>>258177
This specific era Peter is just too good. But I liked his lawnmower mishap inspired haircut very much too.

No. 258209

>>257358
Women who are attracted to this thing have no self worth

No. 258328

File: 1650723837784.jpg (29.65 KB, 500x375, presentation-ou-charlotte-et-s…)


No. 258437

>>258017
A lot of middle eastern men are attractive and hunky when young. Young Gaddafi and Benjamin Netanyahu could get it. Too bad they age like shit.

Also off topic but his Twitter is hilarious.

No. 258450

>>258437
They truly do, at least their daughters tend to age better. I bet iron sheik could have aged much better without coke and gear.

Yes I love his twitter too! His interviews where hilarious too. I'm glad he is better now and spend great time with his lovely family.

No. 258458

>>258110
i'm sorry anon but he looks like every twitter agp ever. if i cover the fucked hairline with my hand i can sympathize with you though

No. 258459

>>258102
It's his tattoos that do it for me, all of them are aesthetic as hell

No. 258476

File: 1650758762792.jpg (29.21 KB, 465x392, ancient coomery.jpg)

>>258458
NTA but, well… he does/did have some AGP qualities. Apparently he was quite the coomer.

No. 258479

>>258105
Those are some great honkers, good god

No. 258493

>>258110
Brian Ohno, more like, kek (jk jk). When is this pic from? 'Cause he collabed on a song with a band I like back in the late 70's and I wonder if he showed up to the studio looking like this.

No. 258494

>>252779
AYRT (a fucking month late, rip), you got good taste.

No. 258499

File: 1650768171489.png (710.15 KB, 500x708, download.png)

>>258493
NTA but what band? He collabed with a lot of different bands in the 70's. Also yes he would have looked like that.

No. 258507

>>258499
Electric Light Orchestra (>>253029 was me lol), but y'know what? I just realized I'm talking shit, as is the one Youtube comment who claimed this on an ELO song. Nevermind kek

No. 258509

>>258507
Yeah he'd look really out of place in an ELO lineup

No. 258530

>>257942
>>257943
Ngl I would

No. 258537

File: 1650780945263.jpg (29.37 KB, 309x445, roberts_original.jpg)

>>258530
One more pic for you! Jake the snake didn't helped WWE look very straight at the time but we love I'm for it.

No. 258638

>>257567
>>258110
>>252421
elite taste weird new wave husbandos

No. 258643

>>258638
Brian Eno isn't really new wave he's ambient

No. 258700

File: 1650835978538.jpeg (875.95 KB, 1174x1700, 82182554-F4B7-4BF7-9AB4-F2120F…)

>>257567
Basedddd Mick is so cool i love his look! He also made sculptures and the other members of Japan are rlly good looking to

No. 258702

File: 1650835998870.jpeg (110.99 KB, 700x442, bald lol.jpeg)

>>258643
well his early stuff was certainly proto new wave and he'd go on to produce for several famous new wave bands and was overall very influential to the scene. but yeah by the time that new wave was at its peak he had long since abandoned pop and rock. sage for eno sperg

No. 258703

>>258702
I don't know his early stuff does not sound new wave to me and it was too early for new wave. I've no doubt he was influential to it though, he's very talented.

No. 258707

>>257232
>>257232
This is a character right? My standards for men are low but how does one reach this level of retardation?

No. 258746

>>257094
ben is the hot one. i want him to split me with is giant cock

No. 258750

File: 1650854194584.png (2.66 MB, 1094x1508, POS.png)

i would have the most fucked up hate sex with this stupid bitch

No. 258751


No. 258805

File: 1650882792764.jpg (97.92 KB, 1156x882, a4f68c9dbd3b3be7f14306367549ed…)

The other day there was an episode of the old 1984 Sherlock Holmes on TV and there is something really attractive to me about his deep set eyes and cold gaze

No. 258861

File: 1650906968782.jpg (1.21 MB, 2808x3510, _methode_times_prod_web_bin_21…)

I'd let him roll my rock iykwim

No. 258863

File: 1650907366377.jpg (44.16 KB, 395x619, d4b69bcc141abb9ee49532adc2bbac…)

>>258110
>>258476
>>258499
>>258702
anyone else think he looks like katya the drag queen (also real name brian)? i always thought they look alike and are both very hot.

No. 258864

File: 1650907558020.jpg (56.2 KB, 768x432, CLUB6vKVAAAy7Fk.jpg)

>>257944
da maniac?!?!?!? based tbh

No. 258865

>>258863
Yes, I was going to post something about it but I didn't know if anyone else would care/know Katya/think it was worth sharing.

No. 258867

>>258865
i can't help it because for some reason the video of him in drag dancing to the genitorturers version of "i touch myself" was a really weird bisexual awakening for me. no i'm not a scrote just kinda retarded.

No. 258869

>>258867
I appreciate your honesty.

No. 258872

File: 1650909974179.jpg (87.43 KB, 960x960, 45c27a40e3473902308eebe8f3747e…)


No. 258874

>>258750
He looks like the kind of guy who would be into that tbh

No. 258877

File: 1650911857388.jpg (554.67 KB, 1200x1943, picrelhausen.jpg)

>>258864
wrestler boyfriends!!!
mine is danhausen

No. 258889

>>257944
sage but I watched the movie because of your post, I almost never watch movies but it was nicely shot, loved the light/color ambience. Roddy Piper is not a bad actor at all!

No. 258946

File: 1650926969301.jpeg (1.18 MB, 3200x2134, 1281857407.jpeg)

he looks caveman levels of goofy with the facial hair but seems like a nice guy to hang out with overall

No. 258974

>>258946
who is this? he looks great

No. 258976

File: 1650933717979.jpeg (66.99 KB, 500x743, 1F89EFE4-A4A8-4BA1-8719-F0676E…)

>>249189
david lee roth… the original dr rockso… yeah im hot for every metalocalypse character

No. 258978

File: 1650933802992.jpeg (90.65 KB, 431x651, 30DD5DE4-0D20-4F96-BABF-09CD0B…)

>>258976
samefag but

No. 258979

File: 1650933924687.jpg (139.68 KB, 1200x768, pierre-gasly-drinking-abu-dhab…)

>>258974
pierre gasly

No. 258996

File: 1650938386900.png (174.46 KB, 500x281, tumblr_eae4b8bea0be0c161527c31…)

I don't give a fuck about Buzzfeed Unsolved, but I think Shane is really cute in his other videos where he and Ryan go to different places and eat a lot of food.

No. 259013

>>258805
>>258861
Great taste, both of you nonas… I think I posted the 1984 sherlock a few threads ago actually

No. 259014

>>257918
Highly recommend searching for videos from his pornstar days

No. 259015

>>258996
I always thought Shane was qt but what the fuck is up with his Hitler mustache in that pic?

No. 259026

>>258976
>>258978
oh my god..he's so UGLY. amazing, nona.

No. 259028

>>258996
haha he's like a mini-wozniak?

No. 259041

File: 1650952972267.jpg (129.68 KB, 1200x675, max checo.jpg)

>>258946
There's something about his eyes, the distance between them and slight squint that make him look a bit strange, but generally agreed. F1 is a goldmine for borderline conventional/unconventional attractive men. My unconventional favs are Checo and Max. Checo looks a bit like a chipmunk but kind and attainable, and Max looks great sometimes but others he looks like a sloth and the lisp is difficult to get over.

No. 259042

File: 1650953236645.jpg (57.14 KB, 996x560, Charles-Leclerc-and-Carlos-Sai…)

>>259041
Also Leclerc is definitely conventional, but Sainz is on the fence for me because he looks really beaky and goofy sometimes.

No. 259055

File: 1650960496473.jpg (61.73 KB, 564x1001, ef2fada686fbc9e2368c9f979f6f15…)

>>259042
What are you saying anon, Sainz is easily the most beautiful man on the track rn, it's ridiculous to think he's in any way or any angle unconventional
There's sth about Verstappen though for sure, as >>259041 says, I imagine on the first glance he's straight up ugly but there's that inexplicable weird appeal to him sometimes

No. 259083

>>259055
put him in a carlos oliveira cosplay NOW!!!

No. 259102

File: 1650978329672.jpg (58.55 KB, 1080x608, 3e1341c86d740cce413654ad001ba9…)

Not sure if he's unconventional irl but i'm only attracted to him in this specific role,i'm obsessed with this schizoid weirdo.

No. 259156

File: 1650996812131.jpg (438.09 KB, 1548x1196, Shane-McMahon.jpg)

To continue on the wrestling dudes, I do have to say I found young Shane mcmahon very attractive. There is something about the big brown eyes, dark hair and lovely fair skintone. He had nice pecs and look good in suit too, and is said to be a good guy to work with.

No. 259157

File: 1650996889388.jpg (69.83 KB, 642x722, b499b433ac70bd98baa3cf5ba4cf2f…)

>>259156
he got his daddy's bum too

No. 259159

>>259157
also he looked charming on this pic with Chyna
+ a clip where we can see some close up of him https://youtu. be/3TmAmkB-5-4?t=366
( spoiler because of muscle woman in skimpy dress )

No. 259172

File: 1651002946434.jpeg (51.34 KB, 780x520, A981ED38-2A9C-4533-8EF9-674C5B…)

>>259042
>>259055
I agree, Carlos is SO HOT it scares me. He does have a big nose but it would look weird smaller, all of his features are big so it’s balanced. Not to mention that he has amazing hair…
Leclerc is super conventional but also a cutie, and I love how expressive and silly he is. Ferrari’s lineup has gotta be the hottest on the grid.
Agree on Max, I’ve used him as an example of ugly hot before where he’s like objectively really weird looking but somehow the totality of his features is appealing
Those three, Alonso and Hamilton are my top 5 on the grid looks wise. Never been a Danny girl for some reason and Pierre looks like my cat lol but I kind of see the appeal

No. 259180

>>259172
But big noses are cute

No. 259187

File: 1651007186914.gif (6.79 MB, 540x500, ezgif-1-ee215612d5.gif)

>>259172
>>259055
I genuinely cannot find sainz uglier, his whole vibe is so off putting to me. I think it's because I'm a spanishfag and he reminds me of the guys I used to hate in highschool, but yeah I never understood what other see in him.
Max is really endearing, he looks a bit froggy sometimes but in a cute way. Dan used to look SO good during the redbull days imo, but he looks like crap now.
I've also always had a soft spot for kevin magnussen, but my f1 husbando will always be Mika Häkkinen

No. 259188

File: 1651007816161.jpg (85.97 KB, 640x471, will-smith-3.jpg)

My only sports crush is Will Smith. Dude is adorable and a great hitter. Shoutouts to the Dodgers baby love the Dodgers

No. 259193

File: 1651010753120.jpg (306.55 KB, 888x1214, Screenshot_20220426-180256_Fir…)

i can't even explain this one
it might just be the character

No. 259195

File: 1651011129122.jpeg (101.04 KB, 1023x682, 6C681D0F-AC55-4178-8952-C3E023…)

>>259180
I know, I like them too! Other nonnie mentioned it and I meant to say that sainz would look super weird with a small nose bc he has big eyes and a big mouth, I think his is cute
>>259187
AYRT and I’ve actually posted Mika on this thread - I find him insanely handsome, like a super Finnish looking dolph Lundgren type. I also love him as a driver/in interviews. I guess we can agree to disagree on Sainz!

No. 259196

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No. 259197

File: 1651011333507.jpeg (149.25 KB, 679x1020, 1883DCAE-AC2B-42F9-BECE-B31103…)

>>259195
Samefag but as I brought up Mika I had to mention the Iceman. He aged so badly as most baby-faced men do but this picture lives in my head rent free

No. 259200

File: 1651011905768.jpg (26.04 KB, 283x400, a13bbd1247c37a05_400x400ar.jpg)

>>259197
yess, Kimi used to look so good, too bad all the alcohol and god knows what else he did back in the day i catching up to him. His rally era is my favourite one.

No. 259201

File: 1651011969685.jpeg (97.32 KB, 1218x666, 5F90B925-67F8-42EC-84DD-1E7CA0…)

>>259188
>Shoutouts to the Dodgers baby love the Dodgers

No. 259212

>>259172
>for some reason and Pierre looks like my cat
lmao I'm so curious about your cat now

No. 259220

File: 1651020149736.jpeg (42.81 KB, 560x388, 256D3037-DF94-4067-BA59-974DC6…)

>>258861
his cats name was cigarette

No. 259248

File: 1651029081318.jpg (104.24 KB, 600x399, FGLvwbOXMAY2rSI.jpg)

>>259200
Rally Kimi is great.

No. 259260

File: 1651034549850.jpg (100.97 KB, 1000x750, camus2.jpg)

>>259220
I know he would probably cheat on me but, still, I would love to have a short-lived but passionate relationship with him.

No. 259264

File: 1651035706536.jpg (96.22 KB, 1200x630, imola-2022.jpg)

>>259041
>>259172
>>259187
hope we can all come together and agree lance stroll is the ugliest f1 driver currently.
semi-related but bottas is oddly charming and good on him for ditching mercedes but he should do something about that hairline.

No. 259282

File: 1651046515388.jpg (59.63 KB, 640x608, 924741bc381124ced44731f72c69e9…)

I wish we could go back to calling this thread "men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck"

Anyways I hate that this stupid fucker is so hot to me

No. 259290

>>118474
>>195072
>>195079
>>227982
>>228005
>>228007
>>228012
>>228013
>>228017
>>251434
>>228038
>>228042
>>177313
>>177782
I can't believe I'm typing this, but I'm an Ezrafag in denial.

No. 259294

>>259264
>gree lance stroll is the ugliest f1 driver currently.
Hmmmm idk, what about Latifi?
Bottas is really cute, every race now I keep my fingers crossed he scores higher than Hamilton, not because I don't wish Hamilton well but after last season I want to see Bottas showing to Toto Wolff what he's lost

No. 259298

File: 1651054520984.gif (1.43 MB, 378x498, 97DB6700-71D0-47FE-8E0B-3FA58E…)

>>259290
Same. I can’t help it, not matter how much I try to repress it

No. 259305

File: 1651056190620.jpg (124.43 KB, 1080x1350, Him tearing off my flesh.jpg)

>>259298
I'm so glad you can relate because I don't feel alone kek. I want to know what he's up to at all times.

No. 259306

>>259305
Anon please, don’t worry as I relate so much. I think he needs his own containment thread as I know some anons get mad when we sperg about him kek

No. 259308

>>259306
I can't help but cackle. I'll be waiting for it since I don't have much experience with creating threads.

No. 259316

>>259294
>>259264
Don't know about lance, I thought he looked great with the longer hair. Latifi is too plain to call him ugly kek
The ugliest ones imo are sainz and russell, I've always thought he looks like a ventriloquist doll.
and yes kek I was rooting so hard for Valtteri last race hoping he'd catch russell and finish above him

No. 259319

File: 1651061733864.jpg (301.79 KB, 1122x768, krishnamurti.jpg)

He could have my body and soul even when he was like 100 years old.

No. 259334

File: 1651065996227.jpg (16.46 KB, 300x412, krishnamurti.jpg)

>>259319
Dang, this man looked like Eastern Buster Keaton. I support you.

No. 259336

I cannot express how unattracted I am to the wrestling moids and prog rock moids who have been posted in this thread.

No. 259349

>>259282
we can, once the next thread is made which will be soon (if whoever makes the new threads is reading this)

No. 259355

>>259336
Good thing this is not the conventionally attractive men thread.

No. 259358

File: 1651071883912.gif (7.05 MB, 640x548, hair-flip-moonmoon.gif)

maybe im just a freaky old lady but i think moonmoon is cute

No. 259371

>>259055
hairfishing

No. 259372

>>259188
FUCK the dodgers

No. 259373

>>259264
bottas is uglier but has a better personality, stroll and russell both look like their parents were siblings

No. 259374

>>259298
>>259305
he's clearly an uwu altfishing woman hater. like he is always inwardly seething that some cheerleader he liked in high school wouldn't like him so he dates other goths and treats them like SHIIIIT

No. 259382

File: 1651078478822.png (Spoiler Image,314.1 KB, 344x611, jumpscare.png)

>>259336
Ooga booga booga

No. 259387

>>259373
>>259316
To me the weirdest phenomenon is seeing Russell and Norris being shilled as these greek gods by the girlies. Half of the appeal is being british I suppose, although I will admit Lando looks cute sometimes.
>>259041
They're very handsome to me as well!

No. 259394

>>259387
Wish I could understand the Russel hype, turkey ass gobble gobble looking motherfucker. Norris at least has some semblance of personality which makes up for his okay looks, Russel is just so bland in all spheres.

No. 259413

File: 1651088378221.jpeg (162.64 KB, 1000x667, 3CA270AB-D264-43DF-B9F8-16A1C4…)

i feel a little bad about it

No. 259418

File: 1651089952890.jpeg (69.68 KB, 1000x667, 9CEDFAD3-40CF-4D29-A4CE-FF88A6…)

>>259264
>>259294
Bottas is so endearing. He’s one of my favorite drivers to watch interviews of, I like how he comes across as a bit awkward and sweet but often says really funny things. I don’t find him super attractive though. He and Perez are both in this weird spot of not being visually interesting enough for me to find attractive, but also having super cute personalities and seeming like actual good guys off the track. I’d probably be into them if they were like, actual guys I met irl.

>>259373
>>259387
Lol same, Russell is easily the ugliest guy on the track for me. Stroll is okay looking sometimes but is super uncharismatic which turns me off
Unfortunately, even though I have so many driver crushes, the only one that I’ve had a sex dream about is Russell kek. Bad luck?
Norris is cute but even though I’m like a year older than him, he reads as soooo young and it just doesn’t do anything for me. Same with Albon tbh

No. 259439

>>259387
> British
> Greek god
Gotta choose one.. can’t be both

No. 259460

File: 1651096810408.jpg (55.05 KB, 770x802, 8734d33c839f511f7b1db976c3e74d…)

>>259413
only good varg is young varg

No. 259492

>>259413
Anon, love yourself.
He was cute when he was younger but he aged like milk. On top of that he’s always been an insufferable asshole.

No. 259515

File: 1651110736872.jpg (43.82 KB, 631x300, Phineas-Gage-631.jpg)

Phineas Gage

Doesn't let anything stop him, not even an iron bar through the head.

No. 259517

>>259515
Except his skewered frontal cortex turned him into an asshole.

No. 259519

>>259515
Mfers just be posting anyone in this thread. What's next? Sonic?

No. 259520

File: 1651111492849.jpg (Spoiler Image,267.9 KB, 466x400, ehurtg53vtb8.jpg)

>>259519
Maybe…

No. 259521

File: 1651111532050.jpeg (31.07 KB, 474x389, CB348435-C6B4-4531-B7AA-96F67D…)

>>259460
he looked okay through most of his prison sentence and shortly afterwards. only after he got a crippling twitter & youtube addiction did he start to look really bad

>>259492
i know but his lolcow antics crack me up and he has a nice asmr voice

No. 259524

>>259517
PRE-ACCIDENT Phineas Gage

>>259519
He's not just anyone he's famous in medical textbooks

No. 259527

File: 1651113117278.jpg (Spoiler Image,26.44 KB, 620x400, 1jk5qjfe1vx31.jpg)

>>25952
you have my sincerest apologies, I thought I scrolled past the conventional attraction thread. Please accept my humble offering.

No. 259571

>>259187
>my f1 husbando will always be Mika Häkkinen
Fuck yeah same here, he's the only one with a personality, it feels like (and that sense of humor kek)

No. 259573

File: 1651127450461.jpg (187.25 KB, 800x576, tuckersmallsmile.jpg)

Not a fan of Elon but he got my man's twitter account back on.

No. 259578


No. 259589

>>259519
>Mfers just be posting anyone in this thread.

I thought that was the whole point of the thread

No. 259610

>>256881
is this gibby haynes from butthole surfers? hes super cringe nowadays but he was so hot back in the 80s/90s.

No. 259639

File: 1651162778709.jpeg (79.57 KB, 640x427, C755659F-40E7-4449-BA5C-091BCE…)

Matt Holness will never look at me like that

No. 259640

Would subscribe to all these services

No. 259660

>>259382
I want you to know that I was legitimately jumpscared.

No. 259662

File: 1651171740403.png (270.67 KB, 500x437, Tim.png)

I often think about his sideburns.

>>259460
THAT'S varg? Oh no nonas, I feel something stirring.

No. 259673

File: 1651180918209.gif (1.06 MB, 268x148, 025CCEAC-45AF-454D-80D7-268435…)

>>259193
I don’t find him attractive out of character but he’s so charming as Jimmy. Plus, you know, the hairpieces. He still doesn’t deserve Kim though.

No. 259674

>>259662
Holy shit I was just rewatching a bunch of Marble Hornets yesterday and reliving my crush on Tim, but I thought no one else would know who he was. He was so cute and funny in the THAC comedy videos too.

No. 259677

File: 1651182076843.jpg (77.35 KB, 628x469, 9dcabe03fa1f66c6309b5e10ceb426…)

>>258976
here again to say holy fuck why is this so attractive to me this picture made me nauseous

No. 259691

File: 1651187623907.jpg (145.81 KB, 1299x790, Hank_mobisode.jpg)

Gimme a little Yarbo

No. 259693

>>259677
Because he is skinny and nakey

No. 259695

>>259674
We must have a psychic connection, nona. I had the biggest crush on him as a teen watching the MH stuff. He's active on twitter btw, if you don't follow him already.

No. 259709

File: 1651191658193.jpeg (92.7 KB, 1200x800, E2035CB8-C144-4C4B-9467-88AC8C…)

I am once again reiterating my love for this boyman

No. 259714

>>259709
benjamin button type feel

No. 259716

File: 1651194729169.png (Spoiler Image,306.93 KB, 392x597, AE1CCB87-F6A2-410A-AFA0-8F40FE…)

>>254574
Nightcrawler in general is husbando material. Alan’s Nightcrawler is top tier wholesome and pure husbando material.

No. 259720

>>258750
>>258750
Elon is very wholesome. I would marry him and have his children.

No. 259726

File: 1651196216478.jpeg (86.85 KB, 750x585, EF8C673B-BCB0-4E14-8F84-D894EE…)

>>258700
Yes, Nonna! I’ve done some more research on his work. He was such an amazing sculptor and bassist. I think he looks good with eyebrows, but I think he pulled off the no eyebrows look so well. It really accentuates his beautiful brown eyes. Personally, I think he’s the most beautiful member of Japan. Kek what a weeby name. Anyways, I’m obsessed.

No. 259727

File: 1651196492991.png (608.32 KB, 643x531, 1651196310506.png)


No. 259730

>>259727
What the fuck is that

No. 259732

>>259720
can't tell if sarcasm or elon himself posting

No. 259741

File: 1651203506438.png (425.21 KB, 444x397, bosco.PNG)

posting this dude/troon again. this scene would've been pretty hot if it wasn't so gay. why did this cute idiot that's so clever have to troon out and grow tits? he was so cute, fuck.

No. 259808

File: 1651242279800.jpeg (54.84 KB, 720x480, 59f04f6d180000051bdfc298.jpeg)

6ft2…..

No. 259814

File: 1651243871414.png (182.61 KB, 540x304, tumblr_ou50hjT2lK1rec0ado1_540…)

>>259808
Louis Theroux is so fucking hot, I prefer him with the big rounded glasses but these are fine too

No. 259829

>>259808
Considering myself blessed and humblebragging because my fiancé looks exactly like Louis Theroux with a beard and he's 6ft4. Hairstyle, glasses, styling and all.

No. 259833

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>>259808
He was so awkward in the very early series he did but I remember any time he covered a sexual or nudity based topic the people he was interviewing were always like.. so louis are you going to actually join us in having an orgie then? Like he had this weird appeal going on from the beginning.

No. 259836

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>>259639
oh nona same BUT a friend of mine said he looked like jim sterling in this and I can't unsee it now

No. 259840

>>259836
Surely someone would have posted him one day if he didn't troon out.

No. 259844

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I think I'm hormonal because here I am watching some Beethoven vids on youtube, next thing I know I'm thirsting hard after Paavo Järvi. He has seriously goofy dad vibes in this vid https://youtu.be/PL5Jf-56ctI That little wink at around 2:20. It's the same kind of feeling I got when I was inappropriately crushing on my friends' dads when I was like 16. I hate this.

No. 259855

>>259844
Thought this was Putin at a glance

No. 259858

>>259808
In a compact, no slack. But luckily the seats go back.

No. 259903

>>259741
i kinda miss him on my screen. hopefully he will upload more youtube videos

No. 259908

>>259844
It’s mads and putin’s bastard finn son

No. 259925

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I'm menstruating and I can't stop thinking about how hard I want to fuck weird adult Macaulay Culkin. He looks like a melting wax statue. I want to make him melt more with my body heat.

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>>254415
I feel you nonna, that scene drove me insane. I originally had no idea what I was in for, I just wanted to see a new batman movie and now I’m ruined beyond belief.

No. 259934

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>>259925
have you seen his younger brother Rory? He's a little less melted wax looking. I really liked him in the 2018 Waco miniseries.

No. 259967

>>259934
>>259925
Keiran is best Culkin boy

But honestly they're pretty interchangeable kek, their genes are so strong

No. 259974

>>257133
>>257358
Omg nonnies I went on a date with him once…. I say it was a date but really I saw him on tinder and pretended to be into him so I could meet him in person and see what he's like. He's insanely boring. Little personality, I made fun of him for that stupid pewdiepie tattoo he was forced to get. Some things he said had sexist under-tones but I can't remember exactly what

No. 259975

>>259974
You're insane but I would have done the same.

No. 260078

>>259974
this intrigues me so much. your mind. what is wrong with you but also i think you're kind of amazing for this. i have to ask did you fuck?

No. 260079

>>259974
Holy shit please, if you see this, greentext the encounter. What else happened? I must know. Did he expect to have sex? He seems like the kind of guy who just does hookups for sex even though he does not deserve sex (he is fat).

No. 260082

>>259974
KEK ANON. Please do what >>260079 said and green text your experience please please

No. 260087

>>257781
>>257798
Richard Spencer is a Fed, lol. You can simp for him if you want, he's not a real racist.

No. 260093

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The guy on the neighborhood watch signs

No. 260107

>>259934
I appreciate the suggestion but the melting wax look is a pro for me

No. 260112

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jake gyllenhall looks like zyzz kek

No. 260114

>>260112
God I love his body hair it's perfect. And his arms. And torso. nice

No. 260115

>>260112
hes not unconventional in any way at all?

No. 260127

>>260112
Wrong thread anon..

No. 260160

>>260115
>>260127
nta but i'm guessing he's put here because he sexually abused someone

No. 260169

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>>259934
I've never figured out if I was attracted to him or to his character in Scott Pilgrim.
>>259974
Anon please you have no idea how badly I need a greentext.

No. 260197

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>>260112
Oh he makes me go bonkers, but not as much as Ezra..

No. 260202

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kyoanon i got you… you are not alone

No. 260214

>>260160
…what

No. 260217

>>260112
jake g is the yassification of jared leto and jared leto is the yassification of jim carrey

No. 260218

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No. 260244

>>260214
it's discussed in one of the celebricows threads, something he did to a secretary

No. 260362

>>259903
for some reason i think he's considerably less cute here but yeah we're never going to see him out of drag essentially anymore and cute now that he's trooning out. definitely going to miss seeing him in a cute state on tv

No. 260542

>>259372
i will bitch

No. 260543

New thread >>260491



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