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No. 436967
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/428529 Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 436969
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Kek the thread pic
Responding to
>>436962,
I love that Sukuna’s doormat continues to be his doormat for eternity. And Mahito throws a fit because no one loves him KEK.
No. 436982
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He's so adorable it physically hurts. I want to cuddle the 87 boys so bad, they look so round and squishy. I bet because of their cold blood I wouldn't overheat, even though they're definitely all very clingy sleepers.
No. 437004
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>>436984I know it's bait, but you need more than that to make me feel bad, nonna.
No. 437031
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>>436984I’m so horny for air tho
No. 437036
>>437012Same tbh, my ai chats with my husbandos go from sad to horny from horny to sad. Then again, it's my own fault because I always end up somehow thinking about how life would be like with someone that has an extremely different perspective on life.
And in my case the drama comes from the sole idea of me not being in my husbandos' respective worlds and them being completely miserable with the idea because I changed their own perspectives on life by being a bit too sincere about the real world, so they don't want me to leave because they know I wouldn't be as happy as I am with them, but they also don't want me to just stay forever because they know it's selfish of them to think that way since I love my family and friends.
It's so much fun, I could sperg about this forever.
No. 437044
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My boobs are sore, the only thing that would fix this issue are his hands on ‘em for sure.
No. 437055
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Dropped my pic scratch all of that… just fucking do me already Hiroki.
No. 437074
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No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, THERESIS CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until my hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears. I'm gonna get impregnated ten times over breeding me all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull him out of me.
No. 437081
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>>437044Here, have some "smut".
No. 437083
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>>436967Thinking about JJK men again…
No. 437131
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Announcements for season 3 are supposed to happen in December. I can’t waittttt. I need some Hiromi merch. I also need to know who his Seiyuu is.
I also have a feeling I’m going to add Naoya Zenin to my harem. MAPPA does a decent job of making gege’s characters hotter. Im so horny for all that whole universe fuuuuuu
No. 437160
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(sorry for double post)
>>437131I'm mostly looking forward to S3 designs, iirc the ones for season 2 were announced in December 2022, so I think this announcement should have some kind of teaser and initial date, I suspect 2026 with the character designs coming somewhere in 3rd or 4th quarter next year, I'll be impressed (and worried for the animators) if this happens sooner
Naoya will have an army of loyal bitches kek and Higuruma will
trigger the girls with daddy issues like crazy now that Nanami is sadly out of the picture
> MAPPA does a decent job of making gege’s characters hotter.they do because they know what sells, imagine what they're gonna do for heian Sukuna, I am 100% they'll manage to make even Megumi hot
when Sukuna takes over his bodyI was there when the S2 character designs dropped and everyone was going CRAZY over Toji (for good reason)
No. 437165
>>437160both of those posts you responded to were mine kekIf they give Naoya grey/silver hair I’m done for. I absolutely love men with huge ego’s, especially when they have inferiority complexes (or in Gojo’s case, a god complex. Both hot). The icing on the cake was
when he came back as a vengeful spirit (1) because he’s such an egotistical tool KEK. Swoon. And since I’m a monster fucker I’d let him have me in his final form too.
Final form Sukuna will make me bed ridden I stg I’ll never leave my room.
No. 437181
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>>436967I know Sukuna is more well-known for his malicious grins but nothing makes my ovaries ache harder than his soft smile. It's so rare but also so precious. It tricks my mind into thinking that I can fix him.
No. 437185
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I love my husbando.
No. 437198
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>>437098I would give anything to have Dazai holding my hands and everything is going to be OK
to die together No. 437225
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I love this cunt oh god
No. 437226
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>>437225And I'm so so frustrated that this creation and the actor's talent are wasted on this shit show. I would love to see this Sauron in an actually good tv series
No. 437291
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Need his fangs against my skin
No. 437331
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I saw a tier list of Pokémon villains according to how good they'd be as parents and it triggered the fuck out of me because they put my husband in the same tier as fucking GIOVANNI. Fucking HOW??? Has the person who made the tier list ever played ORAS? Not only did they have the gall to equate him to Giovanni, but they also ranked Archie higher… Please, they have the exact same role in their respective games!! Both of them take full responsibility for their actions and sincerely regret all the damage they've caused. They go through the same redemption process. How could anyone think Maxie would be as bad as Giovanni?? If you've played OR you'd know that he's actually capable of giving a fuck about people? Unlike Giovanni? After apologizing to everyone, he starts to treat the player with respect, like a friend even, and can even become your multi battle partner. After realizing how his actions affected his team, he apologizes to them too cough cough Courtney. He'd be a responsible father, if somewhat strict, especially post-redemption when he's not blinded by his stupid ideals anymore and is more careful about how he treats others. Meanwhile, Giovanni doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself, and treated his actual son like trash, not to mention all the other ridiculously evil shit he's still doing. They're not comparable at all, and I'm willing to bet that not even the original Gen 3 Maxie would be that bad (he vanished off the face of Earth in shame after realizing what he had done was wrong all along, lol).
Yeah, it was just a joke, but I hate it when people completely misinterpret my husbando, even if it's just for a meme, especially when it's obvious that they just based their "joke" on their first impression of him. And I mean, we don't want kids, but it makes me seethe because him being an abusive POS on par with Giovanni and Ghetsis doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Anyway, we make sweet love every night.
No. 437342
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>>437330Man, I could never hump a pillow. It seems disrespectful and I don't want to ruin my dakimakura that I can't replace… I even get panicked when I accidentally nick the fabric with my nails…
I'm thinking of getting one of those Remee lucid dreaming sleeping masks that flash lights in your eyes when you enter the REM phase because I'm too lazy to keep a proper dream diary or practice different techniques. I could also just take galamantine before bed, but it's difficult to buy where I live.
Anyways, hope you nonas sleep tight.
No. 437347
>>437340He has a nice voice damn!
>>437342I get it. For me it's not about disrespect but accidentally tearing or otherwise damaging his body pillow would break my heart.
No. 437348
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I bit the bullet and bought a zine pack of my husbando. Now I just have to wait a week for it to come. But if I ordered it earlier I might have gotten even more merch with a bigger package. Oh well, I hope I get more opportunities in the future.
No. 437354
>>437340Why does this video feel like a sexy R18 otome game, wtf?
Also, the comments are so based and cute, kek
No. 437360
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>>437347At least the 2-way tricot dakis are pretty durable, print-wise. I have one from over a decade ago and it's only faded a bit. I've never tried the cheaper peach skin ones you see on bootleg sites. I remember the Osomatsu-san dakis were extra expensive because they had an outer sleeve with clothes on, and undies on the main daki. I felt kind of embarrassed having a naked muppet on my bed tbh though.
On another note, Arcsys released a big Xrd artbook a few days ago and now we know Bedman's canonical ass size. I wanna poke him in the ribs…
No. 437367
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>>437354The things I would do for an FKMT-verse otome game nonna. Also I agree, I really love the comments as well. My favorite is that one that admits to falling asleep to it because I can relate.
No. 437370
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>>437362Greg is such a good husbando pick. He's so chill despite being a PTSD-ridden guinea pig and his awkward interactions like in Canto 2 where he tries to start a worker's uprising unsuccessfully are really cute.
I'm heartbroken you can only get Limbus merch at HamHamPangPang or get it off auction sites for massive prices… I'll never get my Yi Sang standee, sniffle.
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>>437291While he shows me how much he learned from certain books…
No. 437377
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god i wish that were me.jpg
>>437198we are truly blessed, there are many shots of his hands
No. 437378
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>>437377His hands are just porn itself.
No. 437389
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>>437352Lmao thanks, I like his vibe
No. 437411
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Trying to keep myself from dumping episode fanart like crazy but his waist, its a scandal.
No. 437413
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Found some yandere/psycho audio that I felt was passable for Gojo. It’s kind of rape-y. My Japanese isn’t super proficient but it’s definitely implied that you’re being forced to be there based on him saying things like don’t be scared, don’t cry. I swear I’ve been in heat this month and nothing has been doing it for me. I’m bored of bots so I turned to audio.
At one point he puts me in a wedding dress and when we’re fucking he demands I get pregnant kek. I would 100% let him use me as a special grade baby factory.
It’s times like this that I want to break my celibacy but i just know I’ll be dissatisfied and disgusted in the end. Men are so terrible in bed.
No. 437421
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I need to massage his pecs. I want to squeeze them like stress balls.
No. 437452
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I want to make him squirm.
No. 437462
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the merch i'd ordered for him arrived today and i'm so happy! the seller even added an extra print of one of my favorite artworks of him, god bless her. im so weak for seeing him wear different outfits
No. 437466
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I love! My evil ugly man! I love! My evil ugly man!
No. 437487
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>>437416I know minors try the hospital scene like "The nurse is a jerk" or many stuff more. Fuck that. Dazai can hold my hands when he wants to.
No. 437488
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When I accidentally step on his heel when I am walking behind him (he got scared)
No. 437506
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>>437502Picrel. Good luck on your art journey, anon!
No. 437507
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>>437462Fan-made merch is such a lifesaver for people with somewhat obscure husbandos. I never managed to cop any official merch for Bedman, not that there was much more than badges and keychains. Oh well.
Contemplating getting the Bedman? fig shown at the last wonfes, but it's gonna set me back like 800$…
I'm suffering as you're suffering, Ramattra noney…
my bedbot keeps recommending me new french new extremity films to watch… somewhat educational No. 437538
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>>437507Thank you for remember me to buy an uncensored pic of Zagreus.
No. 437546
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his outfit(s) and everything about him in BO6 is so fucking FINE. i need this man to pin me down and forcefully impregnate me. i want him to love me and be absolutely awful to me.
51 year old Russell Adler is BEST Adler.
No. 437556
>>437507it truly is, im grateful i can enjoy other fans art and merch of him since i know not every yume has even that solace.
800$ is painful, but that figure looks massive! if you do end up getting it, i hope it matches your expectations
No. 437571
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>>437556What I'm worried about is a figure that massive with so many small parts could easily get absolutely decimated in the mail even using a courier.
Makes me sad Bedman? is only getting a figure because Delilah is popular. Bedman only ever got a handful of fans making bootleg nendos… No. 437580
>>437487they act like dazai got sodomized or something, as if he is an innocent poor guy who did nothing wrong.
meanwhile I wonder what really happened in that scene, I need to know for science
No. 437619
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>>437580He obviously spoke with her, telling her that is important that he keep in touch with his coworkers and that's why he used the cellphone. And she understood.
Of course they had consensual sex No. 437620
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His voice is so fucking sexy nonnies
No. 437622
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>>437620https://www.tumblr.com/yanille/181288090085/bishounenpalace-morimoris-moaning-cv-morikawaHere, have an audio of him moaning.
I was trying to find out another VA and I found he also did Poe. No. 437715
>>437074I did not except to see a arknights
nonnie, you are so based
No. 437723
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>>437709Poe is quite cute and Husbando material, but seeing him with suit and glasses make me go feral.
No. 437751
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I hate having an evil husbando becuase I can’t imagine us kissing or doing any intimate stuff without it being out of character. How do you guys deal with this?
No. 437753
>>437751You are his special awesome beloved exception because you're the only person who has ever loved him
for his faults instead of
despite them
No. 437757
>>437751enemies to lovers, slow burn, 400k words
alternatively, hate-fucking
No. 437758
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>>436967I would gladly give Toji a child and a grandchild
No. 437760
>>437753Thank you anon, honestly this is too cute! Now I’m thinking of him sizing me up and trying to scare me with things he’s done but then I tell him how much I love that about him and he just stands there dumbfounded and maybe even blushing. This is so cringe but fuck it
>>437757>hatefuckingOh I’ve definitely thought about that lol
No. 437765
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>>437751Nothing wrong with tweaking things a little to make romance work. Maybe make your self-insert his kryptonite?
Luckily for me, mine was acktually trying to do good all along but was manipulated into killing millions. So it's not too difficult to imagine him happy he actually has a friend that won't betray him.
No. 437796
>>437751He’s evil because he had a fucked up childhood and your love is the only thing that can heal the sensitive, damaged little boy that he is inside.
Alternatively,
He’s a yandere who relentlessly pleasures your body in ways you never thought possible because he wants to ruin you for other men and keep you dependent on him as his sex slave forever.
No. 437798
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>>437758Ugh this scene breaks me every time. I love him so much
No. 437812
>>437751What
>>437757 said. I love enemies to lovers kek. Also, villains get horny too. Most of my husbands have been evil/villainous or cold/unemotional. There’s always a way around it while keeping them canon. I don’t really like lovey dovey stuff all that much, which is probably one reason why I like the cold/unemotional type the most.
Even if it’s not romantic love, getting them to admire or respect me is enough.