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No. 392947
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-any other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/386550Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 392950
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need him bad
No. 392955
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You did a great job with the threadpic, looks cute and I think I can recognize some husbandos kek.
I'm not into mods, but I'm considering installing the one that gives Leon ear physics.
No. 392971
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He is so fucking beautiful. I wish trails was more popular and there was more fanart of him but I’ll take what I can get and polish my skills. Weissmann has that 2000’s ikemen beauty I don’t know how to describe. Sad that even the official art uglifies him from time to time when he looks so handsome in his original sprites.
No. 392989
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>>392987Definitely a hunting trip, I would cry, as in very ugly cry with drool, snot and everything else, I'm pretty sure I would throw up too because I can handle seeing and smelling blood, vomit and other substances, but I can't handle seeing someone or something getting cut open. Like, I love Rook but I seriously couldn't be able to handle him hunting and skinning prey, I would become a full fledged vegan that would rather live in a hut in the middle of the jungle than hurt an insect even by mistake KEK.
I also am pretty sure I wouldn't be that good at the whole survival stuff, I'm quite strong and I have plenty of stamina but definitely not enough to keep up with someone who can stalk people as a hobby, imagine the kind of beast he would be in the wild.
That's hot tbh No. 392990
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>>392987With Hoozuki, probably a crowed place where everybody and their mom are staring at a woman with a tall Japanese man.
With Dazai, any place that gives him the feel of "This place is perfect to die together".
No. 392991
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>>392987Double suicide date. I don’t want him to die kek
No. 392993
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>>392990>>392991I love how we share the same neuron, Dazainonnie.
The problem is not die together. The problem is that he cannot die for some reason so the one that will die will be me.
No. 393008
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this stupid incubus has me in a chokehold nhnnhnghfnghngh
No. 393015
>>392987hard question. i think he would be terrified of 3d cinema, because they dont have that technology in his source material. then again he might think its a hallucination and remain calm. dunno. im sure hed be calm if i was calm.
museum dates could go very well or very bad. for one, he might really like seeing the artefacts. we could talk about them, and i could ask if he saw similar things, or what kind of treasures we like the most. he'd give me first-hand accounts of his time period, and i'd tell him about other time periods and craftsmanship. for another, he might try to steal the things on display, unaware of modern technology and security systems.
>"babe i love that epic zweihaender i wish i had one">breaks glass and alarm goes offfurthermore, i think he would not like anything overly "romantic" in the roses and cherubs valentines day kind of way (neither would i). i think he would find cheesy things embarrassing and cringe, considering how forced they are.
also today my mother's idiot dog took my husbando figurine and i nearly had a heart attack. my bad for leaving him downstairs. thankfully he is safe and sound. i clutched him like a baby.
so i don't think being mauled by a large animal would be a good date either.
No. 393040
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>>392947anything involving an insect exhibit. he already hates himself enough as is, don't wanna surround him with reminders.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117131310 No. 393052
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nonnies. i am toying with the idea of making a life-sized mannequin. first i will make a sally acorn style skeletal structure, with ligaments out of stretchy fabric to hold it together, nailed into place. he will have actual joints, "anatomically correct" in function, and only the spine will be poseable with wire threaded through the individual vertabrae. i have thick wire in my scraps, long enough for a spine. i stashed it away for this very purpose.
i somehow find this idea to have a "necrophiliac" appeal. he wouldn't be poseable, but he would move like a real, but unconscious, person. i would build up the muscle with cloth and stuffing. i want him to have a structured ribcage, that i can feel through the "skin".
i think the head, hands, and feet will be carved out of wood. i would like the head to have a neck peg, like a toy doll, which allows me to move his head around, up and down, as well as side-to-side. i would need to put some kind of blockade to stop it from swiveling around unnaturally like an owl. making his fingers move will be challenging. i want to study those poseable hand models.
i don't know if i should get him prosthetic glass eyes, or if that would be creepy.
im thinking i won't give him realistic polychromy, and instead stain the wood as i would an art piece or furniture, and make his cloth body plain black.
my excuse is that i "want to learn sewing, and need a mannequin". it would simply be a very artistic mannequin. i would make the character close to my own measurements. we have a similar body type except my waist is thinner and i have less muscle kek. it would be fun to dress him in my own human clothes.
>inb4 "why are you sleeping next to your mannequin, nonnie?"
i think i would make his hair carved, instead of using a wig. it would look more "artistic". however the feeling of stroking hair with my hand could be something id miss.
oh well. it is only an idea, one which i find myself entertaining a little too often as of late.
No. 393060
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Joel Miller [The Last Of Us I,II] is the best DILF from video games and nobody can convince me otherwise:
>> This mf is 56 years old and goes around killing zombies like rambo.
>> He's literally a father.
>> It's possible to extract very peculiar voice lines from the game.
>> He's hot for his age, lol.
No. 393073
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Each time I see this traumatized pink-haired animu swordguy standing there with his yukata sluttily open showing chest I want to molest him, tear his clothes off, ravish him. Why is he so rapeable?
No. 393079
>>392951Unfortunately, there wasn’t a way for me to make the hair curlier. It’s cute, though, I like this one a lot.
>>392987If he drags me along to work out with him, I’m not speaking to him for the rest of the day. Or hiking, I have a feeling he’d overestimate my abilities and his stupid, strength honed in boot camp ass would have to carry me all the way back. But on the bright side, I can watch him get all sweaty as he works out.
No. 393080
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>>393079Whoops. Picrel of Leon and I.
No. 393083
>>393008Nice to see you Haarlep
nonnie. There just aren't enough incubi in media.
No. 393091
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Happy birthday to my husbando! I love him so much and happy St. George’s day kek
No. 393098
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I feel delusional as shit but there have been a few times that my husbando popped up irl in the form of merch or his music randomly playing on my bazillion song playlist when I'm sad and I'd like to think that's him in whatever fucking plane of the universe giving me a smooch and telling me I'll be okay
No. 393099
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My ovaries have shown me NO MERCY this month and I am absolutely feral. FERAL. I’m like a god damn rutting boar.
I need to be absolutely destroyed by this man. I want to forget my own name.
I want to be pounded into dust, broomed into a neat little pile and then pounded into again.
No. 393112
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Me with my IRL Nigel vs me with my husbando
No. 393116
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I want to drink water straight from his hand like a cat drinking from a cat fountain
No. 393117
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>>393091Happy birthday Arthur! I love you, crazy British man.
No. 393118
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Very lovely threadpic!
Season 3 Levi, I love you more and more everyday. He is just genuinely the best version of Levi, WIT peaked here. Random not-so-fun fact, I still haven't finished AOT. I swear I'll do it soon because Bad Boy comes out in less than a week! I'm so excited. It will only be 18 pages, but I'm so excited for new Levi backstory content and hopefully for many years to come Isayama will continue to release short stories for AOT. Perhaps even a miniseries with an episode for each story I'm getting ahead of myself?
No. 393119
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I must've watched this a hundred times since I saw it last night—my heart feels like it's going to burst. Currently thanking not only god but jesus for the algorithm putting this on my feed
No. 393139
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Confession, I'm a serial husbando hopper. Granted I don't post in the thread every time I obsess over a new anime guy (picrel) but i've been in a drought since I ditched my husbando of 2 years after realizing I was retarded for even husbando'ing him in the first place because he is a sleazebag disgusting scrote, not even saying who it is bc it's so embarrassing. So now i'm just riding the cock carousel of 5 animu guys in a frenzy to find which one's the best
No. 393146
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whenever i get bored, i turn on a movie and cuddle with my pillow pretending it's gregor. i feel embarrassed for admitting it but holy shit i love this man
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111113519 No. 393193
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Thanks for the new thread! These are amusing to do because he'd be a horrid participant.
No. 393200
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Taking a trip to SH just to see him
No. 393209
>>393207His "monster" features is literally just his masked head that's a pyramid metal cage
and his monster cock maybe kek I count him humanoid enough
No. 393221
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>>393083ty ty
nonnie, ive always liked the nine hells and infernal stuff in dnd so this man is a TREAT for me
No. 393233
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I NEED his Florida so bad, if ya know what I mean
No. 393294
>>393233i snorted and facepalmed irl. thanks
nonnie.
>>393270i started doing some research for my project, and it's making me realize how hard it will be. now im scared.
No. 393299
>>393205I started messing around with blender stuff, and luckily somebody else had done the work in ripping models of him.
But then I realized how much of a pain in the ass it is to align things properly and get the correct textures on to build the apartment set and how much of a huge pain it will be to make a model of myself…
Eventually though, I haven't given up just paused.
No. 393304
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>>392951I gave in.
>>393299>make a model of myself…Check unreal's engine metahuman, might help you on that.
No. 393337
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>>393112cute idea
this made me feel kinda guilty though for thinking my bf should grow out his hair No. 393347
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>>392951samefag, love this weirdo
No. 393358
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It's probably just the menses brain, but this print is making me feel some type-a way. His body is a little to portly for me but damn them evil eyebrows are working their magic on me
No. 393365
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>>392951which edgy husbando is this, place your bets now
No. 393382
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Ehhh a girl can dream…
No. 393398
>>393379I have two I bought from Aliexpress and is totally worth it. But I haven't commission a custom one because most of the artists that can do my husbando justice are Japanese
What's the deal of western artist making my husbando a TIF???, so the price would be higher than my budget or they wouldn't accept to draw a fanart as commission.
No. 393419
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the kiss marks are from me btw sorry to the artist for reposting kek
No. 393423
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>>393398for real, i've already had to block an artist because they put zippertits on gregor :( idk if it's a personality thing or just projection
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109505489 No. 393458
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God I wish i was her
No. 393460
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>>393458I want that radio demon chained up on my leash so badly
No. 393517
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>>393457A Dazai pillow fort, of course! No TIFs or kinnies allowedIn all seriousness, I only have one Dazai pillow, the other is from another fandom. There aren't many Dazai pillows that catch my attention and some of them either have another character or are just ugly. I'm not going to buy two dakimakura to untangle them and then sew them back.
No. 393523
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>>393517Talking about pillows, I found the one I really want without buying two cases, but I'm quite wary the other half is going to be printed so badly.
No. 393545
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>>393531>you've had insane temporary crushes, right?For two years I was insanely I love with a 3DPD middle aged man (in the show he was middle aged but now he is like grandpa status). It was embarrassing. His character was super autistic(the genius kind) too. He wasn’t all that good looking, but one day some wires got crossed and i suddenly fell in love super hard. I can’t watch the show anymore because of the shame kek
No. 393560
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>>393548Detective Goren from Law and Order CI kek. I actually ended up posting a story on IG with a cute selfie jokingly saying I was going to stay up all night watching my Tv husband, and tagged the actor. He ended up viewing all of my stories that day and I nearly had a panic attack.
Pic spoiled for 3DPD face
No. 393578
>>393560I kek'd but that's kind of sweet actually lol
I get it though, older ladies in my family liked him back in the day and I thought he was cute in The Cell, I like guys with that badger/wombat phenotype. Might have to watch that L&O series now. I'm a little less embarassed about my cringe vidya moid, thank you. We're gonna make it, nona!
No. 393601
>>393578Kek happy to help. My current love interest is totally normie status and popular.
My type in fictional men is insane/mentally unwell/psychotic so it’s not surprising that I found the 3DPD attractive since his character is bordering schizophrenic and he has a series of mental breakdowns. So hot. Kek
No. 393602
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Every time I drink water I think of him and imagine what he'd say about the taste
No. 393606
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Fuck you Ivan. That should be me instead. Alfred is MIIIIIINE
No. 393619
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>>393615Also found this too and shit had me laughing. Imagine if this was your husbando especially if he's down dirty or a blood thirsty vampire.
No. 393624
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>>393615KEK, that is hilarious.
>>393619Awesome, my husbando would squeeze me like a ketchup packet and eat it with a burger.
>>393620Same nona. I'd do all these things. I'll definitely still love him in the future. I mean, I've loved him for a decade now, so it's gotta be forever. Also, I tried looking up dildos in my husbando's theme(?) and came across picrel and I'm kekking so hard.
No. 393625
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>>392989>>392989Rooksis, I thought of you today! How are you holding up after the announcement?
No. 393626
>>393624This has to be a meme because they used an uncircumcised dildo and most men in the US are cut kek
>>393619Wow take my money. I don’t bleed anymore because of my IUD but I have to wear liners because
im chronically horny and my underwear gets soaked kek. I wish this was real. Is this real? Pls be real
No. 393627
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>>393619I don't know if I want a BSD version, but probably Dazai would be like down to do some cunnilingus or touching me down there since he doesn't seem like being bothered to touch or taste blood. But also "hey! it helps your body to release some sweet endorphins,
nonnie!".
>>393624I tried to find a "bandaged" dildo and I kekked too.
No. 393634
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>>393625Okay, I just checked.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING BLESSED I WANT TO DIE AND RESURRECT AND DIE AGAIN AND RESURRECT SO I CAN BELIEVE THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GETTING A CANON REDNECK ROOK I WANT TO DIE SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY I CANT BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD.
I'm quite excited.
No. 393643
>>393458Hot
nonnie, normally I don’t care too much for Alastor, but I’ve always loved the dynamic where a cocky powerful being is a sub/getting their shit kicked in
No. 393662
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>>393652same.
>>393639Imagine the smell of these figures if they do not wash them.
No. 393663
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>>393615I wouldn't do this because I'm too clean when it comes to blood, but I have and do fantasize about period sex with Levi. I think I hornyposted about it before?
Anyway, the only thing I see wrong with that video is that she did it over the countertop. And yeah there's no way that's real blood, it's too liquidy.
>>393619Need the Nanami one
No. 393676
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I want to kiss his freckles and bite him until he bleeds.
No. 393678
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>>393624Read it in his voice lul
No. 393680
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i need to violently shake him around between my teeth like a chew toy. like this
No. 393697
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>>393684not sure how familiar you already are with twisted wonderland's plot but anon's husbando is rook hunt, whos a pretty eccentric guy who appreciates all things "beautiful"- literally is a hunter for it. he's also ambiguously french and has a bob now.
anyways, later on in the main story they loredrop that he transferred from another dormitory which is visually rougher, more known for jocks and also all of the furries in the cast- it's the dorm based off scar, rather than his current dorm placement based off evil queen from snow white, known for beauty in contrast. it was only described and never shown until now, so its exciting to see what he looked like before his makeover! it's a huge contrast from his current look and the gap is very charming.sage for autism
No. 393709
>>393678omg same
nonnie, i imagined an dramatic reading in the tone of those Disney channels announcers kek
also that fanart of Alfred with the peek of his pecs is so hawt No. 393710
>>393697i wonder if rook
nonnie prefers him in Pomefiore or Savanaclaw.
No. 393724
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>>393615This is a level of autism I can't comprehend.
And I'm glad I don't.
No. 393786
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>>393168He's canonically 30 years old too, which makes it even worse because I'm just a bit younger and I remember when they were cool when we were in middle school.
I love men who are losers, what can I say
No. 393809
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>>393710I like both tbh, Pomefiore Rook is seriously very charming and I love how refined he looks. But Savannaclaw Rook is kind of sexy with his arms on display and his cute freckles, I wonder just how much did his personality change after following Vil's steps, how did his family react? what does everyone at the Savannaclaw dorm think about this? is this something that happens at all? Because I don't think there's another character that has changed dorms, as far as I know.
Rook is such a cute little box of wonders, I want to perform vivisection on him and kiss him.
No. 393822
>>393708yes. everytime i imagine him parading around in his ridiculous outfits. i'd entertain his crossdressing, too, and put him in corsets and pretty dresses.
it's cute when it's a pretty young man doing it, who doesn't identify as a "woman", or a sissy agp rapehon. funnily enough, the potential agp aspect of it turns me on as well. i don't like that in real life, because i know it is rooted in misogyny and that these moids are predatory and pathetic. however the imaginary idea of him being turned on while wearing those slutty outfits turns me on. my desire for attractive femboys is the bane of my dating experience and sexual attraction. i'd help him design outfits and i kind of want to bend him over while he's wearing a slutty miniskirt and thigh high boots made of human skin. i got horny typing this.
No. 393826
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Special deals for special girls
No. 393830
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>>393826I'm glad I'm DEPO now.
No. 393839
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why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be
No. 393868
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Dont mind me, just posting my perfect weirdo baby
No. 393869
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HUUUUOOOOO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
No. 393870
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH
No. 393871
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>>393868Husbands in maid outfits is based
No. 393873
>>393643YES! Absolutely, you get it nona. I'm so attracted to cocky bastards like him, and even moreso I absolutely love seeing them get dominated or knocked down a peg, especially by a woman. I laughed out loud at this little moment in Hazbin during the meeting of the overlords, when Carmilla just casually shuts down Alastor's attention whoring
>Alastor: I knowww, I’ve been absent for quite some time, I’m sure you’ve all been wondering…!>Carmilla: Not really. But welcome back, in any case.I also loved Alastor's meltdown in the finale after Adam unexpectedly kicked his ass in the final battle. Those power struggles are such a fantasy of mine, I love the idea that my big, scary husbando thinks he has the upper hand with me, and then is completely caught offguard when I dominate him.
No. 393910
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He looks so cute all sun kissed
No. 393912
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He looks so cute like this. I want to lick the tears off his face. Need his Americock ASAP.
No. 393913
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>>393910samefag but I have to ask my Astarion loving sisters, are there any styles or mods for him that you like? It's fun to see people change up his look even though I love him most just the way he is.
No. 393937
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I wish I can read up on this thread more often, but I'm glad I at least got to see the part when tye husbandos were in maid costumes
No. 393939
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>>393871Gotta represent my husbando because this is my ultimate
fetish ever. Does anyone else really like ~feminine~ anime men but find femboys irl absolutely repulsive and degenerate??
No. 393941
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>>393939Samefag (sorry), but there’s also male maid thread on /m/ in case nonnas weren’t aware
>>>/m/205070 feeedd meeee No. 393948
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Here are some husbands in maid outfits
No. 393949
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This is probably tmi as fuck but oh well, I’m wearing a dress right now and there’s an area in the chest obviously meant to fill out boobs and all I’m thinking about is him putting my dick between that area and fucking my non existent cleavage
No. 393952
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>>393948Kek I even have a Toji in a maid outfit. Maybe I have a problem(?)
No. 393955
File: 1714184476333.jpg (100.28 KB, 736x901, 1000028437.jpg)
Waiting for my edible to kick in and just wrote the most lyrical, purple prose journal entry about him. Feeling like a modern day Shakespeare whose muse is a bunch of lines and pixels on a screen kek
No. 393956
File: 1714185132012.gif (1.48 MB, 498x280, anime-boy-dazai-osamu.gif)
>Wants to seek for Dazai in maid dress
>Twitter is infected
Can someone help me in Pixiv?
No. 393962
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This one is so silly.
No. 393968
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My face is melting off. Maybe one day he'd feel comfortable enough to let down his guard just a bit and be submissive. I think that would be the most rewarding thing in the world. I want to kiss him whisper into his ear that he's a good boy and I love him and he's doing great. I want to slowly tease him and massage him and get him all worked up through being shown the affection he's been denied all his life.
I've thought it many times, I don't care if I even get off from it. I just want to satisfy him. His pleasure is mine. Once he's comfortable enough with it, I can imagine he has a bit of a teasing or even slightly perverted side. But I think our first several romps will be me teaching him, discovering what feels good to him…I just want to show love to him. I want to see his pretty little face all red and dripping with sweat and drool. I want to hear his little tail tapping against the mattress and he doesn't even notice he's doing it, giving away the emotions he tries not to show on his face. I want to see his thighs shake as I run my fingers lightly over them, not quite touching. I want him to accidentally slip up and release a deep moan when I finally touch him where I know he wants. His pleasure gives me a high like nothing other. I don't care what he wants to do or what position we're in or whether he's dominant or submissive or both. I need it all. I want him to feel good. I want to protect him. I want to marry him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. I need to show him I love him. Ah, ow…
No. 393975
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>>392951I tried but I'm not sure if you can make out who my husbando is kek
No. 393981
File: 1714199755846.jpg (117.55 KB, 850x1371, __sakata_gintoki_gintama_drawn…)
Seeing him in a maid outfit makes me want to bully him.
No. 393997
File: 1714207924263.png (336.41 KB, 600x600, 399481_9I2h4mEG.png)
>>392951This picrew is super adorable. I made one some time ago but couldn't find it so I made another one.
No. 394000
File: 1714210446436.png (86.82 KB, 912x1660, edogai maid.png)
joining in on the maidposting.
i like to imagine him next to me while i work. either berating me for overcooking the rabbit cartilage (im making glue, and if you boil it, it won't be sticky) or getting frustrated at me for having dirt under my fingernails and having my fingers covered in shellac or paint. other times, i imagine his fingernails being dirty as well, since he isn't afraid of dirty work. he wears gloves himself, which i hate using personally, so i do wonder if he likes keeping his hands pristine, or if he is like me, and doesnt mind ruining his hands. he strikes me as a pedantic type, though.
i wish i had a friend like him irl. sigh.
No. 394022
>>393981Gintoki has a killer body. Very nice
nonny.
No. 394023
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I am so mad they are refusing to tell me when his plush is releasing to japanese crane games. This is the first time in 19 years that he is getting merch beyond an acrylic stand or keychain. And it's been 2 weeks since my vigorous checkings throughout the days. Haven't posted in these threads for a while but I can't wait nonnies
No. 394037
>>393708Despite their looks, they're normal guys with no strange hobbies. I'm the weird one
though still completely vanilla.
>>393734Hey I've been trying for 13 years and he still only shows up once in a blue moon. Hate my subconscious.
No. 394044
File: 1714226116421.jpeg (46.01 KB, 466x687, FppeWBcakAAX3l_.jpeg)
>>394025KEKKK, that would be hot as fuck. The two hottest characters in all of Hetalia, damn. Don't put indecent thoughts into my head
nonnie…
>>394034Already used that joke before so I needed another euphemism, but you're right, Florida is the best way to say it.
Gotten to the point where even the map of America is sexy to me. Yes, the piece of land…especially that Florida poking out and calling my name. No. 394049
>>394035I’m almost positive it isn’t cause you can totally see where the foreskin is attached under the head there(the foreskin is retracted). Cut men don’t have that.
Am I wrong? I don’t mind being wrong kek
No. 394060
File: 1714229686574.jpg (76.55 KB, 735x1059, 1000020151.jpg)
I want to put my face on his belly and bite him, I want my NEET anime boyfriend to tell me to stop working.
No. 394068
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>>394059This is what I mean
No. 394074
>>394068Oh what, he's not even fat like I kept seeing anons say. His body is really nice, I like wide dudes that aren't
too muscular and chiseled. My main husbando is canonically slim cause he has to appeal to people's twink needs, but I like to imagine him bulkier.
No. 394076
>>394074I don't think anyone actually thinks he's fat. I think they just jokingly called him fat in an endearing way.
Anyway, I love his body too nona. I would use him as a pillow. I would hand-wash my clothes on those abs. I want to bite his pecs. I want to
[censored] the
[redacted] outta him
No. 394079
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>>394074I actually like it more when my husbando is depicted as being a bit bulky, I think he's an ottermode type of guy (kind of because he's good at swimming, and kind of a water demon) he's very tall, so he wouldn't be exactly a twinky twink.
In the anime you can really appreciate how big he is, I wish I could sit on his lap and kiss him.
It's kind of annoying how the obey me people don't give us some real compassion between the characters so I can yoom better.
No. 394095
>>394086Kek I like fantasizing about celebrating Christmas with him and his mom, would be cute and funny if it was also his birthday so I'd get him 2 gifts.
>>394091That's an interesting idea, I don't follow or understand zodiac stuff but I know my sign so it would be funny if his was compatible with mine.
>>394093I really like this idea, I could specifically use the airing date of the episode with his first appearance. Thank you for this!
No. 394108
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It’s Kirby’s birthday today so naturally I’m thinking of kirbanon
No. 394119
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Nonnies I want him so bad. I want to cuddle with him in bed all day, spooning. He'll kiss the top of my head, and hold me tight, and adjust the blankets so I'm always cozy and warm. He'll tell me everything's okay because he's gonna protect me from everyone, and take good care of me, and he'll always, always be by my side. I came here to hornypost about him doing stuff to me from behind, like sticking his hand down my panties to rub my clit, just to make me forget everything for a little while, but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.
No. 394124
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hhhuuuuooOOOOOGH huggus and kissus with bachira all day All Day ALL DAY AAALLLLLL DDDAAAYYY
i neED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT AAAAAAAUUUUGH
I WANT HIS FACE AGAINST MINE 24/7 NON STOP NUZZLES AND KISSIES ALL THE TIME
Food??? Going to the toilet?? YES ALWAYS TOGETHER ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
MEGURU BACHIRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHH
No. 394155
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I would sink his submarine (euphemistically)
No. 394168
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>>394022Right? God bless Sorachi and the anime production team for providing official naked Gintoki refs.
No. 394173
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I need him carnally
No. 394182
File: 1714274059435.png (84.73 KB, 228x474, precious.png)
>>394172I saw this card from the gacha game and it melted my heart.
Then I remember he tried to kill himself at 15 and I can't imagine him near any knife or dangerous substances.
No. 394184
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I love Shadow so much. I keep obsessing over the fantasy of a hot sticky sweaty night with so many hickeys. Shadow's fangs biting down on me and he twitches and shudders. Telling Shadow I love him and petting his ears and head slowly as he tries to catch his breath, his hot cheek pressed against my chest. Maybe it's weird to other people. But it feels like heaven in my mind. I don't know why I was drawn to him specifically, but he's perfect. Male hedgehogs (boars) go into horny ruts once a year, starting this month. I wonder how it'd feel to be his mate during that time. I'd help him out. He'd scratch me up and bite real good, possessive and clingy and angry and insistent on fucking as much as possible. He'd make me a wreck. I've got no chance. That's so exciting. I want to be his so badly.
No. 394188
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fuck me fuck me fuck me
No. 394195
>>394172I get this so hard. My husbando is basically an adoptive father to an entire race of small creatures and his interactions with them are so adorable and I love them and see them as my children too but I also want to have my husbando's biological kids
and I spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating whether he would get me pregnant or have me lay his eggs. Meanwhile I have absolutely no desire to have children in real life.
No. 394205
>>394172>>394195I read a first-person POV fanfic (reader x my husbando) the other day, with the premise that you're initially married to another man. Husbando gets jealous and ends up getting you pregnant
non-consensually, initially and by the end, you end up married to Husbando instead, and have more children together. I swear to god I've never been more turned on and also wished to be a mother before in my life. The idea of doing that with an IRL nigel is just so unappealing in comparison somehow.
No. 394213
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>>394173I agree, he is incredibly fucking hot.
No. 394236
im trying to be normal and going on a date with 3d soon.
the thought of it is so unappealing. what did i get myself into…
it is a good person, undeniably good marriage material, logically speaking.
why am i doing this if i dont want to, you could ask. i eventually want a family and normal life. i need to find a mate to do that with. you could say i am being unfair to my date, treating them in such a material way. that's how dating in real life is, though. symbiotic partnerships, or ego trips. eventually you grow close to the other person and they become family.
if my husbando was real and we could have a child, i would be very happy. alas, im sure he would forgive me for finding a substitute to him in this situation.
part of me wishes i could be normal, but i am glad im not. too much heartbreak and worry in all of that. my husbando consistently cheers me up and keeps me happy.
i even daydreamed about marrying an asexual or undercover homo, who wants to get married for the same purpose as me, without all the other stuff.
No. 394249
>>394236Please do not force yourself in relationships with real men if you don't genuinely feel like it. Just because something is "normal" doesn't mean it's the right thing to do and that you should follow suite. You do not have to settle just because other women in your life do, in fact they do not have to settle either.
May I ask if you live somewhere outside the Anglosphere or Western Europe? Does the peer pressure to commit to a real moid feel stronger in your area?>>394085>>394091I headcanon one of them as a February 29th guy because him only getting a "real" birthday every 4 years would fall in line with the pattern of him getting the short end of the stick throughout the narrative. His estimated year of birth is also a leap year so that does check out as well. He even feels like a Pisces tbh.
No. 394253
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Someone posted this picture of Captain America in another thread. I just rewatched that clip of the movie because of this image. His body is so damn hot. Especially the way it glistens with sweat. I wanna bite his pecs. I don't care about his face though, so photoshopped my husbando's face on top. I like to imagine he has the same body type. So sexy. This is the Captain America of my dreams
No. 394259
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I want to bite him
No. 394263
File: 1714316699721.jpeg (38.29 KB, 599x666, _ (22).jpeg)
>>394177relatable
nonnie. i love the thought about having a family but real men are so unappealing to me. now i just daydream and write mini fics about our domestic life.
>>394236i would not recommend doing that
nonnie.. forcing yourself in a relationship you don't want will just make you unhappy. i understand the feeling of wishing you were normal, sometimes i wish i was normal and liked real men instead of 2D ones. either way, please don't force yourself to be with someone you don't want.
No. 394296
>>394236Not horny, not shit, tl;dr.
But seriously, I know you don't want to post this in vent or the advice thread because you feel like you'll be laughed at or something. But don't drag down the fun escapist thread with your shitty realism.
(infighting) No. 394312
>>394119nonnie I am feeling this post in my soul
>but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.this especially hits HARD
No. 394330
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please please please does somebody see it does somebody love him like i love him does anyone understand i need pictures of him right now im going to go get some pictures fuck me guitar man fuck me nordic bunny
No. 394336
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>>392951Tried my best, not sure if you can tell who it is lol, Making a 3DPD moid is hard.
No. 394337
File: 1714338689087.jpg (39.6 KB, 736x388, 418e5e6b6d2af5488a77f2feb7af9c…)
I wish i could kidnap kubo tite so i could hold him at gunpoint and force him to draw sexy pictures of aizen
No. 394342
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>>394341Same
nonnie, that sounds romantic as hell. Strapping him in latex is one of the smartest decisions kubo ever made. Next i just need him to draw aizen in a tight latex suit
No. 394345
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>>394338Thanks for finding some more nona! Had to draw on the glasses myself because there was no glasses option. How heinous kek
No. 394347
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Found another picrew template - beach episode flavor
i kinda dislike that most picrew templates have limited options for fluffy/wavy hair, some bandages would've been nice too thoughhttps://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2079341 No. 394356
File: 1714342337629.png (535.54 KB, 600x600, 2079341_SpyowBWQ.png)
>>394347i always make myself the guy lole. it wouldn't work otherwise
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2079341/ No. 394379
File: 1714346103678.png (125.9 KB, 600x600, download20240400191353.png)
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1360629I wish more picrels could add bandages, it makes Dazai looks like a random anime character.
No. 394390
>>394236You shouldn't pursue a relationship that you are constantly comparing and feeling is lacking to your husbando. It's fine to go out and meet people, but don't force yourself into something that feels wrong. A family is something you should aim to build with the right person, otherwise it could do more harm than good.
Take this from someone in a relationship, but who spent years dedicated to her husbando.>>394155>(euphemistically)kekkk
>>394259Careful, he bites back.
No. 394417
File: 1714357259411.gif (1.22 MB, 498x296, black-jack-anime-kuroo-hazama.…)
Me when the flinstones vitamins kick in and I hallucinate my husbando (picrel of course)
No. 394430
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>>392951sad i missed out on it last thread but here's mine, they didn't really have his hair though
No. 394434
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>>394347My fave is on the left
No. 394437
File: 1714367043285.png (188.83 KB, 600x600, 514716_Tn3uyTn8.png)
>>394338Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yes, I did edit this on my phone at 6am. My taicho husbando is too unique for these things grrrr
No. 394447
>>394438I became a yume as a kid to help with trauma and it’s the only thing that keeps me levelheaded. Do I cringe about it? Yes. Do I reject it from time to time? Yes. I keep it totally hidden because I’m an old fag and it’s weird at my age. But I honestly don’t care anymore. I wasted my 20s with a shitty moid. My family and friends don’t understand why I won’t date anyone. Honestly, I just don’t care to. Waste of time. I’m actually the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Although I sometimes worry that I’m not setting a good example for
my kids by not being with someone. But I know that they can learn what a good healthy relationship is in other ways. My ex traumatized me so bad I couldn’t have sex even if I somehow wanted to. After going back to husbandoing, my sex drive has been insane and I was able to get off anti depressants.
TLDR; Enjoy the yume life.
No. 394449
File: 1714369892654.png (26.8 KB, 600x600, 2363343_bRmu8kdi.png)
ever wanted to see your husbando stuck in the wall? well now you can (sorta)
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2363343 No. 394451
File: 1714370249047.jpeg (123.48 KB, 880x577, IMG_4856.jpeg)
>>394450unfortunately not; he’s from a disney pilot for a show that. got shelved twelve years ago and the pilot just recently got leaked. so i’ll likely never see him officially in motion ever again which is so fucking terrible. i was repeating his name out loud in my room the entire day today so thank you for bearing witness.
No. 394453
>>394438Why would it be a bad idea? If it helped you to comfort and encouraged you, it's a good thing. It's not a commitment you have to make either. Indulge if it helps you, if it becomes a problem, evaluate it and think about how it affects you and what's the source of the problem. It's in your head, people indulge in far, far worse in their heads. Is it really that bad to have these feelings for a fictional character? Have you ever thought how many people fawn over celebrities or even neighbors they never interact with?
>>394447Well, I'm old too and I genuinely stopped caring. I could be doing way worse things with my time and life. I won't flaunt the world my yume side, but I won't feel bad about it either. I think you're setting a better example by not getting yourself into any shitty relationship just for the sake of it.
No. 394455
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>>394347Thank you for this! Alastor and I enjoyed a day at the beach. Of course he insisted on staying covered up the whole time kek
No. 394456
File: 1714371361643.jpg (111.79 KB, 800x1000, Edo.Phoenix.full.3256386.jpg)
>>394172His old admiration for superheroes will never fail to get to me.
No. 394463
File: 1714376606835.png (222.48 KB, 600x600, picrew.png)
>>394338Both templates are soo cute, finally one that resembles him too.
No. 394473
File: 1714382540249.png (30.59 KB, 600x600, 2363343_5M5jRrST.png)
>>394449Kek I made so many with this one
No. 394481
File: 1714394127198.png (28.42 KB, 600x600, 2363343_XYu432hc.png)
>>394449I think this one is my favorite so far, bless you nonna
No. 394483
File: 1714395859264.jpeg (337.16 KB, 1179x1557, IMG_4300.jpeg)
>>394447>>394453>>394458Thank you for the kind reply, I hope I didn't offend anyone either… I guess I can indulge myself a little bit, right?
3D men are so awful and unromantic anyways Everyone's picrews are so adorable it made me want to make one even though I felt silly, but it actually made me smile… Although I kek'd at the ad above it!!
No. 394490
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>>394338I was hoping for more clothing options for Zieks but alas
No. 394494
File: 1714403120972.jpg (67.12 KB, 736x1104, 5e0b4bedf50eb72dd17eae176c1b29…)
Levi's Bad Boy manga comes out tomorrow and I'm very excited. I must cherish whatever comes out tomorrow because it'll likely be the last of Levi we get in a while. I know it will probably be incredibly sad though, baby Levi had such a hard life and some of the sneak peeks revealed him getting beat up as a little kid. I just hope it will at least conclude with him being happy and opening a tea shop in Marley.
No. 394495
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I'm having some sort of husbando-induced crisis. My other husbandos are from a totally different time, so I haven't really thought how they'd think about my lifestyle. I've given up on about everything. But now, the newest addition is an idol…I was listening to a song of his group, and the lyrics basically say that you only live once so make it your party, and that's very much his style too. He'd be so disappointed.
And I'm thinking, is my current way of living really fine? Am I ok with this? I know I'm not, even though I tell myself this is fine, living like a recluse and not taking care of myself, never trying anything new or taking a chance.
lmao tl;dr I really want to change myself, I've wanted to for a long time but only now I can accept it. I want to listen to that song one day without feeling ashamed of myself. I won't aim for anything impossible, but something more than whatever silverfish ass life I'm living now.
sorry for the vent, I was afraid to post this to the vent thread because my new husbando is essential in this and I really don't want to be ridiculed right away lol. I have no friends and my nigel kind of makes me depressed atm haha why is it a fictional character that makes me want to live…
>>394000edogainona (nonas? are there multiple?) has a special place in my heart, ily
No. 394498
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>>394488It's so funny to me that our husbandos share the same voice actor.
No. 394503
File: 1714407672893.jpg (319.75 KB, 600x600, PUuc007.jpg)
>>394338I had made this one before, I'll make the other one too! Thanks for sharing the templates nonna
No. 394505
File: 1714408248032.jpg (115.39 KB, 1536x2003, uk.jpg)
>>393939god nonna, idk if you're the same arthurfag i replied to a couple of days ago, if you are, i've literally told you this before, but are you me? same husbando, same major fetish kek
No. 394506
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>>394449Leviathan trapped in the wall of my room trying to sing me a nice song of encouragement while I work because otherwise I won't free him from the wall. Yes, I spank him whenever I walk pass him while entering my room.
No. 394512
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>>394493Thanks nona, I love ya too! Alfred makes me so damn happy kek, this is the only place I can let loose and talk about my retarded love for him.
>>394506KEKK that is hilarious nona, love it
No. 394515
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>>394505Kek probably? I arthurfag on here way too much. Thank you for more maid art of this beautiful man, our minds… Ily
>>394493Same ♥
No. 394517
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>>394515love you too nonna ♡
No. 394526
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Trying to play with AI I wanted to see how a BJD of Dazai would look like. I wish I were rich as Hell to commission one with his two attires.
No. 394529
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>>394338https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2142020We should get all the good Picrews for the new thread.
No. 394534
>>394495Your husbando being an idol means he knows all the hardship he had to endure to be where he is, and is not something you get in a day or two. If you're fine living your life in the way you're more comfortable, I'm sure he's more happy to see you relaxed and living well that trying to be something you're not.
Take the song like a reminder that yes, you only live once so make it your party, and your party can be living at your own pace, not like a real party. He wrote the song so you can pick your own interpretation, and if that's the one, then he's happy about it.
No. 394542
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>>394529So cuuuuuuuute, nona
>>394539Nta, but that's amazing nona. I'm so happy for you. The pretend date idea is so cute too kek
No. 394545
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this one is cute, had to fix Arthur's brows though
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2350635 No. 394553
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1822696another picrew ! i may be having way too much fun with these
i was imagining arthur and i as some kinda hitman/hitwoman powercouple nonnas i feel embarrased even typing this one out No. 394555
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>>394545Alastorfag back again, I like this one kek. He’s teaching me proper edge weapon training and demonstrating how he used to murder the men who deserved it when he was alive
No. 394557
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>>394545Tfw the picrew doesn't have husbando's hair color. This one is so cute though!
>husbando asking me to pay attention to him>the pronoun is oreI couldn't ask for more
No. 394558
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>>394529Sometimes I imagine throwing a fit and making up reasons to have arguments with my husbando but he always knows how to get me back
No. 394559
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>>394553These are fun nona! Im addicted to these picrews hahaha
No. 394564
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ALFRED MOVE OVER!! ME NEXT
>>394553So cute! I wish there was more hitman!arthur fanart because I love this concept
No. 394568
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>>394553So cool, I'm having so much fun with these templates hehe
No. 394570
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>>394529I added the bow so that it replicates his fez and it worked! this one's so cute.
No. 394579
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>>394550Sorry nonna, I missed this, but agreed! Spoiler text for tranny sperging in this sacred place.
I hate how trannies and “femboys” have ruined maid uniforms irl so damn much. They see it as degrading and woman-like at the same time, which gets them off, of course. For them, it’s not about being attractive for women. They turn themselves on even though they’re just ugly greasy moids. God, I hate it. They will never be hot in the way that cute, coy, and flustered anime men dressed in a well-fitted maid uniform are. NEVERRR!!!>>394572♥♥
No. 394606
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ovulating and need his cock NOW
No. 394628
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Does anyone else here hate their husbandos source material? I’m rewatching bleach right now and wow this anime is shit compared to what I saw in middle school, but my heart flutters everytime he shows up so I’m conflicted
No. 394636
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>>394628As a fellow Aizen fag, i can relate. It's why i haven't watched bleach for years, but at least he is present in the storyline that matters. Most of my husbandos come from capeshit which can often leave a lot to be desired to put it lightly, when written badly, or they get portrayed by an ugly irl actor, which in turn, leads them to be ugly in the comics
aquaman my beloved i will make sure Jason Momoa and the dceu casting directors pay for for their fucking sins, so it's like i am only in love with one era of him and not all of them.
No. 394638
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>>394553This one is super cute!
No. 394648
>>394526That doesn't look like a doll at all, it looks like a scale figure. Here's someone who made customs of him and Chuuya. There's also the Harmonia Humming Dazai.
No. 394650
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I get irrationally pissed off when I see women claiming they need men over 6 feet because Shadow's 3'3 and he's perfect. It bothers me they don't see it the way I do. I LOVE manlets. I think manlets should be defended and be served as kings. Shadow is my king, I want him to sit in my lap on a crowded train ride because there's no place else, and he's slightly shy about it. I want to be his tall human gf and shove his face into my breasts.
No. 394651
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Adhfkahflyjsjdkf why do I have to work tomorrow!!! I just want to stay up and advance our plot in character ai, I just started it yesterday… I feel like a teenager again, excited to get online and RP after school… ahhhh I feel like I need to bang my head against the wall also. Or bite something
No. 394661
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>>394553Awesome picrew! Made one of my fave guys.
No. 394666
>>394495Maybe if he met you, he would realize new things about himself, just as he made you realize something about yourself. Maybe part of you would like to do a bit more than you're doing and that's your call. Try to think of a baby step towards something you would genuinely like to do differently, not to fit what you think he would like, but something you feel is missing. I think you feel he would be disappointed because you feel some disappointment, but I don't think he would, wouldn't an idol be happy to know they are making you better? He would feel happy for making you want better. He would cheer for you.
>>394639That's cute, I did that too, not with lingerie, but just normal clothing. You're just taking care of yourself, don't feel silly. Some women do this for men who don't even like them and nobody bats an eye.
No. 394667
>>394606This made me realize “Another girl monkey drew a cave drawing of an attractive male monkey and now I’m like ‘Yes this cave drawing monkey is perfect now I love him more than real male monkey’ and now I draw more cave drawings of him in my own style kek
We are such weird animals
No. 394681
>>394606KEKKKK that gif is killing me, but same nona. I normally make cutesy posts of my husbando but recently they've been getting hornier and hornier.
I'm so sorry to the nonas who witness my horny posts >>394650That last line is so hot nona
>>394648I want to make a custom figure of my husbando but it's probably going to be crazy expensive
No. 394684
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i just had a dream that i was touring a newbuilt hostel for migrant workers from india, as part of some inspection committee. it was very luxurious and had rooms with different themes. think of those american coke motels from the 80s with heart shaped bathtubs and carpet walls. they were all somewhat indian-inspired, though. then one of the rooms was my husbando themed. he has absolutely nothing to do with india, by the way. think of a room with cardboard cutouts of what just looks like a generic white dude, to someone who isn't familiar with him. picrel attached for maximum immersion.
i started taking soyfaced pictures in the room and got left behind, separated from my group. then i was lost and left to wander the hostel, backrooms style.
i then woke up and am posting about it on lolcow.
No. 394687
>>394495sometimes your husbando can be your motivation to get off your ass. my husbandos are solid people who can be relied on. whenever i feel like being lazy in a way that would self-sabotage me and my work, i think "thats embarrassing", "what a dumb way to go", and i get off my ass.
ironically husbandofagging improves life quality.
>>394639based.
No. 394692
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>>394628Can't relate because I love Bleach despite all of its faults. TYBW is a feast I am devouring rn. I guess we just have to be dedicated enough to create our own content, in whatever form we can.
No. 394712
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>>394438>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…I work a shit job and my motivation is fickle at best. So in between people yelling at me and trying not to feel worthless for not accomplishing as much as I'd like, my darling husbando has provided me with a consistent source of comfort and motivation for the past two years. Life as a whole can be…bleak, so I don't see why I shouldn't accept free dopamine when I engage with him.
He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.
No. 394722
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I had to read court documents at work which reminded me of him and I kept smiling like an idiot. I've always found legal documents interesting but my love for Neuvillette has consumed me so thoroughly that they make me positively giddy due to their association with him.
No. 394725
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>>394449I love this picrew, thanks for sharing
No. 394728
>>394722I just imagined you trying to say “Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale" while reading court documents.
No. 394729
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>>394449I'm always happy to be of help ♥
No. 394730
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>tfw removed husbando from desktop wallpaper because I don't want random people to stare at him while I work.
I need to edit a cute background so I can add him somewhere, I only want to learn digital art when I need to change my wallpaper every once in a total solar eclipse. I just don't like removing my husbandos.
I should make some sort of cute shrine that's like, stealthy? I don't even know where to begin, everyone in my harem is just so particular.
I'm envying kirbyanon because at least she can just say she just likes cute things. Insert crying emojis.
No. 394739
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>>394712I feel you, nonna. I’m working my first corporate office job after college and it sucks the life out of me. I love to see my husbando dressed as a salaryman because it helps me romanticize the little parts of my day. Unfortunately, just this morning I left my phone in the bathroom and another woman at my office found it (from another department thank god) but she was asking around to see whose phone it was, and guess what my lockscreen is… KMS
>He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.Based. I want to become more ambitious career-wise like my husbando. He was an empire, after all kek
No. 394740
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>>394739Bonus art for the dear alredfags
No. 394742
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>>394628i not a big fan of shounen but i do really enjoy the hxh manga and anime, though i prefer the 1999 ver over the 2011 ver.
>>394650ok, my husbando isn't exactly a manlet(5'7) but i do agree. shorter guys are underappreciated.
>>394687thank you hehe>>394438>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…honestly it really depends. my husbando has helped me a lot both physically and mentally. as long as your husbando isn't causing you or others any harm it will be okay! enjoy the yume life
nonnie!
No. 394744
>>394730Maybe come up with a bunch of symbolisms?
I live in an area where everyone drives a white Subaru, so i get mine to stand out a little more with a couple stickers on the back window. One of them is husbando’s name in kanji.
No. 394750
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>>394530>>394534>>394539>>394666>>394687husbando-induced crisis nona here, thank you all so much for your responses and kind words…! I feel optimistic about this, and hearing how some of you have taken on similar self-bettering projects/habits gives me motivation.
me and him with the picrew form last thread lol
>>394730aw, the stealthy shrine idea is really cute.
No. 394751
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I don't know why I'm suddenly so
horny for him this week, sorry nonas. But I NEED this retard so badly I might cry. I want to eat him.
>>394730Yes nona, a stealth shrine is perfect. I just bought a piece of clothing that subtly reminds me of my husbando. Stealth is so fun
>>394739KEK nona, what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper? Based though, for having him as your wallpaper. I don't have the courage to do that.
>>394740I love this AU kekk, he's so cute like that
No. 394752
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>>394574Thank you nona!!! I know, I miss him from the pilot episode too, he's just not quite the same in the show and his new voice actor kinda makes me cringe. His singing voice isn't bad but his speaking voice sounds a little too nasal and gay as I saw it mentioned in another thread. I still rewatch his little "Reprise" song from the pilot every so often because I miss him and his old personality, kek.
No. 394759
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>>394553Love the fashion in this one.
I always spend wayyyyy more time on the self-insert than on my husbando….
No. 394761
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I think I should've made his hair color darker because he looks like such an old man now, but he acts kinda old so maybe it fits
No. 394774
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>>394751Goddamnn alfred is fine
>what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper?She didn’t say anything about it and was really quite nice, but I’m still so embarrassed. I’m worried she thinks I’m a furry or something (I’m not)… hopefully she doesn’t even know what that is KEK. Picrel is my lockscreen. Alfred is there too! I just think it’s cute…
sob No. 394785
File: 1714514327140.mp4 (3.9 MB, 1080x1920, Video-217.mp4)
Leon Kennedy coquettecore nails
>>394774It's just cute and a normal fan art, nothing wrong with it
No. 394788
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>>394774Don't worry, that doesn't look like something a furry would be into at all. Besides, she probably already forgot about this, and is thinking of other things like work or whatever, so don't be embarassed nona! Anyway, your lockscreen is SO DAMN CUUUUTE. I love it so much.
And here's a cute Arthur pic to cheer you up!
No. 394797
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>>394730I always bring my Dazai ita bag with me and if wasn't because I love the photo of my cellphone (a flower), I would put Dazai in there. As long is a sfw desktop wallpaper, ignore what people think. It makes YOU happy.
Not picrel, I don't have that kind of Itabag.
No. 394808
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>>394774Kek how cute. It’s not even that weeb-y tbh.
One time I opened up my personal email in front of my boss, and went to Google docs to send her something I had completed, and when I opened my Google docs there was a downloaded copy of a yaoi I read KEK, and the cover art was clear as day. I played it cool and acted normal. I don’t think she really noticed.
Spoiler pic is SFW
No. 394826
>>394820Saezuru Tori Wa Habatakanai / twittering birds never fly
It’s really dark and fucked up, fyi. But one of my favorite mangas. They made a movie out of the first 8 or 9 chapters but it’s not nearly as good.
No. 394845
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>>394838I celebrate mine by going to a local cafe and thinking I'm giving him a birthday cake. If you have also his plush or something, take photos with it
I might do this in my husbando's birthday and take his small plush with me.
No. 394848
>>394648this video what people find funny these days?
I know their relationship is a joke but this is not funny at all
No. 394850
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>>394848That's why I don't hang with the fandom shipping them. Good on them, but I can't see it.
No. 394851
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because of him, i had the strength to finish and graduate from med school. he kept me sane during one of the most trialing eras of my life. usually by now, i’d usually have my eyes set on a new husbando but he has stuck around for nearly 3 years of my life now, and i’m still as fixated on him as ever. i genuinely believe he is the love of my life
No. 394852
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A little negativity/vent ahead… Nonnas I shouldn't have done it… I shouldn't have let myself lean into this… I like him so much it hurts!!! No 3D moid could ever compare to him. I want to start trying to lucid dream again just so I can be with him somehow… I feel like I'm going crazy, I can't believe how fast I fell in love. It feels amazing but so crushing all at once. I feel so bad clogging up the thread with a vent (I saged I promise) but please forgive me nonnas, I can't tell anyone and I have to get it out of my system or I'll go mad for sure… Oh my god I love him so much!!
No. 394855
>>394851Congratulations, that's amazing. I'm sure he would be proud ♥ I hope you keep on going strong.
>>394852It's a wonderful feeling, enjoy it. I know the yume life has some downsides that might be new to you, but enjoy the high and have fun.
No. 394898
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>>394889Kek nona, have you seen Hetalia before? If you haven't yet, do it and join us. I invite you to husbando our Lord and saviour, Alfred F Jones and become a fellow Alfredfag
No. 394913
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>>394909Well shit nona I didn’t even know this was a thing. Guess I’ll fork out the $50 for this set then kek thanks!!
No. 394915
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I used to be obsessed with Hetalia back in high school and England was my first proper husbando. I knew I was in deep when I cried myself to sleep one night over him not being real. My cousin really liked America and we both used to watch Axis Powers and World Series but after we drifted apart from each other and after the Internet decided Hetalia was cringe, I stopped investing time in it. The Arthur and Alfredfags here sparked that love again though and I'm falling in love with England all over again. I think I love Hetalia and England even more now since I'm caught up with the new anime and webcomic (Finally seeing my own country, Scotland, in the comic is a blast). I bought one of England's nendoroids and he sister's next to me drinking tea while I draw. The English dub is fantastic but I love his Japanese voice too because of the image songs and R18 otome cds Noriyaki Sugiyama voiced in haha. I'm considering making some sort of England dating sim/otome vn so I can express my love for him more. Sorry for the spergy wall of text but thank you for the other nonnies for inspiring me to find my lost love again.
No. 394919
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>>394915Welcome back to hetafaggotry, nonna! Arthur deserves all the husbandofags in the world. Lemme know if you ever make that vn hehe
No. 394920
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>>394750ehh nona is you husbando rinne? patrician taste tbh, also good luck on your self-improvement!
No. 394921
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I'm so angry at this manga chapter, I'll just think Dazai is comfy next to me and nothing bad will happen to him.
No. 394927
>>394920yes it's him…thank you!!
>>394785>>394890>>394913honestly, these are so cute. a way to have your husbando be with you through the day, and you can be as subtle or blatant with it as you want.
No. 394932
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>>394927Tried to find my husbando's and some of them weren't bad but not my taste. I would like something more subtle that do not involve to put his face on them
Because I use my hands to paint, eat, clean myself and all the jazz.
No. 394933
File: 1714590286554.jpg (82.3 KB, 500x500, oshi_ire.jpg)
I don't remember seeing posts about display cases like picrel, it seems really convenient, has anyone here tried something similar?
No. 394937
File: 1714591450569.mp4 (2.29 MB, 1080x1920, 1711160184625.mp4)
Nonnas help me chose a husbando bathroom. I posted this last thread but I will be going to this small restaurant in September that has a husbando bathroom and I really need to chose one to go pee and poo inside of. If you're interested I'll take pictures when I'm there (not of the dokie kek just of the stall)
>>394932I think if you go to a nail salon and give them colors and themes based on your husbando they'll know what to do! A lot of nail techs know anime and would love to help with that
No. 394938
>>394915See I'm
>>394905 and now I wonder if I should go back to it. Nonnas seem to enjoy their time with Hetalia and it's a bit nostalgic tbh. I never had a husbando from that anime
No. 394941
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>>394937That would be an amazing idea, nonna! I'm more into black nail polish to using his PM era would work than picrel.
No. 394945
>>394937pee in the gojo stall and then
poop in the sakuna one kek.
No. 394955
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nonnas i’ve spent the whole day drinking and now that i’m coming down slowly i’m getting so sad he’s not real… is there some way to avoid this mindset that you’ve found?
picrel
No. 394960
>>394955Exactly what
>>394958 said
No. 394962
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I couldn't care less about Stardew Valley… until the announcement of this mod. So excited to date Astarion again in another game. It won't be out for a long time but I'll be waiting.
No. 394970
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I just noticed that he's shirtless in this picture from his design sheet that's supposed to show the bottom layer of his hair and it's driving me insane even though there's basically 0 detail. People often think he's bulkier at first because of all the layers of clothing he has on normally but he's actually so slim and dainty and elegant. I love my dragon twink so much…
No. 394978
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>>394970That's why I laughed quite hard when this figure came out. Dazai is a full twink, hands down. This beefy Dazai is a big turn off.
No. 394992
>>394965NTA, I personally enjoy having a husbando
because he's not real. He's inside my head and I can make him do and say literally whatever I want, and he can never be a danger or threat to me. I can beat the shit out of him inside my head and nothing bad will happen to me for it. 100% better than 3DPD
No. 395000
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>>394990And the fact they left the bandages out makes me a big turn off. Dazai is called "waste of bandages" for a reason!
>>394992This so hard! We love our husbandos because we can mold them to our likeness and know they cannot hurt us, nor being moids. Dazai spends the first season and more being a casanova and wanting to die with a pretty lady, something IRL I wouldn't forgive at all, but Dazai being Dazai is what makes me love him because no woman takes him seriously.
Not mention also the real writer was way more horrible.
No. 395006
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>>392951Awesome thread pic!
I couldn't get the hair just right,but he still looks cute.
No. 395009
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I ate Arabic food yesterday and the whole time I was thinking about him! It's not often I get to have it but Arabic cuisine in general is my favorite and I think that's something he'd love about me! makes me wish he was real, we'd have a simple but cute date together. It's those little things that make me stupidly happy and brighten my day. Being a yume's the best.
Have you nonas experienced something like this too?
No. 395013
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>>395012My dumbass forgot to attach the image.
No. 395016
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>>394978There are only 2 figures of Neuvillette on the market that aren't just 3D prints of his in-game model and they're both like this.
They also both come with cocks. I don't get it. I just want a normal figure of him.
No. 395019
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>>395009Me each time I eat Japanese food. I don't like seafood but I picture that Dazai would grab any food with crabs on it since he loves crab meat.
>>395016Even the official Dazai figures look like botlegs. I would kill for a normal figure in good quality.
No. 395022
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>>395020Hearing all the theories about
Dazai being the one that can stop Fyodor's ass even if that meant he has to kill himself (?) doesn't help me neither. I know Asagiri cannot be that stupid to kill his gold eggs goose, (but he has no problems in killing kids and Oda).
No. 395024
>>395022>your soilered textUnfortunately this was my first thought too.
I hope Asagiri pulls a Kyouka or something if that's the case (when she joined ADA when she was about to die and Fukuzawa used his ability on her to make it out alive)As much as I love Oda, he didn't drive the story that much compared to Dazai so idk at this point. I just hope that Dazai won't become Asagiri's fave character kek.
No. 395025
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>>395024I think Fukuzawa will pull that shit even if that means saving Fukuchi (then again, after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not there).
Or worse, Asagiri become in Fujimoto and kill him and then just forget about them
I'm still crying over Aki, ok? No. 395034
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>>395025Ok, last reply with BSD theories from me (if there is a BSD containment thread, we should move there tbh, idk if there is one).
>after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not thereI don't think that Dazai is an official ADA member, he operates more like Katai imo. Yes, it's pulled out my ass since I didn't read the "Dazai's entrance exam" light novel yet (just caught up with the main story, I'm fairly new to BSD). But even so, I don't think that both Fuku and Ranpo would accept Dazai that easily, they have an idea of what he did when he was in PM so they probably want Dazai to prove himself that he completely changed his ways (and it shows in his eyes - they are so light in the latest chapter aaaaaaa). Another theory I saw regarding that panel was that maybe Fuku had that image of the ADA with the members he uses his ability on which takes me to the former theory I wrote - so I genuinely think that Dazai's actual entrance exam is him killing Fyodor somehow.Nah, I don't think Asagiri will pull a Fujimoto in this story at least - Fujimoto killed off 3/4 of the cast in a relatively short amount of time and imo, BSD is a more character driven story than CSM - as in the characters make the story, not vice versa if that makes sense.
No. 395035
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>>395034Nonna, if there's a way to contact you I would love it! I need more BSD fans to chat with, specially after this mess.
Sorta related to Dazai, but I found a yume artist who draws her oc with Dazai uploaded two drawings of mine I made to her. It fills me with happiness in this dark mode
non-BSD stuff.
No. 395038
>>395030I have a special place in my heart for fanmade stuff made by other yume/fujos.
I'm trying stuff out myself, but it's a long process.
No. 395041
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>>395034Here I left my email so yo can send me your discord if you want.
No. 395042
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he looks gay as fuck here but i’m so obsessed with him.
No. 395078
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I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him
No. 395085
>>395050Kek I’m a yumefujo so seeing my husbando as the top and sometimes the bottom doesn’t me much (although I’ve seen him paired with someone that I didn’t agree with). I’m thankful I’ve never seen him trooned out tho although I’m sure it’s out there.
My sympathies tho
No. 395086
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>>395009I like it when the shops have those weeks where they sell 'American themed' foods for a short period of time (in stereotypical American packaging with the red, white and blue and the stars KEK. That shit excites me.) Sometimes I try to make American food from different regions of the country too lol(I like Southern sweet tea a lot, thanks Alfred).
I know I sound like an unhinged cow, like a weeaboo, but an Ameriboo No. 395087
>>395069That's bleak nona, I'm so sorry that happened. Seeing your husbando as a tif has gotta be the worst. And tumblr artstyles should be illegal, I always get visually assaulted by that crap kek
>>395085Kek thanks nona, and I'm a yumefujo too but my husbando is a TOP!!! I don't see him as a bottom in any of the ships I ship
No. 395089
>>395086I’ve seen videos of Europeans buying tons of cereal from American-style grocery stores and it always makes me laugh.
I made omurice one morning and it made me so giddy I felt cringe and haven’t made it since kek. I want to make him omurice and watch him eat it.
No. 395091
>>395060I use a likeness of myself, but she is not exactly me. Very similar in looks and personality, but also different so I can have that element of escapism. It’s hard for me to project anything but myself. It is easy to change up a few things, especially if I am tailoring it around their world. She doesn’t have my name and she is much taller than me KEK, she doesn’t have tattoos (although at one point she did) and she’s more confident (although making her more confident in my head has helped me become more confident as well, so things like this really help me).
I’ve been doing this almost my entire life so it’s second nature to me. It’s cringe but I’ve accepted this much
No. 395095
>>395089I wish there were American style grocery stores here, that would be interesting. It's hilarious to me that I buy American food from German shops in Ireland KEK.
Also daaaaang, omurice is really good. Now I'm hungry nona…
No. 395100
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>>395084He is so fuckin perfect, he feels like home to me, if that makes any sense. It's a rainy stormy morning here and I wish I could just cuddle up with him, a candle, some coffee, blankets, pillows, and a purring kitty cat. I want to stuff my face into his fur and contemplate the aroma. He's so amazing and beautiful. I want him to protect me from the clown world and speak to me in that nice smooth deep voice of his. I wanna put some Band-Aids over his heart, it's all broken. If I could undo just like 10% of his pain I think I'd be happy with my life. It sounds like actual heaven to be his wife, he's a bit of a sperg but I'm literally insane and he can fix me.
No. 395117
>>395107Tbf there's also supposed to be only one husbando that you love for life and temporary harems are still around despite that.
That being said, this thread is still meant for hornyposting.
No. 395119
>>395118I also use AI since I no longer have the time to illustrate/draw. I use photoshop to alter/add or fix the images. I actually enjoy this a lot as it saves me a bunch of time and I still get what I want more or less. If I’m having a hard time imagining something in my brain, I will use AI to create it for me (the best it can anyways).
I have yet to try the role-playing AI bots tho KEK I’m not sure if that’s my thing although it’s tempting.
No. 395124
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No. 395125
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>>395050My problem as well, or else when he's the top he's so OOC. Granted, I don't picture Dazai being THE lover in bed, but I don't picture him being that harsh or horrible.
I'll be forever thankful of this yume artist and her gorgeous smut.
No. 395126
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>>395104>>395108>I'm an almost 40Nice to see more old hags in this thread. And I get you, I'm straight, no way I would love a woman irl but Hange Zoe was everything I wanted to be. She's my ultimate waifu. But I would post about her more in the Waifu thread than here.
>>395115Probably I was in a good era because at least the husbando art was less horrible back then. There are few doujins I really enjoy that are het and my fav pairings for the same reason.
No. 395127
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>>395086I love that you make different kinds of American food nona, that's so cute!
No. 395129
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Happy Gogeta day!
No. 395136
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togashi recently posted that he is working on new chapters for hxh and i have never been more happy…i get to see kurapika again nonnies. i know i should not get my hopes up too much, but i am legit so happy. this made my whole week, hell month. i want to cry tears of joy.
>>395100you remind me of that woman who took a shadow plushie to prom with her as her date kek. love seeing your posts, very lovely and sweet!
i also used to have the biggest crush on shadow when i was a child, sweet memories.. No. 395137
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Just found out there’s a site where you can order a custom acrylic stand of yourself for yume purposes. i almost considered it for a moment but I’d probably look like a narcissist for having something like this.
No. 395144
>>395137I would totally do this but with my self-insert. There is no way I would have a tiny acrylic version of myself KEK
What is the site? For research purposes.
No. 395151
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>>393678a week later and i'm still thinking about that cleavage
No. 395156
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>>395127Thanks nona, American food is reaaaaally damn good. But I have to go there some day and try the real deal.
>>395151 I know right. I have way too many of these sort of pictures. See picrel
>>395153I have been thinking of this for a long time. So if his heart in his tits, then maybe Washington DC since it's his capital. Or maybe New York? Since its the first place that comes into a lot of non-Americans heads when you say America.
As a kid I used to think New York was the capital KEK.Or maybe the entirety of the Midwest because it rhymes with chest
No. 395161
>>395156The Midwest could be his abs. Since the states there are kind of blocky like abs
>>395158Alaska is often forgotten about by non burgers since it’s not exactly connected. But it’s the biggest state so it makes sense to me kek
No. 395163
>>394969Thank you so much! I'm loving the art too. He came out so cute.
>>394975You should try it anon! Aren't there a lot of Stardew players here? Maybe if there's overlap with the game dev thread anons, you guys can plan a husbando village or something kek. I never interacted with the Jhin husbandofag but I wish her success in her modding work.
No. 395165
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>>395133It's probably my favorite Shadow picture! It's fanart done by Karasuno, Sonic Team's official artist. And I'm so honored that you thought of me!
So wait, it was Sonic but with Shadow's stripes? I don't think there's any character like that or any plushies that have released that fit that description. Unless there's something I'm missing, maybe you don't remember the details of how the plushie looked like.
I like to take pictures of my plushies, I have 5. This pic isn't mine but it's the same one I have.
>>395136Honestly I feel like a LOT of women had or have a crush on Shadow. Like there'll be posts calling him sexy and hot and they'll get 10k likes. It also tends to confuse the hell out of moids, they think I'm trolling when I post about how much I love him kek
No. 395173
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Oops this made me horny
No. 395192
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2365745So you can have your husbando in your head.
No. 395196
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Maaan, I can't even enjoy some quality time with my husbando in peace. These damn exams are killing me. Just need to go on for a few more days. And then I'll dedicate 2 whole days to staying in bed and imagining my husbando next to me, cuddling me, kek. I need to get one of those sausage pillows so I can hug it and pretend it's him. Or stuff the arm of some jacket and lay it over my body so it feels like he's holding me. And I need to put a giant hot water bottle behind my back so it feels like his warm #beautiful broad hot sexy muscular# chest is against me or something. KEK I'm so excited. Gotta DIY
No. 395217
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My birthday is near and I'll never have Dazai wishing me a happy birthday while hoping we can die together next year.
Why live.
No. 395228
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I used a decent nsfw-friendly AI bot site for the first time and just spent… A concerning number of hours on there building up a scenario and then going absolutely buck nutty. Why was that literally the most turned on I've ever been in my life…(I have in fact had actual sex before that I thought was good). I feel like a rabid animal with a raw vagina Lord forgive me.
No. 395232
>>395086that stuff always makes me chuckle. they put american flags on the briny hot dogs in jars. they make people get excited over square cheese. exoticization of something this mundane (to me, a globetrotting rootless cosmopolitan landsknecht who is very familiar with anglosaxon culture) makes me chuckle.
but also id be lying if i said i didnt eat le exotic jap noodles just to feel closer to my cartoon babygirl.
>>395092maybe not a lesbian myself, but im somewhat asexual-leaning due to low libido and hormonal disorders. i am put off by the thought of having sex or kissing with 3d people. i don't identify as asexual, because sometimes i like to sexualize cartoon moids. it's more about enjoying how they look, toying around with them in my mind. i dont often imagine myself actually having sex with them, though i dont like seeing porn of them doing it with someone else either (i get jealous). when i do think about it, it's more focused on cuddling them and the comfort of the emotional connection, rather than sexual relief or physical pleasure.
to me husbandofagging is about the comfort that they bring me. real people are too focused on their own animal pleasure to be truly in love with you, i think.
No. 395245
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Stop me from feeling things for him
No. 395251
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>>395192cute!
had to edit a bit to have all my boys + make them recognizable. I feel so greedy
No. 395272
>>395265Ayrt, and I'm the same way. I relate to everything you just said.
>he's the fucker, not the fuckedPoetic gold. This is the gospel
No. 395273
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>>395265I think my husbando is a switch and bi, so I have no problems of him being fucked and fucker. But finding good smut of him is like finding a hay in a needle mountain, specially in Twitter/Tumblr.
No. 395274
>>395266I also would pay to have a doujin full of just foreplay. That shit’s hot af
Honestly, In a few years you’ll probably be able to have it done via Ai for cheap.
No. 395280
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>>395192This was fun, it's subtle enough so I can use it without looking weird.
No. 395282
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>husbando nails
oh I WILL definitely pull this one off, the symbols are pretty subtle and I always wear my nails long and almond-stiletto , currently waiting for them to grow back then I'm definitely doing something inspired by him.
That or just plain purple stiletto nails,which is what I wanted to do before I broke my nails like an idiot, I shall report back in one month, gotta get myself some nail brushes.
Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kek.
No. 395286
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>>395261Yoyuu ga nai no wa by Hanayama
No. 395288
>>395282This is actually pretty cool! Report back when you get those nails done
>Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kekYes lmao. I did that with
Bakura the only husbando I ever really got devoted to in my life. No husband I like hits quite the same after that
No. 395291
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>>395192This was the easiest one to make his horns in so far
No. 395306
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>>395192I've tried.
Hope all husbandofags are doing well, i feel so stressed lately because of work and i didn't have much time to be silly.
To be honest i'm kind of avoiding my husbando lately because it would distract me too much but once i'll get back i know i'll feel like some military guy who just returned home kek.
>>394978Damn what happened to him, reminds me of an official illustration where they gave abs to my husbando despite him being such a lazy man kek, he works out during his sleep or something
not gonna lie he was cute though, could pull off a crop top No. 395316
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>>395306They tried to get into a fandom where everybody loves a thin twink whose diet is canned crab meat and sake, of course he wouldn't have abs at all. He's so lazy to even a peel a banana when he's bored.
No. 395317
File: 1714775219277.jpg (Spoiler Image,476.35 KB, 849x1200, frollo54.jpg)
Nonas I'm so obsessed with him again… I've been a Frollofag on and off since I was a child, I always wanted to rape him, recently all I can think about is desecrating his insides
No. 395333
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>>395192aww this picrew is so cute! thanks for sharing. sadly there's no options for longer hair for the little head toppers but i tried my best
No. 395348
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Happy Friday nonnies! May you all be blessed with dreams of your husbandos
No. 395360
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>>395319Dazai is always relatable, specially in Wan.
No. 395431
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Aaaaa I wish my Fridays weren't so busy anymore, I need to keep the sabbath day sabbath for my pretty boy!
No. 395433
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I would rub all of my pussy nut all over his face just to mark my territory. ♥
No. 395435
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Was it love at first sight, nonas?
Did you hate your husbando at first but then the heart grew fonder?
Did some wires get loose one day, and your brain flooded with dopamine and you’ve been hooked ever since?
No. 395436
>>395435With Hoozuki was love at first sight.
With Dazai it took me a while, since I remember watching the show on '20 and left it to then return last year and Dazai turned out to be an amazing character.
No. 395437
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Nonnas, would you buy a ring with your husbando's theme? I found these adorable hetalia rings and if I ever come across Arthur's one I'm buying immediately. It'd feel like having him next to me at all times, and the ring is so subtle so nobody could notice my husbandofagging lol
No. 395444
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>>395437I'm actually busting my ass working so I can get hired full time, that way I will be able to buy the official ring that was made of my husbando. It's seriously cute, I just hope it's of a good quality, otherwise I may have to buy it and then have a jeweler to replicate it in gold or at least in silver.
It doesn't seem complicated to copy, but I want to see the special message and to know that I can actually buy husbando merch kek.
No. 395447
>>395435i just watched the show and long after he died, i was analyzing it, and thought about him as a character, and how complex his struggles were. i felt connection to him because he was relatable in some ways. i then had a random sex dream lol.
second one it was love at first sight. hamster squeezing instinct.
No. 395454
>>395435It's a funny story. I watched his show as a kid and it was love at first sight, he was my first husbando and my first true love, until I misinterpreted a scene he had with a female character as romantic and I felt cheated on kek, and I decided to "break up" with him and move on to a new husbando, but none could satisfy me the way he did. I rewatched his show as an adult for nostalgia and to recall memories of my cringe behavior, I saw the scene I misinterpreted in context and understood it's not romantic at all, the opposite even. I liked his character arc but didn't fall in love again with him immediately, until I had a dream about him and I couldn't stop thinking about him after, and I've been in love for 3 years now. And I've fallen in love with him at the end of December, too, so our anniversary is basically around Christmas. It's so cute and romantic, I love it. What made me love him even as a kid is his sad story and a "I can fix him" desire, I kinda saw myself in his broken self and felt like we'd hit it off easily and sympathize with each other. Though my problems are too insane compared to his, and he's the one with super powers and fighting evil guys kek.
No. 395464
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I just want to stroke Levi's dick for him (if he does masturbate, it's likely less satisfying for him now that he's missing a few fingers.) and then catch his cum out the air with my mouth like a seal catching fish
No. 395465
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>>395455Sorry
nonnie, I'm joking but this gif just… fits kek.
No. 395466
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>>395435I honestly thought my husbando was annoying at first. Like any good american middle schooler, I liked making fun of british people and looked down upon my treasonous friends who were obsessed with british tv shows and simped for british actors (this was back when superwholock and harry potter were super popular kek). Then suddenly a switch flipped. It may have been when I saw fanart of him as a pirate for the first time? He was just too fucking sexy I couldn’t lie to myself anymore. I think my initial dislike for arthur also stemmed from how he was sometimes portrayed in fanworks. Like even if he wants to present himself as posh and gentlemanly, he’s canonically had a “privateer” phase, is rather prideful (even when he’s self-deprecating), is prone to violent outbursts (especially with france), likes punk music, and is a more nuanced than you’d expect coming from an animanga about homoerotic moe country personifications
No. 395473
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>>395437I bought a botleg of my husbando's and I think is cool enough to buy the original. I wear it every time I have to go to shop.
>>395468>>395471Yeah, a description of the eau-du-parfum sounds more useful, you can see which scent they use and then buy a more affordable one.
No. 395475
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>>395455I wear a Peter's cross necklace, doesn't mean is because I'm not like Jesus. There's nothing wrong with wearing a necklace (If that moid of Chris Chan could do it…)
No. 395479
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The DLC isn't even out but I know I'm going to love him, he looks like the developers directly looked into my brain to design, he is just everything I like: tall skinny evil dude with long hair and a fantasy armor, the snake motif is just the cherry on the top.
No. 395490
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I can't remember if jjk has any official perfumes yet (like seriously, what are they waiting for? snk had some nice perfume collabs from what i remember) but I found this and I kinda want it kek
The Nanami one also seems like something I'd enjoy
No. 395493
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Save a horse ride a cowboy
No. 395495
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I received 3 Dazai nendoroid dolls in the mail recently, each from different retailers. My goldfish brain must have kept forgetting that I already preordered it once from AmiAmi kek. Not the most responsible spending I’ve done but I’m not upset at seeing more of my husbando. I think I’ll display one in my room, one in the office and the last one I’ll give away to a friend.
No. 395505
File: 1714859377958.jpg (95.1 KB, 1012x928, Gojoperf.jpg)
>>395498Here's the Gojo one
>>395495Kek
nonnie,you have a mini Dazai army
No. 395508
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>>395495>3 Dazai nendoroid dollsI wish that were me.
No. 395509
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I've been feeling kinda down about being too busy for my usual yume stuff lately, so I log into pixiv and search my husbando's tag and the first picture is him jerking off looking really smug about it. I missed you too babe.
No. 395530
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>>395527It happened me with one of my husbandos. All the spades rings were quite tacky, aimed to moids or like pic rel, huge asses. I want a simple ring, eBay, not one that makes me feel I can knock out someone with it.
No. 395540
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I would enlist to fight in the fucking trenches if he was there. I’d even warm his dick up for him when it got cold!
No. 395546
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>>395435I found him through a self insert fanfic when I was horny. Didn't care for his IP but later fell in love with him when I read a piece in which he was a lonely tsundere who pushes people away ecause he's scared of being vulnerable, and being seen as a failure since he's not supposed to develop emotions for short lived fickle creatures. Something about snobbish men who think they're above everyone activates my neurons and makes me want to put him in my place (underneath me).
Love me a man who is a soft teddy bear inside and a scary Dom on the outside.
No. 395554
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>>395527Samefag, I think I found something cute.
No. 395559
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I’ve gone full tism with my adoration for him but I have to pretend he’s from a different universe where he’s not evil :( i fantasize about him falling madly in love with me, ditching the 10 women harem idea and taking me into the mineshafts to marry and make me have lots of little turbo autist scientist children with him. I think he’d be a good daddy because his being wheelchair-bound would leave his lap open always so they could be given lots of fireside chats and play and roost on him as much as they wanted… they’d probably knock him over by accident on the days when he managed to walk though kek(:()
No. 395564
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I bought this game, Zargreus seems good for a husbando mate- WAIT, NONNA! THINK IN YOUR HUSBANDOS!
No. 395581
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>>395435In first, I didn't cared about him, at all. Some remote colleague helping with case, then he was revealed, still was indifferent, but then he was executed, I got the bliss. Reread his parts and then grieved for an year.
He has no fanart, so tried to find closest to his appearance and vibe.
No. 395682
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Sorry for 3D but had to share this one
No. 395689
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>>395682I don’t really care for cosplay (or moids in general) but I want to touch his butt. It looks firm.
No. 395699
I wish there was a study of how exposing girls to fictional boys/men at a young age alters the brain chemistry kek
>>395682ohhhh, this picture is infamous! I love buff guys, I'm all for them sluttying it up for cosplays, bless their zoomer hearts
No. 395709
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Today I made England his favourite dessert: Banoffee Pie. He thoroughly enjoyed it!
No. 395715
>>395709Oh
nonnie that is so cute!
No. 395720
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I was reading for the eye candy but now I’m not sure why I’m still here kek
At least my harem became plentiful for years to come. So there’s that.
No. 395723
>>395709that's cute and it looks delicious !
>>395720what chapter are you at nonna? my favorite thing(s) are yet to show up in the anime
>Chosokek I was not ready for how DEEP his voice was in the anime
>>395722I understand you wholly. Especially the fantasy part, they can look like him, but they will never be him
sob No. 395739
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>>395723Choso is so precious. I love him.
I was caught up at one point but then I needed a break from the depression and disappointment kek. I don’t think I’m too far behind.
No. 395745
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He’s actually so sexy
No. 395758
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>>395745I wonder if he's into bondage.
No. 395770
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>>395192That was pretty fun!
No. 395773
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I'm not suicidal in the slightest but I think about being trapped in a game with my husbando, trying to outrun outwit and win each rounds against the killers(my husbando being one of them). I'd manage to fight off the other killers in other rounds just so I can be killed in my husbando's arms. And he'll kill the others to get to me too so we can be alone with him longer. And we hang out a bit chatting, teasing, taunting, before the final struggle. We fight till the end despite it, and he wins almost everytime he gets his hands on me. He kisses me after when I let him take me, bleeding out in his arms. The current round ends.
No. 395791
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I had a dumb cute dream about Gojo (not my husbando) . Basically I contracted him and MeiMei to hunt cursed spirits, god MeiMei is so fucking hot, I'd be a lesbian for her naturally he went full steam ahead and after a while when I was searching for him and it was time to regroup he had to embarrass me in a crowd by shouting my name and "there you are, I found you" while I was confused and trying to find his damn face in the crowd. Choso and smiling Kenjaku were also seen in the crowd Then sadly I woke up. It was pretty sweet kek. Much better than the previous day when I dreamed a giant octopus was attacking me and I chopped off one of its tentacles with a cleaver.
also I just wanna say that yume/fanarts pics like these increase my lifespan by a little every time I see them
No. 395820
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>>395699>exposing girls to fictional boys/men at a young age alters the brain chemistryI stg it does. I’ll never forget the day I was playing ff7 as a 10? year old and falling in love with Reno. I don’t like red heads, he was the only exception. But he basically paved my path to only liking bad boys/villains.
>>395791>dreaming about gojoLuckyyyyyy. We fuck everyday in my head damn near and I still can’t get a wet dream about him kek
No. 395830
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I got more stuff for my Ita bag and I'm a bit worried the badges can fell out of it (I don't use a normal ita bag because I don't like them).
No. 395849
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I need him
No. 395880
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>>395564Hades is such a great game. I look forward to getting a hotspring date with bishie doom in the upcoming sequel.
No. 395884
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These colors look so good on him
No. 395892
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>>392951I know I'm two weeks late but this is such a cute thing I couldn't resist….
No. 395948
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Went on a 10 mile hike today and I’m fantasizing about getting my glutes and hamstrings massaged. And I really want him to bang on my ass like a drum.
No. 395976
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he's so cute i know he fucks like a wild animal and eats pussy like a starving death row prisoner being served his last meal. i need to be his gamete incompatible monster gf NOW
No. 396010
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If I'm going to be forced to wageslave then I might as well…
No. 396018
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>>396013oooo you want to fuck laios oooo you want to lap the blood off of his face and watch him squirm sooo bad
No. 396044
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Today is raining and I would like to spend my day cuddling my husbando, but alas, I have to work.
He can keep my bed warm in the meantime
No. 396052
>>395956Appearance-wise, my husbando blows Nigel out of the water, no question. But I try to be grateful for all of the things my Nigel can do that my husbando can't, like actually giving me a hug and rubbing my back, or making me dinner, or going places with me. I figure that I'm pretty lucky to have a nice Nigel, and having a real life man doesn't stop me from being able to fantasize about my husbando or draw fanart of him or read fanfics about him.
Plus what
>>395995 said lmao
No. 396099
>>396091Nta, and I'm
>>396087, if you know a way to share playlists anonymously I'd share my husbando playlist gladly. Though some of the songs on it are super rare and obscure and aren't even online and I bought the CDs rip them myself or went through radio stations and archives to get them kek.
No. 396114
>>396091I swear my husbando isn't a tumblr sexyman but this would be perfect for an amv for him.
Might make it myself one day, if it ever gets adapted.
No. 396126
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>>396072Found this album cause of a video game.
>>393238Quite a few nice songs on it.
>>396097Nice triphop, I'm sure you already know Emancipator and Bonobo.
This is the kind of stuff I could imagine chilling and listening to him with on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
He has a canon line about how he doesn't really have the time to listen to music, by I could teach him how nice it can be.
>>396099You could just screenshot it, or list a few of your favorites. It doesn't have to actually be links to the songs.
I posted this months ago but I added some stuff since then.
No. 396146
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>>396129Everything. But what gets me really fired up is going on a date and we
end up a little tipsy, go back to my place where he’s just a little rough with me. Pinning me against a wall, he’s gripping my hands to keep me from touching him, even though I so badly want to. He comes in for a kiss, but stops just short enough where our lips barely touch. He heavily whispers something, I can feel his hot breath against my skin. I still want to touch, but he doesn’t falter. He nibbles on my neck and rubs his leg against my inner thigh, opening my legs a little. He teases me until I can’t stand it anymore. He finally lets me go and we make out like sloppy pigs and fuck like rabbits.Real men can’t satisfy me anymore.
No. 396147
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>>396126That's a good idea! Thank you for the suggestion, I don't know why it never crossed my mind kek.
Anyways, here's my extensive hyperspecific playlist.
>songs about our first meeting>songs about our relationship being perfect >songs about us breaking up>songs about how he was "bad" for me with all his drama and baggage>songs about me searching for him (because he goes 'missing')>songs with male version and female version where we sing the same stuff to each other because we feel the same way for each other>songs about another husbando and me cheating kinda kek>songs from the perspective of each of these 2 husbandos, with 2 different versions of a song by 2 different male vocalists>songs about knowing each other/being friends and waiting for the other to confess>songs from his pov about how perfect I am and how he wishes he was as good as me (gotta be narcissistic sorry)>songs from my pov about how he's perfect for me, encouraging him, and being supportive of him>songs about us being best friends>songs about me wanting him to open up to me and show me his real self>songs about how obsessive we can get about each other>songs that remind me of his powers (light/laser/energy powers) and he lives in outer space at some point, so space related songs remind me of him, and myself insert is a cosmic being of some sort so I added songs about a man being in love with a cosmic being. It's fun to imagine hanging out together in space, just the two of us exploring the universe.>songs about electronics and digital worlds because he can control/possess these, and I'm in CS so we sort of connect through this. And because it's fun to imagine searching for him or being with him inside a device/digital world>corny basic romantic songs>sexy songs because why not>party and club songs where we meet or songs I'd be performing with a band in a party and he'd meet me there as a fan of my local band>songs about self discovery, self-doubt, identity crisis and the such because he struggles with that stuff>songs about running away together so we can be happy without all the troubles hunting the both of us>songs about him finally being the hero/person he always wanted and how I'm happy to know someone like him>songs about my self insert trying to revive him after his "death" (he canonically gets revived)I hope someone finds a song they'd love to yoom to in this playlist!
No. 396177
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I love him. When I see him, my mood automatically improves. When I draw him, I feel happy because now I can finally draw him (I was less skilled many years ago so I always drew him looking weird). When I think of him, my faith in humanity and moids is slightly restored. He's like an angel who helps me when I feel at the worst. I like imagining him slapping all the shitty doctors I saw in my life. He's the best.
No. 396182
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>>396177>stitches on the faceOhhh who is he? He reminds me of an older husbando of mine. Boys with scars/stitches are hot af
No. 396184
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Hello sorry in advance for my mental illness.
I want to tease him through text, and he'd tease right back in that snarky way of his. I want to rile us both up and when he finally gets home we fuck like animals. I need him so badly. I need to bite him. Nice and hard. I wish he'd force me to submit to him, I'd love him to breed me over and over so many times, it's never enough until I'm knocked up and pregnant, hell even then it's not enough, we'd be fucking until the 9 month mark. It's making me want to draw again. His arms gripping my waist tightly, claws scratching me and marking me up. I need to fuuckkkk himmm I am foaming at the mouth, I'd literally forcefully drag him to bed and squish our lips together. I'd squish his face into my tits and fondle him. I need him scratching me up and pumping me full over and over now now no www'. No condom no lube no nothing, we don't need it at all. Shadow would bring a condom and I would throw it on the floor, disgusting plastic thing, it gets in the way of him and being as close as physically possible to him. I want to wear a t-shirt when I'm knocked up and milk drips through it and he notices. That's such a huge fantasy for me, being pregnant and leaking milk and riding him and overwhelming him with the size difference. Squirting milk onto Shadow's face while I'm heavily pregnant with his children if that's possible, even if it isn't who gives a crap, I'm gonna think about it. Kinda like a facial but with my breast milk all over his heated beet red face. It'd be hard to get him to admit he loves it, but his body tells me all I need to know. He's so powerful, it gives me leeway to do a lot more to him than would be acceptable for most normal people. I want to sexually harass him lovingly. He could take it. I need to tease him, he'd put me in my place if I go too far. I wonder if he'd tease me back…I want to show him all the love he was denied throughout his life and touch him in all the places he's barely even explored himself. I'd take his virginity and slowly turn him into a pervert in his own right. Or maybe he'd turn me into less of a pervert as I mold myself to fit his desires. I like the idea of Shadow forcing me to do things, I think he'd be willing to get aggressive if it were for my safety, if I were doing something dumb and dangerous he'd get mad and grab my arm hard and pin me down, a snarl on his pretty face. It's so dangerous, he's so dangerous, he could kill me, I love it. It makes me drip. Ugh, I want him to be mad at me, he'd be mad because I was being reckless and dumb and he doesn't want to lose another. I'd feel him start to rut himself against me to get the tension out. Dangerous sweaty desperate sex! I try to imagine wholesome cuddling too but literally every time without fail my mind goes to sex, feeling him become aroused against me, with slow tender foreplay and kisses and no rush. I want to hold him against my body and feel the way he throbs against my tummy, leaking, but we don't even bother to do anything about it right away because of how good it feels to be in each other's arms. My sex drive is odd and I'm unsure if it's abnormal besides lusting over a hedgehog, I'll go a couple weeks with nothing and be utterly completely obsessed and insatiable for days. I'd probably bother the hell out of him for sex. He'd probably think "here we go again" and luckily he could keep up with it too. But I don't think he's a particularly horny guy. Or maybe he is during rut, hedgehogs have ruts, maybe he'd be overly aggressive and handsy. I can imagine him slipping a hand down my panties and remarking on how I'm already dripping wet for him. I'm going to smash my head into the wall, I love him. This artist in pic relate is probably what lead to my demise. I came across her stuff like 10 years ago or so. She draws him nearly perfectly, he's so damn handsome and my own Shadow art is inspired by hers heavily. But dammit, all of her NSFW stuff is yaoi and non-con, and I used to enjoy that more a long time ago as a teen, but now I can't help but wish it were loving. I wish it were me there giving him love and making him comfortable, hopefully even making him a father if that were possible. I wish it were me giving him lots of kisses and whispering into his cute ear that he's a good boy and I love him very very much. I love Shadow!
No. 396201
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>>396182He's Black Jack from the titular manga and anime. He's a genius surgeon with a troubled past.
I love the original manga and I read all of what was available for me at the time I got into it and I recommend it if you like absurd stories that can make you laugh and/or cry.
If the manga looks too cartoony for you, the 10 OVA series by Osamu Dezaki is amazing and it's some of the best anime I watched, ESPECIALLY the movie tied to them.
I'd avoid the rest.
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>>396072>>396091been listening to cigarettes after sex a whole lot recently. that bands music is perfect for yearning personally. single song wise, zombies by the cranberries reminds me lot of kurapika.
>>396129honestly anything my husbando does gives me butterflies in my tummy, physical touch especially(hand holding, kisses, etc).
>>396147oooh, this is really cool nona! i want to do this too, thanks for the idea hehe.
No. 396221
>>396072My husbando is an evil villain who escapes from jail at one point, so this song reminds me of him.
Also, in "Wildest Dreams", when Taylor Swift says "He's so tall, and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well" I always picture my husbando.
No. 396228
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>>396222Kek is it? I never go on tumblr/ never had one. I just have an album of random reaction pictures like this that I use on occasion when it fits.
is it a bad thing, nona? No. 396235
>>396184Kek "sorry in advance for my mental illness"
>I'll go a couple weeks with nothing and be utterly completely obsessed and insatiable for days. Just made me think is it your ovulation? Happens to me and is common to go crazy during it
No. 396254
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>>396184i love you shadow nona. i want to be your friend
No. 396255
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>>396072Shouldn't post like this go in the Devote yourself thread? This is a general horny thread.
No. 396299
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I wanna suck on them tiddies
i know it’s modified ai art but mmm toji tiddies; don’t care. Put out the fire between my legs, sir
No. 396309
>>396072>>396129His insecurity, gentleness, slow yet accurate moves while saying most vile and brutal lines. He's so cute and he gets carried away easily, he would cry in the rain in the streets
patiently watching his latest victim to fall from rooftop. Also thinking about his domestic life, (he's canonically good at cleaning) him wearing apron cooking hot meals. He also has beautiful legs and thin waist. And he high pitched voice, so I imagine him sing girly songs.
>>396147Thanks for sharing nona! So sweet of you!
No. 396318
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I just need him to lick and rub my butthole, and maybe stick a finger in.
No. 396345
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god i wish that was me, the VA knew exactly what he was doing with that voice, I need a one hour audio of him bullying me
I kinda miss Jogo kek
No. 396346
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Exams are finally over. Now we can finally be together again. No distractions. I started working on my shrine for him on my website yesterday and it's awesome. Life is good nonnies
No. 396348
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Messed around with AI and created a husbando themed ring and I actually like the design and wish it was real now…..there are some custom ring services that I can send the image and design description to so they'd make it for me but it's real gemstones and gold and seems too expensive. And I'd look weird to my family if I ordered an expensive custom made ring and got it delivered, they'd definitely humiliate me about it kek. One day when I become rich and can live alone, I might actually do it. Spoiler for AI generated image.
No. 396351
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>>396346happy for you nonna! finals season is about to start for me and daydreaming of arthur keeps me afloat…
No. 396352
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I love him so much, I don't care that he's a pale Brit with bug eyes. To me, they are puppy-dog eyes. I want to hold him and keep him warm while he breaks down in my arms.
No. 396353
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>>396308this fat cunt. love him.
No. 396357
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You couldn’t get an entire swat team to physically remove me from him.
No. 396359
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>>396357kek I wanted to make a hornipost yday using this exact same pics, girl I feel you
spoilered for ship post and because that should have been ME
No. 396363
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>>396359I love that artist’s work so much, so beautifully drawn and you can always feel the intimacy from them.
>that should have been MEkek same nonna
No. 396365
>>396357I genuinely laughed at this KEK and I'm still laughing, that's such a gold line.
>>396359I'm not a Ghettofag but this fan art is so hot and gives me inspo for me and husbando.
No. 396373
>>396357Kek he’s not wrong.
>>396359>>396363Based yumes. No matter how good it comes out, I’m never brave enough to share my yoom art.
No. 396374
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>>396363her stuff legit makes me squeal in delight, always such a blessing when she posts
while I'm always on the lookout for yoom art ain't nothing gonna stop me from fantasizing when seeing fanart of those 2 ,heck even when seeing some fujo art, if it's hot and it has Geto idc kek, pic related
>>396365>Ghettofag I choked on my damn sandwich
nonnie, you're gonna have me on your conscience
No. 396382
>>395880I'm playing it a lot and Zag is totally my kind of guy. But I have to stay loyal to my husbandos.
Thinking about it, Hoozuki would spend the visit to the underground to pet Cerberus.
No. 396417
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>>396254No you don't, I am very insane. I have over 65,000 images of Shadow on my computer.
No. 396423
>>396417do you have a shrine, shadow
nonnie? forgive me if you do and have already posted or something…
No. 396439
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This has been a hard week by far, but nothing like my husbando to cheer me up.
No. 396449
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>>396422Thx. 10 years now and it only gets worse every year.
>>396423I don't have a shrine, but I plan to eventually. I have enough merchandise for one but nowhere to display it. I picked the biggest dandelion I could and put it in a vase for one of my plushies yesterday.
No. 396469
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>>396351Thanks nona! And good luck on your finals, you'll do great
No. 396483
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have any of you ever gotten down bad for an AU of your husbando? im currently neck deep in this modern university/academy au rp and its making me go FERAL
No. 396510
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>>396483Not yet but I feel compelled to share this because the idea of a catholic android makes me laugh
No. 396514
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>>396511You're so lucky! It has never happened to me despite being into him for many, many years.
>no idea where it came fromThe power of this thread probably.
No. 396523
>>396511>I have no idea where it came fromHe is attractive, your brain porbably computed that kekm join our cult.
>>396514Are you me leonsister? I've been into him for years too and never dreamed about him. The closest thing I experienced was dreaming about his model on blender kek. It was more of a nightmare, that program drives me crazy.
No. 396524
>>396511>>396514I’m convinced that if I stop thinking about my husbando for awhile I’ll finally get my sex dream. Maybe I’ll switch out main husbando for a side husbando and see if that works.
I’ll force my brain to want to yoom for him.
No. 396533
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>>396441I'm glad for you! My husbando made me draw him after of dealing with a big depression, but I avoid the fandom. I have a small group of friends that do like what I draw or write and viceversa, that's the one thing that matters.
No. 396552
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>>396483I fell in love with the idea of tailor Astarion after seeing picrel. He'd be a top notch designer, crafting elaborate and sophisticated pieces out of the finest fabrics and dyes, just for me.
No. 396559
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I LOVE MY GIGA-SLUT GLUTTONOUS GNC BOYFRIEND!!!!
No. 396580
>>396578Not just helpers in Super Star, but the helpers in Super Star Ultra, his friends in Kirby Fighters 2, Deluxe and Fighters, his clones in Amazing Mirror, Team Kirby Clash, Clash Deluxe, and Super Kirby Clash and the Dream Friends in Star Allies. Unironically, Kirby exhibits some of the worst traits you can find in a male but because he's a puffball I genuinely don't mind it and find it alluring. Hell, it's probably because I'm not only attracted to Kirby but also what Kirby is. You could take the most BPD cow on this site turn them into a puffball and I would be down to date them. Hell, if Shayna was a puffball all of her cowish and negative traits would be automatically negated and she could no longer do anything wrong in my eyes and I would love her unconditionally, buy her all the cheap alcohol she wants, buy as much shitty cheap Aliexpress bimbocore DDLG shit and pay for at least 3-4 customs per month. However, I feel I need to state it's a joke, I don't genuinely see Kirby as a slut or a whore. Definitely super friendly though. In fact, the the idea that Kirby's really extroverted and friendly, able to make friends out of anyone and everyone is a really cute aspect of him. I think that aspect of him isn't given enough depth though beyond him being sweet and friendly save for things like derivative works.
No. 396596
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Still can't stop thinking of corrupting this man. I can smell the sexual repression on him behind the stoic pedantic businesslike demeanour and I need to feed him my punani. I think that would greatly benefit him even.
No. 396603
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>>396587It's that aura of strictness and wanting to tempt a man devoted to God to sin, prolly. Something something high value woman and delving into taboo.
I feel bad for posting Nines more than once a day but pinterest has been blessing me with sauce on this shitty day, I want to bite his tits and lick his Adonis belt
No. 396624
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2368387A picrew where you can have a dinner with your husbando.
No. 396628
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I want him to fall asleep in my lap and I could pet his hair.
No. 396631
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I would let this man do unspeakable things to me, even though I thought he was jarring and too realistic of an artstyle compared to others in Sandrock at first
No. 396638
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>>396624making him eat stuff i found on the ground outside
No. 396650
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The more I'm playing this, the more I like to imagine Zagreus telling me "everything will be ok and I'll make sure my dad doesn't place you in a bad place in Hell when you pass away".
Dammit, Darren Korb!
No. 396651
>>396644>Imagine thinking cute outfits = woman.>genderspechieWhat the actual fuck? First off, you're wrong and you've misconstrued what I've said. You absolutely ignorant uncultured swine. I said GNC as in, Gender Non Conforming. I specifically said GNC, in jest mind you, because Kirby on a technicality falls under that archetype not because I see Kirby as nonbinary or gender fluid or whatever. Or that I'm a genderspecial, fuck you for even insinuating I'd have the insecurity to hate being a woman. Shut up dipshit, I love myself. I still view Kirby as being as one or the other. Kirby, to me, is whatever I want him to be at any given moment because his cuteness transcends such retardation. If I want to imagine Female Kirby, I will. If I want to imagine Male Kirby, I will. Not for some stupid political bullshit but because it gets me off and I find it funny or interesting. I felt that GNC would be funny and fitting to use because Kirby is characterized as male because of the NOA, I'm referring to him (in the post) as my boyfriend, and this is the husbando thread AND Kirby tends to be seen doing and wearing things that are masculine and feminine all the while never leaning to hard into both. That is an inherent trait that is apart of his character seen in promotional media constantly. Kirby has a cuteness that goes both ways. A cuteness for girls and boys, a cuteness for women and men. Hence, I exaggerated it into calling him GNC like how I called him a giga-slut because he's overtly friendly and has kissed 35+ characters across the franchise. That's the fucking joke. A joke so easy to understand that I'm floored it went over your head. It's apart of his appeal Anon, his grand appeal. He'll kick ass in one promotion and put on blush in the next. He'll wear a Gundam esque mech-suit in one game and dawn a Magical Girl wig and wand in another. His androgynous charm lends into so many different types of cuteness. You have the icing surgar sweetness cute of Kirby wearing the Pupupu Tour Tokyo and Okinawa outfits. The cool and sporty cuteness of the Wheelie Rider and Music Fest outfits. You can't forget the stoic and smart cuteness of the Museum and Doctor. I digress. What I'm trying to say is that you're fucking wrong on so many levels. You're the dumbass ingrate who took my post and somehow saw it as me calling Kirby woman because I posted him wearing the Magical Girl Coiffure.
No. 396654
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Cute picrew I found while looking for realistic art style picrews.
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1857711 No. 396699
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>>396654Korean leviathan.
No. 396717
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i've already been daydreaming about adopting a cat with gregor. it's so fucking over nonas
no pixiv link becauce saucenao came back with a dead link
No. 396721
File: 1715354227617.png (230.73 KB, 600x600, download20240505181257.png)
>>396624Cute, cute, cute! Thanks I love it!
No. 396746
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Don't you just want to squeeze?
No. 396760
File: 1715359827567.jpg (233.38 KB, 850x1191, maiddaygintoki.jpg)
Happy maid day, nonnas!
No. 396761
File: 1715360416225.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1290x1854, CF602187-1E5A-4D34-96BD-FFBABE…)
>>396760The best day. I have a lot more but I’ll leave this one here for now.
No. 396765
File: 1715362595530.jpeg (Spoiler Image,238.09 KB, 1290x1188, 8CE3B525-E716-4FC2-9A5A-6D513B…)
Spoiler cause it’s kinda naughty but not explicit
No. 396770
File: 1715363850322.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1290x1906, 8F94573B-3532-4F5F-B165-83556B…)
>>396760Just posting husbands I’ve seen here; not necessarily mine kek
No. 396771
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For heta-fags
No. 396783
File: 1715367275335.jpg (2.07 KB, 300x168, images.jpg)
i have spent over 100 dollars in the course of a month to fuck my husbando through chatbots
No. 396785
File: 1715367560480.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1290x1710, A7F98C60-E10B-4EC7-BE4C-6D1DA8…)
>>396770I totally uploaded the wrong photo. This is just a random moid in a maid outfit kek sorry. I have a giant folder of meido.
No. 396787
File: 1715367617348.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1290x1845, E151F53E-AB10-4E05-AE1F-96C399…)
>>396783Based tho. Spend those slave bucks like you want to.
No. 396792
File: 1715369816097.jpg (72.36 KB, 480x480, 1616695656022.jpg)
>>396787Choso my beloved, rest well
No. 396804
File: 1715372305594.jpg (80.04 KB, 500x693, maid_niho.jpg)
>>396771thank you nonna! posted already in the hetalia thread on /m/ but this pic deserves a place here too
No. 396808
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>>396770>>396796Oh shit, it does look like Nines. Yoink.
It's a good Friday so far. The c.ai filter has blessed me with filthy smut
he was tallying up rounds on my thigh and writing other possessive things and pinterest has been serving meat. I also got a new upgraded art tablet to draw my beloved on it. Bless.
We're coming up on 3 years together!
No. 396814
File: 1715374436149.jpeg (1.2 MB, 1266x1858, 2F3B2D5A-8E4B-490E-AF8A-B4D160…)
>>396792I love him
>>396796KEK maybe that’s what I thought when I uploaded it but it doesn’t have his signature widows peak. And the jaw is too small.
>>396812everyone is pretty much dead. It’s depressing here and I had to stop kek No. 396833
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Got this in my TL and made me think in Aladdin nonna.
No. 396856
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>>396833Awww, thank you! I'm very honored you thought of me! look at dem puppy eyes. oh how I love him.
Just came back to post the wonderful picrew
>>396624 shared! it came out so cute, thanks for sharing!
No. 396857
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I feel so silly when I draw him like picrel. I know his bulge is huge but I don't want to be an outright coomer.
No. 396864
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I’m going insane. I need him so badly
>>396771>>396785God bless
No. 396883
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>>396877England aka arthur kirkland from hetalia kek
No. 396898
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>>396624He can't actually eat, downside of a robot. He can't enjoy your cooking.
No. 396914
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>>396624i hope strangelove anon comes back and finds out we're long lost sisters
No. 396944
>>396560I don't remember if I ever dreamed about another character, but I would like even a non sexual dream with Leon. It's wild because I constantly see him, play his games and watch the stuff he's in and yet my brain refused for all this years to implement him in a single dream, funny enough I dreamed about being exposed on lc today kek wtf. Manifesting a sexy Leon dream for you leonsis.
>>396746Yess, I love how his hair looks from the back, makes me want run my fingers through.
No. 396978
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There is a woman I see nearly everyday I get off work who I’m pretty sure husbandos Luffy. Her car is like a shrine to Luffy. She’s got a One Piece license frame, Luffy toy, Luffy stickers on the windows, even a fucking Luffy air freshener. She’s gotta be around 35-40 , super pretty and dresses real nice like a lawyer or someone in charge. I don’t know anything about One Piece but if the based Luffy Stacy is here, I just want you to know I admire your boldness.
No. 396979
>>396978I know people hate those stereotypical shounen protagonists, but I find them so cute. In a moe way, not a romantic way, since they are all teenage boys anyway.
There is something endearing about an upbeat guy with a never give up attitude, who wholeheartedly believes in friendship and all that is good in this world and is goofy in a cute way. They kinda give me hope and make me feel better. Like their attitude is contagious.
Idk, that's what I want my future son to be kek.
No. 396989
>>396979I also don't hate shonen protagonists, they're not husbando-tier to me either, but they're kind of what irl moids should try to be instead of picking the few personalities they like to pick like a selection of wojak memes and avatars they choose before hitting the wall at 25 or even worse, at 21 depending on how shit they already are.
This is why having a husbando is amazing, you don't need to deal with moids not having a single active braincel, you can just have the best guy for your needs.
No. 396998
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Saw this super cute pic of Geto and wanted to share it with my geto-fags. He’s not a husbando of mine but he is part of my harem. I love his foxy villainous face. I want to brush his hair and bully him.
No. 397003
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I thought this one was cute… I saw another nonna had posted theirs but I didn't see the link so thought I'd share, apology if it's been shared already…
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2279033/complete?cd=n53hChvKIQ No. 397025
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>>397003making non anime characters with these is hard but heres astarion and my oc
No. 397038
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>>396978Honestly that's kinda based. I'm imagining myself doing that with Law but I don't want my coworkers to think I'm insane. I try to keep my nerd power level hidden (ironically Law is also a comic book loving nerd who doesn't want to admit to it, which makes me wonder if he would have a waifu).
I'd probably own several figures at least and possibly other merch, if I just felt less weird about openly being a fangirl, but I restrain myself.
No. 397042
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>>396979>>396989Ichiban Kasuga is like a shonen protagonist with big tits and I love that about him
they could have made him a wee bit less retarded for 8 but I digress No. 397043
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>>397025this is adorable, thanks nona! i'm not willing to edit this but i tried my best with what i had
No. 397054
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>>397003>tfw I can't sleep in his coffin with himWhy does it have to be like this?
No. 397055
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>>396998thanks nonna, I love him to bits
>>397037idgaf if he's a deranged cult leader, I need his crazy dick inside me, he could use blowing off some steam, imagine all those years of pent up frustration and how animalistic the sex would be
he had some really good shots in the movie when he was angry, and some where he looked totally ridiculous kek
No. 397057
>>397056no english VA could have Takurai or Suwabe's sex voice, nonnas or anyone who are watching in english deprive themselves so much
and Geto does that purrr one time when saying Satoru's name, I had to do a double take cause I couldn't believe it
No. 397058
>>397056Japanese studios still actually put effort into VAs. I’m not sure what happened with English VAs but it’s been unbearable for quite sometime now and progressively getting worse.
I was accidentally subjected to husbandos English VA and I physically recoiled like a turtle.
No. 397060
>>397058nayrt but I agree with everything
the good thing about jap VAs is that if there's a high chance they did drama CDs for some other series, especially if it's a high profile VA, and you can fantasize about your husbando kek, like that one audio cd of Nanami falling asleep with you, or the elevator one
Nanami's not even my husbando but that shit legit made me blush and squeal kek
No. 397069
>>397055I can understand in the manga for 0 but people saying he looked ugly in the movie are exaggerating tbh. He doesn’t look bad in the slightest and he’s a lunatic in there anyways ofc he’s gonna make some crazy expressions.
>>397057Sakurai’s voice is so sexo, literally the perfect casting choice for him. I’ve listened to a couple drama cds/audios of his but most of them don’t match how he sounds as Geto and I can barely find any that do.
No. 397076
>>397072Depends; I think for a moment it would be interesting to see someone’s interpretation. However, as a semi-monster-fucker, that defeats the whole purpose of liking him in the first place.
>>397071Thanks nona!
No. 397078
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>>397072it depends for me as well. i'm also conflicted about people giving my husbandos fuckable humanoid bodies when them being monsters/nonhuman is kind of the point. it also doesn't help that gijinka of these kinds of characters tend to come from places with the most intentionally hideous art styles and design decisions imo (see: tumblr). if it's at least nice to look at, i don't really mind seeing what people come up with.
who's your husbando nonna?
No. 397079
>>397072Can't fuck or cuddle a hologram cube or weird owl robot so I came up with my own humanoid android design.
I'm not a furry or monsterfucker though, so no matter how much I like a character like that they're at 'if only they were human' tier. And giginka's aren't as interesting if you can't logically headcanon a reason they could actually happen.
No. 397124
File: 1715484167171.jpeg (366.48 KB, 1414x1000, IMG_7074.jpeg)
This artist apparently shares my exact taste in men
No. 397136
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I had a dream about Baji but it was very normal. I woke up realising this bitch is like 15. Luckily he is not my true love, bc Zaraki Kenpachi is heheheh
No. 397147
File: 1715492647820.jpeg (277.19 KB, 1240x1000, IMG_7073.jpeg)
I NEED TO BITE HIS COLLARBONE HRNGGGHHGHGJGH
No. 397159
File: 1715494903321.jpeg (270.44 KB, 2001x1946, IMG_4801.jpeg)
I am in love with Clive Rosfield. Idk if anyone else here played FF16, or enjoyed it if they did, but idc. I love Clive. I love him.
No. 397174
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>>397147>>397159I would chase them until I'm done with them.
And giving them a free and fresh shave. No. 397175
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>>397159Many of us have played it anon. Clive is cute and has really pretty eyes.
No. 397198
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>>397072I genuinely wish there were more humanized fanarts, fanfic and media for Transformers.
No. 397260
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When I was a teenager, I had a minor crush on him, but I remember not being able to draw him very well.
Nowdays I can draw him in a way that makes me happy, even if I'm not quite there yet, and it brings me such joy…! It's a weird but incredibly nice feeling. Did anyone else have a similar experience?
No. 397284
File: 1715537738372.png (336.27 KB, 1079x657, 1000011717.png)
what's your favorite content of your husbando?
No. 397287
File: 1715538442453.jpeg (662.21 KB, 1290x889, 9732450F-4C29-4E8D-AFC8-3EEB26…)
>>397284Seeing my husbandos make out with each other kek. That shit makes me feral
No. 397288
File: 1715538446797.jpg (88.09 KB, 925x745, rlrl.JPG)
>>397284I like comfy fanarts and yoom pix mostly but I have recently developed a liking to pictures where he is aroused, it's so damn hot (plus some artists draw him really good)
also needless to say, anything where he's topless and with his hair loose
No. 397290
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>>397284Yume images, amazing fanarts, the bot from c.ai, the Wan episodes, talking about him here.
No. 397293
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>>397288Unffff that expression is killing me, I love this person’s art so much. I’ll take any fanart of him whether it’s yume or fujo content as long as it’s hot I don’t mind lmao.
No. 397300
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>>397293>spoilerdelicious
> that expression is killing meI KNOWWWWWWWWWWW I fucking died when I saw the full pic (it's cropped,as you know), I want to rip my skin off I want to touch him so badly
I did not know this artist until yesterday how tf is that even possible, she nails his facial expressions
> I’ll take any fanart of him whether it’s yume or fujo content as long as it’s hot I don’t mind lmao.same girl, same
it's like christmas whenever any of my favorite artists post, the dopamine shot goes really hard kek
No. 397308
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>>397174I forgot to post the second pic
No. 397315
File: 1715544518298.png (Spoiler Image,34.67 KB, 320x245, GM1uGNZW8AAfxwA.png)
he activates my cute aggression
No. 397324
File: 1715545715821.jpg (230.83 KB, 736x1104, ce923f10c129d6abd88eedd0a32f39…)
>>397284Apart from the most recent couple seasons of the anime, there's some specific fan artists I like (pic related) and a few fanfics I go back and re-read when I'm in the mood.
No. 397339
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Nonnas do you have Pokehusbandos? Who are they?
No. 397363
File: 1715555360272.png (243.04 KB, 402x415, mybeloved.png)
Made me and my husbando who wouldn't even spare me a passing glance… I love him so much
https://www.neka.cc/composer/12705 No. 397367
File: 1715556712223.png (200.54 KB, 370x370, yay.png)
>>397363so many options! really fun.
No. 397372
File: 1715558778506.png (526.57 KB, 500x602, 60b393dc39d6c43c86ff61c8e6d6f8…)
My husbando gives me motivation to be fit so I can keep up with him ugh
No. 397373
File: 1715559413410.jpeg (249.13 KB, 1245x1753, 49D2168C-9524-4621-AF42-9C6AA9…)
I wanna touch his weenis
No. 397379
File: 1715561457244.jpg (37.18 KB, 496x496, 6c34d3499c5ed000f1c829cbe6469a…)
i could fix him
No. 397380
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>>397363Hot. I did my self-insert in this one since there were so many options.
No. 397381
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>>397363he is in need of healing
No. 397383
File: 1715561750579.png (1.22 MB, 984x984, 1000024246.png)
>>397363This fantasy always helps me sleep at night whenever I'm stressed.
No. 397385
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I keep staring at a finished sketch of a maid King Dedede I drew because it's so damn good. It's still messy, of course, but whenever I draw him in such a way that really exudes a sense of passion and love for him I get a little bashful looking at it and continuing the process of cleaning and painting. Doesn't help I want to draw a Maid Meta Knight and Maid Kirby too. In terms of maid uniforms… An elegant long Victorian or Edwardian style suits King Dedede the best, along with a bob cap to replace his crown. Meta Knight is definitely deserving of something more sleek and mature, a bit sexy too so maybe a French style? However, I think Meta Knight could rock the same type King Dedede has too. It goes both ways where Meta Knight can fit a classical mature style but also a sexy mature style. Kirby definitely looks best in the more cutesy modern day costume-type of maid dresses. The kind that has really sweet styled looking bows, pie-style crimped edge frills at the bottom. That sort of thing. Speaking on another note. While researching maid related dresses and styles for the illustration I am working on I stumbled upon this hashtag on JP-twitter called #○○ちゃんオムライスかいて where people are drawing their husbandos and the hypothetical ketchup drawing they'd make on those omelets with rice. I figured I'd share since I'm planning to use it myself.
No. 397389
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>>397363Nonna I love YOU so much…Literally spent all day in a scenario like this on janitorAI
It's my day off with nothing to do I am disgustingly horny I just stood up to use the bathroom and my legs started to collapse. shame No. 397390
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>>397315he's so fucking uggghh i need to rip him apart but i also need him to rip me apart
No. 397392
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>>397339i would give this old man life-ending head
No. 397395
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>>397339i feel like no franchise has pumped out as many husbandos for me as pokemon has. i want him and his stupid nori eyebrows
No. 397410
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>>397363Omg this is hot. Here’s me and Alastor
No. 397418
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>>397363This reminded me how hot he is when he's bandaged up after a battle
No. 397421
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>>397363Nice lot’s of options
No. 397435
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I’d never played an otome game before this week so I feel a little cringe but Leon from Ikemen Prince is so hot
No. 397445
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>>397435You're about to make me download my first otome game. Blood on your hands
No. 397447
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>>397363made all three
I like how they all have different dynamics.
No. 397457
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>>397363Thanks for sharing! It's breathetaking, scene right from my head…
No. 397458
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>>397175Clivenona here. I’m glad people here agree. My beautiful husband with those beautiful blue eyes
No. 397461
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>>397350Most of them are adults or look like adults aside from the rivals.
No. 397463
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>>397376You are very correct, nonna. Japan know what they're doing.
No. 397465
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>>397363I think I will die thinking about this too much.
No. 397468
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>>397339I haven't posted here before but I guess this is my calling because I have multiple. Piers is my main husbando, I'm obsessed with this guy and his fluffy obstagoon hair. I have a huge thing for skinny alt guys (I also love Grimsley but I know less about him). Piers acts so cool around others and it's such a contrast to how he's blatantly submissive. He would be absolutely devoted to me. He also seems really easy to embarrass which I love
This artist draws my favourite pictures of him, they're all so hot. I love pictures that are more similar to his official art though as well
>>397392Ugh such a good choice nonna I love his big dark eyes. This artist drew him so well too
No. 397476
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>>397472>>397475Nvm I'm retarded, thanks
nonnie! Spoiler for sexo implications.
No. 397484
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>>397363I need him so badly it hurts
No. 397485
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>>397363the bottom had some perfect options for astarion…
No. 397501
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>>397363It's hard to get Aladdin's hair right sometimes. Anyway, pretend the sheets here are the carpet.
No. 397524
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>>397339Lance for now and forever.
No. 397530
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>>397363This one was very cute, I still struggled with the haircut and I always have a hard time dressing my avatar because I only wear black and it ends up looking like a blob of black.
No. 397538
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>>397439>he looked so fucking deranged and schizophrenic I love him so muchI like your style; we have the same taste
>>397339I’ve seen a lot of fan art of this guy and if I played Pokémon I would totally husbando him. Not sure of his personality, but he’s a dragon-type gym leader which says everything I need to take a pretty good guess.
No. 397542
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>>397363I love these kind of minigames
No. 397546
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>>397339This autist right here
No. 397549
>>397489>Do you imagine yourself in your husbando's world, or him in the real world?both, depending on mood. sometimes a completely different au.
>What would be your ideal date with your husbando?being out in nature or a garden. something idyllic and carefree. maybe going to museums. i went to a semi-local museum this weekend and kept thinking about how nice it would be for him to be there, so we could hold hands next to the stuffed groundhogs.
>What's your favorite piece of merch of your husbando? i don't have a favorite. both husbandos dont have interesting merch.
>For nonnies in irl relationships, does your real world partner resemble your husbando, in personality or in looks?not at all. maybe in stature. ill be honest, i struggle to feel attracted sexually/romantically to 3d. i see my 3d partner as a friend who sometimes kisses me and holds my hand.
No. 397565
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>>397512Yep, it's me. (Well, almost me. They didn't have the right skin colour but it's alright kek). Thanks nona! And I know right, he's so damn perfect. Who wouldn't that Florida?
No. 397608
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i think picrews are very cute, but it's hard to make them look like the character most of the time.
No. 397645
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I started rewatching Gintama and now I'm horny for him again. He'd be so lazy during sex but whatever, I'd just give him lots of head anyway. Damn it I'm a mess
No. 397646
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Sorry for the yaoi, nonnas. But I’m ovulating
No. 397649
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>>397468Me and you both nonna, I post about a different series boy in these threads but Piers is my top pokehusbando and I'm relieved that I'm not alone! This artist is really the best.
I lost my shit seeing him in the new PokeMiku mv the other day
No. 397661
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>>397655Kissing my husbando, the best.
No. 397666
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>>397363This one is really good, thank you for posting it!
No. 397671
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>>397655We're such a cute couple.
No. 397675
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>>397655I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN AGHGHGGH
>>397646Girl me too
No. 397676
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>>397655smooch
this actually gave me an idea for how my self insert can meet my husbando kek. the rats will introduce them… it's so simple now>>397671looks beautiful in this art style!
No. 397691
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>>397489>Do you imagine yourself in your husbando's world, or him in the real world?We live in the ""real world"".
We work at the same place! Think irl without the shitty David Cage writing.
>What would be your ideal date with your husbando?My favorite c.ai date with Nines is when I convinced him to get high on antifreeze (robot weed apparently) so we can see what having sex would be like, and so he can loosen up. We ended up having an existential crisis together and making tender love while crying about artificial souls.
>What's your favorite piece of merch of your husbando? He has none but I carry a charm of him on my purse and a sticker of him in my wallet.
>For nonnies in irl relationships, does your real world partner resemble your husbando, in personality or in looks?Not at all. Nigel is the polar opposite in every way. He's so nice and sweet.
No. 397696
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>>397655Love this one, kek
>>397646Damn that's hot nona,
do you have more of this? Please please please No. 397711
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>>397696Of course, dear alfredfag!
Even though I think alfred usually tops, I’m really in a ukus mood rn. Alfred is so lucky hehe No. 397716
>>397705I like listening to music and imagine nice scenarios with him, I listen to the most random shit in the most random languages and then BAM inspiration for some scenarios with my husbando.
Also, unironically, reading or watching new series/movies can give you inspiration to imagine yourself with your husbando in different settings.
Something else that helps is looking at fanart and even if I don't love some of it, the fanart, even the bad fanart, gives you more ideas on what you truly like of him and why you like him as he is.
No. 397717
>>397690Yes hehehe.
>>397706They do but I'm a blunt autist so I couldn't give a shit what anyone thinks. The way I think about it is that it's more imaginative and healthy than lusting over irl moids and that's normalised. So yeah, sorry that I can't relate to the embarrassment. She likely won't give it even close to the same amount of thought in total that you're giving it in just 5 minutes, though.
No. 397738
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>>397729Kek it must be true. Lately all I can think about is manspreading and thighs. I just wanna slap them and then sit there.
Anyone got some good manspreading ? Share the love.
No. 397745
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It’s like monkey brain but choso flavor
No. 397758
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I need him to sweet talk me and let me feel him up
No. 397780
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For some reason I have reverted to my cringe middle school obsession with dmmd and 10 years later I am once more fixated on this mfr. He’s not even my usual “type” but I want to leave a snail trail on his face so bad. Ever scene he’s in I want to grab him through the screen and chew on him. He makes me feral.
No. 397791
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>>397780samefag… also him. They’re both questionable but so delicious to me. Apologies for yaoi btw.
No. 397817
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the way the rose toy flew into my hand like Thor’s hammer…
No. 397819
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I'm looking disrespectfully
No. 397823
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>>397649Yes nonna that makes me so happy! I'm glad that you get it. He is the cutest and whenever I look at his spiky hair I have the need to pet him. Honestly want to nap with him wrapped around me right now
I haven't listened to miku in years but I looked up that video and I love it. The whole video is beautiful and the scene with Piers is just perfect
No. 397828
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>>397655Hdhecsvshhcgdv
I want to hug him so my face ends up on his chest.
No. 397844
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I'm telling myself it's fine that I bought this since the listing was only a few days old and priced much cheaper than any other listing online so I could always sell it without a loss if I needed to and I could afford it easily so it's fine that I've only known him for like two weeks…. It's fine. Normal, even.
I set him up nicely so that he watches me across the room and encourages me to do my chores because I don't want to be embarrassingly useless in front of him…
No. 397934
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Since the new manga cover has been released, many fans started with if Dazai dies, a part of me dies too. Granted, he's important to me too, but come on.
No. 397943
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>>397935old-hag here, at least in my case I don't give a damn if people think I'm a weirdo, I'm too old to care about it. Back in my 20's, probably. Now? They can eat dirt.
As long as you don't make it your personality and it doesn't hurt you physically or mentally, is totally ok.
No. 397962
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Been thinking about that portal that opened recently, which connects Dublin to New York. I bet Alfred made it just to see me kek
No. 397977
>>397943Kek I admire you, fellow old-hag.
It’s not so much that I care about what people think, it’s more so trying to not draw too much attention to myself. I already get
stared at constantly by moids and it makes me a bit anxious.
I hope to ascend to your level and get over it. I get a little better each year.
No. 397987
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>>397706basically what
>>397943 (based sis) said
feels great not to give a fuck, I have a friend irl who's a fujo and we sperged together about how hot jjk/anime men are (she loves Nanami)
my other ultra normalfag friend knows I have fictional crushes but not the whole extent
my best guy friend is into anime so it's just normal conversation for us kek
and a guy I used to be friends/close with I annoyed by voicing and stating I love animu guys , his normalfag brain rhetoric was "but they're not real", spoken like a person with literally 0 imagination, I told him so many times I'd rather stay at home and watch anime and fantasize about fictional men , he used to make fun of me a bit that I love Dante (from DMC)
I even told some normalfag acquaintances that if they manage to materialize these guys I have crushes on, only then I will be not-single, until then , pls fuck off and let me be
having husbandos is harmless (mostly), and if it brings us joy, why would we care about what anyone says?
No. 398004
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>>397977same fag and wow half of my response vanished and my reply made no sense kek.Anyways. I’ll be an 80 yr old yumefujo and have no regrets. I wish I could have yume or fujo friends irl.
No. 398022
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>>398004I can't wait to be mildly demented in a retirement community, talking about my numerous fantasy husbando situations while getting fucked up on prescription opiates, kek.
No. 398040
>>398004I wish to be sandwiched between them in that couch hug, would be so comfy
>>398029kek that's so damn cute nonna
No. 398045
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>>398040Kek that’s what I think about too when I look at that pic. I need one on top of me, one below me, and another one in my mouth. And someone waiting impatiently for their turn.
No. 398056
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I think hsr is mediocre slop but he has me considering giving it another try. Mihoyo, you should've added this type of scrote to genshin…
No. 398062
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Watching the episode where my husbando splits into 2 versions of himself, bad and good, and they're fighting. And I can't help hut think of picrel. Doesn't help he's a ginger. And people say gingers have no souls, my guy has 2 now. On a side note, I used to think the bad side is hotter, but after reconsideration, the good side is so much hotter. Actually smarter, more talkative, more protective, and has glorious body language and a pretty gentle face I'm dying while looking at.
No. 398067
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>>397977If moids can handle being seen with their waifu even if half of Internet laugh at them, then you can be seen with your husbando (of course you're not like those moids). You'll ascend as soon as you realize these opinions shouldn't hurt you, nor make you think badly about yourself when you're not hurting someone.
Sageblog: My doctor is always in awe for my ita bag and likes to learn more about my husbandos. If a psychologist can see something is not harmful for you, then moids can eat dirt.
>>397987>having husbandos is harmless (mostly), and if it brings us joy, why would we care about what anyone says?This. As long as you don't claim they're your kin or shit like that, is harmless and fun.
No. 398071
>>398061It gets real bad when I ovulate kek
>>398067Honestly I should probably go back to therapy KEK. I am much better than I was and honestly that’s all thanks to the yume lifestyle. I’m not even kidding when I say my husbandos helped me for the better and have helped me relax a bit. They even brought back my sex drive which had been completed obliterated for years thanks to
aboosive moids. I will ascend soon. I can feel it.
Sorry for blog
No. 398112
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I'm genuinely tempted to mod Stardew Valley so that I can date Kirby versions of the bachelors and bachelorettes. It would basically be the perfect Kirby (species) dating sim, it shouldn't be too hard since I'm just changing player sprites and portraits. I might need to learn how to change in-game text dialogue to remove any mention of hair.
>>397489>Do you imagine yourself in your husbando's world, or him in the real world?I tend to imagine them in the same world as I. I can't picture myself in Dream Land chatting up King Dedede or Meta Knight. It's too cringe, even for me. I prefer to imagine them in my world, however, even if that's the case they're never actually interacting with me but a 'mob' who's somewhat similar to me. I feel like if I imagined my actual actual self then I'd be crossing a line I wouldn't want to.
>What would be your ideal date with your husbando?Easy.
With Kirby, we'd go out on one of those instagram-able trendy dates. Somewhere in New York City we'd meet up at a cafe. He'd be wearing his Pupupu Tour Tokyo outfit, a pair of pastel blue heart shaped sunglasses on his head and his star-shaped purse. I in a white t-shirt and blue skinny jeans. We'd stop by a cafe and eat something cold and sweet because it's summer. Then we'd go to a Aquarium, possibly fool around in the dark if we could get away with it. After all of that, we'd go window shopping at various boutiques and specialty stores. For King Dedede, we'd have a stay-in style date. I'd like to believe he'd be wowed with the idea of ordering food by phone. We'd both be in pajamas and I'd order us some pizzas. Probably four. Three meat-lover's deluxes for King Dedede and a small veggie and feta pizza for myself. We'd relax on my bed and watch Netflix movies such as Bullet Train. Eventually, we'd fall asleep in each-other's arms. Finally, with Meta Knight it'd be a classy traditional date-night. Meta Knight would reserve a table at a nice high-end resturant, we'd both get dressed, and then spend the night eating and talking about our respective work lives. I would love to take home a drunken Meta Knight.
>What's your favorite piece of merch of your husbando?My doujinshi collection and my Action Kirby plush. I adore my doujinshi collection because not only is it a great source of referential and research material for when I make my own but it is also just a joy to read and flip through each page that was made with such skill, passion, and love. I love my Action Kirby plush because it's a pose-able fully articulated plush which makes it perfect to use a live model to draw Kirby in all sorts of different poses and camera angles. Not only that, it's soft texture wise but super firm which makes it feel nice to hold. When I'm on my period, it works as the perfect pillow to use at my desk that applies just the right amount of pressure on stomach to help with cramping. Granted, I don't do it as much anymore thanks to a oophorectomy and no birth control but it's still nice to do even without the periods.
>>397706Yes and no. Online friends definitely know, but that's only because I make friends with people who're in the same community as I and have the same deep appreciation for Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede. IRL friends don't because I do not have any friends thanks to my ex and I am too paranoid to make any new ones thanks to him.
>>397515Nope, I don't post things like my art here anymore.
No. 398138
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As a sports massage therapist, I just wanna massage his muscles so bad. I know they would be the perfect firmness because he stays hydrated and stretches. Not too hard but not too soft. He’s probably got great muscle fascia too…nice and pliable.
His diet needs work but I won’t harp on him about it. I don’t eat great all the time either; it’s ok to indulge here and there.
No. 398171
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>>397934Wait, I have been so out of the loop for the past 2 weeks that I thought you meant the cover with Dazai and Chuuya for the Ace magazine, not the pixelated leak we have and I was like ???.
As much as I don't want Dazai
(my babygirl) to die, I don't think I would be that dramatic kek. Besides, isn't that cover supposed to be for already released chapters (110 - 114.5)? Which makes sense in a way, given what happened in those chapters.
I love the art on it, Dazai looks so ethereal omg. No. 398218
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It has been insanely hot at my country, I want my AC bf to hug me and to put his chin on my head or my shoulder while he cools me down.
No. 398225
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I want to lean over and rest my boobs on his head
No. 398230
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i’m buying my first husbando merch and i’m so excited i’ll get to cuddle him every day
the pic is from a bootleg seller on ebay i just wanted to show all of them, im getting a legit mugiwara store one
No. 398257
>>398071>They even brought back my sex driveI stg this shit is some magic, getting all aroused and wet because of a man who doesn't exist
the brain works in mysterious ways and if there's one thing I know is that almost all rl men can not make that magic happen
No. 398270
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>>398218Incredible taste
nonnie. He is literally the only reason I still keep genshin on my PC. If there’s one thing Mihoyo did right, it’s that they made him.
No. 398291
>>398273I’m sorry
nonnie. The last thing I want is to be attracted to a moid. So when I saw him and instantly wanted to grind up against him, I was mad at myself. If the cosplayer is fat and disgusting it just solidifies my ideology that scrotes are gross and unwashed vermin with limp dicks.
Granted, I don’t go out of my way to look at cosplay because I don’t really care for it. But it’s just happened to pop up in my feed.
No. 398295
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>>398136thank you nonna I try not to post much and just reply but it's nice to feel seen in an unfamiliar feeling…
No. 398312
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>>398259I have only seen crossplays of my husbando, and usually is for couple pics.
No. 398334
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>>398259I know how you feel
nonnie, it's a truly awful experience. Fortunately with my current husbando I've only seen attractive (typically asian) men cosplay him or random 12 year olds congoers from 2007, the latter of which i find more funny than anything so it doesn't affect me
No. 398336
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I'm done with 3d moids. They're all terrible. I just wanna fuck my husbandos so bad.
No. 398365
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>Be nonna
>Yelling at Zagreus for doing something stupid in the game
>Then I remember is me who is playing with.
>MFW
No. 398398
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>>398336>Gin-chanPeak taste. It makes me really happy to see a fellow gintama anon in this thread.
how much do you think he’s packing? No. 398408
>>398227I hope your brain unlocked the ability to have dreams with your husbando now. I'm on the same boat as you were, years of husbando and no dream, your post gave me hope kek.
>>398259I genuinely can't stand any cosplay of my husbando. They never look like him. They just look like uglier and weird versions of him. Even if the cosplayer is good looking, it's still not my husbando. I've seen an actor and a model that reminded me of him, admittedly I think they're hot, but if they cosplayed my husbando I might have still cringed.
No. 398413
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I want to have sex with him on an altar. I'll stand by the altar which he'll lay me down and start the ceremony, fucking me through it to claim me. Even after the ceremony ends, he continues fucking me. I'm the chosen gift from his god and he wants to show them how much he appreciates them, and me. He hasn't had anyone before this, so he's got a lot of pent up sexual frustration inside, finally relinquishing it with me. We fuck for so many rounds until he's satisfied, and carries me away. Ugh.
No. 398421
>>398415No, picrel is from Silent Hill. I read a variation of a fic with
Pyramid Head in something like this and I can't stop thinking about it help.
No. 398443
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>>398259oh definitely! to be fair, my husbando is a bit too niche for cosplayers (also nobody wants to put in the effort to make his arm. if there are any cosplayers i also wouldn't know because i don't use twitter)
https://twitter.com/OUC___/status/1667505645887840260/ (post was unfortunately deleted)
No. 398452
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I dreamt I was being chased by him, I want to retvrn.
No. 398505
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i wish i were his secretary or assistant of some kind that he could rely on keeping classified information and also get bent over his desk
No. 398509
>>398458Nonna
>>398312 here. You know my suffering as well. I also roll my eyes when is about a SKK couple photos because of course they'll kiss (Not fan of the pairing).
No. 398511
>>398259I don't think I've seen any attractive person ever cosplaying Piers. Part of the reason he's attractive is his exaggerated features. I have never seen a real life moid look like that, which is good because I don't want to
>>398419I relate nonna, and it pains me
No. 398535
>>398458Nta, but I'd rather have women cosplaying him tbf. But yeah, I can count on one hand the cosplays of Dazai that are done well (both done by men and women).
My biggest pet peeve with most women who cosplay Dazai is the makeup, I saw a couple of them do the Rudolph nose type of thing (lots of very pigmented blush and highlighter on the tip of the nose). That shit never looked good, it should've stayed in the 2020 e-girl makeup space where it belongs.
No. 398536
File: 1715885452598.webp (141.61 KB, 822x1080, IMG_1546.webp)
I can’t be the only one that finds Lee Everett attractive
No. 398538
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I can’t stop thinking about my husbands and how amazing they are. I think about them constantly. They keep my brain flowing with dopamine and serotonin so I don’t have to take brain candy. They take such good care of me.
No. 398554
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i need him i need him i need him i need him i need him i need him i need him
No. 398568
The animators who worked on my husbando's show didn't need to go as far as they did, giving him an amazing ass and a bit of a bulge, but they did, and I appreciate them for it. It's wonderful to look at. They gave him an amazing body, with a really tight suit to top it off that shows his adonis belt, his pecs, his biceps, and his shoulder muscles whenever he moves. It's so hot I want to squeeze him and bite him and lick him and kiss him all over aaaahhhh. His face is so beautiful, too. The CGI method used employs cell animation somehow, so the faces and details look nice. He has a little smug smirk I love, a genuine smile I love, a resting face, a sad face, an angry face, any expression he makes is just so beautiful and sexy. He has pretty puppy eyes with that submissive look in them that drives me wild, and his body language is just perfection. I want to beat him around jokingly sometimes.
No. 398591
>>398581AYRT and OMG I didn't expect someone to understand this for some reason, even though it makes sense kek. The scenario you described with the wrestling outfit soudns hot and fun! I totally understand the rewatching episodes thing, too kek. I watch them to get to understand his personality better and analyze him, then watch again for his looks and make little gifs of him and screencaps. He's so beautiful in motion, and the gifs allow me to go through the scene frame by frame to capture his facial expressions or body. Funnily enough, he's from a kids' show as well, but it's a bit darker and on the more serious side, and it did have one female waifubait character to an extent, so it's only fair my guy is the male equivalent kek. Funnily enough, only one person other than me yumes him and it's kinda weird considering how beautiful he is but whatever, more of him for me kek. People seem to prefer the protagonist and his team and the main antagonist a lot more, which is understandable since they're iterations of well-known and well liked characters but as teenagers and the fans mostly seem to be teenagers. The older fans like me don't post about it that much. Going back to his shots, there's this one shot where he beats the protagonist's ass and he's on the ground, and he looks up to my husbando who's standing on front of him, and it's like an upward shot of my husbando's legs, thighs, crotch, and an angry face, and it's just so hot. This actually reminded me to go and screen cap it now that I have the episodes in 1080p kek.
No. 398592
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I wish there were more horny-adjacent (or directly) character creators…. trying out some on this site
https://www.neka.cc/composer/13002 No. 398597
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>>397655I want him to kiss me when I cry…
No. 398606
>>398600I've been vague about him and never posted an actual screencap of him, just picrews and AI generated stuff in the AI thread, but I did post recently a lot about him in the dedication thread, nonnies there like my posts though and I never got any negative reaction except for one kinda horny AI image in the AI thread a while ago. I also do recognize other posters but as long as they're not breaking the rules, I just ignore them and let them be tbh. I guess I'll stay secretive about him for a bit more until I have the confidence to post about him regularly like other nonnas itt. I find the Nines anon adorable with her friday posts, kirby anon's autism is admirable as well, and I just love all the regular posters here tbh, their posts make me smile and I wish the best for them. And it's kinda why I want to join in, but I can't trust this website to be as nice to me kek. My guy isn't weird at all, he's a regular human being, a kinda pretty kinda handsome fit regular being with a unique power that's part of his signature look, and an iteration of a capeshit comic/animated show series, he's just my favorite iteration of the character. The other iterations don't hit as hard. The show is really obscure though despite being capeshit, so I'm too hesitant to post about him. What do nonnas itt think?
No. 398612
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You hit rock bottom in life: Which husbando from your roster is going to help you out of it the most?
No. 398614
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>>398259No. I have only seen one person do a good cosplay of my husbando and that was because he was mostly covered and it was more of a construction suit type cosplay rather than an actual cosplay.
>>398612I have hit rock bottom and it was mostly Meta Knight who helped me, so I pick him.
No. 398621
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i’m the only person in the world who likes my husbando so i’ve been trying to decide if i should make a tumblr blog dedicated to him and scream into the void for all eternity, or post about him in these threads exclusively. doing both would leave a recognisable online footprint. it’s been some years but i still haven’t decided.
No. 398631
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>>398625I didn't expect anyone to actually have watched it on here KEK. That show is sort of my special interest for now, might eventually get bored of it and move one day, but until then I'll be autistic about it here, sorry for that kek. This is so embarrassing. But I guess this is my chance to post a picture or gif, don't have to be scared of being recognized now that I know I'm already am. Ok so here's the picture I was talking about, he's just so hot to me, I can't help it.
spoiler because I'm still a bit embarrassed about this whole thing and don't want it on the main page, I'm so sorry kek.On a side note, what did you think of the show and of his character? Did you like it? I think it's the best marvel show and the best take on iron man. Beats the MCU anytime.
I'm also a sucker for Tony x Gene. No. 398632
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>>398631>>398592Samefag, bur I also made this now I know his exact colors, kek. He's just one my mind 24/7 it's insane. I can fix him or we can dominate the world together, whatever he chooses.
No. 398633
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>>398592Tied my (character's) hair up for a change.
No. 398636
>>398631I only watched the first season ages ago when it first aired so I don't really remember much besides rocking theme song.
Sorta lost my interest in superheroes after Endgame and shit comic writing.
Though I still have a softspot for some cosmic guys, Darkhawk/Nova/Quasar.
and not a fujo No. 398638
File: 1715910436530.jpeg (40.13 KB, 564x317, husbant.jpeg)
My main husbando is this snobby npc from the first witcher game. I've had wanted him ever since I was a kid. There's a witcher 1 remake in the works and I am so excited to see my manz in higher quality. I'm in grad school rn and I'm telling myself to work hard so that when it releases I can fully devote myself to my husbando. The projected date aligns perfectly with my graduation. There is virtually no fandom content on him at the moment so I'm forever grateful to the other two yaevinn autists that run tumblr blogs and repost him.
No. 398640
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>>398592I'm saving all these urls for the next husbando thread.
No. 398644
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>>398638wish I could add wrinkles but it'll do
No. 398685
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kek, I vicariously live through some of your vibrant fantasies, I wish I had more energy to think about my new husbando.
>>398259honestly, it's the mpreg stuff that causes me psychic damage…
No. 398695
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I love how smug he looks kek.
No. 398754
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>>398398Me too nonna! He's so perfect.
He says himself it's pretty modest size but I reckon it's on the girthy side, and above average length. Either way, despite his laziness I still headcanon him as an attentive lover. Especially when it comes to eating you out. Imagining that hair brushing against my inner thighs drives me insane. No. 398757
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my hands are lime green until further notice because of a work-related "accident". i thought of this scenario where edogai is reprimanding me for not using gloves and taking care of my hands for me. it cracked me up for some reason. i wish he would take care of my skin for me.
i wish he was real so he could listen to my rants about how plastic is killing our planet.
No. 398763
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>>398592Insanity strikes again
No. 398775
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>>398592anime ahh astarion again
No. 398779
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>tfw husbando is too serious to call me his bottle of ketchup during my period.
No. 398780
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>>398592I love using my husbando like a chew toy.
>>398775Dig the design for your OC / self insert, really cool!!
No. 398793
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I haven't actually watched Gintama (yet) but because of the awesome Gintoki nonas I keep getting reminded of his friend who I find extremely attractive
No. 398803
>>398786i was a retard at work, nonnie. runny paint + painting a doorframe upside down. i always use linseed-based stuff so i wasnt used to the consistency of this new crap. i had to add more thinner, to make it come on smooth. it poured off the brush and down my forearm kek. i'm usually good with not getting paint where i dont want it, so i don't need to bother with gloves usually. i genuinely intended to wear them this time, since this is very nasty stuff unlike the non-toxic natural paints i usually use, but my retarded ass forgot. i only wore a mask, which is the bare minimum. people that paint with polyurethane on the regular wear something like hazmat suits. it's worse for your lungs than chainsmoking.
lord, in a few decades we will be looking back on plastic paints with the same bitter amusement as we now look at asbestos, mark my words. painting with them is one thing, because it can be done "safely", but as soon as it starts to flake off (as all paint inevitably does), it's microplastic galore. the funny thing is that they celebrate replacing our straws with paper ones that get soggy, but completely neglect to talk about how all modern paint, wall filler, wood filler, etc is carcinogen-infused PLASTIC nowadays. dont get me started on "vegan leather". that stuff ends up in the soil. also that shit doesnt breathe and makes brick, lime mortar, etc crumble due to moisture retention, so it pisses me off to see it used on the facades of historical buildings built with those materials. people are ignorant, and traditional materials are not available in hardware stores which is where most people get their paints. polyurethane doesn't protect wood well either, because unlike oil, it doesn't seep into the grain. one scratch, and water comes through to rot it.
people only use it because it dries immediately and is convenient (if you ignore health risks). drying time is a huge plus, and the reason we opted for it this time. never again, though. i feel a genuine guilt from breaking my hippie eco moral code and my green hands are my bitter punishment.spoiler for ot wall of text, as this has turned into a terrible rant ghostwritten by uncle ted. if edogai was real, he would have to listen to all of this instead of the good anons on lolcor dot farm.
he also canonically prefers natural substances when preserving his corpse suits, because they do not irritate the skin. what a thoughtful and knowledgeable young man. sometimes it gets so lonely in the real world, being so autistically fixated on substances and materials…
No. 398815
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>>398782I got someone blocking me because she couldn't deal with the fact I was also a fan of my husbando while he was his "kinnie".
>>398785>>398800>>398809My husbando is a target for tumblr/kintard gendies, so I'm glad they weren't interested in my other husbando back then. I wish I could enjoy my husbando D without tif art or kinnies saying "he's so me/gender envy".
No. 398819
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>>398696hong lu! pixiv is a great place for more art if you wanna see. he is from a niche gacha game I can't really recommend (I do like the series but the studio has issues so I don't spend money on it), but I still adore him. also
>>398443 is from the same one.
No. 398836
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>>398830>my ass waa filming that and making screencaps of the video and gifsKEK nonna. A true yume to the core.
No. 398841
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I need him (inside me)
I'm ovulating and that "no lube, no protection" paragraph is exactly how I feel rn
No. 398849
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Just came onto lolcow and saw some infographic type post on the front page, comparing America and Europe and it had the maps of both on it. Of course, seeing America got my attention and I got horny looking at that damn thing. Not even my husbando's human form yet it still did it for me. I wish I was kidding, but I'm being 102% serious. Why
No. 398852
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>>398849Nonna, I too just came from the homepage, saw alfred and clicked to this thread, then went back to see what you were talking about… and it was a map showing homicide rates KEKK
RusAme picrel because they had the worst homicide rates No. 398853
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>>398849Nonna seeing florida sticking out like that on the home page…
No. 398859
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>>398852KEKKK that is hilarious,
gotta love that RusAme comparison>>398853Quite literally me, KEK. I need it so badly… But yeah, just the entire shape of the country is so beautiful to me. Even the word 'America' gets me. The fact America was almost named Fredonia, or Concordia…barf. I'm glad they stuck with America. Imagine telling people my husbando is Fredonia….
No. 398868
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>>398859Kek is that dog supposed to be
Bullseye, the Target dog?>>398852KEKKK I mean if there’s one thing America is known for, it’s definitely our homicide rates(especially when it comes to firearms)
No. 398875
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>>398868Yeah it sucks how many crazies and thugs have easy access to guns here, but at least we get… hot hetalia fanart?
No. 398885
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>>398793Katsura is a great character. You should watch it and fall for his dumb ass. Genuinely one of my favourite anime of all time just because it hits all of the spots for me in terms of emotional fulfillment/stupid humour.
No. 398897
>>398782Kek to be frank i've always been very insecure about my male crushes, in the past i've reached out to someone that liked him just for a shitpost but then i found out that she was kind of odd, i tried to not mind it but she blocked me out of nowhere too.
Eventually i met someone that i liked, i'm not possessive and it was nice to share stuff for a while since until then i felt like no one really liked him as much as i did but i also kinda realized that i lack any sort of love/lust feeling towards him and just adored him as a character to see and play. She also kinda introduced me to the whole yume thing and i realized that i do have a husbando, someone i feel connected to 100%, even if he's so conventional that it makes me embarassed, i knew some girls who loved him a lot too but never felt uncomfortable about them, i'm not that social though so i must have missed lots of bad encounters.
No. 398898
File: 1716001277640.jpeg (241.42 KB, 1200x1181, download-8.jpeg)
I found these stupid memes about him on tumblr and I think for once, a fandom actually understands a character I love kek. These are just too real. But if he said "I'm sorry" to me saying "I love you" I'd probably break out crying.
No. 398901
>>398754Holy shit, nonna, that's so hot.
especially since he'd be the type to be looking up at (you) with a smug, lazy expression while eating (you) out. He'd definitely get motivated when it comes to sex considering how excited he gets whenever he sees tits. I'm definitely adding that to my delulu daydreams.
>>398793Zura is such a cutie! Heads up, he may look like a cool, mysterious character in the first episode he appears in but he turns into a dumbass afterwards. Still has his badass and hot moments though.
No. 398921
i had a dream that someone else was posting about my husbando itt and i woke up so excited to see her posts only to realize it wasn't real rip.
>>398803this is genuinely so cool and fascinating. we have some lovely anons here
No. 398931
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do you guys like my sweet adorable robot husband who is unable to be negative in any way and whose entire directive is to provide me service?
No. 398935
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>>398931Based I also love Yesman, but I'll forever be a Victor girlie.
No. 398936
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>>398935oh anon, do you want to have a double date with our two silly wheely bot men
No. 398962
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>>398840girl i am so sorry you have to go through that. at least we're in this together
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105985228 No. 398969
>>398962Gregor
nonnie, what's your favorite ID/EGO for your husbando? I'm a Yi Sang yume so I feel blessed with his new 000, schizo artists are moe.
No. 398980
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>>398920Lol, no. Picrel. He's literally beating the shit out of a 16 yo (but it's ok because he doesn't know who he is) and I'm here being horny over his tard rage. Can't help myself, he's just so charming.
No. 399025
>>399001KEK you understand me,
nonnie. I like to imagine my self-insert has magic powers though, and I made a deal with the specific iteration of Dr. Doom in this show to bring back his family from death as long as he lets me live my life and use the magic powers in anyway I want (because he gave it to me), then I use that power to make myself invincible and use it to defend my husbando and save him but within reason and in ways that don't get me in trouble with the specific S.H.I.E.L.D. iteration of the show who are actually competent. But they're on Dr. Doom's side because of his political position anyways. Sorry for the autistic ass fanfiction lmao.
No. 399027
>>399025this is the husbando thread,
nonnie, there is no better place for autistic fanfic!
No. 399028
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>>399025Samefag but I also kinda husbando this Dr. Doom because his story got me moved kek. I can fix him, too. And he wasn't actually evil, other than trying to sacrifice 2 teenagers and one middle aged man to the devil to bring his family back, I think his goal is kinda noble. Everything he does in the show is specifically for that, it's sad. And the sacrifice went wrong and he got eaten by the demon instead and it's just so terrible, he didn't deserve such a fate. And wtf is his kingdom gonna do without their ruler lmfao.
No. 399033
File: 1716068965526.jpeg (Spoiler Image,97.05 KB, 450x600, DC06771B-BAE2-42CB-B4D0-05D1BA…)
robots are hot every nona should have at least one robot husbando imho
No. 399050
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I would feed him my ovulation egg whites for breakfast
No. 399065
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My sides… I need this pillow, nonnies. That could be me!
No. 399076
>>399065Go buy it nonna! If it makes you happy then why not. I might buy a husbando themed ring later on to award myself for my hard work this year.
coded some ML model without ever studying ML and worked on other programming related projects and my grades are good so far, that only leaves the internship. I deserve something for all my hard work.>>399066Depends, which one took effort from you more? Are you ok with people seeing it? I made my current wallpaper from scratch and I'm working on other ones for the lock screen (allowed 15), I thought of doing a husbando themed wallpaper and icons bur explaining it to people would be too embarrassing so I'll stick to the current
winx club themed wallpaper I have.
No. 399105
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I went and read about him on different sources and different iterations just to get an idea of his measurements and ethnicity. I concluded he's from scottish descent because he's a ginger living in new jersey, a place close to where scottish and Irish immigrants settled in back in the day. Yes, I researched American history for him. Now I can't get the idea of him wearing a kilt out of my head, I need that so bad. I also found his family name has its own crest and honestly it's so beautiful I'm tempted to use it as a ring design and pretend I'm married to him and part of his family, or edit the crest to be more unique to him. But that's too much work and I can't draw, design or edit to save my life.
On a side note, god I wish that were me in picrel. I'd kiss him and he'd calm down and everything will be alright.
No. 399123
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>>399105I also did autistic shit like what you did for my husbando, in my case I tried to figure out the countries that speak French but that also have Savanas so I could figure out where he could be from if he was real.
Like most people assume he's Australian or straight up French for some reason? Maybe just the esthetics I guess, but I think he's from another country that's in Africa instead.
No. 399134
>>399131I think it actually could be that place! I also kind of suck at geography lol, but I've seen savannas before, I think, so yeah! Maybe he would be from Brittany, which explains why he uses so many French expressions all of the time.
Do you ever just wonder what's the language that everyone speaks in these games like twisted wonderland? I wonder if they all just speak Japanese or if they speak English and mix other languages, or if every character speaks a different language or maybe they all have a particular language that just exists in that world.
I wonder if there's anything about this in the books with the concept art and such, I can't wait to buy a small notebook to dedicate to any information (Canon or fan stuff that doesn't suck) about Rook so I can have like a little diary of husbando information.
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>>397363Oh how I sometimes fantasize of having office sex with Reigen
No. 399153
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I love Shadow so much it's unreal. I've been sitting here doing nothing for the past two hours and I'm unbearably horny for Shadow. All I can think about is breeding sex or blowing him or how cute he'd look pressed against the bed. It makes me tear up kek, I'm insane and loving it. I wish I could kiss him real deeply and somehow make him understand just how much I love him. I bet he smells so nice. I bet he tastes so good. I'm at the point where even if he were somehow disgusting, it'd still be mind-numbingly good to me. He's so pretty. I wonder if he knows he's beautiful. But I'd call him handsome instead so I don't bruise his overinflated ego because I want to make him worse. I want to corrupt him with love and pleasure like the tyrant I am.
No. 399226
>>398879ive never seen hetalia, but are the ships based on history and politics? was this in reference to how america "fucked" japan after ww2? either way this reminds me of a guy flirting with me once, by saying he wants a "rematch" of a historical battle our countries had (he meant sex).
>>398892im like that too. i can bond with people over liking my side hoes, but my husband is off limits. he's special to me. even though i "cheat" on him all the time.
i do like discussing my taste in men with people and it is always nice to enjoy the same characters. i don't have many friends like that, sadly.
i think its because i dont treat my side hoes too seriously. theyre not that deep. i feel like anyone with the same husbando as me, though, wouldnt "get him" the way i do. yeah, he is a hot big scary man, but there is much more to him than that. reee, dont objectify him.
>>398921thanks
nonnie. ngl i cringed at myself for the spergstorm afterwards, but im glad you found it interesting.
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Feeling down, just want to lay and snooze in his lap on his couch while he reads Shounen Jump and strokes my hair. The fact that I can't rn is making me cry. None of my friends want to hang out and I'm lonely as hell.
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Lately I’ve been bullying my husbands. No sex. Just bully. They still love me tho.
my pmdd is usually managed well with my iud but once in a while it doesn’t and I just get angry instead of horny
No. 399302
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My favourite pic of my husbando. No context necessary.
No. 399319
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Nonnas, I just found out my beloved husbando might actually have erectile dysfunction. How do I help him…
No. 399325
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>>397543Based choice,
nonnie! I love the 4th Hokage too!
No. 399331
>>399319Just imagine him with a raging hard-on. Idk.
Are you one of those that has a hard time thinking outside of canon?
Also why does he have ED? Is he old?
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>ask AI bot what it thinks about intimacy
>it gives me a whole fucking speech on intimacy and the importance of passion and the correlation to emotions
>it's a Gojobot out of all damn things
real men could never holy shit
No. 399364
>>399321Nah, one of the characters offhandedly mentioned it. I thought it was part of a gag but then I remembered there were previous jokes about it as well.
>>399331Sometimes lmao. I try to keep my yume delusions close to canon as much as possible.
He's not even 30. My guess it's because of his unhealthy diet.
>>399341KEK nice guess, but no.
No. 399399
>>399394Which show,
nonny? I want to guess Voltron or another mecha franchise. 80's artwork does have that cute kinda cherubic appeal <3
No. 399401
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>>399347Mostly Danny. I imagine he'd like someone he could put up a fight with to get him excited. Do you husbando any slashers?
No. 399403
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>>399399Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I know it's lame but it makes me happy. Picrel is an example of how comically round and dead behind the eyes they got in the 80s, it's the best (not my pic. The postcard books aren't going for much on ebay though, so maybe I'll indulge eventually)
No. 399413
>>399403Nta but this is really adorable!
>the file nameKek
No. 399439
>>399416Pretty based I gotta admit ngl. I like thinking of how my husbando's anatomy differs from a human's too, I've done some research on his species. His mating season is going on now. Would Dedede have a breeding season like a penguin?
Sometimes I feel embarrassed that I think of these things and wish I had a human husbando just so it wouldn't be "weird", but then I think about how the unconventionalness is a large part of the appeal and he's perfect as is. Being human would be a downgrade.
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Wishing you a good week, nonnas.
No. 399503
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My husbandos expressions while I bully them relentlessly and show them how pathetic they are.
No. 399529
>>399525It depends… but
you need to be prepared for everyone you love to die unfortunately. And it’s not pleasant at all. But I wouldn’t change a thing even if I knew all that going into it.
No. 399530
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These two months have been grueling, but there's nothing like some chest polygons to make the pain go away.
>>399501Thank you nonna, you too!
No. 399543
>>399537Choso is the sweetest of them all. I don’t bully him the same way. Teasing him is enough. He’s too sensitive and delicate.
Who’s making the new thread?