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No. 2110436
SUMMARY:
Lucinda is an anorexic, bulimic self-harmer with schizophrenia who is convinced starving and puking helps condition her into a "unicorn state". Creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky, and overall a trainwreck who makes for great entertainment and milky(often harmless) misadventures.
>trans and neurodivergent>member from twitter's eating disorder and self harm communities (edtwt and shtwt)>puerto rican unicorn starving and peeing everywhere>terminally online, often daily posts naked photos to her mostly underage fanbase>notorious self harmer, has visible cuts all over her body>has eaten garbage, cat food, hand sanitizer and hydrogen peroxide >purges 11 times a day >medication is evil and schizophrenia is a lie, i have powers>poor hygiene, needs a shower>returned from major heart surgery and a several month long hiatus to recover>immediately relapsed>briefly aspired to be a professional ballet dancer until she decided starving was her true passion>currently wants to be the anorexic Erik the Electric and aspires to be a mukbang Youtuber>took on a job at a senior center but (presumably)failed to get a certificate of health and was fired>back on disability>unclear if she will continue with the delusions of youtube superstardomMOST RECENT
> gnarly self harm relapse> Moved to USA > guide dog acquired > frequent hiatuses due to parents restricting phone access > MAYBE on a genuine recovery arc?PREVIOUS THREADS
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No. 2110438
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guys i think she may actually be on a recovery arc she relapsed really bad back in november.
this is her as of a few weeks ago
No. 2110440
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>>2110438this is how she looked in November NSFL major lucinda warning
No. 2110499
We haven't got Lucinda thread in what, a year? 2 years? Is she still on her schizoposting larp? It's kind of crazy to think she's approaching her 30's.
>>2110438I think anons are right, it's easy to get fooled cause body is ofc another story, but her face always looked quite "healthy". It was horrid makeup/burn tool that made her look deadly malnourished and sunken. That being said, i hope she truly recovers.
No. 2110675
now this is a trainwreck i missed. how she's still alive i'll never know
>>2110618i think every pro-ana edtwt ewhore needs this
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>>2110522I think this is her back when she met up with her friends.
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Right before her long hiatus
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fake service dog maxxing??
Oh also another thing. Back during her bad relapse late lastyear when she was still living in PR it seems her family had some sort of home invasion and a bunch of her things were taken. I think that is what kicked off the relapse? I remember her also tweeting that she had some kind of surgery booked and she was going to do everything in her power to sabotage her chances of getting it. Something about fighting with her mom I'll try to find it.
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No. 2110718
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How she looked this past relapse.
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>>2110718when was this posted? coz she just posted a photo of her and updated her bio to "178 pounds"
it seems they really fattened her up through all those months she's silent
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>>2111307>>2111309Wow. I'm sad to see her already trying to get back to her LW again. I can't blame her, though, going from one extreme to the other so quickly will mess with anyone. She mentioned trying not to relapse not too long ago.
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She posted this on her twit a few hours ago
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Any Luci translators here?
No. 2111364
>>2111360Here's my best guess although it's pretty straight forward but take my speculations with a grain of salt.
She ate a lot in the hospital, food was good, she watched kids shows and it was peaceful. In inpatient the food was good and she ate there too, it felt good and she was happy. She's in pain though and has been for a long time, no surprise, skellyness causes pain and it can't be comfortable to gain so much weight so quickly especially being used to being empty. By not making it I think she feels she failed her unicorn quest. Couldn't make it there. Her water retention is permanent she believes and she feels unfamiliar in her body now that it's big again. She probably thought she was gonna die/ascend to unicorndom so this feels like a new life and she feels like an impostor. She feels like someone else was/is controlling her (in the hospital when she ate? still now that she's at a higher weight?) Food makes her sick and she's being constantly watched (by parents and doctors surely), she wants to be free aka unicorn death attempt number ?? has begun.
No. 2111375
>>2111359this is such an insane number to jump to from like 60lbs in november. i know luci's talked about edema related to heart failure so most of what she sees as fat is likely just fluid related to poor circulation. also:
>psychotic featuressounds like this whole relapse has to do with general psychosis. i can't imagine what a nightmare it must be to work with someone like her. she really is a hopeless case.
No. 2111391
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R.I.P. to this picture of Luci looking super cute and glowing because she wasn't living off dog food and laxatives and shooping her face to look like dehydrated beef.
No. 2111397
>>2111307>>2111359Oh dear.
>>2111375Yeah it cannot possibly be healthy for them to force over 100 lbs onto her within less than a year.
No. 2111447
>>2111445Lucinda just has the exact same issue as any other retarded anachan, if she doesn't have the absolute perfect body(trademark) she thinks she should rightfully have just by being born, then she starves herself to death because she hasn't succeeded at killing herself.
She doesn't look great in that first picture because who the fuck looks great in comfy underwear and shit lighting? She also clearly has a bodyshape that not everyone likes or wants to have because she doesn't have ridiculously wide hips, so she doesn't automatically look like some Victoria's secret model.
No. 2111508
>>2111461She was also a fatty before becoming an ana, and that was only by purging. She never restricted iirc, she just started purging her binges.
>>2111461The giant belly makes me think so. Refeeding edema is already a given, but her heart problems can also cause fucked up water levels.
Honestly I felt so bad for her when she posted the ceiling-high mountain of clothes that she said didn't fit her anymore. It's no wonder she's relapsed. Add that she has no real life friends and is a retarded NEET who seems to have no internet access and no contact with her followers giving her asspats for her freakish habits, like…. I can imagine she's just super lonely and miserable.
No. 2111545
>>2111447I noticed anachans usually pose their bodies in the most unflattering way when they're not skeletor and in the most "flattering" skeletor way when they are, it's bizarre
>>2111489Men are starting to develop eds more often now, but it's bigorexia instead. Plenty of moids dropping like flies from dehydration and heart attacks from steroid use. Karmic justice if you ask me.
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>>2111538she's posted pictures of her fucked up swollen feet, nonna
No. 2111553
>>2111549Go read her old threads nonna, you'll see that Lucinda was also selfposting a lot for attention, there's proof of that in the 1st or 2nd thread I think.
Her ED is obviously very real, but the schizo LARP and quirky typing are fake.
No. 2111561
>>2111556she was also diagnosed years before she had an account where she posted selfies. anons found her old 1d fanfiction account coffinofachimera and she typed the same and even talked about being diagnosed with a neurological problem that affected her writing.
also, she literally always denies being schizophrenic. she's only mentioned it as a vague brain condition it's only medical documents that call her psychotic. literally defeats the point of being a munchie.
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No. 2111699
>>2111685Her parents had her at an elderly age so she was more than likely schizo to begin with, but when you're already mentally ill the effects of starving on the brain are going to be so much worse because it's destroying something that was already destroyed to begin with
>weights much worse than hersAre you mates with that lad who started a fire to escape his mums attic? I think the anas are lying to to you kek it doesn't get worse than Lucinda. She gives Eugenia a run for her money
No. 2111866
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Luci's relapse lasted 1 whole day and she's calling herself a bear unicorn presumably to cope with being overweight(?).
Nature is healing.
No. 2111880
>>2111867Does she play ark: survival evolved? Thats the only game i personally know of where you can paint animals. Idk about the unicorn horn though.
What is this from?
No. 2111979
>>2111866God, I wish she'd stop pandering to that awful, awful edtwt crowd.
These
toxic skeletons and LARPing fatties weren't even her friends to begin with and are probably mocking her behind her back right now.
Call me delusional but I think she's interesting enough to become some kind of wholesome e-celeb to the normie sphere if she really want to have an online presence.
Switching to a less backstabbing place where she wouldn't have to be the sickest of the sick to gain recognition, where she could share her artworks and quirks would be really beneficial I think.
I know you're lurking miss Unicorn so please hang on and ditch that toxic crowd. You deserve to be happy and thriving No. 2112060
>>2111866She looks good. She's already achieved that idiotic unicorn weight goal (just without ascending to unicorn dimention part thankfully), why can't she just have a rest and look like that now.
>>2111979Agree, wish she tried to find some local art groups, dance groups, horse riding classes, whatever the fuck. Try to fill her day with something other than binging and 14 year olds on twitter larping as anachans despite weighting 60kgs.
No. 2112170
>>2112166Shame… maybe (I remembered!) Ambrose was just very short.
>>2112168Yes, I hope the bear catches on and stays. Fish, berries and honey, let's go
No. 2112269
>>2111847swallowing hydrogen peroxide doesn't do anything. i keep a glass of hydrogen peroxide in my bathroom to brush my teeth with and i accidentally drank a bunch once. nothing happened.
>>2111879always been an attention whoring act
>>2112222oh no all the nonnies' poor precious smol widdle wucinda is a gross tif now
(Infighting) No. 2112272
>>2112269She's always been some sort of a tranny, nothing new there. I can't understand all the babying of her though. She's funny sometimes but she still promotes her ed and motivates others with her photos and methods. Imagine the backlash if someone from the proana thread posted this for example
>>2110707 everyone would say she's wasting resources just getting worse again after getting treatment.
No. 2112285
>>2112272Transparency is key imo. Lucinda gets forcibly hospitalized by her parents or due to a medical emergency and openly rejects every minute of it. What would be gross is if she masked that by pity-baiting saying she's a struggling, brave warrior while posting bodychecks and tiny portions. That's what makes proana scumbags garbage, the lying.
I'd be happy to be proved wrong when she posts spoopy bodychecks even after taking down ed mentions on her profile,
triggering before/after recovery reels, tube selfies, and makes tiktoks crying while eating.
No. 2112318
>>2112306She was. Iirc, I read somewhere that she edited the parts of the video where she was purging.
>>2112285I agree. Not sure 100% if she might be posing, but she seems sincere. Also, she has a very unique personality, not like any other carbon copy anachan out there, so that's also another reason why many people like her.
No. 2112368
>>2112232Yes there is a shorter average in puerto rico but that doesnt matter.
1. She could be mixed
2. Heights arent solely fixed based on race.
Not even on familial genes. Freaks happen. But also dormant genes. The average may be short but if you know how we get to an average then you will know thats just the middling height of the whole range of heights.
Some PR people can still be born tall. Putitary disorders exist. Kek her puerto rican herritage doesnt automatically disqualify her from being tall.
Just like how Not all white, naturally blonde woman are skinny 5'8" baywatch models either.
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Looks good tbh
According to her, she is now back to 24/7 phone use freedom
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She says she has her phone back and full access to wifi again. Sounds like her parents were indeed letting her have restricted time to use the web.
No. 2112869
>>2112318>>2112369The stuttering, awkwardness and copious overtones of the tip of the tongue phenomenon make you feel bad for her here. she's definitely declined in many ways since that last video I saw of her like 2 years ago or something. ugh
If I had behaved like she does my parents would have kicked me out. they wouldn't have tolerated the most minor inconvenience I'd present, meanwhile here is this girl just fucking up her body via severe calorie restriction and purging and posting pictures of health issues online so other vulnerable girls in women can see it.
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>>2112866Back to being chronically online.
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>>2112972She's still using the same phone she's been using years ago and even back then it was already an old model.
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>>2113018Idk she looks larger to me
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>>2113035August 2024 vs now
(sage non-milk) No. 2113048
>>2113004Good for her
>>2113035NTA but weight gain/water retention doesn't mean "cured". I'm also hopeful she won't relapse, but considering her history, it's very likely.
No. 2113059
>>2113006we have yet to see any of her talents or intelligence. she seems unwell and appears to be a burden or her parents. I think expecting her to comply with treatment and perhaps going outside and seeking group therapy/connections with other human beings and maybe getting some fresh air or something instead of seeking validation from online enablers is where she should start. If she doesn't die from the anorexia. I don't really view anyone trying to normalize whatever this is in a positive light. It's incredible that social media allows these very sick women to continue to post disturbing pictures of themselves.
>>2112877as a fellow impulsive person with a broken brain, copious stress, trauma and untreated shit like severe anxiety, ADHD or OCD or something can definitely make recalling certain words or even communicating properly difficult. The tip of the tongue phenomena or having difficulty recalling words are super embarrassing. but you literally can't do anything about it and it's an obvious problem.
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(random photos are not milk, sage)
No. 2113215
>>2113097The cow is probably there, selfposting again.
>>2113205Most of it is bad photoshop nonna, I don't think she's going around her elderly parents with a full face of retard makeup.
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jesus christ
No. 2113656
>>2113644given that she seems to be having trouble with a distended stomach
>>2113506 and edema i totally understand why she's suddenly not keen on being naked 24/7 like she used to be. i hope she isn't too hard on herself, it has to be difficult for her to accept her body when she was calling herself fat because her bones were too thick at 60lbs.
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So Lucinda wasn't lying when she said she was actually fat. This is actually insane. Watching her become overweight from being a gollum creature barely a year ago was not on my 2025 bingo card.(rattle rattle)
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>>2114340She posted a picture of her pants proving she's size XL. So way beyond fat.
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No. 2114644
>>2114635Kinda your own fault if that's what recovery would be for you
Honestly don't think she looks healthy currently and clearly not as a skeleton, never understood the hype around her either but the rattling is just pathetic and reeks of bitter girly on edtwt rot
No. 2114648
>>2114644>>2114645she's getting a lot of positive attention you know her edtwt goons are trying to
trigger her under the assumption she's lurking. i'm genuinely happy for her. she's got a lot going for her despite ballooning and her so called "friends" who were rooting for her to die are seething. she lives in a forest surrounded by bunnies, birds and squirrels, has a cute dog, posted some dope drawings, and gives no fucks about a horrid fit check looking chubby when she was once a skelly queen. she's getting the same praise even overweight.
you can't bring that unicorn down. or is it unicorn bear?
No. 2114678
>>2114604the sigh of relief when i saw this pic. are you sure its recent?
>>2114629ppl like you are the reason ana exists lol
No. 2114694
>>2114339Holey shit. THIS is fat? I know you edtwtfags don't have jobs or go outside
which is also why they can afford having EDs kek but damn.
No. 2114720
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>>2114632because she has a likeable personality, an actual sense of humor, and is a talented artist see picrel. that plain fit check she posted was like 2 seconds long and had had cute silly editing. all in all, luci is wholesome. she could look like a sack of potatoes and there's still a lot that makes her likeable.
No. 2114734
>>2114720Even being “fat” her face is still adorable, bone rattlers forever
triggered that they’ll look plain and uninteresting no matter how low their BMI is
No. 2114789
>>2114720So to it sum up, Lucinda is able to :
>draw fantastic pieces like theseBut also Lucinda :
>Oh no! I can't write properly because my phone's too old/I'm retarded/the autocorrect is mean to me!Kek, what a larping retard
No. 2114807
>>2114720Wouldn't call scar covered body checks something that a wholesome person would do though
Yeah the drawings are neat and she's weird in an endearing way to some but wholesome is a real strange word to use for her. Both this and the rattling are stupid takes
No. 2115040
>>2114789Expecting someone severely mentally ill to the point they repeatedly starve themselves into a bonelord to do anything
not retarded is a reach. There's no point in trying to make sense of someone's actions when they've already purged all necessary nutrients from their body and have irreparable anabrain.
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No. 2115094
>>2114648>>2114653>>2114720you guys are so gross. this thread should be autosaged because there's no milk or you should fuck off to twitter to go shower her with compliments there.
>>2114632she's ugly in every way but some obsessed anons are always here treating her like a 5 year old.
No. 2115313
>>2115056"this body is just a car" lives in my head rent free, she's so funny. Truly hope all anachans can ascend and find peace like Luci.
>>2115291Lmfao fuck off to kiwifarms you literal hitler, we've been following her since the beginning and we love to watch it all unfold. Through thick and thin, no pun intended.
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kek she rules
No. 2116076
>>2115313>>2115056Considering a lot of her weight is probably water rn, I think she's gonna find a comfortable middle ground if she recovers. I really do wish her the best.
She might be an unrepentant attention seeking schizo, but it's nice seeing her finally accepting her body in a better light and not continuing to kill herself.
People who post their rattling in this thread should really catch some slack for a-logging, considering how thin Luci was and how she already had heart surgery due to her weight.
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edema update
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unicorn relapse
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>>2117317She posted some of her diary as well featuring retarded poetry.
>"I don't want to exist anymore. So I will be less of myself and miniscule until I am anti-life. Past. Finally divine." No. 2118599
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It is not normal for a dog to hump the owner much less a trained service dog.
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I suspect something is very wrong in her household because no normal person would be fine with this and even her edtwt friends were calling it out.
No. 2119421
>>2117610>>2112889I know it had been said before that she has problems while typing, because the screen on the phone or whatever, and that's why she writes like that.
Ok, but then she seems to have no problem at all when she writes on her diary, or when she draws.
How come is that she types online almost everything wrong when she apparently can write and draw that well? I don't get it
No. 2120255
>>2120199Look, I'm the first one here that WKs Lucinda a lot, because I find her interesting, creative and fun. And I also see that she has mental health issues, whether is schizophrenia or something else, but it's obvious that she was mentally unwell way before edtwt.
But, even when I don't find her to be "fake", because I think she is very genuine as a person, I find it hard to understand how come she is unable to type barely a 20 percent of what she writes well when, on the other hand, she is capable to handwrite normally, or even draw so beautifully. That's what I don't understand.
No. 2120282
>>2120255Chiming in to say I would not be surprised if it was a larp. I'm just going to talk about how it could be legitimate.
It could have to do with cognition and the way touchscreens work. When I'm either waking up or falling asleep, I'll have a difficult time texting my friend. Sometimes entire sentences can turn into gibberish. Lucinda is so brain damaged from being a chronic skelly (coupled with whatever cognitive impairment comes from her mental illness), she could be having an experience similar to nodding out while trying to use her phone.
As for touchscreens, they're reliant on pressure, press length, and touch location. If any of these are off, you've compromised what you're trying to do. The way devices register touch is also an issue: if someone is holding a slim device and the edge of their palm is making the slightest contact with the edge of the screen, this affects any keyboard inputs. A slightly too long press changes what letter or symbol is being added in. She's also relying on muscle memory of two thumbs as opposed to her entire arm when drawing or writing (and this is if she even uses her thumbs to type, she could be touch typing with her pointer finger, at which point muscle memory isn't involved at all). If she is utilizing her phone's autocorrect, it is no doubt inserting previous crap it's learned from her, and that is exacerbating the issue.
In the end, I'm 50/50 on if it is a larp or not, and it doesn't change my opinion of her either way.
No. 2120583
>>2120199She was writing 1D fanfic or some shit way before her edtwt presence.
It's okay to like her nonna but you don't have to defend her stupid lies over and over anytime someone make fun of her attention seeking antics.
If you want to enable her bs that much, go on her DMs/curious cat or whatever. Lolcow isn't a fanclub.
No. 2120786
>>2120625Questioning the claims of a notorious munchie attention seeker doesn't make me a newfag, quite the contrary.
You feign to forget that she's been caught selfposting on numerous occasions, including her blog to prove how "retarded" she is.
Her ED is real, sadly, but
everything else is fake and that's where the milk is in my opinion.
Because, besides that, she's boring af and doesn't warrant a thread.
You seem very invested and determined to prove she's not lying, coming with all sorts of excuses and mental gymnastics in order to do so and it's very suspicious to say the least.
If you're unable to handle these conversations and feel the imperious need to correct and infight anyone laughing at the fake retard, you should go somewhere else because, once again, the farm isn't a fanclub.
No. 2120796
>>2120786Only chiming in to say your retarded Reddit formatting proves you are indeed a newfag.
>You feign to forget that she's been caught selfposting on numerous occasions, including her blog to prove how "retarded" she is.This literally never happened. Stop forcing an opinion on everyone in these threads. Lucinda might be the only cow farmers treat like some demented pet like PT. Her medical history and stories from people who've met her and her parents in real life checks out and only a self projecting autist would insist that someone who denies being schizophrenic is faking a medical diagnosis lmao.
It's not a fanclub if people disagree with a tinfoil. You're entitled to it but people are entitled to disagree. If you can't handle that maybe find a different cow.
No. 2120886
>>2120796>>2120832Stop the infighting you two. You are both right nonnas.
On one hand, we all have seen the medical records, but tbh I wouldn't trust that doctor or that clinic. She could be schizophrenic or anything else differently, but it's evident she has other mental issues, besides her ED.
But, on the other hand, she can also be an attention seeker, lie and be fake. In fact, she has being caught in her lies before, so no dishonesty from the other anon herez either.
>>Because, besides that, she's boring af and doesn't warrant a thread.This is the only part I personally disagree. I find her very interesting, even when she is faking certain things.
No. 2120983
>>2120954This. It's ridiculous to accuse her of lying about being schizophrenic when she herself insists that she's not and that medication doesn't help her. How is she a munchie when she says she isn't sick? Besides, we saw her hospital pictures with a tube. And for a supposed munchie she's literally never elaborated on her multiple hospital stays. If she was actively psychotic during her tests that diagnosed her as retarded it makes sense.
Either way, Lucinda's always insisted that she has a brain condition that makes cognitive processing and memory difficult. That's fair. My bet is on a brain injury because she bangs her head on concrete walls and drinks laundry detergent. Just like junkie brainrot.
No. 2120993
The "that's a lie, she didn't self post here before" recipes:
The Like
>>1283203>>kekThe Caption
>>1283212>>Then a few minutes after I posted, she unliked it to then do whatever this The Meltdown
>>1283221>>god shut the fuck up neither of you can prove anything and nobody gives a shit"The Lolcow Weaponised Autism"
>>1283536>>According to the anon who claims not to be lucinda, who says they live in Wisconsin >>1283232, their screenshot in >>1283203 should have been timestamped as 6:57 as that would've been the local timezone of that tweet. However it shows 7:57, which fits the timezone of Bayamón, Puerto Rico, which supposedly is where the cow livesaccording to >>1281153. >>You can check it yourself by looking at your own local time of this post https://mobile.twitter.com/cartoonivia/status/1416366534763716612 and convert it to Wisconsin and Bayamón time on thetimezoneconverter.com. >>Nevermind the screenshots are posted directly after the ordeal, the time on them is visible, the links of them are almost fully visible. There would be no way I'd be able to manipulate them in such a short timeframe, let alone have any reason for lying.>>Sorry for the weaponized autism but I know what I saw. No. 2121044
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>>2120993>which fits the timezone of Bayamón, Puerto RicoDo you know what a time
zone is and how it works? It doesn't work like an ip address. This is why no one took this so called reveal as anything but an autistic reach. Assuming you're not the same person you're linking to in the thread.
No. 2121165
>>2120886Fair enough. I just wish we could discuss all aspects of this cow without having to worry about the same (2? Samefag ?) rabid WKs jumping at our throat with insults and ad-hominem (you're a newfag/redditor/jealous fatty…see the posts above)
>>2120983Absolutely no one doubted she's suffering from an ED. But everything else is a larp. It's okay to believe her but some of us don't. Learn to ignore posts you don't like and stop infighting and policing the thread.
>>2120993Thanks for your service nonna. Now let's watch "them" seethe and have a big meltdown itt.
No. 2121286
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She seems to be back on her BS I shouldn't be surprised but I am
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>>2121286She also has another post about how she's already down 5lbs in a few days
No. 2121441
>>2121418That's almost always a given in cases of severe anorexia where they allude to "cleansing" themselves or whatever. Pretty easy deduction given
>>2121287 that something of that nature likely happened.
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>>2121314She lives in a personal hell. I've always been surprised at her optimism given how shitty her dad sounds
No. 2122201
>>2121888Ayrt exactly what I said. I hate how nonnies dislike a cow, suddenly the dad is an angel. It's the same in any thread on here that the dad is automatically decent and innocent if the cow happens to be a female, intentionally rewriting the story that shit dads are the majority of dads
>>2122102Big Lenny vibes for sure. Bodybuilder moids are all autistic narcs I'll never understand how these nerds end up as gigantic mentally ill abusers
No. 2122210
>>2122201Nobody is saying her dad is an "innocent angel". There were exactly two posts talking about how her dad was behaving in positive ways in the past, which was noted as being strange and confusing.
>"Her family sounds so strange.">anecdote of father helping her recover>"What happened?"This post replied directly to a tweet where Lucinda is talking about her dad encouraging her ED.
You don't need to get high and mighty about how evil her dad is, we can all read for ourselves. You're coming off as a wk for Lucinda when you intentionally misconstrue anons' posts in order to sperg.
No. 2122690
>>2121314she had a obvious overeating problem before and now she's overcompensating for it and destroying her body. we have no idea what's going on in her mind because she's incoherent but her life seems unfortunate. she's pretty fucking weird herself though.
>>2122645>>2121945I sincerely doubt her father even pays that much attention to her.
abusive scrotes love neglecting their children, even ones they're sadistic towards. it's probably uncomfortable to be watching your kid cut themselves like she has but the fact that her family was watching her commit self-harm and didn't put her in some inpatient psychiatric hospital from the very beginning and probably just kept her there on the long term, especially when they can afford it, is weird. pretty sure the government provides funds for this kind of thing. there's definitely some serious neglect going on here and that's probably what's contributing to this, alongside whatever the fuck she has been subjected to online (enabling and other self-harmers).
No. 2122694
>>2114635you can clock every single anachan in here by the way they talk.
>view views being 120 lb as some horrifically high weight instead of it being underweight for someone who's like 5'7 how the fuck do you live like this
No. 2122764
>>2122210I'm the anon who made the first post, it's just me being confused how her family functions by making her sick and forcing recovery over and over again. No doubt her dad is psycho and her family life is awful. How does anyone read that as me defending her father while I was directly replying to a post of lucinda calling him "the best ana coach"
Wild to me how just one other anon understood what I was getting at
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Update 1/2
No. 2129379
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Here is a recent from her
No. 2129428
>>2129424We aren't her fanclub.
you are delusional for thinking that any encouragement toward recovery is whiteknighting.
No. 2129562
>>2129535To be fair she's never gained this much weight before. So it's hard to roll your eyes and say it's nothing new when it is, in fact, very new.
I feel like her purging goes in hand with psychosis at times because she always disappears when she relapses and comes back being very active on social media when she seems in higher spirits. On her Instagram caption she talked about feeling paranoid and typical schizo delusions.
No. 2129567
>>2129379Samefag but it looks like she’s in the hospital here? Why? More issues with her heart? They let her do her makeup like that and wear a wig in the hospital?
>>2129380It’s the stupid makeup and LSD editing that makes her look the worst. The scars are just sad to me. Wig is whatever. I’m glad she no longer looks like one of the walking dead.
No. 2129620
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Plot twist: Luci has a boyfriend who she is convinced is not a Discord moid
No. 2129647
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>>2129620this person is her boyfriend but she's never been on a date with him? has she even seen him IRL? this whole thing is skeeving me out
No. 2129649
>>2129620So her moid is the one on the right, or neither?
>>2129647I hope it goes well for her and hope she’s not getting catfished or pranked. First date at almost 30 years old, she’s a kissless virgin on top of everything else. I hope he doesn’t make her ED worse or have an ED fetish. The sad truth of the matter is he’s likely preying on her in some way.
No. 2129859
>>2129775Untrue. The most dangerous thing they can be is a handmaiden or pickme because then they will help a worthless scrote prey on other women.
also see Audrey HaleStill hoping she is either pretending (whatever makes her happy, so long as she's safe) or her brother intervenes since he has access to all her socmed.
No. 2129945
>>2129379Her bra is inside out lol. You can see the little openings where you can remove the pads for washing.
also, nonnies need to learn their Lucinda lore. it's not makeup, she draws it on with the burn tool in an editing app.
No. 2130000
>>2129620Ugh I'm fucking dreading this. At least the picture gives me hope that it's not an Indian moid she met on Omegle. But I'm worried she'll pull a Venus and use this as an opportunity to escape her
abusive dad and move in with the first creep who offers her freedom.
>>2129859This is an interesting point. Her larping having a beautiful boyfriend that doesn't even exist would be delightfully milky and actually keeps her out of harms way. I'm sure the resident autists of the Lucinda threads will not disappoint with their investigations.
No. 2130252
>>2130123You're not wrong, but I was specifically responding to where you said
>the most dangerous an aiden can be is be a Will Graham kinnieNot every tif is an Audrey Hale of course, but just going through the threads we have here, there is a lot worse going on. We have female cows who have blackmailed, taken advantage of minors, coerced other women sexually. I know it mostly happens with teens, but there are women who commit violence and assault against other women.
Honestly if we're talking every cow on here, I think my nightmare meetup would be between Lucinda and Fanny. I think Fanny would very eagerly take the opportunity to ruin Lucinda's life.
No. 2130258
>>2130252her last "boyfriend" was a tif on edtwt and lucinda isn't active on any other communities. she likes alt music and is covered in sh scars. the only crowd she could possibly appeal to is creeps, male or female. she already calls her 19k followers her friends so she has no boundaries.
i'm more worried about her being asexual. if it's a moid this could be so bad because men are pigs and would never accept just never fucking their girlfriend.
No. 2130475
>>2129945Exactly, she always says it's just an edit and frankly it's quite obvious if you look at the photo properly. A lot of newfags.
>>2129379She looks much better than she used to honestly. Her unicorn editing style aside, her face is cute and body looks better than as a skeleton.
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She posted her case file (?)
No. 2130815
>>2130771>>2130774Ah, I know what this is. That language is specifically used when reviewing someone's impairment level in regards to establishing disability. It's meant to determine if the claimant (Lucinda, in this case) is medically disabled and can continue to collect disability benefits.
What's interesting to me is the use of "case worker". As far as I know, there are no "case workers" with social security unless you're already in the review process, which I think she is because of the term "interview". These seem to be the only screenshots she uploaded, so I can't say much else with certainty.
I'd link the code related to impairment levels specifically, but I'm on mobile and gov websites for this are stupid difficult to navigate on desktop to begin with.
No. 2130848
>>2130252We're talking about someone dating Lucinda not TIFs in general. Psychopathic TIFs usually stay in circles where they receive male attention and edtwt is so gauche why would a predatory one go for the 29 year old schizo instead of the countless vulnerable 14 year old girls? I think you have to be a special kind of crazy to edate Lucinda, and as we have seen from her past relationships they all were pretty average TIFs
>>2130808I do believe she has a brother, she hasn't told any outlandish fact about him aside from "he has all my social medias but he would NEVER EVER EVER look at what I post!" It makes sense that parents as old as hers would call another adult child for help with wrangling Lucinda, once they die she's likely becoming his problem. It'd make sense that a man probably in his 30s caring for his schizo anamia sister wouldn't have any social media presence so I'm not sure where you expect us to get these pictures from
No. 2130869
>>2130808I remember there was a lot of doubt regarding existence of her brother in old threads. I found it kinda weird she all of the sudden brought up her brother here
>>2126826 not long after someone talked about him upthread
>>2122920. But whatever.
Anyways, all that monitoring social media by brother/parents has no point when she just always comes back to edtwitter anyways, where these retards cheer on her fasting but probably laugh behind her back at weight gain.
No. 2131042
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Date update lol
No. 2131293
>>2131239i read on kf that where she lives is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and very rural. michigan is a conservative state. unless whoever she is dating flew from some place like new york my theory is that she's dating some right-wing tradwife-loving mormon type who is attracted to how childlike she comes across. like that autistic girl on tiktok who has stuffies and acts like a child and married some npc mormon.
these guys believe in doing the kind of shit you would do for a girl in the 50s. and treating their girlfriends with the same wifebeater protocol.
No. 2131407
>>2131293Nona in most conservative states there's always a handful of young people who are lightly "alternative"
trust me I live in a bumfuck nowhere bible belt town and occasionally see zoomer trannies so the TIF girlfriend possibility is just as likely if not more. A trad type moid wouldn't even try with Lucinda I feel. She looks very visibly deranged without even having to look at her social media profiles
No. 2131566
The handwringing and tinfoiling itt is getting ridiculous.
For all we know, that boyfriend doesn't even exists and is a figment of her imagination, like her brother (you know, the one who take naked pic of her and manage her sm because she's too retarded to do so), retard chair, Mac Donald job, stuttering, open heart surgery (funny how her big scary scar disappeared just like that kek)
There's no proof whatsoever of his existence, and no, random pictures of ugly dolls aren't enough.
Lucinda is a known liar and a selfposter, she's just making up shit for attention as always.
Treating her words as gospel is dumb af and you wouldn't give the same benefit of the doubt to any other cows on that website.
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>>2131566>funny how her big scary scar disappeared just like that kekactually you can see it in the latest picture the posted to instagram and it's not just eyeshadow. honestly i never had doubts, she's very bulimic and was bmi 11. that combo destroys heart muscle.
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>>2131741literally. especially when you compare it to the giant keloids right next to it.
No. 2131763
>>2130771Every time "someone" uses the fact that she denies being schizophrenic/schizo-spec as evidence for her being on the schizo-spec, I think of posts such as these (and the other alleged diagnostic paper)—because why else would she post her diagnostic impressions online for strangers to see if she truly did not feel that she had schizophrenia? Somebody with a lack of insight on their condition would be too deluded to be convinced that there is something "wrong" with or different about them and would have probably thrown those papers into the trash. Obv I don't know/can't say what she actually has or doesn't have for certain, but I think some anons ITT have a misunderstanding about psychotic conditions when they refer to her anosognosia or strange typing style.
>>2129562>>2129568Psychosis and purging don't have anything to do with each other, unless she believes she is being told to purge or feels that purging is the logical solution to a delusion, or it could be a vitamin-deficiency induced psychosis, which could happen from consistent purging. Antipsychotics would at least stop the hallucinations, unless she were treatment-resistant or had a vitamin deficiency. She would likely gain a lot of weight if she were taking antipsychotics.
No. 2131766
>>2131741>Irrational hatred Kek easy now with the theatrics WK-chan.
Doubting a known liar isn't hate it's common sense. Stop treating that thread like a fanclub and let us point and laugh at the retard.
(bait) No. 2131928
>>2131888You're right nonna, didn't remember that whole saga was documented. My bad.
That cow lied about so much stuff that you're start to doubt everything and act a bit retarded sometimes.
>>2131775>blind hatred Hating on cows is lame, especially when they're just acting retarded in public like Lucinda and aren't some sort of pedo/troon/scrote. Observing cows should stay a lighthearted hobby imo.
I just wish we'd be able to point at her inconsistencies and lies without rabid WKs jumping at our throat (and probably Lucinda herself posting there a lot)
It's ok to like her but why insist to discuss her antics here, a gossip imageboard, and wants only positive feedbacks when you simply could make a fan account on IG, X or Tumblr? It's mind-boggling to me.
No. 2132272
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Any Luciologists who can transcribe this?(random social media posts are not milk, sage it)
No. 2132277
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More info on the new bf
No. 2132310
>>2132277god, i'm honestly worried for her. moving in? what kind of moid would be pursuing a clearly sick and vulnerable woman other than one who wants to take advantage? especially since she's in an
abusive situation with her dad already and her bf is poised to step in as some sort of savior to fill that prince charming fantasy… that's a classic manipulation tactic. idk, maybe i'm paranoid but this all just screams
abusive moid to me. not to mention lucinda acts like a child. it makes me sick thinking about the kind of man who's into that.
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Fat
No. 2133546
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More info on the new boyfriend. Not sure if any Luciologists can transcribe this kek but seems like he was in the Navy?
No. 2133581
>>2133546I got you
>he took me on a picnic>he brought a portable pan and stove thing>he brought a bunch of food and steaks>danced and did colouring booksNext piece is interesting lore?
>he was in the navy, knows how to do everything No. 2134499
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She is back on her BS. As well as back to purging.
No. 2134551
>>2134500vomiting releases endorphins so it sounds like she's still using purging as a coping mechanism. but got over wanting to be queen skelly. definitely not the worst sh relapse she's had.
overall still hopeful.
No. 2134677
>>2134663People on Lucinda's level don't. Saved for blog but I've met a lot of Lucindas while working in hospitals and they either die there or they keep coming back for years then dying at home. There's eating disorders, then there's
this, and this is not salvageable. (However it's worth mentioning that she will likely live longer than anyone can comprehend. They always somehow keep thriving long after they're expected to die)
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She might finally free herself. I'm not sure if she can live independently, but who knows?
No. 2136134
>>2136114So there is a whole host of "services" for disabled people, which Lucinda seems to have qualified as. In my state, one of these services is referred to as SLS or ILS ("supported living services" and "independent living services" respectively). These services consist of having a worker with a designated number of hours per week come to the disabled person's house to help them with things they have trouble doing or cannot do, such as taking them grocery shopping, medication management, cooking, cleaning, etc.
In Michigan, there are CILs, or Centers for Independent Living which are meant to do outreach and provide services to the disabled. I'm sure Lucinda will be put into contact with one of the centers across the state to see what services they can provide her with. Unfortunately I am not in Michigan, so I can't provide any information on what those services may entail.
>>2136123She said "apartment", and I think Lucinda would put up with her dad rather than live in a group home.
No. 2136162
>>2136113She's definitely gonna die if she goes to live on her own. It has to be assisted living. And I don't even mean die due to eating disorders, she seems completely incapable of doing anything independently: keeping a clean and organized environment, cleaning herself, cooking for herself, buying necessities, hell I don't think she can
identify necessities
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i mean she's a fatty right now and seems to be unphased, body image wise. considering she was calling her bones fat at 60lbs. i honestly have no idea how she managed it but she's never seemed to find motivation in a fear of actually being overweight. just her unicorn transformation delusion.
but given what she goes through at home, uh. where are the anons who painted her family as poor helpless boomers trying their best for lucinda?
they were actually enabling her and gave no shits.(sage your shit)
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>>2136964her dad regularly kicking her cuteass dog is particularly disturbing. probably the main reason why whoever watches over her case believes she needs to move out of her parents'.
No. 2137005
>>2136965Proof of her dad kicking the dog and being
abusive ?
Debbie isn't an reliable narrator and is known for her many, many lies (still no proof of her handsome and rich boyfriend existence btw, he must live on the same planet as her "brother" kek)
No. 2137254
>>2137111You're entitled to your opinion nonna, but what we know about Lucinda is what she choses to present online and that very curated image isn't 100% accurate.
There's so many inconsistencies, flip-flopping and lies, it's hard to give her the benefit of the doubt when you're not blinded by that weird parasocial thing WKs here have with her.
That "my parnts aare aboosivv" narrative is very new so it's normal to question the validity of her claims, like we do with most of the cows here (Luna Slater and her Dad for example)
Maybe it's true, maybe not. They could just be huge enablers and/or clueless boomers for all we know.
No. 2137287
>>2137254She's been complaining about her psycho father since the beginning, so that part isn't new. Taking her with a grain of salt he's probably closer to the hard love or just kinda sucks end of the scale than outright
abusive monster but I don't think many lc users have much faith in men on the whole
No. 2137302
>>2137254Why the fuck are you in here whiteknighting for a roided out boomer that clearly resents his retarded adult daughter that lives at home and requires 24 hour care? Forgive me if it feels like a stretch that the woman who openly posted her psych diagnostic papers doesn't have the capacity to keep up a long term lie about her parents being
abusive. You sound sheltered, severely ill ED patients like Lucinda almost never come from normal, healthy environments. There's 8 other threads for you to go back and read but instead you're melting down over an "inconsistency" that you've imagined. Take - and I cannot stress this enough - your meds.
(infighting) No. 2137381
>>2137310she's consistently talked about loving her parents when they were enabling her bulimia and helping her lose weight. even when she occasionally mentioned her dad telling her to kill herself she'd go back to calling him her best friend.
now she's fat, not purging, has a dog, and a boyfriend. logically the dynamic of babying and controlling her 24/7 is not something she wants anymore even though her being mentally handicapped probably makes it easy for her dad to make excuses. puppies in their shark phase are prone to being abused or abandoned so that's not surprising her dad kicking it. and you know damn well dad doesn't like that she has a boyfriend. how is any of this not blatantly obvious? the foreverbaby family retard wants to grow up. it's not even tinfoil, it's textbook. she's not inconsistent just because you lot can't be arsed to read the threads.
No. 2137507
>>2137481I don't think so. There are some cows who are sane/not schizophrenic or psychotic, but just unpleasant.
>>2137485Lucinda had a lot of a-logs in the older threads.
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Update on the alleged boyfriend and a post about her dad being a dick again. 1/2
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2/2
No. 2138780
>>2138771So hes real real, and he lives in a motor home…
>>2138772Her dad sucks so much.
No. 2138805
>>2136965>>2136964>>2138772God I hate her nasty moid father so much. Your daughter almost dies multiple times and you can't keep your mouth shut about women's bodies or leave her pets alone. What a psycho. Isn't he a pro weightlifter? She probably learned her ED stuff from him.
>>2138771Really hope the moid is a good person. I know moid and good person is a oxymoron. But some are ok. This is really sweet im just still worried as hell for her.
No. 2138819
>>2138771From how he's drawn he looks way old. She drew him like David Lynch kek
I do hope the best for her because she's gone through enough shit up until this point. I hope the moid is at least normal
No. 2138930
>>2138772I don't know exactly what it is, but her sense of humour is great. If she was as morbid or negative as other people would be in her circumstances, doubt she would've made it this far.
"Street fighter combo" lives rent free in my head.
No. 2138951
>>2138771girl you fucking framed that.
>>2138772your dad is tired of hearing about this weirdo and wants you to wake up. you farmers need to wake the fuck up. lucinda is no mental capacity to have a boyfriend and anyone who approaches her is weird and creepy.
>>2138861small correction (since I'm assuming you didn't bother to find this out yourself): the lexity reddit looks dead because lexity and his army of handmaidens going on a copyright strike spree lillee jean/laur style. how else is he gonna find more
victims?
No. 2138961
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>>2138771That's a whole old man. Old + trailer + military = some PTSD riddled moid whose wife left him for trying to kill her. Lucinda wouldn't know a red flag if it hit her in the face.
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>>2138961Or, hear me out…
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>>2138983mathew gray gubler is 45 now maybe she wasn't entirely wrong about her boyfriend looking like him kek
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I don’t like his look at all nonnies
No. 2139121
>>2139111so he takes her out to restaurants, to picnics, buys her plushies, and he's actually hot?
praying this is the massive karma lucinda deserves and he's not an
abusive sociopathic narc about to suck the life out of her.
No. 2139122
>>2139111He's cute and doesn't look super old like some nonnas we're saying. He looks around her age. I really hope he just has a savior complex and isn't scheming something evil.
>>2139121Same
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>>2139124i chose this photo because you can clearly see the eyebrow piercing
https://ifunny.co/user/RedPandaDeathLord No. 2139129
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>>2139125Kaige Xavier Hooker was born in Jan 1999 (26 years old). This is fair game cuz she was following him so anyone could have found him like that. Last post
https://www.facebook.com/kaige.hooker No. 2139133
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>>2139129I also found his reddit. He made his own subreddit based on his own last name and posts random shit there, he genuinely seems insane
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>>2139129Is he a detrooner or tif? used to go by they/them on deviantart a few years ago
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>>2139125>ifunny account Yeah I think this anon might be right
>>2139130 No. 2139138
>>2139119>>2139121>>2139122>attractive>cute>hotnonas have zero standards i swear
>>2139134every once in a while a male will do the they/them thing, it's rare but happens. his jaw is too square to be female
No. 2139139
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>>2139134He's clearly a biological male. just look at this facebook. he's definitely LGBT though as i said earlier. let's just say the navy jokes didn't come out of nowhere.
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>>2139142Samefag, damn. I stand corrected kek! Good for Lucinda
>>2139144Anon lmao the image upthread just shows her as following him, not him following Lucinda too
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he has her blanket
No. 2139157
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Oh my fucking god kek
No. 2139159
>>2139156>gay selfieskek
nonny i get being worried for luci but there is nothing gay about his selfie it's literally just a guy emoting
No. 2139161
>>2139159I have never, not once in my entire life, seen a heterosexual man pose with pursed lips ready for a dick entrance like this
>>2139125. And he at least used to be a they/them. He's bisexual at least.
No. 2139165
>>2139157>>2139136He has a cat named Nonna. This is the universe speaking. This is either really good or really bad.
A moid owning a cat that's obviously loved is kinda a good sign to me tbh
No. 2139168
>>2139161People calling everything gay bc a man acts cute is why we can't have nice things.
>>2139133The fact it's not filled with porn is a good sign at least… though the ifunny is a redflag kek but even that looks innocent
No. 2139182
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>>2139180Assault by strangulation and domestic violence
No. 2139187
>>2139134Deviantart changed the genders to pronouns a few years ago, he probably just didnt have a gender set so it defaulted to that
>>2139182FUCK I really wanted to believe the universe blessed this miserable cow with an alright nigel, nope its a parent-beating trailer park ifunny scrote. Goddamit.
No. 2139188
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>>2139180NO NO NO NONO i’m sorry for doubting you wise nonnas, i really thought you were all just being pessimistic.
No. 2139192
>>2139188>>2139189this is so depressing i hope she never finds out. only because she's in the middle of missing being a skelly and said he was the reason she was holding off on killing herself because she was so happy with him.
men are fucking evil.
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>>2139201>>2139200maybe i'm reading into it but she just posted picrel and i can't find this
>>2139111 post anymore. is it showing up for anyone else? someone actually told her i think.
No. 2139206
>>2139202Maybe I'm crazy but I wouldnt describe a retarded traumatized woman being potentially brutalized by her first and only boyfriend as "milk"
>>2139205Yeah its deleted. I guess she really didnt know, shit.
No. 2139213
>>2139205Touching the shit is embarrassing. Now lucindas going to just be depressed anyway.
>>2139206Always someone foaming at the mouth to twist vague words into vitriol. No one said they thought her being abused was the milk part. You vilinize peoples words like Dana, holy kek.
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>>2139180fuck no. he needs to leave. I never want lucinda's thread bumped kek
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>>2139220lucinda please you don’t need to be a depressed single unicorn or a battered taken one you can just be unicorn
No. 2139245
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More information from the ex
No. 2139246
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No. 2139259
>>2139199Imagine calling someone a retard for warning a woman that she's with an actual
abusive nutcase who is lovebombing her. Have you lost your mind?
No. 2139270
>>2139266not sure we're in the clear yet. not only is she disabled and self harms but her father is an
abusive pos, and she's probably been manipulated her whole life into believing
abusive behaviors are acceptable because she gets rewarded with gifts. lucinda is extremely sheltered and spoiled with 0 friends. this guy seemed so fucking normal on the surface i'm worried about how easily manipulated she can be.
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>>2139180>>2139182>>2139188>>2139246>>2139245>>2139189NOOOO GOD WHY FUCKING HELL.I KNEW A KIND MOID WAS IMPOSSIBLE. FUCK GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM HER OMFG AND HE ALREADY KNOWS HER HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO STALK HER.
(integrate) No. 2139301
>>2131047>and its just… true love? I sincerely doubt that. how can it be 'troo luv' when the chances are that both of these people are mentally unwell or one of them is taking advantage of the other (The more likely scenario)? what are North would be the point of dating a severely mental ill and traumatized woman who has poor decision making ability and no real independence at such a late age? can't work, she's being actively abused by her parents. she would make a perfect
victim for some predator.
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>>2139306nope. Not a scrote. he's flamboyant. not everyone has low pattern recognition or has thinking molded by identity politics. clearly everyone who realised something was up with this man has better discernment than those who thought he was going to be lucinda's knight in shining armor. You seem too soft for lolcow because you need to wring you hands over anons being
"hostile" to moids and need to make up a scenario in your mind where only another scrote would be "hostile" to a gay one. Stop defending moids, gay men are no better than other men, they may not sexually assault you but they have a penchant for doing it to children and minors in general. almost HALF of all homosexual men were molested as a child by another homosexual man.
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His ex wife. Dude is clearly a chubby chaser on top of everything else
No. 2139441
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Hopefully this means she dumped him
No. 2139463
>>2139139>>2139125>>2139111Why does he look like the tranny in snow who lives in a van? Cant remember his name. But they have the same psycho BPD look to their face and facial expressions. Kek
Side note: poor luci. Thinks she found love and actually almost got played. Hes either gonna play the soft "oh, thats okay you dont want to be with me, im a changed person but society doesnt let me grow from my past. Boohoo. This is the third girlfriend to dump me for this reason and my past mistakes. Boohoo. I just want to get better and find love. Boohoo. Anyways i wish you the best and i love you. Boohoo." And lucinda is either going to fall for it, or isnt as dumb as she pretends to be and wont fall for it.
To me, the fact she dropped him so fast after being told hes a bad man, has me thinking she is smarter than she lets on. With as stupid as she fucking acts, a toddler should be able to take advantage of her. I guess im proud of the lil retard in a way. Shes leaps and bounds smarter than Dana hare!
No. 2139467
>>2139291Nonny you do realise that they have hung out in person and stuff? Went on a date and everything… she has a whole account of it on here, lurk more?
He probably lives in her town or in a neighboring town. Better start praying.
No. 2139609
>>2139441Honestly wouldn’t be that surprised if she knew about his criminal background and is only depressed that she can’t flagrantly show off the relationship anymore because if she continues to get close to this guy she won’t be able to act like a blindsided hapless
victim when shit goes south.
No. 2139613
>>2139609I don't think she has enough brainpower to do that much forward thinking. It's not like she intentionally sought out a moid who beats his grandma, he absolutely chose her because of vulnerability, she just took what she could get because she's lonely. If she remains with the moid then it might be a
victim complex as much as it could be him being manipulative and her being emotionally weak. If she's smart, she'll break up with him, but I can't say she will
No. 2139618
>>2139613he's handsome and buying her clothes, food, and toys and probably filled her head with promises that he'll take care of her which must be appealing since her only other option right now is a group home. hell, he's probably offered to be her caretaker. bpd men are master manipulators and try to keep women powerless and dependant on them. he doesn't even have to try with lucinda. a woman as delusional and mentally ill as her will absolutely fall for a sob story about how his ex lied and his dad and grandma are
abusive or whatever other bs.
or even better: threaten to kill himself if she leaves because he's so uwu vulnerable uwu.
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>>2139180to corroborate the walmart rant at 17:29 in the arraignment video
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I thought I remember someone asked whether his record was public or if anyone had looked it up, but the post must’ve been deleted. Almost everything's dismissed or pleaded down. I didn't want to share the records at first because for some reason they put his year of birth wrong and I didn't want to cause confusion. I promise these are his records I don't know why they fucked up his birth year. The first 3 are just for him owing money.
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jail mention
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>>2139829A lot of his Facebook posts come off as completely unhinged schitzo posts. Where tf did she find this tweaker?
No. 2139842
>>2139807Holy fuck, I don't know what was wrong with me when I wrote this.
English translation: Here are Kaige's court records. Almost everything got dismissed or pleaded down. I hesitated to share this because they incorrectly recorded his birth year and I didn't want that to confuse anyone. I promise these are his records, I don't know why they fucked up his birth year. The first 3 cases are just debt stuff.
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>>2139838these posts get funnier when you realize ben palmer is his brother in law. this is so jerry springer.
jill hooker who died in 2021 was his stepmother and she married his dad in 2016. the obituary, however, says they'd been together for 26 years aka since before the boyfriend was born. meaning the dad married his side piece after divorcing.
they didn't even include lucinda's boyfriend in the obituary kek. no wonder he has issues.
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In yesterday's post she said she hasn't eaten anything in three days. Said she wants to b/p and puked on her bed. Today posted a bodycheck saying she's working out. Relapse soon, or just feeling down because of the psycho boyfriend situation?(sage your shit)
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2/3
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3/3
No. 2140033
>>2139996She has really nice proportions considering how narrow her hips were and it's great that she's focusing on working out while accepting being "thick". I remember years ago nonas saying they'd kill to see Luci become a muscle mommy instead of a mummified rotisserie chicken it's unreal to see it unfolding.
The only troubling thing is the boyfriend. I don't believe for a second he'll let himself get dumped so easily especially based on what a stalker his ex said he was. I think Luci is too inexperienced with human interactions in general to deal with this effectively.
No. 2140245
>>2140138it was a couple of years ago so I don't remember which thread it was in, but there was a fairly large anonymous survey of "edtwt" that found most had average or overweight BMIs. Proana larpers are just statistically more common now.
>>2140155Overshooting is very normal in ED recovery and will even out in time. But you have no reason to really know that.
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No. 2140588
>>2140574i don't remember her being big on clothes beyond weeb accessories and lingerie back when she was a skelly. very much "being skinny is the fit".
watching her get into a kind of sexy style doesn't surprise me. she's always shared chubby mcbling girls and skimpy gyaru fits and stuff from iamgia. i can see the transition being easy.
No. 2140734
>>2140457Her body looks great in these. She's not fat at all, just a little bit chubby and it suits her very well. Way better than the skeely rotisserie chicken look.
Not a big fan of the weird Tuna Slater pose though, but that just me.
These looks aren't "sexy" nor "slutty", they're just cute summer clothes.
Do you see what Shayna or other e-thots are wearing ? Lucinda's are very mild in comparison.
If only she'd drop the retard act and attention whoring on lolcow and edtwt, focus on her art she could be quite interesting.
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Seems like she didn’t dump that psychopath moid
No. 2140876
>>2140848nonsense, there are absolutely people with zero desire for sex who never have sex with anybody or even masturbate
they just don’t brag about it
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housing update
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Another tweet about her home situation.
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Hmm, ex?(sage your shit)
No. 2142596
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(sage your shit)
No. 2142597
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Apparently getting hospitalized again