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No. 2038272
Coquette aesthetic or "Doelet/Dollette" is the neo Nyphet fashion trend between young women on social media. It's exactly like nymphet, only that it's apparently "less pedophilic" just because they said so (read: hypocrisy) even though the way they fantasize about Dolores Haze and obsess over being petite is exactly the same. They also dress the same, talk the same and post the same crap Tumblr did 10 years ago. Claim to be morally better than nymphet, but in fact they’re just the same (still into DD/lg, still romanticize abuse of women). Coquettes spend entire days on "girlblogging” (reposting same 10 pictures of Lizzy Grant taken from Pinterest), making idiotic Whisper memes, posting fawn pictures, posting thinspo and calling themselves "waifs,” even though most of them weigh 60kgs, and tagging everything with "Alana Champion Lily-Rose Depp Lana Del Rey,” even when it has nothing to do with those chicks.
Recent Milk:>Alida moves in with longtime fan and musician, Brooklyn Shaw >>1991835 making half-assed attempts at launching her own music career >>1991832 >>1992146 >>1992189 and her followers fuel her delusions of grandeur as per usual >>1992202>Alida still thinks she's a Nordic Aryan princess and God's favorite >>1991834, ties to neonazism >>1992243>Suspicions of Alida and Orion being over for good >>1992802 >>1992972>Anons find Nina's bloated 55 year old husband's Twitter, where he predictably likes and retweets posts normalizing large age gaps >>1994000 young women's anachan bodychecks >>1994000 might be a swinger >>1994590 and definitely into anal >>1994872>Shizolida post about nurses requesting her mom's eyes shortly after her passing >>1995516 almost immediately followed with a journal entry about "escaping The Matrix," "ripping everything apart," terrrifying warning of "Don't fucking play with me" >>1995555>Anons note Brooklyn's depressed demeanor since taking Alida in >>1995774 and lack of new music >>1995786>Nina says women shouldn't be allowed to vote >>1996073 Alida agrees but won't say it with her chest >>1999357>Alida thinks she's the sexiest woman alive but dances like a newborn fawn trying to walk >>1996960>Drop in the bucket potential cow introduced: 21 y/o dating a man in his 40s >>1999738 >>1999739 they later broke up and she's a suspected escort>Alida tries to say she's not antisemitic because she "didn't even know what a jew was" growing up >>1999756>She then says she's "not anisemitic, she's antisatanic" >>2004302 which no one's letting her live down >>2004713>She is openly homophobic, though >>1999788>New candid of Doughlida posted >>2000242>Ryan and Alida confirmed to be broken up >>1997246 whiny posts >>1998371 >>2017012 and retweets >>1996073>Alida goes on a smear campaign against Orion >>2000580 >>2000582 hilariously outing his real name as Ryan >>2000656 >>2000658 crying about being a spinster >>2000923 >>2001377 and alleging he would've killed her >>2002186>Suicide baiting from Alida >>2002268>Alida's new man is a longtime orbiter >>2004398 >>2012337 >>2012421 >>2014584>She enters a cringy emo phase for him >>2005068 >>2005069 >>2005072 >>2005080>Brooklyn and Alida unfollow each other >>2006858 vagueposting from both sides >>2006896 >>2006556 >>2006557 >>2006931 >>2006997 >>2007023>Brooklyn files a restraining order against Alida >>2007058>Alida calls Brooklyn "evil" and a "false angel" >>2008293 claims she was sooo injured by tinfoiled dog fight that the policewoman cried >>2008407 claims someone said she's The Star, not Brooklyn >>2008685 shades Brooklyn for skinwalking her >>2008648>Dog fight theory proven >>2018774 >>2027493 >>2027553>Anons tinfoil Alida's been dogwhistling at neonazis for awhile, citing SS bolts clothing >>2007443 >>2007449 >>2007539 >>2007720>Nina gets married in her cringy circle lenses >>2014775 and her "sold $100M real estate" pedo couldn't even pay for a professional photographer or a real venue >>2014778 >>2014781 >>2014786 >>2015758>Alida constantly gushing about Brandon >>2018549 >>2018178 >>2020704 >>2032524 still has Ryan added everywhere >>2014906 says he won't leave her alone >>2016338 >>2016339 but is def not happy with Brandon >>2017791>Brandon seems unhinged >>2019322 >>2021835 >>2027654 >>2031889>Alida moves in with new boytoy >>2020220 >>2026229 I mean paypig >>2026271>Peak pickmeism achieved by Alida >>2022467 >>2026586>Alida says she's not wearing face makeup anymore >>2023204 immediately proven false >>2024610 >>2028566>Anachan Alida boasts about losing weight >>2029859 posts first full-body selfie in months >>2033477 which is shooped >>2033515>Nina shades Alida's obsession with Luna >>2033103>Alida drops new shooped pic of herself as a baby >>2033646>Brandon posts pic of brunette big-breasted anime figure, Alida has a meltdown >>2033884 and starts retweeting religious-but-scantily clad anime girls that look like her >>2034215>Weird new cow? @motelgazelle anachan nymphet wears toddler clothes, married to an old scrote, promotes her OF in photos on same account she posts pics of her child to >>2034530>Alida posts most bizarre bodycheck >>2035044 and gross dancing video acting like a kid >>2035050Coquette aesthetic thread #1:
>>>/snow/1410169Coquette aesthetic thread #2:
>>>/snow/1616017Coquette aesthetic thread #3:
>>>/snow/1817676Coquette aesthetic thread #4:
>>>/snow/1934513Detailed introduction of all cows discussed in the thread can be seen in THIS post
>>1934515 (it's too long for summary post)
Links
instagram.com/alidasimone
instagram.com/bluebellebutler
instagram.com/motelgazelle
www.tiktok.com/@alidasimone
x.com/alidasimone
x.com/xernue
x.com/digitalwound
No. 2038274
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Imagine posting this whiny shit on your brother’s wedding day
No. 2038275
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I hope she never goes to cosmetology school because this attempt at SFX makeup is abysmal
No. 2038294
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kek they definitely got in their first argument yesterday
No. 2038295
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more cringe from the interim. she’s been retweeting horny gifs lately too. celibacy era was 100% just a punishment for ryan.
No. 2038298
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willing to bet their argument was over this
>>2038274 posted hours after picrel. tinfoil but alida’s probably already yapping nonstop about rings and wedding planning and citing
>>2021835 as why he needs to propose asap and brandon flipped out over her trying to move too fast (when alida already moved into his house within 3 weeks of dating)
No. 2038302
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I think she looks sweet here except for her lips which freak me out
No. 2038324
>>2038307Sometimes it looks as tho she is still wearing extensions, just cut short? Or some kind of 3/4 wig or topper at the back. She might not be, but it does look very "wiggy" and still stiff. When those curls drop at the bottom, it all sticks out like straw, or like those cartoons when they get electrocuted lol
>>2038294They were definitely fighting. Brandon posted some things and then deleted them afterward. Weird to be fighting so fast after spending a few days together. Not a good sign honestly. She's projecting still and making out it's amazing and beautiful, just like she did with Ryan. All show for the internet.
No. 2038327
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The emo music
No. 2038330
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>>2038327Meanwhile Ryan while watching that
No. 2038331
>>2038327This guy looks like he's mauling her all the time. That video where they were in the car and he grabs her face with force. Alida would hate having her hair messed up and makeup spread all up her face like a clown all the time whenever she's out with him. She says she loves it but nah, we know better. Everything has to be ~perfect~ at all times. Horny mf. Gross
>>2038275wtf is this, they're so fucking weird
No. 2038352
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>>2038327lmao those shorts with the shoes and socks, and the back to front cap like some kid after school.
she's so melodramatic. she's desperately pushing for this relationship to be the brooding dark underlord with his angelic gf of light, but it's all so cringe and posey.
No. 2038412
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she’s a mystery to herself because she has no solid identity outside of her trauma and internet persona of basic nymphet interests.
she morphs herself into whatever her scrote wants (hippie stoner little girl queen for ryan, now pastel emo guns-loving hypersexual christian girl for brandon)
the only consistent things about her is her racism and facade of confidence when she’s actually incredibly insecure and jealous with a mean streak
No. 2038479
Gossip incoming… So she is living with her Dad apparently, when he moved into a new place, she followed. That makes sense, as to why she suddenly stopped spewing racist, homophobic and Jewish hate on X. She started 'behaving' herself once with her Dad. That bitter, negative side, only seems to reveal itself under certain circumstances. Sad, that she put up that video with her gay friend, and I'm wondering if he even saw the shit she was saying and what she really thought of Pride month.
Also, it seems that she has a long distance relationship with Brandon, and when they are together for a certain amount of time, they start to argue. Meaning, their relationship is crumbly if they spend enough time together in person. I doubt she highly likes how he ruins her appearance - smearing her makeup everywhere and knotting her hair that she probably spends hours on. Making her look sooo dishevelled in all those stories she put up on Insta. It's funny cos he literally is all over her in a more annoying, than endearing, way. She looks an absolute mess when out with him.
No. 2038515
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>>2038380 you were spot-on with the trailer lighting!
>>2038479how’d you find this out? i assumed she moved in with brandon since they posted pics of their plane ride to north carolina for her brother’s wedding, and i thought her family all live in nc.
No. 2038546
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This is the roughest 23 year old I’ve ever seen.
No. 2038577
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>>2038515>>2038526She's definitely living in Florida, judging from her Stories lately. So yea, with her dad I'm guessing. She was ranting about her dad on X too and he put up some videos with Luna on the beach. Brandon's flown back home now, wherever that may be. Anyway, I guess who cares, but out of curiosity I wanted to know for sure if they were living together or not.
No. 2038744
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How did y’all miss this?
No. 2038827
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Another manic episode incoming…
No. 2038869
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>>2038302her lips are so uncanny valley.
No. 2038904
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>>2038827Yeah because what is the correlation between the picture of her SHEIN dress and aliexpress suitcase and Brandon Lee lol
No. 2039004
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one photo she’s 20, other photo she’s 23. both photos unfiltered (i believe) and she looks so rough in the recent photo. like a 35 year old woman.
No. 2039021
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>>2039004It's not her fault that the Terrestrial environment wreaks total havoc on her delicate and angelic Aryan starseed skin and DNA!
No. 2039060
>>2039055no
nonnie, you are missing my point, appearance is entirely separate from who a person is, i know that it does manifest itself in a person's choices that they make regarding their appearance but ultimately roasting a pretty girl as UGH GROSS UGLYYY because we don't like her personality just kind of perpetuates the male gaze and the notion that women are to be perceived primarily through the lens of their physical appearance (with any excuse you can find to shit on how they look)
so no, definitely not a fucking male & yes SURE you can make fun of how she looks but that just makes YOU somebody that gets something out of insulting someone else's appearance. personally i am worse looking than this girl, i'm cool with it since i have a nice life anyway, but just wanted to point this out
No. 2039081
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>>2038900>chloe cowlishawnow that is a name i haven’t heard in a long time
i miss efagz No. 2039093
>>2039060You are aware that you are on lolcow farm right? People are generally horrible here, disregarding if the person in question ”deserve” it or not.
Allida looks botched
No. 2039129
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Meanwhile, I checked in on Brooklyn and she seems to be doing great. Lots of videos/ stories, hanging with her old friends and released a new single. Looking happy to have yeeted Alida out of her life. Bet Alida is hating that.
No. 2039134
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>>2038272Remember when she called Brooklyn a chicken
No. 2039138
>>2038515is she living in that? she does live in one big room that looks the shape of that trailer kek
but who's paying?
No. 2039140
>>2039136Oh for sure!
Brooklyn is stunning, naturally so. She would be lurking and getting moody about it LOL. Also seeing her so happy and actually laughing with her friends, unlike when she was with her.
No. 2039161
There is an old saying in Finland, 'Only ugly people need to dress up' (Vain rumat ne vaatteilla koreilee, in Finnish). They believe you should be unpretentious when you dress and not too flashy or overdone. I think this is a mistake Alida does often and this girl.
>>2039134There is such a thing as getting too dolled up, to the point of ridiculous, if you catch my drift. Trying too hard.
No. 2039175
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Alida's current fixation: sitting up all night for hours making tiktok lipsync vids and morphing into Brandon
No. 2039185
>>2039175I’ve noticed when she posts these lazy, stiff “cosplays” she abuses the blur effect. This one is probably so strongly blurred because her makeup looks like shit. Or it’s just part of her “creative process” kek
In a month she’ll say Brandon’s her twin flame
No. 2039194
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>>2039193yep, she’s already milking the crow for all its worth
No. 2039199
>>2039194oh jeez here we go, a full barrage of pointless crow lipsyncing vids from every angle possible.
I was thinking, Brandon probably isn't even his real name and he just called himself that after Brandon Lee, the Crow. Like how Ryan called himself Rion Orion LMAO
No. 2039201
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Too funny how she always ends up mimicking whoever her current bf is.
No. 2039203
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No. 2039290
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About Alida u think?
No. 2039440
>>2039268Yea I figured she was living with her dad - little details like that white door was too fancy for a trailer. He is definitely sustaining her life and paying for anything she wants. Teaching her how to be even more entitled than she already is and not allowing her to stand on her own two feet. Making her worse. That part about Ryan is honestly messed up. He was/is a groomer and what he did was quite literally illegal. He NEVER protected her. Slipping up and calling him "my love" is also dodgy. She is still trying to get his attention, whilst being with Brandon at the same time. Brandon must have the IQ of a thermos to not get what she is all about and one day it will all come around to bite him in the ass.
I thought she was going after Brooklyn too, and that's what Brooklyn was talking about in that story."If I was a broke bitch, I'd come after me too." She must be suing her…
No. 2039449
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Now THIS is what she looks like without all of the filters and this is even after getting her makeup done. Not ugly, but also, (I'm going to be a nasty bitch but say it anyway) not as incredibly gorgeous as many of her crafted pics. She just looks…. ordinary.
Her filters make her look waaay younger, softer and a whole lot prettier. That is why she's stuck using them. She is the one who stands on her hill proclaiming to the universe that she is the prettiest, but deep inside, I really don't think she does feel that way. Why she overdresses to cover up herself. It should never be all about looks, but she brings this upon herself with her pride and excessive vanity.
No. 2039456
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Brooklyn has her dream hair, natural healthy blonde.
>>2039449 Idc what anybody says, that box dye blonde does not suit her. It's really noticeable in candids. Filters make it look nicer and as though it suits her, but it really doesn't.
No. 2039547
>>2039540>>2039500I could be wrong, but I don't think Brooklyn is a cow, and the only time she came close to being one, was when she was with Alida. She is very naturally pretty to me, whereas Alida isn't (which is subjective, I just don't like filled baby faces, it's not beautiful) and she does have musical talent.
Yeah, yeah I know I'm going on about looks again, but as I said earlier, Alida reaps what she sows. If she wants to make it all about appearances (even taking shots at older women ((hags)) and wrinkles etc), then I will go there too. Same with Nina and her constant narky comments toward older women, or even women in general.
No. 2039554
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>>2038603i just assumed lol. My bad I guess?
No. 2039564
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Embarrassing herself
No. 2039576
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Alida’s definitely in spiritual psychosis again if she genuinely believes anyone gives enough of a fuck about her to cast spooooky death/sickness spells on her
No. 2039586
>>2039564lmao!!!
>>2039575lmao!!!
I love these coquette threads too much.
No. 2039603
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Chills
Her being so serious throughout all of this clownery is sending me
No. 2039624
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Goosebumps
No. 2039634
>>2039613>>2039603i genuinely thought this was clown/jugalette makeup, not the crow.
she's completely lost the plot kek.
No. 2039644
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The conventionally beautiful girl in question
No. 2039651
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For the millionth time, we get it girl
No. 2039662
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>>2039613>>2039634You nonnas inspired me.
No. 2039671
>>2039662Brilliant lolol!
She legit does look like a jugalette.
She must have gone to her dad for money to get some white foundation, black liner and a goth dress from Temu, for these spectacular tiktok creations. Also money for all of the future "cosplays" to come.
No. 2039740
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>>2039722The extensions are extremely obvious. They're not even blended or color matched. They're just a big hunk of yellow hair under her real (toned) hair. The shelf makes me think they're those one piece halo extensions.
No. 2039803
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>>2039740i mean, it’s definitely highlighted but you can clearly see that it’s her real hair. and this is 2019, years and years ago. so even if she did have extensions now, her hair still isn’t short and fried to hell like alidas
No. 2039817
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>>2039787She’ll never stop trying to posture herself as the #1 Lana stan and living her life like a song from Ultraviolence, since that’s one of the main things she’s known for.
No. 2040015
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Calling yourself "Cherubic Joe Rogan" is a wild take kek
No. 2040186
>>2039803Extensions aren't just for making your hair
longer. Lots of people use them to make their hair thicker. I guess it's more easy for me to see because I wear them too. There's nothing wrong with wearing extensions, it's weird to deny it and try to demonize it though.
No. 2040227
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She was mentioned in the last thread, but apparently Sloan Bailey went on a date with Barron Trump? What an upgrade from her last scrote
No. 2040276
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Possible tinfoil but does anyone think this could be about the alida/brooklyn feud? Alida can’t publicly tell anyone about it but she’s definitely cried to her new moid about it.
Going back to her post around the dog bite weekend, with the song “bang bang (my baby shot me)” and the caption “God sees all and we shall be judged through our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ”
We know she was playing around with that gun for the weird goth pics. Makes me wonder if they were arguing, brooklyn threatened alida w the gun and somehow the dogs got in the middle of it. I know this is a big tinfoil but I’m honestly so curious to know what happened.
No. 2040303
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>>2040276Interesting tinfoil! That'd be wild if that is true! She is always using the term shoot or getting shot at since that moment, so hmmmm…. and that song choice was really weird at the time.
>>2040109Oh thanks! I just realised that it's a whole new account, as she had waaay more followers on her last one and all of the pics are recently uploaded.
No. 2040321
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She just put this up 30 mins ago.
Again with the 'bang bang'.
No. 2040325
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Brooklyn also put this up. I'm lurking on everybody like an absolute psychopath, bc I don't wanna miss any of the drama for my clan here. They all keep on posting then deleting soon after. Hard to tell if it's directed at each other, or lolcow tho.
No. 2040337
>>2040335 >>2040325
Immaturity. People who do shit like that need to have their weapon revoked.
No. 2040345
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Just hurry up and spill the beans already. I wanna finally know what happened & hear this truth.
No. 2040353
>>2040349If so, she is talking as though she's already won it. Bet she practices what she is going to say to the Judge in the mirror every night.
Is this also why she has been calling herself 'Vengeance' lately?
No. 2040370
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>>2038272These Lana fans are mental.
No. 2040380
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Jesus isn't your daddy.
No. 2040382
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Does she know what "rizzing up" someone usually means?? Why would you post that your dad's rizzing you up with your bf in the car…
No. 2040385
File: 1727661358284.mp4 (1.28 MB, 1280x720, 1XbY1g91tP0wSPYG.mp4)
>"You can't tell me that Simone isn't the prettiest thing you've ever seen." – her Dad.>>2040382YES THIS IS WEIRD!!!
Her Dad's a freak, when he allowed a pedo into his daughters life when she was underage, while her mother was passing away. She calls him her protector, like Ryan, but both are anything but that. Also, don't like how her Dad touches her in photos or the weirdo songs he puts with videos of her on his tiktok. Something is waaaaaaay off. Not sorry to say it, it GIVES ME THE ICK! I get that some people are that close with their dads and it means nothing, but for me, eeeek yep no thanks. Too much.
No. 2040386
File: 1727661385122.mp4 (2.05 MB, 888x986, my ACTUAL DADDY rizzing me up …)
>>2040382kek i just screen recorded this and was about to post it. she’s making the most retarded faces. definitely doesn’t care about the actual meaning behind “rizzing up” given her incest fetish
No. 2040421
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>>2040386Alida figured it out and deleted
No. 2040426
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Damage control
No. 2040434
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No. 2040436
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She just had to repost it again, with a new vain riddled caption. Is this directed at Ryan passive aggressively?
No. 2040477
>>2040468Even if it was just somewhere that had full spectrum of seasons. She takes this dog outside too constantly and do we ever see her putting out a wading pool for Luna’s paws? It’s not comfy for them on hot sand and hot pavement, but I doubt Alida cares. I doubt Alida is taking care to give her supplements for her eyes and joints since those go first on huskies if you don’t watch out. I doubt Alida is exercising her properly either since it’s so hot and humid in Florida the dog would collapse trying to run. Just give the dog to someone up North who will come rescue it
me and get a little teacup purse dog, Alida. Ugly yappy overpriced and annoying—it’s much more on brand.
No. 2040485
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>>2040482I had to google smile dog and now I can't unsee it.
No. 2040488
>>2040382The fact her dad says “prettiest thing” and not “prettiest girl/woman etc”, rubs me the wrong way too. Let’s not forget he used to take the pics of her for her bikinis, not exactly creepy but definitely a bit strange.
She’s even objectified by her own father kek no wonder she’s obsessed with her looks, that’s all people say to her. Even when she would be vulnerable online about abuse or how she’s feeling, even when her mother passed, all her comments remain about how pretty she is. It’s honestly sad
No. 2040491
>>2040488This! Yes!
It sounds like he's trying to sell his daughter to the highest bidder or something. It's sooo seedy. Like why even say that to her current bf? He has two eyes, he can see and have his own perception. She is definitely objectified by her own dad, and pretty much everybody else, even herself. That video combined with many others I have seen, make him seem like a total weirdo. Grosses me out.
No. 2040599
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What the hell does this even mean. That she’s fucking her boyfriend on her birthday?.. Why share that with the world.
No. 2040644
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1/2
do we think this is about brooklyn?
No. 2040645
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2/2
No. 2040723
File: 1727740780437.jpeg (542.82 KB, 1284x2087, IMG_0779.jpeg)
Alida is going absolutely buck wild over on Twitter and it's so milky kek
No. 2040724
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"Baby pink souls" I think Lana would be the first to say her soul is not baby pink it's gator green or some shit. The parasocial relationship Alida has going on is borderline psychopathic, but everyone's trying to impersonate and copy her, right? Just because she followed you doesn't mean you have the same souls
No. 2040725
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Alida addresses the escort situation kekekek
No. 2040750
File: 1727744480924.jpg (201.55 KB, 901x695, 05602.jpg)
>>2040725Idc what she says about that shady couple. The fact that they took a girl who just turned 18 on this trip, and took photos of her like this, was inappropriate. Also, all of those videos of her and Susie sexually suggestively dancing together back then??? Felt predatory to me. A swinger, MASSIVE age-gap couple, taking this young girl overseas and then the footage was all sexually orientated…. Didn't she say that this guy had connections to men who frequent the Bohemian Grove too? Omg, I could go on.
The moment Alida's mum passed away, all of the vultures swooshed in, wanting to be her 'friends'.
Lana only followed Alida because of her appearance too.
No. 2040783
My belief is that Alida is coming to the realisation that she doesn't have many female friends left. The ones she has, aren't that close. So she's moving more into the direction of "men are protectors and I need to surround myself with them" than ever before. But what she doesn't get is that men will fuck anything that moves, and it's easy to gather men and trick yourself into believing they are the safer option. That you are special to them. They will tell you they love you afterall, and give you whatever you want, but with a price. Women, she believes, are spiteful creatures out to get her. Jealous and malicious. Because she has butt heads with many.
But she is hanging around the WRONG people altogether. She never listens to reason. There are good, intelligent women out there who would support her and help her, not because they believe she is the prettiest or to covet her or compete. But if they aren't attractive themselves, or if she sees them as normies, then she won't give them the time of day. The people she has always been around, are internet addicted weirdos. Both men and women alike. Even her own Dad is weird and covets her.
No. 2040789
File: 1727752498604.mp4 (1.28 MB, 1080x1920, cZB8gdQDaeEPJgzKrljl9hfXZtm.mp…)
>>2040785Idk but I think she is starting to make music about it lol.
>she aint even worth the discussion No. 2041070
>>2040897Lol nope? Luckily I am someone who works a fulltime job (unlike a certain cow we know)
I’m just a loser who wants the milk nona (sorry for derailing but just wanted to clarify)
(sage your shit) No. 2041078
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Anyone seen this Lana Del Rey nepo baby ripoff, Remy Bond? Kek I keep seeing her on my feed and roll my eyes every time. People on tiktok found out her parents are extremely wealthy and are shocked, but she came out of nowhere with really high budget music videos and producing. Anyways, she writes the most boring tumblrina ~coquette~ music and I find it very cringe but a lot of people from the coquette community are super into her. “I need a real love just like Sid and Nancy” but if she saw a junkie on the side of the street she would call the cops lmfao. Not sure if this is milky enough but haven’t seen her mentioned here yet
No. 2041103
File: 1727819049385.jpeg (105.82 KB, 828x220, IMG_5314.jpeg)
Shots fired
No. 2041159
File: 1727829664574.jpg (58.55 KB, 476x581, 103135.jpg)
Looks like daddy dearest bought her a new birthday dress. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
>>2041106Exactly. Her dad has been giving her money for expensive dresses and lingerie (weird). Seems she only buys from brands these days. Love & Lemons, Honey Birdette, House of CB, Lace Made Official, Brandy Melville, Laura Ashley etc. She has no room to talk.
No. 2041180
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"She's perfect" she's overweight and most likely has attacked more than one dog that we know of.
No. 2041189
>>2041180it’s
abusive to keep this dog in florida and likely cooped up and bored all day because this retard won’t put down her phone
No. 2041229
File: 1727843578127.jpg (9.13 KB, 356x57, 143213.jpg)
Whatever you say retard
No. 2041277
File: 1727852487093.jpg (121.49 KB, 722x956, lolll.jpg)
ok now this is funny, posting this after someone called her the smile dog. The dynamic between Alida and lolcow is a beautiful thing.
No. 2041418
>>2040789Curious to see how the tinfoiled court case goes down. A gun threat and a dog attack are
valid but Alida was literally staying in Brooklyn’s home rent free. Is brooklyn going the trespassing route? Cause what other charge could she press?
We’ll definitely see true colors come out (but we already see them kek)
I can’t wait to see however it plays out. It’s gonna be juicy
(sage your shit) No. 2041552
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engagement farming on twitter again by posting pictures from 4-8 years ago. sad to think that she’s already peaked because her filler face and styling have doomed her
No. 2041582
>>2041440Thank you! Yes!
>>2041416No need to get your knickers in a twist. I don't know if you are new here, or are just another Alida fan (has she noticed you yet?) - but one of the biggest talking points when it comes to Alida, is her vanity/pride. She is one of, if not THE most shallow and conceited person on this site. She preaches to all about how beautiful she is, almost daily, on a level that is well and truly above normal (that goes hand in hand with her God complex and grandiose narcissism), and how ugly others are (has attacked MANY over appearance, including Brooklyn during a Live ((her height and slipped out that she looks nothing like her social media - which is rich coming from her)) even when they were meant to be friends, including women here and ESPECIALLY older women). She is CONSTANTLY preening and staring at herself. It can be comical but also makes me scratch my head wondering what all the fuss is about. She is pretentious and manipulative, and even though she is told that she is the most beautiful from fans (in mass numbers and pretty much every single day), it is never enough to sate it. She is gluttonous with attention; she never receives enough. She is the one OBSESSING over blonde hair (which is why I brought up hair and yes she desires natural blonde and would prefer if others believed she was one), blue eyes and being Aryan descent from some racist alien race. For me, I wonder what all the fuss is about, I don't find her all that beautiful but many do and feed into it. As I said, we all perceive things differently. Abusing filters is another talking point here, and why shouldn't it be? It is a real and growing problem especially for young girls. Getting procedures done and then blatantly lying about them, even though she is meant to be highly religious. Any argument or criticism always goes back to looks. You can have a gripe with her and she will turn it into her being attacked like 'Malena' cos she is soooo beautiful and that's all it could be right? I could go on, but this is already too much of a long-winded essay as it already is.
So run back to her socials now where you can comment mundane praise to her with all of the others (that also all revolve around looks), where you belong. Why does it bother you so much anyway? When she has WAY more people praising her than people who don't. We are but a small number in comparison, a minority, a drop in the water. Most adore her, or are indifferent toward her. Even she doesn't really give a shit about what we say because her ego is as big as the sun and will continue to fixate on her appearance until forever. Failing to see how ridiculous she is being. If she herself doesn't care, then why do you? The farm is also a form of attention, as it means we don't find her boring in the slightest. Boring is one thing that she is not. She is entertaining and I love watching all of her antics, I love talking about it with like-minded women who are also scratching their heads over it. It is funny, these threads make me laugh so much, Alida makes me laugh too. It's not 'hate', because I don't hate her. I will make fun of the living embodiment of the witch from snow white and you can go and cry about it more. Mirror mirror on the wall…
(sperging) No. 2041600
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>>2041552Omg that post got traction (bc of course it did, only her teenager content gets traction) and the comments are hysterical.
No. 2041607
>>2041582>So run back to her socials now where you can comment mundane praise to her with all of the others (that also all revolve around looks), where you belongayrt. I'm not a fan of hers and only know about her from these threads
>She preaches to all about how beautiful she is, almost daily, on a level that is well and truly above normalwhich most people would interpret as a sign of mental illness
No. 2041616
>>2041607Sorry nonna, I jumped to conclusions and thought you were one of them
>>2041611I redirect my comment to whoever that person is that keeps trying to defend Alida in here. I think it's the same person that has been trying for years LOL
>ugly old fat hags .. as is her go to line usually. But idk. Anyway….
No. 2041622
File: 1727938082587.jpg (8.94 KB, 354x56, 164631.jpg)
Eww look it's a pedo like Ryan in her comments…
No. 2041674
File: 1727958037156.jpeg (80.48 KB, 1170x810, IMG_0629.jpeg)
Why doesn’t he ask alida? KEK
No. 2041720
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it might just be me, but the weird the about her viral photos at 16/17, is that in those photos she looks a lot older than a 16/17 year old. in the picrel, she’s 15 but looks 20 to me. she’s always been very mature (face wise) for her age. i think it’s because of the lip filler, and the makeup she wore. but for someone who’s so obsessed with being a nymphet, her face looks a lot older than her age and it always has
No. 2041733
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>>2041728not sure on the specifics obviously since she denies it, but it’s painfully obvious seeing as the photos she took a year before her lips were much thinner. are you new?
No. 2041777
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Jfc that is quite literally YOUR job
No. 2041852
File: 1727997678174.jpeg (225.95 KB, 642x543, IMG_8517.jpeg)
u think she doesn’t have filler? lmfao wow(sage your shit)
No. 2041896
File: 1728005710052.jpeg (319.15 KB, 1284x2152, IMG_0807.jpeg)
Looks like someone finally got their bear hat. And all it took was an alleged robbery! Alida is grasping for any female friends she can find to worship her and then dump, but I definitely wouldn't be fucking with this one if I were her.
No. 2041913
File: 1728008812924.jpeg (490.91 KB, 1170x1236, IMG_6986.jpeg)
bruh what the fuck did I do(cowtipping)
No. 2041921
File: 1728010942823.jpeg (629.29 KB, 1170x1538, IMG_1517.jpeg)
>“Don’t sexualize teenage-me!!!!”
>is an autopedophile
No. 2041931
File: 1728012270996.jpeg (309.33 KB, 1170x870, IMG_1520.jpeg)
>>2041921Does she think everyone forgot about her pedopandering Playboy bunny phase?
>>1740698,
>>1740744 No. 2041946
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>>2041931This is rich coming from someone who had a pedobaiting playboy account.
No. 2041951
File: 1728015964855.jpeg (222.61 KB, 1242x1819, IMG_7236.jpeg)
Failed attempt at being a playboy still shows the intent to put yourself out there sexually
No. 2041954
File: 1728016144594.jpeg (1.66 MB, 1242x2119, IMG_7243.jpeg)
Her playboy account is still up on the site too and using her current username handle
No. 2041958
>>2041896>I definitely wouldn't be fucking with this one if I were her.Holy shit YES! One wrong move and this bitch will eat her alive (is lowkey kinda terrifying to me).
>>2041728This is hearsay, so take it with a grain of salt, but her ex-friends said on an IG comment that the mother of one of her friends did them for her (worked in the business). That, and she also used to do them herself. Her comments are somewhere in these threads.
>>2041946>I have a big loving daddy who comes to play with me.An actual groomer who should literally be in jail for going against the law. Then he would be in her IG videos fingering her mouth randomly after saying she has a big oral fixation.
No. 2041962
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>>2041957Her body resembles that of one too .. any man interested in her should be put on a watch list. She is constantly infantilizing herself with this UwU baby girl bullshit and catering to a pedo audience without realizing it (or maybe she does who knows)
No. 2041972
>>2041949yep this is bullshit. people were calling her out and she didn't like all the hate she was getting so now has to play it that she's the little
victim getting predators after her. always with the fucking lying.
No. 2041975
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Does she have amnesia?
No. 2041976
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No. 2041978
>>2041976>>2041975>i don't sell my body online, never have never willlol whatttt
WHY DOES SHE LIE SO MUCH
No. 2041983
>>2041981Even after she called him out, with all the proof of it on here? She's actually insane.
>>2041982Yep I found only one pedo comment amongst a whole lot of hate. If it was all pedo comments, she would have left the video up and taken it all as compliments. That's her track history anyway. Unless they were in her private msgs I guess, but even then, any male attention is good attention to her. Most men were saying she looked older too, which she would have hated. That's the most male attention she has gotten in a long while, and they were all mostly shitting on her.
No. 2042057
File: 1728040035771.jpeg (496.79 KB, 1080x668, IMG_0525.jpeg)
>>2041978She doesn’t sell it online because she sells it in person…?
No. 2042076
File: 1728047213633.jpeg (131.61 KB, 1284x913, IMG_0811.jpeg)
God bless daddy's money and strange infatuation with his daughter's looks!
No. 2042254
File: 1728078852342.jpeg (107.43 KB, 828x401, IMG_5458.jpeg)
Wtf does she know about being an adult?
Never had a job, doesn’t pay a bill, lives off everyone around her and calls it being blessed by Jesus.
Your a bottom feeder alida shut up
No. 2042341
File: 1728095431599.jpeg (164.33 KB, 1170x575, IMG_1550.jpeg)
>>2042076Her dad “saved” her yet she constantly bitches about him
No. 2042857
File: 1728229484889.jpeg (212.58 KB, 828x1707, IMG_5582.jpeg)
No tv stand having ass bitch
Why didn’t you ask for one of those for your birthday instead of another useless dress she looks like shit in
No. 2042911
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“How do you do fellow Juggalettes?”
No. 2043094
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Did she really buy the exact same outfit she had when she was 15/16? We know she’s never moved past her “peak” era but this feels like a new low kek. Is she dressing as her old self for Halloween? Or has she really just lost it this time? It’s time to move on alida(unsaged nitpick)
No. 2043136
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She’s delusional for asking this because her life will never feel like that consistently due to how chaotic and audacious she is. She has huge falling-outs with one “bestie” every few months and shows her true vindictive, jealous, bone-deep insecure colors after dropping them once they’re no longer useful to her. She romanticizes her trauma for pity points to hold up her eternal victim complex. And she’s still entertaining Ryan on the side despite her smear campaign against him after the final breakup that she couldn’t even stand behind.
For her life to feel peaceful, she’d have to grow and mature as a person. But she won’t because she’s incapable of introspection and clings to the past. Brandon will eventually figure out that she’s still keeping Orion around, and hopefully dump her (doubtful, though, since he’s also deeply insecure and ugly, and has rancid incel energy) and she’ll be miserable again. Maybe trafficker-vibes Susie and her weird old man will take her in again and their creepy friend will “gift” her another Porsche, since she was the happiest I’ve seen her in years after that. And then she’d think her life is sWeEt LiKe CiNnAmOn and delude herself into thinking she’s at peace.
No. 2043168
>>2043106You need to get a grip because she does.
She jokes she’s SpongeBob all the time yea no lie with that boxy ass pudgy figure. She looks like an 11 year old boy who got chubby
Alida whiteknights ride again.
She’s not to fuck you
Or acknowledge you so what do you get from defending her in anyway?
No. 2043472
>>2043351She probably scrolled through Roblox or whatever for a while looking for someone to groom. Creepy bitch.
At this point she’s actually worse than the cow. As far as I know alida has 0 shirtless pics of underage boys on her phone.
No. 2043566
>>2043472It had an alamy watermark on it so it was probably just a google images search since male nipples arent nudity. Kek
Does alida only have the one account on instagram? It shows she hasnt made a post since 2023 and i feel like thats off.
No. 2043756
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This picture makes me feel so weird. Obviously she's a legal adult (as much as she doesn't want to be) but the pose makes it seem so childish and creepy. It doesn't help that her type are bald moids
No. 2043860
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So that's what's wrong with him.
No. 2043880
File: 1728470235445.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1170x1733, IMG_1675.jpeg)
Lazy, delusional trophy-wife wannabe and grifter fag met. I bet she’s pissed that Santos is 36 and looks younger than her - is probably begging Mike to get her Botox now.
No. 2044168
>>2043886The reason fillers make you look older is because there is quite literaly nothing for them to fill when you are that young. You are just stretching your skin by injecting botox or hyaluronic acid underneath and once it migrates to other parts of your face the skin will just sag more. Likewise, the more you get the puffier and doughier your face will look from all of this migrated substance floating around under your skin. Alida is a good example of what is called a pillow face in the practice.
Don't do fillers nonnas.
No. 2044172
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I think the comments calling her huge and a giant got to her kekkk. The other day she tweeted about cleaning her room in high heels, now on her birthday she’s wearing flats?
Brandon is a confirmed manlet since Alida’s license says she’s 5’7” - that explains his endless violent fantasies and insane levels of insecurity.
No. 2044280
File: 1728557372814.mp4 (14.36 MB, 888x1648, i smoke everyone!!! I’m an adu…)
She’s imitating Nina now with the smoking cigars in a Shein fur coat with her ugly Aryan patch glue-gunned on
No. 2044317
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Total nitpick but she looks so SO much better when she’s dress normally and her hair is styled normal
No. 2044367
>>2044172The stockings with the ballet flats make her look like a grandma. How do these hyperfem girls never know how to style an outfit? She should have just gone for neutral toned sandals if she didn't want to be taller than her scrote on her birthday.
>>2044348That's been a "trend" for a while now. I hate it too.
No. 2044697
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>>2044378Her legs look like obese fatty legs
(nitpicking) No. 2044735
File: 1728656072735.jpg (7.94 KB, 307x60, 001336.jpg)
eww
No. 2044867
File: 1728687586684.mp4 (1.79 MB, 888x868, 2014 tumblr nymphet euuugh.mp4)
Kek everyone’s seen gifs like this for the past decade but her awkward cooing and the overly-wet kisses makes my skin crawl