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No. 1405537

Katherine Harlow “The Park Avenue Pinup” (real name Katherine McMahon) is a 24 year old self-proclaimed burlesque dancer and larping findom sex worker residing in NYC.

Recent milk:

> The Brooklyn Dive bar has allowed Katherine to do a once monthly burlesque show. Originally the show was called “Petit Fours: A Taste of Burlesque” >>1360035 and is now called “Powderpuff Peepshow” >>1396284 >>1369649

> Being the creative artist with integrity that she is, on the first show poster she traced the pinups portraying the dancers from a known pinup artist thus grossly misrepresenting how the women actually look; making them bigger than what they are, less curvy, and lacking the proper skin tone while Kathy makes herself look better >>1362528 >>1362534 >>1362535 >>1361086
> Doesn’t want to pay the performers after the shows and instead wants random stranger’s to do so >>1363283 >>1396986 . Anon states that she was supposed to pay the dancers after the show but instead disappeared for the night with the money owed >>1374307
> Photos and videos from the few show appearances she made including her holding her feather fans improperly and looking absolutely miserable among happy performers >>1358127 >>1362817 >>1365101 >>1375464 >>1396881 >>1392269
> Throws stones at the burlesque community by telling them what not to wear >>1358854 and kvetching about how mean everyone else is in the community >>1382534 >>1382611 >>1404837
> Is in the never-ending process of making a new costume >>1404010 >>1370789 and restoring her “signature” one >>1352444 >>1355634
> Attempts to sell cheap pasties >>1372684 and failed costume pieces >>1362052 >>1365150 >>1365648
> She is a luxury experience. She is not for you. >>1370033 She will only talk to you if you are sending her money. >>1379738 Same rules apply for women. Still won’t talk to you unless you are benefitting her >>1379741 >>1379747 because obviously other women want to copy her >>1379040
> Continues the larp that her clients are all white cis male heteronormative corporate executives >>1356406 >>1365446 . Pretended to have a “gentleman suitor” for like two weeks >>1358855 >>1367127 >>1367129 and related her life to SATC, claiming to have had her own Mr. Big >>1395487
> Plays Performative Sex Worker >>1355123 >>1358846 >>1386218 >>1367789 >>1372103 >>1355123
> Continues to pay tribute to dead sex worker Mistress V by creating a black power alter >>1362426
> Reminder that her actual clients are a literal psych ward patient and sissies >>1390700 >>1403106 >>1403108
> Claims we are living in a very sex negative time because “vanilla” people can do things like wear wedding rings >>1348753 and hold hands while in public but people can’t practice and parade their BDSM relations in public. She doesn’t like to see regular relationships so everyone else should be subjected to seeing sexual scenarios played out on the streets. Once again shows warped views on consent >>1348926 >>1348928 >>1348930 >>1348932 >>1348937 >>1348938
> Despite all but outright saying she hates normal healthy relationships, she purchases wedding cake shaped candles >>1355809 and drops hints about rings she likes >>1355938 as a cope because her neckbeard won’t marry her
> Reminder that this is her wannabe twitch streamer funko pop collecting neckbeard >>1348976
> Speaks on things she knows nothing about in reply to others and then dirty deleting >>1357266 >>1384255 >>1384257 >>1384258
> Makes another twitter account, even though she “rejects the idea” >>1386661, under parkavenuepinup since she is “struggling with creating artwork and censorship” >>1404902 but the farm knows it’s because anons have been telling her to take discussions about greasy congested face >>1374208 somewhere other than her ~professional sex work~ account

Active links:
https://instagram.com/theparkavenuepinup (currently private)
https://instagram.com/parkavenuepinup (currently private)

Archived links:

Museum of Sex lawsuit info:

First thread >>1259829
Second thread >>1299249
Third thread >>1348150

No. 1405666

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Was waiting for the new thread to drop a recent 1-star review from her Gigsalad.(cowtipping)

No. 1405668

kek you wrote this you shady bitch

No. 1405696

Tinfoil: is that you Kathy?

No. 1405699

Literally only Kathy is stupid enough to believe this is a real review. If you have to interact with the cow, at least be less obvious, "Michael"

No. 1405708

Was not me, I’m just the messenger. Noticed it last night while checking to see if she took down the video of her performing. I did get a feeling that it might be from another farmer but then I figured if it was then they would’ve posted bragging about it earlier.

No. 1405714

It wasn't me either. It's sad if it was a farmer trying to cow tip but I don't think it's 100% unbelievable. The show was supposed to be 2 hours long but there were only 4 performers, one of which was Kathy and we know she only has 1 routine. Anyone with common sense who's seen Kathy in action and had the morbid curiousity of googling her name would be able to see her sad website and how she over exaggerates everything.

No. 1405857

She already got a bad review earlier in the year that referred to her asking for uber money and then having a friend drive her, so it's not unthinkable for her to get a second bad review about being scammy

No. 1405861

I think this sounds like a reasonable review of a disappointing show. I'd expect a farmer would attack her performance, appearance, etc.

No. 1405945

A farmer going by "Betty Bangs" left a comment on her youtube video (comment now deleted by Kathy) and it read similar to this so it's most likely a cow-tipper.

No. 1405946

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Oh honey no….

No. 1405949

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lol and then she posts this on the other account. Ole girl is having a personality crisis isn't she?

No. 1405961

Wtf why the tiger balm is she trying to tell her Johns she has a headache or a cold??

No. 1405979

Probably the munchie thing

No. 1406033

What exactly is attractive about smelling like a musty high grandma?

No. 1406208

File: 1641041262007.jpg (738.48 KB, 1993x2793, tinfoil.jpg)

tinfoil but I think Kathy made this thread beacuse the pic choice is a bit sus… Why would any farmer pick one that is not funny or at least as bad as the others she posts? If I rembember well we even had some anon edits in the last thread. Hmmmmmm

No. 1406235

No retard. I made the thread and chose that image because it’s absolutely hilarious that she posted something so fugly on her own website in the “about” section. Last thread there was the futurama edit which is good but was for milk from months ago and a random one about pasta with her neckbeard. Not that serious lol

No. 1406252

File: 1641048800331.jpg (33.82 KB, 474x474, tinfoil kitty.jpg)

But this is what exaclty what she would say if exposed… Hm…

No. 1406255

> I chose that image because it’s absolutely hilarious that she posted something so fugly on her own website in the “about” section
Hmm… I think she posted a lot more hideous pictures on her own accord so this still is not explanation. You think the thread picture you did choose is so bad? How if confronted with almost all random pics she has ??? I'll keep my tinfoil on , thanks.

No. 1406284

Anon, pass the roll, because I believe you are correct.

No. 1406314

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I'm glad someone else can smell the stink.
You are now included in my pic

No. 1406324

It is an honor, bless.

It does seem a little too curated, idk why other nonnies are quick to snap

No. 1406325

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> "the other nonnies"

No. 1406405

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Read any sentence in the op and it’s extremely obvious Kathy did not make this thread you retarded autists. Make better fan art next time if you’re so worried about a thread image.

Anyways, since you want to talk about “stink”, the other woman kathy did the brunch photos with sent her sub Kathy’s way to get some interaction on her new account kek reads as contrived as it sounds

No. 1406419

She's posted worse but it's still hilarious to see how bad she is at matching her foundation to her skin tone and she looks absolutely retarded in the screenshot

No. 1406520

Does anyone have screenshots? I saw that comment as well but I swear the person was really rude and unhinged, I remember cringing so hard

No. 1406576

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This is sad.

No. 1406577

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Kathy should've followed her imo

No. 1406581

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As with everything, MAN this makes Katie look bad.

No. 1406635

Fucking kek her most praised sub is now trying to be a domme? Can't wait for this shit show.

No. 1406672

Lol so this is all just some kinda autistic teen roleplay for her. This "what I would smell like - it's different based on my persona!" is the kinda shit that little girls "design" in their journals for their imaginary alter egos when they're 12.

No. 1407477

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She's a shitty privileged woman-child that went to NYU and talks about her daddy making six figures a year. The fucking irony.

Also, you're bringing children into your sex larp which is gross and even degen men would draw the line at SWers calling their children "shitty". Great business practice Kathy, keep it up!

No. 1407485

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Only people that are broke with poor financial literacy use bnpl programs so I guess good for her for finally catering to her looney bin and sissy subs.

No. 1407489

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She can not be serious with all this kek

No. 1407490

> Pay the bourgeois, capitalist tax
Kathy just go home to your six figures a year corporate father and live a regular middle class life instead of being a cheap whore online trying to be woke while also attempting to become upper class. How embarrassing.

No. 1407494

Just because you're not getting the items directly off Amazon doesn't mean they're not part of the fugly e-whore pink Amazon aesthetic lol

No. 1407523

It's so weird to me how obsessed she is with other peoples' families/spouses. Like literally just go solve your family issues and dump your gross boyfriend already.

No. 1407533

Right? She kvetches about married couples, their children, how she spends her holidays… she’s projecting and failing to see she’s part of whatever family drama she has, not just a victim.

No. 1407538

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The original tweet didn’t hit days ago so why she felt compelled to send out four more today is a mystery

No. 1407540

Looks like the leftover spring time shit in a TJMaxx clearance row

No. 1407693

The CDC, apparently, recommends you to stuff her sticky, “champagne” soaked feet into three dollar tights and ‘smother’ yourself with them? This whole string of tweets is just, the epitome of how fake her larp is. This isn’t ‘findomming’ so much as it is a bad tumblr kinkpost, and it’s so obvious she thinks that sex work means getting paid for writing d level suggestive trash. And you wanna talk about privilege, bitch? kek, the irony.

No. 1407939

Uhhh wouldn't she want to tax the rich and not the middle class?! For a fake historian into pretending she's into fancy designer things, Katie sure is acting like bourgeois means the wealthy and not the middle class.

No. 1407945

The real irony is how she comes from a comfortable bourgeois background whose parents taught her the value of money and hard work, yet she thinks calling people names will get them to open their wallets to stuff her and her ugly bfs shoebox-sized apartment in Queens with dEsIgNeR things that she thinks they deserve.

No. 1407968

>parents taught her the value of money and hard work
Sure about that? If they did, it was lost on her. No one that values money and hard work quits their job with benefits in the middle of a global pandemic because a sex worker offed themselves. Also look what she wants to spend her money on… she has no financial literacy.

No. 1407969

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Another month, another video Kathy will never release

No. 1407970

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She also needs to stop interacting with sissies and whatever else because this look isn't "HyPeRfEmMe"; it's straight up troon

No. 1407972

I thought this was Miz Cracker kek

No. 1407974

Yeah and that's not a good thing kek

No. 1407987

Kathy is like a wannabe Regina George. Ofc she'd probably take being compared to Regina George a compliment, so let me be clear Kathy you are like the dollar store version.

No. 1407998

It's like one big BDSM pyramid scheme

No. 1408025

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Good grief girl woof

No. 1408031

File: 1641252663491.png (118.7 KB, 590x713, Screen Shot 2022-01-03 at 3.29…)

It un-ironically is. Kathy copies the ones that jumped her in and now this one is copying Kathy because she jumped her in. It would be funny if it wasn't such an insidious thing indicative of bigger issues at hand.

No. 1408052

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>incredible styling
>3 different shades of pink

No. 1408061

I know she isn't the cow here but kek at buying a bag from the final sale section

No. 1408074

Everything about this is hideous and gaudy. The wig, the makeup, the neck roles and tattoo. It screams mtf.

No. 1408139

Why did she choose this image. The arm on the right looks like an actual chicken wing.

No. 1408153

glad we have a revolutionary Kikomi

No. 1408178

what’s the goal with this eyeshadow besides looking like she has 4 eyebrows?

No. 1408184

Kek someone’s thickening

No. 1408187

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All that pasta and cheese is catching up with her

No. 1408189

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The faux concubine aspirant is rife with sophomania

No. 1408194

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No. 1408195

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No. 1408197

That is one hurtin' broad

No. 1408199

>supine with ennui

shut the fuck up, lunchlady arms

No. 1408206

If Count Orlok and Mae West had an mtf child good lord

No. 1408222

Why does every self-proclaimed “pinup” have this extremely tacky and cheap looking bra? Nothing about it is vintage looking.

No. 1408227

You can find gnocchi and burrata at Wal-Mart too kek

No. 1408229

'Gnocchi and burrata are ususally available at speciality stores'

This bitch trying to sound fancy by sounding like she buys her food at boutique delis when I can go to the local ALDI and pick these up. As ever, the delusion of exclusivity…

No. 1408270

don't really follow this cow but did she actually try to lie through her teeth and say gnocchi was speciality food
you found yourselves a mouth breather nonis

No. 1408275

…wtf. Why would you advocate for denying children an education in favour of your own greed? As a communist no less? I don't think she realizes how incompatible her LARP is with the political ideology she's picked but clearly doesn't understand.

No. 1408277

Wire me your SSN right now. What's your mother's maiden name, capitalist piggy?

No. 1408281

kek anon thanks for this. So succinct.

No. 1408399

Kathy btfo'd by Walmart gnocchi

No. 1408440

why's she explaining what pesto is

No. 1408452

I'm not a pinup at all, but I also just bought this bra last month because it was super cheap all throughout December on Playful Promises' website. It's made by Bettie Page Lingerie, which is the go-to brand for women into cheaply made vintage kitsch or vintage-styled lingerie who either don't want to or can't spend more on something just to flounce around the house. It was literally only $30.
Also the pom poms are barely tacked on and they awkwardly stick out so Katie is just gingerly taking it off after her larp.

No. 1408477


She looks better with her weight gain but she better cut back on the pasta and alcohol before she balloons like big shaynus

No. 1408513

Has she even bought this or is it just a screenshot of the checkout page before handing money over?

No. 1408578

The variable size of the rhinestones gives a nice tryphobia effect here, I think one size of rhinestone is better on formfitted flesh toned clothing items for that reason, especially where they are quite spaced apart like here

No. 1408634

Kek that "swarovski" glove she's wearing looks so fucking cheap. She's just larping a findom to get easy money.

No. 1408636

File: 1641325047308.jpg (124.42 KB, 1071x798, 111161111611.jpg)

How unfortunate. Her arm is really pudgy, how is that possible to be that out of shape while larping as a renowed burlesque dancer/ sex worker. Why she choose this larp with that face and body is incomprehenseble.

>looking like picrel

No. 1408651

beacuse she learnt it like 2 hours ago after sperging about it for a year. The retard probably thought it was some ~ExcLusiVe MystEriOus ItaliAn VintAge Fruit gRowN in SophIa LoRen's SecrEt GardeN ~

No. 1408702

It’s usually a good idea when working with rhinestones to use a few different sizes so that they will catch the light in different ways and produce more of a “twinkling” effect, which is what I assume is what she was going for. But those quarter-sized rhinestones just look awkward and make her arm look bulky instead of delicate. This bitch really has no eye for design she just throws a bunch of shit she likes together and calls in couture.

No. 1408705

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>retweeting complaints about clients
>sailor moon reaction pic that screams insecurity
very professional, much domme

No. 1408731

The post she retweeted is so stupid. Imagine being a sex worker and thinking your clients give a shit about you more than wetting their own dick.

No. 1408734

already deleted kek

No. 1408744

Reminiscent of the time she had to do “research” to learn how to apply fake nails from amazon kek

No. 1408746

She didn't even bother bedazzling the other glove before playing dress up… It's giving me Michael Jackson vibes kek

No. 1408750

Of course kek every single time she has posted about a clip she’s never actually posted one. Too close to being sex work Kathy?

No. 1408757

File: 1641332924661.jpeg (353.89 KB, 1242x1485, 07E625AB-AFC0-45C5-9C85-630580…)

> please do all the work for me so I can feel validated
The zero interaction should tell you something. Also she isn’t wearing her robe so why is she tagging the creator? just Kathy things

No. 1408766


Does anyone know why she never uses hashtags? I don't use Twitter, but I always thought that you would get more engagement by using hashtags.

No. 1408955

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She's such a POS. Imagine quitting your job with medical benefits at the height of a pandemic only to turn around and e-beg online for your expenses to be paid by strangers. Everyone is struggling right now retard; they can't help you and why should they? Get a job deadbeat.

No. 1408959

So this bitch really created a second account to do more panhandling? Go home Kathy.

No. 1408962

As a "domme", all she's doing by retweeting that is letting everyone know that she finds it difficult to manage clients/doesn't know what to do/isn't actually confident enough to handle those situations. Keep posting your L's lady, you tell on yourself more than any first-hand account or review ever could.

No. 1408967

>with groceries
Overpriced pasta and cheese. Your diet is really catching up with you Kathy.
>Medical expenses
Idk but I'm assuming it's munchie shit.
>Pain relief
She should be ashamed of herself. Just get a job.

No. 1409005

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This is the third or fourth time she's tweeted about helping her during the surge. Tinfoil but the dive bar currently does not have a burlesque night lined up and in the previous thread she tweeted (now deleted I think) about not being able to perform during this surge. The dive bar has a pretty booked schedule so it's not like they're not doing any live entertainment. Did they already drop her?

No. 1409132

I think they did

No. 1409171

If they did it makes the last review she received more realistic

No. 1409172

She got that review removed somehow

No. 1409496

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Lol she deleted her OF within like a month of making it; hard to communicate with someone and 'finish' whatever when your account is gone. Also how thick is she to still not understand that no true real life contingency or pro-bono lawyer would take her on? You have no case. Don't want it out there for discussion? Don't post it. Simple as.

No. 1409540

Pardon my sperg, but those fucking heart shaped Dutch ovens never sell and they're too small to really make anything in. Know someone who used to work at sur la table and all the heart shaped shit for valentines did poorly in terms of sales, that pot fetching a whopping zero before they were all tossed to I assume a discount store after the season was over. And when does Kathy even cook? Is that pan an ash tray or just a really shitty quiche dish? This shits so tacky.

No. 1409570

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So she can't even style her own wigs. TBH I'm not surprised but still disappointed.

No. 1409712

Does…does she think that pro-bono is a type of lawyer? Oh, Kathy…

No. 1409722

Yes and it's most likely because that tranny her and Shayna interact with calls itself that kek

No. 1409725

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Zero eye for fashion, zero eye for photography. What's with her and granny shoes?

No. 1409750

The fabric looks cheap and flimsy as hell and the different size rhinestones at the bottom make it look cheap. Why would anyone want to watch a video of her shoes anyway.

No. 1409755

These look like David's Bridal-tier shoes. Kathy, I thought you were successful? Where's your Louboutins?

No. 1409763

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> Why would anyone want to watch a video of her shoes anyway
She had her grotesque mentor lie about her talents

No. 1409765

Thirsting over shoes is pretty capitalist. It's not very communist of you Kathy.

No. 1409781

Everything she does is capitalistic. Mass market ‘luxury’ brands, plastic pop culture tchotchkes, “Sex work is work”…. such an anarcho-communist queen though!

No. 1409785

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I’m howling - she really thinks she’s somebody kek but it’s just her parents that are narcissistic, right? Stay delusional Kate

No. 1409797

I feel like this could be a cute idea if she had a following, but it just seems kinda crazy as is. The autograph probably could have used some practice.

No. 1409806

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She’s copying again lol yeah it wouldn’t be a bad idea if you were a known personality but when you average 50 likes a post on insta while begging for interaction on twitter…come on

No. 1409811

why is there always so much yiddish in her threads… ppl from nyc who know her or..?

No. 1409814

Explains why there’s a “lawyer” down and out enough to interact with those two. I didn’t realize University of Phoenix had a law program.

No. 1409830

…. there’s been one word that lots of people use. You good?

No. 1409840

No, yiddish has been used a couple of times (kvetch, tchotchke, etc). It's uncommon vernacular but not in New York, which led me to tinfoil.

No. 1409870

Are you a newfag or something because kvetch is extremely common on lc. It’s like tinfoiling over kek

No. 1409883

i think you're too autistic

No. 1409885

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Lol so her Instagram is no longer private and uhh …. Miss Thing really things she’s making history while holding her fans improperly lol

No. 1409886

nta but this is the first time I've seen this word and I've been here for years

sage for language sperg

No. 1409889

holy shit, the narcissism. also kek at "again"

No. 1409895

Fucking hell. This wouldn't be so bad to privately do on your own to look back on when you're older but to present something you wore randomly with no cultural significance as niche historical memorabilia is just delusional and narcissistic. DVT sells her worn out pasties and stockings to crazed fans on depop and calls it memorabilia but at least Dita did revive public interest in burlesque.

No. 1409897

Samefag but I want to ask burlesque anon if they're still here: do other dancers do this? I mentioned Dita because I've seen her do something similar as mentioned but other than her is this really something they are openly doing?

No. 1409921

LMFAO just when I think she can't sink any lower, this bitch FRAMED shitty-ass homemade pasties.

No. 1409940

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this is killing me nonna

she really posted it on her own socials

nobody made her post this


No. 1409993

Nobody in burlesque does this.
There's a burlesque museum that takes actual notable burlesque memorabilia, but even well-known dancers who went on to do big shows don't frame their shit, let alone after 10 shows. That's a baby burlesque dancer. And you have to be at the level of well over 50k followers and have a PR manager that pushes you to sell kissed prints to consider this. Otherwise you're just wasting time and money and looking dumb as hell.

No. 1410091

Sage for nitpick but her cursive is so fucking ugly here kek, it almost looks traced.

No. 1410096

Same. sus af. Even the defensive replies are sus af

No. 1410098

My favorite thing about this is how close together they are. You'd think it'd be more attractive for them to be spaced further apart, to better represent what they looked like worn. Why is the kiss/signature so oddly placed? She has no eye for any visual art whatsoever; everything she does is lazy and half-assed.

No. 1410099

she's just that retarded

No. 1410268

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Her "sour lemon" face makes her look like Smell from This Is England.

No. 1410272

The kiss would look so much better lower and at an angle. She's lazy and has no eye, as others have said.

No. 1410333

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Had a good kek at her desperate sale on Instagram. The ‚original‘ paintings of who exactly? And she’s trying to see the dumb af swarovski bracelet she begged to be reimbursed for on Twitter

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Love how this is a clearance sale for everything she’s been posting about on her failing Twitter

No. 1410354

She's trying to make money to buy new SwArOvsKis and costumes since she knows her shit sucks. Plus she lost her only gig at Marian's and probably is hoping better bases will mean a better costume which she believes is what's holding her back from Duane Park and The Slipper Room. Then when she can't get a gig at an established venue, she'll try again to create a job for herself by booking another bar, "producing" another show, and then get canned like the trash she is.
She thinks women are just jealous of her and doesn't realize how much of a joke she is in the NYC burlesque community.

No. 1410363

Selling all her shit so that she can get more expensive stripper stuff when dancing lessons are free on youtube.

No. 1410365

>reimbourse my 10min wikihow workout

No. 1410416

She probably thinks she looks soooo retro with her surprised bitter beer face, holding a modern company like AP and surrounded by her "ornamental knick knacks" (for the 2 anons who don't realize tchotchke is a word used worldwide). And kek at her not knowing how to customize a base like that bra and even failing to stone the back because she ran out of money.
The AP shit she's selling can easily be bought new with tags for the same price she's selling her used shit for. I'm just not telling her where.

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As if "sex-working ancestors" wasn't bad enough, she's calling Mistress V one of hers. Disgusting.

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No. 1410513

She posts harmful absolute sexist garbage like this and then cries about being posted here. Newsflash Katherine…

No. 1410597

>Trying to make money off someone else's name, cause they're dead and can't call you out

The next threadpic should just be her Grinch-walking to MV's grave, shovel in hand

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She's filling in for someone who dropped out at another dive bar which is like 20 minutes away from her but sure, "traveling showgirl".

No. 1410655

It’s NYC: no one is glancing at you for wearing Baby Jane makeup while holding bags.

No. 1410672

The pasta and macaron diet are not helping her at all

No. 1410674

I mean, it helped her chest, which she seems pleased with kek

No. 1410677

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Why is she doing a blep? She looks brain dead.

No. 1410695

Holy fucking shit. The very last thing a recently deceased black communist survival sex worker would want is a middle class sheltered white woman larping as a sex worker calling them her “ancestor” while referencing her ~spiritual money manifestations and altar~. It was already bad enough that she put off her quitting her cushy job on their suicide. Let Dani rest in peace you cretin; you’re part of the problem.

No. 1410700

The ancestor part like she really wants to delete that and write predecessor because yikes, honey

No. 1410719

>our history will not disappear again
your history of caricaturizing yourself to a drawing of woman with walmart rhinestones on a Victoria’s bra, just for male attention and coin? it’s probably better if it does disappear again.

No. 1410796

Her cleavage confuses me

No. 1410799

Bitch balooned three sizes and her bra still doesn't fit, the absolute kek.
Also Kathy, you looked like an anorexic prepubescent boy, now you look like a skinnyfat troon. There's nothing sexy about you. There's never been.

No. 1410807

She’s getting fat girl tits despite not being fat (yet)

No. 1410819

The cleavage on the bottom means she's making her bra tighter to squish her breasts together to make the appearance of more cleavage.

No. 1410915

She's litterally squeezing her skin in .

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Kathy with her life savings

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From last night

No. 1411226

no pagan witch calls rose quartz ‘pink quartz,’ neither selenite nor anything in the second tweet corresponds to money or manifestation, and ‘money drawing’ is a hoodoo/rootwork thing. one would think Katherine’s white sjw ass would be more cautious about appropriating terminology from a closed practice, but I guess that would involve doing more research than plugging “money spell” into tumblr & calling it a day.

No. 1411310

Pasty placement makes the bra look like it's sliding off because it's the wrong band size. I know she does it on purpose because fashun but she really needs to stop. Get one of those half-cup balconettes or whatever they're called so the pasty really does peek over or find a new signature faux pas

No. 1411321


No I agree anon, it looks tacky as hell.

She is so ungraceful when she strips, it looks like she is trying to moon the audience when she takes off the dress.

No. 1411363

Omg I thought this was a meme edit but she actually posted it herself… The way it's just her tits and cut off arms is creepy in an objectifying way.
It's not just the band, the cup size has always been too big. There are pics in past threads showing the huge gaps and it's really sad since it's her first and only costume. I think part of why she shows the pasties is to overcompensate for being basically flat chested.

No. 1411419

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Funny how this absolute cunt only lists off highly romanticized versions of sex workers. No little girl that hasn't been sexually abused wants to be raped for a living. The Girls Next Door wasn't even an accurate representation of being a Playboy bunny. Reminder Katherine that Hefner published Marilyn's nudes without her consent for his first issue. Has she even stepped foot in a strip club once in her life? She'd kill herself after working one night at fully nude one.

Praying that her endo surgery made her infertile so there isn't even a slight chance of her having a daughter.

No. 1411435

>I wanted to be a stripper even as a kid
I am scared to ask what kind of traumatic life this person has lead.

No. 1411441

…looks like she diagonally folded the hundred to make it look like its two hundreds

No. 1411509

She says “speak for yourself” as if CHILDREN wanting to be SEX workers is normal. It’s not; never has been and never will be. Watching the girls next door as liking that they were girly and finding burlesque when you’re a teenager does not mean you wanted to be a sex worker as a child. Quit pedo-pandering.

No. 1411527

I find it very strange that Katherine's commentary on children thus far has been

>children are better off separated from their parents

>children are spoiled shits who deserve to have their college funds given away
>children wanting to be sex workers should be acceptable

No. 1411529

Oh, can't forget that she dresses up like a child for sex. Altogether very weird.

No. 1411535

IMO, this all supports her claim that she grew up in a bad home. No normal person has those opinions. Well-off households can also be really messed up. The whole thing about becoming an adult, however, is that you need to learn how to fix your shit and stop the cycle. Basically, the opposite of what she's doing.

No. 1411561

And wanting to expose children to BDSM
While it may be true that she had a bad home life, her behavior seems more consistent with twitter pseudo-politcal coombrainery than some decades long journey to accept trauma via sex work

No. 1411728

Another hint is how her younger brother turned out. He’s actually making something of himself even with Katherine saying he was also affected by her dad’s alleged financial abuse. If he can do it, she can, and she was but she fucked it up by not wanting to be like everyone else. Not doubting her dad was probably a nightmare but most are and she’s following the middle class white girl rebeling against her parents schitck because she’s ~different~ and ~special~ like so many before her.

No. 1411742

Also can’t forget her subs, that she proudly wanted to be made publicly known, are majority grown degenerate men that are dressing as little girls for sexual purposes.

Purposely and proudly sexualizing your child self as an adult is an extremely huge red flag. Katherine and her ilk that are proclaiming they’ve wanted to be in sex work since they were little girls and specifying exactly what they supposedly wanted to do to their adult coomer audiences are 100% pedo-pandering. There is no excusing this behavior and with Katherine’s already spotty track record…. would not be shocking if she eventually comes out to support the “MAP” community in the name of being woke. If it walks like a duck and all that. As she likes to say: watch yourself.

No. 1411783

Looks more like she's stuffing her bra because that cleavage never appears in those embarrassing "burlesque" videos.
I love how dumb she is to use nipple petals as bases. You can tell they're not burlesque pasties because there's no conical shape.
I love how she's wearing a boring slip over her sHoWgIrL outfit. She can't even afford a cheap outfit or figure out how to design and make something.
I also just noticed her profile pic and of course she didn't do her own wig. She doesn't even put the clips in the correct places on the wig so she's just ruining the shape.

No. 1412138

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Wasn't she just asking for an outrageous amount ($500-700) to 'redo' her fans?

No. 1412222

Yeah, a few months ago at most. They probably spend most of the time crumpled up in her tiny closet between her changing the burlesque world one spoon at a time performances so I can see why she keeps needing to redo them.

No. 1412228

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Looking for the cheap store she bought this ring from. I bet she didn't even pay $55 for it.

No. 1412230

that's like fucking old jc penny's garbage, grandma would be disappointed

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Found the store, but they literally just listed the rings. That isn’t her hand and she might not have been the person to purchase it anyways.

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Lol I like how her sub can't even pay in full upfront

No. 1412544

What a scammer… the staves come with the threading and wire (not zip ties)

No. 1412549

I have a feeling she's the result of being called the "pretty one" throughout her childhood. She seems to have sold herself on being able to land wealthy guys, gifts, etc. on her looks and charm alone. I can definitely see her parents rewarding her for being pretty, slim, and girly growing up and it completely backfiring because she isn't the trophy wife material she thinks she is.

No. 1412557

We've seen photos of when she was a child and teenager… she was never called "the pretty one" by anyone.

No. 1412560

Like parents don't call their ugly kids cute all the time anon. Please.

No. 1412562

Abusive ones don't and looking how Kathy has turned out, not hard to believe her when she says they were abusive.

No. 1412580

Oh please nonny, Kathy doesn't have any real trauma. She's a bored and spoiled middle class girl who wants an easy ride off her mediocre looks, nothing more. Her delusions of grandeur and made up sex work stories aren't real life.

No. 1412631

She's the result of being jealous of the pretty, rich girls and since she's never been either, she's tried to come up with her own way of trying to get there… yet doesn't realize all the heavy makeup and larping as different personas won't get her anywhere.

No. 1412695

No one said she had ‘real’ trauma; not hard to believe she wasn’t called “the pretty one” her whole life when her entire online presence is her desperately seeking validation. Her daddy issues don’t stem from him praising her for being skinny and girly in youth.

No. 1412700

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Lol did she watch a Grimes video or…? Things didn’t turn out well for her Kathy let’s not go down this road.

No. 1412702

Pedo-pandering, weight gain, and bizarre fantasy tweets hmmm getting closer to becoming like another cow we loathe

No. 1412766

"Modern Princess Di inspired rings"
Bitch what??
She's so delusional she's my fav cow.
ok cow

No. 1412840

Oh please that's just the myth of Pygmalion and Galatea.

No. 1413157

Trashy middle class white girls love comparing themselves to Princess Di for some reason, I have no idea why

No. 1413185

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Kathy you are the liberal, vanilla, basic, straight people. Putting the anarchy flag next to your name doesn't erase that.

No. 1413435

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Didn't she already say she was one year contact free in the first thread…?

No. 1413494

her brother was sending her money on venmo just a couple months ago kek

No. 1413528

Still friends with him on there too

No. 1413533

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(This was in reply to her “I wanted to be a sex worker as a child” tweet)

Recruiting women into sex work. That isn’t insidious at all!

No. 1413536

To be fair, that chick she's talking to is too busted with that penis nose and shit hair, but maybe moids can pretend she's their demi moore wet dream only porkier.

No. 1414066

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Cow crossover. When you are compared to Shayna, it isn't a good thing kek

No. 1414217

You don’t have to be attractive to be a sex worker nonna, just shameless

No. 1414466

Yeah Katie, it's never too late to be a sex worker and not just pretending you're one on social media via "reimburse me for useless junk I'll never actually buy, little bitch"!

No. 1414471

I'm sure anons will have different opinions, but it annoys tf out of me that Kathy believes she's involved in sex work. Traditionally, sex work is the exchange of sex services for money. I know stripping is now considered sex work, but it takes a lot more work and zero glamour to put on uncomfortable platform heels and a barely there lingerie ensemble, take it all of onstage, then spend 98% of your shift walking around on said uncomfortable heels trying to sell yourself via a lap dance or vip room. Kathy puts on her poorly stoned costume and paces back and forth in front of a supportive crowd of mostly women for all of 3 minutes. No one touches or talks to her, expects sex, or makes lewd comments. She also isn't supporting herself on 1 show a month ago so it's a hobby and not even a job. If it wasn't for her ugly bf/SiR, she'd have to get a real job or actually do sex work (which she'd never do).
I know anons will disagree with me because they want to bring Kathy down from her high horseface by likening burlesque to stripping or just because spoiled Dita tried to rough up her job by calling herself a "stripper", but let's be real here, Kathy couldn't handle stripping, which is even closer to real sex work than burlesque. Kathy wants the Hollywood and social media version of "sex work" without putting in any sexual services or work.
However, she could definitely qualify in my book as a sex worker if she was honest and admitted she fucks her gross bf in exchange for a roof over her head and financial support.

No. 1414483

Of course, it's always the ones farthest away from any actual sex (or work) that are more likely to adopt it as some kind of pointless and selfish clicktivism cause. Those allowed the luxury to treat it as a hobby, or a kink.

Normal people don't do that with their jobs, make it their whole thing to crusade for their rights to be respected as a strong, proud janitor or something. If they take a stand it's not about shit like their right to an identity they can flaunt online without being judged, but rather practical workers rights. Which anecdotally lines up with the sex workers I know of that do actual escorting to pay the bills, even the ones that take part in political discourse. They tend to focus on getting basic job safety, like anyone fucking would.

When your biggest concern as a "sex work activist" is that some made up straight people (who are ftr totes nothing like your hyperfemme self and your neckbearded scrotal provider) hypothetically could scoff at you if you call yourself a sex worker online, you're telling on yourself.

But, every single fucking thing this spoiled bitch claims to be is a total LARP, so sage for no news and personal pet peeve I suppose.

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This is what she calls sex work… while also sperging to people on tiktok who told her she forget her clothes in that dog walking video that “it’s a costume!”.

Being a sex worker is a costume and burlesque is just about costumes to her.

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No. 1414792

the way she airbrushed her tits in this makes them look like pecs which just adds more to the bewigged ugly little boy look
like is she trying to look like that? or is is just unfortunate blocky shading with ham fingers? methinks the latter but the idea that Kathy would pivot to appealing to femboy fags is lolworthy.

No. 1414796

does she only own 1 stoned glove why is she Michael Jacksoning with that shit

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It's worse in motion. Also hey Katherine, since this is sex work why are you posting it on an app targeted towards underaged individuals?

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Get ready for the most performative pretentious hypocritical bullshit she’s spouted yet (1/5)

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> No gatekeeping identities
> Burlesque dancers can not dress as dominatrices
> only SWers can wear shiny black boots and lucite heels

No. 1414819

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In short, Katherine is telling her followers that they are ignorant because she knows more than them and what she knows is what is correct.

No. 1414826

Katherine Harlow is a neoliberal twit, larping and gatekeeping as a member of a few marginalized groups. She would nuzzle Tucker Carlson's sweaty sack everyday if she was lucky enough to get his attention and financial tRiBuTe.

No. 1414827

so many buzzwords to say so very little.

Kathy is as adept at performative activism as she is at burlesque. that is, not at all.

No. 1414828

wtf why is she telling people to ask for book recommendations instead of just giving book recommendations kek. oh yeah cause she's just making shit up. that whole post was fluff, she's the most obvious bullshit artist everrrr

No. 1414831


Jesus this is some uncanny valley shit. She has photoshopped the hell out of her face and her tits.

No. 1414843

Trying real hard to make it seem as though she's been 'educated, correct, and Not Ignorant™" for years. She is very obviously a woman that takes on whatever man she's with personality, views, and values because she's only been 'rAdIcAl' since she met the trailer trash druggie and neckbeard commie Frank within the last two years.

It is entertaining though that she wants everyone to listen to marginalized people while shouting over them, doesn't want "identities" to be gatekept while gatekeeping, and people to be "educated" while not providing any resources. That kind of BS is why farmers are nominating her for Favorite Cow.

No. 1414850

Kathy: DO NOT be condescending, rude, or dismissive

Also Kathy:
> does you the favor of educating you or correcting you
> many people are ignorant and liberal
> they think what they've been taught is correct
> they don't have the humility or curiosity
> you likely know very little
> being politically and socially conscious actually requires work

No. 1414856

lol people usually edit the music over the video so it sounds better but she's too lazy to even do that which makes it so much more awkward you're welcome for the free tip, kathy

No. 1414873

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Can someone explain to me why she's leaving her corset unbuttoned? I can't think of one reason.

No. 1414880

I cannot overstate how ghoulish she looks here wtf

No. 1414884

Must be the pasta and macarons doing a number on her.

No. 1414890

My guess is because of how cheap and ill-fitting it is, it come unlatched as soon as she moves.

No. 1414892

I'm curious which political podcasts she listens to now kek

No. 1414893

None lol this bitch loves to namecheck everything so if she was, she would've said which ones

No. 1414898

Shit, wrong post. Meant to reply to >>1414873

No. 1414967

The glitter she put in that ratty wig looks like dandruff ew

No. 1414983

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Katherine has made it very clear that she thinks children should be exposed to kink and sex-play ("alternative relationship models"), so why would she bat an eyelash at posting her corny-ass one-gloved horrorshow on Tiktok? Also why the fuck did she ~encrust~ the palm? I have no idea how much time she sank into this one glove, but holy shit does it look cheaper than just A PAIR OF GLOVES with tasteful details. My favorite part was when she was "sexily" taking off the glove finger by finger as if it's some luxury experience, when all her lazy ass has to offer the world is a half-finished bedazzling project. Keep it up Kath, this is why we love you

No. 1415003

Probably Chapo and Red Scare if anything. Usual suspects for champagne commies

No. 1415012

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Spitting on someone after eating cow crotch with a side of french fries washed down with alcohol. Much luxury. Such fetish.

No. 1415039

the thing where she’s removing the gloves from her fingers looks so stiff and jerky. the whole thing does really. she oozes insecurity, which reveals the whole Me/My Hyperfemme Woke R@dical Domme thing as a shitty money-grubbing LARP.

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Ummm has her rib tat always extended onto her breast like that? Talk about a huge editing mistake.

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kathy finally decided to watch a burlesque 101 video and show off her new skills. good job, kathy!

the wig is fucking horrendous and she looks like one of those troons that wears the creepy rubber face mask and tiddies.

she looks like a nightmare tranny clown

No. 1415111

This is Katherine's version of some other tweet she liked a couple of days ago. The original tweet said something about going on a date with super hot guy, and then making bone broth with her leftovers for her sub kekkk. The "pommes frites" bit is so funny to me, I don't even get why she would include that because literally no one is like "ooo, she said 'pommes frites', so cultured, tres chic!" everyone knows she just means "french fries, except fancy". Like she takes evvvvery opportunity to puff up every little detail as much as possible, she's just so damn phony.

No. 1415122

Her face in motion is creepy! She's a total mouthbreather.
There's a lot of odd details about her outfit, but as if the nipple petals as pasties wasn't weird enough, they're over some weird clear, large rectangular stickers on her boob- probably tape so the petals don't lose their stickiness! Talk about a bad burlesque larp.
She needs a 34a instead of a 34b bra because her cheap nipple petals shouldn't be popping out of her bra like that.
And she can't even take off her 1 Michael Jackson glove properly, wtf. I guess when you have nowhere to larp as a burlesque dancer, you just do it for teens online, right Katie McMahon? So r@d!c@l!

No. 1415170

This beat in both stages and candid photos is terrible. The eyeliner doesn’t work with the eyeshadow doesn’t work with the lipstick doesn’t work with the wig doesn’t go with the brows. She’s painted like a 13-year-old girl in 2011 doing her first attempt at full face makeup with what she can find in her mum’s handbag, and yet she’s asking people to treat her like a professional. Her foundation is also super different to the rest of her body, but despite PSing her boobs and smoothing her face she didn’t even try colour correcting either of them. Sage for OT but every Twitter SW cow would benefit massively from fake tanning. Get a warm-toned spray not too far from your natural skin tone, and then buy any brand’s “beige” or “almond” foundation and they’d look that much better.

No. 1415292

> marginalized people
> "we"

Oh Kathy. You're educated and white, and in what could only be very generously described as "sex work" as a choice. You ain't marginalized. Marginalized people don't quit their museum job because talking about sex at a SEX museum makes them uncomfortable.

Just having whatever vague medical condition you're claiming doesn't make you marginalized. Being a crap burlesque dancer doesn't either, it just makes you a basic white chick.

No. 1415354

what’s with the bruises/marks on her chest?

No. 1415404

I really hope some funny/creative nonny comes up with a term other than "sex worker" for this one because frankly, she does neither.

No. 1415447


Late but I can't believe how bad even the one glove looks. The stoning is atrocious. Even if gluing rhinestones all over a damn glove looked classy and not costumey, they're all different sizes and there doesn't seem to be any clear pattern. It looks like chickenpox. And look at how fat and uneven the finger seams are. Not the pose you'd want to strike if you're pretending your $12 Amazon "silk" gloves are real Cornelia Jameses or something. There's no way that thing is bespoke.

No. 1415454


Anyone can see that this "look" is super disjointed but I keep trying to put my finger on why. I think it's the chaotic mix of styles that do not go together. Extremely trendy hair color (and the wig is sloppy and dried out) with 2014 extremely sharp eyebrows and liner, 2008 metallic lipstick and spider lashes, and early 2000s white eyeshadow and chalky messy "smokey eye" (Kathy pls I'm begging you look up a smokey eye tutorial from this decade, we have much better products now). That's not even touching her cake face, which has never really been "in", but usually the case is that it looks cakey in real life so that it'll photograph well. This is why it looks like she's wearing a rubber mask in the video; there is seriously some "100 layers of makeup" bullshit happening on her face.

I hate this look so much because it violates so many basic makeup rules that are not hard to follow, like picking one statement (eye/lip/cheek) and not using half a bottle of full-coverage foundation and applying it with a trowel. No wonder her pores are so clogged she's asking Twitter for recommendations. Hell, if she would just pick an era and stick to it, she wouldn't look half as much like a hot mess. She thinks it reads Old Hollywood glam and it just absolutely doesn't.

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Everything doesn't go together because she doesn't know wtf she's doing and has no sense of glamorous, fashion, and can't even stone correctly. As other anons said, you're actually not supposed to pick the same size stones and can scatter it throughout since just doing them all side by side would look weird. There doesn't need to be a pattern either. But you can see she's doing a pseudo-pattern by putting a large one surrounded by 5 smaller ones in a cracked out flower, then just scattering the rest throughout. But she doesn't realize that the flower pattern is just making them looked bunched up in each section. If she wanted to do a pattern, she should've made the flowers stand out. The whole point of scattering them is just for a glitter that doesn't stand out too much and just catches the light. And stoning the palm of that cheap glove… oh Katie. Please stop pretending you're a successful pro when you clearly aren't since you have a Gig Salad account. Just take some basic burlesque classes, a stoning class, and be a stage kitten until you've learned enough to pass as a baby burlesque dancer. Everything from her lack of poses and awkward movements screams teenager alone in her bedroom pretending she's a big girl.
She's more like a no sex non-worker.

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For a self-proclaimed burlesque historian she really knows nothing about it, huh? (1/2)

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No. 1415533

Actually though. She can describe herself as a lady of occidental persuasion all she wants, at the end of the day, she’s just another white bitch.

No. 1415534

Penis waitress
Assistant to (the) Regional Boners
Blowjob engineer
Director of Scrote Studies at the University of Get a Real Job

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No. 1415544

I like how she assumes everyone except her is vanilla despite them expressing direct interest in burlesque, which most people understand has ties to other live performance like bdsm, fetish nights, swinger/sex clubs and so on, like burlesque is the vanilla one of those things, but everyone understands the connection of a "sex show" and where that lies among fetish work.
Most normies actually assume burlesque is far more sexual than it is (the audience actually being comprised of gals and gays) so it seems shortsighted to dismiss someone expressing interest in sex/sexual work as a normie vanilla without actually knowing anything about the person.
Sexual exhibitionism is not a requisite part of sex, so we don't know people's lives. Stupid thing among many stupid Kathy things but her distaste for so called "vanilla" people is palpable despite everything she does falling squarely within acceptable social boundaries.

No. 1415551

Kathy doesn't think burlesque is part of sex work because she barely takes off her robe once a month and thinks it's all about the costumes. It's not. Burlesque is a form of stripping and is sexually driven. It's become commercialized and tamed in modern times but OG burlesque was raunchy as hell crossing a lot of lines and it's audience was men. She needs to educate herself better beyond Leslie Zemeckis' books. She is ignorant because she thinks she already knows all there is to know. She thinks what she's been taught is correct, and she doesn't have the humility or the curiosity to further augment what she knows and believes.

No. 1415552

Good god, I cannot believe that she has actually moved on to baldly parroting the criticisms made of her here to make her larp look more authentic (as is the goal in every endeavor of hers). Somehow it's also not at all surprising. This is so vain and delusional. She's so adept at regurgitating anything and everything that is put in front of her, so you would think that she would have been a better fashion/burlesque/history (or whatever she claims to be classically trained in) student, even just a little.

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Lol they are in denial about what burlesque is

No. 1415601

What happened to "No gatekeeping identities. No competitive or comparative suffering. No oppression olympics."

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Did she already forget this interaction with Jo Weldon that is a burlesque dancer that correctly refers to it as stripping and a form of sex work?

No. 1415738

I am once again asking Katherine to define what “vanilla” is and how she knows someone is “vanilla” through one casual conversation / how they look

No. 1415804

She's not aware that most people keep sex private so if they're not wearing fetish gear to the grocery store she thinks they're "vanilla".

No. 1415823

"Whorephobia! must be the new sport in the 2022 oppression olympics

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just because a burlesque isn't a form of prostitution doesn't mean it's not sex work. wonder which sex worker/burlesque performer katherine's jealous of this week to prompt such an obviously triggered subtweet

No. 1415849

See, that’s what’s hilarious. They wanted so bad for sex worker to become an umbrella term and now they’re mad that it doesn’t just mean prostitute.

No. 1415851

From what I’ve seen, just like modern stripping, most burlesque dancers also have things like OF and sugaring going down on the sidelines. As much as I hate the term they are sex workers. Kathy’s narcissism is the only thing about her that shines.

No. 1415857

Lord… Color matching and color theory still apply to stage makeup Kathy. She looks like a cartoon parody of a drag queen.

No. 1416039

NYC burlesque anon here and it's actually not common for full time burlesque dancers to do OF and definitely not sugaring. There is just not enough time. Full time burlesque means Friday and Saturday nights and a Sunday night or matinee show. During the week there's costume repairs, making new costumes, rehearsals, contacting venues and other dancers to work out upcoming show details, finding new venues, new promo pics to take at a photo studio… professional burlesque is truly laborious and easy to get burned out on.
OG burlesque was much more risqué. Stage names came from women being afraid of their families being shamed from using their real names. Burlesque is not the dirty secret anymore. Jo Weldon runs an overpriced burlesque school and used to be a stripper, but she really comes from a pre-Dita era when burlesque was sex work. It's acceptable and women are not ashamed of it at all (yet Katie still uses a stage name to "fit in" with most dancers who create a persona). Hazel Honeysuckle started doing burlesque with us in NYC and now has a burlesque show at the Borgata in Atlantic City.
Regardless of whether you're using the definition of sex work as in exchanging sex for money or sexually explicit acts for money, burlesque now is like theater where showmanship reigns supreme and people casually eat dinner (Duane Park) while watching women dance to a live band playing modern his, under the skillful lighting of a lighting technician.

No. 1416042

NYC burlesque anon here and it's actually not common for full time burlesque dancers to do OF and definitely not sugaring. There is just not enough time. Full time burlesque means Friday and Saturday nights and a Sunday night or matinee show. During the week there's costume repairs, making new costumes, rehearsals, contacting venues and other dancers to work out upcoming show details, finding new venues, new promo pics to take at a photo studio… professional burlesque is truly laborious and easy to get burned out on.
OG burlesque was much more risqué. Stage names came from women being afraid of their families being shamed from using their real names. Burlesque is not the dirty secret anymore. Jo Weldon runs an overpriced burlesque school and used to be a stripper, but she really comes from a pre-Dita era when burlesque was sex work. It's acceptable and women are not ashamed of it at all (yet Katie still uses a stage name to "fit in" with most dancers who create a persona). Hazel Honeysuckle started doing burlesque with us in NYC and now has a burlesque show at the Borgata in Atlantic City.
Regardless of whether you're using the definition of sex work as in exchanging sex for money or sexually explicit acts for money, burlesque now is like theater where showmanship reigns supreme and people casually eat dinner (Duane Park) while watching women dance to a live band playing modern his, under the skillful lighting of a lighting technician.

No. 1416047

It’s still glorified stripping that is sexually charged. You don’t think people were eating dinner watching burlesque way back? Because they were. That’s how it’s always been. Don’t be in denial about what you do especially since you claim you’re not ashamed.

> full time burlesque is three nights during the weekend with errands during the week so no time for OF!!

It takes two seconds to see that even popular dancers have OF accounts come on now lol

No. 1416052

>It’s acceptable and women are not ashamed of it at all
Not you being just like Kathy in thinking that just because something is “acceptable” means that it is not sex work. That’s not how that works. It is sex work by definition of what sex work is. No wonder you get dunked on every time you post.

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You’re really going to come onto lolcow and try to pass picrel, which is very recent from Duane Park’s Instagram page, off as just a dinner show of women dancing to a live band with ~skillful lighting~? Try again. It’s inherently sexual and is a form of erotic dancing as well as exploitation. You can try to wrap it up in a Swarovski bow but a spade is still a spade.

No. 1416181

Kek That's a lot of copium to say you do crafts and strip less than part time.

Burlesque dancers are strippers without a club to hire them because they dont fit the menu for average moid consumption. Without the feathers, it's still a women writhing her uncoordinated 'derriere' on sticky floor in a gstring glue gunned with ~real crystal~ svarkoffskies.

Their narcissism can't handle when their need to objectify themselves gets criticised - "muh expression is activism with hours of research, spaghetti, and skillful light technicians"

No. 1416215

Anon, the best thing you could do if you love burlesque is to not try to defend it here because only other burlesque anons are going to agree with you. Everyone else is gonna dunk on you. Just enjoy how bad Kathy is at it without trying to defend the honor of dancing in a g-string and pasties with paragraph-long spergs.

No. 1416220

burlesque anons are truly the nlogs of the sex work industry

No. 1416249

Samefag but also the last place I would want to bring up a respected collegue’s name is on lolcow.

No. 1416357

Total waste of time arguing with burlesque anon, unless you enjoy reading spergy walls of text about "muh lighting" and other "wE'rE nOt StRiPpErs, iT's KLasSy" NLOG bullshit.

No. 1416404

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these chickenshit vague-posts from "DOMMES" are sending me, grow a pair and @ someone you weak bitches twitter findom is so fucking cringe there should be a thread for it

No. 1416479

burlesque will always be in the same category of subculture cringe as steampunk, literal medieval LARPing, rockabilly and board games

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yep. gentrified and diluted as it may be in its modern form, burlesque is still sexual in nature. that's the whole point of it. Kathy seems to think flashy costumes, wigs and makeup are what makes burlesque, but really its the sex. its stripping, not a drag queen show.
i think its important to remember how recently burlesque involved a lot more than slipping off your ~encrusted~ clown gloves and seductively winking at your audience of overenthusiastic fat women yassqueening you.
this is a screenshot from facebook page "Humans of New York"'s interview with ex-burlesque performer Tanqueray, who recalls what sort of things happened on stage as recently as the 70s. far from glamorous or empowering.

No. 1416505

Very interesting, thanks for sharing. They have several interviews with her that are very eye-opening. Really puts things into perspective…. Kathy is encouraging dancers to preserve their "history" by keeping their costumes yet doesn't even touch on the real history.

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No. 1416531

obviously saging for sperging about stripper history, but i genuinely recommend reading about these 60s and 70s burlesque performers like monica kennedy and their acts, if anyone wants to understand burlesque better. it was not about being a "graceful and delicate luxury pet" or whatever Kathy calls herself. just sex, defined by whatever moral decency laws reigned at the time, like using pasties to get around the nipple-exposure law. modern "burlesque" is historical larping and a nostalgic revival of 40s-50s burlesque, that has evolved into a subculture of its own. but historical burlesque from the past? stripping. increasingly more explicit with the advent of the sexual revolution and loosening of moral standards in society, until it evolved into the pleaser-heel-clad pole dancing we think of today. if you think about it, the "normal" strippers of today have more in common with past burlesque performers than hobbyist modern burlesque dancers.
either way, Kathy doesn't seem to care.

No. 1416557

>Insuring my costume
I’ve always wondered where the ”confidence” of cows like her comes from, have they truly convinced themselves or is this more LARPing? Also notice the lack of her moronic capitalisation

No. 1416658

Didn't she just get that robe? Claimed it was from a "fan" too. I tried looking for the tweet but I can't find it anymore, something smells fishy.

No. 1416738

The pink one is the new one but the grey- sorry, powder lavender one is probably what’s she’s talking about.

No. 1416739

She had collarbones a couple of months ago, right? How many wheels of 80$ cheese did she go through? Also, why re-stone a bra that clearly doesn't fit?

No. 1416820

She looks so fat and stumpy here like a little fat baby kek

No. 1416862

The gray one is a Secrets in Lace robe. It's advertised as silver and is $200

No. 1416869

Nta, but you guys are sounding like bitter af literal assholes to an anon that might actually be doing well in burlesque and not just be a phony like Kathy. This is the same few anons trying to "dunk" on burlesque because Kathy will read it and be "put in her place". Median Noche who an anon posted is a seductive performer, but I can personally tell you that burlesque NOW, not in the 70s, is nothing like it used to be. I go to NYC burlesque shows and they're mostly women and gays. They're not selling sex, but sensuality.
Anon was pointing out that it doesn't matter if you call it sex work or not since it's all just opinions and everyone has them. It's much more about costumes and dance, with many girls coming from theater and even dancers from Disney cruise ships.
I'd rather have real burlesque anons on here dUnKiNg on Kathy than you bitter bitches.

No. 1416878

> I go to NYC burlesque shows and they're mostly women and gays. They're not selling sex, but sensuality.
It figures. What’s the issue? Burlesqanon is free to sperg all she wants and the other nonas are free to comment on her sperging as they see fit.
> I'd rather have real burlesque anons on here dUnKiNg on Kathy than you bitter bitches.
Who fucking cares what you specifically want?

No. 1416898

Are you lost? Do you not know what site you're on?
>They're mostly women and gays
>They're not selling sex, but sensuality
Cope harder. Sensuality is sexuality. Burlesque is a form of erotic dance that exploits the female form whether you like it or not. Stop living in la la land.

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Anon, stop. It takes one scroll on the woman’s both you and the other anon mention Instagram to find that what she does is not simply “seductive”; it’s her mimicking sex acts on stage. She’s is doggy position and groping her breasts in vidrel. The next two videos she’s taking of her bra and panties and grinding. That is sex. That is sexual. Just because people aren’t shoving hot dogs into a vagina current day doesn’t mean it’s not. Doesn’t matter what the crowd composition is either; something women and gay men watch can still be sexual. I know that's real hard for some of you to grasp.

Someone relaying the history of burlesque from an OG dancer is not being an "asshole" or "bitter bitch". Are you going to call Tanqueray a bitter bitch? You have women on stage in current day large productions cough cough DVT and Gia pretending to masturbate with a shower head as well as mimicking sexual acts while having OnlyFans accounts and escorting/sugaring cough cough Mosh. Every burlesque act has sexual components. It's literally in the description of what burlesque is. Seems a few of you here are in serious denial about what you do/the type of entertainment you consume. It’s not a broadway production of Wicked. Do some reflection.

No. 1417058

Okay lemme make sure I got this right… takes clothes off on stage, no nudity, no sex, audience doesn't touch the performer, and "mimicking sex" by touching yourself = stripper = sex worker, right?
Wow, Britney Spears is one of the highest paid sex workers/strippers of all time! No wonder why parents don't want their kids watching MTV! And the SuperBowl allowed a sex worker/stripper like Janet Jackson to perform!
And Tanqueray's assessment of 70s burlesque is relevant now, too? Wow, why do women even need an OF if they're getting paid $10k a week?! Mosh posts pinup style pictures on OF and doesn't do any sex acts nor does she have a sugar daddy, but she's definitely relevant to this derailed conversation somehow because she's a burlesque dancer and fetish model aka sex worker/stripper!
I'm so glad you guys are dUnKiNg on Kathy so she can now proudly call herself a sex worker like she's always dreamed of since childhood.
I've always wondered where the ultra-conservative women were on Lolcow and now I know they're all right here, dUnKiNg on the sinners!
Since you all clearly want to exist in this insular world that is dUnKiNg on burlesque and using conservative talking points instead of focusing on dUnKiNg on the cow, you might want to rename the next thread to something like "Conservative Anons Dunking on Themselves #1". That way the rest of us could laugh at Kathy while you 3-5 anons talk about the sex workers featured on MTV.(burlesque sperging)

No. 1417059

You must really be grasping at straws to be comparing singers to burlesque artists. There's a definition of sex work upthread. Burlesque is sex work. Please stop derailing, you can always take this dumbass argument to any other thread in /ot/ and I'm sure you'd have people excited to entertain it, but this isn't the place.

No. 1417062

Good job stroking Kathy's ego by putting Median Noche in her thread as if they're similar in any way.
Judging from the samefag language, there's actually only 3 anons bitter about the sin that is burlesque. At least 1 of you 3 also seems to be very insecure about successful women in burlesque. But I guess these sex worker strippers are making $10k according to the gospel of Tanqueray while she was speaking about what burlesque was like in the 70s.

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Ntayrt but here's the legal definition of sexually explicit and you and the other couple of anons are basically calling a lot of performers sex workers. It's pretty hypocritical to say pop stars aren't sex workers/strippers because they're singers depicting and singing about sexual acts, but dancers are sex workers/strippers because you don't consider it dancing. You and other anons trashing on burlesque anons for having a viewpoint on their professions that differ from your own should take your advice and go to /ot/ because you're really dunking on yourselves at this point.
I don't do burlesque or watch burlesque and even I can see how hypocritical you are.(derailing)

No. 1417085

All of this bullshit is /ot/ . You're derailing shit because it's more important to you to trash burlesque anons than laugh at Kathy the Clown who will now really believe she's an oppressed disabled stripper. Good going, retards.

No. 1417114

Honestly who gives a shit what Kathy thinks though

No. 1417115

Can we please make burlesque sperging a bannable offense? Kek

No. 1417325

> takes clothes off on stage
> = stripper
Yes retard taking clothes off on stage is stripping.That is what stripping is. Pop stars doing it is also stripping; Madonna dedicated a whole tour or two to it. You do realize that not every woman in a strip club lets people touch her, right? Or that not every strip club is full nude? Sounds like some Whorearchy and coping going on here.

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No. 1417339

Can we please make infighting and derailing a bannable offense?
Oh wait.
I came into this thread now hoping for some hilarity and I just see dumb anons bashing anons who actually are in burlesque.
And who cares what Kathy thinks? Really anon? I guess if it doesn't matter what she thinks, there's no point in any of us being here. Let's let her frame her tassels to keep her own history alive and let this thread die. You anti-burlesque anons aren't even laughing at a cow, but an entire industry of men and women. You 3 are the Bitter Burlesque Brigade and I'm a total outsider just here to laugh at a cow.

No. 1417351

How badly are you trying to derail to double down on mainstream pop women being strippers and sex workers?! You're coping with some low self esteem if you're assuming someone like me who's never done any kind of stripping or sex work can't see past your embarrassing behavior. Gtfo of this thread and take your derailing idiots so the rest of us can laugh at the cow. Your behavior is far more cringey than Kathy McMahon's.

No. 1417353

You started it with the popstars lol calm your tits minimod

No. 1417357

Your reading comprehension is as bad as your logic

No. 1417358

No one is reading all that chief

No. 1417362

"You started it" says enough for me to know that logic is useless against idiocy
Take your bullshit out of here

No. 1417370

Stop trying to minimod just because you don't like that burlesque is stripping lol

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Jesus Christ stop with the in-fighting, no one cares.

I wonder why she is listing the careers she is larping. She is probably trying to get exposure on Twitter but is too stupid to figure out how to properly do it.

No. 1417397

She really has no clue like she replies to own tweets with it kek that’s not how twitter works

No. 1417411

First time in here and I heard about this thread from another anon that does burlesque. I have a funny audition video Katherine sent in i wanted to share but after seeing how many anti burly anons are here I'll just see my way out

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No please do! We would all appreciate the laugh.

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Some costume inspiration for the burlyfags kek I hope Kathy does do something and uses the same fake money Shayna did

No. 1417572

Read site rules before dry squirting on here for attention.

No. 1417629

Y’all corny af

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Severing bird woman realness on this fine Friday night

No. 1417661

that necklace is criminally hideous. the whole look is painful but that necklace is cursed enough to spontaneously induce goiter. this girl is blind.

No. 1417669

Does she not own any other dresses?

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the #1 way we know she's broke is she hasn't gotten a nose job. this pose really highlights her male pattern balding hairline and fivehead too.

No. 1417713

Christ, can anybody explain why that earring looks like its holding on for dear life?

Look at our one and only Subbie Mistress, all collared up and ready to absolutely Dominate in her mismatched purple (eyeshadow?) and dated metallic walmart Hard Candy liquid lippe KEK.

No. 1417763

Speaking of that… I possibly posted the caps in the first thread but when she was going hard with her “dollification” shit she listed off wanting an upturned nose job and breast implants. She went to the consultation for the tits and chickened out. Nose job she stopped talking about after but honestly her face would not benefit from one. Especially an upturned one like she wanted. She’d straight up look like a pig.

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She is so lazy. Also looks like she deleted >>1417655 lol

No. 1417783

>wanders into the Kathy thread when I haven't checked it for a few days
>burlesque fans/artists sperging out about whether it's sex work or not, not even talking about Kathy

Please, girls.
>I go to NYC burlesque shows and they're mostly women and gays. They're not selling sex, but sensuality.

I think this is kinda the point, men don't go there to jack off, there's a lot more intense and sexual things they can spend their money on than burlesque, which is more of a pretentious niche of #notliketheotherstrippers, it's not that deep

No. 1417840

These "burlesque anons" are just as bad as the camgirl anons that love to shit up the old camgirl threads. kek

Kathy honey, consider some bangs. Is her real hair even thick enough to hide her unfortunate hairline or do you think she'd end up with a combover sort of situation?

No. 1417929

I don’t know, or care to know, the history of burlesque but current day “artists” all look like podgy homely women who aren’t sexy enough to make any money in actual strip clubs. Their bodies couldn’t take the scrutiny that real strippers endure. If strippers are the Britney Spears of sex work then current day burlesque “artists” are the drunk aunties singing at the karaoke bar. This site is for laughing at deluded people, if you are a deluded people then maybe you shouldn’t come here and hurt your own feelings.

No. 1418004

a boob job would have been hilarious because then she'd fit even worse into her costumes. she's got such a teenage boy body it would look like two tomatoes thrown at a fencepost. the nose job and some flattering bangs are what she desperately need. her recovery arc would be as funny as momokun's $30k nose job with "no bruising".

No. 1418073

Ask me how I can tell you are a winemom tryina get the spark back in your deadroom with a groupon burlesque course.

No. 1418082

She's balding.
Wears aliexpress clothes modded with aliexpress shit.
Got fat.
Makeup got even worse.
>2022 goin good so far

No. 1418103

iirc she also wanted a hairline lowering procedure. I wish I had a screenshot of her original ~dollification wishlist~ because it started out long and specific (ie “fairy-like nose”, “teardrop-shaped c-cup implants”) and got more tame over time as she chickened out of everything and now she doesn’t even mention it anymore.

No. 1418108

Tinfoil sperg, but I am really starting to believe that the derailers totally hating on burlesque without even relating it to Katie in any way could possibly be Katie herself trying to kill the thread and take the heat off herself. She's said before how burlesque is the cattiest industry she's ever had the "displeasure" to (not) be a part of, she just posted looking for bookings the day after a burlesque anon came in here and said they had an audition video of hers… it seems to me like a very Katie move to trash burlesque anons to try to get the one or 2 burlesque haters to be so shitty to the entire industry of burlesque so any burlesque anons bounce. I really think she's in here playing anons like this >>1418073 to get them to put down any burlesque anon without even relating it to Katie in any way. That way the couple of absolute burlesque haters just constantly make digs at burlesque so anyone in here that can out Katie even more fucks off before they can drop us any real milk.
I could be wrong, but she seems manipulative enough, we know she reads here and isn't liked by anyone in NYC burlesque judging from the anons in here from that community, and she wouldn't be the first cow to do that tactic. Plus she then gets to anonymously hate on real industry women and pretend she has people in here on her side.

No. 1418113

Does "teardrop shaped" mean an attempt to make implants seem natural? All I'm envisioning is Katie with droopy tits which would accentuate her hooked beak really nicely.

No. 1418119

Kek at you really thinking strippers aren't pudgy and homely or that successful burlesque dancers look worse than strippers. They don't all look like doughy Kathy

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Hoo boy, I feel like I'm seeing the start of some Shayna cottage cheese thighs in that vid. Kathy really is getting pudgy.

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The super short and adamant no seem quite sus

No. 1418317

Kek that's not Kathy. That's one of the "not Kathy's" hating on Median Noche who won Miss Exotic World several years ago. Kathy wishes she knew anyone even invited to that competition.

No. 1418321

Kathy can't even figure out how to dance, let alone do floorwork, let alone even audition at Duane Park. And even if she could figure out how to fill in for someone for 1 night at Duane Park, she'd sue the company for sexual harrassment since someone that works there is infamous for that.

No. 1418327

That kind of total derailing is why I wouldn't be surprised if Katie slipped in with the anti-burlesque anons. Median Noche has nothing to do with Katie nor does Duane Park. Katie trying to keep the focus on other burlesque bitches or venues- anything other than herself

No. 1418522

>won Miss Exotic World
Lol but sure it’s “hating on” and wrong to call burlesque a form of exotic dancing

No. 1418523

You do realize the only reason that other woman was posted was buecause “NYC burlesque anon” brought her up? It wasn’t “anti-burlesque anons”. Y’all are weird.

No. 1418526

File: 1642312407466.jpeg (808.79 KB, 1242x1511, C064BBD5-6922-4EA5-9DE1-96C381…)

Scammy Kathy was just re-selling the white hat she bought from the person on instagram… What kind of fuckery is this?

No. 1418528

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She truly is lazy. You’re not a creative genius like she pretends to be if you have to ask your followers/peers where to get work and what content to put out.

No. 1418604

Nothing Kathy does is dancing or exotic so this is irrelevant

No. 1418750

I wrote one of these posts and I can promise you I’d starve to death before I’d beg sweaty trannies and mentally Ill women to buy me cheese. I have dignity, the only way I’d embarrass myself that way would be if I had kids to feed.


Lmao I love it for her that the man she sponges off of buys too many funko pops to be able to buy her cheap tacky hats.

No. 1418999

You are giving her too much credit. She is not that smart.

No. 1419109

File: 1642369356797.jpeg (20.69 KB, 640x1138, 1.jpeg)

She asks for interaction, ideas, and "motivation" almost daily and then pulls this. Perhaps don't ask your followers things like >>1418528 if you're just going to get mad they reply. What a cunt. (1/4)

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No. 1419113

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No. 1419114

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No. 1419126

Because she herself is most of these things or?

No. 1419128

She is all of those things, but tells herself otherwise so that she can believe she's different

No. 1419129

>Kathy larps as a domme which makes her not vanilla!
straight people
>Kathy is definitely straight since no gay woman could touch her scrotes of choice willingly
>Kathy's politics are just copy pasted from wherever she thinks makes her look cool, no actual strong beliefs in either direction
>Pretty sure she doesn't know what this means unless this is a sincere request for autistic (will wrote you 1000 words on a topic of interest) and adhd folk (will make friends with you, and then forget they even messaged you five hours later)
In summary if you are like Kathy do not message Kathy(!)

No. 1419138

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There was also this but she deleted it. I wonder if she couldn't handle the attention she asked for kek. Kathy is my favourite cow because she tries to put on a grand show but then always contradicts herself… What happened to wanting to find work, community and no gate keeping?

No. 1419144

Hopefully someone called her out on how creepy and fetishistic it is that she’s doing a casting call for token marginalized “friends.”

No. 1419145

I first doubted it until I looked back at all the posts hating burlesque anons and i now support this tinfoil. There's 1 or 2 legitimate anons ranting about burlesque but some posts egging them on or just bitching about burlesque with nothing about Kathy are extremely sus. I know anons are ashamed that they share similar ideas as a cow and I'm not going to catch a hi cow ban but i definitely see some posts that are similar to language she's used or things she's said.

No. 1419163

I am once again, for the hundredth time, asking Kathy to explain how she knows someone is kinky, queer, radical, or neurodivergent because you do not (typically) unless they have it in their bios. She wants privacy and consent; does she expect people to open every message to her with “I’m autistic and gay”?

No. 1419203

But be sure to pay tribute first!

No. 1419216

She didn't get fat, she just stopped looking anorexic, has neither muscle nor fat (despite doing 'physically exhausting' stripper-adjacent sex work, unless her view of burlesque has really changed. She has so few true convictions that it is just hard to tell), and desperately does not understand how to wear clothes that are flattering on her (boyish) body. Her lack of both taste and an eye for detail are a part of why she's interesting to gawk at.

There is enough retardation shitting up the thread as it is. Go to Shayna's thread if you want to kvetch about fat girls kek.

No. 1419228

File: 1642381823021.jpg (23.29 KB, 547x128, copium.jpg)

And they've all been dirty deleted, I'm surprised they stayed up as long as they did. Do y'all think she goes out of her way to search up tweets like this?

No. 1419234


Are you okay anon? There are multiple anons saying she has ballooned up. It's pretty obvious by her pictures.

No. 1419257

So no one messaged her, and her cover story is that she's too cool for the kind of people she attracts. I mean, not the most flattering lie but ok.

No. 1419263

Everyone can see that Kathy's supply far exceeds the demand and she hardly puts anything out, but ok Kathy, you're the one rejecting everyone. It's dumb stuff like this that makes her my favorite cow.

No. 1419343

She really has herself trying to believe that she is ~mysterious~ and ~an enigma~ when she has put most of her bland personality out there in attempts to look more accomplished and interesting than she is. You can dirty delete all you want but the internet never forgets.

No. 1419484

nta, but are ya'll bonerattlers or something? She's def put on weight, but she's hardly anywhere near fat yet. Give it another year and she might blimp up like big shaynus did. Would make for lots of new fun "muh oppression" posts in regards to fat shaming. kek

No. 1419597

she visibly fattened up. If you can't see it… ouch. I feel like your reply has more to do with how you percieve yourself than kathy…
>ib4 hit the gym fattie-chan

No. 1419617

It's obvious she gained weight but she's not fat yet. There's enough to laugh at with Katherine without making shit up like she does, anon.

No. 1419654

It looks worse/noticeable on Kathy because she has zero muscle tone from sitting around smoking weed and pretending to be an expensive prostitute on her phone all day. If she did literally anything (like, I don't know, dancing?), she'd have some muscle tone in there which would be an improvement.

No. 1419731

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No one is asking her for NFTs aside from maybe possibly the crypto-bros who go into the DMs of every “content creator” they can find to try to enlist them

No. 1419902

This reminds me of how I like to say "Everyone knows…" before I say something I definitely just made up. Between this and the failed cry for friendship I gotta wonder what's next in the "Katherine Pretending To Be Popular" series. Will it be
>buying followers
>tagging people who are too big to even respond to her; cite her tag as evidence of a personal relationship
>photobombing other dancers and reposting photos like she's in the group

No. 1419923

File: 1642452968425.jpeg (61.52 KB, 640x1138, 268B9194-FC6C-414E-AADF-D2E137…)

The jokes write themselves at this point

No. 1419925

File: 1642453008706.jpeg (55.94 KB, 640x1138, FB755499-848E-42D2-BAFF-DFAD35…)

Katherine Luther King

No. 1419929

>bed burlesque
more like snooze-fest, amirite ladies

No. 1419936

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No. 1419938

The neckbeard must’ve started ranting about “liberals” recently

No. 1419951

She’s too poor to buy followers. Imagine asking for reimbursement for it kek cheap bitch

No. 1419985

What the actual fuck. Her confusion about trying to be the ultimate in capitalism but also hero of the proles is always funny but NFTs? In this attempt at context? Pretending that people are asking her when no-one even gives a shit she exists? Again I say, what the actual fuck lmao

No. 1420049

Given what a scam artist she is, this post makes it incredibly obvious that she doesn't understand NFTs. Very like her to try claim the moral route when she is otherwise totally out of her element and has no idea what she's talking about. But nice hat trick Katherine, pretending to 1. understand NFTs, 2. have people interested in your production of them, 3. infer you're an artist. I guess 4.) implying there's any situation where she wouldn't grift someone is just a bonus.

No. 1420262

>baby pink, baby blue, and white
afab transgirl saga incoming?

No. 1420285

File: 1642491420068.jpg (709.16 KB, 971x3843, Screenshot_20220118-023309_Sam…)

She couldn't find a job so she went to a website that is a "community" for the chronically ill that offers speakers and classes and twice a month "movement classes" and she's going to… teach how to do burlesque. But in bed. For 25 pounds (didn't look up what the US equivalent cost is).
What a retarded vIsIoNaRy.

No. 1420481

$34 for what? Learning how to take a bra off in bed? The whole website seems a scam anyways; makes sense they'd gravitate towards Katherine.

No. 1420725

File: 1642538353900.jpeg (84.06 KB, 640x1138, 910ACB88-9E65-4E33-8128-951403…)

Katherine why would you post this?!??

No. 1420731

Damn, I thought I was in Shay's thread for a second. What is this angle? If you tilt the picture to the right she looks like a fat apple shaped troon wearing aliexpress garters. Kathy couldn't take a nice photo of herself if her life depended on it.

No. 1420736


does she do hard drugs like Luna? because I'm hitting the bong rn and this shit looks terrible. Weirdly pale, scrawny little twig thighs with the weird pouch, really showing off tht inverted triangle figure.

I see this pose all the time on Tumblr but I've never seen some make it look this unappealing

No. 1420742

When I saw this I thought it was a photo of a MTF

No. 1420752

Ew it literally looks like your dad trying on moms ol lingerie

No. 1420766

File: 1642541306355.jpeg (81.05 KB, 640x1138, 271936079_663746404655208_5212…)

How is her makeup getting worse? For a ~uwu hyperfemme living doll~ she doesn't know shit about beauty/aesthetics.

No. 1420768

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No. 1420770

That wink makes it look like she needs medical attention kek

No. 1420774

I will never understand why she doesn't pluck her eyebrows.

No. 1420778

File: 1642541743057.jpg (297.34 KB, 878x1116, Screenshot_20220118-163425_Sam…)

There is no way she isn't retarded

No. 1420788

File: 1642542184279.jpg (10.76 KB, 300x278, 200804_lucille (1).jpg)

No disrespect to Jessica Walter whatsoever but all I could think of was the Lucille Bluth wink

No. 1420789

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No. 1420791

She's just as dumb as one too lol it's uncanny

No. 1420825

File: 1642544217786.jpeg (380.2 KB, 1524x2048, FJaouSPWUAMuOOH.jpeg)

So uh, did she mess up her attempt to photoshop her tits? Wtf is going on there?

No. 1420827

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This is the first time I've seen this… thing, but she's giving me bigtime medieval-forehead-plucking-for-beauty vibes.

No. 1420845

Does she have really bad teeth or something? Why else would she always do the same unflattering closed-mouth expressions?

No. 1420873

File: 1642547908325.jpeg (488.15 KB, 1169x2046, 1631025786337.jpeg)

Not that bad but she's obviously self-conscious about it.

No. 1420905

She has pasties with dangling beads. One strand of the beads got caught on the square tape she uses to affix the pasties. She is too lazy or doesn't care enough to fix this before photographing.

No. 1420926

it's been deleted kek

No. 1420954


That's exactly what I thought of too anon!

That or it looks like she photoshopped it poorly.

No. 1421018

I see it now lol we’ve seen her infected heart shaped nips and there wasn’t much so why use such large adhesive for pasties? Everything she does just seems off.

No. 1421195

She wears self-adhesive nip petals, so I'm thinking since her crusty ass eNcRuStEd them in cheap rhinestones, she's putting tape on over her nips so the pasties can be reused over and over for her performing alone in her bedroom. She's not getting dressed up for actual gigs so she probably thinks she's "prolonging" their life so her "history will not be erased again"!

No. 1421208

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Once again making the death of a black person all about herself. At least add some niceties to mask your narcissism better.

No. 1421312

Don't you KNOW she's so totally rad!cal and communist that she wants the middle class to redistribute their wealth to her so she can appear high class with overpriced capitalist designer brands? Of course it's all about dead black men stepping aside to make her white woman pitchy voice heard!

No. 1421427

aka she's too broke to by more

No. 1421569

File: 1642616598365.jpg (133.19 KB, 720x955, Screenshot.jpg)

Kathy will retweet compliments about herself and even someone else's GoFundMe for endometriosis but can't be bothered to do the same for her sub's cry for help, how sad.

No. 1421594

File: 1642617434172.jpg (119.74 KB, 720x617, Screenshot2.jpg)

I found this gem too. Like I get she's larping but it's really rich coming from someone who claims they were in a years long abusive relationship and a victim of domestic violence.

No. 1421788

Not even an RIP just a non-story about herself wow

No. 1421798

Her "sub" can't be that broken hearted if she's only seeking "silent sends" from "$femmebitchesonly"
I thought that was her pay info but I Googled it and it's some other girl's Cashapp account. Kek

No. 1421824

File: 1642629249329.jpg (138.67 KB, 1620x960, 3screenshots.jpg)

Stitched together the latest 3 screenshots of vagueposting and hypocrisy. If being nice is free, admitting you'll block just about anyone is pretty ugly.

No. 1421840

Did she forget how she was a bitch and publicly dragged another dancer for suggesting she should take classes? What a narc.

No. 1421857

People don’t want their kids watching MTV you complete fucking autist. And people lost their shit about how sexual Brittany’s performances were when she was younger. Some politician’s wife made headlines when she said she literally wanted to shoot her because she found her performances so sexually offensive. So…yeah, super weird example.

No. 1421863

It's her lol she's pulling a Kathy and pretending to be a sub and a domme

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