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No. 720376

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:
>>699819

No. 720378

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every day i view images

No. 720383

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>>720378

I love clicking website

No. 720422

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me irl

No. 720423

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No. 720426

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fucking fuck fucking fuck you fucker fucking fuck retard fucktard fuckl

No. 720438

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No. 720540

>>720438
Terry probably fucks hard despite him being just a bundle of lines

No. 720541

bih there were still ~50 posts till hitting post limit in the previous thread

No. 720587

>>720423
keiichi-kun's furry seal vs keiichi-kun's DUMP TRUCK

No. 720589

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benis

No. 720596

>>720589
B E N I S

No. 720608

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No. 720630

>>720589
whenever anyone tells me they're in a bad mood or whatever i'll be sure to hit them with the 'it's because of your gender issues, right?' kek

No. 720718

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>>720540
this soundtrack slaps so hard, you just know that Terry is going to get them.

No. 720724

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How to convert 2d to 3d

No. 720728

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>>720724
here you go bitch, go get that husbando

No. 720732

>>720728
yay!!!!!!!!!

No. 720822

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I just want all of us to be well and live to 100. I want healthy and safe offline communities where people help each other thrive in person in real life. I want all of us to thrive as much as possible and master all obstacles some of which are our own demons. Good health to all of you, see you in 72 years

No. 720825

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>>720541
why don't you fill them up with your complaining desu

No. 720829

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Cactaur

No. 720834

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Can Paulie has cracker?

No. 720835

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>>720834

No. 720836

>>720829
those are dicks

No. 720848

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>>720836
shut fuck

No. 720884

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gurls….. who wants some

No. 720891

most men don't know where the lovage is but me, I paid attention in anatomy

No. 720894

I want Drake to murder my lovage

No. 720895

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>>720835
Th-thank you-u

No. 720903

File: 1611438527653.jpeg (Spoiler Image,21.22 KB, 259x194, E29D3A84-EEEE-4859-9969-DF696B…)

Uh, so, I think I broke my lovage?

No. 720905

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>>720829

No. 720909

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>>720822
that's really cute ! good health to you too anon !

No. 720912

>>720905
Mantaur

No. 720918

You are all problematic for reinforcing the belief that bioessentialism isn't normalized in our society!

No. 720947

>>720905
now this is what I'm talm bout

No. 720950

>>720903
woman your lovage is butifel …. nothing wrong with a bush … pls show more lovage …

No. 720960

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>>720540
>>720718
Terry time

No. 720968

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SKIDMARKS
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>>720768
>>720788
>>720799
>>720817

No. 720976

>>720968
nirbana

No. 720984

>>720968
Kurt Cobain was a Hollywood gaylord if nirvana were in their prime now they'd be hanging out with the kardashians and the vlog squad.

No. 721001

>>720984
his face looks skidmarked

No. 721011

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No. 721018

My cat's meow doesn't sound like meow, it sound like "peep"

No. 721021

>>721018
There is a cat outside my building that always meows like a bird I mean it goes meow but not normal cat single meow, but costantly meow meow meow meow meow like a weird bird call, it really angers me because I always go outside to look if I can see it and I haven't seen it yet

No. 721045

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stalker sarah says hi
new thread! new thread!

No. 721053

>>721045
Who the hell is even that

No. 721061

Can girls am want to fucking coom or is sexist

No. 721067

>>721061
>>721045
Wat

No. 721070

I'm dropping hints that I am want to fucking coom

No. 721071

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this is the hand of Adam driver

No. 721072

>>721061
cooming is good anon. Doesn't necessarily make you a coomer. Like using reddit doesn't make you a redditor

No. 721083

>>720960
is terry the new guy/thing everybody wants to fuck?

No. 721087

>>721071
Yet i have so little holes for him

No. 721096

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shut


the fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant take it anymo re. chunky cheese is real and he FUCKED MY WIFE.

No. 721111

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The obyramid is the most rare card in the dimension, according to many within the community.

No. 721112

>>721083
bruh i thought this was about terry a davis

No. 721118

>>721097
what no way

No. 721181

>>721108
he literally looks like a shrimpy middle schooler named like Nathan or something whose pants are always 3 inches too short at the ankles and doesn't eat anything but cheese sticks and blue Gatorade

No. 721182

>>721108
cringe

No. 721190

>>721187
anon your attempt at switching the pronouns needed some proof-reading

No. 721200

>>721190
Levi is genderfluid, respect them you singlet

No. 721203

my day be so fine then i remember ill never have a hot priest bf

No. 721204

>>721203
same

No. 721209

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SINGLETS GET LOBOTOMIZED

No. 721224

>>721200
keekkkkkk+

No. 721243

>>721200
Tard bait

No. 721267

>>721097
speak for yourself, I would fuck THE HELL out of Terry!

No. 721268

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>>721111
What if I do this anon ?

No. 721282

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>>721268
no dont u dare!!!

No. 721311

>>721282
Sometimes moomin looks so nightmare fuelish.

No. 721343

I feel like Michel Scott, all my friends with babies are posting photos of them enjoying their first snow and I just want to sniff all the babies heads. I hate lockdown

No. 721347

>>721268
Thought someone was getting out a PSG condom from a wallet. Wtf is this shit.

No. 721424

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I scrolled by this pic of Thomas Brodie-Sangster and deadass thought he was some elfin butch lesbian

No. 721426

>>721424
He looks like what David Spade thinks he probably still looks like

No. 721427

>>721424
I thought so too for the right pic also wtf his irises are huge

No. 721429

what if doja cat transphobic

No. 721477

>>721429
Then I'll like her again.

No. 721538

>>721429
who cares

No. 721575

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Y'all gals need to simmer the fuck down and get retarded. No fighting, only stupid No fighting, only stupidNo fighting, only stupidNo fighting, only stupid~~~~~~~

No. 721653

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When the imposter is sus

No. 721668

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>>721083
Wait people actually want to bang Terry??!?!?

No. 721684

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sometimes I hate that I was born to suffer without my permission, but also the world needs more big booty bitches like me, so tbh my parents did society a favor

No. 721727

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This is what I look like when I eat peanut butter pretzel nuggets (salty pillows)

No. 721731

>>721727
slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

No. 721735

>>721071
this reminds me of the time I got banned on /tv/ for my porn of Kylo Ren

No. 721737

>>721727
I thought this was a parasite

No. 721741

>>721737
No, that movie was a bit longer

No. 721747

>>721737
It’s a healthy pangolin

No. 721761

>>721735
Post it at the AD thread

No. 721853

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No. 721858

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>>721853

No. 721860

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Sorry Link. I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, m m m, RICHER!

No. 721864

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>>721858

No. 721867

>>721864
gay

No. 721879

>>721867
no way in hell rolf wasn't a closeted homo. ed was bi but jimmy straight and probably grew up to like muscle girl femdom

No. 721881

>>721879
rolf ain't even closeted, he's just rolf and he does whatever the fuck he wants, king shit

No. 721885

>>721881
gay icon

No. 721887

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>>721885

No. 721889

>>721879
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw jimmy as straight

No. 721893

>>721887
ed is also a bicon. remember when he wanted to go on a date with eddy in that valentine's day episode?

No. 721897

I'm the faceapp retard and I kinda want to make a faceapp thread in /m/ where farmers just randomly merge people together. it probably won't work though

no anons we wouldn't have to show our faces, we'd just be posting the weirdest morphs we can make, I find the app fascinating

No. 721898

>>721889
jimmy is now Sarah's malewife

No. 721905

>>721897
Is this the anon who made those face merging people with weird political made up country lore? If not, I'm in, if yes, I will hurt your feelings.

No. 721906

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>>721889
>>721893
>>721898
based opinion

No. 721908

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Baddest bitches. Literally took the "trailer trash" trope and embraced that shit. Such chef's kiss.

No. 721910

>>721908
i love them

No. 721911

>>721905
No, that was not me. I mostly just like merging my face with celebrities or merging random people together, famous or not. It would also be funny to see cows merged with one another as well, but I haven't tried that yet

No. 721912

>>721908
god marie was #goals

No. 721922

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>>721912

No. 721988

created the faceapp thread for any interested dumbasses
>>>/m/123572

No. 722054

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super secrit image that will get you permabanned instantly, DO NOT OPEN

No. 722097

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OMG guys like did you know that 2020 was such a baaaad year like i don't think people have said it enough it SUUUUCCKKEDD right haha 2020 was the NGIHTMARE APOCALPYSE lmaooo thank god for 2021 the SAVIOUR all probelsm will go away haha 2020 was the DEVIL YEAR ayyy isn't that so original guyz

No. 722101

>>722097
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No. 722113

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>>722054
My legit retarded complaint about me not wanting a tranny son was deleted and I was banned even though I was legit being retarded about a legit fear of mine
Like how much do you have to censor tranny hate? lmao go cry to twitter inb4 """complaints on meta""" ban. delete your dick tranny mod

No. 722114

>>722113
Probably cause it's a milk thread and that sounds like a huge blogpost

No. 722116

>>722114
I posted it here you retard

No. 722117

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No. 722118

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Me about to get this comment deleted because I want to say fuck trannies but I will get banned for saying fuck trannies so I will say it one more time: fuck trannies
This isn't even GC sperg, it's just retarded sperg. Welcome to the retarded shitpost thread where we can say retarded shitposts retard mod

No. 722126

>>722114
It's a /snow/ thread, not a /pt/ thread. There doesn't need to be milk, just snowflake behavior. Less people get redtexted in the fucking onion thread for infighting about Chris Hansen.

No. 722129

is the boston accent real or was it invented by valve for scout team fortress 2

No. 722132

>>722126
agreed but
you missed the part that I got my comment deleted on the retarded shitpost thread where we can literally say retarded shitposts. Like, where else am I supposed to say "I really am afraid that if I get pregnant I will get a tranny son" ? legit asking. Vent thread = will be banned for GC. Unpopular = cant do that there. Dumbass shit = I don't want discussion on it. GIOYC = Idk, it could still be banneable out of nowhere. It's like you can't hate trannies these days, geez there's nothing wrong with that, it's like hating chocolate icecream, just an opinion

No. 722134

>>722129
yeah it's real. It sounds like a Italian New York/New Jersey accent to me (Like the "Forgetta 'bout it!, Ay, I'm walkin' 'ere" kinda accent)

No. 722135

>>722134

No. 722139

>>722134
how accurate is this accent

No. 722146

>>722139
Pretty accurate imo. I do wanna say that I'm pretty sure this accent is kinda outdated (Bernie Sanders has it, actually) and I've never met anyone irl with it (I live in a southern state so none of those accents here), but I do know it exists. The guy in your vid sounds good to me though

No. 722147

>>722146
the game is supposed to be set in like the 60s so i guess it works

No. 722149

ALSO WHY ARE ALL THE FORTRESS TEAM 2 SO FLAT-ASSED??????

No. 722150

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

No. 722154

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>>722149
idc that it's the 60s, gaben, give scout a brazilian butt lift, it's still not too late

No. 722174

They copin they seethin

No. 722181

i want the uhhhhh i want the original Monster Energy Drink Trademark but it's early

No. 722201

>>722132
I think you can easily get away with that in Unpopular or Vent. I see a bunch of borderline-gc posts, they don't get modded unless retards start infighting over radfem philosophy.

No. 722203

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Good morning

No. 722219

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No. 722270

>>722149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=12&v=hfnLGyfmY84&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=Spockitans

No. 722274

File: 1611584666024.png (427.77 KB, 661x540, Untitled.png)

I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
I love to sing-a
About a sky of blue or a tea for two
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a"
Oh I love-a to, I love to sing

No. 722276

>>722203
a renaissance painting

No. 722281

>>722274
The first time I ever saw this episode/scene I laughed my fucking ass off idk why

No. 722282

>>722274
idk what this is about but the episode about boobjobs traumatized child me

No. 722305

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does the rapper pitbull skinwalk agent 47? discuss

No. 722306

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>>722274

No. 722307

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>>722305
he even copies 47's mr. worldwideness!

No. 722311

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>>722274
Cartman is a FNAF character now

No. 722314

ngl still disappointed that you can't wear dresses or skirts or even make-up in any hitman game. inb4 "hi tranny" i'm just a coomette

No. 722322

>>722307
he do be looking fine for 57 years old

No. 722419

>>722311

No. 722426

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I Am Coming To Beat Your Butt

No. 722428

Men sexualise women in absolutely everything and I think some men do it because they know women overwhelmingly want their sex to stop being so sexualised, so they do it because they're contrarian immature jackasses and also struggle to get laid.

No. 722432

men are retarded new reply

No. 722456

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>>722426
I had this spyro game where you could play as Ember the dragon and I pretended to hate her because she is pink and has a heart and when you are 11 anything girly is cringe and should not be endorsed, but I loved her so much, she is adorable, when nobody was around I would go to the cloudy level and jump around an empty house which I decided was her house.

No. 722458

>>722428
>no venting

No. 722484

This is the whole thread where you can emoticon as much as you want
XD X) xd XP :P ^_^
JOIN ME(actually no)

No. 722530

>>722484
:3 :F (myspace bio emotes)

No. 722598

>>722456
das so cute

No. 722651

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In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls

No. 722661

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No. 722666

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>>722661
>cat.jpg
MISLEAD AND BAMBOOZLED YET AGAIN

No. 722680

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No. 722682

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>>722666
>666

No. 722686

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Lolcow rapture begins in one minute. You have .2 seconds to reply with a pic of the soul you want to save from earthly demise.

No. 722688

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>>722686

No. 722689

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>>722686
pls spare them. i beg.

No. 722692

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>>722686

No. 722697

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>>722686
spare her!!! She was meant to start the revolution!!!!!

No. 722700

>>722456
i did autistic shit in spyro like this too, like there's some level in riptos rage where you have to pick up an egg and hatch a duck from it and i'd pretend like i was actually raising the duck and basically rped as its parent

No. 722701

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>>722686
P-pls, it’s cute, you can’t just let it vanish!

No. 722708

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>>722686

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lynchian

No. 722735

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>>722686

No. 722754

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>>721072
reddit is bad even if you're not a redditor

No. 722757

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>>722754

No. 722758

>>721061
Nurse, she's out of her room again.

No. 722797

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I can NOT stop sneedposting, I am serious. Sometimes during the day, I think about sneed.

No. 722800

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No. 722801

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>>722800

No. 722815

>>722797
I sneedpost in the world chat of my WoW server fucking constantly anon

No. 722816

>>722801
I'm high and this is making me laugh like xQc

No. 722822

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No. 722976

>>721668
hell yeah !

No. 722980

>>722797
sneedpost at me, babey

No. 723013

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>>722797
I thought you said "thneed"

No. 723073

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>>722797
>>722815
>>722980
based

No. 723079

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chops your head off

No. 723123

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let me hear that sweet sweet voice of urs desu

No. 723125

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What if we posted uninspired meme shamelessly

No. 723126

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>>723079
Oh no whatever will I doooo dumbass

No. 723134

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>>723126
spams over and over

No. 723138

>>723125
the one on the left is decapitated

No. 723147

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jungle theme
jungle theme

No. 723164

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>>723147

No. 723195

File: 1611690850525.jpg (79.5 KB, 460x666, dope.jpg)


No. 723288

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>>723195

No. 723308

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I'm saving this here to download on my phone, its just importamt

No. 723319

>>723308
That is not how Gregor Samsa expressed himself

No. 723325

File: 1611699430346.jpeg (59.51 KB, 567x567, 17D18040-BC97-4FC5-9815-24E611…)

a classic

No. 723326

Gregor would not swear he is a gentleman

No. 723329

Remember when anons were talking about the most pleasant accent, I nominate hungarian

No. 723336

File: 1611700298767.gif (4.03 MB, 498x498, 1607350005849.gif)

>>723329
I am charmed and delighted

No. 723343

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Humans have been eating for at least 5000 years. But how long have we been pooping?

No. 723377

>>723013
it's a wonderful thing that everyone sneeds

No. 723418

>>723013
hot

No. 723453

Aaron earned an iron urn

No. 723472

>>723377
everyone sneeds, by taro gomi

No. 723629

>>723123
adam dr*ver looks so cute

No. 723632

File: 1611734121707.jpg (129.7 KB, 700x874, a26b4f788f299b3bf11209ceff23a4…)

Reminder

No. 723633

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No. 723635

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No. 723636

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is a female coomer still a coomer or a coomette?

No. 723638

>>723636
I think it's still coomer but coomette sounds cuter.

No. 723640

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No. 723642

>>723640
This is so cute, when I think of 2008-2010ish teenager nostalgia I think of this, not whatever bimbo emo scenecore onlyfans shit twitter seems to be full of

No. 723643

>>723640
I just saw a tik tok about them. Are you watching me? Wtf, anon?

No. 723645

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No. 723668

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>>723645
Thank you fo rthe inspiration

No. 723680

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>>723640
How time flies…

No. 723683

>>723680
Omg that’s sad she looks fucking awful. I hate drugs.

No. 723710

File: 1611742171633.gif (385.7 KB, 327x339, kato.gif)

Let's make a glittery gif thread and post our own

No. 723716

>>723710
I think glittery gifs would fit in the dumb bitch thread!
>>723668
I fucking love it anon

No. 723768

>>723716
Idk I agree with the girlies, let's have a glittery thread

No. 723770

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they see me rollin'

No. 723773

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>>723770
they hatin'

No. 723777

>>723680
This is so fucking sad, I would never wish this upon anyone, ever

No. 723837

>>723770
Spheal a cute!

No. 723841

File: 1611751007053.png (287.49 KB, 376x486, ntr beach.png)


No. 723843

>>723643
i am not but lolcow is watching me they started posting more and more relatable things suddenly when i was having a breakdown is it faith? am i framed? are you trying to make me say it, glowie?

No. 723860

>>723841
I want to leave

No. 723881

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your stuff is now my property

No. 723899

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>>723632
BUT I CAN'T JUST STOP EMOTIONALLY REACTING

AAAAAAAAAA

No. 724033

>>723633
ugh i hate how rounded pokemon are now, they look less like creatures and more like toys

No. 724115

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No. 724149

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Is this retarded enough?

No. 724162

>>723881
Nice! Pewdiepie minecraft reference!!

No. 724167

coffin0nhead au fanfic where they're both actually bisexual, actually dating and pinkpilled af

No. 724180

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Rejecting gods since 2004.

No. 724197

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>>724162
>tfw when le epic gamer moment XD

No. 724213

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pasen los memes de piolín y los minions

No. 724238

I'M

No. 724240

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>>723013
my time to shine

No. 724297

>>724240
to answer the question of "how bad can he be"; it is clear he can be quite bad

No. 724299

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>>722484

mods…….
i've returned from my ban and if u open this spoiler u r a poopy head
>:(

No. 724304

im high and i just jerk’t it and dinner tonight is homemade cheemsburgers. shayna clifford wishes she was me

No. 724307

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>>724299
Welcome back sister and thank you for fighting the good fight against the brutal and despicable censorship of free speech on this imperialistic and oppressive imageboard >:3
<:3

No. 724308

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>>724197
I just found this no cap

No. 724318

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No. 724340

>>724197
my ex used to have a version of this as his laptop background (in 2008) and now i miss him

No. 724369

>>724340
Wow same
But I don't miss him, he was an abusive asshole (and i dated him around 2010-2011)

No. 724400

>>724318
This is me. Literally me. No other living being can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This fish could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this is me. This fish is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that it is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this fish side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at it every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see it every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this fish. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this fish is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this fish and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar it is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this fish, I had an existential crisis. What if this picture of a fish was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if it actual became aware of my existence? Did this fish have the ability to become self aware itself?

No. 724409

now who wanna suck my pussy?

No. 724411

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No. 724414

>>724409
Me ma'am

No. 724436

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what would you do in this case?

No. 724437

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>>724436

No. 724438

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No. 724445

there's no real reason for a man to be poor. You have all these things working in your favor for decades and you still ended up being broke? Nice.

"B-but Im homeless :((( give me money" too fucking bad! Buy a house with your patriarchy bucks, bitch.

No. 724450

>>724438
adhd

No. 724453

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>>724436
send out my attack pokemon

No. 724454

>>724445
Even if they're dumbos they can get jobs that require strength and make good money. I think the only good reason for a man to be poor is hes literally retarded or has health issues. Theres no reason for a healthy man to be broke.

No. 724519

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No. 724576

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>>724318
Omg it's pnp's new art piece

(Here's a cat I saw in a shop)

No. 724618

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No. 724624

>>724618
if josuke is ocean then who was world?

No. 724652

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>>724624
you mean ZA WARUDO

No. 724713

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I want to freeze milk so bad

No. 724717

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No. 724724

>>724713
damn that's a genius idea

No. 724737

>>724717
I guess this is the hill I'm gonna die on

No. 724750

>>724717
You don't even have to threaten me to say Family Guy is funny. It literally cracks me up sometimes.

No. 724785

>>724750
family guy is funny at times

No. 724796

>>724717
I like the jesus 2 movie episode or whatever its called

No. 724800

>>724796
too bad its a stolen joke from les inconnus

No. 724807

>>724717
family guy is funny cap

No. 724830

Hey I'm making a dr appointment for things and I'm also gonna ask if I can get gender-affirming liposuction because my particular inate gender is thin and my genetic fat distribution causes gender disphoria. Lmao. Wish me luck. Im genuinely curious of what the Dr is gonna say

No. 724868

>>724830
Can you just identify as ana-gender now?

No. 725041

>>724717
family guy is (kinda) funny.

No. 725297

File: 1611935413307.jpeg (308.55 KB, 945x750, God.jpeg)

Hey you
You look awesome

No. 725314

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

No. 725318

>>725314
Fucking plastic bags hurting turtles.

No. 725362

>>725314
I ask myself this every day.

No. 725363

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No. 725390

Ben Shapiro's voice is as if someone took Kermit's voice and took it up by 4 octaves

No. 725427

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>>725390
ben shapiro as jack skellington

No. 725457

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me when the mods ban me for my smart gc takes

No. 725478

>>725363
Elsa got married to the dragon, sulley and bibble are the kids.

No. 725487

I want to write a book about how men are degenerates. Lolcow has opened my eyes to these things. Even tho I have a man he can do some degen things. I myself am a degen sometimes but it’s horrible

No. 725564

>>724717
finally, jeez

No. 725613

>>724717
family guy is funny :(

No. 725614

man (derogatory)

No. 725616

>>725614
scroot

No. 725641

>>725614
scrotus minimus

No. 725654

>>725614
dont say slurs

No. 725655

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anyone wanna dance

No. 725665

File: 1611964703582.gif (1.98 MB, 500x369, 1572266896706.gif)

>>725655
i'll try

No. 725674

File: 1611965035250.gif (6.65 MB, 402x484, beast.gif)

>>725665
I thought you'd never ask

No. 725677

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>>725674
>>725655
hell yep. meant other anon

No. 725678

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>>725655
Till the sunrise anon!!!

No. 725689

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I'm doing a teet experiment. I'll massage my smaller teet every day for 6 months and see if it catches up to my other teet or if nothing changes in the teet department

No. 725698

>>725689
ok please keep us updated this is science

No. 725700

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currently, I am under the assumption that the related statement may hold true. what an interesting possibility to consider. indeed. after all.

No. 725701

>>725698
I will report back to you

No. 725704

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No. 725709

>>725689
I can't tell if this is about titties or teef

No. 725714

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>>725709
wym

No. 725746

>>725665
>>725655
what anime?

No. 725772

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No. 725775

>>725714
Like are you massaging your boobs or your teeth

No. 725813

>>725746
Cipher

No. 725849

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My wife

No. 725988

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important terms as defined by the internet:

gatekeeping: saying no to anyone for any reason
emotional labor: expecting anyone to explain themselves ever
misogyny: suggesting women should not be obligated to wear makeup
queer: straight men walking their girlfriends on a leash at the local panera bread
gaslighting: lying

No. 725991

>>725988
>gaslighting: lying
…that is pretty much what gaslighting is though. If someone asked me to define gaslighting with one word I would say either "lying" or "deception" (basically the same thing)

No. 725996

>>725991
gaslighting (how I understand it)

no: I have a cookie for you! it's chocolate flavor.
(cookie is not chocolate flavor)
haha I lied sorry

yes: I have a cookie for you! But you don't deserve it. Huh? What cookie? I never told you anything about a cookie. You're crazy.

saying that gaslighting is just lying is underminding how horrible gaslighting is

No. 725997

>>725991
anyone can lie for a variety of reasons, some of them are silly lies. But only abusers gaslight

No. 726002

>>726000
then the post about how the internet thinks gaslight is just lying is true, because there's more to it

No. 726003

>>725996
Yeah, it's more than just lying, but lying is a pretty huge part of it. Without lying you can't have gaslighting.
>>725997
>But only abusers gaslight
Yeah but that's still lying. Reading the post back, maybe I misunderstood? I think op was trying to say that people think that every time someone lies it's gaslighting, but idk. I read it as lying is not gaslighting, when it can be.

No. 726058

>>726003
all gaslighting is lying, but not all lying is gaslighting, like a square vs rectangle situation

No. 726059

>>726003
I personally see gaslighting as an act that can involve lying, but not always. It’s more an act of denial, as in saying something and then pretending you didn’t, or doing something and pretending you didn’t, and then deflecting being caught out by calling the other persons mental state in to question. Lying can be minor and insignificant - think of all the times you’ve said ‘I’m okay’ when you’re not, that’s techno a lie but you’re not obligated to be honest all the time. However, denying something you’ve done or said when you know you have, and then shaming the other person for doubting you, is gaslighting.

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No. 726095

>>726094
as if i'd ever have a son kek

No. 726127

mmmmmmm smoothie

No. 726128

>>726127
If you put something crunchy in a smoothie does it become a crunchie? Because it's not smooth anymore

No. 726140

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kek

No. 726143

>>726140
Hmmmm sounds pretty gay to me

No. 726144

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>>726143

No. 726175

>>726140
Average men are on the same level as my sister when it comes to attraction

No. 726194

Why won't anyone rock out to funky town with me.

No. 726231

I'm so hungry but my roommate brought her friend over and they are in the kitchen and I don't wanna go meet her and I sure don't wanna cook something while everyone's there. I hope she leaves soon I am starving
>>726194
I will as soon as I get some fuel ok so get ready to rock

No. 726289

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>>726194
>>726231

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

No. 726318

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>>726289
Alright I'm back I just had an omelet:
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

No. 726345

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>>726094
that's generoos

No. 726502

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>>726318
>>726289


on't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

No. 726766

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komaeda is MY president

No. 726775

>>726766
will he give the populace free clumps

No. 726776

>>726775
clumps aplenty

No. 726786

>>726766
president of my panties, ayooo

No. 726787

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>>726766
i'm gonna impeach him

No. 726921

I just accidentally sprayed skin disinfectant in my eyes. May I rest in peace

No. 726931

File: 1612106152754.png (1.32 MB, 1080x1078, Screenshot_20210130-122627.png)

Can't wait for hairdressers to open back up so that I can get my roots bleached to feel closer to my one and only kin ♥

No. 726995

>>726931
Can't you do it at home komaedachan? My mom bleaches my hair at home. Of course she messed it up and my hair is both blue and green but maybe you'll do better
>>726921
Rest in peace I will bring cake to your grave. (sad smiley)

No. 727024

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>>726931
>>726786
>>726766

No. 727061

>>727024
I will continue to pray that these children find God, perhaps they can seek guidance in Lightning Bolt Hitler Ngyuen

No. 727142

are wa dare daaa dare daa dare daaaa
are wa DEbiruuu debiruMAAAAAAN debirumaaaaaan (doo doo doo doodoodoo DOOOOO)

No. 727276

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>>726995
Sorry about your hair anon, I didn't even know bleach could do that.
Don't tempt me, last time I did it myself I got a chemical haircut, four inches simply broke off my hair aaaaAAAAAAA

No. 727279

what a bop

No. 727302

>>727276
what kind of developer did you use? bleach is scary

No. 727328

>>727302
40 vol, baby. This was ten years ago back when I was kinning Bakura instead.
There weren't the same resources there are now, so I read the mookychick guide on it, went hell for leather, and got everything I deserved.

No. 727338

>>727328
you are a pale-haired delight anon

No. 727373

File: 1612136758084.png (1.88 MB, 1950x2300, ddamrpm-618c169f-465b-4a71-a23…)

I love to just vibe

No. 727380

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I keep getting Spanish memes of this dude on Pinterest I have no idea who this is but it sends me my suggested content is so broken

No. 727402

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>Glory gets a good buttrub

No. 727411

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A fanny is a pussy in the UK and I remember the first time I heard Americans call bum bags "fanny packs", I was so shocked and appalled that I didn't speak for a whole day because I just kept thinking about it (I was 7)

No. 727414

>>727411
That’s hilarious and adorable.

No. 727429

File: 1612140809987.png (187.12 KB, 720x464, 20210201.png)

The thing about Ghislaine Maxwell that amazes me so much is that she is just being kept alive so she can talk and expose more criminals. I remember the headline about her surprise arrest saying "Now keep her alive!" in big bold letters over that one picture of Epstein and her embracing. On her arrival in the Brooklyn jail, an entire floor has been cleared out for her and she had to wear anti-suicide-clothing aka paper clothes. Her lawyers applied for her to be let into general population and it got denied. They probably wanted someone to wring her little neck for her. Can you imagine Ghislaine walking among other female detainees being all "Hi, ladies! My name is Ghislaine. May I join your little card game? I love Uno teehee~" and the women are just like "We know who you are Ghislaine and no, you may not"
My point is that I think of Ghislaine as a muppet operated by the hand of the federal justice department and being made to talk by it. The socialite, alleged child-trafficker and co-conspirator/henchwoman of Jeffrey Epstein Ghislaine Maxwell is a Muppet. You can't change my mind.

No. 727431

>>727328
>when I was kinning bakura
Sis me too, the fuck?

No. 727432

>>727402
wait, context? pls explain

No. 727433

>>727402
i just looked at her channel and she seems very bizarre. who is this weird lady

No. 727434

>>727431
Insane white-haired anime twinks are a dangerous drug anon

No. 727466

>>727432
>>727433
No idea. My kindle saves files I accidentally click on here and I don't bother to fix it. This is from year ago on lolcow, don't know which board, can't remember reading it ever before.

No. 727508

File: 1612152455846.jpeg (399.63 KB, 1242x1086, 21E6C1BD-DBA6-48B6-937D-CB1EA5…)

Woof

No. 727509

>>727432
>>727433
nta, but this lady is from pettuber thread. I honestly can't remember which thread was the last one or is it's even still active, so you'll have to look in the snow catalog. I do remember that she was very crazy about her birds and accused someone of stealing them one time

No. 727546

File: 1612157243558.jpg (200.02 KB, 640x960, 8dfc3afac5fc.jpg)

he's a distant cousin of adam the taxi driver and he is a professional at making instant cup noodles

No. 727573

Also, Banned? Not Banned. and Not using a VPN either. Lol. You WISH I were banned because I'm pointing out LOGIC and you don't like it, that you've lost. The public sided with me, that you're in the wrong, did you not read the rest of the comments calling you awful? What delusional world do you live in currently where you are in the right? read the comments. the public sides with me, you're in the wrong.

me when I don't get banned for infighting kek

No. 727575

>>727573
I'm still mad mods locked that thread.

No. 727595

File: 1612165473834.jpeg (60.05 KB, 948x797, 2C1DEAF8-AE01-464F-B650-43E920…)

>>727575
I'm still mad s

No. 727602

File: 1612165975842.jpg (75 KB, 863x1292, secret-agent-pointing-gun-5806…)

>>727595
Get down, Mads! They're gonna ban you!

No. 727607

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>>727602
I'm too slippery for them… I'm slippery

No. 727613

>>727607
ello madschan, welcome to the club

No. 727626

If I had one piece of advice for you guys I would just say fuck yourself

No. 727642

>>727613
it's madschen

No. 727728

File: 1612182710141.jpeg (37.75 KB, 450x337, no-more-jokes-i-cant-breath.jp…)

no more jokes until I can breathe

No. 727746

>>727380
I don't know either but mmmmmmm I want to try ricotta cake

No. 727817

File: 1612192929333.png (610.03 KB, 600x645, 35A6EF15-8F62-4780-BF61-05235B…)

mood fo today

No. 727820

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No. 727864

>>727820
looking at him is like looking in a mirror tbh like, if some people think he is hot maybe I'm not so bad off being a brown skeleton with shitty teeth. Maybe he was my dad?

No. 727947

File: 1612199672435.png (36.79 KB, 522x230, ezgif-7-4f8477990577.png)

if fakebois can write shit like this then i can make transphobic doja cat headcanons

No. 727957

>>727947
take a shot every time they keep repeating the phrase "trans boy jack"

No. 727974

File: 1612200951074.jpeg (30.65 KB, 400x400, 2F8B3706-EE26-4381-9515-99886C…)

Looking cool Joker

No. 727978

>>727974

Why does he look like Kim Jong Un?
Didn't see that coming

No. 727979

>>727978
KEK

No. 727982

File: 1612201421170.jpeg (60.98 KB, 634x645, 1985046C-1BCA-4BFA-BB05-471D7F…)


No. 727983

Ravioli

No. 727986

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No. 727992

>>727982
tfw when a dog/anteater hybrid has nicer hair than you

No. 727993

>>727947
Back in my day, the only way a transperson could still be in the closet was if they had already transitioned and were living as their preferred gender without anyone knowing (stealth). Imho, deciding to call yourself trans and telling one other person you want to eventually transition is just wishful thinking, not exactly being closeted.

No. 727997

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No. 728013

>>727997
VIVA LA KRIEGSMACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 728018

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No. 728071

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>>728013
WE THE REAL TEMPLARS. VIVA LA KRIEGSMASCHINE

No. 728091

File: 1612210035899.jpg (13.72 KB, 220x220, Gretchen_Wienners_4.jpg)

Petition to make "legiterally" happen on lolcow, all those in favour say aye

No. 728094

>>728091
aye

No. 728107

File: 1612211039206.jpeg (25.22 KB, 720x677, EmpEZdZVcAAU8JG.jpeg)

Please, understand.

No. 728113

>>728018
Do it

No. 728118

File: 1612212124398.jpg (14.34 KB, 360x450, Sirens_H.jpg)

Having a low IQ is rather shtew-… rather si- … I mean it's kinda dumb, in- … sweats … amirite?

No. 728120

>>727982
yes

No. 728132

>>728118
love this. living rn

No. 728140

yes I'm a retard that can't type

that scene in Anchorman in the caravan with the bowling balls and scorpion terrarium where they remember crazy stories that gave some of them health damages and laugh hysterically … and then the fat, closet-gay guy with the cowboy hat goes "Remember when I was born?" and stretches his face and goes on and noone can relate … and noone is actually steering and the van goes off the road and flips and it's a disaster and afterwards when it's coming to a halt they're just laughing … that scene is good and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

No. 728181

>>728140
Had to look it up and yea, it's reatrded yet funny

No. 728199

File: 1612218761563.jpg (93.95 KB, 610x629, 1609981360892.jpg)

Thinking about the anon who posted a picture of Trump's C A K E in the cute animals thread in /m/. Hope you got help queen

No. 728208

>>728181
oh yeah it was the retarded one …

No. 728250

>>728181
the bit before

No. 728275

File: 1612226146123.png (694.58 KB, 1080x1060, 69ckuc4noul41.png)

borzoi nooo!!!

No. 728280

File: 1612226434550.jpg (67.6 KB, 750x908, x4398vnsaqo41.jpg)

>>728275
borzoi what are you doing noo!!

No. 728282

File: 1612226460720.jpg (7.41 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

>>728280
look now he wants to join too. smh

No. 728285

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>>727607
take this anon

No. 728286

>>727546
"adam the taxi driver" is sening me right now anon,god I need to sleep

No. 728291

File: 1612226937001.jpeg (595.06 KB, 1080x2002, 72312C3F-2409-48E2-B8F5-B03E05…)

braaaap

No. 728298

>>728291
anon stop posting bait for anorectal violence-chan

No. 728299

>>728291
WHYYYYYYYYYY

No. 728307

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No. 728333

Hope you all die

No. 728339

>>728333
honestly, same

No. 728353

File: 1612232337999.jpeg (132.7 KB, 1242x1556, 1600726681267.jpeg)

>>728333
Imagine if none of us ever did

No. 728359

>>728358
he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

No. 728360

File: 1612232804163.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.36 KB, 453x640, madonna-di-castelfiorentino-12…)

Kek wrong pic of buff baby jesus

No. 728382

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>>728333
Hope you have all your ears and food in your fridge

No. 728383

>>728333
I hope I have catsup for my chicken tendies

No. 728442

>>727546
>professional at making instant cup noodles
dream man

No. 728446

ladies I've been in such a deep funk lately and this thread made me laugh out loud I love you stupid precious girls

No. 728483

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I really really really wanna zigga zigga ah

No. 728554

Hot fries, you say? Don't mind if I do, Chester! cronch mmmmm so tasty and delicious.

No. 728605

Woke up after my afternoon nap. Nausea

No. 728675

File: 1612285610049.gif (4.88 MB, 400x300, xWdBo-.gif)

What do you mean he's dead? Dad's dead? He's… What… I don't understand… Was it quick? Oh, God. Oh, God. Dad. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I still need… I'm sorry, one second, that advert's just come on, I love this one. UM BONGO, UM BONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO hahaha. What were we talking about again?

No. 728759

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No. 728883

File: 1612302070365.jpg (18.33 KB, 300x300, 300px-Let_Me_In.jpg)

Me when daughters guest house plays

No. 728971

>>728554
Hot fries are my crack. And I've actually tried crack

No. 728972

File: 1612311860830.jpg (70.27 KB, 600x450, 2183a15706f64c58d5f69330efd261…)

Can I get some examples of hot girl shit

No. 728974

aye yae yae I'm a little butterfly
FLUTTERING INTO THE VOID

No. 728978

File: 1612312958274.jpg (118.37 KB, 1015x1000, af499f6ce5ce3ad7eb722b8c93b9b5…)

I love the FaceApp thread because the mtf genderswaps look like desexualized, carefree tomboys

No. 728993

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This is the ideal female body. You may hate it but this is what peak performance looks like.

No. 729015

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I was too late to post this

No. 729029

File: 1612316276630.gif (3.4 MB, 600x132, download.gif)


No. 729069

File: 1612323576505.gif (2.61 MB, 466x534, tenor.gif)

This is my wand with which I curse everyone who says mean things on the internet

No. 729072

File: 1612325759031.jpeg (266.81 KB, 827x771, 4A509409-1D1B-4597-9307-C03EC2…)

Why can’t lolcow be more like /tv/?

No. 729078

>>729072
Be the change you want to see in the world anon

No. 729114

>>728974
Green black and bluueee make the colors in the sky

No. 729145

File: 1612340812010.png (251.08 KB, 496x361, ratwedding.png)

we were binging a bunch of 2000s nickelodeon/ disney shows in lockdown and here are some recent thoughts

> how did no one notice dan schneider's creepiness/ blatant foot fetish while half these shows were airing because oh my god
> beck and the goth girl from victorious are both equally hot to me so maybe i'm not a fake bi like i thought i might be
> lizzie mcguire is kind of an ungrateful little brat? miranda was the main character
> the episode of ned's declassified where cookie cross dresses as a girl to go undercover, he was lowkey serving looks
>that's so raven is still genuinely a good, quality, funny show??? like one of the only ones that still holds up
> any episode with cory's pet rat lionel is iconic
> all of cory's money-making schemes got him in trouble and his parents should have appreciated him for having such a genius mind for sales and business instead of calling him manipulative and selfish, that kid was goin places. not everyone can be a sweet wholesome chef mr baxter
> MOODY'S POINT SUPREMACY

No. 729167

>>729069
oh no pls do not curse the userbase of lolcow :(((((((

No. 729171

why does he look so fucking funny

No. 729173

>>729171
the fuckin paparazzi guy singing behind the camera is sending me

No. 729175

>>729171
Oh my god this was last month. I can't believe the creature really came out his cave. Also, why are there so many people around him

No. 729194

>>729175
it's not last month it was from 2018. it was just uploaded last month. he's way greasier and fatter now

No. 729196

File: 1612348233719.jpeg (36.61 KB, 445x510, xkgxkg.jpeg)

>>729167
JUST

No. 729202

>>729171
the way he runs fucking sent me

No. 729217

>>729202

the way he runs and hides his fat self behind ryland with this weird little sped up jog is like, so fucking hilarious

No. 729269

File: 1612362744224.png (1.66 MB, 1920x1080, Autismo.Farm.png)


No. 729276

>>729269
now we only need borzoi thread in /m to make this dream come true

No. 729287

>>729276
The good art thread may as well be exactly that, it's 70% borzoi pics

No. 729333

File: 1612368959817.jpg (55.49 KB, 640x640, 1531432604380.jpg)

>>729269
Now this is epic! What a proud moment in the history of our farm.

No. 729337

>>728972
Shaving my chin and neck on a bi-weekly basis because God is cruel and I am Italian

No. 729338

>>729269
I am glad I got the best color scheme

No. 729346

>>729338
Adam/Borzoi/Timmy ?

No. 729396

File: 1612373651340.jpeg (209.94 KB, 1290x720, 3DD47619-82E8-455D-A4F1-10D8F6…)

>>729346
This reminds me of when anon made this, but we need to get rid of Cavill since he's no longer relevant and replace him with someone else. Cavillsperg was funny though

No. 729404

Scrolled past a picture in /snow/ earlier and now I can’t stop thinking about how I’d never seen a human with a head shaped like a piece of orzo pasta until that very moment

No. 729406

>>729346
You know it in your heart

No. 729410

>>729404
It's Marilyn Manson, isn't it

No. 729411

File: 1612374275054.jpg (24.52 KB, 170x300, 170px-Cups03.jpg)

Three of retards

No. 729413

File: 1612374374341.jpg (115.3 KB, 746x1302, RWS_Tarot_00_Fool.jpg)

The retard anorectal violence anon

No. 729419

>>729410
There's some threadpics I hide and that is one of them

Potato was equally disturbing

No. 729422

>>729410
It was a different thread. Manson’s is more like a tictac.

No. 729425

Ikea's vegetarian meatballs were so good but I be burping hours later still

No. 729444

File: 1612375995211.jpeg (407 KB, 1280x1077, 2A34C89E-0A97-42A0-B427-6D435F…)

>>729413
That dog looks like a borzoi’s puppy.

No. 729454

>>729422
Is it Travis Barker or Heather

No. 729457

>>729444
i want to pet…

No. 729491

File: 1612379669897.png (7.95 KB, 1530x55, evul.png)

tinfoil time! is this proof that i should lay off the spotify? (look @ the number of the ads)

No. 729596

This is for Rachel, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the motherfuking schedule
With your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
And maluma body ass bitch
I'm coming up there and I'm going to beat the fuck
Out of you bitching don't even call the police today
Cause I'm gonna up there unexpected and wait on your motherfucking
Ass bitch I'm coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did
That on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch
Watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you
Watch I know it kind of car you drive and I'm gonna wait on you and
I'm going to beat your ass bitch cause imma show you not to play with
Jasmine Collins money bitch that's the first thing you did and you
Got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on
You white motherfukers hate to see black
People doing good or doing good or doing anything
For them motherfucking selves ugly fat white bitch watch
I'm telling you, l'm coming up there to beat your motherfucking ass
Thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch l'm coming to
Fuck you up cause you got me fucked up
Gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry ass
Shit bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there

No. 729603

My friend is tutoring a woman who is taking some classes masquerading as her twin sister so her sister doesn't have to study as much. And then the woman realized she likes studying so she signed up for college herself. It's like a tv show, but the most confounding fact is the woman is 29 and doesn't know grade school math

No. 729724

How do you imagine Komaeda's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729727

How do you imagine Adam Driver's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729729

How do you imagine Finnanon's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729731

How do you imagine Borzoi's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729732

How do you imagine Anorectal Violence's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729734

How do you imagine SamanthaPrater's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729735

How do you imagine Xanax-chan's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729737

How do you imagine Carrey-chan's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729738

How do you imagine Antifujoshi anon's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 729750

>>729738
>>729737
>>729735
>>729734
>>729732
>>729731
>>729729
>>729727
>>729724
Bukakke session with clone cocks

No. 729760

File: 1612404945574.jpg (94.3 KB, 645x773, 1529879930786.jpg)

>>729029
>mfw first learning about the anorectal violence anon
>somehow get it in my head that it's "anorectic violence"
>ohshit.jpg the anas have escaped their containment thread

why am i so dumb?

No. 729826

well I just faceapped kids with adam driver and they're pretty qt. seems like a lot of the babies inherit my eyes over the fathers in this app, no matter what man I pick tho

No. 729831

>>729826
bc your eyes are sexy desu

No. 729837

I WANT TUNA

No. 729838

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No. 729841

>>729831
my eyes are one of the few things i am adamantly more proud of so yes

No. 729842

>>729826
Is it even possible to churn ugly kids in the app?

No. 729843

File: 1612416324865.jpeg (66.98 KB, 473x563, 41E2A2E9-B1F6-41F3-B957-3FB5B3…)

>>729842
Depends on the quality of the pictures and expressions you use and who you're morphing. It's possible, the app tries to beautify as much as possible but for some people it's impossible. And then there's the result when you try and combine two incompatible expressions, such as picrel

No. 729844

>>729843
the face of cptsd

No. 729845

>>729844
kekkk

No. 729852

File: 1612417256107.jpeg (139.88 KB, 423x536, 3E2A5CE8-174D-4716-9627-8D6A8B…)

>>729844
another example, possibly the face of bpdfaggotry

No. 729884

File: 1612419017877.jpeg (Spoiler Image,43.09 KB, 475x344, BAF7F543-3A9D-4209-BE20-7B2101…)

>>729852
FAS

No. 729906

>>729269
I don't really think Timmy counts. Hell, Corpse Husbnd is talked about more than him atm.

No. 729914

>>729843
>>729852
How are you guys getting high quality pictures? Mine just come out grainy and shitty, with the two people's faces placed in small squares at the sides.

No. 729919

>>729906
I agree he's a bit out of place, but I really don't know who could replace him.
Armie Hammer? Epstein?
Anorectal Violence anon?

No. 729921

>>729906
Can you tell me about corpse husband fans? He sound like a tryhard deep voice imo

No. 729922

>>729919
Anorectal violence anon def. The TC thread will probably die down and has been made before too much autism

No. 729923

>>729919
Amanda Seyfried is a confirmed patron saint so I'll take her over any of the scrotes mentioned.

>>729921
He's a self admitted Lil Xan lookalike (but fat) who definitely fakes his voice and abuses alcohol despite claiming to have GERD. His fandom is teen girl simps and he will doubtless get me too'd in the future like Cry did. He sucks.

No. 729929

It could also be Komaeda, for our dicharge-coma-chan

No. 729941

>>729914
depends on the quality of the source pic you use, bpd chan was derived from a zoomed phone screenshot

No. 729943

>>729929
Unironically I'd love that idea, Ko-chan is one of the funniest posters.

No. 729944

File: 1612428865195.jpeg (137.45 KB, 600x781, B31E87C9-763A-4190-8AFA-166F0E…)

>>729919
anorectal violencechan, komaeda, carreychan, epsteinchan, armie, sam, the possibilities are endless

2lazy to edit but here's a template

No. 729954

>>729944
>here's a template
kek my sides

also why does jesus have a triforce?

No. 729967

File: 1612433528181.png (125.22 KB, 595x595, sfozkgzgl.png)

Timothee Chalalamäis can suck my fem balls. He can succ them. I'm gonna suffocate him with them. Timothee Chandelier can suck it. What is it you ask? It's my junk. That Dylan-Roof-but-curly-ass-bowl-cut-wearing twink won't know what hit him. I will cut my toenails and put them in a bowl and I will make him eat them. That's what he deserves. Then I will disèmböwle him by cutting open his twinkmach. He may have a sedüctîve bèdrööm look in his faggot eyes but that does not tempt me. I bet that Timothee Champignon plays the fagotto or the clarinette or something, the cultured theater kid bastard. It's upsetting my bowle movements just to think about it and making me want to cut. But he cannot tempt me. I am shielded by my virtuous convictions. And anyways, he carries chlamydia babies, so why would I ever consider finding him attractive anyway. That Timothee Anchovie can drown in it.

No. 729994

No offense but this oatmeal kinda tastes like fish, did I do something wrong?

No. 730000

>>729994
check the expiration date

No. 730010

>>729994
Did you cook it on a pot that you used to cook fish before? Sometimes that kind of stuff sticks to the pots, pans and even plates if you don’t have a good soap for the dishes or if you didn’t wash them properly.

No. 730062

File: 1612447629753.jpg (42.37 KB, 720x756, 8ea412b99da4b32380cd8a08f90953…)

With his anorectal violence (Lay me down tonight)
Anorectal violence (In my linen and curls)
Anorectal violence (Lay me down tonight)
Anorectal violence (Riviera Girls)
I can hear sirens, sirens
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
I can hear violins, violins
Give me all of that anorectal violence

No. 730086

File: 1612451343844.png (6.11 KB, 568x74, D.png)

>ANYTHING I DONT LIKE IS A SCROTE REEEEEEEEEE

Shut. Shut the fuck up. SHUT the FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know how much this fucking pisses me off? It's been. So many fucking times. That I've been called a scrote. Fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

I have a vagina and I've been raped. I have a vagina and I've been either 1.weak in the eyes of people 2.too gutsy in the eyes of people. I have a vagina and being compared to a man fucking makes me furious.

Why the fuck do you call me a scrote? I've hated my gender before. I've tried to be more femenine too. But now I'm fine with being a harsh tomboy. And now you come in and call me a fucking scrote?

Fuck you. Do I have to write "like this uwu <3" so I don't look like a scrote? don't make me laugh. God. Shut the fuck up. Saged for sperg.

No. 730087

>>730086
>Fuck you. Do I have to write "like this uwu <3" so I don't look like a scrote?
NTA but that's missing the point. Probably the OP meant that you should get better taste in anime.

No. 730088

File: 1612451845753.jpg (70.25 KB, 1038x576, 1612385232592.jpg)


No. 730090

File: 1612451970910.png (342.21 KB, 900x713, 1612448632134.png)

>>730087
My taste is superb. No won't elaborate. I'm pissed off.
Madoka and Haibane Renmei are not for scrotes for starters. Scrotes have absolute shit taste. Jesus fucking christ I'm gonna hang myself. I hate being compared to a man. I hate it. I hate it so fucking much it's making me want to off myself.
>why u mad
It's a trauma of mine that has to do with hyperfemininity and stupid shit like that. Sorry.

No. 730091

What the fuck am I supposed to do. Post a bunch of yaoi anime and so I won't be a scrote? god.

No. 730092

>>730090
Madoka actually is for scrotes… not that it should stop you from enjoying it.
Agree about Haibane Renmei! I love it, what an amazing story.
IDK what else could be scrote tier as I don't recognize some of your anime (again, not the anon who pissed you)

No. 730093

>>730086
This is insufferable lmao I agree it’s annoying but someone saying “hi scr**e” on an image board doesnt know that your whole backstory in life. Develop a thicker skin, love yourself and get the fuck off the Internet until you can handle shit. Were they just judging your taste in anime? You sound seriously unstable. Also youre not supposed to vent in this thread…. this is for silly fun… so you’re not even using the board right

No. 730094

>>730090
>Madoka is not for scrotes
Nta but it kind of is. Lots of scrotes are into that preteen anime girl torture porn.

No. 730100

>>730092
>>730094
IT IS NOT TORTURE PORN HOLY SHIT STOP
It's literally about female friendship
God please stop calling me a scrote seriously I'm at my limit I'm so sorry that I can't be as femenine as society wants me to god I want to die

No. 730102

>>730093
What if I'm insufferable? Idc at this point, what is trully insufferable is people calling others scrotes. Like. Holy fuck. Anything I say here is judged as if I was one. It's been countless times. It's not about my backstory. It's how stupid the "OMG SCROOOOOTEEEEEEEEE" comment is. I'm fucking tired, as if scrotes were intelligent enough to blend in, they just post their "inb4 no lolcow gf" shit threads and fuck off. I'm not like that.

No. 730104

>>730100
I was with you early on cause the (((hi scrote))) shit is genuinely annoying but get the fuck over it you moron.

No. 730109

>>730102
This level of sperging over a one sentence post in another thread (that is, again, in the wrong thread, youre shitting up the retarded shitpost thread, take it somewhere else,) is deranged. Log off

No. 730111

>>730100
Don't get your nuts in a twist

No. 730114

>>730109
>youre shitting up the retarded shitpost thread
Uh, that's kinda impossible to do

No. 730118

>>730086
>>730090
>>730091
>>730100
>>730102
seek help, how are you more insecure about your gender than a tranny

No. 730125

File: 1612453820335.jpeg (704.34 KB, 1125x2126, 3788185B-32A8-4D33-98F7-FB2C6E…)

>>730114
But like this is unrelenting tard sperging, I come to the thread for quality posts like these

No. 730130

>>730118

true I hate trannies but this is why you can't be a tomboy in peace. You act tomboyish and they make you into a tranny.

No. 730148

File: 1612455160488.jpg (64.83 KB, 933x933, EBg0r0TUEAAJj80.jpg)

>mfw I constantly almost let the mask slip and use Twitter slang on here
I live to see another day!

No. 730165

File: 1612456160530.jpg (104.13 KB, 800x800, Firing_of_a_6_pound_cannon.jpg)

>>730148
LOAD two, three, four
SPONGE two, three, four
RAM two, three
READY
FIRE
CEASE FIRING

No. 730172

File: 1612457972164.jpg (11.31 KB, 390x258, IMG_20210204_175755.jpg)

>>730148
I saw someone say "it's the __ for me" the other day lol. I'm watching you twitterfags

No. 730177

can you imagine a bread making bread machine but like a machhine that makes bread making machines but not like the factory.

No. 730180

File: 1612459027897.jpg (40.12 KB, 800x418, hmmmm.jpg)

The hot topic at my mall has the strictest Covid guidelines. Hmmm, I thought you fuckers wanted to die?

No. 730183

File: 1612459139909.jpg (172.02 KB, 1500x1216, 81syvosZLjL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

>>730177
wee woo wee woo anon is having a stroke

No. 730184

File: 1612459348575.jpeg (116.05 KB, 1242x872, 95810F00-86BA-421F-9CDD-0B6136…)

>>730183
No she’s not, I can imagine it, a machine that makes bread making machines, it’s pretty cool.

No. 730198

File: 1612461010456.jpg (54.35 KB, 474x711, memes.jpg)

>>730172
You'll never take me alive!

No. 730220

>>730184
a bread making machine? you mean a person???

No. 730230

File: 1612463123137.jpg (668.36 KB, 1200x1200, a0358883613_10.jpg)

Today on "good albums with shit covers" we have this wonderful collage. The use of the default ms paint font and guillemets (yep I just googled that) is thrilling

No. 730239

File: 1612464084623.jpg (Spoiler Image,125.18 KB, 850x541, sample-5f79a4cd32aa2ae4a4dcb5b…)

>>729724
I've given a lot of thought to Komaeda's cock, actually. I've been wondering if he'd have white pubes OR if it gets pinker/darker the further down it goes. I read that his healthy hair colour is strawberry blonde so ginger pubes is also a possibility. I think his actual dick probably is about average/slightly above (6.5 inches?) and not especially thick. Balls probably high and tight and bald. Uncircumcised, with a nice bell end that's a pearly blue-pink. You can probably see the blue of his veins on the shaft because he's so pale. I think he probably has a kind of weird upward curve as well, and when erect it leans slightly to the right. Probably a grower. I have a real issue with doujins that either give him a monster cock or a cocktail sausage depending on his role.
Me personally, though, I want to see what that stump do.

No. 730242

File: 1612464196329.jpg (82.84 KB, 600x185, external-content.duckduckgo.co…)

I'm thirsty and I wanna suck up my water heater like a vampire

No. 730244

File: 1612464411604.jpeg (160.31 KB, 1200x1200, 5324AE64-15F6-4E88-86F3-1AC9FB…)

>>730220
No! Anon, come on, have you never seen a bread making machine?

No. 730250

File: 1612464876783.jpg (47.34 KB, 557x387, panettiere offre lavoro_121022…)

>>730244
I don't know what that is but I don't trust it. This is the only valid way of making bread

No. 730277

why do I want to fuck him still……….

No. 730363

>>730277
Who

No. 730458

File: 1612481445884.jpeg (54.88 KB, 686x960, sexy-nigel-farage-597cef5846a5…)

Oh Nigel, come over here and seal off my channel tunnel…

No. 730464

>>730458
um hot and brexitpilled

No. 730524

File: 1612488540745.jpeg (59.47 KB, 596x579, 51D1049E-CD01-491B-98C3-B9D329…)

Hi mom I’m dad hi dad I’m mom hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi h I. Hi h I h I hi hi h I h I h u h u h I h I h I h I h I h I h I h I hi hi hi h I h hi h I h h I h I h h h hhhh hi. Hi h I h u h u h I h I h I h I h uh h I hi h I h h I h I hi dad I’m uncle hi uncle I’m dad hi grandma I’m grandma hi grandma I’m grandpa hi uncle I’m son hi son I’m uncle hi teacher I’m student hi student I’m teacher hi teacher I’m professor hi professor I’m murder hi murder I’m hi h I h I hi h I I h I h I hi h I hi hi h I h I h I h I h oh I h I b I h I h I h I h I hi h I hi h I h I h I h I hi hi hi h hi h I hi h I h I h I h I hi h I h I hi h u u oh hi h I h I h I hi h I hhhhhhjhjhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh today a truck tried to run me over heh

No. 730557

File: 1612492075260.jpg (100.95 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

Who would win a fight? Rock Lee with Byakugan or Shikamaru with the Sharingan? With the byakugam rock Lee can now see 360 degrees with only one small blind spot, use rotation to deflect attacks and last but not least he can use gentle fist which allows him to destroy someone's internal organs in 5-10 hits. Shikamaru with the Sharingan can now copy people's jutsus and techniques, see through and analyze people's attacks and jutus even better than before. can use sharingan controlled kunai and shuriken, also last but not least predict people's moves before they happen. This is all of course add in addition to the skills they had before.

No. 730560

>>730557
Who names a motherfucker Broccoli? That's a vegetable. Boycott Naruto or else.

No. 730561

>>730557
I'm not a fuckin loser so idk what any of this is about, but dude on the right is hot so I say he wins

No. 730565

>>730557
Rock lee was in the beatles so morally he loses

No. 730567

>>727864
wow lol text me!!!!

No. 730627

Same

No. 730672

File: 1612506074143.jpg (24.77 KB, 640x356, 59241-1583401385.jpg)

tonight i feel like archie andrews singing time of your life (good riddance) by green day on graduation

No. 730682

When someone says "trigger happy" I say "havoc danganronpa"

No. 730693

>>730363
>>730277
>>730250
him

No. 730701

File: 1612512523424.jpeg (5.53 KB, 200x200, Ieinsdhwisn.jpeg)

Ya!!!

No. 730703

Ladies help! I'm starting to unironically kin!

No. 730704

>>730703
whomst are you kinning, queen?

No. 730706

File: 1612513348339.jpeg (42.42 KB, 400x300, 0E1F70AF-6478-4F8C-B17D-DA2658…)

I will never die

No. 730708

>>730703
ik this is dumb but i never understood, what do you actually do while kinning? like do you look at pictures of a character and go like "i look good there" for half an hour?

No. 730725

File: 1612517757174.jpg (16.38 KB, 340x340, orel.jpg)

>>730704
This bitch right here.

>>730708
Yes, absolutely I watch the show and think "shit, I look amazing".
I usually think that you slowly start taking the character's personality making it your own. But some people out there genuinely think they're the character so it varies I guess.

No. 730736

File: 1612519832342.jpg (277.06 KB, 980x1376, clx010118wellcreativity-26-cop…)

FUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT A LITTL E ARCH WINDOW TOO

No. 730744

>>730703
Join us

>>730708
I ache when I think about their life experiences and think about how they're similar to my own. It's like a deep empathy towards a character to the point that you feel like you're one and the same. You totally understand their worldview and where they're at. For me, I love the character and think that if we have so much in common and I love them, maybe I could be lovable if I were just a little more like them.
I don't change my voice or anything, but I try to develop my style to subtly look like them, like Disneybounding - picking the right colours and silhouettes. I've been working on bringing out the natural wave of my hair and on makeup/nail looks. I've been dieting. Actually I think kinning has made me better looking, I take more care over my appearance now.
I briefly thought about wearing a sports bra or binder to get a more similar figure but that's verging on fakeboi territory and I like being a woman. My kin is androgynous anyway and I've barely got any tits in the first place, so it's fine. I do have acquaintances who crossplay as their kins at any opportunity complete with binders and packers though.

No. 730748

File: 1612521081838.jpeg (57.87 KB, 300x600, D86B5C11-C151-4AC9-9337-CE89CD…)

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

No. 730753

>>730748
Wow……. this image changed my life

No. 730755

>>730744
Is this Komaeda chan?

No. 730756

File: 1612521623319.jpeg (141.79 KB, 600x770, 07CAE51D-8885-4A11-B693-C48ADF…)

>>730753
be transformed in your life and your pursuits, bae, your interesteses. get a new perspective and look to things as of now

No. 730760

File: 1612522083054.jpg (35.45 KB, 281x400, s-l400.jpg)

>>730708
When I was a tumblr tard in 2011 I used to believe I was just like Bakura. I would cry to Bakura doujins and AMVs. I had a blog exclusively for Bakura. I decorated my school books in bakura shit. Back then kinning was unheard of though. But basically, kinning is saying "wow that's literally me" because of the character's personality or their backstory, or whatever you see in them. Some people just vibe with it. Others see it as a form of escapism to become the character. There's a level of feeling like you can relate to it. Others just copy the character because they're cool or whatever. Idk there's levels to kinning, from hardcore real life sperging to just "haha cute, that's me" I guess.

I loved bakura because at the time I I had no friends and I liked occult stuff and etc.

No. 730763

>>730744
>I've been working on bringing out the natural wave of my hair
>I briefly thought about wearing a sports bra or binder to get a more similar figure
>My kin is androgynous anyway

it's komaeda isn't it

No. 730764

>>730763
confirmed presence of discharge anon?

why are you guys so obsessed with komaeda, i feel like ive been transported back to fucking 2014

No. 730766

>>730760
god help me, I just realized that bakura != bakugo that bnha bitch who I was thinking people meant all this time.

No. 730767

File: 1612522725262.jpeg (73 KB, 1125x180, 0713A564-3A29-4C1F-97CA-2CC60F…)

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

No. 730768

>>730767
I thought the same thing
I love anorectal violence-chan, I love her best friend janny-chan with the sense of humor

No. 730769

File: 1612522997533.jpg (7.16 KB, 206x244, descarga.jpg)

>>730766
how you dare disrespect me

No. 730771

>>730744
> I've been dieting. Actually I think kinning has made me better looking, I take more care over my appearance now.

bitch I need to kin someone NOW!

No. 730774

>>730771
I read that as summoning
summoning kin demons

No. 730775

>>730769
fucking kek
I'm sorry bakura-chan. at least now it all makes sense. I couldn't believe how it seemed like people were painting bakugo bnha. I know he has kins and stans too but the descriptions really didn't match up.
so sorry to disrespect you my king/queen

No. 730777

>>730771
I will be kinning myself as a 100000 IQ stacy. don't look for me everyone, your messages will stay in my inbox until the transformation is complete.

No. 730778

>>730777
You go queen we will be cheering from the sidelines

No. 730779

>>730363
the fakeboi reading this

No. 730785

File: 1612524259746.png (340.56 KB, 608x608, violence uwu.png)

I'm surprised no one made this edit earlier lmao

No. 730786

>>730785
I love it

No. 730788

>>730785
OMG original analviolence op here and this was my dream!!! I didn't know how to do it though so thanks for making it come true

No. 730789

>>730788
Didn't they just ban you queen

No. 730790

>>730789
this bitch has a solid vpn

No. 730791

>>730788
Whoa hey why did you ban her I doubt that's the scrote posting the rants, I think this anon is the one that made a poem

No. 730793

File: 1612525204568.png (119.47 KB, 1120x870, anal insanity 20190115.png)

>>730788
Being banned for pretending to be me? That's different.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 730794

>>730790
>>730789
phoneposting. jesus christ jannies, check the ips or history or something. I meant that I made the same joke >>730062 not that I am anorectal violence sperg

No. 730795

>>730791
>Do not attempt to use lolcow.farm for attention or profit.
>Do not deceptively post about yourself in the third person for any reason.
>remain anonynous at all times
It's only a few hours but we don't want to encourage tripfag behavior.

No. 730797

>>730795
how about you reply to me instead

No. 730798

File: 1612525387453.png (101.11 KB, 356x417, based tranny janny.png)

I'm in love

No. 730799

>>730793
What website is that and wtf does it have to do with anorectal violence. Who is the real anorectal-violence chan

No. 730803

>>730799
it sounds like a boomer or a scrote ngl

No. 730816

>>730807
Wow I just realized… can I call you Comaeda?

No. 730817

>>730807
oh my god it's you… To be honest I was shitposting. maybe you replied to mine by mistake. I admire you deeply miss, best of luck with your accomplishments

No. 730828

>>730816
Anything is better than discharge anon

>>730817
I misread the thread and thought you were replying to me, sorry anon. Thank you very much ♥

No. 730846

>>730816
>>730817
what did I miss?? what message was deleted??? please

No. 730851

>>730846
It was komaeda anon replying but she misunderstood a post as concern. tl;dr she is doing okay don't worry.

No. 730852

>>730849
oh my god someone has it?? POST IT I need to meet my queen

No. 730853

File: 1612529929548.jpeg (42.88 KB, 480x360, D7F338BC-6C0D-46E3-B7EC-77045A…)

>>730852
you were being trolled

No. 730888

video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star, video killed he radio star, video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star

No. 730907

File: 1612539335670.webm (2.29 MB, 640x360, Kids on Tik Tok are different …)

@everyone I'm kinning this kid

No. 730930

>>730907
I'm creasing at the singing

No. 730959

>>730907
the mic pops holy shit this is gold

No. 730971

>>730744
>Actually I think kinning has made me better looking
but komaeda is ugly

No. 730977

File: 1612546647184.gif (1.84 MB, 498x280, tenor.gif)

>>730971
say that again

No. 730979

>>730977
KOMAEDA

IS

UGLY!!!!!!!!

No. 731004

>>730971
You're assuming Ko-chan is any better lmao

No. 731009

>>730977
don't listen to them anon, komaeda is beautiful

No. 731010

>>730907
kek nice

No. 731016

File: 1612549356184.gif (155.59 KB, 320x245, 1580349603185.gif)

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KOMAEDA IS UGLY

No. 731023

File: 1612550281846.png (386.04 KB, 960x1920, tumblr_4ac45c25bf11950e09dbb35…)

muttjima. discuss. i s2g i'm not a furry

No. 731030

File: 1612550771832.jpg (597.08 KB, 1920x1080, Autismo.farm.1.1.jpg)


No. 731036

>>731030
team borzoi! team borzoi! team borzoi!

No. 731052

>>730793
yo I went to one of the subreddits that anocretal violence chan posted and I saw like… a penis literally nailed to a piece of wood (yes, NAILED with nails) yo what the fuck?

No. 731054

>>731052
Linkkkkkkkkkk me up

No. 731057

>>731030
This feel more right
(Just sad that my team changed colors)

No. 731061

File: 1612553311062.png (2.26 MB, 1920x1080, these2.png)

>>731030
what about them?

No. 731070

>>731061
someone do one of the other chans quickly quickly

No. 731091

>>731061
Should be a banner, honestly. But mods hate Ad#m Dr#ver and adding new banners, a bummer

No. 731143

File: 1612560345883.png (74.91 KB, 300x100, three houses.png)

>>731091
done

No. 731146

>>731143
yes!!

No. 731153

My rabbit doesn't know what rain is. He's never been outside

No. 731161

>>731153
Sucks to be him

No. 731171

>>731143
Perfect, love it

No. 731174

>>731143
I love it nonnie, thanks
But it will never be a banner, sadly

No. 731177

>>731143
literally heaven on earth. but of course we cant have nice things. why cant admin update the banners? im convinced she just doesnt know how

No. 731301

File: 1612573937689.jpeg (6.04 KB, 225x224, download.jpeg)

>>731153
What's stopping you? Let it feel the rain on its skin, only it can let it in.

No. 731309

illuminaughty tongue time

No. 731310

>>731301
agree. let the rain fall down and wake his dreams, let it wash away his sanity. he wants to feel the thunder, he wants to scream

No. 731314

>>731310
let the rain fall down he's coming cleannn

No. 731338

File: 1612578037950.png (832.21 KB, 1058x1102, Screenshot_20210202-162823~2.p…)

I can't poop reeee

No. 731339

>>731338
Ngl, this tweet kinda made me want a pet leech. I think I'm too pussy for one though, even if they only need to eat twice a year

No. 731348

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No. 731349

>>731301
he can die with rain

No. 731356

File: 1612579625785.png (370.38 KB, 828x796, image2.png)


No. 731357

File: 1612579647334.png (1.05 MB, 720x1002, Screenshot_20210121-2251562.pn…)


No. 731361

File: 1612579859281.jpg (Spoiler Image,14.9 KB, 300x388, free-lola-bunny-porn-pics-and-…)

Buenas dias

No. 731362

>>731356
viciously claps Number one answer!!!

No. 731364

ARanon is the hero we don't want and don't deserve but need

No. 731366

File: 1612580532343.jpg (11.17 KB, 500x272, 526.jpg)

>>731309

No. 731370

>>731361
buenos dias, scrote

No. 731378

i can't reply directly to them but i keep recognizing the same exact anon getting triggered by 1/3 of my posts lately and our retarded infights have gotten me short-banned before. anyway @ anon that always thinks i'm a dumbass loser tumblrina, if we keep this up we're gonna become a slow burn enemies to lovers fanfic. like truly we have all elements: opposite mindsets but common interests deep down, continuing to meet by fate, forbidden (banned) love… i'm blushing, we have to stop meeting like this!

No. 731383

>>731378
Which one of you will be the one wearing a strap

No. 731387

>>731383
ideally we'd both be vers, but since she's always the one getting mad at me i'm getting top vibes

No. 731389

File: 1612582838651.jpeg (47.17 KB, 320x320, 661C9B29-361D-488C-B6DA-A5AA71…)

>>731378
I ship it! I ship all of us with the anons who randomly attack us it's better than being bothered or confused.

No. 731421

>>731378
I think I witnessed some of the infights. Are you the one keeps pushing the respect trans pronouns anon?

No. 731427

>>731421
nah probably not me, I do believe in that but I don't bother sperging about it often because it's board culture and a waste of time. i did defend a trans person once because they didn't do anything wrong or milky but it may be more likely the same other anon interacting with one of my fellow "go back to twitter" bitches

No. 731431

>>731378
>>731427
Queen shit.

No. 731439

>>731378
You’re paranoid for thinking it’s the same anon. It’s probably a handful, and you’re probably extremely annoying.

No. 731443

>>731439
This anon is clearly the power bottom in the relationship

No. 731444

>>731427
What argument is it

No. 731447

File: 1612589799196.png (Spoiler Image,97.99 KB, 291x397, elli.png)

ahhhhhhhhhh i wanna live in mineral town (the og 2003 ver) and be a cool farmer wife to my beautiful cute adorable nurse wife why must i plague this earth instead

No. 731460

>>731447
same anon, same. you can have elli and i have ann.

No. 731489

>>731439
>>731443
ok fair points tbh

No. 731493

File: 1612595462760.jpg (58.3 KB, 564x564, 725af206ea492b5a771f90fb798300…)

>>731301
My rabbit is scared of the snow, not because it's too cold or wet but because it's white. On laundry day when I put on the white bed sheet he freaks out and starts thumping but doesnt have the same reaction to any other colored sheets or blankets. When I first opened the door to the backyard for him to see the snow he nearly went into GI stasis. Idiot. Stupid bunny. They are so sweet and dumb.

No. 731499

>>721653
scrolled past this again, so good

No. 731502

>>731493
i feel bad for thinking his fear is the cutest thing ever, bunnies are so pure

No. 731510

>>731370
buenas dias to everyone except this anon

No. 731514

>>731493
that's a cute bunny picture

No. 731531

>>731378
I believe its the same anon too, I have seen someone calling an anon a loser tumblrina


Why did this happen?

No. 731545

>>731510
and the anon who posts lola bunny porn

No. 731547

File: 1612597285395.jpg (9.41 KB, 300x260, I9wm5eZ.jpg)

then perish
it's free

No. 731550

>>731531
in my case it was for thinking that farmers have been meaner to each other lately, and then on another thread when a bunch of us were talking about getting harassed by weird scrotes i got called one for using the term "terf bangs" which is litera;lly just a meme

No. 731553

File: 1612597626981.jpg (20.23 KB, 638x308, vu3sl635mhgz.jpg)

>>731550
I think about this meme a lot

No. 731558

File: 1612597869321.jpeg (81.44 KB, 639x480, B8976B4C-6DE7-4DCF-9210-133C65…)


No. 731565

>>731361
Why do they both look so pained

No. 731568

>>731565
All farmers do

No. 731570

>>731553
>>731550
Hey, I'd take terf bangs over a troon fivehead any day.

No. 731574

File: 1612599004017.jpg (11.51 KB, 275x257, 1567954904982.jpg)

>>>/ot/457737
>>>/ot/457869

Reading about Bjork being a prick is not surprising but also so disappointing… I mean, it makes sense that she's that way cause it just shows. But like, man, I don't wanna think of how she might be in her personal life as I listen to her music…

Well at least Lana del Rey is comfirmed a nice lady. Which is like, the opposite of what I would had thought lol. Lana I think has no malicious intent, she's just very retarded besides music making I guess? Dunno, she's been getting so much shit lately from everyone especially scrotums. I don't think she's racist or anything. I wanna follow her example and treat everyone nicely!

No. 731580

>>731493
Bunnies are amazing

No. 731601

File: 1612602206375.jpg (120.14 KB, 604x545, tvKpqWs.jpg)

PICK ME
P I C K _ M E
PICK ME
PICK ME

No. 731607

>>731338
for fucks sake

No. 731641

File: 1612607702845.png (373.96 KB, 720x776, awooga.png)


No. 731643

>>731023
Would fuck

No. 731674

File: 1612616002281.png (370.49 KB, 649x528, 453.png)

anus-chan on his crusade against degeneracy (anorectal violence)

No. 731679

>>731641
Perfect, anon chefs' kiss

No. 731695

File: 1612618085535.jpg (353.46 KB, 1280x848, tumblr_130fc770def0e8f3ad43572…)

>>731643
would you fuck kiryu and tiger saejima too? again, no furry

No. 731701

>>731695
they be hitting different

No. 731705

File: 1612619637550.gif (893.06 KB, 500x280, pickme.gif)

pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me

No. 731707

File: 1612619774621.gif (315.37 KB, 220x164, tenor (4).gif)

>>731705
If this was P.E. class and we were picking dodgeball teams, you definitely wouldn't be my first choice.

No. 731711

File: 1612620346953.gif (1.46 MB, 245x168, denial.gif)

>>731707

No. 731712

File: 1612620393972.png (858.29 KB, 720x946, acceptance.png)

>>731707
Now I'm dangeroos

No. 731714

File: 1612620615357.jpg (82.26 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>731711
>>731712
Yooooo!!! New stages of grief speedrun just dropped! What will he do next?

No. 731783

File: 1612630993334.jpg (66.75 KB, 500x646, mi781wQ9AA1qzpxx1o1.jpg)

>>731714
Obama you know exactly what

No. 731795

File: 1612633142420.jpg (15.18 KB, 480x360, baww.jpg)

>>731783
>>731714
obama, please don't tell me you're cheating on me

No. 731810

File: 1612635550034.png (244.65 KB, 638x808, 1496490039830.png)


No. 731817

I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton

No. 731823

File: 1612637292907.jpeg (134.37 KB, 750x750, E8215B46-5B23-424D-BB64-A376E8…)

I got a lotta that WAP WAP WAP!!!!!!!!!!

No. 731831

File: 1612638074759.jpeg (32.53 KB, 447x424, 2CF18CC8-3FC5-4ADB-9753-8BB1F6…)

>>731366
is that fucking obama

No. 731833

>>731447

I liked Popuri(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 731837

>>731833
ok which one of you dumb bitches keeps posting about lolcow on twitter. Stop it right now

No. 731874

File: 1612641649760.png (126.76 KB, 787x595, Screenshot (647).png)

>>731447
>>731460
>>731833
Tomboy master race

No. 731883

>>731823
Me too!!!!

No. 731885

>>731823
someone utilize my wap and make it feel loved and adored

No. 731910

File: 1612644666239.png (252.32 KB, 800x1918, Ch_Ran_(Story_of_Seasons_FoMT)…)

>>731874

bring back tomboy ann wtf is this shit

No. 731978

File: 1612651369032.jpg (12.53 KB, 430x430, dog gun.jpg)

>>731910
disgusting. a downgrade.

No. 732006

File: 1612653006516.jpg (28.64 KB, 361x742, 770bbd0a67675a3dc920c3906281f5…)

LUCY WE JUST TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAST
YOU KNOW THAT SOME GOOD THINGS LIFE JUST AREN'T MEANT TO LAST
WE'LL GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS, IT MAY HURT IN TIME
I THINK WE'LL BE JUST FINE
OHHHHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCYYYY

No. 732183

File: 1612667829021.png (157.54 KB, 1003x482, mfw.png)

People call themselves "educated" without reading the cornerstone of American lit.

No. 732298

>>731833
kek I wonder why they got banned

No. 732300

>>732298
cause popuri sucks
ann best harvest moon waifu

No. 732302

>>732183
I'm not reading anything about cheese that isn't written by a French person

No. 732305

I GET SO FUCKING AROUSED WHENEVER I SEE AIRPLANES IN VIDEOS I CAN'T HELP IT

No. 732327

File: 1612682786518.png (244.38 KB, 400x272, i shunnah dint... fuqq....png)

>>732305

No. 732353

>>732305
same

No. 732445

My hell lives inside of a brick house. Windowless, full of noise that bleeds out from the bullet hole in the sides of my fucking head. You motherfucks. I'm done. A curse on your fucking head. Your blood on my hands. Years of self-sacrifice, years of cleaning up your mess. Fucking ungrateful. Every fucking sub-group from cardigans to leather vests, you're all fucking shit. And I'm fucking buried in it. All I have left is short of the Grave. I am penniless and fucked up. Empty. Half of my fucking will sucked out. You're all shit. And I'm fucking buried. I HATE. From cardigans to leather vests, you're all shit. Heart hard as stone. Black as crow. I reject them. All I have left is my balls and my word.

No. 732509

File: 1612698943358.jpg (51.54 KB, 828x1333, sFoSPpt.jpg)

call 911 this bitch bleedin' out

No. 732572

File: 1612705462379.png (632.28 KB, 612x600, d74lb1x-e5d9dd21-3e15-4297-880…)

Lolcow brainers purge begins in 0.4 seconds. Everyone who thinks will be shot on sight

No. 732578

File: 1612706384074.png (122.06 KB, 296x612, a rapper genius.png)

my fucking sides ow

No. 732594

>>732509
You bitches are fucking weird

No. 732605

>>732509
Who's this?

No. 732630

>>732578
Based rigged korean iq tests to own the west

No. 732638

>>732578
that iq score is such a fucking bullshit and they believe in it kek. he literally never did a iq test

No. 732641

File: 1612712929059.png (20.18 KB, 767x144, autism.png)

>>732578
bts autism + quora autism + iq autism =

No. 732642

>>732641
A wet tampon has a higher IQ than ratmon

No. 732643

File: 1612713089913.png (27.98 KB, 1267x113, smh.png)

>>732638
it's even on his wikipedia page! no wonder why teachers strongly advise against quoting wikipedia

No. 732648

File: 1612713755687.jpg (96.4 KB, 459x960, unknown.jpg)

i undulate arriba andale
my noodle al dente

No. 732651

>>732648
me trying to post in the italian thread

No. 732656

>>732641
I think it's the "a small amount of emotions" part that has me snorting the most. They really didn't proof read that did they lmao

No. 732660

File: 1612716015826.png (143.42 KB, 900x311, E0DB3B7D-D7DB-4A54-A8B9-A32A2F…)


No. 732663

File: 1612716249858.jpg (85.77 KB, 620x517, sub-buzz-16059-1514401669-3.jp…)

>>732660

No. 732721

>>732660
bamboozled and mislead yet again

No. 732722

File: 1612721394106.gif (669.7 KB, 461x500, nL2oxWi.gif)


No. 732756

File: 1612724367888.gif (491.96 KB, 500x219, tumblr_ms8gyjtZeb1qhcfgoo1_500…)

mfw thinking about uncut yakuza dicks yet again

No. 732823

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No. 732828

File: 1612733199044.webm (728.84 KB, 404x720, tumblr_qnur6zoGLn1t8mi1g_720 (…)

@everyone watch this

No. 732830

>>732823
I read this like WAP

No. 732831

>>732756
same

No. 732835

File: 1612733441092.png (106.13 KB, 350x219, congratulations.png)

>>732828

No. 732856

File: 1612734395600.jpeg (61.74 KB, 1024x766, FEFD533C-2BFE-49AF-B0FD-B75222…)

my goth best friend at psych ward got me into taylor swifts music years ago and i'm so happy she did. taylor is amazing.

she has the hits AND she seems like a huge bitch. taytay is skinny, tall, dates hot men, she's smart and everything is very calculated with her. i love her anons. it's retarded that i'm singing love story in 2021 and day dreaming about it. but i am retarded and proud!

>Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
>He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring andsaid,
>"Marry me, Juliet. You'll never have to be alone. Ilove you and that's all I really know. I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress…

i was engaged and it didn't work out so sometimes i cry listening to this for sadness but other times like today cause i'm happy! i need me a white dress!!!

No. 732862

>>732828
is it bad that i lowkey want to play this?

No. 732877

>>732828
Third Wave Feminism: The Game

No. 732880

just found out Google Maps removes planes from their satellite imagery of airports
for what purpose
why
what are they hiding

No. 732885

>>732828
KEK wtf is this. I feel like a dumb bitch meme could be made out of this game

No. 732887

>>732828
uberkek what the actual shit

No. 732891

>>732605
her name is olivia
it's up to you whether she's real or not

No. 732899

>>732880
Maybe they are shy

No. 732901

>>732305
>>732880
hmmm

No. 732965

File: 1612745649192.jpg (24.65 KB, 784x412, 8dc.jpg)

>>732901
I don't see the connection

No. 732969

File: 1612745928195.png (1.54 MB, 1002x949, 1612734387016.png)


No. 733118

File: 1612760368861.jpg (18.63 KB, 540x540, EEY8e8OWsAA9zoz.jpg)

Me listening to M.I.A - Paper Planes

No. 733121

>>733118
wtf same

No. 733256

>>732823
lmaaaoooooo

No. 733309

File: 1612774335874.png (446.53 KB, 720x771, awoooga.png)


No. 733395

File: 1612783664965.jpeg (413.59 KB, 1035x1075, F457C731-6833-4830-B784-BAD4DB…)

I would probably punch someone for some oak chocolate milk right now fuck

No. 733412

>>733309

love this idea. i'm tired of knowing things. i'm tired of arguing. let me be retarded

No. 733551

File: 1612796825937.jpg (37.12 KB, 828x793, FB_IMG_1600445128223.jpg)


No. 733580

File: 1612798945698.png (351.53 KB, 562x673, 1612673826163.png)

I just wanna say, I love you bitches.

No. 733642

>>733580
I want her to be board-tan's personal trainer

No. 733662

File: 1612804070843.png (74.34 KB, 1188x566, hmmmm.png)

>http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
Which ones are we least ready to talk about?

No. 733667

File: 1612804995409.jpg (14.88 KB, 322x400, s-l400.jpg)

I just discovered Pusheen and I find him adorable.

No. 733704

>>733667
pusheen is adorable af and she's a girl anon, one of the team

No. 734142

12 Disney Foods That Made Us Cringe!

No. 734147

>>733667
pusheen is actually a girl! they also sell fun collars and toys for cats with her on it

No. 734174

Every night I hear something crawling in the corner of my room and it gets louder and louder the later it gets and it wakes me up
I've been scared to look but I faced my fear and there's nothing there
But now I'm in bed and I can hear it and it's taunting me just rattling and buzzing away just leave me alone

No. 734181

>>734174
no i will not

No. 734185

don't feel very well

No. 734191

>>734142
That peanut butter hotdog sounds fucking delicious.

No. 734195

pooping rn. I will not get off the toilet until someone replies "good job!"

No. 734200

>>734195
sorry anon. it’s gonna be a minute

No. 734212

>>734195
Can you feel your legs still, anon

No. 734213

>>734195
Stay there for an hour and maybe we'll let you off

No. 734227

File: 1612836769568.jpg (203.25 KB, 1080x1294, 8w8sjjie8swmbw.jpg)

Ballerinos have nice ass and lower body sculpt.

No. 734230

>>734195
Good job!

No. 734232

>>734195

No. 734263

File: 1612840829561.jpg (53.56 KB, 1280x720, 1473718780_image.jpg)

MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY

No. 734269

>>734227
It's annoying seeing persons out of of ones league. Yet it's nice to see.

No. 734271

File: 1612841742935.jpeg (150.83 KB, 1000x1088, 931220D3-F2C3-48BA-A40B-2EDC4F…)


No. 734273

File: 1612841937382.jpeg (59.48 KB, 750x524, 23B8590E-9C87-4590-B815-099865…)


No. 734279

>>734269
>>734227


boy got no ass and he ugly
show me something juicier!
do BALOrinos need to tuck?

No. 734288

>>734263
STOP


yeah!

No. 734310

>>734273
Rodrick is one of the few men that deserves rights

No. 734343

>>734310
Agreed.
I look up this boys face when I’m feeling sad.
He looks so much like my stupid boyfriend but sometimes I just want two

No. 734443

File: 1612868307944.gif (111.19 KB, 220x112, gkskgdyyi.gif)

CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP PRETTY PLEASE

No. 734455

File: 1612869538755.jpg (1.07 MB, 2600x1822, 01w3xkaK738.jpg)

Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Fucking bitch
whistles
Slut
Slut
Slut
clicks
Scientists say being a bitch makes you a little bitch
Stop bitching
whistles
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitching bitch
whistles
Slut
Slut
Slut
clicks
Finally back on the monastery
no more nagging bitch
whistles
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Fucking bitch
whistles
Slut
Slut
Slut
clicks
Can you hear the raindrops falling?
whistles
bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch

No. 734485

File: 1612872088567.jpg (75.29 KB, 500x681, 7a22287faeced3010e6d4a72804a8c…)

>>734263
Bitch
Bitch
little bitch
I made you my bitch

No. 734487

File: 1612872240790.jpg (15.27 KB, 340x239, Mike2.jpg)

>>734263
You are not the guy
You're not capable of being the guy
I had a guy but now I don't
You
are not
the guy

No. 734489

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No. 734490

File: 1612872530740.jpg (125.28 KB, 500x667, m94l2nQlrK1qhdgy0o1_500.jpg)

They are ripe

No. 734492

File: 1612872729274.jpg (82.73 KB, 720x705, 121e6a464f0f695a461bcdf09c24_5…)


No. 734505

>>734492
fucking same

No. 734508

File: 1612875206360.gif (12.18 MB, 520x293, International_Yogic_Flying_Com…)


No. 734509

>>734492
>>734505
Good luck!

No. 734510

File: 1612875288207.gif (11.81 MB, 520x293, International_Yogic_Flying_Com…)


No. 734511

File: 1612875384823.gif (10.45 MB, 520x293, International_Yogic_Flying_Com…)


No. 734513

File: 1612875542203.gif (9.81 MB, 520x293, International_Yogic_Flying_Com…)


No. 734514

File: 1612875749874.gif (10.23 MB, 520x293, International_Yogic_Flying_Com…)


No. 734515

did you know yogic flying helps end war, crime, and poverty? it's true, I watched it in this video

No. 734520

File: 1612876350577.png (1.19 MB, 1251x640, yogic flying.png)

everyone is a winner in yoga flying

No. 734524

File: 1612876458026.jpg (400.33 KB, 1333x664, 2-2.jpg)

try yoga flying today

No. 734527

File: 1612876649316.png (289.15 KB, 968x652, unknown.png)

yogic flying is real the stats say it all

No. 734528

>>734515
What a delightful sport. Look at them go

No. 734529

File: 1612876720503.png (447.93 KB, 930x572, unknown.png)

yogic flying improves everything

No. 734531

I kin this old guy

No. 734534

>>734490
cute do they taste like berries

No. 734540

File: 1612877851138.jpg (160.03 KB, 640x468, FaceApp_1612320952981.jpg)

>>734534
yeth

No. 734541

KIM STOP TAKING PICTURES YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL

No. 734542

File: 1612877992499.gif (253.13 KB, 220x167, sfjjg.gif)

>>734508
>>734510
>>734511
>>734513
>>734514
>>734515
>>734520
>>734524
I love and support the SPECIAL OLYMPICS

No. 734549

this shit never ceases to crack me up so hard

No. 734553


No. 734557

I have the mind of a mastermind

No. 734560


No. 734566


No. 734579

File: 1612882453106.jpg (46.64 KB, 1079x345, ElAIsNgXYAIm42s.jpg)

happy safer internet day nonnies

No. 734604

File: 1612884377868.jpg (51.83 KB, 500x500, ae7f498ec396839170664eed57f74c…)

>>734579
I do feel safer today.

No. 734624

>>734566
this was genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed

No. 734628

>>734579
fuck a safe internet. doxx yourselves for fun girlies

No. 734644

>>734579
Thanks, I'm celebrating with my musician boyfriend. We met online. His webcam doesn't work and we can't video chat much but we've decided to secretly meet up behind an abandoned burger king so he can pay off my student loans.

No. 734665

File: 1612889233376.jpeg (130.82 KB, 1242x552, 1AEAB12B-BA73-423F-B7CC-DBD404…)

>>734628
Hell yeah! I will give my real address right now it’s located at some place near a point of reference behind some other place close to the place that leads you to a point of reference that might help you find the point of reference which is closer to the place in which I live

No. 734668

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No. 734785

File: 1612900797488.png (59.05 KB, 923x491, C7A9A424-90F5-4370-89ED-CB9E98…)


No. 734894

File: 1612907618445.jpeg (290.13 KB, 828x786, 2D52568F-62C9-4BE6-9292-657AFB…)

i love my /snow/

but this post is kinda based and retarded at the same time

No. 734896

>>733580
I am unironically attracted to her,help anons

No. 734945

File: 1612911486866.jpeg (38.48 KB, 677x508, received_231787705286913.jpeg)

Berserk memes

No. 735011

>>734896
oh I love it when you look at me
my heart's pounding every night to this beat
oh just for two seconds won't you put your hand in mine?
I wish we had more time
oh, Stacy Stacy Stacy!!

No. 735104

File: 1612926349172.gif (4.64 MB, 326x326, sandwich.gif)

samch

No. 735107

File: 1612926463485.jpg (16.36 KB, 288x260, 5342353.jpg)

p o t a t o s o u p

No. 735119

>>735104
YOMMYYYY SONDCH

No. 735124

File: 1612927628946.png (1.57 KB, 211x40, cum guzzlers.png)

I have a confession that I'm very afraid of,

I have very bad intrusive thoughts sometimes (ocd) so my mind keeps repeating the same phrases over and over through the day and the most recent intrusive thought I have is my mid repeating the word "cum-guzzlers" thanks to this troll thread, so everyday all day my head is like

HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS HEY CUM-GUZZLERS!!

God I think I even started calling myself a cum-guzzler Hey fellow cum-guzzlers!!

No. 735128

>>735104
Oh I love this

No. 735140

File: 1612928716038.jpg (18.23 KB, 400x400, T1Y9jjNH_400x400.jpg)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 735151

>>735124
Ok cum guzzler.

No. 735180

File: 1612931459736.gif (72.2 KB, 128x94, pyramidcat.gif)

>>735104

No. 735187

File: 1612931933731.png (834.18 KB, 904x651, char.PNG)

Charmander

No. 735193

File: 1612932411292.jpg (19.16 KB, 181x280, charmanders pov.jpg)

>>735187

No. 735206

File: 1612933041294.png (537.33 KB, 913x623, talkshitgethit.PNG)

>>735193
Charmander WILL kill a bitch

No. 735215

File: 1612934406865.jpg (193.23 KB, 1300x951, man-throwing-treated-water-int…)

>>735206
you're goin' to hell, you stupid lizard

No. 735227

pls watch

No. 735229

men b like: I heard someone was ovulating this week ;)

No. 735233

accept the clown lifestyle

No. 735235

File: 1612936595889.png (375.92 KB, 570x574, why.png)

>>735233
why would you do this to yourself for a girl…

No. 735239

File: 1612936873377.png (2.11 MB, 1632x1656, why.png)

the merch be dope tho

No. 735243

wtf

No. 735246

my god shes great

No. 735247

WHAT A BANGER everyone listen to this

No. 735252

File: 1612938230005.png (1.35 MB, 900x900, ddqc6os-65b923e9-0275-4907-b54…)


No. 735253

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No. 735254

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No. 735255

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No. 735256

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No. 735257

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No. 735258

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No. 735259

File: 1612938485617.jpg (22.96 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)


No. 735261

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No. 735264

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No. 735266

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No. 735267

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No. 735405

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No. 735408

File: 1612956690951.jpg (119.04 KB, 960x958, 129583859_224275999102999_4658…)

Doy ou want more bad black metal memes I saved from facebook

No. 735411

Cum cum ma lady cum cum ma lady you're ma butterfly sugar baby

No. 735425

>>735408
Plz

No. 735427

File: 1612958601950.jpg (95.89 KB, 610x976, fpRrBcdbei2FiNUB.jpg)

>>735425

No. 735434

File: 1612958901271.png (244.99 KB, 524x299, Untitled.png)


No. 735441

>>735427
kek thanks babe x

No. 735462

>>735411
Come my baby, come come my baby
Rock the boat, and rock rock the boat and
Down my baby, down down my baby
Feel the love & joy and the power

No. 735493

If you have been streaming WAP, then you too will get the zap
That doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t give a shit I do not rap
And Danganronpa stans, you guys as well aren’t safe
Light up the chair, none of you ever know how to behave

No. 735495

File: 1612964306849.jpg (107.5 KB, 1080x529, 1612933133471.jpg)

why is she nude around her dog wtf
is this what she's passionate about? no wonder no one wants to talk to her

No. 735499

File: 1612964814526.jpg (92.8 KB, 828x827, 1612461050434.jpg)

>>735493
a bop but that sums up the two halves of lolcow's userbase lmao guess we all getting the chair

No. 735501

File: 1612964910880.jpg (40.03 KB, 540x387, enhanced-26298-1432220843-2.jp…)

me waiting for dream to do a face reveal to post him in the unconventional male attractions thread

No. 735506

>>735493

the voice of the generation, lyrics of the people

No. 735507

>>735501

lmao don't know who dream is but i love that you are already on COPE mode

No. 735516

>>735507
oh no I don't assume he's ugly, he's unconventional because he's a minecraft youtuber and kind of retarded

No. 735526

>>735516

that makes sense! he does seem worthy then.

waiting for Dreams face reveal now too

No. 735528

>>735501
Wait is Dream different from Cry?

No. 735564

File: 1612969930829.png (Spoiler Image,98.94 KB, 1280x800, zdgbnfiu.png)

I am dying from these old illustrations of dragons I made. Look at that alchemist circle I downloaded from deviantart. I was so proud I used this as my wallpaper

No. 736121

File: 1613010039447.jpeg (454.78 KB, 828x1346, A89AB02A-6CE1-4BA7-9D70-848924…)

>>732891
oh no olivia is bleeding again

No. 736355

Sad butt through

No. 736399

File: 1613045791700.png (295.5 KB, 557x398, Sin título.png)

would you sit with her?

No. 736402

>>735564
Why do you keep posting this

No. 736404

>>736402
I want you all to laugh at me because I hate myself

No. 736408

File: 1613046904000.gif (11.4 MB, 520x293, plz_dont_cancel_me.gif)

>>735247
Lyrics:
Today I went on facebook and I made a post
I said something that was rude and now I am toast
I said I hope your mom dies and that was not a lie
I really hope that bitch dies cause ????? fucking don't like her
Your mom sucks x6
???daddy???
Fuck you
And your dad, he's black, he's not rad, he's black

Cancel me
Cancel me
Cancel me
Please fucking cancel me
Cancel me
Cancel me
Cancel me please

I wanna be cancelled cause I have an internet addiction, affliction
I want to be ostracized by the clitnternet so bad I get no peace
Jews
Blacks
Gays
Trans
Cis
You are dumb and your baby is really fugly
You are fat and you are really fugly
You will never ever ever be loved
I think that israel is a fucked up place
Fuck israel x6
And fuck your dad too
Fuck israel x4
Did I mention fuck israel

I don't like you, you smell like poo
You're fucking stupid, and I have voted for
Ah, I don't know who
But fuck you and all of your opinions
I don't like any of you
Why don't you, uh, hop on a treadmill
Uh, you shut the fuck up
Fuck you retard
Uh-uh I said something that I really meant to say
But now I'm going to pretend that I didn't so this all can go away
Cancel me cancel me please x2
Cancel me please
Cancel me x3
I want you to cancel me for eternity
Cancel me (moans loudly) (makes demonic sounds)

No. 736438

>>735564
This is fire

No. 736439

>>736399

sure why not

No. 736441

File: 1613051356169.gif (50.49 KB, 240x320, Richtig05.gif)

Richtig!

No. 736466

>>735247
No

No. 736478

>>736408
please please, give song, what is this from???

No. 736682

File: 1613072689968.jpg (201.57 KB, 651x955, IMG_20210211_203751_539.JPG)

All I want is to find an injured hot yakuza dude in an abandoned house and carry him home on my shoulders and nurse him to health and then he would fall in love with me and marry me and cook delicious meals and clean for me and buy me my favorite anime merch and watch it with me please is this really too much to ask

No. 736692

>>736682
S-sauce?

No. 736694

>>736692
It is from Gokushufudou - The Way of the House Husband, you gotta gotta read it everyone

No. 736703

File: 1613074465112.gif (1.01 MB, 500x347, 1520304811841.gif)

straight woman trolls the world

No. 736707

>>736682
uncut yakuza dicks-chan ily

No. 736708

>>736694
>>736682
I love this manga, I just wish they'd show his wife more. They're so cute together.

No. 736715

>>736708
Me too, she's such a boss

No. 736743

>>736682
REDISTRIBUTE YAKUZA HOUSEHUSBANDS NAO

No. 736752

>>736694
Thank you queen!

No. 736756

File: 1613077312121.jpeg (23.16 KB, 319x312, 162BB9D3-08B5-4F78-9959-A31546…)

Deep down men know that women are better people, in the ways that matter. This is why they overcompensate by trying to convince us they're superior. It won't change the fact that if men disappeared we would be that much closer to world peace. Anyway, they know this and it's why they insult us, act misogynistic, want to see us degraded in porn, and even to a degree troon out. Knowing doesn't change that it's something a man could never face. Because once you acknowledge how horrible your own sex is where do you go? They will continue taking it out on us and trying to drag us down to their level while lying that they are superior. But we know they know. Love yourself ladies

No. 736758

File: 1613077508681.jpg (278.73 KB, 500x500, unnamed.jpg)

Fuck my diet! I want sushi!

No. 736772

>>736756
Give this post a gold star!

No. 736775

very cringe and unfair how my actions have consequences

No. 736776

>>736772
I agree
>>736775
I agree

No. 736778

>>736775
same

No. 736788

Can you sluts stop getting banned from my favorite IPs? Farmhands must think Albania anons are nuts.

No. 736790

>>736788
I misread that as Alabama and I said "yes, alabamans are nuts"

t. southern amerifag

No. 736794

>>736788
They wouldn't be wrong either way

No. 736905

>>736478
nonny its up thread

No. 736910

>>736756
Thiiiisssssss this so much

No. 736911

File: 1613086105837.jpg (55.54 KB, 473x470, 1064b7efb8f348e09baba17368ff8f…)

completely agree, you go sis

No. 736912

GET READY FOR THE POKEMON CELEBRATION WITH POST MALONE ONLINE CONCERT

No. 736920

>>736912
IM NOT READY

No. 737059

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I WANNA GOBBLE IT ALL UP!

No. 737131

File: 1613105005611.webm (1.92 MB, 540x960, lRVRihWL.webm)


No. 737215

File: 1613115412762.png (660.23 KB, 720x708, 4473258.png)

I cordially retract my birthday party invitation from all of you

No. 737221

File: 1613116601168.jpg (34.84 KB, 473x439, bf5db18a00bdd96e5753c968fb4e59…)

I fucking love smelling my bfs BALLS
he has excellent hygiene so all I smell is teakwood with clean manly musk

No. 737224

File: 1613116942062.jpg (70.42 KB, 649x778, ypgf2kw6jckz.jpg)

>>737221
I feel you anon

No. 737246

>>737131
which member of bts is this

No. 737259

File: 1613119664404.jpg (113.46 KB, 533x800, 260.jpg)

@yakuza loving anon
This reminds me of you

No. 737260

File: 1613119698401.jpg (137.63 KB, 533x800, 254.jpg)

>>737259

No. 737263

File: 1613119830022.jpg (114.1 KB, 533x800, 257.jpg)

>>737260

No. 737297

>>737259
That man has no tattoos 0/10

No. 737402

File: 1613136571468.png (1.27 MB, 1584x778, spirit-chan.png)

jungle anons are cool and all but keekweek users have the ability to commune w/ spirit-chan, the soul of the farm

No. 737405

>>737263
Lmao at Couples Stock Pack download. Pretty sure you got this from cgpeers

No. 737406

File: 1613136979964.png (79.28 KB, 256x256, ekqljah.png)

This is the face I make reading comments ranting about /ot/ on a uranium glass collection forum

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File: 1613137583661.jpg (81.34 KB, 500x500, e2fa4db121e4db7756cdc635d671dd…)


No. 737418

Everyday I’m on this website I get closer to punching my boyfriend in the face unprovoked.

No. 737425

File: 1613138909911.jpg (366.16 KB, 1500x1125, il_fullxfull.454525732_gpc8.jp…)

>>737418
Do it faggot

No. 737426

>>737425
Stay tuned…

No. 737432

>>737425
I'm atheist and yet I love this painting, it's so wholesome!

No. 737445

>>737411
YO YOOOOOOOOOO

No. 737484

Eurofag here, is it normal for americans not to shove fish & chips up their asshole when the big ben strikes noon?

No. 737518

>>737484
There's honestly nothing else to do in your country anon. Amerifags think they want to go to Britain because its their heritage and because we just get giddy when we here your little Harry Potter voices, but when they get there they realize there's really just about nothing to do. We even have a better Harry Potter Land, probably.

No. 737575

>>737518
At least dogs have legs here you wanker

No. 737580

>>737575
??????????

No. 737586

>>737575
Please, please elaborate.

No. 737591

>>737575
Another Eurofag here. Can confirm that we all laugh at your dumb legless burgerdogs. While we’re on the subject, though, is it normal for Americans to keep their dogs’ shed fur and use it to make little woven bowls that they then feed the dogs from?

No. 737594

>>737591
as a fatburger we do that with our dogs fur but we need to so that we can put in food from the food farms on the moon using elon musks rockets. I don't think eurofags have that technology yet. I might be wrong though.

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File: 1613154856301.png (257.32 KB, 454x304, 7473027472034632654.png)

>>737591
god i have never wanted anything more than a legless burgerdog

No. 737613

>>737586
Ameurger dogs have wheels like a wagon that should be oiled every other day

No. 737649

File: 1613157543139.png (36.29 KB, 181x226, 28304723075345734.png)

>>737613
I was imagining like an egg shape and you can tip them and they wobble

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File: 1613160030079.jpg (224.25 KB, 700x519, legless_burgerdog.jpg)

>>737608
Ask and ye shall receive.

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File: 1613160272016.gif (60.57 KB, 200x128, 66252f9e4a5317a1e6d66f18287b34…)


No. 737694

>>737689
Yooooooooo

No. 737713

>>737689
Amazing, ILY

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File: 1613161555471.jpg (57.85 KB, 500x502, spussy.jpg)


No. 737720

>>737717
Thank you

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File: 1613166738640.jpeg (88.76 KB, 827x812, FF7F19AD-D3F1-42C4-BAB6-B97E39…)

>>720376

No. 737816

File: 1613168718488.gif (956.92 KB, 268x270, 8C586F34-B4FE-4849-8280-C6FB1D…)

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No. 737925

File: 1613178130866.jpeg (88.04 KB, 640x336, 527A8475-B2EB-4D35-9434-4E3831…)


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File: 1613179229913.png (5.84 KB, 423x270, tumblr_b124bb20ba791f8fc15f76f…)

>>722686
he deserves salvation

No. 737961

File: 1613182551591.jpg (1.69 MB, 1639x2048, FaceApp_1606148074906.jpg)

Ahem, excuse me Americanons, where can I get a cute cowboy (pic related) and how much do they go for?
Thanks in advance

No. 737963

File: 1613182728588.jpg (52.54 KB, 800x540, fatty-cowboy-drinking-whiskey-…)

>>737961
kek they don't exist

No. 737964

>>737961
Try Brokeback Mountain!

No. 738016

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times, pick it for you?

No. 738067

File: 1613202558793.jpg (6.11 KB, 474x425, 23316508_1528081837272672_4922…)

i just want to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but no matter how much i
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it does not relieve my desire to
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and i am just stuck in a cycle of
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No. 738082

File: 1613204635195.jpg (400.58 KB, 1079x1083, Screenshot_20210213-002235_Ali…)

>>738067

No. 738084

File: 1613205194789.png (329.67 KB, 600x600, 1608570430198.png)

You gain the ability to read and remotely control minds but can only do so to someone who happened to be flossing their teeth at the same time you were

No. 738093

>>738084
out of pure curiosity did you try to circumvent a toilet joke here?

No. 738094

SpongeBob had this to say

No. 738097

File: 1613209528562.png (395.61 KB, 720x681, 20h210s21210g75.png)

Bork me up inside (bork me)
Bork my name and save me from the dark (bork me up)
Bork my blood to run (I can't bork up)
Before I come undone (bork me)
Bork me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Bork into me and make me real
Bork me to life

Frozen inside without your bork
Without your bork, darling
Only you are the bork among the dead

No. 738099

File: 1613210024797.jpg (62.15 KB, 720x591, 10006972_1.jpg)

cat with umbrella

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File: 1613210697380.png (1.09 MB, 720x1121, image0.png)

oh hell yeah now that is a classy picture of my cat

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File: 1613213228005.png (728.7 KB, 1000x1114, 93790725_2436447139788185_8202…)


No. 738134

I AM SO HORNY BUT I AM AT WORK!! AS SOON AS I AM HOME, I WILL BE HUMPING MY PILLOW. NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME, I AM UNTAMED!

No. 738163

File: 1613219040191.gif (434.3 KB, 400x400, step0037.gif)

You want to go to my Chris' W Chan Rave at 9 p.m. CET so bad

No. 738174

File: 1613221502113.jpeg (45.52 KB, 552x555, A3FC78CF-8054-4ED4-B795-A72B2C…)

Posting a random image so the cp preview gets bumped off the homepage

No. 738183

>>738163
I do want to go. where is it

No. 738185

File: 1613222413861.gif (297.78 KB, 480x480, shrimply.gif)


No. 738186

>>738185
Better thaaan aaall the rest

No. 738190

>>738174
If you saw the cheese pizza, be sure to clear your chached images. You don't want that shit in your browsing history.

No. 738194

File: 1613223216587.jpg (77.08 KB, 640x413, 1602796803980.jpg)

>>738190
thanks anon

No. 738197

File: 1613224000830.jpg (18.89 KB, 317x240, Tubby_Toast_Legion.jpg)

I WANT SOME MF TUBBY TOAST

No. 738199

File: 1613224137950.png (59.52 KB, 180x180, McGriddles_top.png)

>>738197
They look like those griddles things you get from McDonald's. I haven't had one in years.

No. 738275

File: 1613231724897.jpeg (149.79 KB, 750x1026, 682AAA3C-3CE0-4E54-BA36-93D42D…)

>>738197
Tubby custard reminded me of the strawberry pudding I would have when I was younger I want it

No. 738335

File: 1613234812740.gif (5.25 MB, 640x386, getit.gif)

>>738183
It's in the center of Central Europe, so in the Czech Republic. I'll leave the rest to you to figure out. I know I'll see you there. Until then …

No. 738341

File: 1613235239048.gif (75.13 KB, 300x398, 72b28747f4c9743b99842c72147c12…)

If Death came up to me, I'd simply say "No, thanks" and refuse to die. R.I.P. to all y'all but I'm different

No. 738343

File: 1613235290477.png (326.01 KB, 720x698, 20210215004.png)

Don't be like this cat. Live

No. 738358

>>738335
>central europe
No such thing, everything east of germany is eastern europe, term "central europe" was made as a cope for slavs

No. 738377

I don't think I've ever met anyone who is 5'1". I don't think I've ever even heard someone say they are 5'1". They simply do not exist.

No. 738383

File: 1613237026397.jpg (54.6 KB, 680x759, 490.jpg)

>>738377
They do exist but they don't use caveman measurements
>Picrel, average metric system enjoyer

No. 738390

>>738383
People who are 154 cm don't exist either

No. 738404

File: 1613237981209.jpg (6.26 KB, 200x200, ec1.jpg)

>>738377
>>738390
Hello, 154cm/5'1" here. Nice to meet you.

No. 738407

>>738404
Huh? Do you guys hear that? What is that annoying buzzing noise? Well, anyway, 5'1" people don't exist, and neither do people who are 154 cm

No. 738414

File: 1613238510258.jpg (233.59 KB, 1432x1212, 20210213_124734.jpg)

>>738404
Its okay sis, don't listen to that ratchet ass hoe. I'll slice her tiddy if you want me to

No. 738417

File: 1613238637756.gif (1.37 MB, 384x270, midgets piss me off.gif)

I'm 146cm

No. 738420

>>738417
insect proportions

No. 738458

File: 1613240378975.jpg (60.41 KB, 720x796, FB_IMG_1594932143450.jpg)

I identify with Liz Lemon.

No. 738529

File: 1613245977316.png (52.09 KB, 420x294, 1341248209840_7639886.png)

troons be like

No. 738535

>>738458
I love that episode where she remembers herself as ultra-bullied in her class and she was actually a massive jerk to everybody. That was actually me. I was bullied but I also brought a lot on myself and didn't realize until my mid-20's I was a bitch. I mocked this guy that cut himself and wrote poetry and even cyber-bullied him about it but I felt justified because he "annoyed" me. Good God Lemon

No. 738536

I wish I could somehow send you the feeling I get from this song but just sending the song would not convey the feeling I got from it so like imagine a misty field and then sun shines and the mist clears and you feel that the world is good from the sunshine and spirits rising from the ground into the sky

No. 738538

>>738529
This is a subliminal message about ugly Star wars man
The words for his name are marked by an apostrophe I see you mang

>>738535
That was actually such a good episode, and kinda clever
Liz Lemon can be a bit of a nlog sometimes (I guess it was a bit more different at the time it was airing but still), but that was actually refreshing to see and still holds up

No. 738643

>>738093
i had to nerf the superpower
if you made it so that you could read and mind control people who shitted at the same time you did, it'd be too OP. everyone shits. some people have godawful oral hygiene though, and will never floss

No. 738708

m'comrades

No. 738806

When I was a little girl, my father used to sit me down, he would tell me stories, that his father's father told him. There's this one story that i've never been able to shake. It stuck with me for years. When my father who was five years old, he looked out his bedroom window, at a tree, and there were five branches. Do you see what's wrong with that? A five year old, five branches. Fast forward six months, it's his birthday. He's now five and a half years old. He looks outside at the tree, there's a dozen or more branches. And my father thinks to himself, well I'm not growing as fast as the tree's growing, there must be something wrong with me. So he says to my great great grandfather, "Father why am I not growing as fast as the tree?". And he looked at him, and this, today I still can't quite make sense of this. He said, "The trees are made of rings, and you are made of rings, and different things, and just like the tree has sap flowing through it to give it life, and bark to protect it from the elements. You too are are shielded with blood. -Granny Edna

No. 738828

>>738199
>>738199 is it a mcgriddle

No. 738830

>>738708

m’lesbian

No. 738907

ඞ amogus

No. 738940

>>737591
>keep their dogs’ shed fur and use it to make little woven bowls that they then feed the dogs from
girl what

No. 739185

>>737961
the only cute cowboy is rawhide kobayashi, change my mind

No. 739189

At the edge of my compassion there's nofin left to tolk, I would never want too ask you quesciens that can make it wurse, I just never dig into the past for bleming otherthouts, it is not a mather I coold let you run away with more.
CAN'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD SOME HOUP AND WE COULD AFFORD TO BREEF, CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE WERE JUST, LIVING FOR A DREEEEAAAM AND THE WORLD WAS LOOKING FOOL OF FORCE AND WE COULD PRETEND TO SEE, SOMEFINK GOOD IN ANYHING JUST WRONG NO MATTER WHACYU THIIINK,
CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR FOES?
CAN'T YOU REMEMBER MEEEEE?

No. 739242

File: 1613328422755.jpeg (153.62 KB, 905x2409, 8E4084C9-B0FA-4CB8-9899-18D3A3…)

ONE COUPLE HERE ONE COUPLE THERE NO MATTER WHERE I TURN MY HEAD THERES A COUPLE HERE AND THERE AND TO AND FRO AND I AM HERE LEFT BEHIND

No. 739325

File: 1613335273541.jpeg (25.22 KB, 360x450, 8C4377BE-82A7-4C3E-BBCD-3E998D…)


No. 739380

File: 1613340825704.jpg (60.17 KB, 660x960, 2e805658eb68ed0bcdd8f7196ab5d9…)

If we don't go there, I'll light a fire under your ass

No. 739386

File: 1613341481430.jpeg (2.04 MB, 4032x3024, 0D1437EE-ED2B-464D-9E91-D66E6D…)

Gonna do some phat lines off my girl madoka

No. 739388

>>739386
>phat lines
what, of fucking cement? what is that shit

No. 739404

some juice! some rum! trying not to live too long!!

No. 739413

File: 1613343737990.gif (336.29 KB, 580x574, 1612312262821.gif)

CHIRUMIRU.

No. 739426

File: 1613345215300.gif (470.79 KB, 165x140, 66A0A7C8-D08B-41AE-9D4B-C18911…)

>>739413
Home freaking run! Home freaking run!

No. 739431

File: 1613345815077.jpg (155.88 KB, 1199x800, Falling-In-Reverse-UK-Shot-Alb…)

What is it about emos that make them look like they're wearing wigs 24/7?

No. 739441

File: 1613346739076.jpeg (289.34 KB, 600x824, 702018B8-DBCB-4FF2-A44E-741A60…)


No. 739443

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

No. 739448

>>739443
Thank you so much for reminding me this exists.

No. 739450

>>739443
hhheaaaaacuhhhtsss

No. 739455

>>739431
an excessive amount of petroleum based products

No. 739496

File: 1613352076510.jpeg (129.85 KB, 1200x1945, 3D2739E2-8393-496E-BFDC-1B8A20…)

AYIYIYIYJYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYJYJYJYJYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYYIYIIYYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYIYIYI

PLEASE DEAR GOD GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND FOR I WANT TO FEEL THE PHYSICAL TOUCH OF A MAN

No. 739507

>>739496
Bitch same

No. 739524

>>739496
Disagree

No. 739580

File: 1613361325574.jpeg (689.29 KB, 2048x2048, E10B3593-62DE-467D-AECD-F4AE5E…)

it's a b-e-a-utiful day

No. 739592

File: 1613362422307.jpg (303.74 KB, 1598x1031, descargar (1).jpg)

>>739580
dang they be looking cute

No. 739648

File: 1613369580398.jpg (1.67 MB, 1920x1920, 3928ebehw8jee7.jpg)

Pick your poison anons

No. 739662

>>739648

the dog breed obv

No. 739666

File: 1613370818783.jpg (66.77 KB, 576x807, c98e0aeaa039d41719779bd2d8fcca…)

>>739648
I'd take all of them. But young Keanu wouls take priority and second would be adam driver because I would feel so small and cute with him.

No. 739668

>>739648
Top right, I'd suck that poison dry

No. 739671

>>739648
Who's that on the bottom left? I guess my pick is anyone who isn't Finn or Timothee. Isn't Finn like 16?

No. 739672

>>739671
Ezra's miller

No. 739673

>>739672
Oh. Ezra is very attractive (especially in that pic), but I feel like he would have a small dick.

No. 739674

File: 1613371524347.jpg (895.98 KB, 1600x2400, 01-ezra-miller.jpg)

>>739673
He dresses like a troon sometimes

No. 739676

>>739648
For the anon that was talking about getting a third fuck buddy for Captain America and Thor, she can pic from that selection (except for Timmy, he doesn't have black hair I think)

>>739671
Finn is currently 18 but it still feels icky. He looks too young

No. 739681

>>739674
He just looks like a gnc man, imo
>>739676
>Finn is currently 18 but it still feels icky. He looks too young
Oh I see. Wasn't there an anon in /g/ who had a crush on (underage) Finn because he reminded her of her brother or something? Actually, maybe those were two different anons and I'm mixing them up.

No. 739682

>>739648
i feel like i'm looking at 5 pictures of the same person

No. 739683

>>739680
>Wasn't there an anon in /g/ who had a crush on (underage) Finn because he reminded her of her brother or something
I want to believe this was a bait. No one will convince me otherwise.

No. 739696

>>739683
Are there any caps about this? I'm curious yet disturbed at the same time

No. 739697

>>739648
they all look like brothers
adam driver best choice only choice

No. 739705

>>739697
I'd say top row are half brothers, that are cousins to the bottom row brothers (timtom is also a half brother)

No. 739722

>>739648
Everyone but Finn and current Ezra

No. 739738

File: 1613383281663.jpg (720.98 KB, 1920x1080, Lana-Del-Rey-Wallpapers-HD.jpg)

>>736682
I spend so much fucking time fantasizing about how I wanna be a classic, old school mafia wife. I wanna be elegant, graceful, and classy but a scary bitch and own furs and have a limitless supply of drugs in a cozy lil house. I wanna cook my Soprano good homemade shit and even pack him lunches so all the other fellas envy him more, I wanna tend to all of the injuries that I can myself - stitch his knife wounds and pry out bullet shells. I wanna know all the business secrets and gossip and get his ass whacked if he ever cheats on me or lays a hand on me. I wanna be that boss bitch that helps the struggling women and kids in my hood and the dame that everyone steps up and goes outta their way for. God, I felt your post so spiritually.

No. 739744

File: 1613383948854.png (273.75 KB, 553x690, descargar.png)

why does atsushi sakurai make me feel things… hes so hot and his voice aaaaaaa is so good aaaaa

No. 739745

I would kill to be able to see them live… shit… maybe corona killed that chance

No. 739746

>>739738
it's possible if you try, just be aware these kind of guys are a lil wee abusive

No. 739751

File: 1613385511910.png (613.3 KB, 424x531, gun.PNG)

>>739746
I'll have you know that my dream gangster is as dumb as he is already dead (and 2D). I know, sis, it's just a big fantasy 'cause I need the escapism.

No. 739756

File: 1613386607477.jpeg (58.9 KB, 750x563, EE7C98ED-2E8F-43E2-93B3-B0B8D7…)

>>739751
But anon he’s only a gangster because he was poor… You should be the mob boss instead and put him through primary school so he finally gets the education he always wanted. Everyone in your jurisdiction will get an education and a sustainable life after getting out as long as your gang is running things.

No. 739806

theres some hoes in this house
theres some hoes in this house
theres some hoes in this house
theres some hoes in this house
theres some hoes in this house
theres some hoes in this house
certified freak

No. 739813

>>739806

No. 739814

File: 1613393418020.jpg (14.11 KB, 470x517, 1b89a0543dcd4879884c55fef936ef…)

I know I'm not the only bitch here with a WAP

No. 739819

Damb Weather Report is kinda hot

No. 739887

>>739756
Is Edward Elric a feminist icon?

No. 739903

WAP is the zoomer equivalent to Baby Got Back.

No. 739924

File: 1613405909185.png (12.66 KB, 606x88, rydhjhg.PNG)

What did he mean by this?

No. 739951

>>739819
>tfw no buffalo hat bf with smooth voice

No. 739966

File: 1613408362948.jpg (294.37 KB, 1200x1500, 21ad5cb6d4861dc38f250317418faf…)

>>739951
I know that feel

No. 739975

File: 1613408572782.jpg (73.59 KB, 600x470, jake-angeli.jpg)

>>739966
I know this is the shitpost thread but anon you're going too far

No. 739985

>>739903
Think you meant to say My Neck, My Back

No. 739989

File: 1613409089664.jpg (941.53 KB, 2048x1394, gettyimages-1294968744-2048x20…)

>>739975
beautiful shiny head

No. 739998

I wanna be Jackie Onassis, I wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses, I wanna be, Jackie o o oh OH OH please don't DIE!

No. 740003

>>739989
Back off bitch he's mine

No. 740022

File: 1613410456958.gif (2.57 MB, 540x270, 2489b03015d255c5a7dcabc82a4736…)

I wish they were my friends

No. 740049

>>739975
damn he looks like shit here lmao…norwood reaper takes no prisoners

No. 740059

File: 1613412278743.png (Spoiler Image,1.21 MB, 1166x600, Untitled.png)

Now this is a big dumb post but I really wish I looked like him, not in an aiden way but like idk you know what I mean?

No. 740063

>>739648
Ezra, Keanu, Adam

No. 740064

>>739648
Adam, keanu, finn only because of the ezra strangling that girl in reykjavik

No. 740078

File: 1613413893556.jpeg (101.07 KB, 749x827, 445AA9F8-10CD-4545-8326-F5CC51…)

>>739813
I adore you anon I love stoned ocean

No. 740080

File: 1613414027235.png (20.67 KB, 404x90, tumblr_obmh5ab5fj1s2kojso1_500…)

>>740078
Cool let's be friends then, I don't want to watch you masturbating though

No. 740093

>>739806
I miss it when it was just a basement party nineties song

No. 740177

File: 1613419419488.jpg (84.18 KB, 599x601, 818d4e8c10f79ac5ee6e3d78cd4353…)

First image reply is what I will from now on dedicate my life to

No. 740182

File: 1613419520048.jpg (15.42 KB, 480x360, sontails.jpg)

>>740177

No. 740183

File: 1613419547388.jpeg (108.4 KB, 750x561, 7A28B230-29F3-41A0-A61F-534A0A…)

>>740177

No. 740184

File: 1613419591788.jpg (180.52 KB, 960x1200, 8a44816b85ecfd0738c08b25dac0f3…)

>>740177
I was too slow

No. 740185

File: 1613419619738.jpeg (78.84 KB, 680x680, EBA38A44-5AD5-40A8-9259-B2A211…)

>>740182
Why anorectal violence?? I hate you, anon.

No. 740190

File: 1613419834735.jpg (125.67 KB, 1280x1541, b27f2070b98e4257ce401df4ca5b4c…)

>>740185
Pray to the frog wizard to lift this burden and try again

No. 740220

>>739887
no he’s just my boyfriend

No. 740318

File: 1613426932827.png (30.87 KB, 500x169, 3A60281C-04DA-401A-B5F5-4BEDF6…)


No. 740341

File: 1613429004809.jpeg (24.7 KB, 341x466, 00C8B652-EF81-4DA1-9493-96567A…)

>>740318
WELL HERE IT GOES HERE IT GOES HERE IT GOES AGAIN

No. 740363

File: 1613430444367.jpg (46.37 KB, 480x640, c24c534cd98a48fbb12f67786cce2f…)

This could be us but you playin

No. 740366

>>740363
For a minute I thought that was an old photo of me fml

No. 740371

>>740366
anon do you look like that? if so you're cute nonnie

No. 740409

File: 1613436314290.jpeg (375.51 KB, 750x704, B646E2BA-C9D5-481C-90D0-E62585…)


No. 740412

>>740409
Dipper Taco Bell? What I don’t get it

No. 740413

>>740409
what does it mean

No. 740414

>>740412
It's a weird fanfic.

No. 740415

>>740409
Lmaoo horrible fanfic

No. 740418

File: 1613437267073.png (52.81 KB, 532x62, 436547577.png)

>>740409
REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS

No. 740465

>>740418
The absolute shit show this fanfic cause on tumblr in 2011 despite being obviously baity-y

No. 740479

wheres the ocd anon who gets triggered by the word CUMGUZZLER

No. 740482

File: 1613444843159.jpeg (109.23 KB, 777x382, 1167B06E-5141-4A56-8782-23D67F…)

the ai fanfic generator fucking cracks me up

No. 740600

File: 1613464340151.jpg (64.17 KB, 526x571, 151207876_1869911976504195_750…)


No. 740609

File: 1613465702266.jpg (Spoiler Image,66 KB, 540x164, lcualAJ.jpg)

What a disgusting clickbait but the comments pointing it out make me laugh.

No. 740690

File: 1613481093135.jpg (385.1 KB, 1794x1320, 127013448_2716461528570705_755…)

Birds are the best form of life

No. 740696

File: 1613481438040.jpg (47.67 KB, 800x682, papuan-frogmouth.jpg)

>>740690
yes

No. 740705

File: 1613482580157.png (225.11 KB, 918x179, screeeeenshot.png)

>>740482
holy shit anon thank you so much for bringing my attention to this glorious website

No. 740711

>>740690
These bitches will get drunk on fermented berries and fly straight into windows, instantly dying

I love em

No. 740713

File: 1613484289457.jpeg (74.13 KB, 640x427, D3CB639F-EB57-4ED3-9C01-1CB511…)

>>740690
>>740711
Wait no sorry these are the alcoholic idiots

No. 740715

You're my special friends so I want to sing a song for you

No. 740757

File: 1613489930719.jpg (68.57 KB, 828x371, tumblr_93aa54c8e9d015e05e1b4ec…)

her mind

No. 740776

File: 1613491259526.png (337.45 KB, 720x703, 210gwj2.png)

>>740600
It took me 7 hours to decipher the cursive text, fuck you zodiac-coder-like bitch ass!!!

No. 740778

File: 1613491350284.png (664.33 KB, 699x626, 021022322302.png)

What's wrong, anon-kun? Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?

No. 740797

>>740778
yes, i crave mcnuggies and fry and mcchigglin and cheeseborg and bbq sawce

No. 740817

File: 1613495700124.png (3.7 MB, 1920x2400, 1613378613891.png)

CHOESE

No. 740828

File: 1613496675226.jpg (23.25 KB, 438x432, image0.jpg)

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No. 740847

File: 1613497842991.jpeg (152.96 KB, 744x503, 3EFA84D8-EE07-44D2-9410-1AF586…)

>>740705
I'm doing scenarios with Driver as both a hero and villain since I'm pretty sure this generator? is what anons were using in prior threads, and my other characters are… well, interesting

Thus far I've had Ezra, Ariana, Lana, Jim, Timothee, and Cera as villains or sidekicks. Wonder if there was a way to do a cow edition, but I don't know what cows to pair

No. 740862

File: 1613498637355.jpeg (1.06 MB, 828x1156, 9D4882D5-BE50-46EE-B454-60B13E…)

>>740847

No. 740881

>>740847
>>740862
Wow there were a lot of rumours of Ari fucking Carrey, so this is canon

>is what anons were using in prior threads
I think you're thinking of AIdungeon, it's a different thing. You interact with it and it writes new stuff on the spot, it's pretty fun

No. 740883

File: 1613499432532.jpg (155.9 KB, 827x914, 047aa746ac29b981eeeb2d64ac8de4…)

>>739738

No. 740890

File: 1613499678554.jpg (31.89 KB, 640x691, ebf8d668bff822ecc02d4a3d294ca1…)


No. 740893

File: 1613499756517.jpeg (724.8 KB, 828x890, DA1C162F-1CA5-4CD2-B2AB-C95788…)

>>740881
it gets better, because they played spin the bottle and it landed on timmee

sadly it didn't load after adam attacked, the AI has been wonky the last few ideas

No. 740902

File: 1613499949923.jpeg (684.88 KB, 828x828, BC3609C6-7778-4814-84D5-4FDB41…)

>>740893
a different one, Adam is the bearer of truth to Timmee

No. 740907

>>740817
lol I am the rat seriously choese is fucking delicious, I am that weirdo that puts it on everything. when I was in school use to put cheddar cheese to hot cheetos, I would ask the cafeteria ladies if I could borrow their microwave to warm it up and they were cool with it, it was fucking delicious, choese 4 lyf!

No. 740931

File: 1613500745132.jpg (180.09 KB, 1080x1816, a13edf2.jpg)

>>740902
Wearwolfs

No. 740979

Jumping in time to music is so goddamn satisfying especially if you have to do slow jumps my god I feel graceful

No. 740993

>>740902
Awesome… such a happy ending

No. 741010

File: 1613505549756.jpg (33.69 KB, 620x826, mz0nrzgwfbb41.jpg)

>The clocks ticking and this is what you do?

No. 741061

File: 1613508253582.jpg (91.44 KB, 1470x1040, 1539127890718.jpg)

meow

No. 741066

ITS LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAAAAAAAAAAAAY

No. 741078

>>740828
levifags are the bakugofags of this fandom i stg

No. 741091

>>740828
oh god

No. 741106

File: 1613509629164.jpg (34.46 KB, 355x474, 052f4a28786d1ac9c1a51838269877…)

>>741078
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>>741091
Picture removal detract earnest is by. Esteems met joy attempt way clothes yet demesne tedious. Replying an marianne do it an entrance advanced. Two dare say play when hold. Required bringing me material stanhill jointure is as he. Mutual indeed yet her living result matter him bed whence.

No. 741110

>>741061
It’s a cat.
A. FUCKING. CAT
Yes! Finally! I knew you were at the other side! Let me see your beans.

No. 741128

>>741066
I see you too read that anon's joke post

No. 741129

NOTICE

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No. 741130

>>741066
I see you too read that anon's joke post

No. 741173

>>741130
nta, but context?

No. 741210

>>740881
I just tried aidungeon, it tried to make me get premium, are my scenarios just too distinct lmao

was going to try for a celebricow apocalypse scenario

No. 741235

>>741210
Do it, it sounds fun
as pathetic as it is to admit this, I've played it with a self insert character to fuck AD

No. 741248

>>741235
queen, I want to do this too but I have no idea how to start! This seems so complicated

No. 741352

File: 1613521360232.jpeg (200.69 KB, 750x843, DD596046-4691-48D7-B4D5-6727AD…)


No. 741356

File: 1613521790840.jpeg (337.34 KB, 750x728, E3BA4295-359B-4817-80DA-171443…)


No. 741359

File: 1613522006997.jpeg (208.5 KB, 750x1334, EDF1A215-9754-49BD-9B75-C60A0B…)

i can‘t be the only one getting these ads

No. 741361

>>741235
I was gonna try and do one to fuck jc but I can't seem to get it that far, which scenario did you use and how'd you prompt it

winter storm blues here, no power and a dying phone battery, entertainment would be appreciated

No. 741371

File: 1613524174801.jpg (26.29 KB, 657x467, 1591316510797.jpg)

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO FEED AND SEED
OH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS "HAIL TO THE SNEED"
OOH THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOU
IT AIN'T SNEED
IT AIN'T SNEED
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE CHUCK NAH

No. 741376

File: 1613524981927.jpeg (126.93 KB, 828x798, 7D08A250-58CE-409A-9214-B3BA5E…)

Nevermind I figured out how to work it. Sheesh

"something like that" lmao
>is also claiming to be an angel and not human
that is strikingly and pretentiously accurate lmao

No. 741384

>>741376
>>741248
Did you remember to allow NSFW prompts in the configs?
I hope you have fun AD fucked my character in the back of his car in the way to the lawyer's office amidst a divorce oof
Maybe it's more of a Charlie Barber rp.

No. 741387

>>741376
How tf do i add characters

No. 741389

>>741387
Just write about it
Think of it as a fanfic that you are cowriting with a robot

No. 741391

>>741384
Yep I figured out how to and got what I wanted. fucked against a desk in a postapocalyptic world, ha!

No. 741392

>>741389
Oh my god i am dumb

No. 741394

File: 1613527226412.jpeg (246.34 KB, 828x752, 3D232FC5-3936-45A7-B8F7-86447A…)

why is he fucking like this though (from the intro)

is this the last semblance of him losing his mind or what bc i fucking kek'd

No. 741420

Monster energy beverage make-a me feel good!

No. 741432

File: 1613532783970.jpeg (73.83 KB, 567x405, ED3688D7-8B6E-40D8-8763-259027…)


No. 741435

File: 1613533354908.jpeg (175.03 KB, 828x548, B54AE6DA-26F1-44D1-8B50-FEF58D…)

>>741394
"bitch you drunk as fuck, remember?"
>without a doubt probably bit sam while she slept anyway

No. 741436

>>741420
>mario gets into energy drinks
what the hell nintendo

No. 741438

>>741432
True, fuck doomers

No. 741442

File: 1613534178012.jpg (42.25 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

EEEH? EASY MODO?
HOW LAME!
ONLY KIDS PLAY IN EASY MODO
KYA HA HA
HA HA
HA

No. 741443

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>>741435
Now I'm wondering… I've added Ariana in as an auxiliary character, but he's not fucking her. Should I make it so there's a love triangle during an apocalypse or not? I think that'd be fucking hilarious, but I don't know what turn it'll take the story for. Thoughts?

No. 741482

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>>741436
he always was

No. 741483

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Pulled the cap off a multipen and I'm tripping out guys whoooahhhh

No. 741489

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>>741482
blocks you're path

No. 741500

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other highlights from fanfic maker bonanza

No. 741501

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>>741500

No. 741560

>>741483
is Reggie a pug? ♥

No. 741591

uterus is suck and stupid

No. 741599

>>741489

No. 741608

Please bang my wife

No. 741645

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No. 741650

>>741359
Me too anon

i thought my algorithm was fucked since the kids are always russian or israeli

the whole thing seems sketchy as fuck but im not sure

No. 741652

>>741359
Same! I didn't think much of it but now it definitely seems more suspicious.

No. 741658

Cat likes banana

No. 741664

watching people you follow on social media slowly develop cow qualities is interesting

No. 741699

>>741664
social media was a mistake

No. 741744

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Name: Starsi

Pronouns: Starsi

Loves: napping and hiding things

Dimensions: 11.6 cm / 4.6 inches wide, 3.3 cm / 1.3 inches tall

Starsi comes from a starsun, a planet covered in fire, so Starsi loves the warmth of your body. Starsi makes a great vibrator for all surfaces, from genitals to chests, between and beyond. The curves on Starsi's back make an ideal grip, easily palmed in your hand. Transfemme vibrator seekers with genital dysphoria tend to enjoy Starsi for Starsi's ability to cover genitalia with a gently curved vulva-like feel, allowing us to map new genitalia and euphoria in our own mind. You don't have to be transfemme to discover Starsi's pleasures though. Starsi is a sweet and sensual friend.

No. 741746

>>741664
i fucking love it, i'm entertained for hours. this is why i love the farms, but there's so many hidden gems many wouldn't really understand or find unless you grew up around this person.

No. 741748

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Name: Trinity (and their partners Tripp and Trine)

Pronouns: She, He and Xe respectively

Loves: hugging, dancing, and cave exploring

Dimensions: 3.6 cm / 1.4 inch diameter, 17.7 cm / 7 inch height

Trinity comes from a cloud planet, a blue green gas giant of air, so she loves feeling your breath get heavy and soft again. Her long thin nature makes her perfect for inserting into all sorts of sneaky places. When Trinity is exploring your deepest fantasies, Tripp and Trine are there to stimulate some of your other extra sensitive spots. Trinity's flared base can be used to secure her in a strap-on holster, particularly exciting for lesbians and transmasc humans. The flared base also means she, he and xe are butt play safe. Trinity is a playful and purposeful friend.

No. 741749

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Name: Princette Puppypus

Pronouns: They / Them or the Royal We

Loves: Pizza and Butt Stuff

Dimensions: 4.3 cm / 1.7 inch diameter, 7.2 cm / 2.8 inch height

Princette Puppypus comes from a planet that is entirely covered in water, and so they love it when things are wet, whether from your body or your favorite lube. Our Princette makes a great vibrating butt plug, and is also so much more. They make a great stand-alone vibrator with a ring of independently buzzing legs on one side and a larger curved vibrating head on the other. Both the legs and the head make this Royal We easily grasped by all hands, and can slide between fingers for an open-handed explorative grip. Princette Puppypus is a versatile and euphoric friend.

No. 741751

>>741744
>>741748
>>741749
why do kweer sex toys have the least sexy descriptions possible

No. 741755

>>741751
Because they're made for the ugly population

No. 741756

>>741749
>nestles INTO the clitoral hood
wtf

No. 741766

>>741744
>>741749
>>741748
I really would not mind owning one of these though tbh

No. 741767

>>741766
Samefag, I just found the website they're from hehehe

No. 741771

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You ever just wanna go to heaven but…?

No. 741783

>>741771
But angels are telling you to not be afraid, just listen to them, silly beanie bean.

No. 741792

>>741751
It’s weird af because the descriptions make them sound like kids’ toys, not sex toys, i don’t know, giving them personalities and describing where to put them as if you’re talking to a retard makes them feel just wrong.
On their own, as a design I guess, they look nice, but the descriptions really makes them look like some sort of my first sex toy kind of fucked up thing.

No. 741804

>>741744
As a detrans with some nice clitoral growth to show from my old testosterone injecting tard days.. I'm sometimes tempted to look up weird toys that cater to shit like that (clit suckers that don't have a motor but that are based on mens pocket/stroker toys) then I come across this shite and I cringe. Might just go ahead and buy a 'Womanizer' brand suction toy. I remember seeing a transguy review it and complain about the name non stop. Bitch it sucks and sucks good, what more do you want?

No. 741868

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>>741771
Maybe this will help, from the dumb bitch memes thread

No. 741879

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Coffee? No thanks.

No. 741918

>>Got banned because I didn't use greentext correctly kek

No. 741974

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followup, he did cheat on Sam with Ariana, and worse yet, after Sam and him had a daughter together, with the kid being partly named after Ariana (Aria). I wonder if I should get Sam to kill Ariana or if Sam should kill Jim. But they do have a daughter. In a zombie apocalypse. Not sure if that bodes well for the kid.

Gotta love how the pretentious shit persists after a timeskip (if Sam's body is a mirror for her mind, then what does that make his body, eh? shut up jim you asshole). He also did give Sam $200 after sleeping with her in the past, on the third or fourth night or something.

Options from here on out:
>kill ariana
>kill jim
>kill ariana and jim
>introduce another character or implement tragedy subplot

No. 741975

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You didn't hear it from me, but I heard the government putting strands of "Mr.Sandman" in the covid vaccine

No. 742086

>>741804
hope you enjoy it anon…………………….. am jealous of your big clit tbh

No. 742114

>>741974
Last option

No. 742122

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It wasn't a bald dad asking me to sit on his face, or a "Nice pics!" from a guy wearing a sport coat with jeans in his profile picture. It was from a user named timotheeandapples (?) and he had this to say: I don't know what apples have to do with anything (he fucks a peach, ya?) and for a second, I couldn't even remember when I called Timmy a musty sewer rat. I mean, I knew that I must have called him a musty sewer rat at some point because a) he looks like a musty sewer rat, and b) I love to call everyone a musty sewer rat. But then I remembered this Slack conversation between me and some coworkers, published to babe dot net earlier this year: He does look incredibly oily like, ALL the time.

But the question remains: who's right in this argument? Timotheeandapples, who thinks I'm disrespectful, or me? Little ol' me, who dared to speak my truth about that thumb ring-wearing twink-but-not-a-twink who got famous pretending to bottom for Armie Hammer?

No. 742123

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Embracing my inner disgrace
>watched nintendo di(ssapointment)rect
>gonna watch american dad
>handmade pizza is in the oven

No. 742145

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Mmm. I want to chew this and swallow it and convert it to poo.

No. 742153

>>742123
I burned my goddam hand

No. 742175

>>742153
Come. Let my icy kisses renew your hand

No. 742181

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Chris Hemsworth fucking Adam Driver typa beat

No. 742188

>>742181
… Are you playing Adam?

No. 742189

>>742181
This bitch is rping as Adam Driver. Tragiqué.

No. 742217

>>742189
IT'S MY FIRST TIME AND I AM TOO DUMB TO WORK OUT HOW THIS SHIT WORKS I'm new to rp nerdism

No. 742229

>>742181
Website name anon?

No. 742230

>>742217
It's just funny, it's all
AD being this much of a bitch bottom tho

No. 742236

>>742229
NTA, but it's ai dungeon
There's some posts here and in other threads about it in casd you wanna know more

No. 742237

>>742230
Also midway i realised i should have went with kylo ren and thor but i seriously get fucking confused with the fucking narrator imagine being this stupid

No. 742239

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>>742229
aidungeon, you have to make an account to get a fleshed out scenario but you can basically write your way into anything

picrel example: boyfriend wants to kill himself because he cheated in apocalypse scenario

No. 742240

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>>742181
They kinda look good together

No. 742246

y'all make me wish I was using aidungeon for actual character shipping but I don't really have any ships. plus it's easier to make it self insert or oc. I did end up spiraling one of my smut ventures into an actual plot line though (oc wants to expose the mayor's infidelity in the paper and be the main writer to break the story but she's a mere news intern and her boss won't let her)

No. 742247

>>742240
They are the same height. Cool

>>742246
I have some ships but I honestly prefer using it for self insertdom
Maybe I should trying playing one of my ships

No. 742251

>>742240
I got drunk one night and i think i posted about them because it just _came to me_ they would look kinda cute

No. 742253

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>>742251

No. 742257

>>742253
I stand by what i drunkposted, I had such a lovely night

No. 742263

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>>742257
So, no John Oliver?

No. 742271

>>742263
It can be whoever you wish, babey

No. 742283

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>>742271
Okay I pick the cat

No. 742284

>>742283
It can be absolutely anyone human, babey

No. 742285

>>742271
you all know who i'd pick

No. 742293

>>742285
I am sensing that you're Carrey-chan

No. 742326

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Where is my medal from making AI duegeon doing fifthy shades stuff with Adam Driver and Chris Hemsworth.
Adam driver is the Anatasia Steel in the story.

No. 742327

>>742326
*dungeon

No. 742330

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https://superrare.co/artwork-v2/robojam-19363

I cant stop watching this.

No. 742336

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>>742326
Here

No. 742338

>>742336
IS ADAM NAKED PHEW BOY

No. 742352

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this bus parks newt to you, what do you do ?

No. 742359

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>>742338
Nonny if you are this thirsty his thread has his sex scenes and semi nudes

>>742352
Put my army training to use


>>742352

No. 742373

>>742352
Calling my hs math teacher ASAP

No. 742375

>>742352
Dammit, I don’t think I have enough bags to carry them home, those are like a lifetime supply for a home of 4 people.

No. 742383

>>742122
beautiful

No. 742387

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Keeper, your dungeon is emptier than your head.

No. 742388

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No. 742389

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Never eat anything bigger than your own head, Keeper

No. 742390

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A lost soul has entered your dungeon. Oh, no, it's wandered out again

No. 742391

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 742397

new thread!!

>>>/ot/742396
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>>>/ot/742396


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