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No. 122022

A containment thread for us driverfags to sperg.
Post here about Adam Driver's:
>film roles and characters
>different looks
>interviews
>merch
>insane people and conspiracy theories from r/adamdriverfans
etc.
Feel free to post AD memes as well!

**Do not come here to talk how ugly AD is according to you, how driverfags have no taste etc. This is an Adam Driver positivity thread (though healthy criticism is okay). If you hate him, just hide the thread!
If you see hater posts, please report them as derailing and do not reply kek**

No. 122023

Driver is very ugly according to me. Driverfags have no taste

No. 122024

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As I've seen most of AD's movies, I'm slowly preparing myself to watch Girls. Will try to give the TV series another shot and will come report how did I like it.
I am a bit scared of what it will do to my sexuality. It's true that watching Adam Driver scenes only would be easier, but I don't like to half-ass media consumption.

No. 122029

>>122023
This is not a lie though
Yours truly, an ugly tasteless driversperg

No. 122030

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I wonder how many driverfags are there though. I think around seven? So we should be cozy with each other here, fellow nonnies

>>122024
I honestly liked Girls for what it was (awkward, millennial sex in the city with self deprecating humor), but as I mentioned in other threads, it really went downhill for me during season 3. The protagonist (Hannah) was waaaay to annoying and narcissistic (she was a bit before but had redeeming qualities) and I don't know if the writers had to dance around the fact some actors were doing other projects, but there was too much Lena Dunham. Too fucking much.
Season 4 and 5 were good and on the funnier side again, but the damage to Hannah's character was permanent.
Adam's character (that's a actor called Adam Sackler… Fanfic much) really grew on me, he starts very weird and gross but I guess that was the point. He has a good character arch despise his flaws.
My favorite characters were Ray (honestly the only voice of reason), Shoshanna and Adam. It was a fairly quick watch as well.

No. 122032

>>122030
I never got to finish Girls but I did start it just because Adam Driver was in it. Not sure how far I got but Hannah got on my nerves too much to keep watching. Is it worth going back to finish it?

No. 122038

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I just bought pic related. Please send help As a Kylo Ren and Adam fan, I'm happy like an idiot though

No. 122039

>>122032
I guess I'd recommend the first 2 seasons, but if Hannah annoyed you already at the start, there's no way you're going to like it lol
All the characters are annoying (some more than others):
-Hannah is super whiny and selfish, very self absorbed and think she's better than she is most of the time. She's a typical privileged libfem that hates her parents for no reason, and sometimes I honestly don't know when her actions are portraited by the writers as genuine or as a joke
-The same could be said for Marnie; she's absolutely narcissistic and thinks too highly of herself, however she's at least moderately talented, pretty, thin, educated and had a harder upbringing, so she is, in my opinion way more sympathetic. Also she's way more driven at her goals than Hannah (most times, controlling even), cause Hannah always expect everything to fall over her lap.
-Jessa is a junkie impulsive bitch, she is at least more honest with what she wants but she's generally pretty lost and I hated her for most of the series because although you could see she grew up in an awful environment (she once tells knowing what AIDs was at age 5 because her uncle died from it), she's still an impulsive manipulative junkie at the end of the day. She does get better as the series go on, but it's very little and very late.
-Shoshanna is legitimately the only good person in the main cast. At the beginning she comes off as a bit of an airhead, but she's just kinda valley girl and is actually very intelligent and is finishing her business degree. I can think of only two instances that she was actually mean throughout the whole series, and they are pretty minor compared to all the other bullshit the other girls do. She's friendly, bubbly, driven, and when needed she tells shit as it is. She even runs away for a while (I'd too, if I had such an awful friend group)
-Ray, as I said, is the only voice of reason. He's 33 and older than the main cast, grows significantly career wise, has the best opinions most of the time, is super helpful. I guess his only downfall is that he's very short tempered, but it doesn't last much and doesn't overshadow the good things he does.
-Elijah, he's the token crazy gay friend. He does some questionable stuff and gets annoying sometimes especially when he do drugs, but he's mostly okay and has the heart in the right place.
-Adam, as I said, starts as a weird perv that Hannah knows at a party, he's kind of a sex addict and is pretty lost regarding what he wants to do in life, he only knows that he wanna do something artistic. As the series progess, he actually gets some gigs as an actor and his career starts to grow exponentially, even appearing on TV series. The character grows with his career, he becomes way more chill, although he has still big anger issues lingering. They get better, but never go away. Like real anger issues, he breaks a lot of shit, even shit that isn't his.

I gave you this huge ass summary of all the recurring characters so you can decide either you wanna see it or not based on their personalities. Keep in mind, Hannah is still the protagonist so she shows up a lot.

No. 122042

finally can share AD stuff

No. 122064

>>122038
I am kinda envious kek with the hot toy dolls, it would make for a cool display

No. 122066

>>122032
don't do it anon.

I watched the last episode that Adam was in and it's depressing. He breaks up with Jessa for a day and goes off to fuck Hannah then they break up the same day and Adam goes back to Jessa. In my opinion I thought that shit was bleak and depressing.

Also Adam driver as romantic lead in Georgian period piece when?

No. 122074

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>>122042
omfg thank you so much for posting this!!! I usually cannot watch youtube videos that are longer than one minute because I have attention issues but this was amazing.
Kek at Adam breaking chairs - the part came on just as I thought how I love photos of him in chairs that he barely fits LMFAO
>When a 6″3 grown up man tried to squeeze himself into a tiny chair as much as possible…
Pic related
>>122064
oh my God anon, how did you know that I am the same retard? Kek
I'm kinda annoyed at myself since I could put away the money toward the Hot Toys figure. On the other hand, I really love this even though it's just a print. Cannot wait till I can set up a proper Kylo ~shrine~ kek I really love having shrines to things I love, is this some form of an autism?

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>>122066
>Also Adam driver as romantic lead in Georgian period piece when?
Anon, please. That would be legit a wet dream of mine. I love historical clothing (from the 17th century onward) so anything in pic related would be amazing for me. please gimme AD in a low ponytail

>>122074
I didn't know, if it wasn't you I'd gladly post them dolls again
Tbh I also kinda like doing low-key shrines - not fully dedicated ones, but I arrange my figures by characters. But I kinda dislike the name shrine, I guess because I associate it with crazy tit-cheesed otaku men, either for flavor of the month underaged anime girl or kpop idol. I guess I prefer it a bit more tasteful.
I don't think it's the 'tism though (I am absolutely not autistic and most people I work with don't even know about my collection, they'd surprised probably), I guess sometimes humans just have a bit of bird brain and want to collect shiny nice things for their nests.

No. 122079

Cringe

No. 122081

>>122079
your cringe

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No. 122083

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King

No. 122088

>>714159
Marriage story Adam Driver SAG screening interview
15:27 for the start a question about he doesn't want to get divorce.
For the anon that asked in shitpost thread

No. 122093

>>122088
You need to use the cross-board linking syntax to quote someone from another board

No. 122102

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>>122088
Thanks, anon.
Riding the gossip wave, here's a masterpost of all his suspected blind items, in case anyone wants to talk about these rumours. (Copying this from the subreddit, mostly)

JUNE 2015
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 #4
** Interesting detail - this blind has been deleted from crazydaysandnights but is still visible as item #46 here
This B list mostly movie actor who is B+ list on his hit pay cable show, was supposed to take part in a panel discussion this week but he showed up whacked out on something and the organizers begged him to not show up on the panel. Not to worry because he didn’t even make it from the pool area to his room and slept it off on a beach chair all night.

Actor: Adam Driver (Some say Collin Farrell too)
Show: "Girls"
Event: 2015 Maui Film Festival at Grand Wailea

JUNE 2016
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 #12
Another interesting detail - this blind has also been deleted from crazydaysandnights but is still visible as item #189 here
For the second consecutive year, an actor at this film festival was barely coherent while talking about their movie because they were stoned out of their minds. This year, it was that A- list mostly movie actor who got robbed of an Academy Award nomination. Must be something in the weed out there.

Film festival: Maui Film Festival At Wailea
2015: Adam Driver or Colin Farrell
2016: Michael B. Jordan or Bryan Cranston



AUGUST 2017
https://blindgossip.com/the-quiet-divorce/ (EXCLUSIVE)
This actor is best known for his role on a successful (and occasionally controversial) cable series that is now off the air. He also appears in a huge franchise and is securing more film roles as a result.
He isn’t known for having dated a lot of girls, but he did get married a few years ago. His wedding was on the quiet side, although the star of that cable series was definitely in attendance.
His bride has been by his side at every film premiere and charity event and awards ceremony.
Until now.
He stopped wearing his wedding ring a few months ago. And, although there are lots of photos of the couple from 2016 and earlier, the two have not been in a single photo together this entire year. His wife hasn’t attended any events with him, either.
“The marriage is over. He’s keeping it very quiet, though.”

SEPTEMBER 2017
https://blindgossip.com/the-mystery-of-the-pregnant-wife/(EXCLUSIVE)
Earlier this year, we told you about a TV actor whose career seemed to be getting bigger… while his marriage seemed to be disappearing! He had stopped wearing his wedding ring and his wife (who is an actress but not a star) was no longer by his side.
Now an even bigger mystery has turned up about this same relationship!
Someone sent us a photo of his wife… very pregnant!
Wait. What?!
In the photo, supposedly taken earlier this year, she and a friend are in someone’s kitchen. The girls are both very pregnant and seem to be admiring each other’s baby bumps.
Was his wife really pregnant or was it a very realistic fake bump? Did she get pregnant before or after she and our actor split up? Is it his baby? If not, is that the reason they split up? Did our actor secretly divorce? Is he secretly a daddy?
What is going on?!
This is one tough mystery and we would be lucky to solve it while we’re young. Frankly, it’s driving us a little crazy!

MARCH 2018
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 #9
This A list mostly movie actor had a big year movie wise and a pretty cult like meme following. On the set of his new movie he is cheating on his wife. He is also cheating on his wife off the set. Adam Driver/Joanne Tucker (Scarlett Johansson "Untitled Noah Baumbach Project")

AUGUST 2018
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 0809 #1
This A- list mostly movie actor rose to fame during a pay cable show for which he was a multiple Emmy winner/nominee. The thing the married actor never talks about in public is his toddler baby with another woman. He just pretends the child doesn't exist. It may be why he and his wife are always on the edge of splitting. Adam Driver ("Girls")
(Likely Enty mixed up his details or was given half-factual information.)

SEPTEMBER 2018
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 #6
The biggest of the big movie franchises spawns a whole lot of convention signings. It also has the stars going out to places and signing on their own. In fact, every star goes out on their own except for this married actor who also did television and this foreign born A- list actress. These two always do the signings together and yes, they are hooking up. Adam Driver (Joanne Tucker)/Daisy Ridley ("Star Wars")

NOVEMBER 2018
https://blindgossip.com/deboarded-and-downgraded/

This actor is known for his TV role on a cable series as well as his role in a film franchise.
His relationship with his wife has always been a bit odd. The status of his marriage has been ambiguous for years. Apart or together? Who knows.
The latest? His wife used to be listed as the co-founder a charity organization with him. She was also on the Board of Directors.
Not any more.
It would probably have brought too much attention to the situation if she was disappeared altogether, so she’s been… downgraded. She is no longer on the board and is no longer mentioned as a co-founder.
Odd. Does this mean that they are no longer together?

JANUARY 2019 1/2
https://blindgossip.com/undermining-awards-season/
Awards campaigns can sometimes get a little dirty.
In this case, somebody is trying to undermine this actor and his movie from being honored during awards season… by tying him to racism!
To be clear, the accusations aren’t about anything the actor has personally done. It has to do with dredging up one of his family’s relatives from more than a hundred years ago who may have owned slaves or taken part in the slave trade.
We don’t know if they are trying to tank the actor’s chances for a win – or the film’s chances for a win – but it is interesting timing on the saboteur’s part as it was not brought up when the film was released last year.
At the very least, it could certainly make things uncomfortable for the actor on the red carpet if some media outlet decides to make it a talking point out of it and put the actor on the defensive.

JANUARY 2019 2/2
https://blindgossip.com/dating-one-of-three/
We have a really interesting side note for you on the latest celebrity dating rumor that is making the rounds.
Is this gorgeous actress really dating this gorgeous divorced actor (who we will call Actor 1)?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Here’s the thing: This story may have gotten twisted on the way from source to publication.
“The story that she was introduce to [Actor 1] by her ex is not true. The truth is that she met AN actor on the set of [a commercial shoot] and they started seeing each other.”
Here’s the twist.
“There were actually THREE male actors at the shoot, [Actor 1, Actor 2, and Actor 3]. She started dating one of them… but nobody actually knows which one! The media just assumed that it had to be [Actor 1].”
Why would the media assume that it is Actor 1?
Because the other two actors are supposedly MARRIED.
And once you figure out who Actors 2 and 3 are… this gets really interesting!
So while Actor 1 is certainly the most viable candidate, we did want to let you know that there might be other options.

FEBRUARY 2019 1/2
https://blindgossip.com/moving-in-moving-out/

This celebrity couple has been on the move in a very sneaky way just prior to The Oscars.
They lived together in Home 1 in a major city.
They decided to renovate.
During the renovation, she stayed in Home 1… but he moved to Home 2.
After the renovation, he moved back from Home 2 to Home 1… but she moved out of Home 1 and into Home 3.
Safe to say that they are not living together anymore.
However, they are still keeping up appearance of being a couple as they have been attending awards-seasons events together.
Why? Well, one of them is nominated. It makes sense to keep up the charade.
We absolutely expect to see them sitting together at the Oscars. After that… they can quietly drift apart again!

FEBRUARY 2019 2/2 (appeared within 24hrs of each other)
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/24 #2
Pretty interesting that this A/A- list mostly movie actor in a big franchise who first got high on the list from a cable show now is listed as having a separate address from his wife. They are extremely private people so we might never know if they split unless they say something. Adam Driver ("Girls"/"Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens")/Joanne Tucker

MARCH 2019
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10#8
He is married, but it is really up in the air if this A- list dual threat actor who stars in a huge movie franchise is still married. His current co-star is definitely still with someone. So, the hooking up is probably not a good idea. Adam Driver/Keri Russell (Every Photo of Keri Russell and Adam Driver Is Hornier Than the Last) Adam Driver and Keri Russell Share a Stage and Then, Maybe, Lightsabers

APRIL 2019
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/01 #11
It is not like she hasn't cheated with a co-star before and he does have a very odd marriage, so it probably wouldn't shock anyone to learn that this A- list mostly television actress and this A- list mostly movie actor who keep working together are also hooking up. Keri Russell (Matthew Rhys)/Adam Driver

JUNE 2019
(appeared one day after the related Daisy engagement blind
https://blindgossip.com/he-will-never-get-rid-of-her-now/
https://blindgossip.com/starry-eyed-photo-ops/

There were a lot of rumors that these this famous actor and actress – who costarred in a blockbuster franchise together – were also a couple in real life!
There were those meals together away from the rest of the cast, those little weekend trips they took without the rest of the cast, and a few odd events where The Actor and The Actress showed up without the rest of the cast. All very cozy and intimate and just the two of them… but not exactly enough receipts to prove that they were having an affair.
Of course, there were also those pesky details of The Actor being married and The Actress dating someone else, but that didn’t stop the franchise fans from shipping them!
Well, now The Actress is engaged to someone else. That means it’s time to formally distance her from The Actor.
Of course, there will be the usual photos of The Actress and her new fiance, all starry-eyed and in love. Actually, that’s true. They are in love. And those photos are expected and logical.
However, you should also look for a brand new round of couples pictures and puff pieces about The Actor and His Wife, to try to convince you that they are all starry-eyed and in love, too.
Except… that latter part isn’t so true.
We’ve told you that The Actor and His Wife don’t actually live together anymore, right?
However, they are still pretending to be a couple.
Hey, if they are going to fake that, they might as well drag that secret baby out of hiding while they’re at it!

JULY 2019 (Semi related)
https://blindgossip.com/ring-on-ring-off

Blind Item #8
He is married, but it is really up in the air if this A- list dual threat actor who stars in a huge movie franchise is still married. His current co-star is definitely still with someone. So, the hooking up is probably not a good idea.
(Some say it's Adam/Daisy, honestly I think it's just too vague)

Blind Item #17 - Oscars
Without knowing what happened to this actor mentioned in a previous blind item for cheating on his wife, a spy said the actor was being over the top in showing everyone how much he loved his wife. Just these dramatic displays of affection that seemed out of place for time and situation. Guess he was trying to make it up to her.

Blind Item #23 - Golden Globes
This A list dual threat more of a movie actor now who was a nominee last night was on and off fighting with his wife all night. Much of it was hushed, but the words they used to each other were brutal. Apparently he was busted cheating and then she got revenge by cheating, but it also seemed by the words that happened a bit ago.

No. 122105

>>122102
Sorry anon but reading some the article make me feel retarded.

>He had stopped wearing his wedding ring and his wife (who is an actress but not a star)

Yeah Anon this has the same level energy with those kpop dating scandal in dispacth

No. 122106

>>122105
Yeah, some of the blinds are legit fanfics. Just figured I'd post them all, regardless.

What I personally believe, as stated before: On and off marriage, bandaid baby (Driver's, ffs), cheating. I believe he may actually have had a fling with Daisy because they are both young, attractive, leading romantic ish roles with lots of sexual tension, yadda yadda. It has happened in a lot of movies before like Twilight and star wars itself, so I wouldn't doubt it. But claiming some inexistent romance is very delusional.

No. 122108

>>122102
Why do people believe these fuckin things I don't get it. I guess Nigerian princes need help too.

No. 122120

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>>122078
Anon he is already hot in up ponytail but with low ponytail Imagine hmmm

No. 122161

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>>122078
>>122120
NTA but I love your ideas! TBH I'm happy whenever Adam has longish hair please never shave it or cut it, God. While I loved how he looked in Hungry Hearts, Star Wars (especially TFA), Marriage Story etc. I would love to see some variation. The ponytail could be amazing honestly, especially paired with high quality period piece costume. sorry I don't know shit about historical fashion though I love to gawk at it!

>>122078
I like the name shrine because it sounds crazy and obsessive, but in a tongue-in-cheek way.
It helps that I found out about the concept thanks to this ancient RookieMag article:
https://www.rookiemag.com/2012/02/not-creepy-at-all/
I still enjoy looking at those photos, they are so nostalgic. Wonder if I will be able to google a proper AD shrine lmfao.
>>122102
thanks for compiling these, I will read,
ponder and go back to this topic.

BTW, has anyone watched Logan Lucky? How much Adam is present in it? The interview featured here >>122042 made me remember that I still need to see the movie.

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This give me a Keanu vibes

No. 122170

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>>122169
Well… not sure if this meme is valid but yeah

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How are we feeling about this?

No. 122172

>>122171
I'm honestly interested how it turn out. Adam is going to play a Hitler study professor who want conquer his fear with death.

No. 122181

Why

No. 122186

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>>122170
Honestly, this would prob explain why I have such the hots for AD. Keanu was my first crush ever growing up and it never faded.

No. 122191

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>>122161
I honestly don't think he'll ever cut his hair again (unless for a part maybe) because he seems very comfortable in his new look of medium to long hair. Probably because it frames his face better and hides his big ears

I didn't watch Logan Lucky yet cause I was planning to do so with my fiancee that's is currently away, but my brother watched and liked it a lot. AD plays the brother of the protagonist, and I think he's a bit of a protag himself, so I believe he's very present.

>>122170
I think he only looks like Keanu in very very specific moments, but I can see them attracting the same people lol Adam is definitely more… Exaggerated, I guess.

>>122171
I am beyond pumped about this, seems right up my alley. dream/hallucination sequence with AD wearing vintage military garb please Noah I've never asked you anything

>>122042
Late, but I really like his sense of humour. This video was a delight despite all the distracting editing kek

No. 122192

>>122191
This just looks like an incel timeline to me

No. 122193

>>122161
I watched Logan Lucky, I really loved it, it was funny and very interesting. I am the kind of person who doesn't like to watch movies but it was on tv and I watched for a bit and then I couldn't stop watching. He is very present in the movie because he is the main character's brother and they are plotting a heist and they go almost everywhere together.

No. 122205

never posted about ad here not in the last two years at least but i love him so much and id like to do all types of things to his goofy tall ass. something about him is just so charming and captivating im so happy this thread was made.

No. 122206

a true competition for peter steele.

No. 122207

straight women are not okay. we need this damn vaccine, man

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obviously I disagree about Adam's looks but this stupid tumblr ask is so funny to me

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>>122218
"And I am a 30 or 40 years old man"

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No. 122367

>>122254
I love this so much!!! Can you wish us good morning and afternoon someday too?

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No. 122389

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true OTP

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No. 122392

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just remembered that i have some ad memes. this one sums up the thread very neatly.

No. 122396

>>122191
I like the early Adam Sackler (aka Girls era) hair. Makes his face look less bulbous imo and the ears are cute.

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No. 122402

>>122401
This>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reylo

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>>122392
i wish I was bisexual so I feel this, I am painfully het, luckily I've found a great nigel

>>122396
>Makes his face look less bulbous imo and the ears are cute.
I kinda understand this point, that's probably why 2014ish hair is my absolute favorite on him, it frames his face quite well. But I do love myself some long hair, so I don't mind either way. I wonder if someday he'll let it grow reeeaally long, like past shoulder length. Maybe for that imaginary 18th century movie of mine.

No. 122441

>>122400
why is this book so expensive???
It costs almost as much as Hot Toys Kylo Ren figure. What the fuck.
Wonder if a handy pdf can be found online, even if it's not the same.

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t i d d i e s

No. 122452

>>122400
>This stunning companion book, a box set from Assouline, contains two volumes—one for Nicole, one for Charlie—that allow the reader to see the film’s narrative through each half of the couple’s eyes. Featuring film stills, set photography, quotes from cast and the filmmakers, and two astute, lyrical introductions, this pair of books takes readers both behind the scenes and straight into the heart of this magnificent film.

Not that the film was bad, it wasn't. Why not just set the money on fire instead.

No. 122465

I love my Kylo Ren shrine so much.

Though any figurine of him that makes him look ugly can burn in hell

No. 122468

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>>122465
Can't get much worse than this fucking abomination

No. 122469

>>122465
What stuff do you have, anon?
Would love to see the photos, though I understand if you don't want to post them due to privacy concerns.

No. 122471

>>122451
milf of my dreams.

No. 122475

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>>122441
>>122452
Might considering get it because Marriage story is my favorite Adam Driver film. Whatever
>>122465
The only acceptable figures of kylo ren are the nendoroid,shf figurearts, and hot toys one

No. 122482

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>>122469
I have about 25 pieces in my collection (so far) but this body pillow is my prized possession.

Some anons think I'm trolling but developing your first fictional crush as an adult does things to your brain

No. 122489

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Just watched "While we're young" and I really vibed with hipster Adam, looks wise. I prefer his regular clothes but this visual was very interesting.
I highly recommend the movie! Noah Baumbach is a very good director and I really like his writing style, I am glad Adam's been doing a lot of movies with him. I also thought Ben Stiller was pretty good there.

>>122482
What!! You never had a fictional crush as a kid? That's very unheard of. Kinda cute ngl

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>>122482
ahh, that's nice! I wanted to complain about lack of Kylo Ren body pillows before, but stopped myself. The one you own is beautiful but it triggers me because it doesn't show whole Kylo. I will never understand why artists creating art for custom dakis fuck up like this. The pillow is supposed to look like the character is laying with you in your bed, why do this?
I'm sorry for the criticism since the art on the pillow is gorgeous otherwise. I also love that it features hurt Kylo on one side! I really hope someone on etsy starts selling more Kylo pillow cases… how come nothing is available ATM? I'm sure a lot of women would buy it kek
>>122475
I like the Disney die-casts too, even though they are not perfect. Not sure if I would recommend them, but I'm happy to have them in my collection. The TFA die-cast Kylo was the first unmasked figure, so I have a soft spot for him. It was really special to own a Kylo figure that was not masked trash kek
but that is not enough, so I will buy the hot toys one

No. 122504

>>122482
fanning myself right now, thx I got something new to crush on

No. 122510

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Femdom Adam fantasy?

No. 122512

>>122482
The second image looks like he's dead wtf

No. 122513

>>122510
uhh… do you have more of this shit

No. 122516

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>>122513
here we go anon

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No. 122519

>>122510
Does this count?

No. 122563

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>>122510
This is a very interesting concept, but this is my personal fantasy kek
I wish they would make an AD lifting up women compilation cause he does that a lot and it makes me horny everytime

No. 122567

>>122563
be the AD lifting women compiler you wish to see in the world, anon. And then share it with us.
thanks for giving me more motivation to lose weight, I want my bf to pick me up like this wow

No. 122571

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>>122567
Spoiler very NSFW, but this scene where he lifts Jemima with one arm. Oof
this is also a weight loss motivation of mine
I don't have a pc currently but when I do, I shall download all of Girls and his movies again and compile it kek

No. 122574

>>122482
he looks like cumberbatch in the shirtless picture, anyone else see it?

>>122571
I'm not even a driveranon but this is testing me

No. 122575

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>>122574
>he looks like cumberbatch in the shirtless picture, anyone else see it?

No. 122576

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>>122574
I have another sex clip if you want it, anon

No. 122581

>>122576
Please post any and all you have.

No. 122589

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Funking Funko butched his glory, I'm waiting Ben solo nendoroid

No. 122593

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>>122581
Just for you, nonnie

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>>122593
I also have this one from hungry hearts but it's not super explicit or anything, spoiler anyway just in case

No. 122632

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List of question that Adam Dtiver refused to answer during interview

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>>122633
>>122593
>>122594
thank you so much anon, omg I need to watch Hungry Hearts again. I love the light in the scene you posted and the thing he does with his hand.
I'm praying for your computer for the sake of the unholy Adam compilation kek
>>122632
>>122633
Source? I literally cannot tell if this is a joke list or not lmfao

No. 122680

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>mfw I actually had a dream about AD for the first time today and my cat woke me up before anything could happen

>>122632
>>122633
Yeah, any receipts? I understand him not wanting to answer some questions there cause it's either too personal, too politically charged (the gun thing, I would personally answer that one but I understand avoiding it) or just plain weird. Wtf is that last one

But the
>Does your wife compliment you
Why wouldn't he answer that? "Yes." "What does she say?" "That I am a tall boy" and that's it

Also
>You can't talk about the Star Wars thing, right?
Is this about spoilers, especially the Reylo kiss in TRoS? Or is it a recent question and they're trying to play coy about the cheating rumours? If so, yeah, that is also pretty innapropriate

No. 122708

Why is the clip at 3:15 so cute
Also whoever edited this is really a dumbass cause they loop and repeat clips

No. 122725

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I just bought an Adam Driver sticker pack. This make me driverfag dumbass self happy.

No. 122728

>>122725
anon you can't just post this without providing links

No. 122731

>>122728
I don't post because privacy reason.

No. 122750

>>122728
nta but etsy is your friend!

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>>122770
word sis

No. 122774

>>122563
>>122567
>>122571
kek your boyfriends are just weak, I weigh 140 pounds and my husband can lift me easily

No. 122776

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>>122774
Humblebragging? In my driversperging thread?
It's more common than you think!

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>>122770
>>122771
>>122772
You gave me life with those memes, especially the driverfagging one
thread OP here and I am so happy that I have created it after all! I was scared the antiAD fags are somehow right and I am the only one who actually cares about AD and not ~a lolcow meme~~ or whatever bs they were pushing.
This thread is so comfy and brings me so much joy and inspiration

Pic kinda related, but also I just wanted to say that it gave me another reason to watch Girls.

No. 122793

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>>122792
also pic related is very interesting and uh, promising. I am sorry

No. 122807

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>>122792
OP, thank you for creating the thread! I kinda wanted to do it but I thought it would be a bannable offense and that the thread was gonna be locked right afterwards.
We are few, but we are cozy. Love you all driverfagging bitches

No. 122809

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Driverfags, What is your opinion about Vergil from Dmc V? Many people often compare him on Adam Driver.I personally think only his head look similiar to him, the rest of his body too skiny.

No. 122812

>>122809
he sort of reminds me of Kylo Ren but mixed with some trashy scene boy from shit band like BMTH or something.
His face is beautiful though! Much more conveniently attractive than Adam's, though. I think he doesn't look that much like Adam at all, but has a similar vibe to Kylo and that's why people are making the comparison.

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>>122812
My thoughts exactly. This character surely is more conventional and also very beautiful, but if I was to chose, I'd still pick AD kek

No. 122824

>>122809
I love them both. I'm a Driverfag but I will admit that if Adam hadn't played Kylo I don't know if I'd ever gotten obsessed the way I was some years ago. Of course I think Adam's a great actor and I've liked some of the movies he's in it a lot, but I'll admit it was the emo look that got me. About the weight, Kylo in the first movie is kinda skelly, so it works out. V is simply one of the best videogame boys.

No. 122828

>>122820
>This character surely is more conventional and also very beautiful, but if I was to chose, I'd still pick AD kek
I agree of course! Though I'm not being fair since I don't know personality of Vergil at all… but on the other hand, I adore both Adam and Kylo so there is no way Vergil would be able to dethrone this dual entity. Kek
Kylo is my first actual husbando (had some minor ones) and the second Favorite Character For Life.
He's kinda irreplacable.
>>122824
> V is simply one of the best videogame boys.
Is it worth playing DMC just for him? I find his looks very attractive (beyond the metalcore influence in his tattoos), but IDK if I would like him… Is he tragic and complicated like Kylo or just edgy? Feel free to throw spoilers at me (marked ofc)

I feel like mentioning that any time someone reminds me of that Disney otome with Kuroshitsuji artist designs, I'm salty that there is no (and probably never will be) romantic Kylo Ren visual novel… this is my dream… I wish women were as tech savvy as men. Plenty of artists and writers in the fandom, yet there is no chance of a fanmade Kylo Ren game.

No. 122838

>>122828
>I wish women were as tech savvy as men
This thread was a mistake

No. 122839

>>122828
I guess you could but he's only in the fifth game and idk how understandable it is without playing the other games? Of course you could just watch it on youtube that's what I did since the game doesn't run on my pc reeeeeee
I'd say he's a pretty tragic character, yes, since his days are counted!

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>>122838
I feel like this is bait but I will bite in case someone else misunderstood me, since I glossed over my thoughts. For one reason or another, women gravitate toward fanfiction and artwork more. As far as I know, there is no female equivalent of a free game like Katawa Shoujo or whatever that Russian VN is called. I do not expect there being enough women in the Kylo fandom that share my interest in the visual novel, are willing to organize together, work for no profit for a long time and deal with copyright issues, as well as their lives. I do not see this as something that could realistically happen. There are many talented women that make (indie) video games, but I doubt they are lurking in the Kylo Ren fandom and obsessive enough to make this idea come true. I do imagine someone making a pay to play game roughly inspired by him and other tumblr sweethearts, though.
Look, there's been 1 Kylo Ren daki (2 if you count the Kylo and Hux one made by the same artist). A daki is much less difficult to make than a whole ass game. Judging by this, my dream will probably stay a pipe one. Not to mention there are plenty of imagines and fanfiction, but no game… even as simple as Depression Quest.
Myself I would have no problem dealing with Ren'py, but I am no artist and I am aware of the massive amount of work involved and the fact that this is quite a niche. Maybe in X years Disney will make an official shitty Star Wars otome, otherwise I do not hope for a fan project because it's too niche and time-consuming.

Anyway I wanted to post pic related for the AD/Keanu anon.

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>>122847
NTA but fuck I really want this pillow because it's the perfect mix between owning an AD thing and shitposting IRL and that's my aesthetic

No. 122856

>>122847
OT however there is a gravity falls visual novel made by group of female fans of the show. In the game you basically get to either date nerd uncle or hunky uncle.

Not a die hard fan of the show however this is a hot and well thought of game.

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>>122856
>>122847
Ok but a female oriented SW date sim would be amazing.
You could choose the light route or the dark route.
For light route, you could romance Finn, Poe and Rey.
For the dark route, Kylo, Hux and Phasma.
Oh why do I make myself sad

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>>122848
you totally should get it, it's hilarious as fuck. Your pic related is priceless. I would read the shit out of this book even though I have zero interest in Animorphs
>>122856
Oh, I'm happy to know! That's super rare and special. I might give it a shot (also not a fan of Gravity Falls, though it's a good cartoon). I'm so curious!
>>122873
I love your idea though a crossover VN would also be nice.
Imagine going for the same plot as Dissidia and gacha games: Star Wars heroes and villains of note are being summoned to some place/time for important reasons. You would be able to date literally anyone important and see hilarious interactions, like Anakin's with Kylo.
Yes, I know it's not realistic but I would love it so goddamn much!

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>>122940
Otome jouseimuke Starwars game? Sign me up please anon.

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>>122941
this fanart is so hot for some reason

>>122940
This is such a fun concept! But I really doubt disney would do this because of ~character integrity~
Maybe, maaaaybe the japanese disney can convince the american disney to do it for Japan only because they know that kinda stuff makes bank there - but I am not holding my breath. Honestly I just want a new Jedi Academy game, with now an older Luke and Kylo, Snoke, etc etc sadly though I believe AD didn't want to participate in any games AFAIK, probably because he was so disappointed with TRoS

Also, did you see that know you can meet Kylo Ren on The Sims 4? Kek he doesn't remove his helmet though, and I believe his interactions are super limited.

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Adaaam kun

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I truly though I was being sneaky.
You bitches are too quick

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Supreme Leader!

No. 123039

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Ben Solo

No. 123042

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Jamie Mussey and Lev Shapiro are underappreciated roles of his.
I love his cute canines

No. 123058

>>123017
>>123019
I applaud you. Especially the brave anon that dared post AD in a nondriverfagging thread kek.
>>123042
Aren't all of Adam's characters pretty underappreciated, beyond Kylo and Sackler? I guess Charlie is also popular, but mostly as a meme I think and not as a character… maybe 'm wrong….
Really need to see Frances Ha! Is there a lot of Adam in it?

No. 123063

>>123058
I always think Flip Zimmerman is underrated.

No. 123064

>>123063
omfg that movie was priceless! I was genuinely triggered when people were shitting on it because how dare the Black protagonist have a white sidekick! IMHO Adam never overshadowed John David Washington's character. He lightened the atmosphere from time to time but it never felt like he is the focus of the movie.

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>>123039
Is this also from a pfp avatar maker?

>>123058
>Especially the brave anon that dared post AD in a nondriverfagging thread kek.
Thanks
I was thinking that there's always a big influx of pretty boys from that one maker in the thread, so that my sneaky (supposedly) AD would just fly under radar, but you caught me almost immediately, I was shocked lol

>Really need to see Frances Ha! Is there a lot of Adam in it?

Not at all, unfortunately. I think he appears for like, 25 minutes total, tops?
But I like that his character is a hipster fuckboy.
The film is still pretty good, though. It's like artsy Girls without sociopaths. The Photography in it is beautiful, no joke. I think it was probably my favorite part of it.

>>123064
>I was genuinely triggered when people were shitting on it
Were there people shitting on it? I did see mostly praise for it at the time

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>>123068
>The film is still pretty good, though. It's like artsy Girls without sociopaths. The Photography in it is beautiful, no joke. I think it was probably my favorite part of it.
Oh, that's promising! Wish there was more Adam in it, but the movie sounds interesting anyway… kinda ~relatable~, I guess.
>Were there people shitting on it? I did see mostly praise for it at the time
Yeah, sjw types that believed that there should be no relatively positive characters of white people in movies depicting struggles of PoC. I think they were double salty because Green Book premiered the same year as BlacKKKlansmen.
Personally I loved this movie so much, it was a gift. Would watch it even if Adam was not involved.

Do you gals have any idea what would be the best way of scoring a (probably) American magazine the next time Adam is on cover and has a special photo session? I love this kind of shit, but once those magazines are sold out, Ebay is useless. IDK why but I find this kind of thing so cool. I guess that's the remnant of a teen in me. like 15 years ago I used to obsessively collect clippings of my favorite bands lmfao.

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>>123071
>Yeah, sjw types that believed that there should be no relatively positive characters of white people in movies depicting struggles of PoC.
Classic tumblr/twitter minors though lol didn't see any type of these comments here in my country. By real people outside of the internet, at least

>Do you gals have any idea what would be the best way of scoring a (probably) American magazine the next time Adam is on cover and has a special photo session?

Maybe Amazon? At least here where I am, books are not taxed. The shipping can get a bit pricey, but at least there are no problems once it arrives. Maybe you can even find some older magazines there.

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Looking the price on ebay is depressing. I really want this so bad

No. 123155

>>123149
Went looking for it out of curiosity and fucking 500 dollars??? Are they kidding? Is this regular collector's pricing for rare Rolling Stones issues? I am beyond appalled.

But yeah, that cover is so goddamn pretty. I'd have it as a framed poster if it wouldn't be super weird for my fiancee kek

No. 123158

>>123149
Holy shit I thought he was holding his massive tiddy in that cover

No. 123189

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Has anyone posted this driverfag tiktoker?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJwT9hRy/

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>>123189
I'm going to be honest, I've found any celebirty look alike tiktokers are cringy asf

No. 123198

>>123189
cringe moose nose uggo larper, just because you grew your hair and have a big nose and ears doesn't mean you look like AD. all levels of cringe.

No. 123222

>>123126
Haven't considered Amazon but I will try it! Forgot to mention but I'm the europefag, so I'm worried about shipping cost. We will see
Found the cool site selling magazines by celebrity featured. You can see a lot of Adam content, but sadly the best magazines are already sold out. Not sure if the site is willing to ship internationally, guess I will have to look into it.
https://www.yourcelebritymagazines.com/search?page=1&q=adam+driver&type=product
>>123149
Yes, I love this one too! Would love to frame it with my Kylo collection.
>>123189
>>123196
>>123198
To be honest I'm too old to be interested in Tiktoks. I prefer to read rather than to watch tbh.
Anyway I don't think that guy is ugly and he does resemble Adam, but not enough to make a thing out of it. Like… He is not close enough to make it a part of his identity. I can imagine someone saying that Adam is the celebrity looking closest to him, but that doesn't mean they are identical. In fact, the Kylo Ren cosplay only highlights how different they look. He's only embarassing himself by the bootleg AD branding.

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>>123222
Anon you put in words everything that I wanted to say, thank you.
I think it would be better if he was to brand himself as some type of Kylo Ren cosplayer because he kinda looks like AD enough to be popular based on that, but not enough to be the whole AD look a like shtick. Cosplaying real people (or impersonating, same difference) is already kinda weird, imo, especially if it's not a singer.

No. 123238

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>>123234
Yes, I think It would be better to brand of as Kylo Ren Cosplayer. Instend he brands himself as bootleg Adam Driver. I'm sorry dude you just don't have the special driver's charms.

No. 123241

>>123234
>>123238
He could do well as a Kylo cosplayer, especially if he created some specific interpretation of the character (like the twitter Emo Kylo Ren). I do believe he could use some make-up skills to amp the similarity. I think it could really help him. If it worked for the girl who turned herself into Jared Leto even tho she looked nothing alike, it has to work with him lol
Also wow, that's >>123238 a really hot photo of Adam even though I'm usually not a fan of seeing armpit hair in photos. Maybe because it seems really intimate?

kinda offtopic but why are some anons bothered by us? I know lolcow is literally the mean bitches club but still wtf

No. 123249

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>>123241
Probably because they think Adam is ugly and don't understand the fangirling in general which I get, but it's not like we're like the unhinged kpop stans; I actually think we're quite polite provably because we're all adults

Sometimes in the wild I'll see some nonnies calling us cute or funny alongside the now extinct borzoifags, and I get warm and fuzzy inside
Thank you random farmer, I think you're funny and cute too

No. 123270

he's so damn cute in this interview

No. 123299

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Driverfags, What is the worst/weirdest Adam Driver merchandise that you have seen?
I always think the car freshener is creepy to me. Imagine having a floating Adam Driver head in your car.

No. 123309

>>122392
me discovering my adam driver crush thanks to lolcow

No. 123310

>>122571
anon im about to bust a nut i want him to trust inside my wubzy like that aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

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>>123309
Welcome to the club, nonnie
He does intimate scenes so well, that was definitely my favorite part of Girls. He always treats the actresses so lovingly, you know he's probably drawing inspiration from real relationships.

>>123310
Are you drunk, anon? or just trolling

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>>123299
Also samefagging to add this probably takes the cake of weird merch, wtf
He looks like he was hanged and his body was too heavy and just snapped.
Where did you even find that pic lol

Picrel is something that I definitely wouldn't have home, but it's not half as weird.
I think I'd only own Kylo toys, posters, pillows and magazines/books at most. Everything else just raises too many questions

No. 123318

Suddenly I want a bf with a honker (said with love)

No. 123319

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No. 123323

>>123314
I was being 100% serious there

No. 123324

>>122593
holy shit yes I want adam driver to plunge his cock and thrust like a crazy horny chihuahua inside me as he grunts like HGHUUUH HUGUGHH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goddddddd aaaaaaaaaaa

No. 123343

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>>123315
That remind me of a Japanese girl that has a huge ass poster of Adam Driver in her wall
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJCdIQvjAev/?igshid=nq5mco1o8my2

No. 123348


No. 123352

>>123249
Haven't really checked K-Pop threads so I can only imagine the way in which they were cancerous. Keeping my fingers crossed that our thread(s) will be left alone. Remember in report, just in case. I found it bizzare when one farmer asked how come this thread is moving so fast when /m is usually dead… like why do you even care?
Anyway I also love when random anons support us, it's so wholesome and cute! I also fully support AD neutral farmers that just let us be.
I have quite a few ~hyperfixations~ and AD/Kylo Ren is one of those. It's nice to have a place on the net to share the interest with others in a chill way.
>provably because we're all adults
I know it's not wrong per se but I cannot imagine being like a 14 year old into Adam Driver! He looks (and actually is) way too mature. Gives me a weird DDlG vibe to even think about it (barf). But I never was into ~older men~, just around my age, more or less. No wonder most AD fans are adults.
>>123299
This is hilarious! I kind of love it, but anyone that has this unironically (is it even possible?) must be crazy. I couldn't have this in my car because I would keep laughing and couldn't focus on the road. Imagine having AD's dismembered head constantly twirling before you. That's just insane.
>>123309
Congrats anon! Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies.
>>123343
I have three questions.
How did you find her?
Does she know it's Adam (don't see #AdamDriver and can't read Japanese) or did she accidentaly buy one of those weird bootleg Aliexpress posters?
Is she into vore??? Because that's what I get when I see a giant Adam Driver ready to eat you pasted near a bed….

No. 123353

>>123352
#アダムドライバー
Just randomly searching with his name in japanese on Instagram

No. 123356

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No. 123385

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>>123352
I actually know for a fact that there are teenaged Adam fans, but they are very few - because of Kylo Ren, of course. I believe that every other work of his is not very teen friendly, maybe "What If" and "The Dead Don't Die" if we are pushing a little. Not because of the ratings or anything, just thematically. Can't see many teens enjoying "The Report", "Paterson" or even "Marriage Story"

> I found it bizzare when one farmer asked how come this thread is moving so fast when /m is usually dead… like why do you even care?

Is /m/ dead?? It's not as active as /ot/, but sometimes it moves way faster than /g/, especially when there's a new vidya. Bitches be tripping
Also I am legit half of thread so you don't need a lot of participants, just dedicated ones kek

No. 123394

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not hating just really surprised

No. 123395

>>123394
me to myself

No. 123398

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>>123385
I used to love mature manga (read: serious slice of life/drama bout adults) as a teen, so I could see some teens enjoying some of his movies for the emotions and uhh, hints of romance. But Kylo is definitely his only kid/teen friendly role. I guess it's also the only one in which he doesn't seem like an… actual adult? I mean, Kylo is approaching 30, but many people were shocked to find Adam is not playing a teen.
>Also I am legit half of thread so you don't need a lot of participants, just dedicated ones kek
I guess /m is not totally dead, but many anons still ignore it and try to talk about movies/vidya/games in random threads on /ot.
>Also I am legit half of thread so you don't need a lot of participants, just dedicated ones kek
I feel like I'm the other half but there must be someone else so each of us is probably like a third. lol

Finally gonna watch Girls this week. Will update asap lmfao
>>123394
I was telling this all the time but you guys didn't wanna listen. "It's a forced meme", my ass.
(Not hating on you either though ♥)

No. 123399

>>123398
Now that you got your own thread, it's much better over at /ot/, thank God.

Mods did the right thing.

No. 123401

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>>123394
Admittedly I am a new convert but I'm 100% unironic Driver Trash, both for his acting and looks
I love the memes bullying him tho they're funny af

No. 123402

>>123249
what happened to borzoifags

No. 123404

video title

No. 123405

>>123402
One of lolcow's greatest mysteries

No. 123409

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>>123405
I was asking for real lol

No. 123411

He cute, big nose and dark hair

No. 123414

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No. 123415

>>123409
But I truly don't know lol
t. Not a borzoifag but sympathetic to their cause

No. 123420

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>>123394
It's okay anon, we understand
>>123409
What a mood anon. I force myself to
watch the first sequel of star, My friend has already warned me about how horrible it is. Do it for Kylo Ren, but forever traumatize by the writing.
>>123398
>>123385
Ah Anon I think is really annoyed me that most people remember Adam Driver as the edgy boi Kylo Ren. Then Again it also happened in MCU actors.
I actually fall to him in Marriage Story because of his acting and his daddy charm ♥

No. 123421

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>>122809
I love V so Adam is kinda like a real life version.

No. 123422


No. 123425

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>>123420
Since we're all here telling our AD stan origin stories, I first loved him for the problematic Adam Sackler. It's not necessarily my favorite character of his currently, but I think I honestly like most of his roles

No. 123434

>>123399
Go enjoy /ot then? Idc
>>123409
Story of my life. I hate that the sequel trilogy turned out to be shit, I had such high hopes after TFA. I'm looking now into fan recuts of the three movies that supposedly make the story have sense and flow better. I'm super against alternative versions that get rid even of the tiny semblance of bendemption that we got. Fuck off with this shit. Even removing Palpatine is not worth it.

No. 123462

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Me patiently waiting for new Adam Driver Movie

No. 123465

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Speaking of which, what's the upcoming movie of his that you all are looking forward to the most?

>Annette

Musical, directed by Leos Carax

>The Last Duel

Period drama, directed by Ridley Scott

>GUCCI

Crime drama based on real events, also directed by Ridley Scott afaik (and I believe Lady Gaga is in it too what)

>White Noise

Dramedy or comedy, directed by Noah Baumbach

>65

Sci-fi thriller, directed by Scott Beck and Bryan Woods.

He's also rumored to be in Knives Out 2 but he's currently so busy that I highly doubt it.

For me personally, although we still have no information about 65, I love sci-fi so I am hyped.
Second one is White Noise because I've really loved Noah's work so far, and GUCCI in the third place because I'm very curious to how it will turn out.

No. 123466

>>123465
THIS IS A CURSED PICTURE

No. 123469

>>123465
Why?
>inb4 ugly

No. 123470

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No. 123472

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>>123470
anon I love you

No. 123481

>>123470
My god, this was so needed. You are a gift to this world.

No. 123537

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You mean to tell me the Hot Toys TFA Kylo doll had a head sculpt yet they released it without it??
What the fuck was this decision
I hope HT re-release it with the head

No. 123538

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Perfect replica wax statue & hand print of Adam Driver at Madame Tussauds when??

No. 123552

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>>123537
Agggh anon, why don't you tell me soonner. This face is way better than rise of skywalker one.

No. 123554

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>>123552
It was a only for a showroom though, they didn't actually release the final product with the head, only the helmet and different sets of hands.
It's okay, I can wait for the head re-release that Hot Toys will probably make outside my dreams.

No. 123574

This thread is so wholesome I love you bitches for appreciating this beautiful man

No. 123579

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>>123574
Right back at you

No. 123642

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>>123465
I don't even like musicals, but Annette seems kind of interesting, especially if Adam will be actually singing. I liked what I heard of his voice in Hungry Hearts. Also very excited for White Noise!
Have you seen Midnight special? How did you like it?
>>123554
>>123537
What the fuck. Why was this not mass produced??? I found the lack of TFA unmasked Kylo figures extremely displeasing. I don't know if it was some kind of spoiler policy but I hated being able only to find shitty masked figures which didn't allow me to connect with the character. It makes even less sense for a premium toy brand like Hot Toys to make just a masked figure.
On topic of HT Kylo, the TROS figure is really growing on me. I have looked at prototype previews and I somehow like a lot more how the face looks in them compared to the super shopped promo pictures. I just noticed how well done the sculpts is and I am so impressed. You can actually see skin pores and the skin has varied color, like in real life. I have checked how the TLJ figure looks in real life to make sure it's not just a prototype, but no. That's how the figures actually look. That's just insane!
>>123538
Yes please! Kinda crying because I would not be able to see it soon unless it's in Berlin, but yeah. Would love this very much anyway.
>>123574
Love you too anon. Your post made my day, seriously. It's so wholesome.

No. 123667

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Aggggghhhh fvck I'm horny

No. 123678

>>123667
i wish they got this touchy feely in the actual series, gay Adam character when

>>123642
>I don't even like musicals, but Annette seems kind of interesting, especially if Adam will be actually singing.
I love love musicals (am I a bit of a Broadway Trash), so I am also very curious and excited as to how it will turn out. Honestly, I think that Driver's singing is competent at best and mediocre at worst; but I don't doubt that they had him have vocal coaching and singing lessons.
Here's an archeological artifact of him singing in High School. I think he has a lot of singing potential, so I wanna see if they actually explored it. I am not a fan of modern Hollywood musicals in general, but AD usually chooses good projects so let's see lol

>found the lack of TFA unmasked Kylo figures extremely displeasing.

i see what you did there

>You can actually see skin pores and the skin has varied color, like in real life. I have checked how the TLJ figure looks in real life to make sure it's not just a prototype, but no. That's how the figures actually look. That's just insane!

Yes!! I think that the first toy of them that I ever saw was John McClane/Bruce Willis, and I was just so shocked because it just looked like someone had a tiny real head on their hands. I thought it was also a singular piece that an artist did, but nope, mass production. It's so impressive and when you take those things in consideration (also all fully sewn clothes!), they are really worthy their price point. I just wish I had a steady job to afford them. Someday the same day the re-release unmasked TFA Kylo Ren, hopefully

No. 123721

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presented without context

No. 123841

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I love this derpy man

No. 123880

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Let's us pray Driverfags for Adam Driver's Son so he'll look like this

No. 123882

>>123880
Kek I highly doubt it. I think that Driver's strong traits will dominate his face, kinda like George Harrison's son. Maybe he'll get Joanne's face shape though, who knows.

No. 123884

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A closer look at unmasked TFA Kylo Ren head.
Please, hot toys….

No. 123892

>>123884
okay this is getting a bit creepy, isn't this thread meant to a bit ironic ?

No. 123893

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>>123892
It's just a figurine though, this brand makes a loot of them for a lot of different actors from pop media.
I guess you're just experiencing a bit of uncanny valley, as a doll enthusiast I don't find it creepy at all haha (maybe I am just used to it but I think it's super cool)

No. 123894

>>123892
>okay this is getting a bit creepy
it's just a goddamn prototype of a mass produced figure, not Adam Driver fuck effigy
>isn't this thread meant to a bit ironic
Literally what makes you think so? Can you guys stop forcing 'they like AD ironically' meme. Just cause some farmers think he is ugly and uninteresting doesn't mean that driverfags share the opinion.
>>123884
My fellow Hot Toys driverfag, please continue posting all this stuff. I'm ridiculously happy to see how intricate those figures are especially as a future owner of one. My bf didn't want to believe me that those mass figures are REALLY that detailed and not just shopped! They are state of the art.

No. 123921

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made a dumb meme with my shit editing skills. not sure if understandable to anyone but me but this scene from Heavenly Creatures makes me think of whatever the fuck is going on at the farms.
AD still not a meme, but had no idea who else farmers are genuinely obsessed with, so the other lolcow 'icons' had to do.
not nsfw, i don't want it on main page though. lol

No. 123933

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>>123921
Kek I love this, thank you anon
I actually like his meme status here, I think it's funny. Also it may lead to more fans
I am open to any type of AD content, basically, ironic or not

No. 123934


No. 123946

It's peanut butter adam driver time

No. 123948

How do you imagine Adam Driver's cock would be like?

I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab

No. 123965

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>>123948
Is this a pasta?

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>>123969
ANON I fucking love you

No. 123981

>>123894
I mean I think he's attractive, he has a good body and seems like a nice guy but whole ass thread about him that's just creepy, I mean i'd be weirded if this was a thread about Chris Evans or whoever, this feels like a fetish

No. 123982

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>>123981
The containment thread was created because others would complain about driverposting and it has become a bannable offense. It's really not that deep, it's just a thread made to talk about his roles (especially kylo ren that's super popular), post some memes, interviews, pretty pictures. Even if you post him on both conventional and unconventional attractive males he it would stirr some shit lol

No. 123984

>>123969
not even a driverfag and this made me kek

No. 123998

>>123981
what >>123982 said. Stop shitting up the thread with your paranoia and go whine to /ot.
Also learn what the term fetish actually means.
>>123969
this is wonderful, it's 6AM here and it already made my day

No. 124005

>>123969
basadisimo

No. 124020

>>123981
Just let the Driverfags autism in peace

No. 124024

>>123969
not even a driverfag,just came out of curiosity.good post anon

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No. 124047

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>>124046
Another version

No. 124056

>>124046
>>124047
Those trigger me because I haven't realized how many of his early movies I have to see. What stops me is that they frequently have a low score on IMDB (as far as I remember) and that I assume Adam has like 5 minutes of screentime in them.
Time to catch up, I guess.
BTW I hated Tracks, not rewatching it ever even for AD. Not that there was something wrong with me movie, it was super uninteresting for me

No. 124105

>>124056
He's literally for 1 minute and a half in Lincoln and literally 2 for Meyerowitz (it's just one scene that he's in). So yeah, some are these are cameos or him working as an extra. Still good movies though.

>>124046
I will do these as soon as my fiancé gets back, because I didn't watch a lot of the big AD movies because he wants to watch it with me (like Marriage Story, we've been postponing it since last year)

No. 124114

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>>124105
So I guess I shouldn't hurry up with those two.
I wonder how much quality Driver content is in the early, indie movies?

No half-stars, I'm just retarded at editing. Sorry about that.

No. 124169

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Reposting this old gif I made

No. 124227

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No. 124248

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After Seeing this picture. I got a little bit of understanding that some people are into armpits

No. 124260

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>>124248
I don't have an armpit fetish, but I am really into inner biceps for some reason, so when men with nice arms go like pic related…

No. 124262

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>>124248
>>124260
I have a surprise for you both

No. 124263

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someone please stop him he's too hot

No. 124265

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precious

No. 124266

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Can we make a driverspergs discord

No. 124267

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Chef kiss

No. 124268

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he puts tears in my eyes

No. 124269

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how can someone be this cute, hot, and kissable looking??

No. 124279

>>124266
I would kind of love it especially since we are a tiny group

No. 124282

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>>124279
>>124266
I don't use discord but I hope it works out for those who do, if you ever make it!

No. 124287

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Oh to play his wife in Paterson…

No. 124292

>>124287
I loved that movie, It was Driver at his best
>tfw no supportive comfy working class bf

No. 124294

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>>124292
Yes, I loved it too! Paterson was super comfy, both the movie and the character. I loved their relationship. Super cute.

No. 124296

>>124266
it's against the rules, they allowed it for the friend finder and now it's a bannable offense now.

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>>123946
This reminded me of this video.
I don't blame Daisy, I'd probably be exactly the same lol

No. 124428

Does anyone have the full Burn/This bootleg?
I could only find the audio

No. 124431

>>124428
would you mind sharing the audio somewhere?
Sadly I don't think a bootleg exists, as hard as it is to believe. It drives me crazy! Apparently Burn This is amazing. Too bad I could never see it live…

No. 124432

>>124431
I will ask my brother for it and will try to upload it here, if I can!

No. 124443

i deadass couldn't believe my eyes when i saw there's a thread now, being kinda aware of his status on here but aw yeah finally i found a place to sperg about this man, driverfags bless

No. 124471

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>>124443
Here's the link to the audio
Hopefully this will work (lemme know if it doesn't)
https://workupload.com/file/whN2XjZDHHu

>>124431
Welcome, nonny!

No. 124472

>>124471
woof he's tall

No. 124474

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>>124472
See >>124364

Around 190cm, I believe.

No. 124510

>>124443
What is his status here?

No. 124511

>>124510
FoRCeD MemE, Borzoi 2.0

No. 124558

Wooosh

No. 124592

File: 1611954360857.jpg (62.32 KB, 720x720, 7a0934561ff5ca0ced4f4e27a6f4ec…)

I have binged the first season of Girls in like 2 days!
It was surprisingly pleasant experience. I had such low expectations that the show has surprised me in a good way. The episodes are somehow really easy to watch despite my attention span issues - 30 minutes is a perfect lenght, and very bingable. Of course the scenario and direction also are part of the reason why I had no problem watching Girls. I often have trouble with finishing an anime episode, even though it's usually like ~20 minutes. Somehow the pacing make it seem longer or I am just too old for that shit
Anyway, back to Girls. Here are my extremely subjective opinions about the main characters:
>Adam aka the honorary girl
Obviously the best character on the show, even though he is kind of a dick. He is very interesting to watch though! I really hate that his homeless waif sex fantasy in episode 2 and that one weird comment about Hannah fucking him when he was 4 makes him seem like a DDLG creep. Sadly, I haven't found the sex scenes hot, just mostly awkward. Maybe I haven't gotten to the good ones yet? could be also my personal issues I am very curious where his and Hannah's relationship is going! Love the cliffhanger. It's just great being able to watch 6 seasons of Adam Driver in a role that doesn't IMHO resemble any other ones. Oh, I also enjoy him being funny from time to time! Like when he dances in a ridiculous way.
>Hannah
I expected to hate her because Lena Dunham seems like a shitty person, but actually I find her enjoyable. Maybe because I love ~problematic~ female characters? She fucks up and is selfish, but at least makes things interesting. I probably also like her a bit because her writer issues and delusions are relatable as fuck to me. Sidenote but I can't believe that Lena Dunham wrote all the sex scenes and hired Adam to take part in them. And then wrote some more (I guess? IDK what's going on in the next seasons). What a power move! Imagine hiring Adam Driver to play your boyfriend and pretend to have sex with you on a screen. Kek
Spoiler marked for driverfags that also somehow haven't seen Girls: imagine having Adam "Sackler" wanting to live with you and denying him the possibility just to have your retarded gay ex as a roommate. What the fuck, Hannah?
>Jessa
The bohemian hipster chick with rich parents (my guess) whose fortune allows her to live the life unimaginable to her poorfag friends. Supposedly really beautiful, actually horribly miscast. I hate Jemima Kirke's plain face, and especially the mole between her eyebrows. The character is boring and unsufferable from the start, but having everyone fawn over a plain butterface makes the problem even worse. I don't care about her at all, wish that at least she was pretty.
>Marnie
the only actually pretty girl. Looks like Madchen Amick lite, however we are supposed to believe that ugly ass Jessa is actually the beauty of the group. Oh well. Other than that Marnie is a boring normalfag and therefore a pretty good representation of many young women. She only seems to care about her relationship(s). Okay, I know she's an angel to Hannah but I don't care! Too boring. Personally I don't like her, but she's not even offensive, just bland. Not relatable to me at all.
>Shoshanna
Girls' actual forced meme. I don't know why she even is there. Not funny.
>the other guys
I don't care about them at all. They are either assholes or boring, sometimes both.
Even though I dislike most of the characters, I really enjoy the show! Looking forward to binging the second season.
Another sidenote: the scene where Adam is jokingly playing with Hannah's tummy pouch is such a nice weightloss inspo. Oh, and the whole scene in pic related was adorable.

No. 124605

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https://discord.gg/[redacted]

Made a server, expires in 1 day!(read the rules)

No. 124610

>>124605
Please, no more discord servers we're tired of the never ending drama.

No. 124622

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>>124592
Hey anon! I am >>122039 and as I said, I also really liked the first 2 seasons. Hopefully you'll like the 3rd one as well but for me it was just painful. It picks itself up again for the 4th and 5th ones, but Hannah is just too fucking irredeemable.

>I really hate that his homeless waif sex fantasy in episode 2 and that one weird comment about Hannah fucking him when he was 4 makes him seem like a DDLG creep. Sadly, I haven't found the sex scenes hot, just mostly awkward.

Yeah, Adam's really creepy at first. He gets much better, though.
Also I think most sex scenes are really awkward in Girls, and I think that is the point. Like, sex is awkward a lot of times IRL as well lol I honestly think that the only hot scenes were the ones I uploaded to this thread, basically.

I think Jessa is cute, but Marnie is definitely the pretty one and I think the series know this as well.

>Girls' actual forced meme. I don't know why she even is there. Not funny.

I love Shosh! I honestly think she's the only good person in the series lol
I also like Ray, he's the only voice of reason.

My opinions on the characters fluctuated a lot as the series went on, so please report back, anon! I wanna see if yours stay the same or if they'll change like mine did.

I really really loved Adam's and Hannah's chemistry at the beginning, but at the end of the show I just wanted him to run away from her as fast as he could lol although he's no saint himself

No. 124630

>>124605
it already expired, anon. IDK why

No. 124660

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No. 124664

bitch look like a sattou0 drawing

No. 124667

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>>124664
you are saying this as if you didn't know

No. 124672

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Too adorable

No. 124700

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Tangentially related, but has anyone here read user Furiosamore's crazy bullshit at the r/adamdriverfans?
Killed some time reading her comments, and some really made me laugh, her calling out stans is literally the spiderman pointing meme. But she talks with such confidence, I'll giver her that at least. Didn't read everything because I hate myself but not this much.
Tinfoil: She's actually Charlize Theron (Furiosa) and has a raging boner for AD jk

Saged for kinda OT, but I just wanted to share some keks.

No. 124701

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>>124700
Also, here's a nice gif to compliment and compensate for my shitpost

No. 124775

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Oh to be driverfag, oh to be alive. Having an existential crisis right now…What should I do driverfags?

No. 124777

>>124775
What happened, nonny? You okay?

No. 124778

>>124775
I second >>124777, please talk to us. We are concern.

No. 124780

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>>124777
>>124778
Thanks Nonnies
>tfw when you born in the country and the local handasome man standard is basicially kpop.
> Every girl I knew basically want Oppa bf, me want AD bf
Me keeping the driverfag innerself as a secret. Only some close friends knew about it.
I feel like an alien when you are more attracted to man that have unusual look rather the standard pretty kpop boy.

No. 124784

>>124780
Omg japanese lady with huge adam driver photo over her bed is that you?

No. 124787

>>124784
Op here , I'm actually the one who post the japanese lady lol.

No. 124789

>>124787
I would say don't worry about it and if you meet the man of your dreams you won't have to compete with many people for him… but also it's annoying to hear over and over from your friends that your man is unattractive and blah blah blah. But if they are really your friends, and they know what's best for you, and you are happy, they have no reason to object. I wish you luck

No. 124794

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>>124780
I'd say don't sweat it, nony. It's probably annoying when I was a teenager 10+ years a go I liked oopss and jrockers and was made fun for it, kinda the opposite scenario lol so I feel you but you shouldn't care what other people think about your personal preferences anyway. It's probably going to be difficult finding a man like him in a country with completely different standards, but it's probably not impossible, since he's kinda of a buff average Joe, style wise.
I'd low my standards a bit, though lol Most celebrities are just a perceived image/fantasy anyway, so it's not as if it would possible to meet a man IRL that fits exactly what you perceive Adam to be IRL. That's a big recipe for bitterness and misery.
Try being a bit more open to the men around you (not only the ones in your country, but in case you move somewhere else, who knows), and try to get the best you can without losing touch with reality.
In the mean time you can always enjoy his movies and gawk at his pictures.
Best of luck!

No. 124846

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No. 124848

>>124846
now this gets my masochistic ass going, and I'm not even into driver as the rest of you, please step on me

No. 124853

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>>124848
maybe if you ask politely he can do this to you
this scene is awful in context, but damn I wish I was grabbed and tossed like that

No. 124910

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Now I am waiting for all the nonnies that liked Adam "1337 Hackerman Borzoi" Driver to show up

No. 124916

>>124910
i go to sleep for a few hours and crazy shit happens, wtf
I feel sorry for the Samantha girl and applaud the one anon trying to get her to relax instead of posting, but the Adam memes were delicious ngl. So happy we have Jim Carrey on our side now, she's a legend kek

No. 124928

>>124916
yes yes yes, unite, my sisters

No. 124953

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>>124916
I felt a bit bad for the Sam girl for obvious reasons, but holy shit the live shitposting from anon's were one of funniest shits I've seen in ages here in Lolcow, I was howling. But it's good that now she's been dealt with (I think?)

Also, wasn't Carrey-chan always on our side? I mean, not as a driverfag, but she always seemed positive towards us.
Carrey-chan, I see you and I love you

No. 124955

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>>124953
Kinda off topic but who is carreychan?

Still Praying AD son to look like this in the future

No. 124960

>>124955
thats just timothe chamlet

No. 124965

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>>124953
I find it admirable seeing a good passionate shitpost and some adoration, and you all kept on throughout the backlash. I just find your overall fascination with Adam hilarious and cute. Love how the driverfags have become synonymous with the board. I felt emboldened by that. and yes, Adam is a qt and I've always appreciated you guys

>>124955
A weird girl who likes Jim Carrey. Don't want to derail too much

No. 124966

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>>124700
Why this fan sound like an abusive schizo narcissistic stalker lol?

No. 124970

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>>124966
I think she larpers as someone from the industry to make her own headcanons seem more believable. Like she said Driver has daddy issues that Joanne exploited and they used to have threesomes at Julliard. How the fuck wdoes she know that, is she their therapist?
When I was scrolling through her comments she would often say shit like "My sources say" or "One of my clients flew from Paris and saw Adam there". Either deliver something that can be proven later (blind item style) or just a the fuck up.
The only thing that I agree with her is that he's an adult man and a ex-marine at that so some women babying him is kinda cringe.

Plot twist, she's not Charlize Theron but actually the Stalker-chan mentioned itt: https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/ji50tz/adam_driver_standom_adam_driver_makes_fun_of_a/

No. 125081

This is completely amazing, it's surreal how natural this AI is.
For all Star Wars fans, this is also hilarious
They also did one for the Empire Strikes back and I am now patiently waiting for the Return of the Jedi and all the prequels.

No. 125094

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Spot Adam Driver in this picture

No. 125099

>>125094
Tricky question, he's the one who took it

No. 125130

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>>124970
Oh, I like this drama summary. I only knew about it from the r/adamdriverfans side. I was wondering if the dog carving was the evil stalker in question, but looks like not. If her story is true, IMHO she hasn't done anything THAT bad. I mean, the dog carving was a bit too much, but… I wonder if Joanne truly was such a bitch to her or if there is something we don't know about the situation.
>>125081
Thank you anon for posing this! This is hilarious. I never heard about this ai, can it be downloaded/used by anyone? Asking for science.
I see big potential for audio erotica or just cutesy, funny stuff.

No. 125157

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>>125130
This was in his yt description

>The AI model was custom developed and is not commercially available.


So yeah, unfortunately it's not widely available. I too wish I could use it (mostly for shitposting, actually)

>IMHO she hasn't done anything THAT bad

Totally agree, to be honest. I kinda understand all sides of the story, but if she was not the Stalker-chan I actually feel kinda bad for her. As you said, I don't know if her story about Joanne is 100% true (sometimes when you feel bad in situations like that is not uncommon to make your own side a little bit more sympathetic lbr), but if it is, Joanne was being completely unprofessional, to say the least. I know she's old money and donors probably really don't matter for her, but she's one of the faces of the charity, soo…
But on the other hand, I also understand her frustration on people only using her or the organization as a venue to get to Adam (and that's her husband, even if the open relationship or living separately rumors are real)


Now what's weird is, if she (Joanne) actually feared for safety, why did she just laughed, supposedly?
Another thing that I don't get: why the dog carving girl didn't want the gif/video of Adam receiving the gift on the internet? It's completely harmless, even if he didn't like it, it's not as if she was rude to her. Is that why she wanted it deleted? Because it didn't fit her narrative of Ebul Adum? Also, who is the OG stalker then?
Too many questions.

Moose is absolutely adorable, though.

No. 125160

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>>125157
Also, samefag to add, if I ever meet any celebrity in my life, I really hope it's more in this type of context. Casual and drama free.

No. 125206

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I have to

No. 125207

>>125206
Idk but I always thought the Elmo who looked more like Rodrick

No. 125235

>>125207
HIS NAME IS JOJO

No. 125238

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>>125235
Golden Wind

No. 125325

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>>125206
>>125206
WTF Driver look 15 in that picture, it looks like he will approach me with his friends on skateboards and pester me to buy beer for them
If you compare it with a regular picture of him they look like father and son

Also he can't be a Who, his schnozz is too big

>>125238
mfw I am also a jojofag

No. 125377

>>125376
I'd say it's sus because enty posted it. And could it be a one time thing involving him being in a bad mood? Like all actors have their bad days. It's not justifying him doing something dickish, I just wonder if he might've had bad days on set and this is an exaggerated account. Not everyone can be amicable all the time. That being said, again, enty posted your capped rumor so taking it with a giant pile of salt

No. 125378

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So, this is making the rounds.
It's about Adam and Lidia Franco, a 76 year old actress that worked with him in The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.
I actually speak portuguese and read some of the articles on this but it's so cloudy? Nothing is properly explained by her, and I guess maybe because she feels embarrassed/humiliated, I don't know. If anything elses pops up in the portuguese media, I can translate it no problem.

Thoughts?
Tbh it's not the first time I've read about such rumours, but I've always brushed it off because people on Girls and SNL and even SW always said he was not difficult at all to work with.
I hope it's not true, but if it is, I hope he apologizes, it's the bare minimum. I don't see why an old lady (that is famous in her country) would lie about it. Who knows.

Articles in portuguese on the matter:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/c7nema.net/producoes/item/93658-lidia-franco-acusa-adam-driver-de-agressao.html%3famp
https://www.metropoles.com/entretenimento/cinema/atriz-de-76-anos-acusa-adam-driver-de-agressao-atirou-uma-cadeira-em-mim

No. 125385

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>>125378
https://twitter.com/sleemo/status/1356665502765117441?s=19
This sitution is confusing as hell
One translation he is assulted and one translation said he throw a temper tantrum

No. 125388

>>125385
Aytr, and in some articles it's not specified what he did, just that it was done with a chair, and others state that he threw a chair at her direction, Adam Sackler style. If that's true, even if he had no intention to hit her at all, it's still super severe considering she's a woman, and a senior one at that.
The part where she says he would fire people on spot just for looking at him also seems very bizarre. Was he intoxicated?
Still wouldn't justify throwing a chair at an old woman's general direction though.

lolcow thread jinxed Adam

No. 125390

>>125388
>Still wouldn't justify throwing a chair at an old woman's general direction though.
Agreed Anon, I think he should make statement and taking accountability for what he did

No. 125415

>>125390
I really thought he was a chill sane man. Seems like he is the same as all scores. Shame.

No. 125418

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Went looking for it a bit more and some people are saying that what he did was kick/punch/push a chair as an anger relief or intimidation tactic. Like gif related. Or like when Charlie punches the wall in marriage story.

It's still douchey, but not near as bad.

Some brazilian news outlets legit did say he actually threw the chair, which is much much worse; so why blow up shit like that if it's not been confirmed? maybe brazilians just like drama better than the portuguese

I hope he makes his statement soon

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>>125415
>>125418
I think people tend to forget he is a former marine. Former military had a hard time adjusting to civilian life. And they tend to come of as cold and asshole. I understand he seems to give his chill vibes because solider are train to not showing their emotion.
I still don't get it why Adam Driver signed up to a shitshow production for the Man who killed Don Quixote.
Not an excuse for unprofesionnal behaviour.

No. 125444

>>125436
>I still don't get it why Adam Driver signed up to a shitshow production for the Man who killed Don Quixote.
Maybe he is a Gilliam's fan? Brazil was pretty big. But honestly TMWKDQ is kinda weak.

Speaking of Brazil sorta, I am the portuguese speaking anon and I finally listened to the podcast bit. She definitely does not say he throws a chair at her at all, her exact words are "camouflaged aggression" ("undercovered aggression") which yeah, makes me think he lashes out on the chair and she was near it and felt uncomfortable/unsafe, which I totally understand. When the hosts tried to ask her more about it (even the legal measurements she should be able to take since they thought at first he actually laid his hands on her), she kinda brushed it off and said something like "I don't want to talk about that asshole anymore" which kinda made me laugh because she used a very old-timey word for "asshole" but that's beyond the point

Adam, time to stop working and call your anger management therapist

No. 125446

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>>125444
Thank you anon. It also confirmed in twitter btw
https://twitter.com/adamdivrer/status/1356733176773832705?s=19
Okay Adam you need take a rest and work on your anger issue

No. 125470

I KNEW this would happen, I knew lolcow would find a hero and then he would disappoint us all.

No. 125471

>>125415
>I really thought he was a chill sane man.
Anyone ever posted on lolcow is a lolcow

I can't believe I'm posting in a Driver thread. This is another cow thread now, wooo

No. 125472

>>125471
I'm sad
I didn't want him to be a cow
I legit think he's very hot
kill me now

No. 125475

I still think he's very hot regardless but yeah

I am still waiting for anyone's saying on this. On the podcast, Lidia said that it happened while they were filming a scene, but it had nothing to do with the scene/it wasn't scripted. So I am guessing it's on film?
Please Uncle Terry, release this, it would be milky

No. 125490

>>125472
>I didn't want him to be a cow
Too private to be cow imo

No. 125497

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This is what happens when you stay at the dataverse as a Borzoi for too long, you start to lose your sanity

No. 125509

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>When you realize he is shooting 65(Movie) right now
>Accusation happen
>Probably take one months or more to release his statement
>Fucking kill me

No. 125510

>>125509
Meme making nonnie, you're my fucking favorite

Tbh I don't think it'll take that long, either his PR team will do something with him (even if it's like a shitty phone video or whatever), or they'll try to contact other people from the crew (actors, staff, maybe Gilliam himself). I don't even doubt people will start asking Lidia Franco what the fuck she meant by "camouflaged aggression", that shit is ambiguous even in portuguese.

No. 125517

>>125510
The whole thing is annoying as hell. I mean I don't know if I should be totally disappointed or just shrug it off. IMHO there is a HUGE difference between throwing a retard tantrum and physically abusing someone with a chair.
One way or another, he should get therapy for his issues. Nobody is important enough to act like a little bitch to others, especially people who have less power than you. Especially not a Hollywood actor (as much as I appreciate him).
Since this is vague as hell and atm it doesn't seem that he has done something unforgivable, I will continue enjoying his movies and looks. I'm open to changing my opinion if new information comes out though.

No. 125551

>>125517
I already talked about this in the /snow/ celeb thread, but I think the old lady was making a fuss out of nothing. He does have a bad temper, probably kicked a chair or some shit (not trying to hit her or anything but just as a reaction) and she decided that was a good time to make a big deal out of nothing so she would gain some exposure.

Our boi is definitely an asshole sometimes but do any of you think he would try to harm an old lady ? no way

No. 125560

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No. 125566

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another supposedly 100% accurate translation. Can someone who knows portuguese confirm or deny?

No. 125568

>>125566
samefag, I want to understand how can you LEGALLY physically assault someone with a chair?/srs

No. 125614

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Apprentlytheadamdriverfiles(Fansote) took the neutral side of the accusation. The account went hiatus. Twitter stannies went insane over in the reply and defending their gods "Adam Driver"
https://twitter.com/AdamDriverFiles/status/1356931841605918721?s=19

No. 125616

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Statement from the portugal producer of TMWKDQ
https://twitter.com/AdamDriverFiles/status/1356988725729710081?s=19
Not sure if the translation accurate. Calling the portugesefags to translate
https://www.nit.pt/cultura/cinema/produtores-reagem-a-alegada-agressao-de-adam-driver-a-lidia-franco

No. 125617

>>125616
>The American Actor (Adam Driver)

No. 125619

>>125566
Portuguese speaking anon here, this is accurate. The problem still lays in what she means by disguised/camouflaged
Did he hit her and try to pretend it was the chair? Was he going to hit her but a chair got physically in her way so she didn't get the full blow? Did he deflect the attack on the chair and she felt intimidated? Who the fuck knows.

>>125568
That's why it seems so shady. She sounds serious, but a bit avoidant in the audio, especially when the hosts talk about the legality of it all.

>>125616
Portuguesefag here, this seems to be accurate. What I think is very very fishy is that not only they denied that people was fired, they are also saying that there weren't technicians and what not during rehearsal (cause she said he asked for these technicians to turn their backs when he walked or whatever)

They also say that either she or other crew members will talk more about it today, so we'll have to wait.

No. 125620

>>125619
Samefag, sorry for mentioning the portuguese thing twice, I woke up like 30 min a go

No. 125629

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No. 125718

Copying this from the celebricows thread:

Lídia Franco made a new statement about the whole Adam Driver thing.
The article in portuguese: https://www.nit.pt/cultura/cinema/nao-foi-uma-agressao-lidia-franco-diz-que-historia-sobre-adam-driver-foi-mal-entendido

"It wasn't aggression, it was a misunderstanding.
(…)
Our characters, in TMWKDQ, had to be very physically close for this scene.
I considered his actions not to be delicate at all for the preparation of this scene, he didn't have the care that I feel he should have had. Our characters were very close, and everytime he suddenly got up to do the next scene in character, his chair would always hit me (with strength), which annoyed me."

She also says that despite her visible annoyance, he didn't do anything about it. She said she was just venting, and she knew that he didn't mean to hurt her, but was still inconsiderate.

Way to blow things out of proportion.

No. 125724

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>>125718
GOOD. Turns out I was right to reserve my judgment, and >>125551
was even more on point:
>Our boi is definitely an asshole sometimes but do any of you think he would try to harm an old lady ? no way
So I guess we can go back to our usual business. Here's to many more threads of happy driverfagging and no more drama
I wish all driverfags a good night (or day, or whatever) ♥

No. 125766

>>125436
I'm dating a marine-moid who has fellow marine and army friends and this isn't true lol. It's that the military tends to attract these types of weirdos to begin with

No. 125773

Since we're back to regular driverposting…
Have a Drunk Driver dancing to Drunk Drivers

No. 125782

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No. 125786

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No. 125791

File: 1612401731511.jpeg (17.57 KB, 483x635, Chair.jpeg)

he's so fucking sexy i want him crawling underneath my skin before he skins me alive and turns me into a chair that he constantly has to throw and moisturize with his cum and me, as a chair, will happily oblige as long as he feeds me his cummies yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy(this is autistic)

No. 125792

adam driver is RUINED for me

No. 125794

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>>125791
HOLY FUCK THE LAYERS

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No. 125820

>>125816
is that a fucking persona card

No. 125829

>>125791
Oh c'mon farmhand sama, it was just a pasta, get it on with the injokes

No. 125848

>>125816
amazing photoshop work nonnie

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No. 125904

Offtopic but kinda related. How long is usually for "cancelled" effect last in twitter? One week ? Two Weeks?

No. 125922

>>125904
Even years later you will see posts like
> I can't believe y'all still supporting adm drver, known islamophobe and abuser of elders | 56k rts 760k likes

No. 125931

>>125922
Can an amerifag explain to me the whole mess with AD being a marine and ~islamophobic~ (I don't think he is tbh, but imho being opposed to opressive organized religion is based, as long as you don't harrass anyone)? As I understand he got caught in the propaganda machine/patriotic feels post 9/11 and made a decision in accordance with it. I don't see why he deserves hate for that but I'm dumb when it comes to politics and dunno much about marines except them being special somehow.

No. 125933

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Can we talk how retarded Adam Driver twitter stans are?

No. 125936

>>125933
what am I supposed to get from the screenshot? It's just 2 boring nobodies butting heads

No. 126026

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>>125891
And not even that lol

>>125933
Twitter, not even once. I've tried to use it twice and I just can't see the appeal.

>>125931
Granted, I am not an burgerfag, but I think it's basically what you said; he and a lot of his friends joined the armed forces after 2001 because of the feelings of patriotic revenge, and that can lead (and probably lead in a lot of people) feelings of xenophobia and racism. But the thing is: we personally don't know how he was back then (I don't doubt he was stupid and xenophobic. Aggressive american teenagers joining the army? Yeah), and it's been a long fucking time a go. I am 10 years younger than him and yet I can't agree with some bullshit my 17-19 y/o self said. Imagine someone who's 20 years older. He probably worked on a lot of those problems (he said it himself that he did through theater, that's the whole point of his charity organization), and while no one is perfect, I definitely don't think he's racist. Part of me thinks that he accepted the role in The Report to prove a point lol
But try explaining how gray humans can be and that people can change in 20 years for twitter teens whose biggest change in personality was stop wearing diapers. Shit won't fly.

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No. 126164

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>mfw I find that Kylo Ren TLJ toy in a local secondhand marketplace and it's insanely cheap but I can't afford it because it's still a thousand (local currency) and I don't have a steady income to splurge
To add insult to injury, my birthday is in less than 10 days. I just wish manifestation worked lmao

No. 126175

>>126164
what is the toy, anon?

No. 126176

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>>126175
It's this beauty here
It's my current dream toy for SW related toys, at least

No. 126177

>>126176
ahh, thought so the other hottoys kylo anon here. This sucks! Can't you sell something to get money for the figure? Or make money in any other way?

No. 126179

>>126177
Hello there fellow toyfag!
I don't know tbh, all the things I tried to sell so far (including a doll body kek) failed miserably.
Time to draw furry porn jk

No. 126233

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Adam Driver wearing 17th century high heel when ?

No. 126254

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>>126233
I just want more AD in historical clothing in general yeah

No. 126273

>>126254
AT this point it seems like Adam in historical clothing was the only good thing we have got from TMWKDQ

No. 126275

>>126273
looks like I am the only driverfag itt that actually enjoyed this movie. idk if I would watch it twice anytime soon, but it was so fun and went by so fast. good cinema experience

No. 126281

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>>126275
I didn't hate it, but I thought it was a bit underwhelming. To me it was clear that it was a movie that stayed in development hell for too long.
There were some nice scenes, but nothing memorable.

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No. 126357

>>126290
I've wanted a retarded Ad imagine ever since I heard about those ancient 1D ones, thank you for making this dream a meme
>>126143
literally me if the chair drama was valid after all…

No. 126427

>tfw no AD to sign my collectibles and then wink at me

No. 126559

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Uh oh driverfags, I imagine Adam Driver in maid outfit and he looks hot asf. I want him to be my submissive and obident maid.
>tfw when you have submissive muscular maid.

No. 126560

>>126559
omfg I had the same thought some time ago! Can someone please shoop this? I want to see a meido Adam-kun

No. 126606

This video is so cute aaa
Lucky for her she's a young lady so she's safe from chair hitting

>>126559
>>126560
It's not my thing but I can see the appeal. If my tablet pen wasn't broken I'd try to make a ps version of maybe even a sketch for you guys

No. 126694

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House of Drivernism bitches

No. 126707

>>126606
God, I wish it was me…
>>126694
I love it, but why is it drivenism and not driverism? Is it related to FETH? Never played it so I have no idea!
Do you guys have any good content of Adam interacting with toys portraying Kylo Ren (and other merch)? I love this shit. I remember the one interview in which he was so baffled that there are toys made of him (in a way lmfao).
Also just found vid related and I'm kekking so hard
>You will be in a basement of every geek in America! Think about that, that's pretty exciting. No girls have those, it's only dudes. I know for a fact!
Ily, other Kylo Ren figurefag

No. 126773

>>126707
Does this count?

I dream that one day I meet him (and I have a figure of his with me for whatever reason) and just say "Hey can you please sign yourself for me?"
I wonder if he ever saw his hot toys ones? Like yeah, some of the Hasbro toys look nothing like him (Disney ones are better), also there are more cartoons ones, so it's probably easy to disassociate yourself from these, but then there's this one that's your spitting image lol

No. 126775

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>>126773
Samefag, but also this is kinda related, maybe?
I don't know if the guy who met him had a Kylo figure with him randomly or if AD just walks around with Kylo figures ready to sign them lol
i don't know if you're talking about me but I definitely a toyfag so I love you too

No. 126846

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>>126707
Not exactly good but hey

No. 126848

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Originally made for the discord complain on the milk thread , since /ot/ hates Adam

No. 126888

>>126775
>>126773
>>126846
Ahh, I love those! I wish I was the drunk guy. lol
I remember someone posting years ago about randomly meeting Adam at a bar and being like 'you look like Kylo Ren' and then realizing it's actual Adam Driver after all.
I randomly saw vid related on youtube yesterday and I'm so unsettled. What is wrong with his teeth (ngl he reminds me of Elegy of Emptiness Link somehow)… and eyebrows, to be honest. I really do like the fake snow though, lol
>>126848
Thank you queen. I'm so tired of all the retarded conspiracy theories that anons on /ot pull out of their asses:
>driverfags are pitbull stans
>driverfags are twitterfags
>driverfags are lolcow discord cows
>driverfags are newfags
etc.
TLDR apparently driverfags are the boogeyman representing whatever /ot anons hate at the moment.

On another note, I have finally watched Girls season 2!!! I will return with an update soon, I need to collect my thoughts.

No. 126939

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>>126848
I love this so much, I will use it in my group chats lol

>>126888
>I wish I was the drunk guy.
Tell me about it. I hope that if I ever meet him, it's in a casual context like that. Post corona, of course. He will probably never come to my country, let alone my city lol

But yeah, that doll is kinda cursed lol looks more like the TikTok cosplayer than him, I think.

>TLDR apparently driverfags are the boogeyman representing whatever /ot anons hate at the moment.

kek big true
I still think it's funny when they keep mentioning us, I like teasing back too.

>I will return with an update soon, I need to collect my thoughts.

I'll be waiting, queen

No. 126948

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>>126939
>>126888
How I feel if I see another /ot/ retarded tinfoiling about us.

No. 126957

I'm so glad I found this thread because Adam's the only celebrity sighting I've ever had but none of my friends like him or care.
I was shopping for coffee beans in Carroll Gardens and he was in the store, but I ended up having to leave to find an ATM because it was cash only. He really is tall. My friend also sold him luggage at the Away store in Manhattan but she's pretty jaded because a lot of celebrities go there so she didn't care. I assume he probably moved out of Brooklyn because of COVID but it was kind of cool

>>126888
Tell us how you like it! Girls annoyed me but it had some funny, redeemable moments

No. 126977

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>>126957
Oh nonnie, I am so jealous!

>I assume he probably moved out of Brooklyn because of COVID

Why? Because of the number of cases?
He's been overseas a lot because of his movies though, especially The Last Duel

No. 127025

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>>126888
>driverfags are pitbull stans
Wait what's the connection between adam driver and pitbull?

No. 127029

>>126888
>Thank you queen. I'm so tired of all the retarded conspiracy theories that anons on /ot pull out of their asses
yeah this. Honestly driverfags are harmless and a community itself sepparated from /ot/ and whatever they have going on. We just like adam driver, that's it lol
Next they'll say
>driverfags are scrotes

No. 127030

>>127025
Last year when /ot/ was closed for a week or so, someone made a server and people in it started spamming pitbull things on /meta/ as the shitstorm was happening. Then someone cowtipped and posted screenshots of the server on /meta/. All anons proceeded to blame the pitbullfags for "everything that is wrong in lolcow" but they were only posting pitbull pictures lol, nothing else.
Then not so long after /ot/ was re-opened some nonnies started posting a lot of Adam Driver pictures on some threads and gushing about him (which has no correlation with pitbull or the closing of /ot/, it was just coincidence or bad timing) and that became a banneable offence called driverposting.
So they think us = trolls. But that isn't the case, lol

No. 127033

>>127029
Ah, I can already see it:
>driverfags are scrotes attempting to brainwash farmers into fucking uggo men instead of HVMs
pls ignore that AD should be considered a HVM with how rich and succesful he is lol

No. 127039

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>>127033
Is /ot/ jealous of our passion for loving a single man? Kek.
I know some farmer on /ot/ express they want into man but somehow can't manage to do it.

Also do a georgian historical movie with Adam Driver, Hollywood your coward!

No. 127062

>>126977
It’s just a guess because a lot of wealthy families with second homes upstate fled the city almost immediately, especially people with young kids who didn’t want to keep them cooped up in an apartment all day. I could be way off though, I just remember my area emptying fast

No. 127135

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Adam Driver kissing mini dump because why not

No. 127137

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>>127139
This should count right

No. 127141

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>>127140
Also maybe this

No. 127143

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>>127141
End of dump for now

No. 127144

>>127141
anon why would you want to sleep with a blobfish

No. 127145

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>>127144
Cause that blob fish has them t i d d i e s

No. 127149

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>>127145
Istg Adam has the right amount of fat and muscle. It just well balanced

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No. 127175

>>127145
I'd slap his tiddies so hard

No. 127178

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>>127149
Yes, it's strong enough that he looks like a big dude that can and will lift you, but also soft enough to hug. I actually kinda hate that High Jackman dehydrated muscle look. Drink water, be soft

>>127175
His tiddies are bigger and pinker than mine

No. 127290

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Okay, so about Girls season 2… actually I don't have as much as to say as I would like to. I felt like not much has happened in this season, compared to the first one. Maybe because Adam was hardly there - or maybe cause I watched 5 episodes and then binged the rest one week later.
What I have to say is that I sadly found the sex scene from episode 9 really hot - or maybe not the scene itself, but the premise? What I mean is that I really liked the wild and dominant Sackler lmfao. My first reaction was 'wow, finally something that I personally find sexy!' and then I was immediately disappointed that Natalia is not into it and that it will not be a fun sex scene. I still liked Adam in it, ngl. Was pretty shocked to see some people comment years back that Sackler is a rapist now (???), because while the sex was unsatisfying for Natalia, I don't think it was nonconsensual… I'm glad that I read episode discussions cause I totally missed how Sackler made the situation uncomfortable despite following all the sex rules that Natalia set up before.
Anyway I'm down for more kinky Sackler sex, hopefully with a partner who is also into it (Hannah?).
Speaking of Hannah, I loved the OCD plot. I do not suffer from it myself, but my SO does so it was nice to see it portrayed relatively accurate. I was glad that the issue didn't magically disappear, I hope it still is a thing in the next seasons. Also the final scene between Sackler and Hannah was adorable! I loved how Sackler called it OCDC and how he run to Hannah etc. I've seen people discuss if the scene was played straight or is laying down some irony (ie Sackler is saving Hannah, but it's actually a bad thing cause he's stopping her from unfucking herself and therefore growing). I don't know, personally I just found it really romantic and sweet. To be honest, I'm not thinking hard when watching Girls, I just go with the flow and enjoy the show.
Glad that Shoshanna got some kind of serious character arc instead of just being the show clown. NGL, her breakup hit me hard, or rather why she had to let Ray go. Marnie continues to be boring and Jessa is being Jessa so far. Will see how all this shit goes.
Oh and I really adored that Sackler stole the dog because the owner was shit, wish he kept it lmfao.

No. 127294

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He fucking sesuced my ass in my dream, was wearing no shirt so I could feel up his meaty tiddie and it was fucking cute. It hurts to think about, I am not even a full driverfag, maybe 60%.

No. 127295

>>127294
*seduced what the fuck, anyways it was a very wholesome dream afterwards, no fucking though, just odd old couple vibes.

No. 127365

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The new/old motorcycle pic got me. I remember an old colleague of his mentioned that Adam would ride a motorcycle upstate to visit

No. 127376

>>127178
Not a driverfag, but oh my god, wow, woof, nice, I might as well join the cult.

No. 127385

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>>127290
>that I sadly found the sex scene from episode 9 really hot - or maybe not the scene itself, but the premise? What I mean is that I really liked the wild and dominant Sackler lmfao.
Yeah nonnie, me too lol I actually posted a clip of it up thread >>124853
oh to be violently tossed Onto bed by AD

That scene is what some people call "Grey rape" and I think it was actually very tastefully written/portrayed. I do think it was a bit rapey , maybe dubcon to say the least. But I don't think Sackler is a rapist. I don't think Natalia thinks that either though, but her discomfort was obvious. I also like they made the contrast of Natalia's and Hannah's personalities, like Hannah just takes whatever (that orphan on the street shit lol) and Natalia is way more upfront and doesn't take shit. I think she just went along in that scene cause she was a bit fearful. When she realized everything was okay, she was upfront again.

>I loved the OCD plot.

I can't say that I loved it cause it was a bit frustrating for me seeing her mental breakdown, but I liked how they portrayed it a bit more realistically. My boyfriend has mild OCD so it's kinda refreshing to see it a bit more as it really is.

>I just found it really romantic and sweet.

Same lol It was corny, but cute.

>I really adored that Sackler stole the dog because the owner was shit, wish he kept it lmfao

Yes! I really love those snippets of his personality. I wish he and Ray had more genuine interactions in the series like in that episode.

Now let's see what you will think of my cursed season lol

>>127294
>He fucking sesuced my ass in my dream, was wearing no shirt so I could feel up his meaty tiddie and it was fucking cute. It hurts to think about, I am not even a full driverfag, maybe 60%.
Envious.
>tfw no AD to seduce me and let me touchy the tiddie, not even in my dreams
Also, I'd say that 60% driverfag is more driverfag than not, so hey, welcome anon!

>>127376
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

No. 127393

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Imagine Adam and Keanu star on a motorcycle gang film. They play as rivalry brother. Perfection

No. 127394

>>127393
Throw in adrien brody and I am on the floor

No. 127395

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>>127393
Not a Keanufag, but I can absolutely vibe with that.

Hollywood, we are straight up giving free movies ideas, just take it dudes

No. 127401

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Saw this sim while looking for sims 4 custom content and thought of you anons.

No. 127404

>>127393
men wearing leather jackets is my weakness

No. 127406

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>>127401
This is kinda funny looking to me, but Kylo Ren truly is in TS4 in one of their gazillion DLCs

No. 127442

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>>127294
Something like this nonnie?

No. 127459

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Boobs in my mouth

No. 127565

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I've never seen this man so nervous in an interview before, I love it

No. 127566

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>>127565
He is soft when he is nervous. Poor Adam lol.
Also this plushie remind me of him

No. 127569

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>>127566
Bear Swolo

No. 127641

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It's my birthday, fellow driverfags!
Can I humbly ask for your cutest Driver pics, gifs or videos? or you can send me Kylo toys to my PO box
Love you all!

No. 127650

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>>127641
Just for you Nonnie

No. 127652

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No. 127653

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>>127641
Happy birthday bitch, don’t mind if I dump

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>>127641
He holds it like a bebe

No. 127658

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Happy early valentines day to us all, this silly little thread has brightened so many of my days!! He is hitting you all with love

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>>127658
Love U driverfags

No. 127675

>>127650
Damn is he a bit thick?

No. 127679

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>>127652
>>127650
the file names aaa so cute
>>127653
>>127656
>>127655
Thank you so much for the cute pics! I wish I could share the party sandwiches and the cheesecake I am having. You are the best and this is the coziest thread.

>>127659
>>127658
Also yeah, happy early Valentines! (Although I will be back by tomorrow to shitpost about it again for sure)

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>>12765
>>127679
Super late nonnie but happy birthday!!! ♥ I wish I could send you an actual AD birthday card and Kylo merch!
I hope AD (and this thread) brings you a lot of joy this year ♥
>>127658
>>127659
I love you too, fellow driverfags!
Looking forward to shitposting tomorrow.

No. 127681

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>>127680
samefag, Matt the Radar Technician never gets old for me

No. 127683

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>>127680
Not late at all! At least here is not even 5PM yet, haven't even started drinking kek
And also, tysm :')
I am surprised that Kylo Ren birthday cards are actually a thing, never seen them before (maybe because the SW sequel hype died down).
I could actually trade those with my nephew, his birthday was also a few days a go and he's a SW fan as well lol

>>127681
I also love Matt!
That skit hit so big, it's popular in Japan as well.

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>>127683
I wish I knew what's going on in this comic!
Seeing anything related to TFA makes my heart hurt for Ben Solo, the fucking sequel trilogy and myself because I had such high hopes and it still hurts from time to time that if not TLJ, then TROS killed the sequels for sure (depending on your POV)

No. 127690

>>127689
Not just sequels but the whole saga personally for me. What was the point of anything if the conclusion of the skywalker saga is that whole bloodline dies and their enemy's clone's daughter takes their name and legacy?

No. 127698

>>127690
How the fuck is it "the rise of skywalker" when the last actual skywalker fucking dies and doesn't even become a force ghost?
I hate this so much, honestly wouldn't mind if it would be retconned as SW's What If Downfall Timeline

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>>127689
I can translate it for you, nonny!
It's nothing too plot heavy anyway lol
Matt, thinking: "Rey… She's extremely cute today, too"
Rey: "Hey, is it me?"
Matt: "No no it isn't I I'm no gwaaa dmfmdmdhhdj"
Rey: "It's lovely!"
Matt: "wat"
Rey: "You are so good at drawing! It's the first time I've seen someone that draw this amazing, Matt!"
Kylo: "Haa… I love her…"
Stormtrooper thinking: "What is he talking about again?" (Seems to be about women)
And for the illustration: Matt and worker Rei
Rey: Nice to meet you, Matt!
Matt: She smiled at me…

Hope it helps

>>127690
>>127698
What are you guys talking about? The third movie of the sequel trilogy doesn't exist! I hope that when the make one, it's a good one

No. 127716

I wonder if he has a big dick

No. 127727

>>127716
He should if it's proportional. It would be a cruel twist of fate if a 6'2" dude with huge proportions and decent hair genetics had a small dick. I'm so far in I probably wouldn't even care

No. 127737

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It's past midnight here, so happy Valentines for everyone!

>>127716
>>127727
I don't think it's porn big, tbh I think this anon is probably mostly right about it >>123948
Slightly above average but no monster cock

No. 127751

File: 1613283904261.jpg (13.16 KB, 236x286, R8fu3u8wbd9wjd9wjs92ofnejs8c33…)

>>127716
Judge yourself anon.

No. 127761

File: 1613286648971.gif (1.95 MB, 250x356, 609a1dbacc7837d8793552f05c0131…)

>>127751
I don't think limp dick outline is a good measurement for hard dick size, but I'm not complaining

No. 127764

File: 1613288162762.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.68 KB, 660x1059, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.jpg)

>>127675

Thick, meaty, j u i c y

istg this is the most the de/g/enerate post that I make. I hate this goodbye

No. 127766

File: 1613289344781.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.4 MB, 454x365, tumblr_6b5b58f6651c5a6e544ab27…)

>>127764
It's VDay, it's allowed

No. 127775

File: 1613299258425.webm (19.62 MB, 1920x1080, ManWhoKilledDonQuixoteThe-Kury…)

oof (No nudity, but NSFW)

No. 127809

File: 1613314399862.jpg (22.33 KB, 340x270, il_340x270.2800925295_1bj7.jpg)

once again, happy valentine's day driverfags ♥

No. 127812

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♥ love you all bitches

No. 127831

File: 1613323326216.jpeg (3.73 MB, 4032x3024, CFDB82A9-4A22-414A-AAE7-502663…)

Happy Valentines! The kid I babysit dropped this off for me and I had a heart attack thinking he or his parents knew I thirsted for Adam Driver, but he just actually loves the character and dressed up as him for Halloween.
Sometimes I forget that kids genuinely love these movies because of the bitter Star Wars bros on Twitter who seethe over the new sequels

No. 127865

>>127831
omfg that's so sweet! I feel sorry for the kids loving the sequel trilogy and finding out that most people hate it.
I will never be able to dislike it just because it gave us Kylo, the best SW character IMHO and my personal husbando ♥
>>127812
I want those sweets…

No. 127866

File: 1613332554984.jpg (162.13 KB, 1528x628, uwuw.JPG)

I would so get this for myself if I was lonely on a Valentine's day lmfao

No. 127872

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>>127809
Kek imagine if this was real
Vibing to "You're nothing" or the dirty lines from girls

>>127831
This is very cute! I am reminded that kids like it cause as I said, my nephew really likes it so it's hard to miss. Reminds me of when Adam said in one interview that the kids in his apartment would be like "Good morning, Kylo Ren" all the time haha very cute

>>127865
> I feel sorry for the kids loving the sequel trilogy and finding out that most people hate it.
I think most don't care/don't know, when I was a kid I looooved the Phantom Menace and didn't know that adults hated it. I was just vibing playing the games and playing jedi with bootleg lightsabers with my brother.

>>127866
What would you write in it, nonny? Kek

A Reylo fanarts to fit the VDay theme I guess I lowkey ship it but I usually don't out it on the internet because of the crazy fandom. This is why we can't have nice things

No. 127907

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I want Adam Driver wear a Maid costume now.

Piccrew if you want
https://picrew.me/image_maker/458801

No. 127919

>>127907
Let's hope that some japanese mad lad pay him fucking bank to do something like that for a CM, they are the only ones with that kinda power

No. 127925

VDay is over and so is Ben

No. 127978

>>127925
So is my interest and any hope for good Star Wars so it's all good

No. 128042

late but still valid

No. 128178

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What is he thinking?

No. 128183

File: 1613486189631.gif (2.03 MB, 268x280, c097cb800ae2a98fce523bbbc3bb99…)

>>128178
Probably that he'd rather be touching Daisy's waist again
What group is that? The blonde one seems to be wearing a bloated and oily skin mask

No. 128184

>>128178
>what should I have for dinner tonight?
>my feet hurt
>the music is loud
>I think I should take a cold shower after this
>where did I put my car keys?
>should I use the air fryer or the pan?
>when are they going to be done with the pictures?
>what am I even doing here again?
>these guys are kind of short

No. 128208

>>128183
That's EXO I'm pretty sure. I think the middle one is Sehun, the one on the right is the guy who was said to have cheated on his ex with ten girls (Community Dick Chanyeol), and I have no idea who the one on the left is

Seeing kpoppies stand next to tall western men is fucking hilarious because it demonstrates what manlets they really are

No. 128210

>>128183
Nta but part of exo, the waxy one is suho

No. 128214

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>>128208
To be fair a lot of men would look like manlets next to him
Radcliffe looks like a hobbit, but he's truly short anyway

No. 128274

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>>128208
>>128210
I wonder what Adam reaction about EX0? They did a promotion with starwars with their song Lightsabers. Personally disney can choose a better kpop group than exo that fit into star wars concept lol.

No. 128277

>>128274
Ot but god sehun looks faggy here and the song was shit, all these korea pr tours western actors do always seem so awful and makes everyone seem even more awkward

No. 128280

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>>128277
Yeah, Korean and Japanese media / talkshows are a lot different and I've watched a few cringe interviews with other celebs. I remember he went to a restaurant after this and was very chill and signed some things for the owners

No. 128282

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>>128274
I know this is a meme at this point but damn, Adam's head managed to look small next to theirs even though his head is pretty big compared to other people
I kinda get the complex now

No. 128285

>>128282
Are you fucking kidding me, is this edited? I am losing my shit over here

No. 128288

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>>128285
Nope
But tbf Gwendoline Christie is a bit of a pinhead too

No. 128312

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Driverfags, your aidungeon adventures have inspired me, so I bring unto you all a new tool
https://fanficmaker.com/

No. 128337

File: 1613549539978.gif (1.62 MB, 268x268, 9fe2d01a259c886a736bd196190140…)

>>128312
Thanks anon, I saw it on /ot/ and had some hearty keks doing some TFA prompts

No. 128340

>>128312
I'm shocked that this makes sense and is consistent, even tho it's not a wonderful prose. Wtf

No. 128343

>>128337
and I've been having a great time using aidungeon the past few hours so this is all very mutually beneficial kek

>>128340
I'm surprised that the AI comes close to actually being sensible even though it's basing its algorithm off bad fanfics

No. 128386

>>128274
Thank you for explaining wtf Adam met a k-pop band. I was so confused.
is anyone else eyerolling at insane driverfag conspiracy theories in the ship thread? Today I found out that we are ugly and projecting ourselves on AD. Also I genuinely believe the "having a crush on an adult human male is a fetish!!!" anon is legitimately autistic or underage because they have no idea how attraction works. Same for fetishes

No. 128391

>>128386
I think the retarded tinfoiling is funny tho.
>anon is legitimately autistic or underage because they have no idea how attraction works. Same for fetishes.
Honestly I agree . I think most of new era lolcowusers(2019+) are non familiar with imageboard culture.

No. 128398

>>128386
Liking adam driver is like, normal? what. If anything liking bishonen men or whatever is autistic

No. 128411

File: 1613571252264.jpg (2.02 MB, 1920x8640, merge_from_ofoct (3).jpg)

>>128391
>I think most of new era lolcowusers(2019+) are non familiar with imageboard culture.
It's not even that. They seem legitimately baffled about grown women finding a men attractive. Also I literally ctrl+f'd 'nose' and 'shoulders' and haven't found any sperging about those, but even so, it's absolutely normal to appreciate certain body parts in a specific person. It's not a fetish unless you are sexually obsessed with something nonsexual in the first place ie can't get off unless feet are involved. You can't have a fetish for another person because it's normal to be sexually attracted to another human being.
That anon sounds like the kind of person talking about 'vagina fetishists' or whatever lmfao. I'm just as baffled at her as she is at driverfags.

Anyway I have watched Girls Season 3!!!
I don't know what to say since I enjoyed it as much as the seasons before, even though it did seem kind of aimless.
I'm kind of worried because I haven't found Hannah to be that much of an asshole. I'm not sure if it's that I am somehow asshole in the same way and therefore lacking in any awareness or it's just that I am not emotionally invested in the Girls characters being good human beings, so I don't mind any shit they pull unless it's interesting.
Can I say how much I loved the episode in which Hannah struggled with getting a cushy job that would slowly kill her creativity? I know that it was kind of a first world problem and most newbie writers (or other hobbysts) don't get a well-paid job related to their passion etc, but the issue was real. I went through the same thing, like promising myself I will get that cash and just work on my projects after work but in the end I would be too exhausted to write a single word.
I just love so much that this is a tv series about a female writer (even if Hannah is a self-insert of Lena etc, I don't mind) that actually portrays the challenges. I really need more movies, tv series etc. about female writers that doesn't just use the writer part as a window dressing that stops mattering five minutes into a movie.
I hate whatever is going on with Marnie and I cringe anytime she is singing. It's so annoying! In fact, it annoys me more than any asshole shit Hannah (or frankly, any other character) pulls. On the other hand I appreciate that Marnie seems to be a quite well portrayal of the kind of girl that goes to a talent show because she 'loves singing', wins because she is pretty and has some semblance on talent and then her album fucking flops because she has no personality, no vision and nothing to say in her music (as well as no good composer, kek).
I think Marnie is my most hated character at this pont. Shoshanna redeemed herself, even though she also deserves better. I still hate Jessa but at least she doesn't sing bland folksy lovesongs.
In regards to Adam, I enjoyed the kink episode even though it was a mess! I kind of wish we got kinky sex with Sackler that went right lmfao. It really pained my heart when he needed to separate from Hannah, though she should have been more understanding. IDK I find the whole idea of them splitting ways because of work realistic, but also unbearably painful.
I just watched the first episode of season 4 and can someone explain how come I managed to live my whole entire life without hearing about kinky cannibal and ever since the allegations, he seems to be everywhere???
Kinda sad at the mention in Girls being another attempt of making him happen. I'm curious if he has any ties to Lena Dunham or something, but I don't know if it's worth potentially souring the watching experience for me…
Love how the series gets meta with it's actors, ie that GQ asshole bitching Hannah out for having an ugly face or the conversation in pic related.
Oh and I loved Sackler in a biker jacket, kek.

No. 128416

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>>128411
You're right. There's nothing wrong with liking someone's body parts, it's completely normal, normal functioning adult human female do this. She sounds immature and autisitc. Oh well. Time for more driverposting!

No. 128422

>>128386
It sounds like an internet theory, if that makes sense. Like when I told my normie friends (people that just stay on Instagram and have never gone "deep" on the internet) that I like Adam they're just like, "Cool, he was kind of hot in Girls." People making it into a fetish or a conspiracy need to go outside. Thinking a celebrity is hot is not that deep

No. 128453

>>128411
I am the 3rd season hater and I am glad that you could enjoy it, anon! I just couldn't take Hannah whining anymore. She had a great job that I'd kill to have yet "oh no not creative" (and also kept shitting on other's people decisions to stay at GQ, wtf. I would've slapped her.)
I understand the creativity vs doing your job struggle, but she was in no position to reject that job (she even gets excited with her pah check?), it just showed to me how absolutely privileged she was and she didn't even care. She also treats her parents like shit for apparently no reason, they could at least show more of that if she's gonna be mean to them, but they have to show Lena tits again.
I also hate the "I fuck a rich doctor and he's smitten with me for no reason" episode. Fanfic tier, IMHO

I legit just like Sosh out of all the girls lol

Speaking of Girls, here's his audition tape. He was probably around 27ish? I can totally understand why he got it on spot.

>>128422
>>128416
>>128398
>>128391
>>128386
I also think the tinfoiling is funny albeit a bit annoying sometimes
Honestly, most even when normies think he's ugly, most just go: "Are you crazy? He's weird" and you say stuff like "Oh, I liked him as ____" and they either just get it or leave it alone or both. Usually people know that a lot of women like actors/singers for their work and then get crushes on them even if they are not conventionally attractive. No one is out there thinking "Damn, she probably has a deformed acid burn victim fetish. It's the only way!!!!"
I personally think only liking perfect 20/10 models is kinda shallow anyway. Being attractive by the way you talk and work than solely by your looks is heaps better.

No. 128474

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He will never do another "big" movie will he?

No. 128477

>>128474
They'd probably want him to get even more buff for the role i.e steroids and he'd have to do a bad Russian accent
Its better he turned that role down

No. 128478

>>128474
It could be because of scheduling conflicts. But I also think a lot of actors are searching for roles that can elevate their credentials. Directors don't often use people who have been typecast in major blockbusters. I remember Disney also offered him the role of Captain Hook, which he promptly turned down.

No. 128480

>>128474
Give him a chance to really need the money. It's like RPatts retreating into international art films until the bills began to pile up, suddenly he's Batman and allegedly miserable.

No. 128487

>>122022
i thought this op was markiplier when i was skimming

No. 128509

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>>128474
Aside from scheduling issues as it was pointed out, I think that he doesn't care about the production being big or small as long as he likes the characters? I get that vibe.
Like a random Spiderman villain (that's not even part of the mcu mind you) seems like a… Moot role? If that makes sense. I don't think he would turn down a cool and relevant marvel villain like say, Loki (if it was an available spot)
He said once in an interview that he'd rather play a villain that thinks he's a good guy, so I am guessing that one dimensional moustache twirling one off villains are just boring to him.

No. 128510

>>128509
He should play Dr. Doom

No. 128513

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>>128510
I would like that

No. 128527

>>128474
Here anon. He only play character that he is personally interested in it.

No. 128584

File: 1613648657733.png (573.38 KB, 850x394, adam driver.png)

So happy to see Adam Driver in the new Nintendo Direct!

No. 128643

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>>128584
needs more nose and lips

No. 128656

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What a comfortable seat

No. 128710

>>128656
I just wanna crawl my way to his dick and undo his pants and suck it all night long

No. 128713

File: 1613730257687.jpg (64.95 KB, 640x640, e91d68cdb6ee6649bd5fe492deb001…)

>>128710
same, but then just lift me up into a full nelson oof

Speaking of which, does he just randomly lift up fans that ask him to? god I wish that were me

No. 128726

File: 1613745240497.jpg (35.21 KB, 720x405, 992eubrhwsjs.jpg)

He's so cute when he's holding a tiny aluminium foil heart.

No. 128727

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No. 128751

>>128726
Yes!

I love this man's voice. Also the kid saying "Hi, Kylo Wen" is the cutest shit.

No. 128752

>>128751
Samefag, another one.

she basically calls him a monke though, I'd get a bit offended lel

No. 128851

>>128713
My God, how lucky she is! I would die if I were in her place though.
Thanks to this thread I had a romantic dream about Adam/Kylo like for the second or third time. ait felt so good when he was falling in love with me without saying a word

No. 128913

File: 1613885325258.gif (Spoiler Image, 2 MB, 364x404, tumblr_740ccc80f4758b98ecbb313…)

>>128851
IKR? If I was in her position, I'd be tomato red in that picture.

I've never had a dream with him, and so envious of you and the other anon that did. I only dreamt about watching his movies lol (especially star wars)
Please Universe, give me a nice dream with Adam Driver today, I don't even want him to fall in love with me I just want him to fuck me senseless

No. 128933

>>128913
everytime I scroll down /m/ I see this naked adam driver and I have a mini heart attack because I think his penis is a spoon

No. 128941

>>128933
Technically not naked kek
But do you have a heart attack because you think he's with his dick out but turns out it's just a spoon or because you think his dick is shaped like a spoon and that's frightening?

No. 129007

File: 1613966999451.jpg (67.3 KB, 1280x720, Pain.jpg)

This probably the less creepy and most sane community of Adam Driver fanbase. It kinda depressing for me because I dislike interacting with AD fans on Twitter and Reddit.(IG is fine but I prefer not interact with them too).

No. 129052

>>129007
I don't have a twitter so I don't know how they are there but uhh it's twitter, so yeah.
As for reddit, I like to check the subs from time to time but damn, the conspiracionists are rampant there, especially at r/adamdriverfans
Like there this vid, and a lot of people were saying it's Adam humming in the back and that's one of the proofs for their affair because she denied it was him. (I believe she denied it because the shippers are crazy)
Full disclosure, I do think it's Adam tbh and I think they baked that for Carrie Fisher's birthday (the timeline matches), but this doesn't prove anything other than they baked a cake.
And then on reddit I read this crazy fanfic/projection of how they made out while the cake was baking, that Adam would never bake/cook anything with his wife and that all his adoration was for Daisy and Daisy alone. I remember laughing out loud when reading it, like damn, that was written by someone over that age of 18, right? I think I may still have the screencap I took.
I also follow an AD page on facebook, but the only interactions there are those of 40+ women saying how pretty he is in every picture posted, and it's honestly a bit wholesome lol

No. 129056

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>>129052
Also saged cause I am retarded, but I am not sure if I talked about this before, and if I did I am sorry for my shit tier memory

No. 129091

>>129007
I blocked anything Adam-related on Twitter because I can't stand the fan accounts (a lot of tired memes and sexual sperging) and also hardcore hate accounts. Especially about his military service and equating it to him totally hating Muslims! I mainly just follow update accounts on Instagram for new pictures and movie release schedules. I don't really want their opinions lol.
I like this thread because everyone understands board culture / it's anon so no one is trying to make a name for themselves or power level like some fan accounts. And it's chill and funny.

No. 129161

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>>129091
Sexual sperging worse than us talking about his penis? btw I'd like to add that he is probably circumcised because american

>it's chill and funny.

Twitter could never do picrel
It's probably because we don't have sticks up our asses all the time.

No. 129163

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>>129161
We are better because we never do something stalkerish to him.

Driverfags, this girl has been my personal half cow(Not fully lolcow) some behavior I find as milk
>writing romance novel based meeting Adam Driver
>sperging about meeting AD and Starwars people nonstop (Daisy ,Rian,etc)
Pic related

No. 129164

>>129163
WAT.
I understand doing shit like these around celebrities, it's been done a million times (look at After), but I'm not sure I would be proudly announcing what celebrity it was based on, and worse - that I actually fucking met him. I'd be embarrassed if he knew I had a folder of his pictures alone, imagine writing a whole ass book around him.
This is so weird, does she think Adam will be flattered and smitten by her? She's gonna end up with a restraining order.

The meet-cute award goes to dog groomer Juliet Nolan. It’s one of Hollywood’s biggest nights when she volunteers as a seat filler and winds up next to movie heartthrob Noah freaking Douglas. Tongue tied and toes curling in her pink Converse, she pretends that she doesn’t have a clue who he is. It’s the only way to keep from swooning.

Of course this character is an nlog and wears converses to one of Hollywood's biggest nights.
Not gonna lie, I am kinda curious to read it and she how far she went but I would definitely not pay for it.

No. 129166

>>129161
For some reason I'm more chill with sexual sperging on anon, but if I see someone's Twitter pic with their face and their dog or kid it weirds me out.

>>129163
Aren't seat fillers told to be quiet and not bother the celebs? And so she writes an entire book about it with her real name. Probably never getting a gig like that again

No. 129168

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>>129166
I know nonny.

Anyway the fact there are so many people defending this book and the author is so gross.

No. 129171

>>129168
If she didn't publicly say it's based on AD and her own experience meeting him I'd think a Star Wars reference would be a cheeky addition for fans that are paying attention as a clue to who it was inspired by, but since she made it so clear it just feels kinda icky

I'll give the benefit of the doubt to most reviewers not knowing her stalkerish behavior

No. 129202

>>129163
>>129164
>>129166
>>129171
OMG I don't think I heard about this bitch before. Apparently she's a popular writer - I expected her to be a no-name obsessed with Adam Driver. I'm shocked to see a 'legitimate' author that should be working on their brand do something so cringey.
I have to admit that I feel visceral dislike for this woman and her book, but I'm also morbidly curious. I spent a few minutes looking for ebook when I realized that the novel is coming out in April. I bet it will be available for free at vk or libgen. Will post a link if I do find it somewhere.
>The movie star and the dog groomer are one kiss away from the perfect love story. That’s the hiccup in a warm and witty romance by the bestselling author of Roommaid.
>The meet-cute award goes to dog groomer Juliet Nolan. It’s one of Hollywood’s biggest nights when she volunteers as a seat filler and winds up next to movie heartthrob Noah freaking Douglas. Tongue tied and toes curling in her pink Converse, she pretends that she doesn’t have a clue who he is. It’s the only way to keep from swooning.
>She’s pretty and unpretentious, loves his dog, and is not a worshipping fan. No way Noah’s giving up on her, even if his affectionate pursuit comes with a bump: Juliet has a pathological fear of kissing and the disappointments that follow. What odds does romance have without that momentous, stupendous, once-in-a-lifetime first smooch? Patient, empathetic, and carrying personal burdens of his own, Noah suggests a remedy: they rehearse.
>The lessons begin. The guards come down. But there’s another hitch they weren’t betting on. As for that cue-the-orchestra-and-roll-credits happy ending? It might take more than practice to make it perfect.
Why are romance novels for women (or is there any other kind?) always written like this??? I hate this writing style. Also I feel uncomfortable with the fact that the author is publishing her fantasy about dating Adam Driver (a stranger to her) while she has a husband and 4 children. I just find the whole package repulsive, sorry! Especially the nlog part - "she’s pretty and unpretentious, loves his dog, and is not a worshipping fan". Oh yes, we all know AD loves his dog, how obvious can you get? Also kek at her pretending to not be fan while she is one.
Sorry for sperging. I wish I liked romance novels because I find media for women based in general… but the genre has many downsides, and everything about this novel in particular is so goddamn annoying.

No. 129213

>>129202
This sounds like a book I would find on a shelf at a cheap beachside Airbnb. Like some wine mom couldn’t be bothered to carry it back with her on the plane. It’s also kind of annoying that half the plot is already fed to you
>She’s pretty and unpretentious
Typical Mary Sue fanfic character
>No way Noah’s giving up on her
So no romantic tension at all

Well if he thought she wasn’t a “worshipping fan” before, he does now. Part of me wonders if it actually happened and isn’t just bait to get naive Driver fans to buy the book

No. 129216

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>>129213
I think I have the proper image when he sees this novel.

Seriously why are so many AD fans aren't creep out with novel.

I hope he stop it.

No. 129217

>>129161
Sorry, who's Sam? Please don't tell me to read the threads cause I won't. This is a spoonfeeding request.

No. 129221

>>129213
>This sounds like a book I would find on a shelf at a cheap beachside Airbnb. Like some wine mom couldn’t be bothered to carry it back with her on the plane
NGL I'm at the moment reading one of the most popular recent(ish) romance books and it's written in the same cringey style. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece, but damn.
>Well if he thought she wasn’t a “worshipping fan” before, he does now. Part of me wonders if it actually happened
wait, which part do you think could have happened? Surely not a whirlwind romance with AD!
>>129216
perfect lmfao

No. 129232

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>I have personal issue reee
I feel bad for Adam now. The fact this type of fan exist

No. 129236

>>129221
lol sorry I should have clarified, I wonder if she actually did sit next to Adam at an event or if she was just a seat filler and chose a popular actor to draw interest to her book. The romance def didn’t happen. Im trying to think of the events he’s been to and he usually sits next to his wife or other cast from the movies. Was this supposed event a long time ago pre-Star Wars?

>>129232
This is the type of crazy you attract when you use a celeb to market a book lol. There’s always a personal issue

No. 129259

>>129217
Here comes the airplane, nonnie!

Sam was a literal schizophrenic girl that self posted one night on /snow/ and she obviously was absolutely unintegrated an clueless about everything, so anons started to shitpost in her thread while she answered with some rambly shit that one of her ex friends was dangerous and that we needed to hack him. I felt bad for her and I hope she's better now, but the shitposting was funny and AD was involved as a Borzoi hacker tactical force, that's why she's in that house.

>>129202
>I bet it will be available for free at vk or libgen. Will post a link if I do find it somewhere.
Yes, please do! I also let my curiosity get the best of me kek

>>129216
Top kek

No. 129340

Oh why…

No. 129432

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>>129340
I will be honest, I did not manage to get through this, but pic related made me cringe AF.
How come she is a ~bestselling author~ and yet her claim to fame is her obsession with Adam Driver?
Also why is she calling AD stans rats, is that a theatre kid thing or what?

No. 129434

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>>129432
samefag but jfc, the more I scroll the more insane she turns out to be. She is absolutely obsessed with AD and Reylo (of course).
My only question is why she was able to interview Rian and Daisy as well?

No. 129435

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>>129434
>>129432
on top of it all, she has shit taste in merch.
Imagine bragging about buying the shitty Ben Solo Funko Pop when Hot Toys Kylos exist.

No. 129439

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>>129432
>>129434
>>129435
Holy fuck, I am flabbergasted lmao

If I was Adam, I'd be concerned, to say the least. I wonder if Daisy is actually in good terms with her or if they just talk out of politeness from Daisy's part. I wonder how they met?

This type of obsessive fan is one of the reasons I don't say I like Reylo, it has such a bad image now. I'd say she's actually a Daiver shipper, but it seems now that she's actually a Sariah and Adam shipper.

I just realized now that some of her caps have been posted to the driver fans subreddit and I don't think they should be encouraging her…

Also Hot Toys Ben Solo you when? kek
I guess it would be a bit underwhelming because it's not like his outfit is anything special, but I still would like to see it, they could compensate for the lack of interesting clothing with different heads and more props they've done it before with other series
I still want the TFA figure with a head sculpt, seeing how high the after market prices for TLJ figures are, maybe they'll re release something to get a bit of that sweet though - Although maybe the TRoS version need to sell out as well. They seem comfortable in riding the Mando and Clone Wars wave. (Sorry for the toy sperg)

No. 129444

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>>129432
>>129434
>>129435
>>129439
I get so many red flags in this tweet. It screams how controlling she is. Poor Daisy, imagine being interviewed by someone who obsess with Adam Driver and herself.

She also requested her to be star in Pride and Prejuice with Adam Driver (Because Reylo) which you it actually a popular au in Reylo fanfiction.

No. 129448

>>129444
>I might have specifically mentioned JJ Abrams

I understand that some Reylo fans hate JJ for killing off Ben and almost cutting the kiss scene (and yeah he botched the last movie in general), but there is no way that Daisy would agree to an underhanded comment like that. She's a professional and he gave her a leading role in a huge franchise. And for all we know the cast might genuinely like him as a person.
As a side note, I've talked to celeb handlers and they absolutely do keep track of awkward / unprofessional interviews to protect their client. She's probably not going to see Daisy again in a professional capacity if she was being noticeably weird (or Adam if his people have time to do background checks)

No. 129452

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I want to puke Driverfags. whywhywhywhywhy

No. 129453

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>>129452
Why are so many braindead Reylos supporting this.

No. 129456

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>>129444
>>129448
Yeah, it's beyond unprofessional how she trashes JJ like that? In some SW presses you can see how the cast would get along well with him. I mean, nobody liked TRoS (at least that I know of), but she seems to have a problem with it because they killed off Ben fair enough I guess, they butchered a cool character and then her Reylo happy ending was shattered. Okay? You are shit talking this dude because he sunk your ship? Grow up.

>>129453
>>129452
I don't have a problem with this interpretation of the scene as sappy as it is, and I don't doubt that Rian actually wanted them to be together - or "together", maybe not as a happy couple with 3 children but at least as a couple that represented both sides of the same coin and was attracted to each other for many reasons (including the force itself), but didn't necessarily needed to be an end goal. I can see him doing that, he seems to be a fan of grayish characters. I remember reading that he actually did the Ben Swolo scene because it would feel more intimate and yet more awkward for Rey and yeah, it makes sense.

But she keeps pestering him about it, it's so weird? Kinda like a middle schooler that will only talk to others to know more about her crush. Tooting his horn because he sided with her OTP. I don't know.

BTW, I've read more than once rumours of Adam and Rian working together again. Some say it's for Knives Out 2 but I don't know about Adam's schedule for that. Rian apparently will do another SW film, so I wonder if the rumours came from wishful thinking of the Return of the Ren? Even in flashbacks.

I mean, Darth Maul was fucking cut in half and yet he came back, so…

No. 129458

>>129456
She seems like a good example of when shipping is taken too far. It happens all the time and usually ends up spoiling things for casual people who may just like a plot line or character. Reylo in itself isn't bad and I generally liked the dyad idea, but the fans are insufferable and project their fantasies onto real people. It's like in the 90's when people wanted DiCaprio and Winslet to be together so bad because they couldn't have the happy ending in Titanic.

>>129435
I can't believe she wore that fucking shirt to an interview

No. 129459

>>129458
>She seems like a good example of when shipping is taken too far.

I never understood that. I have many ships, in many fandoms. I reckon most people also do. Why obsess over one (1)? It's just a silly fantasy. Move on. Go find new ships, or read/write fanfics like a normal person. I don't see people that liked Kylux or Finrey or even Poefin get that spergy. I get that Adam and Daisy had chemistry, also the cheating rumours and such, but I don't know what made people go so bonkers over Reylo.

I think the only good thing that Reylo could've brought if it was done more canonically in the third movie (aside from making this lady be less intrusive with the SW crew) is that it would definitely broaden even more the female audience of Star Wars and I'd like to see some male nerds seethe. I mean, a lot already are, but it could've been glorious.

No. 129470

>>129456
Nah shittalking the dude for ruining 40 YEARS OLD SAGA is quite valid with the whole Rey Palpatin/Skywalker shit

No. 129471

>>129459
>I don't see people that liked Kylux or Finrey or even Poefin get that spergy
Because they don't get half of the shit reylos do just for liking a fictional couple. Plus Finrey has no real follwoing outside of woke teens that are so "interested" in the ship that they never write or create any sort of content, biggest chunk of kylux fandom mostly died afte tfa, poefin had no real backbone between fans.
Reylo was literally only ship with actual fandom that was into it just because the dynamic and not some woke points. Look at any other fandom, shippers are spergs in general

No. 129475

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>>129202
A little bit of tinfoiling
>Noah freaking Douglas
Isn't Douglas Adam Driver Middle name?
>Noah
Probably came fron the director Noah Baumbach himself.Adam currently has 3 film directed by him.(While we're young, Marriage Story, White Noise(On production)).

No. 129477

>>129439
You know, I haven't even taken into consideration that maybe she wants a Ben Solo figure rather than him still in his Kylo Ren persona… but still. Even then I would 100% prefer to buy a figure that actually looks like Ben/Adam in the face rather then this generic turd.
For a fan that is approaching Annie Wilkes level of obsession, she fails at collecting quality merch and somehow it triggers me LMFAO. She is such a basic bitch of a wine mommy. Reminds me of all those mommylordians (though ngl, I find them strangely cute, especially since their Baby Yoda obsession is completely harmless - except to their wallets, kek).
I feel like mentioning that this photo of AD >>129434 is exactly how I feel about this woman kek. I know that he probably has this concerned/unnerved facial expression because, say, sun is shining in his face, he is uncomfortable for having to stretch his neck and listen to long sperging etc. but I still find it hilarious that Sariah is bragging about the whole situation using a photo of AD on which he is like "someone pls put me out of my misery NOW'. Really, the picture is memeworthy to me.
>>129475
You are right! Douglas indeed is his middle name.
>Probably came from the director Noah Baumbach himself
Another thing is that Adam is a very recognizable biblical name, I think she went for another one. Noah is a reasonable choice since it's universally known, not weird AF (Moses??? I know maybe some people in the USA are being named like that, but it's not as normalized) AND the Baumbach connection is probably a huge bonus.
>>129458
The shirt killed me, the cringe is real. WTF is she doing with her life and again, why is she allowed to interact with the sequel trilogy people??? I do not understand. Her tweets get less attention than expected even though she is constantly talking about being in touch with SW celebrities (maybe I'm wrong about this though).
>>129459
>I never understood that. I have many ships, in many fandoms. I reckon most people also do. Why obsess over one (1)?
Sometimes the one ship is everything you could have dreamt of, touches you emotionally etc. I think there is nothing wrong with loving one ship the most. The problem is when you are harrassing real people about it, and when it's all you think about.
I think the fact that there was such a pushback against Reylo made her even more obsessed. It really fuels the shipping fire when retards trash your ship or deny it being canon despite the facts kek.
After all I've seen, ms Sariah Wilson is a full-blown cow in my eyes. Imagine if she found out we were talking shit and came to defend herself. The milk would be flowing.
It killed me how she posted the photo of her being in close vicinity of AD >>129435 when she was the happiest, even though she also posted pictures with her family during thanksgiving. It makes me feel like she would drop them all for Adam if she had the chance LMFAO. This is seriously unhealthy.

No. 129478

>>129477
Seriously this bitch turning herself slowly into a cow
Finally a lolcow when driverfags can make fun it

No. 129485

>>129477
>why is she allowed to interact with the sequel trilogy people?
I’ve been a bit confused about the sequence of events. Was she obsessed before she met Adam (or saw him in-person, since I doubt he introduced himself)? I can’t tell if seeing him sparked her interest or if she was already fixated and sought him out.
And did she just win a fan opportunity to interview the SW cast or is she actually acting on behalf of a publisher or agency?

No. 129490

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at least one person sees through this bullshit. I hope other people will catch on once the novel gets released

No. 129492

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>>129477
Her taste is basic lmao. She has a Reylo art print frame and two signatured item ,one is magazine and one is a paper that contain her daughter name.

No. 129493

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No. 129497

>>129493
Is she married? I wonder what her husband thinks about this. Or like, guests at her house

No. 129499

>>129493
that's kind of a neat art with how it's styled to look like a cover of a trashy Harlequin novel, but still… it's also kinda cringe for have to own this and display. Maybe because we all know that she projects on Rey and is way into this shit.
>>129497
According to her twitter description, yeah…
>USA Today bestselling author, semi-good wife, frazzled mom of four, book lover, pop culture junkie, fangirl. Repped by Sarah Younger @seyitsme
Her next novel should be erotica titled sthg like
>Cucked by Not-Adam Driver
I wish she got into otome games instead of AD LMFAO.

No. 129538

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>>129470
I mean, it's fair enough to be mad at his work, but I still think it would be unprofessional of her to shit talk him to his coworkers, especially since she doesn't know him herself and is mostly mad about a sunken ship. It's one thing imho trash his movies on the internet (even if non anonymously) and another thing to try to turn Daisy against him, even more so cause she's not a complete nobody.

>>129475
Adam also worked in Frances Ha and The Meyerowitz Stories in minor roles, both also from Noah. Adam said in many interviews that he and Noah are good friends.
I also think that she chose Noah, aside from the reasons pointed, because it's a two syllable name, so Noah Douglas actually have the same "ring" as Adam Driver. (It was kinda smart tbqh)

>>12947
>she fails at collecting quality merch and somehow it triggers me LMFAO. She is such a basic bitch of a wine mommy.
Yeah kek but she is 40+ I am guessing (she said on that video interview that she had her first child at the same time Phantom Menace was hitting the theaters), so she's probably not savvy enough about figurines and the likes. No one tells her please, she'll snatch the whole stock of TLJ Kylos that I am looking for

>Sometimes the one ship is everything you could have dreamt of, touches you emotionally etc. I think there is nothing wrong with loving one ship the most.

Fair point!

>I think the fact that there was such a pushback against Reylo made her even more obsessed. It really fuels the shipping fire when retards trash your ship or deny it being canon despite the facts kek.

I also agree with that. Ship wars are so stupid though, I can't wrap my head around it. Unless it's shit like Qui Gon and 9 year old Anakin, there's no reason to get upset. I guess everything could've been avoided if the anti Reylo crowd didn't get buttblasted and also the Reylo crowd didn't want to prove the other side wrong so badly. It is super annoying, but it's like a tantrum throwing toddler at the super market, just ignore it kek That's why I usually stay at the non american side of the fandom

>It makes me feel like she would drop them all for Adam if she had the chance LMFAO. This is seriously unhealthy.

Clearly. Or at least cheat on her family

>>129485
Seems like she always have liked Star Wars and I believe her; she probably saw Kylo Ren when going to watch TFA and wet her panties relatable and then got obsessed with Adam. This is my guess, at least.

>>129499
>Her next novel should be erotica titled sthg like
>Cucked by Not-Adam Driver
MY SIDES

I kinda want her to find this thread but I also dread it, jesus take the wheel
Also holy shit sorry about this usa today best-selling novel I just wrote as a reply

No. 129561

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>>129538
Maybe finding the thread would be a reality check for her, but on the other hand I don't want any of her batshit crazy fans polluting it. Every time I cow finds a thread for the first time things get derailed and in the end this is mainly for Adam.

Also, it looks like filming for the Gucci movie is starting soon. Does anyone have any thoughts? I'm looking forward to seeing him in nice suits and the proposed locations look nice. A lot of crazy stuff is happening with Gaga right now though

No. 129580

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>>129538
>>129561
>I kinda want her to find this thread but I also dread it, jesus take the wheel
No,please don't. I don't want any twitterfags sperging in this thread.

Anyway just wait to 27 April for the book released. I'm not sure if I want this book selling like hot cakes tho. Like if the book sold really well, at least one pupular youtuber will be do commentary in this book.
And I don't think she can't take criticsm really well. Well the people calling her out in twitter mostly get blocked on her with block chain.

No. 129593

>>129561
I am very hyped for this movie! I feel like it'll be Oscar bait considering all the names associated with it -they are all Oscar nominees or winners- but I am here for it, tbh.

>Maybe finding the thread would be a reality check for her

Nah, highly doubt it. It seems like she's used to asspats for ~asking the real questions~ or whatever, so I just think she would be mad and post a big ass rant either here or on her twitter or both.

>>129580
>Like if the book sold really well, at least one pupular youtuber will be do commentary in this book.
I can see Jenny Nicholson doing a review on it if someone tips her out on it (not from here of course).
But only if the book is bad enough, if it's just lukewarm cringy I think most people wouldn't bother.
Also I love the new pictures of him on the Vespa. The Vespa looks comically small.

Now where the fuck is Annette? This video is from last year and yet here we are, no release date on sight. I wanna see this man singing.

No. 129666

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>>129580
I really want a driverfag book club when an ebook of The Seat Filler comes out. I don't expect us to go through the whole turd, but it would be fun to just skim or read the first few chapters and laugh at the whole thing together.
>>129593
Jesus the Annette quote is so ominous. I hope the movie doesn't end up in some development hell (is that even a correct term for a film that has been completed, but not released yet?)
NGL, I love photos of things looking ridiculously small when compared to AD! Like the folding chair, his Smart car in The Dead Don't Die etc. It was a highlight of the movie for me! Do we have any more examples?

No. 129679

I want Adam Driver to bang me while wearing the most delicious men cologne

No. 129684

I want Adam Driver to Piledrive me into the Mating Press position until he cums deep inside me!!!!!!!!

No. 129686

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>>129679
>>129684
off to horny jail

>>129666
>I really want a driverfag book club when an ebook of The Seat Filler comes out
I could do that kek I'd be willing to give an honest review on it if it's not too boring. Also
>Trips of the beast
That must be a sign

>Do we have any more examples?

I must have some, I will look for it and then dump

No. 129701

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Huh, what a coincidence. Just cause we were talking about it.
It's in portuguese, but it's basically saying that the distributor for Annette will release its trailer between March 1st and 5th for the Berlin International Film Festival.
I wonder if Adam himself will promote it despite the rona since he's in Europe?
Also Leos Carax said that 95% of the film is sung, and maybe it's a hyperbole but I'm thinking it's not a book musical then. I am so curious

No. 129750

>>129701
>95% of the film is sung
If the music is nice, I’m looking forward to listening to it on Spotify / Apple once the alb is released. I really like Adam’s voice and I listened to the Greek mythology book he narrated a few years ago.
The movie could either be really good or bad, but I like that he’s doing a range of things

No. 129753

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>the backlash is insane
Bruh

No. 129756

>>129679
>>129684
Let it out, let the horny FLOW THROUGH YOU

No. 129759

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>>129750
>I really like Adam’s voice and I listened to the Greek mythology book he narrated a few years ago.
What is this nonnie? Care to share? I didn't know he had narrated a book.
And I mean, who doesn't love his voice? Even my brother recognizes it's nice, and he's not a fangirl.

>>129753
Is she talking about that one bad review or twitter opened its eyes?

>>129666
I've curated the Adam Driver is too big for things™ pic dump for you nonnie, will dump soon

No. 129760

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>>129759
Pint of ice cream

No. 129761

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>>129760
This bicycle

No. 129762

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>>129761
Another one

No. 129763

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No. 129764

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>>129763
Phone again

No. 129765

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>>129764
Beer can

No. 129766

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>>129765
The scooter one

No. 129767

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>>129766
And the last one so it doesn't get too spammy.



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