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No. 730292

previous thread >>722207

No. 730295

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naturo memes will be the death of me

No. 730298

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Op's pic reminds me of those 'deep' anime quote things. I swear to god 1 person makes them because they have this unique style I haven't seen other 'deep' fandom collages

No. 730300

baby platapuses are called puggles

No. 730305

god I hate this anime so much

No. 730308

>>730292
Isn't the pic from that anime Moo likes? Ew

No. 730312

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this thread pic is gonna make me blush everytime I scroll by lmao

No. 730317

>>730312
FUcking nerd

No. 730318

>>730305
at this point I'm starting to hate anime period

No. 730319

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>>730317
I can't help it anon. he's too fine

No. 730320

>>730292
Did you just start this thread with my husbando

No. 730322

>>730312
based anon he is hot as fuck even though he's a midget

No. 730326

Cut dicks are slutty because they are wearing too little to cover up

No. 730333

>>730326
you're about to become cutdickanon stap

No. 730338

>>730333
With my first dick post? That'd be an honor, my queen

No. 730339

File: 1612471200462.jpg (82.34 KB, 960x960, 829734724387932434.jpg)

Erwin Smith (エルヴィン・スミス Eruvin Sumisu?) was the 13th commander (団長 Danchō?) of the Survey Corps. Discerning, intelligent, and widely respected, Erwin was an able commander. While he cared deeply for his men, he did not hesitate to sacrifice them for the good and prosperity of mankind, and his men proved more than willing to stake their lives at his order. During Erwin's career he developed the Long-Distance Enemy Scouting Formation, and due to uncertainty about his future, he later named Hange Zoë as his successor.

He's better than Levi.

No. 730340

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No. 730342

>>730339
Both of their penises are good for different things.

No. 730345

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>>730339
>He's better than Levi.
Was with you 'till this. Shut up, dummy.

also, mmmm, yummy feet

No. 730346

Anyone else want to peg Levi?

No. 730348

>>730346
Ass-eating is more my thing, but i support the pegging community.

No. 730349

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>>730345
I do like Levi, but all the hype around him does make me dislike him a bit unfortunately. That's why I like the Aryan senior citizen more.

Their ship is forever superior though.

No. 730350

>>730338
there is more than one anon posting about cutdicks??? shocked

No. 730354

>>730350
At least two, I just had that thought after reading the cutdickposts

No. 730355

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WEEBS BEGONE

No. 730356

>>730339
>>730340
>>730349
Quality Erwin posting itt as it should be

No. 730360

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No. 730361

>>730360
She's smiling!!! Thank you, princess

No. 730374

My brain always reads "e-boy" as "electric boy" thanks to things like email and escooters.

No. 730376

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i will fuck each and every man from golden kamuy. i will suck their bara titties. i will make them grow bara titties if they dont already have bara titties, and then i will suck them. i dont know how. i dont know when. but i will

No. 730378

there is only one man I want to suck my tiddies and I will leave it at that xoxo

No. 730386

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>>730376
>you will never have a big and meaty tanigaki househusband
It hurts.

No. 730391

>>730386
excellent taste anon! i love that he's so hairy, and great thighs too. tbh tho they're all husbando material.

No. 730392

>>730378
well wait, no
he can also lick and bite at them with his very overactive tongue and mouth

No. 730394

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So following up from this post >>730217 , I looked his partner up and I'm glad to see she's a similar age range. The bar is extremely low for men, I know, but looking up his background I have mad respect for this man. And mad respect for his wife too.

Also, I'm not into old men, I am not! Mads is an exception.

Anyway, looking at some photos of them, what I need to do is find a Mads of my own. Not fantasise over this other womans husband! How disgusting of me, honestly.

No. 730410

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That thread that keeps popping up has me intrigued and thankful that I have a cloaca. Is that a bot thread or is it like the Christianity anon?

No. 730414

>>730394
Im digging the wife..

No. 730424

Made a seeking arrangement profile and already some dickhead sent me giftcards to my burner email just because I said I was into degrading men, I am crying this is so stupid

No. 730426

If you ever feel ashamed of your celebrity crush just be happy you're not in love with a porn star who was in his prime 20 years ago like me

No. 730427

>>730426
well I can understand "in the prime 20 years ago" but not the porn star part

u do u nonnie, if /g/ proves anything there's weirder out there

No. 730439

>>730426
Name so we can judge you..

No. 730447

>>730439
Michael Stefano

No. 730453

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I used to come here to lurk on the Vicky Shingles and Momokun threads, but the milk is mostly powdered now. Also I think so many threads are kind of bitter, like we get that X is fat and X looks terrible, but it's not actually funny.
I mostly come here for the funny and kind userbase now (mean/rude anons, I don't get you but you balance everything out I think). I love reading the compassion you give to other anons in the vent thread. I love the retarded and iconic anons and all their shitposting. I love the radfems, I felt disconnected from feminism because everyone around me is a libfem but reading the posts here made everything click for me. I love how clever you all are. Ironically for a gossip site, I appreciate women so much more now.
I just want to say thank you anons

No. 730455

I don't understand when a woman likes pegging. What's the appeal? I'll put on a strap to make my girl feel good but if I'm fucking a guy I wouldn't want to enter him

No. 730459

>>730455
I think its switching 'roles' and power dynamic mainly. The only thing stopping me from pegging guys r assholes, kek. They r rly nasty to look at.

No. 730465

>>730455
I've met too many men that want it.. All I think is 'yay no real sensation for me and I get the pleasure of worrying about your possible poop/germs'

I've never gone through with it, I discussed it with a couple guys and when the pattern of them not even thinking about an enema bulb/any preparation popped up more than once I noped out of even entertaining the idea.

No. 730466

>>730455
Honestly? I wanna hurt them

No. 730467

>>730453
I love you too nonny!

No. 730468

>>730455
Men are unhygienic and repulsive. It's generally it's a bad idea to go anywhere near their rears. Despite this, I love the idea of pegging a man. I think it's just the idea of going absolutely hog wild and ruining them while making them cum in the process. It's just all so pathetic and literally the only scenario I fantasize about involving men. I don't really want them to enjoy it though because that ruins it. I kind of want them to suggest it then regret it during.
I think it's a "taste of your own medicine" or a need for sexual power sort of thing for me. As a teen I OD'd on gay fanfiction and wanted to be a man so maybe it's old autoandrophilic habits (I'm comfortable as a woman though so idk).

No. 730472

i want to bitch about my coworker so bad but i have no one to bitch to. i just want someone to fucken bitch about him with me.

No. 730473

>>730472
Do it in the vent thread, or the get it off your chest thread. That's literally what they're made for kek

No. 730474

>>730473
i know but i mean to someone irl

No. 730478

>>730455
The equivalent of a man's g-spot is up his ass (prostate) and yet most have never explored it and feel shy/weird because they think it's "gay" even with a woman. So you have the pleasure of making them nervous and uncomfortable as they explode harder than they've ever experienced before. Pretty hot, especially since I like being dominant during sex

I also like a cute ass, so the view is nice. I don't fuck pigs incapable of basic hygiene so the whole filthy crack issue hasn't come up, thank god

No. 730486

>>730468
Bitch are you me?

No. 730490

Ate a can of kidney beans today and two eggs, farts incoming oh nO

No. 730493

>>730468
I enjoy seeing p spot suff in gay porn, that way I can enjoy it safe in the knowledge that they clean themselves out and then edit out any nasty mishaps.

I was watching a clip a while back where a well known straight porn star who does pegging scenes (including some intense looking large insertions) made a solo clip at home with a toy. A pretty casual clip but he shits out a pebble and a crumb during it..the pebble falls on the floor, the crumb clings to the dildo. He notices the pebble a min later and just picks it up barehanded and plays some more. He doesn't see the shit still on the dildo. He leaves all that in the clip and uploads it to PH. Thank you Michael Vegas. I really wanted to see that

No. 730503

>>730493
I watched one of his videos, and dude had a BLM sticker on his jelly lube bottle lmao what the hell

No. 730505

>>730493
Nta but jesus fuck if i ever dreamed of pegging a guy, it's not happening now. Shame though cause not much else you can do to a moid that has the same power connotation as fucking him in the ass, you know? If you just jerk him off he'll get too self-satisfied about it. But getting fucked in the ass he doesn't keep the ego

No. 730506

>>730493
Maybe him revelling in the shit makes it less gay somehow.

No. 730509

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Does it ever hit you someone has all of humanities info at their finger tips and yet they choose to just get into long twitter debates?

No. 730510

No one in my family (All the way to second cousins-that I know of at least) has gotten divorced and I think that's really cool in this day and age.

No. 730513

>>730510
That must be pretty cool. My family is broken af and I'm socially awkward. Kudos to your flock.

No. 730516

>>730510
My parents, aunts and uncles are all together til death I'd say.. I got divorced at 25 lol. My brother has been dating a woman for 15 years and never even introduced her to any of us.

No. 730518

>>730516
>My brother has been dating a woman for 15 years and never even introduced her to any of us.
Why? That sounds a little odd.

No. 730525

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>>730509
Replace humanity with knowledge and twitter fuckery with general internet bullshit and we got the same feel. Like, imagine if our ancestors had access to the same sort of tools we do these days. Maybe we would have devolved further lel. Pic semi-related. Instead of learning something useful for myself I dig through 90dayfiance gossip forums.

No. 730527

>>730525
Tf is this broke ass pos doing taking a selfie like that, boooooh

No. 730529

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>>730510
>>730516
My question is, how happy are they in those marriages? Not to sound like an assumptive, negative bitch. Genuinely just want to know. My hope for romance is very low lately..
>>730527
Showing off his lip-filler, apparently. This guy also got a nose-job done whilst begging for people to donate to help him win a legal case so he can see his son.

No. 730531

>>730529
he's cute though damn

No. 730532

>>730529
I hate those pencil nose jobs

No. 730533

>>730525
agreed, people are just dumb sheep you know

No. 730535

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I always hate it when those stupid American dad porn parodies can't even get the style right. You should legit give up on art if you can't even reach Seth Mcfarlin levels

No. 730540

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>>730535
How often are you looking at American Dad porn parodies?

No. 730541

>>730540
I like to read them ironically OK

No. 730543

>>730541
Sure anon, sure.

No. 730544

>>730529
Oh my god wtf is that nose? I agree that devon devan whatshername sucks but this dude is such a lil worm as well

No. 730546

>>730529
They're all pretty happy actually. I also have some older relatives that never got married either, so I guess there was never pressure or expectations that people need to get married.

It's really nice. My hope for romance is also extremely low, but I don't really care about that. I'm happy with myself, and if I meet someone who I want to be in a relationship with, that's great. I'm not lowering my standards for a scrote.

No. 730547

>>730535
Speaking of Seth, I only recently found out that he voices a bunch of the main FG characters. That's insane.

No. 730555

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I will never support anyone canceling a woman when people idolize people like paul walker despite the fact he openly dated 16 year olds while being in his 40s. Keep the same energy when azealia banks wants to boil rats or whatever. I dont care.

No. 730558

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so i'm really prone to talking out loud to myself when i'm alone, i have lowkey adhd brain and i think it helps me to actually hear and process thoughts? idk anyway i being unhinged as per usual in my car and i realized my like dialect when i talk like this sounds a lot like when a winona ryder character is on a neurotic rant (or if you've seen tiktoks it also has that lives-in-a-society Ivy girl vibes) and i lowkey look like her ugly little sister so

tldr new skill unlocked, i can do a perfect winona ryder impersonation now

No. 730559

I think I had a dream about Abby Brown a couple days ago. Like, I thought I saw her on my yt recommended page, and she was wearing some kind of super bright colorful clothes. I was super happy to see her and and I even saved the video to my watch later playlist. I just checked her channel and she currently does not dress like what I saw at all. I'm wondering if I briefly woke up during a nap at my desk and saved a vid I thought was Abby, or if I just had a super realistic dream about her

No. 730562

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>>730559
Samefag but oh my god abby is 27??????????

No. 730564

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No. 730584

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I follow a subreddit for one of the uni I’m interested in going and someone made post asking for help in making a furry club.

A comment asked if it this was satire, but the guy is serious. Jesus fuck, please don’t tell me furries will now be a normality. How the hell are they so shameless nowadays?? I wanna cry—hopefully someone bullies them into hosting their degenerate club in their dorms.

No. 730585

>>730584
samefagorella. so far there’s 5 of them. pls ..no.

No. 730591

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No. 730593

Anyone ever see a (lol)cow in real life? It's so weird. I'm laughing and cringing at the memory of blurting out to my mom, "oh, that girl is uh…famous online…but like for bad stuff"

No. 730594

>>730593
Spill the beans… who was it?

No. 730598

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why do people act like the difference between crack and coke matters

No. 730599

>>730594
Ashley/vivadrag a random thrift store in Ohio. She was with that guy Simon who I believe passed away? They looked like your average gross tweakers but I was mortified at the fact that I knew so much about her

>>730584
I graduated uni 3 years ago (that hurt to type) and when I was in school furry clubs seemed completely normalized. My school actually had two, which iirc was due to one faction being notoriously alt right-y.

No. 730600

how do I upload a non-youtube video with sound so it can be heard on here?

No. 730601

>>730600
Turn it into an mp4 and then into a webm. If it's not either a yt video or webm vid it can't be uploaded here. this is the site i use for mp4 to webm

https://cloudconvert.com/mp4-to-webm

No. 730603

I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS IM GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH

No. 730604

>>730601
thank you so much anon

No. 730611

File: 1612498661985.webm (1.39 MB, 320x690, dd.webm)

This lady used Gorilla Glue Spray on her hair and says her hair has been stuck in this style for a mouth and it's a hard shell. It won't wash out.

No. 730612

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>>730611
Damn my bad here's the first video where she explains it, the one I posted in the OP is her putting Shampoo on her hair and nothing happening.

No. 730614

>>730611
for a month not a mouth

No. 730620

>>730612
damn… I feel bad for her but what did she think was going to happen if she put GLUE in her hair???

No. 730622

>>730620
me too and I don't know how she'll get it out, what if it's fused to her scalp? She said it's been a month.
There's a product called Gorilla Snot that people use to slick down their hair, so maybe she thought Gorilla Glue was that? Maybe she wasn't paying attention? I have no idea what she was thinking

No. 730647

>Meduka meguca aired 10 years ago
Wtf

No. 730648

>>730647
that's fucked up

No. 730649

>>>/ot/5455

I can't believe even back in the day farmers were just willingly going to meet up irl / in skype

It's also so painfully obvious how many of the posters are male

Like… Idk, I see so many people complaining about "MUH NU-LOLCOW" but lolcow back then was so disorganized, like a legit clone of 4chan. Nowadays we have our own board culture past that. It's nice.

No. 730650

>>>/ot/8251

Also this… 5 years ago someone wrote this:
>ok lolcow farmers.
>There is a problem here.
>We have no longer good quality drama milk

But for some reason, /meta/ is full of people who complain about low quality milk now. Even though people were also complaining about these things back in the day.

Also this comment lol
>We should go after trannies, I've been looking at them a lot for the last year or so and they are hilarious. So many of them are pedos, so many of them have so much milk. Just look at /cow/, their best remaining lolcows are trannies. But the people here are too ~politically correct~ to milk xe/xir/xem.

Lol

No. 730653

Some newfag is scrolling deep in /ot/ I guess kek

No. 730659

>>730653
Jesus christ

No. 730663

Whoever is bumping a bunch of old threads to reply to months/years old posts: ma'am, can you stop?

This happens like every few months

No. 730677

>>730564
get in the harem bitches we're going simping

No. 730678

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>>730677
i forgot pic

No. 730684

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>>730376
>>730386
>>730564
>>730678
oh god i'm so happy I'm not alone in this. It's a curse. My brain literally cannot stop thinking about mating with this manlet and it's literally ruining my productivity.

No. 730687

It's so weird looking at japanese girls acting so free, daring and non-japanese (like, the stereotypical gyaru, nadeshiko or kawaii girl). It feels… nice? but I also know this was made to cash into the kpop craze. Still I like how they're like, normal looking. and they almost look like latinas to me -im latina-

No. 730690

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>>730687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4KVC8oq8Y

Like look how they sing reggaeton lol

No. 730692

>>730687
What?
They just sound Japanese to me.

No. 730694

Yes indeed they're japanese but not stereotypical japanese, that's what I tried to say

No. 730697

Holy shit, PhilosophyTube trooned out. Saw this coming from a mile away, but I'm still kind of surprised. Ugly white man. Feeling sad for the two farmers that found him attractive kek, they took a huge L.

No. 730700

>>730697
he used to be cute, what happaned?

No. 730702

>>730700
>cute
where

No. 730721

>>730700
That's what some farmers used to say about ContraPoints. It has to be the same people every time. I don't know where you guys got this horseface Buffalo Bill English teacher fetish, but it needs to go.
Just from the thumbnail, he looks like he'd be caught giving himself an enema while wearing his wife's panties and bra with a full chest of hair.
Nvm, clicked on the video and watched a few seconds. He just looks like he takes it up the ass. His mouth and the way he moves it is somehow very off-putting.

No. 730731

I just farted and something fully globbed out of my vagina. I'm scared to look.

No. 730734

>>730697
lol this doesn't surprise me at all. his stuff was never good to begin with anyway, isn't his aesthetic literally a rip off from contrapoints? no wonder he's a tranny now.

>>730721
>horseface Buffalo Bill English teacher fetish

kek

No. 730758

>>730731
my vagina has been on and off hurting for a few days, post menstrual cramps, either that or i have an std from nonsexual contact. gonna kms if it keeps cramping and aching my frends

No. 730773

you ever crave something you don't like? I want bbq ribs.
also cartoon food looks so appetizing. when I was a kid I wanted to eat what they did in spongebob. not just krabby patties but also when they ate coral. there is another I'm forgetting. I remember being sad I couldn't eat those in real life

No. 730796

>>730731
Just coming back to let you all know that it was a big surprise chunk of womb lining and a blood clot. Thank fuck I'm on three different kinds of painkillers right now because that looks like it would have hurt.

No. 730806

File: 1612526077948.png (23.67 KB, 840x214, eeeh.PNG)

I know this person is a troll at this point, but how serious they sound kills me
>To any users reading this: You might wish to seriously consider going elsewhere and telling your friends to do the same.
Cause they won't let you talk about anal sex? lmaoooo

No. 730808

>>730806
at least sam was wholesome by comparison, analrecto posts the same thing over and over

No. 730811

>>730796
this happened to me last period, a whole piece of lining came tumbling out. hope you will be okay

No. 730813

>>730808
Mods are on her fucking ass too. Her last thread was locked after 1 minute lol

They're also weirdly active today? Usually they just spam 3 threads and leave but they actually wrote in two posts today.
>>730811
Doesn't everyone have at least one piece of come out on their period? They can vary in size, but it's normal.

No. 730814

>>730806
I know everyone finds it funny but I just find it confusing af, why are they targeting a board with many anti porn, anti bdsm radfem aligned women who are ready and willing to call out sexual violence instead of the countless pickmes and scrotes out there who actually encourage or defend anal? The autism that must be involved is staggering.

No. 730815

>>730813
Samefag, *one piece of lining

No. 730818

>>730813
I read that as 'Mods are fucking her in the ass too' kek

No. 730820

>>730814
Some anon said they reverse searched and some scrote actually made those posts on a separate website. I think it's either a farmer who's trolling, or the dude who made those posts somehow found this website. I think it has to be a farmer though, cause their first thread was made in /g/, and then their second thread was made in /meta/ to ask why the first thread was locked. Like, a newfag wouldn't know those would be the appropriate boards for that.

No. 730822

>>730818
maybe that's why she's so persistent lol, it's personal

No. 730823

>>730820
I don't think so, I think it's someone familliar with imageboards but not specifically lolcow. It's definitely some man who finds being annoying fun (as they all do)

No. 730826

>>730820
99.999999999% sure it's a man

No. 730838

File: 1612528384012.jpg (71.19 KB, 908x260, {3FD4AAEA-133D-48C9-B21E-2BC91…)

>>730826
Idk, based on >>>/ot/730805 they don't sound pornsick enough to be an imgboard scrote

No. 730841

Tinder will show me the same ugly ass dude 7 times that I swiped left on, but the girl I was interested in and accidentally swiped left on never again

No. 730842

I like anorecto-chan. She's right. She should say it LOUDER. Anal is bad and violent. It doesn't even feel that good tbh. So yes I'm adressing anorectal violence.

No. 730844

>>730838
interestingly I've seen imgboard scrotes going nofap lately, but I don't know the deal with this person. It's not that hard to figure out where to post on the site though, I did when I was new and never used another board. The poster still can't integrate if you see their replies in the shitposting thread, which includes an oddly specific screenshot of some porn forum. I really think it's a scrote or some boomer after seeing that

No. 730850

>>730842
anorecto chan is a scrote

No. 730863

>>730841
maybe he swiped right and she swiped left

No. 730867

Whenever a man (especially dark haired men) grows their hair, 80% of the time I think they get immediately more attractive.
I just wanna run my fingers through their hair
I don't know if this is considered a fetish, but I can't help it

No. 730869

>>730867
I'd be into this if men were on top of keeping their hair washed, too many grow it out and just walk around with it greasy

No. 730871

>>730869
Yeah, that's disgusting. My boyfriend has long hair and he's always clean, but he hates it when I touch his hair/head
Oh the irony

No. 730879

>>730867
God me too. even if its greasy I dont even care most of the time, I just get tunnel vision when i see long hair. My husband unfortunately has to keep his hair short for his job though

No. 730881

I got a steam cleaner and I've never been so satisfied in my life.

No. 730886

>>730842
Don't encourage her (him?), s/he's gonna flood all the threads with anorectal shit

No. 730887

>>730881
Do you use that after vacuum cleaning? Or instead of it? How does it work?

No. 730889

File: 1612535688363.gif (1.64 MB, 540x275, 416dad269edf86929c4db56a172786…)

I'm straight but blonde KStew is everything

No. 730890

>>730887
It has multi uses! I've so far just used it in the bathroom and it cleaned all my tiles, grout, surfaces and really stubborn marks in awkward places. It's also got an attachment for glass and mirrors. I'll be taking it to the oven hood next. It's a handheld one.

No. 730891

>>730889
I’ve simped her for 15 years straight and you’re right.

No. 730892

>>730890
when I was a teenager my parents had a steam cleaner. made doing chores 100x easier, especially when cleaning the floors. definitely plan on getting one for myself sometime.

No. 730893

>>730687
I get what you mean, Jpop girls are usually encouraged to have a timid, innocent cutesy image and this is anything but that. Looks like they watched a Blackpink video and decided to steam all the elements that makes them popular

No. 730894

>>730893
*steal

No. 730895

>>730687
About time Jpop breaks out the pedo pandering idoru business.

No. 730898

>>730895
Honestly, I agree, I think it's good for Japanese teenage girls to see different kind of women other than the helium balloon voiced, pigeon toed womanchild that is popularized by Japanese TV shows

No. 730900

>>730892
yassss steam cleaner crew! got one a couple weeks back for a couch that needed some deep cleaning, and it’s my new favorite thing. mopping is 1000x easier now

No. 730915

File: 1612540500478.jpg (113 KB, 374x470, 38 - YwzKTqa.jpg)

I shit in the toilet and forgot to flush and my boyfriend saw it and asked if it was me and I said no omfg i'm so embarrased this is the second time that has happened fml…

No. 730920

>>730915
one time i shat in a mall bathroom and the flush was broken so i just left it at that. it was a huge stinky shit too

No. 730951

>>730915
I've noticed my gf not flushing several times now. I told her once but it feels embarrasing to mention.

She is a little autistic so that might have something to do with it. Luckily it's only been after peeing.

No. 730994

File: 1612547844771.png (431.17 KB, 720x475, Screenshot_20210205-095631.png)

Pasta maybe????

No. 730998

>>730994
Potatoes for me. Can't live without the others

No. 730999

>>730994
Bread. I fucking LOVE sandwiches but god damn if bread isn't the go to fat girl food. At least pasta requires a semblance of effort to prepare, bread is just promoting me being a fat fuck and not cooking.

No. 731000

>>730842
Same, even if he's a scrote, I stand by anorectal-kun

No. 731001

>>730994
Me. I'll go. Because choosing would actually be torture. It's time we stop pitting legends against each other.

No. 731002


No. 731005

>>730994
This meme confuses me because most of these things taste like anything on their own and could be easily replaced by other things, ie any other starchy vegetable or zucchini pasta. That being said, I'd rather kill myself than give up bread

No. 731007

>>730994
Potatos. Never really liked them, while I eat one of the others at least once a day.

No. 731008

>>730998
I want to eliminate all of them except maybe pasta
Potatoes are by far the shittiest carb and it has the added insult of pretending to be a vegetable. At least the rest aren't deceptive little harlots.

No. 731011

>>730994
Bread. It fucks up my digestion, I don’t particularly enjoy it, but it’s so quick, easy and filling. Nuking it would stop me from hurting myself out of laziness.

No. 731012

File: 1612548729545.png (15.28 KB, 1155x203, vds.png)

All I wanted was to learn group theory, but some nerds decided to shill their hUmoRouS a CaPeLLa soNg before telling me what a god dman c2 group is

No. 731013

>>731005
>zucchini pasta
>legitimate replacement for pasta

anon r u ok? be careful, if u have lost your sense of taste u may have covid !!!!

No. 731014

>>730994
rice duh

No. 731017

>>730612
I just know this is an utterly stupid mistake I'd make…I feel so bad for her.

No. 731019

>>730994
White rice. It's pointless, always needs to be covered or mixed with something to be worth eating.
Pasta is kind of the same way, but it's far more fun to eat.

No. 731020

>>730915
How on earth do you forget to flush? My brother does this too but that's because he's on his phone like a retard. I hate when people can't use the toilet properly and keep it clean for the next person.

No. 731022

>>730649
>>730650
But if you check out /meta/, some people will tell an entirely different version of how things were, lmao. Really makes you think.

No. 731025

File: 1612550389541.jpg (83.44 KB, 1067x600, 66466057_1080081452380228_5125…)

picrel is probably the FBI agent monitoring my computer while I was putting together an ugly as sin list in paint of anime girls I know that have guns as their power

No. 731038

File: 1612551272988.png (84.62 KB, 300x533, thumb_vein-dude-blank-template…)

mfw i'm ovulating and haven't mentioned i want to fuck yakuza characters in 3 hours

No. 731040

>>730994
pasta. I need rice for sushi, bread for sandwiches, and potatoes for everything

No. 731045

>>731038
I remember taking ovulation tests a few years ago and I swear even with the tests I had a hard time tracking down when exactly I was ovulating

No. 731046

File: 1612552062247.jpg (56.29 KB, 540x540, sweetchrist.jpg)

>>731038
hormones are seriously the worst. when i hit that point in my cycle i basically just have to accept i won't get anything done for a couple days bc im too horny to function. sorta related last night i left the screwdriver i use to masturbate in the bathroom overnight (i cleaned it and was letting it dry but forgot to take it back to my room) and this morning my mom took a shower in that bathroom before I could retrieve it…. anons i want to die

No. 731047

File: 1612552102928.png (194.18 KB, 264x317, catinbox.PNG)

I think we should make mood rings but for cats. Making a cat translator probably would be too much work because cats and humans probably don't have a 1 to 1 equivalent of language, so it would be cool if we could communicate and understand our feline friends based on their emotions and mood at the time rather than their actual thoughts and words.

No. 731056

File: 1612553137017.png (69.99 KB, 315x239, eezz.PNG)

Wanna get back at drawing, I'm looking throught old art and random people's fanart, I wished I was that 14 years old talented with her tablet. It's never too late ofc but I miss that old time where everything was new to me

No. 731068

File: 1612553703377.jpg (76.28 KB, 750x500, Oscar Academy Award (Facebook …)

I had a dream that we were all at a big lolcow event and it was super black tie, shit like the Academy Awards.
Momokun was there (and she looked like shit, was alone and tried to bully me.calling me giant monster because I am tall-ish and was dressed in a tuxedo instead of a dress), and also Ariana Grande was also there, as a proud farmer. Also I saw her hair up close and it was fucked, super thin. She didn't like me very much
Now the biggest plot twist of the nigh that actually was showed on a big screen on the stage was that Discharge-Comaeda-chan was actually Demi Lovato, and she ended up fucked up like that because her mom was a narc and would keep calling her fat and useless. So she developed an ED, ate her own discharge, entered in a coma due to malnutrition and kinned Komaeda to pretend she was someone else that was not abused.
I need to leave more.

No. 731069

File: 1612553908349.jpg (91.64 KB, 1295x1700, depositphotos_238855474-stock-…)

I just read about HONEY ON PIZZA. Tell me, is that an actual, real thing people do?

No. 731072

>>730994
If the bottom right is pasta, then pasta. If its ramen then potato

No. 731081

>>730994
Bread. Disgusting.

No. 731083

>>730994
why are all of my favorite foods carbs what the fuck
pasta can go i guess

No. 731094

>>731069
I've had it before, on a pizza with really spicy pepperoni. It's good.

No. 731096

I wish I had waited until I was like 25 to go to uni

No. 731100


No. 731106

File: 1612556306955.jpg (13.61 KB, 344x352, 2230032b7903993a57383f24318310…)

The fuck do the chocolates I got from my Asian grocer taste like smoke

No. 731113

>>731096
I wish I had started uni at 18

No. 731114

>>731113
That’s what I did but I feel like I really rushed the decision and didn’t pick the right school or the right course. I think if id have been older and had a better idea of what I wanted out of life it would have been better and I wouldnt have made the same choices but starting later is probably difficult in a different way too.

No. 731152

File: 1612561222271.jpeg (189.07 KB, 577x800, 53214A88-2688-4AA2-8D4E-66A150…)

bought myself this purse today but am scared i can’t pull it off. i’ve the seen the red version irl though and it’s so cute.

No. 731159

>>731152
I have loved this bag for so long, I am sure you can pull it off anon. Believe in yourself.

No. 731167

>>731152
ugh that bag is beautiful! i'm such a sucker for vivienne westwood but all i own are some shoes from the melissa jelly collab and that pearl choker dupe. you could style this in so many ways!

No. 731168

>>731096
Why? I'm starting late and I only feel regret and disappointment about it.

No. 731170

File: 1612562583885.png (621.57 KB, 874x512, 636EDD77-47AA-4857-B2C1-95CD07…)

these ads always manage to scare the living shit out of me

No. 731175

>>731170
Don’t let the government get to you, anon.

No. 731179

>>731038
anon i'm going through this too with gk guys. it's like we're in a shitty abo fic going through a heat cycle smfh

No. 731180

Wtfff I was playing Bravely Default and during a boss fight the camera turns on and takes picture of you to plaster in the background kek

No. 731188

Hi girls, just dropping in to say Aileen Wuornos did nothing wrong

No. 731190

>>731188
Scrote murdering queen that would have been a cow today, forever in my heart.

No. 731196

File: 1612564964403.jpg (283.14 KB, 1440x961, ruby_donuts_shartnett.jpg)

I had ruby chocolate for the first time a couple hours ago and it was just on a magnum bar, but god it was fucking good. I literally don't understand why anyone would eat milk or dark choco when ruby exists

No. 731199

>>731188
based, if she actually was a psychopath, would she care so much for her girlfriend? besides there's no reason to not believe that these men actually wanted to rape her. I hate how she's nicknamed a monster when she only killed like 6 men and it wasn't even that brutal of a killing, in comparison to majority of male serial killers.

No. 731204

>>731199
>she's nicknamed a monster when she only killed like 6 men
Ok, I agree Aileen did nothing wrong, but 6 people is a lot of fucking people lmaoo. Even 1 is a lot.

No. 731207

>>731196
I imagine it tasting a bit berry-ish. Am I right?

No. 731209

>>731207
It has been described as tasting like raspberry cause the chocolate has citric acid in it, so yes it does! It's not the same "rich" and strong flavor that milk/dark chocolate has. The chocolate flavor is closer to white chocolate, and there's a tad bit of sourness. I don't think my description is doing it justice lol, it's really good!

No. 731211

>>731207
Tastes like raspberry milkshake. It's okay but I prefer chewy raspberry sweets and white chocolate. It's kind of the worst of both worlds for me (but still nice).

No. 731213

>>731196
I tried a ruby kitkat first and quite liked it, Lidl sells blocks of ruby choc too but I think I preferred it on the wafer

No. 731215

>>731204
I worded it badly, I don't mean killing 6 men is like nothing but it's nothing like majority of male serial killers, and I feel like she is often put as equal to them, especially with that "Monster" nickname.

No. 731222

>>731209
>white chocolate
disgustang

No. 731223

>>731209
Samefag, I also want to add that it's not as sweet as the other chocolates, which is good imo.

No. 731225

File: 1612567220044.jpg (115.35 KB, 1080x780, 20210206_011941.jpg)

I fear bionicpig will troon out even though I know it's just covid hairlenght sos

No. 731227

I cant stop watching Kitboga messing with scammers its wayyy too entertaining

No. 731232

>>731025
Was Homura #1?

No. 731236

>>731225
he doesn’t seem the trooning type

No. 731237

>>731225
He will def troon out. That's how they all start, let their hair grow out without every bleaching and dyeing their roots again.
Sorry anon, might as well unsub today

No. 731238

>>731236
I mean, he does have the habit of dyeing and cutting his hair, has a kid and a wife (?) but that hasn't stopped anyone before. Troonparanoia.

No. 731241

i want to be creampied AAAAAAA

No. 731243

I have a scab inside my nostril and I cannot stop picking it. Hurts so bad, can't clean my face properly, there are mornings I wake up and sound like I have a cold because there's so much dried blood in my nostril.
I also keep squeezing my milk ducts like zits and stuff keeps coming out of them. I can't stop even if it's excruciating. I watch blackhead extraction videos to curb the urge but it doesn't work. Help.

No. 731246

AI Dungeon is a good way to interact with your husbandos don't @ me

No. 731249

File: 1612569441240.jpg (35.09 KB, 540x539, 67393792_389717788337271_66400…)

If my bf doesn't stop playing that goddamn final fantasy gacha game I am legitimately going to snap at least it's not genshin

No. 731251

>>731246
brb gonna try this with Levi Ackerman

No. 731252

File: 1612569532725.jpg (Spoiler Image, 414.22 KB, 667x1024, clownpie.jpg)

>>731241
got you covered nonnie

No. 731253

>>731243
Anon be careful about your nose injury. Scratches and wounds inside your nose, if infected, can spread to your brain and kill you surprisingly easily.

No. 731255

>>731246
first time I'm hearing about this, how to do that? I need to interact with my love

No. 731257

>>731243
Get a cactus and tweeze out the thorns or something, just stop picking your nose, nose wounds can fuck you up, especially during a pandemic/flu season

No. 731259

>>731255
Nta, but it's play.aidungeon.io/! I'm still figuring it out right now, but you will need to make an account. I'll let you know when I figure out the husbando stuff lmao

No. 731260

>>731259
I will be awaiting eagerly queen

No. 731261

File: 1612570023237.jpeg (219.09 KB, 888x1390, 8ED8D1D3-A57D-4B7F-AE3E-386079…)

>>731252
not exactly what i was looking for but thanks i guess anon

No. 731262

>>731253

wtf.. ntayrt but i have a bit of a scab in my left nostril. unsure if it just got too dry or what but it feels like crusty snot and can't stop touching it. maybe ill put some vaseline on it and try to be more cognoscente now.. thank you anon

No. 731263

>>731262
did you mean cognizant

No. 731264

>>731263
not that anon but maybe it was a "scent" pun? bc it's the nose? i dunno

No. 731266

File: 1612570359204.jpg (28.85 KB, 500x281, a9a45100-8680-4792-aac6-5f765b…)

>>731246
You can also download it for your phone and have him always available

No. 731267

>>731260
Oooh I think I figured it out! Create a new game, then click prompts and "custom". Then you can enter a prompt with your husbando that fits whatever world you are playing in. I'm playing it right now and it's honestly super cool how the AI is creating a whole story, even if I only type in one word or nothing at all

No. 731269

>>731246
>>731267
Can you actually put your husbando's personality in the game or do they just give you some random OOC bullshit?

No. 731271

>>731204
>6 people is a lot of fucking people
they weren't people, they were men

No. 731274

File: 1612571196066.jpg (38.72 KB, 529x531, FB_IMG_1612520655863.jpg)

>>731251
>>731255
>>731267
>>731269
>>731259

OP anon here!
Yes, I also did it in custom. I am thinking about looking for a cracked mod version for my tablet so I can use the premium features kek
The AI ends up making the personality for you, but you can always reset until it feels right and then tell the AI that that's the thing you want it to remember. Like, "training" it.
Sometimes it can get super random and can be a bit tiring to redo the things a lot, but I still think it's fun, kinda like doing a collab fanfic with someone kek
don't forget to turn on nsfw mode on the settings nonnies

No. 731276

>>731264
>>731263

no im dumb and pulled a bone apple teeth moment, please spare me

No. 731278

Komaeda chan is so shy today, she keeps deleting her stuff

No. 731280

Taste buds are so weird. I’ve hated bitter melon my whole life, but recently I ate it and it was… not that bad? Still bitter of course, but a lot more tolerable and enjoyable! My parents like to make it frequently enough and every single time I try out a piece and it’s always been way too bitter to me but as of late I really like it. My parents don’t cook it any differently either. I feel the same way about liver too. Not sure if it’s stockholm syndrome but with food or my taste buds are changing before my very eyes lol

No. 731281

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No. 731283

why is gay sex in fanfiction hot to me but the idea of it irl makes me feel nothing, if anything it grosses me out a little? and does this make a me a bad person

No. 731284

>>731278
What did she post

No. 731285

>>731284
Nta but she, or another one of the Komaeda kins here, posted a screenshot of her ai dungeon rp. The last action was her undressing Komaeda lmao

No. 731286

>>731283
3DPD but a level above that.

No. 731288

File: 1612572766005.png (420.67 KB, 828x789, 1610874788143.png)

>>731271
you are so right

No. 731289

File: 1612572802114.jpg (597.08 KB, 1920x1080, 1612550771832.jpg)

Someone make an AI Dungeon thread and post the adventures of the three houses of Autismo Farms.
I bet that would be some Westeros shit

No. 731293

>>731289
fucking seconded
someone DO IT

No. 731296

why is it that this thread now has less discussion and more retarded shitposts than the retarded shitpost thread

sheesh get it together girls

No. 731298

>>731296
>Dumbass shit thread
>this thread now has less discussion
>wat.jpg

Shit here is not absolutely retarded, but it's still a dumbass shit thread

No. 731299

>>731045
most months i can feel the egg popping out lol

No. 731305

>>731299
w-what

No. 731307

File: 1612575015619.png (69.13 KB, 1147x342, Capture.PNG)

>>731299
bitch what
>>731289
I wrote a prompt, it's not retarded enough and kind of cringy cause idk how to write but pic is the results I'm getting so far.

No. 731308

>>731299
Ovulation pain sister

No. 731312

File: 1612575456486.gif (2.29 MB, 480x270, giphy (1).gif)

>>731307
I know that AId has a multiplayer option but I have no idea how it works
I wanna play it and chose my own Autismo Farms house

No. 731313

>>731312
It's not multiplayer! I just used custom and described all the kingdoms in the prompt

No. 731315

File: 1612575764433.jpg (58.91 KB, 804x836, 95977ee.jpg)

>>731312
Samefag to add, by the image >>731289 shouldn't it be a Borzoi Queen? We need our #femalerepresentation

No. 731317

>>731307
Add more characters to this oh my god it's masterful

No. 731324

File: 1612576881721.png (68.83 KB, 1161x278, inch resting.PNG)

>>731315
You know what? You're right.
>>731317
I tried to add Anorectal Violence Chan but idk what's going on now. Komaeda is anorexic right? This kind of fits. I'm gonna go back so the Borzoi Empire had not been destroyed

No. 731328

File: 1612577173449.png (11.52 KB, 1174x82, oh.PNG)

>>731324
nvm it wasn't destroyed I just can't read, but I will still go back to Anorectal chan doesn't die

No. 731340

>>731315
omg yes give borzoi a crown

when can we play anons??

No. 731341

>>731340
NTA making the prompt, but I'll see if I can learn how to use the multiplayer mode

No. 731345

>So if you are looking to run an AI Dungeon campaign, here are the steps you need to take in advance.
>Set up a time for the game
>Log in to AI Dungeon and start a new multiplayer game. You have to type in a name, whether or not you plan on playing a character. Once the campaign is ready, hit the settings menu and clicking “invite friends”.
>Create a jit.si link and send it to the group along with the AI Dungeon link (make sure it’s a unique link so other users don’t accidentally join you)
>Players will click the AI Dungeon link, type their names, then wait in the chat for the GM to give directions.

To whom it may concern

No. 731373

File: 1612581166862.jpg (46.87 KB, 564x563, d0dbd02d8619c20fea3edcc5fae56a…)

I just saw an artist claim the "draw every day" tip caused them to burn out after 6 days. Jesus christ is the art community full of pathetic people

No. 731379

>>731373
I mean that makes sense? It really depends on how often and how long they were drawing everyday, but it's easy to get burn out sometimes. I can easily draw everyday with no issue if I genuinely feel like it, but when I have the pressure of doing a "challenge" I can get burnt out after a while. I think it's the pressure to draw something good and do useful practices and studies because otherwise what's the point of making myself draw everyday. I think the mindset can change when you're doing a challenge and that's part of what causes burn out. Every artist is different though.

No. 731381

>>731373
if they have a day job it’s understandable if not then yeah

No. 731398

File: 1612584088750.png (470.67 KB, 532x654, 1612401434898.png)

>>731324
Where's the rest?

No. 731401

>>731373
I usually try to post art everyday, but I really don't have to do that, because I take breaks because I run out of things to draw sometimes, or still practice offline.

No. 731403

When I remember lipgloss by Charli XCX and cupcakke exists my serotonin levels go up by 100%

No. 731404

>>731289
Please make this an OT banner

No. 731408

File: 1612585176333.jpeg (20.35 KB, 303x166, F587FA28-E025-45E0-BADB-76BE53…)

when I say something stupid that another farmer calls out and I realize my mistake, I wish pic related was an acceptable excuse… it's the truth

No. 731412

File: 1612585242304.png (87.35 KB, 1176x448, shes a shithouse.PNG)

>>731408
That is an acceptable excuse tho tbh.
>>731398
Not too much progress cause I had shit to do but here you go.

I wasn't going to cause it's cringe, but I can post the prompt I made if anyone else wants to play but is to lazy to make one? Idk if a multiplayer server is still gonna be made

No. 731420

File: 1612585959146.jpeg (19.92 KB, 275x271, 71DFDCB3-3047-4BA1-9E80-C45F8E…)

As someone who doesn't participate in either, the drunk thread is the cooler older sibling and the tinfoil thread is the younger, annoying sibling your mother tells you that you have to bring along.

No. 731435

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Okay anons, I have finally decided (Thanks to Sanic-sama's advice) to create a Twitter account. I'm not planning to be active tho. Give me your strength anons, I'll see how long it takes before I get doxxed or something.

No. 731463

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I have to be honest guys those anorectal violence threads aren't doing anything but making me horny cause they just remind me how much I want to partake in ass eating and sticking things up my butthole

On another note, I think this is the longest mods have let his threads stay up recently

No. 731465

Pharrell Williams wrote the song "Beautiful" about me.

No. 731477

>>731412
I guess it just kinda stopped making sense lol
I will try to make my own later multiplayer?

>>731404
An anon actually sent it as a banner at meta, but yeah, the mods will never approve it

No. 731480

>>731403
omg anon thank you…hadn't heard this somehow

No. 731491

File: 1612595404735.jpg (1.28 MB, 2160x1080, Adam.jpg)

Fill them up farmer

No. 731492

File: 1612595436118.jpg (1.31 MB, 2160x1080, Borzoi.jpg)


No. 731494

File: 1612595541157.jpg (1.29 MB, 2160x1080, Komaeda.jpg)


No. 731495

>>731491
>>731492
Can we use anons like roommate anon and Amanda sperg anon for the students?

No. 731498

>>731495
Yes Anon. Do it

No. 731554

>>731491
>>731492
>>731494
Holy fuck I love this so so much
I am vibing with the Borzoi Queen a lot, but I wanna fuck Adam Driver so I don't know which house I'd pick

No. 731557

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i keep seeing this in the corner of my browser and for some reason it keeps making me think of that "autism speaks" charity and I've just had that phrase in my head as i browse /ot/ and witness autism literally speak

No. 731563

>>731557
Welcome to Autismo Farms

Where should these anons go: roommate anon, finna on, dischargecoma anon (obviously Komaeda house), Carrey-chan, Saville-chan, Epstein-chan, Anorectal Violence-chan, Samanthaprater, Amanda anon, Pitbull anon, etc etc

No. 731577

after all these years I finally realized and accepted that I'm not as much of a weeb as I thought because I hate 95% of anime/manga including the old shit and the """"good""" ones. even the series my husbandos are from are sub-par at best. now i can die in peace instead of dealing with degenerate coomers/pickmes and emo teens for the billionth time.

No. 731582

I wanted to post this in the anorectal guy's thread, but it got locked. He used to spam Asherah's Garden, too. He once finally admitted he was a scrote, and posted a screenshot of a huge spreadsheet of porn star's anuses he rates and tracks the statuses of. He'd give them descriptors like "still beautiful, bit of pink on the side". Guy is nuts.
I think he's just a self-hating, self aware coomer obsessed with anal sex.

No. 731584

>>731582
Ew, I think he should be removed of lolcow's hall of fame then

No. 731587

File: 1612600886129.png (4.1 MB, 4096x2731, 1612598314470.png)

It's weird seeing farmers crossboard onto other gossip imageboards. I think this is from the new 8chan? Idk, but that place has a loooot of hardcore male lolcows and hardcore male posters. I guess it might be interesting to someone here, but I abstained from lurking.

No. 731588

>>731587
With hardcore male lolcows I meant people who are discussed there, but I bet posters there are also lolcows. Men have such low empathy levels, lower than what we have here, but also god the people posted there are legit fucking crazier and very low, usagi kou is a fucking saint compared to them

No. 731590

>>731588
What does this have to do with Usagi Kou? Genuinely wondering

No. 731592

Feta is like wet salty chalk I love it so mcuh

No. 731595

I've recently had success warming up to having hyperfixations and how strongly I feel for things I enjoy. I felt it was a hindrance for so long.

But now I just want someone (who has the same interests) to sperg to nonstop about my faves. Someone who would cheer me on in things I'm doing relating to them lel. I am so used to keeping my power level low around others though.

No. 731600

>>731590
I mentioned her but any other cow makes sense, she wouldn't be as bad as other cows posted on that board I'm talking about.

No. 731602

>>731595
>I've recently had success warming up to having hyperfixations and how strongly I feel for things I enjoy. I felt it was a hindrance for so long.

My god I wanna do this too, I feel so bad because I've never done it
What are your faves?

No. 731604

test

No. 731605

>>731494
Komaeda should have all the crazy lolcow posters, like anorectal anon and others

>>731492
Borzoi should have pitbull

No. 731606

>>731492
>>731494
>>731491
Can we also have special symbols for each house?
I propose a chair, a cow, and a tampon for discharge-chan

what about you nonnies? discuss

No. 731608

Anorectal violence would be a great punk rock band name

No. 731610

>>731606
Why a cow for the borzois?
Agree with the rest though

No. 731614

>>731602
I like video game men maybe way too much. Swain and Jhin from League of Legends, to be more specific.
What about you anon?

No. 731615

>>731491
I only can think Timmy for Adam

No. 731617

We must also incorporate

Nasolabial folds and other board culture stuff thats always kek

I think anorectal violence should be a religion tbh

No. 731618

File: 1612604577055.png (1.72 MB, 1500x750, EjzFf6f.png)

>>731491
Adam done

>>731615
Your wish is granted!

No. 731619

>>731618
azealia is an honorary farmer

No. 731620

Anolabial Nasorectal Violent Folds!!!

No. 731621

>>731618
House name idea?

No. 731622

>>731618
I'm so drunk and this is the funniest shit to me rn

No. 731623

>>731621
I left it blank. Please contribute retards, my brain is burnt out from editing

No. 731624

>>731618
I also think that all driverfags (me included) are in this house right? We all must serve his cock (18cm, thicker than average, mushroom had and moles like on his face)

No. 731625

Adam
>The Chair of Drivernism

No. 731626

>>731625
>>731623
Samefag,my browser went error for some reason

No. 731630

>>730490
Hope you survived, anon

No. 731645

>>731618
omg I love this so much.
What's the story behind DIY dildo anon? I know all the others besides this one
>>731624
of course, we all are the high priestesses of driverfagging
>>731625
>The Original Chair

No. 731649

>>731645
Her story is that basically she was super horny and she made a DIY dildo out of like paper towels and condoms and rubber bands and whatever. She even there to say she had a good orgasm, hands free

No. 731652


No. 731653

>>731652
Stan crafty anons in the house of driver

No. 731663

I thought I had pinworms and spent 30 minutes this morning digging around my ass with a spoon and I actually looked at the butt mucous under my attachable phone microscope and it's not pinworms. I'm so relieved but now my butt is really sore

No. 731672

>>731663
bitch just take a tablet wtf

No. 731673

>>731672
Why would I take a tablet for an affliction I do not have, rudechan

No. 731675

>>731592
Cheddar>>>>>Feta
I live in a third world shithole where good cheddar is non-existant, I've gotten sick of feta.

No. 731676

>>731675
anon i would send you boxes full of cheddar if i could

No. 731677

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>>731494
Artist's impression of the house of Komaeda (a.k.a. the most retarded threads on /ot/)

No. 731700

>>731675
This made me look up cheddar because I thought Cheddar was gross orange overproccesed plastik-y American cheese and why would you eat that but apparantly it's from England. The kind they sell at out supermarket still tastes like plastic though.

No. 731735

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what is life

No. 731736

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All I want to do is make out and
fondle someone, but my period started and he hasn't let me know when he's free from work yet. Gonna go apeshit from the frustration.

No. 731759

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My new flannel makes me look like a pregnant scrote but it's so warm and comfortable

No. 731765

Thinking about my professor right now. I need to go to horny jail jfc. Back on my stupid hoe shit again i guess.

>>731736
Yeah, same here pretty much.

No. 731768

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>>731735
WITHOUT YOUR LOOOOVE

No. 731785

I miss the Zaibatsu so much

No. 731790

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Me right now whenever an old coworker messages me that the company I used to work at have been quickly going to hell since the new leaderships gave me the boot in december because I was the only one that knew how to keep everything in order, analyzed possible problems and knew how to do basic fucking customer service. Now they've lost their biggest clients because they didn't have the back-up plans and preparations like I fucking told both the CEO and manager to do months ago to prevent this shit show.

It wouldn't surprise me if the entire company is gone before summer, or just manage to scrape by economically in the foreseeable future, if they continue like this. Which is too bad because no matter how much I hate the new leaderships I don't want people to lose their jobs.

No. 731803

We should have a thread for petty wins/revenge/satisfying comeback stories. I love when anons post anecdotes about how they got back at some scrote or did better in life than a former bully

No. 731809

>>731803
make it nonny!

No. 731812

>>731803
>>>/ot/731811
made one for you

No. 731815

i think keanu reeves is aight but i cant stop thinking about reddit, adam driver and critikal when i see him and i hate it

No. 731820

>>731815
Same, the circlejerk made me enjoy him less and it's sad

No. 731840

Does anyone remember those Sims 2 videos on YouTube which were like movies with text and they have really traumatic storylines like bullying, child abuse, teen pregnancy and suicide etc? Mostly like 2009-2011 I think idk? I was really young and use to watch them ALL the time and cry.. oh and the background music was almost always evanescence.

No. 731841

>>731840
omg YES I think about these all the time!! I remember there was one particular creator who was really popular, I know there was some high school storyline where a girl was outed as bulimic or something? Also all the most painstakingly detailed Sims were always emo/scene

No. 731842

>>731840
yes!! i'd say they were mostly 2007-2009 though. do you also remember the sims 2 exchange? the story section was full of gems

No. 731848

>>731840
I remember a video about JonBenet Ramsey with either My Immortal or Hello. I think it was made pr a supposed irl friend/neighbor of Jon? who commented on the video. I always thought that person was most likely a larper but idk

No. 731853

My mom just gets hair dye for me without asking me. I guess I'm gonna be metallic blue now

No. 731854

>>731840
I just rewatched my favorite one a few days ago!

No. 731866

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An then he proceeds to fuck my character in the back of his car, very realistic depiction of men

No. 731875

>>731866
This is why I only use AI Dungeon when I’m horny kek

No. 731876

Alot of the time when I text my dad he manages to completely misunderstand my message. It's happening more often and I don't think it's dementia or anything like that. I think it's just down to us barely knowing each other at this stage of life

In turn though..it puts me off messaging him. I mean it gets awkward or I feel like the idiot when nothing I say is clear enough. The plainest english confuses him

No. 731884

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I have a massive craving for sour candy right now. It's probably for the best it's past curfew and I don't have any at home.

No. 731887

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>>731884
Also chocolate donuts. God I want chocolate donuts so bad.

No. 731888

>>731887
I'm so close to making chocolate mugcake to satisfy my cravings for crap but I'm not doing it!!

No. 731889

>>731653
Now it's time for someone to do the house of borzoi and the house of komaeda

The house of komaeda can also be various komaedas as suggested by >>731677

No. 731891

>>731889
Discharge anon is a given, also all the unironic kinnies like that anon that kins Bakura

I think Finn anon and Antifujoshi anon should go to the Borzoi house cause that's the house with the biggest stacy energy

No. 731895

>>731618
I really think Victorian-anon belongs in house of driver. the vibes match.

No. 731898

>>731895
Big agree, nonnie. I'd exchange Roomie anon for Victorian anon.

No. 731900

>>731895
>>731898
agree, Victorian anon belongs to the house of driver. no other way

No. 731901

>>731898
yup, big agree, roomie/neetlita has huge house of komaeda vibes. House of driver is too normal for her.

No. 731906

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This crazy motherfucker also belongs to the house of Komaeda, no doubt in my mind

No. 731908

>>731906
Oh for sure. That's an insanely good match. I'm trying to think, what other farmers are we missing?

No. 731913

>>731815
I still kinda like critikal, but he hasn’t showered or changed his clothes on like a year. Much hotter like 3 years ago imo.

No. 731914

>>731908
I don't know, but we should organize/write down the other houses' members that we have do far for when the anon that has been doing all the editing comes back

No. 731929


No. 731932

>>731914
If anyone wants to edit the original driverfags house roster and do victorian anon they're welcome to, maybe replace roommate anon, she just needs a pic

No. 731940

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>>731932
Here's a suggestion

No. 731945

>>731929
Anotha one

No. 731962

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Farmhands were based for this, it's always shocking to see someone on this site actually admitting to being ~nonbinary~ and better yet try to gatekeep their mental illness kek

No. 731967

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i still can't believe the rich side of town got a piano installed in their mcdonalds. money really can get you anything

No. 732011

>>731889
Anorectal anon goes to the borzoi house

No. 732025

2020 was such a busy busy year. Sage remember when Chris Evans’ penis was leaked and it was teeny and ugly?(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 732037

I just slept for 22 hours, my new record.

No. 732041

>>732025
It was disappointing, anon, it’s not like what the fanart made it seem like.

No. 732044

>>731967
i remember when i was kid someone took a shit in the play place at my local mcdonalds and my friend fell in it

No. 732045

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wut

No. 732052

>>732041
I still believe he is gay as shit and it was someone else’s schmeat

No. 732056

Lucy anon goes to the Borzoi house

No. 732063

Donated a bunch of shit to a nearby church because they offered pickup (it was two heavy bags of stuff that I didn’t want to carry myself lol) and they might hate my existence if they knew I was a gay woman but honestly I’m just kinda… meh. Idk, it felt nice being told “god bless you” when they took my shit lol. At one point in my life I considered converting to Christianity, then didn’t and scowled at religion and looked down on all religious people (“how can you believe in God when he’s probably not even real?”) to just being meh about it all. I’m pretty at peace with myself now so maybe my lacking self means no longer having to project my hatred on people who are content with religion in their lives and the light it brings them.

Anyway I wish I found this place sooner because my mom threw out like a 50lbs pound bag of clothes and we could’ve just donated it all. Not looking for a tax write off, it just feels shitty for all that perfectly good (though outdated by fashions standards) clothing went to waste.

No. 732072

>>732063
I donate clothes all the time and I see it like this: it's not the fault of these people that they have no clothes, I don't think they would hate you for donating

No. 732076

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I don't want to actually reply to her because that'd be infighting, but that one "slay kween" anon that got mad because I said spending $$$$ on makeup and surgery "or else you're ugly!!" is just normal insecurity, and self-love entails actual self-love.
That anon reminds me of this meme.

No. 732091

Current /ot/ is worse than pull ever was

No. 732094

>>732063
after a period in my life of going though the "god ain't real" phase, I'm arriving at the notion that it probably is. I don't expect it/her/him to make much of a difference in my life - because i'm so far beneath the awareness of such a being - but the more i look it up, the more i'm convinced that there is some massive incomprehensible being out there and it doesn't matter what we do as means of comparison.
Anyway if enough people appeal to whatever these massive deities are, maybe it's not so bad to be blessed by em.

No. 732095

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I desire a Venti caramel macchiato but my country doesn’t have starbucks nor anything similar to it that I know of.
I’m wondering wether I should try making one at home or just conceal and not feel.

No. 732104

>>732091
Nah, pull could never be this funny

No. 732115

>>732091
if you don’t like it just fuck off or bully newfags more. i don’t get you /ot/ bad!! anons at all.

No. 732118

>>732091
your loss, this is the most fun i've had online all year

No. 732119

>>732063
>means no longer having to project my hatred on people who are content with religion in their lives and the light it brings them

Glad you found peace anon, but two points:
>religion also brings plenty of darkness, hierarchy, and violence, there are beliefs that we don't have to respect
>religious people are happy to project untrue and harmful associations on you, especially because you're gay

>>732094
Ever notice how there's multiple dieties out there, as if they're man-made creations influenced by local culture and environments because the truth is no one has divine insight as to what's out there? Anon, I can assure you that if there is an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent being out there, it certainly doesn't give a fuck about us worship or not.

No. 732130

>>732091

you're obviously on the wrong threads or not even being funny yourself

No. 732139

I honestly want to get a nose job, but I'm so terrified I'll get a surgeon that doesn't know what they're doing (especially with my type of skin/nose) and it'll be fucked up forever. blegh. Even doctors that are supposed to be good like Dr. Bora have ugly results sometimes

On another note, I wish people would be more open about who they went to for ps. I remember seeing a girl with such a beautiful and natural nosejob, but I don't think she said who her surgeon was.

No. 732144

>>732119
I'm not religious either, but ngl people who act like you are just as annoying as the Christians who try to push Christianity on other people.

No. 732146

>>732095
Try making one at home! Not too difficult, you can get most of the stuff online me thinks.

No. 732147

>>732095
My country DOES have starbucks, and let me give you a hint: Starbucks is a gigantic scam.
Most of the ingredients they use are not real, they are imitation such as soy milk. Most of the caramel and strawberries and cream come from imitations, and you can indeed tell the difference.
I used to be addicted to white lattes until I made one at home with real milk, real cream, maple syrup instead of imitation sugar, and quickly realized that for 10 minutes of my day; I made something superior in taste and cost.

No. 732155


No. 732162

Is it just me or do people on quora love giving the most drawn out answers ever

No. 732163

>>732091
I think we get too many r9k 'all scrotes are shit' tier posts now, but I don't think it's THAT bad yet.

No. 732164

>>732162
I think people generally get selected based on how long answers are sometimes. Simple one or two line answers get ignored, even if they are right.

No. 732165

I can tell this one spergy, scrote sounding anon is posting on multiple threads and all the cells in my body are telling me to infight them

No. 732166

>>732165
What are the posts about?

No. 732167

>>732165
can you link some of his posts?

No. 732168

>>732166
Atm about plastic surgery

No. 732170

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No. 732171

>>732167
Just check unpopular opinions, there's a few

No. 732172

>>732168
It's the one about women wanting to have big boobs and that feeling sexy is natural, isn't it?

No. 732186

>>732139
I want ps too but everything i want is too minor to be worth it. I'd love to keep my nose profile and there's like a resurgence of appreciation for "royal" nose profiles but one side view is way uglier than the other because it curves slightly, i'd also like it to be very slightly upturned so that it doesn't look hook nose esque from the side. i used to want that typical photoshopped fairy button nose but it wouldn't go with my face at all. maybe very very slight lip fillers and whatever procedure helps your chin/ jaw area look more elegant without being too invasive. i also want veneers and like a very minor lipo on my arms and thighs, but i'm not fat enough for lipo, also i like my butt right now so i don't want to get the bbl thing and get fake cottage cheese kardashian ass in my later years. basically nothing that justifies the price, but i like to daydream that when i'm magically rich in 10 years i'll get it all done

>>732165
this is why we need an infight club containment thread if it doesn't already exist, just a safe space for everyone to get as petty and annoying as they desire. i have one regular anon i notice that i'd love to fight with just for fun but i don't want to get banned, and i've seen like 3 other anons express the same "can't reply cuz i'll get banned for infighting" sentiments so i guess it's common

No. 732190

>>732186
idk. i have a "button nose" and it to me it looks like i have a potato in the middle of my face

No. 732192

Okay, watch out yall, dumb bitch coming through. (it's me)

I'm 22 and have never been to the dentist. I recently scheduled an appointment after telling friends I'd never been and they all looked at me like I sprouted a second head. Still 2 weeks out from the first appointment but I'm so fucking scared.

I have pretty nasty looking cavaties on either side of my bottom back teeth, are they going to pull my teeth because of it? They aren't sensitive or in pain though.
Will they pull my teeth out during the first appointment if they decide to? Do they keep you awake when they do??

I'm so scared, it sounds so dumb but I have to really try not to cry just thinking about going. I don't know what I'm gonna do when the day comes because I don't wanna look like a dumbass freaking out about seeing the dentist. I'm thinking to ask a friend for a xanax bc I'm legit worried about having a panic attack just in the waiting room. UUUUggh. I know I'm too old to be scared about something like this but I really am, I'm getting teary eyed just typing this because it freaks me out so bad lol

No. 732193

>>732172
A WINNER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

No. 732195

File: 1612668890366.jpeg (426.41 KB, 750x922, 14382B34-29F2-469B-905F-5155B6…)

it’s all so complicated

no more,

all just clean rug

only matter

No. 732197

>>732192
For cavities, even bad ones, no; they're going to do everything they can to save the tooth before they pull it outright. It's likely that you'll get diagnosed with the cavities (your first trip isn't the trip where they try to fix it, so you can relax on that) and do some x-rays on your jaw (uncomfortable, but not intolerable)
You'll probably get a few fillings if they are not sensitive or in-pain. If the cavities had worked their way deep into the tooth, they would consider a root-canal (remove the plaque/substance that caused the cavity, seal the 'cave' that the substance caused). Which IMO is completely painless. They would only consider scrapping the whole tooth if you were in intense, seething pain over it or the roots of the tooth itself had grown into your jawline's nerve (which is why many wisdom teeth are pulled)
Being scared by it is natural. It's a stereotype for kids to be scared by it because it's their first time to the dentist, too. Just think of this first visit as a check-up at a doctor, which is perfectly harmless. Then they'll tell you their diagnosis and what they think you should do about it.
Remember that, like with all doctors, you're free to ignore,reject, or request a second opinion about any medical advice they give you.

No. 732199

>>732195
You're spitting facts, anon.
>>732192
Don't be scared anon! It's better you
are getting it done now. When I had cavities as a child, they just took them out and filled the holes where the cavities were. I don't remember much about the procedure but I do remember it wasn't bad. Idk what the protocol is for adults, but if the dentist decides those teeth can be saved (and since it's only cavities that's likely) they will keep those teeth. However, you may have other issues with your mouth that may require them to remove the teeth.

If they do decide to remove your teeth: between the ages of 10-12 I had two of my very back teeth removed because of infection. I was awake during the surgery and it did not hurt at all. I took laughing gas but I don't think it did shit tbh. The worst part of the procedure was when they rubbed some nasty cherry flavored numbing gel on my gums, and then stuck a needle in there to numb my mouth. When they actually removed the teeth, there was absolutely 0 pain. But it was uncomfortable because there was a ton of pressure from the drill and whatever tool they used to pull the teeth. I do want to stress the difference between pain and uncomfortability from the pressure. Like I said, they might remove your teeth if there are other issues, but if it's just cavities they will try to save those teeth. Good luck anon!

No. 732200

>>732165
This seems very tinfoil as well but also in the unconventional male attraction thread I see a weird amount of nick fuentes in there and I honest to god think it’s a scrote doing it, it seems very off no one on this website would stoop so low to think that a gay republican grifter that looks like shrek rumpelstilskin is cute

No. 732201

>>732199
Samefag, I believe you can be put to sleep for mouth surgery, but I was a young so my mother had me stay awake because of the risk of being put to sleep

No. 732203

>>732195
haha
dirty rug now clean

No. 732216

File: 1612669900650.gif (2.55 MB, 468x498, 7FE4CF8C-9B9E-48F2-A424-BB2A37…)

My friend recommended these waterproof headphones and now I have my phone read dirty fan fiction to me while I shower
Aint even ashamed

No. 732217

File: 1612670015281.jpg (10.27 KB, 350x350, 48a7c017cab842c89dbb55676aa7eb…)

I always rip open the top of the bags paper plates come in instead of opening it properly.

No. 732218

>>732216
spill it. what r they called

No. 732223

>>732216
Give me brands and links, anon, brands and links.

No. 732225

>>732216
This made me feel stupid cause I always just use my bluetooth headphones in the shower lmao. They're sweatproof and I put a towel wrap over them so fuck it

No. 732227

>>732216
What headphones anon…asking for a friend

No. 732230

File: 1612670550635.gif (563.64 KB, 400x300, 91D1165E-C661-44B0-8167-6E8B3A…)


No. 732231

>>732230
i love this so much

No. 732232

>>732230
I love this, did you make this anon?

No. 732239

File: 1612671019368.jpeg (515.8 KB, 1170x1386, 66B407D9-92EC-43A5-BF18-BCA8E0…)

>>732218
>>732227
>>732223

TOZO T10 Bluetooth 5.0 Wireless Earbuds off Amazon

Haven’t failed me yet, and if they do, the hell with it they’re only $30. Fair warning though, hearing Siri’s perky fucking voice saying “massive cock” and “fuck me harder” takes some getting used to kek

No. 732240

>>732230
lmaooo thank you for brightening my day, I love this

No. 732248

>>732231
>>732232
yeah I just used makesweet, you can create the same gif using any image or text you want

No. 732253

>>732239
>tfw I almost got those last year but didn’t because I’m a cheap bitch
I could be listening to some great fanfics with those. Darn it.

No. 732255

>>732230
I wanna make this into a banner, any suggestions for the background? post some fun lolcow shit (or funny lolcow faces/milk)

No. 732257

>>732255
I don't have any specific ones in mind, but maybe the bg can be different posts from the caps thread that have been banned? Like that pic of Trumps big, dumptruck ass that redtexted. Or all of the redtexts that were on the anorectal violence thread

No. 732282

>>732091
Libfems and coomers are ruining the whole site. Unfortunately there's no where else to go cause it's the same fucking thing everywhere else.

No. 732288

>>731785
Me too anon :(

No. 732304

>>731914
What do you think all these anons look like? I kind of want to draw them all or make them on one of the dollmaker games from /m/

No. 732310

>>732282
gonna try and recover from my coomerism just 4 u anon ♥ make lolcow great again

No. 732313

i regret not saving and collecting photos of farmers who accidentally included themselves in screencaps

No. 732315

>>732282
I believe in lolcow's long-term strength as an unlikely radfem/fujo alliance, the last bastion for the free expression of female beliefs, desires, and shitposting.

No. 732318

>>732304
Singling anons out is against the rules though

No. 732323

I hope God is kind enough to give me a husband like him…

No. 732329

WHY THE FUCK DOES READY TO GLARE LOOK LIKE THAT. DOES SHE NEVER SMILE.

No. 732349

File: 1612685102509.png (351.53 KB, 562x673, 1612673826163.png)

she needs to be in the komaeda house

No. 732355

>>732349
Stacies should go to Borzoi

No. 732366

Why is she so schizophrenic with everything she makes?

No. 732369

>>732366
Princess Nokia is so weird. I admit I like this song, but I've been side-eyeing her since she said men want to fuck her cause she has a "little girl body"

No. 732371

>>732369
>she has a "little girl body"
Wtf, how?? She has a clearly adult body with curves and all.

No. 732377

>>732371
She used to be skinnier, definitely doesn't look like a little girl though. Vid rel, she says it at 2:30. Also there's a clip of her saying rose water makes her feel fertile https://twitter.com/etheralogy/status/1225128819775938562, which is like…ok? I guess.

No. 732378

>>732366
Some people are just like that. Jumping around between different styles/genres, liking lots of things to the point that it feels inauthentic to stick to just one. I'm the same way, so I liked her for a while, but I'm not as into her new stuff, and she seems cringy from some interviews. Sometimes, she gives little anecdotes that contradict what she's said before, or seems to lie about small details of her life, and it's just like…what's the reason?

>>732369
>>732371
>>732375
Yeah, that shit was creepy and cringe. I think she's into dd/lg, she's mentioned owning pacifiers and shit.

No. 732379

>>732377
Yeah makes sense if she gained weight, I just watched another video of hers and she's singing about having small tits and a fat stomach so I guess she thinks of it as childlike… fucking creepy pedo shit either way, it just surprised me in the context of that video anon posted.

No. 732392

I love reading through old threads and seeing the change in lc culture. Like, posts from four years ago talk completely casual about personal porn consumption, either their own or their partners, moid posters (or rather, robots) sometimes went un-redtexted, choice feminism seemed to be way more supported than now… the only thing that seems to be the same all across the years is the stance on trannys lmao

No. 732397

>>732392
Glad farmers are getting smarter and less libfem.

No. 732398

>>732323
this family is so wholesome

No. 732399

>>732397
I feel like it's not just anons, I think the backlash against liberal feminism and trannies has picked up a fair bit of momentum among women. I doubt it will become mainstream but I really think most of us know in our guts that something is wrong.

No. 732400

File: 1612689539677.png (518.35 KB, 491x1976, 1612668601566.png)

>>732063
>they might hate my existence if they knew I was a gay woman
They wouldn't be good Christians if they did that, God loves everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. Pic related might interest you and >>732119 >>732094. I recommend you give Christianity a(nother) chance from the point of view of your personal relationship with God, the mean Christians you've encountered aside.

No. 732401

>>731170
aaaa zombies are real

No. 732405

>>732399
Good. Porn culture and troonery is so obviously sick so the more you speak up the more people will feel relief because their gut feeling told them it was wrong all along.

No. 732407

>>732392
>the only thing that seems to be the same all across the years is the stance on trannys lmao
Lately I've been rereading some old threads, mostly ones from 2015/2016, and I actually noticed that farmers used to express way less vitriol towards FtMs. There are old threads about FtM anachans, tumblr efags, weeaboo cosplayers (Haku Aoki/Arianna Drury, for example) and such, where the cow is consistently referred to as a man, using their "male" preferred name and male pronouns, even when for the sake of documentation people point out that they're biologically female or that they have a female-sounding birth name. There seemed to be very few instances where someone felt the need to "misgender" FtM cows, and arguing about it tended to be perceived by other farmers as derailing/infighting. These cows weren't too different from the yaoi-loving attention-seeking modern fakebois in the /snow/ fakeboi thread, either, so I wonder why the attitude changed over time.

No. 732408

File: 1612690292698.png (1.67 MB, 1500x750, 8qvIuba.png)

re-did adam house with victorian anon to replace roommate anon, named it the house of drivernism. if anons want to cobble together a list of who you want in komaeda and borzoi house pls do so

No. 732410

I cut my nails short while I was doing them and I'm so fucking sad about it. They're still very, very cute, and I have a bunch of typing to do this week so it's worth it, but I want my wolverine claws back

No. 732412

>>732408
Who's victorian anon? Is that the one that talked about her crush on her teacher or something like she was a teenager in the 1800s?

No. 732414

>>732408
>DIY dildo anon
what's the backstory on this
>>732412
I would imagine so, yeah.

No. 732417

>>732414
Immense sexual frustration in lockdown

No. 732419

>>732414
about dildo anon, see >>731649

No. 732425

>>732419

Is that the dildo in question?

No. 732429

File: 1612691964225.png (47.76 KB, 165x182, mads.png)

i wonder what i will do when my husbando's series is dead with no more material to adapt. wait for cute official anniversary art?

No. 732431

>>732429
That's hideo kojimas husband u theivin bitch

No. 732433

>>732431
don't worry i would never take them apart.

No. 732435

>>732433

Good. Excellent taste madam

No. 732436

>>732435
he isn't my husbando but i respect you anon. god bless

No. 732437

>>732425
yes

i cannot remember the thread it was posted for the life of me, but i do remember it, enough for the cap collection

No. 732438

>>732437

It sounds like confessions thread material. But i need to find it now to archive it in owncaps kek

No. 732441

>>732437
>>732438
It was in a previous dumb ass shit thread

No. 732443

>>732410
same, my nails can grow pretty long and be healthy but nothing upsets me more than when one breaks and i have one rough looking short nail and nine that look like acrylics. i have to at least file them down so i don't look insane and lose my power in the process

No. 732447

>>732408
My suggestions:

Borzoi House: Finn Anon, Antifujo anon, Pitbull anon (they are dogs, duh), maybe Anorectal Violence anon as an eunuch

Komaeda House: Discharge is a given, Epstein chan, Neetlita/roomie anon, the Lamp Yummy Cummies anon, maybe necessary 4speed anon or whatever the handle was, unironic kinnies

No. 732448

>>732441

How far back was it months or years wise?

No. 732450

File: 1612693175004.jpg (48.11 KB, 600x627, 4e03aa8f951b8c72d85de3896bcf67…)

>>732448
here's the thread it was in, >>>/ot/590016
>>732443
Damn I wish I could relate but I just meant false nails lmao. My natural nails are already bitten to hell so I always wear super long acrylic/polygel nails to compensate. They're around the length of pic rel right now, so I guess it's not too bad

No. 732451

File: 1612693266293.png (46.98 KB, 1164x278, her mind....PNG)

>>732450
samefag, the post before the madness

No. 732452

File: 1612693289136.jpg (49.02 KB, 637x358, steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net…)

i keep seeing the yakuza font everywhere and it amuses me all the time. yesterday i was out with my mom and i saw it on a poster for a shoe sale and my mom didn't understand why i was giggling

No. 732454

>>732450
oh that's not bad, mine are about that length and shape as well! (except for the fucked up short nail lol) also as fun as it is to have good nail growth the negative side of it is that my toenails grow really fast too and i CONSTANTLY have to clip them or else they start catching on shit within a week and it gets old

>>732451
holy fucking shit

No. 732458

>>732455
the image won't load for me. ass annihilator.PNG is too powerful

No. 732459

File: 1612693643370.png (521.66 KB, 796x661, ass annihilator.PNG)

>>732451
Another samefag. I wonder if she still lurks? Diy dildo anon, show yourself queen.

No. 732460

>>732447
Forgot to add, the Lucy Lucy Lucy anon for house Borzoi as well

No. 732465

>>732459
this looks 1000x better then what I imagined based on that description LMAO

No. 732468

File: 1612695048334.jpg (7.72 KB, 300x168, téléchargement.jpg)

Just dreamed about being in elementary school I realized after that I was quite an extrovert with the right people, the bullying just made me an introvert that probably look like I'm on the spectrum

No. 732470

>>732468
the same shit happened to me, childhood trauma and longtime abuse stunted the fuck out of me socially but i got a lot better when i got my first job and branched out into "adulthood" so to speak

No. 732475

>>732459
still can't stop laughing at this…ngl I made diy dildos before in moments of desperation but only simple ones that took like 2 minutes of my time but the fact that she built a whole mounting contraption and Elon Musked her way to an orgasm…I CAN'T. I love you, diy dildo-anon, may God bless you, wherever you are

No. 732479

>>732475

>Elon musked her way to orgasm



DEAD

No. 732480

>>732475
What were your diys anon? Anything milky

I found that the curved handles of venus razors (obviously take off the blade), that ridge part, feels good on gspot its not a fill you up dildo but its a sensation one? Good for clit rubz too

No. 732497

No one won best troll? I know anorectal violence chan was a man, but there must have been other trolls right? Also why do the award results always take so long

No. 732498

File: 1612698477237.gif (7.26 MB, 1200x1200, 1612696635706 (1).gif)

>>732497
Samefag, what in the fucking HELL is this

No. 732502

>>732497
Anorectal anon appeared this year though, of course he wouldn't be in last year's awards

No. 732504

>>732498
is that null kiwifarms

No. 732505

>>732497
Borzoi and driverfag were up and tbh both won in my heart

No. 732508

>>732504
Yes thats Null

No. 732512

>>732502
Oh damn that's true. I just checked and the options were
>brittany venti (?)
>cameron in vicky shingles thread
>nobody is worthy
so I guess that's why.

No. 732517

>>732512

Basically it's respectively obvious that mod doesn't really like the troll posting of borzoi driverfags when they are truly decent trolls

also put up the Borzoi ot banner admin ur a coward

No. 732519

File: 1612699270013.jpg (118.57 KB, 479x476, SAVE_20210207_024110.jpg)

>>732408
I love our house.
This is the cloak all high priestess from the House of Driverism

>>732512
Oh, I forgot about Brittany, she even self posted once. Of she is eligible, I'd like to vote her for Borzoi house too or she could chose it herself since she's here anyway

No. 732521

>forgot my verb
All high priestesses wear*
Shit I pulled an all nighter so the retardation is at full force

No. 732522

>>732519

I feel they should wear a borzoi mask like how a plague doctor does? So they end up looking like anubis but for retards

No. 732530

File: 1612700595882.jpeg (19.2 KB, 320x320, EpFdaSDW8AEdAHu.jpeg)

a reminder

No. 732531

>>732530
does this apply to vidya men too?

No. 732532

>>732531
of course anon. he will blow your back out

No. 732546

This is so dumb and childish, but I'm kind of invested in my aidungeon worlds. I rped as a elf mage earlier, and I think my character has a orc bf now. I would have never expected this but honestly? I think he's kind of hot.
>tfw no orc bf with a huge dick
I think my old crush on Sandor Clegane has something to do with this attraction
>>732530
I knew Levi Ackerman wanted this ass

No. 732550

I was just about to fall asleep and my brain said "It's the nutshack" and I nearly had a fucking seizure

No. 732552

File: 1612703493579.jpg (40.83 KB, 720x756, FB_IMG_1612703416799.jpg)

Girl's night

No. 732555

>>732552
cute! what are these called?

No. 732556


No. 732559

>>732555
they are rex mice

No. 732561

File: 1612704206987.jpg (30.53 KB, 500x331, frillback-pigeon-1.jpg)

>>732555
Look at this curly pigeon

No. 732566

>>732530
My husbandos want to fuck me? Awesome!

No. 732567

>>732530
this is what actual feminism looks like

No. 732568

File: 1612704980241.jpg (100.85 KB, 500x500, tumblr_a2c6db5bed8ca9152d76add…)

why

No. 732571

>>732566
Everybody does, queen

No. 732597

>>732530
does this apply to 3dpd too

No. 732650

File: 1612714904779.jpg (25.85 KB, 769x216, Screenshot_20210207_171500.jpg)

what are we going to do about the twitterfag question, nonnies?
anyway this reminds of one time I was watching a youtuber review a book, she was criticizing it for presenting a sexual assault situation as normal and she said if this happened irl you should "call the police… actually no fuck the police call social services or something" actual brain worms

No. 732724

File: 1612721424331.jpg (19.79 KB, 370x600, 86717661_200302064683070_76906…)

>>732452
Nishiki is so damn hot

No. 732725

nothing compares to the pure pain and anguish of having a perfect gif to post and then the cruel gods rejecting it with ‘unknown file extension’

No. 732726

Literally at rock bottom cringe moment rn. Sendinf nudes to a scrote on TUMBLR!!!! I hate myself. Mental illness.

No. 732728

>>732724
god i want to fuck them both so bad

No. 732729

File: 1612722230256.jpg (226.61 KB, 1300x956, human-hand-spraying-water-with…)


No. 732734

This cute guy I hooked up with is really into me. But his last name is fucking COOMER

I can't risk it

No. 732735

File: 1612722529211.jpeg (11.16 KB, 194x260, boob.jpeg)

boobanons boobs made me horny. im sorry im just hypnotized by the female physique rn

No. 732736

I swear my laptop is trolling me and randomly readjusts the volume

No. 732739

>>732725
Fuck webp files!!! I can't believe I had to install a fuckin browser extension just to save gifs as gifs. The new internet sucks more every day. Condolences.

No. 732742

>>732739
what even is the point of webp files anyway? they are incompatible with many sites anyway

No. 732755

>>732742
I think they have a smaller file size, so websites that host billions of images use them to save on bandwidth. My tinfoil is that they're a way to crack down on people saving/sharing images though. I'll keep believing this until they become compatible like regular image file types.

No. 732763

I would really like to fuck a robot/android, but a few things bother me:
>they're room temp, not body temp
can be solved by an internal heating mechanism I guess
>no saliva
dry french kissing and, worst, eating me out with a dry mouth? ew. solution: needs some sort of lubricant installed in mouth
>no breath
no pleasant tingles from breath. at least it can go all in when eating out, no need to worry about breathing. would still like a solution like an air pump or something when I really want whispers in my ear

No. 732764

Got tortured by an entire day of sweatpants dick print and we didn’t even make out. God, I’m so damn horny.

No. 732796

I dreamt Oh Lucy Lucy Lucy got a surge in popularity because everyone here is listening to it, and that I saw it airing on MTV.

No. 732800

>>732763
Something that I end up thinking about a lot is just what kind of substance could they pour when they come? Is there something that won’t fuck up the ph of the vagina and such like cum does? Maybe something that could even help with such things would be nice.
And if you’re not into stuff like those, maybe they could pour some water based lube so it’s not bad for the skin, it could even be some nice, hypoallergenic cream, that would be nice, like It’s sex but your skin doesn’t end up all fucked up because of shit products nor shit male discharge.

No. 732803

>>732800
It never occurred to me that an android would orgasm. They have no feel, and no need to.

No. 732805

File: 1612729289350.gif (2.55 MB, 250x445, DesertedWanAlbacoretuna-size_r…)

>>732763
>can be solved by an internal heating mechanism I guess
need me some heating pack type dick you just pop and you just watch and feel it get hot and ready to go
>would still like a solution like an air pump or something when I really want whispers in my ear
maybe speaker in the esophagus with a hot-air fan down in the chest to get that kylo ren voice if you're a driverfan

No. 732806

>>732803
Samefag, it's just a pleasure machine.

No. 732809

A local store had a valentines offer on, one of those ones where you pick out a fancy main dish, two sides and then a whole cake for afterwards.. nice savings on the usual price too. I'm single but going to be eating well these next couple days.

No. 732817

This video always makes me laugh uncontrollably

No. 732865

>>732805
the fuck is this??

No. 732868

>>732865
It's a hot pack that's set off by that metal clicker causing an exothermic reaction. The stuff inside it is supersaturated sodium acetate that crystalizes and releases heat. You can reset and reuse the pack by boiling it, which melts the crystallization.

They're not very good though. I had a heart-shaped one I bought from a mall kiosk 10 years ago and it kinda sucked as a heat thingy, plus having a pot big enough to boil and reset the fucker was tedious.

No. 732874

File: 1612736313341.png (439.8 KB, 533x487, Screen Shot 2021-02-07 at 2.18…)

>>732552
>>732561
curly animals are supreme i don't make the rules

No. 732878

>>732568
oh my god so weird i think i have a friend who's friends with this girl. she's harmless but kinda annoying imo

>>732734
incredibly cursed

No. 732879

>>732868
technology connections fans rise up

No. 732888

>>732874
This is so cute but they must be so prone to matts

No. 732890

>>732764
rip anon but I wish I even had that. I would kill to see a dickprint irl at this point

No. 732893

>>732874
colon uppercase d

No. 732897

File: 1612737836232.jpg (844.43 KB, 2400x1600, 20130226_ACR_20192.jpg)

>>732888
i have curly hair and the same could be said about me tbh

more babies!!!

No. 732905

File: 1612739086144.jpeg (31.5 KB, 828x135, 5CC76C05-94CA-4983-BDE6-3C793D…)

drunk me is so based oh my

No. 732907

>>732905
I thought those were lyrics, kek

No. 732908

>>732905
how is that based? you sound like a regular ethot

No. 732918

Kinda bummed right now. I was supposed to be meeting an internet friend I've had for over 12 years this week. I was going to go stay with him and his girlfriend and we had a whole itinerary planned. I hope we can reschedule soon but who knows.

No. 732920

File: 1612740967564.jpg (48.25 KB, 790x593, 000_00001.jpg)

My new favourite thing to do is look through found images on the-eye.eu

No. 732921

>>732908
Right?
>blow my back out
Okay pnp

No. 732922

One time in elementary school I had a dream where I murdered my bully with a screwdriver and then I buried the screwdriver in the recess area ground. Dumb bitch, they are gonna find it!!

No. 732923

>>732922
Kek I hid a body in my own house in a dream. I'm stressed!

No. 732949

File: 1612744483647.jpg (35.01 KB, 735x648, c57c28d98b5f51178cf0b4d24d6926…)

>see a doll online with customization potential, I liked the head sculpt
>want.jpg
>It's like a super cheap doll, but it was never released in my country
>Find it on eBay second hand, it's cheap
>The shipping is more than 5x the price of the doll and is beyond unreasonable

No. 732954

File: 1612744803118.jpg (170.54 KB, 1600x1200, 09264282.jpg)

i can smell the twitter mongrels in the jeffree/shane dawson threads and the youtuber threads. disgusting.

No. 732968

File: 1612745856646.png (438.95 KB, 964x840, 1612689174537.png)

>>732954
Yeah I have noticed that a lot

Also can't believe this shit is on sale now lol

No. 732973

>>732949

holy shit fellow bjd fag hello.
Maybe message the seller?

No. 732978

>>732968
this is so funny to see because when this ugly ass collection came out i bought a couple of those conspiracy palettes to resell and they sold for $400 each. i wonder if the buyers are even still jeffree/shane stans kek

No. 732980

>>732978
His pallets always make no sense to me in terms of colors like the palette often doesn't even go together

No. 732982

>>732978
based scalper anon

No. 732983

>>732920

Post more

No. 732999

What if what if like you were a teacher IRL and then everytime someone does something bad you pull out your big ass red stamp that says (USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) ?

No. 733001

>>732999
I'm going to be starting a masters program for teaching soon and I probably would if I could get away with it.

No. 733009

File: 1612750810933.jpg (179.27 KB, 960x1785, 960x0.jpg)

Married or not, she seems gay to me

No. 733013

This girl I hate lurked on was married or in a serious relationship i don't remember but I remember she posted a stupid caption about her sitting in her car at his work and her car died because she left the keys in. Got bored and forget about her. Now she's obsessed with anime and posting cringy egirl style pics of herself with captions about waiting to find the right man when she's over 30 years old. Covid fucked people up. I don't want my spiral of desperation to be forever on the internet.

No. 733022

>>732999
Now I kind of want to try finding a job at a school, just so I can do this while teaching English, I could put [student has been put out to pasture] on their notebooks if they go full retard during class.
Sadly schools are still closed, maybe I could create some sort of stamp to post it when some students are not paying attention to the class meaning I could kick them out of it 40keks.

No. 733073

File: 1612755681077.jpeg (742.35 KB, 750x1149, 8C73827C-87EA-476A-A4B5-238C5F…)

no disrespect to the anon who posted this but this made me cringe so much

No. 733094

>>733073
Why you hating on the smart nonnie

No. 733111

>>733073
Idk honestly if someone gave me such a lengthy thoughtful response I'd be so happy

No. 733123

>>732973
I mean, I doubt I'd get anything out of it. Americans usually prioritize domestic shipping (understandable) and to be fair, it's a 1/4 scale doll so I understand it can get heavy/big, the box is also big
I just wish it was something that was released here, then I'd get a chance to find it second hand locally

No. 733126

File: 1612760753625.jpg (29.43 KB, 426x341, 9c0.jpg)

I usually don't get so horny reading fanfic, but whew lord aidungeoun is unexpectedly good at writing sexy stuff. Woo wee. God bless whatever anon brought it up.

No. 733145

>>733073
it's okay anon i'm autistic as hell

No. 733150

>>733126
Agree, making myself insert have sex with my faves and husbandos is great kek
I guess that I like the interactions, you feel more participative than just reading fanfics, but it's still kinda unpredictable so that's cool

No. 733163

My kneaded eraser stinks so much, what the hell. It smells like what I imagine toe cheese smells like

No. 733166

>>733163
Toe cheese smells like parmesan, anon. Now you know.

No. 733174

>>733166
nta, do you mean to tell me toe cheese is real

No. 733192

>>733174
Yes its just built up dead skin and shit found between toes or under nails

No. 733263

It's weird seeing anons here and people on Instagram going out and doing stuff when my country is still in lockdown

No. 733264

>>733192
Delete this. Ignorance is bliss.

No. 733271

>>733013
Yeah she sounds like such a stupid cunt she should have got married before she instantly became worthless the night before her 30th birthday and how dare she publicly like anime at her age what a fuckin whore
Let's hope your life is trad goals and stays that way anon, or however will you live with yourself

No. 733279

File: 1612774112236.jpg (45.75 KB, 640x612, d44ec16ce6a4e6aab155f0d98914c3…)

Waiting patiently for the psanon to edit the other members in their respective houses
love you psanon thanks for the laughs

No. 733316

File: 1612776090649.jpg (91.22 KB, 825x825, 4d2add6728add4335f8927b938bb11…)

can't believe this cute kurt cobain wannabe on yt is now going by she/they wtf

No. 733318

I need to get the fuck off lolcow my post history on here is so fucking cowish mods I promise I’m not this cringe irl

No. 733320


No. 733322

>>733320
i will no longer trust guys who wear nail polish. they're likely to troon out

No. 733329

>>733316
thats sad we are losing pretty boys to troonery

No. 733344

>>733318
literally same omfg. i'll have days of extreme manic cringe posting and then i think about how mods could potentially look at my like 5 years worth of post history (not that i'm the kind of sperg who'd ever do enough damage to get my post history revealed but it still hurts to think of everything i've ever said especially in like messy confession or vent threads) and it mortifies me and i go back to real life or just lurking for a while

No. 733350

>>733344
Doesn't your IP adress, thus your post history, reset once you turn off your router? Hasn't this been a necessity for you once in five years? Because if it was, you're probably safe, aren't you? lol

No. 733351

>>733344
To add on to the post above, sometimes your ip changes by itself. Idk what the term for it is called, but I've been banned before just to have the bans reset because my ip changed. It's happened twice (once this year and once last year), but I know my ip must have changed more than that.

No. 733352

>>733351
Samefag, it's called a dynamic ip!

No. 733353

>>733350
oh i've never heard of that thank fucking god. didn't know it had anything to do with routers, i just assumed they could see absolutely everything forever lol

although shit i've posted in the last few days alone is already at impressive levels of retarded so i still feel the need to apologize to mods for having to deal with people like me constantly

No. 733357

File: 1612779923287.jpg (265.83 KB, 736x1288, de34609fe9b5fce99cfb97384dfad4…)

I am craving so much a nice salad with avocado
And the ironic part is that I have this huge avocado tree on my backyard, and it's absolutely full with avocados, but obviously none are ripe
Gah it's such a tease

No. 733361

>>733357
holy shit this looks so good

i love those types of salads where there's little to no leafy greens and it's just chunks of the good stuff (kinda antipasto esque i guess), there's this one i used to get every time i was at the cheesecake factory with a ton of different veggies and cubes of like cheese and apples in it (it had beets too but i always asked for light or no beets bc i'm not into the gritty texture) i wish i could replicate it at home

No. 733390

When I see the lc discord milk, I realize maybe we are less autistic than them.

No. 733391

I have a deep fear of accidentally filiing out my own email when I sage and every time I open the email link when I click the name of a post I made my heart stops. I'm fucking retarded

No. 733397

>>733390
lol ikr, but it makes sense. As much as I might see a nice anon and think it could be cool to talk to them, I don't think they would be the type to get heavily involved in the lc discord. I think online group chats get cancerous quick though, so maybe I'm just biased.

No. 733400

>>733271
Kek anon, why are you mad? Watching a grown woman try to cope with her life changing after a break up by becoming a ethot pandering to scrotes online and wearing booty shorts with crop tops to go out with coworkers for dinner is sad cringe.

No. 733402

>>733357

I heard you can bake unripe avocados to kinda cheat a ripe consistency but I guess that's more for guacamole than salad


my favourite avo meal is fried guac on toast. you smoosh avo pieces on toast with big chunks of feta, really pack it in there, and then plop it avo-side down on a frying pan. it looks crazy but the feta melts and gets a crispy layer and avo kinda grills up too

once you can slide a spatula underneath and it all comes up in one piece you serve it up with a squeeze of lime juice, chef's kiss

No. 733458

I want to meet myself in person I want to understand indefinitely what I look like but I also think I'd die from shock. Wonder if identical twins get spooked often by the other

No. 733461

File: 1612789584603.jpg (148.63 KB, 736x981, 9dd314f0cf255f7b8aa22b1c46b75c…)

I want to watch a series based on this illustration

No. 733462

>>733461
So cool, who made it?

No. 733463

File: 1612789785997.jpg (354.01 KB, 1280x989, tumblr_nzgvv6bOci1rapo6do5_128…)

>>733461
This reminds me of those drawings of monster girls in college. I didn't even remember that I remembered these.

Link to all of the drawings
https://mollystanard.tumblr.com/post/135334020548/its-friday-night-at-%CF%86%CF%86%CF%86-here-they-are-all

No. 733464

>>733461
Is that vewn stuff?

No. 733473

File: 1612790572292.jpg (11.12 KB, 300x300, 87df2d8562bf96a7a7292753147ecc…)

>be me
>at work
>my job is to remind queue to move along in single file and social distance
>customers come up hand and in hand
>tell them
>"no but we came here together"
wow no shit I thought you just met five minutes ago in line, my bad

No. 733476

>>733464
nta
yes

No. 733477

>>733473
this happened several times by the way
>oh but she's my wife
>he's my friend
>we live together
idc if you're siamese twins I'll fucking cut you in half. SINGLE FILE QUEUE

No. 733484

>>733462
vewn. They make cool youtube animations too

No. 733501

Looking at the LC discord thread, to think I've actually considered joining lately… phew.
Also wasn't there anon on /ot/ claiming LC discord is too boring?

No. 733502

Since the thread was locked just now I'll just post it here

>>733494
Nef darling nobody here is jealous of your faggot tranny dick sucking boyfriend fucking your stinky 5th day unwashed vag. Plus he left you kek

Also why was it locked? Couldn't handle the stuff said there? eh. Better luck next time I guess

No. 733505

File: 1612792932725.png (2.61 KB, 489x27, Capture.PNG)

Damn lmao. No fun allowed.
>>733501
That was actually probably me and I only said that cause I only saw the surface. I didn't know about all of this mess

No. 733506

RIP lc discord cows thread, it was fun while it lasted. Anyone wanna tinfoil which one reported it? My bets are on p chan

No. 733511

>>733505
Ahah, damn, you've missed out then. Not fair the thread is locked, we should be allowed to make fun of everybody, locals included.

No. 733512

If you ever wanna hurt a scrote's feelings, go for the calves and BO

No. 733517

>>733505
Looks like it's unlocked now. Farmhands a mess.

No. 733526

>>733501
It's so boring that I was shocked someone made a thread on it. Also it seems like there's underaged dumbasses and scrotes. I wish there was a good 25+ women-only lolcow discord, but I guess it's inevitable they get infiltrated

No. 733528

>>733512
>calves
wtf? like, say that they're too small?

No. 733536

File: 1612796117286.jpg (429.04 KB, 1400x1976, 721528569e8808e9084522b729be88…)

Oat milk is so nasty, I hate everyone who hyped it up. I tried making a matcha latte with it and it was so blegh. The mouth feel of it is what ruins it. Almond milk is the way to go

No. 733539

>>733536
fuck you

No. 733540

>>733536
I've tried botj, and still dont knw what you mean by the mouthfeel of oat milk. Did you try unsweetened oat milk? Sweetened tastes way better to me.

No. 733542

> have an exam
> finish early and help classmates with questions on the groupchat
> read the question wrong and give one girl a wrong answer
> saw my mistake too late
> want to die
i talked to her and everything is fine but omg i want to die seriously

No. 733543

>>733536
bad taste in milks. best milks are hazelnut milk, cashew milk and oat milk

No. 733544

>>733540
the word mouthfeel has been ruined for me…

No. 733545

File: 1612796635910.png (180.42 KB, 392x548, Etr0qIZWYAEiYwu.png)

>>733539
>>733543
Fuck you too bithc! Pic is where people who like oat milk go.
>>733540
I got unsweetened vanilla Planet Oat milk, and idk how to describe the mouthfeel. I guess it's the starch from the oats? Idk. Maybe I'm too used to almond milk cause that's the only other plantmilk I drink, so the starch feels super obvious to me. Let me take another sip and see how I feel

No. 733546

>>733542
ehh, it was kind enough of you to give her answers in the first place, don't blame yourself too hard. You're always taking a risk when copying off of someone else.

No. 733548

File: 1612796712562.jpeg (54.9 KB, 314x314, 333CC08D-72E2-4858-AF18-DE6611…)

>>733536
>almond milk
Stop milking that meme, soy milk is definitely better, it’s amazing and doesn’t change the flavor of a delicious latte in the morning.

No. 733550

File: 1612796817556.png (9.32 KB, 454x520, C945B390-0905-40E1-A6DA-6D8DF2…)

>>733548
>soy milk is definitely better

No. 733552

File: 1612796931595.jpg (35.13 KB, 567x542, 2cec71161268a2ef69288b5a4a2105…)

>>733546
thanks nonnie, i know i shouldn't feel so bad but i feel like shit this is ridiculous

No. 733556

I wish I had a small group of women who want to make clothing, I set up my studio to be super efficient for it and have a ton of colourful materials that I personally won't use. I'm hoping to start teaching free classes once this pandemic lifts just to try and meet someone. I also knit and crochet like a madman and can make a ton of different garments in fingering weights and smaller. I just want to meet someone who is also into doing this boring shit. It's tough. A lot of the women I talk to are 40 or older, no problem at all with that but definitely some stylistic differences in fashion. Hopefully one day this won't feel so lonely. If you see some librarian-looking chick advertising for free lessons on the street corner one day, it's me.

No. 733557

>>733548
nta but sorry, soy milk is fucking gross.

No. 733559

File: 1612797247851.jpeg (103.38 KB, 959x640, A205FB75-E954-428C-B44D-D0CC28…)

After watching the Super Bowl last night, I’ve realized I find Tom Brady attractive and it pisses me off because he’s a generic white dude who I’m probably finding hot because of how much of a winner he is and his smile (maybe. I can’t even fully pinpoint what I like about his face. Maybe I’m trying cope)

goddamn milquetoast athletic white boy.
why am I this basic?
Fucker doesn’t even eat strawberries.
That should be an immediate turn off but yet it’s not.

No. 733567

>>733556
Please be my friend anon! I've had similar daydreams
I'm a beginner but I love sewing and knitting

No. 733569

>>733559
Nah I don't think that it's that bad. There's something attractive about people who are really good at a particular skill no matter what it is or even if they look "basic".

No. 733583

File: 1612799020425.jpg (112.55 KB, 351x351, V01003_dt.jpg)

>>733536
Thank god I'm not the only one. Oat milk tastes and feels like mucus to me. Pic related is the best alternative milk I've ever had but I have no idea what's in it

No. 733589

>>733548
soy milk always had a bittery aftertaste to me. but maybe it depends on the brand too

No. 733590

>>733583
That's pea milk sis.
Oat milk is superior but i also understand why some people dislike it, depends very much on how you consoom your milk. I mostly use it for coffee and tea, sometimes eat cereal.

No. 733599

>>733569
>no matter what it is
not if it's some dumb shit like playing minecraft

No. 733600

>>733590
it's soy…

No. 733615

>>733536
Almond milk is pig disgusting

No. 733617

I wish I was tallerrrr. 5’11” is my ideal height, but I’m two inches shy of it ugh

No. 733620

>>733600
Don't fucking look at me, anon

No. 733625

File: 1612801915507.jpg (20.18 KB, 600x510, tumblr_m1hfee3Fg81qjm55w.jpg)

i'm 4'9 with nearly flat tits and huge hips. i look like fucking grimace

No. 733628

>>733625
on the bright side, anon, grimace got a nice ass

No. 733630

The thought of having siblings is so wild to me. I genuinely can't imagine that. Idk what I would do if there were alternate versions of me walking around
>>733625
I bet you're beautiful anon! Embrace the thicc!
>t. another short girl with wide hips and small boobs

No. 733635

File: 1612802514168.png (532.02 KB, 827x827, EtWPyYmXIAACCPK.png)

It's just science

No. 733649

File: 1612803286510.gif (1.56 MB, 366x274, giphy (1).gif)

I dont care what vegans or milk haters say, full fat cows milk is the best milk and alternatives will never compare to the rich creamyness. My bones? Strong, your bones? Weak

No. 733651

>>733649
>I dont care what vegans or milk haters say
this is lactose intolerant erasure

No. 733654

File: 1612803521711.jpg (27.07 KB, 392x392, 77071_2.jpg)

>>733651
I'll make an exception to those who are lactose intolerant

No. 733657

File: 1612803760236.jpeg (38.37 KB, 640x356, 14406C62-FEBD-4767-B25C-C616B1…)

>>733635

unpopular opinion: pansexuals are the cringy ones please don't do bisexuality like this

No. 733663

>>733657
bisexual women are all cucks

No. 733664

>>733657
Ma'am that post was to appreciate the bisexuals

No. 733669

File: 1612805122719.jpg (59.51 KB, 728x725, 45082.jpg)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I want female friends so bad please God give me just one(1) female friend

No. 733673

>>733649
full fat milk is for full fat bitches.

No. 733687

>>733649
you go milk anon. no one irl agrees with me

No. 733723

File: 1612808510978.jpg (4.29 KB, 123x110, e.jpg)

I fucking love this lip shape. Its powerful. reminds me of the statue of liberty

No. 733724

>>733663

the ones that let their scrotes fuck other women cause "threesomes are so hot and you're bi and you're going to love it". yeah sure. but every sexuality gets cucked or copes with something in some way or the other who cares.

No. 733738

File: 1612810014228.jpg (136.32 KB, 540x696, image.jpg)

dakota koti uguu

No. 733751

>>733723
Yes, that's a good un

No. 733771

>>733599
lol as much as I wish that were true, the mcyt fans would strongly disagree

No. 733779

Bought my first ever pair of prescription sunglasses this shit rules

No. 733782

File: 1612813390164.jpg (39.82 KB, 900x900, im jared 19 and i never fuckin…)

WHY ARE MY EATING HABITS SO FUCKED AAAAAAAA I feel like everyone had a "how to eat like a normal person" class that I missed

No. 733798

File: 1612814663332.gif (26.44 KB, 250x239, e7a8ff13b5123052e5f7f29e3bbed5…)

Throwing this out to the Univere. Please let the gift for my sister's birthday be here in time. Thanks Universe.

No. 733823

File: 1612816468909.jpg (4.38 KB, 275x183, (2).jpg)


No. 733884

>>733669
Felt that during college

No. 733890

File: 1612819665724.jpeg (494.48 KB, 750x761, 1280F9AE-371B-4973-8136-737215…)

retarded repost im just very proud of this shitty edit

No. 733894

>>733890
It's actually well made, what did you make this with? T. Fellow shitposter

No. 733898

Kinda silly but there are two artists I've been following for ages, had no idea they even know each other; one of them participated in that hourly comic event happening last week in artsy social media and I realized they're actually dating, it's so cute.

No. 733902

>>733894
ibispaint lol

No. 733906

What the hell is going down in the unpopular opinions thread lmao. What is it about that thread that causes derails like every 3 days

No. 733910

>>733906
Probably because of the highly controversial opinions posted there? It’s tedious but hardly unexpected that the thread is a shitshow.

No. 733922

damn the lc discord thread is retarded
nobody here is high and mighty enough to warrant this infighting shit

No. 733927

>>733922
>nobody here is high and mighty enough to warrant this infighting shit
If they didn't want anyone to post about them then they could have just not acted retarded. Obviously we're gonna be interested in what farmers are saying

No. 733947

>>733922
I don't even understand any of the drama since I've never been in the lolcow discord, reading the caps I felt like I need to know at least two years of their soap opera discord backlog and study relationship charts to get the gist of what the fuck they're talking about. It's like those pitbull discord posters all over again.

No. 733959

>>733723
Why do I know these lips

No. 733964

>>733922
Not hard to be high and mighty when the person you’re making fun of is an unwashed neet oversharing all their deranged fetishes and mental illness. I imagine it’ll be over relatively soon.

No. 733969

>>733922
Considering they're adults talking about fetuses and /pol/ shit in public, I think some anons here might indeed be better than those people

No. 733976

>>733922
The level of retard in the discord is honestly surprising and i expected better from us

No. 733983

Did Samantha delete her discord?

No. 733999

>>733738
Bitch where

No. 734016

>>733959
Is it Paris Hilton?

No. 734022

>>733556
>>733567
what a coincidence, I've basically just started doing this with one of my best friends! she has a craft room in her house, makes and sells custom clothes and sews a lot. I've been reselling thrifted clothing forever and have always wanted to upcycle things into new pieces and maybe shift my brand towards reworked clothing, but never acted on it because i can’t sew for shit. the other night we hung out after a long time spent isolating due to covid and we had a full day where I brought huge bags of thrifted clothes and scrap fabric and we shared ideas of pieces we could deconstruct and put together into new things. I think we work well motivating each other and have a mutually beneficial knowledge of things, i’m super excited to get better at sewing so I can see what comes out of it! I want to invest in a sewing machine to make it easier though

sorry I know you haven’t found anyone to do this with yet but I hope that you’re able to eventually find your own circle of friends to make things with, i def recommend it. even back in art school when I had a small group of friends that I would hang out after ours in studios with and work on different paintings for different projects/ classes, it made things more fun while still being as productive as I would have been working alone. I’m such a loner typically that it's easy to forget the benefits of being social every now and then, but it's also hard to find like-minded people

No. 734055

>>733983
It seems, I think she took it down a few hours ago.

No. 734104

>>734055
>>733983
oh good i thought i got booted for a joke because shes an autist

No. 734110

>>734055
Damn, ok. I wonder why she closed it
>>734104
Same I thought she kicked me because she thought I was a bully or something

No. 734131

>>734110
maybe she had another srs emergency because she made a group announcement i forgot to screen because it was top kek she was like "GROUP ANNOUNCEMENT I AM NOT A LESBIAN NOT EVERYONE HERE IS A LESBIAN SO WHEN TALKING TO US DO NOT REFER TO US AS LESBIANS…." or something to that effect idk.. bipolar ii -chan i will miss u, ur my gf. Also I felt blessed to meet borzoi poster and driver poster in the discord it was like an anonymous celeb meet n greet

No. 734135

File: 1612830011749.png (245.95 KB, 480x360, lxLLOdJ.png)

Guys, I need an anon to save me from my fattie-chan self. I gained 10 pounds last year and had to buy new pairs of pants. Plz send some weight loss inspo.

P.s. I ate four tacos half a brownie and a slice of pie today

No. 734180

File: 1612832563681.jpeg (109.62 KB, 1500x844, 92626039-F7FF-40B4-B91E-6E6F4E…)

>>734135
I use MyFitnessPal for calorie counting and it’s helped me a ton. I use Shaynas thread on snow for inspo, good luck anon I believe in you!

No. 734192

I think because the sub is in its fall in Libra that is why Libra suns are deemed to be good at mixing with others and we recognise other Libra signs by how they show balance and nuance and understand different groups because our Libra sun/ego placement will always be overshadowed by other placements unless the sun is strongly aspected. Libras blend. Anyway is there any anons with strong Libra placements what are you like

No. 734193

File: 1612833410143.jpg (82.12 KB, 816x1500, 81Fjxr7QLWL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

Tried picrel for the first time today, I don't know why diet/zero calorie sodas have a penchant for tasting like gasoline or why I feel that way since I've never drank gasoline but it's dethroned Diet Coke and Coke Zero in my personal spot for "most gasoline-esque soda"

No. 734194

>>734192
That's nice and all, but Sagittarius supremacy.

No. 734197

>>734192
Every libra sun i have known is a skinwalking, though fun to party and gossip with, sack of unresolved issues and no backbone. They are always such hard workers so it’s very hard to absolutely hate them but can’t live with them.

No. 734198

>>734197
I'm angry because I have no reason to believe in zodiac but it's literally me, maybe except skinwalking.

No. 734202

>>734180
MyFitnessPal is also helpful for tracking nutrition. Super helpful app!

I pretty much stopped buying any unhealthy snacks at all. Can’t trust my fat ass to not eat a whole bag of pizza rolls in a sitting. It also helps to plan your meals out in advance so you don’t give into random cravings.

No. 734204

>>734198
Yea, astro bitches know shit

No. 734206

>>734192
I have zero placements in Libra actually. I'm a gemini sun pisces moon with over 50% of my placements in water signs and i guess that makes sense because i'm usually a sensitive little baby but then i go online and bitch in secret, in true gemini fashion

>inb4 a fun-hating anon comes in to say astrology is fake


maybe so but it's fun and accurate sometimes. who cares

No. 734208

>>734204
>>734206
mine is never accurate

No. 734211

>>734208
I’m not talking about daily horoscopes but houses and rising and shit like that, your sun doesn’t tell a lot actually but I am perfectly aware it sounds like some borderline religious bullshit and I respect people who do not buy into it!

No. 734214

>>734198
same lmao. Libra with Virgo ascendant and Sag moon if any astrofags want to call me out harder

No. 734215

I know more about my sims' families and personal relationships than people i know irl my family included

No. 734246

I can tell I’ve been watching too much Better Call Saul lately because I’m starting to crush on Bob Odenkirk

No. 734247

>>734246
I haven’t even watched it yet i can see the appeal, he has a fun voice too

No. 734257

>>734194
Im a Libra but my sagitarrius placements dominate my chart! I love being a sag but the heartbreak is too much!!

No. 734259

>>734214
I'm Libra sun, sag moon and virgo is my second most dominant sign. Personally I think sag moon is a wonderful placement but I do reckless things a lot. I think I got the bad parts of virgo and am just anxious about my bad behaviour.

No. 734266

So for instance if the sun represents ego and libra is the weakest sign for the sun, it makes sense that Libras tend to have several identity crises. The house the sun falls in probably represents were you'd have identity issues.

No. 734286

File: 1612844594939.jpg (64.73 KB, 660x830, stoja.jpg)

>>734016

Its a serbian turbo folk singer

No. 734313

>>733723
this makes me feel better about my lips, thanks anon
i'm an unfortunate balkanfag who's teased about my tranny lips daily because i don't look like an anglo tiktoker with a filter

No. 734318

File: 1612848876665.png (5.04 KB, 708x69, telephone by lady g and beyonc…)

Someone pls give me a link to whatever thread this happened in

No. 734320

>>734318
shitposting thread and vent thread

No. 734333

test

No. 734336

File: 1612850914271.jpg (81.15 KB, 1100x825, 5ebd479f3dac9a57e95de5b3.jpg)

I just had a dream where I fucked Garrett Watts. God I love this kind of kind and funny nerdy gentle guy with a beard so much. They're wonderful. 2 bad he's gay lol

No. 734362

>>734333
who are you anon and why do you keep making these posts every once in a while?

No. 734371

>>734362
I always assume it's
>admin doing some website shit
>someone checking if they are unbanned
>someone checking if their vpn has already been banned

No. 734382

I saw a guy with an ahegao shirt irl yesterday

No. 734384

>>734382
did you say something

No. 734385

>>734382
why are men

No. 734387

File: 1612857309715.jpg (29.91 KB, 194x194, Ahegao_Shirt_Sexy_Face_Anime_C…)

>>734384
no bc I was working, I laughed a bit when I saw him but with a mask on you can't really tell. He was talking to my coworker and actually seemed completely normal besides the fucking ahegao shirt lmao. It looked very similar to picrel, might even be the same one

No. 734393

>>734382
>>734387
i would have spit in his drink

No. 734395

File: 1612858279755.jpg (379.34 KB, 1302x1659, IMG_8925.jpg)

>>734387
You're a far more even-tempered woman than I could ever hope to be

No. 734400

shane is so gross, and garret is so cute

No. 734404

>>734400
Garrett >>>>>>
Also wow Shane is such a faggot for thinking Garrett's a sociopath what the fuck. Shane is projecting so hard

No. 734411

>>734404
the way shane talks about garret in front of him is so gross too.

No. 734412

File: 1612862136653.png (121.49 KB, 389x144, oghma.png)

I read a book in ESO yesterday about the importance of keeping a journal and I feel so compelled to write in a journal. Somehow, writing in a videogame and its mythology seems so much more real and compelling than real life mythology and texts. Maybe I am an autist but also maybe because it's written by modern people and not ancient people so it's more relatable. Maybe I am just being autistic again. Anyway I will buy a notebook and put a hard cover on it and write in my journal. (I'm a cheapskate so no money for a nice journal.)

No. 734420

I love my cream which first stops the skin on my face hurting, and then when I have a shower and put hot water on it the next morning gives me a pleasure/very mild pain face orgasm! thank you science.

No. 734421

>>734404
i just now finished an episode of Sweet Boys and have come to the realization that because Garrett is so insanely compassionate and genuine, Shane was projecting that shit on him so hard out of jealousy because he wanted to be the "eMpAth" so fucking bad

No. 734433

>>734412
This post is embarrassing and I hate you for making me read it. Get a job, stupid bitch.

No. 734434

>>734433
Ouch that's going in my journal as sick burn of the day

No. 734453

File: 1612869402551.jpg (87.07 KB, 500x370, tumblr_md31p3Q2eA1r6bz3x.jpg)

My old workplace is such a mess

- They tell me my last day was January 31st (you are required to have a termination period of at least 2 months in my country, and you can demand to not be required to be present during that time depending on the situation)
- Then they tell the employment agency that my last day was the January 1st
- The employer certificate says the January 7th
- They just sent me an "updated" version that says January 31st
- Same paper also says my last day was February 4th

No. 734466

I'm eating a pink lady apple haha I bit into it and now I'm sucking out the juice and pretending to be a vampire sat in the winter sun
This is the best, the only thing that ruins this moment is my dog watching me in a literal puddle of his own dribble
My big thick boy loves dem apples

No. 734474

>>734412
I hope you enjoy having a diary, it can be helpful for venting and it's also fun to look back on the old ones!

No. 734479

I took zinc supplement on an empty stomach and I want to die right now never make the same mistake as I did literally shitting my brains out right now

No. 734482

File: 1612871560676.jpg (77.88 KB, 640x637, 1610488682073.jpg)

Wake up horny, think about how nice it'd be to have a boyfriend, but only want hot boyfriend, even though I'm no hottie, but if I put up with their bullshit, they better be hot, feel bad for feeling shallow, then realize I don't want to even spend a second worrying about whether my pubic hair is prickly or not for a guy anyway. Robot husbands cannot be here soon enough.

No. 734483

>>734433
Where on the doll did the journal touch you anon?

>>734412
That's really cool! I hope you enjoy your journal journey anon. There was a thread on here a while ago about journaling and aesthetics, you might be able to find it in the catalogue for some inspiration if you're so inclined.
When you have a little money, I'd recommend getting a travellers journal, it's a refillable journal and the inserts are cheap if you get generic ones from Amazon, but the leather cover will get more distinguished with wear and use. I use the plain inserts and title them with a marker pen and fill the pages with writing in black biro. I stick in all kinds of shit with masking tape, leaves I like, gallery catalogues, business cards, newspaper clippings, Polaroids, etc. It gets nice and satisfyingly fat.
Also that quote resonates with me too, because it's true. Especially for women!

No. 734498

>>734474
>>734483
Thank you. I will definitely get a refillable notebook, I have one for school and it's the best. Your journal sounds so cool, I hope you find lots of pretty leaves on your next walk

No. 734503

Be careful what you wish for anons and don't be a retard like me. I hate my job and have been complaining about it relentlessly since I started but I might have contracted COVID (healthcare worker) and now I'm being forced to use PTO. I didn't want to go to work, but not like this

No. 734507

I feel like I cured my low libido by taking iron supplements

No. 734512

>>734507
Congrats! It's very likely, anemia makes you tired and sluggish, obviously your body woudlnt waste energy on being horny in that case.

No. 734517

>>734507
Wow i need to try this my libido is so low i have no desire

No. 734530

i don't believe detroit is a real place and while i'm at it puerto rico seems pretty fake too

No. 734535

Seeing my baby niece scoot around on her butt to get around is inspiring. She goes so fucking fast!

No. 734537

>>734530
My bestie and I think New Hampshire sounds fake. wtf is that name? and whats even there?

No. 734559

>>734530
puerto rico is so fake wtf. also moldova and bhutan.

No. 734571

>>734559
I know several Moldovans! It's a shithole apparently though that's why so many come here lol. Denmark is definitely fake though. Think about it, you hear about the Netherlands and Belgium pretty often, you hear about the other Nordic countries, but Denmark? When's the last time you heard about Denmark? What do you _really_ know about it?? Nothing, because it's made up

No. 734591

I follow the beautyguruchatter subreddit but I just unsubscribed. there are people freaking out about this youtuber traveling and they’re actually contacting the brands that sponsor her, I guess in efforts to cancel her? to make sure she isn’t sponsored? I don’t think she should be traveling but I think all those people are deranged for trying to report her esp when there are much richer people doing much worse

No. 734602

I will always think zane lowes name is gonzo and I will always think he is a trendy uncool bastard

No. 734608

I hate people who kill animals, my friend told me how her grandpa got into an argument with his neighbor and grandpa's dog killed the neighbor's rabbits because it saw the neighbor shouting at his owner and then the neighbor killed the dog. Why do animals have to suffer because of what stupid humans started. And I hate people who kill others' animals to spite them. What did the animal do to you. It's not just another possession. Also somebody shot my cat with an air rifle. He is fine but I want to suffocate somebody

No. 734609

I'm having nose surgery tomorrow (for breathing) and I have an irrational fear that they'll accidentally make my beautiful huge nose smaller. I love my big beak

No. 734614

>>734609
Is it for a deviated septum? They don't really remove anything, they mostly just rearrange. It won't decrease in size.

No. 734617

>>734614
Yeah! They're shaving it down as opposed to breaking it but I'm also getting turbinate reduction and some kind of stitches put in my nostril to reinforce it. Thank you anon, it's reassuring to hear

No. 734626

tfw when anorectal violence-kun did more for positive perception of anal sex among anons than Shayn, scrote propaganda and anal porn combined

No. 734635

>>734626
>implying shayna luther king isn’t the worlds most iconic activist in any and every topic, from anal leakage to racism

No. 734639

File: 1612886595331.png (413.31 KB, 600x525, 1592058491615.png)

>>734635
>shayna luther king
My fuckinh sides anon

No. 734640

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Don't you just love it when the package delivery driver claims you weren't home so he couldn't deliver your package

Even though you were home all day with your phone ready

So you have to go pick it up and try to carefully carry this seriously heavy and somewhat fragile package

In the snow

For 20 minutes

And up 3 floors without an elevator

With your joint issues

Because no motherfucker was available to help you and the service point don't hold your packages for very long

And now almost all your nails are broken as well because it was a struggle to hold the package as well because the outside was carefully wrapped with bubble wrap

No. 734646

I used to have blue eyes as child but they transitioned to a semi-dark green by the time I reached adulthood. I definitely prefer this green eye color, looks nice with my skin tone and natural hair color.

No. 734648

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>>734640
ANON THIS HAPPEN TO ME TOO I WAS WAITING FOR MY DUMB PACKAGE AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME JUST SAID LOL NO U WEREN'T THERE FUCK EVERYONE I WANT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AND THE CUSTOMER SHIT SUPPORT TOLD ME TO GET A REFUND BECAUSE I WAS THE PROBLEM???? WTF

No. 734653

>>733798
>>733823
Thanks anon your catapult worked with lightning speed, the gift arrived today. Thanks Universe.

No. 734655

>>734648
This must be how Karens are born, I can feel the seed of hatred inside of me grow.

No. 734656

>>734646
I think it's pretty common. A lot of babies have blue eyes, if I'm not mistaken. I was born with black hair, but it turned a dirty blonde around two. I think my mom switched toddlers, because I don't look like I'm half indigenous at all.

No. 734661

Most simps aren't lonely men who have been constantly rejected by evil women. Every single simp I knew had a long term girlfriend

No. 734679

Currently trying to figure out the best hot chocolate recipe, how do guys you like yours? Got any tips?

My dream is to become that one friend people go to for advice and a soul soothing cup of hot coco

No. 734684

im so annoyed, I love hate read reddit's gamingcirclejerk but now its full of trannies and shit. im tired of seeing that ugly ass flag.

No. 734689

i have a burning desire to play ffxiv during the daytime/in between school hours because i picked it up recently, but i feel like my bf is already thinking lesser of me for playing when i do.

not like i'm behind on school/work plus i do all the cooking and cleaning… he teases me for playing even though he was glued to cyberpunk for hours every day

No. 734690

Whenever an anon mentions that she has kids or is pregnant I feel a little bit of dread. I feel extremely concerned for anyone being raised by a farmer. Especially with how many of you guys are bpd-chans? shivers

No. 734695

>>734679
I can give you the recipe that makes me sleepy and ready for bed every time.

set either 2 1/2 cups of milk of your choice (i like oat the best) or the same measurements with half milk and half water to boil on high. When it comes to a boil, reduce to medium low put in:
2 to 4 tbsp of cocoa powder, depending on how rich you want the hot cocoa to be
1/2 tsp of cinnamon
1/2 tsp of allspice
1/2 tsp of star anise
(mix and match the spices, i sometimes add nutmeg or tea masala)
2-3 tsp sweetener of your choice + depending on whether using chocolate or not (honey works the best imo)
a moderately big pinch of salt
Optional: if you have a pure chocolate bar lying around, break as much of you like of that into the milk right after you reduce the heat to medium low, then whisk quickly and add the rest of the ingredients.
Another optional thing: whipped cream or marshmallows! I don't have the latter in my country, but if i really want a treat I beat up some cream and add it to my cup and drizzle some chocolate syrup or put some cocoa powder over it.
After everything is in, let it simmer on low heat.

That should be it! Enjoy your hot chocolate while it's the perfect season for it, nonnie!

No. 734696

>>734689
Anon do whatever you want!! I'm a teacher and I literally go play FF between classes while my bf plays Kenshi during meetings at his big advertising job. Imo as long as you're keeping up with your normal duties, it's fine to relax and indulge in ""immature"" fun hobbies.

>>734690
I understand when people make posts like this but I feel like they always assume the unhinged posters are representative of everyone who posts here. I don't think that's the case, I have met tons of normal mentally healthy people who shitpost on forums between work/school/parenting hours.

No. 734699

>>734689
Start roasting him and making little comments about him playing Cyberpunk

No. 734709

>>733402
nta but that sounds amazing, gonna buy some feta after work and try this for dinner

No. 734711

>>733402
>my favourite avo meal is fried guac on toast
I second >>734709, sounds so delicious. Does it have all the guacamole ingredients or is it just avocado and feta and that's it?

No. 734715

>>734679
Cashew milk + unsweetened cocoa + cinnamon + maple syrup + cornstarch + cayenne powder + nutmeg/allspice (optional)
+Vodka (also optional)

Makes me happy every time and it helps me lose weight

No. 734735

Guess what I just found out? The company that owns a shitton of porn sites including pornhub and brazzers is called MindGeek. But do you know what it USED to be called?

Manwin.

MANWIN.

Man.
Win.

For PORN.

No. 734736

>>734735
Im sorry but this is the kind of post that would get us mocked

No. 734739

>>734735
delete it, fat

No. 734741

>>734739
anon choose violence

No. 734743

>>734735
lmao delete this

No. 734749

>>734559
>>734530

i wish puerto rico wasn't real so i could stop feeling like a dumbass for constantly mixing their flag up with the cuban flag when my family is literally from cuba…. unfortunately it is a very real place

greenland and iceland always seemed fake to me. why tf would iceland be green and greenland be icy? although I guess that's a question for the stupid questions thread. i'll let iceland slide for now because then bjork would be fake too and i would hate that

No. 734750

>>734735
you still have 8 minutes to delete this queen

No. 734751

>>734735
why do anons hate this post? Is it because of the ugly reddit spacing?

No. 734758

>>734751
hating porn is good but post sounds like it was written by a boomer mom. also a weird tinfoily thing to be upset over, it's like the type who'd replace "amen" with "awomen" but seriously we already know mindgeek is bad.

No. 734760

>>734715
nta but how does it help you lose weight? The ingredients aren't super low calorie.

No. 734768

>>734760
Cayenne and cinnamon helps lose weight, on top of that cashew milk is only 25 calories. The only thing I can really think of that's bad in it and the chocolate and maybe syrup. All together the drink should probably only be 150 cal per serving if you don't completely drown it in syrup, chocolate and spices

No. 734772

File: 1612900026038.jpg (Spoiler Image, 284.33 KB, 2000x2000, 2250fb6.jpg)

Breast reductions are just people trying to hide their insecurities about getting a lift

No. 734774

>>734772
spoiler this ffs

No. 734775

>>734772
Spoiler this you fucking idiot, and also; no they're not

No. 734779

>>734772
Clearly you are either a scrote or have small titts. Main reason why most get reductions because of the pain it causes, aesthetic factor is almost never the main reason.

No. 734828

File: 1612902714205.jpeg (165.61 KB, 753x1280, 1611500436278.jpeg)

>>734735
oops I didn't realise my post would be taken so serious kek

No. 734845

I am a total plebeian, I don't know any of the things anons post in the grid making thread. Screw you and your cool mysterious tastes in media

No. 734857

>>734772
Why did her nipples get moved to such a weird place? It seems off.

No. 734864

Twitter accounts that are both kpop stans and white boy dominant sports fans are something else. There will be posts twittering about lyrics or posed pictures with cute hairdos then next someone threatening to piss his pants to the referee if he's not allowed a break.

No. 734877

>>734857
The new nipples look so tiny on her boobs, its uncanny lol. A-cup nipples on D-cup tits.

No. 734882

>>734772
Are you implant-anon again? Now women are also problematic if they do get surgery, but not in the way you like?

No. 734883

>>734857
Is it really a weird place? My nipples are placed like this naturally and I never felt like a freak for it

No. 734885

>>734883
I haven't seen that many tits I guess, kek. But mine and on most I've seen they're more to the the outer side than the middle of the breast. And like >>734877 pointed out, they're just not matching in size, they're not stretched out at all, just put on top like a cherry. I'm sure your nipples look normal.

No. 734887

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>>734857
Not an expert but the nipple placement is significant in how breast sagging is judged. That woman wanted to retain her big boobs, and ones that size are more likely to look saggy anyway so lifting the nipple up higher on the breast offsets it a little. Additionally will give her more time before she needs another lift, lol. Probably also a case of a bad surgeon copy/pasting ‘perfect’ nipples without considering how they will look in context, either by his/her own decision or not questioning the patients wishes.

No. 734899

>>734772
tfw my boobs look almost exactly like those on the left and i'm 21. You don't know what it's like living with these disgusting pancakes that failed to grow properly since 13 years old.

No. 734914

>>734887
A nonchalant grade 3 here goddamit it does piss me off though, not even 30 yet but then again, i can't be assed to get upsetti regretti over it

No. 734926

>>734887
that is fucking disgusting.

No. 734930

>>734887
can't tell whether i'm normal or pseudoptosis. either way i would never put myself through getting my nipples sliced and moved to each their own i fuckin guess

No. 734940

File: 1612911304820.png (123.19 KB, 281x281, 1541175866666.png)

>>734914
I'm no. 1 going into no. 2, and it surprises me it isn't worse since I yo-yo'd like 10-15 kilos multiple times between my teens and late twenties. I guess it's easier to not care much when I didn't really have much of a figure or beauty to lose in the first place. Poor beautiful people.

No. 734960

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I had this weird pit in my stomach all day long, but in a positive way? Like the type of anxiousness you get before a big trip or something like that
But I don't have anything happening for me right now, I don't get it
I hope it's a good sign lol

No. 734981

>>734960
Excitement? I get excited for no reason sometimes too.

No. 734992

>>734960
I feel the same right now. I'm going to feel bad tomorrow because the "positive" feeling is just a sign of delusions. I go through this every few days.

No. 734994

>>734981
I guess so?
To be honest I'm not really sure haha when I get excited I usually don't feel this anxious fluttery, I don't know how to explain. Imagine like talking to someone you have a crush on.

No. 734998

>>734992
Samefag >>734994 cause I didn't see your post
>delusions
What do you even mean, anon? How can it be a delusion if I don't even know the reason? I am sorry about your case, though, hope you don't feel bad tomorrow

No. 735012

kek

No. 735020

anons tell me to get out of bed and go brush my teeth

No. 735022

>>735020
anon stay in bed and dont brush your teeth

No. 735025

>>735020
Who tf actually ever gets out of bed ever and brushes their teeth like actually ever? So lame and not at all sexy

No. 735026

>>734998
I dunno. I become optimistic out of nowhere and start to make plans in my head, think about doing things tomorrow and then I realize that they're not practical.

No. 735030

>>735022
>>735025
sorry glownigs, you couldn’t stop this girlboss winning. teeth clean and conscience cleaner

No. 735040

>>734735
I don't even gaf anymore men are MOCKING us out in the open and it don't even matter. I stay noided, anons.

No. 735042

File: 1612918515668.jpg (12.96 KB, 326x284, Im sorry.jpg)

My husbando who doesn't know he's my husbando keeps publicly talking with this girl and me achey breaky heart can't take it. I said I would forget him because of my suspicions of him being a coomer anyway BUT I CAN'T

No. 735044

>>734749
I've been to Iceland and tbf it's more rocky than green

No. 735047

>>735042
Your huabando is a real person?

No. 735048

>>735042
make a 2d boy your husbando and you wont feel any pain

No. 735055

Just heard the hot guy from upstairs saying cute things to my cat in the window as if my crush for him wasn't already bad enough. Cuter even because my cat will interact with him but runs away if anyone else tries to approach him.

No. 735056

If I ever make a webcomic I'm sneaking in our board tan in every group scene / crowd

No. 735058

What do you call a latin husbando?
Jusbando.

No. 735062

>>735047
Yes for my crazy daydreaming. I don't know him in real life though

No. 735068

>>735056
I love this idea

No. 735072

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>>734899
Anon dw your boobs are beautiful I’m so sorry this bitch came in here and made any of you feel sad let me love you

No. 735092

>>735062
Is he an actor or musician?

>>735056
Yes

No. 735099

>>735055
this is adorable, i hope you guys have an accidental meetcute somehow involving your cat

>>735044
and once again i feel lied to about iceland

No. 735105

>>734899
I’m right there with you, it’s a huge insecurity for me

No. 735123

>>735092
Neither, a mangaka.

And this is the part where I crawl in a hole to die from embarrassment

No. 735134

As an Ex-Muslim you have no Idea how much retards caping for that dogshit religion make me seethe, It is the absolute worth peace of dog-shit religion on the planet, especially for women, the whole comment section is just libs and western "Muslims" talking about the evil Islamaphobes who say nasty things about the pedophile prophet, while I on other hand will literally get murdered by the state for leaving Islam in my country

No. 735143

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I wish we had 1 (one) pink pilled thread on this website

No. 735173

The only thing that makes me happy is watching light hearted womens movies made 1997-2007

No. 735174

Don't ask me why I want this fucking job. Why would I want this job? Because I need a fucking job to make money to exchange it for products and services. Like why the fuck else would I want the job? Because of my loooove for technology? To move fast and break things? To innovate some niche shitty thing that "changes the world"? Fuck you, fuck this stupid capitalistic dog eat dog world, fuck your shitty HR questions.

No. 735182

File: 1612931495079.png (349.16 KB, 469x465, imbrokebitch.PNG)

>>735174
It's true and you should say it.

No. 735184

>>735173
Sounds chill, what are your favs anon?

No. 735202

>>735184
She gets what she wants aka slap her shes french, pumpkin, anything with Cameron Diaz,sugar and spice

No. 735211

>>735134
Ex-muslim women rise up and tell these retards to shut the fuck up and sit down

No. 735212

File: 1612933887240.jpg (53.48 KB, 960x717, help me.jpg)

Kill me i need a cute gf to kill roaches for me i cant fucking do this

No. 735214

>>735212
Get a fly swat with an extra long handle and some advion gel babe

No. 735219

>>735212
What’s with them this year?
My brother got them too and he’s not really the slob type at all.
I thought people only got them in apartments and cities but we just live in a suburban town

No. 735230

>>735134
Did you convert to christianity?

No. 735231

I put oat milk in my mac and cheese and now it smells like fucking oat milk. I'm going to fucking vomit. I cannot do this.

No. 735232

>>735231
cover it in ketchup (or at least hot sauce)

No. 735263

File: 1612938812473.png (227.17 KB, 1080x1080, milk.cow.png)

I like making poems in generators sometimes. Heres some lc haikus I got. They don't make any sense, but I love then nonetheless.

Also, does anyone know what "apologies to [name]" means?

No. 735285

I just remembered the amount of times I would search up "girl's kissing" on youtube while I was a kid. I'm pretty sure the clips were from porn and they just cut out right before they would have sex. What the fuck was wrong with me and why was there porn on yt

No. 735294

>>735285
I was helping my mum with something on her computer when and found her YouTube search history included 'lesbian porn' lmao you aren't alone.

No. 735299

>>735285
Samefag, I was doing a little search to relive my childhood, and there really is a bunch of porn on yt oh my god? I saw a video of a girl humping a pillow, and a ladies full on coochie. That was for "scientific purposes" so I guess it's not porn but it's kinda crazy

No. 735309

>>735285
I am not even a lesbian or no, but when I was a kid, I got into this weird yt rabbit hole as well. I remember there was this one video from a JAV, with three girls kissing and licking each other. They even got to the point of one of them sucking toes. I watched it because I was curious, but in hindsight is a bit disturbing

No. 735319

The way charli d'amelio is treated and attacked for every tiny thing is giving me young britney spears vibes

No. 735321

File: 1612946032021.png (1.59 MB, 2878x1454, 78778.png)

Oddly fitting for that thread.

No. 735328

>>735319
Literally who

No. 735331

>>735285
Could be worse, there are 45 minute waxing videos on YT with vaginas open and exposed for the world to see.

That shit would show up on my college PCs and the thumbnail would be a vagina, I went to an art school and it makes me wonder who searched up that shit during school hours for it to show up

No. 735340

Kids in the Hall was horny and gay and influenced my sexuality. Sorry anons.

No. 735341

I wonder who is fucking Tim burton

No. 735348

I feel do free knowing I will kill myself in two years if thing dont improve. I feel so free. I'm gonna say and do what I want.

No. 735354

>>735341
Johnny Depp probably

No. 735365

I have for some reason started to feel ashamed that all my interests are super nerdy things, so I end up not talking about them unless it's someone I know is roughly on the same powerlevel as me. I feel like I'm going to made fun of for liking comics, roleplaying and video games if I talk to someone else about them.

No. 735374

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>>734453
I swear to god these motherfuckers are going to give me an aneurysm. Someone that had questions regarding the administrative parts of the company just called, because they have apparently not taken my contact information off the website despite giving me the boot all the way back in december.
Homeboy was at least really kind and gave me some supportive words and wished me the best of luck several times.

No. 735388

My crush liked and reposted something about how spanking someone (sexually) is the same as domestic abuse. Ma'am, I love you, but please do not post anymore stupid shit like that

No. 735391

>>735230
No, though I would rather be some sect of Christian then Muslim
>>735211
Oh anon don't know you that were all self hating minorities and that any Muslim woman doubting the Pedophile faith is all due to Islamaphobia

No. 735407

The thing I find most odd about my immortal is when Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Tara Way says people always ask her if she is related to Gerard Way and she answers "no, but I wish I was cause he's a major fucking hottie." Now if she is attracted to him, why would she want them to be related?

No. 735438

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>>735407
You misspelled the queen's name twice now!! It's ebony

No. 735439

>>735407
She has Tara in her name?

No. 735444

>>735407

oh my god, i never thought about that. everything about My Immortal is so fucking based. i didn't even notice that small detail! It's subtle but it's genius. i'm so glad you put this in my life, anon.

best saga of all time.

No. 735446

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>>735438
It's ENOBYYYY
>>735439
She has tara in her name when the author is angered by her friend trying to rewrite the story so she emphasizes the name Tara, because that's the author's name, to show that this is HER story not her editor friend's. Also sometimes other characters will call her Tara

No. 735447

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i think tasha would be a very interesting cow to follow if she posted more about her life. she’s genuinely bizarre and fascinating.

No. 735453

>>735447
I feel bad for her. But also she makes me want to make an unhinged tumblr blog

No. 735456

>>735447
I just want to know what happened? I followed her years ago when she wrote serious little anecdotes from her life. Forgot about tumblr for a couple years and came back to how she is now. The change from intellectual literary girl to whatever you’d call her now is jarring. I had to scroll back through her archive to figure out why I’d followed her in the first place.

No. 735467

>>735134
literally almost got disowned and murdered by my own father for leaving this dogshit religion. i remember watching this video of magdulien abaida (exmuslim activist from my country) taking about and literally quoting all the fucked up things in the quran and this audience full of retarded lib muslims just screaming and shitflinging because how dare anyone criticise their precious religion. fuck muslims, esp western ones.

No. 735469

>>735467
samefag found the video of anyone’s interested

No. 735487

tfw had a dream of my bf fingering me, you could say him being overworked and too tired to do anything sexual is getting to me haha

No. 735492

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I went to look for hex color codes and google has an interactive thing for it. Thank you google

No. 735500

I can't stop spelling "fire in Cairo" thanks to The Cure for a week now, I think it's an involuntary tick now.

No. 735504

>>735487

tfw slept with anons bf yesterday

No. 735515

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No. 735518

I am thankful for my taste in music. My life is like a cult classic movie simply because I provide the best soundtrack for myself.

No. 735519

>>735518
what kind of music do you listen to anon?

No. 735523

Very stupid and juvenile but I am mourning the fact that I will never find my dream boyfriend and it is because I'm sure he does not exist. No man can be like that and it pains me to accept it because he is just so perfect and in the future I will have to settle for someone who will never live up to my ideal babe.

No. 735524

>>735407
I was just thinking the same thing this morning anon
I mean she could have an incest thing but maybe she just wants them to have the same genetics so she could be hot like him? I agree though it's a thinker

No. 735525

>>735519
A variety.

No. 735529

>>735524
I think probably she wants to be related to have the same genetics as you said or she wants to be his wife. It's weird anyway but there's no point in overthinking a 14 year old's fanfiction
>>735523
Me too, but why would you have to settle for anyone? Just ignore everyone who doesn't live up to your standards. Relationships are optional anyway

No. 735530

>>735525
Post examples so we know you're not some tumblr user that posts "I may be a mess, have bad skin and failing grades but at least my taste in music is impeccable" and their taste is twenty one pilots

No. 735531

>>735530
Sucks you're going to have to think that.

No. 735532

That turn ons anon writing all that fanfiction, i wanna infight but i also am laughing so much

No. 735537

>>735531
You claimed to have such good taste in music then avoided answering an anon who was curious, naturally people are going to wonder about it kek

No. 735539

>>735537
I'm not sharing the bangers to the OST of my life its my intellectual property, stay pressed

No. 735540

>>735539

so it is twenty one pilots.

go off queen!

No. 735542

>>735537
Well, now anon's going to be bullied and nitpicked either way if she does post it, lmao. It's exactly what she didn't want to have happen, which is why she didn't share, and now there's no choice but to be petty and refuse. RIP.
Though, I guess she could've just not replied to the first anon asking what kind of music she listens to.

No. 735543

>>735525
damn anon, i just wanted to see if we had any music interests in common or if i could discover any new artists.

No. 735544

>>735518

me when i heard radiohead for the first time when i was 12.

No. 735546

>>735467
The thing people do not understand about Islam is that its flawed by its very theology, Muhammad ruled Mecca and Madina as an priest king whose sayings and commands were divine, Muslims will view that period of Muhammads rule as the Ideal society that every one else should strive for, it can't ever evolve, it can only ever go backwards
Muhammad himself was a horrendous human beings and Muslims will find a way to white wash his tyranny

No. 735548

>>735542

you don't have to white knight her, jesus. the first post was as cringy as a middle school journal entry.

No. 735550

>>735548
I'm not whiteknighting, I just thought the shit was funny, like something that'd happen in HS. That one girl who boasts about things, but gets shy/insecure really easily and tries to spin that insecurity into being "sassy" or something, but it just backfires.

No. 735552

YouTube keeps recommending me videos titled things like "Songs that sound super weirdly similar!", and I click on them genuinely interested, expecting it to be about songs made in completely different circumstances from completely different genres that just coincidentally sound similar or have similar tunes/melodies. But no, 99.9% of the time, the video is made by a zoomer who doesn't know what sampling is, or is just realizing for the first time that yes, basically all pop music sounds like other pop music.

No. 735557

>>735546
i kind of wish we had an exmuslim thread where we could talk about islamic history and quran and hadiths and our experiences but i know it would be extremely inactive

No. 735560

I wish I could follow some of you artists on lolcow. I don't know how to find nice artists with a small following and I don't know how to get followers who are only there so I can follow them back and like their photos. I know my art is good, I just wish I could find people who will appreciate it since it seems only fandom art or uwu soft kawaii illustrations get likes.

No. 735561

>>735557
Yeah, sadly there's only like, three of us. There's a subreddit for exmuslims but it's, y'know… reddit and a complete sausage party.

No. 735565

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this is fucking retarded but i can't stop thinking about it

the caption says: YOU'RE SHAMELESS! YOU RUINED THE BIRTHDAY! HE SAID HE HAD EXPERIENCE AND LOOK AT WHAT HE DID!

No. 735566


No. 735567

File: 1612970021340.png (259.72 KB, 640x464, tenor.png)

i stopped taking birth control and i went from never getting horny ever to being a horny monster 24/7

No. 735568

>>735566

tfw your life a cult classic movie

No. 735572

ahhhhh I hate covid. I'm supremely grateful to my housemates for letting me more or less sit at home shouting tunefully since I can't go in to uni to practice/for my classes, but it makes me feel so self-conscious.

No. 735585

Watching this scene from The Wiz genuinely brings me so much happiness every time I watch it. This movie has countless amazing scenes, but this one is my favorite. It is such a beautiful and well thought out sequence and the song is so amazing and catchy to me. The fact there are different outfits for each color and that this scene has a bunch of black models and dancers from that time makes it even better. I literally remember watching this for the first time as child and falling in love. I also love the scene part at gold where they walk like royal ancient Egyptians. And the little walking cameras are fucking adorable.

Anyway, just wanted to sperg about my favorite movie scene for a second. I'm gonna go rewatch this now lol.

No. 735598

I posted in the vent thread last week about how I was so frustrated going back and forth with my health insurance about getting my IUD replaced. I thought I was going to walk out without a replacement today because it was going to cost an arm and a leg but it turns out I misremembered which IUD I got and I’m not due for a replacement for the next 2 years! I go to a place that services mostly low income/no insurance patient so the cost of the procedure wouldn’t even be that expensive if it came down to me having to pay it and I’m eternally grateful I go to this place lol. I didn’t pick it because I figured it’s cheap, but they have really great doctors and basically accept every major insurance, so even if I change insurances I can still go here.

Now to see if I’ll get slapped with a bill for the pap smear I ended up getting since I was so long overdue for one lol.

No. 735602

>>735532
Which anon is that?

No. 735604

>>735532
Who? Don't let us with the mystery.

No. 735613

>>735604
nta, look in the turn-ons thread in /g/

No. 735614

>>735340
Me too anon. It was such a sexually charged show sometimes.

No. 735650

I haven't dated or had sex for eight years and I was happy with that decision until about half an hour ago. I am so unbelievably horny and desperate for a hug.

No. 735662

>>735532

i love that anon. a cow walking among us. queen shit

No. 735720

saw a very popular instagram account unironically defend 'neopronouns' and i feel distraught. don't want this shit going mainstream.

No. 735722

>>735365
Just be hot anon. Then all your nerdy interests are cool and interesting.

No. 735725

I unironically love pre-Trench twenty one pilots
>>735530
The fact you said twenty one pilots instead of 21 means you’re clique bitch don’t lie kek

No. 735752

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God I love stroopwafels.

No. 735755

>>735752
The large ones fresh made on the market are best hmm

No. 735758

>>735752
omg i literally just ate one, that's so funny. but i haven't had a truly good one since my aunt brought me back some from the netherlands last time she went.

No. 735787

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I fucking LOVE cats. I found a roach in my bathroom today and instead of having to chase it around half terrified like I usually do, I just put my cat in the bathroom and the job was done in minutes. Based little bloodthirsty fuzzball predators.

No. 735789

>>735787
Omg same! I just let my cat takes care of pest, he always notices when there's a roach in the room long before me. I just vacate the premise immediately and let him take care of it. My cat is genuinely more reliable than weak ass modern men who shit themselves at the sight of spiders. Also my cat smells good, has a fat ass and I love when he parks that thang in my lap.

No. 735795

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>>735787
>>735789
Guys you are genuinely freaking me out. What is with all the roaches posts on here???

No. 735813

>>735787
my cat just chases them around, bats at them, then gets bored. i'm so scared of the roaches and she doesn't do a damn thing

No. 735819

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One of my fav producer is a woman(popular mainstream female producers are rare in my country's ent industry). She was always tomboyish, and is obviously gay. She's been presenting more and more masc the past few years. As of right now, she still ids as a woman but I still wait with baited breath for the day she troons out.

No. 735824

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there's only one piece of fanfiction featuring my husbando (as a background character) on the entire internet and i’ve reread the bits with him like five times god i'm so embarrassed

pic unrelated.

No. 735835

>>735824
i do not like this fucking pic

No. 735845

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Just started my period and had to use my fucking disposable mask cus I had no pads
Fuck

No. 735851

>>735845
Girl wouldn't you normally just use toilet paper or smth…why a mask

No. 735854

>>733402
Just want this anon to know I tried this last night and pretty sure I fucked it up because it all came apart but it was still delicious

No. 735860

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>>735851
Wasn’t near a bathroom, it was like an emergency situation where I had to duck into an empty room shove it down there or it would bleed through my stupid ass grey leggings

No. 735865

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does anyone else just press tofu with their hands? fuck wasting paper towels

No. 735872

>>735865
Based environmentally conscious anon

No. 735873

I really don't understand those anons in meta asking to close this board lmao. Their argument basically boils down to "I don't like it so it shouldn't exist".

No. 735875

>>735341
I thought Tim Burton died…? Glad he's doing well though

No. 735876

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>>735865
I bought one of these

No. 735877

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Sometimes a girl just gotta only eat ice cream and sparkling water, it just do be like that sometimes

No. 735880

Nothing can hurt me while I reapply my lip gloss

No. 735881

>>735877
Bitch same, I caved and bought a pack of oreos today. Fuck wednesday. Cheers.

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No. 735889

>>735872
hell yeah

>>735876
I saw and want this but it's hard to justify when I have two good pressers right here lol

No. 735891

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>>735885
Protip: try it with ginger soda

No. 735898

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Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to serve my wife. Cook her meals, do her laundry, massage her after work, always clean the house. that’s exactly the wife I am gonna be. If she cheated on me I lacked something she needed and wanted & that's on me

No. 735903

I want to eat krispy kreme so bad but there aren’t any in my area

No. 735907

A guy in my class picked JKR and her TERF-saga portrayed in media as his topic of presentation, and I'm already waiting for the big coming out.

No. 735908

>>735898
Love yourself anon. People cheat because they want to, not because their partner is lacking anything.

No. 735914

>>735908
Anon it was just a joke lmao. It's a copypasta.

No. 735977

>>735824
Write your own with AIdungeon, nonnie

>>735835
Nobody does

No. 735989

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I lost a lot of weight this year and I was feeling pretty good about myself until just now when I was on all fours changing my bed and I noticed my stomach hanging down like a nasty ballsack of loose wrinkled skin. Fuck this gay earth.

No. 735996

>>735989
That's normal, anon. Congrats on your weight loss!
What you can do now is exercise your abs to tone your belly. You already lost weight so you can certainly do this

No. 736013

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No. 736014

>>735996
Thank you anon, that's nice of you. Gonna get a gym membership once the lockdown ends so I'll try your suggestions. I guess it could be a lot worse considering the amount I lost, and maybe it'll improve a little over time. Just wanna b cute is all.

No. 736028

>>735989
Damn, now you've got me scared. How many pounds did you lose? I plan to lose forty but I don't want saggy skin.

No. 736034

>>736013

stunning and brave trans queen

No. 736045

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I found this on a blog posted in the femdom thread and it's really funny to me, something about how over-the-top it is and it's weird to see those types of scrote rapey male power fantasy charts but reversed (even though I know this was also definitely made by a male). Kinda based

>>736034
kek

No. 736048

>>736028
75 but I'm tall, so YMMV if you're short.

Honestly I look the best I have in years (maybe the best I ever looked?) even with my stomach ballsack and the only time anyone else will see it is if they're actively fucking me, so don't let it put you off. It doesn't look any worse than the average mum tum if that helps.

No. 736127

I posted about my crush not even 24 hours ago because of something annoying but woooo weee that woman is so damn f i n e, I would lick her from her to fucking toe. She may think she's ugly but everyone with functioning eyes can see she's a hot ass butch bitch

No. 736130

>>736045
The Godlike capitalization makes this even worse than it already is lmao god it's so bad

No. 736161

>>735873
Probably got bullied on here or something

No. 736199

I’m constipated and I get dick tomorrow. All these fruits and probiotics aren’t doing shit.

No. 736209

God, the Armie shit in the celebricows thread is soooo boring. I’ve read more about this dumb ass scrote in the past few weeks than I’ve ever wanted to in my entire life. I need the LDR spergs to come back and derail about Lana’s jean shorts for 500 more posts, pls n thanks

No. 736214

Children have the dumbest fucking laughs lmao. The best thing to me is chilling in my room and suddenly hearing a younger relative laughing like a retard

No. 736227

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When the time comes which of these fags do you think is going to be the one to get canceled and for what?

No. 736233

>>736227
Dude on the left is my first guess. I want tall guy to stay in the clear forever but you can never be certain. Maybe baldy will have a scandal. (I can’t remember their names and I don’t care)

No. 736235

>>736233
samefag, I move my first guess to baldy completely. I dunno, I feel like he could pull some pervy shit and try and play it off cause he’s so uwu small

No. 736253

Dude who called me fat in college now has a wife who is heavier than I was. You love to see it

No. 736293

File: 1613030306307.gif (248.34 KB, 426x498, soon.gif)

I'm slowly turning my BF into an astrology fag. At first he just found it reasonably interesting hearing me talk about it and read through a few of the beginners books I had lying around (he reads pretty much everything though, so that's nothing special) but didn't believe in it himself. But now he knows most of his (and mine hehe) placements and some houses by heart and says that maaaaaaybe not all of this is bullshit. Just a bit more and I'll have him look up stuff and make connections himself, I know it~~~~

No. 736295

>>736227
hopefully all of them

No. 736335

Ever post something and have an anon come along, horribly misunderstand your whole post and then use woke twitter speak to tell you off about a point you weren't even making? Why do I attract em?

No. 736343

>>736335
I do all the time which is why I hate speaking in English

No. 736344

>>735989
it will take a couple of months but the skin will shrink back bit by bit! don't worry anon. congrats!

No. 736361

Another person's post reminded me of this, but one thing I kind of like is that, at any point, I could be replying to another anon that's said something very sweet or helpful to me before. A lot of times where I feel like responding really harshly to something just a little stupid, I try to stop, remember that they could be one of those nice anons, and chill out a little. Same goes for when someone responds with something really mean to me, it could be that nice anon having a rough day. I'm definitely still a total bitch sometimes but it does help reign most of it in.

No. 736367

I need to take passport photos soon and thinking about that has made me realise I've been intending to grow out my pixie cut for over a decade now. I knew it had been a few years but its over ten…

When will I just get some patience and let it outgrow the awkward point? This year? That'd be nice

No. 736379

>>736367
Do it while we're still supposed to be distancing, in six months you can get it shaped and it'll start to feel a lot less awkward and in a year you'll have a bob. I know the process sucks (grown a pixie out three times now) but God am I grateful for sticking with it. Keep on top of the back and it'll be okay! You can do it

No. 736381

>>736344
Aaa really?? I hope so very much! Thank you anon. Have you been through this too?

No. 736395

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME, RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM

No. 736396

>>736361
I think about this all the time too. I think some anons are nice. But also I just am harsher on imageboards. In turn, I try to be more empathetic when someone vents.

No. 736403

Last valentines day my local grocery store was handing out single red roses to female shoppers. Walking home with this rose in my hand I had some old guy scream over at me (I'm gay) asking about 'the lucky man'
and just being loud as fuck. I said nothing because my go-to with creeps is to blank them.

Just cringing after remembering that lol. Any excuse to force interaction

No. 736405

i ordered 400$ worth of jewellery (one pendant, a pair of earrings and two rings) and now i've just received an e-mail that states that my order was cancelled because the manufacturer doesn't export. boo

No. 736406

File: 1613046550854.jpg (51.54 KB, 828x1333, 1612698943358.jpg)

I still have no idea who this is or why that anon keeps posting this pic

No. 736407

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>>735989
Have you considered dermarolling? Obviously do research first as some people really disagree with it but I’ve seen amazing results. Pic rel is from Bubzbeauty’s video about it. I doubt yours is that severe (she had two pregnancies in quick succession and the babies were big) so your results could be even better.

No. 736412

File: 1613047337652.png (85.64 KB, 266x139, little_cumbrae.PNG)

so sad it was confirmed that AV anon is just a bog standard cumbrained scrote. I would have cheered them on had they just been some absolute stacy with severe autism and a heart of gold who genuinely cares about us and our anorectal wellbeing.

Recently I had even been seriously considering all the posted material, and whether ass stuff really is harmful even occasionally (as someone who sometimes is into it). Now I don't trust that the evidence isn't 100% cherrypicked and biased. He was already posting on a female board under false pretences, and nothing else matters to coomers if there's even a miniscule chance that their wank folder expansion project is threatened. I bet the real fetish is something even more retarded, like getting off to being able to influence what female strangers do in bed or whatever.

No. 736414

>>736407
Thanks for this anon, this gives me a lot of hope! My belly just looks a bit doughy when I'm stood up so maybe I'll have a normal stomach with time and minor intervention.
I tried dermarolling on my face before but I never thought about the body. I'll look her up!

No. 736444

i just want to put my fingers in his mouth and make him kiss my feet and step on his face a little and pull his gross hair and write lewd things on his body is that really too much to ask god

No. 736445

File: 1613052618707.gif (628.83 KB, 220x220, tenor.gif)

I fell down and broke my entire ass on ice this morning going into work but a cute coworker held my hand to help me into the building I count that as a win

No. 736446

>>736445
I hope it’s the beginning of your romcom romance

No. 736451

A woman that I've never met complimented me even though I'm sure she's by far prettier than me. I don't know why she did that. I wanted to tell her what I feel about her but she drove off in her car before my brain started working properly and I wish I asked her for a drink but that would have probably made the situation worse. What are the chances she's lesbian/bi and single? It was probably a nice remark and I'm overthinking yet here I am already daydreaming about the various scenarious in which we have our happily ever after. Just kill me.

No. 736453

>>736445
I thought this was footage of that snow shoveling shooting at first..

No. 736465

File: 1613055416119.jpeg (67.02 KB, 720x658, C4B8EB56-5D8D-42E5-A9C7-5FD453…)

lolcow farmers at male celeb who looks like basic bitch caca

No. 736467

>>736465
Literally just 99% of heterosexual women

No. 736471

I used exfoliating gloves in the bath yesterday, it's been a while since I used anything like that and I forgot how I tend to get weirdly itchy for about a day afterwards. Is that normal? I hope so. Maybe I'm going too ham with the gloves

No. 736472

>>736465
incels who think women are only after chadly men should see the unconventional male attractions thread

actually no nevermind i don't want them coming here and it's funnier to watch them seethe when they're so blatantly wrong

No. 736475

>>736471
Anon you need to moisturize!

No. 736486

>>736465
>Mads Mikkelsen

No. 736493

>>736465
Fucking true. What is with this shit??
Why do women love such ugly boring white men?
I'm white and I don't even like them.

No. 736495

>>736486
Mads Milkesen ain't cute but he's defintly in the "unconentional" looking category.

No. 736498

>>736465
the g-man is husbando 4 lyfe

No. 736543

>>732400
OP here, sorry for the late reply!

I do want to give Christianity another chance and I think there are a lot of good things to be learned about it, but I think a really big hurdle for me now is just that… believing that there is a God out there feels like believing that Santa is real. I feel like I'm more agnostic than an atheist, but I'm hesitant to just suddenly believe there is a God out there, it feels like I'm lying to myself lol. I think something that recently reintroduced Christianity into my life was watching KoreanEnglishman's side channel, where they're friends with a Reverend who makes frequent appearances on their channel and he makes Christianity feel more approachable and something worth looking into again. The very first video I watched was where he reacts to Billie Eilish (pls no bully bc I like her music) and I expected him to go on a tangent about how she's the child of Satan or something but I actually liked his very thought out response, and the way he brings a Christian view point into many other videos. This video in particularly really hit home for me, as someone who used to be very suicidal.

No. 736546

It's really cute how my bf covers his eyes when he sees me on lolcow and when I try to show him a post or a meme he is like "no I'm not supposed to know!!"

No. 736547

>>736493
you sound like a pick me. we get it, you’re not like the other girls

No. 736548

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No. 736563

A lot of my friends have been peaking recently and I love it. When they start with that "You know I respect trans people and all but…." and it just starts from there. And I didn't even have to say a word or brainwash them into my evil terven ideology, it's all on troons being crazy and causing it themselves.

No. 736564

>>736467
you say it like bi/lesbian women aren't into fucking trainwrecks ie most butches

No. 736568

>>735263
Those are all really famous haiku writers, especially Basho.

No. 736570

>>736564
I'd be disowned by my dad just to go fuck a hot butch. Might happen some day.

No. 736578

>>736472
Tbh it's pretty funny watching incels sperg about lookism essentially and then you see farmers posting the most crusty white man they can find in the /g/ threads.

No. 736582

I drew a picture of my boyfriend and myself for Valentines Day. He likes cute things so I drew it in a super-deformed style, but it looks so amateurish and cringy I'm considering not sending it to him even though I've worked hours on it. I know he'll really appreciate it no matter how bad it is, but I'm so self-conscious and embarrassed.

No. 736586

>>736547
You’re the one fucking ugly dudes, Penelope

No. 736588

>>736582
Don't give up on this idea! I'm sure even you after these few days until valentines pass will look at this picture more favorably. After you work on something for a long time it's hard to not be very critical. I'm sure he will love the present!

No. 736590

i can understand a ton of unconventional attractions but i draw the line at anybody with tiny teeth. sorry to people with lillee jean mouths but it’s so fucked up looking

No. 736606

>>736547
pickmes and nlogs are the ones who like ugly men anon
>>736564
butches are still more attractive than most men

No. 736672

>>736547
That hurt my feelings, bitch.
I bet you're one of those latinas who simps gay white men like Sam Smith while bitching about POC superiority

No. 736678

>>736547
>ugly men are ugly
>pickme
what?…

stop running this term down, it's going to lose the meaning

No. 736683

I love recognising fellow britbong anons by the way they type

No. 736688

>>736683
I always worry my Canadian spelling is gonna get me britbonged

No. 736691

One of my dogs is a pug mix, he literally won the genetic jackpot because he has the cute curly tail, the big eyes, and the stout little body, but his snout is actually normal and not a breathing abomination. I love him!!!!

No. 736695

>>736691
Awesome I am really happy for him and for you and for nature for righting man's mistakes

No. 736696

>>736672
i’m bwi’ish luv… here we just call latinxxaxoaox bitches spanish x

No. 736702

>>736691
What is he mixed with? Give him a kiss from me!

No. 736716

Last night I realized I have always been using some internet board or forum on an almost daily basis for the last 17 years of my life

No. 736718

I understand why older guys like cute younger women. I get that I feel the same way about younger men at times.

When I look at a cute younger man I'm just like "awe hes cute I wanna date him and cook him dinner". When men look at younger women they're thinking about how badly they can destroy their life and ruin them for other men. They're sick lol
They dont really like the girl they just want to ruin someone with their whole life a head of them.

No. 736720

>>736702
He's a rescue, so his lineage is a mystery to us! The only details we can pick out are pug. I would love to get him DNA tested one day. I wonder if there's at least one random 60lb dog breed mixed in there, since he's in the 30's.

Kisses received, he was very pleased!

No. 736722

There's a growing list of buzzwords now where if I read them in a post I just throw the whole post out as being bullshit that's not worth interating with.

No. 736724

>>736722
>interating
Samefag, let me add 'interating' to that list lol

No. 736734

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>>736718
I’m sure some do, but the most aren’t so…destructive so much as males are unbelievably entitled and every single last one of them has been told through tv, movies, celebs, culture etc that they deserve a young, beautiful woman. They see it as their prize for just existing as a Male

No. 736737

File: 1613076160365.png (51.81 KB, 572x1000, butthead.png)

I’m here for the sluts uhuhuh and to score yeah uhuhuh

No. 736744

File: 1613076546057.jpg (339.99 KB, 1280x720, wholesomeaf.jpg)

>>736543
Hey there anon, I also got reintroduced to Christianity this way. I encourage you to look for his channel (and his more active Instagram) where he does 60-second sermons, it's very uplifting and I find it very relevant on how to love others and gain confidence within yourself, religious or not.

I also found the Canterbury Cathedral to have really good 20-30min daily sermons. The morning ones are particularly good, the Dean relates the day to events in the past so it's pretty interesting if you're a history buff and he emphasizes being grateful for what you have and are given (thanksgiving). Also he has cats, pigs, and other animals join him often and he's pretty wholesome himself, so that's pretty cool.

No. 736745

>>736546
lol same, whenever he walks in on me typing a post he gets so embarrassed and does a 180

No. 736767

I opened up my ancient barren tumblr account again and posted a few paintings and one got 6 notes and somebody reblogged it. I feel so famous. Thank you my fans

No. 736781

>>736407
Is this really what a stomach can look like after births?

No. 736783

>>736407
>bubzbeauty
All of this just for her man to turn out as another cheating scrote

No. 736789

>>736547
let me guess you’re the adam driver anon that was spamming gifs of him yesterday

No. 736827

File: 1613082763629.gif (3.09 MB, 400x224, Joe_Weller_face.gif)

>>736789
That actually would be me and I don't even know what you nonnies are fighting about, kek

>driverfags are the scapegoat for every stupid thing in this albanian antique stamp collecting site

No. 736828

>>736781
She's a small person and had major bloat during her pregnancies where it looked like she was birthing twins each time. I don't think it would look this bad typically.

>>736783
Was this ever confirmed? I just assumed people were speculating, but did either of them ever insinuate this??

No. 736831

>>736472
It's too late, the unconventional attraction anons are already in /ot/

No. 736840

Just saw someone on the fucking neopets neoboards encouraging another user to make an onlyfans. I have no words

No. 736847

>>736840
lmao post caps

No. 736852

>>736840
I wanna see anon. I wanna HATE!

No. 736863

>>736548
Women need to be cancelled purely for their taste in men.

No. 736864

>>736840
Post screenshot. I need to see.

No. 736865

File: 1613084172292.jpg (27.3 KB, 550x412, the-glass-bathroom-that.jpg)

I hate hotels with glass bathrooms.
I don't want my partner to be staring at me while I take a massive shit.

No. 736867

>>736865
For the shower, I get it
But the latrine area too
Oh baby what is you doin

No. 736883

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>>736852
>>736847
>>736864
someone was asking for advice on what to do when you're broke

No. 736887

In unrehearsed conversations essentially anything that's not a presentation or interview I cannot make a point without making some emotional link to something else first. Like I will start to make a point and then give the person an autobiography of how this point came to be in my life and how I came to understanding and it's like, stfu and make the point if they don't follow they'll ask a question if they give a fuck lol. My god I'm insufferable

No. 736904

>>736883
Thanks anon I fuckingg hate it

No. 736938

>>736744
Thank you for the Caterbury Cathedral recommendation! I’ll definitely check them out. I follow Rev Chris on instagram but he doesn’t really pop up on my feed, I saw he put out a book recently though and I want to get a copy!

My being drawn to Christianity always feels a little weirdly fated. From following some family friends to sunday service as a kid (didn’t like it, it was really boring lol), to attending a youth thing when I visited some family overseas who happen to be the only Christians in the family, to heavily considering converting as a young teen, to studying abroad in Nagasaki which is where most Japanese Christians are concentrated (my host mother was a pastor and ran a church out of her home! I woke up to hymns on sundays), to rediscovering Christianity from Rev Chris. Maybe it’s just all a coincidence, maybe it’s fate, who knows! I think I’d really like to incorporate religion back into my life, even if it’s just listening to some sermons in the morning.

No. 737009

>>736938
My mom used to force me to go to church school (Baptist) because she wanted to instill values in me, even though she's not very religious herself, and I hated it lol. To be honest now I get why she tried.

No. 737015

>>736883
tbf this is on the newbies board and it's hard to tell when those freaks are taking the piss

No. 737031

Some guy told me my food smelled good but it had no smell

No. 737035

>>737031
What food is it? Maybe you just couldn't smell it because you had gotten used to it, kinda like when someone opens a soda or brings a coffee into the bus and suddenly it's all you can smell

No. 737038

>>737031
He's got the rona and is trying to fake a sense of smell

No. 737039

>>737035
A burrito bowl

No. 737041

>>737031
dont all feet smell

No. 737042

>>737039
Okay, I could imagine myself being able to smell that. Now this is a crucial question anon, where was this and how close was the alleged sniffer?

No. 737047

>>737042
At my works lunchroom and he was close enough to touch me.. the burrito bowl was kinda cold though

No. 737053

File: 1613097545780.jpg (452.42 KB, 1500x1500, il_fullxfull.776274127_1nps.jp…)

I wish men didn't exist so I could walk around braless/topless and/or wear revealing fashion without it causing problems.
To be honest, all men should just be blind. They don't deserve to look at women.

No. 737054

File: 1613097559396.gif (24.75 KB, 220x190, tenor (2).gif)

>>737047
My verdict: he most likely could smell it as I have been able to smell a straight out of fridge taco salad and I have a worse sense of smell than the average person or so I have been told.

No. 737067

>>737053
i wanna walk around with my titties out so muchhh

No. 737068

>>737031
food smells. i have bad smell in general but food is strong as fuck.

No. 737073

>>737053
Honestly same. When I'm home alone and can be naked I really value how I look and I posture more confidently. Men really all need to be visually impaired so women can bask in each others glory. Sick of men.

No. 737096

My boyfriend just got high as fuck and went on a rant about Adam Sandler movies that I've never seen, the Kiss band franchise and Christmas lights being "better when he was a kid". Holy shit it felt like it lasted an hour, I love his retarded takes on things I didn't ask about tho

No. 737099

>>737096
That genuinely sounds fun

No. 737101

>>737096
I mean he's right, I love my boyfriends random takes as well

No. 737106

I could never let a zoomer make me feel bad about being in my 30s, knowing they wear our used clothes they found at the good will that are from like 2006. Trying very hard to look like a knock off britney spears/paris hilton. Very ghetto.

No. 737115

If my parents had to have kids and do a half assed job at it they could have at least picked to have me raised some where interesting like nyc….you choose Michigan? Seriously?

No. 737121

>>737096
Anon you're so lucky your boyfriend talks, mine only says one word replies.

No. 737149

>>737121
Are you being ironic because my boyfriend often did this for a longtime and it was borderline abusive

No. 737151

I’m so fucking horny and angry I’m just gonna fucking explode holy fuck

No. 737152

>>737106
They think shit I wore in 2013 is retro they are an odd generation.

No. 737156

I'm so fucking tired of clicking on smut fanfic, beginning to read it, and then quickly finding out that the author put some trans bullshit in it. I don't want to imagine a neopenis or a neovag while im horny goddammit what the fuck. I mean its mostly my fault, I should read tags more thoroughly but GODDAMN

No. 737161

File: 1613107029358.png (3.29 KB, 283x33, gobble me swallow me.PNG)

God I haven't even finished s3 of AOT, but I'm so ready for the rest of the dub episodes of season 4 to come out to I can hear Sexy Ass Levi in english. Matt Mercer does not play a-fucking-round


Not ready for Sasha though

No. 737162

>>737149
Perhaps she’s referring to when he’s stoned, not that he always only gives one word replies 24/7.

No. 737167

>>737161
I only watched midway thru season 2 (it was airing and I just forgot it was) and a litter further than that in the manga.
I tried to take a peak at season 4 and I have no clue what’s going on. I just want Erwin Smith to shove his stump arm up my pussy but he’s dead as fuck now.

No. 737169

>>737167
typos galore, I’m retarded

No. 737171

>>735898
god Normani is perfect…

No. 737172

>>737162

Oh. God I’m pathetic,

No. 737173

File: 1613108534913.png (16.41 KB, 1142x89, image_2021-02-12_004303.png)

God I'm ashamed to say reading pic made me horny as hell. If you have a split tongue, pls reply AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

I literally just posted >>737161 but the pic describes me to a T right now

No. 737177

I too am horny right now and thinking about touching them tiddies of him-who-must-not-be-named
Can't even do anything about it cause I'm on my period

No. 737200

>>737177
komaeda? adm drver? yakuza guys?

No. 737217

File: 1613116091240.png (40.66 KB, 473x486, 0xcb3392c0b41.png)

I was feeding a troll on reddit out of boredom and he dm'd me after a bit saying he was sorry, he was just bored at work, and that he respected how funny my responses were, and for me to have a good rest of my day. This was literally minutes after calling me a bitch and a cunt.

No. 737222

>>737217
That's pretty wholesome for an internet interaction

No. 737303

>>737217
He tryna fucc

No. 737308

I haven't taken my ADHD medication regularly since mid 2020 because I'm a total shit and when I have rarely taken it, it's been a third of my dose or such. I'm so unadjusted to my actual dosage.

My morning is at a complete standstill so I've just "dropped" a full capsule for the first time in months hold onto your butts here we go

No. 737309

reee my sciatic nerve is acting up again and my leg is being a little bitch. boohoo, does the blanket hurt you? oh, are we not going to walk today? you can't regulate your own temperature? sort your shit OUT i'm sick of this! last night i kept getting woken up by huge spasms in my leg and arse and now i am in a Bad Mood. i just want this nerve shit to heal.

No. 737319

>>737308
I’ve buckled my seat belt and I’m not even on this ride. Good luck, anon. Drink water!

No. 737331

>>737303
I assumed so too but I replied with something generic like "yeah you have a good day too thanks for entertaining me" and he has not replied since.

No. 737337

What the fuckkkkkkk! I just saw the gore posted jesus fucking christ

No. 737340

>>737337
It's probably fake, but friendly reminder that you can hide thread pics

No. 737343

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>>737337
Why do scrotes have gore pics saved? 4chan did numbers on destroying the male brain

No. 737344

>>737340
No way it's fake, they also posted it on snow and pt

No. 737346

>>737337

only scrotes do shit like this of spamming their core pics cause "EDGY". i fucking hate that guy. "ohhhh theres an imageboard for girls???????? im such a troll im gonna post gore on there hahahahahah". dude get a fucking job or kys

No. 737347

File: 1613128033488.png (392.16 KB, 491x491, get him iut.png)

>>737337
same anon. this made me wonder if im more sensitive to others to that shit or if ive just seen weirdos on the internet for too long.

No. 737348

>>737347
I'm sensitive to it even though I come across it unwillingly. God I hate that shit

No. 737349

>>737347
The gore made my heart jump and ruined my day.

No. 737350

>>737346
>"ohhhh theres an imageboard for girls???????? im such a troll im gonna post gore on there hahahahahah"
Seriously, his monkey brain literally thinks "girl imageboard? GIRL gore"

No. 737351

>>737337
Thanks so much for the warning anon! I just woke up and I would NOT like to see that

No. 737352

>>737346
I'm more grossed out by the scrote than the gore itself. I cannot fathom being that pathetic lmao and it's so stereotypical
>girls?? on the internet? not pandering to me?
>better invest time and energy into bothering them for a short period of time because otherwise they would never give my existence a second thought and any female attention is life changing for me

No. 737353

File: 1613128586003.jpeg (1.78 MB, 4032x3024, DC0D4743-D99F-4413-A65F-2E68E2…)

Here’s a pic to cleanse your eyes anons

No. 737354

>>737347
The snow one I could stand to report but the /pt/ catalog made me straight up gag, I feel bad farmhands have to see shit like this all the time

No. 737358

Wow you pasted gore on the female imageboard, your dad will definitely respect you now

No. 737362

>>737343
Because they're BIG BOYS and TOUGH and acting like psychopaths is COOL and will get them respect and pussy apparently. Man strong violent and COOL ooga booga

No. 737363

>>737337
The faggot that posted gore should just kill himself already, he’s a waste of resources, time, space and oxygen.
If those retards were really edgy, they would post their or their dads’ credit card information like real men so they could be of use for once.

No. 737364

>>737156
I feel this. The last time I tried to read fic for a m/m ship (in b4 fujo) there was so much mpreg and tranny shit to wade through. If you’re that obsessed with pregnancy and PIV, why not just write a fucking hetero couple?

No. 737366

File: 1613130871031.jpg (41 KB, 275x269, 1601302233676.jpg)

>>737354
thanks for the warning anon, i only saw the snow ones before i came here to post about it

its so uninspired, males think they're facts and logic mastermind strategists but can't do anything more than obviously be scrotes or post gore/cp

the funniest is when they try to roleplay as hysterical evil women on ot or g, then use it to justify their women are evil rhetoric thinking they're deep cover 200000 IQ

No. 737369

File: 1613131292405.jpg (41.42 KB, 630x630, 2198983_1.jpg)

I don't care If I get made fun of for being a zoomer, I fucking despise millennials for creating the word "adulting". Fuck you. It is on the same tier as Live Laugh Love, and those corny t shirts with some kind of stupid line about how essential coffee is.

No. 737371

>>737366
Jesus it looks like the monster from Stranger Things. I can't even tell what the hell is going on in that image.

No. 737372

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>>737369
Samefag, respectfully, if you wear shit like this I hope you get spit on

No. 737374

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>>737053
>To be honest, all men should just be blind. They don't deserve to look at women
preach

No. 737384

>>737369
The woman behind the glass checking me in to my first appointment with my new psychiatrist yesterday had a mug that said, "I can't adult today…" and I wanted to kill myself right there instead of in the shrine to Angela from The Office that I built

No. 737388

Isn't it crazy how we can love fictional characters who are terrible people and do bad things? If they were real we would hate them of course, but because they're imaginary we can love and even worship them with no problem. I've always found that fascinating.

No. 737390

>>737349
The sad thing is that's exactly what they want. Don't let this gross shit kill your vibe. Gross scrotes are seething we have our own place on the net and want to ruin it for us. Probably also ~take revenge on roasties~ for not fucking their pimply asses.

No. 737391

File: 1613134868667.gif (2.4 MB, 340x192, tenor (4).gif)

>>737388
>if they were real we would hate them
Depends on their crimes and how good they appeal to a certain group. Bad people can have tons of admirers if they play their power right.

No. 737396

>>737200
Super late but yeah, the only one that you censored lol (I don't think Komaeda has tiddies, does he?)
nice >>>/m/127145

No. 737398

I think bras are comfy. I don't wear them very often and only own a couple, but they're honestly just very nice to wear. They only feel uncomfortable when I start slouching.

No. 737401

>>737398
i agree. most women who say they're uncomfy are just wearing the wrong size

No. 737403

>>737401
It's funny you say this cause one of my titties gets some spillage lmao. That probably has more to do with how I adjusted it though

No. 737414

I came across this person’s video about quentin reviews and hontra, but then I watched the rest of their videos and holy shit this person is like a weird amalgamation of a pick-me centrist conservative fakeboi it’s so fucking hilarious

No. 737419

>>737414
She has a video about Karens so that's good.

No. 737436

I'm agnostic, but Ms. Yolanda Adams was not fucking playing when she made Victory. I heard it again for the first time in years and my dopamine went up by a 1000

No. 737441

>>737401
That was the case for me for sure, when I got my actual size nailed down recently it was a game changer. Wearing bras is never uncomfortable anymore

No. 737449

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I love Kate Bush and her music so so so much, I can't contain it. If i listen to any of her stuff I haven't heard yet it's guaranteed that I'm probably going to put it on repeat. Her lyrics are so good, too, prettu sure she's a genius. She's so unique and weird and mystical and i AAAAAHHH!!!

No. 737450

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No. 737462

File: 1613143095361.jpg (80.53 KB, 667x1000, 29ab2fc34fbad6dcde19c6d6066fe1…)

I want all horror waifus from kotobukiya aaa (except maybe chucky)

No. 737465

File: 1613143519596.png (748.25 KB, 634x638, sailor_uranus.PNG)

I unironically think this one meme image of this Sailor Uranus cosplayer is so cute. She looks so perfect and I kind of have a crush on her.

No. 737469

File: 1613143867847.jpeg (177.78 KB, 1198x778, F3AD5F7A-A178-4A83-828C-711B2E…)

not even that woman next to that goblin can win, personality can only go so far we humans are visual beasts

No. 737477

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>>737462
same, i want the my little pony ones too

No. 737478

>>737469
Isn't that the guy that made a video about how life is being super ugly?

No. 737483

>>737477
I love her sooooo much, I've never wanted any figurines, but these pony ones and >>737462 these are so pretty and cute and lovely. I think I must face the fact that I am a loser weeb

No. 737485

>>737477
I hate the fashion for the pony ones but their faces are super cute so I am torn. I'd probably still get them if I had burner money because I was a big fan of mlp fim 10 years a go

No. 737486

Help me out with basic social cues pls.

A coworker of mine was hot on me (not in a gay way) at the start, but has been texting and replying to me less. But she was still chatting in a really friendly way at work, maybe she just wants us to be work friends? Anyway I was trying to wish her a good weekend and stuff before I left (she used to always seek me out for the same), she was walking about doing her stuff, so I was walking after her and was going to sak her her weekend plans and she said "haha, you're always following me around!".

This is a clear sign to stop trying to approach her, right? I feel like it's a hit to my dignity to say that. Personally I'd want to persevere because she used to go hard on being friends and I felt comfortable reciprocating. And my ego isn't so fragile and I'm not so petty in that regard, but from an objective point of view it's clearly a sign I should leave her alone, right?

No. 737487

I don't know who needs to hear this but there's more to 'dry humor' than a sitcom that takes place in a work setting and doesn't have a laugh track. The Office is not dry humor, neither is Parks and Rec or any of the like

No. 737488

>>737478
samefag but yeah, he made an update video a year ago about getting a girlfriend lmao

i love all “the boyz hold your head up king there’s hope for you” scrotes and the “I am not as shallow as those other girls” handmaidens making a parade in the comment section of that video
we must accept men like that or we would just be called shallow cunts. desperately trying to pull niceties out of their ass where there weren’t any to begin with, anyone with good social cues could see it and feel that they are all virtue signaling liars.

again no one can win

No. 737489

>>737486
I'd definitely think it's a subtle sign for you to keep your distance a bit more but at the same time I did meet some people who would just state things like that without trying to convey any hidden message…. social interactions can be tough.
Ultimately it's up to you but maybe it would be best to continue the same as if she said nothing and see if she says anything similar again, or maybe she doesn't and your friendship blossoms.

No. 737490

>>737486
Sounds like she just meant in a playful way, imo. If she's also seeking you out and trying to be friends with you then I would say you should keep reaching out to her. Otherwise it looks like a one-sided relationship and like you're not interested in being friends. I agree with the anon above who said to watch out if she says anything like that again though. Then I would take that as a sign to back off.
>>737488
Oh, good for him I guess. I don't necessarily mind people telling him to keep his head up, but the women talking about how they don't care about looks are cringy. If you really didn't care you wouldn't try to make yourself look better than other women lmao

No. 737495

I have the feeling that Drew Monson will troon out.

No. 737503

>>737495
Please shut up. I get that feeling too but I would be heartbroken.

No. 737505

Lillee Jean makes me physically sick. Like I'm genuinely nauseous when I see her face, I watched her live stream where she had this baby yoda filter on and I just felt so disgusting, seeing her makes me feel like I'm watching something inappropriate. She looks and behaves like a child, so seeing her squeeze her boobs and her ass has made me want to take a break from the internet. I genuinely cannot handle her specifically for some reason. I want to puke when I see her toddler teeth and sanpaku eyes.

No. 737516

>>737505
I agree. What is so off about her?
When I see her I get so confused because I think she's incredibly unattractive, but doesn't have many features that would be considered outright "ugly". She's like the ugliest plainest girl I've ever seen. I think its that she's so plain looking combined with her psychotic smile.

No. 737530

>>737505
Lmao you good? I get she’s ugly and weird but you need to step back and calm down. She looks and acts like a retard, not a child.

No. 737534

>>737401
I just dislike clothes that touch my tits in general even if they fit, actually worse if they're fitted. Feels like they're violating me or sth

No. 737540

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>>737495
doubt it tbh
checked his recent vid and he has a full out fucking beard and is wearing normal male clothes, looks like typical gay guy to me

No. 737543

File: 1613150145317.jpg (47.64 KB, 640x640, EOwPIY5W4AAxPeA.jpg)

>>737516
>>737505
same everything about her makes me cringe so hard but what takes the cake is her singing disney songs lmao personal tinfoil but i think she was molested or something autists or aspies dont act like her so odd.

No. 737556

>>737495
>>737503
>>737540
Are we all getting recommended the same videos?

I had this suspicion too but I've never seen him before I was recommended that video of Shane being mean to him.
But like >>737540 said, after checking his recent videos it doesn't look like he would. He's genuinely so cute, I would love to be his friend, he's just wholesome.

No. 737558

>>737543
I think what was mentioned earlier about her being childish wild trying to stuff her ass in a skin tight sexual outfit makes sense.
Its like watching a weird overgrown child try to be sexy, its wrong because they should have grown up by now but its even worse because they're trying to skip all the other facets of maturity and go straight to hedonistic coomerism.
She really reminds me of Venus Angelic, fucked up mom included.

No. 737612

>>737540
He’s not gay though, he’s only dated women from what I remember.

No. 737616

>>737495
troon out as in go full mtf or just putting they/them pronouns in bio? i cant see the first one happening but the second? unfortunately i can see that lol

No. 737633

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No. 737635

>>737633
please tell me this isn't real lol

No. 737636

>>737633
Somebody help her good lord

No. 737643

>>737633
looks kind of like shayna

No. 737645

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I hate this so much. Tumblr was literally just healing after the retards fucked off to Twitter.
There's no TikTok hate thread, so I can only post this here. Someone should really make one (I would, but I don't use the platform at all, so I can't contribute milk).

No. 737648

>>737645
there's one in /m/

No. 737654

>>737645
tumblr should figure out a way to make the site restricted to 18+ users (while still maintaining the porn ban) so that most tiktokkies are barred from making accounts on there

No. 737659

>>737645

>Instagram is dead so we have no where to post pretty pictures



is this girl retarded? if instagram was dead then facebook wouldn’t have bought it and neither would celebrities like Kylie Jenner have millions of active followers and likes (assuming they aren’t bots)

No. 737663

>>737645
fuck… shit.. fuck. and I just started enjoying myself on tumblr again.

No. 737671

>>737648
>>737645
Feed the farms the timtonk hate it deserves anon >>>/m/11941

No. 737752

I wish weed was legal in my country, I just wanna get baked and watch some stupid movies, but I don't wanna do it illegally (I wouldn't even know how)

No. 737769

Speaking of tumblr I made an account today and guess what I see on my brand new nobody followed yet default dashboard 5 posts down? Pornography of course. I reported it but I feel bad for snitching but also I shouldn't feel bad, they should have censored it somehow. I didn't want to see that. Disgusting
Also I hate tumblr 50% of the users are just reblogging and sharing other people's work and "curating" their "aesthetic". I really dislike that sort of thing. How can it be your aesthetic if nothing is yours

No. 737790

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>>737449
I've been obsessed with her my entire life and it gets worse every year </3 currently going through another red shoes on repeat phase

No. 737800

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>>737449
>>737790
I love her too, it kind of depresses me how talented she is lol. Everything she does is amazing.

No. 737802

I finally found a scrote who is taller than 5'9, showers everyday, doesnt share his unwanted opinions, doesnt try to rape me, doesnt neg me, isnt fat, goes to the gym, eats like an adult and texts me back within 30 minutes. This is sad that this is the bare minimum but most scrotes dont have this. Being straight is hell. I have flash backs thinking of the scrotes I've dated or fucked

No. 737804

>>737802
Samefag. Also he washes his ass and uses baby wipes after he shits. Hes really out doing himself.

No. 737808

>>737802
>>737804
Kek, the bar is quite literally on the floor. Grats on your Nigel though, anon.

No. 737810

>>737808
We have only been talking for a month so he can switch up on me. Men are so awful that all they need to do is be taller, keep their mouth shut, let the girl choose the music or movie, shower and they could be swimming in pussy.

No. 737815

File: 1613168716199.png (1.23 MB, 1232x748, huh.PNG)

I was browsing around I found Sv3rige, pic related, old music blog, like teenager old. You can tell it's him because the videos on his blog link to his channel. Nothing weir don it, but it's just weird a blog I stumbled upon randomly was owned by that guy. He also doesn't seem like the type to be into chiptune music?
>Electro Mixes: Electronic music, a lot of pop, synthpop, chiptune and some scene music.
>http://www.sv3rige.com/

No. 737817

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There's a certain type of art I just automatically assume is plagarized/traced.
Shit like pic related is a big example. Spirituality/psychedelic/nature aesthetic with the very clean lines, mushrooms, girls with big lips and fake lashes and their tits out. It's extremely generic, everything is blatantly copied from something else and it feels like it came from Pinterest.
It's the same as those "Live, Laugh, Love" decorations. So heavily duplicated and overdone that literally no one will ever know/care who made that particular style a "thing" first. I don't even think people should be mad when they find out it's copied. You should already know by looking at it.

No. 737828

my hair is growing back and it's so soft and all i can think about is fucking it up with bleach again

No. 737853

Having a celebrity crush is beyond stupid but I can't help, my heart goes doki doki when I see their interviews and shit

No. 737858

I am thankful for my trauma.

It’s helped me be an advocate for other people. I can relate to them in ways other can’t. Even when they’ve made mist-&3/c I forgive them and help them make changes to fix what they’ve done. Other people write them off

No. 737867

>>737319
Thank you sweet anon may hydration be upon thee, I wish I had remembered to check back and see your post because it's been 14 hours and I did in fact not drink water kek

No. 737883

I'm scared to have kids because I'm low key scared the guy will be a pedophile. It seems so many dads sexualize their daughters.

No. 737885

>>737769
>the users are just reblogging and sharing other people's work and "curating" their "aesthetic". I really dislike that sort of thing
I used to keep an aesthetic blog and it gave me a feeling similar to the pride of curating lots of really nice art prints on your bedroom wall. I enjoyed spending forever finding things that fitted in perfectly and flipping through my archives where I would only see the things I liked in a pleasing order. It was very satisfying like any hobby that involves collecting things.

Of course there are people use aesthetic blogs more casually to save things or people who enjoy making a game of growing their popularity, I'm sure everyone has their reason for keeping the blogs they do

No. 737890

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lmfao

hug me I’m scared

No. 737899

>>737769
> How can it be your aesthetic if nothing is yours
The overall aesthetic is what is theirs, not the individual components.

No. 737900

>>737149
No he’s not abusive, he’s a really empty brained Nigel who’s trying his best. Thanks for worrying though. I think it’s because of his loud oversharing sister that caused him to keep to himself.

No. 737938

>>737890
I don't have words for how terrifying this image is.

No. 737944

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>>737890
He will be trooning out by the end of 2022, mark my fucking words anons

No. 737945

>>737890
You think he’s having twin sisters?

No. 737946

File: 1613181719553.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1242x2208, 81DDBF17-AE4B-4866-9F47-C47C1A…)

I WANT TO HAVE MATCHING TAMAGOTCHIS WITH MY BFF.

No. 737949

the other bondrewdfucker anon needs to contract me, we're getting group therapy

No. 737951

>>737944
I love this pic so much it hurts

No. 737952

I was obsessed with a chara from a vn but as apparently he is a demisexual, panromantic, autist and now I am sad. Devs made him dirty for trying to appeal for the woke crowd

No. 737955

>>737946
awww this reminds me of when me and a friend would bring our tamagotchis to our call center job kek.

No. 737956

>>737946
i want a bff and tamagotchis.

No. 737969

Someone in another thread mentioned you need to start getting pap smears at like 21 and no thank you I will have the cancer instead, that shit is way too scary.

No. 737971

>>737952
Can you tell us who was the character? I'm actually curious.

No. 737975

I’m getting a waffle maker for my birthday and I’m so excited to make waffles!!

No. 737979

>>737969
Honestly same. But I swear pushing for pap smears is an American thing because my doctor never even mentioned it until I was in my late 20s, after over a decade of getting birth control. Even then it was just a passing suggestion, not something she really emphasized or insisted on.

I'm not actually sexually active despite the BC so I'll take the risk.

No. 737980

>>737969
I agree. In my case I can't even wear tampons, there's no way I'm getting that weird metal thing put inside me.

No. 737981

>>737975
It’s worth it, anon! You will love it, I know it’s the same mix for pancakes and waffles, but the texture of waffles makes even the plainest pancake mix taste like glory.

No. 737982

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>>737969
I had to look up how they work and what?? Satan’s fork in my vagina?? No thanks, wasn’t there an alternative way for that shit?

No. 737986

>>737979
You can get cervical cancer sans sex, in my country you get a letter to come get your first pap at 25. That shit might save your life and isn't so scary.

No. 737990

>>737982
It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It sucks, like, really, really badly but it's so important. Dying of cancer is worse than someone forking your puss once a year. I lost my aunt to ovarian cancer, so please anon, get checked. It could save your life.

No. 737997

Choosing to be a stay at home wife is stupid as fuck. It's only smart if you're doing it to save your own money and love some where rent free. You still need your own money to leave because scrotes will act up everytime they have power financially.

No. 738004

>>737969
I was once like you anon but I had to get a pap before having my tubes taken out (was apparently trying to skip a few steps kek). And… it was honestly nothing. I'd heard so many horror stories but the speculum just feels like firm but not hard pressure and I barely noticed when the doctor "scraped" me (which is too violent of a word, felt more like a dabbing sensation). I think it really depends on the doctor you have and if you're concerned you can ask if they can use the smallest size speculum. I did use tampons and had sex before then so that likely helped, I understand why it would be stressful if you've never had anything inside you before. But I think we mostly hear about the extreme and stressful cases and the majority of paps just never get brought up because they're uneventful.

No. 738006

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I want to drop out of college so I can sit on Levi Ackerman's face 24/7

No. 738009

>>737969
Check out /r/wedeservebetter
I had a traumatizing pap exam with a retarded doctor at Planned Parenthood that used three different speculums on me and insulted my vagina while I was crying. I basically felt raped

No. 738011

>>737997
Mothers get massively taken advantage of either way, either you work and STILL have to do the majority of the childcare/household management, or you don't work and are at a financial disadvantage. Plus, chances are the husband will assume you sit around all day and feel like his paycheque >>> everything you do.

I have my own money, investments and a great support system so I could be a SAHM and not worry too much about finances, but I could never tolerate the disrespect so many experience. I constantly hear that husbands think their wives do nothing but watch TV and chill out when they're actually run off their feet and never, ever get a break from domestic work.

No. 738012

File: 1613193016966.jpg (28.63 KB, 540x605, iDWLi1w.jpg)

There's this one Hispanic guy on Youtube who keeps posting his simp comments on female youtubers' videos and it's making me cringe so hard.

No one cares if you go around saying "Oh look at me, I'm a male feminist, I like the new She-ra and believe in cultural appropiation yadda yadda", I already have enough of your FeMiNiSt videos in spanish, I don't want to see more of you in English.

I swear, the "Not like other guys" crowd is going to drive me crazy, I'm not going to praise you just because you like a cartoon.

No. 738015

>>738009
>insulted my vagina
What did he say?

No. 738021

>>738015
She blamed having to use multiple speculums on my vagina for being "so big" and also pointed out a vein and moles on my labia in surprise/disgust. She was like "did you know you had these here? just letting you know.." like I've never looked at my own fucking vagina before? Which isn't even unusual looking, she was just a weirdo

No. 738023

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People were talking about rock being back in vogue, and then someone mentioned Machine Gun Kelly, so I went to check him out

Goddamn, I am so disappointed, his sound is so… Weak? Watered down?
I'm not even a super kvlt metalhead or whatever, I am mostly into hard and classic rock, so I was expecting something more like Greta Van Fleet or Wolfmother, I guess.

No. 738025

I want to ask anorectal violence-chan if he's Catholic. I bet he is. When I see a person full of sexual guilt causing them to do really fucking weird things, I always think they're Catholic.

No. 738029

>>738025
pshhhhhh anon shut up you'll summon him he lurks the threads

No. 738030

>>738025
He appeared in one thread (I think it was stupid questions?) a couple hours ago so, he might be lurking right now lmao. We'll see if he answers

No. 738031

Got curious and decided to read some wiki on danganronpa. This is some schizoid shit, can't grasp anything.

No. 738034

>>738031
Me either. The only thing I know is that there's some kind of investigation in the storyline, and watching those execution scenes videos on yt. I tried to watch Berleezy play it but not even he could make me get into it.

No. 738035

>>738033
i read some fanwiki of komaeda becase of komaeda anon and I honestly only understood that he has weird luck? Like awfully bad and good shit happens to him and he uh is uhhhh brainwashed by some tranny looking psycho bitch? For what? I shall never know

No. 738039

>>738035
>the title reflects the selected student's "luck" in being chosen to attend the prestigious academy's Main Course without necessarily having an extraordinary talent.
kek

No. 738043

>>738039
Is his hair part of the good or bad luck because this dude looks like a mop. I watched his death scene and shit was somehow very gross to me, I like horror and all that but something about the art style! Disgostang!!

No. 738044

>>738043
>>738039
What does Discharge-chan see in him

No. 738046

>>738044
I just would like to ask what she sees in him that she doesn't see in me

No. 738047

She even spoke about how she imagines his cock to be as a response to an Ad#m Dr*ver's cock copypasta, she really lusts after him a lot
I feel bad when she deleted her posts thirsting Komaeda, she shouldn't be shy

No. 738051

>>738047
She also posted her aidungeon rp with him once and then deleted it lol. I don't mean to make fun of her but I love Coma-chan so much

No. 738065

>>737530 no anon, I'm not good. How does her being retarded make this any better? Retards are often regressed to the point where they have the mentality of a child, so what's your point?

No. 738073

>>737505
Same, and I feel bad for saying this but I genuinely wish her death.

No. 738076

>>738073
Anon, what the fuck? Maybe it's time for you to take a break from this site

No. 738083

>>737752
Make a tinder profile and just write "just looking looking for a plug" with emoji

No. 738087

>>737969
I don’t understand this logic unless you plan not to seek any diagnosis/treatment if you got the cancer, and just let yourself die. In that case fair enough, if not then you would have to deal with a lot more interference with your vag than a 2 minute smear test. I struggle with vaginismus and hated the experience but it’s preferable over undiagnosed cancer.

In my country it’s only routinely done from age 25. I’ve seen too many news stories about younger women being ill and begging for a test, being denied and even dying as a result in some cases.

No. 738100

I hate my voice and my accent and that's the main thing stopping me from doing some videos that I wanna do. I am slowly trying to get over it, but it's just so annoying. I wish I was a native English speaker.

No. 738105

>>737952
i can relate to this, i used to be obsessed with this video game character until he was confirmed as a 'they/them agender'. the game wiki still refers to him as a he but the talk page is full of butthurt fakebois because of that

No. 738106

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No. 738111

Someone use another Levi thread pic

No. 738146

>>738076
nta but shut the fuck up(infighting)

No. 738148

>>738106
Bye bye husbando thread pic in ot

No. 738239

>>738111
fuck no



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