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No. 590040
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>>590030the mouse from bear in the big blue house
No. 590128
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Why are men so goddamn gross
Also what a coincidence that you guys were just talking about men on reddit being disgusting and I stumbled upon this in the Sopranos subreddit lol
No. 590164
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Sometimes, I just want to be a skeleton. Society is just one materialistic bunch clump together, it's about appearance, wealth, and very vanity driven every single time you have a look. Just be a skeleton, you don't have to worry about having bad skin, how your hair looks and you don't even have to think about what to wear in the morning. You're just bones…
Rattle rattle my dude.
No. 590169
>>590164tbf skeletons
do look cool.
I think I'm with you on this one, anon.
No. 590256
File: 1595716042974.jpeg (7.99 KB, 480x360, beady eyed looking mf.jpeg)
>>590253nvm, spoke too soon.
>>590040>tfw mixed up two different mouse puppets My bad
No. 590378
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I hate my protruding eyes. I look alright from the front but really weird and bulgy from the side. I’ve been reading up on looksmaxxing and I don’t know if obsessing over the small details of my face is the best for my health but I want to improve myself so bad
No. 590432
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The pull thread is so amazing right now. Who woulda thought the best milk of the year so far would be spilled in a non-cow board.
>>590378Tbh I feel like this could be fixed by balancing out the rest of the face to fit the eyes. For example, the lady in the pic could get chin fillers, jaw fillers, and forehead implants/fillers to enhance her profile and the eyes wouldn't be as noticeable.
Not saying you or her need ps btw. Just saying the areas around the eyes might be the issue, not the eyes itself No. 590472
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someone posted about these plushies in the toy thread in /m/ a while ago, and I can't stop thinking about them. I'm not even into toys or plushies, but these are so cute and pretty! I want one.
No. 590473
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I've avoided going to the beach for a very long time now. It's been like 12 years. I've been really insecure about my looks, even though I've gained some weight only recently, and before that I was perfectly fine. Also I'm a hairy cavewoman and I always worry that my skin doesn't look smooth and nice enough. I'm very pale and now I'm also unfit and have some visible cellulite. But I'm going on a vacation in few days and I'll be near the sea, so I decided to relax and just swim already. I just hope I won't get anxious when I'll be there. I realize that no one really cares about you and how do you look, but still… it's, like, something NEW for me, lol. And it's pretty ridiculous
No. 590507
>>590502Political lesbianism used to be a thing in the 70s I think. Some feminist groups argued that it is a choice which I
don't think it is. My guess is that most of these women were/are traumatised by men to the point of only wanting to interact with women or they were lesbian/bi without having realized it yet.
I don't want anything from men either but that doesn't mean we have to force ourselves to like the same sex.
No. 590514
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Oh my god Tutter is my spirit animal guys. Best thread pic, literally have a side by side of thread pic and me at the pool kek.
Also the current thread pic for Vent looks like me freshman/sophomore year of hs.
No. 590544
>>590521Oh I thought this was a bad takes thread, like op said
whatever
No. 590556
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>>590420Your doggy thinks the same thing about you, anon.
No. 590637
>>590475bruh are you me
i love my friends but none of them really make any effort to reach out to me, it's exhausting having to be the one who initiates every convo all the time
i guess that means they don't really care and i have to choose between shallow one-sided friendships or nothing at all kms
No. 590673
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In the past few days, I've been noticing one specific anon posting exact copies of posts from 4chan (particularly from, but not limited to, the FPH threads in /fit/) in various /snow/ threads. Same pictures, posted in the same order, with the text copied and pasted word for word, across multiple threads. At least, they seem to be copied from 4chan, but I haven't checked the timestamps so it's possible that someone's copying posts from here and posting them there.
It makes me wonder how many posts here weren't actually written out of a place of original thought or commentary, but were copied from another imageboard with the intent to bait someone into engaging with it. It's like the lolcow equivalent of searching "cringe pic" on Google Images and then posting what you find back-to-back on r/SuperCringeHilariousFunnyImagesSubreddit to farm karma, sustaining yourself on getting (You)s over content you didn't create, through posts that you have no intention to reply to.
I don't have any other comment to make on it, I just thought that was funny.
No. 590689
>>590673wow, screenshot it next time anon
This also makes me think what if we have a bigger population of scrotes than what we originally think we have? I assume lolcow is like 87% female, but what if it's more of a 70%?
No. 590714
>>590699I hope it happens, just so I can watch annoying SJWs try to browbeat non-white people to accept them, and get absolutely BTFO.
Imagine Kai from Minnesota, who found out she was a Korean twink trapped in the body of a chubby white girl when she watched a BTS music video, invading spaces like r/asianmasculinity and posting about Asian pride. It'll be fucking funny.
No. 590718
>>590699Seeing how this timeline has been turning into fullblown clownery in the past decade I don't have a hard time believing that this could become true. We already have white as snow middle class american teenagers claiming they're "POC" because their grandpa was a Mexican immigrant or black because they inherited curly hair from their great grandmother. I could see this movement happening after some influential figure is outed to be a race faker and they write some sob story about their transracialism and people start defending them and adopting the ideology.
However I also believe that the woke culture will collapse on itself in the 2020's. It's a rehash of the hippie movement in the 1960's, all you need is a new Manson family case to make headlines and people will be scared off for good. History repeats itself and goes in cycles all the time, nothing ever lasts.
No. 590725
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>>590689>screenshot it next time anonDecided to go ahead and screenshot the ones I immediately remembered. I apologize for my terrible MS Paint collaging skills.
>This also makes me think what if we have a bigger population of scrotes than what we originally think we have? I assume lolcow is like 87% female, but what if it's more of a 70%?Honestly? It seems to me that lolcow's male population is higher than we may expect (particularly the MtF troon population - lately I've seen more and more obvious /lgbt/ troon migrants getting called out) in the same way that 4chan's female population is higher than the male users expect, thanks to their age-old "women don't know how to imageboard" mantra.
No. 590739
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I was scrolling through youtube and saw this thumbnail, is it just me or does the troon from 100gecs look like that one incel kek
No. 590740
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>>590739pic related is the incel in question
No. 590766
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A few days ago I found this youtube channel that's almost entirely animations like this and I'm-
No. 590825
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I follow this wig shop on ig and really like their wigs, but man I fucking hate seeing this model of theirs lmao
No. 590874
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>>590825no woke points are worth associating with that
No. 590902
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This phone made me feel like a hacker
No. 590905
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Of course I bought this super bougie rich people ice cream as it was on sale and it is really good. Not too sweet, not too plain, it is perfect. I wish it tasted like shit so I wouldn’t tempted.
No. 590943
>>590938that sounds fucking terrible is your mom okay? like jesus she gave up some of the best years of her life for marriage and kids
you're normal anon, don't worry. i didn't have my first serious bf until i was 21. ffs my current bf didn't even lose his virginity until he was 27
No. 590985
>>590943What else are you supposed to do with those years? I'm from a pretty well-off family so I've gotten to travel all over the world ever since I was in elementary school. After you get a employable degree you might as well.
That's usually what people say they want to do at like 25 and I guess it's because they were stuck in one place all their life and feel like they have to "catch up".
No. 590994
>>590985Ntayrt but you do realize that women who do not come from well-off families and decide to have kids early don't get to travel the world, or even pursue a degree for lack of money that goes into raising their kids? You're talking from an extremely privileged perspective. Most people in their 20s are working jobs, wrangling independence, and traveling because most average people don't have a mom and dad who can give them those things just like that. They're balancing figuring out their lives with the last years of freedom they have sans marriage and kids because the typical person's life only becomes more restrictive and complicated after that. That's what these years are for.
You just sound bored with your life, and babies aren't solutions for boredom. Have you tried expensive hobbies yet?
No. 591010
>>590994It just sounds strange to me when people have this resentful competition between family life and personal materialism, when those kind of experiences for me are inherently tied to my family. And it's not like they just sent me the money, we went together and rather than a burden, it was quite useful to have me along as a translator for my grandparents.
Those experiences were wonderful and didn't shut each other out but it seems like some people have this attitude where even as a parent, they'd prefer to leave their family behind to "get away from it all" and that sounds horrible, my own childhood probably would have been horrible if my parents thought that.
No. 591016
>>590825What's their @? This wig looks nice ngl
>>591010I mean anon that's nice but not everyone has a family or life like that. Most people don't have well off families that can afford to take them on vacations at a young age. It makes more sense to do all of that fun crazy shit when you're young, cause when you have kids you have to sacrifice a lot of aspects of your life to take care of them.
Also, a lot of women don't get help taking care of their kids, even if they're married, so sometimes they do want to 'get away from them'. It's not leaving your family behind, it's just being stressed out due to having kids.
No. 591058
>>591016Oh I didn't mean like that, having a babysitter when you need one would be nice. That's more everyday life, I meant like dumping them at your relative's house so you can fly off to see the pyramids by yourself and get wasted on the same trip, as they would be in your way of doing that.
I've seen that too, and you do have a point in that it's almost always men living like they're still single even with a family. It just isn't a lifestyle I've ever wanted that much, let alone felt like I have to make sacrifices for it.
No. 591076
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I feel like everything from 2000s internet (2000-2009) is getting permanently deleted.
Tried accessing my old neopets account, but I needed my old yahoo email for it. Turns out yahoo completely erased it and it simply doesn't exist anymore.
My IMVU account also doesn't exist anymore as it was too old and inactive for a long time.
All that's left is my maplestory account, a character that I have since 2006.
I really wanted to access my middle school internet memories.
No. 591127
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I wonder if I'll ever be able to afford a vacation. My friends are travellig all over Europe and I'm stuck in the same country for years.
No. 591133
>>591127Good news anon! Holidays are more affordable now than ever, thanks to the risk of infection that come with them.
If your friends are still traveling right now they're idiots
No. 591190
>>591150I'm the same way. I love travelling but I don't have the spare money needed for it. Days go by way too fast when you're just on the internet or whatever all day and yet it's hard to change that.
That being said, the other anon is right. France, Spain and quite some other countries in western Europe are experiencing the start of a second wave right now and are beginning to go back to stricter lockdown and travel bans again. I wouldn't count on your friends even being able to travel much right now and in the coming months.
No. 591198
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>>591125Share them anon! This is the dumbass shit thread after all, it shouldn't bother anyone unless you start spamming them like AI-Generated faces anon. Pic is a alien sim I made.
No. 591232
>>591220There are soo many books out there written by csa survivors where they go into detail about their abuse and I just..wonder who exactly reads them all? I don't know if I'm really slow in my own healing but it always opens up an emotional can of worms for me when I expose myself to either documentaries or books on the subject.
A couple books that I did manage to read were more true crime based, two different women who had the experience of being kidnapped as a kid/teen and locked up as sex slaves for old men for literal years. It's amazing how fragile the mind is but how resiliant it is at the same time.
No. 591249
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>>591198Thanks anon your sim is so pretty! I love her eye shape it's like a dagger. I was thinking real hard about which photo to post
>tfw you finally work up the courage to ask the professor a question after gathering it for 3 minutes but someone interrupts youIf you wanna… we could make a google document or something to share photos with everyone, I'm sure there are more people who want to share theirs and look at others' photos, just kidding… unless?
No. 591254
>>591232Yes! Same! I cannot read the ones where people describe what went on, their state of mind. It's seriously '
triggering', it makes me forcibly vomit and a lot of other things. I was thinking something like growing and healing, where it tells how the person became a happy and healthy human. Just to kniw that I can be happy and healthy too.
No. 591268
>>591249I think we could have a sims 4 thread in /m/ actually? Kind of like the doll dressup games thread. We had a general sims thread before but it was super slow. The new one could be for sharing photos and cc.
The red head sim is so cute btw! Giving me Pippi longstocking vibes lol.
No. 591321
>>591313Her mum fuuuuuucked her up, terribly. I'm pretty sure she's the one who found her body as well, so I don't get upset at her for it. I couldn't imagine how terribly I'd act compared to her. She's otherwise very nice just not about my looks or social behaviour kek
Parenting seems like the hardest fucking thing in the world
No. 591335
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>>590378You’re lucky you don’t have the opposite like I do: naturally sunken eyes that make you look perpetually tired and age you 5 - 10 yrs (pic related isn’t me obv kek)
No. 591377
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>mfw my coworker points out I'm in a better mood than normal at work and says "lol you must be well rested for once"
>mfw it's because I've been daydrinking
this is really the type of bitch i've become huh
No. 591404
>>591386How do you bitches drink energy drinks and go “MMMMM” they taste like battery acid!!!
Though people say the same shit to me when they see me chugging coffee
No. 591423
>>591404There's a lot of variation in taste between brands, some taste just like what you described and some taste way too sugary. I just find a brand that's good and always buy it.
I also drink strong black coffee and then put some ice cold water in it so I can drink it like water instead of waiting for it to cool.
No. 591426
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Found this on 4chan and it mesmerized me, hope y'all don't mind me sharing it here. If you look at the faces while the gif plays, they look perfectly normal, but if you keep your eyes on the cross the faces look deformed.
No. 591469
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I was listening to a news program today and they started playing David Bowie and I went "why are they playing Bowie, did he die???" and went to Google his name and his wiki came up
>David Robert Jones (8 January 1947 – 10 January 2016)
and I didn't understand, is this another person?
Complete confusion until I finally remembered reality and it made me sad
No. 591520
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>be me
>clean out emails that go back nearly a decade
>see this in my inbox from when I was 13 years old
I was actually retarded. This is why children shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
No. 591617
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>>591400lol this post made me go buy one, I'm addicted to them too
also it's 11:00pm and the store clerk said "you're early today!" fml
No. 591618
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>>591386I could drink these in particular all dayyyy
No. 591626
>>591617>>591618I'm jealous of you both. I tried these and they didn't work for me at all.
Oooh I hear of the myth of drinks that give you an extra pip in your step
I can't be the only one that isn't effected by these right?
No. 591658
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>>591618god why haven't i seen any of these fun ones! most exotic one we have is pic related and while it tastes ok it's not like gr8. overall ultra sunshine best, change my mind
No. 591660
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I shower a lot because I feel dirty everyday when I wake up and it's just sort of my routine, this can really aggravate my skin because I have eczema. My mom recommended that I get thermal water spray so I bought some yesterday and it's so amazing, already my skin feels less inflamed and more hydrated, I spray it on my face, neck, arms, and legs.
No. 591670
>>591662Are they some sort of amishes or something… I am so surprised over people who live their lives like that. I'd imagine those people living somewhere deep in the woods, is your neighborhood more farm-y or modern7
Poor kid.
No. 591710
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saw this in a news article lol
No. 591722
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I saw some "STOP 5G" graffiti in the city but also I saw some "START 7G" graffiti
also look at my cat
>>591710Nice
No. 591727
File: 1595937256288.jpg (693.5 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_20200728_135152.jpg)
>>591725Oh you like that huh? Feast your eyes on this
No. 591734
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I wanna suck… an extremely handsome, gorgeous, pretty man's dick…
No. 591737
File: 1595937939134.jpg (3.12 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20200728_140531.jpg)
>>591727My prince is asleep
No. 591750
File: 1595940051086.jpg (92.65 KB, 720x1280, Selmi.jpg)
>>591737Would let him fuck my girl/10
No. 591887
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>be 48kg at the start of quarantine (I'm 5'1 so it's a healthy weight)
>decided to weigh myself on a whim today
>42.5kg
How the fuck did I lose that much without noticing? Now I'm eating an ice cream
No. 591905
>>591887Get that ice cream anon!
Btw how did you not notice? I lost a whole lot of weight last year, went from 50kgs to 42kgs and I'm 5'5, so I look sickly now because I can't seem to gain it back. It sucks looking at myself and feeling bad.
No. 591922
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I bought a synthesizer cause I wanted one for years and now that I finally have it I’m remembering that I have 0 musical talent so it’s kind of pointless
No. 591929
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I wanna dress slutty but I live with my grandparents. It'd be too awkward after living in baggy clothes all of high school. I could wear a big jacket and take it off when I'm out maybe.
No. 591935
>>591922Same, anon. Which one did you get? I bought a MiniLab MK2 the other day then promptly realized that my piano skills are garbage.
>>591925>>591927Also please give the music composition thread some love, fam. Need more discussion.
>>>/ot/572851 No. 591955
File: 1595958580996.png (1.3 MB, 767x887, uh.png)
I bleached my bangs here are my thoughts:
1) I feel so cool like a rockstar
2) it's totally yellow and looks unnatural
3) that's ok because I'm going for diy punk girl instead of top model beauty
4) my family is making fun of me
5) I feel like jolyne cujoh and ready to conquer the world
6) I look even more like my mom now which is great because she is so beautiful
7) I hope cute metalhead guys will somehow magically become interested in me (probably not going to happen tho)
8) I might regret it in a few days but I hope not
No. 591958
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>>591952I had one other poop post anon, the others are some other creature
No. 591997
File: 1595962379709.jpeg (23.91 KB, 622x622, EabAxzdXQAI7RDb.jpeg)
>>591980Anon, don't go and steal my posts that were reposted on the funny lolcow posts, i won't hesitate to sue
No. 592009
File: 1595963548256.jpg (229.46 KB, 674x674, 1321799987001.jpg)
>>591980New poop anon here. Pooping feels great and it's a sign of good health. Y'all know this to be true. Plus I have digestive issues and taking a nice big poop that comes out smoothly with no undigested food particles is a sign that everything is actually working down there for once.
No. 592012
>>592010It is ok anon. It doesn’t sound as bad when you write it down but like Friday he was snapping at me and getting
triggered, and now he is having a running hyper monologue with my mom about Donald Trump and other bullshit and how people are just so great, blah blah blah.
Mental illness runs on his side of the family. It is usually schizophrenia.
No. 592021
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>>592009My favorite part of the work day is having my first coffee at the office and pooping cuz damn good coffee makes me poop. I’m the only woman whose in office regularly so 99% of the time i have the toilet entirely to myself kek
No. 592031
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>>592021Dude I love coffee poops. So fucking refreshing. First thing I get to experience every morning.
No. 592040
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I miss this aesthetic so much so I’m not sure if I just want to go back to it myself or want to find someone who’s into it now so I can live vicariously through them and pray they ask me for advice on an outfit someday
No. 592046
>>592040goddamn yes, I can't wait for autumn. I'm sick of trying to look cute and forest fairy-like in this humid weather.
Why aren't you in this, anon?
No. 592071
>>591621Honestly anon maybe it's just me, but I think your boyfriend has a right to be upset. It's possible he was upset with you the entire time but was just hiding it to save face, and just because you were keeping him in the loop and honest with him that it happened doesn't make it right or unreasonable for him to be upset. If my girlfriend/boyfriend played a raunchy game and it ended up with someone doing something sexual to my so, I'd be pretty hurt. And if it were me in your position, I wouldn't have partaken in that game at all.
>>592068I really feel for you because I went through something similar, but I don't think you'd get the reaction you'd be hoping for. You'd probably feel really good for a little while and then regret it because it might have made you come across as petty, but only you can make that decision. I hope the best for you!
No. 592097
File: 1595972138927.jpg (20.68 KB, 318x118, kekaroonidoody.jpg)
does anybody know where this screenshot came from? did this person ever have a thread here? there is an extremely good chance its someone i used to know in person and i would fucking die laughing if that were the case
No. 592100
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Sarah Z made a video about Dashcon and it made me nostalgic about all the cringe the 2010s tumblr was. No other place online had such a sense of community, even if it was pretty toxic. I miss it though I know I'm too old to ever invest myself into anything like that even if it was possible (though I think nowadays people care too much about clout and personal brands to ever form a community like that anyway)
No. 592106
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>>592078>tfw student loansI was on the fence about kids but reality's been hitting me recently that there's so few pros compared to the never-ending list of cons. At least I know what birth control is.
No. 592112
>>592107god that's so fucking weird. the person i knew also went by axel and had the exact same perpetual
victim complex and typing style. not the same person though. shame!
No. 592114
>>592106I think you could still have a kid or two, just don't be like those women who seem to think they can be stay at home moms, borrow infinite money, buy brand new items they don't need and never restrict their food budget all while having a shit ton of loans/debt…
If you can keep your finances straight it's feasible!
No. 592216
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>>592166I look so good with long hair but it was such a pain to care for, especially when I worked. Shedding EVERYWHERE, getting sweaty easily, tangles every few minutes like it was its job… I lopped it off to this length and no regrets. Sometimes I do miss the hairdos, but I feel so much more alive.
No. 592223
>>592166Used to have long hair for like 2 years and it only got so long (under my tits) because I was too nervous to go to a hairdresser because all the previous ones always fucked up my hair. I looked pretty good with long hair, but most days I had no reason to dress it up or go through the hassle of making it look cute. I finally found a hairdresser that I love and return to every 3 months to keep my hair from getting below shoulder level and I get the bottom inch of the back shaved. Short hair is significantly easier to deal with and looks effortlessly cute all the time. I have pretty fine hair too so short hair works out best for me. My hair is getting past my shoulders and I fucking hate it with my whole being, especially now that it's summer and I'm too much of a pussy to go to a hairdresser in middle of covid (though I really want to give my hairdresser business).
Sometimes I miss long hair but I've been debating getting a decent wig in the future so I can wear that whenever the urge strikes.
No. 592310
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>Be young me
>Find fan-comic of a series I like on DeviantArt
>Get interested in comic
>Follows it by a couple of months
>Artist stops posting for a while
>Artist dissapears, without a warning
>Fastforward many years later
>Decide to look if artist has done something
>Artist either made a last post cancelling fan-comic or is just gone
>Mfw
I even remember one time an artist moved accounts because she didn´t like the traction that the comic got, the new account is also dead now tho.
I always wonder where are now all those artists of back then, I hope they keep drawing.
No. 592376
>>592366You can't. If you mean 'take them back' as in delete them, if they've been there for a while you won't be able to do that either.
Don't worry about it though, even if your posts are still going to be buried in the catalog/old threads for a while, the nice thing about anonymity is that nobody will connect them to you.
No. 592396
>>592340I always hate this so much. If you talk about the pain of childbirth so many guys will respond that it hurts to get kicked in the nuts. It hurts to get kicked in the vagina too, how is that in any way comparable?!
The amount of times having a cripplingly painful period has ruined an opportunity for me is so common that I can't even remember specific events
No. 592418
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I love sphynx cats so much! They're so cute with their big ol ears and little grumpy face. I recently got a little pin of a sphynx from shein. I'll probably wont get one just because I know they take way more maintenance than non-hairless cats, so sadly I have to admire them from afar. I hope I can meet one one day tho.
>>592417Shame on you anon.
No. 592422
Try singing the text I'm the real Hammurabi but to the tune of I'm blue dabadidabadabi, it's really good (help it's been stuck in my head the whole day)
>>592418I love them too and everyone says ew they look like a rat, so what about it, every cat looks like that without its hair
No. 592538
>>592440it is for gamers, it's just that other people use it too. You can choose for yourself what kind of servers you go into. If you just want to use it to dm with lolcow users, you can totally do that and never even touch a server and stay out of any drama completely.
>>592438it's very user-friendly and easy to "get". Why not just create an account?
No. 592571
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I just find it kinda amusing how the anons who tear cows to shreds and nitpick them to death on the cow-related boards are probably the same anons who comfort, cheer up, and give sisterly advice to other anons on the more general boards. Lord knows I've done that
No. 592579
>>592574Something I often think about is how many of these anons would be okay if other people nitpicked them the way they nitpick cows?
I'm not really self conscious about my looks, but I do have some features I'm insecure about, and when I see cows being made fun of for the same features as me, it does make me way more self conscious
No. 592588
>>592571It comes back to cows being cows because they display their behavior so publicly. I don't nitpick looks, but their actions?
Oof, deserved, at least for the cows I follow. I will say that when I post an IG story and immediately delete it, I'm so happy that no one is around to screenshot it, kek.
No. 592589
>>592579when you look at the "cow yourself" thread, i think most of them already get shit irl.
benzo-chans and ana-chans know they shouldn't do what they do so they take their anger out on cows. same for all insecurities and things that personally get our goat.
No. 592623
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i fucking can't with fashion nova models and their laughably fake asses
No. 592635
>>592627Yes
I'm so done with fast fashion btw. It's fucking crap. Fuck fashion nova and their ilk
No. 592636
>>592626seriously, it just looks so fucking ridiculous and unattractive. these bitches look like they're wearing diapers and just took a fat dump in their pants
i'm all for big asses, but build that shit the natural way along with a ~*~thicc~*~ set of thighs. you just look dumpy and disproportional otherwise
No. 592661
>>592623Why don’t they just embrace the tiny ass life? People with regular buttcheeks can layer a lot, wear dresses that are not skin tight, paper bag pants/shorts/skirts and everything cozy, they will look cute and quite hot as well. Also anything thigh high will look cool/cute/hot and not stumpy and awkward.
Having a huge ass isn’t that wonderful.
No. 592730
>>592078>Why do they feel the need to have 2+ kids, have one parent never work and think their financial issues are somehow going to fix themselves?One time while browsing /adv/ I saw some guy who was completely emotionally stunted by his dad talking about how he didn't like his life and thought that lovelessly having kids would, and I shit you not, cure his depression and fix his life problems. I think the best reply in that whole thread was "yeah, and how well did that work out for your dad?".
The nuclear family lifestyle is not for everyone even though it was shilled to boomers really hard, to the point that they think it's still good advice for millenials and zoomers even though dual income families and self-supporting childless women are becoming more of a thing.
No. 592763
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I feel like I need to be grateful for having a white boyfriend just because he's white (since I'm south East Asian) I know it's fairly dumb to feel this way, but how common is this?
No. 592771
>>592763lol I feel the opposite, like he should be grateful to have an asian girlfriend. We pass white boy/asian girl couples all the time in our neighborhood and I find it funny that he gets hyper aware of them.
Is this feeling because of future babies?
No. 592795
>>592763Any man should be grateful for
you.
No. 592798
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Is this a new pua thing guys are doing? Pretending they have got other girls lined up?
I don’t get why you’d match with someone and message them just tell them you’ve got someone else. This isn’t the first time this has happened.
No. 592800
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Hi.
No. 592802
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>>592800Hello. How are you? I'm vegetable.
No. 592804
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>>592800hello anon how you doin
No. 592812
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No. 592843
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>>592832It's because older = wrinkly and saggy to men (because they're dumb and shit at telling how old someone is), and also because women are insecure about aging (because men think and say these things out loud, ergo for the same reason).
Older women look so regal and beautiful, especially since for many of them their bone structure really starts to show as they age. Women of some Mediterranean ethnicities get unfairly called "ugly", "manly" and "hairy" a lot online because they look comparably more plain in their teens, but as they get older they just keep getting more gorgeous even though they look obviously older.
No. 592864
>>592843nta but wow that woman is hot.
>>592848>Mexican food is supreme.YES
No. 592874
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I like them
No. 592914
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I was scrolling through tags for my city and I discovered that we have a few characters living in our midst….
No. 593004
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i'm so in love i can't focus on anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 593007
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Anons this post is sending me
No. 593134
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I dislike how women's beauty has been dictated by male sexuality. classiness and style have been substituted with pornography and 'thicc'
No. 593137
>>593134I feel the exact same way, but at the same time it feels like men are destroying themselves now more than ever. Everytime I visit 4chinz there's always at least 1 thread about masturbation addiction or "how to i commit sudoku?".
Coomers are cancer.
No. 593151
>>593134Womens beauty standards are just all round shitty imo. Like let me remove every hair on my body but then I'll go out, buy and then glue fake hairs to my lashes because that's the good hair!
It has always been about hiding/minimising certain features and exaggerating others, whether you're doing it with make up or ass implants. It's just varying levels of BS.
No. 593279
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I want to make a thirst thread of women athletes because they butter my croissant but decide against it every time because it’ll probably attract scrotes and their 1000 pics of zoomed in asses sigh
No. 593282
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i'm SO BAD at saving money. i feel like ppl my age (24) either have a lot of money saved/invested (crypto or stocks) or they are living from pay check to pay check and have tons of debt. i'm somewhere in the middle i think. i barely have money saved up, but i only have student debt (which is pretty chill in my country tbh).
i graduate next spring with a masters degree and know i'll get a job that will allow me to save at least $1k a month while living comfortably. because of this, i feel like i can spend the last year as a student living my life and not focus on saving a lot of money. if i were to try to save a lot atm, it would mean that i'd have to live less comfortably. why do that to myself as i won't even be able to save up much, especially compared to how much i will be able to save after i have graduated?
i think i'm going to try to save a little bit, just to get used to saving money and build up an emergency fund, but i really want to buy a switch and animal crossing and cute clothes……. why deprive myself of those things? anons, are you good at saving money? or do you yolo every pay check you get?
No. 593297
>>593282I'm neither, not in debt but not investing in retard stocks either.
Also I really don't like ppl like you that think everyone knows exactly what they want to do right out of the gate at 18 and will never ever need to change majors for any reason lol. I'm 25 and most of the people I'm in class with are 32+ trying to get a better job, I'm actually one of the younger people.
Congrats on your masters tho.
No. 593299
>>593297kek how tf did u come to that conclusion? the majority of my fellow students are 30+, many are 50 and changing careers.
thank u for the congratulations.
No. 593321
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>>593279Same anon…
They're very good workout inspiration too!
tfw her pose reminds me of pic related
rip
No. 593323
>>593299I was thinking the same line as
>>593305 bc the only way you're gonna have a lot of stocks/investments at 24 is if someone told you about that shit earlier on in life, particularly business majors. Most 20 y/os these days are pretty dysfunctional adults whose parents really didn't teach them anything about handling bills, taxes, loans, checks, etc.
No. 593351
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Could y'all imagine… if we had a rule declaring that any poster who accuses another poster of being a "fatty" had to post their height, weight, and BMI and include a timestamped image of them standing on the scale? I feel like threads would start get derailed over weight discussion way less often.
No. 593400
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>>593399You say flex but all i hear is bones rattling
No. 593404
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I took a chance and read a webtoon and just spent the past 6ish hours reading it from beginning to end, and it was a yaoi. One of those gay comics. I think I’ve completed my brain rotting journey. I was never one to read this kind of thing before. It’s completely slush and sludge up there. And now I’m gonna read some more…
No. 593407
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This whole exchange got me rattling
No. 593463
>>593456Lol what the fuck, these people probably believe Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's independence day. That's probably why they thought that.
Were your other coworkers Mexican too or just the half Mexican?
No. 593466
>>593426Fucking same. Always wanted to draw out the horny situations of my fave fanfics tbh
I'd love to do it for money, but it takes a shitton of effort.Especially to deal with the possible drama.
No. 593474
>>593463Holy shit anon I didn't even make the connection to Cinco de Mayo! You're totally right, they probably somehow got confused and started associating May with hispanic heritage…which seems even more offensive than just simply getting the month wrong kek
The other co-workers were white–I think that's why they automatically agreed with the half Mexican because they assumed she would be an expert in her own culture. Tbh that's partly why I was so hesitate to correct her since I figured she had more authority on the subject than me. For someone she says she proud of her heritage I'm so surprised she made such a ridiculous mistake!
No. 593510
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Just rewatched Monsters University & it made me so happy, such a good film and prequel. I love when animation has actual laugh out loud moments, & the story ties up so nicely!
No. 593531
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>be me
>had a bisexual friend in high school, we messed around a few times
>last i heard of her she was "straight", had a bf, they were going steady
>get curious
>search her name on google (in quotes for precision)
>first result is a mugshot from july 2019
>second and third result are obituary pages for her bf who died a few months prior
No. 593584
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These are hands down the best chips ever.
No. 593633
>>593624no i want to be the one to dance to wuthering heights in a field with anon lmao
i forgot pickme is a thing now
No. 593637
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>>593633lmao anon I thought you were calling me a pickme I was like wut?? Anyway you are welcome to dance in the field with me
No. 593646
>>593643Really? You thought a selfie thread would be inevitable,
here? Like, on an anonymous image board where the whole point of existing is to be able to talk shit anonymously?
Also, I miss the Phoebe Tickner threads. Hope she makes a comeback someday.
No. 593647
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I want to fuck Lil Pump so bad
No. 593648
im so glad women with an undercut is not as popular any more. it was so fuckin ugly
>>593646sometimes someone will come on and drop their selfie or post a pic of an old boyfriend or something and its so embarrassing.
No. 593650
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>>593643the selfies would be immediately be used as cow material in themselves
No. 593687
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>>593680the best posts thread is seething with meta sperg energy. i fucking love this site
No. 593697
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>>593677OK REAL TALK
would any of u kiss a farmer
No. 593716
>>593643I don't think anyone sane would want their face associated with this website. I do remember that recurring stripper anon with the deadbeat boyfriend, though, so maybe newfags and people who discovered this place from the more cancerous threads would go for it.
I can also imagine someone starting a selfie thread and posting the face of some girl they hate, just to "expose" her to their normie/IRL friends as a frequent user on an evil cyberbullying website.
They could even attribute a bunch of fucked up or incendiary posts to that person and convince people it was them. Easy character assassination.
No. 593735
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>>593729NTA, but why not just make the thread, then, anon? Don't forget to post your face first, too.
No. 593750
Hopefully someone can relate to this and it doesn't sound cocky, but I just realized that I am two completely different people online vs in real life in terms of likeableness. I literally have 1 friend in real life because I'm extremely insecure and socially awkward, yet online I always end up being the , and I hate to use the word but I don't know of an alternative one to use, popular one within a group. Every online game I'm played in I end up being the ringleader because people I guess like my humor, "confidence", and personality. Even on forums and imageboards, even on anonymous ones like these, I always get quite a lot of positive responses. On reddit (yes, I use it for some reason) my posts will gain 1000-4000 upvotes, and I rarely post and never comment on other posts.
It's fucking weird. No one likes me in real life and It's my own fault because I literally never let my personality show.
No. 593752
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>>593680Welcome to the special ed table, anon. Pic related is me.
>>593697For kiss practice, maybe. And I'd only send nudes for second opinions on plastic surgery and assessing my bodytype and what clothes would look good on me.
No. 593810
>>593774It’s not really about money though, sometimes people are just dumb or useless no matter what kind of upbringing they had. And yeah, the fact that you never hung yourself but Jessica would, is basically natural selection, not everyone is strong enough to survive a shitty childhood, if everyone was rich, social, mentally strong or smart, life would be just an utopian paradise, and even then, people would still kill themselves.
The thing is, that money does help sometimes, but it doesn’t really do all of the work, sometimes the pretty rich people are just dumb as fuck and will throw everything away, specially their dignity.
No. 593812
>>593776Stay seething. I have never met an unsupportive, rude rich person while poor people nearly always turned out to be
abusive pricks or/and had inferiority complexes with a healthy dose of a crab mentality.
No. 593832
>>593812I've met plenty that fit this description, racist too. I'm a poor immigrant in a rich Northern European country and the richest ones really like to dunk on us despite many of them being petty gold diggers with barely any education and their only achievement being "I bagged an engineer/architect/doctor". Even the educated ones can't point out where they went on holiday on a map.
And it really hurts them when you tell them this because they think they're better than everyone just because they have more money.
It rubs off on their offspring as well, I've had a few boyfriends from rich families who held similar views and insulted my parents to their face when I took them to see my home, all of them were absolute deadbeats who only survived thanks to their parents' money too.
But I'm sure your sugar daddy is not like those other fat cats, since you're caping for them so hard :)
No. 593841
>>593832I think the issue here is that you’re an immigrant with barely any remarkable qualities, just another person that everyone will assume is trying to profit off social services and such.
Discrimination against immigrants is something that happens everywhere, if you could stop being so bitter and tried to do something about your inferiority complex, things would be less shitty for you.
No. 593848
>>593841I speak 5 languages including the local one that I've studied for 5 years, have 2 Master's degrees and am well employed with a good salary, at the very least I'm significantly more remarkable than most of the people who look down on me.
But whatever makes you sleep at night.
No. 593899
>>593860…Who said I'm bitter about whether they're rich or not? I literally said rich people can be and are often awful in my experience because you claimed otherwise.
I care because it is wrong and unlike you, I have compassion and think poor people don't deserve to be treated like they are now.
No. 593901
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I've been playing animal crossing and I'm sick of Isabelle's useless morning announcements - I just wanna start the game, not skip through dialogue about some boring shit. I don't care what tv show you were watching. How about only having announcements when there's something important?
Ugghhh
No. 593924
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i just wish everyone could be nice to each other
No. 593928
>>593812>>593821It’s as if rich people are less bitter and angry because of their easy mode lives
filled with oversea vacations. Their politeness means fuck all to me when everyone else is fighting over crumbs all around them. They don’t give a fuck about you, bootlickers.
No. 593936
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>>593928Someone has seen Parasite.
No. 593941
>>593938Its genuinely not that hard to climb the ladder to at least lower middle class, most poor people stay poor because of other issues they have, be it social, mental or a family dragging them down.
Before anyone says shit, my grandparents are poor, like genuinely, and they have said they don’t want a different life because they are comfortable with the way they live, my grandma has said “oh this rich people stuff is not for me, i could never” about going to a slightly more modern supermarket instead of the bumfuck gross one they go to.
No. 593950
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>>593943God i love stationary and office supplies so much. I low-key hoard these and really like gifting friends things from my carefully selected pile too. Yesterday I gave a friend a pencil board/shitaijiki for smooth writing. I had to stop myself from giving her more stuff… but she really liked the shitajiki so thats good…
No. 594257
>>594238kek same anon
jaba, jababadu. jubjhishbaba.
No. 594332
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I keep seeing clothes on illustrations I wish I could buy.
Look at this fabulous bitch, never mind the weapon. High waisted leggings pants with a notched capri style and that tasteful little stripe. I want it. Not whatever crap Google's pathetic search algorithm thinks will appease me. Let me 3d print apparel. Now.
No. 594356
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Cigarette butts
No. 594401
>>594397It's dumb that anon is clearly depressed/going through something and losing weight when they don't want to?
Ok fatty
No. 594408
>>594401>clearly depressedfucking lol
for clarification, I don't think this belongs here because it's dumb she regrets losing weight, which you seem to believe going by your fatty comment, I think it belongs here because the solution is easier than complaining and feeling like shit about it. It's literally as easy as standing up and eating something. She can even opt for cheap, easy fast food calories if she doesn't want to cook. What a truly dumb thing to complain about.
No. 594409
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>>594290I read a comic that’s really great to understanding the absolute basics. It’s called economix and goes through a history of how we got to where we are today. It focuses on the us a lot but it’s still interesting. If you’re not put off by the medium I highly suggest it
No. 594461
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After looking at the lolcow humor thread, I was wondering what theme do anons here use? I exclusively used Girltalk 2
No. 594491
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I will never forgive white people for Andrew Hussie. My fiance wants to name our new kitten Vriska so now I have to live with this little ass head named after that shitty webcomic. Why does everything from my teen years come back to haunt me.
No. 594555
>>594546I like her music, and think her internet shitposts aren't as big a deal as people make them out to be. She pulls no punches and spares absolutely no person or group when she's on a rant, but at the same time, she doesn't hold grudges or wish true evil on people. I think taking her "beefs" and insults at face value is a complete mistake. Even she doesn't take it all seriously, she basically just does what we're all doing on Lolcow (and what all celebrities do), but on main. Plus, she's legitimately funny at times.
It's also dumb IMO how men can be actual shitty people - domestic abusers, pedophiles, drug dealers, rapists, etc and still thrive (and even go on to occupy political seats of power), while all a woman has to do is be mean on the internet and it's over for her.
No. 594572
>>594555Gotcha. I've never been a big fan of her music and her rants just come across as typical grade-school tier bullying to me. They're not really all that creative or interesting imo, but to each their own.
>It's also dumb IMO how men can be actual shitty people - domestic abusers, pedophiles, drug dealers, rapists, etc and still thrive (and even go on to occupy political seats of power), while all a woman has to do is be mean on the internet and it's over for her.Agree with you here.
No. 594581
>>594555Based
>>594565I think it’s like a dog reference or something, gross
No. 594588
>>594491Say "Whiska" instead of Vriska when you talk to the kitten, so then later when your fiance outgrows his hamsteak autism you can tell your friends your cat's name is Whisker.
Also why the fuck do people still like Homestuck? Especially after the Scamstarter drama.
No. 594615
>>594601My dad had a similar car and tipped it onto it's side when we were driving on a icy road when I was a kid. Those kind of narrow, tall, short cars roll over really easily, especially at highway speeds, they weren't made for driving on the highway.
The older ones from your childhood probably didn't have a lot of safety luxuries like airbags either since it's a barebones kind of outdoor car. So if it would have been your only car he wanted something that's safer to crash in everyday traffic, not something that can climb rocky hills and turn neatly between trees.
No. 594658
File: 1596314880763.png (2.9 MB, 1462x2048, Screenshot_20200801-134652.png)
y'all really be out here photoshopping a bitch's shadow smfh
No. 594740
>>594726I don't think intelligence has much to do with genetics, unless we're talking about literal chromosomal disorders that involve a low IQ. People who have come from literal trailer trash have gone on to get PhDs and become experts in their field. I think that anyone can be intelligent, it just involves being aware of any faults you have that make you less likely to engage in activities that help you constantly grow and develop your perspectives, beliefs, etc. I think a lot of people sort of plateau in this area, unfortunately. A lot of "dumb" people just stopped trying at a certain point. The younger that happened, the more retarded they act and sound.
For me, my main issue is that I'm just fucking lazy and impatient. I don't always take the time to really make sure I know what I'm talking about. I can seem intelligent because I know the basics on a lot of niche topics, but if you really press me, eventually it becomes clear that I'm not an expert on almost anything lmao. Increasing my intelligence in this regard involves me actually taking the time to research whatever topic I'm talking about as opposed to just impulsively saying shit.
No. 594754
>>594613My parents changed their names to basic white people names because they wanted to become fully American. Also to avoid racism. I think other folks don't because they dgaf or their names have religious attachments.
Also, rant on the ungodly amount of mispronunciations by other people.. their East Asian names are phonetically spelled out, so it's super easy to pronounce if white people just tried. Slight-doxing myself, let's say my surname is Joi.. 9/10 school teachers and white people do an Ethnic Pause and pronounce it Jo. Where the fuck did the 'I' go? I was always told to "sound it out" when I was in primary school but as I grew older I realized that almost no adult does this anyway.
No. 594810
>>594791Both of the examples you gave can be traced to environment though? The latter is more obvious, but learning disabilities can also be symptomatic of a traumatic home environment. Constantly being on edge and living in survival mode isn't remotely conducive to learning and memorization.
Either way, common learning disabilities like dyslexia and ADHD are by no means indicative of low intelligence.
No. 594881
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I don't know which thread I am supposed to post this so I guess I'll try this one lol
Does anyone have the full Bunpo app? Like a crack or something? I can't afford it rn. Pic related.
No. 594961
File: 1596348899048.png (35.89 KB, 570x310, kek.png)
im on this weird mixture of thinking this is funny as shit and also a little maddening, i have lost an hour seeing all the black ppl telling latam folks are racist, and all the latams telling gringos are annoying i honestly think quarantine is making us get more prissy about dumb shit.
No. 594963
>>594961Why are American blacks like this, I have seen them try to claim Egyptians, North African, middle eastern, Indian and even pre-columbian American history
When they do have interest in African history it's always related to Ethiopia or Egypt, like west Africa has a great and epic history why not focus on that
No. 594972
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i predict that due to my newfound oldfound love of the occult, my ex is going to go through a good christian boi phase.
No. 595003
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What is a good horror podcast to listen to while drawing?
No. 595033
>>594963i have no dog in this fight seeing as how i dont REALLY care but they arent trying to claim a country with this. A lot of shit that stan twitter (or honestly most people raised on the internet) says they got from the way black americans speak IRL and on twitter. We've always had a unique way of talking. Like any other culture but because of slavery black americans (please dont say blacks it makes me cringe) had to adopt our own way of speaking due to survival/being stripped of our mother languages. Its just kinda off putting now because since black people kinda rule twitter and set trends with the way we speak people have latched on to the phrases we say. Its always been that way since before the internet but now since we are more globalized it happens at a rapid rate. Not that there is anything wrong with that per say. but black people are upset because little kids and non black people who dont know any better are claiming that its just "internet speak" when its more nuanced than that. By just calling it "internet speak" it erases the unique shared history a lot of black americans had growing up. I know to most its stupid but it just feels like we cant have anything without it being watered down and repurposed and everyone else reaping the benefits but us and then them discarding it once it no longer serves them (on fleek comes to mind). (i know said i dont care but i guess i do with this long ass post lol)Like another example would be "deadass" this originates in nyc by black new yorkers who have their own unique way of talking like an example would be "yo,its deadass mad brick outside" meaning "its cold as fuck!". Now everyone uses it. I as a black new yorker have been saying deadass since at least 10 years ago. white, latino etc new yorkers say it too if they grew up around black people but its so weird to hear a dude from idaho say it and use it weirdly. Anyway let me get off my soap box before someone is like "its just words get over it"but to a lot of black americans its our culture and history and we are watching it be erased in real time. Shit is unnerving as fuck.
>>594978its basically "child" but minus the d a lot of us heard our black aunties, moms, grandmas etc say this constantly so its like keeping the cute way they speak passed down through generations like they have.
No. 595040
File: 1596366644117.png (61.76 KB, 1176x602, twitterretardation.png)
>>595033ntayrt, but this is how the internet and trends work. imo this is like japanese (and japanese american?) people being mad that parts of their language is ~appropriated~ on this site. i know that gatekeeping is good and important sometimes, but this is such a first world problem. like boohoo, someone makes some of your expressions trendy and "water them down". i get that it's annoying, but i've seen some twitter users act extremely entitled about it. i honestly don't see how mass adaption = erasure. don't get me wrong though, i understand that language is important and a big part of ones identity, but the way some popular black twitter users go about it makes it really hard for me to feel sympathetic.
you are fully entitled to be upset about tweens on twitter claiming it's stan culture/stan language. but forbidding everyone from saying it, like some twitter users are, is cringe. pic attached is an example of this. if you grew up speaking a certain way you should be able to continue doing so as an adult, tf lol.
No. 595043
>>595040Ultimately, if someone has to ask to use certain words or to speak a certain way, it shows they have low self-esteem and are cringe and probably autistic. Black or not, genuinely speaking aave (or even pidgin) develops over time if you weren't born in a household or surrounded by people who used aave phrases and words. Tons of non-black people regularly use aave and it's very obvious when it isn't forced and they're not acting like they're walking on eggshells while talking.
IDK just bottom line, if you have to ask, don't bother trying.
No. 595045
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The only two things my life revolves around right now are drinking coffee and putting together cute outfits.
No. 595099
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This is what I get read with my own two eyes for a) using tumblr and b) looking at the notes on any post with more than a few.
No. 595103
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>>595033Listen chileans n latam arent mad about that lol theyre mad that 1 tweet said we should spell Chile as Chilé unless we speak aave, another made fun of what pinochet did, theres also the one saying mestizos are white and if your grandma is indigenious then you arent cause ur 25% only. Theres much more but I hope you get the gist.
All in all black folks have been rlly condecending and callous about this, and when ppl respond back theyre told theyre racist lol
No. 595121
>>595103>Learn to spell Brazil if you're from there.Imagine telling a person how to spell the name of the country they are from. Crazy. And they probably just spelled it Brasil.
Also, are they saying Canada isn't an American country?
No. 595123
>>595103>>594961American exceptionalism
exceptional as in retarded
No. 595127
>>595124im sorry but eating at starbucks?? now thats some dumbass shit
also ive been to new york once and theres so many restaurants its not that tough to get in when you have so many options
No. 595141
I know eBay has a lot of fees but my stuff sells so much faster on it compared to other selling sites. I put a couple listings up and they all sold in less than a day whereas they’d probably sit or get haggled to death on poshmark and mercari
>>595127Not everyone traveling to NYC wants to sit down in a restaurant, some prefer to get their food quick and move on to the next thing they want to do. All the times I’ve been to NYC I preferred packing my own food so I could spend more time walking or visiting museums. When I went to a restaurant with a friend we had an hour wait and there was a minimum spending amount for the food, so we wound up with leftovers we didn’t even want to eat
No. 595145
File: 1596382119124.png (388.52 KB, 715x872, Screenshot (11).png)
lmao, I'm not surprised
No. 595154
File: 1596383238067.png (472.5 KB, 1397x1421, 2020-08-02 20.45.13.png)
Saw this review left on an AI app by some dude…
His name and face attached.
No. 595195
>>595166She exactly looks like what I expect the average farmer to look like with a bonus fetal alcohol syndrome face; an overweight cow with tragic makeup and fashion tastes, larping as an uwu and witty girl
Didn't she make a whole vid on June despite being exactly the same?
Imagine feeling threatened by a horse looking girl because you know deep down that you look like Sid
No. 595264
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>>595228I think it started with the Chick fil a vs Popeyes thing that they had on twitter, where the brand accounts went back and forth. Thats why when people were talking about it, they also make comparisons to the chick fil a sandwich. Then Popeyes dropped the new sandwich and I guess the hype around a new menu item, the twitter "beef", and the viral tweets made it into a meme.
According to the people who tried it though, the sandwich was nothing crazy. Just spicy chicken with pickles. And it's overpriced so…
No. 595310
File: 1596394305310.jpg (46.53 KB, 870x565, iStock-486352318.jpg)
I hate the kraft macaroni noodle shape. Sauce is supposed to go inside a macaroni noodle but what fucking sauce is getting inside these
No. 595333
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>>595310If I have to be eating that garbage I try to reach for the spirals or character shapes. The texture is a lot more interesting and appealing overall. Elbows are also inferior
No. 595360
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I just constructed a DIY dildo out of paper towels, masking tape and a latex glove and made it hands-free by mounting it on a rolled-up towel with some belts, all just because I was being h*rny
It took me less time to cum than to build the damn thing
No. 595369
>>595360Sounds like a real shitty dildo.
Pics or it didnt happen
No. 595399
File: 1596402548510.png (Spoiler Image,657.78 KB, 600x800, pussydestroyer.png)
>>595366>>595369>>595373>>595376Ask and ye shall receive
I already took apart the belt contraption though and removed the glove, since it was… used
No. 595405
>>595399anon why are you doing this to yourself…
I will give you points for creativity tho
No. 595426
>>595415It's a ribbon I used to attach the belts onto the base
>>595416I know
>>595417I needed something to cover it with, didn't have any condoms, used the next best thing
>>595423I got the idea from this video
No. 595471
>>595470Sometimes they bite as play, it if its just a nibble and not really painful the kitty is probably just playing with you, it sounds like that one in particularly was asking for you stay longer!
if they are close to you, they feel comfortable and safe, if a cat doesn’t like someone you can forget about petting lol, but tbh I find them to be very individual creatures, they all have different personalities so body language varies from cat to cat.
No. 595486
File: 1596412461349.jpg (23.7 KB, 500x282, c70eb0d0bf110386ae289881fa3a34…)
>>595470You should google cat body language, they are mysterious creatures.
No. 595507
File: 1596414413722.jpg (41.63 KB, 680x512, original (1).jpg)
>>595500imagine respecting admins
No. 595529
>>595470Sometimes cats get overstimulated and nip, mine does this when he's in a really cuddly mood and I've been petting him intensely for a while. This could especially happen if you pet them like you would pet a dog, cats are a bit more sensitive.
A really good rule of thumb for judging a cat's mood is to watch their tail. You can always tell when a cat is getting annoyed with you if, when you're petting it, its tail starts twitching. When it gets twitchy, it's time to stop. If it's full on wagging, get outta there asap, lol.
Cats actually don't have many facial muscles, unlike dogs and humans, so it can be harder for people unfamiliar with them to read their moods, but you will pick up on it the more time you spend observing them. Good luck!!
No. 595535
File: 1596418859244.png (224.62 KB, 575x323, 1518741091080.png)
>shitpost on cgl with unrelated shit
>nothing happens
>call out anon for posting a legitimate pedo
>gets banned immediately
this board I s2g
No. 595542
>>595470It depends on the cat. Some cats just make no noise at all and go in for the bite when they want you to stop petting them. My grandma's cats were really nice and never clawed or bit, they would meow loudly in a sad voice if they didn't want you disturbing their nap or if you tried to pick them up and they didn't want to. Usually the cats that give you warning bites instead of making a noise don't tend to meow a lot at all in my experience.
I don't know if you can teach a cat to be a vocal communicator like that or if it's a born temperament thing. They were farm cats that hunted outside but they were a lot gentler than many housecats.
No. 595579
>>595567I would love to draw porn to survive, anon
Please teach me your ways
No. 595583
>>591694If you're in the European Union, German online food stores might have stuff like this in stock, the deliveries cost next to nothing, you just order a bigger amount at once
The delivery drivers might not get to you now though with all the travel bans.
No. 595690
File: 1596451678642.jpg (37 KB, 1200x845, 390302.jpg)
Everytime I shower and wash my face I expect someone to be looking at me through the glass pane when I reopen my eyes kek. As if a thief had nothing better to do than watch me soaping my pug face in the shower.
Also when I go to the bathroom at night I actively avoid looking in my mirrors, not because I'm scared of seeing someone, but because I'm scared of my own reflection doing weird shit
No. 595696
>>595518i dont live in an english speaking country but i go to an english speaking college so 90% of my interactions are in english.
most of the time (like 70%) i think in english. but if im daydreaming about for example i guy i like or so it's in my native language.
No. 595730
>>595690That's an overactive imagination for ya, I do the same stuff. Somehow when I close my eyes in the shower it feels like there's gonna be some jumpscare when I open them again. I wonder if it's influenced by horror media, since bathroom horror scenes are such a common trope. Maybe it's the other way around though, and horror media uses the sense of vulnerability we get in the shower or bathroom to make scenes scarier.
I used to have a similar thing with going to sleep, when lying in bed with my eyes closed I'd expect some creepy nightmare thing to be there when I open them. I could also never sleep with my back facing the room since the sense of something standing there/coming up to me from behind was too strong.
No. 595755
File: 1596465459846.png (329.84 KB, 349x597, Screen Shot 2020-08-03 at 9.26…)
Someone posted this as their review of a dress on amazon… kek
No. 595757
File: 1596466297708.jpeg (1.85 MB, 860x480, F056EE40-0BEF-4EE5-AAAE-FD3A17…)
How do people deal with having no bidet shower/bidet? I wish they were more common like in my home country, it is annoying to carry baby wipes in my bag when travelling or have to clean myself in the shower just to feel clean after pooping. They also great if you don’t have time to shower before sex etc.
No. 595793
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>>595757I have one of those but I don't understand how to use it. I mean, the thing is way too big to fit it under your butt while you're still sitting on the toilet but if you hover over the toilet you will just get water everywhere! I also don't know how to wash my ass without the dirty ass water running down my coochie.
No. 595814
>>595810Thats not really sexualizing males though? Theres nothing wrong with having fantasies with people. Literally everyone does it. As long as you don't do anything weird irl
unless they want it it's fine
No. 595826
>>595814>>595817i am not joking. a lot of the older males in my life are very slutshaming and they keep calling women whores for anything.
i know they are just sexist but it makes me somewhat feel ashamed of my sexual urges. i dream about being in a relationship where we are both sexually committed to each other and comfortably talk about what we're into. i am worried i'll never find a man who won't look down on me for being sexual. it feels like most have a madonna whore complex
No. 595842
>>595826WE are not the gender with all these sex addiction issues, we're not the ones guilty of objectifying and reducing people down to being holes.
Men can fuck off projecting their shame onto young women. That's their guilt to carry.
No. 595868
>>595803No, I don’t think so bc my stool is always “ideal” (by stool charts anyway). My doctor says it’s fine.
>>595793Just sit slightly closer to the edge of the toilet maybe? I usually clean my butt first, and then my coochie, to make sure there is no ”cross contamination”.
No. 595877
>>595793You use it at an angle, you don't spray it directly into your asshole anon, and you don't lean forward so the dirty water doesn't drip down into your vag.
First wash from the front, then the back, then again for safe measure, dry with tp.
No. 595944
>>595842>>595900thank you anons. i am surrounded with people that shame and hate on women over literally anything. i feel pressured to be some kind of innocent non sexual being to be respected as a person.
it feels nice to hear your perspective.
No. 596009
>>595810Anon, these men you fantasise about don’t care. It’s literally fantasies IN YOUR HEAD these men you don’t even know don’t know or care what you’re thinking about. This is something everyone does, it’s normal, stop listening to the worthless men in your life who think that having fantasies makes you a slut. There’s nothing wrong with fantasies as long as you don’t actually do something weird about them irl.
You think men don’t do this? Because they do it too, but 100x worse because so many of them actually end up trying to act their messed up fantasies out irl.
No. 596028
>>596020Years ago the only time I heard it used was 'the baby that was born very prematurely is now thriving' or 'the severely disabled nonverbal autistic kid learned sign language and is thriving'
Shayna had a smoothie today guyz! Thriiiiving. It's that stupid 'pat yourself on the back for nothing' shit.
No. 596045
>>596040https://www.angelicadass.com/humanae-projectI like to do at least one of these a day, sometimes a 10 second sketch and sometimes more in depth depending on my mood
They used to have a tumblr which was nice because you could randomize the face you got but it's gone now rip
No. 596064
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i found my old ds the other day and played some super mario bros and the ending scene in gif related made me happy because I'm taller than most men in my country. boys, this could be us but you playin
No. 596085
File: 1596497735416.jpg (231.12 KB, 1200x1800, chow-mein-4.jpg)
I went to my local Chinese restaurant a while ago and ordered chow mein. They told me they were out of noodles and offered to replace the noodles with cabbage. I decided to do it and holy shit, I am so glad I did. It tasted 100x better than it would have with noodles, it was honestly the best chow mein I've ever had. I'm sad because I've tried making it myself with a couple different recipes but I just cant recreate it. Plus the restaurant is closed because of Corona so I cant go get some either fUCK
No. 596086
>>595534if he cares about u, as a person, he should be interested in your life. he should at least do the bare minimum and ask about something related to it. like how much of a self-centred retard do you have to be to not throw in a simple "how has your day been?"? it's literally 'how to hold a convo 101' basics.
my close male friends always ask me stuff about my life and holding a convo with them is easy. i know that these men see me as a person with a life of my own. guys who never ask you anything don't see you as a person, they see you as a woman whose sole purpose in life is to validate them. or they have the social (and emotional?) intelligence of a wet shoe. either way plz don't waste your time on men like this.
i'm sure you'll be able to find a man who can hold a convo with you and takes interest in your life, anon!
No. 596122
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>>596114catholicism is my favourite
No. 596126
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>>596114I agree, Orthodox priests always look like bangin wizards with their beards, robes and magic staves
No. 596127
File: 1596503162553.jpg (1.49 MB, 1600x1150, 120.jpg)
>>596126This photo has +1000 magic defence and +1000 elemental damage bonus
No. 596129
File: 1596503786733.png (2.83 MB, 1437x1348, 1545588362667.png)
>>596114>>596126>>596122+10000. I'm a fedora wearing atheist but if there's one thing I appreciate from religion, it's all the gorgeous art, architecture and imagery in general. I even like religious concepts in writing and so on, it's just next level mystery and intimidating in a cool af way.
I recommend the Young Pope if anyone wants some nice catholic visuals.
No. 596134
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>>596126I wish I was a wizard sometimes tbh
No. 596172
>>596140I feel this. I love kids. I don't want any kids, but I certainly don't mind them being around me and I'll even volunteer to babysit for my friends. The thought of actually having one makes me feel just pure dread. I do not like it. I do not like thinking about it. It's just very wrong.
My dumbass contribution is that I applied for this job I thought I was way underqualified for and now there is a really good chance I'll get it so I will be very sad if I don't. Even though I did not care what happened when I first applied. Why am I like this?
No. 596177
>>596148Guess you need some
ethical hacking done huh
>>596170Vitamin k deficiency. Eat broccoli, spinach, liver (lamb, calf, cow) and/or supplement
No. 596194
File: 1596512503983.jpeg (37.81 KB, 600x600, 1595121771156.jpeg)
>>596189Don't spend your money so carelessly! You made cat sad.
No. 596196
>>595033>feels like we cant have anything without it being watered down and repurposed and everyone else reaping the benefits but usThis but for the whole of western civilization. You know, like not just for five words but like every word in the English language plus all institutions, technology, infrastructure, land, culture, etc.
>its our culture and history and we are watching it be erased in real time. Shit is unnerving as fuck.Yep, that's the feeling.
No. 596215
File: 1596515291174.jpg (15.89 KB, 275x192, 1583364600994.jpg)
>second confirmed covid case among the employees at the store I work at
>surrounded by idiot customers not wearing masks despite it being required in public places where I live because this is burgerland and burgers gonna burger
>work crush lives with immunocompromised roommates and has stopped showing up in fear for their safety
>tfw I miss him and our dumb vidya discussions
>tfw I finally watched a dumb movie he was trying to convince me to watch and now I don't get to talk about it with him
I'm mad for all the wrong reasons
No. 596221
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>>596214It's a civilization level problem. There won't be any white kids for my white kids to live with.
The problem is white women are unique in that they won't breed without financial security. It basically regulates the population without regular famines. Look up the "Hajnal line" that's what pic related is about. With a shrinking population house prices should fall but the massive amounts of immigration puts prices way up.
No. 596227
>>596221that's why you have fucking 10 kids you dolt lmao. Why do you think us dirty brown people have so much people to come and dilute your pure white blood/culture.
White people can have their ethno states for all I care, go have your little white inbred enclaves. Please just don't try and genocide people in the meantime. The USA doesn't count however because the original people weren't white so we get to stay mixed and shitty.
No. 596232
>>596226Must suck to be in spot that you shoved native americans in huh
Retards like you have literally no right to complain about Oh No!! The Brown People are Invading My Land and Destroying my Culture!! Its called karma lol
No. 596236
>>596227Ironically whites are far less inbred than these immigrants which drives thinking like this>>596230
Whites consistent outbreeding led to far less clannishness and more egalitarianism since genetic relatedness was much less strongly defined outside of the immediate family.
https://hbdchick.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/clannishness-defined/White egalitarianism worked well when it was confined within northwest Europe where it was reciprocated. Now the world is mxing up so fast, hyper clannish people are being transplanted en masse into egalitarian societies and exploiting the people. Hajnal whites appear to have no defence for this. They will give and give until they are extinct.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 596238
>>596232The most annoying thing is that they are still doing it. They love to interfere in other countries for their own gain, and then they'll cry crocodile tears and insist they're the true
victims because they choose not to have as many kids (and that's everyone else's fault, I guess).
If you're serious about this, Racist-chan, get your government to pull out of all the countries they've ravaged and actually committed genocide on the natives of. Also, pull out of all the countries you've been drooling over for gold and other resources, return all stolen artifacts and ill-gotten gains in general, stop creating situations that force people to become immigrants, tell your men to stop trafficking women and children for sex. Live in Europe, close your borders, live like you're in Midsommar, mind your own business. Leave everyone alone.
No one will be bothered, promise. But no, their insatiable greed won't allow for it.
No. 596239
File: 1596517533167.jpeg (33.52 KB, 459x668, D521314E-B95F-4CF9-A881-04F165…)
I get genuinely depressed over the lack of wondrous things in real life, oh god what wouldn’t I give to live in a world where magic, or strange creatures, or sentient aliens or anything of that sort that only exists in fiction to be real.
Books and Movies fucked up my brain and now the real world just seems so bland and uninteresting, all there’s to do is see some sights and eat food in a different country, no amazing adventure, or great mysteries waiting for me anywhere.
I get so sad when I think my life will just be having a job and a routine, big accomplishments just being learning a new mundane skill like crochet and buying a house, I crave so much more, something fantastical and beyond our reality.
No. 596241
File: 1596517820763.gif (246.76 KB, 220x313, alien.gif)
>>596236>wordpress pseudo science dressed up in pretty jargongo cope on 4chan, inbred kun
No. 596260
>>596255Right. So then the convo, in the person’s perspective, can’t be used in court.
This was either a lame excuse you thought of quickly because you’re pussy or you’re actually retarded.
No. 596274
>>596239I wouldn't mind a zombie apocalypse instead of this boring quarantine
>>596266Stop coping. Anon is talking about a fantasy setting not about tripping your way out of responsabilities.
No. 596284
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>>596254>>596235>>596228Brown girls are seething
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 596313
>>595730>I could also never sleep with my back facing the room since the sense of something standing there/coming up to me from behind was too strongKek, yes. I think one of my biggest fear is seeing someone's head peaking through my room's doorway.
My cat doesn't help either as he keeps staring at random corners in my room like an absolute asshole
No. 596333
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>Imagine being named after a red wine grand cru and not even liking wine
I fucking hate wine, it tastes like what I imagine bug spray tastes like. My dad made me taste a local (yellow) wine once, I hated it so much. The worst kind wine I ever tasted is vin de paille/straw wine and even just recalling the taste makes me GAG
No. 596379
>>596313I’ve unfortunately had that happen in real life, I was chillin playing my DS at age 14, and when i look up there’s this skinny tall man with bloodshot eyed and a gun in my bedroom door.
When the situation is real your brain kinda shuts down the jumpscare and you just go “wait what the fuck”, short story some random crackheads robbed my house and i was unlucky enough to be there, they didn’t do anything except scream and wave a gun around so it wasn’t too traumatizing.
Still miss my DS tho.
No. 596431
>>596421>>596420All of her jobs were entry level so she might not have lied on her resume. But for sure to her family and friends, my father had no idea.
She ended up working her way up the ladder at a local business so she's like 2nd in command, I don't even know what you would call her job title (she tells strangers she owns the company) but she makes ~100k.
No. 596438
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No. 596493
>>596394it was like one of the most expensive things we had and i had exchange two years of birthday and Christmas gifts for it, i fee like an anime character filled with the desire of revenge everytime i think about it and my spiky eared pichu
>>596396The cartel would skin these guys alive (like literally) if they laid a hand on a 13 year old girl, sometimes living in latin america aint that bad.
No. 596539
File: 1596563178549.gif (5.53 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif)
>>596239There's way too many amazing things in this world, you just have to learn about them or stop to think about it. For example if you shine a laser on a thin wire or hair you will see a long dashed line of light on the wall somehow. And when you think about it how cool are clouds, they are just water floating in the sky for some reason and they have such different textures. And how cool is it that we have computers that can create human faces by themselves. And have you ever seen those bugs that look just like flowers or leaves or tree bark, how is that not amazing, how long must it have taken for series of mutations to make bugs look like that. I think we take too many things for granted. I mean I am literally typing words on a box and you will read them from the other side of the world, how is that not magic. And look at this gif and tell me it's not magic.
No. 596545
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Last year, my bf put in a lot of money and time to plan a birthday party for me and this girl ruined it by being passive aggressive and trying to piss me off the whole time. I am a petty bitch. Her birthday is in 2 days and I hope she has a shitty time and drops her cake or something else petty and shitty like that. Amen.
No. 596564
File: 1596564744453.jpeg (261.67 KB, 1124x1187, him.JPEG)
I tried bibimbap for the first time yesterday and holy fuck it was delicious.
No. 596617
File: 1596568812636.gif (2.88 MB, 498x280, 0432972341.gif)
anons i'm glad you all exist.
i mostly only use /ot/ /g/ and /m/ here, i'm not too active on the drama boards. after having to hang out in such retarded misogynistic majority male environments i feel better being in female spaces.
No. 596624
>>596521>adults working at a cooking class would put his hands on my shoulders and rub and massage them.Sounds like Biden.
Why does a 2 party system dominate our system? They're both assholes.
No. 596626
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>>596617I love you too, anon.
No. 596687
File: 1596573290571.jpg (62.88 KB, 550x849, eng_pl_Red-Cat-Mascot-Gothic-B…)
My least favorite aesthetic is consoomer gothic (like Heather or jude bishop or 80% of other "goth" people) so I hate goth shop websites too but I was looking for something else and found this cat backpack… Why is it so cute? It's useless as a backpack but it's so cute as a stuffed animal. It looks really nice in customer photos too. Little fat grumpy demon kitten, I love him. I wish he was a normal stuffed animal and cheaper… it was not meant to be for us…
No. 596706
>>596680i am not sure if you're a) making fun of me or b) are in the same boat so you can choose your own adventure.
a)
FUCK YOU, THIS IS ALL I HAVE TONIGHTb)
ily anon, have a nice day. No. 596752
>>596732Tbh if it's matted you might as well just cut it
>>596733The second one. As a person with a normal-but-spelled-weird name the second option is kinda stupid sometimes. Like, choosing to spell Mackenzie, Mahckeighnzay or some shit is awful. But it can be nice in some cases.
Unique names can be beautiful imo. Especially if they are old people/antiquated names (Ophelia, Freya, Araminta) or "foreign" names, as long as it's not super obvious it's foreign. Like naming your Indian child Bjorn.
No. 596793
>>596752With unique names I meant something more like
https://www.popsugar.com/family/best-unique-baby-names-47076000 which sound more like surnames or fantasy characters
I think older names can be quite classy if you pull them off correctly
No. 596822
>>596797Yeah I have a unique first name and while it was tough being a young kid it’s been much more of a blessing as I grew into it.
People remember me when I go networking and boys would think I was worldly and mysterious
No. 596830
File: 1596581936599.jpg (75.82 KB, 466x556, b32.jpg)
Just cried because of a shoujo-ai manga, how pathetic. Fuck I just want a girlfriend
No. 596868
>>596851Obama bombed half the middle east using drone strikes during his presidency and people didn't care at all.. Lebanon being one of the main
victims…
No. 596881
>>596861You can totally be sad about Lebanon but there are other things happening in the world too
When your pet dies it's really sad but what are you going to do, call off work for it?
No. 596883
>>596667Same, I have one in there and I feel like a kekgod
kms
No. 596884
>>596881NTA but what? This is a very specific issue anon has. It's that you shouldn't wish prayers for a group of people who were just accidentally bombed and then wish a happy birthday to a man who purposefully bombed hospitals and refugee camps within that very same country for four years straight. It looks real bad.
No one here knows how to read or critically think apparently.
No. 596891
>>596887multitasking giving prayers over a bombing in lebanon while wishing a happy birthday to a man who bombed lebanon on purpose multiple times.
You're BIG dumb.
No. 596899
>>596897>>596891I really don't know what you want from me, maybe multitasking is the wrong word for it. But Obama had nothing to do with this bombing so I don't know why you condemn him for it? If anything shouldn't you be mad at Trump because he is the current president?
Also people can tweet whatever they want about multiple different subjects at one time if they so desire to, dem's the rules
No. 596902
>>596899No one is condemning him for this bombing Dumbass. We are condemning him for the thousands of bombs he DID drop on these very same people and didn’t apologize for it. We’re condemning the people lacking the self awareness to not show concern over a bombing while also wishing happy birthday to a war criminal. They aren’t two different subjects, they are completely synonymous. Trump has nothing to do with situation. It ain’t his birthday.
>also people can tweet whatever they want about multiple different subjectsLiterally who is arguing against this? No one. Not a single anon has said this yet you keep using it as an argument. You seem mentally challenged and I say that with all seriousness .
No. 596916
>>596902Do you really expect every politician to make youtuber-style apology videos? That's all they'd ever do if that were the case. Trump and Obama have both done terrible things but it isn't the end of the world to drop a quick happy birthday, it takes like ten seconds, you're making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be.
>>596907There is nothing to explain, we are having a debate.
No. 596922
>>596916Clearly there is since multiple anons are having to explain the same thing to you over and over. It's not a debate, it's you being a dumbass.
The point is, it's insulting to the people who were murdered to wish happy birthday to the person who murdered them and then pretend like you care about them.
Imagine somebody killed your parents, would you wish them a happy birthday? no you wouldn't.
Did that break it down enough for you sweetie?
No. 596926
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>>596916Imagine thinking I am concerned about how long it takes to drop a quick happy birthday. Imagine thinking that's the issue here.
Sianara, I'm about to send myself down the river for even entertaining this discussion in the first place.
No. 596931
>>596921How? Literally how. Explain it to me. Because I've explained myself countless times and no one is paying attention to what I'm saying.
>>596922>Imagine somebody killed your parents, would you wish them a happy birthday?But that's the thing. Obama had nothing to do with this bombing. Barack Obama killed Lebanese people and that's a bad thing, but you really think he'd kill someone on his birthday? He doesn't even have the power to anymore, so if anything you should be mad at Trump for having the power to stop the bombing and not doing anything about it. But to be mad at someone wishing someone else a happy birthday is pants on head stupid.
>>596926Bye bitch and also it's spelled Sayonara or 左様なら
No. 596942
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>>596127Silent grand schema monks looked even more "magic" back in the days.
No. 596945
File: 1596588817379.png (699.23 KB, 680x616, b70.png)
I LOVE MY FRIEEEENNNNNDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
No. 596959
File: 1596589630528.jpg (272.55 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault (4).jpg)
>>596945I DONNTTTT HAVEE ANNNYYYY
No. 596963
File: 1596590279300.jpg (5.14 KB, 238x212, index.jpg)
>>596959BECOME ONE OF MINE ANON
No. 596965
>>596938I'm not fucking autistic but I graduated #17 in my class and went to an ivy league school for political science before realizing that my passion is mechanical engineering. So I know exactly what I mean when I say that this isn't the big deal you're making it out to be.
Barack Obama killed people. That is horrible and I do not condone it. But 1) he isn't in power anymore, he has no ability to kill anyone else, and 2) he is a human being and deserves happiness like anyone else. Millions of people in the world die every single day, and this includes your birthday, too. On your birthday are you going to refuse any birthday wishes you get because people are dying? If you do then I will haul my ass over to Target or Kohl's, buy a hat, and eat it.
At the end of the day innocent people are dead, and Barack Obama is another year older, and you're arguing with a stranger on an anonymous image board.
No. 596972
>>596965>he isn't in power anymore, he has no ability to kill anyone elseso because he can't kill anyone anymore that means it's ok he killed people and it completely erases what he did
>you're arguing with a strangers on an anonymous image board.So are you
>On your birthday are you going to refuse any birthday wishes you get because people are dyingThe fact it was his birthday has nothing to do with this dumbass. The point is it's hypocritical to give well wishes to someone who bombed Lebanon and then preach on social media about how horrible what happened in Lebanon is.
I feel awful for the poor teachers and employers who have to deal with you and explain basic concepts to you.
No. 596973
>>596965That degree you almost got in p.s was a close call anon.
>Would you refuse any birthday wishes because people are dyingI like how you keep proving you're not understanding by asking weird questions that don't parallel to anything anyone has said on here. . It's been explained so straight forward to you to the point where people are laughing about you in the funny thread.
No. 596974
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>>596965>I'm not fucking autistic but I graduated #17 in my class and went to an ivy league school for political science before realizing that my passion is mechanical engineering. So I know exactly what I mean when I say that this isn't the big deal you're making it out to beANON I CAN'T
No. 596983
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>>590016>>596965Oh how the mighty have fallen. My work here is done
No. 597010
I leave for like 20 minutes and I get fucking spitroasted for trying to engage in some debate. Whatever, I'm so done with this place
>>596989Thank you.
No. 597038
File: 1596594223329.jpg (25.34 KB, 424x439, 18a6de1b90a9de18cb24e5d5aa6079…)
>tfw you just want anons to infight about something you actually give a shit about so you're not so fucking bored reading obombagate
No. 597050
File: 1596594702395.jpg (7.67 KB, 225x224, haha.jpg)
>>597039
same. ban me mods. I bet you fucking won't you cowards. I double dog dare you. You wont do it mods.
No. 597061
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>look on twitter before dinner, they’re passing around a confess annoying things about your fandom post
>look before bed, big accounts are pressuring people to delete the posts because it’s adding to toxicity
Social media is curse, and Lolcow is the last place I can be a bitch without being doxxed
No. 597064
File: 1596595826215.jpg (195.91 KB, 828x830, 6qdge8q496a41.jpg)
>>597059do something funny then, this is boring and gay
>>597062at least this anon has fire in their pp
No. 597092
>>597063I love my brother but he’s such an annoying piece of shit, he’s awesome when he’s working or socializing and such, but at home it’s like his balls turn into fucking iron so he can’t do anything. He can snack for the whole day and not eat something just because he ate the same thing yesterday. I pity his girlfriend
possible fiancée but at the same time, they’re kind of made for each other, so I hope everything works out.
No. 597153
File: 1596601055903.jpg (37.5 KB, 500x589, 1434459912146.jpg)
i swear this board is turning me into a full blown misanderist. i didn't have any legitimate issues with my bf until i started spending more time on here and now i find myself nitpicking every slightly annoying thing that he does, giving him shit for watching porn occasionally whereas i literally gave zero fucks previously, etc
the man is a saint compared to my abusive ex and yet somehow i didn't openly loathe men as much when i was with him as i do with a guy who actually treats me well
No. 597226
>>597153just because he's not
abusive doesn't mean he's all that great. trust me. that's a relationship fallacy. obviously the whole disney fairytale version of love is bullshit but you gotta know what you want besides "at least he doesn't hit me." you don't want to waste years with this mofo and then realize all the life progress you gave up to be with him because "at least he doesn't hit me." honestly feeling passionate about someone is miles better than feeling meh about them but that is just me.
other than that i would take all the screeching anons do on here about men with a grain of salt. do you watch porn too? for example, if you like it occasionally then theoretically it's not a problem because that makes you compatible. if you think porn is boring af though then no it's probably not gonna work out because he's gonna take all his sex moves from porn. he probably lacks imagination lel.
it works on a more individual basis.
and maybe if the manscreeching is getting to you it's because there were already problems to begin with that you've been shoving into the back of your head, and reading all that is forcing you to confront it. it's amazing how much us humans shove into the back of our heads in order to cope with reality.
t. rambling crazy person.
No. 597232
File: 1596615498422.jpg (26.98 KB, 450x337, fan1.jpg)
I've read how bladeless fans work and I get that they wouldn't be sold if they weren't 100% safe but I still have the irrational fear that if I stick my hand through one it'll get sliced by extremely fast invisible blades
No. 597279
File: 1596626820792.png (215.77 KB, 500x478, 84892649849.png)
you ever just stare yourself down in the mirror like damn that's one ugly mf…I could have been born looking like anything and this is what I was stuck with huh…
No. 597284
>>597282That's so cute!
I do not like the artstyle in new sm either but they are trying to make it the same as it looks like in original manga. There's going to be a movie soon and it looks much more promising than the series, are you going to check it out?
No. 597307
File: 1596634967703.jpeg (33.88 KB, 825x1024, 23FDEC89-526E-4FCB-9A81-90A5F2…)
I got a free toothbrush when I went to the dentist and used it for the first time last night. I was using an extra soft before but this one has little plastic pieces inside that make the brushing experience feel y2k futuristic like a Zenon toothbrush
Pic related, it’s the toothbrush
No. 597343
File: 1596640012725.jpg (19.26 KB, 250x365, 250px-Ham-and-handler.jpg)
This is the scariest picture I've ever seen
No. 597410
File: 1596645318922.jpg (140.71 KB, 1400x1400, kn7tGOsoT3ijoERTrfcP_GK3A4622.…)
I hate my meat suit, i just wanna be a skeleton.
No. 597426
>>597411Dont set sis up to get embarrassed. If a guy isnt attracted to a woman they act so bitchy towards women who hit on them. Idk what anon looks like but men get offended by women they arent attracted to existing.
When men say they want women to talk to them, they mean they ones they're attracted to.
No. 597446
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I still cant get over what a catfish yashar ali (@yashar on twitter) is lmao
No. 597452
>>597446omg, i thought he was a hot late 20s dudebro based on his twitter pfp
wtf!!!!!!!!! this is insane!
No. 597462
>>597389I really hate to break this to you anon, but it's bad enough to ask someone out while they're on the job. They don't have a choice but to service you and be cordial, so it always comes off as manipulative.
Secondly, if a guy likes you he will take initiative. Sis, you're only making yourself vulnerable to either his low effort or rejection. Deep down men don't like to be chased and they think there's something deficient in you even when there's not for trying. He might not even like you as much as you like him, but say if it theoretically goes well he may a) take you as a non-serious opportunity simply because you presented yourself and he has no one better at this time, or b) he gets into a serious relationship with you but you do all the heavy lifting because you inadvertently set the tone for taking initiative.
I understood men so much better when I started to frame their behavior in simple caveman terms.
No. 597469
>>597446ew the psed version of him is hot. I wonder if anyone ever calls him out irl.
>>597466probably hella facetune lol
No. 597475
>>597466in the first pic he's literally hiding his second chin in the hoodie lmfao
>>597469he never does tv interviews anymore, tbh I doubt he ever leaves the house tho
No. 597513
File: 1596653816353.jpg (33.79 KB, 960x467, 2jkypf.jpg)
I saw a guy at college wearing a shirt with one of those my hero academia characters printed on it and I cringed so hard, then I remembered I have a shirt with vinegar doppio on it. Is this how other people see me? shit…
>>597410same… how dumb is it that we're made to feel bad about some body parts but others are cool and sexy. Wtf wish I was a magically animated skeleton.
No. 597543
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sometimes, on the rare occasion that I'm actually happy or doing well, my brain decides to sabotage this by flashing back to a conversation i had with my dad several years ago in which he unironically told me that he didn't want to be around me much as a baby because "i felt forced into fatherhood by your mother and resented her for that" but that he "felt much more ready to be a dad by the time your sister was born"
my dad has literally never offered either of us anything other than occasional financial assistance and i don't know if he's lying to me or himself when he overshares shit like this with me
No. 597575
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>>597513I laughed at your post, then remembered I have a bunch of Uniqlo's NGE shirts…a show I haven't even watched all the way…
No. 597629
File: 1596664636647.png (77.74 KB, 192x192, CC4DBF3D-DC5D-4B77-9542-1003CE…)
Holy fuck this guy's face just keeps getting worse
No. 597685
File: 1596671269574.png (Spoiler Image,846.84 KB, 594x576, 1525439368115.png)
>>597121Based
I live for that kinda shit
No. 597688
>>597667I hate how much Nikocado Avocado
triggers me. I don't even watch his content but everytime I see that fucking face….
No. 597773
>>597734oh man…. this sucks why did this have to happen
>>5976674 hours??? any chance you'll post a summary kek i had no idea so much was going on with him recently
No. 597815
>>597810every guy i talk to wants to do anal, and eat my ass and have me eat their ass
its definitely the point of no return
No. 597836
>>597815So the other day I was derisively watching my cat lick it's butthole clean, thinking "ew, animals are so nasty, so glad I'm a superior human that gets to shower-", but then I remembered rimming my boyfriend, and thought "uh-oh, well who here is actually the disgusting one". At least my cat does it for cleanliness, I do it for
pleasure.
No. 597960
>>597667Might have to watch to see if he addressed how that dude shits his pants on cam so much.
I have a minor tinfoil that youtube has a buttstuff Dan Schneider paying big youtubers to put on a literal shit show. Shane and Ryland recently posted photos, clips in a vlog, tweets, A LOT. about farting and ryland with his ass in the air. Nikocado shits all over in the meantime…. Are gays actually scat fetishists? Or like? hmm
No. 598004
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I bought the KVD tattoo liner and it's fucking dried out. This shit costed 20€ and now I'm gonna have to go downtown again to return it. I'm pissed.
No. 598025
>>598005>>598008I live in a shitty empty city and the only makeup stores are Nyx and Sephora (a very small one with barely any stock, they are still selling Kat Von D products and haven't switched to KVD yet lol). ELF is out of the question and Essence it all depends on other drug stores where its always out of stock.
I've been using the Nyx Epic Ink until now but it leaks A LOT and I can't be arsed to spend 30 minutes cleaning it until it has just the right amount of ink, so I figured I would spend a bit more money on something ""seemingly better"" and with a thinner tip, but oh well, now I have the opposite problem.
Ink is starting to come out a little bit, but it's staying in the centre of the bristles? So I have to press it hard against my skin for it to paint, I'm afraid of messing it up.
No. 598036
File: 1596727832600.jpg (178.67 KB, 1140x760, deedeegoods.jpg)
I really adore Deedeegood's Deco cases, even though I can't buy them, I can still admire their work
No. 598049
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>>598004>>598008Seconding this. I no longer wear eyeliner but I've went through multiple of these when I did. It's black, it lasts all day and it's cheap. It's less than €2,50 (where I am anyway); you can't go wrong. (not my pic)
No. 598153
>>598126We have a trans-gender person on the mod team and the admin bends over backwards for them.
I remember it was exposed some time ago in one of the complaints threads in meta
No. 598246
>>598153>trans-gender person on the mod teameven on lolcow we're allowing men to infiltrate our woman's spaces, disgusting
I have no hope for us
No. 598272
>>598153Idk if that's true or not but yeah it would certainly explain why all the gc talk was banned. They acted as if radfems here were the minority and a nuisance when most young women come here
because they wanna avoid the gender-flake world that comes for your ass for thoughtcrimes. I get if they wanted to limit gc threads but why remove all of them?
No. 598279
>>598272This is why /2x/ was perfect. Wanna avoid tranny sperging? Don't type the url in your browser as it wasn't even linked.
But remember guys, admin is thinking about bringing the k-pop threads back after server migration. Because that's not exactly where all the newfag sperging comes from in the first place.
No. 598293
>>598268I mean it is tinfoil unless you have proof about any trannies being involved and I'm talking about the meta drama
>>598276She's namefagging now too
No. 598298
>>598295I didn't say it's not allowed, just saying that it's annoying. When I say "felt obvious it was here" I just mean i felt like it was her posts, even if she didn't say she was finnanon (which she does a alot, see
>>598296). Idk, maybe I sound crazy but if you read her posts you can kinda recognize her by stuff she's said about herself.
No. 598331
>>598323Grow the fuck up you childish idiot.
What a luxurious life you live in which you can mope about your own conscious, sexually degenerate choices.
No. 598334
>>598323Like I said, I'm not saying she deserved it. It's common sense that when you seek out trash men to fuck every night you can end up in a bad situation. That could be getting raped, getting an std, getting pregnant, getting beat up , getting robbed etc…
Its like saying, a person who does heroin knows they can od. They know that it's risky. Of course no one deserves that, but they know the consequences.
not saying addiction to drugs is the same btw No. 598372
File: 1596749520762.jpg (80.21 KB, 564x1066, blacklolita.jpg)
I sorta wish I was a black person or a light-skinned white person (solely for aesthetic reasons) since I think they look really good in pastels. I like cute looking fashion but I find it hard to get cute fashion that suits my skin tone (aside from maybe reds and ivories) since pastels make me look sickly on my light brown skin
No. 598393
>>598384She makes it fucking obvious it's her. She was in the vent thread, unpopular opinions thread, funny posts thread, stupid questions thread, confessions thread, dumbass shit thread thread, did I forget anything?
Now she's in the friend finder thread and also again says she's drinking, posting finnish alcohol in the drunk thread.
No. 598423
>>598408I'm strongly considering it. I've been celibate for years and the worst consequence I've faced is being extra horny sometimes. It's extremely comforting to know you've the minimized risk of physical harm like rape, STDs, pregnancy, painful/unpleasurable sex, and emotional harm like getting pumped and dumped, being insulted or negged by a partner, having guys talk about you behind your back, etc. All of those things are worst case scenarios but it's still really reassuring.
If I ever meet a guy I'm super attracted to and trust to treat me decently, I plan on having sex with him. But that's such a rare occurance I could well end up being celibate forever (and nothing of value was lost).