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No. 722207

the dumber the better

previous thread >>>/ot/712809

No. 722220

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broke: "canon nonbinary" characters
woke:

No. 722228

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just bought myself a butterfly knife and now I realized it would be much better to buy a training one first and not destroy my hands with a real blade but there would be no fun with that

No. 722258

>>722228
M'blady

No. 722260

I 100% do not believe in the Alpha Male Beta/Male Shit, see the whole thing is sociological male hierarchical theory and again while I do not believe in it, people get it wrong 99% of the time

see Beta males are second to the Alpha males, beta males are the number 2's, Goose from Top Gun counts as a beta male, Gamma males is a catch all term that applies to normies basically, people who don't stand out in any way, Omega males are basically Incels of the society, they are outcasts for one reason or another and excluded from society

now this theory is bullshit imo but people get it wrong so many times that it hurts, they literally teach this in almost every sociology class

No. 722264

>>722260
LOL what, I thought it's an internet meme popularized by PUAs, it really is being taught in sociology classes? Crazy.

No. 722267

>>722264
PUAs and later the Redpillers would appropriate it without ever fucking understanding it and then spreading to the rest of the Internet, and again this is a "theory" of male sociological hierarchy but it's not taught as fact, also it's a lot more complicated then the way I explained it
so take this for e.g imagine a group sweaty nerds, even in that group there will be a leader among them, his best friend will be the beta and everyone else will be Gamma
that's how the theory is meant to work and apply

No. 722268

>>722267
Ah, I see what you mean. But aren't similar hierarchies formed in female-only groups? Is there a reason why there's gender separation?

No. 722269

>>722267
That makes sense. But if you take the whole world as a group, who would be the supreme Alpha?

No. 722271

>>722268
you can apply to female-only groups or mixed gender groups but it's mostly applied towards male groups
>>722269
that's now how it works, it's meant for groups of people

No. 722280

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me watching the shit going down in meta

No. 722284

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I want to play phasmophobia with brave stacy farmers who will scream like little baby bitches with me

No. 722301

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Here's fun fact about my country Pakistan, In my country's 73 year long History, not a single prime minster has ever completed his/her term, they've either been assassinated, removed from office by another party or more commonly ousted in a military coup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prime_ministers_of_Pakistan

No. 722302

>>722267
it’s really telling of male psychology that they divide their half of the species by meaningless categorizations just to feel “big, strunk, and powerful”
women attempt to be appreciative of all things

No. 722303

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Bought this as a joke for my boyfriend even though we don’t celebrated vday but forgot to hide it before he came over. He laughed a lot and said I’ve “started a war.” I’m frightened, anons.

No. 722309

>>722301
Oh em gee that's sad and funny at the same time. Coincidentally, last night I watched the current PM's speech at the United Nations (2019 or 2018, don't remember) General Assambly and I was surprised because it had over 3 millions views and all the comments were very supportive. Is he popular in your country? Do you think he'll be able to break down the curse?

No. 722316

I'm an art blogger and I kind of want to make a small, online girl's art collective, nothing serious just for fun, but given today's internet culture I'd 100% get the question if transgirls and women identifying as non-binary and crap like that would be allowed and I'd have to say no, because I don't want that but then I'll forever be the evil cancelled terf under my blogname. I hate being bullied out of my honest opinion. Sorry for brain gibberish.

(I say girls but everyone would be 18+ dw)

No. 722319

>>722316
Maybe it'd work if you approached women yourself? Make it like a thing you curated

No. 722356

>>722316
I think you could always say that you are picking them in a 'strict' way, I suppose. Basically quality over quanity, at least 'for starters' as an excuse because in the end running a big circle like that would be hell.

No. 722421

I forgot how to respond to posts in previous threads, but I wanna say that I don't think this site is slow at all. I usually have multiple tabs open and when I go to bed then wake up the next day, almost every tab has a fuckton of new replies and it takes a few hours to read them all.

No. 722449

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GOD FUCKING NO

No. 722450

sometimes i look at photos of myself or look in the mirror and i think “i am too cute to be single wtf”

No. 722463

>>722449
What could this be even about? The story is over.

No. 722464

>>722463
yet another spin-off?

No. 722487

>>722464
A My Immortal live action adaptation.

No. 722575

>>722487
I genuinely want this.

No. 722587

>>722449
Aren't the movies already live action? Anyway, this might be cool. Percy Jackson has a live action tv show coming out in two years and there's a huge chance it'll be pretty great, so I have faith in this. I hope they're not doing a complete remake of the books though, idk if anyone will be on board for a live-action HP without Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint. A new book-accurate black? Hermione could be good.

No. 722591

>>722449
What i wish for the most is just basic teenage drama series but set in hogwarts. Gimme some generic love triangle but make them go to potions class, i'd love to see this shit.

No. 722593

Honestly, slapping babies on the soft spots of their heads should become a common practice, imo.

No. 722595


No. 722596

i have water again I can finally go take a shit oooooooohhhhmygodoodd

No. 722597

I wish I had a gf to buy cutesy valentines shit for. Don't want a whole relationship, just the cute gift giving

No. 722599

>>722593
What on God's barren earth

No. 722607

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I always wonder how many of you actually has a successful social media presence, like a youtube channel and instagram or whatever
Like, am I enjoying the work of a cryptofarmer??

No. 722608

Am i developing a weird crush on coma anon

No. 722610

>>722596
Wow anon, how long was the water off for

No. 722613

>>722599
They posted the same thing a week ago.

No. 722617

>>722615
Bitch what the fuck? Wait, are you the anon that was in a coma, or the one that wants to be in a coma?

No. 722619

>>722613
Considering the fact that I did not, there must just be more than one anon who wants to slap their soft spot. The reason I just posted about it is because I saw a tik tok on my fyp of a baby's soft spot moving with its heartbeat.

No. 722621

>>722615
I guess better hydrate then huh

No. 722622

>>722617
Now why the frigg would i be falling for a crummy wannabe coma chan

No. 722623

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>the second half of this thread

No. 722624

>>722610
Like 2 days. I don't think I can poop, guys.

No. 722626

>>722624
Eat a spoonful of coconut oil, we sliiidin'

No. 722628

>>722619
I hadn't been on here in a week but I saw it posted last time I visited… then returned today to see it posted again

No. 722629

I made a cringy wallpaper with neon letters over a stock photo but I'm so proud of it anyway. WOohoo I love my wallpaper

No. 722633

>>722613
no, that was me
babies suck, when was the last time a baby asked you how you were doing?
fuck em, lil shits

No. 722634

>>722624
msg the best
get some mayo from east asia

No. 722638

>>722629
please share anon!

No. 722639

File: 1611618573233.jpg (1.6 MB, 2172x2896, Wallpaper.jpg)

>>722629
U inspired me

No. 722642

>>722639
They're bullying her because she's the only one not wearing at least two layers. Someone help her!

No. 722650

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>>722639
Oh that's a good one especially the use of misspelling in the title. If lolcow was a book this would be the cover
>>722638
Here it is, I made the letters in blender that's why I'm so proud, it was super easy but I've never made anything in blender before

No. 722652

>>722650
What does this say

No. 722653

>>722642
I'm sure I've read this somewhere else, same with the baby soft spot and babies being rude thing. Do I have déjà vu or is original thought a myth in the age of this weird disembodied social media collective consciousness that has people from Wigan ending their posts with "chile" and pronouncing it "chee-lay" irl

No. 722654

>>722650
this lettering is a very good fit with the image vibe, nice job!

No. 722655

>>722650
Can't read it and it's not centered but i genuinely like the look of it, well done anon uwu

No. 722656

>>722652
Nat but it says
>the incorrigible wheel tilts at a grotesque angle.

No. 722657

>>722652
The incorrigible wheel tilts at a grotesue angle (kek I misspelled grotesque)

No. 722658

>>722652
I think it says "The incorrigible wheel tilts at a grotesue [sic] angle"

No. 722659

Is cursive not taught in the USA? I'm not trying to be mean I'm really wondering

No. 722664

>>722653
Dude wtf I'm literally the same anon who was accused of being the previous baby soft spot anon. This is so weird omg.

No. 722665

>>722656
>>722657
Thanks lol. The cursive and bright text + glow makes it hard for me to read lol.
>>722659
It is, but there wasn't a huge emphasis on it in for me cause my mom didn't care enough to make sure I knew it. You start learning it in elementary and most adults do know it (mostly for signatures). It's a goal of mine to learn it this year.

No. 722667

>>722665
Ugh, sorry I used lol twice in one post. cringe.

No. 722669

>>722659
Not really. I remember having a single unit about it in 3rd grade, but that was it.

No. 722670

>>722665
Good luck!

No. 722671

Can't believe bitches in California and Texas got snow before my southern ass did

No. 722673

How is cursive different from normal handwriting?

No. 722677

>>722673
All the letters in one word connect.

No. 722679

>>722677
nta, easteurofag here, that's the only kind of handwriting i was taught in school lol

No. 722683

>>722679
OP here, same

No. 722696

I just realised belly button piercings look like vaginas and the balls a clit

No. 722698

This is a real toy…for kids.

No. 722704

>>722698
I hate you for making me remember that this weird ass shit exists.

No. 722707

>>722698
I wonder what the generation after Z is going to be like

No. 722714

>>722707
Gen Why.

No. 722716

>>722714
Gen Degen

No. 722718


No. 722731

I can't count the amount of times I've seen posts in the relationship advice thread that read like
> Guys I need your help, my bf does all these shitty things and I can't deal with him any longer
> Yeah girl that is shit, that shit stuff certainly is shit, I think your bf is a bit shit tbh
>ACtually he's not all that bad, every bad thing I listed… yeah I take it back. I was wrong and overreacting and I think you're dumb and I'm getting bitchy now because I'm suddenly that defensive about my totally not shit bf

No. 722747

>>722731
I don't know why they just don't post in the vent thread? Like at least if they're going to play it off like they were overreacting and caught in their own feelings, they could update later with another vent explaining. Instead of looking like morons getting defensive in an ADVICE thread where they're inviting anons to comment and then getting angry that random people on the internet aren't mind readers of good scrote intentions.

No. 722749

my kink is overthinking cringy shit I've said to other people (whether it was old or recent), meanwhile they probably don't care and don't remember. I will just shut the fuck up and no longer talk to anyone for the rest of my life

No. 722771

>>722449
Oh god get ready for a black herry potter or tranny hermione

No. 722772

I'm glad some anons are migrating away from here tbh

No. 722773

>>722749
me
this is me

No. 722774

>>722773
No, it's me.

No. 722775

>>722591
This. This is all i want.

No. 722776

why do so many of the people made on artbreeder look the same

No. 722777

>>722776
limitation of a dataset perhaps?

No. 722778

>>722776
is this just a fancy version of that waifu maker?

No. 722779

I can’t stop thinking about the guy who’s married to his car from the personal cow thread. I thought I had seen it all. How does it get that bad?

So many questions.

No. 722780

>>722779
hey! I'm the person who made those posts. you can ask me whatever you want, I can provide so much information. and I love talking about that guy, I'm so glad I got reminded of him and made those posts.

No. 722781

>>722778
is thispersondoesnotexist a realistic version of waifumaker?

No. 722784

>>722778
Kinda I guess. It's fun though, and it does have an anime girl section.

No. 722785

>>722780
I don’t really have particular questions so much as a deep, unnerving fascination. I just wonder how it got so bad. That guy absolutely seems like he should be on one of those trashy TLC reality shows about crazy people.

No. 722793

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Like when am I supposed to stop being attracted to men age 18-24?I'm 31 now. I was just watching this movie called devil's knot thinking the main character was so hot.(the one in the middle). I feel like a creeeeep everytime.

No. 722794

>>722793
if scrotes can thrist for barely legal 18 yrs old we can too anon

No. 722795

>>722591
I think you just said what every HP fan over the age of 10 feels.
Unfortunately they quit caring about what we think past the age of 9.

No. 722798

>>722793
I thought this way too cause of a character in a show who played a high schooler. But I looked up the actor and he’s literally my age. The guy you’re lusting over may be playing an 18 year old but actually be 30

No. 722809

>>722798
Nah this actor really was 19 when he did this role (https://www.chron.com/life/article/Houston-native-stars-in-film-about-the-West-3723432.php). It was a nice thought though kek. To >>722793 he's cute it's fine, boys that age eventually grow into 20 to 30-something predators so might as well have fun with them before they're too fucked up to be enjoyable

No. 722817

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These e-begging posts are getting ridiculous, are you telling me THIS is evidence of abuse? That you’re 23 years old and have to be reminded to do the dishes cause you’re living in your moms house unemployed?

No. 722819

>>722591
watch netflix winx maybe?
>>722449
is this real? wow. I wouldn't mind quality book remake since the films are trash, but something else can be good too

No. 722826

I love all the conspiracy theories anons in /meta/ have been coming up with recently lol

No. 722827

>>722817
kicking your kid out in and taking them off your insurance in a pandemic is pretty harsh though. no doubt the person did something to piss their mom off, but this person seems like someone who shouldn’t have had kids.

No. 722830

>>722817
there isn't enough context here to suggest that this person either is or is not being abused.

No. 722832

does anybody else use scribd? it seems like audiobooks disappear off of there… a lot. I know they're kind of like netflix where they periodically take things down and put up new things, but it seems like it happens too often for that, almost like they're trolling me

No. 722834

>>722819
>since the films are trash
Shut your heathen mouth

No. 722841

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No. 722842

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is it just me or has there been an influx of scrotes and polfags these past few days? I've never seen so much racebait in /snow/

No. 722846

>>722842
Yup. Just report any you come across, mods are banning and deleting them.

No. 722848

>>722842
The scrotes thinking we're talking about them when we're not.. Noticed an influx of those random defense posts yesterday.

Like let me talk about my (lesbian) exes without jumping to assumptions and hitting me up with percentages about mens sufferings. Nobody was talking about men lol

No. 722850

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No. 722866

I've always had thick thighs and wide hips, but I have no fucking ass to go with them and it makes me upset. I have some serious hank hill bullshit going on in the trunk

No. 722873

>>722866
Do you want to have the ass tho? You can work out if yes. It's not gonna make miracles happen but can help.

No. 722875

>>722866
It’s okay, anon, I’m sure you’re really pretty, asses are just portable seats for extra comfort for when you have to take a seat on hard surfaces like the floor or those really shitty chairs at the doctor’s waiting room.

No. 722880

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didn't expect that

No. 722884

>>722873
>>722875
Haha, it's ok anons, I was joking about being upset. While there are times I had something to fill out my pants a bit more since I have to use pants that are bigger than my waist to get them over my hips (which means I either have to use belts, which I find annoying for some odd reason, or pull my pants up all the time), I'm cool with it. My butt and I are on good terms.
Though anon is right that I need to get my lazy ass up and do some working out in general.

No. 722887

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Which one of you indonfags who did this?

No. 722898

>>722880
Apparently, in that particular scene, he wasn't acting. He said that he stopped acting and was actually scared as he saw Heath Ledger enter the set with a knife kek

No. 722903

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Ew.

No. 722910

So glad I don't have a Y chromosome lmao

No. 722912

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I like your boobs, go to prom with me?

No. 722916

>>722903
Why do they make a sequel for this insanely bad movie is beyond me

No. 722921

I feel I need to do something about the jungle in my pants, but I'm afraid of waxing on my own but can't afford going to a salon at the moment and it would take like 3 razors to go through everything, so I guess I'll just leave it be until I get a proper reason to shave.

No. 722927

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Omegaverse bullshit or scrote bullshit pyramid? You choose

No. 722931

>>722927
The sexism of it all

No. 722932

>>722927
I'm sugma af

No. 722934

>>722932
What's sugma?

No. 722936

>>722927
Definitely both.
>>722932
Sigma pals!

No. 722938

>>722927
That's not even how it's supposed works, Gamma is supposed to be the majority of social group, omega's and sigma's are both outcasts the difference is that Omega's go from a state to being excluded to induced, the Simga's are loners by choice or have given up trying to be part of social hierarchy
how do these red-pill fags get basic sociology wrong

No. 722943

>>722934
sugma balls!!!!!

No. 722944

>>722934
Sugma Deez Nuts

No. 722945

Dating must be really hard for right now for women who actually have standards. My standards are low as shit. Just be cute, text me back and bring me a combo from mcdonalds when we fuck and even that's hard for me to find.

No. 722947

>>722945
Honestly I agree. I pretty much know one or two women who actually get treated nicely by their boyfriends and every other woman I know just gets treated like total garbage. I feel like it’s worse with most men under 26. I wonder what’s happened that has made men act this way? Has dating always been this bad, or has the internet, porn and media really melted their brains to the point men are bullied by other men if they actually treat a woman decently?

No. 722957

>>722947
Considering how much media normalizes male characters being creepy and/or shitty it's not a surprise it has ended up this way, especially with all the online echo chambers that promotes that behavior on top of it.
Honestly tell me ONE sitcom or movie where the male main character(s) or love interest is an actual decent person.

No. 722971

>>722957
Samefag, but this video brings up the issue with the romanticization of one of the more common tropes in a pretty good way.

No. 722978

>>722945
Back when I was not even dating but casually meeting guys for a fwb coffee, chat and fuck kinda set up, I think I was rarely even bought a cup of coffee.

I was in great shape, chill about things and I had guys paying separate for our coffees or asking me to go to the pharmacy with them to go halves on condoms…dude I'm paying for my more expensive birth control and I'm accoming you because you live with your parents or too many roommates..Buy me a damn cappuccino and bring a box of condoms. I had one guy show up with a range of condoms and lube to keep in my drawer and it's depressing how appreciative I felt that he was…pretty much paying his half for sex essentials. No wonder I stopped all that.

No. 722982

>>722978
Modern dating culture is brutal for women. We still have to be hot and perfectly shaven but asking a guy to even buy us a coffee is considered gold digging.

No. 722984

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I need to remove the dust in my computer but I'm too lazy for that shit

No. 722986

>>722982
I was getting weed off this guy that has been trying to make moves on me (I will never be sleeping with him) and his mate was round and they started talking about vaginas and shaved. And started laughing about women that don't shave lol, i don't have a bare puss anymore. I'm in my 30s and I actually think it looks better keeping my pubes trimmed and only shaving my bikini line. The regrowth of pubes is terrible and I've had men complain about my stubble at times down there, I've never had men complain about fucking me while I've had pubes but these two dudes wouldn't fuck up about it. Says more about a man if he needs to see a vagina hairless.

No. 722988

>>722947
A friend of mine is pregnant and last time I saw her and her boyfriend, he kept interrupting her every time she talked about her baby by saying "stop calling him your baby he's OUR baby", so yeah even for soon to be father jealous and childhish behaviors is the norm.

No. 722990

>>722986
Ugh, reminds me of the time I went to get my bikini line waxed, and the lady was REALLY pushy about wanting me to wax everything off because it would be more hygienic and attractive

No. 722993

>>722793
>Like when am I supposed to stop being attracted to men age 18-24?
Why would you? Did you expect your sexuality to change?
> I feel like a creeeeep everytime.
Why?

No. 722994

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Stumbled upon some early concept art of Sailor Moon and what wouldn't I give to have Usagi use a pink magical gun for one season, calling the attack like "gorgeous love bullet!!" or something

She already makes enemies fucking explode in the manga with her magic (ok we only get to see it once or twice but it does happen) so why can't we get to see her cap a bitch

No. 722996

>>722990
Hate the notion that no hair = hygiene. Why am I considered unkempt if I don’t shave my legs in the winter? Not to mention, isn’t pubic hair meant to be protective?

No. 722997

>>722986
I've never had an actual bf care about body hair (even leg hair) but that shitty standard now where you feel like you can't sleep with a new person without shaving first.. that feeling of pressure annoys me. I'd rather skip sex than do the whole shaving routine I did when I was younger.

No. 722998

Watching couples come dine with me and omg everyone is so wholesome and cute I just want to be a normie middle aged woman with a normie middle aged husband who makes stupid jokes and massages my feet

No. 723002

>>722986
>pubes trimmed
wait we can do that

No. 723009

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>>722207
I want a trimmer for my pubes so bad. Will have to lay money aside.

No. 723022

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It makes me sad that so many people slept on Yuki Yuna is a Hero or called it a Madoka ripoff just because the characters have similar color schemes, and because they rode on the short "but there is a dark secret to their magic powers" trend that came after it.
The story concept, how their powers work, the characters and the story in general is pretty damn far from being even slightly similar to Madoka.

No. 723023

>>723009
nta, a what? I've always just used scissors

No. 723027

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I kept trying to figure out why this photo looks so weird, and I just realized Shane is on both his fucking knees

No. 723031

>>723027
LMAOOO thank you for pointing this out, that's so fuckin funny

No. 723038

>>723022
The "Madoka is the first dEcOnStruCtion of the magical girl genre" meme still grates my gears. But as much as I liked Yuki Yuna (especially the background design), it’s one of those shows I don’t like to bring up since the sexualization of the cast is pretty overt and gross in-context. Madoka’s pretty clean in that respect, so I think that is a big factor in its popularity and longevity.

No. 723048

>>723038
Yeah, I wasn't a fan of the blatant fan service either. But I absolutely love the plot twists and how they delivered them, and the scene where one of the girls finds her sister's audition tape always has me in tears

No. 723051

>>723022
Loved this anime and recommended it to all my friends who could tolerate anime. Couldn’t stand the stupid fan service shit but found it really enjoyable despite that too anon! The premise is different enough and the reveal about what’s going on was so good. Even the ending was amazing and a major relief.
Now I really want to watch it again. It’s one of my favorite magical girl anime’s, the risks and stakes feel more meaningful and let’s be real the magical girl designs are so fucking good and the way they deal with the girls being crippled but still able to fight is one of my favorite takes on the genre.

No. 723053

I like when I fart and it rolls against my vagina, but I hate when I feel a fart tickling my butthole. It feels like something is crawling up/out of there. Blegh.

No. 723056

>>723051
Did you watch the OVA? I never got around to finish it because I got too busy when it aired, but I found it pretty decent - not as good as the actual show but it's an ok watch if you want to see more.

No. 723058

>>723053
When the fart bubble goes between your lips.. Not gonna lie I've snuck farts out before and been weirdly stimulated by the unexpected vibrations of it traveling in that direction. The shame lol

No. 723060

>>723056
I’ll definitely try to find it to watch, I was hoping they’d do a sequel or something.

>>723038
>>723048
It really would’ve been perfect if not for the stupid fan service. So many potentially good anime ruined by someone deciding they need a weird ass shot or physics defying tits.

No. 723065

>>723038
>sexualization of the cast
>Madoka’s pretty clean in that respect

Not really at least in the Magia Record spin off game have u looked at half of the transformations

No. 723066

>>723060
I completely agree, it can really turn you off. Especially when you try to show it to someone and you have to try to explain that you are not a complete degenerate and that there is an actual story going on there.

But honestly I love deconstructions or parodies of the magical girl genre. If you want some good laughs read Suicide Girl or Machimaho: I Messed Up and Made the Wrong Person Into a Magical Girl, both of them have made me laugh out loud several times.

No. 723070

>>723066
Anime or manga? And I definitely will, I just need to find somewhere to watch/read.

Did you watch the magical girl rising project? I thought that one was interesting too and I can’t remember if they were going to do another season but the manga goes past where the anime stopped.

No. 723074

>>723070
Both of them are mangas, but it wouldn't surprise me if Machimaho would become an anime one day. The pacing is perfect for it.

I LOVED Mahou Shoujo Raising Project, considering there is a lot more to the store I really wish they did a second season but I don't think it was popular enough… I really like the concept of Mahou Shoujo Spec-Ops. Asuka with the girls pretty much being regular child soldiers with ptsd, but I think the execution could have been so much better and it annoys me how the anime is basically just a big ad for the manga.

No. 723078

>>723065
I was comparing just the initial anime series of both franchises (since I never cared to consume the spinoffs). That doesn't surprise me about Madoka, though.

No. 723083

sea salt and dark chocolate is the greatest combination ever but as soon as you add almonds it's ruined

No. 723088

>>723065
I gotta say though, so many of the outfits in Magia Record is so fucking U G L Y. I know they had to crank out a bunch of girls with varying designs for the game, but some of them really needed to stay as concept art and nothing more.

No. 723092

If anyone has any other magical girl recommendations please drop the names, I’m always looking for more (especially the deconstructed ones or ridiculous takes).

No. 723094

>>723083
I agree actually.

No. 723098

I'm angy, I was supposed to get a email concerning starting training at this job I applied at, however I got nothing back. They said they'd contact me. I got nothing back. I've already emailed them before because it was a month and I hadn't heard back, and I'm getting fucking ghosted again, great.

No. 723099

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cringe leftthot tier take from cc

No. 723101

>>723099
Obvious larper is obvious

No. 723103

>>723074
If you haven’t watched wonder egg priority yet you should give it a go.

No. 723104

>>723083
I don't eat dark chocolate, but I hate you almond-hating whores.

No. 723105

>>723099
I smell male

No. 723108

>>723099
Sniff sniff… Is a unwashed male balls and ass that I smell? Sniff

No. 723109

>>723104
Fight me skank

No. 723111

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>>723092
Princess Tutu is a classic. It's so beautiful. It differs a lot from the "colour-coded team of best girl friends" formula and instead spins this tragic fairy tale about true love and fate and identity. I can't recommend it enough. Fakiru for life.

No. 723112

>>723092
Mahou Shoujo Site, the manga is finished and it seems like it recently got an anime as well.
Mahou Shoujo of the End is made by the same creator. The concept is cool pretty much a zombie apocalypse but with brain dead magical girls instead
I don't know if Cutie Mutie really counts as a magical girl manga, and it is pretty disturbing. Seems like the translation team dropped it though.

No. 723114

>>723092
I recommend watching this long ass video about all the magical girls of history ‘till 2018, it has lots of nice series, specially some from my childhood like corrector Yui.

No. 723117

While some of us are on the manga/anime subject:
Am I the only one that considers recommending anything by Junji Ito when someone is asking for horror manga recommendations "cheating"? If you like horror manga you'll obviously know who daddy Ito is. It's like recommending Pokémon when someone asks for anime recommendations.

No. 723122

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Whoever this lady is is so cool to me

No. 723127

>>723117
I'd agree. It only makes sense to recommend it to absolute newcomers to manga and/or anime.

No. 723129

>>723117
Sometimes people are just not as in touch with stuff or just getting into it. What’s obvious to you may not be to someone else.

No. 723130

>>723099
kek whichever scrote wrote this is SO mad. also not the classic ‘ackshually i make racist jokes and watch gore videos because it helps me come to terms with the world around me!!!!!11!!!!’ excuse all scrotes make for their weird behaviour

No. 723132

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I wish there were Beyonce only versions of her videos with Jay Z. I want to watch her dance in Deja Vu, but I'm also forced to watch that ugly ass man who actually looked good in this video cause he was young, but I still don't wanna see him

No. 723139

Wish me luck you guys, im cramming for finals cus I barely study for a whole semester and my midterm score isn't enough to save my ass from finals lmao.

No. 723140

I want to know more about my co-workers gf. They've been together 16 years but only see eachother on the weekends because that's how she likes it. My co-worker would rather live with her but says he loves her so much that he is ok with this arrangement. They are both in their mid-40s and my co-worker is very handsome imo so I imagine his gf as hot and cool. I try to get little details out of him here and there but we don't ever have a lot of time to chat.

No. 723175

I love the idea of Harriet Tubman being on a bill, but I also wish the gov would just use that money towards improving black communities tbh. This whole thing is just kinda like putting a bandaid over a bigger issue.

No. 723180

people talking about their stupid boyfriends online and especially on tik tok. “omg guys me and my boyfriend—“ skip “so my boyfriend got me—“ skip. just shut up, nobody cares about your boring boyfriend. i have a bf myself so i’m not salty but i wouldn’t plaster him all over the internet. i also hate girls that make their boyfriend or husband their whole personality, it gets so boring to listen to.

No. 723183

>>723140
Damn, now I'm curious too. It's such an different lifestyle (than the usual social standard) to have for so many years, I wonder how they're doing it! And if they have any advice bc honestly it sounds like a dream.

No. 723184

My friend called Haru from Beastars a giga chad and I can't stop laughing at it for some reason

No. 723186

>>723140
I'd be sus of my partner if they only wanted to see me on weekends tbh. If it works for them then that's good though.

No. 723187

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why isn't the same done to men's sports again?

No. 723207

>>723180
in my experience anyone over the age of 18 who can't talk about anything without mentioning their bf probably doesn't actually have one to begin with. every time i've been friends with someone like that the boyfriend ends up being an fwb who doesn't actually care about her, or he just straight up doesn't exist

No. 723211

>>723187
Iirc women aren't prohibited from joining men's sports, it's just that they aren't crazy/suicidal, and no trans man beats men's records. It's obviously only beneficial one way.

No. 723221

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Ladies I fucking suck at integrating and I have no idea why. I've been here for at least 2 years now, almost every time I post I have anons confused at my statement. I accidentally post with weird spacing or lettering and by the time I notice it's already too late to delete. My biggest shame was posting a picture of weed and I had my blue light filter on so it looked like something else, I said what I thought it was but then I had a bunch of anons correcting me. How do I manage to embarass myself every time I post I'm a retard

No. 723223

>>723211
thanks anonnnnnnnnn, that should've gone to stupid questions tbh

No. 723229

>>723221
this post is completely fine though so you're not THAT bad

No. 723231

>>723180
> girls that make their boyfriend or husband their whole personality
Bpd women, or untreated bpd women at least

No. 723234

I can't tell if my period is truly over… and I want to get a toy out but the thought of cleaning up is too much

No. 723237

>>723234
condom, bathtub

No. 723245

I'm eating a mont blanc right now and it's a little bit too sweet but it is soo cute. It even came with glitter on top. Totally worth the $6 I spent on it.

>>722947
My current tinfoil is that this is because of online dating. If guys feel like they have an infinite pool of tinder girls, they won't be willing to invest much?
I've literally never had a guy, even fwb, that didn't want to pay for me when we go out and I think that's because we tend to meet in real life and I hang out in male dominated spaces where women are perceived as more special.

No. 723247

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My long hair makes me feel like an amish horse girl but I'm terrified of cutting my hair since I'm afraid it'll make me look fatter than I already am

No. 723250

>>723247
Bitches always look better after cutting that horsegirl mop though

No. 723258

Has anyone here got a massage before?

I'm thinking of going to this ladys house nearby for an hour long massage because I get headaches a lot and wore tight bras for a long time. I'm nervous though and feel it's either a thing for bougie or athletic people only.

If you had a massage, what was it like?

No. 723259

>>723258
>I'm thinking of going to this ladys house nearby for an hour long massage
In a pandemic? jk, I hope your massage is nice, anon

No. 723264

>>723247

this reminds me of myself – I did it and it felt so fucking freeing. I recommend it 1000000%. I was pretty chubby back then and it did not make me look any fatter (at least, I think). If you are really afraid - try going mid length and then go shorter if you feel comfortable.

No. 723267

>>723259
I thought the same tbh but my ears started ringing 24/7 recently and I read it can be due to muscle strain in the neck. And I haven't exactly been going to concerts. I don't want tinnitus nonny. I really don't.

No. 723268

>>723258
This one time, after massaging my body, the physio lady massaged my ears. HOLY SHIT. It was un-be-lievably good. Like, WOW. I had no idea my body needed that, best surprise feeling ever.

No. 723269

Why! Would a ! 50k followers having!!!hot mua follow my sorry ass, i am sweatinnnn sweaty

No. 723270

>>723180
I have a classmate, who while not bragging about her bf (well, not often) constantly starts her sentences with "oh, my boyfriend talked about this/read about this" or "my boyfriend tried to explain this once to me" whenever we talk about current political events or basically anything not personal. Like holy fuck, bitch, is there anything YOU ever thought about without your boyfriend? You're an university student, you should be able to read.

No. 723271

>>723247
Same, anon. Even though I've lost a lot of weight, my face is straight up the same level of chub. Feels easier to hide behind my hair.

No. 723275

>>723269
So what's the @, anon?

No. 723279

Just want to read a straight slowburn romance but half of the books in the goodreads lists are 1)not slowburns 2) cringe
So… anons… have you read anything good recently?

No. 723280

Why do "collectors" (consumers) get so defensive when it's acknowledged that "collecting" (buying) isn't necessarily a hobby because it has little to do with how much someone is actually interested in a franchise, but instead how much they are willing to spend money on useless products that they've been duped into buying specifically to fit the image of a "fan" that consumerist companies want them to aspire to?

No. 723281

>>723275
I am not gonna doxx myself, i am her last followed.

No. 723290

>>723279
I haven't watched the series Normal People but it's based on the titular book so you might want to give it a look? People say the book is even better.

No. 723297

>>722903
but why?

No. 723312

Just saw someone on Twitter call Tyler Oakley a himbo. What the hell is going on? What timeline is this?

No. 723331

>>723312
>tyler oakley
well that's a name i haven't read since 2014

No. 723333

>>722971
>>722971
Stranger Things as a show always bothered me because Eleven could have been the main character , but sometimes it feels like Finn wolf whatever is the main dude half the time. Why did they even need to be a romantic love interest? she was like 12 during that show. It feels so creepy. Also, that poor red head in the second season got the worst end of the stick.

No. 723341

Even though I quit smoking years ago, I will never be able to stop holding any cigarette-shaped item as if I were holding a cig

No. 723352

The lc discord is so boring. I joined specifically cause I thought there was gonna be some drama in there with whats happening in meta, but there is none! Fuck you calm and friendly bitches, start a fight!

No. 723361

>>723352
That sounds good, maybe I'll actually join?

No. 723364

>>723361
I mean it is a cool server, and it has me considering making a real acc and using other discord servers, but it was just disappointing for what I was expecting lol

No. 723367

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>>723312
I don't like it

No. 723368

>>723367
woah he's buffer than I thought

No. 723373

I was friendly with a bpd woman years ago (not actual friends but friendly through a course we took and stuff we had to do afterwards for extra points on the course) We went out drinking one night with another friend and the bpd woman bought me drinks all night. I also kinda had the shits that night and I was going to the bathroom between each round of drinks. I told them I was just peeing alot..

In retrospect I wonder if she was putting eye drops or laxatives in my drinks because she went up to order each time and I was the one minding the table and our stuff.. I've had the shits the day after drinking but that night was sus.

No. 723406

I miss going to the swimming pool so much…

No. 723422

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Went on MapCrunch to just look at places, ended going down the road somewhere in Wales, and just looking at it (with help of some somewhat depressing indie pop on my playlist) made me cry. I wish I was out there, alone, feeling the summer sun, listening to the insects, wind, unbothered, detached from all the tiring shit my life is, able to go wherever I want, just sit out in the field for hours.

No. 723431

>>723022
I'm sorry because people keep saying it, but, the way they just stuffed the camera up the wheelchair girl's ass was so fucking funny to me

No. 723440

I hate newfags. “Piercingfag here” “as a former fashionfag” “pewdiepie looks so much like my bf it’s eerie” just die. Please just die.

No. 723444

>>723440
me-ow anon, why so hateful.

No. 723454

Where the fuck did this sigma male shit come from. The first time I saw it was yesterday and I thought it was a set up for a Ligma joke

No. 723459

>>723454
Racial psuedoscience and phrenology that helps lonely right-wing scrotes feel better about themselves.

No. 723469

>>723459
Wdym by racial?

No. 723471

>>723440
Not a newfag, nonny. Just come infight me like a real woman.

No. 723487

>>723440
i wish my boyfriend looked like pewdiepie
i'm jealous of newfag from the yt general

No. 723498

Whenever I listen to fun music, I’ll end up swinging side to side a little too enthusiastically or wiggling around in my seat without even realizing it. I’ll play the mii theme at work and end up wiggling from side to side in my seat and I always have to catch myself and stop but it’s just fun! bopping around to some fun music! I love it!

No. 723506

>>723469
Phrenology and the "studies" (which I say loosely) behind it, around the period in history when it was more popular, were very heavily connected to racial pseudoscience and since-disproven ideas about race that were prevalent at the time. Look up the 1981 book "The Mismeasure of Man", it was the first book to go into depth about how most methods used in phrenology and biological determinism were either based on false ideas about race, or were used to create false narratives about supposed racial differences in humans.

The "alpha male / sigma male / beta male" stuff isn't necessarily inherentaly racist. At the least, it's astrology/MBTI-tier typology that takes the "virgin vs. chad" meme a bit too seriously. But you'll notice most scrotes who passionately follow it, or believe it to based in scientific fact, are racist and right-wing (if they aren't already avid believers in 19th century racial pseudoscience.)

No. 723517

File: 1611715832847.png (Spoiler Image,488.91 KB, 412x404, this-is-me.png)

I've been here since 2016 and it hasn't been fun for a long time. Mods please ban my ass so I can never come back to this shitty site. I'll see you bitches in hell.

No. 723524

>>723517
Havent read the post or thread yet but please kindly delet this

No. 723529

>>723444
Because trying so hard to sound integrated can have the exact opposite effect. Also lying and blogposting will always be retarded.

No. 723532

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saw this in my google news feed and straight up thought it was a wand

No. 723546

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Does anyone have this image saved? A dog/sphynx/lizard's head photoshopped on a pale naked man's body. I saw it in some thread here.

No. 723551

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It physically pains me that I'll never see what the earth looked like millions of years ago. Not just computer renders but like actually witnessing the living things evolve and continents shift. I just wanna see it and hear it and smell it and then yeet right out of there before I get myself killed.

No. 723554


No. 723569

I wonder how the anons in Belle's threads look like if they nitpick everything about her

No. 723572


No. 723644

I saw a highschool age couple walking back to a flat from the shops yesterday, and the guy was kind of bullying the girl? At some point he yanked her long hair back, I guess she took it as a playful thing to do by her reaction, but didn't retaliate in any way. The way he did it looked like it actually hurt though. Then they got to the apartment front door and he elbowed her out of the way, opened the door then tried to shut it on her, so she was struggling to keep it open and he was pushing to shut her out. Watching her, she looked like she wasn't enjoying herself at all.

I remember seeing a lot of that dynamic when I was in school, I never experienced it so maybe I don't understand. I mean with old bfs I'd playfight and trick or gross them out, but that kind of constant aggression and fighting just seems exhausting. Why would she put up with it? Does she actually enjoy it? Is it low self esteem? Mine is pretty low but I'd have no problem walking away from that shit behaviour.

Idk maybe someone who loves having a bully bf can explain.

No. 723674

I remember we did a class exercise during home class in the fifth grade where we passed around papers with our classmates' names on them and had to write something positive about them. Then in the end took our personal sheet, and picked the thing we founds most and least fitting. Most people wrote I was "funny" and "nice", but one person wrote I was "beautiful" and I almost started crying and wanted to pick as least fitting, but realized that'd seem like I'm fishing for concern and compliments. It burned so deep into my memories.

No. 723677

>>723644
Lol that annoys the fuck out of me. When it’s not playful or flirty but just straight up aggressive. He’s probably just an autist who doesn’t know how to flirt. Most teenagers are.

No. 723688

I hate when fitness "influencers" make "home workout" videos and then use equipment worth thousands. Like a bench, hip thrust station, whole set of dummbbells etc…
Your average follower probably doesn't own half of the stuff.

No. 723699

I fucking hate how so many male fans despises girl character who act "feminine" except when theyre turned into coombait. They also act like the only way a girl character to be is if shes basically a dude in womans clothing kek.

Overall, the hatedom around many female characters is seriously obnoxious and projecting on the side of the shit stained autists most of the time

No. 723701

>>723699
>They also act like the only way a girl character to be is if shes basically a dude in womans clothing kek
tbh the pseudo-feminist nlogs also do that

don't forget the fujos who hate any female character who might get in the way of teh yaoizzz and male coomers who hate literally any female character who is not waifu material by moid standards

No. 723703

File: 1611741822014.jpg (28.32 KB, 700x700, N-2100xe8wi8100.jpg)

Going to post this because my eyes are traumatized right now

No. 723706

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>>723703
and here's a pupper

No. 723707

>>723701
True, all of them are insane autists whose hate and jealousy over women spilled into fictional mediums. I would think most people who spaz over fictional female characters either have some personality disorder or some type of illness where they think fantasy and real life is the same. Idk why more people dont call them out for their fucking retardation because its pathetic to see

No. 723709

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tfw lolcow is pretty much your daily morning spergpaper and one day you check in to see… that. in all my years on the internet witnessing goatse and tubgirl and the like somehow i managed to avoid cp, now i feel so violated. poor, poor kids. picrel is what every single pedophile deserves

No. 723712

>>723699
As someone who likes shounen anime, reading any discussion on female characters is impossible, even if they're decently written. They either need to be overpowered and become "mommy" for male coomers or are weaker than the protag and get hate for being useless and people ask why they even get panel/showtime.

No. 723713

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>>723709
>>723706
>>723703
Quick everyone spam pics of sleepy ducks and pancake hamsters

No. 723717

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No. 723719

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>>723713
have a powdered pup

No. 723720

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What putting on eye makeup when you're really nearsighted feels like

No. 723721

>>723720
I never wore make up but want to one day but never thought about this… what am I gonna do… it's gonna look like shit anyway cause it's gonna be my first time, but why make it worse…

No. 723727

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>>723713
not a duck or hamster, but hope this will do

No. 723728

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>>723719
Hiiiii powdered pup

No. 723729

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No. 723730

File: 1611743481928.jpg (42.72 KB, 720x726, FB_IMG_1571439476000.jpg)

I love him

No. 723732

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No. 723733

>>723709
wait what the fuck happened?

No. 723734

>>723733
Some scrote posted cp in /ot/ and /pt/, it's gone now though

No. 723737

>>723734
Thank god I didn't see it, good job mods

No. 723739

File: 1611743769780.png (119.82 KB, 273x275, beans.png)

♥ I hope you all have a good day, afternoon, evening, and/or night.

No. 723741

>>723739
I want to kiss my screen every time I see toebeanz

No. 723744

>>723739
tag yourself, I'm pink pea

No. 723746

Friend: "I have a half-finished cosplay I really need to get around to fix"
Me: "Neat, how much do you have left?"
Friend: "Everything"

If this isn't cosplay mood idk what is

No. 723747

>>723739
cat paws and cats in general are the main reason why i'm not a full-blown atheist. they must have been deliberately designed by a higher being, they're too perfectly adorable

No. 723764

>>723744
I'm black eyed pea!

No. 723769

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>>723728
hi polar bear, this is pengi

No. 723775

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>>723769
Gimmie a hug pengy
> inb4 TaKe ThIs tO tHe AnImAlS ThReAd

No. 723790

>>723699
i don't think i've ever seen a male fan like that. most of them hate the "dude in woman's clothing" trope (they usually accuse those characters of being mary sues) and think moe uggu is the only way to be. but in some cases i can see how "masculine" behavior would be valued in action series, to get the plot/action going or something

No. 723824

>>723790
Tbf, its more common in North American fans to want every girl to be a badass action chick. While American and non Japanese fans who prefer Japanese media tropes tend to hate it. Both suck ass though

No. 723871

Oh shit oh shit, a woman I thought would be a confidante and friend I think is actually closer friends to the guy I was complaining about, shit. She seemed to respond incredulously to his behaviour but maybe she's a shut stirrer idk.

I saw a message on his laptop from her saying "we need to talk", it's the first day we're back in. I message her and get no reply for hours, it seems like they communicate frequently, ugh.

My complaints were legit, but the guy is a close teammate and the woman I thought a friend is distant , we both complain a lot but it'd do a lot of damage to the dynamic if he was relayed all the complaints I had about him.

What do I do? How do I do damage control? If it even is about me, I could be catastophising but that message was sus as hell.

No. 723903

>>723871
>My complaints were legit

Then you have nothing to worry about. Who gives a fuck

No. 723904

A long time ago I used to think that all men were Idiots but now I've come to realize that women are Idiots are as well

No. 723905

File: 1611758075733.png (1.1 MB, 1688x948, family_are_like_brownies.png)

I love her

No. 723910

>>723905
I really liked her too! I wanted to be her friend. are they gonna make any more episodes do you know?

No. 723927

>>723905
She seemed really cute! Aslo incredibly based. Described her perfect type as "rich, muscular, blonde, tall", etc. - her family told her to lower her standards and she just said "no".
If they ever make a new season of that show, I want to see her 'where is she now' episode

No. 723933

>>723905
Who dis

No. 723935

>>723933
Netflix show Love on the spectrum

No. 723940

>>723910
Anon have you watched the Undateables yet? Might tide you over for a bit

No. 723946

The modern Skype call ringtone gives me jumpscare-level anxiety and I hate it. I hate it so much.

No. 723947

File: 1611761795199.gif (Spoiler Image,76.67 KB, 195x200, im.gif)

i was looking for scooby doo gifs and found this

No. 723958

LADIES BUY INTO THE AMC DIP NOW AND IF YOU HAVE ANY SPARE FUNDS GME TOO

No. 723962

>>723958
>buying those meme stocks now

Nothanks

No. 723985

>>723947
I slizzurp tha nurd.

No. 723988

File: 1611764873090.jpg (45.18 KB, 700x685, 6173c11ef179bb4037edbdcde7b93a…)

reading the redditors shenanigans at wall street atm, we really do live in a simulation (but is it really that serious? wall street isn't going to crash that much right?)

No. 723993

Finished Three Comrades (Remarque) yesterday and I feel like I was sucked of all life.

No. 723995

>>723988
theres this saying about “when the shoeshine boy is giving out stock tips, it’s time to get out of the market”

when the shoeshine boy’s retarded little brother bands up with retards of the world to manipulate the market, well…

No. 724004

I just realized that burnette girls vs blonde girls is white people's version of dark skin girls vs light skin girls.

No. 724064

File: 1611770696153.jpeg (240.18 KB, 828x542, 6CB7E613-DDBE-4EAD-8521-FB4714…)

wasn’t sure where to put this but i wish we had a scandinavia general, the fins have one. norwegians, danes and swedes understand each other so there’s no need to have a separate thread for each country. learning about neighboring milk could be fun. not sure if any other scandinavians would be interested, though.

No. 724065

>>724064
Just make it anon

No. 724090

This guy I knew in uni who was known for being hot, "pussy slayer" (not my words), and being a douche has become ugly by growing a shitty beard and gaining weight (he used to be fit/lean). What's up with this? Not that I mind he got ugly because he was an ugly person inside but damn! Men definitely hit the wall more and harder than women.

No. 724105

The comment section of this video makes me want to die. That's all.

No. 724119

>>724105
why exactly? because i'm seeing comments shaming the mom, others shaming the 2nd guy and others shaming the girl for posting such a shit tiktok

No. 724124

>>724064
>>724065
This, make one please

No. 724125

>>724105
Who airs this shit on social media… I swear to god

No. 724138

I know most people dont like to picture their parents having sex..but I swear my parents conceived me and pretty much never fucked again.

They had seperate bedrooms and stayed married but they barely even spoke to each other. I think my birth broke their marriage.

No. 724141

>>724138
my parents actually still get along very well but there seems to be no romantic chemistry between them, they act so much like best friends (which is great, really) but i don't remember ever seeing/hearing them even kiss on the lips or call each other pet names or anything. i'm sure it's also because they're my own parents and also because they're too old to be acting like lovestruck youngins but they do seem almost asexual to me.

No. 724153

>>724064
>>724065
>>724124

first time making a thread, hope it works >>>/ot/724145

No. 724158

>>724141
Mine barely spoke, my mom died of cancer and when my dad appeared to be grieving it honestly suprised me as he ignored her for her last twenty years on earth anyway?? They were essentially co-parenting without the divorce.

I have memories of meeting my childhood bestfriends parents… and them just sitting on the sofa together .. I never even saw that at home. Mine lived together but left the room whenever the other one entered it.

Being best friends actually sounds sweet.

No. 724183

wow they achieved what so many of us have dreamed of by like accident lol https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/02/travel/kihnu-estonia-women-unesco-folk-culture-tourism.html

No. 724185

I love how girls/women's voices goes up a couple of octaves when we say goodbye. idk I just find it so endearing, never thought about it until I saw a post commenting on it a few years ago and now I can't help but smile when it happens.

No. 724211

windows 10 is so stupid and cringe. every once in a while my computer audio randomly stops completely and only restarting fixes the issue.

No. 724215

>>724211
Update those drivers girl

No. 724217

>>724215
that's the worst part. windows says they're up to date

No. 724225

why do i find the most retarded shit anxiety-inducing? latest example, unironically the fact that there is still no steam page or even microsoft store page for yakuza 3-5 on pc depite the release date being tomorrow. i've been checking both platforms like once every hour today and nothing and it bothers me so much, mostly because i feel like i shouldn't have sold my ps4 and it also bothers me that i'm autismal enough to be bothered by this retardedly trivial thing

No. 724229

>>724211
Try Linux instead.

No. 724230

>>724229
I've been thinking about that honestly, but gayming tho. i know about wine but not all games perform well enough on it

No. 724236

>>724119
Honestly, the girl shouldn't have made the tiktok but the amount of comments saying "cHeAtiNG wOuLD bE wRoNg even if the dad was less attractive" as if it's a hot take is pissing me off. Men being sensitive and acting like it's socially acceptable for women to cheat on someone less attractive or just cheat in general. It's not.

No. 724279

File: 1611790600183.gif (1.44 MB, 400x300, 21424214.gif)

I rarely buy snacks for my house nowadays but I caved and bought fig newtons (they were less than a dollar!!). I've already eaten a full sleeve. God why do I do this

No. 724295

>>724279
it's good to treat yourself sometimes anon

No. 724300

>>724105
The unintended message is that she'd be more okay with the cheating if mommy chose a rich attractive man to tramp with instead of an old fat sack.

It's kind of on the tiktok girl for airing this shit without realizing how this would make her look. It's almost like she's pissed off that she's not gonna get a new attractive rich daddy after her mom's divorce lel.

No. 724319

>>723229
Thanks anon, you're right. I haven't caught a ban yet so I guess it's not that bad

No. 724323

File: 1611797628347.jpeg (176.13 KB, 933x815, 1573864193376.jpeg)

What the fuck anons. What the fuck. Wearing tight pants for the first time since even before the pandemic and this shit fucking sucks. No. I shall not be keeping this shit up!!

No. 724346

I wish misogynoir meant something different because it's a really pretty word otherwise and I want to name my kid that

No. 724356

I wish I could be only slighty as obsessed with any man as driveranons.

No. 724359

>>724346
Misogynoir is a fire name, honestly. Sounds like the name of some pretentious kid who's parents bought his way into an ivy league school. Draco Malfoy vibes.

No. 724367

>>724356
join us

No. 724375

>>724356
I'm obsessed with another man that isn't Driver and it makes me sad I don't have enough ilk to fangirl with, truly is a sad existence

I cant convert to driverism when I'm like this

No. 724376

>>724375
Who is him?

Jim Carrey?

No. 724379

File: 1611805899648.jpeg (14.85 KB, 280x180, C4B81A34-1C17-4D27-91D5-2C9E50…)

Just discovered sanders sides and I’m just? I can’t articulate my sheer distaste. Is it just shipping different versions of himself with himself? Is this just an updated once-ler type situation? Why are people into this. I’ll never understand and I don’t want to.

No. 724380

chad pussy posting is the best thing to happen this year (so far)

No. 724386

>>724380
What was good about some anons (scrotes) sperging about pink vaginas and which race of women have the best coochie

No. 724388

File: 1611807538117.png (359.07 KB, 665x736, 41.png)

>>724386
i meant these posts

No. 724401

>>724376
yes I'm dying over here

No. 724405


No. 724417

>be black
>all my life being told have darker discolored lips is unattractive and they need to be pink
>this style of lip color is becoming a makeup trend

At this point it just feels like people are just trolling me

No. 724422

>>724417
do you mean like when the edges of your lips are darker and it gets lighter in the middle? I find that so pretty, I've always wished my lips were like that

No. 724427

File: 1611812757480.jpg (73.08 KB, 640x640, 1634824b9012a49d3b3eef73f94240…)

>>724417
Also a black girl, and it is a lil annoying to see features you've had your whole life be turned into trends that you got made fun of for. I like to try to look at it as a positive though, cause hey, at least less people are hating on those features. Still annoying it had to be a trend for that to happen though. Anyway, I hope black girls keep embracing their natural lip colors

No. 724428

File: 1611812768983.jpg (47.98 KB, 800x800, fc66078f437855c0d16c2572fb0e46…)

>>724417
the chocolate lip liner with pink or gloss in the middle? that's a 2000 trend anon or could you post a pic for context? i dont have social media

No. 724431

>>724295
ty anon, I actually saved four from the sleeve but your comment made me eat the rest.
>I feel no guilt

No. 724459

>>724356
i'm as dedicated to my current husbando as the driverfags seem to be, does that count?

No. 724463

>>724459
Yes, it does. At least your husbando is fictional so you can never feel the pain of not being with him

No. 724466

>>724463
Nta but
>thinking it doesn't hurt everyday that your ideal man is not real

No. 724479

>>724459
At least 2D men are symmetrical and don’t look like the pallid, inbred offspring of a human woman and a monkey

No. 724483

>>724466
>realizing your real man is probably an arrogant ass at best and evil at worst and feel immense sadness knowing this

No. 724484

>>724483
>>724466
I love being a lesbian

No. 724486

>>724479
technically not 2D but yes, he's indeed quite symmetrical… almost

No. 724488

>>724486
Whomst?

No. 724490


No. 724491

File: 1611820742474.gif (1.34 MB, 480x270, dbd.gif)

>>724488
ayrt, it's him

No. 724492

>>724491
As a driverfag and into 2d man too, What a fine taste anon. Do what you love. I support you ♥

No. 724513

i remember playing flash games on the official barbie website and i always found it kekworthy that every single character had a ™ after their name. that's literally how i learned about trademarks

No. 724518

While I haven't landed a job since I became unemployed in early december I've still gotten called to interviews like every second week. It makes me feel like a less of a failure considering so many people rarely even get one.
Too bad I actually AM a failure, I guess I'm just really good at hiding it in my applications.

No. 724520

I think I finally get kanye west and hip hop in general I feel so happy I'm enjoying this so much.

No. 724521

>>724520
why are the most talented ones always batshit crazy

No. 724525

>>724520
Nice anon! What artists have you been listening to?

No. 724526

>>724521
still trying to find the answer but maybe because they're so crazy they don't limit themselves to certain expectations or values so they follow their own flow and end up doing something unique. probably one of the things that always prevented me from enjoying kanye west is how stupid and misogynist he is.

No. 724530

>>724525
I'm really basic and entry-level I listen to artists like kid cudi and a few soundcloud rappers. I'd very much like recs.

No. 724532

808s and heartbreak is one of my favorite kanye albums (probably my second favorite) even with all the autotuned singing, hell actually because of it, it's very well pulled off

No. 724540

>>724530
I guess the classics like Tupac and Biggie would be good. There's also Lil Kim, and Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday and Pinkprint albums are great some of her best work. Kendrick Lamar is a huge fave of mine.

No. 724545

File: 1611827296750.jpeg (685.82 KB, 1242x1192, 36FC0913-387F-4B1E-B3A9-BD6768…)

My mom borrowed my phone and I’m pretty sure I was last browsing snow and was reading the fembky thread summary and she saw the thredpic because she is technologically inept and doesn’t know how to use siri to search for things instead of opening safari and scrolling about

I think I will change my lockscreen password now

No. 724555

My nose started bleeding on its own and I feel like it's my own body trying to take me out since my period starts in two days

No. 724558

>>724545
Rip anon I got the feeling of shame too reading this

No. 724564

File: 1611830177434.jpeg (Spoiler Image,38.72 KB, 640x782, titty-cat-5aa38b1c29209.jpeg)

I wish I could afford shit from toonzshop. I also how thing I find pretty =/= things that suit me.

No. 724567

>>724564
why does that cat have tiddies

No. 724568

>>724567
nta but I think she's a mama? Idk why she only has one set of boobies though

No. 724570

>>724567
Idk anon, I found the picture online and found it hilarious. Might be shooped?

No. 724575

>>724568
samefag, but her boobs kinda look like smooth balls

No. 724577

File: 1611831533052.jpg (22.22 KB, 564x846, 2c507fc06f8a5268aaccffb01be258…)

>>724567
you cant see the rest because of her pose.

No. 724600

Accidentally posted this in the old thread.

Fuck the scrotes that are trying to claim Robert Pattinson now that he's Batman, he always has and always belong with the ladies that loved and supported him as Edward.

No. 724601

File: 1611836751998.png (91.77 KB, 479x268, mashpee.png)

You ever have a lower opinion of a place purely because of the name, even when you don't know anything about the place itself??? I hate this name, I don't know why they haven't thought to change it yet or something.

No. 724602

>>724600
Us women built that weird, smelly boy

No. 724603

>>724601
to be honest, most "weird" place names in America are actually taken from their original names in Indigenous American languages

No. 724606

File: 1611837302098.png (23.27 KB, 868x276, fucking.png)

>>724601
>>724603
samefag, at least Fucking, Austria finally decided to rebrand

No. 724607

>>724603
Okay that's fair actually; I'm not from America so that didn't occur to me.

>>724606
KEK I know the residents were kind of miserable but my family and I got a good laugh out of that story when it first broke

No. 724621

File: 1611839430659.png (141.41 KB, 175x406, AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.png)

>>724518
Samefag but holy shit I got phone calls from two places I never thought I'd get even an interview at, one of them being the defense forces.
I'm both SO happy and nervous, idk what's going on because I have absolutely no education beyond high school (and I honestly barely remember anything) and I don't know anything about anything how the fuck am I supposed to not fuck up how did this happen

No. 724634

I used to at least try to LARP as a normal person when I met someone from the past. Then I got into a sado-masochistic streak of revealing how much of a NEET am I and kind of enjoy the discomfort and shock of other people. Now I just don't give a shit, although I'm not even a real NEET by now, just kind of a loser. Like in the beginning I was nervous and avoided people because I had nothing to say and felt guilty, now I just don't want to talk to people about anything.

No. 724649

That shoeonhead picture is so fucking creepy. I don't even read the thread that much but I wish they would stop posting it lmao

No. 724656

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No. 724673

File: 1611847310121.jpeg (49.99 KB, 749x703, 629FA76F-0295-4FDE-8589-9D5BD2…)

>>724490
wait wait wait wait

are you implying a similar personal hwell or is this a mistakepost, because if you and me share the same interest ilu

No. 724675

can't masturbate because the neighbors upstairs wont stop stomping and its making me feel gross and hyperaware of their presence

No. 724677

File: 1611848657926.jpg (18.61 KB, 601x601, 447.jpg)

>>724675
That's nothing anon, my (probably) autistic sister paces around the house 24/7, sometimes right outside the door, and I still do it. You have to learn to block it out

No. 724739

>>724479
ahahahahaahhhaaaaa
gold

No. 724743

>>724621
what job, i need one and ive got the same kualifikayshuns as you??

No. 724745

File: 1611855086487.jpg (82.55 KB, 801x503, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>724677
Fuck, I remember I was living in my grandparent's apartment block for old people when I was 13 for a bit, and I'd pace while listening to music a lot. In front of the window. Didn't think anyone saw me until I randomly got gifted a pathetically simple puzzle set for 4 year olds by an old-fart acquaintance of my granddad who thought I didn't have anything better to do.
I still pace and handflap, though, lol. I'm probably not autistic, right?

No. 724753

To that fucker who posted a hand full of holes: I just wanna tell you to go fuck yourself and I hope a car runs you over today

No. 724754

>>724753
was it gore or just trypophobia shoop?

No. 724756

>>724754
Trypophobia

No. 724761

>>724745
I do the same! My dad does it too. He's not autistic but he is a bit weird and very nerdy.

No. 724765

I posted a few days ago about having absolutely hideous constipation that I had to digitally disimpact. Pleased to report I had the world's hugest poo and for the most part it slid out just fine. I think it's a couple of weeks' worth. I wanna hop on the scales to see how much weight I just lost.

No. 724781

>>724513
holy shit on the topic of barbie flash games, I used to play the babysit baby chrissy(?) game all the time when I was little. It sucked ass but I still played it.

No. 724783

>>724492
>as a driverfag
Don’t all of you have twitter stan accounts where you condemn and dogpile anyone who uses any sort of slur, where you rt ban lists of people who are ‘uncomfy uwu’?

No. 724786

File: 1611857508821.png (1.03 MB, 827x1373, 565461651.png)

>picking at deep ingrown hair on nipple near areola
>gotta get that bitch out
>have sudden thought
>"what if it's actually a vein haha"
>syncope.png
>wake up on floor several minutes later

I landed on the corner of my bed and now my neck hurts ouchie

No. 724787

>>724745
I'm not an autist and i dance around the house sometimes, I see it as a stress reliever ig? Trying to get out of the habit because I feel like a retard

No. 724790

>>724783
>twitter stan
Please don't put Driverfags and twt Driverstan in same level.

No. 724792

>>724745
ayrt, my sister does it while listening to music too and she arm flaps and skips a lot too. Though it's that combined with several other behaviors that makes me think she's autistic, I'm sure you're fine anon kek

No. 724797

>>724790
damn, we really live rent free in some anon's heads kek

No. 724802

>>724783
I don't even have a twitter account
You are probably thinking of kpop stans

>>724797
Both we and AD himself kinda get mentioned everyday in /ot/, it's kinda funny

No. 724809

>>724802
I think its started after we migarated to /m/ is really funny.

No. 724810

Do women really not like simps? I actually love attractive men who act super desperate and horny for me. Desperation is actually a turn on for me.

No. 724813

>>724810
I think I'd like it if I was the only woman he was doing that for. I assume most dudes who simp for girls on twitch or onlyfans or whatever would simp for literally any woman, for any reason, because they're desperate and horny.

No. 724817

>>724810
The word "simp" has lost its original meaning. It has a very negative connotation originally. It does not mean a man that treats you nicely and is crazy over you. Originally it meant a man who gives you money and gifts and then acts like he is entitled to you having sex with him, or simply because he treats you nicely.

Now scrotes use "simp" to shame normal or nice men.

No. 724819

I finally realized that I do in fact like animu girls not as much as guys tho I also realized that my taste is almost sort of scrote-tier.

No. 724824

My brain is incapable of learning when it comes to sparkling water. I've tried it several times throughout my life. I hated it every single time, took one gulp and refused the rest. Any time I'm around it and I want to avoid drinking other carbonated stuff like soda, I think, "It's not that bad, I'll just try it again. I'll swallow it quickly." I taste it and it's so fucking repulsive I can barely bring myself to finish it. I don't drink anything until I can get something else to drink. It's like getting burned from touching the stove and remembering the feeling, except my brain doesn't remember. Why?

No. 724826

>>724600
Based. These scrotes suddenly wanting to watch R-Pat movies now.
>only seen The Lighthouse
Basic poser bitches.

No. 724831

>>724819
I fucking love kuudere girls so yeah, but I don't even feel shame anymore because I never engage in waifu talks with scrotes

No. 724835

I think my rat is pregnant… I'm going to be a nan! Does anyone have baby rat name ideas?

No. 724837

>>724835
r
rat boy

No. 724838

File: 1611862295952.jpeg (55.22 KB, 600x600, open-uri20150422-20810-f3qxzs_…)

>>724835
Cute, congratulations anon!
Remy
>picrel

No. 724842

>>724835
baby rat

No. 724843

>>724835
Jelly Belly

No. 724845

>>724802
waiting for the day that a valid competitor comes as a challenger to driver, i wish we could just start an overall fangirl discord for us fan weirdies but that's now against lc rules

No. 724846

>>724673
Ayrt, I just thought these anons >>724401 and >>724491 were the same anon lol.

No. 724857

>>724532
yes anon, I've been been relistening to that album, its so good, right now I've been feeling the song Amazing

No. 724860


No. 724877

>>724790
>>724797
No, you are the same. You are exactly the same.

No. 724905

File: 1611868062882.jpeg (23.63 KB, 360x360, 979C0E35-4ED1-4D62-BCE0-4AAAFA…)

I really love watching crime scene clean up videos on YouTube. Also occasionally browsing r/crimescene.

No. 724906


No. 724910


No. 724920

>>724905
Ay why do i feel like i know you but same.

No. 724921

>>724835
Ratthew

No. 724924

File: 1611870051946.gif (841.56 KB, 500x281, 49C86B32-898D-4BCC-B4CB-4500C1…)

I wish espurr was real so I could have one as a little pet

No. 724926

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No. 724931

File: 1611870668673.jpg (225.47 KB, 1988x1300, 227e3c68a3f9fe0cd8ef5b271e91ce…)

>>724924
same but vaporeon though I wouldn't mind espurr as well!

No. 724932

File: 1611871006694.jpg (42.08 KB, 600x592, d1652ef490df848efa0c4b1c95436c…)

I'm too anxious to send a text to turn down a job interview for a job I dont want and I already have a good job so I have nothing to lose by declining but anxiety

No. 724934

>>724932
do it, it's just a text. they won't care either way i think. but you will feel stronger once you do it

No. 724958

File: 1611873173928.jpeg (253.58 KB, 750x976, 15E7D0DF-B304-4D2D-B856-45743B…)

is anyone else slightly obsessed with episode or is it just me

ignoring the bizarre art, wattpad tier plots and all, it’s a guilty pleasure

No. 724970

>>724786
I once read a horror manga where a women went to a doctor because she found stray hairs in unusual amounts on her breasts and then he pulled and pulled on it, because it was kind of like a thread and I think at one point she was completely deflated or so.

No. 724971

>>724786
….are you okay? Is it still sticking out? Don't you have to go to a doctor for that shit?

No. 724972

Selfharm, abuse, victim, triggered, eating disorder

No. 724992

>>724958
I went through a phase of playing chapters/episode etc, but I would always get so frustrated when I ran out of diamonds or whatever and couldn’t pick the option I actually wanted. Actually you have made me want to redownload

No. 725015

File: 1611881705725.jpg (55.85 KB, 750x561, EV-E3vlWAAACayB.jpg)

I saw two anons make a reference to/use a pic I made and it made me a lil happy. It was just something stupid, but seeing anons use it makes me feel soft lmao

No. 725036

File: 1611883827772.png (5.07 KB, 69x62, Capture.PNG)

I love this little cow at the bottom of the page… the little "lol" especially does it for me

No. 725054

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lmaoooo

No. 725057

>>725054
what is anon even talking about I am way too confused

No. 725058

>>725054
she's autistic but right tbh

No. 725059

Which one of you bitches went on that anti anal spamfest just now, fess up

No. 725060

Pixyteri should become a Vtuber and roleplay her animu girl true life. Or i just had to much weed. I would watch that shit, she could stream nastalgic classic games.
A farmer can dream

No. 725061

i'm tempted to shave my head and wear wigs, should had done it when i was unemployed.

No. 725065

>>725054
She's right, even if this is not the way to go about it

No. 725067

>>725054
Is this the anal avenger anons talked about?
can't tell if master-shitposting, autism or some kind of sad episode.

No. 725075

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>>725054
Just adding this to the canon.

No. 725079

I don't get when some people get rich they start getting strangers to spend extended periods of time in their house doing odd jobs any capable person could just do. Like I'd do the bare minimum work wise if I was minted, have a moderate house, live somewhere warm most of the year, have a pool and find a regular supplier of drugs and be content as fuck. How could you truly relax when someone is waiting on you to give them a task. No thanks. In my fantasy I swim a lot, smoke a lot of weed and have a job that requires minimum effort. I don't know if I ever settle down I might adopt when I'm an affluent old woman.

No. 725086

>>725075
The understatement of "(derail)" is hilarious.

No. 725087

>>725075
This is the first post I saw from anorectal anon, and I was genuinely confused.
Now, I'm even more confused. What's wrong with this person? Why Lolcow for this crusade?

No. 725090

>>725087
I don't know but I cannot stop laughing at their escapades

No. 725096

>>725090
I almost think it might be a low quality raid attempt, kek. At least it's not as bad as some of the shit that gets spammed on here.

No. 725100


No. 725102

>>725087
>What's wrong with this person? Why Lolcow for this crusade?
A quote from one of her threads >>>/ot/723607
>I have been doing as much for far too many years now. I am very, very, VERY fucking tired of people not listening and taking serious and effective action.

For anyone that doesn't know, this anon made the first anal avenger thread two days ago in /g/, and then it got locked. Then she made a second thread in /meta/ and it got deleted, then she made 2-3 threads in /ot/, then made this post in the shoeonhead thread >>725075 and then spammed these threads >>725054. This anon has lore. They're dedicated as fuck for some reason. The threads she made on this board are still in the catalog.

No. 725104

tbh im scared cp is gonna be posted again today. The last time the poster waited a day in between posts. Hopefully he's gone tho

No. 725105

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No. 725107

>>725105
Where can I buy tickets to the concert?

No. 725108

>>725105
my future child

No. 725110

>>725107
a puddle in the backyard
:.:.:.:.:.. . .

No. 725119

>>725110
anyone know morse code

No. 725126

>>725064
>she

No. 725135

When I'm browsing the internet out of boredom I never have any issues but the second I need to look something up or check my email for work it cuts out. I want to bang my head against a wall!!!!!!

No. 725138

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Do we have a handmaiden janitor?

No. 725139

>>724765
Good job anon. I had to push out a rock hard 8 inch long turd that had a full 90 degree bend in it. almost tore my asshole open. We are so strong.

No. 725150

>>724971
Anon I'm fine! It was indeed just a hair, it was the thought alone that I was potentially seconds away from accidentally excavating a titty vein that made me pass out lmao.

No. 725193

I either like really buff guys or really scrawny guys, I don't know what that says about me ?

No. 725195

>>725193
That you're a woman of culture.

No. 725199

>>725138
Large influx of newfags so it feels weird around here. Just saw somebody post that "little trans things" comic alongside "her" vent post and it sounded like a 14 year old wrote it. Like, integrate

No. 725200

>>725195
Thanks, really wish it didn't seem like that you have to like one or the other

No. 725208

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>>725193
and when I say buff I mean naturalistic, not some steroid freak whose in the gym 24/7 and has a inhuman diet, I'm speaking more of a natural peak human physique
A Warrior, A Soldier, A Boxer/Full Contact Karate fighter, A Punk Rocker

I don't know if there's a specific term to describe this type of body

No. 725226

why does 2017 feel like it was only a year ago but 2019 feels like it was like 8 years ago?

No. 725227

There's a post I am looking for and I can't remember if it was here or on another site? FML

No. 725228

>>725227
I found it

No. 725229

I spent 10 straight hours with no break frantically writing my story until 7 in the morning lmaooo. I mean on one hand I'm extremely proud i've written so much as I haven't in a really long time, but on the other my sleeping schedule is fuuuucked

No. 725241

How do people like this even live, like I mean who watches Robocop and think constructs a Alex Murphy was actually Trans narrative

No. 725247

>>725241
It's so stupid. he was a man with a family and kids and the whole narrative was he still felt human even though he was mostly machine. He struggled with his humanity and morals. people who try to shoe horn trans bullshit into everything are actually the worst people.

No. 725251

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i just had a dream where I was wandering around as someone else with gordon ramsay and I fell and got stung by some bug in the dream
woke up and the exact hand that was stung in the dream hurts irl

No. 725259

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I am going to run a discord gayop and make one male paranoid and both hate each other simply because I have the means and it will be funny

No. 725264

>>725259
what's a gayop ?

No. 725278

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>>725264
A trolling psyop (psychological operation) i.e. I am going to bait scrotes and they will take the bait and in the most retarded way possible blame each other.

No. 725285

I'm listening to this but is it in a different language? I'm not understanding most of what they're saying rn

No. 725378

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My thanks to the anon in the pro ana scumbags thread that wrote about wanting roast. I had forgotten to put on a timer on the steaks I had in the oven and you reminded me about them just in time, they came out perfect thanks to you!

No. 725387

I booked a haircut for tomorrow, I havent been to a salon since I was 15 and I have biracial hair which I straightened out for the first time in years to get it cut. I just want the damaged parts hacked off so I can grow it out really long. Pretty damn nervous to get it cut ngl

No. 725391

>>725285
Nah anon, it's just MJayneeze.

No. 725433

Seeing the appalled reactions to that Angel persons tweets in the artist thread is so funny cause I could easily imagine her tweets as posts on here. In some of those she sounds exactly like a crazy farmer.
>>725285
Lol no it's not. He's just singing fast and "slurring" some of the words

No. 725530

>>725378
Aw thats made my day anon, hope you enjoyed them!

No. 725532

Just ordered a couple of prints
Nothing special really, just marble patterned prints with some gold in them. Need them for the aesthetics in my hallway so I can trick the mailman into thinking I'm the kind of adult that has her shit together and I wasn't at all crying in the kitchen while eating cucumbers before he delivered the package

Also because they're pretty damn sweet and the website has a 30% sale

No. 725545

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Just found out my little sister has the same husbando as me (pic rel) I'm so glad I finally have someone to sperg over fictional characters with irl

No. 725558

>>725545
that's wholesome. I'm happy for you.

No. 725605

all the anons talking about finances, investing and economics are so hot, you should make a thread about it (i'd do it but i'd fuck it up, i know nothing about this)

No. 725619

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I've had this weird pit in my stomach for almost the whole day now and I don't even know why
Hope this is not like some bullshit premonition something and it's just some random anxiety bullshit something

No. 725623

>>724835
Girl names
>winnifred (could be shortened to Winnie)
>Brisby (refrence to the secret of NIMH

Boy names
>templeton (a reference to danger mouse and Charlotte's Web)
>Kevin(a reference to Kevin Hart's height)
>Danny(a reference to Danny Devito's height)
>carlton(a reference to Carlton Bank's height)

No. 725625

>>725619
I'm having the same feeling today. My current job is getting new managers and we're all worried about hours being cut. i hate this feeling

No. 725628

My white woman SJW coworker is thinking of converting to Islam. This has made me lose all respect for her. And I’m going to accuse of appropriation now.

No. 725633

>>724970
Was it Junji Ito??

No. 725634

>>725628
Big Yikes. Why any woman would willingly convert to islam is beyond me…

No. 725635

>>725634
she might've only seen the 'good side' of Islam

No. 725643

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Looking at the childhood crushes thread and the husbando thread makes me kinda envious and sad. I've never felt that sorta whereby spergyness where I would like a fictional character, especially the fact that I missed out on this as a kid. The closest thing was a passing liking of Howl (pic related). I just want to have a husbando

No. 725651

>>725633
Nope, I don't think so. I think it was in some one shot collection by a lot of different authors?

No. 725653

I’ve been doing good on intermittent fasting, eating smaller portions, and cutting down on unnecessary snacking (sticking mostly to low calorie options or just fruit) but this past week I’ve felt absolutely ravenous. I wasn’t very hungry or unsatisfied before but now I want to eat everything in sight and just munch on things endlessly aaaaaaa

No. 725668

>>725634
She is a white SJW who sees PoC as props and not as real people

No. 725673

>>725643
It's never too late to get a husbando, anon. My last one was acquired last year

No. 725680

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These things

No. 725681

>>725680
They're pretty. I would get one but idk how to play any instruments

No. 725692

>>725681
samefag, are these instruments? They look like weapons

No. 725694

Hot fries are my only weakness. I cannot stop consoooooooming.

No. 725695

>>725681
They're for cock & ball torture. Which can be considered a fine art too.

No. 725696

>>725695
I genuinely can't tell if you're messing with me

No. 725706

>>725696
I'd post an example but I don't want tranny janny to have any personal distress

No. 725710

>>725695
JFC anon you've had me doubt everything for a moment but it is, indeed, just a musical instrument

No. 725711

>>725706
Maybe you can post it in the femdom thread? I think they like that stuff over there

No. 725713

>>725711
Oh my god nevermind I'm an idiot. fuck you anon :(

No. 725719

Does Mountain Dew have a describable flavor to you guys? I feel like it's like coke. It doesn't taste like anything, it just tastes like Mountain Dew.

No. 725720

>>725719
Nonsense. Coke doesn't imbue you with pure, raw gaming athleticism.

No. 725726

>>725719
Coke tastes metallic to me but it's been a while

No. 725727

>>725726
I now realise you mean the drink

No. 725730

>>725727
You mean you saw mountain dew and coke in the same post and thought I was talking about CRACK?

No. 725731

>>725681
>>725692
Sorry anons, had dinner. They're jaw harps and ridiculously easy to play. I figured it out in about 5 minutes and I'm an idiot

No. 725732

the adam driver thread is hilarious lol i didn't know he had such a fanbase (aside from lc as well)

No. 725734

>>725730
It's been a rough year or two

No. 725736

>>725545
Lucky…

No. 725741

>>725643
You don't find your husbando, your husbando finds you. Just watch some more shows/play more games babe.

No. 725745

>>725732
Apparently people at ONTD also like him

No. 725788

I'm gonna be so sad if twitter makes the block country thing a real feature. I follow so many great foreign accounts on there. I'm not even sure if the blocking countries thing is real though

No. 725804

>>725788
The fucking what

No. 725809

>>725804
I heard from here that a feature to block content from certain countries was in the works. Idk how true that is though cause I can't find anything about it when I google it. I'm sorry if the way I worded it in my first post made it sound weird lmao

No. 725830

>>725809
Please god please let me block america and its hellspawn from my life

No. 725850

Retard is the best,most inclusive insult. Men can be retards, women can be retards, black and white, tranny and pretty, even you and I can be retarded. I wish it didn't become so stigmatized as a slur recently, it's fucking retarded

No. 725860

>>725850
I accidentally said retard around a liberal friend, they looked at me like I had just shot someone. Like I'm autistic, couldn't I just say I'm reclaiming the slur or something? I guess I could say stupid instead but it doesn't hit quite the same as retard

No. 725864

>>725850
you articulated why i feel different about it from the way i feel about other slurs
#proud2bearetard

No. 725870

>>725850
Nah, asshole is the most inclusive one. Everyone has one.

No. 725872

>>725850
Overlooking the word "bozo" is the biggest mistake one could ever make. We all have the ability to be a clown.

No. 725875

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>>725850
Guess we all forgot Booboo the fool

No. 725888

Ban me for being horny if you want, but I wanna eat marshmallow fluff out of some dudes asscrack. Might even dip his dick in peanut butter.

No. 725889

>>725888
you should be banned for liking dirty asses

No. 725900

can the anorectal violence bitch stop

No. 725902

>>725888
Cow behavior

No. 725903

>>725850
yeah, the deep satisfaction I get out of calling someone a retard is like no other. i’ll never give that word up

No. 725907

File: 1611987307427.gif (1.1 MB, 299x299, 507928D9-C8FC-4107-A193-E844CA…)

sigh Reddit banned r/febfems bc of “hate speech”… that sub was barely active yo.

No. 725909

>>725902
Yeah but I at least I'm not like the Anal Avenger Anon and haven't made like 10 threads to discuss ass eating unless…

No. 725911

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honestly, I find this funnier every time

No. 725912

I thought it was like 6 pm and it's actually 1 am holy shit

No. 725913

>>725911
i made that gif and it's so funny to see anons using it lmao

No. 725915

>>725913
oh shit, thank you for your service, queen

No. 725916

Girl Scout cookie season is almost upon us! Hot diggity dog!

No. 725920

>>725912
…how long have you been in that basement non

No. 725921

>>725913
oh shit and she even came back again, i’m crying, thank you for your masterpiece

No. 725922

>>725732
There’s a thread for him….? Why?

No. 725923

>>725907
Hate speech against who? MALES? Reddits a cesspool anyway.

No. 725925

File: 1611988608291.gif (27.3 KB, 252x71, ASSemble.gif)

>>725921
>>725915
Lol thanks guys. I made another one a couple days ago, but I didn't think it was as funny

No. 725931

>>725925
It's actually great, I love alliterations

No. 725935

>>725920
Literally, the only thing that made me realize it is a fic author I follow on twitter tweeted "I'm going to bed yadayadayada" and I was like "huh, that's weird. Usually it's around 12 am est when she tweets that" I promise I'm not being weird, I've just been following her for a while and check frequently for updates so I notice that kinda stuff

My sleep schedule is so fucked, and this is just a warning I need to get back on track

No. 725944

>>725628
>And I’m going to accuse of appropriation now.
That's stupid, don't do that. Instead, tell your coworker to read about Islam and it's false prophet Muhammad from non-biased, trust worthy sources, you can start by telling her that Muhammad owned multiple women as sex slaves, while having 11 wives at the same time. If your coworker is interested in religion direct her to Christianity

No. 725946

>>725944
>If your coworker is interested in getting lobotomized, direct her towards a milder form of brain damage.

No. 725962

The Lolcow Awards 2020 didn't even finish yet and Anorectal Violence Anon is already the best worst troll of the year

No. 725964

>>725946
Your analogy doesn't apply in this situation.

No. 725965

>>725962
her posts got deleted the other day, I hope they leave them up for at least awhile so we can see how long she'll go
honestly the most interesting thing going on right now, drama is running dry

No. 725984

>>725944
Non biased sources such as? Also lmao at you thinking Christianity isn't a fucked religion as well.

No. 725990

>>725986
I wasn't even sperging, maybe take that stick out of your ass.

No. 726005

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Life would be so much easier if manifestation was real

No. 726006

>>726005
It is. Don't write off stuff you haven't tried, anon.

No. 726007

>>726006
But I did try
Desperate times

No. 726015

>>726005
You know what, I'll try the purple-car-game with a timelimit of 24hr. Universe show me a purple car plz.

No. 726016

>>726015
Although I am OP, I'll try again, fuck it.
WHERE MY PURPLE CAR AT
I'll report back

No. 726019

>>726016
me too

No. 726021

>>726015
>>726016
>>726019
anons don't forget you have to leave the house to see a purple car (i mean, unless you want another house entrance that is…)

No. 726022

>>726020
I literally planned on leaving the house already because I'll go grocery shopping with my dad
Waiting for putt-putt

No. 726033

Goodmorning bisexys ♥

No. 726037

>>726033
good afternoon to you too~

No. 726040

>>726021
I can see the busiest carstreet in my area from my kitchen/livingroom/room so I'll just look out of the window.

No. 726042

has anyone else ever clenched their vagina and felt like a muscle or some shit crack? I know I sound like a man, but I swear something in their is cracking

No. 726043

>>726042
*there, sorry I don't feel like reposting it.

No. 726052

Does anyone else make to-do list one day and then the next day you have no idea what you meant?

No. 726056

>>726052
I sometimes make notes for fluffy love stories to not forget the situation, but always just in one word or some weird obscure abbreviation that nobody would ever understand because I'm too embarrassed to type it out, and forgot two ideas completely and … rearranged, several others, a lot of times, if that counts.

No. 726068

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I just bought some really tall platform boots (feels nice to be tall) and my friend says I look like a bratz doll
>>726052
Sometimes I make grocery lists but then when I'm in the store I can't read what it says

No. 726072

>>726007
if you’re still interested, maybe check out neville goddard

he’s kinda weird but listening to him is what made spirituality really make sense to me, and id be lying if i said ive mastered the art of manifestation or whatever, but my life has really really improved in a lot of ways since it clicked

dont let the bible stuff put you off lol, he’s using it allegorically

No. 726081


No. 726103

I think my older brother is in a poly relationship where the girl is dating another dude, what a fuckin cuck. But he's totally acting like they're still exclusive. At this point I'm too scared to ask bc I suspect he's embarrassed about it.

No. 726114

Kind of dumb but I found it strange how callous anons were being about Sophie’s death in the celebricows thread. Like I get it, nobody likes troons but I mean can’t you be respectful when someone’s just died?? Idgi.

No. 726116

>>726114
I don't get the "respeckt" meme, like none of us personally knew random celebs who died, people die every minute. We don't owe anyone respect just for doing the inevitable human thing: die. Maybe I just see the "bE rEspecTfuL" get-out-of-jail card too often from apologist stans.

No. 726123

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No. 726141

>>726114
Yeah same, I don’t like troons but they weren’t a bad person or anything, all they did was make music. I wasn’t a fan but some of my friends are so I did text them abt it, people are pretty torn up about it. It’s so sad cause that’s just a really strange way to die imo, really scary

No. 726149

>>726114
yeah tbh I think we all enjoy being bitchy on here but the celebricows anons are on a whole other level of viciousness

No. 726150

>>726114
Also agree. Trans politics aside, I love Sophie's music. But I guess this is the only place people can safely say how they feel about trans people. This isn't the first celeb death anons have been totally vicious about. The kind of reactions on here if you even mention a trans person or dare use the "wrong" pronouns gets pretty old tho.

No. 726155

>>726114
Celebrities don't deserve respect

No. 726156

>>726116
This isn't 4chan where you shit on dead people and whine about others thinking it's wrong to shit on dead people (who haven't done anything major like child molestation, murder, etc)

No. 726159

Last few days I've had several flashbacks to cringey and embarrassing moments from when I was a teen and I literally shiver and want to die whenever it happens

No. 726162

>>726159
Same I wake up randomly at 1am thinking about how I fucked up a speech infront of hundreds of people years ago

No. 726166

>>726156
You're one whining. Save your feelings for twitter. You bitches pick the weirdest shit to posture over. Nitpicking some living 18 year olds body is fine but you wanna ~respect~ some junkie tranny man. I'm sure his family and friends will see and appreciate your compassion on lolcow.

No. 726168

You are all so nasty, laughing and being cunts about Sophies death. Im gc and pretty much anti troon, but twisting a death of a musician that many looked up to that "oh they were on drugs", "teehee 41%!!!". Why dont you focus on the degenrates of the troon community instead.

No. 726174

>>726168
Why does it matter if he's not degenerate? No one's still obligated to respect him (or anyone else for that matter)

No. 726178

When I see anons say bm and I get happy and think it's black metal but it's brandy melville. It makes me sad Please anons come give me company on the metal thread I am behind half the posts there

No. 726179

>>726174
nta but dumb logic. why do we have to be antisocial all the time and just do whatever the fuck we wanna do without decency ? thats where we get people doing all kinds of foul shit including CRIMES so this "logic" is idiotic

No. 726181

>>726168
stop being so dramatic and triggered. no one has wished death on sophie. ppl on image boards make fun of literally everything anyway like have u forgotten what site u are on. also, someone making fun of a troon does not mean that they are gc and as a result care about other more degenerate troons.

No. 726182

>>726181
samefag i cant read apparently, and thought >>726168 said "wish" instead of "twist". god this makes your post even more whiny like let's be honest falling off a roof because u were gna look at the moon because u are ~spiritual~ is a pretty lulzy way to die.

No. 726183

>>726179
>being mean to a man on a gossip site is just as bad as doing crimes
All men should die, including the nice ones. I'm ready to take my ban.

No. 726184

>>726174
You dont have to be upset or give respect, but you also dont have to be a nasty cretin about it. Someone died troon or not, its called not being a sociopath and finding it funny or drama worthy. I like lc but some you guys really need to go outside.

No. 726188

say it with me:
men

aren't

people

No. 726195

Stfu trannies. This isn't facebook. There's no praying hands crying emojis to be found here. I suggest you take your own advice and go outside.

No. 726197


No. 726199

>>726183
your said no one is obligated to respect anyone, did i read this wrong ?

No. 726200

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>>726188
>>726183
Based anons, hope your bans are short and mostly for show ♥

No. 726205

>>726162
>>726159
Do you guys suffer from anxiety? This is a GAD thing for me, I get the same way and it got worse when I got to my early 20s so I'm just curious.

No. 726229

>>726205
I don’t really know if it’s anxiety, but I also tend to have issues with sleeping because I remember a bunch of shit I did as a kid.
Is there even some way to stop remembering those things?

No. 726236

>>726229
maybe try reading before bed?

No. 726270

>>726205
I do. One of the reasons to why I tend to overexplain things because I'm scared to be misunderstood or something is going to miss the point of my joke, I try to work on it but I always get anxious over the possibility.

No. 726278

PHILOSOPHYTUBE TROONED OUT HAHAHAHA

No. 726283

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34°C outside today yet here I am making spicy beef broth soup
I will die of heatstroke but damn I woke up with this mighty crave (Wish I could eat it with noodles though, but I can't)

No. 726290

>>726283
gib me some anon it’s 1°C where i am

No. 726292

>>726283
(this image kills the ana chans)

No. 726307

File: 1612037909136.gif (335.96 KB, 600x338, downloadpizza.gif)

>>726290
I really wish I could!
Not to brag but it came out really good and I just love sharing food.
Wish we could all ilegally share and download food

No. 726311

>>726166
Lolcow is toxic but everyone should know our limits at least. Aren't morals a good thing?

No. 726347

File: 1612040646824.gif (3.13 MB, 506x252, 183e58720a9f43a2d0d32f432f6f4a…)

>>726283
when I saw that pic my salivary glands were like

No. 726350

>>726283
That looks so fucking good anon. I'm craving hotpot as well, it's rainy and gloomy in my city.

No. 726391

File: 1612044824579.jpeg (63.37 KB, 500x500, EF96D423-7328-42A8-AA49-0A874D…)

>>726307
I wish I could download a pizza right now, with ham, peas, mushrooms, bell peppers, onions and olives.

No. 726394

>>726311
and yet this is where you draw the line? a random male you don't even know?
the only reason why anyone's even boohooing over this is because he worked with celebrities. otherwise no one would care.

No. 726395

>>726114
I agree. I don't agree with the radfem/terf/gc anons here, but I feel like it's disgusting either way to be happy/joking about someone dying it's also funny cause a few days ago in the twitter thread people were saying it was bad that some twitter users made a joke out of someones death

No. 726424

I genuinely hate gum so fucking much. It's disgusting to me and I hate when I can hear someone chewing it and smell it. I will hold my breath if I smell gum. I know I may sound autistic or whatever, but it's literally just the grossest thing to me and I've felt this way since I was a child. I don't know if I could even date someone who chews gums. The thought of kissing someone after they have chewed gum is fucking REVOLTING

No. 726425

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>>724846
ah I see time for me to go back in the fucky wucky box, but i still won't stop making his faceapp babies

No. 726426

>>726425
>fucky wucky box
Oh my god anon, what the hell? The spoiler def did not say that before

No. 726428

File: 1612048851679.jpeg (192.01 KB, 1169x586, 4B978C51-21A6-480D-B222-CAF46F…)

>>726426
to be unabashed and simultaneously feel maximus amounts of shame is my specialty and I definitely belong in the box and the corner

No. 726429

File: 1612048900719.jpg (35.79 KB, 500x375, pretending.jpg)

Do any other brit farmers pronounce lolcow with a northern accent for the lolz? I have a standard London accent but it’s just so much fun going lawlcaah

No. 726430

>>726429
Samefag I think it’s a result of watching too much gogglebox…

No. 726434

>>726429
who are you speaking about lolcow to?

No. 726436

>>726429
I just pronounce it lolkau tbh

No. 726438

>>726434
I just say it to myself whenever I open it up

No. 726439

I just love misspelling stuff to how it could be pronounced by people who speaks other languages to mess up with my bff.

No. 726440

CAN SOMEONE BAN THE INDONESIAN SPERG ALREADY?

No. 726441

whose gonna troon out next? Im thinking this year we'll get a popular rapper and about 5 more breadtubers. Almost all the women in breadtube are ugly men.

No. 726446

File: 1612050044293.jpeg (103.29 KB, 1050x654, E051CDBF-8D31-4C42-84A6-BB5832…)

I had a dream my bf left me for some other girl and the dream ended with me killing myself

No. 726452

File: 1612050334313.png (450.82 KB, 624x462, 00098206453.png)

i rly wanna dress like all four of these characters irl – no one's gonna stop me

:)

No. 726453

>>726452
homo outfits

No. 726454

>>726452
What is this from?

No. 726457

>>726453
lol out of the four only one is pretty gay imo

>>726454
Megazone Two Three

No. 726460

>>726446
das kinda hot.

No. 726461

File: 1612051258862.png (1.13 MB, 1023x812, unknown-1.png)

i'm playing rimworld and i made a uterus kill box to kill all male raiders that dare enter my women's mountain

No. 726465

>>726461
Very good work

No. 726466

I had some notepad files with random 4 letter/number titles popping up on my computer, and I was so scared I had some kind of virus, but I just now realized it's from downloading some stupid images off of google. What the fuck

No. 726470

>>726461
Queen shit. Also cute pawn names

No. 726473

File: 1612051905000.jpg (13.59 KB, 480x455, 632b9e752d8a38a66ae401d4a168ef…)

I used to drink coffee to help with my bowel movements
Now I don't even know how I did that, but I Pavlov'd myself to crave coffee when I wanna poop, not the other way around
wtf

No. 726474

>>726473
used to be like that with cigs. now i am terminally constipated

No. 726475

File: 1612052236717.png (71.32 KB, 482x598, bitch whatthefuck.PNG)

>>726466
One of them just opened on it's on oh my god what if it is a virus

No. 726479

>>726475
THE CCP GOT YOU SIS

No. 726481

>>726474
Now do it with coffee

No. 726482

>>726479
WHO IS THAT????

No. 726483

>>726482
Oh my god it's the fucking chinese

No. 726484

>>726466
>>726475
Have you downloaded/torrented or used any shady streaming sites recently? Check the info and see what date they got saved onto your PC. Also why don’t you have Norton or another antivirus software bitchj

No. 726489

>>726484
I literally downloaded Avast for the first time a couple days ago when the first file popped up. The only thing I downloaded was google files (and some files from here). I did use soap2day and some other site to watch concerts though. I think it's from google but I just don't understand why photos would save as fucking notepads

No. 726503

>>726489
do you have an adblocker or anything that would prevent you from downloading a virus in the first place?

if you don't have an adblocker and you get your comp back to normal i would recommend ublock origin and the following filters:
>default filters (should come with it)
>easylist
>easyprivacy
>online malicious url blacklist
>peter lowe's list
>anti adblock killer (an oldie filters but gets rid of most messages asking you to turn your content blockers off)

also make sure to disable the option that allows you to whitelist some ads

sage for dumb spergery but I've been anal about online security for years after getting a nasty virus that almost crashed my old machine

No. 726515

>>726503
If a download gets blocked (usually when I'm downloading cc) it's cause of Chrome. I didn't have any antivirus on this specific computer until like 4 days ago lmao I just didn't think I'd need one. I already have the Adblock extension, but I'll download Ublock too. Thanks for looking out, anon!

I did run the file through virustotal and it said it wasn't a virus, but idk guys. I feel like the Chinese gov is up to something jk, jk

No. 726517

>>726475
Corona finds a way

No. 726521

I am kinda very sad and lonely but I just made onion rings and feel better!! Still pathetically lonely doe.

No. 726530

My cat whines as he purrs when he's looking for extra attention or food. It makes him sound like a cooing dove.

No. 726531

>>726515
NTAYRT. You will need to uninstall Adblock before you install uBlock Origin as they will clash. It's nothing to worry about though as uBlock will do everything Adblock does and it uses less resources so your browser will be faster. You can also download uMatrix and this will work with uBlock.

No. 726532

>>726531
anon who first posted the ublock rec and agree, adblock and adblock plus are what I used for years, but when I discovered how light ublock was on my system I never went back

No. 726540

Why is every trans person behind on rent lel
I always find it amusing when people list off their whole profile for donation tweets.

No. 726546

>>726540
they're not actually behind on rent and just want extra money to buy shit. that's the case for most people who make donation posts on twitter without some kind of proof of what emergency they're dealing with

No. 726552

>>726546
also samefagging but sometimes i'm a hypocrite bc i'll donate to pet/animal gofundmes even if there isn't any proof kek
i know i'm a sucker and i've probably gotten scammed a few times but i'll see a pic of someone with their pet and then my heart will break thinking about anything bad happening to them

No. 726564

File: 1612060474101.png (153.78 KB, 629x266, even more reason to kick them …)

babies don't have real kneecaps

No. 726574

File: 1612061242255.jpeg (83.37 KB, 750x725, 16A901B1-A105-4ADE-8FB3-486758…)

>>726552
But I get you.

No. 726582

I feel like there's a new poster here. Like, I know it sounds weird but they have a noticeable way of typing and speaking. I think I also saw them in a /snow/ thread.

Also, I've noticed more anons are typing with no caps

No. 726587

>>726582
I’ve noticed a person in a couple threads, who has a distinct writing style too. It makes me wonder if they don’t realise that they’re easy to point out.

No. 726603

>>726587
>>726582
Is it the anon that writes like she's either a poet or a redditor? Kek

No. 726608

>>726582
Whats one of her posts?

No. 726609

>>726603
Op here, nah it's not that one, I think that anons pops up less frequently. I don't wanna describe her typing style cause I feel like it'll sound super generic, but I swear it's recognizable.

No. 726611

>>726608
I feel like she might be the Candace Owens wk that was in snow a couple days ago

No. 726613

Teaching my bf to cook has been really fun but the best part is seeing him excited to feed me. He was so fucking retarded when it came to food and cooking before this though omg

No. 726625

File: 1612064116216.png (144.03 KB, 284x356, farmer-blood-pressure-gauge-lo…)


No. 726629

>>726582
>Also, I've noticed more anons are typing with no caps
It's zoomers

No. 726632

>>726629
this
t. all lowercase typing zoomer

No. 726633

>>726582
I sometimes type with no caps when I’m on my new computer so I guess I could be contributing to it, but I’ve also noticed another recognizable no caps anon. Now I’m nervous… even on an anonymous imageboard, I wouldn’t want to be confused with a Candace Owens wk

No. 726638

>>726629
Nah I just do that to change up the typing style.
t. millennial

No. 726644

the anorectal violence sperg is making me laugh so hard

No. 726653

>>726625
I'm sorry if I seemed angry in my post. I'm not, just something I've observed.
>>726629
I'm also a zoomer and I love typing with no caps, I just feel like there's so many anons doing it recently lol
>>726633
It's not just the caps that sticks out to me from that anons posts, don't worry lol

No. 726665

My dream life is one where I can move to a foreign country I have three in mind but I don't wanna list them off cause one will make me look weird and live off of money I make from are and investing no, this is not cause of the GME shit. Just chilling with my partner and maybe having a kid, a cat and a lot of reptiles. No work, just vibes traveling and doing a bunch of fun shit. I think part of this dream comes from the fact that I want to move out of my country, but I'm scared I won't ever be able to establish a career in another one. I know maybe it sounds unrealistic, but I do want to start trying to make this dream a reality.

I'm also interested in hearing other farmers ideal lives if anyone would like to share lol

No. 726682

Pimple popping videos literally never show up in my recommended when I wanna watch them, but suddenly when I'm eating or drinking it's fucking pimples galore. I see what you're doing, youtube.

No. 726687

File: 1612070142608.png (207.04 KB, 1280x641, schizophrenia.PNG)

Crack Cocaine: The Thread

No. 726699

File: 1612070862416.jpg (28.17 KB, 540x482, 1586052477735.jpg)

Everyone gather at the new tard thread in snow! The tards are fighting!!

No. 726702

>>726699
ngl, it's the funniest shit i've seen this week

No. 726704

>>726702
The fucking mod pronouns, i can't breathe, i am not even kidding

No. 726712

>>726687
>>726699
>>726702
>>726704
watching the spergefest in real time is truly a blessed experience

No. 726715

>>726629
late millennials type like that too. I alternate between caps and no caps based on my relative level of laziness

No. 726721

>>726699
Anons asking about Adam Driver, borzois and Komaeda! Kek, I love you ladies.

No. 726727

Are people who are passive aggressively rude to your face looking for a response? Are they aware they're doing it? Do they like confrontation? Do they assume they won't get a response because most people will never care to humor them? I wish I had the guts lol

No. 726732

I didn’t know if this should go in confessions or vent so I’m putting it here cuz I’m a dumb ass beech

I regularly think about this fic writer who wrote some of the best stories of my husbando. She suddenly packed up and deleted all her profiles a short while after completing her magnum opus and it makes me so sad…I even remember donating to her kofi because I loved her stuff that much. She was one of the few writers who didn’t flanderize his character too much and had just the perfect grasp on how he’d act in whatever situations the story wrote him in.

She said the reason was because she was going pro but I feel like she was also dissatisfied in the lack of interactions (she was honestly quite popular for a new account) from readers. From the way she spoke about herself, I think she compared herself to other writers in the fandom a lot and got insecure about it. I honestly found her writing to be far more elegant than a lot of the popular writers who usually lean closer to cringey teen shit anyway but I can understand that feeling of inadequacy especially in something like creative writing. You could tell she put a shit-fucking-ton of effort into her works and overthought everything.

I hope life is going well for her, whether she went pro or not. Too bad I’ll never know since I don’t read actual books.

No. 726735

File: 1612075029692.jpg (81.09 KB, 720x960, FB_IMG_1610740393375.jpg)

I here was I thinking that Anorectal Violence Anon would be the peak, HOLY SHIT THE SCHIZO CHAN

No. 726736

>>726699
>OP is getting their just desert.
>Thanks for not also bullying, guys. You rock!

My fucking sides, holy shit

No. 726741

>>726735
who is schizo chan?
also I need the colors in the middle holy crap

No. 726743

>>726741
Go to snow nonny, it's happening in real time

No. 726745

File: 1612075838715.jpeg (540.52 KB, 750x1112, 1612074877273.jpeg)

Ok but her secondlife character is hot though

No. 726746

>>726743
oh my god my sides I'm laughing so hard
>Trolls be trolls trolling that doesn't understand when to quit.
>Hi Miss Mod, Mister, They, Them! ( Pronouns please?)
>I definitely would have thunk you are a veteran here! Do you happen to like borzois or komaeda?

oh my god and it keeps going

No. 726747

File: 1612075885326.png (12.45 KB, 1162x80, MODS!.PNG)


No. 726748

>>726745
The best thing is that it looks exactly like her

No. 726749

>>726746
my lord this is so funny

>Also, Banned? Not Banned. and Not using a VPN either. Lol. You WISH I were banned because I'm pointing out LOGIC and you don't like it, that you've lost.


what a queen

No. 726750

>>726749
Me everytime i get banned for infighting about food or some shit

No. 726752

>>726732
Who's the writer?

No. 726753

>>726699
God there's so much copypasta material

No. 726756

I don't think i have ever laughed thid hard while posting and reading, sam is my queen

No. 726757

File: 1612077460745.jpeg (466.26 KB, 828x804, A7C841DA-1CF8-4C17-ACB7-583EE5…)

>>726745
this one though

No. 726758

>>726756
We need a banner with Sam. God what a queen, legendary cow up there with PT

No. 726760

File: 1612077870500.png (5.12 KB, 708x75, howling and wet.PNG)

lmao who the fuck posted this

No. 726767

how is Kevin from bling empire 37 and also so hot aaa, his retarded golden retriever persona is also really doing it for me

is this how kpop fans feel on a daily basis?

No. 726777

>>726758
Made one but that was a while back in sam years

No. 726778

>>726760
Uhh not


Not me he he

No. 726779

>>726767
Post gifs

No. 726790

Where do i go for my 2007-2011 internet culture nostalgia? inb4 therapy I just want to relive the glory days which weren't even that good

No. 726791

Rip sophie even tho you were a tranny ty for the bops

No. 726796

>>726790
Simple, look at videos and content from those times

No. 726801

>>726790
Filthy Frank, Ray William Johnson, Is it ok to microwave this

No. 726811

I literally feel like all men are subs. Or deep down want to be. Like I find it hard to respect random men like my professors or whatever because I feel like deep down they just want me to step on them.

No. 726813

File: 1612086176521.jpg (24.84 KB, 660x400, phnglui-mglwnafh-cthulhu-rlyeh…)

>>726812

No. 726814

>>726811
i feel like deep down i want to be stepped upon as a woman wry

No. 726821

>>726814
Lmao that’s fine & I don’t think wanting to be stepped on or whatever is bad but I feel like men have this undeserved reputation for being like dominant and I just don’t think it’s true

No. 726822

So hype to get the ps5, all it took was an extra $300

No. 726823

>>726814
>oh? y-you're approaching me?

No. 726824

>>726582
Expose her just to make sure it's not me

No. 726826

File: 1612086877406.jpg (7.71 KB, 236x236, booties.jpg)

>>726823
preferably with these queen

No. 726827

>>726826
Where are these from?

No. 726830

>>726827
killstar sorceress boots me thinks

No. 726831

>>726830
Thanks, bitch!

No. 726832

>>726826
Why is all that type of clothing in black? Cant even get coloured edgy clothing articles anymore?

No. 726841

Lesbian or bisexual farmers help me
I don’t know how to approach women. I’ve been a pretty shy person my whole life, and I’ve dated dudes only so one would assume I’m straight right? I am bisexual. I have only been turned on by women and I have had crushes on girls but they were always girls who smelt good and were pretty. So my autistic ass just stared. I still remember junior year when some pretty emo chick complimented me and all I did was clear my throat and raspily try to thank her. I fucking suck at initiating. I’m used to guys coming up to me and starting a friendship then us dating. I’ve had female friends. I’ve even had friends I had feelings for yet I never knew how to initiate.
yet all my sexual fantasies involve me eating pussy or doing all the work, whatever
Now at the age of 20 I would like to try it out, maybe I’ll hook up with a lady or start going on dates, either way this has been way overdue.
How do I talk to girls? I tried with some arthoe all I did was ask “are you bi?” And she said “maybe” so I haven’t tried again in like 3 years. I downloaded some lesbian dating apps and aside from swiping through troons on the woke apps it’s pretty fun, I’m getting matches. I just am used to guys doing all the work. What do??

No. 726846

>>726832
B-but colors aren't edgy

No. 726861

File: 1612093547661.png (1.04 MB, 1361x935, 1612085909103.png)

Someone made fanart of bi megamind and I genuinely love it so much. Finally, some fucking representation.

No. 726863

>>726861
Megabind Ok I'm sorry it sounded better in my head

No. 726868

I love bandcamp so much I just got a notification that an album released and I wasn't expecting it so I'm so happy BUT I have a pimple in my ear and I can't put in both my earphones AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

No. 726913

>>726811
Same, Gintama does it right

No. 726918

>>726913
So is that show about men who want to be stepped on?

No. 726958

File: 1612109268842.png (5.01 MB, 2048x1365, whatevenissandersides.png)

Waiting for him to become she/they

No. 726966

>>726958
Generally speaking, boleros are impractical and ugly, but this one is particularly hideous and dumpy.

No. 726971

I wish people would speak to their kids (like actual toddlers/babies/young children) like adults. You talk to your 3 year old like they're still an infant 98% of the time, and that's why they don't know their ABCs. Children really are not stupid, it's always the parents that make them dumb.

No. 726974

>>726918
It's just some stupid anime, but when they make sex jokes it's always with the men in sub positions

No. 726975

>on my period
>wake up after sleeping 10 hrs
>whoops.jpg better take my tampon out
>but first I need to give someone a ride to work
>come home, ready to get a shower and take tampon out and pee
>wh-where’s my tampon!?
>WHERE IS IT???
>still haven’t found it, I didn’t have pants on or underwear so I wonder if it just…slipped out or if I never put it in??
>I need to find it before someone else does. I live with people.

No. 726978

>>726971
I knew a 9 year old that still primary spoke like a toddler (W's instead of R's). Was also in a diaper until they HAD to start school

No. 726980

>>726975
How fuck do you lose a tampon in your vagina? Do you think maybe you did take it out and can't remember cause of post sleep grogginess? Like, why wouldn't you take out the tampon before driving? I hope you don't get tss, anon.

No. 726982

>>726975
how do people who don't wear undies on their period not get blood everywhere

No. 726986

>>726975
I snatched it out. My bad.

No. 726989

>>726982
If you use tampons/a cup and change them on time it's usually fine.

No. 726990

>>726980
I don’t think it’s lost in my vagina, I think it just slipped out. I hope and pray I just didn’t put one in.
But one time I went to take my tampon out and abracadabra alakazam TWO tampons came out!
I probably sound like I have a cavern of a vagina but I don’t even, I don’t ever use anything larger than a regular tampon.

No. 726992

>>726990
>But one time I went to take my tampon out and abracadabra alakazam TWO tampons came out!
What the absolute fuck. Maybe it's time to switch to a cup, anon.

Sometimes I think about trying out tampons, but then I think of stories like this and it changes my mind so quickly.

No. 726996

>>726971
My sister refused to use baby talk from day one when she had her kid. By the time my niece was 18 months old, she was considered delayed as she could only say mama. While waiting for a referral to a language specialist she started speaking in full sentences. Literally went from “mama” to shit like “I want a chocolate cake because I’m hungry”.

Time will only tell wrt if she’s going to be crippled by perfectionism but it’s insane to me that a kid that young can communicate so well. Might be normal in other cultures though (we’re European).

No. 727002

>>726992
I can’t believe you went to the cup before you tried tampons. I’m scared to commit to buying one because they’re kind of expensive. I wonder what it’s like to take it out, I bet it’s neat to pull it out and have la little goblet of blood.

>>726986
U bastard

No. 727013

>>727002
Tbh, I haven't even tried a cup yet (although I will soon). Idk where you live, but amazon has a pretty wide variety of cups with different prices. I used a tampon like once, but my flow must not be heavy enough for one cause it was sooo dry. I could barely take it out cause of how bad it hurt.

No. 727016

File: 1612114037018.png (716.82 KB, 1280x720, 1576044984823.png)

Is "I'm gay" just a new way of saying "I have autism"? And I'm not talking about actual gay people but about those he/they twitter snowflakes who think they're gay because they like frogs, istg gen-Z was a mistake

No. 727017

>>727016
It also means "I'm special", "I'm trying to fit in with my twitter friends group", and "I'm a straight girl who likes yaoi"

No. 727026

>>726990
It's ok anon, I've pulled out two before as well kek.

No. 727038

i'm so retardedly clumsy, i've just sprained my wrist. i also sprained my ankle 3 times this month alone

No. 727043

File: 1612116552620.jpeg (550.72 KB, 1204x699, 0C5AEB2B-2780-41F1-AB74-8E8EF2…)

(Not American and don’t know what this was about politically. I just kept getting it recommended to me and it was a good example of what I’m talking about) this phenotype of like bald middle aged white men with red skin is the most disgusting one that exists to me. I feel like I see like 15 men every day who look exactly like this and are indistinguishable from each other. I know it sounds cruel but I just find people who look like this so viscerally repulsive and no type of ugly women are anywhere near as deeply off putting to me as this kind of man is. I find people with genuine disfigurements more attractive than this genre of man. Does anyone in the world find this kind of person attractive? Are there any anons into men like this?

No. 727047

>>727043
Damn lmao. I think they're ugly too, but not this much

No. 727050

I genuinely don't understand how people have memories from a certain age. I saw a post someone made about peaking at 4 years old and it's just like "bitch, you remember being 4?????". I literally have such a bad memory.

No. 727051

>>727050
I remember my first birthday. No one believes me but I do.

No. 727053

>>727043
These are the men that tell 18 year old girls to 'smile more' The ones that flirt with you at work and think you are oh so flattered by the attention. Hell this is my neighbor that never stops telling me which days he thinks I look extra well..(only ever says it on legging days)

No. 727058

>>727053
Exactly!! I think this may have been what triggered my deep repulsion combined with how disturbing I find it that there are like multiple identical ones and they don't seem to have normal human variance

No. 727062

File: 1612117266204.png (19.34 KB, 649x182, Screenshot_2021-01-31 Obsessed…)

Recently I have been watching a lot of toy collector channels, adult men and women with large collections of children toys they have spent thousands of dollars over the years, I expected to hate these people but I find that not a single part of me can hate them, Instead I feel pity for them, I see them as victims of capitalistic consumption and a part of me wishes we lived in a world where these people could be happy without excesses

No. 727064

Left the house yesterday and today and no purple car
Nonny lied to me

No. 727069

>>727050
I have one random memory of being about 2 and being force fed this awful tasting medicine while I was sick with a chest infection. Then I've nothing for several years after that. Everyone I know seems to have a ton of memories from that age though?

I sometimes wonder if they are just rehashing stories their parents told them or if seeing pics made them think they remember it? I grew up without alot of photo taking so there's nothing to jog or even insert memories like that.

No. 727076

>>727062
Interesting! Do you have any channel recs? I feel like those may help me become less materialistic

No. 727080

>>727069
> I grew up without alot of photo taking so there's nothing to jog or even insert memories like that.
Ayrt, and same. Idk if it has anything to do with my mom being abusive, but we really did not take photos until I became a teenager and she insisted on doing photoshoots and shit. I didn't even like taking photos of myself at the point cause I hated how I looked tbh

No. 727083

>>727076
been mostly googling random channels, most of them bring a feeling of sad cringe and sorta disgust
Obsessed for Toys and Thousand Splendid Dolls are two I've been watching most

No. 727095

>>727050
same anon, my early memories are from 5+

No. 727097

Hey I’m back, lost-tampon-Chan.
No I didn’t find the missing tampon but I did just shit myself on my way to my grandmas.
Today is not my day.

No. 727099

>>727097
Can't you like, stick a dildo or something up there to check if it's really in there? I have such a hard time believing tampon wearers really can't feel tampons

No. 727107

>>727099
I REPEAT it is NOT in my vagina.
It had to have slipped out. It was either so wet with blood it just slipped out or maybe I pulled it out while half asleep.
Either that or my flow was the exact opposite, it was so light I didn’t put a tampon in and didn’t notice cause I didn’t bleed that much.
It’s either one or the other at night.
I need to clarify this cause I know there’s a genuine fear girls have if losing tampons in their vagina and it just doesn’t happen.

No. 727140

>>727107
You sure you didn't just get confused and forgot to put a tampon in but were certain you had done it because you planned on doing it? This has happened to me sooo many times

No. 727141

>>727097
Also sorry that happened to you (shitting yourself), how did you handle the aftermath?

No. 727143

I watched one of Shayna's porn videos for the first time and it was so bad! I don't read her thread cause I think it's boring but geez. The closeups of her giving a bj were so uncomfortable and the way she made gagging noises with 1 inch of dildo in her mouth was…weird. The riding and commentary felt so awkward.

I thought the anons in that thread were exaggerating and nitpicking but it really was bad

No. 727160

feeling like crying any time i see something about alzheimers or dementia i just wanna see my grandma

No. 727172

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>>727026
>>726990
My brain still can't process how this is biologically possible. like how do you have the space…where does it even go

No. 727175

i've come to learn to love being a midget because that puts me at the perfect tiddy sucking height for most men and even some women!

No. 727176

>>727175
I'm one inch off from being a legal midget and honestly anon? This is a great perspective. I've only thought about having my titties sucked, but never thought about my tiddie sucking capabilities.

No. 727183

>>727175
>>727176
Fuck yeah tiddie sucking anons, that’s how you look at the glass half full

No. 727193

>>727175
My body count is high and yet I can't remember ever sucking a man nipple

No. 727194

I wish I didn't have nipples I'd go braless all of the time rrreeeeeee

No. 727199

File: 1612126089586.jpg (746.27 KB, 2560x1707, Dumas-BarbieSexDiaries.jpg)

>>727194
You want to be barbie so bad

searching up "barbie naked" for this pic made me feel gross

No. 727204

>>727199
Those poor matted hair barbies, give em to me I'll comb them

No. 727228


No. 727238

>>727204
I always found combing a barbies hair made it worse

No. 727242

>>727194
same… do u think if I told a doctor I’m ~nonbinary~ they would let me get just my nips chopped off or nah

No. 727275

File: 1612130052745.gif (1.91 MB, 498x278, tenor.gif)

I think I've developed attachment issues, I get scared and run away the moment someone I'm attracted to shows any sort of interest

Works really well with my abandonment issues

No. 727311

>>727043
I think it's not just a phenotype but complete lack of self care because men thing it's manly to not take any care of oneself, and that's what's disgusting.

No. 727337

File: 1612135304641.png (215.68 KB, 541x421, EtFuxIvXMAYxRW7.png)

This is what Nicole Dollanganger has caused.

No. 727341

>>727337
This is cute, but can't leeches give you diseases? I wonder where this person even got a leech. Also, lol at the little bow

No. 727344

>>727337
Spoiler this shit, seeing it made me gag

No. 727350

>>727341
I guess you can get any kind of pet really? Leeches don't cause diseases even in the wild, so pet one definitely wouldn't, and it doesn't seem to be the first feeding so I guess she knows what she's doing… it's so weird but in a bit endearing way.

No. 727355

>>727337
I thought this was scat fetish porn at first.

No. 727359

>>727341
No, they're even used in medicine. Also they use maggots to clean out some wounds.

No. 727363

The fact that discharge anon, who is also Komaeda kin, who is also coma chan, is also apparently a Jim Carrey stan is throwing me for a loop. What an genuinely interesting person

No. 727365

File: 1612136654399.jpeg (62.81 KB, 500x697, tqkhfz7.jpeg)

Help. I put like 2 drops of lavender oil on my shirt and I breathed it for like 10 minutes and I feel high… not in a relaxing way, in a scary weird way. My body feels weird. Will this go away? Does anyone know what this is? I googled it and nothing

No. 727368

>>727350
>>727341
Leeches can transfer blood-borne illnesses, but that's only a risk if they've fed on something or someone else you don't know and you remove them through force and cause them to bring up some blood into your wound. Bacteria in the bite is the biggest issue, but usually dealt with easily with soap and water.

No. 727370

>>727363
Don't tell me she is the one who posts the carrey gifs

No. 727372

>>727365
Just change your shirt anon lol. You probably just feel woozy from the scent/the strength of the scent. Those essential oils can be strong sometimes. You'll be fine

No. 727376

>>727341
The same girl has other pets like snails and rats, so I think (or I'd hope) she does proper research on animal care/safety.
I like the bow detail too, kek.

No. 727386

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>>727363
I hate Jim Carrey. Psycho scrote. Where did I say that?
The rest it true, though.

No. 727389

>>727386
Smh damn it. Some things were said in a discord and I believed it. Sorry, komaeda-discharge-coma-chan!

No. 727394

I actually really like Carrey chan, she seems cute and harmless despite Jim Carrey himself being not

No. 727406

On the phone with a guy who’s crying over me and i’m online shopping and just waiting for him to stfu… how evil am I?

No. 727409

>>727406
What you shopping for?

No. 727410

I finally figured out how to use the electric can opener and it is awesome. I'm never using a regular can opener again.

No. 727415

>>727409
for some cute boots

No. 727419

>>727404
Please join the server, it's pretty chill for the time I've been there, it would be pretty amazing having you there!
Also, please add me, I love you

No. 727424

>>727415
based anon, whats he crying for?

No. 727430

>>727419
What server?

No. 727436

>>727430
The lolcow server.

No. 727444

>>727436
rip I missed the link, isn't the link dead

No. 727448

>>727444
Nta, but if the link is to the lc server then it's at the bottom next to meta. I heard they weren't allowing new people though?

No. 727452

Why does EVERYONE have ibs.

It's like I never heard of that shit before, and within the past 3 years suddenly everyone is talking about how they have ibs.

No. 727453

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The only song to ever have my name in it features DaBaby.

FRICK YOU MOM AND DAD

No. 727460

>>727452
Not sure, but I got diagnosed with it because my doctor wasn’t sure what was causing my stomach problems and sort of used it as a catch all. Maybe that’s why?

No. 727465

My local fruit vendors and grocery stores haven’t had a lot of fruit recently that isn’t expensive and I’m sad. Just a few weeks ago everyone was selling packs of blackberries for a dollar each and I was buying and eating them up like crazy! Now, no black berries. Strawberries and blueberries prices are through the roof. Apples are pricey. I’ve been buying a lot of oranges recently, but I’m kind of getting bored of them. I eat a piece of fruit almost everyday after I come home from work and maybe after dinner too because I have such a big sweet tooth and if I don’t eat fruit I’ll end up eating super high calorie and terrible sweets like chocolate or cakes or something. Ughhhhh please I just want some more fruit variety but I also am too cheap to pay out the ass for anything else lol.

No. 727483

I love to make male friends seethe by telling them my ultimate celebrity crushes are dean ween and Blake anderson from workaholics. Why waste my ultimate fantasies on men so funny, so average looking, attainable, and chill? Well that’s just for me to know

No. 727491

File: 1612150432270.png (236.93 KB, 587x525, miku.png)

why didn't they include transphobic miku :(

No. 727526

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One of my favorite Twitter accounts has been privated for months. He went private before, but that lasted just a few days, it was never this long.

Should I make an account myself just to see his posts again? I'm not even scared of picrew icon kids sending me death threats because I used their kinnie character on my icon That happened to me before on Tumblr, I just want to see again the funny animation man's ramblings.

No. 727539

can’t wait for when i’m old and destroyed by dementia and can’t recognize anyone around me, and then they’ll play me shit like this song to try and get a response out of me and i’ll just have little nostalgic old lady tears rolling down my face

No. 727540

I joined Sams discord last night but I feel so guilty about it. I think she's telling the truth about being stalked, but some of it seems farfetched and a side effect of being mentally ill. I just don't want to play into and encourage someones mental illness. It's my fault for joining the disc in the first place and I wasn't really thinking about my actions and it was a retarded decision anyway

tbh I just would feel bad for ghosting cause I remember her mentioning that she didn't have many friends

No. 727543

>>727491
I'm disappointed that there's no green worm creature Miku.
They are kind of cute tho

No. 727547

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just got banned for the first time in my many years of being probably way more manic and cringe on lolcow than i was this particular time, but it lowkey felt like a milestone? like i literally smiled which is so fucking unhinged lol. obnoxious oversharing is practically my brand on social media but i appreciate actually being stopped from sperging even further on here at least. i'm a weird enigma of being very self-aware that i'm annoying but at the same time having zero impulse control to stfu (for example, this post if i had posted anywhere else except the dumbass shit thread)

also who tf is sam?? I haven't been active on lc in forever and keep seeing the name sam lol is she a newish cow

No. 727548

>>727547
Read this. I don't know how to explain it.
#1 >>>/snow/1145913
#2 >>>/snow/1147752

No. 727552

>>727540
Aw maybe you can try and be the one who's actually kind to her, tell her log off and take her meds. I felt the same when I saw her thread

No. 727555

>>727548
ok thank you i feel much less unhinged now

No. 727580

I accidentally left my cat alone in my room with the window open which is the only one in the house without a screen and she escaped. I was about to lose my shit until I looked out the window and saw her across the alley sleeping belly side up on the neighbors trash bin with a bag of garbage on the ground beside the bin. I want to believe they didn't want to disturb her. I take her outside a lot but never unsupervised so I'm glad she didn't get herself hurt or lost.

No. 727584

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No. 727589

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>>727584
so miku… loves terfs?

No. 727616

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>>727589
she does anon! <3

No. 727618

>>727616
ngl I am gc but "adult human female" sounds stupid, why not say vagina, it doesn't even accomplish the point…

No. 727619

The mother of a friend I cut off 5 years ago suddenly messaged me, since she is overprotective of her daughter and fairly insane I figured that there might have been some boiling resentment for me that had been overflowing because her baby could never do anything wrong, so I was a bit scared of opening it.
Turned out it was a vimeo link to some anti-vax video. I don't understand why the fuck she sent it to me.

No. 727623

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"You are number 191 in the queue"
Me: Well, at least it's moving forw–
"You are number 204 in the queue"

No. 727624

I just realized my crush on twitter, who doesn't know I exist, last tweeted about HER crush in December but she also tweeted this month that she has no crush. What changed in that time. I know everyone has crushes, but idk if I like this potential competition.

No. 727628

>>727618
why do you think so? it does achieve the point of making troons seethe cause they want woman to mean a man in a wig and dress who feels "like a woman".
Writing something like "woman = vagina" would give troons ammo to say that according to radfems women are JUST vaginas (they already try to pull that shit), as well as excluding adult human females with no vaginas due to whatever reason.

No. 727634

Just woke up after a drunk BPD sperg at everyone I know. I’m cringing so hard.

No. 727636

>>727634
Sorry, anon. I feel you though. Currently feeling the most ashamed I have ever felt after what drunk me did last night.

No. 727646

This site is has been even slower in the middle of the night recently. Wake up and shit post bitches

No. 727655

>>727646
What time zone are you in though?

No. 727662

i'm the only student in one of my classes alongside a death fat. i can't help but think she's pathetic with how little self confidence she has and how monstrous she looks. last semester i reached out to the other classmates to create a groupchat but idk if i even wanna text this woman.

No. 727664

>>727655
EST standard time. I feel like most /ot/ anons must be in a similar timezone, cause during the day (for me) that's when there's the most traffic.

No. 727665

>>727664
Nta but hello fellow EST anon. Happy almost 5 AM to you!

No. 727668

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>>727646
how dare you interrupt my slumber for this?

No. 727670

CAUSE WE LIKE TO PARTAY!

No. 727682

File: 1612176600295.jpg (348.26 KB, 1280x1707, transphobe miku.jpg)

>>727589
of course she does :)

No. 727684

I wish I hadn't been a sperg most of my life

No. 727695

>>727684
Don't we all

No. 727713

Does anyone else ever daydream about studying a bunch of shit, time traveling with a tardis-like machine to some ancient civilizations and becoming a goddess to some dumb peasants because most of them are dirty and inbred looking while I smell like perfume and have straight teeth and can predict the future

No. 727739

i'm going on a sex and dating detox. i've become pathetic af going from relationship to relationship just because i'm afraid of being alone. i can't believe i was so stupid and put that much emphasis on romantic relationships as if they defined me. i really need to learn how to focus on myself and my personal goals. well at least i'm glad i realized it now and not when it's too late

No. 727750

>>727713
Yeah, but then I immediately remember how dirty and full of old deadly diseases they are and that there's no access to modern medicine. So then I start imagining interacting with them with gloves on and from a distance, but that's not nearly safe enough, so then I imagine walking among them in a full on hazmat suit, but at that point it's not a fun fantasy anymore and I realize I wouldn't like going back in time after all.

No. 727752

>>727750
Maybe uhhhhh science and medicine becomes so advanced you can live in a floating airship above them and not come down and have a glass room where they can come visit you but separated by glass

No. 727756

>>727739
I've only had two long term relationships but when my last one ended I stood back and looked at that last decade of my life..realising that most of my misery or my lows in that time stemmed from those relationships.

My happiness levels are stable when I'm single but as soon as I date I'll cling to the man no matter how miserable he ends up making me. It's not love, it's some messed up chemical addiction to a person that causes more pain than joy. That was a hard reality to face. Being single for the last 2 1/2 years though my mental health has been its best. Lockdown, isolation…none of it messed me up like clinging to bad relationships did.

No. 727760

>>727756
What happened in the two relationships you had, why were they bad?

No. 727765

>>727739
>>727756
Unpopular here but there's nothing wrong with desiring companionship. The biggest hurdle is finding a man who won't drag you down with negativity and will equally desire companionship and will want to work on it instead of abandoning it. That's the hard part.

No. 727767

>>727750
>>727713
You've got the opposite idea, if anyone is in danger from being infected, it would be them from the modern version of the common cold, for example, that you have, which would be much more brutal than the ancient version of the common cold. Think of what happened around 530 years ago when Europeans first contacted Native Americans. Disease causing viruses, bacteria, and fungi tend to become more virulent over time, that's why vaccines and antibiotics/antifungals eventually become ineffective and new vaccines and medicines need to be developed. Plus, you would have been vaccinated or developed immunity at a young age against some of the ancient strains of diseases that could still be around today, while they would have little immunity to the modern strains of diseases because they never had the chance to develop immunity to them.

No. 727770

>>727750
Awwh I always imagine that my time machine would have vaccines or something else for those diseases along with a translator or something. Though my daydreams sometimes get ruined when I remember a story about that history professor who said the first thing you'd do if you travelled back in time would be to puke because everything and everyone smelled absolutely horrible back then

No. 727771

>>727765
>>727760
It's an issue within me, I can link it back to how I was raised basically. I have a hard time walking away when things are clearly not working out. I would love to learn how to do that but my track record is poor so I don't trust myself for now.

No. 727773

>>727756
do you still have sex when you're single? i want to abstain for about 6 months but would like to continue being sexually active at least from time to time after that period (no hard feelings, just fwb or hookups). idk how i'll be able to find sexual partners that satisfy me though considering i feel nothing from piv and the only thing i need is a pretty boy who will perform cunnilingus and rimming on me and gtfo the next morning. i might make out with him or give him a blowjob but that's it. now tell me where the fuck can i find a man who will agree to that especially a cute one. i hate dating apps and meeting people off the internet, so chances of meeting one irl are already close to 0. halp

No. 727774

>>727770
>that history professor who said the first thing you'd do if you travelled back in time would be to puke because everything and everyone smelled absolutely horrible back then
Your history professor is wrong.

No. 727775

>>727774
It wasn't MY history professor, I read about that somewhere.
Also, in some places they threw shit on the streets and rarely bathed and kept animals in cities so yes, some places would smell horrible

No. 727778

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>>727775
>Also, in some places they threw shit on the streets and rarely bathed and kept animals in cities so yes, some places would smell horrible
But for him to say that everything and everyone smelled bad is wrong. Of course, there would be variance in the lives that ancient people lived. A mansion such as pic related would be cleaned every day and people living there bathed regularly. And of course, the countryside would smell as good as a it is today, especially meadows full of flowers.

No. 727780

>>727465
No help, but I share your struggles. I cry every year in the months between October and June(though my longing for fruits only starts to get really strong around February, so I'm safe most of the time, but the worst time has yet to come for me this year.)

No. 727783

>>727775
Bill Bryson wrote an autobigroaby of the home and discussed how Britain went back to the dark ages after the Romans brought us plumbing. We took to throwing our shit on the steers and some people thought it was holy to be covered in dirt and grime and do a pilgrimage. Nasty.

No. 727797

I'm ashamed of having lots of stupid meme pics, manga panels and photos of handsome musicians on my computer so I shove them all in the sims 3 collections folder. Do you hide your stupid pics too?

No. 727800

>>727797
Just put a password on your computer.

No. 727805

>>727800
I do but it doesn't feel like enough

No. 727867

Next motherfucker to cross me is getting armchaired. No cap!

No. 727882

File: 1612196952481.jpg (11.68 KB, 280x165, 316228_370.jpg)

Going to Tear all the hair out of my head. When they ask me why I shaved my head I'll tell them I Tore it all out. And then I will Tear all their hair out for asking. I will Rip every hair from every pore of every person I come across. Man, woman or child. Curly, straight or gay. Police come I will Tear out their hair too, if they are already bald I go for the pubes. I will find hair you didn't know you had, and I will Tear. I will Rip and Tear until you understand. You will never understand.

No. 727886

>>727797
I have lots of pics of anime bishies and cute boys in a folder in my phone and my biggest fear is being found out lmao

No. 727936

>>727797
I don’t, I’m just not awkward about it when someone sees something, if anything, I just tell them that I got a bunch of shit saved on my phone or computer because I’m a picture hoarder.

No. 727959

>>727886
same, my husbando folder is huge

No. 727963

i'm proud that i still know all the words of ke$ha's tik tok by heart

No. 727969

>>727963
You and me both Anon

No. 727970

>>727963
Her entire first album is worth gold

No. 727971

>>727882
you okay anon

No. 727972


No. 727977

File: 1612201210191.gif (Spoiler Image,11.46 MB, 236x275, 1611510217402.gif)

I'm straight and have had all the sex drive of a doorstop, but last night I coom'd for the first time in months to the thought of performing cunnilingus what does this mean Google search

No. 727987

I rarely shave lately, back when I did shave regularly I would slice my legs open no matter what amazing pro tips I followed. So recently I'm just leaving my legs be but I shave my bush when it gows out a lil bit.

Today I sliced open…..my knuckle. How do I manage this shit?? Fresh blade, only shaving one small area. Really?

No. 727996

I love my cat. I love waking up with the little furball sleeping on top of me, I love how she always greets me whenever I come home. I love how she follows me everywhere and even when I'm doing mundane chores, it makes it more enjoyable with her around. I love when I'm shitposting on lolcow and she hops in front of my screen.

No. 728001

Avicii's death makes me so sad when I think about it. It fucks me up that even though he had a lot of physical and mental pain, his parents don't believe his suicide was premeditated, he just cut himself with a glass one night … Same thing with Heath Ledger as his passing was accidental :(

No. 728024

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No. 728029

Justifying leaving my soon to be financially ruined boyfriend by telling myself he’d probably leave me if I suddenly got ugly, fat, or sloppy. I’m not a good person but I’m not stupid either.

No. 728040

>>728029
Well, would he? Broke shallow men are useless.

No. 728044

>>728029
>I'm not a good person but I'm not stupid either.

Kudos to you, anon. I let a "good" guy ruin me financially for 3 years until I hit that point, and as soon as I left he was fine again despite ME being the one paying most of our bills and expenses. Turns out, he wasn't as bad off as he made it seem, he just didn't want tohandle his own shitif he had someone else he could make do it all for him.

If a man doesn't love you enough to get off his ass and at least provide for himself if he can't support you, then staying with him is stupid and can end up ruining your life.

No. 728050

>>728040
All men are shallow in the end.

>>728044
I’m sorry, anon. I hope you’re better now. I’ve always been a your money is your money and my money is my money type of person in relationships, so I’m getting out before that line even has the opportunity to get blurred.

No. 728052

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No. 728055

File: 1612207854375.png (411.75 KB, 500x500, xojdnfhajd.png)

does anybody know or even remember those nancy drew pc games? i was obsessed with them as a child and i fw them hard still, i just only recently found forums of a ton of people liking them and it freaked me out because i thought they were strange unknown games to the public. i feel weird because it's the only game i know all of the lore/inside jokes to but nobody cares about it irl so i can't sperg without looking 80 years old. the new one took six years to make and is total ass though so rip.

No. 728062

>>728055
I used to love those games! I still think about them from time to time. I kinda want to download one to relive the nostalgia but I know I wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much as an adult.

No. 728064

>>728052
ah, a classic

No. 728066

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>>728055
no but I used to read the Nancy drew comics they had at my local library with the shoddy amateurish art style that kind of had charm to it

No. 728068

Just witnessed someone recommending a /snow/ thread on a relatively niche polish facebook gossip group, what an experience. I wonder if she lurks on /ot/ too

No. 728083

you know that ADHD (apparently it's common with autism and OCD too ?) thing when you have random words/ sentences replaying in your head on a loop and you can't help it ? I've had this all my life with all sorts of words but the fucking sentence that's stuck in my head rn is that fucking "what's heavier" question from Limmy's show.

Like I'm just trying to chill and sit down and my brain keeps screaming "what's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers" with this strong ass scottish accent every few minutes and I can't help it I'm about to start swinging oh my god

No. 728085

>>728052
You can yahoo and google

No. 728087

>>728083
that's not adhd you're just retarded

No. 728089

>>728083
Ugh when I was in highschool my brother loved Miranda sings for some reason and showed me this video and when I was taking an exam all I could think of was her horrible singing

No. 728090

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No. 728092

Why do short people consider shortness to be a defining character trait?

No. 728095

>>728083
I didn't know that was a thing?

I have ocd and when I'm bored around the house I have a loop of phrases that plays in my head (nearly always about eating ass or obscene shit that goes against my ott catholic upbringing) Edgy lines from 5 year old filthy frank vids. I just thought I was several layers of retarded and then a lil isolated and lonely on top of that.

No. 728097

>>728092
I don't but I am also 161cm so not the shortest, but def short.

No. 728099

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>>728092
Here we go

No. 728100

>>728092
BECAUSE THEY'RE LOWKEY BRAGGING

No. 728101

>>728092
it's not but unfortunately that's pretty much the first thing (tied with my race) people notice about me and make assumptions based on that

No. 728103

>>728092
I don't know, as a coffee drinker I just don't get why people act like that. Being short isn't a personality trait…thank god I've had my coffee today or that would set me off.

No. 728111

>>727797
lool back when I was a bts fan I used to hide the folder where I collected pics of them kek. Nobody ever uses my PC but me but I still felt shame.

No. 728116

>>728055
Hell yeah I love them, bought most of them on Steam. Agree with you on Midnight in Salem though, what a trashfire of a game.

No. 728119

>>727797
> handsome musicians
My saved tab on insta is this. I remember googling to double check if saved pics are private on insta lol. It's all fully dressed pics and face pics but I know it's essentially my horny folder

No. 728134

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What's your favorite cow that was not included in the Lolcow Awards?

No. 728147

>>728092
It only feels that way because you’re insecure about your own height.

No. 728148

>>728066
Reminds me of a mix of Winx and W.I.T.C.H

No. 728152

The face app thread really reinforces how ugly beards (and males in general) are. They should be illegal.

No. 728164

>>728152
Beards are allowed for men with weak jawlines. It's unnecessary for the ones with good face structure

No. 728165

>>728152
I realised I love Leonardo dicaprio because his face looks like mine.

No. 728174

i wanna have snakes on my pussy like Medusa

No. 728179

>>728062
you honestly should, playing them grown is more fun to be honest. i progress a lot easier now that i can understand what to do and some jokes make a lot more sense now/are more funnier. also there's a lot of fucked up stuff in the games that i didn't catch onto before. luckily a lot of them are so old that they're considered abandonware so you can find them very easily.

>>728116
i literally remember buying MID on steam the day it came out (20 dollars as a broke student but muh nostalgia) and i couldn't even complete the first area without quitting, it was so fucking bad. i haven't touched it in two years but i've watched some gameplay and i think i'm good for now. major nitpick but the new voice makes me too uncomfortable, i don't care if the old one was getting old she reminds me of my childhood and it makes me sad.

No. 728180

File: 1612217396269.gif (5.34 MB, 640x360, Omake Gif Anime - Asobi Asobas…)

Not to sound like a weeb but I wish we were all adorable anime girls living in peace in the future in wonderful mansions with huge gardens and mazes and nobody was hungry or at war or poor and men were handsome and respectful and non violent and there were no crimes or diseases and we could play all day and maybe tame dragons or something when we got bored of playing

No. 728192

>>728180
i'm too monkey brained for that. all i want to do is fight cute boys in tight costumes and fuck them afterwards

No. 728210

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I got banned but now I am back

No. 728211

>>728210
For being a scrote or

No. 728212

>>728210
>>728211
This is a terrible fucking image actually since it could be seen as admission of having a phallus. It's about wreck it Ralph's phallus I promise

No. 728213

>>728212
I'm gonna get fucking banned because of wreck it ralph phallus I can't believe it

No. 728216

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Is it just me who finds her annoying as fuck? No milk just Annoying kek

No. 728221

>>728216
might just be me but zoomers who put on the y2k bimbo blonde personality and aesthetic are annoying as fuck in general. also the title kek doesn't trisha have BED

No. 728224

>>728216
What, Trish or Blair?

No. 728227


No. 728231

>>728216
I haven't watched Blair in a minute, but she and her bf seem really cute and sweet to me. I guess I can see why some people wouldn't like her, but I do. I remember she made some video about her family escaping communist Bulgaria but I think she deleted it.

No. 728232

>>728210
Orly? You think you're bigger than me? (the size of two red bull cans stacks on top of each other)

No. 728236

>>727275
Now that you know this, what are you going to do about it?

No. 728238

Why my puthy always blowing bubbles

No. 728239

>>728180
I would love that if I could also have a himbobot boyfriend and a harem of pretty guys following every single one of my demands like massages in the morning and going adventuring so we can find pretty cool place to explore, weird creatures and strange ingredients to create new recipes.

No. 728242

>>728180
I'm down bitch, you had me at garden mazes

No. 728263

I don't nunderstand how people can drink cups of straight up milk. Like, I already barely like cows milk, but the thought of drinking a glass full of milk makes me want to throw up. The taste isn't even good. The thought makes me want to tear my eyes out. Almond Milk Supremacy

No. 728267

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Damn my parents really be out here giving me nutella sandwhiches and soda for lunch when I was a kid and wondered why my baby teeth rotted out kek

No. 728268

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>>728267
Did they resurrect Grimes for this pic?

No. 728269

>>728001
I was literally just thinking about this and all the celeb deaths that have made me sad. it's been what, like 12 years and brittany murphy being dead still doesn't feel real for some reason

No. 728283

>>728267
Is this real? I'm sorry rihanna

No. 728293

Had sex for the first time and it went surprisingly great. Too bad it's done nothing to relieve all my pent up horniness, cause my brain is even more fixated on fucking than usual.

No. 728318

>>728267
I'm dying at this pic. Grimes with her Ed Edd n Eddy lookin ass.

No. 728336

I'm high but Shayna from /snow is really entertaining, her tweets and the anons comments make it look like terrible and hilarious low budget romcom with a record scratch between each tweet hahaha I love you anons

No. 728342

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I used to believe in ghostsand shit but i now live in a house that two people died in and bitch I'm fine? FUCK GHOSTS

No. 728345

>>728293
Did you not get to have an orgasm nonnie? sex can be nice and fun without it, but cumming with your partner might scratch that itch, so to speak.


or you'll just be horny forever.

No. 728348

>>728336
Shay was my first cow, and still my favorite. Consistently a dumb bitch, and her thread pics are always the best.


Tuna's are solid too, for that matter. Bless u based thread starting/image making anons.

No. 728365

I'm so horny but I'm even if we weren't in a pandemic I'm afraid of sleeping with someone again because everybody always asks for anal. Why the fuck is anal so mainstream now. I don't want an anal prolapse please.

No. 728367

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tf kind of profile pic is this?

No. 728370

>>728367
Yours, by the looks of it.

No. 728371

>>728370
No this was an anon's screencap from /snow/

No. 728372

>>728367
Bruh. I know that anon did not just expose themselves as a weird ass coomer on an anonymous website.

No. 728373

>>728269
For real, brittany murphy being dead is still so odd to me. The fact that her partner died the same way a year later, wtfffff

No. 728374

>>728371
samefag but it's in the leftcows thread if anyone cares.

No. 728375

>>728083
Oh god I definitely have a version of this. Certain areas of a game I'm playing I'll associate with a certain thought. For instance in Stardew Valley whenever I went to the bottom of my farm I'd immediately think of thi s random girl I went to school with forever ago. I don't know what makes the connection happen, but it gets really since I'll just want to sit down and play a game or draw but end up thinking about the same thing for hours at a time. It's never interesting either and when I try to draw my mind away from it it just comes back. We're retarded.

No. 728378

>>728365
I'm so worried for women and girls that anal will become some kind of expected standard sex act in the next 20 years or so because it's just something everyone does, it's normal duhh, similar to how it was with oral sex. Now you still find plenty of guys who're disgusted by any ass-play but who knows to what condition they'll have memed themselves in the next few decades…

No. 728388

>>728263
I dunno, within the last year I've started to really like milk so I can down a glass of cold milk pretty easily. It's just tasty water to me. But when it's warmed up it's foul.

No. 728391

I just found some twit account of a prisoner posting from inside the prison and I genuinely can't tell if that shit is a joke or not. Like, their tweets seem serious and they post pics of prison food, but it's been up since April of last year and have over 20k followers, so how the fuck have they managed to not be found out

Twitter is a wild place

No. 728393

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>>728391
some prisons lowkey look the other way at smartphone usage or something afaik. apparently prison tiktok is a thing too

No. 728394

>>728391
There’s like a whole mini doc on this.

No. 728398

>>728393
Yeah, i've seen some prison tiktoks before, I always just assumed they got caught after posting those though. It's not really the fact that he has a phone that's baffling me, just the fact the account has been up for almost a year and he hasn't got caught.
>>728394
Ty anon

No. 728407

>>728391
It's the prison warden having a laugh.

No. 728412

>>728055
i've posted on those boards lmao. i used to play with my mom. and yes the new one sucks because they replaced nancys voice actor

No. 728427

>>728055
YES i was so obsessed with these anon oh my god

No. 728457

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>>723946
Same! THat sound sends shivers to my core.

No. 728458

i want more music from Rihanna!!

No. 728468

>>728458
Don't we all?! But apparently miss girl is too busy coming up with her next product line. Fenty shower curtains when?

No. 728471

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No. 728488

I witnessed an American asking someone from a 3rd world country if they have Walmart there and was shocked when the answer was no. Made me lol and slightly perplexed about having so little awareness of the world around you. The general opinion where I live (neither America or a 3rd world country) is that Americans live in a bubble and I guess it's true to a certain extend.

No. 728490

>>722316
@womensart1 is a twitter account that only posts women, no trans/non-binary bullshit. she got some flack for it but I haven't seen any recent drama and shes still posting

No. 728513

Whoever runs daily dose of internet has such a soothing and nice voice. It's literally no wonder I love watching those videos at night when I'm starting to get a lil sleepy. Imagine he's fucking you and right before he puts it in he says "hey gf, this is your daily dose of dick"

No. 728519

Vergil having sex in DMC is the weirdest thing ever and I can't believe Itsuno thought it wasn't important at all. How can a loser like him even communicate with people to begin with, let alone have a gf?

>>728458
I can hear Rihanna cackling at this post as we speak.

No. 728522

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Don’t know where to put this but what did Liz Lisa think when they hired this alien

No. 728524

>>728522
She's cute in a weird way, but it's probably photoshop anyway

No. 728525

>>728522
she's soo cuuute!!what's her name??

No. 728528

>>728524
>>728525
Wtf is wrong with you anons cows get chased for shopping like this

No. 728529

>>728528
I think the more time people spend online the less able they become to see photoshop or maybe they think she actually looks like that because she's japanese (japanese people don't lie don't you know)

No. 728531

>>728522
I thought this niche of j-fashion was dead an dried up

No. 728535

>>728531
What niche is this menhera??

No. 728536

>>728528
Tbh anon, I just don't care about photoshopping that much. Like I'll make fun of people who ps and who lie about ps, but I don't really care that much at the end of the day. I'm def not the anons dragging photoshoppers. I like "unique" faces, even if they're not real. I like her alien-goblin but make it *~*kawaii*~* aesthetic and tbh I wanna draw her.

Also forgot to ask, what's her name?

No. 728541

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>>728536
Dunno anon but stalk that insta a little I’m sure you’ll find her

No. 728560

People probably don't understand that I mean it when I say I've talked with all types of people online,, I've talked to mentally ill children, socially inept basement dwellers, genderspecials, ddlg/mdlb/abdp , weebs, japanese otakus, furries, white supremacists, black supremacists, incels, femcels, libfems, radfems, trads, commies, nazis, isis supporters… the list goes on and it feels crazy to me that I've known and had casual conversations not debates or fights with all those people knowing what they are.

No. 728564

>>728522
What's wrong with her eyes? Is this supposed to be "cute?"

No. 728568

>>728564
Seconded, why enhance her eye bags? Is it supposed to make her eyes look bigger or something?

No. 728569

>>728541
this edit is Venus-tier

No. 728570

>>728531
>>728535
landmine kei/girl, mass production (that's literally the fashion style's name), larme

No. 728585

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I like reading semi-trashy romance stories about a bad boy with a dArK pASt and a secret vulnerable side as the next girl to pass the time, but I wish there were more romances with a sweet, caring, cute boy who's soft and friendly to a fault and always there when you need him..and to wreck and control and tease in bed and get him in a constant flustered state. Ya know, just for balance.

No. 728591

When I was a kid/teen my mom would tell me I looked fat and always told me to suck in my stomach so now I kinda do it 24/7 by default, so I get a little insecure that it might be visible when I see people call out cows for doing it and that I might be doing something that is wrong even though I know it's technically not really comparable with me being conditioned to do it while some of them do it to look as anorexic thin as possible.

No. 728595

>>728585
i hate both tbh

No. 728600

i want to learn how to mod games because i highly doubt anyone will agree to make the mod i want if i try to commission it

No. 728604

>>728585
A woman of culture! This really takes me back to my Wattpad days where you could really find anything out there, even if it was written poorly and you only got updates every other month.

No. 728612

>>728600
What kind of mods do you want?

No. 728614

>>728560
One question: how lol? And on what sites did you meet them usually?

No. 728617

>>728614
Not that anon, all of the people she described can be found on 4chan.

No. 728619

>>728612
i admit i want thinly-veiled coomer shit mods but most modders are too male and hetero to do it, unless i explicitly seek out gay modders

No. 728635

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>"sage for [insert thing that's gonna catch them a ban]"

No. 728660

>>728600
barefoot men mod?

No. 728678

>>728660
yes…

No. 728681

>>728678
based kek

No. 728682

File: 1612286004903.jpg (113.01 KB, 1080x1349, c799d6314f2ba381c26b759fb61522…)

whats the cow evolution that has surprised you the most?

>mine

>taylor nicole dean. the first threads were kinda boring tbh. her bf seemed like a douche for sure but since she looked like such a basic bitch… i just assumed she would run immediately if hard drugs got involved? which is not a basic bitch thing, its a normal people thing. its just that her in particular seemed so sheltered and boring and vanilla. i would have never guessed that she'd end up a damn drugaddict. shes gone full ethot junkie now its insane to me, i would have never guessed. she a junkie edgelord now, its so weird comparing her to what she looked like.
>momokun. super hot take, but in the era of pic related i thought she was good looking. i still thought she was a cow for her dumbassery and attention whorey behavior, so i read the threads. but i didnt find her ugly. it was clear that she loved attention for her lewd cosplay stuff, but jesus fucking christ ending up doing full on porn? seeing her now grosses me out, shes legit ugly as fuck. shes completely botched her face and body and seeing her doing porn is just weird to me. she should have stayed in her lane.

most boring cow to you?

>mine. pixielocks, shes so obnoxious but shes not even interesting about it. nothing milky ever happens cause shes so fake and calculated for the stupid persona she has created. shes the leader of fatsos who think they deserve a cookie or something for having a mental illness to exploit. i read all the first threads, and i do check on her threads still just not often. shes just so fucking boring. fatter and fatter and fatter and muh mental illness gimme attention 24/7. its not even entertaining anymore. shes so spoiled and stupid and no one ever calls her out or will, she has never had any consequences or anything. shes just a brat getting fatter and more attention whorey. but like, its not even fun anymore when weve had 10 threads of exactly the same


ugliest cow to you?

>1. READY TO GLARE. THATS A MAN, HUNNY! ONE UGLY MAN!

>2. that scorpioassheaux or whatever girl.

cow you check on the most?

>mine is shayna clifford not because of quality just because of quantity of stupidity. shes not that interesting but shes very stupid and will remind you this every few hours, so its fun to check on her for me.


cow you actually cannot stand, not even read her thread

>i cannot for the life of me read a full shoe thread, i just find her so obnoxious and cant stand it. before i even used lolcow, i had found her channel and immediately hated her. when i saw she had threads i tried reading them but shes just, shes the type of girl i hate the most, i cringe so bad and have to clic away from her dumbassery.

No. 728683

I had this really detailed dream about my ex leaving me who I haven't thought of in so long. I woke up and like 5 minutes later in bed he texted me for the first time in forever. Scared the shit out of me for a sec. Idk what games you're playing with fate, moid, but leave me alone.

No. 728685

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>>728683
Anon i hope you didn't reply back, thats some vodoo shit

No. 728687

>>728683
Delete this before Tik Tok zoomers think their manifestation techniques are going to work. Seriously though, that's freaky. He probably willed that shit into existence before texting you.

No. 728690

So..I've got a job related question.

So there's 6 people on my department, with 2 people working on a different schedule with some overlapping hours. And to put it BASICALLY basically, I was the only one inside the department, but some paperwork needs 2 people to sign so I had to keep asking someone to come over and sign, to then have me do that actual work (which wasn't much, but its a slow day).

I proposed that we should have 2 people dedicated to the department, even if there wasn't much to do and I got nothing but reasons as to why that's not good. That for one person to do all the work if everyone else is learning new skills etc is just how it's always been, the one person in the department is doing their job as they should, if they really need help they can ask etc etc. I just think it shouldn't be down to one person if there are SIX. people in total.

And I don't see what's wrong with just agreeing to have two people in the department? I can see the other side of it, that maybe they want to do other stuff and be trained and the option of maybe doing nothing instead sound irrational. But now they've agreed to hold a meeting where I guess I'll have to back up my opinion or renege because it's not worth the stress.

Like is my opinion dumb? Is it worth standing up for or should I just take the L?

No. 728710

I could probably go the rest of my life without experiencing PIV (or a dildo/finger in me) again. I just wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Clit rubbing is about the only thing I need.

I'm not saying penetration is worth nothing, it's nice but I'd be ok without it.

No. 728717

Mfw i was in limerance with this type of dude for two years. Fuck you Andrew, you’re fat, your beard is patchy and you’re shit at Rocket league.

No. 728720

>>728682
>whats the cow evolution that has surprised you the most?
Luna. Not surprised in the literal sense, she can only go downhill, but it's still weird to see her get even worse when you thought "ok, this is rock bottom".

>most boring cow to you?

Erin and all of /w/

>ugliest cow to you?

Anna K

>cow you check on the most?

Tuna, again kek

>cow you actually cannot stand, not even read her thread

PT because I find her incredibly sad

No. 728726

>>728682
>Cow Evolution
It's been said a million times but I'm still shocked at Shayna's weight gain. I used to be really jealous of her back in 2017/2018. (I'm not a SW I was just going through a weird pickme phase and shitting on ewhores and making fun of their bad angles made me feel better about myself)
Now she's fucking repulsive and huge. At least her vagina boils got better I guess? It's just shocking to see her go from how she was in 2017 to…this.
>Boring Cow
Heather Steele/Sparkles
>Ugliest Cow
PeenPee, I feel so repulsed by her it's unreal. Doormatt is disgusting too. Everything she posts makes me lose my appetite.
>Cow you check on the most
Probably Shayna or Luna. Shayna never shuts up and constantly posts disgusting photos so the laughs are endless. I'm eagerly awaiting Tuna's hobo saga as well.
>Cow you can't stand
Deadfri9ge, Soren (fucking rip kek)

No. 728733

>>728726
Holy crap you're pathetic.

No. 728735

>>728720

>most boring cow to you?

>Erin and all of /w/

i never thought about it but youre so right for this. i had never noticed how when im lurking, going through /w/ is what bores me the most and i usually dont open threads. the people there are still very much cows, but /snow/ is where is at for me.

No. 728756

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I just remembered those hats existed and it made my cringe so hard

No. 728764

>>728733
What makes you say that?

No. 728769

This is so pretty

No. 728773

>>728682
cow evolution: I can still barely believe that Peter Coffin’s wife wasn’t a sex doll, let alone that she was behind all the weird pics and even probably catfished him as his “fake Japanese girlfriend”. and now she’s a big-titty B-list star of “commie” twitter. fucking wild

most boring cow: why does Momo have so many fucking threads

ugliest cow: “the entire MTF thread” is cheating, so I’ll go with Lillee Jean

most checked cows: Shay, PNP, LJ, Luna, MTF and proana generals

actually can’t stand: Manson. that entire thread is the most depressing shit, idk how anyone enjoys that thread if they weren’t a hardcore Manson fan at some point

No. 728779

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not a druggie but sometimes i just want to take a tab of acid and watch something stupid after a long day and just laugh. thanks random college kids jumping off roofs and fucking ronald reagan, you ruined it for the rest of us.

No. 728786

The lighbulb in my landing just went out, I had to borrow a bulb from the sitting room…I officially am at the point where I can't borrow bulbs from other rooms anymore. I actually need to buy bulbs

It was fun while it lasted

No. 728794

>>728786
Buying bulbs opens you up to the possibilities of different Watts and colours. My life was changed when I realised how cheap bulbs were lol

No. 728828

>>728756
One of those cheap hats that I at the time low-key wished I looked good in because I saw cute girls pull it off, and I don't even like hats/hoodies/whatever shit with animal ears.

No. 728841

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The day has finally come. Just spotted someone I've had first hand, IRL interactions with posted about in /snow/

No. 728843

>>728841
who bitch???

No. 728847

>>728843
Interntdaughter, a cow that recieves occasional mention in the left thots thread. Never liked her, lol'd when I saw it

No. 728871

I have the same birthday as Pixyteri. I can only dream of being as cool as her

No. 728876

File: 1612301574176.gif (2.34 MB, 498x373, tenor.gif)

Was posting about how excited I am to have my breast reduction in a discord group of mainly women. Talking about how its gonna change my life and my confidence, then of course the one and only tranny in the group became so interested and asked me question apon question and even had the balls to ask for before and after pics. Couldnt say anything against him because the group are mainly libfems so id be a nasty terf. Im gc but never thought I would have a gross incounter with a tranny.

No. 728877

>>728871
You're just begining to shine anon!♥

No. 728879

>>728876

ew he asked you for pics? what a fucking weirdo. that must have been so awkward, jfc

No. 728880

>>728876
>even had the balls to ask
kek

No. 728890

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concept: groundhog day sexy roleplay. i'm punxsatawney phil and my man is dressed in a suit and top hat as a sexy member of the Inner Circle

No. 728897

i really like being nice to internet strangers. are there any active imageboards that are essentially hugboxes?

No. 728900

>>728897
r/askmen when they come together to defend their kin, you could larp

No. 728901

>>728900
NTA but this made me laugh, thank you

No. 728902

>>728900
this looks more like a circlejerk than a hugbox but thank you! new hate-reading material

No. 728912

>>728897
kind.moe

No. 728916

>>728726
wait soren fucking DIED? like for real this time? damn i guess i really haven't been active i keep missing shit like this. i remember the vivadrag thread was dry and useless af and had like 20 posts, came back a week ago and found out how crazy it got with all that shit about her gross boyfriend OD'ing

No. 728930

>>728600
What is modding a game?

No. 728944

People who eat apples with peanut butter are haram and should commit a most gruesome seppuku. People who eat bananas with peanut butter, however, are based and exude pure Stacy energy.

No. 728948

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>>728944
>eating peanut butter with anything but dark or milk chocolate.
Disgust.

No. 728980

File: 1612313057187.jpg (24.97 KB, 400x267, 806c5_137_f8eda155_163e6dba.jp…)

I miss getting drunk horny

No. 728989

>>728980
What does pic say

No. 729005

>>728989
Girl: "Helloooo~ X-kun? What are you doing right now?"
Boy: "Is she drunk?"

No. 729013

>>728944
Wow, couldn't imagine being this wrong. Bananas with peanut butter is disgusting

No. 729020

i love when dogs or cats sit with their little arms curled under their chest

No. 729024

>>728944
You just like nuts on things phallic you slut. That’s disgusting.

No. 729026

>>729013
imagine just being this wrong.

No. 729027

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>>729020
Yuss me too

No. 729037

CIA needs to be a banned word in leftcows

No. 729039

I’ve never listened to a entire Beyoncé album or downloaded any of her songs but I’ve seen like every single live performance she has ever done and will stay up all night to watch it when she’s preforming. I think she has really good live (“live”) performances but I don’t enjoy listening to her music any other time.

No. 729047

I just want to be reincarnated as a hot rich princess like in the mangas, sick of dealing with things from my past and being brokeee

No. 729053

>>728944
this truly is the dumbass shit thread huh

No. 729075

every day at work i think "what the fuck am i even doing" but i don't do anything about it because i suck at interviews so i tell myself i'm just going to continue and see if it goes anywhere. i get so fucken anxious just thinking about the interviews.

No. 729077

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here once more to say that i wish i was rich. or at least smart, or wasn't suffering from add (?) or laziness (?) or whatever the fuck is wrong with me

uni is hell i'm broke i'm ugly but i think i'm developing an ed again, the scale says 121, so at least i'm not fat!

No. 729079

File: 1612327831909.jpg (28.16 KB, 816x565, discustan.jpg)

>>728944
>eating peanut butter

No. 729084

>see some video about “shifting” and now you can “shift” to Hogwarts and other realities while you’re dreaming or not dreaming or something
>it’s completely fucking childish and stupid
>genuinely can’t believe there are basically grown ass women making YouTube videos about this
>and yet I am going to try it because I am a dweeb

No. 729103

today's tiktok kids = yesterday's theater kids

No. 729105

It's my aunt and uncle's 45th anniversary. They met when they were 13! They are the one consistent and loving relationship I have witnessed within my family (kek the rest of my family has tons of cheating and lying scandals) and I wish I was getting drunk as hell with them right now. I miss them so much!

No. 729112

>>728779
Why does this cat look like the singer of a nu-metal band

No. 729118

I miss kissing my boyfriend passionately reeee

No. 729119

>>729118
Why can’t you

No. 729124

i'm like 90% sure i have EDS or some form of weird, multi-symptom chronic illness but it isn't like dire life-threatening levels of severe for me and i'm so broke and uninsured that all i can afford rn are antidepressants, plus when i WAS under my family's insurance no doctor would take my shit seriously and all my dentist ever did was make me feel insecure lol. i guess i'll just be weak and sickly and gross looking and keep saving unemployment checks as a security blanket until something falls through haha i love being american

No. 729127

>>729119
He's currently living with his dad in another city (2 hours) and neither of us own a car to visit each other safely during covid times

No. 729128

Quarantine has taught me a few life lessons that I wish I wouldve learned at 21 and not 31
1. Only give a shit about myself more than anything or anyone
2. Dont vent to friends,family or scrotes about my issues. Especially not scrotes im dating!
3. Hoard my money and be selfish. Pretend to broke. If I won the lottery right now I wouldnt give anyone shit. Not even my family.
4. Only put the bare minimum into a job not to get fired theres no point in stressing over a minimum wage job that doesnt give 2 shits about me
5. Never do anything I dont want to do. Everything in life should be about my happiness. Fuck everyone else.
6. If a scrote brings me any kind of stress, cut him and block him. No communication.

No. 729130

>>729128
Top tier advice anon, and more women should learn these lessons asap. Belongs in a better thread, certainly not dumb.

No. 729135

>>729128
No one has ever been more right

No. 729136

>>729128
that all just sounds like common sense

No. 729137

>>729136
Some of us are fucking stupid

No. 729139

>>729136
Well it wasnt common sense to me before. Like before the covid situation i was willing to give what I could to family but now that I'm stuck working from home with no one, they are all fucked off with their spouses and dont even call. With scrotes I assumed that if a man is sticking their dick in me that means they would give a shit when I was at my worse but I had to learn the hard way that wasnt true.

No. 729142

>>729128
better late than never anon!!! i'm mad that i'm so slow and dumb it took me til 25 to realize shit like this but ever since my brain decided to fully develop and i've decided to not give a fuck what other people think and that so many stressors in my life actually don't matter at ALL or can be fixed easily, it's like a huge weight has lifted the past year ish

No. 729146

>>729139
I'm only a year younger than you anon and it took me the past year to learn the majority of these things too. Especially 1, 5 and 6. Societal programming telling us women to tear ourselves apart for others, especially scrotes, is tough to work through but I'm over it now. And to be frank I still want to be kind and helpful towards people, but only for those who prove themselves trustworthy and considerate in turn. That really cut down my pool of "friends." Credit to the younger anons who are getting this much sooner than I did, I hope more women are waking up to this shitshow and focusing on themselves rather than wasting years on ungrateful pigs.

No. 729150

I can’t believe there was only 2 years between 2014 and 2016. That feels like a 5 year period.

No. 729152

>>729128
All it sadly confirmed to it is that most people are sheep and are pathetically dependent on others to do any sort of thinking for them. I don't have much hope for the future tbh. Might as well embrace the dystopia

No. 729154

>>729142
Sounds like a whole lot of cope for a basic grasp of common sense

No. 729164

>>729154
ehhh is this just edgy bait? people grow up in all different types of environments and circumstances that can keep them from looking out for themselves first. And tbh can you even learn common sense? I thought that was the point kek

No. 729172

>>729154
at least i don't care enough to police the dumbass shit people post in the dumbass shit thread

No. 729179

File: 1612345883165.jpg (45.67 KB, 768x512, pipoca-leite-ninho2473.jpg)

Craving for a bowl of popcorn coated with white chocolate and powdered milk.

No. 729180

>>729154
>i never knew i was supposed to look out for my own wellbeing
how do people like this survive? dumbass shit indeed

No. 729181

>>729172
And they get surprised that they posted some dumbass shit
>>729103
Ew what an accurate comparison

No. 729191

>>729152
>>729180
if you were really so smart you wouldn't be posting in the dumbass shit thread on lolcow.farm

the only thing worse than a dumbass is a dumbass in denial

No. 729198

File: 1612348531640.png (262.43 KB, 500x573, good ol days.png)

I spent the entire night reminiscing on the prime days of my favorite late 2000s/early 2010s cows, which led to me reminiscing on my own fun times that I had with my internet friends back then, my old blogs and profiles, the silly arguments I'd get involved in and what not, which ultimately led to me crying about how much I miss that period of time despite the fact that I'm objectively at a better point in my life now than I was then. I hate nostalgia, how it makes you lament the loss of a rose-tinted past, even though you know you didn't feel that positively about your state in life when you actually lived in that moment (and, while living in the moment, you were probably nostalgic for moments before that one.)

I just wish I could relive it, even if for one day, but with the knowledge and stability that I have now, enough to actually enjoy it while I'm there.

No. 729211

>>729180
nta but this hit me hard because through like 26 out of 29 years I was like
>I never knew I deserve to look out for my own wellbeing
And how did I survive? Too pussy and/or educated to go through a suicide attempt that I would most likely botch and put myself in an even worse position.

No. 729231

>>729211
For me it was feeling guilty about killing myself. Despite everything else in my life being shitty I did/do care about my mom who was taken advantage a lot as well, and I knew offing myself would make her even more miserable so I didn't want to put her through that. Thankfully I was able to hold out until I could undo some of the damage religion, patriarchal brainwashing and abusive relationships inflicted on me.

No. 729246

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I used to be one of those girls who was proud of being short until I realized it was because my mom put orange soda in my bottle

No. 729248

File: 1612357494916.jpeg (10.54 KB, 310x163, download.jpeg)

I want a Timmy Chally containment thread like the driverfags have…

No. 729249

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>>729248
i would like that

No. 729257


No. 729258

Pro life men should pay child support as soon as they impregnate a woman they aren't in a serious relationship with or married to.

No. 729273

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Are people really out here censoring the word trauma now?
That's it I've fully lost touch with the younger generation

No. 729280

I’ve been following this blog for a while and finally left a comment on something. Later on, I noticed the guy who runs the blog posted my comment completely edited. The gist of what I was saying was still there, but the entire comment was changed.

I’m not some English Mastar, sure, but I swear I didn’t write some garbled illiterate nonsense. I’m so confused as to why someone would edit my whole comment like that. Now I’m really wondering if my writing is that retarded.

No. 729282

>>729273
isn't it so the post doesn't show in a trauma tag or something?

No. 729285

>>729282
Maybe that's where the habit has come from but it was a YouTube comment so I don't think there are normally word filters for that

No. 729289

>>729285
The account that uploaded the video can block certain words from the comments. But I suspect some of it is people seeing particular words censored all the time and thinking they should do that everywhere, especially among younger people.

No. 729297

>>729289
That's interesting anon ty

No. 729334

Sometimes I reply to anons but later I think of a funnier way to have put it/a joke I could have made, but the moment has passed.

No. 729342

File: 1612369536709.png (1.31 MB, 1363x757, wat .png)

Anyone have youtubers you liked that completely sold out? Todd Grande made interesting psychology videos until he sold he soul and started analyzing any thing trending on twitter. Ergo josh is is that same were eh started with interesting educational content, but now it's just lavendertown tier clickbait

>>729273
Reminds me were I was reading some reddit post about how mean comments made them scared to experiment and the first comment was "Just put an insta filter that deletes all words with shit, crap ,bitch" instead of "Grow a bigger skin"

No. 729345

>>729342
omgg I was just thinking about this the other day. I used to like him because he shared actual, valuable knowledge but nowadays he just tries too hard to be trendy and even resorts to clickbaits. Sad

No. 729365

>>729342
He reads his comment sections and takes vid requests that way. I did notice though…that there's a vibe lately where he's covering alot of women who murder or commit violent crimes. We all know women make up a tiny percentage of those cases so I wonder if he's attracting some anti-woman crowd that wants to hear about evil women all the time.

I watch a bit of true crime and those vids in general have started attracting a weird mgtow crowd that love to concentrate on crimes commited by women while ignoring male killers or excusing male crimes.

No. 729368

>>729334
Just reply again anyway, they won't know you're the same anon
As long as you weren't samefagging it's fine we mostly all love jokes

No. 729375

I almost got a job at the defence forces HQ, I'm next in line if it doesn't work out with any of the two chosen candidates.
How the fuck did this happen, I don't know shit about shit I just drank tea and had a good time during the interview

No. 729385

File: 1612372851046.jpeg (1.88 MB, 4032x3024, D23430AB-924E-4B1F-87A2-E4878D…)

sugaraddict anon what do you think of my dinner?

No. 729387

>>729385
So when will you invite me over for dinner?

No. 729390

I woke up in a good mood wtf

No. 729393

>>729385
Nta but Cadbury’s is shit. 10/10 for presentation though.

No. 729405

>>729393
I thought those were thin mints at first

No. 729407

>>729393
i feel like i’m on come dine with me

No. 729421

>>729407
Dear Lord. What a sad little life, Jane.

No. 729433

>>729385
plz wipe your table down

No. 729450

I’m so sick of seeing Russel Brand!!! I don’t want to see his creepy little tiktoks. Or YouTube videos. Or Instagram videos. Why is he making like 7000 pretentious, fake deep conspiracy videos a day on every platform and why do I keep seeing them. I’m so irrationally annoyed by him.

No. 729456

For the last few months I've had this feeling like either there's a lump up my ass or like my sphincter muscle is tense or something. I only feel it when I'm sitting down. I'm shitting normally and I look ok externally.

I moved to a new area so I really don't want to meet my new doc for the first time to ask some vague shit about my uncomfy ass-feeling. I had anal a couple times with my last ex (who it turns out cheated) so I'm wondering if I have some std up my ass. I really don't want an exam of my ass to find out. Gotta love how I just avoid things for months or years on end hoping everything will pass lol

No. 729458

>>729433
it’s wiped anon i just have henna stains on it :(

No. 729459

>>729456
Is this a thinly veiled attempt to provoke the anorectal violence anon

No. 729461

>>729459
kek I was thinking the same. Anus-chan will have a word with you, >>729456 anon

No. 729462

File: 1612377261895.jpg (40.9 KB, 650x327, ps04.jpg)

Photoshop 2021 has a feature were it can use AI to change someones expression or face direction. it's impressive, but it kind of off?

No. 729465

>>729461
>Anus-chan
Kek, best poster nominated, I hope that she is doing well.

No. 729470

speaking of best posters what happened to monster anon? i need her next update grrr

No. 729471

>>729470
I always wonder if the AI anon is still among us

No. 729472

ngl i'm so disappointed that anus-chan is actually a m*le

No. 729478

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This feels like something you'd see in a dollar store comedy movie

No. 729479

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No. 729481

>>729472
I get that, but I console myself with the fact that this at least means not all males are anal fetishists yet

No. 729487

>>729456
I mean if you have pain then it's worth seeing a doctor, anon

No. 729505

>>729459
No I'm just ashamed to tell anyone else (even a doc) about my stupidity or my passive attutide towards my health.

The bum stuff happened twice in a relationship that spanned 3 years. Happened on rare occasions where I actually fancied it and so much time has passed since then that I'm likely just grasping for explanations.

I know someone who let a guy use a steel anal hook on her though and she tore from it… that would be my post of choice to call on rectalviolence anon.

>>729487
Damn you and your common sense answer. That is not what I wanted to hear, anon

No. 729508

A lady just came to my work and she was like a 45yr old 6ft tall obese bouncer and she came in with one of the hottest guys I’ve everrrrrrr seen and he was my age so I thought it was her son, but they were actually together. Cougar queen thank you for giving me hope for my own future.

No. 729623

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I know obsessions about Marina is supposed to be about a toxic relationship or whatever, but that song gives me such good vibes and just fills me with happiness. I think it's the nostalgia. The lyrics about OCD and anxiety make it so much more relatable and personal to me. I feel this way about Numb too.

No. 729627

I got this cute flannel hoodie hybrid and I feel like I am slowly reaching my futch dreams!!

>>729623
This outfit was iconic and so is obsessions, I also feel Happy so hard even with the religious stuff in it.

No. 729636

Damn, I got maladaptive daydreaming (although I have to say not to a destabilizing degree) but all my day dreams are basic success stories with a fictionalized version of me as the protagonist, not cool worlds and original characters. Can't even sperg right

No. 729638

File: 1612390699057.jpeg (71.34 KB, 933x526, 1570897959278.jpeg)

Got the ace attorney trilogy on switch downloading away, heated blanket and a tomorrow filled with nothing my girls!!

No. 729640

>>729638
Amazing, I wish I was you anon, have the best day!

No. 729642

>>729640
I suck at games but felt like experiencing the gay lawyer tension again! You have a nice day too, anon!

No. 729643

I used to follow this girl on instagram who dressed in gorgeous vintage style outfits. It was like 1920s leaning, a lot more unique than muh 50s and done so well. Years pass and her account is now gone, but I sneakily found out she became a fakeboi. She still wears vintage style clothing but in men's styles. Honestly it's disappointing and even though I didn't personally like her, I do feel bad because she seems less happy in the pictures.
Sorry I know this is lc but I'd rather not name her accounts, only posting my dumbass shit thoughts. It's so strange when it happens to someone I used to follow in high school

No. 729647

>>729636
Similar for me anon, though I just daydream about cool people. I can’t even insert myself kek.

No. 729664

>>729450
I swear I haven't seen russel brand against my own will in years, i feel bad for you lol

No. 729666

I miss amanda seyfried celebricows sperg, I wonder where she is now

No. 729693

I cried when the tiger died on The Walking Dead

No. 729722

I read that anons description of her first vaginal exam and it hurt my heart so fucking much. I hope this doesn't sound like some weird humblebrag, but I had my first when I was 15 and I feel so blessed to have a doctor that was gentle and not judgmental. I remember feeling uncomfortable, but actually wanting her to press harder to feel the issue I felt. Ugh, I hope that anon finds some peace in her life. It's hard to imagine another woman doing something like that to a young girl. I can't believe some anons had the nerve to be bitchy about that

No. 729723

>>729722
I couldn't read it. I don't like when anons unload their traumas here. I specifically did not become a therapist so I wouldn't have to listen to such things. I don't appreciate randomly dumping it on me.

No. 729728

File: 1612402326491.jpg (217.34 KB, 1080x1340, pixelart-night sky.jpg)

Time to go to bed. Good night anons. Love you all

No. 729733

>>729723
Just… don't read it? No one expects you to read it. Why are you complaining?

No. 729736

File: 1612402486588.jpg (120.16 KB, 860x1200, gcTe8MP.jpg)

For some reason I giggle when I see anons reffering to their boyfriends or husbands as "moids". Like, I know what it means, but I find it cute on a odd way.

Also, sometimes I accidentaly read "moid" as "mold", as the mosty thing, not important but it comes to my brain from time to time.

No. 729739

>>729736
moisty*

No. 729742

>>729736
I love my himbo moid
he even called himself a himbo today, so cute

No. 729743

>>729728
Sweet dreams
>>729733
I complain because it bothers me, duh. There's no tag that warns you "this post will be traumacore, skip if you don't like", you have to read at least some of it. And I don't want to do hard emotional labour for some internet rando without even getting paid.

No. 729748

>>729723
I mean that's fair I guess but
>I don't want to do hard emotional labour for some internet rando without even getting paid.
…alright? No one is making you. I posted about that post simply because it really did make me upset. Feeling bad for other people's traumatic experiences isn't "hard emotional labor" for me and if it is for you, then simply ignore it. I hope you don't act like this when anons talk about being abused or sexually assaulted lmao People are allowed to talk and ask about shit that has happened to them. Lolcow has never been a place free of that stuff so just deal with it

No. 729749

my first reddit fake story troll post blew up with tons of people believing it but nothing i come up with after that one hit gets as much attention and just keeps getting downvoted

No. 729751

>>729748
I never reply to those posts. And I still don't like anons using lolcow as a therapist's office. What you're doing for free should be paid. It's valuable.

No. 729753

File: 1612403922631.jpg (69.04 KB, 1080x154, Screenshot_20210203-195859.jpg)

Y does anyone still stan Chris brown

No. 729764

got called ableist today for saying i wouldn't date someone who's npd, that's a new one

No. 729783

File: 1612406896433.gif (530.72 KB, 500x400, 1604968931411.gif)

I wish all the coomer weebs had their own board

No. 729787

>>729764
There's a weird trend of people starting to defend narcs and sociopaths.
Awhile ago I saw a comment on reddit saying that talking bad about people who have antisocial personality disorder is wrong and discriminatory.

Just what the world needs. Reasons for narcissists to make them seem like victims and giving sociopaths more ways to ruin lives.

No. 729794

>>729787
Which is it
>young naive sjw
>narc/sociopath

No. 729799

>>729743
I don't like those posts either, but it's the internet, you're not going to see trigger warnings. Better yet, expect to be annoyed.

No. 729805

>>729783
is that not just 4ch

No. 729806

It puts me off sometimes how most drag queen humour consists of them just being snarky rude bitches.

No. 729814

>>729805
Yes and yet they still choose to come here.

No. 729839

I've started blatantly flirting with this guy I've been low key crushing on for months and luckily for me he's reciprocating…but I just put together the fact that I share an uncommon name with a character from a very popular video game that he happens to be an avid player of..what if he only likes me for the novelty of dating a girl with a vidya game waifu name?? Actually the more I think about it the more likely it seems. He's lucky he's hot…

No. 729849

I just saw a drawing with the most beautifully rendered metallic, shiny pants and I'm in fucking awe. This is such a stupid post, but I will never stop having art envy and marveling at the talent of other artists

No. 729866

File: 1612417763016.gif (420.26 KB, 425x213, lmao.gif)

A scrote just DMed me on instagram asking for pictures of the back of my hands for money– just the back of my hands, nothing even remotely inappropriate. He said he'd pay for each picture and was quite polite, even apologizing for the weird nature of the question.

Before I responded to the dude, I asked my husband if he cared. He said, "Lol, how much money? Do it. It's free money, plus you have nice hands anyway."

So ladies, tonight I am $200 richer and he said he will definitely ask for more in the future.

No. 729868

Nice. Scrotes can die, but they are such coomers. I sent a picture of my dirty socks not even worn and I got money.
I hope he can't track you or anything, though

No. 729869

>>729868
Doesn't matter to me if he knows my name; I actually know him IRL (distantly). Absolutely no shame to me if I sell pics of my hands, lol. Lives halfway across the country anyway. Give me that coin, retard coomer.

No. 729870

File: 1612418008657.jpg (95.25 KB, 1280x720, what a beautiful duwang.jpg)

>>729866
where can i find a scrote like that?..asking for a friend, of course.

No. 729878

>>729866
I once sent a picture of my shoes (wasn't even wearing them) placed beside my PS4 and the dude sent me $150

No. 729886

File: 1612419414768.jpg (115.15 KB, 736x1030, 31a5080957c7e377e519485a7dbf4f…)

I think the next big aesthetic after cyberpunk dies down will be dieselpunk.

I for one welcome our new diesel lords.

i hope they reboot the dieselpunk SW toy line and make it including the ST and also make it better quality

No. 729889

KF found a small group of drama/cringe channels I've been watching for a few years and it's nice to have them dig through the live streams for milk so I don't have to

No. 729893

>>729886
what is dieselpunk?

No. 729895

File: 1612421567707.jpg (601.37 KB, 1440x2495, Screenshot_20210204-015131_Red…)

I find it very bizarre how men will lead women on for months or even years that they arent attracted to at all.

No. 729899

>>729895
I find your post ironic because men complain about women doing that most of the time. anyways fwb seems like a recipe for disaster but I recognize some people could handle it

No. 729901

>>729899
Men think women being their friend and not fucking them or liking them back is leading them on.

Men will fuck, hangout with every day, live with for years and have no plans of ever dating her.

No. 729902

>>729901
fair point. I noticed they'll even date girls who they don't really like just for the sake of getting pussy, that's really what bothers me tbh. fwb to me seems like it's obviously risky for getting feelings. I feel bad for that girl but it is what she signed up for tbh, a scrote who wants sex and nothing more

No. 729907

File: 1612423213683.jpg (113.06 KB, 735x1137, ce75c3fc073f0c4c3fc48391d2b60e…)

>>729893
It's a type of aesthetic that consists of an alternative universe inspired by 1920-1940s (WW2 and a bit of WW1) where you basically take the technology of that time but reimagine it to be more advanced. Like for example: giant robots that are built like zeppelins or diesel cars. Bullet trains that also look like 20's cars and have WW2 pinups painted on their sides. Russians using armoured bears to defeat the nazis.
The war theme is also usually present, so vintage military stuff and bio war stuff is common.
Think of Disney's Atlantis, or Wolfstein.
You can also be super low-key about it (some robots to help at WW2 that didn't exist otherwise) or just go up to eleven and make it like pic related.

I personally think it's very cool looking.

No. 729910


No. 729915

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Please tell me this anime-loving anon is the same anon
I want to be your friend so bad


Also wtf the friend finder threads are locked and dead forever? Wtf? I didn't know there was some drama happening. Is there a way to make a new one?

No. 729926

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>>729886
I'm hoping steampunk will make a comeback. But yeah, I agree the next big thing will definitely be a retro style

No. 729955

Wtf? @everybody pls watch this

No. 729958

I wish some anons in the character design threads would learn to state their point better instead of writing 'this characters's design is good because it looks awesome' or 'the design here is bad because it looks horrible'

No. 729968

The Adam Driver thread was one thing. But now there's also one for Timothee Chlamydia?? Seriously?

No. 729973

>>729958
in their defense, if someone is never thinking analytically about art and doesn't know anything about art theories / marketing strategies, they would never be able to tell why they like the thing they like.

No. 729975

I thought you guys were talking about something called picrel but it means pic related..

No. 729978

I want to stream games but privately so I can just chill with my close friends despite restrictions. No idea how I can do that outside of twitch but I want to show them shitty otome games and BL games so we can shitpost about them together.

No. 729982

>>729136
That's common sense unless you were raised specifically to become a doormat or in a culture where it's expected for everyone to care more about their family and community than your own well-being. Just like anon I wish I learned these things earlier.

No. 729983

>>729978
You can use Google Meet and stream your screen for example!

No. 729984

>>729983
In that case I wouldn't need a separate software then? If that's the case that sounds like a very good option.

No. 729986

>>729978
you can do that if you create a discord server

No. 729987

>>729975
lmao I'm ESL and this also took me a while to figure out

No. 729992

>>729984
Ah wait, I don't want to lie to you because I've been using google meet my employer provides, maybe it's some special option for companies;
What you can definitely do is streaming on discord, here you definitely don't need anything except for discord.

No. 730006

My gf always complains about her flat chest but I love love love her small tiddies, they're so cute!

No. 730008

>>729982
Same here. I was raised by a codependent parent who never ceased to stress how selfish I am whenever I did something for myself. Hats off to anon for realizing these things

No. 730009

I'm hungry I want to eat junk food but whenever I try some at mcdonalds it's disgusting, I want to visit the USA and try some good junk food, I'm sure it's tastier there and has a bigger variety. Uuuuuhhhghgh I want a big hamburger

No. 730013

>>730009
I didn't like US fast food, it's sweeter than what I'm used to.

No. 730016

>>730013
How do you manage to pull 'sweet' from a burger and fries? Adding a soda doesn't count.

No. 730018

>>730016
The bun is too sweet, the ketchup and other condiments are too sweet. The fries are fine.

No. 730021

Omg anus-chan is back

No. 730022

>>730013
Alright thank you I feel less regretful now

No. 730025

>>729978
You can stream on discord, in dms or server

No. 730052

Every time I browse snow I secretly hope that the fatvegfemme thread will be active again. Pheebs truly had the potential to become a legendary cow.

No. 730056

i'm a little sad that soren died, she was an abhorrent piece of shit pedophile but good lord she was milky.

>>730052
i'd forgotten about pheebs, anon! so many memories. i wonder wtf happened to her, maybe she's still torturing her poor sad sack bf somewhere

No. 730142

>>730006
God I want a gf like you one day. I don't not like my small boobs (way too convenient to hate lol) but I'd kill for a girl to love them with me.

No. 730147

>>730052
I miss her so much! She was so infuriating but truly one of the best cows of her time. I'm still a little miffed that she never got moved into /pt/ even though LJ the one trick pony did. I fully believe that she deserved to be moved there, and her initials are PT too, it was perfect!

For better or for worse, she did prove that all you need to do to get farmers to get off your back is to stop being a stupid fuck in front of everyone on the internet.

No. 730200

I hate Amazon and truly try my best to avoid buying things from there if I can help it, because I really hate how they treat their employees. Every time I read stories of people and how broken their bodies are now, the grueling work and hours they have to go through, how they don't even have time to pee, it makes me want to cry. I get sad thinking of the parents who work there because they have no other choice and think "what if my own dad has to work there because he can't find work anywhere else?" and it makes me want to curl up in a ball and sob because I know it would take a terrible toll on him. I know it's convenient and I'm not trying to act like I'm morally superior just because I try my best not to buy from them while buying from other companies who probably do the same shit but ugh.

No. 730208

Im a rather private person and I always hated it when people I do not know/have limited interactions w ask me too many questions. Recently talked to a friend who I wanna try to know more abt and when the topic of the professor came up the bitch ask too many questions like what is he like? is he difficult? Like bruh how about you experience it instead of bombarded me w questions ok dumb cunt.

No. 730217

I was so sure there was a new dumbass thread, I found nothing.

Anyway, I have a huge crush on Mads Mikkelsen . THERE, I SAID IT. And i'm super horny about it. But like…whenever I try fantasise about him it puts me off, because he's older, and just by default the idea of an older guy fucking a younger woman (even me!) is offputting. Because I think old guys who fuck young women are instantly trash, apprently with no exceptions.

That's all, just wanted to share on this rapidly dying thread.

No. 730219

>>730009
Honestly I had this same dream and was so disappointed. The fast food is trash, it's not even deliciously unfilling. It's just dull. And the candy, the candy I've heard of since I was a child in movies but never got to try…I'm notorious for having a sweet tooth and being a general human food bin amongst my friends, and I had to stop eating it because it was just gross and not tasty, to any degree. It wasn't even worth the sugar fix.

If you're from mainland europe like me, trust me, our stuff is infinitely better.

No. 730224

>>730208
As an immigrant I have this feeling and I wish I didn't because it's a curse. From literally anyone new I meet I have this barrage of questions.

>where are you from?

>when did you come here?
>what brought you here?
>do you miss your home country?
>do you like it here?
>have you managed to make friends here yet?
>what are your plans, do you think you'll be here permanently?

Like whyyyyy do I need to give my life story bro dang fuck off. And it's the same every. time. It's the same questions, in the same order. You'd think there's a script.

No. 730234

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Sometimes I wonder if I could remove artist competition by using a a goble gook of woke buzzwords to make hard work and improvement look bad. I know most professional artists wouldn't fall for it, but they'd be to scared to fight back and be cancelled so they'll just nod along. I do know semi professional and the next generation of artists could fall for it. Something like…
>We need to normalize big art breaks! Most studies show habits are something only nerotypicals can have and when Nerodyvergent people do it it's a warning for burnout! If you automatically drawing instead of watching youtube and browsing twitter you are actively self harming!
>The idea that you need to use books and practice to get better at art is a capitalistic structure. OFC capitalism made it so all paid resources from old white men are perceived as the the best! The idea of more time more growth is a mirror of our work week structure. The best resources are Instagram tutorials made by BIPOC!
>The idea that you have to draw to be an artist is wrong. Just day dreaming is valid, just saying you'll do it is valid, just saying you're an artist is valid! The idea you have to work to be a professional artist is wrong and I am ashamed to see so many drawing artists fall for this.

No. 730238

I think people who are like "Thank you ♥♥" when someone calls them crazy, psycho, disgusting etc… are cringy as hell. I also think the word "cringy" is cringy (I guess cause of how overused it is) and I wish there were a better word to encapsulate that feeling

No. 730241

>>730224
Anon…are you me

No. 730252

I think ken ashcorp is going to troon out. I feel it in my bones.

No. 730254

>>730217
It's okay anon some of us are attracted to old men and that's aight

No. 730255

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idk why but every time I see this it makes me laugh so hard

i love this website

No. 730256

>>730234
Isn't this already happening?
But despite this the hard working and talented artists keep coming, normally from countries with a stricter work ethic. The art market is global now, the polish artists don't give a fuck about burn out and they are coming for you.

No. 730264

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>>730255
Same anon, and it is always funny to see it on posts like this

No. 730268

>>730252
Just checked on him and god has he gone down hill. His older electronic heavy stuff wasn't perfect, but it was at least listenable. His new stuff legit sounds like a crappier Justin Bieber, but his fans wont stop worshiping him
>>730256
> polish artists don't give a fuck about burn out and they are coming for you.
This is something I want to be able to explain one day. No matter how well or how much you argue overworking is bad you'll have to come face to face with he fact the only way to compete is to burn out.

No. 730269

I like myself, my body and my looks but its other people who seem to have a problem it.

No. 730272

>>730269
Same. My mother believes I should develop a sense of shame, but I am better than fine as I am.

No. 730273

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I really can't judge how much food I'm eating, I feel like I'm eating more than usual, but I feel skinnier, when I put my hands on my hips they're bony and my ribs show. And today I put on a flowy shirt and it looked so disgusting I felt like a skeleton. So what the hell is going on. I should exercise probably (maybe I'm wasting away because I'm just sitting and studying) but I don't have the time to do it
>>730255
Me too, usually I don't register what it says but sometimes I read it and laugh again

No. 730274

>>730268
fucking gross. I swear he's gonna try to morph into that panda girl irl

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No. 730288

>>730287
ily2bb ♥ mwah!

No. 730289

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