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No. 2478030

A thread for sharing screencaps of hilarious posts seen around the farms.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2341317

No. 2478035

art nonna from the elsie thread, I hope you don’t mind that I used your art. but it’s cute and it fits the theme

No. 2478374

File: 1744016322820.png (458.37 KB, 605x1051, 1000034665.png)

The /m/ autism thread is delightful.

No. 2478804

File: 1744045881959.png (9.44 KB, 1272x68, snailromance.png)


No. 2479423

are virgil posts from /g/ just low hanging fruit? should i not post it? should i post it under a spoiler b/c we shouldnt encourage personalityfagging? i feel like right now its all kosher b/c it stays in its containment thread and i dont want to ruin that some of them are so godamn funny tho

No. 2479552

>>2478804
And they say romance is dead

No. 2479623

File: 1744088920812.png (178.46 KB, 747x485, simbald.png)


No. 2479627

File: 1744089726072.jpeg (352.94 KB, 1031x712, IMG_4521.jpeg)


No. 2479830

File: 1744121793348.jpg (205.45 KB, 1116x526, Bark.jpg)


No. 2479845

>>2479830
Wake up babe, the dog copypasta just dropped

No. 2479900


No. 2479920

>>2479423
Personalityfagging involves a level of being obnoxious and spreading your shit on multiple unrelated threads or boards. If it's in a containment thread it disqualifies the criteria imo. Also there's plenty of other anons in there known for their husbandos and referred to as "his name+nona/fag" too so yeah

No. 2479948

File: 1744127449335.png (12.76 KB, 710x159, 8yogirl.png)

8 y/o girl?

No. 2480043

File: 1744131628735.jpeg (241.02 KB, 990x614, IMG_4527.jpeg)

KEK

No. 2480046

File: 1744131789181.jpg (284.7 KB, 1080x1506, 1000005792.jpg)

>>2479900
>>2479920
i just dont wanna blow her spot up by dragging it across threads. her humor is a well i would hate to see run dry

No. 2480150

>>2480046
She is the national treasure of the husbando thread.

No. 2480153

File: 1744136515713.png (19.76 KB, 634x107, 1000034749.png)

Yes.

No. 2480331

File: 1744146927387.png (Spoiler Image,16.63 KB, 632x155, 1000034648.png)

Spoiled for uncouth discussion of body parts

No. 2480353

>>2479627
Thats from the freethemaniac snow thread right? kek

No. 2480354

>>2480331
Made by a troon

No. 2480357

>>2480354
Kek (They already do trying to convince themselves estrogen is actually doing anything)

No. 2480421

>>2480331
We're spoilering screenshots of text now? Just for containing the words nipple and vagina? Wtf.

No. 2481309

File: 1744224462345.jpeg (106.6 KB, 1023x285, IMG_2055.jpeg)


No. 2481335

>>2480421
I thought it would be funnier that way

No. 2481426

File: 1744230045937.jpeg (110.34 KB, 828x863, IMG_2413.jpeg)


No. 2481429

>>2481426
What's the context/what thread? Kek

No. 2481441

>>2481429
nta I don't remember the thread but the post was about the Pokemon Sleep app.

No. 2481448

>>2481441
Kek damn, the anon in the screenshot has a point then.

No. 2481506

File: 1744233249831.jpg (150.69 KB, 1200x627, O.jpg)


No. 2481535

File: 1744235727716.jpg (29.34 KB, 720x288, 1000066534.jpg)


No. 2481540

>>2481426
>Average libertarian bedtime routine

No. 2481910

File: 1744254448246.png (5.68 KB, 725x99, cowcatcher.PNG)


No. 2481928

>>2481535
KEK the secondhand embarrassment I felt from this

No. 2482139

File: 1744286176215.png (15.27 KB, 453x123, 1000034856.png)


No. 2482147

File: 1744287242327.jpg (466.64 KB, 1440x1367, Screenshot_20250331_115441_Sam…)

I have some caps I collected and were sitting around

No. 2482148

File: 1744287283011.jpg (732.95 KB, 1336x1899, Screenshot_20250410_022437_Sam…)


No. 2482154

>>2481426
This is how LaDs fans look to me

No. 2482157

File: 1744287761789.jpg (576.14 KB, 1440x910, Screenshot_20250410_022533_Sam…)


No. 2482158

File: 1744287810804.jpg (Spoiler Image,701.34 KB, 1440x1363, Screenshot_20250410_134346_Sam…)

>>2482157
Spoilered for shirtless Donald Trump and chest hair. Unspoiler at your own risk.

No. 2482171

>>2482158
Young Trump looks like every school's one asshole jock

No. 2482178

>>2482171
And not even an athletic one. Like the type got onto the team because of who his parents are.

No. 2482554

>>2482158
Glad he found his style eventually

No. 2482855

>>2482147
I cant get over how bad her art is, it's middle school weeb tier. How did she manage to run a whole ass cartoon with this level or chickenscratch? Is she a nepo baby?

No. 2483514

File: 1744386946523.png (363.22 KB, 607x1181, 1000034896.png)


No. 2483538

File: 1744387819622.png (23.06 KB, 1302x310, 1dmScGr.png)

Dumbass shit - the return

No. 2483561

File: 1744389021035.png (10.38 KB, 557x134, firefox_m4supcxqGu.png)

>>2478035
Did not expect this at all. What a lovely surprise, thank you!

No. 2483574

>>2483561
I'm still mad on the behalf of the nona who got a redtext for troonfoiling ITT when that thing was literally Nya-ing at people and posting paragraphs about Japanese catgirl schoolgirl gun OCs when nobody asked.

No. 2483582

File: 1744389876558.png (20.78 KB, 936x320, 7865464568.PNG)


No. 2483813

File: 1744399878224.png (3.91 KB, 381x84, firefox_ETk9IRjutn.png)

>>2483574
I swear some of the jannies here are hellbent on ruining the userbase of this site

No. 2484629

File: 1744457684578.gif (15.77 MB, 488x642, 1000034920.gif)

>The front page

No. 2484703

File: 1744466296676.jpg (806.24 KB, 1078x2029, 1000017537.jpg)


No. 2485855

File: 1744570798434.png (42.32 KB, 2344x119, rage of the nonny.png)


No. 2486445

File: 1744610560363.png (295.78 KB, 1047x885, 1000035267.png)

i love the retarded newfag elsie

No. 2486454

File: 1744612287740.jpeg (69.75 KB, 1284x335, IMG_4478.jpeg)


No. 2486790

File: 1744644576139.png (1.43 MB, 1022x3047, 1000035041.png)

It's stupid but it made me kek

No. 2486794

>>2486445
What thread?

No. 2486910

File: 1744651666821.jpg (617.08 KB, 1440x1246, Screenshot_20250414_202607_Sam…)

The picture with the text made me genuinely laugh

No. 2486911

>>2486910
Kek, I once heard a little kid say "what the skibidi flippity is this?" and I'm ashamed to say that I genuinely thought it was kinda funny

No. 2486916

>>2486910
Kinda based how snotty alphas stole that word from insecure manosphere moids.

No. 2486919

>>2486910
future lolcow poster

No. 2486935

File: 1744653058674.png (145.24 KB, 739x411, triangle fandom.png)

Simple but referring to maths as the triangle fandom made me kek, also it's the truth.
>>2486911
That's fucking adorable, I know that they are ipad babies and are doomed by circumstance but I really love gen alpha, they are so funny.

No. 2486945

File: 1744653692622.png (103.05 KB, 507x274, whore.PNG)

this is animal abuse btw

No. 2486958

File: 1744654594485.jpg (279.59 KB, 1080x1642, Screenshot_20250414_121449_Fir…)

>>2486945
It's even funnier within the context of what nonas were posting directly above it

No. 2487169

File: 1744666587094.png (69.43 KB, 871x430, master shake.PNG)


No. 2487250

>>2486945
I love this post.

No. 2487251

File: 1744670675922.png (26.51 KB, 621x174, 1000035073.png)

Nona does hate speech.

No. 2487516

File: 1744685048374.jpg (15.91 KB, 518x237, 1000067401.jpg)


No. 2487520

File: 1744685171912.jpg (27.81 KB, 720x379, 1000067399.jpg)

another one that made me kek

No. 2487523

File: 1744685327754.jpg (4.82 KB, 311x56, 1000067400.jpg)


No. 2487528

>>2487523
you should have posted that one anon that said that moids self insert as the uke in their haremshit fantasies

No. 2487795

File: 1744716224630.jpg (184.98 KB, 1080x501, Screenshot_2025-04-15-08-27-18…)


No. 2487996

File: 1744734060936.jpeg (452.66 KB, 803x1105, IMG_5389.jpeg)


No. 2488001


No. 2488003

>>2487996
Damnit this got me

No. 2488147

>>2487795
thread?

No. 2488347

File: 1744747312957.jpg (122.39 KB, 1019x752, O.jpg)


No. 2489310

File: 1744819493564.jpg (32.6 KB, 889x212, 000.jpg)

?(not a funny cap)

No. 2489314

>>2489310
A 4troon fag wrote this(scrotefoiling)

No. 2489677

File: 1744837232811.png (119.07 KB, 491x412, t4t.png)


No. 2489876

File: 1744848261956.jpg (350.26 KB, 1166x601, o.jpg)

(not a funny cap)

No. 2490253

File: 1744874805747.png (123.17 KB, 599x728, 1000035159.png)

>Brevity is the art of wit

No. 2490279

>>2490253
Did someone adopt Null as their sonbando or something? Kekkk

No. 2490988

File: 1744912545024.png (18.22 KB, 592x117, 1000035171.png)


No. 2491058

File: 1744914240807.png (170.94 KB, 1852x458, ginormous jelly boobs.PNG)

I'm fucking crying

No. 2491168

File: 1744916840295.png (Spoiler Image,130.32 KB, 479x849, 1000035177.png)

>>2491058
The screencap they're talking about makes it even funnier (if you can ignore the scrote autism). These retards are fanboying over the idea of ginormous jelly boobs which can "rotate on an axis" so he won't JUST be absorbed, he'll be whirled around and around like a hamster on a Samsara wheel

No. 2491254

>>2491168
I admittedly haven't had a biology class in years, can someone please explain how a boob can, and I quote "rotate on an axis"?
>so he won't JUST be absorbed, he'll be whirled around and around like a hamster on a Samsara wheel
That actually kinda sounds like an American Ninja Warrior challenge, tbh

No. 2491352

File: 1744926564864.jpeg (113.83 KB, 661x429, IMG_7643.jpeg)


No. 2491357

File: 1744927010109.gif (43.8 KB, 317x473, disgusting-disgusted.gif)

>>2490279
>sonhusbando
at least go full weeb and say musuko or something, a portmanteau of son and husbando is appalling

No. 2491362

>>2491168
>women have approximately 30 years left to stop being fat retarded pigs or 99% of men would stop speaking to us
Ordering mcdonalds right now nonnies, i am sorry but we all have to balloon up to be freed from the rape apes

No. 2491381

>>2490253
What thread was this in?

No. 2491448

>>2491381
Your opinion on lolcows

No. 2491449


No. 2491461

>>2491357
should've kek but it was mimicking thr way moids use the phrase 'daughterfu'

No. 2491568

File: 1744942668095.jpg (250.99 KB, 600x776, TGW794931489189471894618991R.j…)

getting the feeling anon likes asian women

No. 2491650

File: 1744949830651.jpg (60.25 KB, 671x494, 8713816578136587187517185.jpg)


No. 2491744

>>2491362
this is the kind of thinking that makes female survivors of rape and sexual assault ruin their lives in the hopes of avoiding it happen again, how exactly is rendering yourself immobile meant to protect you from it? moids never stop at children, the elderly, or even animals, just do what moids do when they're victims and lash out on moids instead, to fuck with equality, why should i be treated equal with what is clearly subhuman?(derailing)

No. 2491747

>>2491744
Nayrt but she made a joke about getting McDonald’s and you call that “rendering yourself immobile”?

No. 2491752

File: 1744961069247.png (513.65 KB, 785x533, anon you have autism.png)


No. 2491773

File: 1744963405012.png (120.1 KB, 999x279, relatable.png)

relatable and true, its also funnier with the gif but i dont know how to make a gif

No. 2491777

>>2491568
i love jannies sometimes lol

No. 2492682

File: 1745028263670.jpg (16.08 KB, 659x208, 1000068107.jpg)


No. 2492692

File: 1745029318877.jpeg (201.51 KB, 828x846, IMG_5796.jpeg)


No. 2494541

File: 1745184343094.jpg (87.71 KB, 1080x1278, Screenshot_2025-04-20-04-29-40…)


No. 2495666

File: 1745276965125.jpg (82.36 KB, 918x316, Screenshot_20250422_085947_Chr…)

I kek'd

No. 2495746

>>2495666
out of context its much funnier

No. 2496054

File: 1745298167460.png (223.76 KB, 1193x714, plant.png)


No. 2496118

>>2496054
what thread is this lmfao

No. 2496162

File: 1745313450011.png (236.5 KB, 1050x734, 1000035723.png)


No. 2496163

>>2496162
the 4chin refugees are getting really obvious

No. 2496758

File: 1745360189277.jpg (748.35 KB, 1079x1499, 1000039208.jpg)


No. 2496764

>>2495746
In context too kek.

No. 2497136

File: 1745384422621.jpg (19.6 KB, 457x158, 27f6a3b433d23423454ab342432e35…)

KEKK

No. 2497137

>>2497136
Ah fuck beat me to the punch!

No. 2497138

>>2497136
fucking kek y’all are funny

No. 2497139

>>2496758
>>2497136
I'm so out of the loop I don't get what either of these are referencing

No. 2497155

File: 1745386185828.png (165.51 KB, 1062x527, huggy wuggy.png)


No. 2497159

File: 1745386250739.png (12.31 KB, 1658x103, gru.png)

>tfw child gru is canonically more evil than a dictator

No. 2497172

>>2497139
The top one is an answer to a question if anons would have kids with their husbandos. The second one is asking if her husbando is that one fat french guy from the medieval times that used to eat everything and anything until he started eating babies and later humans and they either exiled or killed him.

No. 2497375

File: 1745407619961.png (165.82 KB, 991x441, 1000035761.png)


No. 2497376

>>2497172
It was never actually proven that he ate live humans, it was more that the hospital used a kid going missing as an excuse to kick their resident money-sink out. But knowing scrotes he might have.

No. 2497513

>>2497376
I honest can't believe he was real lmao

No. 2497868

File: 1745437766553.png (215.4 KB, 1534x427, firefox_8Omn1aZ7YQ.png)


No. 2498056

>>2497868
The hellweek layout really makes this screencap.

No. 2498346

>>2497136
kek kek kek

No. 2498425

File: 1745475331545.png (51.38 KB, 565x283, 566.png)


No. 2498467

File: 1745480280700.png (52.21 KB, 1078x428, Kek.png)


No. 2498474

File: 1745480600501.jpg (331.38 KB, 768x920, 1644650451054.jpg)

>>2497868
Admins proved her point because only someone who watched star vs would understand why the hitler pic. It was suck a fucking weird ending.

No. 2498479

>>2498467
It's not a hard concept to grasp if a person is ugly and pro-eugenics. It just means they understand the consequences of shitty sperm quality, first hand.

No. 2498793

File: 1745508591994.jpeg (110.76 KB, 828x654, IMG_2568.jpeg)

Always love this reactionpic and the context was funny.

No. 2498864

>>2498474
Star vs. started off strong but really just shit the bed at the end. I don’t dislike early to mid 10’s cartoons but overall they are much weaker writing wise compared to the 90’s and early aughts.

No. 2498876

>>2498474
well, why Hitler?

No. 2498879

>>2498876
NTA but they genocided all of the magical creatures

No. 2498999

File: 1745519358956.png (12.96 KB, 436x124, 2498141.png)


No. 2499420

>>2498474
>admins

No. 2499562

>>2499420
Jannies/farmhands, whatever. None get paid.

No. 2499685

File: 1745578905107.jpeg (667.99 KB, 828x946, IMG_5837.jpeg)


No. 2499690

File: 1745579354193.png (21.32 KB, 638x160, 1000035326.png)


No. 2499692

>>2498999
KEK this should be incorporated into one of the next troon generals' threadpics

No. 2499708

File: 1745580885656.jpg (187.79 KB, 586x1366, Screenshot_20250423-203342_Chr…)

It's terrible but I've been laughing uncontrollably

No. 2499764

File: 1745585207177.jpg (59.56 KB, 579x617, Screenshot_20250423-202847_Chr…)


No. 2499815

File: 1745587983675.png (6.83 KB, 1091x80, christian fursonas.PNG)

The "its literally that simple" make me kek

No. 2500287

File: 1745611529084.png (638.91 KB, 1438x1417, besnailed gusset.png)

>>2499764
All of the interactions were funny.

No. 2500393

>>2500287
I know it's ridiculously early in the year but this has lolcow awards contender potential.

No. 2500523

File: 1745627760824.jpeg (685 KB, 979x1293, IMG_1786.jpeg)


No. 2500577

>>2500287
I thought you'd never mention it.

No. 2500655

File: 1745639767183.png (9.14 KB, 1842x96, dearest.mp3.png)


No. 2500771

>>2497513
i can, there's nonas that eat cement and then there's nonas that eat "shower drain gunk"

No. 2500953

File: 1745674914551.png (33.87 KB, 655x348, aris.png)


No. 2500986

File: 1745677410810.jpg (502.78 KB, 1079x1098, 1000006099.jpg)

all female autism is savantism

No. 2500988

>>2497139
Top post is a musician named Douglas P. who made an album called But What Ends When the Symbols Shatter. Unfortunately he hit the wall and got fat in his old age so now he shatters the scales.

No. 2501216

File: 1745693001742.jpeg (632.08 KB, 1008x1056, IMG_5257.jpeg)

I found this one funny

No. 2501279

File: 1745696967045.png (570.21 KB, 2738x660, rip.png)

I'm gasping for air holy shit

No. 2501351

File: 1745702353873.jpg (Spoiler Image,104.9 KB, 750x918, medic x sniper mpreg.jpg)

spoiler for ugly scrote face

No. 2501371

File: 1745703935354.jpg (92.74 KB, 909x718, Lmao.jpg)

>>2501351
I love how Colin's ugly face is like a new trigger warning

No. 2501437

>>2501279
KEKKKKKKKKKK I wonder if she ever found her husbando…

No. 2501805

File: 1745750042326.png (86.02 KB, 790x424, PERFECT.PNG)

Is he allowed to say the n word though?

No. 2502100

>>2501279
Dream interpretation nonnies please offer your wisdom

No. 2502400

File: 1745794990508.jpg (3.03 MB, 1349x8684, Screenshot_20250428_015924_Sam…)

I died at this. Sorry for long screenshot but it's easier than a collage or multiple posts.

No. 2502401

File: 1745795073765.jpg (666.29 KB, 1440x1263, Screenshot_20250428_015849_Sam…)


No. 2502493

>>2500953
Not funny.
>>2499815
Not funny.
>>2496162
Not funny.
>>2492692
Not funny.
>>2489876
Not funny.
>>2489310
Not funny.
>>2488347
I don't get it.
>>2486935
Not funny.
>>2483813
Not funny.
>>2483538
Not funny.
>>2482139
Not funny.
>>2481309
Not funny.
>>2480331
Not funny.
>>2480153
Not funny.
>>2479948
Not funny.
>>2479830
Not funny.
>>2479627
Not funny.(not funny)

No. 2502701

>>2502493
You should be beaten with hammers

No. 2502710

>>2502493
Sage, I hope you find happiness one day.(lurk moar)

No. 2502724

File: 1745833274425.jpg (4.03 KB, 300x168, 6qp9jel8k8yc1.jpg)


No. 2502727

>>2502710
that's not how you sage anon…

No. 2502782

File: 1745841686563.jpg (101.24 KB, 1154x669, 0.jpg)

Anon replied to the wrong post

No. 2502815

File: 1745845403925.gif (1.17 MB, 498x281, IMG_9484.gif)

>>2501279
Is picrel her husbando?

No. 2502966

File: 1745856642777.jpeg (67.34 KB, 675x213, IMG_6701.jpeg)


No. 2502969

>>2502493
I'll never understand the anons who throw a fit instead of simply posting something they think is funny.

No. 2502974

>>2502710
This makes me think of how I used to think sage literally meant sage like the plant kek

No. 2502990

>>2502966
>>2502974
reminds me of how I used to write out 'Anonymous' with every post I did kek One day I was brave and didn't, then I realized.

No. 2502994


No. 2503092

File: 1745864280087.png (19.56 KB, 1430x178, Screenshot 2025-04-28 at 23-16…)


No. 2503214

File: 1745869312117.png (12.69 KB, 1835x113, nobody; the soulcalibur narrat…)

>>2502701
now that's funny

No. 2503283

File: 1745871205594.png (32.25 KB, 621x284, 1000035432.png)


No. 2503477

>>2503283
I know how that goes. Keeek

No. 2503630

File: 1745890979725.jpg (510.73 KB, 1233x1261, Screenshot_20250429_041009_Sam…)

I love cow boards threads for all the funny replies they generate.

No. 2503635

File: 1745891446770.png (259.75 KB, 1112x481, goodwebsite.PNG)


No. 2503984

File: 1745924103090.png (1.44 MB, 2046x2529, 1000035448.png)

Anon focuses on the important issue.

No. 2503985

>>2503635
What an opening. I'm sorry for nona that she didn't get to murder and cannibalise him first.
>>2503630
KEK that's so accurate

No. 2503998

File: 1745926558665.png (50.03 KB, 635x253, 1000030842.png)

She's right.

No. 2504115

>>2503998
How do we make this into a catchy chant to be screamed at them at the next match?

No. 2504379

File: 1745956773419.png (6.13 KB, 385x135, Screenshot 2025-04-30 at 00-19…)


No. 2504401

I have nothing to add but could someone tell me what that creature in Elsie's lap is. It's so cute.

No. 2504410

>>2504401
its a recolored maromi from paranoia agent

No. 2506056

File: 1746100428412.jpg (1.17 MB, 1402x1959, Screenshot_20250501_143901_Sam…)


No. 2506119

File: 1746107864826.jpg (103.28 KB, 1158x314, dinner plates.jpg)


No. 2506128

>>2506056
fuck i came here just to post this, you beat me to it

No. 2506312

>>2506128
Great minds think alike

No. 2506417

File: 1746124748769.jpg (178.52 KB, 1155x1083, Nonnie.jpg)


No. 2506505

File: 1746128998367.png (120.65 KB, 489x464, NVIDIA_Overlay_pJb7AbouwM.png)

Nonna looks into the future.

No. 2506561

File: 1746132327679.png (23.33 KB, 750x148, Screenshot 2025-05-01 at 1.42.…)

No clue if this will be funny because I'm autismo, but I have a bad habit of not closing my tabs and this popped up on the retarded bans thread. I refreshed it three times since I saw it to see if the nonna was just testing if she was banned or not or something, but it's still there. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

No. 2506566

>>2506056
I have an extremely strong feeling that this is about Addison Rae.

No. 2506570


No. 2506955

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kek i love this site

No. 2507021

>>2503998
this is probably the funniest thing i've ever read on this hellsite

No. 2507118

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Couldn't stop thinking about this interaction

No. 2507122

>>2507118
Poor nonnie. She tripped and spilled her strawberry smoothie and got a ban for posting it.

No. 2507136

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No. 2507137

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>>2507136
Amazing interaction all over

No. 2507139

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No. 2507247

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No. 2507259

>>2507139
Who needs to rescue or protect women? We have troons for that now and they are willing to act helpless, bc it makes them hard and aroused to act that way

No. 2507375

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No. 2507757

File: 1746208515201.png (190.48 KB, 1033x297, sadge.png)

Sometimes I actually love newfags

No. 2507759

>>2507757
Sadge!

No. 2507774

>>2507136
>>2507137
>It ended up looking like a snail shell
>I got defensive and said he was just jealous of his size
KEK I didn't actually know that penises got hard when I was younger, I used to think they were always flaccid and women just had to cram 'em up there to the best of our abilities during sex

No. 2508109

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In times of political sperging in the country threads nacho nonnie is the hero we need

No. 2508116

>>2508109
Nacho nonnie the only one immune to racebait and politics. Her nachos will save us all

No. 2508774

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Nonna giving a brief lesson on lolcow's history

No. 2508781

>>2508774
kekkkkkk

No. 2508944

>>2508774
>mongolian basket weaving
Nature is healing

No. 2509538

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I want to see more of scientologist anon

No. 2510065

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Got ‘em

No. 2510066

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Catholics

No. 2510069

>>2509538
Oh yeah that's really smart anon, encourage the scientologists and their infinite resources for stalking and fuckery. When they come here and blackmail us into joining them, I hope you come to enjoy starving on sea org

No. 2510077

>>2510069
What is this even supposed to mean, also pretty sure it was a joke, autist

No. 2510084

>>2510077
nta but if you weren't on Neopets before 2005, just say that.

No. 2510100

>>2510077
>triggered scientologist
God made l ron hubbard look like a demon with slithery cadence so this wouldn't be complicated anon

No. 2510105

>>2510100
Hey, this isn't cool. Making fun of important religious figures isn't right. You should apologize because this is going way too far.

No. 2510110

>>2510084
The good old times. I'm just saying making assumptions that schizo is schizo kek.
>>2510100
He has those eyes you see in serial killers and ultra rich celebs on Epstein's island.

No. 2510112

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>>2510105
I didn't make fun of him, I said with certainty that if god wanted him to direct people, he would have made him beautiful and charming but he is not those things, to anyone sensible. So he is something else, still useful, just not what you thought

No. 2510127

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>>2510112
samefag this guy on the other hand

No. 2510678

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No. 2512246

>>2507021
>hellsite
Go back

No. 2512445

File: 1746487596354.png (226.19 KB, 612x585, 1000035600.png)

>Be autistic
>Finally decide that you're going to scrape a normal life together the best you can
>Spend all your money on a therapist
>Attend the appointment
>The music in the background is…familiar?
>You can't help but notice that your therapist has an autism badge on her chest
>Maybe it gives her some extra insight, you think
>You pour out your heart
>It's hard, you cry a lot
>She smiles and nods
>"Ah, yes, nona…I've seen situations like yours before."
>Relief.jpeg
>"The gaslighting you've experienced from normies is just like when Sunshine Corazon was tricked by Rachel Berry!"
>What
>"Don't worry! I've heard enough! I've got your prescription ready right here!"
>Before you know it, she's handed you a box. A bright red box with yellow writing, still in the shrink wrap
>It's Glee
>"Make sure you binge at least one season per week or else the socialisation will go out of your thick skull!"
>The therapist who took your money has just told you to watch Glee
>She carefully tucks a folded piece of paper with a barely-visible $500 charge into your hand
>She looks at you
>"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

No. 2512457

>>2512445
when i was a kid i genuinely used to think that singing and dance battles were a common occurrence in american highschools

No. 2512458

>>2512445
stop youre making me want to rewatch glee

No. 2513101

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From Femdom thread. Idk, but it made me laugh.

No. 2513578

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No. 2514407

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No. 2514593

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No. 2516204

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the conspiracy thread is so bad right now that its funny

No. 2516212

>>2516204
The second post is right though. Is there some context I'm missing?

No. 2516214

>>2516204
I kept giggling it was kind of cute to watch them infight. You're retarded and so is your theory!

No. 2516223

>>2516204
I never thought I'd miss the anti-vaccine and Russian bot accusations…

No. 2516421

>>2516212
im not saying its wrong, just that that its not a conspiracy

No. 2516574

>>2516212
im not saying its wrong, just that that its not a conspiracy

No. 2516599

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"Male Queen of England" made me kek

No. 2516652

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No. 2516737

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Kek

No. 2516780

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From the Luigi thread. Posting this here because it’s pathetic, not because it’s funny

No. 2516786

>>2516780
Kek what a pathetic pickme. I couldn’t imagine hating myself that much, and I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something

No. 2516795

>>2516786
>I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something
What

No. 2516798

>>2516780
>>2516786
No1curr, plus the Luigi thread has always been shit and got taken over by Redditfags/baiters anyway. This thread is for funny caps.

No. 2516805

>>2516780
this seems like bait

No. 2516935

File: 1746739864565.jpg (80.53 KB, 1440x369, Screenshot_20250509_002808_Sam…)

Could be me but LC seems extra funny today and I love it

No. 2516938

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>>2516935
I love when anons write these hyperspecific descriptions.

No. 2516970

>>2516938
Who are they talking about? She sounds pretty alright til the elderly husband part.

No. 2516972

>>2516970
bj chan

No. 2516976

>>2516972
Nta but BJchan has an elderly husband?…

No. 2517003

>>2516976
I think that anon is baiting. In BJ chans discord server when she streams Roblox obbys or movies, it's obvious that she lives at home with her parents. You never hear anybody else besides the 3 of them.

No. 2517022

>>2517003
God that's still so bleak, albeit less bleak than being married to an old scrote, but there will never be anyone who can convince me NEETing is anything more than a mentally ill endeavor 100% of the time.

No. 2517034

>>2516786
>I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something
…huh?

No. 2517044

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No. 2517084

>>2517044
kek, where's this from?

No. 2517121

>>2517084
the josei smut thread on /m/ kek

No. 2517569

File: 1746769813083.jpeg (93.14 KB, 683x230, IMG_7400.jpeg)

topkek i just love how this is written

No. 2517878

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No. 2517958

>>2516780
this was written by a gay moid tourist no?

No. 2517979

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