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/Pol/tard baiter NLOG
Probably the whole Vought industries would have a thread full of conspiracionists and it would turn out to be true, but the focus would probably be on Homelander and Deep. She would constantly post in the Vought thread as well.
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Jill canonically uses imageboards
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I think Tomoyo would when she gets older. Doesn't much care for drama boards but she loves fashion, sewing, plants, cooking threads. She's the anon who gives nice and helpful replies in advice threads even if you're retarded. Blogs about crushing on a straight girl often.
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Equal parts based and unhinged. Doxxfag, master cowtipper, no fucks given.
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I would always laugh at the posts on the imageboard she goes to (forgot the name, I think I last played it in 2016) because it would remind me of lolcow so much. I wonder if one of the devs was a farmer.
I distinctly remember this interaction
"I went to Kira Miki's concert with my boyfriend, it was super fun"
">with my boyfriend
Normies get out of my board REEEEEE"
Not verbatim, but you get the gist kek
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I feel like Azula would both post on lolcow and have a thread dedicated to her. Just because she's so ruthless AND socially inept. She would make a thread about Ty Lee, Mai and Katara to psych them out but also have a dedicated anti-fanbase with all the people she's pissed off.
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All of them
>Would make every vent about her and say how miserable she is
>Would be banned a lot for blogposting
>Would constantly vent or ask advice about Adam, would get defensive when people would tell her to dump him, people would reasonably call her a fucking idiot with her on and off relationship with him
>Typical middle class libfem girl
>Would post about Marnie and Jessa in the personal cows all the time, would infight if people didn't agree with her that she is the biggest victms and the other are cows, just like lonelita/roomie anon
>Would humblebrag all the fucking time, probably would become a pasta
>Would vent about her mom and relationships a lot
>Would minimod all the time
>Would post a lot on /g/
>Would post about Hannah in the personal cow thread
>Hannah and Marnie would finally clock each other and cause a shitstorm
>They finally get their own threadfor being huge drama queens, but it would probably die down quickly and some anons would be into Adam
>Mostly chill, uses /g/, /ot/ and /m/ a lot
>Eventually would use the gossip board to give insider intel on Hannah and Marnie, venting about how much she actually hates them
>Would sometimes humblebrag about living in Japan and being able to read moon runes
>Would learn about this site through Hannah, probably snooping her laptop one day
>Get bored after her 6th ban
>Leave and say the internet is meaningless and pointless and you gotta live real life
>Would secretly comeback from time to time, like every 6 months. Would either post a vent or post in the drugs/pot thread
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she'd be absolutely scathing and get banned at least twice a day for infighting
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I love her. She and Komori bully each other on LC without knowing.
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She would post about all of her irl personal cows and vent about how horribly Regina treats her on /ot/.
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posts in the crypto discussion and personal finances threads
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I feel like her too
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Would mostly post on /m/ but occasionally come to /g/ to ask clueless things about boys. Would get terfpilled eventually but be too cynical to come out about it IRL.>>145928
I feel like she already lives here
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Diane eventually would be based and pinkpilled, but she would have to hide the fact from her braindead libfem friends. I think she would drop blinds on her famous friends when they did something awful and everyone would lose their shit when they turned out to be real
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I don't think she would be a cow because I can't see her having a huge internet presence but I think she would definitely be a TERFy farmer. Jane, on the other hand would be an artcow.
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Based about some things yes but Diane would 100% Nigelpost and spout some NAMALT shit sometimes. Kelsey, our resident lesbian movie director, however is pinkpilled and maybe her posts reach Diane eventually.
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She would almost exclusively post on the /cow/ boards and would make a vendetta thread about Tsunoda.
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Misa Amane, the pick-me queen herself. De/g/enerate, hybristophilia fag. Loads of vendetta posting, constantly banned for alogging, a bit of a resident lolcow. Everyone is tired of telling her to stop worshiping sociopath men every week. She stopped posting suddenly and hasn't come back. Presumed murdered.
Ah, you are right. Kelsey would 100% be pinkpilled and gc. Diane would still have shit to work on, but I think she could get swayed to the pink side. Though yeah, she would never stop posting about her buffalo Nigel, triggering
all the hardcore man hate and lesbian anons.
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Tsunoda posts in her own thread lmao
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kinda looks like shoe to me…
I'm sorry anons, please forgive me
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Yes, Girl from Nowhere. It's on Netflix.
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made a small collage to avoid flooding this thread
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Both Mai and Mio!
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Asobi Asobase girls make the funniest shitposts
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they would be especially vicious farmers, and one of them is a nlog and aggressively whiteknights for a certain someone
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they all love to post the eds in the unconventionally attractive men thread. marie gets made fun of when she posts double d there because everyone says he's too hot or she just posts him in the conventionally attractive men thread to make lee and may jealous
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anon are you implying this is the pinnacle of attractive men
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he's a 90s kid, he's smart, sensitive, wears a hat like a proper turn of the century gent and might be asian/canadian. what more could you want?
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miranda absolutely (together with her other friend, mipsy or whatever her name was), but i feel like courtney would not understand anything, she's a bit too air headed and kind to be here lmao
dodie on the other hand… a messy bitch
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Kinda surprised she hasn't been posted yet.
She would also use crystal.cafe and make a thousand >tfw no bf threads
FUCK YES I LOVED THIS SHOW
I bet that gothic girl (forgot her name, the transfer student) would browse too
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>Don’t Trust the B- - in Apt 23
Chloe gives those embellished stories BPDfag finnanon vibes
Robin is the roommatefag with vendetta bordering on homoeroticism
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Her for sure
Hard agree about double d, my childhood crush >>146449
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what are the chances
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Heather Duke and Veronica of course.
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Farmers CN edition
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Jade West and Trina Vega from Victorious
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Nta, but i did my best.
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Stop being such a newfag Tina!
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Del from Wayne. God I too want a beat up sub bf.
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no one has posted my girl nanami.
love this thread.
I feel like Shiori aka Utena's psycho BPD-chan would love to post here as well. She would sperg about Juri, write self-hating vents and ask for advice how to give best oral to Ruka of course
Oh, and Anthy would troll us all.
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Middle bottom pic are the Crust Twins from My Life as a Teenage Robot
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Anime version Rei totally would.
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caught kanji posting in the sewing thread, stayed to white-knight cows and constantly evades bans
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she'd constantly complain about ann in /ot, only ever post in the personal lolcows thread and be a pretentious asshole in /m
She makes LARP posts that get gold stars>>147048>>147047
Tina is unironically a dr@
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Maybe she's a reformed 4chan girl, she found the light
>spams gore and dead bodies on every board and always, without fail, ban evades>shitposts on the western vocaloid fandom thread>spergs about the "ideal man" on /g/>probably posts on 4chins too>begs for hellweeks over and over again>posts scat and bestiality on /pt/ to shock people>favorite cow is probably Dollieguts or Susan Schofield
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If we’re talking about characters from Spongebob going on lolcow, Pearl seems more likely than Mrs. Puff tbh
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scarlet from space dandy would most definitely shit-talk her exes here
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Victoria Chase from Life is Strange.
>secret weeb who posts frequently to anime and manga threads
>gives very good advice about skincare, make up and fashion in /g/
>posts about personal cows in her life, mostly Max
>frequent bans for in-fighting and derailing
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Chloe too>step dick step dick step dick>seething about men>powerlevels about being a stoner>music threads>practically lives in vent
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Her and her mom but mostly her because she doesn’t know how to behave and constantly acting like a dumb lolcow in the show. Georgia would be kind of proud posted by anons who like also azealia banks. Would probably be one of those /ot/ racebaiters who always derail in the unpopular opinions thread and possibly a PULL refugee. Would probably namefag as well and get banned for hours
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>can we please stop talking about scrotes?
>spergs about highly abstract intellectual interests even when no one responds (always ends with "amirite!?" tho)
>enjoys weird indie bands like most anons
>tries to keep /lg/ from derailing
>fashion and makeup threads
>lots of venting about friends being too dumb, anons ask why she even hangs out with them, responds "idk really"
>details plans for morally dubious social experiments and world domination "but not like I would ever really do that"
>bit of a how do you do fellow kids? vibe
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ban evader, weeb doxxer and ita killer
/w/'s strongest warrior
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one of the mom anons who started with cows in /pt/ and eventually became a /g/ and /ot/ only anon
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consistent man hate poster.
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Brooke thinks everyone in her town is a fucking cow and she's right
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Mami from Rent A Girlfriend would not only be a milky cow, she would be in here talking shit about everyone like the fake bitch she is.
Nta but it's more like in the first two episodes she's unnecessarily rude to and makes jabs at Max's intelligence purely out of jealousy, because of her own crush on Warren, which is pretty immature since she acts that way even if Max does deny his invite to the movies. I don't dislike her character but it was good to see her improve later on.
I agree that she'd definitely be browsing lolcow for sure
Kek true. He'd run back to 4chan and cry about misandry being normalised.>>147843
NTA that called her a NLOG but yeah, this. At least she kinda realises she's a NLOG but in my game I yeet Chloe into the tornado
so I wonder if she ever improves herself in that timeline.
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Very milk. Nlog, stalker, pervert.
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Somebody in the old thread said Dee from It's Always Sunny and I couldn't agree more. I can't decide if she would be a cow or a farmer. Probably both lol. Same with Artemis.
Dennis, Maureen Ponderosa, and Gail the Snail would have their own threads as well.
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Can you imagine Dennis finding his own thread? The ensuing sperg would be legendary.
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I've seen people call Onision a less charismatic / attractive version of Dennis, so I could definitely see hime having a thread. They both have that hardcore narcissism and hyper sexuality.
You literally defended a NLOG behavior… "omg im so much better than those dumb sluts cause im into real shit like SCIENCE and VIDEO GAMES and not stupid girly shit. Am I right Warren? uwu"
The fuck is she even doing in that school instead of being with other based sciencebros?
Also imagine defending THIS:>If Max decides to talk to Brooke, Max will ask her whether she saw the freak snowfall the day before, to which Brooke replies that she was riveted by it. Hoping to find out more about the snowfall, Max asks Brooke if she can explain how it happened to a "science noob" like herself. Brooke replies that "even meteorologists can't explain that snow" and says that she bets that Warren can.
So intelligent she got hypnotized by an incel cock kek
LSP would be everyone's narc queen who gives terrible relation advice, paragraphs about her shit ex's, constant thirst posts, and random updates on her trashy life that leaves /ot/ and /g/ in a civil war with half the anons treating her as a lovable pet cow and the other hating her for being an autistic attentionwhore worthy of a thread. Admin, ends up biting the bullet and banning her anyway. I can see anons calling out Marceline's posts about her dad and the subject of her dad hate being a vent thread pic:>vent thread: daddy why did you eat my fries? edition>>147512
PB would have anons unironically ask her if she's autistic, stealth moid, or has aspergers, leading to her flipping her shit about being "too intelligent" for lolcow but still posting on the daily. Ends up getting her posts marked with a pink fedora.>>147931>>147908>>147905
Their infighting and ban evading would be legendary. Would their autistic infighting, self-posting, and samefagging top spergchan's?
>>147954>girl liking science and video games are NLOG>assuming she thinks art is "girly shit" and slutty>she doesn't belong in the ~art~ school with her NLOG ~science~
Projection much? How do you not see the hypocrisy. Have you considered that she just hates a lot of the artfags because they literally ARE retarded backstabby bullying divas who are even more pretentious than her. Including Max, only she's a moralfaggy mary sue. That's why in the alternate timeline, Max is in with Victoria's group and acting all queen bee. >Oh no, she simps for a beta male, how can she possibly have intellect.
How non-NLOG of you to say. B-but, she's ruuude, feminist women would never be rude. Max only keeps Warren around for plot devices, he gets in dangerous situations because of her. It's human of Brooke to resent Max for that. Brooke at least has flaws and overcame them aka a character arc.
What exactly am I projecting? She just seemed like a typical "one of the boys" pick me. I thought part of not being an NLOG is not shitting on other girls for having interests other than you, which she did. Good for Brooke for dropping her shitty behavior, but the same could be also said about Victoria (a much, much worse case obviously). I still think pre-character development Brooke would bitch about other girls while whining how nobody is as smart as her. You are right that her retarded obsession with Warren is age appropriate, but to me it doesn't absolve her from fitting into the mold.The whole love "triangle" situation is so classic. Beta douchebag (did he tell Brooke he will settle on going to the cinema together if Max declines? wtf) obsesses over another girl why ignoring his female version kek.
She seemed super male-identified, i.e in how she watched the awful Katie video and had zero empathy for her ("everyone watched it anyway"). It would be even more obvious she's a neckbeard orbiter if the line about her making fun of Kate for not being an atheist was kept in the final product.
Now that I think if, she would probably post more on reddit and 4chan, especially since farmers would bully her about her crush on Warren.
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both of them
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she’d be a cow who also browses lolcow