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No. 145787

Since the previous threads with this premise were locked, I am making a new one merging the two concepts.

Post characters from movies, series, books, games, animation and etc that you think would either be farmers or cows. Maybe even both!
Bonus points if you specify which threads they would post in and what is their posting style.

No. 145798

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/Pol/tard baiter NLOG
Probably the whole Vought industries would have a thread full of conspiracionists and it would turn out to be true, but the focus would probably be on Homelander and Deep. She would constantly post in the Vought thread as well.

No. 145800

Ive never watched gossip girl but the name of the show makes me think most of the characters would use lolcow and/or PULL.

No. 145806

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Jill canonically uses imageboards

No. 145809

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I think Tomoyo would when she gets older. Doesn't much care for drama boards but she loves fashion, sewing, plants, cooking threads. She's the anon who gives nice and helpful replies in advice threads even if you're retarded. Blogs about crushing on a straight girl often.

No. 145811

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Equal parts based and unhinged. Doxxfag, master cowtipper, no fucks given.

No. 145815

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I would always laugh at the posts on the imageboard she goes to (forgot the name, I think I last played it in 2016) because it would remind me of lolcow so much. I wonder if one of the devs was a farmer.
I distinctly remember this interaction

"I went to Kira Miki's concert with my boyfriend, it was super fun"
">with my boyfriend
Normies get out of my board REEEEEE"

Not verbatim, but you get the gist kek

No. 145823

oooh I agree with this one

No. 145824

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I feel like Azula would both post on lolcow and have a thread dedicated to her. Just because she's so ruthless AND socially inept. She would make a thread about Ty Lee, Mai and Katara to psych them out but also have a dedicated anti-fanbase with all the people she's pissed off.

No. 145828

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All of them

>Would make every vent about her and say how miserable she is
>Would be banned a lot for blogposting
>Would constantly vent or ask advice about Adam, would get defensive when people would tell her to dump him, people would reasonably call her a fucking idiot with her on and off relationship with him
>Typical middle class libfem girl
>Would post about Marnie and Jessa in the personal cows all the time, would infight if people didn't agree with her that she is the biggest victms and the other are cows, just like lonelita/roomie anon

>Would humblebrag all the fucking time, probably would become a pasta
>Would vent about her mom and relationships a lot
>Would minimod all the time
>Would post a lot on /g/
>Would post about Hannah in the personal cow thread
>Hannah and Marnie would finally clock each other and cause a shitstorm
>They finally get their own threadfor being huge drama queens, but it would probably die down quickly and some anons would be into Adam

>Mostly chill, uses /g/, /ot/ and /m/ a lot
>Eventually would use the gossip board to give insider intel on Hannah and Marnie, venting about how much she actually hates them
>Would sometimes humblebrag about living in Japan and being able to read moon runes

>Would learn about this site through Hannah, probably snooping her laptop one day
>Would troll
>Get bored after her 6th ban
>Leave and say the internet is meaningless and pointless and you gotta live real life
>Would secretly comeback from time to time, like every 6 months. Would either post a vent or post in the drugs/pot thread

No. 145833

I can hear her laugh through my phone screen.

No. 145862

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meru meru
she'd be absolutely scathing and get banned at least twice a day for infighting

No. 145865

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I love her. She and Komori bully each other on LC without knowing.

No. 145870

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She would post about all of her irl personal cows and vent about how horribly Regina treats her on /ot/.

No. 145873

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posts in the crypto discussion and personal finances threads

No. 145877

farmers would get banned for infighting about kuvira

No. 145881

I already said it in the previous thread, but Momose and maybe Matsui from Fujoshi Rumi. There's straight up an arc where Momose tries too hard to seem like a normie and is jealous that Asai and Matsui's BL doujins sell well and that they get along with famous doujinshika, so she posts links to their blog on imageboards until they get harassed enough to close their blogs. Then it backfires because many shitposters decide to buy their doujinshi en masse in the next Comiket. Reminds me of fandom drama you see on tumblr and twitter.

No. 145928

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I feel like her too

No. 145936

it would be so funny if they unknowingly vent about Regina online together but irl are still at each other's throats.

No. 145941

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Would mostly post on /m/ but occasionally come to /g/ to ask clueless things about boys. Would get terfpilled eventually but be too cynical to come out about it IRL.

I feel like she already lives here

No. 145943

Daria would have her own thread if she ever gets internet famous, she's messy.

No. 145944

What would she be Internet famous for? I feel like she might have a leftcow adjacent podcast

No. 145958

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Diane eventually would be based and pinkpilled, but she would have to hide the fact from her braindead libfem friends. I think she would drop blinds on her famous friends when they did something awful and everyone would lose their shit when they turned out to be real

No. 145959

>I feel like she might have a leftcow adjacent podcast
I can see her putting all her rants on a podcast and youtube channel. She might even be a tumblerina.

No. 145973

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I don't think she would be a cow because I can't see her having a huge internet presence but I think she would definitely be a TERFy farmer. Jane, on the other hand would be an artcow.

No. 145985

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Based about some things yes but Diane would 100% Nigelpost and spout some NAMALT shit sometimes. Kelsey, our resident lesbian movie director, however is pinkpilled and maybe her posts reach Diane eventually.

No. 145987

Daria gives leftcow vibes for sure. She's like those anons who be like
>I'm not a terf but….

No. 145989

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She would almost exclusively post on the /cow/ boards and would make a vendetta thread about Tsunoda.

No. 145991

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Misa Amane, the pick-me queen herself. De/g/enerate, hybristophilia fag. Loads of vendetta posting, constantly banned for alogging, a bit of a resident lolcow. Everyone is tired of telling her to stop worshiping sociopath men every week. She stopped posting suddenly and hasn't come back. Presumed murdered.

No. 145992

She has such strong farmer aura.

No. 145993

Ah, you are right. Kelsey would 100% be pinkpilled and gc. Diane would still have shit to work on, but I think she could get swayed to the pink side. Though yeah, she would never stop posting about her buffalo Nigel, triggering all the hardcore man hate and lesbian anons.

No. 145997

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Tsunoda posts in her own thread lmao

No. 145998

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kinda looks like shoe to me…

I'm sorry anons, please forgive me

No. 146000

What's this from?

No. 146002

girl from nowhere I think

No. 146004

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Yes, Girl from Nowhere. It's on Netflix.

No. 146005

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No. 146010

Based fujo posters

No. 146014

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made a small collage to avoid flooding this thread

No. 146015

Good collage anon! Who's the 4th one? She looks powerful. Flood away, we in /m/ lol

No. 146017

god i would love to shitpost with tome

No. 146018

she's from a webtoon called melvina's therapy, read it a while back

No. 146020

I haven't seen mob psycho but my friend recently said that girl reminds her of me

No. 146313

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Both Mai and Mio!

No. 146314

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Asobi Asobase girls make the funniest shitposts

No. 146422

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they would be especially vicious farmers, and one of them is a nlog and aggressively whiteknights for a certain someone

No. 146435

KEK these ones made me smile. seconding hard

No. 146436

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they all love to post the eds in the unconventionally attractive men thread. marie gets made fun of when she posts double d there because everyone says he's too hot or she just posts him in the conventionally attractive men thread to make lee and may jealous

No. 146441

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No. 146449

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anon are you implying this is the pinnacle of attractive men

No. 146450

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he's a 90s kid, he's smart, sensitive, wears a hat like a proper turn of the century gent and might be asian/canadian. what more could you want?

No. 146455

He's also a skelly soyboy.

No. 146459

candace is not based enough, vanessa on the other hand i can see it.

No. 146481

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miranda absolutely (together with her other friend, mipsy or whatever her name was), but i feel like courtney would not understand anything, she's a bit too air headed and kind to be here lmao

dodie on the other hand… a messy bitch

No. 146643

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Kinda surprised she hasn't been posted yet.
She would also use crystal.cafe and make a thousand >tfw no bf threads

No. 146651

I love tomoko and I wont let the trannies have her

No. 146656

Yeah as a cow. Genuine femcel autist, probably larps tradthottery on robot boards. Anons hate her.

No. 146660

I bet that gothic girl (forgot her name, the transfer student) would browse too

No. 146663

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>Don’t Trust the B- - in Apt 23
Chloe gives those embellished stories BPDfag finnanon vibes
Robin is the roommatefag with vendetta bordering on homoeroticism

No. 146667

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Her for sure

No. 146668

Hard agree about double d, my childhood crush

No. 146895

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No. 146897

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what are the chances

No. 146907

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Heather Duke and Veronica of course.

No. 146908

I posted her in the previous thread! She would definitely be one of those persistent spergs that ends up becoming an in-board cow.

No. 146915

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Farmers CN edition

No. 146940

cute, someone should make the nick version

No. 146948

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Jade West and Trina Vega from Victorious

No. 146954

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Nta, but i did my best.

No. 146971


No. 147009

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Stop being such a newfag Tina!

No. 147011

What shows are the bottom left and middle from?

No. 147012

Bottom left is rugrats all grown up not sure on mid

No. 147013

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No. 147014

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Del from Wayne. God I too want a beat up sub bf.

No. 147015

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no one has posted my girl nanami.
love this thread.

No. 147017

Mid is my life as a teenage robot

No. 147018

I feel like Shiori aka Utena's psycho BPD-chan would love to post here as well. She would sperg about Juri, write self-hating vents and ask for advice how to give best oral to Ruka of course.
Oh, and Anthy would troll us all.

No. 147019

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Middle bottom pic are the Crust Twins from My Life as a Teenage Robot

No. 147020

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Anime version Rei totally would.

No. 147023

manga one would too and they would constantly infight (pickme vs radfem)

No. 147025

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caught kanji posting in the sewing thread, stayed to white-knight cows and constantly evades bans

No. 147029

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No. 147030

Ur gonna make larping scrotes think they look like this kek

No. 147031

>Anime Rei would absolutely be the one writing long, based, sophisticated but borderline spergy spicy radfem manifestos when she loses her shit over pickmes and libfems.
>Michiru would browse Lolcow to stalk Usagi's thread and dish milk on her and her group while posting "imagine dating a man, cockbreath" in the threads only to be entertained when jannies ban her.
>She would read threads out loud to Haruka who doesn't really understand or care about online drama but would shudder in disgust when she shows her horror trannies.
>Minako is a phoneposter who doesn't know how to sage and never posts caps.

No. 147032

>>Anime Rei would absolutely be the one writing long, based, sophisticated but borderline spergy spicy radfem manifestos when she loses her shit over pickmes and libfems.
How? She was made to be boy-crazy in the anime and even obsessing over Mamoru in the Classic. Manga Rei was a legit man hater tho.

No. 147034

Fuck my bad, meant to say manga Rei

No. 147035

Ah I'm relieved, I was worried I somehow remembered the anime totally wrong

No. 147047

Oh my God yes
>Tina constantly posts in the Unconventionally attractive males thread
>Teenage Louise shitposts, intentionally gives bad advice, and baits. All for the lulz.

No. 147048

Imagine Tina posting lenghty fanfic about her zombie fetish in /g/. She would fit right in.

No. 147055

I feel like Kyoko Sakura (from madoka magica) would be an underage poster in disguise.

>got tempbanned once for unsaged infighting in either /snow/ or /w/

>submitted a terrible banner once
>spams gore on /pt/ when she gets mad and ban evades every time
>constantly tinfoils about admin being chris chan or something stupid like that
>probably posts in the pixielocks thread and the shayna thread
>unironically looks up to one of the cows

No. 147062

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she'd constantly complain about ann in /ot, only ever post in the personal lolcows thread and be a pretentious asshole in /m

No. 147159

She makes LARP posts that get gold stars
Tina is unironically a dr@rfag

No. 147160

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Maybe she's a reformed 4chan girl, she found the light

No. 147164

>scrotes see themselves as cute anime boys
I thought only fakebois did that?

No. 147169

nah, some scrotes too, just look at the Sykkuno thread in /snow as an example

No. 147186

Mommy Mearest (FNF):

>exclusively posts on /g/ and /snow/

>went to /pt/ once, didn't give a shit about any of the cows there except for Lillee Jean
>tells people to kys if they ask to be spoonfed
>got banned after pretending to be Kiki in /pt/
>sages every post she makes, even the ones that contribute to the discussion
>probably vendetta posted some Instagram model she didnt like on /snow/
>moved to crystal cafe after she got banned

No. 147308

Samefag but

Junko Enoshima:

>spams gore and dead bodies on every board and always, without fail, ban evades

>shitposts on the western vocaloid fandom thread
>spergs about the "ideal man" on /g/
>probably posts on 4chins too
>begs for hellweeks over and over again
>posts scat and bestiality on /pt/ to shock people
>favorite cow is probably Dollieguts or Susan Schofield

No. 147334

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If we’re talking about characters from Spongebob going on lolcow, Pearl seems more likely than Mrs. Puff tbh

No. 147370

Nta but I feel like Mrs. Puff would just vent about her awful student, job and complain about her boyfriend spending like crazy

No. 147388

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scarlet from space dandy would most definitely shit-talk her exes here

No. 147445

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Victoria Chase from Life is Strange.

>nitpicker extraordinaire

>secret weeb who posts frequently to anime and manga threads
>gives very good advice about skincare, make up and fashion in /g/
>posts about personal cows in her life, mostly Max
>frequent bans for in-fighting and derailing

No. 147448

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No. 147461

I posted the nick collage, i chose Ms.Puff because i thought she was more cynical than Pearl, and that she would post about Spongebob and his antics in the personal cow thread or something.

No. 147478

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Chloe too
>step dick step dick step dick
>seething about men
>powerlevels about being a stoner
>music threads
>practically lives in vent

No. 147483

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Her and her mom but mostly her because she doesn’t know how to behave and constantly acting like a dumb lolcow in the show. Georgia would be kind of proud posted by anons who like also azealia banks. Would probably be one of those /ot/ racebaiters who always derail in the unpopular opinions thread and possibly a PULL refugee. Would probably namefag as well and get banned for hours

No. 147485

Idk who she is but goddamn her hair needs moisture

No. 147488

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>can we please stop talking about scrotes?
>spergs about highly abstract intellectual interests even when no one responds (always ends with "amirite!?" tho)
>enjoys weird indie bands like most anons
>tries to keep /lg/ from derailing
>fashion and makeup threads
>lots of venting about friends being too dumb, anons ask why she even hangs out with them, responds "idk really"
>details plans for morally dubious social experiments and world domination "but not like I would ever really do that"
>bit of a how do you do fellow kids? vibe

No. 147490

>i Am aCtuaLLY ENTJ!!!
I enjoy some of her ackshually informative posts fueled by autism

No. 147504

>constantly derails threads about spirituality and religion
>her constant infighting with anons and ban evading lead her to be affectionately named by anons as "skeptic-chan"
>even admin gives her a star for saying "Sorry I don't support your mental illness"

No. 147510

I was thinking Chloe would too! Steph Gingrich probably lurks as well and posts to some of the nerdier boards and the lesbian thread. Rachel Amber would've lived to be a cow with her own thread. Probably an annoying YouTube vlogger who was always shit stirring and causing drama for attention kek.

No. 147512

I can see it so clearly. She would respond to advice threads with limited compassion but long words counts. And of course, she's been around since /cgl/, because she's a sweet lolita devotee who's also immortal.

No. 147618

>Marceline often posts in the music threads and gives good recs. But whines about her dad in the Vent thread a lot.
>Lumpy Space Princess would sperg about her parents and friends often to the point where she becomes infamous and some of her posts become copypastas.

No. 147621

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ban evader, weeb doxxer and ita killer
/w/'s strongest warrior

No. 147629

Max's incel orbiter would lurk too and get banned at least once for revealing himself while asking for advice on how to get Max to bone him, as well as fishing for good boi points

No. 147634

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one of the mom anons who started with cows in /pt/ and eventually became a /g/ and /ot/ only anon

No. 147665

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consistent man hate poster.

No. 147678

Lumpy would be a local cow for sure, I would love to see it

No. 147825

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Brooke thinks everyone in her town is a fucking cow and she's right

No. 147826

too bad she forgets she's one too. huge NLOG pick me vibes. she's like a Shuwu of LiS

No. 147832

love this and agree

No. 147833

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No. 147836

How is she NLOG? From what I remember she was the only person who acted like a normal person. Sure she's a little smug and was rude to Max, which was deserved because Max is a self-righteous indecisive ho. From her perspective, Max is emotionally unavailable and only keeps Warren on the hook for convenience. Her biggest flaw is falling for a simp. She even owns up and apologizes for it.

No. 147837

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Mami from Rent A Girlfriend would not only be a milky cow, she would be in here talking shit about everyone like the fake bitch she is.

No. 147843

Nta but it's more like in the first two episodes she's unnecessarily rude to and makes jabs at Max's intelligence purely out of jealousy, because of her own crush on Warren, which is pretty immature since she acts that way even if Max does deny his invite to the movies. I don't dislike her character but it was good to see her improve later on.
I agree that she'd definitely be browsing lolcow for sure

No. 147852

Kek true. He'd run back to 4chan and cry about misandry being normalised.

NTA that called her a NLOG but yeah, this. At least she kinda realises she's a NLOG but in my game I yeet Chloe into the tornado so I wonder if she ever improves herself in that timeline.

No. 147858

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Ayame Sarutobi.

Very milk. Nlog, stalker, pervert.

No. 147862

99% of the characters in this show/manga are cows tbh.

No. 147900

She feels intellectually superior to a bunch of snobby lib arts clout chasers oh no. She likes robots and bad movies and gets understandably jealous about a boy, must be NLOG /s

No. 147905

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Somebody in the old thread said Dee from It's Always Sunny and I couldn't agree more. I can't decide if she would be a cow or a farmer. Probably both lol. Same with Artemis.

Dennis, Maureen Ponderosa, and Gail the Snail would have their own threads as well.

No. 147908

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Can you imagine Dennis finding his own thread? The ensuing sperg would be legendary.

No. 147919

The whole gang are cows posting about each other and their own threads. God the nightmare… Dennis def posted his dick at some point.

No. 147931

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I've seen people call Onision a less charismatic / attractive version of Dennis, so I could definitely see hime having a thread. They both have that hardcore narcissism and hyper sexuality.

No. 147954

You literally defended a NLOG behavior… "omg im so much better than those dumb sluts cause im into real shit like SCIENCE and VIDEO GAMES and not stupid girly shit. Am I right Warren? uwu"
The fuck is she even doing in that school instead of being with other based sciencebros?
Also imagine defending THIS:
>If Max decides to talk to Brooke, Max will ask her whether she saw the freak snowfall the day before, to which Brooke replies that she was riveted by it. Hoping to find out more about the snowfall, Max asks Brooke if she can explain how it happened to a "science noob" like herself. Brooke replies that "even meteorologists can't explain that snow" and says that she bets that Warren can.
So intelligent she got hypnotized by an incel cock kek

No. 147958

LSP would be everyone's narc queen who gives terrible relation advice, paragraphs about her shit ex's, constant thirst posts, and random updates on her trashy life that leaves /ot/ and /g/ in a civil war with half the anons treating her as a lovable pet cow and the other hating her for being an autistic attentionwhore worthy of a thread. Admin, ends up biting the bullet and banning her anyway. I can see anons calling out Marceline's posts about her dad and the subject of her dad hate being a vent thread pic:
>vent thread: daddy why did you eat my fries? edition
PB would have anons unironically ask her if she's autistic, stealth moid, or has aspergers, leading to her flipping her shit about being "too intelligent" for lolcow but still posting on the daily. Ends up getting her posts marked with a pink fedora.
Their infighting and ban evading would be legendary. Would their autistic infighting, self-posting, and samefagging top spergchan's?

No. 148032

>girl liking science and video games are NLOG
>assuming she thinks art is "girly shit" and slutty
>she doesn't belong in the ~art~ school with her NLOG ~science~
Projection much? How do you not see the hypocrisy. Have you considered that she just hates a lot of the artfags because they literally ARE retarded backstabby bullying divas who are even more pretentious than her. Including Max, only she's a moralfaggy mary sue. That's why in the alternate timeline, Max is in with Victoria's group and acting all queen bee.
>Oh no, she simps for a beta male, how can she possibly have intellect.
How non-NLOG of you to say. B-but, she's ruuude, feminist women would never be rude. Max only keeps Warren around for plot devices, he gets in dangerous situations because of her. It's human of Brooke to resent Max for that. Brooke at least has flaws and overcame them aka a character arc.

No. 148034

What exactly am I projecting? She just seemed like a typical "one of the boys" pick me. I thought part of not being an NLOG is not shitting on other girls for having interests other than you, which she did. Good for Brooke for dropping her shitty behavior, but the same could be also said about Victoria (a much, much worse case obviously). I still think pre-character development Brooke would bitch about other girls while whining how nobody is as smart as her. You are right that her retarded obsession with Warren is age appropriate, but to me it doesn't absolve her from fitting into the mold.The whole love "triangle" situation is so classic. Beta douchebag (did he tell Brooke he will settle on going to the cinema together if Max declines? wtf) obsesses over another girl why ignoring his female version kek. She seemed super male-identified, i.e in how she watched the awful Katie video and had zero empathy for her ("everyone watched it anyway"). It would be even more obvious she's a neckbeard orbiter if the line about her making fun of Kate for not being an atheist was kept in the final product.
Now that I think if, she would probably post more on reddit and 4chan, especially since farmers would bully her about her crush on Warren.

No. 148039

Nobody cares. Get back to the topic. Save for being irrelevant:

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both of them

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she’d be a cow who also browses lolcow

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