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>>>/ot/2030872 No. 2350790
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If Rosie was a real cat, what breed would she be?
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>>2350790Russian blue or Russian blue/tabby mix
No. 2350859
>>2350722>>2350731but i don't want to switch to "your dad" jokes because a) it doesn't hit the same and b) old men are gross and i would not have sex with them
>>2350692">t." means something like "written by" and is used to add context to your/someone else's post. it's short from some finnish word iirc
No. 2350864
>>2350840We are all poisoned like
>>2350854 is saying but the true answer it big pharma.
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What’s it called when you’re homophobic, heterophobic, and biphobic at the same time?
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>want to learn to drive at 21
>state requires that you get a permit and then practice for 50 hours with someone who's 25+ and licensed
>live alone (different country than family), don't know anyone who's 25+ on a close personal level, don't have access to any car
>every nearby driver's school is hundreds of dollars for 6-8 hours of instruction and involves someone sitting in the passenger seat and giving advice while you drive
>driver's schools suggest having 20-30 hours experience before using their instructors
>have literally zero experience, don't know how traffic works, don't even know the parts of a car, literally just learned what a pedal does today (I knew that pedals make the car go but I didn't know that it controls acceleration. I thought that if you're driving fast then you're holding it down hard the whole time, I just found out that you'd only do that to start going fast but then you'd relax once you reached a high speed). I couldn't even attempt to drive if I got in a car right now
I'm not mentally retarded in some way that'd make it abnormally hard, I was just never taught and never had a reason to learn (shut-in for most of my life). What are my options now if the schools expect you to already know stuff? I started reading the state driver's manual which tells you about traffic laws but I still don't know how you physically operate a car or anything like that and I have no one to show me.
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why do so many women, including some anons here, want to fuck this old, bald, smelly assless thing? there's so many better vampires to choose from even if they want someone unconventional
No. 2351162
>>2351108Yeah I definitely don't plan on just getting in a car and screwing around, regardless of whose it is, which is why I don't want to take the standard classes. I know that I have basically no knowledge but I tbh I was a little blindsided that there aren't many other people in this situation and resources don't seem to address it. I've always heard "just go get your permit and then start practicing with someone" but I don't think I could pass the written test until I do a lot of study, and I don't know how to operate a car at all, much less skillfully.
I think what would help is to first just have someone show me parts of a car while it's parked, then maybe for me to sit as a passenger while they drive somewhere and describe what they're doing. Schools seem to expect you to have already seen this from your parents or something.
I'll try contacting the schools directly and asking if they can offer something for my situation. One of them seems geared towards supplementing teens learning with their parents and the other seems geared towards people who already learned in another country that just need to earn an American license, so they both seem to presuppose at least some experience. I'm financially comfortable where I could afford something like the standard $440 package one of them has (for 6h of instruction), it seems like it'd be insane to pay a pro for 50 hours but idk maybe they have some secret option for this kind of situation?
No. 2351212
>>2351088It was the same for me. I'm glad my country requires regular lessons instead of allowing people to fuck around like that but it was super expensive, I don't think you can get around that. People pay like 3-4k just for the lessons and exams and they save up years in advance.
But I was just as clueless as you and I've been driving without accidents for 4 years now. I passed the written exam by memorizing the answers to all ~1k questions and in most cases they were completely empty phrases to me. You're supposed to drive this fast on that type of road, this sign means xy, that light means this but I genuinely could not imagine what that meant irl. In my first driving lesson I was first shown all the important parts and then I got to try it out on an empty road. I couldn't steer the car at all and every time I touched the brakes I completely stopped it. I remember going walking speed and being unable to make it stay centered without the instructor helping. My second lesson went way smoother though, somehow I just suddenly knew how much pressure to use and what not. And the same thing happened when I tried to drive my own car for the first time after I got my license. So don't worry if it feels impossible at first, it's something you'll get used to with experience. Check out some youtube videos to get a first idea about how cars look from the inside and how roads will look and what you should watch out for and it'll probably start to click once you get to try it out for real. And don't ever let a shitty instructor bully you. The ones I've had were all huge assholes that screamed at me any chance they got. But if those emotional manbabies that never went to high school could drive well enough to teach I could definitely do it so it did help in some way kek good luck nona
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>>2351229>I've been here for yearsWhen will newfags learn to lurk? When will retards learn to stop spoonfeeding?
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>>2351275He’s testing the waters to see if he can get you to unblock him and get away with it. Tell him to fuck off and make best friends with the girl.